The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1868-11-30
NEWS PARAGRAPHS.

Helmbold isn't insane, and Wasnt L
Young Paris shortens velocipedes into
velox.
Train calls the Bible the " National
Police Gazette of Jerusalem.
Fitzpatrick don't care to fight Forrest,
for fear Forrest will kill patrick.
Colfax and his bride are to suffer a
dinner at the hands of some New York
flunkies.
Brigham Youngis looking about for
likely young man to marry his first
installment of thirty-six daughters.
Coal of good quality has been found
atBeaver River City (Gilmer), beyond
the "end of the track" of the Union
Pacific Railroad.
The young Louisville courtesan who
has just inherited 100000, lies on her
death-bed, with consumption.
Miss Anthony says Timothy Titcomb
is conceited biped," and she would
rather marry a COW than such man.
Tworich Binghampton farmers, worth
about quarter of million, have gone
to law about county fair premium of
s25.
Edward Spicer, one of the oldest set
tiers of Dale county, Iowa, hanged him
self on account of financial troubles, a
few days ago.
The st. Louis Democrat thinks that
that city will do more in the pork-pack-
ing line this season than either Cincin-
natl or Chicago.
Margaretta Beam, aged tweDty-four,
dropped dead, in fair, at Newark, New
Jersey. She had beoa one of the liveli
est saleswomen during the evening.
The Americans in Berlin observed
Thanksgiving. They had services, in
the morning, at the American Chapel,
and in the afternoon Mr.. Bancroft gave
dinner.
The Radicals in Congress are expect
ed to pass a suffrage act of two sections,
atits next meeting, as follows: Section
|, None but loyal men can vote. Section
2, Loyalty consists in voting the Radi-
cal ticket.
During the San Francisco earthquake,
D carpebter was at work on church
spire one hundred and fifty feet from
the ground. He had o splendid posi-
tion to "see things" but hastily scram-
bled down.
"Briek" Pomeroy gives up his La
Crosse (Wisconsin) Democrat, or rather
removes it to New York and combines
it with his daily paper there as a week
~ edition, and is to be called "POme-
roys Democrat"
A man in Chicago was prevented from
committing suicide by a friend, who
seized him by the seat of his trowsers.
He Immediately punched his pre-
server in the head for damaging his ap
oarel
Mo. Sv-.IUn, "hO a. rev months ago
was divorced from Mr.. Groendyke, in
Chicago, and Immediately married the
nero of the scandal, Warren, is now pc
.itioning for divorce from Warren.
1t is her fourth speculation.
The Home Journal tells OF n set Of furs
or sale in Union square, New York,
or which one thousand dollars IN gold
ire asked. The set consists only of
nuff and small collar, and is made of
lhe choicest sable skins ever imported.
Springf field, Ohio, claims to have the
largest machine shop west of the Ale
yhenies. The main building of this
establishment is three hundred and
sixty by fifty two feet, and three stories
nigh; and there is a wing two hundred
aud fifty by fifty-two feet.
A Radical orator says the negro as
only apparently brutal, when his warm.
est emotions are brought into play in
his love for the white woman" Pre-
cisely so. ''Bait the trap with white
said the patriotic Henry Ward
Beecher, "and you will catch the black
man." "Warmest emotions" That is
a new name for it.
Frank Queen, of the New York Clip
per, holds the champion gold base ball
of the United States, but refuses to sur
render it to the Mutuals, the champion
club, because their average play for the
season has not been up to that of the
of Brooklyn, and wants both
clubs to play a series of match games
next spring, to determine the possession
of the ball. Both clubs refuse to do
this, and demand reference of the
matter to q convention of the hrstclass
clubs of New York and Philadelphia.
At one time woman could hardly
walk through the streets of San Fran
cisco without having every one pause
to gaze on her, and a child was so rare,
that once in theatre in the same city,
where a woman had taken her infant,
when it began to cry, just as the orches-
ira commenced to play, man In the
pit cried out, "Stop those fiddles and
let the baby cry. / Ihavn't heard such
q sound for ten years" The audience
applauded this sentiment, the orches-
ira stopped. and the baby continued its
amid unbounded enthusi-
asm.