The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1868-11-19

Grant will send on armed hireins
clothed In ojus bloc, with musket.
and sich, who will prevent our shoot
in niggers, and who will protect on
thcr farms aud in thcr houses the oius
Northcrncrs who hcv settled in our
midst. We shcl SEQ the glorious
Southern system decline stidily aud
shoorly. The whipping posts will
rot and the stox will dccay-tho yolp
nv dorgs will no moro be heard aud
the cheerful crack NV the pistol aud
the shreek NV the man wat has 20 /
his Cruel will no more be heord in
land. Bascom, after he hez the few
farms still uumortgarcd in the visin.
ity, will close, aud 20 70 Loosvillc
aud embark into the wholesale gros-
cry trade and iiuo the church, aud
give liberty to Sunday skools; his
groscry will fall into dckay and tho
sine will hang by one hing. We
she'll see churches aud skool houses.
factrys and villages everywhere.
The Program place NV 1000 akors
will be divided up into twenty farms
and on to them, without leaI NV us as
in ybor, will be the bustlin Moo York
er, tho cool, calculatin Yankee, tho
stiddy, hard workin Ocrmau-who
will display his groyelin nachcr
by working himself iustid NV
forcin niggors to do it for him.
We shell be run over with sko0l
marms, dcluged with academies,
p lastcrcd over with newspapers,
stunned with machinery drove
crazy by the whirr, crash and clash
NV mowiu machines aud reapcrs.
And thcro will be cheese made
at the Corners, Pennibacker's dis
tillery will be turned into a cheese
lactry, aud weak whey will run whor
now the generous high wines fash
along the troushs. Thor will be no
rcctifyin at the Corners the hog pens
will be abolished aud in thor stcd will
be skool houses. Aud methiuks |
see in my mind'-eye, Horasho, tho
spccrit, the ghost NV tm departed
Pogram, for he won't survive it long J
a hovorin over tue scene, cz Ham
lick's father did. The blessed shade
will look in vain for his house--ou
the spot wher il stood will bo an ac-
ademy. lie will tnrn to Bascom's
but ther he will find u deestrict skule.
"To Pennibacker's ! he will gasp
in spcorit whisper, aud with Il sper.
itooal smack NV his speritooal lips he
will hover over it, but the smell NV
cheese in the place NV the strengthen
in Odors in wich ho delitcs, will send a
speritooal shuddor thro him. A ghost
NV tear will run down his spcritooal
nose, linger. for mint at the tip
like dow drop on the rose, aud fall I!
Then will the dissatisfied gost de-
mand to be taken back to purgatory,
place less tryin to his nerves.
Deekin PogrOm heE only briioned
up wunst. a thot flashed over his
mind which gave him comfort for u
mint. "Isu't thcr n Booth for Grant
ez thcr wuz for Linkin !" askt he,
"Ah I" sed |, in alarm, "wood you
kill Grant to hev COlfax in his place?
We mite kill Colfax, s;y you. Alarsl
sposin they'd elect Sumner ez Presi-
dent NV the SENT Kill Sumner
Good Lord, no They'd then elect
Butler Speaker af the House, and he
can't be killed, No No ! We he'd
better bear the ills we hev than fly
to them we no not NV. Its gone.
All is up with me aud ius. | shel
stay in Kentucky for the present.,
tho wat mey become Nv me the Lord
ouly knows.
PETROLEUM V, NAsBY, p. NJ.
(Wich is Postmaster.)