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West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

VoRAeIoUs DUoKs.-A Frenchman
once sent to a newspaper statement of
an experiment which be had lately made.
proving the wonderful voracity of ducks.
He had flock, he said, Of twenty of these
fowls. One day he killed one of them,
and, cutting it into very small pieces, fed
it, feathers and all, to the other nineteen,
who ate it all up in very few moments.
He then killed another, and, cutting it
into small pieces, fed it to the other
eighteen, and it was quickly devoured.
He then killed another, and fed it to the
remaining seventeen ducks, and still
another, which he fed to the sixteen; and
SO continued until finally there was but
one duck left, which duck had, of course,
eaten all the other nineteen. He adds,
that if his story is not believed, he would
show them the last duck!
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

EXPRESSIVE THOUGHTS. How music
ally and beautifully some people express
their thoughts Are not the following
definitions in quaint, curious, and
pleasant style /?
Religion-A key which opens wide
the gates of Heaven.
Death-A knife by which the ties of
earth are riven.
Earth-A desert through which pill
grims wend their way.
Grave-A home of rest which ends
life's weary way.
Resurrection-A sudden waking from
a quiet dream. #
Heaven-A land of JOY, of light, and
love supreme.
Faith An anchor dropped beyond the
vale of death.
Hope-A lone star beaming over {
barren heath.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
wAYsIDE THOUGHTS.

"On Sunday last we took small walk into
the country, to commune with our thoughts.
and in viewing the beauties of Nature, to feel
more our dependence on and allegiance to
Natures God. The sun, having passed
meredian, poured his genial rays aslant the
face of Nature, and bathed his gentle beams
in the limpid stream that played like laugh
ing child along our path. The fields were
donning their green verdure dress, and every
thing seemed to betoken that the husbandmen
will reap an abundant return for his labors;
for we never saw the grain fields look more
promising, considering the unpropioious wealth
er of the past month. The trees were putting
forth their buds and leaves-the flowers were
just coming out of the ground, and all things
promised that soon Spring would be in full
bloom, and the air laden with sweet perfumes.
As we saw the opening germs of coming beauty
the flowers and shrubbery bursting forth
from their beds, where they have been en-
tombed during the long, dreary winter-we
thought of the little FLOWERS of our domestic
garden, which we had laid away in the cold
earth, amid the ice and SHOWS Of winter; and
altough the genial sun of spring-time warmed
other buds to life and beauty, yet our home
flowers would no more return to gladen and
beautify our hearth-stonel Yes, the wild
roses of the forest, and the flowers of the field,
cut down oy the rude hand Of autumn, and
trampled beneath the busy feet of men, will
return to life and yigor when the spring-ti
comes again, but the blossoms of our heart
will come not back, even though affections
tear may bedew the grassy mound beneath
which they repose, and the sun shine never so
warm, and kind and loving friends watch for
their coming until their eyes grow dim with
age. No! the narrow confines of the grave
are too cold to renew inanimate humanity, but
when the great Spring time of Eternity shall
dawn upon the pale nations of the dead
when the SUMS eye shall have a sickly glare,
and the moon and stars grow wan with years
when the earth shall cease its revolutions,
and the fountains of old ocean are dried up
when the last rose bud has opened to the gaze
Of man-then will the gentle beams of Right
eousness warm to life our little FLOWERS, and
bring them to decorate our home beyond the
skies. - Casket.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

HIT IN THE TEETH.-The people of
Piercet5wn, Ind, were regularly sold the
other day. A travelling dentist went
around md proposed to insert fine sets of
false teeth at very low price, and wait
six months for the pay. He only de-
manded that the parties should pay him
down for pulling the old stumps. All
the old women with poor teeth, and all
the young ones with yellow ones came to
the doctor, had the unsightly grinders,
etc., removed, and paid for the job. The
next day the doctor was missing, and
has not been heard from since. There is
weeping and wailing in Piercetou, but,
owing to- the peculiar circumstances of
the case, the gnashing of teeth is una
yoidably postponed.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

The RIGHT KIND OF RELIeIoN.-"I want,
says Uncle Wick, "and we all want, religion
that not only bears on the sinfulness Of SIN
but on the rascality of lying and stealing--a
religion that banishes all small measures from
the counters, small baskets from the stalls,
pebbles from cotton bags, sand from sugar,
chickory from cotfe, alum rom bread, lard
from butter: strychnine from wine. and water
from milk cans. The religion that is to ad-
vance the world" says Uncle Wick. twill not
put all big strawberries and peaches on the
top and all bad ones on the bottom. 1t will
not offer more baskets of foreign wines than
the vineyards ever produced.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
T E z 7.

The Grass Valley National is response
BILE for the following:
"Maybe," said husband to his loving
spouse, "you wouldn't be SO handy dis.
playing those big feet of yours if you
knew what occurred when / took your
shoe to be mended."
"What is it?-let me know instantly"
"Well, the shoemaker took it in his
hand, gazed upon it in silence, and then
burst into tears, and wept as if his heart
would break"
"Well, what was the numskull crying
for quick let me know"
"Well, poor fellow, he said he dotted
on his grandmother fairly dotted on her.
She nursed hip, you know, because his
mother was feeble and so-well he come
to this country fifteen years ago, and first
he set up in the vegetable line, and got
along pretty well, and was about to send
for the old lady, when hard times came
and he broke. He went into fruit then,
and after that into milk-into all sorts
OF things you know; but he got disap-
pointed every time till his business
fetched him out at last, and he sent for
the old woman. She landed four days
ago, but died the very same night. 1t
was hard, very hard, after all his waiting
and toiling for fifteen years, to get her
over at last, and have her die on his
hands. He-he-well he was disgusted.
However he laid her out, and he and his
friends sat up with her, and by-and-by
the memory of her virtues softened his
bitterness and turned it to tender grief,
settled melancholy, that hung about
his spirits like a pail for many days =
However by striving to keep his thoughts
employed on other subjects he was finally
beginning to regain little of old-time
cheerfulness, when your shoe reminded
him SO painfully Of his grandmother's
coffin"
A slap in the face accompanied by
"Take that, you degraded old ruf6an !'
put sharp end to the story.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
CONSUMPTION.

Thousands of cases, when the pa.
ttent supposed he was afflicted with
by the use of these remedies. Extreme
s...ssUf"tio.A,1 d ehi1st,-, and cough are
the usual attendants upon sryore
cases of dyspepsia or disease of the
digestive organs. Even i'm cases OF
genuine Consumption, these remedies
strengthening and invigorating
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
45ooflanb's 8 8ermau Comic

combination of all the ingredients of the Bitters
the diseases the BiHers, IN 0lere some
pure alcoholic stimulus is required Pou oiu bear
mind that these remedies are entirely different from
aysd S s these Being Scientific rsparaos s us MEDICINAL iisas
ertracts aohile the Others decoctions of
in some form. THE TONIC is decidedly Of the most
pleasant and agreeable remedies offered to the
public. Its taste is exquisite. is pleasure to take
II, aotiIs its egiuing, eraiarating, and medicinal
qualities haze caused 1t to be kown the greatest of
I'll ya.,sce
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
These Remedies are the best
Blood Purifiers

knoaon and aoiu all diseases resulting from
bad blood.
Keep your. blood pure; keep your Lirer in order;
Keep yoaa' digestiUe organs sou,s hedltiy condi-
tio1 By the Of these remedies and disease lcil
sper dssQiL you ~ s4i Fd fa.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

A QUESTION: FOR LAwYERs.-Sup-
pose man owns skiff; he fastens the
skiff to the shore with a rope made of
straw; along comes COW; COW gets into
the boat; turns around and eats the rope;
the skif thus let loose, with the cow on
board, starts down the stream, and on its
passage is upset; the cow is drowned
Now, has the man that owns the cow got
to pay for the boat, or the man that owns
the boat got to pay for the cow.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
Gooflarro's 8 German Bitters

is entirely vegetable, and contains mo-
liquor. 1t is a cOmpo und of Fluid Ex-
tracts. The Roots, Herbs, and Barks
from which these extracts are made
are gathered in Germany. All the
medicinal virtues are extracted from
them by scientific chemist. These
extracts are then forwarded to this
country to be used expressly for the
manufactur of these Bitters. There
is no alcoholic substance of any kind
used in cOmpOunding the Bitters,
hence 1T is the only Bitters that can
be used i'm cases where alcoholic stim-
II IA Mt n ne mt
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

n A famous judge came late to court
one day in a busy session, whereat his
clerk, in great surprise, inquired of him
the reason. "a child was born, his honor
said, "and Pm the happy sire" "An
infant judge :" "Oh no" said he, 'sas
yet he's but a crier."
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

B6Sr An orchard in Massachusetts, which
has been used as a hog pasture for twenty
years, has never failed to produce fine crop
of fruit. A worm eaten apple is rarity in
that orchard.
Nor any other kind, We should opine, after
the hogs get through.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

h@- A drunken man fell asleep on the
roadside, where pig found him and
began to lick him on the mouth.
"Who's kissing me, now ?" exclaimed
the drunkard. "What capital thing it
is 10 be in favor with the women"
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
TEE CoMPr,HYrcN

Ladies' who wish fair skin and
good complexion, free from yellovy-
fsb tinge and all other dis1ig urem ent,
should use these remedies OccasiOn-
ally. The Liver ina perfect order, and
the blood pure, will result in spark
ling eyes afid blooming cheeks.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

s6~ Polite smoker at side of railway
car stAllow me to assist you to alight I"
Severe old lady !: "Thank you, do not
smoke,"
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
REAp THE RRooMMENDATIoNs.

Thousands of letters have been re-
ceived, testifying to the virtue Of these
remedies.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
cAu WxoW.

Hoetlands German Remedies are counterfeited.
The genuine haze the signature of G. M .Jaclcson
on the front of the outside crapper of each bottle and
the name Of tie article btoaVn each bottle Al others
are counterfeit.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

HHOM HVN. UEU ". WUUDW AftU,
Chief Justice Of the Supreme Court Of Pennsylvania
PHILADELpHIA, MARcH. 10th, 1857
find "HooanFs German Bittersn is Not an iaatoz.
icdting beuerGge, but good tonic, useful in disor-
ders Of the digestive organs and Of great benefit in
Of debility and aoant of nervous actio, in the
system. Yours ti7lEy,5
GEO. NJ VOODTgA RID
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
Weak and Delicate Children

are made strong by using the Bitters
or Tonic. In fact, they are Family
Medicines. They can be adminis cred
with perfect safety to a child three
months old, the most delicate fem ale,
or a man of ninety.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
FROM HON. JAMES THOMPSON,

FROM HON. JAMES THOMPSON,
Judge Of the Supreme Court Of Pennsylvania.
s. PHILADELPHIA, APRIL 2Sth, 1866.
consider HoOfland's German Bit.
ters" U0IttdbIe medicine I'm case of at.
tacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia.
can certify this from my experience
of it. Yours, with respect,
y JAMES THOMPSON.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
THE YOUNG FOLKS

Will be interested in the display of pocket
knives, purses, toys, pictures, fishing tackle,
nuts, fruits and delicious candies, gum drops,
lozenges, fig paste, plain candies, cream bon
bons, nut candies, nut drops and fine confec-
tionery, sugar almonds, soIferino candy, COCO
candy.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

n Why do birds in their little nests
agree /? Because they'd fall out if they
didn't.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
DEBILITY.

There is no medicine equal to Hootamds German
Bitters Tonic in Of Debility They fmpart a
tone and vigor to the sol0ie system, strengthen the dp-
petite, cause enjoyment Of the food, enable The
stomach to digest 1t, purify the blood, give good
sound, healthy compIerion eradicate as yeloso tin
from The eye impart bloom to the Cheeks and chanN
the patient from slort-breathed emaciated, aoedk
and nervous inualid to faced, stout, and vigor
pqfe
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

And others are informed that he has secured
the services ofa competent pharInaceutist, and
is prepared to fill medical orders satisfactorily
and promptly. Prescriptions carefully and
correctly compounded.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29
MEDlCIN ES.

A new lot fdrugs chemicals, and medicines,
selected with care, of the best quality, and at
reduced prices.
hADG1Ba
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

Your attention is invited to the stock of stas
tionery, perfumery, extracts, cosmetics, fancy
goods, dye colors, sc.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-05-29

CHAPTER FoLTY.Srx.--An act to amend the act emit.
stitutng courts for the trial of small causes'n
l. Be it enacted by the Senate and General Assem-
bly, of the State OF New Jersey, That the first secon
An act constituting courts for the trial of small
causes,'" approved April fifth eighteen hundred
and sixtyve, shall continue in force for three years
dred and sixty-eight
And be 1t enacted That this act shall take effect
immediately.
Approved February rs, 1868.
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IT w lIsI SAVE Z Q U2
;, ZTAT.IE. q
! And, what is better than all,
Ut gyLGE SAVE YOUR LEE e

From being shortened BY wrong treatment The
Botanic Remedies of DIR. RAPHAEL, the English
Botanic Physician never failed yet to make perfect
cure of all private secret and venerea Diseases with
ut the use of mercury, without bindrance from busi
hess and without fear Of discovery or exposure. No
deadly poisons, such as arsenic nux vomica, opium
any other posons. No mercury or other deadh
Remedies are used by him His Remedies cure the
most obstinate and dangerous cases. and remove all
rlercury and other impurities from the system when
all others have failed His Remedies restore man
hood and vigor to the impotent, make the barren
fruitful, give confidence to the desponding and they
enable the single to get married with the
Of having contented wife aud healthy Children
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FROM BUFFALO-By New YorE
Time from Depot cor. Exchange and Michi
gan ST. eets

FROM BUFFALO-Dy New York
Time from Depot cor. Exchange and Michi-
gan ST. eets.
5,45 A NJ NEW YORK DAY nv
FhhoS, (oundays excepted. Stops at Hor-
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2.I7 +. NJ, (Dinel; Turner's So p NJ
(Sup.), and arrives in New York 10 30 p NJ
CONNECTS at Great Bend with Delaware
LackaWanna q Western Railroad, and at
Jersey City with Midnight Express Train Of
New Jersey Railroad for Philadelphia. Ralti-
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800 4. M. EXPRESS TRAIN. via
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Arrives in New York at ZOO A, NJ. Con-
meets at Elmira with Northern Central Rail
way tor Harrisburg, PHILADELPHIA, Baltimare
Washington and points South
2.2O P. N. LIGHTNING EXPRESS
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BIO Z. NJ. (Snp.) and arrives in New York
!:0o s. ID. Connects at Jersey City with
Morning Express Train Of New Jersey Rail.
road for Baltimore and Washington, and at
New York with Morning Express Train for
Boston and New England Cities
go P, M. NEW YORK NIGHT EX-
PRESS, DAILY Stops at Portage 8,55 P.
NJ (Sup-), interesting at Hornells7ilIe with
the 4, ?. II. Train from DunRirl, and ar
rives in New York at 1880 P. NJ.
1920 7. NJ. CINCINNATI EXPRESS.
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7:22 ?, NJ, (Bkft,G Turner's 1:10 A NJ,
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NJ Connects at Elmlra with Northern Cen
tral Railway for Harrisburg. Philadelphia,
Baltimore, Washington and points South, at
Great Bend with Delaware, Lackawanna 8
western Railroad for Scranton, Trenton and
Philadelphia, and at New York with After
noon Trains and Steamers for Boston and
New England Cities.
Only One Train East on Sunday, leaving
Buffalo at $40 P NJ, and reaching New York
at 1890 P. NJ. fao,f
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beauties commands attention
The best Ventilated and Most Luxurious
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wards so notorious
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The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1868-10-01
wisdom from Josh Billings.

Liberty IL a just mixture ov
freedOm, restraint and protection.
Advice il like castorilo, easy
enuff tew give. but dredful uneazy
tew take.
A good conscience is o foretaste
ov heaven.
Every man can boast ov one ad'
mirer.
No man IL rich who wants emmy
moro than what he haz got.
Don't give outward appearances
awl the credit; the spirit ov a
handsome boot il the little fut in it
| don't beleav in bad luck being
sot for a man, like n trap but |
hav known lots ov folks, who II
there was emmy frst.rate bad luck
lying round loose, would be sure to
git one fut in il emmy how.
The buty ov gratitude IL that a
beggr kan be az grateful az a
prince, aud the power of gratitude
il that IL thank you" makes the
.beggar equal to the prince.
Married life iz too often like
q game ov checkers-the CRATE
struggle iz tew git into the king
row.