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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
Written fur the Perry sburg Ioumal.l
THE RADICAL MILL A PARODY.
BY cARRErERo.


AiR-" Takcas dud his DHoA."
Two inlly oil Democrats sat in an inn,
Discussing their politics. brandy nnd gin
Saws une 10 the other" I'll tell Won what, nill,
I've been bearing To-day of the Radical Mill.
Singing, tn raj, etc.
" You must know that this comical mill has
beeu built,
By the mountains Of treasure ard blood that
was split
The uatnns nut in like an Omnibus Bill.
Aud Trcason's ground out, in this Radical Mil.
Singing, tn raj, etc.
" There's wheel In this mill that they call
Manufactures the law for the blacks and the
whites;
Old clothes are made new ones, AMI, il you've
been III,
You're very soon cured In the Radical MIL
Singing, u raj, etc.
nil listened with wonder. Mt lcngth he cried ou''
" Why Tom, il It's true what you're telling about,
What fools we are Ia be here sitting still,
Let's 80 aud look into tmt Radical MiN."
Singing, tn rnl, etc.
They gaEcd with ostonislmont, there came a
man,
From Cnpprrhcnd venom his yisngc was wan
lie mounted the steps, went to work with
Ground ont his disease, in tho Radical Mill.
Singing, tu raj, etc.
The next that went in was old Tamminv Hall,
With Belmont lIoratio, Francis anl all;
Rut seymour and Blair very soon got thoir I'll
OF Salt River nlc, IN this Radical Mill.
Snoiug. tn raj, etc
The long was made short, and the short was
made long,
The poor were made rich, and the weak were
made strong,
These miracles astonished both Thomas and
Bill,
Aud they went In for a turn. in the Radical MIL
Singing, tn raj, etc.
little while after heard great shout,
] turned round tu see what the noise was about I;
The people were waving a nig on the hill,
Aud shouting, " llurrah for the Radical Mlll"
Singing, tn raj, etc.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
SmERIFF'S SALE.

Samantha Donaldson,l
VS. Wood Common Pleas.
Hiram A. Donaldson.
by virtue Of an execution issued in the above
cause by the Clerk Of the Court Of Common
Pleas Of Wood County, Ohio, and to me direct
cd and delivered. will offer for sale at public
vendue, at the door Of the Court t-house, in Per-
rysburg, Wood County, Ohio, on
MONDAY, October S, 1869,
Between the hours Of 10 and ! O'Clock A. NJ,
Of said day, the following described realty, viz !:
The north half of the northeast quarter of
section l3, township 5. range 10, containing so
acres, more or less. Also, the south half OF the
northeast quarter Of section 80, township g..
range 10, containing so acres, more or less all
in Wood County, Ohio.
CHARLES W. EVERS, Sheriff.
}. h. j. NJ. lloRD, Plaintiffs Attorneys.
perrYShnrg. Scntrmhrr 3. lRGR lnnRi o.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
School Lands for Sale.

THE purchasers Of the following described
i School Lands, having failed to make their
several payments according to law, said Lands
with all the improvements thereon, will be sold
tn the highest and best bidder, at the door Of the
Court-house, in Perrysb irg, Wood County, OHIO
on FRIDAY, the 23d day Of October, 1868. Sale
to commence at 10 o'clock A. NJ, unless the pay
ment, with the accrung interest now due and
costs on said lands, be paid before that time to-
Vit
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
Administrators Sale of Real Estate.

IN pursuance Of an order Of the Probate Court
L ot Wood County, Ohm, will offer for sale,
at public auction, on THURSDAY, the LIST day
of October, A, ID. 1865 at . O'Clock +. NJ, Of
sand day, az the door OF the Courth house, in Per-
rys6u'g. Wood County Ohio, the following de-
seribed real estate, situate in the county Of
Wood, and State of Ohio, free, clear and unin-
numbered of the dover estate therein OF Susan
Farver, widow OF John X. Farver, deceased, to-
wit The west half tls) OF the southeast quarter
90 Of secdon No. 35, township No. 4, eighty
tSol acres, more OF less, in the United States
Reserve, Wood County Ohio. Appraised at 5000.
Terms of Sale third, cash in hand one
third in one year aud one-thiTd in two years
trnm day OF sale. Deferred payments tn bear
interest from the day of sale, and TO be secured
by mortgage On said premises.
DANIEL SNYDER,
Administrator Of john X. Farver, deed.
August 81 1868. 1876 SO
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
DITCH LETTlNc-No. 1871.

Notice is hereby given that will sell to the
lowest and best bidders the unfinished work Of
Ditch No. 1871. in Perrysburg Township, ON
FRIDAY, the 25th day of September, 1868, at
10 O'Clock A. NJ. Sale to commence at the house
of David Lusher, of said township, and continue
down the line Of said ditch to the end of the un-
finished work. Specifications made known on
day of sale.
j. b. NEWTON, Auditor Of Wood County.
Perrysburg, September L. 1868.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
Union Republican County Ticket
Campaign In the Tenth District.

Ar. AsuLEYs appointments In this county
and vicinity are as follows
bowling 0reen-Friday afternoon, Sept. ls.
Westou--Friday evening, September is.
Giload--SaturdAy afternoon, september 10.
TOntogany-Saturday evening, sept. 10.
Ex-Governor DENMsoS will speak at ON IVA,
ap Tuesday, September 20, aud at Bowling
Green, Wood County, Ohio, Wednesday, Sep
tember so.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
SlHEKIFF,S SALE. :

Troy Township,
vs.. In Wood Common Pleas.
George LaFarree.
BY viriue of an execution issued in the
above cause by the Clerk uf the Court of Com
mon Pleas Of Wood County, Ohio, and to ME di-
rected and delivered, will offer for sale at pub
lie vendue, at the door Of the Court house, in
Perry sburg, Of said county, on
MONDAY, September %. 1868,
Between the hours Of 10 and IL O'Clock, A. NJ ,
of said day, the following des cribcd realty viz
The undivided one forty y-ninth part of Road
Tracts Thirty-three and Thirty four, on the
Manmee and Western Reserve Road situated
IN Wood County, Ohio.
CHARLES W. EVERS, Sheriff.
ASHER Cook, Plaintiffs Attorney.
Perrysburg, August 26, 1868. lSeSS75
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
GRAND RAPIDS SCHOOL.
THE STATE FAIR.

The Indications arc that the State Fair, which
commences in Toledo, ON Monday next, will be
the must successful of any ever held in Ohin.
The preparations are now about complete, and
all the railroads centcling there will carry
passengers at hilf the usual rates, aud articles
fr exhibition free, Two special trans will he
run on The Dayton aud Michig,n Railroad, in
addition TO the regular trains, commencing ou
Tuesday m rning, The tins ;tbo for these
trains is as follows:
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
GRAND Rlrlps, Quo, SEPT Z, 1903.
The Prize Banner. We want to see ever,

Tho Prize Banner, We want to see every
township in this county work earnestly hun
now until the Vlectiun u secure the boactiul
Prize Bannrr offered hy the Republican EXccu-
tive Committee, Il will De worthy OF a big
effort. The same banner will continue to be a
prize at each succeeding election, aud the toNn-
ship securing il will be kRogp as the BannCr
Township OF the county, until some other town
ship is fortunate enough TO ea,rY "a the Prsc.
Repuhlieans Of Psrrys6urg Township 50 for
that Banner
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
Neat Residence for Sale.

THE neat aud pleasant residence, now occu-
j. pied by Mrs. DR., Robertson, is offered for
sale at a bargain. This is an excellent oppor-
tnnity to any one desiring to secure a comforta-
BILE, convenient Dwelling, in perfect repair.
For further particulars, inquire OF JOHN A.
ROBERTSON, or DR. E. d. PECK, PeTys-
burg, Ohio. 10
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!. mo Mnnmna YAlleY.n i Thr heanlil

"The MAumes Valley" - The beautiful
schooner, built al this port, and appropriately
named lts .RIurlss H'lisy, was taken 10 Toledo
on Monday AFTERNOON. Ia tow OF the steamer
Cora ek. She attracts tho attention aud
admiration ofau who see her. Fr IN the Toledo
papers we learn that tue Inspector recon-
mended her Stars mark Of merit that Is
rare in these DAYS aud which speaks well for
her builders. She is probably now on her hrst
trip 10 Buffalo.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18

Thanks.--The Su?eri ltanisnt and mcmbcrs
of the Beaver Crsck UuiIn sabbath School
would return their thanks to Mrs, dawn n.
BAssgTr, Of this place, m Miss, EMMA HowSLL
ui Bowling Green, for th Il, valuable assistance
Ia the ncert given nc the bcuei. at the
school, on wednss lay evening, August 90,
The concert gave general satisfaction, and
although tks pIico OF lnlission was but ten
cents, the receipts were SsS, which viii bg
quite an addition to our Library fund.
JOHN MCKEE, superintendent.
GRANp RArns. Quo. Sant. d 1905.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18

SALE
Ann E. Frederick, Guardian of In Probate
Emma II. Frederick ct al, Court,
VS.. Wood County,
Her Wards. Ohio.
In pursuance of an order Of the probate Court
Of Wood County. Ohio, made on the 26th day OF
March, A. d. 1865, in the above entitled cause,
the undersigned will, on
SATURDAY, October 10, A. d. 1858,
Between the hours Cf and O'Clock =. NJ, at
the door Of the Courthouse, in Perrysburg, in
said county, offer at public sale the following
described real estate, situate in said county, to-
wit; The undivided two thirds of In-Tots mum.
bered two hundred twenty (222) and two
hundred thirty FIVE (235) }, in the town of Perrys-
burg. Also, the undivided two o-thirds of the
west part of the southeast part of river tract
number seventy-one (1l), containing sixteen
acres. Said property to be sold free and unen-
numbered by widows dover.
Terms of Sale-One- fourth in hand and bal
ance in three equal annual payments with inter-
est, secured by mortgage an the premises sold.
ANN L. FREDERICK, Guardian.
F. 4 d. h. HoLLENBECR. Atty's for Pet'r.
perrysburg September Z 1858 2OeSS 80
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
SHENIFF,S SALE.
In Wood Common Pleas.

Peter Lenk,
VS.. y In Wood Common Pleas.
John Blder ct all
Bv virtue Of an order Of sale issued in the
above cause by the Clerk of the Court Of Com
mon Pleas Of Wood County, Ohio, and to me
directed and delivered, l will offer for sale at
public vendue, at the door of the Courthouse,
in Perry sburg. Wood County, Ohio. on
MONDAY, October 5, 1868,
Between the hours Of IL and IL O'Clock AN. Of
said day, the following described realty, to-wit: :
In-lots Nos. three hundred and sixty-four
t38i) and three hundred and eighty-one t3sl),
in the town of Perrysburg, WOnd County, Ohio.
CHARLES W. EvERS, Sheriff.
ASHER COOK, Plaintiffs Attorney.
PerrYsburR. September 3. 1868. 1896 SO
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
SHERIFF SALES.
SHERIFF,s SALE.

Edwin Reed.
VS.. InXood Comnnon Pleas
NJ. b. Todd ct al.
BY virtue Of an alias order Of sale issuod In
the above cause BY the Clerk of the Court OF
Comon Pleas, Of " ood County. Ohio. and to ma
directed and delivered, will Offer for sale AZ
public vendue, at the door Of the Courthouse,
in Perrysburg, Wood County, Ohio, an
MONDAY, October IL, 1868.
Between the hours Of 10 and II O'Clock A. NJ NJ
said day, the following described realty. tow,
The northwest quarter Of section 30, township
4, range 10, containing 100 acres and the ca q
part of the southwest quarter Of said section 80.
township 4, range 10, containing 80 acres and
the northwest quarter Of the southeast quarter
Of section 80, township 1, range 10, containing
40 acres, all in Wood County, Ohio.
CHARLES W. EVERS, Sheriff.
J.F. S. b. PRIcE, Plaintiff IS Attorneys.
PrrrYshnrr. Seninmher 10. 1868. 2OeA1 75
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Mr.. Parton asks Will the coming man
drink winef" II Ne Is good Democrat be will
prefer histy, and take itS.r'iSh'i toe.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
Wheat and Oats Wanted.

WE are prepared 70 pay the highest market
w price In Cash for Wheat aud Oats in any
quantity, from one bnshel up 10 Ia, 900.
s. W. WHIrAORE 4 CO.
T0usOgapy, August !, lsss. ~
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18

nITCII LETTING-No, t1s.

Notice is hereby given that will sell to the
lowest responsible bidders the unfinished work
Of Ditch No. lis, in Perrysburg Township, on
FRIDAY, the 25th day of September, at II o.
clock A. NJ. Sale to commence at the south
end Of said ditch. Specifications made known
on day Of sale. J. b. NEWTON,
Auditor of Wood County.
Perry sburp September H. 1868,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18

EGAL NOTICE.-Abbie Houston, Ad-
- ministratrix Of the estate of William Hous-
hn' deceased. and Rebecca Householder, Execu-
inx OF the las. viii and testament of John Hous-
holder deceased, have filed in the Probate Court
OF WOOD County, Ohio, their dual accounts for
the settlement Of said estates. Said accounts
WI be for hnal hearing on the 2sth day Of Sep
tember, A. d. 1858.
EDWIN TULLER, Probate Judge.
ferrysbnrg, September s, 1868. 30b
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
DITCH SALES.
DIrCn LETTING-No. III.

Notice Is hereby given that / will sell to the
lowest and best bidders the unfinished work Of
Ditch No. III, in Perrysburg Township, on
FRIDAY, the 25th day Of September, 1858, at
O'Clock p. NJ. Sale to commence at the point
where said ditch crosses the Toledo Woodville
Plank Road, in said township, and continue
along the unfinished work. Specifications VIII
be made known on day Of sale.
J B.NEWTON, Auditor Of Wood County.
nnrrr shnrn GnnInrnhnr IL lGGA-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
Union Republican State Ticket.

ron RErRrsrNrA ATivR-- TrNTH DISTRICT,
JAMES N, ASHLEY.
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ordlnAry expcnses......... ssys.slO S1l

--or little less than Sg2 900 600 year IN cur
Tcncv, or S65 600 coo in gold, while tho ex-
Psnses Of James Buchanans last wear acre
s16,SAl 600 In gold, or about Sll 900 600 in
gold more than those Of the Government during
tile past three years. Hand these facts aud
figures 10 your Democratic brother WIN thinks
the National Debt cannot bc paid aud must be
Tepudiatod.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18

state EIeeuan, October Is, 1903.
Republican Congressional Ticket.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
4 .EGAL NOTICE.

EGAL NOTICE.
John 4. Robertson, plaintiff State of Ohio,
VS.. Wood CuuntV
Charles J.. Kneelasd and Court of
Sarah l.. Kneelaud, dsfenrs. Common Pleas.
The defendants will take notice that there is
now on file in the office of tho Clerk Of the Court
ct Common Pleas, within aud for the county Of
wood, IN the State Of Ohio, the petition Of John
A. Robertson, the object and prayer Of which is
thet the equity Of redemption of said defendants
in aud to ln-Lot S5s, in the town Of Perrysourg,
IN said county aud State, be foreclosed, and ask
ing lhat said lot be sold, aud the proceeds there
of applied to the payment of the claim of said
plaintiff against said defendant, Charles L.
hneeland, tor the sum Of 81 900, aud costs of
SUIT. Defendants are required to answer said
petition BY the 10th day Of October next.
j. h, Al. VI. H0RD, Au'ys for Plaintiff.
Perrysburg, Ohio, August 81, 1865. l7fSs 25
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18

The west end Of our village was in quite an
excited state on Sunday evening, owing to the
poisoning of little SOU of WILLIAM ERrIN,
aged about three years. lie was out with some
other little bnys aud picked The burrs Oh some
ihurn-npple, commonly called " imsun- weed -
aud ate spme Of the seeds, and put some seed
intn lineup and turned On some water 10 make
tea, aud drank 0i it. II was some time before it
was discovered, and then by his staggering.
BY thr prompt use Of cmocs and afterwards vim
egar, his life was saved. TWAS about sixteen
hours before he recovered.
II does not appear to be generally known that
Ihis weed Is poisonous. Ii ranks amongst the
the most poisonous of the vegetable kmgdum,nnd
as il is used good deal as domestic remedy,
it is a wonder moro are not poisoned.
ORAND RAPIDS SCHOOL.
The select school or Rev, Mr.. WRTGur has
open very iavurably with go0dly number ui
good locking schuul maIms' aud young peda-
gngucs. Theprimary schcol opened Monday un-
der the charge OF Mr, JANIS kHKW. At the close
of the select schonl, MIR. WWIGur will take Chargt
vi the public school, Senior Department, and Tn,
! Rapids Schod will equal any public school il
| the county. II will be open for scholars resi-
| ding out oftho district at n reasonable charge.
WORK on THE sInE.cUT.
The contracts for improving the side cut cana
are getting along very WELL and our citizens al,
! now looking with interest tn the completion o
the work, which it is hoped will bo soun.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18

Terms Cash and no bid will be received for
less than the amount due as above.
j. b. NEWTON, Auditor Wood County.
Perrysburg, September 0, 1868. 20f
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
I1ou1pATIoN OF THE NAr1oNAL pEpr

In a speech recently made before the Mas
saehuaetts Republican Convention, by Mr.. Ed
WAND ATEINFoS, Of Boston, he proves conclus-
lively that the actual debt of the nation has been
reduced during the past three years about one
fourth. lie presents the actual facts in their
true light, showing that the actual Indebtedness,
liquidated and unliquidated, was on August |,
1865, $S,2sf, ,IS3 ,S29 that 1t was ON june 80,
1888, $2AS5 900 900 being au actual reduction
Of $SO2,IS3,S2S in the principal Of the debt.
By the same rapidity Of payment we could pay
oH the entire debt within ten years. The
bgures are as follows The total amount or
revenue received by the Government for the
three years from April | 1895. to June 80, 1868,
has been 81 SAC, ,o5S $50. Out Of this there
were paid for back pay of the Army aud Navy
and war contracts, within fifteen months after
the cluse Of the Rebellion, S7iA 1858 Aud
there were paid for bounties, pensions, priz,
money, reimbursing States Tor war expendi-
tures, claims orloyal mon, Frccdmen's Bureau,
expenses Ut Reconstruction, aud National Gem
sterics, Sl45,pl2, t0i. These two sums amount
10 = total aum 10 be added IN the National Debt
as it stood ON the books of the Treasury April
I, 1893, of S92011S,252. The asccrtained debt
was 50 So6, $50 01I, making the aggregate of
81, j,2S1 ,1Sj,32V, as abnro stated. We have,
therefore actually reduced our debt by sS0e,.
T33,3e0.
We can now arrive at the ordinary expenses
1.-THE Government, exclusive Of war ex, ,,endi-
tures;
lucone ~ years, .',......,..., 81, $40, ,05S $50
War DebI.' = '... 1892 733,S2Q
War Interest paid i5S S,isI,S ,SS3-- ,2ll ,2ls, ,2l2
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-09-18
IN THE DISTRICT CoURT OF THE

N THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
United States-For the Northern Distret Of
Oho ~ the matter Of Nathaniel II. Callard. Bank.
rupt In Bankruptcy. Al Cleveland, in the said
District, on the llth day Of September d 1865
Northern District OF Ohio. So; Take notice that a
petition has been filed In said Court by Nathan el
u. Callard, Of Perrysburg In the county Of wood,
tie Act Of Congress of March 9d. 1867. Cor dis
charge, and certificate thereo! from ali hi4 dehts
and other claims provable under said Art and that
the Goth day of October next, at 10 O'Clock A. Nj,
Is assigned for the hearing Of the same, when and
where you may attend and show cause, II any you
have, why the prayer Of the said Petition should
not he granted. You will also take notice that the
second and third meetings Of Creditors, required
by the 9th aud 2sth sections OF sa Act, will he
held by order Of said Court the 22d day Of Octo-
her A. D 1sC9 at 10 o'clock A. VI. at Toledo in
said District, before J. Il swigart, Esq Of the
Registers Of said Court.
EARL BILL, CLERK Of the District Court.
To the Creditors Of said Bankrupt Glib
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DRY GOODS.

DROWN and Bleaehed shestings and Shirt
ID iugs Denims;
Stripes;
1iekings;
Co,ionades, &c, &c. at BEACH'S,
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n DnINIsTRATRIx,s NOTICE. No

. tice Is hereby given that the undersigned has
been appointed Adminstratrix on the estate Of Id
am shaner, late OF Wood County, Ohio, deceased.
All persons interested will govern themselye &C.
cordingiy. NARY T. sHANER
Perrysburg September IA, 1858 Gid
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ron PRESIDENT,
rLYesEs SIMPSON GRANT.

ron icF.fREstnkNf,
SCHUYLER COLFAN.
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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS
MORTGAGE SALE.

DY virtue Of a sbattel mortgage executed TO
ID me by Joseph Shertzsr, the conditions Of
which have becume absolute, | shall sell at pub
lie auction on WEDNESDAY, September 80,
1868, at the store Of G.. Leaf, Perrysburg, Ohio,
a One-horse Lumber Wagon and Box.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1868-11-19

A MODEL CHARGE TO A JURY.-It seems
to US the following is worthy of the defunct
Wonton Won Twiller: s-...s3
eff the jury believe from evidence, that
the plaintiff and defendant were partners
in the grocery, and the plaintiff bought out
the defendant, and gave him his note for
the interest, and the defendant paid for the
note by delivering to the plaintiff a cow,
which he warranted not breachy, and the
warranty was broken by reason of the
breachiness of the COW, and he drove the
COW back and rendered her to the defend
ant, but he refused to receive her, and the
plaintiff took her home again and put a
heavy yoke on her to prevent her from
jumping fences, and by reason of the yoke
she broke her neck and died; and if the
jury further believe that the defendant s
interest in the grocery was worth anything,
the plaintiffs note was worthless and the
COW good for nothing, either for beef or
milk, then the jury must find out them
selves how will they decide the case for the
court, if she understands herself-and she
thinks she does-don't know how such a
case should be decided"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1868-11-19

The DOCTOR AND THE SEXTON. good
story is told of doctor in Beverly, who
was somewhat of wag. He met one day
in the street the sexton, with whom he was
acquainted. As the usual salutations were
passed, the doctor happened to cough.
"Why, DOCTOR" said the sexton, "you
have got cold how long have you had
that ?"
"Look here, Mr.. -" said the doctor,
with show of indignation, "what is your
charge for interments ?"
s.Nine shillings,' was the reply.
"WsA," continued the doctor, ':just come
into my office, and will pay it. [ don't
want to have you round, and so anxious
about my health" H.
The sexton was soon even with him, how
ever: Turning around to the doctor, he
replied: "a
"Ah, doctor, cannot afford to bury you
yet. Business has never been so good as
it has since you began to practice
Since the above conversation neither
party has ventured to joke at the expense
of the other.