The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-09-18
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As the two with their school books wandered
:. ION - -
: O'er the clover laden ground.
O little maidenl how fair you were.
With your eyes Of heavenly blue;
And the dimples played on your cheeks as
play
On a rose the drops of dew.
As play on a rose the drops Of dew,
When the breezes meirily blow!
And your lips they were tints of the npening
peach;
In the mornings ruddy glow.
Bare feet, how they twinkled among the grass!
Did you know whenever you took
The path for school, that he waited for You
By the willow-shaded brook?
Since then. the fragrant blossoms have come
To the boughs, ah! many time; e.. =.
And bridge Is over the brook that sings,
Asaof old It's pleasant rhyme. r. D =
And two are straying upon the bank.
As pen these wandering words;
And they talk Of the happy school-day time,
And they watch the building BIRDS
But a stream there is with a grander fow,
With sterner, sadde- song; =
And lovers will cross to different school,
And help each other along. -.
:; Josh Billings who is always ssaying
something good because be can't help it,
lets off on the stiff man: =
The Stiff Man looks down when he
walks upon folks. Hs doesn't seem tew
have but one timber jint t,in him; and that
izlecated in his nose. -: = ~
He is q kind ov masculine turkey on
parade in barn-yard. -
He IL generally loaded with wisdam
cleer up tew the mnzzcfi. and when be
goes >opf makes noise like kannen,
but don't dew emmy damage.
!; 'Ihav,seen him fire into crowd and
mise. egry man" ~
s. gAs a general thing stiff men git mad
dredfui easy, and hav .;tew, git over IT
drcdful easy, bekase folks ain't apt .tcW
GIT bisiskare at what they amt, afraid
Stiff man had a grandfather once who
went-to Kongress from our DISTRICTS, ,nnd
there; amt one in the whole family that
has beeu able tew git timber ,sinse.
"Whar," asked "a renowned stump
orator, who was running for the office OF
constable. .twhar,- NY enlishtenedfriend
of the: sixty sixth militia district, was
Andrew jackson in the. battle Of New
-OrTeanSs Nur he thar? He war. He
was:a ridiu' up and down on bobtailed
Arabian, a wavin' ola cracked sabre up
to the armpits il blood and mud, and a
ssivin' of che British thunder; the genius
of his country holdiu' Of her @gis over
his head, cotton bales payeneering IN
front to protect him from every danger,
and the American eagle, with the Stars
and Stripes in its beak, soarin' aloft IN
tho blae empyrean, eryin' Hal eo'u'n:
bia!n"s
ApubIisher in London announces The
Lovers Dictionary; a poetical treasure
Of lovers thoughts, fancies, addresses
and dilcnmas, ildexsd fur reference us ?
dictionary Of compliments and guide to
the tender SCIENCE, ,, II this. book. should
be republished in tits country We might
,expeet to hear the lover declare himself
thus ~'-s-' ::;h: -: ri: -. I'D
Como live With me and be my, Lore, =
., And,w VIC will all the pleasures prove :
= That valleys. groves, hills and fields, :.
Woods or sleepy mountains yield.
And tircn it would be iaughabie TO
hear apraetical female rcply:-''I don't
see it, My: tastes amt country. I'd
soaner hse 10 a tenement house any tune.
/ never was good at climbing. but l. can
gel, up three pair .oc stairs weq enough.
Mountains are too steep travelling, 'spe-
cially with filters on. III pass. I caat
join firm so ihfirIn financial ~: How
completely disenchanted the poetic youth
would be. - - '....t =
Ajuvenitc whose mother vas woman,
sends us the following, his opinion is
good; .,,,. ...,. =
Woman / besvr,e;n's r,;' best gift to maa;
his Pandora, or basket of jewels his
confectionery shop, or sticks Of Sugar
candy :.!,is otto Of roses. or .sugar'coated
pills her presence his. best company :;
her voice his sweetest music > her kiss
the guardian Of his innecence;;' -eer- ann
the pale Of his. safety; her bosom the
seftest pillow Of his cares" Girls dye
bear that? =:
Z A Aeolored man, who is all. right on The
goose, about being marched oftejaiI for
stealing, Indignantly remarked;thass >.
slfde dilns let a. niggerfsteaf little
in dis dam country. Use gwine back TO
Tennessee where Mr. Brow niow Il see a
Niger git his rights sure" - -
"A young man at Fall River, Mass, who
was 10 have been married On Sunday
night, took so much encouragement" %
preparing for the ceremony that be fe1nd
himself in the lock up the next morning.
His intended went to the Police Court
with him, and after the usual scven-thirty
was disbursed, the couple started at once
for clergyman and were made one.
wife," said married man, looking
for the booljack, after she was in bed,
II have a place for all things, and you
ought to know it by this time" ayes" "
she replied, 81 ought to know where you
keep your late hours, but don't"
Men dying make their will, but wives
Escape work SO sad;
Why should they make what all their lives
The gentle danes have had?
A man at Boston who sharpens and
sets teeth ofsaws, announces himself on
his sign as a "saw dentist" and whole.
sale house in the same city has adVer-
tised: "Wanted-wonen to sell on
commission" L."
A lawyer had his portrait taken in
his fayorite attitude standing ~uith his