The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-04-17
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Leu v" suo 'unc-suc eio'h.
Used up-when Il rains-an umbrella.
A bod dcbs-,he owing OF yr'dse.
Ordsrsd to be prin.e,i-A kis~
Pa,se.l to thinl rea,lng-Lovc letter..
Tho previous qaession-Awh"t u y"''
drink. H#
.Tbe voices Of the uigh,"-Tho'e blessed
The wife mskes the home, and The home
makes the man.
The right man in the right p'ace is the
husband a, home in the evening.
wbn, New York says to Is;soa birds
Sing Sing. -
Heavy Charge o. the Light Brigde-G"s
Foreign ReIa,ions-s,ories by . Cousin
German. - =,
secondins,ic mo,ionEscccpl hand to
the pendulum.
COMMITTEES or,i,c t'y,'.'c-lloos"c T"n-
mel coutractora
Tmgic actors who draw. and yet nro no,
popular-Duclis,s.
What sculpture j to a. block Of marble,
education iA,e the soul.
When was beef the highcs,'-when the
CO.. jumped over the moon.
What aboriginal ,ri''o @,gh, 10 he good
SCULPTOR? The Ci,iI-a why Indians
A ncc OF scnlpiors-T'ho Chii-a-way In
dams.
When docs candle resemble tomb
stone ! When il is set up for late h,s'
band. a.
The difference between locui paragraph
and ial.e cys-Onc IS an item, and the
other an eye pro tenI
Why do Irisl,u-n resemble The WAVES OF
the A,lsniicr because they never cease
LAWN the shores Of the ''o'd country
Kissing factory girl may be called a
..mill privilege" particularly IL there he a
high waterfall on The premises
Dead cats buried about the roots oi grippe
vines !, is said give the frui, aeciled Cat
nwbcr flavor.
An English paper suggests n ina'he'
ins,ical problem for policemen fiod the
.'centros" Of The fcninn circles. .-
Why is hoy rec living whipping FROM
his teacher, like your eyc' because the
pupil Is und-r the lash.
A jealous husband in Cleveland, soothed
his resentment by ehoppiog his wiiss piano
to pieces. q, ~ . Z =
Why can a white MN get ma,lder than
ON Indian? because white heat 10 hotter
than red.
Why 10 sample Of harel of potatoes
like one who mascsa will7 u IS test
fatsr.
A wit once asked peasant what part he
perforned In the great drnma OF life. 81
mind my own business, :" wns the reply.
Don't wal, Cor yos,r fervor to cool before
you act. The workman at foundry
might rs vel wait for tho molten iron. to
cool before pouring il into the mould.
BEFORE you scott Re s're that you urc
right yourself. Tie tina, attempts to cleanse
n lilo, with hlo,,c,i fingers mates greater
blur.
The Hindoos extend their hospitality I"
their enemies, saying; "The tree docs not
withdraw Ito shade even from the wood
cuttrr.". '.
Why arc young la,ies ut the breaking
up Of a party like arrows? Because they
cant 90 of without beau, and arc in
quiver until they get one.
II am about to do for You what the Evil
One never will by YOU" sail quain, par.
son in his satisfactory" to his flock (; 'that
is. I shall leave you."
Tom Hood was opPose"'o eary r'''"s'
IN TACT anything I" tue '''c " Ic'S''"' NC
n'"y' ITO dee"'e' 'n", IVA" VIZ" "''
:,
What " the difference oc'weeh asfecm'
constable AMI " s''I'er animated eon''a"e !
The formers sworn 'n' the Inter sworn
out.
"Wife, IL you ara going OUT. pray Why
don't you Pn' your bonnet on said spr's'
gins to his better half ''why, I've bad Il
ON this half hour. dear. waiting for YOU
All the feminine eonvic,s ssu, to the
French psnal colony Of Cayenne, have Sc.