The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-08-08

Cnpassity nv skull " cub in.
Pollock wuz delited Here" sed he.
"it il in nutshell. lssaker hez shorter
hand. more narrer hand, shorter and mar
rerer foot. and his heel rroiecks less than the
nigger's by two and one half inches, Good
Lord, how hev bin deserved. Wat errers
hev bin nussinl How kin human bein
hev intelleck, whose heel prejeeks four inches?
How rejoict am that am at last SET rite on
these important pints!'
| smiled beninantly onto him.
Bgler riz. II, too sed he. lam satisfied
that the niggeris not wat we, who wuz dis,
posed 10 consider him fit to exercise rites.
supposed him TO be- held firm when the
measurement NV his hands and arms WIZ
bong made, but the heel staggered me. Its
clear that no one kin hev intelleck whose leg
isn't set in his foot better than that. ! shell
persoo this iuvestgasher. Heyen now a
stariin point-a heel, ez may say, TO stand
on--I shell 60 on to prove the inferiority Nv
the niger. With that heel for falcrum. |
shell, with the lever nv troolh, proceed to up>
set the Fabric NV niger ,ekality and carry
confooshen into Boston. shell assoom Ma
pnlaop is average specimen NV the lower OF
unintclleciool Airiken type. Is it 50 ~
III It's it Is r yelled we oil, deliled at the
happy turn the thing WIZ takin.
81 sel also assoom that Issaker Gavitt is n
avrage Nv the higher or intellectual Cauca,
shen type II il sog'
'Cefiinly! certinly!"
''Nery we'll. Now quake, Massachusetts.
Napoleon kin 700 readg'
saw the trap into wich we he'd fallen, and
risin hastily protested that the examipas hen
he'd bin carried far enuff, and so did Deekir
Pogram. but Bigler swore he wuz again ic
kiyer Massachusetts with shame, and 50,
down paralised.
kin 700 read Napoleon r.
Eyes, sab !"
g Read this, Them" sed Bigler, handin hin
noospaper.
The niger rend ey neert ez Moo England
skool marin, wich well he mite, ez he Iern
it uv one NV EN-.
Kin 700 write2.
Certainly and takin pencil he wr
half NV the Declarashcn Nv Independence.
"Set down, Napoleon. It's devillisl
pity yoor heels is so long; otherwise yoot
be credited with hevin intellek. Now, Issa
ker, my bold Caucashen, kin 700 read?
81 protest = shreeked +, in agony. as
saker, don answer the skoffer at ethnology
But lssacker, ez white ex sheet ant
tremblin under the eye Nv Bigler, who knows
him from infancy, suffered oqf.. "Nolu
Kin you rite, my gay descendant Nv ths
scoperior racer
And, still under the iufiooence nv Bipler
eye he answered mot =
q Kin YOU cipher?
- What in thunder's the yooee nv cipheri,
when the old man alluz KEEP nigger to do hi
6ggerin?" -.
aset down Issaker. We're done with You
There's On error samwher. The Niger
oapsssi,y Nv skull is Less BY several cubi
inches, but he seems to hey nsed wat he he
lively. But it's all rite, Parson. Issake
shell vote and the niger shant Re.dn an
writin never WIZ . qualifcashen for voti
down here, any way Possibly the seat y
the inieliek is in the4heel insted Nv the bralr
which accounts for the nigger's hevin n
most nv it." ~ y
And Pollock and Bieler and the niegel
present leitthe meetin house, latin uproa,
ously and throwing oil sorts nv adoos back /
us.
Jdonbt whether the result NJ the invest
Rashen will help oar friends North. III
fact j., it WA overdone. II WIS carried e
fur There is pint tt wich facts C1fht /
stop DimecrAsic facts il partiekisr.
this instance the invessigasken shood nv,
hsp hin carried beyoaA nsh1 ahssi.w nsaa
stopt there, Ne wood hev he'd en-, But e
Yyin il II the radic1e pint Bi1ltr add rollos
took it,the tnsadatSn Ne built uu1 49,
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