Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-09-02

Jnly and August are the months In which
dogs and cats commonly 60 mad. t'5
Ono who reads the Jacobin newspaper
concerns during these months, will perceive
the verification of this fact in great deal
of frothing about Horatio Seymour.
He will learn therefrom many thitfgs
about Horatio Seymoua that no one ever
learned before.
He will learn that Horatio Seymour
was born with double rows of teeth; and
that his first lively performance was to bite
of the nurses little finger because she had
brother in the army
That he grew up deceitful young ras-
cal, who bamboozled 'good little boys" in
to the belief that swallows might be caught
be caught by putting Onondago salt on
their tails
That he cut the throatS of six school fell
lows, extracted their livers and sold them
to sansage-maker .... .............
That he studied law becuse lawyers sue
ceeded better in rascality than any other
people. excepting those who get war con-
tracts or places in the revenue service.
That he joined the church in order to
crafty personal grudge against the wor
thy rector, whom be afterwards drowned
in the Herkimer river, by tying a large
stone to his neck.
That he is "a snesking, deceitful, spe-
cious, heartless, adroit," nnscrupulous,
constituencies, guileful, juggling, insidious
designing, faithless, double -tongucd dis
Stimulating, hypocritical, perjure. kanvish,
coz ening, subtle, obdurate, base, profigate,
corrupt, brutal, unrigbteous, atrocious,
abomlnable, unmitigatej, damnable, and
improper "villian,"-one of your praying,
canting," &C., &c, &c, "rascaIs. who with
an insatiabfe, &C., &c, &c, appetite for
evil" &C., &c, &c, "never had the cour-
age to do bad" &c, DC, &c, "act with a
defiant front; but who cndeavors to purge
himself and deceive" &c, &c, &c, &e.,
1.-THE world BY sniveling," whining, cater
wauling, &c, &c, de-, "his prayers to
Heaven, in which he does not believe as
an offset to the infamy," DC, &C., &c, DC,
DC, "of which he is full" gT
That he entered into a conspiracy with
s. j. Tilden, JEFF Davis. Belle Boyd and
Henry Clay Dean to murder A. Lincoln
and desecrate the grave of Ann Rutledg
six miles north bearing a little west, of
New Selem;" and that he never forgave
Wilkes Booth for interfering and and spoil.
ing his nice little arrangement.
That he is crazy-crazy as loon, as a
March hare, as bed bug-in brief, as
crazy as General Sherman was when he
said the rebellion could not be put down
by an army Of seventy FIVE thousand men;
and that the very wonderful "method in
his madness" is proof positive that he ex-
poets to be more crazy.
That he is the identical red-handed re-
bel who fired the first gun; who tore down
the Federal flag; who was alluded by Gen.
Dix when he said, ''shoot him on the spot;'
who starved Federal prisoners at Ander-
soBville; who would not send troops to the
rescue of Pennsylvania when she was ..ib-
vaded; who played the devil generally at
Fort Pillow; who set fire to New York
orphan asylum; who seduced Grant to
take his first drink; who dared to express
opirion that Dir. Lincoln was not the Cow
ernment; who declined to become on Mrs.
Governments dear friends by presenting
her with camers hair shawl; who raised an
objection TO Mr.. Stewards little bell; who
said the laws ought to be obeyed alike by
rulers and people; and who was guilty of
objectionable treason in setting an ilustri-
Gus example Of obedience and patriotic de-
volion of the civil law, as Governor of New
Y,rk.
These are some of the surprising things
that people who read Jaco6in1 newspaper
coucerns during the dog days will learn
concerning Mr. Seymour. 81. ... ..
The list need not be continued, because
it will be found in ertenso in all the ia
Goblin prints. to the exclusion of mhch
more important and interesting matter
Chicago Times. ..,r.I ..e ratss