The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-08-08

from the Toledo Blade. ]

| 1Hc NcSFO UcAHS 1ouHu nOs
| Followers Decide to go back ON
1 nina Meeting, the Effect OF
| which was Spoiled by Pollock
| the Illinois Store keeper, and
| Joseph Bigler, late G.. :. A.
/ Posi- OFFS. CoNFEDRIT X ROADS,
| (Which is in the Stait nv Kentucky
| July 2S, 1851.
The speculashen in wool, into wicf
the Dimocrisy NV the South embrkl
some months ago, hez, / regret to
say. resulted disastrously. The mig
ger amt fitted for co-operashen with
the Dimocrisy. Instid NV hangir
onth us like the ivy onto the oak, he
diskivered that, in the South at least
he wuz really the oak, and we the
ivy; iustid Nv lookin up to us, he
contracted q disagreeahie habit Nv
| lookin down onto us. There wuz
other reasons why he ceodent be
made available for our uses, and
therefore. it wuz decided to go back
onto the Afrikin. and to agin attempt
his reduckshen to ez near his normal
speer ez the abnormal condishn Nv
the times wood admit. The direc
ters NV the college met and
changed the name NV the Institoo-
shn back to the "Southern Military
& Clasikle Institoot," and the Cor
ners wuz itself agin.
DEEKIN PoGRAM lookt ez tho ten
years he'd bin lifted off him. 'How
pleasant 'tis," sed he, "to walk erect
agin in front NV a nigger, and to pass
EN- ez the they wuz niggers oh et
l Good only wallop one wunst more
methinks | Good die happy!
We he'd meetin last mite to con
slider this nigger question, which
wood hev RESULTED in great good and
he'd a powerful infiooence toward
strengthenin in the hands NV our
brethren in the North, who are fight
ing the hersey NV niger suffrage,
he'd it not bin for that irritashen,
Pollock, and that pest, Joe Bigler.
! he'd made my regler speech on the
nigger and with much effect. I had
quoted from sumboddv's quotashen
from Agassiz, which demonstrated
the radicle difference there is atween
the Afrikin and the proud Caucasian
arguin from the length NV his heel
and arm; the thickness NV his skull
and so forth, that the niger was to-
tally unfit to exercise the rites NV
free men. wuz applauded vocifer-
onsly and by none more than Pol
lock and Joe Bigler. Ez / took my
seat and was a wipin the perspira-
shen from my classikle brow, feelin
that | had settled that question, Pol
lock arose and desired to say few
words and make suggestion. said
| he:
II hev listened with intrest to the
elokent speeker and am happy to say
| hev learned fax wich is nue. to me
Eff / hev ever doubted the inferiority
NV the nigger them doubts are re
moved, pervidin alluz, that the stait-
ments NV the speeker is troo, Nv
wich / hev no dout, the caracter Nv
the speeker IL a sufishent guarantee
fortEe trooth Of whichever he sez y
l bowed stately-like, with the all
NV one to whom sich compliments
wuz a every day affair, wich they
aint bv no means, on the contrary
quite the reverse.
"But / want it demonttrated tc
Al, l-cH ho h
toose-I want rite here measure
ment Nv tile average Afrikin an the
average white man. that all the
world may know the diffrence.
move that it be did,
I acceded. Let it be DONE" sec
I, that the vexed question may be
settled forever
Several niggers were asked tc
submit to the measurment, but al
refused, Finally Joe Bigler sed he
saw Napoleon johnson, niggel
wich wunce belonged to Deekin Po
gram, III the aujience. ''Napoleou,
sed he, "will you contribbit yoor
self to the great science uy ethnolo
gy? Aint yoo willin to let us us,
yoo awhile to demonstrate the gratt
and growing trooth that Hor grant
father was monkey? Step up, Ma
poleon."
| Napoleon, nothin dasht, slept up
and Pollock, Bascom, Bigler and
measured him with the following re
suit:
| Heiph & feet inche