The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1867-12-07


PeSs1 WISE AND PeuSp FooIEsH 1.-The
Tennessee Legislature has brayed agar.
Good reader, it's fact One day last week
the radical beast prieked np his lousy cars.
opened MS s img jaws, and after seaies q
grants, kicks aad jaekassieal ev0lati0ns,
passed resolution instrdcsing the Z. q C's
{ lennessee Members OF C0agrass.) 70 vote
for the impeachment Of Andrew johnson
This reminds Us Of 31ke Up 10 Dyer
county, not many ears ago, an old hunter
went out, IN company with 3 green ehum,
Tor the purpose Of killing deer OF tTo.
While Tie two we're passing throagb patch
Of switch cine theywere eonewhat startled
By noise that proceeded from thiek
clamp Of reeds. The knowing one legeled
his weapon, q large oubEe-6arrelied shot
gun. and blazed away at the report Of the
gun, something which at FIRST sight seemed
70 be large buck, made a surge forward,
rared up and fell AS dead as Hector Greeny
wasa ali excitement rushing up to his com
panion, confident that yenison steaks had
been secured beyond doubt, he exclaimed,
II golly, JIM soe've killed enc oneg'
T" re, you say replied Jim in a cutting
manner, what did yols have to DO with it
Z killed the deer myself, aud Singing his
gun oyer his shoulder and drawing his knife,
jim rushed into the thicket where be sup
posed fine buck was gasping for breath
but he discovered he had made mistake,
and had actually killed Esquire Cobbins
little mouse colored mare mule While
gazing upon the victim Of his deadly aim,
''greeny ? stepped up, comDFehendod the
situation at a glance. rolled the white of his
eyes like a duck when looking for thunder
and remained transfzed with terror, for he
knew the stubb0rnness Of the honest squire
and feared the o9erhauling of accounts as
soon as the first flush had passed from Jim's
cheek, be looked into the face Of his com
panion and said:
Yes, BIZ aes have PLAYED h-ll, and the
squire viii make US pay Cor the mulef'
Aake as, replied Bill had nothing
to Go with il you killed the mule. You
counted nc out. a while ago, and by the blue
bIazes Of purgatory you shan't count me in
now"
You honorable members who voted aye on
the proposition, don't You see the pint2'
The eruption Of Mount Yesuvius, which
commenced On the I3ta inst, continues, the
mountain still sending forth pillars of fire
from the old and newly formed erateTs, and
the display is magnificent There are seven
| streams of lava in full Tow
-zs-toT-sa-
r A recent Biographer Of Joe smith, the
founder Of Mormonism, describes him as
/" duil-eyedi daxen haired pregaricating boy
noted only for his incidence and yagabond-
ish character, and bis habits of exaggerc-
ton and untruthiulness,"
! g Io-Jenkins says he collected this
sum and sent tito We loeal" while he was
away from home Maybe he did, We
haven't seen the suskins yet, and are need
ing them powerful bad! Dew tell, Jenkins
-Four Of the Kentucky members elect
to. Congress have been admitted to their
seats and three have been refused.
Ez-President Buchanan is not expected to
live through the winter.
i Asa proof Of honesty-carry printer
receipt.
cooD.-The Avalanche says that Mem
phis is the boneyard of travelling shows