The Portland daily press., 1868-10-31
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBUG,


What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First OF August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
ram Paint has been tested, Tree OF COST over ten
months every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
manner of pain and disease The office is constant
~ crowded with PATIENTS rain or shine. Every per-
son VINO ouys ram FAINT, or tries it free OF cost,
Knows that all who call it humbug tell ialsehood.
We want no poison in our lips
No pills to swallow down:
We want no burning lnments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws OF health
we want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay
Or Undertakers' fees.
We , know al! Pills have had their day,
The Lsncet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiiyes
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys men and wo-
men, by t. e hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any nature,
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
Dte TO the most frightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients by the officers OF hospi-
tails to WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
Y, and all pain is removed for every application
ant OF the sunken cellars of the meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain and misery, vanishes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scerter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like spiders web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp tor OF years.
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonshment, and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
and IN
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for rs CENTS
90 cents. ST. 49, s., and So per bottle, and can select
what size they please Those who are able certainly
Will purchase the largest Sizes for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
pain headlong, instead ola small bottle that removes
pain only by inches
DR.. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches-hardy time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
honor to make single false statement.
1t is needless tor to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme
| dy, the ANNlHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
catarrh and colds in the head which is to-day the
only leading - reliable remedy tor that loathsome
| yet universal Complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIhILATOR in pints. instead of half
pms, and makes 1T one-quarer stronger and more
efficient He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF o catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many
was impossible to read a newspaper without laying
| it on desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once week, find immediate benefit Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
| pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, for the disease is in the
head. You might as well put plaster ON the foot
to cure ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
| stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
| gravate the disease. sneeze is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
| the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, from this
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead OF adding
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achite wrappers.
CUT This OUT, post it up, and never forget
| there is ONE PLACE you 60, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, al
| No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up rs hopeless
| Folks possessed of common wit,
| Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
| But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and DID,
Sept 1S-4w