The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1868-08-02

A ouack Doctor-A duck Of physician.
Il The last strike-That of the shoemakefs.
& Science ia often more sensible than talk. H.
shoe black" Improve each shining
hour" 9,
Eve was made for adams express COM
pany. :,
A Feminine swindler--' How skillfuily u
she builds her sell.
Epitaph on Bore" He was not lot i
time, but for all day
Domestic Economy-To rich widows:
Husband your resources. 81
How in the world can floating debt be
paid out Of a sinking fund =
Bowling is healthy amusement II 1t Is
not of the flowing" kind.
uYou make my blood bol!" as the live !
lobster cried out in the saucepan t
The recent attempt to serve dinner on
fashion plates was not successful j.;
Men. like books, have at each end
blank leaf-childhood and old age.
A lock of hair from a young lady's head
is often key to young mans heart.
When may loaf of bread be said to &c
inhabited? When it has little Indian IN L.
No wonder that the female sex is obstl-
nate. The Latin word for woman is muller.
), Lord Broagham's longevity is now attf IL
buted to his having been preserved IN
. Cannes.
Love, the toothache, cough, and tlsnt
boots. are things which cannot he long
kept secret.
A Western editor, in one of his papers,
saws: "For the effects OF intemperance, see
our inside"
Don't mistake arrogance e. for r;s wisdom aSan
MANY people think they are wise "hen
they are only windy.
ssThere is a divinity that shapes our
ends" as the dOughnuts remarked "heh
the girl was making them.
In a booksellers catalogue appears the
following: ;. Memoirs Of Charles the First,
with a head capitally erec"te'f.'
A wealthy widow, advertising for an
agent, was overwhelmed with apPhcatlohs'
The printer had made it "a gent.
A Connecticut editor gives an account OF
n man who "blew out his brains after bid
ding his wife good-hy with shotgun
Chpid shoots with a rifle now. and not
with q bow and arrow. Else how is 1t that
girls can hear the popping OF the questloh
Child Misunderstanding a boy OF girl OF
seven or eight years study ten olneien'
branches of education every day In school
real estate agent informs the puoile
that he has ga beautiful cottage for sale
containing ten rooms and eight acres o.
land"
The Young lady who was frozen with nor
ror, and subsequently, melted INTO tears
grave.
Those. and those only, who have felt tn
plensinc influence OF the most genuine am
exalted friendship, can comprehend IL
beauties. !
Logical proof that cat has three talls-
No cat has two tails; cat mas one y.
more than no cat therefore. cat ma
three tails.
married woman in Wisconsin says thu
when her husband is little drunk he k!ci
her. and when lie is very drunk sue klcf
him She saws she does the greater part
the kicking.
Charles Lamb used to say that he had
Great dislike to monkeys, on the prlnclp
that it not pleasant 10 iooh "P>
ones poor relations =
woman with more heart than brair
more soul than intellect, more emotlon III
imagination, with an agreeaple shale
health and beauty, is the rose without
thorn"
dandy. getting measured for p'
ofboots observed i|Make them cover t
calf,n Heavens1'' exclaimed the sht
maker. surveying his customer. " ia
not got leather enough"
"kisses.,' says Sam Slick, are l.
creation because taeS are rhey u are ' ais
saws the GALAXY, " like sermons, rea"iA
two heads and an application.
"well, farmer, you told us your W.
was a good place for hunting. Now, We
tramped through it ,d for tt three We hIprs cal
Lotto "a n General thing, the less game I'll
ia the more hunting you have.
Mr.. coble. of Bridgeport, advertlses
runaway apprentice in the following st;
ole can be identified by the fact that
has not combed his hair since the four!
July, 1865, and cannot speak ten wore
time without uttering twenty talsehoo
The smartest reproof we have hear'
for some months, was given the other
by railway guard. % Does your mo Q