Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-12-09
EpIIilterS.

PCT Ouy
Tho report that Helmbold, the mcdi.
cine man, is insane is untrue.
The Catholics Of Danvillo arc building
q large church.
THE majority against negro suffrage in
Missouri is 3,435. F.Er9 TFF
IA lady Of 1t. Lonis gave birth to four
children. last week, three girls aud boy.
Ia Mississippi paper says, the crops Of
that State that have not failed this season,
arc pumpkins and boy babies
Figs arc grown in Chillicothe, Ohio,
without difficulty, and they dc equal to any
Of the imported.
Fifteen drunkards in q one.horsc car
affored a lively midnight scene in Boston
lately. ...a
1.-The Union Pacific Railroad placards,
posted up in Chicags, asseunce 'ouly ten
days 10 California" ....
..-Radicalisln would ttrio US Of all rights
except the right to pay taxes and the right
to starvc.
...1exas claims to be a ''land Of milk and
honey hecausc you can get cows there for
$40 dozen.
...Thad Stevens ghost says it is glad i'm.
parchment didn't succeed. Repentance
comes rather late in this case.
...Thc Church Militant-Six clergymen
were at the polls pedding Radical tickets At
Warlenburg, Mo-, on the day of election.
IA Montreal laper complains that the
supply Of water in that city is 80 short, that
the people are obliged to give babies beer.
...Gov. Geary has appointed Crl. John
NJ. Thompson, of Peryvile to be Super.
inteudent Of the Arsenal ut Harrisburg.
1.-The Democrats Of Tennessee are al.
ready talking Of nominating Andrew John.
son as their candidate for Governor.
IA bachelor, according to the latest def
milton, is man who has lost the opportu.
nifty OF making woman miserable.
About Poultry thieves See that your
chickens End turkeys roost high until after
the holidays
IA grubbing machine is one Of the latest
inventions. A machine for supplying grub
would be rather an acceptable invention
these high.priccd times.
ID. NJ. Hanna, local editor Of the South.
cra Opinion, was the author Of the article
for which Rivcs Pollard was assa.sina,cd in
Richmond.
The Cleveland F'aiadcalcr says hes.
pital for women who have become disgust.
cd with their husbands is to be established
in that city.
The Mississippi Valley contains 1885,
0OO.O0O acres Of the finest land in the world,
or space for one hundred and fifty States Of
the size Of Massachusetts.
...Somc twenty Democratic papers in the
State have already expressed preference
for Gen. Cass, Of Pittsburg, as the next
Democratic candidate for Governor.
lit is said that the earthquakes are
working nor,hward from the tropics. Could
not vnc OF them be induced to make a call
at Washington about this time.
They have been holding a Woman's 5
Rights Convention in Boston. A set of old
maids and termasant wives want 10 vote,
and to perform other unfcminine things
Fred Douglass was orc Of the spou,crs.
The fellow who undertook to get free
pass on the plea tha, he was rail road man
is found to have spoken the truth he was
rail rode man, but fellow had hold Of
each end of the rail when he rode.
Whisky was sheriff Of Chicago last
year. The sheriff Of Chicago was General
Beverage, and the general beverage of
Chicago is whisky. Ergo, whisky was
sheriff.
THE Rev. DR.. Boynton, who does the
praying for tie Rump Congress, threatened
to fog Gen. Howard, Of the Freedmcn's s
Bureau. The pious General told him he
had better try it. .. .-
The Boston Past says: "a Sunday pa
per says it is in ia D. Of women voting, If
they want to. We should like to see the
man that could make them vote, if they
didn't want to.
THE bridge between WrightsviIlc and
Columbia, has now reached the York county
shore, and the workmen are engaged in put.
ling up the arches. 1t is supposed that it
will be open Tor travel by the first of Janu.
ary. .. .,.,t
"a Washington correspondent writes :
ut is a singular fact that no President of
the United States, up to the present time,
has had child born in the White House."
He adds: ut is understood the fact will
not exist long after the 4th of March next. !"
...ln 1861 the cry Of the Radical leaders
was Onward to kichmond!" Now the
cry Of the same chaps is-"Onward to
Washington" The first of these cries cost
the Government three hundred thou. and
lives; the latter will cost it three hundred
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