The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1868-04-03

tually Dllghteq for life, Mrs. Wilkins
1t was only last Monday, that onr pre-
sent; hired girl told me thai Bucephalus
i Alexander had been sending her valen.
tines, stating that If she loved him as he
| loved her, no knife could cut their love
in two, or words. to that effect, and re-
presenting two hearts, strung on q
straight disli-hook with gravy dropping
from them; aud she said that while she
was ,wripging out the clothes, that boy
suddenly fell on his knees like he had
the-cramps aud insisted that she should
come oh,com with him, the moon was
lbearlng; and behaving gcncrllly like
such chronic, nnquestionable jackass,
that she fetched him a wipe over the
countenalce with wet shirt, and one
of the buttons like to put his eye out |;
lfand besidcs-'' itlissa'''A lsi%''fisa aiii
I ',iPsAhawi w NJ. N.Y. Wilkins,you talk Ikea
simple -, ~ s,,,,it...
I 'sAnd besides there is Holofernes
Montgomery, only last night he stood
out in the slush underneath lier win
dow, and tried to sing something about
coming where his love lies dreaming.
so that Smith next door, he fired away
over his fence with his bull pup, under
tile impression 1t was cats, and came
near makingan awful example out of
that boy by crippling him for life. Do
you think I'm going to encourage that
rtofthing any logger? welII should
think not. And ,,esides- -------- = -.s I a9'.i
FsWilkiDs, you know that's not so--'''r,
"There 'sMary Jahe.g Whatmust she
do but get up an idea that her heart was
tlicssoap fat boy and she goes to work
and tackles him in the summer Kitchen,
and asks himpif he knew that there's
nothing half 50 sweet in life as love's
young dream, which he thinks is blast
ed, foolishness, and lie Consequently
asks her If she ANITA gassing2 Whyjt's
absolutely awful, and yet you wantato
bring another girl into the house, and
the first thing you know, have your
ldolized boys running offwith them. and
come meandering back and asking for
my paternal blessing. Why a woman
like you amt worth cent, you actuaI4
ly amt" t.~ai ,,.,t
a"lt'snot at all likely y------'' 4as al
''But .still I'm an easy man. Ilet
you impose on me. and ifyou must have
a waiting maid. why get one and take
the Consequences, all ask is, that she
shah have 4 sweet breath and no snag-
gle teeth, that's all want" 9'l
''What do you mean? What for ?r -
sssOh, nothingaenly the last one,you
had, had u habit OF stopping to kiss me
in The entry, and ~" ii'2iH..oi H.7fia
az tHfft ffsufO1 glif ~ HuEJ
-ssNNhat !"aiH .aeel,nod fssi.ffsf
tsShe used to he continually kissing
me, and want the next one to be all
right about the Jaws, y Oh understand, "
-" "''The nasty huzzy, how dare 7--'n'A
e'iFhat's what j say, and / want the
1ext oneito be nicer. so tliat44----4-''iua4lIl
E seThere wont be any new one, Mr..
! declare you are perfectly
outrageous. OIL wopldn'r have another
Tired girl ifl died first.''q snI .y9sI'
"oh, you'd better ges one, l want
to kiss, you see I'm tired
lobbering around over you, and = - 10y
t'There now, take that, and don't you
onle .liear me for Ia month, you mons
ter!' .rF 2 1al'3 ban bi9ia sstitsnb
There wasa noise as of Viking be- Il
ng kicked out ofbed, and falling upon
he floor, and then Iheardnhim go osdown
0 the bar-rooin. But il was only love
pat, for / heard wilkins abusing his
pouse next dpy because, she astarched
isurldershirts by nistake.lo l,a.tsftlio1