Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1868-04-10

What time is that which. spelt forward
and backward is the same7 Noon.
When is = man justified in calling bis wife
honey? When she is bee loved.
Why is gaivanic battery Ike murder
Because il is shocking affsir.
Niggleby agrees with the popular saw
that charity begins At home and he keeps
1t there.
A girl with ringing laugh" caused an
alarm Of FIRE ia Peoria, They took her fo:
belle.
A Baltimore clergyman Is Iecturinc on the
advantage Of ths modern dance" A
sprigh.ly fellow.
What female recluse is that whose name
read backward and Harvard is the same
Non.
Sketch from fashionable lite Morning
call, Saturday. lst lady-Do you intend
going 10 church to>morrow, dear? I'd LADY
We'll, dear, that entirely depends upon N
bonnet. x
II it NOS, clearly demoussrabls 3 'she
Gypsies derive their origin frpm Egypt be,
cause they are low cussed ,locust) brood
Men, in looking At the faults Of women,
should shut their eyss.
A man set his son TO studying Law, be-
cause be said be was such tricky little ras
cal, and he wanted to hrmor his chief tai,
ent.
These are loving times, wLcn everything
is as dear as il can be.
Woman is the only tyrant that man should
not resist
To learn the value VI money, try to bor>
row.
What can you not name without breaking
is? Silence.
Who ever heard Of woman with pretty
ankles and whole stockings. complain Of We,
sidewalks and muddy crossings?
Patrick told his sweetheart be g Could no.
slape for draining Of her."
Tho young lady who called ct book
store for Drake on Attachments, vas dissp-
pointed TO find it mere law-nook
You may jake when you please, If you are
careful 70 please when vou Joke.
Why do birds in their lit;,e nests agree !?
Because they'd fai. out If they didn't.
What sculpture is to block Of marble,
education Is TO the human soul. M
The country pays more for alcoholic drinks
than for al IFS colleges and schools.
Katy, have you laid the table cloth and
plates yet?'' An sure / have men,
everything but the eggs and ism; tLat Bid
dy's work, snrely?"
81 wishr said an ;rate lasyer, you
would pay little more attention to what l
say" II am" answered the witness, "pav-
ing as little as ean.v
10 prosperity, prepare for . change. In
adversity, hope for one.
A young woman's fancy il Ike the moon,
which changes continually, bet always ha. o
msn in it. s
Why is dogs tail grea. novelty: Be-
cause no one ever saw il before.
While ten men watch for chances, one
man makes chances while ten men wait for
something to turn mp one turns something
up % while ten fail, one succeeds and Is
called . man Of luck. the faToriie of fortune.
There il no luck like pluck, and fortune
most favors those who are most indifferent
TO fortuue. a Ef E.
lsn'ta woman wet enough with catarAc.
in her eye. waterfall on her head, creek
in her back forty springs in her skirt, high
tied'shoes, and notion in her head?
Women often goto tie destruction of their
husbands' fortunes through b~y-ways.
s Greeley says the man who pays more for
his shop rent than for advertising, don't
know hfs business.
A techy husband told his wife they could
not agree, and must divide the house. "very
weli,r said she, " you take the outside"
Bobby, Why don't your mother sew up
your trousers?" '.'Causs she's at the yes>
try, sewing fer the heathen."