The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04
! - The BABY.

when it raiasd Ike the devil, dark
as pitch, and my umbrella at, the
store no cars running g. The doc
Tor lying ive miles due west, and
The nurse six mites ;dueseast II and
when e gotshome to thesbosom of
my famiiy ythc licensed mlk=man
Was SC the next door. Itaa fun-
ny little chip, that babys Softer
mo color, aud. the length of as.sbo=
'logna suasage Cross I guess
not, I'M, :ams: it, commenced
,ehasingsnse downSthe pathway of
life Just when muslin, linen. and
white flannel were the highest
they had been since Adam built "a
hen. house for Mrs: Eyes chickens.
The doctors charge two dollars a
squint, tour dollars a grnnt: and
on account Of scarcity of rain In
the country, take what is lefttin a
mar, pocket; no discount for,
eash. and send bill fer balance
sJanaary H. se2 s.S2sstt ~ = ASA.
Is greer little thing IS hat ba-
sbg { speck of C nose Ike a. Tart,
head ass bald as a squash, and no
place SO hitch a waterfall a
mouth just suited TO come sthe.;
gum gaase and chew milk. Oh
crackees you should, hear it sing !
q have bumped it, stuffed my fur
cap down It's throat, giFen it the
smooth hiag irons to play with, but
she httfs red lump that looks asif
siteouldn.t t hold blood enough to-
keep q maskete from fainting per-
sists ID yelling ike thande It,
shows great desire to swallow It's
fists, End Che other day they drop
ped do&a.itss throat, and all that
prevented their going clean
kthro1gh va the crook at Its, eli
bows IIt stopped its music and:
q was happy for one and half
painasesssIt Us a pleasant thing to.
have q baby iaethe house -one< of;
sy0ar belly ache kind z:.;z,;.,,,ty. Sc.
Think of. the pleasure Of father,
IS disbahiile trenlbbi sin3the mid
night hour. with his warm feet
supo saaafe ard. of cold Oil
clota, drop ing parag gorisin a tea
spoon, BY Iaooali ght, the nurse
thAmping ens the door, wife Of
sour bosom shouting hurry and
the baby yelling tn the freseee
drops from the ceiling Its anice
time to think of dsesseoats,. pants,
fies and white kids Shades of de-
sssrsea cock ails what comfort;
81 Dat piict lsre an article in
plasts of Paris Itsmether says
.siafline is troubled with wind on
The stomach It beatssalE the wind
instruments you ever heard Of L
have 90 get falps IN the cold, and
shfves while the milk warns ( it
uses the bottle. I.hage a. cradle
With The Representation Tof q nli-
raenlous shoe g syrup bottle on
Ihs sh-board. -. - : : - :. Il,
I:tsIsato stop ats breath, the.
sofher nigh rocked so hard e
missed stays and sent it slap clear,
across the room, upsetting q jar
preserFss. It didn't make any
noiises then CHI no Its moth.
er says only wait gets
Sbiesched itss been eelnated. )
and old enough to- crawl ahosa
sud feed sbS pins. Yes, y am ;goSs
alag TO visit it be delight
fuf John; run for the, doctor.
bird has fell m tue sIop pail and is
sehokiag with a potato skin !; bud.
has fell doWnSstair has swallow
ed The tack hanmars show sigRs
sgf the 1aaRps, eroop, hopping
cough, sfaai i.pox, coll d sentery !:
eholera infant ,or some other
dalned thin to Jet the doctor.
fake ske money laid by fer my
winters eoen beef and All that
comes ofmy shanapo oosng and eur
ling my hair wearing nice clothes!
and Iooking hands some, going a,
:ieonrsiRg and akiing my wife fan,
Id loYe and marry me-. :