The Sweetwater forerunner. [volume] (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1867-1869, 1868-07-16
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When LADY indulgcS in yawn or two
~ gentleman is justified in guessing that
his hat is needed On his head, and that
the best side Of the. door isNthe outside.
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..rowor or P;xan ~ ''' 1''o
..Vcs - ra,nondod . w,r m,vitb MI, d;r
ference; that is tower in Italy, while this
is II tower in grease"
,.orit.LIo story i tollof . hrioA41;t
Ho aII ,rGn ,lt,nJno Snnd,'. u " g Sf]oI i' ~" f,,,
tbo fr.s t;,,o ;r.y o.,,oJ ,.vvto - ,ront ;nta 't
tLo Hons Jo' % Thn cb;Id onro,r;nl.
nugllcd tbc tcocbor commnncoJ inoIl;ne
to aid the child's memory, "D-a-n-" Il
know now," exclaimed she, sit was Dan
Rice"
It trolated that jersey man, gather
irc mn,Lrnnms w,s ia tI,ar ,roro nn;s
,nons mo mTLanI, vou y Io roJJlioJ 81 f'n ",,
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In the harbor OF San francisco wave
struck fishing boat, and overheard went
tWo disciples OF Ike Walton. Some par
ties who happened to be in boat close by
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hom oJdnt p, Wm J'S Iop,Ji0N IIo,I;aJ
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An exchange tells story of disconso-
late widowcr, who, on seeing the remains
of his last wife lowered into the grave, eN-
w., i. a,' - w. ,s"'" ,,a Ia"s 3 L" w. ol'
w io". sII' 1 b,r " 1ont Imt "'D,o no,o 9oo'
"aon '0G" @ a." ntn 4I;ro p ~ o,t MO Ii,o tl. y,
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At wedding in Dealware, recently,
n.,IIaJ an an,, to .nool. Who ohinctoJ ~ tho
vnarr;,%o IL a'ErsI,y yo;co crioJ ont =. - '
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An oycs wore trrrod 70 tbo d;reot;or
rrom wLnnco tbo vniro ow,rstod ,rbon W.
;nJ;yiinol omerrcJ rrom tho crowd LnlJ
inc Lis LanIEor,Linf nm to his erss and
b.uGGtgine
"Why 10 you object, my friend ?" in
CURED The minister.
"Because want her myself" he replied.
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I"r m nd hor n t%o o n ",,s 'F' ae '"V p"i
who had lust popped the question, and
scaled it with smack, 'what's the time
Of dav now?" oL should think it was
about half-past twelve" was the cool re:
ply; 0you sec that we are almost ope,u
a western eoit9F' IN response TO a SUD-
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Never be 50 rude as to say to man.
"There's the doors" but say, "Eleyatc
your goigotha to the summit of your peri
Uranium, and allow me to present to your
ocular demonstration that scientific piece
OF mechanism which constitutes the egreSs
portion OF tHiS apartment"
"A country girl, coming from the field,
being told by her poetic cousin that she
looked as fresh as a daisy kissed with dew,
said: "Well, it wasn't auy fellow by that
name, bat it was Steve Jones that kissed
me. | told him that every one in town
would ind 1t out"
A chaplain in Arkansas says that man
buying furs was conversinc with woman.
at whoes house he called, and asked her if
there were any Presbyterians around
there. She hesitated for u moment, and
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