The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1868-06-17
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Brevities.
- match game-Matrimony.
Eugenic is--whisper it-forty-two.

No better YentiIstors thus far have beea
found than old-fashioned open fireplaccs.
If picture is well hung, does it follow As |
matter Of course that it is well executedl |
Two thousand dollars was paid for the
noral decorations at a recent fashionable |
wedding, in New York. 49, - -
What christian knights do life-best men
resembles Crusaders (crews aiders).
True greatness never seeks to eulogize it.
self 1t knows too well its own nttlGness.
France has 81, $50, sIs inhabitants.
Idleness is hard work for those who are
no, used 70 it, and dull work for those who
are. PSI haaEd4t! IVlSa iili;i1 4
In April over twenty-five thousand tons
of goal were shipped from Youngstown, o.,
aud an equal quantity consumed in the works
at that place.
Which of Mr.. Dickens works is hardest
20 go throughf No Thoroughfare.
Why is coquette like miserl Because
She never gives assent
Sentimental chemistry = Dissolving in
tears. ....
That to do a man a favor and then refuse
another won't make him twice as mad as if
you had refused him st first
That when a man presents you a hound
pup the gift viii cost you nothing.
Thst Ylsn you buy on credit, knowing
very well Jcu win not be able to pay, it is
not stealing.
That next year the taxes are to be lighter.
That every other man is bound to dio ex-
cepl you
That you-can play -draw-poker and lose
just 50 much and no more.
That there is one way, known only to
yourself, to break faro bank.
That when you buy horse he win be GER
tam to turn out as represented.
That if you always say what you think,
you will win the regard of the entire COM
muniiy.
The world of the young is the domestic
circle; all beyond is fabulous, unless brought
homo to them by comment.
bright urchin, bound to make his wsy
in the world, says che has sorI above
Why is public speaker, who is about
winding up his address, like boy who has
done violence to his wsrdrobe3 Because
he's toward his close oored his clothes).
A.farmer IN Southampton Va, has con
traetedIto sen the crop of ten-aere straw
berry patch for ten thousand dollars
Whaling voyages do not always pay. Two
vessels rsSently arrived at New Bedford,
whnsc voyages Involved loss of seventy
Thousand dollars TO their owners.
hitakes an amount equal to an assess
ment of one dollar on every inhabitant of
New York City to keep Central Park IN ord
er. and very few srudge the money.
The profession of a parson is said TO be
sooner learned than that of physician, be-
cause it is 40 much easier 10 preach than to
practice.
The reason why whales fres.,-1at the North
Pole is probably because they supply the
northern lights, with oil.
An old maxim says, keep him at least
three PAGES distant who hates music and the
laugh of child"
The way to pleaserA lady is to let her dc
as she pleases. A pleased lady is always
agreeable. Husbands and others should
make a large seized mem. for reference and
sundry other purposes.
A lively urchin accosted travelling dealer
on Broad Street, the other day, and cried,
in an earnest voice, SNIr.-, please give
me an apple; my brother goes with your sis
ter! -. He'll do.
An exchange would like US to tell him
what kind of a broom the young lady in the
late novel used, when she swept back the
raven ringlets from her classic brow.
4 Brookiyn butcher, previous to his dc.
cease, arranged to have a hearse with fou
plumgd horses and a band of music at hi.
funeral. His widow gratified him.
4 machine has been invented for gather.
ing and huslSing corn, and at the same time
cutting down the stalks-an by horse pow.
eT.
In America private carriages arc always
painted black and the streets look as if ev,
cry body was going to funeral. In Eu-
rope one secs carriages of all colors.
Umbrella dealers say that the present sea
son is one of the most charming they have
ever known What is a shower of rain tc
people in general as shower of greenbacll'
Ito them.
A Iadyevas urged by her friends to marry
widower, and as.ar argument they spoke
of his two beautiful children ''Children, y
replied the lady, ''are like toothpicls. a
person wants her own"
The BANGoR Vino tells of three young
men who while ON fishing excursion met a
bear WITH three cubs. Having no gun, eacl
threw his coat over the head of a cub, and
brought IL off captive, while the old one cs-
capped in to the woods.
''when," asked an Irishman, of farmer
'.arc We in dangerous company r. and ar
swered, ''whin yer among the HAY THIN. ,
A recent toilet of Mrs. Ronalds in Paris
was maize tulle BoUILLoNSE and tunic OF
the same looped up from R.NIEEs, and fast
ened by bouquet of Parma violets and white
nsrcisst A bouquet at the side of the dod-
ice was composed of similar flowers.
The Gardiner Journal says that as the
people of Somerset Mills, Me-, bave no set
tied preacher, they meet. in their hall on
Sunday, and take turns IN reading sermon
As sn secis are represented, and all stand g
fair chance to preach such doctrines as they
please; the meetings are very. pleasant.
Az unfortunate Dschel0E, IN the northern
t.ort of New Hslnpshirc who had made