The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1868-06-19
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A Conference at the Corners---Joe
Bigler's way IF Building a Plat
form and his Fsilure.
POST OFFS, CoNFEDRIT X ROADS,
(Which is in the State Nv Ky.,)
June 6, 1865 }
We he'd little consultashen at the
Corners one day last week on the
'ubjiek Nv platform for the ensooin
Nashnel Convenshen. We he'd pres
snt, minglin in sweet accord with US,
/ Democrat from Ingeany, one from
[llinoy, one from Moo York, one from
and one from Pensylvany.
Ez we wuz a consultin-a sort Nv
ieelin our way-yoe Bigler came in
Hopln to smooth the cuss down,
o. wunst interdoost him ez q Confed
rit soljer, whereupon the Northern
friends with less sense than l sposed
men could possess, sprung to ther
feet and shakin him vociierusly by
the hand, swore they were proud to
meet him, and insistid on furnishln
him with all the floods he Good con-
SOON that mite anyhow. And they
to-wunst made known the Objick Nv
ther bein there and invited him to
Join EN-.
"Certinly," sed Joseph. "certinly.
Let me see how we will 60 at this
thing. Yoo are from several different
States, and it is barely possible that
ther may be site difference Nv opin.
ion-not enuff to eggscite any on.
pleasantnis, but still enuf to- kind
O. mar the general oneniss, the sweet
harmony NV soles attooned in unison
Let me sejest that the Parsons hal
be sot onto the table-Bascom, voc
cuss, wipe OFF the likker that's spilled
onto it-and that yoo write each or
a slip the opinyons yoo hold and drop
EN- in, that when they are took'ou,
and compared they may be filed down
ez it were, and the sharp corners
rasped off-that they may be sort Nv
amalgamated into one sweet smellir
whole. Is it a go"
They all agreed. Deekin Pogram
Elder Punt and Issaker Gavitt de-
clined to jine in, for reasons obvu:
to all who knowd EN-, but Capt Nc
Pelter and I who kin rite represented
the Corners.
"Now," sed this Joseph. winkir
vishusly at Pollock who he'd dropped
in a minnit afore, "we will prepare
our little orinyuns on the subiict Nv
"The Nigger!"
The entire bilin NV EN- wrote bizzy
for fifteen minits, each droppin his
lucubrashens into the hat ez he finish
ed.
"Mr. Pollock, will you extract
these droppins NV wise minds and
read emp"
Certainly" sed Pollock. "Cer.
tainly. Here is the first"
81 am opposed to extendin any
rites to the Afrikln becoz he Is nat
erally inferior to the white-so infe.
rior, indeed, that all the trainin and
educashen that Good be squandered
onto him wood not bring q fully ma
toord one up to the level Nv an ave-
rage white child NV IA. To give the
ballot to sich wood be a dangerous
proceeding, wich every lover NV lib
erty shood frown onto severely.
JETHRo L. KIPPINs, NV Hlinoys.
"Bully w sung out Bigler.
81 am opposed to givln the Afriklr
the ballot becoz when he hez it w
coorse be is eligible to orhs, and viii
undoubtedly be selected to fill thu
most prominent posishens. Imagin
Good Hevins imagin niger judges,
niger Congressman, niger Repre-
sentatives, nigger school teachers
snd nigger Governors! My Anglo
Saxon blood revolts.
DENNIS O'SHAUGHNEssY NV N. \.
"Bully agin r' shouted Bigler; bu
somehow the rest NV EN- didn't shou
"bully." They begun to look troub
led.
Pollock pulled again:
81 am opposed to elevatin the mig
ger becoz there is material fepug.
nance, q heven-given, ineradicable
conflict between the races. The mig
ger, with his black skin, thick lips
kinky hair, and disgustin odor, egg
cites loathin, contempt and skorn
in the bosom NV every white, pertik'
erIy NV the proud Caucashen female
Their is o barrier between the races
which nacher hez set up and wich
cannot be scaled. Why attempt it?
JONAS PEPPER, Nv Injeany.
The gentleman from Ohio wanted
to withdraw hizzen and revise it.
but Bigler prevented him. II agree
with nv esteemed friend Pepper" sed
Bigler, "ez to the disgustin charac-
teristics NV the Afrikin and the nat
erel loathing wich eggists in the
bosom Nv every well regulated Cau-
cashen. But I disagree with him ez
to the impossibility NV the proud
Caucsshen aforesaid scaln it. Deck
in, hez it ever been scaled in this vi
cinity? Let not exc, but the hun
dreds of yaller niggers in these parts
anser. Pollock. 60 on"
81 am opposed to elevatin the mig
ger for the reasons that if onct re-
leesed from the disabilities the law
imposes, he at once becomes our ekal.
Wat follows? Do we want niggers
for our sons-in-law? Do we banker
after female -niggers for our daugh-
ters- in law2 Wood any proud Cau-
cashen want a nigger woman for a
STEP mother 1 demand, not only
the c0ntinyooance Nv the laws we
hey agin marryin niggers, but more
ones. / call upon my
common country to perfect US from
nigger ekality. -<><
SETH MAwBY, NV Ohio.
aSpoken like a man and o Demo-
krat, ez 700 air." sed Bigler. ''Here
is another and a potent reason agin
eivin the nigger his rites. They
GROW on onr hands. Let rs keep the