The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1868-12-12
What's tie Matter wi,h Mnt Nose .

I ton OF very irAscible temper-'sudden aud quick
IN quarrel got mad in n minute. Nevertheless
; bis saloon was great resort for hoys--parily
because Of the excellence OF his beer, and partly
because they liked to chAfe old Snyder, as they
called him tor although his bark was terrible,
experience had taught them that he wouldn'i
bite
! One day Snyder was missing, and IL was ex.
rlainrd BY his frau, who jerkrd the beer that
day, that he bad gone out fishing nit ter boys.
The next day one Of the boys, who was pArlicu-
laiy fond Of roasting Snyder, dropped in TO get
glass OF beer aud discovered Snydrr's nose,
which was big one ai any time. swollen aud
hlisIerrd BY the sun until Il looked like u dead
Filr tomato.
why, Snyder, ShAl . the matter with your
muse said the caller.
! pern out hshing init drr poys replied Sny-
der laying his finger irudrrly against his pro-
huscis, the sun II brsr hot like rs der difc unt
barns INV nusr. Nice nosr dun't il And
Sny yier viewed II with look Ofconcal sadness
10 the little mirror back of his bar. IL entered
~ once into the heR, ~ the misrhcvuus frlloa
Ia front of the bar TO PLAY Joke upon Snrdri
- he vent out aud collected soine hall DOZEN
% MA comrades. with whom lac arranged that
the! should drop Ia NJ the saloon Que after another
Nnd ash Sny drr 'whais the matter With that
nose 2 10 see how long he would stand it. The
man who put np the j"h vent in tist WITH =
c"mpaniOu, aud settling ihrnisrlve. ~ a iahir
o -,
I TIE new cpinrr eNrlaitnrd. as he saw him
snyder. what's the matter with ,"ur nu-r p
i Nus dell ,ouf TRENT here h,vu uut fslnn
int' der pnys, unt der sun he putn .m -zN
F lager drn e-nts--sl fishi
Anuih't bu, fmshcs ia. Halle luts ,uu af-
ahead o. me ihi, time. spo-, I'm IN ih"nsh
/ Here, Sny der, hiring mr g rlass ui lager and .
: prri-(HrpeRtiug 'u catch glimrsr - Sn,dcf's
hosc, Looks ~ondrring, mnrnrui aud ihcn
bursts out Laughing l--ha hA hA WIN, Sny-
dri-ha ha what's the matter With that
nu.c
Snyder, Of course. can any fnn iu hayin.
burnt n"s". "t having It laughed ai aud be
Sts, in n touC sctnlt rmphapiic.
We been out hshiu nit der lo,s unit J,f sun
'us ,u', ash hot like n>h der Iiiel, unt ! punt
rs, nose that j. all right
AnOilrt tprnrui"i COMES ia aud in.i.', nn
"iiing e'n up 'or ih- Whole hOusr . tSn,drf'
'rts he 'fii .P the buis gass,s aud take =
dttnk iOuts-ho hu h" hH ia Sn,drr.
Wha-ha ha ats tie matter with ihat nusr ?
Sntders brow IRfkeus With wrath bv this
tine. Ahd his voice grows dc'lrr and si-tnsr-
u I,cn oui ishiu NIT ter Ioys "a der lr.dlc
Miami der sun pese ho, like as hail. unit purn,
NV puglr Now that Is more vo' | don { got 10
say Vo, gind ~ p'stnrss That ish all right
! i'nrn ny own nose don il"
Burn your nose--burn all the hair OF your
head. ict what ] care you nccdn't get mad
ahoui IL
Il was r,ii'ut that >uydr; wouldu stand
more than "nc t,"i-i iWeak a, the nose Tor he
vas ifaniping about lchind his bar aud gtoalng
hAe IN c.sspcfai'd Oh isAr IN the cage
Another oi his iorusnicts walks in some
one sings out TO him, Have glass Of beer.
Iiilly =?
Don cate ahou, nn, h,c.. s.,. Kiil,. hut
Snydrt you mN, g,v, ne one 81 ,uur ir.t ciga
lila ha ha no ho hu Ah.h.h IN Why
WHY - >,ui'r go whu -Mhn--hsa.a.a.ha -
Whe'' m' rIi,, gHh that mr.,
Sut DE, Mas absolutely i,at'ul io lehuld ~ tia,
time. iiis fscc Was purple Aiih ra.- al rt..pt
his nose which cloacd like h.ll ~ ir. Lean.
Ing hi. poui'r"u. frur. 'rr ,v.r ~. t,r rnI
tNsiAg ~ arm 'l"i' 20 'WPhasizr his words hr .
'"tiy 'mi"i
" P'n ""' "shin. ini' der po!s Der sun
IL pee Ho' l'H" ns hnii ''H,hn"'ion purn' my
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fns,.,. mi. -. -" '"'. .''"',
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! emhiH,' i.n- present upparchoonii, 10 lci
YOU hno~ h"~ had sci, Ui the agar and
hoir ihrHs i'A iin-' nay hni t"n crlus "a. the
san'e b'cssin "ht don you site sweat, line .
i1 tell 'oHf suiicfin halhtnn ~ about l~I sweet .
lienit. oh M sSe~t henry v--m, iurklc dove
sole !. longing for !ofe '~""i voice think hear
MN singing yAnAey doodle - i~ kun' from his .
no" nov IN INV i'~' henry DO kun ani Is /
gi' inaifii right on - no NOR" i, pfrsru, but
remain your loving
kArnRrN A. TiLnLN.
TO my sweet hcnt!
J. :. Part SckkGnd Jrcms saslci has rase!
moo h"''r, AMI Sail, iocs live 50 snug bat
she hle' h'In ,"r'lmes when he's a little Aniho-
ny over W! s"rt'e henry lets ~ keep house
ahH i"u in' me. ~"u ~hip yon indeed, nor
Won ook ~ n"h"it rls' - wont. Dad
sais ~ ho~ must ~ 'natiid ''' -usr I've been
coFun too long already ;" un ri"'' - rresrn,.
nv pen j. bad INV ink Il mai,
nv luz To you shall never fale.
Tor heury il my own true luv.
NV Lafc my Due nv Turkle Duy
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How To R,t.y TwESry Dot, an. rop Ry,,o,,.,..
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had been collecting money for some church oh.
iect Their. Was sill some tw,n,, doIIa,s ,..n,.
inc. and ,f,,r vain efTor,, ,o mat. mn ~. AZ.
cheney. he plainly in,imn,cd as he LOCKED ,b.
church door one dny after service ,ba, NJ IN.
tended 10 have that mid ,wen,v doIla,s L,a,,.
any Of then, lrf, tLe bou,e A, The am ,in, he
sci the examine b, tossing Eve doli,,. ~, ~, 81.
ble. Another pu, down n dollar anotbs, raj,
Of a dollar another A onar,er OF a do,l,, .nJ -
on. Tho parson read on, every now anG ,sso
the state of the funds. There =: seven and lhsT (
ny friends There's nine and A out.,er .
Ten and Al, bits are nll ina, ave !, ,hc IA,
friend. and Christian brethren Slo,.lv !,
mounted up ..Twelys ard A-balf" "Fon,,rs, .
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until |, s,urk n, nip.,srn doII.r. ana an ,.,.,
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