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Latest From &c ConYention.
the Ian the Presidency.

Special dispatch to the Citizen
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No I'm important acli5o 51' as taken ia. 'the
Convent ton until Tuesday, when tie com
mittee on resoludonss reported dat they
had agreed uaaEitnousiy % platform ana
were ready 10 report. The Resolutions. az
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There win be Sacramental meeting at8It 1Ioriah.
next Saturday and suncay. sevices alto O'Clock.
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ter some delay, were sent to the Secretafy's
degki ~ dosno at8 sfgi r ils @
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TIC ESTATE OF y IN aIiIO
county of Giles and State of Ten-
nessee. who has been adjUdged a Bankrupt on his
own PetjeiuI That thevIfg fen tof ans debts apaf
delivery Of any property Belonging to such BurIk-
rupt, to him, for his Use5and the transfer of
property by him are forbidden. by law hat ay
meeting OF the creditors Of sid bankrupt to prove
their debts and to choose one or more assenees Of
his estate WILDE held alta court Of bankruptcy, 30
be holden on the 18th DAY Of JHy, A u, 1865,
at O'clock, NJ, at the office of the Register m
bankruptcy, Pulaski, Tcn-I., before W. N. Dough-
", Esq sttegisteT.L- - - u a j. q :.
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IleF5 Was ~ UITV1VV'-
The roll being again called for fourth
ballot, North Caroline voted 8 for seymour,
TGrest and continuous applause,
Mr.. Tildeu said if the galleries we're to
interfere 10 Ibis way be would move that
they be cleared Richardson moved TO
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THIS is to give notice that on the both day of
i June, A d. 1865. a warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued against the estate of JAS Benne tt Of
the county of Giles and State of tennessee, who
has been anjudged bankrupt, on his own petition:
that the payment of any debts and delivery of any
property belonging to such bankrupt, to him, or
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V7HIS TO give notice that on. the goth day of
i Juno, "A D., 1868, warrant In bankruptcy
was issued against the estate of D / Kimbrough Of
....-....-. ..........- -, in the county Of Giles
and State of tennessee, who has been adiudged q
bankrupt, on his own petition; that The payment of
any debts and delivery Of any property belonging
such bankrupt To- him, OF for bis use, and She
transfer Of any property by him forbidden by
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IL
VA r.-sr5 a r.---.~. u. S. Marshal, Messenger. -
By g. r. ygaFaef. ID rtJ .. s. MING sl kly

his and the transfer Of any property by him are
forbidden by law. hut a meeting ofathe creditors
of the said Bankruptite prove their debts, and to
choose one or more assgnees of his estate, viii be
held at court Of Bankruptcy, to be holden on tho
10th day Old ally, A j, 1855, atg9 o'clock, g. M,
at the Office of register in bankruptcy, ia the court
4losse in Pulaski, Tenn., before W. N. Doughty,
ESQ, Register. f. r. GLASCOCK,
~ fF U 8 Marshall, Messenger.
BY J + Warner, Dept Marshall. Messenger
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aadfa.1C5.sI IN ia5la "a u .RT Y
GnN. MAaaUDna on NfGa1str1rAN.-s

GEN. MAaaUDRa ON MAzISt1rIAN.a
A Saratoga correspondent of the
Washington &ay' gives the following:
"Among the notables here is the
ex-Confede Gen. y. B. Magruder.
He delivered an interesting lecture O.
night or two since, in the Union
Hotel ballroom, on Macmillan, in
whose service he was for sixteen
months. He had q large and bril-
liant audience, and the lecture was
full Of interest. He declared that it
was Napoleon's desire Ito encourage
the Confederate cause, and to break
up the Union If possible; and the in
yasicn Of 1fexioo was made to, accom-
plish' those ends, and at the same time
gain o foothold on this continent.
Maximilian, he said, on the contrary,
favored the Union, and sympathized
with the North, and hoped, by OBJ
tanning recognition of the North, to
introdnce American ideas and enter
prises into Mexico to develop its
resources.pf .5Sig 3s3 ~ b,
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tion Acts (so-called) Of Congress as such
are usurpations, and unconstitutional re-
Yolutlonary, and void; that our soldiers
ana sailors, who carried tho flag of our
country 90 victory against q most gallant
and determined foe, must ever be grafe-
July remembered, and all the guarantees
gwen I'm IN their favor must be faithfully car
That the public lands should be iistri-
buted as widely as possible among the
people, and should be disposed of either
under the presumption Of homestead lands.
and sold in reasonable quantities, and to
none but actual occupants, at the mini
mum price established by the Government.
When grants of the public lands NAV be
allowed, necessary for the announcement
OF important public improvements, the
proceeds OF the sale OF such lands, and not
the lands themselves, should be 80 ap-
piled. e...
That the President of the United States.
Andrew johnson, i'll exercising the power
OF his high Office in resisting the aggres-
slons OF Congress upon the constitutions al
rights of the States and the people, is en-
titled to the gratitude of the whole Ameri
can people, and in behalf of the Democra-
tic party, we tender him our thanks for his
patriotic efforts in that regard.
Upon this platform, the Democratic
party appeal to every patriot, including all
the conservative element and all who de-
sire to support the Constitution and re-
store the Union, forgetting all past differ
ences OF opinion, to unite with us in the
present great struggle for the liberties of
the people; and that to all such, to what
ever party they may have heretofore be-
longed, we extend the right hand of fcl-
lowshlp, and hail all such cooperating
with US as friends and brethren.
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.CHARLESTON HOTEL.
CHARLESTON, s. G.

= OIIdIt1IIIOI OIF, % ..
A NNCO THE undersigned having
{,4ZzansSSAzS taken charge OF the above
MSSTa Hi1 well-known HOTEL, re-
- spectfully informs his
been REFURNIsHED, Il In ali of it's depart art
ments. The table will, at all times, be
eupplied with the best the Market affords,
including every delicacy in season, while
the cuisine will be unexceptionable. The
Bath Rooms attached to the Hotel are sup
Piled with the celebrated Artesian Water,
and Hot, Cold or Shower Baths can be OBJ.
tanned at any time. The same attention
will be paid to the comfort Of the guests
as heretofore, and travellers can rely upon
finding the Charleston Hotel equal to any
in the United States. The patronage Of
the travelling public is respectfully solicit
ed. J. p. HORBACH, Agent,
Jan IL Smo Proprietor.
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: ARTIFICIAL TEETH.

,mu DRS. REYNOLDS &
~ REYNOLDS are pre-
f1Yp pared to furnish ARTI-
-FICIAL TEETH on larger scale
than heretofore, and at rates much
below the usual charges.
Their recent Improvement, lately
patented, constitutes the highest
order of art in this speciality, and is
fully warranted. Dentures con-
structed bythis process possess many
can be supplied at about half the cost
of the latter.
An examination of specimens,
especially by those having experience
in such matters, is respectfully invit-
ed. Ordinary VULCANITE RUB
-BER SETS $25. The same, strength
ened by gold bands, S35. Terms
cash. April 80 /
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Richland...In EQUITY.

The Theological Seminary of the Evange-
ical Lutheran Church of South Carroll
ma and adjacent States us. Mary A..
Blanding, Executrix of Shubel Bland
ing, deceased. Bill for relief
DURSUANT to the decretal order in
Il this case, the Creditors of the Estate
of Shubel Blanding. deceased, are hereby
required to render and prove their de-,
mands before me on or before the 1st of
October next. D. B. DESAUSSURE,
July 9, 1868. C.E. r. d.
July IL
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Railroad Notice.

For Spnrtanburg and Union Celebration.
NlHE TRAINS on the Spartanburg and
Il, Union Railroad, on the day preceding
celebration at Spartanburg G. 81. and
Union @. II. will connect with both the
up and down trains on the Greenville
Railroad. Visitors will be passed at half
fare. The mass meeting takes place on
the 10th and 18th of September next.
THOS. B. JETER, President.
August 80
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CAROLINA NATIONAL BANK,
COL UMB IA, s.. c..

G PIT A L, 500, 900.
DIRECTORS.
L. D. CHILDs, Pres't. Maj. JNo. PRESTON, jr.
DR.. j. w. PARKER. EDWARD HOPE.
GEORGE W. SwEPsoN. of North Carolina.
w. B. GULIcK, G. J. InEDELL,
Cashier. Teller.
NNHE CAROLINA NATIONAL BANK,
Il OF COLUMBIA, will deal in Exchange,
Gold and Silver Coin, and do a general
Banking Business. The accounts of mer-
chants and others in Columbia, and in the
towns and country connected with it by
business, are respectfully solicited.
Collections attended to carefully and re.
mitted for promptly. Loans made on gold
coin and other collateral security.
The Board Of Directors meet. for the
transaction of business, EVERY MON
DAY, at 20 o'clock a. m.
COLUMBIA, s. c., June G, 1868.
June 6 3U'O
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Canvassers Appointed.

Agreeably to a resolution adopted
by the recent State Convention, the
following gentlemen are appointed
by the State Central Executive Com
mittee canvassers in the interest of
the Democracy:
State at large-Gabriel Cannon
and A. P. Aldrich. s.,,
Second Congressional District j.
B. Kershaw. ~ c~w
Third Congressional District ID.
Wyatt Aiken. rla
Fourth Congressional District
D. Simpson. tt
Canvasser for First Congressional
District to be hereafter appointed.
WADE HAMPTON, Chairman.
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Young Cayaignac has given another
proof o., great promise, Overhearing
some friends speaking, of the, Empe-
ror's recent speech ut Troyes, he re-
marked: .Ah, yes, it is Like the horse
of ancient Troy, one does not know
what is hidden under its fanks."
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To Bridge Builders, Lumber Dealers
and Others.


and Others.
GEALED PROPOSALS will be received
- until the SECOND MONDAY Of Sep
tember, by the President and Directors of
the Broad River Bridge Company, for the
following classes Of work to be done. and
kinds of material to be furnished, to be
applied to the construction of BROAD
RIVER BRIDGE, near Columbia, q. O., to
wit:
For Second Glass Bridge Masonry. in the
Piers and Abutments, --- per cubic
yard. 2t -.H
Fol. Labor in constructing the Super:
structure in Bridge, materials furnished
by the Company, 49, - per hneal foot.
For furnishing, Wrought Iron Rods and
For furnishing the whole. or In part, the
Pine and Oak Lumber In Superstructnre.
Plans and Specifications of the Bridge
and Masonry, also specihcetiops OF the
Materials to be furnished aud profile OF the
River, may be Seen end examined ct the
Office OF Alex, Y. Lee, Engineer
The President and Directors dosnot bind
themselves to accept any or tho lowest,
bids. sy EDWARD HOPE,
Aug 1917 President B. r. B. @.
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New York Advertisements

GRAIN AND FLOUR SACKS.
NNHE old established "COltN EXCHANGE
l. BAG MANUFACTORY" is prepared
to furnish GRAIN SACKS Of any desired
size or quality, and at short notice. Also,
COTTON and PAPER FLOUR SACKS,
neatly printed to order. Information
promptly furnished upon application.
w. B. ASTEN Il CO.,
25 Pearl street, New York City.
June II 3nio
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D R. T. T. MOORE
Entail SUR EON.

ID z N II "A L u II G z ON,
WOULD respectfully inform his Pa
wv TIENTS, and the public, that he
has returned and is prepared to execute,
in the most SCIENTIFIC MANNER, ali
branches of his profession. TEETH EN-
TRACTED WITHOUT PAIN, or any sub
sequent ill effects, by use of Nitrous Oxide
or Laughing Gas. Office over Gregg's
Store. Aug II
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DR.. D. L. BOOZER.

HAVING obtained from the different
Ill patentees of the profession, Office
T1STRY, is prepared to do all kinds of
DENTAL WORK with neatness, durability
and despatch, at the very lowest rates.
Perfect satisfaction guaranteed. Office GA
Main street, Columbia, 3. c., three doors
North of Agnew's. Vulcanized Rubber
Plates inserted at $25. MAY 2 1y
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T STILL LIVE.

'KT1HE great SUMTER BITTERs have
Il only to be tried to be appreciated. AS
cine, none is equal to it; as stomach ap-
petizer and q promoter of digestion, it is
the best Bitters out. Only try it, and your
experience will attest the truth of our
advice. For sale wholesale and retail, by
FISHER & HEINITSH, Druggists.
May II +
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Ale and Porter.

IN CASKS Jeffrey's Edinburg ALE.
lO 5 casks English PORTER. For sale
by E. & G.. D. HOPE.
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sIosrAH stnLEY.l
aEokaER sfBEEY.
sAMURI n. sIBI,F;Y..,
JosLAH slSIEY SAMUEL - sIBt eEokaE F siBLEY
8 2 B Es SRs &, g g ~ .13
II4 Es,a wARhEo aEeAHD M FL s.-5 .s M s3
COMMISSTO N M MER C CHAElH1y4tTEl e IS.
.al l7 REYNOLDS STREET, AUGUSTA. GA 81 es IS

M COTTON
IT. . ~
tnesp
gland;N
will all business
1mo
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Ford & Co.'s Stomach Bitters

Ford & Co. IS Stomach Bitters,
FOR CURING
DIARRHGA, CRAAIP COLIC, AND ALL
DISEASES OF THE STOMACH.
1t cleanses and purifies the blood, and
petite, it is ahead of all other tonics.
Price, por bottle, S1.00. A liberal dis
count to Druggists and Dealers.
45 FORD & CO.'S REMEDIES can be
had Of any leading Drug House in the
United States. FORD & CO.,
Proprietors, Box 45, Augusta, Ga.
aB Large quantities sent, per Express,
to any part of the United States, c. o. D.
E. Z. JACKSON, Druggist,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Ford &
Co.'s Remedies for Columbia and vicinity.
August Is 1y
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THE CAROLINA HOUSE,

a. LOCATED on Washington street,
E9next to Bremen & Carroll's, is now
undersigned. The best of everything, in
the way of WINES. LIQUORS, ALE, Sc
CARS, TOBACCO, etc., kept on hand.
LUNCH every day at II o'clock. Give
him call, and test the correctness of the
assertion made above.
June 19 RICHARD BARRY.
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Change of Schedule on G. & C. r. r

$ lEI 81 JE:LE. E15.E.IElE.!
NN and after WEDNESDAY,, the 10Th
" instant, Passenger Trains will run
daily, Sundays excepted, connecting with
Night Train on South Carolina and Oh ar
lotte and South Carolina Railroads:.
Leave Columbia at. !!.l7OO q. m,
Aston at... - ..r8.4O SU
Newberry at. ..i0.1O ,ess i,
Arrive at Abbeville at. ........ 500 D. M,
at Anderson at ....... APO
&c at Greenville at. . 800
Leave Greenville at. ............ 5.45 8. m.
Anderson at. ............ 6.25 n"
Abbeville at. ....... 500 I"
Newberry at. 1885 d. m.
Aston at. 215"
Arrive at Columbia at. -. .;yj3.45,a" '
Trains on the Blue Ridge Railroad will
also run daily, Sundays excepted.
Leave Anderson at, -. $50 p. m.
Pendleton at. $50 :"
Arrive at Walhalla at...... .7.80 ."
Leave Walhalla at. $3.50 d. m.
:" Pendleton at. ............5.30p4"
Arrive at Anderson at. t...........6.20 q"
The train will return from Bolton to An
derson on Monday and Friday mornings.
JAMES o. MEREDITH,
Aug General Superintendent.
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FORD & CO.'S
Excelsior Magic Salve /!
AND
w a. S H!

s UNDOUBTEDLY THE GREATEST
j discovery of the age. Forthe cure of
RHEUMATISM,
WHITE SWELLING,
NEURALGIA,
BRUISES, BURNS,
CUTS. SCALDS,
of how long standing, 1T HAS NO EQUAL.
Price for Salve and Wash, rs cents
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SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD.
Esl lEI @
GENERAL sUP'Ts OFFICE,


CHARLESTON, g. o., March 28, 1868.
DASSENGER TRAINS will run as fol-
Il lows, viz: 80.
Leave Charleston for Columbia. $50 a. m.
Arrive at Kingsville. ........... 1.30 p. m.
Leave Klngsville. ......... 2.00p. nj.
Arrive at Columbia. ... 3.50p. m.
Leave Columbia. ..-........... 600 q. m.
Arrive at Kingsville. ........... 7.30 q. m.
Leave kingsviile. ........ 800 p. m.
Arrive at Charleston.... ~. ]! $40 p. m.
The Passenger Train on the Camden
Branch will connect with up and down
Columbia Trains and Wilmington and hian-
chester Railroad Trains on MONDAYS,
WEDNESDAYS and SATURDAYS, ,pS
Night Express Freight and Passenger
Accommodation Train will run as follows:
Leave Charleston for Columbia. .5.40 p. m.
Arrive at Columbia. Cos 4, m.
Leave Columbia. ...... $50 b. m.
Arrive at Charleston. .....25 $40 a. m.
March 81 III. T. PEAKE, Gen'l Sup't.
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A SKETCH ,FROML LIFE,

'@Ah, Jacob, now yo6 see how
all youtohopes arel goife. Here
yeuvapeg all ! our, oehildrena re1
moved from US by the hand of
death, and ere long we must be
inmates Of the. poor house
Where, flow, is ali dthe Bread
that you have least upons the
water% 5I ,1jauo) 1h! Hwob
7gThe, old white haired man
looked UP at-his wife. He. was
indeed bent down with years,
and age sat Trembling Upon
Hin! " Jacob Manfred had beeh
acomparatiNelyf wealthy man,
and whileofortuneilihad smiled
upon, him, he had eyer been
amohg.the first to lend a listen
ing ear and helping ,hahd to
the ICause of distress; bit now
misfortune was LhiS nGOfi his
four boys, not one was left
Sickness and failing strength.
found him with but little, and
they, left him i penniless. .,y1,Y
8 Ar! qoPPFesaiYe. .embafgI9i ! On gl
the shipping business had been
the, first weight upon his head,
and other misfortunes came in
painfnhsucc Jacob and
his. wife were all q alone, > and
gaunt, poverty looked them
coldly in the face. &,
aaD6ht fepine, Susan" said
the old man. "True, we ARE
poor bnt,weIiare notiiyet for
saken," Ysaom boa7a9 .L-Bd E.JI,
Not forsaken, Jacobo?. Who
is there to help us, now?n 80
jacob 9 Manfred raised his
trembling finger towards hearl
em9toy bezGt 1910 huG 3niiro7
biiAba 4aeeb, + know; God, is
onr, friepd, but we, ought to
have friends here. Look back,
and see How many you have
befriendedi in days long past.
You cast yDhr bread upon the
waters. with aifree hand, but it
has pots returned to YOU" not,
'aHush, Susan; you forget what
yod say 70 be sure, l may
hateq hoped that SOME kind
hand of earth woulh lift me
from utter want but l. do not
expect it as a reward for any.
thing I have done. If T have
h e ped the unfortunate, j
have had my full reward in
knowing that / have done my
duty to thy fdIows.ZG or 6f ali
the1kihdldeeds Thaveo done I'll
myrcsuGering fellbwsIf would
not for ,goldhayeo them bletted
from my memory. All, my fond
wife, It's the memory, Of GOOD
done in life that makes old agt
happybnEven, nowof hear lthe
warm thanksoef those .Whomsl
have beffiendeds and again
canfsee theft smiles.%eh sHF
] s.@Yes, Jacob hsIreturnet ahil
| Wife in siA0werI tone, 4 know
! yapihsys b9gR begARp gaQdls dlssa, and 3D. ii
your memory you can be happy
1 bat alag there is The epafsgas9f
upof @hith @g HRust4osR;j RHeft
iEa ytealitynImponi whiuho VI,
4 sast awabn We mpshhsgdfa'
food or starve." rnicr
The old man started, and
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The significance oilers. 4

The Significance of Legs.a
lriSeme enthusiastic French.
man once declared the human
leg to be the most philosoph-
Tcal Of all stHdies. 2l'ShoW me
Fthe leg, ,nosaid Ga8tieF, sand |
willo Judge the mind p and it
does seem quite as natural
/ that the limb should indicate
the disposition as the shade OF
hair should indicate the temp
eramenrl liis ,IonaIlijp 1iIt'LsB
lTp What slothgfor, instance does
an obese limb betray! What
a shrew is the possessoriof, a
limb like a walking stickl But
what a gentle-woman is she of
the archedl insfep,j the round
ankles and the graceful pedes-
.ial, swelling , TO perfection and
modulating to, lightnessl What
d6gged obstinacy the .rumpy
leg which the knotted calf ex-
hibits sla oia' ci trb.l!J 1iodl nj
|lo What an irresolute soul does
the lanky limb ibetrayl How
we'll the strong ankle intimates
the firm purpose-how the flat
ankle reveals the vacant mind!
Young men abohtto marry
observes: rofCt obi nj eug,pii
The dark girl with "A large
leg will become fat at thirty,
and lie abed reading novels
till midday The brunette with
slender, very slender limbs,
will, worry your soul out with
jealousy. The olive skinned
maid with a pretty round leg
will make you happy. The
blonde with large legs Will de-
generate atuthirty-fNe into the
possession Of a. pair OF ankles
double the natural size and; be
afflicted with rhe enmati The
fair hairedIidamselswith 'thir
limbs will get tiup1 at half ,pasl
FIVE to scold the. servants, and
will spend her nights TALKING
scandal over tea. The ligh'
rosy gin, With a aHsturdy, mdScu
lar we'll turned leg,willb be jus
the girlIfor you. laIad iGoiEg
9fIf yoplean find, a, red haire(
girl with a large limb, pop th'
question at oncel -.
The short lady should Away
possess I'd slenderlimb;j the tai
lady should possessia large ant
ample one. These are the rule
to observe in making you,
choice! We do notmake then
Nature has, esta blishedthem
and we merely announcelt then
for the benefit Of mankind
4 Nsqo York ,Syaa li.'..,.a mod
We have no. doubt the above
hints are reliable, but how is T;
modest young man, looking af
terra wife, to find out2 y How j
mankind to BIZ benefited, un
less some plan, is made knowr
4 by which discoveries can b.
made? Mankind wadts:to know
! you know u 27oi!fd az jaa'
VI
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b rABIow fN4 ACCKiEz.sI..
,7bA BY JosH7BnLISas.

pdt iO nOirf.- .-T-7oJ n 1921 4,
4 AckjFgst-Enter a lap dorg,
carrying a boarding ,skool miss
in her arms, about 16 hands
high. 1t makes the dorg puff
the dotgilaSs down the board.
,ingSkoOli and orders mint
jqliGks- f9rtEp, with the usual
slckshun, The; dorg begins TO
Toll, the Boarding skool miss
tells ohinf o rev DRY up Gin
French J and the dorg says @he
be burned if be,willq Gin dorgD!
(GEeat sensashun among the
-awjence, With cries of "Plt
him out.Hl Finally d compro-
5miseis effected, Che boarding
skool miss kissed the Gdorg,
with tearsin herfeyes. Kon.
clpsiopn7w5Lap dorg; discovers a
wicked flea at work on bis, tail
-42phrsoos him-round and
round they goLdofg a little
ahead-someBody fhollers out,
tHMad dorgl'- boarding skosl
miss, miss faints IA n standipgrtherkur
tin drops, w., .,;...,'t ,.,,,,.,:
72.Ack number 3 Kurtin hiissts
o-severaf blind men III the dis
tancelooking thru a keylhole
-one oy em says she don't
see it," A, Shanghii, ruster
comes out with ;epanlets, on
and crows Yankee Doodle
musick by the band. The
Shanghi lays an egg on the
stage about the size .uv1oa
wasp's nest, and limps; off, very
much tired and. redoosed.-
Kurtih sinks for second time.
Ack number 3-Uurtin rises
slowly-big;b sarsage' on
a table-bolona n sarsage lifts
up her head and begins tew
bafkMband plays "Old Dorg
Tray" Kat Gums Rats. tale
begins tewI swell, bolona bsar.
sage and kat has a / fTteAthey
fite, IA rounds, therstsge,is Gov,
cred with kats and ,dorgs. Kon.
klusion-tha' awl jiiihe hands
and walk ltew the nfoSt:lfghtg
an old Bull Tarrier reads the
Presidents call for . 100000
more band plays, Sgo,ip, Lem
ons"--a bell rings, and kurtir
willis. AL" ''2Hoi ON 10 '''
| qAck number 41uA scene or
the Fri njKanall2 narts terrible
storm rages;, the :, kanal acts