The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-09-23
MEsCEE.EANEOtJs.
IF A HUMBUG.

IF "A HUME UG.
What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tue
First of August
thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
OF cslt it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquant
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men oil SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree n cost over ten
months, every DAY Except Suadays) at TO Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of all
manner OF pain and disease The Office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain or SHINE Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint or tries il free of cost
Knows that all who call it humbug tell ialsehood.
We want poison in our ps
No pills to swallow down.
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to nav
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit;
The l. meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with PurgaLives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
deAterty, and lays on the PAINT that neve' leaves
color or STAIN He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pam as II by magic, Of any name nature,
whether chronic or acute. from a simple mosquito
bite to the most rghtu cancer Broken down,
trembling pa tents sent by the officers OF hospi-
tails 10 WOLCOTrS Office, No. 40 Chatham square
~ Y, ami all pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense without money price, tor the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, for the owners of brown stone and marble
palaces of Filth Avenue All, all are treated alike
| wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all Distress
pain. and misery, vanshes instantly as ii command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1T
held its victim with an iron grasp for OF years.
Hundreds OF physcians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonlshment and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else. for 20 cents,
30 CENTS ST. IS, 3d. and So per BOTTLE and select
what size they please. Those who able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pain headlong instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
| DIR. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years. and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base bali natches-hardy time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
| that he means just what he says He has too much
| honor to make single false statement.
It's ne2dless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme
| DIV, the ANNIHlLATGR. universally patrOniZed or
catarlh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsome
| up tie ANNIdILATOR in pnts, instead of half
pintS, and makes it one-quarer stronger and more
efficient. He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, hut hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
| man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
| was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it on a desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once a week, find immediate benefit Pint
bottles hold three of the 80 cent bottles and he sells
fifty pint bottles to of the smaller size. Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
| rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
| pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint.
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
lew are bold enough to deny IT. Mothng ever tt Ken
head. You might as well put plaster ON the foot
to cure ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore the matter tails
in the throat and clogs it; at night runs down to the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will ALWAYS produce catlrrh and ag-
gravate the disease A sne, ~ is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF ally Kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in tho throat and stomach ficm this
load Of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead of adding
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| Dhtte wrappers.
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of nse, at
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and - Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy brttles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old
Sept. 1S-4w