Nashville union and dispatch. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1866-1868, 1868-04-23
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THE RADICAL PANREMONIUM
The He'll OF Councillors In ihe RegiHle
which IL 60 SupPIant the COnstitu

The He'll OF Councillors In Ihe Regiale
which 10 60 SuPPIant the ConsiitH
tfOu.
The Washington UHion presents the fol-
lowing array ofnames, titles, and functions
az the official roster Of tue incoming Radi-
cal dynasty.
Benjamin +. Wade, Beelsebls5, Chief Of
the Internal Empire, and founder Of the
Order of Rsdicalisn, Decorations, Black
Flag, Skull AID Bones.
Thaddeus Stevens, Satan, Leader Ct In
peachers and Grand Architect Of Ruin
Outside Of the Constitution" Grand Gross
Of he Order. -
Ulysses S. Grant, lloloeh, Prince Of
Death, Chief OF the Internal Artillery,
Raiser Of Smoke, and Presidential Betray-
er. Grand Cross SET spith borse-shoes
John w. Forney, Baoi, Conductor Of the
aoo organs Of the Internal Empire, both daily.
"Tbe Sulphur and Birthstone Chronicle"
and the "Nitro Glycerin Press" knight
OF the Order
Benjamin F. Butler, Pluto, Principal
Model OF the Beast, with seven heads and
ten horns-Hero of Big Bethel and Fort
Fisher-the Leading Bottle Imp-the
! Cock-eyed Saint of Massachusetts. Grand
Cross, made Of Near Orleans gold, and Badge
Of ne SlUer Spoon.
Charles Sumner, Behe1noA, Chief Sore
head yet alwsys advising "Stick," Grand
Master Of Foreign Relations, especially
Prssian. Carpet knight Of The Order.
Anne Dickinson, Proserpiae, Arch-She-
Devil Of the Empire and Sovereign Prin-
cess of Malignant Spirits.
Jane Swisshelm, Afrop0s, Princess of the
Cruel Fates, and La Grand Duchess Of the
Internal Household.
| Simon Cameron, BeipkegOr, Chief Of the
Internal Mountebanks aud Principal SoF-
| cerer.
James NJ. Ashley, Badibeah, Midnight
Inspector Of Jails, Principal ConsorteT
with Jail-birds and Suborner Of PeTiurers.
Grand Gross Of the GOuen Foot.
| Robert Schenek, Mdmmoa, Chairman OF
Military Plans and hero Of Vienna.
William d. Kelley BeIinl, Prince Of the
Vale Of Tears and Lord High Keeper Of
the Red-Eye. Grand Cross Of the Order
| Zachariah Chandler Amodelts, Chief o.
the Blood-Detters, Principal faster of the
Red-Eye and Patron Of Anarchy and War
| ETdHd cross o. me OTdeT.
Schuyler COlfax, Daqon, Presiding
Prince Of the Grand Council of the Infer
nal Fanatics" and Chief Illustrator Of tn,
Prophecy of Daniel Webster.
Wendell Phillips, Nisrock, Chief Of thu
Fiery Palace, Supplier of Ordnance Stores
and Forerunner Of the Crack of Doom.
George s. Boutwell,, Ayollyon, Chief De
stroyer of the Constitution Angel of thu
Black Wing; Glittering, Gross of the Or
der, and seat at the right hand Of Beelze
bub.
John A. Bingham, Mephiaophile5. &c
MUS Of the Illuminated pathway to Hadee
| Rhetorical Blunderbuss Of the Inferna
Council and Chief Manager Of devilish in
eenuily. Grand Cross Of the order an'
seat on the left of Beelezebub.
John A. Logan, A7mdgeldoa, Command
erin Chief of the Grand Army OF the In
fernal Cohort Weilder of the flaminj
sword of Anarchy and Ruin-and livelies
little devil outside of the bottomless pit
Grand Gross Of The Order
John f, Farnsworth, Vu,hrnus, Rider c
the Pale Horse. Chief Inspector Of Tia
, Internal Stud. Lord High keeper of tn
Bed Chamber and Guardsman Of the Fer
Palace.
Frederick Douglass, Negral, the onl
white one in the Empire, and most decor
| devil in office.
The above are only few of the officials
some are abroad in Spain, England, Gel
many, and France. Others are still bel
in chains, waiting 10 be unloosed man
are waiting for their places TO be designs
ted, but enough is known TO afford an lie
Of our new rulers