Nebraska advertiser., 1868-02-20
LedIn KaraCters.
GRAsHoPTUR BOTUM,
PhebearY wun, 1858.

OhAHhbFIbh DuIIAg
Phebeary wun, 1858.
Grashoptur hes sitisins ov Eoa es well es emmy
uther place the most yustfuIl Ov those ar
JOE WHITE.
He are a stoor Reaper ov the fust voter, an aIers
YATES on bis kustumers in the most pOrlitest stile
His stock ar awI the most fastidyOus Good desire
konsistin in sOpe, shugaT, long and short sweetin,
koddfsh, males, an menny uther artikels good fur
body an sOsl.
Es i ware citin moosin ontH miseEt / looked mp
and seed q eumin rite tn WHARF j ware mOOsin a
man. He he'd a pease Ov paper in his hand, an
scanned red in his Ease. his j ware Ortu the sirth
es ef he he'd lost sumthin. He ar our lawyur-
G. C. sKINFLIET.
Bis name in full ar greenleaf entity skinfiut.
He aroEe in Graeboptnr at the tune be srriv, an
hes bin hear ever sense, uply wen be ware knot at
hum. He hes bran es es well es a familee. an 10 k
in every day fer moRr, whicLt will be an event
long tn be remembered. lie ar most snckssessful
wen he winds a case, t~herefOuE he hes mRdea host
ov trends.
Cumin clost ontu our laWyur ar
MISTER PTLGARLFeK, N. D.
He ar our doctur. He ar a material doctur an kin
kure emmy ailin cept deth. He wares nicer close an
yuses book words tn the delits an ast9pishmsnt Nv,
aWl RltlS1ns. In the ageF ne AZ udTa u Hc9bs Is
we'll os in anvil kins oz fevers. Awls0, be ar fust-
rate in sore beds ov babyes, an wimin failins.
Rutes n-his HAIRS kin heel the af1ickitid an bind up
the wunded. He hes bin a CRATE help in settling
mp this kommunity, an we hope he'll 60 on IN the
good work ov fOtchin 4th numbers tn our bOOtiful
bottum, an aidin in suckoring the sickt an suffer
ing.
Jist as / ware .crossu mud holIar i knovtised a
ole man with a gun GntOo his sheWldar. This ar
the huntar-
EILLUM sNoTTGRAs.
he ar the greatest koon hunter ov the nashion
an Yin shute closter tn the mark thin emmy luther
| win ar ded man in the Woureld. He don't like this
kuntry kase koons is skase. Rusht botum be sails
ar better nur Grashoptpr fur his fRvurit gain. He
hes kOOn Ontu the braOe.
hern a loud speech in the skool houst an went
tn sea what the mattRr ar. / meat 6Osh Gastubs
he endfOrmed / and endignasben meRtin ware up
onto the rale rode. The Orter OV the oekaseen
we're
JOCK sIY.
Now this Jock ar q snaik in the grass. He sr 80
by 1atur, an ;wen Gabriel tUtes bis horn he'll be the
same old Jock Sly. He never beds emmy OV his
memo doins, o know. BE pushes sum Wun else
shed, thin he kin keap ontu both sides. lie az a
bully brave ov the kainine Specus.
These fellers what ar gitin up endcguashens
agen the rale rode wants each wun on rs tn pay a
taxi ov 10 dollyurs on each quarter sectshun ov
lard 10 endvestugate the CRATE rale rode froad
Wen the lecshiOn ware ab0uttakin phase those fell
lers was pour. butt awl tu wunst tina is RIGHT Anvil
i hes 70 sa ar, eff you let JOch Sly pOl!fox w on
the rAle rode, w is tarnsshion fules, TT fur an lu-
netick assilum, ur we mOut spar q fu on EN- fur the
fist Nv the fule killer. Better keap yur ten sbads,
pay yur raIe rode taEt, stop yur mouth shutin an
kat loost frum Mr.. J. Sly Snaik. With this endi-
Viduals iIs draw t7 and eend
Ny neeks will be Ontu PhiSiognomist-the eng
lishtOv Whicht Ar Horg.
DIR. n. G. baker NJ. D.
N. B-A e~nthewseasstic mestin hes jist bin
belt at Crust Stone. Hit ware q big thing ontu
ice, sn yU kin see all about bit in the KnswbrIsksy
Presst. The krOWd ware large, konsistin mostly in
Red an Pen, Pen an Red. Sum good gasin ware
did by the enfOOriatcd assembly. Bile Cote bed
. number OV motions, an he feels better es he never
did p. g. B.,