The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1868-05-07
The Latest Blast From the Internal
Regions.
OCCASIONAL.

The following article appears as edito-
rial in The La Crosse Democrat, the
most popular and widely circulated Dem.
ocratic journal in the Union-a pa per
that has probably twice as many sub
sorbers in the party as The World, and
ten times as many as The Albany ar
gus:
These long haired inps of n!ggeriism
and bitter foes to lruo religion, the
Young Mems Christian Associations
$50 callcd) who iniesl the State OF Wis
consiu, have issued "call' for gen
eral love-reaSt Of tue brethren, TO DO
holden at Madison this week. The os-
tensible object of the pow.woW is to Gx-
tend the evangelical faith into tho rural
districts throug b the efforts Of lay mis-.
sionsries, the brethren claiming that
the people are so anxious for orthodox
religion that the regular ministers cannot
supply the spiritual wants Of their focksS
hence the necessity that tho lay brethren
do lay hold and flop round in lie Lords
Vineyard until they do lay out the uabe-
levers. This plausible yarn may do for
school marms or wheezy Puritans, but
10 the minis eye OF an able bodied work.
iug white man. it Iooketh amss ngly like
huge Sabbath School lie. In the first
place, The dcnlnd for EUdnqclicul fliih
is dulw itha doDn,oafd tendency. Thous.
ands of high.pressure divines are out of
commission, penmbulating the country.
selling the elves" OF the Late Lamented.
psddling patent Itch Killer, and picking
up precarious subsistence in various
other itinerant callingS. for which their
ministerial experience has well qualified
them. In the next place, ,oho eutr heard
Of a great missionary effort being started
IN the Spring, al the commencement Of the
busy season, ,ohen eUcry one is haired,
while the dull winter months were al,
lowed to pass by unimproved.
No. the true object of the forthcoming
Devils Auction. or Young Mems Chris
,ian Association campaign. is to put a
large force OF semi clerical vagaoonds
in the field oprowl through tho country,
deadbcating tall around, spongiag their
rictNals, organizing prayer circles on the
Ethiopian oasis and setting up Grant
clubs in every town, village and hamlet
What care the Bankrupt scomdrels 'cho
compose the Y N G. A. for The cause of
Christ and Him Cracifed? Who ever
knswa broken down scalpor ION the
Chicago or Milwaukee Boards of Trade)
who failed and settled up at 20 cents on
the dollar, three years paper, that was
not a loud.mouth member Of the Asso.
citation? Who ever knew man 20
through bankruptcy on false afiidavitS
and bogus schedule, who was not a hard
praying member of the Association?
Where is there a dcfauhing bank clerk,
a Mieving railroad officer or dishonorea
merchant, ,oho is not a Stockholdsr in the
Y. NJ G. A. cities! In the Western cit
les their rooms are generally located near
the Board Of Trade, who compose most
Of their membership, and il is notorious
that no such collection Of finished, pol
ished, hcartlcss rascals. are 10 be found
elsewhere on the planet as the men, who
compose these same Boards Of Trade,-
The monSrelS are using their religious
uudOrstrappers 10 sandwich bondholdin2
politics in between their hymns and SER
mons And it devolves on Democratic
journals and speakers to warn people
against the Satanic whitc niger MODS.
knoWn as Christian Associations, Aid So.
cietios, Mission Clubs, etc., Democrats,
avoid them as you would the plague
Protect your children from their insidi-
Gus wileS; they are the bastard foes Of
you and your God. The Almighty is
wiping tho foul bread from tho face Of
the earth. Their missions, their aGSoci-
otiouS, and their reign will soon tormiu.
AtO. White men, we must cheCk.matO
those psalm singing hypOcriteS this year,
and their mower will be coma for