The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-05-08
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What is mos, like hen stealins' Why
scsek robin, Ofeonrse-, II Il =
Motto for an Arab tribe: "Up and Be-
douin' 2T00n 22IgGG
when Autumn il married 10 Winter the
welding cake is always frosted.
sons fshpnnep'op aos,onlior bsi.s $50
'1'r'iN i-y.u Orp1JJgH
Some one calls the time Of squeezing
girls hands the psliny season OF lie.
wytN AysslRte pu~sns spasntrd ~
disusnt ciiniAseI >Becu,,c 'they~ correspond
hut never, meet. .4.rt, ., i.s..rt i.4l
Our tempers are like an opera.glnss'
.whici, makes the obiret small +ur great nc
corning 10 the end you look through.
The Plymouth Rock sarusticapy rob,
serves that the blossom Of single May.
flower can ls s,nelt all over Rhode Island.
A thief, who lately broke open a gro
Gers warehouse, excused Shi,asc'fs on the
plea that he only went to take tea.
An eccentric clergyman larely said in one
of his sermons that .'ab0s,t the commonest
proof we have that man is made Of clay, is
the lxiek So often found 10 his hat" .''Sf
Dress.makcrs and tailors do more for the
world than any other two, and perhaps oil
other, classes. DO moro to ornament, and
also to deceive and deple,e. ''-.
Some literary mouser has, Uncovered
that the Editors Drawer" in Harpr's
MonlAy Is made up by woman. SO are
editors drawers generally.
A musician, in giving notice OF au intend
cd concert, thus expresses il: "During the
evening variety OF songs may be expect.
cal too tedious to mention.
A wou,apin Brook Hn purchased aTiart
of milk and found a small Ash swimming
In H. The milkmans stated that he ,lrmfsht
the'cow niust have swallowed the fish, =
A Bridgeport minister, offended with a
lot Of whispering boys in religious meet.
ing, last week, picked out Of them deaf
mute, and set him down at some distance,
thereby sadly interfering with the sobriety
OF the audience.
A lady wrote to her lover, begging him to
send her some money she added, by way
Of postscript =, al am so ashamed at tbs
al the request have made in this
letter, that / sent after The posinian to get II
back. but the servant could not overtake
him ....
Nj, Pspimrpons says the squeeze Of a
lady's hand makes him feel like a volume
ofpoetry printed on rose-colored, gilt.edged
paper, and Illustrated with the cuts Of GU
pids, angels, Fourth Of Julys, and bathing
in the heecy clouds Of a June afternoon.
Persimmons is easily excited and is apt to
run into rhapsody when he should exhibit
like speed and time in another direction.
With youth, yigor and determination
why should mt you, young man, succeed
IT, you do not, il will be, because ola failure
TO properly use your own faculties and
time. Every pursuit and effort Ia life is
likely 10 I've successful ifchosen with view
of your natural fitness. You can succeed
10 the command Of mud-scow, or Liver
pool steamer, Just rs nature has mude YOU
and you follow up her hints and posiblli.
les. NJ 81.
Here ID an advertisement from, nm Eng.
lish paper, off, kind common enough in
that country, but entirely unknown among
MS: -
"Wanted, by a thorough, earnest. con-
verted young preacher. situation rs lay
man or missionary. Willing TO spread the
truth through the blood of the Lamb rs in
Jesus, as it Is so much ne0ied In these
dark Ssses of ritualism and popery = Can
preach eSiempore and draw sinners 70 the
foot of Sthe. cross through the Mood Of
Christ. Address nj. r., Hackney"