Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1868-10-28
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Mr.. Nasty givcs his Views OF, tAe sno'eos
OF tho Coming Eetction-His Hopes an"
Written for the Toledo Blade.
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(Wich isin the State uT KeutnckT}


is agin u.s. Wat we Bantid to make
ashooranco doubly shoor wuz jolly fall
yoor Of crops He'd the wheat failed In
Ohio, Injianny1and Illinoy-hed ther po-
| tatees rotted in ther fields, and the corn
cum to naught, we Good hey carried them
states easy. For it's the nacher Nv men
to charge up everything from stheevln
postmaster to the failyoor Nv corn-the
first the most trfflin, and The latter On
view Nv It's efeck on the price Nv hkker)
! the most stupepjus evils wich kin etteck
mankind-they cherge everything Nv this
kind up to the account Nv the party IN
power, and they vote agin EN-. When
nissforchoon waves her red flag IN ther
faces, they charge agin it ike tho bull
never thinkin Nv the draTd steal wlch is
behind to receive en-. My otlshl exist
ence is drawd steal t5sHT1a 81 ..su 2.
I But Providence ir agin US now, ez in
the past. Providence hez most aggra-
vatin knack NV cumin in jest at the proper
time for the Republikin party. Here wuz
a presher in money matters IN Sonsekence
Nv short crops for years-we slept IN and
offered cure in the shape Nv unlimited
ishoo Nv greenbax, but alas jest ez the
dose wuz bein swallered the crops inter-
fered, giyin everybody all the greenbax
they wantd and maxim it to the interest
everybody not to hey any more atioat tor
feer twood depreshate them wlch they he'd,
and at one stroke this plank wuz knoekt
out from under us. - --eA
1t is my opinion that we'd better drop
our fnanshel policy At all events, we he'd
better let the Pendleton ijee die outin the
west and substitute Seymour S for it IN that
secshun. It don't make much difference
wat we do in theeast, ez ther amt none
Nv US ther anyhow, wich is forchunit, ezit
mite conplicate matters. 1t IS my opln-
yum that Pendleton isn't much Nv states
man anyhow. --sS1 25@'A's2
Another thing that's workin agin Us is
Blare. His rednis of face and cheerful
conviviality does much for us in Ken
tucky, vher We cont want help. but good
Hevins how it tells agin US in the close
states wher We do heed help. His Bread
head letter SCOTS Us Nv Kentucky: but in
Moo York, wher our people hev business
and want peece, it hez made them skeery.
It is my opinion that we d better drop
Blare. 42-
Ez to oreeenstruckshen, that isn't jest ez
good keerd ez we thought it would be-
Watts the yoose Nv howlin that the. Radi-
kes don't want a restorashen Nv the
states, when they've admitted all Nv EN-
but two or three !? Watts the yoose Nv
whistlin in the face Nv sich AN North wind
It is my opinion that we'd better drop
reconstrucshen.
The extravagances Nv the Radikals wus
a kreed wich / he'd hopes NV, but it didn't
amount to nothin. Somehow the people
would would ask me wich Nv our leaders
we proposed to put in the places Nv the
Ablishnists, and when we answered Val
landigham, Fernandy Wood, and his
brother Ben, Dan Voorhees, and Jesse u.
Brite, they'd laf derisively and say,
Lord save US eff these thirsty thieves get
their jaws into the national carkis. We'd
rather keep them wich we hev"
It's my opinion we'd better drop extrav-5
agance.
Texas he'd a joocy look, but good Lord,
the people answered US sayin: 'sEf the
debt has to be paid, won't we hev to be
taxed to pay 1t? It's payin the taxes
that hurts--not the politics Nv the party
which taxes us-and ez our people don't
pay taxes. ez a rool, they don't thrill much
over taxes. .s..ts-.s sf
It's my opinion that we'd better drop
taxes. sgs a
"Ekal taxation" wuz ruther hefty at the
beginnin, Till the poor men and farmers
diskiyered that they were payin scarcely
nothin on their houses, wagons and COWS,
while the rich cusse5 wuz earryin the
load. Ez soon ez they made this diskiv-
cry they concluded that they didn't want
ekal taxation SO much, and that turned
agin US. -
It's my opinion we he'd better drop ekal
taxashun. @
Repudiashun looked well enuf, but that
WASH no go. We started out with it,
but found everybody he'd bonds, and
everybody he'd gr senbax. The bondholo-
ers woodn't consent to repudashup and
the greenbax holders sed s'Ef we com
mence at bonds why shood we not come
to greentax?' p ..--.
It's my opinion we he'd better drop re
pudiashun." a
But eff we drop these, wat will we hev
left +? asgz gtirasaa aa tn s..
My ingenious friend we hcv all left.
that that we ever he'd. We hev the Mig
ger, and from him we never ought to hev
departid The minnit we let go NV him..
that minnit we lost strength. On ali
other questions there may be some diff
renee Nv oplnyun-on nlgger there kin be-
none Djmocrisy are groundid in this.
He is their al pha and Omega, their, be-
ginnin and end We don't none Nv. us
want to marry niggers-no matter how
near we may come to tive don't none
Nv us want to sleep with EN-, eat with en-.
vote with EN-, or drink with EN-, (onless
they pay for the likker), aad we wont.
So long ez we hey the nigger, I'VE hev a
rallyin pint | sejest, therefore. that we
drop all these other complicashun isho, s,
wcll are too hefty for us nyhow, and fall
back, for the November eleckshun, on the
niger, one and indivisibe Eff we can t
win on him we can't win on ANYTHING,
and may ez we'll throw up the sponge.