Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1868-12-17
0'FLAHERTX.

sDHC6E49 = Il =
| I so'FLAHERTH.s .lssrg
krhe Dement'S of Advertisins--HeE9ey
| Mulloney,s Pig--T h G ExPerienee Oh
| Paddy Muldoon--Answers TO Denntss
| Advertisement. la hsCU G5- I'd
From the Cleveland Herald. e. u3sl a-
"-5 lIt5 rrHa LITTLE IRELAND, |
! UNDER THE HILL, Nov. q, 1865. J.
| MIsHrHUR EDDITHUR,-Troth thin
| its q CRATE thing liz advertlzin', an
| n,esiIf iz wittniss av that same. Did
veg iyir hear av BARNEY MuLLoNEY' s
mig? Ye see BARNEY MULLoNEY had
az fine pig az there wuz in the conn
| thry round. but twuz an unsittled dls-
positiop had that pig. Twuz the clanest
1 shtraw an the warmist corner IN the
| ca;in the crathur had, an wuz thrated
like wan av the quality inthireiy, But
diyil a bit waz he contint, but wud be an
wanderhin' wild other pigs that made
their feather beds av mud in the kiteh-
| i'm side ay a ditch Nan mite that pig
had bin gone fur nigh onto wake an
BARNEY wuz in CRATE, fur twuz ms IN
thire winther's mate had gone an an
/ four legs. "An' wat'ull | be doin' now!.
seq he, swid cowld winther comm
an am az fine barril av poork as Ivlr
grazed the teeth av gintleman
Wandherin' around the counthry inshtld
ay bein' dacintly raposin' in quarthers
an side mater" 'fif''' p % - go p
/ "Adyertize him. sez Mishthur DoGH-
/ ERrY, who, by razun he'd KEEP shkuie In
I siminary wild turf roof on the road to
4 Fermoy Arthur ye've past Ballyhooly,
wuZ considered man av larnln'. 81 Q.
SO BARNEY TUX an advertisement that
Mishthur DoGHERTY rit out am wlnt to
the paypur affiss, an jist az he waz
/ goinh UP to the dhure sqmthin' run
betune hiz legs an histed him ovur, ana
bedad twuz hiz pig! There's the powur
av advertizin' fur yez! e9ta f'r1 b
Belize yeZ niver hard av wat nap
pinned to PADDY MULDooN thro' adver-
tizin'. 1t waz divil av a temper had
biz wife JUDY MULDoON. Be me sowl,
there's more JUDIEs thin wan. Wan
lmarnin' JUDY got up wild a wuss timper
/ thin iver, seein' she hadn't bin to bed at
: all, but waz drinkin' all mite wild a lot
:. av her eossips. P.DDY, honist man, az
good a bye az ever bruk bread, iwuz
PAWN no attintion to her tanthTums,
am wuz bilin' the kittie fur a drabp av
tay, whin she wint at him wild shtule
am bruk his head, an shcalded his legs
wild the tay-kittle, an upsit the taybul
! that PADDY's breakfast waz an an thin
4 she fiipted hersilf out av the dhure an
wuz gone for good. 1t wuz PADDY wuz
the happy bye that day whin she wlnt,
Arthur tellin' him twus nlvir dhure av
his she'd darken agin. But 'twus nifty
soon he had to althur hiz ehune, for
bedad it wuz at all the shebeen shops IN
the naybOrhoOd she wuz runnin' him I'D
4 Il. l,rs,, g A laaht Paddy UOt
desprit an, TUX advice, an had a Dotlss
rit out for the paypurs, that hiz wife
Judy had gone aft aalI be hersifi an
i fursuk her bed an -boord, which waz, az
dacint tick ay shtraw, an a. dale tay-
bull az made be desired. 1t wuz jlst
sendhin it aft he wuz whin in cum. Judy
hirsif, an, seq she, .'Troth its nifty aizy
!. we're Iaaful wife's absince, (" sez she ian
its hopin' yez are yell be free av sup
portiti' me,p sez she, t'but its mishtaken'
!, yez are, fur Pm cum to stay" = 20 h..
"Begorra, its mesilf that wishes the
ifficts av advertizin' wuzn't so powerful
! suddint," ,"i sez PADDY, ibutanny how Its
the price ay it I've saved, fur its not
sendhin it tn be printhed at. all ~ be,
an so its the blaggardly printher 'ull be
sarved out afther all. 81 s.rrafiF
There Muz- a gintleman ay me
n ackwint inse wanst that advertized for
bye, an that same mite his wife he'd
pair ov twins, an shtrappin' vans they
wuz too, an all thro' advertizin'. e
lsf But its to me own matthers ii be
comm. fFa,,lr...
Lasht wake it wuz bit av notisss
We put in fur me, akin amy gintleman
, wantin' bye to do dhirty wurk or to
carry heavy loads to sind me a line con-
sarnin' that same. Begorra, its no ind
av assurs I've got an frum the fust
quality too. / sind yez sumo from the
hape. 70. 5s75-i7..,
3 HEADQUARTERS U. S. ARMY, |
~ 81 WASHINGTON, Nov. q, 1858.
DENNIS O'FLAHERTY.
: Will you engage to carry off the courses
of disappointed office seekers dropped
on my doorstep? have hundreds OF
volunteer offers to do any dirty work
required. D. .. GRANT.
Divil a hit Garry yer own loads, an
it's the backache veil have I'm afther
thinkin' if We showlder all the ceorses
: yer purtinded frinds 'ull hape up whin
Its nat a fat affiss they're gittinp. Faix,
!, the march thro' the wilderniss wuz a
thrifie to the thramp ye'll have TO take
to the White House, an it's hardhuT
twill be to flank the affiss saykers thin
twuz to flank Ginerul LEE. Moore pow
er to yer ilbow to poond them. ilos
fF1il 1918 EXECUTIVE MANSION. I
|, '"A WASHINGTON, Nov. 25, 1S68.' -
DENNIS O'FLAHERTY: 'l'. - q
al :, wish to get some one to support my
administration Recent unfortunate
II events have deprived me of my usual
supporters, and 1 want some one with
, great strength to back me up. Less
! than four months services required
Wages no object Having attended to
the dirty work myself think little or
none remains to be done. 80 g.,......,
r..9 - ANDREW JOHNSON.
BE me sowl he must take me fur the
ould chap that carried the wurrld on hiz
own shouldhirs, that Mishthur DoGH-
rRTY. the shkule masther, used to be
! tellin' about. Support hiz admins
= thration all alone be mesilf lTwud
brake the back av bigger jackass thin
the ould giant loaded the Hill av Howth
Z onto wfiia he attimpted to carry it acrost
4 the saw. An, fur the wages, it may be
mo objectr to him, but its not mesllf
|. L'ull be sayin' that same; and where he
Z ibe gittin' the mummy, wild Cangriss tyin'
his hands behint hiz back, aud Mishthur
MCCULLoCH butthonin' up wan av hiz
!, fbritches pockits, AM 'Mishthur ROLLINS
J the othur? It's steddy place an sure
pay I'm Arthur, an it's not there Pll be
, gittin them. 70 -,' -i'laa 7ta} +
= r.irl ad. b. by Cable.I q, ...,..-,.
, .anE Sas LONDON, Nov. 20, 1858.
! DENNIS O'FLAHERTY: Just received
dispatch from State Department of your
advertisement Am now eating Thanks