Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1868-01-16
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Not long since, young mah supposed 10
posses good principles, but no fortune OF
fered his hand and heart to O fair young
lady with snug little fortune Of $50 O00--
The offer was fully considered, and finally
refused, on the ground that the young man
showed too many years above the young
! lady though he was really bot twenty-six.
Yet his fine side whiskers and haii were
tinged with an awful sprinkling Of hoary
white and gray, and fairly indicated Q
round score more of years than he had re-
ally seen. To the young man the refusal
came like frosty blanket in cold night.
What was to be dOne2 What could be
done? True, his head came out from under
his "FELT" white as coon after q snow
storm--but must this divide them.
At once he left tho city Time passed on
and the yodhg lady received another offer
No objection TO the fine and beautiful lover
could be found. His heal was PERFECT,
and his raven locks had u most bewitching
usre. Due time was taken and the other
accepted; the day fixed; every desired prep.
araton made; the minister notified, aud
the thing done. She happy couple departed
in matrimonial peace and triumph.
Three balmy days passed away, when the
loving Dung husband threw his gentle arms
around his better half by $50 900, and said,
Darling what 10 you think of my white
hnirs nOW2" The startled and astonished
bride with uplifed hands, exclaimed, "Ros-
coe H. is it possible2 Am deceived
Tell me quirklylr' The smiling, jubiIAut
husband roguishly replied, No, you are NOT
deceived, it is l. you are NINE. And this
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October 10, lS67-6m