The weekly Butte record. [volume] (Oroville [Calif.]) 1866-1887, 1867-05-11

in.o the erouha II LOOK root ana Sixty barrels OF
WHO "e'e in'ue '"s' seasoh 'foin us irui''
AN old lady who lost her husband during Napol-
con campaign in Russia. and who has gossiped
about Bonapartes wars for the past sixty years.
died IN Brooklyn, New York. recently, at the ma
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AN incautiOn youth OF Great Brit ain Connect
cut, in trying payfuy to kiss fair friend. impal-
ed one OF his eyes upon her knitting needle, and
will in future bear semresemblance to Love, in
SESsIBLE-Wh hen laborIng man tolls SIX days
does he think what confounded idiot he Is to gam
Bile and guzze the proceeds OF his weeks labor on,
Sunday is he proud of his contribution to the hors
ana gin sellers! hehect
a.,
LAUGHTER, why 40 you NOT wear your rings
because, papa, ,ney nur. me Wnen anyoody
equee1e 81, my nano- nat business nave you:
"o"'u ii"e w Nio" ~ nav you manu- S4ee~eu'
oerta,nly hone' Out stii' you KNOW papa one
would ike 10 keep IN squeezabie ORDER
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w. mInS u .ni. Ie ~ neaf.s says
wneh lobster breaks one OF ms ciaws-anotner
,inMeu'a'e1 sProu'S anu grows III us place. que
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chance. Put the best foot forward is an old and
good MAXIM Don't run about and tell acquaint-
ances that you have been unfortunate; people do
not like to have unfortunate men for acauantances.
SrRoNG-"Take a ticket, sir, for the benefit of
the Widows and Orphan Fund of the Spike Socie-
ty!" well, IA s. don't care so much though for
the orphans ut 60 1t strong for the tcid0tcs."
IN suit about some jelly. the other day in New
York, it appeared from the evidence that the straw
berry, pine apple and other ieles were all form
ed out of apple elly colored to suit the name and
uINoTeu Win essences.
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AT dinner party given in New York recently,
by wealthy citizen. up town, the walters were
dressed IN scarlet coats, knee breeches silk stock
fashion.
ECoNoMY-The editor who wrote his editorials
with stolen chalk on the soles ot h;s shoes and
mas purchased ream of used mp envelopes, and
engaged girl TO turn them inside ont.
GEORGE WILKES says OF Hiram Woodruff ''He
ne; and II good deeds charter man to be regarded
"ohiiS'aih' hiram woodruff certainly was one
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ly blemish which winning behavior will conceal
or make tolerable; and there is no extesnal grace
which Immature or aiiectation will not deform.
MoRE-When Beau Brummel was asked what
made the gentleman, his quick reply was, Starch
slarch' my lord This may be true; but it takes
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DOB you say you oeheved most diseases are con-
agloas how long have you entertained such no.
tous Ever since sal alongside OF q blue eyed
girl and caught the palpitation Of the heart
Inc following notice of marriage has just been
publ1Shed Paris: AT the Church of the Mad
eleine. Niscount Dennis Common o. Kelly Farrell, to
Mademoseiie Nellie D Toole.
Is, this month. Miss Dix being in Paris at the
time OF the yacht race We do not wonder that Rem.
nett took passage, and that he won is no wonder
IlrrLE SorLsp PEorLs No1sy.-I, is with Ii,,le
souled people as it swith narrow neck bottle s-the
less they have In them the more noise they make in
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UNpERsrANp,Ss.-Men srend their lives in ,rr
inc tn understand "a III ,,har "a -, 81. -.
understand themselves.
George WAsurxcrox R,nansrts Smith of
oueuce of hayinS ,brse viva o'f 10" III ''nSe
latfv
woman. and excused the act by saving he was near
sighted and thought il was his vile
THERE are - beautiful and well-edncated pirls
at Port Royal and no, a single bachelor. Tba,
UNrIL.-ln an obituary notice of an old citizen,
Gus, until enfeebled hy disease and age"
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given out in church, And the child waxed strong