The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1868-12-10

Hr. Nasby has n Dream which dees
not Comfort his Righteous Soul, but
which on the other hand, gITes him
great Uncaslness.
CosFEDRrr X ROADS,
Nov. 20, 1868.
Last evenn happened 10 pick up the
northern noospaper NV the Dimikfatic per-
suasion wich comes TO this oils to Deekin
Pogram, into wich WIZ an article onto The
Fucher ov Democrisy The able and dig
nifed writer took the posishen that the on
" hope Of the Democracy was in lettin the
dead past bury'its dead-in sinkin all the
ishoos NV the past ten years--in acknowl.
edgin the sitooashen and acceptin the results
Of the war; in sinkin out NV site the old lead.
crs, and putin shch men ez Chase Seward,
John Quincy Adams, Jr., Evarts, Rose
crant1, etc, TO the front, aud thus hevin IN.
ioosed new life and new blood into the Or
ganizashen It mito go on conkerin and to
conker.
The article waz n column and a half In
length, md It's week.-Mrs. NV NINE that
can read more than column without goin
TO Sleep Therefore at the eend Nv the col
umn the paper dropt from my hand. and
dropt of into n gentle slumber In my chair
and dreamed dream.
In my dream before me lay the body nv q
man NV gigantic franc wich wuz q breathin
his last. He had bin powerful yooth IN his
day, and hedn't the appearance NV bein very
old In yeers, tho his hair wuE gray, his cheeks
sunken, and his form fritefully emaoiatid.-
His age wuz evidently the effect NV .dissipa-
shen more than NV yeeis-wikkidnis he'd did
It's perleck work on him, and II wuz plane
thet he wuz goner.
Around him stood all sorts nv people. -
There wuz Yalandigham the Blars Hoff-
man, the Woodses, Voorhees,, Hampton, Nor
rissey, Mrs. Cobb, Mrs. Perry, between
these two A. Johnson) and many more Nv
that stripe, who appeared to be indeavorin
TO resussilate the neerly defunct indvidyooal.
who is this ruther bustid patriark ?
asked nv one who appeared to be a chief
mourner.
That's Dlmocrisy, answered he, The
hez fought his larst ite, he hez fought his
larst battle, no gong kin awake him to glory
agin. He's gone sucker
At this pint the operators on the unfortn.
nil suiTrer, gave up in despare.
Il kin do noihin, sed Seymour, that
| ihhN NANNhuhh hh1 mo ANohs buAll ulO
to my farm
4 knowd Il wuz usells, sed vallandig-
ham, Il shel leave Ohio and go to New York
for anybody kin git to Congress from that
city
i kin do no more, sed vorhees, Il shel
quit politics and go TO operatin In Erie
stotksr
. Erie Stocks remarked Mrs Perry with hor-
ror in her classic countenance, 'thank the
Lord, I'm not so low as that
At this pint n lot nv hungry lookin cusses
not so prominent ez these others, demanded
that tho pashent be put into new hands for
treatment, and to wuust they called out for
Chase, Seward, Evarts, Rosecrauce and John
Quincy Adams, Jr,, who hoviu no othsI
place to stay wuz hangin ON the outskirts
NV the crowd. Promptly they examined
tho dyin cnss and proceeded TO apply the
remedies.
This is one thing that's KILN him, sod
Chase, cauterizin hidUus ulcer marked
Slavery
This must come or sed Evarts, whip.
pin out u knife, and taken. of foul, smellin
tumor, labelled States rites.
| And III never consent to DO seen with
him ef this Is allowed to remain, sed Rose
GRANGE, slashin out cancer marked 'SecesS-
iou.i
Aud this must come or ell have any.
thing to do with him, sed John Quincy Ad.
ans, Joonyer jerkin OH most fearful tu.
NOR, named 'Repoodeashen.'
And,so they went on, one after another
one pulin oil this thing, and another that;
this one burniu out this sore, and another
that, I'LL they he'd peeled II to the bones
When they he'd got the diseased parts OF
ther wuz nothin left bat the skeleton. 1t
wug very genteel skeleton, ez clean NV
flesh ez though II he'd bin dssected by an
enthusiastic class NV medikle students.
They then commenced buildin NV IL up. -
Chase put on Ekal Rites muscle; Eyartl
stuffed Nashuel credit in the hole Repoodia.
shen he'd made, Rosecrans stineaed Its back
with loyalty,-they fumigated it, brea,hed
into its nostrils, and wrnppin 1t in the Star.
Spangled banner histed It to his feet. i
wuE ruther shaky on its pins but il breathed
free, aud wuz altogether a moro promisi 1
and presentable beiu than il he'd bin for
yeers.
We were all reloist, and yet we wuzn't SC
well pleased, after ALL lie was giitin strong.
or and stronger, but his appearance wuz
changin so that we didn't know him. Their,
wuz a color cum to his cheeks, he lost hi
brootal look, he slept tree, and he gave evi
dences NV life and strength that wuz wonder
ful
Thank the Lord, sed tho Blalrs, he'
strong enough to DO ridden agin I
Let's mount sod they In korus, and
forthwith Montgomery Bleir erept up onto
his thighs, with the whole family on hii
shoulders, each one NV wch twisted his legs
about him with death grip. The newly
rejoovenated giant staggered under this, bu
didn't fall. Mayor Monroe and his Lousia
ma crowd yaulted onto his shoulders, tht
Woodses aud Hoffman and Nallandighan
and Norheee and Brite, and thousand mor,
NV the same style, and each loaded with hi
record.
For Gods sake, cried Chase. Seward and
Roseerantz, 'ior Gods sake get of, II,
aint strong enutf 70 stand all that II,
can't carry the loads that well nigh KILLED
him--the diseases that yoosed him up-any
better know than he could before. GIT Off
git oil 7
Git OFT sed planter who he'd got
sCkoor hold, 'uv wat yoose Is Dlmoorisy to
me, onless kin carry these 2 pintiR to th'
nggers under his arm.
Git oGH' sed the Blalrs, of Dimoerisy
can't carry us into posishen, wat do W,
want nv III And they grappled it % elos'
eI almost to straugle IT,
! Git oar said the Woodses, 'onless W.
eau ride IL NV wat use is Dimoerisy 70 us p
And they all declined gittin oil emphati
eally.
Very well, sed Chase and his friends, II
despair very well. We're done. hut loOl
ouL'
Skarely wuz the words out NV their mouth
when the poor giant gasped, his Knee
knocked together, his pins give OUT and he
tcppled over with fearful crash, lilin th'
load In one heterogeneous mass.
At this pint awoko.
he'd no trouble to interpret the dream, ?
It's troo that Dimoerisy can't carry the loA'
that hez bin put onto Il for yeer and yeers
and IFS also troo that we, the load, don
care tinker's cuS about Dimoeriy onlos
. il kin carry us, To make it strong enan 4
stand alone, We hev to take OF Nv Il all NJ
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