Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1868-08-08


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don't somebody write q song telIin
Of how they didn't figh, and run
away to fight again another day.
Je- hosetat, how sick they must be.
Yaller Jack, cholera infantum and
/ the measles amt shucks TO it. Kicked
square onto the stommick, punched
in the snoot like all creation aud
wholloped like young cuss in a
country school house. Jimminy |!
how sore they must feel about the
innards and the outards, and nary
plaster for to give 'em no relief what
somever. Thunder, if I don't feel
kinder sorry for 'en and willing to
put 'cm out Of agony with cororer's
inquest! Blest if I wouldn't do that
or sutlin else for 'em if it is going
to be law to make Sambo and his
noonerous grandathers sit on juries
down thar in Washington. Hooray
for the dead Democracy! Them'a
the chaps which done it! Dead De.
| mocracy, hey? Well, they're O
healthy old dead Democracy, they
are. They're a corpus which Can
strike out like steam engine and
make the sparks fly like forty
thousand pound sledge hammer
Dead Democracy, hey? Jimmy,
how they did lay things out in Chi.
cago, and down thar in Jersey, and
away off in Calaforny And thun.
der and chained ligLtnin, what 6
wallopin they gave every foax which
came foolin round their coffin Daru
my wife aud progeny. if it would BE-
safe for any blasted old undertaken
70 contract for the funeral Of thai
corpus if he wouldn't find it handy
to adjourn the proceedings and get
scarce without no palaverin, my
name aint B. v, and my father in.
law was a internal fool-which he
couldn't BY no manner Of mean:
have been seein as how he took me
| in with ten dollars when / calculated
on a house and lot.
| Andy, old boy, it's time for you tc
wake up and shake yourself. What
in thunder do you mean by layin of
thar when everybody else is movin
: Why don't you clear the kitchen and
put the right sort ofstuff behiAd you
Send Seward off to that big farm he's
been buyin at the North Pole, and
ship the other chaps to st. Thomas
SOS they can be hoisted by the mex,
hurricane Why in thunder don'l
YOU do suthin! You needn't be
scared of the Senate for them chaps
aint goin to get over their sickness.
soon enuf to hurt you. Square Of
and mock sumbody down, ifonly ius1
to keep your hand in, 6or I'm bles'
if you wont git rusty siitin thar doir
. no,hin.-Wake Up, old man. and
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