The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1868-03-14
How that Calf got Through the Augera

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alJ MI 7ii.raosned spisHiionas s2nii ;gfissaih div
The proprietor of tseyaP3 WI faaaesnt to tsost
certain town Ia Virginia, concluded to build nst
stand, or store, on one of the main streets. for
tho purpose oftehdibg His feather, buying raws
hides and Hthes-Eke IS After completing his
building, hs hegan'to 'c6hsitsSrs what Kind of Ct
sign it would be best to put up FOR the fpur ga
pose Of attracting attention TO his new. .estahF
lshnent; a and ,, fSr days and weeks he sesesss
y puzzled On a The ii. subject; ii Several dsvicesa
were adopted, and, on. further consideratien,s
rejected. At last happy idea struck him.
Hofborcd nnaugersholest through the sdoor post
and stuck fcalfs tail into sit with the sbushyza
end Haunting out 7ea..ai ad a,sfn5sfasFa ssa
f After while, he noticed a grave lookingiss
parsonage standing near tho door, With spectas asca
clcs on, gazing intently on the sign. s'Andthefe'
he continued to. stand gazing land gazing=until ~
the, curiosity Of the tanner greatly exeE.Asss
in turn, He stepped out lands addsessed thezaa
individual: sssa 1as
i"Good morning" said he,, .,., -
''Morninge; y said the other without moving.
his eyes from the sign sign. 49, ss''
vsSs & Jry leather a; said % sAy ifss sa ssa
keeper ''''' 80 '-+4 'a'>'N'' -
nNo'"
taDoyo wish to sellhidesaseo % Il asssI
gNosn teEl as,iaffs 80 Il Asixsa4st5s f5,}aazi sax
aAfe; 7oa a. saa,ncr? ?a,it 10 ybcSs ayeu 0sss aAa
sNon sye., sya ssaq yds 5ia,iv se2ssa bssiaT
care you a merchant Pr sYA saoigssq aas sSisab
aNo" .,,.,,, .4.-ss .-.s.g
l re Sou9s "a 2 lawyer y XII 81 bsis eaw eass1Ga
aAre ,you,a aoe,org.clos xreeyacs haassasrssf
u .i49 "a >.lAe n
aWhat the ID are you then pa ,Goa, eS&
here for an hoar, trying to sec,ifT could ascsE-s
tain how tba calf got through at apgeF ~
and can't make it out to save NY life!1 =
IN NEAREST TIE FmE-During the sitting Foffba 4
a court in Connecticut not long aga on aseefyy' ed
cold evening, crowd Of lawyers had ,gathcredsr
round the open fire that burnsl cheerfally o,aau.s
the hearth IL the bprr9qom which g ros,
entorcd, bcnumhed and:cold but noonc moved odY'
to give him room. to warm his, shins, shas b.,
leaned against the back part Of the ROOM sassa %
! Presently sharp limb of the law addressed
him, md. ths following dialoguotoc pissss esE
""You look like aitravelefs' & aSe fa6ts aeA"
as"WalBt IssupposeI am; fcoineallat tho v.assaf'o
from, Wisconsin hat asdissatCe to c5ine Oh Cd
! a pair of legsH @a 'o'isTtA'2 s9aesq S3 eeass
/ WAL done it anyhowSaod tssied 20 ''ssaa s'os
did yopl teycr pass through helnaanyeeegf
yaur travels { Al ciW ,sDssgg2 sOsaua2 ,sta tss
"Yes, sir I've been thFagh the entsk irssksisiIc
aia'I thought likely. Well what ere she maes So.
ners aud customss2ss Somslofas ,5weuas lheto iaid
4 knowysa 80 teos4 ,lto ,sd ceana9L .y& 4aS5 b.
J., HOh, you'll find th-m much the same asssinf9 q
this place. The lawyers sit nearest the fire.
"' sl iiss.S - ~ ~ <ti tiSs'ssNA
ai The report of faySomapigiyingsBiths figaaq1
children ab sonoe in ST. Aouis,at frssehought4,
to be hoax turns out to be an actual fact,
Hundreds Of ladies have visited tho mothcS>