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Professional Notitrs.

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diseases Of the Pelvic vsesr. under ths sIev.
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No. q Fihh ave.
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IN the DISTRICT COURT of the UNITET

i STATES for the SOUTHERN DISTRICT Of NETWORKS
the of ALFRED BRARDSLEf Bankrupt.
Southern District Of Hew York A. ,hs CITY Of Se.fors ,9s zSt
Tie Undersigned notice OF his appointment Assignee u
the ALFRED BEARDSLEY Of tine CITY Of In tho
County Of said District and State 81 York and ved
vas 10 Wit 18th June AID 1907 sadg.d Bankrupt upon
the petition Of himself by the District Co1r Of said District
I'd Iaw3wTu GEORB 1haWiLLIGRR Assignee.
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Yutitts of 8ankrupttg.

IN the DISTRICT COURT Of the UNITED
Il STATES for The SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEw-IoER-In
tbs matter OF WILLIAM 7. LAWT0N Bankrupt .lS B4sxs
District Of Ees1e a. A, s CIV q Nv "S
Germ The hereby notice Of bis appointment
Assignee WILLIAM LAYTON Of Brookyn the Conp OF
KIM. ho carried business 70 the C1
Of New District for sir months nert nede{
Of his petition who has been sfndged bankrupt
upon petition ~ the District Court o. aid Dri.t
JNO. SRDGWICK, Assignee,
Aol r.v7xTa No Broadway, yes. ioYkC City.
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Nth CIVILIZATIONS.


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TOR SISAL and VERA CRUZ-U. s. Mail
steamship NIGHTINGALE will SAID Shove from Ne Rsss
River. n TUESDAY. January II. st3p
y ALEXANDRA SONS. No. " ps,ruh
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long ISLAND RAILROAD Winter Ar
rsnreuent-Ctsuge Of Tme-Lesve Janessip; Mail
tran Geenport and all vyans connecting at anoa With
Cove and Hampstead II syos passenger train
and all wsysaons Express train for River Head n,
passenger and all wsytaons
Hampstead tram and for North lsp SAtar
DAYS only.
SUNDAY Rreurs Point Sis arrives
Hunter Point at l. 20 N To iske efec. Nov. 1901
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COUTHSIDE RAILROAD OF l.. I.-(WlN-
~ TER ARkANGEMkNTs)
Leave Jamssssp ate via L. Railroad, to Jamaica Tor
Babylon and all yStaionA :,
Leave FTankinaye Brooklyn at e05 via Brooklyn Central
Railroad 10 Jamaica for Babylon and all way-stsuona
Leave Jsmcs-shP N v. at via l. Railroad 10 Jamaica
for Babylon and all stations
Leave Franklin BooLyn at ass via BrO0iya Central
Railroad. q Jamaies. for Babylon and all wGy-satons
Leave Babylon Jamaica and all stations connect
ing train Of L. Railroad. arriving Jamessshp at Olm
Leave Babylon and all waystatons connect
ing Nit. train II Brooklyn Central Railroad arriving 81 fanInA's
Brookyu Al 10 IN. :,
Leave BABY at l2o p jamaica and all wasions
meeting L. Railroad arriving at Jamesrsip
Leave Babylon Al ~ Jamaica aud all stations
Meeting with Brooklyn Central Railroad arriving Franklin
the
the East SswY aud Railroad which leaves Jsnaa every
20 minutes K wHiTR, Superintendent
To take effect Nov T. 1867
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Owes or rHK usirrD srsrxs Luk IssutAscs Co.
In rHz CIR o. HKw-YoRx No. 20 wALLsr.l
NEwYoRK, November ., 1857 }
oTJCP JS HEREBY GIVEN that at o

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, that at =
o.y 4, this Office following Increasing the Gusrssiss
Csp stock eompsny aud directing the tine and mode Of sa
the including Tue closing ana opening
The soek transfer books nsninously adopted; .
R,sored Guarantee Capital Stock OF this COMPANY ee
Hundred thousand dollars and tb ~ M ,S
CONAN No wall the City u on sATukDAf
Eighth day Of February neri between the hours o. yen
hours during thereafter, unless the sabserpuon
shall hsd value Of such share beng M
share Z. making such subscriptions .nd the b..ses e.ng
dollars ,h.. within ten business sa Ess ss .. S ~
capital declared to have tie preference In such
Resolved Thst Notice Of the intention increase NE Capita ss.
published period three mouths In two daily nev
papsn published 10 the City ofSss'ie rk - In,
be closed and nom Weinesday we h
Of February prt until WEDNESDAY ne Srs ss saes
q Bv order. NICHOLAS DEGkoOT, secretary ).
CUPREME COURT.-THEODORE II. VET
sTECKB ELI sIECKEL and ottsr-ln Pors1,nes Of
order Supreme Court the State fEewiok made hs
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md interest Of the ard to the and aq
the Of the lease have aud bod TIE h pantue
premises and daring the rest residue ard Of ne
and provisions in the said iHden'ers Of lea.
nd RrGo
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L Y IIIt DID MI NVON OF tIIn WI III
STATES the DISTRICT Of SOUTH CAROLINA the nat
Of A W. SUDER BanIrupt-By WHOM Peutoo for SdeA.
ton Of Bankruptcy lied the A av ~ December d. 1907 10
said CourtIs BASKRuPrcr1IlS In 10 GlNB NOTICE, That
day Of December A d. 1857 warrant In Bankruptcy va
issued ofAw SuDER Of the Town SUMTER 81 sumter
District South Carolina who has been sdagd Bank
rup Petitions that the payment Of Debts and Delivery
Property belonging 10 said Bankrupt 10 him for bis use and
b him forbidden Law; that
ing OF The Creditors Bankrupt their Debts and
Of his Es,ae will De hed Court Of Bank
hoien No 70 Brod Charleston, before Il,
Carpenter Register 10Th day Of January A. D. 1883 at ID
O'Clock . A. VI brfleG,
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1ath CIVILIZATIONS.



rINHE COMEDY OF CQNXOCATION IN
ArehdeacOn ChAsnb D. D. Pamphlet sO IS The SswYOs
BATON says Of this pamphlet
do not anything with pleasure
MAJ THE COMEDY or CONvOCATON, which the title alike Of
Ne sneuih article World and Of English pamphlet
sbeh the Catholic Publication about reprint The article
she composed from the pamphlet which, for its w.t. and
h aud acutenes really admirable We heartily recommend all our
readers Of whatever shade religions belief themselves the
yaure reading advise the Catholic Publication House !"
,ru very large edition work said 10 be from the Of
Father every worthy of impuisd Authorship
THE INNER LIFE OF THE VERY REV FATHER
LACORDAlRE, o. S. ID.
Translated hon the French Of the Rev. Father CocHiRNs %
Interesting WORK full and thoogbtfal study Of the
the Dominican Of the Nineteenth Century
appreciate fully the strange phenomenon Of the r
steuo. in modern France whole genius purely and
D. eh.rinsly writer pages Of Pere CshArne"INswYOrk Tines
REASON AND REVELATIONS.
ss Ad,su. Lecture. delivered BY the Rev. Preston St
AIMS Church vel, limo 81 50.
THE MONKS OF THE WEST BY Count MOutalambert v0li
wo s2a
CT Orders from The Trade solicited
sed Catalogues and Eg Catholic Books sent ffee
70 application Address THE CATHOLIC PUBLICATION SOCIETY
LAWRENCE KEBOB General Agent No 1876 Naanst HeSYork
THE CHRISTIAN TdA iAI EXAM ld5S
EDITED BY REV H. W. BELLOWS. DID.
L EDUCATION AND LIBERAL CHRISTIAEITY-C. H. Brigham
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" THE FOURTH GOSPEL AND ITS AUTHOR-J. y Clarke
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No
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IN the DISTRICT COURT or the UNlIEu
i STATES DISTRICT Of SOUTH CARoLiNA-ln the mat
ADAM ZOLLER Bankrupt By whom petition for sfuicaroi
obsnkrupev ded the q. day q esr A. D. io IN sag
Cour-Is is TO GIVE NOTICE, that on hf
9th dsy Of December D. 1867 Warrant 10 Bankruptcy snes
against the estate ADAM zOLLhR Of Oh District and state
South who has been sdged bankrupt MS own pet
Of debts and delivery Of auy property oeon
ing s and the transfer u any props
forbidden bT law that meeting eedtos OF toe
prove their debts AID 70 choose one or more assse5
of his estate Sc held Of Bankruptcy be holden al Mo-
Broads Charleston, C. befrr b Irpene R gss on tho
20h day Of auuary. A. d. 1868 AZ IL O'Clock, NJ
- i p RPpTNG u n Mtrskai Il Messenger
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Il STATES for the DISTRICT SOUTH CARoLiNA-In tho
FERDINAND CHRISTIAN. Bankrupt By whom Pes
Adjudication Of BsnPey died q, 2,t dx u
ID. said Court-lN bASERrPTCr-ThIS
NOTICE. That the 3oth day Of December 1877 Wsr.nt N
Bankruptcy Estate Of FERDINAND CHgIsrS
MAN District and state 81 South Carolina who has bee3
aaged Bankrupt bis Petnoni that be payment q anr
Debts Property by Inn forbidden BY Law; that
meeting Of the said to Prove .ssr Debts aud
choose Of has will he he'd Court OF
Bs.irupicy holden at No 50 BToslL, Charleston be
Carpenter Regste on lie 2gh day Of J,aa a. u lsos a. ~
o'elo a p. vi. ". =
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TTHIS IS TO GIVE NOTICE That ON The

TVHIS 10 TO wv ~ NJ I nat p uh t,Is
was issued against the Estate Of FAYB1TB GRlDLhf oil
Beverly the County Of Burlington aud state OF NewJerey
Who Bankrupt his Ptuon that the
ANY Delivery belonging 70 each Bank
rup bis and the Transfer Of Property b. him. are
forbidden by Law that Meeting Of the Creditors q the sad Bnirup
Choose Assiuees OF bis Estate
will Bankruptcy be holden at No. t6 Fast State
Jersey before wheh L. Johnsoa Register on
d. 1863 at IL O'clock Dated Jan q,
BENAJAH u. h. Marshal, |. Messenger
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Cfathtrs.
Banning Snbmiis.

A DODW0RTH's DANCING ACADEMY,
IA. No 22 PIhhAve. n. Y.
Morning classes for children Evening classes or geAue
For terms, Gc, send for circular.
NE GARMO's DANCING ACADEMY,
IL No. o. FIFTH. AVE. COR. P0URrBKNTHST.
NEW CLASSES NOW FORMING.
The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1868-05-23

u rolled down stairs, while he asceuded.
oreathless, into the upper room, where Mar.
TIN, scalpel 10 hand, awaited the arrival Of
ms expected subject. Crambe's failure IN
TINS important enterprise was caused by the
sudden accession of Work, and CONSEQUENT
fatigue, the moment be commenced the as
cent of the staircase. So long as he travelled
on the level road, with his b.i on his
oack, he had to overcome the resistance Of
fnctlon or Traction, offered to horizontal
moaon but as soon as he began to mount
The stairs, be was obliged to overcome the
resistance offered BY a much greater force,
viz, the united weights Of the corpse and
himself. This resistance offered by weight
70 vertical ascent, shall presently show
% oe about twenty-five times the resistance
offered by friction to horizontal movement.
Under these unfaVorable circumstances, K is
not to be wondered at that the courage Of
poor Crambe failed him; and that, fnilng
himself unable to ascend with the alacrity
required by the occasion, he quietly let
go his hold, and rusaed breathless into the
presence Of bis master, being overcome
by his unwonted exsrtlons.
IL we attempt to drag weight horizontal
The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1868-05-23
ADVICE TO Wives.

From Z St Llois Hone Journal
| am heartily tIed Of the senseless articles
which we read daily in the different ex-
changes, ard offered as advice to women, and.
in the name Of iemaleity. protest against
it. The mischief is just this, women have
been advised entirely too much, and II is full
tirae that all persons included ia the mascu-
line gender, aud '.possessive case" were re-
minded Of The fact, and learn 20 govern
themselves accordingly.
Women are advised by gentlemen Of their
d1ties AZ wife and mother they presume TO
advise them Of their household affairs, of
the right course to take in governing their
children and domesties, aud one would una.
CINE that instead Of loving, refined, tnteIli-
gent women, we are all a race Of IDIOTS or
boarders from the insane asylum.
Now, | would like to lave those advisers
change places with women for a short time,
and show US aow much the world would be
benefited by the change. | would ike
them to try the pleasures Of housekeeping
for a week, that we might see the workings
OF the domestic machinery under their mas
cDline supervision. | honestly believe that
all the incest" words in the dictionary
would be used IN the most emphatic manner
before the first day was over.
The whole truth is plain to perceive wo-
men have naturally fallen into the places
which they are best calculated to fill their
patient fOrbearance with the wtims Of men !;
their tenderness with the suffering should
awaken all Of the sympathies OF the strong
er sex, aud should teach them in the most
eloquent and touching language Of the great
love which ne should possess to enable her
20 bear the heavy burden which has been
laid upon her.
No: it is not advice that wives want, but
sympathy. Never mind if you do think
(old or young husbands) that the ills OF
which she complains are small and trivial,
compared with the troubles which you have
10 content with in these our dark financial
days. Her troubles are as great to her and
oh, 50 wearing. II Is the small, petty
troubles Of life which wear out the lives of so
many women, and rs the Constant dropping
OF water will wear away stone, so will the
small every day troubles Of life tell severely
upon . woman's health and spirits.
JERUsHA SouIREs.
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One night last year, writes a correspond
ent, | was in NJ ilan, and wondering how to
amuse myself, when my attention was called
TO show of trained dogs and monkeys in .
little theater close in the shadow Of the great
cathedral, famous throughout tue world.
As paid my two francs for admission, /
was shown into the most select part of the
house-by no means over nice--and received
q bill, from which learned more by the
woodc0ts than BY the text, n choice Italian.
Tho performance was a funny one, and the
performers were man, . goat Q poay, half
. dozen dogs, and the same number Of mon
keys.
never before knew how much q dog
could learn in the way Of tricks that were
difficult for men. A ring With sawdust was
formed upon the stage, and the pony was
made to gallop around in exactly the manner
Of the circus. A dog-a white poodle Of the
Venetian 0rigin-was placed upon the saddle
and performed most OF the feats Of tue CIR
cns riders. He jumped through tho paper
covered hoops, over banners, and 60 on
through the usual bill Of fare, not excepting
the difficult achievement Of sspassing the
bridge" The goat balanced himself upon
several glass bottles, with the assistance Of
his manager, fired pistol with bic mouth
walked on his hind feet and turned sumner.
saults.
The dogs danced quadrille keeping al
the while on their hind legs, bat NOS follow.
ing the music very closely. The perform
ance ended With trial and execution, q
solemn old monkey sissing ~ judge, Will,
the master Of ceremonies read the papers
connected with enc ease- The offending dog
was marched 70 the place Of execstien; 4
smart littie poodle fred diminutive gum q
hims and tos eulprit fsli ~ u dead. a mo
ment later IN itAiisn greg houcd broaghs
Iepriese, and sens away howling and shak.
ing his head when hs found his frisnd al
ready shot.
The latter starrod not q several kicks, an'
was finally lhted By noukey into . car
drawR BY the goat. w sides aehsd fer th
next swsaty- fop s hours in consequence o
ssvers tiss q Laughing vhich ths grosesqus
1 ness Of the scsne Induced. Ny Necoans Q
shs affair ssns : lszgs dslssstion of Ameri
cans 10 witness the dieplAy, snd ~ Of them
3ahs younger ones especially, rssurpsd haghl
i 1slighted. r. fhs It~linu who keps that OH
eus ahenld hFt1E 3 - AmsEioa, Woald osl
3tAany pa1eenlae hins e. : ss1ss 80
The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1868-05-23
The H0usekeeper.

FooD lTESs.-Every hours exposure TO
the light, after an lrish potato has been dug
from where il grew, deterioTates It's quality.
Eggs, when put in water, wall, if good, in
variabiy SWIM with the large eud upwards;
Il not, they bad.
Hominy, plain, cheap, healthfui, and sA-
vOry, II boiled one hour, aud then enveloped
with blanket until cool, is said 10 be cook
ed ls thoroughly as if boiled, as usual, all
day.
SAUCE FOR SALAD ON FIsH.-Take yolk Of
two eggs, boiled hard, mash them with q
mustard spoonful Of mustard, little black
pepper, a little salt, three tablespoonful Of
salad Oil, and three Of vinegar. A table
spoonful of catsup would improve il for
many.
BOILED PoTAToEs.-W ash, but do not cut
them put them in boiling water, having
only small quantity more than enough 70
cover them, put salt IN, say great spoonful
to half pallful 0f potatoes bOl them mo-
derately when nearly done, let them sim
mer slowly, and when cooked, as ls discoV-
cred, not by their cracking. bat BY fork,)
pour of the water, and let them stand till
dry, on or aesr the stove. Medium sized
potatCes, when young, will cook In from
twenty to thIrty minutes; when old, they
require longer time. When peeled, they
boil much quicker, from twenty TO thirty
minutes usually. Old potatoes ia the spring
are improved oy soaking 10 water all night.
One Of the best ways TO treat them when
wanted for dinner 10 70 mash laem well, add
\ ing sat and butter. When mitk or cream 10
/ used, heat lt Oh the stove Tirst, to keep from
cooling the potatoes, add, and beat vD toeH |;
when wanted extra nice, TO eat with stewed
oysters, or soups, beat TIL light with q fork,
near or on Ghe sIove the great charm being
TO serve them not. Another nice way, 10 70
put shem ON tin plate, or dish, latter pre-
pared as above,) and place Ia the oven 70
brown on TOP, then serve, opening the cen-
tre, and aiding piece OF butter as you send
TO the table.
PHPLEs AND FAcs WoRNB.--The following
IL for the benefit OF our young gentlemen
readers The most simple cure for eruptiona
on .ho face is 10 bathe It twice or thrice q
day With camph0l spirits. As these erup-
tioDs are caused by tie impurity OF the blood
perhaps the best plan would be 10 CONSULT %
physician. Flesh worms may be eradicated
by taking every evening as much sulphur aS
! will cover the blade Of q penknife.
SUBsrITurH FaR CREAM--Ae q substitute
for cream beat Two eggs, one ouice Of sugar,
aud small piece Of butter, y,-h pint Of
warm milk then put into hot was~- and stiI
, il one way until IL scquires the cousistencs
u cream. Instead OF eggs, use teaspoon
| ful Of arrow root, first beaten with ittl'
, cold milk.
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WIT AND WISDOM.

I GRKAF hearts, like the ocean never con-
geal.
FoRoEr other's faults; remember thine
own.
Bs pure, but not stern b. 70 moral eKceI-
lence, but don't bristle with them.
MAN, living in the activities Of the nine
teenth century is a condemned MeIhnBslAh.
THE less a man makes Of himself the more
OF a ".su he is.
MoDEL ,rIos is the silken string running
through the chain Of al the vrtues.
LET us 20 always beyond the duties mark
ed our, and keep them within the pleasures
permitted
War is the dif f4rence between a mans
hitting his Wife's nasal organ, and q woman
knitting stockings' One hts her nose, she
other knits her bose.
A NAN il Buffalo adVertises raffle for
nIs Sife, tickets rs cents. He adds that che
is good housekeeper, and is willing TO re-
main with any one who may draw her.
An English paper has discovered the line
which divides a distinction from difference.
1t says that "a little difference frequently
makes many enemies !" while s'iitIle dis
tinction attracts hosts Of friends 70 the per-
sOn or whom Il ia conferred"
Az editor in Indiana announces that 10
always gives him pleasure to publish mar
riags notices, bot suggests that they should
be seat for insertion AS soon as practicable
after the Ceremony, az Divorces bad been
granted 10 some cases before the marriages
were announced, and the notices we're s019-
what spoiled.
IHERE il story from CAlifornia Of bur-
GlAr who at midnight climbed up chamber
window and cautiously opened it. Tbs oc-
cupant chanced 20 be awake, heard the
noise, crept softly To the window, aud JUST
as the robbers face appeared presented the
smooth muzSle a a revolver, with the in
Junction "f0u gei :"
"You bet " replied the housebreaker,
dropping to the ground, and running of.
There ls no more pIthy dialogue on re-
cord.
An exchange is responsible for the story
Of conductor On road not far from Hart
ford, c., who had agreed 10 the Rndness Of
bis heart to pass poor penniiess fellow on
bis train. Az officer OF the road, sitting in
the same car with the man. observed that
the conductor took no ticket or fare of him,
and called that officer 70 account for il.
why d. YOU pass that man S' asked hs
VI tue conductor
"Oh, he's q conductor on the -- rail-
road"
"a conductor'' "Why what makes him
dress 80 shabbIIyv'
sob, ae's trying 70 live on bis salaryr'
The other saE the point and dropped ths
subject.
''I think yc- have stye in your eye"
said q green youth to a girl he was going to
court. "No," said she, looking straight at
him, 81 have hog an il, but no stye for
him"
A justice being better versed in lsw than
gospel, not long SINCE married happy young
couple IN this way: "HYld up your hands.
You solemnly swear that you will perform
the duties OF your Office, jointly and sever
ally, according 70 your best skill and judg-
ment. So help you God Fee one
dollar -
The club with which an idea struck the
poet.
A stick to measure narrow escapes.
The identical hook and line with which an
angler caught cuid.
An umbrella used in the reign Of tSIAnts-
A knot from the board man paid thirty
dollars q week for.