The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1868-05-31
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II you can say nothing good Of one, say
nothing ut all. saJ.a s4
A grocer is like highwayman when he
lies in weight. = par
Ants constantly set examples Of industry,
but uncles don't. W[ttC
| How much have cost US the evils that
never happened! ii = ~
The paper having the largest circulation
The paper of tobacco. l -
What is always invisible, yet never out
of sight, The letter 8. ~
| "Come out Of the wet, )" as the shark said
| when he swallowed the sailor. eef5sf
A cent that always goes into ready cir
culatiOn-The (s)cent of flowers. T7aN
| A pretty female artist can draw the men
equally with q brush and a blush.
IF you are out in q thunderstorm, hurry
into an omnibus that has 9 good conductor.
Lies pleasures, if not abused, will be
new every morning and fresh every evening.
When i'll news comes too late to be SER
viceable to your neighbor, keep it to your
self
Passion has its foundation in nature.
Virtue is acquired by improvement of our
reason.
"A Odu ubtS kt&AcA W hu 0tOA40X PksItyy
frequently comes out the next day as good
as new.
My fare is fowl" as the boatman said
when he was carrying some poultry to
market.
Mans love is like the moon-if it does
not grow larger, it is certain to grow
smaller.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull
edge Because it has to be ground before
it is used.
81 wish, Sally" said Jonathan, that
you were locked in my arms and the key
was lost"
The intoxication of anger, like that of the
grape, shows us to others, but hides us from
A man may " do good by stealth, !" but as
for his blushing to find it fame" that's all
If blackguard complains that you don't
seem to know how to take him, take him
by the nose.
Horse thieves are not hanged in Mon
tana. They are only cleft on the road by
themselves"
"Don't be a little fools is good sugges-
ton, unless it means that you are to be
big one instead.
Seeing cellar nearly finished, n waggish
fellow remarked that it was an excellent
foundation for q story.
tracted bad habits" Ono, sir, you gene
rally expanded them"
His pill grimage is over" as the drug
gist's widow said when she ordered an cpl
taph for his tombstone. t-=--s
Our musical young ladies have abandoned
pianos and taken to brass bands. They
carry them on their heads.
To dream of milestone about your neck
is sign of what you may expect if you
marry an extravagant wife.
man who had been married twice to
ladies both named Catherine, advised his
The line which divides some Christians
from the world is truly mathematical
line-without breadth or thickness.
A milkman somewhat resembles the
whale that swallowed Jonah, for he takes a
great prophet (profit) out of the water.
"What do you hold ON this question of
female suffrage 2" asked gentleman of a
lady. /" Sir" said she, " 1 hold my tongue"
Woman has this advantage over man
she proves her will in her lifetime, while
the man is obliged to wait until he is dead.
There is a man in this city SO poor that
he cannot pay debt of gratitude. 1t is
proposed to get up a testimonial in his be-
half
A woman, arrested for drunkenness, in
dignantly denied the impeachment, but
she was "agitated with ben
zine"
"Figures can't lie," says the arithmeti-
clan. You can't say that of woman's fig
ures in these days" responds the slanderous
dress-maker.
An ignorant man who 90 stands upon his
dignity" is like the fellow who tried to ele-
waite himself by standing upon piece of
brown paper. $500,
An insolvent debtor failed SO badly, once,
that he could not even {" pay his addresses"
to his lady love, and she had to "give him
his discharge"
1t is far from being one of the best fea-
lures of human nature, that, whilst we love
A. box off