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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

HoltowAy's PItls ofsrssS-.--CouEhs an
Colds arising from checked ersprsfio- or snv 9th
calse, be lnnsclz;ely sbated and rap y
cared BY the ~ q o owtys Pills. They act both
upon the bowels auc iheskn. and socr relieve ever
inasmmaio-y symptom. HHolio~ays Ointment be
b-sky ruhHe1 into The chest and snc ;hrost i vii
Gssss fn removing Irritation fYon the irngS and
Wind pipe, and materially aid the process oi cu-e-
SD BY sll Drag-!sl.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

a. condscsea BY the epsnisA 0sssAusAt-
SssV.cce In Gold drawn srerv sevssteen days Phi
sse cAaned snd Information furnished. The highes,
price paid scf Do15ioons are al kinda of Gold &l
SILVER TAyYnR r rO
feelt-diy paHkess. 10 " ail Sd yev Yeek.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

NHR REAL ESTATE OF TBR rAT1 yy-ncr
= Mtsneils heirr lie nov offered for sale, compri.
sns oe oasne.. air residence lois in the eisy
ttOas. Besusiful tracts Of few .r-e. On ~. ~
Of the DiaRs. with unsu-pa.sed riy,r view Tea
srre eus lots near The CITY liis For prices tsrrs
Ae-, applyts
Doo1 4. MITCHELL.
Nr Aenhisfafrix.
q JOIN L. CUYHIN.
Goe19 Daal 1Btais A.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

90 r.S Bos.--Gs 60 the Bryant . stra,sos
lsWa etats 6asinees College 70 ees fAosoaGA prAc
deAl bustneee edncas.on. or 70 booone g0o1 eound
telegraph Operator. For eAscnass and pApsss. ad-.
tress. lencio.tnr stamp, "The Bryan, 4 Strstton
Commercial College. Dsven port. Iowa.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
LEClAlRR LETrE0.
Five D00dre0 People IN Oove0s
DDre n 0llo ou4O0. -. v. -.
De0aeae 0a0 Ho0.
y. n. Marphy.

LsCLAIas, love, Ase. II. lsse.
Eprrea DsxocaAf :-Again I have the
pleasure Of calling year atssation to the
Iaes that the rsfermasien seill goso % IN
shs Republic. Hon. NV. ,. Bsa0sts spsks
about tvo and half hsuss - - arg .
ossting - 10 can possibly have in any
ball 10 tswo, and was listened - wish m
tease interest and such blows - hs gsvs
the Raids canust be forgotten soos.
One Of the Leading Rumpsrs vent - tne
meeting TO ask soms questions, but aitss
hearing him abou. half through, got up and
left, saying Is he went that he was satisnso
and hs had no business asking him any
questions.
Hen. John Murphy vas called out after
NJ. Bennett, but the intense heat ana !ns
latsneas Of the hour would not justifv his
making . speech.
Give us such men - Bennett and Murphy
= talk 70 the people, and you can pu. down
LsClairs - beng sure for Seymour, Blair,
and Lsf6ngwell. Yours, y. \.
Ssxr. UP.-It will bs remembered that
the boot and shoe store OF Warmer + Be-
ksr ~as sntsrsd On the night Of August sth
and several articles taken thsrsfrem. Two
days after tvo lAds was arrested and
brought before Magistrate Distes. charged
With the borgissy. The svidsncs against
them was very msagrs, and nsthing ~
sdducsd to show their guilt positively, ex
cept that they bore . somewhat dubies'
reputation, and seemed TO Be- Without ssy
visible mssns OF support.
They wsfs discharged from custody, ane
since that tine detective Center has beer
actively engaged in working up the case
At the jail hs fosnd that they had impaired
little inioruatien 70 soDs Of their fellow
prisoners during..hs brief period Of thsi'
confinement there, and partially acknovl
edged the commission Of the crime.
From the time Of their release until thu
presest As watched them eiossly, and to
day arrested them again and brough
them before Justice Blosd. He found {
pair Of slippsrs in the posssssion Of one o
them and pair Of boots On the feet Of th'
ether, beth Of which articles came from
Warmers, - was swsrn 70 BY varieu'
members Of the estsblishmsnt. This wAi
proof conclusive Of :hsir guilt. and they
were required 10 give bail Wm. Grovsn
bury $1,000 and Thomas Kelley $500
A they we're unable to furnish the r.
quirs amount they we're ordered into con
6nmsnt At the jail. whore they will avail
their trial At the next term Of court, which
takes place in November. Their canditios
is the more sad on account Of their youth
both lacking several years Of their majori
y, snd it 10 sincerely TO bs hoped tbs
some, hsslthy ehristianizing inausnes
could b thrown around them, % that thsy
could YET Be reclaimed from the vieiousnss
Of their ways and b brought into th'
pursr atmeschsre Of respectable life.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

Kromers ttlair Dye. Natural. Defahis. Dsaut,fs
Bsef and Chsarssf N the World. sold By oil uRae
eists and Country stcrskeepers. JOHN. KRONER
Sole Proprietor &oi Chcstnut 81. PAilefsiphia.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

WcopwoRrHs SHAvrSG CREAn Soar
--bes. article for shaving now 10 use. t-f
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

On LI0HTHILL's trsasmsns for Ne eufe q
Ne shove na0sd diseases b reduced - such .
state Of simplicity and perfection thst but oss
visit 10 nseses@y. The rsDe1ies - ~ sssA
ss hsns without ssy pais Or tstssruptiss .
the patients svcession.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

MYPBRs GRRAT BARGAINS N ulLilNHRY
= eooss for twenty a:y:: Hs:s sa1 Bos:sas sdea
The latest sssbs.
0e Brady o. OavenDOee.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

No better apsrisnt can b found than
Wusos's Pills. Dyspspsia, Sssr Sscnesh,
Cositi'essss and Torpid Livss are ins1aat-
iyrs'isvsa by shsa. All ths lrueeists in
the United Shtes kssp thso.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18


DsBsess. o.. -, lsss
D. 4. p LiyMhR. casesso:
D.As en The remedies end trsatosss yos
,eseesiIsa for nv dasehtss's CsaaffA. hsvs ~
rseAv prc, ueed eresA bsssft. and ! hsvs -
ao,bs vill effect IN entire cure u de tihs.
Mr.. Dls,ehsrd considers herself psfssasaaly
eurea q Cssarrh Of tseaty ysar's aaasyasses
hv shs ussss Of your invaluable tssaansnt.
Yeur apparatus for aPslying yesr renssiss
- @ Ne sevsl, simple. - sesssivs. ed
ysur incidence % generally sssssssfal tho
sAey ~ b. ssid - b. spssiss.
she.ld eertsialy sdviss ny fr,ssds ss1ssiag
fts. Any Of the dissasss sr'ss'd = sp's'sis'ss
by yea, " pat thsnse'vss upsn yssf prssss-
oiooA sofe.
Hsri.g sAsy 70, nay meet vita seea sssssss
- vay tsslv yss4
S01o. .A.0LAuU1A1D.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

~TRrGErs ALCoNATED oLYCERiNE TAB
LIST " Ss.it aed siycsrHe tends - preserve TIE
skse from c-yness .ne wrinkles. 'npsr-s wonder
fal degree o. sstusss aud d-iicaey to the com ex
Ion s1d n y ness to tse -kin IL a. excellent en-
thrice grate'al to the taste and TONG TO the mouth
aud game imrsr.s sveetnses - the h-es'h. Ar
rende-s the teeth essat1ily white For sale hy al
s-ncyists
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
ACADEMY OF IMMACU.
LATE CONCEPTION.

0SslcsAss<s - NsoA1 N0ss ssssSs0s
TAb 1nstitaton. un1er NE Aisectioa ~ ~ School
oietsse de NOtse Dane, 10 eitnaaea II 90 u shs
healthiest parss Of Uoothern ulincie ahoat foeren
1ilee oouthSoos Of D. Louis
The Sisters havins reeentiy eAlaseed their build.
ing TO about four tines IL former size, have now
TnnD-Deas6 anA Tuition il sry 0ae language
DESIRED all kinls q Neo6ls work and Vocal usic,
~ asnam tpayahe half yeosly il advance olse 90
Shonld puuiis ~ 10 dsvote iheueelves 10
~ viii Se a sxt,e chssre Of. .e....... 1870
Pan, and - al Il sfru1en;. pef ansua... o-ee
ouits;.. .................-.....-.. s ss.S
cithe,' .......'........-..-....-. ~
S,srsas I.Ic.oae II vecai Music, pr ssssioa =
n,s"isx.. ......................... ~
Reinetns y Wss~ Ceasss,. ~ y.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

This is - certify thss have bsss deaf 10 nv
len eae for Ten years or more, and dsring that
time hsvs ussd greet nsnbss efrsasdiss. with
no apparent relief. and through enc psinIsss
trssta est Dr., Lighshili, vss ssstersA in
Satisfactorily 70 perfect hsssise.
J. Z. FLEMING.
Rsek isis.a, Jnns 3osh, lsss.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

CLc4srxe.-In spite Of political hub-bub
or The growing interest in the Presidential
campaign, the rush to Psrry's continues
unabated. A few samples Of bis immense
stock has arrived within the last few days.
and are nov on exhibition ct 46 Brady e.,
and Of course every body Who has an eve
for the beautiful has taken look as them,
and about concluded to purchase. Drop
in and examine soms Of those 6ns cassi.
msrss and other stricty first class goods.
You surely won't have any trouble in and
ing something TO suit. II you want No.
suit. remember the place to 20 is San
Psrry's, As Brady street.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

Jr~trE. RsoAr-I.. ce-tsin s1re f1r charped
ham. and AL -oachnsss irritation o. tho sk Ia
eczema. -.nrwo-n sat reel lG- p!nries. and AZ u b
e. 81 ,neon. Affections r1Nkinr the skin soft and
smooth Manufactured Nv Csswell, Hsrarc Co.,
New York. SO ~ all arnsElsts. ta-,rikeo =
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

Tor SALE AT rHE PERU COAL YARD, Cor
rer Of F.nN arc Harrison Sfree4e, By
dec23-aiy j. l. LI08HTT
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
House for S.0e

HAviNS PkkAANESLY LOCATED Iy KAN
IL sAs Ci'y- MO. oses n, house eo-ne- p-sav
and 10Th streets. for sale. Price "a 10, ~ -.
pariic alarA. sAdfc&s ~ above "' '-i'Se
sugs dim JAMES n WILSON
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
To-oay's Advertis1mohts.
fair Ground,

RHyREenMKNr STANDS poR rHR FAIR on
= StA. 1otA ofoepee0SeR, Win besola b
u. WKIoERnANN JOHN c. OcaROBnER,
ass1ed1w'l Ceenaa Theatre.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
Notice to Weavers.

Two OR THREE COOP wEAyERS CAy
- get work at the DAVENPORT WOOLIy
Ellis, oF applying soon. anglo DIFF
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
Patent Petro Oil.

Thls OIL Is NON EXPLOSIVE AND CAN BE
tISa.esc ic- hall TIE price o! asy other oil STATE
eno Sean'. rirnts 70. sale By
J. c PHILLIPS,
send for cs-.-fs- 49,. - - eea' -. 60
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

LeB4Gf 1fOm 600t8vUo SC01HU8OH
EOQ., Sheriff Of Dcott CO. Iowa.
DAvUsroai. July 20.
Havine been affected With partial deafneai
and discharge from the ear, and having bssa
treated By Dr.. Liehshill with gratifying suessss
take great pleasure in rtcoamsnding him Il
these similarly affected - . medical genslemaz
in whom the highest eonhds nee ear b placed
GCsTAvUs SCRNIr0ER.
sheriff Of scot, County. Iowa
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

RsDrcrIsS or FssioEr TAnDr on 4Bs
GasAT WssTEAs DssrAxca.-A great re-.
duetion in rates on The G. ". D. has just
beer effected, and the cost o. transportation
is nov down to IN extremely low figure.
The change that has been made 10 this
acc on lst class, SIC on % class, &c On "a
class. The tariff formerly Vas 32.77 from
New York or Boston. and 10 nov reduced
y t2.24. Thsse rates are Ill BY rail and
irs certainly advantagsoss to eur bus ness
men. There 10 however anether line run
by the g. W. D.. part water and part rail,
whore transportation can bs had cheaper
still. This consists simply in the transfss
Of freight from the road at Dunkirk to To-
lsdo BY propeller z Here the rate is reduced
10 q? oS on frss, tl.T4 on Cd and el.ss on
ID elass freight. From this il will b seen
the rates have been put down so, far that
no business man could possibly complain ci
high tariff" The Great Western Dss-
patch have = reputation for putting through
freight on their line in quick time and will
care, and from the solid and suestantia
character Of the managers and Directors
We presume il hes ths snt,s confidence 9.
these who have larsly to do With the ship
ping o. goods
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

JANIS 5. KisK L Cos iins staple and
fancy Toile, Soaps, comprising German
Mat,led. Olive, Star, Improved Chemical,
Pa n, &C. Sold hv All rrocers and fancy
goa .s dealers.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

Severe sore throat and DiptheriA is
quickly cured by us'ng Rsnne's Magic OIL
freely Ssathe the neck With three or
70 II hicknesse. of flannel and keep It vet
w,h the Maci- OIL garge the throat mix
ed with water. or take little clear. and
swal,ow slowlv-f,liow up this till cured.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

Rs~devs fls Sksn soff, snsoth, clear and
Aesu.itul. WI rsmore Tdn, Freekles. end
su other disoelerotscns. Sold at all Drug
eists snd Fancy 0ssds dsslsrs eeevyrksys.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

" Yor know Of frieui suffering from
irritation Of Tnroai Lungs. or thest, or
IN any wav troubled with Kidney CON-
plant. advise them to try the Haite Pine
Cemyouai. They will never regret the
trial, bl. will thank Won FIR the advice
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

4 FIRST CLASS BOILER. ~ rRHr long ~
4 inehee diameter. rues. mud eetfler Hr~ ron {.
f'S.e liars. ard orcecn in1. ail complete, Snsde iv
DHnlGp A Co.. Cincinnati For sale af . bargain a.
sa1eic : Davenport wcolen Mills. lclsda
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
AnERlClN WllTNAM WATCHES !

The Best The Cheopoet !.
RsesnasadsA By Railroad Ing!nssfs end N.
Dfsoosn. IL nsss exaetias slaas ef vatehvsafsrs,
= sapsfiss 70 al othsrs foe strsAgtA stsadinsse,
aceasaey. and durability.
r assiA iapssidea pafeAADsss sAosld i1vaxiabiy
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18
Wanted.


FIRST CLASS NyLLryER. FOR THE FALL
n trade. Apply to AeCULLocGH DoRNETs.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

HABnuAL Cosrv ERrss - CoNsuNpTisS
From this amietion arises many Of ths
ailings Of mankind. In our every day
walks Of life vs hsar people complain oi
Nervous and Sick Hsadache, Billieusasss.
Inactivity Of The Liver, Piles, Listlsssnsss,
Debility. Loss Of Appetite, Cholic Psins,
Want Of Sleep at night, and Drowsinesl
through the day. Generally the cause eI
al this train Of difficulties can bs traced "a
Cositivsuess or Constipation Of the Bowels
and remedy offos this complaint 10 What
10 required but snong the multiplicity
Of csthsrties, after thorough actien 90 the
bowels, leave then psrhsps in worse con-
stipaSsd ftats than before che remedy VA
taken. This. hswsvss, is not the sass with
Rsbaek's Bleed Pills. They are mildly
Jet NEST effectively, On Tie liver, causing
that esgsn to throw 81 Tie aeeumulated
morbid matter, leaving the sto0aeh aud
bowels in perfectly healthy asd nature
state and not eonstipatsd.
Those afflicted 10 thia way vsuA d vel
after The Treatment above iodieaAsd. 10 havg
Roback's Stomach Bittsrs whore thsy cenit
take desc after each meal they wsuli
aid disestioa asd strengthen the sssuach
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

O0Oo Uoorp neoo = oscloc1k 4. n,
- l0 n, md ffo0 . p. N. - . p.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

sEg RvNcH or 0aArRs another col
umn, 81 sPEER's STANDARD WINE
BfTrERS Il is highly recommended BY
physicians for 1yspspt.cis. on accsua OF
Is tonic pr ,per,es. is purity and its deli
cicus davors
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

CoSpIpsHcs 0Axs.-1t 10 really surpris.
ing that notvithktanding the numbsrlsss
eontidsaes operations that are geing on
daily under The very noses Of our ctiEsns,
SO many Of them will continue to Be gulled
We have to record another ease whereby .
man vAs loser in quiet lissis transaction
TO the smount Of $4,000 A German vas
citing on The stcps at shs entrance TO Ne
trsps,itan Disck, quietly lseking At the
busy sesss Of life around hin. when be W.
approached BY man With 5000 bill 10
his hapd, Who asked II he could change il.
He took out his pockstbook, and Vas lssk-
ing 10 over to 6nd the amount. Whether
Be succeeded Or not 10 YET to b sssn. bus
fnsIly, With . went Of sense which was
truly pilishls, esvs the rascal his wallet and
told him to g up stairs. change his bill and
return him the nensy-thst BE- wosid walt
fss him. He did wait for % hour. and was
not rs~asdsd by the appearance Of the nan
Ia question. A. 10 sssal in such sass. sfsss
long tine the conviction came slswly over
him that he he'd bssn gullsd and then there
vas the customary tsantc sush for the pe-
lice, end the husntatioa evss doeaes that
hs oheuld 80 20 nose. The opsEases he'd,
Of course, made COED time through the
building to the exit % Brady street, and
IVES far beyond the reach Of any od8esr. %
that The chances for recovering his osnsy
are elm il the sxtrsms. People cannot b
too careful boz they trust these fellows
who have "bill to change"
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-18

II TlscsLs.-Ths Peoples party haunts
our nsiehbcr ints terrors. Not knowing
iust where to attack it. and feeling the ns-
esssity Of doing something terrible right
81, Il goes into spasos that ~ should pub
lish the suggestions Of many citizens for ~
organised fencs 70 assist the city in carry
isg eat TIE hvs sad bringi0g IT, dsspsra-
does whe iufest or city % sssDs. Il leohs
upon such novsnsas With perfect ssrror,
and in view cf what terrible thisgs there
nigh, be done, gets black in the face and
bangs away at the city government, and
itnstes that it alone il responsible for
these deprsdations. Our neighber should
know that the city maintains the same 20
lice force now that it has done for the past
n'e or Sx ysars. and in that time our city
mas oesn thoroughly protested. A fresh
importation Of thieves into Ieva from some
quarter. mas been giving other cities than
Davenport great trouble for the past fv
msnths. and while the police fsres i, made.
.aoats for the emergency the eitisses should
step forth and aid them in protecting thu
property. We srs oil enlisted in the safe,v
81 eur houses, sod ~ dsubt not that Ii.
city suahoritiss Will grast . number Of gen.
tlsmsn Who will vsluntesr to "stand guard
the privilege Of wearing star and exercis
ing doe vigilance in this emergency. TIT
blood and thunder nightmare that has over
cone the cssstts 10 netAise alarming. Il
y it. saly sspital fse slsctienessiag pufpo
81, ~ q oncA oAeuad mako ~ beot q Il
The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1868-03-18
a SUPERIOR ARTICLE
PURE: BONE FLOUR:
ALWAYS ON HAND
$Gj PER TON 81 $500 POUNDS,
WIN. G. DUKES, Agent.
feb colin
GUANo,

PERUVIAN GUhNO, direct from Agents
l. at market rates.
:, Soluble Pacific Guhn6, $75 cash, $50, lst
November. with seven per- cont. interest,
approved city acceptance.
q Laughs Phosphate Of Lime, $50 cash,
$40 lst November, with seven per cont, in.
toresf, approved city acceptance. Ia,
Ph~nix Guano, $50 cash, $G5 1st No.
vcmber, with scvon por cent interest, apv
proved city acceptance.
Ldrn AeS
Farmers Plaster or'Gypsum, warranted
pure. ta l..l
IN ohering tho above manurcs TO plant ers,
10 SO with every confidence, not only l,av.
ing testimonials from planters who have
used them he past year, but tho further
guarantee that every cargo, rs it arrives, Is
nnnlyzcd by Professor Shepard, Of Tho
South Carolina Medical College, ana tho
nigh reputation Of these manurcs fully kept
up. j. N. ROBS0S
| and2 Atlantic Wharf, Charleston, s. C.
Jan 2l--2In '.r -.
The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1868-03-18
RUiIN no PLEAD.
State OF South Carolina.
FAIRFIELD DISTRICT,

IN rHE COMMON rLaAs..
Thos. }. Chalk, VS.. ID. 9. Bowls. Atoch,
EIcnt. ~" ""'''a
NJ uEREAS tho Plaintiff tlia on ,,,c oc,,, /,
w day of October, A. D. 1867 GIo h;a
declaration against tho Defendant who faa
itls said) Is absentfrom and without thn
iiniits OF this State anu has neither wife non !,
attorney knowh>withihrthc samo upon whon, J,
copy OF. the said declaration might he !.
l,is therefore ordered, that The said ne.
iendant do appear and pload to tho said Io..
S,ar"t'on Snn on or before tho 9th day Of ODD.
por, .'' a. y. 1868 otherwise final absolute
"ugnent VIII then bc given and awarded !,
The Plaintiff against HIM
c 80, s. u CI.OWNEY. G.. G. r.
oct 20-1c3mly
The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1868-03-18
Things Wise and Otherwise.

Things WiSo and Otherwise.
Steam-watcr in " high pcrspira~
tfon.
Let cvcry pain send thee to the
doctor, every quarrel to the lawycr,
nor every thirst to the dram-shop.
Men in looking at the faults of wo.
mon should shut their eyes.
A man set his son to studying law.
because he said lie was such tricky
little rascal, and he wanted to humor
his chief talent.
Woman is tho only tyrant man
should not resist.
To'loarn the value of money, try to
borrow it.
THEN AND Now - Farmers in l77G
Man at the pillow, wife at the COW,
glrl ut yarn, boy at barn, and all dues
settled. Farmers in lSG7--Nlan at
show, girl at piano, wife in satin, bow
ut Latin, and dues unsettled.
Queer thing is an insurance policv.
II can't sell it, cancel It and if
| cancel it, can't sell it.
You may joke when you please, if
you arc careful to please when you
joke
brigham Young conducts his connu.
h'ai affairs on the principle of sIargc
business and sm"NIrVts.
What sculpture is to a block marble
education is to the human soul.
81 wish" said an irato lawyer, "you
would pay little moro attention to
what say "I am" answered Tic
witness, ''paying as little as eau"
Aclergyman, coming out of the wa
tcrwith a'womcn he had baptiscd, ask
cd her how she felt in her mind. He
was not little surprised to hear her
answer, "Bully."
Benefits, like flowers, please only
when fresh.
Whom did Robinson Crusoc meet on
the desert Island Il grcat swcU, and
a little co0c running inland.
Pay for your pantaloons don't be
charged fer brecchcs of trust.
a savings bank, established by ne.
grocs, collapsed because the dcposi.
tors withdrew all the funds to attend
q circus
"Boy, where docs this road 90 p;
"Nowhcrc, as | know on. 1t aIlcr.
stail here"
Why is,an egg ovcrdono like one
mdcrdone2 Because it is hardl,
done.
Why arc most government officials
like postage stamps ? because they
arc poor sticks.
Much bcncvolcncc consists in al
ambition to distribute anotbcrs
money.
'Pridc gocth before n fall" and
many'a waterfall.
Mon Of tho noblcst disposition
think themselves happitst when Others
share their happincsc with thcm.
When do VIC read of dccaying ma.
turc When Autumn turn the
leaves.
Isn't Il woman wet enough with Il
cataract in her eye u waterfall on he,
head, q creek in her back, fort,
springs in her skirt, high tied shoes
and notion i'll her head
a modest woman must ortou ncith
CT sec nor hear.
Who has ever seen The COW thai
ever had calves on her legs ?
Where is the identical nose Of tho
bellows that ever smclt rat
Where is the person who was eve,
ielt Tor by the heart ofan oak
Who has ever been pushed by ;
shoulder of mutton
PnUNNY PHxINs.-A fashionable
party should be called ssdaugltcrcul
tural show"
Here's to Internal improvements, as
our'devil said when lie swallowed ,
dose Of salts.
uz,a.zrsz.--.r..suu,
The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1868-03-18
WuAT Ouour rn M noNr

WHAT OUamr TO BE DONE WITH
TIE BUnEAU.-An old darkcy from
The country was observed day,or
two ago, intcntly watching the crowd
of applicants for charity at the soup
house. Presently turning to by.
standcr, he exclaimed
"Wha.t dcy don't feed them big
strong men too, oh 20
'Ycs,' was the reply.
s'Wcll, who does that thing, I'd like
to Enow? Who's at the head of it -
"Fhc Frccdmcn's Bureau"
ssWcll, ! swar that fcllcr ought to
be, hung for 'courIgin sick lazincss.
Dar amt a man thar but what
could ycarn Il livin' if he's mind to.
The negro walked off in Indignation,
leaving tho by.standcrs impressed with
thctrut Of his remarks.