White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1868-01-02

WY sW sve W
India like flies? Because they m.ks
their head -qusrtrrs st Mysors.
Il tSs wonderful fact in pbysioIosy.
thu. children ars frequently born who
psrt.ks in remarkable degree Of Com.
resemblance OF characteristic Of ancestors
generations back. In . m.jority Of ca
sss, hosever. they strike back to the Grst
origin-dirt
There is . young lady in southern
Kansas. who is so hidsously ugly that
she eats ounces when she wishes to look
pleasant.
We once knew . man whose mouth
was so lsrge thst be bad to 60 out Of
doors to smile.
When the overland stages are attacked
BY Ipdisns. why don't the drivers and
passengers enease themselves in mail!
Some enterprising saloon keeper might
make fortune BY going out among the
Crow Indians. and setting up . Crow
bar.
1t is singular. that although many wo-
men cannot swallow cherries with the
seeds il them. they can peaches.
II is said TO be fset. that when the
Arabs eat the most delicious dinners.
they have sand for desert.
Cats are the only humsn beings 90 in.
dependent that scarcity Of water does not
interfere with their washing.
A youngsters 6rst ides Of bedlam. is
when his mother hsuls down the covsrlet
and gives bin . sound spanking.
AZ the magnetic needle turns steadily
to the north. so hops srs frequently found
turning to the yeast.
African explorers positively contradict
the story that the Catfres are the offspring
of hsifers.
The Spanish proverb. that cold va.
ter never destroyed mans health, nor
made bis wife . widow" is controverted
BY high authority. Andy johnson in
sists that cold water was what destroyed
his fathers beal,h; and the widow Of
Sir John Frsnklin is 6rm in the convic.
tion that she was made 60 by very cold
water.
When the right Of suffrage ia estsb.
lished in the BHbary States. the voting
will be done at Barber polls.
The worm disease in pork was 6rst
discovered BY shippers on the Rhine.
Wherein does dry scab differ from q
running sore? No matter.
To prevent the end of your nose from
beco ming stained-Abstain from the use
of liquor.
The books o. the Bible were collected
and arranged by the Council Of Nice.
They admitted great deal that was not
nice
A theatre goer says that he always had
delicacy in seeing Maggie Mitchell
play-he was afraid it might be consid-
cred case of scan Mag.
The Campbellite Church seems to be
very insppropriately named. They re-
quire great deal Of water, while camels
can 60 for q remarkably long period
without water.
1t should be understood, that although
the country has been thoroughly CANVASS
ed on the subject Of negro suffrage, ne.
groes cannot properly be. classed under
the bead Of "canv asssd Hams"
What time Of the day does an apple
remind you Of? Quarter Of four.
1t is a popular belief, that the seven
teen year locusts have sting. which they
thrust into the bodies of trees. killing
them. Perhaps locusts, like lovers. have
try.sting trees.
To avoid a family feud-Provids suf-
6cisnt family food.
A great wonder is made OF the fact OF
Norway having q midnight son. Many
. woman has had the same thing. and j.
was not accounted wonderful at sll.
The dissscting room is conducted upon |
parliamentary principles. and the subject
is invariably laid upon the table.
What is the difference between the son |
and . dos-6ght! One is surrounded BY |
Q halo. and the other BY halloo.
Some diseases to which msnkisd ere
subject, also prevail among animals. For
instance. the horse has Group. The dif-
ference is. that persons have il in the
throat, while horses have it on the rump;
and while it is painful to persons to have
it. 1t would be painful to horses to be de-
prived o. it.
Soft treatment bss the most powerful
effect. "a soft answer turneth sway
wrath" "Constant dropping Of water
will wear away rock" The most ef-
isctual pils-driver is stated to BE- Trask's