Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1868-06-25
W.T. and Wisdom.
void borrowinr and lcndinc., /,

wit and wisdom.
Avoid borrowing and lending.''
None but the lrave deserve the fair
and none but the brave can live with some
OF them.
Why are most marriage Engagements
ike some postage stamps? Because they
are poor sticks. @'-.
Why is tom cat like a surgeon? De-
cause they both mew-till late.
When do we read of decay:ng nature?-
When autumn turns the leaves.
Preachers, like bells, may call others 10
holmes, and know nothing .'ii them
SOLVES ni irc u u
i 4 nioG.est woman must often neither sec
nor hear.
Some persons are extremely polite, even
in prayer. Eve would not presume to die
tate TO Thee. OLord, with regard toThy
administration, .M.us Reg leave respees
IJulLy to suggest that 10 might be wdU
for Thee to rcrirc Thy ,.ork."
What is the difference between a spend
thrift and feather5ed? One'is hard up.
the other is soft do&n.
A clergy man said he addressed his con-
gregaiion as ''brethren," because the bretlf-
en- embraced tBt sadies. 9"
While ten men watcL for CHARGES, orc
man mases chances; while ten men wal
for something TO turn up. one man turns
something up; so, while ten men fail, one
succeeds, and is called man of luck, i.a
favorite ot fortune. There is no luck lil,c
pluck, and fortune most fatofs' those WHO
are most Indifferent 10 fortune.
Heres to internal improvements. rs or;
devil said when he swallowed dose of
salts. Wv
| Grcely says man who rays more f2.
his shop rent thah for advertising, den
know his business. ts,-
/ We may judga mans character by
what lie lovcs--what pleases hiEl- n
I.pe,son manilcsts delight in low, sarisd oh
fleets, the vulgar song and dehasing Ian
euaGa. n tne Ia,sfortunes of his fellows. or
in cr,licliy TO animals. we may at once Ge-
tcrminc the complexion of his character =
bc dark; on the contrary, ifbe loves purity
modcsty and trutl--:f virtuous pursui;scn
gage his affeciious-wc arc satisfied that
lie is an upright man..
Ofcr a man drives pair CT. grays, ani-
fhc himself is driven by du...tt. ;"
How swee, to reclinc in the lapse ofage
say about eighteen.
ssMartha. docs thee love me?'' Why.
Seth, VIC are commanded to love one an
othc.. ere we 'not?- "Ah, Martha, but
dost thou resafd !ne with that feeling the
world calls love-" Il hardly know what
10 tell thee, Seth. have tried 10 besiow
nv love or all: but have somttimes fhot
th.,i PERHAPS thee was getting more than
thy share a-a
A Gentle heart is like ripe fruit, which
bends so low that it is at the mercy of cy-'
cry one who chooses 10 pluck it, while the
harder fruit keeps out of reach.
Franklin Pierce is the only man alive
who was crer elected President of the
bUnitcd Statos:.' =
A good joke Is told of a young man who
ba,tended a social circle few evenings
since. The conversation turned Oh Cali
fornia, and getting rich. Will. remarked
tha. il hc were in California, instead OF dig
ging in the mines, he would waylay some
rich miner who had a bag full of gold,
knock out his brains, gather up his gold
and skedaddle. Miss Nellie Replied that
he had better gather up the bsAias,' rs he
evidently stood most In need OF that art
Gle.
STORM SIGSs.--It is sign of storm to
tread on anybody's ioe-corns.
4 1t is sign of storm TO waken the ba}ly
on wash day.
I tits sign of storm to call ababy ugly
in the presence of IFS n,a,her.' go ~
It's sign ofa storm to spit on the pa
lor carpet when your wife sees it.
i It's sign of a storm 10 speak III OF
your wife's relations: p -'as ~
| tits sign of a storm to tell your wife
that she looks harrid in the last new bon
net. 's '''5ie .f.4F