The Portland daily press., 1868-11-09
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBUG.

IF A HUMBOG,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
OF cali 1t humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not aequaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree Of cost over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, New York for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease he Office is constant
~ crowded with PATIENTS rain OF SHINE. Every Der
son who buys Pam Paint, tries it free OF cost,
nows that all who call 1t humbug tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning lniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disea'e,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' tees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That phvsic is deceit;
The L4ncet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble. but handles brush with
deAterity, and lays the PAINT that never leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
mon q sln ,,.,1
removes pain as if by magic of any name or nature,
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the most frightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients are sent by the officers OF hospi-
tails to WOLCOTTS Office, No. 10 Chatham square.
NJ Y, and all pain is removed for every application
free OF expense, without money price, Tor the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain. and misery vanishes instantly, il command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush,
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with an iron grasp for OF years.
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
lions with astonishment, and those who spected to
scctf aud laugh returned to pray. factory In
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
80 cents ST. S. S. and So per bottle and can select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
VIII purchase the largest Sizes for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
pam headong. instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DR.. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been In the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses OF base ball natches-hardly time
TO snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale Of his old standard rene
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized or
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable edy that loathsome
| up tie ANNIdILATOR in pins, instead of ha!f
pints, and makes it One-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| 1t on desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once a week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three the 30 cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
| pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint.
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken ken
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to cure ulcer the hand.-Catarrh Is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down TO the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
CatarIh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sneeze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
injurious. :
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, ficm this
load Of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead Of adline
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achife wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried and
have all physical pain removed free of expense at
No: 10 Chatham-square, New York, and 70 Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that while wrappers fit,
But tools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sent. 18-4w