The Portland daily press., 1868-10-17
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBCG.

IF A HUME CG,
What wonder
That the doors
are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
-l Or cali it humbug
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint I;
For they ALWAYS
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree Of cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure OF ali
manner of pain and disease. The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain or SHINE Every ner-
sou who buys Pam Paint, or tries it free Of cost.
Knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down.
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws OF health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
Or Undertakers fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That ply sic is deceit;
The meet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgalives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose .
| And every child that lives.
| A TREMBLING MAN. There is whose
| hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays the PAINT that never leaves
color or stain He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name or nature
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
| bite to the most frightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling pa tents sent by the officers OF hosp-
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
N. " and all pain is removed for every application,
ant of tie sunken cellars of the meanest tenement
house, or tor the owners OF brown stone and marble
paaces OF rMtn avenue. ALL all are treated alike
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain, and misery, vanishes instantly as it command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
| and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its vctimswth iron grasp for scores OF years.
l. Hundreds ofphysicians have witnessed the opera
lions with establishment, and those who expected
scott aud laugh returned to pray: A factory in
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
pie shall have it, and every body else for 25 cents
90 cents ST. 49, So, and So per bottle and select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
Will purchase the largest sizes, they contain
teen Of the dollar bottles, and hold enough drive
pain headlong, instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DR.. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years. and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches-hardy time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
1t is needless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENE
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsome
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNIHILATOR in pints, instead of half
pints, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
efficient He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
1t on desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week. find immediate benefit Pint
bottles hold three OF the 80 cent bottles aud he~ses
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pam in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doc tors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, for the disease is i'll the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to cure ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
stomach and uudermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sneeze is natures most EN-
Injurious. q M 't-T $50 =
the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, fiom this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed; 1t must be cleaned out instead OF adding
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless In pure
| chife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can CO. OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
| No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
| Buy bSttles that white wrappers fit,
| But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
| Sept. 18-4w