Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-05-08


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EDUCATION begins the gentleman, but
reading, good company, and reflection must
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Beauty, though it is very pretty varnish,
IS Of a irail constitutions, liable to abundance
OF accidents and IS but a short'liyed blessing
SELF GOVERNMENT. when We are alone,
We have our thoughts to watch, in the family
our iempers, in company our tongues
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\ GeNrLEnAN presented a lace collar to the
object Of his adoremenf, aud. IN a joculsr
way, said ''Do not let any one else rumple it, F"
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A FELLOW who is COW in Jail in this city for
having three wives had Tie audacity 10 ask
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NEVER be disturbed by trifes They are
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\ DisAGpEEABLE old bachelor says that
Adam wife was called Eve because, when
she appeared mans day of happiness was
drawing to a close.
A Prominent journalist in New York, who
is perfectly bald, has offered a reward Of one
thousand dollars for tale that will make his
hair stand on end
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that his wifs had Jost Ra, ,.,ansr rsnIisd 7 ,l.f
he was Glad Of n b,, yas sorrr for the ,arson
who bad found 1t
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,biIdren -
NEVER listen 20 hatterers, said mother
to her daughter, "Why, mother, how shall
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4 LADY who was very modest and submis-
siye before marriage, was observed by a
friend to use her tongue pretty freely after.
"There was time when l imagined she
had none.
Yes, said the husband with a sigh, but its
reJy TONG siaeer'
WISH you would behave better at The
table, said boy to his little sister, rather
hastily, one evening. Don't speak so, % re-
piled his mother; she is good little girl on
the whole 81 don't see where the good
CONES IN, he replied 1T comes in right
after the a, said his sister.
y Ioli'-5AIh METER IN England was
daughter. The little difficulty arose from
discovery made by The parent, that the girl
who was frequently left in charge of the gate,
used to allow her sweetheart, a young butcher
to drive his wagon through free. "She
never toi7ed her love.
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4 GERMAN applied to q Montgomery county
Judge to be relieved from sitting upon jury.
What is your excuse? said his Honor. az
can speak English was the reply. .sYou
have nothing to do with speaking, said the
Judge .'But can't understand good Eng.
lish" That's no excuse, replied the
Judge. You are not likely to hear good
English at this bar"
JACK BAKER was recently examined IN an
important case ~ western court Counsel
found II extremely diiheuit to extract the
"hoIe tF0lh from him. ms ingenuity ana
ignorance como'ned enabled nun 10 e'aae
'he ques'Ion. AZ last lhe 'a~yer, losing pa
ueA'9' exclaimed !" n.y. Mr. d. 90 70"
pFe''Fica'e 50 -much ! 'acA' snpPos'ns ne
20 IN u'ssO '''' 1o,,'' o'- y
Indignantly "ouie 'At 40 AHo" hO"