The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1868-04-03
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the brewers, Tor he sells his goods by bel
measure.
= A srsmau's sou'wcNer WINS foumi in the
stomach or a mammoth cod which was De-
Ing dressed In Gloucester few days SINCE.
Memory il not brilliant as hope, but IL
almos, a. beautiful. aud a thousand times
ms true.
Religion, ~ --nrnlly understood, Is like
money, a great deal easier to get than to
keep. Hr
The mariner compass has done some
or the most Important needle.work in the
world.
Our frs, President was never known to
tell a lie; the last one was never known
to tell anything 'lse.
The hog mny no, he thoroughly posted
In arithmetic; bu, when YOU come to square
root, he is there-,he hog is.
Judge Barr-it of Vermont, in granting n
divorce recently, said II don't think these
parties ought to hs yoked together any
moro than any other cattle"
A young la'iy refused to 60 into the
woolwich Arsenal because she heard that
some Of the m,ske,. were without brecch-
es.
An intoxicated lnmp.ligh'er in Cincin.
nAtii caused -oue amusement, recently, hy
ascending awning posts and attempting to
light them.
A Hartford Democrat ungrnfefilly 10
marked Ia . Republican. npropos Of A.
Johnson, ..you got the old fool in, now You
may get him out"
An exchange says that among the thirty
four millions Of American people there are
few LEFT who have not published u pamph-
let on the financial question.
They are making mn imni'nse knife ut
Sheffield which, has alrrady 1867 blades
and one IL aided every year. II was not
begun in the year one, however,
When man anil woman are made one
by q clergyman, the question often arises
"n''" " '"s U"'. 'o. .' -"
matter is finally settled
The young ladies' ofCambri,lco City Ind.
in convention assembled have resolved
that the young men shall not l'a permitted
10 accompany '""' ""'''e '''" "'e''s
'"'0S' ''' ~ :" "'''s ""' "
Never set down IMAM whom you "'se'
atths dentist NJ chosen heane''' because
ne keeps saying "ruNe'' pu"et INC
.en'"' WI" 20 "''N'"' ""
a'''''e"' ''''''"S'o" ''''' "'' ''''"'"
The way tho wig Is bent the trees IN
clined. Very rood-bnt how about the
twig Of the eve towards pretty girl The
inclination with most young chaps Is natural
anu the bent Is" yer! oaa'
There Is n gentleman IN Bangor 20 Alb
sent minded that, meeting his son on the
street a day or two. since, he extended his
hand to him anil inquired, allow do you
do? Hhen - your Jahr coming Nome =
The past is carrying from us forever time
and opportunities. which we have not i'm.
proved ms we should. The future Is all
our own let ns improve u well. yea, in
the hest manner We can
A lady having accidentally broken a
smelling bottle, her husband, who was very
petulant. said to her. IL declare, my dear,
everything that u longs To YOU Is more OF
less broken" True replied the lady,
"for even You are little cracked
The Phlailelphians have pi,hily resolved
that "Gen. Gran, is the h~st OF Radicals and
the hest of observation-disclosures when
treason and wrong are 10 oe "P'oo'e"
Conservative VINE" on'o''' "oe''y ana
r'sh arc " DC lr'ser'e"' w" ''eSS """
An oil minister uptown tho other day
asked woman what could be done TO III
dnce her mus ANA !" ""shd en"'c"'
aon h"o"' ~" 'p''"' "" -"
were 10 put " pp' "'" J"s " ""''"'' "
tho pew
"eS'er" p'p " "'e a""p""e "' p'"''''e
OF announcing "'''''aScs !" "'""'''
oeeo"'s "e'''e"'' "" - "" 60, A.
"'e :" s""' "''""' "'' "N""
NOT se' "''s "o''"'" " y" ."s"
lore ''ley see u" aPp"e"''o" ''' '''o''' "''
bee" hr'''
An old bachelor in New York, offered n
young lady pony for Hiss. She gave
him the kiss. Tie refused her the pony.
lie plead mo consideration. The Court