The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1868-01-03
Mit and Ant,tor.

atit and Snntur, |
a DemDohn is called spirited
fellow.
- When is child not child ?
When It's bed.
- Salad for the solitary--Let us
lettuce, alone.
- A shadow without substance
The shadow of doubt.
- why lis q mirror like a SANDER
err Because it casts reflections.
Why are good resolutions like
faintingiladies They want earring out.
- When did fruit begin to swear?
When the apple damned the pair
- People who travel in canibal
countries are apt to be turned into In
dian meal.
Why are old maids the most
charming Of people Because they are
natchless.
- Why is 4 money -loaner like
lnAn rowing boat Because he relies
upon his overs.
Why Is the letter p like person
6ttem pting to strike an Irishnan? 1t
makes ct Pat.
- II bottle Of ginger pop weighs
. pound and . half, how much will your
gFAndpop weight
- Why Is landlords wife calling
10 her spouse like 4 bill Of goods Be-
cause it's an inn-voice
- Brigham Young's benedictions
are Eve minutes long-not so lengthy
90 bis maledictions
Why 10 fanciful idea entertain
ed by q negro like certain avocation
BECAUSE it is black 'gmyth.
- A correspondent writes to know
where axel trees grow. We have seen
them grosn under q wagon.
- An architect proposes to build
"bAtchelor's hallpwhich will differ from
most houses in having no caves.
a lady asked q gentleman how
old he was he answered, "my age is
what you do in every thing excel (XD.
- Women is composed of 243 bones,
103 muscles, 396 pins. Fearfully aud
wonderfully made, and to be handled
With care to avoid scratches.
"Well my boy do you know
what eyntax means said schoolmas-
ter to his puple. Eyes SIR" was the re-
ply the duty on spirits"
- sharp youth borrowed stick
of candy from little comrade to show
him that he could pub it out of his ea.-.
He swallowed it, and then turned him
self into various ways to extract it, but
atIenrth informed his connauion thst
he had forgotten that mart of the trick
-" Did you see Dennis Mahony
steel the pig =!
wen, not e1actiy, your homer, but
hsr grunter and sez .I,ilio Ds,nis
Uulo y sey he .sAh ha - scr ..0b
ho. " sir he VTbe devil sey I seTha
dsy,i " .ey he And that's al 7 know
about the MIC. vour honor,
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qui.e aset hy IA ms AZ acc.sooneu beverage
snra 1'ha sr;r, ,e yea sa nae' LIE
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The Californian publishes the
following Sunday. School address de-
livered in that State, with the view of
intoxicating moderation and kindLess
on the part of the strong towards the
weak You boys ought to be kind to
your sisters. / once knew a bad boy
who struck his little sister blow over
the eye. Although she didn't fade a.
way and die In the summer time
with sweet words OF forgiveness on