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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
% A (,ertain Cur..''

For Incipdeht Consu mption. Asthma, Coughs. Colds,
Dyspepsia, Liver Compliant, and General Debility.
viii be found IN DR.. Tobias Primonic Life Syrup.
This valuable nediciae. compounded from the gins
ofths vegetable Kingdom" will be found sover-
sign remedy. in eli the above named diseases. The
dem and for this valuable compound is daily lncrea
sing, and Il viii without doubt become ~ popular
- DR. TOBIAS celebrated Venetian Lniment. Con
ption IN t. lest stages this Syrup will not e1re.
nor 70 there any remedy that will arcicf. however
will DO found BY it. U.S. What II IL stated to il
surely wil do. - trial viii prove. Thousands OF
certificates can be ut the Depot. Sold by Drug
ests, and at No. 10 Park Place. New York. Price
Is ceEts. Ash fss DR.. Tebaf Pulmonic Life syrup.
and - asafha
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
M ERINO SOAP!

Thssspsriofity Of ths materials u0ed. asd the
chemical combination Of them. b Of such scientific
natsrs tAas IL Mssi.o ssap y perfectly rsaArsl and
nild and cannot injufs the texture Of the most deli
cate fabric, whSiss iss washing OF defensive proper
tiss are truly astooishiAG.
The Msri6e Soap ear b used By rubbing on the
clothes In the usual way bat cut n shavings and
dissolved In hot water the clothes soaked for half
% hous In the ISOLATION, its ex4aofdAary dstsrsive
properties win be more fally obtained.
One pound will 20 a. far - three pounds OF any OF
the 90 called sving. but clothsso,ting. Fam
lily Soaps In the market.
Sold BY 0rocers and Dealers In Soaps all over the
United States and Wholesale by the Manufacturers.
M'Keone. van AaaGen Il Co..
"a South Front Street, Philadelphia. or % Barclay
street. New York. Sold by K. 4. BALLORD. Da
export. HENRY DARTS SONS, Rock Island, and
he trate generally.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
The 0rentest Mcdical Discovery
known to Man.
IL l N ID > EY'S
Improved Blood Sesrcher !

For the Cure Of all Diseases arising from An In.
pure state ftho b. God. such ~
ScROFULA, Dyspepsia. Coetiyenees
Caneeroue Formations. Jasndics, ealt Rheam
Cutaneous Disessce. Mercurai Diseased
Eryeipeiss, Bois, General Debility.
Pimples on the Face, Liver CCmplaiuf
SOTO Eyes, scaid Hssd. Loee Of Appetite,
letter Affections, LOW SPikITS
Old and Stubbora Clecfs, Foul Stomach
Rheumatic DieosieFs. Female Complaints.
Together with all other disorders non an imprvpef
condition of the C.Seuatoey eystem. A 4 eentnl
Tonic ito ciiecis moet beni9nsus and Atafl
to esnent where used perssveringly. and according
TO directions Ills purely vegetable peepar ssion-
not single grain OF mineral poison enters Into its
compostion, % that while Il isvasiaby aoosis ~
lief. and eaec's the most wonderful eurss,
dose could iDinSe the most tender infant
Asso> sellers Cough Syrup, Sellers Liver pile
and Scrmifuge, Jobnsen's Rheumatic Conpound
and B1rhayc'e Holland Bitsers
\. =. SELLERS b CO.. Sole Proprietoss,
Pittsburgh, Pa.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
Pure Blood, Muddy Water.

Pure Blood Muddv water.
Pure blosd nay bs compared TO to pure water, ana
impure blood to muddy water. II you pass muddy
water thfssgh muslin you so'l't cover with thick
mud Blood passes through all parts Of the body;
II coed and pure Aounshss and ciesnsss the parts
|, goss shroash Ifimpuss Il leaves more or lees Of
dirt hehind It. BsAHvsxsn's PmLs are the medicine
wanted. because they are nads on purpose to take
dirty hsmors ont Of the body. and they never fan.
pills cure serafula even Of forty ysars stand
Ing they have cared eases Of Rhsunatism when
the patient had not walled tor four ysars Of para
ysis whore the lees had lost their power OF move
inent for seventeen ysess. The evidence In these
eases caunst be disputed. Il there . town IN the
world vhArs sueA evidence sxiats not. II Brand
Yeth's Pills have besn much used there We know
that such evidences car - found.
Bot b sure and ses upon each box ny name In the
Govern msnt stamv, il white lstters.
D DaASDskrn Brandreth House. New York. Sold
By al OrugRt0eo.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
Bulls Sarsaparillaa

n <AOOd Reason for tho Captains
Faith.
READ THE CAPTAINS LETTER AND THE
LETTER FROM HIS MOTHER.
Benton Barracks, NO., April 80, 1855,
On, JoHx BULL-Dear Sir: knowing the ef
6ciency OF your Sarsaparilla, and the healing
and beneficial qualities It possesses, / send you
the following statement Of my case:
was wounded about two years ago-was %
ken prisoner and conied for sixteen month";
Being moved so often that my wounds have not
healed yet. have not sat up . moment since ]
was wounded, am shot through the hips
Ny general health 10 impaired, and need some
thing to assist nature, l have more faith in
your Sarssparilla than in any thing else,
wish that that 10 genuine. Please express NE
half dozen bottles and obliee
Carr. y. r. JOHNSON. 81. Louis. Nc.
r. S.-Ths following wss written April Soj
1865, By Mrs. Jennie johnson, mother Of Capt.
Johnson:
Dn. BuLl-Dear Sir: ny husband, Dr.. q. 4.
johnson, was skillful surgeon and physician in
Central New York. where he died. leaving the
above q. 7. johnson 10 my care. A. thirteen
years Of age he had . chronic diarrhes ard
serofula. for which gave him your Ssrsaparil-
|. lr crRsD HIN. have for ten wears recon
mendsd IL TO many in Central New York. Ohie
and Iowa for scrofula, fever sores and general
debility. Perfect success has attended Il The
cures effected in some coses Of scrofula and fever
sores we're almost miraculous. am very anx-
ious for my son to again have recourse 70 your
Sarsaparilla, He is fearful Of getting aspurious
article, hence his writing 70 you for II, His
wounds are terrible, but believe he will rseov.
sr. Respectfully,
JsxHn JonxsoH
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
X " % W L Els
VEGETABLE
HAIR r. II s T. Q r. E r.

n ~ ~ ~ IL u .
VEGETABLE
HAIR r. II s r o r. E r
Is UNIVERSALLY ACKSOwLRD0KD
b the Thousands who have used II. T. b. superior
to all other Har eew before the public.
THIS IS NOT DE
= II contains 10 Coorfss MISTER vtotevss; and IL
not composed Of Poisonous Druge, being vsgeta-
Bile Compound and net injurious IN its application.
n has n n aonaI where the Hair has become Grey
with Ace sckpes. or Disease OF the Scalp. few ap-
n,lcstions ofthe Restofer will 10 a very short time
restore the Hair to rs original color condition and
'0' As CoNpLETE HAIR DRESSING
I, cspno, he surpassed. 1t removes al Daudrud.
Hest and Humsrs from the Scalp, prevents the Hair
Yren, falling on on bald heads IN nearly all
k.eps the head COOL the hair moist, and gives
n n aue. glossy. and natural appearance.
FOR THE LADIES' TOILET,
Thi. compound is unsurpassed. Try il and tell your
friend whst Won think of II. TIE Proprietor has
tee,m onials In great abundance 10 prove all he claim
for the Restore Prepared by
''' '''' VIZ H. KNOWLES, Nassua.N II.
Sold by Druggists generally. le24dom
Rscrsonnl Appearance
Can b. r...tly improved by keeping the hair well
prese rvsd for II there nosning eaaai TO Woode
Improved. Sold By Druggists and Barbers.
DR.. yelpsu's PiIls cure female weaknhsscs and all
Other female complaints. Sold NJ all Drug Stores.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
EXTRA SPECIAL NOTICE..

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Smiths Tonic Syrup has
BEEN scrfei,ed aud tn. counterf-iter brought
grief.
Smiths Tonic Syrup.
The genuine article must have DR. John Bulrs pr-
va.c stamp on each bottle. DR. John Ball only has
.hc right to manufacture and sell the orig nal job
Smiths Tonic syrup Of Louisville. Ky. Examine
we'll toe label on each bottle. II my private stamp
IL not On ths bottle. do not purchase or you will be
show card. will prosecute any Infringing on
my right The genuine Smiths Tonic Syrup can
only be prepared by myself.
The publics servant,
Louisville. Ky. DR. JOHN BULL.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

i NATIONAL Trust CM
ofthe Ct , Of Nev YORK. No. SIS Bross
Sapisai. 81 49, lion DOLL a lRN,
Darius X. MAngsrl. President James Nsrrn, Sac
rs..ry .scsises deposits and allows FOUR PER
CENT. INTEREST on all daily Bal,nces srr,s.. ID
Check At sight SPECIAL DEPOsIrs az 49,
Months. or more. nay he made al Ave per cert
TIE Capital OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS + divided
among ovcr,soc Share Aolders, Comprising r,,ny yen
temen oflarge wealth and financial erperiencs Who
are also personally liable to deposrors for All All.
gstions OF The COMPANY to double the amount OF
CO, receives deposits in large or email amounts.
and permits them 10 Dc drawn q whole or in part
by Check AT SIGHT and WITHOUT NOTICE.
allowing Interest on all daily balances parties
shroug bout the country can keep accounts In this
Institution with special advantages Of security con.
veni &c And pr at. ie23 d. v6m
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
10 Aye, or. not to DyOP
THAT II THE QUERY.
Ryour hairs gray or rs1. then heasye, hear sci
Tee CHRISTApORO'S DYE. ana mona v,ll N., ,

CmmsApoaoe HAIR paRsrsvAs,vs
Axp BIAruTizR.-1t IL actually e6ecting woodeyx
People with their hair almost ruined By TIE - Of
f'snt crop. and this has BEEN accomplished by .
shor use Of the above wonderful compound.
S'ia BY Dfugs lets and applied by an Iiuif Drss-
rse Mandatory No IS Maiden lane. Prineipa
Dep No. 9 Astor House
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

NuRIh AMERICAN STEAMSHIP CO
THROUGH LINE TO CALIFORNIA
Via PANAMA RAnRAOAm Z
NEW ARRANCEMRMT.
SAILING FROM NEW YORK ON rnR
sth ( 10th Of Every Month.
Or the day hessrs when theae Aatee Ssll ., a.,..-
e. idsssgs Lover thoo ~ svy seAsv La.
For infornation address y. n. CAnRrloTo1.
vASnst ri9 - Nos1A me-, NJ.
0Aes-U 11ehaass Place, NJ. jsiaSS
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

WONDER II this isn't denocratie lie -
Inc loyal ofncials Of the currency bureau q
"ssn'og'on have stolen seventies ,hess-
and dollars from packages bsls sise y The
~ banks.-se ssys the zslserepA-
.ae oeaks deaf lee it. q oousse. The
'sA Fsysss have b nAks e %.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
- I a r II II q. a

Dysentsry, Summer Compliant, Cholera Mo
bus. flux, Childrea's Teelhing, andthe Great
Preventive Of Asis,ic Cholera.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

aiAnies.
Hon. Geo II. Pendletan, 10 his speech at
the ratification meeting ct Cincinnati.
said:
II have had occasion u speak OF the
proceedings Of the New York Convention
| approve them all. Cheers approve
the platform; approve tho nominations
The platform announces tho principles for
which We have 30 1ealouslv struggled
have enumerated thsm before:
Fidelity to .hs constitution!
Fidelity is tho Union
Fidelity to the rights Of States!
Fidelity to the liberties Of the citizsus
Fidelity to the principles of FREQ govern
ment
Fidelity 10 that policy in matters Of
finance and taxation which by paying the
fvsiwenty bonds in legal tender notes.
will HIT from the shoulders Of labor the
bu-thens which Cypress it; and by equality
OF taxation will make il reap the lust re-
wards OF patient and cheerful industry.
Applause
Govsrnoy Seymour and General Blair
have each explicitly declared that they
cordially approved those principles. ZAP
| plause.
Our candidates realize all We expec, ia
pure, patriotic, ablc cultivated christian
Statesmen. have known Governor sey.
nour well. knew him throughout the
war. have closely watched for many
years his course, aud his opinions: and |
tell You in all sincerity this night, that he
Is the first statesman in America, cheers, I
and that we can commit to him more safe
y man 10 any other man the destiny Of our
government IN these troubled times. Self
possessed, cool, calm, sagacious. medssnts,
! to'erant-hs will unite dslibsratioa in
council with vigor In action Aud seeking
nothing but the enforcement Of the con
sutution he will bring ~ back TO union
and peace aud happiness under the shad
e~ o. its wings. tAppiauss.]
BOYD Co.. Solicitor Of Patents, sos
Pine street. st. Louis. officially report to
Toe uExocRAr tho following Patents
granted Iowa and Missouri inysn ,oYs
pr the week ending August 18th, 1868:
IOWA.
J. l.. Dickman, Dubuque, Governor for
steam Engines.
+. Kramer, ST. Louis, Sash Fastener :
o; McCoilister, California, Novel Plow |;
". rsonsnn, 81. Louis, Car Step; W. E.
Nichols, Baldwin, Gate.
: WONDER II this isn't denocratie lie =
Inc loyal ofhcials Of the currency bureau q
washington have stolen ssvsntsea ,hess
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
MOLLOWAY'S
VERMIFUGE
CANEEETuON

th dIstrs.s sickly children In taking the
nausea us vcrmfuge. OF that dsy resolved " snnal
We them and from u. MOI, sSs;, 2, sns,. rsme
propertiee. pure tAs,eless and inodofous. Thea BY
eenbinin0 these With sugar, And moalding then in
10 an agree able confecon formed the present Pspu
Hollsway's vernifage Csfcctlens,
Which have almost entirely superceded the old
sufFerers It contains NO Calomel or ether poison.
ous ingredients.
50 highly esteemed |. TIL: Popular vernifugs. y
know OF them prescrDe them in preference to other
remedies. - rot only more pleasant to take. but
Dors elective to cure
ahcald heep them u ianiy 0sdicine, Tor they not
oplV eradicate wcrns-these pssts Of childAs0d--
bat correct any derangsmeat Of the digestive Or
sans I. 90 prevalent with children.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
K C;OwDEN,


oo0 Arch Ntreet. Ph1lad0lp h1a.
Fuller. Lord 4 smith. Burshsns 1 Van Setback. J.
H. Reed 4 Co, Smith. Cutcr Co., Dsitsseh.
Block D Co.. and thrOughou, the country BY al
Druggists. fesAdly
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

DR. JOHN BULLS
GREAT REMEDIES
BULLS
CEDRON BITTERS
Authentic Documents.
.4rkMMs0s Heard From
TESTIMONY OF MEDICAL MEN.
Stony Peiss. white Co., Ark, Nay -, 'ss.
D.. Joss sulL-Dear Si.: List Februarly
wss in Louisville purchasing Drugs. and get
some Of your sarsspsrilla and Csdrs. Bitters
Ny son-in Law. who vas with ne in the store,
has been down with rhsumssisa for some time.
commenced on the Isitsers, and sooa 10 ind his
general health improving.
DIR. Gist, who has been in bad health, tried
hem. and he also improved
DR.. Coffee. whs hes bees il bad health fer
several ysars-stomaeh and liver ansetsa-hs
improved mash BY the use Of your Bittsrs. In.
seed the Cedrea Bitters have given you greet
popularity in this settlement. think 1 csuld
sell great qusntitv Of your medicine this fall
special your Cedron Biusrs and sarsparilla
Ship me vie Memphis, care OF Rieksts
/ Nicely.
Respectfully.
O. ,. WAlxsa.
BULLS WORM DESTROYER.
To ny Uaited states and World.
Wide 0eaders.
lhavs received many testimonials from pro
fsssional and medical mes, ~ my almaaacs snd
vssieus publications have shown. all Of which
are genuine. The following. letter from highly
educated and popular physician il Georgia, 10
csrtsiny sse Of the most sensible eommunica-
items have ever received. Dr.. Clement knows
sxsetly what as speaks Of. and his testimony
deserves TO b written in letters II gold. Hear
what the Doctor says Of BULLS WORN DE-
STROYER:
vnLAxsv, WARM CovrsY, o.,
Jsns ssth, lsss.
Dn. JoAH BulL-Dear Sir: have recently
gwen your "werm Destroyer" several trials
and And II wonderfully slAeaeisus. II he's not
failed in . single instance to have the wished for
effect. am doinss pretty large country pras
tice. and have daily use FOR some article Of The
kind. IN free - confess that know Of no
remedy recommended BY the ablsst authors that
10 % certain and speedy in ito effects. On the
ontrary they are uncertain in tho extreme. Ny
object in writing you is TO find cut upon what
terms can got the medicine directly from you.
great deal Of il. am aware that the use Of
such articles is contrary to the teachings and
practice OF great majority Of the regular line Of
A.D.'s, but see no just cause or good sense in
discarding remedy which We know TO be EN-
cient. simply because W may be ignorant Of it's
combustion. For ny part, I shall make II .
rule to use al and any means to alleviate suffer.
ing humanity which may bs able to Command
not hesitating because soras ono more ingenious
than myself may have learned its effects first, and
secured the sole right to secure that knowledge.
However, l am by no means an advocate or sup
porter OF the thou,ands Of worthless nostrums
that food tbs country. that purpert TO cure 81
manner Of disease to which human flesh 10 heir.
Please reply soon. and inform mo OF your best
terms. lam. sir. most respectfully,
JULIUS p. CLEMENT. N. b.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

Tue Philadelphia ledger says the
amount Of commissions paid ~ stated be-
low hss never been stated in any of the
publ, Journals. They are - follows
Commissions paid to outside bro
ksrs tor the conversion of gold
into grseubscks, FROM March :,
,s6;. TO March Is. lsss. -. e3sl, sl0 90
Commissions pAi1 for the CONVEX.
sion u vsriohs securities into
$50 notes Of act july le, ISL. So laa 10
DO. s - bonds Of act of Feb. Is62 Los. .,g 81
po. 1910 honda Of set OF March,
pe. $40 b.ud. Of Act Of June,
..-............. i5.ls. so
no. Of $50 bonds Of act OF March.
lseS Observation-Disclosures. l,i.25o 2.
10 $50 bonds Of act CT June, lsea
Aaa March, ls65.... ......... 4 9p., ss5 II
tasd Tor eenserting. ...........s, 6ss,4 Az IS
Inc above mentioned sevenssm;llions aud
old ;housane.of dollars paddy ths tressu-
~ to favo,ite bro Scrslfor converting variou.
classes o. sec1r,tie. into each other. en-
sraess shs amount paid previous TO tie Isl,
II Nay last, as shown by official statement.
All FOR commissions alone and that's the
was the radicals are paying of the national
debt. The idea is = good one for tax.pay
ora % 'ake out into the harvest field with
ihem.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

HAnarvAl cssuvRSsss causes HsadacAs, Dissinsss
worms, Liver Complaint. Dyspepsis. ! Soar StenacA.
Bad Breath, 4c. The surest preventive 10 Dr.. Has-
rson's Peristaltie Lcxenges. Being both tonic and
laxative. they restore nature. thereby euriuG eoe
tive habit In the opinion Of every AraeSfse they
are the most pleasant and encetual remedy for the
lee. and tho only one thas reaches the cause, =
ynnteA. --~eS
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
6OLLOWAY'S.
ARNiCA
PLASTERR.

The Original and only true Arnica Plsstsrs pos.
sessins the great healing properties
Of the Arnise Flowers.
The curative eeee Of thsss Piastsn n Ill easse Of
pain OF weakness the breast, side or Jack. and in
ees truly astonishing; they give imnasdioaa relief
Physicians prescribe them. and thousands rscon-
neu6 them Ossnvs-HoLLowAyssare the Original
and only true ArnieA Piastsfs.
MElSkELL'S
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
CHEGARAY INSTITUTE.
ENGLISH AND FRENCH. FOR YOUNG LADIES
Doardlag and Day Pupals,
1891 and 1929 Spruce Street,

vpILL reopen on Monday. Sep. sYd French 10 the
W language OF the family and b constantly epo-
ken nthe Institute. MADAME D'HKRvlLLY,
jcl I'd eodsm rrincipai
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26
OINTMENT.

This Ointm .nt ansrs an experience OF ~ euty years.
has proved itself sovsreign remedy for all Diseases
Of the skin having elected radical cure in every
case on which II used curing many obstinate
previously resisted oil remedies prescribed BY the
best medical talent n the country Its effect 10 A.
toniahins. In few days the and irritation
IL removed the SKIN becomes smooth and healthy,
and remains permanently healed, without the use u
any other remedy.
Thus, TsrrvR, SAlr RaEuH, Tres. SoLDiEss lrca,
ERyaPsLAs, Bioronss. PiAPLEs, and every form Of
disease Of the ekn puncually cured no matter Of
how long .tanding. 1t has cured Bad casss Of L.
YLAHEp ExEups. ard Discharges from the Ear, when
nothing else would heal them. PuEa, that have re-
sisted all other treatment for many years. have been
eHcctualy cured by The use Of only box OF THE
Ointment. Brass. ScALDs, aud OLD SoaR, 1t heals
In a very short time PRicH 90 CKKTs rEa Boz. II
so'u Psindeps, 70 DO. i l:
sent free of pos.ags 10 any address.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-08-26

:; Kramer. ST. Louis, Sash Fastener !;
q: McCoi'ister, California, Novel Plow !;
" ". rsonsnn, 81. Louis, Car Step; W. E.
The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1868-01-30

1t is expected that the Senate
will soon take up the bill reported
from the Committee on Territories,
during the present Congress, pro-
viding for the admission of tho
State of Colorado. Since the Pres.
ident vetoed the bill, for similar
purpose about year ago, tho pop
ulation has largely increased. The
vote in August last was 2,345 more
than the previous year, and the
people are generally more than
heretofore in favor Of admission.
The friends of the measure for
these and other reasons are san.
guino OF success.
The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1868-01-30

GIPsEY ThIcK.-To many news
paper readers in this part of Ohio,
the fact is familiar that O man in
Sandusky offered reward ofS1 900
for lost child, about 3 years OF age,
which was unaccountably missing.
Recently band of gipsies squat
ted ID Columbiana county, between
New Lisbon and Salem. A gentle
man from Salem, perhaps through
curiosity, visited those gipsies. and
happened to notice a little child
among them about that age, bare
foot when snow covered the ground,
having just such mark on one of
its feet as the advertised descrip-
lion. He promptly tClegraphed to
Saudusky-the father of the child
came on Immediately, and proceed
ed 10 this camp of roamers, accom-
panied by an Efficient force Of arm
ed men and there found his lost
treasure. which he very sumIarily
carried of. These kidnappcrs de-
serve the sevcrest punishment
-Aassiiton Independent.
The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1868-01-30

Heard u little joke on a gentle
man from "Faderlund," the other
day, which will bear repeating
During the recent high water the
the aforesaid Dutchman was stand.
ing on the bank of the river in
Shutdown, when the captain" of u
hat.boat which was passing threw
him line to mako fast. Dutchy
gathered the line, and, bracing
himself behind wood-pile, tied the
rope securely around his bodyl-
The "neSt thing he knew ho didn't
know any thing. He went over
That wood-pilc and into the river
before he could say "zwei glass
lager"-and it don't take O Teuton
very long to say thatl-"don't it2"
He went under the third time, and
was with dificulty rescued. He
don't propose to make a hitehing-
post Of himself for any more fat
boats-not any.-Po'tSmouh TTib-
une,
The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1868-01-30
THE TIFF.

His brow was bent, he hissed, "By Cad"
You bet he was tremendous mad
Her face was flushed, her heart on ire.
Twas conhagration to come Eigh her.
He LIT cigar al for to smoke,
And it made hercry, and it made her choke.
A bottle ofcamphire.she seized,
And shuffcd it up her nose and sneeLed.
''BrJte" was the sureease OF her shifts,
"Flirt p interlardsd all his puhs.
She stared at him, he glared at her,
She wouldn't bulge, he wouldn't stir.
Theypufed and puffed tor hours aud hours,
Till lost were puffand snufing powers.
He dropped his eyes because he could,
She threw up hers because size would.
Between the two twas nip and tuck.
And who would win would be mere luck.
She hove sigh-he hove one too;
They both felt better when they got thro'.
"Cruelr' she sobbed with fainting snuff;
"Heartless!" he gasped with feeble putt.
he stroked his knees, she tapped her toes.
Then directly right up to their feet they rose
lie sidled that way, she sidled this,
When they got sldled they snapped a KISS.
''Swce cet Nancel" said he; she said, "Dear Jim!
And he hugged her, and she hugged him.
"Howslly ofyoulp they cried at a breath;
And they Rugged each other nearly to death