Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1868-12-01
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Chabder &c Virsdt---TE HOG.
TIE Hog ish te noplest beasdt uf to hole
greashin. Wy, because him ish mosdt lik Man
in hish hapits unit his manears, unit in hish
gusdoms, unit he ish gonstrucdit ON simylar
brinsebes. Him ish sosheble unit liks gom-
pany, unit his liier unit lites ish yust lik efIer-
poddy elses, unit icy magke tenn indo puddin
unit scrappil.
Him Ak toe shlenp goot teal, unit he dond
wandt toe vurk, unit he dukes aw he gan git
Him ish nod revenshfool; him dond kare if
you max butscher meat out ufuwl hish trends,
SO long ash yu gif him awl te scraps. Tc
Hog ism uf awl cullers, mosht bardcularlec
whidte unit plack. Him grows so heGy ash
him gan, unit him Ifs dill he dyes if he pc
not silk NIT tie nile, or run Ofer nil i Vaughn.
Him ish CALLED Sow ven he ish she won,
mt has pigs pooty often. TIE voyce IF tie
Hog sh loud unit sharbP Xix hiredt piauuer,
unit it yushale grundts when id waudts too,
spcshalle ven him ish HUNGRY for sundiuks
toe cad, or gids hims he'd fasht unter gait.
lie Hog gan sthand to coldt Wrist rade if
he gan lay in tie tuDg pile, unit tc heat gan
nod mudsch drubblc him if he gan 10y in tie
mudputtle.
Tie Hog ish nad.f uf Moo Chursec. unit
he hash priSsels awl Offer him uim will cad
anydinks, unit dond kare if it ish goot. Ven
he gids so fad he gan no more standt ub, ten
he lays town. Him gan shwim int te vasscr,
goot, bud hims toes sh too sharb tlad id ouds
him throde Oben. He ish pooty hclthee unit
habby INCLINED.
re Hog ish tie mosdt usefoolcst annymul
tad ish got up. Llims shkin images sattlehap
vor ritin on horsepac nit TIE prssels magin
wide wash unit bainters brushes, unit schu-
makers SEWN threds. Hims insite mage fur
stuifin sawsitch unit plud putin. ums feet
ish geot pigged init sowcr tinker unit pebber
spise; unit hims head magin gOot shease.-
Iims jaw ish frsh rade smokin unit billet nit
sbinnidgh. Tie tung uf ten ish goot nit
sailed unit schmoken, when i'll ISL billet cold
unit to tales ish nod bat nit stew Him hash
got too hindt lcck fur hams, unit too front
vons fur shelters, unit tey ish Mise frite unit
billet NIT caPpitch. TIE polly pardt unit tie
sites is fiery goot nit saltid toe piliug NIT
sower croudt, unit ken cad till l dye.
Tie Hogs fat ish galledt Lardt, unit images
a pig tub fool. Id ish goot toe greash hear
nit, ven you pud in sum schmel goot sinnymou,
aud fore shordt caik id cannot bee peat a
goot menuy gendelmeut maik pig fortshune
manufacturing tie bestcst pure olif oil oud uf
hogs lardt, unit it is mulch peter ash te
chenyuine ardikil Hogs plood IMAGES te ride
kindt uf plood putin ven he cuds ub sum
juuks If iadt NIT him. Hims hardt sh goot
toe lcckture in te collitdge tie vindtbipe
makish vissel fur tie poys to plo nit, unit
hish bladter gan be put in schuuf Te hoofs
gan mage schmal tooth comps to kcdee wad
for ish in yure he'd tie pones gan pc groundt
ub vor guanno mayneuer, unit hish marrow
gan kure tie rumatis. Him ISL got no horns,
or els you gan use tenn too.
Sum pepol say tad te Bulls ish te besdt
usefool annymul, fur tad yu gan do so mulch
mil
she won. Now dis ish I've, fore wad kindt
uf scrapple gan bulls maik Unit him sh
nod goot fore blink in tie pot nit sower croudt.
TIE Hog gan pc millict too, if yu wandt toe
do it to him unit mapee his nilick ish firsd-
rade. nod trynk him, cannot nuddink say.
Poys ish tie naduril enBemy uf tie Hogs, unit
tey rites on him boss pack, unit pulls tie
prissels ouden tie pagshin, unit peldts him nit
briestones, unit seds tie toys a bidin ad him.
TIE Hog ish nod fur quarelsum him nod fdes
pack ad tic poys, pud him yust run away SO
fasdt ash he gan walk, widch ish a goot
egsamblc vor utter Cristins too imidade.
TIE Hog ism nod prowds, like utter mems.
Him meier tispise anuttcr yons peeaus tad fsh
poor. If he Ifs in fine pen mate oud
uf moo slaps, unit hat his feetins oud uf a Mise
trof, mt if he gids blendy uf korn to cad.
he yust ackdt tie same to tie meanesd Tfin
hogs SO if nudding habben. TIE Hog ish
onesdt, chenerly speagin, pud sumdimes he
push town tie par Tense mt gid in unit rood
up te gartin, pud dis ish yousdt only to illus
tradin tie berfuraidee uf youman nadure, who
ish bronze doe er ash tie fire sparcks to fy
upsite town.
| Hogs ish ferry iudellechend annymuls,
unit will sumo lern to foier schmal poy ven
he carries pale uf schwil or pag uf corne.
Him gan pc teaged toe du a grade menny
tlngs, pud he yust ash leaf nod too. Daibatis,
tie Greasin flosOfer, menshins case ur hog
wad gan pla carts, unit plo on fude, unit
schmoke bipes, unit reat brindet ledders, unit
walck on hims hint lecks, unt schleaP on
fetter biller bolsder
L will gifts yu sum uddef chabders anudder
time negst weag.
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