The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1868-12-29

sabasi s8.fieaf sta gfas eaas my ss4e
sqaib u the L1Ht.l Corner. thinks
ihe tups when the morning stars sang
together must have been common me.
ieof
40 n3.eEeut oraior II recent pe-
haca lsceag. relulng su opponent
thnhdeaoa Mr. Chairman, ] soorn
the allegation, and defy the alligator
A writer 10 one q tho story papers
makes TIE remarkable assertion that
woman Is fact We suppose be bad
certain old saw 10 his mlnd at The
the ime the saw which Says facts are
stubborn things
Marx TsainB latest
mes ~ u4as ibs faai aag mat
Who're ~itly sAaae ihf gt1aa.
Ard MsfsHesi 81 iiss uus3a ,hat
LaUe frla i tfer saloon
I4s mhslg arm Ga rand her elne.
Ihs8f ~ tssse utf
AHa al.fa hs a4la4 s8lt thaa b uliha
$50 Sad, 4 saA yaa bei
An oyeigroWn political opponent
once undertook 10 sheer a, the dlmuni-
tive ste a Mr A II stephens, aud
said, y could pat Little salad oil on
YOU. and swallow YOU whole To which
alr. Stephens 81 once replied, And i
you did you would have more brains IN
your bowels than you ever had in your
head
"A gentleman, travelling ii a railway
carriage, was amused by "a constant fare
of words between two ladies' One Of
them at last kindly inquired il their
conversation did not make has bead
ache when he answered With a good
deal Of righteousness No, ma am I've
been married twenty years.
This Is the conclusive way woman
suffrage il argued ID Kansas
Who Nas iha gltaiCst politician Franco ever
Ffa1aced $3.50 Roland
tgha Is tAe mass poppaf speaker 81 our cauu
haf @afaaa AIA l. D4aAasaai.4.
Who VAS t6p fret e tghtay pall u water at
tho recent bte a IaFsAaf seaman Ms- sally
YsanH CeuiJn1 sally YaWg cany pnatei
ballot - easily a. watef iuekat
On election night a. Galcna, ILL.,, q
party II republicans came mp r. Repre-
sentative Washbuue qnito late IN The
evening. and chegftd Justify for Grant
aud victory Gen Grant j0cularly re
qaestea WasLbume 10 $50 ont and ap-
oloaza 70 the boys lcl mg uon-appea-
anCe. and teil ibenfhat asp like Sey-
mour az Milwaukee in 1861, don't
know which say Tie thing is going
JuIge portly gotup on earthquake
tablesu recently he bad taken sup
pen With an 0ld Ihespian friend after
the performance a. The theatre Both
being aIa coa1iyal mood, numerous
bott.es Is vel IS loaos were cracked
Finsi,y. tbs Judge found himself on the
way "a do bedside 81 bis stately spouse
Not wishing 10 disturb tho slunber OF
the old lady. The Judge thought be
would efope bis way silently to bed in
the nearly darkcned room but that last
picked oyster had upset has centre Of
gravity. shd stumbling over an ottoman
the Judge went to the carpet with a
force that made tho glassware Jingle,
the windows rattle. aud the floor trom-
be Msrclful Heavens exclaimed
Mrs Purtly, As she rose from her couch
and turned on the gas Ny dear, are
you burt r "Nu but think the earth
quake must have reached New York r
replied the old sport. trying 10 regain
his equilibrium. Il think 50, too for !
am really shocked said Mrs f., as
ahe realized the situation.
-Those Of our readers who have ey-
81 been "eotched on the jury" wall APP
prcclats tAis charge by a Western JUS
tice III the jury believe from evidence
that the plaintiff aud defendant we're
pnrtueis il tho grocery, and the plain
tfr bought out the defendant, and gave
bim has note for the interest and the
defendant paid flt the note by deliver
ing tie c8w, which ho warranted not
hfcachY and The warranty was broken
~ reason Il the breaehiness u The COW
aud he drove TIE CO.'S back aud tender
"a her 20 the defendant bat BE refused
70 receive her, and the plaintiff took her
home agan and rai q heavy yoke on
her % prevent her from jumping fences,
and bY reason 81 TIE yose she broke her
meek and tied; and i the jury further
behave tina, the deienaan interest ia
thc ga0serv Was worth anything the
plaintiffs note was worthless and the
COW good ior nothing either ior beef o.
milk thea the jury must hud ont for
themselves how they deridc tire case
for The court, II she understands herself
and she thinks she do don't know
bow sacli a case should b. Decided
1maag the thousands who have
road tae speech IT Nlcs President Stepb-
cas- VI Georgia against secession. made
November IL. is60. lbege are probably
fsN u b. have hcaid II an smuslng ia
eidept that followed Il Atthe close 81
the speoeh the leader " the opposition
pariy. Hon. Robert TooAbs, arose and
aiieg o1mplimeauus AIr Ssqtisns e.
auc q lbs pHresi u patriots. moved
ibH tie mee,.g. g4c three rhstrs Or
iim q lourn hiea ans done Cos
Her@Asl y johnson. who w4s present
nscs Aif To8,alse % tlasr rstara Is tbe
heta and sad % hen. in substance,
~Su eoar Action fg.aieht. nomise from
- Is ulahAi q seNesaiuaist deRertes all
prssse. ASA ~ one eAauot fotbear 20
saagFatatasa Ega afs1n aaeh handsome
conduct ana alimralsle behasiaE,
Toosnba pal o. shAs drall laak shieh
aiuaxA pn,saedea ms brst hts AMI sad