The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1868-07-28


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nindo n speech urtipg theif elvrHon
Ii Is suggested thatifthcy sh0niti hap
pen 20 % elected, he would make 4
good Minister to England To settle the
Alalamd claims, $50
Some papers are just discovering
TINT story they copied from o West
ern paper about a child being cpFfied
away BY an eagle on the Mlssiasippi
was gotten up asan Arrilsfool hoax. ID
was the steamboat Gray Eagle that
carried the child away.
In regard ID tho rumor that large
discretionary powers ato gwen 10 an
drew Johnson in the Alabama claim
business Western paper says; He
needs 10 hayo discretionary powers gis-
On him By somebody. de never had
any Of his own" ~
"A married lady who was in tho
habit Of spending tho most OF her time
in the society Of her neighbors, hap
poned one day 10 be takcn i'll, and sent
her husband Ii Rfeat haste for d phys
ician The husband ran a short dis-
tanee, and then returned, .exclAiming,
l"My dear, where shall / find YOU when
/ come back X ys ssaassa
"A raw Irishman, just over, went
into restaurant, aud was aaked what
he would haye mH
why, somethin' TO ate, ay eoorse.
was the reply
A plate of hash was set before hun.
'Fot's thatf demanded HE,
That's wittles, WIS The reply.
He eyed the compound snspiciously
for some time, and finally exclaimed
BE jabcrs, the man that ehawed
that can ate it
During Che last homeward trip of
vessel from Aspinwall, the steorago
passengers We're So nnnerous sns 10
make them uncomfortable, As for
sleeping accommodation Il Whs aptly
described w Californian who n1p
preached the eaptain and said II
should lake TO haEo sleeping birth. II
you please sil Why, where have
you beef sleeping On the last two
nights, sirce We loft ~ "Walf, I've
beeh sleeping atop nf asick man, but
he's cot better now. and dwon.t slaud il
DO longer ~ ~
a married lady gave socia entor
taiumeut to party Of female acqunint
ancrs and while regaling them with
accounts 81 reent journey, a tremen-
dous thmnping was heard proceeding
from tho garret WHAT'S tbat noieef
exclaimed one. "Oh nothing unusual
Don bo at al alarmed, my deat
ffionds; its only my husband. Yon
see ne persists in staying ont very late
every eaening, And ! tliopght 1 would
keep him n for once, sO ! got him o
examine an imaginary lehl in zouf roof,
and while up there fastened thc scuttlo
door, that's all
"A person Of an observing tntn Of
mind, II ho rode through eountry
town, has noticed how eurions young
sters along the route viii fill The win
dows with their anxious faces IN order
to get a glimpse Of all passcrs-hy A
Yankee peddler drove up ia front Of a
house aud seeing all hands and the
cook staring through the windows, got
off his cart, and the following dialogue
took place with the man af the house,
Jonathan HAS there been funeral
here, lately n Man of the honse--.No;
why n Jonathan--"I saw there was
one pane Of glass that didn't have
head in It. Man Of the house--"You
leave, quick, on there viii be q funeral
Who il there that win not sympa
thize with the young gentleman Of
three years, "a child Of freedom, whoeo
home is with the setting sun" in Cali
forniaY His mother writes that mis-
quitoes aud sand-bngs are many in
number aad coplous in size in her 10
cality. One day her little man whilo
rambling out of doors managed 70 got
one Of the before mentioned inside The
rear portion Of his little pants Run
ming into the house and holding tho
minute uHmsntionables ~ lar as posei
bic from the person. he cried out "Oh,
mamma, IL dot skeeter-bite n my
my back roomI"
Naturally the biftereat thing that
can be said against q greedy lawyer
will be SAID ~ a lawyer a., for exam
pie; a Sorgeni, Who Was very clever in
his profession aud aIso ID conversation,
met queens counsel, who was very
rich, ia the Temple. The sargaDt said,
"How is il that, With ihe large proper
~ which yon have made at the bar