Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1868-05-27
Mr.. wilkins gives his Objections to
Girls,

Mr.. wilkins gives his Objections 10
Girls.
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.ny 'nlng S'ou' '' 10 ,''O'o .''''' sl''7 'o''i'
'n'o ",'s 'oule' 9ol "I"' @"l ''uie W.,
n'e" eoou'' i'S '''' ''''''5' '' "S'e you ''''
Tue giri we sc' iIo'us ''oulu' uyns TO
fecons'ru'' 'n's i''n''y '''o " p''''co"loor"'y'
a'n s,',"s up Women l's''s 'oi,' 'l'.o,is ~
'n' A'''nen' without 3"S'"s ano'ner lh'el'l,
geho' oin'o vl''s'"'v' "o'e y l'u-'',' y"
s'ren' VINO WIN 3oise n'.'ei' WIN my 'narNe'-
ing ana 'nen 'uilN s', u uolns ''e pe.S'"-
al Alnu,ie-7 10 s'"y 11u u,.,s.P HeeP 'ne p'"''
nu' you Nuo"' W l'N'"
] es' l 3'lo". mo" = '" uou ll!el'u I'eI ~ W
nave IT, ! N"o" gpu "e a" WV
"i"n' WIN "','s',o ny ~ iV'l'ioi' E'1u'''o'
oll 'uV.' ',i ''''o'u'o p"l9 """ 'u''
n'ness l9r 'u' W"s"-.up ''''' ~ SclIy l was
ever loo' ouou9n 10 '"Ao you'ou' VI your NOR
nal ,phefo'
Amt you ashanea TO talh ilAe 'hat =
but you e, uoue ol my revenue 70 pay
"oses "l'n' "i,eu ','u' now rny uon you
turn 10 youfseh ana 40 some oi 'he "orA' ih-
s.eau Oh ioanls arounI an I'y ana masking
Signs To thai apahaoneu olacAguaId OF l'"-
yer over the way VINO Kisses MS mana q!i TO you
Wheh ne KNOWS I'D uo"n Town. lh S'n"sh
inc Who'g ne"u OH
Mr' W liSlhs' 'na' lvrle'uy se"Iualous,
no, aon want any imported lehae
around here you know making snug harbor
OF my house. WINE she Is waiting Tor some al
iectona'e spurk To court her' ana having her
spotung the mniknaii' ana Trying TO klhdle
hre M his bosom, ana Keeping the front door
open every morning ana iree4Ing the family
while She sparks MN. Not much' say no
emlgrant shail locate around mere ana take
sniiters ont ol my cooking WINE ana Old ale
nnii'she gets as ught as the money market
ana goes 90 spawling around IN the parlor
when we nave company. IKE glrl to be
sociabie' but don't want TO see the thing run
10 thc mud-you understand
Mr. W ilkirs' you tax IKE "a
J say ITS against my pTlneipies 10 encoGr-
age any class oil women VINO 20 round the
house absorbing promseuously dry goods l
doh want any weak sisters Drought mere 10
annex my hahdNerohieis' ana TO oe constantly
making Christmas presents oi my shir's to
their relations NO exile oi Erin shali mean
der around M my unaerclo'hes, IL can help
lido you understand ana don't intend
any Genus OF iADerty VINO "ears number
mhe hrogahs' ana uoesu on;'nS' pel SUCKS
more than once per ahnull.' Shl'l S'"nu up gu
the outside oi my IrIn' "lnuoNa anu I'e.euu
to WASH 'hem' Thile she Soeses wafer On every
ne" hlgn nat she ge's-.ne hrst ch'hoe a''
Mf' iiSlhs' no hireu g'r' ever
No. ana am not anyways anxious TO
nave any female around VINO "psorps an my
conversation at inc ta1ie' ana 'neh taxes d
broom under a miserable Pretense oil sweep
ing and gets out ana holds conversations IN
the back alley WIN lhe girl next uoor' VINO
leii' 1er lolNs' any ue3 'el' 'ie pooP'e l
IalNed aoou,' anu 'ne nIs' 'n'ng YOU Sno"
m ehgageu III tue many arr oi Seii-uoielioe
WIN some man OF other' ana very i'Ne'y come
nome win plaeA eye ana oioouy nose
put lNihs' you heeIn
IN reasohapie man. hrs' n@li'S' ou'
III Dc nahS% IL III soihs 10 spTnu my G"su
supporting N'Eaclous leI'ale. VINO never uoe5
stroke Vi work. ou' goes ioraging aIouhu
III 'he oeli"r' a.'erlne p''s at s'"s'o oi.1 i,i'
to the shape OF a new moon, moon, ana very hkelly
oo"lng ou' 'ne s's anu ni,s 'l,e l1''I. IN
H. ana running FISK OIL liiting 'he "ho,e CON
ceru up IKE " p"'l1on a'u n?a''" II uu i'.'
space ! won't submit 10 "' uUn care
ABOUT going up YET III ho S00o"' "uNen'
man, ~, Ia IKE you TO ooserVe'
Ihere ; no danger ol any such m
Dut l 'en you mere Is uapeer' in'ie
uanger ''i"' some VI my .li'''oen' anu ~ o'N
gnliuten VIII nave 'nsr youus 'i.'e',oe' i.c
pIghteo t,l.i, lor iiieTac'u"liy pig"Ivp ior ne
hrs' " hNlus' IT was on'y last honuay 'ha'
our present nireu sirl 'o'u n9 ln'' p"oePn"'
lus AleNahuer hau oTen senuing ner Ealen
tines stating thai II she ioVeu nun as ne lo'eo
her no Anile ooulu CUT ''v'' 'o'o III WV, VI
words 10 'h"t erect anu represen.lug 'w'
neaf's huhs On a s'Ialgn' usn-nooH M''h Srany
dropping from thenn anu s"e saIu 'n"' "hi''
she was MrihSiig out ner V'o'nes ',"t 10y
3 suddenly iel! ON ms hhees IKE ne hau 'h'
cramp, anu il'islea 'l"' sue Snou'" co'"e' on
come with him' the moon was peainlhg ai'
behaving generaiy ilke suoh ehrohic' uh
questohable laeHass' th"' she le'chcu mn,
wipe over the eouh'enanoe WIN wei shlr'
and one OF the buttons llKe TO PM MS eyeout
and besides -
1 fshaw, Mr.. Niklis you 'aik hNe II SIM
pie
=" And besides, there's holoiofness Mont
gomery only last night ne stood OUT IN th'
slush underneath her window ana tried Il
sing something about coming where his love
lies dreaming, so that smith next door hre'
, away over his fence with his bull pup unde
5 the impression that 1T was cats, and came nea
making an awful example out OF that BOY BY
T Gripping him for life DO you think I'm go
: ing to encourage that sort OF thing any Ion
II L
ger? Well should think not And be