The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1868-09-05
fro BE coNfINUED.l
The AnatomIzed Yankee /.

The AnatOmized ankees
Prof. s. was physiological lectur-
er who travelled from one end Of the coun-
try to the other, displaying his posters TO
the best advantage ia country towns- Among
the attractions of his exhibition were sksl-
eton aud a manlkin, the latter very perfect
Of it's kind, and capable Of being taken apart
bit by bit, till nothing was EFT bat vast
pile Of muscles and other parts OF the hu
man structure. Prof. s. vas big wag in
MS way, and did not confiae mis- drolerJ TO
his audiences la one Of the rural villages
out west he chanced to have for q bed-felow
. YER liant farmer, who was absolutely 50
green tiat he had never seen or even heard
Of artificial teeth. Before retirIng to rest
the conversation turned upon the facility
with which soldier stopping AZ the tavern.
used his artificial leg, aud tue Professor as
tonished the verdant farmer by telling him
that some msn were almost completely artl-
hcIal, aud predicted that sns time nis0t
come when a maa might bs taise through
out, having a stomach IN wnica food mignt
be placed, and VITO the addition Of spoon
ful Of patent gastric juice, have tne tool
quickly dIsssted, adding slyly tnLS he him
self WAS greatly depen liant on the tnanufA &C
turer for bis present existence. WIsn these
reyefstions, the couatryman hardly dared 60
look at him.
On retiring for the night the Professor de-
signedly attracted the yer iAnt's atIenGloa BY
removing his wig. Waen, however, be
opened his mouth, aud quietly removed hls
teeth, the verdant, terrified oy sucn q per-
tormanoe, hurriedly jumped into bel, and
burying himself beneath the sheets, tried %
lose himself in sleep. TINS tue lecturer pre-
vented by inarticulate mutterings, stating
that he would sxtibgu'sh the hgats, ~ be
was rather ashamed 20 be seen taxing min
self apart.
Opening the closet door he carefully tool
the manikln apart, and bringing ~. ms nice
ly cleaned skull proceeded - .rraase tns
lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, Ilte.tIiss and
other parts Of the manikin various eou.
spicuous parts of sne room. Zoe ~Ashst.ni 4
table, bureau and chars ware pAsGy iEtrcs
With the apparatus.
While busy at this work lie glve uttsrAacs
to numerous painful howl s.I groans, FAR
ly making the yerdant's nnr stand on cad
He initiated the winning ~ VI his tangs, A
readiness FOX the m0rnins, and alter susdrl
other tricks jumped into ,sd, carry inR wrtl
hun the cold wash basin, SnIch DC porp0sel'
backed up against ths warm body Of IA
bed fellow, who nearly jt.mpel Out of be'
from The contact, anu lnrUugh the nsgn
clung 70 the extreme verge Of the bed wlS
fear
| The Professor had his eyes open brigh
and early in the morning 70 witness the tuu
Buried la the bed csotRes, wlEn one htul
p-ep-hole, through wnich " watch The psU
ceedings, he waved. Tns vsrdAnt soon slIg
ped 0ut of bed and started Tor has paal.
when his eyes tell on fhs glistening skaA
A morbid fascination led has eyes arvum
the room, aud taking in the wnois horror I
the display at once, he Grabbed has eloshs
aad with q long howl Of terror and dsspaa
rushed headlong from the room. fRs lss
turer instantly Jumped from the bed a1
quickly dressing, skipped down stairs, wnul
ns met the countfym man, haif out VI hls sie
trying to explain sne necessity oi leaving b
fore breakfast rNsH
The appearances Of the lectnrsE, 20 quickl
pat together, completed has irighL, aud Hll
another howl he dew from the tavern ADD a
, astounding character Of Yaskss who oou
take himsslf apart - easily - he osp
butcher and cut up IN OK.
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| SsrasGe Discovery On sks Csnnessssm
A ysiusbls discovery sas ssrsaEsly mal
short time since on the banks II ma Ca
necsicns river, three miles from Middletow
, A gentleman living in the nsighborhoo
went out cunning on the Fourth, and i'm v
: course Of his perambalssicns rsschsd v
4 river bank. All Of sudden 10 gsgs WI
beneath ham, sad he ssljd down the slo
= 40 feet, feeling ss she ssans time tkAf
was siakiag into the sand. Hs thought q
: Quiek-mnd dsposit and gAve himsslf 40 t
J lost; but be slid down safely wis6 dis g4
{ sinking in however, above his knees An
!. getting up snd shaklng on the Soc coll,
b next thoagns Of cleaning oas his ggn,
\, an the fall IL had become filsd and cover
y with sand. Whas wns No. surprise 90
shss In wipane oG the barrsl - had polish
u it up bright h immedlstsly oessrrsd
4 him shss il was amAry, and thzs sonsbo
VI Wsuld maks n fortnne or - etwtnp. N
" hAsts - thst oWnsE sef ne hnd-
y mpeh DO you won't Tor thas bitef lapd
Al yours - the bank r. sNelL i psi6 =
J. Tor ~ epd yeu en- h&gD d for Nroor THnee
sp4eew i1eFe snoQgh " - 1Ezs rate
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y tesses <isessWsa siese u ~ eHRe =
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y lthank Qhns Roreono ~ b0fne yeE1 Goot
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