The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1868-07-03

delegates 20 detcI Pcpd2stoa"
Tho Dcekin pcrtested agiu Bascom's goin
Ioo cant he spared" shrieked he. Who
will run the biznis in yoor absence Is ther
a man in the Corners yuo daro trust inside
yoor bar mint? No, will GO"
Not so" shrieked Mcpeltcr, will go
ez delegate. | hev borne the heat and bur
den NV the day wuz with Forrest, aud
now that tier is a posishoh NV prof
wich is to say honor, | want it,
Issakcr Gavitt, with a face pale with dis
appointment, that he hadn't taken il when
it wua offered him, sworo that ef the Cav.
lit family wuz to be overlooked, why the
sooner Democrisy wuz buried tho better
Somewhere in the course NV my reOdin,
cum across an account nv the trouble
that wuz perdoost in a neurological heaven
by some cuss who tost in golden apple
labelled to the fairest,' or words to that
eiieck. The announcement that Belmont he'd
million aud half to invest in delegates
wuz the golden apple wich set us in an up.
roar. Every cuss in the convcnshun wanted
TO be a delegate immcjitly, aud tho result
wuz, the entire bilin come to blows. | he'd
tho mortihcashcn NV scein BasCom with his
fingers clutchcd in the neck tic NV the vcn-
cradle pOgram. lssaker GaVitt and MCPel-
ter wu2 similarly engaged, while wuz a
duin my level best TO restrain Podhnmmcr
from masacrcein nc. Had not Joe Bigler
aud Pollock arrived opportuonly, tho en-
tire Dcmocrisy NV the Corners wood hev
bin wiped out on the spot
1t wuz iiually settled 10y THROWN the
dice fer it, wich rool ought, 10y the way, 20
bo adopted 10y all Democratic bodies every.
where. Randall and McCulloch hev prac.
tist it with distinguished success in maxim
their appointments. Say thcr arc twenty
| applicants, or, to get ncorcr the Wooth,
three hundred, for any given place. Very
good. The hoad NV the department ascer-
lains first cf they are all Democrats. Theu
! three hundred clerks are detailed, and each
| clerk representa- an applicant, and they
| throw dice the lowest rCtirin every throw,
ouGl one is victorious, and the man repre-
sertid by him gifts the lace. 1t saves a
vast amount of labor in the cggsaminashnn
NV certIikits NV caraktcr and fitness, &c,
aud besides, its imparshcl All the appiut
menIs are now made in thai way at Wash
intou.
We adopted this device, and wuz made
delegate and Pogram alternate, the agree.
mcnt bcin that whatever we got over cX
penscss wuz TO he divided eka!ly. Then a
holy calm succeeded tho storm Nv pashen
wich he'd ragged We go, NV coorsc, unin'
structcd, fer obvius reasons. Ef We wuH
instructed whcr wood be the obiick NV our
gon ? 1t is not sich that Belmont will go
[ur.
The uncertainty NV the result nv the con.
vcnshun Il say uncertainty, for who kin
tell wich candidate hcz the most money =?
heZ occasiOncd me vast amount nv
trouble. hcv bin laborin assidyusly to
git our people into frame NV mind to be
CT ioOsiastic over the nominee, 10 matter
who it is, or wat platform he is put onto
To bring this about hov he'd en- in frcnt
NV Bascom's every mite for n week training
nv en-. ranged them iii a row and takin
my posishen in front, give the word like
iuclishy olser.
"Attcnshen !" Bez l. "Ror for Chase and
Morriscy! Togcther!"
Rur for Cha" but ther they broke
down. ....
''rarson! :" scd Dcclin Pogram, 81 cant
Give me week or two TO practis alone hy
myself, and possibly ] kin make it. Tho
spirit is wiin but the flesh is week,
Issaker Gavitt pertcstid kim" sed he
possibly 90 Chase but spOzn they pm
Sumner on the tikkit with him? Sumner
wont GO
at won't do.r scd l, stcruly, "'Ror for
Chase and Amerky for white men!
"'Ror 20
,"'Ror for Chase, Brick pomery and ckal
suffrage"
"'Ror I" shouted they commercially.
"'Ror for Chase, "A. johnson and Mayor
Mouroc!
"'Ror.
"'Ror for Chase and Repudia,hen"
viii that be the slogan il Chase is nom
mated? asks the Deekin.
at will-down here. 'Ror"
"'Ror" yelled +hcy all
"'Ror for Chase, Fernando Wood, and
death to niggers."
"'Ror!"
"Ror for Chase and Fred Douglass"
"'Ror!" ...- $500
"'Ror for Chase, Pendlcton and no taxa.
shen for an unconstooshnel debit
"Ror!" ......t.,.t
"'ROr for Chase, Hancock and resora.
shen on our plan"
"'Ror for Hendricks, Chase and general
amnesty !!
"Ror."
avery good" sed I, cncouragingly. "Very
good, your feasibility is more than sposed.
Remember, nay brethren, ef Chase does
stick in yoor throats at the beginin, that
the Chase yoor hollern for aint the Chase
VOC yoost to d-n. Remember that that
partkeler Chase died some time since. He
went out and heznt bin hcerd nv since. He
wuz metGmorphosed like a grub. lie shed
! his AbliShnism and the nOshens wiclI i'm.
| PEELED 700 TO hate him, and ez he comes TO
| us, hc is nv us. We hev bin recrooted in
! that way for some time. Their aint but
one Presidency, halleloogy, and we'rc tol
! Iably ccrtin 10 git, sooner or later, all them
who git ihcr eye fixed on that place, but
are onatle to put any other part nv their
bodies ther Let us watch and pray. Ey
ercise daily on all these candidates and all
these platforms for the good Lord who
alone forekuows the decisions of petit
| Jury, only knows wich nv en- we shell be
compelled to hnoray for Let us accustOm
ourselves to all, that we may enthuse at the
| beginning and strike terror to the harts nv
our foes" And | disIhist EN- with my
blessin
to wunst went home and burned all my
old speeches and sermons on the ngGer.
destroyed remorselessly all the banners aud
notices wicl he'd any reference TO the ETH.
opian, and otherwise cleared the decks for
aclshen. We may bev to go into the fte with
Chase and uiggcr suffrage. want to com
mence early, so ez TO git niggerphoby com
plelely ont nv my system. Its rnther
reUchin is these poltikle gymnastics, but !
am ekal to this or any other emergency.
PETROLEUM V. NASBY, p. N.
(Wich is Postmaster J
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SPEAKER CoLFAx haying been appealed TO
| TO settle dispute concerning the pronun.
citation of his name, returned the following
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