The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1868-03-21
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Chicago employs five hundred and
eighteen lady clerks.
Queen Victoria says every third
woman in Cork is beauty.
Light colored silks will be the FASH
ion for the coming spring.
Ten thousand bachelors in New
York city cant afford to marry,
Five hundred valentines exchanged
in Madison, Wis, on Feb. 14th.
The ladies of Youngstown, Ohiu,
are taking lessons in pistol practice.
The Empress Eugenic bathes in
milk improves her complexion.
1t is said that old maids always
stop at the Mansion (man-shun) House.
AN exchange thinks domestic
young lady must be a 4" homemade "
"A New York paper says the Amer
lean girl costs more than she is worth.
One thousand unmarried women
are wanted in Colorado. Husbands
waiting.
"A lady in Cincinnati has seven
husbands living. Her address is the
city Jail,
Some one calla the time Of squces.
ing girls hands the "palny season of
life.
"A young lady is walking from
New Lisbon, Ohio, to Pittsburg for $500
and husband
Nearly two columns of female
names appear in the st. Louis Republi-
can asking for suffrage.
"A divorce was granted in Tcrre
Haute, Ind, in less than minute from
its commeEcement.
Lucy Stone don't attract very
much in Connecticut. Female suffrags
isn't very popular there.
"A couTtship OF seventeen years
duration in York, Me-, has just happily
terminated in marriage.
"A jealous husband in Cleveland
vented his resentment by chopping his
wife's piano to pieces
1t is wise remark that is is beau.
TVS privilege to kill time, and times
privilege to kill beauty.
Olive Logan says tbs only woman
who ever achieved an enviable success
as a lecturer was Mrs. Caudle.
There is but one coed wife in
town." said clergyman in the course of
his sermon, "and every married man
thinks he's got her,"
Two Springfield girls, playing leap.
year, escorted couple of gents to the
rink, offered them every attention, and
finally stole their skates
=" How long did Adam remain in
Paradise before he sinped ?" asked an
amiable wife Of her loving husband.
"Till he got wife," answered the
husband, calmly.
Thirteen Radicals in the Pennsyl-
vania House of Representatives voted
in favor of the Constitutional amend.
iment to strike the word " white" out
of the State Constitution.
The Democratic party, in the Ian.
guage Of distinguished exponent,
Judge Woodward, of Pennsylvania,
denies the right of the House to im-
peach anybody" and for the reason
that is not such House, nor such q
Senate as the Constitution requires for
the purpose.
The President has ordered General
Grant to order ex,satrap Sickles to re.
port to Gen. Hancock for duty as Colo.
mel. Sickles has been stumpins New
Hampshire Tor the despotism conspira-
tors for some time past, whilst at the
same time drawing money from the
public treasury. To serve him right,
he should be cashiered.
Thousands of Radical Office hunt.
ers are already in Washington, arraug.
ing " states" and laying plans to get
fat places under President" Ben.
Wade. These hungry dogs will wade
so far into the Golfers of the Treasury
that before next fall there will not be a
five cent shinplaster remaining of the
one hundred and fifty millions of the
gold and greenbacks now there.