Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1868-06-03

At the White House there wuz the most
terrific exilerashun. The President sat
smilin serenely. Secretary Welles (bless-
ins on his frosty brow was ez lovely ez the
Dunderberg, and Patterson was normal.
The room wuz crowded with persons eager
to congratoolate the President on his sue
cess, and every mint congratoolatory des-
patches wuz being received from all parts
Nv the country, Nv wich the tollerin is sam
pies:
Moo YORK, 19-We hev renewed hope.
The country is safe We are redeckoratin
our club room Portrates Nv Fessenden.
Chase and Trumbull, now adorn our walls
between those of Fernandy Wood, Boo
kanan and Peerse. The city is jubilant
Hale to the noble eight
CONCORD, n. H., 19-The Dimocrisy
NV Moo Hampsheer send greetin to Moo
Hampsheer's noblest son, Salmon P. Chase.
We forgive and welcome him.
f. PIERCE
Moo ORLEAs, 19-The city ablaze with
enthoosiasm. Ny old poleece is now pa
radin the streets, a cheerin for Chase, Fes
senden and Trumbull Ez | write they
are givin nine cheers and q tiger ez they
pass the spot at wich Dostie wuz shot.
Judge Abel desires me to add his con-
gratoolashuns. MONROE, ex Mayor.
PEORIA, ILL.,, 19-The circles which hez
a interest in the handlin Nv ardent sperits
at this place. congratoolates the President
on this triumph over his land our) enemies.
Their confidence in the integrity of the
Sent wuz not misplaced. They consider
the money they contributed to bring about
this result well spent, and will promptly
honor anv draft made upon EN- for means
to carry His Eggslency safe thro the re-
mainin ten articles.
By order NV the Circle.
These cum from my old Kentucky home ::
r Halleooiv, I'll hev my niggers again .
Thank Hevin My son Josier is even
now fndin out ther whcra bouts The Lord
be praised, Hev already subjoogated three
NV EN-. Selah. Bells is ringin and bone
fires is blazin PoGRAM.
The Corners congratoolates yoo and the
Psesident. [ commence work tomorrow
on the enlargement of my distillery, wich
wuz suspended when the impeachment on
pleasantness wuz begun. All hale!
MCPELTER.
Hale, all hale, Amid the general re-
ioicin can't you borrer enuff to pay the bill
VOC owe me? The Corners is blazin.
Two niggers hev bin hung on the public
square, and Pollock's store is in a state of
siere. The BOYS are bound TO clean him
out this time sure BAscoM.
Couriers lust in from towards Cares
town. Within ten minutes after the news
reached EN- the niger settlement wuz in a
blaze and the two burow teachers there
Kentucky. PUSr-
Why" said 1 to Randall, who sat
moody and alone, " Don't you and the
President share in the general eggsilera-
ton q? He dosen't seem to be the least
ecccited"
d WIZ 4heed va " -otorsod ho. - Doth
the shepherd 20 into spasms over the sheep
he hez safe in his fold The fact is, our
: eggcitin time wuz sevral weeks ago, while
we WIZ a buvin EN-, and arraingin for this.
The Black Crook Is rather startlin to the
beholder from the front. but TO the mana
gers who contracted for the legs at so much
pair and arranged the tablo it amt so
startlin"
Thinkst thou the new programme will
result ez the President hopes"
"No. the new party can't succeed, no
more than our last vencher did. It amt
, made up Nv the rite material. There's
more intelleck than sole in it-more bowels
than heart There's Chase, Fessenden.
Trumbull and Grimes. Chase hez ambi-
: ton. Grimes hate, and Trumbull and Fes-
sender dyspepsia, making the Emergencies
: in the new organization half ambition and
hate. and half dyspepsia. Never trust a
1 l. e ID Sol-n
no stock in him whose bowels is unsound
:, Inteleck is nothing, heart is nothing, on
: less there's a stumick under 'em on wich
to build. Chase hez no Conscience, Trum-
y bull and Fessenden no gastric jooce. Sict
men alluz conspire and alluz fail. Still
! I'm glad the thing occurred"
SsEf it amounts to nothing, why glad? ?
"Becoz it lets johnson and me out
: When Arnold went back on his country
- men his countrvmen forgot J Joodis Iskariot
= when Aaron Burr ariz thew to wunst for
, cot Arnold. Pierce drove Burr out of tn
y public mind Bookanan made EN- forge
- Pierce: johnson made EN- forget Boo
- kanan: and now Chase and Trumbul
made EN- forget johnson and me. That
\ what [ wuz drivin at. Under the storm
=, shall leave for my quiet Wisconsin nom
! and live in peace, for beside these latte
: cusses [ she'll loom up into comparativ
> responsibility. Good mite. All is well.
At late hour | retired to my virchu
!, couch, and fallin into the deep sleep vic
:. only visits the pillers NV them whose con
shences aint bothered much, uvwhom am
! wich ez my Conscience sheds convickshe1
~ Nv wrath to come ez a duck does sprln:
- rain. | dreemed most curis dreem.
u Methawt the Presidenshel course wa
. RELY race course, and the candidates he
to run that course, the winner NV the rae
~ to be glorifed At one end Nv the trac
:. wuz weighing stand, and at the other tn
- - winners post, wich wuz the White House
- The runners wuz to carry the candidate
- for Vice President and sich other weight
~ ez their hackers shood put onto EN-.
~, ~ The Republicans he'd Grant on tn
= ground promptly and ready for the rac'
- - He comes up splendid. He wuzn't s
=. mighty immense, but he wuz clean limbet
decently developed all over, and Shove
,e first rate in the back and loins. His trair
- ers pulled off his shoulders a few littl
~ dead weights wich some Nv his inioodshu
% hackers had chuckt onto him, sposin h
u y Good carry everything. Colfax vaulte
u y onto his shoulders and he wuz ready.
Our people had no difficulty in select
man to run agin. Pendleton wuz tro
- ted out, but Belmont pronounced him unfit
~ Mcclellan next, but Voorhees, objected
;. Finally Chase wuz selected to run the az
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