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Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12
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For N, Rutland Herald
October and November.

., Joyous and bright October
In thy robe OF crimson and gold
What heart can longer be sober,
Ii thy beauties It once may behold
What life in thy breezes, so mellow
How cheerful, thy carpet OF leaves,
which. dappled with scarlet and yellow,
Dame Nature 50 charmlngly Weayts
o, cherries and dark November
In thy dress 50 faded and brown
When we are all sad TO remember
That the Brightness OF Summer has iewn
TAloycd is thy mildest appearing
Unwelcome, thy balmiest breath
Which, devoid Of a touch that IS cheering,
Feels more like the finger OF Death
Farewell TO thee, sunny October
Full frcightei with beauty and JOY
Though many thought that was sober
Couspired our bliss 10 alloy.
Thrice welcome, . chilly November
With thy Btlluta by Loyalty cast
For our ,ny will ~ full, 10 remember
That the Bight is Triumphant Mt las'
November 10 1865.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

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al t,,.i,.., mo-, All c,,f,~r. =, y.,,,,,,, 80,
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- ~ ,,m,non ,as. whereby the ordinary Gas bill.
Nh, -. r,,,.,9 f,1,r fv. :, e,,v nor cent
$50. ,,,,,h r,t,,, 80, ,,, No., hrllI,nt
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In most cases TIE savings OF the hIS' quarter
vail lay the whole expense OF uiuns NJ the neee'
sNE apparatus.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

An OLD VERMONTER.-John Monroe,a
resident Of Ogdensburgh, n. Y, was born
in Bennington, Vt, on the 10th of Febru-
AIRY, 1866, and is consequently now in his
l03d year, and ten years older than the
Declaration of Independence
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12
4 GENTS WANTED.
ct. LOUIS AND IRON NOUN

- tain Railroad Company's seven Per cent first
Mortgage Bonds, February and August coupons
The earnings of the completed road 10 Pilot Knob
arr now more than the interest on the entire
mortgage. The proceeds VI these bonds are adding
70 the security every day. Over $4,000 have
been spent ON the property, aud net over s. 600 600
ot bonds issued thus Tar, The constantly lncreas-
ing traffic OF carrying Ore, with the prospect Of
controlling all the travel from St. Louis TO the
southern states, ensures an enormous revenue
The Directors own s-l0 Of the stock for invest
mcnt, and are interested 10 enrich the property as
well as 20 econoulI1e its expenses.
IHOs, ALLEN, President, 81 Louis, Mo.
We, the undersigned, cordially recommend these
seven per cent. mortgage bonds OF the st. LOUIS
and Iron Mountain Railroad, as a good security
The revenue of the road vii. be large, and the ad
mInIStratlon OF the affairs OF the Company Is in
capable and experienced hands, and Is entitled to
the greatest confidence Of the public.
James Thomas, Mayor OF 81 Louis; John J.
Roe, Pres 81 Louis Chamber Of Commerce W
Fox, Pres ~ Louis Board OF Trade. Barton Bates
Pr, North Missouri Railroad; J II Britton, Pres
Pres OF the Mcr Nat Bank OF St Louis; Geo X
Rca, Pres Second Nat Bank Of 81 LOUIS Jas Is
El4-, Chief Eng 81 Louis and III Bridge Co Geo
" TAYLOR, Prs Pacific Railroad .of Mo: John X
LIonb,Tgar, Pres 7 y Bank, 81 Louis; Adolphus
Meier, Nlce-Pres Union Pacific Railway; Robert
Btrh, Pros German saving Institution; VIM
Iess's, Pres Traders Bank st LOUIS,
NEW YORK REFERESCES:
L, y. Morgan Co, 5. Candy,
J. II. swift, W, T. Blodgett,
Isaac y. Phelps A. r. Emo
W. '. Brady, Geo. d Phelps.
Pamphlets with details can be had AZ the New
York Agency. \ limited number Of Bonds Will
hy sold "A. the low pnee OF IS, giving the accrued
interest to the buyer. Parties living out of the
city, not having correspondents here, can send
their funds TO the cashier OF the Bank OF the State
Of New York, and bonds Will be returned by ex-
press free Of charges. II, g. MARQUAND,
Vice Pres. No. 43 Wall st.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12
NEW ENTAIL OFFICE

WEAvERS wANTED.---A FEW
w good Cotton Weaver, to commence work
N. a., where rood pay viii be given. And also a
few girls win Ind An opportunity to learn TO weave
If application Il made Immediately.
D. W. JOHNSON, Agent.
Csremont, n. H., Dec. ~, 1857. d&wu
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12
T\ISSOLUTION.

The partnership heretofore existing between
George d. spooner and John Cahee, Jr., is this
day dissolved by mutual consent. Mr.. g. d.
Brandon FIGURING Mil, to Chas. G. Freeman,
whp with Mr.. Cahee, will conduct the business
under the firm name of Freeman Cahee, and to
whom all claims for and against the old firm OF
SpoOncr & Cahee must be presented.
GEO d. SPoONER.
Brandon, VT, Oct. %. 1868.
oct.3Od ld&w3w
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

Six thousand bushels Of apples have
been used to make cider. at one cider mill
IN Ferisburgh
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12
HOTEL PROPERTY THE SUB

VIIlII 7 NVI TNI 7 = IT II fNIT n
sCriber offers for sale his three story and
basement brick building 80 feet front, within
tiher minutes walk of the Depot situated corner
n Nam and Grove streets, Poultney. Building
~ good repair Possession given immediately.
Poultney three miles from Lake Austin, Is one ot
the most delightful villages in the state, and Is
widely known II summer resort Terms easy
and price reasonable. Address
NC. HYDE,
may29dSwtf Poultney, VT.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12
DIANO FORTES AND ORGAN
CLUETT & SONS,

plano FORIES AND ORGANS,
CLUETT & SONS,
27O, River Street, Troy,
Wholesale and Retail dealers in
PIANO FORTRS ORGANS, & MELODEoNS,
invite the attention Of the residents ot Rutland
Village and County to the following
CARD:
"STEINwAY HALL, NEW YoRK, Feb. Goth, 1868.
"Messrs Cluett & Sons, of Troy, y. Y, are
hereby appointed Our Sole Agents tor Rutland
Village and County, Vt, and We take especial
pleasure in recommending these gentlemen to the
STEINwAY & SONS.
We offer the world renowned Steinway Piano
at cheaper prices and more accommodating terms
than many inferior instruments are sold Tor This
instrument received the First Grand Prize at the
Pans Exposition, and Is conceded to be the Best
Piano Made.
THE HAINES BROS Piano Cheapest First
Glass Piano made. Prices from s3sj TO $500,
MASON & HAMLIN'S Cabinet Organs.
EsTEY & Co, Cottage Organs; the best reed
instruments made Tor Churches, Sunday schools
Lodges and societies,
LIBERAL DISCOUNTS MADE,
and parties purchasing NAV rely upon receiving
the most complete satisfaction, and most t4vorae
bic terms
ppop ann ,,urr1uv
the well known Pianist, whose qualifications to
select good instrument none VII! question: Will
give prompt personal attention on behalf OF our
drm to all who Will apply to him.
tlU Ell q SONS,
go, lhNri street, ii"y,
april 6d&wly. and peieyan House, Albany.
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NOTICE.

To whom il may concern
l will be at my office In the Store OF 0. w
CurTier every afternoon, until Tuesday, Deem.
Der lst 1865, from until O'Clock p. m, for tbs
purpose Of receiving the following Taxes, which
are now over due: Town, State, State School
County, Village, Graded School, Village High
way of 1867. Also, Town, Graded School, Village
and Village Highway taxes OF 1865. The immc'
date payment Of these taxes is necessary to save
cost. Il. l.. STEyARNS Collector
Rutland, Vt, Nov G, 1868. d2taw&wtoil
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

5000 PER MONTH SURE,
~ w and no money required in advance.
Agents wanted everyv here, mali and female. 10
sell our Patent Everlasting Wh.J Wire Clothes
Line Every household should have this ar.
ticle."- n. Y. Tribune Address American
Wire Co, IS William s., N. Y, or l6 Dearborn
street, Chicago, Ill. oct2sd&viw
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Business Cards.

DUNTON X VEALEY,
Attorneys and Counselors at Law, and Solicitors |
in bankruptcy.
uthce IN Exchange Block, Merchants Row,
kutland, VI.
/ " g. puH4eN IapgaSwtf w. q, VEAzRY
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

PETER G JONES II son,
l'tIcr- IN all kinds Of Paper. Also, Agents for
smith Peters Printers Card Stock, No. 26
Water, "urnrr llryoushire street, Boston
AugSd&wly
G. \. HlTCHCOCK,
Deputy sheriff, Collector IT Taxes and Insurance
Agent. Also, Agent for Llll!e'e Fire and Burglar
Proof Safe. and Aliens Kerosene On Safes Pitts
fore, ". 'rd'-S by mail promptly attended 70.
anindSwly
\. =. SIMONS,
Attorney and Councillor at Law Office No. G.,
"a lopr, tamton's New Building.
Nov. g. iAts. d&wtf
Nj Th,, hnoA-.ail accounts Of J. NJ Hall &
Co nc III my ha sds. An immediate settl, Inent
Will be- reQuIrsd.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

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Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

WOOD LOT FOR SALE---ONE
w Hundred Acres, located in Mendon, near
Perkins Burnt Mill, five miles from Rutland, on
good road. Price $500. For further particulars
enquire of Il. o. Perkins, Jerry n. Thornton,
Doran H. Ormes, Mendon.
Aug %, 1868. dSwtf
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-11-12

| ANDS LOANS SEND FOR
II list Of houses, lots and farms in Eastern Iu-
aIaua and hest lands in all parts Of the West, for
sale by j. l. BLISS & Co, Real Estate Brokers,
Richmond, Ind. To Capitalists Loans ncgoti-
atod t4r highest rates ofInterost on unencumhcrcd
real estate security. References Anthony Chase,
Worcester, Mass; Richard Tucker, Conway Mass.
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rnay29d&wti
NOTICE.

MRS. A. b. PURMORT, Mllliner, removed
from Union Block 10 Phoenix Block, Merchants
Row, has now very desirable stock Of goods
ready for fall and winter trade. o29d&Wtf
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
Trial Upon Cotton, in Johnston
County, N. G.

Cor. ADAM J. HEATH. of Johnston Co., n. c.,
writes October 25th, 1867" Yours Of the 18th
inst has been received, enquirng Of the action of
Baugh's Raw Bone Phosphate on my cotton crop,
and in reply would say that up to the middle of
June it was satisfactory but a continuation of
rain for four weeks, terminating about the mid
die of July, unprecedented in my recollection, al
most destroyed the hope of making anything.
When the rains ceased and the cotton began to
recover where it had not been entirely drowned
out, the effects Of the Phosphate, which | feared
had been completely wasted, began to show them
selves and up to the 18th of September, notwith-
standing the very unfavorable season, the pros
poets were Aattering. At that time the army
worm made its appearance, and completely strip
ped off its leaves, forms and small bolls from
field Of $50 acres, in the short space of one week,
consequently the crop is a very light one; but
confidently believe had the season been favorable
and no disaster and cotton remained at remune-
rating prices, the investment would have been
success "
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
Good Crops on Poor Land.

VIM. NJ. HowERToN, ESQ, of Halifax Co,
Va, writes August lst 1867" In regard to
Bangh's Raw Bone Phosphate, 1 have to say
that although my experiments have been inconsl-
derable they have been sufficiently large to satisfy
me that Il is an excellent fertilizer.
On land that ,rds poor, l sowed wheat and oats,
with what was certainly but moderate sprinkle Of
the Phosphate The resalS was good crop Of wheat
and fine yield Of oats.
According TO the philosophers test of what con-
sttutes benefactor of the human family, based on
grass qroloing, can have no hesitation in saying
that this Raw Bone deserves to be ranked high as
such benefactor; for it certainly makes blade
of grass grow where none grew before.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
SAVED THE CORN CROP FROM THE
ATTACKS OF WORMS.

Mr.. DANIEL HEIsERMAN, of Augusta Co., Va.
writes-"I applied Baugh's Raw Bone Phos-
phate to a portion of my corn crop last spring.
The worms were very destructive to the corn on
which no Phosphate was applied; whilst that on
which the Phosphate was used in the same field,
was untouched by worms, and grew beautifully,
going ahead of the other, which was on equally
good ground
l am satisfied that it is a valuable protection
against worms, and greatly advances the growth
Of corn"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
Very Satisfactory Experiment
on Corn.

E. l.. COCHRAN, ESQ, Of Prince Edwards Co.,
Va. writes Sept. 9th, 1871 used some of
Baughs Raw Bone Phosphate on my corn, which
though planted on and after the Doth OF May has
proved Usry satisfactory experiment
Three years aqo the same land was planted in
corn ,siiom dny fertilizer and the yield was only
one-and-d-haT bushels per acre. 1t now has on 1t
not less than thirty bushels per acre
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
Superior to No. l Peruvian
Guano.
Guano.

DIR. J. w. CRADDOCK, of Halifax Co., Va,
writes June 27th 1907 have just finished my
wheat harvest, and find that upon land of equal
fertility where l applied Peruvian Guano and
Baugh's Raw Bone Phosphate, the same quantity
of each per acre, that part of the wheat upon
which the Phosphate was used produced much
heavier yield than the other.
The Phosphate produced less straw and more
grain, while the heads grown with Peruvian Gu
Sno were not we'll filled"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
As Good as Peruvian Guano for
Cotton.
Cotton.

+. REMINGTON & Son, of Townsville, Ga,
writes November 4th, 1867" Mr.. Whaley used
vour Phosphate on cotton, by the side of No l
Peruvian Guano, and says its effects were as good
if not better than the guano."
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
Excellent Results on Corn, Wheat
and Potatoes.

C. $ P TRIPLErT, of Farquier Co, Va, writes
Dec p, lS67-'' have used Bdugb'S Ra'0 Bone
Phosphate on Corn, Wheat and Potatoes, Vih great
success. l intend using it on my corn next
Spring; several Of my neighbOrs will also use
it. Ifssl confident zee hare had Fertilizer 'ehicA IS
rs equal, comparing al It's msriis. "
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
Very Largely Increased the Yield
of Corn.
of Corn.

MR.. GEO. w. HERNsBERGER, of Augusta Co,
Va, writes used Baughs Raw Bone Phos-
plate on part of my Corn crop, and would say
that 1 gathered from a quarter TO one-third more
corn off an equal number of acres where used it,
than where did not"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1868-02-13
A Fine Crop of Tobacco on Poor
Land.

H. C. CHAPMAN of Franklin Co., Va, writes
Dec. sth, 1877 have used BaltghS Rae Bone
Phosphate to a sufficient extent to convince me
that Il IS most szcsilent Fertilizer. / used it this
year on poor land, under Tobacco, and had good
crop troR is take pleasure IN recommending IT,
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1868-03-18

led by William Writ, formerly the emf
nent Attorney General of tho United
States. Wirt's concluding speech, which
occupied four hours, was replete with wit,
elegance, and argument, and sustained
the closest attention Of crowded Senate
and galleries throughout. The House of
Representatives were present in body,
and John G.. Calhoun, the Vicc President,
who presided during the trial, pronounced
the verdict of acquttal by the Senate,
which stood twenty one for impeachment,
against twenty-five for acquittal. The
trial lasted six weeks.
In the latest impeachment trial-that
of Judge Humphreys, of Tennessee, for
aiding in the rebellion against the United
States, in lS62-the proceedings occupied
but few hours, and the Judge was found
guilty by a unanimous vote of the Senate.
1t appears that this case and that of Judge
Pickering, i'll 1904, form the only cases OF
impeachment trials in which the parties
tried have been impeached and removed
from office.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1868-03-18

haustingla land. Not So Each year put back
more than you take from it. Accumulate
a large fund in soluble mould and other
manure, and never let it be said by pos
terlty, that it is harder for them to I've
because you lived before them. Leave
your land better than you found 1t. I'M
prove agriculture SO that given quantity
of labor may produce double what IT no"
does-double the capacity of the land
Then each agricultul1st will be able to
consume four times as much as he Goes at
present in recessarics and luxuries.
This can be done. During my day, the
nlanters in Hancock county have doubled
their crops. There were more planters in
Hancock county who made ten bales per
hand in 1861, than there were who made
five bales to the hand in ls45. repeat,
buy Peruvian Guano and Dissolved Bones,
and some salt and plaster, where the
freight is not too high. Try on small
scale; torl large, if you wish,) all pure gu
amos, and be governed by theresult. Fer
one, will not touch manipulated ma
nure. 1t creates middle man, to COM
pete with me in bones, guano, dc. If
there is anything to be gained by mixing,
I want to mako myself, and then I know
also that it is pure. l want no manure
that will not pay without the addition to
it of Peruvian Guano
Suppose Dir. Pendleton had mixed his
Peruvian Guano with sand-half and half
it would have paid two hundred and
twelve per cent! Good ! But four hun
dred, and thirty is better!
Planters, make little money by the
teachings of the Cultivator-take it the
balance of your lives, and leave it as a
legacy to your children. I say, for one,
never give it up, but build it up higher
still-make it a weekly and finally a daily
mot only that it may teach you concern.
ing agriculture, tools, machinery, &c, but
that it may advocate your peculia. in
terests.
: I-would here suggest that every writer
in your paper should put his Post Office
at the head OF the letter-the name of his
farm, if any, at the bottom.
= Very respectfully yours,
DAVID DICKSON.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1868-03-18

CRoup.-An exchange, referring to the
fact of a doctor in Heidelberg and two of
his assistants having died of Group in con-
sequence of sucking the blood flowing du-
ring successful operation of trachcotomy,
stated that the disease is always curablc
by o very simple remedy, even when the
patient is on the verge of suff'ocating. This
consists, first, in applying water to the
throat by means of Il sponge or soft cloth,
so hot as to be very painful to the hand
of the operator, instant relief being usually
afforded After this has been continued
for fifteen or twenty minutes, q poultice of
linseed meal, rolled up in a cloth, is to be
applied whiIesyery ;hot, and left Oh for
some time. The remedies are to be re-
peated should The attack return; but the
writer states after a long experience he has
never known it to. fail
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1868-03-18
: Riding on railroad for the first time,

Riding on railroad for the first time,
a western gentleman, when the conductor
called for his fare, handed him a FIVE dol
lar bill, with the remark: 'Let the thing
get. l don't want any change. Never
rode in the keers before, and am willing to
pay something extra for the fun.'
-"Hallo, steward" exclaimed a fellow
in one of the steamboats, after having re-
tired to bed, "here, steward. !" "What
for, NASSAU" 81 want to see if these bed
bugs put down their names for this berth
before did. lfnot, l want them turned
out"
IF we were asked what physician
stood at the top of his profession, we
should say it was the gentleman who was
in the habit of attending patients on a
monument"
- 1t is argued for short dresses that
they give plain girls chance. What ma.
ture has denied the face she often gives TO
the understanding.
=" ga man who'll maliciously set fire to
barn." said Mr. Slow, "and burn up TWEEN
ty COWS, ought to be kicked to death by a
jackass and I'd like to do it."
= "See here, mister" said an Irish lad
who. was in the apple tree with dog un
der it, eff you do not take that dog away
III eat up all your apples"
= The first evidence of woman's in.
terest in man is her mending his gloves
and the last working him pair of slip.
pers.
-I feel" said an old woman, "that
I've got about through with this world.
shan't enjoy much more trouble"