The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-03-23

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sympathy fur Southern Dimokrats ez
to make the nOmi nashUn Nv even slch
a man as Breckenridge certin. o
stand firm Let em impeech 700.
Yoo are now Nv vast yOOse to the coz
I will meet 700 at Louisville, aud aca
company 700 to Tennessee.
Mcclellan Pendleton! Brecken-
ridger' shouted the President; what
NV me? Am | to bleed solely fur
their good? I don't want to 60 to
Tennessee, nor [ won't Am [ to 90
out impeeched fur their benefit
Never
And Androo. who isn't quite SO
much nv a philosopher as Sokratees,
busted into teers, swearIn that he'd
see EN- blessed afoIe he'd sakrifis
mint Nv his term for anybody yOOse
but his own.
The nextWuz from a Assessor in
IllinOv. who went en- tn remark that
he wood be glad tu support him. but
a decent regard for the interests of
his family Indicated a different course
He he'd espouzed the coz Nv the
President agin COngris for the sake
NV the position, and the President
Good well understand that 1t wuz no
more difikult to change two yeers ago
tn git one. He Wuz at this time biz
lilly engaged In sUppOrtIu Congris.
Call it not ingratitoOd, sed he,
wuz In the market then, and am now,
precisely ez wuz all them WIch 700
led captive out Nv the Republican
party. He IL a eggregis ass who wor-
ships the settin sun, when by tuFnin
around he kin let the golden rays Of
/ the risin orb beam ontu him
At this pint, and long afaTe the af-
/ flicted President had recovered from
these blows, Giddy Welles' nephew,
/ who he'd bin out on a scout, returned
with report. Fust, he he'd notist
/ that every burned one of the cusses
who he'd been beseegin the White
House for appointments. for munths
/ Wuz now doggin Senator Wade around;
/ that they waited indoors, at the door
/ of the SENT Chamber, and that they
/ beseeged his hetel Secondly, that
/ the Consto0nional YoOnyun Club
wuz then In session, and wuz Jest de-
/ batin the question whether to change
\ the name of the club to the Ekal
Rites AssOeiashun," the Imparshel
Suffrage League, or the Radikle
Brotherhood" Third, that the Con-
sentative clerks in the Departments
wuz all organizing themselves IN
4 Grant and Wade Clubs, and that al
ready one of the Department Clubs
had ordered four thousand Grant
medals, turnin' in the old johnson
medals they he'd been wearin' as part
Good Heaysnsl" sed His Eggs
lency
Vat else Good 700 expect?" re-
tOrtid Randall: we bot EN- chez p
and they are cheep men | may q
the same thing afore mite. The ex
pertinent NV buyiu up a party at so
much a he'd hez bin tried a ore, and
hez allus failed ;tfore, very much like
the ice NV perpetoOal moshen. You
ken git considerable enthoOsiasm ez
long ez yOOr provender holds out, but
then. The fact IS 700 didn't get
no Republicans worth hevin, and 700
amt Nv no yoose to the Democrisy,
becoz 700 coOdent carry enuff Nv them
Republicans over to do EN- any good.
My deer sir, yoor in a tite place
e're-retired physicians whose sands
NV life hev nearly run out.
see afore me long vista NV
privit life. | sold myself ruther cheep,
but | don't complain. | heV about
filed the measure of my ambishen-
people forget in a few yeers, and eff
they didn't, the Amerikin people
won't be crooel enuff to hold my
children responsible for wat [ hev
done. Some Nv emf hev keerfully
KEEP EN- away from Washington for
Deerly three years-may yet redeem
the name Nv Randall, even ez worthy
men by the name Nv Arnold hev
managed to live and be respected
their virchoos more than balancin the
unfortunit name they wuz Gust with.
But, A. johnson, yoOr time is short
The Republicans Is furious, and the
Democrisy he'd ruther see it than not.
|, too, will visit 700 in yoor retire.
ment In Tennessee
- More COY a. Johnson in mis- eggsile feels,
/ Then fore the Senits got hlm by the
heels"
By the time ae was done talkin, the
/ balience Nv EN- he'd all left the room,
and when he wuz done he went too,
leavin nc one but me. The scene WIZ
affectin DrOppin his head Ontu my
buzzum. the scaidin teers a rrnnin
down his cheeks. he exclaimed IN a
hOller voice One By one they. go.
Mrs Cobb first. and the ballence i'm
mejitly after q. wat a world Is this
| draw the curtin over his grief. L
may have to 1nancier somewhat to
hold my place, but L al.uz respeck
manly emoshUa.
PETROLEUM Y. NAsBY, P. n.
(Which IL PosJmaster.)