The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1868-12-10
EDUCATIONAL. a
ORGAN OF THE KENosHA COUNTY TEACHERS
ASSOCIATION.
For the Orgun OF the Kenosha Co Teacher AS
sosyashum.


For the orgun OF the Kenoaha Co. Teacher AS
sosyashum.
MISTER ORGUNIsT-SUR The Clerk
of our dist. handed me Tellygraff the
other day into which | see that you are
dezirus of hayin sum konterbushins from
the teechers and patterns of the skools in
the County. l amt a teecher I amt
nothin but pattern, and they don't
amount to much in the ize of teechers Of
lately. write to you to protest
agin the hi falutin notions of skool mas
tiers in generally and ourn in r gcickerlar,
ly as the lawyer say. He is man. A
woman kant keep our skool, and so we
gifts man. Sumtimes he kant, don't
believe this one will for on akkount OF
his ices don't concord with sum of up
persizely and when that happens to occur
we usually make HIM git out before he ex-
pires his time for which he begun. /
dident like this Seller from the first, for
al the beginnin he kommenced at the
strat to find fault bekause tic sk0oI house
wazant washed aud sl1rubbed klcen be-
fore akool begun when the fact is the
last skool man who. tribe to teach here
last summer, took one sategdy and kleen-
ed it all out, and then had tie effrontery
to ask the district to pay for the sope she
used, I told the skool master il, it .wazent
kleen enutf ne 4ood do az f1iz .betters had
done be+orc him and l1leen 1t himself He
sed he wood but he HASN'T done. It yit. He
also finds fault bekause the stove door
don't happen to have any ketch onto it on
akkount Of a mishap which okkurred
shortly after the stove was baut years
ago, which mishap@was bekause my son
Pete undertook to put not into the stove
which not was trIfe bigger than the
size of the door. Sed dogf mas always
since ben kept shut with brick and I
kant see why it ANT good onuff nov.
But then hes the mast coalp laintive man
I ever see, nothin don't seem to suite him.
The very first mite after skool he kept
Pete and the directors boy Tom to help
him to kleen out the stove pipe. went
down to the skool house when I found
Pete didn't come home, and there they
was tryin to put the pipe together i
just told him wanted him to come home
when skool was out and not be a staying
there and playing truant. So took him
of, and he coaxed Tom along too, and
guess he had fun enuG to git that pipe
fxd by skool time next mornin. I asked
Pete what the objeck Of the slzool mas
ter was in doing 50, and he sc& it was all
akkount OF the reason that It smoked a
little, Pete was willfn enuff to come away
bekause as he very noinly observed, it
amt much amusement to unite discovered
stove pipe when every jint is smallest at
the big end. The teacher has ben tryin
to inkulkate SUM of his new tangled doc
trines into the skool, such as there musen6
be no whisperin nor intcrkcmmnnikashum
and lots of others ekaliy redicl1uins non
sensickle fol dc rols but as Amt ultich
used to writin tor.the edukashional press
es and orguns, lAlmeserere these unto a
future okkashon, which okkashion will
shoreiy take place # he don't change his
taxtixperty soon. In my opinion think
it is hi time foaks new what is goin on in
our sEools now days.
Your humble and much obleeged SER
vent. N
PETER p. r PIPER,
dist. treasurer
P. SKRIPr-S ence writin the preceedin
Iettor p,,{ fhe follnriI bilInt ducks from,