The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-04-03

| The MODEL WORKING MAE.-The
/ working man is looking mp in the
world I'VE need no further proof of
( this fact tEan is obtained By letter
I which appeared in one Of our daily
cOteMp oraties, a few days back L.
concluded as follows: [ enclose my
card ard remain, yOurs, &c.-A
Working Nan. hlt The same individu-
al is now making arrangements for
| splepdidly. ELABORATED card7caseo vsl q
+ Toewhat would a mantaking Break
I fast with his betrothed. be most like
" to object? TO take any butter
Nput her) g3 TUggQ aaE
1 TEE swindler's early morning aspi-
ratiOns-Let us be up and doing.
THE best thing to de. when Sow
lereign remedy falis-try Guinea one.
la SPIRITUAL GRAcEs-Archb bishops.
MUSICAL AND FAsHIoSA BLE.-In
some of the Fashionable churches Of
New York the programmes of the
music are printed and distributed IN
the pews The Orchestra supposes
opera glasses will come next but
that is not the worst calamity that
might befall. The young ladies might
encore a per parsons sermon!
IRIS ALI VERY FINE OF all
tradesmen, grocers are perhaps least
distinguished for elegance Of Ian
guage they cOmmOnlyH term even
their refined " sugar lump"
81 LtGHr DIEr.- The Feast of Ian =
terms. td a-a'1zs .la''- 2 s
The SONG OF THE JAVA isPARRoww.
Oh, doat on the millet~arS Ehrtta
SUs PER COLL.r-An Irish journal
states that search is still being made
10 Drogheda for one Of the most dan
gerous Of the Fenian leaders of last
year, who is supposed to be obsti-
nately hanging about this part Of the
country nIr he's (s)cotched, but
not killed, he may congratulate HIM
self on the perversity of the English
| Governments, which objects to bis
hanging" about that part of the
country in spite of his obstinacy.
TIE HPkYMAsTER CENTRAL
Lord Stanley, in the powerful speech
which he recently delivered at Rris
toll, said 1--WE have a little war on
our hands-a very little one, no doubt;
but still a war--fhough am afraid
liitiWill be very expensive" just so;
by a strange coincidence everything in
which John Bull happens to be mixed
up always isexpenslYe; ywhetheE as in
the present instance, 1t be a little
war" or merely, as is frequently the
ease, simply a . little game ~ '"a .s''
HE'S A LJNATIC.-A correspondent
wishes to kti0w the name of the Bar
rel who wrote the " Prisoner of Chill
Ion" 4sIief8r sIi - 3aa3lu3VH
To PARISH CLERKS AND OTHERS
Wanted, the. registry of marriage be-
tween " Father Land " and Mother
Country f. u ;.r.. ,.9 rre
CHANGE OF NAME.-The Bishop Of
Cape Towngis for the future to be
called DR.. Wildly Forcel
CLERIcAL.-The. candle question in
the Church is aod5iHg very seriousl
t "A uerysofaimpeqchment- President
JOhnson's.
AN exhorter at a revival meeting at
Council Bluffs became rather indig-
nant because his brother was his
superior in singing, aud said - Brother
- can sing and pray, but, by the
blessing of God, there's one thing |
can beat him in-I can fiddle his shirt
off,"
SATURDAY, at the opera bali in
Paris: What! you here and alone,
Adele? t-tshoVght you were DEVOTED
but-he has the Uphold fever, and 50 /.
[ thought I would have a little fun,
THE fence of a graveyard in Rich
mOnd, Indiana, bears an inscription
in large white letters Use IS
btters If you would keep out of
here. tff Is c4Ha aa' al.
ONE Of the Jepkeuses, Writing of a
1 recent hop at Saratoga, says: A
very pretty girl passed by US, leaning
on the arm Of. gentleman who was
| dressed simply in Swiss muslin and
4 pink SASH That gentleman must
have been the " cool Of the evening"
/ A TENDER hearted father, swearing
/ the peace against his three sons, thus
concluded; The. only one of my
i children who shows me any real flial
affection is my youngest son, Ichabod,
for he never strikes me when I'm
down" -iEta 3
Is THE gorilla to. be seen here2
- Yes, sir. Il want to see aim
" Very we'll. sir. y 1t Is fifty cents,
isn't it?" Zone dollar. sir; fifty cents
for servants. " " Well, I'm a servant"
" You a servant" Yes, sir.
+" Whose?" Yours. sir-your hum