The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1868-05-21
NUMBER 3S.
Plum and pnancy.

should hare but one man in it.
In game of cards good deal depends
on good playing, and good playing depends
on good deal.
There is no dungeon so dark and dismal
as the mean mans mind.
When is clock en- the stairs danger
Gus? When it runs down.
When does mans hat become compass
sionate? When it has Jett for him.
It is stated that the census embraces
seventeen millions of woman. Jerusalem
Wouldn't it be nice to be census!
Women are said to have stronger attach
ments than meD 1t is not so. a man il
often attached to an Old hat but did you
eser know of q woman's having an attach
mert to al old bonnet? Echo answers.
Never"
In the story of the courtship Of loving
couple, after all had been arranged and
the time fixed, the narrator says, "Here
their lips came together aud the report
which followed was like pulling horses
hooi out Of the mire."
There are two things which you should
BOT borrow-trouble and a newspaper.
IN early spring-jumping on. Of bed
At o'clock ia the morning.
Query: Is man who has made fool
of himself to be considered self made
man
Loves young dream often turns out 10
be the night mare.
Au Irisbuaau says be can Sc Go earthly
reason Why women should not become
medical men.
4 gentleman was about completing
The sale cf horse which he was very an2-
ious to dispose Of, when little urcllia
appeared and innocantiy inquired, Grand
pa, which horse you goiag to sell-ihs.
one you built fire under yesterday to make
him draw" The bargain was at an end.
A man who was dining st restaurant,
being annoyed a. The .horbiant bill, ask
ed the waiter who brought it, lis mastcrs's
name Partridge. sir" was the reply.
{. Pa,ridgew exclaimed the guest lit
ought to be Woodcock 10y the length ot his
bill"
"Now then, sir, roarcd an angry attor-
ney to dull witness, ''will you tell ne
which is the oidest-you or your brotherF'
&" lie is the oldest now, hut ii live three
years longer, We sl.all both be OF az age"
il servant girl tod her master, tie 9TH
er morning, that she was about TO give
his wife warning and quit the house.
4" Happy girl would that could give her
warning too responded ths iDdiscriba-
be brute.
A lawyer cnce said to his client-ap OH
oifender,-" Did yoa really ccmmi: this
horrible crime?" YES, aud what wa,
great deal worse, I vas fool enough to
get caugh. at il"
An invoice lately received from Canada.
at one Of the Vermont eustou-houses' sta
ted, 1.-THE pine box addressed to -,
contains one corpse, of no commeEcia. val
ue."
A merchant on comparing goods
with tie invoice found il all right ex-
cept hammer less than the invoice "Oh.
don't be troubled" said the Irish porter,
" sure the nasur took il to open the hogs
head with"
=" You say, Mr. Snooks, that you tsw
the plaintiff leave the house. Was it in
haste?" Yes, sir" DO you know
what caused the haste ?" I'm not sar-
tin, but l think it was the boot OF Mr.
Stubbs, the gentleman he boards with"
a. That will do. Clerk, cal! the next wit
ness"
--Beecher and Bailou once upon . time,
says the narrator, met to CON- fare Caivau-
ism aud Universals:n Both were bible
men. and each came armed with texIual
missiles. After several apostolic blows
from each, shrewdly parried by the otner,
Dr. Beecher opened TO the ninth Pain
and read :. The wicked shall be turned
into hell, and all the nations that forget
God" There. sir, the wicked arc in
hell get them ont, if You can" Hosea
Balou, calm as summers morn .ng, point
ing to the 20ih chapter of Johns Revela-
tion, read " Death anj hell delivered up
the dead which were in them" There"
said Father Ballou. :" they are out; get
them in again if you can"
A Western paper says that the editor
of its rival sheet was skating recently and
broke through the ice. He went in up 10
his ears, but the hole was not large enough
to let him through. lie was rescued from
his perilous position.
The Ohio ref prm farm near Lancaster,
has ITO acres. There are over 900
boys, mostly criminals, who behave well,
who are engaged in growing small fruits,
aud their returns last year, after having
all they wanted to eat, exceeded 81 GOO.