Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1868-08-04
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What wonder
That The doors
Are open wide;
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint;
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men of science
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, free of cost, over
ten months, every day Except Sundays0 at no
Chatham square, n. Y, for the removal and cure
of all manner of pain and disease. The office IS
constantly crowded with patients, rain or shine.
Every person who buys Pain Paint, or tries 1t
free of cost, knows that all who call it humbug
tell a falsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
Wewant no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want 10 know the laws of health,
Wew want TO shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay.
Or Undertaker's fees
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit,
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet
We know our stomachs were not made
TO drench with purgatiyes,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN.-THERE IS A NAN
N whose hand does not tremble, but handles
a brush with deXterity, and lays on the PAIN |
that never leaves cOlOrOr stain. He paints boys,
! girls, men and women, by the hundreds, every
day and evening. He removes pain as ifby mag
| ic, or Ofany name or nature, whether chronic or
acute, from simple mosquito bite TO the most
| frightful cancer Broken down, trembling pa
/ tientS, are sent by the officers of hospitals to
| WOLCOTTS Office, No 10 Chatham square,
| n. 2 and all pain is removed for every appiica-
/ ton, free of expense, without money or price
/ Tor the tenant of the sunken cellars fthe mean
/ est tenement houses or for the owners OF brown
/ stone and marble palaces Of Fltth Avenue. AL
an application Of that wonderful remedy, PAIN
/ PAINT, and all distress, pain and misery, van
/ ishes instantly as if commanded by sUpernatu
| raj agent. The scepter Of the kingdom of pain
is broken under the touch of the brush, ant
/ crumbles like a spiders web, where before il
held its victim with an iron grasp for scores o
years
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed tn,
/ operations with establishment, and those who eN
peCtcd to scott and laugh, returned 20 pray. 4
Dg-,, 81,
is driven to its utmost capacity day and night
The Doctors friends urge him TO double th,
/ price ut once ; but the Doctor with an emphatic
No, settles the matter. The people shall have i
and everybody else, for . cents, % cents, 81
So, 50, and IS per bottle, and can select VIVA
size they please Those who are able will purchaS
the largest sizes, for they contain sixteen Of th
dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive pan
headIong, instead Of a small bu,tle that remove
pam only by inches.
DR.. WOLCOTI is q man of business. He h3
been in the same office nearly tx years, and III
folks know just where to find him. He has n
time to visit race courses or base ball matche--
hardly time to snatch "a lunch People of com
mon sense know that he means jGst what he says
He has TOO much honor TO make single tIs
statement.
1t is needless Tor us to state the success he ha
already achieved IN the sale of his old ~taudar
remedy, the ANNIHILATOB, universally PAL
rouIsed Tor catarrh ana colds in the head, whjc
- 10y ~ - i0'.'l'l ''..I ei''',9 ~,
~ tl' Io1'Lse, z, "a Jgi'Ii
~ ~ 2'5ts 'e ~ :, = = q 1 "
quarter stronger and more efficient de has care
yU 1'. ~ liz ~. ,'.,
h,J h",,5s H - - ~, -, a.,
,gbola n ma rI.,,fIf vs., 'r,,G 20 -. -.''
was impossible to read newspaper without his
ing 1t on the desk, and who could scarcely "fi;
P 5ig 'I''iIIS u " cen ,ir Inn ,,i''s
he sells any Of The pint bottles a. one ol HI
T9qy restored . from l4ar asqsias disease CA