The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1868-07-16
JacObin Literature In the Dog
DaVs

Days.
July and August are the months in
which dogs and cats commonly go mad.
One who reads the Jacobin newspaper
concerns during these months will per-
ceivc the verifcation of this fac. in a great
deal of rabid frothing about Horatio Sey-
mour.
He will learn therefrom many
things about Horatio Seymour that no Que
ever learned before.
He will learn that Horatio Seymour
was born with double rows Of teeth and
that his first lively performance was to
bite off the nurses little finger because
she had brother in the army.
That he grew up deceitful young ras-
cal, who bamboozled good little boys" in
to the belief that swallows might be
caught by putting Onondagua salt on
their tails.
That he cut the Threats of six school
fellows, extracted their livers, and sold
them to sausage maker.
That he studied law because lawyers
succeed better in rascality than any other
people, excepting those who get contracts
or places in the revenue service.
That he joined the church in order to
crafty personal grudge against the wor-
thy rector, whom he afterward drowned in
the Herkimer river, by tying stone to
his neck.
Taat he is "sneaking, decetful, spec
ious, heartless adroit," INSCRIPTIONS, con-
scienceiess, guiIeful, juggling, insidious,
designing, faithless, double-tongued, dis
Stimulating, hypocritica!. perjured, knav-
ish, cozening, subtle, wicked, mean, mer-
cepary, vicious, immoral, obdurate, base,
proAigate, corrupt brutal, unrigh!eous,
atrocious, rascally, abominable, unmitiga-
ted, damnable, and improper "villain, =
enc of your praying, canting,' &C., &C.,
''seeundrels. who. with an Unsuitable" &C.,
DC, &c, appetite for evil, &c, &C., &C.,
never had the courage to do had," &C.,
&C., &c, "act with defiant front; but
who endeaycrs to purge himself and &C.
ceive," &c, &c, Sc, tie world By "sniv-
cling" whining, caterwauling, &C., &C.,
&c CHS prayers to heaven, in which he
does not believe, as an offset to the infa-
my" &C., &c, &C., &c, &C., "of which he
is full"
That he entered into conspiracy With
s. j. Tiden, JEFF. Davis, Belle Boyd, and
Henry Clay Dean to murder 4. Lincoln
and desecrate the grave Of Ann Rutledge,
"six miles north, bearing little west OF
New Salem; and that he never forgave
Wilkes Booth for interfering and spelling
bis nice little arrangement.
That he is crazy-orazy as Icon, as a
March hare. as bedbug,-in brief, as
crazy as General Sherman was when he
said the rebellion could DOT be put down
by an army of seyenty-fve thousand meu;
and that the very wonderful "method in
his madness is proof positive that he ex-
poets to be more crazy
That he is the identical red handed
rebel who fired the FIRST gun; who tore
down the federal flag; who was alluded to
by General Dix, when he said, "Shoot
him on the spot; who starved federal
prisoners at Andersonyllle; who played
the devil generally at Fort Pillow who
set fire to New York orphan asylum ;
who seduced Grant to take his first drink;
who dared to express the opinion that Mr.
Lincoln was not the government; who
declined to become Mrs. Governments
dear friend by presenting her with cam
els hair shawl; who raised an objection
to MIR. Stewards little bell; who said the
laws ought to be obeyed alike by rulers
and people; and who was guilty of unpar-
donable treason in setting an illustrious
example of obedience and patriotic devo-
ton to to the civil law, as governor of New
York.
These are some of the surprising things
that people who read the Jacobin news
paper concerns during the dog days will
learn concerning Mr.. Seymour. The list
need not to be continued, because it will
be found IN ertenso in all the Jacobin
prints. to the exclusion Of much more I'M
rortant and interesting Matters Chicago
Times.
Attempted Deception.