The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1868-09-30
Things Wise and Otherwise.
Bosom friends--Studs.
Stylish animals Hogs:
Natural humbugs-Bccs.


oea gn!ls = Flirts at the sca-shorc.
~ splnncr's motto--"Lifc is ycc1n
Boys are men in roundabout way.
Orange satin petticoats hop at Sara
toga.
The best circulating mcdium-Tbc
blood.
All flowers Of speech spring rromtu-
lips.
Popular hose company The socic-
ty Of women.
Dress paradc--A fashionable NJ
mans toilette.
The best forms of socicty-Wo.
mems natural figures.
Don't cross the bridge till you come
to it.
When tIattcrcrs meet, The devil goes
to dinner.
Love, tho toothachc, cough ana
(iSfS Doots, are thing which cannot bc
long kept secret.
Many men who pretend to have
grains of good sense seem to havo
scrupIes about using them.
,"rhe minister who boosted that he
could preach without notes didn't
mean bank notes.
Why does the new moon remind
one of giddy 2irl ? Because she's too
young to 81 ow rluch reflection.
Saratog lad ics arc SO obliging ito
furnish reporters the size of their
waists and value Of their diamonds.
~ young man advcrtiscs for situa-
ton as a son-in-law in rcspoctablo
family. Would have no objection, he
says, to 60 IL short distance in tho
country.
IT it is only ssconscicncc that makes
towards of us ALL" most men should
be fearless as Caesar.
Why is girls looking for her low
or Il childish amusement? Because
it's playing at bcau-pecp.
People who catch at straws-cob-
blcr-drinkcrs.
Wo love much more warmly. while
chcrlsting the intontion of giving
pleasure, than an hour afterwards
when we have given it.
Man wastes his mornings in jantici.
patng his afternoons, and wastes his
afternoons in regrctting his mornings.
.,"Oh dear ~ exclaimed an urcbin.
VINO was chewing green apples; pve
can odd fcllowI'
eyes, he's giving me the grip.''
"Oh, mother, do send for tho doc.
tor said II little boy of three Years.
"What for, my sdearl' aWhy.%
there's gentleman in the arlorwIo
says ho'll die if Jano don't marry
him; and she says she WON'T. ~
~ girl In Boston, who had been dis
tardcd by her lover. swallowed Gn4pint
OF yeast. On being asked whyshe
did it, she remarked that her Shirts
were SO depressed that sho wanted
something to make them rise.
~, Iva p!cAf. okRnfoM ON TIE MOUNT.
Blessed arc the proud, and Govern.
mcnt contractors, for thoirs is tho
Kingdom of Grcembacls.
blessed arc tho naughty, for they
shall inherit shinplasters.
| blessed are the uhlMorciful, for tllzy
shall obtain command.
| blessed arc the vile III heart, for
they shall be appointed Judges.
| Give to the negro thay asketh not.
put from the poor man TURIN away.
Moreover when you pretend to fast,
last not at all, but eat turkeys, ducks,
and especially roostcrs,. thatyou NAV
crow over the coppcrbcads, did stuff
yourself with whatever shinplastcr
buycth.
Lay upfor yourselves treasures in
groenbacks, fivc-twchtios,. and county
bonds, and whatever else yon NAV
take and carry away from the Custom
house and Treasury.
Every man can serve two mostors
the devil and the Radical.
Take no thought to be clothed bv
honest, toil,' consider the contrabands.
how they toll not, Mother do thew
SOW, and yctno white man is fed like
one of these (niggers), IF a q poor
%h,to vi 'Jn nan n,a ask bread, give hima stone,
II he ask fish, give hiine an alligator
- -Atchungem9.i ma g.
GLORIOUS PRospEcrs OF DEmo-
TIC, IlGt.,,ThirMPIl CINCINNATI, SEPT.
- y Recent advices received here
IRON all parts of the State give double
asspraleeh That the Dcmocracysss,;x s,;xS;sssIs xS;;sslA
carry the.Sfate BY All emphatic ma MA
Jorlty IN October, and by a much larg-
er vote in inNoycmbcr.
q prominent and influential public
man MAJ in Morgan's district, who hay.
beena Republican over since the or