The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-08-06
FACTS AND FANCIEs.

The breeze children detesi---A
spanking breeze.
We believe in womon's Rights,
but not in Cady Stanton's writes.
A Brick that needs burning
Brick pomeroy.
Temperature, like man, is most
disagrecsble when it gets very high.
New rendering by Grant" pro.
pose to 6ght II ont on this line if it
takes all Seymour.
Seymours physician says no is
likely to become crazy within year.
Beware Of Blair.
"Cheapcr than dirt is the perth
nout inscription on a ease Of soap in
an upothecnriss window.
Nova Scotia papers continue pub.
fishing editorials favoring annexation
to the United States.
Vallandigham is announced by the
Dayton Ledger as a candidate for
Congress.
There ia a general disposition in
the Alabama Legislature in favor Of
removing all political disabilities.
Sartrin has got out a splendid meE-
Iotint engraving Of the next Presi-
dsut---whieh is Grant, sartain.
Owen Mcridith is haudsome-tho
ladies say. He writes handsomely,
too, aud that is an additional good.
The koy to Johuson's obstiuacy is
donkey--u joke that he ought to re-
member for two long years.
An exchange says lightning strikes
moro women than men, because wo-
men are more attractive than men.
Dickenss visit to this country does
not soem to have improved his health,
although it took away his spleen,
Opinion of q cynical bachelor-If
women must have either poodlcs or
babies, as a choice of evils let them
have babies.
The Queen declined to marry King
Theodore, but has testified her ten
derpess for his memory by adopting
his sou.
Somebody says "A wife should be
g lsmb--tcnder and nicely dressed" "
A scamp adds, "and without any
sauce"
Gov. Seymour says 10 his speech
of acceptance he has been "caught
up by the tide" He has sure o.
nouph-the tide that will take him
up Salt River.
Since the Democratic nominations
were made, Gov. Wise Of Virginia
holds up his head, and dehantly ex.
claims secession is not dead it is
more alive than ever"
Toast for the Democratic party
Here's TO the old Dem mocratic ship"
She needs but one Sea more (Sey-
mour) to sink her.
The Hon. I. W. Green, promi-
nent indianapolis Democrat, repudi-
ates Seymour and Blair, and comes
out for Grant aud Colfax.
A Missouri paper calls the nomin-
alton of Frank p, Blair on the ticket
with Seymour letting "the tail go
with the hide"
An exuberant Democrat boasts
that his party has stiffened up i'm
mensely of late, in fact seems to have
suddenly acquired backbone" Yes,
Grecnback bone.
The Ku-KluI go for Seymour and
Blair to a man, with as much avidity
as they go for defenseless negro or
Union mau at midnight.
Eleven ocean steamers sailed from
New York on Saturday, and took out
with them over three. quarters Of u
million Of dollars in specie.
The indianapolis Sentinel says the
Democracy can beat the Republicans
this year with a wooden man. Their
nominations shows that they think
SO.
Was IL not we'll, asks The OneiH-
matt Chronicle, that Grayback Con-
vention should adopt Greenback
platform, and nominate a Holdbaek
candidate with Turnback associate.
The Herald, in giving good advice
to The independent, says: " Pray,
Theodore, do not join the Democrat
ic party, for you might become its
candidate" Don't trouble yourself,
dear Bennett. "God bless you, but
your candidate cannot be.--IHeies
pendent