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The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

"a THING ofbealty is a Joy forever" And
nothing is 50 beautiful as a picture Of health
Headache, Nervous Pains, Sour Stomach,
Distress after Eating, Prostraiing Weakness,
Dissemination for SIcisty, Mental Despon-
dency, &C., are the rule rather than the ex
ception with the human family, and have
stamped their ELECTS opon US all. The most
effective, gentle, sudden and agreeable remedy
is the Plantation Bitters. They have prob
ably cured and alleyiated more cases the past
FIVE years than all other medicines comb ined.
They are sold throughout the length and
breadth ofthe land.
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

local LEGISLATION. e note bill passed
the House last week 'auth 1rizing the School
Directors to lcvya special bounty tax in
jackson township Greene County"
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sSIGNEE'S NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given to all the creditors Of
Jacob A. Pennington, Of Carmichels, Greene
county, Pa, that Felix II. Crngo, assignee ofsaid
Jacob A.. Pennington, has nIed his account in
the Court OF Common Pleas Of Greene county,
and will be presented on the lst day Of April
Term 1883, for allowance and confirmation.
J.F. TEMPLE,
";ls-ic Profhonotary.
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G. C-The Central Grant Club meets on
next Saturday night. Members should bear
this in mind and put in appearances Out
siders are cordially invited to attend
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READIS0 RooM We heartily endorse the
truth, that no village. however small should
be without literary association and a library,
in which should be deposited newspapers,
documents relating to the history of the coun
try local curiosities, and other matters Of gen.
eral interest. The first step should lie to Sc
cure a club of subscribers the next to obtain
room, the third to form library to be open
on certain days, and then to hold stated read
ing, of original papers, or selected works,
debates, conversation, aud business meet
ings. Thousands of young people have al
such associations acquired much useful KNOW
ledge. When the association is rich enough,
lecturers mar be hired; until then the village
schoolmaster clergyman or other resident
men of culture, may b. Induced to address
the meetings. Why cant we have such a
coterie in Waynesburg2 Who will move in
thema tier?
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SATURDAY, THE llrH DAY OF April
3;l9-ts
dissolution or PARTNERSHIP,

The public are hereby notified that the frm
heretofore existing under the style and title OF
T. Braden L Co. is this day February 49, 1881
mutually dissolved. ROBERT DOYD,
THOS. BRADEN.
The books Of the firm will be left with the un.
dcrsigned, to whom all persons indebted Will
I'd nj the old stand onnosite the First National
Bank, Waynesburg, Pa, by
3;ll-6w TIIOS, BRADEN.
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l.. X EvAss has just returned from Phia-
delphia with full assortment OF spring and
sumner dry goods
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q RIFFS SALE!

By virtue Of writ OF Fl. Fn issued out
Of the Court Of Common Pleas of Greene Coun-
ty, and to me directed, there will be exposed to
public sale at the Court House, In Waynes6urg,
on the
SATURDAY, THE llTH DAY OF APRIL
next, at O'Clock. p. M. the following property,
viz: ALI the right, title, interest and claim OF
Jacob Rinehart of, in, and to q certain Tract OF
Land situate in Franklin township, Greene
county, Pa. adjoining lands OF David Huss,
Daniel Boner, William Pratt, William Scott and
others, containing two hundred and sixty-three
acres more or less about two hundred OF whicn
are cleared, and has erected thereon o large
brick dwelling house, two stories high with
kitchen attached, one log dwelling house. tine
barn, fine stable, fine waggon-shed, corn-eri1
and other buildings; the land Is well underlald
with coal OF an excellent quality, with abun-
dance Of timber also, apple orchard, cherry
and other fruit trees.
Taken in execution as the property OF Jacob
Rinehart at the suit of the Farmers and Drovers
HB. SILVEUS,
3.ls-ts Sheriff
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aelarriea.

Ely LOAR-On Saturday the 9lst of
March, 1868, by Geo. w. Ullom Esq, Mr..
William II. Ely, and Miss Martha ]. Loar,
both Of Franklin Township Greene county
Pa.
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100 kegs, strictly pure White Lead for
3>Iic at G. w Roberts Drug Store.
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FAYErrE County Court convencs on the
second Monday in April
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A THING of beauty is joy forever. The
hard evidently saw with prophetic vision,
Evans splendid line Of Carpe,ings.
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A PRETTY FOOT is regarded by many as the
Chief OF ornaments. To this end, Evans made
the selection of his new line of shoes speci-
atty.
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PuRE Flaxseed Oil, sold at G. W. Roberts
Drug Store.
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

DRIVE 9bargain while you may. There is
a rare opportunity st Evans Storejust now.
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Fon anything in the Drug Line goto G. W
Roberts Drug Store.
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

BARRETrs Hair Restorative, by single bottle
or dozen, for sale, at G. W. Robcits Drug
Store
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

VARSISn and brushes of all kinds, just re-
ceived and for sale, at Ct. W. Roberts Drug
Store.
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

SHOES and Caters in great variety at Evans
Store.
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

Goro Evans for bargains in shoes and
psiters.
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aS-ErrOrs OF YOuth.--A gentleman who
suffered for years from Nervous Debility, Pre-
mature Decay, and all the effects of youthful in.
discretion, WILL for the sake Of suffering humani-
ty, send free to all who need 1t, and receipt and
directions for making the simple remedy by
which he was cured. Sufferers wishing to profit
by the advertisers experience, can dc so by ad-
JOHN OGDEN,
6;5-ly AZ Cedar st., New York.
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FLOUR AND GRAIN.
GROCERIES,.
PITTSBURGH MARKETS.

SATURDAY, March q, 1888.
During the past week, in our general markets
there has been moderately active jobbing de-
mand in most branches Of trade but prices,
with few exceptions are quotably unchanged.
We quote as follows, which are the wholesale
nricas.
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I Z G A L NO TICE!

Notice is hereby given TO all the creditors Of
Morgan Boil, Of Rlchhill township. that Justus
Y. Temple, Assignee of said Morgan Bell, has
filed his account in the Court of Common Pleas
Of Greene county, and will be presented on the
LIST day OF April Term, 1858, for allowance and
confirmation J. F. TEMPLE,
3;l8-tc ProthonotAry.
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

WISDOM Glass of all sizes, for sale, at G.
W. Roberts Drug Store,
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You can save money BY buying tickings at
Evans.
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. Ksox's fresh Garden Seeds just received
and for sale, at G. w. Roberts Drug Store.
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"MARios HERsELF AekN!"-That cock 80
conspicuously displayed by our neighbor, last
week, over the Township election has de-
jected air well suited to the occasion that
brought him forth. "To crow or not to
crowa" was the question decided in the af-
flrma,ive, under the hypothesis, we presume,
that 1t were "better to endure the ills we have
than fly to others we know not off" Demo-
cracy, if for none other, deserve credit for
the christian virtue of Patience seeming
resign ,ion and cheerfulness in times of dis
tress, 1t Is the part OF wisdom to make the
most of little things and the case IN pIint is
one ofthe least.
A huge (') majority was that of tire. in
comparison with their mjority Of eighteen at
the Borough election of last June! Truly, a
victory ofmagnifcent proportions And then
the manner Ia which ii was achieved must be
solacing to those Of the faith who pretend to
political principle. 1t Is notorious fact that
at least fus voters were imported and voted
in this township, three of whom spirited them
selves away immediately after voting and have
not been seen here since. This is downright
fraud and a corruption of the intent OF the
Jaw. To arrest their miserable dupes and try
them for perjury is not dem nded but we
think it could be clearly proven that the so
called defeated candilat, fJr constable was
the lawful choice our citizens.
This outrage upon Right, just here in our
midst is potent reminder of the truth that
Democracy, so called, Is but the synonym of
all that is base, trcacherous and wicked.
Whilst We pity the tools in the foregoing
peice of villiany, the utmost depth of shame
and infamy is reserved for the insdgators.
Whyfore the rooster
The Waynesburg Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, 1868-03-25

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II Is highly commended by all learned and
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PARMELEE BROS,
s;ll-it 722 SAMSON st. Philadelphia.
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Special Autiees.

DENNsYLvANIA CENTRAL RAIL-
l. ROAD-On and after OcToBER .. 1867. trains
srriye and depart from the Union Depot, corner
OF Washington and Liberty streets, as follows:
Arrive. Denart
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Rebellion IN THE w. Va. PEsIrESrIARY. --
the Moundsville National of last week says,
yesterday, the l7ih inst, about 4 O'Clock the
usual peace and quietness Of our town was
disturbed by q rapid firing of musketry at
the Penitentiary; twenty five of the conyicts
had made an attack upon the sentry-box
situated at the s. Il. corner of the stockade,
and succeeded by pouring In shower Of
stones in driving the guard from his post and
capturing Capt, Williamson Of the Guards;
also some six or seven muskets and amuni-
ton; many of the citizens upon hearing the
firing rushed to the assistance of the Guards,
and after a sharp little engagement, succeeded
in capturing several, killing one and wound
ing seven. The convict killed was Woodsen
L. Crews those wounded, Abncr Marks,
mortally; Mike Riblett and Jack Lawson
Slightly; Coleman (colored,) severely; Wm
letter still at large Alpheus Copeland and
Lawrence Cady, slightly. While the firing was
going on, some Of them endeavorcd to make
good their escape. They were pursued,
however, and most of them retakcn
within two miles of town four are still at
large, named Wm. letter, james Schroeder,
Bernard Brooks and o. ]. Woodbridge.
They went off in the direction Of Welzei
county, and probably down the river.
Wednesday morning, 18TH Marks is still
living this morning, but cannot long survive as
his wounds are very severe; he was shot in
the breast and right arm with load of buck
Sh /.
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PuRE Red Lead and Litharge sold at G. w.
Roberts Drug Store.
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DoN'r Do lr!-As soon as you are up in the
morning young lady, or old one, don't rush to
the front door or window and hang yourself
out for hours at tine. 1t don't look well
Especially iC you are en- d;shabile in dress and
person. fyou desire to see what is going on
in the street seat yourself on a store-box and
use pen knife, and stick, Unpleasant re-
minders are suggest by the head and shoul-
ders of n woman prorudiug as far as safety
will permit from winiow. And let us say
to you young ladies' rarely if ever will you set
your eyes upon your future husband if that is
what YOU are looking for He will, if SEN
sible, think Ct unwashei dishes, rooms in dis
order, as laiternly sloveniy wife, the moment
he detects the fizzled head hid by sun-bon-
net or chance covering of any kind. First
finish your work, then arranged neatly in prom
enade costume, sally forth for walk. You
have pc feet freedom in this and will enjoy
it and be benefited But don't endangcr
your lives and your. reputation for practical
sound sense by dangling from q window!
Don't!
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SEED Potatoes, for sale at VIM. A. Portcrs
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Markets.
wAYNESBURG MARKET.

WAYSEsDURG. March II, 1888.
Corrected Weekly for the REPUBLICAN.
PRODUCE.
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Sales.
@ ERIFF's ALE.

BY virtue of writ Of Fl. Fa. issued out OF the
Court Of Common Pleas Of Greene County, and
to me directed, there will be exposed 70 public
SATURDAY, the llth day Of April 1883, at1 o.
clock, p. NJ. the following property, viz:
All the right, title. interest and claim OF tho
situated IN Jefferson township, adjoining lands
of II. C. Houlsworth, VIM. Kincaid, Widow Wy
coff, oil Company, and others: containing
ffty-one acres, more or less; ; occupied by
Meeker W. Waters, about thirty acres OF which
are cleared, having erected thereon log DWELL
Ing house, a log stable and other buildings,
with q variety Of fruit trees The land 10 well
watersd and umbered.
Taken In execution as the property Of the
Clifton Petroleum Company Of Penn'a, At the suit
Of James Barber. II. ID. SILVEUS.
3;ls-tc Sheriff.
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Essal Adpsrtisetasats.

r EGAL Office.
letters Of administration upon tho estate OF
Peter Meighcn late Of Gilmore tp., decd, hav-
Ing been granted to the undersigned, notice is
hereby given TO oil persons indebted to said
having claims against the same to present thom
properly authenticated for settlement.
WIN. MEI0HEN,
ofwayno township, Administrator,
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Wheeling
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1868-11-10

FIGHr BETWEEN WAsrs a Nd RATS "A
couple Of farm servants on a plantation in
the southern part of Alaba ma. who had
been asleep in loft Of la,ge barn, were
awakened one morning. recen lly by great
comonon in the haymow benc ath them. and
on looking down, saw scene which, prob.
ably, is withouta parallel.
Swarming in through an open window
was perfect cloud Of wasps, who were at.
lacking young army Of rats. whose squeal-
ing had aroused the two farm hands
The rats stood upon their hind legs. in a
perfect paroxysm Of rage and fear. and
CRASHED their teeth at the wasps. no stung
them rennorselessly The bodies ofthc rats
were terribly swollen BY the poison Of he
inseots; and in their rage and fury they
turned and biz each other. The haylot't
was stfewn with the dead bodies of the rats.
until at last the survivors fed from the
scene and left the wasps masters Of the stu
alton
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How THE PUBLc DEBT is PArD.-Man
with large sans Of gold soliloquises /:
" Next Monday my property is to be as.
sessed. have on hand 80, 600 in currency,
aud go COO in gold, cannot afford to
pay taxes on all that, yet don't want to
swear that ! have less. Lets SEQ how am I
to manage its All! have it now" and
he walks rapidly down to the Third Ma.
t!oasl Bank.
Good morning. Mr.. A." and the
smooth feathered cashier is all smiles. for
lie knows who "Mr. Ais.
swell, | thank you, c." returns the
aristocrarc n. Have You any 7-3Os on
haGd p
80, yes" responds c.. I" how many will
you have %
We'll, (calculating) the matter Of 3d.
900 or so. The fact is, c., | want to re-
port to the Assessor Monday. and | want
70 get rid Of my yellow boys Tor few days.
These taxes are deviish high, and don t
feel like paying the Government taxes
when ! can avoid it. These poor devils
that are toiling 10 our machine shops, on
our streets, or tilling the soil, will do that
for me.
So much, my boy" patting Mr.. G. on
the shoulder. Z" for having a good Radical
Government ~
Hoorah FOR Grant and Colfa1 !-Faasas
City AdrertiSer .,
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ALgAis BEAUrIFuL.--At afastival par
ty of old and young. the question was
asked, which season Of lie IS most hap
pyi After being freely discussed by the
guests, it was referred for answer to the
host, upon whom was the burden OF four
score years. lie asked if they had no.
ticed grove of trees,before the dwelling,
and said" When the spring comes, and
in the soft air the buds are breaking on
the trees, aud covered with blossoms,
think, how beautiful is spring. Aud
when summer comes and covers the trees
with its heavy foliage and singing birds
are all among the branches, Think, how
beautiful is summer. When autumn
loads them with golden fruit, how beau
tiful is autumn! And when it is sere
winter, and there Us neither foliage nor
fruit, then i look up, and through the
leafless branches, as ! could never until
now, see stars shine through
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"THIs NOBLE ANIMAL"-SCENE AT
CINCINNATI HoRsE ADMINISTRATIONS
on the block shouts. Bring forth the
horse r. Enter two st,cnaants, leading, or
more properly supporting. dilapidated
equine specimen, too,Aweak and emacis,ed
TO possibly walk in without assistance. He
hasa head like bass vioi his backbone is
too sharp for even chickens to roost on and
not hairs ell ough in his tail to make a nd
die bow. There are bunches big as water
melons on his knees, and CUTTERS down his
sides to carry off the rain water.
Auctioneer--" All! gentlemen, here we
have a fine specimen Of that noble animal.
the horse | sometimes think that the
horse is in wsy1related to man. By
s,ander-' This horseis dcvish poor re-
iation.) Talk Of the sagacity OF the dog !
that Of the horsc far snrpasses It. Look at
him, See how he pleads for sympathy.
fBsstander-' Pleads ior oats moie like J
What shall hear Tor this noble animal :
fRudc boy Hear The bells tolliug in
day or twoh) a direct descendant from
Dncephalus he was sired by Lexington,
Ike tacky. add damed by--( Bystonder-
Everybody that has owned him his ma
terial ancestor. Come. gentlemen, make a
bid. II you wsat faulty horse. of gem
lie aed afeci;ona.e disposition, nat disposed
20 ruu away--( BysiandeS--', Or walk away
either, ')--,his is your animal. Any gen.
tleman, by leavinga deposit Of FIVE dollars
for security against fast driving, is welcome
to take and trylhim. (Byslander--' For
soap grease ~ He IS warraptsd not to
null while hi,ched in the stable Or
when hitehed IN the wagon and can go
single Of donblc-( Bys,andsr--' He would
no better with q horse on each side OF him
e hold him up.') Gentlemen, do hear
an offer! you don't want him now, you
could easily dispose Of him for csvslry
hossS ID tbe ncxt war, Ito may DO consld.
cred tho ne plus nltrai Of . horse. (By.
stander--" Yes. the knock-aesp tSs ultra. J
What ain / offered p" HH@l
A Voice., Scventy-6vc ccnis.'
.aAnelionecr-7-"Spil KIN sq.s,.a,, y.
The bidder cries "sold. and then al The
people raiss up their voicss and cry "sold
slso.- CinofHmdt qvxss. cl'.si
"a .sshls r------s----~e~-----+--r .lrs3Btk
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The United States flag in which
Col. Fletcher Webster was borne from the
battle feld to his grave by thu side of.his
illustrious father st Msrsh6cld, now Goats
over Dem ocrstico headquarters at Boston
"a present from Peter Harvey.
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- People rarely achieve anything Of
account unless they preserve their individu-
ality. 1t is developing native iacal;y that
brings power and effective skill People
succeed or fail just us they preserve indi.
viauality aud develop what nature has i'm.
planted within them. A man with ca
pacity to run clam cart will fail asa me-
chanc. A naturally good mechanic will
make poor preacher. A man who is only
equa! to tape and calico will never make a
poet. A dealer in junk will not be likely
to be good politician. The minute man
steps ont Of himself he becomes nobody !;
and though some do not have to step great
way to reach this point, they should never
make it. Stick to your individuality. 1t
is your oriy hope. If there is not anything
under that hat Of yours, then you may as
well collapse--the sooner the better. both
for your own aud for examples sake.
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-" Home" is called by many the
sweetest word in the language. but most
young ladies' hink, when the ponderous
question comes. that yes" is far sweeter.
Years afterwards they sometimes think it
was very foolish word TO use.
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1868-11-10

49, An Ingenious Down easter has dis
covered why SO many cork-screws were in
cluded in the " stationery" Of Congress last
session. They were needed TO let Butler
out Of Grants bottle. ats. .l ST
The Van Buren press. [volume] (Van Buren, Ark.) 1859-1914, 1868-11-10

- MIR. Mnggins says there is no coun.
try in the world where wives are more wor-
SHIPPED than in France. lie regrets to say.
however, that all the alteration comes from
somebody else's husband.
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LII Tho substantial business men
Of Laramie keep Sunday. They don't do
business on that day. but just go aronnd
hunting up suspicious characters, and hang.
ing them to telegraph poles.
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Lions roar so do ladies' BIT there
is difference in the two. One makes our
ears treable. the other our eyes. Tho lion
is ierocious woman isn't
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- Beauty is dangerous as well as or
namental Where it doesn't morally ruin
a won an, it generally makes her thorough
y vaip,--a condition not a great way from
ruin,
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A pupil in one of our public sch,

- A pupil in one of our public schools
was asked The other day why one was car
ried for every ten? The answer was, be-
cause ten wanted it. That's the way Of
the world. The mors it gets the more it
wants. VS. a.}H '.
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- The Republican says the henpeck.
edist man in Erie is the one that wears
his wife's cast-of garters for ne X tie,
while she invests the script thus saved in a
flaming red neck ribbon for herself. az