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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1868-04-28

The object Of this suit is to recover against the
plaintiffs declaration at one thousand dollars. And
affidavit having been made that the defendants,
William and B. F. Denriead, above-named, are
not residents of this State they required to ap-
pear here within one month after due publication
hereof, and do what Is necessary to protect their
Interests in this suit.
A copy-Teste -. F,.~., ,.z., ,,,,sys
/ A,rpr GNr1Ir N, n 1f-Sd,y
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1868-04-28
WOODS PREPARATIONS.

CsARATOGA SPRINGS WATERS, CON-
~ GRESS SPRING WATER, HIGH ROCK
SPRING WATER, Just received direct, In pint
49, PURcELL, LADD 4 CO., Druggists, !,
~, = Inf afr rect.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15

The STAFF OF LIrg.-Jscob Becker,
the Pioneer Baker Of Gold Hill, whose
place is q few doors above the Town
Hall, is determined that no interloping
Bread Baker from Virginia City shall
undersell him, has come ont and de-
clared . war in the Bread line. He
will now sell sixteen loaves of bread,
equal to any baked in the State, for one
dollar; and pies and cakes, cheaper
and better than any to be bought in
Gold Hill or Virginia. Jacob means
ub~usiness" when he talks in that style.
a3-lm
GOLD HILL Cuor-uousE.-one of the
best places in Gold Hill to get " good
porter.house steak, ham and eggs, fresh
bread, fresh butter, good coffee and tea,
pies, doughnuts, and q good square
meal. is at Peter Becker's Gold Hill Ba-
kerry aud Chop-house, Main street, OPP
posite the Eclipse Stables. al I'M
The PEARLY GArEs.-Pure white
teeth and a sweet breath, issuing like
perfume from the rose, through II pair
Of lovely lips, are, as Shakespeare says,
ian excellent thing in woman 10
keep the I" pearly gates" Of the mouth
always spotless, aud the breath always
fragrant, it is only necessary to use the
SozopoSr daily.
"srAtDISo's GIus," always up to
the sticking point.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15
Only oyr poLLAs TO REyo.-on and

Only OsE DOLLAR TO RESo.-0u and
after Monday next, as will be seen by
notice in another column, Wells, Fargo
/ Co. will dispatch a coach from their
office 10 Virginia to Reno at 10 o CLOCK
p. ", carrying passengers for the low
price OF one dollar. That certainly Is
cheaper than any one could afford 10
walk.
SHARP NEGorrArIoS.-Little six year
year old Miss at a Main street bakery
-'sPlease, Mr.. Baker, want iouf
losves Of bread, of yesterdays bakin''
and we don't want no other bakelI
ssMy little one, I'm sorry to say that
haven't 90. any" Little girl-""eai,
but Won can bake me some, cant you'
FEAST or ruE AssrxprIoS.-To-mor-
row will be observed at the Casholic
Church, Virginia, the festival OF the
assumption" in commemorasion OF
the ascent Of the Virgin Mary INTO
heaven. There will be masses at . anu
10 o'clock in the morning and VespeF'
At 7 o'clock in the evening.
HONE AGAIN. = Professor Beals Is
again at his Photographic Gallery, and
producing a new and beautiful style OF
p~ic,ures called Frenotype cards they
are truly beautiful E; also his cartes de
yisite are the finest ever seen. lou
are sure to get good work at the Gold
Hi Gallery.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15
Board Of Equalization.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT THE
~ Board OF Trustees Of Gold Hin will meet
as q Board Of Equalization TO equalize tho
assessed valuation OF all property within the
corporate limits Of the town, on MONDAY,
August II, 1868, sitting from 9 to 4 O'Clock p. u,
and continuing In session nom day to day for
two weeks. or until the business OF equalization
is disposed Of
The Board win hold is sittings at the law
otsce of j. A. Stephens, Esq, where the assess-
ment roll viii be open for inspection.
Il. c. MANNING, Clerk.
QSll Hil, AuSust II, 1861. atltt
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15
Pleas.

PLEAS.
Lros's MAGNETIC ISsEcT Powprais sure and Ger.
tain death TO everything Of the Insect specie-tleas
Ioachcs, Mosquitoes, Ants, Bugs,
III KILLS INSTANTLY.
What Is peculiarly surprising In regard TO this ar
tIcle il, that notwithstanding its instant death &c ~
serts' II Is perfectly harmless TO mankind and do
%sstic animals. II can bcinhaled or eaten with I'm.
punity. II bear the testimony OF eminent disintes'
e'ted eGsTRt'Els III iFRoM POISON.
No article has cvcrSiven such positive satisfaction
In It's use. ...u, .na
readily used-directions accompany each nasI. Be.
" The genuine has the signature Of Z. Lyon. and the
oriyate stamp Of DrNAs BARSrs q 20. EreTy'
ihIng cl.e OF this kind Is an imitation or counterfeit.
ANY druggist will procure the genuine II you lnslst
Sod b. druggists and dealers on the Pacific coast.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15
~ IMMINENT.

Il Is an admitted fact that the Mexican Mustang
IinImsnt prrforms more cures in shorter time, on
man and beast, than any article ever discovered.
No compound has ever been invented 10 useIui
and eficaclous In curing
SIiTT AND WEAK JOINTS BrEss.
IRrisrs. EAR AcnI,
STRAINS, swElLlsos'
Or any other complaints requiring an external ap'
~plication. NON u,ooro
II 4. an Indispensable and valuable remedy in. o..
cases or Of SPAWN, splint, Rins-Bone. w'nd.Gall
Bruises, Strains, &C.
It should be kept In every noase. GamR anu ''eo'e'
All genuine is wrapped in steeirplute cngraSinss.
bearing III, signature Of q. W. Westbrook,, Chem.
iIt, and the private US. stamp OF pEHAs bARSEs
q &c. over the top.
An EFFORT has been made TO counterfeit II Win q
cheap stone plate label. Look eIo,tl
mining CAM on the Pacific coast. dr2-ly2orap.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15
Important Certificates.

important Certincates.
go = = lowe much to you. for verify believe
the PIsntstiSp Bitt;Ts hsSe saysd Wills ny Lss. v w
80 = . Thou wilt send me two bottles more
Of thy Plantation Bitters. My wife hasbeen greatly
0enSn's' W asa cUiRRIN. Philadelphia. Pa"
"s . have been q great sufferer from TX .
pcpsia. and had to abandon prealning. ' Inc
Plsntatlon Bitters have cured me.
REV. j. 8. CATHORN, Rochester, n. y
" . have given the Plantation Bltters to
Of our disabled soldiers with the most as
tonIsbjng effect. G. W. u. ANDREWS,
Superintendent Soldiers Home, Cincinnati
The Plantation Bitters make the weak strong. the
Ianguld brilliant. and are exhausted Natures great
%rcst0rcr. iii,
Tho %nerfsctIy nJire standard Of the PLANTATION BIT.
TINS be departed rom Erry bottle bears fheyac'
mile Of our signature on a stesl plate sn0Tdrino'
" Inn per,on pretending to sell PLANTATION BIT,
TIES IN bulk or by the gallon, % a stsind!rr ana
i%n,po,for, Beicare Of rGfllsd bottles. See thdf our
ITirofr Stamp 10 USMrTiLATED ortr ererv cork.
Sold BY all Druggists. Grocers and Deaiars through
'u''e ~ p. II. DRAKR& CO.,
Now York, Sole ProprietorS'
n,R md a1SFrout Street san Francisco.
doSnfs Jor California and Esradd.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15
ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURES.
Arrjyn1a.


NV WILLS. FARGO AND CO.'S LINE.
r Hamilton, Desey Reynolds, John Rule,
"A Parker, r Allen. Mrs McSorley, Mrs
George. Mr. Carbry and wife, Major Rock, o
Cos,er, Mrs Tobin, Mr. Reid, Mr. Donorc. W
H.nblestein, Mrs Kirkham, Jas Brown, Mrs
FW Cole, F Reynolds, g II Mallard, Mr.
Henderson, A Robinson, S Vincent, c Lem
blacht, D Powell, Mr. Egan. C Griswold, Mr.
Knid, n Denny, Mr. Shaw, J Eosenblocx, Mr.
Day and daughter, P Foley, C Klopp, Ghas
Ordway, Fathor 0'Connell, 1t Fox, ] Ham.
81. W Forsyth, Mr. Schoeeneman, E Lubin,
Nj Millsr, G Whittier and lady. Mr. Bonnet,
Mr. Roman.
BIZ PACIFIC UNION xxrRE LINE.
Wright, Mr. Agnier, Indian John, Miss
Taylor, Mr. Hanson and " children, Young
Indian, Mr. Hsller, Mr. Sprim. Miss Crockett,
W W savery, g Pryor, Mr. Boray and wife,
Mrs Rugena.
Departures.
BIT WELLS, YARoo AND co.'s
n Williams, Mr. Malenovich, John Booth,
L Horton, Mr. Fletcher, Dan Parks, MI
Hanscourt, Master Jones, C A Downs, Phil
Stoner, Mrs Booth and children, A Mango,
J Goldsworthy, Miss McLevy, DR. I~verson, J
Kind, C II Russell, A E Kennedy, d Ross,
Chas Tuggle, Jno McLevy, Mr. Smith, Mrs
DR. Cleburne, Mr. Cooper.
BIZ PACIFIC UNION r LINZ.
Gen E o C Ord, J ] Lognachen, Col H
Brown.
Br WOODRUFF n ENNoR's y
H Jefres, Thos Lend, A Thomas. F W
Smith, s Schwartz, ] Pinchower, A Shield,
N Henry.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15

Sr. MARY's School, VrsGINiA.-SHint
Mary's School, under the charge OF the
Sisters Of Charity, Virginia, will re-
open on Monday, the l7,h OF August.
Puuctual attendance requested.
IxrRovENESr.-The creates, improve
ment made at the term Of Miss .Ardery's
writing school just concluded, was by
Mr.. William Lambert. The second best
was BY Miss Katie FliedGer.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-08-15

Called 81 Gold Metal"
Which has all the appearance OF FINE GOLD,
and Is very handsome.
Prices Of Mems Watches, Hunting Cn,es.
Lowest price Watch, gold metal ........S SW
Beautiful engraved case, anchor lever. 10y
Beautiful octagon.shape case, fine finish. 10 ~
Heavy American style. ................ 10
Onc.half size, engraved case. ..........; ~ "
Beautiful stem wlnders, nice size Watch. DW
Ladies' Watches, HuniinE Cnsea.
Lowest price Watch. ........:........S "
Beautiful engraved case, anchor lever. luW
Extra fine, engraved and enamclcd very m
handsome. ~"
Chains.
81 different styles of Vest Chains, very
a different styles long Neck Chains, for IN
k tan n Chains, to iisicn with d Pin. 100
sleeve Buttons.
q different styles. plain, black. enam.
clcd, engraved and with coral, per pair.$ 3to6
Shirt Studs, per sett........ .,:........ oW
Beautiful sets, Pin and Ear Rings, en-
amcled, with and without corai..,..... sW
Children's sets, Pin and Ear Rings, en-.
grayed, cnamcled, with and without uo
We have Ladies' Watches. very beautiful.
I'm is carat gold cases. warranted. .....3S to 10
Genuine Scotch Pebble" Spectaclcs, TO
suit all sights, IN fine Steel framcs..... !
Aiso q good assortment Of Gold and Silver
Spectaclcs: AVN err
YER American Watches, at about one.thiu less
man the usual rates. To select, send for q price
list.
We can send any Of the above goods by Ex-
press, to be paid for on delivery.
C. L. COLLINS & CO..
6U3 Montgomery street, San Francisco.
jy9?.1m
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-11-13
..;3@iTer1mls::i..$2,' iu.a sdllIl 4. .4s

..Comes along WITH ne ee.',d' a'i' 2Hi'''
And hatless ana scostless. sa,ssay1 pure
snd wstch. poor 'Jedsdiah Jumper wss
pushed of to the police station, salise ID
hsud, which be bad been fostdBase enough
to retsin, BY hook or crook, sin spitesof I'll
the exertions Of the thieves to- seise it,
The policeman made q formidable charge
against J. Jumper; he had been found
drunk, fighting. molesting honest, people
ip the discharge Of their respectful ayocar
tons, and picking pockets; 80; :: , -.
LOOK = hfrs Squire s1 claims !As
Hold your tongue: YOU Yod rascal"
'I"Want tn know II sthat 'feiler's a2gofn'
tn rip into me that WY and I stand here
swsliesin' his goit darn lie and yeou iisa
TENN! to 'emTsoo:s i1s!,lssyq Ell 1sgo t,sxs
GM-I-IA give you tllirtydays on The
Island - roass the, magistrate. :if yen
don't hold your jaw. Nov, IN, fine you
Eve dollars and cost. and give you, two
hours to leave the city" 49, ' 100.
20 ecu 'duu1 r says Yankee &c." t'1 r'p'''
s'.Tdo; and il You don pay ere fbae9,
I'll send you Up FOR thirty days you raSl
cal r'o ! II. = hiiG s2lj95l 5as sash oyl;sTTss
$50 i calculate, Squire, yeou esA rthisa
mighty spry townI'' ylIs.;asaes os yoiieq a
Il Whats that T'bpiui Al ayom sioiw Of.
.tPsartlfeller at scraoEdin' strangers!s
81" will you hold, y9us jag,2"', 10 I,s,,.si
- "Grea-aa-t on grabbia a. ellers Kavchr'
"Do you, hear me 2"
"Stealin' feller's puss :" continues Tue
iimperturbable.. 'a' 10 "8'aHs'S ''.' Sa''''ao'
'sa.Mr, Ciafk make the rascal's finesevveiS
|ddllars!o 81 sii Ao s:stsns1izs III ditw uoiaa
sa'"Hoh on. Id On, 'Sqsite| lets
see how muehoths damage is naow,ugte
gravy !v.W hat! seyingidellara 6ne fet git.
tin' robbed coat gone. hathooked ,EAsoh
stole. puss grabbed. sa7aua,pd sexerlastius,
isin and misery if yeou don't beat creation
land the speckled Jcws-two dollars and
= half for beiin' isnaked up here By this
lfeiler "a Nine real dollars and r. half!Gs
Well. 1sguess, we got as much Is that
and a leetIe over. ''fsdi ovsg oa9 esod: 10
Opening his vslise., sJedd jeKksiouts
leap. which he socks upon his she4as slips
into bob-taii coat, hunts up an old wal
tlet, from which he extssessa ten dollar
bill. and hands over with. a0taaftissU 4
s,..There's the docunent.~-call itssqusrG
land ii eNergiasyeou dasaed. istesnaA
tltaoy lhercsA Yeeu cansbetA 6aiRe
Zines pie aud ssrs ny shut - !
Commit him to jaii!" erie, &c n.gii q
ltrate. ''sz. rs i's's '''a'' @ sgs'sa SS'"
''.And If ever catch yeou" down aour
lwsy. yeoup Odd pizen sarpfns,, sI'll iather
! yeou I'LL yeoar eide wont hold pespcds!'s'
. Whether II wssOsis shoffness '6e JedS
coat-ssils. sor she5wsns of haste, sheedoer
didn't grab the prisSner,who NJ Sf'liksi
aeshotd from y shovel. ,aas victimJ ~ .tbsa
force of circumstances. : lsud thu. dshgsrap
and duttal besettins sEsepshQensin pure
suit Of; novelty in Gotham, svi.ay,s.uoo
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-11-13

~ .sgcHJsTf ssfifd ls@-SssH nsfle 81 Ti& cd
81: Genteesl it is te;havesoft hasas, a1oY wsx
If But not genteel teelgerk On landsio sanaa
Genteel it is TO lie in bed, ssn.sY, hco
But not genteel to earn your bread -
Genteel it is to cringe and bow, ''
But not genteei t5o' SOW and p1owh. s'2aa1.
'i+ danteel'it il to play the beau, ''''a"d AZ
ool But not senteel TO rap ana NOV; Fi'7"fed
aa 1Genteel it 'tokeeps gfe, ,lls#iaoa hos
But notgedteet - hoe and Digs ,sa'Aaoo
y,sdGenteel tits in ffade tosiaiL, Is ssxia ii.
-sal Rutnpt genteelfto swing the 2sii;zi5 o.
"a Genteel it is.te plsgx the fool, sas -gssss.a
ps Bntnot genteel to keep e aschool;s agi
G Gen il is to cheat the tailsr, ,ip.,o, p,
But not gepteel TO be sailor - - -.
Genteel i is to fight a duel, - .D@'0 - ''',
Is But not gehhtee! to cut your fuel, sI' sA'
sGentsef tits to eatrich cake; 'as.'s+' t'ev 9
'a9 But not gentesi ID Cook ana bake;; +" N
,a'tGentea lei ohaSe tie tie blues, G ~ Boa
b1aBat not eeAtssl to wssf thick shoes adF
TIA Genteel 1T is. teroll iaswealth,,0 doidw yd
y,rBut not gentealIte have good healthy AZ
-veGeatssl it'll tp ents friend, qieeirg ssods
But not Igenteel yopF. eletles TO- mend Ia b,
,f sGe4teel it is to make 2 showe. t,sbaocssr
.,a BIT not genteel poor fo Us p know; e5sn
Gepteel it IS to run away, -
But not genteel at home home to Stay; - :,
Genteel it is to smirk and smile, -" y
-. But not ,genteel to shun all guile iT-.zss
Genteel it IS to be knaye,
But hot gentesf your cash to save ''a'r
Genteel it is to make.a bel, '-A''''''
But potgepteel to, paXya debtissdT ssxa
Is Gented it is to play ct dics,a swogs lev
But not genteel to take advice -. 81 -
Genteel it is to curse and swear.
But not gehtsel plain clothes to wear; 3''se
sdentesfft is to know a lord, 'a,.'ssas .
But not genseef to pay your b6SfdsDs e0oa
Genteel it is to skip and bop ,r.s,,
10 But Hot genteei to tend shop saA 'a
ID usnasai tiS Il was;tts your Me ,,aqSq waa
ysHBaehot gsnteel soiovs youswas. H'sif''"
bstoahnoo ssoinss4sd s3ysomsu aa3 shsssoas
81 cannot tell Fhat4 max!SJp,a . vs:ia I'd
Or what f SAD a.. scenes nay YET pass tprapgh;
may percha4ce turn deaf and blind. =.
Tie pity III alt human kind; sa ohs 's'@
81 may psrehancs Sc doomed a hsg.a h'q 70
a6.And hop sbout Upon 'on1s 1eg 'n'w s0oi
--knd even nayI sS06e trtesi; g vsHisnnss
bnBut mayI nsvef gsatsssi es' ct ssoseaS
Come joy or sorrow, veal or woe s~s '~Ne.
Oh may uerrgct that low.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-11-13
getecte1 ;Mlaeellany..:T:
'sD-a SEEING INTEW THINGS: .a'T
,s.ss5ti4 .s.eta tps---.5 naa 3i5.9Gvi .yqqi
Dr., Jedediah. Jumpers Interview witt
.,.. 80 ..,;, New York. - a. z3,;aln
BY FALcoNBRIDdE.

g. Cit aout! o-,.Js saas .:a4 ID. l. ssgs ~
Carriage. sir ? take, you right up!'' d.
cit aout, say! Plague ont, haoy
yeou du go on, and follow q fellow araound!
'Spect f. feller's tu darn'd lazy. or tn
praoud, tn hang on tu.his owl bundle 2"
-Ts'Butaifyou are going -up,'h continued
one Of the Jarvies-4--sRzI. tfplv7ntL rs,
30 Goianup = echoes, the bedevileds Yam
kee, freezing 10, his yalise.s ouora lea, ov4
Yes, sir, up to a hotel 777 7sl,4u, b.g
IA hotel? git aout, COLL darn yer!
tf.Yes. ssir, take, you eright,up; herss
my eoachspG 2a00 10 taoaras.i7esba sdt {
Here's your carriage, right awayP
cries another. % e.l,r,e~..r.~e- =: eaia.hsf
mister, take my coach; that other
fcller'll charge you double fare"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-11-13

The subscriber has now on hand and can af-
ford to sell at prices to suit the times one of the
largest and best assorted stocks of fine goods
for Gentlemen, Ladies, Misses and Children,
and heavy work suitable for Farmers, eyer be-
fore offered for sale i4 this market. His long
experience in the trade has enabled him to pro-
cure q stock manufactured from the best mate
rial and in the most durable and stylish man
mel, and On the most favorable; terms and with
such advantages he can afford to sell as cheap
as the cheapest. All in want will do well to
call at "A, King street, before purchasing. His
stock comprises in part-C vi. .uia4Ua 4
Mems Kip Boots, suitable for Farmers.
Mems Calf Double-sole Pegged and Stitched
Scotch Aottom Boots. g-5 pa. l.sf..sg 81 80
Boys' and Youths Calf and Kip Deable-soie
Boots. =. q -. s''i-f- al zst. g. h.7-
Ladies Misses and Children's Calf, Goat,
Morocco, Glove Kid, Turkish Morocco and
Lasting Boots of every style and description. .
Mems, Ladies', Misses and Children's Gun,
SnoeS.gO3 -! fy.J e,t , = Ls.
Also, a good stock of goods suitable for
country merchants, to whichs we invite their
attention. W. B. WADDEY.
sep l7-3m -~----------~------ -------
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-11-13

HosrEfTER'ss Buffers Excellent as
L l. an aPpetiser and also sure cure for Dis
pepsia-for sale by r. II. MUSCUETT.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-11-13

Trench CANDY-I have just received a
Il fresh supply Of French and plain Candy
oct 2 H. R.oSCOTT. a
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1868-03-13
Rutland & Burlington and Ver'
mont Valley Railroads.

ON and after Dec. I'd, 1867, trains will run as
MOVING SOUTH AND EAST.
Leave Burlington at 5 80 A. NJ, 1852: NJ. 80 r
NJ, AS 7. NJ Arrive at Rutland at II 70 A. NJ. ~
p. M, 500 2, M, IL 50 +. NJ. Leave Rutland at W
Al At / rs s. 4. NJ. 3a5P NJ. is p NJ Leave Bellows
Fails at 50 A. NJ. a2P, NJ. SsoA, M. Arrive ut
Brattieboro at SO A. NJ, 5 20 7. NJ, az A. NJ.
MOVING NORTH AND WEST.
Leave Brattleboro at IL 90 A. NJ, 445P M, 900 7.
NJ Arrive Mt Bellows Falls at IL 90 NJ. 40 L, M,
955 p. NJ Leave Bellows Falls Mt II % = M, 40
p. NJ, 10 90 p. NJ. Arrive at Rutland at ~ a. NJ.
90OP. NJ, u IS A. NJ. Leave Rutland at 90 a., NJ.
20 p. NJ, 20 A. NJ 80 p. NJ. Arrive at Burling-
ton at 8 as A. NJ. Is p. NJ. 10 p. NJ, 10 7. M.
TRAINS CONNECT AS FOLLOWS.
At Burlington with Boats on Lake .Champlain and
Vermont Central and Vermont and Canada Rail
roads for Montpelier, st. Adams, Rouse's Point;
Montreal, ogdensburgh and the West. At Rutland
with trains for Troy, Albany and New York, Sarato-
ga Springs, Schenectady and the West. AZ Bellows
Falls with trains Cheshire Railroad for Fitehbnrg,
Worcester. Lowell and Boston. With Vermont Y al
ley Railroad for Brattleboro Springfield Hartford.
New Haven and New York; and with Sullivan Rail
road for Windsor, White River Junction. Wells
River, st. Johnsbury. Newport. Littleton and the
White Mountains.
Passengers for the West will find this cheap.
pleasant and expeditions route.
For tickets and all necessary information enquire
80 '''' GEO. A. MERRILL. Sup't.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1868-03-13

AN EXTRA ARTICLE WANTED FOR A
SMALL PRIcE.-Dr. Rice when at the
head of the Theological Seminary in
Prince Edwards, Va, was requested by
the people of one of the out-parishes to
send him minister. They wanted one
who could visit good deal, for their
former minister neglected that, and they
wanted to bring that up. They wanted
man of very gentlemanly department,
for some thought great deal of that.
And SO they went on describing a perfect
minister. The last thing they mentioned
was-they gave their last minister $3.50.
but if the doctor would send them such
a man as they had described, they would
raise another $50, making it $500. DR..
Rice Immediately replied, advising them
to send for DIR. Dwight in heaven, as he
did not know of any one on earth that
would suit them.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1868-03-13

PAT AND THE HAM.-Pat vent to the
house of the priest to confess his sins, and
passed into the kitchen to ask for the
holy father, but perceiving that there
was no one in the room, while a fine ham
was lying ON the table fresh from the
market, Pat lost no time in securing the
prize. Hiding it as well as he could I'M
der his coat, he proceeded to the apart
ment of the priest, and said:
"Here, your riverance, is a fine leg of
bacon which l stole and brought as a
present to your holiness. VIII you take
it?"
"Take it said the confessor, by no
means. Carry it back instantly"
Faith, an l did, sir, an he said he
wouldn't take it by no means"
"Very well, then, Patrick, you may
keep it."
"An'Fll be absolved, your riverance?"
demanded Pat.
Yes it is yours if the owner does not
take it back"
"Good morning; God bless ye; long
life to your riverance."
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1868-03-13
Volunteer Drill for Single Men.


Fail in--love with some good and in
dustrious woman.
Autobiography to her faithfully and
respectfully.
Right face-in popping the question
like man.
Quick mareh-to her parents and ask
their consent.
File right-with her to church, and go
through the service of matrimony.
Hah-and reflect seriously upon the
new duties which you have assumed, and
then perform them.
Right about tace-from the haunts you
frequented when single, and prefer your
own home. ....-
Adpance arms-to your young wife
when walking out with her, and never
leave her to trail behind.
Break of-staying out at night, and
other bad habits, if you wish to have a
happy home.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1868-03-13

Nor PRoFANE.-" just what tinker's
dam is have no means of knowing but
| believe it to be something very worth
less indeed" says Mr. Thomas White, in
his Little Sermon" in Putnam's for
March. Mr.. Thorn. Whites ignorance
can, perhaps, be enlightened, and his be-
lief shown to be sound. The tinker's
used to tramp about England mending
pots and kettles. They masticated and
moistoned bit of bread and used it as
dam around the hole to be prepared to
prevent the solder from running off. Af.
ter being thus employed what value re-
manned in the dam" Can ANYTHING
be imagined more worthless? Hence the
proverb. If this explanation, definition
or conjecture be not satisfactory, let
somebody favor an inquiring world with
better--Bostoa Transcript.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1868-03-13

HE Confessions OF NovELs.-Very
often a novel is written with the very
purpose of making some sort of selfreve-
lation. There are women who rush into
fiction just as the meadows break up into
daises and birds pour out their lives in
song. They wish to assert themselves, to
explain themselves, to have themselves
comprehended, and with sympathy and
appreciation, to revolt against the tyran-
ny OF the circumstances that surround
them to create for themselves the fancied
circumstances in which their idealized
characters would have full expansion
and these persons often make full con-
fession of the restlessness, tragedy and
unsatisfied longings of their lives.-Pic-
cadilly Papers.