Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1868-12-01
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Te Hog ish te noplest beasdt uf to hole
greashin. Wy, because him ish mosdt lik Man
in hish hapits unit his manears, unit in hish
gusdoms, unit he ish gonstrucdit on simylar
brinsebles. Him ish sosheble unit liks som-
pany, unit his liffer unit lites ish yust ik etfer-
poddy elses, unit tcy magke tenn indo puddin
unit scrappil.
Him hk toe shleap goot teal, unit he dond
wandt toe vurk, unit he dakes awl he gan git
Him ish nod revenshtool him dond kare if
you max butscher meat out ufuwl hish trends,
so long ash yu gil him awl te scraps. Tc
Hog ism uf awl cullers, mosht bardicularlee
whidte unit plack. Him grows so heily ash
him gan, unt him lils dill he dyes if ne pc
not silk NIT tie nile, or run ufcr mil Il waggin.
Him ish CALLED Sow ven he ish she won,
unit has pigs pooty often. Te voyce uf te
Hog ish loud unit sharbP lik u hiredt pianner
unit it yushalle grundts when id waudts too,
spcshale ven him ish huncry for suuiiuks
toe cad, or gids hims he'd fasht unter gait
lie Hog gan sthand tc coldt Wrist rade if
he gan lay in te tung pile, unit tc heat gan
nod mudsch drubblc him if he gan lay in te
mudputtle.
To Hog ish nad.f uf Moo Churseo, unit
he hash prisseis awl ofer him Uim will cad
anydinks, unit dond kare if it ish goot. Ven
he gids so fad he gan no more standt ub, ten
goot, bud hims toes ish too sharb thad id ouds
him throde oben. He ish pooty hclthee unit
habby INCLINED.
Te Hog ish tie mosdt usefoolest aunymul
tad ish got up. uims shkin images sattieaap
vor ritin on horsepac NIT. TIE prissels magin
wide wash unit bainters brushes, unit schu-
makers SEWN threds. Hims insite mage fur
stuifin sawsitch unit plud putin Hins feet
ish geot piggled init sowcr tinker unit pebber
spise; unit hims head magin goot shease.-
uims jaw ish tirsh radc snokin unit billet nit
sbinnidSh. lie tuDg uf TEN ish goot nit
salted unit schmoken, when id isE billet cold,
unit to tales ish nod bat nit stew Him hash
got too hindt lcck fur hams, unit too front
vons fur shelters, unit tcy ish Mise frite unit
billet NIT coppitch. Te polly pardt unit te
sites is ferry goot NIT salitid toe piliug init
sower croudt, unit l ken cad till dye.
Tie Hogs fat ish galledt Lardt unit images
a pig tub fool. Id ish goot toe greash hear
nit, ven you pud in sum schmel goot sinnymon,
and fore shordt caik id cannot bee peat a
goot menny .gendeiment maik pig fortshune
manyfagduring tie bestcst pure olif oil oud uf
hogs lardt, unit it is mulch peter ASH te
chenyuine ardikil. Hogs plooi IMAGES tc ride
kindt uf plood putin ven he cuds ub sum
juuks uf iadt nit him Hims hardt ish goot
toe lcckture in tie colIitdge; tie vindtbipe
makish Vissel fur tie poys to plo nit, unit
hish bladter gan be put in schnuf. Te hoofs
gan mage schmal tooth comps to kodge wad
for ish in yure he'd; tie poues gan pc groundt
ub vor guanno mayneuer, unit hish marrow
gan kure te rumatis. Him ish got no horns,
or els you gan use tenn too.
Sum pepol say tad to Bulls ish te besdt
usefool annymul, fur tad yu gan do so mutch
NIT him too, unit git millick pcstes from te
she won. Now dis ish lye, fore wad kindt
uf scrappie gan bulls naik Unit him ish
nod goot fore blink in te pot nit sower croudt.
Te Hog gan pc millict too, if yu wandt toe
do it to him unit mapee his miilick ish lirsd-
rade. l nod trynk him, cannot nuddink say
Poys ish te naduril ennemy uf te Hogs, unit
tey rites on him hoss pack, unit pulls te
prissels ouden te pagshin, unit peldts him NIT
bricstones, unit seds te togs a bidin ad him.
TIE Hog ish nod fur quarelsum him nod fides
pack ad tc poys, pud him yust run away so
tasdt ash he gan walk, widch ish goot
egsambIe vor utter Cristins too imidade
TIE Hog ism nod prowds, like utter mems.
Him neter tispise anutter TOns pecaus tad ish
poor. If he Ifs in fine pen mate oud
ut moo siaPs, unit haf his feetins oud uf Mise
trof, mt If ne gids blendy uf korn to cad.
he yust ackdt te same to te meanesd lifin
hogs so If nudding habbeu TIE Hog ish
SStiJ speaSlh, pud sumdlmes ne
push town te par Tense unit gid in unit rood
up te gartin, pud dis ish yousdt only to illus
tradin tie berfuroidee uf youman nadure, who
ish bronze doe er ash tie fire sparcks to fly
upsite town.
| Hogs ish a ferry iudellechend annymuls,
/ unit will suue lern to folier a schmal poy ven
he carries pale uf schwil or pag uf corne.
Him gan pc teaged toe du grade menny
| tlngs, pud he y1st ash leaf nod too. Daibatis,
tie Greasin flosOfer, menshins a case uf hog
wad gan pla carts, unit plo on fude, uut
schmoke bipes, unit reat brindet Iedders, unit
walck on hims hint lecks, unt schleap on 4
fetter biller bolsder.
will gifts yu sum udder chabders anudder
time negst Beag.
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