The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1868-03-26

! PSiHhS nv " b"J1 All pdItUlHdSlSJ nCL
bin feelin for you, and hez at last, am
satisfied, found yoo.) | feel for yoo ez
| do for every man who hez a offs and
is obleeged to leave it. Nevertheless,
cant help yoo. | wood, but 700 see
we hey all we kin do to help ourselves.
OF course 700 don't expect the Dino
crisy to take any part in the struggle
between yoo and Congris. Elected ez
a Republican, with Republikinsin in yoor
Cabinet, the Dimocrisy, while they APP
plaud wat you hev done, cant of coorse
make your quarrel theirs. When yoo
leave Washington for Tennessee can't
you take Concord in yoor way! / hey
no objecshn to mlnglin teers with voc" I"
The next was from q Western poll
tishen, lately appinted postmaster
''SIR: | return the appointment yoo
gave me last month with loathin and
skorn. / survived the Moo Orleans and
Memphis massaCrees, yoor opposition
to the will NV Congris, and all the other
damning iniquities NV yoOr most damn
able administration, but this last at
tempt to hist Stanton l cant indorse;
therefore | bolt. Yoor successor will,
hope, do me justis, and likewise the
SENT"
Sed Randall: 'yThat cuss bored me
for better nor year for the appintment,
but the SENT won't confirm him. Oh,
Wade, what heven't yoo to undergo! /!
Oh, Johnson, from what hev 700 es-
capped !"
Appointment Eastern Dimocrat wrote
ez follows: >
"Defy Copgriss, and let EN- impeech
yoo. IF they shood hist yoo, all the
better. 1t viii be an immense help to-
ward the eleckshun NV Mcclellan.
Think how much 700 kin do fur the coz
in this way, and stand firm. Visit
Hartford on yoor way to Tennessee"
A Western Democrat wrote:
"We all applaud yoor courage and
resolooshen. Let the Rump impeach
and remove yoo, and it makes certain
the triumph NV Pendleton. Stand by
yoor colors. Yoor impeachment is
our hope. Shell we see yoo at Cincin-
natl on yoor way to Tennessee ~
A Southern Democrat wrote:
"Be firm be firm! The impeech-
ment Nv yoorself will raze sich storm
Nv indignashen in the North, and sich
sympathy fur Southern Dimokrats ez to
make the nominashen nv even such
man ez Breckenridge certain. O.! stand
firm Let EN- impeech yoo Yoo are
now NV vast yoose to the coz! / will
meet yoo at Louisville, and accompany
yoo to Tennessee.
Mcclellan! Pendleton. Breckin-
ridge." shouted the President; "what
NV me! Am l to bleed solely fur their
good? don't want to 60 to Tennes-
see, nor | won't! Am | to 90 out i'm
peached fur their benefit! Never"
And AndrOo, who isn't quite SO much
Nv Philosopher as Sokrates, busted
into teers, swearin that he'd see EN-
blest afore he'd sakrifs a mint NV his
term for anybody's use but his own.
The next wuz from a Assessor in
Illinoy, who went on to remark that he
wood be glad to support him, but a de-
cent regard for the interests NV his
family indikated a different course. lie
he'd espouzed the coz NV the President
agin Congris for the sake NV the posi-
ton, and the President Good we'll un-
derstand that it was no more diffikult
to change now to keep offs than it wuz
to change two yeers ago to git one.
He wuz at this time bizzily engaged in
supportin Congris. "Call it not in
gratitood," sed he, 81 wuz in the market
then, and am now, precisely ez wuz all
them wich yoo led captive out NV the
Republican party. He Isl eggregis ass
who worships the settin sun, when by
turnin around he kin let the golden rays
NV the risin orb beam onto him."
At this pint, and long afore the af-
ficted President he'd recovered from
these blows, Giddy Welles' nephew,
who he'd bin out on scout, returned
with a report. Fust, he he'd noticed
that every darned one NV the cusses
who he'd bin beseegin the White House
for appointments for months past wuz
now doggin Senator Wade around
that they waited indoors, at the door
NV the SENT Chamber, and that they
beseeged his hotel. Secondly, that the
Constooshnel Yoonyun Club wuz then
in session, and wuz jest debatin the
question whether to change the name
of the Club to the "Ekal Rites Assosi-
ashen," the 'ImparsheI Suffrage
League" or the "Radikle Brother
hood" Third, that the Conservative
clerks in the Departments wuz all or
ganizing themselves into Grant and
Wade Clubs, and that already one NV
the Department Clubs had ordered four
thousand Grant medals, turnin' in the
old Johnson medals they he'd been
wearin' as part pay.
"Good Heavens" sed His Egslency. |
"Wat else Good yoo expect" retortid |
Randall, 1--WE bot EN- cheep and they |
are cheep men. I may do the same
thing afore mite. The experiment Nv
buyin up party at so much he'd hez
bin tried afore, and hez alluz failed |
afore, very much like the ice NV per-
petooal meshen. You kin git consid-
erabIe enthoosiasm ez long ez yoor
proyender holds ont, but then. The