The Portland daily press., 1868-10-05
MlsCEIf.ANEOUs.
IF A HUMBGG.

If "A HI = MBGGs
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tue
first OF August
Thousands have ~
rain Paint applied.
Those who lie
VI call it humbug
3 Are the doctors,
rF Not acquaint /;
For they always
Have been Jealous
Mhen their patients
Use Pain Paint.
File up facts
s As high mountains,
Flash the truth
-tl Before their ewes
But the cry
is always humbug
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree o. cost, over ten
months every day texcspt Sundays) at ITO Chatha
square, Ne~ York. for the removal and cure OF all
1ner OF pain and disease. The office ia constants
ly croMded with patieats, rain or sllne Every per-
sou VINO buys Fam raint, tries it free Of cost,
knows that all who call 1t humbug tell talsehood.
3 We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In Cit. County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health
We want to shun disea'e,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
, Or Undertakers fees.
IA We know all Pills hav, had their day
That physic is deceit;
The L-ncet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet G. '.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purga.ves,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that neve leaves
color or stain. He paints girls bows men and wo-
men, by t hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if fy magic, of any name nature,
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the mos frghttul cancer. Broken down.
trembling Pa tents are sent by the officers OF hospi
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 10 Chatham square.
N. Y, an all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense, without money price, the ten
ant OF t. 9 sunken cellars of meanest tenement
palaces OF Fifth Avenue All, all treated alike
and each wait their turn for application OF tnat
wonder f9l remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is brosen under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like spiders web, where tetore It
held its vctimw tn an iron grasp for OF ears
Hundreds cfphysici sns have witnessed the opera
tioDs with astonshment, and those who expected to
Brook and the office in New York is driven 10 its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the matte The peo-
pie shall have II, and every body ese for 20 cents,
so cents ST. sS, So, and $s per bottle and select
will purchase the largest sizes they contain
teen OF the doll bottles, and hold enough to drive
pam headlong. instead OF small bottle that removes
DR.. VOL OFT is a of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years. and folks
visit race courses or base ball natches-hardy time
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
| honor to make single false settlement.
1t is needless tor to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard
| dy the ANNlHILATG CIR, universally patrouized or
and NnIfl tha Head h.
only leading and reliable ren edy tor that lOahs6me
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIuILAToR in pints, instead Of ha!f
ptnfs and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
eficlen'. He has cured by tn OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
| of catarrh, hut hundreds Of weak nerves, Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| 1t on desk, and who could scarcely write their
bottles hold three of the 30 cent botes aud he sells
nifty pint hotties to one OF the smaller size. Thou
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
recty to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint;
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
| few are bold enough to deny it, Nothing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, for the disease s in the
head. You might as well put plaster the foot
to cure an ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it; at night down TO the
| stomach and underminfs the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease sneeze is natures most en-
pndtcN NO, anu aust OF ally KIND IS most POSITIVELY
| injurious.
You must cure the iestering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in th9 throat and stomach, fiom this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adIing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
schife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense at
No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and 12 Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless. -af- ar
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w