The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-10-22

Scene at dinner table, at WhiCh
clergyman il present: Laadlady -.Mr.
Choksr, r., win Il. you .. say gsscs !. -. lsssss
'.y sSsns.was' :r..s.; some 'Ss9s't Sss9s'tAle e. -
This country IL BY EaEtno large IN ~
main very long uIsievsbs GqYrnn'sne,
| and the day will come when the SotteA
will be indcpendent.-A AsFPAs y .lPsr.
peal. s..~s''..,'.
At performances Al fEYE0&Q&a in
New York the ofherdaY, PapNaMf killed
himself appropriately ilf chs 1ast -, bss
the curtain would not IoAt AteVA, h14
the dead man was obliged to ~ up Ind
walk Off amid the applause Of the sas-
dience. i2t1 IssTy ICd
Democrats ARE all trakoss-bJkS1k,
eral principles, probably. .n-eA. 1tsse6s
There is no use In the Times turujng,
estates evidence" There n ,p1e14I o.
proof without it.-Jom1a6t.f u u gs1H
A little girl, just past her dlsb X9ql
while chattering about the beaux TIL
visited two Of tire sex In the same houe
of more mature age, being asked, ~'.WAet
do You mean by beanx, AhiijG:" seplID4
why, mean men that shayer not m
much sense. 49, 70 .TIuIifx da .ysso
Ifyou want to pay 2, TAX tdalls1yassaA
government on every lolikrs1 WUtth Of
property you have, W. II h9d ,6 h104Syj
or wine, vote tho DcnDcIafic dckek-
The platform demands ntaxA&iQaAoE ~
property alike .rTEo3'o 9HysM Tx
A lecturer was cxp xplaining fu-E.ns1A
girl how lobster east his shelf wnen -
had outgrown. II, t"Nyhat do you -
when yots have outorosSn TUur 0otlupof
You cast them aside. ,io jyeu not2 Oo,
no, replied the little one, 1--WE let 0ue
the tucks. 7@3 a@ ,sctIhT tJllyaar
Among the Republican Ipottoes ut
meeting in Newton OH the htA. Mas, ono
held by u one legged soldier, stAndfn1
on IA wagon In the procession: ""The
rel. rebels haye ssot my leg, but they eAh's
"Ma, if should die and 60 to heaven,
could | wear my niosfe1nniignGd dress -
mo, my loyc we can scarcely suppose
we shall wear the attire OF this word e
the angels know l hcioneto ths. hests@
cicty?n -fs..Drf t.2l aa..,.....
"Thessavings banks and life ipsUraace
COMPANIES viii be crippled orf rY9iasd bx
says Horatio Seymour, antio SipR -
steps on PLATFORM, tlic cardinal rp9ank
IN which demands that they. Ahall ~
crippled and ruined, and Rnpquncss
that he approves 1T.
Van Amburg's elephant, bclhg 9uivel-
opea In huge blanket, was plalsihglp-
gltivc straws III hay from the ExuviplkU
/ pokiug his trunk through All opening. III
his covering, observing which, a AQls0f
/ Emerald Isle, who had Just entered sx-
claimed: And wlfut sort of y etal9e -
that atm hay with his tail pa II r..n
| The Axininster carpet In y lnxp8iOes
parlor il worth about as much a. n good
stone farmhouse in New YORK Or iii.
nois. The Republican, party WUald
maintain the law which staxeA heavily
! the rich mans iai,eStSy. AMI leaves the
workiug.manis dwelling ;, free, The
Democratic party proposes to tax both
equally. 80 4i''t si'liny
Questions pu, to children aosm~s a.
variably elicit the answer 'antlsiyiAA9a.
The following anec,lote sis illAstrative:
The pastor of u popular church one sab
bath evening at the sunday SchOof Con-
cert, said, Boys, when I heard four
beaatiful songs Tonight, IatthaAk IAr6
work to keep my feet still -Whet 6o
you suppose Is the fWatter with th90ty's
"Chilbains, sir!n cried out b iittiv sfx-
year old boy, which, notwitllsta ndlhg
the s>lemnity of the ocoasiDu, sak ths
whole audience ia a roar. t,na ,d, fna
! When Valandighan WAS arrested .foI
treason, Seymour wrote:
"If this proceeding Is approved by the
people, it Is not .nerely a stsp towards
revolution. II is revolution. >. 1t will
not only lead to military despotism. II
establishes military despotism. Fit ID
upheld our liberties are overthrown.-
The safety Of our persons, the security
of our property, viii hereafter depend
upon the arbitrary willS0f aAIctl Militery
rulers ny may Ire placed over us while
constitutional guarantees Win be broken
down. '1'
When the Erie Canal was first started
the subject Of investing in 10 Wan dis
, I cussed in II Quaker business meeting o
the men. It WAS opposed by all influ
: ential member-no other than Ella
Iicks-on the ground Of It's being
/ Speculation. Among other objections
he went on to say, ''NVban Eo4 creates
'ns n"S wGra ays if Fl. 4hsm Sise9 Rs's u
"A veighty Friend' lone oietffeir t1sms
rose up and said slowly III tire intoninl
voice in which they always speak iI
meeting, And Jacob dig-ged . well,
and sat down.
= said an old darkey, when Sheima1
z was moving southward, II rscesn hl
viii win. They always whip hinE the{
: say, but he keeps eomin and . comm. /
+ / i, pretty much SO with these Demo
cratic gains. they have gained ever
year since the lsepubhcan party W.
born and still its'keclH . copiA't'a B1
and bye, no doubt, the rebels viii "gc.
y it Just whese they want IT. much {,
:. ,hey used to do with Grant aiad She1
4 man. Aud then, propabsyf atlrsy wy
II surrender at discretion, ssvIa= 4..a..p
i One ofthe most nagai Af9nt ,Sghem4
+ of modern times is that conceived; by
Italian, who, after long resldence
Africa, has settled az Florence. He aiI
NJ nothing frftsss' aGar3aiess than tll
reclamation ofuhe Great Desert. OF Sahl
IN, and its eoiLpc.s,Qn into fruitful &
rjog, by means Of aftcsian wellsi Y
n'f Know that wi,at ATE cailsd the OAsl
;, of that desert owe their verdure a4d e
: tility to the springs Of water which fof
- III air eeiters, aud it is seemingly eerta
= Eth4t II the whole ofth present wilde
y ne,s could be nYtiticiallystTiUst
- wond biossaniiks, the lyss,. rose. ~
Il 4 man who ;ire8uented cde n
II Paris, was recently observer 5by
a mistress to te. sitting with Ms 81
!. elftpty before .hiia.d 'iMihae,.NAit y