The Portland daily press., 1868-10-09
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HUMBCG.

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What wonder
8M That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
OF Cell 1t humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint A
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
/ 81 Flash the truth .-- -
I 81 Before their eyes, ~
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree o. cost, over ten
months, every day texcspt Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease. 1he office is CONSTANT
ly crowded with patients, rain shine. Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries it tree Of cost
knows that all who call it humbug tell tasehood.
We want no poison in our lips, E
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
. ~ We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
That physic is deceit;
The L9ncet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not uembe, but handles brush with
dexterty, and lays on the PAINT that neve' leaves
color stain. He paints girls, boys men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as If by magic, of any name nature,
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the most frighttul cancer. Broken down,
trembling pa tents are sent by the officers OF hospi
tails TO WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 10 Chatham square.
N. Y, AMI all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense, without money price, Tor the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
palaces OF Fifth Avenue. Al all are treated alike
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain, and misery vanishes instantly, ii command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch Of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victmwth an iron grasp tor scores Of years.
Hundreds ofphyscians have witnessed the opera
tiOns with astOnishnent, and those who expected to
BrookVn and e oee IN New se york Is rSen s m
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at oce but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for % CENTS
80 CENTS 81, IS, $5 and $S per bottle, and select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
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teen of the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
pain headlong instead of small bottle that removes
pain only by inches. - a . H-
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit courses base ball matches-hardly time
to snatch a alunch-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
1t is needless tor to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard
dy, the eANNIHILATGk, universally patronized Tor
cstarrh and colds in the heal which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that l0athsome
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNIdu4ATOR in piIts, instead of ha!f
pints, and makes it One-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
of catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembled TO such degree thai It
was impossible to read a newspaper without laying
it OH a desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the 80 cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to one Of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATAKRH, which leads di-
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint;
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
into the stomach can cure it, for the disease is in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand-Catarrh is an ulc ra-
ton in the head and running s0re the matter tall
in the throat and clogs it at night down to the
stomach and underminss the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
grayate the disease. sneeze is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF aly kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the estering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in ths throat and stomach, ION this
load Of phlegm cons antly pouring from the head is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adling
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
aDhife wrappers. 3t $50 f-be e-ss-A- @f
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you can CO. OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of exp nse, at
No. 170 Chatham-square, New York, and 12 Hanno-
street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that white wrappers fit,
But tools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and DID,
Sept. 1S-4w ~ A