Arizona miner., 1867-11-16
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MALA PKoHImTa-Apples Of discord
 DEIIRIuM rREMESs-Artifcial excitement.
 How can cross husbands have happy homes By keeping away from them.
 RoBrRT BoSxER's income for the last year was S2000O0, without deducting Dexter
 TnE latest Chicago newspaper change is that NIT. Shehan, one of the Tribune staff, becomes editor-in-chief of the Times
 CHARLES II. WEBB, the John Paul of the New York Ctizea, is about entering the melancholy profession of comic oratory.
 THE Ereaiag Ga,ette defends the practice of punning Let the Gosefh also set the ex- ample.
 DECATUR, Illinois, boasts of female brass band. Qucry-ls Miss Dickinson an honor ary member2
 THE Hartford Couraat says; "Attention of hogs is called to an advertisement in an- other column"
 CmcAGo lawyers talk of making discount on divorce fees when a large number of bills are wanted in one family.
 4 REVEREND gentleman was before the Police Court in St. Joseph the other day for being most irreyeFently drunk. So was Noah once.
 COLONEL HENRY R. FooTE has an invention for converting petroleum into steam--by the intervention of boiler plates. The redoubt- able Colonel is another Ajaz OHeus'
 4 GOOD little girl" in Richmond recited 800 verses, and went to heaven next day to receive her reward of merit" Children, be- ware
 THE eight-hour men of Cincinnati oppose the election of ;bc editor of the Gazstte to Congress because he works sixteen hours q day.
 AMONG the innumeable professions by which men thrive and get on in this world is tbat of rat catching. To be a successful rat catcher requires deal of skill, the result of experience and natural ability and aptitude So says the experienced Chicago Tribune.
 TIE diffusion of intelligence has reached the lowest limit in Manchester, Mass, where the town authorities print s notice that it is contrary to law for dogs to go at large, to roam about without medals, also to shoot pis- fOls, to fly kites, and to ride or drive fast through the town limits We should like 70 see a specimen of these persecuted canines Where is Barnum?
 TIE Italian advocate Panattoni was re- gently defending man who had swndled the Government "Gentlemen of the Jury" said he, have practsed my profession honor ably. l believe my client innocent. If you refuse to acquit him what influence will have in pleading future cases 9
 TIE TEXAS JimDlsc2e vouchsafes an ex- planation of its extraordinary name Jim plecute is compound word, derived from jimple and cute. Jinple is a corruption for simple, and was originally applied to sopho- mores or the wise fools of colleges, but is ob- solete anywhere except in Texas.
 Ar A United States Bankrupt Court in Dayton, Ohio, recently, the only creditor young man fan applicant) had was a young lady, who obtained verdict of five thousand dollars against him for breach of promise of marriage. This claim she would not release
 A NEGRO was SO convinced of the lowli- ness of his race that he was indifferent as to future state, believing that 'deyll make nig- gers work eben in Heben A clergyman tried to argue him out of his opinion by rep resenting this not to be the case as there was no work for him or any one else to do. His answer was, You gwO way massa; l know better If dare's no oder work for cullud persons up dar dey'll make um shub de clouds along .'