The New Orleans crescent., 1868-03-29
For the Sunday orescentl
FINE KNOTS.

"A feer feelin makes one wondrous kind.r
Y-a-s; but grate deel depends on whar and
when hese feelin if hese feelin round feller's
room at mite for loose stamps or feller's Sunday
close--Ah then the hew GOV the steed is directly
antipodal.
Honesty is the best polissy.n That was all
very fine in Ole Aunty Bellum's time but if you
kin show me ov one ov them polissysi in Moo Or
Inns, I1l-Ill-be willn 2 run on king kutler's
ticket, or be choked with sawdust. Them polls
sizes disappeard bout the time the ole lady her
self did.
Trooth, it is said, " lies at the bottom ov well.r
Yes, anp lIeckon es how she's went and lade
thar until she's bin either smothered or drowned.
Gas lies at the bottom well herebouts. and es
a genal thing thars never much trooth 10 gss.
what's the site difrens twixt bloc tail fly and
pryin nabor; give 1t upi
One bzis all about yore nose, and tother-nose
all about y-e seei
wharin dus Hiram Powers differ from Watson,
the glorious burglarg ...,..
One always sell bis busts. an tother always
busts his s-eel -.f
1t is but MATERIAL that when one ov the trooly
l0il'' has bin thorcly iron clad clean thru temperd
in the fire ov radiealism. and hammered out by
public opinyun. thet he shood turn steal.
PuTgery-The ackt of purgn oneself from all
politisal disabilities by takin or swallerin the
What femail is it thet no Teller wood banker
be Rugged byl Anna Conda.
The political helth ov Alabamer may not be
very good jest now; but la thars no danger oy
her, fur shese got konstitootshun strong enuf
for gal 2ice her size and waite.
time benefshal hog raisers, but rather
slim time for ssilors-When the mast falls. (Don't
itD 1r1arra ua
When big trees begin shoot, its bout time for
the little bushes leeve.
" Ike, how can you tell when feller's in low"
:" By his size, be Shore" a9s
" By his size 90
"Yes, by his eyes,"
:" By his eyes,"
"Yes by his sighs!" %
80! yes, shore enuf." atr
FOR SALE.
The wrecks ov the ship ov Stait Lousy.
ana and her tender city ov Moo 0rlins, thar
tackel and aparal as thay now lie stranded on
Carpit-Bsg shoals IN the slough ov Perdishun.
Sens striking the shoals (some odd yeers ago,
more or less,) thay hev been overruu by rockers
and ysrmin ov all kinds, Barneykels and Other
she'll fish hev fastined and fattend on ther sides
and bottoms, notgithstandin all ey which thar
huls air es good es moo, hevin orginly bin bilt ov
the best materi The hulls hev bin used ov lait
e. iyin in horsptsls or soup houses for abandund
and desiitoot karacturs ov all sorts. The followin
assorted inventory will be sold without emmy men-
tai reservashun whatever, too it:
One lot "a hand kOnstitOOshun ingines bout es
good es tha make EN- in theese parts. heyin bin
got up regardless ov expense.
One lot credit (bady spiled.)
One lot cash boxes lem IT,
One splendidy executed bust ov the Stait tres
ury.
One lot State rights.
Ore lot crevasses.
One lot wires and pullers, (badly pulled all 2
peeces.)
One workin model ov an sturney genuI.
One lot patent windraisers.
One lot Extracks ov Sheridan and Mower; gar
sniede remoove impediments ov all kinds, aud
like the manoofatuTers, tha air at present well
bottled and cOrked uD.
One ded peliksn (badly plucked.)
One chunk Goodies oy Liberty, about 40 lbs.
more or less. ----.----.
One mayor bout yeer old this spring: good
bottom aud very good wind ; not emmy way sSit
tesh, but bsvin bin used blinds. wont work
without them; its no use to try 10 git ennything
outen her without usn the blinds; will keep in
good kondishun ef yn jest throw her handful ov
green oats be w0rkin her.
One lot ASSORTED old lumber, sech es levee
boards, skoOl boards, pOleeee boards, boards oy
aldermen, oy registrashun, ov enagrashun, aud
extermnashun, ebony, mahogany colerd, mkt
and plain. (rhars enuf ov this ole lumber shin
gle good sized meetin house.)
One lot inlad mahogany colored buros.
One lot chars'' wooden hedded.)
One lot galvinzed finanseers.
One lot fne mitashun poleese.
fu cases perjury.
One lot OF cases, (Very hard.)
One lot reports very loud.)
Cne patent portable street and treasury sweeper,
English make.)
One lot unwarrantable proseedns.
One lot doobyus transackshuns.
Several cases oy Hongswogin."
One lot snipe (glater speesis)
A fu sbadders ov authority, very fu.)
One lot traces (ov desolashun.)
One lot blited hopes.
One lot Of beats (ded.)
One political horizon (black) .-I
One lot political reputashun for what tina will
bring. (P. SEE not got rid ov tha viii be
likely bring the present holders to the gaus or
some other high posshun.) -
One lot King Kutler nominashuns (so-called.)
The abuv plunder viii be sold positively on the
day ov sail.
ferms-One haff cash in noats on the situashun,
and the balens In promises TO do better Ia side
or II months. Purchasers 2 remove the rub
hish ef il takes EN- all the Sumner. 8
tra7 PINE h WOODS,
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