The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1868-11-26
FzCTs AND FzgCrEs.

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81 + FS-sIssFuz q efElee,- ! az.,ast
yon,' said a sherifto aswild chap the
N Z 4irt9ef II now, Nj. Sheriff hssia,s You yta
don't pretend there is any virtue either x.
i'm you E5ti'o or your your Office, surely. I could
tell things about you to prove that :.
there is no virtue in you" l'i' a'o Z
- The greatest man is he who chooses
the right With invincible resolationya
who resists the sotest temptations q
from within and without, who bears Z
the heaviest burdens ieheerfally9 who %
is caIhnest in the eSstorms and most fear Ia
less under menace and frownsj whose 81
reliance on truth, onevirtue, on God;
lis most CbGtaiag. Z1o74 .-
q IT isoa goodthing toaaind your OWN
business, but there )are nanyIpeeple3a q
in this world who will not permit you
to do so. ~ T.oi u
i ",MIkE, if you meet "a, tell 4 him, him to
make hassstqeer hfassstqeerpa2 TOT ssfov 7sG qysu OHIO
l. s ffffSpre, an I will, said Mike, g but .
what shall 1 tell him if 7 I don't mate 4,
him,??i"o ,??ior5t ,.o al - IN, ..,.-,-n;....,
/ -AeeEREAIN DOCTOR asked Diogones.
which he1thought the best way to die,
when the sage philosopher replied
EfSuEely, you might have learned that
much from your patients: =. t''.. . , ~,
I ARspRDlg1EsAPrrl To attempt to bor==.,
row money on the plea Of Of extreme fFlfr n h
poverty. ., .,o. ,,,,.-s;s,,-f -
IL IL Judge jag sSPi 81 peoples copies ppisty By their
attendance at church. ~ ~ -:
| | To keep your clerks on miserable !,
salaries and wonder at their r6bbing
you, -...... - 80
70 make nal your our servants sa " tell lies for
you, and afterward be angry at them,
/ because they lie for themselves: -
| Totell your secrets, and believe 9TH
er people wifi keep them. 2'2 10 d'7as.
| A man often, goes where he has no :
business to be, because he has no BUS: =,
tness where he ought to besaaaIe<> taa, ~
The highest. luxury of. which, the,
human mindis sensible is to, call smiles,
upon the face Of misery. i.Tag adj s,a,,
If half the pains were taken by some
people, to perform the labor allotted to
them, that are taken by them to idu6id
lit, we should hear much less said about
1.-THE troubles Of life, and see much more
IIactuaily completed 3sf{ ''7fi * sfl
4..eWel1, Robert how much did your
pig weigh ?" at didn't weigh as
much as I expected, and I always
thought it wouldn't "''' Ta'''W 9d4 fhh'
i AT wedding the other day, one Of
the guests, who was often little ab-.'
minded, observed gravely, SfI
have remarked that there have been
more women than men married this
year. "i.,'>' ''..... O. y .s' -'.i''
i A little boy, on coming home from
church where he had seen a person
performing on an organ, said to his
mother ,@Oh, mamma, / wish You
/ had been at church to-day to see the
/ fun; "a man was pumping music out Of
1 du O1u
r There is this difference between
warrior and an infant: One is under
arms, while the other is in arms. 'i't
Il ANCIENT BUT GooD.-A lady was
travelling in a stage coach with q
troublesome barking dog on her lap.
] A gentleman, fellow passenger, COM
81 ,1 ~ = X = lIE IlejEUA~
s.Deair: II me sir!', exclaimed the lady,
with an air of establishment; az Twon-
I der You complain of my dog; every
body admires It: it is a real PsttAUtait."
! 'I don't complain of your Peruvian
a6g MAIN, but I wish he would give
Us less of his Peruvian 5arE.a' 50 sat
THINGS LOST FotREaE5yV II L EeRRl I-Lost wealth
may d be restored by industry the
! wreck Of health restored by temper
anee; !; forgotten knowledge: restored
BY study ;alisnated friendship s6othed
into .forgetfliness even ffoir:ffe1ted rep1-
tation won BY patience and virtue.
But who ever again looked upon his
vanished hours, recalled his slighted
iyears, stamped them with wisdom, Or
efaoed from the-ree6rd OF eternity tho.
Pfearflll blot of wasted time? ?aa7Tf Taf
r A merry man being laughed at for
wearing a short cloak, replied aIt win
: be long enough fore I get another,
:, soMEBeDY made a hit the other day,
when he.said that in 1776 we went to
war on account Of the stamp act and
got the Niger and in 1861 we went
to war about the niger and got the
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E IS DIR. johnson compared plaintiff and
t defendant in an action at lsw,l5 to two
5 men ducking their, heads in a,bucket,
/. and daring each other, to remain, the
a longest under water .9Isas1 edi nj
ltfdFoM Mo0RHy writing to Miss Godfrey
/ says,J :a.Iiwihi send you an epitaph
3 that will make YOU, laugh if you peYer
t heard it before :6f sanaiI haitra5sg
p Here lies John Shaw 6,,,H
Attorney -at-Law.
ftbh 1"i''2 And whe1i he died, sa
The devilcEied, II shw
--knaiIo,1nti 5.tGive us pour paw ,,5 81
| John Shaw;
i Attorney !at-Eaw.''d iay saa
! THOSE who lie. upon roses while
f young, are apt to lie opon thorns when
= old & sAnd thousands who have doWpy
.jipiNows nirchildhood have no pillows
d knt adj in,later years, .,fcisaj29T .lasH
a4oo AN Irish soldier who came ever
e with General Moore, beingaskedeifhe
n met with much hospitality Noiland,
II "O,i yes, ,'lrepliedt die; 4'tou mach; dCSas
,ft in theihaspitat almost sail the htinra 1
d4 was5there.s siosqeo iaHf al Hildyq AIS
p ~Here's to our a6Aent .friHdss f.said