davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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ltad)rid)ten aus Whio.

| Seuer. = gBm. Ridols' aleioerIaben in Nen
Yblaoepbia, Suscaraipas County, brannte lebtt
gBode neoer. gerluit $1,000, gerideruns So, 600
5tbBise Sub. Srau ltneermann BON 3iffn
puroe ebten 5reitaa BON elmer Sub geitOBen uno 10
arg Sneeri9tet baB tie i4perlid nit Dem 9eben ba=
BON fonln1en miro. 1as Sass ast
ait. = Mattbias COLDER Elm garger bon Games
bile iieoete li6 Dor benabe iebenSig Sabren In e-
nen gountp an gr biente i'm Ssriege BON 1872 unb
1T jebt 107 Sabre alt.
3mei iunse gaepaare lieben fd por einisen
Sagen in OpDer trauert, un6 nod Dem Gniipfen oes
gan0es fubren fie auf bem 3emtuese in ibrer 6reu-
be geltreften @alopps our6 ole StraBen. Semur=
Den Dor oen Wapor sebrabt, Der iie UNI $40 ftrafe.
$500 in 8onos eeifobIen - 9ie 8pb-
nun9 pon Sr. Sames Hi1aroon, nelde on Der
gunmispille Hoa0 unaefdbr Meilen BON Cincinnati
9eIeeen lit, murbe in Der 9ienitags Nadt BON 0ie=
ben erbro6en, Die in ibrer Operation duBer erols-
reid maren. 3unddit rafften Die Sebe oas idmn,t=
lide Gilbergeitbirr, 8abel, 20ffel H. T. m. i'm @er=
tbe BON $500 Sulanlnlen un0 nla6ten lid onnn an
enpn feuerfelten 9eloihranf, melher i'm Sausflur
Itano llnelidlider 98eie NOR berielbe am abeno
porber nnperIdlDien gelaIIen, 10 baB Die Siebe 3u
i6rer lleberralhung iebr ledte Mrbeit battten uno
Die Summe bon $500 in Wer. ct. 5.20er Bombs
erbeuteten @
Sic Somilie ,uerfte erit am anbern Woraen nit
Sdrefen, baB lie beitoben iuoroen lei. @
Sn gonneaut rihtete IeBte @ode eine lleber=
5hipemmuns grDBen Sdaben an. 8ier 8riifen in
Der Iadbari6aft purben forteeihnsmmt nno
8ropns Wiablmiible in Stiide aertriimnert, unb
nebit bem san5en Snbalt IN ben See aeipalt. Sn
Wlontsomerp Gountp burdbrah Der Miami sSllB
ben Damn Der Sranflin Waiiernerfe nno ndl5te fitb
in elmer 8rete BON 300 Sub ourd Die angrenSenoe
Saru1 Ser Domm 1T fait gdnSlid Serit0rt
Senrp County freue bid. Sn SIb Garo-
lina bat Die gonpentiort Der tpeiBen uno idparsen
9aoifalen ben General G. g. Scott, @ebilJss Com
miiidr bes Sreeomens 8ureau, als ganoioaten fir
@ouperneur erwdblt. Scott ippbnte friiber in Sens
m gountp, Ohio, uno trat als Oberit 2eufenant in
oas 6S. Ohio &e9iment elm.
Ginlep Cope, Der nidt melt bon 5mithfielb,'
Sefferion gountp, tuobnt, fam auf foleenbe 9Beiie
su ieinem Sobe: Sein 8ferb gliti6te auf benz Gife
aus unb fel auf ibn. Sein ihlper bei4doistes gsin
muBte abgenommen perben unb er ifarb am ndditen
Sa9e.
Iod) bon Der aften Welt. Gin Wann gla=
mems Saulfner, fait so Sabre alt, trof fir3Id BON
g8eiton, Connecticut, in Glepelono Elm. ct hotte
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19
: 0ie @taatspabl in Nep Sampibire, bi

= 9ie Gtaatsnabl in Nep Sampibire, bic
lebten Sienitas itattfanb, ipie sepDbnlid gu Gum
ften Der republifanil6en Yartbei aus9efallen. 9ie
Mebrbet ibres @oupernears ganbibaten miro ii6
nod ben bis iebt borliesenoen geridten auf etua
$500 Stimmen beIaufsr. 2ebtes Sabr iiesten iie
nit elmer Usebrbeit bon 3,116 Stimnlen. grinnert
man f6 nun, bab 9rdiibent 2ineoln in ienem Staa=
te in 1860 cine Mebrbeit BON iber 5000 Stimmen
erbelt, baB ietben, nit ausnabme bes Sabres 1868,
Die Hepublifaner ebes Sabr bort le9ten, unb in 1866
ibre Mebrbeit 6127 betrus, 10 iiebt man nidt elm,
pel9en @runb Die rabifalen 8ldtter baben, iber
ibren tnappen Sies enen 10 srOben adrm 5u mas
d1en stE r.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

- Cine bonn 13. batirte @pe5. Sep. aus Naibble
melbet: sn Der Hdbe BON Gnoypille iparo am 9iens
itae an Der Berion bon Mrs. 3Osers Elm brutoIer
@eiualtaft BON einer Heger Hamens SEQ. Walfer
peribt Srau &osers fe6rte nit ibren beoen sein-
bern BON einem geiude beim als g8afer iid ibr nd-
me i'm entriet BON b ipeB suerff bic ainber, bann
Die Srau 5u gooen idlug un6 an Iebterer feline pie-
bil6en G,elite itillte gr maro pder perbaftet unb
BON Der Dame uno ibren &inbern recosnosert. Sols
DIE BON Ieaern Derabte S6anbtbaten mebren iih in
eri9sdenoem 8rabe i'm ean,en Suben.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19
-Su Waibineton berridten tpdbrenb Der Iebte

Sn Waibinston berridten tuabrenb Der lebten
Sage ale rnDsliden Senfationsserubte bon sefdbrs
Iiden @eridp0tunsen unb anbersn &duberseidit- j.
ten Sc bieB unter anoerem, baB Mosbb's @ueril.
sreb ansreifen unb Stanton fteblen uolen. gs bat
las unoanbere &ebeen in bic Stabteinfaen, ,bengor.
fid5 ibrigens beraussefeut bab an alien bieien Id
6erliden neutrality-suspicious. Die irsenb Elm Spott-
uosel in lmlauf iebte, fein einsises pabres 8ort
mar. Dennod mag babel mander adbtbare in ben
S9uben sesittert uno es fir nDtbis sefunben babeu
iid nit elmer ooppelten Station unpereuerten gBbis-
fps su ftdrfen. Stanton traut benz Jrieoen INNER
nod ridt. .-1ess. .
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Weri9iebnns bes gerb0rs ncs Prafioentsn Bis
: 8 auu %. WGra.
.Was Oron4sn mir METER 9eusn

Mm Iebten ssreitag, benz oenfmlrbigen Sage, on
ipeIdem bas Yerb6r ee9en ben Yrdlbenten beginner
foIlte berrid)te in Wa1binston Die eberbaftete Nufz
regung. Die Meni9enmaiien ppr Dem gapitole
blidten nit Neb auf Die 8lidlden berab, benen es
aeun9en mar, lid) ems bon ben enaulenb gntritts=
iorten BON einem SenatDr Doer &eprdIentanten 5u
fi9ern 9ie Sasb rad Sidets NOR in Den porber@
gebenben Sasen ipirfb groBartig seipelen, uno aa-
n,entlih batte 1id babel bas ih6ne @elhled)t nit
lanbesablider 3ubrinslidfeit berporeetban. Sa-
men BON Stang uno &eihtbum batten Ia perl6nli9
an gongreBmitalieber eepanbt uno lid burd cine
einmaliee abidldelide Intwort feineswess 5urid.
i1reden laTen. Cine oieier pornebmen Gables fubr
iogar nod am Donneritas Mbenb UNI II llbr bel ei-
nem Senator Dor nnb lieB bieien, Der ihon su 8ett
gegonsen mar, aus Dem @blafe tpefen. 9luf Den
BeIheib, oab er feline bier Sidets ihon neeseseben
babe. ampfte iie nit ben 5iisen uno ertdrte, babi
Elm Sidet baben miiie. Ser Senator beoauerte,
ibr niht benen 5u f6nnen uno entlieb iie nit bent
ihmaden 5roite, baB er alss aufbieten ipolle, ,lm
nod eine Rarte fur iie aufSueabeln. Sb bic 2aob
fdiebli4 nod cine erbalten bat, miro nidt seebet.
mr permutben bies inbeB oenn ipenn 10 cine bor=
nebme 2aop ibren ~Dfinb" einmol aufsemadbt bat,
ibre Reusierbe an befriebieeu, oann pottet e auer
/ addfi9ten nn6 Sinberniiie.
Die meiften 9idets (pieleidt 3peibritteD ,uaren
an Damen auseeeeben iporben, natiirli6 nur an Oas
men uupn Sang unb 9eidtbum;" Die 6rauen unb
96dter ebr6arer 8urser mubten bibid brauBen
bleiben. Sci foI1en @elesenbeiten Bort bic repub-
Ifaniiae @leiAbeit auf BON Der 10 peI auf Dem 4a-
pierre ftebt M fl aa
: Die Senatsbole eli6 ntebr einem Opernbauie als
einem @eridts5immer Muf ben @allerieen prdien.
tirten fid bic 2abies i'm b5dfen Sdmud, ais penn
es ii6 um bic Auifabrun8 bes neneften Sdauipieles
lhanbelte. aaseuein iiel es out bab aud nidt Elm
ein3ser Neser unter ben 3uidauern gu enbeden mar.
Sambo mar BET bieier @eeeenbeit bon ieinen rabi-
faIen Greunben offenbar iddnbIi6 bernadldiIist
poroen. Charles Gunner, Der iib ionit INNER Ono
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

Nn @ranfs grnennung auf Der raoitalet
National= Convention i'm Mai lit nun tpDbt nidt
naebr au stpeifeln. @rant lit osrsMann, Der ben ras
bitalen &arren aus BEN Tred bolett, Der ben 8robr
pasen fir bas republifaniide aemterideerbeer ret-
ten ioG 5reili9 idItteln Sene, bic permDse ibrer
belieren Ginlidt bas pGebirn Der 8artbeie bilbea,
iber eine iplde Grnennuns beoenfli Die &6pfe, aber
nas mollen iie maden2 sic biloen Die Wainberbeit,
werben in ben gonbentionen BON Der 8rob= uno
|gutterbrisaoe iberidrieen unb werben l6 tuobl in
oas lnuerueiblide erseben inien. Sc lou uns
gar niht uunoern, penn Grant in Chicago Die gr-
nennuns oirdb einitimmisen 3uruf erbdlt.
Qlls ganbbat fir bic Wice. prdiibent9aft bat felt
Der Mnflage bes Brdiibenten, gBabe entfdieben Die
bette Musfdt @ollte ct bis babin auf oenl prdii-
bentenituble ben, 10 miro feline Grnennuns nid1toie
[gerinsiie Sdpierigfeit baben 9ieiefbe uiirbe ben
lltltrara6falen penieens einea flenen Srot getpdb
|ren. 5olte Grant erpahlt merben, 10 f6nnte es ia
notbis tperben, ibn Su rin,peaden" unb in oieen,
6aae bdtten iie an SO abe ben redten Manrt = ben
ltpabren SacDb. 80 80 80, ~ s,@ rsrrs p
Grant uno Wabe = g8aoe unb @rant - ,tuelb'
Elm @eipann! Ser cine, Elm burd sliflihe llmidn-
be emporsebobener Soloat, Der ME einen birserlts
den ppften befleioete, Der bios cine Sugeno beibt,
nemlth Die Sugeno, ben Wtuno 5u balten uno lelne
Wseinuns uenn er eine bat orsfdltis su perbersen;
Der anbere Elm rober Sanatifer, Elm gang beidrdnf-
ter gartbeiflepper, Dem aes ireb it, mas iiber Die
ensen grensen bes eep6bnliden gartbeisetriebes
hinaussebt. 9as fnb Die 2ente, ipelde Die repnb-
lifaniide Yartbe 5u ben b6dbiten Waroen erbeben
min, nrb 8par su elmer 3eit, mo- elm Staatsmann
eriten &anscs Dem 2anbe n6tbiser lit als iemals.
Bon Babe tueiB man iuenisfens, mo er itebt.
N6er Niemanb fennt Grants Mnidten iiber Die ipif-
ltisen srasen, Die bas 2ano bemesen. Riernanb
fennt ieine Meinuns iiber Die sroben 6inan5fragen
ia es lit iebr 5u bespeifeln, OBJ er id aberbaupt
cine anidt oariber sebilbst bat. Bon einem Sdnei=
Der perlanst man tuensens, baB er einen anopf an-
rdben bon eiuem Sdubmaher, oab er elm paar
Stiefsl beiobIen fann. 8eoarf es sur 9eitune Der
&esierunesaneelesen zines 8olfes BON 80 Wds
lienen enden feiner 8orfenntniie ooer bate iener
oaniide MiniFer 8edt, Der einit sit ieinem Sobne
iaste: nWtein Sobn, bu luiroei ifaunen, penn bn
piBteft, pie penis 8eritanb ba5u 9ebDrt elm Bolt
3u reeieren" (Oas beiBt, i6led)t re9ieren.)
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

Sch i'm niBpolIes 8erid dpinOen pom
Hem Oorfern. = 0as unter uniern eurOpdil9en
Nadridten ertpabnte esbemnibpOle @eridminoen
pes areoisers $rn: Spefe aus elmer yoritaot aonn-
oon's, mel6es in ni9t eernsem WlaBe Die Mufmerf=
auleit 9an5 Gn9lanb's erregte, bat einige nterei=
iante Data in 8esus auf Sas sebeimnibpole 9er=
idminoen BON YerIonen in 9feip Dorf ber6afft. Gin
geomter bes fir bic grmittelung 8eridmunoener i'm
Observation-Disclosures erri4teen Bureaus tbeIt bar=
lber NIT:
v9ag sebeimniBpoGe 9eridminoen BON geripnen
eben Stanoes, Nlters uno @ei9ledbtes lit in Nep
Dorf ni9ts Seltenes. Sn ben lebten 0tOnaten
iino uns 239 iolde Sale anseSeist worben. 0apon
iparen SO Mdnner, 35 sSrauer, 63 Gnaben unb 50
Mdoden 9e Manner paren meiit iunse Gauf=
leute, aud Die 6rauensimmer tparen meit nod jung,
basesen berihpanben mebr alte 6rauen, als alte
0tdnner Oie Gnaben tuaren spii9en IA unb 10
Sabren alt, Die Wtdo6en BON Ia bis Is Sabren.
Se Mdbfen tpur0en, iuenn Iie iiberbaupt ernlit=
telt murber, sumeiit in protitutionsbdule sefun=
ben"
5rau Gl5abetb 9arra9 lit als Sabads unb g-
9arren Snipeetprin fir ben 4ten Snoiana Siitritt
aIs Nadfolgerin ibres Wannes erhannt. Sie 5rau
perItebt id} pieleidt auf S6nupfabaf, absr alf
Gisarren i6nerli4.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

= Sie GaoifaIen BON penniplpaniett bielten am
Mittmod ibre Staats= gonpentOn uno erftdrten lid
einitimmis fir Grant als i6ren 8rdfbenti6afts=
ganbiSoten. Sir Die 0ice prdfbentidaftscanbi
tur erbielt Curtin 100, @abe % unb Stanton Bios
cine Gimme 9ie ansenommenen gei6liiiie ertld=
rem iid natarlih fir ben gonsreB unb eesen Den
YrGIibenten, ~ sEaF A-a Est
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

&Dlumbnst osn ~, ue g "a 1903.
Yrdfi6ent Der Wer. 6taaten: /
3 asaltas. q. pa Osxsx1gxx..a
g ssslas ~ a ~ sss ..
sastaS -. .s o.. 80. -0-.us.... +
s s'.,sss ess - s's OsSs" ~ 'Vt' -
-1as '.aaqss 9 saa' ~ Dsas' 9sasn.s y 3 =
~ espts reisoe) 10y ol1o per YroesB oes HraloeHs
stealSDr ben sbpben @srs@tseofa oes Ssnats ls.nea
anfan4 nslsesn YIN loDer sr9iseoI " oer :,
btnu eeleui palt pon ssnlest9en NH asar.pe'
eltn etopften s'aripe'San8ern EN- veo-
her Gerihtshof4 9enoant 50 nerosn oero.ent oann
medte wsr Uo1l ntheM nas man ainier e'nem ~n'es
brtBen Wert9ts1of rerlfept 5n ahsn a,roes'eH pOr
ben 8e'p6 e'erIpfen pro ole unlVnlD pes =
snge1sa9ssA Dpteus8sisb''p.s ~ if'a. SgA.o ''.'
uisisn g snno isIbf oem srobten ysroreper p'ro,
y wett otes tn oef mem atae' ..es oe = W
that ttnes 3erpoIs 9eHgelI.s " ea'e
rpas 4eot ourd leenen 1npoA teosA Vsle9oplsaen
5nrRapeIlen z5m laAen non oen1 oew.elen meloeM 8
aloAs oob g q eerels eshe ueeInHns aoel oen Uan
9sel'es1, OOsl ny spx uph las ~'s W. =.
eslla0len onseelplogsH pa', 2putOe oels eese. ~
esn' porhe9enosn prosefs oe1oa9L sto'e p.eleeOoer
senauter. me nens9e non Den oraoaIaen Sena1Oren
n 0eril6t Il, liber Sssss n2s'sags t3# 9
Z ;e @riin6tr ser Nepublif traer ii, Ser gonjfitu@
finn olsrbif,os ,ororae fir bic Nniaae uno Mbie-
anna ots b6diten Beou,ten In Tden, mo- 5ib berlebe
bes gerroths. Der Belfeduna pher anberer GROCER
yerbreqsn uno Yer9epen lVnlo1g magen @ loale.
Gis befimnaten, bob bel einem ioldoen proeehe Der
Dberri4ter ben Worlib fabren, unb oaB sur Werlir1
tbeiluns eines Prdiioenten cine 3we lortttel.s
mebrb cit oes Senats erforoerlth iein loIe. 4us
bieien 8efmmuiigen geht loon Dsroor, ooB lie oas
Borfouu,en zines iolhen auBeroroentltd9en Uales
uobI fur m6glid aber gleld95ettg r al!Bert 1elfen
beiten, urh barin baben 1te no Mot 9elrrt Seu
Der @rlnoune Der Hepubllt 1T nod9 TEN Yranoent
anseflagt Sen 2ao'talen 1T es oorbebalfen
eebieben, nit BEN pralioeHten lbrer e'9enen SSabl
ben Anfons su MAIDEN 49, -. s. {.
Gie Griinber Der Hepublit trdnttet nte1f DOB e'il
Tau ME Der sesenmartioe oortommen tonne, noe
cine 4ortbeL bic burd auBeroroentllhe umltdnoe
sur 1ebernaht gelangte eiile 9appal'e als Worpano
benubt, una sur J0roernne tbrer y artb e1tntere1=
fen ben Hrdfoenten aus oem gBese 5nidotfen Gin
folber San tuiirbe aud in setp6bnliden 3eiten gar
'nint r6slid sepeIen iein. yfur Der Sur9ertrteg
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

- Babe miro bereits pnn Iemteridgern bela'
CERT, bic auf Sobnion's Ibiebun9 tuarten.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

= Sie Staats Convention Der Gabifalen BON
M a II a 9uietts, Die am 9onnerias itattfanb,
erffdrte Iid5 fir Grant als Brdioenidafts ganooa=
ten unb fir Senator Blion als 8iee prdIioent-
i6afts ganbibaten. Gin 9eidlub biaet Die anfIase
beg YraIioenten sa
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

Spratio Seymour bat auf Der bemofratiden
Staats- Convention BON New Dorf, Die am 9ienitas
itattfanb, Die grnennung als bemofratiiden 9rdf-
bentidafts. ganOibaten poIitio abselebnt. Gaburd
mebren Ii6 bic &usFdten oes Srn. genbleton auf
bic Grnennlna. 80 a .-.- y
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

- @eneral-Mn,palt Stanberrp's Gefsnation
lit ppm prdioenten ansenOmmen porben. Sies
giebt Srn. Stanburrp @eleeenbeit, i'm Snpea9ment
0erb0r als Nnpalt Der Yrdiioenten aufjutrete mas
er als Gabinetsminiiter nibt tbun fonnte.
= Sie Snpeader perb6rten am Wttpo9 unb
Oonneritas peridiebene 3eitunss- gorresponbenten
in Betreff sepiier aeuBerunsen, Die Der Brdiibent
senadt baben ion. Seoes 8ort, bas Der prdiioeut
eeiproden, miro natiirid auf Die @olopase eelest
uno pent Die Smpeader irgeno etpas entoeden, bas
tie brauden f6nnen bann fallen lie oariiber ber tpie
cine 9eerbe bunsri9er gB0lfe iiber einen &noden.
Die Correspondence tuurben aud sefrast, pb Der
YrGIibent in ct 2ous ober gIepelanb betrunfe
seipeien lei. Sir iolde Espionage fennen mir blOs
einen Iusbrud bum bs9emetn!
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1868-03-19

= Sir bas gerb6r bes 9rdiibenten tuar am Don=
neritae bereits ales fsrtig. Sen Sefbern bon @in-
trttstarten puroen $50 fit bas Stif 9eboten. Sie
Serren @tanberp unb Sielbs tuerben ben YrdIioen.
ten pertbeoisen; ie perbe uie es beibt einen auf.
i6ub bon 20 Sa9en perlausen, bamit e iidb fir bas
8erbbr por6ereiten f0nnen. gbaie miro barauf
oringen, oaB ibnen oieie Sriit geftattet luerbe.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A man once applied to neighbor to
loan him mule. The ncighbor replied,
~ have no mule" just then the mule
began to bray in the stable. 'Ha," said
the borrower, ''do not hear your mule
braying ?"-''What ~ exclaimed the
neighbor, would you take the word of a
mule in preference to mine?
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

The women of Mount Vernon, n. Y, it
appears, cannot be prevented from voting.
A recent discussion in the village revealed
the fact that no one knows anything about
the village charter, nor whether there is
law distinguishing the sexes in questions
relating to local affairs. Therefore, the
taxpaying females have concluded to vote,
arguing that the absence of any law gives
them a right, which no one takes the
trouble to dispute. Miss Anthony cham
pions their cause in an able manner
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Staley, who was arrested at Aliens camp,
Wedge creek, in Clark county, Wis, last
winter, Tor murder committed in Mime
sofa last year, has been sentenced to be
hung on the 9th day Of March next. The
Clark county wis. Register says "This
will be sad news to many in this section
besides the parents and relatives of the
unfortunate Young man,
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

An exchange says that scientific men
have been taking observations and maxim .
comparisons with other seasons, and have
given their opinion that the coming win
ter will set in sooner and be longer and
more severe than any which have preceded
it for many years.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A Coon ANEcDorE.-The following
conversation was overheard among 1.-THE
volunteers Of the Rio Grandc. Scene,
night. Two volunteers wrapped in blank.
cts and half buried in mud:
Volunteer LIST. Jim, how come you to
volunteer p
Volunteer I'd. "Why, Bob, you see, |
have no wife to care red cent for me, and
SO volunteered-and, besides, like rar.'
Now tell me how you came out here p
Volunteer LIST. "Why, the fact is, You
know, Ill have got a wife, and so |
come out here because like peace -
Hereupon both the volunteers turned
over in their blankets, got anew plastering
of mud, and went to sleep.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A young Albany girl, after receiving
the attentions of a young man for several
months, abruptly asked him when he in
tended to marry her. The young man
said he was not on the marry. She then
broke teapot, filled with boiling water
over his head.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

An observing individual, in a very
healthy village, seeing the sexton at work
in hole in the ground, inquired what he
was about. digging grave. sir.''
Digging grave! Why, l thought pee-
pie didn't die often here, do they % 'iOb,
no sir they never die but once.'
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A venerable lady in her hundreth year
lost her daughter, who had attained the
good old age of eighty.-The mother s
grief was great, and to friend who came
to condole with her she remarked:
"Oh, dear oh dear l knew l should
never be able to raise that child ~
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

"Did any of you ever see an elephants
skin ?" asked tho master of an infant
school. ~ have" shouted a six years old
at the foot of the class. 'Where % in
quired the teacher, amused by his earnest
ness. "On the elephant" was the reply.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

"Pa, is Pennsylvania the father of all
the other States p
Certainly not, my child f; why do you
ask that question ?''
"'Cause | see all the newspapers call it
Pa
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A SUCCESSFUL MERCHANT.-The success.
full merchant is always the one who keeps
the best class of goods of all kinds, and
sells full weight goods, and as many of
them are of the fact they keep d. B. De
Land & Co.'s Best Chemical Saieratus,
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A witness in court who had been eau
toned to give precise answer to every
question, and not to talk about what he
might think the question meant, was in
terr0gated as follows:
"You drive wagon?'
"No, sir, do not
"Why, man, did You not tell my learn
ed friend so this moment? p
"No, sir, did not"
''Now, sir, put it to you On your oath,
do you not drive a wagon?''
'No, sir.'
"What is your occupation, thon?''
81 drive horse, SIR
The man understood his business.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Katie, have you laid the tablecloth and
all the other things for SUPPER? Yes
ma'am, sure did, ma am. | laid every
thing but the eggs, and sure that's the old
hens work, ma am
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Fashionable women spend ten hours on
their heads where they spend one on their
brains. The result is fine flow of hair,
but not of ideas.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

JoURNALIsTIc.-Rum has it that Mr.
George W. Childs, of the Philadelphia
Public Ledger, a most liberal apolent gen
tleman, has offered million of dollars, in
gold, for the New York Herald. and that
the proprietor of the latter is holding the
offer under profound consideration. The
Herald says that the Tribune and Sun
propose to unite their fortunes under the
editorial control Of Mr.. Charles A. Dana
Horace Greeley to "step out"
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

"Joe, my DEAR" said fond wife to her
husband, who was railroad engineer.
"do fix up little, you look so slovenly.
Only think, what an awful memory il
would be for me il you should get blowed
up looking so.''
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Said an Irish justice to an obstreperous
prisoner on trial, "We want nothing from
you but silence, and id little of that.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Quilp, who has heretofore been a Uni
versalist, now believes that there are two
things destined to be eternally lost-his
umbrella and the man who stole it.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

The young lady who speedily sang 81
wish somebody would come p has been
gratifed. Eleven city cousins have come
up on visit-intesding to stay all sum-
mer.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Fashionable dresses are short-so are
fashionable husbands who pay for them.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A strain in the ear is more agreeable
than one in the back.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Farmers are like fowls, neither will get
full crops without industry.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A classic invalid, upon being asked if
he were i'll, promptly replied, sic sum.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Another terrible squall in the British
Channel-the Princess of Wales has
another baby.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Something always on hand-your
thumb.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

Many . young lady that puts on airs
changes her manner somewhat when heirs
are put on her.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

lie is good shoemaker who is faithful
to the last. :
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

When you 90 fishing be sure and take
bite" before you start, for you may
not get one after.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

A confectioner advertises broken hearts
for thirteen cents pound.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1868-10-07

The man who swallowed the story whole
vas nearly suffocatad.