The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1867-08-24
Nasty.
The Boston ENcur>ion-in ittOnnt Of the rTcpar-
tor, Di>eu>>ion-The start. aud the rrosre., MP
TO the Beginning Of the Masonic Festivities.

The Boston ENrur~ion-in tttOunt Of the rTcpaF-
tor, Di>eu>>ion-Ihe start. aud the prnsre-, up
To the Beginning Of the ia>anir Festivities.
TEENo~r lI"r>E. BosroN.)
(Which J. IN the Staff Of MiSSarh0n-cts.)
June -. lSG7.
The Raleigh trip scarcely over, His Serene
HiShncS- determined uTOn a~cccptin the Boston
inyitashen. His cOricl reccuehcn in North Kar-
liny gives him a ~prt NV appetite for popler ap-
rlausc and hc determined upon twin il in the
North asin. At the Cabinet mcctin held To dis
cuss the question. SEwNRD expressed a desire t.
90. WELLEs fJllcred SEWARD. but RANDALL.
who. -encc the dccca-c of Sir I>IT NEWTON. i
considered the strongest man connected with the
administrator and therefore a->ooms diktato-
rial airs. opposed 1t.
=. But" said JOHNSON, in reply IL RNxpALL'S
opposition, -. feel 81 though | must make one
more effort To- save our erin S1utlren brethren -
:. Mr.. President. : Tet1rtd RANDALL, II re-
Gently went To raise a eOrner-stun To the mem'ry
NV J. JOHNSON. yuor llInentid father. who dcceert
IN 1872. Onto that cJrner-stun wuZ engraved
these words:
:. JacOG johnson : died from he efeT ur a dis
ease SuperirdOOSf by a Occr lfOTt 10 SGre has jTicHds
froH, drO,rHiH'."
Now Of YOU keep ON yo0r present loonatic
course ! shell be compelled Ia withdraw from yoOr
SUPPORT, and after "a time, from my quiet home
III WiscUHsin where an aPpreciatiVc ennstitoocn-
~ will permit me 10 write an cpitaff for your
~IOlitikle corner--tun, witch | shell do in these
words, To wit
He Jqcef ANDREW JOHNSON,
wh1 died from the ciicX NV a disease, SOOIerin-
dOJ-t by over effort III Il great many attempts To-
ave las P.,liIiklc friend, from bcin Stranglcd.
- POsEEm-TiIc friends wuznt worth tile savin
but they lived.
" \UlA l;ENE-Tlc man who saved en- wuznt
quite ~ saj ~ the friends. hut lac died.
:. Bat upon sckOnd th"t I've no nlicckshun
To- this tSIr. Zoo kin do us NO damage Of the
reporters j. properly trained, AMI If yoJ deliver
-.t Z,-.-t-a 80 So. I.F.Vua. ,,-v. IF -.
lnirI. Y,D 90 thru Delaware. which l. oum
Moo Gcr-cy won't hurt us very much cz you've
hin thro there wunst and they know wat a. cx-
Icct New York will give a enthusiastic rcccp-
.hun cr MOEEi>Y and BEN WOOD will take holt
NV the matter trgcthcr-bv thc WAY. SEwAgb
TELEGRAPH cIn t. wunst-and in Connecticut yuDr
certain NV a c,ricl rcccIshun. That State Is full
uy icinuriliz.d Yankee DimOcritS. who hey bin
cut to Michigan AMI left there all thcr Puritan
ism, and brot hack with en- in it, stead. all the
cuSsidnis Indigenous To that soil, witch cuSsidncSs
grated onto ther mtEIl cutcnis. makes en- rather
cntcrurisin in thcr wOTtlli>nis. Ia Boston itself,
the IrO-Icck Is good. Thcrc1l DC Il immense
crowd present t. dcdiGltc the MasDnik Temple.
wich we shell claim the credit uv bringin, ~ we
did the thrunss which come To see III ON the
tuor north, but witch would persist ia hpllcrin
=. Grant =" The tr,Sly decent men NV Boston
arc Ablislmists. hut there's some thousands witch
want Offices, AMI them, with the SprInklin NV
DcnDkrlts and conservatives, ought To- make us Il
handsome recelSlen. There il Yet in Boston
men who used 10 return lugitivc slaves, and tier
IL bcsidcs, the cInincntly respectable gentlemen
who are ~ conservative that they hold onto sin
bcc1z it's oil. and established by precedent. and
~ aristOcTsitic that they won't du right. jist bccsz
dDin rite l. II quite common thing ia that seek
shun: who hold onto the cote tale ay progress and
hullcr :. stop ~ and who cf they tic themselves
to- - gIOi can~c load IL down with Their dignity.
Like the 2i LOOtcnants uv 'Ol, their baggage IL
worth MORN they are. But the trip Won't hurt
us. You can't make the .Ablisllnists more
.AtliShn. and them az i1lcr us for the luIvcS and
fishes We dispense. would still iDllcr us, If the
rad We took led ~ strIrc through pcrdishen 81
a pigeon would fly. Wei gn. Fl yoO will
maxi. this tOOr and say notlIin idcOtik, the very
novelty NV IL will direct attention from wat we've
dc.idcd t. do with SHERIDAN, SICKLES, POrE. ct al.
And 50 il wuz dcsidcd To %. Thro Delaware
the reseJshen wuz all that we desired, and in
MARYLAND the people come in crowds To greet us;
tho the cheers JaTtoOk ~ much uv the nachcr NV
the cheerful wells witch the COn.cdrit sOlicrs
employed when they charged, that Secretary Sc
nerves WIZ somewhat siIOckt. II Fiiladci-
pIry didn't offer us the Inequalities NV the city,
we didn't stop thcr mt all. The train run around
il. the Presidents nose bcin elevated all the time,
tho lac Smclt suthin- When II had finally
passed, Mr.. RANDALL announst the fact, and the
face aSSOomcd Its yOosual bcninc
~ We glided into the sacred soil NV
Moo Gcr-cy.
ArTiyin I'm Moo York, the rcccIshcn wuz all
that cUOld hey hin desired. MuRRISSEY had done
his part. and thcr wuz respectable bodies NV
chccrcrs waitin ut every pint agreed upon by the
committee, and. ~ they he'd bin paid lihrally,
the enthOUSnsm wuz 81 good IN quality ~ il wuz
large in quantity. Occasionally, Il chcercr witch
had taken tor much NV his wages in advance,
wood cheer for JEIF'soN DAVIS, but il wuzn't
IL didn't mar the pleasant uniformity NV
the pcrcecdins, or strike anybody cz being sinslcr.
They tried terrible hard Ia get Il speech out NV
and the President wuz willin, but RANDALL,
present. -upprcst him. and got him of Ia bed
comparatively sober, and very carly
Arriyin ut EstOn, | wuz surprizcd ut the
depth and breadth NV the cnthOusiasm NV
the rcccIehcn. Il cf To show the grecf at the
lcath NV Presidents, we nOtist everywhere the
NV our predecessor, LINEIN, draIcd in
ut witch tile President drupt a tear, say
Ia. =. SCI how they mourn " wen were cNcrlast-
gpnc,'
ilankerchcrs wavd from the windcrS NV the
Inincnt r-Iectability ON the route. and Their wuz
! -prt Nv subioOd cnthDO>iaSm, q ~,rt NV half
HOurnin gladnis, eff may say -, wich wuz graft
Tyin.
We wuz Received by Gny'nor BrLIOCK. whose
N~elcuinc yOO." -cd bc, 4. To Massachusetts. Many
Presidents hev visited NUo England. and this
li-it. like their. cXcitc~ dcyUshcu u the loOniun
mi rrsTcck iJr them wicl. in their ofh~isl posi-
,hcn. rc~Jcck the government NV the whole cOun-
nv. Our dceirc j. To manifest our regard for
ihu-c whO. in oii-hel capacity. re~Icck the Ma
,hncl lOJuiun. wich J. To- Say. We rc>Icck the
YOonion. | trust the President will STAY
Jng cnuF u enable IA tO manifest our high regard
the Presidents face frightened up)
rOoE oITi- (the President turned irightiully red.