The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-06-18

| Now, boys, To Grant for President,
And God defend the right"
kissing PhilosophicaIly Discuss
ed and FeeIingly Analysed.
A kiss, says Webster, is ga salute
with the lips
Did Webster ever kiss pretty
girl with rosy lips ? | think not; or
| if he ever did, why does he give it
such a prosy definition? Oh, the
delights Of kissing! Who can de-
scribe them? What pen can ex:
press the ecstacy you felt, my dear
| reader, when you first pressed the
red, ripe lips of Mollie, or Sallie, or
Annie. or anybody else? Would
you simply say that that kiss which
Fanny gave you when you asked
her to be your little wife was ''a
salute with the lips ?" Ifyou would,
you don't deserve kiss, and should
never have another.
And the ladies-the dear ladies',
don't they enjoy kissing! OF course
they do, just as much as we "lords
of creation;'' and they like a nous
tache to come in contact with their
pretty lips. when they kiss-they
do.
Some one who knows chow to do
it," gives the following directions:
When you go to kiss,
First grasp with haste
Around the waist,
And hug her tight to thee;
And then she'll say
DO go away
Do ont you let me bep'
Then, OF, what biisSl
But never miss
So good z chance as that;
But make q dash
As quicA IS flash,
And, heavens !-hold my hat.
The girls will resist sometimes
when one goes to kiss them, but it
only makes the kiss better when you
get it.
We are fond ofkissing-we are
in fact, we are very fond of kissing
There is nothing that will make a
man forget his mother as quick as
a kiss from the girl he loves. Well
might Byron say,
"One remnant of Paradise is still on earth,
Byron knew something about it,
judging from that; but it isn't
strange if he did, most every one
knows something about it. A poet
who appreciates kissing, justly
says:
"There's something in kiss,
Though cannot reveal it,
Which never comes amiSs-
Not even when We steal it.
We cannot taste kiss,
And sure we cannot view it;
But is there not bliss
Communicated through itf
Tn well convinced there is
certain something in it;
For, though simple kiss,
We wisely strive to win it.
Yet there's something in a kiss,
II nothing else would prove it,
1t might be proved alone by this
All honest people love it.
IT'S said, when you kiss Boston
girl, she holds still till you are
through, when she flares up all at
once, and says, 81 should think you
would be ashamed
When handsome young man
steals a kiss from Louisiana girl
says a fellow who "has been there"
she smiles, bushes deeply and says
nothing"
The Nantucket girls are danger
Gus for when fellow attempts to
kiss one of them, she says, ''Sheer
off, or I'll split your mainsail with
a typhnon.'
The Western ladies are so fond
of kissing that when you kiss one
they Immediately return it.
When you attempt to kiss a New
Jersey lass she struggles until she
is out of breath, when she submits
to great many without murmur.
When you snatch kiss from a
Philadelphia girl she smiles, and
holds her lips for another.
When Balti more lady is kissed,
she says she feels as though she
had been taking chloroform, and
remains insensible as long as the
operation lasts. Sensible ladies,
they!
Here is classification Of kisses
in rhyme:
.'There's a formal kiss of fashion:
And burning kiss of passion:
A fathers kiss,
A mothers kiss,
And a sisters kiss to move.
There's a traitors kiss for gold,
Like a serpent's clammy fold.
A first kiss,
A stolen kiss,
And the thrilling kiss of love.
A meeting kiss,
maiden kiss,
A kiss when fond hearts sever;
But the saddest kiss
On earth is this
A kiss to part foreverp'
There's the stolen kiss, which is
surely good there's the "don't telP'
kiss, which is also not to be de-
spised. Then there's the '.parting
kiss" when you linger by the door,
when you hold Sallie's, or any
other pretty girls hand in yours,
and when it's near the "wee sma'
hours ayont the tweI" She looks
up in your face with her loving
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