The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-03
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HUMBCG.

III "A Ia UMBCG,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever snce tie
~ first Of august
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie
Or Il it humbug
are the doctors,
Not acquaint ;
For they always
Have been jealous
when their p tients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
AS h gh as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their ewes
But the cry
Is lways humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree O cost over ten
square Ne York for the removal and cure OF all
ma rner OF pain AMI disease. The Office ia constant
ly crowded Nlth patients, rain or shine. Every per-
Knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips
No pills to wallow down;
we want no burning linimentS
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease.
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
Or Undertakers fees.
We know all Pills hay, had their day
That th' sic is deceit;
The l. rect and the bloody Bowl
We never more Shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purya ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
A IRE BLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles brush with
dexterlty, and lays on the PAINT that neve leaves
color or stain, he paints girls, boys, meA and wo-
men, by e hundreds, e,ecy day and evening He
removes pain as If ~ magic, Of any or nature,
whether chronic or acute. from simple MOSQUITO
bic to the mos trghtu cancer Broken down,
trembling Ia tents are sent by the officers OF hospi-
tails TO WOLCOTTS Office, No. 17O Chatham square,
~ Y, an ali pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense, without money price, for the ten
| ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
pa aces OF Filth Avenue All, all are treated alike
| and each wait their urn for application OF that
wonde ful remedy PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain. and misery vanishes instantly, as il command
ed by supernitu agent The scepter of thu king
dom of pain is bros en- under the Cueh of the brush
and crunibles like spiders web, where hetore 1t
held is ylctinw tn an ron grasp for OF ears
| Hundreds fphysci ms have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment, and tho~e who expected to
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven t. it's
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him double the price at once; but the Doctor
| with an emphatic No, settles the mat er The peo-
pie shall have 1t, and every body else, for rs cents,
30 cents, u, 49, 80, and SIS per bottl and select
what sizt h pleas III Sc who are able certainly
VIII purchase the largest Sizes they cont ain
teen OF the doll II bottles, anu hold enough to Dive
pam hadons, instead OF small DO, tie that removes
pain only by inches.
DIR. VOL UrT is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to lind him. He has no time to
visit ace courses or base bali matches hardly time
| to snatch a lunch.-Peope of common sense know
that he means just what LIE says. He has too much
| honJr to make single false statement.
1T ne dless tor to state the success he has al
ready achieved In the sale of his old standard reme-
dy, the ANNlHILhTGR, universally ratrouized or
calarfh and colds i'll the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remed, tor that lOaths me
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANN lLATOR IN pints. instead of haJ
| psnfs, and mases it one-qulr er stronger and mon
| eficien He has curei, BY tn OF this valuable
medic Me- not only thoua of almost hopeless cases
| of cataIrh, nut hundre DIS OF weak nerves. Many
man who's hands tremb ed to such degree thai it
was impossible to read newsI aper without laying
| 1t on desk, and who could scarcely write their
bottles hold thee OF the 80 cent botles aud he sells
fifty pint hottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
that DISCUS ing disease CATAKRH, which leafs d.
| rectly to lung Complaints, dysprps weak nerves,
pain in the side anu stomach, anu live. complaint
| Doctors in neral do not understood Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Mol hing taken
into the stomach cure ii, Tor the disease in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
| to cure an ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is ulc ra-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tai
in the throat and clogs III at night runs down 10 the
| stomach and un ermin the whole constitution.
CatarI h snuff wi Away produce catirrh and ag-
graVate the disease. A sneeze is natures most en-
| PuhiO Vi hluu is unOSC Positively
| iniur GUS
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the dIffic ty in thu throat and siomaah, tom this
load OF phlegm anlly pouring from the head, is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adding
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none Oi the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| 1chife wrappers
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
| there is ONE PLACE you can GO, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
| No. ITO Chatham-sQuare New York, and y Hanno-
yer streeF. Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w