Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1868-04-10
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fine young man gives her better
one.
There Is one kind of business which
it is always p-udent to go into-the
safe business.
7. Russell Young, the managing
editor of the New York Tribune, is
only twenty-seven.
The difference canter will give
you ruddy cheeks, decanter will
give you q ruddy nose. r-rr-7r.
Artelnus Ward said that the man
who wrote I'm saddest when sing,
was fool to sing much.
Jones knocked on the door of an
assessor of internal revenue, and was
told to come in. He responded with
an income,
Vicksburg owes its school teachers
Ave, months Gsalary, has nothing
wherewithal to pay, and Is about to
close its learning shops.
An oil we'll i'm Pennsylvania has
been burning moregthan two years,
all efforts to extingpish the flames
have proved unavalling. 2A kS
! Itisk generally believed that as b
man sows, so shall he reap; but with
a woman the case is quite different
as she rips so shall she sew.
Horace Mann says that "a teacher
who Is attempting to teach, without
inspiring the pupil with o desire to
learn, Is hammering cold iron."
A young lady who was taking mu.
sic lessons was asked How she could
afford it these hard times. uOh, D
said she, II confine myself to the
low notes. lEl tl,l9
An editor became martial, and was
created captain. j On parade, instead
!efr.stwor PAGES sfront--advance," he
unconsciously bawled out, "Cash,
two dollars year in advance
Poor little fellow, eren't you cold?'
said pretty young lady to- a. news
boy Of whom she had just mskle Q
purchase. Yes, nia'am, before you
smiled" was the gallant response.
''Steel your heart" said a consid-
crate father to his son,o..for you are
girIs :, ar had 1,nch 1890 staa
sheivs n said tho prnn,,sinr vounn
man. I'll " Z ~
.sss..1a
wrote lie verdict az = cnrnnar,s iup ps,
"died from hemorrhaga - and az
nublic gained the infornot;nn ' the e
newt day that the deaaasaa .ta;ad
frl,a,. hs1 5,arriaaa'n S
.TNTTst'Nf l-srf itFlh lgelj
Precept and Practice +Beggar wo-
man--'Please, sir, give me a penny
" G Sep nS ,r9th s s.arvihg. o., hr
Nv I've got IN n,oEo = go - a.
Soeietv for Ral;af 81 tha nast;-
into ''01 t ~ 1ao =. Ae''i
.s.t u 4 ! 49, 800
The chap deservediy won his bet,
who, in company, when every one
was Dragging. Of bis tall relations,
er twelve feet high. He had. he said
''two half brothers, each measuring
six feet. - ~
All q" hWaru man In attempting 10
salve soooe' oroppea IL on the
Ao ..9r,
..va,ne %, low ,, eAcaliineaa his VIE,
"Oh, no, my DEAR" exclaimed he,
It's safe D nave got my foot upon
VI. TtyI,I7g ,r(gW s ypqg.T
A three wear oId hov or . p;ttsea,d
clerpvman watcb;na h;s n,otha-
make hiscnit ono Snn,fav far foo aai,
~ISer if n vas ,,,t s,y;s{ al ~ s,,sls,,,
on Snndav az conres Ell AT 81
.i,,,,. JnG aS ~ $500 .'.ste ciiap con,
40 haayen 0"son - /" ''oA = W se'
who's there Z, said Jenkins, one
cold winter night. disturbed in his
repose by some one knocking at the
street door. "A friend, was f,swer-
Cd. sWhRtdo you want e 1NVantto
stay here oil night QUEER taafe,
! ainf if? But stay there by a me fis'
80 'uo 0e"o'oieh' iepiy'
A gentleman seeino nm rrisbman
fencing i'm n very barren desolats
piece Of land saif nWbat arc vo,,
fencing i'm that Iot for pat9 aocI
of sheen would starve tn death On
that land.u uAnd shure vonr homo,
wasrft ffencir, o n In ltana fha ,,oo,
basfes ont If m 81 renI;ad PAT ~
eff / take the next street to the
friesassi astad stra,,rar W LILY
The other dav .T.aad Sa,, atrs sGI
into trn,IIo s;r .ha,, yJu s'iam'
neonle m taka straets n Poston y re
niiad : Iittla oId sriaa -, sI.oa 70 =
4 man sy MI w;th = fw;ntylk ptsivm "" -
: :" ~ mo- w
A man i'm West pennsvlvania
Schuylkill county. Pa. finding some
too coarse for his use, attempted e
grind it liner in a coffee pot, Result
"a noise, a room iiiied with nyine
tagnsAts o. coHee nails window
g,ass, Iurhiture, erocKery, anu pau,
burned ana worse frightened
uutchman.
Yhe Detroit Post mounts its pepa.
sus to the following effect. "There
was man i'm Washington. and he
was wondrous wise : he pitched into
amy policy and scratched ont ali Tis
ont With al e IL nc 10y, iam n,s Syes "1le
n;,nho,s ;ato a. Wan 1 nma, ns
seretch.d mt .h.t ,;tt,. ~, amu
Is.ft - h;.s,asIe sass..n - "oo VIZ
hnt its trnth y n poe'fy'
Wages went to the depot of one oil
our railways the other day. and find
sing the best car full, said in loud