The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-09-30

IF A HUMBUG.

~ IA HI u 1VA ID - Ws
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide ;
Ever since tie
First of August
Thousands have
x, Fam Paint applied.
Those who lie,
or Gil it humbug,
are the doctors,
Not acquaint ;
For they always
Have been jealous
when their patients
Use Pain Paint
.. Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their ewes
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men oil SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested. Tree o cost, over ten
months, e cry day Except Suadays) at no Chatham
square, NeH YORK. for the removal and cure of all
ma pner of pain and disease. The Office is constant
ly crowded With patients, Iain or SHINE Every per-
son VINO buys Pam RANT, or tries it free OF cost,
lnows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down.
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disea.e,
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
Or Undertakers fees.
We know all Pills hay3 had their day.
That Ehvsic Is deceit
The L meet and tie bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our somachs we've not made
To drench with Purga ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hat eiul dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hanu does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity, ana lays on the PAINT that leaves
color or STAN. lie paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, by t e hundreds every day and evening He
removes pain as If by magic of any name or nature
whether chronic or acute from simple mosquito
bite to the most frghttul cancer. Broken down.
trembling pa tents are sent by the officers OF hospi-
| tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
~ T., an all pain is femOvedf for every application
free of expense without money or price tor the ten
| ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house. or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue All all are treated alike
and each wait their for an application OF that
wonde full remedy, PAIN PAINT, and all distress,
pain. and misery, vanishes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scerter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbes like Il SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with an iron grasp for OF years.
Hundreds ofphysici ms have Witnessed the opera
| ions with astonshment, and those who expected TO
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat or. The peo-
PIE shall have III and every body else, tor 20 cents,
90 cents 81 10, 50, and rs per bottle, and select
what SIZE th;y pleas. h Sc who are able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, they contain
teen OF the doll bottles, ani hold eHoug to drive
|
| pain only by inches
DIR. VOL orr is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has time to
visit race courses base ball matches hardly time
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
| that he means just what lie says. He has too much
| honor to make single false statement.
1t is ne tdess tor us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme
| dy, the ANNlHILaTGR, universally patroUized or
catarlh and colds in the heal which is to-day the
only leading and reliable rereds tor that loaths5me
| up tie ANN uILATOR in pints. Instead of haLf
ptnfs, and makes it One-quarier stronger and more
eficien. He has cured, by tn OF tais valuable
medic ne, not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
| OF catarrh, but hundreds OF weak nerves. Maya
| man whose hands tremb.ed to such a degree that it
| was impossible to read newspaper Without LAYING
| 1t On desk and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent botes aud he sells
fifty punt BOTTLES to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
| that disgusting disease, CATARRh, which leads d
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint.
Doctors in neral do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, Tor the disease IS in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it at night rams down to the
stomach and unIermin4s the whole constitution.
CatarI snuff viii ALWAYS produce catirrh and ag-
| gravate the disease. is natures most EN-
| injurious.
AOu ~ oulO tHO cotolluS III Ht1tu anu
the difhcclty in tina throat and stomach, fiom this
load OF phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adding
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none Of the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| Uhtfe wrappers.
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, be carried, and
nave all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and u Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy tiles that while wrappers fit,
But fool, are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old
Sept. 1S-4w