Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-03-28
A Southern Dimokrat wrote -

BE nrm--De urn. Inc impeachment Nv
yoorself will raise sich storm NV indigna-
shun in the North, and sich sympathy for
Southern Dimokrats ez to make the nom.
nashun Nv even sich man es Breckinridge
certain. o stand firm Let EN- impeech
yoo. Yoo are, now, NV vast yoose to the
COZ will meet 700 at Louisville and ac-
company 700 to Tennessee"
"McClellan Pendleton Breckenridge J"
shouted the President "what NV me2 Am
to bleed solely for their good9 / don't
want to 60 to Tennessee, nor won't. Am
to go out impeeched for their benefit a
Never" And Androo, who isn't quite ez
much Nv philosopher as Sokrates, busted
into teers, swearin that he'd see em blest
afore he'd sakrfis mint Nv his term for
anybody's yoose but his own.
The next wuz from Assessor in Illinoy,
who went on to remark that he wood be
glad to support him, but a decent regard
for the interests Nv his family indikated
different course. He he'd espoused the COZ
Nv the President agin Congris for the sake
of the position, and the President Good well
understand that il wuz no more difficult TO
change now, to keep a offs, than it wuz to
change two yeers ago to git one. He wuz
at this time bizzily engaged in supportin
Congris. Call it not ingratitood," sed he
II wuz in the market then, and am now,
| precisely ez wuz all them wich yoo led cap
| tive out Nv the Republican party. He is q
| cggregis ass who worships the scttin sun,
| when by turning around he kin let the gol-
den rays of the rsin orb beam onto him."
At this pint, and long afore the afflicted
President had recovered from these blows,
Giddy Welles' nephew, who he'd bin out on
a scout, returned with a report First, he
he'd notist that every burned one Nv the
cusses who he'd bin beseegin in the White
House for appointments, for months past,
wuZ now doggin Senator Wade around
that they waited indoors, at the door Nv
the SENT Chamber and that they beseeged
his hotel. Secondly, that the Constooshnel
Yoonyun Club wuz then in session and wuz
Jest debatin the question whether to change
the name of the Club, to the "Ekal Rites AS
socashen, the "Imparshel Suffrage League"
or the "Radikle Brotherhood !" Third, that
the conservative clerks in the Departments
wuz all organizin themselves in Grant clubs,
and that already one Nv tue Department
clubs he'd ordered 1000 Grant medals, turn.
in in the old johnson medals they he'd bin
weurn as part pay.
"Good Heavens !" sed his Eggslency.
swat else Good 700 expect 2" retortid
Randall, 1--WE bot EN- cheep and they are
cheep men. may do the same thing afort-
| ulte. uc experiment NV Duylu up u party
at so much q he'd hez bin tried afore, and
hez alluz failed afore, very much like the
lice wv perpetooal moshen. Yoo ken git
considerable cnthoosiasm ez long ez yoor
provender holds out, but then. The fact
is 700 didn't get no Republicans worth
hevin, and 700 aint Nv no yoose to the De-
mocricy, becoz yoo coodent carry enuff Nv
them Republicans over to do EN- any good.
My deer sir yoor in tite place. We're re-
tired physicians whose sands Nv life hev
neerly run out. I see afore me long vista
NV privit life. | sold myself rather cheep,
J but l don't complain. hev about filled
J the measure Nv my ambishen-people forget
! in few yeers, and ef they didn't, the
Amerikin people won't be crooel enuff to
hold my children responsible for wat hev
= done. Some Nv em-I hev keerfully KEEP
lscm away from Washington for neerly three
yeers-may yet redeem the name Nv Ran
dali, and even ez worthy men by the name
Nv Arnold hev managed to live and be re.
spec.id-their virchoos more than balancin
the unfortinit names they wuz Gust with
But, A. johnson, yoor time is short. The
Republicans is furious, and the Dimocrisy
4 he'd ruther see it than not. /, too, will visi
' yoo in yoOr retirement in Tennessee"
"More joy A. johnson in his oggsile feels,
Than fore the SENT laid him by the heels"
BY the time he wuz done talkin', the bal
ance Nv em he'd all left the room, and wher
T he wuz done he went too, leavin no one bn
me. The sceen wuz affectin. Droppin hi!
he'd onto my buzzum, the scalding teers {
7 runnin down his cheeks, he exclaimed in ,
= holler voice, "One by one they go. Mrs
! Cobb first, and the balance immejitly after
< Oh, wat a world is this2"
draw the curtin over his greet. ma.
G hev to financeer somewhat to hold my place
. but alluz respeck manly emoshun.
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