The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1868-02-14
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IL - Poll eyil-Negro suffrage. sao
- What makes men mean a.
r. Pneumatic railyay-a train of
thought.
- A cold snap--breaking your leg
on the ice. b
- An evangclicalw eapon--the Acts
ofthe apostles.
- A worS of art---a Hidov trying
to-get husband.
Ground Rents--The effect of an
earthquake.
How to find happiness--look in
dictionary. - a., .....-,...,,
- Why is dancing like milk? Be-
cause 1t strengthens theicalves.
A revolutionary character-the
man In the moon. l.aefaf ttaif
- The editor who said that his
mouth never uttered lie, spoke throug
his nose. ah
- Why is q tortoise like the sun
Because her she'll (Herschell) goes
around it. - Ns1l
s. Why are lovers signs like long
stockings? Because they are high hoes
(heish ho's)
s - Why is fashionable young Ia
dy's brains like speckled trout Be-
cause they love to sport under water
tall. !. - ..ii S .s5i1ao1 rs
- What is the use of signing and
weeping rs we float down the stream of
time J Why to mako the voyage of
life waiting voyage. '.st
--"Excuse me madam, but would
like to ask why you look at ME SO saw
ageiyr' "oh! beg pardon sir took
you for my husband"
ado you know what am think
ing about |" said customer to his bar
Der. No, sir, not exactly but can see
what Is running IN your head
- Some wretch CT IN editor SAYS
another twist to the present mode of
doing up the ladies hair, would take
them Oh their feet. ~
- What Is the difference between
q ship and the crew One sails upon
the seas and the ether seizes upon the
sails. is -AA +s"
Does your knitting machine max
a seam asked an old lady of the pro-
prietor Of knitting machine. sit seams
not" wassthe reply. i7
a MississipPi paper says tnere
is noe enterprise enougn ~ some OF the
towns OF snai state 70 roll 2 wiieeiDar-
row oowh ma On prank ROAD.
me most touch,ng instance OF
1nsn - .nh. p,esenseu Dy the IrouDa-
uoan neheiv .aa. III IN .ne sUug ne sang
sWce,y iH1s Ae "oeuaiiy 'toueneu MS
guiA
THAT was greedy of you, Tom
my, 10 eat your iitt'e sisters snare OF the
cake ,.e.rf
1ou tolu me ma, u,at was always
10 take uer part, saia tommy. ~fer
The Fort Smith Herald says
that the Arkansas riveris so low apove
LnaG pace tiiat iasI week drove OF cat
tie stoppeu 10 orihklin IL ahd'they drank
IL III Two W. -, II,
A red nosed gentleman asked q
wit whether he believed in spirits. SAY,
sir" relied be looking him full IN the
face, IT see too much evidence before
me not 10 DeheVe thae.- $50.
- Some ingenious Yankee has dis
covered a faster mode than commonly
used in Matching chickens. He fills up
barrel with eggs and sits a hen on the
bung hole. So 5sffa IS 4ias -.s
- The dietYy. of our boar dino
schools would be greatly improved with
the addition of one article heretofore
almost entirely Observation-Disclosures
tongue. ..5oae q sa1gla
Two sailors were SITTING IN tbe
gunwale of their ship drinking grog.
Hrhis is meat and drink said Jack.
and ne fell overheard while he was
drinKlng: VOW you nave got washing
ana iougihgi eeeAly remarked Tom.
-. An irish waiter at hotel. or
dered by weary traveller TO bring n
larger boOtjack than the one in the house
advised the broad footed guest to 90
further and use the fork in the road.
Just beyond.
A onaer lootipo custo,,or ;rsor
tod his baod into a., sS,,ot;o,. 60. 81
looking grayely at the Inight Of the
hammer. manfred: 'ssCan HID air -"