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Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

81 Among the many rrstorativcs which natur,
has supplied 10 relieve the Affections Of humanity
there i more fayorte one for a certain class OF
diseases than the. medicinal gum" of the Wild
Cherry Tree; but however valuable 1t Is, 1t, pow
er 10 heal to soothe 10 relieve and 10 cure is en-
HANGED ten fold by scientific and luli,ions dnmAi-
nation with other ingredients. in themselves OF
equal worth. This happy mmglnr exists To q lee
markable degree In
DR.. WISTAR'S BALSAMOF WILD CHERRY,
whose value in curing coughs, colds, bronchitis,
fecton, and incimcdt consumption is lnestimab!c
From John Moody, Esq. of Bethel
BETHEL, Vt, May j.. 1850.
GESTIEMES | consider Dr.. Wistar's Bs,lsam OF
Wild Cherry OF the best cough remedies ever
known. some ten years since | was affected with
very severe disease of the lungs, with hard
cough, and was considered by all acquainted with
my case TO be in a critical condition. / tried many
popular remedies and took advice Of some of ihe
most skliul physicians in this section of the cuun-
try, but without any relief | then rcsortcd 10
the Balsam, and the result was immediate and
permanent relief. My lungs being naturally
weak, have had frequent occasion TO use it SINCE
that time, and always use 1T in my family, and
recommend it to my friends and neighbors.
Yours truly, JOHN MOODY.
Prepared by SETH W. FOwI.E K son. is
fremont street Boston, and for sale by Druggists
generally.
The best known remedy ion Scro.ula in all It's
manifold forms, including Ilcers, Cancers. SyphI-
liz Salt Rheum, &c, is DR.. Andcrs Iodine Water,
pure solution OF Iodine without solvent, dis
covered after many years of scientific research and
experiment For graduating h,mors from the
system 1t has no equal.
Circulars sent cree.
j. 7. DINSMORE,
SO Dey street, New York.
Sold hy Druggists generally fdrr1 4lao1 4. "a Inn
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

HIGHLY lSTrRFsT!SG NTws, Mothers take
notice. Mother Bailey's Quoting syrup tor
children Teething Large bottles only IS cents.
sold by Druggists. 4i-w&dly
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

We buy and s,ll AZ thu most literal cugl,n,
fdices, AMI keep GA hand iul supply ~ G0Nrm.
ment bonds OF all issues, s,y,n-,hiIurs and COM
pound interest notes. and execute orltrs iuI pun,
chase and sale al stocks, Bonds and told,
CONVERSIONS
We convert the several issues ui seyen-thlrtlys
AZ the most favorable market rates into hvc-twcu-
ties, winch, al present pncc OF gold, yield the hol'
der staut one Ier cent, morr interest par annuIn,
treulars With full particulars furnished upon
application,
mayadAwly, JAY COOKE co.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

MAGSoLA WAIER.-A delightful toilet article
to Cologne, and Mt half the price
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23
Washington Items.

The negotiations for the lease Of Sa-
mana bay, in the West Indies, are COM
pleted, and will soon be laid before the
Senate.
The Colorado people are again seek
ing admission They claim that since the
President vetoed the bill creating the
State year ago the population has in
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23
WHY SUPER PROM SORES

When, by the use Of the ATniea Ointment, YOU
can easily be cured, II has relieved thousands
irom huus, scalds, Chappsd Hands, spsains
Cuts, Wounds, ami every complaint OF tle skin
Try ii, iur il costs but Is eents Be sure 10 ask
faI
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

u + Il o $ + NE KEROSENE
~ Better than DowueI' $, at Charlu's IE
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

(HIMNEYS, GLOBES, SHADES.
" Wicks, l.ant' rms, every style, sila, shAr
and variety at ChaIlius CHApIIN
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

HALEs ARNICA, OINTMENT,
For sale BY all druggists, or send your addrcss and
s. cents to o, 4, SEYMOUR 4 CO, Boston,
Mas, and receive box by return mail
specifically,
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

nON'T FORGET KENDALL'S
- BALSAM is warranted to cure
At Chaphns. VT
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

AGENTS,
n. B. MORSE, Plattsburgh, n. Y.
GEO. L. PEASE, Westport, n. Y. llelySd
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23
. O T II T. SKE TICAI

T IT-I-LI- v y
n Beaver stree. AllAJ \ \
uayl.dAVlt
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

DHYSIClANS' ATTENTION Is
i Respectfully called to our stock Of Goo'-
which was never more complete. all Of which are
warranted to be Of the pruc~t quality Phrase call
and examine at Chaplin's AP0THItAKY
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

WARRANTED, at IhapIms. kUWI
TT S + KELLEY'S IMMINENT
~ For Lame Horses. Headquarters at
ehupfins. RUTLAND,
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

NH',Ih bury, T..
auEl4IANt tfrusal Agents t.f Vermont
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23
. + w g O O ID S
just opened ut
J b. KILBJRN'S,

nter street, Rutland, VT,
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-01-23

II K. kENDALL'S PICTORIAL
- BAl.sAM is rapidly taking the place OF III
other remedies tur Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis and
all Throat and Lung difficulties
Try II, Try 1t. Try it. Try il. sold At
Chaphn's MERCHANTS
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16
II WYOMING NO N

III robbed, coat gone, hat hooked wswch
stole puss grabbed, a-a-a-nd everlastin sin
and misery il veou don't heat creation and
the speckled Jews-two dollars and hall
for hein snaked mp here ny tins feIler -
Nine real dollars and half Well. !
guess I've got as much as that and leettle
over
OpenInp his valise, Jed Jerks out cap.
which he socks rpon his head. slips into a
bob-tal coat, hunts mp an old wallet from
which he extracts Il ten dollar bill and
hands over with,
There's the documont-ca il square
and Il ] ever gin yeour darned, eternal
town another cal yaeu can net on
fnine me my hR1-pile and steaEn' my
shirt and beuts -
Commit him TO jail cries the magis-
trate
And i ] ever catch vcop down aour
way, vpou old pizen saTpiut, IN lather
yeou I'll yeoUr hide won I hold paa-pods "
Whether it was the shortness of Jeds
raat-ta.ils nr the want Of haste, the officer
hdn't grab the prisoner, who was of hike a
shot from a shovel q victlm 70 ''the force
Of circumstances. and the dangers and
a,fiuR hesetting creen-horns II pursuit Of
novelty IN Gotham
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16
4 Bachelor on SleishIne.

Things matrimonial are sour grapes to
old bacheloriom sleighing is natrimoni-
al kind Of thing al least "A good deal Of
Iaatrlmony has always followed closely on
the heels Of good deal Of sle;ehine. An
old dried up, shrivled up, hard mp old chap
whose heart never experienced the divine
affatus that comes with love, thus talks Of
sloighing;
If Won meet a couple, one Of whom is a
female and the other ain I, and the one that
amt Is trying to make figure SIS on the snow
with whip, and squirting tobacco juice
into the circles, while the woman looks
straight ahead or leans little t'other way.
il may be safely put down as a man and
wife OF some standing. II two youthful
heads are bent down over some pretended
curiosity on the robe, while the horse has
the getting along left wholly to his discre-
ton, this indicates the first symptoms Of a
the heart and generally Of the brain!
When you meet dashing pair, with q
team that is equally on the dash, ribbons
twisted all around the drivers arms, with g
very long whip in the socket, they may be
set down as somebody else's wife taking an
airing with somebody else's husband.
When you see blooming young widow
smuggling up to a beaver coat, like sick
kitten to hot brick. this means wedding
that If the widow can only have her
way about il. And so on.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16
TWICE RETRoTEED AND TWICE
TILTED.

Several years ago young lady IN T.ze-
he obtained her consent and the consent
Of the old folks but three days hefore the
wedding she took freak into her head and
went off and married another man. The
young man was heart broken, ana packed
up ms effects and 20 New York city' There
he hid his grief, buried himself in business,
and engaged IN speculations, was success-
tul and became wealthy a younger sister
Of the girl that jilted him, moved by SYN
patly, commenced correspondence with
him to endeavor TO mitigate his sorrow The
correspondence became interesting. The
young egirl grew MP, and as wears rolled on
ripened into great beauty. The sight OF
her photograph awakened II the Young
mans bosom the love that he had srT,-
posed crushed forever, he proposed to her
and was accepted. Her father who was
wldowGr and was annous to get married
himself as soon as his caughter was out OF
the way, SO he nrced the match forward
The means Of the lover now admitted a
brilliant wedding, ana preparations were
made for it, They were to he married last
Wednesday in style, and depart immediate
" for New York city.
A few days ago the expectant bride re-
ceived letter from her betrothed, stating
that he had entered into a speculation
which would keep him in the city, 50 that
he could not possibly he with her at the
time appointed, and asking her to delay
the ceremony for day or two. He also
referred to the time when he expected to he
united to her sister Provoked to think
that he stip remembered his former love,
the voGne lady wrote to HIM IN passion.
and setting down at the same time wrote To
a cousin Of hers, farmer in Iowa who
had long loved her, telling him that She
had broken her engagement, relating the
to him, and ended ly saying
that she was already t. he married, and #
he would come and be there at the time
set for her wedding she wopld marry him
he complied Her hetrothed in New
York, astonished to receive her letter, clos
ed mp his business as best he coRld, and
came to TazeweQ comfy by the next train.
He reached the little village where she liv
ed, and was fastening mp to the house Ia
fulfil has engagement when he was met hy
some Of his friends, and told that his IN
tended bride had Just been married 10
another man. He tainted away on the spot
and was taken mp to the hotel When she
was told Of it she was overwhelmed with re-
morse bat 1t was then too late She was
legally married to her cousin, The New
Yorker, twice !ilted ana heart-hrokon, left
for his home without seeing her, and she
passed through this city Yesterday, on her
way to an Iowa farm, looking very detected
and anything but hTlde,-Pe3r'a Tran,
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16
BZFAlcoNBEDGE-

Git aout ="
Carriage, slr ? take Won right MP y
CIT aout. ! say, Plarne ont. haow
yeoa du go on, and follow d feIler araound,
'Spect a fe-ler's tn darn d lazy, or tn prond,
II hang On IN his own bandle -
: Bat II You are coing mp continued
one q the Jarvies--
"-C1oin' Up = echoes the bedeviled Yan-
ket, freezing to Lis valise.
Yes sir, up to 4 hotel
a hotel =? CIT aout, gon darn yeI"
'-Yes. sir, take you right up ; here's nv
coach
Here's your carriage night away -
cres another.
Mister, take my coach that other feller
L charge you double fare.
That feLerl svindle you echoes an
other
And yon'd rob a hen roost y is the
ready answer.
%, you go long r replies the challenged
Jarvey you're Just ont Of the Toombs
for stealing a bride r
And you come ont O Sing Sing last
night where you was put for stealIn' a bri-
die with a horse 10 It -
You're a notorious thief r
.You're noted for lying; choked your
self irving 10 tel the truth -
"You lie !"
.no Il Take that -
60 IL, Give II to him r yell oDanas;
Fight p Is the echo.
Let mp =
Give II TO him =
..Murder-r-r p
Call the police =
Now the fighting becomes general, some
fifty Of the carriage and cab drivers, with =
large sprinkhng Of thieves. dock loafers,
and idlers Of the various cahbers found IN
the vicinity Of q New York steamboat land
ing. But where was our Down East friend,
amid this general and sudden revolution
Of the sanguinary republicans Gone, dou'
ble Quick time. Of course. No, there ne Is,
in the very midst Of the combatants How
they rush around him How they hit and
/ bustle one another. and he seemed TO escape
wound, scratch, or scar, And the quiet
observer might discern rather an odd ex
pression Enantling the face Of each psaed,
puciist ; for now and then, as they tosset
one another over our Yankee fnend, anC
/ cried out in brave tones,
'Il give it to you! !
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

ADVICE v ORTIZ KNOWING. .-Zchokke. IN
one Of ms tales. gives the following advice
10 q brlde II the first SOLITARY huur after
the ceremony, take the bridegroom and
demand solemn vow Of him and give him
a vow II roturn Promise each other sa-
cradly, never, nor IN Jest, TO vrangle with
other-never to brandy words or to IN
dulre n the least iIl-hunor Never-I SAY
never WranrlIne IN jest. and putting on
~ ar of D-humor merely to tease he
comes earnest by practice Mark that
Next promise 10 each other, sincerely and
solennly, never 10 keep a secret from each
other. undar whatever pretext- and what
ever excuse il might he. Yo1 mast con
tlnually and every moment see clearly into
each others bosom. Even when one of
you has committed fault. wait not al III
stant- bat confess it. Let it cost tears.
hat confess II. And as Won keep secret no
thing from each other, SO on the contrary,
preserve the privacy Of your house, mar
rage state and heart from father mother.
''4s''N+' --'NHO-' "'.+'' anu 'AAA 1AIS "oIla-
Ion two, with Gods help, build your own
qUiet world. Every third or fourth one
Won draw into il with you, VIII form a par
Y. and stand between Won two. That
should never be Promise this 10 each
other. Remember the vow at each Temp
tauon. You VIII find your account II it
! Our souls vii grow Is II were 10 each
and III laSt vii become as one All, II
many PAIR had, on their welding day,
known this secret, how many marriage
were happier than, alas, they are
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16
ns- Two ACKNOWLEDGMENT young men

ha Two fashionably- dressed young men
acquaintances, recently met in a street car,
when the following conversation occurred
'.Chavles. are you going TO the private
masquerade ?''.
-'Aw, was thinking about it : but am
in Somewhat a dilemma as TO what charac-
ter shall select"
A sedate-looking old gentleman, who sat
by, remarked after glance at the SHIN pro-
portions Of ''Chavles."
MY young friend, If you viii allow me,
can suggest becoming character"
Said the young man, Il shall be under
great obligations to you If you viii do so. y
Well" was the reply get a gutta-per'
cha outfit, and go as a monkey"
Exit. s>Chawles"
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16
ONE OF THE Boys-..wbere have rn,,

ONE OF TIE BoYs,-"Where have YOU
been, Charley"
In the garden. ma.
'No-y'o0 have been swimming; you
know I cautioned yoa about gong to the
creek. Iwill have to correct yeu. Look
at yopr hair, how wet it is,
80, no ma, this IS NOT water il is sweat "
All, Charley, have ca,,ght you fsbbins,
your shirt as wrong side ont p"
Boy triurphantly,) %. 1 did thai just
now. ma, climbing tie fence : y -<
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

AS- Mile LusScl, the pretty French se-
tress, was recently marued to Prince Tcb-
stoi, one Of the wealthiest Young nohlemea
Of ST, Petersburg. .........-
The Prince popped the question" in .
somewhat unusual manner There was q
fair at the ST. Petersburg French Theatre.
for the benefit Of the French hospital
Mile LusSel presided at one Of the stands
OF the fair, and Prince Tobstoi bantsrinsly
asked her how much she would take for
kiss.
She glanced at him rather stcrnk, and
replied that she would not kiss any man
but her hetrothed
The prince passed on, but returned TO
Mile Lusgers stand quarter of an hour
afterwards, and said rather tho1ehtfully
to the young actress
"Will you permit me to ask you another
question, Mademoiselle ." go
with pleasurc sir" 1-''A-
Have you a betrotheA y" S4a
She eyed him moment with surprise,
and said then, with blush and smile,
mo, SIR.
Would you like to have one
That depends on circumstances, " shs
said, laughing 2''+-
Well, then, would You take mer" So
saying, he handed her his card ha-
She was greatly astonishcSi. and finally
stammeced out that she would give him an
answer the next day a~ es9ser
On the following merning he called 81
her house, and the reply was in the afifma.
tive and to-day Mile Lussel is . princess
snd happy wife 3 g,s-.a'i' s'clsas
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

nSr There seems 10 be a nautiny in Gov.
Geary's camp. FItzerald's Cty Fen', al
ways intensely radical, pays the following
tribute to Geary
Poor Geary is travelling and begging
day and night to secure renomination,-
He coaxes, implores, promises threatens,
whines and cries Never before has such a
spectacle been seen in this State. Mr.. W
". Ketchum and General Harry White, of
Indiana, are his competitors-both abler
and better men, and neither Of them liars. =
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

NEv STATE HOSPITAL FOR TIE INSANE, --
The State ot Pennsylvania is about TO b.3ild
a hospital for the insane upon lot Of
ground on the Susquehanna riveT, in the
vicinity Of Danvllle, Montour county, from
plans and drawings furnished by Mr.. John
Macarthur Jr.. architect The buildings are
10 he made of stone, in the Italian style Of
architecture They viii consist Of centre
and four continuous wings, lateral and trans
verse on each side, The centre one for
offices. apartments for steward. &C, VII
have front Of 80 feet by 202 feet deep The
front lateral wings for dornitories &c,
will be Ss}s by l5Sls feet, three stories
hieh, and connect al night angles with the
first transverse wings, l27}e by 80 feet,
and four stories high. Attached 10 the
rear are the second lateral wings, with
transverse wings at the extreme end, ma
KING the whole length Of the building ll4S
feet. The accommodations are intended for
about 500 patients, to be equally divideibe-
tween males and females Theexterior walls
of the entire edifce will be laid in rubhle
work. painted with colored mortar, The
staircases throughout are to be of iron,
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

And We sal II lht gIist evening,
al alone, ny love and I,
And shf played on her organ softly,
And listened silently,
Tor Ihs sang me gay song sweeLsy,
Like q chorus 0t wedding chimes,
And Oh il the music ringing
Came the thoughts oi other times
II & dream ! waE sJil beside her.
II the summer woods and dsIls,
AND : ied her Oh II the sunlight,
tt LhF sound OF village bells
And she sang me grave song sadly,
That wEs s0fJ, and sweet, and low,
o. the good books golden promise,
Thai wine and OIL should flow.
IN dream was sJil heside her,
And J ssw her, yet. the same,
Though the promise waS for others,
And those good things never came.
Then she sang ne 81 Old song sofrly
Like sigh from diving breath
And TWAS only the worlds old story
Cr love. and Iifs, EnG death
And J theuglt as : SAT beside her,
As heard he- gently sing,
Tint with suct sweet thrilling voices
The chDlrs OF angels ring.
50 We SAT II the quiet evening,
Al AlOnh. ny love Ind I.
Ana she played OIL hsr organ softly,
AND : listened slsIily
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

Daring the war. a Georgian soldier while
n camp near the house OF his sweetheart,
sen; her boQuet with card attached up,
on which was the following poetic effasion
"!Axcept this bokay from feTles
Who oft has hurd the kanons beller,
Has listened to the flies tooten,
And helped to doc a heepe Of sheoten;
Has seen the war clouds ,iarkly rise.
Like fifty buzzaris when they sitz,
Who now is bigger than his dad,
And wants 10 marry nnty bad
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

These goods have been selected
with great care TO suit the wants OF
this community, and will be sold as
heretofore, at the lowest living rates
for cash or exchanged for country
produce at market prices. Thankful
for the past liberal patronage, l shai
endeavor by strict attention TO my
business. TO merit a continuance OF
the same, and will try TO make the
future still more attractive and ben
efieial TO customers.
c. DETRICK.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

This ere haairaal, nay little dears, s6-
served The keeper Of a menacegle 10 O
school '1> leopard His complexion -
waller, and acrcesihly diversified with black
spots 1t WAS vulgar terror Of the han
cents that the cr1tter was hincAaakse Of
changlne his spots, N7,ch was disrrved in
modern nmes by obserHln' that ne wely
frequently slept in one spot, ana the mex;
night changed 10 another" ..
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

% Quibble reading that 1T has been
decided in the Court of Queens Bench, in
Dublin, that clergyman Of the Court of
England can legally marry himself, OBJ
serves that this might be well as measure
of economy, but even in the hardest times
he would rather marry a woman,
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

An INTERESTING PUZHE-When girl
OF is years of age marries a man of IS yrs
he, of course, is three times as old as she.
After having lived together for Is years,
she vii, be 80 and he will be 90 years, the
husband being but twice as old as his wife.
How long, according to this rule, world
they have to live together that she would
be Of the same sgss
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16
HnfHu.
a. -
CHRISTMAS CAROL.

Little chrrdren. can YOU tell,
10 Won know tns story well,
Every cir ant every hoy,
WHY the angels sing for Joy
On the Christmas morning
" es. WI know the story well
Listen nov and hea~ Us 1ell.
Every CIR and every hoy,
Why tine angels sing Tor JOY
On lhH Christmas morning
shepherds SAT uDOn the 0TnUnA,
Fieecy fiocRs were scattered round,
When the brightness tiled the sky,
And & song war heard on high
On Ihr Christmas morning
'Jny and peacG." " the angels sang
Tor the pheasant echoes -ane
Peace OF earth, 10 men good viii -
H&rk the angels sing Il Still
on { Christmas morning
For liCtie habe thai day.
Christ. thu Lord Ol Angels lay,
Born OF earth nur Lord 20 he;
This the wondering angels see
On 6 Christmas morning
Lei uE sing tht angels song,
AND Lhf pleasant song prniOng
This fEI- Babe Of Bethlehem
Children love AND HESS him
On the Christmas morning
peace nur IiJtie hearts shall nj
Peace OF earth 10 men gOnd viii
Hear Ut sing Lhg angels song,
Anc the pleasant nDJes prOlonS
On the Christmas morning
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

4 DECIDED SF44. you sell paes , "
asked q green fellow. as he loaeed unto g
confactinner's on Wellington street -
Pies, sir replied the gentleTnaRly pro
pr7etor. Yes sir, al sorts, SIR what kind
Of pia VII yoa have Sir >" Well I thiak
ri take magpia
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

On certain occasion OF az eclipse in
Virginia a colorea individual became great
y elated. ~Bress dc lord" said he '' de
niccer's time hab come st last, and nov
We p ewine to hab black sun .
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

The following Is one Of the two or three
lines IL, the English language, Slist read
precisely the same. either backward or tog'-
ward Snug 4 raw was 7 ere saw wst
4 guns
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-12-16

A surgical journal speaks OF man who
lived five years with ball in his head. A
waggish friend of ours says he has known
ladies TO live twice as long with nothing
but balls in their heads