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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08
Sparrlna Exhihiflons.

Last evening that rough. place Of rough.
and.tumble exhibitions the Broadway opera House
wherein have been enacted 30 many mimic combats,
was comfortably filled last evening, but not crowded
to tender Dick Hollywood, the light weight pugis,,
a complimentary benefit. Uncle Tovee, as usual,
had entire charge Of matters, and the old man
wendell his tortuous way through the perspiring
mass oftuman!ty, with ccmmendable zeal scanning
the boxes, seeking and beseeching volunteers TO
"show." II is pleasant to state that Hollywoods
many friends did not require much coaxng, despite
tie heat, to lend him assistance. OMea.!a and
Mccarty FIRST appeared In . slogg,ng engage.
ment Then q little girl used effectively
and PRETTY the Indian clubs, when Ed
Tuohey and Jim Daily came together ana ad.
mlnistered 70 each other many hard hits Follow.
Ing came Geo S Caddle and Gallagher, scot!y and
liant beneficiary appeared with Mickey Coburn.
ms set 10 was quite artistic and satisfactory.
While this exhibition was going on Peter Joyce,
lesser light and less known than Hollywood In the
pugstlc arena, had testimonial Of like character
In the PACK room OF public house In Prince street.
several volunteers appeared during the evening, but
the attendance was small and the enthusiasm limit
ed. Inc wind up was between John Dwyer and the
beneficiary.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08
SPRINGFIELD RACES.
SPRrNgrrEIp. Sent. ?. LAG

cFKINGFTELD, Sept. 7, ISbS,
The Springfield races come on tomorrow and con-
tnue three lays, with running and trotting each
day large srowd Of visitors is anticipated. The
programme for Tuesday includes elk entries OF
horses which never beat 2a5, thirteen entries which
county race also the Springfield sweepstakes and
heat running race. hurdle race will come or on
"Wednesday and grand trot between Lucy, Fear
nought ana Rhode Island On Thursday.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08

To.day-Eagle vs.. Sparta; Union, Of Mcrrisania, Vs.
Harlem, at fremont.
To.morrow-Orienta Of New York, vs. Oriental, OF
Greenpolnt for name and ball. at the Union grounds
STAR OF Pleasantville vs.. Harlem, at Harlem
Of Brooklyn, va. Capitoline, at Capitcline grounds
MISUNDERSTANDING vs.. Union, OF Morrsana for
the championship, at Union grounds, BROOKLYN r. D..
at the Union grounds.
saturday-cnion, Of MorrIsan,a. vs.. star, at Ire.
mont " -' -
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08

transportation Of manufactured tobacco, in bond
VIII be ready In few days, when the regulations
concerning tobacco will be rigidy enforced.
The stamps to be used on boxes containing To-
bacco and on barrels containing spirits have not as
yet been received by the Collector The regulations
In that respect will not, therefore, be enforced Tor
some time.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08
Bob Brettle.

This time-honored puglst, who has stood up
before the earnest men that have fought In the
English Prize ring for years. stepped fOes W Anert
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08
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ATL.ANTI,

Cub. X. %. 3d. AZ. So. sn "a. en- On,
AAsssies::iiSs ....S 3 : 7 g 9 4 La
gmpre-Mr Mcmahon, Of the Mutual Club.
6corers-Messrs Delaney and Bell.
Time OF games hours 80 minutes.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08
The Tenth Word Democratic Club

The Tenth Ward Democratic Club
met last evening at their hail. corner Of Butler and
Court Streets Daniel D. Briggs presided. A series
OF resolutions endorsing the State and national
democratic nominations were read by Alderman
bergen, and speeches were made by Erastus Brooks,
New York, and Samuel D. Norris District Attor-
ney, OF Kings county. The meeting was large and
the speakers were frequently interrupted by the
applause bestowed upon their remarks on the ques
lions at issue.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-09-08

Grant and COlfax Meeting in Brooklyn.
There was a well attended meeting of the citizens
Of the Tenth ward held last evening at the Of
Smith and Atlantic Streets under the auspices OF
the Grant and COlfax Club OF that ward, the occa-
sion being the raising OF banner. Speeches en-
d0rsing the Chicago platform and the candidates of
the republicans were made which were enthusiastic
cally received, by II. p. Cr0zer and John A. Quin-
tard.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
ABOUT APPLES.

There is scarcely an article Of vegetable
food more widely useful or more universally
liked than the apple. Why every farmer has
not en- apple orchard, where the trees will
grow at all, is one of the mysteries. Let
every housekeeper lay in a good supply Of
apples, and it will be the most economical in.
Veslnent IN the whole range of culinaries.
a raw mellow apple is digested in an hour and
. hail. while boiled cabbages require FIVE
hours. The most healthful dessert that can
be placed on the table 10 IN baked apple. If
eaten frequently at breakfast, with coarse
bread and butter, without meat or fish Of anv.
KIND, it has an admirable effect on the general
system, often removing constipation, correct.
ing acidities; aud cooling off febrile conditions
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

more eiFectually than the most approved
medicines. II families could be induced TO
substitute apples-sound and ripe-for pies,
cakes, and sweetmeats, with which their chill
dFen are too frequently stuffed, there would
be diminntion in the sum total Of doctorsd
bills in single year sufficient 20 lay in q
stock of this delicious fruit for the whole
seasons use.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
EoR SALE OR TRADE.

Two lots in the City Of Omaha Nebraska.
Two tracts Of l60 acres each within three miles
Of depot on the Pacific Rail Road back of oma-
ha.
First tract Of bottom lands timbered and rrarie
tive miles from Omaha City.
One third Of 1000 acres in Fulton County Pa
including valuable Ore, mineral and timber lands
near Fort Listleton.
Over 1000 acres Of valuable ore, coal and tim
Der lands in West Virginia.
Also, lot Of ground (abOut one acre) Mt
willow Tree, IN Snake Spring Township, on
Ghanbersburg and Bedford Turnpike, three miles
East Of Bedford, with frame dwelling house.
cooper shop, stable, DC. thereon erected
ALSO, Twenty five one acre lots, adjoining the
Borough Of Bedford, with lime stone rock for
Kiln or quarry on the upper end Of each
Also 32o acres Of land in Woodbury. co., lows.
800 acres in Reynolds CO., Missouri.
$50 =" q shannon
1904 /" BolIinger
so Franklin I Iowa.
0. z. SHANNON,
June I'-u Bedford, Penn's.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
IN DENTISTRY.

- :
TEETH EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN,
BY the use Of Nitrous Oxide Gas, and is attended
with no danger whatever.
TEN 0RARY SETS
inserted if called for. Special attention viii be
made to diseased gums and cure warranted or
no charge made.
TEETH FILL
to last for life. and all work in the dental lins
done to the entire satisfaction of all the money
refunded Prices shall correspond with the
times.
have located permanently in Bedford, ana
shall visit Schelsburgh the 1st Mondsy OF eaen
month, remaining one week Bloody Run the 90
Monday, remaining one week the balance OF my
time can be found at 10y office 8 doors South OF
the Court House, Bedford, Pa.
WM. W. VAN oRMER,
Nov. %, 1885. Dentist
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
TT A R D w A R p.

HARD WARE.
a NEW HAND AT THE BELLOWS
AT THE OLD STAND OF BIYmYpR q SON.
The undersigned having purchased, The entire
s.oea of c. RLYMYER & soN, and having added
thereto BY
FRESH PURCHASES
IN tho East. Respectfully announces to the pub
Tic that he is now prepared to sell at lowest
CASH PRICES,
or approved COUNTRY PRODUCE.
Everything in the Hardware line, meh as
CARPENTERS. JoINERs'. CABINET
SHOEMAKER TOOLS. AsD FINDINGS,
CROSS CUT Asp SAN MILL SAWS,
GRIND STONES. ASp FIXTURES,
sADDLERY ofan kinds
NAILS,
BY the kesg OF pound,
WAGON, FIRE, STRAP IRON,
NAIL ROD, DOUBLE AsD SINGLE
SHEAR, BLISTER AND CAST STEEL.
HORSE SHOES, by the kesg OF small quantities,
DOUBLE AsD SINGLE prrrED AXES,
CUTLERY OF EyEGY DESCRIPTION
KNIVES Asp FORMS, vry cheap,
the very host POCKET KNIVES,
PoRTMoNIEsASp POCKET BOOKS,
SILVER TEA AID TABLE
sPoovs in setts.
HRITAINlA WARE
in setts, ,rays &c.
PAINTS, OILS
AND VARNIsHEs,
Wiado~ Giazs, all sizes. camps and Lamp Chin
neys, Wooden and WiliE Ware, Wash Boards
chaHs, Manila Rope, Halter Bed-cords, and
Twms Brushes Of every description, Shoe Black
6, shoyeis and Forks Grain shovels, Chains
Of all kinds, Sausage c4ters and Suffers, Sole
and Kip Leather, Sc. Also,
VERY BEST FREscH CALF SKINS,
Buffalo Robes, and general yarie;y Of goods
kept in a first class Hardware store,
Our object shall be to le governedby the golden
rule, ''to do unto others IS you wish to be done
By" We intend to sell fair rates, and BY fair
dealing hope to merit oontinuence of the patron
age bestowed upon BLYHYER son.
THOMAS NJ. LYNCH.
Noy.I3mo.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
5 A IoN BRY

Of every description at lowest prices, will be found
at his store, including Fools-cap, plain and ruled,
Ledger Cap, Letter Cap, Ri Paper, Commercial
Note. Ladies' Note ENVELOPES Of an kinds
and sizes Plain and Fancy, Fine White Woye,
etc. ETC. STEEL PENS, Pen olders Sates and
Slate Pencils of all numbers, Ink-Stands Of tho
most Beautiful and Convenient designs, and
INKS Of the best quality at tie lowest prices.
Also o large assortment Of X T. o S + n
LAMPS, Plain and Fancy Soaps SMOKING
and CHEWING ToBACC0ES, Cigars Pen knives,
PERFUMERY, ete. A speciality will be made Of
the PICTURE DEPART TMENT -
FiHe Large Portraits Of Washington, Lincoln
johnson and other distinguished Americans, Pan
cy Pictures, Stereoscopes and Stereoseopic Views,
Picture Frames, &C.. SC, will be always kept on
hand. Porte Monnaes Pocket Books, hand
some Porte Folioes, etc. Niolins, Aecordeons
aud other Musical Instruments, Checker Boards
Chess-Men, etc.
Hoping 10 meet the patronage Of the pubic he
has selected his stock with great care, and is
bound TO sell cheap to ell who win give him
call. JOHN KEEFFE.
Bedford, Dec 9Th, IS67-0
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
NooD NEWS FOR THE FARMERS /

OOOD NEWS FOR THE FARMERS
THE following kinds Of
T Fl ESHING MACHINE
CONSTANTLY ON HAND AT THE MA
CHINE SHOP OF
p III. SHIRES, BEDFORD. PA.
TL, Celebrated RAILWAY, or TREAD POW
ER ThreshiEg Machines with all the latest and
best Improvements.
ONE AND TWO-HORSE POWERS.
The Two-horse Machine with two horses and
four hands viii thresb from l0e to l25 bushels of
wheat OF rye, and twice much oats per day.
ONE-HORSEMACHINFS
with three hands, will thresh from so to rs bush
per day.
Two and four-horse TUMBLING SHAFT Ma
chimes, also, four-borse STRAP MACHINES.
STRAW SHAKERS ofthe mo-' approved kind at
taehed 70 ali Machines.
ALL MACHINES WARRANTED.
REPAIRING Of all kinds of Machines done on
the shortest notice.
HORSES, PIG METAL, GRAIN and
LUMBER taken in payment.
va Farmers wanting Machines viii do we'll to
give me a call.
PETER Ii. sHIRES,
Proprietor aad MaH1fae'r.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
WASHINGTON HOTEL.

This large and eommodious house, having been
taken by the subscriber, is now open for the re-
eeption of visitors and boarders The rooms are
large, well ventilated, and comfortably furnished
The table will always be supplied with the best
the n arket can afford. The Bar is stocked with
the choicest liquors In short It is my purpose
to keep a FIRST GLASS HOTEL. Thanking
the public for past favOrs, respectfully solicit
renewal Of their patronage.
N. b. Hacks viii run constantly between the
Hotel and the Springs
may17, 7,'67:1y VIM. DTBERT, Prop'r.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

A Ii KINDS OF BLANKS, Common. Admin
"A istrator's snd Executors, Deeds, Mortgages,
sudgment Notes, Promissory Notes, with and with
out waiver Of exemption, Summons, Subp0enas
and Executions, for sale at the Inquirer Office.
Nov 1855
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

wHEN 10 recruit supposed to be raw?
Until he bas been exposed to fire.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
Mnm0fnns.

War medicine does foolish man take
for scoIding wifeP He takes an elixir.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

TRE richer a man makes hiS food, the
poorer he makes his appetite.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
+. n. BRUCE.
IS \. Seventh Street. PhiladeIp5i. III,

Is y. seventh Street, Philadelphia.
S-Send for descriptive circular and price list
The effect Of your "TRENoEo" is entirely new
to me, and is certainly the best I ever heard
Geo. W. HorgaH The first 0rganist of America
No TRENoLo has yet been invented that will in
any degree compare with this for beauty Of effect
In fact, it to me to be abb olutely perfect
Wm. 4. .JoAHsoa, Pipe Organ Builder
EsrEr's Cottage Organs are withouta superior
for exceedingly quick articulation and round tone
the essential features in instruments of this
eisss,-Geo Jardias, Pipe Organ Builder.
The Cottage Organ is the best Of its class I ever
saw, and t he best adapted for church music Of any
in use.-C. HciRtz, 0r9anist, Fiadiag, o.
1 am much pleased with the Cottage Organ
which purchased from you: it combines sweet
ness and power in an unusual degree, andis quite
lavorite in our family circle-BisAop SimpsoH.
We know Of no organs of the class which
possess so many valuable qualities.-iaispsa-
deaf.
For the parlor its sweetness is remarkable for
the church it has power more ergan-hke than
anything we have seen.--Hetkodist.
Persons wishing to purchase organ ars re-
quested to examine the Esty instruments now
in use at the Presbyterian and Episcopal Church
Bedford. July II 1857 9m
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

SCHOOL BLANKS.--Articles Of Agreements
- between Directors and Teachers, Checks,
Bonds Of Collectors, Warrants Of Collectors Bonus
Of Treasurera 4c., for sale At the Inquirer Once
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

{ tAoH BUYERS TAKE NoIlCE
,.,,.,,,..r aao,...
1,gr prortYFo ~
aRFArLy REpucRp pR4cEs,
AT J. NJ sHoEMAKER,s STORE.
having Just returned from the East, we are
nov opening Large stock OF FALL and WIN
TER G0oDs. which b.va bcsu bon,b, a., f,,.b
,t New priees. and win be sold CHEAP Tht.
being the only FULL STOCK Of Goods brou rbt
suit themselves letter Ia style, Quality and Price
than At any other store in Bedford
rh. .e.n...;a-
nA1rcoro
NfAi4ieOi i1o'
lu' u, II, 10, ~ ana the best at io.
,,,-,,,r,--
MOoLlN2'
~, IL, 10 10, 10, 70, aud the best at 22.
,r7 roor -, .,-,-,,r
Ali "ool- Ian NEl4o from AZ cts. up.
FRENCH MEklNoES, ALL WOOL DE
LANES oobo hOS' DC
Mems wear ar :. CLOTHS S,ltIl CASssIAERES,
boolS " ohoEo-ln this article We have
NJ eN'eistIe Ass3lr'inehl i"p ladies'
'9s IN 1,iI''' 5r;cea ioe'' anu i'o9s' al
HATS-A large assortment of Mems and
D'y mas
CLOTHING Men and Boys Goats. Papts
wood, Liuen-lned, &c
COTTON CHAIN-s;nols and do,bl. wh;,o
a,d aolssres 80 p''U u0'''e' "h''e
epooPp1ps
Dye s'uiis' DC
LEA cI. ER-Sole si Leather. French and City
We will sell Goods on the same Terms that We
With ntereet frcm date No bad debts contract
ers to make up losses on bad paying customers,
or customers that never pay. Cash buyers al
ways get the best Bargains, and their account is
al"'ys settled up.
y. B. 10 per cent. saved BY buying YOUR
goods at
J. NJ. SH0EMAKER'S,
sD-.,...s.
Nc. J, ANDBRsoNs' ROW.
June % i'o,.om
A MOTHER VETO on HIGH PRICES.
II
y,, ,.r saw. ,,o,ev h. b,,t,. van. a.,
NANN's CORNER,
MTTT r & p n II : vp
bhDfohD' Pa
Ihey are nc" opening 9 cnoice variety Of new
and desirable
FATJ. IL WINTER cOODS
- 1,rC'r,r
RE4D9 4tIGv MARE RoT4oGg GL0THING'
COTTON YARNS
Roots
ol.oOl4A'lL L11'
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
DURBORROW & LU'
ESTEY 5 COTTAGE ORGANS

Are still ahead of all competitors and stand
unrvalled in POWER, PURITY OF TONE and
BRILLIANCI, and all other points which 20 to
make first class instrument
The "E0X HUMANA TREMOLO" is the
greatest of all modern improvements on reed
instruments. 1t CHARMS and SURPRISES al
who hear it, by its wonderful resemblance to the
HUMAN VOICE. Do not eonfound this with
the common tremolo in use. It is entirely differ
ent, and far superior to any other.
For sale wholesale and retail by.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

WHr is a newspaper like wife z Because
every man ought TO have one Of his own
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

1ssoSxY, dear, you have very dirty face.
.sCan't help it, marm, dads black repub'
lican."
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

WAY wasn't Eve tried for eating the apple'
Because there was no court ofappell-ate juris-
dietion.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

IT is a miserable thing TO live in suspensei
il is the life Of a spider.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

SCHOOL BooKsl

Embraces 0sgood's Series Of Readers, BroWn's
Grammars, Brooks Arithmetics, Davies
Algebra, Raabs Speller, and all
books used in the Com
mon Schools Of Bedford County; also COPY
BOOKS, Of all kinds.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

n YEsl DYES! YES The undersigned
~ having taken out auctioneer license holds
himself in readiness to cry sales and auctions on
the shortest notice. Give him a call. Address
him at Rays Hill, Bedford county, Pa.
WILLIAM GRACEY.
0ctls:.6m
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
CoMETHING you NEED.

SoMETHING you NEED.
CLEANERS WONDERFUL LINIMENT.
IT IS EFFIcA cIOUS AND CHEHP.
Ir you have cut, old sore, frost-bite tetter. or
any ailment requiring outward application you
should use IT,.
fyour horses or cattle have cuts, kicks. sprans.
grease, scratches, or old Sores you should use l..
for you get nothing better either for yourself
or horses, and cattle.
You can procure it Of store keepers, and deal
ers, in patent medicines throughout the county.
Manufactured only by
JAS. CLEAvER
HOpewell, Pa, Nov. s-Sm.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

Az editor never leaves any money at home
for fear Of FIRE, and never carries any with
him for fear Of robbers, nor deposits It 10 the
bank for fear of speculating bank officers" F."
Abem! Yes as class, editors seem care
f,lf
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

A WRITER dwelling upon the Importance of
small things, says that ''he always takes note
even Of straw, especially if there happens to
be sherry cobler at one end of it. ="
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21
B00K AND -sTATLoNERl sroRr

BOOK AND STATIONERY STORE
where they are prepared to sell all Einj,os
STATIONERY,
FOOLSCAP,
CONGRESS,
LEGAL and RECORD CAP
LONG BILL,
SERMON,
LETTER,
CONGRESS LETTER.
COMMERCIAL NOTE.
BATH POST. Large and Small
LADIES (giitl NOTE, LADIES OCTA.
YO lgilH NOTE. MOURNING,
different styles, FRENCH,
NOTE, &C., &e.
+ n Y L L o PES Of all kinds and
quality.
PASS BOOKS, at least dozen varieties.
POCKET LEDGERS, TINE BOOKS
weekly and monthly, TUCK MEMORAN.
ptMS, twenty different kinds, DIARIES.
ol all descriptions, BLANK BOOKS. such
as Long Quarto,
Broad.
Ledgers and
Day Books Of al
styles, quality and kinds of binding.
CHALK
CRAYONS,
STATES, diferrpt STYLES,
ARN0LD'S WRITING FLUIDS,
HOOYER'S INKS, CARMINE INKS.
CHARLTON'S INKS, ANDsS,
POCKET BOOKS, all
kinds, MONEY
BOOKS,
all kinds, Bank
ers' Cases, Lead Pencils,
Twenty Kinds of other Pencils,
Penn Holders, Different kinds, Stationeru
Gum, CLARK Indeliible Pencils, Gum
Bands, Pocket Book Bands,
Flat Glass Ink Wells
and Rack,
Metallic School Ink
Stands, Sand Boxes, Barom-
eter Ink Stands aud Racks, Pocket
Ink Stands, Pencil Sharpers, Receipt Books.
Different kinds, Copy Books,
ers, Mother Goose and others,
A, B, G, Cards, Osgood's
Speller, lst, 2ud, 3rd,
4th aud 5th Read
ers, Brooks
Primary, Mental
aud Written Arithmetic,
Miehell' New Intermedi
steGeography, Brown Gram
mar, Losing Pictorial History of
the United States, Sealing Wax, Blank
Deeds, Blotting Paper, Photograph
Albums, various kinds and
sizes, Almanacs, ETC., etc.
Persons desiring any of the above articles
or other articles in their line, will find it
their advantage to give the
INQUIRER BOOK STORE"
a cali We buy and sell for Cash, and by
this arrangement we expect to sell as cheap
as goods Of this class are sold in the cities,
DURBORROW & LTTZ.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

DR1NK for a gardener, rum shrub; drink for
an undertaken, beer; drink for q sailor, port;
drink for railroad traveller, porter;drink for
bird d-catcher, gin; drinL for a prize-fghter,
punch; drink for deserter, brandy; drink for
a doctor, champagne.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

Ak old bachelor who had become melan.
cholly and poetical wrote some verses, for
the village paper, in which he expressed the
hope that the time would soon come when he
should.
''Rest calm within a shroud
With weeping willow by my side"
but TO his inexpressible horror, it came out in
priut:
when l shall rest calmly within skassI,
With q weeping a0idolO by my side"
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

~ a u - II ? r. II .
THE BEDFoRD INQUIRER.
PUBLISHED
EVERY FRIDAY MORNING,
BY
J. R. DURBoRRoW 4 JOHN LUTz,
OFFICE oNJULIANA STREET
BEDFORD, PA.
THE BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM
SOUTH WESTERN PENNSIL L VANLA.
CIRCULATION OVER 1900.
HOME AND FOREIGN ADVERTISE
MENTs INSERTED ON REA-
sONABLE TERMS.
a FIRST CLASS NEWSPAPER.
TERMS or SUBSCRIPTION.
$500 PER ANNUM, N ADVANCE.
JOB PRINTING:
ALL KINDS OF JOB WORK DONE
WITH
NEATNESS AND DISPATCH,
AND IN THE
LATEST & MOST APPROVED STYLE.
sUcHAs
POSTERS OF ANY SIZE,
CIRCULARS,
BUSINESS CARDS,
WEDDING AND VISITING CARDS,
BALL TICKETS,
PROGRAMMES,
CONCERT TICKETS,
ORDER BOOKS,
sEGAR LABELS,
RECEIPTS,
LEGAL BLANKS,
PHOTOGRAPHERS CARDS,
BILL HEADS,
LETTER HEADS.
PAMPHLETS,
PAPER BOOKS.
ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
Cur facilities for doing .l kinds Of Job Printing
are equalled by very few establishments in the
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Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

No wonder that Weston is good walker
II turns out that he used to be collector for
a newspaper
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

DRIvATE SALE OF REAL ESTATE.
The undersigned, ENecrior of the last win and
Testament of John :. Ritchey, late Of Bedford
township, deceased: VIII sell at private sale, the
MANSION PLACE Of said deceased, containing
ll3 Acres, more or ltss, With
THREE DWELLING HOUSES,
GRIST MILL,
SAW MILL,
DISTILLERY.
BARN
and other out-buildings thereon erected Situated
three miles North Of Bedford. There is also a
good orchard Of choice fruit trees and spring of
never-faiiing water the premises. The place
affords a splendid site for a Factory, there being
excellent water power.
Also, tract Of choice land containing 80
acres, adjoining the shove mentioned tract, hav-
ing good BARN and ORCHARD thereon.
These tracts viii be sold separately together as
the purchaser may desire.
ALSO. a tract OF timber land, in Bedford town
ship, adjoining lands Of Frederick KuDtz, Adam
Dibert and others, containing about 80 acres.
Terms reasonable. For information, address
the undersigned, paftnusville. Bedford Co. or
Richard Sill, Bedford JOSIAH RICHEY.
noy2sf Erscutcr
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-02-21

An old lady who bad never travelled in the
cars, resolved last year to visit Boston. She
had no sooner aliEhted from the car than a
man took hold of her arm with the usual
Have hack2" Looking him full in the
face she drawled out hesitatingly, "Wa'al l
dunno, be they good to eat y