The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1868-03-15
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Countef -irritapts--Ha bituai shoppers.
New name for q fog-The air apparent.
An alarming feature-A lannon's mouth.
The habits Of good society Fine clothes.
minor cord "A g short y load Of wood.
The ghost OF q turk When he's Cob
strong motive for travelling Loo q mo-
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How to meet . bankrupt TAKE no note
The best timber for sleigh runners-shp-
TO do a few things, and do them well, is
Stage-struck-A man Knocked down by
an omnibus. 'iii&tsg p Y = -
Life is a business in which we do not clear
our expenses. 10 gt4sssg5 isof1..st NJ =
Energy is good thing when it has a head
When are gloves unsalablef When they
are kept on hand. - sGtL~2ilA M nt.p.i
4 man q character Anybody; good,
The man who ran mp a, bill fell off when
he came to settle it. ia. -,
Tongue makes good bite, unless IL hap
pens to be your own. - -, 49,, !. Y;
What is higher and handsomer when the
head is Off A pillow .fpRrav s.'ses7f,s.
One may be called hard up when sup
ported by q stone post.
Carpenters should be looked after-Many
of them are cOunter-fitters. I'D,
He only has energy of mind who can give
durability to his exertions. So -
ALL animals are fond of sunshine. Let
them bask in it, if possible. 80
81 am transported to see you,' as the
int roS1 4<>k ho1
The shoe business is looking up little,
that is to say, it is squcaking. G.,
Prize-fighting may not be penny wisdom,
but it is certainly pound-folly.
F a lazy farmer is virtually dead, and his
farm 7wead weeds in mourning for him.
Suspension bridges are said to answer a
good purpose; suspension banks don't.
The phrase, " We always learn the truth
III time" does not apply to a poor watch.
A person who is considered landless has
sometimes two or three achers in his mouth.
Who was the biggest liar mentioned in
the Old TESTAMENT! Why, Goliah, of course.
A feHow who had been complained of for q,
lying around loose, concluded to go about
tight.
People who carry their characters about
to show have. commonly, very poor exhi-
bition --. -
There are notes music called hush
notes. 'Twere well if n good many singers
had no other.
Advice which, like the snow, softly falls,
dwells the longer upon and sinks the deeper
into the mind. -
e We are advised to watch our tongues, but,
unfortunately, they are SO located that we
can't seeethenI. 80 .a.
Some hops were seized Mt II dance; last
evening by revenue officer for not having
stamps on them. ~ zl--..i ..,.ii..-l-.,
H.,
the {" advantages of the modern dance.n A
fantastic subject. " - 1917 .4..-
= Douglas Jerrold says Eve ate the forbid
den fruit in order that she might have the
pleasure of dressing. .se -.,' -
Though a taste of pleasure may quicken
the relish of life, an unrestrained Indulgence
leads to inevitable destruction. IL
A joke to some tradesmen, but not to
their customers: What's worse than the
waits Why, heSmeasures, of course.
1t is better to be wise than witty, and bet
ter yet to be both witty and wise. Some
people have quite a knack of being neither.
1t is slightly contradiction, Of terms as
well as of acts for man to hurry off, saying
that in order to get round he must go ahead.
There is n strong man in Chattanooga
who can carry off Il barrel of flour under
eachaffit. Heavy work at the present prices. y
a three r-older gave up trying to car
~ pretty large atlas Win the remark that
he supposed-it-was so heavy because it had
so many worlds in it.
1t is perfectly natural that physicians
generally should have. a greater horror of
the sea than anybody else, because they are
more subject to see sickness. -
A man made pun on some Indian sub
.lect. g Is that original 2" asked n meddler.
g Sir" was the indignant reply, .. it lis more
than originate is ad-original.n So,
All Innovations upon established customs
are invariably and sturdily resisted, and
men are known to fight for their prejudices
who would never do so for their country.