The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-26
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMRGG.

- IL ~ 1vA 40 O"e
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tue
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
Those who lie,
Or cell it humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acQuaint ;
For they ALWAYS
Have been Jealous
when their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
as nigh as mountains,
fiash the truth
Before their eyes
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested. Tree NJ cost ovar ten
months, every Gay Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square. New York. for the removal and cure of ali
ly crowded with PATIENTS rain or shine. Every DER
son VINO buys Pam Paint, or tries it free Of cost
knows that all VINO call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our ljps
No pills to swallow down;
we want no burning lnments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
we want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay
Or Undertakers' fees
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit;
The meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not nembe, but handles brush with
dexterty, and lays on the PAINT that never leaves
color or STAIN He paints girls boys, men and wo-
men, Dy e hundreds, every day and evening. He
n an oTpQ afu1rn
whether chronic or acute. from a simple MOSQUITO
bite to the most frightlul cancer. Broken down,
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 10 Chatham square
N Y, AM all pain is removedfor every application
free OF expense, without money price, for the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all treated alike
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain and misery yanishes instantly, II command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp scores OF years.
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with establishment, and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. heDoctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else for % CENTS
30 cents ST. 49, s. and SIS per bottle and m select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, for they contain SIX
pam headlong, instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DIR. WOLUOTT is man of business He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
honsr to make single false statement.
IL Is needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme
dy, the ANNIHILATGk, universally patroDized Tor
caarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that Oathsome
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNIdILATOR in pints instead of half
pants, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
eheient. He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medcine not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
1t OH a desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles and he sells
nifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
reeay to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint.
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, Tor the disease is in the
head You might well put plaster on the foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand-Catarrh is an ucera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it; at night runs down to the
stomach and uudermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease A sneeZe is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, ficm this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of aduing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
aohife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post il up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can 90, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and II Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
= Buy b. tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w