The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1868-01-10
MOZiS ADDUMS In MERRYLUN;
Or, the Advenchers of Leckcherer.
CHAP III.
WAsHINTUN KUNTINYUD.

mann NV Emmeffyk1n ana llentS4th IN
a Ferjinyun, and Emerryky may go
whar mar nuther Kristutfer kullumbus
can't find it, for naught keer. The
fact is, Kullumbus did'n have no biz
Miss disctvrin Emerryky no way, and
got me good mind, next chants
git, to take that ar ball out NV the hand
NV his statute in front Nv the Captul
and mock his burned ole marble brains
out. Had'n bin for him, I'd nuvver
bin born and loss my niggers-2 NV um
wus helthly yung men, worth hun
hundred dollars pece, one wus ole
nigger man name Jarsper, which he
stuttud and wropt his. toes in rag, and
the other fatt Nancy that cookt and
wosht, and the rest was the likliest
brite m'latter gal from Fomvil to the
New Sot. All them I loss by Kris
tuffer Kullumbus, and Emerryky amt
goin to pay me fur um. amt no E.
merrykln, and 1 amt goin to be proud
NV the naim till I git paid for them mig
gers, which l aint goin nuvver to be
paid fur um.
So ! went on up the Avvyknew
hangin NV my he'd, cos l wus Emmer-
kin and had to voat with niggers or not
voat tall-which vallys the privvy-
lidge highly, speshly et the kandydit
treets ofting and the Ticker are good.
looxt in at Broun's. now called the
Meat rope Pollytpn, for brevvitty's
dear sake, and llbEurvd with amaiz-
ment that the bar room were ten times
biggerin it yused to be. Thar bein no
Southun Konglssmun emmy mo, thot,
NV kose. that the bar rooms WIS all
closed, everybody strickly temprit,
nuthin to drink but Popp maid out nv
unyun just and punkin vines, sarved
in sollum klam shells, with the ten cum
mandments imbroiderd in wool on Inn.
This bein the kase, l had laid my trig-
gers to git sick with the kollick Qike
we did in Richmun enduring NV the
waw,) at the first Pothekerry's or Far
me shootists shop I cum to. But seein
Broun's new bar room, and dividin NV it
by the old bar room, kunkludid that
Nothun sivvilizashun rejuiced to likwid
measure and subtracktin Sundys, were
at least multiply table ahed NV
Suthun bobberism, so-called.
With these few reflexshun and seein
nuthin NV Mosshul Broun nor his slut S
pups-noboddy in fact but Bo Hick-
mum, which he hobbild on his kane up
to warmin-hole in the flo and steam
his infearnul kote-tails over the red
gister, looking mo like bride apple
dam than uvyer-I went on to the
Gnashnul and thar seen the opin
space of the quodwrangle, with its lit
tie fduntin Nv splashin water, had bin
kivered up with a immense great bill
yud room-the effex NV Gnu Inglun
Inlitenment-nature given way to bill
yuds, Suthun Bobberism to Nothun
sivviliaashun-very ctte-rious. And
this is the ''life NV the Nashun,n NV
which we hear SO mutch-I serpose.
Iwent on up to Shillintun's. dropt
in thar, ixpectin to find nuthin but BIZ
bles and Atlantick Munthlies for sale,
but thar wus the same ole tfash and
heap mo NV it, Police Gezettes and all
manner NV litterrery nasness, without
single copy NV the Fomvil Jurnul or
The Skotsvill Redgister to redeem it,
AS lookt upon that vast mast NV un-
speekabil printed truck, amealierated
by few pen pints and il.jure rubber
hedded led pehsils-a crate invenshun
II wisht Charls Sumnur had bin thar
to lead in prarr over the vizibil supc-
rioritty NV Nothun to Suthun culchur
-''enlehur" bein the Bosting fer "edju-
kashun,' In plane English.
l went on. crost the river Tiber-
which it ar smaller creek than Briery,
the other side NV Prints Eddud Kote
Hous-enterd the Captul grouns, walkt
up the broad PATH elum the steps 1.-THE
MONUMENT in the littil fish-pon were
SOlIi,J anu Cluul stllu Siuiil anu CluHl
until | fell brethliss agin the green
doors and splunged NV a sudding, as it
was, into the Rotunder. Ixhorstid,
lumpt doun upon a te4t teet (Which that
is the French for iron BENCH to ketch
my breth, and the first thing | saw wus
the statute of Linkum, in frock kote,
bad-tittin briches and the longlst arms
l uvver seen. Them arms is the arms
Nv a Ranger Tang, not NV a humun;
and l thot Nothun art must be nifty
poor stick if it could'n do no better
than karrykature the ixtremmyties NV
that CRATE man. But then agin thot
his arms orter be long, fer lie grabbed It
heap. He wropt his long arms roun
4milyun NV niggers and squez um that
hard in his luvin embrace that I'm
thinkin they'll nuyver git over it till
thar dying day. He Rugged um into a
bress- -cunlplaint, called it freedum, and
then lie died, po man, by the hands NV
a nassassin, po man,
could NV hay weept as I lookt upon
them arms, now cold in deth, eff my In
vetrit Suthun skin would NV hay pum-
mitted it. But, the day bein warm,
only SWEET. Thar | set and SWEET, while
uther pepil was walkin bout tallIin a
low toan like they wus in cherch. Much
cherch says /. Bout as fer frum a
cherch as cdmp meetin is frum COM
mon konversashun, Raddikul sermuii
frum the Gospel ackordin to st. Luke,
or Yulissis Grant frum the President
sh1tI ehner-