Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1868-08-07
New Advertisements,
If A HUMBUC,

IF A HUMBUC,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide;
Ever since tho
First of August
thousands kave
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acqualntj
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patieuts
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth '
Before the eyes,
Is always Rumb.g,
Ifcn Of science
-=-4. Full Of lies. 81.
Pain Paint has been tested, free Of cost, over ten
months every day Except sundays) At l7o chath;
manper Of pain and diseases. The once is con-
stantly crowded with patients, rain or shine. Ev.
cry person who b, Psin Paint or tres free q!
. falsehood. - ~
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow ,i0wn;
We want no burning linimcuts
In City. Country, Town.
IT We wan. e know tise laws Of health . >. Y
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or undertakers' fees,
We know AZ Pills haze had their day..
me Lancet and the bloody bowl ~
Nenevcr more shall greet.
We know our stnmachs were not made
To drcnch with Purgatiyes,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child thai lives.
A TREMBLING MAN.-TuEEE Is MAN WHOSE
~ hand does trembp. but handles n hrtj Sh
with deXtelty, and lays on the PAINT that never
ayes color or stain. lie paints girls boys, men,
and women, by the hundreds, every day and eve
ming. He removes pain as if by magic, of any
name or nature. whether CHI enic acute, from
simple mosquito bite to the most frightfui
Broken down, trembling patients, are sent by the
officers of pitfalls to woICOrT's Office, No. l7U
Chatham square, \. " and all pain is removed for
every application, free Of expense without. mon.
ey or price for the tenant of the sunken cellers OF
the meanest tenement house, or Tor the owners of
brown stone and marble palaces Of Fifth Avenue.
AL, all treated alike, and each wait their turn
for an ap .}licaion of that wonderful rem dy PAIN
PAINT and all distress, pain, ni' cry, vahises i'll.
stantly, as ii commanded by supernatural agent.
The scepter of the Kingdom OF pain is broken un.
der the touch of the brush, and crumblcs like a
spiders web, where before it held its victim with
an iron grasp for scores of years.
Hundreds Of ply sicians have witnessed the OPP
erations with astOnishment and those who expcc-
| lei to scot and laugh returned to pray 4 fac
tory in brooklyn and the Office In New York Is drv.
to double the price at once; but the Doctor with
| nm emphatic No. settles the matter. The people
shall have it, and evcrybods else, for % cents. 81
cents, 81, %, Is, q, yer bottle, and sclec,
/ what size they please. Those who are able GER
tainly will purchase the largest Sizes for they CON
tain sixteen OF tee dollar bottles. and hold enough
to drive pam headlong, instead OF small bottle
| that removes pain only by inches,
has zen in the same Office nearly six years, and
folks know just where to find him. Tie has no time
\ to visit race courses or base ball matches-hard
~ time to snatch lunch. People OF common
sense know that he means Just what he says. lie
has too much honor to make single false state
ment.
1t is needless for to state the success lie Ma:
alieady achieved In the sale of his old aniard
remedy, the AnnihilatOr, universally patroniZcC
for catarr and colds in the head, which Is to day
the only leading and reliable remedy for that
loathsome yet universal complaint: sun more ne
halt pnts, and makes it one quarter stronger and
! more efficient. He has cured. by the use of this
| valuable med. cine, not only thousands of almost
hopeless cases of catarrh, but hundreds of weak
nerves Many man whose hands trembed SO
such degree that it was impossible to read a
| newspaper without laying it on the desk, and who
could scarcely write their name once week. fin'i
immediate benefit. Pint bottles hold three of the
sect bottles and he sells fifty pint bottles to one OF
the smaller size. Thousands suffer who would be
wholly restored from that disgusting disease, ca
tar h, which leads directly to lung complaints
dyspepsia, weak nerves, pain i'll the side and
stomachc and liver complaint. Doctors In gener-
al do not understand catarrh, and few are bold
enough to ,;eny ii. Nothing ever taken INTO the
stomach cure it, for the disease il III the head
You might well put plaste on the foot TO cure
an ulcer on the hand. Catarrh is an ulce' alton in
| the head and a running sore; the matter falls in
the throat and clogs it at night runs down to the
stomach and I'm ermines the whole constitution
Catarh snuif will always produce catarrh and
aggravatc the disease, a sneeze is natures most
emphatic NO, and dust Of any kind is most injur'
ious.
You must cure the fostering ulcer in the head
and the difficulty in the throat and stomach, from
this load of phlesm cons. antly pouring from the
bead, is removed. II must be cleaned out, in.
stead of adding SNUFF and more filth.
Buy none of the doctors remedies unless in
pure white wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, i'Ust it up, and never forget that
to one place yOn can go. or be carried, and have
all ply steal pain removed free Of expense, at No.
l1O Chatham square New York, and II Hanover
street. Boston, when all others give you up ii
hopeless. I'm Is
G7H ro @a0Q per month salary paid to Agents
0IV nmfe or female, to introduce our patent
Everlasting White Wire Clothes Lines Address
the American Wire Co., Is Williams-strcet, New