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 TnE Nation says s25 will purchase, in New York, any testimony wanted.
 MAINE Judge has decided that hop beer is not intoxicating, but beer drinkers are nearly intoxicated with delight at the dccis- ion.
 A DOCTOR detained in court as a witness complained to the judge that if be was kept from his patients they might recover in his absence.
 A TRAVELLER describes New England az the greatest watering place in the country. He could not get anything but water
 Ex-Gov. BRAwLrrTE, of Kentucky is go- ing to practice law in Louisville
 SIDNEY, Fremont county, Iowa, is still there, but now belongs Co Nebraska. in con sequence of late ireshet, which cut off the town and several thousand acres of land from its eastern attachment.
 MANY man who is rough and brutal in his intercourse with the outside world is amiable enough in his farnily-as the tiger though terror to strangers, is gentle and uxorious in his den.
 A YOUNG lady at Long Branch is reported as " clothed in laughing eyes and Q bewitch- ing smile" Light gear
 THr power of fortune IS confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit
 IN order 10 keep up with the progress of the age Time has abandoned the scythe and hour-glass and purchased moving machine and watch.
 TIE French have invented the great need of the nineteenth century-a cheap funeral The hearse contains not only room for the coffin but seats for the priest and mouners- is indeed whole procession with only two horses.
 \ CHICAGO bachelor, who lives in a board ing-house, wants to know "how kissing and hugging at the table may be prevented " among recently married people.
 A BRUTE in Ohio who beat his wife through the summer night was arrested the morning ior-distuTbing his neighbo sleep!
 IF you feel miserable, d. aet keep qniet your unhappiness, but make those arouI you as uneasy as yourself-there is nothiI like distributing your blessings.
 AN English paper contains aa adyeFtis ment for an under laundry maid who can sir in a choir. Singular achoirment.
 
 GESTLExEx who smoke alIege that it mak them calm and complacent They tell US the more they fume the less they fret. MESKES is called a star of the first mag nitude, constellation-the Great Bare, in fact. A MURDER was recently attempted by a youth in Derbyshire, England, who had been led to the act by reading Jack Sheppard and Dick Turpin. A NEW YORKER who lately succeeded in producing l6 chickens from 800 eggs by an artificial process, says the method is perfectly feasible, but he doubts if it will pay.
 AN Australian paper says that the neigh | borhood of HavelOck was recently visited, after heavy rain, by clouds of flying ants, | which were deYoured in great numbers by the | fowls, but the insects, not killed by the swal- lowing, ate their way through the birds crops, and caused their death.
 A JOKE new and strange might be made by | si. iisInizer sufficiently reckless out of the | question, Was Noah an ark-itect by trade 2
 To BACHELORS: Dr. Stark, in his last re- ports for the Scottish Registry Office, asserts that the ratio of deaths among unmarried | men between the ages of 25 and 30 is double that of married men, and that nearly the same disproportion is maintained between the ages of 30 and 35. He adds that, in gen eral, husbands may count on twenty years more of life than bachelors. ' A MOVEMENT has been set on foot te erect an asylum for useless young men. The only trouble to the success of the plan is that no building can be made large enough.
 A POOR fellow sometimes drives Ostentati- ously a pair of grays when he is driven by score of duDs.
 A NEW religious sect has sprung up in Germany. It's pecnliarities consist in wor- shipping in dark roofn and in silence