The Portland daily press., 1868-09-26
MISCELLANEOUS,
IF A HUMBUG,

III "A III u M Il OOs
What wonder
That the doors
.-sH Are open wide
Ever since tie
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali 1t humbug,
Are the DOCTORS
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men oil SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o. cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner of pain and disease he office is constant
~ crowded with Patents rain or SHINE. Every per-
son VINO buys Fam Faint, or tries it free of cost,
Knows that all who call it humbug tell tasehood.
We want poison in our lips
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
That physic is deceit
The l. meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our somachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterty, and lays on the PAINT that neve" leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys, men and
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as If ty magic, of any name nature,
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the most frghtul cancer Broken down.
trembling pa tents are sent by the officers OF hospi
tails 10 WOLCOTpS Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
free of expense, without money price, TOR the ten
ant of the sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
palaces Of Filth Avenue All, all treated alike
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain. and misery, vanshes instantly, il command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
| and crumbles Ikea spiders web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp of scores Of years.
Hundreds ofphysicians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment and those who expected to
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body ese for 20 cents,
SO cents 81! IS, S. and So per BOTTLE and can select
what they please. Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles anu hold enough to drive
pain headlong instead OF small bottle that removes
| DIR. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same Once nearly six years. and folks
visit race courses or base ball matches-hardy time
| to snatch a lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
honor to make a single false statement.
1t is needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
/ nd in hp hea1 c -1ay fl,o
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathsome
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up the ANNIdILATOR in pins, instead of half
pints, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
efficient He has cured by the use OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
| was impossible to read newspaper without laying
it on a desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles, and he sells
fifty pint bottles to one Of the smaller size. Thou
| that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
Doc tors in general do not understand Catarrh and
| few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach can cure it, for the disease i'll the
| head. You might well put plaster on the foot
to cure ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it; at night down to the
| stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
gravate the disease sneeze is natures most EN-
phatlc No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, fiom this
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead of adLing
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| aohife wrappers.
CUT TIL is OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you 60, be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. ITO Chatham square, New York, and 12 Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w