The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1868-01-31

Why is selfish friend like the letter T
Because, though first in pity, he is the
last in help.
At q negro ball. in lieu of "Not transfer
able" on the tickets, a notice was posted
over the door, mo gentleman admitted
unless be comes hisself.'
A physician told lady that if women
were admitted to paradise, their tongues
would make hell of it. 'And if some
doctors praoticed there" she said. "Ghey
would soon make it DESERT
What is the differeuoe between an editor
and his wife One sets articles to rights,
and one writes articles to set.
A retiring editor says his connection
with the press has thawed and resolved it
self into adieu.
Where do people begin on the practical
! alphabet of love At the ba-be.
Domestic Drama Mother in the cellar
splitting wood-Daugbter in the parlor
singing to Clarence Fitz Noodle the plain
tive air WHO will care for mother now
A man from the Auburn prison says he
lost there his admiration for auburn locks
Luck lies in bed biding his time, while
Labor turns out to vigorous work and
makes his fortuue.
Isn't woman wet enough with a cata-
ract in her eye, waterfall on her head,
creek in her back, forty springs in her
skirts. high tied shoes, and notion in her
head.
Qoills-ThiDgs taken from the pinions of
one goose to spread the opinions of another.
A convict says he embraces with ardOr
many things in spiritualism, especially the
mediums. (
What bus found roOmifor the most Peo-
pie? Columbus.
A follow being asked if he was not a.
fraid to meet his God. answered. ''No, I am
only afraid of t'Otber chap"
COnceited lStOezI.-I say eh, must eh,
take ticket for pup eh ? Ticket Seller
Yes, if you mean to ride on our trains.
To what age does the dog reach? Sausage.
There were not ghteous people enough
in sodom to save it, but there was pretty
good Lot.
Why is life the greatest riddle Be-
cause all must give it up.
What creeping vine is exactly four ? "
A clergyman coming out of the water
with woman he had baptised, asked how
she felt in her mind. He was not a little
surprised to hear her answer, 'BuIIy".
''DO you know what I am thinking a.
bout ?'' said customer to his barber. "No
sir. not exactly, but can see what is ran
ming in yOur head"
Why is tom,cst like surgeon Be-
cause they both mew-till-late.
pride gOeth before fall" and many
waterfall
How sweet to recline in the lapse of ages
SAY about eighteen.
Press. Pulpit and PetticOats-three rul-
ing powers.
Politcian-A stray dog that runs up to
every one he sees, and wags bisself all over
Mankind have been learning for six thou
sand years. and yet how few of them have
learned that their fellow beings are as good
as themselves.
! Women often go to the destruction OI
their husbands fortune through 6uy-ways.
Often a man drives pair ofgrays, while
he himself is driven by duus.
Why is a dogs tail great novelty
Because no one ever saw it before.
Toast.-The Ladies-Their eyes kindle
the only flames we cannot extinguish, and
agaidu which there is no insurance.
What is the worst seat to hold one up
Selfconceit.
A fashionable party should be called
'daughtercultural show"
What sculpture is to block of marble
education is to the human soul,
: Beer fills many bottle and the bottle
mauya bier.
The lion and the lamb sometimes Ii
down together but the lamb inside the lion
The tongue makes deeper wounds thar
the teeth.
Flsttery Is a bad coin. which can only b
passed upon fools.
|, Then and No,g.-Farmers inI776-Mar
at plow. wife at COW, girl at yarn, boy a
barn, ,and all dues settled, Farmers il
Is67-Man at show, girl at piano, wife il
satin, boy at Latin. and ail dues unsettled
3 Who ever heard of woman with prett,
ankles and whole stockings, complain Of We
: sidewalks OF muddy crossings.