Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-12-04

turn anything he had borrowed"
The Des Moines Register announ
ces that marriage notices must be &C
companied. with the price for thei
insertion and the name of respens
ible person. The Register therefore
pre- supposes that tho bride anC
groom are not at that time response
BILE. Well! we don't say that they
are.
Horace Greeley says he who pays
more for house rent than for ADVERT.
sing, DON'T know his business.
III. Rives Pollard, editor of THE
Southern Opinion, was assassinated
i'm Richmond last week, by James
Grant, for q slanderous publication
against his (Grant's) sister.
Pollard had on his person Mt the
time lie was shot, two revolveYs, two
Derringer pistols and bowie knife.
The assassin took aim from q window
above Pollard's Office.
A temperance lecturer of Lynch.
burg, Va, complains of dyspepsia,
which necessitates the use OF n tonic
that keeps him tight more than half
the time.
Marshalltown, In this State, fines
delinquent Alderman fivo dollars a
pop.
A popular clergyman in an interior
town of Massachusetts, is thus de-
scribed by a young lady, who is one
of his enthusiastic adp,irers "He
is perfect gentleman; he parts hi:
hair i'm the middle, talks horse, and
plays billiards beautifully"
DR.. Stark, the Registrar General o.
Scotland, reports that "bachelorhood
is more destructive to life than the
most unwholesome trades, or thar
residence i'm an unwholesome house
or district, where there never ha:
been the most distant attempt ut san
itary improvement of any kind"
That lets us out.
The great Apostle of Temperance
Hon. John b. Cough, celebrated hi:
silver wedding at his home in WOr
cester, Massachusetts,, Tuesday night
A dispatch says over three Thousand
dollars worth of presents in silve
were displayed from his Western
friends.
1t is said that over one hundred
WallrStreet brokers have signed al
agreement not to deal in Erie unit
it's affairs are placed under more reli
able control. such as will guart
against unauthorized or secret issue.
of stock.
Mrs. Merry Ward Beecher is abou
to start q magazine, to be called
Mothers al Home.
Horace Greeley is writing book
which is to appear in successive
chapters i'm the New York Independ
ent.
A good old Quaker lady, after lis
tening to the extravagant yarn of s
shopkeeper as long as her patience
would allow, said to him, Friend
what pity it is sin to lie, when il
seems so very necessary to thy bust
ness"
A London letter writer says: %.
see that President johnson is to I'm
flict visit on us after his term of of
flee expires. Two Johnsons in Eng
land at once! The two Dromios re
diuirus! Oh, Lord! What have
we done to deserve such o punish
ment?"
Peacock feathers"i in bandit hats
are the latest female display in New
York.
A bin IL on the third reading il
the Tennessee Legislature providing
that the lawyers who do not gail
their cases shall not receive any fee
This would prevent much needles
legislation, and put an end to goet
deal of legal swindling.
Weston has started on his trip o
5000 miles in 100 days from Bangor
Maine.
Prof. Epson, of Hamilton College
is in such poor health that he ha
been obliged to give up lectuging.-
He is engaged to lecture at severa
points i'm Iowa.