Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1868-04-24


peaiing hE opinion, lie commenced his
letter with that sssefiion, and he enocd
whit. Iie eiyises me 10 read the Broad
Ak saying pIead,euture may 6Dd some
thing therein TO my advantage. Now In
all candor, Nemesis" tell you that
have stopped low enough 10 answering
your dcRroding letter. without accepting
your vile sheer rs my organ. Besides, ~
ann not in the business. the imsgipary
prlce-cufrcnt Of musiachcs, M reported by
the shrewd Editor Of the Broad AK" IL
not very edifying to me. Neither do /
feel stimulated 10 great cxerfion in the
cause Of Increasing the SPECULATION of the
tbeet, by competition for the very val
liable prize or prsmium'of foul chunk Of
rusty bacon, held iofib by the grensy pro.
piietor 10 a stimulus 10 those whore ox-
'seneies are stronger than their con.
sciences. 80. -,..I
Work hard, "NemesisI'' influence ~
many ~ you can TO read your paper, and
may be you will be The lucky man. OF
course l don't eensure you Tor asking ME
TO take a copy, because you want the aeaf.
When you get II. hope you will give
portion OF u, ut least. to your friend
PERRY" et.p
in order that be may be more fortifed
against the atiscks Of The ':rnsrling troop
that have 20 often opened upon him,
fo ,srs q GQf r hda lBlaIa tss,sS
'he go 70 Argus whose business savers
OF ipesoe, or, as ike cures like. DO use his
own wofds,) would he hobble off to a
Homeopathy | would Just state, that
since lave been the recipient Of no many
advantages derived from ny fine assortment
OF eyes, | have found no further use for
glasses, and my last pair, like "Pegy's,"
were consigned loug since 10 the rubbish
pile. And again assert that those Dung
gentlemen. those best actors, did manifest
certain ,erIelral couiorIions aud lscial
spasms indicative OF feas in the cosial
region. which the presence ofsladias ex
cluded the possibility Of expulsion. They
would stretch and well, aud at last jerk
out their words like heaying huge an
chor from foul ground.
! will tell you where the "pusiiioninnfy
came IN in regard TO "Jane Eas,erly"
Sh.! poor ihinel committed no aa; but
she made nn epiegious fool of herself by
trying TO make sFa.e anecdoie take The
place where originality shcWd have been.
Aud you cry SHANE! shamd because in.
troduced nm old saying for the purpose of
illustration. There was no plagiarism on
my puri; Acknowledged the quotation by
the necessary marks.
presume that "Perry's' spleen never
gets ont Of order; be seems 80 confident
that his prescription will brig mine to
Ioinal condition. Now Sir K,,ulsp iasl
this way Of Offering your advice, untsked,
Is very poor one, aud people will be very
dfIideni about sckp,wi.dgirg your boast
I'd Kill. probably that is The reason
That you Lu,e never been accepted more
uniyersally) II you do indeed possess
uncommon medical skill or such great
curative powers, do, for the sake of the
reading public, apply some of it 10 your
letters and Try to make them approximate
a little nearer The STANDARD If sound sense
For u man who has not ~ sJshr's tn
abridged at hand, your iecund,ty j. ia
cecu surprising. IiODably, th tue Gays
of your youth. you performed dcgIutiiion
Of that necessary compilation, aud from
which, although not yet digesied, you oc.
casionally belch detached leaves.
| am very happy toa,ail myself Of your
invitation TO come 10 the next wonderful
entert4inment' which you say will be given
at an eally day. Aud sincerely hope that
your "Jta octors will carefully scrutinlze
their waistcoars before noanting the stsge,
in order that they may not be aggravated
TO uncommon aud ulcouih action by the
peisevering titlIations OF those impious
little wretches, whose unhalowed pres
euee caused them to forget that propriety
Of gesture so necessary In their iormvr
pentomimical display.
Sincerely hoping that ''Perry's' bust
ness niraneemcnts may be speedily ter
minsied 49, ntiIe Satisfaction, and lie
enabled to |1fo TO his correspondence
with fresherS( and stropger) momentum
than heretofore, welding Ills pen with re-
neWcd vigor in the cause oi the Cionian's
histrionical performances, | cluse for the
present. Yours respectfully,
ARGUS.
denomination Of MIR. Julian.