The Portland daily press., 1868-11-05
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUNIBOG.

What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali 1t humbug
Are the DOCTORS
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree NJ cost ovar fan
months, every day Except Sundaysl at 170 Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pam and disease. The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain or SHINE Every per
son VINO Duys ram Paint, tries 1t free OF cost
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips
NO pills TO swallow down;
we want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
we want to know the laws of health
We want to shun disease
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
UT Undertakers fees.
We know all Pills have had their dav,
That physic is deceit;
Inc Lsncet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
10 drench with Purgatives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN There is a man whose
dexterity, and lays the PAINT that never leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys men and wo-
men, by t e hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name or nature
WneCner chrome or acute. from q Smple mOsuuitO
bite to the most frightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients are sent by the officers OF hosp
tais 10 WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
NJ y, and all pain is removed for every application
free OF expense, without money price, TOR the ten
ant OF one sunken cellars Of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress
PAIN and misery, vanishes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
anu crumbles like a spiders web, where before 1T
held its victim with iron grasp tor scores years.
hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
IONS with astoniShment, and those who expected to
s S anu laugh returned to pray: A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for % CENTS
so cents. 81, IS, s., and IS per bottle and can select
what size they please Those who are able certainly
Will purchase the largest sizes, for they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
d
DR.. WoLCOTT is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years. and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball enthusiastically time
| to snatch a lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
honor to make'a single false statement.
1t is needless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
caiarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathseme
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up the ANNIHILATOR in pints, instead of half
ptnts, and makes it One~guarer stronger and more
efhclen. He has cured, by the oil this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
| man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
| was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles aud he sell
nifty pint bottles to one Of the smaller SIZE Thou
sands sane suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach can cure it, for the disease is in the
head. You might as well put plaster OH the foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera
ton in the head and running sore the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it at night runs down to the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. A sneeze is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, ffom this
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead of addine
| snuff and more filth
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| Uhite wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
| there is ONE PLACE you go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. ITO Chafham-square, New York, and IL Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up hopeless.
| Folks possessed of common wit
| Buy BOTTLES that white wrappers fit,
| But tools are often caught and sold
| With printed wrappers brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w