The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1867-07-12
Our all surts.
A ,asss's.s fr.is-,hs sppls Of tho eye.


How may man Be known from q g.
tieued dog? Ono wears shin, the other
pants. e..
Josh Billings says; 81 never bet any
stamps on the man who n always telling
what ho would have did f he had been
thare. I have notised that this kind never
gitthan." 5sfrs tss. IA 4
Every parent + like q lootins-gssss for
his children 10 drcs themselves by. There
fore parents should take caro- to keep the
glass bright and elesn. N.}e.'i
A debating society has under considers
ton the question, is 4 wrong to cheat .
lawyer?' Not bat impossible. ~ n f.,
VIVA, is the difference between barber
and mothcrf One has razors to shave,
and the other has shaven to raise.
A wag who was solicited to buy u bank
note detector. said no would purchase il, II
il could detect hank note In his pocket.
"Havo tho jury agreed - asked judge Of
court attache whom no met on the STAIN
with Q bucket in his hand. "Yb," replied
Patrick: "shsy have agreed TO sind oas Tor .
half gnllon." . t.
A young lady says, q man should nevcr
get married till no has learned good manners
aud is able to support vito. Ditto wo-
man, rstorts the young man, until she 10
sk,lled 10 domestic graces and can help her
self to living.
$50 you are going to keep school"
said lady to her aunt. aWell, for my
part. sooner than do that, would marry
widower and nine children" 81 should
prefer that myself" was tho reply, @but
where is the widower?"
A sharp old gentleman travelling out
west got sea, beside his wife In crowd
CT car, by requesting the young man who
-, by her to "plesse watch that woman
while he went into another car, a. she had
fits" .... ... ....-
A school. committee man In Now hamp-
shire. in the course Of his report, said, "tho
school.committec win DO obliged to take
some active measures to prevent the in
crease OF pups u" our ''"0'
- iorlorn fellow says thus plaintvey !;
WHEN oa,'y aI'''s ncI aos nhp,lsoa, .
~o,iJ .,o, ,1l u,rn m %, 4 nat from a
hand like her'n; and when she kisses Tow.
ser's nose, oh! dontI wish that I were
those" .H
There is an instinct In the heart Of man
which sSss nun, g leu, ,h,, !" osss.
fortune 1.-THE Of his me, and tina, which
he does not pay bears interest. is amassed.
and largely swe'ls debt when sooner or
'' 10 "" a
a gentleman OUT wes' no'ng a'e'! o''
binary looking horse, asked q negro whom
he met how far 1t was to neighbor'ns
""n' ""'''' "o "a' sV'"s'
looking nj the animal under inc rdcr WIN
n broad grin Of contempt rcplied,' WI dat
mr. boss. massa. TIA iust fo'tccn miles.
,y,, -, :. a., ..h.,
wv gooa CHUNK % . n''' '''0
miles; but IL you jest had Massa Simmys
boss Gosh you're ddr notr!
r,. ,,,,,.;,, ,o,,o. !. ro.,.,, !, tuo nla.
CO.. in New Hartford .."I here BY depose and
,,.,I r,a.. Iv,,., ofI.v6,I 40. d;d
49,, -.e
hear MARTIN wilcox 'e'' nus noy' !" ''ouemJ
R~ster OF his Grounds and they stoned the
Noble Bird like Stephen Of Old Times, Even
,,,, n..,h .n,, ha In. In INV Comnost brap
'"'~
somebody must pay LOT tho oamasc'
A building in Rutland, VI, the Herald
avs. WAS struck bv lightning ON tho Fourth
,-.... $3.50, ~, =, 4. ,;,d,,
~ ~, -.
...,,. :, NJ. =. .,. ~, .na ;,.,s,..n.ou.,v
d;,..,;,, b;m,,lf Of hi, coat. exclaimed !: "Be
;aberu, I can lick the man that pushed me
out q the winder. Which o 20 done TT
4 la,ly found occasion to call upon den-
en-, , ~ ' "a,o .e' 800 '" ,a.. .nJ whsn in a
ME ,sant mood tho ladys hco shone with
s a"nss % ;ns;sSrs TSsy %cro Observed With
admiration by her little niece, Who by and
by seriously remarked; IAunt Mary wish
l had ooPpef''oeo 'e0en nk' ''u"
An old Methodist, very great at responses,
which wsro not Away: sPptSpr'a !, S Su. a..
w 'y'',a ~.' nnachs, The preacher. usually
lucid, was rather psrplszsd and fslt ID him.
sslf. lie laborcd through inc nrss part ana
said "Breshsreo, nave racsso snS S
elusion Of my nrss point" THANK Cod