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The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-05-11

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The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-05-11

OFFICE OF THE MASTER IN EQUITY
CHARLESTON, 18th March, 1868.
In pursuance of the order Of Chancellor Carroll,
made in the above stated case, extracts from which
are now set FORTH all persons therein referred to are
hereby notified to make proof before me of their
respective claims on before the 1st day Of June
next ensuing at my Office in the City of Charleston
JAMES TUPPER,
March 10 thl1 MI Master in Equity.
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-05-11

@UNITED STATES INTERNAL REVE-
OFFICE, SECOND DIS
IRIcT SOUTH CAROLINA, CHARLESTON, MAY
1sr, 1sss-The undersigned Deputy Collector will
be In attendance OF No. 48 Broad street, Charles
ton, until May S1st to receive from residents Of
the City of Charleston, St James santee, st. James
Goose Greek, st. Thomas and St Dennis, st. Johns
Berkeley, St Johns colleton, st. Andrews, st.
Stephens, and Christ Church, special or license
Taxes also Taxes on income, billiard tables, carriages,
plate and gold watches, included In the annual list
for 1853 Unless payments are made on or before
the day above named, the law imposes additional
charges.
FREDERICK A. SAWYER, Collector.
WIN. r. CLoUTMAN, Deputy Collector.
Mav8 wtm12 :
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-05-11

As the RENovATNG REsoLvEaT sARsAPA-
RuLIAN enters Immediately into the circulation, 1t
commences its work Of publication and e1pulsion OF
acrimonious humors from the blood at once Skin
Eruptons, Blotches, Pustules, letters, Worms and
insects, Black Spots, etc.. are removed by few
doses, and the skin changed to clear and beautiful
appearance.
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-05-11

a@ OFFICE CITY RAILWAY COMPANY,
CORNER BROAD AND EAST BAY-STREETs-
CHARLESTON, 8. c., April 20, 1sss.-Persons de-
arous of advertising on the Panels Of the Cars Of
this Company, can be accommodated on application
at this Office. 8. W. RAMSAY,
April 10 Secretary and Treasurer.
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The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-05-11

a1ApsroNE's THIRD REsoIvE-FURTHEH DE-
TAILS FROM ABYssn1A-BARRETT TO BE Exc
CUTED.
tBI ATLANTIC TEIEGRAPH.l
ioNDoN, May 7-Evening There was alarge
attendance at the session OF the House Of Com
mons to-day, and great interest manifested in
the proceedings. Soon after the House came
to order, Mr.. Gladstone rose, and said he pro-
posed, after. the House had acted upon the
resolution relative to the Irish Church, intro
duced by himself, to offer suspensory act,
which should, Hipossible, remain in force until
August /, 1859. He then, in q few words, pro-
ceeded to an explanation Of the purport and IN
tent Of the second resolve, and moved thatit
be put upon its passage.
'Golbeyn Hardy said the Opposition intend to
destroy the Irish Church. The Ministry wish
ed to alter it for better; but after the recent
vote upon the first resolve, they would make
no resistance, to the succeeding one, or AJAX for,
4 q adivision upon It's passage. The second reso-f
lution was then adopted -
Mr.. Gladstone then moved the adoption Of
the third resolve, and after some discussion,
and the proposal of various amendments, near
IL
" al OF whicn were fe1ecsed' u was aaop0eo'
IN substance, s. as ioho"s;
Resosed Ihst an adareSs rs De psesehueoh ~
nrey;n~ @ % that. to prevent by legislation at this
session or by the creation Of new personal inter-
ests through the use o. me paPo sss ~ H.
ss;snnsaI u no 81 p Parliament her interest m the tenn
poraHties Of an the dignites and beno6cea OF
the Church OF Ireland. s,..es,S ~ :
sMr. Whitbread member tors beaiord, moseo'
aresolution TO Withdraw the annual grant OF
ESQ 0to the Roman Catholic oollegeof May
noothf fana 70 aboliah the regnun do'sans, the
grant to be to the Presbyterian after the dis
establishment Of the lrish Church, which was
agreed to. The reform Dill for Ireland was
sdaseoond time.
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Our European Dispatches.
TIE IRISH CHURCH QUESTION IN NpARLIAMEsT-
aIApsToNE's THIRD REsoIvE-FURTHEh DE-
TAILS FROM ABYssNA-BARRETT TO BE Exc
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1868-05-11

@NOTIOE.-THE ALERT BASE BALL
CLUB, Of Charleston, s. G., is prepared to receive
challenges from regularly organized Clubs in the
State Of South Carolina, to PLAY for the Champion
ship Of the State.
AL games to be played according to the rules OF
the National Association.
Communications addressed to the undersigned
will receive attention.
cHAs. A. WINNER,
Mays fmwf4 Secretary Alert B. B. C.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24
TUNKHANNOCK, WYOMING CO., PA. -WEDNESI
JOSH BILLINGS ON CUPID.

1T is real singular what rrian-kiler and
woman-killer the god Cupid is, for bis heff.
He is pictured on paper about the size of
four year-old fat boy baby, with pair of
wings about as large as boss but
terfy, and is armed with bow and ar
rows, that might possibly kill humble bees
| at four PAGES, II ..
The little fellow has bagged more game
with his wooden shuteing irons than all that
has ever been built can bras of.
lie has in bis quiver innumerable arrows,
some of them dipped in genuine love, and
feathered with good sense; put most OF them
would seem too trifing tew be at all dan
gerUus If hadn't with my own eyes no
ticcd him at work with them, both on male
and female game, both sitting and flying
and seen the many ded shots he has made.
have been at some pains for the last
tew sezons two watch his manoovers WHARF
have happened tew be,and the following
record is faithful history of this little
chaps bizz.
Ben Slocum, aged ninteen years, weighed
100 pounds, and good eater, at work by
the month for Farmer Brown, hoeing corn,
received bis death wound from gartet be,
longing to Rachel Tucker, Browns hired
girl. as the said Tucker was learning tew
jump the rope down the garden.
Kate Freelove, youngest daughter OF Is.
Freelove, esq, who could play big on the
pianmy, and had studied Latin one quarter,
was shot thru and thru by a paper of Stu
arts mixed candies that Frank Fever sent
her. .- ....
John DAVIS got his mutton cooked by
spi t curl that was dangling on Argeline'S
check. ...... ........ ..
Sally Munson deceased without struggle.
Cause-Dick Fentons No patent leath-
or boots, California solitaire. ..... .....
Sam Benson butcher, wounded with hoop
skirt, got better; then was struck plump
dead by a false calf on Chestnut street.
Lawrence Peters, aged sixty, for thirty
years a consistent bachelor, lived only an
hour in great agony. after eating warm ap,
pie pies at Widow Stebbin's.
Frank Hunter, manned for life by black
baImoral with an orange stripe in it.
Willie what's his name, by the tiutter OF
Jenny Jones' velveteen, and the jingle OF
her fathers money .... ..
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

VoRAcIrr OF ANTs,-About ninety
years ago the island of Grenada, in the
West Indies, was invaded by prodigous
number of particular kind of ant, which
makes its nest under the roots of plants,
and the sugar canes were so weakened
and injured in consequence, that the plan
tations became nearly unproductive.-
An account says: They descended
from the hills like torrents, and the plan
tatons, as well as every path and road, for
miles, with them. Rats, mice and reptiles
of every kind became an easy prey to
them and even the birds, which thy at
tackled when they lighted on the ground
in search of food, we're so harrassed as to
be at length unable to resist them
Streams OF water opposed only tempo
rary obstacle to their progress the fore
most blindly rushing to certain death, and
fresh armies instantly following, till a
bank was formed of the catcasses of those
which were drosncd, sufficient to dam up
the waters and allow the main body 10
pass over 10 safety below. Even fire was
tried without effect When 1t was lighted
to arrest their route, they rushed into the
blaze in such myriads as to extinguish it,
A reward of $4,000 was offered in vain
for an effectual means of destroying them
but in 1880 hurricane, which tore up
the canes and exposed their habitations to
deIuge of rain, freed the island from this
plague.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

EE EPARAGRAPHs.-Sisters of Charity
Faith and hope
BE temperate in diet. Our first parent:
ate themselves out of house and home.
Give strict attention to your own affairs
and consider your wife one of them.
Never give your tongue its liberty; let
it always be your servent never your mas.
ter. -.. .-.- a.s
1t is to sleep with an empty stomach
than to lie awake with accusing conscience.
Soft sop, is some-shape, pleases all, and
generally speaking, the more lye you put in
the better. -.
Public Spirited. Young ladies who al
low their fathers house to be used for a
court house. 81. ..~
Happiness is perfume that one cannot
shed over another without few drops
falling on ones self.
If any one speaks i'll of thee, consider
whether he has truth on his side ifso re-
form thyself
1t is not until the flower has fallen off
that the frsst begins to ripen. So in life
it is when romance is past that practical USE
fulress Begins. So.
never knew how it was, but always
seemed 20 have the most come in when ]
gave the most away. ......f
Four things come not back: the spoken
word, the sped arrow, the past life, and
the neglected opportunity.
Wear your learning, like your watch,i 10 a
private pocket aud don't pull it out to show
that you have one; but if you are asked
what o'clock it is, tell it.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

THE WEATHER ToY.-A Bostonian
says the Commercial advertiser, has a toy
barometer on exhibition, which consists ol
a miniature cottage, with two doors. At
one of these stands man clad in such
purple and fine linen as constitute a Sun
day-go.to-meeting garb in New England,
while at the other stands female arrayed
in like apparel These twain seem to
watch the impending weather. If there
are signs of rain, the man, with noble
bravery worthy of a better fate, steps
boldly out of doors. while the, woman
shrinks into the cottage. But if the sign
are favorable, the woman goes forth to
shop and gossip, while the man stays at
home to keep house and baby. A ther-
mometer forms part of the household fur
nilure of this institution.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

GO Afew weeks since baby was taken
to church to be baptized, and his little
brother was present during the rite. On
the following Sunday, when the baby was
being washed and dressed, his little broth
er asked his mother if she intended to car
ry Willy to be christened ? "Why, ne" "
said his mother; 'don't you know, my sou,
people are not baptized twice." "What.'
returned the young reasoner, with the ut
most astonishment in his, face, mot if it
didn't take first time. .... t-
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

OLD SPANISH PRovERss.-He is rich
man who has God for friend.
He is the best scholar who hath learned
to live well.
A handful of mother is worth bushel
of learning. c
When all men say you are an ASST is time
to bray. f9
Change Of weather finds discourse for
fools. $40 aa.s-.
God comes to seek Or look upon us with
out a bell. .5't
You had better leave your enemy some.
thing when you die, than live to beg Of
your friends.
He is my friend who grinds at my mill
Saying and doing do not dine together
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

Coon MAxlMs.-An action cannot be
perfectly good, unless pure in its motives;
that is, unless the motives are virtuous, and
free from any mixture of vice.
FIVE commit small faults without regret
to day,we shall commit greater ones to NOR
row.
Pride is the most Ridiculous and foolish
of all vices.
In everything we do,however triflng, we
ought to reflect and reason, otherwise we
shall never do anything well.
Idleness renders us unfit for anything.
Fattery is more prejudical than rude
ness or anger.
We owe the greatest gratitude to them
that tell US the truth.
Calumny is the voice Of those who have
neither a good heart nor good under
standing.
We ought never to believe i'll of any one
till we are certain of it. We ought not to
say anylheng that is rude and displeasing
IN Joke, and even then we ought not to
carry the joke too far.
The longer the saw of contention is
drawn the hotter it grows.
In matters of conscience, first thoughts
are best. In matters of prudence, last
thou ghts are best.
Lying is vice so very Infamous that
the greater liar cannot bear it in other men,
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

LAUGH AND GROW FAT.-Heed yc all
this command. Laugh while you may.
It's better to laugh than to cry. Tears
are crying evil. Don't cry for split milk.
An ocean of tears wouldn't save drop OF
it. Dry up and laugh. Laughing is catch
ing. Laugh early and often. Laugh
then, and let others catch it, and thereby
become benefactor to your kind. We
will wager this is good advice. A good
laughter never gets the dyspepsia. and
lives to die at good old, age, provided he
doesn't travel much on railroad. Methu-
selah was an incessant, and he lived up
wards of nine hundred years; but then
provisions wern't as high as now. There
were no railroads. in days neither Laugh
-lauuh out but not in meetin'' Don't
ch oke laugh; let it come up full clear and
hearty. Even the waters laugh. Didn't
Longfellw write of {" Laughig Water =
Can't you sing Of a round, laughing moon
And there are laughing hyenas. Don
be outdone by waters. moon and hyenas,
Resolve to laugh from this hour. If you
can't find anything to laugh at. laugh at
yourself. We warrant you have abundant
cause. At any rate, laugh. We never
knew jolly, good laughter to be sent to
the State Prison or Congress.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

EF A little girl on hearing her moth
er say that she intended to 60 to ball
and have her dress with "bugles," inno-
Gently inquired if the bugles would blow
up while she danced. Oh. no, said the
mother, your father will do that when be
discovers have bought them.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

"What's the matter, my dear ?" said a
wife to her husband, who had sat for half
au hour with his face buried in his hands,
apparently in great tribulation. "On! /
don't know, said he +" have felt like a
fool all day." "WeIl, F" replied the wife,
cousolingly, "I am afraid you will never
get anr better; you look the very picture
of what you feel.''
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

The nervous man is the crigual. harp Of
one thousand strings. .s--, "a. ...-, .7st
He is a riddle, past finding out s-- .,.4
The tread ov an elephant don't shake him,
but he gilteth when the mouse nibbles in
the wainscot. ff 81 -''-s5~
He also tur meth pale at the coming of the
spider. si
He lafeth when the whirlwiud IL on
bender but shuddereth when the striped
snaik walks out for an airing. .s ,-s .sz,
He gazeth at the red lightning with joy
when it gnasheth the heavens but the
scales Of his back lift up in horror wien old
Baxter files a hand>saw.
My advice tew the nervous man iz, tew
drink milk for living. and, for excitement,
chaw spruce gum.-Josh Billings. e-5
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

ES" To hear Cough tell the "drugger
story is worth quarter at any time. The
story is a capital one, but it takes the man
to tell it. This he does in some such
words as these:
| A long, lean, gaunt Yankee, entered a
drug store aud asked: .|
Be YOU the druggerl
=" Well, suppose SO, sell drugs"
Waal, hev you got any nv this here
scentin' stuff as the gals put on there he
kechers 2" ...
80, yes"
"Waal, our SAILS gwine to get married,
and she gin me ninepence and told me to
invest the hull amount in scentin' stuff, SOS
to make her sweet, if could find some to
suit so If you've mind I'll just smell
around"
The Yankee smelled around without
being suited until the druggist got tired OF
him I; and taking down bottle of harts-
horn, he said:
"lve got scentn' stuff that will suit
you. A single drop on your haudker-
chief will stay for weeks, aud you can't
wash it out, but to get the strength of it
you must take big SMELL"
'' Is that so, Mister Waal just hold
on minute till l get my breath, and when
| say meow, you put it under my smeller.' .
The hartshorn of course knocked the
Yankee down, as liquor has done many a
man. Do you suppose he got up and
smelt again, as a drunkard does 2. Not
he; but rolling up his sleeves and doub-
ling up his fists he said
" You made me smell that tarnel ever
lasting stuff, Mister, and now I'll make
you smell fire and birthstone"
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

RF A boy in one Of our Baptist fami,
lies, the other Sunday morning, conmenc-
ed blacking his boots. Why, Barber, -
said the mother, " didn't you know this is
the Lords day!" Well, replied be,
"if the Lord does come to-day, he won't
find me with pair of old rusty boots on. u
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

Coop. -" Papa" " said a little urchin to
his father the other day, saw printer
60 down the street just now"
odd you, sonny. Why do you think
that person is a printer?"
"'Cause do, papa"
But be might have been carpenter
blacksmith or shoemaker" g.-. =
"Oh. no, papa. he is printer for ne
was gnawing a bone, and he had no stock
ines on, the crown was out of his hat, and
his coat was all torn. I'm certain he is 9
printer, papa"
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

AMERICAN HUMoR.-Colone1 Isaac
Banes, of Boston, who died few weeks
ago, was an officer under the United States
Government He was man Of great wit
and humor, fall Of rare and racy stories,
which he always told with the most i'm
perturbable gravity, while his listeners
were convalsed with laughter. His stories
always received flavor from his peculiar
voice which was quite thin and pitched
upon high key, and in his latter years,
turned towards childish treble
In his last sickness. be very forcibly
illustrated Pope's we'll known line Of the
'Ruling passion strong in DEATH"
His physician came in, an evening or
two before he died, and asked him how he
was feeling.
ashanti live till morning" said the Col.
feebly.
"Oh. yes, I think you will you don't
seem to be very near your end"
"Yes, am" piped out the Colonel.
The doctor then felt of his feet, and
finding them quite warm, said, 81 think
there is no immediate danger.
Can't helpit shan't live till morning, -
persisted the sick man.
"But,' said the doctor, 'your extremi-
ties are warm, Colonel. Did you ever
know one to be very near dying whose
feet were as warm as yours z"
"That's nothing to do with it. | shan't
live till morning" wheezed out the Colo
mel, as if be were determined to die.
'You are quite unreasonable, Colonel
gently interposed the Doctor. 81 never
knew man to be very near his end whose
feet were as warm as yours"
"Well, | have"
"Wbo, pray z"
Turning toward the Doctor, with droll
twinkle in his eyes, he laboringly gasped
out--"John Rogers"
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

At trial of negro conspiratots in Lynch
burg, Va, negro witness, in reply to the
question why they wanted to kill another
negro, replied Because people said ho
would not vote the Radical ticket, and that
he carried tales to the white. people; and
(raising his voice to high key because he
toas no better than aohie man =" ......f
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

Mrs. Partingtou has been reading the
health officers weekly reports, and thinks
that Total must be an awful malignant
disease, since as many die of it as all the
rest put together.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

EF A dutch woman desired to adver-
tise her pony, that had lost himself, NIT
tail frisky yer much, and strike yer hard
NIT hind fist. rr.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

An editor ont West says he would as soon
try to get to sea on a shpgle, make a ladder
of fog, chase streak of lightning through a
crab-apple orchard, swim heels first up Nj
agara river. or set Lake Erie on fire with q
wet match, as to stop lovers from getting
married when they take it into their heads
to do SO. - El
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

.- Friends are like the nigger's moon.
" Neber shine dark nights" .rr.r...
Why is quack like locomotive ? Be-
cause he cannot go without putting.
' / wonder what causes my eyes to be
so weak 2" said fop to a gentleman.
"They are in weak place, was the
reply of the latter.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

We find recorded in Western paper the
marriage of Samuel Mann and Sarah Price
That Mann is more lucky than most men,
having got his price.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

Behind the Scenes-Stage manager -
"John, 60 and see if the ballet girls are all
dressed for it is time TO ring up the curtain,
Boy returns-"About ready, sir :; goI most
of their clothes off, -e--ea e $50 gsa
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

The following is one of the two or three
lines in the English language That read
precisely the same backward as forward
Snug and raw was 1 ere saw war and guns.
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24

G. A young lady being asked to waltz,
gave the following sensible and appropr!-
ate answer. No, l thank you sir, l have
hugging enough at home. .. 1s'
Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24
Wise ann 1thermissleI.

sMy son, would you suppose that the
Lords Prayer could be engraved in space
no larger than a nickel cent I" .tf
"Why, yes, father !; if cent is as big in
every body Is eyes as it appears to be in yours,
| think there would be no difficulty in put
ting it on about four times"