The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-11-06
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMROG.

IF "A HUMBOG.
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint,
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain PAINT has been tested Tree o. cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
manner Of pain and disease The office is constant
ly crowded with PATIENTS rain or shlne Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries it free OF cost,
knows that all who call it humbug tell a falsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit;
Inc Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgatives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And everythild that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterty, ana lays on the PAINT that never leaves
color OF stain: He paints girls, boys men and wo-
removes pain as if by magic, of any name OF nature
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the most frightful cancer. Broken down,
tails TO WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square,
n Y, and all pain is removed for every application,
free Of expense, without money or price, TOR the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of the meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces of Fifth Avenue. ALL all are treated alike
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress
pain, and misery vanishes instantly if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like spiders web, where before ii
held its victim with iron grasp scores Of years
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
scott aud laugh returned to pray. factory in
Brooklyn and the Office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge MIN to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo
PIE shall have 1t, and every body else, for 20 cents
% cents. 81 49, $5, and IS per bottle, and seec
what size they please. Those who able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
pam headong, instead ofa small bottle that removes
| DR.. WOLCOTT is man of business. He ha.
Deen in the same office nearly six years, and folk.
know just where to find him. He has no time Il
visit race courses or base ball intellectually timt
to snatch a lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too mucl
| homer to make single false statement.
1t is needless for to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENE
dy, the ANNIHIhATGR, universally patronized Io
caiarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day thu
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsom
yet universal complaint Still more, he now put
up the ANNIHILATOR in pints, instead OF hal
pipts, and makes it one-quarier stronger and NOR,
efficient. He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless case
man whose hands trembed to such degree that i
was impossible to read a newspaper without laynl
IL on a desk, and who could scarcely write thei
| names once week, find immediate benefit. Pin
bottles hold three of the 80 cent bottles aud he sell
nifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
ssse Il AMaSy
| recty to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh an,
few are bold enough to deny it, Nothing ever takel
into the stomach it. for the disease is in th
head You might as well put plaster on the foo
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tall
in the throat and clogs 1T at night runs down to tn
| stomach and uudermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag
gravate the disease. A sneeze is natures most EN-
phatc No, and dust OF any kind is most positivel
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head an,
the difficulty in tho throat and stomach, fiom thi
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head,
removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead of addin
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pur
| achife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forge
there is ONE PLACE you can GO, OF be carried, AM
have all physical pain removed free of expense, a
| No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give yo
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
| With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w 80 -Tr.