Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1868-03-10
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE
CAN BE OBTAINED.

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QUACKERY.
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE
CAN BE OBTAIN ED.
DR.. JOHNSON has discovered the most
Certain, Speedy, and only Ehectual Remedy in
the World for Weakness of the Back or Limbs,
Structures, Affection Of the Kidneys or Bladder,
Involuntary Discharges, lmpotency, General
Io% sS Conao1 of nypsp*P idass Of
the Heart, Timdty, Trembling, DlmneSs Q!
Sight, or Giddiness, Disease of the Head,
Throat No>e, or Skin, Affections Of the Llyer,
Lungs, Stomach, or Bowels--those Terrible
| Disorders arising from Solitary Habits OF
Youth-secrct and solitary practices more ia tai
| to their victims than the song Of Syrcns to the
| Mariners of Ulysses, bighting their most bril-
liant hopes or anticipations, rendering mar
riage, &c, impossible.
YOUNG MEN,
| Especially, who have become the victims OF
| solitary vice, that dresdful and destructive
habit which annually sweeps to an u!tlmely
| grave thousands OF Young Men Of tho most
| excellent talents and brilliant intellect, who
| might otherwise have entranced listening oena-
! tors with the thundcrs OF cIoquencc, or "aked
to cstacy the living Tyre, may call with tu!!
confidence.
MARRIAGE
| Married Persons, or Young Men comtempla-
ting marriage, being aware Of Physical We.k-
ness, Organic Debility, Deformltics, speedily
cured.
Ho who places himself under the care OF Dr.
| J. may religiously cOnhde in his honor as
| gentleman and confidently y rely upon his Skill
as physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS
Immediately cured and full vigor restored.
This distressing affection, which renders lite
miserable and marriage Impossible, ls the
| penalty paid BY the victims OF mproprl ty.-
Young persons are too apt to commit e1-
cesscs from not being aware OF the dreadful
| consequences that may ensue. Now, VINO That
| understands the subject Will pretend 10 deny
| that the power IF prOcCeatlOn IS lost soon 0y
| those falling into improper habits than by tho
prudent? Besides being deprived OF the pleas,
ure of healthy of pring, tho most serou, and
destructive symptoms of both body and mInd
ari,e. The system becomes deraMgel, 1he
phys;cal and Mental Functions Weakened,
Loss of Procrcative Power, Nervous lrrltHblll-
ty, Dyspepsia Pulptal;on Of the Heart, lndl-
geslion, Constitutional Debility, and Wasting
of the Frame Consumption, Decay and Dcath.
DR.. JOHNSON,
Member of tho Royal College of Surgeons
London Graduate OF one Of the most emlnen.
Colleges in the United States, and the greater
part OF whose life has been spent IN the hoSplt-
ais of London, Paris, Phi!adelphla, and else
where, has effected some Of the most a3tonlsn,
With ringing in the head and ears when asleep
great nervousness, being alarmed st sudden
sounds bAsh1ulneSs, with frequent D!usnlhg. az
tended sometimes with de-ungemen. OF pInd
were cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses ell those who lave Injured
themselves by improper indulgence ana solI-
tary habits, which ruin both body and mInd,
| unftt them fer either business, study, soc!e-
ty or marrl sc. ,
These are some Of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by early habits Of youth, VIZ:
Weakness OF the Bach and Limbs Pains IN the
Head, Dimncss Of Sight, Loss Of Muscular row
yr, Palrtntion Of the Heart Dyspepsla, Ner-
vGus Irriluoi ity, Derungement # the Digestive
| Functions. General Debility, symptoms OF
Consumption, &C. ,
MESTALLr-The fearful efe is on the mind
! are much to be dreaded Loss OF Memory;
Confusion of Ideas, Depression of spirits, Evil
| Forcbodings, Aversion to society, Sell Distrust,
| Low. Of Solitude, Timidity, &c, are some OF
| the evils produced.
Thousands OF persons Of eli ages can now
| Judge what is the cruSe OF their declining health
| vous and cmuc atcd, having q singular appear,
4nce about the eyes, Cough, and Symptoms OF
0'''7 ''- ''''' YOUNG MEN.
Who have injured themselves BY 3 Ger
tain practice, indulged III, e haor ire
quently learEcu from cFll CoILpah!oto; " f,1
school, the effects OF which arc nightly felt
even when asleep, and. II not cuiGd renders
marriage imp ssIblc, md destroys both mind
| and body. should apply Immediately,
What pity that u young man, tho nope OF
| his country, ihe pride of hi. parents, should be
snalchcd from sll prospects and eujoymcnts OF
.ife bv he consequence of doviating from to
tb of nature, and induIging in q certain Sc
cret habit. Such persons must, before conloin-
plating o
reflect tina: sound mind and body arc the most
necessary requisites 10 promote connuD!al nap
pines Indeed. W thout these the journey
through life becomes weary pilgrimage; TIE
prosp CT hourly dArkcns TO the view, tn" mind
becomes sh&duwcd with despair aud h!led with 70
| the melancholy reflection that the happiness OF
another becomes olightcd with your own.
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
When tho misguided and imprudent votary
| of pleasure finds thai ne has imb!bcd the seeds
| of this painful disease it too often happens tnat
| an ill-timcd sense of shame or dread Of dlscoV-
cry deters him from applying to those |ho
| from education and respectublIlty, can alone
! Defrend him, delaying TIL the c2nst!tu;!odla'
symptoms Of this hOrrtd disease make tHelr ap,,
pearancc, such as u!ce1ated sore throAt, dlSe"Sco
| nose. II ctu-ns.l pains IL the head ana Illnos'
| diuness of ,ight, deafness, NOD cs on the shln,
| bones and arms, blOtches on the Eead, lace ano
| pyl ylrenliues, prUgrc:sing with trightiul rapdlty
till ct last the pala.c Of the mouth or the bones
~ the n,se fall in, and the vicgin Of this awful
dsruse becomes t horrid obj CT Of commiss ra-
tj0n till death puts " period TO his dreadful sut,
| ferings, by sending him to that Undiscovered
Country from W cnce n traveller returns
it's a MELANCHUEY FACT That thou
sands fall victims to this terrible disease, owing
| to the uusklliuncss of ignorGn- prctenders, 10,
| nv thr use Of that DEADLY PUISO :, NJ r.
| CjjkY. ruin tuo constitution and maxi the
| residue Of lie miserable.
! DIR. JOHNSON,
OFFICE, No. 7, SOUTH FEEDERiCK STREET,
BALTIMORE, ND,
Left hand side going from Baltimore stree,
few door from the corner. Fall not to observe
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