The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-22
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUNHBUG.

Eff A HUME UG,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tue
First OF August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or ! it humbug,
are the DOCTORS
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Pant.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains
Flash the truth
Before their ewes
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men oil sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree OF cost over ten
months, every day Except Sundays) at 10 Chatham
manner of pain and disease. he Office is const ant
~ crowded with patients, ain or shme Every per-
son VINO buys Fam RANT, or tries it free ot cost,
knows that all who call it hum bug tell a talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning lininents
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health
We want to shun disea.e,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all pills have had their day,
That physic il deceit;
The L4ncet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaiives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterty, and lays on the PAINT that never leaves
color or stain. He paints girls bows men and wo-
hundreds. nd He
removes pain as If by magic of any name or nature,
whether chronic or acute from simple mosquito
bite to the most trightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling pa tents sent by the officers OF hospi-
tails TO WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 17G Chatham square.
~. - an a pain is removedfor every application,
free OF expense without money or price, TOR the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of t. meanest tenement
house, OF for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue All, all treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain. and misery, vanishes instantly, II command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before IT
Hundreds otphysici ans have witnessed the opera
tons with astonshment, and those who expected to
feoM ann and laugh A. returned to pay factory IN
utmost capacity day and night The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
| with an emphatic No. settles the mater. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for rs CENTS
30 cents 81 So, IS, and So per bottle, and select
what size they please Those who are able certainly
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pam headlon9, instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
| DIR. WOLoOIT is man of business. He has
been In the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit courses base ball matches hardly time
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
1t is needless for us to state the he has al
ready achieved In the sale of his old standard reme
dy, the ANN LII TGR, universally patronzed lor
catarrh and colds in the head, which Is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathsome
| yet universal complaint Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNId1LATOR in pints, instead of half
pints, and makes it one-guarier stronger and more
efficient He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it OH desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the so cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
| pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
| few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever taken
into the stomach it, for the disease is i'll the
| head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is ucera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarih snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease A sneeze is natures most en-
phatic No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
| the difficulty in tho throat and stomach fom this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adding
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| Uhife wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you can go, OF be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of exp nse,
No. 40 Chatham-square, New York, aud ~ Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1S-4w