The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-10-29

began to swell. That and an Omin
Gus glittering in her eyes, said as
plainly his an almanac, ''look out fol
squalls about this time" She said
energetically:
"My complaint Our present re-
lations Conceal nothing from yon
Perhaps you will be good enough to
explain your self; thatis if yon can.
My temper is not angelic I never
set up for q saipt,and Mary James
perversity or ohstinacy, added to
her manner did not serve to pat ME
into a havenly frame of mind, so /
blurted out my sentiment as fol
lows:
s'You have q curvature of the
spine, as every one who sees you
must know. You have it very bad
ly' and you ought, to do something
for it. Do, for Heavens sake send
for the doctorand get strength
You should have seen the little
-humpbacked enss then. She walk
ed the floor as erect as a liberty pole.
She smiled sardonically. She laugh
ed Historically. Finally she cried wo
manly, and then she found her
tongue-her native tongue. No New
\ Iork drawl now but each word as
sharp and inoissiye as a cambria nee
die. -.Er
''Curyature Of the spine. Ha! Ha
tSpsne! ha, SPINE," fin Il perfect
shriek.) Oh, you horrid hateful
brute! O you provoking fool
there! ] just wish was man for
few minutes !''
Il wish you was a senseibls wo
man.
s'Sense! Well, I admire to hear a
booby-that can't tell the Grecian
bend from rhe spine complaint
talk about sense.''
Grecian fiddle stick You don'l
say that the awful crook which yor
had in your back was the Grecian
BEND
Il don't SLY dhything to you-
Anybody but q fool knows it is the
Grecian bend, (assuming the form
Of a rainbow again. J No lady desires
to look like q r;lmrod. All the
bellies Of New York stoop gracefully
and leave the stiffness and straight
lines to chambermaids and country
folks.
Isuppose that it was also from the
New York fops and bellies that you
learned the art Of talking as though
your mouth was full Of hot mash
+ Don't ta5;' about hdtli;.i .ig-you
who never leave Louisville think its
provincialisins comprise the proper
language, but it is the Hinge cf youl
negro nurse. | calindt stand it. i
is my desire that our acquaintance
even should terminate with this in.
tePyiev
And she sailed out Of the room
T | don't suppose it is Of auy use te
speculate upon the humiliateino
spectacles 10 which lovely wornam
may yet be reduced by Fashion
am convince / that their fate depends
entirely tp0., The Wlinls and cap
l'iccs OF the Fashion lttUnnns Of Par
is. The ladies llave never given us
any evidence Of their desire to avoio
the ridiculous anG ahsnrd dictates
Of fashion. On the contrary the
more absurd and redic;hous Fash
ion is; the more eagerly and ilnplic-
ity heT att-otees follow her. Nc
considerations of heat, or Of cold
Of propiety or nyuhing else can di-
Vert them isoiii Tie prevailing style
If the Greeian bend follows the ma
tural oi fashion, it will get worse
and worse, and It viii ii6t be lona
Until we see our sweethearts with
their heacs hanging down like how
ling dervishes.
liaSe takSn tie pofcdlaili picture
Of Mary Jane ont Of its velvet case
and that pretty casliet is now vacant
Her iIa9e which was supposed tc
be ergraTed on tiifs Beating heart
has faded out or grown over with
fat. [ have determined never tc
Marry q ~onep. with her back up
Others may do as they please but i
ever / do take wife l shall take
her as l do my Bourbon-straight