The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1868-08-21
Sacobin literature in the Dog DAYS.

Sacobin Literature in the Dog DAYS
July and August are the months il
which dogs and cats commonly 60 mad
One who reads the Jacobin newspa
per concerns during these months, will
perceive the veriGcation of this fact il
great deal of frothing about Horatit
Seymour.
| He will learn therefrom many thing,
about Horatio seymour that no one ey.
er learned before.
He will leorn that Horatio Seymour
was born with double rows of teeth
and that his first lively performances
was to bite Off the nurses little finger
because she had a brother in the army.
That he grew up deceitful young
rascal, who bamboozled "good little
boys" into the belief that swallows
might be caught by putting Onondago
salt on their tails.
That he cut the threats of six school
fellows, extracted their livers and sold
them to sausage-maker.
That he studied law because lawyers
succeeded better in rascality than any
other people, excepting those who get
war contracts or places in the revenue
service.
That he joined the church in order to
crafty personal grudge against the
worthy rector, whom he afterwards
drowned in the Herkimer river, by ty-
ing large stone to his neck
That he is ga sneaking, deceitful, spe-
cious, heartless, adroit," unscrupulous,
conscicnceless, guileful, juggling, insid-
ious, designing, ,faithless, ,double-tongued
dissimulating, hypocritical, perjured,
knavish, cozening, subtle, obdurate,
base, profigate, corrupt, brutal, un-
righteous, atrocious, aho'"' Unable, un-
mitigated, damnabl' nproper
william, ,"-one OF y cam
ting" &C., &C., &C., ". t9 with
an insatiable," &C., y .. dppetite
for evil" &C., &C., &c., '. lad the
courage to do bad," tSc., * . &c, "act
with defiant front; but who endeav-
ors to purge himself and deceive" &C.,
&C., &C., "the world by sniveling,"
whining, caterwauling, &C., &C., &C.,
"his prayers to Heaven, in which he
does not believe as an offset to the infa-
N.Y. &C., &C., &C., &C., &C., "of which
he is full"
That he entered into Il col 4piracy
with ). j. Tilden, JEFF. Davis, Belle
Boyd and Henry Clay Dean to murder
A. Lincoln and desecrate the grave of
Ann Rutledge, "six miles north bear
ing "a little west, of New Salem" and
that he never fsrgave Wilkes Booth for
interfering and spelling his nice little
arrangement.
That he is crazy-croZy as a loon, as q
March hare. as bed bug-in brief, as
crazy as General Sherman was when he
said the rebellion could not be put down
by An army Of seventy Ave Thousand
men; and that the very wonderful
method in his madness" is proof pos
tive that he expects to be more crazy.
That he is the identical red-handet
rebel who fired the first gun who tor,
down the Federal flag who was allu
ded to by General Dix when he said
"shoot him on the spot;" who starved
/ Federal prisoners ut Andersonvile;wh
would not send troops to the rescue 0
Pennsylvania when she was invaded
who played the devil generally at For,
Pillow; who set fire to New York or
phan asylum who seduced Grant tC
take his first drink who dared to ex
press the opinion that Mr.. Lincoln wa
not the Government who declined t.
become one of Mrs. Governments dea
friends by presenting her with cam
els hair shawl; who raised an objection
to Mr.. Stewards little bell who salt
the laws ought to be obeyed alike b,
rulers and people; and who was guilt,
of objectionable treason in setting al
illustrious example of obedience an,
patriotic devotion to the civil law, a
Governor of New York.
These are some of the ,urprisin
things that people who read the jacob
newspaper concerns during the dog
days will learn concerning Mr.. Sey
mOur. The list need not be continued
because it will be found ia ertensO in a
the Jacobin prints, TO the exclusion (
much more important and interestin
matter chicago Times.