The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-06-12
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lbe onIy tolerated murders arc tho lady
killers.
Like cures like. Sulphur comes from
Vcsuvius, therefore II Is good for cruptions.
What thing is that which tho moro wo
cut Il tho longer It becomesl A ditch.
A cynical bachelor thinks tho honey.
moon u sweet lunacy.
Fits that arc not fatal to acton-Benc-
fits.
Passing to a third reading-Lovo let.
ters.
Queer kind Of Iowa ncunlgic afTec-
ton.
Counter n,tmctions-h pretty sales wo-
man.
This is tho Merry month Of June when
bees from flower to flower do hum-bug.
Docs man with one arm have an oil.
land wuy doing things?
Prccarious s,yle OF oflifc-,lwelling in other
peoples memory.
Most kinds Of roots and bark nrc now
used as medicines, except the cubc root
and tho bark OF dog.
Why is tho root Of tho tongue like q do.
iected man? Because iu down In tho
mouth.
What 10 tha, which belongs to yourself,
and YET Is used by everybody c!sc moro
than yoursclf2 Your name.
When you hear man say "Life 10 but
n dream" tread OH his corns and wake him
up. Liio Is real.
No wonder that tho squirrel Is accused OF
cl,attering; he Is certainly great tnil.bear-
or.
IfA.J. il not im.pcached his political
character will still be impaired by tho
trial.
Monkcysin in Abyssinia suspend themselves
by their tails from telegraph wires, and tho
communication is suspended.
Probably there arc no two words which
more distinctly point out cause and consc-
qucnce than thcss-gin and bitlens.
81 have passed through many llanlships."
Ms the schooner said after sailing through
fleet Of iron.clads.
To mako (nIce crcam-stick q pin in
tho baby. TO prevent tho creakins oi tho
,loor-nail Il up. To make y window
blind-fll It up with bricks and mortar.
IL know every rock on tho coast" cried
an Irish pilot. At TINT moment tho ship
struck, when ho exclaimed. land that Is
one ofthcm."
A female cot in West Stockbridgc, Mass.
Inns. in the IL years Of its lifc, given birth to
III kittens. The whole number ofdesccnd-
ants would make large catalogue.
A joker declared that blind man, by
taking something from the brcakiast.table,
recovered his sight what did he tako Hc
took tca.cup and saucer (saw sir.
When tho confessor Of Marshal Narvacz
urged him, In his last moments to forgive
hls enemies, the old minister replied, 81
have none leil have shot them nll."
A poor lrishman who applied for license
i0 sell ardent spirits. l'eing questioned rs
to his moral fitness for tho trust replied, AN
sure its not much of character o man
wants TO sell rum"
"Faihcr, why don't VIC ever SEQ any
iaces ut tho Window" asked son Of his
parent ms they were passing un insane asy.
luni. "I,ccalsc their heads urc ull turncd,'
was the reply.
A subscription paper was lately circula-
tel will, tho following object in vicw:-
ave subscribe aud pay the amount oppo.
site our names for tho purpose Of paying
the organiSt un,l n boy to blow the same"
"My boys" said Distinguished mcr.
chant To his son, who was inc,iitating mat.
rimony, "lc sure, in making your selection,
To get hold Of pcco Of goods that will
wasIi."
Eyo wns tho only woman who never
threatened 10 20 ani live with her mamma.
Aud Adam was tho only man who never
tantalizcd his wife about ''tllo way mother
used to cook"
A singular freak Of nature was seen In
an Arkansas town, recently, In the shape
Of man with three cars; ono on each sido
Of his head, and a il,ird-which belonged to
another fcllow-bstwecn Ibis teeth.
An invalid disturbed MI tho inmates Of
his boarding house up town recently, by
initiating a dog. When asked why hc
did il, he said he had been ordered by bis
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n 'epy w. - V' >" .hn;.,, ~" .s,pcan.S ho
'nke s'nn'' "oy !" ." e,n,'n, ,,,,;oJ SSvom
was 700 s.'aa, 'o ,a,'., ". ,,o 'Vp ," n, .han
you y an @mu. NM ,nov 'ns no, ~ won, 70 % ro" Tho
philosopher attended church That day.
An Jri.b,uun WINS summoned for refhs.
;,r IN INV n doctors bin when he was ask.
cJ I wby ne refused to nay. "yhat should I
nay," ,s,iL Mike "sburc no didn't piyc
mo- mo ,uy ,h;pp bu, cme,ics, and niycr a one
could / keen in my s,omich ut all, nj all"
-,c..-e-,,.
ing told by her poetic cousin TINT she look
oil us irish ns n daisy kissed with dew, snid:
swell. 1t wnsn't nny fellow NY That name.
lmt il was Steve Jones Tint Kissed me:
told him every one In town would ma
out"
I'm ,rnid you don't like babies when
~" ;, all n nntron IN n gentleman.