The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-11-27

q, Gsa,cy q 50 65&, 1pdinngst4 said
~ Dave, tuss, Ctu huudrfd bushels pfap-
plCs OF 10 tltgs tris tebsbp. ITe sold tic
criHfir sig lcr mtstti. "hf ''H
Thu Iron iMouptom Rpdlr1ad is going
forward rapidly, aud IN four or five months
st. Louis ip prOliiscd connection with the
aadtl ornio aap ~ Coloinbne,' Ky
1U,c hare liyc6 10 yoars, Tic cat 10, thc
Goat s. the donkey 20, { q ahccp ~, The log
ttto ~, the OK 70, the COW %, the pigeon \,
the uLtlc.lufef I, thg partridge -, the
rayeuitooltb1ehgie10O tid goose $50.
-The uJpyorsity of London has recently
C%stabhlied anew degree, the highest in The
faculty or arta, with Tho tito ID. lit or
Doctor tf IitdfaturC II is opcn'to all tlnd-
yates IN arts q, The English universities.
.-N,ucU piueoesin Now Hampshire, called
thc' 'Robbihe prbccsr, - produces dry lumber
out Of gre%n1n nino hourg. IL sooms, there
fore, that though ono swallow does not make
% spiiur, ono l|obbiu can mako a complete
season.
A poor fticndloss negro named John Nc
GsrJ, ia bym Convicted ut horse stcdliug In
Virginia aud sentenced Ia. DO hung on Friday
the 1Stu ofDccCmbCr next TITO condemned
man claims to be a native OF South Carolina,
Gut wac moro recently %arcpdent Of Mary
land.
"A Utica clergyman chorishes the opinion
] tllNi tl1llNu UltAln mas llllH "a lfiltiffi WI
political subjects during tho last campaign TO
Walt o llcct around the world. The ink that
] has been used would miko n gold SIZED
lake, aud tho paper, II collected and sct on
fro, would make n bdnfro that would be
yibibio oym baif q continent.
THE principal Of 4 Missouri institution
for shcltornig homclCss children, and got
ting tn,m adopted ONT 20 advantage, Rays
thcrcis great difficulty IN getting plncns for
I cluldrouwho do not pussUsH blue CyoH. "A
\ mania tor bluc-oytd rhildr0n prevails among
the chilllgss In Mirsonri.
.-.Ben pcrlry Poor, looking at Grccnough's
undrapcd statue Of Washington, ono dag,
with % frozen rain drop on tho end ofltH 1usc,
] gittinp ont In the weather ut the freezing
point, said; Poor GoOrgo:L hch pointing
10 tho Patett ONCE, whore hisbrccchos arcl'
A Grmiu Portland Mo-, bought about a
wear lincc tvChty thousand lSres OF heavily
timbared land near the hodH waters OF the
/ AudrOscoggin. Thcy intend 10 cut and.
haul tho ensuing winter six million feet ~
lumber, 90 DO ilOatcd down tho AndrOscoggin
in tho apung 10 Lewiston aud other points
Tor manufacture.
"A r.anuacript ~ some thirty or forty pa
gos. r lating to tie history a Buxton, Nc has
just come 10 light. II givos n description Of
every housg in that town in 1897, telling who
owned and occupied each, and on what lot
each was situated. IL ~ supposed to have
bcgnwriitUu byCadwalln1or Gray, q native OF
Saco, aud u graduate OF Harvard College in
1874.
| "a wonderful discovery has bacu made by
the citilcns of Elizabeth, n. J, in the yicini.
ty Of tho Cross Roads. 1t ~ q cavern OF i'm.
penetrable duptlg W ich promises, when fully
explored, to take rank among the wonders Of
the country. 1t has been but partially OK
plOrcd. and found to contain many beautiful
chambers, which arc adorned with strangely
| shapel and handsome stalactitCs. B.
AT the Court Of Criminal Correction Of
st. Louis, lately, a learned lawyer dissatisfied
at his suc6cas With an Irish wimCas, COM
planned 10 the Court. The Hibernian raid:
I'm no lawyer, Yer honor, an he wants to
puzzle me-" Counscl-"Come, now, do you
swear yull are no lawyer p WItncss-'Faith
an Idd; an Won might swear the same about
yoursclf without danger Of perjury
The Cunard and Inman lines have conclud-
edHau arragCmSnt with tho British govern
mant, which insuIes irregular ui-weekly mail
between England aud America, for a torn
not yet definitely fixed, but probably for not
less than scvon years. Two of these mails
will como to and go from the port Of New
York, and ono will I've landed and one depart
from "tho hub Of the hemisphere.
The hlmy and Navy Journal tells n story OF
one Of sherman soldiers who, ut the close Of
the VIM, when he returned home, was mover
able 20 uccustOin himself to tho soft luxury
ct a featharbCd, and had 90 stretch himself,
II lac would sleep at all, on mother earth. One
night a pistol shot awoks the veteran, when
he instGDtly turncd over and began 10 in
trench himself, scratching up the ground
with his hands. "a
josh Billings has been experimenting
with pills ior tic good Of mankind, and says;
EFT yu arc looking after % pill az mild az Il
pet lamb, and 9E searching az a fine tootIed
COMB, buy Doctor EingbOnCs silent peram-
bulatOrH, uwcnty-suvcn IN q box, sold by all
respectful hufeera. Thee pills don't phOVl
tpnhd, Inn at,tiL airihur tow bizznoss, and
are NJ good Ia tie dead Of night az an alalm'
clock. ~ 2
Late Monday night. q private watchmau
in Bridgeport. CONT, huJrd ominOus sounds
proceeding iIom a grucCly store. lie OBJ
tanned puhvcmyu, vh"f.tccd thcmselve6 two
u LIZ ictu.UU pNr4u font OF the building.
opcuc1, and tho dhartct entered, and tho
supposed burglar wae discovered making
strenuous ehhftslo escape from "a Aat trap.
hIH vain efforts making the noise which start
led tho careful watchmau, 81 q
-Rscontly twot candidates for Parliament
J., atLiverp1ol, Lord Haudon and MfsFOraves,
= undertook to mako themselves agreeable to
4 the ishwivos of that city. While prOmenad-
ing the fish muAtt, ono Of the Women loft
her stand, aud linlipg per arm in Lord san
dome, Walked The rOhIhls, followed by the
!. Town Council, who accompanied his lugdshir
and thc,bpAy Of dshwives, who followed them
er ishwifc rushed forward and kissed both
tho candidates amid general applause.
,gIsasonaI items. -
Canada has a yemps lady Of tweuty-throc
who IN Boypn feet seven inches tal,nnd weighs