Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1868-10-12


| QUACKERY.
-.-.
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE a CURE
CAN BE OBTAINED. .....s
DIR. JOHNSON has discovered the most
| Certain, Speedy, and only Effectual Remedy IL
the World for Weakness of the Back or Limbs
Structures, Affection Of the Kidneys or Bladder
Involuntary Discharges, Impotency, General
Debility, Nervousness, Dysspepsia,, L&ngGoEl
Low SDirits, Confusion Of Ideas, Palpitati0u Of
the Heart, Timidi5y, Trembling, Dimnes5 Of
Sight or Giddiness, Disease Of the Head.
Throat, Nose, or Skin, Affections OF the Liver
hGng stom&Gh or fo oaFT HaSs of
Youth-secret and solitary practices more tet&'
to their victims than the song OF SyTens 10 tn'
Mariners of Ulysses, blighting their most Drii
liant hopes or anticipations, rendering lIl"E'
risge, &C., impossible.
YOUNG MEN,
Especially who havo become tho Victims OF
solitary vice, that dreadful and dcstructly"
grave thousands Of Young Men of the most
excellent talents ard brilliant intellect VINO
might otherwise have entranced listening S9n@,,
tors with the thunders Of eloquence, or walked
to estacy the living Tyre, may call with full
confidence. .,,-,r,or,
Married Persons, or Young Men comtempia'
tinr marriage being aware Of Physical Wc&i-
ness, Organic Debility, Deformities' speedily
cured.
Ho who places himself under the care OF DR.
J. may religiously Contde IN his hoAot &s Is,i y
gentleman, and confidently reiy upon HIS sA'i'
as physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS
Immediately cured and full Vigor restored.
This distressing affection, which renders ilLt
miserable and marriage Impossible Is thc
penalty paid by The victims Of impropri!eety.--
Young persons are too apt 70 COMMIT eH-
cesscs from rot being aware OF the dreadIui
| consequences that may ensue. Now, who that
understands the subject will pretend to d'Hy
That the power OF procTeation is lost sOonct hy
those falling into improper habits than by tA2
prudent? Besides being deprived OF the pleas,
uro Of healthy offspring, the most, serious an2
destructive symptoms Of both body ana ih,Hd
arise The System becomes derengod, the
Physical and Menta' Functions WeakoneS
Loss of frocrcGtive Power, Nervous Irrlt%hIi-
ty, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart ;ndi
gestion, Constitutional Debility, and Wasting
Of the Frame Consumption, Decay anu Death
DIR. JOHNSON,
ML.1ber Of the Royal College OF Surgeoms
London, Graduate Of one of the most emhe!A
Colleges in the United States, and the greater
part Of whose life has been spent IN the 4CSpt-
ais Of London, Paris, Phil&dolphla, and oiSo-
where, has effected some Of the most asloHl3n7
ing cures that were ever known, many troubled
with ringing in the head and cars When ASi6ei
great nervousness, being alarmed at sudden
sounds, bashtulness, with frequent blushIng, At
tended sometimes with arrangement OF DIhd
were cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
Dr.. J. addresses ell those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence and soii-
tary habits, which ruin both body and mind
uniting them for either business, study socIo-
ty or marriage.
These are some of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by ear y habits Of youth, VIZ
Weakness Of the Back and Limbs, Pains In Lh~
Head, Dinncss Of Sight, Loss of Muscular Pow
er, Palpitation of the Heart DysPep2ia' Ncr-
vous Irritability, DGangement Of the Digestive
Functions, General Debility, Symptoms OF
MESTRIGY.EThe fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded. Loss. Of Memory
Confusion Of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, hYl'
Forebodings, AYerson to Society, ScIl Dlstr"$l,
Love Of Solitude, Tmidity, &c, are some 81
the evils produced.
Judge W hat is the cause oftheir declining health,
losing their Yigor, becoming weak. pale, nor
y?us and cmaciated, having \ singular appear
ance about the eyes, Cough, and Symptoms O!
''--9 0'- p'' YOUNG MEN.
Who ha7e injured themselves by n col
tain practice indulged in, 8 habit fro
quently learned from evil companions OF. ,M
school, the effects Of which arc nightly ieIt
even when asleep, and, if not cured, render:
marriage impossible, and destroys both mind
and body. should apply Immediately,
What pity that . young man, the hop9 oi
his country, the pride Of his parents, should De
snatched from all prospects and enjoymcnCs OF
! life By the consequence Of deVlatng from The
| path Of nature, and indulging IN ccrtaIh Sc
cret habit Such persons must: before contcIo-
| plating ,Dr,rr
i /, I IA,
necessary requisites 10 promote cOnnublal hap
piness Indeed, without these the Journey
through life becomes weary pilgrimage; the
prospect hourly darkens to the VieW, the mIhd
becomes shadoWed with despair and filled w.h
| the melancholy reflection that the happiness G;
aDother becomes blightcd with your own.
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Whom The misguided and imprudent votsry
| of pleasure finds that he has i1nbibed the SeGd*
of this painful disease it too often happens lnl'
| an ill-tined sense Of shame or dread OF dlscoF-
erv detprs him from applying 10 those, W
| from education and rcspectablty, can atone
| befriend him, delaying tn the cGhSLliu!loH"
sv1nnt0nls Of this horrid disease make tAeIr ap,
,iaa~erce such as ulcoc&tcd sore throat, dlScn&oG
! PcSn n0cturngl pains IL the head and limbs.
! dimness Of sight, deafness, nodes on the EhlA
! bones ana arms, blotches on the head, facc ana
cxtremities, progressing with trghttui r@PlotJ
till at last tie palate OF the mouth OF IL ines
0fthe nose fall in, and the victim OF this .aWW
Jis"oSa bcc0roes . horrid object Of commisaera
ton, til! death puts period 70 his dreadful sut
Fnr;n1gs hv sending him e that Undiscovered
| Country from whence no trayeileT, 2T, returns;
Its MELANCHOLY .;t7a FAGE 3i.o1 ta@' tn2u
he nnskiIfrIncss Gf ignorant pretenders, WAo,
by the the use Of that DEADLY POISON, Mp 4
] SIITKY, ruin the constitution Gnd make tpo
residue Of life miserable
| DIR. JOHNSON.
OrFIcE, No. 7, SOUTH FREDERICK STREET,
BALTIMORE, MD,
Left hand side going from Baltimore strecl