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SLKIGHIxG.-Resides the 'poseums tn.
police have been siayi.g, and the numbe :
Of individuals visiting the "Hotel dc
Calaboose" Who have been "slesced,"
the sleighing is now glorious; but prin !,
ters are not permitted to enjoy thi /.
luxury only in the way Prof Holme {
recommends, to get up an imprompt I,
sleigh-ride, to-wit: procure string /
bells, then 60 to the river and cut hol .
in the ice-seat yourself on toe margi I,
of the hole-put your feet in the waite, ,
and jingle the bells!' We never trie /
that recipe, but can imagine the fun there
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~ The Mason & Hamlin Cabinet Orgs
forty different Styles adapted 70 sacred and secular
music, from $50 to $500 each. FIFTY-ONE GOLD
or SILVER MEDALS, other FIRST premiums award
cd them. Illustrated Catalogues free. Address MA
SON HAMLIN, BosroS, or MASON BROTHERS,
NEW YORK. 39-ly.
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ScRUBBING Or. - The floor Of the
Mayors Office, was thoroughly scrubbed
yesterday-very much needed internal
Improvement"
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MAJOR SIMs' ArPEAL-We call the
atteation Of our readers, and the people
Of Wayne County, to the plain and un
vanished statement Of Maj. JoHN SIN.
in another column We believe We
know enough Of the disposition Of the
people Of 'Old Wayne" and their in
dict that the Majors appeal will not be
in vain; but taat he will again not only
receive the nomination for Treasurer in
April next, but that he will he reelected
by an overwhelming majority next Oc-
tober, and thus show him that they not
only delight to honor the crippled sol
der, but they meant what they said At
the last election
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SILVER WARE.-That beautiful set of
dow. is the second prize o. the Fair and
Festival on the 18th Go and see it and
purchase q ticket
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A New Book by Mrs. Emma ID. e. N.
South w0rth.-T. B. Peterson . Brothers, Philadel-
phia, have in press and published on Saturday,
December 18th, . new book BY Mrs. Emma d. e. N.
Southworth, entitled Thc Bride of Lew ellyn" which
will, beyond all doubt, prove TO be the popular
and successful work that has been written by her.
for she is beyond all question tho most powerful
female writer in America if not in the world No one
read chapter Of one Of her works. thout wish
ing read the whole book and read one Of
her books without admrng the rare genius Of its
author, and wishing that she might soon write an
other. Her scenes are hepictures. her incidents
founded facts and her sentiments
BY singular purity both Of concsption and express
sion. She has the rare faculty Of saying what she
means, and Of saying it in such . manner that her
meaning cannot Be 0isinterpreted IN Short she pos
in eminent degree those qualifications which
ars The peculiar prerceatives of . good writer and
whie she delights the readers Imagination with her
descriptive beauty she applies home truths to his I'm
derstsnding with the force of rational conviction The
/" The Bride of Lewellyn" will be welcomed by al
such readers especially and those who have
read the works Of this gifted woman should not f.
to buy and read this novel this gifted American
authoress.
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ION, YES Col. W. I. Dennis, has
again resumed his old business-Auc-
tioneerine. That's his ssforte."
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THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.

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This invaluable medicine 10 unfsnS in the cure OF
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TO MARRIED LADIES
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cAUS1oN.
7se.r ps .aoula .os BE- saE~a by Fspsaiss di.g The
FIRST THREE MONTHS ef Prrysssey, as tsey are
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In all cases Of Nervous and Spinal Adections Pains
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and although powerful remedy, do not contain iron
caiomel anteny, anything hurtful 70 the constr
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Full direction. in the pamphlet around each pack
age, which should be carefully preserved.
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DorfLE.
SPECIAL NOTICE
hst IL f.Ss Of ersry rasnS1< Medicine b. CoUST1a-
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are ee~ss>e.
NB.-Ons Dollar, with Eighteen Cents for Postage,
enclosed authorised Agent 70 the Sole Gen.
eral Agent FOR the United States and British Domin-
ions.
JOB NOSES, ~ Cortla,d Street. New York,
will insure bottle euutaining Fifty Pills, BY return
mail, securisy sealed from Ill observation.
Sold in Richmond By J. {. Avery Co., E. 9. Potts,
samson Ross, and Taylor McCutlsy, DR.. D'Huy.
and all Dealers In Aedicinss.
November /. 50, ~.
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j. G. BrKK, has purchased the stock,
&c. in the Undertaking business, of A.
Phillips. at No. 50, Main,st., opposite
Phillips Hall. Our old friend THOMAS
MASON, is assisting Mr.. b.
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CoURr.-Common Pleas Court com
mences next week. Grand Jury will be
in session.
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Ass Answer.


DDAD-I-cAf1D 70 y.I.I.
You've ga1sd upon my saee.
And bsasAifnl 700 found il;
Yo1 saw my "pear1y testh,''
But Oh. alas, [eon;oand M
For Ghread ard butter" deemed 'em handy,
whsu 500 thsy'R made for sugar easdyi
Ny brow, and eyes, and intellect.
Rsesiss d. praise ard bGssss
Fron ]. B. L-the poet
- dealer IN easdy Kisses
Bless me what brains be has 70 aattsr-
rhsy'rs.eff and very much like bstssfl
rhs pfaisS hsstOvsd upoa ny fees
Il truly quite sarcastic;
Fosvetfa3 of his own ahroad trsad,"
h might b rsssiastie-
And hius OF - farmers On fair tsrns
J To tranp,e 70 dsath that pess-rsb-voeAi
Glad that ny snsry la.gh' has gaia'a
From @seas s.eh" @ehap. - ysa
Such baasya uosds Of pr.iss-bss saiH
4 3hse1sp-hah~ IN ne'ef DO
For -, hss.as<(fnv whisper u ys.x se}-
IN asf9 - ws11sd " . kag Of hssri
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Sold OUr.-Lewis Meyer, Esq, sold
his Tobacco Store, between Marion and
Franklin. On Main, to Samuel Vansandt,
Esq.
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MIAr-Frederick Paulas has, open &c
Q Meat shop at the Depot.
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Tue Hook and Ladder Co. adopted =
resolution, unanimously thanking Nor
decai Parry. for his liberal donation 70
the Company OF Twenty-Five Dollrs,
ct the meeting held on Tuesday night
last.
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Bus1 or LlxcoLx.-The handsome
marble bust of our martyrsd Presideat.
IL c. A. Drc4rser's. show window. is 70
be sold at Phnlips' Hall, duriae ths Sol
diers' Pair and Festival, commencing o.
the 2Sth inst
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WHISPERS. wHIsKERsi

WHISPERS! WHISKERSf
Do you want Whskers Moustaches? Our Gre
clan Compound will force them to the smooth
est face chiu or hair bald heads in Six Weeks
Price, $lOo. Sentby mail anywhere closely sealed,
receipt Of price.
Address, WARNER 4 CO., Box 1873, Brooklyn,
NY Sly.
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Wonderful but True!

MADAME REMINGTON, the world renowned As
troogist and Somuambulistic Clairvoy ant, while in
clarvoyant state delneates the very features of the
person you to marry, and by the aid Of an nstru-
nent of intense power, known the Psychomotrope,
guarantees to produce perfect and le-like picture
of the future husband wife Of the applicant, with
date of marriage, occupation leading traits Of char
acter, &C. This is no imposition, as testimonials with
out number assert BY stating place Of birth, age,
disposition, color Of eyes and hair and enclosing fifty
cents, and stamped envelope addressed to YOURSELF
you will receive the picture by return mail together
with desired information.
Address in confidence, MADAME GERTRUDE REM
ISGroN, P. o. Box 2s7, West Troy, N. Y.'
(29-Gm. Shuts 4 Co..
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To Farmers.

The Grand Army OF The Republic, Post No. I, are
getting up Fair for the benefit Of the Soldiers
Widows and Orphans, commencing the 18th day
Of January, 1887, to continue one week. In former
days. when were fighting for the preservation Of
our glorious Union, you contributed freely TO our
families at home. We would again ask you TO give
now as freely to the Widows and Orphans Of the
fallen braves As you did when were fighting in the
Aeld. Bring along your Turkeys, Chickens, Butter
kMs-iu fact. everything you have that will relieve
the wants OF the needy Anything brought to Phillips
Han during the week of the Fair will be thankfully
received BY the Committee
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wagon aud Carriage Repairing.
}. 8. HUNT, cor. Main and Washington.

SsE the poetic correspondence in an
other column. j. B. L. gets an awnswer
70 his s'pathetic lines"
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TIE OLS AIInasAxsAa ARs Conixs-A GnsAI
ArsscAL T.xAs.-The celshs.tsA Arsghanians, Vocal
isss and Swiss Bell Ringers, lately returned froo
tour through Europe where they have been visited BY
he Nobsy including the Queen Of England and Roy
a Family. are coming 70 our city. They viii appear
% Saturday evening, January l1th, at Phillips Hail.
Every one with music in his SOUL" win attend
The following 10 extract from . latter written BY
the Rev. J. GsaSS1TH DuSs. I~cior Of st. Paui's
Church, Trinidad, 10 friend in Jsaaaiea. West
Indies
Tho pieces selected c,,aste, are all the
pieces psf50smed by these artists and the sentiments
OF p1se and elevated character. Above all other
popular smusencnts music should receive the liberal
patronage Of every community. Its benign in6uenees
stop not alcse with amuseme0t but tunes the mind
and feeli.es for higher, Psrer and more lasting
oynsat IL prepares the re~ipien: alike for religious
devotion, and for tire refined snjoynens OF social
end domestic life. In this light the Aleghanians pro-
einently command the respect and patronage OF the
public"
Also from the Methodist:
IF you would hear music Of the heart, music that
will take back 10 other, and be happier and
better days, &c and hear the Alieghsnians."
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CHAN0l-The Ladies VINO have been
soliciting donations for the Fair and
Festival, for the benefit Of the Widows
and Orphans Of deceased Soldiers, and
disabled Soldiers, have requested those
responding 70 leave whatever is donated
in provisions, DC, At their residences,
thought best to make change, and nov
request the donors to leave anything.
they may give at Col. PERRr's Hat Store,
corner Of Fifth and Maine
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Tsxas advices report the killing o.
three men by Indiana, thirty six miles
from Loredo.
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CLKARkp.-At the No. 2 Firemen's
Ball, on the 18th Of Dec. last, the boys
cleared, above expenses. the sum of
q -. .E @
TIE net receipts of the Hook and Lad
DIR Hsll On New Years night was in the
neighhorhood Of $4,000 ~
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"CnsAr src..," Sch ST.. one aq-A,e ftoA Derot
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eC1sAr. Stes -. 4 ST. one square from Depot.
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Tn wssesrp Usioa Telegraph Company have
opsssd their oGses, after he iss in room No T.
Syss Toskper Klmsr's Store, o. Noble ST.
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9HnAr srors,- sin ST. oos saa.r. fro. Depo..
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.cssAr sro.S' ,sh ST.. one square from Depot.

A SOCIAL NKHrING OF Coop TINpLARs
snd their friends, will be held at Gene
vie Lodge, No SO, one week from next
Friday might. and every three weeks
after that time. Come one, come all. -
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LIFE HEALTH TREN0TH.
LlER -HEALTH- STRENGTH.
LIFE- HEALTH STRENGTH.
DIR. JUAN DELAMARREx
SPECIFIC PILLS,
Are prepared BY the Messieurs GArAxc,rRk & Dr.
POM, P6armaceatists, No. ia. Rae Lombard, Paris,
from tbs Prescription Of DIR. Juan De- An ARkE Chief
Physician TO the Hospital in Nord on Iarriboisere
Letter Of Reeammc ndation.
PAEIs, May 5tb, 1869
GESTLEHES:-We have used the Specific PILL "
eral years past, in private and public practice
have found them most energetic nd efficient re edy
Nightly Daily. or Pramatar~ Emissions Sexual weak
ness. or AP0fe.cy; Special Derangements OF the Eer
vous System Weakness arising fam seere. Habit
gans; Weak spine; Affections OF the Eyes; "Iinse
"Brick Dust" Deposits in the Urine =" Disehat
Bloodess Lips; "Pinched" Features; Trrr vuar Action
Of the ar and in MI the ghastly train u symptoms
arising from Over-use, Abuses, OF Los from csus.
We earnestly advise the Profession, and all person.
.ussinE from any Symp.oma sie or Organic Aoen. Of
h'shrs.pse', We are yours INNS. :iaeercIy.
To e.r:neis.. Dupont, 9. D. Du,aap.S. n. D.
No. ia. Rue Lom- JEAN DE- LErcHRE. N. h.
s.d.ns.,y and s.udious Occupations, Grief. AMI
the Brain. Heart or Nervous system irsauenty lead
70 the most Distressing and embarrs ssing Disorders
Of the Visls System. Students, ClerRymcp and Law
yers, therefore, who especially Liable 10 shes~
Weaknesses, skoun resort promptly 10 DIR. Delaus-
arres Speci6e Pills.
Pamphlet containing full particulars with diree-
tons AID advice, painted in FrsDch, German spanish
and English, accompanies each box, and III be sect.
BY mail free Of cost, to any who will write forit.
Pnce, - per Box, or Sir Boxes for S5.-@
Sold By No psiscipal Draggi-ts,cr will be sent b.
mall securely sealed from all observation RECEIPT
Of the specified price by authorized agent, b.
the sole General Agents for America, OSCAR G.
NOSES Co, - Cortlandt Street, New York.
Asthorized Agents for Richmond, J. L. Avery Go
Taylor McCulley-C. L. Potts Samson Ross.
AID srdcrs by mail promptly attendedto.
John D. Park, Cincinnati, Wholesale Agen.. 20,
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UNOFFICIAL RxTURxs.-We think the
election, to day, will result 40 follows:
Whole No. Ct votes 1102-Ssubbs will
receive coo votes and Scott 5aa-Se.,hhs'
majority SO.
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TEr y.ur luck in the Gift Conesrt. to b given in
his CITY February lsl ior bsse6s of so,diers Homs
Eight thousand and 1ftr-ons pri.sa valued Ssleoo
ell b drawn. &c secure chance for one of thos,
valuable pzisss s.csoss 81 and stamp 70 8. J. Miller
Bex IA Rchnona. Ial
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Are more frequently than otAsswiss caused by
thick, slimy mucous, falling from The head
especially during the night, and
resulting from Catarrh, and
are cured BY
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THE CHILD'S CURE.
LaughIin's Infant Cordial.
EOR CJIJ OPEN TEFTUINE

An astonishing fact, that the largest number
of deaths occur among children. A fact tina
while teething children are in constant pain
A fact that during that period nothing will re
heve them sooner or more etlcctually th:.n
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Mothers, do not see them suffer.
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Mothers, relieve their sutleriugs by
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Teething is greatly facilitatcdby
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Fretfulness and Wakefulness cured
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Cholic and Pain cured instantly
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Summer Complaint cured
by THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
No Sleep lost. No Crying Baby If you
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Every bottle warranted to please or price re
funded. Prepared only by
LAUGHLIN, SMITH, \ CO.,
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DR.. Schenck'S Mandrake Pills
A Substitute for Cl!OmeI.

These Pills are composed of various 70
having the power 10 relax the socretions Of
liver n promptly AMI effeetually as blue pill or
mercury, and without producing any OF those
disagreeable or dangerous effects which often
follow the usc of the latter.
In all bilious disorders these Pills may he used
with confidence, a. they promote the discharge
of yitiated bile, and remove those distractions
from the liver and hillary ducts, which are the
cause of bilious Affections in general.
SCHENCK'S MANDRAKE PILLS cure Sick
Headache and all disorders of the Liver, indi.
Gated by sallow skin, coated tongue, cosJiveness.
,irowaness, ami q general feeling of WEAKNESS
and lassitude, showing that the liver is in a tor.
mid or obstructed condition.
In short, these Pills may be used with advan.
tage in all cases when purgative or alternative
medicine Ia required.
Please ask for "Dr. Schenck S Mandrake Pills y
and observe that the two likenesses of the Doc
tor are on the Government stamp-one when IN
the last stage Of Consumption, and the other In
his present health.
Sold by AL Druggists and Dealers. Price 2
cents per box. Principal Office, No 10 North
9th Street, Philadelphia, Pa
General Wholesale Agents: Demas Barnes &
Co., q Park Row, New York; :. S. Hance, los
Baltimore 81, baltimore, Nd; John d. Park, y.
K. cor OF Fourth and Walnut ST., Cincinnati
Ohio; Walker & Taylor l34 aud 1856 wabash
Avenue, Chicago, H.; Collins Brothers. south.
west corner OF Second and Vine Streets, ST.
| Lauis, Mo. fOcta4.4th q 5th W e m.iy
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Matrimonial Advertising.

overwhelmingly two
young ladies of sweet sixteen, with any
number of gents, with vi.w TO fun,
love, and perhaps matrimouy. All let
tiers containing photographs promptly
answered. Address Nellie Ashton and
Bell Forester, Box 81, Bloomington,
Illinois.
The above comes from the Personals
of O Chicago paper. Nellie Ashton aud
Bell Forester ought to be ashamed OF
themselves. Pretty candidates for mat.
rimony-swOet sixteen-not old enough
to be emaDcipated from the spanking
discipline Of careful mamma. Talk
about marrying. What man would
think of marrying sueh soft goslings,
even if they are precocious: Marry
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They would wither up under the fires
of matrimony> like frost-bitten cab
bage head under hot sun, till before
thirty they would look as wizened as
. superannuated monkey. Aman marry
such! Pshaw! Some green young fool,
as unripe as the amorous darlings, might
indulge in such nonsense, but no MAN
who is fit to marry. zeEesszza7zs
Nellie Ashton and Bell Forester are
fsols-more, they are corrupt. No pure
maidens would dare to take such step.
They are in the broad way toward the
great maelstrom of tho social evil, and,
like thousands of their sex. Will get
swallowed up if they don't take care.
We talk plain because we talk truth,
and talk the knowledge which the ex-
perience of years and the world has
taught us. If we had Nellie Ashton
and Bell +. here while writing, we would
feel tempted to give thema castigation
and send them home to be guarded by
their friends from impending contain
ination. Corresponding with view 10
matrimony, forsooth. Nell and Bell,
stop that, and do what you have evil
IDENTIFY left out of the programme, tit
yourselves for pure, capable and loving
wives and mother-and no fear but some
warm-souled man, who wants a wife, in
place of a fashion puppet OF sickly miss,
will pick you up. Wives are in demand
among men, but the shame that conn
terfeit womanhood are drug on the
market, unless once i'll while when d
monkey (uot many, of the same brain
calibre, seeks Il mate fitting for himself.
Men don't seek among India rubber and
Email de Paris concerns for wives, or
among anlatory misses of sixteen. who
advertise for correspondence. This Is
Heavens own truth. Can't yOu believe
it.
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OLbert'S Cholera AntidOtc.

A speedy, sure and certain cure for Cholera
Diarrhea. Dysentery. Fluv, Cholic and Cmmp'
ing Pains. Warranted to cure in every ease.
1T Is PRESCRIBED TY PHYSICIANS.
A. 5. Robertson, Eaton's Station, W. Va,
says it is worth its weight in gold.
5. L. Bennett Cincinnati, Ohio, says il cur
him of Cholera.
1t il recmmended 10y J. \. Metcalf, Iron
Merchant; Robert Guy; John Donlon, j. ID. =
Co.: Louis Manners; Geo. L. Tin@le, Maxwell
& Jingle; John Barton, Belmont Mills; Samuel
Laughlin, Wholesale Druggist; Jas. Lanndcr;
Jos. 5. Norton; j. ii. Rodgers, Con. 4 o. X. L.
al
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A LADY'S DRESS COMING OFF.-A
friend of ours, who had never been ini-
tiated into the secrets of a lady's toilet,
and had not examined the fashion
plates of Cooley and Demorest, was re-
Gently, at party, struck with commits.
ssration upon beholding lady dressed
out in full ballroom costume, with an
exceedingly lengthy trail dragging be-
hind, and very earnestly spoke to an
acquaintance. and requested him TO as
sist in finding an acquaintance of the
lady who could inform her that her
dress was coming off. Upon being in
formed that, he was mistaken, that it
was the fashion now to wear long trails,
he exclaimed: IN be dog-oned! I've
heard of women being star women, but
it does seem now as if they were trying
to be comets, from their trails, but l
guess it's all right, for the Lord gave
us hands to work with, and we've got
to using our feet now too much, and He
don't like it, aud the ladies', God bless
them, are just wearing these long trails
so we can't dance at all"
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Stove
Whiskers and Mustaches !

EoRcED TO GROW UPON THE SMOOTH
Il est face In from three to FIVE weeks by using
Dr. SEVIGNE'S RESTAURATEUR CAPPIL-
LAIRE, the most wonderful discovery in modern
science, acting upon the Beard and Hair in an
almost miraculous manner. II has been used by
the elite Of Paris and London with the most
nattering success: Names Of all purchasers viii
be registered, and il entire satisfaction Is not
given in every instance, the money will lie cheer
fully refunded. Price by mail, sealed and post
paid, g. Descriptive circulars and testimonial
mailed free. Address BERGER, SHUTS &
CO, Chemists, No. sS River Street. Troy, n.
Y.,Sole agents for the United States.
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DIED:

On Thursday, Sept s6, GEORGE WILLIAM,
eldest son Of George and Sarah bowney, aged {
years, months and days.
The funeral win take place this friday af.
ternoon at 4o'clsck, from the residence of his
parents, on the National Road, miles east of
this city.
DORSEY--ln st. Louis, Mo-, Oh the 18th of
September 1861, CHARLES A. Dorsey, aged 81
wears and . months, only son of \. l.. Dorsey
ldereaSedD and Ann +. Dorsey, Of this city.