Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1868-07-09
Aar advertisements.
IF A HUMBUG,

TFAHUMBuG,
What q wonder
That the doors
Are open wide;
Ever since the
First u August
Thousands have
Pain Psia, applied.
Ihose who lie,
Or call II humbug,
Are the doctors,
Not acquaint;
For they always
Have been Jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
As high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
i always humhug,
Men Of science
Fun of hes.
Pain Paint has been tested free Of cost, over ten
months, every day except sundays, at 10 Chat.
ham square, n V, Tor the removal and cure Of
all manner Of pain aud disease. The office is con-
stantly crowded with patients, rain OF shine
Every person who buys Pam Paint, or tries IL free
OF cost, knows that AL who cali il hum6ug tell
ialsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills 10 swallow down;
We want no burning hnlments
In City, County, Town.
We want TO know the laws OF health,
We want 10 shun disease,
Wewant few Doctors Bills TO pay,
Or undertakers' fees.
We know all Pilis have had their day,
That physic is deceit
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomaehs were not made
To dreneh with Pun,atiyes,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives.
A TREMBLING MAN. THERE Is A MAN
IA whose hand does not tremhle, but handles a
brush with dextenty, and lays on the PAINT that
never leaves color or stain. He paints g1rls boys
men and women, by the hundreds every day and
evening. He removes pain as If by magic, Of any
name or nature. whether chronic or acute, irum
a SIMPLE mosquito bite 10 the most nightful canc.r
Broken down, trembling patients, arr sent by the
officers of hospitals 10 WOLCOTTS otlce, No
no Chatham square, NY, and all pain Is removed
for every application, free Of expense, without
money or price, Tor the tenant of the suukeu CYL
lars of the meanest tenement houSe, OF flr the
owners of brown stone and marble palaces at
Fifth Avenue. An, all are treated alike, and
each wait their turn for AN application Of that
wonderful remedy. PAIN PAINT, and all dis
tress pam, and misery, yanlshes INSTANTLY, II
n
/ ter uf the kingdom Of pam Is bruken under the
touch OF the brush, and crumNles like spider,
web, where before II held Its victim With an mon
/ grasp Tor scores Of years.
Hundreds OF physicians have witnessed IN, op'r-
atoms with astonishment, and those who expected
10 soft and laugh returned 90 pray. \ factory in
Brooklyn and the office IN New York is driven TO
its utmost capacity day and night. The Doctors
friends urge HIM TO double the pricc at once; but
the Doctor, with an emphatic No, settles the mat
Ter, The people shall have H. and everybody els,
for - cents, 50 cents g. s. s. and - pr bottle,
and can select what size they please. Iho-e who
are able certainly will purchase. the largest sst,
for they contain sixteen OF the dollar bottles, and
hold enough TO drive pain headlong, instead Of a
small bottle that removes PAIN only by inches.
I DIR WoLCuTT i man Of business. lie has
been in the same oihce nearly six years and folks
know just whore 10 lind him. He has no time 60
visit race courses or base ball matches hardly
/ time to snatch lunch. People of common sense
know that he means Just what he says. H. has
I too much honor 10 make single false >tatcmen ut.
II Is needless for us 10 state the success he has
already achieved IN the sale Of Of ms old stand
ard remedy, the ANNIHILATOR, universally
patronized for Catarrh and colds in the head,
which is TO day the only leading and reliable rem
4 edy for that loathsome yet universal complaint,
/ Still more, he now puts up the ANNlHILATOR
( in plnts INSTEAD or HALF pISTs, and makes II
one-quarter stronger and more efficient He has
cured, by the use of this valuable medicine, not
only thousands of almost hopeless cases OF catrrh,
u "a
hands tremble TO such degree that II vas imIos-
sible TO read a newspaper without laying It on a
desk, and who could scarcely write their name
once a week, find immediate benefit. Pint bot
ties hold three Of the so cent bottles, and he sells
nifty pint bottles 10 one of the smaller size.
Thousands suffer who would lie wholly restored
from that disgusting disease, CATARRH, which
leads directly to lung complaints, Dyspepsia weak
nerves, pain in the side and stomach. and liver
complaint. Doctors in general do not understand
Catarrh, and few are bold enough 20 deny II.
Nothing ever taken into the stomach can cure It,
! for the disease Is IN the head. You might As well
put plaster ON the foot To cure ulcer the
hand. Catarrh is an liberation in the head and
a running sore the matter falls III the throat and
clogs II at night runs down to the stomach and
undermines the whole constitution.
/ Catarrh snuff will always produce catarrh and
aggravate the disease. a sneeze Is nature most
i emphatic No and dust OF any kind is most posi-
4 lively injurious,
You must cure the fastening ulcer IN the head
and the difficulty IN the throat and stomach, from
this load Of phegm constantly pouring from the
head, Is removed. Ii must be cleaned out instead
OF adding snuff and more filth.
Buy none of the Doctors remedies unless in
PURE WHITE wrappers.
/ CUT THIS OUT, post il up and never forget
I there is ONE PLACE you can 90, or be Carried,
and have all physical pain removed tret Of expense
/ at No 40 Chatham: square, New York and ,
Hanover street, Boston, when al other doctor,
give you up as hopeless.
Folks possessed of common wit
Buy bottles that white wrappers tit
But fools are often caught and sold
With tinted wrappers, brown and old.