Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1868-03-06
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE
CAN BE OBTAINED.

QUACKERY.
THE ONLY. PLACE WHERE A CURE
CAN BE OBTAINED.
DIR. JOHNSON has discovered the most
Certain, Speedy, and only EfiecLual Remedy, in
the World for Weakness of the Back or Limbs
Structures, Affection Of the Kidneys or biadder
Debility, Nervousness, Dyspepsls' LanguoFs
Low Spirits, Confusion Of Ideas, Palpltatlon OF
the Heart, Tirnidty, Trembling, DlmneIs OF
Sight, GiddinesS, Disease of the Head,
Lungs, Stomach, or Bowcls-tEoSe IerTiolee
Disorders arising from Solitary Habits OF
Youth-sccret and solitary practices more tntaI
TO their victims than the song Of Syrens to the
Mariners of Ulysses, blighting their most bril-
liant hopes or anticipations, rendering mar
riage, Sc, impossible.
YOUNG MEN,
Especially, who have become the victims of
solitary vice, that dreadful and dcstructiye
grave thousands Of Young Men of the most
Excellent talents and brilliant intellect, who
might otherwise have cntranccd listening oena,
tors with the thundcrs Of eloqucnce, or waEed
to cstacy the living Tyre, may call with lUlI
MARRIAGE.
Married Persons, or Young Men comtempla-
ting marriage, being aware OF Physical weak
ness, Organic Debility, Dcf0rmitics speedily
cured.
lie who places himself under tho care OF DR..
J. may religiousy conido in his honor as a
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his ski!
as q physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS
Immediately cured and full vigor restored.
This distressing affection, which renders lie
miserable and marriage impossible, is the
penalty paid BY the victims OF lmpropriety.--
Young persons arc too apt TO commit cN,
cesses from not being aware OF tho drcadlui
consequences that may cnsuG Now, VINO thaI
understands the subject will pretend to deny
those falling into improper habits than by the
prudent? Besides being deprived Of the pleas,
urc of healthy offspring, the most serious ana
destructive symptoms Of both body and mnd
arise The System becomes: deranged, INC
Physical ana Mental Functions Weakcncd,
Loss Of Procrcativc Power, Nervous lrrtabl!!-
", Dyspcrsia, Papitation Of the Heart lnndl-
res.ior1, Constitutional Debility, and Wasting
0Ithe Frame, Consumption. Decay and Death.
DIR. JOHNSON,
Member Of the Royal College Of Surgeons,
London Graduate Of one Of the most eminent
Colleges in tho United States, and the greater
part OF whose life hiss been spent IN the hoSplt-
ais Of London, Paris, rhi!;sdeIphla, and else
WhcrG has effected some Of the most @Stonish-
inc cures that were ever known, many troubled
with rin~inr in the head lnd ears when asleep,
great nervousness, being alarmed at sudden
sounds, bashulmcss, with frequent biushlnS, At
tended sometimes with arrangement OF 1Plnd,
were cured immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses all those who have Injured
themselves by improper indu lgencc and sol!-
tary habits, which ruin both body and mlnd,
uniting them for either business, study, soc!e-
tv
These are some Of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by early habits Of youth! VIZ;
Weakness OF the Back and Limbs, Pains IN the
Head. Dimnc:s Of Sight, Loss Of Muscular Pow
cr, Palpitation of the Heart, Dyspepsia, Ner-
vous Irritubity, Dcranscmcnt of the Digestive
Functions Genera! Debility, Symptoms OF
Consumption, SC.
MENThILY.-Thc fearful eiiccts on tho mind
ARE much to be dreaded Loss of Memory.
Confusion Of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, EVIL
Forcbodings Avcrson to Society, Self DStr''St,.
Love Of Solitude, Timidty, &c, are some OF
the evils produced.
Thousands OF persons OF AL ages can no" nov
iI &c what is thc cause ofthcir declining health,
losing their vigor, becoming weak pale, nor
vous and c!nnc.u.od having singular appear
anco shout the eyes, Cough, and Symptoms OF
0'''S'''' ''''''' YOUNG MEN.
Who have Injured themselves by n Ger
tain practice, indu!Gcd in. habi! ire-
oucnt}y learned from evil companions, or Nt
school, the effects OF which arc nightly felt,
even when asleep, and, if not cured, renders
marriage impossible, and destroys both mind
and body. should apply Immediately.
What pity that % young man, tho hope or
his country she prdo Of his parents, should pc
snatchcd fro!n All prospects and eniOymcnts ol
life b? the consequence Of dcviNting from tho
psth Of nature, and induIging in n certain So
crct habit. Such persons must, before contom~
plating ,,,,,,,c:
reflect that sound mind and body are the most
necessary requisites to promote connub!%l nap
pinc:s. Indeed, without these the Journey
through life becomes weary pilgrimage; th23
prosp CT hourly darkens 10 the Vlc", the m!md
becomes shsdowcd with despair and licd with
the melancholy reflection that the happiness .!
another becomes blightcd with your own.
DISEASES OF IMPEUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent VotNry
of pleasure finds thai he has imblbcd the seeds
Of this painful disease it too often happens that
IN ill-tmcd sense of shame or dread OF d!sc0V-
cry dctcrs him from applying to those, VINO
from education and rcspCctAbilty, can alone
bcfricnd him, delaying till the constitutional
SYMPTOMS Of this hUrriG disease make their ap-
Dcarancn such as ulccrHtcd sore throat, diseased
nose, nocturnal pains in the head ana llnDs'
dimnc:s Of sight deafness, nodes on the SHIN
bones and arms: blolcheS on tltc ieSu, tacG ! ai.u
extremities progressing with frlghttul rapidlty
till at last the palate Of the mouth or the bones
Of the nose fail n and the victim Of this awful
| disease becomes q horrid object of commlsscra-
fion, ill death puts period TO his dreadful sul-
! fcrings, By sending him to that undiscovered
| Country from whence no traveller returns
Itisy MELANCHOnY FACT that thou
sands fall victims TO this terrible disease, OWING
! 10 the unsIfulnnss Of ignorant prctcndcrs. Wl9,
| bv tho use Of that DEADLY POISON, Mf H.
Curry, ruin the constitution and maxi the
| residue Of life miserable.
DIR JOHNSON,
| OFFICE, No. !, SOUTH FEEDGRIcE STREET,
BALTIMORE, MD,
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low doors from the corner. Fail not to observe
90. re- No letters received unless post paid, and
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| Parsons Wrj;jne should state age, and send por-
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