Des Arc weekly citizen., 1868-05-02
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SALlIAGgSDE.


 aSS- Bad habits well pursued betimes, may reach the dignity of crimes.
 gSs-Those who wrong others gener- ally slander the to cover their own infamy.
 BGy~Never dispute with ainan who is more than 70 years of age; nor with woman, nor an enthusiast.
 Never court favor of the rich by fiattering either their vanitics or VI ces.
 s4y@ Never resent supposed injury until you know the views and motives of the author.
 Ea Never think less of another on account of his differing with you on political or religious subjects.
 Bay Always take the part of an absent person who is censured in company, so far as propriety will allow,
 a6y-None but the well-bred man knows how to confess fault, or ae knowledge himself in an error.
 pssA If you do things what you should not, you must hear things that you should not.
 Bsg Never ridictle sacred things, or what others may esteem as such, how ever absurd they may appear to you.
 say@A man set his son to studying law, because he said he was such a tricky little rascal, and he wanted to humor his chief talent.
 RrBen. F Rice, who abseonded from Kentucky, after squandering large amount of his clients money, is one of the Senators elect of Arkansas.--Louis- vile Courier.
 Bag When a man and woman are made one by a aclergymaD, the question is which is THE ONE? Sometimes there is long struggle between them before this matter is finally settled.
 bsS~A little four-year old child, in Portland, told his father he was a fool. On being reprimanded by his mother, and required to say he was sorry, he toddled np to the insulted parent and exclaimed; Papa, I'm sorry you's B fool.'
 R~ There is young lady in Brook lyn, so refined in her language that she never uses the word "blackguard', but substitutes African sentinel"
 w~~- S.vvrs-rFs, '*,s~--ss s,.e S,s sss, s.s~. reasoning, the mother of knowledge, the breath of the soul, the commerce of the heart, the bond of friendship, the nourshment of content, and the occupa- ton of men of wit,
 aeSrOf all the qualifications human nature can enjoy, and of all the delight it is formed to impart none is equal to that which springs from q long and tried mutual affection. The happiness which arises from conjugal felicity is capable of withstanding the attacks or time, grows vigorous in age, and ani- mates the heart with pleasure and de- light when the vital fluid can scarcely force a passage through it.
 s@s~ Sam. Slick says: If you want son not to fall in love with splendif- erous gal, praise her to the skies, call her an angel, say she is a whole team and horse to spare, and all that. When the critter sees her he is again disap- pointed, says-"Well, she is handsome, that's fact; but she is not so very, very everlastin', after all.' Nothing damages a gal, or preacher, like over- praise. A hoss is one of the onlicst things in natur' as is helped by it.
 es-A waggish journalist, who is off, ten merry over his personal plainness tells this story of himself; q went to the chemist tho other day for dose of morphine for sick friend. The assis- tsnt objected to give it to me without a prescription, evidently fearing that intended suicide. "Pshaw P said I ''do look like man who would kill him. self?" Gazing steadily at me moment, he replied, q don't know. It seems to mo if looked like you, I should be greately tempted to kill myself"