The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-01-22
NUMBER AZ
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Afashlonable lady at PittSneid, Wassa.
ehusetts, wore her new bonnet to church
last Sunday wrong side before, somewhat
to the amusement Of the few who knew
the difference. None of those religious
ly inclined noticed the error.
when was Rome built2" inquired 9
"competativen examiner. I'm the night
sirl' in the nightY ,how do you make
that out2' "Why, sir, you know Rome
wasn't built in dayl"
A friend is one who jumps down and
puts on the drag when he finds that you
are going down hill little to fast.
"Where are you going SO fast, Mr.
Smith, demanded Mr. Jones. 'sHome
sir, home, don't detain me; I have just
bought my wife new bonnet, and mus,
deliver it before the fashion changes"
Rusty nails may be drawn from wood
without difficulty, by first giving them a
blow hard enough to start them little.
A gun will not need cleaning for years,
if the muzzle is tightly eorked, aud q
piece of rubber kept upon the tube nm.
der the hammer, while standing idle.
p.au,.
mallost. & hnt 0as.' ssa =. saoSsss.sseu sns
nra mneh orssnsr Ia .han .sasa 1say ansa o ,al,
says a philosophical writer, 1--WE discover
what aoiU do, by finding out what will not
do. He who never made mistake prob.
4 bly, never made a discovers. !,
:.
;. IL P,opaDly Is NOT known 70 many tnas
CIV that of a male from ten to fourteen
beats per minute.
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a Wiocw ia0y, ,sls'i1g py aeneerIul lfe,
p meul'a.lss moou, sh9ruy ai.eT ner
lus = panu oeeease's'sneu heas'if' oor
,eiioW-hoN nc uiu nAe goou nrs'
eope e ;, ne mas ssh' "nefs 'hsy Keep sooo
nie''
The following is list Of "colnmemo-
rative wedding Two years after tbc
wedd;no is the sspaper wedding:p the fifth
is the 'swooden wedding;" the
tenth the "tin wedding" the fifteenth the
..os;ss IN 'a. .SS;nn % az - sneass ss.h .hs .Is
..s;lnar wsdd;nr.. ths .se,h A..
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A Washington clergyman, in address.
ing prayer on behalf Of Universal Suf-
frage, without regard to race, color, age,
or sex, said:-"Paradoxical as this may
seem to thee, oh Lord il is nevertheless
true"
= uslman loress keeper, eignty-two
yeals olu, nce e"isnus 70 carr 10 tue
say WIN n'm an ~ pol'als ssclss, mas
pao,isueu - snss Isspsso es .oa1nae 2 e,
oglp. ne nas ussu iol nl,y years, ano
and great number of animals from :
horrible death by hydrophobia. The bite
must be bathed as SOON as possible with
warm vinegar and water. and. when this
has dr,ed,a lew drops OF murlatis aoid
poured upon the WOUND VIII destroy the
poison OF the saliva and relieve the patiens
from all present or future danger
A,ons nsr;;od r;;5d 80 Tina ,hs9 h9 nr..t;;.. s. :,
medicine was rather dangerous. AT Di-
jon, in 1886, physician was fined sffty
golden francs and imprisoned for not ef.
lecsipga : eule, ~ egsasnll T.s 1les.l'glaaa'
io1Iu,s .ha s;.,h y oantar, ~. t;ndis =
ted + by her busbard n comnliance with viii
her dying request to have her two ply.
sicians slain and buried with her.
=. ., ..e...., 49,
oou1sui usius 4uo''ioasu "
cerpcd /" replied. 81 am concerned. nv
lord. for the plaintiff. but I am EMPLOYED
h. the def.ndantp
A levellsr preceivinc two crows flying
side by side. said: SAY. that ia inst how
it should be; / hate to see one crow over
another
A lady seeing man 10 the gutter, said
she was afraid he vas dead. Pat, who
had been near enough to smell his breath,
e.cislmeo' raisn'a lana Wisn nau nali
MS o'sease.
Why is an interesting book liks to.
pe,s noses because u Is reao 70 the Sefy
suu. s..sss...a>
No proof of temperance-a man with
- lok N L. - IL
nls nat on a. midnight explaining 70 I
lamp post 'ne principles o. ms party.
One editor in Georgia asks anothe,
,Whe'her ne can pie INC ooftom Of
Trying pan out, without smutting nj
nose.