The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1868-05-09

"ptcu rohgg, an soMo GOT KIND or tangled, and
Fome got kind ur stubborn, and wen they ort
to hcv voted they only sed s'no": vicl mont
|. they wus hostile to the gentleman WHO swus
proposed, to serve his Kuntry as aphorcsed,
and the CRATE chccisaseSc' brot all scch round
to their censcs. The Great Cheif fixed them
burnin luminaris on the humble subscriber,
and the humble subscriber knowed that there
wur no phlnching cggspcctcd NV him; Them
liery CRIBS said, "yolng man don't try to phool
ths-it karnt be did, a,,he youngg man didn't
try to phool him, but voted jist as he sed,
wich wus also right, AMI proper, and patriotic.
Wcll, sur, thoir war another ycnplcman aud
on my akin wur told his name iwur MacIl in
lay. and he wur quite ball in the head vich
wur kosed by too much study an much
skratchin; so wus tolc. But he seemed to
be very good at cnllin Nv names, puticar
them names Nich we knowcd was good fur our
side, yich he called over several times in a
handiblc voice; an the koporal at arms wur
instructed fur to walk up all sch as wur slcepn
OH the benches, but not to disturb the slumbcrs
OF any other pussns, by 10 means, and this
crc Secretary cum up to my ice uf q man of
bsness And then thur wur another kullurd
pussin on the Kopittcc, and when uxcd for
his name wur tolc it wur Mays; and 1 wur
tole lie w,ls the Barber of this ere town, and
got his livin by Shawn nv the vite foxes and
cuttin NV the Dcmokrats here An now he ar
With us. All We hav run him fur the Legislature
an put him III that very admirable nstitushun
of larnin. all Of wich shcws how Cute he is.
and teaches tllis moral Of crate bcwty, That to
wit; y barbcrs rasor might be sharp but tho
Raliklc party arc Sharper. I was tolc rurth-
cr, that our party padc llAP lets Of munncy
jist for scttin thar and co!iin on. an Il displain
of his classik fccchulcs-;n he ;.int had no oc-
kashun for to shave any boldly in his shop no
more, wich shop Mr.. Isaac hcv made 10 Shoo
Shop, wcr he turns out boots eli shoes to order,
CT the kash are put down, cn no qucshuns air
aXcd
An then thcrSwur another Kullcl gentleman,
an wen maid anxious inquiries wur told it wur
Mister SasPurtus.. lie seemed to hcy good
deal to say OH every tnpik. And lc wur bound
to be herd. And the CRATE Chccf he listened
ter him with much apperrent plcshurc and
then | knowcd Mister Saspurtus wur our maj,
X TUX ter him and he wur gay torkcr & scd
sum good les an lie always stuk up to the
CRATE Chcef's doctrines wicE wur that 'sevcry-
boldly shud cum out far u squar OH our phlt-
phornn' wich Mstur Eltur Dibblc are the only
phlatphorm worth standn OH the obirxsl,in to
it bein that beina Guild puisin and not By
cnJ-meens .cdikatcd / don't undustan tic per-
seycr,d ,oi the pls,.ks and ,,,any of
my kullcr{ don't nccthcr all of wich Will be
xplaincd am told by the yratc Chcef at some
future and mo:c !;on"cn;ont Sccsin.
In tie pulpit thur var soa:c six OF s otcl
culc9 pussins. l wcs told on my anxious in
uureys thur wur Committees also. but |
cou'd 'dn: find out then Mains, and they didn't
do northin but larf and one Teller he rolled his
i well and thur were sum few witc to it.
Mister Dibblc. Editnr, of your phrcc and
equal paper, L didn't git ter this ere mcctin
until they wur Il sotton toa victim fur Sheriff
and luther people fur pnblik pcrsishuns, & the
conSirGashun rcneo!n i'll fur to find out v l,o
wur tie tit pussins TO our party fur to nulmi-
nate, and that WIS the time Mr.. Nilb!c Ed
tur, wen the genus NV cur CRATE lccdcr showed
out. an lie riz then (and some phool sed he,
mccnin the CRATE Chrcf, was no committee man,
n SO couldn't spcck, vich remark WAS not
needed in any vise) and he scys, Thar M no
party kan run .:unlcss he cum up far e. square
on our platform" and thar wur no use in nomi-
natin of any body as couldn't cum up far 4
squar," all which remarks wur jist a. proper.
and showed the genus Of the man. aud was
loosil to I'll mines shown NV the principles ui
the party. Aud jist here sulnbody, they begins
fur to shout out Burnt District and Pork >"
and sich like, all W vich | knowed nothin
about, but the Collud puSsin who euvc me the
valuable inflammation abuv mcnshuncl scy; to
nc that these remarks vur made fur the hcn-
fit of uv the Chcef who wur engaged in sun,
way in speculntin in bricks from the Burnt
rcwins III Charlcstun, y!ch he wur buying M
at Il rcjuccd isGur, and likewise in pork, from
the kuntroc and rural villages, aud that the
speculation in bricks was a snlau failure and
the Chccls funds hnvin bin tux by the Soopcr-
ntcndent ut the Burnt District the Ghecr had
bin Obliged fur to lccvc Il take the bamkrup
ne X ino1 T. ,,,r,v;.l.l -, @; H.