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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1868-09-29
THEGATE CITY
QlseellAmAnas.

4 miscellaneous.
ia The Southern 1llioUs Conference Mis-
ssnnsry Society has Joy for its President, and
] Bills for it, Treasurer.
Chicago il ahont to build new bride
well, to cost $216 600.
-General Palmer delivered 4 telli-e
speech ia Aledo on the 10th There vas !
rousinF meeting and intense enthusiasm.
Hiram Roach. E.q an old citizen Of
Carrollton, died very suddenly, the 18th
inst.
Nearly Fifty head Of splendid cattle have
died in Kendall county, from the s'Texas
ftver." Along the course taken By Major
Davis with his 200 Texas cattle, thev havs
died By the scores, and many more a-e i'll.
Orr evening ~ are told, after weary
/ arch through the desert, Mahurnet was
ca sing with his followers, and overheard
ono Of ,iem say, II will loose nv camel and
commit ii to God, i" on which Mahomet spoke
Friend tie thy camel and commit il to God"
MAN is designed for IN active being. and
his spirit, ever rea1less. if not employed
upon worthy and digni6ed objects, will often
rather engage in mean and lo~ pursuits, than
suffer the tedious and hstless feeling con-
nected With indolence and knowledge il no
less necessary in strenRthiug the mind than
in preserving the purity Of the affections
and the heart.
AN IsrEREsrIse FAcT.-It is observed
among birds that nature has lavished all her
ornaments upon the male Who very often
appears in . most beautiful head dress
whether it Re crest, . comb, 1 tu!t OF
feathers, Or natural little plume, erected
Ike kind OF pinnacle on the very top Of
The head As nature, on the contrary. has |
poured out her charms in the greatest abun.
dance upon tho female part Of our species.
70 they IRE very assiduoua in bestowing upon
themselves the finest garnitures Of art. The
peacock, in eli his pride does not display
half the colors that appear in the garments
81 New York lady when she is dressed
either for tall or . birthday, or even for
promenade 10 Brosdsay.
Vermont daily transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1868-1870, 1868-11-17
2a4wtf
REAT IMPROVEMENT IN DENTIS-
" TRY


CREAT IMPROVEMENT IN DENTIS-
\T TRY
The attention of the public is called to great
discovery in Dentistry.
THE GREATEST ADVANCE STEP EVER
MADE IN THE ART.
The main difficulty in wearing artificial teeth is,
they do net hold in their place firmly enough,
and add to this the annoyance of food getting
roder the plate while eating. l have discover
I'd method of 80 constructing the plate on
which the teeth are set that they will not start
II drop while eating OF speaking neither will
any particles of food get under the plate, no
matter what the condition OF the mouth is,
which is not true OF any method hitherto used.
have secured Letters Patent for the United
States, England and France
The improvement is not i'll material, but in
the construction, whichs ccures the atmospheric
pressure on the entire plate.
have sold the exclusive of said improvement
to DR.. L. Gilman, to wit, the Counties of Frank
lin, Washington, Chittenden, Lamoille and
Grand Isle. Those wishing to avail themselves
of such improvement, will call on
DR.. l.. GILMAN,
ST. ALBANS. .........,.............N VERMONT.
n. Il. FOLSOM.
November, IL, 1867. l9l-tf
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80 GCN3U NJ TlYG

The a" -c-'lscr having been restored to health in
q few weeks by very simple remedy, alter hay
lag suffered for sevcral years with severe lung
affection, and that dread disease Consdml tion--is
anxious to mah. known TO his feilow-suaerers the
means of cure.
To all WHO desire it, he viii send a cory of the
sscription used tfco Of chargc), with the direct
for preparing and usiugthe same, winch they
will find a SURE CURE for CONSUMPTION, ASTHMA,
BRONCHITIS, GouGus, CCLDs, aud all Throat and
Lung Affections. Tho only object 80 Re advertiser
IN sending the Prescrip'i' benefit the aiiiic'-
ed, and spread information which he conceivcs to
&c Invaluable and lie hopes every sufferer Will try
his remed', as il win cost them notGin%, and nay
Sro%e blessing. Parties wishing tao description
tEEE. by return mail viii please ad css.
REV. EDW ARD ,.NiT son,
IyrnIs Williamsburg King 90, New York
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IFrom Mr.. & Mrs. wm II. Kendall, Freepert Ne ]

Among tie many SGlycs now in use, Miss Saw.
vcr's stands pie-eullnCnt for almost all he achea
a'@ pains she human family pre- afflicted WITH
For rheumatism, Lame Joints, Nervous Head.
ache, Il gives nii9Rtate reaief. We have nsed 4
for several years, AMI it IA unsaing remedy fof
burns, seaids. sore throat, salt lheum swelled
joints, Ne. We cheerfuliy rveammeni it TO the
public As being perfectly safe and good for msnv
anote aches than we hrve ncntioued
Mr.. Mrs. WIN. Il KENDALL
Freeport, March 18th. 1869.
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REV. EIlW ARU WHISKY,
lysaIs Williamsburg, King 90, New York
sCEoFrLA-CONsr .dprION.


DIR. LUGOI. Of Paris, one OF nc most eminent
Chemists of Europe, said
.'rbe most astonishing results may be antelope
ted Wien Iodine ems he dissolved in putc afor.
Dr II. Antiets alcl iiitrea years Of sciest.dc
research and cXfc, inc t, has succeeded III dis
solving one ana 0Gg-quaiter grains Of Iodine 10
each fuid ounce Of water, And thc most gstoHnd
n res ait have faiiov cd IL uSc. particularly in
scIofula and Hdtca diseases. Circular. tree.
For sale .! j J. ii la, re, 81 Dey s:Eeet, New
York, aaa by ali u! ugsists.
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g7IpaI.rayr TO FEMALES.

The celebrated DIR. plW constitutes Is devote
his entire time 10 The treatment al diseases in
cdcnt to the female system. IA experience oi
twcny-tuur wears cnaalc- inRta luar1Etre ped
and permanent fei.efin tn worst cases Of sup
preston ana al other Menstrual Dr'w.emenj,,
from Whatever cause. Al t.eFs f,r atteser s4Hst
contain II. Office, 40. g l.nas+7tt street B5stos'
A.E-soaid latr,-led 10 tLuse who n.s To Yc
main under treatment.
sc.isa. jdEe. -, ~. les
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TO CNNNETpTH-E

The REV. EDN AHD y. WILSON will send free
of charge /" all WHO desire II, the per-c.i tioa
with the directions for making and using the
simple re!ucdN by which Il, WIS cured ut a hung
affection and tsat dread disease tunzttatficu.
His only object is 70 t"ae3it TIE Inflicted ind lie
hopes ever, sufferer viii ny this prescription, a.
ii costs ten nothing, ard iaay prove blessing.
Please address
REV. kIgtY ARD 4. WILSON.
No. is5 South Second saeet, WillismsbHrgh,
New York.
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lysl2t
TNFORMtTION-

Information guaranteed to produce n fuxuIan
growth of hair upon bald head or bcurlle,s fare
also receipt = the reInpral OF FimIlcs Bo'ciles
Erdr ions, exc, on the skin. !eayu. he same soft
cIcai and beautiful can be obtained WitAou
.cAarss by addressing
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Turt,.rs Tic s}o.s0;,.cx CT g-,, =

WEttif II s}N-sU;.itX OF q :
versil Neuralgia g:.: is safe, certain
and speedy cure for Neufal gia and all Nervous
Diseases The seyerest cases are completely and
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ia the face or head is utterly banishcd in few
hours. No form of Nervous Disease withstanGs
its magic influence. Il has the unqualified approx
Al of many eminent ply scians 1t contains nothing
injurious to the most sciieaic system. sold every
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WHY sUFFE:s EROGs soGEs
MAR r. l. .II d.

Bangor, Applicability the Rev. Daniel Good
win, VIM. l.. Eldridse and Miss Annie Il. RAN
lett, form erly Of Aiken, :. C..
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Mr.. VIM Il. Perry and Miss Francis ii. Soper,
both Of o.
Amherst, April i2th-by A, Backus Esq, Mr.,
of A.
Cranberry Isles. April 10Th. lsGs-by A. c. Fernald
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w no is Miss SAWYER !?

Miss Sawyer lives IN the City of Reckland, Kno1
County Me. She has devoted the hest years of her
life to nursing the sick. and has had more expert.
ence in the cure of obstinate diseases, old sores
and ulcers, and has also been consulted in more
cases Of accidents. such as Burns, Scalds and
Bruises, than any other person in New England,
professional or otherwise. She has competed sncs
cess.uly with the most able physicians in the
States, well AS with nurses and Indian doctors
From time to time she has compounded remedies
for usein diseases in her own practice Among 9th.
er compounds she has for nany years made
Salve which soon obtained an extensive sale, and
now is in great demand abroad, as well as In pri'
vatc families and among the hundreds of men en-.
gagged at Rockland and vicinity i'm the hazardous
business of anar1sng rock and burning lime and
also among the scamen along the coast of Maine.
SO popular did it become that while it was only
put up in old mustard boxes. wiihOu. labels crths
help cf advertisements, Miss Sawyer received ~:
ders from nearly or quite every state in the Cn-
ion. The demand finally became extensive that
she became unable to meet it, and she made an
arrangement with L. NJ. ROBBINS, q druggist Of
Rockland, to take charge of the business and sup.
ply the trade. The agert Is so well satisfied with
the merits of the medicine that he guarantees II to
cure all diseases for which it Is recommended and
any one who gives it trial according to direc.
tons. and is not satisfied, is invited to return The
box, with half the contents and the money will bo
refunded. Fun directions with each box.
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CHA I DISTRIBUTION
DY TIE
1iETECIOLFTAN GIFT co.
Casa Gift. to the amount of $250,000.
EgcI,y Ticket draws = Prize.

Elegant Rosewood rianos Each $500 to 800
l55 sewing Machines, 60 to rs
ma A,llsicai Boxes 20 to 10
3tJ tlnc Gold Watches 20 to 800
40 inc silver Watches ~ to So
F;ac oil Paintings, Framed Engravings, silver
Mmc. Photograph Albums and a large assortment
o, Fine Cold Jewrliy in all valued at 81 ,oOoooo
y chance to draw any OF the above prizes bv
purchasing sealed tTket for % cts. Tickets dcs,
crIbirg each ,Lizc scaled in Envelopes and
thorol. hiy mixed. On receipt of "a cts Il sealed
N Office, sent by mail to any HdtSess. The
pri1c u.nGeG upon it VIII be deliyered to the tick
Ct holder payment Of ONE DOLLAR. Prizes
Win be Immediately sen, TO any, address, as re-
qIested, by express or return mail
lon UW hhoW achat yoNr Prize is before
y@H pay f5f il. any Prize may be erchdng-
al .ioF aaaaer o the same cdIue. No Blanks.
H. oar patrons can depend ON fair dealing.
RrrEULSCN>. - NC select the few following
names IRON. the many who have lately drawn valu-
,ui, .lfzes, and kindly permitted us to publish
i. wilkins. Buffalo, y. Y, 1000; Miss Ami
Mo.roc, cAicaso, H., Piano, valued at SoG; koDt
lip Mccarthy, Louisville, ny, Diamond Cluster
Ring, 10; X. A. Patterson, New be'tiord, Mass,
silver Zen set s;i N is Emma WHiw9rth, MI, MI
land, OHIO, Melodeon, $40.
I'VE publish no names without permission.
CrINIONS OF TIE PRESS. The! are dong tho
ia,.rs. business; the firm is reliaDlc and deserve
tns7r sueees n-Weekly Tribune, Feb. 5. 1865.
ave have examined their SYSTEM and know
them 20 &c Il iiItr dealing irln.'-N Herdd Feb
-, ISIS,
" hich was promptly ed."-Daiy Aetcs, Mar.
Is, Is s.
,cud for CIRCULAR giving maay more references
and t,voTJb.e notices from the press. Liberal H.
"a .-lApnts 70 agents, satisfaction guaranteed,-
iNty package OF sealed Envelopes contains ONE
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81, no loI so,
\ 4 letters IA 3uld be addressed to HAIR
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\. \.
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MISS SAWYERSS
SalVe.

III ERE you havs save sCmbh,ins soothing
III and healing properties with no dangerous
ingredient. a remedy at hand for the many
pans ard aches wounds and bruises TO which
other remede $, never producing bad eject, but
always relieving pain, however severe.
1t Is prepared by MISS SAWYER, who haS
used it in her own extensive treatment OF tho
The principal disease. for which this salve v
recommended are, Glillblains Rheunatsm: Piles
Scrofhla, Old Ulcers, Salt Bheum, Sprains Bufnst
Ferer Sores, Felons, Erysipelas, Sore Eyes, Bar
bers Itch, Deafness Boils, Ri g-Worins: C1rns,
Bites Of Insects, Cancers, Toothsche, Earachs.
sore Nipples, Badness, swollen Breast, ltchS
Scald Head, Tecthing, Chapped Hands, Sealdsj
Cuts, Bruises, Group. Cracked Lips, and Sores III
children.
1t never fails to cure Rhe,imatism n properly
applied. Rub it on well with the hand throp
times a day. In several cases it has cured PAL
sled limbs. For PILES it has been discovered to
he sure remedy. Persons that have been anlict-
tons. For ERYsIPELAs it works wonders, nj.
lying the inflammation and quieting the patient -
For CHAPPED HANDS it produces cure i'm
mediately. Let those with SALT RIIEGM obtain
this salve, and apply it freely, and they will ind
Invaluable. 1t is good in cases of SCROFULA
and TUMORs. CANCERS have been cured witt
1t. The best Save ever invened for 6WOLLEY
BREAST and SORE NIPPLES. No waytnWrt
GUS. but sure to afford relief. SORE or WEAK
day. Cures deafness by putting It in the lars on .
piece of cotton. For FEtONS this is supe; Tor ~
anything known. For PIMPLES this acts like
charm. For BURNS AMI SCALDS-applythc Salve
at once and it gives immediate relief. For OLD
SORES, apply once a day.
FOR HORSES AND CATrLE.--For Sores or Bruis.
es on Horses and Cattle this Salye 10 invaluable,
and has astonishing effect in curing scratches on
notoriety, and is safe and sure rememedy for all
the above ailments.
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DEER ISLE THOROUGIIFARE.
IReported by Eaton & Col
ARRIVED.

HHIlIN I'D.
April l3ih,-Billow, S'inson, from Boston-Ris
ing sun, Gross do-Emb!Cm, collins from Rock
laatl--
April l5tl--Yine. fremont, for Roeklnnd- Matilda
lsles------trom Hack'al-
April ti-->afber, kett-Easland, from
Boston, bound east.-iyron, from Roei.land for
fremont
April Eth clinton, Gran. isles To- Rocklaud-Pi-
onccr, atilbridse for Rocklaud-.tauklin, 81. An
d"rN's Tor H0st0n-- NEST, 81. Johns, " n. FOR
portlad--Harry, Fremont for Kocklnd- Julia
Avn, fer boatou--ffetofy, Jorinn. from Belfast
Fairfield calais for NcT Haven Ct-Elncr Jane,
st. Johns for Bo=to.l-0.talia, Mag.s for Bridge.
port, CT.
Sailed as above the 29th.
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rANTrD.-Saes,nen TO travel for Mlnuac,
! turing CO., and Il by sanplc. Goo Wa--
- are guaranteed. Address with sta'nr, II ANIL
ION and HOWE, tl5, Chestnut street. phlaei Ithia,
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STATE Of MAINE.
TREAsuHER's OFFICE, !

TKEASURER'S OFFICE,
Augusta, April Sd, ISIS.
Cpon the following Townships or tracts of land
MOI Liable t. be II <ed in any town, the following
IA, -acnls Tor state tax of 1858, were made by
tAe Lca,is lature ON the third day Of March, 1865
fnI-Ssry of HANBACK,
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DE-. Il Il. 'EAAiGE.

No. II, lisNovER STREET, Il )sroS, has foreO
years, in addition 10 his graeral firmly practice
Siyenspec j attention to the treatment of ali Dis
eases Of tae Blood, Urinary and Reproductive or.
gans, and all complaints peculiar to women. Good
accommodations proyidedtor patients preierin. to
remaining here during treatment slJ9
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h1atcnt Offices.

Inven' olS who wish t, take out letters Patent
arc .,Iyt.r.l 10 counsel with MUM & 60. Eli.
tor- OF the >crutiic Amc ric2p, who have prosecute
Ell cIa!m- before the Patent Office i1r over Twenty
Ycars. Their American and Enrol can Patent
es les dan any ether reliable agency. \ pam
phlc containing TAI instructions to inventors, sent
graft.
Mechanical cugraVings, aud the United state tPu-
sus by Couuties, with Hints and Il ccipt- for Ne
chanils, nailed GA receipt of % cts. Address
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M A RTN Il LIST.
TORT OF ELLSWORTH.
ARRIVED
In,,il Iqth.-ChalIrnge, from Ipev-irb ~
ARRIVED

NIIIIIN
April I9th-Challrnge, from Ipswich. -EmD jr,
Sicily from BcfaSt--fIauN PIERCE, t,Fapt. Poet
Portland.-Occan, Grant, do,-J.C Harden Gram
fron, Costor. Viola, sherman, do.-Alnu q lin
Franks, Bluehitl.-Samiiel Lews, Wood, from
sury .--Arborea, CLARK, do Bells, Young, do
SAILED
April 2lst,--Afagaum, Bonzv, for Bostnu,-
Elizabeth. Murcb, do,--Emily, Grant. do--James
yilden, Davis for Providence. --Edward. MllIi.ru.
do.--Cynnova, Iellison, do.-DelGwaIt, Wood
for S5lem.-Willian, " God, for New fofA-War!
ranto Lord, New ! ork.--
April 2}d,-Gcufgia, Alley. Boston.--Ionsiyes.
Holt, Pro, Lodusky, Eaton, for Hog Nav
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DIR. s. S. FITCIIE'S
4" FAMILY PHYSICIAN"

Scventy-six pages; price p cents. Sent to any
address. No money required until the book is re
ceiyed, read, and fully approved. 1t is II perfect,
guide to the sick or ni apusc 4.
Address DIR. s. 5. FIfCH, 81 fremont street,
Boston. si'"'
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EtsLD per month guaranteed to agents ererv-
- - y y where selling fettpt Krer}r$.i,ig ID.
tftf !o'hesl.h"s Write for Circulars to the Amer.
Jean Wire Co., lb2 Broadway, ~ T.. or Il Dear.
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NOE

a Probate Court VIII be held 1T Ellsworth on
"A "Wednesday, the 2Jth day OF April instant, at
Ten O'Clock, A. NJ and all matters returnablc 10
said Court the fourth "Wednesday of said
month, are hereby made returnable to, and shall
lave day in said Court 10 be held on the 29th OF
SAT- month.
PARKER TUCK Judge.
ADYil % lSGS
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You will have TO mcrcase your revenue in some
way, for your expenditure iur internal comforts
in The way OF eatahies Will be doubled by the Use
sof L, A. Iii hardS ~ tO.'sS0NoMA WISE BirfEEs.
Sold everywhere.
WHY SUFFER- EROGs SoltEs
When by the use of the Arnlca Ointment Won
eaneasily be cured. 1t has relieved thousands nom
Burns, Cuts, Chapped Hands, BJiIs,
Spratns, Warts, Itch,
Aud every complaint Of the skin. Try It, for it
COSTS but 30 cents BE sure to ask for
HALF.'S AitNICA DIN I'M IENT
For sale by all Druggists.
Z. Il. Peck, Agent Tor Ellsworth and vicinity.
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}ITs5sI . IiiG.sts poet Howard Associa-
- ton Reports for Young Men. on the errors
;.HUscs and diseases which destroy the manly pow
e's, and create Im!edineats TO marriage, with sure
means Of relief. sent III scaled letter envelopes
free of larse. Address DIR j. Sk!LiiN IIUUGH-
TO%, Howard Association, Philadelphia, Pa.
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Recommendations.

The following few selected from the multi.
tuG0 of recommendations in the posses sion Of the
Agent.
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RI. ON Dr. 4. Richard Clay, Boston, Mass.1
This isto certify thai have known Miss Saw.
yer's Salye for more than five years. and OF ita
having b, en- successfully used i many cases, I
consider l. superior article, and well worthy he
confidence of those requiring such remedy,
II. RICHARD CLAY. N. .,
EpetOn Dec 10Th lSf-
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HUMOROUS ACCOUNT OF A PRIZE FIGHr
-THr REFEREE GETS LIcKED.-The
prize fight which occurred in front OF
our office just after our arrival, is an
other evidence Of the progress Of civil
ization and increase Of population at
Bear River City. Two prominent men,
bers OF the Union Pacific grade, after an
over-indulgence in Grants favorite bey-
ersge, came to words and from words
10 the ring, marked out by stones, and
there settled the question by u little sci
entifc pugilistic exercise. The signih-
can. applications Of the combatants are
| Felix O'Flaherty and Patrick O'Shnu.
nessey, with Jimmy 0'Foot for referee.
| After treading on the tail Of Patrick's
| coat, Felix SHE'D his castor into tho ring
with, Bad luck to yez, Paddy, but I'D
| clane yer dirthy mug if We weighed more
| by three stone tin"
H Divle the O'Flaherty ever crossed
he bogs can tell me that, by gobs J ia
| break the nose Of yez in W o jerks
"would yez2 Pull the shirt o your
dirty back and dhry your blarney. III
dress yez down less'n puff and split
O. yer black pipe.
The combatants were placed, minus
seconds, sponges, ropes, etc., but with
a huge bottle, held mostly internally
| by the referee. Time called. Bunchei
Of ives covered clarOt jugs, while mau'
leys returned on peppers. Pats let'
window was closed. while Felix had his
lockers in mourning, and went to sod
several times. Dirt was also taken by
Patrick occasionally. Sparring and
countering, with one or two rib smash
ers and considerable whisky. Referee
got licked during the ARRAY, but took il
like his soothing syrup, good naturally
Time, fifty minutes.-Frontier Lnder,
| Drfobsr 20.
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THE TROUBLES OF MISTER MAcFISSI'
aAx.-A gentleman, in San Francisco,
hearing a prodigious uproar and outcry
in a neighbours house, rushed over to
see what the matter a There he
found o gigantic Irishman sitting with
his face in his hands, rocking back and
forth ard bsllowing and crying at the
top Of his excellent lungs. The symps-
thetic neighbor asked whether his wife
had died? or any Of tho children? or
what dreadful calamity had befallen the
family2
"0ch, no, yer honor" said the roar.
ing Macfunigan, wiping his eyes and
trumpetiug his nose like a scared ele-
plant, s'sure an its not that. Its
the dommed Mougrels that hev claned
out the Dimocratic party, an now its
the bloody nagers an the Ch~ayneymen
that'll be after bein' as good as the best
of US. Dol Och hone +! an its the
hear. O. mesilf that is bruk ~ and of
wen. the afflicted Macinnigan in
another s~tentorian bawl, and the kind
gentleman took himself away, leaving
Pat in a paroxysm Of sonorous lamsnta'
tion.-OdklaRd Transcript.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-11-13

A CARPEr-BAGGER DErisEp.-A genu'
inc carpet-bagger is thus drawn by the
Charleston Mercury:
A man with a lank head Of dry hair,
a lank stomach and long legs, eiuo
knees and splay feet, dried legs n
lank Jaws, with eyes like a fish and
a mouth like a shark. Add to this a
habit of sneakiug and lodging about IN
unknown places-hsbiting and cohaolt-
ing with negroes in dark deus and C.
stree,s-a look like a hound n the
smell of a skunk. He would rob a dead
negro, and forge his dead fathers name
10 a draft for five dollars.