The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-06-10

and will promptly honor any draf
made upon EN- for means to carry Eli.
Eggslency safe through the remainir
ten articles. By order of the Circle.
The President promptly anserd thi,
telegram statin that no more none,
wuz needed to be yoosed for impeach.
ment purposes, ez the contract witt
Senators kivered the entire eleven ar.
ticles. ..
There were others from Morrissey
Vallandingham and others, all breeth.
in the same sperit NV thankfulnes fol
the result, and all Acknowledged in.
debtedness to the noble Republicans
wich he'd brot it about. These come
from my old Kentucky home:
Halleloojy I'll hev my nigger:
agin Thank Hevin! My son Josiel
is even now finding out their wher-
abouts. The Lord be, praised Hev
already subjoogated three NV EN-.
Selah! Bells is ringin end bonfres is
blazin. PoGRAM.
The Corners congratulates 700 and
the President. | commence work to
morrer on the enlargement NV my dys-
tillery, wich wuz suspended when
the impeachment unpleasantnis wuz
begun. All hale! McPHELTER.
Hale! all hale! Amid the gen.
eral rejoicin, can't 700 borrer enuff
to pay the bill 700 owe me? The
Corners is blazin. Two niggers hev
bin hung on the public square, and
Pollok's store is in a state NV seige.
The boys are bound to clean him out
this time sure. BAsCoM.
Curriers' jist in from toards Carrots
town. Within ten minits after the
news reached EN- the nigger settlement
wuz in a blaze and the two Burrow
teachers there wuz reported missin,
Glowry enough for Kentucky. w l.
"Why," sed l to Randall, who sat
moody and alone, "don't 700 and the
President share in the general exiler-
alton ? He doesn't seem to be the
least excited" f, g..a.s.
"Why shood we ,retorted he," "doth
the sheppard go into spasms over the
sheep he hez safe in his fold? The
fact is, our eggscitin time wuz several
weeks ago, while we wuz a byin NV
EN-, and arrangin for this. The Black
Crook is rather startlin to the behold
er front, but to the managers who con-
tracted for the legs at so much pair
and arranged the table, it amt so
startlin." .f ... ....
"Thinkst thou the new programe
will result ez the President hopes ?"
"No the new party can't succeed, no
more than our last vencher did. 1t
amt made up NV the rite material.
There's more intelleck than sole in it
more bowels than heart. There's
Chase, Fessenden and Trumbull and
Grimes. Chase hez ambition, Grimes
hate, and Trumbull and Fessenden
making theingregencies in the
new organizashun half ambishun and
1ate and halfand half dyspepsia. New
II truste man whose stumick is out
Nv order-take no stock in him whose
bowels is unsound. Intellek is moth
n, heart is nothin, onless there's a
under them ON wich to build.
Chase hez no conshunse Trumbull and
Fessenden no gastric joose. Sick men
llluz fail. Still Pm glad the things
occurred" ..M .Hsr-g r.
"Ef it amounts to nothin, why
clad ?" na, a# .,.ta.a ~
"Becoz it lets johnson and me out.
When Arnold went back on his coun-
rymen, his countrymen forgot Joodis
-skariot when Aron Burr ariz they
o wunst forgot Arnold ; Peerce drove
Burr out NV the public mind; Boo
hanan made EN- forget Pierce, John
on made EN- forget Bookannon, and
Trumbull and Chase will make EN-
orget Johnson and me. That's what
IN drivin at. Under the stormI shell
ceve my quiet Wisconsin home and
i've in peece, for beside these latter
usses l she'll loom up into compare
i've respectability. Good mite. All
, we'll" l rg. Il |
At a late hour / retired to my vur-
hus couch, and fallen into the deep
leep witch only visits the pillers NV
hem whose conshences aint bothered
luch, NV whom / am witch, cz my
onshence sheds conviction NV wrath
D come ez a duck docs spring rain, /
reemed most curis dreem.
Methawt the Presidenshel course
'uz reel and truly a race course, and
ne candidates had to run that course,
nc winner ov the race tu be glorifed.
It one end NV the track wuz a weigh
l. stand and at the other WIZ the
White House. The runners WIZ to
,rry the candidate for Wise President
nd sich other weights ez their hackers
mood put onto em.o i.e m01i r
The Republicans he'd Grant on the
round promptly and ready for the
Ice. He cum up splendid. He wuz
OF so mighty immense. but he wuz
e,n-limbed, decently developt all
yer and slowd first rate in the back
nd loins. His trainers pulled off his
,oulders few little dead weights
'ich sum NV his injoodislms hackers
ed chuot onto him, sposin he cud car-
Y every thing. Wade vaulted onto
is shoulders and he wuz reddy. 3 II
Our people he'd sum difikulty in Sc.
,ctin a man to run agin o him. PEN
Teton wuz trotted out but by Belmont
ernounced unfit !; Mcclellan next,
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