The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-03-26

The New Hampshire Election
The Preparations for q Pro.
cessiOn which did not take
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| WASHINGTON, March Is, 1868.
Probably the happiest party wich
ever assembled in this vale Nv teers
wuz in the White House on the mite
NV the elecashun in Moo Hampsheer
1t wuz gay and festive sceen. Hill
arity rained. The President, with s
unwonted smile onto his face, his
nose shinin with perpetual brilli
ancy, his eyes. sparklin with a lite
that Good only come from sole
surcharged with joy and skin tole
rably full NV whisky, walked uE
and down the room, rubbin his
hands with glee that Good not be
repressed.
us all prepared p asked Randall
NV humble lookin cuss that does
a share NV his -managin, Che wnz
originally paid by Mrs. Coob, but
sence her ontimely failyoor in biz
mis- he is allowed the earnins Nv one
day in each month Nv a whiskey in
spector in Moo York, ssis every
thing arranged -
'It is, yoor Fggslency." (To
these fellers all the high officers are
"Eggslencies."
as the powder prokured for one
hundred guns ?'' - &ss'z
"It is, yoor Eggslency," 1
"Is the rockets drawed from the
Navy Department to be fred from
the different parts Nv the city to
show spontaneous entho oosiasm p
''They is yoor Eggslency?'
"Hev the Department clerks bin
notified that it would be well for en-
to gladly fall into percession when
His eggslency the Presidents to be
serenaded eff they desire to KEEP theil
places p rze az
"They hev."
"Hev the transparencies bin
painted with the proper inscription
Did you see one inscribed Sinclair s
majority 5000! Moo Hampsheer's S
protest agin impeachment3' p
"They hey, and did. p t7
"Then," said Randall stall is in
readiness. The brass bands I kno "
are in watin, Stanberry writ the
Presidents speech this mornin, and
he hez it tolerably well by heart,
and the jolification must go OF
smooth and pleasant ...
At this moment the President ap-
preached --= ~a =-se.-si-
"Har' said he, Gin one more
short hour Washinton will be alive
with joy. and the country will breath
free. Moo Hampsheer hez spoken.
In an hour we shell hev the glad in
teligence that she hez been troo to
the constooshen ez I ezpound it
that she has rebooked Sumner and
Stevens, and Wade and sich, and sed
in thunder tones to the impious
| wretches, who wood, in me, pull
/ down the pliers NV the Government
"stay yer franticidle hands, The
thot overpowers me. Let's take
suthin."
A half hour was spent in inocent
hilarity. The President showed the
thoroughnis Nv his reconversion to
Dimocrisy by talin hizzen. strate
with nothin in it, while Seward be
trayed his orijin, and his conseken1
onreliability, by drinkin some
kind Nv a little wine with no more
body into it than wood be in water.
ed cider.
'.Confushun to Wade p exclai-
med the President holdin up his
glass and watchin the beads rise to
the surface with a pleased eye. @
moo Hampsheer!' + sed Seward
.'may Connecticut carry toward
the work she hez so gloriously be
gum"
"Our offises,a sed Randall, "lone
may we hold en-" a's
''Kentucky,'' sed I, "alluz troo
tho all other states may desert Dim
ocrasy, Kentucky will be faithful
mong the faithlis found, Her distil
leries attest her steadtastness to hel
party obligashens."
And in such toasts the 80 minits
wore away. e.a g5
A private sekretary entered
| "a dispatch form Moo Hamp.
isheerr - ....r,rs .-... &. ,-,- at,t Il. =
'.Ha!' - .sed Randall, seezin it
"now tremble Ablishnism; quake
1 Stevens, for your time hez come
Exalt your horn, Dimocrisy, for the
reacshun is here.!' e:..r 4s..a.. ,s
The gentle and trustin Sekretary
opened it, read q moment, turned
pale and fell a faintin on the floor,
Seward glanced at it and gaspir
"This is the end of life," (wlch he
intended for his last words,) fel
like wise PROSTATE. The Presiden1
snatched it from Stewards hands anc
tainted across the rest of EN-, anC
Welles seein the President faint, die
i it becoz the President did, withou
readin it. Welles takes physic every
time the President does -
| snatched it and read it myself: e,
follows:
''To THE PsEsIDENT Its all up
I'm dead duck. Hartman is elec
ted by about 1000. The reaction
got stuck in notch NV the White
Mountains. Pray for us.
ssSINCLAR."
| Utterin stinin cuss at Dean ant