Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1868-08-18

ing as extensive as the dress parade of the
old original galoots before the Mayor yes
tcrday for some weeks. The brethren and
sistern were out all their glory and BEN
! lzinical perfume. hTe nIsd5goH fesfD
Jonas Perry was found lettering about
fthe highways and ,by-Rays of this moral
village, unable or unwilling to give an ac-
count of himself. He was fined So and
costs, which he paid. Better tell who you
are, next time, Jonas. Comes cheaper
J. N. Tester had few spare stamps on
hand and unwisely concluded to go into
the benzine business. Getting very drunk
he fellsinto the hands. of the police. He
was in a clairvoyant state, and gave the
police to understand "that object was nc
money with him, for he bad eighty thou
sand dollars of his own. and had brother
In the western part of the State who had
as muchImore. His brothers name proving
Ito be the same as his own, he explained il
by saying they changed names when he
got married. Yesterday morning his dis
may was great on finding out what a fool
be had made Of himself Hepromptly paid
the So fine assessed, and went out swearing
Ithathe would never be caught there again.
Val Hines was drunk and he was disor-
derly. He squared himself before lamp
post and proceeded to inform it that my
names Hines You hearP Hinesi9
weigh (hic) hundred and forty pounds
when I'm cool. I weigh one hundred and
sixty -eiaht pounds when I'm mad. I'm
mad now. my names Hines. Whooppee! |!
1 can lick you the best day you ever saw !'
and he made blow at the post and fell into
the arms of an attentive swatchman. He
paid Sc for his fun and LEFT to get cure for
bis headache. ~ 70 s7v frgs ssl7qy idsif
Louis Beal and Ed Fitzgerald were on a
plain, drunk. They were fined IS each
Beal paid up and Fitz worketh his fine out.
y Luke McEvoy is gay, dacent, laboring
youth, addicted to bad whiskay and late
hours While indulging ina high old spree
on Saturday night, he was captured. The
Mayor fined him $40. He couldn't pay.
BE Joined the stone smashers.
William Haley INDUCED ia little, teen
tie drunk. 1t cost him only "a. He paid
it and departed to enjoy another.
Molly Jones, a social evil, was fined SIS
and sent to castle Esrhart for thirty days.
VAGesD.-We are glad to see that the ef-
fort commenced some weeks since by the
Marshal and our efficient police force to
clear our city Of vagrants and men who
live without visible means of support, or
take them before the, Mayor, who is .. dead
sure" to put them at geological studies, is
stilliIbeing bravelys carried on. These
are the fellows who pick up little
things g In a honest vay," and are
dangerous to any community. War
has been declared against them. from
time simmemorial. Even Shakespeare's
great watchman Dogberry, gives it in
charge to the police. force of his day to
s comprehend all vagrom men," They
were as obnoxious then as now. On Sum
thepolice made a splendid haul
of these fellows, and yesterday the rata
tar Of their little hammers as they smote
the stubborn cobblestone, invented by Mr..
Boulder, fell pleasantly on the ear, telling
of security for umbrellas and overcoats and
doof-mats. for while, at least. Thomas
Williamson, Bob Wilson, of Texas, James
Gilden, of Ireland, and Frank Montgomery,
OF New York, vags of great fame, were be-
fors the Mayor yesterday, who sent them
to the, stone pile in default of $5 and costs
each. A vagrant of high degree, who
answers to the name of Charles Fitzpatrick,
received permission to hammer boulders
for the ten days next ensuing. ~'A
CONCERT AT THE SKATING RINK.-It is
the determination OF the Directors of their
new Rink to make the first grand opening
the finest affair of the season, and they are
sparing no pains nor expense to accomplish
this end. The grand promenade concert
by Heidels unsurpassed, band, will be q
musical treat that none should miss. The
programme will embrace their finest selec-
tions of operate and classical music, as
well as popular airs, and we predict that 1t
will be one of the finest ever performed in
our city. In addition to this. several roller
skaters will give exhibitions nCthis beau
tiful art. It is q fact known to but few,
that nearly every movement that can. be
executed in ice ekating can be done with
equal facility on roller, skates, and the
movements Of these fine skaters will be as
tonishing. as well as delightful and inter-
esting. Let the Rink be crowded on Nom
day evening to witness the affair. The
concert Is to take place Monday evening,
24th inst. saa7 $, n-1st-, VS. ra5f43 Sa -
!; OUT Or, THE, ,RAILRoAD.-Just returned
from trip to Illinois, we are prepared to
speak advisedly, of the kind of refresh
ments set for the hungry traveller, as gem
eral thing. Except at Cambridge City,
Indiana, where everything is as neat as a
new pin and the victuals cooked in fine
style, the kind of hash served compels US
to zindorse the following .Noad. onto a
Railroad Sandwich" S@AA y EAI-S%
Stringy and old. and lame and halt, -
rs the Pig whose flesh was put tn salt. - =
Such gristlv stuff was the s-lted meat,
That 1t seemed shout half fit to eat,
They hacked it in chunks with knife SO blunt
That it almost made the animal 9runt. b us y
They offered the Sandwich chunks for sale,
TO the hungry folks who ride by rail- ssssfro n
luLch for famished man to eat,
Two chuncks OF bread, and a chunk of meat.
The bread so sour, and the meat so tough,
That bite or two is bite enough. six>sgirli 4
Tho buffers rank. and the mustard's strong
And thatis the end of my Sandwich song. Il