The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1868-05-26

for house?
This time louder, with 40 emphasis OF
4 house.
MRS. Perkins, what Che deuce is th,
matter with this one2H
1 "Fleas, Perkins. that's what!"
1 aWhy, they never trouble me, wife,
was the calm reply. 6
! aTrouble youl OF course not, grea
big, phlegmatic, unfeeling thingl Itwo's
lbe just about as impossible for the tor
ments to make an impressioDupon your
i your,- &c
! sHidel Mrs. Perkins; be- as elegant Al
possibleI
j "WelI, hide, sir, if you Ike it--as i i
for your vile TO mako On Suppression upol
lyour heart Now, Perkins, do you thinl
l have no other way Of spending my time
than turning my underclothes wrong side
out fifty times day to look for the
ltreacherous vermin? counted yester.
day the number Of times I undressed to
hunt for aeas, taoenty-one times, Perkins
You needn't look SO intredulous! Nc
sooner than / would get nicely buttoned
Iup and my collar arranged, than another
little black, torturing demon would COM
mence biting and hopping excursion
aIInnsuslly fine feld for, e,ternr;.;no
animals of that description. They show
excellent taste, wifel"
I;nto ! recnlar roar U
ooh laugh awav 7 do not Of, course
evneot .n1 srmnathv Rnt port;ns vo,,
ara not ocona;ntsd With As.s. cot e.tsd
IN . car vests,aav afssrnoon ;ntsna;no to
! do some shonn;nr down town and in five
minutes, time was Frantic .
aTb.t,s whera Won oct tbem I SIM.
nose !" replied Perkins aIn The cars Of
lcourse An Minds Of neonle ride in them
and docs are allowed there. and won .knowp
INV dear that CANNES ara never w;tbout
| aeay so that is all accounted for Come
now. move sVay: must really ba off,
mot an inch, Perkins. Are YOU will
Hing to paw any more rent than we are
lnavinp here2 I can hire yery fine estab.
iishmsnt for two thousana--an advance Of
four hundred onlv--in the hest mart of
Twenty third street. Oh, mercyl Per.
k;ns there peos q aeai mining now at
NV SHINE no1 Z m q, NV r;oht sbonider blade
lOb Iordi What sbsIl i do? Now before
7 can do tho iaast aartblv th;no 7 shall
be comnejled to hunt for that A lsa. and bv
| the time + oct nicely dressed the same
performance will have to be GONE throupb b
with -
aT sbon,d tb;nL 5ou.s bunt;no !, : raor
such oircu instances would be particuiar.
~ a;.sarsaabisi Snnrosa aor ara at.asL
| "a in the street. mrs Perkins what
tben9n
"An observation-disclosures / snnnose Per.
lk;ns. bntI i am too we'll aconainted with
vonr 5atestabIo innnendoes to take anv
notice of them.,' ssisI 4'l :
ssTben vou wait mill vou ratnrn hefaro
Won inst;tnte a search for the nb;ou;tous
animals9'' inquired Mr.. Perkins taking
mn apain the morning nanar s 1as
aSeDator Reyerdy johnson RI Quite
like Reyerdy. very sound man, sent up
| to the Chief Justice, in q more precise
| form. the question excluded on Satur-
day.'' s.' g p #''s {
sMy dear, there never was 4 greater
political botch and blotch, than this inn
peachment business. = as:4s:s5s s.s:
| uRlotchl Mr. Perkins There are
more b.otches upon my body this moment
caused by feas, than all the blundering
politicians in the universe could make,
with million Ben Buffers to lead them
on. Mr.. Perkins, I am sight to be-
lholdl' 3s .ss s..ss
Speaking Of Butler, Mrs. Perkins, he
lis conducting this affair very much after
| the style Of Tombs shyster; don't YOU
think SO yourself9 / should really like
| "a know IF Grant and sherman were mi
tad in their oninion rs 70 the nronr;etv 81
REMOVING Stanton, - $
uMr, Perkins. Z should like to know ii
you and are unitad a. to the nronrietv
of rerooving from This verm;p .inhab;ted
house? T 6ave fold vou sir that 7 will
80 rema;n herr and suffer s,,ch tortnra
and now / reneat, it,, -- $50
1T. musts Is vary uncomfortabla mn
aouht @ bnt'I will teIl.vou. "a. n;eht when
come nm Iw;ll br;no case ef I,yon's
nowdar tb.t f. l. an ;rfai5;hls ,rsm..;y y =,
ean 4 @ scattsr ;tall' nver the carneta'and bed
telotbas--,,.'s51 s.;:iI7s,'.s 80 sd
MAnd,;nsa my ,lrawsrs alan i snnnose.
| Mr. Perkins, and snoii ali the garments /
have taken no m,,ch Mains to tnck and
trim with the finest YaIenciennes2., IA.
FaYes INV dearl', as So $50 ssa
And ,Mr Perkins apain burst into =
laugh. 80 J,