The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-02-18


wAsHISTrN, ID. c.,
February the IN the year 1868.
Nj DEER FRIEND,
wos so much plszed with my wilt tn b. T. ishywood
the uther day that startd him yister
day tn hz OILS. found him okkipde in thor abstrooso
kaiklashuns OF matnewmattx which no 50 uvs tu pom
dor over wen went in he was tryin tn pruvs that
twicet wos foar and devided Dy ekil to
thor squair rute NV 10, wich no dout is about
eggzakly rite b. his calculation
hz kountinance bssmed with Joy won no seen me-
aud he shuck mi han with preshur Of phorty pouns
tu Their squar inch maxim 90 rsvilushuns in mi eibo
In less mnnit.
sez I, ishywood, Wy don't you git that savin
ermount or powir out ov Their wampurknowegg,
SEE hs Mister Petroleum hev W Their rszults ov
Their tryil trpp whar gut twenty miles with
only hundrud pouns Of stsmc, and maxim hundred
revilushuns . minnity
How did yu du 1t SEE /. Why he sent tn Their
picteu mines gut thar best volatn kole,
an tn Tunis fer 20 tuns olive lie wich kaxsed
famin in that god Fosakn kuniry thor warm
perknowegg onil she stopped plum thor senter
witch haint bin dun with no uther ingin in this kunry
Their best OF 1t il she don't regular morenor sicks
weaks in thor hans ov AFTER this terry
bull ordsil.
I kouldnt help but lux with ermaizemunt this
guide onist man. an takin him bi Their han, with
givn biz sbough phorty revlushuns a minnit sex i
Ishey wood genius viii drivers trump galley Leo w0s
put inter przzun becou he asserted Their wosn't
maid Nv grean chsase kriserpher Kerlumbuss
never erprssheatsd until he KUN tn this demL
kratc republican hemsfere, whsr evin ther inguns
or hailed hz jenius II IL Their fat ov enius tn be
aboosedgo in then graft noblist wurk god thou
honnist, konshientious man, 60 in win d!
IN uze up orl Their div lilo in Anrky, orl the
rnttn
Soz ne Mister Petroleum here IL engin hev de-
.cidid Twenty assisnt inginears liz ingaged onto It,
tups i kin git 20 myies q our out ov hur, wch IL
proovin b Their foerin formerlsrwz. ez Their squar
SO liz Their length thor smoak sak ~ their veosity
ther ship. seq he this ner rool on wch base orr
mi kskorlashuns. tn tier presant plan intend tn
| app ther elegtrck telergraf with little Rreexed
lightenu an II doant estonnish Their wurld am
| mathewmat tishun. Agin prest Their han this
nobst wurk ov god with er prsshurs ov phorty
pouns tu Their squar inch left him tn WHIT
Their department. ov dox yards. sez J. on entern
thor rune am Mister Petroleum. how are yu Admyreef
Plezunt he and bzzy enun in weedin b. T. sh-
woods eserma witch talks up or Their list yards
andor very mulch ike falstas gu shins ov sack tu
penny with bred he mstur Petroleum thor navsy
carn DO run this way an II Their ole board oy navoy
kopmishuners wos Twin, or Il We had or board ov ad
myres tu Lux after things, they'd hang b. T. in aboutc
dais. Sez heze wun ov geds nobist wurx an seem
that this ole admyrl had ov Their prejndshes wch
b. had toe on, ieit him tn visit thsr he'd
thor burer OF navigashun.
Sec he am an mi pozishun in lattyood and longy-
TODD is laid down to Their hundretn part
ond see no du yu no Golssorsr, wei I've r.en s:ks
yoers old Their kommy door then an THAR red II tn
me- pedgn me wo. only inner s'sslis;h puTson
tu arsk II yu approximate that noblst wurk ov god.
ishey wood sex he-"oyr tner Left "a meme doant
vi pi' mo sur he told that fellor he'd swamp
Their usvey an times Their amount ov psvvi-
gashun stuff Ut out vessle carry biz biers an
he poppn err bead ov sirvey onto us
VII wot sur ~ yu opposed Their saim seq ~ Seq
am until am trned out or this. an then want u.
dngus,,d redn biz scks hundrued psges Goesbrer
then gut niggsry lukn wife man or or wit,sh lukn
bak man. Good Mt tell wien ~ snow me tnor ourer ov
kaurs ben Butler, Who ~ arer OIL ordinance burcrs
like ssreek litsnin sez he walk 10 Mr. Petroleum du
yu worpt or kontrsck fur guns. No SEE vornt
orl about wun b. isheywood chefe ov steme burore
orl about hiz stsme ingss darn hiz sseme ingins
pI,,.w ' Loe and thara assistant insiussrs, an
ar trend oy hlz air ysas Nary er friend seq be- We'll
then seq how liz yu Affected az tu or bord srveye
out, s coz IL abe dosn rs ,,me she did coz Il AK ,r
k.evsror suckr To dad out mi poilitix Seq be
yum meat me a. bsden-oaden neIs ycer ie tell yu mi
phired orr with galvanized sordust Their bords hike IL
shem that konsnss sumtnin COED IN etc driak and
ishey wood Ia or miksopp-shars mi poux.
ief this wer,disy plsnsy he'd no feen fur
Their noblst work sv goo b. T. then pads q
s:sns an who invsnd Their eiegtrck pills that 90 ,hru
With a initial vsiossty sv sioksteen huadrad fsal or
ssccund He Was Wyin ihem on ther cheefs Crd.
nance. he woodnt evu lisseu IA mi prozes ov b. l.
ssd no. woodn't CIV him Or do,s ov medicine
svu. I wos sverduntiy ishey woods only trend
frum thar korIed on Smith ov her Qnipmeni bursr.
hart hsr bursrs orscers IL korsd Smith, smith snsser
wos doun on sheywood. he SEA b. !. ~ darued Gns
smoak he'd brHed out or thsr roane sales rhspe
top Sales Top gaiunt Sales he blseysd Their
ships wood git erioug farster vthous Their ingpx
them. Their der No, that he'd bin tcudsnsd ~ b. g.
he'd sailed tu ryo Jsnytp tes das witAs~s N<r
sor SNEAK mile hi
MIs.ur Petroleum, thst Kounydoor II slssp so
iWis ov nites that ime fan awsy 70 ssds6der. that
man b. T. l. neg tnventid snsn a. prAs uyhar kols
than envy Tea enGns In tAsr wuid. srns nnd
sss ennn ~ sapp ther sgsdrana abscd an hs ingine
ssS Kit up or her dremau in thcv Un'fd taits aavey
Tier ashis shrosn overbord hua AddyrN PhaFry SUITS
squadron he's formed dig shoe IN tier mouth
sMaies ov tADberortes Their lhgsh gavyernunt Dor
poot IN or came fer dam ga sStn ur az or orsstt Ia
tner dame is cisne fur she's AVtrmsts dstgucstv
/ psvceedins
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