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Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-07-11
The MEN's FAULr.-The State Capital Reporter

The MEN's FAULT.-The State Capital Reporter
says -" The fault of extravaganza and display
is with the young men rather than with the
young women. Nine times out of ten they are
more willing to bear the burden of poverty and
toll, in hope of bright future of prosperity and
happiness through the means of true and iov-
ing matrimonial life" Whereupon the Dramatic
Chronicle thus comments 20 That is true every
word of it. The very men that make fuss
when their wives want new dress, or a new
bonnet, or a trinket of one kind or another-the
very men who are SO amazingly and sternly eco
nomical, when the question is in regard to an
expense to be incurred for the comfort of their
wives or their households those very men spend
more money in cigars, drinks, oysters, etc., than
would be required to dress their wives like
duchesses and fill their homes with everything
that is necessary to made them comfortable and
elegant
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LovrLIsEss.-It is not your neat dress, your
expensive shawl, or your pretty fingers that at
tract the attention of men of sense. They look
beyond these. 1t is the true loveliness of your
nature that wins and continues to retain the af-
fections of the heart. Young ladies sadly miss
it who labor to improve their outward looks,
while they bestow not thought on their minds.
Fools may be won by gew-gaws and fashionable,
never caught by such traps. Let modesty be
your dress. Use pleasant and agreeable Ian
guage, though you may not be courted by fop
and sot, the good and truly great will love to
linger in your steps.
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My Boy DRUNK - Drunk my boy
drunk ~ and the tears started to the mother s
eyes, and she bent her head in unutterable sor-
row. In that moment the vision of useful,
honorable career was destroyed and one of
worthessness, if not absolute dishonor, pre-
sented itself. Well did she know that intem-
perance walks hand in hand with poverty, shame
and death and her mothery heart was pierced
as with sharp-pointed steel. Ah, young man,
II the holy feelings of love for her who bore
you Is not dead within you, shun that which
gives her pain adhere to that which gives her
Joy If she is with you on earth, she does not,
cannot desire to see her son drunkard if she
IS win her Father in heaven, she knows that
your conduct shuts heaven against Won. and bars
you from her society forever.
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NEWSPAPERS IN THE WoRLD.-The following is
supposed to be the number Of newspapers in the
world 10 in Australia, IA in Africa, "a in
Spain, 26 in Portugal, 80 in Asia, 65 in Belgium,
IS in Denmark, go in Russia and Poland, 800 in
the Germanic States, 500 in Great Britain and
Ireland, and 1906 in the United States or near
twice as many in this country as in all the other
nations topether
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LITTLE FRANK was taught that every one was
made out of dust. One day he was watching
the dust in the street as the wind whrled it in
eddies. "What are you thinking of?'' asked
his mother "Oh," said Frank with a serious
face, al thought that the dust looked as though
there was going to be another little boy"
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BURNT IN kFFIaY.-Senator.. Grimes was burn
ed in efigy, at West Liberty, wis, lately.
The efigy was planned, constructed and hung
up by the ladies of that place. Whereupon the
editor of the Enterprise, the local paper, says
that he is now, henceforward and forever, the
earnest advocate of female suffrage.
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FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS.
DR.. PERRAULT is the only Agent in California for
Dr. BriOt'S Female Monthly Pills.

Their immense has established their reputation
female remedy unapproached and far in advance Of every
other medicine for Suppression and Irregularities and 9TH
er obsructons in females On the receipt of Five Dollars
the world, secure from curiosity or damage.
Persons distance be cured at home by address
ing letter to Dr. j. PERRAULT corner Sacramento and
Montgomery streets Rooms Nos g. 10 and H. Box 973
ONCE San Francisco stating the minuteiy
possible, general habits of living occupation etc.
All communications confidential. 113:52t.
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HELMB0LD'S FLUID EXTRACT
BUCHU
Is certain cure for diseases of the
BLADDER, KIDNEYS GRAVEL, DROPSY, ORGANIC
WEAKNESS, FEMALE COMPLAINTS, GENERAL
DEBILITY, and all diseases Of the
URINARY ORGANS,
whether existing in
MALE OR FEMALE,
from whatever cause originating, and matter of
HOW LONG STANDING.
Diseases Of these organs require the Of diuretc
II treatment is submitted to- Consumption Insanity
may Our flesh and blood are supported from these
sources, and the
HEALTH AND HAPPINESS
and that Of POsterty depends upon prompt Of reliable
remedy,
HELMBOLDs EXTRACT BUCHU.
Established upwards of is years. Prepared by
H. T. HELMBOLD,
DRUGGIST,
No. s04 Broadway, New York.
No. 1o4 South 10th street, Philadelphia, Penn.
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TO THE UNFORTUNATE! !
NEW REMEDIES! NEW REMEDIES
DR. GIBBONS DISPENSARY,
Gle Essrnsy stresf,

CORNER COMMERCIAL, SAN FRAN
cisco, established in 1854, for the treat
ment Of Sexual and Seminal diseases'
sucn as Gonorrhea, Gleet, Structure,
syphilis In all its forms, Seminal Weak
ness, lmpotency, etc. Skin diseases (of
years standing) and liberated Legs, sue
cessfully treated.
DOCTOR G1BBON has the pleasure
Of announcing that he has returned to
this State, after an absence of one wear.
during which time he has ,r;a;4 Il III
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lhE Prince Of Wales-poor fellow has an in
come OF only $500, 900 year, and the English
fafnament @ talk Of adding to it the trifling sum
VI sLoo,ooo. With this assistance it is hoped
tnat ne may get along comfortably.
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FRENCH MEDICAL OFFICE !

n9 DR.. JULIEN PERRAULT, Doc
MEDICINE FACULTY PARIS GRADUATE OF THE
UNIVERSITY QUEENS COLLEGE, PHYSICIAN ST. JOHNS
BAPrIsrE SOCIETY SAN Francisco.
DR.. PERRAULT has pleasure to inform PATIENTS and
others seeking confidential medical advice that he be
consulted daily at his office, "ARMORF HALL" BUILD
ING, NORTHEAST Montgomery and Sacramento
streets, San Francisco. Rooms, No. 9, 10 and H. first
floor, up stairs Entrance from either Montgomery Sac
ramento streets.
DR.. PERRAULTS studies have been most exclusively de-
voted the of the various forms of Nervous and Phys
cal Debility the results of injurious habits acquired in
youth, which usually terminate in impotence and sterty
and permanently induce all the concomans of old age
Where secret inrmty exists involving the happiness of
e and that of others, and morality dictate the
necessity Of its removal for it is fact that premature
decline Of the vgor of manhood matrimonial unhappness
compulsory single life, etc. have their in
the germ of which is planted in early life and the bitter
fruit tasted long aterward Patients aborng under this
complaint will complain of or more Of the following
symptoms: Nocturnal emissions pains in the back and
head weakness of memory and sight, discharge from the
urehra the stool making water, the intellectual fac
uties weakened loss of memory ensues, ideas
couded, and there disnclinaton business
to reading, writing the society of friends,
The patient will probably complain dizziness vertigo
and that sight and hearing weakened sleep disturbed
by dreams, melancholy, sghng palptations, Paintings
coughs and slow fever; while have external rheu-
matte pan and numbness of the body Some of the
symptoms pmpes in the face, and aching in
different parts of the body Patients suffering from this
disease should apply Immediately to Dr. PERRAULT Ell
ther In person by letter. he will guarantee
Of Seminal emissions and impotence in six to eight weeks
Patients suffering from yenereal diseases in stage gon-
orrhea gleet srcture bubo ulcers cutaneous erupon
etc., will be treated successfully All syphilitic and Mecu
ol tain he
DR. PERRAULs diplomas are in bis Office where patients
can see for We invite investigation claim not
to know everything but we do CLAIM
that In all taken under treatment we uh our %
ses We particularly request those who have tried tn
boasted doctor that advertised physician TIL worn o
andI discouraged call upon Low charges ana quick
cures Ladies suffering from complaint incidental 10
their sex consult the Doctor with assurance o ree
80
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~ you Dish the rery best CABINET PHOroGRAPHs, you
street, San francisco.
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CHARLIE, was very much shocked to hear
you singing Pop goes the Weasel in. church
this morning" swell, mamma, heard all the
rest singing, and it was the only tune knew. "
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A PIoUs little boy of four years was saying
his prayers not long ago, when his little sister,
of about FIVE, came slowly behind him and pull
ed his hair Without moving his head, he
paused, and said " Lord, please excuse me a
minute, while bust Sal in the snoot?''
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TOR NOW. DETENTION. OR INCONTINENCE
Urine irritation, Inflammation liberation Of the
Kidneys diseases Of the PROSTATE glands stone in
bladder calculus gravel brick dust deposits and all
the bladder kidneys and dropscal swengs,
Use HELMBOLDs FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-07-11

THE Democracy are still in search of a candi-
date. The tolls of Japhet in search of his father,
the Israelites after the promised land, and the
Wandering Jew, sink into nothingness, when
compared with the present struggles of the De-
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TTEL.MBOLDS EXTRACT BUCHU AND I'M
Il PROVED ROSE WASH cures secret and delicate dsor-
all their stages little expense little change
diet Inconvenience and It pleasant in
odor immediate in its action and free from all in
furious properties.
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YN.AKE NO MORE U.NPLEASAIN-T AND UN-
safe Remedies for unpleasant and dangerous diseases
Use HELMBOLDS EXTRACT BUCHU AND IMPROVED
ROSE WASH.
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MEDICAL.

rTRL.MBOLUG FLUID EXTRACT BUCAC
s pleasant in and odor, free from all injurious
properties, and immediate In its action.
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"EL.MBOLUG EXTRACT BUCHU GIVES
health and vigor to the Frame and bloom to the pal
lid cheek Debility IL accompanied BY many alarming symp
TOMS and II treatment submitted to- consumption, in
sanity epileptic fits eHsue
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SPERMATORRHEA.


DR.. DOHERTY has just published an important PAM
phet embodyng his and experiences in relation
Impotence vrlity being short treatise Sperma
torrha Seminal Weakness Nervous and Physical debi
ty consequent this Affection and other diseases Of the Sex
ual Organs.
This little work contains information of the utmost value
whether married single, and will be sent FREE by
receipt SIX CENTS in postage stamps for return
postage. Address W. X. D0HERTY, NJ. d.,
12tf San Francisco, Cal.
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TIVE GLORY OF .M.a.N. rs STRE.N'GTH.-
Therefore the and delitated should immediate
ly HELMBOLDS EXTRACT BUCHU.
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E.N.RERBLED .AJN:D DELICATE CONsTITU-
~ tons of both HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU-
CHU 1t will give brisk and energetic feelings and enable
you to sleep we'll.
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-DIREC T o r s -
j. MORA MOSS, BENJAMIN BREWSTER,
JAMES OTIS, JABEZ HOWES,
WM. E. BARRON, A. HAYWARD,
J. G. KITTLE, NICHOLAS LUNING,
JOS. A. DONOHOE, JOHN PARROT,
NJ. j. O'CONNOR. L. SACHS,
W. W. MONTAGUE, NJ D. SWEENY,
MOSES HELLER, 4. H. WINCHESTER,
ADAM GRANT, JAMES PHELAN,
CHAS L. Low, GUSTAvE TOUCHARD,
JACOB SCHOLLE, MICHAEL CASTLE,
JAMES DOW, NICHOLAS LARGO,
JOSEPH SELLER, N. c. KITTLE,
L. II. ALLEN, WIN. c. TALBOT,
A. SELIGMAN, PATRICK McARAN,
c. TEMPLE EMMETT, GEO. C. JOHNSON,
JOS. BRANDENSTEIN, CALEB 7. FAY,
T. +. LINDENBERGER, Sacramento.
L. CUNNINGHAM and VIM. SMITH, Marysve.
GUSTAVE TOCCHARD President
CHARLES D. HAvEN........ Secretary
2to. d. z. GORDON, Agent at Weaverville
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EPTiVatese
Medical Aidi
QUICK CURES AND MODERATE CHARGES
DOCTOR ". K. DoHERTY'S
Private Medical and Surgical Institute

Established expressly to afford the afflicted sound and scfs
tifc Medical Aid, in the treatment and cure OF du
Private and Chronic diseases, cases Of Sc
crecy, and all SEXUAL DISORDERS
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N.
sincere thanks to his patients for their
and would take this opportunity remind them that he
tnues to consult at HIS Institute the of chronic dis
eases OF the LUNGS LIVER KIDNEYS DIGESTIVE and GENIro
URINARY ORGANS, and all private Diseases viz SYPHILIS in
its forms and stages SEMINAL WEAKNESS and all the hor
rid consequences Of self abue GoNoRRHoEA SrRIC
TUREs. NOCTURNAL and DuRNAL EMISSIONS SEXUAL DEBILITY
diseases of the Back and Lons of the Bladder
and Kidneys etc. and he hopes his long and
practice will continue to insure him of nn
lie patronage By the practice of Europe
remedies against diseases of all kinds He
without charges moderate treats his patients in
and honorable and has references of unqueo
able veracy from Of known respectablity and high
standing in society All parties consulting him by letter
otherwise will receive the best and gentest treatment and
implicit secrecy
TO FEMALES.-When female Is in trouble. afflicted
with disease weakness of the back and limbs in the
head dimness of sight, loss Of muscular power papitaon
Of the heart irrabty, extreme urinary diff
cultes arrangement of digestive functions general debility
vagnitis all diseases of the womb hystera seriity anda
the celebrated female Doctor W. X DoHERTY at his
Medical Institute and consult him about her troubles and
disease The Doctor is eectng than other
Physician in the State Of California Let false delicacy
prevent you but apply immediately and yourself om
painful suerngs and premature DEATH All married ladies'
delicate health other circumstances prevent in
crease in their families should call W X
HERr Medical Institute and they will receive every posi-
BILE relief help The Doctors Offices arranged that
he can be consulted without fear of observation.
TO Patients residing in any part of
the State however Distant who desire the opinion and
advice of DR. DoHERTY their respective cases. and who
think proper submit written statement of SUCH in pref
to holding personal respectfully assur
will be held and
confidential If the be fully and candidy described,
personal communication will be Unnecessary as instruc
for diet regimen and the general treatment OF the
itself ncluding the remedies will be forwarded without
delay and in such manner as to convey no idea OF the pur
port of the letter parcel so transmitted
NJ Consultation by letter or otherwise FREE Permanent
guaranteed orno pay. Address,
W. X. DOHERTY, NJ. D., San Francisco, Cal.
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CURIOUS Caic,stafto,.s.

The simple interest of one cent a t
six per cent. per annum, from the
commencement of the Christian era to the
close of the year 1854, would bethe trifing
sum of one dollar, eleven cents and sight
mills but if the same principal, at the
same rate and time, had been allowed to
accumulate at compound interest, it would
require the enormous number of "a, $40 bill
lions of globes of solid gold, each equal to
the earth in magnitude, to pay the inter
est and if the sum were equally divided
among the inhabitants of the earth, now
estimated to be one thousand millions,
every man, woman and child would receive
81, $40 golden worlds for an Inheritance. -
Were all these globes placed side by side in
direct line, it would take lightning itself,
that can girdle the earth in the wink Of
an eye, $4,000 years to travel from end to
end. And if Il Parrot gun were discharged
at one extremity, while man was station
ed at the other-light travelling one hun
bred and ninety-two thousand miles in a
second--the initial velocity of a cannon
ball being about 1900 feet per second, and
in this case supposed to continue at the
same rate, and sound moving through the
atmosphere 1920 feet per second--he would
+ sec tHe HASH altef Wdltlhy one Hunureu anu
ten thousand years the ball would reach
him in seventy-four billions of years but
he would not hear the report till the end OF
one thousand millions of centuries.
/ The present system of figures is called
the Arabic method, but it should be more
properly termed the Indian method, be-
cause it had its origin among the Hindoos
of India, from whom the Arabs learned it
! and they, in turn, carried the art into
Spain, where they practiced it during their
long occupation ofthat country.
! The publication of their astronomical Ia
bles, in the form of almanacs, was the prin-
cipal means of gradually spreading il
abroad among the surrounding nations
but SO slow was the progress, that it was
not generally established until about the
middle of the sixteenth century.-Amer
Educational Monthly
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Too LAZY TO CATCH SNAILs.-0ld Dick
Wilson was quite as remarkable for quaint
ness as for laziness. AS he had passion
for wandering about the hills and forest,
and liked to boast that he knew all about
roots and herbs, he was frequently employ
ed in primitive days, to bring the frugal
for their root beer.
On one occasion, DR.. H. called on Dick,
and handing him a large basket, desired
him TO go to certain spot, about two
miles distant, and bring him quantity of
snails, adding, "Be as quick as you can,
Dick, for i am in hurTy.%
"Muttering that s'the Doctor is always in
hurry" Dick set off ON his expedition ;
and the Doctor, after his round of visits,
seated himself ia his office to rest study,
perhaps, for ii was long ago-and to wait
for Dick. ms
In the deepest twRight of the long June
day. Dick appeared, and after carefully
setting down his basket, seated himself
with alAair of utter weariness on the thresh-
old of'the open door. 51i.t
"Well, Dick" said the Doctor, "did you
get the snails 2" ~.
Look in the basket, Doctor" replied
Dick.
The Doctor hooked In il, and, to his vexa-
ton saw only two or three miserabla speci
merss at the, bottom Of tho basket, and ex
claimed irefully:
'sWAg, Dick, what does thismean 2" iron
icaAsk adding, stwere there no saaih
| there ~
/ eN yes, plenty of''em there Doctor
blu. it was such hard work to run 'en
down. ~ 8
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TIE ENDURANCE OF HoRsEs.--5ome Gu
rious experiments have been made at We
terinary shool at Abort by order Of the
Minister ofWar, tosaseertain the endurance
ofhorses, as, in a beseiged town, for exam
pies s'a
1t appears that a horse will IiYe on water
alone i've and twenty days.. seventeen days
without eating or drinking, only five days
if fed but unwatered, tendays If fed and in
sufficiently watercd.. Al horse kept with
out water for three days drank 104 pounds
o8water in three minutes
It was found too, that horse. taken af-
ter being fadsand kept in the active exer-
else of the squadron school, completely
,iigested its "feedn in three hours; and if
kept perfectly quit in a stablb, digestion
was scarcely commenced IN thras hours.
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az A,n, exchange relates,the following

gsy- Am exchange relatespthe following /:
--Onrreporter was around hunting house
for q friend, and called to see family who
were preparing to vacate q coy dwelling.
As tho. door stood open reporter walked in
without Knocking, and his eyes straight,
way lighted on the dame Of the household,
who, was making frantic lunges with a
brOomstickS at some object, under the bed
"Gpod,morning madam. All you have
troublesome. cat under. the bed.
aTreublesome cat 2z-no, sir.,,s it's that
sneeking .husbandsof mine, and I'll have
him out or break every bone in his body. y
.sYou, willi2r said a faint voice under the
bed SNOW, Susy, you may rave and pound
and pound and rave but I'll be logged il
I'm come out from under this bedwhile I've
got tha spirit ola man about me-" /.
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wHelEseME; ADvrcE.-..1A blackslnithl
was Rtely sunmended toa town court as a
witness, ina dispute between, TIVE of his
workmens. The Judge, after hearing the
testimony, asked lhim why he did not set
tie the, affair as the costs had already
amorntedg to three times the disputed
sum. w a
~ told ths.faolsste settle it," he replied;
''for said thee lsxlrswpuld take their coats
the lawyers their shirtss and if they got
into your Honorss Courts you'd skin, EN-
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GOING TO LAw.-Two Dptehmen who
built and used in common small bridge
over stream which ran through their
farms, had a dispute concerning some repairs
which it required, and one of them posi-
lively refused to bear any portion Of the
expense necessary to the purchase of a few
planks Finally the aggrieved party went
to neighboring lawyer, aud, placing two
five dollar notes in his hand, said
SIN give all dish monish if you'll make
Hans do justice NIT de pridge."f
''How much will it cost to repair it 2"
asked the honest lawyer.
"Not mere ash FIVE tollar," said the
Dutchman. ...s
Every well,~ said the lawyer, pocketing
one of the notes and giving him the other;
stake this and go get the bridge repaired;
'tis the best course you can take
'sYaas," said the Dutchman, slowly, "yaas
dat ish more better as to quarrel nit Hans;
but as he went along home he shook his
head frequently, as if unable, after all, to
see quite clearly how he had gained any
thing by going to law. rs
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Little Craze,

Dear little grave, bcstrcwn with flowers,
Gods smile thy sun-ou tears thy showers
come to claim of thee II part,
Aud DER thee bend a yearning heart.
come and kneel with appraised eyes;
While on my lip each murmur dies;
As faith beholds, beyond tho skies,
The bud, whose seed within thee lies.
Dear little grave, thou dost enshrine
The treasured dust We thee consigp,
To keep for US until the day
When soaring soul shall claim its clay.
Thou hidest no woe, sweet little bed,
For well we know through thee Christ died
Our spotIess lamb from earth's dark world
To light and love In his dear fold--&
Where We, when made pure as the child,
Again may clasp thee pndefled
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1868-08-07
.9cCidessf-.9 Husband
shoots his WIFE for q Burglar.

A distressing accident occurred in this
city on the night of Friday last, by which
wife was accidentally shot, and it is feared
fatally injured, by husband, who is driv-
en- almost to distraction by this unfortu-
nate occurrence. The parties are Mr.. and
Mrs. John McAvoy, who reside on Second
between Brunswick and Bladen Streets
1t seems that the night previous the house
Immediately adjoining Mr.. McAvoys resi-
dence was robbed. His vigilance was thus
aroused in more than an ordinary degree, and
on the night of the accident he imagined
that he heard some one in the house, and
arousing his wife, he communicated his i'm
preston to her. He thought, too, that he
distinguished the sound of human voices
whispering. Selling his pistol from the
pillow under which it lay, Mr. McAvoy
proceeded to the top of the staircase, just
behind the head of his bedstead, in the at.
tempt to discover something further. His
wife, whom he left on the couch, had by
this time gotten up and after looking
around in the dark, approached her hus-
band, from the other side of the bed near
the staircase where he was standing. See
ing the object approaching him, and think
ing his wife still in bed, Mr.. McAvoy sup
posed it to be a burglar and crying, "Ive
got you now" fred. His wife fell, crying
out sOh you have shot me-" The pisto
was charged with ball and few small
shot, which entered the breast Of Mrs. Nc
Avoy and passing through the lungs, lodg-
ed just under the skin near the email ofthe
back Surgical aid was obtained and the
ball extracted. The condition of the suff-
erer is critical and it is feared she will not
recover Wilmington on o. Journal, July
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