The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1868-07-30
Mr. Nasty Returns from New York Be-
fore the Adjournment Of the Con-
VentiOn.


(Wich is in the State Nv kentucky
July Is, 1868.
I didn't stay in Moo York till the con-
adjourned, for most excellent
to wit, viz. my money run out.
The Miiesian female with whom [ wuz
fost to board, required payment in ad-
vance, and Nv coorse under SIGH arrange
ment there wuz nothing left for me but
to succum. The length Nv my stay re-
1oost itself to mere matter Nv money.
tried the borrowin dodge, and the
;heckin dodge, but good Lord wat Good
| do with an entire convenshun, all Nv
EN- more or less tryin to live In the same
way? [ left and come home while L Good
md before it was eyerlastIngly too late.
When | left | spozed Their was no
loubt Nv the nominashen of Pendleton.
The young eagle Nv the West" he'd
eceived l55 votes, and wuz a galnln and
seymour he'd declined SO often and so
crsistently that goln back on my yoosuai
isbeleef in these fellers, hevin declined a
reat many offices myself that | wanted,
RELY believed the Gus was IN earnlst,
nd | saw notnin that Good stand between
endleton and success. Ez [ left the
hio River, | got out the reach Of rail
dies and telegraphs, and [ told the PEG
e all along that Pendleton he'd ben
ominated on the 10th ballot, and that
le country wuz all ablaze with enthusl
,ln for him and greenbax, SO certain
w | Nv his success.
On arrivin at the Corners L found that
ltense anxiety wuz manifested. by the
.tizens thereof They were all gathered
Bascom's discussin the matter when L
owe in site on mule which he'd Dor
cred in Secessionville to ride over onto.
"Who is it?'' asks Deekin Pogram,
etehin the mule by the bride. wv ho
it and wat principles hev we got to
.upport this fall z
,.pendleton and greenbaX?' shouted L
'Pendleton, the young eagle Of the West
yho is opposed to the bloated aristocratlc
pondholders, who wood crush us labrln
nen into the dust Pendleton, who be-
ieves that eff greenbax is good enutf for
he aristocrat, who like the King IN the
nursery rhyme, sits in his parlor, countln
lis money Pendleton-"
''iinutf?' sed Bascom, enuff. Saw
hat speech, Parson, till we hev our rati-
ieashen. In the meantime, get oft and
axe suthin. SO good do feel over the
-esult that am within to stand treet for
he crowd Come one, come all =
These few remarks Nv Basc0m WIZ
lailed with satisfaction. Ez one man the
.ntire crowd moved into his place, and ez
me man they all asswaged their thirst.
3ascom kin move the Corners quicker
han any man in it. Wat happy posi-
;henIS hlZZInl
The next ute it wuz desided to hev a
-atihcashen, that the Corners mite con
tribbit her mite towards swelliu the en-
-hoosiasm on the buzzum Nv which Pen
ileten wuz to sweep to glory. We met
n the open air, in front NV Bascam sand
The impashent crowd called upon me to
give an account of my stewardship.
[ opened by Stain that | went to Moo
I ork under pekoolyerly cmbarrassIn CIR
cumstances- The wholemoney power Nv
the East wuz arrayed agin Us. The arts
toeratic Belmont, which is the agent Nv
the Rothsehilds, the money kings NV the
world. WIZ determined to foist onto the
Democracy either Chase the accursed Alb
olitionist, or Seymour the pekoolyer pet
Nv Wall street, wlch street Is, may sling
in here for the benefit wv my hearers,
where the money bizness is mostly done,
and where they sleep on government
bonds and spend the heft Nv their time
cllppin off the coopoRs
Wat is coopons?' asked Deekn Po
gram.
[ explained to the blessid old saint wal
coopons wuz, and went on.
'sThis Wall street inhooence wood, my
my brethren hev corrupted the Dlmocrlsy
Wall street came into Tammany Hall anc
wanted to control our acshen. But We
wuzent to be purchist. The more W al
street offered to enSlave the Dlmocrlsy
the more yoor representatives, gloryla IL
their manhood, spurned profered brides
We went there determined TO mancipat'
the yomanry NV the country from the
bondage NV the bloated bondholdcr-w,
went Their pledged to Pendleton, thu
Young eagle NV the West-pledged t.
pay the bloated bondholder, it we pad'
them any thing, green-bax for his b!oatet
bonds or nothin. We went Their deter
mined to annihilate this yer Seemore an(
his bloated supporters.
sRah for Pendleton p sung out TIL
crowd
''Three groans for Seymore, the bloat
ed bondholders' agent.
Both cheers and groans were given witt
a will and | perceeded.
INV trends, YOU nev Il know wat we
the peoples defenders, he'd 70 conten(
with. The bloated bondholders heC
money-we he'd none. They were de
tern1ined to hasten the yoke or 700
necks-we were determined to hist II Oft
They wuz determined to hev Seymour
with all Wall street at his back fastened
on TO YOU to grind you into dust, but feel
in that eff he shood be nominated W,
Good never support him, we riz IN oul
mite and manfully compelled EN- to with
draw this man and give us the people
choice, George ii, Pendleton the eagl
of the
At this pint Deekin Pogram's sol
ez fast ez his mule Good git. Joe Bigle
notist him fust and rushed out ov tn,
crowd to intercept him. The boy he'd ;
noospaper In his hand, wich Josef tool
from him and rushed to where [ WI
standing on the he'd NV barI.''
Here's the last Louisville paper" Sc,
Josef, Unfolding it. ''Shel | reed it ?
Reed Reedl' yelled the crowd
"Giv US the nooze NV the downfall u
the bloated bondholders !"
Before | reed sed Josef, who he
glanced at the headins Nv the telgrai
eo;lum, give three more for Pendleto
and greenbax. Hip, hip
s-Rah." cheered the crowd.
"Now three groans and let them |
rood ones, for Seymour and his cussi
doctrine which will grind us into the du