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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-01-02
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY
Sir James Clarke's Female Pills,

Sir james Clarke's Female Pills,
Preuscd from prescription OF Sr J.. Clarke, II d.,
Physician Extraordinary 70 the. Qaeess. ..
This Invaluable medicine is unfailing in the cure
of all those painful and dangerous diseases to which
the female constitution is subject. II moderases All
excuses and removes all distractions, from Whatever
TO CARRIED LADIES
It's particularly suited II Will, IN short time.
though a powerfu remedy, does pot contain anything
p,rtfr 70 the constitntion In all cases of Nervous
and SPINAL Affections, Pains in the Back and Limbs,
F5tg,e an Sigh. exerton, papitaton of the Heart,
Hvstercs and Whites, it viii eject cure when all
otfar means have failed. Full directions in the pam
rhiet around each package
-1sflHn Ggea SPECIAL NOTICE. - f4s8 sss9
Beoa,e of coseaterfesfs. Gtserpe ne nonse Of JOB
NOSES the package -parchass none ioshaom st-au
otsers are base and o5rttIess tas6itdfions. - -
NB.-One Dollar, with fifteen cents for postage,
enclosed to the sole Proprietor, JOB NOSES, Cert
Iandt street New York, will insure bottle Of the
genuine, contaning Fifty Pills, by return mail securely
sealed from all observation.
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MAsoNIc.-The following are the officers
elect of Webb Lodge, F. A. NJ, for the
ensuing year: gro s
Samuel Conklin, w. NJ; Samuel Mar
latt, S. W.; d. w. johnson, j. w; L. d
Stubhs, Treasurer; Sample b. Byre,
S Sretary; Phillip Chant. Tyler,
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Dissolution.

yUyHE firm OF Ezra Nye 4 Bro. was this day dis
ii solved By mutual consent. All persons know.
ing themselves Indebted will please call and settle
instantly we)wsh To close the books As soon Il
possible :s-< ..,<.s>-;f s.s.-sz.ezs .ssssa
Dec s2a, 1857. 45-3w
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1868-01-02

DO. rOs Ldue5 EBet.SE OudiAS VI C'ciy PosseAh
se1s of Jewelry in every variety; Sleeve Buttons
Thimbles Lockets; Crosses; Rings Of every kind
Bracelets; Gold Pens, &C., &c.5,~s4 =ss4sss7 hsFa
THE SILVER DEPARTMENT. COMPRISES.
Silver Dining and Tea Sets Castors. Ice Pitchers,
Table Spoons Forks. Tea Spoons, Goblets, Drin king
Cups. Coffee UTns. Tea Pots, Cream Pitchers, Sugar
Fruit Knives. Syrup Cups, SAVERS, Pnrtmonaies. Pie
Knives Fish Knives, Mustard and Salt Spoons, Nap
kin Rings, Egg Stands, W inc Holders, Card Cases,
the ADORE lists OF articles to be sold for 81 oO
each. y .ssfsssFg.., h.,z 4, oss.1gyTa !
Certificates ming each article in the stock, and ts
value these Certificates enclosed in envelopes
mi ed up, and seld at st1sss527@z ~ ts@s%A+
v.~s- % CENTS EACH--5g FOR sI--ll ROR s2.w
Whatever aE,els Is pepsd IN the Certificate can be
: will be- Shown 10 the holder of the. Ger.
tcate, and it will be at his option whether he payt
the dollar and takes the rticie not. 10 case aFs
eles sent by mail no. satsfact9ry theJ
can be returned and the money viii be refunded.
Every entities the holder 10 some article
Of sterling value, worth much more than dollar
sea szts9sss = READ ThISe0FFER. aso1syzo e
You can have for any Of our Certfcat ties and 81 90
any OF the following articles, that if you re not
cate you need not lose the Is cents you paid for it
g One Silver plated three bottle Castor, handsome
silver plated Butter Dish with plate and eoysr Lady
and gilt of Tea Spoons silver plated on white
metal double plated Table Spoons OF Forks, Pants
tern 2 Yards mere, pafr of JouvIns far,s
kid Gloves: splendid real MseEschaum Pipe, or SOLID
Is carat Geld plain Ring.
F.s,s.sg7szg ri taREFEREsCEs.s bsbsags~ Il
IS During the four years have been agents for M
ropean manufacturers, we have received hundreds OF
mnaendatory notices from the press, and letters
from private indyiduas expressing the highest a.
isfaction witlf our method of doing business. We
have MANY these testimonials with names and dates
printed in pamphlet form, and as we have no space
Tor them this advertisement, we will send copies
free to any address. ~ rEaz-. 99a 3 -
Whenever desired, we Will send articles by Ex
PRESS. c. O. eDs SO that the money need only b.
paid on DELIVERY OF THE GOODS. Il.
Weaecept the entire responsibility Of money sen
By Express, Post Office Order or Bank Draft
We want agents EVERYWHERE to whom iiber
al compensation viii be paid which be learned o.
application. ..-.g
> IzrTake care to write your name and address in
clear, d tinct hand, and address .sslt.sss.ss -
Arrandale & Co. - 80
sst4ea g a@ reg Broadway, New York.
Post Office Box, $685. O. <atLaFsa1 e1a..I
6 .sss ~
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Meet Gertrude.

The Selma Messenger tells the follow
ing capital story as genuine and authen-
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Hapkerchiefs, Silk, Plain Hemstiched
and Embroidered Linen Lawn; per doz. 90 to is 90
Ladies and Gents Cotton, Wooden AMI
Silk Hose and half Hose per doz pairs. 90 80 12O
Ladies and Gents MerDo. Cotton,
Linen and Cotton Shirts and =
Undershirts each so to oU
Coat, Vest and Pantaloon Patterns in
Cloth, Cashmere, and Doeskin g 8 90 to - 0V
Linen and Wooden Table Covers 2 90 to 500
White and Col I'd Linen Napkins pr.dz. 6 90 to IL 90
Muslins, White and Unbleached, pr.yd. Is to 40
FlanneIs Shawls in Wooden; Silk and Merino
Nubias or Clouds Wooden Hoods Blankets; Linen
and Muslin Sheets Velvet and Morocco Portmonaes
Shopping Bags Wallets; Meerschaum Pipes, Four
and Six Blade Pocket knives, with pearl tortoise and
ivory handles; French Clocks; Gilt and Bronze Hu-
steal Boxes; Revolysrs; Fowling Pieces Fancy
Combs Hair Nets Work Boxes; Silver Gard Cases
Albums Family and Pocket Bibles Opera Glasses,
&C., &c. *,t>sfzx sa,d.T
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1868-09-17
Fees for Admission, Entry Fees.
&c.
Admission Tickets, good for The day, 25 cents
Children under u years, ID cents
Carriages. one or two Horses. so cents.

All persons who enter animals or other ar
ticles for competition will be charged one
dollar, (except in cases specified in the body
of the premium list,) and will be furnished
with Season Ticket. All subsequent en-
tries by the same person will be charged at
the rate of 10 per cent. of the amount OF the
premium competed for.
Persons who do not desire to compete for
premiums, may enter articles for exhibition
free of charge; in which case, however, as
well as in case of articles entered in Classes
I3, IA, ID, and i6, admission tickets will
not be given.
0FThe Gates will be opened at s o'clock,
a. M, and close at half past o'clock, p. m,
Of each day.
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NO. %.

sion ifthey will prepare themselves, before lea
wing home, with list of the different articles
and the premiums offered, under the heads
for which they are respectively appointed.
Z. The Charmen of the different Commit
Etees are instructed to make their reports to
The Revising Committee or Secretary, as soon
as possible, in order that the full report may
be ready by the time it will be publicly read.
The report must be in ct 10 o'clock on the
morning of Friday, October 16.
6. The various Committees are requested
to mark with an <, each article as it is ez-
amneG, so that the same article may not re-
ceiye more than one premium.
8. No person can act as member CT an
awarding Committee on an article or animal
in which he or she has any interest; but
must withdraw while such article or animal
is being examined.
10. Where there is no competition, the
Withholding of the premiums shall be at the
discretion of the judges; and In no such IN
stances shall they make an award unless the
article be of superior merit, usefulness or IN
genuity. And in no case shall premium
be awarded for an inferior article or unsound
animal.
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INSTRUCTIONS TO COMMITTEES.

/. The Committees on the various kinds of
Horses, Mules, Cattle, Sheep and Swine, are
requested to be particular in ascertaining the
blood of the different animals. In the class
of Thorough BREEDS, particularly, they should
require satisfactory evidence.as regards the
pedigree, age and character of all Stock en-
tered for premiums.
2 The Committee on Agricultural Imple-
mcnts are instructed 10 keep in view the use
fulness of the Implements to the Farmer, ra-
ther than the workmanship thereof.
3. The Committee on Non Enumerated
Articles, viii award such premiums as they
may think proper, on all articles of merit
which have not been provided for in the gen
era schedule.
A. The various Committees are requested
to be careful TO NOTICE all articles exhi-
biied in their respective Glasses, whether
entitled To premiums or not.
5. If they award distinct premium on
any article, they VIII not take the same ar
ticle in consideration IN general display
6. The members Of the various Commit
tees will come together at the Secretary's s
Office, ON "Wednesday, the nth OF October, at
, o'clock, p. m, precisely, III order to proceed
10 business. And it will prevent much contsl-
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1868-09-17
REGULATIONS.

1.-Persons wishing to exhibit are request
ed to make their entries OF articles, win iuil
description, on the Secretary's books, as ear
ly as possible on the first day of the Fair
No entries of articles for competition viii be
received after u O'Clock on Wednesday, the
second day of the Fair, except in the class
of Speed.
2.-Animals and articles entered for exhibi--
ton will have cards attached, with the num-
Der as entered on the Seeretary's books; and
exhibitors should in all cases obtain their
Cards previous to placing their stock or az
ticles on the Fair Ground.
3.-Persons exhibiting articles which they
desire to have sold, viii be furnished with
cards, announcing the fact that such article
is for sale.
4.-No animals or articles entered for ex-
hibilion can be taken away before the close
of the Fair, except by permission of the Pres
ident, and no premiums will be paid on AMI
mails or articles removed in violation OF this
rule.
5.-All articles or animals offered for
competition must have been owned by the
competitor at least thirty days before the
Fair; and all fruits, vegetables, and grain
must be the growth Of the competitor
6-Any article or animal which receives
distinct premium cannot compete IN gen.
eral display, nor shall any one article receive
more than one premium.
For ali stock exhibited, hay. straw and
water will be furnished without charge; oats
and corn will be supplied at market prices
S.-Any person entering horses, cattle
sheep or swine, for exhibition, without nrss
consulting the awarding committee (whose
names will be furnished on application TO
the Secretary on the first day OF the Fair) IN
regard to blood, will DO Il al his own risk;
and if said ANIMALS are not entered IN the
proper class, they will not be recognized by
the committee on such class, OF which the
awarding committee shall be the proper
Judge.
9.-All articles exhibited, whether eata-
bles or not, must be respected as private
property and any person deteeted purloIning
or iniuring them will be dealt with accord
ing to law.
1O.-All moneys awarded as premiums
shall revert to the Society unless called for
within go days.
II.-An efficient police will be on the
Ground day and night, and the Society viii
use all diligence 10 insure the safely of ar
ticles on exhibition, but in no instance will
they be responsible for loss or damage that
may occur.
I2.-Exhibitors are requested TO take
charge of their goods at the close of the
Fair, and attend to their removal personally.
hFArticles intended for exhibition will
he transported TO and from the Depot free of
charge.
JOHN EDINGER, President
A. REEVES JACKSON, Secretary.
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j. LANTZ, DENTIST.

MA. Has permanently located him
tY7Pe. self in Stroudsburg, and moved
IIbhis Office next doc, 10 DIR. 5.
Walton, where he is fully prepared to treat
the natural teeth, and also to insert incorrup-
sible artificial teeth on pivot and plate, in tue
latest and NEST improved manner. Most
persons know the danger and folly Of trust
ing their &oyk to the ignorant as well as
the travelling dentist. 1t matters not how
much experience q person may have, he Is
liable to have some failures out of a number
of cases, and if the dentist lives at a distance
II is frequently put off until it is too late to
save the tooth or teeth as it may be, other r
wise the Inconvenience and trouble Of going
so far Hence the necessity of obtaining the
services of dentist near home. All work
warranted
Stroudsburg, March 81, 1862.
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Second best of each of the above Diploma.
Best Hams cured by exhibitor, 81 90
Persons who desire TO do so, may select
"M Miss Leslie's Complete Cookery" instead of
Widdfeld's." In this case they will
please notify the Secretary within one week
after the close of the Fair.
Discretionary premiums may be awarded
on mertorous articles under this head, and
not enumerated in the above List.
Class 18.-NOn- Enumerated Articles.
The Committee on this Class will use their
judgment in awarding such premiums as they
think suitable
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1868-09-17

Rules and Regulations of the Ninth An
nual Fair Of the Monroe County Ag-
ricultural Society,"" to be held on the
Grounds of the Society, at Strouds-
burg, Pa, ON Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday, October 18th,
18th, 18th and 10Th, 1858.
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N EV. EDWARD A. WILSON'S (of vii.
= a. lIomsburgh, n y Recipe for CON
SUMPTION and ASTHMA carefully com
pounded at
HOLIINSHEAD'S DRUG STORE.
OF Medicines Fresh and Pure.
Nov. 81, Ise7.] w. HOLLINSHEAD.
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Class 2-.EEoTses and Mules.
Speed.

In this Division, unless there are two or
more entries made for each premium, it will
not be awarded.
The number of heats, distance, time and
manner of going shall be subject to the de-
cision of the Committee.
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class will be required to present TO the Sec
retary an affidavit. properly authenticated,
stating that the ground has been surveyed by
a competent person, the quantity of grain ta-
ken therefrom, and to exhibit at least one
bushel of the product to the Awarding Com
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Glass 2..--Eorses and Mules.
Division l.-DrGught.

UtUtSlOH I.-DTUHgHI'
All animals entered in this class will be
Judged entirely without reference to speed.
Best pair of draught horses, S4 90
Best single draught horse, 90
Best stal!i.n between ) and II years, 90
Best brood mare, OO
Best horse colt between2 and 4 years, 90
Best mare colt between = and years, 3 OO
Best horse colt between l and 2 years, = 90
Best horse colt under months, Amerl-
[can Agriculturist.
Best mare colt under s months, Ameri-
can Agriculturist.
Best pair of mules. 3 90
All second best premiums in this Division
will consist of one years subscription TO the
American AgricuLLurist.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1868-09-17

nON'T FORGET that when
IL you want any thing in the Furniture
or Ornamental line that McCarty, in the
Odd-Fcllows' Hall, Main Street, Strouds-
burg, Pa, is the place to get it. lSept. 70.
GAN Y0U TELL WHY ET rs
~ that when aey one comes to Strouds-
burg to buy Furni;sre, they slwsy snquire
Ter Mccsr}y's Furniture Store' LSept. 26.
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politics asfutu scnte alorap, anelecne


Second best /" " Amer. Agriculturist.
Best bull calf " ("
Best cow over years 8 0C
Second best 3 Oh
For best heifer between and years 0t
Second best |" g Amer. Ag'st and l OC
For best heifer between and 2 years 3 0C
Second best 90 Amer. Agriculturst
For best hefer calf 2 OF
Second best /" " Amer. Agriculturist
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Class 49,

Best and most numerous variety of Apples,
American Agriculturist.
Second best, so cts.
Third best diploma.
Best kinds of Apples, half bushel each,
American Agriculturist
Second best, diploma.
Best half bushel of Apples, 81
Best and most numerous variety of Pears,
American Agriculturist,
Second best, diploma.
Best and most numerous variety of Peaches,
American Agriculturist.
Best IL or more Ounces, Ameri-
lean Agriculturist.
Second best, so cts
Best and most numerous variety Of Plums,
American Agriculturst.
Best display and variety of Grapes. Amer-
[can Agriculturist.
Best display of Catawba Grapes, not
less than twelve punches, Ameri-
can Agriculturist.
Best display of Isabella Grapes, Ameri-
can Agriculturist.
Best display ofany other variety, Ameri-
lean Agriculiurist.
Exhibitors of Fruit are requested to mark
the varieties they consider most profitable
for cultivation,
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n5vI.iou A..-Oucm 10 ali.

For the best trotting Stallion between and
ID wears SO 90
SECOND hos, {. T" ) 90
Third hest IS Z" Diploma.
Best pair of trotting horses or mares 10 90
Second hest 90
Best trotting horse or mare OO
Second hest 800
Best running horse 10 90
Second best 90
Best trottinp colt a wears old A 90
Second hest 2 90
Division B.---CoDfned to Monroe County.
For best trotting horse or mare 10 90
Second best 's '' g Amerl-
can Agrculturist and OO
Bes: pair Of trotting horses or mares,
(owned by one person) l0 0O
Second hest 5 90
Best pacing horse or mare 8 90
Second best 9 90
Division C,---0pen TO all.---Entry Fee $l5.
For the best trotting horse or mare 100 90
Second best s. g 5O OU
No less than four horses to be entered and
two to start.
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Glass 3.---Hormed Cattle.

DiUfSion 2-Grdde and NdtiUe.
The different varieties of Grade Cattle
and Native Stock, will be entered in distinct
classes.
For best bull, years and over, So 90
Do. between and B years, 90
Do. between 1 and 2 years, 3 90
For best bull calf under II months, 2 90
For best COW, 3 years and upwards, 90
Do. between and years, 90
For best hefer, between and 2 years. 3 90
For best heifer calf, under II months, 2 90
All second best premiums in this Division,
will consist of one years subscription to the
American AprictLturiSt.
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Glass 2-Egorses and Cattle.

DiUiSiOn 2.-ROGdsterS.
Animals entered in this class will be judg
ed with reference to speed as well as othel
good qualities.
For the best Stallion between and II
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Glass 3.---Horned Cattle.

The entries in this Division will be con-
fined TO Monroe County, and all second best
premiums will consist of one years subscrip-
tion TO the American AgriculturiSi.
For the best corn-fed teer,s weighing 1000
pounds and over, SO OO
For best pair Of working oxen, 0C
do. corn-ted steers, 00
For best single steer under 5 years
corn fed, 3 90
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Glass 3.-Horned Cattle.

Dnrhams, Deyons Ayrshires, Herefords
and Attorneys viii each be in distinct class
ess, and will receive premiums as follows:
For the hest bnIl over 3 wears 8 90
Second best - " Amer. Ag'st and a 90
For best bull between 2 and years 3 OO
Second best 50 Amer. Agrlculturist
For best bull between and years ) 00
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l4.-Home Manufactures. En-
rance Free to All.

No entry fee will be required for articles
entered in this and the following three class
es, but admission tickets will not be furnish
ed to competitors.
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Glass 4.---SWine.


For the best thoroughbred boar, So 90
For the best boar over two years, 4 90
For the best boar between ! and 2
years, grade or native, 90
For best boar 6 to II months, 2 90
second best, diploma.
I" best boar pig, to s months. Ameri-
can Agriculturlst.
'' second best, diploma.
50 best breeding sow over = years, 3 90
" best breeding sow between l and
2 years, 90
For second best, diploma.
- best SOW 10 II months Ameri-
can Agriculturist.
:. second best, diploma.
" best lot of pigs g or more) , to
6 months, 2 90
For second best, diploma.
' best lot of pigs g or more) un-
der months, 2 90
For second best. diploma.
4" best fat hog, 3 90
=" second best, American Agricutu-
rist and 81 90
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1868-02-20
POWER oE INAUGURATION.

Billy Smith is a carriage painter, and
4 genius in his way. One day While
counterieitiag nature with brush, his
mind chauccd to run On the subject oc
rotten eggs, and forthwith enc Of those
interesting objects appeared On the board.
It was represented as broken, and was 50
natural that an observer might fancy Ii
caused a disagreeable odor. The picture
remained lhere for some time-all who
had occasion to go that way not caring
10 disturb a thing SO forbiGding to the
/ delicate senses Of the nasal protuberauce
One day Squire N saw It and applied
his fingers to his nose Billy saw Lim,
and explained to him that it was merely
paint. NJ first he would hardly believe
it, bat finally convinced, he offered Billy
ten dollars TO paint similar one on ms
door step. The squire was something OF
wag, and wished 10 see the effect pros
duced on the ladies and gentlemen who
had been invited to party at his house
that evening Billy received the ten dol
lars, and promised to have the painting
ready IN time.
Evening arrived, and so did the ladies
passed over Billy'5 painting they elevated
their feet and skirts, and, applying their
pertumed handkerchiefs TO their noses,
wondered if the squire was aware of the
presence Of that fiightful thing on his
doorstep.
The party progressed, and the rotten
egg was tho subject of much remark
Squire NJ heard and felt jolly over
the success Of his practical joke, When
every body was chatting at the table after
supper, and not few Of them about the
'apparitiOn' at the door, the squire arose,
and uttering preliminary hem = said
i suppose you al! saw that on ny door
step, didn't you?'
Everybody asscnted, some Of the VIC
men uttered little scream, and all of that
sex famed themselves vigorously. The
squire resumed:
/ had that placed there 20 illustrate.the
power Of imagination. rs I'll show you, if
you'll adjourn to the door
al! went.
'Now,' said the squire, taking out his
snowy pocket handkerchief, you viii see
that this is not what you supposed il was,
but merely painting
And he pressed the handkerchief on the
illustrated spot, then raised ii suddenly
10 his nose.
by Jupiter 7 he exclaimed, it a rot
ten egg, after all =
Billy had taken the ten dollars and |
broken bona tide rotten egg on the /
squige's door step.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1868-02-20
BY REQUEST
REBY ES EENG,


A rose eolor'd cradle. where nestled within
Soft cambria and fannel-lie pounds seven
teen
'Tis the throne of tyrant that pink little
thing
Is an autocrat august-fOr Baby is King
Good, solemn grandfather dares hardly to
speak
Or walk, lest the sleeper should hear his
boots creak
Which the monarch unsettles, as well as her
nap.
Papa-wise and mighty-just home to the
house,
Grows meek on the threshold, and moves
ike mouse
To stare at the bundle, then outward he goes
Like an elephant trying to walk on its toes.
The queen of the ballroom throws Loyalty
down
Before him the roses she wore in her crown,
And sings little love songa of whom she loves
best;
Ee cries, when she stops, like . mcrciless elf
BE flngs right and left his Saucy fat fit,
And then, the next moment, expects 10 Be
kissed
He demands peoples watches TO batter about,
And meets refusal with struggle and shout
Then, falling to conquer. with passionate cry
lie quivers his lip, keeps a tear il his eye,
And so wins the battle-this wise little thiugi
He knows, the world over, that Baby is
King!