The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1868-11-15
MORNING STAR AND CATHOLIC MEssKHGER.
NEW ORLEANS. SUNDAY. NOVEMBER IS isss.
WET AND w1sDox.

laugh at no man for his pug nose you
never can tell what may turn up. 'sl;
The man who measures . wOman'sl soul
and records it in his journal--the shoe
maker.
weed in his mouth, it doesn't follow that
he is in mourning. =
"Have not offered you every advan-
tage ~ said doting father to his son. 80,
yes - replied the youth but I4could not
think of taking any advantage Of my
father!"
It is said that the reason ladies are like
lrrows is because they are all in culver
when q beau comes.
What is the best adhesive label travel
r can put on his luggagef To stick to it
himself.
When mans face turns as yellow as a
guinea he is said to have rich complexion.
When is a clock ON the stairs dangerousf
When it runs down.
What is better than a promising young
manf Applying one.
What is the least popular kind Of cuff
The hand cuff. :
"Where are you going 2" asked gentle
man of an acquaintance. "To see q friend"
'Then should like to go along, for never
paw one yet" 81
A BROAD SrATEMENT.AA man who has
made a tour among the sects reports that,
bo far as he can learn, the Unitarians don't
rare what a man believes ifhe only does well;
The Presbyterians don't care what a man
loes if he only believes; the Episcopalians
lon't care what q man does or believes if
he only belongs to their Church.
"Your son, madam, persists in doing no.
&hing," says the director. 'Then,n replies
The woman, by no means disconnected, "you
should give him the prize for perseverance"
The cobbler has a sole purpose in life.
A short man became attached to q tall
woman, and somebody said he had fallen
lin love with her. edo you call it falling
bin lover" said the sutton; "it's more like
climbing up to It'll"
Persons who need Neutrality-suspicious. who
never know what time it is.
"Do you water your milk asked our
of her milkman. "No, madam,
but we water our cows" was the answer.
A man out West, who offered bail for
friend, was asked by the Judge if no had
hn incumbrance on his farm. go, yes, my
bid woman" said he.
"Hallo, Jake, where did you buy those
fshs" 81 didn't buy 'em." Well, where
bid you get themf'' 81 hooked 'em."
j A fellow was told that three yards of cloth,
u
Is yard. :" Well, then he inquired, eff you
Should wet quarter of yard, would there
De any left 2"
!" Do you ike novelist" asked Miss Fitz-
herald Of her back woods lover. can't
law he replied, 81 never ate any; but
Tell you I'm death on possum."
NV first is what lies at the door, my Sc
bond is a kind of corn, my third is what no
body can do without, and my whole Is one
BIZ the United States.-Mat-ri-mony
= Young women should set good examples,
Tor the young men are always following
Them.
A FEAST OF IMAGINATIoN. : When your
ktomach is empty and your pocket also, SIT
Bown near q hot fire and read cookery
book.
WhS ia an unwelcome visitor like shade
tree Because we are always glad when
be leaves.
81 Bow" Please, sir, tell me the time!''
Crusty old Gent" Yes, you young dog,
Bedtime"
Good news for husbands: ladies wear
their dresses longer than they used.
Never tell your secrets in corn-field,
for it has thousand years.
0WilIiam. thee knows / never call any
.body names; but, William, if the Mayor OF
the city were to come to me anu say JOSH
Ina, want thee to find me the biggest llai
in all this city, 1 would come to thee and
but my hand on thy shoulder, and say to
thee, William, the Mayor wants to see
thee.'"
A foolish old bachelor says: "1oune
men, keep clear of calico, ii you want TO &c
( anything great. Calico is baneful lnsti'
ttution. A pair of sweet lips, z pink waist
and the pressure of delicate hand will dc
as much to unhinge a man as the measles
and the DOCTORS bill to boot"
A writer speaks of but go crooked
that it didn't know which way to fail, ant
sn Kent standing. This is like man tina
4 had such a complication of diseases that HI
didn't know which to die of, and so lived on
A LITTLE BOYS THoUGHT: = "What
j beautiful place Heaven is !" said little DO;
- - II.a-,. old &c WHY do Won thinl