The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1868-03-14

iha; time an you can't seour 'em up lik tin pan
Mine weren't very dazzley anyhow, guess, ana
] IN sure the shines all oil em now. When
woman an anti-deluyian she might as well give
up larnin' That's the Illusion come TO this
mornn' an I'm going TO put every one of them
pvsky books back in their propositions IN the
labfaiory, an retain n my gnogrampusness iili
In a corpus I've tried faithful, Miss Annie.
for the sake Of tie children, hut faint no use
Can you remember. anything you read 2
NV dear child couldn't tell Peter the Gree.
from Frederick Helmet II ! was 10 dio for IT, an
whether the Mexico River runs into the ROckcy
Ocean or the poecat Gulf, 10 u perfect history 10
me. vangtlinr knows more this blessed minniI
than her old grandmother ever will know II she
lives sentinel.
'If were you. said, Il would not bother ny
self about IL. People whose opinion is worth
having will not love you less because you ara
natural aud do not Try TO worry yourself "'''
useless learning.
'Ah, dcary, she sighed, every body ain'i like
you iOu'v knowed the from the jump when
WAS jtst an old country woman afoTe peierrorum
was cOnvcn,rd M YOU II depreciaie me IL don,
know allthc w.hngled dedieaiions bu, there's
Ninny--
'ifyou are quite resolved, saii 'wh, no
,ft some easier books p
Well, did try one spell at 'vangeiur thaoi
books, causc bcn' writ for children, ! thought
they d be easy. But land. they was jesi ns bad
rs the rest. First tried the crammer, aud
crarnmed all day, and 10 yon know ! ronldn
sleep wink that night.
VII, not?
My dear, was tryin the hSelong night Z"
uniwisl the intrTposiions en- the subsianiials,
an the conjectons an the noun-verbs, an the
directions, ill my head was 81 TO split opeI 81
two. An II said John is noun once that
night. I'm u,orially certain said IL enc hundred
time. The next day tried pull a, ioggsrf,
an had Asy, an Africy, an Americy n dancin
pn,illicns IN my head all Mai night An afieI
nil. don't know what good it'f going 10 DO m,
inrrsir, foi me to know that Mississppi IL thu
capital Of New Orleans. or tina, the earth Is pole
iia, q; both ends, with ave- in the middle of i
Now i. IL, honey p
Not much " said.
Then tried Rithmetic aud Moral uu, Nation
a PhlosOredts, took them both the same day.
rn its mercy ain Z IN the lunary asylum this
l., aiween them. Oh, Miss Annie. IL Was per.
nr'ly dreadful There was ceniipel"s an fy
'n.les, an circulars Oxtailagons, an di'7gonies
80 attitudes. an spears, an poliygonss an !
cant tell you the half Of them.
They are puZzling terms 10 any one sali
Are they, now | didn't think nobody ,ise
ever got into such snArl NJ did. An found
out IL gyraiion that makes apples fall 10 the
ground instead Of hyin' OF into the air when
they quit the Tree, which would b. very consltuc
tive 10 know il apples ever took such mnirums
but 81 long NJ they plump down on the gfass
'cordin To- mater, don't see much use lafniu
bout the you-call- EN- thu b makes en- 30
II Then iOok an awful dose u; the srellcI an
rthner. but ,v bout forgot the whole Of thai
too. nov An ii'siTvin anyhow Me Anri.
when the mranin oi "A words lssi "a ,LiGle,ii
gent the fusi was. know ih,re vac one
Ab-hnf.encr Ahhorn,r, aciimoneV when
ain the least idse what Kind of inouey that il a.
ALL
I don't believe yo" u -,'rVau' -iiher ~ tho,
woi.- said
that, ,eein's don know nothing bout ntilh'.
of them But honey, there III" lunch tel' ~
! M ~ hungty as hyenum
", were no sooner seated al III. lunoh'uu la
hr, than Mrs STurus started the subject oi u,
lIorcas Society which was 10 meet at three clori
that afternoon. She expressed herself Selightf
With her usual perspicuity when informed hen
Of INV membership.
Does my maternal relative contemplate az
Companying US 10 that temple of phianthi op,
aud benevolent deyoiions :? she inquired
I'm a.going, II that's wha, you are ir,n IN
say said her mother.
In your mouth you participated IN such .on.
genial pursuits did YOU moi % ingnr'i ~
Squrus.
'liey
pid you not belong 10 the little soc,ei, al oa,
native village
You know I did, Ned but I'm free 10 ,ou
Tess. think this u be on grander ihineunne,
scales. Dear me, We didn Z tissue no deviation
on smelly paper to folks TO line Us The, ss'
come Il they had mind ter. an stitched ewsy
Shall we ride, Ninny
4 answer affrmaiively will issue ~, COIN
mands for our equipage TO perambulaie 10 tie po'
tai Of our mansion At the appointed honi vi
Annie, you will condescend, apprehrnd io 90
cupy seat beside u.s.?
Thanking her, accepted the invitation TO a,
company them, as hoped my introduction might
secure few real friends for Mrs. Danodil Lunch
con over, helped my old friend to dress Tor she
seemed utterly unable 10 conquer the inifi,ncie
OF fashionable toilet.
'l,s no sort Of use, she said, 'iryin To remem-
Orize all the Gxins. an it's jes, n mercy any how
that ain't put my bucle on ms collar an pinned
my belt with breastpin. | did pretty nigh
sirangulaiion myself one nigh, iryin' TO clasp
bracelet round my throat, an goodness only
knows how many times put that pink Sill thing
there on outside afore II ise told me il was COS
st for my pink blush dress. There. honey In
all ready, run get your own duds on ! m free
10 confess don't see how you dress 80 quick
though you don't wear So many hummetes o.
We do TO be sure An Miss Annie. the next
time you have a spare hour. you must jus; CON
plain TO me all the names Of the jewelTy We -
a-pilin on. Ninny looked dragons al me oihe
day cos ! called this carbunclum red stone. an
m sure as for KNOWN = Turk horse from =
ramy thistle, or a toepan from q nopal, I'm sure |
don't at all. I'm pretty good now about di
mnnts, an ] kin tell pearls, but how anybody
knows rubies from gariers ] don't know an
woes an stun camyoes, though they do make
,wtni, dollars difference in the bill, an sou can
tell tuhrr from which when you We got EN-
Don tou like cnAmeled iewelry p asked
Don't. Miss Annie don't oh, honey, down
at Saraiogy they hamhoozled me inter I'm
What
'Beine smpannellei. nh, Mis-. Annie van,
you never done 50
Never
Well. IA dear child pureolorum ain moth
ing to Il was a long time before ! could b.
'oHNrd up 20 H. hut Ninny shed 30, her heart OF
H. an - give upat last. Well thu woman
cane fusi shr washed my face with sich oriui
hot water thought she was a.scaldin mo ar ".
did the Other rigs at home An then abe rub
led me With n towel. that hair brush was vel
vet 10 a. and thru she took something out OF ore
little b"tilr aud riasisred all over my face. an
soi nt ~ aioIr a nre In July 10 dry, an 20 tat
Miss Annir, that ] am sure sil5led afoFe was
policcd from there. An then she put something
oni OF another bottle with 4 little brush that
went np my nose every other minnii, and liekled
the nearly iHiO convolutions An then ! was
baked again I'LL there wasn't dry thread on
me An then another layer, an don't know
low many more, till a, last was told TO look a,
mysef In the Rass Goodness me, but | was
hansuni l.ouked for all the world like NAnge-
line WAY doll sNelled up 10 na,eruAi size, an
pethaps little grain over. But, honey. II Ia
a.becn the wickelness old heaiherm ia The mi
vcr'iiy, d a-bren paid up for all my short go
in's that sight The fusi time gaped ! peeled
my nose from The top 10 the zip, the next time
crack'd my cheeks al open, aol only the panncil
ing honey hat ilsi took the ska right 90 every
tim" When got upin the mornin' looked like
M old plasiered ccilin' with n crack for every
inch Of Il. iou never saw the like Then /
tried Ia git II oH u Wouldnt wash OF, an II
wouldni soak of, and Il wouldn't dry of, co
jisi pulled Il all "a with my nails aud was skin
ued as complete as any rabbit you ever saw u
was too good weeks aiore could gIt out OF ms
'oalh, "r -h"w NY face anywhere. An ! aessi
got no symphony neither, an spect was ich
an otfnl old nidioi didn't reserve any pity
could see the chambermaid gigglin' every tim
a.. .or,, az, ..i,h . ,.aais wi,siss 80 a.. -.