The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1867-07-20
4 Tilt nj the Doctors.
characteristic speech Of George Tranti> Train.

ScLi-ieriecker. Of "a hydruIathic institute in that
city-the doctor being about u return 10 Europe.
Ire Hsr0H -avs
IN the midst "s the concert. George Francis
Train wa- called upon for AN address. az il was
known he could not remain until the concert was
over in consequence OF an engagement u leave
that night u JOIN a party on the way 70 the Rocky
Mountains Having derived much benefit from
DR. >ehi-i.rde-kcr'- treatment, and being a tho
rough cJnvert. - the h~ydruIathic doctrine. he
remained behind his .Iartv expressly 20 assist AT
this ent-rtaiumeut. II Response To thee calls,
Train made the following characteristic remarks 1.
TRAINS SPEECH.
IA ancient sage say, The medical. Ic-aIand
clerical professions are the clutches on which
i-uoant, di-cordant and diseased humanity hob
BE through the world" They take possession
OF your h.hy. your pocket and your soul. With
OUt them We would have more religion. less dis
cIrd and mJrr ripe old age. Some other day
viii take up the LEGAL ami clerical brothers. bat
tonight you ak me u talk about the doctor.
more c-pccally a. be l. about u leave uE. a los
wc shall only experience when hc l. far away.
Having given the national diagnosis ON financial
affairs u the gold brokers and talked CHARITY To-
the Fifth Avenue aTi-tJcTlcy for the Southern
Relief Fund within the week past. why not enter
a new field and expose tie -windling. muricrous
system Of the honorable faculty in poisoning our
babes with vaccine, SCATTERING the constitutions
of our wives, GU daughters and our mothers 10y
the dlmnable use Of tie -pcculdm. and creating
drunklrds Of all our lepIic with their alcoholic
medicines, their fashionable "'BDurbons?' llygcia.
the goddess Of Health. has hard work t. fight the
battle with E--ulapius, the god of medicine. Hip
I1cTatcS and 'Ellcu We're relics OF blrlarism vet
they still practice at the medical colleges. Para
cclUs. with his infamous caloncl, still peoples
tire graveyards with hi- localized poison, while
Jcuncr stiii inocuiat.S tie heslthiest of our race
with the seeds OF death. IIahucmaun made a
marvellous leap in progress when he forced homeO-
Ts.tiy upon the world. The strength of the con-
tending colleges still! RACES over the dcathbed Of
the dciuLSl patient. The Faculty had discovered
5000 medicines in 1000 years Of practice, and
owned all tine corner lots in all the cities To mix
their deadly Drug. Hence, when the advanced
physician dropped the large pill and adopted the
small pill, the revolution began for the great
saving in human life l. already opening the eyes
Of the blind. One step more and Pressnitzism,
Schieicrleckerism, will remove the scales, and
poor, Faeulty-!oOled humanity will be eman-
ciIateI.
Hydropathy is in the science of health what
the steamship, the locomotive. the gaslight and
the telegraph are in the science of loc6motion
and progress. AlloIathy Is the stagc-coach. the
mailbag and the tallow-candlc system of adyanc-
ing backward. Schiefcrdcckcr's prescriptions need
not be written in latin. Rest, regularity, recre-
alton, diet. exercise. pure air, pure water, early
hours, are natures physicians. Why Is it the
faculty insult IL 10y writing their prescriptions
in Latin, unless it II To deceive? Why is il that
men, sensible in business matters. intelligent in
worldly affairs. are such dupes in relation 10 their
health? New York il full of largc-brained men,
who build blocks Of houses, railways. factories.
establish banks and launch ships. who act like
fools in the presence of their doctor. They have
decided opinions on everything but their health.
They think they can drink, smoke, gorge and
outrage nature day and night for years, and the
magic Of Il liiliputiaU white pill dissolved on the
end Of the tongue twice & day will Immediately
restore their shipwrcckcl constitution. Here II
the criniinally OF tine faculty. They want chronic
inyalids they Iay better: plenty of selfindul-
uf their patients l. the old school doctors stock
IN trade. ScLiclcrlcckcrism saws meat once a
day. bread and milk for breakfast and supper.
plenty oil water inside and out mo- alcoholic
drinks and 10 medicine. and sleep with four
windows open. lie tells You that earth, water,
air and sunshine are Gods doctors. That clean
lines J. next Ia gudlincsS. Willie allOyathy saws.
e. Him that j. filthy let him be filthy still" Our
prisons are IcOplcd with better men than those
who persist, under the cloak Of medical science,
in destroying the yigor of oar manhood. The
1nciiell fraternity have done more To- demOralizc
the community t!In any other profession. fCrcat
nuIlnuSc.1 Their cntrcc and exit out of oar
houses. our l~ed-clumhcrs, il more privileged
than the master Of the house. Husband or father
has no questions t. ask. IL IL only the family
doctor What hns made them better men than
tie rest Or mankind? Remember that society j.
organized hypocrisy. that crime IL not III the act.
but in getting found out. Take the money out
Of III. rocket" said Smikc. - but don't break
tWe INV. Ifl I Niht NUtl iNtNtf. EIll ttc
bishop to his daughter in the park, = the police
man may sec yOu.' Don't play marbles on
the sidewalk. it j. sunday come and play in the
back yard" Isn't 1t sunday in the back ya.J,
ulpthcr?'
French fashions. French customs. extravagant
and tire family physicians prescriptions
fast destroying American morality and Amer
can constitutions. Fewer marriages and more
divorces produces lees virtue and more vice. Our
modern marriage service should read thus: Clcr-
~rfruu-.. N IN sqpu take fbi. brptyn- stone front
this carriage and sIan. these diamonds. for thy
welded hG.band2" Yes VIII YOU take
unuaid millincr's bill. this high waterfall Of
foreign hair. this ailccration accomplishments
lnd feeble constitution for thy welded wife? - I
b. Yes" Then. what HanmOn has jrincd to- Z
let the next hest man run away with, 50
that tie fr-t divorce Court may tear them asundcr.
Sometimes when all the remedies Of your fac
fail, and the patient il beyond the power ;
pr paying bills much longer, they say, n a der /
rc-Drt. try Schieicrdcckcr. And why i il
that. after thirty years Of Practice on these east OFF .
patients of a~ilpIathy and homeopathy, hc has
only eight; Because he assists nature and 1
makes tlc man again Il child. lis = pitiful I
-ight to walk up Wall street and Broadway, and {
sc men. Just ON thc doorstep of I~aralysis. apo I
plcxy. or SIftcning of the brain. just stepping !
Greenwood, who with proper treatment, I
would he good for twenty years of active life. I
lis pitiful to see an innocent babe. whose blood
was pure for generations. inDculatcd with some Z
terrible disease that the vaccine doctor has taken =
from some other child. whose ancestors blood 4,
has been corrupted for centuries. lis pitiful to- I
zee - many Of our women lose all sense of deli
r1cy, and, We might say, Of chastity, in submit Il
ting t. the dcmoraliziug usc of the spccuium at
the suggestion of tic family physician. It's T
%pitiiul t. see all habits of temperance set aside I
and tire seeds of drunkenness planted forever bv |
the family physician recommending Bourbon. I
believe to-day there i more whisky drank in e
Filth avenue tian in sixth avenue. Corpulcncy II
Ia- h,,,Iuc chronic. Plethora abIOminali- l. the =
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