The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-03-26
Tor the Toledo Blade.
NASBY
The Impeachment Matter-Meot-
ing Of the Cabinet aud Mr..
Nasty How the Democracy

luG VI bllH OdOlUOb UuU MT,
Nasty - How the Democracy
Take It.
WASHINGTON, March s, 1865.
The most aifectin time | over eggs
porienold in this vale o. ioers was in
Washington last night His eggs.
lency telcgraift mo to come on to
Washington, and obeyed. | hovu't
tied much tu him recently, but !
coodont forgit that ho fust Civ me the
offs | live on, that his houored name
is at tho bottom NV the commishu |
hold, aud | felt that | ought at least
to be with him while he wuz dissolu
tin. l determined he should dror
his last ollishel broth onto my faith
full buzzum.
/ arrived late, and at wuust pro
cccded TO the Executive Mansheu. 1t
wuz a familier scccu. Their wuz Sc
ward, Randall, Secretary Welles, aud
the President, aud all graycr than the
saiutly raven nv the stately days of
yore. The President wuz a tryin' to
keep 4 sliF upper Up, but I Good soc
tecrs a follerin each other ad0wn his
holler checks in rapid succession.
Giles a goner ~ thot |, "no man kin
stand that drain on his floods. No
matter how much ho may take in,
that pace will kill any one"
The President wuz rccdin tele-
grams and letters, and thoy wuz not
NV cariktor to pleezo him. The
Grst wuE from August Belmont, aud
red thus:
81 hev, oz 700 know, the highest
possible regard for your Eggsleusy,
and shel regret exceedingly to see
you deprived Nv yoor high offs; but
reoly, you kin scarcely cggspcct the
Dimocricy to ombarras themselves BY
espousin yoor coz. The fact is, no
party heyin fucher before it kin tic
itself to ded past. The teemster
draws a sigh over a dod mule, but cz
dcd mule cant draw his cart, lac
materially turns his eyes onto them
still possest NV vitality. | hope yoo
SEQ the pint without my explainin it,
Excuse me for comparin 700 to ded
mule, but the simile wuz the first that
suggested itself to mo.
with profound respect, l am, etc
"P. S, Should biznis call me to
Tennessee | shell 90 myself the honor
to call on 700 in yoor dignidod retire.
ment.p '#. ..
The President wipod an avalanche
NV teers which follered tho recdin NV
this unfealin letter, and the next
wuz opened. IL
MARYsvGLLE, KY, Feb. 80.
Wood regiment NV Irish raised
in this place be NV any servis2 An
scr! . ,..l. ovid d.. ia.
"Bahl' said Randall, "tho whole
county only polls 600 gotes, and that
cuss hez bin borin me for place in
the Department for over year.
Drive on. @ H. ...
The next wuz from Vallandygum:
"Since tho disgracolul exhibishin
yoo friends made NV themselves at
the Philadelphia Convenshun, L didn' t
consider myself bound to yoo. /, es
You know. never took any stock in
half.and halfmixters. My defect by
Thurman hozn't increased my love
for yoo and yoors, | hey no objec-
shn to your holdin yoor seat to the
end Of your term, bat RELY its a
matter NV but little conscience to me
Shood you pass lhro' Dayton on your
way to Tennessee, | shood be glad to
extend tho hospitalitics Nv my humble
house to yoo."
Thenextwus from Franklin Poorce,
and wuz dated at Concord, n H.:
II feel for YOU that is, l feel for
Yoo on general principles. (Thad.
Ste ,eps, permit mo to say, in pareu-
thasis, hez been feelin for yoo, and
bez at last, ] am satisfied, found yoo.)
| feel for you cz do fer every man
who hez a offs and is obloeged to
leave it.. Nevertheless, can't help
you. woodruff yoo see we hey all
we kin do TO help .ourselves. Nv
coorse 700 don p'texpeotthe Dimocrisy
to take any part in the struggle be-
tweenyoo aud Congriss. Elected ez
a ,BeEublikin, with Bepublikins IN
yoor Cabinet, the DemoerisE while
they applaud wat 700 hey done,
can't iof eoorse make yoor quarrel
theirs. When 700 leave WRshipg
tan afot Tennessee can't you take
Concord ia your way? | hoy no OBJ
jeeshn to minglin teers with Jou1
ThepeNt wis frpmsa Western poll
tisheN latelyap sinted Postmaster,0
"SIB-r lFeturnthe NRHn tment 700
;afo me last moth Nilh losthin and
kornod / ShrVivel tho Moo .0sleans
nd Memphis ,nassaeres, yoor opposi,
ioDltO the wiz 7uEa Congris, aud all
the other danin iiniqpiiies NV yoor
laQSt dtmuabls ADMINISTRATION, but
this last gatlemptrtp hist Stanton
can't endorse Therefore bolt.
Yoer successor will l hope, do me
justis, and likewise the SENT.