The Portland daily press., 1868-09-29
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HUMBUG.

LIZ IA ELL " NA Et T. SJs
What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tae
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cgll it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before heir eyes
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men oil sc ence
Full of lies ......
Pain Paint has been tested Tree n cost over tep
square, NeS York, for the removal and cure of all
manner of pain and disease. he office is const ant
ly crowded With patients, rain SHINE. Every per-
son who buys Pam faint, OF tries it free Of cost
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills hava had their day,
hat phy sic is deceit
The l. rect and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaives,
Brute instinct shunS the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble but handles brush with
deNterty, and lays on the PAINT that neve. leaves
color or STAIN He paints girls, boys, and
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
fu
whether chronic or ACUTE from a simple mosquito
bite to the moss frlghttul cancer. Broken down,
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No, 17O Chatham SQUARE
n. Y. an all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense without money price, the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of e meanest tenement
house. or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue All, all treated alike,
and each wait their Iurn for an application OF that
wondel tul remedy. PAIN PAINE. and all distress,
pain and misery, vanishes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scerer of the king
dom of pain is broken under the fcuch of the brush
and crumbles like d SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim tn an ron grasp Tor scores OF years.
Hundreds ofphysici ms have witnessed the opera
tlons with aSt0nshment, and those who expected
sccf aud Laugh returned to pay. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat er. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else for 25 CENTS
80 cents. ST. SS, So, and SO per bottle, and select
what size th;y please Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles. and hold enough to drive
pam headlong, instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches
Dr. WOL1O is man of business. He has
been in the office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit ace courses or base bali matches hardly time
| to snatch a alunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
| honor to make single false statement.
1t is needless tor us to state the he has al
or
catarlh and colds i'll the heal, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathsome
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up the ANN oILArOR in pints, instead of half
pints and makes it one-quarIer stronger and more
eficen'. He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, nut hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands tremb ed to such degree that it
| it on desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the 30 cent botles and he sells
Hfiy pint hotties to one OF the smaller size. Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that Disgusting disease, CATARRli, Which leads d-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in neral do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny IT. Momng ever taken .
| head. You might as well put plaster ON the foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand-Catarrh is an ucera-
ion in the head and running sore the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it; at night down to the
| stomach and unIermines the whole constitution.
Catari snuff viii always produce catarrh and ag-
gTaVate the disease. sneeze is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the dficglty in tho throat and stomach fl ON this
load Of phlegm constantly pouring from the head is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead OF adling
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
Uhite wrappers.
CUT III Is OUT, post it up, and never forget
tnere is ONE PLACE you can go, OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No ITO Chatham-square, New York, and 12 Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless sl.E
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept 1s-4w