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The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-08-29
VANDERBURGH COUNTY
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EAGk1EE , INSTITUTE.
EVANSVILLE, IND, Aug. 28. 1868.

ResolUed, That the Teachers Insti-
tute of Vanderburgh County, which IS
lust about to close, has been sue
cess; that the hearts of our instruc-
tors are in their work, and that the
Professors and Teachers during the
session of the Institute have become
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SENT TO JAIL.-Red Mike, alias
Thomas King, who was arrested day
before yesterday on a charge of grand
larceny, having, as it was alleged,
robbed a man named Nick King OF
S150-on the steamer Sallie V-had a
hearing before Esquire Stinson yester-
day. The pocket book, said to have
been stolen, was produced in court
and identified as the property of Mr..
Nick King. Red Mike was held to
bail in the sum of $500 for his APP
pearance at the next term of the Van
derburgh Circuit Court, in default of
which he was sent 10 j1il.
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LAST Day OF SERvIoE.--Y esterday
was the last day of service for the
Court of Common Pleas. The Sheriff
and his bailiffs were all very busy get
ting ready for that Court.
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Br At 9 o'clock this morning Hi
ram Nelson sells. at his Auction
f ESom L9ogs s s strept p Sofas +, Sofa
ings, Wardrobes, Bedstsads. Mat
trasses. Books, and Dry Goods; also,
a large United States Flag, new.
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The following is the score:
q Sc
FLY CATCHES.

INSTRUMENTATION, 6; L. L. Lyon, L;
Z. Lyon, IL Boieourt, 2-total, 10. =
Olympies-Weher, ]; Wttt, 2; Clark, Il
Hntchens, l; Mccullough, 2; Evans, 3--to-
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THE COMMISSIONERS CoURT.-The
County Commissioners Court will
convene on Monday week. e47
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All the friends of General Grant
aud Governor Baker in the Fifth
Ward are invited to meet tonight, at
Deeker's Stere, on Third Street, to
arrange for the Torchlight Procession
next Friday night. Let every soldier
and citizen be at his post TO night.
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FOE aALE.

Residence and Farm for Sale.
PRVRE REsBnEECE Of the late D1
~ Thomas RunCIe will lie sold at private
sale. said farm contains 400 acres. WlLl
improvements. 10 is nbout one mile from
Iugle's station, on the y. g. C. ~. E., ana
ten miles from This city. For further par
ticulars appiy at Dr. E. r. RuncIe's office
No. ~ FirsI street, Evans vile. iy3it.
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WANTED-Partner with $4,000 to
$50 600 capital to engage in a safe and
profitable business In Evansville, Ind.
For particulars address with real
name Box 3, c., Evansville, Ind.
aug 25-1W..
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Sperr's Port Crane Wine.

es- Carriers and Buffers Ink at
the journal Office.
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Bag- Note and Letter Paper at the
journal office.
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For RENT.-The room now occu-
pied by s. w. Turner. No. z South
First Street, three doors east of Main.
The situation is desirable one. The
room is furnished with all the ne ces-
saFy fixtures and shelving to carry on
any kind of business, and will be rent
ed very low.
TURNER & KUMLER,
augl8 IT, No. First Street.
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The DRUMMER BoY.-The present
alton of the Drummer Boy" will
take place at Turner Hall, on Monday
night next. Look out for it.
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ZOE sALR AEl ZOE RENT

AEA G#EAR BUILDING LOIS
La@A@ Dwelling Houses, and Farms
Ten thausand acres of Farming Land.
! buy and sell Reel Estate.
a AElNAH JOHNSON.
5f Rent Estate "A gent.
Third Street, Egpasrille, Indiana.
dec22 Il
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ANNoUNCE1TENTs


COUA ~ TT2EA SURER.
Editors Journal: Please announce the
name OF W q HAZELEiGfG ais caudf-
date for the ONCE OF County Treasurer.
subject to the decision D the Un on Con-
vention. nj sHY FRIENDS.
COUNTY CLERK,
Editors Juurn 4: Please announce fHu
name of w NJ. REAV $ as q puuIdate for
the office of County CIerk for Wander burgh
County, snbiect o. he decision Of tine Zee
publican county Convention 10 take place
at the Or scent City Springs, on the tth OF
September, 1868. BY request of
MANY V0rEHs5
By request of many voters, we announce
PLY ID. VETS as Cul didate for The
office OF County Clerk, ubiect 20 the deci=
sion of the Union Convention
JAMES II MCNEFLY will serve the
public faithfully as Clerk OF the Courts of
Nanderbnrgh county, IL nom mated by
the republican Union Convention uu the
18th Of september. and elected br the uea-
pie on the 18th OF October augE ga dW
s. SORE NBON is Il candidate for the
office OF County Clerk at the ensuing octo-
Der lection. subject TO The decision of the
Rel ubltcan Convention.
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WANTED.

WYANTED-MAE MA stea1v man. who
Wv understands working 81 Planning aud
FLOORING macnlnef 10 Whom we WlIl D1F
good wages and give eadg emp oymeut
Inquire at tnts Office, OF on
IRiB LIE. MYEk- h BRO.
Second ST., bet. Chestnut and Cherry
aus div
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SPEAKING. - The Young Mems
Grant Cavalry, last night, appointed a
committee to wait Oh General Shack
elford and Governor Dunning, and
request that they address the organ
ization, at such time as will suit the
speakers. The young men mean bus
mess. Any man would feel proud to
address such an organization.
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'5CaHVIIH' 1ILHe OF gtlIIei % HOuTs.
The game was played on the grounds
of the Olympics at Henderson, and
the Excelsiors received the most hos
pitable entertainment by their van
quished competitors.
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OFFICIAL.

LETTERS REMAINING UNCLAIMED in the
Post-Ofhce az Evansville. State of Indians
on the 29th day of August, 1868.
Persons calling for any of these letters
Will please aey Advertised" giving date
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REAL ESTATE TRANsFERs.-The follow
Ing is the list of real estate transfers fol
the week ending Aug. 28th, as appears from
the entry book in the Office OF the County
Recorder:
s. Chaplin TO VIM H. Walker, west q
ortheast quarter section q, township &,
south range 10 west, for 81 900.
Alexander Darling to FL. v. Bennington,
northWe est quarter section 10. township 8,
S nth range 10 west, for 1850.
Catherine Engel to Philip Glappert, lot
II, In blocS II, 10 IIamasco City, for 500.
Henry II. Uhlhorn and George Brink
man to John Eugent lot %, in block 12S,
in Lsmasco City, for ESQ.
Morris =. johnson to John r. StinSOn ,
lot 3, in block 81, in Lamasco City, for 5000.
Joseph Albert TO Theodore Fabry, Lot 4,
in w. FL Laws Sub division of Block 56, in
Lamasco City, for $3.50.
Frederick Fenchter to William Niehaus,
Lot s in sabe la Place, Tor S475.
William >. Griffin to Mrs. Maria Grit
fifth, Lot 5, in Block l26, in Lamasco CITY,
Tor sl50l fs~9t
Andrsw NJ. Gerard TO Albert Gerard,
northwest quarter OF northeast quar- ter
of Secfd IN s, Township S, south of Range
Ii We st; also, north half OF southwest quar-
1 er OF Section 3, and q traction OF section
Philip Koehler to Henry Doenges, j.,
northwest quarter of northeast quarter of
Section ., township south of Range II
west. for 81 900. ..s-.ss !,
Henry Reichard to Margareth Ritzert,
Lot % in Block %, in Lamasco city. Tor
3225 -
Block 135, in Lamasco City, for 500.
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STEAMROA

FOR CANNELTON
The fine, feet steamer
OLLIE SULLIVAN,
etLag41.A Jenkin 4. Hugo, Master;
assss@saszs55ssa VIM. Steinbridge, Clerk,
Leaves Tor the above and al intermediate
ports THIS DAY Saturday. Aug. 9th, ut
10 O'Clock AN.
For freight or passage apply on board,
or to G. Il. RUDD,
IL Agent.
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- II = TT VIZ ISa
CINCINNATI, August 28.-The river
has fallen , inches, with 6 feet &
inches in the channel. Weather
clear. Thermometer 84o.
PITTsBURG, August 28.-Weather
cloudy, with some rain. River about
10 inches and stationary.
LOUISVILLE, August 28.-Weather
clear and warm. River swelling
slowly, with 81 feet water in tn e
canal.
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POLES IN THE FIRST WARD.-Thc
Republicans of the First Ward ale
requested to meet to night on the
Newburg Road, corner of Elliott
Street. to raise a Grant and Colfax
pole; after which there will be Sec
ond pole raised at Klamer' brick
ward in Parrett's Enlargement. Let
there be a good turnout.
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RRV Err NE w 9
a., 90 &c. Itenag see 1nfra rnne.

The weather yesterday evening was
extremely hot, the mercury ranging at
9O' or upwards until midnight. The
river was almost stationary.........Tbe
Milbrey passed up yesterday entirely
light. She is about to enter the Lou
isville and Cairo The
Cumberland, for Cairo, and the Lin
ION, for Eastport, left last night with
splendid trips......."The Palestine ar
rived near p. NJ. last night with a
good trip, and had an excellent trip
out at IL o'clock......The Louisa and
Fanny Brandeis, overdue, had not arr
rived at midnight......The j. P. Webb
will be in early to- day, and will return
to Cincinnati with dispatch.
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BUILDERS EMPORIUM.
BATHS | BATHS

TIL NEW RAFHING ROOMS Arvra
- apparatus at the Crescent or, 5r1if = =
S S[g h1 nv com plete, anu visitors can be-se
fima' az ~ t ~ ana shower Baths. at any
- Ss1ttl,S, 0ay II night Price so cents "a sf4-f.
ps'Ih one dozen tickets for SIS. fau55d ir5
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ExceIsiors, /; Olympfcs, /.
Umpire, b. Witt: Scorers, HiIlyard and
Scantlin. Time of game, % hours.
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MARRIAGE LICENsES.-The folIoWlng Is
the list Of marriage licenses issued by the
County Clerk during the week ending the
2ith instant:
James Riley to Eliza Tyron,
Arthur Finey to Adeliue Dixon.
Thomas NJ Abbott TO Martha johnston.
Ere erick Meyer to Christine Baechlles
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1868-05-01
st. JOhnS6ury in 1857.


\ Manuscript Letter from iona. Arnold.
PROVIDENCE, II. /, April Il, lSGS.
EDITOR or TIE CALEpoNIAN-.Hg
Upr. Nr:-Somc ten years ago | diScov-
nrcI the enclosed letter by accident
amoug-, the private papers of the late
Lcmuel II. Arnold, who was in 1882
the governor OF our state and in 1915 a
member OF the house of representatives in
the United States congress. lie was Il
man of very high character, and much
respected for his many virtues, pubic
and private.
The writer of the enclosed letter wa>
hi- father. DIR. Jonathan Arnold, who
Was very prominent man in the revo-
lutior. lie was member OF the colomi-
al assembly and drew and presented, aad
had passed. what Is claimed TO be the first
resolution passed 10y any colony declaring
q separation from the crown.
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' cry respectfully,
EDw'D ii. HAZARD.


Honoured Parents: | wrote you a
short letter lately, informing of my re-
turn from st. Johnsbury to Winchester,
but at that time l had not opportunity
to inform you of the particulars of my
summers campaign, as l wished, and as
suppose will be agreeable to you to
hear, and which l now do by my bro
thcr.
l set out from this place with five men
on the 18th day of April, and on the 23d
arrived in St Johnsbury. The town.
ship was to survey and run out into lots,
and which l began upon, as soon as
plows could be got ready and men for
that service. And by the 18th Of May
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1868-05-01

How To CURE \ CoLD.-The mo-
ment a man is satisfied he has taken cold
let him do three things First, eat moth
ing second, 20 to bed, cover up in a
warm room third. drink rs much cold
water as he can, or as he wants, or as
much hot herb tea as he can, and in
three cases out of four, he will be we'll in
thirty-six hours. The neglect Of Il cold
for torty-eight hours, after the cough
commences, is to place himself beyond
cure, until the cold has run its course, OF
about fortnight. Warmth and absti-
nencc are safe and certain cures, when
applied early. Warmth keeps the pores
Of the skin open, and relieves it of The
surplus which oppresscs it, while absti-
nence cuts off the supply of material fol-
phlegm which would otherwise be cough
ed up,-Jo,gnaL Of HealM.
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THc Chifd nHd the IHOurners.

\ iillc child beneath Il tree
sat and chantcd cheerily
\ little song, a pleasant song.
Which waS-she sun" it all day long
w hen the wind blows the blossoms fall
But good God reigns over ALL"
There passed a lady by the way.
Moaning in the tace of dav:
There were tears upon her cheek,
Grief in her heart too great to speak;
Her husband died but ycstcr-morn,
And left her in the world forlOrn.
That looked to heaven and, singing, smiled
And saw not, for her own despair.
AUother lady. Young and fair,
Who. also. passing. stopped to hear
The infants anthem ringing clear.
For She. but few sad days before.
HAD lost the little babe she bore;
-And GIief Wa, heavy AT her soul,
~ that sweet memory DER her stole
And showed how bright had been the past
The present drcar aud overcast.
And as they stood beneath the tree
Listening. Soothed and placidly.
\ youth came by, whose sunken eyes
Spahe of a load of miseries:
AnG ht. arrested like the twain.
stopped to listen to the strain.
Death had bowed the youthful head.
/ 81, l.. o.. 1 I
/ Her marriage robes were fitted on.
Her iair Young face with blushes shone.
! When the destroyer smotc her low.
! And changed the lovers bliss to voc.
| AID these three listened to the song.
| Si!ver-,oncd. and sweet and strong.
Which that child. the livelong day.
/ Chauicd 10 itself in play:
''Whcn the wind blows. the blossoms tall
Btu a good God rcigns over all"
The Widows lips impulsivc moved;
/ rh" mothers grief, though unreproved.
T ~oucn"d, Is her trembling tongue
Hcprarei what the infant sung;
/ Aud The sad lover. with start.
/ Cuunrd it over in his heart.
, And though the child-if child it were,
A4d moi Il >eraph sittiuG there
Was seen no more. the sorrowing threc
cu, Oh thei; way lcsiGnediy,
fla. -.n- still riugin" in their ears
Was it music Of the spheres:
Vino shall tell: They lid not know:
]
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CHURCH ELECTION FIGHr-As the
result Of a long quarrel between the Rec
tor and senior warden of an Episcopal
church in l4th street, New York, Il
party of the latter's friends laid in Il sup
ply OF provisions, and garrisoned the
church Sunday night, to prevent the
other party from electing new yestrymen
at the rcgular Easter meeting next morn
ing Three hundred of the pastors
friends assent jr tr ut of the church
and would have put out the others by
violence had not they secured the pres
ence OF dozen policemen to reinforce
the garrison, who therefore held the
church till after midnight of election day.
The law seems to be ON their side, us
Bishop Potter had ruled that the election
would be invalid; but the pastor and his
party mean to carry the case into the
civil courts.
"Oh, Stubbs, where is thy victory
oh, Boggs, where is thy S Tying :" ex-
claims the Chicago Post,
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VOLUME 81 NUMBER 1905.

OF cellar. TOI lccullS cattle, no root Is
superior to the parsnip. There are sew
eral varieties, but they differ very little
Soil and culture are OF a good deal more
importance than varieties.
\ good many intelligent farmers in the
states Of New York and Vermont are
beginning TO fall into the Canadian pea
practice-fecding stock on peas-finding
Il saving of thirty to fifty per cent. i'll do
lng 80, besides Il quick and easy method
of maintaining a maximum condition Of
fertility in their land, without cxpending
half their income for expensive mercam-
tile fertilizers.
For either man or beast, there Is no
crop grown i'll our climate containing So
much nutriment as beans. For iattcu-
Ing hogs or sheep they are superior to
corn. For hcg~ they must be cooked,
but for sheep are best fed raw
The Cottage Gardener OF London.
says earthing up potatoes diminishes the
produce and rctarls the ripening of the
tubcrs. Long experiments in England
have proved this fact-that hilling mp
the potato will reduce the crop one
fourth.
There Is no better fertilizer for straw
berries than ashes. We remember that
one of the best crops we ever had was
raised when the only manure used was
wood ashes. All soils will not be bene-
fitted by such an application, but it l.
always safe to Use ashes in connection
with other manures. If ashes only are
used there are fewer weeds, as no seed
can be introduced by the manure
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CLOVER AND IEMoTHr.-A. Hadley,
in a communication to the Northwestern
Farmer, gives what he regards three i'm
portant reasons why clover should be
>own with Timothy First, the clover
being tap-rooted, penetrates deeply,
stands drouth, mellows the soil, and the
timothy crows much stronger and holds
lp the clover. Secondly, if sown for
pasturage, the timothy almost universal
ly prevents the clover from swelling cat
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PARsNrr.-The parsnip fiourishes best
and gives the longest, largest, smoothest
roots in very deep, rich soil-one that
has beer made rich with manure the pre-
vious year. Manure, especially if fresh,
makes the roots somewhat ill-shaped.
Sow as early in spring as the ground can
be made ready, pretty thickly, in drills
from twelve to eighteen inches apart, and
about an inch deep. Thin the plants to
five or six inches apart. An ounce OF
seed will sow one hundred and fifty feet
of drill very thickly. Six pounds of seed
is the usual quantity sown on an acre.
The portion Of the crop required for
spring use can remain in the ground dur
ing the winter. If portion is covered
heavily with leaves, they can be dug at
any time. a few can be stored in a pit
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tins amount VIII he - 20 ms amount
oi assessed per cenia-c must IN al t'-es
be sent on receipt "t tins notice, with III
rections by what eNpre-- you want the
prIze sent Signed
~ y. NELLY " Co..
SOS broadway.
Now we happen to know that y. y.
Kelly could only be found in small
Office down ,0wn, and not sos Broad
WAY ana a. wc wished TO -,t i.ra pr
suual.v. we ioJk Il .irud IL wimy~, to
what uii.lr l.. sad. and went to the
abovr-nul.ri small ot.!c.. W. will net
lllr;uu, 10 I,.~,rib. t.y man t,ho~c wish
,r,r = l...crIr,r;uu ar. referred rp tI, rec
or,I, ,t iIu. Irimiua, courts of Chjraun)
-ut,i,,. !, +, -.,y W.. found him. and show
iu,r th,. notice, uulitclv reuu,,trd to
known what the valuahlr priz. consisted
of Mr. X. informed Us that if We
would leave the notice and our address
he would give u the desired information
the next day. We replied, ''NIr Kelly.
We have had a treat many of these no
tice, sent to Us. and all that We have
presented have drawn the same kind OF
valuable prizes, viz. Sandy River Petru-
lrum Stock. We presume. sir, that thi-
j. ,hc same thing, and that all Your valu-
able prizes are the same in character.
Now. -ir, YOU know that this stock l.
worth not one cent. and YOU ask this
poor Woman 10 send YOU SG p, hy rep
re>cntiu- to her, III a very inGcuiou>ly
and carciul,y-wrttcn circular, that she
has draw a prize worth : Sl25."
Mr.. X. That stock l. valuable, s!r.
very valuable.
We answered, at i not worth one
cent 4 share, and you cannot find a man
in this city who will give that for it.
Mr.. X. You have no business in
this Office. If YOU want to know any
thing about the prizes You must 90 10
the uptown Office. will have nothing
more 10 say To you, and ityou don leave
will put vou out.
We replied. But, Mr.. Kelly, we have
this notice signed by you, which Is sutii-
cicnt evidence that we have business here
and We intend to finnish that business be
/ fore we 90
/ Mr.. X. don't care for you. You
are miserable, low dogs, and | despisc
YOU. You are trying TO pry into my
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Hamlet as q Yankee.

Ghost am thy fathers spirit.
Hamlet-Yeou don't say 50 Old man
give Us your fipper. How de do amt
seen you in a coon's age. When'd ye
come down?
GhoSt-Doomed for Il certain term to
walk the night.
lIamlet-Why on airth don't you take
a hos~ car and ride Or do they quit too
airly, for you | say, where do you hang
cout day time
Ghost-And for:the day confined to
fast in fires
IIamlet-About heow fast are you on
Il direct road Tew-torty?
Gho-t-Till the foul crimes done in
the days Of my nature are burnt and
purged away.
Ilamlet-Aare you purging bad Try
i little of this cholera medicine. Knock
it highern Gildcroy.
Ghost-That I'm forbid to tell the
secrets Of my prison house, | could tale
unfold
Hamlet-Don't unfold it here, old
man-don't
Ghost-Whose slightest recital would
harrow up thy soul.
Iamlet-Fetch on your harrow.
Ghost-Freeze thy young blood.
Hamlet-tiet eout, you tarnal old re
trigcrator.
Ghost-Make thy two eyes like stars
start from their sphere
Hamlet-Dew tell, You couldn't tell
about what time they'd start
Gho-t-Thy knotted and combined
locks to part
Hamlet-Tyc parted with about all
them locks now, especially on the top of
my head.
Ghost-And each particular hair
Hamlet amt particular to hair.
Ghost-To stand on end like quils
upon the trettul porcupine.
Iamlct-Ncow look a-hcre. oil pop
py, don't fret your porcupine over me.
Ghost-But this eternal blazon must
not be to ears OF flesh and blood. List.
list, oh list,
Misunderstanding angry Yeou be
COL darncd. Didn't | list in Sol Pea
body's hum guards when YOU fled INTO
Canada, takin' yer draft with ye And
where ycou was killed by the Finnegan-.
and it served YOU right. Better 20 and
list yourself. You tarnal old critter,
stead of prowln round nights disturbiu'
your blood relations. Git cout. Exit
! Hamlet in a rage.
WHEN | NM Pore. - When l am
Pope, propose to promulgate some new
articles of faith
/. Every man shall be married at the
age OF %, or show good cause for neglect
OF duty.
,. Every man shall annually tax him
self one-tcnth of his income, until the
sum reaches the amount OF --, to pro-
cure books, journals and newspapers.
3. Wedding gifts shall never consist of
luxuries-jewcls, plate, ctc.-but of
books: and with the birth of every child,
ten volumes shall be put into the library
in his name.
1. 1t shall be the duty of every young
married man to read aloud to his wife,
at least one hour day, for the first ten
years after his marriage. But this shall
not be construed to the prejudice Of the
wite's right to read, speak, lecture, etc.
>. All men who lie by their books in
a selt-indulgent and hidden manner, alb
~orbin" knowledge without benefit to
their fellows, shall be treated Is bees are
that hide their ne>ts-smoked out. and
their nests broken up.
However, l will not tell you what 9TH
cr laws l shall promulgate tor tear shall
lose votes, and fail of becoming Pope
H. ". Beecher