Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1868-08-14
Our K. AT. F. on Woman's Rights.

ter mi boy, WlMmei mas fiLeS, ana ttsO
am not kompetent to kuss nor diskuss SO
delykate waty subject, nevertheless,
kan staff flu fax wich hev KUN under mi
observashun.
In the fuss plais, wud remark that she
haz rite b born, .wether the old foxes
like it or not. Wen she grose up 2 be
yung lady, (Which never happing,) she en-
ploys her time in storing hur mine with
useless nollidge, Guild from the moril pages
of the NJ York Logger, the Evening Post,
the Nashunal Poleese Gazette, and other
good family noosepapcrs, inkludin the
"Last Sensashun. Hur daze are spent in
ideness, & hur mites in plesure & dissips.-
shun, while hur mornins ar devoted to viz
tuous slumber, waiting fur hur deer mutler
to kook the hash fur hur brekfust. Az
hur konstitushun is so delaket, she kant
stand the mornin air, but she kan lie the
morning air bully till ten or leven o'klok.
Thees ar bur daily okkupashun until sum
saphed kums along without branes or mum
ny; a very morril yung man, l hu goze to
church reggerlerly, and attends the soin
sosighety, & the sosighety fur the promo
shun of the negro, 6 the sosighety fur the
propagashun ov kerrect prinsipels & the
formashun & propulshun Of nu ideas one
hu is incorporate in everything but the
use of alkohawlic beverajis. Well, our
Mise yung man kums along and falls liz
luv with the aforesed industrius femule.
He thinks hur deer, & she thinks him a
hero. They marry, & after a months
trial, he finds out that the only thing dear
about her il hur bored and cloze, while
she haz diskuvered that hur hero is Ne
70. This gives hur anuther rite. the rite
of bein divorsed. Her applikashun is maid
on the ground of kruelty and neglect.
Sed kruelty konsisten Of his indisposishun
to get up in the mornin & kook hur brek-
fast, az that was not the ''stile in which
she was brot up" while the neglect was
his neglect to supply hur with that which
be never had, viz, mummy. The grounds
are sufishent for decree of diverse in
this humanitarian aig, and akkordinly she
gets hur rites. The neckst seeks BAN
fur hur lasseratid affeckshuns in the rite
2 luv man hu has mummy, viz, a gay gam
boiler. They think it rite to dispense with
the rite of marrij, & she travels with him
the downward rode until he finds it xpe-
dent 2 diskard hur fur a nu luv. This
akt of perfdy on his part fires her virtuous
sole with just indignashun, & gives hur
the rite to perforate his anatomy with a
a2-lOO lb ball. The jury konseed the right,
and bring in a verdick ofjustifabel hon.
mycide, x1Ouatin serkumstansis, ETC., &C.,
6ecos she is woman, and when woman
talks the war path fur hur rites, she is
bound 2 get them.
This is fast aig, so tina sa, but think
it is mighty loose aig, revolutionary
aig, and sumbody is bound to get turned
upside down if tina don't give the wimmen
thare rites-Anny Dominy 1868, universal
suffrage for the wimmen & niggers, &
universal suffering for the men-poor dev-
lis. $50. s.-+
Yes sir ee, woman is deeply impressed
with her Importance and mans insigni6-
kans. Its bur rite b maskuline if she
kan only cum the dodge, and to diskard
with her krinoline all the sweet femanin
graces that used maik her so lovely ''in
our grandmother's daze." All yes swee.
feminine graces are plade out. regret to
sa; tina are supplanted they are gone up
Salt river, and we male maskulines. have
no redress. We must take it as it kums.
We must suffer and not komplane, for we
proud Americans, freeborn & independent,
liberty luving & always boasting of our
freedom are yet under tyranny most alb
solute. We are the slaves of pettycoats,
who rule with rod of-of-tung. aq
Walter, mi boy, don't fall vicktim to
any ov thare rites. You air yung man,
good looking man, wise man & prom
ising man, but don't you promise them
anything. Preserv yure morality & b o
good boy. Recollect tina ar angels bed
marrij. but the very de---lite of thare
husbands after. Tha klame & we will kon-
seed 2 them the rite 2 b born, the rite of
baptism, the rite 2 b good little girls if tina
keep their faces kleen & thare shuse tide
up, the right of having luver, the rite to
write to him, the rite of marrij, the right
ov skoldin Gust little bit), the right 2
hav as menny children as tina kan bring
up in the wa tina shud go, the rite 2 b
pleasant & agreeabel dooring life, & finally
the right 2 die in a good old aige with the
satisfaction of knowing that tina hav caused
more smiles than tears, more joy than sor-
row during thare lifetime. That tina may
all fill their proper Steer is the wish Of yure
X. A. F. F.
wThe loyal people of the country win
be panied to learn that the staunch patriot,
the able statesman, and eloquent orator
Thaddeus Stephens is no more, he died at