The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1868-09-21
MISCELLANEOUS.
IF A HUMRUG.

IF A HUMBUG,
What wonder
That the doors
Are open wide
Ever since tie
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or CT Ii it hunlbug
Are the doctors.
% s.n... Not acquaint (; rr.-U-
For they always t@f 4
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint
File up facts -.....
As high mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their ewes.
But the cry
Is always humbug
Men oil SC ence
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested Tree o cost over ten
months. every day Except Sundays) at ITO Chatham
square, New York, for The removal and cure of all
of pain and disease. he office is const ant
ly crowded with patients, rain shrne Every per-
son who buys Pam Paint, tries it free Of cost,
Knows that all who call it humbug tell a alsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
We want no burning lininents
In City, County, Town.
Wewant to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay,
Or Undertakers' fees.
We know all Pills hay, had their day,
That physc is deceit; frs
The l. meet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with Pursaiives
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
| TREMBLING MAN. There is man whose
hand does not tremble, but handles brush with
dexterity, and lays on the PAINT that never leaves
color or STAIN He paints girls, boys, men and wo-
men, byt hundreds, every day and evening. He
removes pain as if by magic, of any nature,
whether chronic or acute. from simple mosquito
bite to to the most frightiul cancer. Broken down,
trembling patients are sent by the officers OF hosp-
| tails 10 WOLCOTTS Office, No. 40 Chatham square.
n. Y, ami all pain is removed for every application,
free of expense without money price, for the ten
| ant OF the sunkcn cellars of tie meanest tenement
house, or for the owners OF brown stone and marble
| palaces of Fifth Avenue. ALL all are treated alike,
and each wait their turn for application OF that
| wonderful remedy, PAIN PAINT. and all distress,
pain and misery, vanishes instantly, if command
ed by supernatural agent The scepter of the king
dom of pain is broken under the touch of the brush
| and crumbles like SPIDERS web, where before 1t
held its victim with an iron grasp for scores Of years.
| Hundreds ofphysicians have witnessed the opera
tons with astonshment, and those who expected to
| scotf aud laugh returned to pray. A factory in
Brooklyn and the office in New York is driven its
utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors friends
urge him to double the price at once but the Doctor
with an emphatic No. settles the matter. The peo-
pie shall have it, and every body ese tor 25 cents
so cents, ST. S. s., and IS per bottle, and select
what size they please Those who are able certainly
Will purchase the largest SlzeS for they contain SIX
teen OF the dollar bottles and hold enough drive
pain headlong, instead OF small bottle that removes
| pain only by inches. e. lr+.f-l'f p
| DR.. WOLCOTT is a man of business. He has
been in the same office nearly six years, and folks
know just where to find him. He has no time to
visit race courses or base ball intellectually time
to snatch lunch.-PeOple of common sense know
that he means just what he says. He has too much
honor to make a single false statement.
1t is needless for to state the he has al
ready achieved in the sale of his old standard rene
dy, the ANNIHILATGR, universally patronized oI
catarrh and colds in the head, which is to-day the
only leading and reliable remedy tor that lOathsomt
yet universal complaint. Still more, he now puts
up the ANNIdILATOi in pints, instead of hal,
pints, and makes it quarter stronger and more
efficient He has cured, by the use OF this valuable
medicine, not only thousands of almost hopeless cases
of catarrh, but hundreds of weak nerves. Many a
man whose hands trembed to such degree that il
was impossible to read newspaper without laying
it oil desk, and who could scarcely write theiI
names once week, find immediate benefit. Pint
bottles hold three of the so cent bottles, aud he sell
fifty pint bottles to one of the smaller size. Thou
sands suffer who would be wholly restored from
that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which leads di
rectlv to lung com plants, dyspepsia, weak nerves
pain in the side and stomach, and liver complaint
| Doctors in general do not understand Catarrh ant
few are bold enough to deny it. Nothing ever takeI
into the stomach cure it, for the disease is in the
head. You might as well put plaster on the foo
to cure an ulcer on the hand.-Catarrh is an ucera
ton in the head and running sore the matter falls
in the throat and clogs it, at night runs down TO the
| stomach and undermines the whole constitution.
Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and ag-
grayate the disease. A sneeZe is natures most en-
i phatic No, and dust OF ally kind is most positively
| injurious.
You must cure the feste ing nicer in the head and
| the difficulty in tina throat and stomach, ficm this
load of phlegm constantly pouring from the head is
removed. 1t must be cleared out instead of addng
| snuff and more filth.
| Buy none OF the Doctors remedies unless in pure
| aohife wrappers
| CUT THIS OUT, post it up, and never forget
there is ONE PLACE you can go, or be carried, and
have all physical pain removed free of expe nse at
| No. 10 Chatham-square, New York, and ~ Hanno-
yer street. Boston, when all other doctors give you
| up as hopeless.
| e Folks possessed of common wit
| @ Buy bottles that white wrappers fit,
| But tools are often caught and sold
With printed wrappers, brown and old.
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