The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-11-03
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMRlG.

What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
ram PAINT has been tested, Tree o. cost over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at 40 Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease. The office is constant
D vS h WIN ateats rain or SHINE Every per-
son VINO ouys ram Paint or tries it free OF cost,
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehOod.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down.
we want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We to know the laws of health
We want to shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
UT Undertakers' fees.
That physic is deceit
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not Iemble, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that leaves
color or STAN. He paints girls, boys, men and wO-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as If by magic, of any name nature
whether VINE chronic or acute from simple mosquito
Dte 70 the most frightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients sent by the officers OF hOspi-
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
n y, ana all pain is removed for every application
Tree OF expense, without money price, Tor the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
mousse or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
paaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all treated alike
and each wait their turn for an application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain and misery, vanishes instantly, as if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter Of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like spiders web, where before it
held its victim with grasp for scores Of years.
Hundreds of physicians have Witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment, and those who expected to
soon aud laugh returned to pray. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
PIE sha nave 1t, and every body else, for % cents,
50 cents, ST. 49, So, and IS per bottle, and select
what size they please Those who are able certainly
will M t the largest Sizes for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
pam headong, instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DIR. WOLCOTT is man of business. He has
Deen IN the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches hardly time
to snatch a lunch.-People of common sense know
thai he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
It's needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved i'll the sale of his old standard reme-
dy, the ANNlHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIhILATOR in pints, instead OF half
piats, and makes it one-quarer stronger and more
efficient, He has cured by the OF this valuable
medicine, only thousands of almost hopeless cases
| OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many a
| man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
was impossible to read a newspaper without laying
| it oil a desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit Pint
bottles hold three OF the 50 cent bottles and he sells
nifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
| that disgusting disease, CATARRH which leads di-
recty to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it, Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, for the disease is in the
| head. You might well put plaster on the foot
to ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
| stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease sneeZe is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in the throat and stomach ffom this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adLng
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and u Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept 18-4w