The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1867-11-29
Facts and Fancies.

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Bureau Howard is only thirty seven
years of age. so ,sa - -.
Coolies sell for seveaty-ive dollars /.
piece in Jamaica
Bcauregard has returned to New Or
leans
Maryland's Democratic majority is about
10, SD st774
Indiana boasts its biggest apple crop this
year. E e
Illinois sportsmen shoot wild ducks with.
small cannon. o7 .t -..... i.
Weston is gaining flesh by his trip
whether he gains the wager or not
The Oldest person in the United States
Is IL years old, is a negro woman, and re-
sides In Londonderry, N. II.
The body of a suicide, who was buried
In Hartford | 3 years ago. was exhumed the
other day, petrifed.
The bureau agents at Frederick sburo
toted the infrm and rascally freedmen from
the hospital and jail to the polls. 81 y I
The total number of deaths from yellow
fever IN Memphis this season was 1872.
The South Carolinians have taken to
smoking beef with mahogany chips, which
gives the meat rich brown color. s
A lady in Washington was divorced last
tuesday morning. and married again At
noon
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There is enough iron in the blood of for.
ty-two men to make ploushshare weigh
Ing twenty four pounds. .g--r..a
A smart lad, hearing his mother remark
that she was fond Of music, exclaimed.
Then why don't you buy me drum?" s.n
1t is reported that Admiral Farragut
has discovered relative in Paris, in tho
person of Don Louis Farragut, an old Span
ish Hidalgo.
DR.. Hall says: "To be great orator, o
peerless beauty, or the star of the social
circles, whether man or woman, is tina
next door to being lost"
A maiden of sixty seven summers ha.
eloped with a lad of tweaty-two years. from
Wetherheld, CT, and much sympathy ia
expressed for him in that neighborhood
Connecticut has been visited ty tire.
mendous fail of snow, which did much
damage to shade and fruit trees. and COM
pIeteiy broke up Geographic coumunica-
ton.
The Sugar Wedding" thirty ds,. after
marriage, is the latest fashion.
An exchange wants to know il, vben
young "omen blush and weep, the, oaa be
said to raise hue and cry. .,-. ...
| Why is kissing girl like eating SOUP
with fork? Because you can't got
enough. .,.-..-r ..,s. 90.
A young man who is desperately in love,
says that he has been electrified With =
gal-vanic battery
The song of the repentent husband .f,.r
knocking bis wife dewn-"Come rest in
this bosom, my own stricken deer
A young Neapolitsn Princess, whose
bridal toilet is just completed, has sixteen
lace dresses, finest quality. H
man who has a wife or sweetheart
named Like Is not to be believed in any,
thing, for he's always telling Lize about
everything.
1t is proposed that Cansd. shall have
100000 al'hia men at an annual expense of
three million dollars for twenty FIVE DAYS
drill.
, "A case of courtship of forty five years
standing is reported at East Lynn, Mass.
The gentleman has paid his visits on each
alternate Sunday evening.
A cheerful item for cold weather reading
, Is that revivsl Of religion is taking place
In Rock Island county, Illinois, and ten
persons were baptized in the river on Sum-
day
II hope this hand is not counterfeit
said lover as he was toying With his
.sweeth.art's fingers. The best way to
find it out is to ring it, was the neat
reply. ---
Two tender hearted Providence ladies'
we're recently seen endeavOrIng to resusci-
tate, with smelling bottles, tipler who
was overcome and PROSTATE in the gutter
man in Dayton tied monster snap
ping turtle to handwagon, the other day,
and upon coming out to look for his wagon,
found it moving leisurely down street, tho
turtle crawling off with it.
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Thirteen hundred pounds of struggled
nutmegs were seized at Wyandotte, Friday
morning, by United States officials. This
is unfortunate for those who are fond Of
the fragrant spice in hot teddy. .r.
The language Of the sole-creskine
boots "at #'t" $500 teai az 80 =
A famine in Scandinavia is among the
latest Europeon misfortunes. ~ lH b.