The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1868-05-29
NASBY.
The Impeachment Failure - The
Feellng at the White House-A
Dream, and Moral Reflections.

The Impeachment Failure = The
Feeling at the White House-A
Dream, and Moral Reflections.
WASHINGTON, d. c., May 10, '6S.
The happiest hours hev enjoyed
for years past over me last mite. -
The failyoor to impeech filled me
with Joy inexpressible.
Thank Hevin Halleloogy! Eff
wuz David l shood re string my
harp, eff | wuz Miriam l shOod order
fresh timbrel, ef / wuz Herodias
shood dance afore the King! For
we hev pervaled. Our shepherd hoy
hez met this Goliath NV Radicalisrn,
and with weapons wich he took from
his pouch hez conkered him. This
rapsody hez reference TO impeech-
ment exclusively.
When the vote wuz announced theI
wuz the widest enthoosiasm mani
tested. The streets wuz immejitly
filed with the faithful. Baltimore
and the cities further South he'd
vomitid all over WashintOn. Mrs,
Cobb, no longer in teers, he'd return
ed, the pardon brokers, whisky
spekilaters, and those who he'd diff
culties with courts on account NV ir-
Irregularities in the currency they
manufactured, wuz all here. and joy
full. COnfedrit Captains, Kernels and
Brigadiers forgot their respective
ranks land embraced each other in
the public streets, the gray coats
wich he'd seen servis at Anteetam
and Harper's Ferry made their ap
pearance agin, the drinkin saloons
filed up ez ef by magic, in fact, the
sceen reminded me very much NV the
revival nv the coz ON the 22d Nv
Febrooary, 1866.
At the White House there wuZ the
most terrific exhilerashun. The
President sat smilin serenely, Sekre-
tary Welles (blessins on his frosty
pow wnz ez lively ez the Dunder
berg, and Patterson wuz normal
The room wuz crowded with person:
eager to congratoolate the President
on his success, and every mint con
gratulstory dispatches wuz bein re
seeved, from all parts NV the coun
try, NV wich the fOllerin is samples
Moo YORK, 10Th.
We bev renood hope. The coun
try is safe. We are redeckOratiI
our club room. Portrates NV Fes
sender, Chase and. Trumbull nov
adern our walls between those O
Fernandy Wood, Bookannan ant
Peerse. The city is jubilant. Hal
to the noble eight!
CONCORD, N. H., 10th.
The Dimocrisy NV Moo Hampshire
send greetin TO Moo Hampsheer'
noblest.. son, Salmon r. Chase. w,
forgive and weicum him.
F. PEERcE.
Moo ORLEANS, 18th.
The city is ablaze with enthoo
siasm. My old ppleece is now para
din the streets, . cneerin Tor Chas.
Fessenden and Trumbull. Ez
write they are givin nine cheers ant
a tiger ez they pass the spot at vic
Dostie WIZ shot. Judge Abel de
sires me to add his cOngratulashuns
MONROE, Ex Mayor.
PEoRY, Ill, 10Th.
The circle wich hez a interest il
the handlin NV ardent sperits at thi
place, congratulates the Presiden
on his triumph over his land our
enemies. Their confidence in the in
tegrity Nv the.Senit WIZ not mis-
placed. They consider the none,
they contributed to bring about thi
result well spent, and will promptl
honor any draft made upon EN- TO
means to carry His Eggslency saf
thro the remainin ten articles.
BY order NV the Circle.
| The President promptly answered.
this telegram stain that no NOR
money was needed to be yOosed 70
impeachment purposes, ez the con
tire eleven articles. L.-H -.E
There were others from Morrissey
Vallandigham, and others, all bree
thin the same sperit NV thankfulni
for the result, and all acknowledge
indebtednis to the noble Republican
wich he'd brOt it about. These com
from my old Kentucky hOme;
Hallelooiayl I'll hev my niger
agin! Thank Hevin! My son Jo
, sier is even now findin out the
whereabouts. The Lord be praised
Hev already suhjoogated three u
i, EN-. Selah Bells is ringin AM
bonfires is blazin. POGRAM.
The Corners congratulates 700 ant
the President. commence work to
morrer on the enlargement NV IN.
distillery, wich wuz suspended wheI
the impeachment Onpleasantnis WI
begun. All hale MCPELTER.
Hale! all hale! Amid the gener
al rejoicin, can't 700 borer enuff t.
: pay the bill yoo owe me? The Cor
|, ners is blazin. Two niggers hev BIZ
hung on the public square, and Pol
locks store is in state NV siege
The boys are bound to clean him np
this time sure. bAsCOM.
I Couriers jist in from toards Gar
retstOwn. Within ten minits afte
the news reached EN- the Nigge
settlement wuz in blaze and tn
two Burow teachers there wuz report
ed missin. Glory enuff for Kentucky
i PUNT.
why sed / to Randall, who sa
moody and alone, don't yOO and til,
President share in the general ex
4 Iteration He dosn't seem to be th
least eggscited,'
4 tWhy shood we2' re''rted he
Doth the shepherd go alto spasm
over the sheep he hez sab in his fold
The fact is, our eggscitii time WI
several.weeks ago. while we wuz
buyin NV EN-, and arrangln for this
The Black Crook is rther startlin tt
the beholder fyom tie front, but 4
1.-THE managers who c@tracted for th,
Iless at so much psf, and arranged
the tablo it amt so stsrtlin.'