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keading Railroad.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
MONDAY. AUGUST q 1899

GREAT TRUNK LINZ from the North and
~ North W est for Philadephia, New York, Read
ing Poesville Tamaqua, Ashland, Lebanon. AIIen.
town' hasson, Ephrata, Litiz, Lancaster, Columbia
Trains leave Harrisburg for New-York, as fol.
lows AT 200, Is and $40 A. NJ. and ~ 20 noon
Tnd, and z'oo and g55 P. M, connecting with similar
Trains on the Pennsylvania Railroad and arri,ina
at New \ ork at 500 1000 and IL As A. NJ and q 56
oe9' sso Z. NJ Sleeping Cars accompapvin1 tba
20 I. "A. M L. and s.S5 P N trains without change ~
Leave Harrisburg for Reading Pottsville Ta,.o
qua, Minersville, Ashland, Pine Grove. AIIen'n-rr
and Philadelphia at $40 A. NJ. and 2O5 and Io
M, stopping at Lebanon and principal wsv
pbiIodenbia Ine and &c m making connections for
Schuylkill Haven and Auburn, via SchuvIkiII anJ
susquehanna Railroad, leave Harrisburg at 3 30 n m
heturning Leave New York at 900 a. IN, IL 90
Noon and B 90 and 500 p. m. Sleepino cars Nv
companying the 300 a m and 90 md : 0o y %"- ~
trains without change. r 49,
Way Passenger Train leaves Philadelpbia ut ? 40
a; am m, returning from Reading at 6 30 p. m stop.
ping at all Stations Pottsvlo at z 90 and As m
and 245 p. m; Shamokin 3. rs a. m. and II % m
nshiand at Z 90 a m, l2.43 noon and SIS D. m.
Ia hlaqua at SS0 m. and 90 and As p. N.
rotnllie for Harrisburg via Schuylkill and
susquehanna Railroad at 10 a. M and ii 80 moor
neaaihg Accommodation Train leaves Reading AZ
NJ ''0" iniiaaeiphia at sls
Potstown Accommodation Train Le,vss Potts.
at 4.30 P. NJ iA'''o'iphi"
oS,umoia Railroad Trains leave Reading nt ZOE
| ter, Columbia, dc. ''
ferkiomen Rail Road Trains leave Perkiomeu
ynnoutn at 800 A. NJ. and 600 P NJ Returning
Leave skippaek at $40 A. M. and 25 P NJ, con.
Meeting with similar trains on Reading RaiI Road
uh sundays: Leave New York at s OU M, Phila.
delphla 500 A. NJ, and 3.15 NJ, the SEQ a. m.
ITa Tan running only to Rea1ng, Pottsve 90 a M
i,atr,sDurg, 90 m, and 40 and 9-35 m and
heading at LILO % and 7.l5 a. m for HARRISBURG
ana ;oo a; a. m and II 40 p m. for New York, AS
Communication, Mileage, Season, School and Ex-
cuIsion Tickets, at reduced rates to and from nIr
points. 1" i'Oli "i'
hagsage checked through: 100 Pounds Baggage
allowed each Passenger.
| G. A. NICOLLS,
General Superintendent.
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ALFRED L. TYLER,
General Superiptend emit.
Northern Central Railway
SUMMER TIME SCHEDrrIr

SUMMER TIME SCHEDULE.
ON and sfter May llth 1868, trains viii, lava
~ sUNBURY, as follows: "' isH'e
LEAVE NoRTHwARD.
600 A. NJ, Daily for Williamspo-t. Daily te.cena
Sundays) for Elmira, Canandaivue'
Rochester, Butfaoe, Niagara Fells'
Suspension Bridge and the Uanadas.
$40 r. M DAILY Except Sundays) for Elmira, and
a, Buffalo via Erie Railway from Elmirs.
port. " "A''"s
LEAVE SOUTHWARK.
i1oo A. NJ, Daily Except Monday.) for baltimore
a, washington and Philadelphia.
lo0z A; NJ, Daily for Baltimore and washington
.'VU NJ, Daily except Sundays,) for Harrisburg
- N: pub1RRr, Ed. S. You've,
Harrisburg, Pa. BaItimors Ma
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Notice to Merchants and Shippers

Notice to Merchants and Shippers.
UNHE undersigned, proprietor of Weser a Frck 4
l. Line, give notices to merchants and shippers
that the Depot is still at sll Market street, Phila
delphia, and all Goods directed to Sunbury, Danvie
and Lewsburg, and all intern ediate stations along
the railroad, will be promptly delivered.
Cy1 Cars leave 81 Market street, Philadelphia.
tri-weekly-Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
]. W. BROWN, Proprietor, Lewisburg,
IN. BROWN, Agent, sunbury, Pa.
neoambar T. 1897
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Agricultural EnDlev.cn..

/ oE Grain Rakes, Steel and Iron Gardep Rakes,
Ini Iia t'onS ana d Handle Spades, Shoyels Manure
Trea!es G Cradle Fingers, Trace, Breast Tongue and
LTz ohalns, Grind stones, Tanning Min Selves Of
sn, shd hinds' large assortment Of Red Wagon
for sale by y ~ ChSf nv nv asof a. 20 dieeth'
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sUNBURY STEAM SAW MILL,
WILLIAM REAGAN.

7T,Iprs prrssnuiae,urer and Dealer in all kinds of
A-"DhH' LUMBER, LATH, FAILING A. SHIN.
A. GILES.
RiiU1. Tp5oormg, Shelving, Siding, Doors, Sash,
h''nds' Brackets, MOuldings, &e
Corner RHce Street and River Ros1 suSp,1pv
April /, 1868 '"Ni 0oNDOhi IA
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ELEGANT SLEEPING CARS on All Ni,s, r,.,..

on and sher Monday, May 11th, 1858, the T,ai,.
on the Philadelphia Erie Rail Road will rpn ~
follows: ' iAn ~
WESTWARD.
- ''"'" Iusoelpnm' III .1b m.
a N - =. ppn""y sos m
nj. r~. ,. AZ hp,e me-, $50 pm
pfes ,ea'es ni'aheiphia. ZOO noon
a "a S1noury $40 m
u,, ,r., arr At Efie 1905 q m
"a mai iea'es fhiisdelphia, SOC tn
% 2uneury 4.l5pm
~ Loch haven, 7b IN
''"'' " IRAN ieHes Erie 1Iooam
q SSaunoury, 400 NJ
Brie Express lsavee Erie IN
a. u ass =. pLuy e.68 q m
Maj, srS Es. nuaaeipnia' 800 m
allegheny River Railroad. BAGGAGE CHECKEn
THROUGH. oi'honhD
ALFRED L. TYLER,
General Supe
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Organic Weakness
ire w arranted In Two Day
Nn lfaren,.tl ~. Nnnsanls Drnns
NU -NeTcHTy OT 4'uUSeUUS DTUyS.
DR.. Johnston.

Member of the Royal College Of Surgeons London, Grad
uate from of the most eminent Colleges in the United
States and the greater part of whose life has been spent
the hospitals ol London, Paris, Philadelphia and else
wherei has effected some OF the most astonishing cures
that were ever known many troubled with Imgng in the
head and when asleep great nervousness being alarm
ed a, sudden sounds bashiuness with frequent blushng
attended sometimes with arrangement Of mind,
m
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BALTIMORE
LOG Z n o 8 P T A L.
ESTABLISHED AS A REFUGE FROM QUACK
ERY.
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE

THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE
CAN BE OBTAINED.
DR. JOHNSON has discovered the most Certain Speedy
~ aud only Efectual Remedy the World for all Pri.
vae Diseases Weakness of the Back Limbs, Structures
Affections Of the Kidneys and Bladder, Involuntary Dis
charges mpotency, General Debility, Nervousness, Dys
pepsy, Languor Low Spirits Confusion OF Ideas Papi-
tation of the Heart, Timidty, Tremblngs Dmness OF
Sight Giddihess Disease Of the Head Throat Nose
skin, Affections OF the Liver Lungs, Stomach or Bowels
these Terrible Disorders arising from the Solitary Habits
Of Youh-those secret and solitary practices fatal to
their victims than the song OF syrens 10 the Mstiners Of
Ulysses bightng theI most brilliant hopes anticpatons
rendering marriage, &c impossible.
Young NIen
Especially, who have become the victims Of Solitary Vice,
that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps
to an untimely grave thousands of Young Men Of the
most exalted talents and brilliant intellect who might
otherwise have entanced listening Seates with the thun
ders Of eoquence walked to ecstay the living yre may
call with full confidence.
Marriage.
Married Persons Young Men conem plating marriage,
being aware Of physical weakness, organic debility, de-
foImities, &C., speedily cured.
He who places himself under the care Of DR.. J. may
may relgously conhde in his honor gentleman, ana
confidently rely upon his skill as Physician.
Organic Weakness
Immediately Cured, aud Full Vgor Restored.
This Distressing Afecton-which renders Life msera-
Bile and marriage impossble-is the penalty paid by he
victims Of improper ndugences. Young persons too
apt to commit excesses from not being Of the dread
ful consequences that may ensue Now who that UNDER
stands the subject will pretend to deny that the power Of
piucrea,ion is lost by those falling into improper
habits than by the prudents Besides deg deprived the
pleasures Of healthy offspring the and dest
tive symptoms tu both body and mind arise. The system
becomes Deraneei, the Physical and Mental Functions
Weakened Loss uf Power Nervous rritnbi-
ty Dyspepsia Papation of the Heart Indigestion Con.
stntional Debility, Wasting Of the Frame, Cough,
Consumption, Decay aud Death,
Office, No. South ErcdericlS Street
Left hand side going from Baltimore Streets few dooIs
from the corner. Fail not to observe and number
Letters must be pad and contain stamp. The Doctors
Diplomas hang IN his Office.
A Cure Warranted i'm Two Days.
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Paints, Oils. Nc

al IHI Stock Of Oils eomprisinv Lin,ssd ou co.I
Naobintr. Oh; and Lubrieating Oil for Engines and
Vafnishea, Glass always on band, at low
CoELEY cos
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-08-22

IN II w In w "A IL r.,
sheet IRON and stove Store of
SMITH g. GENTEER,
SUNBURY, PA.
Where they keep constantly on hand and manufae-
ture TO order at short notice.
TIN AND SHEET IRON WARE Of all descriptions.
They would especially call the attention of pur-
ehasers to their large and well selected stock OF
COOK AND PARLOR STOVES.
The subscribers have made arrangements to have
all their best stoves made to order and those who
would have good stove would do we'll to 20 and
examine their large and well selected stock.
First. They defy competition on the following
tried Brands Of Cook Stoves, viz:
Combination 6as Burner. Cook.
Governor Pcnn-COOlx.
WABASH AND IRoNsIDBs,
and the well known Antidust Cook Stove called
SPEARS ANTIDUST
bracing all the best manufactures and most fashion.
able designs unsurpassed for beauty of finish simpli
city OF arrangements combining cheapness durability
and each stove warranted to perform what they are
represented.
Also, The celebrated Baltimore Fire Place Stove
for heating rst second and third stories by Registers
Also, VULCAN HEATER.
Also, the celebrated MORNING GLORYj
Coal Oil. COal Oil Lamps, Shades,
Chimnies, and all articles
usually kept in an establishment Of this kind
They are also prepared 10 furnish Slate and do stating
in the best workmanlike manner.
:, Also, to do Tin Roofing Spouting, Range and
Furnace Work, Gas Fitting, &c. Repairing neatly
and chcaply executed.
Also:
''Baugh's Raw Bone Supcr-Phos-
phate."
Remember the place. Sample and Sales Room
nearly opposite Conly's Hardware Store, Market
street, between Third and Fourth streets. Building
dark painted.
August Is, 1858.
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Take Particular Notice.

DR.. J. addresses all these who have injured themselves
by improper indulgence and solitary habits, which ruin
both body aud mnd uniting them for either busness,
study, snciety or marriage.
These of the sad and melancholy effects pfo-
duced by early habits o youth viz: Weakness of the Back
and Lnbs, Pains the Head, Dmness sight, Loss
Muscular Power, Papltatum Of the Heart Dy spepsy,
Nervous lrrnbty, Deungement of the Digestive Fupc-
tlons General Debility, symptoms of Consumption, &c.
MENTALLY The fearful effects IN the mind much
to be dreaded-Loss Memory, Confusion of Ideas De.
preston Of Spirits Evil ForebOdngs Aversion Scsty
Self Dstrust Lore Of Solitude TimdIly &c.
the evils produced
THOUSANDS Of persons Of oil ages can now Judge wha
is the Of then declining health losing their vgoT
becoming weak, pale nervous and eIaciated, having
singular appearance about the cough and symptoms
OF consumption.
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-08-22

IF you have a picture you want framed, go to
i Hyerly's and get it done cheaper than any
where else in town. He has mouldings of all kind:
constantly on hand.
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-08-22

SUMNER. TINE TAnI.I

Through and direct route between Pb,,aao,,,,.
balamoIe, Harrisburg, Wiliamsport, to the North,
west and the Great Oil Region Of Pennsylyanis VA
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-08-22

wnueE hhmH y HE6 ErO0E
SLATE ROOFS
THE undersigned respectfully informs builders In
this and adjoining counties that he is prepared TO
put on Slate Roofs in q superior manner He furns
ishes the celebrated Lehigh county Slate, which 10
the best in the srket He warrants his work TO be
durable and Are and water proof Heinvites the in.
specton Of the public 70 the work he has done in Sun.
bury on Haupts, Greenough's and Haas buildings,
and on others at various places. His prices are as
low as those of any other slater.
Address, D.S. SMITH,
Sunbury, p o.,
or call at his residence in Upper Augusta twp.
January II, IS8S.-Iy
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-08-22

Chiltlren's Carriages.
NTE would call the attention of those wanting a
w Child's Carriage, to our new and large assort-
ment comprising new and beautiful style.
j. ii. C0NLEY h co
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Young Men

Who have injured themselves by certain practice ndug
ed IN when alone, habit frequently learned from
companions, at school, the effects Of which nght
felt even when asleep and il cured renders
impossible, and destroys both mind and body should app
Immediately
Want pity that Young man, the hope of his country
the darling of his parents should he atched from all pros
poets and enjoyments Of life the consequence Of deva
ting from the path OF nature and indulgng in certain
secret habit. Such persons MUST before contemplating
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Marriage.

reflect that sound mind and body the necessary
reqnsesto promote connubal happiness. Indeed without
these the journey through life becumes weary pilgrim
age the prospect hourly darkens to the view the mind
becomes shadnwe with despair and filled with the mean
choly reflection that the happiness Of another become
bIiuhte dxIyth
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1868-08-22

On and after Monday, May l1th, 1858, the r,o,r.
on the Philadelphia Erie Rail Road will tan ~
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-02-13

JOSEPH OPPENIIEIMER,
DpA1EpIN CLOTHING and Gentlemen's
- Furnishing Goods. No. Beery's BLOCK,
Main street.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-02-13
tBmsimess 4ireetnru.
HENRY MADDUX,

TTORNEY-AT-LA Upper Sandusky,o "
n Office I'd door North of Warpole House.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-02-13

a TToRNEYS AT LAW, and Claim agents:
N Claims for back pay, bounty and pensions ms
stairs over the First National Bank, Upper
Sandusky, Ohio.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-02-13
TERMS OF ADVERTISING.
3ailraaaS.
GS - s - Rs@s
Pittsburgh, Fl. Wayne & Chicago
Railway.

On and after Nov. 25 1867. trains will leave
stations daily, Sabbtths excepted; as folows: :
(Train leaving Chicago at 90 L. NJ, ieaves
loayes daily.l
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-02-13
H. VAN FLEET. U. W. SMITH
VAN FLEET & SMITH,

and dealers in all kinds OF fuf-
" nishing Goods for gentlemen's wear Koom
No . Ayers Block opposite the Court House
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-02-13

POSfEKS.-We are prepared to do
5sie Bills and Posters on twohours' notice
at the PIoNxn Job Office. Try rs
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-02-13

HENDERSON u SMALLE4,
physicians n SURGEONS. Ofice on Main
[ street two doors north of the Railroad u
'andusky, Ohio.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10
Help The Degraded.

Had we not far better obey the law of
our Father in Heaven; and sacrifice
something of comfort, of respectablity,
Tease, of luxury, and go down to them
now and again into the depths Of the
pits where they are laid, and lift them
up, than wait for the time when they
will say III fearful accents:
1T is too late!'
Let each now in the name of God obey
the call Of duty, enable those, for whose
souls no man has cared, to rise up to
honesty and happiness, the blessing of
God will follow. -.-.
There are some who will say they
have so many calls on their bounty. We
pity the man who has few-the man to
whom the needy seldom apply. Let
me not live under that mans roof, or lie
under that mans tomb.
We have many calls, many obliga-
tions, but we are never 80 like our di-
vine Master as when we are giving.
Gods existence is one eternity of giving.
He has given glory, honor, immortality
and life eternal; and last the priceless
gift of his dear Son.
To receive he never stoops, unless it
be to receive the joy of bringing many
souls to glory.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10

DARK. We had pretty cold weather last
winter, yet water would no, freeze in
that room. Towards spring, it was get
ting rather warm inside, and I noticed
that some coleniss were becoming un-
easy. then left the doors open after
dark and shut them again just before
day aylight-which operation made all qui-
et
can winter a hundred colonies in
that room. aud it did not cost over forty
dollSrs to build il.
My bees commenced swarming on the
first week in June, though one warm
issued on the 18th day of May. I only
let them swarm once. six or seven days
after swarming | would cut out all the
queen cells, aud insert one Italian in
place of black ones. l have now ono
hundred and thirty-fiv colonies; and.
l think when l put them In winter
quarters, shall have Italianiked every
one.
l use tho Langstroth hive, and prefer
1t to any other form. Any one must ac-
knowledge that the frames are easier
handled than in any ether hive besides
the grand place FOR surplus honey,
which no other hive can equal.
AS for wintering bees out Of doors,
do not believe in it any more. We must
provide shelter for all our stock in the
winter; why can We not afford to do the
same for our hccsn
My bees are doing well, and some of
the first swarms have filed six boxes of
honey. Those with frames on the top
have done still better. believe bees
VIII store douh'" III" quantity of honey
IN frames, rs rn'AlH"rd with box
CS.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10
Great .powd dor Explosion in Nevsds

Great Pow dor Explosion in Nevada.
The Austin RsseiUs, Of Oct. 24th,
gives the following particulars 81 thfS
affair: -e .s..H y,s.RsfFp .
From G.. Drake, who arrived IN this
"i'y int night, we learned the fosanwing
particulars of the explosion Of powder
which occurred ut the mouth Of twelve
mile canyon, last Monday morning
Drake arrived on the ground shortly
after the explosion. The powder mae-
azine vas in the camp where hundfUdD
OF men ate aud slept; and the ground
between tho wagons which brought the
powder and tho magazine was covered
to the depth of several inches with the
powder which leaked from the keel.
The explosion was believed to have besn
caused by Pritchard-one OF the killed
igniting match on wheel OF one OF
the wagons staGiing in front OF the
magazine. The great number OF l.6OO
keg. of powder was exploded instantly.
Six men were Instantly killed, and sons
iifteen were badly burned. A China
man was blown one hundred yards to
the opposite side ofthe river, where hs
was found three hours afterward badly
burned but with whole bones. Most Of
the horses and mules in the wagons near
the magazine were blown to atoms, and
one twelve mule team was entirely de-
stroyed.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10

Peter HaclIctt, one Of the veteran
compositors of the New York Tribune, 7
who died last month, almost set Horace
Greeley crazy by making the old gentle
mans "William II. Seward" read
Orchard ILL., and by changing tho
quotations ''tiS true, It's pity; and pity
It's, its true into "tis two, It's fifty,
and It's fifty-two,' two b!unders which
any man might make who was called
upon to "setmp' Horace Greeley's man
uscript. On this occasion, after Mr..
Greeley's anger had somewhat subsidized,
he sent for Peter, and berated him
soundly for his stupidity. Cant you
read that copy"" said Horace. "Sure,
and can't said Peter. "Then,o said
Horace, you ought to go to school .
month longer" ''FaiS, Horace, It
wouldn't do yo~ n hit o harm to take q
lesson or two of pinmanship, YOURSELF"
answered Peter, and there was no moro
said.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10
Grants Final Campaign Against the
Rebellion.

On the SOth of April, 1864, President
Lincoln wrote to Lieutenant General
Grant: "And now, with brave army
and just cause, may God sustain you. "
And indeed, if the names Of those who
win battles that save civilization are
dear to the heart Of man, how cherished
will be that Of the taciturn, tenacious
soldier, whom nothing could shake off
from success. Neither the tool of polit-
ical tricksters nor the dupe of his own
ambition, lie showed himself in the
final campaign the true type of Ameri-
cal, genius in action. Grimly in earnest,
he knew that war is not conciliation,
and that the rebellion was to be sup
pressed. and suppressed only By the de-
struction Of rebel life andrebsl supplies.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10

4 remarkable account Is given in q
late Engl lish paper OF the escape ofa con-
Wet from prison. The cell in which lie
was confined had an iron door, with .
lock entirely on the outside. The only
implements the prisoner had were q
wooden spoon, some bits of wire, and .
needle and thread Oat of the spoon he
made key; by means OF the needle no
passed Il thread over and under the door
bits of wire were pushed through the
inspection hole, and fastened to this
long thread extending outside from top
to bottom. The key was also pushed
through, and, being fastened to the
thread, was brought opposite the key
hole by dexterous manipulation Of the
slender line, worked gently in, then
turned by means Of the wire; and the
door was opened. This is certainly one
of the greatest exhibitions Of. skill 40.
patience on record. sa
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10

y SLIGHT MIsrAKE-There il q
magistrate in atown in Indiana named
fiel-er. IA clergyman in the same place
WAS called upon by young couple not
long since, who wished him to ioiu
them in the holy bonds of matrimony.
He asked the bridegroom Soldier by
the way for his marriage license. The
man in blue responded he had been en-
gagged TO the girl four Years, and thought
that would do, Clergyman thought not
and remarked a. the speedcst way to
to obtain a license:
"Nou had better take your girl and 20
to HeIser."
"Nou so To hell yourself." retorted
the angry veteran.
f And seizing the bride by the arm he
dragged her from the house. wondering
what manner OF a profane minister be
had met with.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1868-12-10

A bETERMtSEp CoLoNEL.-One ofthe
Jealous chaplains of the army Of the
Potomac called on a colonel noted for
his profanity, in order to talk about the
religious interests of his men. He was
politely received and motioncd to sest
on chest, when the following dialogue
ensucd: @+sA
Colonel, you have one Of the finest
regiments in the army t..
believe so,' replied the Colonel. ~
DO you think youpay sufficient atten-
tion to the religious instruction or your
men?' asked the chaplain.
We'll, don't know replied the col
onei, doubtingly. gaf
"A lively interest has been awakened
in the 4th Massachusetts,, ia rival reRi-
ment.) The Lord has blessed the labors'
Of his servants, and ten have already
been baptized, said the chaplain.
IL that SO? (To the attendant.) Ser
geant Major, have fifteen men detailed
immediately for baptism; I'll not he out
done by amy Massachusetts regiment.