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The New York herald., 1868-03-16
TRAVELLERS, GUIDE.

HUDSON RIVER AND HARLEM RAILROADS.
Ill Trans for Albany and Troy connecting with Nofhc
Western trains, leave New York via Hudson River Rail
road Thirtieh Tenth avenue, and ~ ~ NJ n
34s, 80 II NJ, and via Harlem Railroad Twenty
sixth street Fourth avenue, mt II A. NJ and - r. NJ
The $50 r. N. train via Hudson River will ran "a
Sundays
WILLIAM II. VANDERBILT, Vice rrslrn,
The New York herald., 1868-03-16

TNOR sALE-A BARGAIN-A SODA WATER NAME.
factory, with Fountains Boxes Bottles Wagons sai all
necessary Utensils complete excellent
extensive business In connection wmh which 70 very
cheap OF the the sabng aud VII
accommodates s1 boses business established twelve years
The owner engaged other cannot give At
tention BOTH Apply 5 East rwensyhird street, neAr
Third avenue.
The New York herald., 1868-03-16

outside LINE To PHILADELPHIA.
~ LOkiLLARD'S STEAMSHIP LINE.
Steamships
BRUNETTE AND cOQUETTE.
of the above will & East Ffv
York, and pier ~ North wharves Philadelphia every W.
ncsday and Saturday afternoon Insurance. snsrn'reh ~
per For freight apply the cred whnr abu
Freight received Al all hours.
The New York herald., 1868-03-16

AGissocRl PAST DUE COUPONS BOUGHT AND SOLD
M by sAY COOKE co.
Mooney TO LOAN AT SEVEN PER CENT-ON FIRST
N1 class property IN this city.
KING 4 CO.,
1857 Broadway.
The New York herald., 1868-03-16

E,oR HAVANA, CARRYING THE UNITED STATES
Mall The well known fast sailing sidewhrei steamship
RAPiDAN W. - Cheesman, commander, will ssii for the
a3P.M. = 'e''i 4a's" -
Freight on measurement goods, 3oc. per foot
Freight on weight goods, Ac per pound.
Passage money, x65 In currency.
No freight for Havana received on day OF sailing
For freight or PASSAGE having unsurpassed acconmoda
LIVINGSTON, FOX 4 CO., - Liberty stree,
The New York herald., 1868-03-16

CABLING FROM PIER NO. 3 NORTH RIVER:
y FOR CHARLESTON AND FLORIDA PORTS. ts
class sdcwhec steamship
JAMES ADGER, Captain LOCKWOOD "Wednesday Mairh
16 at m. .4.
Superior recommendations for passengers.
passage tickois nnd bills Of adng issf ~ GOA
nection with the South Carolina Railroad 10 points south add
Southwest, and with steamers 10 Florida ports.
Goods forwarded free Of commissions
Bills of lading furnished ahd signed on the pier.
Passenger and freight Office, 26 Broadway.
New York anI Charleston Steamship Company
HENRY H. MORGAN a co. hgppfs
The New York herald., 1868-03-16

A DRUG STORE FOR SALE CHEAP-ON EIGHTH
avenue; rent low good location. Particulars win s.
EMERSON, l21 Eighth avenue.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27
Quotations from Eminent ssCOps
perheads.0

As the Fortieth Congress seems deter
mined to override the Constitution, and !,
/ in the language Of Thad. Stevens, to tact
outside Of it," it may be well to read the
following extracts
The Constitution, which at any time.
exists until changed by an explicit and
authentic act of the whole people, 10 sa-
credly obligatory upon all.-[George
Washington.
/ have repeatedly laid myself under
the most serious obligations to support
the Constitution. / have acquired an
habitual attachment to it and veneration
for it John Adams.
The preservation of the general gov
Eernment, in itswhole constitutional vigor,
Is the sheet anchor of our peace at home,
and safety abroad.--[Thomas Jefferson.
TO hold the Union of the States as the
basis Of their peace and happiness to
support the Constitution, which is the &C.
ment of the Union, as we'll in its Iimita-
ton as in Its authorities James Madi-
son.
By what means shall we contribute
most to cement the Union and give the
greatest support TO our most excellent
Constitution ?-[ James Monroe.
In unfolding TO my countrymen the
principles by which / shall be governed
in the fnlfilment OF those duties, my first
resort will be 10 that Constitution, which
/ shall swear, to the best Of my ability,
to preserve, protect and Defend John
Quincy Adams.
The Constitution is a sacred instru-
ment, which should be guarded with
sleepless vigilance.-[ Andrew Jackson.
/ shall endeavor to preserve, protect
and defend it, by anxiously referring to
its provisions for direction in every action.
If Martin Van BureD.
Our citizens must be content with the
exercise Of the powers with which the
Constitution clothes them VIM. Fl.
Harrison.
Ny earnest prayer shall constantly be
addressed to the all-wise and all-powerful
Being who made me, understandingly to
act the principles of the Constitution
John Tyler.
The Constitution itself, plainly written
as it is, the safeguard of our Federal COM
pact, the offspring of concession and
compromise, binding together in the
bonds of peace and union this great and
increasing family Of free and independ-
ent States, will be the chart by which !
shall be directcd.- Jas. K. Polk.
Ny guide will be the Constitution. For
the Interpretation of that instrument I
shall look to the decisions OF the judicial
tribunal established By its authority
Zachary Taylor.
The Constitution viii be my guide. I
regard all its provisions as equally bInd-
Iing.-T MiIlard Fillmore.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27
POETRY.
DON'T sLoP OVER.

Don't slop over" the old man said,
As he placed his hard on the young mans head
"Go II, by oil means--go Il fastj
TO Il while leather aud horse shoes last;
Go u while hide aud hair on horse
Will hold together. oh, 20 Il, Of courscj
Go Il rs fast as ever you can,
But don't slop over my dear young man.
Dent slop over. You'll ind some day
That keeping an eye to wind'ard will pay;
A horse may run little ton long,
preacher may preach Just traction too strong
4 poet who pleascs the world with rhymes
May write and regret il in after times.
Keep the end OF the effort ever In view,
And don't slop over, whatever you do.
"pon't siop over. The wisest men
Arc bound 10 slop over now and then;
Add the wiscst ut wurk or f ast,
Are the very ones that blunder the least.
Those that for split milk never wall
Are the ones that carry the stcadiest pail
Wherever yuu 30. go in for the fat
But don't slop oycr-and freeze 70 that
Don't sIop over Great solomon
0uee went little too far with his fun
Louis Napoleon, as we know,
Stopped over GU Max in Mexico;
Horace Greeley, aud Jefferson D.,
Aud Hilton Helper. and old John B.,
And Andrew Johnson, the Great won't,
All stopped oyer-take care you don't.
Don't slop over. Distrust yourself
Nor always reach 10 the highest shelf:
The next 10 the highest will generally do,
And an nEweF the reed Of such a. yon.
Climb. Of course; but hiwDys stop
Aud take breath this side Of ire Iap
And yau will reach Il In wind and strong,
Without stopping over. Thus ends my song.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27
The TariG Question.
A correspondent of the Chicago Tfi.
Lune thussuccinctly states the tariff ques

A correspondent of the Chicago Tri-
Lune thussuccinctly states the tariff ques.
tion E So
1t is lie to say that American indus
try derives any benefit from law which
takes money from A, and gives it to B
for nothing. If A were allowed to re.
tain his money he would expend it on
G, d and T.. and get value in return for
it. Take the case of coat costing $50.
Under the Tariff the coat costs $50, and
the bounty is S25 dollars more He gets
a coat worth $25s and has s25 left to buy
lumber from G to fence. his farm, or to
pay ID for educating his children, Is not
the industry of A. G and D American In
dustry Z 1t is not foreign industry, cer-
tainly. But what becomes of B b is
making twenty-five dollars worth of cloth
for fifty dollars in money, and cheating
A. G and d out of the difference B was
doing good business in 1860 under .
tariff of fifteen per- cent. But the wal
broke out and he thought it would be 9
smart thing, while the peoples attention
was fixed on the rebels, to go to Wash
idgton and get the tariff put up SO as tC
increase his profits. The money which
he stole in 1861 made him greedy fol
more The tariff, of course, increased
the prices Of other things Except arti
cles which we export, and which we have
to sell at such prices as other nations are
.paying,l and b went to Washington
again and gothic tariff put up second
time, and SO he has done eleven times
during the past six years. sss z6a
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27
Josh Billlng. ON the Crow.

next To the monkey. the krow has the
deviltry to spare They are born very
wild. but kan be tanned ~ en@y as the
goat kan, but tame krow is aktunlly
worse than sore thumb
IL there is anything about the house
that they kant get into, il is because
the thing ain't big enuf. | had rather
watch distrikt skule than one tame
krow.
Krows live on what they can steal, and
they will steal cnnything that amt iicd
down. Tha are fond of meat .ittlcs, aud
arc tic FIRST TO hold an inquest over de-
parted horse, or still sheep. They are
a fine bird to hunt, but hard one 10 kill ;
they can see you iew miles fust. aud they
will smell gun right thru the side of a
mountain.
They arc not soHgSters. although they
have good voice Ia kultivatc, but what
they do sing they seem to understand
thoroughly long praktiss has made them
perfect.
The krow is tufF bird. and kan stand
the heat like blacksmith and the cold
like stone wall.
Tha bid ihare nest among tree, aud
la twice. and both eggs would hatch ouf
If tha waz lad in u snow bank. Ihare
amt no such thing as stoppin young
kro.
Kroze are very lengthy. bcleavc tha
live always. never knu one to die a
natural death, and don't beleavc tha know
how.
Tha arc alus thin in flesh, aud are like
an injin rubber shew, poor inside aud
out.
Tha are not considered fnc eating al
tho have read sumwbare NV billed kro.
but still / never heard NV the saim man
hankering iOr some billed kro times
This essa on the kro is copied from
nature. aud If il is tru, / amt to bIaim
for IL. nature made the kro, didn't. if |
had ! would have made her moro honest
and not quite so tuf.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27


NApoLEoN's HEART.-Whcn Bona
part died, it is wcll known that his heart
was extracted, with the design of being
preserved The British physician who
had charge of the wondrous organ, had
deposited it ina silver basin, among water,
and retired to rest, leaving two tapers
burning beside it in his chamber. He Of
ten confessed to his friends, while narrat-
ting the particulars, that he felt very
nervously anxious as to the cnstodion oi
such deposit, and although he reclined,
he did not sleep. While lying thus,
awake, during the silence of the night
first, rustling noise, then plunge
among the water in the basin, and the
sound ,ofan object falling, with rebound
ON the fioor--all occurring with the equickr
ness of thought. DR.. Aosprang from his
bed; and cause of the intrusion upon his
repose was explained lit was an enormous
Normandy rat dragging the heart Of Ma,
polcon to its hole A few moments more
and that which had been too ast3in its
ambition to be satisfied with tho severe,
ignty of continental Europe, would have
lbeen found in more degraded position
than the dust of Caesar stopping a beer
barrel--it would have become the suppei
of rat ITO such vile uses must We
como at last r
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

GRAMMAR IN RHYME.-We advise
every young grammarian just entering on
Murray. Brown, Smith, or any of the
thousand grammars in use, to commit to
memory the following lines, and then
they never need mistake part of speech.
Who the author is we do not know. but
he deserves Immortality. With bat one
exceptiou-Thirty days hath September.
ctc.,--it is the most poetical etfusion we
ever met with:
Three little words you often see.
Are articles a. an. aud the.
Nonn's name Of anything,
As school, or garden, hoop or swing.
Adjecfiyes tell the kind of Moan.
As great, small. pretty. white, or brown.
Instead Of Nouns the Pronouns stand
Her head, his face. your arm, my land.
Verbs tell Of something 10 be dome
10 read. count. sing. laugh jump or run.
How things are done the Adverbs tell,
As slowly, quickly, i'll, or well.
Coniunctions join the words together
As men and women. wind and weather.
The Propositions stand before
A Noun, as IN or through door.
The Interjection shows surprise.
As oh how pretty-ah! how wise.
The whole are called nine parts OF speech,
Which reading. writing, speaking teach.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

A COOP JoKE-Among the rules IN
the office Of a hotel in a Shaker village
10 N. H.. is the following:
married persons turrying with US are
respectfully notified that each sex, occu.
py separate sleeping apartments while
they remain"
Some time since, a newly married
couple, on little bridal "trip, visited the
Shakers. The evening was spent in talk
bed time came, and the couple were in.
yited to sleep. They passed out of the
office. up stairs, and there saw two, sober
faced Shakers. ''brother" and s.sister
each with a candle.
Man to theieft!' said tho brother
and into room he wheeled the bride
groom. m lf
Woman to the right Z as quietly saie
the sister, and into a separate room the
bride was ushered-the newly made mar
and wife separating without even good
night kiss The bridal party only re
NAMED one night.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27
Baby soIiIouy.

am here. Aud, if this IS what they
call the world, don't think much of it.
It's very fan1clly world, and smells of
paragoric awfully. It's dreadful light
world, too. and makes me blink, [ tell
you. And / don't know what to do With
my hands / think I'll dig my fists in my
eyes. No i won't. I'll scrabble at the
corner of my blanket aud chew it up, and
then I'll holler; whatever happens, I'll
holler. And the moro paragoric they
give me the louder I'll yell. That old
nurse puts the spoon into the corner Of
my mouth IN very uneasy way, and
keeps tasting my milk herself all the
while. She spilled snuff into it lastnight,
and, when | hollered, she trotted me-
That comes Of being two days old baby.
Never mind, when I'm man I'll pay her
back, good There's pin sticking me
now, and if T say word about it I'll be.
trotted or fed, and and I would rather
have catnip tea. I'll tell you who | am.
/ fond out to-day. I heard folks say,
"Hush, don't wake up Emmelines baby."
That's me- I'm eEmmeline's baby
aud supposed that pretty, Whitehead
woman over on the pillows, IS Emmellne.
No, was mistaken, for chap was IN
here just now and wanted to see Bob's
baby, and looked at me and said: twas
a funny little toad, and looked just ike
Bob" He smelt Of cigars, and I'm not
used to them. I wonder who else ! be-.
long to. Yes, there is another one
that's sGramma." Emmeline told me,
and then she took me up and held me
against her soft cheek, and said, cit was
Gramma's baby, so it was" declare I
don't know who I do belong to, but I'll
holler, and maybe I'll find out.
There comes snufy with catnip tea
The idea of giving babies catnip tea when
they are crying for information I'm go.
ing to sleep. / wonder if ] don't look
pretty red ia the face ? wonder Why
my hands won't go where I want them
Ito?
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

Al tender r-hearted railway engineer says
he never runs over a man when he can
help il, because itmusscs up the track so.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

Why are widows who want husbands
like railroads that needs repairing Be-
cause they are ready for new ties in lieu
of the decuyed sEeepeyS.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

Jones says It is easy enough 10 get
married, but getting the 6xins Is an.
other thing.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Adam Vandemere, of
Champaign, celebrated their golden we'd
ding D few days ago. Among the relics
exhibited vas an ancient German bible.
bearing date ESQ years ago and diploma
from . German Masonic lodge, written in
Latin, showing that the father Of the
bride was worthy member of.sha 'snga-
siO BE. "
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

An aged bachelor being asked if he or
or witnessed public execution, replied :
No, but / once saw marriage
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

& STRINGY GABBAGE.-There is good
story of citizen who used to go home
late, slightly inebriated, and partake Of >
lunch usually set out for him by his con-
siderate wife. One night, beside the US
ual dish of cabbage and pork, she left
washbowl filed with caps in starch. The
lamp had long been extinguished when
the sot returned home, and by mistake,
when proceeding to satisfy his hunger,
he stuck his fork into the wrong dish.
He worked away at his mouthful of caps
very diligently for some time, but finally
being unable to masticate them, he cried
out to his wife
Old woman, where did you get this
|cabbage9 ( It's confounded stfiDgy
My graciousp r replied the good lady,
|eif the stupid feller amt eatin mp all
my caps that / put in starch over night e
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27
nAr1ssoy rtE4IsY,sa

RATS OF ADvEHf1sfNo prn = =. On.
Column, 500 Half Column, 500; Quarter COL
umn, SS5.
Transient Advertisements per Square often lines
or less first insertion, So each subsequent inser-
ton, 81.
squire Is enc inch In space down the column,
counting cuts display lines, blanks, &c., solid
matter. No advertisement to be considered
than square. and all fractions counted fur
square. All advertisements inserted for less
period than three months to be regarded as tran
sicnt.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1868-06-27

BLANK DEEDS. of the latest and most
approved form, for sale at this Office. Warranty
and Mortsge
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-06-27


Ass -"Ask and - shall recsive. seek and
yss-"
Gehies o. Assoury. tell noe, l pray,
noe totny portals may ind the way;
Wneso all meet - brothers--ne matter what
recss
Mertsl. this Saver can only be given
10 shess vhe lsvs man ssa srsst In High
Ger psetels =. saly - spsa V thee
Who vesld learn 70 DO eeod-te rsi,.ve human
Geaies Of Aaseary, help me to bend
~ sassfhss and my life to accomplish TIM
Truiy, promise that. trusting in God,
I~isl tread The same path all good brothers have
tired.
Listen. then, y mortal, il ,hou wouldst attain
Not earthly honors. not greedy gam.
But place in a band OF select brotherhood,
Whose greatest endeavor IL how 10 do good
Ask. Of . Friend, where are blessings in store
Seek through his guidance TO tnd the right
door
KNOCK, and opened to you shall then be
The Lodge Of tue brothers accepted and free.
George N. Hill 10 Grand Nss:sr Of the
Vsraont Fresmasons.
Tom Thumb 10 said TO be high In Mnaon.
q. though low in stature.
TAsrs Il nov living In East Liveepoel.
OAis. . veuseable Iaaon, named Nm.
Mosr& H vas been il 177ey and mAae
y Massa q l7se. El.l
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-06-27
Mr.. sseed's Farewell serme.

Mr.. - ecsl'0 EareWe ell Sermon.
The village Of Hudson. Mich. lost. At the
beginning Of the present year, . breaches
Of no inferior character. He and his con-
sregation could not agree. Frsm the text,
"Can two walk together except they b
agreed :" lie preached a"farswsll." The
following Is that part not directly be ring
on their local troubles, which will we'll in
tersst The reader. NJ. Reed 10 an indspsnd.
ent man:
We never zee perfect men. women and
children except in dreams. We never read
Of them except In novels, which are written
drsams. They are oil such stuff - dreams
are made Of, aud vanish in the shining of
the every day sun.
enough to mourn. Even Moses, meek and
patient, is weak enough to be angry.
Tho ideal church il composed Of sialsss
beings, fitly joiosd soesthse 10 heart and
mind loving he sa0s things. and hslisv.
ing the ssoe thiags eus il thssGhs and
dsed. With Christ and With one aus(hes.
The ideal minister Il an intslligsnt saint,
10 WHOM 70 no fault whsss ways ars pei.
feet. Wiser than any serpent, more harm
less than any dove. The ideal minister 10
always looking for such . church. The
ideal church is always looking for such
minister.
On either side, il 10 q vain looking. The
treasure on earth is carried about in earth
On vessels, and in "A awkward human fash-
len. Always hes been will for some time
be. Until ministers and churches are born
and not made. they will fail to b perfect.
They may agree TO walk together they
may agree not to find fault with route or
step but, without some compromise, there
can be no joint journey.
minister is one, church 10 manu.
How can there ba perfect harmory where
differing men insist each on his own way
No broad, high wall can b made Of cebbIs-
stones that refuse 10 lie still, which will not
meet except At IN angie, and object 70 NOR
tar.
So it is easy to see why minister's are
without churches, Why churches ase with
out ministers.
They may hs good BY themselves, but
they lack relative fitness. and will net bend
to one another. The man and the place
never exactly match. We NEED net look
for nice adaptations. While ~ look out
u human eyes. : rough likeness 10 the ideal
there 10 disappeintnsaS - oil drssmers.
For Example, have not met he expectation
oisomc members Of this church. l am very
'fanA TO say that some members of this
cnnfcn have not met mine. Az far ~ that
Is concern.d, the disappointment is mutual;
aua tne.c Is sothing strange or unastural
in tbs fact khsppens 80 in all living
lne's 10 no occasion for any surprise or
even wonder at the occurrence Of 40 com.
mon an event.
My idea Of minister and q mini.ter'.
business is very definite AMI decided. md
differs widely from the ids>s OF some TO
whom | have had the pleasure OF preaching
the past year.
Erst-As TO what he should prsachs-
OF course the truth, any truth, and all
truth. Al to who 10 to BE- the judge Of the
truth, am free TO say he himself must be-
A minister must be moro than parrot, able
y repeat fern Of veeds. He 3 70 think
HE eWn thought, end utter Il IL biz own
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1868-06-27

6 for sale At close figures. At ls7 CLARK street.
Lumber, sash, Planln9, &C.
N1wAAN, L6wls SUAwALT. Planning Mil,
\ Aash and Door Factory, and Lumber Yard. Oar
goes dOeked, and ofdcss hllsd Corner 19th and
Ian her eesoo1D, p. O. Beg e.gae