The New Orleans crescent., 1868-01-12

the Meridian of New Orleans, Timbuetoo
ard the Cansibai IsianCs; i- also True for
the Mountains of the MoOa and the Several
Heavenly Bodies.
BY H. Z. MUEDUNGUs, F. B., D. p, A. s. 8. ETC.,
AND B. A. JocKo, H. Q. D., N. R. A. o., D. K.
D., ETC.
Eclipses.-There will be only two eclipses this
year, both of them invisible in New Orleans.
Eclipse frst-the rest nowhere. An annual
eclipse OF the sum- visible where ii occurs and also
at the South pole
Eclipse seeond.-A lunar eclipse of the moon
also invisible, owing to the obliquity of the eclp
tic, arising from the too frequent crossing of the
line.
Morning stars.-venus, Mars, Saturn and Ju-
piter at various seasons, alternating for the sake
Of convenience and quiet time.
Evening Stars.-The bellies of the season.
Church dsys-ASh Wednesday: Housekeepers
make soap; Lent begins same day; pawnbrokers
should look about them. Palm Sunday: Cocoa
nuts in season and bribery fit TO use. Good Fri-
day: Will not occur this year, Friday being an
unlueky day. Easter Sunday: The sun will rise
in the East to-day; Wester Sunday is in press
and will be ready for our next edition. Rogdtion
Sunday: Thieves should be careful, as they may
be asked for; bashfu lovers should embrace this
opportunity for declaring themselves as Pentcost
follows shortly when they will be in danger Of a
Passover.
This almanac is worth five hundred dollars to
sny family that will read il and derive that much
profit from it.
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For opthalms, bronchitis and diseases Of the ner-
vous system, and general appetizer aud disnfect-
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ntnx-aO
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bottle, each containing quart-thns relieving
suffering and bringing JOY to the domestic hearth.
The public is assured that there is no mix v0mica,
sirychnine. sramonium, mercury or prussic acid
contained in this preparation, the proprietor not
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| FAMILY RECEpTs.
| Cheese Nfringue-Take the whites of FIVE eggs.
| Whip carefully until they will bear a polish. Line
| the inside of butter dish with strips of smeeT
kase cut thin. Dredee thickly with cayenne
| pepper and crushed sugar. Boil together, and
| serve up on clean napkin.
Cream PufS-The cream of two jokes and half
ado zen newspaper puts. Simmer down until il
dries up, then blow away.
| Hard Boiled Eggs-Three eggs ard a sauce
| pan. tea kettle will answer, u nothing better
can be had. Salt and pepper, 10 the taste cool
Until done, which may be ascertained by breaking
the eggs.
THE EMPIRICAL OIL OF CLAvULI,
Is an instant remedy for warts, meudacity
toothache badness, deirium tremens, corns, i'm
morality scrofula, general debility, galloping con
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II is also iDfalble agent in the preservation Q
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10 its unutteIable superiority over a.
known medicines. Truth is divine must an
viii prevail-the Texans are resolved that tbs
Empirical oil of Clavuli shall NOT be smothered
Letter from druggist in that State, with a sou
| above seDna and spirit beyond squlls."
GENTLE SAVAGE,
Pslo Pinto county, O'Clock
Pref II. u Mundunsus, F. B., A s.. etc
Please send by SPECIAL express forty go
gallons Of your empirical oil Of clavuli. Hav
thrown my entire stock ofotEer medicines into ID
river to make room for the empirical oil. Peopl
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get it. No use OF sending any other preparation
The Palo Pinters will shoot anybody who mul
muTs. Two gentlemen had Misunderstanding
church, yesterday. Finally separated. On
party mounted and rode off. Remaining comba
ant discovered TO have lost an eye. Preacher sa
be saw the other man put II in h
pocket. Took int of the oil and pn
sued other man. Gave him cup full aI
recovered the eye. Came back, inserted tn
lest festure-man took large dose of oil AMI sal
be felt no pain. Has since informed me that u
| replaced organ had been blind for twenty yea
preceding the difficulty, bat Is now perfect
| serviceable. Dom. forget the oil. In haste.
NINROD FIPPs.
Letter from a respectable minster-Snv'
\ ling cursd-Of twenty-seyen years standing
. | Don't fail 10 read
! BUCKEYE, No., Nov. 10, 1867.
: n. U. Eundungus ID. p, etc:
! Dear Sri have been afflicted with snivelli
: ever since entering the vineyard, for which hA
| al al dose