The Portland daily press., 1868-10-27
MKsCEz.EANEOUs
IF A HUMBUG.

IF A HUMB UG,
What a wonder
That he doors
are open wide
Ever since tue
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those whu lie,
Or cali it humbug,
Are the doctors.
Not acquaint
For they always
Have been jealous
Mhen their patients
Use Pain Paint
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their ewes
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men OF sc ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Iree ot cost over ten
montns, every gay Except Sundays) at 10 Chatham
square, NeU York, for the removal and cure OF all
ly crowded with patients, rain or SHINE Every per
son who buys Pam Paint, or tries it free OF cost
sho"s that all VINO call it humbug tell a talsehood
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down
We want no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health.
we want to shun disease
We want few Doctors Bills to paw
OF Undertakers' fees.
we know all Pills HAYS had their day,
That physic is deceit;
Inc L@ncet and the bloody Bowl
we never more shall greet
We know stomachs were not made
10 drench with Purgaives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
TREMBLING MAN. There is a man whose
hand does not trembe, but handles a brush with
dexterlty, ana lays on the PAINT that neve leaves
Color OF SIAM ne paints girls, boys, men and wo-
la,,
removes pain as if by magic, of any name or nature
whetner chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
p,oo t ~ tie mos Hgntu cancer Broken down,
trempiing pa tents are sent by the officers of hospi-
tails 10 WOLCOTToS Office, No i7O Chatham square
y. T., an all pain is removed for every application
free OF expense, without money price, the ten
ant OF tie sunken cellars of meanest tenement
house, or tor the owners OF brown and marble
palaces of Filth Avenue An all are treated alike
and each wait their turn for an application of that
wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress
pam and misery, vanshes instantly as il command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
anu crumbes Ake SPIDERS web, where before 1t
nelI ts victim with an iron grasp tor scores Of years.
hundreds OF physicians have witnessed the opera
tloDs with astonishment and those who expected to
| scoH aud laugh returned to pay. factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge MN to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the matter. The peo-
PIE snail nave it, and every body ese for % cents,
5O cents. ST. IS, S. and IS per bottles and select
what size they please. Those who able certainly
Iuo largest SlZeS I0f Jney contain sA-
teen OF the dollar bottles ani hold enough to drive
pam headlong instead OF small bottle that removes
pain only by inches
DIR. VOL OTT is ~ man of business He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
| know just where TO find him. He has no time to
visit courses or base ball natches-hardly time
| to snatch lunch.-People of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
homer to make a single false statement.
is needless for to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard reme
| dy, the ANN TGR, universally patronized or
calarrn and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that loathsome
| yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNInILATOR in pints, instead Of half
| piats and makes it one-quarier stronger and more
efficient. He has cured by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
OF catarrh, but hundreds Of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that it
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
1t OH desk, and who could scarcely write their
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three OF the so cent bottles, aud he sells
nifty pint bottles to of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di-
rectly to lung complaints, dyspepsia, weak nerves,
pain in the side and stomach and liver complaint.
Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh and
| few are bold enough to deny it, Nothing ever taken
into the stomach cure it, for the disease is in the
| head. You might as well put plaster on the foot
| to ulcer the hand.-Catarrh is an ulcera-
ton in the head and running sore; the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it; at night runs down to the
| stomach and underminos the whole constitution.
Catsrrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
gravate the disease A is natures most en-
| injurious.
You must cure the fostering nicer in the head and
the difficulty in thu throat and stomach, ficm this
load OF phlegm constantly pouring from the head, is
removed 1t must be cleaned out, instead of adLing
| snuff and more filth.
Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
achite wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there IS ONE PLACE you can 60, or be carried, and
nave all physical pain removed free of exptnse, at
No. no Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno-
yer street Boston, when all other doctors give you
up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit,
Buy b tiles that while wrappers fit,
But fools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
Sept. 18-4w