The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-10-15

They think il is smart. But you
cau't conceal your complaint, and
considering your present relations
dont think you ought TO try to co n
ceal anything from me" ~ ...iu
Mary Jane was getting mad. She
has vein in her forehead which Is
an unerring temper barometer. Ii
began 10 swell. That and an omiu
Gus glittsring in her eyes, said u.
plainly as an almanac, - look out for
squalls about this timo." She said
ehergeiieally: 1000" 'U.,s..r
I'D" My complaints Our present re-
lations Conceal nothing from you
Perhaps Sou will be good enough to
explain yourself that is if you caa.
My temper is not angelic. nev.
or set up for saint, aud Mary Jane
perversity or obs inacy, added to her
manner did not serve to put me int
a heavcDly frame of mind, so l blurt.
cd out my sentiments as folluwsi
/" You have a curvature Of the
spine, as every Que who sees you
must, know. You havo il very bad
ly, aud you ought 10. do something
for il. DO, for Heavens sake send
for the Doctor and get strength y
You should have seen the little
humbacked ouss then. She walked
the floor as erect as a liberty pole.
She smile sardonioally. She laughed
hysterically. Finally she cried wo.
manly, and then she found Lor
tongue-- her native tongue. No New
York drawl now but each word us
sharp aud incisiye as a cambric uce-
die. pu f .fI n..i.r.tr4f
Curvature Of the spine. Hal Hnl
Spine! ha, SPINE Gin perfect
shrick) H0h, you horrid, hateful
brute D you provoking fool-therel
| just wish was u man for a few
laiuutes ~ ....
4" wish you was a sensible wO.
man. lfrrH .... Du. ....
O." Sense Well, | admire to hear q
booby--thut oau't tell the Groecian
btud FROM the spine complaint+-talk
about sense" i-..For1 sdT .uri.rr
Grcecian fiddle stick. You don'i
say that the awful crook which you
had in your back was the Greecian
beud,"
"lydOp't say anything to you -
Anybody but a fool knows it is the
Grceeian bend, (assumIng the form
Of u rainbow again.) No lady desires
10 look Ikea ramrod. All the bellies
Of New York stOop gracefully, and
leave the stiffness aud straight lines
to chamber maids and country folks.
+" suppose that it was also from
the Now York fpps and bellies that
you learned the arr VI talking as
though your mouth was full cf hot
mush z"
+" Dont yoU talk about nothing
You who never leave Louisvil e think
its pro ,iucialisms comprise the prop
er language, but it is the lingo OF
} our II gro nurse / cannot stand il.
1t is my desire that our acquaintance
even should terminate with this inter-
view" rr ~
And she sailed out ,f the room.
| don't suppose it is of any use to
speculate upon the humiiating spec.
tacles TO which lovely woman may
yet be reduced by Fashion. am
convinced that their fate depends en-.
tirely upon the whims aud oapriees of
The fashion monger of Paris. The
ladies have never given us any evil
dence of their desire to avoid the rid q.
iculous and absurd dictates of fash
ion, On the contrary, the more alb
surd aud ridiculous Fashion is; the
more eagerly and implicitly her devo
tees follow her. No considerations
Of heat, or Of cold, of propriety, of
comfort, of affection, or Of ything
else, can divert them from the pre-
wi ing style. If the Grecial bend
follows the natural of fashion, il will
get worse and worse, and it will not
be long un:il We SEQ our sweethearts
with their heads hanging down like
bowling dcrvishes. .s..sr
have taken the porcelain picture
of Mary Jane out of its velvet case,
and that pretty casket is now vacant.
Her image, which was supposed to
be engraved upon this beating heart.
has faded out, or is grown over with
fat. | have determined never to
marry woman with her back up.
Others may do as they please, but if
ever | do take wife, / shall take
her as | do my Bourbon-straight.
Cozzens tells an old story, which,
he says, few persons have not heard
When Governor of New York, Sew
ard, in those pre- railroad days, had
occasion to visit certain part Of the
State, and accordingly mounted upon
the box Of the mail coach, that he
might enjoy his cigar and the seen
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