New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1868-07-12
FHE CARPET-BAG.

Chinese correspondent telegraphs to
a truly Celestial frame of mind. He
become profoundly intimate with the
kcrats of New York, and is enthusi-
for Seymour and Blare.
NEW YORK, June IL.
ense Bag!
big Democrat. Vote in November for
our and Blare. You think me no right
he: only in United States two months.
mind. Good Democratic Judge shall
faliZe me. Two witnesses swear me
i in New Jersey in 1926, and declared
intinsheens in Mackerville in 1862.
1ght.
20 to Democratic Convention all time.
blends Dick Schell and John Morrissey
Sam Barlow take me. Show me ele-
i. Morrissey great man. Battle Of
i Erie, defeat California general, Hee-
The Boy of Benicia. Dick Schell say to
orrissey great lawyer, too. Daniel
ster expound constitution, but John
issey the great eI-pounder. Joke"
{ go to convention. Twenty-frst ballot.
ileton get much vote. Sam Barlow
endleton good man. He go for not p ay
You like that ?'
yes,n me say, "hurrah for not pay
j Free country. Me owe Black Re
can five dollars for hat. Not pay him.
b. all right
ncock get much vote. John Morrissey
! his head. He say:
ancock pretty man, fight good; no go;
d too many rebels; General Forrest not
Mr.. Beauregard not like; Hancock
N good in New Orleans, help rebels lit.
but not enough; hang Mrs. Surratt.
Surratt nice martyr, furnish gun for
De gorilla Lincoln: no man who had
hing to do with hang Mrs. Surratt shall
PRESIDENT. General Forrest not like.
ID
nut,a we say, "who shall be nomin.
eymour, of course, " he say.
lt,n me say, Seymour decline, he not
be President"
Lord, y he say, 80 Chang Hi! Omy!
huch'green. You green as billiard Ia
Seymour decline. You not know.
our he get two thirds rule. He smart.
1y nominated unless get two.thirds of
He know Pendleton not get that,
soek not get that, Hendricks not get
Chase get one.half a vote. Seymour
cool, look sweet, talk honey, butter
elt in his mouth, sweet as sugar, limo
as lamb. No choice. No two-thirds.
u till day of judgment. Pretty soon
e get tired. Want to go home, no
i y, big hotel bills, little man come with
By for Seymour. You see !"
see. Twenty-second ballot, every
for Seymour. Great noise. Seymour
be again. His decline not allowed.
Aimous. Big gun. General Forrest
. Joy. Sweet Seymour!
neral Forrest come fall in Morrisey's
He say to Morrissey:
aurrah for Dixie! Hurrah for JEFF Da-
excuse me--for Seymour; Seymour was
rnor of New York in 1868; big riot in
York; triumph of true Democracy; kill
Prs; kill United States soldiers; burn
orphan asylums; Seymour call rioters
Heads; when he President, good time;
bigger every morning; kill Abolitionist
night; kill United States soldier on
hurrah!n
Bat noise in the street. Hurrah for
our! Big crowd of patriots from Five
ls-they call Dead Rabbits. They
Joyful; make big rush for a Metro
Rn policeman; Republican policeman;
bad man; try to kill him; he blow whis.
nd Dead Rabbits run away.
EN- convention vote for nominee for
President. Morrisey very mad, and
Barlow too. They say to me:
Frank Blare Oh Lord, shall we never
i'd of the Blare family? Mr.. Nasty
: send the Blare family to Alaska. Good
neral Forrest very mad. He say to
issey:
think of that internal feol Frank Blare
b to be Vice President. He sell out
bin, pretend to be big Abolitionist, get
y Generals shoulderstraps, fight
bst the South-burn fences, steal chick
war over he johnson man-big fraud
Js try TO hold ofiice-chip of the old
effice-make money!
tile man come, take General Forrest
% drink-Forrest feel better; little man
per to Morrissey:
III right, Johnny-big thing Seymour
O0pperhead- get votes of secesh-
: he soldier, fight little, steal good many
kens, he get votes of soldiers, If not O.
ers Of deserters. Deserters like hi
len Morrissey he wink; schell wink
pW wink, go take a drink. All fee
Blare nominated. Hurrah.
get naturalize papers tomorrow. Nor
b tells me;
shang hi, you get papers tomorrow
gou must do something good first. Xii
yger, If you can; if not, knock down
opolitan policeman
right. Me try tonight. Get paper
orrow. Farewell, delicious Bag.
HHANG HI HOMO