The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1868-07-03
NUMBER q.
All sorts of Pararranhs.

~ 9oA - Va PA4S~
The best thing out-and aching tooth.
Mans inevitable lot--In the graveyard.
Grants candidacy is likely to end in
smoke.
Every one can master grief bat he that
has it.
We all have cur trials-all except JsfTer-
sOn Davis.
Batter is ike 8 corsst-hs abounds IN
hooks and eyes.
There is no grace in benefit that sticks
70 the 6ngsrs.
Does man with one arm have an Of
hana way OfdOiDg things?
Te hasten marriage-lock up the girl
and EhoW the lover the door.
Comfort for those prematursly gray
whom the gods love die young.
There is no dungeon so dark and dismal
as the mean mans mind.
Ssraphina says hair pins are the sRrest
preventative Of hair falling Of.
II you doubt whether TO kiss a pretty
girl, give her the benefit OF the doubt.
Why is joiner less handsome than his
wife ? Becauss be is dsal-planer.
The height Of impudence-takings shelter
from ths rain in an umbrella shop.
Politeuess often contributes more TO ones
success in life than brains or capital.
''0h, for = thousand tongues a. the ur-
cha said when be eraWlsd into the sugar
hOgshsad.
There is no talent so apt to descend from
father to son untarnished as the gift Of ex-
agerAtion.
Isn't Grants public admission that he
has emo policy an acknowledgment that
his election is not insured?
Ts enjoy q pure feast Of fimmagination-
when your stomach is empty aud your
pocket ditto, sit down and read a cookery
book.
They have 3 bridge over broadway, Of
which il is said that while the ladies step
up the stairs the gentlemen stare up the
steps.
neVsF kseW a man always anxious to
repent Of his sins before be had committed
them, who didn't need the sharpest kind Of
watching.
"Has the railroad got in ?" asked q gen.
tIeman Of an Irishman, standing ct the de-
pot, thinking to quiz him. ''0ne ind has,
SIR" was Pats reply.
An old lady says that two things which
we're very commOn in her youth have gone
entirely out Of fashion noW-a-days-sun-
shine and silver money.
never bet any stamps on a man who is
always telling what he would have done
had be been there. I have noticed that
this kiAd never get there.
A volatile young man at last married.
"NOW, my dear" said his wife, Il hope
you'll mend" Madam" said he depend
upon it, this is my last folly
Said Ga.sna 70 Grant the other day, when
is defeated the Radical ticket by three hun
ared majority "Your popularity al home
is AL in you-r'ye, General.
A priest asked tipsy fellow leaning up
sgainst the fence where be expected to 90
when he died. 'If can't get along any
bssisr than now" said he, ''I shan't 60
nowhere"
A yOuRg lady while on her way TO be
married was run over and killed. A con-
6Fmsd old maid saVagely remarked: 'She
has avoided more lingering and horrible
destiny"
A teacher said TO a little girl ct school:
eff naughty girl should hurt yeu, like .
good girl you would forgive her. wouldn't
you 90 eyes marm," she replied, elf I
couldn't catch her,
Opportunity has hair in front, bat no
scslp-lOck where the chignon ought to be.
II you seize her by the forelock you may
hold her bat, If suffered TO escape, not
Jupiter himself can catch her again.
Faith don't appear to be anything more
| than tiptop good sense, aud ths faith that
| is in this world now Eon't keep q man from
| falling to the bottom Of q well if be lets 90
| Of the curb 10 spit on his hands.
The question why printers do not suo-
| cssd as we'll ss brewers is thus answered !;
| ''Bsesuss printers work for the head. and
| brewers for the stomach-and where twen-
| y men have stOmsOhs, but Ons has brains.
A friend who supported ferecious pair
oi Whisksrs, meeting Mr.. O'Connell in Dub
/ lin, the latter said when do you mean
/ 10 place your whiskers on the peace foot
ing 90 ''When you place your tongue on
the civil list, ;" was the rejoiBder.
A french actress, more celebraGsd foF
beauty aBd franknsss than for intelligence
and virtue, used 70 contribute her incon-
sistsncy 70 bad luck, saying: ''The moment
l become really attached to anybody I am
osGtain TO be introduced to somebody else
whom / like bsttsF."