Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-03-25
CURRENT NEWS.

that she bcguiled aud murdered sixteen dif-
ferent men in order to get their money.
Brigham Young runs cotton factory, but
has little occasion to watch tho markets, be-
cause of the constantly increasing demand
for fabrics IN his own household.
Domestic drama-Mother in the cellar
splitting wood-daughter in the parlor sing
ing to Clarence Fitz Noodle the plaintve air,
"Who will care for mother now"
A clergyman said he addressed his congre-
CATION OF ladies and gentlemen as brethren,
because the brethren embrace the ladies.
Isn't a woman wet enough with cataract
in her eye, waterfall on her head, creek
in her back, forty springs in her skirt, high
tied shoes, and notion in her head 2
A General Schouler is lecturing in Boston
on the deeds of Massachusetts ir the war -
He says 1876 of cher sons'' lost their lives
for her. OF course this does not include
"sons' whose mothers were in Ireland, Ger
many, &c.
An enterprising newsboy in New York has
been arrested for selIisg papers under false
pretenses. He was accustomed to cry out
such news as assassination of President
johnson Queen Victoria poisoned by Fe-
niansn
The son of one of the Maine representa-
tives lately visited the insane asylum situat-
ed on the opposite side of the river from the
State house at Augusta. When asked What
the people were doing there, he replied
promptly: Making speeches just like the
legislature"
John Bowyer, Esq, of Rockbridge county,
has hen that lays three eggs day. A gen
tIeman in the same neighborhood has a cow
that gives butter from the bag-and there is
mule near by that cheWs tobacco, so says
the Valley Virginidn.
Shouldn't those members of Congress be
impeached who violate the reconstruction law
by admitting Alabama in opposition to its
provisions
The Radical Rumpites arraign the Presi1
dent Gin the name of all the people of the
United States" The lying scamps know
two thirds of the people at least are with the
President and if the latter appeals to the
people and refuses to be kicked out by the
Thad Stevens villains, the people will sustain
him. Marx that
Generally Observed fitting skirts, water
falls, and other peoples business.
The Rump conSpirators only gave the
President ten days notice TO prepare fortrlal
The dogs are hungry.
Senator Sprague is said to mediate the
building of cotton factory in Wilmington
He has already started with one Of the bricks
in his hat
Daddy Grant says Hiram Ulys "was a
most beautiful child, but, he thinks, 'he did
not grow up as handsome as our other boys
Rut, Daddy, Mrs. Cady Stanton says he
still 'smiles" handsomely.
Mean in the extreme.-A dentist in a
certain town was recently fined $3.50 for
breaking woman's jaw. Since then it is
said that all the husbands in that place are
coaxing their wives to "haye something done"
at that shop.
The Radicals Of ThadicaIs saw the hand of
God in Booths murder of President Lincoln.
No doubt they will see the same Providential
hand when Ben Wade fires his ballot at
President johnson aud takes the vacated
place,
A telegram from Washington says {: "a
Radical member from Pennsylvania has come
to trouble here owing to some improperly oi
conduct in the Kirkwood House. Partcu-
lars we need not detail, suffice it to say that
one of the gentler sex is involved in the af-
fair Who is he 2
The young ladies' of Chicago, who wear
false calves, excuse the practice by saying
they are protection against mad dogs,
The Lancaster City Thads and RAIDS had a
big wrangle, swear and fight the night fol-.
lowing their election for delegates, last week.
The police had to interfere to quench the
ferocity Of the conteDdng factions.
A Georgian humorst remarks on the story
that Thad Stevens sent Brownlow word to
die hurrahing, that "there is no telling just
now how he will die, but he is certain to
commence hurrahng for water shortly af'
forwards.
An old gentleman in Ohio was frightened
to death by dog, who npped his leg.
The first murder trial in Kentucky, under
the Civil Rights act, is the conviction of {
negro.
Texas has wild woman Of the woods
covered with beautiful coat of hair abou
four inches long,"
An Ohio boy married we'll preserved
widow Of sixty, and his father avenged him
L.. bo nd do nf hi