The workingman's advocate., 1868-07-11

a DAkbkA in England, during Ne preva
lence Of the cholera, expresse MS npini,n \,
customer on whom be was oparatin- thst
after all, the cholera was II .he bair
sThen," was the answer, "yol ought m b
very careful what brushes Y1u usa.T "Dr,
sir" replisd the barber, Laughing ''I ddn',
mean the Pair Of the 'ead but the a ar of tn
hatmosphere"
AT public "Tea Party" recentl. hell .r
one of our country towns, ~nerA ~S.ar..
ments" were ia order, timid ba.,el.rw,.
bold enough to remind the Lao @, shat l.as
year was upon them, by offering she r1llJw-
ing:
Three long drcary years have wait Nm titi.
Nov a you Pop Toe qlestion- Il slt WV NY yrs~
TO Whicn the IA0y promptly rysp1uI-I AZ
foIlows:
The without coBrAg4 10 Io ~ oru WAX
Ma 40 nis Washing ana tit nx 4nt --a,I.-r
The bachelor looked 10 despir.
THAF was a wise "niggahr Whn. n -pesl
ng OF The happiness of iuarried p.ol.., -atd.
'Drt ar 'Pends aitoK KsJer on hoW ,.ey enj1,
iemselvean
How Sam VAS CAuoHr.-An Oh IaIy 49,,
vas making some jan was call "A ulll Jv /,
neghbor "Sam, you rasca ,ne y,,d
''yos' u be eating my Jam when l'm av,, >
Of his eyes rolled huagrily toa.,ri tne hnh
bling crimson. "See here, Sa % said tb..
old LAZY, taking up piece Oi chalk. ..l'II
chalk your lips, ant then, On 10y return. I'll
know II you have eaten any," s. Sayin.-
she passed her foretngcr over the thi-k t.,
OF mr. darkey, holding the chalk VI the palm
of her hand, aud not letting 10 touch him.
When she came back, she did not u-ei W.
ask any questions, for Sans lips we're cE.I1-
cd quarter Of an inch thick
A FsENcH journalist, wishing w rsse y
little fun AZ the English, says tIata a B-irs1
captain named Harris, ouca Cama a-rr-. "
sleeping whale Under the impress Y NV.
4 vas A. island le Landed. anu nm t.. a.al.
of Qlaen Ni1torin .-lk plss---t .u Tr-
whale aw0ke ali went u0Ul. -sr t..
ilscovarer and his party, blt ur t..
.ISh charts tile place " marked .-.laaI. .a-
and"
"AHlH said Saraphina, speaking 3n some
subject in which her feelings we're snIistel
"how gladly would embrace al oppor,u.
atty"
"would I were an oppOrtuni y !" inter-
rupted her bashful lover.
"WaY 40 you 4eep yourself y, distant Y"
said fair one to her basnful lover. "B.-
cause" sAid he, distance lend, eneaa ,t-
ment 10 the view
A BAcaELOB sea captain, who was re-
marking one day that he wanted d g1li
chief otiser, was promptly informed by
young lady present l. 1t she had 10 obls,.
tons 70 De his first mat. He took thv uiut
and the lady.
Ma. JOIN CLARK, in pleading before the
Hoase Of Lords one day, happened tu say
IN his broadest Scotch accent, "!n PLAIN
English, ma Lords" Upon which Lord
Eden jocosely remarked, ''Ln plain Scotch
you mean, Mr.. Clark" The prompt alyo-
cate instantly rejOined ma natter in
plain common sense, ma Lords, and thnti.
the same in all languages, yen ken"
"Has the railroad got 10 M asked Fsutfa-
man OF an lrishman, standing "a l.rgi.
thinking to quiz him.
''One ind has, sir" was Pat. rertF.
A lady recently advertised N = cilr rsrar
that she wanted "a young Ernli~r-aa f.r
breakfast and tea" while AnuLasF lHlv.
in the same journal, asa fsf aash.ai
With Roman nose wish nrunN irrilFNnH.
tendencies, and a third party a-hE wv rrutFHr
a lost wallet belonging % yeaas lisa aat.
Of cAlf-akin.
A man who had = soaliinE si'-. tsseg
asked what be did for o iFHnE. saa aa ArFt
q hot house
OSE Of josh BiliiuE-' mssias
'kise earlv. work hMrA An NHa HHmn #hH
y1u cant sell give Hut4iaU Ha aus WV
you ion't de Eca ani ra b. M fr.. ras
nay sae ma Gov dAmAEHH."
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