New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1868-08-02
THE CARPET-BAG.

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Attbsa There are certain wiseacres among the
Ptes g snkers and brokers of the city who always
: awe know. you know" from three days to a
cent d veek beforehand just what is to be the
Stats oprse oflegislation in reference to any and
Eotsu, #serything which might interest oarondelet
b as reet. r
Abill is to be introduced to-day which
AGATE iii totally ruin citymoney, and " its going
pa s' rougt sure" i
Py Ds,a The eight per cents are to be Cured
Anmorrow, for the member from
I'm. stahaka parish told me So" and the float
10 debt is to be paid al once, for got that
|angs Inn the clerk of the committee.
the i ~ hank presidents hug their knees and feel
dated Iood and all goes merry as a marriage bell.
the Now its a fact of record that this General
hon ID ssepbly is made up of some hundred and
6s .nfSs renty members-now present-besides
All thsi v who yet chang on the verge"
IFS fact of observation that these humid
Il the s, N and twenty honorables have opinions,
Rail = EBther of their own or some furnished them
\ Of SnI sdy made, and these opinions are often
B aresh niagonstic.
buiSSE When a Bull or a Bear goes to banking on
A sa be statement of any small number of these
Ps entlemen, we opine it is at least risky, and
Il have heard it whispered that some
ERIoK ming has already been done.
a IT'S fun, to be sure, and that may justify
Err. MT, hn,,a Hal 90 nopnf-
at Tie suce recently, some of the prettiest ruins
Isl III dead sure plans" that ever strewed the
|uheA 's''
P are y The Waterworks are finally transferred
\ 4. 4 the city, and officers appointed to man
%ss Re them.
mSasus Braxton Bragg is made Superintendent,
IN Sd sd ~ i'd Harry 7. Hays and others appointed
same commissioners. We trust now that under
Hicltia ty management, which is always careful
Br IN Engagement, the community may suffer no
deE E, VI niger from lack Of plentiful water.
If there be more than is needed, may we
n Bps gT ggest that Bragg, Hays Co. furnish
ent int pmewhat to cool the heated heads of some
y pub their friends.
wi ~ We don't mean wash their faces-that, of
OF b purse, they wouldn't stand, but just see
CANT 8 your friends get up such a whited and
Cows ,vant baat in this carly dav of the cam
Is, etc. -. H., b,,,. o,,j horo, Tho rdoo of
q O OTember!
BE SsS Y No charge for the suggestion.
q, The Bee has no honey for the new su.
rene Court,
And why?
|'' Ham Because there is not "Creole7 on the
y nOtu ew bench. The bench as composed by
= Governor warmoth is made up of men who
Understand both French and English. That's
be ID pity 1t would have been so much nicer
P0A' there could have been on it somebody who
- D F Wl not understand English at ALL but was
is MaA death on Gumbo." We are sorry for the
TSrSli te To be a bee and be as unhappy as the
pa pa ~ ~ ee seems to be on all occasions must be
EensA bmething too melancholy to be described.
and Mayor Conway has, we are pleased to see,
aced upon the pedestal in his parlor, once
=-uuln amounted by the bust of Phil Sheridan,
b admirable plaster bust OF Washington.
10 those who are compelled to visit the
[-..vo layers parlor this change will be most
fatfying, as the coarse features of the lit
emilitary satrap were exceedingly obnox-
BUS and the calm, dignihed, and benevo
L hi mt face of the Father of his Country
zcites much more lively interest-Picd.
me.
. o., We do not see the imperative
ecessity of instituting comparisons
eiween the personal appearance of
Darlington and Sheridan. Their faces
JUN 10Th possess manly beauty, each of its
/ Fem, eculiar type. The former was the Father
this country, the latter helped with noble
EoPI eeds to save it. They will both be promin-
loon, tin the praise of history when the world
mg USE hall have forgotten that such man as
y ,d ns ayor Conway or such newspaper as the
ieagme ever existed.
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Some people are versatile in their talent.
RTES low i'm our State Legislature there are men
0R--- no could make laws with one hand tied
ehind them. Some of them can do other
ilgs, as witness the following which
RTY Dnes to our Bag from member of that
:. rOud body:
- tsn, 70 rsbs, and give attention here,
uAlA'' words perhaps not welcome TO your ear;
heow commenced with you, and not with me.
rel i,Sts you frow n1 r merely S ely, Vss T reports
Bsocsh q d very soon yipe oui the Yankee Nation
s son 4 nov that once you tried the game before
mVese the irst 70 strike the fatal blow.
|.s.a Al uai forget. forgive and all shake hands
- Rnd tEy to organize good loyal bands.
10 N did your Ugh ing well. 1wAnt to snub
e oi1s who stayed at home and drank the blood.
YOU Won y Join us now, don't put on airs
"a van soon settle MP your lost affairs.
you don't want to have another row
Eleana sesd you elect President Democratic
MI only make another bloody racket.
Its) q nay delay the cause four year8 longer
D T.TN& nmake our Radical party stronger.
" NJ taen we'd find some Yankee plan
~; 19 call another Uonvention-blAck and tan;
Fs Fh a thsn you'd surely take bitter pill
ed have Constitution blacker still.
Is cassTsd man 3 vote has now been tested,
pa therefore could not we'll be arrested.
you retard our arrangement longer
e eolofed mans vote would then be stronger
1t greedy boys you think want TO try,
seaps, % eat up Al the Leqiaiena pei
6llsnrsiy you have little bit
lenl you know we have TO solve the question.
q ind out II It's good for your digestion:
1q besides remember we the oonqueFers were,
"a for you 10 have two thirds would not be fair.
e Roman victors motto ased to be-
ASA is one for you toO-and two for
A. Il enly in the Senate thatWe can
HAntH -. gQu adopt the vice versa plan
plain your interest ours; We II show it.
q, II you don't beeve, you soon shall knew II.
:. q Nill not now discuss with rs the plan,
Az at ~ usual rampant start klu- Blux klant
EseeWsar on Skulls and by Ghosts black and lanky,
lAt you will purely murder every Yankee.
"A seeln9 some hellish place must be your gfottes
DAM lle = MI Lama Lsbastimi, your mottoi
nfefy plain some evil spirit took you.
"a that q the reason the Lord forsOok y0u
~ re mad, no doubt this hOrrid plan, Of course,