The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1868-01-03
BILLY PoLLUD 10 MozIss ADDUMs ON
FEMAIL SKULIN.
PoLLUD's BUG, Ann Dom, 1868.

won OV Jnc SfeUlSU tzStffbS ON tHe dl1e'-
vude as part OF human histry, it may |
be luKt at as u stottling and strainge |
wander ov thees moddurn times.-
Pracktickly, the phssishun is jist this
foxes mailx moar ov femail larnin than
femail gudness. They laii' at thar gret |
gran -farthers, and say thay nuvvcr |
| node nuthin; but them ole fellers lived |
higher the ereashun, and node moar
bout the naitur ov wimmin. When
thay fust cum to this kuntry, thay left
| the femails behne. caws eff thay had
brot them long too, thay nuvver wood
have finisht thar howsis by this time.
! The wimmin wood hav ced the doar
wait maid rite, or the winder was two
littil, or the fire. -plais want fashionable.
Our four-farthers bleeved in a Jipchun
Mistry kolld traydishun, and konsiderin
edoocashun as thar own perroggertv,
thay put it in thar Bill ov Rites. But
wimmin aint got no "magner chartW"
in thar branes. The experrymint ov
femail edoocashun has bin tride, and eff
emmy mans expectoorashuns has bin
reallysdid, he navver had no sunshine
in his blud, and two mutch munelight
in his fintsy. 1t may be konsiderd as
roomantick chaptur in the intelec-
tooa, histry ov our rails.
Thar is annther way for us to
lux at this, mainly : the marrige rilla-
shun; and twas in konsideraishun ov
this that the printserpul ov' perfound
wisdum was piantid in her nature,
that "ignerqn,tS is henutther 90 deuoSltun."
Wien man Gums hoam at mite frum
his werk, he don't want to be enter
tanedid with lectchur on iollergy, or
hav his eyedeers mudfuddeldid bout
sum nifty fisserkul abstraXshun on the
cube rute ov trapyzum; but he wants
his supper, eff faint nuthin but hard
billed aigs-what is bad enutf for the
kollick ennyhow, and heap werser
when taken with doas ov the brum-
stick-to pernsote djeStshaa.
Lukin at wimmin now, and speshaNy
konsiderin her as the mainest stay ov
the houshole intrusts, it Amt diffykult
for to sea what sort ov edoocashun she
ort to hav. In the fust plais she kneeds
common sents, and in the necks plals,
$ she kneeds nollige ov the substantshal
j yerchusis ov industry, skill and pru-
y dents ov the rashun department.. They
d aint GOT no bizness araisin thar ize emmy
v higher than buttur-cherD. Ell they
I onderstan enuff astronomy to no when
e the sun rizes, and enuff tillosserfy to
: compry hen the werkin ov sowin ma
n sheen, thay don't want emmy moar
!. cuckn-stoavs, east-jugs and frute-kan'
:, wilt supply the ballants.
S We want to sea the gud ole days Gun
u back, when evry gal will roll up hel
h sleayes for the washin-tub, or talk he
10 milk pale to the cuppin, eft ockalshul
IS requiers it.
: Talk the yung wimmin ov the press
5 int day. and how menny will bost tina
20 thay don't no how to nit that tina,
d nuvver hemd hankshif, and that tina.
L can't maik biskit? Now, this is jis
le the effects ov thar buk-larnin. Tha.
Sc fergit that the highist compliment wha
i can be pade them is to say, "She is
J; fustrait howskeaper." Let us lustrait
is Nayber Joans was one day condoalil
,r with nay ber Smith caws he had lost hi
ell wife. eyes," says Smith, "she was
l cappertil howskeaper she awlwais ha
w my dinner reddy at o'clok, and clec
s. tabil clorth, too." A gret menny WOO
Ill think this was riddickerlus in the e2
is tream, but really twas the most lofte'
ne ewloiun he coold hav pronounstid ont
lg her memry.
en Thar was time when we used to Ii
ed under our own g vine and fig trea, an
~ enioid our "ashum kun dignertatty
to but now the grees is we'll nigh dun ru
ey orr the wheals ov the gret sowshal m;
a sheen. The thing is got out ov fix, an
IN, must be rekOnstruckshunaitid. III
he ole chune used to be, " Is she rich
,er show menny niggers is she got?" B'
the song is dun TUX anuther turn nov
81 The questshun is, "Doze she no how
re, keap hous?" " Can she darn socks
all Scan she patch britchis?" Mr.. Mozi
ler l don't want yore femail reeders
,he think me a raddkul reformur, and Wi
his to maik them slaivs. No, sur; | am
= konservevaitiv man, and l want the
so to talk plane, praetikal commen sen
L
he view ov things. Eff emmy wants bu
the larnin, let ,'em hav it, sez |, but th'
ost mussent think tharselfs two nice
ars talk hole with thar putty white ha
ers sumtimes. | no all ov 'em wants mil
= ly to git marrid, but nGtty-munay is
hat yehickil what requiers horsis to p
rive it, and eff both don't werk we'll, wun
day 'totner is bouud to git frettid; SO tn
ILL had better git in the harnis now, anC
wont be hard when thay hay sumbod
ng, to help 'em. LUX at this, yer muth
ave what hav dorters in the necks cumn
you generaishun, and eff you don't tr'
uld em up to be useful as we'll as or
me, mental, the werld will "go up " be4
w time comes.
I That's awl what got to say.
all Yores til deth,
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