The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1868-01-23
LopNINe UNDER TIE BED.

/ ~ - 'he ud"l' VI hlHpl pT'sphs " 'ANN
a tooS un ler the bel before rstirios Tor
the night, Mrs Evergreen. MY beloved
wife, indalles Il Indulgence it can BE-
called. in this. peculiar practice. do
not object TO il in the least SO long as
she does not enforce the perlorm'nee
upon mysalr but when, ais sometimes
the case, she forg-,s it until she h's put
our'thSlish,anI ensconsel herself unler
I the comforter. tVn il. is hard That | Eh'
am not troubled Filh ncT.ons OpP'ehcn
siveness, should have TO get out il the
cold and do il for her. have often re-
marked 10 Mrs Evergreen, when have
seen her pryins Under the bed, that il
was silly h ,bU, ani TINT The sooner she
giye.iI up The batter 70 this gentle
I'almOnion my batter baf iavadobly re-
joinM
La, Evergreen Tha, hafm DIES il dol
I's a kind OF satisfaction to know tha!
noboiy's under there, aod then don,,'
,link of such tordbl- ,hros after I'm
ttin BID
7 4 think, my dear, you might jnstas
well pur,ue your ioves,i cations 'uhber
and 'Ook into the bureau drawerFNnd in
the clothes basket
Evergreen she viii rrjoin, don't
mention the idea, or | shall certainly do
So Come to rhiuk Of it, man could
very easily gal into a clothes basket
,'CertoinIg he cop'1, my lear quite as
easily as F,.Is.af, You should esgtin'y
inclule the clo,hes-baskof aol,.bY the
by, there's 'he chimney, why not look up
there rs well?' -
NV, Evergreen, you're laughing at
M. -Bu, can't.leave off the habit and
lc.yer will -lts4 comfort for ur %
,."w tho. ,trrcsj,4il.iog Sr,nS about
ii,an Il'o'l sq9'wlhG sou sshosl d.
Prige ne ot.i +. =
S|usi-rrhe bs.I g 'esfbe c,A!f', and
p6psfGifs u h'naelY'b b'ing disrov'red
Mrs. Esetgs--n ah : 10. 'rtpa>c a
peace, . tlsess iss.l ssassysd, y,
700. anl arson inns ab''Sei tor''e
hsmthe lamp aat-rtpart. have doe
it luther more frequently of late lhao is
agrte,ble, all haze sometimes int;ma.
ell Ms m uch to Mr., L. Size says;
7 vary ssh. E,.rsreen, | vii do it
m,sylG'
Batlhis procedure is almost cqnal'y
as bad, r,r she tnvar.ohIv Iels the cold
N on NJ, ,th in getting out IN get
lng in. nj, was not for increasing this
mental ido.ycr icy on the part OF Mrs
Evcrgreeu, by giving her some g'od
reason to epprcheod dngor, | should re-
late 20 her what am about to lay be
fore tie leader In this narration,
lhrr, fore, ask the public m'Sr par
,icu'arly TO bear in mind 'hs, Ms Ev-
ersrepn is Of sensitive nsnrp, rather
apprehen.ive anl slightly sup4rs'iIious,
and what have tn say must urd.r no
c,rru nsnnces ha loM ,ga'n. lffor two
and tweny yests--.har is the period OF
our welded lie anl happy years have
they been - il, sag. have fnf This
long perpl r'frainad from imP,rt'ng the
matter to the beloved shlrer Of my joys
and perjqkcr Of my sorrows, surely the
public (Which, as We know always does
keep a SECRECY viii keep mine
/ Al Young mru. suppose, hava love
/ atTaif. before they cveu'ua'ly fix th"ir
/ Affections on one who is 10 bless their
Hot 10 lie. | know rh,r | had, and |
doo't regret it Regrelill Far from it,
Mrs. Ecergrcen is not present, anA
therefore hsvono hesitation 10 sariIg
thai i'll hal M life to live over again !
would Ike to 90 lhreigh with the same