The Irish republic. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-18??, 1868-01-18
The Monkey and the Bottle.
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for that conankrous Guild ssther msthress Grundy
iusht az waz cummn' hoam from wurk HALO Shemus"
sails she. Halo, msthress-phats your naim?" sails |.
"Oh your kapurs" sails she. "Shure you kno'
my Guild mans nam IL misthur Raison and that
tells my naim" Then sails she to me, "Shemus v your
knot in hurree ush sit doun here the nce till hav
tawk wild you "Oh, it's two cowld sails l. ooh, nevur
mind" sails she cpl tawk sumhin to you thatl warum
you" And hear IL phat she sed
"Shemus Pm cosmopolitan bi birth, and whin waz
young madin maid up my mind nevur to marree
but Ieruhman for the ran that the Ierushmn
braiv and warum-hartid WE'LL whit to Ierand in ordher
to spark and like awl othurs who bilt kashes in the air.
sadlee disappind for fownd the hole nashun cot in
thrap and scharceee free; thay rimmindid
the way thay kech munkees in places I'll tel you
how that IT, Thay get jar demohn and puts nuts
in it. the neck oei ush big enu admit the munkees
hand whn opuned he puts in his paw and cauches how'd
of the and ryes talk ow but koorse he kaant
talk out hz hand with hiz sh shut He thinks twas
mant for hrap for him. till he's caught That's usht how
found the hole Ierush nashun. kried till shed teers
of blood for um and maid to shleep the
secund mite bed ait the secund mail tab
til I'd maik thin let go the nut and sav THAR es And
that nut IL THAR rilligion"
"Oh you oud herrittick" sails T. edo you want to de-
prive rlligon that hav since the year 403
And if you do, shud like to kno WHARF Guild get
oulder and betther wan" Yerra you amadhaun, sails
she kan planlee you red the bible of nathur
that's laid befour your les with ethur in it az
big and plane the rim of bashkit Doant you rim
mmber whn you CARSON, how you towld graft ye;
and seen it TUX WE'LL you tould it agn and agin, and at
lasht you forgot I've, and you tell it for truth
And you ought kno that I've is like shnowba-the
you ow in the shnow the bigger gets Seem that you
didn't reed the graft bible naithu I'll reed chapthu
two for YOU" Heer inhrupd the ovid krone and
sails l. "houd thare do you think Pm phoo lishten
to aneething out that bbe that's rotton pear
Doant the preeshs my rigon tell me that did
hour grandmother Eav reich her hand apple than aw
nahur BEGUN corrupted and hoo has beher rite to kno
than thay?'
"Ah by gor shemus, sea your hand is in the demohn
two sails she DWELL them I'd like to how to get owt"
sails I. And here IL PLAT she sed
"Shemus the word nathur and God sinanimus Thay
are wan and the sam thing Godz nahur and naithur IL
God Ply wan your own illusthrious dochthers
dvnitee sed so in of hz ecthurs astronomer in
the stty of Queebec Lower Canada and he sed awso
that the wurd in its presn shtate waz about six thousand
yeers Guild but geealgshs haU oovd to be az nance
millions Now Shemus that dochthur waz Dochhur Cahill
and veree few min hz day hudeed nathur and fosoee
any harder than he did, Iv he Twin to-day hee wud
be a redhot Feneen but fndn' himself alone in his day.
he daurn pake hiz mind for the hardlsht thing to
buck agnsht human preuds maher whether in pole
tx or rigon The rail fosopher nevur dies marhur to
anee kaw for hz osofee gets him owt ov everee rubbe
He watches kaws and eekt like kat watchn mows lie
never me-aws till he has cawt the mows in hz paws"
"Oh Pm bother'd from your rigmaroll," says L. Tell
me at wansht PLAT your drivn' at" "Well" sails she
"Shemus seein your hand in the demiohn doant want 10
pull it out with jerk for in that kase I'd be apt 10 spite
-a thing doant want to doo am only tryn by degrees
to mak you let the nut go and free yourself You kno doc
thurs in dangerous kass doant Civ pourul medsns put ~
you'll allow attnd you, I'll Civ you MISE sweet
Doses hat maik you let go the % for the time being at
leash And if you get your paw in the demohn agn ply
you mustn't baim yoursel."
"Wen sails "iY you kaW this lasht dskoorse wan oy