Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-10-23
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: ~T pity thg printsf," gaiA &de TbSy.
HE is poor creature" rejoined Trim.
why se,?" said my uncle. ..,.,.x
Because, in the first place, tconh.iind-
ed the Corporal, looking fpll upen my un-
Gle, because be, pust epdeeyor fto, please
every body.i In the negligence; ;Iq timo-
ment, perhaps a small paragraph pops
upon him; he hastily throws itt64he COM
positor--ift; is iiGserted- --aad Shkhs rhined
to all intents and puFposes.nAW &
';foo much the case Tih, says my
uncle ~wit6 deep sign, ...to0 II sachAthe
case" .IHTII IDa0I0 G
AN please your honor,," continued
Trim, elevating his vbice, and striking
inB hf' mplGsabIea atsif6d2, Z am phase
your honor, this is net the whole"
go on. Trim," said my uncle, feel
fingly., ,aus7om t9doii wea'. sdTW1
.STh The printer something's, 4 pnrsped 'tA the
Corporal, 'iihits upon piece that pleases
hin mtghtiiy, and be pthihks H can6ot bdt
90 down with his suBscribers:sbdt 7slss,
fsirs who can aealculate the hum an mind?
He inserts, il and it is al over With hip.
They forgive others but they cannot for
give q printer. He has a. host 70 print
flor, and every one Sets up iot crfiitais!zLs
The pretty Mlssoexelaims, why udohI obe
fgiyc us more poetry, marriaeebosnd r5ea
a.ots away With, these, stale, ,pieces.f5
THE politician claps his specs on, his nose.
[and runs it over 'iiih search Of violent H.
fvectivs;; he finds none ;'he takes hHisFecs
tef, fotdst sbsai, sticksisheminso his1psck-
[etdeeladng, ,thalpAper eoods Rnsapthiag
bpt yteo burr. eSo j. goes. vEysrZ ppe
thipks it ough to be printed expressly for
himself, Is b 6Eiis & a. sdbscfibsf and ys2-
ttsf 4lr this com plaining voaid you cbslisSte
fitj sire dsaidtthe:hossss Obrporn, clssfisg
hisihaaas Asseeebinglys) )awenld JAP shs-
llieye it. sir, there are some, sgbscribeEs
who do not hesitate to- cheat the pripter
Eoup 81 fhiSs pay! Our arnfy sx6fe tefff6fy
Id Flanders ;but they never didgibysbiitk
tso' BAD as atas.nssam 5 dons 5iodga OF
| . sfiNever!as ssiadps aqelsi1To TobJ. asp-
Rhfataleial1ly, aai 1lyL,1aauuaa ~, II -zaosiboqzs
M s7a4sa How to Find spsschi sri,asie
EseMf: i a.s,iaa afffontedI hiaowife,2 Who 10
bpunish hid,, resolved to act aumhawheh-
tsSeshe.Efs psessal, ard aedFell did esAe y
Fgs|S''| g:sF Bs.3sS asF ss E;!S ssI &
word did she utter i1 his pfsse1Se. tf -
performed her Observation-Disclosures as rsnsa.
but speak she would not. yHe tried %
coax her out, Of herfwhim. but in; raip
At last be tried The following plan to over
come her resolution, by working ON hsr
curiosity The most sungovsfhabie aofok-
nalespropensities'oiiR Returqingi ony sssh-
ing from his Iepploymees. biz. ledH est
there as Usual mute He ,immediatsly
icommenced a vigorous search tbrodghont
tie ROOM TIE closet was 'e9 ahmed ythe
bedroom. dfawers, boxes, shelves; ;svse3-
labiego that could dbethoughi ofGsadhRds-
hsuled ID Hisswife VAS stack swth.ateg-
ishmepts at a bis it;}EHp }nEHpa@ccountsble @ bshayioF.
and as lie proceeded, id bis iispse search. she
beca1deF anefvouslyl qshxfo6s To d6nds'6at
t~bat be wssdbskia aSsa Whist ossdlaRit
beIssi Shalooked nsAisif face ytsrghln,if
| possible. fren bis expressipp,tb pijeAtspf
judge. d Eli lil,ld lks sdfgys fSy & sss ssipst.
looked under the. table coYer, apd finally
aap3pr appr proacked FER ocIidaRire@@foooked uSdk it,
fsndi even wentisoafai al u sbrdshA Asfiiisbs
partially asileisas iflWmtihs so1ghsmisAt
be- thsEeso Shes eoNM ,s.aRa jtRA lepGer.
|sbsl tbaIst apii Bob yhh,staaars yhh, aa y9yJ J80t-
ing for He smiled, and answered,
Your tongue, and I shaatvas fud6fd Il:
|w0.lsi ,Ga-44-rs;ias rs;ias-ssss. iss;a- d4L7oT''
b Isl ,sstsEalmndid RstN1sbsis1aoarsQ
EvasEG1, vasEG1 When thst gates 6f prayer His Shit
|in Heaven, rtoss Of tears artf n open,
|,,o,'When the fightepus7 7dieso, # st9g eeafth
BE Jewel, .baS Gle ODE WHO hss f6sti 81 ~
Well may bts weep 1910 on % s9h,ss
||s!uThs tsYsfd of goo4 txlo,4isds is:ilRg asaas;
|swsss land riipSsahipg latss.aas 81 yro'o,s
% Is sialdS1iis g 5Sm1fdlE.w 1sdmsgoN
od'ftiBSy ifIedd has 8 fffs1d, did as HHigahd's HhHigahd's
ffiehd has 3 ftignaLBe fdisDfeetni tnisIsas2
/ TIE csnef wanted 70 aasEo R@ASa egfd
they took away hig ears. fses 'a,son a. 80, o.
pc Bsscs1d & Sep ii tpthaUsssidg Sdiseda lid
mount step in sto0aHg Y Yf3end.s asom
II thegs is snythiag Bad aSGft 5Bd, soy
Fitav7dddi rsccff o. esota sonO .hossdsfd 81
One eats another qssyg eais add bas
He who is ashamed will not easily COM
Init sia1saIs is'S .goosnsige 1dxaSAo be
Ecapahls of heiag ashaneaGa .ssass hooa
rabom yI6o II9I7F diSs .gr0iF5sls s.Sf adj
1: LEA mamma, who had succeeded in
getting Ph her oyn WIS seven dssugEtsFs SO
hef' hands" Has adetefmf11d to e1esdR4o
Others the bsnifis sofaheri,' 'sysssp.as ssAe
is going toropen asel4ss fas fheipssfpetisn
1of young ladies in the art of, hAsbapd