The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-02-07
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,h.a looks well chosen are OF more US
"s'es' horary.
door: auy once oiew her lover OUT
., VIZ" "'s'e" '"o c""a'e'
what herbs are the most desirable in ho
weather? Suburbs.
Al what time should an inn keeper visit
an iron-ioundry? When he wants b !
maid.
Writing ar ,,;,,;,, !. Tx. shooting with
nile you may hit your reader mind OF
"'ss H.
I, ia very wall ,o bh,.b when Won mr. do.
tec,eI;n , ,,,,,, ,cr: hat yo,, had a yr,a, deal
better blush wh'D you think ofccnmittingif
al m. IL. =, bo,.." .,;L f, ..ho,,,..,.,
IN himself 81 sharpen n n,mh,r' Inn,
wear myself out in doing IL.
Tn, Louisville Journni .oy, old maid,
ARE the mo-, charming of peopl., because
thcs are matchlcss.
nurse; B.c,,,s. ,h,r, in mo cen,, may
I've.
u Is no, the multitude OF applause o.t
the good sense OF the apP'a"ders' winch
There u man 10 New YORK 40 mean
that u Is said the principal objection ne mas
10 dyin. =, that he will then be compelled
TO pay the debt OF nature.
a g'r' thirteen years ch' nT'ns 10 pay,
ION, mas eh'"' sly "ees'n'' Nv, h's 4"...'
Is iweniy years ""'' ana .ne ""o'c Pa''!
look on lie as ah eNes"e"' IoAe'
Little Hattie loved to look at the moon,
AMI one evening she ran IN TO eau irr
mother To come and see what whole lot
Of ''ittlc babies the moon had.
Tn, marks or pcpcil writing NAV he made
,lnos, ind.lblc hy passing the tongue over
II. Even re",h''s s"wy over inc ihes
protects them from cr''s'ire.
.I,l,.- dill Won attend a, las, mcctin oil
4. Jsha,;n soc;.,y ?, Yes. Sir" .WelI,
wb,, do fins, ,bipg ,Ia, come nlorc de house!
"Why, 1t was charcoal carr.
A farmer p.ar Nontr,al SAYS no one need
,o,l h;., ,h,, ,,Iv.,,,s;n, WON'T caus, biz
-, c. b.. ,,i,.,,;s,.J ~, bushels az y,nncs
for ale. and the nex, morning there WASH ;,
one leit-thc boys stole EN- nli.
Ar, publ;c sal, ofhooks. "Drew's Essay
nm souls'' WINS Knocked down to shoe
n,,L., Who. IN ,Lc rrro, amusement, of the
;cnwded room. asked the auctioneer il he
had any more books on shoemaking to SELL
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"p ' INV ~" -, h..,J NJ
,n'es' "Ne so.s. ,,"...,aI a., H.,
LpS u. s,n =, ~ n, willing but doe,
W.; .,. a.. n,;,..
"o' ""''' "' P''
80, -" ., e., ~. rs, .,.n, mr. ,,.,;.
"aSe, IL 400. -, h,' ,l., ,L.,
u1"s '' -, D.. .,,.;...J !, 40
.';a ~ ~ y. ""'0 '""'
"o s"''' ""'
To preserve cut-flowcrs, put pinch OF
go, \, !. .h,n,.J Tb;. will prrserye
Co., c.. cD,,n;.h, N;,r,,. or no,osb
;a..,..,., h.. n.,,Iv nm. same effect.
P"
II Is n rudeness amongst men to ask Tor
an answer. And do we count u no iau u
10 pray or o'es'"s "" =" 80, g.. ,h.,,
49,. =" 80, &C., ,h,,t. for ,bcm,
"e'0' '" e'
.What branch Of manufactures do you
no,,.s.,,p'' nsked N hlayy merchant Of a
Pt, r a., mos. n, IN, Worcester
Inc"oe' VI "I -. a., ...,,,c..,,,.
Convention. 81 represent the mahu'ac'ur-
crs Of Pulic OP'nion' was inc pfomPs re-
ply.
A man who had filed petition for divorce
was informed by hts counsel that his wife
had filed u "cross petition" as lawyers call
il. ~ cross petition = exclaiineu the nus.
band, .,l,ar's jus, like her. She never did
u good nai,1ed thing IN her liie."
amt; ,;,,,,;s,;. I.o,don.
~" .,'' e. |. IN Co., ;,,.,,,,,inv N
e, W"s 'e''"'i! ~. sc -. ill.,. . mr..
clergyman VII" So'. ~ w.. ..n,,.n,,
Key cock, whcn "c g. ' ,s. h"a.t, os ,hs
,''us''"'e' , -, :" . .,,,..,,,.n, or .nec,,,or,.
A half hour after m"nignt ON nese"eo
Paris boulevard. n poor ri'ow Sleeps on
n bench. A guardian oi the peace esp'es
him. and shaking him roughly excm'ms
"liere. what are YOU doing here all alone
must arrest you for trying TO draw a
crowd"
,, s,,,.. Nu.;e stand up. "IIow
m.rX Minis Of metre are there. Davi'"
.'Three. sir--long metre, short metre, anu
me-" ..who ,cl, Won that. you boobyy'
"joe Corliss, sir"
.Go To- your seat, and we will try and esiab-
lish the key-nnte vi p'esisd eo~-niue' "nen
school so'er'
Two cood.naiurrd lrisbmrn, on GER
tain occasion. occupied the Snne bed, In
the morning of them in1uiral OF the one
other:
.Dcnnis, did you hear the thunder last
n;,b,:"
aNo. Pal, dill il rnily thunder ?"
..Yr.' ], Numbered as il hiyen aud airtl,
would come togi,hrr."
why IN the d.''l, ,h'n, anu, . I 70 , %"ne
ne, for yc know cant sleep wheh u 'huh-
,lcrS"