The Portland daily press., 1868-10-02
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HEJMRGG

IF A HUMBCG
What wonder
That the doors
are open wide
Ever suce tue
First OF august
Thousands have
ram Paint applied.
those who lie,
or l. it humbug
Are the doctors,
Not aeouaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their p4tients
Use Pain Paint,
Pile up facts
AS b Oh as mountains,
tlash the truth
Before their ewes
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o cost over ten
months every day Except sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, Ne" YORK. for the removal and cure OF all
ma nner Of pain ami disease. he office is constants
~ erSW S h wen ateas ain or SHINE Every per-
Knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
NO pills to ssallow down;
we want no burnirg iinIments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant tj know the laws of health
we want to shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers tees.
We know all Pills hav, had their day.
That ply sic l. deceit;
The rect and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our siomachs were not made
To drench with Purga ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TIRE NBLI\G MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles brush with
deAterIty, and lays on the PAINT that Leaves
color or stain, He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
| men, by HUNDREDS, every day and evening. He
removes pam as If ~ mage, of any name nature,
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
| bite to the mos frghtul cancer. Broken down,
trembling "a tents are sent by the officers OF hospi
| tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. III Chatham squaIe.
~ Y, an all pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense, without money price, the ten
| ant OF e sunken cellais of t e mranest tenement
palaces OF Filth Avenue, All, all treated alike,
and each wait their iurn for application OF tnat
wOnde tul remedy, PAIN PAINl. and all distress,
| PAIN and misery, vanshes instantly, as if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of thu king
dom Of pain is brok under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with an iron grasp ct years.
Hundreds ofphysic ms have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment and those who expected to
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
| with an emphatic No, settles the mat The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for rs cents,
50 cents 81 %, g. and rs per bottle. and n select
what size th;y please. These who able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes they contain SIX
teen OF the dolr bottles, and hold enough to drive
PAIN headlong, instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
DIR. VOL OFT is a man of business He has
been in the same Office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where TO find him. He has no time to
visit courses or base bali matches hardly time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
| that he means just what he says. He has too much
| homer TO make single false statement.
1t IS needless tor us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale Of his old standard RENEE
| dy, the ANNIHILaTGR universally patronized or
catarlh and colds in the head he
only leading and reliable rened, tor that loathsome
| yet universal complaint Still more, he now puts
| up tie Annie ILATOR in pints, instead of hair
ptnts, and mates it one-quarier stronger and more
| eftclen. He has cure, by tn. use OF tbs valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catalrh, nut hundreds OF weak nerves. Many
| man whose hands tremb ed to such degree thai it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it Oh a desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the 50 cent bottles, aud he SELL
fifty pint BOTTLES to one Of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
| that DISCUS ing disease, CATAKRH, which leads di-
Fectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia weak nerves,
| pain in the side and stomach, ana liver complaint
| Doctors in neral do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it, hing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, for the disease IS in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
| to cure ulcer the hand-Catarrh is an ulce ra-
ton in the head and running sore the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it at night runs down 10 the
| stomach and unJermin S the whole constitution.
Catsrlh snuff wi always produce catirrh and ag-
grayate the disease A sneeze is natures most EN-
phaic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, fiem this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head,
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adLng
| snuff and more filth,
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| Uhi'e wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it ur, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can CO. OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed tree of expense, at
| No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and u Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that while wrappers fit,
But tools are often caught AMI sold
With prn ed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1s-4w