The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-07-30
Breuities.
Miscellaneous Items.
"A fair future Pretty soon.
a wretched lime Meanwhile.

a wretched understandable.
y 'Ten-emcnt houses Blowing alleys.
Affection OF the chost-A pfnndcred
trunk.
An Indian pipe Of peace-A pipe u
brandy.
-one-haH Of the land under cultivation in
Utah is sown TO wheat.
Do they have races in summer because 1t
contains 30 many heatsy
Dogs arc great humorists, FOR they al
ways have a waggish tail.
A dealer in Faneuil Hall Market sells six
hundred frogs legs per week.
Though the theatres are opposed to prize
fighting, they all have private boxes
-''The bright little isIe Of oNr owar which
women seek-ihe Isle of Man.
-tWhenis a man guilty oftransparent false
ho0d2 When he lies on HE face.
When a boy throws stones al turbulent
cats, does he Intend TO rock them to Sleep
LTwentv carts are heresfler 10 sprinkle
lime daily IN the streets of New York that
need IT,
1 "a dssipated Latin student at college dc.
clared the only thing he couldn't decline was
hic, hGc, hoe.
There are 10000 tenement houses ia New
York City, containing on an average fout fam.
lilies TO each story.
H|AhA uiNtAtllAE hNNNNfN q NAIl ana
a NIL One Is hard to get down, aud the
other hard TO get up.
A ralmon trout, recently captured IN
Okego Lake, weighed is pounds, aud vas two
feet ten inches long.
IA Montreal clergyman has been Gucd for
uniu'g N wcdlock 0 widow OF 40 yeara to O
susceptible youth Of 1G.
Cincinnati Is worth in her own night. ten
million dollars her possessions consisting
principally Of real estate.
An. owl, measuring four feet and ais
inches between the tips u its wn4a, was
caught last week near Mansfield, Ohio,
-Ontht Homeopathic principle that Ike
cures like, sulphur IS considered good for
%eruptions, because it comes from Ncsuvius.
The city Of Boston owns public parks and
squares which would sell FOR fifteen millions
OF dollars, which IL enough to pay the city
Human bones have been discovered at
thr depth OF AiXty-eight feet below the sur.
face Jfthe ground ia digging a well $50 miles
west OF Omaha.
European lottor writer's agree that thc
weather last month was intensely hot. Thou
sands Of tourists were driyCno out Of the cities
to the mountain districts.
"A brick chimney in Worcester, Mass
one hundred feet high has been moved foW.
hundred feot, without stays or prop. Il IL
detached from any building.
.-Garlands Of natural flowers are used TO
adorn the lair Of ladies in evening toilette.
They are kept fresh by quilts being allied with
water, and sealed at both ends. .
The Now York Tribune has lust declared
another dividend OF $500 q share. During the
past eight months itH profits have been at
the rate OF 81 per cent. per aunum.
Albert d. Richardson's " Beyond the
Mississippi sold seventy-iye thousand copies
IN twelve months, one Of the largest sales au
American book has ever had in the Same time.
Ground will be- broken for d new dormi-
tory ~ Yale College, within n fortnight Be
lore q year passes another dormitorv viii be-
erected, and all Yale utu then be cNpbcted TO
rOomin the college.
in Litchhold, ny, Friday, 1000 people
Witnessed the hanging OF Pleasant ". Shields.
q boy Of IA years, hung for the murder of q
playmate, Henry HaskIus. iIo made 70 forty
minutes speech from The 5cahOld.
no man kuowvth lus sepulchrg. AseN-
ton icll dead On Wednesday ina the grave lie
was digging. He Was found lying ia Il several
hours afterwards. Hc was digging it Ion an-
other Providence made Il his owu.
Newspaper publishers ara imprisoned q
Bavaria for inserting patent medicine SdyeI
tisemuuts. IN Mcchlcnburg al medical adj
vCrtiscments huye 10 be Hubuuttcd Is tie
proper authorities before thyy are permitted
to be published.
\. ii. JllsNoll5 thr man WHO was report
I'd a. having been robbed Of 3CU, 900 in Goy-
crument bonds on The HudHon river road
last week, found his package Of bonds on the
iloor OF his Office ~ New York. IL had drop
pod from lns pocket az hu was leaving tho
Oliug, ur rH. -
Tho ataid town OF Middlchcld, MUGS, has
q sensati0nal Islander suit, the parties bong
.DT. btafkWcather, late Of New hampshire.
and several members Lyman the lathbr.
Myron Inc son, and q daughtmJ, Of che Of.
the rch Church amLCs Tbs doctor st,s
each fOr. ~. 900 worth OF character ont of
which they have alandorpd hun.
Tho Cape Cod Gazette ease that duliug
the tempest Of last TLmsday, NaQupit Bay
received two severe thunder bolts. which 20
atiectcd the eels that thoy came 10 the top OF
the water thor heads ont like sea Hprpentr
and SWAN to the shore, On being taken NJ
and thrown back into the water, they imme-
dmtey came ashore Hgtm The following
morning some fifteen barrels OF cells wofe
picked mp having come ashore.
"A correspondent Of tho New York Times
states, for tile benefit Of hydrOphObia victims.
That 1t has been discovered in America that
hOrso-radish and sweet OLA tablespoonful Of
this mixture az often ~ it can be swallowed
and etnine on The STOMACH, together with
q p%oultice OF the same over tue WOund-has
proved a prompt and perfect cme for this
mnludy in several inStanccs-iu-
deed, in pill in which ii has been tried 70 far
known,