The Portland daily press., 1868-10-23
MEsCEE.GANEOUs
IF A HUMRGG.

What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Rain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquant
For they always
Have been Jealous
when their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains
Flash the truth
Before their ewes
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
ram FAINT has been tested, Tree OF cost over ten
montns every day except sundays at ITO Chatham
manner OF pain and disease The office is CONSTANT
iy crowded with patients, Iain shine. Every per-
knows that all who call it humbug tell fasehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
NO pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health.
we want to shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit;
The Lsncet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know stomachs were not made
To drench with PurgaLives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN There is a man whose
hand does not trembe. but handles brush with
dexterty, and lays on the PAINT that never leaves
Color OF SIAM ne paints girls boys, men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as If by magic, of any name or nature
whether chronic OF acute. from simple mosquito
bite 70 the most hightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients are sent by the officers OF hosp
tails to WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham SQUARE
am all pain is removed for every application,
Tree OF expense, without money price, for the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of the meanest tenement
house, or tor the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all treated alike,
wonderful remedy PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain, and misery, vanishes instantly, as II command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like spiders web, where before it
he IT'S victim with an iron grasp for scores Of years.
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment, and those who expected to
| scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peO-
PIE shall have It, and every body else, for 25 cents
CENTS g. 49, S. and IS per bottle, and can select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
VIII purchase the largest Sizes for they contain SIX
Teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pain headlong instead Of small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DR.. WOLCOTT is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses base ball matches-hardly time
| to snatch luneh.-Peope of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
1t is needless tor us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
caiarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIhILATOR in pints, instead of half
pants, and makes it one-quarer stronger and more
efficient He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it OH desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the 30 cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
| pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, for the disease is in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
| stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sneeze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in the throat and stomach, fiom this
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adLing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
acAtte wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and - Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept 18-4w