The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-05-08

We like sale.day.
BUSINESS NoTIcEs-Attention is respect
fully directed to the following:
Mr.. D. Mower, being in receipt of a large
and judiciously selected stock of goods, in
Millinery, Dry Goods, and Groceries, at the
old Herald Office corner, which he has pur-
chased for cash, offtrs to this community an
opportunity which it will be we'll to accept.
His stock is fresh, large, and we'll assorted.
Mr.. Mower, is an experienced man Of busi-
ness, and an enterprising one, and deserves
liberal share of patronage. Call in and
examine his establishment.
By reference to advertisement it will be
seen that Mr.. J. B. Carwile offers a reward
of $40 for Flute which he has lost, or
which may have been stolen from him. 1t
is to be hoped that the person haviugit in
his possession, however he may have 'ome
by it, whether accidentally or dishonesty,
will return it to him. If the party prefers
it may be left at this Office, the reward paid,
and no questions be asked.
Agriculturalists can be supplied by Mr..
A. R. Cotton with all the latest, most i'm
proved and best implements and machinery
now in use. At his warehouse in Columbia
are to be seen a variety Of usrtU lubor say
ing machines, suitable and necessary to the
farmer, and which no one WHO wishes sue
cessfui7 to work his farm should be without.
Hesssells them too at manufacturers prices.
See advertisement.
MORE SplcE.-By particular request
We season our local with another sprinkle
of spice.
A man in Chicago has applied for a
divorce on the ground that for nineteen
years past his wife has regularly ''wol-
loped" him.
Served him right.
Whatever we may think of a woman's
right to vote and legislate, there can be
no dispute to her right to bare arms, and
the prcttier the better and more irrcsist-
able.
Our head is round on that.
A German paper says that a young
man recently married widow twice his
age, and he ascertaincd subsequently
that his wife has been his wet nurse.
Twice child.
"My opinion u.s." said a philosophic
old lady of much experience and obser-
vation, "that any man as dies upon wash
ing day, does it out of pure spite"
Make a note of it, ladies. It's so.
\ very learned young lady asked
for the loan of a diminitivc argcntious
truncated cone, convex. on its summit
and scmi-per' GRATED with symmetrical in
dcntations.
She wanted a thimblc!
\ lady lainted'a few days since in the
cars. \ medical gentleman present, who
went to her relief, exclaimed: Has any
gentleman flask of whiskey or brandy?"
Over thirty pocket pistols flashed in the
air at once.
She must have been a aspiritual medium.
Two men in Davenport, Ohio, claim
one woman as their ON lawful wife.
They have gone to law about it, and the
Judge is puzzled. The woman says she
dou't care which man she has, so she
gets one.
Goes to prove that "a man is man
for a that"
A Boston minister has been preaching
against filters. He said he couldn't shut
his eyes Oh the abomination any longer.
\ gay and gushing member of his congre-
CATION said she didn't wear 'em for shut
eyed people.
Mi ght have risked one eye on it.
At fourth of July celebration in Mr.
rion county, Illinois, young lady offered
the following toast:
The young men Of America: their
arms our support; our arms their reward.
Fall in--men! fall in!
You can stop clock at any moment,
but you cannot stop watch. The same
remark, my brethren, applies to the talk
Of q man and Of a woman. He is great
coarse, ugly machine, but you can silence
him. She is a beautiful, fragile, jeweled
thing, but she will run on until she stops
of herself
Yes, by thunder!
SpRNG.-The coming Of Spring has
been .heralded time and again. We be-
licved it, and so did many others; that