Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1868-10-16

GALoop fRrpoRp There was, O. "splen
splay" 81 male aud female galoots before
, the Mayor yesterday. A neat little family
party Of fhewofshippers oflpid Ben Zine
it was, and, after the dearth of local mat.
tefs for thetpast aaylo two, caused us Itd
smack our reportprial lips at the chances
of'that delight ola city editors existence,
ian item." -qE6-
| Philip Trowy was the first to make his
appearance. Covered with mud, ragged
and bloated. he would have made a beau-
tiful subject for photograph by Elliott.
Philip Trowy, I"Great Phebus, what a
name to fill the sounding trump of Fame !"
Itwas ordered and adjudged that Philip
should be scraped down and pay S5 and
costs for the fun he'd had. Philip proved
to be a financial failure, SO Philip smasheth
dornicks. q seiai7s5 .1s8 IL qcsls- 3 10.
1 fair face and form has so often frightened
the usually Clark and dreary precincts of
the police courts, the gentle, fair, frail and
benzine devoted Elizabeth Garner! We
have mourned her absence, 10 these many
moons, and thought perhaps she had been
passing the summer at Saratoga or some
other fashionable watering place. We
were not mistaken. She has put in her
time since her release from Castle Earhart
at the delightful watering place of Mill
port, where peace and canal boats pre-
vail, and no policemen interrupt the
glad erevels indulged in by fashionable
females. Elizabeth there learned the
Geecian bend. AS she deemed it necessa-
ry to extend her knowledge OH reaching
the Capital, she made it here a bender.
Elizabeth had INDUCED too freely in per-
cordials used by ladies of the ton, and be-
came inflated, elevated set -up--drunk.
She was sent to her Castle Earhart for the
thirty days ensuing, "a ee.. - zrzf
John Higgins and the wife of his bosom
having Just been released from confinement
in the City Prison, John Higgins and W. o.
b. b. got drunk. Johns drunk was of-a
melancholy cast, hers hilarious. She
shouted and screamed like camp meet
ing. Falling to pay S5 and costs each,.
John Higgins and the wife Of his bosom
tarry at the Sinners Rest.
E. L.Moffit had been under the impress
sion that lager might be taken in unlimit-
ed quantities without danger of intoxica-.
ting. Like the philosopher he is, he gave
the matter practical examination. He is
satisfied. When captured he was moral
izing thusly: "Mos' harm'ss bev'ege in err
'orld. Man can drink fly glasses'n never,
feel it more'n (hic) am this mint. A
man drinks whisky am he shows it.
Drinks lage' beer'n don't sh-shscrat,i
an alyso1 did l. Look at t,noble
Germ pop'pp'lash'n. Never see
I'm tos-tos- Gated, don't ye, so am 1! Lager
beer has 70 more feet on men so much
wafer. Can walk (hic) hole through la'erI
or see crack in her sid 'alk well s an
oh'er man. Bet ye two doll'r-'n half ficanI
my house'n find his way home with (hic)
hole keg beer outsi,f US. Ye say beer
ssroys mem'ry. Slie. Member better to-
day than L ever did to-mor'r 'Rah for
who's that ge,m'n we nom'na'd at--where
was our Convection held ?, What am l.
who are you, am how?" In default of So
and costs he hammereth. ' -s''l'' 20 9''e
Another. gentle damsel, well known
among the elite of galoot circles, Mary
Mary, with all a woman's ten
derness loves; with all woman's fondness
she is determined never to leave her love-
until death do them part. Who does she
thus adorer You ask. Who? Why. none
other than he who is mightier than kings;
he who has overthrown princes /; he who
5 ways the human heart and makes it mer-
~, sad, savage or benign, as he pleases;
he who can paralyze the pen of
the most gifted poet, and with touch
make him driveling idiot; he, before
whose shrine the mightiest minds of the
world have bowed-King Renzine. This
Is Mary's love, and she sticketh to
him closer than a brother. For having
tarried too long in his company she was ar
rested and the Mayor gave her divorce
for the next thirty days. She will hide
her sorrow and her red, red nose in Castle
Earhart tor that period.