The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1868-09-24
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES i
:, Barnacle.rg Kant tell ". exactly
when the Gettysburg Asylum Gift
Lottery" win draw, but probably, |
IKE otac.: pickpockets. the next goodl
chance they gel! Il % i'i'S 9i'' ~ 4
I sBufnner.w when 1 Here q man
bragging about hiz ancestors, it always
makes ME feel bad-for the ancestors.
] ialBafy. LButy Alike molassis,- very
good ointment. but sickish for stiddy
idiet.z1o@ iR beahtth1.5 AuE b2s STD 4
"a 'iBehz zifn1'es.y"A Men Who hav ID crate
deal to do with hosses, seem to de-
imoralize -faster than the hosses do! !
d Hoses are Ike dice and kards, al
tho they are virtdouns themselves, how
natral it is to gambol with them. ',' >
Hoses love the society of man, and
being susceptible ov Crate: deceit, they
will learn d man to cheat, and lie be-
Tore he knows II. iitEon p'!a
r. Know " lotsa Of folks lk'4ah Who alrei are real
Plus, ana Who are I'e' honest e ..eenGuff to
work up into united iitd states, $ assessors,
and such good moral chunks left over,
but when they come to fork hoss, they
want as much looken after as case, of
dipthery.. sef S''I'''..',.' ''''I'''','' :,
t9'aB Bronx" NJ "LlCiub-housseess ses Al are usually,
asviuhis for hen1pecked husbands and
vagrant bachelors. o -" u" - =, -
! i hay been told that certain musku-
lar femails have gone into the club
house biiz1nesss lately in New York
city, and that they hay had one settin
Fat Mr.. Delmonicozse alreddy, which
ended amikably. This speaks volumes
too the uter growth and usefulness
oFthe ondeL but theigrate jokesof the
thing IL, that awftheir proceeding is
to be Kept dark .T/zA T.
Iio t ha79 alwdz1 been n friend to down
trodden women, and hav bin in favor
ov their voting from my infancy, but
| if they Kant vote, I say let them club.
One of this club is a golden one,
''no man shall be present Oh pain of
1'deth. ."ei1f they stick to this rule, they
are sounder ON the gander than I sup
posed they waz.! ,iAi5sak II HiFAd
"Brickdust t:."2 i never iiav used en-
ny ov doctor sEmahhels liHMer7eon-
soling.and kidney ncouraging pills. 2
and theref0re kant tell JyI1l y1 how, Il, iihfiu-
Eenshap they am but eff vi are looking
Fafter pill as mild as . pet lamb, and
as serching as adfne tooth comb, buy
f@ Doctor Ring bone s. silent operaaimbu-
Elators, 2T in "a box. sold by all respec-
table druggers:: oar III
Theze pills don't phool round, r8and but
1 attend striktly tew Dizziness, and are
1 es good in the dead ov night as an
alarm clock. 's3''ih'il'' 5t' g "''''
5fdI " Biscuit. ."AIna feply'to you're ques-
! tions r would hufriedfy state that the
toad iz a aomestieK animal, or can be
made so, by coa1ihg him into bar
rel, and shutting up the bung-
4 They stand in the same relashun
! Itew a frog that a hdutehmani 'duz to a
Hive yankee; they amt SO sudden gait
4 ed as the frog. They lead a Very re-
: tired and lpensive life during the day,
behind stun walls, but when twilight
begins tew dress for the night, then
4 the toads and toadesses begin to. re.
4 connoiter round. Cd h-9H = ~. .3'
ri they are sed TO be striktly virtuols
ibut this . incessent bunirning round
4 nights, and keepin hid All day ha7
cauzed me to suspicion the toad. " -
1 81 If toads kan live upon what they
3eat,2 they would just be the things to
I stock boarding school With, for one
lay and a couple ov bugs IL all the
meat they want for a fortnight. ~
I99Toads are very lengthy tew ifv-l
should think about 400 years. l have
| aen4hought Would buy one and
keep him till he died? jist tew get al
ttheiriage.# yss ,7Uii hoo') "fii 9n1>i
@Beeswax: i1espealkaing os KAT. katy., J. hi Il
poplnion IL, and will continue to be
bthat the oldlfasiii6hed, Ealikoe4eco1letSreetd
fIkats IL the best breed for a man man ov q
moderate means, who haint got but
little mummy TO put into kats.'' =, = '1V ",
They propagate the most Intensely,
and lay round the stove more regular
than the Maltese, Of brindle kind. 81
The yelier kat is a Ia faiir If Kat, but they
+ain't reliable; they are apt tew stay
out late nights, and once in while
git on abad bust. : l'-'7 LT.''l
Black leats. hay 4 way. ,ov Citing, on
the top. ov hwRdo wood -ho9ulfs,e, " when other
folks haavv gone stsv ttew bed, and singing
dewits till their tails swell till It seems
as tho they must split, ,,.,n-.-.,e, A
| III wazr zrYu, BeesYax,,Ia aWouldn't go
into the kat dizziness until the phinan-
ces oy the, country gifts more calm, for
if.there Gums aybig smash up, ,katsowill
| be the fllst things to din, oAH.S