The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-06-18

embrace, 9 gentle sign, and long
lingering kiss; and, oh, the deliri
UNI of that moment! Have yo,
ever experienced it, friend of mine
Yes, I know you have, and you ca,
appreciate the following;.
"My soul is trembling on nv breath.
| One kiss, and thou luayst taste it;
| Soft. dearest, soft. it murmureth,
''Take not my life away.'t it saith;
| Taste ALL but CO not waste it,"
We don't like the kissing babe
much and, therefore, can't do th,
subject justice.
Two old maids kissing each 9th
er is a dry affair, we think; in fact
we do not like to see two ladies, o
any age, kissing each other; it dom
look right-it don't.
Josh Billings says two old maids
kissing each other looks like 'twe
old flints trying to strike fire."
There is one kind of kissing
which is very dangerous-that il
kissing another mans wife. Hav.
ing her consent makes it none thu
less dangerous, either.
| A chap, who has recently haG
she good fortune to get pretty
wife, and knows how to appreciate
| her, says:
ga pair Of sweet lips, a pressure
Of two delicate hands, and pink
waist-ribbon, will do as much to un
hinge man as three fevers, the
measles, a large sized whooping
cough, pair of lockjaws, severa
hydrophobias, and the doctors
bill.''
That tells the whole tale, and tells
it truly.
Never be in hurry when you go
to kiss; it spoils it; but just take il
easy, and let it last as long as pos
sible. Here is fellow that knows
how to do it. Hear him:
E'First know whom you are to
kiss. Don't make q mistake, al
though mistakes. may be good.
Don't jump up like a. trout for fly,
and smack a woman on the neck, OF
the ear, or the corner of the fore
head, Or ON the end of the nose.
The gentleman should be a little
taller. He should have clean face,
a kind eye, and a mouth full Of ex-
preston. Don't kiss everybody.
Don't sit down to it; stand up.
Need not be anxious about getting
in a crowd. Two persons are plen-
ty to corner-and catch kiss; more
persons would spoil the sport. Take
the left hand of the lady in your
right; let your hat go to--any
place out of the way; throw the
left hand gently over the shoulder
OF the lady, and let it fall down the
right side toward the belt Don't
be in a hurry. Draw her gently,
| lovingly to your heart. Her head
will fall lightly on your shoulder
| and q handsome shoulder-str it
makes. Don't be in a hurry. Send
a little life down your left arm Her
left hand is in your right; let there
be an impression to that not like
the grip of vice, but gentle
clasp, full of electricity, thought and
respect. Don't be in a hurry. Her
head lies carelessly on your shoul-
der. You are nearly heart to heart
Gently, yet manfully press her to
your bosom. Stand firm. Be brave,
but don't be in hurry. Her lips
are almost open. Lean lightly for
ward with your head, not the body.
Take good aim !; the lips meet; the
eyes close; the heart opens; the
soul rides the storms, troubles and
sorrows OF life; (don't be in q hur-
ry) heavens opens before; the
world shoots under your feet, as a
meteor flashes across the evening
|sky; (don't be in hurry, nor don't
be afraid J the heart forgets its bit
terness, and the art of kissing is
learned. No fuss, no noise, no
huttering and squirming like hook
impa1ed worms. Kissing don't hurt
nor does it require an act of Con-
gress to make it legal.''
We don't know if it isn't just as
good sitting as standing, though.
AS an illustration, suppose you are
sitting on a chair, with 'ssomebody
sitting quite near'-in. fact, some
body sitting on your knee. Your
arms are around somebody's neck
somehody'sshead falls on your shoul-
der; somebody's form is pressed
close to yours your lips meet some
body's; and heavens! the bliss Of
that moment.
1.-THE kiss that she left on my lips.
Like dew drop shall lingerly lie.
Twas nectar she gave me to sip
Twas nectar1 drank in her sigh.
From the moment she printed that kiss,
Nor reason nor rest has been mine:
My soul has been drunk with its bliss,
And SWlmS in delirium divine" --
Never resist, my dear young la
dies, when a gentleman goes to kiss
you-a California girl once had her
neck broken in trying to prevent a
man from kissing her. Take warn
ing by her fate
Who doesn't like to kiss "on the
sly 2"
81 vow I'd rather die
Than miss the bliss that's in p kiss
When taken on the sly!''
In conclusion, we would say that
every one who if opposed to kissing
we are sire there is no young
person opposed to it-should be-
well, hung! and we mean to put a
bill through the Legislature to that
effect.
The Pittsburg Post, the able Dem
ocratic organ of the Democracy of