Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1868-04-13
TIE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE
CAN BE OBTAIN ED.


DIR. JOHNSON has discovered the most
Certain Speedy, and only Effectual Remedy IT.
the World for Weakness OF the BACK or LlmDs,
Structures, Affection of tho Kidneys or Bladder,
Involuntary Discharges, lmpotency,, uonersl
Debility, Nervousness, Dyspepsia, Isnguor,
Low Spirits, Confusion Of Ideas, Palpltstlon OF
the, Heart, ITmidity, Trembling, DimneIs @soS o.
Sight, or Giddiness Disease Of the head
| Lungs, Stomach, or Bowels--tEosc Terrible
Disorders arising from Solitary Habits OF
Youth-secret and solitary practices more fatal
| to their victims th&n the song Of Syrcns to the
Mariners of Ulysses blighting their most bril-
liant hopes or articipations, rendering mar
! riago, Sc. impossible.
YOUNG MEN,
| Especially, who have become the victims OF
solitary vice, that dreadful and destructive
habit which annually SWEEPS to an ultlmely
| grave thousands Of Young Men or the most
excellent talents and brilliant intellect, VINO
light otherwise have entranced listening Sena,
! tors with the thundcrs Of clOQucnce, or WaKed
to estacy the living Tyre, may call with iulI
confidence.
MARRIAGE
Married Persons, or Young Men comtempla-
ting marriage, being aware Of Physical Weak
ness, Organic Debility, Dcformitics, speedily
cured.
| He who places himself under the care OF DR..
J. may religiousy conAde in his honor as "a
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his skill
| as physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS
Immediately cured and full vigor restored.
This distressing affection, which renders lito
miserable and marriage impossible, Is the
| penalty paid by the victims OF lmproprlety.-
| Young persons are too apt TO commit eX-
| ccsses from not being aware of the dreadful
| consequences that may ensue. NOW, VINO lnat
understands the subject will pretend to deny
| that the power Of procreatlon IS lost sooner py
those falling into improper habits than by the
prudent? Besides being deprived OF tho pleas,
urc OF healthy offspring, the most serious and
destructive symptoms of both body and mind
arise. The System becomes dcrangod, the
| Physical and Mental Functions Neakened,
Loss of Provocative Power, Nervous lrrit4biI!-
ty, Dyspepsia, Pulpitation of the Heart, lndl-
gestion, Constitutional Debility, and Wastng
Of the Frame, Consumption, Decay ana Dcs'h'
DIR. JOHNSON,
| Member Of the ROYAL College Of Surgeons
| London, Graduate of one Of the most cInlncAr
| Colleges in tho United States, and the greater
part Of whose life has been spent IN the hc6plt-
als Of London, Paris, Philadelphia, and else
where has effected some OF the most ssIoHlih55
ing cures that were ever known, many troubled
| with ringing in the head and ears when asleep
great nervousness, being alarmed at sudden
Sounds, bashfulness, with frequent blushing. at-
| tended sometimes with arrangement or Dlnd,
were cured immediately.
| IAAE IAhIlCU Ian SOIASC.
Dr.. J. addresses all those who have Injured
| themselves by improper indulgence and soil
tary habits which ruin both body and mind,
uniting them for either business, study, socie'
| ty or marriage. =,
These arc some of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by early habits Of youth, VIZ
| Weakness of the Back and Limbs. Pains IN the
| Head, Dimncss Of Sight, Loss of Muscular row
er, Palpitation Of the Heart, Dyspepsla, Ner-
vous Irritabi ity, Derangement Of the Digestive
Functions, General Debility, Symptoms OF
| Consumption, &C:
are much to be dreaded. Loss OF Memory,
! Confusion Of Ideas, Depression Of Spirits, Evil
Forcbodings Averson to Society, Self Dlstrusl,
Love of Solitude Timidity, &c, sro some OF
| the evils produced.
Thousands OF persons Of all ages can now
Judge what is the cause Of their declining health
| losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale, ner-
vQus and cmac:utcd, having singular appear
snce about the eyes, Cough, and Symptoms OF
'''D'> ~ YOUNG MEN.
Who have injured themselves by. a Ger
tain practice, indulged in, q habit ire
qucntly learned from evil companions or at
school, the effects of which are nightly telt,
even when asleep, and if not cured, renders
marriage impossible and destroys both mind
and body. should apply immediately
! What pity that young man, the nope o.
his country, the pride Of his parents, should DC
snatched from al prospects and cnJoymcnts OF
life BY he conse?uSicg q. @S'Hns cergin ,r2 se.
| cret habit. Such persons must, before coH'e'n-
plating ,,,D7Acp
reflect thut sound mind and body arc the most
| necessary requisites to promote co4nuDi&l nap
| pincs5, Indeed. without these the journey
through life becomes weary pigrilnagei the
prosp c: buurlg d&rkens to the view, the mind
| becomes 2hadowcd with despair ard 1!Icd win
the melancholy reflection that the happiness af
another becomes bliGhtcd with your own
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent votery
Of plcasJirc finds tia. he has iInbiped the SEEDS
Of thi: painful di3caselt too often happens tnHI
| an ll-tirlcd sense of shame o. dread OF discoV-
ery Getcrs hin from applying TO those, VINO,
from education and responsibility, can aionG
| befricnd him, delaying till the cGnstitutlonai
! svnpt01ns of this horrd disease make their ap-
ncaranCe such as uICerGtcd sore throat, diseased
nose nocturnal pains II the head and Ilmos'
| dirrncss Of sight, deafness, nodes on the shln,
! b0ncs ana arms, blotches on the head facc ana
extrcmitics, progressing with trlghttul raPidlly
ill at last the palate OF the mouth or inc bDHei
oftho nose fall in, and the victim of this awful
| disnesc becomes q horrid object Of cOmmlsscra-
tion, till death puts period to his dreadful sui:
ferinss, BY Sending him to that undiscovered
| Country from whence no traveller returns.
III y MELANCHOuY FACT that thou
i4l ElCtiiiIo w L1IS LciI lDc
10 The unskilfulncss Of ignorant prctendcrs, 10,
hv the use Of that DEADLY POISON, MY 4
! CURY, ruin the constitution and make the
residue OF life miserable.
DIR. JOHNSON,
OFFICE, 70. 7, South FREDERICK STREET,
BALTIMORE, MD,
Left hand side going from baltimore strecl.
Iow doors from the corner. Fail not TO observe
naIne and number. ,.-.r ro;5 o,d
rs 10 letters received unless post Patu' ol ana
Pnrsnns u5ritine should state age, and send por-
ton on of! Of advert:ement describing symptoms
'G7 w. o4 Hoctor:s DIPLOMA hangs in his office.
| INDoRsEMENT OF THE PRESS.
The many thousands cured at this establish
| n,ont within tho last twenty years. and the nu-
merous nero important Surgical Operations perform