The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1867-09-27
Our All snrts.


Longfellow says that .-Sunday isthe gold
en- clasp that binds together the volume OF
the week."
Killing cattle on a railroad shows the
engineer to be governed by low-eow mo-
hNeJs ,0l3is $50 ,'i8 sI3Gt
Would YOU hear a sweet and pleasing
echo. speak sweetly and pleasantly your
SELF.
Ifonc half the people knew what the
other halfsaid about them, friendship wouh
be entirely unknown.
What is the difference betweena hungry
man and glutton? One longs TO eat, and
the other eats too long.
What il the difference between bear
hunter AMI fruitful cornstalk One shoots
the bear. and the other bears the shoot.
Charley, the other day, seeing a number
OF funerals, expressed wish that he might
die before Heaven was full.
The grasshoppen in Missouri eat up oil
there is, and are hopping mad tina. they
can't have more. #.,r
u
my IN operation. IL WIN take good many
such to accommodate all her noaang popu-
iaion'
A., old I,dv a,,ou,..d in Court M Al.
,,n,. ,h., sba !. had No counsel .,ba, ..(;oJ
WA, her l,wyer.n .My dear madam" re-
piled the Judge, aHe does not practice in
this Court" '..a,.
q u,v. va, h.,,d how oil Mrs R,nbar,
;.,,..LsJ . ladv Of h.r ON .Il,d;n, 10 am
oil lsJv who Saa been IN e., .om. time
.No "r.nl;ed an. vo,,,, rn,,e. :, b,,, n,
n rough p,,ess. 1 should say she's about sew.
cn,y-iou1."
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49," y. r.nn 80 S.d nniy ..sn ,n.
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,on;sh;,, A." s,;J , ,v,y. :. NJ h, had Iefi 4,
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- -, 40 -.
a painter, who was fond OF hearing his
work praised, was one day told that Judge
c. u nv s s tanA . G. VIII y. - ,',., -
~. ;"ra. y, ~" ..,.n., W" ,;s "n;n;on .nnd
GsS ~. 49,. -. 81 n.,o,,n. :.
-. .r $500
'""y'V NV' -r|.
Temptations are true tests, and accord
ingly are often the best friends we have.
The man or woman who has no temPta-
.;,,s 10 =" ~ ,n.v go. TSa mel, Of
, r;,ns "a brou,b, op, when I, "a bese, NV
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The London Fin has a Hit for tight
I.u.. LII h..., ,oll,n,v RoI a., s,,t
one Of his stories: Robinson-"ya ; its
very funny ?" Jones-"Then why the
deuce don I you ia1gh nooInsonI
1car Ie'an, "oum VIZ, P'oayuo' ou.
o"fo NOT u'sPsay any eaoeo ,,, "V"-
sers a'e ~ ue"eh"oos "s"''
In the town OF s. there was a shoe
maker who ut the time officiated as preach
err. He always wroto the notices himslef,
in onler to save the expenses Of printing.
Here is one Of them: " There will be
preaching in the pines this Sunday alter
Noon ,;LI !, on .ne suTe', M Wiz 10 O' 'e"e'e
wiz W '''''"'' ~ '''o y WV"
The house Of the editor Of the Abingdon
Hirginian was entered by burglars, a few
nights ago, and his watch and IS in money
stolen. The editor of tho Lyncbbug Nssss
says he was served right--that he had no
business with money. The question Is,
show did he get so much money p That
question will puzzle many editors.
young man who attended church III
minneapolis, Minn., last sunday week, went
To sleep during the service, and while sleep |
ing suddenly aroseto'hls ieeb and with VI,
o'cn, gestures exclaimed, u won't 90
wont do | am gons 70 pcu ITO was
preyen'e" run reu''"H !" ~ p"""0 P'"'o
ny oeihS a"aAencu' ...nl
The roots Of plants are hid under the
ground, 50 thai, they themselves are not
sen w. ,nsy "Ppenr W u.sn =, ,h.,"
ho"eis anu ii'h'' ~no" ~ 80" go s
ROOF anu nie ~ uicm' S sas
OF inc spirn lsn'eu )" .no so ~. uoIsn
,heuiseH We, ,nN,sio'c. yo' .iss S.,o, ao.
ing M" ino ~ un ,h'cA W Su's1-" s.W'
his words his actions anu INC frane OF his
carriage.
.oc;c,y because. N, ne says. some one has
stolen from him "A tsr of 'css rssel soap.',I
A brother edipr bisuses the reel Iess ostrnv-
npnncsl az his eoscsnpomry IN infringing inl
such Injuries ms .cast- Steel soap when
cas-, iron soap would Be lust rs useful for
cleansing purposes, ana ooo'a. % worker
up into fac-simile. blades ny the poys, VINO
doubtless 10 the stealing complained OF.
.,o,,.,., e., ~, -. .,,, $500 van, ;,,o
h!ouns 'a'y noa, u,o .ou III W. ~ y.
mo uo. 'S""''e -" e5teI
Sns.,, 20 ,, p' 81 s;csrS;r alive ones
'ne sano ul,o n' .,"vns pa - -. rs,,,,"J
On 'o In ,hsn -. ~. 81 ,.n;n. VAIL
,h.u nS,; m =, ,So so,,,,.r IN Sw mo.
they remain, on mo, ,no counter h ,or ,d Tow mo mo-
,,c e,;u L.,n,n. ..n o %, ,ha, ,van', law mo-.
.u 's" ''" IT, .aas,..,S 10y
""e'0' i"0"' 'oo''S''
Eternity has no gay hairs. Tho flowers
fade, tho heart withers, man grows old and
dies hn, time writes no WRINKLES ON eterni-