Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-12-09
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...Ncves lc. your homes, convictions bo
laughed down. 20
Troubles are ike babies they grow
bigger by nursing. r,
why do ''litle bird. in their little nests
agree 2 Because they'd full ou: if they
l,du {. .......,. .,..r l.
...fhore il a man olt west who drinks 40
much whisky that mo:qiitues that bite him
die Of duirium trempus. D.. ..rs o. ~. l... .
...A good word is an easy obligation. bu.
not o. speak i'll requires only our silence,
which costs US nothing. a
...Acknowledrirg We have been in tho
wrong Is only showing that we are wiser to.
day than yesterday. o..
IA strong. minded woman in town do.
uaces uar iases. We suppose, because
'pcre's sonethiag childish abou, it.
...A railway traveller o.. our acqu ,iatanse
informs Vi lha, hs recent, cauyh. coll
through sitting next to a Wet nurse. OIL.
There is throefDid death in the Sian.
d,'rr > tonsuei it kills him, who ISLANDERS,
hin who IS slanlered, and him who receives
the sland.r. .,..,, e, ,...f =.
This world i: all feeting show"
said a prias; ,oa cuiprit on the eallows.-
Yes, was the prompt reply, '.bu, il you
have NJ objection, Id rather see the show
|-iule longer. "'ir1., FL. .....s 800. 3
\ new ln.omo'ive for street railways has
hecn tested in ph,laisil his. ada proved en-.
irey successful M freis used, the steam,
being generated before starting aud forced
mo tii' ioc IN tive. it. ....
Mrs. NJ ria Martha n co'orel woman,
rscentif n -l,ve. ha. hal hequaathed To her
firm in Pm. -,unt,, Missouri, valued at
s6,oO. Sh. says she never was SO happy
| a: when in slavery. and tlesses the name Of
her kint Old nl,,er
~ queer ca.e Of combustion occurred al
E!k Cove, Ma iison c,unt;. Wisconsin. A
Farmer was hgfsh;ng wheat with machine,
vhrn 'h' wheat ignitnd from the machine,
and stacks. machine and appliance. were
all consumed.
...Th, R.lical. in Congress are expected
TO ,a.s suffrage act Of two sections ut it's
next meeting, as f"l!ow,,: Section |. None
',ut 'oya! men can vote. Section .. Loyalty
consists in voiint ,he Radical ticket. ,, :, 81
IA North Caro.;aian let ten gallons of
'ar that he c"ud drink q quart Of brandy
and wl!k mile before i, Slowed him -
Tie won the tar, but was shortly after bur.
ed.
There i.a difference between happiness
an w!'iom :, ha that thinks himself the
h.ppie-' mln really is 81, bu, he that thinks
him elf the wi,e>l man. is mort generally
fund to be the biggest flal. ,,s!.!
- lady r.,ontly advertised that she
wanted Il gentleman tor breakfast aud tea
while aaothsl, in the same JOURNAL seeks to
rec"rer "a lost S,livt belonging to gentle.
a,an made OF cali.skin." 'i' s.' 1or.,
...A western editor thinks if the proper
way Of spelling tho is though" ani DO
"teaux,' III, proper way "f spelling potato
nu,t Le ''p,uphreightaux." The new way
Of s.,e.l.ng softly is ''p,oaghlelsh." q
....A, M,th,dst meeting the singer who
led til. p,sla, tune, finding that his con.
cu ling word. which was jacob, had not
>, lable> enough to fill up the music sde.,
qurely, e.,lsl thas ''Js-a!a-Ja-a-a fo.ds
riiil1 -cb5. s
"A justice better yer :ci in law than Cos.
pei, not long ago mi:iied a couple 10 this
way: Hold up your right hands. You
sie,nu'y swear that you will perform the
d ,tie, Of youi' Office j,in'iy and severally,
according TO yonr best skill anil Judgment,
50 hep youG.d. Fee. ono dollar" ~
The negroes of Danyil,e, Va, are ex.
,ited over the appearance of the devil to
nns Of their number. To the oyes of the
frightened darcy hi, satanic majesty was
tanting on 4 large ball Of fire, which he
eu.tinued for .some minutes, when the ball
Of ire burst into thousand pieces.
oliver Dyer is authority for the asser-
ton that 100000 people below Twentieth
+trect, in New York, live in cellars. lle
h,s oLtaine.i the actual figures of the liquor
shops 5,2is. There are 1878 billiard "a.
oon, in the city and 10000 destitute and
uu,cast children. Where are the missiona.
ries? :gi Ill - i
Ia terrible explosion occurred in tho
Arey mine nine colliery at Wisan, England, No.
| vcmber 10Th. Three hundred men were in
the PIT at the tina, most, It not oil, Of
whom have perished. Thirty two bodies
have thus fur been recovered. Hundreds
of the relatives Of tho deal are gathered at
tho mouth of tho pit, saa ths sosns u hosst.
1 rcudina.