The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1867-02-22
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Against oil ChambcrmSlts, OF Whatsoever,
age or nationality, lauhch the cuts6 OF
Btchelordom J. ~, r'a1
Because. Ni
They always put the pillows At tho op.
posite end Of tho bed from the gaS.burner,
60 that while yOu read and smoke before
sleeping las is tho ancient and htnored
custom OF bachelors) you have TO hold
your book aloft IN an Uncomfortable posi-
tiou, to keep the light from dazzling your
eyes.
When they find the illows removed to
the other eud of the bi d in tho morrjing,
they receive not the aug seshou i,,a friendly
spirit, but plorying ~ their absolute SOW
oroigtity and unpitying your herlessncss,
they make the bed just us it was originally
and & g'oat in secret over the poug their ~.
rmny will cause you. 'A
Always alter that whom they Hnd you
have transposed the pillows, they undo
your work, and thus defy you and seek to
embittcr the life tina, God hath given you,
Ii they cannot get the light in an iucon.
vonient position any othor way, they move
the bed, ..t ....r. ...I... .a.. a.,..
1fyou pull your truul; out six il chos from
the WALL so that the lid viii stay up when
you open it, they always shove that trunk
baekias saii. They do Il on purpose l3ad 30
III you waut the spiltoon in a certain spot,
where il will be handy, they dou't Aud
50 they move it, . $3.50.
Tlrny always put your thet kboots itt
in ccoss bic places. They chiefly enjoy
dcpositing them ns fer under tha,hed ms
the wall will permit, II is because this
oomptls you to Get down in an undignifcd
attitude aud make wild sweeps .tor-lheml
in the dark with the bootjack, and swear.
They always put the matchbox in some
other place. They hunt up new place,
for it every day, aud put bottle, or Other
pcrshable glass thing, where the box stood
before, This is TO cause you to break that
glass thing, gropitg in the dark, and SO
yourself into trouble. Boa, IL. .aemf.1rt @ ...
They are forever and ever moving the
! furniture. When y0n come in in the night,
you can calculate on ipding. the bureau
where the wardrobe was h,tlfe morning.
Aud When yen 80 ont IN tho moulipg it
yon lrave tho slolr GuekUt hy the door
and H. rocking chail bysth whdow, when
you come in at mdnight.tr thcrcabouts
Won will proceed toward the window and
sit down in the slop tub, This viii disgust
you They like that,
No matter where you put anything, they
are not going to let it stay there. They
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