The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1868-07-04

Michigan, WI
lst, n marriae .-nrcn
sas first made -. sn, columns OF the
apcrs- The yo~ng man and young woman in
question, at evening party, ban tered each other
marry, and IN the same spirit Of Jest, proceeded
the residence ola clergyman whe re the ceremony
vus performed, the minister, howe YER, not being
Ct into the secret but supposing the intention OF
he parties To become husband nd wife. The
esult that the parties found IL temseves legal
= married and the young Indy applies for n
hvorce- Ihis ~ warning To you ns persons not
TO get married merely tor fun.
An ELOQUENT PASSAGE Thief thing George
d. Prentice ever wrote is this mimi table passage
It cannot be that esrrth = mans only abiding
place. IL cannot be that our life il n bubble east
upon the waves, and sinks into moth ingness Else
Why IL 1T, the high and glorious aspi tions, which
cap like angels froui the temple Of our hearts
reyer wandering unsatisfed? Why is il that
Ne rainbow and cloud dOmes over US with N beau
shat - not Of earth, AMI then pa ~ of To leave
" to muse Up~1asir love!iness |-WkY is it that
he stars which hold InssS~ festivals around the
midnight throne, are set above the grasp of our
United faculties, forever mOeking US with their
Iuapproaehablc glory? And finally why Is il
hat bright forms of human beauty are presented
o our view and taken from US, leaving the thou
and streams Of our affections % dow back in an
Alpine torrent upon our hearts; We are born
for n higher destiny than that of earth. There is
a realm where the rainbow never fades where
the stars will be spread out before like islands
that -lunber on the ocean, anu where the Dcnutl-
fuI beings which pass before Us, like the shadows,
wih stay forever in onr presence
JOSH BILLINGS on NATURAL HIsToRY.-Next 70
the monkey, the crow has the most dcviltry %
spare. They are born ye'.y wild, but kan be
tanned AZ easy the goat 'ean but tame crow
~ aktual wuss than n sore thumb.
III there " emmy thing ab ous the house that they
Kant git into, q IL bekaiise the thing ain big
enuf. had rather tr1tc n distrikt school than
one tame erow.-CrU~s live ON what they kan
steal, and they will steal emmy thing that amt
tied dowu
Thy re fond oy meat vit.Ies, and are the first
70 hold an inquest departed horse, or n
still sheep. They n Tine bira tew hunt, but n
hard one tew kill; they kan see You two miles
hrst, and will smell gun right thsosgh the side
ov n mountain.
They are sougsti -, although they have
good voice To eultivats;, but what they do sing
they seem to understand thoroughly; long pTa<-
/. :iss has made them perfect
They bid their nest among tree. and lay
twice, and both eggs would hatch out II they waz
laid In n bank. There ain q no such thing as
stopping young crow.
Crows are very lengthy, believe they live al
ways, I never knu one TO die n natural deth, and
don'S beleave they know how.
They always thin in flesh, and are like an
injGn rubber show, poor inside and out.
They are not considered fine eating, altho have
heard somewhere Oy billed crow, but still never
lard ov the same man hankering for SONS billed
CIV times.
his the crow IL copied from natur, and
A &c IL true, amt to blame for it. natur made
the crow, i didn't; If had would have made her
more honest and not quite 50 tuf