New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1868-06-03
POST OfFfS, CONfBDkIt \ KOADt, I
(Which is I'm the State NV Kentucky, May "a, 1868.

POsT OPFTs, CoNFBDRIT Y ROADS, I
(Which is in the State NV Kentucky, May a. 1868.
/ wuz at Chicago one day, and that one day
satisfied me. My stunned With rOrs for Grant;
s ana Grant medals the bands wz ali play
in the Spanged Banner and sch and even the street
organ grinders he'd attoOned their Tyres to the same
on my arrival askt vishus boy tvlch knowd vuz
hung out NV his little pants ef he'd he'd any shirt, ef he
Good show me where the Ablishun Conyenshun wuz a
'Certiny kin my old buffer" sed he. ITS In that
yer bdin pntn he spoke, to ruther gorgus edihce
entered it, and wuz surprised not only at the fewness
the delegates the floor but at ther peeooyer ap
venshun he'd attended Their noses wuz NJ NY the
color he'd ben accustomed TO- They wnz all , solemn
beds and white neckercheTs Is this, thot TO myself
1.-THE uniform delegates wear at RePgehEn
underOne askt wich wuz ahed on the last ballot Col
, Sir" sed he. arc You a johnson postmasteri"
:" am" sed denantly. How didst determine that
g By yOor breath" sed he "Yoor mistaken in the
place. my friend. This Is Methodist conference"
That wkked and peryerse boy he'd INTERESTINGLY DC
On my return we wuz settin in Bascom's dsenssin
the nOmnashens. Deekn Pogram wuz indignant, Good
Heavens said he with horrors IN his sainted face Kin
that perfessn nashnel views wood offer slch an
insult TO Kentucky TO nominate SIGH man eZ Grant
Who sword in hand, devastated her fertile fields aud
piled the bodies her n00ra sons who resisted his ad
vance mountains Hight Kin 1t be that" .
Easy Deekn" replied T. "stiddyi stddyi Don't take
pOsshen rashy. It Amt improbable that we may hcv TO
nominate Hancock or some other soer In that event
:" wel at all eYence0 sed the Deekln, ats most hoo
man thing TO hev thrown our faces Infamous prop
osishen to pay debt injured In infamous attempt 10
SURROGATE us to pledge our labor to pay debt uncon
DeeldD5 sed l. 'yoOr zeal do admire but yoor RELY
ndiseFeet 1t may be found necessary In order 10 carry
NooYork to nominate Belmonts man who VIII be pledged
well, however that may be, it's burnn shame TO
throw into Kentuekys face Aboshnist-tWo NV GIN In
Deekin. q spoke this time severely "yoOr very IN.
discreet to-day 1t possible, and may say probable
that that noble patriot Cheef Juss Chase who hez bin
frteful Absnist and who, ef he runs, WILL for obyus
reasons make us swaer at the beginn porshen NV his
hereses, may be our candidate Say notn Deekin that
YOGI hey to take back"
provin discourse on the nacher oDicks and aims NV de-
mOcracy, opened out onto EN-.
It's elasticity in adaptn means to ends One wood sup
pose that Post os is its ceef end In sense 1t Is
Post Offs 1t might raise Deekln Pograms ire 10 seest
the nominashen Nv Hancock on ahkount NV his
his nsstin on paying of the Nashne Debt or Chase who
hez bin in his day suspected ben tainted with Abs
cess H. the main obhcR Success Is wat Bascom wants
thai T. ben cOntinyOod offs may hey the means pay
bein contnyooay rekested to chalk it down which prac
lis lac esteems disgustn and witch greatly increases
h ms MAJORS msx co,Ryoo to hev Assessors Coiiec
tors. and Revenoo onisers with which he kin d.
and peek Posram wants success that he may hev his
nggers an or least that be may hev the privilege Of
each days ABSENCE without Burow oflser or other
military saTap hangin about TO modest or make
afraid Success Is the main pint, and ef Hancock IL the
way, walk We in it-ef Chase or Seymour is the way,
walk ye ditto for with either NV these men all these
things wen hev When they como to us they eeye Their
former selves behind. -, .
But methlnks hear one say, Hancock Is soDer sey-
nOlr antrepudiatOr, and Chase Abllshnistl wat NV
thatg They may be wat they like when they 80 INTO
assosIasEen with fetches sooner or later Kin
700 tech pitch and not be dehledi Doohttle Cowanan
Dixon wuz Abshnlsts. When they spit from ADllsh-
mint they fell into became
ez satisfactory Democrats CT Good wish The road Gown
rs easy one 10 travel It's easier " slide than 70 fnmD
wci Is the reason why rs many more are damned than
saved. Democracy, like Bascom's new Dkker, holds
man when IL lts liDl johnson wnz good enun ADO
Ishbst TN he called onto ustfor help, and then he wuz
lost Let Chase stay with us week andshed Icrgt an
MA old ideas yOo bet Shood 700 poke that silver pcerat
him the nlggers give him at Cincinnati for defendin aI1E
tive aud he'd swear like Peter he never saw 1tony dir
ier from Peter IN that he'd stick toit And gon
back for the principal ones Their remorse Kind o. arVes
I'm deeper and deeper til they finally are worse than %
no they Originally wnz NY us Let rs my bfetlirin,
never reject any help we kin git Let " come lh any
ape ana from any source itll finally assnilate TO us
nd DO Nv us. Remember johnson, Cowan' Dooil'tie