davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
HUMOROUS.

"MES WHO HAVE R1sEN."-Aero-
THE FORCE OF HANNA literary
friend was overheard the other even
ing requesting his landlady to put clean
proof sheets on his bed.
An UNAccoUNTABLE FACr.-It In as.
tonishing what ugly women you do
somettmes,see with ring on the left
fourth finger.
NOT EXACTLY A RIDDLE.-What is
the sensation that an educated person
derives from sensational noveIF A
sensation OF nausea.
A MORAL debating society out West Ia
engaged in discussing the following
question: "If husband deserts his
wife, which is the most abandoned, the
man or the woman?
A GENTLEAIAN at a musical party
asked friend, In a whisper, "How
shall stir the fire without interruptinp
the music ?" Between the bars.W re.
piled the friend.
ARGUMENT FOR SHORT SKIRTs,-Thev
give plain girls a chance. What ma
ture has denied the face, she often gives
to the understanding,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
Special gutirts.
The Confessions and Experiences OF
an Invalid.

Published for the benent, and as a CAUTION
TO YOUNG MEN and Others, who suffer nom
Nervous Debility. Premature Decay OF MAN.
hood, &C., supplying The MEANS OF sELF-
CURE. Written by one who cured himself,
and sent free on receiving post paid direct
ed envelope. Address NATHANIEL NAY
FAIR, Brooklyn, N. Y. Also free, by the
same publisher. a circular OF DAISY SWAIN,
the great Poem OF the War. decl7-smd
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
Query-What viii happen in 1869

ALL KINDS OF PEDEsrR1AN1sM.-Pe-
destrianism is taking a new turn. We
hear OF young men walkinginto ladies',
affections with a speed little less than
dangerous. Alter that the idea Is 10
pedestrianate into their dear money.
The latter is, of course, no better than
absolute and atrocious ROBBERY. The
number of instances OF people walking
of, with nice coats on their backs and
shiny hats on their heads, the propertv
OF others, is alarminRy on the increass
NOW and then there is Witnessed a rand
walk down a stairway or hotel stems
by some offending intruder. and he
exc appears to do both him and
tue proprietor good. Every nioht
some unfortunate benzinist walks To
the lookup, and pays the next morn.
ing for the privilege of induIpine in
this pedestrian feat. Walking in tho
moonshine with the girls was popuIar
long before Weston stretched his mus.
Giles from Portland to Chicago. and tho
spanish Walk" is as old as sin, with
nection. S"n-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
STEAMBOATS,.

wheeling, Marietta and Pnrher.bu,,
Daily Pockets.
- The side wheel steamers aRE.
80 BkCOA" and "EXPRESS."
R,1...,!.- Rebecea leaves Wheeling every
o'clock, a. m. ~ e'eHeh
~ Express leaves Wheeling every Tuesday.
Thursday and Saturday, at II o clock n m NJ
connecting at Bellaire with Trans frn,,
pittsburgh, due at ii q. m. N-1
freight receipted through TO all points be-
tween Parkenburg and GallipoIiS
,o.,o., BOOTH, BATTELLE q CO.,
SsotO-a Agents.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
Dwelling Houses for Bale

HAVE FOR SALE THREE DWELL
ing houses on Main street, Centre wheel.
ing, between First and Second streetS. he
longing 10 the estate OF DR.. John EofI The
only motive for selling these houses Il %
close the estate. zach house has SIX 'roouG
aI Al 10 g0oa condiaon. VeIy liberal terms Of
purchaser on April ], 1858. -
JanlO-lw BEVERLYM. EOFF.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
Notice.

DILIAN KREss HAS BEEN THIS
n day admitted as a member Of our nrm.
Firm name hereafter Will be
KINGHORN, BROWN & RRESS.
WHEELING. Jan. %. 1855. ian2l-sL
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
For Sale.

A HOUSE AND II ACRES OF LAND,
Il situated on the road leading from Mar.
tJnsville to the Bridgeport and CadIZ Plank
Road, IL miles from MRrtinsvtIls. Said
house contains two good rooms. There Is
also good log stable on the premires and
plenty OF fruit, such as apples, plumB,
grapes and small fruit. Also good well and
spring. For further particulars, enquire OF
the owner on the premises.
Jan2l 81" Bridgeport, o.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21

this oft-mooted subject, Charles Morris.
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, writes to the
Rural thus sensibly and logically in
the affirmative: "This question is fire.
quently propounded as though there
was doubt about il. But there is
none. In the aggregate 1t must nav.
else all other vacations must be speedi,
~ abandoned. Farming is the base on
which the social edifice rests, but its ra.
muneration, to individuals, depends
upon the Intelligencew which guides farm
labor. With some, owing TO lack of
money, the information essential 70
success or to an improvident use Of
what they have, farming Is not remu-
narattve, but, with the mass the case ia
different, and each year shows in the
aggregate increased accumulation.
Farming, therefore, like other business
inteIligenuy and systematically pur.
s,ueo, pays ana II failures here and
Lhere occur, as in other pursuits, thew
are the exceptions, while general sue
cess Is the rule. "-RuTdLN eiD Yorker.
WHAT WE ARE.-The example of the
Western orator who asold" his audi
ence by asking them one or two ques-
lions, to which they returned trium-
plant Affirmative, and under the head
way of agreement trapped them into
saying Eyes" to a proposition utterly
at variance with their opinions is well
initiated in the New York Nation. We
paraphrase Its catechism:
Do Americans know
ftTst-That they are the only people
In the world whose income largely ex-
ceeds their expendituref 'r"We do / we
.SecOnd-That they are the only people
whose taxation daily diminishes under
the mere increase OF population and
wealth t"We dol we do!"l
Ihlrd-That they are the only people
among whom there Is any talk OF
cheating the public creditor? [Stub-
Dorm silence.l
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21

TAXATION IN NEW YORK SrATE.-Tbs
Mayor of Albany has recently had a
table prepared ofthe rate OF taxation in
the chief cities Of this State, by which n
appears that, out of eleven cities, New
York stands tenth.
90 Rochester is the highest, being taxed
90 on every 500; oswego next, al 81 So
~ 10y 2S tnird, n Al: Syracuse fourth
Auburn and Poughkeepsie are nsarf1,
alike averaging about SIS So. Thai
comes New York, and Hudson fools the
list at 81 on SOON. Y. Post. '-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
aanuuuretlleuts.
STREET COMMISsToNEp

n SSoMeSrs. Editors: You will please an.
GS nounce my name as n Candidate for
the ONCE OF Street Commissioner,
IRnlS-te HENRY RAMP
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21
Dividend.

NHE DIRECTORS OF THIS COMPANY
Il nave declared a dividend OF two per cent
on tne capital stock paid in, payable on and
janlS John MolIuRE- In pr0.Ia.,..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21

Administrators Notice.
nNHE SUBSCRIBER HAVING RERN
appointed administrator of the Estates Of
MARY Harkins and George w. SIahts, boIh
deceased hereby notifies allpersons EnoSTin1
themselves indebted to either or the parfies
70 make payment TO him, aud those HAVING
GAINS VIII present them properly certi6ed
70 Tor settlement at the Drug Store of Brent
linser q Derry: pnn,,n,
-g1nIL-1W -. Administrator
Choice New Crop, New Orleans sugar.
S and MOIasses
JUST Received.
and orsaIo by
lanl4 PNxToN oqLERAY.
COFFEE
100 BAGS CHOICE RIO.
Ju,tlsostvsd and for sale by
ianA PAXTON & oGLEBAY.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-01-21

Anew QUESTIONS, FRIEND.
What makes your Hair 30 beautiful
Oh of Grapevine.
What gives your Hair Its glossy lustre1
OIL OF Grapevine
What gives Life and Growth to your Hair8
OIL Of Grapevine.
What removes.the DandruHF
Oil OF Grapevine.
What Hair Preparation is counterfeited9
Who are the only PrOpristorS Of
OIL OF Grapsvins2
seplS No. 50 Main st., Wheeling.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1868-07-17
10. 26 PARIS MAINE FRIDAY JUJY II 1853

other, and whero such IS the case. tho
relation is scourgc and mocker. deaden.
ing and destructive to soul and body roofing
out all that is genial. noble. and lovablc in
character. 1t is the great life mistake. and
God help such,'
Then again we hear Of change" Love
has died out between the two" Love never
dies. 1t was not love that went" 1t was
something altogether unlike. lower ,coarser.
and allied to what is Internal. rather than
divine. Love is older than creation (;
stronger than the e,ernities Jacob BeIsmen
has said, ~ know not but love IS greater
than Cod" he is glorious in the grandeur
OF the thought, however paradoxical it may
sound Those who love once, love ctern-
ally.
In adjusting the household. I would have
the pair mutually helpful; but there are
certain matters that look hlndsomer in the
hands of woman than in man. think
he. as 4 gentleman, who should be m.
dependent OF all others. ought to be able TO
broil 4 steak. mend a rent or "sew on a
button :" but it is more suitably the province
Of woman 10 do these things, the husband
being supposed more prof,ably employed
esewise.
Every woman should be able TO cut and
make household linen and garments with
economy, neatness. and dispatch She
should cut her work, and always have 4
piece ready for tlIc needle to husband he,
time, and avoid hurry and oniusion. and
lastly, my lovely married pair must 80 man.
age the ncedful work of the household, thai
one hour at least in the twenty. four be dc
voted to reading and study-good, solid,
substantial books TO be read with care, FOR
mutual Advancement Of thought and solidity
OF character; poetry and romance also. to
elevate and enliven, not forgetting the grca,
store-housc OF our spiritual ideas, the
Bible
Human beings have not yet reached any
very high degree OF perfection; even N,
handsome pair may fall into error. and ther
the interference OF outsiders is very apt tc
increase the evil, but let them settle the
case between themselves, remembering that
the greater the TALL the greater the need o
a dear LOVING hand to LIE - up. and the
worse we may become the more shall we
need friends; no true wife will turn from
the man Of her choice in the day of hi.
adversely. nor in the day Of his moral dark
ness, rather will she love him with a deeper
because Of a sorrowins tenderness, and sh,
will lead him on. step by sep. till he NOR,
than RECEIVERS the ground he may have lost
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1868-07-17
VI | = & L. |. |. 4 y Y
KEEPING HOUSE
~ MRs. rrizAprru OAKS sMrru.

ny MRS. EIizNnEru OAKS SMITH.
To be a good housekccpe, involves very
much more than being able to sweep rooms
and cook the I OIL for family. and no
woman should marry tall she is able no.
only to 10 this, but 10 preside over a house
hold with good economy. with forecas, and
dignity. She must understand the require.
men,' OF a iamiiy the price and quantity OF
expenditure, aud she must be willing 10
keep a rigid account thereof
Every housckecper should have an ac-
coun;-book. in which should be carefully
noted down every article purchased. with
date and price. In doing thi, woman will
be surprised to learn how much i, costs TO
live, and she will learn TO husband her
resources. and avoid unnecessary expense.
She will remember that while all the time
and energies Of The heads OF the family are
required 10 meet is daily animal necessities.
they arr no better than slaves; and hence 4,
seems ibc Citing province Of a woman TO zee
that there IS no waste that wha, is broush,
into the house IS carefully looked alter .aud
made TO go A. iar a. possible and made to
look a, wcllas possible. aud made To AFT T3rd
the fullest possible comfort to the family.
For this purpose she mus, be- orderly in
hcr haJit' and bc capable Of planning with
judgment She should know The quantity
required, and how to preserve from waste
what Is over 1ui above the daily need, ol
the household. She may be- pardoncl
good deal OF girl'sh vanity in dressing her
self. aud arranging her surroundings be-
eonIUgly 40 orGer to sci of all TO the best
advantage for thu to keep fresh. cheery
house lLe delight and comfort OF It's inmates
but l,, her never for ! moment consider
what ihi, or that neighbor wiI think or say
about h' or her listlr republic OF home. II
they praise her. very well il they cri,icisc
and 'rrer a; her very we'll, aIso-shc must
be- above m.ndiug u.
think both husband and wife ought to
understand thoroughly the theory, at least.
OF good Wholesome cooking; and. in ease
OF emergency. the former should be- wiling
20 lyrd hlaf 90 an oycr.wofkci vile. II
vii hc no di'paraermcnt e. bis manhood
o. take A.if fow and then. Il nothing moro
iiln t1 show bis entire sympathy with her.
ani tenderness Coz hrr. but g.oR t-,t, and
a eooI t,1,ekocrrr. will not tax The good
man in these petty household matters on
the contrary, she wiIl 90 sk.lliully work the
marhin,r, Of tLc house. that al will be done,
l.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1868-07-17
NEW SERIES, VOL. 10, NO. 26.
POETR r Y.
NOT ALL IN BRINGING UP.

II i.nt all In bringing up.
let folks say what they will;
Nou silvcT-wash a pewter cup
II will be pewter still.
E'eu hc of Old. wiss solomon,
who said Train up n child"
n mistake not raised son,
Gay, rattle braIncd and v ild
4 man OF mark who tsin would pass
for lord % sea and land.
May have the training of an ass.
And bring him up fuIl grand
MAY give him all the wealth OF lore
OF coti-ge and of school.
Yet after al make him no NOR.
Than just dccrn, fool.
Another, raised by p.nury
Upon her bitter bread.
wh.sc road 90 know Lodge {. ike that
II. gDo,i. Tor heaven. must triad.
Iias Eu, a spark of Naturc'. light:
len fan {, 90 fiamc.
TIL IN it, bgrnIng letter. bright.
The world may read hi, name.
n u were all In bringing up,
In counsel sai restraint.
Some ra,cals had been h1ucst men
III been myself. a saint.
oh 'tIsnr all 10 bringing up.
Let folks say what they will
Neglect may dirn silver cup
~ viii ~ silver .tlll.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1868-07-17
Sympathy OF the Mind with the
body.

All are aware OF the wonderful influence
cxerled hy the condition Of the body upon
the faculties and affection, OF the mind
The following is from an essay on indiges-
tion Toy Or. Jas johnson, concerning some
very remarkable facts:
Many happy AMI lucky thought has
sprung from an empty stomach. Many an
important undertaking ha. been ruined by
bit Of nndigesIed pickel-many well
laid scheme has failed in execution from n
drop OF green bilc-many a terrible and
mcrcilcss cdict has gone forth in conse.
quence of an irritaicd gastric nerve; the
character OF mems minds hll often suiTerc !
from temporary arrangements OF the body !;
and TINS. health may make the same man a
hero in tlle field, whom dyspepsia may rem
der imJccilc in the cabinet
Dr. ! illustrates bis subject by the fol.
lowing remarks
Il lately saw a gentleman Of brilliant
talents and prolific genius. who could So
down and write extempo-ancousIy wlfolc
pages Of surprising poctiral effusions, with
scarcely an effort oi the mind, and WHO
would vet. from sudden arrangement oftbe
digestive organs. be 50 completely anl
quickly prostra'cI in Intellectual power. as
not &, be able TO wite three lines on the
most common subject
On late occasion ahcr be- bad to com.
municatc an official transaction that rcquir.
cI not more than half dozen lines in the
pllinest language. be could not pa. pen 90
paper. though the attempt was made City
times in the cou>se oi two days At length
be was forced 20 throw himself into a post.
,haise, aud perform a long Journey to Dc.
liver what really might have been done 10
ono minute 10y the pen. In half ar hour
after this ride vas performed, be sat down
and wrote au ole descriptive OF bis own
stare Of nervous iuitabilis. which woull
not have dono discred,t to the pen Of a BY.
ron"
The author Of this essay ia. himself
been so eneryated by it Of what is called
Indigestion. a. 70 De utterly iucspabic oil
breaking ,hc seal Of lcttyr.i for twenty. four
hours though 10 il appearance. IN good
health "a; thc ,imr"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1868-07-17


governed house. On the way in, the father
raised the rejoiccd child in his arms. aud
gave 1t two or three rcsounding smacks;
another one had crept to the door.sll. aud
this was liitcd also. and its little check laid
tcnderly upon the shoulder. which was
hunched up to bring it close to that Of the
fathers. BY this time. The wife had brouch,
n bowl OF water. and a white. coarse towel;
then she took the children down. applying
also sundry pats. now on the shoulders Of
the liitle ones. and now on the broad.
iatherly ones; and now the chairs were
placed a, the table, and while the husband
gave last rub oi Tho hard. rough hands, ho
stretched out his neck and kissed the m etty,
girsh wife, who would he lowering near
him. They said grace, they dined at the
PLAIN, wholesome board. and more than
once found myself waiting them bcncdic-
ton with the tears in my eyes Il is so
brutish to pass without word Of recognition
OF the Great Giver
The husband was grave man. AMI the
wife lively, cheery one, neat as a new pin.
and very chatty. thought them wonderfully
well matched, for there was no moro.eness
IN the man nor leyity in the woman. and
when Sunday came. and the little house
hold, dressed in all their Gnery. baby and
all, went out TO church. it was sight TO
behold. Theirs was quite a model keeping
house a. far as it went
wish NY readers would read more than
once the story OF Ruth Pinch. as given in
Martin ChuzzlewIt 1T Is enough to make
one in love with cooking and keeping house:
the pretty girl does every thing with such
grace and alcrtness her whole soul IS so
ben; upon iniusins comfort into every thing
she is so uuseldsh. so loving. so wise. aul
so unconscious Of her wisdom; so good,
aud knows 80 lit;le about her goodness shat
she is one OF the sweetest OF Dickens many
lovely, thoroughly human women. And
hcge let me remark, that Dickens. like
Shakespeare. pOrtrays men aud women. not
monsters OF perfection. and be il safer
guide, If guide he needed. than the great
mass OF fiction writer's !f women form
So; 49,, - ~ 50 80 - =; ""A' ''','
- " CN'' '"'! "'' o' great!
80. ,-'' ' ,,'' % 'sA"'!' anu
" -, 80 '''.' -, ','' '",.'N '''! '"''n Is
" y" 'N'"',y me- '"'! !
.... 'e 49, 80 '''', ,.''''V"''' '''' 20 "'O'n
-. - ~ ",F .I-F - - > tue '''y
- ...t - ''o"'
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., .,.i
r...r...,.','-,.'..' - ''''- ''''''' ',N'
...IL...,. -. - 1'' '''''',
,; l
>"'' "'' '"i'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1868-07-17
OLD SERIES.
tFor the oxfnra Dsmoerai.l
CnOCORUA:
A Mountain Tramp, by n Paris Hill
Walkist.

Mark how the cliusbfng Or~ads
Bcckpn thee totthe ir Arcadss
10 twilight parks ~ b~sch aud pine,
High over the river Intervals
Above the pioaEhnan's highest line.
Over the osnsr's farth.st NAlis
Up, where thu airv citadel
u'eTlooks the surEtng iandscaps's swell
Youth, for n nom sut FREE a. they
Teach Thy feet to feet the grnanf
Ire yet rrrive- IN. ~intrY day
" hen Time thy feet has bound
Take the bounty of thy birfh
Taste the lordship of the earth"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1868-12-01
The Nose Bleed.

There are two art rt,.- which supply
he whole face with blood one on
each side, these branch off from the
main arteries on each side Of the wind
pipe, and, running upward toward
the yes pass over the outside of the
jaw bono about two thirds Of the way
back from the chin to the angle Of
the ear Each Of these arteries, Of
course. supplies just one half Of the
face, the nose being the dividing line;
the left noslril is supplied with blood
by the left artery. Now. supposing
your nose beeds by the right nostril
with the end of the fnrefng-r feel
along The onter edge OF thu right iaw
until on feel the beating Of the AZ :
terry directly under your fin yer, the
same a. he pulse in your wrist, hen
press your fi"ger hard upon it, hus
getting the little fellow in n tight
place between your finger and the
ia hone the result will he that moi y
drop Of blood goes into that side Of
your face while the pressure contin-
ncs hense the nose instantly stops
bleeding for want Of blood to flow !:
continue the pressure for five or ten
minutes. and the rnptnred vessels in
the nose will by that time probably
contract so that when You let the
blood into them they will not leak
Bleeding from cnt or weuud any
whore about tho face may be stopped
in the same way.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1868-12-01

DIR. WAYLAnD's Trust IN Cop
Mr. w. l.. Stone contributes IN the
Gdtary = series Of "reminiscences ot
pr. Wayland, and among them is the
following:
Connected with his voyage acros-
he Atlantic is AN incident not mon
toned in his biography, aud which |
5el;eve is not generally known. J.
seems to verify, however, his owl
trong belief in the personal guar
iianship of Il sp cial Providence .
his way from his brother in law :
house in Now York t. the steamer
hc carriage broke down, the driver
mislook the way ana arrived ii the
wharf Just in time to catch sight Of
be ship disappearing in the fling
The disappointment was severe, Tor
4 cumstances rendered il neee> sarS
Tor him To be in England at certain
iime. He however endured it caim-
", remarking "PrJvidence has un
doubtediy some very good reason.
for delaying my journey" The re-
suit certainly justified the remark, for
the steamer in which he was 10 have
embarked was none other than the
President, the fate of which is still un
known.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1868-12-01
sheriff Sale--SeRa0n.

GlTArE OF WISCONSIN, Circuit Court 30 Grant
~ Grant county. county, Wis.
james HOOD, plaintiff against Z. " seoD, defendant.
BY virtue Of writ Of execution issued ont Of the
above named court. in favor OF James Hood, PIN ana
against W. Sehon, def {, TO directed and doiv-
cred, and for want OF goods -. ehtels the dcien-
dant whercon 10 levy, have Is tie direction OF the
plaintiff ator eHs levied upon all the right nue and
interest which the said defendant lad the 29th day
OF Srpe nber 1865 h. since acquired in and IL the
following described real estate to-wit:
The west hall OF south west quarer OF Section % and
the west hau OF the northwest quarter Section 30
Town Range west Of the four principal meridian
ali IN Grant county, Wisconsin which said real
| will on the 9th day Of Jenuaty SJ9 at the hour Of
III clock m tie forenoon of said day, offer sale
and will sell TO lie highest bidder Tor cash. at the
front door OF the court hous, the village OF fncas-
ter Grant county, sconsin. Said saewill be iade
satisfy said judgment, costs nd costs accrning
JAMES 2 cox Sheriff.
Dated Sheriffs Office Lancaster Wis Nov Is 1853.
BUSHNELL d CLARK, PITS AityA PONG