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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
Well Worth Readinr.

Who is there that does not desire to he ALWAYS
exempted from indigestion-to have a good ap
petite, painless stomach, clear Head, a regu.
lar pulse, a healthy complexion II this meets
the eye of any who are not thus blessed. let
them try HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BIT
TIERS. weguarantee that this delightful tonic
will restore any stomach, however weak. to a
healthy condition; that it will bring back the
truant appetite, and give permanent viror to
the whole system. The feeble and emaciated;
suffering from dyspepsia or indigestion in any
form, are advised, for the sake of their own
bodily and mental comfort, 10 try 1t. Ladies of
the most delicate constitutions testify to its
harmless and its restorative properties. Physi.
clans everywhere, disgusted with the adulter.
ated liquors Of commerce, describe II as the
SAFEST AND MOST RELIABLE ID
Oh an stomachics. Its effects are instantaneous.
l. aoes NOT require weeks Of dosing before its
,trtu are realized. Thousands sit down TO
.n es meals VOID Of appetite, eating because
Others eat. The food thus forced into the ston.
aeh does positive harm. Instead Of strengthen.
ing the system 1t engenders a variety Of all.
ments, which end in confirmed dyspepsia. -
H0STETTER'S STOMACH BTTTERs
taken regularly before meals win prevent an
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
Dr. sclseri IS,sN1andrake Pills
SuhSfifnfe for CalOmel.

D
These Pills are composed Of various 70
having the. power to relax the secretions Of I'll
liver as promptly and efsectually as blue pill or
merenry, and without producing any Of those
disagreeable or dangerous effects which often
follow the use of The latter.
In all bilious disorders these Pills may Dc usea
with confidence, as they promote the dlscnsfge
of initiated bile, and remove those oostrnctlohs
from the liver and hillary dncts, which are tne
cause Of bilious affections IN general CIT.
SCHENCK'S MANDRAKE PILLS cure SSh
Headache, and all disorders Of the Liver, lne'
Gated by sallow skin, coated tongne, costiS
drowsiness, and a general feeling OF wearin is
and lassitude showing that tho liver Is 10 y voi'
did or obstructed condition, zEz- ,.,.s,ar
In abort. these Pills may be used with adsa lt
tage ran eases when Q pufgatye or aiae's'i'e
medicine h required. ,L. y.n,0 ~
Plsase AK for .Dr. Schenck's Mandrake rms,
and obserye that the two likenesses OF the DOC
tor are on the Government stamPIpone Wei =,
the last stage Of Consumption, ana tne otner III
hi sdg,d bv ali Druggists and Dealers. Price IS
cants per box. Principal once, NO. Id North
ctb Street Philadelphia Pa.
General wholesale Agents DeInas Barnes
To OF park Row, New York =. s. Hance, 10e
baltimore st. Baltimore Nd; John ID. Park, N.
y cor. of Fourth and Walnut St, Cincinnati,
Ohio; Walker & Taylor, 13i and 1876 Wabash
Avenue Chicago, Ill. Collins Brothers, south:
west corner Of Second and Vine Streets, ST!
Louis, Mo. oct244th Soth W My
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

eMAN AND WoMAN.-Men love things,
as facts, possessions and estates; and
women, persons; and while a man re-
CARDS only abstract scientific acts, a
woman looks only at the person in
whom they are embodied. Even in
childhood the little girl loves all imita-
ton of humanity, her doll, and works
for it; the boy gets hobby horse or
t.ols, and works with them. But the
noblest quality wherewith nature has
endowed woman for the good of the
world is love-that love which seeks no
sympathy and no return. The child is
the object of love and kisses and watch
ing, and answers them only by CON-
plant and anger; and the feeble crea-
ture THAT requires the most repays the
least. But the mother goes on, her love
only grows stronger the greater the
need and unthankfulness of its object;
while fathers prefer the strongest OF
their children, the mother feels more
love for the feeble and garrulous. .
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
Wonderful but True,

Madame REMINGTON, the world-renowned
Astrologist and Somnambulistic Clairvoyant
while in a clairvoyant state, delineates the very
features of the person you are to marry and by
the aid of al instrument of intense power, known
as the Psychomotrope, guarantees to produce 8
perfect and lifelike picture of the future hus
band or wife of the applicant, with date of mar
rage. occupation, leading traits of character
&c. This is no imposition, as testimonials with
out number can assert. BY stating place o
birth, age, disposition. color of eyes and hair
and enclosing fifty cents, and stamped envelspt
addressed to yourself, YOU win receive the pic
ture by return mail, together with desired infor
nation.
Address in confidence. MADAME GERTRUDE
REMINGTON, p. q. Box a97, WEST Troy, N. Y.
MARI 3eO&w
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Know Thy Destiny.

MADAME Z. +. THORNTON, the great English
Astrologist, Clairyoyant and Psychometri.
clan, who has astonished the scientific classes Of
the Old World, has now located herself at Hud.
son, n. Y. Madame Thornton possesses such
wonderful powers Of second sight. as to enable
her TO impart knowledge of the greatest import.
lnce to the single or married Of either sex.
While in a state Of trance, she delineates the
very features Of the person you are to marry,
and by the aid Of an instrument of intense
power, known a. the Psychomotrope, guaran:
tees 10 produce life-like picture of the future
husband or wife Of the applicant, together with
date of marriage position in life, leading traits
of character, &c. This is ne humbug, as thous-
ands of testimonials can assert. She will send
when desired a certified certificate, OF written
guarantee, that the picture is what Il purpurts
to be. BY enclosing small lock OF hair, and
stating place ofbirth, age, disposition and com.
plexion, and enclosing tfty cents and stamped
envelope addressed TO yourself, you will receive
the picture and desired information by retuI n
mail. All communications sacredly confiden.
tial Address in confidence, MADAME Eff,
THORNTON, 7. .. Box sE3, Hudson, " Y.
msrsSecd&w
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

A CORRESPONDENT al Rome thus de-
scribes the personal appearance of the
Pope: 81 met him the other day on the
via Angelica, apleasant shady street
that runs out north under the waves OF
the Vatican, where he had gone, as is
his wont, to take an evening drive. He
generally drives out between five and
six o'clock. goes out few hundred rods
and then dismounts and walks. l saw
him walk over mile, and then disap-
pear from sight, still walking, while
his carriage followed on behind he
walks with a totter peculiar to Ola
age, and with considerable stoop' anu
vet with not a little rapidity and ener-
gy. 1 am bound to say Plus IN has
the pleasantest face / have seen in En-
rope; his good nature amounts to q
weakness, and his hesitation is said to
give his counsellors much trouble"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
THE CHILD'S CURE.
LaughIin'S Infant Cordial,

FOR CHILDREN TEETHING. .
An astonishing fact, that the largest number
of deaths occur among children. A fact that
while teething children are in constant pain.
A fact that during that period nothing will re-
lieye them sooner or more efectually than
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT COhDlAL.
Mothers, do not see them suffer.
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Mothers relieve their sufferiugs by
THE INFANT CORDIAL.
Teething is greatly facilitated by
THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Fretfulness and Wakefulness cured
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Cholic and Pain cured instantly
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Summer Complaint cured
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
No Sleep lost. No Crying Baby II you
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL
Every bottle warranted to please or price re
funded. Prepared only by a. o.. =.
LAUGHLIN, SMITH & CO.,
feb2i Druggists, Maip street, Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

AN old Irish officer, after a battle, or
dered the dead and the dying to he
buried pell nell. Being told that some
were buried alive and might be saved.
''oh, bedad," said he, if you were to
pay attention to what they say, not one
of them would allow that he was dead"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

ADurcHMAN from the profane city OF
Rotterd-m, but, at present residing in
Hoboken, recently took occasion Gas 1T
were" to kill his dog-the dog having
killed one of his sheep. After shooting
him until he was extremely defunet,
our Teuton took club aud commenced
beating the brute's brains out. Neigh
Dor smith come along, and asked:
"What are you pounding the dog for'
don't you see he's dead !"
"Yes," answered Hotzsweitzer, "but
mean to let him know that there's q
hereafter"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

Il CANNOT conceive, my dear, what's
the matter with my watch. l think il
must want cleaning" exclaimed an in.
dulgent husband to his better half the
other day. "No, pa" said his petted
little daughter, 81 know it don't want
cleaning, because baby and washed il
in the basin ever SD long this morning.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

WISE men say nothing in dangerous
times. The lion called the sheep to ask
her if his breath smelt. She said cay"
and he bit off her head for fool. He
called. the wolf, and asked him. He
said, ''No," and he tore him to pieces for
a l2tterer. At last he called for the
fox and asked him. Truly said he,
81 have got a cold and cannot smell"
The fox knew what he was about.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
Free TO EVERYBODY

A large PIP. Circular, giving information Of
the greatest importance to the young of both
sexes. .......
IL teaches how the homely may becOme beau
tiful, the despised respected, and the forsakeD
loved.
No young lady or gentleman should fail to
send their address. and receive copy post
paid, by return mail Address
p Drawer, 81,
mar.r3. eod&w Troy, n. Y.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

A PRIEST was called upon to pray
over the barren fields of his parishon-
ers. He passed from one enclosure to
another, aud pronounced his benedic-
ton, until he came to n most un-
promising case. lie surveyed the
sterile acres in despair. "Ah,' said
he, brethren, no use to pray here this
needs manure.n
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

THERE is remark of Buttons so
trite and apropos, that we must be en-
cused for repeating it. allow much
useful knowledge" said this famous
naturalist and philosopher, sis lost by
the scattered forms in which it is ush-
cred 70 tho world! How many solitary
students spend half their lives in max
ing discoveries which had been perfect.
cd century before their time. for want
of condensed exhibition ct what is
known"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
The Rest Tonic.

Caswell, Hazard & Cos Combination of Iron,
Phosphorus and Calisaya, known as Ferro-Phes
pherated elixir of Calisaya. The iron restores
color TO the blood; the Phosphorus renews wastes
OF the nerve tissue, and the Callsaya gives n
natural, healthful tone to the digestive organs:
Ono pint contains the virtue OF one ounce OF
Calsaya, and one teaspooniul grain of Iron
and Phosphorus.
Manufactured by
CASWELL, HAZARD g. CO, New York.
For sale by all druggists. apri-mw&s-eow&w
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

WEARY PILGRIM as you wend your
way through the hot and dusty streets,
ifyou should chance to pass the corner
of Fourth and Monroe streets, don't fail
TO stop and take q glass of the ice cold
and Sparkling Soda Water to be had at
f. Bookings drug store.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

CHILDREN are queer customers. What
ever one don't expect them to say they
are pretty sure TO holt out. The last is
of q boy of six summers, who surprised
his mother with the remark:
81 have three fathers"
"who are they ?" was the maternal
inquiry.
my father who buys me clothes is
one, George Washington, the father of
our country, is another, and our Father
who art in Heaven is another
Mamma drew a breath of relief
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

An IRISH ABSENTEE.-One of these
gentlemen is said 20 have sent this
comforting message to his steward ::
"Tell the tenants that no threats to
shoot you will terrify me-"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

BRITISH sailors are thirsty set. One
of that class used to subsist on q daily
allowance of twelve glasses Of rum, one
and a half up to two gallons of beer,
and few glasses of brandy by way of
variety.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
Odbert,s Cholera Antidote

A speedy sure and certain cure for Cholera,
Diarrhea Dysentery, Flux, Cholic and Cramp
ing Pains Warranted to cure in every case
1T Is PREsCRIBEp BY PHYSICIANS.
a. ). Robertson, Eaton's Station, W. Va,
says it is worth its weight ingod.
s. T. Bennett, Cincinnati, Ohio, says it curt
him of Cholera. 1874 49,
1t is recommended by J. A. Metcalf, Iron
Merchant; Robert Guy; John Donlon, T. ID. 4
Co.; Louis Manners; Geo. K Jingle, Maxwell
& Jingle John Barton, Belmont Mills; Samuel
Laughln, Wholesale Druggist; Jas. Launderi
JOS. s. Norton; ]. II. Rodgers, Con b. & o. l.. Il.
iel
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

IL prosperity we are apt to feel too
independent 1t is when We stumble
in dark and difficult ways, beneath star
less skies, that wefeel and acknowledge
the blessings of life.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

A LADY leaving home was thus adj
dressed by her little boy: "Mama, will
you remember and buy me penny
whistle and let it be a religious one,
so can use it on Sunday"
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'NBWADvERTIsEMENTs
IIoHN,s caURCH.

fr,HE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
hsyirf formally received his psfmission for
III congfegatien Of s John to use the q. s.
Eourt Room Custom HOuse--until tina LIST OF
gsnnary. 1864 the services viii be continued
there every Sunday until the New Church is
fiuished-which it In confidently expected viii
be early in December.
Morning service, lOa; Evening, H.
The SUNDAY School 1msets ut 9 A. NJ, and its
privileges ara open 70 all children, whose pa
rents viii see that they give their sole attention
20 the instruction and lessons here set before
them. - REV. w. ID. AoBhuW, Z
iufy27In Rector.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

ONE charge in a lawyers bill against
a client was "For waking up and
thinking of your business, s..
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TOWN TRIPLES.

New ADVERTISEMENTS adyer-
tisement headed est Johns Church"
Notice.. o. G. T. committee meet
ing this evening. ......
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"SALLY, how Go you like your new
place Is it a religious family ~
We'll, rather guess it is, they always
have beans on Sunday"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

JOSH BILLINGS says: Margin for
love may be little risky, but it is so
honest that Cod kant help but smile
at it,"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

WHEN Your wife is silent, hold the
baby for her. Perhaps it is as much as
she can do to hold her tongue.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

A JoURNEYMAN blacksmith says he
has been striking for hire wages these
twenty years, with uniform success.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

WAS Adam the first person created oil
was Eve the first Maidi
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BY the Use Of ....r..r..
CHASTEllAR'S
White Liquid Enamel,

F0R IMPROVING AND BEAUTIFYING
L the complexion. me- e. a-.
The most valuable and perfect preparation in
use, for giving the skin q beautiful pearl like
tint, that ia only found in youth. II quickly re.
moves Tan, Freokles, PImples,5 Blotches Mgth
Patches. Sallowness, Eruptions, and all impuri.
ties Of the skin, kindly healing the same, leay,
ing the skin white and clear as alabastcr- Its
use can not be detected by the closest scrutiny,
and being avegetable preparation Is perfectly
harmless. 1t Is the only article of The kind
Partisan "a Indispensable to a perfect toilet
Upwards Of 30 0d0 bottles were sold during the
past year, sufficient guarantee Of its efficacy.
Price only IS cents. Sent by mail, postpaid on
receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS & CO., Chemists
2s5 River ST., Troy, n. Y.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
In the Spring aud Summer
Months,

The system naturally undergoes change, and
HELMBoLps HIGHLY CONCENTRATED EXTRACT or
SARsArARILLA is an assistant of the greatest
value. ie5w&sIm
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Prices from 500 to $1,000.

There cemeth glad tidings ofjoy TO all,
To young and 90 old, to great and to small;
The beauty which once WIS so precious and rare.
Is free for all, and all may be lair.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27
BANKS.
Merchants National Bank
OF WEST VIRGINIA.
Capital Paid In, $500, 900

Capital Paid In, ...S3OO,O0O.
THIS BANK SUCCEEDS TO THE
i business of the Merchants and Mechanics
Bank of Wheeling" 1t is n Designated DEPOSIT
tory and Financial Agent of the United States,
and is prepared to do legitimate Banking bust.
ness.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT CRANGLE. ~.
DmScToRs-Thomas Sweeney, l.. ). Delaplain,
Jas. e. Atheson, John Donlon, Jacob Berger, A.
Allen Howell, j. Nelson Vance, James Dalzell.
janl7-ly 5. BRADY. Cashier.
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NOTICE.
Trotting MatcIi--$4OO

MILE HEATS, IN TO HARNESS.
Jos. Hughes enters Sorrel Mare, Mountain
Rose. "
Jas. Vernon enters Gray Gelding, Flying
Cloud.
To take plaee on Island Fair Ground, Satnr'
day, 27th, at "a p. NJ. 0mnibuses leave Sprigg
Honse Mcclure House and Grant House, ut
o'clock. -...-. = TT 1850 80
Admission to the Grounds: .:..........2 5c.
do inclndine omnibus fare .35c.
T;ctets ran he had of Henry Shallcross, and
nj the gate. a spirited and interesting contest
NAV be expected. HUGHES & VERNON,
ine6ot Lessees.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-27

EVERETT HOUSE.
North Side of Union Park, N. Y.
n HIS HOUSE Is KEPT ON THE Ell
j ropean plan; it Is within three minutes
ride (by horse cars) of the New Haven
Railroad Depet, convenient to all the principal
places of amusement, and for Summer travellers
Every room is provided with running ~~tsr-
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SWAMI HOUSE,

SWAMI HOUSE,
PARKERSBURG, W. VA,
THE ONLY FIRST CLASS no.
i TEL In the city, and the most conveniently
located as tn the Railroad Depot and Steamboat
Landing. This House has been recently en-
larged and newly fitted up. Water is drawn
from the Ohio River by Steam suction, forced in
a tank on top of the building from which the
House is supplied with PURE SOFT WATER.
Ii is heated throughout with steam and all the
modern improvements attached.
Bills MODERATE, and attention THOROUGH.
marI4-y j. WIN. DENT, Proprietor
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rVHR STANDARD ORGAN FOR
i Churches, Sabbath Schools, Parlors, and the
Home Circle. Containing the Reyerberating
Sound Box Improved Knee Swell, Tremolo, and
Deep Manuel Sub Bass with from two to SIX.
teen stops Finished in thirty different styies,
in elegant cases.
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Cell.mission Nofice


I'D dered n this a tbe May tsrm q Inc cirgi'
Court Of Ohio County. STATE Of West virgle,.
u Wzs aatadgsd. ordered aud deereed that az "a.
cause ee referred % I. Commissions Of ~ y.
purchaee inoaey Of fhs Merchant eesl prvpertJ
IN the Bal and proeeedinzs mentioned, sold ~
Conveyed By complainant 70 defendants and sse
AZ Peymsnts made thsreon by Che defepdznfs =
either OF them 70, the Complainant and ID
smoaut Of sach paymenss. ssvsfslly. and ~ ~.
defendants and tie sxgrsgats thereof and ths
balance Of said purchase ri0Dey due or acrruinf
due, and when dse and payable and the intsfssi
thereon, together WITH an oehsr matters dsesee
pertinent By himself 90 required By fss psrtls
and fhst he make due reported MS procesdiss'
70 tbeCOpft ftln-l-sL b. l..f.r-l All :
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rIlME MOST COMPLRTEA ssORT'
j ment Of Toilet Articles, Perfumery, Fancy
Soaps, Hair Brushes and Combs, 90. 70 be
found in the city is at L. BOOKINGS, No. !
Odd Fellows Hall. iuly25
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Terms, by Mail, in Advance
DAILY REGISTER.

I'm. war 81 50 Three months. ~
S SiT mSontis One month";.
IN st-gscRBRRs IN THE CITY.
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The Gravest nIalndIcs
OF YOUTH AND EARLY MANHOOD

OF YOUTH AND EARLY MANHOOD,
Howard Association Essays, on the ply
siology of the passions, and tho errors,
abuses and diseases peculiar to tho first
age OF man, with reports on new methods
OF treatment employed in this institution.
Sent IN scaled letter envelopes, free Of
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HOUGHTON, Howard Association, Phila
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