Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-03-28
MISCELLANEOUS.
(From the Toledo Blade.
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MA BY.
THE IMPEACHMENT MATTER-MEETISG OF
THE CABINET AND Mr.. NAsBY-How THE
DEMOCRACY TAKE IT.
WASHINGTON, D. c., March 8, Is6s.-The
most affectin time ever Inexperienced in
this vale o. teers, wuz in Washinton last
nite His Eggslency telegraph me to come
on to Washinton, and l obeyed. hevn't
tied much to him recently, but | coodent
forgit that he first gave nae the offs live
on, that his honored name is at the bottom
NV the commishun l hold, and felt that
ought at least to be with him while he wuz
dissoutin. l determined that he shood dror
his last offishil breath onto my faithful buz
zum.
arrived late, and at wunst perceeded to
the Executive Manshen. 1t wuz familyer
sceen. Their wuz Seward, Randall, Secre-
tary Weles and the President, and all Nv
em graver than the sanity raven Nv the
stately days Nv yore. The President wuz
tryin to keep stiff upper lip, but Good
holler checks in rapid succession. Hes
goner !" thot l, mo man kin stand that drain
on his floods. No matter how much he
may take in, that pace will kill any one"
The President wuz reedin kilograms and
| letters, and they wuz not Nv carikter to
pleeze him. The first wuz from August
Belmont, and red thus -
~ hev, ez yoo know, the highest posi-.
BILE regard for yoor Eggslency, and shel
regret exceedinly to see you deprived Nv
yoor high offs; but, RELY, 700 kin scacely
! eggspect the Dimocrisy to embarrass them
| selves by espousiE yoor COZ. The fact is,
no party hevin fucher before it kin tie
! itself to a ded past. The teemster draws
| sigh over dead mule, but ez ded mule
can't draw his cart he materially turns his
eyes onto them still possest Nv vitality. l
| hope yoo see the pint without my explainin
it, Excuse me for comparin 700 to ded
mule, but the simie wuz the first that sejcst-
ed itself to me.
"With profound respect, am, etc.
"P. S.-Should biznis call mo to Tennes-
see, snel do myself the honor to call on
yoo in yoor dignifed retirement"
The President wiped an avalanche Nv
teers wich follered the reedin Nv this un-
feelin letter, and the next wuz opened
MAYsvILLE, KY, Feb 80, '6S.-Wood a
regiment Nv Irish raised in this place be Nv
any seryis2 Anser
G." sed Randall, "the whole county
only polls 800 votes, and that cuss hez bin
BORN me for place in the department for
over year. Drlye on.
The next wuz from Vallandygum
"Since the disgraceful exhibishn yoor
friends made Nv themselves at the Philadel-
phia Convenshn, l didn't consider myself
bound to yoo. |, ez 700 know, never took
any stock in half and half mixters. My
defect by Thurman heznt increased my love
for 700 and yoors. hev no objecshun to
yoor holdin yoor sect to the end of yoor
term, but RELY its matter Nv but little con-
sekence to me. Shood yoo pass thro Day
ton on yoor way to Tennessee, shood be
glad to extend the hospitalities Nv my hum
Bile house to yoo."
The next wuz from Franklin Peerse, and
wuz dated at Concord, n. H.: -
II feel for yoo; that is, feel for 700 on
genera! principles. (Thad. Stevens, permit
me to say, in parenthasis, hes bin feelin fur
yoo, and hes a. last, am satisfied, found
yoo) feel for 700 ez l do for every man
who hes offs and is obleeged to leave it
Nevertheless, can't help 700. wood, but
yoo see we hev all we kin do to help our
selves. Nv coorse yoo don't expect the
Dimocrisy to take any part in the struggle
between 700 and Congriss. Elected ez
Republican, with Republicans in yoor Ca
binet, the Dimocrisy, while they applaud
wat yoo hev done, can't Nv coorse max,
yoor quarrel theirs. When yoo leave Wash
ington for Tennessee can't yoo take Concord
in yoor way hev no objecshun to mingliI
teers with yoo."
The next wuz from Western politishel
lately appinted postmaster
"Sir IL return the appintment 700 CAV
me last month with loathin and skorn.
survived the Moo Orleans and Memphi
massacrees, yoor opposition to the will 0
Congriss, and all the other damnin iniqui
ties NV yoor most damnable administrator
but this last attempt to hist Stanton can
indorse. Therefore bolt. Yoor successso
will, hope, do me justice, and likewise th
Senit."
Sed Randall, "that cuss bored me for bel
ter nor yeer for the appointment, but tn
SENT won't confirm him. oh, Wade, wha
hevent you to undergo! oh, johnson, froI
what hev yoo escaped !"
A prominent Eastern Democrat wrote
follows:-.
"Defy Congriss and let em impeach yo
Dare EN- to do their dirty Oldest. Ell the
shood hist yoo, all the better. 1t will
an immense help toward the eleckshun Y
Mcclellan. Think how much yoo kin
for the coz in this way, and stand fiirm.-
Visit Hartford on yoor way to Tennessee
A Western Democrat wrote -
1--WE all applaud yoor courage and resol
shun. Let the Rump impeach and remo'
you, and 1t makes certain the triumph
Psndle.on. Stand by yoor colors. 70
impeachment is our hope Shel we see "
at Cincinnati on yoor way TO Tennessee z"