Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-07-04

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hath become known as a faVorite Sabbath
School teacher, aud said to be a wor'
shipper in tho congregation of the righ'
teoua, and the right hand man Of the
"Lord," it remaineth for the Historian ID
say somewhat moro of the letter written
unto tho "LOrd'' by the unpaid "Labor'
er."
2 And the "Lord grCweth wroth a
the sight of the letter and showetb il
unto some of his "angels," and in so do.
ing the Historian caught sight Of it, and
heard the contents thereof, and having
some knowledge Of this claim aud Of its
correctness, and knowing it to BIO unpaid
lit seemeth a shame that this la5oreI
should thus be prevented from receiving
his just and hard earned wages.
8 And many Of the citizens Of the
city knoweth these things, and knOweth
of the correctness Of the History Of all
things written thereof, but vengeance re.
maineth in the bosom Of the "Lord' and
in store for all such as speak against Him
or dooth anything contrary to His will,
A. For the "Lord" hath become nigh
~ in power and act, and will not go much
as look upon an Irishman or Buckeye
With the least degree Of allowance.
5 And it came to pass in the reign
Of the "Lord" oftho city. that inaSmuch
as the first "Chief Ruler" had made
many and valuable improvements in tho
city, and among which was the Furnace
Buildings of the city, built upon a large
and stapendous plan, had made a failure,
and the thing refusing to work to the
full satisfaction Of the Ruler, thai he
abandoned it 40 a worthless piece of
property.
6 Whereupon the "Lord" oftho city
and many others with him, argue within
Themselves, that they will lease Of this
property, this mighty Furnace building,
Z And poradventure, if VIC work our
cards well, we may make a fortune Of this
worthless piece Of property, unto our
selves.
8 And when they had thus reasoned
they oil with one accord agreed within
themselves, and said, "This is good this
is our chance"
9, We had better now, Gas we are
about to undertake q very large business,
and. ono that will require a vast amount
Of money to be expended, and a much
greater mount Of Ges in order to carry
the same on SUCCESSFUL make unto our
selves all the necessary improvements for
carrying OF our business, and have the
same within our own power,
10 We will therefore furnish all Of
our goods, our wears, and everything in
the way Of carrying on %ourabusincss, and
We will hold out all the inducements that
are possible in order tOgget u subjects
to buy Of uP.
II And upon our goods VIZ will make
a large profit, as well as upon their To-
Dor. a'ir '.1r4
IL And it being in The great flourish
ing era Of G~reenbacks and they being
very numerous, iBsomuch sothat no man.
couldcnnmber them, the people take.
them and 60 into another city afar of to
trade. ..5g Biu5i.
ID And the 'Lord' seeing this in the
hearts Of his subjects, and He perceiVing.
that they were yet independent of his
power, he resolves to bring about such
measures as will compel them to trade at
their own furnishing store, for i. grisVoth
Him much on account of their going afaI
off to trade. ~ W b.
IA And when He had fully pursusded
himself, how that this matter may be fully
brought about, He oaIleth all Of his pat
vons unto Him, and sayeth unto them,
ye men of the Zaleski Furnace Co., hear
ye me, what l this day say unto you. rr'
10 1t now behooveth us, inasmuoh as
our SUBJECTS are unwilling to trade with
US, and are independent of our power,
and when We have paid them their wages
behold they 60 forth unto the
city afar of. and do their trading with.
other men. liai j0ei.' lab % rs. yG3
16 1t therefore seemeth best for our
business, that iDasmuch as we are making
our own Iron, and cannot make our own
Greenbscks, We had better make d sub.
stitute for them, as substitution is just
now becoming very, pop nlar in the entire
land, in the way of procuring q substi,
tute when compelled TO 60 Into the army
Of this Republic.
II And when He had thus spoke I'm.
to them, they reasoned one with auother,
and said: This persdventurs may be
good for our business inasmuch as Jul
subjects will not trade with us, although
the means resorted to, is not much better
than swindling; but even that has be.
come fashionable these times.
18 And when they had fully reason
ed among themselves, and we'll considered.
the Importance Of making a substitute,
they raise a great shout and say: Aha
Aha this will get them t-they can
not avoid our working nowl We have
got themi
10 W. will therefore make a substi.
tute for U. s. G~seenbackS, like unto the
following:
.pro THE zALEsKI FURNACE STORE