Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1868-06-13

Chicago WIZ no place Tor me.
It's the last Republican convenshun
shell ever attend. The idea NV con
frence sitting in the same city with ;
convenshun The idea nv mingling poll
tics with religion Will there be con
. ference in Moo York in Jooly Methinks
not, onless indeed my church shood de-
eide to hold one. -',- ..sl ssf
i + On my return wuz a settin in Ba.
CONS a discussin the nominashens
EDeekin Pogram wuz indignant, .Good
Heavens p sed he with horror on his
sainted face, ''Kin i: be that man pro-
fessin nashnel views wood offer sich a
insult to Kentucky ez to nominate sich
a man as Grant, who, sword in hand,
devastated her fertile fields and piled
the bodies of her nootral sons who re-
sisted his advance mountains high Kin
it be that"
20 Easy, Deekin," replied ], "stiddy
stiddy !Dou,t take posishen rashIy. 1t
amt improbable that we may hev to
nominate Hancock or some other solier.
In that event but Pve sed enuff."
"WeH, at all evence," sed the Deekin,
'it'sa most hoomiliatin thing to hev
thrown in our faces infamous PROPOSE
shcn TO pay debt injured in infa-
nous attempt to subjoogatc us to pledge
our labor to pay debt unconstitoosh-
naIlv injured, and un'' So -; r-
.,- "Deckin," sed L.. yoor zeel do adj
mire but yoor reely indiscreet. 1t may
he fouud necessary in order to carry
Moo York to nominated Belmont man.
who will be pledged to this very thing.
Go little Slow @st q.
"Well,- that may he, it's
burnin shame to throw into Kentucky's
face. Abolishnist-two NV en- in fact
and d.. -....-i ...s:.,i... .- t..s
"Deckin," Il spoke this TIME severely
"yeor very indistreat to day. 1t spussi-
bic, and | msy say probable, that noble
patriot, Cheef Justis Chase, who hez bin
friteful Ablishnist, and who, eth runs
will, for obvius reasons, make MS swaller
at the bcginin porshen nv his here sizes,
may be our candidate. Say notliin,
Deckiii, that yoo' hev to take back"
Fcclin that rite here wuz splended
chance for an improrin discourse on the
nacher, objicks and aims NV Democracy,
| opencd cut onto en-.
''DImocricy,n 1 rcmarkt, I" is distin-
9uishcd cheefiv FORTS elasticity in adapt
immeans to ends. One wood suppose
that Post Offs is its chief ends. In one
sense it is. Dinocrisy is willing to sac
rifce anything wich it hez for Post Offs.
1t might raise Deekin Pogram's ire to
sciest the nomillashen NV Hancock. on
aikount of his .slawterins. or Delmount's
candidate on akkount NV his insistin ON
pawn off the Nashnel debt. or Chase.
who hez bin in his day suspected Nv
bdin tanned with Abl;shinisn. But nv
brethrin, let it be remembered that sue
cess is the main object. Success is what
Basco1n wants, that bein continyood in
offs, may hcv the means to pay for the
iikcr | consoom. ard to avoid the ne
ccssity nv bcin continyooally rekcsted to
chalk it down. which DractiS he esteems
disuustin. and one wich greatly increases
his El5ors. CAPTAIN bIcPeltcr wants
success that he may continyoo to hev
Assessors. Collectors and Revenoo. of.
fisers with which he kin devide The pro-
fits ny the So tax on the whiskey he
makes. ard Deekiu Popram wants sue
cess that he NAV hev his nieeers aein,
or at least he NAV hev the privilege NV
hirin EN- for 81 per month, dedactin 25
cents per day for each day's absence,
with no Burow otfiser or other military
satap hanging about to molest or make
afraid. Success is the main pint, aud eff
Hancock is the way walk We in it-ef
Chase or Seymour is the way. walk We
ditto. for with either nv these men all
these thi~qs we'll bey. When they come
TO us they leave tber former selves be-
hind.
But metbinks hear one saw. Hancock
is solier. Seymour a anti.repudiator,
and Chase a Ablishnist /! Wat NV that /?
They max be what they like when they
90 into oils, assosiashen with us fetches
en- sooner or later. Kin VOC tech pitch
and not be dcfiled ? eDoolitiIe. Cowan and
Dixon wnz Ablisbnists. When they
split from Ablisbnism-the mint they fell
into our embraces they became ez salts
factory Demokrats Ell Good wish. The
road is a easy one to travel. It's easier
to slide than to climb. wich is the reason
WHY SO many more are damned than saw
ed. Democracy. like Baseom's new lik-