The Portland daily press., 1868-11-12
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBUG,

IL n LII u Ab UWe
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First OF August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali it humbug,
Are the doctors
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF &c ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, iree o. cost, ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner of pain and disease The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain or SHINE. Every per-
son who buys Pam Faint or tries it free OF cost,
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit;
The Lencet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles a brush with
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that neve leaves
color or STAIN He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
nc NV OOfo-, tuP
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
| bite to the most frightfu cancer. Broken down,
| tails TO WOLCOT1oS Office No ITO Chatham square,
NY, ami all pain is removed for every application
free OF expense, without money or price, tor the ten
ant OF tile sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, or tor the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
| wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain and misery, vanishes instantly, as II command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter Of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
| and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with an iron grasp tor scores OF years.
HundIeds OF physicians have witnessed the opera,
| scott aud laugh returned to pray. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it. and every body else, for % cents
50 cents, 81 49, S. and SO per BOTTLE and can select
what size they please Those who are Able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes tor they contain Sin
tttI ol lle uOllsT DOtCeS, anu uOlu eHOusH W
pam headlong instead of small bottle that removes
DR.. WoLGOTT is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time t.
visitrace courses or base ball matehes-hardy tint
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too muct
honor to make single false statement.
1t needless tor us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized iol
caiarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day thu
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsem'
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now put
up tie ANNIdILATOR in pints, instead OF hall
piats, and makes it one-guarier stronger and NOR
efficient, He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless
of catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many
man whose hands trembled to such degree that i
| was impossible to read newspaper without layln;
it OH desk, and who could scarcely write thei
names once a week, find immediate benefit. Pin
bottles hold three OF the 80 cent bottles aud he sell
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller SIZE Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh an
into the stomach can it, for the disease is in tn
head. You might as well put plaster on the foo
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera
ton in the head and running sore the matter tai
in the throat and clogs it at night runs down to tn
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
CatarIh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
gravate the disease A sneeze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most posItvel
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head an
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach ION thi
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head,
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead OF adLin
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pnr
sohite wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forge
there is ONE PLACE you can 60, OF be carried, ant
have all physical pain removed free of expense, a
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give yol
up as hopeless.
| Folks possessed of common wit,
| Buy b. tiles that white wrappers fit
| But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w