The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1867-08-30
A Little Nonsense.

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The man who wanted to "KiA~ hin iol
his mother" attempted to kiss his n 'sneI
for him the other day and abe gave him d
good walloping "for himself"
Vol.aire says: "a physician is an un-
fortunate gentleman who is every day called
upon to perform mirncls-to reconcile
health with intemperance.
A gentleman called to see tenement that
was to let. It was shown him by pretty,
shatty woman, whose manner charmed her
visitor. Are you to be let. toof' inquired
he, with lRnguishing look. yes, said she,
4 am I'n to be let alone
John tells story of Thompson and Rog-
ers, two married bucks of New York, who
wandered home late one night and stopped
at what Thompson supposed was his
residence, but which his companion insisted
was his own house. Thompson rang the
bell Justify, when window was opened and
a lady inquired whatwas wanted. MADAM"
inquired Mr.. T., s'isn't this Mr.. T-Thomp-
sons house?" 'sNo," replied the lady "this
is Mr.. Rogers" "Well," exclaimed Thomp
son, "Mrs. T-T-Thompson-beg your
|pardon-Mrs. Rogers, won't you just step
down to the door and pick out Rogers, for
Thompson wants to go homer"
The following dialogue is said TO have
taken place recently between a married
couple on their travels: "My dear, are you
comfortable in that corner2'' "Quite, thank
you, my dear" ''sure there's plenty of
room for your feetS" "Quite sure, love-"
"And no cold air from the window by your
carp "Quite certain, darling.' "Then my
deaf, I'll change places with you."-The
above is as certainly a slander on the
"lords Of creation" as the following is on
the ladies:-Jones was travelling with his
wife, and (for freak) was so gallant in his
behavior to his cara sposa that madam be-
came uneasy and demonstrated against his
servation. "The d." said Jones, "we're
married, Supposed Yes" said the lady,
"but Judging by your department folks Will
think we amt "Wel, what Of it," said
Jones. "Why, not much, certainly for you"
said the careful dame, 'you are man but
we women have our characters to take care
Of Jones wss shocked into propriety for
the rest of the journey.
A PIcrs YoUTH SEARCHING FoR KNowL-
EDGE.-The editor of the New York
Unitarian paper having invited young men
thinking Of studying for the ministry to
communicate with him, this is one of the
responses he gets:
Mr., Editur of the liberal christian deer
sir--have just saw in your valuable paper
that you was wiling TO give sum assistance
TO young men who was wishing TO prepare
themselfs for the christian minestery--now
mr. editur that guess just aplys to mi case
as feel strong working within me to enter
ithe lords vinyard and believe am called
to the work. mo well my education has
been sadly neglected but am wilin to study
hard If you will help me so mr. editur if you
Twill plese send me word how much money
you are wiling to give me will feel proud
and thankful to acksept it,
/ don't no what sext Of the Religious
Community you want me to prech to but if at
all plesing to you would like to enter the
Baptist ministery as mi views of baptism is
the same as yours is. Plese mr. editur anser
my letter as soon as possible as want to
know what help you will give me in my
, endevor to do good.
plese write to me at onse--
Here remains
Il vour obedeDt servant