The Portland daily press., 1868-11-13
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBUG.

- ~ IN IL ~
What wonder
That the doors
are open wide !;
Ever since tie
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cali it humbug
Are the doctors, i
Not acquaint
For they ALWAYS
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint,
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men oil SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at no Chatham
manner of pain and disease. The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain shine. Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries it free Of cost
knows that all who call it humbug tell talsehood.
We want no poison iu our lips,
NO pills to swallow down.
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws OF health,
We want TO shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Under takers fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That ply sic is deceit;
The Lsncet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
| We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaves,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
| And every child that lives.
| A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
| hand does not trembe. but handles brush with
dexterty, and lays on the PAINT that never leaves
color or STAN. He paints girls, boys, men and wO
men, by e hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name nature,
nrt,.N IL
bite to the most frightiul cancer. Broken down,
trembling patents are sent by the officers OF hospi-
| Nj , an all pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense, without money price, Tor the ten
| ant OF the sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
mousse or lot the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. ALL all treated alike,
and each wait their turn for an application of that
| wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT, and all distress
pain. and misery, vanishes instantly as if command
| ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
| and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1T
held its victim with an iron grasp tor Of years
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with establishment, and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for 25 cents,
90 cents. ST. IS, So, and SIS per bottle and select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest sizes, for they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive
pain headlOng, instead of small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DIR. WOLCOTr is man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where TO find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches-hardy time
to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
honor to make single false statement
1t is needless for us to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard RENE
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR universally patronized !Or
catarrh and colds in the head which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy for that loathsome
| m inf NOR ha
up tie ANNIHlLATOR in pints, instead OF hay
piats, and makes it One-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured by the use OF this valuable
medicine, notonly thousands of almost hopeless cases
OF catarrh, but hundreds OF weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
was Impossible TO read newspaper without laying
it on desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once a week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three the 90 bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, for the disease i'll the
head You might as well put plaster on the foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ucera
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it at night runs down 10 the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease. sneeZe is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in tho throat and stomach, fom this
load of phlegm cons anty pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adIine
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
11htfe wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it UP, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No 40 Chatham-square, New York, and II Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
| Buy Bottles that white wrappers fit,
| But fools often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w