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Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-11-11
NUMBER 80.
All Sorts Of Items.

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being written by Mrs. Ann s. Stephens.
lin Milwaukee they call harness makers
horse milliners."
IA boy in Maine recently set fire to o
barn in order to break up setting hen.
Three young ladies ran foot race at
an Iowa fair.
MIR. Golightly says he likes men Of
spirit. Most Of his acquaihtances are bar.
tenders.
The chief end Of man is his head. It
is sometimes not an ovcr-creditable end to
reach. .
1.-The reason why conscience doesn't
trouble some men is-they haven't got any.
1t don run in some families at all.
...About the only person that we ever
heard Of that wasn't spoiled by being lion.
lied was q Jew named Daniel.
...IIet a youth who stands at bar with
glass Of liquor in his hand consider which
he had better throw awoy-the liquor or
himself.
...Prentice says there are at least forty
Radical members of Congress who could
yield their places to "the forty thieves
without disadvantage to the country.
brigham Young thinks he has succeed.
ed in giving his theatre sacred charac-
ter but regrets that boys will whistle in
tho gallery. .... .,t....
."A western editor describes the scene at
a popular lecture thus: "Three thousand
ladies were hanging on the lips of one man."
"A pretty strong man that
my son, hold up your head and tell
me who was the strongest man?' 30.
nah" "Why so?' "Cause the whale
couldn't hold him after he got him down."
...Several families who have. spent the
summer at Dumbarton, New Hampshire,
remained to admire the woods in autumn,
and on Saturday last took sleigh-ride, and
had merry time.
...Sambo had been whipped for stealing
his masters onions. One day he brought
in skunk in his arms and said: Massa,
here's de chap dat steals de onions Whcw
smell Linn brefP'
..."Charley, was very much shocked to
hear you singing Pop goes the Weasel in
church. "Well, mamma, 1 heard every
body else singing, and it was the only tune
l knew"
! ...Never faint when you are alone. AL.
ways select some good opportunity-or
young man. The more persons there arc
about you, the more successful will be your
fit. A woman should not only faint we'll,
but be above suspicion.
"A little girl of three years was saying
her prayers not long since, when her little
brother, about four years old, came slyly up
behind and pulled her hair. Without NOV
ing her head she paused, and said: "Please,
Lord, excuse mo minute, while l lick
Herby."
IA physician was called to see man in
this town the other day, who on being asked
if he hadn't taken something strange into
his stomach, replied that he believed he had
-"It must have been that glass of water.
Haven't been so imprudcnt, doctor, for ten
years.
IA lady whose fondness for generous
living had given her flushed face and car
buhcled nose, consulted Dr. Cheyne. Upon
surveying herself in tho glass she exclaim-
ed, "N here in the name of wonder, doctor,
did get such a nose?' "Out of the de-
canter, madam" replied the doctor.
...The fires in the Oregon woods are
double calamity. Besides the destruction
of property, they drive the wild beasts into
the settlements, where they commit great
ravages
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-11-11

ADVICE TO YOUNG MEN.-Let the busi.
ness of every one alone, and attend to your
own. Don't buy what you don't want. Use
every hour to advantage, and study to make
q leisure hour useful. Think twice before
you spend dollar; remember you will have
another to make for it. Look over your
books regularly, and if You find an error
trace it out Should strJke Of misfortune
come upon you in your business, retronch,,
work harder, but never fly the track Con-
front difficulties with unainching persever-
ance, and they will fly at last; then you viii
be honored; but shrink, and you will bc
despiscd.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-11-11
n, EW BARBER ssoR.
n1nOMSBURG, PA.

, ,,n,,c nre respectfully Informed that they can
Tue puuS.S with everything In the iiiinary line
bs ~ most reasonable terms, and IN goods not
% e y.s Sssuy ~ s. Su aS%,nSa.y and o '%
tswn. n ~. Womcn and Misses wear, are heaut'ful
wall calculated to sui. the tases Of the most
fastidious. .r, ....,,o .noc,a, nt,ent jou
Dre 80 Making WI, rersvc si ns si,y her are
LII IN style.
Give her en'' ,,. ida, he,ow Market;
store on Main s,trct (nor,h sag, pe''" ''"'
N,oos,sLurp, October u lsds'-'w'
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-11-11
hlI Kinds Gf Machinery

for CoIleries, Giast Furnaces, Stationary Engines
MILLS, THREsiiiNG MACHINES, &c. &c.
he is also prepared to make Stoves, all sizes and
patterns, p'ow. ons aud everything usually made in
hist.class Countries.
His extensive facilities md practical wo:kncn, war
innt him in receiving the largest contracts on The
~ ist reasonable terms.
" Grain Of all kinds VIII be taken in exchange for
castings.
NJ This establishment IL ioca ed the i.aGkawa
na 4 BloOmsburg Railroad Depot.
Bioom sburg Gent 10. lS63
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11
UTERINE CATHOLIC0N

If faithfully used according to directions, will
cure every case Of Diabetes, and greatly mitigate
the troublesome effects caused by relaxation of
the outlet of the bladder. 1t is most successful
remedy for Gravel and other diseases of the Kid.
neys and Bladder, and for Female Diseases Is nm,
equaled. The Catholicon uniformly cures Pro.
lapsis Uteri, Whites, all Irregularities of the
Monthly Turns, Suppression, Incontinence Of
Urine, Bloating ard Dropsical Swelings, and all
Diseases of Pregnancy. The specific action Of
this medicine is immediate and certain upon the
Uterine and Abdominal Muscles and Ligaments,
childhood and youth, SO that patients who have
used the Graefenberg Company's Uterine CatLoh.
con cannot sufficiently express their gratitude for
the relief afforded. Redington & Co.. Agents
Ale and Ais Front street, San Francisco
San Francisco March g. 1867 ov,o.,,
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REDINGTON & CO.'S
Essence of Jamaica Ginger !!

B6s- This valuable preparation, containing in
highly concentrated form all the properties of
the Jamaica Ginger, has become one of the most
popular domestic remedies for all diseases of the
stomach and digestive organs.
AS tonic, it will be found invaluable to all
persons recovering from debility, whether pro-
duced by fever or otherwise, for whilst it imparts
to the system all the glow and vigor that can be
produced by wine brandy, it is entirely free
from the reactionary efforts that follow the use
of spirits of any kind
1t is also an excellent remedy for females who
suffer from difficult menstruation, giving almost
immediate relief to the spasms that so frequent
ly accompany that period.
1t gives immediate relief to Nausea, caused by
riding in a railroad car, or by sea-sickness, or
other causes. 1t is also valuable external
application for Govt Rheumatism, Neuralgia etc.
REDL.N'GTO.H' CO.,
Sole Agents for the Pacific Coast.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

ANOTHER RENEGADE-Among those who made
speeches of rejoicing on Thursday night, at the
Casserly serenading demonstration, was W. H.
l.. Barnes, the whilom Union orator. whose high
sounding phrases rang in our ears so often in
behalf of the Union party in days gone by, and
who was glowingly eloquent upon the horrors of
Democracy and secession. The boast of his
friends then that he was partner of Eugene
Casserly and still Union man. Alas, for the
weakness of human nature, the nomination of
his partner by the Democratic caucus turned his
head and he turned his coat, and now boasts of
his allegiance to the triumphant Democracy
Another one of the summer and sunshine friends
who are ready to desert at the first approach OF
clouds. We congratulate the Democracy upon
their acquisition. -SdcrdmeRto Bee.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

CHRISTMAS REMEMBRANCE OF THE ORPHANS
The Sacramento Bee makes the following refer
ence to the holiday charities of San Francisco
people so far the Protestant Orphan Asylum
was concerned 80 There were left at the news
paper Offices a variety of articles, from the sub
stantialS of life down to candy and toys, to-
gether with the sum of STA %. In addition
the Secretary received $3.50 from the Builders
Insurance Company, 800 worth of provisions
from II. S. Romans, of the New York Mutual
Life Insurance Company, and $50 from I'M
known friend of the Asylum. MeSsrs. Brigham
delo & Machiaveo sent four boxes of crackers,
two boxes of maccaroni, one box of farina and
box of paste Messrs Bernheim Il Ehren-
port, two boxes of candies Thurnauer & Znn,
a lot of toys another, package of dolls an
other, two sacks of nuts and a box of candy !;
another, box of candy and from lady friend,
barrels of -four, 30 boxes apples, 100 pounds
of white and 1870 pounds of yellow sugar, so
pounds of coffee, half chest of tea. and IA box
of candy; the whole fanked with 200 pounds of
turkeys from Andrew A. Louderback, of the
California Market.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11
FLEAS.

LYONS MAGNETIC INSECT POWDER is sure and GER
tain death everything the species-Fleas Roach
es, Mosquitoes, Ants, Bugs,
1T KILLS INSTANTLY.
What peculiarly surprising regard this article
that Notwithstanding its instant death insects it
ectly harmless To mankind and domestic animals 1t
inhaled eaten with IMMUNITY 1t bears the testimony
eminent dsnterested chemists that it is
FREE FROM POISON.
No article has given such positive satisfaction its
Its reputation well known 1t is easily and readily
directions accompany each flask Beware of
The Genuine has the signature of f. LYON and the private
stamp of DAMAs BARNES Co. Anything else of this kind
imitation counterfeit Any druggist will procure the
genuine if you insist you will have o other
Sold by ali druggists and dealers Pacific coast.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

We ARE HoNEsr.-We must have very honest
Federal Assessors and Collectors in California,
as the books show that one-sixteenth of the re-
ceipts for distilled liquors in the United States
are collected in the Fifth Revenue District of
this State. The total revenue, as reported a few
days ago by the House committee. was twenty
five millions. OF this sum 81, 100, 745 10 are
collected in San Francisco and San Mateo coun-
ties New York city and Brooklyn, with their
million OF inhabitants, exceed this amount only
by the paltry of Sloo, 900! What a set of
scoundrels in New York What an honest set
OF people in San Francisco.-NarysrUe Appeal.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11
PLANTATION BITTERs.


owe much to you, for 1 verify believe
the Plantation Bitters saved my life.
REV. ". II. WAGGoNER, Madrid, n. Y"
Thou wilt send me two bottles more OF
thy Plantation Btters My wife has been greatly benefited
have been great sufferer from Dys-
pepsa- and had to abandon preaching. . The Plan
tation Bitters have cured me-
REV. j. :. CATHoRN Rochester, n. Y"
" have given the Plantation Bitters to
hundreds of disabled soldiers with the astonishing
effect. q. W. d. ANDREWS,
Superintendent Soldiers Home Cincinnati o."
The Plantation Btter make the weak strong the largud
brilliant. and are exhausted Natures great
The public may assured that in will the per-
fecy pure standard of the PLANTATION BTTER be departed
from. Ecey B,c bears the fac sime IF signature
steelplate engraving ii cannot be genuine.
Any persoa preRing To sell PLANTATION BrTERs IN bull
By tie gaon. is sciaier and imposer Becdre Of
rftled boties See that Pirate Stamp UNMUTILATED
erery c6rk.
Said by all Druggists Grocers Dealers throughout the
world.
p. II. DRAKE q CO., New York,
Sole PrOprietOrs.
REDINGT0N & CO., 4l6 and 4l8 Front
street, San Francisco
Agents for C1tifornia and Nerada.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

LIE oroRa.-lhe three weeks continued storm
in the ceutral and southern portion of the State
was more severe and disastrous in some nstan-
ces than the great one of six years ago. At Sac
ramento the American river was two feet b;obar
than in 81, but the new levees completely nro-
tected it, and the Capital will not be cbancod 49,
the State House moved. At San Franc;sco ~ !.
storm was severe and disastrous. One acoo, .ne
says the mad waters of the ocean went ona I'...
dred feet above Seal Rock
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11
INFORMATION WANTED.

OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF JAMES ALON-
" 20 MATHEWS, who left Canyon City, Trim
ity county, in March, 1868, and was last heard
from at Portland, Oregon, in June, 1864. Math-
ews is six feet high, light complexion, black hair
and whiskers. Is by trade blacksmith. Any
information will be thankfully received at the
TRINITY JOURNAL Office, Weayerville California.
January 4, 1868. 52:tf.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

OpD Reconstruction the official proceed
ings of the Grand Lodge of the United States
we learn that the membership, June Both, 1867,
reached pa sol, and the annual receipts amount
ed to 81 ,s0i, 43l. During the year ending June
:}0th, S4Gl ,4G6 paid for the relief of men,
bers SOL, l34 for the relief of widowed fami-
lies, and SIP, go for burying the dead. Num-
her OF Lodges in the United States, 2,S60; of
Encampments, G97. Referring to these statis-
tics, the New 1ge says Taking an average of
increase of membership of the Order FOR the wear
ending June 30th, 1861, for the six months from
June :t0th to December ;}lst, the Order must now
have a membership of at least 225 ,000-a vast
army, whose concentrated energy, resources, in
tluence and power if properly directed, could,
in addition to is works of charity, lay its
mighty hand with crushing weight upon all the
evils that curse society, making the desert places
of earth to blossom like the rose, and all man
kind to unite with the angelic host in the an
them of o Glory to God in the highest, and on
earth peace aud good will to men,
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11
REDINGTON'S
fladoring Ertrarts

are made from Fresh Fruits. Each
bottle holds twice much as any other
brand in the market consequently they
are the cheapest and the best
ESP Use no other.
REDINGTON & co. Ag'ts
for the Pacific coast.
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s:T186ox.

great French Physician says 'ore than half of the
disease in the world comes from neglect to fory the
against changes of climate and food The eat
cret of health to keep the condition of the and
BLOOD regular and uniform that changes from Heat
oo from Dry to Damp etc. upset machinery of
the body, and breed diseases"
Now, is fact positive and known that tbera ia No
such bulwark and assistant for the Stomach as
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

WHAT REASON l-s' would not rou
Eastern man if | had to live an old maid ali ~, n
life, exclaimed a buxom country lass. q WIZ
not?" remarked her astonished comnar;on'
" Because every paper you pick up contains an
account of the failure of the Eastern mails ~
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

Tell me not in mournful numbers
Life is sinking to decay,
Should there come in frightful numbers
Der your heads the silvery gray.
Life is real. life is earnest,
Why should any one despair,
" Dust thou art to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the hair.
Not the marks of age or sorrow,
On your tresses long should stay
You can live that each tomorrow
Find them darker than to day.
Time is long, but age shall find you,
Though your hair with lustre wave'
Soon when fading, I will remind you,
You are marching to the grave.
In the worlds sublimer calling,
Where we each our race must run,
If your hair he falling, falling,
Use the g Martha Washington"
Trust no other, howe'er pleasant
None can do what this has done;
Try Railways keep it present.
Use the g Martha Washington"
Twenty thousand heads remind US
What a noble test it's stood;
Millions more shall come behind us,
With their tresses all renewedl
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

APPoINTMENT.-The Governor has appointed
Dr. Tallaferio of Marin county, Resident Physi-
clan at the Peuitentiary. The Doctor represent
ed Marin county in the House in 1852, and So.
mona and Marin, in the Senate, in 1857.
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11
The Old Year.

The old year is dead though many grateful
remembrance of home and friends fingers to
endear and sanctify its departed scenes. 1t has
taken with it to the obivous eternity from
whence it sprang its months and moments, mer-
cies and miseries. What changes a single year
brings over the world. How many dear friend
1t has taken from the land of the living; how
many brilliant dreams of the future it has dissi-
pated, and how many fond hope it has extin-
guished But the last sand is run-the Old
Year is gone, and have entered upon the
New. What solemn thought. How very i'm
perfectly realize the great value of time.
How idly let the moments of our life slip
from Yet these moments so precious
that the Giver only allows one at a time. Year
after year glides away, and leaves us no better
than at the beginning, and perhaps but little
wiser. Still, we always begin new year with
fresh hopes, new resolves and determinations.
Titus the years of life glide away, and leave us
unchanged in habits and principles True if
our principles are good we should never change
them. But our habits always need reforming
Every year brings nearer to the hour when
we must shuttle off this mortal coil and take our
places in the q undiscovered country" The
bell of Times great railroad has rung and
every being is off on his annual journey-not a
living is left behind At no past period
were there many passengers as now; never
the train so long, and never, perhaps, so
richly laden with lies best possessions and
mans greatest wealth, in temporal comforts and
spiritual blessings, in wealth of body and soul
Never before has so valuable freight moved
over Time ample sweep.
As fairly on our journey, hurried along at
Time swftest whirl, it becomes us to reflect on
our position and prospects. Friends, let us med
itate upon the past, and of the present. What
and where shall we be when the DAYS of this
year are numbered? In what world-amid what
scenes of uncomfortable interest, the days
and months of 1868 are numbered?
The past cannot recall The future is not
ours Only the present is given us. And yet.
while we strive to improve it, we may antici-
pate the future LAURA AK.
TRINITY RIVER, January l. 1868
Weekly Trinity journal. [volume] (Weaverville, Calif.) 1857-1972, 1868-01-11

MEXICAN

1t is admitted fact that the Mexican Mustang inment
performs in shorter than
article discovered
No compound has invented useful and effca-
cious in curing
RHEUMATISM. SORE THROAT
STIFF ami WEAK JOINTS, BURNS,
BRUISES EAR ACHE,
SPRAINS SWELIINGS,
FRESH CUTS OR WOUNDS,
Or any other complaint requiring external application.
FOR HORSES
1t indispensable and invaluable remedy in all
SPAWN Spnt, Ring Bone. Wind Calls Bruises
1t should be kept in house. camp and stable Acct
dents will occur. Prompness is efficacy.
All genuine is wrapped in steelpate engavngs, bearing
the signature of c. W. Wetbrook Chemist and the pirate
U. 5. stamp of DEM,s BARNES & Co. over the top
An effort has been made counterfeit it with cheap
stone plate label. LO0t cioSeiy!
Sold by all Druggists and Stores in every town and mining
camp on Pacific coast. 47l2:oy.
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owe much to you, for l verify believe
the Plantation Bitters saved my life
REV W. II. WAGGoNER, Madrid, n Y"
The Sweetwater forerunner. [volume] (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1867-1869, 1868-04-30
COMMENCEMENT
ENIGMA.

Ny first seems at present to be our in
evitable lot.
My second is generally thought to FORE
bode evil.
My third has been admired in all ages
of the world.
My fourth can be realized by few in
this state Of existence.
My fifth, of brightest and most beauti-
full plumage, is now seldom seen, having
flown to more congenial cline.
My sixth is real blessing to all that
come within her sphere.
My seventh moves onward regardless of
politics or war.
My eighth accompanies the great and
good of all countries.
My ninth overcomes many and great OBJ
stacles.
My tenth is a national and individual
virtue not much practised at this time.
The initials of the words thus defined
form a name that will be handed down to
posterity, remembered and honored, when
millions of miserable creatures now occu-
ping unenviable positions shall have pass.
ed into utter forgetfulness. LoUDoN.
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" There is merchant in this town
who has novel way of trying to keep up
his spirits when trade is dull, He has
been caught in the act of going through
the following interesting performance
Personating both seller and buyer, he
will stand in front of the counter and
bargain with himself for number of lit
tie articles; such, for instance, as he has
found TO be of slow sale. lie then MIN
bly, ''changcS front to rear" gracefully
and expcditiously "dOcs up" the packages,
and is about to "hand them over" when
for the first time he seems to realize the
utter unproiitaLlcness Of such trading.
Dolefully undoing the packages and re-
arranging his shelf he goes to the door,
takes in his calico, and closes his smpo-
rum for the day.
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VI As we are now at considerable

VI As we are now at a considerable
expense in building printing office, We
are again forced to call upon those who
are indebted to us for subscriptions, &c.
All such will greatly obligc us by calling
and paying their accounts, or byrcmitting
the amounts through the mail
BY paying 81 80 additional, all those
who commenced with the small size Of the
paper will receive the FoRERUNNER until
tho 18th of March, 1869. Those who
have not ayailcd themselves of this op-
portunity still have the privilege of doing
SO.
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W The Masonic fraternity having de-
cidcd to open permanent frst-class school
at Loudon, East Tennessee, to commence
the first Monday in September next, wish
to procure the services of an efficient and
experienced teacher to take charge of the
same. Mr.. A. D. Rhea, corresponding
secretary, will be open to correspondence
on the subject, and all particulars will be
given upon application. None need APP
ply unless well recommended. Papers
friendly to the cause please copy.
The Sweetwater forerunner. [volume] (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1867-1869, 1868-04-30

~ The Southern Journal of Music
for April1s on our table. 1t is publish
ed monthly by William McCarroll at
Louisville, KY, at the low price Of one
dollar per annum, in advance. Each num-
Der furnishes music which in sheet form
would cost sixty cents. The publisher Of
fers in the April number, a fine list of
pr emiums for getters up of clubs. Send
ten cents to the "Journal'' and get sam
pie copy, from which all the particulars
can be learned.
The Sweetwater forerunner. [volume] (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1867-1869, 1868-04-30

" The attention of those interested
is especially called to Messrs. Cowan, Nc
Chung Il Co.'s advertisement in this issue.
1t is almost superhuous to say anything
in favor of this well-known house, as every
body who is posted in business affairs
recognizes it as the foremost mercantile
establishment in East Tennessee. Close
attention to business, strict integrity and
liberal advertising have only accomplish
ed for these gentlemen their inevitable
results.
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" Any of our friends who send cor
rect answers to "Loudon'S" enigma will be
treated with great politencss at Fry's
Store, and will also be entitled to the
FoRERUNNER one year, for two dollars, in
advance.