The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1868-06-19

luttiliS cut lduOT, udteTdlly lnuoicht,
careless, shiftless, and cussid ez he
is, he kin never be made to work save
when forced to do it ez a slave. He
wood come north in droyes and I'LL
our almshouses and jails, and be too
heavy a burden for our over-taxed
people.
ZEPHANIA SCUDDER,'
NV Connecticut,
"Perceed Pollock" sed Bigler.
81 stand opposed to conferrin rites
upon the Afrikin, becoz, hevin alluz
been accustomed to labor, and bein
NV materially docile disposishen, per
cisely the material NV wich to make
labOrers, he wood overrun the north
seekin suthin to do, and ez he wood
gladly work at less wages than the
proud Caucashea laborer, he wood
drive them out NV employment, and
into the aims houses and jails.
r. YEAGER, NV Pennsy lvany.
Pollock and Bigler laft vociferously
and uproarlusly, and the others lookt
ez uncomfortable ez men Good. II
he'd gone too fur alreddy, and I seezed
my hat and emptied wat remained
onto the floor.
"Sir % sed 1, lookin Bigler thrc
and thro, "yoor conduct is reprehen
sible in the extreme. Yoo come
here. sir, ez disturber, ez maker
of mischief, ez destroyer NV peece
and
Easy, Parson, easy, or 1 may pos
sibly forget the considerashun dot
yoor callin, and choke yoo a trifie.--
The fact is, my friend Pollock and
wuz actooated by the highest possibl,
motives, wuzn't We Pollock p
"Certinly-why not ?' ansered tha
wretch.
1--WE felt that it was nessary tina
suthin be agreed upon in this nigge
question. It's bin a tough thing t
handle ever sence l knowd anything
about it; and l wantid to harmonic,
our views and put EN- in shape t,
meet and anser the objeckshuns "
our common foe--the Ablishnists.
confess / wuz disappointed. Their
. are reasons enuff for deprivin tn
niger NV rites, but somehow the,
: don't hang together. Thus, Tv
found one patriot opposes elevati
EN- becoz they're incapable naterall
Nv bein eddikated-another demand
! laws agin ther bein eddikated, becoz
eff they are given half a chance, they
|: take all the offices In the gift: NV tn
{ people-another, becoz they'r 80 dis
Q gustinly made by nacher ez t
sggscite loathin and disgust another
becoz, ef they hev this one privilege
laws will be required to keep ou
I wimmen from msrryin Nv em--ar
other, becoz he won't work, cepti
he's forced to-and still another, bt
coz he is SO materially adapted t
work that he'll underworld the white.
and set them adrift. Among all thes
> reasons, he wood be hard to 500
: indeed, who coodn't find one thu
wood do him. But somehow they
, tangled; one mind can't take EN- a
j in. They don't seem to jibe, and j
attemptin to sort NV reconcile an
arrange EN- in logical order. and g,
EN- to dove tale together, I'm all tol
up, snd so is Pollock. 1 wuz please
with the first, third and nfth reason
but, alas (! the second, fourth an
y sixth upsot EN-. Ef l tie to the Sc,
ond, fourth and sixth, 1 am confron
+ ed with the first, third and fifth, an
ez they are all A MOL Dimocrisy, VIII,
is Pollock and me to do2 Rely, "
are at sea without rudder or compass
and unless rescood, may float into th
: harbor NV Ablishunism, wich, NJ
hevin but one idea, is easily compe
hended. 1 must sleep on this, an
: ez 1t IL time that we seek our virchu
, couches, Bascom will shut up"
, , And the cuss turned us out, an
saw that Bascom locked the door
: before he left Suthin will yet haI
pen to this Bigler.
PETROLEUM v. NAsBY, P. NJ,
(wich is Postmaster,