The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1868-07-07
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
IF A HJ1MRITG

+ A HUMBUG,
i What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First Of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied
Those who lie
Or call IL humbug.
Are the doctors
Not acquant
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
b $500 As high mountains
Flash the truth
Before their eyes
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF science
Full Of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, free OF cost, over |
ten months, every day (except Sundays) at 40 |
Chatham square, N Y , Tor the removal and cure |
of all manner of all manner Of pain and disease |
The Office is constantly crowded with patients, |
rain or shine Every person who buys Pain Paint
or tries it free OF cost knows that all who can it
humbng tell falsehood.
We want no poison in our lips
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws OF health
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors ills 10 pay,
Or Dndertakers fees.
We know all Pills have had their dav
That physiC Is deceit,
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more sball greet
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with purgatiNes,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN There is a
IA man whose hand does not tremble but
handles brush with dexterty, and lays on the
PAINT that never leaves color or stain. He
| paints girls, boys, men aud women, by tho hun
| dreds every day and evening. He removes pain
a.. ~ by mugic, OF any name or nature, whether
| chronic or acute from simple mosquito lite ~
| the most frighttul cancer. Broken down, trenl-
bling patients. are sent by the officers Of hoepi.
| tails to WOlIOIT'S Office, No. 10 Chatham
square, N Y and all pain is removed for every
application, free Of expense, without money or
| price, for the tenant Of the sunken cellars OF the
| meanest tenement house, or for the owners of
| brown stone and marble palaces OF Fifth Avenue
| All, all are treated alike, and each wait their
turn for an application OF that wonderful remedy
| PAIN PAINT. and all distress pain and misery
vanishes Instantly, as it commanded by IA super
natural agent The scepter of the kingdom Of
| pain is broken under the touch OF the brush, aud
crunbles like spiders web, where before it held
| its victim with an iron grasp Tor scores OF years
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the OPP
| eratione with astonishment and those who eN-
pected to scott and laugh returned to pray. A
factory in Brooklyn and the office in New York is
driven to its utmost capacity day and night. The
| Doctors friends urge him to double the price at
once but the Doctor, with AN elnphatetic No,
settles the matter. The psope shall have it, and
| everybody, ior 20 cents, 80 cests 81, 80. 81 and
IS and can select what sizo they please. Those
who are able certainly will purchase the largest
sizes, Tor they contain sixteen OF the dollar bot
ties, and hold enough to drive pain heallung, in
stead OF a small bottle that removes pain only bv
| inches.
DIR. WOLCOTT is a man oi business. He has
no time to visit lace courses base hall matches
hardly time to snatch lunch People OF com
mon sense know that he means just what he SAYS.
ho has too much henor to make single false
stat ment.
1t is needless for us to state the success lac ha,
already ach ieved in the sale Of his old standart
remedy, the ANNIilILATOM universally pat
ronizcd tor catarrh and colds in the head wmei
| Is to day the only leading and reliable Tor tina
loathsome yet universal omplant. Still more
he now puts up the ANNlHILATOR in pints in
stead of half pnts, and makes it one quartz
strong,rand more efficient, He has cured by til,
sse OF this valuable medicine not only thousand
| OF weak nerves. Many man whose hand
ircmbed TO such degree that il was impuSsbl,
to read n newspaper without LAYING il ON IA desk
and who could scarcely write their name oice
week, find immediate benefit Pint bottles hole
three Of the 90 cent bottles and he sells iiltv pin
bottles to one ot the smaller size. Thousands sat
for Who would he wholly restored from that dis
gushing disease, CATARRH, which leads drectl
10 lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves. pail
in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general 10 not understand Catarrll
anil few are bold enough to deny it. Nohn
= ever taken into the stomach can cuIe il, for tn
dis ease is in the head. You might As well put
plaster on the foot to cure an ulcer on the hand
? Catsrrh H. an liberation in the head aud run
, ming sore tho matter falls in the throat an,
clogs it at night runs down t, the stomach an
I" undermines the whole constitution
Catarrh snuff will ALWAYS produce cltarTh an
, aggravate the disease, A snee2e IL natures mo,
emphatic No. and dust OF any kind IS most pos
| lively Injurious.
=, You must cure the fostering ulcer in the head
and tho difficulty in the throat aud stomach iroI
this load OF phlsgm constantly pouring from til
head Is removed. Ii must be cleaned out, instsa
! of adding snuff and more Nth. But none OF til
| Doctors remedies unless in PUBE WHITE wrapper
CUT THIS OUT. post 1t up, aud never torgt
. 4 there is One Place you co. or bo carried, an
have all physical pain removed free OF expense,
1 No. 40 Chatham square, New York, and II Han
| over street, Boston, when all other doctors Civ
You up as hopeless.
4 Folks possessed OF common Wit,
i Buy bottles that white wrappers lit;
~ But fools arc often caught and sold