The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1868-03-01
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Pyreteehnis1l l remedy .< 70 sor crying inf'nt.-
An hair spparent- One that You see float
ingi your soup.
II beauty draws us by single hair, who
can resist . Materially ~
There is s ohance for anew ONCE In Alas
Of the seals -
There are reproaches that give praise,
and praise that reproaches.
A Yankee, has invented . medicine to rel
noyo . boil hom q tea-kettle~
Tho trial Of chastisement, If borne WITH
patience, becomesa pledge Of predesnnataon'
1MI oan marry any girl I please, y said a
boaster. every true" but you can't please
any"
It is said that the pig ran aWay from the
butcher because he had heard that preven-
ton il better than cure"
"pn give that girl piece Of my mind !"
exclaimed o young fellow. 81 would not, n
replied his uncle; you've moro to spare.
~ man lately appeared with his legs so
attenuated that the authorities had MN AZ :.
rested beealssG he had NO visible means OF
support.
The somewhat startling announcement is
made that Mrs. Stonewau Jackson has re-.
ceiyed SIS coo from the sale OF the lie OF
her husband. TX -
A beer-seller wrote over his doof,, !" Bear
sold kere." Tom Hood, who saw II, sandy
Was spelt right, because the fluid he solo
was his own bruin."
The Oldest inhabitant OF Detroit is = ne
gro, one hu6dxed and fourteen years OF age.
He has been marked times without number,
and has for spouse agirl Of fifty nine.
| A sleepy churchwarden who often played
cards, hearing the ministers use the words
/. shuttle of this mortal col, started up,
it's my deal" . @ - :
"Ihope to live to see the day, y said Lord
Brougham, when every peasant IN I'm.
It be better that they had little bacon first r.
inquired Cobbett.
If all food be withheld from the system,
life lasts about three weeks; but If water
be taken according to the indication OF
thirst, the individual survives fully twice
that length Of time.
A boy remarked to his mother, the other
day, that he never knew before that a ". 7,;s
mother. :" Yes, he is," said the boy, !" for
father went in there last night to get . night
cap"
"You ought to acquire the faculty Of
being at home in the best society" said 9
fashionable aunt to an honest nephew.
manage that easily enough, 1sSpOAuoU LIZ
\ nephew, "by staying at homo with my VIE
a and children"
O "Do you believe in the appearance o
}, spirits, father ~ asked a rather fast young
J. man of his indulgent sire. "No, Tom, blu
8 believe in their disappearance, since
IS missed my bottle of Bourbon, Last night,
l. replied the old gentleman.
= Bob, Irudely insulted Tom to-day in
r, moment Of excitement, and have deter
n mined to tender him an apology. Advise m
N whether it shall be oral OF indited." lndi
10 ted by all MEANS" replied Bob; "yo
n should always right a wrong"
~ "Don't you think my boy resembles me
~ inquired an apothecary, as he introduce
g his greasy faced boy to q witty physician
~ Yes" replied the doctor, pretending
= scan the physiognomy Of each eyes,
or think see your liniments in his cou1
~ tenance."
he There is said to be honor among thieve
ar all but one sort, namely, those who ste
d. love from manor woman, having no il
q, tention or no ability to repay it. No 9th
en- thief is half SO despicable and wicked, ar
they deserve to be scorned and hunted o.
lily of society. y
We A gentleman employing q porter name
he Russell, asked him jocularly, g Pray is yo,
ed coat of arms the same as the Duke of Be-
,se ford 2" 1.-THE house of Russell. Our arms
in answered the porter, "are, I suppose, pref
Try much alike : but there is q great diferen
lily in our coats.