The Lincoln County herald., 1868-12-03
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You had better 6ud out one Of your
own faults than ten Of your nsighbor's.
Handsome features sloue are incapable
Of expressing real beauty, a speech alone
10 incapable Of sxprsssisg vii. ','"
Kinder II the locking. glass than Tho
wins.glass for the former reveals our
defects to ourselves only ths htasr 10
our friends.
II you are truly benevolent aud char.
liable, perhaps you will, when you zee
uoighbor 10 distress, ask some other neigh.
Dor to help him. I-g,
Miss Bremsr tells IA that the life Ola
rich old bachelor is . splendid breakfast,
. tolsrably fat dinner, and . miserable
supper. ,,ssei..r.
II tell you what, sir," said Yankee
Of his opponent, "thst man don't amount
to sum in arithmetic; add him up. and.
there's nothing TO carry"
Brigham Young's newspaper organ In.
forms troubled world that the lesson Of
the recent earthquakes is an admonitioA
to all people 70 embrace Mormonism.
"All bitters have heating tendency OF
effect" said . doctor to q young lady.
"You will except bitter cold msrninn
won't you, doctor?" inquired the lady. -
Wisdom has grown 90 used to calling
aloud without attracting attention, that
the good lady would be actually cmbar.
rassed If any mortal ehanced to turn his
head at her first SUMMONS. sa5
A gentleman 10 Amcricus, Ca, has dis.
covered preparation which elfectusllJ
destroys the taste for alehoholic dsipks
By actual experience il has made Good
Temp'ars Of old topers 10 one week.
In reply to . young writer who wishes
to know ''what magasins will give me- tho
highest position the quickest" tho. Pc.
tersburg Express advises - pevder mag.
azine, If you contribute frey article"
"They do say" that over AZ the Uni
versity, if . student desires to know any
thing about ox.driving, they put hini
through course Of Gse.ology and, HaM:
ticultars. Wonderful, isn't is?-Chan,
paiSu Gasetto. -...'- .,. "a t,J,u,
Cattle over . year old, which have not
been marked or branded, are every ybody's
property IN Texas, and like Cain, maybe
killed By any one Who meets them. The
San Antonio Express says in that city
the market 10 stocked with bidss from fhS
un,, ~, % tek>u c~nv,, n>e<0> -sxAns.A -
A Concord paper tells I nice story
about remarkably Intelligent dog that
chased his masters runaway horse, but
Was unable to overtaks him until he esne
to circuitous place in the road, when
he stared across lots, headed him, %;
caught the rsins in his mouth, and stop:
ped the fugitive. There's . hard nut fSi
the wise men who deny animals reason.
The party Of disguised men who hung
Williamson Smith, near Huntsvills, Ala,
. few nights since, affected friendship fof
him, received his eon6dssee. and thea
asked him IL thers Wss any one IN. The
neighborhood he would hang, He named
two men and accompanied tie maskers fof
the purpose cf hanging thsoi when ht
was himself hung. .'n .l T,;s ~,
If you court . girl and doat marry
her. her papa may bring % action against
you for use Of room, lights, and Me-
|Such an action was brought in New YSfk
Stats, but the old gsntlenan was Aea.sult-'
cd. We presume he lover ~ Ialsa usi
hs would have married tho girl. 'AAyhsv
lawsuits are not agreeable, therefore "
caution the young men. y" . "'S''''
To YouNa MlN.-Dout islyI upon /
friends. Don't rely upon The nams u.
your ancestors: Thoussuds have sbsilla
the prime Of life In the vais hope Of ihoaS
whom they called friends ; ;ald thousands
have starved because they had .. rieA
father. Rely upon s COED name which u
made By yoUr eWu sxsstfoas; and kitw
that bester than The bdst liien11yoUieaA
have 10 satiopsbls dstsrniaaaea, uni.
ted with decision Of charasta,.r s,n,,, .,
-,lyssy hasbsl O, wood .aaAsp appleao "A
the corn crop, h worth onA dollar. ,ths
truth Of this asssttio4 I IL .bssa Hp pSissliy
demonstrated by th1 pesult of, sypesja
msuh accurately conducted. o. sItHfhv
stiis The ieti06 Of sshss h highly ssS6r.
gstie end sslutssy Trey ylsEsrttA Sar1i1s
and ipvixovsting ialasaos, ian1 pseattA
the rapid growth of almost evsly, 9esies
Of production. y ~. t.s.as 80,
The Kansas City (Mo.) Journal aaJl ;
A few weeks aimee, Gspsral Shjslde ~
democratic cAndidetp !fof congress IL 1AtD