The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-06

IF A HUMRCG.

IF A HUMBCG.
What wonder
That the doors
are open wide
-l-4 Ever since tie .L.a
first of August
thousands have
ram Paint applied.
Or |, 1t humbug,
Are The doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
II We been Jealous
"a Z z Mhrn their ps tlents ... ss.e
Use Pain Pant.
Pile up facts
As h gh as mountains,
Flash the truth
: ea- Z B Bnt tbs sn hell eyes, ~ y sara
Is lways humbug,
-.. 5l ... Men OF &c ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o cost over ten
months cry day Except Sundays) al ITO Chat ham
ma ner Of pain an disease he offics is cnnstsnr-
ly crowded ith patients, ain or shine Every per-
son WHO ouys ram rant, OF tiles it tree q cost,
hnows that all who call it humbug tell a talsehood
We,want no poison in our lips, ,., t.e
No pills to Sa'lOw down;
We want no burning linlments
In CITY County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health
We want to shun diseae,
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
Ut Undertakers fees.
We know al! Pills hay, had their day,
That thy sic is deceit;
Ihe l. pcet and tie bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our sowachs were not made
To drench with Purga ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives 5-
A IRE WILING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble. but handles a brush with
dexterty, and LAYS on the PAINT that neve lea yes
color or STAN. lie palms girl+, boys, men and wo
men, by hundreds, eNecy day and evening. lie
removes pain as ty magic, of any name or nature
whether chrouic or acute from a simple mosouj to
bite to the mos frlghttul cancer. Broken down,
trembling pa tents are sent by the officers OF hospi-
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 10 Chatham Souare
y. Y, an all pain is removed for every application
free of expense without money or price, Tor the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of t e meanest tenement
house, or tor the owners OF brown and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue All, all treated alike,
and each walt their turn for application OF that
wondelt full remedy, PAIN PAINT, and all distress
pain and misery, vanishes instantly, as if command
ed Dy,a supernatural agent The scerter of the king
dom Of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before IT
held its victimW tn iron grasp scores Of years.
Hundreds of physici ms have witnessed the opera
tons with astonshment, and those who expected to
SCOT and laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven TO its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat or. The peo-
90 cents, 81 s3 S., and IS per bottle and n select
what size thy please. These who are able certainly
VIII purchase the largest sizes, FOR they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
pam headOng, instead of small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
Dr.sWOL OFT is man of business He has
been In the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches hardly time
to snatch lunch.-Pe0ple of common sense know
that he means just what he says. ii has too much
homer to make single false statement.
It's needless tor us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme
dy, the ANN lHILAT GR, universally patronzed or
ea!arrh and colds in the heal which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathsome
yet universal Complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNIrILATOR in pints, instead of haLf'
psnts, and mases it One-quarier stronger and mole
efhcieni. He has cured, by tn THIS valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
of catarrh, tut hundreds OF weak nerves. Many
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
it OH desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find imme 1iate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles, aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to OF the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectiy to lung Complaints dyspepsia weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in neral do not understood Catarrh and
ew are oold enough 10 deny It, No ever Eaten zen
head. You might as well put a plaster on the foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an uc. ra-
ton i'll the head and running sore the matter tai
In the throat and clogs it, at night down the
stomach and UNI ermin the whole constitution.
oatsri a snnh wi always produce catirrh and ag-
graVate the disease. A sneeZe is natures most en-
phaic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
INJURIOUS. - r....-,.-
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difhc lty in ths throat and soma0h, ON this
load of phlegm Constantly pouring from the head, is
removed; 1t must be cleaned out instead of adIing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
Uhi'e wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it ur, and never forget
tnere Is ONE PLACE you 60, be carried, and
have all physica pain removed free of exp, nse at
No. 10 Chatham-square New York, and ~ HaIno-
yer street. Bosi on, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
s-'f Buy tiles that viii wrappers fit,
But tools are often caught ant sold
With prin ed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 18-4w