The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-05-12

HOol FOhEElS CONkEDhl1 ~ IsOAHo~l
(Which is IN the State KENTUCKY! -
April 26, 1868.
Their never will be peace or anything
like it at the Corners till tina disturb Der
Joe Bigler, and his aithful adheran,
alder and abettor, Pollock, are shot or
otherwise killed. In the olden time
afore the incggerashun NV the A blishen
era. we he'd short way Wv disposin Nv
SIGH. 1t wus maxum in the gloreis
South that Their Good be pece only where
Their wuz a perfect yoonanimity Nv
sentiment, and to bring about that
onenis Nv idees-that delitful concord
witch wuz so desirable-we were in the
habit NV shooter or hangin the most
stubborn NV those which didn't agree
with the majority, and tarrin and feath
erin those who were yet accessible to
Kentucky reason. By vigorously per
sooin this course the minorities in
this vicinity wuz kept tollobiy small and
comfortable. Why these cusses hevent
bin so treated passes my comprehen-
shun. ~
Our convenshun to nominate candi
dates for county offices wuz held yes
terday. I wuz cheerman Nv course, for
I now okkupy that posishen since it
wuz discovered that Capt McPeiter kin
rite he hez bin Sekretary), and l telt q
sinkin sensashen when saw that cuss
BigIer and that other cuss Pollock enter
the door.
Deekin Pogram, ez he saw EN-, billed
over Rising to his feet, the venerable
old patriark exclaimed i'll voice trem
ulous with emoshun, wat in thunder he
wuz there for.
"Josef, hev 700 rite to set in Dino
cratic conyenshun, holden. ez 700 do,
opinyuns the reverse Nv Dimocratic =
Deekin," returned this Bigler, az
carry in my body Federal lead-1 wuz
! under the confederit flag in sixty bat
ties, skirmishes and skadaddles. /
have certifikit to that effeck from the
late lamented. John Morgan. That
certifikit wood admit me to seat in any
Democratic Convenshnn in the North
-shel it not be sufficient in Kentucky.
Alars, the Profit is not without honor
save in his own Cross Roads.
And Josef let on he wept, when Pollock
ostentashusly handed him a pocket
ha ndkercher. l59E zsss
"'Ef held any hetrodox views l hev
re pented Nv EN-, me and Pollock, and
We propose to vote for all yer resoloo-
sh ems like frisky lambs wat is glad to
get back to the troo fold. Don't we
Pollock
.:.Certain, we do. The Convenshun
ms.y go on and count us ez troo converts
fro IN Abulishnism which, in veiw NV
g., hin soft IN,
fire twict becoz Nv my awful opinions,
/ aay sed to be litraly brand pluckt
fro IN the burnin Go on"
Findin they wuz bound to stay, we
went on. The first thing in order wuz
the adopshen NV resolooshens as fol-
lows -
We resolved we he'd the utmost
confidence in Androo Johnson, Pres.
dent Nv the Yoonited States, pervided
he wasn't impeeched EFF he wuz then
we shood hev the privilege NV consider
in him worthy Nv confidence OR not, ez
the circumstances NV the case should
warrant.
g That Congris NV the Yoonited States
wuz unconstitooshnel body wich wuz
Professionally endeaverin to break up the
Government nv the Yoonited States,
which we wuZ ez persistentiy striyin to
save.
3 That the only hope nv Yoonun lay
in the displacement Nv SIGH traitors ez
Grant, Sumner and Stevens, and the
putin in thir places SIGH gilless parrots
ez Breckenridge Brite, Vallandygum
ct. al. tt'
f. That the thanks Nv the Democracy
is du people Nv the South for their for
bearance in not risin to sweep the radical
faction from the face NV the earth.
AT this pint Bigler arose. He want
ed to know eff this convenshen stylin
itself Democratic, wuz agoin to be salts
fled with them resolooshens? He called
for the readin NV the reguler one with
out which no Democratic platform wuz
complete He referred to the one dedi.
catin this Government forever to white
men. "Here it is,' he sed !:
Resozyed, That the Government wuz
established by white men, and that
white men keep it in tact for white men
and there posterity forever.
81 demand, ez a white man." said
this Bigler, "that this resolooshen be
added. Let every white man, every
proud Caucashen, who believes in race,
say AYE and with emphasis 5-
And every one Nv EN- hollered out
''aye' with all their mite.
''Good!'' sed Bigler, "good." White
men and their posterity! wat a noble
sentiment. Say aye to my resolooshen
agin."
And they yelled 'saye," aeiE. ~
"Now Pollock, brother in the troo
faith, newly babtized, will yoo open the
door? Its better to be = doorkeeper in
the house NV Democracy than to dwell
in the tents Of Ablishnism. Open the
door"
Which Pollock did and then entered
wat! Good Heavens! 2s ai5
A HUNDRED MULATFo, QUADRooN AND
OCroRoON NlGGERs-Two BY TWO.
NV at does this meant shrieked I. hsss
.sWho are them?' gasped Deekin