The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1867-07-11

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A man who follo,Ts tfIe sea IS tar, :
but a termagent vie Is a tartar. :
Why is a hotel .ghostelikesa policeman?
Because 1t Is an inn-Spector.
Why is coquett like awasherwoman?
BeeauSe7sae rings men bosoms. anna
ElnnRaIENTl ExTRAoaDINARYi = Mr.
Jones dog eloped With Dir. Smith din
ner.
If yoa would lo5k spruce IN YOU,
age, do not "plne q m your youth
Youssres possibly a ! fine' man, gbut
one VINO rehnes IN aals IS a 'sfiner.sG
A rainy day is damp. bnt when a young
lady refuses to inarr. You, ii q tiaini:er.
Look well 'j5ei;os5 yo;s leap, is 9e-y
good advice i'll its way. ttIt hoW can Sch,
ly-lookIng people follow it? af foses-
Why is the tolling Of bell ike ms
prayer Of Il hypo,ritelf Reca,lse It's d
solemn sound by Il hough,iess tongue.
The last place Z, hook tor tie milk Of
human kininess - IA the pan Spaieg OF
civilization.
THAT motion is ont Of order,. said
the chairman Of 8 meeting wheii a rowdga
raised llssarn TO throw ;sn egg
\ young maa being asked. as he las
summing himself on the grass. what was
tie height Of hi ambition, replied to
!narl9a rich Widder with bad cough. ~
The marble tabernacle at Salt Lake is
aos inished it is 250 feet long au'l 50
wide, and furnishes comfortable sitting
room for 10000 persons.
The Prince Of NTaIesiis writing boo,
about what he saw in the United States.
As he araedaen;iy SAW double, the nara
tive viii &c intelestiEg. ...se
4 Lady says the first time she was kiss
ed She felt like tub Of roses swimming
IN honey, cologne, nutue@es and cranbef-
RES She felt also as if something was
running through her nerves on feet Of
| diamonds, escorted by. several little Gu
bids in charots drawn by angels, shaded
/ by houeysuckies, and the whole spread
I with melted rainbows. sB@&
! a younes lady asked gentleman the
! meaning Of the word surrogate and
/ he explained it to her rs "a gate through
i which parties 20 to get married Then
/ | imagine, said the lady. that it is
corruption of the word sorrow gate
on are. right, said he, "as woman is
an abbreFiatlon OF woe TO man.
/ \ Gipsey woman promised to show
/ two young ladies their husband face iii
| a pan of alter. They looked and ex-
/ iaime4 . why we see only our faces
We'll, those t;,ees will be your husband :
when you get married.
Il is understood that the southern plan
tors intend TO petition all the theatrical
/ ,aanaecrs To introduce u ballet in every
| DAY, on the ground that the demand for
/ ve!l shaped leg> viii increase the demand
| t0r cation.
A ,eouscientious witness down east re-
fused to swear he saw one man kick
another, hu. he readily took his oath that
he saw defendant take his foot away from
| plaintiff three times.
The mau in Jail who looked out of the
window OF his cell and exclaimed this is
"a glgfe country is now generally ad-
united to have spoken ,rtt}eia bounds
| What's in name :? Everything is in
an-aim fyou wish to shoot straight.
! Why is a man annoyed by fool like
one who falls in the sea? Because he is
a man oyer-BoRkD.
Why Is the fact of your having some
weighty matter In the hands of a lawyer
s ike travelling I'M the back woods? Be
cause you are long time coming to set
tiement
What is the difference between prett,
girl and a nisht-cap? One Is born to b.
we'd, aud the other Is worn to bed.
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Hans. who is Judge of morals as wei
as money. says ,'being bender to anothe
man wife is not legal bender, no NOR
as pickeled beetss is sour krant, by tau.
4 GENEROUS YoUTH Sally sal.
a green youth in venerable white ha
and gray pants through which. his leg
projected half foot. "Sally, before w
go into this museum to see the sereIader
| want to ask you sumthin. fEz
We'll, Ichabod, what Is it?
s't'Wall, you see this ere business VII
cost a hull quarter apiece, and l can: al
ford to spend SO much for nothin No,
: if you II have me, darned If [ don t pa
the huh bill myself IwilH
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