The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-09-11

If a HUMBUC,

IF A HUMBUC,
What . wonder
That the doors
Are open widej
Ever since the
First OF August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call u humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not aoquaint,
For they always
lave been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up fActs
A. high % mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
IL always humbug.
Men OF science
Full Of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, free Of cost, over ten
ham square. Il. Y. Tor lie removal and cur. Of iii
manner OF pain and disease. The ONCE ID con.
SANITY crowded with patients, rain or shine. Ev.
cry person who buys Pain Pant or tries II free Of
cost. knows that all who call II humbug tell q
falsehood.
We want no poison In our lips,
No pills TO swallow down
We want no burning linlments
In city, county, town.
Newant to know the laws of hoalth,
We want to shun diseases
We want few doctors bills to pay,
Or undertakers' fees.
We know all pills have had their day.
That physic Is decclsi
The lancet and the bloody bowl
We never more shall greet.
We Know our tomaens were not maue
,ruts iS.tInSt sSuPn sr ths hstsiul dose
A TREMBLING MAN.-TnERE IS A MAN
~ whose hand does not tremble, but handles .
brush Nth asatsry ana lay; n. lhs Xxx bov,
men and women. by the HUNDREDS every Gay ana
evening. lie removes pain ~ II by magic, OF any
name or nature, whether chronic or acute, from
BroSen down trembling patients arc sent By the
officers OF hospitals 70 WOLCOTT'S ONCE. No. i7o
Chatham Square, N. Y, and all pain 10 removed
for every application nee Of expense, without
Of the mesnest tenement house. or for the owners
Of brown stone and marble palaces OF ruin Ave
nue. All, all are treated alike. and each wall their
turn for an sPpicston o. t.a! WOn ,n na m1ss!y
yanishes instantly, as u commanded by super;
natural agent The scepter OF me Kingdom Q,
pain Is broken under the toucn OF the oIusn' an
cfunDles Hho u epluets Woot whe'o 1890 - -
IT'S victim with an Iron grasp Tor score OF years
Hundreds OF ply sicians have witnessed the ope.
rations with establishment, and those who expected
10 scoh and laugh, returned 70 pray. y hct0ry
in brooklyn and the offco In New YORK 70 driven
10 It's utmost capacity day and night. The DOG.
tors friends urge him to double the price ~ once
but the doctor, with an emphatic No, settles the
matter. Tho people shall have II, and everybody
ese for Is cents, 80 cents, 81, s., -, ana 10 per
bottle, and can select what size they please
Those who are able Will certainty pulchase wy
largest Sizes for they contain sixteen OF the aolar
bottles, and hold enough TO drive pain headlong,
instead OF small bottle that removes pain only
by inches.
Or. WOLC0TT Is o man OF business. lie hss
been In the same ONCE nearly six years and foiks
know Just where to hnd him.. lie has no time 70
visit race courses or base ball matches- haIdly
time 10 snatch a lunch. People OF common sense
know that he means lust what he says. lie has
g. ,nneh honor to maEs a single 1Aise statement.
toU nuon hvoi " ~. nv .,.te he .nccs.s he Ia Al.
US hSeness ~ ~ W ~. M. IA stsndar ri ram
Ieaay NSdiiIf nTssn mnixspssiv natronired
o,.sts,,h and caids In the head which Is TO day
ipr cshrn anu 0o'as ~ ,siI.hIs ,smsdv for that
tue ony iosu.s Sn n.S aonn,s,nt StiiI more.
,oa.noomo yu 81, sha "NMJTII rT0P IN nints. IN.
nc no" Pun wy ma mstss Il one quarter
seaa y nSy pn'si e Iau liz has cnrcd INV the
;. nu h,s n,ndc,ns nat univ thousands
os .Imo., honaisss cssss nj catarrh hut hundreds
or veal neryes. Many n man whose hands trem.
Mad IN sncb degrec That II was impossible 10
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