Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1868-11-13

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~ ..rhsat, fsllsrn1 .uindlee' le'3y you )" eehso.s %
sllai'F naS .. = Il Il. '''a'0
- ''Aud you'd 4rob7a hen roost!'' is the
ready answer. - '''-' '''''"5. ! q go 80
80. youago 'long!" replies the chal-
lenged Jarvey; you're just out Of the
Toombs. for stealing bridlep e-4~ 'aas
sand you come out O. Sing Sing last
night, where you was put for stealin' =
bride with. boss to it!!'' p vol, ,r4.!.
."Y ou're notorious thief" c.. s...,r
You're noted for lying; choked your
self, trying to tell the TRUTH ~" . ~.
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dai'aDo Fps Take that!" - 20 @-sd" 81"
et"Go in!a GiveSit TO him p yell 'onnes:
.Fightw ii theecho.st { i. 'n..al 79"ol
'.Let up" y'o4l as'. 70, yiao : hi"
r4"Give it to him !",s, ss.f ,er ,aaae {.
.tMurder-r-r!I'na 7siea..T II g -;a ls1fa
Call the police p le.asqss Tag,
Now the fight becomes, general, some
fifty Of the carriage and cab drivers. with
a large sprinkling Of thieves. dock loafers
and 'idiers of the various calibers found in
the vicinity ofa New York steamboat land
ingg But where was i'our Down East
friend, amid this general aud sudden :'re-
volution'- of the sauguinary republicans !
Gone, dodbie quick time, Of COURSE -
No, there he is, in the very midst of the
coin bstants4lo Ho owtheyrush around him
How theyIhit-and bustle.one another, and
etseem rtoescapewound. scratch. or SCAT!
And the quiet. observer might discover
rather an osd exprossion m'ntling the face
Of each ,psuedo pugilist; for now and then.
as they tossed one another over our Yam
kee friend, and cried out in brave tones,
'' ".1'li give it 70 you ~ :. ;, ' ,.,,,. :. =.
.1S"Calf ne a'liar?'' H''A' ''.' - 'S''' ="
iss.Take that; II pepper you!'td ,'''sa'
They griuned and leered and actually
seemed to have ajollysime of it, Down
East was not idle; legs and lungs were Ia
notion .atd:s4glri 90 i,7sv,i.as Sa!.io1 ,aa
i t''Let ge-o-o! 4 Coll darn yeou. lot me
Call me g thief ," cries one Of theiiaEt
full dodgers, making a teint at . 'cotem-
porary'' and hitting Yankee, 90 . ''''
5a'sI sIlAIAI4git abut-tit!" eo8 : ,'>1'-l-
4o"SaidoI was seonvict, did yer? ," Take
thatn' yells anotherssa bas lasat ttasu9.
'.And that!"s "slsays third. making 4
miss .hit.u l)sand amsshing the Down East
igentleman's sheetriron, looking hat tightly
over the Yankees orbs of light, 4. G.
"sEveFlastin re.a.aSa.tioh u y g
"Go in, lemonsp' shout the crowd.
''Let 60 my haiti what i'd sin are yeou
'baout-t.t2 Let CO. COLL darn yel yeou'll
tear, my hat all to finders p sao /, 40
the The psr7lEssss'! 7Es'! e'd0 cries one g Of t ths
! "Hers's j Ifellear' irsi.in' . tight, yel1.
the carriage driver q 'dsn 9a1'sa' E'qan'
feas'Mdrdersfsfii reiAq9elless got my
wawchw t7sgI sogo tasTai5afb snisd si
j. Look out rpisf-poske.s!r sbedtths
loafers and thieves tszj7sgiDq 81 nsi nj
"a. Let, me aoutii Let gomy pocket, goll
darn re! What are yeeu All Git soat
o. that! MprderE cries the poor, victim,
4 hustle takes place, the crowd scat
tel, +, somebody cries cries that p,ck pockets .re
about and the 's'per.lees are coming : :
as'Hallo! IRE, what's an this about r.
exclaimss Tie III 7 ed:facea policeman. coming
up to poor Down East. who, has r8es)|y
managed to extricate bis head from Bis
hat, the iexertion putting him an IN foam
Of pefspiration, as we'll ss tumblfng up
hisihsir HE quilts upon the ftetfM pofc6-
pinc!, III ,Riaig'iJ q gnivT0s Ia;.ifO fss''
..What's Ill this row, dsha", ",sAoso ns.>l
o'sRaew9 Is Gen darn. yslv sYeou one Of
them fsller's been pitehin' into met a'Jsst
say 80. and 4'll be darued # / dpnt jest
wallop yeou .aout of, yeour. ceov, skins, or
my :, names not Jedediah yuuper. naopl''' :
@'WhatY' cries the policeman, Are
you the feller's Been raising al this muss! y
t.:.He's the feller, Mister Perleesmas" !"
says one Of the coaschmen, coming, ppsttoo
The sssos sos isss e ,hss sss A k,bS
cries Jumper, throwing OF bis hat and
coat IN tie most heroic fashion. and evinc:
ing other symptoms or going 'in.r4'' r"o
rJ.Hes drunk!a Take him olf!"eries 4
loaeer.i i / yi iiiuosa y1sgs 10 's1h ;,
#s;H as been raising q '6gkt here alb tba
afternoon Hssayssanothss coming up with
more comfreres. .s.gso os ss;a.
"He's picked my. pocket, the thief r
cri6s 6neadf thetrascalsduY adt a'o1i "a
IL And asolaemy watch!H Ichimes in ana
other villaia.l.oa sd: to sqi92s7 ed: eshe!von
b. ...Yeous et.rna. sdepbleeapd-twistad
skunks, jyeou, = gaspss poor Jumper. nov
writhipg in the hands 9f the ferocious .ps,
liceman. "yeou pizen-mean. ceowardly,
low-lifed sarpints. yeop.xe stolemy wawOb,
yeoa,sa hookobmyspusss siasdn--si4 -sss
nt.Comsalong !"rosss TIE virsaously yiBs
dignsntof6eer.aA.C Comesloag, you sasosl!
Want to, let on youveshseb1roSbsd, sh, y
n: Him lrobbed!a rHaA hs! Ia e anidsal
ou're 2 spooty fellsrI to ybg robhsdsl
Ha!, ,ha! be +" shout the thieyes.l lt,na Z.
Come with me. you scoundrel Iu
show YOU you how to come here and kick up
d row among dscent, honest people. Just
to pet 1 chants ID pick pockesF Eh?"'
-"Mg pick pcckess4 .Greals.lt fiDg'
dom i,is5q II eiss 3D. .o3 ,aa ,s!ooi q
-ttCons along l'assiss the poiissmss'da
a'Giys me my seoss1h 6a.aya looksa'
.bsrsl Fetch back thst sceatl,4sStop that
feller with my. bat vfSasa-y, look q