The Portland daily press., 1868-10-21
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBC G.

IT N LII u NIB u Us
What wonder
That the doors
are open wide :
Ever since tie
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
Those who lie,
Or cit 1t humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o. cost over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
square, New YORK. for the removal and cure of all
manner of pain and disease. The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain or shne Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries it free OF cost
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit
The L meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomaehs were not made
To drench with Purgaives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN, There is a man whose
hand does not tremble but handles a brush with
dexterity, and lays the PAINT that nevec leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
ms q dc H.
removes pain as If by magic of any name or nature
whether chronic or acute. from a simple MOSQUITO
bite to the most frghttul cancer. Broken down,
trembling pa tents are by the officers of hospi-
tails TO WOLCOTTS Office, No. 100 Chatham square,
N. Y, an all pain is removed for every application
free of expense, without price, for the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of t meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all treated alike
wondertu l remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all Distress
pain. and misery, vanishes instantly, as If command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbleS like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp ct years.
Hundreds Of physici ans have witnessed the OPERA
tons with astOnishment, and those who expected to
sccH aud lough returned to pray. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors fiends
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat er. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for % cents,
% cents. 81, So So, and So per bottle, and select
what size thcy please. Tn Sc who able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, Tor they cont ain SIX
teen of the doll II bottles. ami hold enough drive
PAIN headlong, instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DIR. VOL OFT is man of business He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where TO find him. He has no time to
visit courses base bali matches time
to snatch a lunch-People of common sense know
that he means just what lie says. He has too much
honor to make single false statement,
1t is needless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
DIV. the ANNlHILATGR. universally u9trouiZad Or
caiarlh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable rem ed. tor that loaths me
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNIoILATOR in pints instead of half
psats, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
eficien. He has cured, by tn use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
OF catarrh, hut hundreds of weak nerves. Many
man whose hands tremb ed to such degree thai it
was impossible to read a newsI aper without laying
it oil desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the 80 cent boes aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRh, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pam in the side and stomach, and liver complaint.
Doctors in g. neral do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, tor the disease IS i'll the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it, night down to the
stomach and uuderminfs the whole constitution.
Catarih snuff wi always produce catarrh and ag-
SdfaCe Tie uisedse. a sneeZe is nature InosI EN-
phafc No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the ditfcclty in tina throat and stomach, ficm this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adding
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
arhife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you can go, OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense at
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit
Buy tiles that while wrappers fit,
But tools often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 18-4w