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INN AGENTS WANTED In an Earts OF
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OF nearly 100 different HOOKS, BIBLES
and PHUrO9RAPHAL EVery fam-
" wants something from Il. ,Catal1gues
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se ~ lIse 70 any one on recslpt Of 50 eents-
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phlas Pa 80 -
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DEAFHEss. uaEARRH, sCRORULA.
I6DYREo rad sutIsre.d 1oE:ysas1s 1E11l
q Dame CatlE-Ih aLla go. -, -
nd EfHrffuiie prompt5 her 70 send the ne.
1,eIuf free on clare 20 any one sinltlaLly
Martin Hunt aolokeLls - -
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Is q O Il AGENTS WASTED.

To solicit orders for Dr. william Suith,s
DICTIONARY OF THE BIBLE. The only
edition published In AGnerlSA, condensed by
LIZ. Smiths own hand. In one large octave
volume, illustrated with over LIS steel and
every family. Over 600 copies sold within
three months.
Agents and subscribers sea that Won get the
genuine edition bH DR.. Smith. 40
The Spgf1QJietd RepubEtcdn, 1.-THE leading
secular neWspaper0f New England,l says,
Co., IS the genuine thing =7saa-ss 2
The Coa1Te0nff0Rlisf, lIne leading religious
wishes 10 get, In the cheapest form, The oest
Dictionary Of the Bible, should buy thES."
Agents are meeting with unparalleled
Offer extra Inducements to CanVnskers
agents VIII see the advantage of dealing d.
rectiy with the the PUBLIaHERS. For de-
scripttve circulars, with fun particulars and
teIms, address the Puhlisherss ]. q. BURR
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AGENTS WANTED FOR THE
Official History of the War,

Us OduSeS, Character, OOHdHct e ResHEEs,
BY Hon. ALExAHDER n. sTKPHKrs. :
Its ready sale, combined with an increas-
ed commission, make Il the best subscription
book ever published. One AGENT IN Kdsi0n,
Pa, reports u subscribers in three days.
Another In Boston, 103 subscribers In four
days.
Send for circulars and see our terms. and
q null deseriptton Of the work. Address
NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO., FhiladeI-
phin, Pa; Atlanta, Cal Cincinnati, Ohio, or
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WAVERLY NOVELS.

ILLUSTRATED EDITIOE.-25 Vol.
umes'--Priee only 86S or, 2S
cts per EOlume.
l3 VOLUMES now READY. A sample
volume sent 10 any address. by mall, on re-
ceipt OF . cents.
Persons pemiIting IS for the set, In ad-
vance, viii receive gratis . splendid portrait
"a and 81 Grand ST., New York.
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How no BRCoSlE MFbfBERa.

ANY one desiringt TO become member may
apply IN person, or must send - IN cneGha
eXpreSsaRe being paid by the applicant. Us
dei no circumstances 1Dilt the A4lodd1on Dc re.
onpanying the money must be paper
giving the applicants full name, age, birth
place, present occupation, who the CeItineate
OF Membership Is In favor Oh PoStonee al.
dress town, county, STATE. 1ALs0 q Medical
Certificate setting forth the ply steal eondt-
ton. and whether in the opinion OF the
doctor examining, The applicant Is proper
person TO be insured. Blank forms OF appli-
caIIon for membership VIII be sent upon ap-
koch member ought to az to make nslg mem
beTI: BIZ 20 dong ne bepGftts hl1ElSeG No let
ter viii be noticed thai does mol contain
postage. = ~
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HuaKINa AND sroRIEe CORN.

Perhaps some young farmers may
be somewhat doubtful as 10 whether
their corn is dry enough TO crib. II Is
a safe rule TO strike two ear together,
and ifthey VIII ring 1t VIII do 70 store
at once. 1fsthsy viii come together
with doll, heavy sound, the corn -
not dry enough and would be likely 70
spoil. iEmuch of It Is put together. :
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THE total registered vote Of tss cities
of New York and Brooklyn is IS 81.
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Efom Chamber Journals.
As through the popIar1s Eusty spire
1ne March wind sweeps and sInRs
sit beside the hollow ffra
And dream familiar thine. . ~ -
Old memories wake, faint echoes MATE
a murmur Of dead Springs.
All. days when life had aim and msanIng.
Mlal buried yeRHagoI f777sf7 -
Hhen uieud-no Eiiafi low fnterVefiilis.-
was ffleld, and foe WAS fos.. 4 = :, -
When LIE had youth and love lfad truth
ANA heart had faith TO show. :
Somewhere now woods are green and ten
sssaenewnere hedgeroWsare nlled
VILE. buds soueWhere, IL winds bafdend
The thrush begins TO build. 422-.s
somewhere no fears has spring, no tears
FOR hopes that March has killed.
Sing, thrush, your songs OF praise and pas
WIN WIN music OF that bOgone fashion
My youth so undemIOodI EFA fSa
NOW am old, the world grown cold -
And God alone Is good.
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THE FUNDS.


The remaining two-thirds, after paying
the expenses of the association, shall be In
vested In Real Estate in the city OF New
York, or in bond and mortgage On property
in the city OF New York, the interest OF
which shall go TO pay the current expenses
Of the association. II q deceased MEMBER
leaves no heirs the money becomes the prop
eFty of the a-soeaafior with the proviso that
the expenses Of burial shRll be paid out of
such funds said expenses however not to
exceed one hundred dollars i-- -
A member falling to pay his fee OF one dol
lar and ten cents within thirty days from
date of notice foTfaits all claims upon the
association, and also forfeils all money pre-
Viously paid. In the Pacific States this time
Is extended 10 sixty days. a member hay
ing no permanent residence must notify the
secretary and appoint representative 70
When members choose they can send ten
dollars and nifty cents to the treasurer 70 pres
pay their dues, which sum VIII pay for ten
deaths, thus saving the trouble OF sanding
lilo each time besides aEaYng Of MY cents
No man IS so poor that he cannot pay 50 now
and Sl.l0 occasionally, thus securing s. 900 10
his heirs. The average number OF dollars
each person viii have 20 pay to secure S. coo
will be $50 per year, q little over nfty Genus
per week. This makes this mode of 1nsn-
rance cost about one-stxth what they womb
have 10 paySany regular insurance company
Tor q 8. go pol1cy. 49, -=-ss s.ss-
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1000 4Asss EsTs WAITED an E IN N part; q
Great Distribution by the
aIetropolfIan GIN co..-Cash GINS 20
the amount OF SS5O,oOo.--EVsrry,1
Ticket Draws Prfxe. - sfEe

Great Distribution by the
che amount OF Ss5OsOOo.--EvsFy
Ticket DraWsa Prize. iz
scash Gins, Each SiooOO
49, 500
% - 20
z 599 =. -iteg q SEQ
50 Elegant Rosewood
% Elezant Rosswood w 80
SO Sowing Machines 81 6Oto rs
go Fine S5ai ~ Ts,,bss S ,o S99
CaSh Prizes Silver Ware, Ae., All valued =
4 enanesio draw any of the above Prizes
I'D 1nEnVeiopes and wen mixed. On receipt
OF : eents n SEALED Text S drawn
without choice and sent by mail 70 any nd
HYered to the ueket-holder- on payment of
one dollar. Prizes are tmm6dI6teiy-se sent
} on VIII know what your Prize is before
you pay for IL Any Pre- exchanged f1T
our patrons can oePend on fair dealing.
Re1ereneeGs-We select the 10Ll0Giug
nom many who have lately drawn VAIN
ihem: 3. T. Wilkins. Buffalo, n. ~ S5,0U0s
Miss Annie Monroe, Chicago, Piano, $50
John d. Moore, Louisville, 81 o0O, MS
Emma WaIWortn, Milwaukee, Piano, 500,
Rev. Z. A. lay, New Orleans, sos. we
publish no uRmes without permission.
Opinions OF tho Rress.-''The nrEn IS
psllabIe, and deserve their WoeklV
zffblaio, -Alig.6, I've know them 10 be n 6Air
dealing nrm. my. Herald, -Aup: .. "A
promptly received. F'-0ailg RelG1 Sept 8
Send Tor circular. Liberal inducements to
Agents, satisfaction guaranteed. Every
package of sealed -EnVe0pes contains ONE
CASH GtRE- Six Tickets for 81: Ii for e s.
for Sc Ito for SIS. An letters shluld be al
HARPER, WILSON co,
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> 49,. = sIIsn ours. II makes tho
stifeh.U Every second siltS esn e 49,.
- s,-,f t1orfug H. We pay Agents rom Sse
=, iner mont and q 2 ee -,
=. = \ siTeS ECOAfB q Co, EiTIS-
- ~ ~ - D ss-0T BOST0N, MASS y I.
. SITT1osS-Io not be tnnpossd 2 BOZ, ~
other parties iI. I,sIs ~ Other.
- Our e the only geunlne ana tSAAs
p cheap N ael11 3 M =
fseiI-iStde6dG4tW
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Copper, lin, and Sheet Iron Ware.

REMOVAL.
T HAVE REMOVED 2FF0E3K-SHO
Il and Htnre-Room 4taTssi :
From Iz9 HaEket 70 los BLatn Street
Wllers I Win be pleased 70 ne an my o;
-cISfornerg ana as many new ones q choo-p
n lGfVa ne their TJItEonREe- Z have 2 fnll n
illJffTlillIf Of an kinds Of WaTe IE1zily found
n SIIeh establishments, and am prepared TO
fnorl Ciopper, lin or Sheet lion 49, -
4 i have several nrst-ellEls DOB WofEmeP
and VII do any TDri< pEuLlT a q Al
Ios7 fjlfee a aIsy eEfRhli GhInllr In fhasfafa
flfI15-TYT GEO. - I0EE1EEOlg-
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"a nNn FOR 81 PREMIUM,

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The bylaws OF. the association require that
one-thtTd Of the money recstved as new
membership fees shall be made sinking
fund 70 meet payments falling due by the de
linquencieS OF members. This land Is held
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ADVANTAGES,

The advantages Of this Association over or
dinary Lie Insurance Companies are: No
pRnics can break II; the fees are osmal, and
Teauired to be paid at such long Intervals
that any man can secure 10 Instantly q COM
uetsncy upon his death. - - : 10 = p -
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80 z. aua5tiaI.
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An decentralization should be addressed
to ROBERT p. NOAH, No. "a = street,
washfngton, D. C., General Agent for the
District OF Columbia and states OF Virginia
and West Virginia, or the Manhattan Co
operative Relief AEs0Ciatsons
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NATIONAL TRUST COMPANY, =
and VIII be invested In United States Bonds
or Real Estate, or bond and mortgage upon
New York city property, which property
shall be double tine value OF the money 80
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WANTRn EVERY fArnIEy to have the
w AN LED splendid Imperial Steel
Eneraving Of Hon: HoRAFIo SKYNOUR;
Price 81. Small sizssof sEYNOUR q BLAIR
80 each. Also, the Irrational Hand Book
Of Facts and Figures for every voter price
democratic history oftle war price s.
Samples sent on receipt Of price Agents
Broad way, New York. = .----7sI
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The TRUSTEES of the Association arc.
ELs0S I. wRIGaT. Esq. President Star
W. & dsR9As. ESQ, President stuyyesant
Bank, NeWSYork city. -
q. W. FORD. Esq, Cashier National BANK
OF the Republic.
L. W. MURRAY.
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From the GAINESVILLE, o., Courier we
clip the following report Of the Gratiot
farmers Club at Its last meeting at
Floral Valley Farm. (Mr. Leroy Robin
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nRIRch

T5e object of this Association y 70 secnl \. 2
cash payment within IoIIy 51SIs,l aS Ihsrs
= members in the class 10 which heor Ane
heIonEs. TO his or her heirs -, 49, -
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GLASSES

A-AIl persons between the ages oItle allo
" SSealiiipersonshetween the agesof 90and 3
Secs EAn persons bstyesn the ases Of 2s and
Soyears;; ,,,s. s,,e. ~ q, ana,
S'E gAil persons between the ages of $ and
~ G SsHii persons between the ages Of % and
Geaiiperzons betweeuths ages of $ and
IAN i persons tetNesn theages Of 50 and
% Y All persons betweenthe ages IS andeo
Kan persons between the agesofeO and
The Glasses for women are the same as
above. Amy one that Is found 10 give bis or
her age yyroug Will bsE expelled. ana the
inoneys raid .forfedtfd to the ABsoc45ton.
Each class Is limited TO $500 members, Eaeh'
T1arson nays 50 upon becoming q member,
And si 10 each time member dies betoa9tA1
70 fSe same CLnET he OF SJts may oe q DlElllt5
member Of one IzEs cCulstot Be 6!s1estSe AsaS
,tSliarfT a nlsIabrr Of CIaothsr Cas- dte1. Zach
CldGs q sINDkPENDEsST, hnUta9 no CONNECTION
triLa anu ether.
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Mr., John Hamilton recently from
Scorlhnd, on invitation, also made
some remarks about the grasses and
meadows of Scotland. he had known
dows in that country. This was done
by high cultivation and irrigation.
Meadows never failed in Scotland but
were kept up by manuring, &c.
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Glre1ntelliQetrrr1-
Iron chalnher,, 49,,

90 -
E6As Aao.
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THEocDoRE FINK.

$500
\ per month, eyefywhere. male ne.
i fe1aaie. 10 fuirofince the GENUINE
Il IMPRtVED COMMON SIS SIS
Il FANIIlY SEWING EACl4A- .Es = =, =.
ffIrl-li uriilf. cord. hind, braid and
luihroffer In a most superior k1t.t-
Iief. Price only SIS. = ully NgtlE-
rSnfelf for I'VE yeafa. We VIII Ply
ornny lnaehine thai VIII sew
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=. oprRATryE RELIEF Association:

NJ N HA n T A N
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g uadsr The ausploss. of.the1 {. :.
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Dg7' = MFHBERsHIP FEES.

-, ing III tS6 ~ q Csrtidodte Or 1fesabeTship
Iii j. nTalahsdl and one dollar and zen e1l.
1,1 ItS IN me death Of each member, Of when
Sne notice VIII be given. One dollar rom
Ssch mernbsr goes 20 the widow or helIs o.
ina deceased member and ten Genus tot e4
penn ems y eotnpSnyeIs divided into TEN
~ HESFS FOR MEN and TEN GLASSES
SSoES WOMEN. AS soon as these Glasses are
ana zen new Glasses Willbe adopted. Men.
aud women are not allowed In the same
EASES. Everything done TO make eaen
HIags EQUAL, -
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FAsHIoaARLE FOIlms.
Some or the Wees OF Fashion I'm New
YOrk...Ronnets-..R

l-7sT-s ~ - menIss &C., ~
- = Ffpn. ne .Ne,p York zY,,e,. ::
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1868-06-12
Too Much Name.

4 young dentist was lately overtakeu
by arain storm at midnight, in the pine
woods Of North Carolina. Knocking al
the door of the little tavern, the window
was raised, and the inn n-keeper asked
suspiciously, who's there?"
John Smith, NJ. ID. ID. ID. S. L. G. D., q
answered the dentist.
''Are you a teamster?" asked the land
lord, who did not hear for the rain.
"Nor bawled the dentist with dignity,
81 am John Smith, Doctor of Medicine,
Doctor of Dental Surgery, and Fellow oi
the College of Dentists
Cant let you in" said the inn-keep-
er. "To many Of you. have onI,
room for one man." and slammed the
window.
The young man had to ride twelve
miles in the mud, when he ANNOUNCED
himself as plain John Smith, and had a
bed for himself and horse.
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[WHOLE NO. ss7.
Around the World.

i. The Shanghai Recorder mentions as a
noteworthy fact that a message has been
sent around the world. The news OF the
appointment of the Hon. Anson Burlin-
game as Chinese Ambassador was sent
from pekin eighteen thousand miles, to
Kiatcha, by n special courior of the
Russian Governments. From Kiatehs to
San Francisco by telegram, by way Of St
Petersburg, the Atlantic cable aud over
land route. A Pacifc steamer conveyed
the message from San Francisco to China,
the whole being accomplished in eighty.
Que days.-This leads us TO hope and ex-
pect that at no distant day the magnetic
chain will eocircle the earth and render
the transmission of intelligence between
the nations speedy aud certain. That so
much has been done is a triumph of mind
over matter which we may enjoy in com
mon with the whole reading world. The
dream Of a brotherly communion Of the
nations is soon to be fulfilled. Europe,
Asia and America clasp hands, as it were.
Vast oceans roll between, but already
one is trayersed by wonderfully slender
and powerful line which unites the con-
tinents aud "makes the world akin"
AS Americans we may indulge in hon.
est pride that two of our countrymen, the
immortal Franklin and Morse have thought
and labored SO effectually in this great
work
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1868-06-12
Copperhead Honors Declined by a Sol
- eI.I dierIt - rtt ffI
CANTON, STARK corsrY. o., May 26~
To fhe Editor affLe Csnrinnad Gazette.

CANTON, STARK corsrY. o., May 26r
To hs Editor efsle Csnrinaaa Gazette
A late State Convention, at Columbus,
has appointed me Us delegate from the
Seventeenth Congressional District. 10 the
"National Conservative Soldiers and Sail
ors' Convention, to be held ia the city Of
New York, on the 4th Of July. Will you
help to relieve me from the results Of such
unmerited insult by permitting me through
you, to say that do not propose 10 al
teud that Convention? am not, and
never have been, in sympathy with the
objects il seeks to accomplish. | have
not yet forgotten the cause for which s.our
brayest fell, aud am not SO oHectionsbIy
generous that am ready 10 give up the
fruits of victory 50 hardly won. can
not but ask myself of what mean thing
have been guilty. that should be the re-
cipient Of the praise implied by such sp-
poiument, at the hunsss Of meu who have
deserted the fag under which they oncs
fought?
The cool impudence Of the insult VAS
not fully appreciated by the until, on reads
ing the proceedings, il appeared was ap-
pointed an ddrisoiy member. Let me
overcome my distaste 10 touch pitch aud
be deilled for moment, by accepting
that adoiso,y posiiious
adrice that If there be such scarcity
of material among the late Federal sob
diery Of Ohio, that the Convention is
forced to 90 iuto Radical ranks to select
Representatives, that it goes into Que Of
tour erriug sister States" and makes
choice of some who wore the gray, to re-
spond on the 4th day of July. ut New
York, when the roll of the delegation
from Ohio 10 called.
adcise that the ebel Forrest the mod.
ern Herod, who massacred ihe inhocents
at Fort Pillow, and whose name was cheer
ed by CONSERVATIVE Democratic soldiers,
In convention asseubled ut Cleyelsnd,
would be u proper mau 10 represent Con-
serystism. effa
adrise that, .'ior tine cultivation Of
fraterual ieehng," aud complete forget,
fulness of the '.laie llile unplea-sntness,
there be uuion of ihvse three Conser-
vativc societies the White Boys in Blue,
the Knights uf the Golden Circle aud the
Ku-klux Khan.
odeise that Democratic Conservatism
forms its ranks this fall TO make the fight
against Grant aud Cofaz under the old
color, "ihe stars aud bars" aud under the
old leauels, the rebel General Lee snd
JEFF. Davis.
Lastly let me adeise, that propose to
continue to fight on the old l;ue aud vote
and work for Grant, Colfax aud victory.
The Democratic papers throughout the
State. in compIsnce with resolution,
have given publicity to the fact that l
have been adopted by those Who "ery for
bread, as u delegate and advisory mem-
ber.' Do / ask too much to request that
they give as much publicity to she fact
that repudiate association with those
who, once wearing the patriotic blue; have
doffed it for the rebel gray?
In the hope and full conviction that
true soldiers, every here, will continue to
stand by their colors aud the right of Rad
icalism. am, truly yours,
CHARLES L. MANDERsos.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1868-06-12

Some time ago Huntsville, Alabama,
was under municipal law permitting only
druggists to sell Intoxicating liquors, and
then only 10y a written order from
physician. 1t happened on cold, rainy
day, that fast chap, whose name might
have been johnson, drummer from a
New York dry-goods house, dropped in
to Huntsville, aud after stopping at the
hotel, wrote note aud sent little darkey
to the drugstore for a bottle of whisky
The boy returned minus the whisky, but,
with information that physicians order
would bring il: 1t only required mo-
ment to add IN. d." to Johnson's name
attached 70 the note, and whisky was forth
coming. The next day, in conversation
with johnson, the druggist addressed him
as doctor" beg PARDON" said John
son. but am no doctor" "But the II.
ID. to your name Yesterday" "Ouly stood
for Mighty Dry" was tho cool reply.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1868-06-12

CONC ON TUE BY-LAws.-A "A jovial,
fat friend OF ours who semi occasionally
drops into the Ssnctum. is always brimfull
aud running over with stories aud from
whom we propose to flch, without giving
him an opportunity to obtain n writ OF
qou ieaTan'o, relates the following:
Jones was, or believed be wac near his
death, aud the Doctor calling. he held
long aud earnest conversation with him
about his chances Of life. why man.
said the phy sician. you are likely to die
any hour. You have been living for the
last fifteen years without u constitution,
lungs gone, liver diseased, aud all that
sort Of thing
"You don't mean TO sny.' replied Jones,
qpesiioninely, -'that man Gun live for
fifteen Yeas without a cvnsiiluiionY'
"Yes, | do, retoricd the Doctor, ard
you are an example"
"Then, Doctor, aud bright sniile il
Illuminated the paid frce Of the dVomed
man, then, Doctor, Ill 80 il ten years
moro Gu Tic by luws," aud he did!
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1868-06-12

Parties de>iting to become all IN oil 10
each other would do well 10 ascertain
whether there il eny obvious obstacle be-.
fore the marriage ceremony is commenced.
An expected wedding came 10 uu abrupt
termination few weeks since, ia consc-
quence ofihe prospective biide putting in
stipulation that the to-J--Liidesrcosa
should lhenreloflh eschew his cigar. The
young nian very absurdly replied that he
could get along ,.Iy much moie ctm.
iortaby without u wife than he could with.
out his weed. aud consequently the pro.
posed msrriuge ended ia smoke In this
connection we may quote the sd,ice which
an Albany editor gives his readers: III
you want 20 keep poor buy Two glasses Of
ale every day at five cents each, amount.
ing in Que year to $50 80; smoke three
cigars, one alter each meal, counting up
in the course Of the yeut to s9i 10, aud
keep big dog.