The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-19
MlsGEELANEOUs
IF A HUMBUG.

What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tue
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or Cali it humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
when their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men oil sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o. cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
square, New York. for the removal and cure of ali
manner Of pain and disease The office is CONSTANT
y crowded with patients lain or shine. Every per-
son VINO buys ram Paint, or tries it free Of cost,
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day.
That physic is deceit;
The L meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity and lays on the PAINT that peyer Leaves
color or stain. He paints girls, boys men and wo-
men, byt e hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name or nature,
" mr. apufa frar
bite to the most fr'ghtful cancer. Broken down,
trembn pa tents are sent by the officers OF hosp-
taS 10 WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square,
Y, ami all pain is removed for every application
free of expense, without money price, tor the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house, or TOR the owners OF brown Stone and marble
palaces of Filth Avenue. ALL all are treated alike
and each wait their turn for application ot that
wonder tul remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress.
pain. and misery vanishes instantly, as if command,
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush,
and crumbies like a spiders web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp Tor scores OF years.
Hundreds ofphysici sns have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment, and those who expected TO
soon aud laugh returned to pray. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at vce but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat err The peo-
pie shall have ii, and every body else for % cents,
90 cents s3, So, and So per bottle, and select
what size thy please. These who are able certainly
viii purchase the largest Sizes they contain
teen OF the doll bottles, AMI hold enough to drive
pain only by inches
DR.. VOL OFT is man of business. He has
been In the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base bali intellectually time
to snatch a lunch.-People of common sense know
that be means just what he says. He has too much
honer to make single false statement.
1t needless tor us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENEE
dy, the ANNlHILATGR universally patrouized. OF
calarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathsome
yet universal ccmpaint Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIuILATOR in pints, instead of half
psnts, and makes it one-quar'er stronger and more
eficleni. He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
OF catarrh, hut hundreds of weak nerves. Many q
man whose hands trembled to such degree that it
was impossible to read a newspaper without laying
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles, aud be sells
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that DISCUS ling disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
Doctors in neral do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, the disease in the
head. You might as wen put plaster on the foot
to cure ulcer on the hand-Catarrh is an ulcera-
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarih snuff viii always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. A sneeZe is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach fom this
load OF phlegm constantly pouring from the head is
removed; 1t must be cleaned out, instead of aduing
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
schtte wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, OF be carried, and
nave all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy tiles that white wrappers fit,
But tools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w