Wyoming democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Wyoming Co., Pa.) 1867-1940, 1868-06-24
CURRENT NEWS.

Two thousand Hebrews in St. Louis protest
against Grants election.
The only point Grant has made since bis
nomiRation-West Point.
Kit Carson leaves five penniess orphan
children, all under sixteen.
A Democratic wigwam has been opened
In Philadslphia. 1t will seat one thousand
persons.
The Cleveland Democracy propose to send
two car loads as their portion of the "PeD-
dIeton escort" to the New York convention.
Somebody having stated that Grant has no
win of his own, Prentice thinks he had bet
ter make one as soon as possible, in view Of
his political death.
Mrs. Cady Stanton scolds T. Tilton be-
cause he will not "follow good man with
the Democratic party, rather than help TO
place drunken soldier in the White House."
A Radical organ says that Grant and Col
fax shave no strength to deliberately throw
away" That is the reason why they stick.
SO close to the niger. He is much strong,is
Sambo.
The friends of Pendleton who are expected
TO be in attendance at the National conven-
tion are so numerous that it is proposed TO
build a wigwau for their special accommoda.
tion.
The party which deliberately hands over
the government of the finest country in the
world to niggers, travelling gamblers and es-
caped convicts, is not exactly the party for
the people Of this republic.
The Seneca Advertiser. of Ohio, says: ga
dog fight would have made q better show
than the Grant ratification meeting did in
this place" We don't doubt it, for a dog
fight might have brought out Grant himself.
The daughter of prominent Radical in
Washington County, Va, eloped few days
ago with big buck niger. Bad for her, but
served the old man right. Only few more
practical Illustrations Of Radical doctrine are
needed to set the old folks thinkin'.
Butler says Bingham is a murderer Bing-
ham says Butter is coward and a thief
Donnelly says Washburne is q scoundrel and
fool. Wash5urne says Donnelly is GRIM
inal and liar All these leaders of Radical
ism are endorsed for truth and veracity, aud
in this instance none will question their re-
liability.
A boy fifteen years of age has eloped from
Lowell with gushing creature OF fifty, the
mother Of Eve children, who was q servantfn
the household of his mother.
When Donnelly said Washburne carried
Grant in his breeches pocket, Gen. Butler
remarked, "It was the proper place for small
change"
A New Jersey farmer has pulled up rad
ish seventy feet long and walled up the hole
for . well.
Grant must be better man for President
than old kbe was, for while the latter could
split rails good, Grant can lay out norm
fence faster than dozen men can put it up.
Thad. Steven says Judas betrayed only
one individual while johnson betrayed the
whole radical party. Won't old Nick make
his bones rattle one Of these lucky days,
Grant 10 q convicted liar by the mouth Of
Ave disinterested witnesses. Until this hap
pened be was not considered by the Radicals
fit for a candidate
Ben Wade by one little yes though, to take
the oath Of President of the United States,
but one little no made him take several other
oaths.
A niggerhead exchange says "the Repnb-
licaus are gathering" SO they are, and like
like boil, getting ready to 'buss r'
The Detroit Post says "Cofax will make
the opposition see -" If the Ku Klux
ever get after Colfax, be will see I I.
The Rump Senate did not impesch An
drew johnson, to any alarming extent, but
it did impeach Stanton, o murderer of infa.
NOUS renown
A year ago the Republicans were uncer>
tain about Grants politics. His many great
drunks and ignorant displays. since then,
have confirmed his Ra 1icalism.
An upcountry exchange says the "tbrd
party movement will end in smoke" Grant
is failing the neutrality-suspicious.
up in that manner now, very rapidly.
Butter.bowl hats, or sundowns, are again
in vogue almost everywhere.
A lady can nowadays dress most any
way she sees ft and she will be in style.
"Let us have peace" says Grant.
Shall we look to the South where you are
military dictator for pattern of your peace
Lately Stanton couldn't sleep unless his
room was guarded. Now he can't sleep at
alI. Acquittal is Macbeth that "joth mur.
der slecp.".