Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1868-09-18
If You Are on Fire

Ef5- -------as- ep.-------- ,l.t- I..'4EIl
If You Are on Fire ....,
With Rheumatism,
ssl II Put on fiery liniments, G Ns+is ..J
Or Blister Plasters, -
'Ih Add all the fire you can. ''." '''-
If your house is on fire, If,t4.t, t.r-.
s. Throw on turpentine.
FnuHaI If your brain is on fire, HgH 4uB%
IF Bundle clothes over your head,
-ai i't Keep the heat all in. u i.2=aii@ ,
V Brutes having heat or pain, 50
Wade into the water. 4.il 3
f+7 Folks have more wisdom. i,-r.5,...-
P. Brutes drink cold water,
-!.f IF burning up with fever, .-f .5+a5f
Folks drink physic.
'ii"s" Wounded beasts shun heat 81
..f Men seek more fire..
Folks swallow pills, '2-i -+tt+
Brutes don't know how. .t+..s..-f
3 Pain is Inflammation,
tG,E Inflammation is heat, fs.f r-a-. f
Add fire to fire,
nIHl1 And put it ont, -.:t:-a1 $3.50
ana. Never mind the smart, ..s
Pile on the fuel, fEt- -iatF
is. -..., If you have fever, IL .,.I7 l.-s..-.-.f ?
Beware of cold water,
-rr Eat plenty of mercury, s .Gt a +
j.. Swallow pills fast,
tH No matter If you vomit, rs f5li.fyz
- Keep drinking medicine, q,
dose every hour '~
INK. Send for the Doctor, - - ....
If he tells you to stop " 's'''+
..H Taking medicine, q . ~ l.l4 III
Discharge him,
..3tI And send for another, hIyI1I ri! q
Don't employ a Doctor
Who don't stuff you t-t4 ifl
Full of medicine, IAN 81 2. .f
Don't pay your Doctor ' rs
p .tf H. Unless he gives yOu frequent doses, "a
Make him earn his money.
3.ii If you die. make your will N .ga'
In favor of
Sugar coated pill-makers,
., Cayenne pepper liniments,
Soothing syrups, ~ So
... PectOrals or plasterS, ~ E G.
Bitters and cod liver oil,
If any one tells you to use e ;5
WoLCoTT's PAIN PAINT, .
't"' Just call it humbug 1906 f.i "t
t Before You see it. 4r ...
If they say it cures fever,
tf1it-a7 Tell them they lie. a- ss f.4 ...l-..
If they try to use it,
re. }i Fight against it, ~YJ1N 80 IJi f-
just be contrary, .....-,
~ 5pT If it costs you your life. 't'@ iJiiii.hi
,., -, Stick to your prejudice, ,.,....-,.. d.
.+" Yes, suffer death
Before you yield; SiG fe psi.tt.t IL
And use fire to quench fire,
E9il1 Burn, scald, blister to the last. ~
All who debauch and prostitute their stomachs
by swallowing medicines deserve their fate; 1t Is
a sin against their better nature and all right
reason. will pledge my word and honor, know
ing the truth of what here assert by experience,
that all who will swear eternal opposition to swa
lowing medicines will in every case enjoy better
health, longer life, and possess more means, and
be forever grateful for the timely advice here
given. All physical pain arises from Inflammation
be it simple headache or toothache, neuralgia or
pain III liver, lungs VI any lulci hol VI
gan, simple itch or any breaking out on the sur
face, ulcers of every name and nature, be it a
frightful cancer or fever sore.
Inflammation causes the pain in all andseyery
Inflammation is heat. Put out the fire
and pain must cease absolutely. 1t can be done,
and WoLCoTT's PAIN PAINT can do it. don't
ask you TO believe it until you try it, free of cost,
on any part of your body, whether pain be inter
nal or external, acute or chronic, lameness or
aches of the longest standing / include all pain
of every name and nature, and promise relief
within five minutes at the very first application of
PAIN PAINT, and by following directions ,perma-
nently cure millions who have been pronounced
hopeless invalids. The wayis clear, the road is
plain, and a wayfaring man, though fool or
skeptic, can try the remedy without money, with
out price, and without faith, at No. 10 Chatham
square, New York, General Depot. "~i'i'
Call and test it free of cost. eaal-5 -lqe u
l. N IRWIN 81 CO.,
and retail agents, No. 159 South Clark