Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1868-05-07
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The Internal Region supplies She ofhciai
--Pandcmonlnm IN Amcrica--'iur New
Rulers--Satan's Kingdom In iuil HAST
BENJAMIN +. Wade, Bcclzebuh,
Chief of the Internal Empire, and
founder of the order Of Jacobinism.
Decorations, Black Flag, Skull and
Bones.
Thaddeus Stevens, Satan, Leader
of Impeachers and Grand Architect
OF Ruin, "outside Of the Constitution" ="
Grand Cross of the Order.
Ulysses S. Grant, Moloch, Prince of
Death, Chief of the Internal Artillery,
Raiser of Smoke, and Presidential
Betrayer. Grand Cross set with
Horse-shoes.
John w. Forney, Baal, conductor
of the two organs of the Infernai En-
pire, both daily. 'sThe Sulphur and
Birthstone Chronicle" and the Nitro
Glycerine Press Knight of the Order.
Benjamin F. Butler, Pluto, Princi-
pal Model of the Beast, with seven
heads and ten horns-Hero of Big
Bethal and Fort Fisher--the leading
Bottle Imp-the Cock-eyed Saint of
Massachusetts. Grand Cross made OF
New Orleans gold, and badge of the
silver spoon.
Charles Sumner, Behemoth, Chief
Sore Head; yet always advising
"Stick," Grand Master Of Foreign
Relations, especially Prussian. Car
pet Knight of the Order.
Anna Dickinson, Proserpine, Arch
She-Devil of the Empire and Sover-
eign Princess of Malignant Spirits.
Jane Swisshelm, Atropos, Princess
of the Cruel Fates and La Grand
Duchess of the Internal Empire.
Simon Cameron, Belphegor, Chief
of the Internal Mountebank, and
Principal Sorcerer.
James NJ. Ashley, Baaibeuth, Mid
night Inspector of Jails, Principal
Consorter with Jail-birds and Subor-
ner of Periurers. Grand Cross of the
Cloven Foot.
Robert Schenck, Mammon, Chair
man of Military plans and Hero OF
Vienna.
VIM. D. Kelley, Belial, Prince of
the Vale of Tears and Lord High
Keeper OF the Red Eye. Grand Cross
of the Order.
Zachariah Chandler, Asmodeus,
Chief of the Blood letters, Principal
faster of the Red Eye and Patron of
Anarchy and war. Grand Cross Of
the Order.
Schuyler Colfax, Dagon, Presiding
Prince of the Grand Council of the
'1nfernal Fanatics" and Chief Illus
traitor of the prophesy Of Daniel Web
ster.
Wendell Phillips, Nisrock, Chief of
the Fiery Palace, Supplier Of Ord
nance Stores, and Fore-runner OF the
Crack Of Doom.
George S. Boutwell,, Apollyon, Chief
destroyer of the Constitution Angel
of the Black wing; Guardsmon of the
open door of Janus. Glittering Cross
Of the Order, and seat at the right
hand of Beelzebub.
John A. Bingham, Mephistophilies,
Genius of the illuminated pathway
to Hados, Rhetorical Blunderbus of
the Internal Council and Chief Mana
ger of devilish ingenuity Grand
Cross of the Order and seat on the
left Of Beelzebub.
John A. Logan, Armageddon, Com
mander-in-C Chief of the Grand Army
of the Internal Cohort. Wielder of
the flaming sword of Anarchy and Ru-
in-and liveliest little devil outside of
the bottomless pit. Grand Cross of
the Order.
John F. Farnsworth, Vultunus, Ri
der Of the pale Horse. Chief Inspec-
tor of the Internal Stud. Lord High
Keeper of the Bed Chamber and
Guardsman of the Fiery Palace.
Frederick Douglass, Negral, the on
ly white one in the Empire, and most
decent devil in office.
The above are only a few of the Of
hcials; some are abroad in Spain,
England, Germany, and France
Others are still held in chains, wait
ing to be unloosed many are waiting
for their places to be designated, but
enough is known to afford an idea of
our new rulers Washington Union.