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The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

BUSINESS ME II ! !. ,,,,,,, 49,,
and secure
Permanent Advertisement
in the States Of
Virginia, West Virginia and the
Q:ssy:st Of Colombia,
besides SPECIAL advertisement in either Of the
Staunion papers, for three months, free Of charge.
Y on get all this for fesa saOllays. by adverti-
sing on the Business Map Of Staupt0n.
For Circulars, address
GEO. n. BAKER & CO.,
feb. 26-H Staunton. Va
I'D. T. POWELL, late of Harrison & Powell,
I Richmond, Va. with
GWATHMEY BROTHERS,
WHOLESALE GRoCERs and
COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
NORFOLK, VA.
Call special attention to Norfolk as Flour and
Butter market, and iayite csnsignrepts Of Pro-
duce generally.
Refers to Powell Rlaekly, Staunton; Charles
J. Palmer, Arbor Hill; Hill & Peasants. Spots
& Gibson, Tyler & Son, Richmond; LIST National
Bank, Citizens Bank, Norfolk. april LIT
Established 1911.
TT IL. EISENBRANDT,
Ii. Importer and Manufacturer of
MUSICAL INSTR U1lENIS,
IS Baltimore Street.
BALTIMORE, MD.
Brass Instruments, Guitars, 4iQlns,
Strings, &c.
Bands, Collegiate Institutes, &C., supplied On
the most reasonable terms. march l8-1y
II MARKRITER.
a. No. 4S6, 7th Street, between and &,
Washington city, d. c., "
dealer in
Choice Stock CT Paper Hanging Window Shades,
Oval Picture Frames, Picture Cord and
Tassels, Paintings, Ehgfavings, &c.
Orders promptly filed at the lowsst prices.
feb. 26-ly
IMPORTANT TO MILLERS.
can furnish on short notice at a reasena-
BILE price, Superior Brush Mountain dill Stenes
Addrese,
JOHN H. KINNIER,
jan 16-Sp Lynchburg. Va.
NEM BOOK AND STATIONERY STORE.
IN On Main street, hext 10 Links Drug
store, Staunton, Va.
win keep constantly on hand, the largest and
best selected stock in the Valley. Cheap for cash
Envelopes cents pack. Paper cents 2 qure,
everything else in proportion. Orders solicited
and promptly filled at lowest rates Call and ex-
anime. NJ. ouLLlVa AN,
march 25-tf Staunton, Va.
DEKIODxCAL DERQT.-New York
I Ledger. Saturday Night. imney Corner,
and all other popular weeklies: Cooley, Demorest,
Uarner's Bazaar, and all the fashionable books
of the day-Harpers and the Eclectic Magazine,
and in fact all the standard publications. both
foreign and domestic, furnished at publishers pri-
ces at the new book store, next to Lisls'a.
april 15-tf NJ. SULLIVAN.
THRANK H. LINK,
II DKUGa1sr, MAIN ST.,
Staunton, Va.
Dealer in
PURE DRUGS AND MEDICINES, SOAPS,
pERFUMERY, &C., SC.
An Panular Patent Medicines fer Sale.
hsyr Particular attention given to Prescriptions
feb b-tf
i've Stuffs.-IRdigo, nader, cepperas, al
L. I'm, blue stone, cuapear, red wood. ex
tract Of lcgwood, ground ditto, chip ditto, rec
saunders, carmine, sol. meer tin, spirit Of Sc:
salt, curcuma, SC. Sold by +. Il. LINK
| april l5-H Druggist
COaps.-Honey, glycerine, elder flower. pom
/ - cine, jockey club, .foquire musk, palm, BROW
windsor eosmetic bars mrs. partington's walnu
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

@ oaps.-Honey, glycerine, elder flower, pom
- cine, Jockey club, foqdire musk, PALM brown
windsor, cosmetic bars, mrs. partingtons, walnut
oil shaving, shaving cream, white and notified
.. g. soap. Sold By !' +. +: LINK.
rril lk-0 psrSgsss.
si',a i.'-sk 1f.ss"@'
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27
INSURE YOUR LIFE

1t insures on Mutual Cash. Non fcrfeiting plans,
aateslow, terms liberal and policies within reesA
If the poorest.
Agents wanted every where to make active saa-
yass for business, to whom liberal csmpensatisa
viii be made. 80, 49,
Eg~ Do not delay insuring year hfs. pR&TF
may have marked you ra'lis NEXT VICTIM, and
cave those dependent uIaa you to suffering and
sant. - faprilo II
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27
Ag1'icultairal Implements
NNW STAGE line!

CHARLESTON TO LEWIsBURGlI
TRI-WEEKLY LINE!
We have recently put TRI-WEEKLY LINE
STAGES on the road leading from Charleston,
sanawh& county, to I,ewisDu,ig, West Virginia,
vhere they connect with the line gunping3 from
nat place 10 he termaous Of lie Virginia Central
abroad, forming a thorough connection by
ne eastern cities. H~ - - 80
There is go NIGHT TRAVEL on this route, and
.assengers come through TO Lewisburg. in TWO
'Als: J. l. :. T2OTTER BRO.
feb ct
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

EW BOOKS.--A Defence Of Virgiais--
~ and through her CT the South},
recent and pending costests against ths see-
Quail parry, by Pref. RoET. L. DABSEY, p. ?.
Louisa Muh,haeh's Historical Novels.
~ ROBT. CONAN.
Sep i0--tf Stauuton, Va.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27
yOMMissIONEE.s NOTICE.

COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.
~ 10 TEE CREDITORS OF JOHN BEcx DEc'D: :
Il obedience to decree OF the Circuit Court for
augusta County. in The cause of Beck al W.
eek's infants Sc, netice is hereby given to the
rediiors Of john Heck, deed, TO present their
salsas to me. at my office IL Staunton, on or be-
ore Aenday, he Sth day IF June mat.
JOS. A. WApDELL,
may a 50 q Commissioner,
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

THE MARKETS.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

DEKIOD1CAL DERQT. York
I Ledger Saturday Night, Chimney Corner,
and all other popular weeklies: Cooley, Demorest,
Harpers Bazaar, and all the fashionable books
of the day-Harper's and the Eclectic Magazine
and in fact all the standard publications, BOTH
fareien and domestic furnished at publishers pri-
ces. at the new book store, next to LnEa.
april 15-tf M. SULLIVAN.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

Ave Stufis.-Indigo, ma1dsr, cepperas, al
IL um, blue stone, cuabear, red wood, ex-
tract of logwood, ground ditto, chip ditto, red
saunders, carmiue, sol. nicer. tin, spirit Of sea
salt, curcuma, SC, Sold BY +. Il. LINK,
april 15-tf Druggist.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

offer fer sale privately. the tracts o. land be-
ween the Hot and Warm Springs. belonging to
RS f. T. STROLLER and L. P. Daingerfeld, The
ut containing BIS acres and the other abeu.
% acres The houses and out houses are large
nd cnmmodious. Persons DESTROYS to pureAasS
,ss invited to examine. W. SkEEN,
march 25-tf Cevington. Va
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

r eft Her Home.
~ A CHERISHED MALTESE KITTEN, til
only Solace of a Dsconsolate Bachelor The OWE
er's Unbounded Gratitude viii be the reward
it's mpathzing restorer. Immensely generous
but no: half generous as CLAGETTS CELE
DRAFTED CREAM ALE, which Coleman, at tn.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

NyEY BoOK AND STATIONERY STORE.
IN = On Main strees, 1ae1t u Link Drug
store. Staunton, Va
win keep constantly on hand, the largest and
best selected stock in the Valley. Cheap for cash
Envelopes 5 cents pack. Paper cents quire.
everything else in proportion. Orders solicited
and promptly filed at lowest rates Call and ex-
anime NJ. SULLIVAN,
march 25-tf Staunton, Va.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27
JAMES A. MctLUNG.
J GROCER s COMMISSION MERCHANT,

y CovINeToy, VA.
Keeps constantly on hand we'll selected stock
t Dry Goods, Ready made Clothing. Cotton
Jarns. Groceries .Quetnsware. Hardware, Hats,
APPS, Boots. Shoes and Dye stutfs. which he Of
US at greatly :..aluced prices fer cash or pre-
uoe =
\. Resp eeeA4s,sni'y on hand. Burks's Ltv~
pgsfon Plows. feb eff
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1868-05-27

IMPORTANT TO MILLERS.
/ l can furnish on short notice at a reasena-
BILE price, Superior Brush Mountain dill IStenes
Address,
JOHN H. KINNIER,
jan 1854 4ynchhrrg, Va.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LET-A NICE COTTAGE HOUSE, ON 10TH STREET
with all the modern improvements to EMAIL family
BLISS a JANIS, Si6 Boone street.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

RIO LET-IN HARLEM, OPPOSITE ST. ANDREWS
Church. in l25th street, Fourth svenue, gentea
frame House, containing 10 lots of ground hand
son,sy laid out rent 5000 per annum, Apply TO GEORGE
PI,ATT 800 Fourth avenue, g. b. KENYON, ccyaer OF
~ street ana Third avenue
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LET-ENGLIsH BASEMENT ROUSE no. cH WEST
twenty fifth street. Price 5000 For further paTticu-
Inquire at the house, Of j. c. TRACY, ss Broad
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

n NO EET-rOyR STORY HIGH STOOP BROWN STONE
front House sos East Thiryfourth street. containing II
roomN, IN complSto order.
''' VIC. FLANAGAN, Iog chrystie stree.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LET, FURNISHED-THREE STORY HIGH sro0P
House, with all modern improvements, OF Second
avenue Seventy eighth street. Apply the premises any
time before 7. NJ. Call all the week.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

rrO LIE 1.-TWO BRICK HOUSES, NEAR THE CoRNEI
of sdson avenue and sixtysxth street. Rent onl,
$500 Sire and houses will be finished the
newt OF MAL Apply to THEODORE SCHMIDT, isS Fultor
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LEc-THE FIRST CLASS FOUR STORY BROWN
stone House, with stabs 20 East street. Rent
SS6oJ Apply to g. McCAFFREY, loS est Thir.ysecond
strp
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

Christopher street, conssing Of paror and basement
with rooms on vir hoor desirsb,e BATH water, gas
separate meter perfsct order Immediately In
flreo tre
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

no LET-FURNISHED, IN 12sTH STREET, NEAR
i FVtt avenue story high stoop House; ten
rooms MI the improvements; si60 per month.
X. II. HINE 561 Sixth avenue.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LET-ON EIGHTH STREET, ADJOINING TIE
corner Of Broadway, splendid large House, altered Tor
business purposes with plate glass windows Sc Apply on
th.p mi
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LET-A COTTAGE, SEVEN ROOMS TWO STORY
and basement water and gis excellent loeation; rent
$500 possession Apply premises "a Aast Forty
ninth street.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

rr,O IEr-FURyIsuED, A NEAT THREE STORY AMI
basement brck elega 1t order immediate Possession
private good L@ndy to Broadway cazs Apply
premises.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LETTHE UPPER PART OF THE HOUSE los KING
street, west OF Hudson street, consisting OF Front ana
shck ParlOs and thre BedroOms, with Water and gas
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LET-BY PECK 4 DREW, 9f5 BROADN contain
l75 Fifth very desirable small HOUSE nished
ing "A rooms all modern convenences and nice I'm Ioe
Twenty third street, from Fifth Avenue
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LEr-TO SMALL FAMILY, A splendid rFft.
Par all modern improvements at 343 West Tnlrty-nftA
street Eighth avenue 800 per month. Inquire ~
The New York herald., 1868-04-26
DwELrING HOUSES TO LET.

A a26 BROADWAY, WEST SIDE, BETWEEN TWEEN
n ty-rt and Tweny Streets first toor, up stairs
BY STANLEY DAYFurnished Houses IN q, 4h, e,h Lex Leg
9TH 2sth 29h th % 47h, asth, 4th 50 5sh, e4ti
For particulars the Real Esate Circuia mailed
The New York herald., 1868-04-26
ruv,,, Va HOUSES TO LET.

mn TT ooe xvpe- SEVENTEENTH STREET 8l,Np;
IVo whSI street, furnished S2,0 also parts
Txsn,;sS , ~ , and seventh 81 200
lhryfourth street, between M IN and Eighth avenue. sS
s.rest, oetween sewn ne and broadway. $50
rory rt street. between sixth sveA rd $50
uetn street. petween second ana n -enues 40
Thirty sixth Third (n. very low rents
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

ITO LET-HANDsOME FOUR STORY BROWN STONE
front House in Twentieth ward, OF row, In perfect
order rent low. .
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

A BEAUTIFUL. THREE STORY HIGH sTOOP BRICK,
"A ees Forty seventh street. Broadway, TO lett all
modern improvements, perfect order, lSol Apply to
owner, its Wsss Forty ssiIth street.
The New York herald., 1868-04-26

OyF HALF OF A BFAUT1FfL l. BRICK COTTAGE,
within 10 minutes walk OF City Hall separate enlganee
Inquire OF c. ". SANDF0RD, No. . TIyon row.
nNE OF AsToR's HOUSES, NEAR FIFTH AVENUE,
~ south side OF Ihitythd street hrst cass tour
story Tepste with modern ance hand
some and fully furnished. Rent ss5e Inquire 81
No. and Twenty third street, FIFTH Avenue Hotel
The New York herald., 1868-04-26
DWELLING HOUSES TO Ipr

A GENTEEL THREE STORY HIGH sTOOP BROWN
n stone House to renAn modern Improvements @ Tor TOT
81 400 year, four brown stone &l0UO also fart
OF q House, nine rooms, $75 per month
Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1868-05-15

II Is thought by some that the Abyssin'
ians belong to the lost tribes of Israel.
Quite number of ladies earn . good liv.
ing in London az wood-engravers.
The Continental Hotel OF Philadelphia
employs three hundred servants.
California is crying fore dsivesance from
obscene papers printed dinNev York, Boston
and La Crosse.
Il is said that one-sixth Of the population
of San francisco are out Of employment.
The London Times thus begins an editor
ial: "Now that Italy has come by her own
would she be 40 kind az to take back her
organ>grinders.
There are GOO students Of assorted sizes
and colors at Oberlin College.
The Order OF Red Men " bold their an>
nual feast on the 18th.
The finest variega,ed marble has been dis
covered near Jonesboro, III. The quarry is
Of great value.
The San Francisco mint received s55,>
240.572 in gold dust from the mines in 1866,
and &53,4l4,95s in 1861.
In the Insane Hospital Of Indiana there
are forty>seven women who have been made
inmates through the brutal conduct Of drur K
Gu husbands.
A parry from from the Michigan Univer-
sity, under Professor Foote, has started to
make n five months scientific exploration OF
the Lake Superior region.
Boils tend to prriiy the blood, strengthen
the system calm the nerves, restrain the
impotence, tranqui.ize the spirits, improve
the temper and beautify the appearance.
The latest hymenial fashion diapenses
with groomsmen, and the edict is for the
groom to appear in full promenade suit,
frock coat light trowseas, and colored scarf.
The fashion is not favorably received among
the gentlemen.
The Bellville (1owa) Journal, Of the 30th
ultimo, says that Philip Wagner, . farmer
residing mile and hale from Spring
Brook. lately lost fourteen head Of cattle and
two colts from the disease known as p'euro-
pneumonia
Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1868-05-15

MERRY's MrsEux.-Tnis beautiful maga>
zine for boys and girls, is gaining steadily in
favor among the little folks. Eve-y parent
ought to provide just such an interesting,
high.toned periodical for children. Nothing
ing 80 naturally induces habit Of reading
and thinking correctly. Merry's Museum
has been estsblished nearly twenty>eight
years and is certainly one Of the best Of the
juvenile periodicals. Price &l.5o. Address
Horace B. Fuller, Publisher, 3s3 washing>
ton street, Boston.
-Motlcy's works have netted bin thus
far 100000. The Harpeis are his publish.
ers.
An International copvright association
h,s been formed in New York, embracing
nearly every eminent scholar and author ia
the country.
Wv. S. Linton, who stands at the hOd
Of wood engraves is TO illustrate Beecher's
forthcoming Life Of Christ. Many Of tho
views Of the Holy Land have been taken ex.
pressly for this work by A. L. Rawson.
Among the recent publications, is the
peoples Book Of Biography" by Parton.
containing rather brief but very Interesting
biographies Of more than eighty noted char
acters. 1t is work Of six hundred pages,
and will be particularly useful to young stu
dents and in families whose time is toe linn,
tied to read extended biographies.
The closing days Of the Impeachment
trial brought great influx o: visitors to The
capital, and as it happened, these visitors
were nearly oil true Union men aud women,
who desired above al things that the effort
to remove the traitor of the White House
should prove successful. The enthusiasm
with which they applauded Mr.. Bingham, at
the close ofhs grsat speech, ian account of
which, together with the succeeding eveuts,
is given elsewhere) was only . spontaneous
outburst Of patriotic ardor from the people,
demonstrating at once their true loyalty aud
their great anxiety that the Goye,nmen,
should be placed in safe hands. The indie.
cent haste and aristocra,ic mendacity, there.
fore, OF Senator Grimes Of this State. in de>
manding in . violent manner the forcib'e
ejectment Of the people from the galleries,
can only be construed as an exhibition Of
utter contempt for the "common N people"
and - An arrogant manifestation of super.
elevated Senatorial dignity on the part OF
Ny Lord Grimes. The applause of the 10y
al galleries was great pulsation of the pop.
ulsr heart but it offended Mr.. Grimes. Per.
baps, aacr oil, that gentleman $ asperity was
oaly Tho result of an undue amount of bile
on his stomach.
Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1868-05-15
INDEPENDENCE IOWA. FRIDAY, MAY Is 1868

lures which he purchased abroad, aud which
now adorn his palatial mansion" is IAN
Oshun OCEAN Landskip" OF such are
the elect!
The copperhead Legislature Of California
was recently guilty Of . gross insult to the
memory Of the brave and adored Gen. K.
ID. Baker. The members Of the Grand
Army Of the Republic Of that State, feeling
that tho respect due to the memory OF a
brave and gallant soldier bad not been paid
to him, sent request to the Legislature tha.
a bill be at once passed, recommending TO
Congress that his statue b placed in the
niche Of the Capitol, as the soldier whom
California delights to honor. TLe Assem>
Lly refused 10 even receive the request, not
to say grant it.
We are not at al surprised, therefore, to
learn that the California Democratic Con-
Yention instructed in favor of Pendleton.
Men who insult onr fallen heroes would nat.
uraly endorse George II. Pend!eton.-C chi.
Journal.
Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1868-05-15
Seleete6 Wisefllanp.


Bonner psvs Fanny Fern $4,000 a year.
"Marion Harland'' is the wife Of Rev. L.
P. Terhune, Of Newark, N. j.
John Bright has retired from the exhrust-
ing labors Of the stump and will only speak
in Parliament hereafter.
Goodwin Smith has written book on ''Ir.
ish History and Irish Character
William B. Astnr, ramor SAYS, Is going
to build . magnificent now hotel in New
York.
Willie Rountree, only eight years old, is
said 70 Be the best violinist in Washington
county, III.
Miss Fsllows Is saia to be the rising sculp.
trsss in EnGlasd. She is one Of the clever
fellows.
Fred. Douglass denies the truth of,he re-
port that be is about to remove from Roch.
ester. n. r., to New Jersey.
Ole Bull visited Windsor. VT, some days
ago, simplv to play for the mother Of one Of
bis cid friends in this county.
The editorshp Of the lndepcndcn. is said
10 have been offered to Rev. Gilbert Haven,
editor Of lions Herald. Il Tilton to be tilt.
ed overheard?
The British subjects rescued from King
Theodore cost nearly q million sterling
apiece. But their country did its manly du>
ty By them without counting the cost
George W. Curtis, in his address before
the Delta Alpha Phi Society, in New York,
said there were 100000 white people in
the United States who can neither read nor
write.
| A. young man named Norwood, in Union
Ne recently arose in his sleep. and went
two miles TO the house Of his brother in.law
in his nigh. clothes, without awsking.
A Yankee named Freeman is playing
Schiller's plays ia Gernan, and il Germ any
With wonderful success, bota aecuniarly and
~ regards To fame.
Isaac Barton, who recently d.et, lefs SOC,
900 to various charitable institutions in Phil
adelphia, and il his property ;rrns out to be
worth moro than that, lie Wishes all the ex
cess to 80 to the Wo,pan's Medical Colleg,
Of Philadelphia. to which was willed $lO, ,OOl
out Of the $4,000.
Miss Edmonia Lewis, the colored artist
has sent home from ltalya sia,uetts grouI
lu marble Of two figures iliust rating the &C
OF emancipation. Il is on exhibition il
fremont street, Boston.
Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1868-05-15
Selertso 1ostrp.
~ vIrscREBsE z AALLscE.

Strong as that power, whose strssgs eontro
Impels the torrents force,
Directs the needle 10 the pole.
And bids the waves Of ocean roll
In their appointed course
So powerful ere the ties that bind
The scenes of childhood to the mind,
So firmly to the heart adberes
The memory Of departed years.
Whence il thiasassion in the bresstr
That when past we view,
And think oq Asures once possesrea,
In fancy's faplle colers dressed,
Those pleasures we renew!
And Why do memory's pain impart
A pleasing sadness to the heart!
What potent charm to all endears
The days Of our departed yearsi
True-maBy . rosebud, blooming gay
Life's opening path adorns,
But all who tread that path will say,
That mid the flowers which stfew its way,
Are cares corroding thorns.
Yet etill the bosom will retain
Affection ev'n for hours Of pain,
And We can smile, though bathed In tear
Atmemory Of departed years.
'Tis distance our be wildsrsd gase
On former scenes begui!es,
And Msmory's charm the eye betrays
For while enjsyment Il displays
And robes the past in smiles,
Its hattering mirror proves untrue,
Conceais the sorrow from oar view,
And hides the griefs and doubts and fears
That darkened our departed years,
Time. when our own, NC OF dsspise--
when gone, its loss deplore.
Nor, till the Aeeting moment hies
Do mortals learn its worth to prise,
When it returns no more.
For this, an anxisas look We cast,
With fond regret on hours long past
Fer this the feeling heart reveres
The memory Of departed years.
Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1868-05-15
BITS OF FUN.

Motto for . journalist" Do write, and
fear not.'
A man who'll maliciously set FIRE to .
sLed,'' said Mr.. Slow, and burn up twenty
cows, ought to be kicked to death by don-
key-and Id like to do it myself" Slow is
very severe sometimes.
The SEAT OF L administrations was
endeavoring to console q friend who had
been severely handled by the reviewers.
"'Tis useless" said Scriblerus, g to inveigh
against the critic, who can but write accord
ing to bis light" s. But in this instance,
replied his friend, to judge from bis bil>
ious snarlinc, he has only been writing &C.
co-ding to his liver
ALL THE DlrFERESCE.-Tom, who has
come to grief at college, has been making a
clean breast of his pecuniary difficulties
Fond Mother" But, my dear, you have
made bad return for all your fathers unre-
mi,,ing kindness r
Tom" That's just where is. Ifhe had
had the kindness to remit little cftener |
should have liked il better.
NEARER THE MARK-A young lady, few
days ago, talking about the ever>varying fe>
male fashions, said: "Oe course it's only
women of means who can follow tle.n."
A friend of ours. who happened to be pres>
er', observed. "Or rather, Miss, women OF
'extrcmes