The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1868-10-25
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Why does sailor know there il ( man /,
me noon Bsosuse he's been 70 sea.
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What fortS are the best for aoldiar
Cem-f0rtA. I. 80
i The maiden's prayer and the widov,.
might "-Aatrimony.
Don't take care-leave it. It,s alv.x.
eunbersoupe luggage.
Counter revolution-e strike among Il.
dry goods clerks. -1o
1t Is only for innocence that solitude can
have charms. -
It is much better to aing airst than to Dor
Many are great because their associases
are small.
At table be % biting of your food as Won
please, but don't be biting in your remarks
The man who took things coolly had :
small iceberg in his pocket.
An interesting girl-one whose money
interest is ten thousand.
Those who 60 to law for damages ara
pretty sure to get them.
Mr.. Smith, the hogs are getting into
s your corn r held" Never mind, Billy, Pm
| Among the advertisements in a MORNING
paper is one stating: "Two sisters want
| washing.n "''A'
The young poet whose feelings were an
wrought up" has been unable to renew
| his stock. W Ao"o"
The entire assets of recent baIfkrunt
were nine children. The creditors actad
magnanimously and let him keep them.
1t is said that the Siamese twins keen
away from Chicago because they don't want
| to be separated. $500
II is little wonder that men so often lie
make by telling the truth.
DR.. Abernethy used to tellhis pun;,s that
most human diseases sprang from two caus-
es-stufkng and fretting.
- never was ruined but twice. said VOL
taire; "once when lost lawsuit and
once when gained one."
Fortunes made in no time are like shirts
made in no time-it's ten to one if thew LONG
hang together.
That's part of the sinking fund.-, as .
CHAP SAID when box of specie went to the
bottom OF the river.
Needle manufacturers should he ab,. 70
see the point; and of course have a GOOD
eye about it. eoo~
~, ON she goes" said a lady, speaking of
the tram as 1t was starting. "You have
mistaken the gender, madam said a cen.
tieman, F" this is the mail train"
Young surgeons should not grumble be-.
t .ausc Chey nna It difficult to get into prac-
ace. lhey will be certain to succeed If theva
only have patients.
A Colorado man having adyertised b;s
absconding wife, she puts in o reply that
so Tar from having left his bed and hoard
she owned the bed and took it with her.
You and your wife should be one.n said
q friendly adviser to a hen-pecked husband.
BE Become one' exclaimed hen-pecked;
ON st, -
j, and I'm o."
A boy entered stationery shop the other
day, and asked the proprietor what kind ~
pens ne sold. All kinds " was the replv.
well, then, I'll take three cents worth Of
pig pens" Va
How is your husband this afternoon.
S Sirs !Quiggs1" why, the doctor says as
some hopes of him but if he don,t'Be mnst
give him up"
>. 1t is altogether too absurd to sav that
. man is not perfect" Who is there that
mas not met with many who were perfact
strangers, and some who were perfect ras-
'ais' ana not few who were perfect fallsf
school boy who had good naturedlv
nelped another in difficult cyphering les
SON. was angrily questioned by the DOM
y me lie Why did You work his lesson ~
lolessen his work, J" replied the younester.
AN liilterate man, wishing to enter some
at an agricultural exhibition. wrote
As follows to the Secretary: "Also enter
ne tar the best jachass. am sure OF get
ing the prize"
Why don't your father take a newspa-
per r. said man. to a little boy whom he
,aught PIlfering his paper from his door
'tep. "Coz he sends me to take it.n an
'wered the urchin. ~
Tim asked old Ten PERCENT what h.
,aHeeo 10 accumulate SO much money for
says he: You can't take it with Won
sh l,s ?, you die; and if you could, it you'd
carpenter took holiday and went to
dargate. When he returned home his
rlends asked him what he saw. "Why,n