Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1868-12-03

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all week days. .es -.a .,ss.,q ga :.
b AZ woman's heart, like the N con,
should have but one man in it. 3
At a baby convention, fifteen
mothers with children were present.
On vote for the PROTEST baby each
got one vote. f"tr
lean ignorsmus had been sick, and
on recovery was told that he might
take some Animal food. "No, sir, ]
took your Cruel easy enough, but ]
be hanged if l can go your hay and
oats. . TSff-slf sU - D.
A man dishonored is worse than
dead. Every new fault deserves q
new penance. sl
Music lulls the detected thoughts
and elevates the detected spirits Of
the sorrowfal r, iva
No man can command the, first
emotions of his passions. 49,
A man can never forget the OBJ
ject of his first love.
lie that will not when he may,
when he would he shall have nay.
One mischance invites another, and
the end of one misfortune is often
the beginning of another. '.7
-Ifa young lady will take the de-
gree Of a. b, X Bride), she may
soon become A. III.
= All women. let them be never SO
homeiy are pleased to be praised
for beatty.
Where is the wonder one devil
likes another.
A census taker asked servant
girl how many boarders there were
in tie house. Fourteen, butt not
moren four is stiddy; the rest is dim
mecrats.
Aunt Nancy has another Zig fat
boy.
Artemus once had an adventure
in Boston which resulted thusly:
etrrned in the boss kdr part oy
the wa. a purity gal in spectacIes
sot near me, and was tellin a young
man how much he reminded her of a
young man she used to know. Pur-
ty soon the young man got cat and
smilin in a seductive manner, ] sed
to the cal in spectacles:
"Don't l remind you OF some one
you used to know?'
Yes" sed She, "you do reminl
me ~ one man, but he was sent to
the penitentiarv for stealth q barrel
of mackerel He died there so ]
conclude YOU ant him"
didn't pursoo the conversation
emmy further.
Is the wheel OF time ever tired?
The worst seat for young persons
Is selfcon-ceit
Wanted-a settlement OF the dews
Of eve.
Who are the wort good folks? The
good for nothing.
Why is the man who deals in stale
jokes like 4 stock jobber? Because
he depends on fun dead property.
A ChicagoaE, in describing lis
eiored wife, says: isle has Il tongue
taat cuts Ike razor.
A thin, caiavercus looking Cor
man, about fifty years oil age, enter
ed the Office of q Health Insurance
Company. whe-eupon the following
conversation ensued
Ish der man in wat .insures der
peoples health?
= ] attend to that business
Veil, / wants my helth inshured.-
vot you sharge.
Different prices; from three to ten
dollars year. Fay ten dollars
year and yon get ten dollars a week
in case of sickness.
Vel, I dakes den dollars wort.
Is yoIr health good at the present
time? No, ISL sick all the time
lie shust out of der bed two or tree
times day. und de doctor say lie
cant do nothing more goot for me
at all. - as
Ifthat is tie state of your health,
we can't insure it. We only insure
persons in good health. -
You must think I'm a fool? vot
you think L come to pay you ten dol
lar for insure my health ven i vos
veil
In New York couptryman WIS
clamoreusly beseiged by q shopkeep-
err. Have you ANY fine shirts?'
"a splendid assortment. Step IN,
sir SIS fs-a = = = s=- .a.I
''Are they clean?" f7' 2
"To be sure. Stepin, sir"
.sThen, sir, you lad better put.
one on" ~ -r
"Boy may ] inquire where Robin
con,c cfora ic,
Certainly, sir" sail the youth, re-
spectfully.
"Wsll," said the man, after wait
ing awhile "s.where is it,
"Lhave not the.least idea, sir he
replied. gyiVass Tsal4 - sfl
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= Boy, / wantto go to Dover street
"Mcll. ma'am, why don't you go
there then?'' 80 '--'' -