Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1868-07-17
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Inan Of am irishman. Standing at depot,
thinking q" qua fH"- -''7o ln' Aa-. -'''
"as Pat reply
" haI j. rho dIaerra.. haJu,,aa girl aula
4ight-rlp3 un~ Is bonn o. cd. rlr "-hr, Is
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oil lady r4.di,,,. ,t. .,s.,a,pt of d. .i.-.ll,.
...i-..et old lawyer N, wa said TO he ttc f.
rbe- .f rbe New York lar. ,,claimci ..pa..
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\ htj.' hoy retainin- "'inr NOM "a" '.'-'
school. -aia i' his mother "h mere
sltly-rhi>ll Tor ht'' boys. ihi- c''-.'-''i''' j.
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r. Win th. uiaid the locg tries,
Aud -9unc-s write, % lulil'> eyc-.
>ho like. rcrs but, cruel whim-
~he still appears a-r.rse 20 him.
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--ur as that 1T the younger Weller. while re-
covering i''lL ID" i''''h VI ~. ~
note from e. friend r1uched In the following Ia-
comic terms ..>am-u-eli' The reply came
promptly H b' same 'Il'i ''''
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assembly 'oln some pretty Iiaii 7',Ii'- %. .I'
ignorance % uiNlhlly 7'uicn'' 'Ie ODD l"'
candidates, n reply 70 a request ll rtIhe
&c hypothesis, sand It was 4" machine Tor
raising water . and another gave as dctn-
itiuu. Something that happens % a man aft
-r hi- death" The examiner sud he was
mistakeu-that was "hvp1thrneu-c.
W li'h li!e nli''9' I'll" ,'-e M. '.- 90 ',i'
.ng AZ canning lappet propelled 10y internal
clock-W1rk. Against the assertion that tne
.ianc"r- were women they argued In tins way
"'hina-women wearee coat, Mellca women
.yrarec coat. all women Wcaree coat. ballet
iris NJ ,yearee coats. because hc steam him
,-D Finally convinced 5f their error they
md, .l,,,orops call G,. arara ,.ia-sa-
P'' IDEA "i sympathy was . Coca "lr- ne
Lad long been trying to get Bridget 10 give
niIn q parting kiss. Finally, as q la-J rs-1rt
he turned away saving
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mt Il bit GUY 1l your 7"ile 'neeH- anu l'
iale aS II V d IKE 10 nave me ''' -'iItt
sympathy. be labers
"Ah, Patrick, You know my weakness
Take q piecc. bat be sure and lave il 20 that
Iop can take IL AGAIN when We come go
4..tvli-b y5unc New Yorker who afa-a.7-
81 m -ba s-ree-s IF San rrou.i..,, Gar fba
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nice t'",S man just 'i'Hi We ava "'- ~ ~
Heei on NOM Tshiefy-a.- lie eln'' 'it HIS
,oat-tall cnded "helt thc Lll vi Il "ei-7i'l-
80 GORILLA hegin=' ana ms iighi pants gave 20
ms small legs (Which terminated M Trniigs'as
vans the appearance o. a. couple oi broom
sticks springing out Of molssc- key The
Young gal who ~Cils bOuquet- On the conner Of
i9svL3r ,iovd him with an sdoirinr ar. re-
frsrEino that he looked .s,yoetly ualtv
Wo>n,ai,.L Drsco,HEl.-pr MISSION. 81
iuhurn. \. l.. has discovered ~P0aa1eat
C.re Tor Cqiirrh' that is relieving thousands
,h. md l,,.aIa, discouraged with u--u. -nutf-
nd ,au-;ir .lution. Il Is -ali'bvaI druggists
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