The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1867-12-28
THE PACIFIC
Commercial Advertiser.

IsL,xp or KArL,. peceml.er, 1867.

SATURDAY y. DECEMBER y.
ISLAND or KArLA. December. 1867.
HH. CoNNERsnA Al EDITuH i'm jest Ia time, be-
fore the male bag closes, Ia send yod part of another
letter received from mi Cuzlin Bumblebe7 in Wash
ington. lie rites a heap about their doiEgs thar jest
now, but | sposc all you want to know is what mi
Cuzzin rites about the noble Dock, and ~, You see, |
only send you that part Of it, and remain alters
trcwly yOurn, J. SMrsII, ID. J.,
CwIeL l. Decsuick ledge of Kauia, In penietuy, lately Con
stable, Je-tiee rease, Get, eet, Ia tie sia' " leAas)
WAsmNGToN, DEfsTRIcK KOLUMEIA, 1867.
DEER Cuz -. . . . went next morning
10 the Docks rooms ackorlin TO mi prrinmis for to
in~teriooce him to Bill Seward; but law-anity whater
site l seed. Thare was the Dock rcekinin on the
sofy and II hull lot II wimmen n flnnin o. en-, and n
rubin Of campfire onto his nose enuf 10 smother n
dosen o noses if they weren't moren half the size Of
the noble Docks. Hasscs and snappin Turtles says
l., whats the matter hyar' but nobody said nothin.
] rite of opend doors and winders, and a. soon AS
the campfire had gone through them, and up the
chimley Of the Dock, he sortor Recovered and SEE he
in u nifty small voice, hi deer Kurnel, I'm revig-
mated. SEE l, whats the reyignation abolt! Well,
Kurnel, says His Illness, when l left mi ~xingdom, |
left the Constertushun AMI the Government | thOt all
safe, in charge Of mi Minister Interior, in fakt |
pinted him mi aktin government, in mi absens, and
this morning | received u telegraf message that he's
got them measles. Isn't it IA dreilal idea to think
Ona measely government, What's to become Of II ,
Licker will be sold Jest in SIGH places and nigh onto
sich corner lots, whar it'll perdOOce immense loss and
damidgc to the hiest Ofishels O staff, ef the Minister
don't look sharp. KOolies will then be interlooced
as immcrgrants that's sound and of caperlility to do
tlare work. Them ere Chiny crows, that mos use
fullerst of all nown burls will find no pertekshun
and safety even on top Of the government house.
The Akreeculter Sosiety will be sartin TO burst up in
tirely, along with thousands o lilies and bushels O
tickseed, useful varmints, sc. And mofen all, L
shall loose a nifty site o money in a good many pri-
vate speks that's only nown twixt me and the guvern-
ment. Oh! What's to be done, Kurnel deer, axt His
Illness nifty mildEke, Darn it, seq /, what's the
oughtsl Eff you think its u loosing bisnis, sell the
hull consarn, Government, Minister, Measles and
Chiny crows and all; and, Cuz. 1 hadn't hardly said
the worl out, when the Dock jumped rite up from
the sofy like n young gyraffy, and wood have throw
ell his arms around mi neck, but for putin one of
them we're legs of hisn btween the legs of n cheer
what was a stannin clOst to the sofy, and that stopd
him. Ser he, Kurnel, that's the britest and the
smartest word you ever spoke. Lets go To Seward to
onct. Agreed, saith j. What'n you take, axt /.
Less than Rushy, says he, Guvernorship for miself,
AlajOr-Ginral commandin. That's the go, seq /,
eff Bill Seward gets them parts of Saint Tomas and
Bunnio, and the bay of Sarnan or Hannah, he for sar-
tin will want your consarn Oh tother side.
While we was a gitten reddy, and the cullud pusson
was a brushin His Illness all round and "A cleaning
me OFF like, somun nocked at the door. Cum in says
the Dock, and who should cum in but Binkley his
That yere teller Binkley, Cuzzin John, l tell
you, is one of the darndest scamps that ever was seen
in a mile of the White House, but by hook and by
crook, like n real mountinbank, as he is, he has got
along nifty slick. Too year ago he hadn't a clean
shirt to his back, and now he's Andy's rite bower
man, and he is Strawberries left hand, eff So that's
he one what is said a Teller oughtn't to no what he's
4 dom in the way of givin Opinions. Blink CHATS
what Andy and everybody calls hinl is sartinly one
IF the smartest fellers about Washington. When he
in L wanted to interdooce him, but the Dock
never mind that, Kurnell Mr.. Binkley and
myself are alreidy quainted we are, permit me to
trends
SEE /, / didn't no that you was already quainted.
Vii deer Kurnel, saith His Highness, givin me one of
ais nifty pleasant smiles, men that like mi friend yere
md miself have climbed to the topmos kther in the
egal p~erfeshun and craftsmanship cannot help but
,ecum trends. You no the old proverbs Of like and
ike. Sartinly, SEE ], L remember, and ef that's the
the best thing your Illness can do is to let Blink
interdooce you to Bill Seward. With pleshur, says
Blink. l akcept, seq the Dock, and then yu no, Cuz-
l left EN-.
Now its mi candied opinion, Cuz, eff them too fell
ers jintly can't recipperkate they are sure to sell the
null consarn of the Dock. AS L amt present at tine
ntervoo with Seward, L can't tell you about it, but /
hearn suthin and l will let you no. So no more
rom your luvin Cuz., Nun. b. Smith,
Kurnel L. r., late c. 5. A.