The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1868-06-04

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The hapiest hours I hev enjoyed
fur years passed over last mite. The
failyOOr to impeaeh filed me with
| joy inexpressible.7 s- g--sL
Thank bevini HallelOOgyl Eff, I
wuz David l shood restring my harp;
eff I .wuz Miriam l shood order new
timbrel; eff I .wuz Hefodias 1 shood
dance afOre the Kingl For we have
prevailed Our shepherd boy hez met
this GOliah of Radicalism, and with
weapons which. he took from his
pouch, hez conkered him. This rap
sOdy hez reference to Impeachment
exclusively. III 81 J-@aa
When the vote wuz announced
there wuz the widest enthoOsiasm
manifested. The streets Wuz imme-
Ijitly filled with the faithful. Balti-
more and the cities further South he'd
vomitid all over Washington Mrs.
Cobb, no longer in teers, had returned,
the pardOn-brOkers, Whisky-spekila-
ters, and those who he'd he'd difficult
ties with courts on account NV irregu-
larities in the currency they manufac-
tured, wuz all here, and joyful. Con-
fedrit captains, kernels and bFigadiers
forgot respective ranks, and embraced
each other in the public streets, the
gray coats which he'd seen servis at
Anteetam and Harper's Ferry made
their appearance agin, the drinkin
s'lOOns filled up ez eff by magic, in
fact, the sceen reminded me very
much Nv the revival Nv the coz on
the 22d Nv FebroOary, 1866.
At the White House there Wuz the
most terrific exilerashun. The Presi-
dent sat smilin serenely. Sekretary
Wells (blessihs on his frosty pow
wuz ez lively ez the Dunderburg, and
Paterson wuz normal. The room wuz
crowded with persons ready to con-
gratulate the President on his cuceess,
and every mint congratulatOry dis
patches wuz being received from all
parts of the country, Nv which the
fOllerin is samples:
@ ne Moo York, 10Th.
We have renood hope. The coun-
try is safe. We are redecoratin our
club room. POrtrates. of Fessenden,
Chase and prumble now adorn our
walls between those of Fernandywood,
BoOkanan and Peerce. The city is
jUbilant. Hail to the noble eight
,s.. -. CONCORD, N. H. 19.-r.
|. The DimOcricy of Moo Hampsheer
send greetin to MOO Hampsheer's
nobIest son. Salmon P Chase. We
forgive and WelcOm him. raas v-za.
ar-s ot E-.. -e F. PEERCE.
Moo ORLEANS, 10. o
The city is ablaze with enthoOsiasm.
My old police is now paradin the
streets, a cheerin fur Chase, Fessenden
and Trumble. 1-Ez 1 rite they are giy-
en- nine cheers and a tiger ez they
pass the spot at which Dostie wuz
shot. Judge Abel desires me to add
his congratulashen.
i .'t MONROE, Ex-M Mayor.
r.-.. II r. PE0RY. ILL.,19.
The circle which hez a interest in
the handlin NV ardent sperits at this
place, congratulates the President on
his triumph over his (and our enc
mics. Their confidence in the integ-
rity nv the SENT wuz not misplaced.
They consider the mony they cOntri-
buted to bring about this result well
spent, and will promptly honor any
draft made upon EN- for means to
carry His Egslency safe throO the re-
mainin ten articles. By order of the
Circle. ., .-...-..
The President promptly anserd.
this telegram, Stain that no more
money wuz needed to be yOosed fur
impeachment purposes, ez the con-
tract with Senators kivered the entire
eleven articles.
There Wuz Others frum MOrrissey,
Vallandygum and others, all breethen
the same spirit Nv thankfulnis for the
result, and all acknolligin indebtid-
mis- to the noble Republicans wich
he'd brought it about. These come
frum my old Kentucky home:
HallelOOjy! I'll hev my niggers
back agin! Thank Hevin! My son
JOsier is even fndin out ther whera-
bouts. The Lord be praisedl have
already subjugated three Nv EN-.
Selah! Bells ringin and bOnfres is
blazin. POGRAM.
The Corners. .congratulates yOo and
the President. 1 commence work
tomorrer on the enlargement of my
distillery, wich wuz suspended whea
the impeachment Onpleasantnis Wuz
begun. All hale! McPELTzR.
Hale! all hale! Amid the general
rejoicin, can't yoo borror enough to
pay the bill yoo o5re me? Ehe corners
is bIazin. Two nigge.S hev been
hung on the publick square, and Pol
locks store is in state Nv seige. The
boys are bound to clean him out this
time sure. BAsCoM.
Courier just in frum toards Carrots
town. Within ten minnits after the
news reeched EN-, the Niger Settle
ment was in a blaze, and the two
Burow teechers there wuz reported
missin. Glory enuff fur Kentucky.
PUNT.
"Why," sed l to Randall, who set
moody and alone, "don't you and the
President share in the general exile
ration? He doesn't seem to be the
least eggscited."
oWhy shood WEI" retorted he.
"Doth the shepherd go into spasms
over the sheep he hez safe in the
fold? The fact is, our eggscitin time
wuz sevraI weeks ago, while we wuz
a buyin Nv en- and arrangin fur this.
The Black Crook is rather startlin to
the beholder from the front, but to
the managers who contracted fur the
legs at so much a pair, and arranged
the tablo, it amt so startlin."
"Thinkest thou the new programme
will result ez the President hOpes?"
'No, the new party can't succeed,
lno more than our last vencher did