Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1868-09-01

QUACKERY.
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE
CAN BE DETAINED.
| DIR, JOHNSON has discovered the most
Certain, Speedy, and only Efectual Remedy, in
the World for Weakness of the Back or Limbs
Structures, Affection Of the Kidneys or Bladder
Involuntary Discharges, 1mpotency, General
Debility, Nervousness, Dyspepsia, Danguor
Low Spirits, Confusion. OF Ideas, P&Lpitaton u
the Heart, Timidity Trembling. Dim1ne2S OF
Sgh or GddaSi5 Deaj9 aotions 90 Of tG9 the Ter
Lungs, Stomach, or BoWels-tEo8e Terrible
Disorders arising from Solitary Habits OF
Youth-secret and solitary praCtlces more laTS'
to thoir victims than the song OF Syrens 10 lM'
Mariners Of Ulysses, blightlng their mosI OE''
liant hopes or anticipations, rendering iN"''
riage, Sc, impossible. .,, .. .. .....
YOUNG MEN,
Especially, who have become the victims o.
solitary vice. that dreadful and destructV'
habit which annually sweeps to an ultlmely
grave thousands Of Young Men Of the most
excellent talents and brilliant intellect, who
might otherwise have ontranced listening Seua-
tors with the thunders Of eloquence or waked
to estacy the living Tyre, may call with IuH
confidence.
Married Persons, or Young Men comtompla.
ting marriage, being aware OF Fny8lcal " esh-
ness, Organic Debility, DetormtleS, speeuiI3
cured. ...-4
Ho who places himself under the care OF DT
J, NAV religiously confde in his honor as d
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his skill
as physician.
..... ORGANIC WEAKNESS
Immediately cured and full vigor restored
This distressing affection, which renders Hlo
miserable and marriage Impossible, IS the
penalty paid by the victims Of improprlety.-
Young persons are too apt 10 commit eA,
cesses from not being aware OIL Lne uFeauiuI
consequences that may ensue. NOW, WHO LhaL
understands the subject will pretend 70 deny
that the power Of procreation IS lost sooneF 0J
those falling into improper habits than by tho
prudent? Besides being deprived OF the pleas
ure Of healthy offspring, the most SERIOUS ana
destructive symptoms Of both Dody ana mRu
arise. The System becomes der94ge4, tH9
Physical and Mental Functions Weakenedr
Loss of Provocative Power Nervous LfrtaoiE!-
ty, Dygpepsia Palpitation Of the Heart Indi
gestion, Constitutional Debility, and ,Wast!n8
Of the Frame, Consumption, Decay and Death.
DIR. JOHNSON,
Mt.nber Of the Royal College Of Surgeon.
london, Graduate Of one Of the most emlneht
Collereg in the United States, and the creator
part OF whose life has been spent in the hCspit-
als Of London, Paris, Phiadelphls, and else
where has effected some OF tho most aslonl3Ar
ing cures that were ever known many troUDIcd
with ringing IN the head and ears Whcn asleep
sounds, bashfulness with frequent blusllng at
tended sometimes with arrangement OF Dlnd
were cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. j. addresses all those who have Injured
themselves by improper indulgence Snd SOIL
tary habits which ruin both body and mind,
uniting them for either business, study, Socle
tY or marriage.
These are Some of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by early habits Of youth, VIZ
Weakness OF the Back and Limbs, Pains Iii Il.
Head, Dimncss Of Sight, Loss Of Muscular row.
Yous Irrit4biIity, Dorangement Of the Digestive
Functions, General Debility, Symptoms Of
Consumption, &c.
MENTALLY-The fearful effects on the mind
are much TO be dreaded. Loss OF Mem0ry,
Confusion Of Ideas, Depression Of Spirits, hEI
Forebodings, A7erson to Society," Self DIstrusI,
Love of Solitude, Timidity, SC, are some "'
the evils proiuccd
Thousands OF persons OF Ail ages can NO"
iudgcwhat is the cause oftheir declining health,
losing their Yigor, becoming weak, pale, ner-
V3us and emac!atcd having q singular appear,
ance about the eyes, Cough, and Symptoms q!
'-''' ~ YOUNG MEN.
Who have injured themselves by Ger
tain practice, indulged in, habit ire
uuently learned from evil companions, or At
school, the effects Of which are nightly felt,
even when asleep, and, if not cured, renders
marriage impossible and destroys both lAiAu
and body. should apply immediately.
What pity that young man, the nope OF
his country, the pride Of his parents, should Dc
snatched from all prospects and enJoyments Oh
life BY the consequence Of deviating from the
path Of nature, and indulging in certain Sc
cret habit. Such persons must, before cohto'"-
plGting ,,--.r,,
reflect that soundmind and body are the Iaost
necessary requisites to promote connubIai nap
piness. Indeed, without these the Journey
through life becomes weary pllgrmaGei tnG
becomes shadowed with despair and filed with
the melancholy reflection that the happiness q
another becomes blighted with your own
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent votary
of Measure finds that he has imbbed tho seeds
Of this painful disease II too often happens IHAt
en- ill-tmcd sense of shamo or dread or dlsc9T-
cry deters him from applying 10 LnoSe' |no
from education and respeCtabillty1 can alone
hcfricnd him. delaying till the CONSTITUTIONS.
svTontoms of this h0rrid dise&sG mako their ap,
nesrance, such as ucerated sore throat, dlSea%ed
nose nocturnal pains II the head ana Ihnn"'
3ifnness of sight Deafness nodes on the shln-
hnnaa and arms blotches on the head, face and
aytramitics progressing with trlghtiul rapldlLg
Il u at last the palate of the mouth or III: ~-Hea
of lhe nose fall in, and the victim OF thlS a"Iu
disease becomes hOrTld oPJect Oh Goin4lSSSIE
t0n ill death puts period TO MS Dreadful SUI
sS1 y ;sR%9s %5sne6 en +; e7r a3f H9311Sv?'@ 6P9
II ia y MELANCHOLY FACT that thou
sands fall victims to this terrible disease, owing
- the iIfulness Of Ignorant pretendors, wig,
Sy 'tIU the uge of that DEADLY POISON, Mp r
GJRY, ruin the constitution and nGke LIE
residue of life miserable.
DIR. JOHNSON,
OFFICE, No. T, SOUTH FREDERICK STREET,
BALTIMORE, MD.
Left hand side going from Baltimore street
few doors from the corner. Fail not to obseTYo
name and number.
ns9-No letters received unless post paid, and
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