The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-05-08
WAYNESBURG, PA, WEDNESDAY, MAY s. 1867
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covered Of cat and document that one
has claws at the end Of its paws and the
other has pauses at the end OF its clause;
of wife and an editor, that one sets
articles to right and the other writes
articles to set of the eagle and certain
kind of dog, that one is a tarrler in the
sky and the other is Sky terrier of the
permission to speak and the command
not to speak, that in one case you are al
Lowed to talk and in the other you are
not to talk aloud of pound of meat
and drummer boy, that one weighs a
pound and the other pounds away; of
an utterer OF spurious coin and false
heir, that one issues a counterfeit and
the other counterfeits an issue of a
church organist and the influenza, that
one klows the stops and the other stops
the nose OF a successful lover and his
rlva, that one kisses his miss ard the
other misses his kiss OF an unsuccessful
swain and father Of family, that one
is signing lover and the ether loving
slrs; on mischievous mouse and q
beautiful young lady, that ono harms
the chee and she charms the hes; of
seventeen and seventy, thal one is care>
less and happy and the other hairless
and cappy; Of the effect of catching cold
and one Of the isles of Greece, that in
one case it is you cough AMI in the
other Corfu of an emperor aud beg
gar, that one issues manifestoes and the
other manitcsts toes without his shoes
OF man boiling beets and man fog
ging him, that one cooks the bccts and
the other beats the cook of tailor and
a siege gun, that one works the breeches
and the other breaches the work of the
Prince Of Wales and bombshell, that
one is heir to the throne and the other
thrown to the air of Old Uncle Ned
and Louis Napoleon in the event of
another French revolution, that the one
had no hair on the top of his crown, the
place where the hair ought to grow, and
the other would have no crown on the
top of his heir, the place where the
crown ought to g. 1T is also mentions
ed that the difference between baby
and a great coat is, that the one you was
and that the other the wear; that per>
severance is strong will and obslinacy
a strong won't; that Noah's ark was
high ark, but that an archbishop is a
helarch of a gauze dress and q drawn
tooth, that one is too thin and the other
is tooth out that the Prince OF Wales
is an heir apparent, an orphan has neer
a parent, bald head has ne'er a hair
apparent and gorilla has hairy
parent.
AS relief from the ingenuity OF the
specimens which l have given, i. is well |
10 introduce occasionally q question
which ought to be obvious to every one,
but Is not. For instance what makes
more noise than pig under a gate
Two pigs; why does traveller who has
been on long journey, and comes to
board fence in the midst OF a forest, try
TO get over 1t? because he wants to get
over; what is the best thing to do in
hurry? nothing; why does a miller wear
I white hat? to keep his head warm
Lord Dundreary gives one Of this kind
which, though obvious, is notwithstan>
ling exceeding logical:
Why doeth dog waggle hith tail 7
live it up? / think moth fellath will
give that up' You thee the dog wag,
,eh hith tail becauth the dogth thtwon.
ger than the tail II he walnut, the
all would waggle the dog
1t is so easy to make conumdrums that
most intelligent men will prefor to pul
heir tacnlties to some harder and usefu,
ask. A dancer once said TO Spartan,
l can stand on one leg longer than you
Perhaps so, said the Spartan, 'and so
IAN my goose A few conumdrums
re very well after dinner with raisons
nd nuts, aud | have no doubt my friends
he editor, will be willing to furnish
hem at reasonable rates in lots to suit
purchasers.