The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1868-02-27

urday, and all were jubilant, as they had
abundant reason TO be.
Portions Of Scranton are sinking
out Of view into the earth, and so is
Stanton.
--Gcntlencss and moral sausion IL
recommended in the public schools.
Why not 10 COngrcssr
Why Is Gen. Grant like a maya.
Einol Because he furnishes stories for
the public.
Belgium has she cattle plague,
aud tho Uoited States the Radical
plague.
The Illinois State PRISON makes
5000 day over expenses. wnh We
could say as much Of Congress.
The var claim Of Rhode Island
Is being paid, while the war claims Of
soldiers for bounty land lie on tho table.
The lstcAt thsstrieal buriesque Is,
Under the GasIigh,," aud the latest
Congressional burlesqus is, Choking
the sSPreme Court. by Gas."
The recest snow Is benr6tting
the whoa. 10 Virginia, but Sumner is
about 10 bring In a bill 70 stop is
growth uudsr che snow 10 punish the
South.
"A wife out Yves. killed herself
10 please her husband. How il would
please the people IL Congress would do
as she did.
Napoleon fosbids pawnbrokers
from robbing tho poor, bu, the Radical
idea is to skin the hide Of the poor
man, to mako saddle for the boad.
holder.
The people Of Ohio appeal for leg
islstive protection against incompetent
dentists, while the whole people ask
protection against Incompetent lsgisla.
tors 10 Congress
"A fellow in New Yoik was 6ued
80 for gagging man. How much
ought Congressman 70 be hned for gag.
giog the President aud Supreme Court
"A negro woman bough. aud put
sky.gockes 10 her hair for ornament,
ba, il vent oil. iike,h SIX J rocket Stan.
ton put 10 Grants hair--more des,ruc.
tive than useful.
"A man ia Iowa was buried alive
BY his friends, but that Is nothing 70
Washington, for here military candi.
date for the Presidency buricn himself.
alive without the aid Of friends.
"A boy in Mobile died from the
bite Of a cross cat, and Gen. Grant pc.
litically persisted by taking cross cut
70 the Presidency through tho War
Office.
1.-The armed peace Of all Europe
costs fifteen hundred millions, aud our
armed peace about one hundred and
dity millions annually, although we do
not foot up in resources tho Que -thirtieth
part Of Europe.
queen Victoria has gained 20
pounds in year, and the Radical mclns
bers of Congress have gained three
thousand year, simply by tho elective
Misunderstanding Il into their pockets
out Of the public treasury.
LII the national cemeteries lie three
hundred and thirty thousand soldiers,
aud out Of the cemeteries cry as many
widows aud orphans, and their voices
are being heard at the right haod OF
God, against the men 10 power Who deny
them boupty aud bounty land, aud, at
the same time, waste il on negroes and
railroad corporations.
Mrs. Lincoln has been writing book
land faith she means to print IL too
the exposures Of which the Radicals de.
cidely dread In order 70 counteract
these they have started the tale Of her
alleged insanity Allbosh. We don't
believe word oft. All Radical In
vention 70 set rid Of her and avoid the
terrible exposures which must result
from tho publication of her book. Let
as have the book aud twill be made
manifest that she Is not "muchlyy de.
inented. She knows athing or two that
would cause thousands of the knaycs to
squirm awfully If she but lets il out,
aud they know il too, Hence the cry
Of insanity