Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1868-02-08
, WHOLE NUMBER g45.
RulesI' for Young lien. w..

Rules for Young Nen.. ,.,.ssr
]. After church, if the sexton is ont a;
sigllt3 it is a good thing to do, TO range
yourselves along the wall, open your
months, and stare at every lady as she
passes out. This is rather an elegant
thing to do, and may be practiced at CON.
certs also. --.. E.. ..-..-. .. = 7r. s.. ~
p. Always beat aliyery horse; it don't
cost You anything. -.. s.,. .-r-r %.
| 8. When you eject tobacco from your
mouth, it will be well to wait until a Ia
dy passes near you, unless the lady's
protector be with her. :.
4. In family matters, You should make
1t point to refuse to escort your sister:
and 1t will be well to denominate Your
father "the old man" 1t sounds inde-
pendent. -. Sd
5. As ladies on the street were made
to stare at, stare at them. In muddy
weather, stand on the corner and watch
them, at the same time-if vou have SIS
ters-making delicate remarks about
| their form or ankle. sf -a- -7--
g.. Use slang instead of Saxon 1t is.
more forcible. s-Eaz
4. Sperd your time in traducing young
ladies'; unless they are strong minded
and addicted to horse whips. rri 1-.,.,I
s. Get drunk on an average twice a
week, and abuse your landlady. ,r11sa
g. 1t IS vulgar to pay your tailor or,
boot-maker. r.f.,.7~ IN. = ,s..-~r o.. -,fss.r
10. Never sow your wild oats if you
intend to reap them. - ..... ...-7 -,
Il. Garry a pistol with you, get drunk
and shoot somebody. --..,.,,-.,.-.
BY following these directions you may
succeed in landing at the halter, if you
persevere long enough. ~. - =,
oiTHE INVENTOR AND THE MECHANIC. II
Fbe infuenceiofthei inventor Is most pow
erfal. He refines the community among
whom he lives. His example is looked
to and followed by every one. He sets
ideas tolrun in new channel He brings
truitfulnesss out of new soil 5 But. giving
these all praise and all encouragement,s
do not forget the man who stood by the
bench and saw the thing born, playing,
midwife TO wood and to ironl The in,
terest we feel in mechanical pursuits is
peculiar to our day. So wise a man as,
Plato held that it ought to be accounted
crime to free citizen to become an ar,
tizan. Aristotle held that manual labor
was only fit for slaves. The Emperor Au-,
gustine put to death several of his mobiles.
tor meddling with manufacture, The
work Of antiquity was done by white
slaves. Thus labor suffered a stigma, a
dishonor., How changed the time isr
Vy;+l o,.o,.s- JnhhJo Az ,,-..I- =; -
up, and the. workman rising higher and
higher in the estimation of the people,
until weIEdirected labor becomes the pa
tent nobilit -BeecAey. ~ 79'5i ffs-'l7,i ID
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1t is said that Salt Lake City has no
rats We suppose it is toe far inland. sr
The music of the bellies is caused by
the rattling of THEN tongues. ero9 -iTTS
The Bishop of London is said to be-
one hundred years old and to read with
ont glasses. =''i.i T. ..7 .'g-az 'af2 -'s7i5a.t
JOHN c. Breckenridge has applied per-
sonally fer pardon, and will be at home.
again in the spring " a' '' i''i =
The new city hall Of Portland, Me-, is
a magnificent brown stone building,
which has cost 100000. '.
Gen. Grant, Horace Greeley and Petro-
leum V. Nssby are probably the best
known men in the country.
Commodore Mutt is about to marry.
Minnie Warren. These two nuts arc.
worth the nice plum OF S25G,o0O. f
The East Tennessee marble quarries-
are again to be worked, and the beauti-.
tul Tennessee marble will again be an at
tainable luxury. -.r b. .- -..,.,
:. The only jewelry worn by q. T. Stew,
art, besides his watch, is pair of silver,
bowed spectaeles- a.. ..e .a -..- t..,4
oaAIRs. PARTINGToN said the she was,
much calculated last Sunday on hearing
aptine .eeGeonrse on the parody of the
prodiglous son. 60 s.JoI = RI -.si- cd Isl
PEOPLE shaving, The most contracted
minds are.haughty to interiors; and OBJ
sequious to superiOFsa aa,som asr. .s'-ar
BRIGHAM You've announces that the
spirit of God instruets him to order the
saints toleave off drinking tea and coffee!
THOMAS X. BEECHER says the less a
man knows, aud the more liquor he drinks
the more determined he is to make this
4 white mans government.
B1sHoP SIMPSON has expressed the be-
lief that the great vices in our large cit7n
ties will never be conquered until tbeF
ballot is put in the hands Of women. "a
Perhaps there is no one thing Of lux
ury which people desire ard indulge insi
and fewer people understand and disc
play taste in, and that ofjewelryae 5is'aoa
O. In New Orleans there are more Metho-o
dist churches than any other kind then
comes Roman Catholics lEPiscoPalian,5
Baptist, Presbyterian, Lutheran and
Unitarian. -ogsI .rT.,, p sa-Ii sld iiid1sb
TIT ,tt' art of spreading rura6rs is COM
pared to ths~art of pin-making. There
IS usually some truth, which ! call the
wire as this passes from hand to lmnd;'
one gives it polish, another a point
others make and put on the head, ard at
last the pin is completed.-Joh'ra Neaetonli
.!iIash'' is the heading a southwest
paper al puts over its cofuinii Of 81 Sorts
Another has "Mush," another Shorts"
~ II ,,,,rl,.s, hnnestly. HRe-hash '74L3