The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-11-01

hav written essays on kissing before this one,
and they didn't satisfy me, nor dew ! think this
one will, for the more man undertakes tew tell
about kiss the more he will reduce his ignor-
apce to q science. rr.rr
You kant analize kiss emmy more than yu kan
the breath of -four. You kant tell what makes
a kiss taste 80 good emmy more than you kan
peach. I.1.A fsfl gI...s.s .lo--rs1ll.-5r8
Emmy man who kan set down where it is cool,
and tell howYa kiss tastes, haint got emmy more
real flavor 10 his mouth than q knot hole haZ.
Such fellow wouldn't hesitate to describe para.
disc as fust-rate place for gardin sass.
The only way tew describe kiss Is tew take 1,
and then sit down. all aloan, out ov the draft and
smack yure lips.
II yu kant satisfy yourself how kiss tastes
without taking another one. how on erth can yu
define Il tew the next man.
hav herd writers talk about the eckstatick
bliss there was in kiss, and they really seem tew
think tina new all about it, but these are the same
kind of folks who perspire and kry when they read
own and think they hev found out how.
want ii understood that | am talking about
pure emotional kissing that is born in the heart,
and flies up tew the lips, like humming bird tew
her roost. H-a glr 1grL
am not talking about your lazy. milk and mo.
lasses kissing that dsubs the face of emmy body,
nor your savage bite that goes around like a roar
ing lion, In search Of sumthing 70 eat.
kissing an unwilling pair OF lips IL az mean
viktory az Robin bids nest, and kissing too
az making bouquets ont of dandelions.
The kind Nv kissing am talking about liz the
kind that must do II, or spile.
II yu sarch the rekords ever SO lively yu kant
find the author of the fust kiss kissing like many
other good things IL anonymous.
But thar liz such natur 10 ii, stitch world ov
Language without words such heap ov pathos
without fuss, 90 much honey and so little water,
80 cheap, so sudden and SO neat mode ov strik
ing up en- acquaintance, that consider II q good
purchase that Adam Civ and got the fust kiss.
Who ban imagin' greater jump ov earthly
bliss reduced tew finer thing than kissing the
only woman on earth In the garden ov Eden.
Adam want the man, don't beleave, tew pass
SIGH hand. Dec
may be wrong in mi konkusions, but II emmy
boldly kan date kissing further back, would like
tew see them do. -.-'...
/ don't know whether the old stock philoso-
piers ever kisst ennyboddy or not If they did.
they probably did 1t, like drafting theorem on a
black board. more for the purpose OF proving
something else.
do bate to see this delightful AMI invigorating
beverage adulterated; 1t is nektsr for the gods |;
but am offer obliged to stand still and see kiss
ing did, and not say word, that haint got emmy
more novelty nor meaning 10 1t than throwing
stones tew mark.
Issw two hayden lsdys kiss yesterday on the
north side ov Union Square, times IN 10 mn-
nitts; they kist every time they bid each other
farewell and then Immediately thought ov sum-
thing else they hadn't sed. couldn't tell for the
life ov The whether the kissing waz the effect ov
what they sed, or what they sed waz the efsckt
ov the kissing. 1t wsz which-snd- tother sceue.
Crosse matched kissing liz undoubtedly the
strength of the game. 10 " trew there IL no
stattu rfgulashun aginst two females kissing each
other; but don't think thare is much pardon for
it. unless it IL done to keep tools in order; and
two meh kissing each other is prime face evidence
ov dead beatery.
KissGg that passes from parent to child. and
back agin, seems tew be az necessary as shin
plasters to do bzness with and kissing that hus-
bands give and take liz simply gathering ripe fruit
from ones own plum tree, that would otherwise
drop oph or be stolen.
Therefore l am driv tew konklude. flew git
out ov the corner that mi remarks have chased me
into that the lie kiss liz only tew be had once
in pliellow's life in the original package. and
Not few waste the time ov the reader, have
thought best not tew finish the abuv sentence,
hoping that thare amt no person ov good edu-
ksshuu and decent memory but what kan recko-
lekt the time which l refer to without emmy ov mi
help. j.. st-.sai'-l 10 sslsl st.. t.1l.r