Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1868-09-23
THE CHRONICLE.

Monogram door knobs are in vogue
in Boston.
The New York hop crop viii yield
$4,000 bales.
Since the first of June there have
been 1875 visitors at Cape May.
Roman brigands cut off a bankers
nose the other day before he could see
the propriety of disgorging.
Ben Hill said to the Georgia negroes,
the other day, al have studied the his
tory of your race for four thousand
years" He must be rather advanced
in life. Is he one of the eternal
hills. "-HdrtfOrd Post.
A Roman Emperor thought he had
lost a day when he had not done a
good action for twenty-four hours.
Mr.. Johnson, our Emperor, seems to
think he has lost a day when he has
not, during the same period, insulted
a lOyalist or pardoned a forger.
In the procession at the immense
Republican mass meeting in Bangor,
Maine, there was battalion o freturn-
ed soldiers and sailors, who bore their
tattered old battle-fiags and this signif-
icant legend: We go for Seymour as
ne trent for Lee.
The Carlinville Ul.) Democrat say
that at a late Democratic rally in that
neighborhoOd, just 800 banners were
carried, each one of which bore the in=
scriptiOn, "DO You want to marry a
niger" The professions was twelve
hours passing a given point, said point
being a grocery.
a Paper milan editorial contro-
versy.
When woman wears her husbands
trousers, is she painting for his rights
or her own?
y German out west being required
to give a receipt in full, produced the
following, after much mental effort:
Il ish full. / wants 10 more monish.
John Swackhammer."
Brick Pomeroy says that the New
York Democratic bOndhOlders would
not let Mr.. PendletOn speak in New
York city as he passed through recent
ly. He says: Mr.. Pendleton's paper !
ideas were antagonistic to the interests
of the Rothchilds and their agents
here, and it would not do for him to
speak in this Democratic city,"
A gentleman in Western New York
manures his grape vines by buTying
ut the roots the c~arcasses of dead cats.
A decided Catawba flavor, he thinks
is thus impaired to the grapes.
4 laundress, who was employed in
the family of one of our former Cover
errors, said TO him with sigh: "Only
think, your eXcellency, how little
money would make me happy"
"HOw little madam? ," says the Gov
ernor. 90 dear sir! one hundred dol
lars would make me perfectly happy"
"If that Is all you shall have it; and
he Immediately gave it to her. She
looked ut it with joy and thankfulness, |
and before the Governor was out hear
ing, eNclaimed:'I wish | had said
two hundred!
\ party of clerks broke up a gamb-
ling house in Newark, n. j., a few
days ago.
Hay has become an important article
of expectation to England. On Sat
urday last a NewYOrk firm received
an order by telegraph TO ship three
AAAlAANAANO AoAAH ~ CANelAAAN W pun |
not on speculation, but for the use
of an extensive concern in Manches-
ter.
We asked an old resident yesterday
if he saw the Democratic celebration
on Saturday evening. He replied:
81 saw a long procession of General
Grants paroled prisoners-is that
what you refer too?" And a pensive
Bag moved On.-Nc10 Orleans Repub-
can.
Here is peculiarly French descript-
ion of the peosle of Bavaria: 1.-THE Ba-
varians are ahappy people; they have
money which makes happiness; and
a King, who makes music; they drink
much and often, and smoke rs they
drink. They sleep long; eat five
times a day; and make love between
their meals"