The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-09-24

tion of his whcreabSuts, how to terrify
him, what sums to demand, and at what
time his salary wa due. He was re-
lieyed from his pnrsuers. The large
sums he had paid were not refunded.
His spirits We're broken, and he has
never recovered his position. He will
die q victim Of black -mailing. 49, 49,.
To Ladies and 0entlemen. All about
4f@r.....a. Kis9ing. ~-#.,.
A lady furnishes one of our exchanges
full history Of kissing-"how to do it,
and how not to do n, - which we rcpub-
lish- for the benefit or all concerned" =,
people will kiss, yet not one In q
hundred know how to ertrescs bliss FROM,
lovely lips no more than they know
how to make diamonds out Of charcoal,
and yet 1t is easy at least for us.
'This little item IL not alone for
young beginners, but for the many who
get at 1t like hunting coon or ~shelling
corn. First, know when you are to
kiss, Don't make mistake, although
mistakes may be good. Don't jump up
Ikea trout for fly, and smack wo-
man on the neck or OH the ear, or on
the nose, or slop over her waterfall, or
bonnet ribbon, in haste to get through.
The gentleman should h- little the
tallest. He should have clean face, a
kind eye, and mouth full Of express
sion instead of tobacco. Don't kiss ev-
erything, including nasty little dogs,
male and female. Don't sit down to it
stand up. Need not be anxious to get
in crowd.
1.-TWO persons are plenty to corner
and catch kiss. More persons spoil the
sport. 1t won't hurt any after you are
used to it. Take the left hand of the
lady in your right hand. Let your hat
60 to-any place out Of the way. Throw
the left hand gently over the shoulder
of the lady, and let the hand fall down
on the right side toward the left. Don't
be in hurry. Draw her gently to your
loving heart. Her hand will fall lightly
on your shoulder, and handsome
shoulder-strap it makes! Don't be in
hurry. Send little life down your left
arm and let it know its business. Her
left hand is in your right, let there be
no expression to that-not like the grip
of vice, but a gentle clasp full of eiec-
tricity, thought and respect. Don't be
in d hurry. Her head lies carelessly on
your shoulder; you are nearly heart to
heart! look down into her half-closcd
eyes! Gently, yet manly, press her to
your bosom. Stand firm, and Provi-
dence will give you strength for the Or
deal. Be brave, but don't be in hur-
ry. Her lips almost open! lean lightly
forward with your head, not the body.
Take good aim. The lips meet-the
eyes close-the heart opens, the soul
rides the storms, troubles and sorrows of
life don't be in hurry! heaven opens
before you, the world shoots from under
your feet as meteor flashes across the
evening sky; don't be afraidD the
nerves dance before the first created al
tar Of love as . zephyr dances with the
dew trimmed fiowers-the heart. fOrgets
its bitterness the art of kissing is
learned
"No noise, no fuss, no fluttering and
squirming, like II hook-impaIcd worm.
kissing don't hurt; and it don't require
u stamp to make it legal, Don't jab
down Oh Il beautiful mouth as If spear
ing for frogs! Do not muss the hair,
scratch down her collar, bite her cheek,
squibble her rich ribbons and leave her
mussea, rumpled and flummixed! Don't
grab and yapk the lady as if she was
struggling colt! Do not flavor your
kisses with onions, tobacco, gin cock
tails. lager beer, brandy, ETC., for mud
ding kiss is worse than the itch to
delicate, sensible woman.
"rhere now is your receipt for it."
Many years ago two brothers, Captain
Nathaniel Smith, of Gloucester, and
Captain Ammi II. Smith, of Ipswich,
made many voyages in the European
trade. 1t had so happened that while
Luc Ollc WAS III nome the OInCr WOuIu De
abroad, and they had not seen each 9TH
er for several years. One morning in
the middle Of the broad Atlantic, two
ships sighted each other, one steering
east and the other west, with a good
breeze. The usual preparations were
made for speaking, the sails were thrown
aback, and there, trumpet in hand stood
the two brothers, face to face, each OH
his own quarterback. Affectionate
greetings, with the tidings from abroad
and the thrice welcome news from home
were exchanged, and after cordial wish
es for each Others prosperity, the YES
sells filled away and stood upon their
courses. They did not meet again, at
sea or on shore, for some years after
ward.
For the Advertiser.
Messrs. Etlifo,s.-As friend Of reform,
having heard Mr.. Hughes discourse on
the 18th inst, would like to |
ask him, or any other man, through |