The Portland daily press., 1868-11-10
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBOG.


What wonder
That he doors
Are open wide
Ever uce tue
First OF august
Thousands have
Pain Paint appl ed.
Hose Nho lie,
tr / 1t humbue,
Are the doctors,
Not acQnaint
For they alwavs
Hove been jealous
When their patients
U.s. Pain Pa nj.
Pile up facts
As h gh mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is 'lwavs humbug
Men oil SC ence
Full of lies
ram Faint has been tested, Tree o. cost over ten
months E, cry day teNc pit uudaysl at ITO Chairman
manner Of pain an disease The ofilcs is cunst mt
~ eroW1ed "Ith patents, ,ain or shpe Every per-
son VINO puys Fam rant, OF tiles it free # cost,
hnCws that all who call it humbug tell fal.ebovd.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to : allow down;
We want no burnt Iiniments
In Cit, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
we want TO shun disea e,
we want few Doc Ors' Bills to pay,
VI Undertakers' tees.
We know AL Pills hay' Ind their day,
That hVs j. deceit;
The l. rect and the Dl,oiy Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purga ives,
Brute instinct shuns The hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremb C, but handles brush with
deAterty and Laws on the PAINT that neve lea res
men, by t e hundreds ele3y dav and evening. lie
removes pain as if ty mage of any name or nature
whether chronic or ACUTE from a simple mosqut to
pie 70 the mosr frghtiul cancer. Broken down,
trembling ia tents sent by the officers OF no pi
tails 10 WOLCOTTS Office, No. 10 Chatham snuaIe,
n. ~ an all pain is iemoved for every application,
Tree OF expense without money price, the teu-
ant OF tie sunkcn cellars of e meanest tenement
b use, or for the owners OF brown and marbe
palaces OF Filth Avenue All, all treated alike
and each wait their for al application OF tnaf
wonde ful remedy, PAIN PAlNI. and all distress,
pam and misery, vanishes Instantly, ii command
ed oy superni tural agent The scerter of thu king
dom OF pain is brohen under the 'tuch of the brush
and crunbles like SPIDERS web, where leOre It
held its victim with ron grasp Tor scores CT ears
Hundreds fphys.ci ms have Witnessed the opera
tons with astonshment, and tbo,e no ,pected TO
seen aud le ugh returned to pay. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him t. double the price at vlce; but the Doctor
VIZ MIN sb an epnac NO. settles the mat Ell The PEG
% cents IS, S., and IS per bottle, and select
what SIZE III pleas In Sc who are able certainly
Will purehae the largest sizes, they ain
teen OF the doll bolt es AMI hold .nouy to drive
PAIN headlone, instead o1 small DO tie that removes
| pain oniv by inches.
Dr. VOL orr is man of business He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. lie has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches hardly time
| TO snatch lunch-People OF common sense know
that he means just what lie says. Il has too much
honor to make single lase st'tement.
1t Is ne 1dleSs 'r to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale OF his old standard rene
| dy, the ANNIHILA TGk, universally I'a.rouzed or
calarlh and colds in the heal which is to-day the
o. tor IN n mo
yet universal CT mpaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNloILA1oR in piuts, Instead OF hay
pt1fs and MAJ es 1t One-gulrler stronger and MOI
efhcen. He has "ure', by tn u>e OF this valuable
me'lc ne not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, ut hundr, DIS Of weak nerves. Many
man whose hands tremb ed to such degree thai ii
was impossible t. read Iewsl aper without laying
| 1t OH desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once a week. find imme IiaIe benefit. PINT
bottles hold thee OF the 30 cent bottles aud he sell
ft'y pint tottles to one OF the smaller size. Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that DISCUS ing disease, CATAkk1, WHICH leafs d.
reilly to lung compa nts, dysp-psia weak nerves,
pain in the side anu stomach. ana live complaint
Doctors in G neral do not nnderst7nd Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. No hing ever taken
into the stomach cu ill., ior The disease i'll the
head. You might as well put plaster on The foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an uc ra-
ton III the head and running sore the matter al s
In the throat and clogs III at night runs down 10 The
stomach and uu iermin the whole contribution.
Catsr h snuff wi always produce cat rrh and ag-
gravate the disease. is natures most en-
phaIic No, and dust OF al kind is most post vely
iniur Gus,
You must cure the lestering nicer in the head and
the dfflc lty in thu throat and omaoh, fem this
load OF phlegm cors anly pouring nom the head.
remIved: IL must be cleaned out instead vi adIing
snuff and iUore fifth
Buy none ui the Doctors remedies unless in pure
chi'e wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it ur. and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you GO, be carried and
have all physical pain removed free of expt nse, at
No. 40 Chat ham-square, New York, aud II Hanno-
yer streef. Boston, when all other doctols give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy tiles that while wrappers fit,
But t1Ols are often caught anu sold
With prin ed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w