The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1868-06-24


swearist."
What is often found where it is nOta--
Fault.
When is ones head like monarchl-
When its aching "a king.)
Many fool who has sense enough to get
good wife, lacks the sense to know it.
Olive Logan says that Mrs. Caudle, was
the only really successful female lecturer.
People who believe in crossing young
ladies with pretty ankles.
Why Is Greenwood Cemetery like a
hearth. Eecause il holds the ashes of the
&, greai. r. .ur
Stolen kisses are Enlightened sweetness
long drawn out" They bless him that gives
and her that receives.
4. Brownly said last week: 'T am very fec
BILE, but there's heap of devilment in me
yet
e. Mrs. Cady Stanton upbraids Tilton for
putting so many quack advertisements in his
religious paper-the Independent.
WendeH Phillips spits upon the Chicago
platform, denounces the nominees andrepu-
.diates the Republican party generally.
Why should young ladies make good rifle
.volunteersl Because they are accustomed
TO ''bare arms"
Value the friendship of him who stands
by you in the storm; swarms of insects win
surround you in the sunshine.
What dress must a lady procure in order
to keep her wardrobe cleanl A laundress
"a lawn-tlrcss).
When you hear a man say Life is but a
dream" tread on his corns and wake him
up. Life is real
1t has been ascertained that lightning
strikes more women each year than men,
Their attraction is the death of them.
A. citizen of Indiana, whose brother disap-
peared nineteen years ago, has just heard of
him prospecting for gold in Patagonia. The
Americans are a pushing people.
The picture of Grant, displayed at the
Chicago Convention was inscribed Snatch
him. but the telegraph, in many instances,
altered the phrase to ''Watsh him"
Miss Kate Gruder, late of Madison, Indi-
ana, committed suicide ut Memphis, yester-
day, by jumping from bluff into the river.
she was tired of life and another feller.
Bible promises are like the beams of the
sun, which shine as freely in al the windows
of poor mans palace.
When the Rev DR.. Punshon left Eng
land his friends gave him silver salver deli
eately embossed with seven hundred guineas
There's method in such Mothodism.
The many newspapers throughout the
country speak of ColraN as printer. Such
-is not the case lie was formerly editor of
the South Bend Register, but is not prin-
ter,
A Welsh girl once applied to a clergyman
to be married The clergyman asked her
what properly her husband possessed. The
answer was Nothing" ''And are you no
better offg p he asked. The reply was in
negative Then why do you marry ~
ssYour-reveysnce, " said the girl, 81 have a
blanEes 3i'l Jack has a blanket; by putting
tIisn together We shall both be gamers -
FSN.cIergyman had nothing more to say.
about three weeks ago man named
Horn and Miss Green arrived in Des
Moines' Iowa, from Montrose, and were
married the next morning Horn started fol
the Postofice with letter written by hi:
wife, since that time he has not been heard
from he had considerable money about
him.
The fish in lake AIoliychunkemunk, Maine
are said 10 be superior 70 those of either Lake
wooleyoksebAeook or 1Ioosetoexmegautic
Those of lake ChGibungogungamaug wcr,
very fine, but they all got choked to death
in trying TO tell where they lived.
A New York correspondent of a Provi-
dence paper remarks. that Robert Bonner i:
fast composition, A contemporary recol
lecis of his undertaking to set l, 900 ems oi
type an hour for "a successive hours with
out stopping to rest, and he did it with time
to spare That was In 1915, in the Office oi
Mayor Harper's newspaper organ, the Amer
ican Republican. ..~
A correspondent of the Wisconsin Farm
er travelling in foreign countries, says he
saw no harrows in Egypt, and in Palestine,
while the peasant plows, his wife follows
with a'heasy hoe aud breaks up the clods.
The pfow a made of wood, and is but three
sticks. The team is often COW, oreven
small donkey, while in Egypt camel and {
COW are often hitched together.
In laying the cornerstone of a church a
Coventry, England, some weeks ago, cere-
unony which was conducted with full mason
Ic honors, Lord Leigh said he he'd in hand
the malIet with which KING Charles IL lAid
the first ftone of ST. Paul's, and which was,
fter the ceremony, presented by his Males
~ 10 Sir Christopher Wren, by whom il
was given to the Lodge of Antiquity, No. 2,
In London
The Duke Of Wellington said: ''Thert
are two things impossible to describe a bat
lie aRd ball"
The hrmer the attachment, the softer the
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