New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1868-09-19

| tie n You make great mistake. l not 60 to
| Il u HParish Prison. For why:
- steal little bunch bananas. Policeman
|FIRN# lake me before nice Democratic Recorder.
hs curl my hair with hot iron, and put Sey-
AID mour badge on my shirt. Recorder look at
ID ne much dignity, and say:
VII "For what you steal him bananas?n
Sssoa1 II say, because l Democratic Niger.
kote for Mr.. Blair
snaf Recorder, he say;
F ISsN "Lethim 60 I reprimand him.
[NichoN So go, reprimand make me feel very
ks '' ii unhappy. Oh yesl ALI right Cash!
s ass All Then little man come to me and say:
|rGnt "Chang Hi. great pity you are poor
rest Reathen, let me convert you" e.
t nsD "All right," say, "How shall be
| BY, h4onverted2"
|ssgra "Very easy" say he, "Learn this creed
bth, nd you shall be good christian and get five
|0rnsi4 Ollars night to march in Seymour
btes REocession."
s tam He hand ne little printed circular which
lam going to learn, and make much cash.
RDoy Behold
The Greed
'hsa ! believe in Jefferson Davis, Father of
PlstE bis part OF the Country, and Maker OF the
kferi,I kealled C3nfederacy.
And in Raphael semmes his risht bower,
| #ho was educated n the L. S. Navy, fitted
|HoIAkit the Alabama, burned several hundred
'SSchsnS erchant vessels, captured some chronom.
puS Hers, aud got knocked into pi the first time
In Ne met an armed vessel. and now stitch III
Hon front seat in the Democratic party
er f III believe in the Lost Cause the Holy In.
1ocent Cub, the Communion of Know
tons Kothings and foreigners, the Pardous OF
Johnson, aud am down on all reformers
md Radicals from everlasting to.eyerlasting.
IbarsI AMEN.
The little man also told me to try and
oo,. believe that Seymour would be elected, bat
L, to told him that he must not come it too
krong at first.
M aIG4 Farewell, Great Bag,
| er b. CHANG HI HONG.
nile This Bag feels called upon, though gener-
||&y meaning to remain neutral in politics
| FER, kd religion, to confess that painful, i'm.
AUtession is gradually fastening itself on its
A All And, to the effect that Mr. Grant, of Gale
ehangk, Illinois, will be the next President of
seco1 csc United States.
sa a Now q careful and conservative Bag ar
Y d Pn HFes at no succh conclusions without good
! in p asons therefor, which here OF hereafter it
a All state.
,nbor For instance, few days before the cleo
andA n of Maine, the New York Horld, a pa.
Nos Nos Which never lies (much) claimed
S sss =, tat the Republican majority would
inch reduced i've or ten thousand
ote, We'll. now we all know it was nit, and if
amp mp iorld is mistaken il taat, why may not
p Democratic wiseacres generally be mis-
ken in their sanguine predictions.
ND And then, shortly after that election in
4Sl0n Trmont the Richmond Dispatch, be-
DsH'A lning to realize the situation, said
# Maine shall show gain large OF small,
EEER p the Radicals, Seymour may consider his
fAIVR TAnces of being a successor of George
'betFes ashington as small indeed.
r 4Dd Small indeed.
aEs And this sagacious Bag is not disposed to
Ioa Vi tach itself to the cause of man whose
! mn Aalces to be "a successor" are small
BY n hdted1
|btcaS As our status becomes more decided, we
In In n n ball inform our friends of the reasons
t. io hch root our feet to the position we take
1ndr Brick Pomeroy puts at the head of the
1s SS1 y itorial columns of his paper, the New
4 1, p o.s Aork Democrat, the following;
hing PERsoNAL The editor OF the Democrat
7as. Aads no money to loaters, accepts no chal.
arch nses from buffoons. grants no favors to
Guyhoundrels, and cures nothing for the good
IN nrsS III will Of either class.
ETOpevsWhich is pretty good platform for an
'o' tor.
sGusr| -
|oSlns We see it stated that IN the Republican
|otsss Pcession at Bangor, Maine, recently, WAS
|i6g Eagon filed with mutilated Union sol
hrs, bearing the motto, "This is what we
Fl e to the Democratic party
Owe This reminds us of what an obseryant Bag
|EK. nbhced in the Republican procession of
-. nights since.
There was marching in the ranks negro
L .Mh d one leg, who walked with his crutch
b q cane throughout the eatire route, cheer
EnoSsa and happy. We said to him in passing,
IoSSs ia have good pluck, old fellow" YES"
- nc, sand had good pluck when wore
ppilorm and lost my leg"
Of Ssss Tie chances are that lie will vote right.
sued b L vas supposed when the Democratic
s Xxi Hncslmen went into Office that city poll
and affairs had finally reached NUM-
bal millennium. Honest and correct men
o'0S again assumed the Teins Of city govern
int, and ali was going merry as a marriage
y hot quite as correct as it might be. 1t
n uld appear from what We read in some
= Bssl tic C. 8. journals that Some Of the City
o.. &c AAeTs IRE supposed TO be scnaewhat "he%F
DC you SO" wheu they take their chairs
Nj the post prandial" session of every
p at sday night, and as means of correct
that, the aforesaid Ceuncilnon are ad
ed to meet early in the day; in other
eids, to meet before MeCloskey's soda
|Agusa nnenees to work. The suggestion, mas
Ice gch as 1t comes from a Democratic source.
Fl good one, and II followed might result
some scheme for paying OF the poor po-
Cor tmen. The intervals between meetings
: ID GIT be probably spent in perustng care
|uRSt III Murray's English Grammar.
|Fanut ~------
IA6ogs Mayer Conway seems under the impress.
10 ~ that If it had not been fer the passage
s ssSsS lie Infamous Metropolitan Police bill
:. e. the police force never would have had
fnpndence 10 have asked foT pay. He