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Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
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THE CHIN FEVER. This affection is usually
prevalent among boys from fifteen to eighteen
years old. You don't know what the chin fever
is, perhaps The first symptoms are a FREQUENT
inclination to pass the hand over the chin some
times over the upper lip. The sufferer has an
expression as though impatiently expecting
something which is delayed in coming lie will
frequently gaze carefully into the looking glass
as though it we're the mirror of fortune. A The
trouble increases the afflicted boy may be seen
stealing away to some retired place and striving
TO get little ease by applying strong soapsuds
10 his face; so anxious is he sometimes to get
ria OF his trouble that he has been seen tn
threaten to cut his throat with his fathers razor
AS usual, the quack medicine dealers take ar
vantage OF persons in such trouble and adv -
Use compounds warranted to cure the ors,
cases IN from three to six weeks, but the a.,
Phcatlons only aggravate the symptou ond
cause more frequent turnings to the glass and
more violent manipulations of the facl. AA'
IL Is relief to know that this tr onh,a :.
latal; and disappears gradually as the ~. nv
grows, though we taye known cases wher 1eal'
OF the symptoms, apecaly pe ssne the ana SOM q
i;s over ae face he we rename, ,hroual
i''c' The best treatmer.0 for the ,t;snt nor
,sps, is toilet him alor e. as advice snch ca
usually aggraSates rae complaint. If any, how
ever, should res,ly wish to know what to dc
with the beard when it first appears, we answer
let u alone ''ltil it becomes unsightly, then trim
~. 100 early and frequent shaving will make it
troublesome in after years if not abused by
CONTINUOUS cutting it will be likely to remain
soft and silky.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

VERY PRETTY ExpERIMENT.-Takea a sheet or
piece of ordinary writing paper, say commercial
note, and saturate it in solution of bi-chromate
of potassium, one ounce, with water three
ounces, and dry in the sum- Cut the paper into
squares, of about three inches, and double them
back and fourth until the form-a zig-gag Sec
tion-wll stand on table, and ignite the top Of
the slip. The result will be slow combustion
the products of the combustion growing out OF
the edge of the paper, like spears of grass, and
curling over to represent very faithfully the
curving and depending leaves Of the palm and
cane. If the process is carried on without drafts
of air the final result will be bunch of beauti-
full blue-green flaments, while the process of
combustion itself will prove means of pleasant
recreation.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08


JOSH BILLINGS ON LAGER BEER-I hay finally
cum to the conclusin that lager beer as hever
age is not Intoxicating. hav been told so by a
german who drunk it all mite long just to try the
experiment, and was obliged tn go home entirely
sober the next morning. l have seen this same
man drink sixteen glasses, and if he was drunk
In german nobody could understand it. 1t i:
proper enuff to state that this man kept lager
beer saloon and could hav no object in stating
what was not strictly thus.
believed him to the full extent of nv ability
never drank but three glasses ov lager in M
life, and that made mi he'd ontwist as tho it was
hung on the end of string, but was told that
1t was OWN to mi bile being out ov place and
Iguess that it was so, for never billed out wuss
than did when got hum that mite. Ny wife
thot was going to die, and was afraid that |
shouldn't, for it did seem as tho everything
had ever eaten in my life was cumin tu the sur
face and do really believe that if my wife
hadn pulled orf my boots jest as she did they
would hav cum thunderin up too
y how sick was IA years ago, and | can
taste it now.
never had so much experience in SO short
time.
If emmy man should tell me that lager beer
wasn't intoxicating, l should believe him but
if he shud tell me that wasn't drunk that mite
but that mi stummic was out ov order, shud
ask him to state over q few words, Jest how a
man felt and acted when he was well set up.
III wasn't drunk that mite, had some ov the
material simptums that man ever had and kept
sober.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

SUGGEsrNE.-The Reporter designates those
who are leaving its party as q Bummers," and
even describes them as "the bloated flesh and
filthy entrails the radicals purchase" Is that
the material of which the Democracy make up
their State Central Committee If so, it might
be appropriate to drop the and change its
name accordingly gly.-Sacramento Union.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

HEALrH is the one thing needful; therefore no
pains, expense, self-denial or restraint which we
submit to for the sake of it, is too much
Whether it requires us to relinquish lucrative
situations, to abstain from favorite indulgences
to control Incorporate passions, or undergo te-
dious regimens whatever difficulties it lays us
under, a man who pursues his happiness ration
ally and resolutely will be content to submit to
them.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
WEEKLY TRINITY JOURNAL.
How Strange !

How strange will be, love, how strange Wnen we Two
Shall be what all lovers become
You frfgid and faithless, cold ana untrue
You thoughtless of me, and careless OF YOU
Our pet names grown rusty with nothing to do
Loves bright web unraveled and rent and worn fhro,
And lifes loom left emrty-ah, humi
All, me,
How strange it will be,
How strange 1t will be when the witchery goes,
Which makes me look lovely to-day;
When your thought of me loses Its coaJeur de
when every day serves some new fault to discose-
When you find I've cold eyes and an everyday nose
And wonder you could for moment suppose
was out Of the commonplace way
All, me,
How strange it will be
How strange Il will be, when willingly stay
Divided the weary day through!
Or. getting remotely apart as may,
Sit chilly and silent, with nothing to say,
Or coolly converse the of the day
In wearsome, old married folks sort of wayL
shrink from the pcture-don't youi
Ah Inc,
How strange II will be
n
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

VERY CHILLING EFFECT. The Lawrence
(kansas) State Journal, which was prepared to
support Chase, says :-' The Democratic party,
in the hot days of July, has preferred death to
life. Guided by the demon of insanity, it has
rushed to suicide. The cold damp of death set
ties upon the party, and Seymour and Blair lead
the mourntul procession to the tomb. An ava
lanche of ice from Alaska could not have a more
chilling effect upon the Democracy of Kansas
than the nominations of Seymour and Blair"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

DEMOCRATIC WRANGLE.-J. j. Nav, a LEADING
Democrat of Idaho Territory, announces himself
as an " independent Democratic candidate for
delegate to Congress. The breeze which started
n up IN the late Democratic Convention of that
territory is assuming the proporti ons of a heavy
gale, and is likely to overset thirps.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

VERY GooD.-Dr. Ben Shurtetf of Shasta has
an uncle in Boston, who has recently been
elected to the State Senate. He is likewise a
disciple of Esculapius and an nveterate old
joker. Several months ago he was living next
door to DR.. Barras, also physician of some
repute- One day ride fellow rang the bell
and DR.. Shurtlef answered it in person. Is
DR.. Shirtless in ~ asked the JOSH "No he's
gone out, replied DR.. s., but Dr. Rarras lives
next door. That's the best can do for you"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

ABOUT So My son." said the elder Sprip.
giles to his junior, thinking to- enlighten the boy
on the propagation OF the he species" Nv SON
90 you know that chickens come out of eggs ?''
=" DO they p sai2 Sprigg.es junior, as he licked
MS Piate' " l thought eggs came out of chick
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

The Holesdale penn Herald says that pair
OF chilf.ren aged respectively seventeen and fif-
teen ears, having obtained the written consent
OF t'Ieir parents and guardians, were united in
ma trmonal bonds lately. The youngsters had
l." loved not wisely but too WE'LL"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

fRENcd physician asserts that tobacco held
IN leadto' Improperly called tinfoil, will finally
pecome lmpregrated with poisonous salt OF
ieaa and German physician reports that he
nas raced six cases of lead collie and paralysis
70 The use of tobacco held in leaden boxes
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

SHE Could FIND ONE.-A clergyman, who was
consoiing young widow on the death of her
husband, spoke in very serious tone, remark
ing that he was I" one of the few such jewel
OF Christian-you cannot find his equal, you
wen know" To which the sobbng fair one re-
Pned, with an almost broken heart, "rll bet |
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

THE New York Sun says if the women could
vote at the next election, Schuyler Colfax would
be chosen by mighty majority" Certainly,
every Sister of the sublime Degree of Rebekah
would support Colfax.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

No COP THERE.-A poor woman and her child
living in Western town were greatly in need ~
food, and the child, seeing chicken in the
barnyard, wanted to kill it and have pot-n;e
No, no. said the mother, " that would he
wicked, and God will surely punish Won -
Then" said the youngster, looking up, ilet,s
90 back to Chicago-there isn't any God there ),
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
FRENCH MEDICAL OFFICE

MEDICINE FACULTY OF PAFIs GRADUATE OF THE
UNIVERSITY QUEENS CclLEGE PHYSICIAN OF ST JOINS
BApTIsrE SocIErr OF SAN FRANCISCO.
DR.. PERRAULT has pleasure to inform patients, and
others seeking confidential medical advice that he can be
consulted daily at his office. 1RNORT HALL BUILD
ING NortlEas Montgomery and Sacramento
streets San Francisco. Rooms. No 9, 10 and H. first
floor up stairs Entrance either Montgomery Sac
ramento streets.
DR. PERRAULTS studies have been most exclusively de-
voted to the cure forms of Nervous and Phys
cal Debility the results injurious habits acquired in
Youth which usually terminate in impotence and serility
and permanently induce all the concomitant of old age
Where inrmity exists involving the happiness oil
life and others and morality dictate the
necessity of its removal for it fact that premature
decline Of the vgor of manhood matrimonial unhappnes
compulsory single life etc. have their sources in causes
the germ of which is planted early life and the bitter
fruit long aferward. Patients laborng under tins
complaint will complain of of the following
sympoms Nocturnal emissions, pains in the back and
head weakness memory and sight, discharge from the
urethra the stool making water the intellectual iac
ulties are weakened loss of memory ideas are
couded and dsncnation attend to business,
reading, writing the society Of friends, etc
The patient will probably complain Of dizziness vertigo
and that sight and hearing weakened sleep disturbed
by Dreams melancholy signing, ralritatons Paintings
coughs slow fever while have external rheu-
matte pain, and nunbness of the body Some Of the mos
common symptoms pmpes in the face, and aching in
different parts the body Patients suffering from this
disease should apply Immediately to DR. PERRAULT ell
ther in person by letter. he will guarantee cure
Seminal emissions and impotence in six to eight weeks
Patients suffering from venereal diseases in ny stage eon
orrhea gleet structures ulcers cutaneous erupons
etc, will be treated successfully All Syphitc and ercu-
rial taints entirely removed from the SYSTEM
DR. PERRAULTs diplomas in his Office whers patients
can see for themselves investigation clam not
to know everything everybody but we do ca
that in under treatment we fu our
ses. We particularly request those who nave tIs % ,
boasted doctor that advertised physician u worn o
andi discouraged to upon Low charges anu -
cures Ladies suffering from any complaint nce ,ir u
their can consult the with assurance OF reiie
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

A NIECE of Horace Greeley is making a sensa-
ton in European musical circles. She played
before Liszt and he embraced her. which was
complimentary to the young lady and pleasant
for the maestro.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
TO THE UNFORTUNATE
NEW REMEDIES! NEW REMEDIES! !
DIR. GIBBONS DISPENSARY,
GIG Ksarnsy sfrsef,
CORNER cou,,EpcI.1 G,

CORNER COMMERCIAL, SAN FRAN
cisco, established in 1854. for the treat
ment of Sexual and Seminal diseases
such as Gonorrhea, elect, Structure,
syphilis in all its forms, Seminal Weak
ness, lmpotency, etc. Skin diseases (of
years standing) and liberated Legs, sue
cessfully treated.
DOCTOR GIBB0N has the pleasure
Of announcing that he has returned to
this State. after an absence of one year,
during " hich fi,.,o L.. l.a.. ,-;s:.al Ill
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

a. ha san boston Adrertiser has paragraph about
oNs., 1ns oalle', and how they look at it, at New
U,,sans .ha We imagine they look at it very much
as 'ne boston folks do-through the strongest
glasses they can bring to bear upou it.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
SERVED HIM RIeHr.-The New York =

SERVED HIM RIeHr.-The New York TI;5,.n.
reports comical incident in connection with
the New York Convention. During the session
two Union soldiers, who had experienced ,ba
horrors of captivity in Richmond during the va
met the keeper 0: Libby Prison wearing a dele''
gates badge They fell upon him and gave hin
dreadful beating. A'N'
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

NY dear. said an anxious matron to her
1aagnler, 1T is very wrong for young people to
Do throwing KISSES at one another" aWhy so.
they hit." 'nen
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

A SANDUsKY mother recently reproved her
hree-year-oldster for eating icices. The ana
lytical infant replied 81 didn't eat 'em,
ma !; | only sucked the juice out Of EN-"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

THE difference between Whttiers new poem
and Massachusetts school-marm is, that while
one is g The Tent on the Beach," the other is
bent on the teach,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

SOMEBODY says, % A wife should be like
roasted lamb-tender, and nicely dressed" :,
scamp ADDS, and without any sauce"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

If Adam had asked Eve to let him kiss her
could the latter, without profanity have replied
/" don t care Adam if you do p
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

The word - flirt'' is said to be a corruption of
ma aeurehe (my little fower) term applied to
their young lady friends by the gallants of Louis
XIV's court.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

CoMING.-Hons. John Conness, Cornelius Cole
and George c. Gorham, are on their way to CAL
ifornia, overland.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

HELMBOLD'S FLUID EXTRACT
BUCHU
Is certain for diseases of the
BLADDER KIDNEYS, GRAVEL, DROpsY. ORGANIC
WEAKNESS, FEMALE COMPLAINTS, GENERAL
DEBILITY, and all diseases of tn.
URINARY ORGANS
whether existing in
MALE OR FEMALE.
rom Whatever cause originating and no matter of
HOW LONG STANDING.
diseases OF theee organs require the use of s;,rst.
II no treatment is submitted to- Con,umnt,on ~
may ehsus Our hsh and blood are supported from bese
sources, and the avn ~
HEALTH AND HAPPINESS
and that OF Pesterty depends upon prompt u,e of
remedy,
HELMBoLD's EXTRACT BUcHu
Estsoiisned upwards Of is years. Prepared bx
II. I. HELMBOLD.
DRUGGIST,
No. so4 Broadway, New York
NO IVA s00'n 10Th street, Philadelphia, Penn.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS.
DR.. PERRAULT is the only Agent in California Tor
Dr. RriOt'S Female Monthly Pills,

Their immense sale has established their reputation
tai. remedv and far in advance of every
.h medicine for Suppression and Irregularities and 9TH
a. o.tructons in females the receipt of Five Dollars
these pills will be sent mail express to any part
the world secure from curiosity or damage
Persons at distance be cured at home by address,
;nn letter to Dr. j. PERRAULT, Sacramento and
streets Nos 9, 10 and H. Box 9T3
POST Once San stating the mnutely az
nosible general habits Of living occupation etc. etc
All communications confidential 1:l3:52t
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

III EL.nBOLD'S EXTRACT BVCHE AND M
PROVED ROSE WASH and delicate disor-
ders In all their stages, at little expense little or no change
IN aet no inconvenience and exposure pleasant in
furious properties. ~ AN
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
SPERMATORRHGA.

DIR. DOHERTY has just published an important PAM
phet embodyng his views and experiences in relation
Impotence Viriity; being short treatise Sperma
torrhna Seminal Weakness Nervous and Physical deb
Affection and other diseases of the Sex
ua Organs.
This little work contains information Of the utmost value
to all whether married or SINGLE and will be sent FREE by
mail receipt SIX CENTS in postage stamps
hostage Address W. X DOIIERTY, NJ. D.,
12u. san Francisco, CAL
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
DOCTOR ". K. DOHERTY'S

w
thanks his patients for their
and would this opportunity remind them that coni
Times TO consult his Institute for the cure OF chronic dis
the LUNGS LIVER KIDNEYS DIGESTIVE ana uENiIo-
URINARY ORGANS all private Diseases viz SYPHILIS in
stages; SEMINAL WEAKNESS and all the hor
rid of self abuse GoNoRRHoEA GLEET SrRIc
rrprs Nocturnal and EMISSIONS SEXUAL DEBITY
diseases of the Back and Lons Inflammation OF the Bladder
and ETC. and he hopes his long experience and
lie of in Europe and
the United States enabled to apply the most efficient and
successful remedies against diseases OF al hnus nc eue
without mercury charges moderate treats his patients IN
and honorable and has references OF unqneston
veracity of known respectabhty ana hign
standing society All parties consulting him by letter or
otherwise, will receive the best ana eehties III"
implicit secrecy.
disease the back and limbs in this
sight loss of muscular power palpation
cutes of digestive functions general debility
vagints diseases the womb hysteria stery and a
other peculiar females she shonla write 40
female Doctor, W. X DoHERrY at his
Medical Institute consult him about her troubles and
The is eecting than any other
Physician of California Let false decacy
prevent you but apply Immediately and yourself fio
painful suerngs and premature DEATH All married ladies
health other circumstances prevent
in their families sbod write call at DIR. W. X. Do
HERrY Medical Institute and they will receive every posi-
bic relief and help The Doctors offices so that
he can be consulted without fear of observation.
To CORRESPONDENCE residing in any part Of
the State however distant who desire the opinion and
advice of Dr. DoHERTY their respective and who
eIehce TO holohE persona
ed that their communications will be held most sacred and
personal communication will be unnecessary as instruc-
tons for diet and the general treatment OF the
itself ncludng the remedies will be forwarded without
delay and such To convey idea OF the pur
port of the letter parcel so transmitted
BH Consultation by letter otherwise FREE Permanent
guaranteed ONO pay. Address.
X Nj
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

EOR WOW RETE.N-TI0,N' OR INCONVENIENCE
r Of Urine irritation inflammation liberation the
bladder kidneys diseases of the prosrate glands stone
the bladder calculus gravel brick dust deposits and all
diseases of bladder kidneys and dropsical swengs
Use HELMBOLD'S FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

TT EL.MBOLDS EXTRACT RUCHU GIVES
II health and vigor to the Frame and bloom to the pal
lid cheek Debility is accompanied by alarming
toms and If no submitted consumption in
sanity epileptic fits ensue.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

T.NFEEBLED IND DELICATE CONSTITU-
IL tions of both HELMB0LD'S EXTRACT BIT-
CHU 1t will give brisk and energetic feelings and enable
you to sleep well.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08
MEDICAL.

"RL,MBOED,S RLVzD EXTRACT BVCHE
pleasant in taste and odor, free from all injurious
properties and immediate in its action.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

TAKE NO MORE U,1PLE.AS.G,N-T AND UN-
safe Remedies for unpleasant dangerous diseases
Use HELMBOLDS EXTRACT BUCHU AND IMPROVED
ROSE WASH.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1868-08-08

~ The Trinity journal costs only Five
Dollars Year. Send IL Home.
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SETTLE /!

Sc IIE
OWING TO THE DEATH OF I. KARSKY,
senior member of the firm of Karsky Co..
and The necessity of settlement of the Estate
of said deceased all persons knowing them
selves indebted to the firm of l. Karsky l. Co.
are requested to make
IMMEDIATE SETTLEMENT
of such Indebtedness at the store of the under
signed, in Weaverville, before the LIST day of
March, 1868. KARSKY 4 co
Weaverville, February l, 1868. Aft.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-04-11

JOSH BILLINGS ON BrD-BUGs.-I mover
see ennybody yet but what despiscd
bed-bugs. They are the meanest of awl
crawling, creeping, hopping, or biting
things.
They dassent tackle a man bi dailite,
but sneak in after dark, and chHw him
while no is fast asleep.
A musketo will fight you in broad
dallite, at q short range, and give you u
chance tew knock ut his sides-the flea
is n game bugg, and will mako u dash
ut you in BroRdway-but the bod-bug IL
II garroter, who waits till you strip and
then picks out n mellow place to eat you.
lr | waz everin the habit Of swearing,
| would not hesitate to cuss n ~bed-bugg
right to his face.
Bed.buggs are uncommon smart in a
small wsy-one pare Of them will stock
II hair mattrass in 2 weeks to last a
small family u whole year.
1t don't do cnuy good to pray when
~bedbuggs are in season ; the only way
TO get rid ov them is tow bile up the
whole bed in aquafortis and then hcave
il away and buy a now one.
Bed-buggs when thoy have grone aul
they intend to, are about tho size OF II
b~lue.jny's eye, and have n brown CON-
plexion, and when they startout to gar
rote are az q greese spot, but when they
get through garroting they are swolled
up like n blister.
1t takes them thTeo days to get the
swelling out Of them.
II bed-buggs have emmy destiny to fill,
il must be their stummuks, but II seems
to me that they must have been made
by nksident just NJ sliyvcrs are, tow
stick into somebody.
If they wuz got up for some wise pur-
pose, they must hay took tho wrong
road, for there kant DO emmy wisdom in
chawiug o nan aul night long, and
ruisin n family, besides, tew follcr the
same trnde.
If there IL sum wisdom in all this,
hopo'the buggs will chaw them folks
who kan see it, and leave me, bekaasc
I am one oy the herelicks.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-04-11

The Bridgeport Conn Standard has
a correspondent on Long Island who
has, for the past forty years, been a
close observer Of the weather, and who
thinks that the weather of our winters
moves very much in a cycle. This cy-
Gle, he states, at sixteen years, and he
reports that tho winters of $1,000 and
1856, also 1872 and ls67-s were
marked with cold beginning early, hold
ing on steadily, and continuing late.
Other winters have soms very cold
weeks, but in those named the cold has
been unbroken. Again, tho winters
halfway between these, 1928 aud
1884, also ls5s-6O, have been very
warm, the wind blowing very much
from the south. He predicts that the
winter eight years hence, 1856, will
be warmer than either Of the seven pre-
yious ones; aud that sixteen years
hence, lss3-s4, the wiutsS win be in the
aggregate colder than either Of the pre-
ceding fifteen.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1868-04-11

LEFr o SwEErwArER.-Mr. John
Howell's pack train left at noon to-day
for the Sweotwnter mines, all we'll and
in good spirits. He reached this city
Yesterday from Austin, having been
about 80 days on the road. Tho train
consists Of fourteen packers and '65
mules, loaded with 10000 lbs, Of as
sorted merchandise. At Weber he pur-
poses to add to his load three or four
tons Of Flour. He expects to reach
Sweetwater in Is days, and will, as
soon as the mules are rested, use them
for packing between Cheyenne and the
mines. Should the prospects at Sweet
water turn out rs favorable as reported,
Mr.. Howell will import II FIRST class mill
during tho Summer.-Sah Lake TEE
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