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Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11
humorous.

JONES says his new hair is as ike his old
as toWpees ever were.
WHT is a water-illy ike whale? They
both come to the surface to blow.
Why are ships called she? Because they
always keep man on the look out.
WHAT is that which ties two persons, and
only touches one? A weeding-ring.
WHAT gentleman can, with any sense of
propriety, ask fat woman to team on his
arm.
WHAT is the difference between a young
girl and an old hat? Merely one of time; one
has feeling the other has felt.
Why is man who fails in kissing lady
like shipwEecked fisherman? Because he
has lost his smack.
IF man waits patiently while woman is
putting on her things, or shopping" he will
make good husband
WHAT axe holds its edge the longest, cuts
the closest, and is the most expensive for a
man to buy? a meat axe.
SoNE women paint their faces, aud then
weep because it doesn't make them beautiful.
They raise a hue and cry!
If young lady wishes to encourage her
lover when he gives her squeeze the best
thing she can do is to re-press him.
Il HATE to hear people talking behind
ones back" as the robber said when the
con stable was chasing him and crying, ''Stop
thichr g 0P
''oH ma" said a little girl who had been
to the show, ''rve seen the elephant, and
ne walks backward and eats with his tail"
"4oU want fogging, that's what you do"
said father to his unruly son. II know it
dad; but III try and do without it, returned
the boy.
A country paper says:-sA COW was struck
by lightning belonging to the village phvsi-
cian, who gave birth to beautiful calf few
moments before and was instantly killed.
A LADY took her little boy to church for
the hrsa time. Upon hearing the organ he
was on his feet instanter. 'sSit down" said
'he mother. Il won't" he shouted, ssI
want 70 see the monkey"
90 , lncauaous individual at Terre Haute
s;s Os1lpl O9y' after smoking, put his pipe into
ms pocket where he had some powder. He
was was sen shortly after inquiring for himself
81 piece OF his Pantaloons.
AN aged Quakeress the other .rtornoo,
was seen gazing very intently on a nice of
Drocaded silk displayed ii Enoad-"H.-s- -
slOp IN Fleet street A cockpev nasser.bs
observed that it was satin tempting Eve
an acquaintance of ours, a uo,he, 10 =.
lohg SINCE w1s lamenting the loss oF : 80
Zone of family ofeight) Because :, sis sa;5
she, there was just enough for coHnion.
and they did dance so very prettily."
A LADY al sea, of delicate apprehensions
IN a gale Of wind, cried out, among other
pretty exclamations. ave shalIals 20 10 The
bottom! Mercy, how my head does swim ),
Never fear, madam, said one Of the sailors
you cant go 10 the bottom while ycu head
swims.p = .''.'
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11
A FINE FARM FOR SALE IN DUTCH
NOW Is THE TIME TO BUY CHEAP!
prick HOUSE AND LOTFOR SALE
II IN PATTONSYILLE.

The undersigned will sell at private sale the
BRICK HOUSE and Lot Of ground, now occu-
pied by Nancy Stoner, in PattonsyiIle, on reason
able terms; The house was erected for Hotel,
andls wen adapted for thar purpose containing
eight rooms, with acommodious Kitchen. and well
OF excellent water. The Stabling is sufficient for
Hotel purposes, and the garden is not excellod in
the neighborhood. There are an the other re-
qnlsite out ut-buidngs, and in excellent condition.
School House immediately across the street.
and Churches within few hundred yards. This
is very desirable location
JOHN LUTZ,
Real Estate Agent,
maszS'd Bedford, Pa
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11
ELECTIC MEDICAL COLLEGE OF
IL PENNSYLVANIA

This College holds three sessions each year.
The first session commences October Sth, and
continues until the end OF January: the second
session commences February Let. and continues
until the beginning Of May the third session cct
tinues throughout the summer months.
II has an able corps Of twelve Professors, al, u
every Department Of Medicine and Surgery il
thoroughly taught.
Every facility in the way Of illustrations, u.ua
bid specimens, herbarium, chemical and philosc
phieal apparatus, microscopes, instruments Of the
latest invention for physical examination and
diagnosis viii be provided.
Splendid Hospital and Clinical instruction are
Afforded free tickets to all our City Hospitals are
provided: Dissecting Material abundant at
nominal cost
Perpetual Scholarships are sold for 500.
Send for circular.
THE ELECTIC MEDICAL JOURNAL OF
PENNSYLVANIA,
Published monthly, contains As pages Of original
matter. Price 80 per annum. The largest, finest
and most progressive Medical journal in the Uni
ted States. Special inducements to the getter up
Of Clubs
Beautiful premium engrayings, valued at s.,
given to every subscriber.
Specimen copies sent free, on application, Ad-
dress JOHN Buchanan.
227 North Twelfth Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
may29:lyr.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

"That Cough win kill you. Don't neglect it.
ES-26c. and soc. Sizes
. Costar' g" Cough Remedy.
The children CRY for Tits a "soothing
Sore Throat, Group, Whooping Cough,
Asthma, Bronchial Affections Singers,
Speakers, and all troubled with Throat
Complaints, win find this beneficial Pee
torai Remedy.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

Why is a man who fails in kissing LADY
like shipwFecked fisherman? Because he
has lost his smack.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

WHAT axe holds its edge the longest, cuts
the closest, and is the most expensive for
man to buy? A meat axe.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

WHAT is the difference between a young
girl and an old hat? Merely one of time; one
has feeling the other has felt.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

If man waits patiently while woman is
putting on her things, or shopping" he will
make good husband.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

WHAT is that which ties two persons, and
only touches one? A wedding ring.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

WHAT gentleman can, with any sense of
propriety, ask a fat woman to team on his
arm.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

some women paint their faces, aud then
weep because 1t doesn't make them beautiful.
They raise hue and cryl
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11
SPRING G GODS !.

A. B. CRAMER & co.
Are now receiving the
LARGEST AND MOST ELEGANT STOCK
OF GOODS EVER OPENED IN BEDFORD.
GREAT BARGAINS on hand in every de-
partment.
TERMS CASH-or six months approved credit
May IS, 1865.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11
VALUABLE TRACTS OF
Ian FOR SALE.
JOHN LOTE,
Real Estate Agent,
Bedford, Pa.

II Il ~ - l. ~ Ii - u IL -
The subscribers offer at private sale the follow
ng valuable tracts of land. viz
No. L The undivided half of a tract of land,
containing 227 acres, situate on the southeast
side of the Broad Top Mountain, lying partly in
Bedford and partly in Fulton county, and ad-
joining lands 20 Samuel Dannor James Brin-
hurst and wishari's heirs. TWO VEINS OF
COAL, one 81 fest, the other 81 feet in depth have
been discovered on this tract
No. 2. A tract of230 acres near the above, ad-
joining the same lands, and supposed to contain
the same veins of coal.
No. ;. A tract of 400 acres, within two aud
half miles of the above tracts, lying the North
side of the Harbor across the mountain, well tim
bered with oak and pine.
May s,-tf JOHN LUTZ.
u OR SALE OR TRADE.
FIVE lots of ground in Bedford, so by $40,
formerly part Of the Lyons estate,
Two lots in the City of Omaha Nebraska.
Two tracts Of 100 acres each within three miles
Of a depot on the Pacific Rail Road back of Oma-
ha.
First tract Of bottom lands timbered and prarie
two miles from Omaha City.
One third Of 1000 acres in Fulton County Pa
including valuable Ore, mineral and timber lands
near Fort Littleton.
Over 200 acres Of valuable ore, coal and tim
Der lands in West Virginia.
ALSO, A lot Of ground (about one acre) at
Willow Tree, in Snake Spring Township, on
Chambersburg and Bedford Turnpike, three miles
East Of Bedford, with frame dwelling house,
cooper shop, stable, &c. thereon erected.
ALSO, Twenty-Five one acre lots, adjoining the
Borough Of Bedford, with lime stone rock for
kiln or quarry the upper end Of each.
Also, 800 acres Of land in Woodbury. CO., Iowa.
800 acres in Reynolds CO., Missouri.
4S0 {" Shannon g
2701 " Bollinger 4"
so Franklin 4 Iowa
0. Z. SHANNON,
June 2l,-tf Bedford, Penn a.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

AMERICAN COJfBNA AFI0N
BUTTON HOLE ovERsEAMING AND
WING CHINE,
IT'S WONDERFUL POPULARITY c0YcLU,
MrE PRooF OF ITS GREAT MERIT
The increase in the demand for this valuable
machine has been TEN FOLD during the last
seven months of its first year before the public.
This grand and surprising success is uaprees-
feel fully warranted in claiming that
IT HAS Ne EQEAL,
BEING ABSOLUTELY The DEsr
MILY MA HINE
IN THE WORLD,
AND LyTRINHC4LLY TIE CHEAPEST
It is really two machines combined in one, (by
simple and beautiful mechanical arrangement
making both the Shuttle or Lock -stitcl., and the
Oyorseaming and Button-hole stitch with equal
facility and perfection. 1t executes in the rey
best manner every variety Of sewing, such as,
Hemming, Telling, Cording, Tucking, Stitching,
Brading and Quilting, Gathering and sewing on,
(done at the same time,) and in addition, Over
seams, Embroiders on the edge, and makes beau
tifal Button and Eyolet-holes in all fabrics.
Every Machine is warranted by the Company,
or its Agents, to give entire satisfaction.
Circulars, with fun particulars and SAMPLES of
work done on this Machine, can be had appli-
cation at the Sales rooms of
THE AMERICAN
BUTTON HOLE OTERSEAlHiNG
AND SEWING MACHINE CO.,
S. W. CORNER ELEVENTH AND CHESTNUT STREETS
PHILADELPHIA.
Instructions given on the machine at the rooms
of the Company gratuitously to all PuFeh'r''
AGENTS WANTED.
FREDK pAxsoN, President
W. B. MrSDExHALL, Treasurer
April s:Sm
TNsrR ANCE--Wy Wyoming Insurance Company
| az WiIlrs Barre Capital sl5O,00 O9nlneLoo
Insurance Company of Albany, New Aork, ISP.- Up
tai ssA0 00O Fulton Insurance company OA Ne"
York City, Capital sSoV'veo p-.s..A oss.a With
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

If young lady wishes to encourage her
lover when ne gives her squeeze the best
thing she can do is to re press him.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

JONES says his new hair is as like his old
as t0HPCeS ever we're.
WHT is water-illy ike whale? They
both come to the surface to blow.
Why are ships called she? Because they
always keep man on the look out.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

4 HATE to hear people talking behind
ones back, as the robber said when the
con stable was chasing him and crying, 'Stop
thich''
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

"oH ma, said little girl who had been
to the show, ''Ive seen the elephant, and
ne walks backward and eats with his tail. >"
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

i@ fhiers "iii please look at the grea, adyant,..
In Thrashing Grain Win age
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

Are you troubled by Rats, Mice, Reaches
Ants, &c.i G9~ Buy Csc. or SOC. Box Of
Costar Exterminators.
"Only Infsllible Remedies known" "Free
from Poison Not dangerous to the
Human Family" "Rats come ont of their
holes to die" Improved to keep in any
climate.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

=" "CoSTAR'S"
EPAR TION IS.
EVERYBODY-TRIE THEM.
EVERYBODY-UsEs THEM
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES IN THEM.
EYERYBODY-REcoMMENps THEM.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

You want fogging, that's what you do, -
said father to his unruly son. 81 know II
dad; but I'll try and do without it, returned
the boy.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

a LADY al sea, of delicate apprehensions
IN a gale Of wind, cried out, among other
pretty ezclamations. ave shalIa ali go 10 the
bottom! Mercy, how my head does swim. ;,
Never fear, madam, said one Of the sailors
you eantgO TO the bottom while ycu head,
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

A country paper says:-"A COW was struck
by lightning belonging to the village physi-
cian, who gave birth to a beautiful calf a few
moments before and was instantly killed J,
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11
@isfFltatreona.
+

JMPRoVED
l Il X A ASKING MACHINE,
DANIEL GEIsgR.
b. +. PRICE. ,cLEh- oLLEh-
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

AS acquaintance of ours, mother. too -.
long since wss larnentinp ,hs - - 'Ooi no.
Zone ofa family ofeight) Because :, elsie -aia
she, there was just enough for cot;rion.
and they did dance so very prettily.''
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1868-09-11

A LADY took her little boy to church for
the hrst time. Upon hearing the organ he
was on his feet instanter. ''Sit down. said
'ne mother. Il won't" he shouted. ~
want 10 see the monlav -
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21
RETAIL MARKET.
The Heated Term.

August Is invariably an unhealthy month, and
the dog-days are universally quoted as an nm.
heaithy season. Diseases more frequently termi
nate fatally ut this time than at any other
owing to the relaxation Of the system This Il.
Therefore, the proper time to use remedy that
VIII recuperate the strength and fortfy the system
against the attacks Of disease Experience In,
demonstrated the fact that HOSTErrERs
STOMACH BTrrERs IL the best medicine used
10 accomplish this desirable object. BY Its use
the appetite IL increased. digestion promoted. nj
feelings OF depression removed, and the vita
functions restored. The afflicted should avoid AT
pcrnicious alcoholic preparations purporting "a
De tonics and restorativcs, as they only atfor,
temporary exhiiiration, and eventually entail dan
gerous. II not fatal, results This IL never the
case with HosTET'rER's STOMACH BITTERs
They afford permanent benefit and soothe the
nerves without reaction following their use. The
weak and debiltated, by its aid, awake 10 A sense
OF the enjoymcnts OF life, and they are enabled
once more to take their accustomed positions IN
society. HosTETTEHs BITrERs are now con.
sidered the standard remedy for all alacases
arising from an impurity Of the blood, They are
manufactured In great quantities, and there II
scarcely city or hamlet ON the habitable globe
where they may not be found.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

BoTTLING FRUIT.-A writer i'm the
Gardeners Monthly, in referring to
the difficulty of using glass jars for
putting up fruit OH account of break
age, gives some valuable Information
which may be Of value to our readers
at this time. He says that sit is
customary to put the glasses in cold
water ard gradually heat them up to
near boiling point, when the heated
fruit is put in aud closed up. But
with all my greatest care glasses of
ten break. Now I get wet towel,
double IL four or five times and set
the jar i'm this while pouring In the
warm fruit. / adopted this plan all
the last season, and did not have a
single glass crack. 1t seemed so un-
reasonable to cool them instead of
warming them, that 1 was at first
afraid to try II, and very reluctantly
experimental with two. As they
succeeded I did all that way last sum.
mer." The experiment is easily
tried, and If 1t proves practicable.
will be great saving of labor and
trouble to those who are engaged in
canning fruit.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21
CEDAR FALLS CHURCHES.

RAPTIST-Corner of Main and 5th Streets. Rev
ID, N Mason. Pastor. Services every Sabbath q
1O,. A. NJ and ~ p. NJ. Sabbath School at IL NJ
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Washington and 9TH st
Rev r. I. Sherman Pastor. Services every Sab
bath at IOi: A. NJ. and "a p. NJ. Sabbath Schoo
at q A. NJ.
Observation-Disclosures Street between GIT
and Ith Rev u. Russell Pastor Services ever,
sabbath at 10,i A. NJ. and "a =. Nj. Sabbath
School at 1s NJ.
CONGREGA TIONALr-Corn Clay and 9th IT:
Rev Il. b. Fiheld Pastor. Services every sabbath
at i0l. A. NJ. and 2Ia z. NJ. Sabbath School a
Inn
EEpJSCOPAI-Corner of Main and 9TH Streets
Rey s. d. Day Rector. Services every Sabbath
at 3 O'Clock p M Sabbath School ut A NJ. .a
aUNIyERS ALlST--Oyerm Block: Rev X q
Hamilton Pastor Services every sabbath at lO,i
A. M. and ~, p. NJ. Sabbath School at IL NJ
C-washington Street between ~
and sth Father r. II. Gum Services every SAB
bath at s A. NJ. and 1917 A. NJ. Sabbath schoo
at IAN
GERMAN LUTHERAN-Fremont Street. Rev
T.. A. List Pastor. Services every Sabbath q
iois A. nj.
EyANGELICAI--Corner OF franklin and Sff
Streets Rev f. j. Schultz Pastor. Services ever,
Sabbath at 1871 a. VI. and ~ 7. NJ saooati
School nj p NJ.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

LAW RESTRAINING SToCK.--We
have had many inquiries regarding
the true status of the law passed by
the last Legislature to protect crops
from the invasion of stock. The
State Register is our authority fol-
the following rendering of its provis.
ions:
"The law provides that the Board
of Supervisors of each county nj
their regular session i'm June Of each
year may submit the law to the PEG.
pie for their accepting or refusing &C.
ton. We are informed that two OF
three counties, by their supervisors,
have already ordered that the law
shall be voted upon this year. AS no
particular time was named in the act
for it to become a law. it, of course,
could not become so, till the 4th OF
July, the regular time set for all acts
i'm this State to become laws. There
fore, June, of 1869. is the earliest
month at which any Board Of Super
visors can submit this vote to the
people. 1t Is to he regretted that the
trainers of the law did not provide
against this long delay but 1t Is now
past all remedy, and the farmers
must suffer on IN patience till the
good time a-coming' comes, accord.
ing TO law
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

WHEAT COMING IN.-New wheat
continues to find its way into market
thicker and faster. The farmers are
induced by the present good prices to
bring in their grain as soon rs 1t is
threshed. Tt was selling on our
streets yesterday for STAG and $3.50.
1t il the general opinion that the
price of wheat will continue good,
though 1t may not remain ut the
present figures. Russia, the best
wheat country known, has had a
short crop, and many other Europe
an countries are complaining of par
tial failures. These circumstances
combined will keep wheat In good
demand. OK .a -a
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

Bay Special Notice is hereby given
that VIM. Ireland & Co. will manu-
facture Clothing for the next thirty
days at Is per cent. less than the usu-
oil rate, and will sell their large and
splendid stock of Clothing, Dry
Goods, Hats, Caps, Furnishing goods,
Yankee Notions. &C., &C., at greatly
reduced prices to make room for an
entire new stock.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

CARELEssNEsS AROUND HOUSES
We have learned of many accidents
occurring i'm the country this season
from carelessness around horses
Cenas Myers. an cnterprising farmer,
gives us the details of two occurring
in his immediate neighborhood re-
Gently. In both instances the per-
sons were injured seriously. In one
case the man stepped upon the tongue
to fix the line, when the horses be.
came scared and run, throwing him
back on the whipple-tree and then
under the wagon, breaking one OF
his legs and injuring him otherwise
as to endanger his life. The best OF
horses and those always the most
gentle will get frightened sometimes.
1t is only by exercising more care
that these accidents may be avoided.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

PARTIAL ECIIpsE.-We are called
upon to record another case of su,
stroke occurring In our city this
week in the neighborhood of the two
reported I'm last GAZETTE and We are
only saved from recording another
on the same street by the fortunate
circumstance that the sun which met
withan eclipse, was plainly visible
I'm some parts of our city. II has
now assumed the form of an epidem-
ic, but our physicians inform us that
it Is not contagious. We think no
serious apprehensions need be felt.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

NIGHT RAMBLING.-One of the
guests at the Carter House last Tues.
day night, under the impression that
some one was after him, sprung out
of bed and made for out doors rid the
window. Coming suddenly in con-
tact with the sash, he awoke i'm time
to save further injury than bruised
head and battered window.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

FITTING UP IN STYLE.--Parker L.
Watson having got through pleasing
the public with livery rigs, they will
devote their attention in future to
pleasing the palates Of all lovers of
good living. They are refltting their
restaurant in style % la Delmonico,
and will open up in grand style on
the first of September. There is no
use in doubling the fact that they
know how to cater to the wants OF
the public. See their advertisement
for n cook, johnson man of course
preferred. a. sa t.. ..aa....ss
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

CORNELL CoLLEGE.-This flour
ishing institution, located ut Mount
Vernon, Iowa, IS one of the eldest in
the State. The fall term opens on
the 9th of this month. An addi-
tional Professor has been added to
the faculty, and during vacation the
boarding hall has beer thoroughly
repaired and refurnished. We know
of no institution of learning I'm our
State that offers better inducements
for those who desire to obtain a good
education. The management is thor.
ough and the school successful. With
pleasure we recommend 1t to our
readers.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

Bas~ THE TIME AND PLACE.-Dur-
ing these exceedingly hot and sultry
days, the place to get nice, cool, re.
fieshing drink is Mt Chase's Fruit
Bazaar. The Lemonade made there
is A No. and more too, and the Arc
tic Soda Water, from Morse's Cele-
brated fountains, with real fruit syr-
ups, is decidedly cooling. Festivals,
Parties, Pic Mics, &C., furnished
with everything they need on short
notice.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21
REPUBLICAN RALLY
AT
OVERMANsS HALL.
This friday Evening, Aug. 2tst.
by General Nj. NJ.
TI'umbull. ....-..
Grand Torchlight Process
a sion.

There will be Republican mass
meeting this evening at Overman's
Hall. Speeches will be delivered by
General NJ. Nj. Observation-Disclosures,
and others. The meeting will be
preceded by grand torch light
procession of the Grant Club of
Cedar Falls.
100 members of the Tanners of
Waterloo with glee club, Brass Band
and martial music will be present.
Turn out one and all. Particular in
vitation given to the ladies'.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

ORPHANS HoME.--The contract
for enclosing the Soldiers Orphans
Home building has been let to A. ID.
Barnum, of this city, and the work
of excavation has commenced. 1t Is
the intention of the contractor to
finish the job during the present sea-
son If the weather proves favorable.
The contract is for SIS, $40.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-08-21

All Aboard! shouts the conductor,
rs the train of living freight moves
on. "All hail" shouts the traveller,
as lie meets a friend on his weary
way. Ever welcome Is a medicine
like DIR. ]. w. Poland's Humor Doc
tor, when the seeds of death are
working in the blood. This never
does any harm, and In thousands OF
cases has cured the worst kind of dis