The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1868-07-31
alFr advertisements.
IF A II U M B U G,

IF A III U M B U G,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide;
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not scquaint
For they always
Have beeu jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men of science
Full of lies.
People know that Iiniments composed of Cay
enne pepper, turpentine, hartshorn, ether, &C.,
will produce Inflammation and pain. To purchase
such trash to stop Pain and Inflammation is ridicu
lous. Fire will not stop heat; dumb brute
shuns the heat and knows enough to wade in a
pond of water, when wounded to reduce, cool,
and cure Inflammation and Fever.
Pimps and gamblers try to look honest, but
folks can read the face too plainly. Some try to
persuade Ile Ignorant ludG pms, pnySlC, &c,
cleanse the blood, purge the system, and do a
hundred other things equally absurd. Every
body knows that it is false, and that no medicine
can purify or increase a drop of blood. Food
makes blood bone and muscle, and is the Staff OF
Life Every dose of medicine swallowed is reject
ed, and hurried out of the system quick as pos
sible. 1t is an enemy yea, deadly foe. Con
stipation ill health and weakness, are the result
of dosing, dosing, dosing the stOmach.-The living
system has enough to do without working herself
Joo in nd ha
cious nostrums poured down the throat Food
she welcomes when she needs it; yea, asks for 1T.
Let pill. makers and physic venders stop eating
food and see how long they can subsist on their
Od-purifying invigorating, health giving med
icines and cordials. What humbug is more trans
parent? dog would feel so insulted if offered
a dose, he would curl his tail downward in scorn,
and run away in utter disgust. All physical pain
arises from Inflammation. Put out the fire and you
stop pain absolutely. You can stop pain as easy
as you can quench fire with water. WOLCOTT'S
PAIN PAINT subdues Inflammation, heat, and fe-
yer one hundred times faster than ice Thousands
have had practical test of its merits at the very
moment oe most extreme pain and they can test
fly that it has not failed in doing its work. 1t is
simple it is harmless, it has no stain it gives no
smart it is for sale by Druggists everywhere and
it is.tested free ofcost at ITO CHATHAM SQUARE,
N. Y, and 622 Arch Street. Philadelphia
My wife had ulcer on her leg for thirteen
years caused by varicose veins, liberation extend
ing from her ankle oher knee some places eating
away to the bone. L have employed over twenty
physicians at vast expense during this period.
But all attempts at cure proved utterly aborttve
until tried DR.. Wolcott's Pain Paint, which the
doctors told me was humbug. But humbug or
not, it has done the work completely in less than
one month, removing the pain at the first applica-
ton. L kept her leg wet with Pain Paint con-
stantly until healed. wish we had more hum
bugs as useful as Dr. Wolcott's Pain Paint. 1 am
well known in this city any person who wants to
make further inquiry will call at lOl West Street.
New York, at the Hanover House, of which am
the proprietor, and think l can satisfy them as
to the benefit derived by the use of Pain Paint.
May IL 1868. PETER MINCK.
am selling Wocott's Pain Paint and Annihila-
tor, and it certainly gives satisfaction to my GUS
toners.
D. F. COLES, Druggist, Railway, N. J.
am selling more of Wolcott's Pain Paint, thar
any other Patent Medicine.
c. n. CRITTENT0N,
Wholesale Druggist, No 9th Ave, N. Y.
sell more of Wolcott's Pain Paint than all the
other patent medicines combined, and [ keep s
full supply of all that have any demand.
VALENTINE HAMMANN, Druggist,
No Ii. 7th Avenue, New York.