Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1868-12-25
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THE best illustrated paper out'-a
bank note. ... III f....
To GET out of debt, pay up-to keep
out, pay down.
FASHIONABLE funerals in Paris are tick
eted to keep out the crowd.
Mr.. GLADSTONE, the English Premier,
is the son OF shrewd Liverpool corn
merchant.
Coon literature should always gain cur
re5acy Somebody stamps this as q bad
'un. Ht ..
THEY call the Canadian legislators M.
p. p, members of the Provincial Par
lament"
WHAT sort of poetry brings tears to the
eyes of an editor -Lachrymal Oack-
rhymaD poetry
A DAUGHTER of Thomas IL. Benton is
said to be teaching q primary school in
San Francisco.
To ADAM, Paradise was home to
the good, among his descendants, home
/ is a Paradise,
SOMEBODY thinks that there are great
many facts worth meR-SbuRing, and we
agree with that individual.
THE Rev Mr.. Mlburn, the well known
blind preacher, has hopes of recovering
his sight
SAID Auber, aged Sc, when he heard of
Rossiui's death, 81 fear must begin to
feel old"
A LITTLE girl in Maine was choked to
death the other day while trying to swal-
low toy whistle.
THE sale of sharp weapons and uten.
sils, except scissors, razors, forks and
table knives, is forbidden in Cuba.
chester, Conn, where Albert Starkweath
cr killed his mother and sister.
A ROCHESTER ON. " citizen poured
kerosene over his wife, then applied the
match, but fortunately the fluid did moi
ignite.
ONE of the Jurors in the Deacon An
drews' murder trial was not allowed to &c
home to attend his sisters funeral, during
the trial
IT was not Mrs. Partington who
thought ED" must be a great newspa
per boy, because his name was attached
to so many paragraphs in the papers.
In Boston, recently, a lady fell down
stairs and broke her arm, and the surgeon
who set the broken bones, fell and broke
q rib while leaving the house.
THE Auburn Advertiser says Secretary
Seward will continue his residence in Au
burn, and that it is Frederick w. SewarC
who is to reside in New York.
THE herds of cattle roaming over tn,
prairiGs of Texas are said often to number
f thousands, and when making their way
to the watering places are not to be tritleC
with. ..
, WHAT is the difference between THE
/ when stealing and when running away
In the first instance be is an erring scamp
and in the second he is a scamperins
/ Scamp erring).
A GENTLEMAN received an unpaid let
, ter commencing " Sir, your letter of yes
! terday bears upon its face the stamp o
I falsehood" His answer was brief and t
, the purpose: "Sir, only wish your let
ter of yesterday bore upon its face
stamp of any kind"
A NORTHAMPTON, Mass, girl recently
introduced to her sister a man whom the
latter had never met or heard of before
and told her she might as well get married
now as ever, and here was the man wh'
D would make her good husband. ANT
! that same evening they were married.
! A MAN was arrested in Manchester
: England, for personating dead man, an,
, offering to vote in his place. The NAL
| was innocent and offered to prove it by hi
wife, but the magistrate, admitting tha
5 she ought to know, rejected her as q wit
: ness. Another woman was found to tes
5 ufy to his identity, and he was released.