The Portland daily press., 1868-10-28
MISCELLANEOUS


What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tie
t1rst OF August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
Those who lie,
or ell 1t humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain PANT
Pile up facts
As high mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
IAN ram RANT mas been tested, Tree cost, ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, NeR York. for the removal and cure of ali
manner OF pain and disease. he office is constant
son who buys Pam faint, or tries II free Of cost
Knows that all who call il humbug tell a talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning linlments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws Of health,
We want to shun disea,e,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Ut Undertakers' tees.
We know all Pills hava had their day.
L nat phyS l. deceit;
The l. rect and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our somachs were not made
To drench with Purga. ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
A TREMBLING NAN. There is a man whose
hand does not trembe. but handles brush with
dexterty, and lays on the PAINT that ueve lea yes
color or stain. He paints girls bows. men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pam as If ~ mage, of any name nature,
OH, 10 20
bic to the mos trghtiul cancer. Broken down,
taeoing Ga tents are sent by the officers OF hospi-
tals 10 WOLCoTTS Office, No. IT, Chatham square,
N. Y, an all pain is removed for every application
free OF expense without money price, Tor the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of e msanest tenement
house, or tor the owners OF brown ssone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue All, all are treated alike
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wondei full remedy, PAIN PAM. and all distress
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of The king
dom OF pain Is bros under the touch of the brush
and cruWbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
NELL ts victim with an IRON grasp Tor scores OF years.
Hundreds 1T physic ms have witnessed the opera
tions with astonishment, and those who expected to
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the mat er. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body ese for 25 cents
90 cents, ST. SO, SIS, and IS per bottle, and select
will purchase the largest sizes, they contain
teen OF the doll bottles, ami hold enough to drive
pam headlons, instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches
DR.. VOL OFT is a man of business. He has
been In the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses base bali matches-h hardly time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
| hon9r to make single false settlement.
1t is needless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENEE
| dy, the ANNiHILAT GR, universally patrouzed or
calarlh and colds in the head which is to-day the
only leading and reliable ed, tor that loathsome
| yet universal ctmpaint. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIoILATOR in piuts, instead OF half
pants, and makes it one-quarer stronger and more
eficen'. He has cured, by tn this valuable
medic ne, not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
| OF catarrh but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many
man whose hands tremb ed to such degree that it
was impossible to read newsI aper without laying
| 1t OH desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once a week, find immeI iate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the so cent bottles, and he sells
fifty put BOTTLES to one Of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that DISCUS ing disease, CATARRh, which leads d.
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint
Doctors in neral do not understood Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it, Nothing ever taken
into the stomach can cure it, tor disease in the
head You might as well nut a plaster on the foot
to ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is an ulct ra-
ton in the head and running sore the matter tai S
in the throat and clogs at night runs down TO the
stomach and uuierminfs the whole constitution.
Catar h snuff vii always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sneeZe is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, cm this
load OF ptegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed: 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adLing
snuff and more filth
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achite wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can CO. oil be carried and
have all physical pain removed free of expt nse at
No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and II Hanno-
yer streer. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy tiles that While wrappers it
But tools are often caught and sold
With prime wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1s-4w