White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1868-03-19
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u II. Indennerech. the eseessionef Of Paris.
has improved the suiil0siss a.d il manage
mens. to such An extent tAas hs can cut q .
mans head in six seconds ien he dine hs
reaches the s.adold. II The vicsia 10 osly ae-
eoumodating. He b rich, hss lbllovs his pso-
fession fron philanshropie notivss.
u A school trustee In Western virsiaia,
who. being unable 70 read asd write. vas oblig-
ed to take eensas Of The children in his de
tric'. accomplished IL by filing pocket uish
red and white beans. Whea be met boy he
put red bean 10 side pocket, and girls we're
represented BY white beans In another recepta.
Gle. When be thought be had got all. be
counted the beans.
u Hon. Martin Grover, 4 distinguished
Democratic leader in New York, once gave q
terse and graphic description Of Democrat.
"A Deuoerat," he said. Ifs man uho don't
believe that God ever made anybody quite ~
good as himself, and a Id few worse"
p The alacrity Of old NJ. weIles, the Sec.
retary Of the Navy, in indorsing Mr.. Johnson's
account Of his conversation of January IA, with
General Grant. reminds us Of s,ying of Mr.
Lincoln. "If there is ever any difference in
the Cabinet" said Mr.. L., with twinkle in
his eye, "there is one thing Am always certain
of-the member from Connecticut is sure to bs
on my side. ."-Nen Ywl san.
p Tue Nashville Gsseste Is rejoicing in
the fact that the "digniiy Of the South" and
the majesty of suffering in her woe," "crushe,
her pc secutors more eaectually than could the
iron heels Of her charging squadrons." Thi.
is very fine. but We don't see the marks of ths
"cru.hing" in this ricinity.-N. Y. Times.
p Mrs. Csdy Stanton has been selectin,
the next President. She pronounces Ben. wad'
q good looking man, and singled out Mr. Ros
eoe Conkling xs the "ablest and handsomes
man in the Senate" She dislikes the Presi
dent because he has "dark face. and BY o,
means al imposing appearance"
p The Louisville Journal says the Presi
dents last letter ''rcduces Grant to greas
spot, and wipes him out with the Cabinet.
This is very good, At least as regards the Cabi
net. They are either grease wipers or nos
wipers for johnson, As best suits his whims
The next operation in the wiping line We leav
the active Imagination Of Prentice 70 supply
Caiesse Post.
~ Olive Logan tells Of suffering Southern
woman who ''had not eaten bite foe neari
four years, and had not slept wink since th
first gun was fred on Sumter" who receive,
$l3 from some charitable ladies 10 New York
and Immediately sati.aed the terrible gnawins
OF hunger by the purchase'of a point lace cola
at Stewart's.
y The Springfield Register, State organ o
the Illinois Democracy. nominates Gen. Green
backs for President. The Peoria Transcrip
sees therein typographical error. and say
Gen. Graybacks was meant.
II President Harrison appointed Tom Ew
ing to his Cabinet. and died in one month
President Taylor appointed him to his Cabinet
and died in six months. And nov Andy want
him! But it is pleasant to know that th
Senate will have mercy upon him. and den
his request. II has no desire to kill him oi
in any such roundabout way.
az Thur'ov Wesifys hat Monssonm.
Blair has been the cause Of all the trouble be
tween the President and Mr.. Stanton. II,
says that If Blair "had been q contemporary o
Adam and Eve, he would have rendered tn,
presence and vocation Of the serpent super
fuous."
u Jere. Black is reported to have recently
talked to a Senator after this fashion: Tn.
papers talk about me a. the Presidents chic
adviser. That's all humbug; he sends fol
me sometimes, but he rarely follows nv ad
vice; if he did he wouldn't make such ID
fool Of himself 90 often.
r We ask the plain and open question
and call for answer from the loyal men: Die
you ever hear . Democrat of the modern
school, speak of the onstitutionality of shs
late rebellion7 They pra.e about the mean
Federal soldiers, about the thieving militia,
about the constitution. about bonds, about
taxes. but their prating is all on the side Of
the rebels. Put these facts In your pipe and
smoke them. a
D 1t is quite soon aser the threshing re.
ceived BY the Democracy during the war, for
them to resume their threatening attitude, bu.
yet We dnd the leading organs of that party
already sttering their disgusting brags. For
instance, the Detroit Free Press says that II
the Denocrasic party shall be defeated next
election. leading Radicals win be chung to
the nearest lamp posts" We suggest to the
Free Press the addition of the other little
Democratic diversions, practiced in SO, viz:
Burning orphan asyluns in New York and
roasting little children over slow fires.
u There are 10 Kansas fifty millions Of
acres Of land, mostly untitled. Abundant va.
ter powers await improvement. The needed
people arc migrating ssmepAere. All ve have
TO do, is, to make our resources and our wants
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