The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1868-10-29

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could nowt fell otherwise aftaw shav-
ing enjawed the wataW and societaw
of SaratOgaW.d saii,ssssp- Ho1l n fgef
TTs admire yeur foEtitude,yennie al
most ss mitch as 1 depidrg your mis-
forums aaIS yea -Aniglit as swell look
dithes disagFeeable fact i'm the face at
once. That is the only way to obviate
it. 1 assure you it is mot Sc, very bad
Latter all, The doctofs say it can be
cured, or so nearly SO that with judi
ciousdresE1g if will 1eveEbe noticed,
You know, Jennie, thatit will make
no difference with me- AS long as
your heart remains the same, no other
changes can change me"
"What are y you GiA talking about !?
Don't understand you paw sitive1y." !"
Bont, Sagoose, Mary Jane, " (an-
lgrily,aa :, know that women always
deny that anything ails them! They
think it is smart. Buhyou can't COM
eesfs your complaint, ana considering
rlyHpWysentg gfehti ions - dont think
yon ought TO try to conceal it from
me" % ''aA 10. h''i'' ga ~ ~
|, 4 Mary Jane was getting mad. q She.
has q vein in her forehead which is an
unerring temper barometer Tt began
to swellm That and an aominous glitt
tering Of the eyes said as plainly as an
lafmanae e @ ,ss, 4 Look ont for squalls
about this time n'lie She said lenergeti7
callyss pos ssEsfq o, M niu 81 bnA
"My complaihtIa Our present rela-
tions FH Conceaif nothing from you?
Perhaps you' ou' wiz VIII be good enough to
explain yourself, that is, if-you can" :"
Ny temper Is not angelic I never;
EAdHP 0orh b .sainB andY Mai 5shess'
perversity or .obstanacy, added to her
manner, did not serve to put me in q
heavenly frame Of mind, mind SO Iblurted
out my sentiments as follower
"You have curvatERezOf8the spine,
as every one who sees youtmAA know.
1Toa haSs it tft'v t'vsty u 7 .lBadIy3, and you
ought to do sonnet hing fOFik4 # Do for
Heavens sake, send for q doctor and
get Straight 90 . 'H.',.s s9Grear ' 5d5 'ii ii
| You shep4ld h4l AaFe seenotAe little
hgnzped- back guss theAIA yShewalked
the floor as erecBas 01iBsrBy poll. She
laughed nj .hysterieallE.e Finally she
cried Womanly, and then she found
her fOhgde} Mo New tYoEk tdrawl
new, buteaehWordisharpe andfgincis-
i've as combric needlet,or1
Curvature of the ispine.0 . Ha ha
spine, ha spine9 naperfset shriek.)
tSSQ Won horrid, hateful bFutely 70ryou
pfo4oking fooEtherel 1 just wish
was man for few minutesi7aEs
"I wish yeaa #efesa sensible wo-
1 nlaf.IRTT bns se2iIGsT
"Sensel N Well II admire to hears
boqPyvthat fan iean't tell tell tbee iGReeian iils ri
bend from the. spinal complaint-talk
about sense"
"Grecian fddle-stiekl You don't
issag that the awful erpokX which, you
jhad ins your hack Wassithe Grecian
.<AsnH SnstMr
"I don't say anything to You: Any
bodybdt d fo6I knows it lis the Gre
cianI bend tassun1ings the form of the
rainbow again. ,N6slhdy desires to
look like a ra,hr6d. y All The, bellies of
New York stoop gEaeeffll g eff lliH and leave
stiffness and. straight lines to chamber
maids and country folks. '',i,i losfl,aI lin,
.sa,Issuppose that itSwas also from the
New EYDfk sfops and bellies that you
learned the art of talking as though
your mouth was full of mush ?"
"Don't you talk about talking. You
who never leave Louisville, think it's
provineialisms comprise the IpFoper
language, but it is the lingo of your
negro nurse, 7 ~ cannot stand it. I
never want to hear any more of it. It
is my desire that our acquaintance
even should terminate with this inter
view"
And she sailed cut Of the room.
I don't suppose it is of any use to
speesaateDdpon the humiliating spec
tacle to which lovely woman may yet
be reduced tbyb fashion. asSh 81 iam con-
vinced that their fate depends entirely
upon the aWhima0l i'm an and capriees of the
fashion mongers of Paris. The ladies
Aags ;aeKeF giFeR assany exidegee-of
their desires to avoid the ridiculous
and absurd dictates Of fashion. On
the contrary, the more absurd and
ridiculous fashion is, the more eagerly
and implicitly her devotees follow
heE No considerations ao6 heat eor
cold, or propriety, of affection, of
comfort, or of anything else, can ,di-
vert them from ttbe1 prevailing style.
The Grecian bend follows the natural
law 81, fashion, i will get worse and
worse, and twill not be long until we
see our sweethearts with their heads
hanging down like 1RoWling 'derNvishes.
1 have taken the porcelain picture
of Mary Jane otitt Uof' its velvet case,
and that pretty casket is now vacant.
Her iTaiisge, which was supposed to
be engraved upon this beating heart,
has faded out, or is grown. over with
fat. srI have determined never to mar
ry woman with her back up. 9th
ers may do as they please, but if ever
1 do take awife I shall take her as
take my BurbpnnTstrsiigghsttzI nTstrsiighsttzIA u4rr
YUBA DAM 4
aii The GOLD it8ND SILVER produced
since the year 1492 has Been the sub
ject of interesting statistics recently
kBaBIished. Hess estimated that from
1892 to 1S49 the yield was equal to
So, 300000,O00, of which only $2,261,
on ON was in GOLD and S5 672 O00 O00