The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-15
MISCELLANEOUS
IF A HUMBCG.

IF A HUME CG.
What a wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tue
FIRST OF August
Thousands have
ram Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or calf it humbug,
Are the doctors
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains
Flash the truth
Before their ewes
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF SC ence
Full of lies
ram rant has been tested, Tree OF COST over ten
months, every DAY Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, New York for the removal and cure of ali
manner OF pain and disease he Office is constant-
" crowded with patients rain shine. Every per-
Knows that all who call it humbug tell tasehood
We want no poison in our lips
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning lniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health.
we want to shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay
We know all Pills have had their day,
That physc is deceit;
The l. meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purga,ives
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN There is q man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles a brush with
dexterlty, and lays on the PAINT that neve" leaves
color or STAIN He paints girls boys, men and wo-
men, by e hundreds, every day and evening He
removes pain as if by magic, of any name or nature
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
bite 70 the most trightful cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients by the officers of hospi-
tails 10 WOLCOTT'S Office, No. 40 Chatham SQUARE
y; and all pain is renovation every application,
ant OF tie sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown and marble
palacesof Fifth Avenue. All, all treated alike,
and each wait their for an application of that
| wonderful remedy PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain, and misery, vanishes instantly, if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
| and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1T
held its vlctmwth an iron grasp tor scores ct
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with establishment, and those who expected
| scott aud laugh returned to pray A factory in
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at oce but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie snail have it, and every body else, for 25 cents,
30 cents 81, SO, S. and 50 per bottle and select
what size they please Those who are able certainly
will purchase the largest Sizes they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pam headlong instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball matches hardly time
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
| that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
1t is needless tor us to state the he has al
ready achieved the sale of his old standard
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized Tor
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIhILATOR in pnts,' instead of half
psnts and makes 1t one-guarer stronger and more
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
| was impossible to read a newspaper without laying
it on desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once a week, find immediate benefit Pint
bottles hold three OF the 80 cent bottles aud he sells
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
| sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
| that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
recty to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint.
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
few are bold enough to deny it, Nothing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, for the disease is in the
| head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
to ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter tails
in the throat and clogsit; at night runs down TO the
stomach and uudermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease sneeze is natures most EN-
phatc No, and dust OF any kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, fiom this
load of phegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed It must be cleaned out, instead Of adling
snuff and more filth,
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
1hite wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can 90, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense at
No. 10 Chatham-square, New York, and 12 Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and DID,
Sept 18-4w