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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-12-19
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FROM SAN FRANCISCO.

FROM SAN FRANCISCO.
SAN FRAsoIsco, December 10.
Late frsm Mexice-Terrible Earth.
Qunkes.
Advices from the City of Mexico to
December Sd, BY steamer, report all
quist throughout the territory Of the
Republic. General Rosscrsns, accom-
panied by General Sturm, arrived on
the a2d ult., and were cordially re-
ceived.
The towns Of Alamos and Nebajoa, on
the River Mayo, Sonora, have been
wholly destroyed by terrible foods.
Over 40 persons persisted in the ruins of
the buildings.
Terrible earthquakes occurred 10 the
State Of San Luis Potosl, and had
caused several towns to be entirely
abandoned. At Picheco over 80 shocks
were felt in one day. The city of Itur-
bids was SO badly damaged that the en-
tire population fed to San Luis Potosi.
All the salt mines have been exempt
ed from federal taxes.
Tho Napa Railroad.
The Directors Of the Napa Valley
Railroad nuouu that regular trips to
Cslistoga will be commenced on Tues.
day next, the road being completed and
o junction with the Vallejo road made.
Boilers have been placed in the New
World, and soon as she can go on the
dry dock she will be ready for service
or. the Vallejo route.
Federal Stamps ON Tobacco.
Senator Cole t~elegraphs that q bill
has been introduced extending the time
for stamping tobacco on hand from jan
uary LIST until February 18th, and that
il will pass.
Hold to Bail.
j. Levingham, who cut a soldier and
in whose case Judge provinces has re-
fused to admit Chinese testimony, has
been held to answer before the Grand
Jury in $1,000 bail.
Arrived.
Tho steamer Ajax arrived last night
from Portland.
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A Lovo BABY.-A case has been heard Of
over in Nevada, where two parents, after l6
wears Of welded bliss, were rendered still
more olissful by the advent Of a baby. Per.
sererantia onnia rincit, and all that sort Of
thing.-Dramatie Rerieso.
You wretch | The Silver City baby is
no longer than other babies, ever if it
,uas sixteen years coming. If you were
over here you would get your long nose
pulled. We have heard of San Fran
cisco babies coming in sixteen weeks
after marriage, instead Of sixteen years.
For shame to yel
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MASONIC ELrorIoS.- The following
named gentlemen were elected officers
Of Carson Lodge No. l, F. L A. NJ, on
Thursday evening, for the ensuing year;
H. S. Mason, W. NJ; Jacob Tobriner,
s. W.; Henry Grfce, J.. W.; Charles
Martin, Treasurer; B. Edison, Secretary.
The installation Of the above officers, as
we'll as those to be appointed, will take
place at the lodge rooms on Saturday,
December 26.-Carson appeal.
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srnXw.-Thc Buletin advises tho farmers
Of California not TO burn their straw. A few
more DRY seasons will teach them the folly Of
mi, wicked waste. Country ministers will
please peach q sermon or two on saving
straw. Let US be more practical in the pull
pits. F. Rerieto.
Tho Bulletin is right-especially if
the straw is wild oats" which is said
to be very extensively saved in San
Francisco. Strawberries and cream
may be raised if the straw is saved.
Besides, farmers do a 6al.lst-in to straw
sometimes.
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New TREArNESr.-The people Of Virginis
City, it is said, treat the smallpox with In
der il the smallpox reeiprocates.-S. r
Reriec.
We can assure the Rscie,o that an ex'
tire indifference toward the smallpox
doe, exist over hero, especially in Gold
Hill and it is reciprocal, too-for we
know of two persons who got the
"cold shoulder" from the smallpox in
Virginia City within two weeks. We
will pit u jokes against your scabby
ones any day,
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FROM RURoPE-BY CABLR.


PARIS, December ls-Evening..-It is
rumored that the Turkish Admiral, Ho-
bart-Pasha, followed the Greek
steamer Epirus into the port Of Syria
and sunk her.
The Emperor and Empress to-day
made a visit to the ex.Queen Isabella.
GIBRALTAR, December ls.-There was
q heavy shock of earthquake here to-
day, but It caused no damage to life or
property.
CoSsTAsTISoPLE, December ls.-It is
officially announced that the Sultan has
resolved to enforce his demands on
Greece. Four frigates have sailed for
the Archipelago.
CADIz, December 1.-THE city is
tranquil, and recent fugitives are re-
turning to their homes.
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tn. ponies or horses peculiar to
China are used only for riding, and by
mandarins, when upon official business.
All agricultural work, blowing, irrigat-
ing, and the working Of rice mills, is
done BY the buffalo.
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The "Grecian Bend" has given way
to the "wiggle," assuming which the
lady is seized with q serpentine twist Of
her spine, and describes various convo
lutions as she trots over the pavement.
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Tur last new comedy announced in
England is "Tnme Cats" Time will
show whether it will run as we'll as
"Wild Oats" which has often been
printed ovid Cats,n
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"Erie," according to q contcmpo-
rary, was the New York lawyers
Thanksgiving Turkey"
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Grand Rafie !

ITO CONE OFF ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT.
L December 25th, 1858 at Finch's Saloon. Cold
Hill, to consist Of the following prizes:
Ono nnc Gold Watch and Chain;
Ono Mcerschaum Pipe;
One Lady's Musical Work Box.
ias Chance. at ,,,, q 90 per Chance
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DAILY NJ NELs0N, cHvBlUcK 3 %
GOLD HILL
San RRLScIsco. December 10.
81, $16SGl6S61TO b so; 5l8 Crown Point, 1900
81 &G9 50 3O652 b 80; 30 Daney, 81 IS; Il
Empire Mill, Silt 6011l5; 80 Gould & Curry.
$1lOltl0S 80; / Gold Hill Quartz Mill, $50 b 80;
2i Hale & Norcross, $s1GsS0s2 8 SO1s1 80 !
10; la Imperial, $1170la0ll9011O b 30; o.
kSentuci, $GslSas5 2 S6S2S2 80 80; 2S9 Lady
$24@24 b 80; $50 Overman, Ss1@Sa6SO 8 30le
s2 % s 30; ~ Savage, $so '5O6& 5 S00s3 b 80
10 segregated Belcher, % 10; 80 Yellow Jacket,
81 .2IoSf, sOO0i ,sOo0i $50 8 500, a65 80 Gold,
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Masonic Notice.

Culver STAR LODGE NO. 8, IF.
- q A. NJ, meets at their Lodge w
room, corner Main and blanchard AA
streets, Gold Hill, every SATURDAY w
nrpt Saturday in each month. All Brethren In
good standing are cordially invited.
BY order OF the w. d.
". n. HALL, Secretary.
Gold Hill December l., 1888. deiu
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FORENOON STOCK REPORT.

tcoRpEcrEp DAILY BY NrLsox, cuvBnvcK 4 90
GOLD HILL,
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To matter or to force,
The all Is now confined;
Beside the law Of things
Is set the law Of mind.
One speaks in rock and star,
And one within tho man;

And then apart again.
And both in one have brought Us hither,
That we may know our whence and whittier.
Perhaps nothing is more clearly
shown by the progress Of modern
SCIENCE than that there is ample room
for tho scientific laborsr in any and
every department. There is full scope
for the Investigations Of all, and the
sound results at which they arrive will
always be utilized BY the practical men
of this age, whs never allow a demon
strated scientific principle or the deysl-
opment Of q new fact to stand idle any
length OF time for want Of uss. Each
aids the other greatly in the advance Of
desirable knowledge, in the discovery
and establishment of truth, and all con-
tribute to the growth of that progress
which is the glory and hope of the ago
in which we live.
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RaIfimore ADVERTISEMENTS.

y -
p SINCLAIR & co..;
hs No 81 LIGHT STREET.
BALTIMORE, MD.
Manufacturers of Agricultural Implements and
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Also on hand for Spring sales fresh and genu-
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All goods sold by us warranted to give Salts
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For particulars &C., send for our Pictorial Cat
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THE UNFINISHED PRAYER.
Brcvities.

Peacock feathers" in ''bandit hats are
the latest female display in New York:
An unsophisticated Gloucester girl recent
tly inquired at a dry goods store for 'sthree
yards of Grecian bend"
The problem for modistes now is a gar
ment that will permit females to bcstride the
velocipede
A vein of manganese Of superior quality
has been found on the farm Of Y. FL. Peyton,
near Lynchhurg.
The democrats of Yazoo City, Miss have
established school for the children of color
cd men who voted the democratic ticket.
Coop ADVICE. writer in Chambers
journal gives the following pithy advice {:
Woman. woman take my advice and learn
to cook"
The Adjutant General of the army, in his
annual report to the Secretary Of War, says
that the actual force in service is less than
$4,000 men
The cultivation of broom corn is extend
ing in Virginia The yield averages net
profit of Ss44 per acre. not counting the seed
which is valuable for feed
Butler says Fitzpatrick was put in prison
for stealing mules, and Fitzpatrick is Of the
opinion that Butler ought to be there for
stealing spoons. a pretty pair of pups
The Memphis 4ealanche mention the
name of a citizen Of Monroe county, Missis
sippi, who has raised on an eighth of an
acre of sandy land, IT'S pounds of tobacco,
which he readily sold for $S7 go.
It is estimated that two and half million
acres Of land in South Carolina, fully one
half of the whole amount improved, is offer
ed for sale, and the average price does not
exceed six dollars an acre.
1t is said that the radical managers in
Richmond will urge upon Congress the pas
sage Of a law directing speedy vote on the
proposed Virginia constitution, with an cleo
ton for State officers at the same time.
MANASSAS RoAD.---Tio Harrisonburg
Register says: The cars are running to Mrs
Gochenours, about nine miles below liar
risonburg. Track-laying goes forward ac-
lively. Christmas, at the outside, will 6
the trains in our town.
Passengers and mails by the Central Pa.
cifc Railroad are now carried to Argenta,
Nevada the station for the Reese River min
ing district. 3S5 miles cast of Sacramento.
The track is laid IS miles further east. The
earnings for October exceeds 100000
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Baltimore Advertisements.

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Baltimore Advertisements.

-
MIN. A. ALBAUGH,
w Manufacturer and Dealer in all kinds of
BRUSH ES,
No. 81 Sharp Street, 6etweem Pratt and Lombard
BILTIINORE, MD.
Keeps constantly On hand the largest assoft-
ment of Brushes that can be found in this city,
such as
Paint EsHssszas,s. Irvine. Wire and
Esrass4ss0unA.
SASH BRUSHES, VARNISH BRUSHES,
WHITEW ASH BRUSHES, FLOOR SCRUB
BRUSHES, HAND SCRUB BRUSHES,
SHOE BRUSHES, SHIP SCRUB
BRUSHES, TANNERS BRUSH
ES HORSE BRUSHES,
I BUSTING BRUSHES, STOVE BRUSHES.
Paint Brushes speciality Of our trade.
SWEEPING BRUSHES,
PLASTERERS' BRUSHES,
PAPER HANGERS PASTE AND Dry BRUSHES,
STENCIL
And all other Kind and description Of BRUSHES
2T9 West Pratt Street,
March 81 6s-lyr. BALTIMORE, Nd
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The best and most etfectua Truss known for the
cure and relief ofHernia or Rupture. This Truss
has received the sanction Of the most eminent
Physicians and Surgeons Of this county; who DO
not hesitate to recommend it to those afflicted
with Hernia as being superior to all Others
1t is the only Truss that will retain the Bowels
with any certainty, and the wearer can feel as
sured that he is using a remedy that will be at
all times safe and effectua in its operations. Of
this we guarantee entire satisfaction to all who
may come under treatment.
LADIES' SILK ELASTIC ABDOMINAL BELTS
for Corpulency falling of the Womb, and as a
support to the Back and Abdominal Muscles
Anklets, Knee Caps and Stockings for Variccse
Veins, Ulcers and Weak Joints.
SHOULDER BRACES for Ladies, Gents and
Children, for the cure ofstoopng of the Should
ers and as Chest Expander.
PILE INSTRUMENTS, the mostsuperior article
use-lighter, easily adjusted and effectual In
struments for all Physical Deformities -Curva-
ture cfthe Spine, Bow Legs, Club Feet, &C.
Pessaries and Clutches of the most approved
make.
S. MARSH & co.
o. 3 Holiday street,
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'eC OLDEN CHORD7'
ESTEY'S COTTAGE ORGANS

The reputation of these Instruments is so
firmly established, that we need only refer to
all the prominent Organists Of the country, and
the thousands who have them in use throughout
the length and breadth of the land, to prove
aheir superiority over all others in the market.
We haze the following patent improvements,
which belong exclusively to our instrument.
LIST. The Harmonic attachments
Ind. Manual Sub-Bass.
Bird. Von Humana Tremu}e.
4th. You Judulaat, a stop of the most magnif-
ficent effects.
Liberal discount to Clergymen, Churches, &c.
HARRY SANDERS.
70 ". Fayette Street..
Zone door from Charles Street,
Mar27, es-tf Baltimore, Md.
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~ RN B Az AR.
NO. 100 NORTH HOWARD STREET,
Betvcen Framhlin and Mulberry ,Sts.,
The Cheapest Place in the City.
Keep constantly on hand large = tlHkG
assortment of Family Carriages, Ca EEf3T
leches, Barouches, Phatons, Jaggers, w
Coal-Box-Wagons, Jenny Linds, Dearborns, Ger
mantowns, Jerseys, Top and No-.fop Buggies,
Trotting aid Express Wagons, Ambulances and
Carts
Secondhand Wagons taken in exchange.
New and secondhand Harness constantly on
hand.
Ourfacilities enable us to sell fifty per cent.
cheaper than any other establishment in the city
for cash or approved paper. We only ask you
to give us a call to satisfy yourselves. Consign-
ments solicited and liberal advances made.
Do not forget the number-the small 20 North
Howard Street
Jan. 10, '6s.-lyr. H. D. SCHMIDT & co.
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\ very good domestic loast--.'lnay your
coffee and the SANDERS against yon he ever
aiikc-without grounds"
4 crusty old bachelor says he thinks it is
woman, and not her wrongs. that ought to
bc,rearesscd.
An editor became martial and was created
captain. Instead at ''two PAGES in 'front.'
advance" he ANONYMOUSLY bawled out.
5'Cash--two dollars a year--advance p
4 revenue assessor in Ohio asking the
usual questions, inquired, '.Did your wife
have any income last year p ssY es, replied
the assessed, ''she had twins---both eiris.''
A clergyman after marrying a couple
made prayer over them, concluding -
Forgive them, Lord they kpow not what
they dor
why don't you limit yourself?'' said
physician to an Incorporate person. ..set
down stake that you will 90 50 far and no
farther"
Put two persons in the same bedroom.
one Of whom has the toothache, and the 9th
er is in love, and it will be found that the
person having the toothache will 90 to sleep
first
When you see young man and woman
walking down the street, leaning against
each other like pair Of badly matched oxen,
it is pretty good sign that they arc bent on
consolidation.
A printers apprentice says that at the
Office they charge him with all the pic they
do find, and at the house they charge him
with all they don't find He SAYS he does
not understand that kind of logic.
A little girl out west, was lately reprov
ed forplaying out of doors with the big bows,
and was informed that being seven years old
she was too big for thatnow
:'Why, grandma, the bigger we GROW.
the better we like en-
\ woman is like ivy--the more you are
ruined the closer she clings to you. A vile
old bachelor adds: s'Ivy is like woman
the more it clings to you the more YOU are
ruined. ''Poor rule that won't work both
ways.
A lover who was sighted by the ladies.
very modestly asked one if she would let
him spend the evening with her.
No. she angrily replied, 'that's what
| won't"
You need't be so fussy about it, )" replied
he, Il didn't mean this evening, but some
stormy one, when [ can't go anywhere else.o
''Cuff, can you tell me the difference be-
tween an accident and misfortune ~ Il
gives it up, Pomp; can you?'' Eyes: ifan |
internal revenue ossifer should fall into the |
river, that would be an accident: if some |
body should pull him out. that would be a |
misfortune
In Scotland, recently, woman went to |
register the birth Of her child, and had to
answer the usual questions. 70 the one
Were you present at the birth % the as !
tonished woman answered, 'sTm the mither |
of the BARN but that is not an answer |
to my question" replied the registrar.
Were you present at the birth p eyes, |
of course" she said, II was there"
During the war, Georgia soldier while |
in camp near the house of his sweetheart,
sent hera boquet with card attached, upon
which was the following poetic effusion
s:Axcept this bokey from Teller
Who oft has hurd the kanops heller,
Has listened to the flies atooten,
And helped to doc heep of shooter
Has seen the war clouds darkly rise,
Like fifty buzzards when they fize,
Who now sbigger than his dad,
And wants to marry nifty bad"