Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1868-01-23
APPEAL
For tie Memphis Appeal
PARODY ON THE BELLS"

For the Memphis Appeal
PARODY ON THE BELLS"
I. a.
Hear the maiden ring tie bell
MINER elt
Whata world o gasshe toyiss melodies foretshl
Hear is tinkle, pnkle, tnkle.
AS she rings with all her might
when we hear the dishes Jingle,
How the mouth seeins 70 tihgle,
In epicurear delight
Keeping time, time, time,
10 Q dieteuc rhyme!
10 the merry clftter-ciattring that so music
ally wen
From that bell, bell, bell, bell
Bell, bell, bell
From a se~mi-circuition or that bell
Hear the WeIcou-e supper bel, f
joyful beill
what a world or earthly bliss, this Kitchen maid
can telIi1
How shs rings out this delight
Through the lnky air or Eight.
In a soothing kndo OF NOES,
s And all IA tune;
While a savory vapor floats
Through the generous atnoSphere, 70 cur
what a boont
On. frour out the dingy cell,
Yclsped The kitchen, see II unanimously wen,
eits " !! III
Ses1t dweHt
On the table! ft can tell
OF the raptures that We feel
At the swinging aSd theIinging
or that bell, bel, beu, . 4.
o, that ben, bell, bell, bell,
E Rel, bel, bell
Al the tingIing and the Jinsiing OF that bell.
as III.
Hear the harsh alsTunl bell
" Rising F." bell
What a tale OF horror now its clsln'ring noises
t-Ii
And The sleeper, in alright,
Walked up at the end OF night;
Too much mortified 10 speak,
He can only shrek, shrek,
Liz a loon!
In a clamorous appealing TO tie little sable
waitsr-
In mad expostulatlan at the dumb and lazy
wafer!
For & IRE, IRE, IRE,
Then IN desire,
on he goes, with firm sndsaNor
how-now 10 sleep or never,
CursIug that breakfast comes SO soon
Oh, that bell bell, bell,
how he hates 70 hear It tel,
or dawn so near!
stnf It clangs and bangs and roarz-
What terror It ouipours
On the BmPanum orthe d~reaner's ear.
Yet Tie droWsyy awner knows, ~
By the rafting
s And tho elatyr4ng
How the cooking ebbs and Aoxsi
And he can distinctly tell,
In TIE wrlngling
And the jangling,
How his chances sink and sw4iH
For his breakfast, By ths changes in the ciang'
Ing VI that bell! .a
or that bell
Of that bell, bell, bell. bell,
i Bell, bell, ben-fl
In the clamor and The elangor Of that bslli
" a3 -.L
Hear the terror OF that bsll- l'4OJsS
3. SeeoRd7 beII
What q wC.-d Of hightlul Thought rs 7no n
ings conlpeft N'V'''
Awaken, you stupid wight,
And now SILVER with alright AA n
at The threatening menaceoff
Fol every sound that comes
From the bottom 4 its lungs 5000
Is a moan 1897
And the Iady-Rh, the lady
she who gets TIE breakfast resdys, 400
All alone
She Il ringing, ifnging ringing,
In that angry monotone ana a
Feels a duty IN so hinging ~
Her mind at such = Crouel
She Is a dear good oman aceaO
SHE'S HotH brute, but human,
tr- MOI "A scOld! --
For It's you that makes her to!l-
MAKES her roll, ron, roll, HAOU
Roll 10
The anger from that baif
VIA TER fho T snsaf eo o5 as ssT bell ,e Go
Now a siam, nov a yell,
Keepiug time, time, time,
In a sort Of scoiding rhyme,
To the anger OF that bell
Oh thai bell, St0U. .
Keering time, time, time,
In a sort Of sColdiHg rhyme, Ap 30.
To the ratfling Of that bell Thar n,
or that bell, bell. bell ID viii
To the clatt'ring Of that bell,
Keeping time. time, time, genus,
AS she ScOlds, scOlds, ~
IN an angry gfumbling rhyme,
10 the jangling OF that bell
OF th8t bell, belt, bell man
To the wrangLng az that bell, HfAN
Bsn, Zen, bell I'D
To the H'vsr-endins olam'r Of that 65rREE