The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1867-11-16


took, AMI who got tight, ETC., but that's neither
here nor thar, anil don't eonsarn you; 80 inelose
YOU tother balance OF my euzzin's letter, and re-
main alters truly youru, ). SMITH, ID. j.,
eyyhph h Drstrik Jc<s Of kaul psrspektiv lately
.taale, Jestcs Psa-e, &C, ia the stat TeSasJ
PSI sent that last letter OF mi euzzin's to
him 10 washinton in print, and he telegraphs me
word that hisself and the Dock is nifty well
pleaae,I MT H. j. s.
WASHINGTON, DEEsTRICx KoLrMBA,S
August, 1867.
DxxR Crz.- saysi,
YOUR Illness, that's mty good stuff, good as
any we have at the White House, but think you
ar nifty sly about takin it. Ef l hadn't trickt
YOU, I reckon shouldn't have any casion to
wipe my mouth now. Kurnei, says he, I'm blised
20 do n good many things ON the Sill It's rs
easy tho "a falling Oh chunk, ef You get onct
used To ia. 7 am, says he So vile we was n
talking. in cum big strapPin nigger, and laid
th. Docks soard OF Stait on n eharc. Saysi,
perceive your Illness is keeping eulIerd snrvents-
~, saws he smiling all over, Kurnel, that's moth
ing noo TO me. I'm putty well used to eullerd
pusrons to home. TLem's nifty handy and useful
folks, ct man only nose how to handleem lido,
and nose how to handle chem, Hketrise aTthsy's
gof and il made me n dook and strornary
envoi ~ To this ere niger, when I meet Sum-
nerIeaIls him my friend and tueks him under the
arm ; ard when | meet johnson, givs him a kick
on his shins on the si. I'm bound to make cul-
lerd pusaons serve me. Bymby he tuck up his
soard and showed it TO me. Says he, Kurnel,
how la ycu like my soard? think it'sas good as
GiuraI Grans's Saysi, better its much cleaner.
= I..EI.
When ordered them soards Of ticket, Min
ister Of Interior insisted that hi-en should be
1aetIy the same n mine, and we cum nifty nj
unto having fte about it, but after all mine Is
the beu AMI the longest, as it oughter be.
7 forgot % tell you, euz, all about the row
when we, I and the Dock, met John Morrissey
and Fcrnandy and DooIittlc and Patterson We
a talking and getting along right srnartly,
and the Dock spinning sorie stiff yarns
about his sugnr ertate- in KOJlau, and showing
the plan- ON en- and how rich his kingdom were,
and how nifty easy il we're for n smart man to
make a tarneI fortin, when j. VI. sorter prieked
his ears up and grv His Illness polite invite to
come 10 his rOoms and have n game. You should
hav seed how the Dock Mt that his toe
nails and stratencd hI-self uFard and BACKYARD
like till he was moren foot out the pendickeler,
and couldn't hav teched his nose with ten-fOOt
pole. says he, Mr.. Morrissey, thank you, but
amt that sorter gnme; and then he looked
round with his head thrown packard like our old
snOrting Mustang stud to home at all Of uns,
one by one, much To say, :. DO We see the
Dock" John was sorter struk back Mt frIst, but
his dander riz putty soon and he put his dubbed
fst behind his back and says he, what do yer
meen by looking that ere way all round and bob
bing yer ugly smeer Mt me for? Seeing Johns
dander riz struck all us in heap like
an electeric fax Fernandy jumped before John
to pa-ify him, pulled the Dock by the coat tales
Patterson, who was about three sheets in the
wind, rolled up his sleeves re,ldy for fte, and
the Dock turned n white as n chalk figger head.
Fernandy kept talking nifty fast to j. VI about
the Dock and His Illness and strOrnary envoi,
and tarnel shame, and all that n talk but il
only pearel to make John wurser. What do /
care for his Docks? IF he's got the dimes Use
got the doLars-and by I come by en- jest as
honestly NJ he did. With that he drawed his fist
from behind his back and says he, and darn It, |
KIN smash in your weepers, and a. for your ugly
mug III. Bot myself and Doolittle both
took His Illness urder each arm and led him
away like n scotehd poSsum.
When We got outside, DOolittle left us and
went back to stop J. VI. making sich a Internal
noise Kurnel. says the Dock TO me this day,
you have saved kingdom from ruinatiOn-
shall make you n mite eummander with n vally-
able cross to it. IN my military order, eff mi noos-
paper manly the by, says he, that same drecktor
OF my nuospaper 10 hum il n namesnke yOurn-
Is he, suysi, ginuine MumfOrd- No, saith the
Dock, he's Moth. says i, thort 80 ; them Of
the ginuine Mumford's line are too slick TO be
eotehed coming near onto the FIRE. Sez the Dock,
ef mi noospaper to home gives n full count Of
your service this day, mi Minister Of War will
soon make you n member Of the orfice OF In
spekter Ginral. / thanked His Illness, and says j,
your Illness Your pussonal aid dc scamp, I'm