The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-05-31


saddle of mutton.
Our country gets four and a half
hours of sunshine by tho addition OF
Russian America.
QuiIp says Where there's a will
there's 8 way"-to break 1t frequent.
| ly.
A Yankee being asked to describe
his wife, said: Why, sir, she i
make regular fast goahead steamer,
my wife would--she has such q won.
derful talent for blowing up
Was YOU drunk. Samuel, when
vow broke that Window No | was
exhlnratel. drunkenness Is the stu
pid condition thst comes after the
exhiarasion is Ov. r.
A Yankee on being asked what he
should do il he were hanishrd 10 the
woods, replied that he Thought he
should split.
A young fop about starting down
to New Orleans proposed to purchase
n life preserver. 'Oh, you'll not
want it, suggested the clerk, bags
OF wind won't sink
The clergyman In certain town,
as the custom is having published
the bans OF nIatrimouy between two
persons, was followed by the clerks
reading the hymn beginning With /!
these words, Mistaken souls, who
dream of heavenr
Tom Hood says there is no animal
in Germany more inhumanly abused
than Jew. He Is wronged, pelted
and hooted at--hc is robbed, taxed
and spit upon, and oil for what? BE
cause he believes in the Old Testa
ment, and won't eat pork snusHgcs.
A few days ago, in the State Of
Pennsylvania, u wido7er with seven
children, was married TO II widow
with five children--neither party
knowing that the other was blessed
with responsibilities until after the
wedding.
A modest young lady, who was a
passenger on board packet ship, vi
is said, sprang out Of her berth and
jumped overheard on hearing the
captain during q storm, order the
-, -,
One OF the LATEST men in this
country resides in Iowa. As a sam
pie OF his inertia, we would mention
that the only reason he don't get
married is because lac is too lazy To
stand up Whenever lie feels IKE
s"P'hI' ~ ',u me v'"ps 80
pun '''' "'o'"
"A nobleman observing large
stone near his gate ordered MS ser
want to throw.it To pfSatofy ~ ,
were to throw II To heaven u "ou'"
he more out of the way, salh tile SER
want.
Dick" inquired the maid. " have
YOU been after that saleratus No,
| haint." {" lf you don't go quick,
/ II tell your mistress" " w ell Tell
mistress as soon Is you please
don't know Sally Ratus, aud wont
60 near her. You know ! am en-
gagged TO Deo'
A Galway hal;ty having been cues
,ioned no 10 whether he had spoken
TO any of the lockedup ,nrors during
ene n's"'' $3.50 t. narr;na ON, For
my .o'u sn.y ~ ,.I.n ntI 81
Ilie W DING s Snan "n,'n ~. iu.,, :,
ways sA,u, o"..n ',i " .n IL
my WY " o een YOU o,'m '
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Its all very pretty talk, said a
recently married old batchelor, who
had just finished reading an essay
on the Couture Of Women, just Us
heavy milliner's bill WAS presented
to him,--'i.'s all very pretty, this
cultivation OF women; but such al
charge as this for bonnets IL rather
ment' a' wy
Observation-Disclosures.
a Scotchman weht W AHJI. ~ onoe
LOT aoVice, anu ue'H"e" 'n' '."
stances OF .he case. 49,, .o..
have you toiu me .ne 'Aess p,e
eiseiy as they occu''eu Sa'' '"'
lawyer ., ,,o,
oh, ay, BIT, relo'nea nc, 'no'
II best TO tell ye tne pain tru'h Se
can put the lies IN yourself
wor,hv wsst country incumbent
hos choiy NJ aJs mn or omarrvmen
/ 80 .n,nn,ar ha soromnan,ad thaw
in an excursion to Salisbury, and In
the course OF that well.spent day
they were all grouped In front OF the
glorious cathedral. They gazed la