The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-10-24
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IF A HUMBUG.

If A HUMBUG,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or cell it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acQuaint
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
ram rant has been tested, Tree cost, over ten
months, every day Except Sundays at ITO Chatham
manner of pain and disease The office is constant
ly crowded with patients, rain or SHINE Every per-
son VINO buys Fam Paint, or tries it free OF cost,
knows that all who call 1t humbug tell a talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws OF health,
We want to shun disease,
we want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Ut Undertakers fees.
We know all Pills hav, had their day,
That physic il deceit;
The Ltpcet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Purgaves,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles a brush with
dexterity, and lays the PAINT that nevec leaves
color or stain; He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, by t hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as If by magic, of any name nature,
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
bite to the most frghtful cancer. Broken down,
trembling pa tents are sent by the officers OF hosp-
tails 10 WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
N. w. an all pain is removed for every application,
free OF expense without money or price, for the ten
ant OF the sunken cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
palaces OF Filth Avenue. All, all treated alike,
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain. and misery, vanshes instantly, as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom OF pain is broken under the touch of the brush
and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with iron grasp for Of years.
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tons with establishment, and those who expected to
scott aud laugh returned to pray. A factory In
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven to its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No, settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body else, for 20 cents
80 cents ST. 49, S. and So per bottle and select
what size they please. Those who are able certany
will purchase the largest sizes, they contain
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough to drive
pain headlong instead of small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches.
DR.. WOLCOrT is a man of business He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball intellectually time
| to snatch a lunch-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make single false statement.
1t Is needless for to state the he has al
ready achieved In the sale of his old standard RENE
| dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronzed toI
catarlh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathsome
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
| up tie ANNIHILATOR in piuts. instead of hal,
pints, and makes it One-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured, by the OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless
OF catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many q
man whose hands trembled to such degree that il
| was impossible to read newspaper without laying
| it OH desk, and who could scarcely write theil
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the 30 cent bottles, and he sell
nifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou.
sands suffer who would be wholly restored iron
| that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads d
reetly to lung complaints dyspepsia, weak nerves
| pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh ant
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever takeI
into the stomach can cure it, for the disease s in thu
| head. You might as well put plaster on the foo
| to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh Is an ucera
| ton in the head and running sore; the matter tall
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down to the
stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
| gravate the disease. A sneeze is natures most EN-
phatic No, and dust of any kind is most postvel,
| injurious
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head ant
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach fl ON ths
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head i,
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adLine
snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| white wrappers
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can CO. or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expense, al
NO. ITO Chatham-SQuare. New York. and 12 HaunO-
street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b. tiles that white wrappers fit,
But fools often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 1s-4w