The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-07-09
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President.
The New York butchers threaten to
kill if they cannot murder without mu-
|nicipal dictation.
| THE Surratt jury is forbidden the lux,
ury of BARRIERS on account of their talk
alive qualities.
Washington is siekly. To have Thad.
Stevens and the typhoid fever in July.
will be hard.
A female suffrage resolution has been
introduced in the New York Constitution
|al Convention.
A ticklish undertaking amounting the
new Queen of Hungary under the right
arm-pit.
Though the ladies of England do not
yet vote, they have reached the wool
sack"-that is, the waterfall.
The Union Pacific Railroad Is now
open to Julesburg, three hundred and .
seventy six miles west Of Omaha.
A 'smonster in human form" says that
the only time woman does not exag-
gerate is when she is talking of her own
age. 5asH
DR.. Holmes says that easy crying wid-
ows take new husbands soonest; there is
nothing like wet weather for transplant
ing.
The Republican COMMITTEES in Wash
ingtpn have sent twenty negroes and ten
whites as missionaries to work in the or
ganization Of the party in the Southern
States.
A monk in Egypt has discovered the
buried treasures of the Pharaohs. He
lived SO fast that Government imprisoned
him until he divulged.
While at West Point General Grant
picked out the prettiest girl on the pa
rade ground and conversed with her for
long time. Ulyssesl
Love. in the bosom Of youth, Is the
well.spriEg whence arises the pure foun-
tains Of hope, great deeds and swelling
thoughts of bright future.
The case Of Edwin Forrest and wife
has been decided by the Supreme Court,
aud Edwin has been condemned to pay
alimony from the date of separation.
Cleveland has prodigy nineteen ysars
old and twenty-one inches high. He
can't compete with Thumb-until be gets
married.
A young lady at Memphis, the other
day, received an overwhelming love let
ter from sentimental youth, and re-
piled by sending him an ounce Of blue
mass.
A country critic, speaking of tie music
of two dollar accordeon says "Ihe
swell died away in delicious suffocation,
like one singing sweet song Under the
bed-clethes.
Misfortune and misconduct were born
twins. Our faults are oft the parents of
our woes; and he who most disclaims at
the worlds frown has generally done his
best to earn it.
General Wager S1ayne, the small.
sized aspirant for negro votes, who sus-
tains his pretensions by his epaulettes,
has ordered the investigations of the
Kelly riot to be discontinued. Some
things are about to come out not very re-
f-eshing to Radical nerves,
At ia grand dress ball in Paris the gem
tlemen wore knee -breeches, and NUM-
ber of wags amused themselves by prick.
ing the calves Of the young dandies, and
this lnselieetuai amusement Is said to have
created "great merriment3 among the
lockers on, while It attracted no attention
from the unconscious owners OF the calves.
Two gentlemen Of well Known ceu.
seryative politics liyingin McNairy cotin-
ty have been ordered by anonymous cow
ards to leave the neighborhood. Fear
ing violence of fatal character, they
have left the county, such is the rule os
terror where the Radicals are in the as
cendancy insTennessee.
A planter near Charleston, South Car
ohna, lately took into his service col
o,ea ofPnan Ten years OF age, ana treat
60 MIN Win great kinaness. Inc iittle
rascai, prone 20 steal as sparks 70 ny mp
waros, OF Iox 20 eat young chickens,
apsconded IN few days, taking with him
. trunk containing 60 valuable papers and
some s4uo IN money. At last account
~ nav Ass ''sA soap's'ou
camuei Gregorys ci delaware county,
Ohio, recently hung his coat on bush,
While repairing worm fence. An old
SOW came aioDs ana ,cneved the gar
ment, iacofaung ron OF greenoacks IN