The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-11-26
VARIETIES.

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An i'll bred mana sick baker.
Mixed pickles-Boys and girls. ..
What sin makes themost noise 7--
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Can a woman with cataract i'm q
her eye, and waterfall on her head, ),
he considered to have picturesque
face? 4. -as[
A garment was exhibited yester-sa
day on Washington street made of
canvass taken from the back Of
duck.
Some people like to wine and some
to whine. The, former are apt to be
the most pleasant companions.
Some of the most. personally pleas
ant lawyers in this city bring the
most cross actions in our courts.
II nature abhors vacuum, why.
does she permit so many empty
headed people to live. h'.'57
The new moon reminds one of a
giddy girl, because she is too young
to show much reflection - ~
pray, Madam, why did you name
your old hen MacdoffT 2 because,
sir, I want her to lay on p
The famous Grecian bend is now
ascertained to be e.nothing but an old
fashioned Dutch stoop. .sa e.
It is said that as the twig is bent !
the trees inclined. Some of the
ladies' will grow queerly if the Gre
ciau style prevails very long. .-i--,
Our aristocratic young ladies have
taken tc learning trades. Nearly
every one Of them has become a
painter-of her own cheeks. -
"You mustbe economical, my SON.
A pin day is a groat year, you
know. w.''-s'Then father, think III 8
go tea-pins every day. ri ze =
A card in the shop window of an
English corset maker exhibits the
followin singular instnce of litter
ate ditcion: 'SAll kinds ofladies stay
here
"Why don't you ask me how I
am p smilingly said lady visitor
to a four-year- old girl. ''I don't
want to knog,' was little innocent's
reply.
It is said that the conductors on
one Of the railroads leading out of
this city are so devoted to their bu-
siness that they always eat on time
tables.
4 never complained Of my con-
dition but once," said an old man,
when my feet were bare and l had
no shoes, but / met a man without
leet, and became contented."
The EFFECT-A man said ale was
excellent drink, though taken in
large quantities it always made him
fat. Il have seen it make you lean,"
said a bystander.
A surgeon whose wife was great
scold, being asked what he thought
would be the greatest triumph of the
surgical art, replied: take the .jaw
out of a scolding woman.
A Minnesota farmer. says: "We
raise four hundred bushels Of pota-
toes to the acre here, which would
be big thing. if we didn't also raise
bugs enough to eat 'em all up" ~
A cynic thinks that the virtues of
the waters Of many Of the fashion.
able springs are CRATER than the vir- &
tues of their patrons and he doesn't
believe much in the waters either.
A New Yorker visiting Charleston
says if the mosquitoes there were
only colored to the right shade, and
domest;cated, he should take them
for canaries, they are SO large and :
musical. 'it4i'
Two of the Democratic candidates
for presidential electors, Isaiah
pillars a.,d Adolph Kiaemer, were
voted for in Hamilton county as
Isaac S. Pillars anq John A. Craner
to the extent of nearly IL, 1000 votes.
A teacher said to a little girl at
school: eff naughty girl should
hnrt yon, like good girl you would
forgive her wouldn't you ?" eyes
marm,' she replied, elf 1 couldn't
catch her." a8 .s5-