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Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

Men are as susceptible to fatter as wo-
men. Sugar is sweet to everybody, and the
moment particle can be dropped upon the
palate, the mouth goes wide open with a
bound. Human nature is remarkably pre-
yalept in both sexes.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

1t is best to keep your secrets to yourself ;
YOU NAV then feel sure they are yours, and
that you are not abusing the jealousy of
others or creating fears in your own mind
that Others know how to wrong you.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

FREDERICK LEITZINGER, MANUFACTURER of
II all kinds of Stone-w ware Clearfeid. Pa. Or
ders solicited-wbolesale or retail He also Keep
hand and for sale an assortment of earthens
ware of his own manufacture. Jan. |, 1858
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

DICHARD MOSS0P. Dealer in Foreign and Do
IL uestc D-y Goods, Groceries. Flour. Bacon,
Liquors, &c. Room, on Market street, few doors
west OF journal D Hce Clearfeld. Pa. Apr2I.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

TOHN H. FULFORD, Attorney at Law Clear
81 field Pa. Office with J. y. McEnally Esq +.
over First National Bank. Prompt attention Civ
en- 10 the securing of Bounty claims, &c.. and to
all legal business March %, 1867.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

DR J. P. BURCHFIELD-I.ate Surgeon of the
- SD Reg't PenD'a Vols. having returned
from the army, offers his professional services TO
the citizens of Clearfed and vicinity Profess
sional calls promptly attended TO. Office on
South East corner of Sd and Market Streets.
Oct 4 ISki-finh
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

DNB READ, NJ D., Physician and sur geon.
L william Grove, Pa. offers his professional
services 10 the citizens of the surrounding coun
try July 10Th. 1857. #.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

rI,HoMAS J. MCCULLOUGH. Attorney at Law.
Cieaffeld. Pa. Office, east Of the ''Clearfieid
bank. Deeds and other legal instrume nts pre-
pared with promptness and accuracy. July J.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

A IBERT.GEARY & co. Dealers in Dry Goods
n Groceries, Hardware. Queensware, Flour Ba-
con- etc, Woodland. Clearfeld county Pa. Also.
extensive dealers in all kinds of sawed lumber
shingles and square timber. Orders solicited
Woodland, Pa, Aug. 18Th. 1853
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

XXIALLACE. BIGLER FIELDING. Attor-
w neys at Law Cearfeld, Pa. Legal business
Of all kinds promptly and accurately attended to
CIearfed, Pa, May 18th, 1866.
WILLIAM A WALLACE WILLIAM = BIGLER
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

VoHN GUELICH. Manufacturer of all kinds f
81 Cabinet-ware. Market street. Clearfeld. Pa
He also IN axes order Coffins short norice and
attends funerals with n hearse. Aprl0. 0.'59.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

TARTSWICK IRWIN, Dealers in Drugs.
IL Medicines Paints Oils Stationary, Perfume
ry Fancy G oods, Notions, etc. etc. Market street,
Clearield, Pa Dec. 6, 1865.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

J. Clothing. Hardware, Queensware. Groce-
ries Provisions. &c, Front Street. (above the
cadeIny,l Clea field, Pa. Dec %. 1868.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

There is no medicine extant equal to these rem
edies in such cases. tone and vigor is i'm parted
to the whole system, the appetite is strengthed,
food is enjoy the stoma ach digests promptly the
blood is purified, the eomPiexi on becomes sound
and healthy. the yellow tinge is eradieated from
the eyes, bloom is given to the cheeks, and the
weak and nervous invalid becomes a strong and
healthy being.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

I'D. W. GRAHAM, Dealer in Dry g oods, Ii roce-
Ia ries, Hardware, Queensware. Woodenware
Provisions etc, Market Street. Clearfeld, Pa.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
3usiness directory.

AVALTER BARRETT, Attorney atI.aw. Clear
w field, Pa. May i3. 1863
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

NIVLING & SHOWERS. Dealers in Dry Goods
~ Ladies Fancy g Goods, Hats and Caps. Boots,
Shoes etc Second Street, Ciearfield, Pa. sep25
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

TTNHoMAS II. FORCEY, Dealer in Square &nd
1 Sawed Lumber, Dry g oods. Queensware, Gro
ceries, Flour. Grain, Feed, Bacon, &c &c, Gra-
hamton, Clearield county, Pa. Oct TO-
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
DEBILITY;

Resulting from any cause whatever; prostration
of the system. induced by severe labor,
hardships, exposure fevers, etc.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

7 p. KRATZER, Dealer in Dry-GooGs. Cloth ing
- Hardware Queensware, Groceries. Proyi-
sions, etc Market Street, nearly opposite the
Court House, Clearfeid, Pa. June. 1860.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
PERSONS ADVANCED IN LIFE,

A nd feeling the hand of time weighing heavily
upon them with all its attendant ills viii find in
the use of this BITTERS, the TONIC, an eliser
that will insti life into their veins, restore
in a measure the energy and ardor of mvre youth
full days build up their shrunken forms, and give
h. alth and happiness to their remaining years
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
MOTTO
established fact that fully one-half

II is a we'll established fact that fully one-half
of the female portion of our population are sell
dom in the enjoyment - of good health or, to
use their own expires L sion. ..never feel weil.''
They are languid devoid of all energy, extreme
Iy nervous. and have appetite. To this class
cially recommended.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
TESTIMONIALS.

Hon. George w. Woodsrard, Chief Justice Of
Tire Suprsme Court of Penn'a, tcrftes:
Philadelphia March l6, 1857.
II find .HooAand's a German Bitters is q
good tonic useful in "A diseases of the diges-
tive organs and of great benefit in cases of de-
bility. and want of nervous action in the system.
Yours truly, GEO. WcoD" Ahp.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

NTERRELL, BIGLER, Dealers in Haru ware
WI and manufacturers of Tin and Sheet-iron
Sare, Second Street, Clearfeld, Pa. June '66
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05


THE GREAT REMEDIES
Foe all diseases of the Liver, Stomach, or diges-
tive organs.
HOotiands German Bitters
Is composed of the pure juices (or, they are
medic'naiy termed, eztracts) ofRoots, Herbs, and
rated and rom hshy
mixture of any kind.
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC,
Is combination of all the ingredients of the Bit
tiers, with the purest quality of Santa Crnz Rum.
Orange. &c making one of the m ost pleasant and
agreeable remedies ever offered to the public.
Those preferring Medicine free from Alcohol
ic admixture, will use
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS.
Those who have no objection to the combination
OF the Bitters, as stated, will
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC.
They are Both equally good, and contain the
same medicinal virtues, the choice bst~een the
two being mere matter of taste, the Tonic being
the lost paiatable.
The stomach, from a variety of causes, such as
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, ETC., is
very apt to have its functions deranged The
,esa the ss doe sth
Of which is that the patient suffers from several
or more OF the following diseases:
Constipa tion Flatulence, Inward Piles, Fulness
of Blood TO the Head, Acidity of the Stomach,
Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust for Food, Fulness
or Weight IN the Stomach, Sour Eructations,
Sinking or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach,
Swimming of the Head, Hurried or Difficult
Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or
Sufocating Sensations when In a Lying Posture,
Dimness of Vision Dots or W ebs before the Sight,
Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Perspira-
ton Yeilowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in
the Side, Back Chest, Limbs, etc Sudden flush
es of Heat, Burning iu the Flesh, CONSTANT i'm
aginings Of EvIl, and great depression of Spirits
The sufferer from these diseases should exercise
the greatest caution in the selection of q remedy
for his case, purchasing only that which he is as
sured from his inves q LEGATIONS and inquiries
possesses true merit, - is skilfuliy compound
ed, is free from injurious ingredients, and has
established for itself reputation for the cure of
these diseases In this connection we would
submit those well-known REMEDIES
Hoofand's German Bieers, and Hoofand's
German Tonic, prepared by DR.. c. NJ.
jackson, philadelphia, Pa.
Twenty-Five years since they were first intro
which time they have Undoubtedly performed
more cures, and benestted suffering humanity to
a greater extent, than any ciher remedies known
the public,
These remedies will efectually cure Liver Com
rous Debility. Ghron F ie piarrhaa, Disease of
the Kidneys, and all Diseases arising from dis
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

From Rer e. d. FenaaH, Assrstart Editor
Christian Chfontcte, Philadelphia.
Ihave derived decided benefit from the of
HooHapds German Bitters, and feel it my privl-
es e to recommend th EN- as most valuable tonic,
to all who are suffering from general debility or
from diseases arising from arrangement OF the
liver. Yours truly, Il. u. FESDALL'
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

II BUCHEB SWOoPE. Attorney at Law. Clear.
IL. field Pa. Ofct in Graham's Row, four doc E
west of Graham Boyntons store. Nov. 10.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

I TEST Attorney at Law, Clearield, Pa. will
i. attend promptly to all Legal business eutrust
ed to his care in Clearfeld and adjoining coun-
ties. Office on Market street. July H. 1861
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
CAUTION.

HooHand,s German Remedies are counterfeited.
See that the sign,ture of C NJ JACKSON is on
ths wranner Of each bottle All others are
counterfeit et Prinei D pal Office and Msnnfse;
tory AT the German Medicine Store,No o"i AMIN
Street, Philadelphia Pa.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

IF NAUGLE, Watch and Clock Maker and
IL. dealer in Watches, Jewelry. &c. Room in
g rah am S row, Market street. Nov. 10.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
JAMES THOMPSON

From Rrp. Joseph II. Kennard d. D., Pastor
offhe zenith Baptist Church, Philadelphia.
DR.. .Jackson-Dear Sir: have been frequent
ly requested to connect my name with recommen-
dations eff different kinds of medicines, but re-
garding the practice as out Of my appropriate
sphere, have in all cases declined; but
with clear proof in N various instances and
particularly in my own family, Of the usefulness
of Dr. Hoofand's German Bitters, depart for
once from my usual course, to express my full
conviction th at f6r general de6iity of the system,
and especially for L,Usr Complaint, IT ~ a safe
a,,d raiuaRe yreparahon. In some cases il may
faI, but usually doubt not, il will be very ben
efcial to those who suffer from the above causes.
Yours very respectfully,
j ii. KENNARD, sth bel Coates ST.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

Subscribe for the eJoURNAL-and pay for it
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
WEAK AND DELICATE CHILD

WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN
Arc made strong by the use of either of thess
remedies. They will cure every case of MARAS-
MUS, without fail.
Thousands of certificates have accumulated in
the hands of the proprietor but space will allow
of the pm nblication Of but a few. Thoseit will be
observed, are men of note and of such standing
that they must believed.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05
CHARLES NJ. EVANS, Proprietor.
pI- a NJ JACKSON 4 Co

UooHand's G ermap Bitters, rer bottle, >! Oo
Hoofland's G erm Bitters, ham dozen, w
uooeand,s German Tonic put mp in quart bottles,
81 so per bottle, or half dozen for 81 DO
r-z- Do not forget to examine well the article
vou bay in order to get the genuine
For sale by A. 1. SHAW, Agent, Clesrheid Pa.
April 22, IS6s-ly
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

Twenty-Five years since they were first intro
duced into this country from Germany, during
which time they have undoubtedly performed
more cures, and beneEtted suffering humanity to
a greater extent, than any ciher remedies known
the public,
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

These remedies will efectually cure Liver Com
plaint, Jaundice, Dys pepsia Chronic, or Ner-
vous Debility, Chron F ic Diarrhea, Disease of
the Kidneys, and all Diseases arising from dis
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1868-08-05

Hon James Thompson, fudge Of The Supreme
Court Of Pe7t7rSylranru:
Philadelphia, April 25 1866.
Il consider Hoofand's German Bitters' a pain-
1He ,,slir,ue in case # attacks of Indigestion
pyspepsia l can certify this from my expert
ence of it. Yours, with respect.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

of an hour, and the administration of the
proper restoratives, recovered"
This is the most lamentable affair which
has occurred in Alexandria since the me-
morable 18th of November, 1855, when
seven of the best citizens Of the town were
buried by the fall of the wall Of the same
building in which young Tennesson came
to his death. The parties are well known,
have large circles of friends, and the
mourning for the untimely events is wide
spread, while the excitement is universal
Nothing else IS talked of in Alexandria.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Nature AMI and history curiously ap
proved each others records in the case Of
and old elm tree, cut down in Boston the
other cay. The town record shows that
the elm was planted by vote of the town
of Boston in the year 1693--taat is, 1874
years ago; and the annual layers or ring
of the tree, which were plainly visible af-
ter its trunk had been severed, were coun-
ted to the number of 1874. thus exactly
corresponding with the date at which it was
planted 1t appears that some Of the in
cidents of history are trustworth.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09
GEMS.

Quarrels would never last long if the
fault were on one side only.
Love receives its death-wound from dis
gust, and is buried by oblivion
1t is never more difficult to speak well
than when we are ashamed of our silence
In making our arrangements to live we
should not forget that we have also to die
If we lad no faults ourselves we would
not tako pleasure in observing those of
others.
The best society and conversation is
that in which the heart has a greater
share than the head
The shortest way 10 become rich is not
by enlarging eur estates, but BY con-
tracing cur desires.
70 be able to bear provocation is an
argument of great reason, and to forgive
t, of a great mind
Prudence and love are not made for
each other; in proportion as love increas-
es prudence diminishes
The shortest and best way to make
your fortune is TO convince people it is
their interest to serve yon.
Prejudice and self-sudiciency naturally
proceed from inexperience of the world
and ignorance of mankind
The brightest ore foweth from the hot
test furnace; so the best saints are made
by the greatest conflicts and sorest trials.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09
An editor saws that a man in New York

An editor says that man in New York
got himself in trouble by marrying two
wives. A Western editor replies by as
surfing his contemporary that good many
men had done that same thing by marry
ing one. A northern editor retorts that
quite number Of his acquaintance found
trouble enough by barely promising to
marry, without going any further. A
Southern editor says that a friend of his
was bothered enough when simply found
in company with another mans wife.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09
Was he cussing? A corresno,

Was he cussing? A correspondent
overhead K. K K say to an Alabama
griffin: You shermanizing son of pu-
ritan witch, if [ catch you butlerizing
around my pantry again I'll grant your
heart out of you. Don't try to legag out
of it, you stanton-liyered fawney. The
plain colfax of the case proves you ripe
subject for the binghamest hole in the
deuce's (Thaddeus own Washington :"
A rebel sympathizer standing bv remark
ed Wade in, old fellow; that's the
summer to chase old abe out Of him. Give
him kick on his washburne to make your
brownlow stick.-Metripozitam Record,
IN "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Two little boys were quarreling and
their mother came to settle the difficulty
She could not find out which was to blame.
At last she said "Well, [ shall find out
on the last day who told the lie" A few
nights after, there was dreadful storm.
which blew off the roof of the house. -
The little hoys were frightened and began
to pray. When the mother opened their
chamber door the boy who told the lie
cried out: "Mother, if it's the judgement
day, it was me that told the lie."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Goldsmith says: True eloquence does
not consist, as the rhetoricans assure US,
in saying great things in sublime style,
but in simple style for there is. prop
erly speaking, no such thing as sublime
style-the sublimity lies only in the
thing and when they are not so, the Ian
guage may be turgid, effected, metaph-
orical, but not affecting.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09
Tumbling Run Tannery.
Hides Up and Leather Dorm

Fl. BARB CO., successors to A. IL.
- BARB, wish to purchase immediately,
Tsoo Handred Cords of Bark.
kinds Of LEATHER, sole and upper, calf-skins,
harness, &C., for sale in quantities TO suit pur-
chasers. They can sell sole as low % cents per
pound, aud higher grades at proportional rates.
They are determined not to be surpassed Ey any
other establishment in the country in the finish
and durability of their leather and cheapness of
price. They will also keep on hand good sup
ply Of Spanish sole leather.
Let flleee il wart q cheap leather call ands ex-
s.ais..s IL ..s14-- ,.ilscasil..f els II here
Hav Il r,-tf
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

The freed negroes have cost the people
Of this county about s., 000.0 900 each -
Rather dear darkics. But the eight mil
lions apiece it cost to turn them loose is
not all the expense, for their support in
idlcness is costing the people about $780,,
0OO,0 annually. Indeed, they are very
dear negroes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

A Contemporary says. I'VE have known
Grant for more than twenty years, and we
never knew him to have really inteli-
gent opinion on any subject" What not
on the subject of horses, pups, and gutta
percha oysters?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

A rapid and emphatic recital of the fol-
lowing is said to be an infellible cure for
Hsping -" Hobbs meets Snobbe and
Nobbs; Hobbs hobs to Snobbs and hobbs;
Hobbs nobs with Snobbs and robs Nobbs
fobs. That is, says Nohbs, the worst for
Hobbs's Jobs, and Snobbs's sobs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09
Agents Wanted for
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It's Causes, Cha acter, Conduct
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Deception, hypocrisy and assimilation
are direrect compliments to the power of
Truth and the common custom of passing
off Truths counterfeit for herself is strong
testimony in behalf of her intrinsic beauty
and excellence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

The editor Of the Lacrosse Democrat
asserts that Boutwell, told him in Wash
ington City few weeks ago, that i'm
parchment was political necessity
piece of political strategy, which, if sue
sessful ensures our defeat in the Presideu-
tai contest.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Much curiosity is expressed as to how
the Republicans came BY their present
name, Radicals" A pathological cuss
explains that the word Radical" comes
from the Malay word Rad" signifying
Rats, and the Chinese word .sEcol," rot
ten-thus literally meaning "rotten rats"
How vrv sifnifcant.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09
A member of the Massachusetts, Legisla

A member of the Massachusetts Legisla-
ture is prepared to prove, by calculation
which he has made. that if tn city author
tiles would set out sugar naples on the
highways, in less than ten years the yield
would more than pay the interest on the
Debts of the town, and their proportion of
the annual tay-of the State.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Why is it impossible for watch that
indicates the smaller divisions of time to
ever be new because it must always be
second hand one.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Senator Pomeroy's offer to procure the
conviction Of the President for $40,
eco makes the impeacher writhe and
swear horribly. Old Thad. blasphemes.
Butler lies And several others lie and
blaspheme IN chorus
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

During series of wet days. gentle
man attempted to congratulate his umbrel-
la maker Eyes, that's all very we'll, sir, "
he replied; ''but then there's nothing
whatever doing in parasols.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

A man was mobbed the other day
through wag's saying that his wife was
daily imprisoned in an iron cage. 1t turn
ed out that the cage was steel hoped
skirt.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

II Grant is elected this election will be
the declaratian Of a majority of the people
in favor Of negro suffrage and its obnox-
ious twin, negro equality.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

Some one well observes that it Is much
safer to be Ignorant of secrets which are
difficult and dangerous to be kept, than to
know them
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1868-07-09

There is man in New York so witty
that his wife manufactures all the butter
that the family uses from the cream of his
Jokes.