Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-08-19
CURRENT NEWS.

The most popular nets, at Saratoga just
now are the bru nettes.
The Radical cry-heIp US, Postmasters or
we sink.
Discharged-the Radical party from the
confidence Of the people.
Peace warrant-to be issued next March
by President Seymour.
A man of weight died recently in Ken>
tucky-he was five hundred pounder.
Elk President Pierce writes that New
Hampshire will 60 for Seymour.
Seymour will carry Pennsylvania by tweu
ty-five thousand majority
The Cincinnatti Enquirer says if "silence
is golden" Grant is very rich.
The "coming man" is named Grant. He
is coming to grief.
Captain J. NJ. Hudson, who crossed the
Atlantic in his little yacht "Red, White and
Blue" is pennless in London.
WHY'S the letter T like the approaching
November election? Because it is the end
Of Grant
The Radical papers say, If We lose Grants
election, all is lost" There is one comfort,
their loss will be the peoples eternal gain.
The number of threshing machines in this
country is said to be 225 600. Grant will
think there are several millions of them in
November.
A Radical cotemporary says that two hun
dred Tanners met Grant at Galena.-
What an awful barking time it must have
been.
When General Grant reached Denver
Colorado. all the soldiers Of company B.
Third Infantry saluted him with Seymour
add Blair flag. The General felt unable to
remain long in that town.
Failures-Grant and Colfax meetings.
During the war, Seymour was always fill
iug the ranks Of our armies while Grant was
thinning them out.
"Money makes the mare 60" and as
consequence the Radical wire workers are
spurrng up old jade and the postmasters at
the same time.
Thirty-fuur negroes andtcn degraded rats
were arrested in Bedford street, Philade>
phia, Tor disorderly conduct. Grant and
Cofax will carry that ne'ghborhood sure
'Rah for Grant.
The best way 10 secure peace is to whip
the Radicals SO badly that they will not be
heard ofagain for ten years, for they are the
ones who have provoked civil war in this
country. and they are the ones who wish to
renew it.
A novel pedestrian feat was recently per.
formed in England. A man walked, wheel
ed barrow, truuded hoop, aud hoped
on one leg distance of five miles, in sspa.
rate feats OF a mile, each, within one hour,
for EGO. and won with two minutes 10 spare.
We Poked them once,
We Pierced them well,
And then we Bucked them sore;
And with Frank Blair
Well make them stare,
That they may all Sey -mour.
The hanging CT the express robbers in In
diana has decreased the vote for Grant.
Grant wants peace. Seymour will give it
TO him after March 4th, 1869.
Sigel is for Seymour and Blair. So are
they who fought with him.
There are four thousand female warriors in
the Paragusyan army.
Willis Rollins, colored Democratic speak
er of New Orleans, has become famous for
his eloquence.
The Radical party swallowed Grant at
Chicago, and Prentice thiEks that accounts
for their staggering ever since.
There will be total eclipse of the sun in
India during this month. In November
there will be one in the United States
The tota eclipse Of the son of Jesse.
The Radical puns on Seymour's name are
not very pungent.
A Montreal shoemaker cut off the ears Of
his apprentice. The boy had previously cut
out the shoemaker in his wlfe's affections,
Some ungenerous biped has patented
medicine to make fellow rise early in the
morning. The Boston Post says six
months old baby can beat it to death.
Col. VIM. B. Thomas, Collector at Phlla-
delphia under Lincoln, and heretofore shin
ing light in the Union League, has been ex-
PEELED. Cause why-he goes for Seymour
and Blair, and is throwing the influence OF
his immense wealth and popularity in favor
the Democracy.
The day before the nomination of Grant,
Gold was below 40. 1t is now nearly