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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

'Jes' so!--SExAslsr r'-ySs.S, shilsls sAid
in the morning he took Plantation Bttcrs;
he felt weary at night he took Plantation Bitters.
tally operrssrd. he took Plantation Biiis~; and
they never tailed to set him on his pins sqnArs
Few persons want any better authority; but
~ some iaay, just rad the fefiowings -
:" Lowe much 10 you. for
verify believe the Plantation Rttrrs have saved
my iiic.o REV. ~. II. WAGNER.
Madrid, N. Y"
have been grsat .uf'
fersd from Dyspepsia, and had to abandon
preaching. The Plantation
Bttcrs have cured me.
REy. {. \. WILDWOOD,
'ns"s New YorkCity:so
tite--sas 50 weak and eneryated could hard,
walk, and had q perfect dread of society.
The Plantation I1itters have set me all right.
JAMES HEMINwAY, !,
"' ST. Louis No."
Tho Piantation Dittsy~
have cured me Of arrangement Of the Kidneys
and Urinary Organs that distressed ME for wears
They acted like q charm. e. Z. MOORE,
ajI BroSaway, ksw Iork.rs
Mrs. u NJ. DEv0E. manager of tha Union
Home School for Soldiers Children, says shs
has given Il 20 the weak and invalid children
under her charge, with the most happy and
gratifying results" We have received over a
hundred reams of such Gel tihcates. but no I'd.
vertiscmrnt IL 80 effective As what people them.
selves say of . good article. thur fortune and
our reputation is nj stake. The original quality
and high character Of these goods will bc sus.
tanned under every and all circumstances. They
have already obtained o sale In every town. VII.
lagc, parish and hamlet among civilized nations.
Base imitators try to come as near our name and
style an they can, and bccauss agood article ran.
not be- sold as low as u poor one, they ipd somc
support from parties who do not carr what they
sell. Ia On Your guard See our private stamp
over the cork. T.. II. DRAKE & CO,
New York City.
Saratoga sprisg Water. sold by al
Druggists.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

On the 25th ult. Captain De La Mesa,
of the bureau, and Captain Mills with
fifty-nine of the 10th regulars, arrived
at Rome, Ca, and, in accordance with
orders, proceeded to arrert all the citi-
zens who had participated in a charita-
BILE entertainment whereat tableaux
called "the officers funerar' had been
exhibited and q Confederate flag dis
played! Honor to the brave. While
our liberties are thus guarded they are
as safe as rat in steel trap.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

Whoever says that dyspepsia IA ipeurable,
tells s-that IL 90 say. makes an sgregi0us mis-
take. More than ten Thousand aggravated oase~
BITTERS while the number that have been
prevented from coming Ia bad by the s.ps
means. 10 incalculable. In Winter and early
Spring when the appetite Is sometimes too Wig.
or0us for the comfort and safety of tie stomach.
Indigestion In most prevalent and most distrxss-
ing In the appetite 10 he balked 20 aoc0rIIno-
date the digestive organs Not 80. for then the
rzne would lack its due proportion Of brtrfn,ent
The thing to be done is 20 sTaESoIBEy rHE sToz-
IcB. tone tlIe liver, and put the bowels In per,
feet order Sothing viii do this 80 en-ctaAIly. A.
rapidly. no quietly. 40 piaA4anfly. ss HOsTET.
TER'S BITTERS. This pStent preparation
trims and talanees the system. and clothes a.
- IL were. with defensive srmor. ChroBic iys-
pepsia- liver complaint. and fever and agne are
never known 10 attack those who are wise
i've.
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Speak No EviI Of Dignitaries.

We see from bill reported by the
Judiciary Committee, in the House of
Delegates on yesterday, that "evil
speaking" against the grave and rev.
erend" members of that worthy body
will no longer he tolerated, at least from
newspapers. The "Act in relation to
Lihrls" could have emanated only from
trouhad spirit, writhing under the
lash of merited satire. The arrows of
ridicule must have been keen and pierre
ing to tap the hidden fountains of all
this bitterness. Dcep-seatcd iniquity,
irOn-clad in inpudence and case-hard-
eued by the induration of sinful life,
is difficult to reach, but there has evil
IDENTIFY been deep and searching pune
ture of the legislative epidermis.
We are somewhat at n loss to deter
mine the authorship of this ingenious
statute. 1t may be that the "man-
goose" is again on the rampage. Per-
haps the Wayne county parson has re-
covered sufficiently from the effects of
Bill SMITHS hand-shuttle' to fix up
this contrivancc for carrying on large
operations in libel suits upon small
stock of character. Or more probable
the Cabcll county luggage-lifter has
concocted this Legislative curiosity
with a view to doing business hereafter
upon a basis that will enable him to
avoid indictments and dispense with
pardons. 1t may be that even now he
contemplates the rich rewards Of a
ruined reputation, and that in looking
forward to the splendid damages he will
be enabled. by this act, to recover he
Feels the stern Joy that scoundrels feel
In plumber worthy of their steal
But whoever may be its author, We
regard this bill as pleasing and fiat
tering testimonial to the efficieucy OF
the REGISTER iu exposing incompetency,
unmasking knavery, and denouncing
corruption. That our ventilation OF
Tue VI tllc loNtlS ih thiS
has been deserved and just, is proven by
this contemplate scheme to muzzle the
press, shield rascality from exposure
and enable every knave whose villainie.
have been dragged to light, to find re-
venge in robbery. No honest man
would propose such legislation as would
enable him to seek redress for the as
saults of o public journal from 8
corrupt rather than a pure tribunal
No innocent person would ask an enact
ment that would permit him to take
his case from an Ohio comfy jury into
court whose very name is synony,
nous with corruption, and whose in
famies will be abhorred as long as mel
shall remember the character Of NAT
HARRISON. The very introduction Of
this bill is an acknowledgment by the
men at whose instance it is proposed
that they are guilty of the acts with
which they have been charged, and
that they fear, and would prevent
further exposure.
This evidence of the success OF oul
labors for the public good is extremely
gratifying; the REGISTER ishighly hon
ored in being deemed, by the politica
nuisances it has held up for popular
inspection, proper subject for specia
discipline. Encouraged by this high
tribute to our efficiency, We shall con
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02
THR BEAUTIFUL snow,

oh! the snow the beautiful snow
Filling the sky and earth below; -.
Over the housetops, over the street, .-.
Over the heads Of the people you meet T.. +.
ts Dancing --' .,,s
Flirting, a.
8 -F,.. Skimning along '- ~ ~
Beautiful snow II can do no wrong, ~.
FLYING to kiss a fair lady's cheek,
Clinging to lips in frolicsome freak,
Beautiful snow from the Heaven above,
Pure as an angel gentle as love!
Oh the snow, the beautiful snow,
How the fakes gather and langh as they go 9,
Whirfing about In its ntaddening fun - 7
1t plays In its glee with every one.
Chasing.
p Laughing, % % H
Hnrrying by;
II lights on the face and II sparkles the eye
And even the dogs; with bark and bound ?
Snap AZ the CRYSTALS that eddy around;
The town il alive. and its heart in glow, -
To welcome the coming Of beautiful snow
How wildly the crowd goes swaying along.
Hailing each other with hunior and song!
How the gay sledges, like meteors, hash by.
Bright for the mement, then lost to the eve;
Ringing.
Dashing they 60,
Over the crust Of the beautiful snow
Snow so pure when it falls from tho sky,
To be trampled in mud by the crowd rushing by,
To be trampled and tracked by the thousands oi
Till it s siends with Che filth in the horrible street
Once was pure as the snow-but fell.
Fell like the snow.fakes from heaven to he'll;
Fell to bs trampled as filth in the street; q
Fell to be scoffed TO be spit on and beat \
2 Pleading, i, = fF.EEirs
l.. So Cursing, :. u, IE u
DreadiDg to die,
Selling my soul to whoever would buy;
Dealing in shame for a morsel Of bread
Hating the living and fearing the dead;
Merciful God have fallen 30 low
And yet was once like the beautiful snow
Once was fair as the beautiful snow, -,
With an eye like its crystal a heart like its
glow;
Flattereti and sought for the charms Of my face
Father,
Mother,
r.. Sisters AL. = l-.
God and myself, have lost by my fall:
The veriest wretch that goes shivering by,
Will take wide sweep, lest wander too nigh
For all that Ia on or above me. know,
There il nothing that's pure rs the beautiful
snow.
How strange it should be that this beautiful
sbould fail ON sinner with nowhere to go!
How strange il should he, when the night comes
again,
If the 1now and the ice struck my. desperate
brain, ...
Painting,
Freezing,
Dying alone.
Too wicked for prayer, too weak for moan,
To be heard in the crazy town.
Gone mad in the Joy of the snow coming down,
To lie, and so die in my terrible woe,
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

Who would not b. beautiful Who would not
add to their beanty, what gives that marble
purity aud distisgu< appearance NO observe up
the stage, and in the city belle II 10 no long
er q secret. They USE iiagan's Magbolis Balm.
Its continued Use removes tan. fiecklcs. pimplss
and ronghnes-, from the face aud hands aud
leaves the. conpl@1iop -n,oath transparent,
blooming aud niyishing. Unlike many cosipet-
les II contains no material Injurious 10 the skin.
Any Druggist will order Il for YOU, II not on
hand. at ~ crnts per bottle.
". T. iIAGAN, Troy, y. Y, Chemist
DEMAS BARNES 4 Co,
Wholesale Agents ". Y.
Saratoga Spring Water, sold by all
Druggists.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

Capt. w. II. Williamson, of Mobile,
has purchased the race horse Harry of
the West, and challenged any horse in
the United States to meet him in the
spring races for any sum between SlO,-
600 and $4,000.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

II Is most delightful Hair Dressing. l
IL eradicatcs scruh and dandruf,
IL keeps the head cool and clean.
II makes the hair rich. soft and glossy.
ltprrvents hair turning gray aud falling sn.
II restores hair upon prematurely bald heads
This Ia just what Lyons katharion will Do
II is prctty-it il schrap-durable. II is literally
sold BY the cnr load, and vet its almost incrshl
bic demand is daily increasing, until thsre 10
hardly country store that does not keep II, or
q family that does not us- 10.
T.. TlIOMASLYON, Chemist, X.
sarntesa Spring Water. sold by sli
Druggists.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

A pair of liliputians were brought
into the world by a lady of Preston, CT.
One of the infants weighed less than
one pound aud half, and the other
n little over two and IL half pounds.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

Lyons EIrHlcT oE PreI JinAiel Gisosx--
Tor Tpalgssfi0p. Nansea. Heartburn. s<rh He'd
arhs Cbolera NOrhus flstuIspey. ks., vhBs .
warming stin Hla ht 10 required Its sarwful pre-
para,ios md entire purtsy makes % Q eh~sp and
r,liaLle article far culinary gurpssss- SoA ss
oss" Pun Extract. Take mn other. : ~
ssssssss spriss water. 80 By sil
Dugzista
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02
and Closing OF the
Mails,
1.-THE POsTOFFICE, WHEEL.

ARRIVES. CInsEs.
Eastern Through Mail,
via G.. & 7. X. T., for
New England States,
Eastern New York and ll:l5a. m. 9l5 q. M.
Eastern Penna. iO5 p. M. 2D p. in
rfttsburg. Cleveland and
Chicago via c. & j. X. ll:iJa. M. s:l5 m
R..--................... 1l5p.m. 2:3Op. m
Wheeling and Pittsburg
Way Mail. l.............. Has a. NJ. s:l5 q. IN.
Through Eastern via Il.
go. i. r.. for Washing.
ton, ID. g., Baltimore 800 n. NJ. HOO n m.
and Richmond ......... $50 y. III. e:D p. IN.
Way Mail East Of Cum.
berland, Md........... 500 a. III. zoo p. IN.
WAY Mail West Of Cum.
berland, Md. 5OOaT. sOOp. m.
Parkersburg and v. W.
Va K R............... ll:o pm. s;Op m
Western Through Mail
for Chicago, Cincinnati,
Columbus, GAINESVILLE l:3O loo p. m.
and Louisville. Hoe s:Wp. In
Through Western for In.
dianapols and st.
Louis uis................. I:39p.m 100 r. a..
Way Mails for Cincin.
natl Wilmington and
Zanesyille and Column
bus PiquA and Indiana
Railroads ........... Hoo p. IN. sop. m.
Western Way Mail, via
Central Ohio X. R.. ii:oop IN. 500 p. m
Wheeling and PArkers
aurg River Mail, Sun.
day, "Wednesday and
Friday, 5:Vo O. Nd.
Wheeling and Pnrknrs-
burg River Mail Mon
day, "Wednesday, aud
Friday. ay.-.-.....-..-...- 300 o. m.
Hempneld Z. R.. tf5 q m. a3o p. m.
ST. Clairsville and Bridge. 1000 .. IN. 80 q m.
port 600 p m. 23o p. m.
Martins Ferry and Mt.
Pheasant. .....-......--. ll:oo o. N. fes ?. M.
CadiI, Ohio, via c. 6P.
X E.-..--.-.-.--..-.. ti:b d u tlS a. m
Cadiz, Ohio, Stage Mail,
Tuesday, Thursday,
and Saturday y.......-.. i:se a. N.
Cadis Ohio, Stage Mail.
Monday, Wednesday,
and Friday ay.........-.- Seop. N.
West Liberty and Gin
ton, W. Va, Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday 100 m. i2:3s p. m.
Ryer-on Station, Pa, Sat
nrday. y.--.-.-----..---.- 80 m.
Ryerson Station, Pa, Fri
day ay.................... esp m.
o.s LONG. Pm.
Wheeling. Oct 10, 1896.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

H.imsts.sf. Isirnitsbis Hair cosesiss b - .
dys. An fnsssntassous dyes sss eo1ossd q
[saar ea..h< and more or lsss d<sffpy tss vitsil.
Nv ana b>suty of the hair. ThiA 10 ihs oristnsi
Hair CoIsriDR. and has besn grosiag % fsvsr
ovey ~spty yesrs- II restores gray hair ts its
original eeisr BY gradual sl~sptiss. u nsN
remarkable manner. u 10 slao . bssuttftl heis
sIideaisn C.HKINsTKEET. chenisl
ssssssss svvisg wsssr. - 3 ~
Druzgits SsssSsv
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

q. yraTrJ.s EaiH,sE ysAls'-s
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02
at'heeeliug gtsi5ter,.

The Register has n Larger
Circulation, by 50 per cent,
than any other Paper publishr
ed i'm West Virginia. Its value
as an Advertising Medium Is
therefore Apparent.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

.ytAI9SF gl SssIu4ptsIgpFbN
a b ...... .-r. a.ss ..-. 81 40
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02

toilet delight. Superior TO any Cologne,
used to tlahe. facss md pcssses 20 reukr tae
fume clothing. for headache, &C. II IL manufao-
tured from tue rich Southern Magnolia, .sd Il
obtaining patronage quite unprecedented. IL
Is favoritc with ACTRESSES and opera singers
IL is sold By all dealers, at ~ " In large botsles,
sale Agents. s,-sa-'s
saratexa sprinw Water, sold, hy I'll
Druggists. .Ts 49, q. ,.... So = HsI
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-02-02
Painting,
FreeIin.

Dying alone.
Too wicked for prayer, too weak for moan,
To be heard in the crazy town,
Gone mad in the Joy of the snow coming down
To lie, and so die in my terrible woe,
With a bed and shroud of the beautiful snow
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1867-10-05
going down of the same.

going down of the same.
And he-eyen the printer of pa
pers-did magnify and enlarge upon
the stock Of goods which the trader
had in his store, and did publish the
variety, and tie excellence, and the
newness, and the beauty, and the
cheapness thereof, till the people
yes I! all OF them. far and nsar, were
amazed. -
and they said, 10 this man hath
gathered from the east and west
6stly merchandise and wares of
TcndrOus value-sven the workman
ship Of cunning artifcers-and we
knew it not. .l
! Go to, then. We will laY, out yQuC
which he doth publish shall be ours.
For this mans merchandise is better
than the bank-notes Of those who
l9IemiSe ID pay, and therein lie, even
banks of deposit which beguile US Of
our money and swipdle US like sir.
But the trader Was still sad, and
he said "The money that these
people bring me for the goods in Ii!
store l will give to the printer, and
thus will ruin myself; | will do that
which no man hath yet done in my
time, or before l will made the
printer man, when all men scorn for
his poverty, rich, and he shall be
clad in fine linen and rejoice.
And the SOILS of men shall meet
him IN the market-plac and the
Scoflers shall he rebuked, and take
Oft their mats to him that was poor.
And he shall fash the dollars i'll
the eyes Of the foolish, and shall eat
bank notes and sandwiches.
Iea, even snail he light his pipe
with cotton money and cast his spit
tie on the boards of other nen.
For | shall ruin myself, aul he
who adveItises me shall enjoy my
substance.
But 10 the trading man-eyen he
who sold merchandiSe-became rich,
and even as the unclean beast lieth
in the mire, so stirred he not by Tea
son Of much greenbacks
And the people hoGked to his store
from the North, and from the South.
and from the East, and from the
West.
And the printer rejofeed and his
"phat" did abound.
But the trader could not become
poor and his melancholy ceased, and
the smiles Of happiness were upon
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1867-10-05
A APARARLE-TKE EFFECT OF PRIR
TERS INK

There was once upon time n man
who kept a store and sold goods al
wholesale and retail
And became melancholy, because
customers were shy, and times hard.
And he said: Lo! ! am ruined.
and the sensation is disagreeable.
And my ruin is painful TO bear,
because it is slow in progress, even
as water doth gradually become not.
ter in the pot wherein the lobster
boileth. until the crustacaceous crea-
turc shrieketh out his soul in an.
guIsh.
Lo! it is better to be ruined quick
ly than to endure this slow torture.
L will give my money away to the
poor mau-even the poorest, which
is he who printeth newspapers and
| will shut up my shop, and wrap
myself in sackcloth of deSolation,
and pass my DAYS in the peTilouS or
broken banks, curSing the hardness
of the times and rending my gar
meutS
And the bowling Of Rome snail be
as dulcet sounds Of dulcimers, and
they who blew the flutes and lnStru-
mcnts of music, compared to din, |
will make the ears ofthe wicked
even in the ears Of bank directors
And when rs he said, so he did
for he was not like other mems sons,
who are foolish and know il not, and
they will do so and so, performing
that is contrary.
For the sons of men are tickle. and
ne that IS born of a woman doth spite
his face by diminishing the length
of the noses hereof
And, 10! the pTinter-even be who
publishes newspapers-was made
glad by the bounty Of him who sold
wholesale and retail; aud he did
sound his praises and print them
moreover; and did blow his trumpet
Cf fame respecting that mans deal
sH
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1867-10-05
f. O. G. ORD,
Brey't. Maj. Gen. Commanding.
HTGE & bgpUS

IHV LTUUT' -UEH z % I'M v \ u Z
Need we wonder that so honest a
gentleman, so brave a soldier, so Just
a commander, as Gen'l Ord has plo.
ven himself, was sighted by a Con
gress which disgusted the world by
its fulSome laudationS of such deSpots
as Sickles, Pope, and Sheridan.
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1867-10-05
IS KENTUCKY IN TIE CNIEN ?

We have seen no more grave and
startling Issue made in politics than
,hat hy Senator Wade in his recent
frantic and blasphemous speech IT
Portsmouth. Ohio, Re said
Compare negro voting Tennessee
with rpbcLcursed Kentucky. II the
latter they have elected a Iull ticke}
Of traitors 10 Congress, and they
ccme mp and demand seats there, bG.
not one devil Of them will ever get &
seat there. Cheers and repestgS :
cries of 'Good1 Yon may cal it
despotism, but what sort cf lespot-
ism is it to cxclnde from the govern
mcnt men who openly tried to des
troy it, 1t i> quite enough if We
spare their deriliSh necEs cheers ,
and my right hand shall forget lls
cunning before ever l vote for their
admission. 10u must exclude them
for the safety Of YOUR Government
Let rebel Kentucky try II over agsiu
According TO Senator Wade, Ken
lucky is rebel because her people
would not elect Radicals to Congress.
Therefore the men who were recently
elected to Congress are rebels and
are to be excluded from their seats
This would put the great State
which sent far more native Union
soldiers TO the war than Massachu
sets, in the same situation as were
the ten rebel States before Congress
established military lsspotisn o7sI
them
Mr.. Wade. 10 he consistent, musr
apply the same rule to the other boz
der States like Delaware, Maryland.
West Virginia and perhaps Mis-,
souri,. The report is going the rounds
of the papers, that Senator Sherman
has said that the next Congress
would be entirely radical. So re
markable a declaration would indi
cate that no Democrat elected from
any Congressional District of the
North is to be admitted TO a seat.
Long since We predicted that thi.
would be the landing place of the
radical diSunien party.
II will be next held by these radi
cal diSuniOr traitors, that ifNortheru
States are so rebellious or disloval
as to be unfit to be represented ia
Congress, then their local govern.
mentS are diSloyal or rebellious, and
military dcSpotislnS should ne estab
hshe1 over them. Why not extend
the rule 70 Connecticut as we'll as to
Kentucky Why not station troops
in such a democratic" or copper.
head" or ''rebel" Congressional Dis.
trict as BerkS, in Pennsylvania To
this must we come at last, if the
VsJc.Sherman idea is to rule. All
Of Their class talk of going on in the
logic Of events, to the establishment
Of true republican government, by
breaking over State barriers. Here
is an issue of vital importance to the
great central States, where the strugS
gle of the people against tks Orr,
and tyrannical Congressional rsn;p r;p'
ers has assumed the form wbstha-
whites are to coDtrol ths drstin;ss -
The uaIirn and ,hs ~nt ,if.sn, -
a