The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1868-09-10
,IFrom the Cleveland Herald,l
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IAKich and Racy Letter-How to
Make Dimmykratic Voters
Something COncerning Sey-
mOur, Vallandigham and Thad.
! sls1-z-g , Esgl3I
1.-THE follow letter-through design,
accident or blunder, we cannot tell
which-came into our hands instead of
going into the mail bags en- route for
iKlldowery, which, We learn ffoni the
Gazetteer, is a parish abott twenty-five
miles from Cork, and in the county of
that name. The seal was broken before
reaching us, and it took the combined.
ingenuity OF. the whole corps of editors,
the sfuemaii,g and isthree :or. four Sof
the compositors having the largest ex-
perfence in setting "blind copy" to de-
cipher the letter and its sd sdperscriptioh.
Not feeling certain as to the intention
of the writer or his messenger in let
tting t6aepistsI stray htoSoyr hands
we have taken the liberty of putting it
into type, feeling that our labors in de-
ciphering the hieroglyphies Of. Mr.. o.
Flaherty have given us. some rights as
! Il diseoverer, At the same time, that
mo harm may be, done, by this course,
1--WE shall send printed copy to Mr.. Nc
I gfnness, in Kildowery,---who~WiH, We
venture to hope, find grester isatisfac-
ton in reading his cousins letter in
good type than in the original hen
tracks.-EDs. HERALD. sHs-'-
TO MR.. TEBDyEMcGfNNEss,a EsHavIBR,
KILDowERY, COUNTY CORK, IRELAND,
FRoMHE COUSIN, DENNIS so'F1xHERTY.
DEARrrnnYsAA ~ 813 - ~
Ne T5 pin rae il me Rass III s% sdsls CHA
An hopin' in health it will find yez,
As, plaze God, It's layin' Us all; ...-....--,
]. Ar, Ted, I'll be afther fnquirin' ~ li.'
i Hon resths pigs AN the elchildar'. .5Tes<s,
4 .Si}Teddy yme byef- s,f3rt Z {!
Its meself wud be happy to see yez, gEE ~ =
Put yer good -lookin phiz thru, the dure;
Its meself that would fhrot out the whisky
Till yez shlapte like king on the flure,
id giya yez my he'd but for Judy,le1 ~iyT.f liz
Whose faylins I'm afraid it wnd hurt,
u
\ An together we.d sl,iapein the Dirt -
ss-s sTeddysme bse2 y a. - -
shurc, Ted, it's an illiglnt country: 40 ~
There is praties an whisky galore. - 81
AM mighty good pig for the 'atin'i iia;s5Y- =
An money to buy it, ashtore.
Wild nivef patch or hole. --==,--z=
An to mass Judy gees, wild a bonnet. > sfc.<
: Teddy me bye?
7 An election times. Teddy, me darlint!
'Twud make yer eyes shtick out fut
y An M howquicE % @ in iir our pockets they're put.
, Shure what is the use of ballot
If to sell it yez always refuseP
he way is to pocket the money,
F An then vote Just as yez choose,
Teddy me byea
An thatbring gs me round to me sthory
That I'm scratchin this letter to sa; g"
Election times comm ar, Teddy.
Its wanted yez are right away;
For Dimmykrats are not so plenty
To shwing the shillaly, drink whisky. = 10
A -5f*H '1 Teddy me bye. H"''ai -
kNiver mind about residence. Teddy,
| Shure yer residence is under yer hat;
fDivil one have you got in Kildowery;
Lave me all such matthers as that s-s {
shnre me slsther's son, Paddy Mulioney > ;
That yez worked by his side and dug cellars
h In Ah1efjk many year
~ Teddy me bye.
Hell fix up yer papers so nately ,,,
That ye think * t yez Ameriykhn a:yl in b4En 3htt,
Instead of yer brayches all torn.
shure me nay gers Viii Al hold sheirf ,wisht
| If some blaygard axes impident questiC ms,
, l., j ust tip him a shmell of yer fist, !
Teddy me bye: fiEfs "a
EOch, Teddy, now don't yez be shtayin;
And shteq out for Cork and take passage =
For Amerriky, suddin and quick.
), For the counthry will go to the divil i
Under naygur and radikle shway ao
Unleess saved by the votes and shil1alays
r. Ov the byes fresh from over the say.
i .r.: ff=. Teddy me bye. s, .-- =;
They're attn us up wild their taxes,
And shtamps, and the divi1 Knows what,
Though, barrin the dhufy, on whisky .,-
Niver a tax out of me they have got)
They've giyefn e green tags fSs II
And we're shtarving on beef and corn whisky
Which is mighty good stharving, bedad,
! Teddy me bye III
But that's not the worst of it Teddy, .~s+s{5,
r The naygur's a citizen now, .--. .-
: Can vote like Dimmy ykrat white man.
II And Shtick up for his rights in a row.
So pervarted is his public opinion,
Tisn't safe to crack oped his skull,
1s And the hair on a Dimmykrat's Uranium
Is no better than Afrikin wool.
Teddy me bye. -K
: In the mornin' when laving the shanty.
: Judy schrameS out Dinnis, don't gOl
Some numbering thafe of a nay galr
|. Will be KILN me Dennis. I know,
And then coming down to the shanty
i eAnd ma riy in ne right ou- of handr'
;, That naygur should marry me Judy,
Is more, bedad, than I'll shtand,
Il Teddy me bye.
= But we'll soon give the scoundrels drubbir
4 Vallandighanfs now to the fore, 7'--t'I
= Thad Stevens has gone to blue blazes,
> And bedad we've frind in Seymour.
. Not forgettin, tosphit In your fisht ~
Il And lay hould on your blackthorn shillalaJ
And We'll soon give the naygurs a twish
IL Teddy me bye.
$ DENNIS o'F1AHznrr.5
81 = -
q General Grant seems to have
!; correct view of the real War Demo
I cracy. The st. Louis zDemocra
= = tells the following:
n General Grant was walking o.
Fourth street On Saturday, when h
! was. .accosted by prominent, Dem
o ocrat as follows:i E.E ssh lag
IS "Ah, General, you are lookih1
;. well am glad to see that thes
- rebels pitching into you do not wea
Z, you down much.,'',yz rxs-,4y.-r.g
/. "No," the General quickly Re
Is = piled you rebels have been pitch