The Portland daily press., 1868-10-30
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBUG,

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What a wonder
That The doors
are open wide
Ever since tue
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali it humbug,
are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men oil SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o. cost over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
manner of pain and disease he office is constant
ly crowded with PATIENTS rain or shine. Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries it free OF cost,
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning lnments
In City, County, Town.
ewant to know the laws OF health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physc is deceit;
The l. -reet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaaives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays the PAINT that leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
Of ofr1rQ
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
bite to the most fr'ghtiul cancer. Broken down,
tails TO WOLCOTTS Office No. 10 Chatham square.
n Y, ami all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense, without money price, tor the ten
| ant OF tie sunken cellars of e meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces of Fifth Avenue. ALL all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for an application OF that
pain. and misery, vanishes instantly, ii command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch Of the brush
| and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before IT
held its victim with iron grasp OF years.
Hundreds OF physici ans have witnessed the opera
lions with astoeshment, and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
| with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body ese for 25 cents
what size thy please Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, for they cOnan SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles. and hold enough to drive
pam headlons, instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DR.. WOLooIT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time tx
visit race courses or base bali matches-hardly time
to snatch a lunch. People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
| honor to make single false statement.
1t needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieyed in the sale Of his old standard rene
catarIh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loahsomt
yet universal complaint Still more, he now puts
up the ANNInILATOR in pints, instead OF hal,
pints, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many
man whose hands trembed to such degree that il
| was impossible to read newspaper without laying
it on a desk, and who could scarcely write theil
| names once week. find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the 80 cent botles aud he sell
| fifty punt bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
that disgusting disease, CATARRh, which leads di
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
| pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh ant
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever take1
into the stomach cure it, Tor the disease is i'll thu
head You might as well put plaster on the foo
to cure an ulcer the hand-Catarrh is an ulce IA
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tall
in the throat and clogs it at night runs down TO thu
| stomach and unJermines the whole constitution.
Catari snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
| gravate the disease A sneeZe is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head ant
| the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, ficm th
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, ii
removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead of adIins
| snuff and more filth.
| Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in purt
| aOhife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, OF be carried, anC
have all physical pain removed free of expense, a
| No. no Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buyb tiles that white wrappers fit,
But tools are often caught and sold
| With printed wrappers, brown and old.
| Sept. 1S-4w