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Notice.
Wanted.

NTEN-wE WANT MEN TO STUDY
wi their own interest. An enterprisinp
man can clear from $50 to 500 per tiay nv
having the full and exclusive right to manu-.
facture and sell De Wits Patent Aurora OIL
In single county. This is the surest money
making business ever offered in this country
and is protected by law. Light we mnstt
have, and this is the best and cheapest IN the
world. This oil can be manufactured for 20
cents per gallon. barrel included, and retails
full as high as coal oil. No machinery NJ.
CURED. Material for its manufacture can he
had in any town of note In the country, and
is inexhausttble; the process for mRnfacturri-
ing Is very simple, quick and sure. This OIL
Is superior to any burning fluid or oil sold in
the United States, and there never has been
an accident from the use of this celebrated
oil; 1t can not be exploded by any fair tesT
known TO the best scientific chemists In the
countryi II burns longer than coal OIL and
gives light equal in every respect to fas
Any lamp that win burn coal off or fluid viii
burn the Aurora with any of the Improved
burners. The right TO a whole State on this
valuable patent, which has l6 years to nm
is sure fol tune. Our terms are moderafe
and liberal, and to those who wish 10 do
business with Us we will pay your fare to and
from our city II We do not prove to Won Ali
and more than we have stated.
Tor further particulars call on or address
f. II. DE WITT, Grant House, cor, OF Main
and Madison sts., Wheeling, W. Va.
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$40 TO $40 a day Guaranteed

SIooD AGENTS wanted to Introduce our
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TODD-SHEPPARD-O the morning Of
the 18th of May 1885, by Rev. ]. McC. Blayney,
of Frankfort, KY, Rev. MARTIS L. TODD,
of Richmond, KY, TO Miss GEHEvIEvE,
of Lexington, KY.
May that God whose servants this couple
are, watch over their united lives and bless
them with unalloyed happiness.-LeIhngto
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FOR AUDITOR-

nREditoTJ NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. announce
lS the name OF CAPT. THOMAS BoGGRSs
of spencer, Roane county, as a candidate fol-
Auditor, subject to the Republican State
niHy7.dGW4w MANY VOTERS.
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Valuable West Va. Lands
FOR SALE.

WE OFFER ON GOOD TERMS $50
w acres of valuable timber land in
Richie county, situated near Ellenboro Sta
ton, Parkersburg Branch Bait. a o. b. r.
TO 800 acres in Harrison county, adjoining
the thriving town OF Cherry Camp, II miles
west of ClAfksburg and 70miles east OF Par-
kersburg. good sou, partly improved; at a
depth Of ~ n 9 n vein of coal. Churches
and schools conyenientA For particulars en-
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arett, advertisements.
For cincinnati louisville q 81. Lon
Notice.

THE MEMBERS OF BATES LODGE
No. 80 A. f. & A. Masons are hereby mott;
nd 10 attend the communication TO be held
this evening for the purpose OF electinS
ri. a. CHANDLER,
myS2lt Secretary.
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FOR CONRREsS.

NEBFdiEors NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. announce
10y JAMES q. MCGREW, ESQr., OF Preston
county. as a candidate for Congress in the I'd
District OF w. Va, subject TO the decision OF
the Republican Congressional Convention.
my2-tc MANY VOTERS OF TAYLOR Co.
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FOR SECRETARY OF STATE.

n~EpMetSS. EdiLoTS:-Please announce the
HSS name Of Col. EDWIN FREY, as can
didate for the office OF Secretary of the State,
subject TO the decision OF the Republican
State Convention, a nd Obllge
anF28.fo MANY VOTERS
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POu CONcVPl1

r%we are authorized 10 announce Hon.
GS CHESTER ID. HUBBARD, of Ohio coun-
~, as candidate for reelection from the
First Congressional District, subject to the
decision OF the Union Republican Conven-
tIon. aprl8
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anulunHlfet1ents.
FOE AUDITOR.

n~we are authorized 10 announce the
HS name of WM. GREGG, OF Ohio county
as a candidate for Auditor, subject 10 the de
eision OF the Republican State convention
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.fHF-as FOX AuD4IOK
O~EdNorS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. announce
EES the name OF 3. q. w. MORRISON, of
Wheeling, Ohio county. as n candidate for
Auditor, subject 10 the Republican State
myi9.tc MANY VOTERS.
FOR AUDITOR OF STATE.
NR Editors ntelliOencer-PIease announce
lsSS the name of ALvARo r. GIBBEEs OF
W God county, as our candidate for Auditor
OF State, subject 10 the acton OF the APP
State Convention.
nyI8-tc REPUBLICAN, VOTERS.
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FOR CONGRESS-.
ND Editors InfelLigencer-PIease announce
HrY the name OF GEN. i. II. DUVALI as our
candidate for Congress from this (frsD Con
OCCASIONAL District, subject TO the action of
the approaching State Republican Conven-
mar7l MANY CITIZENS.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20
Ealinal CafAchism.

Enter long haired Sunday School teacher
and TO shor, haired boy:
Wha, is the iirs, duty Of every child O
God and humanity!
Hoy--Hcwl until he Get. on office.
Tencbor-Wha' is his next duy!
Boy How Iur another.
Teacher- Wha, is The chief duty in n
fcc'
Bov-Grsb al he can. keep wha, h,
grabs. and howl Tor more.
Tea'bef-- iiue shnil he keep himself i,
nd others out!
3 y-Gy calling every one " o cppose
i'm oopperhead, rebel and traitor. with re,
hsnds.
sacher--Wha' is a Democrat!
Boy-A copperbead.
Teacher-Who, is a copperhesd.
Boy--A Seven headed snake. always he
ag killed and never desd--'Ihs worm
shich never deih.'
Teacher--ls he dangerous!
Bny-fes. 10 some place..
Where!
Bny-A The bslic, box.
Te cher-Where nre they found?
Boy--ln every State and Territory, and
very numerous in Kentucky.
scher--How are they madel
Bov--By reading the ac,s and doings Of
ne lOih Congress.
Teacher What are ,hey made Of.
Buy--H nest Republicans.
Teacher-Do loi? ofiiee holders ever turn
10 be oopperheads!
B"y-Never.
iTeacher-What is chief end supreme de.
sire nnd longing Of your moral spiritual and
csrnal nature!
Boy-Whai!
T.acher-W Wha, dc you want 10 be.
Boy--A copperhead.
Exit long har in disgust.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20

ONO AEo MISSISSIPPI RAILROAD If tho
extension Of The Ohio end M.sissipfi Rsil.
r1"d can be bfonghl 10 ,his civ il viii In.
"ngunie new era IN the business prosper.
NY OF New A lhsny. 90 well as prove Of the
utmost adva n,sge to The road By leaying
JefrrsonyiIie two miles 20 the South. and
making New A ibany iis river terminus the
ro' would prove Of ncalrulnb!e advantage
to our CRY. 1ndeed, the people Of New
albany can well afford to pay one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars as bonus. i, need
be, 10 secure the road here and pr.yent ito
'onrhing Jefersorville. We hove already
spoken several times of the inevitable re-.
snit OF 'he extension OF The road here from
North Vernon; the bpi,ainv If nso,her
b'snch TO connect with same road at or ear
Viaceunee, !, is true that pucb branch
would De incs'cUlable advantage 10 The road:
bot i would also be Of eqasl advantage
to New Albany. Il would open to this CITY
direct and communication with the rich iron
mines and coal Ids in the coun,ie. Of Mar
III, Greene, Cisv. Daviass ard Knox. It
would secure TO New Albany nearly If no,
AZ me rsds OF the, portion OF The State
between this city and 'VD1ennes, and also
= large and profitable trade from Soulborn
Indiana. Such branch, in connection
with tie one from North Vernon, woul psy
the compeny very largely, in the local trade
alone. to cay nothing NJ the immense
through business 10 Cincinnati and ,he East,
md 81 Louis and the WeS Southwes, and
A lbany Commercial
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20

0J-Jdees,' says Vol,aire, are like boards.
Men only get them when they grow up, and
women never have any Wha, a wretch.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20
A Cloud Of Crasshoppers

A plague Of grssshoppers is again SWEEP
'bR overs large part ol Texls The fol-
lowing extract Of letter from j hn n
Cochran, dsled a, Bslknsp on The 18Th ul
Describes the first appearance OF the pesi:
Yesterday, the 18th. j. saw sight which
i hope no mortal man will see agein.-
About 3 o'clock in the afternoon, ] wen, 10
the door, snd observing that the sun shore
but dim!y looked Tor ibe cause. saw in
The distant west what took 10 be The snoks
"f en immense FIRE, but on looking close !
p"ceived that il war not smoke. Whs, is
y was the inquiry OF every one. both old
and yonng. IL continued 10 approst h. and
IN about two hours come near enough 10 ms
TO see that it vas q dsDse mass of moving
matter. Nearer and nearer, DINNER and
DINNER the sun shinss-we see ahoi il is
the Egyptian plague! From the rvouod uo
ward as Tar ss the eye could see. on eccoun,
OF their denseness, was an smo s, solid mass
Of living moving insec,s--grssshoppers
All who ss~ The sight sgree tbs, for very
square inch Of surface over which they ere
1y ying, there mn-t have been no lsss than.
me bushel Of grssshoppers. This body OF
3 sec,s was moving ahead of norihwes,i
Mind. j. was some three miles wide, aud ~
ong each way as the horizon Yves to us.-I
fhls could be eeen before they approached
YEAR enough 10 distinguish uhat sney were;
'fter they reached US the view wss very lin
ted, on account OF The dsnsensss Of the moss |
Iney passed over in o northeast directions.
MI We have millions lelt Of the first com.
ng. Tale lie no exspgArniion.
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How to settle Dispntes.

cross grained. surly man, too crooked
by ns'ure TO keep still, went over one 10 his
neiehbor. Mr. F.. remarkably cool. calm,
nouresistant, and addressed him thus:
'Tbst piece Of fence over there (poin,inp
in cer'sin direction is mine, and you shan't
have IT,
Why replied Mr. F, you mus, be mis-.
taken, | think"
'Np. no. it's mine and I shtIl keepit.'
Well said neighbor +, Suppose we
:eeve il 10 any lawyer you shall choose
4 woG': leave il to any lawyer.' said the
'oiher.
Well continued Mr. F. shall we leave i,
TO any four men in The village that you shall
eeiec,r
NO. ! sholl have the fence
Not at all discomposed Mr. p, said:
We'll. neighbor. then | viii leave /, n
you whom the fence belongs 10 whether
you or myself
Struck dumb by this appeal the wra,hv
ms" turned away, convicted By his own con.
science, saying: Il won, have ANYTHING to
on with man that won't contend for bis
rights
MrF. has often remarked lie rever could
wish TOR better Eeighbor than this man
proved sherwsrd. He never alluded 10 the
tence or the conversation.
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To KEEP THE FEET DRY.-We notice in
cur exchanges numerous recipes for making
shoe leather water prosf. most of Them CON.
pounds, involving considerable trouble in
snd more or less expense, and none Of them
hslf 30 good az the simple article castor oil.
which can be bought at the drug stores for
twenty five or fifty cents plat according
10 your locality. apply il 20 the boot when
Dry, sna soak il By the fire un,il The leather
is saturated. Treat the soles 10 the same
way, beire careful to dry well, so thu, they
will not grease the carpets. We once
treated pair OF calf boots in this way, and
'ew days after we walked five miles in
IN entursied snow and water from six 10 Ten
inches deep Q. every step, and came out
with feet perfectly dry. Castor oil will keep
the leather soft. piisble and black, though
not glossy, and quite ippervious 70 water.
Wisconsin Farmer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20

MOT long since. green looking Ver
monier walked into the Office o! DR. G 7
Jackson, the Chemist.
Or Jackson, presume said he.
Yes. sir
Are you alonev
'Yes, sir
May l lock The doorl and he did 80. apt
having looked behind the sots ard satisfie,
himself that no one else was in The room
he placed q large bundle done up in vel
low bsndanEa on the table and opened il.
There. Doctor, look st that
Well said the Doctor, Il see it.
What do you cell that, Dociorp
Il call il iron pyrites.'
'What! said the man, isn't that stuff
coldr
No, ssd the Doctor, 'l's good for moth.
ing; it's pyrl'rs; and putting sume over thc
fire in a shovel it evoporated up the chin
ney.
WAL said the poor fellow, with q woe
begone look there's a widder WON n 10 in
town has a whole hill full OF that. and I've
been and married her
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RAILROAD FROM vrscEssEs 70 Lru,svrrrr,

RAILROAD FROM VINcEssEs TO LOUISVILLE
We publish to-day short artcle from
the New Albany Commercial, in regard to a
prof ac,ed reilroad direct from Vincennes TO
that city. II is strange iha, there has not
been a railroad direct from here 10 Louis.
vile wears ago. Such q road would pass
through rich country now deprived of
such facilities and give TO Louisville the con.
troll Of sn immense trade on the whole line.
which she is geographically entitled to, and
which she could have by merely extending
her hand in the right spirit. We commend
this matter 10 the attention Of the capira.
ists and business men OF that srea, and
growing ciy.--Vincennes Sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20


The NEXT CONGRESS. The members Of
the House Of X preseniatives Of ,h. mex,
Congress hsve been elected for al the States
excep, New Hampshire and Connectlcu,.-
They stand divided--l34 Republicans 10 "A
ID mocra's The members from The two
States yet to choose will probably be s Re-
publicans and Democrats, making the
House s'and 1876 Republicans to 76 Demo
Gratis This is a Democratic gain OF ~,
and il will destroy the presen, two.ihirds
strength Of the Republicans, so tha, when
Grant veioes an extreme Radical measure
in accordance with whs, he believes TO be
the vii! Of the people, the Democrats will
have the power to sustnin him and thwarl
the ultraists II they choose.
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TaiIors Defended.

tailor Possesses The quslries OF nine
men combined in one. as will be seen by
The following observs,ions:
i As an economist, he cuts bis co "a, &C.
corJing 10 his cloth.
2 As a, gardener, he is careful Of his cab.
brge.
3. As a sailor, he sheers off wherever il
is proper.
4 A play actor, he often braudishes .
bare bodkin
8 As lawyer. he attends many suits.
= As execU,ioner. ne provices suspe en-
ders or g'Ilows for nnny persons.
= as cock. he is generally furnished
with warm goose
8 As a sheriiifs cficer, he does much q,
spongag.
o. AS rational and ScrprursI divine, hi.
great oim is to form good habits, tor the
oenef, Of himself and Others.
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In ExceIIen, Snake Stnar.

a itiend OF ours in Benton coun;y. no
more 'han hundred miles from Pond Grove
Is exceedingly ford Of getting a joke upo,
b's neighbors, end enjoys laugh even
his own expense. The tables were la,e,
turned so nicely upon him, however. thu
We doubt whether he will try his hsnd al ,
Ike ngsin for long time.
lie WIS lately crossing q field on his pyemi
ses when ne tell peculiar sensation in hi.
fowsers leg. and IN an instant The terrible
suspicion fastened upon him that there was
a snake there. Putting ou, his hand 10 a.
certain, IT came in contact with wha, he
supposed 10 be the head OF the reptile. il
fl shed across his mind al once ,bs, The. only
hone of his life lay in his ability to grasp
and firmly hold the head until he could ob
tain assistance and exuica.e himself from the
unpleasant predicpment. Seiziog it there
tore with one hand, he started 4, full tilt for
the house, bout halt mi e distant. As he
ran he could feel he reptile wr;gplinu
around his leg. He was fairly bsthed in q
cold sweat al the thought that il might free
iseif from his grasp md give him he falal
blow While far awny. from help. ond fear
lent wings TO bis fee, A. he approached
the barn. where his wife was a, work. he
became fearful Of ,he:,errib'e ff &C, ii mishtI
have upon her to reveal his dan erous si,u
alton, ard he, therefore. slipped silly in All
he back door. Gorg into one Corner. le
c'Ves'ed finself OF his clothing (he had
sicked of his boots on he wsy) drew forth
ihe cause Of bis terror. and with o sease OF
relief hurled it violently from him Ii struck
the ra'ters above, then Tell 10 ih. floor sndl
revealed 10 his rs'onished gszs-an old piscel
OF rope, which he had put, ss he had sup.
posed into his pocket, bu. which had slipped
down inio bis t'owsers leg. The movement
of walking had produced the wriegiinsI
which bad hi fret attracted his attention. -
AS he ran. Of course, Tho motions bee me
more violent. A knot on one end he had
mistaken fos The head and had been holding
I as with The grasp of death.
Ills wife, good eoul, ives a, frs, nearly
frightened TO death. then s!mos, aupheo
ierself TO death. The story was TOO good
Q Keep and soon his neq bors were ark
ousiy ioqpiring regarding hls recovery from
us 'snsse bts.' We hive often heard OF
'ersors having snakes in their boois,' bu,
'ever in that way before.
Lstayei,e. Ind Courier. 2ls,.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20

A BEAUTIFUL THoUGHr.-Gcd knows WIN
keys in the human soul to touch, in order IA
draw out The eweetes, snd mos, perfec, har
monies. They msy be The minor strains o,
sadness aud sorrow; they may be the lof,ic,
notes of JOY and gladness. God knows
where The melodies OF our nature are, and
what discipline will call them forth. Some
with paiouvc songs must walk in iowly
vaes Of life's wea-y wsy: others 10 lof,ier
hymne shall sing Of nothing bu' jov. a. they
tread 'he mountaiB.tops Of Ute; bu, they
all unite without discord or jar, as the
ascending an hem OF loving and believing
hearts finds its way into the chorus Of the
redeemed in Heaven.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20

PLENTY OF LeGs.-The Portsmouth IN.
II } Chronicle enys: A. neighbor Of ours
srys that hogs lard 10 the bes, thing he can
find 20 mix with The dough he gives TO the hen
l.c says 'hs, one cut OF ,his Ia, az large ss a
walnut, will set hen TO laying Immediately
after she hae been broken up from setting. and
and lha: by feeding them with the fax occa.
sionslly. his hens continue to lay through
the winter. a.f
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NE The total number Of human being.
on the earth is computed nj 9.OOU. .OOO. 600
and they spesk O23 different tongues.
The average duration Of human life |.
lhirty-three and one ha,f yents.
One fourth Of those born, die before they
nre seven years old-oDe half before they
are seventeen.
Out of one hundred persons only six reach
the age Of sixty.
out OF five hundred persona only one at.
tain the age OF eighty nine.
Sky persons die every minute.
Tall men live longer than short ones.
Married men live longer than single once.
Rich men live on sn average. forty two
yesrs. but poor ones but thirty. There is a
drunkard to every forty four.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20
The Old Log House.


The old log house, the swalows nook,
With ihough,iui care bestowed;
The rustic b'idee, The bobbling brook,
The pens,ock BY The road;
The maple trees, where every morn,
The birds sung Ger urd o'er;
The golden ears Of rpeOed corn
That hung beside The door.
The little window. ove'grown
W'h hnneysuck les gay,
Through which the sunboams brightly shon,
Through half the sumner dsy;
ITbc soft low hum Of wildwood bees
hmong HE garden flowers;
The music of the rusting leoves
Tim, weke the passing hours.
The porch where roses fordly cling,
The docr that opened wide,
The wooden la'ch. the leather string,
Ths' always hung outside.
The Widespread hearth and easy chair.
The pictures on The wall;
The white haired father sitting there
Ah. yes, SEE them OIL
The liishpos,.beds'ecd cur,aincd 'round.
Where mother always SLEPT;
The old o'k chfs' with leather bound,
Where al my clothes were kept;
Tne io'v Book npon The stand,
80 toll u heavenly lieh'.
The pressure oi D fsthel's hand
a moiher's kind good night.
oh! how these scenes o. former years,
That loGg since passed away,
10 al the ;ruih'u' Ugh, appear
Before nav eyes 70 da,!
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20

G~rThere is areport thu, Brigham Young
is going 10 retire TO private life with the
$3O00,O00 which no has made by bic pro.
fession as prophet.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1868-11-20
Conundrums.

% When man loses building lot. is
ne bind! Don't know; but he has certuin-
ly been deprived Of his site.
O. When ore ladies' wais's illtempered,
Ans --Whet they are wsspish.
o. Why shoud weddings always be Gel
ebroted in The beiivy! Because It's the pro
per place for bell ringing.
n Vhv is II easy TO break into an old
mans house. Because his gait il broken
md bic locks are lev.
o. Why was Eve the frs, riiualisf com
verl? Because che began being evan.
gelical, and ended by taking 10 ves,men,s
The Van Buren press., 1868-02-21
Drugs and Medicines

NoDFRY'S Cordial; Bateman's Drops; Laudo
NJ nun, Paregoric, Mel Lane aud Fahncstocks u
Nwmifge Mel aus, Lees Ay,r, and Shaiicn.
burgers Pills; Pain Killer; S,al,lmg, Cline: Maei.
,,aage' Browns E's Ginger Sedlits Powders; Copnl
Narn'sh; Spts Turrcntino; Liusccd OH. Sn.
salts; i.ampblack +; Marking Dusbys; Bottle Corks
indigo; Nader, Coppcras; Concentrated 1--we,
EXT logwooj, Yeast Powders, &C. dc, For sslc
Uy CO. SCOTT / %.
The Van Buren press., 1868-02-21
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bottles toone address,, So ........T. T....
One bottle is sufficient to effect a cure in all or.
dinary cases. ...... ..
ALSO DR. JOINNILLE'SSPECIFfG PILLS
for the speedy and permanent cure Of Gonoprhea
elect, Urttlral Discharges, Gravel Structure, and
all affections Of the Kidneys aud Bladder Cures
ELECTED in from one to five days, They are pre-
pared from vegetable extracts that are harmless on
The system, and never nauscae The stomach or i'm
prgnate the breath No change Of diet is ncccs
saly while using them, nor DOES their action i'm
any mannc Interfere with business pursuits. Pric,
81 per box.
Either OF the above mentioned articles win Lc
sent to any address, closely sealed, and post paid,
by mail or express, on receipt Of price. Address
all orders to 70 Box iG7, Dunkirk n. Y.