The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1868-09-17
CARY, THE DEMAGOGUE.

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SAN. CARY.
s. +. CARY.
SAMUEL CARY.
| SAN, F. CARY.
Hon. SAM. CARY.
| SAMUEL +. CARY.
| SAMUEL FENToN GARY.
| GENERAI, SAMUEL FEEToN CARY
GENERAL SAMUEL FENToN CARY, M.
HoN. GENERAL SAMUEL FENToN
CARY, NJ. O.
SAN. CARY isn't SO anxious for negro
suffrage as he was.
SAM. CARY don't flourish his gold
headed cane these days.
SAM. CARY has not recently cut much
of his hair, If any.
BEFORE Sam. Cary spoke at SPRING
field, Ohio, he rent his coat.
WHY did Sam Cary wear a dirty shirt
at Springfield, ohio2 -
THE oxen that Sam. Cary drove died
Eve years before he was born.
SAsI. CARY tells the time OF day by O
South Carolina chronometer.
WHAT did Sam. Gary do with his
shirt collar on the road to Springfeld2
Ton JONES is about to take model
of the horny hand of Sam. Cary.
IT was not true that Sam. Gary pur-
chased nail brush and an ounce of
pomade.
Sam. Cary won his commission as Gen
On DIT, that Sam. Cary stains his
hands with walnut juice to pass for an
| VAN Loo expects to secure a mega.
tive of Sam. Cary's horny hand the first
'id How has Sam. Cary lived in luxury
twenty years without visible means OF
FOB sA1E-The halter with which
Sam. Cary desired to hang traitors and
i Copperheads.
! SAN. CARY's horny hand resembles
| Chilli after earthquRke-fullo of surface
cracks, and seams.
SAM. CARY, the eight hoprist, is work
| ing sixteen hours per d for an cleo
/ ton to Congress.
SAM. CARY is expected to kwear his
old military coat alter the October cleo
ton, and go for peace.
SAN. CARY's terrible" eye is sup
posed to have been borrowed from the
Ancient Mariner.
not engaged Sam. Cary for series OF
lectures-this fall. zz Ia
| WHAT right has Sam. Cary TO horse
and buggy when there are laboring men
who hRYe to walk? o.
THE shosmakefs protest against Sam.
CarY's wearing No. l0-brogans and hob
nailed. Spoils the trade.
WHY should Sam. Cary revsl in a
country seat, when hehas worthy con-
stituentB residing on Gas alley2
SAM. CARY had handsome military
coat many years ago. He was not OBJ.
] served to wear it during the war.
WHAT right has Sam. Cary TO So, 000
year, and roast beef, when working
men don't get half that and no beef7
WHAT right has Sam. Gary to forty
acres and mule, kwhen working men
have to live In rented houses and foot
it?
bous gold watch; when there are poor
. devils without even silver time piece?
a WORKING man waited upon Sac.
Cary, at Springfield, and wanted TO
know whether he could not afford a
boiled shirt?
IT is expected that after the election
the callouses on Sam. Cary's horny
hands will have TO be removed by q
WHY should Sam. Cary fare sumptu.
ously every day, when there are work.
ing men who can't afford meat but once
a week?
3 WHY should Sam. Cary have golden.
, headed cane. when there arc working
men who have to support themselves
on hoe-handles?
, To HoUsEKEEPERs-The broom with
! which Sam. Cary wanted to sweep the
rebels into the Gulf may be seen al
College Hill. Good as new.
THERE is to be nothing done when
r Sam Cary Is reelected to Congress but
to print money. All. toll will cease
and we will live on greenbacks.
), WHY should Sam. Cary have more
! money for making two hours speech
than a farm laborer gets for four
weeks workin the harvest field?
y WHAT right had Sam. Cary to get
one hundred dollars for an hours work
in making a speech, when the poor
devils had to listen to him for nothing
SAM. CARY usually spends n few
weeks stump speaking in New York.
! He will be called for when it Is known
! whether he is for Grant or Seymour.
SOLOMON, in all his glory, was not ar
rayed Ike Sam. Cary, at Springfield.
Solomon had his clothes mended, and
his hair combed and wore clean shirts.
Why should Sam, Cary have a hem
house iun of red headed roosters and
yellow legged pullets when the statute
does not provide anything OF the kind
for the working man2 ~
(Fron Tie Same Of SundGy)
Tom JONES did. not obtain cast OF
the horny hand yesterday. H
SAM CARY's farming was principally
done in Farmers College.
4 VAN Loo failed on yesterday to oh.
tain a negative of the horny hand. =
IT is not true that Sam, Cary hung a
rebel woman during the war.
Is Sam. Cary eating his bread in the
i sweat Of his face9 If so, how much7
II WHAT did Sam. Cary do with bis
military coat, during the late unpleas-
9ntness.
THE equinoxial storm has interEer-
ed with the efforts TO photograph the
horny hand. -
For what distinguished military ex-
plot was Sam, Cary decorated with
brass buttons?
If no living man knows how Sam.
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