The Lincoln County herald., 1868-12-17

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boy v6s ScnpIained that 6is leg had
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DEC ,fsa. iroasd bsAiaa oss, Of the we.
nss. ssa the other deg pitched ~ his
antagonist, taking The shortest course,
under he drsss Of the vonss. The 70.
result wss, the last mentioned dog forced
his head through the hoops worn BY the
wouss, and in this position seised the
otkSs dog. A. he dog that vss fastened
10. ~ Sosps plunged forward, swsy went
the vsnsa with him, and ~ be attempted
to psll Ne other dog either wy the NO.
man had to come slsng. The woman
scrsausd tsrri6sslly, asd her companion
did Nksviss. A crowd assembled, and
the wonas whose skirts were entanglsd
BY Ehs dog cried lustily that she was be-
iug eaten up. Lieutenant Goldey chased
abost The woman until be obtained hold
ossAs dog By the hind legs, and be pulled
with I'll bic strength, but the frame. Of the
bsspa he'd ssrlsd, tightly around the dogs
nSul<t Lissisiass 'Golley now reached
bis haad toward shs dogs head, and the
animal became infuriated, tho co,se-
quspes; being that dog, man and woman
rolled se..shs pavement 10 heterossns'
ous mass. the other dog jumping around
oil the time 10 seize bis enemy. Tho
Lisutsnant finally gave q terrific jerk a'
the hoops, which parted st the waist, and
the dog started Of, dragging the woman
sshost dhsssss, when she became dissa'
eagsd 'ftsa iAsn; ssd The dog wspt n
with the skift,i his head sull iu ehsnoery
Tho woman dsmsnded nav skirt from
the Lieutenant, in which she was backed
up BY her new friend, whereupon the
Lisutsnsnt, having become exhausted al
the dog fight, beat retreat, he not de-
siring to have woman 6ght.
Cor HIx.-A good story is told Of I
rsvstSsd esntlsndn to whom q farmer
so,fkiAhte that ministers earned money
much saiisr than be did.
"Now," ssid tho fsrmer, "when yor
arc called upou to marry . couple, yor
never expect . less sum than three, ant
yeu sometimes get ten dollars-this fol
only few minutes service"
"Pooh |" replied the roctor, II woult
agree 70 give you half my next marriage
fss for . bsshsl Of potatoes"
"vsry well," said the farmer, "I'l
take your oSor and send you the pota'
toes"
A,fsw days ahsrvard che clergyman
was called ONTO splice loving couple a
DA. . phss sbeut four niles from wher
he lived. .snEy .&zBisg re
When the ceremony pas over, th
bride. groom ssid to the'worthy minister
swell. ,pes,ep, + s,pols / ppss fork owe
something fSt your trouble. What 90
you to takiog one Of ny terrier pvvs
The best breed tsil you 10 The country
Shocking nice 70 have 10 the barn. Wor.
fun avs dollsrs, and Isupposs . 6gut
tRe would do for the splice, sh'"
The Doctor took the pup With 70
The joke was too good hs bastensd te
the farmer, ssying: +
"Nov, friend, isss 10 ny fee; ho,
shsli 10 divide III" a....
The farmer rslishsd the joke 20 vel
that hs Increased ths. potatoes 70 half 4
dssea bushsls.
A young minister went into the couu
TRIP 70 prsasb, and observed during hi
6issonrsa n, DooP voman Who sAeme