The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-16

IF A HUMRUG

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What wonder
...-- That the doors
are open wide
Eas.tss Ever suce tie
FIRST of August tr
stE-r Thousands have
ram Paint applied .-t+ se
Those who lie,
Or cali it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
IN Have been jealous F..f
When their patients
80 Use Pain Paint
sf Pile up facts
As high as mountains
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry no. So ri. ~ eHa
Is always humbug,
Men oil sc ence g E. "a. t.a.
Full of lies 3D.
Pain Paint has been tested Tree O, cost. over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure OF ali
ly crowded with patients, rain or SHINE Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, tries it tree Of cost
Knows that all who call it humbug tell a talsehood
We want ne poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down
we want no burning linimens
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health.
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit;
The L'Dcet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
10 drench with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity and lays on the PAINT that neyeS leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, BOYS, men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as If by magic, of any name nature
whether chronic or ACUTE from a simple mosouto
bite to the most frightful cancer. Broken down.
trembling ga, tents are sent by the officers OF hospi
Y, and all pain is removed for every application
free of expense without money or price, Tor the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars Of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Fifth Avenue. All, all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
pain. and misery, vanishes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victimswh iron grasp for scores Of years.
Hundreds ofphysicians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonshment, and those who expected to
scof and laugh returned to pray. factory in
Brooklyn and the Office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge MN TO double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peO-
pie shall have it, and every body ese for % cents,
90 cents. s. So, and 90 per bottle and select
what size they please Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pam headlong. instead of small bottle that removes
DR.. WOLCOTT is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years. and folks
KNOW JUST where to md him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches-hardy time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
honor to make single false statement.
1t needless tor us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme-
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
n and Ids int hah s.I
only leading and reliable remedy Tor that loathsome
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIdILATOR in pints, instead of ha!f
pms, and makes 1t one-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
1t on desk, and who could scarcely write their
bottles hold three OF the 80 cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to of the smaller size. Thou
SANDS nt sner who would be wholly restored from
rectly to lung mpaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach cure it. for the disease is in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore the matter falls
In the throat and clogs t at night runs down to the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sneeZe is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust Of any kind is most positively
injurious. emf ssf.f-GIIttte =.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in the throat and stomach ffom this
load of phlegm santly pouring from the head is
removed 1t must be cleaned ont, instead of adLing
snuff and more filth. WV
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achite wrappers
:, CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and - Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
i-- Buy bottles that white wrappers it,
IA But tools are often caught and sold -
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 18-4w