The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-10
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HUMBCG.

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A What wonder
A That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint Il
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts -........ Il
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
TE Before their eyes, -- I'D -- "A
e But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree o. cost over ten
square, Ne York. for the removal and cure of all
manner Of pain and disease. The office is constant-
ly crowded with PATIENTS rain or SHINE. Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, tries it free OF cost
Knows that all who call it humbug tell tasehood.
We want no poison in our lips
No pills to swallow down; II"
We want no burning iniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want TO shun disea.e,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
tSAA OF undertakers' ices. a,ft .. dit
We know all Pills hava had their day,
That phvsc is deceit; .-E CT
The l. rect and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet. ......
We know our siomachs were not made
To drench with Purga. ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TIRE BLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dehterity, and lays on the PAINT that lea yes
color or stain. He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, by t hundreds, every day and evening. He
in nfu ,,tt.
whether chronic or acute. from a SIM pie mosquito
bite to the mOst fr'ghtiul cancer. Broken down,
tails 10 WoLcoTT's Office, No. ia Chatham squafe.
Y, an all pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense, without money price, tor the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown some and marine
palaces OF Fifth Avenue. All, all treated alike,
and each wait their turn for an application OF that
wonder tul remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain and misery, yanishes instantly, as ii command
ed by supernatural agent The scerter of the king
dom of pain is broKen under the touch Of the brush
and erunlbles like spiders web, where before 1t
held its victimswh IRON grasp tor scores CT years.
Hundreds cfphysici ms have witnessed the opera
tons with astonshment, and those who expected 10
scoff aud laugh returned to pay. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day AMI night. The Doctors friends
urge him TO double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the mat er. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else for % cents,
% cents * Vs. 81 and Is per 5ot and ~ stef
will purchase the largest Sizes they contain SIX
teen of the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pam headlong, instead of small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
DR.. WoL,OTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base bali intellectually time
| to snatch a lunch.-People of common sense know
| that he means just what he says He has too much
honor to make single false statement. 1- q
1t is needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENE
| dy, the ANNlHILATGR, universally patrouized or
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathseme
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIuILATOR in pints, instead of half
piats, and makes 1t one-quar er stronger and more
efficient He has cured, by tn use OF this valuable
OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands tremb,ed to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it oil desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once a week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent botdes aud he sells
fifty pnt bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
| pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
he .o 'he mont as we'll nut plaster on The foot
to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it at night runs down to the
| stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sneeze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
| Injurious. bfh ss tHEE -Eff.8
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, fcm this
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adding
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achife wrappers. f- es r.ee l.EE
CUT THlS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. 40 Chatham square, New York, and IL Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless. H-ca
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that while wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 18-4w