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Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-11-25

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Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-11-25
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CABINET w ARE.

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IS r+ffliHg u"lus-' ~ s''t,H aarvar vth oaDrl,
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The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22

THIS the sctusl quantity available this year is
within 81 0O0 of that OF last year to the same
time, with prospect of large imports both from
America and India. am, etc.
Liverpool, Feb % 1868 THE PUBLIC GOOD
NEw YORK MARKET.-The following report of
the New ork market for the week ending 18Th
inst. is taken from Messrs. Cornwall & Zsrega's
circular Of the latter date. viz:
COTTON STATEMENT.
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
GKINAULT a CO.'S
SYRUP OF FERRUGISous PERUVIAN Back

Chemists 10 H. r. g. Prince Napolssn As Richelsu PARA
This preparation has the advantage Of combining
most powerful toncs known in the medical world OF perfect
sscdy and sreeebe this syrup taken With pleasure
.na the most delicate stonnachs.
Il Is par szcslence he FERRUGrKoUs TONIC whios
should be administered 70 ladies Of delicate Constitution
young backward attaining the 81 pabey
70 children Of weak eonstitut0n and IL particularly
psyed In the treatment Of Chooross ARenes Pale Con
pexon, 0asrcs, 6sstralas Whites Lsncsrrhsa Deblliy
Tanf Of Appetite, Poverty 81 Blood. ETC.
Agents IN Nee York. Mr. BECKER 10 Grand street. Ne~
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
cassie narxss.

crrr JKrrxksoE. March r. 1903.
Arrived yesterday-27 Texas Beeves and 1877
Hogs. Soldier Texas Beeves, l70 Calves and
Yearlings and 81 Hogs. Stock on sale-4S Texas
Beeyes, 462 Hogs and 20 Mich Cows.
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22

A H.. aEELY E,s COTrOn eINsER
n and COTTON PICKEKN, corner Sc Thomas and O.,
James stest in the Immediate vicinity Of the foIlow-s
Presses Mississippi Louisiana, Fire Proof Alabama shi
PERI, Planters Tyler F.otors Commercial Pscsn, Or
leans Merchants Vicksburg and Penn. Having drscsss
Carver Cotton Gins Of eighty eech the latest IN
proved be e prepared e haul gin and pick Cotton from an,
SoT as Pr,ea Current Office I2O Gravisr street.
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22

buf s3 ss nav ~ x"r az ans
We wish 70 immediately disclose Of the above axudcsn
Stock Certificates naming the articles placed sealed
envelopes and well mixed Holders entitled
named on their Certificate apsn p-ymsnt Of Tea Dolla
whether II be Watch worth 81 90 worth The
return Of certificates article
named thereon pay irrespecvs worth and
will ~ once Be sen that this Il NO LOTTERY, bat
traghtiord Legitimate transscon which be participated
In By the most fest1dious
AsnFs ssstiaesss y Be ssst By mail posi- paid upon
elegant premium tor S. sixty six and valuable
tor $40 one hundred and superb Watch for SIS To
Agents. OF those wishing employment this Il oppe-
unity IL lsgitimsey conduc ID bansss duly
Try us. WRIGHT, BRO a Co, Importers
lGl HrnadnaH Mr.. Xnrk
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22

nj iDIeAL'''-..'--.:..:. ,.'...MEDroAI-
DR.. J. WHITE has had the advantages and experience
which large cities North and South afford In extensive
practice in all forms Of disease than thirty years This
experience enables him instantly perceive the remedies
diested-tor either and all and conditions.
Private Diseases such FEMALE AILMENTS, GESI-
tai WEAKNESS PILES, SYPHILIS and GONOR-
EH Ia in the most aggravated FORMS speedily cured and
every vesge Of and disorder ersdcaed from
system the skin restored lis beauty and the
organism TO lite normal heslth
Persons desiring Dr. J. Whites advice and reSeds win
call at the Of ST. Charles and Julia there
several DR.. Whites in the city
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
AGRICULTURAL.

RAAIE ,............................. .RAMIE !
This substitute Cotton been demonstrated to be
peculiarly adapted climate grow only
auval soil but also the uplAnds Of Mississippi That
is subject be destroyed BY caterpillar
mics Of Cotton that four crops year may be
the market and each crop Of pounds
ordinary yield Of cotton that fibre stronger and
fax cotton; and that IL worth
Europe than the best Sea Island Cotton It requires
little labor and when planted wiz and propagate
its II without further labor for great many yearsn fact
almost indefinitely The subscriber has plants exhibition
the result Of his personal labor and FRESH FROM
THE GROUND. which live properly planted
For sale At III Csrondelet street.
A n, sEhLxE,s COTros eINsERr
Jen.. ssests 4, IN. trorsdiss vicir,tS AZ .hs sailo
Presses Mississippi Louisiana Fire Proof Alabama shi q
leans Merchants Vcksburg and Penn Having arstclss
Carver Cotton Gins of eighty each the latest In
proved Be e prepared e haul gin and pick Cotton from an,
soS as P-e- cSirspt Office l2O sr.visr street.
ATTORNEYS AT Law.
I II. HALsEY-
ATTORNEY AT Law,
No. Carondeiet Street.
NEW OhLhANS
I've INvENTOKs.
WILLIAM NJ. ECCLEs,
Attorney at Law,
OFFICE. ne NORTH THIRD STREET. ST LOUIS. NC
VIII solicit Patents prosecute Patent suits old 70
ected claims Expecting 70 profits from such,
patents Hrst application barely what
and having been business for time.
bled TO shape claims avoid Infringement Al has
ness attended to promptly; advice ree In 81 cssss
Best Of city references given when desired
n "a. q. MOORE
COUNSELOR AT LAW, NAPOLEON, ARKANSAS,
Having scqusntance the Of the Responsible
Attorneys tn the State prepared 10 make prsmps collection
Esfers 70 Maj John d. Adams, Of Dean Adams 4 ss1
Rrit'er HenFss aiksn Kainey. N.v Oriesn-
IAsxEs n. cURKLL.
ArroREEy Ar Law.
Eeyal st-ess..............ss
IoBu q. rLEMIse.
Gas FrFrKz
-up-
Dealer IN Gas K1xtxres.
Ia AND lz MAGAZINE sTKKET. SEAx onop.
Rev oussss,
gn attend psnssuans.sa f.hfuRy 70 I'll srdsrs ntr.asl
Order lsf. IN Box Es Is, nschz.ias nd psalss
cnange. WI msss with prompt at<sntisz-
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
A LUAINIUA .---.---.........ALUMIsI U M.
THE NEW INVENTION VICTORIOUS. g-l
GREAT SUCCESS.
DIR. Conrad Bianse, Dentist.
415............sT. CHkRLEs STREET.

The Aluminium Of TEETH the invention of th
age be had accomplished t extensive perfection
at tho establishment the abovenamed street Nothing
world TO be compared 70 IL. Neither gold silver
equal TO its value, for Is is Of weight.
COME AND TRY AND BIZ SURPRISED.
Let progress have fair chance.
Aluminium, 4I6 and AIS SC. charles.
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
Commercial 5nteIlmrnrs.
O..s s..sss o,i Rs:. ne s Cs :ss

orrscxsr ozrlcx no. - Oar srxnss,
Saturday Evening. March q. 1858 :
CoTToN-The market continues quiet but very
firm. There was q somewhat general inquiry TO
'dsy, and heavy sales might have been effected
had FACTORS submitted TO even fractional cOnces-
.sions. but the latter were memorable throughout
and the total operations have been restricted to
1900 bales at full previous figures, which we re-
|peat as follows. viz: Ordinary, 2l2022c. good
Ordinary, 223@23e.; low middling 23}024 To-,
land middling. 24aQ25c. Cotton advces from
Liverpool and enhanced rates Of Gold and Foreign
Exchange in this market have tended to uphold
the views Of Factors TO- day.
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
ED UCATloNAL.
MOUNT ST. MARY's COLLEGE,

4
| MOUNT ST. MAKY's COLLEGE,
NEAR EMMIrTsBURG, MARYLAND
This IDsttution 1905 incorporated and en-
powered to confer Degrees in 1880 has continually improved
ToS s's ct '. s~2s y Ps EDOoA
Toe First Session Of the Scholastic begins the last
The Terms for Board and Tuition are $500 per saaum-
tioney, etc. supplied By College be paid for
20 the practice Of the Catholic Religion. -
There Preparatory Department for Pupils qualified
the RESIDENT S'-' JOHN Mc6AFFREY 70
@. d. BLDER 40 Poydras street. New orisans can be
applied 20 ~ Agent tor the Ootegs
I OUIsIANA STATE SEMINARY.
DEAR ALEXANDRIA, LOUISIANA,
Founded and Supported by the State Of Louisiana
% Session begins September I'd closes June 18th
FAcULrrConssts of fun corps Of able Instructors IN AL
orsnehe OF Literature ana Science usually taught the best
co1asE OF sIUDT-Embraces Preparatory and an Acsd
tona course speeisl School OF Crvii EDnesrng and
IEESsFeT al expenses except clothing $40; 500 pay
ee in sdvsnce balance IN equal payments January LIST aud
Cadets received any time during session. charged
Addfsss D. ,. BOYD. Superintendent
a G.HEKT LHOk's sUaOOL E0A Ss a.
5HAfAWA, PIKe co.. Kiss
Few ors.ns and ysnEssn Railroad.
crvaisrs b obtained application 70 RoRKRfPly
EiN ssa.. Is ard is CsnB street. New Orleans.
SUCCESSION OF JOSHUA FEEsLEs.
An those having Claims against the late J. PEBBLES
requested present then aad all those Indebted are
quested 70 make paymentto R. sEATON,
Tes Exscutor,
No. ls6 Carondelst street.
pAPES AND srArIONEAkS ~AksHosss
- We. @sps $ OosNoE srRExx.
ss aEvs args sxtsnsivs stecz o. kE1-sa
wr.ppns wus,as Pspsrs, Stationery. Blszk Bosss
school Bsoxs Fancy Adspssd sway hFsaess
tr~As and ts- ~, AZ r.ass.sAls prassa
srEvSHs a <WyNous
A DANA, COCkBUKN a HOWE
SUCCESSORS TO DEAN. ADAMS a GAIT,
OoHs D. ADAMS late Dean Adams 0ad; p. J. CocksuRs
formerly OF Oakley, Hawkins a Co; o. I.
HOWE Lake ProvdenceD
osttsn Factors saa Con mission Morehaxts
so q UETor sTRKET. VIEW osEEGEs
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
TEA....-...-.-.........--...'..'-....srEcIAi
Dr. Howe's Mode OF Using n vacuum.

ExCE<A .....-.......-....srEcIAL.
Dr. Howe's Mode of Using n vacuum.
BY OF atmospheric pressure and internal cen
gsstions instantly relieved which restores health IN
large class diseases vigorous srcuson Of blood
into and through part operated upon Of which
noushes nvgorates and snlsrges permanently small
organs BY restoring be equilibrium blood food to
them by which II is reliable remedy Tor Psrsysed
Shrunken Parts. Impotency Weak Power spsns
torhes Seminal Derangement Diseases from Self Abuse
Gleet vsocsls certain forms Of Structure which
other rarely Hundreds have been frosted
ossstslly Ftr
His medical Baths
Ersdcsts Constitutional Syphilis Skin Diseases Hunor
Rheumatism and Mercury from the system which medicines
alone fail TO reaeh but used together effect wonderful
Private Diseases Cured speedily.
prepared furnished fer an forms dssA.
seute and chronic. OF either r.
Once hours from A y. to n. Consultation frss.
Treatment cash Changes moderate Strictly confidential
A 7. HOWE, D., IL Baronns ssrsst.
Near Canal New oriesns
EACTs III sssrs NJ Kiener A Hoglanss-, No z3
foydras Manufacturers Of the asl.kof Bitte:
You BY the o. Government for ms0ufscarng the Iaros
Bers and found in the ingredients employed compound
well calculates excite keeJ In good order the digestive
organs prescribed said Btters times
instance had occasion 10 seertsin their beneficial
SSssnt .sTas MERcE CANA spsa street. %'''
have examined the hold the Manufacture Of
calculated njurousy upon the human system
taken in inordinsis Quantities Indeed, nsshlag ba
Your Mslslon Bitters, which have exsmined. do no,
contain any ingredients injurious health and be
Yours ". SCHUPPERr. NJ ID.
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22
MEDICAL.
TuREER's TIC DouLoKEUx.
UNIVERSAL NEURALGIA PILL.


NEURALGIA AND ALL NERVOUS DISEASES.
ITS EFFECTS ARE MAGICAL. II y the Unfsinng
Remedy in all Of Neuralgia Fscslis een eHecting
perfect cure in less twenty hoars from or
more than two or three Pins-
NO other form Of Neuralgia Nervous Disease has fed
to yield 10 this
WONDERFUL REMEDIAL AGENT.
Even in the Of Chronic Neuralgia and gone
raj nervous deran many years MISUNDERSTANDING
tie entire system Its for few days few weeks
the always affords the astonishing relief and
very rarely fails produce complete and permanent
u contains drugs or other htss
gree injurious to the nost delicate system, and
always be used with
PERFECT SAFETY.
1t has long been In constant use BY many Of our ID
MOST EMINENT PLY sIc1ASs. 3
who give their unanimous and unqualified approval.
Sent BY mail on receipt OF price and postage.
Oneplckage, 81 90. Postage, cents.
Six packages. IS 90. Postage. ~ cents.
Twelve packages, 50 co. Postage. As cents. 1rfI
sold by AL wholesale and retail dealers in drugs and
medicines throughout the United States and BY
TURNER 4 CO.. Sole PropretOrs,
40 fremont Street, Boston, Mass.
The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-03-22

stook on hssd and On shpbosFd tbiF Ub6
The exports this evening include 747 bales for
New YORK. SOL bales for Genoa, l0fl bales for
Boston, 35el bales for Bremen, and 402l bales for
|Hayre.
SUGAR-Thore were no receipts this morning,
and sales were confined TO small lots at retail at
1.-THE following quotations:
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-10-09

An anecdote is related OF the late
Hon. George--, which We take
pleasure In reprinting, and commend
it to our readers. When very little
boy, George was one evening holding
a calf by the ears while his mother
MIXED the cow.-A gentleman pas
sing by, said
Good evening my little son.
George returned "Good evening.
sir" with 80 polite bow as to attract
the gentleman's attention, who said
why did you not pull Off your
hat. my little friend 2"
so | will sir" said George, "ifyou
will get down and hold the calf for
me.n
His politeness and his shrewd re-
mark were the maging of him, for
The gentleman, who was rich, said To
his mother
.#"Y Your son Is bright boy, and will,
one day, If he is properly trained.
make great man. Ifyou will al
low me, will educate him and give
him a start in the world.r
Georges mother was only too glad
to thank the gentleman for his Kind
offer, and to let him take charge of
her son, who became distinguished
man serving his country at differ
ent times as q Senator iiI Congress
and rs Governor of his native state,
Boys and girls, would you be be.
loved and respected BE polite TO
all, the rich as well as the poor
and never fail to be polite and re-
spectful to the old. BE polite at home
for politeness must begin at home.
Ii has been truly said, that "nothing
makes the young 50 lovely, as a ha-
bitusl respect and dutifuI department
toward their friends and superiors.
such conduct makes the plainest face
beautiful, and gives to every action
name!ess but peculiar charm.u
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-10-09
she Wouldn't Marry IN
Mechanic.

A young man began visiting a
young woman, and appeared TO be
well pleased. One evening he called
when 1t was quite late, which led the
young girl to inquire where he had
been.
II had to work to night.r
"What! do you work for living P,,
she inquired, in astonishment.
Certainly" replied the young
man, II am mechanic"
II dislike the name OF mechanic. -
and she turned up her pretty nose.
|. That was the last time the young
man visited the young woman. He
is now wealthy man, and has one
OF the best women In the country for
q wife.
The lady who disliked the name of
mechanic Is now The wife of d miser.
able fool, q regular vagrant about
grog-shops, aud the soft, verdant and
miserable girl is Obliged to take i'm
washing in order to support herself
and children.
You dislike the name of mechan-
lc, ell /? You, whose brothers are but
well dressed loafers.
We pity any girl who has so little
brains, who Is SO verdant, SO soft, as
10 mink less OF a young man for be-
ing mechanic--one of Gods noble
men-the most dignifiod and honora-
ble parsonage of Heavens creatures.
Beware, young lady, how you treat
young men who work for living,
Tor you may one day be menial to
one of tEcm yourself.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-10-09
$50 Tired.

All day the busy feet have trod the
oaken ball; all day the merry voice
has echoed through the rooms: but
now, when twilight Is deepening in
to night, and the lamps of heaven are
being lighted, the noisy feet grow
still, the childish voice Is hushed 10
the low breathing of the evening
prayer, and as the brown head sinks
wearily TO rest upon its pillow. the
red lips murmur family, $50 tired ~
ALI, tired one. oflt,mes thy feet will
falter and grow weary ere they reach
the prime of manhood /; and to the
Will come hours when not az now the
innocent sleep of childhood will bring
thee rest.
Often from other lips than chill.
dish ones has escaped a sigh, the bur-
den oi which has been, $50 tired -,
Eagerly we toll for an independence
which some day In the far-of future
is TO bring US rest; but as night after
night we lay our weary heads upon
our pillows. we are still nnsatisfied
and thus IL will ever be till the Mas.
ter calls. Sometimes ambition is the
guiding star Turing onward to the
temple OF Fame. But the path Is a
thorny one; the footsteps filter; the
brain grows dizzy; and from the
heart goes forth the cry, $50 tired %
Yet temptingly a siren voice whis-
pers of glory aud of rest, and again
tile feet press forward, till the goal is
reached; but alas for the rest that
ambition brings! Too often with the
cup OF glory III mingled the poison of
envy, and again Is heard the bitter
cry, $50 tired -
'Tls thus we oil weary. And vet
we would not fold our hands ia idle
ness, because, perchance, we may
sometimes grow faint with the bur-
den and heat Of the day." To us has
been given the glorious privilege 10
press onward In the battle OF life. and
III our chosen path be that OF truth
and right, the assurance OF well.do-
Ing will be our sweet reward, when
by-and-by, we shall partake Of that
Joy aud peace OF which tile blessed
never tire. -R. ~. Yorker.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-10-09

The following were committed by
George ID. Prentice so long ago that
the youngest readers have not seen
them whilet the oldest have forgotten
them:
a Judge In Indiana threatened tc
fine u lawyer for contempt of court.
II have expressed no contempt for
the court, said the lawyer; con the
contrary, have carefully concealed
my feelings.
An Alabama editor says, In an iii
shaped paragraph that he is Every
unlike the gentleman of tie Louis
vile Joarnak.n The latter replies
that he is very unlike any gentle
man.
We think that IL Is an undeniabie
truth that the Africans let them go
to what part of the world they may,
retain more unequivocally than any
other people the order of nationality.
A paper calling itself literary and
miscellaneous, advertises that it in
tends To swallow up every thing
around it like great maelstrom. ~
We have little doubt that it will
prove great stake in.u
An editor says that he gives no
heed to what we say--that our words
go i'm at one ear and out ut the other
We have no doubt it. Things pass
easily through avacuum.
A bitter writer I'm sectarian news
paper calls his opponent "a hypo.
crite and hyena.n There Is some
similarity between the two animals
One prays, and both prey.
A western editor talks of giving I'm
one of his columns as the fibs of his
neighbSr. We presume that the 9TH
er .hirty-five are To bo filled with his
own-as usual.
The question is discussed i'm some
ofthe Missouri papers whether rails
Ing hemp Is n good business. A
much better business surely than to
be raised by 1t.
A Canada editor says he has"a a keen
rapier to prick all fools and knaves. !,
Ills frlends, II they are prudent, will
take 1t from him. He might COM
NIT suicide.
A man In the interior of Kentucky
has brought suit against his neigh
bor for bruising his shins.
If the jury award damages they
should order the amount to be paid In
shin-plasters.
A contemporary wants to know
whether fat men are not more kind
and compassionate than lean ones.
Perhaps they are as q general rule
but all bowels are not bowels ofcom-
passion.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-10-09
AGRICULTURAL.
Co-Opcr.ntive I'nr.lnin y.

Nothing but the proligal fertility
OF our Western contincnt--lauvhiuy
with q harvest when tickied with n
hoe makes tolerablc the great army
of non producing middle men who
handle and Toll everything on tts
way from the producer to tile consu.
mer. The difference betw cen the
price the farmer gets aud the eater
pays are often enormous. and ths
time Will come when these exactinns
will not he tolerated. IN the light of
such prospect, the following exner.
imeat III eo-operatlve farming, as de-
interesting:
We hire land and teams. buv mn.
hure, ana employ faithful mon to
work the crops. The rent andout.
lays for each ncre OF land arc divided
INTO hity shares, at 81 or more per
snare. Each subscr Der takes a sutli-
cient number OF shares To- make up
his family supplies OF corn, small
grain, ana vegetables for one year.
When the several crops have matur-
ed, the merchantahle productions are
divided INTO fifty parts and delivered
To the stockholders all straw and
unsound productions are sold for easll,
which IL also divided. This simple
method of doing business gives eve.
ry one the privilege of becoming his
own farmer to tie amount of his In
vestment, and the widow with her
scanty income can obtain her sup-
plies at cost. Our market is made
before the crops are planted. This
pian VIII tend To reduce our over
stock OF fstorekeepers and speculators,
and will open the way To other Co.
operative movements In producing
milk, butter, cheese, meat, sugar.
WOO FAX, and eventually MI other
productions that make up the wants
OF human life. .---.Sekected.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-10-09

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