The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-11-20
Snare LtNes.

robscco should not b ehswsd. but ssehswed.
A ffog does no, remember when he was . tad.
pole, but other folks do.
Three things 10 sovsrn-temper. tongue and
conduct.
He who ssars not death win start at no shad.
ows.
Many fool has had luck enough 10 get good
wife, but has nos sense enough to know 10.
nj. most miserable state for q man to have
everything according to his desire.
Apips Ike quack medicine Is nothing tili It's
puIsd.
Pay for your pansalOOns; don't be charged
virsisis: 6s." Grant va: IN. i..i settler.
IN. LADY who gave . piece q her mind to
yos n. n, ma: :. q: rain, does he not set
-Mrs. Lincoln has sailed for Europe. This 10
amore commendabls sail than the sale Of her old
clcthes.
Conscience. b u ever 90 little worm while We
live, grows suddenly TO serpent ON the death
FOR Q man 30 mind his own business. no
must have both Q mind AMI . business. some
people. unfortunately, have neither.
Little things sometimes produce great 10
suits. A pinch Of snua viii make decided ex.
plosion.
josh Billings says that the man who wrote III
would not live always AJAX not TO stay" prooa-
bly, never had been urged sufncientiy.
Eys parent: !.s Adam; rsp.s.s",: nc. ne,
biess or curse his descendants.
q sailor In the iock.upi Give ID up-because one
cannot zee to 30, and the other cannot 10 10 sea.
"A safe containing sss0,ooO Was recently re-
covered nom the depths OF the Mississippi,
where with wrecked steamer IL has been 10
posing for years.
Il takes three editors 10 start . newspaper In
New Orleans-0ne to Eet killed In duel. ono TO
dee ofths derancs two.
Mr.. Midget declined TO purchase some nne poui
In the market yesterday, ON the ground that ne
could always set supply ON his wtfe's hps a
homo.
A Gentleman In st. Louis, who haa just com
ne ss a " s 4. eye h Win NE q
bowl.
Josh billings says there is great deal Of In.
ternai revenue In hog; there AIM much ,,s moro
waste than In an oyster. "Even their tahs can DO
worked MP intew whisseis.'
"A Montana paper. recounting the shooting Of
acatamount found prowlins In hotel near Hel.
ena points the humorous moral that "this should
be lesson to imposters trying to pass themselves
on - members OF the press
"A fellow made money at . country fAir by
letting people RAISE him by the ears, At twenty.
for allure. We know fellow Of the mule specie,
who u he had prsetised this, would have been rich
ear this.
Tommy had learned to tell time and his
mother gave him beautiful watch. "What time
pas. AKA s.s'c 'ss P'sSs sSssE I
six.s .Iiow glad I am" "why sop 81 have
loved you . quarter Of an hour longer"
Ms pleasant 70 ses rshnement psassratinG IN.
e retired ssoss The psnS me ,s'i Sa
OF thoushs. u V a. right that the bread should Dc
put upon he table In . sously shape ~ that u
-"I1i tell yoa," said . warm friend Of . newly
elected ssnaSos. 10 an old .ooer'sIded Pciitician
cannot deny that Mr.. C-s . sound man.
THAT'S what were AFRAID on; it's our opinion"
said old bses wax. shat he's ALL sssnf."
"A Du,chman. In describing span Of horses
which he had icss, said; .Dey wash very moocn
alike poth could NOT tell fodder nom which;
when went amer one always caught dc oder;
an whipped do one mos, dead because dc oder
reports, that. so fAr ~ he can learn the Untari.
ans don't care what . man believes u no only does
well; the Presbyterians don't care what man
does n he only believes; the Episcopalians don't
care what man does or believes n hs only BE-
longs 10 their church.
-whsa . man 10 hurt In araiiway accident be
very foolshly sues Tor "danages" Jones'. who,
impsilsd By Q hatred Of lawyers' lingo, 10 sx:
hausting hlnsslf BY rsvisins the dtctoaary OF
legal terms, declares that, instead % damages,
the woundsd Han having had enough or thai a..
ready, hs should sue for repairs.
-sesss h Riehnond Sable Eeutlemen, In the
voice OF Sssntor: "Tatoes !" Coffee colored dame |:
.iiush das RACKET; you distracts de whole neigh.
borhood.s sable gentleman: "You kin hear me !,
HIN your Core .eolorsd dame "Hear yoai !
hin hear you milsis Sable gsntlenan; .Thank
S.d lor dati 10 lholisrin 10 bs heard. rAtoes 70
win which cry 10 touched NJ his lean horse and
moved On.
-Ths London So. abiding 10 the boastsd
"gsntis bloodS Of England. rsmarks: III
pisasss any man 10 fsncy himselfons Of . pscu.
har psopls 70 hurts no one, sxceps perhaps the
subject Of the delusion. 10 u fortunate for him
that, DO what he WIN. he cannot really separate
himself nom his fellows, any moro than the bab-
pie 9. the river can kssP tssf Apart NON Tie Gen.
orh stream.s