The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1867-11-01
A Little Nonsense


I Which is the oldesttree inthe worid
4 The, elder tree Of course. Of 5ia1goron
f. The miner is hsppiest when his tri-
Inmphs are ore rg sssu o. d9idq a,
(! If mans wife is well. BRED he ne
yer wants any but-her. ..-..,-..,. ..,i,.
If you would get rid of your associ-
ations, lend money to the poor ones,
and borrow money from Che rich ones.
| The rock ahead-what a young hds-
band fOresees when the icradle is
Brought home.--P,tach.ai 81 .selafui
T. 1t has been ascertsined that the man
who "held on to the last was a shoe
maker.
| Somewhere in. the Old Testament it
is stated that the Jewish woman were
once punished for adornihg calf The
llesson has its warning? a70m on CTS s13
There is capital old gentleman in in
Providence who gives each of his chill
ldren 500, 900 ON their wedding-day.
'fFhis estimable trait cost him $500, 900
'aS' mon'p. gl ii 70 risd sa' ld 9,ftto
T. Horace Greeley recently used the
words Jupiter PluYius" in an editor
! Iial article, and they appeared the, next
morning IN print as "fnspector Phin-
ets.stj assFisd zEfistIssa 1eet PSI q
| 'The' only liberty cap" said clever
aud witty author, ''is a night-cap; in it
men visit; one-thir,l, of their lives, the
Hand Of sleePE.the only land where
they are always free and equal"
Dc madam, at what, price per yard do
you sell this broadcIoth~' asked VIII
liam Pennington Of a fair Miss. 'iFiivve.
dollars, sir~ You're a:,little DEAR"
I'Yes, replied the blushing maiden,
$50 all the young men tell me" =,
A Wealthy Cuban recently died in
New York, leaving all his property to.
his widow who was his second wife.
One of his sons by his first wife has
now married the widow and the for
tune, much to the disgust of his broth
ers. 5S-fi $685. 'ge1f'
rsA lady out with her little girl and
boy purchased him a rubber balloon.
which escaped him and flew up in the
air The girl seeing the tears. inpihis
eyes, said "Never mind, Neddy; when
you dieand do go to heaven you'll getiI
.it" go ,s,...' 80 - '9
& AT a school examination young
,tgro in defamation, who had been told |
BY the teacherthat he must gest:culate ]
according to the sense, in commencing
a piece With, "The comet lifts its fiery
tail, lifted the tail of his coatto hor-
izontaf position causing roars of laugh
Ter .sss7e siil .s,i7odias ssj 5ti bHE
looJn- a certain, school, during the par
sing lesson, the word "waif' occurred
in the sentence. The youngest boy, |
who was up, a bright-eyed little fellow,
puzEled-oyerthe word for a few mfnl
utes, land then a bright idea struck |
him r4 81 can parse it77positiye, Iwaif;
eompartiYe wafer, superlatiye, sealing
wax. " "''' '.''' 7''''''
! OF .nsl basl. lIis .biuog z.a 9it !
An industrious, .tradesman having
taken new apprentice, awoke him at a |
very early hour on The first morning
out that the family were sit
ting down to the table. fThank you," |
said the boy, as, he turned ever in the |
bed to adjust himself for new nsp-I
.'thank you, I never eat anything du-
ring the hight!s . ''o - p i' 7s''
.u'Archdeacon Paley, in one Of his fam
liar discoufses, touching upon the ex-
penses' brought upon husbands and IA
theP q in, the way of cambriesy and
sstins,. says; 81 neyer, let my women
Che spoke of Mrs. Archdeacon Paley
and the Misses PalGy) when they shop, |
take credit Iislways make them pay
read money, SIR ready imoney is such
a check suponithe Imagination sl}sias
as your horse gentle, Mr. Dabsterm
"Peffeetly, gentle, sir; the only fault he
has got lif fault it may be called) is a
playful habit of extending his hinder |
hoofs now and then."i by extendineYf
his hinder hoofs you don't mean kick
ing, l. AopeSf''s Some upeopleHealI at |,
kicking, ny, Green; but it's only 2
Slight reaction Of the MUSCLES dis
ease rat6er thai vi Vice" "''i'f ''''''i I
rott ssTnj 10 ERj sol josidHs 81 ui Fi5sH }
a gentleman one evening said to, a
lady, near Whom he was seated, aWhy |
is "a Romang unlike "a fhifroor /" She
gave itrupleF' Because, 7fssidd the raded
fellow, "a 4smrrorrefects without speak
ing, aud q woman speaks, without re-
tiecting." @Yery good" said she; |
snow answer me, why Is man tun1ike
aifnirrorip pqrI cannot -tells y5u.n aBe- !
cause the mirror is polished, and the
msnis not.n .n----~-~s
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20 A farmer who had employed a green
Emeralder, ordered him to give the
mule SOME corn In the ear. On his
coming in, the. farmer asked :. swell, |