The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1868-11-12
FACTS AND FANC1Es.


been put together again,
"Keep pace with the times or drop
out of the way for others. .rysIs On.
Wisdom misapaiace Of which only
the vestibule has yet been entered.
The mahL whose feelings were
"worked up" has ordered fresh sup.
ply. @ass,f sa.az 5c asss. -1o -,saz .fs =.
How to take census ofsthe chill
dren of neighborhood-Em an
organ grinder. r,,,.. ,-----
No man is a gentleman, who, with
out provocation, would treat with in
civiiity the humbIest of his species. +.
A country lecturer, some years
since, thus. described part of his appa-
ratusfa Snow gentlemen, this here
vessel is fuIl Of air. and that ERE wes-
sci is full of waeeum. ~
Infinite toll would not enable you
to sweep away a. mist but by ascend
ing little, you may often look over
it altogether. r2e --'t1 ea t.5'i
If you have to weigh service with
an injury, take from the weight of one
and add to the other you will be on
ly just.-,SeReque. % - e 3Fs" i'rk
Ladies' and gentlemen said an
Iauctioneer, "these articles, are no
sham-they are genuine tapestry car
pets, made by Mr.. Tapestry himself. .
What pies do We refuse tojeat, kex-
cept when made into sausages? Pup
pies! -''1 - 80 '3'''- -i'.z'f'p
A fellow in the Jail Wishes he had
the small pox, SO he could abreak
out" He has tried every thing else,
he says, but he cantlcome it., lHo-)
IN London, dfas Reynolds Z tie drama
tist, observing the thinness OF the
house at one of his pieces, said, "I
suppose it is owing to the war r.
No." was theTeglE,o 'ftit is owing to
the piece 4 GA 1Ta H9l&
"Guilty or not guilty ?n asked a
Dutch justice. l,o;lay Gae 74zai
"Notguiltyln InuTST
"Den, vat it de tyfdl do You here 4
Go about NIT your piznessl Pr ~ 'a.f
He who sedulously listensJ pointedly
asks, calmly speaks, coo1Iy answers,
and ceases when he has no more to
sayt the point, is the fttestI for busiI
ness, and is sure to succeed.
The man who will not execute his Is
resolutions when they are fresh upon
him can have no hope from them af-
forwards; they viii be dissipated,
lost; and perish III the hurry and3skdr.
ry of the world, OF sunk in the slough
of Incidence. 'ssamrfa--a 7aa
l.IAtghat I are you looking afteeff; my =
deaFg deeaaFg z said aida 2 very, afectiohafe moth
er to her only daughter..,S baSxA'Y
The daughter looked around, and
5hus replied-D QTk 1IITI
"Looking after a sen-in-law, for.
lather." 2x,1x,r
"John," said a dotihg parent to her
'ather Unsuitable boy, ascana you eat
hat pudding with .impunity :" 81
lon'ti know,"' replied young hopeful,
but l guess I.canl with a spoon"
Flora ofhtedipensively to the heavy
masses Of clouds in the sky, saying,
L wonder where those clouds are 90
ng;' y and her brother replied, al
hink they are going to thunder"
A poor 1rishnan seeing crowd iof
people approaching asked what was
he matter. Pat awas answered, A
nan is going to be buried" cob"
eplied he, "I'll stay to see that. for,
We carry them to be buried in our
A young man, who had recently fell
n love with a very beautiful young
ady says that when he ascertained
hat she reciprocated his passion, he
elt as though lie twas sitting lon the
oof of meeting house and every
hingle1was'a a .jews-harp. ,s',R 81
An advertisement in an Irish news
apef reads as follows: sIo@stSomn| Lost On
saturday last, but the loser does not
now where's an empty SACK with
hcese in it. On the sack the letters
;. G.7afe marked" but So worn out as
lot to be legible.7
Of the phns belonging ggih Il to oAD54 b. = Bar! B
on, we believe that the following is
title Known. y z A gentleman coming |
ne day into his room, told him that |
)r. Vowel was dead.
"What !sA said He, &V6wei dead |
1ank God it is neither U nor l.
9IoW 10 fsRiS. ennss orb nseT
LoGIC.-A gentleman asked coun-
y clergyman for. the use of his pull
it for young divine, a relation of
is. I" I really do not know" said the
ergyniann,, how IL refuse you; but
tn. young yylfo'uln ,m[qa man should preach bet
II than me, my congregation will be
issatisfediwith me afterwards; and
he should preach worse, I don't
link he's fit to preach at ALL"
This prompt and unexpected an
yer convulsedEthelaudience fonsome
inutes. =
It Is. stated asa fact by Prot. ,Agassis
lat no fossils Of plants belonging to
e s family, Of the rose, have eyer. been
scoVered by gesoo11ogists! Il fhis he fee-
lrds as as tc,oapeclusiyeo t,fap q 1 evidence that the
PRODUCTION of this family of plants
1on the earthn was Ucoeyal with,e OF
to the creation of man. to ]
hose eeomfort and happiness they
EN- "espeeially designed by, Provi-
,nce to contribute. ''''- ; '.i''''
ARkANsAss lIN1sffcfy.-7A citizen of !
rkansas, while on board of a steam s
Arn fI0