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Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-08-03

Mr.. EDITOR: Your Puzzler's Column of last
week is certainly most excellent have cut out
pasted it in blank book for future references It is
very handy in this shape too. No part of it is get
ting lost or mslaid: now have little book that
is hard to beat, for its size, mathematics tried
to estimate its money value but soon concluded it
could not be bought for any reasonable sum.
was mistaken in my answer to No. IA. / dis
covered my mistake soon after sending my commu-
nicatiOn to the Postofice.
think Bro. Delta is wrong little on No. I4o, for
the difference in the length and breadth of one of
his houses is more than 80 feet and in the other less
while by the data it should be just 80 feet.
l was certainly diverted week before last at Bro
Limeston 8 str w W man teaching him grammer and
Rs straw Ms sot ha
and absolu'e y sat upon him. Hard as it is for
our dear Brother to be kept down by this straw man
for two weeks, demand that he shall not leave his
seat on this Large Limestone till have had a
chance to cross question him little.
uses, and second now the verb sat" is corrugated,
in his grammar. and why he differs from other su-
''axaie'' a. used in problem No. II is plural. What
would be the form for the singular number of that
noun Fourth; why he called the partieipial or
pressing action Extending into the future" Fifth
i the outer rail is eeyated-by data Of problem
No y, mind you-how much is that elevation?
Sixth. Ii this car while loading-from same data is
in motion. What what is the 5ate of that motion? Mr..
this terrible Large Limestone" tits true said he
who knows which will be up at the next turn And
il should once more be torn in pieces, by this f-
be collected. bound up. and sat" upon this LaIee
{ not to sav great Limestone" again Mr. Stawnsn
That he had told Brother Limestone. he bsJ ;s TSs
taken the data of Problem No. 2 that he had better
up like the rest of the contributors to this col
umn had done when they were in the wrong and set
himself right at once. This sensible advice he was
about 10 follow; when his young aad CAV enchan-
/ She proceeded to point out where, with sophistry
and false reasoning he might still make show Of
being in the right, -
/ told him plainly it would not do; that running
as used in problem No. II, did not express action
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-08-03
NArouEz, GUEnNsEY Co.. ONO. July2s'

Mr.. EDITOR Il was very much gratifed, in look
humor manifested Bro. Delta is ''once more unto
the breach" and with al his feast. has nobly won
of in answering problem No. 1855. and said 100
rows was not the correct answer; Now my opinion
is that considering all the data that given u.s. 120
rows is the true arithmetfcal answer. But we will
see what some of the other contributors say about
it Guernsey was afraid he would have TO hang that
twisting be made way with the cheese. bat didn't
do anything with the pole. Now Guernsey, TO hear
egraphiug better than cheese" That may be, but
it is almost a sef,evident truth that you like
chees ey problems better than telegraphiug" ones
As all the time havs for working problems is Mon
day mornings! you may expect erceedin0iy few an
sWcrI from me. y 10 =. .t.r .sas ! u o..
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-08-03

inches in diameter Ny boy Willie brought in an
egg one-twelflh u-Ia) that diameter, which told
HIM to p close up in of the right an2led cor
tho globe, He tried and failed and nests me to
ask Sammy. Robin, Innis, Delta and 5. X. how
much each side of the globe must be brought in"
to justcr his egg. Come, boys. tell the child.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-08-03

but had the rame meaning as when we speak of q
running horse when talking about Lmestone's fs-
vSrte race horses. that inclined med 50 much to the
in motion, especially while loading car also told
him his other reasons were wrong, because he ar
But nv words seemed like idle tales" to him, when
compared to the promptinss of his oily tongugd tor
dismissed. Mr.. Stra6nan; let POOR brother Lime
stone up.
Who can help sympathizing with brother Sammy
young ladies he popped the question to. Limestone
may well sing this dirge:
"Ye mus, s. pour the pitying tear
For Samuel snatched away,
had he lived another year
He had not died today
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-08-03

Problem No. l43-42s-4s times. RectangIes are e,
each other as the squares of their diagonals.
Problem No. IA-Otiose lost by not accepting the
6st offer | wonder at his making such bad calcu-
la,ions, for take it he is clever in figures.
Problem No. l45-Board of Education received $s1;
Board of Foreign Missions s99 Board of Publication
$40 and Board of Home Missions $50, sH
Problem No. l46-$7 II 1-s. found by the common
&c.
Problem No. 147-One horse cost $500, the other
$50. 4 ~
Problem No I4s-width s.16X feet.
Problem No. l49-Square miles 154953.7X graves
unoccupied Sc 929. .63s. .2T3. 800.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-08-03

z Sun Rises .......S 80.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
Special Notices.
Schenck's seaweed Tonic.

This medicine. invented byDr J.H. ScHEScE.
Of Philadelphia. is intended to dissolve the
food and make it into ehyne. the first process Of
digestion. By cleansing the stomaee with
Schenck's Mandrake Pills. the Tonic soon res
torres the appetite..and food that could not be
eaten before using it will be easily digested.
Consumption cannot be cured by DR.. Schenck's
Pulmonic Syrup unless the stomach and liver
is made healthy and the appetite restored. hence
the Tonic and Pills is required in nearly every
case of consumption. 4 half dozen bottles Of
the SEAWEED ToNIcan three or four boxes
of the MANDRAKE PILLS will cure any
ordinary case Of dyspepsia.
DR.. ScBEYoK makes professional visits in
New York. Boston. and at his principal Office
in Philadelphia every week. See daily papers
Of each place, or his pamphlet on consumption
for his days Of visitation.
Please observe, when purchasing. that the
two likenesses Of the Doctor. one when in
the last stage of Consumption, and the other as
he now is. in perfect health, are on the Govern
ment stamp.
Sold by s1 Druggists and Dealers. price
$3.50 per bottle. OF $50 the half dozen. All
letters for advice should be addressed to DIR.
SCHKScK's Principal Office. No. Is North 6th
Street, Philadelphia. Pa.
General Wholesale Agents; Demas Barnes L
Co. n. Z; S S. Hance. Baltimore. Nd; John D.
Parke Cincinnati, Ohio; Walker & Taylor. Chi
csgo. Ill. Collins Bros, ST. Louis. Mo. Qst. ".
ca. mo. / ";
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
CLIMAX

Aplain statement Of facts. I inherited Scrof-
la. and many of my relations died with it. In
1855 ny case was frightful. Tumors and ulcers
spread until in 1s42. under the advice of my
physicians 1 went to Avon Springs. / received
no b~eneht-tried every medicine and did every
thing I could. I had to rest my arm on a cush-
ion, and had not been able to raise it to my
head for over 3 year. The discharge from two
ulcers was nearly q pint a day. Amputation
was recommended; but pronounced dangerous.
L could not sleep. and my sufferings wese intol-
cradle. Afriend brought me an English physi-
clan who applied a salve with which he said he
had accomplished extraordinary cures in the
hospitals in England. 1t commenced to relieve;
I persisted in its use; it finally effected q perfect
and entire cure. Itisnow 1S4S. 1t is Eve years
since 1 had the appearance of q scrofulous sore
and my health has been good ever since. I pro-
cured the receipt of this wonderful article-this
blessing ofhumanity-and have called it"PAGE's
CLIMAX SALvE," and allow the public to use it
or not as they choose. This Is q brief but can
did statement. given more fslly in my circula 7
GeneTa. New York. ls4S. JIM. PAGE.
New YORK. Oct. 16. 1866.
81 have known ]. NJ. Page, Esq, of Geneva,
N. Y, for many years. He is one of the first cit
liens Of Western New York. I saw him last
week in good health. His case was a most re-
markable one, but actually true in every par
ticular. tSiEned) DENAs BARNES"
We hsye watched the unaided but growing
favor of"PAGE's CLIMAX SALvE." and ~availing
ourselves Of the knowledge Of its wonderful Gu
ratiTe powers. have become prOprietors of the
same.
1t is a sure cure for Burns. Scalds. Scrofula.
Salt Rheum. Fever Sores. Broken Breasts. Frost
Bites. Chilblsins, Stings, Bruises. Cuts, Swell
lings, &C., whether upon man or beast, Is SUBJ
dues pains and inflammation with surprising &C.
lerity. and heals burns without a scar. No fam
lily should be without It. 1t is always wanted.
and is slWays ready. We viii forfeit q dozen
boxes for any single failure. We believe there
never was anything hksi in the world. 1t is
put up in tin boxes. surrounded by a circular
giving facts, directions, testimonials. g., and
can be ordered through any respectable Druggist
throughout the world. Price only Is cents
WHITE L ROWLAND.
Successors to J. N. PAGE, III LIBERTY STREET.
New York. lev. 9TH VIZ. l yrI
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10

1 know he will. Eff he's drunk enuf,
he'll hurrh for johnson, and its possible
TO git EN- down to the pint Nv votin with
700. Lord, how whiskey drags a man
down. Sec wat it's brot 700 to-" and the
insultin wretch rolled of, latin bolster
ously. "Git EN- drunk, Perfesser,' he
yelled at me ez long ez he Good see me.
We don't intend to give it up. Big
ler's advice wuz gIvin in jest, but never
theless, 1 shel act upon it. Whiskey is
wal brings white men TO US, and eff a
white man can be thus eapchered, why
not q Niger? The Africin hezn't got ez
far to fall to git down TO our level, and
it'll take less to bring him. Bascom or
dered five barrels to-day, witch 1 spose the
Administration will pay for. We have
yet the Moo York Custom House, and
more w the perkesits must be yoosed for
politikle purposes.
PETROLEUM V. Massey, P. NJ.
witch Is Postmasterl, and likewise
Professor Nv Biblikle Politicks in the
Southern Classikle & Military Insti-
toot.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
From the Terre Haute Album

The following. from the penof one OF
my young writer's, is so true 10 nature
that 1 cannot forbear printing it just as
it came from his pen. 1t has the genu-
inc ring of a schoolboy's first compost
ton. Nasty and Billings, with all their
study and practice, can't improve
much upon one of natures sons:
Oxen Is a vary slow animil they are
good to brake ground up i wood drath-
er have horsesif they didn't have kolick,
which they say is wind collected in a
bunch, which makes it ~dangerser for to
keep horses than an OK. if there was
no horses the people wood have to
wheal thare wood on a w~healbarow it
wood take them to or thee days to
Wheal a cord a mile. Cows is useful to
i hsEe herd som say that if thsy had to
be tother Or an Ok thsy wood be a cow.
But l think when it cum to have their
tits pulled of a cold mornin they wood
wish thay wasn't, for oxen don't general
ly have to raise caves if j had to be
emmy i wood drather be q heifer. But if
j coodent be a heffur and had 10 both i
wood be an OK. ISAAC SPIKER.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10

MIXING BARIEs.-An Alliance CORES.
pendent of tho Canton TO- Repository
relates the following: Some days age
there was q dancing party given for
the benefit Of the Fenians, on the out.
skirts of town. and several of the ladies
present had little babies, whose noisy
perversity required too much attention
to allow their mas to enjoy the "hop."
A number of gallant young men vol
unteered to guard the infantry while
the ladies engaged in the ''bresk
down." No sooner had the mothers
left their cherubs in the hands of the
mischieVous wretches, than they strip
ped the darlings. changed their clothes
giving the apparel CT one to another
The dance over, the mothers each took,
as she thought, her own baby, and
left the scene of gaieties and started to
their homes several miles apart, being
far on the way before the 'peep-o'day."
On the following day there was a ire
mendous row in the settlement
Mothers discovered that a single night
had changed the sex of their babies,
and then commenced some of the tall
est female pedestrianism. Living miles
apart. it required two days to unmix
the little cherubs, and will require as
many weeks to restore the mothers to
their natural sweet dispositions.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
THE SONG OF NIGHT.

~ 1 love the magic song Of night,
In natures voice If sWeetly sung,
Eer since twas said let their be light"
Gods harp has never been unstFunE.
hear If in the sunny vale.
In every cline. in every land
In the wide oceans low, deep wall,
In waves that break upon the strand.
In the deep gloom Of midnight caves,
u woodland shade and boundless plain,
In all thedesp. bright coral graves
Der which sweep-the surging main.
An avalanch. a note Of dread,
That thunders down from slpine heights,
Far and near its terror spreads
A dirge Of death oft sung at night.
The cricket'sshIin and cheerful chirp
With Thousands tiny voices chord,
Proclaiming an everlasting harp
Tuned by the finger Of the Lord II.
Vernon, March q. 1867.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
Extensive Mining Regions Of
Nevada, Utah and Idaho

with Sacramento and the Pacific Coast. from
whence their supplies must be drawn; and the
Earnings of the portion. already running are
very heavy, and largely IN ercess Of the interest
upon the CompdRy's Bonds.
Having been for some time familiar with the
operations of the Central Pacific Railroad Co..
We are satisfied tina. they are conducted with
rare ability and prudence. and that the ener-
getic and economical management Of the Com
pany's affairs entities them TO the confidence of
Capitalists and the public. We have carefully
investigated the progress. resources, and pros
poets of the Road. and have the fullest conf
dence in its success, and in the value and sta
bility of the Company's securities. The atten-
tion Of Trustees Of Estates. Institutions, andin-
diViduals desiring q long safe and remunera-
tive Investment. Is especially invited to these
First Mortgage Bonds
Orders may be forwarded to US direct. or
through the principal Banks and Bankers in
all parts Of the country.
Remittances may be made in drafts on New
York; or in Legal Tender Notes. National Bank
Notes, or other funds current in this CITY, and
the Bonds will be forwarded TO any address by
Express. free Of charge. Inquiries for further
particulars. by mail or otherwise. will receive
punctual attention.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
HISTORICAL.
Gardeners Rheumatic and Neu-
ralglc Compound.

CHICAGO, Nov. Is. 1850.
Nh. Il. r. GARDINER, Proprietor Gardner's
Rheumatic and Neuralgia Compound.
Sir-Having been afflicted with the Neuraral.
gia in my face for six months, a friend induced
me TO try your Compound. and l can cheeriully
say 1 found it the only relief. and I recommend
it to all who are troubled with the Neuralgia.
Yours Respectfully, A. BOOTH.
Oyster Dealer, Cor. Madison & Dearborn st.
GEEKsEO, Henry Co. Ill. May I6. 1866.
II. R. GGRDINER-Sir.-I can now make g
more full report Of my wife's case. The two
physicians l had called in haTing failed to cure
her, she then began to take the medicine you
sent her, and alter one bottle she began to have
a better appetite and to improve otherwise
HerswelliDgs baEe gone Down and she has grown
quite hearty. Iwish you would send one dozen
bottles 10 me as soon as convenient. / will re-
NIT amount Truly yours,
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
Atlantic & Great Western
Railway
Sale of Stock for Delinquent


NOTICE is hereby given, tn
IN the shares Of Capital stock of the Allan
tic and Great Western Railroad Company, here
tofore subscribed By persons residing in the
County Of Trumbull. and State of Ohio, who
have Whelly or partially refused or failed to pay
the installments due on said stock subscriutions
by order of the Board Of Directors of said Com
pany. made by a resolution passed at q meeting
of said Board on the 10Th day Of November. A.
D., 1866. will in pursuance Of said resolution,
for the purpose of paying the installments due
on said subscriptions Of stock. with the interest
and penalty thereon. be sold at public auction,
1t the principle office of said Company, in Kent.
Portage County, Ohio, On the 9Th day of May,
a. D., 1867. commencin ing at 10 o'clock, q. m.
and continue from day to day. until the whole
shall nave been sold.
The names Of said subscribers. with the num-
Der of shares subscribed by each, set opposite
thereto respectiyeiy. are as follows. viz.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
GUARDIANS SALE

" In pursuance of an order Of the Pro-
bste Court of Trumbull county. Ohio. made on
the LIST day of April. A. d. 1867. in the ease Of
Zalmon n Beman. guardian of Flora BemsD,
Thomas P. Bemsn. Ozells Beman and Edwin
N. Beman. against his said wards. the under
signed viii. on the 18th day of April, 1867
at one O'Clock. P. n. of said day, on the premi-
ses. offer at public sale, the undivided one halt
ofths following described Real Estate, situated
IN the township Of Gustavus, in the county Of
Trumbull, and being part of lot No. 81. accord
ing to the original survey ofthe said township of
GustaFns. and boundeda as follows: Beginning at
the north easttcorner of said lot; thence west On
the lot line to the north west corner Of said lot:
thence south to lands owned by Rufrs &. Be-
mar; thence east along the line of hufusE Be
mans land, to the east line of said lot; thence
north on lot line TO place Of beginning. and to
contain One Hundred and Twelve Acres. Also.
one undivided half of eighteen AcTe s Of lsndin
lot No. IS, in said township Of Gustavus. and
bounded as follows: Beginning thirty feet south
of the north east corner Of said lot, being on the
south line Of. highway; thence west OF said
south line Of highway, about seventy-hTe rods
to g stake and stones; thence south on q line
parallel to the lot lines, so that a line running
east. parallel 10 the lot lines, and extending to
the east line of said lot. shall contain eighteen
Acres OF land; thence east on the last mentioned
line to the east line of said lot; thence north on
the lot line to the place Of beginning, and 70
contain the aforesaid eighteen acres Of land.
excepting from the above last described lot Of
land, four and oue-half acres.
Terms made known on day of sale.
ZALM0N n. REMAN,
Apr3, 26T-2t Guardian.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
word to the PubItc,

As the forms Of disease for which we pres
cribe the Compound have their origin in the
blood. let the sufferer remember that no slerely
outiocrd appliance will afford him permanent
relief, because it cannot reach the CAUSE. The
Compound going info he bIOOd-THE CITADEL
OF THE DISEASE-drives il from its strong
hold. aud the victim is relieved.
81 This should never be forgotten. 4 Sure
Cure Warranted.
Tolman. Pinkham 4 Co., IS South Water St.,
Ccicsgo, Agents for the Northwest
H0YT. STRATT0N d HAPG00D,
Jan Q. lS65-lyr Agents, Warren, o.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
PLASTIC SLATE ROOFING.
THIS NEW ROOFING MATE

Wills NEW hOOr1NO MALE.
RIAL which has attracted so much atten-
ton the pastseason, is now within the reach OF
all wanting roof in this county.
The subscriber having disposed Of his former
business. will reside in Warren after the LIST OF
April. and give his exclusive attention to the
putting on Of this roof. Until that time he may
Be found at the American House, or for the
present week working hours. at the new Rot
ling Mill in Warren, which is now being rooted
with this new maseriai. Roofs have been put
on for the following persons the past season:
Jacob II. Baldwin, House, Jameson Dc Vince
Ter. part of Foundry; Packard, Cook d Co..
addition to part Of Planning MIL; Iddings q
Morgan's Store. Part Of the American House,
over tin; John HutchiDs. same; Packard. Hull
d Medbury's Blacksmith Shop: James Ward
4 Co., Miles, Rolling Mill and Nail Factory :
Marshall i Calhoun. Store at Niles.
His roofing has the following qualifications:
LIST. II makesa perfectly tight roof.
ID. It is fire proof and the fact Of its being
licensed by the Fire Board" in the city of
New York. to be used in the fire limits. is sum
cient testimony on this point. besides il can be
proved By actual test, in q very few minutes to
any who doubts it
Sd. 1t is not expensiVe-costing less than a
first class single roof.
4th. 1t can be used on q very fat roof or on
: roof Of any finish or upon q perpendicular
WALTZ necessary and not run by the heat ofthe
sun.
5th. 1t is durable the elements having no
effect upon il. except to petrify i. forming 3
sheet Of solid slate. S. PARRISH.
Warren O.. March %. 1857.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10
To Protect sheep from Dogs.

If sheep are kept in the same lot with
COWS or fat cattle. no dog will disturb them.
As soon as the dogs approach the sheep
they run to the cattle who drive off the
the dogs. A farmer for thirty years. in
Shelby county, by adopting this plan,
never lost a sheep by dogs, although in
the same night the same dogs killed sheep
IN the farms north and south of him.
Rural Gentleman
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-10

In the Land
Should read and remember these importan
DR.. d NERVINE.

AND INVIGoRATOR.
Among Medicines. Il s Homaa's best Friendl
Leucorrhea, ~4menorIhea, Amenorrhaga, Dys-
menorrhoea, Dyspepsia. Sick Headache, drag
ging down sensations, loss of strength, mental
depression, coDstipsted bowels, sleeplessness,
irTitabilify. and the innum cradle symptoms OF
low vitality and disturbed circulation-are cured
by this extraordinary medicine. One tedspoon-
Htin water Is worth more as an InUigordfiao
Tonic, than any amount Of Alcoholic Bitters,
which are always attended by reaction and
depression.
D0DD'S NERvTNE
equaliE5s the circulation Of the Nervous Fluid,
promotes the free circulation of the blood
aids digeStion-cures costiveness-reEulates the
bowels and restores the vital organs to their
natural activity. heOntdfns No OPIUM or other
poisonous drug. and as an InvigoratOr will make
strong and healthy the weakest system.
No woman should dispair Of perfect r~estora-
ton to health until she has thoroughly tried
500
ii. B. STORER & CO.. Proprietor.
20. Fulton St, AeW York.
Warren. July IS. 1866.
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FISK 81
Bankers and Dealers in GoTsrnmentSecurities

Bankers and Dealers in GovernmentSecurities.
No. 8 Nassau Street, N. z.
n. BAH kinds Of Government Securities
received at the full market price in exchange
for the above Bonds. Also
e. Al descriptions of G-opernmenI. Securities
kept on hand. and Bought, Sold. or Exchanged.
- Gold Coin and US. Coupons bought. sold
and collected.
Ia Deposits received on liberal
terms, subject to check at sight.
Ss- Collections made throushoutths country.
~ Miscellaneous Stocks and Bonds bought
and sold at the Stock Exchange on commission
for cash.
IA Special Attention given to
the Exchange of SEVEN-THIRTY
NOTES Of all the Series for the
New ~FIVE-TWENTY BONDS Of
1855, on the most favorable terms.
March Is. 1s67-sm