The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1868-05-21
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/ wA'H'1oros, May ID, 1868.
Ths President is w the opinion thu,
nc will be impeaohed, wich opinion i.
shared BY his cou6denshel frieode. In
deed, Randall fell onto his neck when
he told him that he he'd come to that
coaclooshun, and ren,arkt that wuz the
FIRST correct conclushtn he he'd come to
sence he he'd bin President. Ef any.
thing will stop it, it will be the speeches
wich are delivered for the prosecooshun.
Ho hez some hope that the people, when
they see the avalanshe Nv words that
hcz bin piled onto him, will hev their
hatred turned into pity, and that pity
will in this, ez in other matters, melt
into love. But that's thin reliance,
and he knows it, and is, therefore, pre-
parin to leave Washington. lie hez
alreddy bid adoo to Mrs. Cobb. They
met for the last time this mornin. She
wood hev accompanied him to Green
vile, but he sed: "Nay. To yose the
words Nv another
my fate Is to cold for thee, Mn. Cobb,
TWOul0 chill thy dearest iOV:
I'd rather weep to see thse fres. Mr.. Cobb,
Than keep thee to destroy"
"Herc wo part: I hev no longer the
pardinin power, or the disposal Nv off,
ces. Eff I shood git to be Mayor Nv
GreenvilIe, wich is in the State nv
Tennessee, I mite, perchance, give 700
the disposal Nv the one polcece Nv that
auteek town, but alars -! he Good not al.
ford to ply 700 enuff to keep 700 in
garters. No! no! Farewell! I'm
scooped. "A. Johnson's okkepashun's
gone."'
Mrs. Cobb wus led out, bathed in
tears. ]. am informed, however, that
she is in comfortable circumstances,
haven bin rdther savin doorin that hal
cyon. period Nv pardnin rebels: She
bled iem handsome, aud put sumthin by
for rainy day: I told the President
this, and he wuz v'sibly relieved. 1t
wuz sejested by counsel Nv his friends,
that he shood return quietly and by the
nearest route, to wich he assented. He
wood go, he sed, unostentashusly and
without display, to Greenville, by way
Nv Baltimore, Philadelphia, Moo York,
Moo Haven, Conn, Savannah, Nobel,
Moo Orlecus, Louisville and Dubuke,
Iowa. "Writc to all my friends" sed
he, "and beg Nv EN- not to offer me
any ovashens or anything Nv the sort.
I desire to glide into history ez . marter
with a halo round my head), ~ich
bowed mcekly aud uncomplainly to the
behests Nv the d-dest tyranny on the
globe. Tell EN- that the most I desire
is in the larger cities professions, with
appropnt moosic, banners, and tich, to
receive me At the cars aud to escort me
to my hotel, and simple balloon, from
wich to address my fellow.citizens, that
I may set their hearts at rest BY ashoor,n
w EN- that I an ez devoted to the COD.
stitution now ez ever, and to tell EN-
how much l hcv suffered in their be-
half. want no wreaths, no gaudy
chaplets wove for me; illuminashens,
no nothin. I wood merely sejest that
at each place the pcrcession bo headed
by tomb-a mausoleum-on wheels,
drawd by ten black hosses, all clothed
in mournin, the tomb to bear the simple
inscripshen, "1mpcachment. In this is
buried Androo johnson, and with him
the ConstitoosLeu, the flag, and the lib
critics Nv his country, wich he wood hev
saved" 1t mite be. we'll to hev another
tollerin behind it, With a wax .6gger Nv
Columbx Dustin the mausoleum, and
histin in . wax 6gger Nv me out it,
ohuckin the constitushcn at me ez she
does it, exclaimin the while, "Rise,
second Washinston-riss, stop father
Nv yer country" These little allegories
wood inculcate a great: moral lesson,
and wood inspire the people with awe" !"
Randall objected. "Wat'sthe yoose?"
he sed. "Ef 1 am in the carriage with
700, and l spose I shell hev to see this
thing out, the Ablishuists win jeer and
tlout me, and say, GO up baldhead =
The inscripshens they will latf At, and
they won't do our own people eny good,
for not one in ten kin read en-"
Welles wuz in favor Nv the mausole.
um ,only he wood hev site change. He
wood hev' Columbi. supported BY him,
CT Neptoon the God Nv the briny deep,
putin + wax President, with the iu-
,soripshen, with this he wood hev saved
the Constitooshun."
Randall wnz overpowercd, but he did
not give up his pint. ':Ef 700 will 60
into tho wax 6gger tizness," sed he,
II perpose that wax 6ggers be made Nv
a family, Nv niggers, with another wax
6gger Nv the President regardin Nv em
with sorrowful look, With this in.crip.
shen, 'How often wood I hev gathered
them ez hen.hawk gathereth chickens,
but they wood not )" but this sejestion
wuz rooled out towunst.
:. II hev decided on this" sea the
President, ~ shel not prevent tho peo-
pie from testifying their dovosh.n TO me
and beario witness to my many virehoos'
l hev already received tenders uv percea-
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