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The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

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Protractea trom Atm,sntt III rner existence desira-
sqnire pEompt snff srif,. or have suffered from
nio ~ NV 4oN ass,, arres what effect doeA 1t produce
ihNolApsxg genaral heath? eDou you feel weak.
easily tiredr Does little extra exertioi
t-duce raIpfaatiou or the heart Does your liver
IN ~ torrana or your kidneys, frequently get
ant nf artier? : Ia your urine sometimes thick,
min ~ hocLy or IL ii ropy on settling? Or does
tthyi s, Tiisa 10 the tci, Or Is a Sediment at
~ 6ot{ IA ~ Ii has stood awhile Do YOU have
ss-.ts. ~ r. nj breathing or dvspapsar Are syour
Sr.a,s cansfiratedi % You have spelis of faint
~, a. rsbcs of blood to the head? Is your mem
i,r,s.Irod, Is vour mind constantv " dwelling
o,, his stb,eot p DO you feel duii iist,ess mo
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Souknos Weas, NM issu s; - Exar eompIsint!
SoH attriou.e eals - ayspeps,a diseases badly
rsaoer, sre All of pro
Snssu, aou ~ ~ ,.naratjye organs The
~ In perfect he Alth make
KY ~ % vn', ever think that those bold, de-
Asnt enerqetic perscvering,j successful bnsne SIS
men are always those whose generatiye organs are
Ia perfect health You never hear such men com
plain of being melancholy, of nervousness, OF pal
pitation Of the heart. They are never afraid they
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23
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In Nevada o ] July 1 6thy 1868, ef-dis-l
sease of the heart, Mrs. M Margaret P, wife
Of Judge G. W. Leith aged So years.
This sad bereavement falls with crush
/ ing weight upon the striker family, all the.
more so,ias the blow was unexpected and
very sudden. She arose in the morningEin
her usual health, partook Of her morning
repast with fully her usual relish, and after
spending little time In cheerful converse
with her family, walked out in the garden.
where, in a few moments, it was discovered
house .and eyery possible meanstsemploye
foraher recovery, bit alIwas unasaling g.
I'm some twenty Or thirty minutes the vital
fspark had fed.
The deceased was born in Pennsylvania,
mo- we'd with her father to Ohio, and settled
with her husband in Eden Township in
| 1867, then in Crawford, now in Wyandot
county. Ohio. At that time the rear
guard of the ered man, IN his westward
| flight, still fingered, and the grand old for
ests were only broken by an occasional set-
| Element. At the early age of twenty she
sought peace and pardon in crucified Re
deemer. connected herself with the Presby.
terian Church, remaining in fellowship
| therewith until herdsath ;ssfor thirty three
years devoted, un doubling Christian, "a
great lover of the Bible, "that blessed
book" Somewhat timid and retiring in
disposition, she didsnot So readily form ac-
quaintances, but her charity for the @errine
her gentleness of manner, and her universal
kindness to all, endeared her to large cir
Gle of friends !; and in her death is recog-
nized by the community the loss Of a val
liable member, and by the bereaved family
a good wife and an affectionate mother.
She leaves husband and six children to
mourn her loss. Bereft in early childhood
Of mothers care, she seemed to feel an un.
| usual interest Gin, and solicitude foE her
4 children; and in her last moments, with this
sentiment .unriYaQedsi in her heart@sby. any
earthly interest me exprs sedsto sher son
! the consciousness that she was dying, and
4 her last words were, 80, my deal chill
dren.''
''Antl her last fond, lingering look is given
To the love she leaves. and then to Heaven
AS if she would bear that love away
To puHesworld, and a brighter aay.' sza
/ ~ "*' W a. PAINTER
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

DR.. Holmes has just returned nome
from trip west, having passed through
the States of Indiana, Illinois, Wiscon-
sin, Iowa. Missouri and Kansas. He re-
ports the prospects for the most enor-
NOUS yield of all Kinds ofscrops every
where in his travel. Janesyille, Wis.
he regards as one Of the prettiest and
fmost enterprisihg cities within
knowledge ;.says that il is settled by q
class Of people from the Eastern States,
that shewsby their works that they are
industrious and enterpris-
Fling. Iowa he regards as the g. eat wheat
fgrowingState of the West. He claims
that the soil IS prepared for a crop With
Hess labor, and that there is more cer-
tainty Ola large yield in this State than
Eany other. Illinois, Wisconsin and
Kansas have each q diversity Of soil
and climate adapted to the culture of
| all kinds7of grain and fruits. and at this
season Of the year shows the capacity
tof the soil for produetiveness. He vis-
tied ex-Sheriff Marlow, in Winneshiek
County, Iowa; says that he never spent
|itime more pleasantly in his life--the
[old Esquire and family were anxious
Ito hear from their old home here, and
/ also expressed their warmth of attach
fment for the people of this place and
vicinity. Healso visited Wyandot, Kan
sas saw ex-Sheritf Nelson, who, with
| his family, ihereports in the enjoyment
of good health ;and they also inquired
after every one they could think Of, and
lsent their kind regards to ALL. The
fDoetor went over a good deal of terri
tory in very few days, but lost no
/ chance to make observations.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

Who Opposes Grant.

We will let an old time Democrat
tell who it is that will oppose the
election of Gem Grant to the Presi-
dency. The Hon !. N. Morris, OF
Quincy--a man whom the Democra
cy used to delight to honor-in a
speech recentlyldelir infhateity
said:
"AN the insane and Fimpractica-
BILE sentimentalistss all the repudia-
tors OF the public obligations-all
|who were opposed to the war, and
wanted to let the rebels alone and
thereby enable them to effect the
ruin ofthe government al 1.-THE aid
ers and abettors Of the rebellion in
the North, all those who wants trait
ors and treason restored to, power,
all those who had no sympathy with
the Union and delight to shake the
| bloody hands Of the lnurderous. as
sassinsie Of our country, who gscoii
at the memory of the noble soldiers
who bravcly defended it, whose
bones are resting in WARRIOR graves,
far from their homes 1anaa kindred,
all who are deaf to the orphans cry
and the widows helpfessness, all
who curse thelrnemery of6 Douglas
because his dying words to his conn
trymen were to standby the unity
Of the Republic and put down treas
on, all who supported Breekinridge
all whose lips are eloquent with the
praise of rebel officers, and have, no
word ofapproyal for Federal officers
all those who would like to see an
other fratracidal war that they might
ride into power on its crimson waves
those who invited Price into Illinois
and John Morgan into Indiana ano
Ohio, and were then too cowardly
to join them,s those who assured Da
Wis and his corsp1rators that the
Federal army would have to pass
over the dead bodies,of five hundred
thousand Democrats in the NertE
before it could ever reach their soil
| all the peace men who were greatly
froubled during the war lest some
negro would get away from slavery
some rebel would get .hurt-=,ner
who had two objects in view, plum
der and treason, all who are enrap
tlred with the cry of treason borne
to us from rebel States, those who
wanted to extend and natio nalizt
slavery those who cried peace
peace when there was no peace fol
the Government, all Jewelers. and dis
organizers will joinAtegetheriE Af
tility to Grant, and terrible, but "
successful will be that hostility
Many Of the elements which l hav'
mentioned have already organizet
into ciFiIand military bodies to ;ac
complish their purpose, and woul;
reach the end if they could do SO il
no other way, through the tears ant
Egroans Of an expiring nationality
rand the annihilation of patriot
ISM .z~Txs sy&F-ss, 80.
| Horrible cells are being prepared il
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23
;-ia The Great Cause
& HUMAN MISERY +!

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/ The world -renowned author. in this ad
mirable lecture. clearly proves from his own
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The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

SABBATH SCHOOL LPICNIC.-There will
be a Picnic of the Sabbath School Of
the U. B. Congregation, at their Church
next Saturday, July 25th. ss55sEs 3ti
The exercises will commence at ten
O'Clock and will consist Of singing by
the school, ajuvenile class, music by
Richards Silver ]Cornet Band, appro-
pirate addresses, to conclude with a din
ner in the basement of the Church. af-
ter which procession viii form and
march to the grove for general recrea-
ton aud amusement. :lss-.s sSs
Aeordial Invitation is extended to
all the friends of the Sabbath School
cause. e1s .'s9 sstssEs ss.ssy 34.sy - p
Byorderlof the Committee.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

PERsoNAL.-Mr. J.5H. Fester, editor
of the Van Vert BULLETIN called on us
last Friday evening" He represents
everything as prosperous in his local
ity except the Democracy, whom the
Republicans expect to route next fall
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

TURNIPs.-The Farmers Chronicle says
that now is the time to plant turnips
Prepare the ground well and SOW about
four tablespoonful Of seed per acre
We hope good quantity will besraised
in Wyandot this season.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

I Moore &Bartlett are in constant re-
ceipt of new goods which they sell at
the lowest.figures.. Good bargains are
offered. and she who can get Moore will
lfbe- very fortunate. T
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

Our Farmers report that the wheat
crop of this year is unquestienably the
best and largest ever reaped in this
County. Oats are very heavy, and corn
and potatoes are doing very well.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

A Democratic Delegation, consisting
Iof Messrs. r. y. Dunn, L. A. Brunner
and Curtis Berry. Jr.., visited Toledo,
last Thursday, with ayiew of establish
ing daily Democratic paper in that
CITY = 5ssf So
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

''H"-Onr friend H" from Nevada,
keeps our readers posted as to the do
ings in that locality. We should be
very glad to have sucha correspondent
in every village in the County. q
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

For SALE.-A new Iron axle four
spring wagon. with bows and cover,
will be sold or traded at a bargain, call
at the Yellow Corner Grocery Upper
Sandusky. ~ $. - 3t.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

| In the absence of ofSelopements' sui
lcidesa robberies, fires, accidents fights
&c :, Locals are Scarce.%
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

( Several showers visited different
parts: OF this County last Saturday and
Sunday. Only very light shower fell
in town. ~ ssassS -
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23
Veterans ofthe Pioneer.

The following persons paid for the
"PIoNEER' during last week OF the
date opposite their respective names.
S. S.J.Lewis June, IL 1869. - =
West McClain, April 16 1869.
Geo. Merriman, Nov. 10 1868. '
J. McAfee, Sept. 10 1898 '.'.'
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

GRADY is in town with his wonder
full curiosities, living Gorilla, &c. &c.
win be here until Friday p G.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

Eoeal aud Migreltanenns

Now is the timesto look out for mad
dogs or any other dogs. =
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

MONEY NO OBJECT, Compared with
the benefit derived from the use of
"Barrett's Hair Restorative which
can truly be termed 'None Such" -
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

Weflof hope the price of flour will
soon be sunstroke and have faith that
it will.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

The Gorilla is on exhibition at the
Yellow Corner.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23
salarriea.

On Thursday, July 10th, 1868, at the
parsonage in Wyandot, by Rev. Jas.
jackson, Mr.. James IL. j Johnson, tom iss
Elvira G.scott, both Of Wyandot.
Wyandot CO. O. ~
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

Horrible cells are being prepared in
the County jail for the accommodation
of criminals. Keep out of scrapes; fast
boys, OR you will wish you had.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23
Pittsburgh, Fts Wsyns g. chiosso
= Railway.

p, On and after May II. 1868, trains will leave
stations daily. Sabbaths excepted, as follows
[Train leaving Chicago at IS r. NJ leaves
aafly.I TRAIN leaving Pittsburgh att ASP M,
leaves daily.l i "a EL..EN ng.L.I /. -. -.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

! DUMM.--We tender our thanks to our
neighbor, R.D. DUNN, for his Kindness
in givingus the useof his press to print
the outside of this paper The ext, ene
heat destroy ed our linking rollers and
thus disabled us. While our political
opinions are irreconcilable, we want
no better neighbor than Mr.. DumH.-
Whenever yon want any favor from us,
call at anu hour. -
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

Gradyis in town with his Gorilla
Go and see it. i .gz.c.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

ClhCULARS and ali kinds of Mer-
cantile Printing neatly executed at The
-tFYcxKER Job Office '7Nl 'Ne
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23
TABLE CUTLERY.

Coffee Mills, Looking Glasses, Meat SANS, ),
Hash Knives, Steelyards and a hundred
Everybody and all their friends are in.
s.a 7sed- yiteds to calllon sss oot = IS
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

From every point comes reports of
almost. unprecedented hot weather.
Cases of sunstroke have been more nut
merous, lin different sections oof the
country, than has ever been known by
the Oldest Inhabitants of the nation,
1t is said that in the City of New
York alone, 746 persons died from sum
stroke from the 10th to the 10Th inst
Nearly 800 cases ofsun-stroko occurred
in. Philadelphia last week. 'ss{s Sea
| We should think very temperate hab-
its,iin all things, especially desirable
during such weather. >ses as@E
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

I Henry Ward Beecher, in the ledger
of last week, says that he never saw any
horse-forks that did their work WE'LL
We do not think Mr.. Beeeher's exper-
.ience, on this subject, is as sound as on
Others. AS long ago as 1854, we as
sisted in making hay with horse
fork that did its work most charmingly,
and they must have been Improved
since. t.4 Fsyt Ifs7. ststg4A s1s,t ssss fa.s
The horse fork is a great labor-sav-
ling. invention, and every man, who is
ENABLED tounload his hay with it, in
stead OF the old style, will exclainl :
Blessed be the man who invented the
Ehorse- fork. -.a-- s..,s II. ~sv..t:,,s..
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23
HoU 8 EKE PER s..

Goto the Hardw are Store of Hale & Kirby
for, Stoves of all kinds, Pots and Kettles,
Tin and Japanned Ware, in all its varieties,
Brass and Glass Curtain Pins, Brass Cor
nice, Spoons, Knives and Forks, plated
Spoons and Forks Cheap, as we'll, as all
kinds of - l.. ...... - ...As.:..- 4 Z
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

Has great success in curing Chronic
Diseases. using Internal and External
Remedies. Electricity. Life1resusitator.
8Baunsheiddt Linimentg.a Baths, and
Poultices.
Call in at Christ En- gers Store. up
stairs. the 9Th. 9th and 10Th of August.
June IL, 196a-enl
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-07-23

|! The very best assortment of Plowsy, Hoes,
Shoyels. Rakes, scythes and Snaths, Man.
ure) Forks, Hay Forks, Spades and other
farming Implements will be found atthe es-
Establishment of " HALE& KIRBY
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09

A LAUGHABLE incident occurred at the depot
in Savannah, Georgia. Tie train from Mobile
brought up several barrels of shell oysters.
number of country negroes stood by, and never
having seen oysters before, were somewhat sur
prised at the appearance of the bivalves.
Where he mouf?' exclaimed one of the
think am no,hing 'cept gum. Yah yah p lie
continued, laughing at his wit I" Ispec sum
white man think niger fool when be call that
ister.''
Just then he discovered an open oyster, and
sezing it he eyed it closely. Not satisfied with
the examination he placed it to his nose but no
sooner that organ inserted between the
shells than they closed. Niger howled with
pain, and called out:
I" Pull um off pull um off p
But the more the oyster was pulled the more
he would not let go, and as poor Cufee danced
and yelled, his frantic efforts to rid himself of
his uncomfortable ornament were both ludic-
rous and painful.
&c Hit um wild a stick suggested a buxom
wench, and in a moment the oyster was knocked
right and left with hearty will, but Cuffee'
head went with it.
I" Pinch his TAIL, cried little mig, "and he
sure to let 60 p
But there was tail to pinch, and poor Cuffee
seemed doomed TO wear the oyster for ever.
At this moment an I" intelligent contraband "
whipped out knife, and with it severed the
oyster Cuffee looked at the shells with amaze
ment and finding the oyster toothless, threw it
away, with the remark:
I" I'm got no teeth, but he gum is powerful y
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09

Gazette reviews the " situation in the three
Congressional Districts, and remarks as follows
in reference to the Third =" In the Third Dis
trict the fight lies between Harrison, Mizner and
Westmoreland, the latter of whom will carry the
counties of Del Norte, Klamath, Humboldt Te-
hama, Sskiyou Colusa, Shasta and Trinity,
and will give Harrison hard battle for Butte,
Yuba, Pumas and Lasse2 Miner will carry
Salano and Yolo and Harrison will have Napa,
Lake. Mendocno, Sonoma and Marin. This will
give Harrison and Westmoreland an even show in
the battle with about twenty-three votes apiece,
while Miners positive strength will not exceed
twelve. The fight then rests upon the vote of
Butte, Sutter, Yuba, Plumas and Lassen, num-
bering in all some twenty-five votes.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09

In a Western village, n charming, well-pre-
served widow had been courted and won by a
physician. She had children among them a
crippled boy, who had been petted and, if not
spoiled, certainly allowed very great g freedom
in debate" The wedding day was approaching
and it time the children should know they
were to have new father. Calling the crippled
boy, she said:
George, am going to do something before
long that should like to talk about with you. "
{. WI ell. ma, what is t?''
&c | am intending to marry Doctor Jones in a
few days, and"
Z" Bully for you, ma Does Doctor Joes know
it?'
Ma caught her breath, but failed to artculate
n response.
GolSG TO MovE.-A few days ago, says the
Missouri Democrat, lady teacher in Washing
ton, 1.-THE Capital, who has among her pupils
two little daughters OF Mrs. Stover, a daughter
of President Johnson, requested her pupils to
ascertain at home whether they would continue
in her school the next quarter. The little Miss
es Stover returned the next day, and promptly
told the lady that they were not coming to school
any more. When questioned to the reason
they, with child-like simplicity. said " Grand
pa says we are going to move back to Tennessee
in Nav -
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09

Blessings on thee, little man,
Barefoot boy, with cheek Of tan!
With thy upturned pantaloons,
And thy merry whistled tunes
With thy red lip. redder still.
Kissed by Strawberries on the hill
With the sunshine on thy face,
Through thy torn brim's jaunty grace,
From my heart / give thee joy
l was once a barefoot boy.
Oh for schoolboy's plaintless play,
Sleep that wakes in laughing day,
Health that mocks the doctors rules,
knowledge never learned at schools
OF the wild bee's morning chase,
OF the wild flowers time and place,
Flight of fowls and labitude
OF the tenants of the wood.
How the tortoise bears his shell,
How the woodchuck digs his cell,
And the ground mole sinks his well,
How the robin feeds her young,
How the orioles nest is hung:
Where the whitest lilies blow,
Where the freshest berries grow,
Where the woodruff trails its vine,
Where the wood grape clusters shine;
Of the black wasps cunning way,
Mason of his walls of clay,
And the architectural plans
Of gray hornet artisans
For eschewing books and tasks
Nature answers all he asks
Hand in hand with her he walks
Face to face with her he talks,
Part and parcel of her joy
Blessings on the barefoot boy
Cheerily then, my little man,
Live and laugh boyhood can.
Though the finty stones be hard.
Stubble spread the new-mown sward,
Every morn shall lead the through
Fresh baptism of the dew;
Every evening from thy feet
Shall the cool wind kiss the heat;
And too those feet shall hide
In the prison cells of pride,
Lose the freedom of the sod,
Like colt for work he shod;
Made TO tread the mills Of toll ;
Up and down the ceaseless moil-
Happy If thy track be found
Never on forbidden ground IN
Happy If they sink not in w
Quick and treacherous sands Of sin.
All that thou should'st know my joy
Ere it passes barefoot boy!
-JouN q WHITTIER
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09
NURSERY RHYMES FOB THE TINES.

There was a plebean called Andy.
Who sometimes drank sugar and pranoy'
But the law he DER preached,
So he soon got impeached, -
And that's what became OF poor Ahuy'
There was an old fogy named Ihou,a'.
Whom he the War Office DID p,oin''o'
Rnt said Stanton. "Tll stick!
So out he did kick ,,,
This moor old ad interim Ihoha''
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09

RAT PRooF.-The people of the new American
possessions-Alaska and St. Thomas-wll not be
annoyed with rats, if an exchange tells the truth
1t says :-t' Rats cannot live in Alaska-because
their holes freeze up solid fast MS the rats dig
them. Naturally the rats get discouraged. At
St. Thomas the earthquakes turn their holes
wrong side out forty-three times minute. This
surprises the rats, and they leave on the first
steamer"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09

A. hau in Boston, recently, lady tainted,
nd a. the attentive janitor rushed for his camphor
and thoroughly bathed the lady iaee .ba,
recovered. Then it was aseeftn1 h..1o os rnuc;l.
ea.n can and the lady felt stuck up to stay any
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-05-09

ALEcK MONTGOMERY, who has lately located
the old California Express material in Martinez,
comes out against Haight for President, and says
it is rather rushing the season = to PICK MIN
up for that position.