The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1868-12-04
Connunicat tiou.
(FOR THE CoNsEBvAriyE)
THE CHESTERFIELD EMBR]GLI0.

and attempt comlramise with
him. Tell him thai the wife Of
John G.. Jackson. one of the darkirs
that votes ut Chcstrriiali. has lust
been delivered ufa nice, buuucing
boy, in color. somewhat darker than
n new saddle. and that u has h"pr
chrlstencd ". W. Pyle Jackson
This will, undoubtedly highly dc
iigh. him, ard you. Mr.. Enhor To-.
ing the first 20 nppr'Sc him Of it.
will thereby be enabled to soften
his feelings toward yourself aud
also toward the unfortunate DEM
cratic votcrs of Marion. But. If
the heart Of the Godfather Cns a
matter Of course the Editor of the
Herotd will accept the position of
spousor) shoull be- too obduratc, !
would rcq"csr you to purchase II
PIN. (a half-plnt would not be-
enough for him). Of rot gut WHISKY
and present il 10 him. II this
proves Intellectual, | Gcar we shall
have 20 consnlc ourselves With the
idea that he fires at random. i,Iic
goose by mounshino. aud that lr
will probably hurt no one after all;
like hc hnIchmnn firing lLto the
briar.patch - hit irt was = deer
and 10 miss il il was cnlf To- ,h's
Ease he has missed the deer oni
hit himself.
The learned r li,or talks II grca.
deal about rhccp. J r"nrss myself
ni n loss To account for this on ,nv
other hypothesis than thai he is
so aficc'cd with "NIgscr.on-tLc.
Brain" that everything he touches
feels like wool. everything he secs
looks like "ooI. every glass oG rot.
gnt whisky he takes tastes like
wool, and that, therefore, every
thing ho talks nr ~ritoo iih6ui inla.i
be w"plly; aud. further W. wou'h
not he surprised Ia see - Luurp ct
wool growing on the ,ack pat at
his head sc thcrc is. substance
enough there To sprou' It For
myself. | never owned sheep. bur
should | conclude 10 embark ~
that business, will call at the
HerdH Office with halt =, and ,rol
the Editor ont II he wont grow
wool, he will make good mutton
lie talks about us swullowing
Radicals in Marion. l would in.
form hm that We were never funl
Of pickled niggcrs and rotten runi.
calls. so he may rest assured that
is safe.
lie thinks the "morni manhood
OF old Marion suffered II sevc'c on.
sladgh; Of "disloyal' cp,lhels. by
the "tood people Of Marion. whose
elevated rosition consists in their
Rurer-abundnncc of long, grsi,.
dog hair and II ggcr wool, heinz
criticised IN my previous article
and, II: the same time, his Slandrr~
ing columns contains all tho folly
and blindness Of his party leaders,
all that is unmanly and selfish in
his party's character, all thnt Is
calculated TO encourage Radical
outrages and indcccncies ot every
character. THIS grisly, slaunch
horned how backed gorrllu is
seeking out II course that makes "a
very iOrclble plea for tho mau-
slaughter Of nh xtrcmcly windy
gasconade but hlS loyal" tornado
OF inflated gas will crelonr. ike II
bowling thundcrgust. sink int" OBJ
livion. Let Mr. Pyle howl like
rampant scaIlawag, rnn the oflirnl
organ OF tnlIcd and rrveAgc. which
suits the temper of II dlcal ping.
ugllcs fills the measure Oi the Rad
zeal party generally, and marks the
highest honOrs IN her poliuctl h,s-
tory. lie. Us an L htOr with less
brains than Stnrvation's NANCY pig,
Ou'gcnrrals the rival production oi
grinning sardincs and hurdShcll
bummcrs on grand, horoic bender
OF dcli:ium ;rlnngl1s and We assert
that this gauling sigma ot su,-
pended animation is "a tit subject
for tho l.unatic Asylum that he is
so dcsirOus the Legislature of Ohio
will'locatc in M'CopncIsyille If il
were not for hIs l0ynl mass OF cor
ruption. he might havebcrn copiur
cd by Ryan Wollrnng's lrjgnic as
an outrage to unlawful commerce.
But there i- II difference Of oYnion
that arises within 'hc RndlcHl ranks
md by way cf producing another
stifling Cp'dImic, ! quote from tho