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O'cn Citizens Of Boston aud ricinity:
10 spreads and sheets in 80 minutes. 1t
is rot only a time saving machine, but is
a great saving in wearing out the clothes.
1t works first rate.
j. G. EATON, City Hotel.
Manchester, n. III.
northampton, Mass, Feb'y 10, 1864.
MR. CRAM With pleasure | bear
testimony to the excellence of your Wash
ing and Wringing Machine. can truly
say that it is all you claim for it,-a per-
feet Washer and Wrnscr. My boy, IA
vars old, went with me last Monday,
and with our Machine did a large wash
ing, to the entire satisfaction Of the
parties. | washed the clothes clean,
without any injury to the fabric.
Respectfully yours,
MARY A. RILEY.
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Boston, April II, 1861.
Mr. CRAM, Sir Having given
your patent Washing and Wringing Ma.
chine fair trial in my family, am free
to say that consider it II complete sue
cess The combination of the washing
and wrlnGing apparatus in one-the
saving in time and labor-and above all
the great saving in wear Of the fabric
washed, compared with the binary way
of washing all render your improvement
well worthy the attention of every family.
Very truly yours,
+. III. SAVAGE.
Deputy Chief of Police.
Manchester April 8, 1864.
! have thoroughly tried the Washing
Machine purchased of you; it fully
comes up to my expectations; it washed
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y RINKERHOFFS CoRN-SnELERs,

- SEPARATOR and CLEANER.
The following is the report of the Judges on this
machine, at the great trial of Agricultural Implc-
ments, held at Auburn, n. T., in July. 1866,
under the auspices OF the New York State Agri-
cultural Society:
Among the machines on exhibition was Hand
Corn-Sh,llcr, Separator and Cleaner, exhibited by
J. lirinkcrhoif, Auburn, n. Y. We have carefully
examined and thoroughly tested this machine aud
have no hesitation in prOnouncing it the best
Cnrn-Shelcr We ever saw. It readily alapts itself
to ears ct any size or shape shells clean and with
great rapdity and ease, and at the same operation
separates he corn tr SIN the cob and the cha # from
the corn, and delivers the corn read, for market
and it requires but the labor Of one persen to
operate it. The whole affair is simple in construc-
tiun and durable.
ions $. GorLp, Prcs't y. Y. State Ag1 Soc'y
Is. 7. JOHNSON, Sec'v "
Solos LOS E Bonn Agl Editor N, Y. Tribune.
TCopy of Letter from T. s. Agent for the Paris
Universal Exposition
United States Agenc, for the Paris Universal En-
POSITION No. 40 PAX Row, Groom No. o. Times
Building, n. Y.
New YORK. Dec. 8, 1866.
Mr.. J. BGINKERHoFF,-Dear Sir:-My Advisory
Committee, appointed to select Implements for
exhibition at the Universal Exposition in Paris.
in 1861, have selected and recommended to me
your Corn-Sheller, as the best in America have
accepted their report and will forward your Shell
Ter. it delivered here ready for shipment, on or
before January l, 1867 Yours truly,
j. c. DERBY, u. S. Agent, &c.
The above Corn Shelter can he seen at the Stove
Store of A. Wilcox, where the subscriber. who is
agent Tor Addison County Except. ORWELL is pre-
pared to receive orders for the Shelter. and also
do all kinds Of Job Work usually done at Tin
Shop.
H. j. WILCOX.
Middlehury, March 49, 1867, slit
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A. C. WALLACE Esq. Manchester, n. II.
Dr. j. Poland. Dear Sir.-I very cheerluilv
give NV testimony in favor Of your llumor Doc
tor. as an excellent remedy for llumor'. My
numerous acquan,ances in Manchester know how
severely was afflicted with hoilS and they know
how perfectly good my health Is a present l9ur
Uumnr Doctor cured me. Please refer to me for
particulars in my case. ,
Manchester, y. H., June II, 1856.
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THIRTY-FIvE THOUSAND IN


THE AUTOCRAT OF THE KITCHEN.
Among our stoves which we keep constantly on
hand, and can furnish al the shortest notice may
I've found The Original =. =. STEWART STOVES
The Pride of the West, Independent, Good Snmari.
tan, Home Comfort, &C., &C.. Also large va
rcty of rarlor Box pHd Soapstone Stoves for
wood and coal.
We manufacture all kinds of Tin. Copper and
Shect-lron ware md keep constantly on hand
large assortment VI Stove Pine Zinc Lead & Iron
Pipe, Cast-Iron md Wooden Pumps, Plows Guilt
vators, Iron Sinks, Wooden, Glass anu Hollow
Ware, Yankee Notions, &C., &c.
Particular attention paid to tin Roofing putting
up Fave troughs. All kinds of job work and
repairing done in the best manner and on the
shortest notice. DORSEY, SWEET & CO.
41itt Benson. Vt.
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PRICE % CENTS PER BOTTLE.

PRICE 30 CENTS PER BOTTLE.
This invaluable Medicine will be prepared for
the present at the
Nesc E,ag1md BJtaic Depot, Boston,
lner the supervision of DR.. POLAND; Tor the
Proprietor, j. - fRnNCl,
TO whom all orders should he ai,l'es,cl.
Sold bv Dealers in Medicines everywhere
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Tins Machine combines in itself perfect Wash Bench Washing
ringing Machine and Sopng Apparatus that puts the soap clothes
nth saving OF more than onef the used the ordinary way
asEng. ' wv "
This Machine constructed AN ENTIRELY NEW PRINCIPLE and
nc oNL mACHNt ever invented that will do entirely family washing
thout rubbing parts of the clothes with the hand O
!! VIII wash the rst clothes clean less than one-ourth
ICATE
The washing done by running the between Rolls covered with
ucanzed Rubber corrugated sp The Rolls water and
clothes are rubbed and pressed between them the
ctn OF the su 1t both SelfA usng and Adjustable wash
pocket-handkec bedspe1 without altering lever The
png apparatus very simple and applies soap directly drte
ces This Machine needs only be appreciated Portable
light Ornamental and useful and WILL work wbis it is DESIGN
d, viz: O.
Wash Dirty Clothes PERFECTLY CLEAN, without injury
QUICKER and BETTER than they be washed bv
hand any other way.
we other Machine fun
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1t is superior to all others, and has the following

1t is superior all others, and has the following
SrECIAIITIES:
lst. 1t can he altered in an instant into any shape
or size. the pleasure of the wearer NAV desire
81. 1t will never slip OF itself or come apart.
3d. 1t is warantei to he the best material and
made in the strongest manner.
The PRICE Of this Skirt is tull as LOW as other
tirst-cass goods. Ladies are requested to examine
the merits of this really Superior Article.
T.. X. CLAY.
Mildlebury, April 20, 1867. bly,
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NOTICE.

n Office.
y rb9 existence Of tho Bank entitled "Thc
President. Directors 4 Co. of the Bank of YER
eenncs, chartered by the Legislature OF the State
OF Vermont. and located in Ncrgenncs, in said
State. was terminated agrcrahly to the laws of
said State, on the 22 day Of December. 1865, and
notice is hereby given that sail Bank will redeem
its outstanding bills. The following act Of the
Legislature If Vermont is published by direction
of said Bank. BY order OF the Directors.
W. T. PARKER, President.
H. C. UoRroN. Cashier.
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OF the eyes, drOwsiness a swced upper lip tongue
WHITLEY fdrrel, and stullcl with rel spots,
tetl or garlic breath, grinding of teeth during
sleep "a sensation Of lodHnent in The throat, an ut
natural craving for dirt chalk'or clay, iretlulncss
and irritability Of temper, choc, Its and palsy.
INTESTINAL WORMS
Are anon. the first to undermine the constitution
IN the list Of diseases. They often occasion severe
disease, ending sometimes fatally, particularly
when they ascend to tie stomach. Their presence
in their most ordinary situation is attended with
untLyorable effects upon the general health.
EMINENT MEN ASSERT
That all are more or less troubled with worms, and
that many die annually from this cause, who, by
the timely administration OF proper remedy,
would be saved. As Fellows Worm LOzenges
may be taken without any unpleasant result, and
a. most children are fond of them, their use is re-
commented to those apparently healthy, and thus
dispcl the cau,e Of what would produce suffering.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU USE.
Various remedies have from time to time, been
recommended, such us Calomel, Oil Of Wormseed,
Tdrpentine &C., 50 that dangerous and even fatal
consequences are produced. The necessity of II
safe ami sure remedy has caused much research
and study bv the proprietors Of Fellows Worm
LuZen, es They are positively safe, pleasant and
etfcctual. They do not kill the worms, bat act by
making their dwelling aces disagreel5e to them.
In order, however to guard consumers against de-
ccptiOn by base compound, the ANALYSIS OF Dr.
A. A. Hayes, State Assayer, proving the above
statements is annexed:
81 have analysed the Worm Lozenges prepared
by Messrs. Fellows 4 Co., and find that they are
free from mercury and other metallic or mineral
matter. kThese Lozenges are skillfully compounded
pleasant to the taste, safe yet sure and effective
III their action. Respectfully.
A. A, HAYES, NJ. D.,
Assayer to the State o! Mass
PLEASE REMEMBER
That Fellows Worm LozENGEs are prepared
with great care from tue concentrated extracts OF
two plants They do not act q purgative or
emeic, will not debilitate the patient, so
simple an infant ay devour a whole box without
harm, and will at the same time expel the worms
in an extraordinary manner.
Eg Fellows Worm LoZeuges is the only Worm
remedy in existence, combining harmless qualities
with delicious taste and amazing power.
PRICE TWENTY FIVE GENTS PER BOX,
Fire Bones for a Dollar.
This invaluable Medicine will be prepared ior
the present at the
.Hew England Botanic Depot, Boston,
for the Proprietor, J. C. FRENCH.
The Signature Of FELLOWS & co. is attached to
each genuise box.
Sold by Medicine Dealsrs generally.
BID. RUsTBRoS. Boston.
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w L L G III & HARV EY.
UNIVERSE CLOTHES WRTNGER

Inc only Nrlnger with the
PATENT COG-WHEEL REGULATOR
For turning both Rolis together and which posi-
lively prevents the rolls from Breaking or Twist
ing ON the Shaft. 1t took the first premium at the
Worlds Fair in London, 1862; and at the Ameri-
can Institute, in New York CITY, 1868 and 1865.
For sale by WEIGH & HARVEY.
All kinds of STEEL and IRoN, for sale
by WEIGH & HARVEY.
SrovE PIPE, TN and HoLLow-W
for sale by WEIGH & HARVEY.
The HOME CoMFoRr BAKING STOVE.
The best Stove in the World.
WEIGH & HARVEY.
All kinks of WooD and Coal COOKING
and PAnl.oR STOVES. For sale by
WEIGH & HARVEY.
A large Assortment Of TABLE and POCKET
CUTLERY. BY WEIGH < HARVEY.
PAINT, Stove and HORSE brushes.
WEIGH & HARVEY.
Nlddlcburv, April 23d, 1866. Aft
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EOR COUGHS, COLDS & CONSUMPTION,
Il Try the old and well-known
VEGETABLE PULMONARY BALSAM,
approved and used by our oldest and most cele-
brated physicians for forty years past. Get the
genuine. REED, CUTLER 4 CO.. Druggists,
Boston. Fropretors. 40;Gm
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MILLION GALE. ESQ . Boston.

| hereby certify that was Sorely afflicted with
hollis for two wears. developing themselves upon
NV limbs and other parts OF my body. The sui
irrints which endured fran them are in.lcscrib-
able Sufficient to say that faithfully triel sew
eral Of the most popular humor remedies, but
without removing the aitliction. At ieAS'h' nV
the earnest reaie.t of an intimate friend was
in,luccd to try Dr. J. w. pollurs liumor Doctor
and am very happy to attest that all my hoiIS
were removed. and my health was restored by
using Dr. Polanrs aforesaid me .irine
MILLION GALE.
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AN INVALUABLE MEDICINE
Il n or the Purifying Of the BLOOD.
DR.. j. w. P0LAND'S
IL u M o r ID O G II O II
A POSITIVE REMEDY FOR ALL KINDS
OF HUMORS.
Particularly
Erysipclas, Nctle Rush, Salt iRhcum, Scroiula,
CarbuncleJ, B,ils and Piles.

II is very easy to- say Of this or other Med
ciue, at is the very best Remedy known" 1t is
not always 20 easy to prove it. 1t is however
exceedingly gratifying to the proprietor ot this
Medicine that while he declares to the public that
this is a most wonderful aud effective Specific tor
llum,rs. a. stated above, he has abundant proof
at hand to sustain his statement.
For sixteen wear. the Humor Doctor has been
manufactured ana soil, and every year has IN
creased the value ui its rep tatiou and the amount
of its sales, IN New Hampshire. where it was
ori sinated, no remedy for llumprs Is so highly
prizcl. An eminent physician Cnow an army
surAseon) when practicing IN y H. purchased be-
tweed hltv am sixty gallous oi it, during some
seven or ei ,ht wears ami used it in his practice.
lie has since then ordered it for the Hospital
where he was stationed Other plvsicians have
unrch ,scd it, AMI have used 1t in practice with
great success Whrn the proprietor lived in New
Hampshirc at Guii-town C-utre. for the space OF
thirty o. FORTY miles around, ana in Manchester
par;icuttlv the llunor Doctor was well known
an hi shlv valued for the numerous aud wonderful
cures which it effected. Though manufactured in
ltrte quantities the supply was frequently cN-
hti. toll anil purchasers had to wait Tor more to
lie mule. In thit region. some very severe eases
OF rysipclas were trcltel With t,-tni they
were curcl. Ervsipelas sores, or carbnncies those
ugly painful ulcers, wcie entirely removed Wher-
ever ibis m, liciue was faithfully used So it was
with Scrulala aad salt Rhcum. The Hnmor
Doctor cnre them.
since the Proprirtor's removal to Melrosc vs.,
his present residence, he has been regularly SeihS
it to patients who have applied to him In rcrs'n,
AMI has been very successful in relieving ana
curin them. Olc cas- of ErNsiprlas--ot an plu
man - vrtrs-i, worth mentioning in pirtic-
ullr. When he clma to the Doctors office he
could onlv wear pair Of old rubber ovcrshoes his
feet an anl ankles were so swollen and sore.
When hc pulled of his socks the Scnhs came with
hem an the raw. b,ccling feet were lrlghtiul to
behold Suffice it to say, that less than one
dozen bottles of the ITumor Doctor (anl in Il few
weeks healcl up those feet and ankles, 50 that
they were smooth AMI apparently sound me
m,M wore boots without Inconvenience. Numer,
on, cases Of pmplcs III the face have been treated
with this m cine to the entire eradication OF
them In Melrose alone, there e more than
h,mlrel persons who haze usel the llum"r Doc
tor. and give it an excellent name. In an the
towns around it is well known and approved.
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INTESTINAL WORMS

Are among the first to undermine the constitution
ia the list Of Diseases They often occasion severe
disease, ending sometimes fatally, particularly
when they ascend to lie stomach. Thcirpresencc
in their most ordinary situation is attended with
untINorable ELECTS up0r the general health.
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ELOUR of superior quality, ground
Il every week, and for sale by
June D. ii. a. SHELDON.
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nRY GOODS and CLOTHING
- large assortment and lower prices.
June II, A. SHELDON
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1867-09-14
The Public Debt

WAsHIEGTON, September 4.
The following is statement of the pub
lie debt of the United States on September
Ist Debt bearing currency interest-Five
per cent bonds, 81, ,984, $50; s per cent. bonds
Of 1881, $289, ,676. 100: 6 per cent fve-twenty
bonds, 81, POS, ,7lO,5OO; Navy pension fund,
$13, 100000; total, 81, ,768, IA, ,l8O Debt
bearing interest II 6 per cent bonds, $l6,-
$4,000; three years compound interest
notes, $91, ,512, $50 three years seven-thirty
notes, $4O0 786, OPS; total, S3O8, GA, ,355.
Matured debt not presented for payment
Compound interest notes matured June 10,
July Is and August Is, 1867, 12,673, ,72O !;
bonds of Texas indemnify, 1858 900; Treas
ury notes under acts of July IL, 1861, and
prior thereto, S165,SII "a; bonds of April
Is, 1852, 4,768 So; Treasury notes of
March 3, 1868, 1883, $50; temporary loan,
$5,279, 1855 55; certificates of indebtedness,
1886, 900; total, $19, ,44O, ,375. Debt bearing
no interest," 1855, ,l64,s ,s44; fractional cur
rency, S29, ,392,172 81; gold certificates of
deposit, SIS, ,462, 700; total, $4lO,Ol9,7l7 81.
Total debt, So ,653,79 189 Ga Amount in
the Treasury-Coin, SIOl ,263. .O2O; currency,
S4IO73,O74 SO; total, $143, 1886, ,O98 So
Amount Of debt, less cash in the Treasury,
S2,505 ,456, ,O98.
The foregoing is correct statement of
the public debt, as it appears from the books
and Treasury returns in the department. on
the first day Of September, 1867.
(Signed) HUGH MCCULLoUGH,
Secretary of the Treasury.
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or engaged in the military or naval services
of the United States.
8 All persons who at the time they may
seek the benefit Of this proclamation are
actually in civil, military or naval confne-
ment or custody, or legally held TO bail either
before or after conviction, and all persons who
were engaged directly or indirectly in the
assassination Of the late President of the
United States, or in any plot or conspiracy
IN any manner Herewith connected.
In testimony whereof have signed these
presents with my hand, and have caused the
seal Of the United States to be thereto aE-
fixed
Done at the city Of Washington, the 7th
day of September, one thousand eight hun
dred and sizty-seven.
(Signed) "a ANDRHW JOHNSON.
By the President.
WILLIAM h. SEWARD, see'y Of State.
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READ TIE ADYKRT1sElrExTs.- he man who
does not read the advertisements in his pa
per can never be said to be well informed
The advertisements indicate not only the
business enterprise, bat the enterprise of
the advertiser. When you see a man who
advertises literally, you may be certain of
finding good stock of goods in his store,
that he keeps up with the Market and sells
cheaper than those who do not advertise. If
you want good bargains, always patronize
those who avail themselves Of the d7ants-
ges afforded through the columns Of their
paper.
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Olive Logan, IN her article on g The Leg
Business, relates the following. "Such lit
tie inaccuracies as knock knees and boWlegs,
trifing errata IN natures original edition,
remarkable for their frequency in. the human
family, especially in those misguided mem
bers of it who have rashly chosen the stage
as a vocation, are nimbiy rectlied by the pad
professor. 1 saw letter from enc Of these
the other day, which may be worth prodac-
ing here for the sake Of its righteousness,
That It is a genuine document, / pledge my
word it ran thus: PHILADELPHIk--Aans;
Them tites Is finished your nees viii be al
o Is when you get them on. Bad figgers is
all plaid out now they viii eaust 9 dollars.
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Criminal F0zlL--TwO sons of Thomas
Evans, near Worthwhile, Ky, one about eigh-
teen and the other about fifteen years Of age,
as had been their custom, were playing with
each other after the way Of soldiers. One
had gone out to chop some wood, when the
older brother approached from the barn,
with pistol In a playful mood, one said
to the other, surrender. when the other
replied, Do you surrender at the same
time Swapping pistol which ne supposed
unloaded- 1t went of, however. the ball
passing through the heart Of the younger
brother
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OILY WHILE.

OnIy Hegs While 70 work.
And long. long tins g restj
Ihsa ds5Va shs slsua Eroha ths aoblng brow,
IAs aga non sAs troubled breast.
Upi vita strong and hopeful heart,
Upi With . cheerful smile;
we've only = time TO run the race.
And 70 rest long, long while.
We've only while 70 watch and pray,
And long. long time to praise;
Our God. tbs Father, knoweth bsst-
Then question not his ways.
We've only a very little EhiIs,
As short So the going down
OF the setting sun, to msskiY bear
The Grass and the thorny crown.
Only 3 little while to SOW,
And . long long time 70 reap;
Lets SOW In faith with an open hand
And tares from the good seed keep:
Only while to cast our bread
On the river Of life 80 wide;
Wen aRd It safely gathered up
On the shores Of the Other Side.
Only little while 70 loose,
And long, long time to fnd
The jewels death, will rob rs Of,
The friends VIII leave behind
Ouly while 70 trim our lamps.
Ere the bridegroom passeth By;
Thea I'LL them well with the oil Of life,
Let the fame rise pure and high.
Only While--What matters it
II our life be short OF longl
II We only siaE few faint notes,
Or ths whole Of the changing songI
Ohly = while our barks must drifs
To'srd the misty Isle Of Tears,
Where the pirate Time, has buried deep,
Lost hopes Of the by-gOne years.
Only while these barks are borne
On the swell Of sorrows waves,
By the stranded joys OF other days
By shore Of grassy graves
Only a while they'll struggle On
Mid the Darkness and the strife;
Then GSd win drop their anchors deep,
Ia the quiet sea oE-Life.
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A young lady in the mountains Of Vir-
ginia once asked a member Of her Sunday
school class who made him. Upon bis cen
fession Of ignorance on that subject she
tried to shame him by pointing 60 a very
small boy who was olf fat Oh the r1diments,
hut was rather taken back when be replied
Think he oughteF he don't look Ike he's
been made more than three weeks, and
ha'n's had time 20 forget where he come
from r
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A chap from the country, stopping at 8
be would have green tea, replied, he did not
care what color il was, if it had plenty Of
sWeetenin' ia t.
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Wool has now reached the lowest price,
on the gold basis, that has ever been known
in this country.
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General Duncan, commander at Nashville.
has written note 70 the propEietoas Of the
new theater, IA which be states thatif Kau-
kee Doodle is insuilsd again he HllI send
guard 20 she theafeF and eject tie c:4endafs
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Somebody, over the signature OF "a
planter" in the Corinth News, says:
If had the most valuable things IL the
world and was about to viii T. I'm away, the
following would be my plan Of distribution
I would will to the world truth and friend
ship-Which are very scarce.
/ would give an additional portion Of truth
30 LAWYERS, traders and merchants.
would give physicians skill and learning.
I would give to printers their pay.
To gossip women short tongues.
To young women good sense, large waists
and natural teeth.
To young sports or daHdies, common
sense, little cash and hard work.
To old maids, good sempeEss smooth faces,
little talk and good husbands.
To old bachelors, wives, children and love
foF virtue.