The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1868-05-14
WHOLE NO. 1895.

went on. The first thing in order wuz
the adopshen nv resolooshens, ez fol.
lows -
]. We resolved we he'd the utmost
confidence in Androo Johnson, Presi.
dent Nv the Yoonited States, peryided
he wuzn't impeeced i-ef he wuz, then
we shood hev the privilege Nv consid.
erin him worthy NV confidence or not,
ez the circumstances Nv the case shood
warrant.
2. That the Congris Nv the Yoonited
States WIZ a unconstitonshnel body,
wich wuz persistently endeavorin to
break up the Government nv the Yoo-
nited States, wich we wuz ez persist.
emily tryin to save.
g. That the only hope NV Yoonun
lay in the displacement Nv SiCh traitors
ez Grant, Sumner and Stevens, and the
putin in their places sich gileless pat
riots ez Breckenridge, Brite, Vallandi-
\ gum, e. al
A. That the thanks nv the Dimoorisy
is due the people Nv the South for their
forbearance in not risin to sweep the
radical faction from the face Nv the
earth. .'.tU5
At this pint Bigler arose. He wanted
to know eff this convenshun, stylin
itself Democratic, wuz agoin to be sat.
isfed with them resolooshensi He
called for the readin Nv the regler one
without which no Democratic platform
wuz complete. He referred to the one
dedicatin this Government forever to
white men. "Here it is," he sed; u
ResOived, That this Government wuz
established by white men, and that
white men will keep it intact for white 3
men and their posterity forever. F
II demand, ez white man." sed this
Bigler, ''that this resolushen be added.
Let every white man, every proud
Caucashen, who believes in race, say
aye, and with emphasis.
And every one NV EN- hollered out
"aye" with all their mite. .....
"Good!" sed Bigler, "good. White
men and their posterity! wat a noble
sentiment. Say aye to my resolution
agin."
And they yelled "aye" agin.
Now Pollock, brother in the troo
faith, newly baptized, will yoo open the
door7 Its better to be doorkeeper in
the house Nv Democracy than to dwell
in the tents nv Ablishnism. Open the
door" efl,
Wich Pollock did and then entered
wat Good Heavens!
A HUNDRED MULATTo, oUADRooN AND oC-
ToRooN NIGGERs-Two BY TWO.
"Wat does this mean 7" shrieked /.
"Who are them 2" gasped DeekiH
Pogram.
"Hell." sed Isaker Gavitt profanely.
'FThey are the posterity referred to
in my resolushen. This Government
wuz established by white men and shel
be preserved for white men and their"
posterity,' / think it read These are
the posterity. There may be a few
here who wood be barred out on the
score nv bein the posterity of white
women. but these are excepshuns,
shood hev inclooded white women in
my resolushen. The majority nv those
here, ez yOo kin easily determine by
their color, are the posterity Nv white
men. They are not pure black. Here
is every shade from the subdoOed yaller
NV the mulatto up to the almost white
NV him who hez only sixteenth part
nigger blood iu his veins. Wv course
they will take seats and assist us in
nominatin the ticket which called US
together" ,
"Uv course they WON'T" roared
Deekin Pogram. 81 never will set in
a convenshun with niggers-nevsr!
never! never 4 !"
"Very good. Ef this is the yoonan-
imous decision, we won't nominats any
ticket. l take the responsibility nv
Dustin this Convenshen. But, oh,
Deekin! wat a goin back on yoor prin-
ciples! Dare 700 deny that these
shades, these modified mokes, are the
posterity Nv white meni Deekin shood
700 cast yoor beemin eye over this as
semblage, woodent it rest paternally
and lovinly onto yoor own posterity :
Oh, Deekin, eff you go back on the
resolushen wich 700 yoonanimously
voted for, don't, beg NV 700, go back
onto nacher Don't desert yoor childrin.
Don't turn a deef ear to the pleedinS
NV nacher, or blind eye to her suppli-
cations. Hannibal Pogrsm, go and beg
yoor father to permit yoo, his poSterity,
skarcely blacker than he and cussid
site handsomer, to mix in this yere
caucus"
The Deekin Indignantly left the room,
and l follered SCOT, wieh eggsample
wuz follered by all Nv US. Bigler and
Pollock remained, and nominated
ticket Nv these half -bIeached cusses,
making it up entirely NV the Pogram,
Gavitt and Punt niggers, ez these names
they sed, he'd weight in the county!
Who will deliver us from these two
bodies NV death7
PETROLEUM V. NAsBT, Pm.
(Wich is Postmaster.)