Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1868-01-30

Of q personal
!, 80 far At ad Fertsement rates. ~ - se%@ "
All must be accompanied by ths nataes
,be authors rejected cannot oe
s}&r miscellaneous Items.
: An enormous amount of the social evils all
,ot the Exhibitionnow left in Paris. ,s1
"a Flakes Bulletin says Wendell Phillips IS
t;:pperfeetly beautiful when he gets full mad. r.,
-. =. couptersleits are 40 plenty in Russia that
. new issue ofpaperg gla money has become neoes-
. Carpenter Is painting full length Of Greeley,
including his boots and hat -. #@s@ :.
u The French Prince Imperial stands first 10
his class at the LYceum. a a.Esa > a2z"" 1l'
- The Charleston Mercury calls the Conven;,
.ionin thatState, the great rlng-streaked l and
striped" 9a' 80 s.,;@ M .s1rsz oa1 b.sa
Z Why is a dogs tail like a teamster? Be-
cause it keeps,a wagg IN. ~ o.4s = - M
% "A miller in Ohio got his head caught. in q
s revolving sha aft. and was suddenly and painful
~ shornIaa &9.!&
,Theex- King 1af Naples spends eight hours
u day in playing cards. This is q shocking way
TO prepare for the last trump! Sa%'&s H781*'
a4iI iIAyoune Ohioan has been arrested, oa COM
niphint Of his mother, for swearing that. he was
> of age, when he wasn't, So that he might pc
married, fggsiJ - esgf&o s.:& t''-'AL.> 8=,''-
- iNingt-et-un is prohibited in Paris, That,
;sis not more than twenty persons allowed to as
1 semble on the street at one place 500 s&.s
: During theIeeent scold snap in Paris, the
), police arrested crowd which had collected IN
:wthelstreetsto slide on the les aad were stoned
forsitas @G1 at.+s$@ .,l..s.fT IisutG u -
a'"i Mrs GLENN, mother-in.law Of Edgar A.
!, Poe. lives on charity in Baltimore: She has
), written tef Dickens for.aidc ~ ,.,.l-l ~
1 eyThe King Soof the Netherlands. has discovered
"a method 81 preventing ministerial crises. He
makes his cabinet perpetual ~ a Sn@.
A pantomine at one Of the London theatres
wasinterrupted BY the explosion Of lime.
light, which blew UP the property man and
= fiddler .gaSAf;= ~ IL Z I ..4ar
! King Theodore has published genealogy,.
which IS very direct for two generations from
David, after;which. it becomes terribly confused
The vendetta aourishes in Texas. Two fam
lilies met and mutually annihilated each other,
Il a week or two since. t@84GIiHu kIS SO;
The infant of poor flower woman died on
; its mother's arm while she was peddling her
! bouquets on the streotsaot London, starved to
death. ges szfTaG y is241EH -, - - t,tyts;
.s1sOne of the candidates for Mayor Of Mem
lsphis was arrested for picking a fight on the
street the other day. q.'eS - & I
The North Carolina Convention elected the
valet OF MIR. Davis its door-keeper. That
person is getting as numerous as the body sef'
want of George Washington ..,
A Swiss inventor thinks be has found bet
ter motive power than steam, and wants to sell
the secret. for $4,000, 600. fs.!,4 az -o
,hnh ha1 oio poaH
rather surprised the people at. Willsrd'sl in
Washington, ,oby walking INTO the breakfast
room in his night shirt. vs.iJaA.l =
An Illinois clergyman has been tried by an
ecclesiastical court}and found guilty Of seduc-
ing on unfortunate fdetormed dwarf, and will
now take his chances before the criminal court.
h'sa The Governor of, Utah recommends in his
annual message the revision of the divorce laws.
Better begin at the other end, and revise the
laws regarding marriage.
They recently hissed an actress at Partisan
theatre for being @1robed ina halo OF electric
light and very little else, on the stage, = 4
robe Of that kind must be shocking, a contem-
porary thinks. {sns. - 9 's.il ;4.1.r@G.
The foreman of one Of the New York fire
engine companies, few years ago married 9
fortune of 100000, ran through it and is now
$50 month. - ~ ssr5.ss5 I
The Paris managers put q new play upon the
stage with wonderfully short dresses. The
papers notice the ,indelicacy, the piece Is made
.animmediate success, and then the dresses are
heightened to avoid the notice OF the pohce.I
A Manchester, Eng, paper Apeaks OF a
criminal who, when, brought into the ponce
court, t:blasphemed in strong American &C ac-
esnt, and in the most awful terms He
turned out to be genuine Yorkshire man.
.Apropos of Phillip $ curse upon the soul OF
BENJAMIN Franklin, Flake s Galveston Bulletin
saws s:-nProfans swearing ls not the forte OF
MI. Phillips. He is excellent at seold!ng,
which is feminine employment, Cusslng
is more masculine, and. consequently less AKIN
to the talents Of Wendell Phillips. .S.@...
s:Ma, is the portrait of father torn =, asked
little cherub Of three summers. NO, my
child > why do you ask % ?'a "Why, this morn
ing he said, Darn my picture. II s,,,. :
,.A.few wears ago, the ladies wore kind of a
hood called g kiss if you dare. = The present
style of bonnet might be called, with equal
propriety, kiss me ifyou want to- - t. f.
A bow remarked to his mother the other
day that he never knew before that Mr.----------
was a milliner swell, he isn't said his
mother. A4s' Yes he is, said the boy, : for
father went in there last night to, get night.
cap g '%5 3 !. '.,l Is..lss.s.x :sa ,<.aJ 4asl
"Isay, ,Tummas, remarks an inquiring spirit,
ovhat.breed do you call that daWg Q .yourn 2"
Tummas-"W Well, he's two breeds, pinter and
setter. He sets all day and pints his nose at
the fire. .4A4g
nEsICCATED ,C0CoAsNUT,z aqdeliciou:
- srtiele,for pies, pnddings,, cakes, &C., pre-.
pared from the dried milk and meat Of choice
Carthagenai Cocoa Nuts, by process, which
retains the aroma and nutrinent and renders il
easily digestible. more healthful than the green