Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-12-10


iculine mind to conceive.
On these occasions she arises to
pitch of serene dignity quite edifying to
contemplate. aHfs 49,
ss Therefore stay home and contem-
plate. ..gTssz-s ssst .s..--l--.s7
1T would do Blot himself good to see
| O'Lanus in her culinary glory.
She sometimes employs me in a small
way where there is no risk of spelling
anything. -. ~ :
Such as beating up eggs.
Grating nutmeg. ItT1 il
Or squeezing lemons.
Every little helps.
The dinner was success. The tur-
key was tender. the pumpkin pie just
right and everythipgAelseI lovely. ~
But there alwaysto-naerrow.
Then comes the reckoning.
Time and tide won't wait for anybody.
Which is sensible in Time and Tide,
because they would never make any pro-
gress if they did. zs. ecsE ss-5 =
The reliability of Time is the only
guarantee watcl,makers have of the per-
petuity of their business.
| Whether Time travels too fast or too
slow depends upon the situation from
| which the observation is taken.
If you ara serving out term in the
Penitentiary, Time moves on leaden feet.
But the moments of pleasure seem to fly
on golden wings. 5f 30
Days of;jubilee are no longer than or
dinary days. aa. sa5a
Perhaps Congress- might, while it is
reconstructing things, amend the almanac
so as to make holidays twice as long as
ordinary days. .1aelra7 -aa.7so' s'.s 5iei5 '
Or, as it might derange the planetary
system to change the hour of sunset, sup
pose two days are set apart for each hol-
iday.s 5b.s .1is gat 7'-y sei77s snisas isosr.' FL
One to be jolly in, the other to get
over it, " aisaiis " ass u ~
After holiday don't you always wake
up the next morning with sense of in
Jury, when you remember you have got
to go to work. 'Ei' si-a so"es
I do. a5's s4 7i ay.a 2 .',.
I havn't quite got over it yet. I didn'i
mean to write to You to-day, only
wanted to express this sentiment. which
is not original, being entertained by
every lazy person I know. SsJsu !.
1t is customary to despise lazy people
and hold them up as warnings to youth
Consequently this suggestion may moi
meet with the consideration it deserves
aud we shall keep on taking short holi
days and penance for them the day after
Either the turkey or the celery is SURE
to disagree with you; particularly if yo1
, take punch afterwards. ..-.f.-.---..1
Il Though have found the same efec
after champagne.
After Idevctlng one day to Thanks
giving you feel like growing all tn
next day. snT-ta--7su
I feel very much like growing a
. something. ~ = & - -
1t is no use growing at the weather.
Or at Congress. s.ey4ie., ,t=a9..sss
SO have concluded to indulge lonI
cherished animosity and growl at s
.9's -, =. ! THE BARRIERS. i s.
Iregard with distrust the whole rae
Iof BARRIERS. n -
= 'Teutonic, African or otherwise.
Samson's strength lay in his hair, th
? BARRIERS have made it out weakness.
If there is any affection to which
think I could become reconciled it
ii growing bald. - -iza s.',. :.
Il have sort of envy of baldheade
v old chaps-they are independent of tt
Is BARRIERS. l. i .a-ses..l - rs., % E: 20
!, You wouldn't catch me wearing wi
orbeihg seduced into trying any of thot
barbarous concoctions for bringing o,
= the hair. 81 1..
= The barber can't shave me. w.
, Have the pleasure of rubbing soap i
) my eye, brushing lather in my mout
lie and taking the end of my nose betwee
his thumb and finger. and scrape nj
e. respected scountenance with his vile rs
zor, while / am swathed in towels
. helpless as lamb at a sacrifice.
=. No, sir, struck for freedom when IL
BARRIERS struck for wages and went L
: to fifteen cents for a shave. and no
shave myself at trifing outlay for soa
Be But my hair will grow. - 5...
1t is, l fatter myself, a very respect
!, BILE head of hair,Cblack and glossy, al
9 highly becoming to my intellectual cou
tenance. a" 'a a'1
& But it is innocent of the slightest i
De clination to curl. H9
EiSe Not that this aflicts me at all. l a
o. o. sufficiently good looking without Il
aid of curls. ---. --...'.-..
r. In fact never attempted to make
= r curl. -5e
e NV mother tried it once when l was
r sweet little innocent.
IL, She thought if my hair was in rim
"a lets it would make me look more like
cherub.
She tried curling irons and curl pape
= but it was no go; not the slightest XII
~ could be produced. - .-. ),
IL !. explain this that you may und'
led stand my obligation to the BARRIERS.
Dill Straight hair can't be worn long a
". must be cut often. ..
/, !. This is why l can't cut the barbe
- There are some things man can't
He can't cut his own hair.
About once month / have to vi
9y the dens of these ogres. p
uI Unless you are very much on, yo
' guard they will shave you before y