The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1868-03-11

Onicinis-Ofgan1c Act ObFhnueho-
MUM Takes the Place Of the Amer
lean Constitnti ioh-O -Our New Rulers
-satan's Kingdom in Full Blast.
ru From the Washington Union) -.
Benjamin f. Wade Beelzebub, Chief
of the Internal Empire, aud founder OF
the Order of Radicalism. Decorations,
Black Flag, Skull and Bones.
Thaddeus Stevens Satan, Leader OF
Impeachers and Grand Architect ofRuin
"outside of the Constitution" Grand
Cross of the Order. .sr .,.s..
Ulysses S. Grant Moloch, Prince of
Death, Chief of the Internal Artillery,
Raiser Of Smoke, and Presidential Be
trayer. Grand Cross set with horse
shoes.
John w. Forney Baal,. conductor of
the two organs of the Internal Empire,
both daily. "The Sulphur and Brim-
stone Chronicle" and the "Nitro Glyce-
rine Press" Knight of the Order.
Benjamin +. Butler Pluto, Principal
Model of the Beast, with seven heads
and ten horns-IIero of Big Bethel and
Fort Fisher-the Leading Bottle Imp
the Cock-eyed Saint of Massachusetts,.
Grand Cross, made of New Orleans gold,
and badge of the silver spoons.
Charles Sumner Behemoth, Chief Sore
Head, yet always advising 'NStick."
Grand Master of Foreign Relations, es-
pecially Prussian. Carpet Knight of the
Order.
Anna Dickinson Proserpine, Arch-She-
Devil of the empire and Sovereign Erin
cess of Malignant Spirits.
Jane Swisshelm Atropos, Princess of
the Cruel Fates and La Grand Duchess
of the Internal Household. .
Simon Cameron BelphegOr, Chief of
the Internal Mountebanks, and Princi-
pal Sorcerer.
James NJ. Ashley Baalbeuth, and
night Inspector of Jails, Principal Con-
sorter with Jail-birds and SubOrncr of
Periurers. Grand Cross of the Cloven
Foot
Robert Schenck Mammon, Chairman
of Military Plans and Hero of Vienna.
William d. Kelley Belial, Prince of
the Vale of Tears and Lord High Keeper
of the Red Eye. Grand Cross of the
Order. '''.
Zachariah Chandler Asmodeus, Chief
of the Blood. Letters, Principal faster Of
the Red Eye and Patron of Anarchy and
War. Grand Cross of the Order.
Schuyler Colfax Dagon, Presiding
Prince Of the Grand Council of the SIN
fernal Fanatics" and Chief illustrator
of the prophecy of Daniel Webster.
Wendell Philips Nisroch, Chief of the
Fiery Palace, Supplier of Ordnance
Stores, and Forerunner of the Crack Of
Doom.
Frederick Douglass Negral. The only
white man in the Empire, aud most de-
cent Devil in office.
George 8. Boutwell, ApollyOn. Chief
destroyer of the Constitution; Angel of
the Black wing; Guardsman of the open
dosr of Janus, Glittering Cross of the
Order, and seat at the right hand of
Beelzebub.
John b. Bingham Mephistophiles
Genius of the illuminated pathway to
Hades, Rhetorical Blunderbuss Of the
Internal Council and Chief Manager Of
devilish ingenuity. Grand Cross ofthe
Order and seat on the left of Beelzebub.
John A. Logan Armageddon. Comman.
der-in- Chief of the Grand Army of the
Internal Cohort, Wielder of the
flaming sword of Anarchy and
Ruin-and liveliest little devil out
side of the bOttomless pit. Grand Cross
of the Order.
John +. Farnsworth Yulturnus, Rider
of The Pale Horse. Chief Inspector of
the Internal Stud. Lord High Keeper Of
the Bed Chamber and Guardsman Of the
Fiery Palace. gr r...r.u, o..r s 81