The Portland daily press., 1868-10-29
MISCELLANEOUs
IF A HUMBUG,

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What a wonder
That the doors
are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they ALWAYS
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men DISC ence
Full of lies
ram rant has been tested, Tree o. cost over ten
months, every DAY Except Sundays at ITO Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease. The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, Iain or SHINE Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries il free of cost,
knows that all who call it humbugtell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws OF health,
We want to shun disease
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers fees.
We know all Pills have had their day.
That physic is deceit;
The Lsncet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles a brush with
dexterlty and lays on the PAINT that neve" leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, BOYS, men and wo-
men, by t. e hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name or nature
,. chrome OF acute from simple mosquito
trembling patients sent by the officers OF hosp-
tails to WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
y, and all pain is removed for every application
free of'expense without money price, TOR the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of the meanest tenement
house, or Tor the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue All, all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for an application of that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain and misery, vanishes instantly, as ii command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp for of years.
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with establishment and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for 25 cents
90 cents ST. 49, So, and So per BOTTLE and select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pam headl0ng instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball enthusiastically time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make'a single false statement.
1t is needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that oathsome
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIhILATOR in pnts, instead OF haif
ptnts, and makes it one-quarer stronger and more
efficient. He has cured by the use OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that il
was impossible to read newspaper without LAYING
it DESK and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the 80 cent botes aud he sells
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, for the disease IS IN the
head. You might well put plaster on the foot
to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down TO the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
5,"co0 gh0 uisedSe "A sneeze is natures iDOsl en-
phatlc No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in th5 throat and stomach, fiom this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed: 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adLing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achite wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense at
No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b. tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1s-4w