The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-11-07
MISCELLANEOUS
A HUMRlG

IF A HUMBCG,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First OF August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali 1t humbug
Are the doctors,
Not acquant
For they always
Rave been jealous.
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men oil sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree NJ cost over ton
square, New York. for the removal and cure of ali
manner OF pain and disease. The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain or shlne Every per-
son VINO buys Fam Paint tries it free of cost,
knows that all who call it humbug tell ialsehood
We want poison In our lips,
NO pills to swallow down.
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
Or Undertakers' ices.
We know all Pills have had their day.
That physic ia deceit;
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgahves,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
deAterty, and lays on the PAINT that neveS leaves
color or STAN He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening He
removes pain as If by magic, of any name nature
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the most frghtful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patents rn are sent by the officers OF hosp
NJ y, and all pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense, without money price, Tor the ten
ant of the sunken cellars of tue meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain, and misery, yanshes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before It
hed its victim with iron grasp TOR scores OF years.
hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment and those who expected to
| scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the Office in New York is driven to its
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
PIE shall have IT. and every body else, for rs cents,
90 cents ST. 49, S. and S. per bottle, and select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, or they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
PAIN headong, instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
| Dr.. WOLCOTT is man of business He has
been in the same Office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball enthusiastically time
to snatch a lunch. People of common sense know
that he means just what he'says. He has too much
| homer to make single false statement.
1t needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized tol
catarrh and colds in the head which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsomt
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIhILATOR in pints, instead OF hoL
pints, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
medicine not ony thousands Of almost bopeess
| of catarrh but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many 9
man whose hands trembed to such degree that il
| was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| 1t on a DESK and who could scarcely write thel
| names once a week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the 80 cent bottles, aud he sell
fifty pint hotties to of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di
| rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh ant
few are bold enough to deny it, Nothing ever takel
into the stomach cure 1t, Tor the disease is IN Thu
| head You might as well put plaster on the too
to cure an ulcer on the hand-Catarrh is an ulcera
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tall
in the throat and clogs il; at night runs down to tn
| stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
| SidFdte Ine ulSedse "A SneeZe is Hdtures most eu
phatic No, and dust OF ally kind is most postivel,
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head ant
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, fem thi
load of phlegm tantly pouring from the head, Il
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead Of addint
| snuff and more filth.
| Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless In pur,
| schife wrappers.
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried, anG
have all physical pain removed free of expense, Al
| No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give yor
| up as hopeless. .f
Folks possessed of common wit,
| Buy bcttles that white wrappers fit,
| But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
| Sept. 1s-4w