Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-05-13
CURRENT NEWS.

Election tickets in Ohio must hereafter b.
printed On white paper, as well as be voted
BY white nes.
The New York Erpress insists that the
K. K. KS. mean KoDDec;ieat Karpet-bAss
KoDq1ered. Q5.te likely
A Western Editor says, that in smoky
Pitisburg, men kas. each others wives, and
are able 70 tell which are their own only by
the iaste.
Dick Yates confe.sc. his drunken aul;..
bG' SAYS that be will Dot resign until kicked
out. Few de and nOpe resign Dick
think. be don't drink as much As some 9th
eH, (Ebich is rather heavy on the ethers.)
bot promises to reform.
Lannon's weighing tao pounds are raised in
FLORIDA.
Prayer Books, it 10 reported, are DOW got
up with looking glasses placed On the ins'de
Of the covers.
Mr.. Evarts has been eoDphnen,9i with
full galleries. Thsd Stevens and Tom VIII
hams spoke 10 empty benches. EEsrts 10
RspubIicaD-tbe others are Thugs.
When Geu. Lee surrendered to Gen. Grant
be had less than eight tho9sssd serviceAble
uusksts, while Grant had a: least three hun
dred ibo1sand.
Dan who claims an ex;raordinary
am31nt Of Teneration saB that he respects
old age in every thing except chickens for
dinner.
l. is annouoecd tbatthe Runp will adjourn
from the 18th to the 25tb. to allow the con
spIrators 10 plot another part Of the pro-
grarDue At Chicago.
man in Vermont, is stated, recently
charged one dollar for bis services as pail
bearer at the funeral Of a poor woman, buried
at the public expense.
Two negroes have been elected TO the
Georgia Senate and twelve 10 the House
Like some Of the Rads in the Pennsylvania
Legislature they will not be more useful than
ornamental.
The Democrats OF Hagerstown. Nd, car
o ried their whole city ticket, last week, gam
ing III on last years majority. There is no
Jet up anywhere in the reaction against Rad
iczhsm.
A temporarily insane man named Isaac
day last, shot his brother and badly wound
ed his uncle and aunt. DISAPPOINTED love
was at the bottom Of it.
The baby woman has gone to Jacksonville
Indiana, on exhibition. a sentimental re-
porter says "She is not three years old, yet
as perfectly developed as a maid OF sweet
sixteen" ''nuff ced )" she has . waterfall
and sweetheart.
The Radical press is intensely anxious t.
know who will I'D the Democratic candidate
for President. II is easy TO relieve lbi:
anxiety. He will be the man who will be
sworn in as President on the 4th Of mex
March.
The two chaps sent from Arkansas q,
United States Senators are carpet baggers-
one is from PenDsy lVania, the other from
Minnesota.
An exchange says, that eighty>six Ku
Klux Klsn's have been organized in THU
State within the past SIX weeks. Won
they furnish "raw heads and bloody bones
for mongrel grannies to frightcn at .
An exchange has the following good thing
We yesterday heard q couple of coIoret
gents discussing the question Of impeachment
when one Of them exclaimed. whats de u.s.
'peaching ole Andy-he'd veto il !"
A spicy scene occurred in Congress OF
Saturday, between two Republicans, Donnel-
ly Of Minnesota and WashbGrne OF IlInos.-
The latter is the keeper Of Gen. Grant and
has several brothers in Congress. lie wants
to get another in from Minnesota IN the pIace
Of Donnslly, and accordingly wrote y letter
disparagiDg to the latter. which the latter
took up on Saturday. They said some very
ugly things Of each other.
Incomplete official returns Of the Arkansa
election shows ,3l8 majority for the Consti
tuition.
There will be eleven negro delegates at ;h'
National Republican Convention, all FROM th'
South,
The constitutional election in Florida i
progressing qrietly. On Wednesday tb
vote in Key West stood, for the constitution
224 against, 309.
Whalen has confessed 10 the assassination
of Thomas Darcy McGee.
An iron Bridge for La Sale, on the lllinoi
river, is TO be manufactured at PheoixvilIe Ie
Penna.
1t is suggested that Gen. Grant made ry
faces over The election returns from Connect
icut. Very likely.
Eleven architects in Chicago have buifdin,