The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-09-25
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HUMBUG.

LIZ "A III UMB OG.
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or calf it humbug,
Are the DOCTORS
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, New York, for the removal and cure of all
manner of pain and disease. The office is constant
y crowded with patients, rain or shine. Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint or tries it free Of cost
Knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit;
The L .Dcet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgahves,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays the PAINT that nevee leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys, men and
men, byt e hundreds, every day and evening. He
pam as II ny magic OF any name or nature,
bite to the most rightfu cancer. Broken down,
trembling patents 6 are sent by the officers OF hospi-
NJ Y, ami all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense, without money price, tor the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house. or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces of Fifth Avenue. All, all treated alike
and each wait their turn for an application OF that
pain. and misery, vaushes instantly if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with an iron grasp scores OF years.
| Hundreds ofphyscians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishmen, and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else for % cents,
what size they please. Those who able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, for they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
| pain only by inches.
DR.. WOLCOrT is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years. and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit courses or base ball Matches hardly time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
| that he means just what he says He has too much
| homer to make single false statement.
1t needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsome
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIHILATOR in pints. instead of half
pints, and makes it One-guarier stronger and more
eficent. He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many q
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
| was impossible to read a newspaper without laying
| it OIL desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once week, find immediate benefit Pint
bottles hold three of the 80 cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to Of the smaller size. Thou
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, for the disease is in the
| head You might as well put plaster on the foot
to cure ulcer the hand.-Catarrh Is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
stomach and undermnes thsThole constitution.
| Catarrn snuf Will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. snecze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious.
| You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
| the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, fiom this
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
| removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead of adLng
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| Uhite wrappers.
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can 60, or be carried, and
| have all physical pain removed free of expense at
| No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
| But tools are often caught and sold
| With printed wrappers, brown and old.
l. Sept. 18-4w