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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

A large Republican mass meeting in Phila.
delphia last evening was addressed by Colonel
Forney, H. b. Swope, General Fisher and
others.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

6ChIef Justice Chase Is on n visit To his
sor -iL-lsw, senator SpFssue. IA Providence.
RI.
sTHon. Henry J. Raymond hss arrived m
Nrv Yc-k from Europe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

The New York papers are having heated
discussion over the question whether sherifs
officer have right TO enter a theatre and Shoes
Ie'PIc in Eaking an arrest. 81, .....
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

ADVANCE IN THE PRICE OF CoAL.-At the
monthly Scranton coal sale IN New York yes
terdsy. 5000 tons were sold al an advance of
eighty seven cents per ton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

FTon blanchard nohun we have Barpsrs
u eel lss for september 5th- s-5t-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

The Governor OF Missouri says that State
needs ard can give employment to fifty thous-
and isbOIin men. $50. .- 900 20
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

%DR PRATT, DENTIST. fourth story,
US Woodwards Building. 3ls ID street be
tween 10th and 18th, near the junction of street
AID Pennsy lv snia avenue. au "a SIN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

DE. s e 4 & 81 AND pHYs,o,.,
goo PENNsYLvANIA AVENUE above lafi styesx
Has devoted many Years to the treatment Of femsi,
e. ,bis me aad has met With the greatest success
s.LADlkS desiring especial treatment will nnS
Mn very skfllful and confidential.
fnlly relieved.
BLOOMS PRIVATE. Patients see no one bot th,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

BOARDING.
RQARDING-Pesons desiring the comfort. Of a
- home viii nd desirable RO0Me. Furnished or
unfurnished. with good BOARD, ct 80 L street,
nsM Tth. Terms r. asonsble. Location healthy,
cneenui' convenient. auE-4t'
LOB RENT-ROOM and BOARD, in q private
fsmlIy, 500 nth street, between NJ and N,
EIRsT CLASS TABLE BOARD AND ROOMS
u can be had on reasonable terms ct 5s4 III st
between 5th ana 9th; emily q few minutes walk
from anY OF the Departments aus 81.
nNE Oh TWO LADIES WISHING ROOMS
" AND bOARD where there are NO other Board
ere. can be eccommod ated at No 6a3 street
between ID and 81 streets an % eosts
FOB RENT-TwO nicely furnished 'FRONT.'
hoOMs, Win Bath and other cOsvenfences.
Ior gentlemen only, with or without Board An,
Ply al soo street, between 9TH and sth.
EIRsT CLASS BOARD, WITH PLEASANT
snort Walk from most Of the public ofhces g an he
nsd on very reasonable terms at 81. street re-
tween Eth and 18th SITS. sueD o.
EkCELLENT BOARD AND ROOMS NAV he
touno At northeast corner Of Twentieth street
.no Iennes NanlA avenue. ssls tsel.
EoR RENT-several very Desirable FURNIsH
Ed ROOMS; IN suits or singly; ON let and a
nnoors; with or without board Inquire al No
ssl vstreet bet AZ and Sd streets. al slim.
E1RST CLASS TABLE BOARD CAN RI nan
,onst the American House for twenty deIlars per
nlontn. iyZlm
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

COHfIDENTIAL.-You men Who have IN
". yursd themselves by certain secret hsbics,
Xhaea q Tns thss e. SuoiIss g u
men, who, from the folliss Of youth, or otSsr
causes, feel debility in advance Of THAR years
any one, should nrst read 1.-THE Secret Friend
Married ladies' viii learn ecmethin( Of tmportanos
address, n . ssaled envelope, on receipt Of =
Boston. Ms@. isaiS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

pRoF kREIs' DANCInG ACADEMY, Penn
- sylvsnis avenue, opresite Metropolitan a
Hotel Dor Summer Season, fCseptlemenl
TUESDAY and THURSDAY EVENINGS
from 20 10 O'Clock. Those entertne nov
can receive a full quarter. Regular Class bec5 -
the First Tuesday IN September !. 90
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

I NITED STATES PATENT OFFICE.
4 WAsnIN6IoN, d. O Aueust "a IsS
JAMES III WHITNEY, of Brooklyn NJ Y Al.
mlnistrstor Of the estate OF Theodore K Weed, de-
ceased having petitioned for the extension az a
patent granted the said Theodore r Weed, on the
sih day OF November, 1854, for an improvement in,
itis ordered that the said petition be heard
81 this Office on the 9th day Of November nexts
ADy peIsoh may oppose this OK tension Ohtsc
uops depnsitiops, and other papers should be Sid
ID this once twenty days before tue dAy Of haar
ing. ELISHA F0Or
Au ~ -leW5w Commissioner OF Patants
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1868-08-27

0j TIOHS 1865. 0
MILLINERY GOODS
Ribbons. Trimming Ribbons Velvet R;hsS
SILKS; sATlNS, yELvETS =
FANCY BONNET MAvERIALs
RLONDs, GRAPES, E0Ts
French florers, Plumes and tIrnane,,.
BONNEfS, AND LADIES' HATS
In Straw, SILK. Velvet and Fjt
We offer the largest and best assartsd Stoct In
the United States prsinR all the latest Payisis
ARMSTRONG GATOR SCo. =
231 and 239 Baltimore street
an 70 I'm -. : BALTIMORE.
ITO HOgsEKrEPERS,-P ersons having Ra.
i and other verr In can dispose Of them By cali
preferred. Paymentit C0k0RlTB PAvnMINT
NJ. IsonSI0k smith.
p s--Per.cps building can void TIE snnoyance
by having this Pavement laid undsr he aoos ~
the floor last lifetime, from the ahseuue - Ian NJ
0'a! taaE-St'T rs.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1868-01-03
Fksc Odd ssefard for january.

The Old Guard, for January, is
received. and fully sustains the rep
utatiou it has won as second to no
ma gaxinc incur country in popular
Interest. while ills the ahlest expo
net Of the true principles Of Democ-
-r~ey This number opens with an
article by The editor, on "Tricks of
presiloutanakihe AZ. followed by a
thrilling lsnaTa roma nee, founded
upon the faiebft he 1tafian Statess
is "a ROMANCE, Of great power,
translated exprcsslS for the Old
Guard. from enc of the most dstin-
cuis'lcd. ofaN the Italia i. writer's Of
modern tillc, Moptcytrde, and with
detail ofthc arts to which tyranny
resorts 70, destroE Liberty, contain
ing a charming levc story. i 'The
Strange Story of Baron Trenck' is
an article Of great interest, and the
,arst ehapttrsof an serisinaInoyel, by
Miss Nellie Marshall, Of Kentuck "
entitled dead .Under4 the, Roses, !"
give promise Of one sof the most fas-
cinating serials If the current year.
Tho first Of Dr.. Van Evrie's new Sc
lics of articles ON "Typcs Of Man
kind. = is OF the Caucasian type,
illustrated with a splendid estored
picture Of model man of our races
The article is OF. great interest. and
worthy Of preservation fYrfeferenee
IN this''ilnportaiit subject, ''Ihe
Book Table, and the Editor $
Table which are fully up to the
mark Of the best matter and style,
close til. number, which is certain
IS one Of the .ablest and most, inter
cs,ing Of the New Year numbers of
IS cents; ssy9I fef Var. Van
J trfit.s Horton & Co. No. 162. Mas
<:lu street. New York 90;
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AN ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY.

AN ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY. .,'i
j. Ia the leading Alrsonc paper of the
fUnfcd States; cfrcu1ating over the entire
cpun,rN and in a,ondon, Paris, and other
foreign parts.
This WEEKLY embraces sixteen pages:
each number containing the Life and en-
bcllshed with Portrait IF some distin-
10 cOnss;nTS y TAI.
SKETCHES,
POETRY, ''.
TEt, Si S,sC i,,,ri,dn,s IN ID. ,
s~as FEMILYAR1lcLEs,
u .NEws, 80
!. Sr.s gsJunfspkrDfxcE, -7%
And REPLIES TO CORRESPONDENTS.
1t combines the talent of the ORDER in
its columns and asa MASOtIC and SE-
LEcT FAMILY JOURNAL, has no eompetit-
or. Address. ~ r,~xq4.s -.
DR.. MuMuRDY, 49,.
NATIONAL FREENAsoN,
P.O. Box 5000, New York City.
l. ~ TerAE "a 81 o.
Isl per annum inadvances So = half year;
| single copies, 10 cts t."','
Club Rates. -..
copifs, Sls;1O copies, 1885, Is copies,
80 SO; 20 copies $50: Clergyman, So.
Premiums to Clubs. ...
Parlor aud Large Org aus PUBLICATIONS.
For so subscribers, atis5 each, an organ
of any New York manufacture, worth $50;
for IS at 81 worth S75: for 100 at 81,
worth 800, for 125'at s., worth SI25;
for $50 ut 81, worth $50; for us at As,
s175. b.. 80 y.fa4+f 1H- .....
Sering Machine fora lFife end ITido,o.
| For so subscribers ut 81 each we will
give a sewing ma chine worth $50; fol-, IS
, subscribers, S65 for 70. $40; for 100 sub
scribers, full ca b;net, W., lnut or mahogany
IIemmer and Feller, silver plated, $500.
Books. ""i''
For subscribers, at SIS, divers Land
marks. vols. octave, S5;r for 3 slbsori-
bcrs, divers Dictionary and Cvcitpedia
Of fycenra sonny S.; for ., Revelations of
| a square, $3.50; for Is. Divers Works,
10 vols, SIS; In this proportion for any
werk in the New York Market. -.
"Sithu. =.
For 80, at 81 each. 10 Velvet Collars,
properly trimmed for either Lodge or
Chapter worth $50; for As subscribers, 10
Masonic Ribbon Collars aud 10 odge
Jewels, heavily plated, engraved in same
style as pure silver, worth s45; for 80
subscribers 10 hodge Jewels, heavily pla-
ted, worth $50; for so subscribers. TO Of
ficcrs' Aprons, stamped in gold, with jew
ell of Office. trimmed with silk, $50; for s.
subscribers,gl M Nilsson Dress Apron,
ornamented with Masonic devices in blue
,a,,as eohl .switll s1yer Masonic 'tassels,
wcrth SO; for IL subscribers, Gold Pen:
for SO subscribers, Gold Watch and
fChain, for lady or gentlemen. ..
We will deliver the articles at our rooms
I23s RrosYe, . Yeet second stoiyI or send
thcsbpok II hnih stamrs hiding. been
furEishod.S Ifsthe aStiae ifs tof be kox ed.
the expense must be prepaid by the person
ssendipgIF it. a. e. g-1
x.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1868-01-03
!. ln New Senator kUi Ia IL
fOrNia. @

Hon Eugene Casserly, elected
to the United Ssatcs Senate from
California by the Democrats, Is a
distinguished AID able lawyer Of
San Francisco. He, is enc Of the
iacst orators in the country, Is
about forty-fvc years Of age, and
will take high position in the body
which contains such consummate
small potatoes as Chandler, Sprauge
Upton (, Co, tho representative
:nen Of the ''all the intelligence
partE -, ~ r.
The, expenses of the government,
the present year, according to See
rotary McCulloch's Report, is S346-
30, 40 and his estimate for 1868
$500, 2G9. 226. This last sum will
be if divided evenly, eighty dollars
for every voter in the country. But
it is not divided cyenly. The rich
bend holders throw the greatest
share Of the whole burden upon the
poor. According to McCulloch's
calculation. the debt will be paid
off in two hundred and fifty years.
If the debt lasts $50 months the
poor people won't. 1t will crush
he life out of them before even that
i...a Day Book. r. ID d -se5s
1t huoamc necessary, some time
since, in the Criminal Court Of Gin
cinnati, in order to render a boy
witness. competent, TO provo that he
he d reached the age Of ten, years,
;,nd.his mother, an Irisbwoman, was
called for that purpose.
Il allow old is your son 'John?'
1uothcd the lawyer. .s''@
.Indade, sir. / dunno, but |
!, think he's not tin sit, was the re-
80. !. ' ,rs, ..s. III. ~, 4
.Did you make no record Of his
,irth!''
The praste did in the ould coun-
try, where icawas born. . :.
{ !, How losig after your marriage
was that" as@a ,f,,ss ia
about q year; may be liss. -
!, s..Ayhen were you inarried!' II
ca a.Dadc, sir, | dunno. !" MI, " -,.a
!, \ "Did you not bring certificate
of your marriage with you from the
!. old country?'' @ - ''az
.'Hey, sir? and what should !
nale wild q certifikit whin | had the
4uld man himself along wild me-?
No farther questions were asked.
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.4t ~ .9Hs ..ag iri2 gs, Etag
A funand complete Hteck is always on
hand, and being constantly replenishcd
from the New ork and Boston Emarkets.
q customer. win ana Prices much lower.
than in Stocks bought two months ago in
MGGreg0r and other other small markets a IT,.
A determination to keep up to the timea
is our motto.
II; 4s.fxO ] aaGyl sgO
Purchasers will find it to their interest
to examine our, stpek before Purchasing
elsewhere-Gcodss shown in respectful
manner. q It)Alf ln2svS
BONES & WHITE.
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Tie National Freen1ason is the lar
gest and best Masonic journal in the
Union # hissoari., !,
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g R4laRIJsr.aTpHic writing i.
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i. NEASIa. EnHH.

-, AE.ssEs. EDRs- nm t.Gr
Many inquiries are
i,asleiin regard TO the science of
thoa6E4aptI. Or short hand writing,
which by its rapid mann0r Of report
..,,ss, aad BY s.aEriagfd and elc-
.gantly corresponding style is attract
ing the attention oftbs learned, and
ambitious in tLe-ad-ance OF letter
Based asst Is. ? dpSn tho
Phonetic or elementary sounds Of
letters. the ensnciation and pronun /:
citation of.wnf7ls bccom easily and
more correctly understood. Its brew
ityi is time saving. Thos. II. Ben
taurenparksd when the art>was shown
" him, CHAT had he learned the scicnc G
j when Young it would have saved
Lin twenty years hard labor in copy
- ing his manuscripts In writing it
takes one page where commonly six
-'arc needed: By request Of thosc who
are seeking knowledge, and live in
the days Of ,telegraphs. railroads,
&c. when naught but lightning
speed viii keep witb'the tines, l will
give through your columns the rapid
science in lessons. LIST by naming
the alphabetical characters as rep
resented by characters Formerly
namely: .. =. 49, .''. v
= LIST div: a, e, i, Q, u. 2nd div,
ra.s, t.YAw, y-z, 3rd div, cog
mates or letters having the same
sounds; the difference marked by the
s'rssgofvuicea p, b,--t. d,--f, V,
Tx, (, --lr, j. 4th div, united
5y1nts, All, 90, oy, or Of, oy ,ow.
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Ii'estern Home. Journal, Kansas
The Acknowledged Masonic paper Of
he country.
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.i.s n-st Independent, VI
/. An unsurpassed Journal.
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y. Erponnder Mich. W
Every page shows the skill Of the
workmen who devote time to its CLASH
Cal and learned pages.
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rESs1 .Ai.. 4 fswfEE
OHIO Sentinel.
The best Masonic paper published.
Union Sentinel. kansas.

Union Sentinel, Kansas.
Although emphaticallv masonic Jour.
nal, yet the studying and thoughtful
seeker after knowledge, who is not a
freemason, will find in it much to profit
and Interest. ..s r.. ft.a,
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- Eastern journal Nd

The best Masonic publication in
FAmerica-tliis is saying d great deal
yet not too much
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ruDllSnku!
~ NPefhaus. uhdtn,a)
Certainly one Of the yer, best papers
IN the country. 1eq'i
tThe Ford, Of Parisl
1t is the best American Weekly that
crosses the Atlantic.
The M,'ror: Of London.)
It is the cheapest and lest paper Of
the kind III the world
.s.bl lI'ce'ite, Cincinnati, 0.
PA. 49,. g.F as.
,sMasbh;e I>realites -shouid-n not Fail to
subscribe 10" the National f'reemason.
II is studded with excellent Information
-EaStcrn Journal Md. -~s an
i. @4tl.s7E.- :. =a 4~5Pt'
The best e;tabli,hed Masonic Journal
in the L. ;. .t1t4..
49,
Ff- p ensylcania Sentinel. a@a1t
Very handsop,e,journal Of high litera.
~ character.
sEss
- Eastern Journal MI =
The best Masonic publication in
\ Merica-tllis is saying d great deal
yet not too much.
-. ETponnder Mich.
Every page shows the skill Of the
workmen who deyote time to its CLASH
Cal and learned pages.
Jrestern Home Journal, Kansas.
The Acknowledged Masonic paper Of
the country.
.rHC! 10. .-fE.F.f
OHIO Sentinel
The best Masonic paper published.
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/ NopH s.. :,
From the Prot slant Churchm1n,

Among our exchanges few are NOR;
welcome or more WORTHY Of cempcnda-
tion 3thsn the Natianal Frcemason. Its
Editor Rcv.SDr McMnrdy q clergyman
Is a thorough scholar an experienced
editor, M ablo writer and Thoroughly
imbued with that charity, which is the
truetbon5 and cement MT only OF the
craft, but Of all civil and religious soci-
ETY.. He sends forth a paper every
week that is full Of valuable and inter
,est!us matter, not only adapted to meu,-
bcrs Of the fraternity, but for other
readers. Every Giaftsmtn should sui.
scribe to it apd others might be improv-
ed b. reading it.
.iEnlYiter Of Commercially
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1868-01-03

For 5 subscribers, at IS, divers Land
marks, ? vols, octave, ST. for 3 slbssri-
bcrs, divers Dictionary and Cytidp:edia
Of Free ma sonny, S.; for 2, Revelations Of
a square, $3.50; for Is. divers Works,
ovols,, SIS; ,Inthis proportion for any
wcrk in the New York Market. -,
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1868-01-03

- ~ lU2 BKUAD"A1 Ne" FVFk.
AGENTS ron EUROPEAN MANUFACTURERS,
Announeeth that in consequence Of tile, over
stocking Of the english market, All inme nse
qusiltity Of D RH and FANCY goods have
been Consigned to them with Instructions
to ba,cleared for immediate CASH. at any
sacrifice A &r~to., have, therefore, re-
solved tp o6ek5hem according TO- their Or
linary system " business ut 81 each, With
|out,reecrtt to ytlue.:e -. ssGIuIs
8 The following list shows the Or ii Il
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4 Nets Jersey RerieW.

The most comprehensive and catho.
lie lf.publicatioa-an excellent family
piper, from With tserytli.ng objection
.ablc is excluded. ls1q i.a5fgda,J2 sidi
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-04-03

A SCHOOL Boys EssAY.-A preco-
cious youth attending the First Ware
School, in Decatur, H., got off the
following composition on the dog:
Dogs Is. usefuller as cats. Mice is
afeerediof mad cats They bite EN-.
Dogs follers boys and catches hog
by the ear. Hogs rarely bite. People
aud all other animals that does not
chaw the cudisn clean. Dogs some
times get hit with boojacks for bark
ing of nights. Sleepy people get
mad and throw at EN-. They do
more for man than grown hogs or
eoons or even goats Goats smell.
The end. ssfs~a .se
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-04-03
Rochester Express.

THE Dubuque Times publishes the
following as a boys composition on
corns: r.....
Corns are of two kinds, vegetable
and animal Vegetable corn grows in
rows, and animal corn grows on toes.
There are several kinds Of corn there
is unicorn capricorn, corn-dodger,
field corn, and roe corn, which il the
corn that you feel most. 1t is said. l
believe, hat gophers like corn, but a
persons having eoFns does n0tlike To-
90 Far" if he can help it. Corns
have kernels, aud many eol0nels have
corns. Vegetable corn grows on ears,
but animal corn grows on the feet, at
the other end Of the body. Another
kind of corn is the acorn; these grow
on oaks, bat there Is no hoax about
the corn. The acorn is com with the
Indefinite article, but TIE toe corn is
a very definite article indeed. Try 1t
and see. Many man, when he has
corn. wishes it was an acorn. folks
that have corns sometimes send for
| doctor. aud If the doctor himself
is corned, he won't probably do near
/ so well as ii he isn't The doctors
say that eorns are produced by tight
boots, or shoes, which is probably the
/ reason why. when man Is tight they
say he is corncd. IF farmer mana
'ges well, he can get a good deal Of
/ corn on one acre, bat | know Of a
| farmer that has one corn that makes
/ the biggest acher on his farm The
bigger crop of vegetable corn a man
raises the better he likes it. but the
bigger crop OF animal corn he raises
the better he don't like it. Another
kind of corn is corn dodger. The wav
it is made IS simple, and is as follows,
/ Chat is, if you want to know You
I go, along a street and meet a man that
you know has corns, and is a rough
character; then you step on the toe
that has the corn on it, and see If you
won't have occasion to dodge. In
that way you will find out what corn
] dOdger is.
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-04-03

A boil is generally very small at
first, and a fellow hardly notices it,
but in a few days it gets to be the
biggest of the two. and the chap that
has it is of very little account IN COM
parison with his boil, which then
has him. b Boils appear mysteriously
upon various portions of the hUm1n
body, coming when and where they
darn please, aud often, in. very in
convenient places. Sometimes a soll-
tary boil Is the sum total of the af-
Fiction, but frequently there is a
rubishin' lot of EN- TO help the
first one. Ifa boil comes any where
on a person, that person always
wishes it had come somewhere else,
although it would puzzle him to tell
just where. ..-as44.
fla chap has a boil he generally
gets a good deal Of sympathy fFomi
others" In horn" Whoever asks
him what ails him laus his at him for
his pains to- answer, while many I'M
feeling persons make game of him, or
of his misfortune. or boil It's very
wicked to make sport OF persons with
bOils, they cannot help it, and often
feel vely badly about it. Physicians
don't give boil patients much salts
faction as a general thing, although
young physicians who are just begin
ming to practice are fond Of trying
their lancets on them. Boils are said
to be " healthy and Judging from
the-way they take hold, and hang on,
and ache, and burn, and grow, aud
raise Cain generally, there IS no doubt
that they are healthy and have good
Constitutions. They are generally
very lively and playful at.night, and t.
is very funny to see a chap with q
good large one, prospecting around
his couch for a place, where his boil
will at In without hr tia Boils
tend to purify tue blood, strength
en- the system calm the nerves, re-
strain the pl ofanity, traDquilize the
spirits, improve the temper and beau
lify the appearance. They are good
for married men who spend their
evenings away from home, as they
give them an opportunity to rest their
night keys and get acquainted with
their families. 1t is said that boils
'stve the patient : a fit of sickness, "
but IF the sickness Is not the best to
have, it must be an ALFRED mean
thing. 1t Is also said that person is
better after he has had them, and
there is no doubt that one does feel
much better after having got rid Of
them. Many distinguished persons.
have enjoyed these harbingers of
health. Job took the first premium
at the County Fair for having more
aehers under cultivation than any
other persopq Shakespeare, had them.s
and ment aboils when he said. = One
woe doth tread upon another's heel,
so fast they follow" 44Y
There are great many remedies
for boils, most of which are vel
worth trying, because, if they don't
do any good, they don't hurt the
! boils. Ii a chap goes down street
with a boil, every man he meets viii
tell him of good thing = for it,
among which are - Shoemaker's-
wacks, Mrs. Wiuslow's Syrup, Trix,
Spaulding's GIae, Charlotte Russo,
Gum Drops, Water. Proof Backing,
Night Blooming Cereus, Chloroform
Kissengen, &c, 90. ID ID
lt THE END.
-Rochester Express. saNS
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1868-04-03
HUMOROUS.


And 1t shook, shook MIN sorelyt
Shook his boots off and his toe-na1ls,
Shook his teeth OF and Dis hair OF
Shook his coat al into taftcrs, 81 ......,
shook hrs sufrt al1 into ribbons. a,i
Shfftless, coatless, hairless, tOothlesS d Z
NJ nus boots and minus loe-nais. $685.
Still ii shoos him, SHOOK BIN till 1T
Made him yellow gannt and bony;
Shook him till he reached his death-bed ;
Shook him tin 10 shufiied or aim
on his mortal coil, and then It.,
Having Rhl him .cvld ana quiet, ~ HH
Shook the earth ali down upon him;
And he ties beneath bis gray estOfie.
Ever shuiI ing shaking. sgbHl{ fffs - 81 s. .s