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THE AMERICAN Combination Buttsnhole over
scanning and Sewing achiue Company, now
pushing their business tremendously to keep pace
with the demand tor their machines. They have
brought the quality and finish OF their workmanship
to great perfection and defy all competition
SalesropTns the corner of Eleventh and Chestnut
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"suFFER LITTLE CHILDREN TO COME UNTO ME'-
80 say the Washington Library Company, in their
appeal in behalf OF the Riverside Instltute-R home
for soldiers and sailors orphans. The shares, selling
at one dollar EACH going Off rapidly. Office, No.
1905 Chasnut atreeE
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Heavy Plaid ClOakiDgs.
Green and Black PlNids.
Hyde Park ClORkings.
NorwAlk CloAkIngS.
White CloRkiDgs.
Dark ColOrs VelourS.
Brown Velveteen.
Black Velveteen.
Black Trlcots.
Black DOeskins.
Black Beavers.
Black ChnchIllAs.
Brown ChinchlllAs.
Blue Chinchillas.
Light ColOrs ChinchiliaS.
Oolored Velvet Beavers eJOe.
FROSTED BEAVERS
OF extra good quality, in all the styles.
CAsSIMRR VS..
Animmense stock, every make style and prioe:
TaIlors suppIled at trade prioes tAhors Innings "a
every kind.
Finest display we have ever Ohered'
CLOAKS.
Now opepinE daily. New Winter Styles
ROYS' CLOTHING. [STstuth
upparalleed assortment OF Strlc ly fine garments,
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FINE CoNFECTIoNs.-AJ George W. Jenkins,
No. 1887 Spring Garden street, can be obtained
foreign fruits, nuts, almOno s, ETC., as well as
nne assortment of cOnfections. Jenkins is
worthy of q call.
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Mr.. Morgan Smith, the oolored actor, was
only moderately successful at Belfast,
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"THE COUNTRY SAFE" and glad of 1t;
indeed, always felt it would be. ana in that be
lief we have laid in large and beautiful stock OF Fall
and Winter Clothing for sthe patriots Charles
Stokes d Co., First class Ready made Clothiers,
CheSnnt street. under the Continental
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1867-10-11

SCHOOL DIRECTOR OF THE FOURTH WARD
John r. McFetridge was elected School Director
on the Republican ticket of the Fourth Ward
last Tuesday, by large majority.
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Bslow we give the conclusion Of the official
count Of the vote of Philadelphia, as made at
the meeting OF the Return Judges, this morn
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ITO H0USEKEEPERS AND INVALIDS.-
u The IndeEsiEned respectfully calls the attention
cider Vinegar for picklinK and general family use
also, 70 his popular "Tonic Ale" free from all impu
rifles and endorsed by the medical faculty As safe
and wholesome beverage for weak and delicate oon
Delivered free OF charge to all parts q the city.
uW6p Below Third and Walnut and Dock.
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The Navy pepartment.

TbeNavy Department has received dispatches
from Admiral Farragut, as foIlows:--
UNITED STATES FLAGSHIP FRANKLIN, of
Thames River. Sept. 26, lS67.-Sir:-In nv de-
spatch No. %, had the honor OF reporting my
arrival off Copenhagen, Denmark. On the
morning of the 18th, the wind was fresh, and
fearing that might not be able to accomplish
the trip around to Copenhagen by night With
out putting on full steam, l ordered all the
furnaces lighted, being at the same time desi-
rous TO try the full speed of all the vessels
This did to my full satisfaction, the ships
steaming eight miles per hour aga nst almost
gale, and proving that the Franklin, aga nsG a
fresh breeze and moderate sea was more than
match for either OF the other vessels. Her
peIformance gave general satisfaction, and L
can with confidence say she steams
better under full power than any frIgate
in our service On anchOting OF Copen-
hagen we exchanged salute5 with the
authorities, and soon after L called upon our
United States Minister, Mr.. Yeaman and with
hlm called upon Mr.. Raasoff, Minister of War
and Admiral Dockpor, Minister of Marine the
only two Ministers then in Copenhagen These
gentlemen returned my call, aud rendered to
me Rll the civilittes in their power and an aid
de-camp was directed to show me all the places
of public interest in Copenhagen. including the
Rrmortes and forts. The armoriss were par
icularly worthy of a visit.
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CARPETS laid Immediately on call. No dsappo'nt-
ynent at Patterns
No. 14OS Chestnut street.
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ssnatOr-Third District

Membera OF the LoRIsIRtUr8.
The official vote for members of the House O.
Representatives was as Iollows-the Republican
candidates being printed in Roman, and the
Democrats in ItdEics.-
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torai for Cough; ayers Pills for purgatve, and
Ayers SarsapaTlla for the complaints that require
an alteratlYe medicine.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1867-10-11

MANAYUNK demonstrating advantage Of
the excitement OF political gathering at
Manayunk on election night, some party OF in
dividuRls perpetrated the following robberes: -
A horse and carriage, the property of Mr..
Francis Cornman, was stolen. The horse was
found next morning grazing in an open lot
near Girard College. The carriage has not been
seen.
A thief, by means Of pole, entered the second
story Of the residence of Mrs. Martha Bradley,
on Belaire street, by taking out the window
entered the sleeping apartment of the lady OF
the house. He drew from beneath the bed a
trunk, forced 1t open, and appropriated 800,
when, making some little noise, the lady awoke.
stepping back, he put his foot through the win
dow with a crash, which reused the whole
house. and 1t was with trepidation that he got
off with his booty, by getting out of the window
he had entered and slipping down the water
conductor.
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FOURTH EDITION
THE CITY ELECTION.
THE OFFICIAL VOTE.

Ets., Esc., Ete., Ete., Ets., Ets.
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CITY INTELLIGENCE.
LE0A ADDIEIoNAL LooAI 1EENs snE INgIpH rAaEs.

SERIOUS DISTURBANCE. Some difaculty-
adiherence Of opinion In regard to the holding
OF the Btake-money in q prize-1ght had
caused an enmity Of feeling between the prinoi-
pals thereof. Daniel Dillon and Barney Mullen
and their various adherents. The "honorable
ray" was TO have taken place on the 9th of
last september In the vicinity of Washington,
~. u, when Mullen was awarded the stakes by
Ihe non-appearance Of Dillon, who had gone OF
on a false scent.
An exhibition was given at tho American
mecnRpics Hall, Fourth and George streets
Ior tne beneht OF Dillon. Shortly after the time
n1eu tor commencing the entertain nment,
AILhur Mullen, who has frequently engaged In
acts OF outlawry in the Seventeenth Ward
enbered the hall with the usual crowd of rowdies
that accompany him on such occasions, and q
disturbance soon took place. Constable Car
velle became mixed in the melee, and was at
lacked by the Mullen crowd. h Is said and
beaten In q cruel manner. He succeeded In
drawing revolver and firing one shot, which
took effect beneath the ear of Arthur Mullen,
without doing him serious injury. He was
nov ever, taken to his residence, ard medical
aid sent for.
Carvelle's head is dreadfully larcerated and
bruised, and though seriously injured, yet his
life is not despaired of Chief Detective Iiamon
was early at the place, and caused the arrest OF
James Mullen, brother Of Arthur At late
hour In the night Policeman Lake and Miller
arrested Barney Mullen, and Alderman Riddle
committed both him and his brother James for
q further hearing.
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Psnnsylvania Election.

From the above official returns, with fair esti
mates for other counties on official reports, 1t
appears that Williams msjorIties foot up SO, ,326.
while those OF Sharswood are cut down to
9Sl57. This puts puts Williams forward, with
an apparent majority of 1l69. The oficial re-
turns reduce the Democratic reported majorI-
ties in nearly every instance.
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CHILDREN successfully photographed by Relmer
Second street. above Green. Six cards or one large
nictnre, 81 Twelve FeIrOynes. 5Oe.
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Reported OVer-Issue of Seven Thirties.
NEW YORK, Oct l.-Some more small lots OF
counterfeit Treasury notes came to light to-day.
The Treasury detectives are still at Work. The
Express says there is gro wing beief that there
is an over-Issue of Seven-thirties, and dealers
refuse to purchase the notes.
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WASHINGTON GOSSIP.

More RumOrs OF Changes In the Cabinet
| -COnspiraCy OF the Democrats to Secure
| the Presidents RecOg OF Them.
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JOuH dCOHII' THU " dTUI presenLeu the fOIO Wing
protest.
To the Return Judges of the city of PhlladeIpha:-
The undersigned, Judges of the late G Election
for certain OF the wards of said city do hereby pro
test against the reception aud count certain mill
taTy returns OF by soldiers the service at
Fort Delaware, because they connary to law the
act OF Assembly OF August 25 1864 section providing
That only quaed electors In actual military
under requieiton Of the President of the United
aTe entitled to vote" and the sixteenth section of the
said act requiring the returns TO be signed by Oces
OF Pennsylvania volunteers:" and because said re-
turns are entirely illegal and IN violation of the letter
aud spirit of the act OF Assembly.
(Signed) LEWIS @. PIERCE,
WILLIAM DIAMOND
GEORGE F, KIDD
JOSEPH RA ASTON,
ALEXANDER WEBER,
r. E. WINSLOW,
WILLIAM F. DOUG HERTY,
WILLIAM NJ. TIEL
II. d. HAqNER,
ISAAC j. GRIFFITHS,
JOHN O. MCCALL.
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BUSINESS NOTICES.

RECEIVING DGILY,
RhCEIVIN0 DAILY,
RECEIVING DAiLY,
EW STYLES FALL CToT8ISa
NEW STYLES FALL CLOTHIge'
MEMS, YOUTHS AND BOYS.
mEH,s, YOUTHS AND Boys.
MEN's, YoUquIs' AND Rove
htGD sCoV betsOee1 \ BICNNETvT - CO.,
s; SsaS Sa assress. No. sS T9MTE xRkEt STREET,
And No. 600 BRoApwHY y. NRNT o%i17 YORK,
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SURPASSED BY NO OTHER, AND MADE BY HAND
R5S-The Model Shoulder seam Shirt
6S5-Ihe an Odel Shoulder Seam Shirt
H95-The ''Model shoulder Seam shirt" .
MoINTIRE & Bro, No. 1895 Chestnut street.
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w OGDEN SCREW AND NUT CUTTERS,
w from "a to inches in diameter. for sale by
TRUMAN q SHAW,
No 1876 Eight ThIrtyhVe) Market ST., below Ninth,
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OF THE
Union Pacific Railroad Co.

We publish below the terms upon which they may
now be exchanged at the ofce OF the ARents OF the
Company in this city,
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1867-01-25
Tho Lords. Prnfsr.

Did you ever thihk, short though it is,
how much there is in it. Oh, it is beaut-
ful! Like diamond in the crown of
queen, it unitos thousand gems in one.
1t teaches all of us, every one of us, TO
ok to God as our parent Our Father"
1t prompts us to raise our thoughts and
our desires above the earth" Who art in
heaven"
1t tellH us that we must reverence our
heavenly Father" llallowed be thy name"
1t breathes the saints re eward-" Thy
kingdom come"
Aud a submissive, obedient spirit" Thy
will DO done on earth as it is in heaven"
And dependent trusting spirit" Give
us this day our daily bread"
And forgiving spirit-".Forgive us our
trespasses as we forgiv those who uespass
against us."
And cautious split" Deliver us from
OWL"
And, last Of all, an adoring spirit" For
thine is the kingdom, and the power, and
the glory, forever aud ever. knieu."
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1867-01-25
REAL ESTATE AGENCIES.
VALUABLE. REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

THE undersigned having established Real Es-
Il tate Agency in Perrysburg, offer for sale the
following Real Estate, situated in Wood County
Ohio:
A Farm Of 100 acres, in section 10, Of PLAN
Township, under good cultivation, with 800 fruit
trees, good buildings, and well drained. Two
miles from Tontogsny.
AnImproved Farm of IBO Acres, in Sec
ton = Plain Township 90 acres under cultiva-
ton, and nearly aH under fence a large orchard,
and good well, together with good frame house
aud barn.
Also
A Farm containing 6s Acres, in same
section, all under fence mostly improved; orchard,
good barn and large house, with good frame house
in course Of construction.
Also
The NE. x of the NE. a of section %, town 4,
north of range 10 east. Good House aud Orchard.
ALI under fence.
UNIMPROVED LANDS.
so Acres, in section 4, CeL ter Township, we'll
timbered with black walnut, white wood, &c.
so Acres, in section 16, Liberty Township,
prairie.
40 Acres, in section 16, Milton Township
so Acres, in section IL, Henry Township
UarH ALSO
goo Acres in section II , Portage Township
heavily timbered.
r'.rrr- Also
Twelve or fifteen choice TOWN LOTS, in Per-
rysburg.
i57y- The above Real Estate will be offered a
low rates, on terms to suit the purchaser.
SLEVIN PARSONS,
y n - Real Estate Agents, Perrysburg, o.
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Isagusn of the nceIIr

Four hundred years ago there fourished
city on the shores Of the Adriatic, num-
boring many thousands. filled with churches
aud abounding in wealth, but remarkable
for tho wickedness and cruelty Of its pe0s
pie. They eScelled the world in burning
heretics and prosecuting originators Of
new ideas. Suddenly an earthquake sunk
nine tenths of their city more than one hun
drod feet below the level Of the sea. Tho
waters Of the Adriatic closed over their
spires, palaces and prison-houses, and moth
ing was left of Ragusa but wretohed scat.
tering of suburbs. Peasants even to this
day, have a marvellous legend. They say
it went down so straight that scarcely
wall was broken or stoeple prostrated
that tho wicked Inhabitants had charmed
lives, and are still under the dominion of
Neptune, following their old pursuits all
unconscious of the world above them. AS
tho Ddlmatan fisherman sails his shallop
over the quiet sea at eventide, looking down
into the still blue depths, he is startled by
the hum of strange voices rising from the
streets of this city of old--strange voices
shriekiug cursiug imploring in dead lam
guage but refused to be hushed even IN
death. In this upper world twelve gener;
Ntions have passed away, kingdoms and
dynasties have riseu and fallen, the bayo-
net has supplanied the spear and the bat
tle-ax, the cannon tue battering ram, ,kndwl-
! edge has triumphod over. forces, and tho
fires of bgotry are extinguished. Italy is
free. But down in the magic streets Of tho
submarine city, all the habits aud customs
of the middle ages are yet maintained.
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How Good they expect the mstitoot TO
prosper when those iuto whose hands ita
interests wuz couh1ed, proved recrcant to
the extent NV stcelin the sacred momentoes
wich were to-day enclosed Go home"
sed !, al forgive you this time, and will
not expose yoo ez yoo deserve. | spected
700 all from the way 700 eyed tho bottle
and the greenback aud hustenod hilher to
protect en-, Col"
Aud they went +after wich tipped over
tie stun aud sekoorcd the prize.
The next mornin they all reproached me
with hevin stolen the articles, in privit,
wich satisfied me that oil NV en- he'd gone
back after the plunder after they thot I'd
gone, but they didn't make no fuss about
il. They are all good neh, but alas! sich
is the dcprivity nv human nocher that
they bear watchm.
Tawait with anxiety the result nv our
appeal to the Northern Dcmocrisy. Ef
they fail us ez shameiully c2 they did dooriu
the war. il il all mp with us.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty, p. NJ,
witch is PostnaSter), and likewise Professnr Nv
Biblikle politioks in the Southern Classiklo &
Military lnstitoot.
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Curious statistics.

Some statistical genius declares that
"more money is expended in the United
States for cigars, than for all the common
schools in the country"
A wag who is undoubtedly oveF 81 the
weed, seeing the statement going through
the papers, gets off tho following
It has been estimated that the cost of
washing linen that might just as well be
worn two days longer, amounts to enough
in this country TO more than defray she ex.
penses Of the American Board of Foreign
Missions.
"The expenses of buttons on File backs of
our coats, where they are of no earthly use,
is equal TO the support Of all our orphan
asylums.
at is estimated that the value of old boots
thrown aside, which might have been worn
at least day longer, is more than enongh
to buy flannel night gown for every baby
in the land Also that rhe Cost of every
inch on the full shirt.collars of our young
men, is equal to the sum necessary to put =
Bible in the hands Of every Patag gonian gl'
ant"
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The immense amounts of arms and am
munitiou used during the war by the Union
armies are shown by q report iust Ifiads
from tho Ordnance Bureau at Washington.
By this report it appears that from January
lat, 1854, to June 30h, 1866, there we're
provided for the military service 1,S92
cannon; ll,7s7 artillery carriages $685.
295 artillery proieotiles, shot and shell
$3.50 900 pounds OF grape aud canister shot;
2,S62,l77 pounds of fixed artillery smpu-
nition 3,4T7 ,65j small arms, mhskcts, rifet,
carbines and pistols; 544,4Ts swofds,
sabers and Ionccs; 2,l46,lT5 completes sets
of infantry nccouterments 2l6,3Tt com:
plcto,sets of cavalry accouterments; 539, ,544
complete sets of horse equipments; 2S,l64
sets of two.horso artillery harness 1882 ,526
horse blankets 1922, 2,lT6,474 cartridges
for small arms l,220,555, ,435 percussion
caps TOR small arms l0,2Sl ,305 cannot
primers 4,226,377 fuses for shell; &c, 440+
Oj4 rounds of gunpowder; 6,395,l52 pounds
of nlre and 90,4l6,295 pounds of lead in
pigs and bullets, besides immense quaint.
ties OF parts for repairing aud making good
the complete articles which were damaged
lost or destroyed.
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REAL ESTATE AGENCY

TNHE undersigned having established a Real
Il Estate Agency, at Perrysburg, offer for sale
the following Lands in Wood County, o., to-wit:
So acres, miles east of Portage, in Portage
Township, on the pike leading from Portage to
West Mllgrove, about 80 acres improved, balance
well timbered and in one mile of saw-mll.
so acres. 8 miles west of Portage, in Liberty
Township, on good road, all under cultivation but
acres, orchard Of 800 large trees, frame barn, log
house.
eOX acres, near p. Avenue Road, miles from
Perrysburg, in Lake Township, acres fenced, 2 in
apple and in peach orchard.
20I acres, on road from New Rochester to
West Millgrove, Montgomery Township, ne NV
and pit ne and pit ne, well improved and good
buildings
iI0 acres, 3 miles south of Portage, in Portage
Township, on Perrysburg and Findlay Pike, so
acres improved, new house, fine peach and apple
orchard, good WE'LL shop, &c. Unimproved part
well timbered and handy to sawmill.
| SO 2-acres, on corner of county and town road,
miles NV from Van Buren, ~ from McComb;
| n sw 4 sec 81, town 3, range 10, Henry Town
ship; 25 acres under cultivation, 40 acres fenced
good young orchard, new frame house, log LNrn.
| 40 acres. 4 miles east of Portage on creek bank,
! SO h NV u Portage Township, acres improved,
balance well timbeted and near saw-mill.
! 40 acres, miles NV Of West Milgrove, on road
leading thence TO FostOria, NV SEQ 80, Portage
Township, all under cultivation, large 6ne orchard,
good frame house, log barn, splendid well.
80 acres, a NV q see 80, and sw "a sw u sec
10, Portage Township, 2 acres improved, good log
house, miles south of Portage, on Perrysburg and
Findlay Pike. So
| so acres, in Milton Township, a mile from Mil
ton Center, well timbered and y mile from saw
mill.
| $50 acres, tinbered land, in Perrysburg Town
ship, near East Oregon Road, G miles from Toledo.
80 acres, timbered, 4 miles east of Portage, in
Portage Township, sw and NV sw.
The undersigned are respectfully soliciting the
| Agency of Lands upon the easy terms Of no fee
where there is no sale.
WEDDELL & EBERLY.
| Pnrrr shnro. Iannnrv L 19R7 2h
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Brandy and Brains.

From Ohio comes capital temperance
story. Judge Qnay, the temperance lec'
turer, in one OF his efforts there, got OIL the
following
"Al ii 8, who in youth acquire habit
of drinking whisky, at forty years OF aye
will be total abstainers or drunkards. No
one can use whisky for years with moder-
alton. If there is u person in the audience
before me whose own experience disputes
this, let him make it known. will account
for it, or acknowledge that am mistaken"
A tall, large man arose and folding his
arms in digniiod manner across bis breast
said
Il offer myself as one whose own expert
ence contradicts your statement"
"Are you moderate drinker said the
Judge.
g | am"
How long have you drank in modera-
tion ?"
Forty years."
"And were never intoxicated?"
Never"
Weli,'' remarked ths Judge, scanning
his subject closely from head 10 foot
"yours is a singular case, yet think 1t ls
easily accounted for. am reminded by it
of little story A colored man with a
down to dine by bank of a clear stream.
In breaking the bread some of the crumbs
dl opped into the water. These were
gerly seized and eaten by tho fish, That
circumstance suggested TO the darkey the
idea of dipping the bread in the whisky and
feeding it to them. He tried it. 1t worked
well. Some of the fish ate it, became drunk,
and hoated helplessly on the water. In
this way he caught great many.
"Butin the stream was large hsh, very
unlike the rest. 1t partook freely OF the
bread and whisky, without peTccptible ef-
feet 1t was shy Of every effort OF the
darkey to catch it. He resolved to have II
at all hazards, that he might learn its name
and nature. He procured a net, and after
much effort caught it. carried it to colored
neis hbor, and asked his opinion OF the mat
ter. The other surveyed the wonder mo
ment, and then said "Sambo, / under
stand dis case. Dat fish is mu!lethead
1t han't got any brains" In other words,
added the Judge, alcohol affects only the
brain; and, of course. those having none
may drink without injury"
The storm of laughter that followed drove
the moderate drinker from the house.