The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-09-27
SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER ~, 1858
For the Sunday orescentl
JOCK0 WRITES ABOUT RIOTS.
! rejoice in q riotous Imagination.
l am consequently fond Of riots.


am consequently fond Of riots.
think every man should have riot.
heard there was to be a riot last night.
walked three miles to find it. l didn't find it
WHY Because IT wasn't to be found. Helas
Ii has been the dream of my life TO revel in riot
Gus profusion. believe / could profuse in a nan
ner to do myself credit.
Riots is 2 weakness Of mine. Hence, when
near the melodous newsboys singing Hyurs the
Evening Dimes-fnl account the rioth / feel
moved. am always moved by concord of sweet
sounds-which proves | am not fit for spoils to
say nothing OF treasons, stratagems and the like
IL comes near spelling my temper sometimes
however; and by the way, what kind of gem
would you call stratagem-something geoiogi.
cal presume, belonging TO the tertiary, perhaps.
or even to the old red sandstone. "a
But be this as II may, riots is riots, and should
not be despised. Riots is the one thing needful
TO q properly organized state of society. Riots
produces excitement and consequently stirs the
..'oou; "4lcn IN turn prevents stagnation in
iernally-for who could stagnate Internally, while
French. SOY AZ
--F iaif.eerssSvsfs- woman. II makes {. W. look
instlnctlyely to the strong arm and the manly
heart which Is naturally the thing she looks to-
Hence she becomes more interesting and the
interest increases as the riot gets nearer In
fact, there are few things more so. Sea sickness
Is pretty good in its way, bat riot is the thing
To be enjoyed, however, at its best and bright.
est, riots must be taken regularly. Broken doors
oont answer. The morning "Pck a.timer must
nave the details Of the last, and the evening opel
Ter must contain additional particulars, with
vivid anticipatons of the next or else the talk will
nag. mo reference to "the old hag"-I am NOT
much on the flag since one April many, MANY
years ago.
If you take your riots freely and don't stint
yourself, 1t is amazing what benefit you will derive
from 1t. For myself, my appetite has Increased
30 that Mrs. Towel is seriously indisposed, and
am grown 30 fa-feshY, | mean-that NV hest
friends pass INC on the street. 1t is entirely due
70 rlots-and always give the SSeyiI bis due. The
Wsy OF u ID this: l am q Son of Malta. ana n
lone star, and Comus, and a Seven Wise Men.
ana toetween ourselves and to 90 no further) I'm
n M: Kluk Khan. Request to the Printer; Please
put this last In excessively snail type. So small
you can't see IL, II possible. They say its death
TO mention Il, though can't speak from expert.
ence.J Now, being all these things, not 20 men.
ton the Masons and the A. U. o. D.. and the l. o.
X. N. and the Polysyllabic Pollywogs, / am called
on rather frequently for duty of various kinds
guard duty and scout duty, and champion of IN.
protected females and punch-mixer after the bust
ness Of the evening is disposed OF, and leader of
the Billy Goat, and holder of the Red Hot Poker
and am walked and run and trotted and double.
qulcked, and ordered here and ordered back, ana
sent yonder and recalled, and stationed there and
everywhere, ull-its no wonder | eat. wolf
weuld eat-under the circumstances. Bat it's
healthy-and its riots.
20 IN the words Of Byron-romaically. taken |
say bully for riots and whisper softly TO mvself
(in indgnation) "Cali-riot girl with the dark ewes
give me your fist"