The New Orleans crescent. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1866-1869, 1868-05-03
sEksASHUNs.
Ell sEBE RAULs.

The instetoosbuns kommunly korled sensa
shun is a wurd nv sillybulls, an not hard tn
spell Ell a feler knose how; bat durndaoly SO Ell
he duZent. ] hev kBosd little cusses OF 5 year
do II shck as COOS grees, ano utnurs Of % en-
upurds fsle mizzurbly. Sum SEE its luck; but
knot faint.
sepsashuns may be split inter 2 kinds -pezent
an onpezent; an when so treeted Is VERY com
PryheDnsybull an is very comwinsing. Thuss,
tharfour:
It il g plezent sensashun ter find so doler
bill; but burned onplezent ter find Their Gus which
lorst it, afterwards.
IL IL plezent ter dror big pay fur wurk put on
pleZent ter dew sed and aforemenshund wurk.
1t IL plezent ter lick Teller which you ketch
kissin yer wife but onpezent eff he ketchez yu
kissin hizin and ticks yu.
Ii is plezent ter git tite on guide Ticker; but
not, eff when yu KUN hum gist bout abul ter nav
ergate, ter fine yer bedrum full Nv dumed back
bitin ole wimin whose kauled ter see yer moth.
eT'n-lor.
1t IL plezent ter walk hum with er putty gal;
but Their korntrairy ter dew so with bur ma; ez-
peshully eff yer butes air hirtin yer.
1t IL pleZent sensashun ter go ter Vicktaw's
with buzzum friend ter git good feed; but on
tirelly difrunt eff he shud aickspeck yu ter pay
fer il.
The sensashun is plezent when yer whether
mar Of your lammsZputs hur arrums around yer
neck and kisses you but darmittrikully opper
site eff she axes yer for monny ter bi shuse fer
the chillun, or grub, when yer haint got II.
When er feller's blone up on a amoonishun
chist, it's onplezent; but when he finds out he
amt hlrt, it's plezent, fer he's he'd the airoonor
tick expeedeshun for nuthin, and will hev suthin
ter brag nv or his life.
1t il sartaiHly onplezent fer ter be eatin a din
ner with kumpinv ter hum, end fer er skunk of a
dunn to pertrood hissef; burt itz er plezent olde
thinge fer ter receive knice little Tort of grose-
| riz fun Meshews Peterson, Bill q Elli0trs (kOr.
ner Poiderass en- Chspitoolsss strit) ez err prez-
unit, phree grateus en- fur nuthin, en- ez er toxin
| Of Their 'preesheashun ov yer genus ez er ritter
| and publick servant.
| N. B-Ther buv.menshunnid Peterson, Hill Il
| Elliott er bricks, en- sellz groceriz allphired
| reesneabull. Frank Pennington IL wi nm; he'z
| puther brick, eng gut sum ov Their best whisky
| ever smelt.
(Ther buv notify bean muss knot bee konsid.
derred ez er part ov thice arrtickkle; its sorter
nochi, ez Their Itallianers sez.)
| 1t liz very agreebull thing ter talk or fust
rate fellers hum ter talk pot luck with yer but
onplezent on arrivin thar ter find yer LEFT no
mummy for markttin in the mornin, and to heer
smuther'd thunder up steers frum yer mother'n
| lOr and wife.
1t il plezsnt orlso to eete the grub that they will
| muster up befour tina ar thruw; but onplezen'
| ter face Their musick when tina fust cum down
| steers. Their glancyz ar tremendously witherin
| It il an onplezenI sensashun fer ter hev an ole
fren cut you ded on Their stretes; but tosd Icersd
eff you oze him borror'd mummy, kaze now you
kneed'nt pay the honorary cuss q sent
Wharfour, mi reeders will see tibet Their are
nanny sorts of plezent an onplezent sensashun'
which kneed know Arguments ter convince fellel
| as ter Their power over his feelins.
Their ar luther sensashuns SIGH is neither plez
ent nur onplezent orl at wunce, an SIGH az NIT;
bee korled by harder knsme N onplezent; OF
| sweteter applelsshun n Plezent.
When Teller kisses a phemale in Their dark, hi
is ondeside ed ez ter his sensashuns. Eff, wheI
Their candle kums in be seize that she'z putty the
skale dips ter Their side Nv pleZurer. Ell shee'i
old as hiz rispecktid muthir, hee'z ez mad ez the
devil.