Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1867-09-27
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NASb1 JR.
Mr. Nasty Jr, tcriies NTH fiAi henri and
ready pen from the om post ftte Democracy and
complains Of the sad condition Of oBdirs md re-
grcfs that his "Hiusiyus Sire" Ind net appoint
him TO a professoyships n his "LRsttoot,' rather
than Je6 Dar's.
KoNrrpmr Our Posr,
Or as Ncpolyun wood say. TIdiHy,
Sept. 2, Is hundred 6y T.
Too all the faithful in Andrew j Johnson shattered
ahrod in kanady aud elsewhere, this kumsa greet
in Deerly beloved, | hey ben a watchin the
brilliant cayrear NV my saintod i.lustrns sire who
is now and hcz bin fur sum tyne, holdn ioarth
at the Post OILS NV The kuniedrit y Rodes in the
much lived Stait NV Kaiutuck. q like this pronun-
ciashun better than the onto it, i. e. that Is TO
say, Petroleum V. Nasty, he is my illustrus sire.
so at least sed she onto whose heavin buzzum
yosed TO roole and suck the mich Nv life. (Whis-
ky is life itself) My iustrus sire is entrusted,
as va air aware, by our much luved and oriully
aboosed President, Androo Jo Johnson, with the big
gest interests Nv any luther man into this country,
excpp tis the mmakuNt Seward The trooth air,
that Mr.. johnson not ben a very college bread
gentleman, Mr.. $. hez too puriorm mostly his
work, ia preparin NV bis orders 81 messages d so
forth etc. and so on My illusuus and sainted
sire hez bad charge NV the church NV the democra-
cy, had charge NV the Post Office at the Coniedrit
y R0dcs, had charge NV the hteraryest institoo-
shun NV the country in iakt, hez had charge NV
the body boots, brches, soo and spirit NV the d
lapidated remains uy the wunce incompatible par
" known as the democratick-viz. ]. e. that is too
wit namely, q mean body, boots, &c) whiskey
tobacker, and Niger slavery, what little there ar
It yet cxhstiu, q fur that little in koiutuck a.
Maryland we hey too thank our much uyed Pres
ident, A. } and his more ltvcd freud President
j. d. NV the deiuuked Koniedasy. But | must
not detrakt from my ilIustrus sire, for much hez
bin dew too his wsdum, skill and perseverance.
The only mistake that dad Gas we used to call the
old man, eNSus me, my illustrus and sainted sire
hez made, were in oifrin Proicssonhp to Jeter-
sun d., late President NV the koniedrit government
insted NV given that posishun too me not purtlc-
ular for emmy superior mental achievements NV
mine more nor him. but here is the tubblo, he,
l. e. that is, J. d., are now old and wun id, and
kant sea much out NV the luther but must not
repine at these things for my sire hez superior Wis
dun too NEE, and I'LL only try in these epistes
not TO bring a reproach onto the name NV wun so
renowned as him.
But wuz agoin on to say that hev ben
watchin the movements affairs and seen how
things is agoin, ] kant retain myself no longer, so
must relieve myself or bust and here in the Ian
guage NV a writer | would say
"sptak and let the worst be nown,
speakin may reee,eJou."
And now I'm rally sorry that writ that, l. e. that
is these here too lines, for they are what that de-
spisbe sex, the methodsts. is continually sayin at
their class mectns, and they air the wons that has
did the most haram NV all uthers, for Linkin, fglad
he's ded, piece be to the ashes NV j. w. b. q
mean this for Booth but it wouldn't do to say so
right out, VI linkin sed the Methodsts sent more
sougers into the field than emmy luther church, d
the iakt is, ez | hev hearn it from my illustrous
slres and grandsires dams and grand-dams, this
people hez ever bin a still uecked people aud OPP
posed to us, i. that is the demockrasy e. that
u.s. rum, tohaeker and niggers. So wish hadn't
i a. ~. g. I'll
and in this fullness hev spoke two hasty for !
would not want to bring these miserable sexes in
to motto by my liturary pen, and should not hey
mentioned UNI
Deerly beloved, who is subdood and shattered
abroad by Grant, Sheridan, Thomas and uthers, |
am more sorry chat things is agoin they aire
But my lott is the hardest into all this CRATE church
church then too bee commander NV this heer out
post, fur | hev no wun too kondoe with me.
Ihare air but wun man in this kussed Green
Mountain Stat, that dars too speek out his senti-
nent, and that is beloved bruther Hyrum
lie hes a zeal but it ar not accordn too nolidge
he iackt is, he COOS in his full length; and tho
lie is short he's purity thick and when he spreads
himself he is shure TO nasty up sumbuddy. But it
now clear to my mynd that Hyrum is NV more a
arrum too us nor emmy body else. He is a troo s
opperhead-there air no doubt about that, with a \
ig call blather well filed with suthn like mix I
are Nv rAllltbhakt koppsIneduf anu Nehuut1, anu =,
URN the dorg days he hes bnn blind with pison
5 is all hopper snakes in dorg days So Hyrum d
es bin strikin into the dark at everything he o
es hurd, Che can't sea, espeshully at the Methu
list sex, and mour partlckularist at the preecher
n the kapal town, fur he that he, /. c. that
this poltckel preacher, is the most dangerist
lan into the kommunity He never preeches
githout slashing into us, l. e. that is, rum and
UNI; well that's about all we hey heer too stand
'htoo, tarnel take the additions, temperance So
ietys, Methodists aud the hull NV EN-. But we
rev wan thing too kumlurt ms, !. e. that is, we hev
yum man or too, preachers m these parts, that
never bothers themselves about polytck, temper
,nce, or religion. Ard | rekkomend too Androo
Johnson, our much beloved President, that in the
event that my sainted sire shall not be able too
leave the Post o1s at the koniedrit y roads,
fur sum times him and deeken Pogram git into
stitch way NV playn at crack loo, CHS are YER
ry senttc gam, you talk old fashuned hopper
sent, stitch es we yoused too hey plenty NV in the
days NV dmocracy, and thro' it up ontill it striks
the loft, aud then rs it kuns down onto the flour,
the neardest wun too krak in the flour, three
best in five, air the winner) Well, es | wuz GO
in on fur too say, the deakon and my santed sire
gets so excited over this gain that they drink
ruther muchly the fackt is, they play fur the /
drinks unly, and consequently get along fur
that IT airnt alters that my sainted sire Kit too
meetins, and hes he'd too or three attax NV what
the docktur calls the deleriums treeums this is a
latn wurd lur What we suintlmes call up stump. /
Well, what | wuz about too RECOMMEND too n. j !
wuz that ef he shud agn wish too swing round
the sirkle, and it should bee at soh a time in my
sainted sire's experience, | wood reckommend one /
NV these, the abuv alluded gentlemen as a substi-
toot chaplin, instid NV my santed sire. | hev no .
doubt he wud perform the high dootys NV that of
fs well, and wood not drink es much NV the presi-
dents brandy es did my sated sire, when into
that posishun Hence, there wood bee moor fur
bis excelleusy A. J and bis purple nosed friend /
w. Ii. S. But myepiste is muchly too long aredy
and | must bring my remarks konclushun.
r. V. Nasty JR.,
witch is Petroleum v Nasty. Junior, |
Sun NV p V n at koniedrit X roads Ky. /
YES, PETROLEUM V. MASSEY, JUNIOR, /