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Elizabeth daily monitor. [volume] (Elizabeth, N.J.) 1868-1880, 1868-12-24
Ge)R0ralls.
Interesting Lille Insurance dc ci-
sion.
MEMPHIS. Dec. %.

M EMPHIS. lee. -.
In the U. S. District Court, ind
Trigg presiding, in the case of Mrs.
Catharine Bailey agt. the St Louis
Mutual Life Insurance Company,
where action was brought to recover
80, 900 on her husbands life, when the
deFendan is declined to pay on the
ground that the husband had failed to
pay the premium for three quarters,
and that his son, at the instance OF his
friends and physicians, called at the
office and paid the premiums while his
father was on his de th bed, and repre-
scented that he was in his usuitl Health
The Court ruled that the company
conld not hold 10 the contract # Or.
Bliley lived aud repudiate it il he died
Elizabeth daily monitor. [volume] (Elizabeth, N.J.) 1868-1880, 1868-12-24
Great Britain.

LONDON, Dec %
The press Of Lond n Is unanino
condemnation Of President Johnson's
message. particularly the portion re-
Iative to the United States bonds.
Elizabeth daily monitor. [volume] (Elizabeth, N.J.) 1868-1880, 1868-12-24
Pr1ze-FiEht near PerryvIlle, Md.
WILMINGTON, Dec %.

Abe Hickeno of Philadelphia, and PETE
Mcclure of Peekskill, N. Y, fought for
80, 900 this morning, in Stump's woods,
Perryville. After five rounds Hicken
broke McGuire's jaw, and was declared
victor. A large crowd of New York and
Philadelphia thieves were taken to the
ground in train which remained on
the ground until after the fight.
Elizabeth daily monitor. [volume] (Elizabeth, N.J.) 1868-1880, 1868-12-24

1t is reported here that the United
States have sent special envoy to
Spain TO negotiate the purchase Of the
island of Cuba, and his arrival is daily
expected.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
Immense Mass Meeting

An immense mass meeting of citizens
opposed to the impeachment, was held
Friday evening at the Cooper Institute in
New York city,
Resolutions were read declaring that
the present political crisis is fraugbt with
danger to the republican institutions of the
United States, aud that government by
and under written constitution is the
only safeguard of freedom. Also affirm
ing the right of the President 10 remove
members of his Cabinet ,snd declaring that
any attempt to deprive him of that right
is monstrous perversion of the powers
conferred upon the House of Represen-
tatives. -.. ..,.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
Excitement in a Peaceful Household.

Mrs. s., who resides IN Third Avenue, New
York, above Thirty ninth street, went out
a few evenings since to the grocers to buy
some coffee, and when she returned she found
basket hung t. the knob OF the door. Put
ting her hand in to see what it contained she
felt something animate. A little surprised at
so extraordinary a discovery she immedia ely
returned into the hallway to examine by the
light of the lamp the mysterious contents.-
Pinned to tho clothes enwrapping the little
thing she found billet addressed to her
husband, " which she instantly read, as fol-
lows:
Ny DEAR S-I send you little Tommy
and hope you will bring him up well. 1t is
the pet Of its father Ah, what an old play .
boy you are, making me believe all the time
you were a wilower now, you confounded
ole sinner, you will have something to aInuse
you.
Your broken hearted NANCY.
P. S. Don't let that long nosed vixen of a
wife of yours see this. She would be sure to
give you rats, yet you cannot blame me.
~ - Your incunsoIable N.
Filled with rage upon reading the forego-
ing news, Mrs. S. at once ascended to the
paror.
IScpne in the Parlor Mr.. s. lounging on
the sofa putting cigar, aud looking perfectly
compIacent Enter Mrs. S., her face as red
as pulpit cushion and her eye>balls glaring
with madness.
Mrs. S. .(loquitor)-Ye there you are, you
hvpocrite you villain you deceitful, lying,
mean. despicable, abominabie--
Mr.. S. (starting up amazed and frightened
at such. vltuperative eXpietlves hurled at bIm
from his amIable spouse) Hold, Jenny hold;
WHATS all this about-eh ? Gracious mech!
Mrs. S. with a curl Of supreme dis 'ain On
her ruby hps)-Uh, fathIcss funky of bus
hand Oh that should come to this !
Never look me in the face again, base wretch.
See. have found You out at last. (Mrs. 5.
places the basket deliberately on the carpet
under her spouse's nose.) Now, look at that
from your uconsolable Nancy look at it II
won't bite you Well, declare, he doasn';
seem TO mind il bit. | will call in all the
neighbOrs
| Exit Mrs, s. Mr.. S. reconnoiters the
basket and touches he lively contents with
the delicate tips OF his fingers IS afraid td
open it. Enter Mrs. S, dozen nelg"oors
looking graye.) :,
Mr. S.-Now, ladies and gentlemen, | will
show yon something that viii make each
| individual hair on your head stand bolt up
right like telegraph pole.
Mrs. S. proceeds TO undo the swaddline
clothing 10 which the present from Nancy i
enyeloped) ut has the devil in it already,
she remarks, as the httle thing kicks. And
now all eyes are rivited to see If IT really
looks like it's father, and as Mrs. s. takes Of
the last cover, out pops largs>sized Tom
cat, and scampers down the stars
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

What can be more disgraeeful in the
ewes of the world than the Executive and
Congress of the United States going off in
such high dudgeon because NANCY cur
chooses to occupy his kennel after having
been kicked from the company of gentle
men. Congress does Itself 40 honor in at
tempting to force such miserable apology
for a gentleman as STANTON upon the Pres
ident. Suppose that the President would
attempt to compel Congress TO receive an
expelled member, they would be justly in
dgnant at such an outrage upon deceney'
Who then can condemn Presid, mt JOHNSON
for doing all in his. power to get rid of a
pimp and spy,like STANTON? No fair mind
ed person can do so.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
AYERS
CATHARTIC PILLS

possess so many advantages over the other
puTgatiyes in the market, and their superior
sirtues are so universally known, thatwe need
not do more than to assure the public their
quality is maintained equal to the best it ever
las been, and that they may be depended on
10 do all that they have ever done.
Prepared by j. c. AVER, M. d., Co,
Lowell, Mass, and sold by
For sale byBunneil & Bannatyne, and Lyman 4
Wills, Tunkhannock, Sterling Son, Meshoppen
Stevens 4 Ackley, Laceyvile, Frear, Dsan d Co
Factoiyville, and all Druggists and DeUlsTs In med
cines. eYeTYwhere. I. ~ ---
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

MIsuNDERsrooD TIE Trxr.-A worthy
deacon hired a jourueyman farmer from a
neighborirg town for the summer, and in
duced hm-although he was unaccustomed
to ehurcb-going-to accompany the family
to church, On the first Sabbath of his stay
Upon their return to the deacon's house, be
asked his hired man how be liked the preach
ing. He replied .sr.. -.........g
Il don't like to hear any minister preach
politics"
81 am very sure you heard no politics to-
day" said the deacon.
II am sure that did," said the man.
mention the passage" said the deacon.
Il will,' be said, "If the Democrats scarce
Iy are saved, where will the Republicans ap>
pear ?r ....t.....--
'Ah," said the deacon, "you mistake
These were the words "If the righteous
scarcely are saved, how will the ungodly and
wicked appear 2" ' s-
80, yes" said the man, che might have
used those words, but knew duced we'll
trhat he meant Z"
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18


Two dark-eyed maids. at shut of day.
Sat where river rolled away,
With calm sad brows and raven hair;
And one was pale and both were fair
Bring flowers, bring flowers unhlown;
Bring forest blooms of name unknown
Bring budding sprays from wood and wild,
To strew the bier Of Love, the child.
Close softly, fondly, while ye weep,
His eyes that death may seem like sleep
And fold his hands, in sign of rest
Ills waxen hands across his breast.
And make his grave where violcts HIDE.
Where star flowers strew the rvuel's side,
And blue binds, IN the misty spring
OF cloudless skies and summer sing.
Place near him, as ye lay him low,
Ills idle shafts, his loosened bow,
The siIken fllet that around
Ills waggish eyes in sport he wound.
But we shall mourn him long, and miss
His ready smile, his ready kiss,
The patter Oh his little feet,
Sweet frCwns and stammered phrases sweet.
And graver looks serene and high;
A light Of Heaven in that young eye;
All these shall haunt us till the heart
Shall ache and ache--aud tears will start
The bow, tho band, shall fall TO dust;
The shining arrows waste with rust
And all of Love that earth can claim
Be but II memory and a name.
Not thus bis nobler part shall dwell,
A prisoner in his narrow cell
But he whom now we hide from men
In the dark ground, shall live again
Shall break these clOds. a foam of light
With nobIer mien and purer sight,
And in the eternal glory stand,
Highest and nearest Gods right hand.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

In striking contrast to the unchristain
and unsoldicrlike antipathy which Gov
Geary in his message, expresses against
the inanimate remains of Southern soldiers
which lie within Antietam cemetery, is
the following from the message of Gov,
Fcnton, of New York, also Radical =
To-day nothing perhaps could sooner
awaken national spirit in the heart of
the South than the thought that represen-
tatives of the Northern States were gath
ering the remains of its fallen sons for the
interment in our National Cemetery.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
H0etru.
TO THE WHITE MEN OF AMERICA

Americans ! who proudly trace
Lineage from noble race;
Who fill high and no nored place
'Mong nations of the earth
Where is all your freedom grand ?
See a wretched negro band
Ruling Ger your Southern land,
Where white men now are slaves,
Tho the South at battles call,
MadIy staked and lost their all,
Shall we drive them TO the wall
And crush their manhood out
Shall base, ignoble horde
Over white men play the lord
Lay in waste with fire aud sword
Our Eden of the South !
Is our Charter low repealed,
Which our fathers blood has sealed
Shall we Freemea basely yield
The birthright OF our race ?
Shall we stand where Judas stood
Break the bond of brotherhood
Force the men of our own blood
To bow to negro rule
Lo the land of sunny skies,
In the GLOON Of Egypt lies
Soul of Washington arise
And save us from our shame.
By the ] loud our fathers shed,
By the souls Of heroes dead
"We've made our brethren slaves ~
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

HoMEsTEAD.-It ought to be generally
known but is not, that every citizen be
ing at the head of family, is entitled to
one hundred and sixty acres of land upon
the payment of ten dollars in fees and ac-
tual settlement there, upon any Of the va
cant lands in either the States or Terri
tories unoccupied. A great deal of land
Of first quality yet remains unappropriated
in Arkansas, Louisiana. Missouri, Iowa,
and other States and Territories.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

THE FIRE AT BARNUM's MUSEUM
New York, March 3.-The loss by the
fire at Ba1num's Museum is estimated at
0o,0OO. The giraffe valued at $4,000,
will die from its burns. The Museum was
insured for $15o,0o0. The loss is $780,
900. A pair Of tigers were burned, val
ucd at $4,000. The scenery, &c, forEa
new piece was burned Circassian girl is
also heavy loser. The giantess loses
$4,000. Twenty-Five animals were saved,
and twenty-eight burned. ,,.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

A dancing master in New York has intro-
dueed Kiss Cu,illion," in which the gen.
tleman always kisses the lady as "swing
corners" Our imp Of the ink keg says no
will take stock in that kind Of cotillions.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

Iowa FOR PExDLEToN-The largest
Democratic State Convention that ever
assembled in Iowa, met at Des Moines,
on the 2Sth, and passed resolution de-
claring George II. Pendleton to be their
first choice for President.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

A sensitive lady from the country looking
for coach, addressed cabman :''Pray, sir
are you engaged 70 Och bless your purity
sowl, ma'am, I've been married these seven
years, and have nine children 10 .g.a-sai
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

swell John, did you take that note gave
you. to Mr. Smithers T.: ] :"s.
"Yes, sir, Il took the note, but!I don't be-
lieve he can read it." .aai1s
''Cannot read it Why SO, John ?'' Z. "a
"Recause he is blind sir. While I wor in
the room he axed me where my hat wor, and
it wor on my head all the time" ...i -es.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
A Western Hoosier called on a boat cay

A Western Hoosier called on q boat caps
tain to sell him q saddle OF mutton:
"Say, Captain, don't you want to sbuy o
nice saddle of mutton to day ~
"No; would as soon eat Dirt" replied
the Captain.
"Well," said the Hoosier, otis according
to how man has been raised. NoH / aCo'd
rather eat mutton ."
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

A Wisconsin girl, who became crazy at
the deafh,of her mother, was Immediately
restored to reason when ma;rmony was pro-
posed. That's what "fetched her."
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

Judge Black, Of Pennsylvania, Judge
Gusts of Boston, and Mr.. Evarts of New
York, it is said, have been selected to de-
fend the President in the court Of the con
spirators,
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

The refusal of Judge Carter Radical
Of the most ultra stripe TO hold Gen.
Thomas for trial for an alleged violation of
the tenure of office act, is plain confession
that Gen. Thomas. arrest was only "game
Of bluff and that the act in question will
lot bear legal test. -.. ..s,s i, .
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
Syphilis and Mercurial Disease.

FROM In. g,irxa Siyat, 0f st. LcEd, Missouri.
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The procession are indebted to you for some OF the
htst medicines we lave"
From 4. j. FielrL, " D, an eminent phy'ician Of
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ths LEGISLATURE ar MfSsdrhHSetfS
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uiay it'll certainty oi success, where power
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@r Gus s. Fan Lien, Of Netg BrunSsri,t, v. J.,
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OF ls,rcarv or nlereariai dtsese, which grew more
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Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
THE HEALING POOL,

AND HOUSE OF MERCY.
Howard Association Reports, for 1oCNu
MEN on the CRIME or SOLITUDE, and the Err
RORS. ABUSES AID DISEASES which destroy the
manly powers, and create impedmcnts to MAX
RIAGE, with sure means Of relief, Sent IN seated
letter. en-, elopes free Of charge Address DIR. j..
SKILLEN H0CGHruN, Howard Association,
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Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

The first thing hen says to her brood
and not the last thing child says to his
father-"Shell out" B.. r
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

What is the difference between hen and
an idle musician Que lay. at pleasure and
the other plays at leisure.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

If the happy days Of wedlock are called the
honeymoon, why shouldn't the unhappy ones
be styled the lunar costies .
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
Ct. Anthony's Fire, Rose, Salt Rheu
ScsId Head Sore Ewes

Frorl Fn~.cy Si-tler ESg., he 0bie etlitor Of the
THnEbGHuCct Democrat, Pennsylvania
- Oir only child. about three years of age, was
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sprcsd uutil they formed l0athsomc and viruleut
sor, which covered his face, and actually blinded
his eyes Tor days. A skliul physician applied
nitrate of silver and other remedies, without any
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Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
TEE UNION
STRAW CUTTER.
MANUFACTURED BY -
William Elickner,
ar IU.1HIHd.1cHO Ze711 II.

%
Win has the exclusive right for Wyoming county, Is
one of the very few Machines that will cut Hay
Straw. stalks, &c, better than the old fashioned
Cutting boxes used by our grandfathers. =,
Those who value time and Labor: ana wonid aVo,1
needless loss Of both IN feeding their stock snouiu
get one of these improved Cutters
No man ever found anything better or ever went
back to the old machine after trial OF It,
A supply Constantly on Hand
and for sale.
s.- VIM FLICKNER.
YunkhaeHoek, Dse 2; ls77v7nlSt&
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
Wise ann 4ttermiss.

-No man will ever be able to build house
by carrying bricks in his hat. ,......
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
Wuuming Qemurrat.

A Democratic weekly
pAper devoted to Poll
sics News, the Arts
snd Sciences &c. Pub
Iished every We dues
day, at Tunkhannoek
Wyoming COunty,Pa
BY HARVEY SEEKER
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

MUSICAL CATEcnsM.-What is slur 2
Almost any remark one singer makes about
another, .a.@ ra'
What is rest .rs ..s
Going out of choir during sermon for re-,
ffeshments.
What is singing with an understand
ing ?'' .h..sa
Marking time on the floor with your foot.
Uhatss symphony 2 q. ..... .....s.f
Flirting with the soprano singer behind
the organ. "
What is staccatu movement -''
Leaving the choir in buff because one is
dissatisfied with the organist.
What is a swell ..
A professor OF music who pretends to
know all about the science, while he cannot
conceal his ignorance. 'rl
What are grace notes ~
Greenbacks received for a quarters SAL
ary. -....t ....-.. .-
What is a turn ..,.. ...,G
When one singer is discharged tc make
room for another.
How do you produce discord 2
Bg praising lady's singing mt the expense
of another who overheard you. ..-..
How is shake produced ?
BY catching the bellows boy asleep when
the choir is ready to sing.
What is a fat .sa t.-.s. ,.s' sa'
A singer who supposes himself or herself
indispensable to the success Of the choir.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18
BURIAL OF LOVE.

BY WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

he is legally of age, and the interest of
which is to he appropriated to bis support

he is legally of age and the interest of
which is to he appropriated to his support
and education during his minority.
To this singular letter there was neither
date nor signature, There were various
conjecturcs in regard to the stranger, who
had been in the village for some days, and
from whom the letter came, as we'll as the
package received the night before
But when Arthur recalled to his mind
the look of sad, remorseful tenderness with
which he had regarded him, be felt that it
must have been his father. Yet he often
said, as he looked into the face Of his
adopted mother, that he wanted no dearer
friends than those he already had. And
as for Mrs. Williams, among all the bles-
sings that surrounded her, there was not
one that brought her purer JOY than he
whom she had taken to her heart when a
friendless babe, her New Years gift.
AFRAID OF THE LAw.-The mongrel
destructionists at Washington, are afraid
of the law, as a mad dog is of water.-
Last week, when Stanton had Gen. Thom-
as arrested and taken before the mongrel
Judge Cartier, that functionary, boiling
over with loyalty" placed him under
unusally heavy bonds for his appearance.
After consulting with Stanton, and find
ing that holding Thomas to bail would
bring the test before the Supreme Court,
Cartier and Stanton backed square down,
and discharged Thomas. They are afraid
of the law, and dare not meet the issue
like honest men. This seems to be the
ruling feeling in Congress. Hence every
means will be resorted to, in order to pre-
vent an expression by the Supreme Court.
1t matters not, however, the verdict of the
people is already made out, and it viii be
delivered to tie utier discontinue OF the
disunionists, in November next. .....
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

JOSH BILLINGS SAYrSGs.-Ef o man fiat
ters w, yu kan kalkerlate tha: he is rogua
or you're a fule.
Keep both ize open, but don't see morn
half w nots.
Ef yu ich for fame, go into a graveyard
and scratch yourself against rhinestone.
Young man, be more anxious about the
pedigree yur going TO leave, than yu are
about the won somebody's going tn leave yu.
Sin is like weeds--self some and sure TO
cum, ..r.r+. ed. .t .# - saes
About as sure a way to get rich as emmy /
know of, is to glt inter debt for a hundrsd
thousand,
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-18

1t is just ten years since Mrs. Williams