The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-07-24
VARIOUS AND RANDOM PARAGRAPHS.

VARIOUS AND RANDOM PARAGRAPHS.
= The Declaration of Independence was readSto.
the negroes of Memphis on the Fourth at picnic.
They became highly inceuscd and the most of:
them left, declaring they didn't go there to hear
any such sd---drebel stuff. -
= Two women were having some words to-
gether on the pavement when the daughter ofsone
of them popped her head: out of the door, and:ex-
claimed, Hurry up, mother, and call her g thief
before she calls you one"
- Tie Pine Bluff (Ark.) Dispatch says that on
the recent trip of Gov Morton, of Indiana from
Little Rock To Hot Springs, he rode in United
States ambulance and had military escort. VINO
said something about conscience making towards
- A lawyer in ST. Louis was arrested the other
day on the charge of insanity. His conduct had
been very singular for some months, though mol
very unusual in his profession He had attended
court regularly for six months, and appeared 70
think he had agood practice, when really ne o'u
not have single client.
- On the 24th of August next, an event will oc-
cur which hos been only twice recorded in the his
tory of celestial phenomena. Jupiter will appear
without satellites Three of them will then be-
passing across the planets disc, and the other WILL
be immersed in it's shadow. The apparent absence
of moons will last more than'two hours.
= Ira T. Mann, leading grain warehoaseman
in Chicago, was sued the Other day by Samantha
Proctor for one thousand dollars for . breach of
promise He has been o widower for some years.
She is spnster. She announce her intention to
conduct the case herself. The suit will probably
furnish as rich dish of gossip as has been served
up in many year.
= The Houston (Texas) Telegraph is urging,
with much ability, the occupation of Mexico by
the Federal Government. II wants Congress 10
add Mexico to the Fifth Military District and tells
General Sheridan that, If he will only undertake
TO reconstruct that state of provisional
government" over there, he will find many a
man ready to go with him. under the United States
flag. whom he now deems ''rebelIious."
The Boston Aduertiser says: In some Of the
towns In Western Massachusetts thfeving busi-
ness is carried on in the sale of .-cabbage plants"
The customers are said to call at very early hour
! IN the morning. The most curious part of the
bottles to get their cabbage plants in.
- The question Of reconstruction is calling forth
opinions and comments from Of the old leaders
in the South, many Of whom held rank in the civil
and military service of the Confederacy. The hast
effusons are from Gen. Barksdale and Gov. Perry;
The former, like Longstreet JEFF. Thompson and
Others favors reconstruction rapidly as possble
while the latter, like B. II. Hill Of Georgia, and
others, opposes reconstruction under the law, and
votes for mo convention" l, is noticeable fact
that old soldiers and old politicians are ranking
themselves on opposite sides of the qucstion-E1
= Not far from Susguehapna county, Pennsyl-
vania, O clergyman, celebrated for his talent at
making blunders- after having pronounced hap
py couple man and wife. concluded the ceremony
BY wishing them happy and pleasant journey
through life. and hoped they would be blessed
IN their marriage relations as were Abraham and
Sarah in days Of DID," Before the company diff
fused themselves to their respective places of abode,
yoash of scriptural pursuits informed them that
Sarah was one hundred years old before she bore
Isaac!"
r. An ingenious savun informs unscien:ifc PEG:
pie tlatif the enrrh were shot the from its
present distance and with its present velocity. and
o telegram simultaneously semitic the solar inhabi-
tants, they would receive the message in FIVE min
ules the rilwolld be seen coming towards them
after the lapse Of eight minutes, and tiiey would
have nearly two mouths to prepare for the shock,
which would BIZ received over ten years before they
heard the explosion.
- The Salt Lake Tedene states tia. aconspiracy
exists in Southern Utahio throw off the yoke OF
Brigham Young His urheuas and tavoritism are
some of,he causes. The. Norman people are tired
of,vhat they deem abuses. Rumor says the break
between 0rson Pratt. and others and Brigham is
financial, and NOT docirinal: The church fund in
The Bank;of England has been subject to Pratt's
orders, and hitlertoshs checks had been honored.
Brigham shut dovnon 4Prau, ,-hence the difficulty:
Pratt, hastened home TO consult the Saints. The
funds belongtoihe church, and Pratt says Brig;
ham is not the.church. Some, rich Developments
are likely to follow from this rupture.
SENSIBLE ADvIcE.-Geo. W. Kendall writes from
Texasto the New Orleans Ficayune and gives us
| the following sensible views: :
| The lessons which adversely tonches hard,