Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-11-18
spIinters.

parts OF Austral!n.
Tho Kansas Senate will be unanimously
lindical, mid tho House will hive but six
Democrats in II.
"a man has been scntesccd to thirty days
Imprisonment In Buffalo for stealing an um.
brciia.
The champion wrestler Of the Nine.
teenth ward Of New York is handsome
girl Of q.
...Predictions of "har,v' winter are
'n!aking their appearance. We shall proba.
by know all about II next spring.
III. 'T. IlehnbcId. Of patent medicine
fame, is insane, and has been sent 10 tho
lunatic asylum.
by the operation Of the constitutional
test OATH it i estimated that $4,000 white
men were disiranchscd in Missouri.
...Bcnjamin Pott, soldier Of the war Of
1872. died in pnttsvi'lc on Wednesday even.
ing last, aged 76 years
The Lchiah Valley Railroad extension
is completed to Tunkhannock, and trains
run daily to that point.
...Statc Fors NOW have new wrinkle. -
One in New Hampshire offers three dollars
premium for tho best child" All that cry
are counted out.
lin Connecticut q hoy Of 20 has Just
married widow Of SO, who has seven emil
dren: The eldest is six years older than his
new papa"
when We see laboring man rejoicing
over the election Of Grant, il reminds US of
lunatic who is delighted with the jinging
Of his new fetters.
The editor Of the Col2ege Courant re.
quests ''all graduates of Yale who are en-.
gagged in an editorial capacity" to send their
names to that Office.
...All the mail carriers over the United
States are to be speedily uniformed accord
ing to Congressional law supposed to con-
stitute part Of Grants standing army.
"A young lady of twenty. three summers,
seven tcet seven inches tall, Weighing three
hundred and seventy pounds, passed ,hro'
;s,and Pond on the cats Tor Canada a few
days ago.
"A Now York Lie Insurance compaay
li.s leuicrtj Gen. Ice . si:la!,yn as super
r,'"r AZ Soy,iI.in agencies, a. IL -alary Of
: SlD.U'D Ir:nry aud other 'luil' cusscs
doG I Ike it. Poor fellows.
...prcntice says: A Lowell paper, in
SIuday article, intended to b. moral, says
the road to hell has no forks" This may
be true, but the route by way of Lowell has
plenty of spoons.
THE Pennsylvania State Temperance
Union has inangurated the preliminary
steps. !or the holding Of great convention
OF all the friends Of temperance, at Harris.
burg, in February next.
...Jim Ashley wbincs like sick puppy
over his defeat, and says it was brought
about by SANDER. The fellow who can Sian.
der Ashley must have genius for lying
that would beat the devil.
...CATEKIsM.-In an eight.cornered, cat
ty-cornerd room, cat sits in each corner
seven cats are before each cat, and cat
sits on each cats tail How many cats are
there in the room?
frank Blair takes the election philoso.
phically. In Chicago some of his Rcpuhli-
can friends casually mentioned salt River"
to which Frank replied that Salt River was
not large enough; he was going to Salt
Lake"
Butler has bottle Of wine los years
old, which he pretcnds Southern gentle
man gave him. More likely some Southern
cellar gave it to him when the gentleman
was absent. Those Southern cellars were
very liberal to the Beast.
.:.Dr. A. D. Markley has been appointed
Collector of Internal Revenue. for the dis
,rict of MONTGOMERY and Ichigh, in place
OF Hon. A. B. Lonraker resigned, in con.
sequence Of being elected President Judge
OF the lchigh and Northampton district.
THE wife of Mr.. Gerrct Albert>on was
drowned in the Lchiph, at'White Haven,
last week. 1t is supposed that she lost her
balance when in the act Of filling her bucket
and fll! into the water.
...Gen Grant does not propose to resign
aS General OF the Army unth his election to
the Presidency is officially proclaimed l.y the
Electoral College. which meets on the FIRST
Wednesday in December in the respective
State Capitals.
...At prayer meeting recently held not
far from New Haven. an earnest brother
whose 2cui surpassed his intelligence, offered
th;, pention "a; The top of his voice: oh!
lord, have merry upon ny, DOOR miserable
sinners, Of which am the chiefest among
ten thousand aud the one altogether lovely!"
IA married man in Constantinople had
. difficulty with five of his wives, which he
settled by tying them up in sacks and throw
ing them into the Bosphorus. His thirty
eight other wives have given him no trouble
since that bit OF house cleaning came off.
...A Philadelphia sausage manufacturer
gives the following recipe for making DO.
logna sausage Take an cel-skin and stuff
it with ground cat or dog, season it with
Scotch snuff and persimmoh oil; lay it on O
hog pen to dry, and then hang it in q gro.
Gerry stole for three months for the flies to
to give it the trade mark.
The Iron-jaw Man, for so he is called
arrived in New York last week from Europe.
lie is pronounced one of the strongest mer
ever seen. While holding by his legs to ,
trapezc bar in the air, he lifts horse from
the ground with his teeth. rs well as per
fo ming many othe, wonderful ieats o
| >.icngth.
The question Shall We ever learn tt
tr?' according to the statement c' Rus
sian juulRul,St, is about 20 be solved. In
letter addressed 10 the Lemburg S,avo h,
| mentions ,he invcn'l"n OF machine i;,
navigating the air The motive vowe, i
-le.uu, aod the nlenior estimates the attain
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