The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-10-30

A arong babit-eating onions.
A scrub race-ihe Blair family.
Manual music-wringing ones hands.
The best ihrcshing machine-a cow.
hide.
A popular work Of art-,lravipg ones
pay.
Heavy charge Of tho lish, bdsade-'hs
gas bill.
The best thing to lay up Tor rainy day
IAN umbrella.
The Opposite Of the seeds Of discomfort
-carawsy seeds
Agun docs extraordinary execution when
il hangs fro.
u 10 proposed that base. ballical DO sub
s,ituted ior tho word diabolcal.
How does a horse regard man? As
the source OF all his whoas.
Can the fever Of love that results in mar
riags be called the tie-pass feverf
if you would look "spr,co" in your ago
don't ''pine" in your youth.
Laugh At no ,nan for his pug nose; you
never csn tell what may turn up.
Can the last attachment OF dirt be con-
si,lercd q newer ism ,aneurism) Of the
heart.
The question is raised whether tho grief
Of nullal,o may be considered yellow
pine.
A writer may be said to b moro FREQ
than q king, inas,nuch rs no can ''chooss
his own subjects"
The individual who took pains to do a
thing, found l. unpleasant material to work
upon.
A very benevolent old lady has taken
the idea into her head Of knitting pair Of
hose Coz fro engine.
Sidney Smith recommended IN tho best
system OF wooden pavenents for London,
that the aldermen should lay their heads
together"
Hoo.l. In describing tho meeting of..a
man and lou, says "rhe man eainn OF
with al his might, and the lion with all his
name.
A clergyman, aaer marrying q couple,
made . prayer over them, concluding,
.Forsivs them, Lord, they know not what
they do !"
ACalifosnial writer. sfter horid article
on Loais Nspolean, says cit - about time
the old hummer was getting ready to hand
in his checks. You bet"
lfths wind blows your hat Of. don't
blow u (ihe windy up with profanity. d
may be your fault after oil. Have you hat
- tight % you do your head sometimes,
and their will be no difficulty.
We like 10 80 q farmer increase the
growth Of useful plants and shrubs around
his homo. but do not like 10 go him use
railA poles and boards, 70 PrsP.s9sts
with.
A certain little damsel being aggravated
beyond endurance by her big brother,
pumped down upon her knees and cried,
..Oh. Lord bleS my brother Tom. tic
lies-he steah-he swears; oil boys do |;
" girls don't. Amen !" 60
ibid any Of you ever SEQ an elephants
skin inquired teacher Of IN infant esass.
81 have" shouted cir. ycsr.old from tho
soos OF tho class. "whcre Z" asked the
iesrnes. 'On the elephant" said the boy
laughing.
A Philadelphia policeman found a Can
yosth Of svss,y.ons ssessiyinr himself
s&ainee lamp poss The other evening, and.
On eeonG ntm what 10 Ne doing. the han.
py man replied; .Sir, I (hie) Fa-dou,
you know. you nikfamus- prsesisins
Tho Osseian bend, am"
Two New Haven men, one Republican
and The other Q Democrat. have backed
their respective candidates fos the Presi-
deuey, The loser 10 walk to New York.
The Nsv Haven Courier advises the Dem
oersste commence his Trip immediately
while he rosds srs in good order.
Ths SpsingSsh RYsAl;asa ssys.-"A
worthy deacon In town somewhere in
Nsnh America, gave notice a . prsyer
meeting the other night OF . church nesi-
ing shss We to b bod imusdiafsly sfter,
ADD unconseiously added, There , no OBJ
lection 10 the female brsthren remsinieg.'"
A.poor l.d was recently brought before
us Lord Mayor OF Loadon. Who .sked him
1nsees DO came. lin lrish, yer Honor"
SHsss you ever been to s,s )" SVEN.
iness God" replied Ps.idy, "Doe, YER
honns perhar. think that I came over In :