Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1868-08-25

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What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acqualnt;
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men of science
Full of lies.
Pain Paint has been tested, free of cost, over
ten months, every day Except Sundays,) at 10
Chatham square, NY, for the removal and cure
Of all manner of pain and disease. The office is
constantly crowded with patients, rain or shine.
Every person who buys Pain Paint, or tries it
free of cost, knows that all who call it humbug
tell falsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
Wewant no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay.
Or Undertaker's fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit,
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with purgatives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
4 TREMBLING MAN.-THERE IS A MAN
II whose hand does not tremble but handles
a brush with deXterty, and lays on the PAINT
that never leaves color or stain. He paints boys,
girls, men and women, by the hundreds, every
day and evening. He removes pain as if by mag
ic, or Of any name or nature, whether chronic or
acute, from Il simple mosquito bite TO the most
/ trightful cancer Broken down, trembling pa
! tents, are sent by the officers of hospitals to
| WOLCOTTS Office, No. 10 Chatham square,
N. Y, and all pain is removed for every applca-
| ton, free of expense, without money or price,
! Tor the tenant Ofthe Sunken cellars Of the mean
est tenement houses, or for the owners of brown
stone and marble palaces of Fifth Avenue. All,
ali are treated alike, and each wait their turn for
an application Of that wonderful remedy, PAIN
/ PAIN I, and all distress, pain and misery, van
/ shes instantly as If commanded by supernatU-
raj agent. The scepter Of the kingdom Of pain
! is broken under the touch Of the brush, and
/ crumbles like a spiders web, where before il
held its victim with an iron grasp for scores OF
years.
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed the
operations with establishment, and those who eX-
pected to scott and laugh, returned to pray. a
| factory in Brooklyn and the office in New York
is driven to its utmost capacity day and night
! The Doctors friends urge him TO double the
! price 1t once but the Doctor. with an emphatic
No, settles the matter. The people shall have it
and everybody else, for . cents, 80 cents, 81,
IS, s., and IS per bottle, and can select what
size they please. Those who are able will purchase
the largest sizes, for they contain sixteen of the
( dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive pam
headoug, instead Of small bottle that remove:
pam only by inches.
DR. WOLCOTT is a man Of business. He ha;
been in the same office nearly six years, and the
folks know just where 70 find him. He has NJ
/ time to visit race courses Or base ball matches
hardly time TO snatch p lunch People of com
mon sense know that he means just what he says
He has zoe much honor to make single lalst
statement.
1t is needless for Us 10 state the success he ha
already achieved in the sale Of his old standard
remedy, the ANNIHILATOR, universally pat
"
is IL day the only leading and reliable remedy
for that loathsyme, yet universal complaint
StI.i more, he now puts up the ANNIHlLATOf
IN pInts INSTEAD Of hiatt ptjltS, and makes it one
quarter stronger aud more efficient. He has curet
by the use 70 this valuable medicine, not Oni,
. thousands of almost helpless cases of catarTh
bus hundreds OF weak nerves. Many ma
whose hand tremhled to such o degree that
was impossible to read a newspaper without lay
3 luE % on the desk, and who could scarcely writ
their name once a week, find immediate benef
Pms bottles hold three OF the 80 cent bottles an
hl sells fifty Of the pint bottles 10 one of th
smaller size. Thousands suffer who would Z
wholly restored from that disgusting disease 4
.IARhH, which leads directly 10 lung con
ana ss4ri6mriach. and liver complaint. Doctors
general donOt understand Catarrh and few al
cold enough 70 deny it. Nothing ever taken il
~ the stomach can cure il, for the disease is i
the head. You might as well put plaster o
tue fool to cure an ulcer on the hard. Catarr
is an liberation in the head and running sore
the matter falls into the throat and clogs il
night runs down to the stomach and undermine
the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh an
agErayate the disease. a sneeze is nature mo
emphatic No, and dust Ct any kind is most pos
lively injurious.
Yuu must cure the fostering ulcer in the hea
) and the difficulty in the throat and stomach fro1
this load OF phlegm constantly pouring from Il
head, is removed. Il must be cleaned out. il
stead of adding snuffand more filth.
Buy none Of the Doctors remedies unless
pure 5chite wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post il up, and never forg
there is ONE PLACE you can 90, or be carrie
and have all physical pain removed free of e.
pense, at No. l7O Chatham square, New Yor
and II Hanover street, Boston, when all 9th
doctors give you up as helpless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit;
But fools are often caught and sold