The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1868-02-19
From the Rochester Express
Do;ls-"A Compositions

A boil is generally very small at first,
and fellow hardly notices it, but in few
days it gets to be the biggest Of the two,
and the chap that has it is of very little
account in comparison with his boil, which
then "has him." Boils appear mysteri-
ously upon various portions of the human
BODY, coming when and where +" they darn
please" and often in very inconvenIent
places. Sometimes solitary boil - the
sum total of affection, but frequently there
is rubishin' lot of 'em" to help the
first one. If boil comes anywhere on
person, that person always WISHES IL na AZ
come somewhere else, although ~ "ouio
puzzle him to say just where.
Some persons call them " Dampoiis, ou'
such persons are addicted to pro1anity-
the proper name is boil. II cnap mas
boil he generally get good deal OF SYM
pathy from others" in horn: NO.
ever asks him what ails him, laughs aC nih
for his pains to answer, while many un
feeling persons make game OF MIN, OF .,
his misfortune, or boil. 1t IS very "ickeu
to make sport of persons witn DOLLS tu1y
cannot help it, and often feel very Dauly
about it. Physicians don't give DOL pa
tients much satisfaction as general th!ng,
although young physicians VINO are ous'
beginning to practice are !ohu VI S:yins
ha sshealthy.n and, Judging from the way
they take hold, and hang on, ana acne'
and burn, and grow, and raise Cain gene
rally, there is no doubt that they are
healthy and have good constitutions.
They are generally very lively and play
full at night, and it is very funny to see
chap with good large one prospecting
around his couch for place where his
boil will fit in "without hurting" Boils
tend to "purify the Blood" strengthen
the system, calm the nerves, restrain the
profanity, tranquillize the spirits, improve
the temper, and beautify the appearance.
They are good things for married men who
spend their evenings away from home, as
they give them an opportunity to rest
their night keys and get acquainted with
their families. 1t is said that boils save
the patient ga fit OF sickness" but II the
sickness is not the best TO have, it must be
an ALFRED mean thing. 1t is also said that
PERSONS better after he has had them, and
there is no doubt that one feels much bet
ter after having got rid Of them. Many
distinguished persons have enjoyed these
harbingers Of health. Job took the first
premium at the county fair for having
more achers under cultivation than any
other person. Shakespeare had them, and
meant boils when he said, "One woe doth
tread upon another's heels, so fast they
follow" a
There are great many remedies for
boils, most of which are we'll worth trying,
because, il. they don't do any good, they
don't hurt the boils. If chap goes down
the street with boil, every man he meets
will tell him OF ga good thing" for 1t ;
among which are: Shoemakers' Wax, Mrs.
Winslow's Syrup, Trix, Spaulding's Glue,
Charlotte Ruche, Gum Drops, Water
proof Backing, Night Blooming Cereus,
Chloroform, Kissepgen, &C., &c. @
TUE END. .1ss
THE general result Of our observations
on boils for the past two weeks, is the best
place to have boil is upon somebody
else's neck. Buffalo Commercial.