The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-20
MlSa ELl1ANEOUs
IF A HUMRGG.

What a wonder
mat the doors
Are open wide;
Ever since t e
Eirst OF ugust
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those Who lie,
or l. it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
1--we been jealous
when their PATIENTS
Us" PAIN Pa MT
Pile up facts
As Oh as mountains
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is lways humbug,
Men SC ence
Full of les
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o. cost over ten
square rk for he removal and cu Tea VI na a
ma ner Of pain an disease. The Office is cnnst mt
y eroWded wieh Iateats ain or shine. Every per
hnows that all who call it humbug tell talsehoud
We want no poison in our lips
No pills to swallow down;
we want no burning iinlmenls
In Cit County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
we want to shun disea.e
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' tees.
We know all Pills hava had their day.
That rhysc l. deceit;
The L pcet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our siomacbs were not made
To drench with Purga.ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
IRE Bling NAN. There is man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles brush with
dexterlty, and lays on the PAINT that neve leaves
color or stitln He paints girls boys, men and wo-
men, by t hundreds, every day and evening He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name OF nature
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the mos fr'ghtiul cancer. Broken down,
trembling ia tents are sent by the officers OF hospi-
tails 10 WOLCOTTs Office, No. III Chatham square
Ny, an all pain is removed for every application
free Of expense, without money price, Tor the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown sdone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue An ali are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonder ful remedy PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
ed by superni tural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is brohen under the touch of the brush,
and crumbles like "a spiders web, where before IT
heq IT'S victim with an ron grasp Tor OF
. Hundreds "fphysci ms have Witnessed the opera
lions with establishment, and those who expected 10
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat The peO-
pie shall have it, and every body else for % cents,
oG cents II, IS, 3d. and SO per bottle and select
VIII purchase the largest sizes, Tor they contain Six
teen OF the doll tr bottles and hold eHous to dive
PAIN headlong instead OF small DO tie that removes
Dr.. VOL OFT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to lind him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base bali matches hardly time
to snatch luDch.-Peope of common sense know
that he means just what LIE says. He has too much
honor to make single false statement.
1t is ne dless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved In the sale OF his old standard RENEE
dy, the ANN TGk, universally ratroHized or
caarlh and colds in the lit al, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable rem ed tor that oaths me
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie AMMO liza FOR in pints, instead of half
psafsJ and ma, es it onequar stronger and moie
effcien. He has "ured, by tn OF this valuable
mecn not only thousands of almost hopeless
man whose hands tremb ed to such degree thai it
was impossible t. read newsI aper without laying
n.naas uesh anu "aO c9uu scarcely "tte Ieen
bottles hold thu ee OF the so cent bottles, aud he sell
hfy pint nottles to one Of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that DISCUS ing disease, CATARkH, which leafs di-
reilly to lung compia nts dysp psia, weak nerves.
pain in the side ami stomach. and live complaint
Doctors in neral do not understood Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it, No hing ever taken
head .n You might as We'll nut plaster on The foot
to an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh Is an uc ra-
ton in the heal and running sore; the matter tai s
in the throat and clogs ii; at night down the
stomach and un ermin S the whole contribution.
Cat4r h snuff wi always produce cat rrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sne re is natures most en-
phafic No, and dust OF aly kind is most post vely
intur GUS.
You must cure the iestering nicer in the head and
the dfic ltv in tho thu at and omaoh fcm this
load OF phlegm anlly pouring from the head
removed: Ii must be cleaned out, instead of aduing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none the Doctors remedies unless in pure
scht'e wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it VI, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you GO, be carried, and
have all physical pain removed tree of exp nse, at
No. 10 Chatham-s4 uare, New York, and u Hanno-
yer stree. BOs, on when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit
Buy b tiles that viii e rappers fit,
But fools are often caught ami sold
18th prn ed wrappers, brown and old
Sept. 18-4w