Delaware State journal and statesman. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1855-1870, 1867-03-01
WIT AND HUMOR.

crowded-for there are thousands of persons
who will go 10 sec q man married or hanged who
would not venture out on any other ordinary or
extraordinary occasion. Among the spectators
were widower and widow, both 10 the noon
day Of life, who happened to sit together in the
same pew. They had slight acquaintance, aud
very naturally whispered together upon the
appearance of the bride and bridegroom at the
altar At about the conclusion of the ceremony
the gentleman sighed very audibly, and whis
pcred to his companion, Poor things | hate
to see them start out in the world alone I'd
like to keep the poor creatures company to-
night $50 would = sighed the widow Say
we CO. said the widower, bright idea striking
him. Agreed responded tho widow. The
first ceremony was no sooner through, nccord-
ingly, than up marched tho hero and heroine OF
our story TO the altar, and in less than trice
were made one flesh to the utter bewilderment
Of the assemblage. They married in hasle,'
and let US hope that they will never repent OF
leisure
An INolpENr OF THE WAR.-After the battle
Of Aptietam. and when the hospitals and churches
of wasl;ngton ware filed with tho wounded
fra, that and other fields of carnage. a Uoi.ed
statss Senator desired mo to accompany him on
tour through the hospitals. 10 this readily
assented, aud we proceeded to Judiciary Square
| Hospital After some time devoted to the pa
tionta generally, the Senator inquired for SOL
diers from his own State, aud was first conduc'-
ed TO the bedside Of German soldier. The
senator inquired OF 'he so'uler "ne'uer ho was
severely wounded ana upon what part .ne mOsn"
was ioestea. Ihe solaler rep'ieu u Ha'"et
broken Enghsh' very musn "9unui oe suoo'
on mine arm, on mine right leg Oh mine tother
leg, on mine ham, and on mine neck very
much shoo'ed' But sara tue SENATOR now
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arm. and then | sthop.'
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man in nloce of one as usual and being nske,
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=, One OF those deVo'ees OF mamnon once
% eelseu LESSON 'sO" uu'"D's ~" y, va
sed s~e,oiant homage. liz said. DO YOU know,
ma that am worth one hunafea 'a0aSanu uO. ,
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inc respopusu', "0' e"a A"O"
too @'e "O''"'
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