The Portland daily press., 1868-11-02
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMRUG.

What wonder
mat the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
Those who lie
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
ram rant has been tested, Tree OF cost over ten
months, every gay Except Sundays at 40 Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease The office is CONSTANT
y S er0Waeq Win patients rain or shine. Every per-
Knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down:
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We to know the laws of health.
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
VI Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day.
That physic is deceit;
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgatives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles a brush with
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that never leaves
men, by tie hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name nature,
Wnetnef CHROME OF acute. from simple mosquito
bite to the most frjghtful cancer. Broken down,
trembling pal tents sent by the officers OF hosp-
tails to WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
n Y. and all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense without money or price, tor the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of the meanest tenement
house. or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT, and all distress,
pain, and misery, vanshes instantly, as if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp for scores Of years.
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed the opera
lions with astonishment and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the matter; The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for 20 cents
90 cents 81 So, So and So per BOTTLE and select
what size they please. Those who able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pam headlong instead of small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time tC
visit courses or base ball intellectually time
to snatch lunch.-People OF common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
| honor to make single false statement.
1t is needless tor us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized ol
catarrh and colds in the head which is to-day the
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now put:
| up the ANNIHILATOR in pints, instead OF hal,
ptnts, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
efficient, He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine, only thousands of almost hopeless cases
of catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many
| man whose hands trembled to such degree that il
was impossible to read a newspaper Without laying
| it on a desk, and who could scarcely write theil
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles aud he sell
fifty pint bottles to one OF the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
that disgusting disease, CATARRI1, which leads di
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh ant
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever takei
into the stomach it, for the disease is in TIT
| head. You might as well put plaster on the foo
to cure ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tall
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to tn
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
gravate the disease. A sneeze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positivel.
| Injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head ant
the difficulty in the throat and stomach, fem thi
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head,
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of addin.
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pur
aohtte wrappers.
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried, anC
have all physical pain removed free of expense, Al
| No. no Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give yor
up hopeless
| Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
| With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept, 18-4w