Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-02
NUMBER II.

The next wuz from Assessor in Illinoy, who
went on to remark that he wood be glad to sup
port him, but decent regard for the interests
NV his family indikated different course. He
he'd espoused the coz of the President ag in Con-
girls for the sake nv the position, and the Presi
dent Good well understand that it no more
dihikilt to change now, to keep offs, than 1T
wuz to change two years ago to git one. He wuz
at this time bizzily engaged in supportin Con-
girls. "Call it not ingrattood,' sed he, 81 wuz
in the market then, and am now, precisely ez
wuz all them wich yoo led captive out NV the
Republican party. He is eggregis ass who
worships the settin sun, when by turnin around
be kin let the golden rays the risin orb beam
onto him.
At this pint, and long afore the afflicted Pres
dent had recovered from these blows, Giddy
Welles' nephew, who had bin out on a scout, re-
turned with report. Fust, he he'd notised that
every burned one w the cusses who he'd bin be-
siegin the White House for appointments, for
months past, wuz now doggin Senator Wade
around that they waited indoors, at the door
NV the SENT chamber, and that they besieged his
hotel. Secondly, that the Constooshnel Yoonyun
CLUB wuz then in session, and wuzjest debatin
the question whether to change the name NV the
club to the +" Ekal Rites Association" the q I'M
parshel League" or the g Radikle Brother
hood p Third, that the Conservative clerks in
the departments wuz all organzin themselves in
Grant and Wade Clubs he'd ordered 900 Grant
medals, turnn in the old Johnson medals they
he'd bin wearin ez part pay
Good Heavens p said his Eggslency.
&c Wat else Good yoo expect? retortid Randall,
1--WE bot EN- cheep and they are cheep men.
may do the same thing afore mite. The expert
ment of buyin up party at so much he'd hez
bin tried afore, and hez allus failed afore, very
much like the ijee Nv perpetooal moshun. 700
kin git considerable enthoosasm ez long ez yoor
provender holds out, then. The fact is, yoo
didn't git no Republicans worth hevin, and yoo
aint NV no yoose to the Dimocrisy, bccoz you
coodent carry enuff NV them Republicans over to
do EN- any good. My deer sir, yoor in a tite
place. We're retired physicians whose sands nv
life hev neerly run out. | see atore me long
vista Nv prvit life. l sold myself rather cheep,
but don't complain. l hev about filled the
measure Nv my ambishen-peope forget in few
yeers and eff they didn't the Amerikin people
wont be crooel cnuff to hold my children re-
sponsble for wat l have dun. Some NV em-I
hev keerfuliy KEEP EN- away from Washnton for
neerly three years-may yet redeem the name Nv
Randall. even ez worthy men by the name NV
Arnold hev managed to live and be respectful
their virchoos more than balancin the unfortoo-
nate name they wnz Gust with. But, A. John
son, yoor time is short. The Republicans is fu-
rous, and the Dimocrisy he'd ruther see it than
not. l, too, will visit yoo in yoor retirement in
Tennessee"
More GOV A. johnson n his eggsile feels
Then 'tore the SENT laid him by the heels.
By the time he wuz dun talkin, the balance NV
EN- he'd left the room, and when he wuz dun he
left two, leavin no one but uc. The wuz
ahfectin. Droppin his he'd onto my buzzum, thee
scading teers arunnin down his cheeks, he ex-
claimed in Il hoer voice:
One by one they go. Mrs. Cobb first and
the balance Immediately after. y, wat world
is this -
l draw the curtain over his grief. l may her
to fnanceer somewhat to hold my place, but
alluz respeck manly emosbun.
PETRoLEUM V. Massey, P. NJ.
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