New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1868-05-10
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A Convention at the corners to Nominate
County TIeket-H1w Joe BiEler
Perverted the Ejaculation Usually
Adopted mt Such Conventions.

like it at the Corners till that disturber Joe
Bigler, and his faithful adherent, alder, anu
abetter, Pollock, are shot or otherwise
killed In the olden time, afore the. inog'
gerashen Nv the Ablishen era, We he'd a
| short way of dispOsin of SIGH. 1t wuz
maxim in the South that ther Good be peece
only where there WIZ a perteck yoonanlmlty
| Nv sentiment, and to bring about that
ouenis NV idees-that deliteful concord
witch wuz so desirable-we were in the
| habit NV shooting or hangin the most stub
born Nv those witch didn't agree with the
| majority, aud tarrn and fcatherin those
| who were yet accessible to Kentucky rea
son. By Vigorously perseoin this course
the minorities in this vicinity wuz kept
tollubly small aud contr0llable. Why these
cusses hewitt bin so treated passes my com.
prehenshen.
Our ConTenshun to nominate candidates
for county offices wuz held yesterday. l
wuz cheerman NV course, for ! now okkupy
that Dosshen (since it was discovered that
Captain McPelter kin rite, he hel bin Sex
retary) and felt a sinkin sensashen when
l saw that cuss Bigler and that other ouss
Pollock enter the door.
Deek1n PogrAm, ez he saw en-, billed over.
Rising to his feet, the venerable old pa
triark exclaimed in voice tremulo1s with
emOshun wat in thunder he wuZ there tor.
"Josef, hev VOC Il rite TO set in D mo
cratic Convcnshun, holdin, q 700 do,
opinyuns the reverse Nv Dimocratictn
"Dcokin," returned this Biger, Il carr
in my body Federal lead wuZ under the
Confadrit flag in sixty battles, skirmf shes,
and skedaddlcs. | hev certihklt to that
cffeck from the late lamented John Morgan.
That ccrtjhkit wood admit me to scot IN
any DimoCratic COnvenshun IN the North
snel it not b. sufficient here n kentucky?
Aars, thu Profit is not without honor, save
in his own cross roads
And Josef let on he wept, when Pollock
ostentashusly handed him pocket hand
kercher.
Ell held any hetrodox views | hev re-
pented Nv UNI, me and Pollock, and we per
pose to vote for all yer TesolOosheDs, like
risky lambs what it glad to get back to the
troo fold. Don't we Pollock =
"Certin, we do. The COuvenshun may
go on and count us in ez troO converts from
Ablishnism; wich, in view Nv the fact that
my store hez bin set on fire twict becoz Nv
my awful opinions, / may be sed TO be litrally
brand pluckt from the burnin. Go on
Flndin they wuZ bound TO stay, we went
on. The first thing in order wuz the adOp.
shun NV resolooshens, ez follows;
l. We resolved we he'd the utmost con-
tidenCe in AndrOO Johnson, President Nv the
NOouited States, peryided he wuzu't i'm
peeched eff he wuZ. then we shOOd hev the
privilege Nv considrin him worthy Nv CON
hdeuCe or not, eZ the circumstances NV the
case shood warrant.
?. That the Congris NV the Yoonited
states wuZ UnCon,titooshnrl body, wich
wuz persistently endeaYorin to break Up the
government Of the NOonited States, Wich
we wnz ez persisteutly striVm to save.
3. That the only hope OF IoOuun lag in
the displacement NV SIGH traitors ca Grant,
Sumner, and Stevens, and the putin in
their places sich gileless patriots ez Brock
inridge, Brite Vallandygum, ct al.
4. That the thanks NV the democracy is
due the people OF the South for their for
bearauce in not risin to ep the radical
faction from the face NV the earth,
At this pint Bigler rose. He wanted to
know eff this convenshen, styling itself
Democratic, wuz agOin to be satisfied with
them resoloosheDs? He called for the read
ing Of the regler one without which no
Democratic platform wuz complete. He
referred to the one dedicatin this Govern.
ment forever 10 white men. Here it is
he sed:
Res9l:ed, That this Government wuz es-
tablished by white men, and that white
men will keep it intact for white men and
their p0sterity forever.
81 demand. ez q white man, said this Big
Ter, that this resolution be added. Let every
white man, every proud Caucashen who
sis.
And every one Nv EN- hollered out 'ayeo
with all their mite
Good said Bigler, good. White men
and their posterity! wat a noble sentiment.
Say aye to my resolooshun agin.p
And they yelled Aye agin. ..
Now Pollock, brother in the troo faith,
newly baptized, will 700 open the door? Its /
better to be a doorkeeper in the house NV
Democracy than to dwell in the tents Nv
Ablishun. Open the door"
WITCH Pollock did, and then entered
wat! good heavens!
A HUNDRED NULATTo, QUADROoE. AND Ooro
R0oN NIGGERs-TWO BY TWO.
What does this mean!1 shrieked I.
:" Who are them?" gasped Deacon Pc.
gram.
f" He'll ~ sed Issaker Gavitt profanely.
They are the postarity referred to in NV
resoloOshun. This Government was estab.
iished for white men, and shall be pre-
served for white men and their posterity,i |
think it read. These arc the posterity. |
There may be few here who would be |
barred out on the score Nv bein the posteri- |
ty Of white women, but these are excep. |
Shuns. shood hey inclooded white women
in my resolO0shun. The majority nv those |
here, ez 700 kin easily determine by their |
color, are the pOsterity Nv white men. They |
IRE not pure black. Here is every shade |
rom The subdood yaller NV the mulatto up |
" A-AS "lA4Aoeb Nv AllHi WllD nee OILY "A |
sixteenth part Niger blood in his veins. |
Wv coorse they win take seats and assist US |
In nominatiu the ticket which called US |
together.p
. "UY course they wont!n roared Deekin
Pogram. Il never will set in a convenshen |
with niggers-neveri never!l never!!r
VERY good. Eli this is the yoonanimus |
decision, we won't nominate any ticket. q |
take the responsibility NV Dustin this Con.
genshen. But, oh, Deekinl Deekinl wat a
soin back on yoor principles Dare VOC
ieny that these shades, these modified
nokes are the posterity nv white men?
Deekin, shood 700 cast yoor beemin eve
over this assemblage woodnit it rest pa.
rentally and loynly onto yoor own pos
ieritys Oh, Deekin, eff VOC 90 back
On the resOlOOshen wich VOC voonani-
nusly voted fors don't / beg NV VOC, go
back onto nacher. Don't desert your chit L
drin. Don't turn adeef ear to the pleedins
ly nacher or blind eye to her supplica.
hons, Hannibal Pogran, go ana beg yoor
ather to permit VOC, his posterity, scarcely
olacker than he aud cussid site hand.
'omer, to mix In this yere caucus.n
The Deekin indignantly left the room.
aud followed SCOT. wieh eegsample was
ioiiered by all NV MS. Bigler and Pollock
and nominated a ticket Nv these
lalf Dleached cusses, making it up entirely
~ the Pogram, Gavitt and Punt niReers. ~
hese names, they sed. he'd weight in the
county. Who will deliver us from these
WO bodies Of death?
PETROLEUM v. Massey, P. NJ.
witch IA parf