Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-09-30
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The new !Tainmany Hall will cost $2z5,Tl
OOO.s39pi all bua o1a9N ad- II, n,i,sy.r, !.
Eighty-nine Gent ptenariansI died In Eng,
lland last Year, at,,,;,y,,-,.. -.
Grant kept away from Antietam fol. fear
Of political b6res.l % 'E+f13oia'1s b2bu'
A Jacksonville paper cries alo1d for set,
tiers to take land at fifty cents an acre. lnt,
AifadicaloYg says that the California
radicals forgot themselves. We'll, they, only
forgot what, isn't pow worth remembering.
Louisville Journal. - : 40 ''9t SEoe A
In the geed old times, one one hundred years
ago, in New Hampshire, the billfor. ssrais-
ing" meeting house included the item OF
$127.50 for rum, i.,. y .'ihJ y 9ai
A sporting editor speaks of Greeleytas
"posting down to Richmond to bet $5 600
to nothing with Judge Underwood, that
JEFF. Davis would not run away soy s,a 4.r
An old lady announced in court at At
lanta, that she ':had no counsel, !" that ..GOd
was her lawyer" - sMy dear Madam u re-
piled the Judge, "He does not practice in
LnlS cOurtss Irfs 51siq s5i MOI 5,fs q -.
The largest room in the worid-The
'sroom for orimproyementtps s.ze1t s,sr, - ...r7
The Tribune says the California; returns
seem to have grown sworse.nn - y Greeley
seems to groan worse. 81 ssd, - - l., .
An inxeterate old bachelor says that
ships are called ''shen because they keep a
man always on the lookout. s...sss. -,
Why is q young lady from boarding
school like building committee Be
cause she'is ready, to receive proposals. st
Is there any ygeod reason why sidewalk
fruit-venders should not be- called gutter
perchers ?-N. Y. Netts.s - emo s t'"&s .
He who sets up a carriage ilat the sug-
gestion OF his vanity generally sets it
down atIthe suggestion of his creditors, 20
DIR. Hall says that for the period of a
month before marriage, and month after
death, men regard their wives as angels.
II this, be SO the Democrats will Soon
have amajority in all the States. s.-Bostor
Post.
Why does water boil sooner in an OLD
sauce pan than new one? Punch takes
it upon himself to answer this abtrilse
query, bys saying, tits because the ole
pans used to it3'l 9i,tsJ 1ass.4 sSi :.if ~
An English paper says that at a school,
at tWallsend, near Newcastle, the master
asked a class of boys the meaning of the
word appetite . whea,- after a short pause
sene little boy said, "a knpws.. sir; when
I'm tight" '''' y '-7-' t'oil"' a''
L What have the women to say to this:
Women were born. so fate declares iiiG2 :
/ ''l& To smooth our linen and ourearess si,ffs;z Z
] f..--f,t And It's but just. for bv my, troth,
''''' They're veryapt to rufie both. h."fii n ~
-ta'One' of the beauties of the court of Fred
erick, the Great said to. the King. t.'-ire
| how is it that you, who are so glorious al
ready, still seek tor new fame?" "Madame,'
he replied, ''for- the same reason that you
although so beautiful still wear rouge"
|cNNothing like love and hunger to drive /,
man mad or make him happy Next to (:
feast upon seventeen year. old pair of lips
nnder the crane VinPSl hV mon nfIlitJft g ,
/ foray upon a platter of cold beans after
fishing all day for suckers. The one fills /,
o7portici heart and the other an empty
stomach.