Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1868-08-18

What wonder
That The doors
Are open wide
Ever since the
First of August
Thousands have
Pain Paint applied.
Those who lie,
Or call it humbug,
Are the DOCTORS
Not acquaint;
For they always
Have been jealous
When their patients
Use Pain Paint.
Pile up facts
AS high as mountains,
Flash the truth
Before their eyes,
But the cry
Is always humbug,
Men of science
Full of lies
Pain Paint has been tested, free of cost, over
ten months, every day Except Sundays,) at ITO
Chatham square, NY, for the removal and cure
of all manner of pain and disease. The office is
constantly crowded with patients, rain or shine.
Every person who buys Pain Paint, or tries it
free of cost, knows that all who call it humbug
tell talsehood.
We want no poison in our lips,
No pills to swallow down;
Wewant no burning liniments
In City, County, Town.
We want to know the laws of health,
We want to shun disease,
We want few Doctors Bills to pay.
Or Undertaker's fees.
| We know all Pills have had their day,
That physic is deceit,
The Lancet and the bloody Bowl
We never more shall greet.
We know our stomachs were not made
To drench with purgatives,
Brute instinct shuns the hateful dose
And every child that lives
TREMBLING MAN.-THERE IS A MAN
/ a whose hand does not uemble, but handles
u brush with dexterity, and lays on the PAINT
that never leaves color or stain. He paints boys,
| girls, mPn and women, by the hundreds, every
| day and evening He removes pain as if by mag
| ic or Of any name or nature, whether chronic or
| acute, from simple mosquito bite to the most
/ trghtful cancer Broken down, trembling pa
tientS are sent by the officers of hospitals TO
/ WOLCOTTS Office, No 10 Chatham square,
! \. Y, and all pain is removed for every appica-
ton, free Of expense, without money or price,
| Tor the tenant The sunkeu cellars Of the mean
/ est tenement houses or for the owners Of brown
stone and marble palaces of Fifth Avenue. All,
all are treated alike, and each wait their turn for
am application of that wonderful remedy, PAIN
PAIN I, and all distress, pain and misery, van
i,hes instantly us il commanded by supernatu-
raj agent The sCepter of the kingdom of pain
is broken under the touch Of the brush, anC
CrUmbieS like SPIDERS web, where before il
held its victim with an iron grasp for scores Of
years.
Hundreds of physicians have witnessed the
operations with establishment, and those who ex
pected TO sc0H and laugh, returned to pray. A
factory in Brooklyn and the Office in New YORK
is driven TO its utmost capacity day and night
The Doctors friends urge him TO double the
price at once but the Doctor with an emphatic
No, settles the matter. The people shall have il
/ and everybody else, for . cents, 80 cents 81
s., 81, and IS per bottle, and can select VIVA
size hey please. Those who are able will purchase
the largest sizes for they contain sixteen of th'
dollar bottles, and hold enough to drive pan
headOug, instead of d small bottle that remove
pam only by inches.
Or WOLCOTT is q man Of business. He ma
been in the same Office nearly tx years, and thu
folks know Just where 70 find him. He has IL
time 10 visit race courses or base ball matches
hardly time to snatch q lunch People of com
mon sense know that he means just what he says
lie has roo much honor TO make single fails
statement.
Its needless for us to state the success he la
/ already achieved in the sale Of his old standar
remedy, the ANNIHILAIOR, universally pat
1 rouIscu tor catarrh ana colds in the head, Whic
j, t9 day the only leading and reliable remed
= Iar al. lUaths me, yet universal complaint
>li.t more, he now puts up the ANNIHILATOI
lH pluss instead Of ha5f putS, and makes 1t one
quarter stronger and more efficient. He has cure
. by the use to this valuable medicine, not onl
: thousands OF almost helpless cases Of catarrl
ha- hundreds Yt weak nerves. Many ma
wias. hand trem9ied 10 sgcu degree that
WAS apostolic so read "a newspaper without lay
a lU- b. ou she ue-s, and who could scarcely wr
latl. name once d week, ind immediate bench
ID Pins BOTTLES hold three OF the 80 cent bottles, an
ae -,.s niJl % The pint bottles 10 one OF Il
smaller size. Thousands suffer who would
Nla.l restored from that disgusting disease, c.
IAtAH. which leads directly TO lung cor
l,.. dy,sl,a-f. ys-sl- r,or--aS pain
- and stomach, and liver complaint. Doctors
general do NOT understand CaIarrL, and few a
bold enough 70 deny it. Nothing ever taken il
10 he stomach can cure il, for the disease is
lue head. You might rs well put a plaster
the foot to cure an ulcer on the hard. CaIarl
Is an liberation IN the head and a running sor
the matter falls into the throat and clogs il:
might rams down to the stomach and undermin
+. the whole constitution.
C4tdrrh snuff will always produce catarrh al
aggrVate he disease. A sueeze is natures me
emphatic No, and dust CT any kind is most pc,
lively Injurious.
Gou must cure the fostering ulcer in the hei
S aud The difficulty in the throat and stomach fro
his load OF phlegm constantly pouring from t
mead, Is removed. L must be cleaned out,
stead of adding snutfand more filth.
Buy none of the Doctors remedies unless
p1ye rbite wrappers.
CUT THIS OUT, post il up, and never fore
there is ONE PLACE You can go, or be CARR
and have an physical pain removed free of e
pcuse, at No. 40 Chatham square, New Yol
and II Hanover street, Boston, when all 9th
doctors give you up as helpless.
Folks possessed Of common wit,
Buy bottles that white wrappers fit;
But fools are often caught aud sold