The Portland daily press., 1868-09-24
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF "A HUMRUG.

IL IN :" u VA4b OWs
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide /;
Ever since tue
First of August
Thousands have
lain Paint applied
Those who lie,
Or cell it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
BeiOre their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pam rant has been tested, iree cost, over ten
montls, every DAY except Suudays) at 40 Chatham
square, New York, for the removal and cure of all
manner of pain and disease The office is constant
~ crowded with patients, ain or shine. Every per-
son VINO buys Pam Paint, tries it free of cost
Knows that all who call it humbug tell a talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
we want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Ut Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic ia deceit;
The Lsncet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet
We know our sonachs were not made
To drench with Purgafves,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles a brush with
dexterity, and lays the PAINT that never leaves
color or STAN. He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
II. la and 10
removes pain as if by magic, of any name or nature
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
bite to the most frghtful cancer. Broken down,
tremDimg pa tents are sent by the officers OF hOsp-
tails TO WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 100 Chatham square,
n Y, ami all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense without money price, the
ant OF the sunken cellars of the meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Fifth Avenue All, all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all Distress
pain and misery, vanshes instantly, as il commando
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before It
held its victim with an iron grasp for Of years.
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment and those who expected to
scott and laugh returned to pray A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
cents ST. SO, s. and IS per bottle and cln select
what size they please. Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes for they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles ami hold enough to drive
pain headlOng, instead Of small bottle that removes
pain only by inches.
DIR. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball enthusiastically time
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
| homer to make single false statement.
1t is needless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme-
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized lor
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that oathsome
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNId1LATOR in pints, instead of halt
psnfs, and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
efficient He has curea, by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
| OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembled to such degree that ii
| was impossible to read newspaper without LAYING
| it OH desk, and who could scarcely write theiI
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the so cent bottles, aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to of the smaller size. Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
| that disgusting disease CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh ant
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taker
into the stomach it, for the disease is i'll the
| head. You might as well put plaster on the f0o
| to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ucera
ton in the head and running sore; the matter all
in the throat and clogs at night runs down to the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
graVatc tne dlsease A sGet re Is natures most EN-
phatc No, and dust OF al kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, ficm this
load Of phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed. 1t must be cleaned out instead OF adling
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, at
No. no Chatham square, New York and - Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b. tiles that white wrappers fit
But tools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1s-4w