Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1868-09-01

T F A H q M B q G
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide;
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint;
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always hGmbug,
Men of science
Full of lies.
Pain Paint has been tested, free Of cost, over
ten months, every day Except Sundays,) at 10
Chatham square, n. Y, for the removal and cure
of all manner of pain and disease. The office is
constantly crowded with patients, rain or shine.
Every person who buys Pain Paint, or tries it
free of cost, knows that all who call it humbug
tell falsehoOd.
we want no poison IN our ups,
No pills to swallow down;
Wewant no burning liniments
In City. County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay.
Or Undertaker's fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit,
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with purgatives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
1 TREMBLING MAN.-THERE IS A MAN
u whose hand does not tremble, but handles
a brush with deXterty, and lays on the PAINT
that never leaves color or stain. He paints boys
girls, men and women, by the hundreds, every
day and evening He removes pain as If by mag
ic, or of any name or nature, whether chronic Oh
acute, from a simple mosquito. bite to the mos
trightful cancer Broken down, trembling pa
tents, are sent by the officers of hospitals Il
/ WOLCOTTS Office, No 10 Chatham square
4 n. Y, and all pain is removed Tor every applica
| ton free Of expense, without money or price
/ Tor the tenant of the sunken cellars 0fthe mean
est tenement houses, or for the owners OF brown
/ stone and marble palaces of Fifth Avenue. All
all are treated alike, and each wait their turn fol-
+ an application of that wonderful remedy, PAIN
4 PAINT, and all distress, pain and misery, van
ishes instantly as if commanded by a supernatu
/ raj agent. The scepter of the kingdom of pail
is broken under the touch of the brush, an(
/ crumbles like spiders web, where before i
held its victim with an iron grasp for scores 0
years.
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed thu
operations with establishment, and those who eX
pected to scott ana laugh, returned to pray. 4
factory in Brooklyn and the office in New YOrl
Is driven to its utmost capacity day and night
The Doctors friends urge him to double thu
price at once; but the Doctor with an emphatic
No, settles the matter The people shall have /
and every body else, for % cents, 30 cents, 81
So, s., and IS per bottle, and can select VIVA
size they please. Those who are able will purchas
the largest sizes. for they contain sixteen of tn
dollar bottles, and hold enough TO drive pau
heddIOng, instead Of a small bottle that remove
pam only by inches.
DR. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He ha
been in the same office nearly six years, and III
folks know just where to find him. He has n
time to visit race courses or base ball matches
hardly time 10 snatch = lunch People of com
mon sense know that he means just what he say:
He has rob much honor to make single fails
statement.
ID is needless for US 10 state the success he ha
already achieved in the sale of his old standar
remedy. the ANNIHILATOR, universally pal
ronlsed Tor catarrh ami colds in the head, whic
j is TIL day the only leading and reliable remed
tor tuat luaths3me. yet universal complaint
Sul more, he now puts up the ANNIHILATOl
IN piuts instead Of half plRtS, and makes il ont
quarter stronger and more efficient. He has cure
Dy the use 70 this valuable medicine, not onl
thousands Of almost helpless cases of catarr
hur hundreds Of weak nerves. Many ma
whose hand iremaled 10 such a degree that
was impossible 10 read a newspaper without la
{! luz il on the desh, and who could scarcely VIII
a their name once week, find immediate benet
Pms hotties hold three OF the 30 cent bottles, al
hr sells hfty OF the pint bottles TO one Of 4
/ smaller Size. Thousands suffer who would
9.al restored from that disgusting disease, O.
IAIthH, which leads directly TO lung col
+ p.a.uls, dyspepsia, weak nerves, pain in the 81
' general do not understand Catarrh and few. d
h2ld enough 20 deny it. Nothing ever taken j
~ tine stomach can cure it, for the disease is
LAC head. gu might as well put plaster
the foot % cure an ulcer on the hard. Catar
i an liberation in the head and q running sor
+ the matter falls into the throat and clogs it;
e nigh! runs down 10 the stomach and undermin
the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh Al
dEgrlvate the disease. j sneeze is natures me
5, emphatic No, and dust Of any kind is most DO
a uvety Injurious.
e You must cure the fostering ulcer in the he
e aud the difficulty in the throat and stomach, trC
tliis los'+ ~ pAteSu constantly pouring from [
head, is removed Il must be cleaned out
stead of adding snuffand more filth.
: Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless
: pure Jrhjte wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post il up, and never fors
: there is ONE PLACE you can go, or be CARR
= ana have all physical pain removed free of
:, pcuse, lit No. l70 Chatham square, New YoI
ana II Hanover street, Boston, when all OIL
doctors give you up as helpless.
r Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit;
r. But fools are often caught aud sold
With tinted wrappers brown and old