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SPECIAL NOTICES.
d.. ElNG's APPOINTMENTS.

DIR. CONE has visited Urbana about sight
years. aud Jrests aud cures all variety OF dis
eases. ami may be cousul'ed at his Offices
at the following times and places:
In Urbana, at The Exchange Hotel on
Wednesdays. Nov. I3; Dc 18; Jan. p ;
Feb. 26; april l; May G.
In Springfield Al the Willis House, on
Thursday Oc,. 10; Nov "A; Dec 10; Jan.
23 Feb q; April 2; May Z.
In london at the Phiier House, or FRI
dayS, Oct. IL: Nov. Is; Dec 20; Jan. "A /;
Feb. %; April 3; Nav g.
Dr. Cone has now pracliced, at the above
Offices nearlv nine wears. and if he have life
and health lie viii 6ll the above seven ap-
pniuuueEtS; bu after that time he viii NOT
practice at any Of the above offices for some
months, and he may discontinue bis visits en-
tirely. A
DR.. CoyE cures all forms Of Chronic Diseas-
es, As D spep-a in all its various varieties;
all diseasrs otrhe Lungs and Air Passages. as
Caryngi'is, AMI Consumption; all diseases OF
the Kidney Liver. Pmcreas, and The Glands
generally; all diseases Of the Heart, Blood
AMI Blood Vessels; all diseases Of the Brain
and Nerves, as Epilepsy, Chorea, or S.. Virus
Dance Nelralgla. Patsy and general nervous
lnuu'ri len: all diseases of FEMALES, enlarged
tousil, aud all forms of Scr0luiA AS also all
li~rases of tine Eve and Ear: and all other
Chronic Di~easrs NJ charge for conSulra-
ion but cash cor medicines. B. snrr not To
IrlaT apsu ,nnrra N 700 long. r239-if
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Stamps in her Stockings,

A FRIEND Of ours saws he was travel
ing in the Sonth uoaitarhed and unin-
cumher"d, aud in order to gain admis-
sion he superior comforts IF the Ia
ii > car , ed to assist some encum
ber-d LADY 'rave iug alone, and pay her
such respectful atentions as her help
less s.iurrion seemed 10 require
Once going from Jackson, Mississippi,
to New Orleans he had assisted very
buxom woman with quantity of small
parcels, and had otherwise rendered her
such small services as any gentleman,
having it in his power, would render to
a lady travelling alone.
On arriving at New Orleans, the same
attentions caused him to fOd himself
sen e ! next to her in the omnibus; pre-
paratory to the starting, the conductor
required our fare, aud asked for our de,-
tination.
When her turn came, after several
mysterious struggles and plunges, with
her lap full OF traps, she raised her head
and said TO the writer: Mister, guess
vour a preacher. he'ant We? I cues
there amt any harm in you, When I
travels I alters carries my stamps in my
strckin. cau,o yon sre nothin can get
in there. and We nre 81 jammrd in here
that I'd thank you, old man, just to
reach in for mr."
Fancy hi feelings.
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Courting Her Brother.

A GOOD story is told Of gay and fes-
tive Mrior, residing in the vicinity Of
Philadelphia, which Is too good to be
lost. It seems that the Major has been
in the habit Of paving his 'distresses' to
a young lady, living several miles in
the country. and a short time since he
sailed out thar as S1mbO would say,
to see his 'ducky.' On arriving, he put
up his horse, which, by the way, the
Major regards with feelings Of peculiar
pride, and entered tbs house. The FIRST
person he met was young lady's
brother. with whom the usual eompli-
ments passed. The Major was conduct
ed to the parlor, and the brother deter
mined to play q practical joke, SO he
soon after engaged in political discus
sion with him. Now this is one of the
MAJORS weak points. He will sit and
talk politics By the hour. and grow 50
warm on ths subject as to drive every
other thought from his mind. The
brother knew this and profted by it.
knowing full well the real object Of the
Major vas to see his sister, who fortu-
nat1ly was absent at some of her rela-
tives The debate grew warm, and con-
tinusd with apparent animation on the
part of the brother until about II
o'clock in the evening, when, observing
he time, he remarked that it was grow
ing lite, and asked him to STAY all night.
Pshawr exclaimed the astonished Ma
jor, 4 eama out to see --, where
Is she2 The brother coollY replied that
she was absent on visit, aud would NOT
return for several davs The ID you
saw; and hpra you have kept me for
five hours, when you knew I didn't care
a darn about talking with youp 'Just
30 Major" said the brother. 'hut then [
knew you were some on politics, and I
thought the opportunity was TOO gond
TO allow it to escape unimprovod To
sav there was hearty laugh at the ex-
Dense of the Major would be but a faint
deo IF what transpircd, and he agreed
10 buy the cigars If the brother would
,av no more about it-Which he didn't
IF course. We may mention the facts
hat the Mrior found his way back to
own about two o'clock the next morn
ng, and declared that the next time he
vent courting he would leave politics az
rome and attend to the legitimate object
# his visit
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John Wesleys first 'Bast, and What
it Cost.

WE find afoat the following charac-
teris'ic "reminiscences of John Wesley,
whose benevolent heart could never keep
a good thing to itself:
Only the eminent artist, one day slid
to Shelburne: " Ny lord perhaps you
have heard Of John Wesley, the foun
der of the Methodists ?"
80 yes! etc, Grace Of fanatics"
well my lord. Mr.. Wesley had been
urged to have his likeness taken, but he
always refused. One day he called on
me on business, aud | began the old sub
iect. Well said I, knowing you value
money for the means Of doing good, If
you will grant my request, 1 will engage
to give you ten guineas for the first ten
minutes that you lit, and for every nm
ute that exceeds that time you shall re
ceive a guinea"
What" said Wesley Alright, that you
will give nc ten guineas for having ms
likeness taken? Well, agree to it."
He then stripped off his coat and lay
on the sofa ami in eight minutes 1 had
the most perfect bust I hid ever taken
He then washed his face, and I count
e to him ten ruineas into his hand.
''WrlI said he turning tn his cam
panio7, GO I never till now earned m me
$, speedily; but what shall we do with
i,?'
They wished We good morning and
procceled over the Westminster bridge.
They met poor woman crying bitterly.
with three children crying around her
On inqutring the cause OF her distress
Wesley earned that the creditors Of her
husband rere dragging him to prison,
after having sold their effects. which
were in'deq late to pay the debts by
eigh'een shillipgs One guinea made
her happy lie then went to Giltspur
drison The first ward he entered he
was struck with the appearance of poor
wretch greedily eating potato skins He
was confined for the debt of a half
guinea. Wesley gave him a guinea. and
had the pleasure of seeing him liberated
with half a guinea in his pocket,
You may imagine, my lord, said
Caly, that tie remaining eight guineas
did not 90 far in aiding such distress as
this.
Lord Shslblrns was so convinced of
the mistaken opinion he had formed of
Wesley that he Immediately ordered a
dozen ofhis busts to embelish thegrouuds
of his beautiful residenoe.
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himself the attention Of the audience on
account of the audience on account OF
his Infamous notoriety as the man who
shot Alexander Hamilton, and who had
been tried for treason. Mr. Burehard
resolved to rebuks him openly. The
next Sabbath, when he came in and got
rbOul ha f way up the aisle, the clergy
mau paused in his discourse, aud point
ing to Colonel Burr, said in the most
seathiUg manner: You hOary headed
Did sinner, I'll appear against you at
the day of Judgment The prOuu, de
6ant old man, standing as erect as ever,
with that perfect comDosure that never
deserted him, and fixing his 6us grey
eyes on the occupant Of the pulpit, re
piled: " Mr.. Burchard, have observ-
ed through long course Of profession
al experience, that the very meanest
class of criminals are those who turn
States evidence 7"
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Railway Consolidation.

THE recent consolidation Of the Co.
lumhus & Indiana Central and the Chi
esgo & Iudiana Central and the Chicago
& Greet Eastern Railway Companies is
an event of ve-y great importance to
the Railway interests Of the country, and
to our city. The consolidated lines
cover nearly 600 miles, all in excellent
running order, and fully equ pped.
The line between Chicago and New
York is shorter than the Lake lines and
hut few mile LONGER than via the Pitts
burr & Fort Wayne road It is there
fore quite certain that considerable
share Of all the transportation Of per
sons and properly between Chicago and
New York will be over this new line, the
value of which to the country and es-
pecially to this city, through which it
passes, cannot but be very great, and
will permanently increase from year to
year. The principal Office Of the organ
ization having been located in this city,
substantial benefits to our citizens must
result
We are glad to know that the hnanci-
al condition of the consolidated com
ponies will enable the management to
keep the line and equipments in the best
possible condition, and that nothing will
be left undone to make the road equal,
in all respects, to the best Eastern Rail-
roads.
The local value of this consolidation
is much increased by the faeilites il
will furnish for the transportation of coal
from the Hooking Valley road TO Chi
cago and other distant points The
large moneved interests Of our citizens
n the Valley Railroad makes this i'm
port1nt ourle' for coal Of very great in
'erest To our city
Too much praise cannot he awarded
to the managers Of the new Company for
their persistent energy in recOnstructing
he old Columbus and Piqua road, aud
by extensions to Indianapolis, and to
the Mississippi via Logausport & Peoria.
aud to ChicagO making it the trunk road
# all these important extensions. Ad-
del to these they have, in connection
with the Jetfersonyille Company, Com
rany, completed line from Cambridge |
on the Indianq Centr1l division of their |
70: d to RushvilIe, making the sho tes
ine between Pittsburgh and Louisville
The lines of this new consolidated !
as now organized with-their
eouoect ions, are the shortest between
New York and Louisville, IndianapoIis,
s.. Louis, Keokuk, and with the ex eP
ton already referred TOY the shortest to
Chicago and the Northwest including
both branches of the Union Pacific Rail
road
The value of these advantages cannot
be over. estimated, and we congratulate
al the parties interested in the consoli-
iation upon the promising future to their
.nterprise.-C,iunJus Journal FEB. 60
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UsssaI ReeeintE


TIE CRoUP.-Mothers Of young chiida
rem are apt at this season o. the year, 60
be anxious over the prevalsnos Of The
Group. A lady referring to this fact,
writes as follows to the New Haven Reg.
ister:
g wish to send you my mothers ros
ceipt, which all who have tried il deem
infrllible: Take one ounce Of sweet oil.
and add half an ounce Of gum opal. Aps
ply to The chest, under the arms, tbs
palms Of the hands and hollow Of tie
feet It will generally relieve the moss
seAsre cases Of Group in Eve minutes
Remember, use externally, and drink
plsntifully Of cold water.
CURE FoR FROSTED FLEsu.-Nothibg
is better for Withdrawing the frost With
out injury 10 fressn ears, checks aud
hugeFs, thaa the immediate appliestion
Of keroseHe-rubbing it gently oa few
times. 1t Is indispensable that tbs ap-
plication Be made before thsWiug.
CURE EoR CoLD FEET.-CoId fsst
may 10 relieved BY simple 0xpodiant.
This is to wear cotton socks next 70 she
>Ain anl WOODEN stockings olItside Of
them. One singular consequence euau.s,
--at night the cotton socks nczhs de-
skn) are quite dry. while The 0Blsi6a
w0oIcp stockings are damp.
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ronrtitntional Timitation.
wEpsrEn,s REYLY 70 nAYNr.

BUT, sir, the people have wisely
provided, in the Constitution itself 0
proper suitable mode and tribunal fer
settling questions of constitutional grants
10 Crngteas. and restrictions on these
powers There are, also, prohibitions
on the States Some suthnritv must
therefore, exist, having ths ultimate iur-
isdio'ion TO fE and ascertain the inter-
psr'ation Of th-ss grants, restrictions.
and prohibitions The Constitution has
it,elf poin'sd ont orlai"ei, and stab-
li.hed hat authnrity. How has it no.
cOmPlished this great and essential end?
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WE ARE MAKING A COMPLETE
REVOLUTION IN TRADE!

And arc seTi- gfor ONE DOLLAR, silk. Merino.
and Alpaca Dresses, S7aiyls anOr. H. Liner Goods
Watches. Jewery. Silver-plated Ware. Sewing Ma
chimes. &c. Serd clubs Of ten or more with 1OCts
fer each descriptive check and the getter up Of the
club Il receive present worth S3 TO S3no. accord
ing to number sent. Agents wanted everywharn.-
eraI St. Boston.
SUt-3m
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NOTICE
By TAYLOR & LEEDOM,
AttvS $ for Executor.
Jan 2lLh-30iaEs.

Ts hereby given that petition win be presented to
The Commissioners Of Champaign County. Ohio. at
their next regul session pTyiHg for the O0:ng and
establishing Of County Road a. follows: Beginning
n the Turnpike leading from Urbana to Piqua. IN the
line between Sections Il & . and running thence
North between the lands nf ,. r. Ward and John B1-
come, Simeon TAYLOR and Wm. Idle to the county
Dad between Sections IS 6 "A: thenrr North on the
ection line 70 county road leading from Concord
Chapel to MillerstOwT in said County.
jan Goth 1868 3l3-4w
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LAw nEHfwsPAPERsi

/. I5scribeIt ghO do not givesxp xpressnotice
% othe sOntrzry aruc 3usid ereO as wishing OcCn-
tllue .lell susscription1 70 the paper
3. IL slb bseribers 5rder the GseoHtinuance Of
their i3riodiclis, the pabiisher nay e0ntinueto
send hen Until all trrearages are paid.
J. II subscribers neglect OF refuse 20 take their
peri0 Ilca.s from thc8dicetO which they we're dl-
sctcd.tIey trehsld responsible till lhey nave
settled che bill and ordered them discontinued
4. Ifs Disorders -smOye to other places with
3It ilf)ruiug he publisher, and he papers tre
enttO thcG0rmer direction, they are held re-
spOnsibie-
5 The Courts have decided that refusing to
AXE 7ari7dicalsir0m the Office or -emOvinE ana
saving hem IHcallef for. is primo JGe't sVi-
5epce Of n tentional fraud
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Ro VVhom it NEav Coneern

This s TO notify all whom it may concern that my
apprentice, John McAIahan has left my care and con
troll, Ofhs own accord, and that will not he respOn-
sible for his acts for any debts Of his nracing
PETER COLBERT.
WestviTIe. O., Eel. g. 1865. S04 4T
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AARON BuRR's SARCAsM.-When
Aaron Burr returned to New York city
10 practice law. after his v0 uutIry exile
in Europe he found The late Rev. jedi
diah Burohard, then o &c ehrulad revival
i>t. holding a-pries Of prolracred meet
iu4s in his nmdv church lie attend
ed from habit, always went late. aud
disturbed the services by attracting 10
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sEEpEn uPI

PIE notes ana accounts 7uc the undersigned, can be
4 found III IlCuD AUlahaygE s. CO. store 0. "A
.GHsC -au re Payment may be made to N. Gal
,-hyI or Madison q. Powell
Inrsf g1rr- and accounts must now 14 settled. and
bose who neglect t0 cti anl make -atisflctOry ar-
cement Az ar ha'ur the 1T af July VIII lad then
a iaS .aads rf7-1s,5r officers for election
2Ti-tf p AELsEACGU
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UNION.
y. w EOUz, PzOPH.

FFECE:-ChampaigH National Bank Building
second aud third IOors.l Weslside NOrthMain.
et.uearthe Square.
HzRMs:-s2 90 per annum, invariably in ad-
vance. 81, ,25 for5ix Months
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Assirnees TIotice

Notice is hereby given, that the under igned has
been constituted aud duly qualified Assignee for The
benefit II reditoTs If Horace -. uappersott and D.
VI. HIppersctt partners as II. G & D. w. IIsppersett.
81 creditors hold NJ claims Ugainst said persons or
rm are required to prove and present such claims as
are required by law.
DAVID q. HOFET, Assignee.
UsbaEa. Feb. 5, 1865. S,+-S0a
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1AG&&Ls
Petition tosuLauG.

,irxandrr z. Cory. Atnl'rufl
-uTI valentine, deceased, z, .s.s., - ,lrs
~. lennon ~ g a. A-HN'''
.lizabeth Dick and others
on Jhg 29,h day OF T bruarv 1868. between the
hours of uue and three oelock. p NJ on the pg en-
.s-s viii BE- sold To he highUst binder the following
sesCribed Ecal astat, tre prUpTr Of Levi Faieu-
tine deceased, situated in the county hamp ign
and stale Oh OrlO. tO-wt: Pau Of the Ea-t-haf OF
the South East quarter 0r section 25 Town O. Range
l3. MRS:
Beginning at the SOUTH East corne, Of j. Kirby's
4lacres i same quarter: t'ence West 90 his SOuti
haEquarter fa= enough so that line run East 10 the
East line Of the quarter parallel to the south line Of
said 80 acres, thence TO the beginning, will contain
just % acres Of land.
Also the following: Part of the West half of said
quarter SeCtiOn-BeTinning at the NGrlh-M corner
Of j. Kirby 80 acres: thence South with the East
line of said hafQuarteI to the South West corner of
5he above described 20 acres. 120 rods lesE
hence WesI far enough SO that q line run NCrh to
the North line of tn" quarter, parallel to said Essf Ire
n the halls quJrter, thenCr 10 the beginning viii con
tain just s. acre Of land shown on the Plat Of
aid quarter 10 he seens the Office Of the Probate
Judge OF said county. Free and clear OF Dover.
gEENs-Onc third rash I'm hand. and the balance in
two equal annual payments with interest 10 be Sc
cured by mortgage on the premises.
Appraised at s. sOU. ALEXANDER r. CORY.
Executor as aforesaid,
By TAYLOR & LEEDON,
Attv's for Executor.
Jan .2gth-30iars.
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TIE Lehigh Valley News says,
young darkey in Allentown, who was
sent to get something to smoke the meat
in his employers smoks-house, went out
and invested the money 10 cigars, and
seated himself in the smoks-houss under
the meat, lighted a cigar and smoked
away. He had disposed Of sixteen
cigars in this way before the blundeF
was discovered BY the family.
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7 UNBER migat bgsoIdby AdyerHihie in the UE.
l. ION.
DUR ,HASERs always ReadthC Advertisements
L the UNION.
TXCELLENCE AND SPEED in all styles Of vurs
u done at the UHBASA UNI0E Job Printing Office
CTOVES, Shoes. Sugar ana Soap should be I'D
y verliscd iu the UNION.
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FOUND

That aer repeated rrala oF remedies Pohacks
Sr0mach Bittrrs Bool pT A. rand Blood Pills arc the
hest medicines 6Xtlrt TO cure the EeIses for which
thrv are recommended.
so5-sla FISLER CHANCE, Agents.
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COURTsHIP AND LOvE-Tu the new
play Under the Gas Light the here.
inc gives utterauce to the following:
Courtship is the text from which The
whole solemn sermon Of married life
takes its theme. As louvrs are disooa-
tented and unhappy, SO will they Be- a.
wives and husbands. So, you, If you
would be happy all tbs years Of your
life, listen to the voice advising you.
Let the woman you look upon be wise
or vain, beautiful or homely, rich Or
poor, she has but one thing that she eaa
refuse-her heart. Her beauty, her
wit her accomplishments, she may sell
to you, but her love is the treasure 'iHith-
out money ond without price! She
oaly asks, in return, that when you look
upon her your eyes shall speak a mute
devotion; that when you address her,
your'vOice shall be gentle, loving and
kind. That you shall not despiss her
because she cannot understand al At
once your vigorous thoughts and ambi-
tious designs; for, when misfortune aud
svil have defeated your greatest puFpos-
ss, her love remains to console you.
y Gu look to the trses- for strength and
grandeur-lo not despise the flowers bo.
cause their fragrance is all they have 20
give. Remember, love is all woman
has to give-but it is the only earthly
thing that God permits Us to carry Be-
yOnd the grave.
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Keep Your Blood Pure.

There is rsmedies now before the pubIlc 90 well
calculated 20 purify the blood AMI reconstruct tso To-
FDe1k) the whole system i24ha.k's Blood Purifier
Blood Pills and stomach Bittsrs.
800 3m ELSLER 8 CHANCE, Agents.
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DATNTS FOR FARNERS AND OTHERs.-The
l Grafton Mineral Paint Co, ar- now manufactur-
ing the Best Cheapest and most Durable Paint i'm use:
tyyo coats wei pat on. mixed with pure Lusee Oil
VIII last 10 or 10 years; j is Of alght brown heau-
liful chocolate culOr and can be changed TO green.
the consumer. II Is valuable for Houses Barns Fen
ceE. Carriage and 7ar-makcrs. Pals and e 0Ud6u-ware
Agricultural Implements. Canal Boats. Vessels and
ship Bottoms Canvas. Metal and Shingle Roofs Gt
bcinr fire and Water prOofl Floor Oil Cloths zone
Manufacturer having used 5000 hhs. the past yearD
and ap1int for all BurpU-es j. unsurpassed for 1Ody
durability. elasticity and adhe-ivCuess Price So per
hbl Of 800 is VIII ch VIII supply farmer for wears to
come. Warranted in III cases as above. Send for
circular which Gives fgl particulars. None genuine
unless branded ina trade mark Grafton Mineral Paint
Address, DANIEL BIDW ELL.
3u2-6m. % Pearl Street. New York.
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A SOLDIER at Galveston, stole a Lin.
burg cheese of his comrades the other
day. They sentenced him, in mock
court martial, to buy another cheese Of
the same size and eat the whole down at
once without having anything With
which to wash It down When be bad
consumed one-third his powers Of sWal-
lowing became exhausted, and he begged
for and obtained a reprieVs from the re-.
mainder Of his sentence
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By declaring, sir that the ConsGitutiou,
and laws Of the United States made IN
pursuance thereof, shall be The supreme
law Of the land, anything 10 the consti-
ton or laws Of any State 20 tho contrary
Notwithstanding.
(" This, sir, was the first great STEP
By this the supremacy Of the Cohstitu-
ton and laws Of the United States fs ds.
clared. The people so will it. No State
law is to be valid which comes ia con
dict with the Constitution, or auY law
of the United States passed in pursue
ance of it. But who shall decide this
question Of interfsrence2 ? To whom lies
the lasl apDeal2 This, sir, the Cousti.
tuition itself decides, also, By declaring
that the judicial power shall extend 70
all cases arising under the COustitution
and laws Of the United States Thsss
two provisions, sir, cover the whols
ground. They are, in truth, the key.
stone of the arch With these il is
Constitution; without them, it Is con
federaey. In pursuanoe Of these clear
and express provisions Congress estsb-
lished at its very frst session, in the iu-
dicial act, mode for carrying them into
full effect, and for bringing all questions
Of constitutional power 70 the faal de-
oisiOn Of the Supreme Court. It then,
became q government"
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A TEMPERANCE AEECDOFE.--OTer Ia
our neighbOring city of Tifin, 'ones up
on time a young theological student
vas delivering Temperance lecture, aud
proving by the Bible, which he had open
before him, that strong drink was iujuri-
Gus to man and sin against God. Now
in that city lives a man known as Coon
er K, who is very fond of his bitters.
Just as the young man had got fairly
warmed up in his subject, old Cooper K,
came in, pretty well poisoned, and took
a seat. After sitting few minutes, he
arose in his seat, aud stsadying himself.
he pointed his 6ngerat the 1iecfursr and
said " Young man, (hic), young man
(hic), don't you know that that Book
(hie) only mentions one man (hie) Who
asked for water (hic), and he vas in
h-ll (hie), i06ers he ogg6f 70 5sP' The
to the Geld water cause we're not
numerous that night.-FTadlay Courier.