The Portland daily press., 1868-10-12
N MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBUG.

What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide r
rtt# Ever SlOee tie
First of uoust
Thousands have
Pain Paint appl ed
Ih,se no lie,
Vt ! it hunibug,
Are The doctors,
Not acqu tint
For they always
sHa y We aeen jealous
.-r. H Mhen their -tents
Use Pain PANT.
Pile up facts
AS h gu mountains
Flash the truth
Before heir ewes
But the cry
Is lways humbug,
Men ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree cost. over ten
months e cry day Except Sundays) Al 17O Cha ham
square Me- TX, Tor the removal and cure on All
ma ner OF pain an disease. he Office is const MT
~ crow led With patients, ain or shine Every per-
sou @n9 Duvs ram rant, or tiles it free u cost,
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to @all0w down;
We want no burning linments
In CITY County, Town. 10 L....'- --.....
We want to know the laws of health,
we want TO shun disea'e
we want lew Doctors Bills to paw,
Or UndertakeTs' ices.
We know all Pills hay had their day,
That h sic j. deceit;
The l. rect and tile bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our sionaehs were not made
To drench with Iurga ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A IRE BLING MAN There is a mar whose
hand does not tremb e, but handles brush with
d,Xterity, and laws the PAINT that neve leaves
color OF STAN he pains glrl- boys, men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as il mage, of any name or nature,
whether ehr1nic or acute. from a simple mOSqu to
bic to the mos tr ghtlul cancer. Broken down,
trembling ia tents are sent by the officers of hosp
tails 10 WOLCOITS Office, No. Nv Chatham square
" Y, an ali pain is lemoyedtQr every application,
free Of expense, without money price, for the ten
ant OF t e sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown some and marble
pa aces OF Filth Avenue All, all are treated alike,
ana each wait their un for an application OF that
| wonde full remedy, PAIN PAIN1. and all distress,
pain. and misery vanishes instantly, il command
ed Dy supern iturgl agent The scepter of thu king
dom of pain is bros under the touch of the brush,
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where eeore 1t
held It's victimw til an non grasp Tor scores CT
Hundreds utphysci ms have witnessed the opera
tons with asonishment, and tho who expected 10
| sccf aud laugh returned to pay. A factory in
| Brooklyn and the Office in New York is driven 70 its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors fends
urge him t. double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat er. The peo-
pls Shall have il, and every BUDDY else, for % cents,
80 cents. 81, So 3d. and IS per bottl, and select
what size III y pleas. III who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes they contain SIX
teen OF the doll II bolt es, and hold enough to drive
pam eadone, instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches,
| DIR. VOL OFT is a man of business. He has
been in The same office nearly six years, and folks
| know JUST where to lind him. He has no time to
visit ace courses or base ball matches hardly time
| TO snatch Il lunch.-Peopie of common sense know
| that he means just what lie says. He has too mach
| honor to make single false settlement.
1t is needless TOR us TO state the he has al
ready achieved i'll the sale OF his Old standard
dy, the ANNlH1 IA TGR, universally patrOHized or
calanA and colds IN the heat, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable rened for that loaths ne
yet universal e'mpialnt. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIr ILAT0R in pints Instead of hay
| p1atS, and mas es it One-qulre stronger and mo
eiiicitp He has cure5, BY til use OF this valuable
lnede me- not only thousands Of almost hopeless cases
| OF catairh, tut hundr, DIS OF weak nerves Many a
| man whose hands tremb ed to such degree thai il
was impossible IT, read ewsL aper without laying
it on desk, and who could scarcely write iheiI
names once week, find mme late benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles, aud he sell
fifty put tottles to one OF the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that DISCUS ing disease, CATAkkh, which LEAFS d.
| reilly to lung compia nts dyspepsia weak nerves
pain in the side AMI stomach ana live complaint
| Doctors in 6 neral do not understood Catarrh ano
few are bold enough to deny it. No hing ever taken
into the stomach H. the disease i'll tie
| head. You might as wen put plaster on the foot
| to ulcer on the haGd.-Catarrh is an u6 ra
| ton i'll the head and running sore the matter tal
in the throat and logs IL AT night runs down the
| stomach and uu erWin the whole contribution.
| Catsr Ii SNUFF wi always produce catlrrh and ag-
gravate the disease. A sneyZe is natures most
| injur Gus
You must cure The lestering nicer in the head and
| the dtfic lty in tho Ih cat and omaoh. fem this
load OF phlegm cors anly pouring iIom the head Is
renSved. 1t must be cleaned out instead Of Aiding
| snuff and more itltl
| Buy none Oi the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| 1rhte wrappers
| CUT THIS OUT, post it ur, and never forget
| there is ONE PLACE you can GO On be carried and
have all physcai pain removed free of expt nse, at
No. 40 Chat ham-s iuare, New York, and IL Hanno-
yer street Bos on, when all other doctors give you
| up hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that viii e wrappers fit
But fools are often caught am sold
Milh prin,ed wrappers, brown and old.
| Sept. 18-4w