New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1868-07-24
THE CARPET-BAG.

ur Chinaman with his interpreter has
E to Lake George, and is quafing his tea
de its pellucid waters. He insists on
hiug to US, and we suppose his letter
be published. For an editor to de-
E to print letter is to make a mortal
nv. Hence the appearance of so many
usl illusions in the New Orleans Sun
Times. It's good-natured editor has moi
heart to decline the contributions Of
ftia LillyliYer and Adolphus Addlepate
LAKE GEORGE, July IS.
RvoUs BAG: 49,.
onr slave, Chang Hi Hong, learns much
sIieb. He has learned to say al" in
Il of "men in the proper place. For this
mi nv Romeo" This delightful
10 man, who is the wateriDg-place cor
9o1dept of the New Orleans Times, has
me come to this place. give him
ii cash to teach me English and poetry
bits day. He say to me this morning;
napg, you must write poetry as ! do, so
a. roll off a log" But" said l, /
not the poetic soul. The poet said
ss,cius writes verses at bis mothers
NO "Come with me" he replied, and
med. We went down tc the edge of the
and gazed upon the water. Do you
those ishes?'' said Romeo. 81 doth, "
lied vouI humble servant. "Those with
yellow Sides" he continued, "are The
tlepumpkin-aeed; those with the notified
es are the nutritious perch. l will
d an original ode to them TO show you
easily such a thing is DONE" With
he rolled up his eyes and his sleeves,
ned a blue and red lead pencil, and
A upon a piece Of paper, which had en-
ned package of "Sunnyside," the
bwing delightful lines:
tile fishes, run away
Come again on Friday;
Hhat do You think your mothern say?
Tudle, linkum, tidy
There said he, with the fire of genius
flashing from his eyes; II will send
in nv next letter to the Times. l
D. be immortal!
gazed in speeches. reverence at the
bred youth. That, / unused, is true
ry. 1t has rhythm; it has, above all,
tery-it touches upon the dim confines
he unknown. "Tudle, linkum, tidyP'
Ire is something Of the supernatural in
Josh!
8ou much wonder why i came here
Morrissey advised me. He said,
u are good Democrat, you have
naturalization papers, your life
recious. Very hot here in New York.
gests the future world. Don't like it.
nocrats must drink whisky or die, but If
drink whisky here in New York they
Of sunstroke. Dilemma. If they don't
lk they die of thirst; if they do drink
I die Of coop de soleel. You see ! pick
some French from the Louisiana dele
lon to Tammany Hall. We must go
N, or the Black Republicans will have
sjority in the city by November. Re-
blicans moral men; not drink bad whisky;
on slops; never have sunstroke. Damn!
all go away. Igo to Saratoga, where
ee a bankn"
% came away with my Romeo. not
D. to die. Vote for Seymour first. Ali
"a Cinnamon who have been in United
les or in New Jersey six weeks, vote for
m0ur, because he Caucasian.
Big hotel here. Magnificent hotel clerk
rose in his button-hole and FIVE carats
iamonds on his shirt. He said to me,
you write for paper? Well, / will do
same for you as for Romeo. He puff
sa hotel. Ilet him come to the second
e for nothing, and have his washing
e. Washing not much, four pieces a
ek, not much trouble for US, boil them
1t up with the napkins" / very glad,
agree to puff his hotel, provided he will
me time to practice the divine art of
ting up such establishments. have
pared this as specimen. If you like it !
Il close bargain at once.
THE SINGLE PALACE HOTEL.
fhis magnificent house Is now open on
sides to the public, having been re-
lily reftted and whitewashed, sand-pa-
led, puttied, and vanished, without
iudice, however, to free circulation Of
winds through the walls and door
Cks. Its situation Is perfect, and by
nbing, on a clear day in midsummer
ut noon, to the top Of the liberty pole
lob stands in front Of the house, the
rist NAV obtain a charming view Of the
shboring country. mine host, the Jolly
pkins, Is enc Of the most accom-
Rhed, learned, distinguished, exalted,
tremendous beings that ever kept a
rding-house. He is truly affable, having
e been known TO so far condesoend as
answer q question addressed to him by q
st. He is, in the poetic parlance of the
hmboat reporter, "ably seconded" by a
ps Of ten clerks, each Of whoA has fif
sets of sleeve buttons, and who froWu
seedy traveller with a vehemence
ch can not but delight the aristocratic
rst. There are seventeen perters In the
lse who can be employed to look at the
gage Of the visitor for about three dol.
each per day. The walters, both male
female, are pure Caueasians, having
arrived to the number of two hundred
sixty from the charming and rural re
na Of the south of Ireland. Unsophis.
Ated and graced with beauty unadorned
fly with rapture to wait upon The
Eeler who has presented then
sufficient stamps" a guest at the
ngle Palace has been known to get q
4 Of parsnip at dinner at as low prieS
one dollar. The hotel in question has Z
-Foom 500 feet long, and Il is proposed
few years tol have a bathroom also
reading room has on file the Lacrosse
aoerdt, the New Orleans Times, the Las
satioR, and the New York Clipper The
Iary contains the travels of MunchauseE
the autobiography Of Casanova. The
iers are furnished with combination o
styles OF Louis Quartorze, William
nth, ana Andrew johnson, and contain
Aty.nlne spittoons, one Of which meas
Elk feet IN diameter. The fact that /
Is Southern planter" will not pre-
him from being politely received .
house, but drafts on commission mer
n@ ere net as a rule received in pay
\ Of bills. Terms IS per day, wild
Az additional charges 10 those occupy
rooms over six feet by seven.
treat Bag, kiss thy toe.
CHANG HI HONG.