The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1868-02-19

He sail that had acted wrong,
And foolishly beside;
won't forget him after that
wouldn't If died.
i'll was wrong, what right had he
To be so cross with me?
/ know I'm not an angel quite
/ don't pretend to be-.
He had another sweetheart once,
And now when we fall out,
He always says he was not cross, r
And that she didn't pout.
It is enough to vex saint ~1.' -
It's more than can bear;
. I wish that girl Of his was
Well, don't care where.
He thinks that she was pretty, too
Was beautiful and good; =
I wonder if she'd get him back
Again, now, if she could?
lknow che would, and there she is
She lives almost in sight; % ..,~ -
And now it's after nine O'Clock
Perhaps he's there tonight,
I'd almost write to him to come
But then I've said won't;
- ! do not care so much, but she
Shan't have him if don't;
Besides, know that was wrong, =.
And he was in the right;
Iguess III tell him so-and then ) p.
- wish he'd come tonight.
The Advertisers Gazette, under the
head Of Newspaper Advertisements,
gives a variety of amusing specimen
notices, from which we cut the following
slice for the entertainment Of ourreaders.
This is an advertising age and every one
has his or her own particular style, as
witness -:
"Wanted steady young man to look
after horse Of the Methodist persua.
sion" 80
,"To Let.-A eottage'in Newport con-
tanning eight rooms and an acre of
ground. )" -.
'sFor Salc.-A piano BY lady about
to cross, the Channel in an oak ease with
carved legs 49,; d., ,....-.s., .>...-.. F..
"Lost!-A small hdy's watch with a
white face, also, two ivory young ladies'
work-boxes. A mahogany gentleman's
dressing-case, and a small pony belonging
to a young lady with a silver mane and
,ail:''-.. =~->:-.---1-2 - : = ~ -; = :.
Lost or strade from the. subscriber
sheep all over white-one leg was black
and half his hody-all persons shall re:
ceiye five dollars to bring him.. He was
she goat. ,..... ..-,......
Advertisements are qaite study, and
he 'Who neglects their peru>a! is a loser.
Here is another of a fellow who adver-
tiScs his wife: .
On the sixteenth of July, on the night Of
E:opc / from her hush IND, , the wife of John
S1AHSY az ssera,sshcs each Z, ~ growing
deeper, 49,. - -.
Should any one find Ler, he begs them to
keep her.
Another on the same SUBJECT, says:
'tWhereas, the wife Of Peter Smith
has left his Led aud board, the. public
arc cautioned against trusting her, as he
wilt pay no debts of her, contracting:
n. B.-The best garden seed sold bY the
said Peter Smith at the sign Of the
Golden Hammer" -
queer obituary this: 1t appeared
ia a German paper: d" = = 49, ',-~''.'
my husband is NO more, He did not
wish to live longer, and if he had. it
would have made no difference, for gout
entered his stomach and was soon fol.
lowed BY death. lshall marry the doc
tor who so kindly attended my late hus-
band; I learned then to trust him. Soft
rest the ashes Ct the departed one, whose
wholesale liquor business / shall con r:
tinus at the old stand" r =
We select one more from the coilec-
ton, it is one from Western Snowman: ::
a RATTtL SNACK TOO BE SuoED.
The history or this snaick is as follers:
be was ketcht on tung mounting by apoore man
With large Fammely being scks yer ould and
very .-. -.-.. -- ...-,.> - =
Tenemus. he is now in books and cant Hurt
wich is mntch Better than To be runnin Wild
cause he can't want to etc nothin.c. Ambulance
Pents For them what plees To pay 1t and thrip-
them what Don't. aLiberal reduokshin Fol,
Fammelees.
for more particklers pleas toe cswl on Old Dick
Is Miss Blinkinsat home.?" asked Mr..
Sanders of the Irish girl, who answered
his ring at the door. ayes, l blave she
is sir, "is she engaged ?"~ An is it en-.
gagged you say? Faix an l can't tell
you, sir, but she kissed Mr.. Vincent last
evening as if she had never seen the like
Nv him, and its engaged l :blave they
are, sir. .--... -. ~. =
'Do you believe in the appearance Of
spirits, father? p asked a rather fast
young man of his indulgent sire.
mo, Tom, but believe in their disap.
pearance, since | missed my bottle of
Bourbon last night" replied the old gen
tleman.
A Kansas city editor went skating the
other day, and slipped into an air hole
His ears caught on the edge OF the ice,
the hole not being big enough to let
them through. They partially froze,
and will be amputated and used for door
mats.
"Have you BLASTED Hopes!' " asked
lady of green librarian, whose face was
very much swollen with the toothache.
mo, ma'arn," replied the youth, "but
I've got blasted toothache."
A Kentucky stock raiser. it is stated,