Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-09-09
CURRENT NEWS.

looking blue, and growing thin.
Do you want to pay taxes for bondholders
vote for Grant and CoIfax.
Forney makes a statement Cn the "honor
of a gentlemaH," but does not name the gen.
tleman.
Gen. Siegel now a r, sident 'of Baltimore
WON'T 60 for Grant. Hundreds of Germans
sites NIT Siegel"
Dan Rice is trying to hire Grant to ride
his trick mule. The difficulty is that there
is uo monkey fool enough to ride with him.
GRANT MANI tell you sir, Republicsm
is looking up.
SEYMOUR MAN-Hell, Radicslism is so
fat on its back that it can't look any other
way.
Radicalism hangs Captain Wlrz, the keep
er of the AndersonvllIc prison, and Honizes,
in the Chicago Ccnvention, Governor Brown,
d Georgia, The founder of said prison.
Arm all the negroes South sgainst the
whites, and then let US have peace.
There are 200 miles Of logs in the Co.
neuch and E,cambla rivers, Florida, awaiting
transportation to the saw-mils.
A marrying man in Brooklyn has now his
fifth wife and five mothers in law in his
house, and 'order reigns in Warsaw."
A Western newspaper reports that corn
in Iowa has grown So tall this summer that
man on horseback cannot reach the tassels
of the stalk.
Judge George ". Woodward has been re-
nominated for Congress by the Democrats in
the Luzerne and Susquehannah district of
this State,
A gang Of burglars wheeled a safe out Of
warehouse and through crowd the other
day in ElInira, clvy answering all questions
and escaping detection.
"The death of Thaddeus S.evens," says
cotemporary, 'leaves the Radicals without
leader" That may be SO, but, as the road
iI.all down hill, they won't need one. Thad
waits for them below.
A merchant advertising for a boy adds :
'Lads who part their hair IN the middle reed
not apply"
Fanny Fern having said that "the men
presen. ale fast" Prentice replies that they
have to be, to catch the women"
Take away some mems money, and their
now wonderful intelligence will vanish like
smoke
New Orleans has eight hundred and sew
enty five policemen.
Grant had splendid reception at Nixon,
Ill. He was met by crowd of four per-
sons.
Some rascals at Hccotah, Iowa. blndfolded
q COW last week, and then drove her into the
l-pond, where she drowned.
In Chicago the Radicals refused to let a
club of negroes, Grant tanners, march in a
torchhght procession. Their sable allies are
tan the hides of their white brethren when
next they appear in public.
Those who talk about Reputation should
remember that if Radicals get another four
years lease of power, The people will be So
beggared by taxation that they will be un-.
able to pay their debts, even in greenbacks.
II costs the people 81 iy four thousand
nine hundred and eieren dOlOrs to get witt
nesses before the JUDICIARY Committee f the
House, upon whose evidence impeachment
articles were drawn up. This is one dirty
item the Radicals have 10 carry.
CAKDID-The Harrisburg State Guard
one of the organs Of the Radical Republicans
in this State says that, stalking together, We
(the Republicans as a party. have the
largest and diTiieSt loads to carry that ever
were strapped on the back of any political
organization J" We believe you, my boy
AMONG HIS LAST WoRDs-A day or two
before "lhe great Commoner" died. he was
told of tbe recent accident to Ben Butler il
Wisconsin. ut gives me great pain" SAID
the expiring embodiment Of Mongrelsm IN
egreat pain-to know-that-his
id neck wasn't broken"
While the Republicans are hugging JOC
Brown, of Andersonvile notoriety, Genera
Longs,reet, and other notorious rebels t'
their bosoms, their "loyalty" is terribly
shocked because Wade Hampton, Gen. For
est, Howell Cobb and others, who took par
in the rebellion, are welcomed into the Dem
ocraic ranks. Their sensltveness on thl
subject is extreme but they are still NOR
sens,bly affected by reports from the SouIf
that the "oniy loyal people" (as they hav'
termed theU) there are rapidly deserting th'
Radical, and ralIying under the Democrati
fig. Poor fellows +!
The late Queen Of Madagascar was buried ii