The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-11-11
M MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBUG.

IF A HUMBCG,
What wonder
That the doors
are open wide
Ever since the
FIRST of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
Those who lie,
Or cali 1t humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
Mhen their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree ut cost over ten
months, every DAY Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease. The office is constant
ly crowded with PATIENTS rain or shine. Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, tries it free of cost
Knows that all who call it humbug tell tasehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
NO pills to swallow down;
We want no burning lniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
we want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to nav
Or Undertakers' fees
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physc is deceit;
The L4ncet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To dreneh with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that neve leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pam as II by magic, of any nature,
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite TO the most frightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients sent by the officers OF hOspi-
tails 10 WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
NJ Y, am all pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense, without money price, lor the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars Of tie meanest tenement
house, or tor the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. An all are treated alike,
anu Sacn wait thelr ,ain ior an Application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain. and misery yanishes instantly, il command
ed BY supernatural agent The scenter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch Of the brush,
and crumbles like spiders web, where lefore II
held ITS victim with iron grasp tor Of
Hundreds OF physcisns have witnessed the opera
uois Win astonishment, and those who expected 70
scon and laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him TO double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peO-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for % cents,
% cents ST. So S. and IS per bottle, and select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
viii purchase the largest sizes, they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough TO drive
pam headong, instead OF small bottle that removes
/ pain only by inches.
DIR. WoLUoIr is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time D.
visit race courses or base ball intellectually time
to snatch hnch.-People of common sense know
| that he means just what he says. He has too muc
| homer TO make a single false statement.
IL needless tor us TO state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENE
v uUiV llN f,afrn Tod at
eaiarh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy TOR that loathsome
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNIhILAToR in pints. instead Of haiJ
piats, and makes Ii 0ne-quarier stronger and more
emeeni. He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medlcne not only thousands OF almost hopeless cases
| OF eatarrh, hut hundreds OF weak nerves. Many q
| man whose hands trembed to such q degree that il
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| 1t on a desk, and who could scarcely write theil
| names once a week. find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles, aud he sell
nifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
| that disgusting disease, CATARRi, which leads di
reetly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
| pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh ant
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever take1
into the stomach can it, for the disease is IN the
| head You might well put plaster on the foo
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ucera
ton in the head and running sore the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down 10 the
stomach and uudermines the whole constitution.
CatarIh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. A sneeze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| Injurious
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
| the difficulty in ths throat and stomach ION thi
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head il
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adding
| snuff and more filth
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| sChife wrappers.
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up and never forget
| there is ONE PLACE you go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. no Chatham-square, New York, and - Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy be tiles that white wrappers fit
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 18-4w