Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1868-01-09
A RORRID DE CRPTI0NT'
YOUNG LADr snoorlaaIr DlorlvuD !


Not long since, young man supposed q
posses good principles, but no fortune Of
fered his hand and heart 10 fair young
lady with snug little fortune Of $50 000--
The offer was fully considered, and finally
refused, on the ground that the young man
showed too many years above the young
lady; though he was really but tWenty.six.
Yet his fneIside whiskers and hair were
tinged with an awful sprinkling Of hosrV
white and gray, and fairly indicated 4
round score more Of years than he had rs.
ally seen. To the young man the refusal
came like frosty blanket in . cold night
What was to be donel What could be
done2 True, his head came out from under
his "FELT" white as coon after snow
storm-but must this divide them.
At oRce he left the city. Time passed On
and the young lady received another Offer
No objection to the 6ne and beautiful loveR
could be found. His head was PERFECT.
and his raven locks had q most beWitcbine
lustre. Due time was taken and the other
accepted; the day fixed; every desired prep.
aration made; the minister notified, and
the thing done. She happy couple departed
in matrimonial peace aud triumph.
Three balmy days passed away, when the
loving young husband threw his gentle arms
around his better half by $50.0o0, and said.
Darling, what do you think Of my white
hnirs now2" Theistartled and astonishSd
bride with uplifted hands, exclaimed, "Ros.
coe R., is it possible2 Am l deceived
Tell me quieklyll" The smiling, jubilAuG
husband roguishly replied, "No, you are mob
deceived, 1t is l, you are NINE. And this I
owe to "Van Aliens Vegetable Hair Roster.
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finest fabric.
2D-PeOple whose heads may have become
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