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Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1867-04-04

DIANOS, AMERICAN ORGANS
= AND MELODIANS.
The undersigned most respectfully announces
to the citizens of Towanda and vicinity, that he
has purchased the Music business of g. T. COLE,
and will hereafter supply any OF the above arti-
cles. together with
YIOLINS, GUITARS, ACCORDIANs,
STRINGS. &C,
on as good terms as they can be had elsewhere.
w. A. CHAMBERLAIN.
He IS also Agent for the
CELEBRATED AMERICAN WATCH
and has always on hand, good assortment CT
Swiss Watches, with general assortment of
JEWELRY AND FANCY GOODS,
Silver and Plated Ware of the BEST MANU-.
FACTURERS. which will be sold at unusually
low figures. A large variety OF Clocks just re-
ceived, among which may be found the Seth Tho
mas, which has no equal
REP AIRING AND JOBBIN
done with neataess and dispatch, and warrant
ed. To those who can't see, we would say 60 10
Chamberlain's and get pair of glasses that will
make on see well as ever Don't forget the
shop, nearly opposite the Court House
Dec. 1866. w. a. A.CHAMBERLAIN.
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1867-04-04

| Risks taken on all kinds of Properly al i,
low ratesas by any other reliable Companies
| aS- Policies issued and Losses, II any Ii.
justed at this Agency thereby saving the tro1Ds
and expense Of going elsewherestor settlemea:
80 Office at the Hardwhere Store OF Co,
| ding & Russell c. S. RUSSELL
Towanda, Feb. Z, lS66.--t
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1867-04-04

We have purchased these goods at the low.
esf decline In the market, and feel confident
tAat can give utmost satisfaction quality and
price.
Towanda, Oct I5, 1866.
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1867-04-04

FOR FAMILY USE,
Known as Safe and Reliable Rem edies, are war.
ranted for what they are Intended to sive salts.
faction, viz
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1867-04-04

All articles warranted as represented. Per
sons at distance can receive their orders by
stage or mail, which will receive prompt and
careful attention.
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1867-04-04

Alba Borough, April l5, 1866. Iy
Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1867-04-04

Medical advice given gyatuitously at the office,
charging only for medicine.
As- Thankful for past liberal patronage would
respectful ly announce TO his friends and til e
public, that no pains shall be spared to satisfy
and merit the contin uaton OF heir confidence
and patronage.
H. c. PORTER, NJ. D.
Dec. Is, lS66.-yr.
, 1867-02-01

Snow -SLIDE-Two LIVES LosT. - Seldom
more painful task has fallen to our lot than that
of penning this item, involving as it does the
record of the death Of two of our citizens. The
wind blew heavily and the snow drfted cores
pondngly on the 18th, 18th and l4th, piling up
immense drifts until along precipitous places
their own weight caused them to give way, and
in some instances with such power as to demol
lish everything less firm than the mountains
About quarter Of a mile up Long Gulch frem
Washington Street, on the south side, slide
occurred about eleven o'clock on Tuesday morn
ing which resulted in the instant death of two
brothers-Lewis B. and Il. II. Rogers They
occupied cabin on the opposite side of the
creek, but the gulch being narrow and the slide
a large one, it mostly landed over the channel
and completely covered and crushed in the cabin
in which the unfortunate brothers were living.
They were both found together with every indi>
cation that they were sitting upon a bench in
front Of the fireplace cooking their morning
meal. The chimney was of stone and thrown
upon them, which weight alSne would have
proved fatal. Letters placed in our possession
and written to the deceased reveal something of
their family. One of date No ID lO66 and
written at Morysvlle, California is from their
father, ]. P. Rogers, who left Owyhee In July
last. He is quite an old man with apparently no
other than the aid of his sons for support. lie
heard that his sons had taken up a ranch on
AAOuL SltNNs -AubtutI ltllcI Is udleu OTONllle,
California, Nov. u, 1866, and signed r. NJ.
Coates. We hear Of the deceased spoken of as
having been excellent men. They are reported
to have had several hundred dollars due them
from the Lincoln Co., for choppng wood. Some
forty dollars in coin was found in their pockets.
The news of this sad calamity will fall with dis
tressful weight upon their aged father
Incidental to this occurrence, it is proper to
state TINT the citizens of Silver aud vicinity
upon hearing of the slide-at once, to the mum,
Der of nearly two hundred, repaired to the
place with shovels and labored, with that might
only inspired by the hope of rescuing fellow
men from impending DEATH to exhume the un-
fortunates but, alas, after two hours hard
work, it was found that neither muscular effort
nor medical skill could avail more than develop
the facts as above given. The bodies were at
once brought 10 town and decenty washed and
attired for their last resting place. The funeral
took place on Wednesday, aud the bodies were
buried side by side in the same grave. The
funeral was largely attended and the last Offices
that could be paid the deceased were highly
creditabls to our community. - OWyhss ArG.
lGneke.
, 1867-02-01

nR. JULIEN PERRAULT, Doctor Of Mediciu, oi
~ the Faculty Of Paris. Graduate of the Uniyer.
" Queens College, and Physician of the ST. JOIN
Baptiste Society of San Francisco.
DR.. PERRAULT has pleasure to inform patients and
others seeking confidential medical ndyco. that hI
can be consulted daily at his office, Armory Hall
building, Northeast corner Montgomery and sacra.
mento streets, San Francisco. Rooms No. g. TO- Il,
first floor, up stairs, entrance on either MOntgomeU
or Sacramento streets.
DR.. PERRAULTs studies have been almost sreu.
sivey devoted to the cure of the various forms Of
Nervous and Physical Debility, the results of iHur.
Gus habits acquired in youth, which usually tefmin,
ate IN impotence and sterilty, and permanently in
duce all the coneomitants of old age Where secret
inhrmity exists involving the happiness of i. and
that OF others, reason and morality dictate the ne
cessy OF its removal, for it is fact that prematun
decline OF the vigOr Of mannoOd, matrimonial uu
happiness, compulsory single life, etc, have their
sources IN causes, the germ of which is planted 10
early life, and the bitter fruit tasted long aferE4n
patleHts luDOllug uuder ms complaint VIII c0mpdm
of one or more of the following symptoms; Noe.
turnal Emissions, Pains in the Back and Head
Weakness of Memory and S;g'.t Discharge from the
Urethra gong to stool or making water, The In
tellectual Faculties are weakened, Loss Of Memory
ensues Ideas arc clOuded, and there is dsncllns'
ton to attend to business, or even reading writing
or the society of friends, etc. The patient VIII pfo
ably complain of Dizziness, Vertigo, and the SghI
and hearing weakened and sleep disturbed BY
dreams, melancholy, signing palpitations, ialnmgSl
rheHma;ic pain, and numbness OF the body. Som'
of the most common symptoms are pimpes IN Che
face, and aching in different parts Of The bl'iy Pa
tients suffering from tins disease should apply In
mediatey to DIR PERRAULT, either in person OF y
letter, as he will guarantee cure OF Seminal Em+
sions and Impotence in six to eight weeks
Patients suffering from venereal diseases IN 'nI
stage, GOnorrhOca, Gleet, Structures, Bubo Ulcers
Cutaneous EuptOns, etc will be treated successful
ly. All Syphilitic and Mcrcurial taints entirely re-
moved from the system.
Dr.. PERRAULT's diplomas are in his office, Eheh
patients can see for themselves that they are uuyd
the care of a regularly educated practitioner. I'
best references given if required. II,
Patients suffering under chronic diseases can call
and examine for themselves. We invite invesugA
ton claim not to know eve Tything nor to eurs s'
cry body, but do claim that in all cases taken ID
der treatment we fulfill our promises. We parea
aTly request those who have tried this boosted doe
TOR, and that advertised ply scian till out ind
discouraged, TO call upon US.
Low chHrges and Quick cures.
Ladies suffering with any complaint inedenalh
their sex can consult the doctor with the assurSnH
of relief
, 1867-02-01
M e DICAL INsF1pUT>
QUICK CURES AND MoDERA Tp cr

DR. L. c. KINNEY's Private Msa,.-,
IL gical Institute, Walla walIa. bsIs nd s.,
of town. Office at the Oriental Hotel mile ~
Established expressly to affcrd the ss,.,-
and scientific Medical Aid in the treS,D,aed soV
of all Private and Chronic Diseases SvrsGlie and a.
cases OF secrecy, and all Sexual diseases ute eas
TO THE AFFLICTED
DIR. KINNEY returns his thanks -
Gus patlehts TOT their patronage since lo1ss nans
inlsSs, ana takes this method of notifyin~ ,e III
lie that he has leased the large an5 'suE a lhepUE
building of Mr.. Joseph Hellmutb ~ SSG99anodiao 9a
and has had the same fitted up for tSs nns sh stus
Hospital, with every comfort for the !. Palposthi
tion of those who require Medical or sS,S;snd snd Ia
ance. surgical lSr
Special attention will be paid to afFect;o,, !. :,
Lungs, Liver, Digestive Organs, KiSnsos da
senses Of the Genito Urinary Organs y and b.
private nature will receive promnt .,,.SHNoefdeaV
managed successfully. Diseases ;ss'ennoo nj
and children will receive bis unremi,,sS % eN NOnst
also, affections Of the eye and ear, and IN 1ealsu
malaaies nia TO Which hnman flesh is heir viii esH y
Letters from persons unable personaIiv 1.
nieate with the DR.. accompanied by n. S,SoS @9S9'
will receive prompt attention. '"' uaoal IT,
The Doctor would state that he has h.,
renee OF more than thirty wears in treatiny eie
disease occurring in Northern and Soutbsrs Ses
besides, having enjoyed a large hosnitaiH elnlsj
both in civil life, and with our army n ~ Pfaeta
War-where he was s1rgeOn in the armv Aenot
II too often occurs that persons reonirin. N =, ,
aid, arriving here from the various min;DIs NEEDED
the upper country, at the instance of s.Ayah WIS i
induced to go to San Francisco, thnkihs NV ~ ~
&tS III n2t vtRta ttRFtaug an dffheeettmpt st W.,
time and money. To show that there ID po y ot
70 do this, the Doctor refers to parties whoe
trerted. and those now under his care in b.s us nH
There is number of persons to whom X. IL
authorized to refer. who were cured bv bir n A.
having been treated by other physcis3.' '1u .s sla
obtaining any relief Making the treatms1t oouI
mic diseases speciality, aud fully provided WSiS IoiS
the appliances of modern science, Dr Issi. nlu
ranted in guaranteeing permanent and snssS, r Alr
in even the worst cases. To him the saB;e,ss Su, n
apply in full confidence of obtaining relief ca
Remember the address,
80 DIR. L. c. KINNEY
o4-u Walla Walla WI
, 1867-02-01
A Menagsrie of Drunknrd..

The most foolish predicameut man can get
into is to get drunk. In drunkenness every
man shows his strongest side, and most ar
dent passion There are six kinds Of drunk>
ards, and if you will 90 into a city drinking
place where there are a dozen men under the
influence of liquor you will be sure to find
these six different characters, representing
different animals.
The first is ape>drunk; he leaps, and sings
and yells, aud dances, making all sorts of
grimaces and cutting up all sorts of "moukey
shines" to excite the laughter of his fellows
o! terribly silly is the drunken clown.
The second is tigerS6runk. lie breaks the
bottles, breaks the chairs, breaks the heads
of his fellow carousers, and is full of blood
and thunder. His eyes are fred with ven
geance and his soul raves with murderous
fury. Ofthis sort are those who abuse their
families
The third is hog drunk. He>rolls in the
dirt on the floor, slobbers aud gsf9nts, and
going into the street makes his bed iu-tbe
FIRST ditch or filthy corner he may happen to
fall into. He is heavy, lumpish and sleepy
aud cries in a gruutiug way for little more
drink.
The fourth is puppy drunk He will Weep
for kindness, and whine his love aud hug
you in his arms, and kiss you with his slobs
berry lips, and proclaim how much he loves
you. You are the best man he ever saw. and
he will lay down his money or his life for
you.
The 6flh is Owl-drunk. He is wise in his
own coneeit No man must differ with him
for his word is law. He is true 10 politics,
and IN all matters he must be takeu as au,
thority. His arm is the strongest, his voice
the sweetest, his horse the Aeetest, his turr
nips the largest, his town the finest Of all in
the room or land
The sixth and last animal of our memg>
erie is the fox drunk man. He is crafty,
ready to cheat you if he can. Keen to strike
bargain, leering around With low cunning,
peeping through cracks, listening under the
caves, watching tor some suspicious thing
sly as fox, sneaking as a wolf. he is the
meanest drunkard Of them all
, 1867-02-01
M1alla &alla Statesman.
FRIDAY EvENIEG, February 1. 1867.



John was sitting rad aad weary, in his ParlOr dark
and dreary;
sary Ann was in the kitchen, making fitters by the
score
When he called her from her IsbOrs, in tone that
reused the BeighboS,
Telling her to bring his bitters, as she'd often done
before
When to bis astonshsd vision she appeared within
the door,
Eehoing "BittOrs 7 Hevermore.7
"Ah, you little angel beauty, It's your sworn, your
To obey your thiisty husband you've always done
before
&c. by Heavens get the bittOrs leave those evcrast
ing frtters,
Leave them to fry and craOkle, though the lard Is
boiling DER"
When she gasped to him in whisper "Cease your
orders eYermore
I'll obey them neYcrmore."
"Won't you then, by POUNDS, III take you to the
prison where they'll make you,
Where yOnr friends will all forSake you till my par
don you implOre -
"Ahl indeed" she said replying and she seized the
And was fereey at him flying as be rushed without
And as asTcely him commanding "thsrs to enter
Most emphatic "nevermore!"
Soon he saw how much mistaken, and how wrong
the course he'd taken,
30 he begged like fOrsaken. "sary please unbot
the door,
"sary meier go to prison, all was hers and naught
was hiZzen."
Some new light had in him rizsn, never shining
there before
sarys rights the light of reason, dawned when thus
without the door
Light to guide him evermore.
Now, most costly together they pass the winter
weather,
Not breeze to stir feather; in discourse as here
tofOre;
When no wants his hat, its sary please to get our
hat, my deary,"
And of this he meier grows weary, swears he will
not evermOre;
sary makes his law and gospel and shall make it
eVermOre;
'Ganst it he robe no more
, 1867-02-01

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, 1867-02-01
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, 1867-02-01
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clio KEARNY STREET.
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, 1867-02-01
Dissolution.

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ting berween STARK q KING. in the LEW
ISrON AND WALLA WALIA STAGE LINE, has
been dissolved by mutual consent. Mr.. King will
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debts due the late hm.
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, 1867-02-01
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, 1867-02-01
Ia the Matter of the Estate Of b N. Sexton

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN BY THE UhDhSt hl.St
IN signed Executnx Of The last will and tesps;ss
oI B. N. Sexton, deceased, to an Persons no'. -
claims against said estate, TO present the ssne
quired by law, or said claims will be forever os.rs
And all persons indebted n said estate are heIsy
quired 70 come forward and pay said indeo,,Ng
STELLA B. SEXTON.
Exeeuttix Of the Estate Of B. sexton, deee,sS
Walla Walla, W. 7. January llthi 1885, 30 50 -
, 1867-02-01

A tiPsy lOafer mjFtOok globe lamp with
letters on it, for ihsqueen of night. 6In be
blessed. said he, ut somebody hain't stuck
an advertisement on the moon"
, 1867-02-01
loFFIcIAL.1
LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES,
Passed at the Second Session of the Thirty
Ninth Congress.
IPrRL1c-No.2.

- Ninth Congress. T.
TPUBLIc-No.2.1 G-E1
An Acr to amend an act entitled "An act grant
ing lands to the State of Oregon TO aid In the
construction Of a military road from Eugene
City to the eastern boundary of said State. "
Be IL resolved By the Senate and House Of Repre-
sentdtires Of The United States of Ameriea in Cons
gress assembled, That an act entitled "An act
granting lands to the State of Oregon to aid in
the construction Of a military road from Eugene
City to the eastern boundary of said State" be
amended as follows That there be, and is
hereby, granted to said State, for the purposes
aforesaid, such odd sections or parts Of odd
sections not reserved or otherwise legally ap-
propriated, within six miles on each side of
said road, to be selected by the surveyor gen.
eral of said State as shall be sufficient to sup
ply any deficiency in the quantity of said grant
as described, occasioned by any lands sold or
reserved, or to which the rights Of pre-enption
or homestead have attached, or which for any
reason were not subject to said grant within the
limits designated in said act.
Approved, December 20, 1866.
WIT.-Why is love like Scoth plaid? 1t
is all stuff and generally crossed.
What man is keener than razor7 A
sharper.
Why is swearing like a ragged coat3 1t
is bad habit.
In what color should a secret be kept? In
violet.
What is the latest aud sweetest thing in
bonets? The ladies to be sure.
What is the difference between an editor
and wife One sets articles to rights and
the other writes articles to set.
Why is selfish friend like the letter P !?
Because, though he is the first in pity, he is
the last in help. ~
, 1867-02-01
DIVoRcF Nor1cE.

TERRITORY OF wAsHiHGToN, SS
WALLA WALLG COUNTY.
In the District Court, FYrst Judicial Dis:rief'
Jemima Ann Barnes, Plaintiff,
Va.
Michael Barnes, Defendant.
TTNO MICHAEL BARNES. Deft: You are hereu
Il notified that JENNA ANN BARNES, PIT. ~
hled complaint atiinst you in said Court, shlse
will come ON to be heard at the first term Of ". ~
court, which shall commence more than two monIssSt
ater the 4th day Of Januafy, 1867 (or the sane W
be heard at Chambers before Hon. J. 3. Wyels.,
raid term and answer, the same will Sc taken Dn
fessed, and the prayer thereof granted. The eeeSS
and payer Of said complaint Is 10 dissolve the 49,
OF matrimoDy existing between Plaintiff aDd DsI'I y
dant, aud to give 10 Plaintiff the and eustooJ
the children Of Plaintiff and Defendant -ss
Complaint filed December Slst, 1866.
LASATER q LANGF0RD.y
Sim Attorneys for Plainll..-
, 1867-02-01
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The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1867-04-25

confirmation of sale March Term,
1857; motion to retax cost in case
of Pratt VS.. Dowd; motion of Rey.
nolds on priority lein, and general
fight on distribution, with $194 of
costs taxed in case, most of which
was after the decree; besides, we
pay an assistant attorneys fee out
oft. Mrs. Dowd don't, or did not
complain, but stated it was salts.
factory.
The fact is, if We were the writer
Of the article in question and
could not find anything else to
charge on a nelghbor, we would
hide our head in shame, before we
would get down to such a mean,
low, dirty business. But every
person can, and does see through
the motives of the corrupt, lying
clique who act and control this So
called Democratic Enquirer. 1t is
on a par with lies they have cir
culated all over the county, in re
gard to our business and political
acts. We ask the Democracy to
receive these tales, from these Of
ficials and demagogues, who will
missrepresent all men who do not
endorse their acts, no difference
what they may be, with due allow
ance. We here say the Democracy
Of Vinton, that we don't work nor
vote to elect men to office to act
the rascal. And, further, so long
as We have any control of Press,
and tongue to talk, we will expose
every Democrat who betrays the
trust we place in him, much quick
er than we would an opponent
AS to these personal matters, we
care nothing about them, especial
ly when they come from such
sources of rascality and corruption,
as does the article in this sewer of
filth and feted morals. The citi-
zens of Vinton know us to we'll to
be deceived by these demago-
CUES, Of our own party.