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The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-02-13
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The advertiser having been restored to
health in a few weeks oy a very simple reme>
dy, alter having suffered Tor several years
with a severe lung affection, and that dread
diseaSe. Consumption, is anxious TO make
known 10 his fellow sufferers the means Of
cure.
To all who desire il, be will send a cop? Of
the prescription used free Of charge,) with
the directions for preparing md using the
same, which they will frd a sure cure Tor
Consumption, Asthma, Bronchitis, Coughs,
Colds, and oil Throat and Lung Affections
The only object Of the advertiser in sending
the prescription is 20 benefit the afflicted, aud
spread Information which he conceives to be
invaluable, and he hopes every sufferer will
try bis remedy rs it will cost them nothing
and may prove = blessing. Parties wishing
the prescription FREE, by return mail, will
please address
REV. EDWARD A. WILSON,
W illiamsburg, Kings County, New York.
May ely.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-02-13
Special Notices,
ERRORS OF YOUTH.

A gentleman who suffered for years from
Nervous Debility, Premature Decay, and all
the effects Of youthful indiscretion, Wilt for the
sake ofuffering humanity, send free TO all who
need II, the recipe and directions for making
the simple remedy by which'hs was cured
Sufferers wishing to profit by the advertisers
experience, can do 30 by addressing, in perfect
confidence, JOHN B. OGDEN,
AZ Cedar Street, New York.
hfnrn-1rr
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-02-13
Business House.

business House,
Facing on tho Public Square, and To-
Gated between the store Of Jos. Kelly
and the Adams Hotel.
The Post House 10 three stories
high, 67 by 40 feet with an L 20 by 80
and two stories hiSh, containing some
40 well arranged and commodious
rooms. The widespread favorable
reputation of the Hotel, for elegance of
arrangement, for capacity, Ior comfort
of guests, Tor its desirable location and
for the extensive stabling connected
herewith, renders unnecessary fur
Their description.
The Business House is SO feet front
by ~ feet deep, two stories high, with
a good cellar. The centra! and busi.
ness location makes it u very desirable
property; well suited for a wholesale
sale or retail grocery, dry goods, or
hardware stand. Possession gwen any
time between day Of sale and April 1st
of all but the business house, which is
reserved to 1st of April. Terms of
sale of business house cash. For the
Hotel and other things connected
sherewith; one-third cash; one-third IN
one year; and one.thnd in two years.
Deferred payments to be on interest
and secured by mortgage OIL the. prop,
erty. Sales to take place at tho Hotel,
| reserve one bid on each.
M. METCALF.
McConnelsvillc, o, Dec. 80, Ct. Pm
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-02-13

ManhOOdi How Lost, How q eStOrCd,
ROv@ Just published q new edition Of
GS%P Dr. CuIvcrveII'S CeIe-
brated Essay on the radical cure " IT'D
cut medicine) Of SPERMAToRRHoEA or Semi
nal, Mental and Physical Incapacity, lmpedi.
menis to Marriage, ETC., alto. CONSUMPTION,
EPILEPSY Ond Fms; induced by self indulgence
or sexual extravagance.
pH- Price, in a sealed envelope, only 6 cts.
The celebrated author, in this admirable
essay, clearly demonstrates from n thirty
years successful practice, that the alarming
consequences Of selr-abuse may be radically
cured without the dangerous use Of internal
medicine or the application Of the knife
pointing out n mode Of cure at once simple,
%ceetain, and e%7cciuhl, by means Of which eve
ry sufferer, no matte- what his condition may
he, may cure himself cbeaply, privately, and
radically.
eay- This Lecture should be in the hands
Of every youth and every man in the land.
Sent, under seal, in q plain envelope, to
any address, postpaid, on receipt OF six cents
or two lost stamps. Also, DR.. Culverwel's
9 Marriage Guide,'' price 20 cents. Address
the Publishers.
CHAS. J. G. KLINE & Co,
l27 B1werY, y. Y, Post-0Gice Box 4 .5s6.
January G, 1868, l-y.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-02-13
The Josh Billings Papers.
wHIsKEE.

wHIsKEE.
Whiskee il the great American bev-
srago.
1t IL tho grandaddy of awl lIcker.
Every thing that has 6 good reliable
drunk in 1t, " at least cousin to Whis-
kee or old Rye.
Whiskee has done q great deal for
this country in the way OF pehitontiary
homes and houses for tho poor, and i
suppose ifit want for whiskee these
houses would have 30 actually shet
up.
They tell me that q bushel of corn
will make Il gallon ov whiskee; and
some people who are acquainted with
statistics, says that a barrel of whiskeo
will 60 farther IN q family than cow.
| don't know exactly how fur n COW
will go IN II family, bnt i think 1t
would be easier to milk q barrel ov
whiskee than q cow-still i halnt new
er tiggered on Il, and it IL only guess
work with me.
A gentleman who haz travelled ex.
tensIvcly thru tho western States, says,
that vast quantities Of korn are raised
thare, which IL made into whiskoe, few
says nothing ov what IL annually
wasted for bread. He SAYS there is
lots Of people out west who are better
judges ov whiskee than they arc ov
water, and that you might easily fool
them with poor water, butyer couldn't
with poor whiskco. They have made
wbiskee n speciality all ov their lives,
and they cant oven go to church on
Sunday without a hottie ov it in their
pockets. / think no must have lied
when he made this last statement.
In my honest opinion, whiskeo IS
second only tew original SIN; iG " the
mile stun, hung upon the neck NV
poor, degraded human nature, and if
the devil was allowed leave ov absence
for SIX months, tew visit this earth, the
first thing he'd do would be to lobby
our Legislature for n repes! of the OK
else laws, and then invest his pile in
gin mills.
But since whiskeo has got into this
world don't think it can be got out
again, emmy more than small pox can,
but ~ can be made comparatively
harmless in the same way, and only in
the same way, and that IL by constant
vaccination.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-02-13

PuRE alcohol, if injected into the
veins of q living animal in quantities
of from one TO four drops, c~oagulates
the blood, and produces death in a very
few minutes. II applied to the naked
extremity Of q nerve, 1t causes 1t in
stantly to contract, and deprlves it Of
sense and motion. Diluted with three
or four parts of water, and taken into
the stomach, it produces similar effects,
corrugates the solid parts which it
touches, and destroys, at least for q
time, their use and Office. Let all
drinkers Of every grade remember,
thnt when they drink spirit, they drink
alcohol - they drink poison = they
swallow the seeds of death. There is
safety in abs%taining there is danger
drinking.
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The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-02-13

Ihav finally come tew the conclusion
that lager beer is not intoxicating.
/ hav been told 30 by a german who
sed he had drunk it awl mite long, Jest
to try the experiment, and was obliged
to 60 hum entirely sober in the morn
ing. l have seen this same man drink
sixteen glasses, and if he was drunk he
was drunk in german, and nobody Good
understand ii. 1t is proper enuff to
state that this man kept lager beer
saloon and could hay no object in sta
ting what was not strictly thus.
t.believed him tew the full extent ov
my ability. never drank but three
glasses Of lager beer IN mi life, and that
made mi he'd ontwi list, az tho it waz
hung on the end Of a string, but waz
told that it waz OWN to mi bile being
out of place and i guess THAR wuz so
for / never billed over wuss than i did
when got hum that mite. My wife
thot waz goin to die, and waz afraid
that i shouldn't, for it did seem as
tho every thrEg had ever eaten in mi
life waz cummin To tho surface, and /
do really believe that II my vito hadn't
pulled off mi boots jes as ahe did, they
would ave cum thunderlD up too.
Oh how sick ! was! IA years ago,
and i can taste 1t now.
l never had so much experience in
so short u time.
If emmy man shud tell mo that lager
beer waz not Intoxicating, / should be,
! lIeve him but If he should tell methat
l wasn't drunk that night, but that IN
stumuck waZ only out ov order,
should ask him tew state over q few
words, just how n man felt and acte,
when he waz well set up.
III want drunk that mite | had som
ov the most material symptoms that
man ever he'd, and keep sober.
In the first place it was about so rod
from where i drank the lager beer /
mi house, and l was over 2 hours o.
! the road, and had a hole bustid thr
each one Of mi pantaloon keese, an.
| didn't have any hat, and tried TO ope'
: the door by the b~ell-pulI, and hIckup
, ped awfully, and saw every thing ]
the room trying tow got round on tn
: back side ov me; and IN seJtin down u
u chair / didn't wait long enuf for
0 to get exactly under me when it wa
goIn round, and it sci down little to
q soon and missed the chair about /
inches, and wouldn't get up 500
enough to take the next one that cur
o along; and that amt all; my wife said
was as drunk as a beast, and as i sal
before, / began to spit up things freely
Iflager beer IL not Intoxicating,
n used me almighty mean, that i know.
d Still, hardly think that lager bee
Q IL intoxicating, for hav been told sc
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27
Meeting of the Union State Central
Committee.

At a meeting of the State Central Committee of
the Union Party of Nevada, held pursuant TO call,
February 10, 1865, it ordered as follows:
That State Convention for the purpose of Sc
lecting delegates to represent the State in the
convention of the National Union Republican
Party, called to meet in Chicago on the 20th of
May, 1865 be called to meet in Carson City on the
S,h day of April next.
That delegates to said convention be apportioned
A. follows:
One for each county, and
One for each Senator and Representative to
which such county is entitled.
That the several county Central Committees be
Instructed provide for the election of Delegates
to the State Convention: said elections to be by
direct vote at the Primaries, or by conventions
As the committees may direct. All elections of
delegates to be had prior to the LIST Of April next
That at the Primaries for the selection of dele
gates, the following test be recommended, when
ever a challenge shall be made to the right of a
party to vote:
did you, at the last election for State officers
support the Union ticket?'' ''And will yeu, at
the next Presidential election, support the nomi-
nees of the National Republican party?"
c. E. DELONG, Chairman.
C.N NoTEwARE, Secretary pro tenn.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27
FROM THE WEST INDIES AND SOUTH
AMERICA,

HAVANA, March 23.-Two gems d'a'mes
will be shot to-day for desertion and robbery
Violent shocks of earthquake occurred at
Porto Rico on the 10th and 18th of March.
Buildings were badly damaged and ships car
ried ashore.
1t is reported here that an American
steamer had arrived at st. Thomas with $780,
900 to pay for a lease of the Bay Of SANTANA,
but not on good authority.
\ delegation of Dominicans had gone to
Curacao to bring President BALI to the
Capital.
Advices from Venezuela represent that
the revolutionists had continued their opera
tions. but were badly defeated in two battles.
HAVANA, March 23.-President Falcon
and staff are at Porto Caballo awaiting the
result of battles in Venezuela. Several
buildings were destroyed by an earthquake on
the 9TH.
Haytien advices state that a battle at
Savanna La Grande resulted in the defeat
of Cacas with heavy losses. The National
troops hold the forts. A general amnesty
had been proclaimed by Salnave at Cape
Havtien.
The Columbian Congress, in session at
Carthagena, had given an American COM
pany the right to build railway to the in
terror.
New York, March 24-The steamer San
Francisco, with California passengers via
Nicaragua, has arrived.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27

"GooD CLEAN BoY."-An urchin un-
consciously perpetrated great joke at the
expence of his teacher the other day. The
lady was announcing to her pupils the holt
day on the 22d of February, and asking them
some questions concerning its observance
among others, why the birthday of Washing
any one else. "Why," he added, "more
than mine. You may tell me-" she said to
little fellow eager to explain. Because"
he explained, with grsa, sisacity. he never
told lie"
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27
NO "DAWDLING."

The vote whereby the Court Of I'm
parchment refused to give Johnson thu
time asked for by his counsel may bt
regarded as most significant test
While every Copperhead voted cage,
every Republican voted No" John
son is simply counting disgrace and dis
qualification for holding Office by BRAY
ing the verdict Of the Court. Resig-
nation is the only wise and honor
able course left to him. But his only
wisdom is base cunning, and Of honor
he has not even a semblance. The
delays thus far permitted in the course
of the trial have been made as con.
cessions to the respondent. They
reach until next Monday and en-
brace q period, reckoning from the open
ing of the Court, of seventeen days. We
can have no doubt that when the Court
meets again the trial will be proceeded
with. Once begun, it cannot last long.
Talk as much as they may-managers,
counsel, senators and ell, and the mat
ter cannot be protracted beyond very
few weeks. Johnsons hope is not that
Justice will be done him-taat is what
he don't want done; but that his case
may reach over to the time of holding
The Republican Convention for, reason
ing from a demagogical stand point of
his own, he is deluded enough to think
that out of the interruptions and disap-
poiutments which that Convention will
occasion, such gaps and schisms may
occur in the Republican ranks as would
open an avenue for his escape. Suppose
Johnson was right and felt fortified by
the justice and integrity Of his position.
What then would be the characteristic
feature of his course Would be no,
boldly and earnestly demand a speedy
trial? Would be not sternly reiterate
his declarations and as steruly repeat
the acts with which he is charged n
But where are the evidences of his be-
ing possessed of " a mind conscious of
right" The very demeauor of the
accused is an admission of guilt. The
proceedings of bis counsel, thus far,
are mere bubbles - nothing better.
johnson would escape upon the back of
a hackueyed technicality, when truly
honorable man with genuine courage
aud a clear conscience, would scorn the
employment of such subterfuges. 1t is
evident to the most superficial observer
that il is not an generation from dis
honor that he seeks but an evasion of
the consequences of his guilt. But lie
has been arraigned at the bar of a Court
witch has for its immovable purpose
The melting out of expeditions, strong :
handed Justice, aud his political days
are briefly numbered. There ia no
" dawdling' now.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27

INFORMATION WANTED.-The Turf, Field
and Farm requests California papers to copy
the following: s
Emma and Susan Martin, daughters 81
John julius Martin, all of Rockingham
county, North Carolina, are anxious to
learn II their father is living, and. If 90,
where = letter could reach him.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27

A MOST EXCELLENT 1DEA.-In New York
plan has been preached to receive from all
the prominent points of the West quotations
of the labor market. so that emigrants may
be sent at once to the points where their SER
vices will be most in demand.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27
Single and Double Set of Euggy
Harness.
SUM MON ).

! Nevada Revenue stamp soc
| IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE SECONI
| 1 Judicial Distric. of the State Of Nevada. il
ami for the County of UrHsby WILLIAM b
| LAW L0R, II ilati1, VS.. HANNAH C. II. LAW Of
| defendant.
| Action brought in the District Court Of the Sec
| oni Judicial District OF the State OF Nevada, in
and for the said County, and the complaint filed
| in said County in the office of the Clerk of said
district Court The ID day Of March, A d. 1865.
| The State OF Nevada SENDS greeting 10 Hannah c.
| II. LaNlor, defendant.
| You are hereby required to appear in an action
brought against you by the above raned plaintiff
| in the District Court Of the Second Judicial Dis
trict OF the Of Nevada in and FOR the County
Ornsby. and to answer tn complaint lied there
| in IA copy Of which accompanies t1is summOns)
within ten days Exclusive of the day OF service
after the service on you of this suMmonsif served
within this county; if served ont OF this
county but in this district, within twenty days,
otherwise within forty days-or judgment by de-
fault will be taken against you, according to the
prayer of said complaint
The said action is IrOu elt to obtain a decree of
divorce upon the grounds of wilfGii desertion for
more than two years. and 10 OBTAIN The cast1t!y OF
Emmett J. Lawlor, son # the plaintiff and defend
ant. because of the unitness Of the defendant to
have the care, custody control and education OF
the said Emmett j. La"lor.
And YOU are hereby notified that if ycu fail to
appear and answer the said complaint as above
raduiret, the said plaintiff will take Judgment
and decree against you for divorce and Tor the
custody of SAID child, Emnet J. Lawlor.
Given under my hand, and the Seal
of the District Court of the Second
[ 81 ~ Judicial District of the State Of Ne
00 ~ vada in and for the County of 0rmsby,
this 5th day of March, in the year of our Lord
enc thousand eight hundred and sixty-eieht..
uh17-sy NJ. j. ASHM0RE, Clerk.
In the District Court, Second Judicial District,
Ormsby County, Nevada. William Il. Lawior,
plaintiff Hannah G. ii. IaWlor, defendant.
Order for public ation of Summons.
1t appearing to the satisfaction Of the Court that
the defendant Hannah c. II. Lawlor is not resi-
dent of the State Of Nevada, and cannot be per-
sonally summoned in this cause, 1t Is ordered by
the Court that notice of the pendency Of this cause
he given bv publication Of the summons once each
xeek for two months in the CARSON APPEAL.
newspaper printed and published in said ormsby
Loau.,. March ID. 1865. |
.. II. WRIGHT, District judge ]
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27

ILLNESS OF MURDoCH, THE ACToR.-Mr.
Murdoch still strives to keep his feet on the
boards, but has again this season succumbed
to his infirmities. His physicians have per-
emptorily forbidden his fulfilling a theatrical
engagement in Boston.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27
REGULAR UNION EINEE

For School Trustee for Carson District
b. H. MEDER-
The Election takes place on the first Tuesday
tO Aprii,
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1868-03-27

BORN
In Carson, March 25th. 1865, to the wife of
Richard L. Parkinson, son.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1868-10-07

finished. Wurtemburg. Bavaria. and Baden
are only fastened by few stitches, but are
working mp TO the needle. f .
. I'm the city of Marseiles man lived on bad
terms with his wife. One day, while waiting
lor his dinner, he remarked that the fies fell
dead on touching his bowl of soup. Without
saying word he changed the bowls, giving his
wife the one she had placed for him. Before
long the acute sufferings of his better half con.
vtnced him that he had narrowly escaped being
poisoned.
The VIceroy of Egypt has a steam yacht
that cost 81, 400, 600 in gold aud the engines are
OF 24OO morse power About two months ago
race was run between her and Prince Napo-
icons steam yacht, the Jerome Napoleon, OF
only $50 horse power, from Palma to Constanti-
nope, In which the latter was victorious.
"A member of AN influential Florentine
family is accused by the Italian Government
OF having disposed of the plans prepared by the
Italian generals previous to the battle of Gus
tozza TO the Austrians for the sum of $4,000 in
gold
"A Mr.. Padwick, we'll known in English
sporting circles, has demanded an explana-
tton of the Marquis of Hasting, through the
medium OF the Jockey Club, in order definitely
TO find out the reason why the Earl was
scratched for the last Derby and the st; Leger.
AT the village OF LambeZelle, near Brest, in
France, the following sign exists:-"Louis Ma
poleon retails wine, brandy, beer, and other
liQuOS.O
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THE cELESr1ALS.
n Slightly Humorous but Friendly well
UA come TO England
n, yfa.- o. "a

From tbe London Star, Sept. 20.
Mr.. Burlingane aud his Chinese Embassy
nave arrived In LoRdon. From the accounts OF
the personnel OF the mission that have already
appeared we may expect to derive at once
profit and amusement fro m their presence
all the All ractiveness of the show Chfnaman to
the dignity of the diplomalist. Surely from the
days when embassies were f1rst sent there have
the curious as this one Its chief Is an Ameri-
can, its FIRST secretary an Irishman, It's second
native of France. But China has absorbed them
in her own nationality, and has rechristened
whether the own father of Poe 'au-chen, Cnln-
Chi choong jen- tachen, would recognize by that
title his son, AnsOn Burlingame. Equally puZ-
zled, too. would be the Inhabitants of Belfast to
discover in Bo-choon- au their long-lost towns.
man John McLeavy Brown. De-chan, the
Chinese Transformation for the name OF Mr..
Secretary Deschamps might pass muster on
the boulevards. 1t is in Chih- Kahn that we
come TO the real Chinaman. whose illustrious
line is free from every taint of Western barbar-
ism. This gentleman is Associate Min'ste and
yet he only weighs 100 pounds Here is a lesson
that we trust Will not be thrown away on
those who are eteTnally complaining of the
ends At l30 pounds weight Chih-u- Khan has
managed TO lay his sovereign under an oblt-
cation; how many men are there among
us who at 260 pounds have bestowed one thought
on their country2 But, by-the-way, the other
members of the Embassy are gentlemen who
interpret in the principal European languages.
We wish them all q long and profitable stay in
this country-profltable to them and to our
selves. MIR. Burlingame deserves thanks for
having brought them here. 1t was q great
undertaking, and 1t must not be forgotten that
1t is an undertaking not yet completed. The
Chinese have shown their usual happiness of
thought in the choice OF q name for the gentle
man who has led their countrymen these thou
sands of miles from home to meet the West on
its own ground. The translation of Mr., Bur
linpame's title ts Minister of Heavy RESPONSE
billy" Could anything be filter, more lite
rally true?