The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1868-05-09

with one of these men2
This Here Hero--Not if l had a /
through ticket on a low-pressure dug
out.
Present Hightooting Cooter
Wouldest thou play poker with one
Of these men ?
This Here Hero-Yes, if he were
a tax collector and / could choose the
man to sit on my left
Present Hightooting Cooter-
Wouldest thou eat at table with R.W.
Tourney?
This Here Hero-You are several
hundred and fifty to one, but won't
stand another like that.
Present HightoOting Cooter--
Wouldest thou sleep in single bed
On sultry night with Aston May.
gait?
Like a dyspeptic panther This
Here Hero sprung up the low sap
ling and butted the Present High
footing Cooter of his throne, and
tearing his gorgeous crown from his
lofty brow, smashed it all over the
head Of the Future Hightooting
Cooter, Several hundred and fifty
nude pixies were pointed quick as
light at the lights Of This Here He,
rO, but the Present Hightooting
Cooter remounting his forked throne
exclaimed. Back 7 hold | a light
breaks in upon our haslits. We think
this captive is all 0. X. Hands off aud
bring forth the reserved test of the
Ku-Klux Khan. A sickening odor
arose, and many bVzzards commented
to light in the tall cypress trees overs
head, as a lean, lank, loil looking ouss
was led forth by cord attached to a
ring In his nose, aud the Present
| Hightootiug Cooter exclaimed: Be.
hold member of the Convention
let the Rip Slashing Surgeon of the
Ku. Klux-Klan appear and do hil
duty" and the Rip Slashing Surgeon
stepped forth and with horse lance
openeia vein in the arm Of the
trembling COnventionist, and tn,
thick blood ebbed slowly forth blaCl
as tar, cold to the touch, and with
smell like unto the fatal collision 0
two jugs of train oil. The Ri
Shsliing Surgeon then placed tw
: dozen first class leeches on the bael
of the poor COnventionist's neck, an
= they curlod up and rolled off an,
5 tucked their heads in a crawfsh hol
to receive theirmute agony. A larg
a many old he goat was now led fortl
;. and the Ieeehes being placed in hi
= hauks they sucked his blood till tn
It manly old he goat tainted. away, The
n the Rip Slashing Surgeon opened
vein in the arm Of This Here Hol
II and the blood shot forth in war
n and ruby red, with smell like un
. recnt Confederate skirmish, and Il
I'd leeches jumped out of the Rip Slasl
m ing Surgeons hand on to the arm
This Here Hero, and swung on un
= they had to be cut off up to their e
ou teeth. The Present Hightooti
TX Cootcr then stood up in the fork
his throne and said in a loud Yoic
Sc "This man has stood the resery
test of the Ku Klux Klan aud l pl
- nounce him all sitting" TO viii
all the Ku Klux Klaners boldly
se spOnded through their trumpcts
"a Boom-Boom--Boom--Spi Spizzeeree
aw Bang, Then the Present Hightooti
Cooter roseating himself repeated
= "This man is all sitting. Place h
os> in an abdominal position on
ground and inscribe with pokebeI
nd juice upon his back the mystic sy
Dol of the Ku KIux Klan, and pl;
he upon his feet a pair of shoes W
mt heels at both ends: Late lamen
md captive, thou art now a probation
III ? member of the XII Klux Klan I
Tar if it should come to pass that Il
'wn art assaulted by night or by day,
tter sea or by land-in the dim aisles
tile the silent forest, or the crowded str
Of the busy city, take off thy S
OF and show thy back, and friends
rob true as steel will come forth to
; IA defense. Repair in peace to thy |
d itation, and ere ninety days |
p passed, news will reach thee that
in old aunt who drives the stage in G
own gia, has had boy son. This !
o be a signal unto thee to put on
l to shoes with heels at both ends,
,ed seek this eonsecrated spot to be i
piz- ated." In second the Ku i
Klan vanished, and the last I
sr- This Here Hero heard distinctl,
and sected was, Boom-Boom-BoO
Spizzceree Bang.