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Do not be Deceived.
DEAFNESS, BLINDNESS.

And Catarrh, treated with The utmost success. By
lsAACs. n. D.. Oeuiist aud Aurist (fOrmsrly ofLsy.
den, HollandJ No. Tvs Arch et,tst. eHILAnA.-'
Tsstinonials from tho most rsiisble Aovsess In tAs
City apd County san bs seen q Ais ose. The med.
oal faculty are invited 10 accompany their patcnis
% hs bss 10 secrets u hts psselits ARTIFICIAL
EYES. inserted without PAIN. No charge fos szau
instioR. (Aprii -. Ieeo,-Iy
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THE M isERABLES

or this. bright and cheerful world arthc Dyspep.ies
Withouts good digestion there can neither be bodily
comfort nor mental enjoyment. ie,
Be tween the stomach and the bmin there 10 close
aud wonderful alliance. II the ono 10 disordsred
the other 10 gloomy. detected incapable Of effort aud
indihsrest 70 oil that makes life agreeable TO the
healthy. -..t..
10 this condition that any rational human bengis
10 willing TO endure, when the means Of CERTAIN i'm.
mediate and permanent relief can b sbssinsd every.
whercf l-N .r..t -..,:
The Dyspepde has his fateiin his, own hands. II
no chooses to dassh forever the eieorder that racks
his body and dsturbs the mind with namecss horrors
he has only to step to the esarsst drug store and pro-
cure supply Of Hoststters eeouach'B,tser 100
No phase Of Dysospsia has ever yet rus, Ned the
Alternative tonic and anti bilious operatoun Of this
potent vegetable specific. II Literally regsnerases
TIE Ielher gie stomach uses into healthy action
the dormant iver puts to flight the dismal faaeies
that bsset the mind gently rei ewes aad regulates
the bowels strengthens the snfcsbled ,neve O.; re.
stores the appetite. and makes, % Il were, new
creatareof the dcsE Eondns AMI dsblitated invalid.
Ladies' who suffer from indigestion have only 10
take small dose of his pure vegetable eosreetive
once or twice day, to secure entire exemption from
the pains and penalties Of s.weak stomach aud that
perfect functional regularity, hi,h bat few Of the
see uninteFuptsdiy:enjoy. s.,'a
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ERRORS OF YOUTH.

p .S pssy g. ii e.. To- .ss: q
youth fl udiscretion, will, FOR the sake Of SUFFERING
humanity, send free 10 all who need Il, the recepe
which he was cured. Sufferers Wishing to profit BY
the adveFisers experience, can do 20 BY addressing
3 perfect confidence, JOHN 3. OGDEN. - CsdS
Street New Ysrk. Nay %, IS67.
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NEW GOAL YARD.
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Esssss@ DsviS Cssh, late II sssssr TIP. dsessssd
Letters Of adm iniytrstion on ths sssass of David
W. Clark. late Of Montour Tow wnship, Columbia
County, deeeased have been granted BY the Reg aer
County. All perious having claims bssiast the es-
tate o the doceienj requested to them TO
tte H1ministsstof foS settlement and thoea knoing
Themselves indebted to the estate will make Imuedi.
ate payment 10 the undersigned.
J. Q. sHUMAM, Administrator.
Catawissa, Jan. 9, lS6S--6w.
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7 ovELY GIRLS AND FESTIVE BOYS, ssnd an
- addressed snvelOps snd rs eents,and will send
.Addres: MARY MooRE. e3IBroadwsy, NJ
nsy 10, ls66-ly,
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ERRORS OF YOUTH.

A sentieman who 10 aaviy life wss Q vissjoSo 70 ~
debasing vice 90 common V youth. which Fesultsd
u ssnia.l Weakness, Iavoisaiasy Iaisssons and
Esivous rrossre.ea ~ sas.S nsss ssti.s bic dsys
oies without suessss. hs obsaasd iesM itead cone
simple sulss and presrriptioas that afseteA per.
mansnt cure. On 'eehalf u saosriag hpsianity' hs
will send the same fres of charge 70 ell vho may
desire II. Add.ess ED0AE TRgMAiNE,
shtioo o. Dible hsasa, New Yosh
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DIR. J. G. AVER 4 CO.,
Practical and Analytical ChsNi0te
LOWELL, ~ g.. AMP
... AND FOLD U .,
Ayers Ague Cure. 1881

Fol the sSsspY AND cHRfAH Cos o. IHTS lnrT7s
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This remedy hss rarely failed to eureise sevssss,
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does II produces Suiaism % any injurious $50, what
ever: Shaking brothers Of the Ssmy sfShs west.iFy
Prepared BY Dl. J. G. AYEa 3 CO. Lowell NsssI
vesvwhere. !,
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HORSE KADIsH.-We see long detailed
accounts printed as to tho way Of cultivating
Horse Rsdsh, which possess great facility
in teaching people how not to raise it. This
vegetable is cultivated with the greatest pos.
sible easc Dig up Led, full spade deep,
in rather low moist place; manure heavily
as for any other garden crop. Slice rad
ish from the crown--2 or 8 inches down,
each Of fcourse with piece Of the crown,
however small and plant two inches below
the snrface, and it win come. For family
use bed ten feet square will furnish enough
all the time for q generation, without fur.
ther trouble or rcplanting. 'a'i'
VEGETABLE SoUP.-Take shin Of beef,
liz large carrots, six large onions, twelve
turnips, one pound Of rice or barley; pars
Icy leeks and sammer savory, put all into q
soup-kettle aud let IL boil four hours add
pepper and salt to taste Scrve all together.
It makes good family soup.
-->>>>------
Motto for BARRIERS and hairdresses es-Cut
and comb again.
----------s>>~S.-------
Te best adhesive label you can put on
your baggage is to stick to it yourself.
Why is bread ono Of the first necessaries
Of life ? Because il is always knesded.
---------. 80 S.-------
Twenty crows II is said were
recently killed at one shot by sportsman
in Maine
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REALE'S LATE
P0WELL's EMBR0CATION,
FOR ALL DISEASES INCIDENT TO HORSES
.... CATTLE, AND tue
HUMAN FLESH. sa.- s.i

Requiring the use Of an estsrnai application. s,r
This new Compound, prepared b. q practical
Chemist, hains full knowledae OF ali the medicai
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stion 10 warranted to exceed suythinG of tho Kind
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eaetoa for the diseases for which IL 10 5ecomme
We Oe satisnsd that u wilt work its own road Into
tho coincidence OF all who use II, and those who Try
u once Will never be without Il, and therefore "a
,s on experenee a. The best test Of lts ussfaiaess
~AmmUIRn69
ever used. This Emhrocauon kas been pus up for
over eight years. rpd II 10 only through the
demand and urgent request Of my friends and The
public that ] send u forth - the grand remedial
agent Tor the various diveases TO which that noble
and useful animal, the horse 10 snbject, - =
Many remedies have been offered to the public
under different forms, some Of these arc iulurious
others a best Of little use, and many wholly I'm.
proper 70 snewsr tho purposes fos which. They are
judisious and really useful eompo si,ion, ftee
t!sm those objections. has heretofore long been de-
sired BY many gentlemen who have
VALUABLE HORSES,
and are uawing to trust them to the caro- Of design.
Ing and pretended FaRsievs. Their Wishes arc n
length fully gretIAsd By Ds Beals) being prevailed
upon 70 allow this valuable Embroeation (which has
proved 20 enc ,cious 10 the various disessss 70 ke
prepared and brought out 70 the public ~ : =
This Emb vocation was excessively used by the
Government during the war. W
Addfsss all order 70 DR. EDMOND BEALD,
0O9 South eecoad 81. Philadelphia, Pa.
March 70, '67-6mo.
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ANN MANHOOD:
' Hou Lost, Aov Restored.

.oss ruo'ished. new edition Of
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a. G. KAHLER,a al @ Si'isliF.7
Counselor AZ oAllssssy a Law,
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twenty three crows II is said were
recently killed at one shot by sportsman
in Maine
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CATHARTICd PILLS.

OPERATE bv thvir oov,,fbi i.A,sss, a, u.
~ internal vieesga % ttRfsS he blood end stinv.
lets II Into hsslthy es1ioa. TKs5 rsSSsvs' ~
ss::sss"ss e. e & s1s ..s"iss, e. es.s AZ. asa esSs
ssssa b hss,lh, scssss, NSsssvcs ~ ssisr s.sS
Assanssmsnts . 40 -. Asl{ cause: Of GssssS
An eIteoelve 61Al of tAeb vi6tuss, ~ Prol0SacUs
Phydsisns, and Pstisats, he's shown surss Of dsnJ
ecous oicace. ajneet bsyee6 belief vsss ~ 10
aesssnsaaosd y ysHs z sseh sssltsd posadeaI
Thsk sseaAsetss % vsbiishsa b ~ AnssicsG
Almanac, whieh - AgsrA below Hams6 q
plsassd 10 fussih ftee b q inquki4g. T'iT
Annexed ~ give DissottoWs S6r their nee ID del
seWplainb vhish they have bsaa Iound 10 cure.
1os CosIIv.nSss. .-Tass ons 9, swc Plls, eel
eHeh qussdtZ e 70 Scnuy nove tas bowels coes;
P!Lss, and the cure u one coinplaintls ths csis
n both. No pNson ean ~ weQ whi1s unAot oil
ssstvs habit q body. Hence n should b, q n
cen b, promptly relieved.
Ios DysrlrsiA, which = sonstmes ~ eanss
Sssss -hpm one % four = % ssimulsts ~ sessseI
and lvss into healthy action. Thsy will DO Il, snA
vii Tsyidly disappear. Whsu h has gone, loo'1
Ta fovt e5onAcn, q NbsSi4 hsSctsu ~ a.
spsits and bad health, taks fuu bsr o 4 IN Piiis
st 9sst, and smaller dosss Afterwards, vs0 estivtv
and strength = restored 70 ths syssssn. 's
Pol NlayousNnss, elcx HsinAcau. a vs,s.
PaiN N ~ Aomaek, Heck, " Sid, tskc, IN S..s
b sxht pile on going 70 bed. II they q sot -,
sts ieAdsatly, take aoss he nsst az sGta ~
do. These complaiAts win b swsrt ovs ffom nv
systn. Don't Wea1 thsss and thef Eadre6 iK.
ordsn bsssuss your stomach b iSuj. ~
PoR SosoyuiA, KlyslSsiAs, az w Dissaaa,
efGN Shin, take he Pills fsely sn 4 hsnvs.tl,. n
Keep The bowels opsn. The efupVons Mn ~.
elly soon begin % diminish snd disUueG: ~,
driadfhl ulcers and soess have 81 6ss "A nn 4:
ths pufging and purifying eject Of Shese Pi esrS
soma disgustng diseases whieA sopmed 4, : trsas
tie whole system have eon,pIessiv wa Il, tSss
influence, leaving tho sufferer b. neriS 4 I, IN
Patienti! your duty 10 socictv fortiis fh,n -
should parade your:slf around ~ vedd q 49,
With p nples, bfotches uless, sores III 81 ar M
Of the unclean disease, Of - ekir. ksss,C ~,
system wants cleansing. - -''s~
To PuRirY fxs BLOOD. thav an ~ hr,r. ..a,.
cine ever discovered. They mould Gs no. sssi,
end fbsquentiy, ssd sAs ilnruIitiss VhicA sov ~
seeds ofincuYsbs diseasee Nm b svspt on. Al ~
oystem uke chsF belbrs ~ WinS n fsis nr,.,.st
they DO a much rood h prsysntins .icEnsss = \,
the remsyksbls c,sree vhich thsv "a msiins 49,
whsee. - -, - 80
LIvsR COMPLAINT, JAuNDlcS, and all BiEo,s
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FANCY STOVES

VI III kihuss sUt0v6pipt5,T1uWtT6,thdd thd dv6ry
article found In all we'll regulated sTOvEsH
AND TlNWARE EETAHLleHMENTS In the ciIies.
and on the most reasonable terms.
% SCOUTING, for houses and baTns, will be put
up ON short noties. Also. all kinda Of rspairne done
promptly and upon liberal terms. s
He also keeps on hand . large supply OF MIX
Pans. Of di6ersnt sizes aud prices bssidss 6as %.
sortnent OF Fishers Patent esf.esaling Fruit Pre-.
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Julv IL lRaA If .t
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Evfy
MAN ~
4. HIS @
(. OWN &. !.
PRINTER.
March u, lse7-iy.

DR.. w. Il. BRADLEY. ~
(Late Assistant Medical Director U. q. ArmyJ
Rhysician and Surgeon.
o. O@ce q the Eosks HoteI, BIeousbure Pa.
Bloomsburi, Nov. 81, i66a
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E. R. KELLER,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
BLO0MSBCRG. PA.

Once, End aoor, in Exchange Block, near
. The Exchange Hotel"
AZ business placed In his hsnds will b attended
uh promptnsss and care. Collections made with
east possible delay, fSsp( g, 1857
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Te best adhesive label you can put on
your baggage is to stick to it yourself.
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Why is bread ono Of the first necessaries
Of life ? Because il is always knesded.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1868-05-06

Motto for BARRIERS and hairdresses- Cut
and comb again.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1868-12-12
Bu0get of FINN.
Hartford and the Charter Gal

Hartford and the Charter Oak.
Boston is celebrated for it, monument to the
mented Mr.. Bunker Hill, Providence for Roger
|illiams, Philadelphia for its butter and Qua
prs, and Hartford fer it, Charter Oak. Mark
vain has visited Hartford. He saw the Oak
ikswise heard it spoken OF. He says:
went all over Hartford with citizen whose
lsestors came over with the pilgrims in the
uaker City-in the Mayfower, / should say
I'D he showed mo all the historic relics Of Hart
I'd. He showed me beautifully carved chair
| the senate chamber, where the bewiggsd and
vfully hemely old-time governors Of the COM
Dnwealth frown from their canvas overhead,
aade from charter oak" he said gazed upon
with ine1pressibls solitude. He showed me
other carved chair in the house. Charter
k" he said. gazed again with interest. Then
locked at the rusty, stained and famous old
artsr, and presently turned to move away.
1T he solemnly drew me back and pointed to
e frame. "Charter oak" he said. / worship.
We went down to Wadsworth's Athsnaum,
wanted to look at the pictures; but he con-
yed me silently to q corner, and pointed to
3 rudely shaped somewhat like . chair. and
[aispersd "charter oak" I exhibited the accus-
med reverence. He showed me walking
ok, nsedls-case, a dog-collar, 4 three-legged
pol, boot-jack, dinner-table, a ten-pin alley,
Iooth-picker-
interrupted him and said, "Nsver mind
sll bunch tho whole lumber yard, and call it"
4Charter oak" he said.
"Well," I said, ''now let US 20 and see some
after oak for change"
meant that for joke; bat how was he to
tow that, being . stranger?
He took mo around and showed me charter
x enough to build plank-road from here to
Pct Salt Lake City. II is shame to confess
but began to get little weary Of charter
X finally; and when he invited me to 60 homo
tn him to tea, it filled me with blessed ssnse
relief. He introduced mo TO his wife, and
}ey left me alone a moment to amuse myself
tn their little boy. I said, in grave, paternal
by,
my son, what is your name?"
And he said, "Charter Oak Johnson
This was sufficient for sensitive nature like
ne. l departed out of that mansion without
other werd.
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|ohn Shrimp's Competition on Pol
itIeS.

1tleSs
Politics is hard word / don't Just know
pat it means. l guess it is sort OF sickness
(opls who have this sickness meet together in
evening and howl and talk. Pa has EN- bad
goes out five nights in the week, and dosn't
y at home the other night. He has EN- 50
he can't walk straight when he comes home
night.
used to think politics was something good to
N. says she thinks it is something good to
ink.
went once to a meeting where they all had
litcs bad.
"A man got up and called another man who
ISN'T there, all sorts Of names He said he be-
hged to the other party. He said the country
going to ruin, and we would all be ground
powder in the crush.
told Ma thought he was talking about earth
axes. Earthquakes is in my last geography
|son. don't like geography much. Bill Brown
is it goggertee, But goggerfee is good deal
tier than politics.
Pa says when l grow up shall understand
|litics.
But don't like the taste of 1t, except when
makes it up into eggneg.
When I'm a man mean TO have horse and
bow, and 90 t. the theatre, and be a policeman,
NanA. hb'tc CIV nave DAioH, Auu
nee on tight rope, and be clown like Hump
Dampty." and go to church once year, and
Central Park twice a week, and in swimming
rec times day. But don't want 10 have any
ers politics.
"A gentleman who had carefully trained his
rvant in the way he should go, so that when
wife was present he might not depart from
sent him with box ticket for the theatre to
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Eyes, sir" replied the servant, "he said he'd
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silly.
He was pusting on his bonnet" was the reply.
There was fiat in the fire" immediately.
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He was putting on his bonnet" was the reply.
There was fiat in the fire. immediately.