The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-03-26

hovout yoo 10 undergo! Oh, John-
son, from what hev yoo escaped
a prominent Eastern Democrat
wrote cg follows;
"Defy Cougris and let 'cm impcach
700. Dare em to do their dirty
d--dCst. Er they shood hist 700, all
the bettor 1t will be an immense
help toward the oleckshun NV Nc
Clcllau. Think how much 700 kin
do for the coz in this way, aud stand
Grm. Visit Hartford on yoor way to
Tennessee"
\ Western pimokrat wrote:
eve all applaud yoor courage and
rcsoloshn. Let the Rump impccch
aud remove yoo, and it makes certain
the triuoph Nv Pondlolou. Stand by
yoor colors. Yoor Impeachment is
orr hope. Shcl we see 700 at Gin.
cinnati on yoor way to Tennessee
A Southern Dmokrat wrote;
"Bo Grm-bo irH. The impccch-
meut NV yoorself will raise sich n
storm NV indigpashuu in the North,
and sich sympathy for Southern
Dimokrats cz to mako the uomina-
shun NV even sich men ez Breckin-
ridge cortin. OF stand frml Let
EN- impccch 700. Yoo arc, now, NV
vast yooso 70 the oozl will meet
700 at Louisville aud accompany
700 to Tennessee"
"McClellan Pcullcton Brcckin-
ridgcl' shouted the President "what
nv me2 Am | to bleed solely for
their benefit Ncycr.r Aud Audoo,
who isn't quite cz much uva philoso
pher as Sokrates, busted into tccrs.
swearin' that he'd SEQ cm blest afo re
he'd sokrifs miuit NV his term for
anybody's yoosc but his own.
Tho next was from a Assessor in
Gllinoy, who went on to remark that
he wood be glad to support him, but
q decent regard for tho interests NV
his family indikatcd different corsc.
He had espouscd the coz NV the Pre-
sident agin Congress for the sake NV
the position, aud the President Good
well understand that !. wuz no more
1::aAult to change now, to keep a
oils than it wuz to change two ycers
ago to git one. IIe wuz at this time
bizzily engaged in supportin' Con-
girls. "Call it not ingratitood, said
he, 81 wuz in the market theu, and
am now, porcisely cz wuz all them
wich you led captive out the Republi.
kin party. lie is cggregis ass who
worships the settin sun, when by
turning around he kin let the golden
rays Nv the risin orb beam onto him. f"
At this pint, and long aforo tho
afflicted President had recovered from
the blows, Giddy Wcllcs' nephew,
who had been out on a scout. return
ed with report Fust, he he'd
notist that every burned one nv the
cusses who he'd bin besoegin the
White House for appointments. Cor
months past, was now doggiu Sona,
tor Wade around; that they waited
Indoors, at the door nv the Sonit
Chamber, aud that thoy beseegod his
hotel Secondly, that the Constitce-
shuel Ioonyun Club wuz then in sos-
sion, and wuz just debatin the qucs-
ton whether t) change the namo of
tho Clubs to tho "Ekal Rights Asso.
siashen," the "Imparsee Suffrage
League" or the "Radiklo Brother.
hood T. Third, ihat the oonserya-
tive clerks in the Department wuz all
organizin themselves in Grant and
Wade clubs, and that already one NV
the Department clubs he'd ordered
1000 Grant medals, turnin' in the old
johnson medals they he'd been wearin
as part pay.
"Good Hevcns!' said His Eggs.
lency. 3"
"Wat olso Good 700 expoct?" re-
tordid Randall, "we bot 'em cheep
and they arc chcep men, l may do
the same thing aiore mite. The ex-
pertinent NV buyin up a party at so
much he'd hoz bin tried afore, and
hez alluz failed afore, very much
like the ice nv perpetooal moshcn
Yoo ken git considerable enthoosiasm
ez long eZ yoor proyender hold out,
but then -. The fact is yoo didn't
get no lepablikens worth hcvin, aud
voc aint Of no yoose to the Democ
ricy. becoE 700 eood'nt carry omff Nv
them Ropublikous over TO do 'em
any good. My deer sir. yoor in a
tito place. We're retired physicians
whose sands NV life hov ueerly run
out. see afore me a long vista nv
piryit life. II sold myself ruther
cheep, but [ don't complain. / hey
about filed the measure ny my am
bishen-people forget in few yeors,
and ef they didn't, the Amerkin
people won t be good onuif to hold my
children responsible for what | hev
done, Some, uyf'sm-I hey keerfplly
KEEP en- away from Washington for
nearly three years may yet redeem
the nAmo NV Randall, eyon ez worthy
men by the name nv Arnold hev
managed to- 1.-Two aud be respoeiid--
their yirchoos more than balance 10
upiortinit name they WIZ Gust with,
But, A.. johnson, ypOr time is short.
The RoppbliIins ia furious, aud Dc,
mocrisy he'd ruther SEQ it than not. 1,
too, will visit yooo in yoor retire
ment in Tennesseo. = s8-4,
"NGorc iuyA-Johusan'int m IS cgggifefeels
Than fore The Senithid him by the heels
By the tims he wuz done talkin,
the balance NV m-hed all left the
room, aud when he wnz done hewent
too, loavin no one bat nc. The
scene wuz atIeetin. fDroppin his he'd
unto my buzzum, the sealdiug teers
rnnuio down, his cheeks, he exolaim-
ed in ia honer yoice H0ns by one
they 60, Mrs Cobb arst and the
balance immeiitly after Oh, what a
worlds th.smo sy.5 sd. ..iseg
| draw tho cuFtoln over his grief, !,
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