Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1868-07-11

dis gemblem's way of thinkin', Relnba1
frens, | shall 'spaciate on de- snh;ac ~
mans fall frum de gardin OBJ Eden
WOMAN.
Yes, is de CRATE ting s,r,
peep. tink dat liquor is more DRAWN, on
men, but tell you what woman is mo,a
wuss in he effec on ,nen dan all comh;na
Wun man will wait more longer time on
a woman coming to go to church wild
him dan ten men will wait fur slow ecc.
nog on Christmas mornin'. Yes. woman
am a CRATE constitution | Las winte, 7
hab dine wild seberil of de members oh
de Legislssher an dey act de bog SO 7
git big disgust an come back to de bar.
ber-sbop and find seberil fellshs wait 10
git shade. Well, | wus tite push. but I
tell 'em to walk in, an kummence 10
shade de bigges' wun. Oar was two
barber.chairs, but de udder barber wps
gone to de snccus, an as all de uddar
shop WIS shut %, de fellahs had to ,it
down an grin an cus After | shade
wun, dar wus four mo- cum in an, aav
wus all fussin to shade fust. WINS on.
ly git dime a piece, bat sum dem fellabs
wus so hurry dat dey glib each udder
dollar an half fur fust seat. Well +
know dat de udder barber wus not cnm.
but keep tell 'em " he be back in a min.
nit" an dat make 'em wait. After while
here cum wun CRATE big gemblem run il
de shop, an be say, Barber-my mower
kin no git shade 2" wait minnit,nI
say, "Minnit ! can't wait. I'm gwyne
to dine wild de Gub'ner, an Eve minpit
benin de time now. 'Spose l got to 90
as wouldn't keep him wai,in, forl
tousand dollars-whar de udder barber ?,
an he walk very desprit to de street door
an took hole de handle 10 hurry fur walk
out "She is come IN FIVE minnit." tole
him. "She" be say, an be let 90 de-
door an walk back. / see be tiuk | mean
a'on'an when say she, wich you know
mean de same ting as he 10 French
You got lady barber 7" be say. Ger.
tinly," ! tole him-"you better waltz
!" Well, | believe l will" he say. an bs
walk back an sit down in de udder chair.
Sum OBJ de town fellahs dat wus wait kin
hardly keep frum lsf, but two or three.
| had hard wurk to make him git shade
when he time cum, dey all want wait fur
de woman barber. De big gemblem Keep
lock at de back door an he:say to hisseG.
Woman barber dat is CRATE when
she is cunt he keep tole me. VIM
minnit,' ] say, AMI shade dozen men
while he wait, an he foIgi. all 'hapt A
dub'ner an de bis dirner. After ebe,v.
body wns shade, i tole MIN dat doc cos
woman Is ta1e 80 long time 10 6x hs Hsir
lorA in de glass, dat be better low
US to shade him. Nebber min. barber :
| kin watt" he say, an' be roll ober in
de chair an look at de- back door. wa,
in a debble OBJ . tx, bat after while I tell
Gabe N French to cum roun' de back
door an say de lady barber WIS sick
But dat ting WIS no go-de fellah say :
wen, nebber min shade !; / believe /
cum back in de mornin, when abe eit
better So yoo see, be dispint de Cub.
ner-disp'int bissef OBJ de shade. an, tell
me heap oh lie all on count de LADY bar.
Der. Tousand dollar could not keep him
from git shade when be fuss cum in
tousand nen not hin keep bin from 20 to
dc Gub'ners dipDer-'cause be cam vay
from Red Ribbsr on purpose 10 eat DIT
cinner-yet be glib il I'll up count b
ruddsr bad woman 10 shade him Dat
same fsllah an I've six mora be tole, Al
cum to my shop for more'n WIN weeks
for git shade BY de woman barber, bat
dey hab to 60 way at las widout git
shade by her.
OATS jist do way I l put up de Baths
at CRATE suspense-doctors advise ell
iellahs git bath. glib baths cheap as in
New Orleens-I no make four bits IL
one months. 'Spose l hab lady to scratch
he backs wid . brush ~ dey duz down
dere ! No kin hab water fas' huff for de
crowd dat como. an make fo,tune in six
week. Muffin my belubed ffeos, Duain'
kin beat de power of woman-'cept when
hab wife Ike mind dere 10 great power.
Push yousef away as fur as you kin git
frum dem, my frens. Amen. Ny beIub-
ed frens, wsdder / will continue desc gre
able leckchirs depends pom de state OBJ
wedder-an' de ~coslecshuns. Brudder
Riboose Brick Top will please pass 'roun'
de sasser an see dat nobody puts in any
nickels.
POTAroE PLANTINa-Aa MANY If nur