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Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

Ma Don't forget that you can buy
sx1O sash IL thick at K. NJ. Stead's shop
for SO cents per window, and every
thing else correspondingly low.
f EN-. STEAD.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

Observation-Disclosures and the
President seem to have got into q ter
ible muddle over Mrs Dixie's White
Elephant-each finding the ownership
ofthe "critter" very unmanagable
piece of business. If they could only be
induced to meet in solemn council, and
imbibe bottle of " DIR J. w. Poland's
White Pine Compound" We should see
the lion and the lamb lying peacefully
down together, waiting for the little
child to lead them. N.
The only reliable preparation for
the cure Of coughs Colds, Pulmonary
affections, affections of the bladder,
Kidneys 60. sold by all druggists.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
Change Am the Programs
NEW FLOUR STORE d

A large supply of the best quality Of
flour and bolted corn meal at reduced
prices, which ! have made arrange
ments to keep constantly on hand
delivered free Of charge in any part Of
the city.
In order to make room for the above
/ will sell Off my entire stock Of Wood
en- and Willow Ware at less than cost.
A. l.. NICHOLS.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
Republican Oaucus.

Republican Caucus
There VIII be a Republican Caucus
for the Township Of Cedar Falls, at
City Hall, Friday evening, July 10th,
8 o'clock P. NJ, for the purpose Of send
ing % delegates to the County Conven-
ton, to be held at Waterloo July 10th.
By order Of Central Committee.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
gcfat 9epart,ueut.

" Subscribers will understand here. fYav
~ when their paper is marked with an Il
RAthat their subscription has expired. No
paper sent for longer time than paid for,
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
Church 4ireftsry.

pAprIsT.-Corner of Main and 5th Streets.
tnv A.G Eberbart Pastor. Services every
sabbath at lOx A. NJ and ~ Pm. Sabbath
school at ~ M. sg.E4#
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Washington and tn
strect. Rev. y. g. Dfmmitt Pastor. Services
every sabbath at 10Y A. M. and T. N. Sab
hath school ut q, "A. M 4s--se--s-.-----
Observation-Disclosures street between
s,h and 7th. Rev. ID. Russell Pastor. Services
every Sabbath at l0L A. NJ. and ia r. M. Sab
hath school ut II MI f.f gwi4fa6aS
CONGREGATIONAL@- Corner Clay and
sth Streets. Rev. L. B. Fineld Pastor. Services
every sabbath Ct iok A. N. and ~ 2. n. Sab
EPISCOPAL--Ovcr Miners Drug store I'd
story. Rev. fl. Kinney, Rector. Service ey-
cry sabbath at lON a. ~. and ~ r. n. SAD
bath school at 8, A. n.
--Overman's block. Rev.
Hamilton Pastor. Services every Se0oaen ~
iOl1 A. M. and IL r. M. sabbath Scno0i at
washington street between
7th and 8tl. FatheraF. +. Quinn. Services
every sabbath at 8, A. N. and l0k A. N. Sab
GERMAN LUTHERAN.-Frsmont Street,
Rev. C.. Duerschner, Pastor. Services every
sabbath at l011 A. M. eA fA29
EvANGEILcALr-Rev. J. Halareher, Pas.
tor. Services every sabbath at l0x A. n. and
* r. AZ. sabbath school Mt 2. p, n. slsts s.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

A Full line Of all numbers Of Ladies
and Gents White, Black and Coiored
Kid Gloves, and also White Berlin
Demi Guantlets ut VIM. /. Peake &
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
S-4 White Shawl Braizs, siais
White Wool Merino, =
* White Wool Delanc,
~ Inat rnnafund A NV II PEAKEya. 4

bGy,. Miss A.. McNally requests oil
those indebted to her to come forward
and settle up before the frst day Of
August. She means just what she gays
and says just what she means, and al
who have unsettled accounts at her
Millinery Store will do well TO call and
pay up Immediately. E@ esaat
eBPAsTURE.-The subscribers have
l20acres of good pasture, enclosed, with
never-failing brook Of water, p miles
south of town. ARsa W
SLOAN & ROBBINS.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

THE PEOPLES VERDICT. No one
saws need suffer with the Piles. w. w.
Bebee, farmer. near Kalamazoo, Mich,
!" after suffering intensely with the
Piles for thirty years, one bottle of DIR.
Strickiand's Pile Remedy cured me.
@. i. Glass, Janesville, Wis, says one
bottle cured him and bis brother. A.
III. Rose, Postmaster, Peru, o., says it
cured him in . few days. 14-1m
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
ORIGINAL NOTICE.

ORIGINAL NOTICE.
STATE or IOWA. In District csur,. September
Black Hawk County. Term, 1851,
WILLARD IUTrkIcK,)
Lucy U. BUTrRIoK.
TO Lucy n. Bwftrfck.
VOU hereby notified that on The st day OF Sep.
Il TENDER, 1861, there viii be hls In the once 81
the Clerk Of the District Court within and for the
County Of Hack Hawk. Stale OF Iowa, the petition Of
willard Buttrck setting forth that he married 10
you, said Lucy y. Duttrirk the 1th dag OF April
Is42 and that you lived with him his wife until July
2Sh 1864, when you wifally deserted him. said psin.
tn, without just cauer and have since remained away
Said petition VIII ask for divorce the part Of said
william Buttrick, against you on account Of wilfuli
deserton for than Two years. and unless you ap.
pear thereto aad deehd before Of the second
day 81 Ne next term Of the Dret Court 70 be begun
and held In said County OF Black Hswk etsee OF Iewa
on ths fesh day Of september, 1851 judsnent viii be
rendered against yeu thereon and decree Of divorce
taken. q ~ ~ 10
q DAGG MILLER,
1S-w4 Irsaa4s Plaintiffs Attorneys.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

No 10000 Cigars Golden Crowns.
Opera house, Oriental, National Guards
&C., at Chase's. 81
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
Died.

In this city, On SUNDAY. tho 18th inst, lfsx.
ELxEw er1cKNEY, daughter OF Mr.. ~. Moulton,
Of this city, in the 18th year of her age.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

Full line Of Ladies' and Misses, Ho-
siery just received at VIM. I. Peake &
Co,a PEA f ie4Hss a -
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

LUMBER WAGONS. Thompson &
Co. have just received m extra LOT Of
Lumber Wagons, manufactured from
the best of timber and got up Ia the
neatest and most durable manner,
which they offer for sale at tho lowest
figures. 4A
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

SALERATUs.--We have before us sew
eral papers Of ID. b. DeLand & Co. e
Saleratus, upon which the card of +.
A. Hotchkiss appears as agent for this
place. u '.9 g..5s .s. s,as II ta... ~
Saleratus, like many other articles,
can be adulteratcd and furnished cheap
ly, but this 10 refined and free from all
authorizations and the well known stand
ing OF this firm insures for Mr.. Hotch.
kiss good, trade in this article. s.a
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

AccIDENT.-Mr. George Long, who
has been living with Mr.. Rownd, was,
last Sabbath, accldently thrown from q
sulky, while riding south Of Waterloo,
and very seriously injured, his collar
bone being broken and his head and
face severely bruised. ~. N. .s
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

The duplex Elliptic, Double Spring
Hoop Skirt just received at VIM. 1.
Peake q Cos.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

b6 To RRNT-The rooms over
Campbell & Mills crockery store. Also
the store one door north, inquire Of
Mrs. T.. s. Roberts. It8f
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

n@- Bleached and Unbleached Mus
Inns, Prints, Ginghams and all cotton
goods at the present market prices. =
We receive our goods weekly, direct
from the New York market, and can't
be undersold. -.
WM. i. PEAkE & Co.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

n% A full line Of Perfumery and
Extract at the News Depot. ~
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

aA- More Of those Ladies' Fine Glove
Kid and Serge Buttoned Caters, the
neatest style worn, just received at
Trowbridge's. Any lady wishing a
nice fitting pair of shoes and something
just In style, should eau there before
purchasing. 4a5'efs
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

Fire Company and Engine.
We print In this issue call signed
by many Of our citizens for : meeting
at Council Hall, on Monday evening.
ed inst, for the purpose Of organizing
q fire company.
This is move in the right direction
and will certainly mot prove an entire
failure AZ did the one appointed for
wednesday evening. The necessity
for a fire organization In our town
must be % apparent to all that no good
citizen will neglect this call. IL any
argument ID needed In favor Of . prof.
ect Of this kind, We are mistaken in
our opinion relative 70 the enterprise
and energy Of our cftisens. The fact
that Cedar Falls has aot and never had
fire organization Of any kind, Is
str ange and unaccountable, but GER
tainly there are none 80 narrow mind
ed - to treat this matter with indiffer.
ence. The only question now TO be
asked 10 how can we accomplish the
most work with the least expense, and
at the same time accomplish all that 10
demanded. 1t must not be argued that
the expense is beyond our capacity.-
We see by an article in q former ffle of
this paper that good second hand fire
engine could have been bought In 1868
for little over $500. But, whether 1t
costs three or ten hundred dollars, let
something be done. Now is the time
to act. AS now situated, we are entire
ly helpless, and should fire break out
on Main Street. between ID and Sd, q
fire engine would be worth to us many
thousands A stream from q fire en-
CINE thrown into Mr.. Hazlett's store
would have prevented almost the en-
tire loss Of our late fire.
!. We look for prompt action In this
matter, and hope to chronicle some
decided action in our next issue.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

G.. N. Miners drug store is the
place to buy good cheap drugs.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

DS CHOICE HAvANNAs.-Fine Ha-
wanna Cigars 1t the News Depot.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

We the, undersigned would respect
fully request all those who are in favor
OF organizing Fire Company In this
city to be present at Council Hall on
Monday, July ed. 8 o'clock p. M.
SHARP
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

Don't look In the upper right hand
corner Of this sheet.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

We learn that circuit Bros. & Co.
have sold their furniture establishment
to Martin White d Co., Mr.. G. L.
Stearns, member of the old firm, re-
manning In the new. Mr.. White H. an
energetic, jovial man having any
amount of friends who will, no doubt,
give him call when they wish to buy
any furniture. s &c eT
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

NEW INyENTIoN.-We have been
shown +. Farley's Patent Thimble
Skcin with Brass Bearings. This is
warranted to draw with one-third less
power than amy other In use. We can
see no reason why this is not true and
to say the least 1t should have trial by
every mechanic interested In this line.
Van Sickle & Crawford have the right
for Black Hawk County. Do
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

D@ The undersigned tender their
sincere thanks to the numerous friends
who 30 kindly assisted in removing
their goods on the night of the 18th
inst. Gentlemen, your efforts, In our
behalf, shall always be remembered.
BIRD, PICKToN 4 Co.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

We CHALLENGE THE WoRLD.-To
produce anything exqal to Barrett's
Hair Restorative which took the
Medal. e s
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
ID. q 8. G. n. y. TIME TABLE.
Train Going East, ..7sAO A.
Train Going West...r-..... ........4:66 r.
Ypfal Yotifts.

ALI. Notices IN this Column Vim be charge<
ten cents per line for each insertion.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

MAGNOLIA WATER.--A delightful
toilet article superior to Cologne and
at half the price.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

SWINE AND HORSES. Swine and
horses have become quite nuisance
on eur streets. The latter have already
done considerable Injury to fruit trees
and shrubbery, and we have the au-
thority Of the Marshal for saying that
2 place has been provided for these ami
mails and they will receive prompt at
tention II found on the streets hereaf-
ter 10 Us p ag ~.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

NoTIcE.-A friendly game Of Ball
between fine first nine of the Rough
and Ready Base Ball Club, and the first
nine Of the Cedar Falls Base HALL Club
will be played on the grounds OF the
latter club, on Friday, July l9th, 1857,
ut o'clock p. M.
The public are Invited to attend.
Seats will be provided for ladies.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

THE SToRM.-The storm ofwind and
rain which passed over us in south
east course last Sabbath evening, al
though very severe, did not seriously
injure the crops, but fiattened the grain
considerably. s@.
The lightning destroyed from twenty
TO thirty telegraph poles west and
north of US, and killed cow and calf
belonging to John Zac, who lives south
of GAINESVILLE. 2
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

WE are requested by Messrs. Mellish,
Plummer and others who suffered by
the late fire, to tender their sincere
thanks to all who kindly assisted them
in the removal of their goods from the
burning buildings, with the assurance
that their kindness will be duly appre-
ciated. #HTeu9aE
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
ERRORS or YOUTH.

Gentleman who suffered for years from Nervous
Debility, Premature decay, and all the effects Of youth
fu indiscreten, WILL for the sake Of suffering humanity
send fee TO all who need t. the recipe and directions
Sufferers Wishing profit hy the
can do % By addressing, In perfect confidence,
JOHN b. OGDEN,
81 ~ - Cedar street, New York.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

1yN New APPLEs-Jus t received, and
more coming every day, at Chase's
Fruit Bazaar. ~ - - 49,, ..,, =.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

SHooTINa.-The practice Of shooting
birds within our city limits Is becom.
ing quite common. II must be known
that there Is law forbidding this, but
aside from this, humanity and good
sense forbid the destruction OF these
little warblers who are doing a world
OF good by picking up worms and In
sects, thus giving us vast amount OF
fruit which would otherwise be destroy
ed by insects and worms. saa
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
"A Canard.

False Report By Atlantic Cable ! {!
No lizards at Paris Yeti Woods
Agcnts in a Ridicul0its Position
Hul0oing Before they are out of the
Woods!-A Little too Fust! " s5sss
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19
Special Aatiees.


Howard Association Reports, for YOUNG MEN, on
and DIsEASEs which destroy the manly powerp end
create lmpediments MA RRlAGE with suys means 81
relief. Address DIR. J. SKILLIN hOUGHfON, How.
ard Association, Philadelphia, Pa. e.1Oy1
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-07-19

For pure Drugs aud Medi.
cines, 60 to g. N, Miners,
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-11-13
More Negro Outrages The Soil
OF pennsylvania Coming
In for q Share.

The brutal outrages comitcd by Southern
Negroes upon white women from time 10
lime seems to be spreading Northward. -
The Lancaster Mtelhiyeacer Of Monday has
the following:
On last Monday morning brutal outrage
upon young. white girl was attempted by
negro near Pennngtonville, Chester coun.
~. The particulars are about rs follows:-
A Miss Mcdonald, ayonng lady Of the high.
ct responsibility, belonging to good fam.
ny, was engaged in teaching school at the
village of LimeviIe Owing to the sickness
OF u Ter she had been in the habit Of re.
turning 10 her fathers house at Pennington.
yliIeS each evening. and going back to school
in the morning. On Thursday morning, at
comparatively unfrequented part Of the
road. negro sprang from behind a tree
wit a pistol in his hand. He seized her
and threw her down, inlulging in brutal
threats As she struggled with him. When
he wa almost exhausted, some noise star.
tled the negro anl he snrarg IN hi. feet
Mi,r McD nld immcdiat, lstarted toward,
nome, but the negro met l. o with his pistol
IN hand, and swore he won d blow her brains
out Il she ever mentioned the matter, even
though i might be twenty years after. In
her fright she turned towards Limeville,
and proceeded to that place. On making
kuo"n TO some Of her friends what had oc:
Cured, they at once sent her in a carriage
to Panliig'onyille The father and broth.
crs Of the young lady, with some others,
started ont in scasch Of the negro, and ar.
r..tcd hun at the house of Miss Fulton,
with whom he lived. On being brough.
b;io.e the Young lady, she at once recogniz.
el him a The brute who had saul,ed her.
Her relatives would have taken summer;
vengeGnco uJon him butior the interference
Of other partior. The negro was committed
- jul to await hia trial by justice Rambo.--
1t is to be hoped his sen,ance may be made
snt :ienSly severe 10 deter other. of his c'as.
from acts which have come to be very com.
mon Of late.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-11-13
Aiacaln Sheltered BY Crinoilne

The is a story going the rounds of the
papers which we fad copied into the Re.
9os't0rg purporting to be an account Of a
'rel bet .en the late President and Gene.
raj Shields. Instead Of giving it publicity
ihe Republican press SHOULD suppress it.
1t certainly does not furnish on exalted idea
# the courage Of the latc.!arAented." We
would be very slow 70 speak an unnecessary
aTil Of the dead, bu. as this statement has
been paral2l before tie public as ch,mc,er-
atic Of .lr. Lincoln, wa cannot let i: pass
p!!tthoa. woFa Of Of es,,.:.54an,. es,, :. 4aanr,
] he story goes that Lineo.a, shie'i5 AMI
Mary Todd were all residents orSpiing6eA.
Hiss Todd was the aliancied Of ,ir Lincoln.
General Shields hal Just returned from the
Mexican war, anl sought or one occasion to
!orca the lady to accept his company, which
gave her great offence. She wrote severe
aud sarca2tic article upon the Getteral and
handed /; to Mr.. Mnccn to have il publish.
ed in Springfield paper. This he had
lone The General, yerywro.hy, demand
cd Of tae editor the name Of the author AMI
threatened him with immediate prosecution
II he did not disclose it. The terrified man
Of the Quill sought counsel Of Mr. L,ncolr.
With his characteristic cnolness he said,
Tell Shields Abe Lincoln wrote that
article Shields Immediately challenged
hin. Lincoln had the choice of weapons.
lie tells Us himself taccoriing to the story)
that as Shields was very small man. and
h very IA !, with exceedingly lony arms, he
chose long swords as the weapons. Every.
thing was arranged. The parties met. The
inaI issue had come. Said Lincoln, Shields.
loyouwaatto know who wrote that avliceP'
"DI YOU write liz" sail Shields. mo,
Mary Todd wrote it, replied Lincoln, III,
va.os oozns out at the tips Of his finger
nails. OF course this ended the duel, and
th9 va!!an man repaired at once to his be.
TrO,hed, to seek and find pardon for disolos-
ns her name in such trying emergency.
And thus another sprig Of iaurelis set in
ne wreath o; Immortality which belongs to
he hero Of the Scotch cap AMI military
.Ioal.
We remember vh7t ahouss Of deri,ion
Nj ridicu!e went up from loyal throats two
ears ago when the news was flashed all over
he land that the Chief of the Southern
lonieieracy had been captured under very
I lrc.oas circumstances, clad in woman's
tire
Frar, gentlemen Radicals, admirers of tn.
'te President, what is the difference be.
cen JEFF Davis, adorned with his wife's
otticoats to avoid capture, and Abraham
lincoln sheltered under Mary Todd's Grin.
line to escape the elittering blade Of Gen.
"a! Shields - EtRey Spirit.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-11-13

thinking his own thoughts. The publican,
in the old story, hardly entered the beautiful
temple with more humble step than he his
home that night. -.......
She sprang to meet him, paler with her
watching and fear, and he felt her arm,
around his neck. E
Worried Annie, were you? ! haven't
been drinking; don't be frightened
not the theatre, either, this time. Some
business. dear--business that delayed me.
I'm sorry you were Worried I am, Annie.
l'vo had a long walk. 1t is pleasant here
believe I'm tired, Annie"
He f'lterei and turned away his face.
Dear me, = said Annie, why, you poor
fellow, You are al tired out Sit right up
here by the fire, and will bring the tea.
I've tried 70 hard not to let boil away, you
dont know, Jack and was so afraid
something had happened to you"
Her face, her voice, her touch, seemed
more than he could bear, for minute per
haps lie gulped down his tea, choking.
"Aunic look here ~ lie put down his
cup trying TO smile and make jest of the
words. Suppose fellow had it in him 10
be rascal, and nojody ever knew it, ell ?"
Il shnuIl rather not know it, if I were
his wife, y said annie, simply.
Jack eouehed, tooh up his ten cup, sat it
down hard, strobe once or twice across the
room kissed the baby ia the crib kissed his
wife, and sat down again, winl;ng at The
fire.
Il wonder If TIo had anything to DO with
sending him. he said, presently, under his
breath.
"Seoling whom" oshel puzzled Anne.
Business, dear; Just business. I va,
thinking Of boy who did a little job ior
me tonight; that's all,
And tAat is Il. that Sic knows to thi;
iry alout the man sitting in the co.uor.
with his hat over his eyes, bound for Colo
ralo.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-11-13
T'&c E4iVe Han.

\ live man IL like lithe pig lie IL wean
cd Young, and begins to root airly.
lie IL the pepper sass OF creation thf
allspice oy the world.
a man who kin draw New Orleans nc
lasses in the month ov Janrary, through .
halt inch anger hoe, and sing "Iomr
Sweet lIomcI' while the molasses IL run
niDG may be strictly honest, but be AIM
sudden enough for this climate
The ike man Is tali Of bialrei7 as the
Conductor Of a street klr-he IL often Ike
the hornet, very liazy, but about what, the
lord only knows.
lie lights up Ike a cotton faltory, and
haiat got any more time lew spare than a
skoolboy haz Slurlay afternoons.
He is like a dekoy duck always abuv
water, AMI lives 1T least eighteen months
during each year.
lie x like a runaway hoss, he gets the
Wno'e OF the road.
lie ro.s when he walks, and lies down ut
night only because every body else has.
The wise man is not always a deep thinker I:
he jumps at conclusions Just az the frog duz
and doA't always land at the spot he IL
looking at
lie IL the American pet, a palfekt mis- cry
tew foreigners; lut haz dun more with
charcoall tew work out the greatness oy this
country than emmy other man in it,
iio IL just as necessary az the grease On
an cxcitrcc.
lie don't alwa2 die li.ch but alwuz die
biaay, AM meets death good deal az an
oyster du2, without emmy fuss.
JOSH BILLINGS.