Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1868-07-22
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If A HU M B UC,
What q wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First OF August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
rEI. Or cal It humbug.
Are the doctors,
Not acquainti
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients s &
Use Pain Paint. = ~ ~
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
, Flash the truth ss
Before their eyes,
But the cry 4-l
Is ways humbug,
Men Of science
Full of lies. -,.r
= Pain Paint has been tested, free of cost, over
ten months, every day Except Sundays(, at ITO
Chatham square, N Y, for he removal and
cure of all manner of pain and disease. The
Office is constantly crowdee with patients rain
,or shine. Every person who buys Pain Paint
or tries II free Of cost, knows that ali who cali
it humbug tell ialsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down:
We want no burning liz iments
In City County, Town. ses..
We want IN tpoyv % lave Of boo,,h
We want to shun Disease.
We want few Doctols Bills to pay, r. p,
Or Undertakers' fees. 'it1If s.
We know all pills'haye had their dav
chat pbysic ia. deceit, a. - .,.
The Lancet ami the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet,
,,.,..
We know our stonlachs were not made
To dreneh with pureatives;, Dos
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
#.Tl utfTE
A TREMBLING MAN-THERE Is A MAN
IN whose hand does not tremble. but handles
a brush with dcxterity, and lays on the PAINT
that never leaves color or stain. He paints
girls, boys, men and women, by the hundreds,
every day and evening. II e removes pain o. IL
by magic, OF any name or nature, whether chron
ic or acute, irem a simple mosquito bite to the
most irighttul cancer Broken down, trembling
patients, are sent by the officer. OF spitas to
NOl.CUTT Office. No. lfOf.hatham square,
N. Y, and all pain is removed for every APP
plication. free OF expense, without money or
price, for the tenant OF the sunken celers OF the
meanest tenement house, or for the owners Of
brown stone and marble palaces OF Fifth Avene.
AL, ali are treated alike, ana each wait their
turn for an application of that wonderful rem
edy, PAlr PAIAr and all distress, pain. and
misery, wants e. instantly, as il commanded by
supsinaLual agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain it broken under the touch OF the
brush, and crunhles ika a spider web, where
ostore it held its victim with an iron grasp for
scores OF years -Ht
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed the OPP
erations with astonishment. and those who ex.
peCted seof and laugh returned ITO pray A fac,
tory in Brooklyn and the Office nj New York is
driven to its utmost capacity day and night
The Doctors friends urge him to double The,
price III me d ately; but the rDocttr
with an enpathic No settles the matter"rIhe
people shall have it, ami every body else for rs
cents. so cents. 81. So. IS and SIS per botil, I,
and can select what size they please. Those
whose who are able certainly will purchase the
argest sizes, for they contain six cen Of the dol
Lar bottles. and hold enough to drive pain head
long, instead OF small bottle that removes pain
only by inches.
Or. WOLF OFT is a man of business. He
has been in the srme office nearly six wears, and
folks know, just where TO find him, He has no
time to visit rase courses or base ball Matches
hardly tnIel TO snatch lunch. People OF com.
mon sense know that he means lust what he
says. He has too much honor to make single
false statement.
1t is needless for u to state the success ne has
already achieved in the sales Of his old standard
remedy, theaANNlHlLArOk, universally paG
ronised for catarh and colds in the head, which
is to day the only leading and reliable remedy
for that IOathsOme yet universal complaint
Still more. he now puts up the NNIHILATOR
In pins instead OF half pints and makes IL quar-.