The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-07
M1sCEE.kANEOsJs.
IF A HUMBUG.

IL IN HI u IVAn OUs
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
e o.. Ever since tie
First of August
b q .-re-I thousands have /
Pain Paint applied.
- t4 1t Those who lie,
Or c. Il it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
have been Jealous
When their patients
s3' e Use Pain Paint
#N Pile up facts
As b gh as mountains,
Flash the truth i
a.-t.a- Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is lways humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies ...
Pan Paint has been tested, Tree o cost, over ten
mOnhs, e. cry day Except Sundays) at 40 Cha ham
squse. Ne York. for the removal and cure OF all
ma aer of pain an disease. he Office is constant
ly cpwaed WIGh patients, ain or SHINE. Every per-
son who buvs Pam Faint, tries it free Of cost,
BnoTs that all who call it humbug tell a talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning iiniments
In City County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
t. We want TO shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
or Undertakers' ices.
We know all Pills hay had their day,
That lhy sic j. deceit;
The l. meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs not made
To drench with Purga ives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
| ATRE BLI>G MAN. There is man whose
hanl does not tremble but handles brush with
deAerlty, and laws on the PAINT that neye Leaves
cole or stain, He paints glrls, boys, men and
mel by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as II by magic of any name or nature,
| whther chronic or aeute. from simple mosquito
| bite to the mos frlghtiul cancer Broken down,
trep bling pa tents are sem by the officers OF hospi
| talsto WOLCOTTS Office, No. IT, Chatham square
| NJ, an all pain is removed for every application,
freeof expense, without money price, or the tell
| antot t. Q sunken cellars of Q meanest tenement
| hose, or for the owners OF brown ssone and marble
paaces of Filth Avenue All, all are treated alike,
am each wait their turn for an application OF that
| wode tul remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pan. and misery, vanishes instantly, as il command
ed ~ supern itural agent The seepter of tn. king
don of pain is bro under the tuch Of the brush,
| ant crumbes like spiders web, where teiore It
he'll its victmwth ron grasp scores OF ears.
Hundreds nfphysci ms have witnessed the opera
tiops With astonishment, and tho who expected 10
scott and leugh returned. to pray. factory in
Brooklyn AMI the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him t. double the prce at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat Ell. The peo-
lple shall have it, and every body else, tgr " CEN s.
80 cents. 81, 49, S., and IS per bott and en- select
what sig III " rleas In SC who are able tsinl
viii purchase the rsest sges, they contain
zen OF the doll bottles, ami hold eRou. h to drive
laln h alon", instead OF small bo tie that removes
| Jain only by inches. .r1 ENe
DR.. VOL orr is a man of business. He has
leen in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| NOW JUST where TO find him. He has no time t.
Tist race courses or base ball matches hardly tim
20 snatch asunch.--People of common sense know
hat he means just what lie says. He has too mucl
ion9r to make single false st tement.
1t is needless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENE
dy, the ANNiHILsTGR universally patronized OIL
,pHa is in hn pd plt Iah
Jnly leading and reliable eds tor that loaths MT
yet universal mpaint Still more, he now put
up tie ANNIrlLATOR in pints, instead OF nag
hints, and makes it one-quarier stronger and mot
efficen'. He has curei, by tn use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh, nut hundreds oil weak nerves. Macy
man whose hands tremb to such degree thai i
was impossible ia read a newspaper without layin.
it on desk, and who could scarcely write thei
names once a week, find immediate benefit Pm
bottles hold three of the 80 cent bottles, aud lie sell
fifty pint hottes to OF the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
that disgusting disease, CATAkkh, which leafs Oh
rectly to lung compa nts, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side AMI stomach and live complaint
| Doctors in e neral do not understand Catarrn am
few are bold enough deny it, Nothing ever takel
into the stomach cure it, Tor the disease IS in th
| head. You might as well put plaster on the foo
80 cure an ulcer the hand,-Catarrh is an ulc IA
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tall
in the throat and clogs il at night runs down o III
stomach and un iermin the whole constitution.
Catarl snuff wi Away produce catlrrh and ag
gravate the disease A sneeze is natures most EN-
phafic No, and dust OF any kind is most positiye
injurious. 2. irE4t Irr .-..4 sl..fi. 81.
You must cure The fostering nicer in the head an,
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, nom thu
load of phegm consi antly pouring from the head, i
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, insteadsOf addni
| snuff and more filth. . tEHl
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pur
| schite wrappers lsHit
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forge
there is ONE PLACE you can go, Oh be carried, an(
have all physical pain removed free of expense, a
| No. ITO Chatham-square, New York, and IL Hanno
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give yol
| up as hopeless.
| Folks possessed of common w.t.
| Buy tiles that white wrappers fit,
| duz7d But fools are often caught am sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
| Sept. 1S-4w t.1ttal