Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1868-10-30

Lounging on a summer veranda, the bee
droning and the flies buzzing, hearty 81 eez
is enjoyable. But when a discourse 9 ow
touching, and the house is still, and the eli
max is iust reached, a resounding sneeze, Is
pecialiy if you split it up by trying to SUP
press it, introduces a new train OF assoca
tions. This Is even less agreeable II you are
an honorary member, or some distinguished
person put up on the platform, as girls put
their pearls or ribbons on the neck, for show.
But Just imagine man in the full flight OF
haycold going to meeting and not oniy In
the words ofthe immortal Watts, " firing his
zeal along the road" but breaking out in
sermon time with a rattle of sneezes-a per
feet fusillade One man sneezing can take
IN audience out of the hand of Whitefeld or
Demosthenesi Wherefore a sneeze is strong
er than an oratioE.
These are the early symptoms, and contln-
use about fortnight. Then without letting
20 Of sneezing, your head becomes stuffed
with real premium cold You cannot breathe
through your nose, and not much through
your mouth. You can smell nothing and
taste nothing. and see but very little and that
little in water-colors Eating becomes a
matter of skill You cannot eat with your
mouth at the same time that you are breathing
through it. Two trains meeting on a single
track. one or the other must switch Of
Thus, You chew and hold your breath; and
then you switch to one side your cud, and
breathe awhile. Thus you shut off, alternat-
", bread and breath. This stage last about
two weeks more. 1t is not uniform and dull.
Now and then a day will, without cause or
warning, plump down on you with all the
symptoms Of the first period. The structure
win be removed eyes and nose, like the bills
after winter, viii flow down in rills. and
snee1er will awaken sylvan echoes, Ike birds
among the treez.
The third stage is known by the tendency
OF the whole complaint to descend. 1t seeks
to become bronchial. You are seized with
srasm0dic coughs. If You give way to them,
they viii leave You feeling az If a biunder-
buss. loaded with shot, had been discharged
through your lungs \ cough likca breachy
her-e. should be ridden with snaille mot snuff
feY and curb, and never suffered to get un-
der way, OF 60 sO laster than 2 walk. But it
is Not an unTeheVed cough iOf il alternatcs
Wit asthma complaint in which a man
feels when asleep, as if some one was sufo-
d H.
when awake, 81, if the hemp grew inside Of
him. and be was trying with bis breath to
Tui. il ~ y tLcrJ5ts. Before You had busy
l.y- Lat now you viii have your chief oc-
ruIat.on ~ night
/ DO not wish You to think TINT have Civ
en you all the symptoms Only the outlines
are herein set down. The filling up must be-
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lc'.'h5 10 leave helo"oie your exerJions
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