The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1867-11-15
IA Little Nonsense
1t is now generally conceded e that
Sambp. maybe regarded as "a nan and
a bother, ..

1t is now generally conceded tnaGi
sambp ppaysbs regarded as "a man and
a bother.nI ~. ,.,a u
| Is To rise early requires quickness q qs1
eisi9n; It is one Of these subjects IA Sa'
admit of no turning over. ID, ~ Lov;
What name would an auctionesr
mention to make his audience more
speculative? Obadiah (oh, bid higher.)
9The tobacco chewTer is said to b, Be ike
agoose in a Dutch always on the
sp4tlsiiqaorsF gsad .sd s'as '3oi'lo
1oA shrewd old gentleman once said to
his daughters :sBe sure, my yidear9 that
you n neyysB; yyB; marry a,poor nan; but rs7
member, the poorest man in the, world
is one that has money and nothing else"
a little boy in Portland told his faith
Ter he was a fool. On being reprimand-
|ednby his mother and required to say
be Was: sosry,rheI ransto the insulted
parent and, exclaimed "Pa, I'm sorry
YOU yeSrSsiii9sp aiRo0pi .qqississih ,su.gi4 .suoii
rAp exchange paper. tells of a parson'
Ewho prefaeed his sermon with s"My,
friends, let US say few words before
we begin.n This Is about equal to the
chap who took a Short nap before lie
went to ,sleep.goJ sdJ rodW-.amuf
1t has been thought chat people are
|hegenerating, because theya don't live
as long, as in, the, days of .Methuselsh;
but the fact is, provisions are 50 high
that nobod can afford to live very long
at the ctirrehsP prices. a''i''9' nun ''' g
/ A shoemaker, intending to be alb
seht'aifewo days, lam pblacked 4 shin
gle,with the following, without date,
and nailed it upon his door :jsWil- be
atlhome in ten days from the time you
see this salhiin slhiingllet'" a7se, ode suo-l9,
~ shall die, happy, said the expiring
husband to the wife who was weeping
most dutifully by, the bedside, Hfif you
will promise not to marry that object Of
my unceasing jealousy, your consin;
Joh1."' ttMaks yourself quite easy" I"
said the expsctant widow, az am en-
gagged to his brother.v " '''' 80 -
Aa~aggisb sb"fr friend Of Of, ours, ui who's whose
purse was too light to admit Of his vis-
iting the sea shore, procured "a small
dog aud chained him, to r. a post in his
CELLAR The, animal being unused to-
such treatment, kept up a continual
howl The. neighbors expostulated,
| but the wag replied that he has roman
EtiGiti His ideas, and loved to hear the
rRor~aag-iof the tide'(tied.) )r'sls'2''-' ''7
iAegehtlenan we'll kH6Wan in the oil
country, having become possessed Of
property, had lately concert at his
house. Wishing to be thought q man
of taste, although he, knows nothing of
music, when looking over !, one of the
performers, who had his violin under
bis arm-"Why don't you play?" said
Ihe!sd sSir," said the musician, pointing
with his bow to the book 'there are SO
many bars Of rest arI'iWhat do you
mean By restS4 rest4 ! ! pay you to play not
to restr'
l a. curious mistake was made by, al
young deacon in Connecticut last Sun
day. This deacon was teacher in the
village Sunday School; aud having
come in the presence of his class in
that character3 he put his hand in his
pocket toseek his bible. .dand gravely
'drew forth a copy Of %.HoyleIs Games"
The deacon apparently forgot that the
Sabbath lessons were not according to
IHoyle," but the mertimento Of the schol-
ars speedily informed him of his little
mistake. odr avoIis7 edl Ell ,hp:eiriF