The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1868-11-15
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Laugh at no man for his pug nose you
.ver can tell what may turn ups
The man who measures . wOmauHB5 soul
id records it in his j0urnalthe shoe
Rker. u
Because a Young fellow 10 seen with q
eed in his mouth, it doesn't follow that
|, liz in mourning.
Sc Have I mot offered you every advan-
re ~ said dOting father to his con. 20,
8 ~ replied the youth; Hbut I.eould not
ink of taking any advantage Of my
kher!"
80 is said that the reason ladies are like
Dws is because they are all in q culver
h a beau comes.
Fiat is the best adhesive label q travel
en put on his luggagef To stick to it
lea he is said to have rich complexion.
Them is clock on the stairs dangerous
en- it runs down.
Fhat is better than promising young
A paying one.
Fhat is the least popular kind Of cuff
hand cuff.
Where are you goingf" asked gentle
OF an acquaintance. !" To see friend"
len should like to go along, for ! never
one yet" S.r
BROAD SENTIMENTAL man who has
he tour among the sects reports that,
ar MS he can learn, the Unitarians don't
what man believes if he only does well;
Presbyterians don't care what a man
B If he only believes; the Episcopalians
- Il hnli
bnly belongs to their Church.
Your son, madam, persists in doing no.
bg,," says the director. "Then," replies
nld give him the prize for perseverance"
The cobbler has sole purpose in life.
short man became attached to tall
han, and somebody said he had fallen
owe with her. "Do you call it falling
love 7" said the suitor; "it's more like
nbing up to it'll"
Persons who need watching-Those who
Ter know what time it is.
Do YOU water your milk asked our
filady of her milkman. "No, madam,
J we water our cows" was the answer.
man out West, who offered bail for
md, was asked by the Judge if no had
tncumbrance on his farm. go. yes, my
Ewoman," said he.
Halo, Jake, where did you buy those
IN 81 didn't buy 'em.r !" Well, where
*you get themq" 81 hooked 'em."
.fellow was told that three yards of cloth,
being wet, would shrink one quarter of
nd. :" Well, them" lie inquired, off You
lid wet quarter of a yard, would there
ny left ~
10 you ike novels 2" asked Miss Fitz-
Ia Of her backwoods lover. can't
he replied, 81 never ate any; but l
Fou Pm death on postum"
first is what lies at the door, my Sc
is q kind of corn, my third what no.
can do without, and my whole is one
be United States.-Mat-ri-mOn
Iounr women should set good examples,
Lille young men are always following
4 FEAST OF IMAGINATION. - When your
mach is empty and your pocket also, sit
IN near a hot fire and read cookery
Eby ia nm unwelcome visitor like shade
Because we are always glad when
Heavcs.
6oy-" Please, sir, tell me the time J"
hsty old Gent" Yes, you young dog,
a time"
Food news for husbands: ladies wear
kir dresses longer than they used.
Never tell your secrets in a corn field,
it has thousand years.
Is William. thee knows 1 never call any
Idy names; but, William, if the Mayor OF
city were to come to me tn %nd b say Sqi nr
1 all this city, INSould come to thee and
III nv hand ON thy shoulder, and say to
lee, William, the Mayor wants to see
|ee.T u.s.
A foolish old bachelor says: Young
Ien, keep clear of calico, if you want to DC
nything great. Calico is a banefgi lns :l
ltion. A pair of sweet lips, e PINK waist
nd the pressure of delicate hand will dc
! much to unhinge a man as the measles
nd the doctors bill to boot" :,
A writer speaks of q but go crooked
,at r. didn't know which way to fall, and
) kept standing. This is like man that
ad such complication of diseases that he
idn't know which to die of, and SO lived on
A LITTLE BoY's THOUGHT. = What
eautiful place Heaven is !" said little boy