The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-01
MISCELLANEOUS,
IF A HUMRGG

H "A HUMBUG,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tie
FIRST of august
Thousands have
ram Faint applied.
Those who lie,
OR ell it humbug,
Are the doctors
Not acQuaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
AS nigh as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their ewes
But the crv
Is always humbug
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, Tree o. cost over ten
months, e. cry day Except Sundays) at 170 Chatham
square, NeH York. for the removal and cure Of ali
ma ner OF pain and disease he office is const ant
" cro%ded th patients, lain or SHINE. Every per-
son VINO buys ram Faint, tries it free Of cost
Knows that all who call it humbug tell a tasehood
We want no poison In our lips
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning iniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health.
we want to shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' tees
we KNOW ali PlltS haVa had their day
That phi sic is deceit;
The l. rect and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purga4 ives
Brute Instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN There is a man whose
hand does not trembe. but handles brush with
deXterlty, and lays on the PAINT that neve leaves
color or stain. he paints girls boys meA and wo-
men, by hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pam as ii ny magic, of any namesor nature
wheenet chronn or acute. from simple mosquito
bite to the mos n1ghtiul cancer. Broken down.
trembling ia tents are sent by the officers of hospi
tails 10 WOLGOTT'S Office, No. 10 Chatham square
~ T., an all pam is removed for every application,
free of expense, without money or price, for the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of e meanest tenement
house, or Ior the owners OF brown and marble
pa aces oil f1th Avenue. All, all treated alike,
and each wait their for an application of that
wonde tul remedy, PAIN PAINT and all distress
pain. and misery vanishes instantly as if commando
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broaen under the Cuch of the brush,
and crumbles IKE SPIDERS web, where before It
neil US victim tn an ron grasp for ct ears.
Hundreds ofphysci ms have witnessed the opera
tons with astonishment, and tho who expected 10
9eom ana iaagh returned to pay factory in
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once; but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the mat er. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else for % CENTS
oO cents II, IS, So, and SIS per BOTTLE and select
what slz. my pleas III Sc who are able certainly
teen OF the doll ar bottes and hold eHoush to drive
pam headiong instead OF small DO, tie that removes
pain only by inches.
DR.. VOL OFT is man of business. He has
Deen IN the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit lace courses base bali matches hardly time
| to snatch a lunch.-Peope of common sense know
that he means just what lie says. lie has too mach
honor to make single false settlement.
1t is ne dess for to state the success he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard
dy, the Ann lHILATGk, universally patronized or
| caaflh ana colds III the head, which is to-day the
only Leading and reliable rered, tor that loathst me
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up tie ANNIc ILATOR in pints, instead of half
pintS, and MAJ es it One-uuarer stronger and MOI
| effci(n. He has cured, by tn use OF this valuable
mec ne, not only thousands of almost hopeless
| OF catarrh, tut hundreds OF weak nerves. Many a
| man whose hands tremb ed to such degree that it
| was impossible to read a newsI aper without laying
| it on desk, and who could scarcely write their
| names once a week, find immei iate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the 80 cent botes and he sell,
hf'y pint BOTTLES to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
| that DISCUS ing disease CATAkRh, which leads d.
reetly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach, and live complaint
| Doctors in neral do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it. hing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, Tor the disease in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcJ
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it at night runs down the
| stomach and un ermin the whole constitution.
CatarIh snuff wi always produce cat irrh and ag-
| gravate the disease. sneeze is natures most en-
pnaflc NO, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the dific lily in ths throat and stomach, ficm this
load OF phlegm cons any pouring from the head, is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead Of adIng
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| sohife wrappers
| CUT TIL IS OUT, post it UP, and never forget
there Is ONE PLACE you can 60, OF be carried, and
nave an physical pain removed free of expense, at
| No no Chatham-square, New York, and u Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common w.t.
Buy b tiles that While wrappers fit,
Butt fool, are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 18-4w