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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

Nov. reader. tself.sbuss. Ivsnsrsai , disease
bodily cured. and sexual eXcessss are all capable
81 prodscisg . weakness Of the generativs or
esns. The organs OF generation. when in per
feet health. make the man. Did you ever think
shss those bold. defiant. energetic, psrsevsring,
sacesesful business men, are always those whose
esssrasivs organs are In perfect healthy Yos
sever hsar such men complain Of being melsn-
eholy. Of nervousness OF pal p,tatisn of the heart
They are never afraid they cannot succeed in
business. they don't become sad and discour-
aged they are always polite aud pleasant in the
company OF ladies. and Loot you and them right
In the lace none Of your do~ncast looks or any
other mrsnne-s about them do not mean
shcss Who keep the organs innamed ov by run.
nine 10 excess. These Gill not only ruin their
Constitution. but also ::those they do business
sish Or for.
How many men, from badl, cured diseases
frsm the effects Of solf abuse and excuses. have
brought about that saaieof weakness in those or
gsns that has reduced the general system 40
much a. TO induce almost every other disease =
tdicey. lunscy. Psrai,sis. spinal affections. sui
eide. and almost every other form of disesss
sa,ch human.t. 10 herr TO. aud the real cause Of
The trouble scsscsl. ever suspected. aud have
tee,ered ter oil but the right QUE
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

n 70 ~ suffering or have sunsrsd heo >
voluasasy lisehsrgss. shat effect does u pro
Ases spou:yous gsesrsl hsslths do you feel
vsat, dsbiitsssd. sss,ly tired Does little
sasrs sssvtien prodscs psptss'on u the heafN
Ooss ysuv liver Or urinary organs. Or your k'o'
s.ys sssqcssiiv got out OF ordsr' isyonr urine
ssnssiuss thick. milky. or aocky. OF 'si' ropy On
sstti,ps, Or doss . thick scum rise to the tops
d, IL . sediment q the bottom after Il has stood
s~hilsi Do you have spels Of abort breathing
OF dvspspsiss Are your bowels eonstipstedf
DO you have spslls Of fainting or rushss OF blood
eths hssd IL your memory impaired lsyour
mind ecustansiy dwelling upon this aubiect' Dc
ysa feel dull. ilsslsss. mopng. tired OF company.
" lfss DO you wish 20 be left alone. 10 get
s~sy from every odys Does any little thing
nahe you stsrs o. jump 10 your sleep broker
or restissss 10 the iu.tre of your eye ~ bril-
lsn.s The bloom your check ~ brights DO
yon enjoy Yourself is society a. weIls do yos
parsss your business with the sn'nc energy :
Do YOU feel ~ much confidence in YOURSELF
Are your spiriss dull and tagging. given TO hts
Of msianchoiys lfso. do not lay il TO your liver
o. dyspspsia Have you restless nlghtsi Your
sack weak, your knees weak. and have but little
sp?ssiss. ssd you attribute this to dyspeptis or
esss se0plsinscISri
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
NEW YORK.

The deaths In Brooklyn last week were
CSC. OF which lT3 were from Seymatic dis
eases,
The next session oi the Brui Birth Con.
vention will be held IN Chicago in January,
1879.
Several eases 81 pros,ration from heat
arc reported to-day, including one or two
deaths
An immense skating rink IN Third Ave
nue.. occupying thirty iull lots. is com
meneod, al viii ht completed by the 10Th
OF October | sill ~ used in Summer Tor
picnics, concerts, Ne. &c and is capable of
seating 10000 people.
JON Ward, the Englsh pueilist, received
benefit hast evening. During the enter.
taibmeni he Lnd II s,f-tc with Joe Coburn.
The steamship Colorado hrcugh: 600 Nor
mons from England aul Wales who leave
immediately Utah
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

KSoxviLIn, July 2s.-Gov. Brownlow'l
Mcssag. WAS read in the Legislature this
morning He states that rebel paroled sol.
citrs ale sec city organized Tor the purpose
OF overthrowinr the State Government and
carrying the Presidential election, ami
urges the Legislature TO declare them out.
laws. Gov Brownlow desires authority
To rail out sufficient militia force To carry
ont hi4 order and protect the people. He
urges the appointment OF Committee 10
investigate the conspiracy which prevented
The "a, mcnt 81 the july interest Gov. B.
Gays IN conclusion That he has been i'm.
roftuned by promintn, men Of both parties
10 urge upon the Legislature the pro-
pretty oi its removing by Law political
disabilities from large class of rebels. but
that the conduct 0. that class Of people has
been. and il still is. such that do no. feel
jnsii.ed In making this recommendation.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

~ - y II y y Sc,
DAVENPORT, IOWA.
H0m 10Uo8 HAS OND OF TIE yINuoT N.
! cations. = fronts the River, and connsnis .
view q ne Aininippi Bridge, the Asseaal, aAl
River Il = convenient to and for tie businees -.
insanity, and where the traveller nsy e1peee . ~
al ~ cuofofte 81 HlnDE CLASS he0ee. eonnri.
sing clean soo01. clean liaea bountifal tShIe IA
prompt attention 70 oil reasonable wAate. Thia
Mouse y pronounced (by IT. patsons)
The Best Two Dollar House
West Of New York City.
I. p. Huranay ClRk J. i. Hvuv--sv p,~>
Hree O0Ai6ue - aaa from the Aouse
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

lADI.NAPoLls. july 2S.-SeEA'ar Hen
df.cks arrived here from WASHINGTON, this
evening. and his reception was one oi The
m.st Imposing demonstrations that has
taken p.acc here lur yeats, AMI formally
opens The campaign of '6S on The part II
the ,nccraoy OF Indiaps. On arrival at
the Union Dept a national salute was fired
ani Mr. Hendricks was escorted by large
'oieh light procession. with The usual nc.
compartments OF music and fireworks. 10
The Count House Square, where he Was vel.
coined 10y Hon. }. :. Mcdonald by = brief
and appropriate speech. tn which Mr.. Hen.
dricks Responded Al length revising and de.
nouncing The entire political and financial
policy Of the fepuhlicsu Party, and claim
leg peace and ny spsri,s could only n, Rad
y tbs return ~ az Dsmoera,ic Party 10
power
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
OHIO.

CINciSANrI. July 2S--In London, Ohio.
4 Day frank Gailsgh~r,a boy only u years
"i age. stabbed and probably fatally woun.l.
eli JAS. Kelly, hoy about the same ere
fhe youre Desperate made his escape.
T"LED,. July 2s.-ihe railroad bridge ON
the Z. T. & W. X. r.. At Dsnville, nli.ois.
was partially destroyed BY FIRE last evening.
but srraDgements are made % that theie
viii ne n" delay In passengess or freight.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

LtAyNSwoRln. Kansas, July % Gen
BEAT VIII sli,v. here Tonight iron, the
N"i'hstn Pae'iic Railway. and will proceed,
s"h "tiei x " hmen, commissioners IL
si'ei IA adi'ti' IA. sectivn OF the X .ps.s
Pacific railway inst c"mplciet
The Democratic State Convention viii
meet At Top ka 10 morrow.
Hon g. ~. Click of Atkinson, and G.
W Blair of Fl. Scott. are the most promi-
uemi candidates Tor the Governor hip.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

New York Money Market.
y Telegraph July ~
Stocks-Steady.
Bcnds IS 81, list 800. let. l.iSS; a,
f.llh: I'd. l.121 new, .esk v7 i.Oet it<Os.
l.oel~ 1909. 109.
Paeihe-10ot.
New York Csnfral-iAh.
Efie-6SS.
Illinois Central So
Rock lsland-l.o7A.
Northwestern saa preferred $50.
0o1d-l.l3l.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

Cnoics Iowa Catawba Wine, At $500 per
dozen bottles also full stock Of other No.
tive and foreign wines ct the wine house Of
LAYarELDr, THopR 4 Co.,
81 West Second atreet.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
LooAL tTEMs.

TnR eelsbrated Star Stomach and Liver
Bit,ers, sold by Harrison 1 Co., are giving
more satisfaction than any other Bitters for
sale in the city. No. 40 Brady street.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
iCoM N z RClAL.


OaveDP0r9 Market 8ODOF0e
Cvucs OF RS DAvsSPoss Dsu. enAf,
July 9sth. 1855.
Tlora wholesale. elo.lo; retail, I'll 90.
wnsAs-very choice in the market, el.So.
No. 2. q. 7o,N No. 8,tl.So9el.S5.
BAsLsY-No quotations.
OArs-s5@6sc
Rys-None in the Market
UoRx-7G1T-c.
OsIoxs None in the market.
PsrAross-Nev, $40. Old zoe
Burssa-s5c. perm.
Eoas-20e.
HAY-GcoA Timethy &c. 0e0oll, - per tss.
Prairie %. o01s.oo per ton.
CoAL-Soft-ls0i7 :csuss pr bushsl, from
wagons.
ksrsaAcrs At yard tll.o0I per ten.
WooD-os. 00Qe7 90. per Cord.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
NATIVE WINES.


WHITE WIVES,
CATAWA. HRRBKMONT.
CUENINgHAA. E:CARoLlNAsEIDLINa.
DniAwAnI. TAYLOR.
RED WIVES.
C0MCORD. MOTIONS VIRGINIA.
CLInrON. HARTFORD PTOLlFIC,
In cases Of twelve bottles sseh.
Nesfefs vmoIslA. CoHcoap. and CArAvnA By tAc
ksH or cask.
The andeFsigneA Offers 70 tho psblie The abeve
wines, ofhio own growth. They are all guaranteed
TO b Of superior quality. and TO give ceaplsts at.
REFERENCES.
lssby of Illinoie najor-0en. George n. ThsuAs.
L. 8. Amy; 0ea. 4arshall r. wilder, Boston |;
Charles Downing. "a Nswberg. n. T., Constan-
a.: ,,,ee Nh; p 3,
Thusbss, B1isse ..Anssicaa AgrealtnrisG," New
York and nany o1heso, who can testify . their
uniform good qaality.
Assnts for xsssaeAusssts,
FOLSOM, CLINE 4 POPE.
. = Broad Street. Boston.
lgntJor Nsv York.
Wn. RADDE. $50 Pearl u.
Agent for Philadelphia.
JAMES 70. WEBB,
Corner 9Th and Walnut.
AgSst for Baltimore,
JORDAN eTADl.ED,
Corner Madison and Rutaw.
GEORGE HUS MANN.
H.nnAsn. No.. July aoth. ss6s.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

the railroad, Gust the place to make good
farm to trade for property In Davsnpert,
Or improved farms. ELpRIDos I Bso, Land
ssd Insurance Agents. No. 40 Brady street..
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

1T. fssrLs, Gardener and Florist, cor
eth and Main Sts.. fruit and ornamental
trees. ny26-ly
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

rRsckLEs AND TAN removed and prevent
Cd, BY using the delicious Hespsrian Balm
Or the complexion. Price only fifty cents
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
Chicago Market

N0uC0 ~ No6ACBs
BY Telegraph. JMy -.
Flour Quiet and firm. Spring supers $500
90, choices spring extras .2sAs.o %. Receipts
2,s7s bbls; shipments, 7,lss bbla.
Wheat Steady and quiet No salsabls ~
l7755; No. sold at l.sz. Receipts 9, 434 ship
inents / $50 bus.
Corn Dull. More sellers than buyers. Ne. !,
S2l ae2s< No. =. alkA9ls4. Receipts, IS 500
bus shipments. 81, lSl bus.
Oats-Dull and unchanged at 6S1<Q6ssi. Re.
ceipts, 10. 63s bus. shipments, 1871 bus.
Kye-Quiet at 1.25 for No. 2 lilo rejected.
Bsrev-Dull, l.251l.35
Provision-Strong and held higher.
Chicago Live Stock Market.
By Telegraph. July 70.
Receipts Cattle. SO cars hogs. 80 cars.
sheep, 0 cars.
| Cattle-k1tra, 7.76Gs.Oo. fair 10 good,
| S.25a7. so; atocxsrs. 8 .o0d94.50.
Hogs-Eztra. s.5o@97t; good 10 choice.
s.0o0s87JS
sheep-Choies. 1904. 90; good, 8.0o0s.so
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
SPECIAL NOTICE.

Address -. the Nervous and iDebilitated
~Aees sudsriugs have been proiracted
lro0 hidden causes, and whose
require prompt treatment 70
render existsace de-
siu be.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

Moss - 1asssn. sslea9 eeeslsp.ss s'ssi-ss
eavsa wsapesr siaA fae-siails q ~ CnsscAs
VAnoossno. ssA siguo6 u. ~ 1U6asOLO
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

60 70 snn Bms--Qo to the Bryant 4 Stfattoa
Iowa etats Business College TO get . thorough prsc
teal business education, or 70 become good sound
telegraph operator. For circulars and papers, ad-.
dress, (snelosing etampD 1.-THE Bryaat b SssttOn
Commercial College. Davenport. Iowa.
Kromsr's Hair Dye. Natural. Durable, Bsautifu:
Best and Cheapest In the World. Sold BY all Drug
gists and Country Gtorsksspsrs JOHN J. KRONER.
Sole Proprietor. <01 Chestnut 81. Philadelphia.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

ts.t.s CREST Diurstic. and As . certain cure for
Diseases ofthe bladder, Kidneys, Gravel, Drop.
~. Organic Weakness, Female Complaints. Gen
s1sl Debility. and all diseases Of The Urinary
organs. w"esher EXISTING in Male or Fema.e.
from whatever esuse orr s,na,ing. aud no matter
e hos ioug standing
II no treatment is submitted TO. Consumption
- lasanisy may ensue. Our aesL and blood are
sapporssd from these sources, and the health
and happiness, ssd that Of lPossor,ty. dspeads
spse prompt use Of reliable remedy 4
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

~ Telegraph July -
Coton-Dull Al 10 l-Slll for middling uplands
flour-Light supply and good inquiry receipts
1889 bb!s extra state, e.o<ts TO- OBJ TO- 20 for
extra western; s.4oGl12 IS for X. II. o.
Wheat Dali receipts, 81, $50 bu: rs for No.
sprng.
Corn-Lsrge supply; receipts, 199, 959 bushels
.o69t1l.13 2for mixed western anoat l. le for
for high mixed nearly yellow.
Bariey-Nominal.
Oats Dull: rsceipts. -, $50 bu; $50 for wsstsrn
10 store sctts5h for ditto anost.
Pork-Flrmer, at 2S.l5Uis.sS for new mess. and
70 o00?s, 10 for old.
Reef-Quiet.
Cut Meats-Steady.
Lsrd-Quiet asd 6rm. At is% 0ls for stsam ren-
dered. and Is11s 1.2 iOe kettle
kugar.-Quiet and steady, at IL l-9Dls - for
Cnba.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

SEE BUNCH OF GRArRs.-In another col
umn, Of SPEER'S STANDARD WINE
BlTTERS. 1t is highly recommended By
ply sicians for dyspspticts, on accsun Of
its tonic properties. its purity and its deli
cious flavors.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

JAnss 8. Klsk 1 Co.'S fine staple and
fancy Toilet Soaps, comprising German
Nattled. Olive, Star, Improved Chemical,
Palm. &c. Sold BY oil groesrs and fancy
Goods dealers.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
Cincinnati Market.

By Telegraph. July go.
Fiour-Scarce and firm. Family 1925.
Whea,--Held at 2.o50l2.l5 for old, and not
much on the market, aew 950r200
Corn--Quiet at SsGx9o.
Oats -soMs2.
Whisky-in active demand.
Toledo Market.
by Telegraph July 49,
Flour--Receipts 2e3 bbls. Quiet
Wheat Receipts $40 bus: white Michigan
at 220; amber Michigan, 2.os12 o. auiber
Illinois, EOS.
corn-Rcceip,s 1907, bu s5 for No L.
Oats--No receipts. STEADY.
Lake Freigbts. Dull and nominal.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

Morn PAfcnRs, FascxLEs AxD TAn.-Ths
emily reliable remedy for those brown die
colorstions On the face 10 "Psrry's Moth and
Frsetls Lotion" Prepared only BY Dr.. b.
@. Perry, - Bond street, New York. Sold
every where.
Why let your pains aud aehss your CON-
fort spoili A cure 10 sure BY using Rem
mes Magic Oil Then don't 70 scolding
round the house dear wsmen, husband and
children blame. ''they'rs % inhumsr :"
but send for Rsnns's Magic Oil, and say,
"YoU RON -
Wnlrs PINE CoxPornD 10 safe, sure, re-
liable in al diseases Of the Throat, Lungs,
and Kidneys. II taken 1t the commence.
msnt Of either Of these complaints, relief 10
not only certain, but sure euro will be OBJ
| tained.
PsaRY DAVIS VEGETABLES PAM KlLLER,-
Derives much Of its popularity from the
simplicity attending its use, which gives il
. peculiar valas in family. The various
diseases which may b reached by it, and
In their incipisnt stages eradicatsd, are
among those which are peculiarly fatal il
suffered to run but the curative magic Of
this preparation disarms them Of their ter
rors. Ia oil respects it fulfils the condi-
tions Of popular medicine.
~ wRl0HTS ALCONATED 0LYcRRINE TAB
LET Of Solldincd 0lycerine tends to preserve the
skin from drynsss aud wrinkles, imparts wonder.
full degree ofsoftness and delicacy to the complex
ion and whitensss to the skin ID excellent den
thrice. grateful to the taste and tonic TO the mouth
| and gums: impaets swestnses 10 the breath, and
renders the teeth beautifully white For sale by oil
| aruggists. HARRISON 4 STARK Agents.
Tns BssT AND Original Toslc IRoH, Phos-
phorus and Calssya, known as Caawell, Mack d Co .
Zero Phosphorated Elixir Of Calisaya Bark. The
iron restores color tothe blood, the phosphorus
waste OF thu tssuo. and the ca-aya gives
| natural healthful tone TO the digestive organs.
thereby curing dyspepsa III Its various forms,
Weakfnlneas, general debility, and depression OF
| spirits. Manufactured only by Caswell, Hazard 3
/ Co., New York. febl0dweow kwsd-- mon
HoLIpwAy's PLrs.-Bovel Complaints. The
/ waste pipes of the system-wbich. like the sewers
OF great city. are intended to carry OF all refuse
mauer-must be kept unobstructed othessiee
healts Ia cut OF the question. HoiLowAYs PuIs
effect this object, Gently, but swiftly and surely
they carry OF oil impeachment from these i'm portant
channels whom clsgged with impurity, and restore
their natural tone and natural acion. Sold by all
Druggists.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

BY Telegraph. July -.
Flour-Quiet and firm. Receipts. 400 bbls.
shipments, 5000 bbls.
Wheat-Dull and nominal No. l, ale No.
2, III.
Corn-Dul and unchanged.
Oats-ln fair demand and better, at IA
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

LIKE the Greek fire, which could not b.
sxtinguished, the aroma Of Phalon's new
perfume. "FLOR DE Mayo" clinRs to
every textile fragment upon which It 10
dropped. A dksrchisf psrfumed With
it and laid aside in drawer, will retain
its delicious odor for six months. Sold nv
All druggists
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

An UNPUBLISHED PARLOR TO RENT ON
n good terms. Apply At Southwest corner Of
Main and 9Th Htreets
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
~. Louis m arket.

By Telegraph. July ~
flour-ln good demand With upward tenden-
oy.
Wheat-Higher for choice fall,
Corn-Advanced usdsr light receipts, to -
as
Oats-Decined TO l00Se.
Kye-Bettcr, At ll00ll6.
Provisions firmly.
Pork-290o.
Lard-Nominal.
Bacon -Shouldsrs l2s<delS clear silss lS95
0lf
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29

.sscs si.soSpsr oos,is.. s,s bottles to- .tt.s,
delivered 30 sny sddress.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
AHLABOLD'> EXTRACT DUCHU. establish
Cd sp~srds OF eighteen years. prepared by

II. 7. hELASOLp. iDaOssssr.
So srsadway. iNe~sYcrk. snd.
as south Oh street., rh,lsd@ir his. "a
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
NEWCOMB HOUSE..
(IATR II CLAIRE HougI.,

wHlS 9ofBL 0ITUATKD IN THD CINTRRoD
~ bssineee portion Of this city. and but -
block ne9 - HsfEy and eteaa host lanAine. VIM
ee open fos tho reception Of eeests On
Wednesday, April 18th. looo.
Il hes reesnuy undergone thorough repairs end a..
tsnstve additiQps. among which Il dfnine hall ~
q feet, An O1cs 2lx1o. Large pleasanS Paslere.
eaApls roone foe Agents, end ample aoeo0node.
uoee 1os over ~ gveses. Il beine flsniGhed a.
Rlsse with new modem styled Furniture, I'd eteen
COOKING hsngee. The Hropsiesofs feel wasranted IN
onsRing % Families, Tourists and the travelling nuh
ae q estreetve dssisable stopping pscs one ofthe
- PESNrnAN, sroLIY sCo..
sSsoWu fsopsieooeo
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-07-29
l.lxArn0al Mnrke

Liverpool Market.
BY Telegraph. July 20.
Flour
Wheat-Red. los Cd; white, las. I'd.
Corn Sos.
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-12-31
BOILS---"A COMPOSITION"

A boil is generally very small at first, and a
fellow hardly notices it, but in few days 1t
gets to be the biggest of the two. and the chap
that has it is of very little account in compar!-
son with his boil, which then ''has him." Boils
appear mysterlou5ly upon various portions ct
the human body, coming when and whero
"they darn please" and often in very iucon-
venient places. Sometimes solitary boil is
the sum total of theaf1iction, but frequently
there is 'rubishin' lot of em" to help the first
one. If q boil comes anywhere on person that
person always wishes it had come somewhere
else, although it would puzzle him to say just
where.
Some persons call them ''Dambois," but
such persons are addicted TO profanity-the
proper name is boil. If a chap has boil he
generally eots good deal of sympathy from
others--":n horn" Whoever asks him what
ails him, laughs at him for his pains to answer,
while many unfselng persons make game OF
him, or OF his misfortune, or boil. 1t is very
wicked to make sport of persons with boils;
thoy oannot help it, aud often feel very badly
about it. Physicians don't give boil patients
much satisfaction as o general thing, although
young physicians who are just beginning TO
practice are fond of trying their lancets on
them. Bois are said to DO "healthy," and,
judging from tie way they take hold and hang
on, and ache, and burn, and grow, and raise
Cain general;, there is no doubt that they are
healthy and have good constitutions. They
are generally very lively and playful at night,
and 1t is very funny to gee chap with good
large one prospecting around his couch for a
place where his boh will fit in "without hurt
ing" Boils tend to 'purify the BLOOD"
strengthen the,system, calm the nerves, re-
strain ths profanity ,tranquiize the spirits, i'm
prove the temper, and beautify the appearance.
They are eSgood things for married men who
spend their evenings away from home, as they
give them an opportunity to rest their night
keys and get acquainted with their fam les. It
s,said that bo2s save the patient "a fit OF sick
ness, ,but ifthe sickness IS not the best to have,
it must be an ALFRED mean thing. 1t is also
said that person is better after he has had
them, and there is no doubt that one docs feel
much better after having got rid of them.
Many distinguished persons have enjoyed these
harbingers Of health. job took the first pre-
MUM at the County Fair for having more
achers under cultivation than any other person.
Shakespeare had them, and meant boils Shen
he said, s'One woe doth tread upon another's
heel, SO fast they follow"
There are great many remedies for bolls:
most of which are well worth trying, because,
if they don't do any good, they don't hurt the
boiIs. II chap goes down street with boil,
every man he meats will tell him OF ~ good
thing" fcf it, among which are-Shoemaker's-
wacEs, Mrs. Winslow's Sirup, Trix, Spaulding's
Glue, Charlotte Russo, Gum Drops, Water
Proof Backing, Nj yht Blooming Cereus, Chlo-
rosolm, kisse1gen, &C., &c.
THE END.