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these REPTILES and while bending down to
examine II more carefnlIv was struck bv
it in the forebaad So nowerfnl was the
shock to his nervous system that he faint
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Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1868-08-20
4 4 w.eou = Train of a.sss sIIle..

Hon. S. S. Marshall, Of Illinois, in a
speech in Congress the other day said,
in speaking of our national debt and the
Republican policy of taxation:
Ta You have taxed the people as no peo-
ple have ever been taxed before in any
age orin any country. In the three years
of peace since the close of the war you
have raised from their hard earnings, by
the drag-nets you have spread out all
over the land, 81, 500, 1000, 900, sum SO
enormous that the mind can scarcely
grasp or comprehend it. IF it were pos
s;bIe to raise this sum in silver dollars
thew would load 46,s75 wagons, with
1000 pounds to each wagon; and if they
were to be moved, allowing 20 rods for
eacbwagon and team,it would form train
stretching out two thousand nine hundred
and twenty-nine miles, You have raised
from the people in one single year over
Eve hundred and sixty million dollars.
And vet. with all this enormous taxa
tom. the public debt is at this moment
rapidly, increasing, as I have already
shown. 1t has not required exceeding
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The Sisters Of st. Mary,s.

nFTHE seRINGs, RECENTLY OF
" Somerset, Perry county. will open their large
and spacious buidins for the reception of pupils on
the first Monday in September 1868. For Board and
Tuition s75, $50. es5 and sso according to the de-
Address Box ISL. = q ~ ~ 4 aue3-dtf
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Rosadalfs will Cure the Very
Worst Gases Of Chronic -.t

-l-.i9 PORTSMOUTH, VA. February 25, 1858.
captain J. 81. Baker: :HaH sh. s'tH tal
DEAR S1R- This is to certify that have been
afflicted with Rheumatism for the last five or six
years, many times unable to move. tried all med
icines recommended to me for the disease, without
receiving any benefit. Haying. heard 'Rosadalis"
highly spoken of, procured bottle. and, finding
some relief, continued it until am happy to say
L not only Consider the ''Rosadalis"a q sovereign
remedy for Rheumatism, but believe it also pre-
yentive., and I cheerfully recommend it to the
afflicted" sa7 Yours very YsNEys tFNqEIys WEIR
s=..s5.-~ .ga!-c.. 9AMES WEBB
%. I9aI b4zaalg WILSON, January Z. 1885,
hereby certify that have used DR.. Lawreuce's
Justly celebrated Rosadalis in my family as q gen.
era Alternative and Tonic, with the most satistac-
tory results, and therefore conscientiously recon-
mend it e the public as peaisine 81 Sf rnrs Spd gem
-'s-T@-rl 10 Sheriff of " Wison county, NJ
Ros ALIs.-This medicine has met with an un-
precedented success IN this community. Capt. Ba-
ker the polite and attentive agent for this city in
forms us that it is to impossible to supply the
demand made for it; and that the medicine is effect
ng some wonderful cures, and giving great salts
Doiiw Jocrnas, Tovean6er 90, 1867. ~ =
Prepared only by ], j.. LAWRENCE. N. D.,
Chemist. Baltimore. Md, date of ilson, N, ,C.)
I Sold wholesale By all the principal Wholesale
Druggists in all the large cities Of the United States
and British America. and retaiied BY druggists
IIi letters Of Inquiry DO. promptly answered,
Address DR.. j. j. LAWRENCE d CO., sole pro-
prietors and manufacturers, Z44 Baltimore street,
baltimcre'- balti'- mo r,.tafh--gsE y e-1os:o r-,r7
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PITTSBURGH CINCINNATI &
.ss5 .ll STiL0UIS RAILWAY. sle,s91 75,s'a

Elegant state sleeping all night trains
e. On the Fast Line the celebrated Silver Palace
to Phiiadelphia and New York without change. ~
H9- Passengers by the 200 A. NJ. Sunday train
an advantage never before offered,
GENT Ticket Ag't, Steubenville, o..
WV. CARD. Superintendent, Steubenyille, o.
s.-.., .st...-. -, 81. B. BROOKS,
JOHN B, PETERS. Agent. Columbus. D. .-
june10-d1y ju30
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Rosadalis will Cure the WOrs
Cases of ScrofuIa-Read the
Statement Below. and Despair
Not, --.-. --...s
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Janury7, 1858. ~ IEE Id
/ hereby certify that am personally acquainted
with the above named Physicians, and they are all
gentlemen Of responsibility and standing in this
P''- T. C. DAVIS,
Mayor of Wilson, N G.
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'0l|!bio q! Statesnrarl.


Showing the arrival and Of trains at Go.
umbus. Ohio. On and after Monday, May "a
8e8 trains will run ss follows: tef
Cleveland, Columbus & Cinsti r.. r..
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Sleeping Cars ON all Night Trains.
ari 9aH3 37l+ HENRY BROOKS, Ticket Agent.
= stit.{fs4efaf .JHO. W. DOHERTY, Agent.
= JOIN RsSfs$ clssisi... 5,~oq
Ger 1 Ticket krt.j Jsaf-sao5 irpsylsb
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New York Express run daily. All other trains
run daily, except Sunday. i.H ea-@
yard. .irit1 sssai 5fi.' =
- JOHN B. PETERS, Agent.
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RosadaIIs IL q Potent Remedy I'm all
Chronic Diseases.

From G. w. BLouNf, ESQ.,, ATTORNEY AT Law
a4- fa WILSON. iNoRrH CARoLINA. --.-. { d.
b have been cured of Chronic Inflammation of the
Ear and Partial Deafness, of ten years standing By
Rosadalis. GEO. w. BLOUNT.
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The following. among many hundreds Of our best
citizens, testify to its wonderful efficacy.
CERTIFICATES FROM PHYSICIANS
g .no 55tl' BALTIMoRE. MD. March 4. 1858.
believe DIR. Lawrenc e's "ROSADALIS" to be
the BEsT ALTERAFi We IN Use. and therefore
cheerfully recommend it as such. l.,lu l4i
r...ss,s- THOMAS j. BOYKIN. M, D,
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Dr.. j. ]. LAyRENoE: eaiV.e1 aau ,s.l4H9C
=. DEHR SIR-I take pleasure in recommending your
ROSADALIS as a very powerful Alternative. have
seen it used in two cases With happy resnltsHone
pronounced himself cured after having taken five
bottles Of your medicine. The other q case of
scrotula Of long standing. which is rapidl~ improv-
patient will soon recover. / have carefully exam
ined the formula by which your Rosedalis is made,
and find it an excellent compound of alternative in
R.W. CARR. M. D.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-11-17

RELIEF PRINTING BY PHoToGKAPHr.-
The Gentleman's magazine describes
new English patent for relief printing ny
photography: A drawing is made in line
or stipple, and a negative photograph is
taken from it. THIS is used to print.
photogenically, upon . we'll known film
Of gelatine mixed with chronic salt,
which gives an impression with the whites
Of the picture in intaglio and the lines
in lelief. A plaster cast is taken from
this ma. rix, and type metal cast from
tie plas' err. This last is touched up, it
necessary. and mounted, like s,er-
eotype, for printing. A manifest advan
tage of the method is that it allows the
block to be produced upon any scale re
relatively to the original drawing.
The first specimens produced are said
to have had the witness of an etching.
waiting the one of a wood engraving.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-11-17

The Chicago Times surrenders grace
fully. does not ask tho usual courtesy
rendered to prisoners of war, who are
allowed their side arms. It says:
Our radical opponents have got things
all their own way. The emigration to
Salt river leaves them . clear field. We
leave them, at the moment Of adicu, our
blessing, several thousand Of torches, a
quantity ofbenzine suitable for illuminat-
ing purposes, and quantity Of other
traps and paraphernalia for which we
have no suther use The uplands Of
Salt river afford no employment for
the late Canvass"
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NOTICE

hereby given, to the citizens of Wayne town
Il ship, Wayne county Indiana, that I, Balthaser
Bescher, intend, at the next regular session Of the
Board of County Commissioners for Wayne County,
State of Indiana, to be held on the first Monday in
December, 1863 to make application to obtain .
License for the purpose Of selling sprituous and in
toxicating liquors in less quantities than quart 1t
time, and permit the to be drank on the prom.
Uses, which said premises are located as follows, to-
wit,
Being the following described part of lot No. six
rs in that part of the city of Richmond, in said
county, laid out bv John Smith, and bounded AZ fol-
lows to-wit: Beginning Pearl street, At the north
east corner of brick house, erected by Bennett
Baumer, in the year 1861 and being one hundred and
fy-i 1851 feet south Of the north east corner Of
Lot No. three I3l: thence west, parallel with the
north boundary of said lot No. six t6] three rods;
ther ce south parallel with Pearl street. thirty
IS7 feet more or less. alley thence with Pearl
street thrtyseven 1871 feet, to alley, thence east
three rods Pearl street, thence with Pearl street
thirty ISL feet, more or less, to the place Of
beginning. The identical spot where this liquor 10
proposed to be sold, is on the west side Of South
Pearl street. said city, second door north of the first
alley south of Main street.
October %, 1858. ~
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-11-17

When President Lincoln delivered to
Gen. Grant, his commission Of Lieut.
General he said: ''With this high honor,
devolves upon you also corresponding
responsibility as the country herein
trusts you, so, under God, it will sustain
you" The promise made in the name of
the people, by President martyred, the
Nation has made good at the polls.
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TRENCTA /.
llEE-AEAITH
THE GREAT FRENCH REMEDY
Delamarra's Sneeifc Pills,


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Are a most energetic and efficient Remedy in case
of Spermatorrhsa Seminal Weakness; Nightly,
Daily Premature Emissions Sexual Weakness OF
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Sold by all the principal Druggists, will be sent b.
the specified price by any advertised Agents. by tn.
sole Propretors, OSCAR G. MOSES CO., q Corr
landt Street, New York. Agents for Richmond and
vicinity, POTTS BROS SAMPSON ROSS, DIR.
D'HUY.
Spn. Ally
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November 10, 18f
Notice

hereby given to the citizens Of Wayne township,
III WAYNE county. Indiana, that I will apply 1t the
next ses of the Board of County Commissioners
of said county, to be held the first Monday in De-
cember 1862 for License to sell intoxicating liquors
in less quantity than quart at time, and suffer
The same to be drank the premises where sold in
accordance with the act approved March s, 1859.
is q one story frame house, lot No. 15s, in that
part of the city of Richmond, in said county laid out
BY Charles W. Starr, and being the third room eas3
Of fifth street on the south side of Main street, oppo-
site the fremont House, and formerly occupied. BY
Henry Bedenbecker . saloon. =
JOHN w. MENKE.
November 10 1885,
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Capital Punishment in Hin oils.

From the Chicago Tribune.
A decision bias been rendered by the
Circuit Court of Henry County, Ill, to
the effect that a Judge can not pass sen
tence Of death for murder under the law
Of 1867, unless jury shall have so di
rected. In case where the party in
dicted for murder had pleaded guilty
there was nothing for the jury to deter
mine, and hence the death penalty could
not be inflicted. The decision was oh
yiously in accordance with the law.
Capital runishme nt is thus virtually alb
olished in Illinois. since it is only re
quires the murderer 10 confess his guilt
in order to escape penalty. lie may be
be sentenced 10 imprisonment for life,
but he cannot be hanged This was not
the intention of the Legislature when the
law Of 1867 was passed. The intention
was to enable the Jury to fix penalty in
accordinancc with degree Of guilt
fund. instead or retaining the arbitrary
rule which makes all murder punishable
with death, and under which ten murder
ers 60 scot free where one is hanged
Fortunately, the Legislature meets few
nseks hence, and will be able to repair
this singular oversight The people OF
Illinois are not afflicted with that morbid
seniimentalism which refuse' to infict
the death penelty upon those who scru-
pie not to infict it upon their fellow men.
At oil events, it will be time enough to
have capital punishment repealed when
The Legislature passes law specifically
Tor that purpose.
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To Consumptives.

The REV. EDWARD A. WILSON will send fire
of charge to all who desire it. the prescription wtte
the directions for making and using the simple remh
dy by which he was cured of lung afection and To-
dread disease Consumption. His only object ishat
benefit the aH cted and be hopes every sufferer to
try this as It will cost them nothngwill
may prove blessing. Please address -
Ev. EDWARD A. WILSON
Fo.l66 South Second Street. williamsbursb Wy
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Notice

= S hereby given to the citizens of Wayne township
& Wayne county, Indiana, that will apply at the
next session of the Board of County Commissioners
said county, be held on the first Monday OF De-
cember 1863 for License to sell intoxicating liquors
IN less quantity than quart time, and suffer the
same to drank the premises where sold, in &C
cordance with an act approved March 5th. 1859.
The premises where propose to sell said liquors %
described follows: Being part of lot No. ~ in that
part of the city of Richmond. sad county, laid out
BY jeremiah Cox the side of Pearl street. I'M
medateIy north of the Citizens Bank, and south of the
"W arner Building" or Mayors office, and being the
room now occupied by a grocery store.
ANTON BESCHER.
November 10, 1868. E
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Notice

yVyHE citizens of Jefferson township, Wayne coun-
ty, Indiana and all others interested, are hereby
notified that regular term of the Board Of
County Commissioners OF Wayne county, commence
ing LIST Monday in December, 1858, l, David Lants,
shall apply for license sell intoxicating Liquors in
less quantities than quart at time, with the priv
ilege of permitting the same to be drank the prem
ises where sold as hereafter described. The prem-
ses on which wish to sell said liquors, under the
license, are follows:
Being the house formerly occupied Tavern,
and known as the Eutah House, in Hagerstowu,
WAYNE county, Indiana. which house is situated on
Lot No. five 81 in block No. fifteen 10y Of said town
and is built at the Intersection of Perry and Walnut
streets, in said town. it being the house now occu-
pied by me as a dwelling house and grocery store.
Said house and premises are in Jefferson township,
Wayne county, Indiana.
DAVID LANTZ. :
November 3, 1868. 4wpd
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-11-17

A census taker recently asked q ser
want girl in Boston, how many regular,
steady bosrders there were in the house
She informed him that there were
fifteen boarders in all, but "not more'n
four of 'em is steady; the rest is Dim
mecrats."
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hereby gven to the citizens of Wa ype township,
WAYNE county, Indiana, that !, Frederick Walter
man. intend apply to the Board of Commissioners
If said county at their term commencing on the first
Monday of Dect mber, 1863 for license TO rotail in
toxcating Liquors in less quantity than quart At Q
time and sui fer such liquor to be drank the prem
Uses where sod fer the space of one year after the
date of such license The premises in which desire
to sell. and suffer such liquor to be drank, afore-
said, are located as follows, tO-wit:
Being the south half of lot No. seventy (73(
the east side of Pearl street, between Min and
Sycamore streets, in that part of the city of Rich
mond laid out by John Smith. The said premises ere
the same in which am now doing business, and the
building is numbered los.
FREDERICK wALTERMANe
November 9Th, 1868. 354w
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wye TO MARRIED LADIES
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-11-17

The Investigation at Jersey City Of
the case of Col. w. A. Treadwell, charged
with in dealing fraudulent naturalization
certificates, has resulted in Treadwell
being committed in default Of 5000
bail. The United States Grand Jury in
this city yesterday brought in four more
indictments against persons implicated
in the naturalization frauds. About
seventy Of these cases are still awaiting
their action.-N. r. Tribune, Nov. Is.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-11-17

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Treetuds are the only tuds ov aul the
tud family who can kline tree.
How they do it IL an unfathonable
mystery-almcst equal tew the milk in
the koker nut.
Philosophers awl agree tina. the milk
is put into the koker nut, and thea the
hole is neatly stopped up, but who the
fellow is who duz it, the philosophers
are honest enuff, for a wonder to admit
they kant tell.
/ am glad there IL one man living
who il smart enuff to beat the philoso
piers. for they are alwus a sticking
their olfactory into everything, and
often make themselves sick for week,
giving reasons for things they don't un
derstand. a+
am afraid it will 60 hard with the
philosophers in the day OF judgment
The treetud is both male and female,
b 1t not both tew onct; the female dom
klimb trees, for obvious reasons
When q treetud is en- tree, they con
form tew the customs oy the trees, look
ng and ackting just like the tree This
shows good breeding, if nothing more
Treetuds are good stiddy singers,
but they have rather more musk than
melody, their voices have been eultiva,
ted tew mulch; cultivashun spiles melo
dy for me; I simply respekt art, but l
worship and weep with natur.
About all that kan be said of thes e
insekts il, that they are harmless para
sites, whose chief ambishun il tew
Kline tree, and be mistaken for a part
ov it.
Here naturally ends the troetud.