The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-09-22
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HUMBUG.

F A HUME UG,
What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever Sluce tue
First of august
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie
Or c. Ii it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint {;
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
. Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o cost, over ten
months, every day Except Suulays) at 40 Chat ham
square, Ner York, for the removal and cure of all
manner Of pain and disease. he office is const
ly crowded ~ilh patients, ain OF shne Every per-
son who buys Pam Faint, or tries it free Of cost,
Knows that all who call it humbug tell a ialsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burnioo linlmens
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disea,e,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers tees.
We know all Pills hay7 had their day,
That phys is deceit;
The l. pcet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purga ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles brush with
dexterity, and laws on the PAINT that neye leaves
color stain. He Daiufs hovs m and
men, by e hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by mage, of any name nature,
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
bite to the mosr fr'ghtful cancer. Broken DOWN,
trembling ia tents are sent by the officers OF hosp-
tails 10 WoLCoTT'S Office, No. 10 Chatham square.
y. Y, an all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense, without money price, for the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house, for the owners OF brown s4One and marble
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wondel full remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain. and misery, vanshes instantly, il command
ed by superntu ral agent The scepter Of the king
dom of pain is brok under the touch of the brush,
and crumbes like SPIDERS web, where tetore 1t
held its victim with an ron grasp Tor scores ct ears
Hundreds "fphysci ms have Witnessed the opera
lions with astonishmen, and tho.e who expected TO
Brookiva and the ece in New e York is driven its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat er. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for 25 cents,
80 cents 81, IS, So and So per bottle, and select
what size th;y please. These who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes Tor they contain slX
teen OF the doll bottles and hold enough to drive
pam headlone instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
Dr. WOLCOrT is a man of business. He has
been in the office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit courses base bali matches hardly time
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
| thai he means just what he says He has too much
honor to make single false statement.
1t is needless for to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR universally patrouized or
caiarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIuILATO2 in pnts, instead of ha.f
| pints and makes it one-quarer stronger and mole
eficeni. He has cured by tn. use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, hut hundreds Of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands tremb ed to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it Oh desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles he sell
fifty pint hotties to one of the smaller SIZE Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that DISCUS ing disease, CATARRl1 which leads d.
rectly to lung complaints, dysp Apsa, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint
Doctors in neral do not understand Catarrn aDo
few are bold enough to deny it, hing ever taken
into the stomach cure ii, Tor the disease III the
to cure an ulcer on the hand-Catarrh is an uIc ra
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tai
in the throat and clogs it; at night runs down 10 the
stomach and un lermin S the whole constitution.
Catsr snuff wi always produce cat lrrh and ag-
gravate the disease. is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
iniur. Gus.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the dfic lty in tho throat and somaoh, ON this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead of adLing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
aChi'e wrappers. e.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can 60, OF be carried and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, al
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common w.t.
Buy b tiles that while wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With prin ed wrappers, brown and old.
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