The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1868-03-11
For the anderson Lnteltgencer.
LETTER FROM JENNY CUTIE.

.I.a;av Discourscs on the Greenrilc and Colum6y
Raze Rode-Seraps Of Early MstOry-Hed men,
fat sromcn and leetlc boys-Forl Catastrophe
Ipre, Company, &c.
PERLAsKY Posr OFrIs, (near painter crick,)
oconey County, S. c., Febewary 4, 1865.
M. Editur am lone CONAN, and liv fur from
emmy villig or town, and scasely iver hear emmy
muse; but hit wus not alters SO, for wns fasea
and fotched up in Andeson deestrict, IN tne oark
korner not fur from Sherrid's store, and IVA tHer
when wus gal. Now, when llVd IN Anoesoh'
,,;s h.r Greneyil and Columby Rale Rode wus
o,ortid and wus amung the fust subscribers
ri rel We how it wus, fur people have amost fur
oot They, meme the he'd men, hilt public meet
ins all around, stumpin hit as they called 1t, fur
10 cit NO the stock. Now, wun of these meetins
wus hilt at sherrid's store and the people turnd
out rite smart fur hit wus a nue. thing Judg
Whitner, Mr. Reed, and uthers, cum ther to speek
They all spoke, but I tell ye Mr.. Reed spoke nigh
tely. He is CRATE speecher, speshially on Rale
Rodee, tel ye-big, likely man as he is. Ho far
Iy run me Grassy, ho did. had nevir hord the
like afore, of the mummy thor wus in Rale hodes'
cud hardly kepe my seto, while he Wus talKin'
list felt like risin up in meetn and e1pressin my
sentiments. thot all on us ort to put in every
dollar we had and jist went, then and ther, and
dun dun hit, fule that wus had about sixty
dollars, that had raised wun way and anuther,
and I list slept up, and put my name down fur
what they called shers. Lord, how proud felt
amupc all the men. couldn't slepe fur menDy
mites, list thinkin what fortin had grown
fur me in that Rale Rode Jemimy Cutie, sher0
How grand it lookt. But lack day, Mr.. Edi-
tur. whar 10 the fortin hcv waited and watcht
menny long day fur sum of ther he'd men to AZ
mo up to take sumthin; but hit amt arrived, and
that's tho resun pme roublin you with these lines,
fur am q lone CONAN, unmarried, and consekent-
" without airs, and nightly in nede Of little
mummy. They du tel me that tho Rale Rode is
maxim hepe of mummy, but hit taks hit all to
kepe hit q gon; and they due tel me, tho, that
hit is powerful fa.nin to all consarned in hit.
meme hit is helthy and makes peerle grofat They
tel me- the President is q likely, fat man, and
misy popler, and merely all the derrectors ar fat
men. kno eum of EN- is, fur I've seed EN-. In
dede, heerd tina. sum of the conductors had bene
ther so long, and crowd so fat, that they had to
turn em of, and put in two leetle boys, SO as nit
vii take sum time fur them to grow up
They du tel me, that they hev sum powerful tat
wmmin as employees, too; fur I heered at VOL
holer, the uther day, that wun of em smuthered
Fms lot of chickens bctweno the town and the
depo by sitten on the koop. They du say, that
the chickens were pretty vel cookt, the hete wus
30 CRATE. Now, didn't find out whose chickins
they wus; kno old Mr.. Beemin swore nightly
about hit and sed he wouldn't luse EN-.
Now, Mr.. Editur, il these her he'd men cant pay
me emmy Of my mummy, Pme not hard CONAN,
but I'm willin to make en- far offer. Jemimy
Cutie amt fat she is oeble thin, but she is count
ed by her nabors Gst az em) toleble peert at biz
ness. Now, Jemimy Cutie just wants to be con-
ductor fur wun yeer. (You kno its leep yeer, Mr..
Editur} She feles that che can tend to the bzness
as vel as them boys. She is an actuil stockhoider
8 full shcrs, and no mistake and she is toleble
strong minded ooman not afeerd of work, as sum
of EN- will find out, eff she is tried.
I'm gittin my nabors, squire Deeton, MIR. Stan
Orig, and others, to sign up my carracter, and I'm
goin down to the meetin of the he'd men in Column
by in May 1--WE stockholders rides free, you kno,)
and eff they don't make me conductor, somebody
vii here frum me.
Mr.. Editur, they du tel me that ther is anuther
nacheen that has got inside the Rale Rode, and is
actilly devourin hit up-a Hexpres Co., or sun'thin
like hit. The Rale Rode haulin hit all about,
and hit gttin all the mummy. But, Mr. Editur,
T will resarye this far anuther letter.
Yours til dcth,
JENNY CUTIE,
lone CONAN as she is.