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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1868-02-03

DISCHARGED. George Emerson was ar
raigned before the Mayor yesterday for
completely in picking the pocket of Mrs.
Ruprack of eighty -four dollars. Mrs. Rup-
rack could not recognize George; SO he
was discharged.
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CAUGHT IN THE ACT.-At an auction
sale at T. D. Neal's Saturday morning q
negro boy was caught in the act of pick
ing gentleman's pocket. The little rogue
was handed over to policeman Gilman,
and will have hearing this morning.
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CASES FOR THE HUMANE.-We are in
formed that there are q number Of cases of
destitution reported in the box of the
Young Mems Christian Association, Those
who take an active interest in the relief Of
distress can find a field for operations by
calling at once at the rooms of the Asso-
niafinn
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Insurance C0a1tp0aates.

DICHMOND BANKING. AND INSU-
III RANCE COMPANY STATE DEPOSI-
TARY-CORNER TWELFTH AND MAIN
STREETS, RICHMOND, ,VA.-Deposits re-
ceiyed, subject to check at sight. Collec tions
made on ali accessible points, and all business
transacted appertaining to legitimate banking.
Exchange furnished to depositors at par. In
terest allowed on deposits in savings depart
ment. s JOHN c.. DAVIS, Cashier. =
! INSURANCE DEPARTMENT. issue
policies OF insurance against fire on all desira-
Bile classes of risks in city Or county. gs'5 4.
f .,s,.,s, -. JOHN F. @. POTTS, Secretary.
1 JoHs b. DAVIS, President. ia 25
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.THEATRE.-The Thestre will be opened
tonight by Messrs. Spalding & Rapley
with the great sensational play of " Lot
terry Of Life" They bring an entire COM
pany, new scenery, and will doubtless
draw good crowds, as the prices have been
n s
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LIST OF UNAVAILABLE LETTERS REMAIN
ING IN THE PosT-oFFICE FEBRUARY 2,
1867. Mrs. v. Ell. Tatum, Richmond, Va,
no stamp; box $50, Richmond, Va, no
stamp; Mrs. George W. Allen, Whitefeld,
N. c., no stamp; W. A. Stuart, Washington
county. Va, revenue stamp.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1868-02-03

SERIOUS AcC1pENT.--Mrs. Emily Jen-
kins, an old lady of this city, aged sixty
years, met with serious accident Satur-
day morning. She was coming out of her
house, and fell, breaking her arm near the
wrist = e, So 5 sfs=
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TRAIN DELAYED.-The southern train
by the Petersburg route was delayed for
several hours yesterday. This was caused
by! the running off of a freight train on the
Weldon road, which so blocked the track
that the passenger train could not pass.
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Steamers.


TOR NEW YORK-OLD DOMINION
Il STEAMSHIP COMPANY. kaSA
steamships ALBEMARLE, SA- Sna@$
RATOGA, HATTERAS, Nj u H.zSaes1a1..D =
AGARA, and VIRGINIA, leave New York
for. Richmond direct every WEDNESDAY
TUESDAY and SATURDAY. @7} .faaE| p
These ships are entirely new, and were built
expressly for this route. They have splendid
saloons and stateroons, and the fare, accom-
modations, and attention, are unsurpassed.
Goods shipped by this line are landed regu-
larly It New York on the Company's covered
pier 81 North river, within forty eight hours.
Insurance effected at lowest rates when or
dered. -.
warded with dispatch and no charge made
except for actual expenses incurred. .ssf -a'
The steamers for Charleston, Savannah,
New Orleans and other southern ports, leave
from the adjoining pier. All goods for these
points are promptly transferred WITHOUT ex-
posure. , .s 80
AaRgTs.-N. L. McCready, president,
Greenwich street, New York; Samuel Ayres
l. Co., Richmond, Va; John M. West, City
Point and Petersburg; T. II. Webb, Norfolk,
Fa.
For freight or passage apply to ies 81
- SAMUEL AYRES { CO., Agents, !.
de4 corner Main and Eleventh streets.
- II u a ~ r II u n, hAShMS4Nh
: AND NORFOLK STEAM SA
SHIP LINE.-Steamers NOR &ExE62
FOLK and A L EXA N DRI A, eS1S6Es 1S6EsAl
composing this line, will leave -.
Philadelphia every SATURDAY, and Eich'
mond every FRIDAY, alternately:
Freight taken for NORFOLK, also YoI
CHARLESTON, SAVANNAH, and NEW
ORLEANS, and bills of lading signed through
Passage to Philadelphia, including meals anc
stateroom, $40. w. P..PORTER, Agent,
oc 81 Office No. 2425 on the Dock.
TOR NORFOLK, PORTSMOUTH
AND ALL LANDINGS ONgaHS1 =
THE JAMES RIVER.-The fast 60.
and elegant steamer JOHN SYL- fz IN
| VESTER, Captain u. O. CLIFFORD, leaves hel
wharf at Aocketts for aboye-named places on
MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, and FRIDAY o.
| $50 o'clock A. NJ, and returns on Iuesoay,
| Thursday, and Saturday. .ssl- ~
| PASSENGERS arrive at NORFOLh ~
| time to connect with steamers Tor bAL1i'
MORE and POINTS NORTH.
TRAIN leaves CITY POINT for PETERS,
BIIRG on arrival of STEAMER,
| Fare to Norfolk, ~ 90: - es7s zis,i
| ~ - sFE'.s,' FREIGHT -
received up to G P. NJ. daily for BOSTON
/ BALTIMORE, principal LANDINGS ON
! CHESAPEAKE BAY AND ALL LAND
INGS ON JAMES RIVER at reasonable
rates.
Freight for way landings must be pre- paid
| Letters entrusted TO purser Of steamer mus
be enclosed in Government stamped enye
| lope. fkl8 &
fee Office, Steamers wharf.
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THrTABLEAux.-We- are informed that
the tableaux given on Thursday and Fri
day nights under the management of seve-
raj accomplished ladies of Church Hillfor
the benefit of disabled Confederate sol
.dier we're successful beyond expectation.
Everything passed off to the satisfaction Of
the audiences, 80 s5 tss' iss -
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LOCAL MATTERS.

. ACCIDENTAL SHooTIsG.-A negro boy
named Dabney Davis was accidentally shot
in negro bar-room on Gary street. A
friend of his was putting a cap on pis-
tol, which went off, and inflicted flesh
wound in the thigh of Davis. The ball
passed near the femoral artery, and the boy
made very narrow escape. He was sent
to tie Freedmen's Hospital for treatment.
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: RoBBERY.-The storcroom Of Mr.. John
D. Harvey's residence, on Ninth street
between Clay and Leigh, was entered On
Saturday afternoon and robbed OF con-
siderable amount of provisions. s....
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SToNEwALL JAcKsoN.-Mr. George Cla-
renee Blanchard promises lecture on the
life of this great soldier at st. James
church on Thursday night.
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The Board of Managers of Hollywood
Memorial Association will meet tomorrow
at P. M. in the lecture-room of the Sc
cond Presbyterian church Or. Hoge's).
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MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE z
lN i,yyssa, COMPANY OF NEW YORK.
CASH SURPLUS oVER.. :. :. s2s, 900, 900.

This is not joint stock company, but every
dollar of it's vast accumulation is the property
of the insured, and an annual dividend, wElcn
can be used in payment OF premiums, Is mace
to its policy holders. f,@ t.. ~. ~
+ This Company has bssh in existence tor
twenty five years, and Is now In receipt OF q
larger income than any company either an
England or America, thus giving 10 tns IN
sured the amplest assurance OF iss rehaoihsy
and security, ~ es1.L.tsS4gaR
The aMGTUAL LIFE" receives and pays
in CASH ONLY, and its assets are 50 invested IN
bonds and mortgages as to place It's poLcy
holders, beyond thesreachs sak any monetary
depreciation or financial crisis; ..lt4sa
d, N. WALKER &c Co, Agents,
asstz Al ; is''is u l0l4 Main street.
Or. ]. B. McCAW, Medical Examiner. no y
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NOTARY PUBLIo.-George 81. Nichols
has been appointed notary public for the
city of Richmond and county of Henrico
by the Governor. .l..,..,-.
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9 OrrIcI RIcHxoSp AND YoRK RIyBn ]
,ys,s3l g-,.1s s.sft RAILROAD COMPANY,

afs .,s,.,s93 49,, esft RAILROAD CoMpASY,
RICHMOND, October %, 1867.
NTEW LINE TO BALTIMORE, NOR
IN FOLK, AND THE FOLLOWING
POINTS 3BEYOND-VIZ., PHILADEL-
PHIA, B0SToN, CINCINNATI CHI
CAGO, LOUISVILLE, PARKERSBuRG,
CUMBERLAND, AND WHEELING
Freight received MONDAYS and THURS
DAYS at this depot-up to 8 O'Clock 2. M for
the above points, and forwarded with dis
patch and at reasonable rates. Passengers
for Baltimore and Philadelphia leave at
o'clock A. M. on TUESDAYS ard FRI
DAYS, reaching Baltimore early next morn.
Baltimore, 81; to Philadelphia, $3.50. Pas
sengers for Norfolk and intermediate landings
leave every TUESDAY, THURSDAY, and
SATURDAY att o'clock Am. Freight for
Norfolk and intermedtate landings received
DAYS Passenger and freight train leaves
every day at 7 o. clock A. M. for White House.
Freight received every day up to 8 O'Clock r.
NJ, Sunday excepted. l-5 ~la
Shippers, observe the following directions:
FRoM BosroN TO RIcHNoND.-Mark your
goods !" Union Line, !" and ship by Boston and
Providence railroad, care of the :. Richmond
and York River Line" pier No. Light
street wharf, Baltimore. h $500.
FRoMPHILADBLPHIATo TO oRIoHAoND.-Forwnrd
all goods by the /" Philadelphia and Baltimore
Union Line" IS North wharyes. Philndel-
phia, care 'sRtchrnond and York River Rail-
road Line" pier No. S7Light-street wharf,
!, FROM BALTIxoRK TO RrcHMoND.-Ship oil
goods by the Richmond and York River
Railroad Line" a. NEEDHAM & SONS,
Agents, pier Mos Light-street wharf. Baltl.
more. }-sts WILLIAM B. ENOS,
&c General Freight and Ticket Agent.
. CAPTAIN JOHN H. FREEMAN, Passenger
and Freight Agent st.#Es ~ oc 80
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Books. Stationery. &c.


NEW BOOKS, OLD BOOKS, AND
~ RARE BOOKS.-We will send ANY
BOOK, no matter by whom published, manu-
factured, or advertised, postage paid, TO any
address, on receipt Of price.
J. p. BELL 4 CO., Booksellers,
Market-corner Bookstore,
feS Lynchburg, Va.
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. DR.. A. E. PETTIcoLAs has been ap-
pointed Superintendent of the Eastern
Lunatic Asylum, at Williamsburg. :
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8 Steamer Albemarle, Bourne, New York,
merchandise and passengers, 5. Ayres & Go. 81
Steamer Ellie Knight, Trayers, Baltimore,
merchandise and passengers, d. Il w. Currie.
MEMORANDUM. s ~ .sE.
4. Schooner Addie Walton, Rich, from Boston
for Richmond, sailed from Newport on the
2Sth of December. 3i+a Rt
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The patentees are humble mechanics Of
our city, and we hope they will meet with
the full success they justly deserve in the
manufacture and sale Of the machine.
They are willing to sell State or county
rights to parties wishing to buy. ~ 80
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Mura9ae Intelligence.

ALMANAC, FEBRUARY 8, 1868.
Sun rises. 6.52 Moon sets........ 2.O6
Sun SETS. sos High tide, A. NJ. IL. 80
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Ratyro.aIs.
81 9 al :
CENTRAL KAILkOAU

~
YTIRGINIA CENTRAL RAILROAD.
/ W CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.-On, and
after SUNDAY, january 10. the following
trains win be run on this road . The morning
passenger train DAILY except on Surdays)
between Richmond and Staunton, ara trt-
weekly west Of Stauntcn. going west, MON-
DAY, WEDNESDAY and FRIDAY, and re-
turning the alternate days. This train leayes
Richmond att 7:sO A. NJ. !. arrives at $50 Z. -.
This train makes close connections with the
Orange and Alexandria railroad for Lynch
burg and the Southwest, and connects with
trains to and from the North, but with q delay
at Iordonsville Of three hours. The Sunday
train Is withdrawn. .,.,s..... s ,.,,..s j.
Evening passenger train DAILY (excspt
Sundays} between Richmond and GoYdons-
willie, leaves Richmond 4:3o p. M: leaves
Gerdonsville 40 a. M. arrives IN Richraopd
$3.50 A. 81: arrives In Gordonsville $40 z. M.
The night train ON the Orange and Alexon.
dria railroad is withdrawn.
The morning train connects with HARMAN
s. CO.'S LINE OF STAGE COACHES AZ
tStannton and Goshen, and with TROTTER g
co.'s LINE at Millboro' and Covington.
Passengers for Lexington go through from
Richmond or Baltimore the same day.
THROUGH TICKETSsoldt TO all prominent
points North and South, and to Lexington,
Harrisonburg, Winchester, White Sulphur,
j Freight trains DAILY Except sundays).
az a. III ~ aA 81. .D.sWHITCOMB,
IN 10 General Superin tendent.9
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8itllnlonl lispatfh,
MONDAY. FEBRUARY 3, 1858.

y THE CIRCULATION or THE @DIs-
PATCH" Is LAR9 Elk THAN THE COM
'BTNED CIRCULATION OF ALL THE
,UITY. S''1'>7fa SeS2s2A &.C& - G
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| RICHMOND, VA, August "a, 1867.
Inn AND AFTER the 3Otfl instant the
IOaTRAINS ON THIS ROAD will leaves as
ExPREss TRAIN daily Except Mondays
THROUGH MAIL daily at l:4OP. NJ.
FREIGHT and ACCOMMODATIONda daily
Except Snndays) ut 4:l6 z. M. III. II
The A. M. train connects closely with
trains MS far south rs Augusta, Ga, and at
Petersburg with trains OF the Southside rail-
Inc 1:4o P. NJ train makes close and sure
connections with trains for all points south
as far as New Orleans.
The 4l6 P. M. train connects at Petersburg
with trains for Norfolk ea L..s
Trains leave Petersburg for Richmond and
all points north and west. =.
FREIGHT and ACCOMMODATION daily
efnsssgPtR sgssaf TfRn1N at 1se daiy ii MI a. sso
THROUGH MAIL daily except Sunday at
Fare to Norfolk, 81. Baggags checked
through. =. d. tlLL,
NREAT SHORT ROUTE TO THE
[V NORTH, EAST, AND WEST, IA
AND POTOMAC RAILRoAD, CARRYING
THE UNITED STATES MAIL TWICE
DAILY-ELEGANT OARS, WITH NEW
PATENT SLEEPING CHAIRS, On ALL
tTRAlNS.--Vle InhoOTot = 21b1AAANS oAA
this road are now run from the southern ter
minus of the Connection railroad, corner
| BYRD AND EIaHrH STREETS, as follows
The DAY THROUGH MAIL NJ IKAtN SI.;L
| leaves Richmond daily at 1906 A.. En-, arTiT-
| ing in Washington at 6:56P. M, connecting
with the early afternoon express trains for
| the North, East, and West.
The NIGHT THROUGH MAlLTRA1N,
with elegant cars supplied with the new pa
| tent sleeping chairs attached, leaves hicn-
mond daily at s:45 p. M. Sundays exseptedt,
| arriving In Washington az GID a. W., con-
Meeting with the early morning trains Ior the
| North, East, and West. 50
| No EXTRA CHARGE for sleeping chairs:
The ACCOMMODATION TRAIN, with
| local express packages, leaves Richmond daily
| fSundays excepted) from the depot corner OF
BROAD and Eighth streets, at $50 7. NJ, arriy.
| inc in Fredericksburg at 7:l0 p. M.
THROUGH TICKETS and THROUGH
RtGGAGE CHECKS to Alexandria, WASH
ineton. Baltimore, Philadeiphia, New York,
Boston, and all the principal cities OF the
For further information and through tickets
| amply at the Office OF the company, corner
Broad and Eighth streets, Shockoe bill, and
| at the ticket office, corner Byrd and Eighth
streets. J. B. GENTRY
4 p - agiYHC General Ticket Agent.
SAMUEL RUTH, Superintendent. ap IS
II
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RICHMOND AND PETERSBURG RAILRoAD Co., /
RICHMOND, Va, August a. 1867.
nm AND AFTER the 3Ott instant the
.SJ4TRAINS ON THIS ROAD will leave as
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PORT OF RICHMOND, FEBRUARY /, 1865.
ARRIVED.
= Steamer John Sylvester, Clifford, Norfolk,
merchandise and passengers, L. B. Tatum.
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StOves, IT2asU0re, dc.

TOUsEKEEPERs, LOOK TO YOUR
IL INTEREST.-Buya at the old established
STOVE, TINWARE. and PLUMBING ES-
TABLISHMENT, $40 Broad street n
MOUNTCASiLE'S.
Stoves Of every description repaired and
made as good as new.
Roofing, Gas fitting, and Plumbing.
no l6 Is - s.,ar II e. 81
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TNURNER, lila MAIN STREET.
L Just TO hand:
LESLIE'S WEEKLY,
PHUNNY PHELOW for March,
LEDGER, " a
WAYERLY, 4 {. Z.
HARPER'S WEEKLY,
COMIC MONTHLY.
1t is surprising how this one man can keep
aud sell, and sell and keep, SO many PAPERS,
BOOKS, &c. fe ] e
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Coop INvENTIoN.-Messrs. Thomas Han
cock and John b. Leaman have just, sue
ceeded in patenting new machine for
cleaning wheat, which will prove to be one
of the most useful inventions Of the day.
The wheat is poured into the machine, and
is separated from the cookie, partridge
peas, ETC., and comes out perfectly clean.
We have seen the machine well tested, and
are perfectly satisfied that il is everything
that is claimed for it. Itwould be useless
to describe it, as but few could understand
its operations. without seeing it. It's
capacity is 100 bushels per day by hand.
OF course this could be increased by horse
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NEW BOOKS. ,@6

NAPOLEON AND BLUCHER. An Histo-
MICA rgai Novel / vol, ,,Syo. Cloth, 81.
cal Sketch Of the Days OF Napoleon, BY
louisa Muhlbach. Translated by Rev. w !
'lhet vol, Svo. With eight Illustrations
n oy .y Gaston Fay. Cloth, 80. ,..-.l -.st+..
NaappoLEoN AND THE QUEEN OF
TThtSSlA. An Historical Romance. By
d., vol, SYo. Illustrated with eight original
designs. Cloth, So
TIE MILITARY HISTORY OF GENE.
hAL U. 5. GRANT, For sale by
aA A. IL. CHRISTIAN & 90.
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WRAPPING PAPER, WRAPPING
w PAPER.-Butchers, grocers, hucksters,
confectioners, and all others who use WRAP
PING PAPER, should come to
CRUTCHFIELD'S CHEAP BOOKSTORE,
No. III Broad street, near the Theatre.
Just received, $50 reams, embracing all sizes
and qualities. These papers must be sold at
once 10 make room for other supplies now en-
route. The prices will be put down at least
twenty degrees beLoto zero-low enough, in all
conscience in 80
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WOODHOUSE & PARHAM,
Booksellers and Stationers,
"a % 1905 Main street.

| A.W .-l7TH GRATTA N.-RAN-
~ DOLPH & ENGLISH, 1920 Main street.
nave for sale Grattan, volume IL, S5-by mail,
$40; volume Wallace; Sands's New Forms,
s2.'9 Rice, James, and Hilliard on Bank
fuuptey; all the Forms in Bankruptcy, and
other Legal and Commercial Forms; Diaries
ana Amanacs for 1865. All kinds of books
oonght, exchanged, or sold. ia 81
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w WRAPPING PAPEiR.
l25 rearas FLATCAP PAPER, 70, IA, and le
pounds;
400 reams WRAPPING PAPER, various
sizes, good and strong, made in Virginia,
and better than that brought from the
North vs. IS,
For sale at manufacturers prices, wholesale
and retail. Eg
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INSURANCE.
CHARTERED FEBRUARY, 1880.

- :. VAuoiVoo'
Well invested and secured.
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seedsnseas, Florists, do.

:, FILL SUPPLY OF GARDEN
4 SEED for sale by ssSs s
~ Sn JOHN W. RTSON, Druggist, 4.
corner Main and Third streets.
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NTTANTED. hid DE'S-Dsy, Creep, OF
wv Salteds HULSI nis, iso,s,
Fourteenth street near Exchange ho'si. :
mo SF9s kssE sfFsti GtszE ..
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For freight or passage apply to &
SAMUEL RES CO., Agents, !,
de corner Main and Eleventh streets.
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The court then adjourned to this morn
ing at 10 o'clock, when General Wells will
resume his argument. ~ s #
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-03-27

How to Make rich Jam-Crowd
twenty fashionably dressed ladies into
one omnibus.
From the Saturday Evening Gazette,
Bostoni
"BAIZE" claims the authorship of
a popular poem about which there
has beer much discussion, and sends
US enc unpublished stanza Of the song
to prove his right Here it is:
Mother, dear mother, Q! give me some
have grown weary Of duns and bills;
Weary Of working zen hours a day
Weary Of working for very small pay.
Weary Of trying to see ms way clear,
Tire1 of cocktail and tired of beer.
Tired Of dining with Parker aud Mills
Give me some squillsr mother give me
some sQuiiIS.
We append a letter from a distin-
euished citizen. which we think will
finish the controversy:
GREES BAIzE, FsQ-Dear sir: About
the year I5ul, I called at your house to
grind pair Of scissors for your cook, and
you took me up into the ack attic % near
your beautiful poem, entitled Give Me
Some SQuiils, Mother" / remember the
year distinctly, because I fell asleep before
b. sHASKs.
II is no pun to say the cotton busl-
ness Is looming up.
MorTo ofthe anti -taxionists-Down
with the stamps.
REMARKABLE-A morning paper
announces, with editorial gravity, in
large type, that Mrs Kemble wears
still the some nObly- formed head
which was so much admired when she
made her first appearance at the Con-
vent Garden Theatre, October 10,
1929" 1t is gratifying to know that,
amid all the vicissitudes of life. the
disappointments, joys and absences of
forty years, this lady has not lost
her head 1t is more than can be
said Of some other persons in public
station.
A FEARFUL BEING-A Southern
poet describing, in a New Orleans
paper, the style of death and burial
place he would prefer, eliminates
with the following terrific burst:
1.-THE seabird DER my grave should shrek.
Vibrating thunder round me roar;
To me I'd nave the lightning speak
When ltfe's cor, dtful dream is DER"
He might have thrown in a wish for
an occasional volcanic eruption. and
an earthquake now and then, to add
a pleasing variety to his posthumOus
entertainment.
A PRINCIPAL RITUALIsTIC VEST
AIENT-The Cloak of Religion.
LOOK ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE.
An.ancient saying here we see,
An ancient and right one:
1t doesn't happen Though, to be
Invariab bly, the Bright one!
WHAT amount Of Government
funds does a man o'-war disburse
when she "pays out " her cables?
Curious We hare heard a young
lady scream at the sight of a mouse,
but we never, never knew one to be
scared by rat-tat on Valentines
Day.
Why does a policeman seize his
man by the collar? For collateral
security.
" DEAR JUDY-Can you inform me
why Fenian threatening letter is
like the rage of man who can't get
lodgings to suit him?" Because it is
caused by ink-and- Fenians. Don't
you seeO Inconvenience. Good, isn't
it? Ha! ha! Yours, etc,
-
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-03-27
No. 25 Maiden Lane,

Ne9o York, Dec. IA. 1857.
In my Card Of Nov. /, 1897, stated
that, - for the purpose of more fully
supplying the wants Of the public,
and In order TO prevent unscrupu%
IoHR dealers from paiFnim@ off Ian fe-
r1Or and worthless goods as the
Morton Gold Pens. 4 shall here
except only TO duly appointed and
authorized Agents,'7 etc. To this
plan have aimee strictly adhered.
In accepting Agents, great sare has
been exercised to appoint those whos
by long-continued fair dealing, have
acquired a reputation for honesty,
responsibility, and prObity-men In
whose word the public have learned to
place confidence These Agents have
agreed to keep a full assortment OF my
pens, and TO sell them at my published
prices. Thus the public are supplied
by them with Just such pens as they
want, either as to writing or price, and
get = full equivalent for the money
paid.
No agent is appointed to travel from
p1aos to place, or canvass the country,
30 that all who want a Morton Gold
Pen must get it from the Local Agent
or from headquarters
None need apply for the Agency ex-
eept in conformity to the above, the
liberal discount ITO Clubs" being
SUFFICIENT Inducement to all others.
A. MORTON