The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-11-04
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMRUG.

IF A HUMBUG.
What wonder
That the doors
are open wide /;
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie
Or cell it humbug
are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men of SC ence
Full of lies
Pain FAINT has been tested, Tree OF cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
square, Ne" YORK. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease. The office is const9nt
ly crowded with patients, rain or shine Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries it free of cost
knows that all who call it humbug tell a alsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We to know the laws of health
We want to shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
UT Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day. T--
That physic is deceit
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
10 drench with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not trembIe but handles a brush with
dexterlty, and lays on the PAINT that never leaves
color or stain. He paints girls bows men and wo-
men, py l., e hundreds, every day and evening" He
removes pam as II by magic Of any name nature,
whether chronic or ACUTE from a simple mosquito
bite to the most frightiul cancer. Broken down,
trembling pa tents by the officers of hospi-
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No 17O Chatham s0uaie
Y, and all pain is removed for every application
free OF expense, without money price, for the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners of brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all are treated alike
and each wait their turn for an application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain, and misery, vanishes instantly as if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like spiders web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp for scores Of years.
. Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with establishment, and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray A factory in
Brooklyn and the Office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him TO double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for 20 CENTS
5o cents. 3d. S., and IS per BOTTLE and select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pain headong, instead of small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DR.. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit courses base ball hardly time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make a single false statement.
1t is needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
dy, the ANN IHILATGR, universally patronzed ol
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsomt
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now put
up the ANNIdILATOR in pints, instead OF hd.
pints and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless case
| OF catarrh, but hundreds OF weak nerves. Many
man whose hands trembled to such degree that
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it OH desk, and who could scarcely write thei
names once a week, find immediate benefit. Pin
bottles hold three of the so cent botes and he sell
fifty pint bottles toone of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
| that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di
reetly to lung complaints dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever takei
into the stomach it, for the disease is in TIN
| head. You might as well put plaster on the foo
| to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is ulcera
ton in the head and running sore the matter fall
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down TO tn
stomach anu unuermlneS the WnOle constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
gravate the disease. sneeZe is natures most EN-
phatic No. and dust OF any kind is most positivel,
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head ant
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach ficm thf
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, il
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead Of addins
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pur,
schife wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it up and never forget
there is ONE PLACE YOU can go, OF be carried, anC
have all physical pain removed free of expense, al
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers brown and DID,
Sept. 1S-4w