Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-05-01
"The Ham and Japheth Free Academy
for the development Nv the in
telleck Nv all races ire
spective NV COLOR

telleck Nv all ire
spective Nv color"
Bascom he'd a series Nv resolooshens
wich he desired to present. He sed It
mite be looked upon ez strange that
he shood favor the concentrashen NV
free niggers at the Corners, but he he'd
good and sufficient reasons First he
he'd faith that constant contact with
the Board wood bring EN- to the pint
Nv patronizin his bar. but if it didn't
he knowd perfectly well that the
Board and Fakulty wood manage to
git all they he'd, for board and t%ooition,
witch he wuz perfectly certain he'd git
in the end. Wat he wanted wuz- peo-
pie hereto yoose a illustration bor-
rered from his biznis, the ofishels NY
this Institoot III the funnel through
wich the wealth NV all Nv EN- wood be
conducted to his Golfers
ReSoLUed That the name Nv the South .
ern Military and Classlkle Institoot be
changed to 1.-THE Ham and Japheth Free
Academy, for the Development Nv the
inteliek Nv all races, irrespective Nv color.
Resolved, That in this change, we, the
Board and Directors, do SO, assertin,
l. That in this emergency we are justi-
fed in doubtin whether Noer got tite at
all, the statement in the Skripters to that
bein undoubtedly an error NV the transla-
tors
2. That efhe did git lite, he didn't cuss
Ham at all.
8. That eff be did cass Ham, the cuss
wuzn't intended to extend beyond Canaan
at the furthest, and hence his defendants
go scot free.
4. That eff the curse wuz really and troo-
ly intended to attach to all nv Hams de-
sendents, irrespective Nv color, to the end
Nv time, it haint Nv no effek in Kentucky,
ez that State hez alluz III irrespective Of
any code 'ceptin SIGH ez bez bin adopted
by her Legislacher.
ResoLUed, That eff Massachusetts and
Vermont, and Northern Illinois, and the
Western Reserve, in Ohio, are honest in
their professions Nv love for the negro,
they will come down with donashuns to
assist in the completion nv the Academy.
Deekin Pogram didn't know about all
this. He he'd bin edikated in Ham and
Hager, and wuz a bleever In 0nesimus.-
He doubted.
Bascom replied that he wuz surprised at
the Deekin's obtoosnis. First eff they did
vote with the Abljsnonist we wuz no
worse, off ez that wuz what they proposed
to do any how. Eff, on the other hand,
they didn't what then? The trouble with
IN now is, they know too much. 'let
EN-, sed Bascom, warmin up, "let EN- as
sociate with US a year, let EN- vote with US,
ct settry, and in twelve months they're
precisely fitted agin to be servance unto
Their brethren" Look" sed he, sat the
Northern Dlmocrasy and see to what we
may hope to bring these men in time"
But little more dizziness was transacted.
Beverly Nash, Of South Caroliny, was
unanimously called to q Professership, and
a young gentleman nv color who, from
his strong resemblance to Elder Gavitt,
ought to hev bizness capacity, wuz unani-
mously elected a member Of the Board
The yoonyun is perfect. Ham and ia
pheth hev shaken hands and are embra-
Gin each other.
May prosperity attend the nupchels and
may the issue be fortunate. 1 heV got
the disgust attendant upon the fust
chill and am consistently feelin we'll.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty, p. n.
witch is Postmaster,) and Professor in
the Ham and Japheth Free Academy
for the development Nv the intellect Nv
all races irrespective of color.