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West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

s~ A professor was explaining in a
young ladies' school, in France, the theory
according to which the body is entirely
renewed every six years: 'Thus, Made
moiselle r " said he, addressing pretty
blonde with wide-awake face, Sin six
years you will be no longer Mademoiselle
F."
u hope So" replied the unsophisti
Gated, casting down her eyes.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
TIE COMPLETION,

Ladies who wish a fair skin and
good complexion, free from a yellow.
fsh tinge and all other disfi uremen
should use these remedies occasion.
ally. The Liver in perfect order, and
the blood pure, will result in spark-
ling eyes afad blooming checks.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
DEBILITY.

There is medicine equal 10 Highlands German
Btters or Tonic in cases Of Debility They impart I.
tone and pigor TO the aciole system strengthen the ap
petite cause an enjoyment Of the .food, enable Mt
sound, healthy complication eradicate tie yelov tinW
from the eye, import bloom to the cheeks, and change
the patient from sto't-breatled emaciated, tceak
and nervous t'scalfd, to itacsd, stout, and usgor
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
Weak and Delicate Children

or Tonic. In fact, they are Family
Medicines. They can be administered
with perfect safety to a child three
months old, the most delicate female,
or n man of ninety.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
Blood Purifiers

kno,cn, and oiH cure all diseases resulting from
bad blood.
Keep your blood pure; keep your Liner in order
Keep your dtgesfice organs sound, healthy co7adi-
fon, By the use Of these remedies, and no disease ac
eUer dssatL YOU.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
JOHN F. STARR, Jr., s. Co.'s
NEW LUMBER YARD,
COOPER STREET WHARF:

COOFEh STREET WHARF,
CAMDEN, N. j
The undersigned have opened a yard forsthe sale
of the various kinds of Lumber used in Building, IN
cluding in part
Oak, Pine, Spruce and HemIock Frame
Stuff, Cedar, Cypress, Pine and Spruce
Shingles, ShingIing and Piastering
Lath, Pickets and other Fencing, Caro-
lima Heart, Virginia and Delaware Sap
White Pine, Spruce and Hem1ock Floor
Ing.
BILL IMBER
OF all kinds, furnished at the lowest rates
Prices and terms will be made satisfactory
Orders for Lumber to be shipped by Rail, or other
transportation, will be promptly filed and particular
attention will be gven to that it properly load
ed and forwarded with dispatch.
JOHN f. STARR, JR. & CO.,
Cooper ST. Wharf,
Dec2'67 Camden, MI.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

"a A Gentleman not long since, in
one of bis rides in southern Illinois, sought
to make himself interesting to good
looking mother of sweet baby, occupy
ing the next seat in the car. After duly
praising the baby, he remarked to the
mother, 'He is real sucker, (Illi-
noisian) suppose 2"
'No, sir," said the lady, blushing, ''we
had to raise him on the bottle"
The gentleman resumed his reading,
and has not Dragged on any strange baby
since.
q An Irishman observing dandy
taking his usual promenade in Broadway,
steps up to him and inquired
Glow much rent do you ask for those
houses ?'
"What do you ask me that for 2"
Faith, and thought the whole street
belonged to ye," replied the Irishman.
ar Mother-"Now, George, you must
divide the cake honorably with brother
Charlie"
George-"What is honorable mother2"
Mother-"It means that you must
give him the largest piece"
George-"Then, mother, I'd rather
Charlie should be honorable"
~ Some one tells a story Of steam
boat passenger watching a revolving light
OF .. lighthouse on the coast, and ex-
claiming, "Gosh the wind blows that
light out faster than man can strike
it r.
KISS "A receipt given on 'p'
vour addresses :"
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

u q say. boy, is there anything to
shoot 9 about here :" inquired sportsman
"Weil, replied the boy, "nothing just
about mere, guess; but our school-mas-
ter IS Just over the hill there cutting
D.rch RODS; you might walk up and pop
him over"
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

sar An old criminal was once asked
what was the first step that led to his ruin,
when he answered:
"The first step was cheating printer
out OF two years subscription; when |
done tnat the devil took such grip on
me that have never been able to shake
him off"
Dellnquents, reflect. ere it is too latel
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
PERFECT COMBUSTION
THE DISCOVERY IRON COMPANY

THE DISCOVERY IRON COMPANY,
Of Burlington, N. J.,
Invite attention to their New and Improved Heat
ing and Cooking Stoves and
HOT AIR FURNA ACES.
Confident that they can demonstrate to all that
they are greatly superior in point Of manufacture
and working qualities, as well as efficiency and won
derfu economy, to any others in the markell
Stoves can be seen in operation at the Office at
Burlington, N. J., or at the
WARER0OMS. No.. lis, North Second Street.
Philadelphia, Pa.
Where orders for the same may be given.
For Sale by
CLAYPooLE s ANDERSON,
Bridgeten, n. ].
aug2l.3m
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
FROM HON. JAMES THOMPSON.


Judge of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania.
PHILADELPHIA, APRIL 2Sth, 1856.
IcOnsider "HoOfland's German Bit.
ters, a valuable medicine In case of at
tacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia.
can certify this from my experience
oft. Yours, with respect,
JAMES TH0NJPSON.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
From REV. JOSEPH H. KENNARD, DID,,

Pastor of the Tenth Baptist Church. Philadelphia.
DR.. JAeKsor-DEAR SIR - haze been ytrequentlyre-
qitssted to connect my name aoi recommendations Of
ont Of appropriate sphere, Ihaue in all cases de-
clined; but aoit clear proof Instances and
particularly IN my oton family the usefulness of Dr.
usual course, TO cypress my fiji conviction that for
general debility of the system and especially for Liver
Complaint, it is safe and valuable preparation In
some cases it may fail but usually, Idoubt not it aoiU
be very beneficial to those scAo suffer from. the aboue
causes. Yours, rcry respectfully,
J. II. KENNA RD
Eiobfb beIo.r Ct,otre
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

Price of the Bitters, sloo per bottle,
Or, a half dozen for $500.
Price of the Tonic. $l.5o per bottle,
Or, a half dozen for $3.50.
The Tonic is put up in quart bottles
Recollect that it is DR.. Hoofands German Remedies
that universally ased and so highly recommends
ed; and do not alloo the Druggist to induce you to
take any thing else that he ay say just as good be-
cause he makes larger profit 1t. These Remedies
will be sent by cypress to any locality upon application
to the
PRINCIPAL OFFICE,
AT THE GERMAN MEDICINE STORE,
No. 631 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia
CHAS. M. EVANS, Proprietor
Formerly G. N. JACKSON & co.
These Remedies are for sale by
Druggists, StOrekeepers, and Medi.
cine Dealers everywhere.
Do not forget to eSanis aceu The article you buy in
order to get Tie genuine.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
THE YOUNG FOLKS

Will be interested in the display of pocket
knives, purses, toys, pictures, fishing tackle,
nuts, fruits and delicious candies, gum drops,
lozenges, fig paste, plain candies, cream bon
bons, nut candies, nut drops and fine confec-
tionery, sugar almonds, solferino candy, coco
candy.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
Grocery & Provision Store.

merce and Pearl SITS.
The subscriber begs most respectfully to announce
that ne has in store large and well selected stock
ogroceries and provisions Having lately purchased
nem at the lowest cash prices, intend to sell at the
age heretofore bestowed The following are few OF
me ARTICLES for sale:
mhlte and brown sugar bythe l b. or barrel.;
| naw and roasted coffee bag,
GTeen and black tea chest
White and brown soap nor.
Mould @ and dipped candles &c
Fresh and tub buttar & 6 .rh
| Fresh and salt porI .s sup,
Hams and Shoulders 8. ss ~.
Dried Beef 4. wnoies
/ White and codfsb u Piecei
" India&N n. o. Moissses !. ea, harrai
ud 81 ~, Nps and Q, by the IA, ,1-2or
's'use'on' jan -. GEORGE DONAGHAT
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
lF1LWWERg lM BLOOM,
from Buist's celebrated greenhouses, Philad
Dare's Family Medicines.E
CHOLERA SPECIFIC


CHOLERA SPECIFIC
Is an indispensable medicine for the coming
heated term. Every family and every tryvel.
ler should have it.
FAMILY LINIMENT,
Ofnniversal service for pains or hurts in man
or beast.
HINDOO OINTMENT.
The best cure for ringbone, SPAWN, splint and
similar diseases in horses.
EXTRACT JAMAICA GINGER.
Unrivalled as warming stimulantinc collie, &c.
DARE'S COUGH SYRUP,
Composed of tar, wild cherry, &c., has given
great satisfaction as cure forcoughs, colds, &c
nsA- The public re invited to call at Dares
Drug Store. may 10Y
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
GARDEN SEEDS.

Garretsod's, johnson, Robbins & Co., Com
stock & Ferre, B1ist's and Landreth's Garden
Seeds. Also, beautiful collection of
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
hAK1@8s

Your attention is invited to the stock Of sta
tionery, perfumery, extracts, cosmetics, fancy
goods, dye colors, SC.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

White Lead, Zinc White, China Gloss, Fancy
Colors, Varnishes, Paint Brushes, Linseed
Oil, Spirits Turpentine, Benzine.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

MRS. FRY's Rules. never lose
any time; [ do not think that lost which
is spent in amusement or recreation
sometime every day; but always be in the
habit of being employed.
2. Never err the least in truth.
8. Never say an i'll thing of person
when thou canst say good thing of him;
not only speak charitably, but feel SO.
4. Never be irritable or unkind to
anybody.
5. Never indulge thyself in luxuries
that are not necessary.
6. Do all things with consideration;
and, when thy path to act is most diff
cult, feel confidence in that Power alone
which is able to assist thee, and exert thy
own powers as far as they go.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

S young parson OF the UntTersallsc
faith, many years since, when the Simon
pure Universalism was preached, started
westward to attend a convention of his
brethren in the faith. He took the pre-
caution to carry vial Of cayenne in his
pocket, to sprinkle his food with, as pre-
ventive to fever and ague. The conven-
tion met; and at dinner tall Hoosier OBJ
served the parson as he seasoned his meat.
and addressed him thus:
Stranger, I'll thank you for leetle of
that ere red salt, for I'm kind O. cur Gus
to try it."
"Certaiuly," returned the parson; "but
you will find it very powerful: be careful
how you use it."
The Hoosier took the proffered vial,
and feeling himself proof against any
quantity of raw whiskey, thoug ght that he
could stand the ''red salt" with impunity,
and according sprinkled junk of beef
rather bountifully with it, and forthwith
introduced it into his capacious mouth. It
soon began to take hold. He shut his eyes
and his features began to writhe, denot-
ing very inharmonious condition physi-
cally. Finally he could stand it no lon
ger. He opened his mouth and screamed
sire !"
"Take a drink of water from the Jug"
said the parson.
"Will that put it out 7" asked the
martyr, suiting the action to the word
In short time the unfortunate man
began to recover, and turning to the
parson, his eyes yet swimming in water,
exclaimed:
Stranger, you call yourself 'Varsel-
list, l believe p
81 do," answered the parson.
"Wall, want to know if you think it
consistent with your belief to go about
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
TOBACCO

Three qualities, good, bad and Indifferent at
corresponding prices, to which he haslately
added fourth-ratt tails.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
DARESS
new DRUG STORE F.!
At the Old Stand.
aEEDICIN ES.

new lot o drugs, ,ch emicals, and medicines,
selected with care, of the best quality, and at
reduced prices.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23

! KIss-A receipt given on 'p
your addresses,
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
Eatent? Medicines.
. q 9 &c s. q

lllthe best popular preparations ofthe day.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1868-10-23
MORNING GLORY.

Unequalled for its labor and fuel-saving
qualities. Glass Fruit Jars, and Self
sealing
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02
The First of july.


Being awsre that a large number
Of subscriptions to Eastern papers
and periodicals expire on the Let Of
July, We take the opportunity Of urg.
ing upon all such, whose names are
not already upon our books, the pol
icy Of taking in place thereof, their
county paper, and thus contribute to
the Advancement Of local publications
and to the support and encourage
ment Of republican principles.
To our republican friends through
out the county, VIC would urge their
efforts 10 our behalf IL shall be our
object to make our paper second to
none. politically, among the country
press, and our labors shall be unoeas
ing FOR the cause in which VIC have
enlisted. With the names Of GRANT
and CoLrAx at our mast head, we
hope to keep our colors proudly ay-
ing until victory shall perch again
upon the old banner of "beauty and
glory" and ils foes arc scattered aud
flown
To the ladies we appeal,--for to
them we are indebted for a large pro.
portion Of our present subscription,-
and request those whose husbands Or
fathers do not take the TRIBuEr, to
use their influence 10 inducing them
to do 70 During the latc rebellion.
no history chronicles such unselRsh
sacrifice and uuaagihg energy as was
demonstrated by them in behalf Of
the soldier. Now that tho Captain Of
our noble host is candidate for the
Chief Magistracy of the Country. |
aud his election depends In a great
measure upon the generous support
given to those papers which advocate
ifis election, we are confident that |
The same ladies sisters and moth
brothers and sons fought
aud fell iu the noble struggle for
freedom, will give a kind word and |
END their cheerful influence to aid
ihc press whose principles and party |
uphold tho nation and the nations
,aviogs.
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02
Not a Vital Necessity.

Tho Cincinnati Gdsetts, of Friday
last, gives our jealous congressman.
who are so anxious for recollection,
few smart raps over the kuuokles,
in tho following language:
1T is reported to be hard to keep
a quorum of Congressman at work on
the Internal Revenue bill, They are
indifferent, or they want to 60 home
TO fix up their next election, or they
have gone homo for that, aud they
don't SEQ any elec,ioncering capital
in a tax bill We arc tempted TO
remark upon this overpowering anxi.
ty about thoir next election, as DR..
Sam. johnson did to tho liquor sci.
ler, WHOM he reproyed for his busi-
ness, and who gave the excuse that
hO must live. The stern moralist ro
piled that he saw no neod Of his liy-
log. Aud so We may say chat We see
no vital need of their recollection.
For If the wholesale striking OF OF
taxes, without the capacity to adjus,
the means oCrovenu0 to the expeudi.
lures aud tho demands of the pubic
faith; il the cutting down of appro-
priations, without eurtailing ex-
penses if the impeacdmsnt failure,
and more enormous land grants to
railroads, are the principal items that
this session can show, i, is really no,
a vital matter TO the public that the
members shall bo reelected. Aud
We have a notion that if this Con,
gress has not the courage to cut
down the army and navy to a peace
footing, aud to rigidly cut down all
tho military paraphernalia that has
grown upon great war. aud to stop
tho land plapder, aud to bring the
Freedmen's Bureau to an end with
the gathering Of the present crop.
snd to adjust the expenditures aud
revenue, it will have TO give place to
another.
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02
News Of the Day.

The shipment Of specie on Satur-
day was one million and forty eight
thousand dollars.
The FIRST lot Of new Virginia wheat
sold in Richmond, Saturday, at three
dollars per bushel.
A dispatch from Omaha announces
the completion Of $50 miles Of the
Union Pacific Railroad.
On motion Of Senator Wilson. Fri.
day, action On all bills granting
Government aid to railroads was
postponed until December.
The bill relative to the contested
election 10 the District of Columbia,
became law without the President $
signature.
Two car loads Of Fenian arms and
equipments. 10 store house in ST. AL
bans, have been quietly removed by
Fenians.
The Senate Foreign Relations
Committee have changed their mind,
and will recommend the confirmation
Of Gen. Mcmahon os Minister TO
Paraguay.
The Committee on Ways and
Means agree to take vote on Mr..
Morehead's tariff bin this week
There is little probability of 1t being
acted upon this session.
The fractional currency issued last
week amounted to $500 600: United
States notes, sSt,00O frac tional cur
repoy shipped, $3.50 OOO;, United
States notes sent to National Banks
sSS.372; National currency redeemed
and destroyed, s4O0,1O0.
Advices from the City of Mexico,
dated juno 18th, state that JunrezI
remained frm in his refusal To change
his Cabinet. Romero has been or
derod from Washington. lie has in.
formed the English bondholdors that
their negotiations with Maximilanl
have annulled all obligations on the
pnrt of Mexico. There is no cordi- !
ality between the American Legation
and President Juarez, owing to the
protection Of Europeans ia the Mex /
loan Consulate. Gen. Alatore is to
command the expedition against the
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02
To Be or Not to Be.

Whether to DO considered as ia d.
voring tho "bondod aristocraoy, by
accepting the non-taxation of bonds
principles Of tho Eastern Democrats
or to take up arms against this sea
Of troubles, and by nominating Pen.
dleton, end them, is the now promi-
nent question with our political op
ponents. To nominate PENDLEToN
and place him upon the platform Of
Belmont & Co., would be two much
like attempting to mix oil and water.
Accepting CHAsE or SEYMOUR woald
be directly conscnting to see their
pet theories strangled in tho puddles
Of abolition iinanciering. Whether
TO bear those ills they have or fly to
others that they know not Of, con.
Germs them deeply. The West is set
against CHASE and SEYMOUR aud the
East against PENDLEToN, and when
these oppositely charged bodies come
in contact, crash is santieipated, aud
tho only thing that will prevent such
result is the throwing out of many
hne points and intricate wires to de-
eoiyo aud dovide the main charge.
Until the convoning Of their Con.
vention, this "old and time .honorcd
organization" is without principle,
and without party"
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02
Facts and Fanoies.

1t has been positively and def mite
ly ascorloined that Mr., Colfax is or
is not to be married.
Johr o. Breckinridge has been
sued in Paris by q boardiLg house
keeper for a debt of 1000 francs.
One day the week before last, the
track layers on Laramie plains put
down five miles of iron. This is the
largest days work on record.
The President has pardoned an
other couuterleiter, who was convict.
ed four months ago and sentenced to
So 900 fne and fifteen years impris-
onmcut.
A gentleman from Toledo, Ohio,
has just purchased eleven quarter
sections Of the Delaware lands for
eleven families Of 0hioaus,
General sherman has adopted the
son Of the late Kit Carson, aud will
provide for his education at Notre
Dame University, in Indiana.
Advices received at Washington
from Senator Grimes say that his re-
covery is now impossible. His men
orr is rapidly Ealing aud is becom-
ing so weak thathe complains ofnot
being able to think.
Chief Justice Chaso's private sec.
rccretary denies having furnished to
the newspapers statement Of Mr..
Chase's platform. He never heard
of it till he saw it in print.
Speaker Colfax has invited his old
companions in the journey across the
continent three years ago to accom-
pany him on his projected trip
through Colorado in August.
George, "Artemus Wards" favor.
ite boy, is now at work in Houghton' s
Riverside Press" printing Office,
under a provision Cf the humorist's
will which required his apprentices
ship to "the best printer in America.
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02
UNION REPUBLICAN, COUNTY
CONVENTION.

The Uuion Republicans Of Seneca
Coun,y, Sill assemble in Convention
at the Court House In Tiffin, on
SATURDAY, JULY ls, 1883,
for the purpose Of dominating a
county ticket to be supported at the
ensuing election, aud for the transac
tion Of such other business as may be
necessary.
The following candidates will then
be placed Ia nomination;
One Cindidats for Apdi,or;
One Candidate for Sheriff,
One Uadidatc for Cbmmiaioasr;
One Candidate for Recorder;
One Candidate for Sarueyor;
One Candidate for H6rmary DER;
0ae Candidate for Cbroncr.
Tho Uuion Republican voters Of
Seneca county, ia consideration of the
above call, are requested to meet 10
their respective townships aud wards
throughout the county at their usual
places Of holding elections, at 2 o.
olOok, I, NJ, on SATURDAY, the
llTH or JULY, aud then aud there
select The full number Of delegates
TO which they are entitled to bc rep
rseented by in the above convention.
Also, at tho same time. select their
delegates 10 the Congressional Con.
gressional Convention, Of which time
Of meeting, due notice will be givcn.
The representation will be based
upon the vote for Gov. HAYES, in
1867, apportioning ono delegate to
the COun,y Convention, for every 20
votes so given and ono delegate for
every fraction Of 10 votes or over;
and, one delegate to the Congressiou
Convention. for every 100 votes given
for HAYES, aud one delegate for ov-
cry fraction Of so votes ovor that
number, by which apportionmen, the
several townships aud wards are en-
titled te the following representation
in fha raanaotivn o,pvonN,,,.
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02
Not Unlikely,

An exchange, In noticing the fact
that "Maek" Of tho Commercial has
become mauaging editor Of tho En-
quirer, remarks tba, "he Is now ia q
position to show up the sneaking
meanness Of the Commersial.' aud
thinks il wouldo I be surprlsiOg ifhe
should got mad some day aud DO IT,
II would NOT, certaiuly, be the strang-
est thing ia the werld---nor the leasI
entertaining TO unprejudiced outsi-
aers, Tho developments might pos
s'biy be rather rich
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02

a large crowd assembled to Wit
ness the departure OF Ristori and
Tostee oO the steamer Vile de Paria,
Saturday. Soth were showered with
bouquets In walking from their car
riages TO The gaugway Of the steamer,
Tosiee expects TO return soon, and
will visit the Western cities.
Port au Priuoo advoes state the
insurgents now bessigng that capital
are disposed To renew their attack ou
the forlideaiions, The peasants on
the plains are all armod, aud have
proclaimed in C,vor of President
Salnsye. The American Minister b d
detained the pvnobseot until he ar
rival uf tue CoBtooeook.
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02

\ resolution passed tho House on
Monday BY vote of % nyos TO 81
nays instructipg the Ways and Means
Committee to report bill requiring
the Secretary of tho Treasury, to levy
a tax Of ten per cent, payable annu-
ally, on the interest of all United
States Bonds.
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1868-07-02

The phrase that this is "white
mass government" has loug been
the sluItant boast Of the Democracy,
Jet now they present the somewhat
amusing spectacle Of visibly ad-
niSipg With that negro worsliping
beau ideal Of aboliiionism-sALMoN
J, CHAsE--wl.o loves the negro as ho
issss himself, aud says the Demecra.
- Esss love him 800 Il they would
choose him as their standard bearer.
~ Batter truly says, ",irnes change
sed some Of Us change vith them