The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1868-09-03
HTYRAT'S TERE MATTER WHTEA
TEEAT NOSE3''
AN COVER Tns RHINE" STORY BY TIE
FAT CONTRIBUTOR.

Snyder kept beer saloon some years
ago lover the Rhine" Snyder was
pondcrous Teuton Of very irascible tenn
per-''sUdjen and quick in quarrei'-got
mad in a minute. Nevertheless his sa-
loon was great resort for The bovs-part
ly because Of tic excellence of his beer,
and partly because they liked TO cLafc
'old Snyder, as they called him (; for al
though his bark was terrific, experience
had taught them that he wouldn't bite.
One day Snyder was missing, and ii
was explained 10y hi5 frau" who 'jcrk-
cd' the beer that day, that he had "gone
out fishing nit der poys" The next day
one of the boys who was particularly fond
OF ''roas:ing" old Snyder, dropped in to
get glass Of beer, and discovered Sny-
der's nose, which was big one at any
time, swollen and blsteFed by the sun, un-
til it looked like dead ripe tomato
"Why, Snyder, whats the matter with
your nose +? suid the ca.Itr.
81 peen out fishing nit der Poys," re-
Piled Snyder, laying his finger IenderIy
against his proboscis, ''the sun it pese hot
like ash der tifel, INT l purns my nose.
Nice nose, dent ?" And SNYDER viewed
it with look Of comcal sadness in the
little mirror back Of his bar. It entered
at once into tho head Of the Inischievous
fellow in front Of tie bar 10 play q joke
upon Snyder, SO he went out and collected
half Jozen of his comrades viii ,ybor,
be ARRANGED ,I..t No., shonIJ ,iro-, - .,
tho sol,o0 ono o(,ar o,,,,,l.,r or,5 II. c.
der ..Iyba,,s rho meter ,,;,h ,I,at -,
70 see how Iona ne wouId stand i The
man who nut nm tbe i.b went IN fret NH,
y comnoninn and sos,;n, .hen,sal,.as ~
taI,In collc5 E,r beor S.. hr,roI,t =
~ them and tho neyy co,,or ox,.,..;,Ss,f 49,
he saw him .sSnvder what's the ro,t,,r
u,;,I, ,,rrr o..
81 vust dell vonr {ricnt hero nean ont
f.bin' NIT der hove ynt ,I,e sun he ,,rr,,,
'.rn--zwi lsrer--,Isy, cants-ou ri,bt ,,
Another how rusl,es !, .,ToIo9 bors
you're ahead of rnc fhis time; 'snose I'm
IN fbouab Tara Cn,,ror ,r;l,, 49,,
glass of laoer and > nret-fa,nears to
catch a sudden cl;,,nzo nf SnyJhT.s nosa
L,nks ronJa,,,.tI,, r,o,,,o,,t ,,,a -
bursts ont lopahiTo,-h.l hal iaJ WI,
Spvdcr-bsT bo1Ewb,t,s the n,attsr vim
that nose E,
SNYDER. Of course. can't see apv finn i,
having = burnt nose or b,,iro i ianaie5
at snI he s,ys IN ,c,o s,arrf,,
"rye pcen ont fi.bin' mil dor IroTs nnt
dc sun v,,st so hot 1ika osb de,. ,;f.i ',ot
ourut nv nose thot isb all r;gbt -
Apo,ber tormen,cr comes IN on5 ;ss.s
on ..se,t;ng ,eu1 mn" far ,I,o .baI, I hn,,aa ,,5
..Snvdar., s.ys he ..fIl mn ,Lo | 49,;
glasses. and inka &, d,;nk vdnrs ~
6oI Lor hal hor haf $50 It" ~
ba, Ia al-at,s the ,o,,,or r,;,I ,La. naaa p,
Spvder's brow da,Lens 9TH wra,h +.
this time and hi. yo;cs oro.s d. oD,
starncr '''"
81 naen ont fsi;D, NIT a.r L.
IeedIe Man; q'bs CO. 49, ~, H., -,
haR mt nrrn nv 81 | NJ, ~, In 80: a.
more rot I dpn,t oot - .av W 80 ,', e
peseness7 That i al r;ot.. So =.
own nose don't Po F0'" "''
.sBurn your nose--bur, oil tho ho:r os
vou- head, for What cora Won noaau,,
get mad about IL"
1t was evident ,bat Soy,,cr ,.orI5,.,