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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1868-11-30

yNM. WRITER'S ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TJtS Day,
w at O'Clock, at 4A Canal street. yeace Fnrntufe hcs
Of large house or Suis pier and nne hislTs, Piano.
and other Tables evet CareG back ~ainnt and
aneed Chamber Salts, Hair Mattresses mil Fed nr ward
robe, Bookcase Lounges, Easy, ROCKING sni vth,r c1alrD
Clocks, Vases Caa Glass Silver Ware E@rnsoa and
Hibe- fables stoves 30 to 50 fine ecoui hand Carpc,s Oh
eoths Curtains Shades and everything useful nno
tor hoseSecping in lots dealers and Others Good
packed aud shipped
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A Promising Som.

There is now stationed not fal
from Gotham a happy, ruby5faced
fun-loying clergyman who has sew.
eral sons brimful and running ovel
with wit and mischief-unsanctified
chips of the old block. Among
them one we will call Sam is a ring
leader. A few months ago Sam was
arraigned one morning before the
domestic Judiciary, when the follow
ing dialogue occurred: r f.
"Now, my son, you are getting to
be a very bad boy. Why will you
not mind your parents and act more
like a man, and not be getting into
all sorts of scrapes p
Sam looking down to the floor
quite serious and demure, meekly
replied, "Yes'r."
The reverend parent, thinking he
was getting a good hold of the boys
feelings, added: "My son, if you
don't take a different course I have
very great fears. Do you know
what my great fear is, Samuel-the
fear that d~istresses me day and
night?"
"Yes'r," said Sam, his long face
almost ready to give way to tears /;
.'sI know well enough-it's burglars"
Sam had leave to start to school
about that time. a,.l A
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ETRENcHMENT

The appropriation bills are anow an
der consideration 10 the House of Rep
resentatiyes, and for the year 1867 and
first quarter of 1869, havetbeen.G cut
down near ONE MILLION OF DOL
LARS. In every feature, retrench.
ment of expenses has been kept stead
lily in view. This remarkable diselos
ure in the whole matter is, that while
the democrats of the House have been
a unit on cutting down the expenses
the republican members have as per
sisten.ly opposed every thing thai
looked to the reduction Of the taxes OIL
the people. This effort to reduce tax
atian, together with the exposure Of
Ike RELIEF FUND FRAUD, and
the speculatiors brought to visN:4rs1he
erection Of the new Asylums, will do
handsomely for the first year of demo
cratic rulo in Columbus.
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PENITENT.

The Cincinnati Commercidz a lead
log republican journal, thus brings its
party to the stool of repentencs.-
Read Read:
That the present Refublicsn party
are about to make abuDgle and failure
of the xhole business of reconstructlen
there ere grave reasons for apprehend
ing. Three years after the close of
the war of rebellion the country sees
itself apparently farther from settle
meut,. peace and order than when the
last rebel had but newly laid down his
arms. Not a single insurgent State
q Tennessee, is restored 10 the Up,
ion, and even IN Tennessee the politi
cal condition is a strange and unreptb-
liean compound of repression, reyolu
tion, and anarchy. The policy of Con-
eress has been changed and modified
to meet the exigeDey again and again,
until it is scarcely possible for even
Helinfermed politicians to sta'e clear
" what that policy now is, much less
what it is to be for the fuidre., The
status hooks are written over with re
construetion- bills and supplementary
Reconstruction bills, and acts t.to amend
an act entitled az act,D Sc, till few.
men less learned than the recently apt
pointed commission to, codify the laws
can tell what they now mean.
Meanwhile, the South IS filled with
Differentiation and discomfort, and the
Nertf q In . condition OF uncertainty
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A PARTY NECESSITY.

Forney was not always foolish, yet he
writes, under dafess7pfsW Washington
ApriIIs, to the PhiIaasifhia Press. as
follows:
dsShould the Senate If Che United
States fail to convict Andrew johnson
on The accusations of the House, con
frmed as these have been by ample and
unanswerable proofs, and sealed by the
prayers of the loyal millions, not an
electoral vote, with the exception of the
vote Of West Virginia, Missouri and
Tennessee, will be gifen to- General
Grant in the Southern States, next No
yember."
This Is not less improper and irdis-
erect than the New York Tribune's ia
nous. declaration-wh;ch tur.s out not
to hare been authorized-that General
Grants opinion that the President
should be convicted ought to be held ty
the Senate sufficient to decide the case
against him. Now, F~orRey.tho Secre
tafyofs the Senate, rushes into print with
the declaration that the President must
be removed in order to secure certain
electoral votes for Grant. Il is won
derful that the men most anxious for
the removal of the President, should
seek to make the process of removing
him odious Gin. Commercial.
The statement of JcHN w. FoRNEY.
that should the ScDate of the United
States fail to convict President JOHN
SON, on the accusations of the House,
that the republican party will fail to-
carry nearly all the States in the South
ern part Of the Union, for Grant, is
literally true. And while we are as.
toupded at his frankness, we are CON-
pelied to take notice of his, candor-I
The only hope of hat party}now is,;to.I
displaee the President under a faise,t
accusation, that the ill-bred, vulgar and
blasphemous BEN. F. WADE may be
placed in the White house, and anew
reign of terror be inauguratea North
and South, to give a semblance Of just
!dcation for wiping out the last yestige
Of constitutional liberty throughout
the land 1t is as clear as the noon
day sun, that the radical leaders of the
republican party never intend to per-
init the South to enter the Union again
On terms of equality with the balance
Il the States. Il is no matter of sur
prise then, that the Commercial should
that such a programme is like
y to be mos odious to the people
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TO coNsU MPTIvEs.-

The Rev. Edward A Wilson will send fire.
of charge) to all who desire IL, the prescrip-
ton with the directions formaking and
using the simple remedy by bich heawss
cured of q lung disease and tina dread dis
ease Consumption His t only object is<to
beneftthe afflicted and he hopes every suffer.
er will try this prescription as it win cost
emth nothing, and may, Iprosea blessing
: Rtease address 2Lsss.f 0a4T-xESG d%Af9 !
80 ZsgtReE. EDWARD wILS0N,s gsI
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nr.MY dear said the wife

p65r"My dear said the wife 1.-THE
Black Crook is here ; shall we witness
it 10 night?" "Well," said the has-
band, 81 had better goialone tonight
and see if is a proper place for ladies.ar
s.Yes-well," says the vile, "Israthea
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Iour Chicago Correspondent
CHICAGO, April IA, 1868.

The seabird Horror-The Cause Of
the Disaster The st. Mary's
Church atastrophe-Twot thou
sand panic stricken people The
era of electricity The Com
stock Fragedy-Result Of the
Champion billiard match-the
gossip of the Street.
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TRAINS GOING EAST !
stations. E1lfiss EspssE E1p'ss nzp'..

Stations. Exrsss ExpssE Exp'ss Exp'ss
Chicago 7,20am .IO.2opm 4.50pm z,S93m
Valparaiso 9;0sam I2,46am 625pm 6,56ami
Plymouth 1O,31am .2.s5am S.I6pn ,s,46am
Warsaw II, 2Tahn 13,46am s,0lpm sg,,b0sm (
Columbia 12,l1pm ATTAIN 9.44pm 4e,se4EA
Fl Way ne l,l5pns '6,1Oam f0,8cpm II .40pas
Van Vert 2,28pm 7,2Spm II ,s6pm l,16p4 ?
Lima t41 Ss.30pmo 6.27pm 12,s4amA z.s7piA
Forest 4,39pm 9,45pm 1A1amk .405tm i
UpSard'ky 8, 03pm 1O,1epm 2,06am 4,Sepms
Bucyrus 5,3Spm 10.5alm s.4aamL 5,25pta
Crest ar. 6,O5pm il !25pm 810an 5,60pml I,
line, de. 6.25pm il ,6epm 3,2Cam 6,0oan,
Mans6s,dE 6.57 pmi223pm 8,4eams16,s6am
Wooster S.40pm l .43pm 5,16um S.22am
Orrville 9,O7pm 2.05am ) 40am s,55pm
Massillon< 9,48pn.. 2,85am 6 ,l3am A9,39pms
Canton 10,04pm 2,52am 5,s8am T0.Q0pm
Alliance 11,0Hepm 8,35am 7,30sm II ,15pm
Salem II .S7pm G4,c4pm z.59smalI.49am
Rochester I.s5am 5,40pm Sloan 2,16pm
Pittsburg 2.3Oam 6.45pm1 q, 45am 8 4Oprn Z
anna F. R.MYERs. Gen. TiekefA q
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TRAINS GoINaWEsr.

.9tatians. ESp'ss Exp.ss Exp EzpH
Pittsburgh, 6,45am 9,80amL2,15pm 2,00am
Rochester, S.15am 1G, 40am 2, 35pm 3,IOsm
Salem t1sle .35amsi2,e6pm d.a5pmr. Assam
Alliance IL, 40am ! 05pm 6.30pm 5,6Oam
Canton 12s37pm ~ ,46pRn7 !, l7pm e,s3amO
Massiilon l2.57pm 2,e3pm a7.86pm {, 62s4I
yoooies a,iopm s.fsp% s.,1opp@ a iSssS
Mansfield, ,4,o5pm, 5,oOpm; 10.2lpm 90zam
Crest Jar. 4,45pm s ,80pm 110.65pm 9.ld049i
line, } de. 6,00am 8,I0pm 11,2Opm9 ii0,aoans
Bucyrus 8 ,35am 6.40pm II ,50pm 10,ogaw-
Up sandsky ,T5am 7,22pm 12.2sam II, BAN
Forest 7,49a@ Ts65pm 2,5sam- IL ,86qmC
Lima n A9iflam 9;l0pm s2,11am Z, 44rnF
Van Wef@ IO.84am 10, 20pmG q .8oam 1s65SH,
Fit. Wayne IL, 2Opm I1,56pm Assam ,8.2opn
Warsaw sA2 .66pmAf l8oans 6.3fpnz 44spR
Plymouth 3,O0pm 2,35am 7,65pm e.o5pm,,
Valparaiso a. 36am 4,,15am0 s.26pm z,35pms
Chicago 7 oaum 6,2oam 1l,2epm' s,2epm:
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NOTICE.

NOTICE is hereby given HAT the up
IN designed have been duly appointed
and qualified as Executors of the es,
tate of Christopher Ricket, late Of Orange
township, decd.
HENRY RIeKET.T
H. GEO. RIeKEF. :
- 3W27.
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NOTICE.
TNHE copartnership heretofore existing
i aud known as the firm of CLARK &
HUNTER. for the purpose of practicing
medicine and Surgery in the village Of
Ashland, Ohio, is this day dissolved by
mutual consent. Those persons indebted
to the above firm, will please settle the
same without delay. 2
P. II. CLARK,
T. s. HUNTER.
Feb 26, Is6s-tf
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rits sbsalsh, rSst Way8s q tNsa
20 Railroad.

On and after sNpy- 25th,v 1867, trains. viii
leave Stations daily ~(Sabbaths excepted), ~
follows: Trains leaving Chicago at $50 p
M,Ileayes daily.1 TRAIN leaving Pittsburgh
at 2,lGP.M leaves dailyI2S4o -
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Ashland Mills

Are now open and ready for. business
again, The Proprietors will be glad to
see their customers return again with
their grists and such grain as they may
wish to sell.
N. RECTOR & SON.
April 22-4w43
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W.ATTEl

Engraved on Stone in Paris by the most emf
nent Lithographers in the Werld.i These
faces which are most beautiful and poetic
Ieonceptions, are designed to typify the best
Ideal types of American Womanhood, repre-
senting their charities, dew )iion, sympaibles,
attachments and heroism.
The lithograEhy i. il the highest style Of
the art. and is suehsas hasrarely been equ
ed. and cannot be exce1fed.
a These portraits have received unqualified
praise from the most eminent critics and
prominent newspapers of the country, and
they should adorn every household in the :
lind > ~ - ri & r n Il - -
Foear.iealars and descriptiye4 ciTsaiarj
address
AZ Main st., Springfield, Mass.
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THE latestSe nsation storyiaNoIwood,H
J. by III. W. Beecher, at ZUVER'S
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aeaa7ssE THE GOOD Old sg.e,9t
Ohio Farmer.
Sib0 f4tE.d4A ,lssI1g nisH tzross hnoas;
Going Right@Alorg for 1868t-
Administrator,s ENotic4a

NOTICE is hereby given that the I'D
IN designed has been duly appointed
and qualified as Administrator of lths es.
tate of Adam Artman, late Of Orauge
TIP ashland county, Ohio. decd.
t9sfs esseoe GEO W. ALTMAN :
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DICTURES framed to order, with
IL either Square or Oval Moulding, at
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tn E ERA OF ELEorn1errY

has never impressed me so much as
since a .yisit to the medical and
Electrical Institution, located at 1S9
Wabash avenue, D. Justin Hayes resi-
dent physician. In all the history of
the war between science and q~uackery,
there is no more startling chapter than
that appertainiDg to the introduction
of electricity info medical practice, but
the electro-thermal bath triumphed,
though twas %rourdly abused by quacks
as the Russian war, and it daily dem
onstrates its efficiency of electrics as a
remedial agent in the treatment and
cure of chronic diseases The Insti-
tute is fortunate ia the resident ply
stefan, a gentleman of rare skill and
experience, and his professional merit
is only. equalled by his social culture
and courtesy. During the last six years,
though from ,one. to thirty patients
have been treated daily. but five have
been iloss, enc dying in the Institute
and four ont OF it. An the comforts
of an elegant and luxurious home are
enjoyed by these fortunate enough to
obtain admission. Professor Varlay,
the eminent electrician Of Atlantic Ca
BILE celebrity, pronounees the electro
thermal bath and helix, in use at the
Institute, superior to any in the world
It were good for mankind if there
were more such institutions. :
The coMsTocK TRAGEDY, igJ
is being Investigated to day. 1t will
prove the. nsost fearful story of womans
love and hatred ever unfolded to this
city.
sod THE BILLIARD CONTEST,
terminated as prize fights generally do
in a row. Foster goes back to. New
York a sadder and wiser man, and
Nc DEWITT continues champion of
America. 3na e2i
THE .dosrt OF TEE STREET,
is of the foregoing, and impeachment
added; though there are one or two
matters of special interest to your read
ers which will be up in line for my
next They wiz have a local fascina
ton, for them Artemus Ward
till next week. e1$H-aal "a
$500 - ss 49, is5
& sssH yours tfuly, adj
I;4isTza AGATE,
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The coMsTocK TRAGEDY, ~.
is being investigated to day. 1t will
prove the meet fearful story of womans
love and hatred ever unfolded to this
eifv
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protection of the Government, should
bear an equal share in its burthens.
Resolved, That we indignantly reject
the principle derived from tbe feudaI
system-that the masses of the people
belong to the Governments under
which they live, which ID another form
is contended for by the monarcbies of
Europe, including Great Britain,
once a subject always a subject-that
or the contrary maintain that an
individual can, by emigration and resi-
denee in another c ountry, forswear his
previous allegiance, and be admitted In
10 all the civil aud political rights of
his new HON e-that American citizens
by adoption aud naturalization are en-
titled to all the rights as between us
and .or.ign powers which can be
claimed by our native born ~cirizeus,
and it is the duty of the Federal Gov
ernment to protect and maintain them
by-every means in its power,
Resoloed, That the people will sus
tain Andrew johnson, president of
the United States, in his straggle with
Congressional nsurpation, and that we
the Democracy of Ohio to sup
port him in all Constitutional measures
to relieve the white people of the South
the negro government now being
imposed upon them. s
Resoked, That the fortitude and
gallautry of our soldiers in the recent
civil war, iu defense of the Union, en-
them to the gratitude ofthe coun-
try, aud they should ever be remem-
by it in its bounties.
.Resolred, That the Democracy ofthe
have neither the purpose nor
desire to re-establish slavery, nor to
assume any portion of the debts OF the
States lately in rebellion. :
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1868-03-14

A mercantile friend of the editor of
the Girard, Spectator made purchase
the other day, which must forever stamp
him as the keen-eye ed sportsman of trade
a farmer came to town, bringing load
of carcasses which our trading friend
recognized as once having contained the
painting heart of the afrighted DEER"
and Immediately evoked gustatory anti
|cipatioIis ct yenison steak and cranberry
sauce in his mind or stomach
-. /" How much dc, you, ask for that ven.
ison r. queried he.
Fourteen cents pound p replied
the farmer.
The trade was made. Che money paid
and 7thes game transferred to the pur.
tchaser's store. Friends congregated to
admire it and envy it's happy possessor
8" Ha'int it got rather short legs for a
deer e. finally asked one. 80 j.. q
1.-The question raised a faint suspicion
which was soon confirmed into dread
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.lIINJ
obi, Statesman,
Death OF Enslfsh Kings and

RI
Death OF Enslfsh Kings and
William the Conqueror died from
enormous drink, and from the, violence
of his passions. -. 81
William Rufus died the death of the
poor stays that he hunted. ..al
Henry the First died of gluttony.
Henry the Second died of broken
heart. occasioned by the death Of his
children. . - s, 80, .,ss5 s....lse.s.,
Richard Occur de Lion died like the
animal from which his heart was named,
by an arrow from the bow of an archer.
Henry the Third is said to have died
a-natural death. p s - -
Edward the First is likewise. said to
have died of a natural sickness"--a
sickness which it would puzzle all the
college physicians to denominate. 4
Edward the Second was most barbar-
ously and indecently murdered by
rufians employed by his own mother
and her paramour. s'a - isi bs go
Edward the Third died Of idotage and
Richard the Second of starvation. the
very reverse of George the, Fourth.
Henry the Fifth is said to, have died
of 'sfits caused by uneasiness,' p and UNI
edsiness in palaces in those times was. a
very common complaint.
Henry the Sixth died in prison, by
means then known only. to his jailor,
and known now only to Heaven.
Edward the Fifth was-strangledin the
tower by his uncle, Richard the Third.
Richard the Third was killed in bat
itle.l ss.s5 ~ ;iaSi s5'5s05 LaiI
. Henry the Seventh wasted away as a
miser ought to do. s,..yss zsi.sss-.s,v,
Henry, the Eighth died of carbuncles,
fat ard furious, while Edward the Sixth
died of decline. 4 g ~ ss-; !;
Queen Mary is said to have died of
broken heart, whereas she died. of a
surfeit from eating too many black pud.
dings. 7;esi . q l.sss -1sz-ls,s. 'Js,f
Old Queen Bess is said to. have died
from melancholy from having sacrificed
Essex to his 'enemies--her private char
iacter not being above suspicion. r.
James the First died of drinking and
of the effects of a. nameless vice. n
Charles the, First died righteous
death on the scaffold, and Charles the
Second died suddenly, it is said, of ap-
oplexy. l ~. y :. .-,o5s.qssaaF
William the Third died from con-
sumptive habits of the body, and from
the stumbling of his horse. %
Queen Anne died from her attachment
to 'sstrong water" or, in other words,
from drunkenness. which the physicians
politely called dropsy. -,,Ii 5 5srfss =.
s George the First died Of drunken
ness; which his physicians politely call
ed an apopleptic fit. $50 ~ ii -
George the Second died of rupture
of the heart, which the periodicals of
that day called a visitation Of God. 1t
is the only Instance in which God ever
touched his heart. sers-kgss5a
George the Third died as he lived-a
mad-nan. Throughout his life he was
at least a consistent monarch.
George the Fourth died of gluttony
and drunkenness. Gziffe -
William the Fourth died amid the
sympathies of his friends. ~
{ a
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GougI. ylcsImized.

The Fat Contributor and another hu-
morous lecturer called upon Cough
while he was stopping at the fremont
House, in Chicago, and the F. G. gives
the following version of what happened
to~the Cincinnati Times: 81 a1s-E
A funny incident happened at the
fremont since I have been here. A
celebrated temperance lecturer was
stopping there, and he was called upon
by two nearly as celebrated humorous
lecturers who happened to be in the city.
The trio had never met before socially,
and the interview was alpleasant one.
In the midst Of it there was a knock at
the door and there stood waiter with
three glasses of whisky upon a tray.
"What do you want here 2" said the
temperance champion coloring angrily /;
getaway instantly, sir; you have made
a mistake in the room, STRIP
a. mo mistake, sir" (" said the boy; "this
is the room / was ordered to bring it to,
sir-No. 54.' issi 81 9a.s h 8 -
"But. sir, nobody has ordered these
vile compounds. to this room-we don't
want them, SIR" as-s3 .s,7o ,.aiif.o
As the boy was about to depart with
his burden, one of the "jolly fellers -
said: refs5t aesgrla.}
zs"Come in, my boy; there are two of
t.us here who can relieve you of the load.
You don't drink, of course, Mr.. ----;; -;
being temperance lecturer, you can't,
but - and myself will undertake
| to unload, this glassware i.ma9 r..
And so they did. Conversation was
renewed, but before it had proceeded far,
there was another knock at the door, and
another boy appeared with tray laden
with drinks. i5a1is =. s.seeS s.e ait45
laas. Go away Instantly" exclaimed the
great exponent of temperance princi-
Iples ..ge away with your devils broth.
and don't come again." iizs5 tII5 -, 10
.''It would be a pity to waste 50 much
whisky" put in the other mad wag, $50
you had better let the boy in, and we
| will punish the perpetrator of the joke
by absorbing it;'' and then the boy was
brought in, greatly to the dismay of. the
lecturer,who detected ominous grinning
faces peering out of doors along the hall.
Four times did the boy appear at the
door with. the. tray. of the "drinks for
three, 2 and four times did the brace of
wags take in theirs and the temperance
mans, too, when the cold water cham
Ipion suspected thejoke that was being
| played upon him., and insisted with ad-
tmirable good nature that they should
Eleavs his room; efor if you don't" said
he, 'smy reputation as a temperance
man would be ruined before another half
hour, if it is not now They went.