The Portland daily press., 1868-10-13
MISCELLANEOUS
HUMBC

If n HUMBCG,
~ What wonder ~ --,- ~
That the doors
Are open wide
a.st Ever since tue F'.s a ...t-
First of August
Thousands have
ram Paint applied. -. -..
49, ~ Those who lie, % r.Je
or c Il 1t humbug,
Are the doctors
Not acquaint
For they always
Hive been jealous
-5+f A g Mhfn ,heir .tients r...-..-
.l Pile up facts
As Ugh as mountains,
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is lways humbug,
- Men OF SC ence
~" Full of lies -.ra.. .a .Fa.t.
Pain Paint has been tested, lree o cost, over ten
months cry day teNce pit Sunays) at ITO Char ham
square, NeT York. for the removal and cure OF all
manner OF pain and disease. he office IS constant
~ crowded " lth patients, ain or SHINE Every per-
son VINO buys Pam faint, or tries it free OF cost,
Knows that all who call it humbag tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips SOFAS
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments r.... Il. 4
In CITY, County, Town.
WeMant to know the laws of health.
We want TO shun disease, e..
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
or undertakers' tees. .s., ''=....E
We know all Pills have had their day,
That phs sic Is deceit
The L meet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaives, -E
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives. t.a
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not trembIe, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys, men and
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pam as If by magic of any name nature,
whether chronic or ACUTE from a simple mosquito
bite to the most trghtful cancer. Broken down,
tails 10 WOLCoTTS ONCE. No. i7o Chatham sduare.
Y, an all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense, without money price, for the ten
| ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house, OF for the owners OF brown and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue All, all are treated alike,
and each wait their arn foE az application o. that
pain. and misery, vanshes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scenter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush,
and crumbles like spiders web, where before 1t
held its victim with an iron grasp Tor scores CT years.
Hundreds nfphysiei ms have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment and those who expected TO
| scof aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day ami night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat er. The peo-
PIE shall have IT and every body else for 25 cents
80 cents. 81, 50, So and IS per BOTTLE and select
what size thcy please. These who able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes tor they contain SIX
|
pam headong instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
| DIR. VOL OFT is man of business. He has
been in the same Office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base bali matches hardly time
| to snatch a lunch-Peope of common sense know
| that he means just what he says He has too much
honor to make single false statement.
1t needless fof us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized or
catarrh and colds i'll the heal, which is to-day the
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up the ANNIuILATOR in pints, instead of ha!f
ptnfs, and makes it one-quarer stronger and more
etceni. He has cured, by the use Of this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, but hundreds OF weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
| was impossible to read newspaper without laying
it OH desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles, aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to of the smaller size. Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
into the stomach can II, the disease Is in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to cure an ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down 10 the
| stomach and uuiermnss the whole constitution.
Catarlh snuff viii always produce catarrh and ag-
grayate the disease. sneeze is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
| the dfhcnity in tha throat and stomach, hom this
load Of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead of adIing
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| fohife wrappers
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you 60, OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
| No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
| Buy b tiles that white wrappers fit,
| But tools are often caught and sold
| With printed wrappers, brown and old.
| Sent 18-4W