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AFFllCTED!
SUFFER NO MORE ,

"HEN BY THE USE OF DIR. JOIN
w VILLE'S ELIXIR you can cured per
manently, and mt trihing cost.
The astonishing success which has attended
this invaluable medicine for Physical and Ner
vous Weakness, General Debility and Prpstra
ton, Loss of Muscular Energy Impotency, OF
any of the consequences Of youthful iRdiscre
ton, renders il the most valuable preparation
ever discovered.
1t will remove all nervous affections depres.
sion excitement, incapacity 20 study or bust
ness, loss of memory, confusion, thoughts of self
obstruction, fears of insanity, &c. 1t will re-
store the appetite renew the health ofthose who
tees.
Young men, be humbugged no more by .-Quack
Doctors and ignorant practitioners, but send
without delay for the Elixir, and be at once re-
stored to health and happiness. A perfect cure
Is guaranteed IN every instance. Price g. or
four bottles to one address, @.
One bottle is sufficient to effect a cure in all
ordinary cases.
Also DR. J0INVILLE'S SPECIFIC PILLS.
for the speedy and permanent cure of Gonorr-
hea, elect, Urethral Discharges Gravel, Strict
ure, and all affections of the Kidneys and Blad-
der. Cures effected in from one to five days
They are prepared from vegetable extracts that
are harmless on the system. and never nauseate
the stomach or inpregnate the breath. No
ehange OF met Is necessary while using them,
nor does their action In any manner interfere
with business pursuits. Price 81 per box.
sent to any address, closely sealed, and post.
paid by mail or express, On receipt Of price. Adj
SERGER SHUTS, q CO.. Chemist.
3 q =. No. ee5 River Street Troy, N. 2.
marsaSyeed&w -
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Consumption Durable by DR..
SchenCk'S Medicines.

TO CURE CONSUMPTION, the system
must be prepared, so that the lungs will heal.
To accomplish this, the Liver and Stomach must
first be cleansea and an appetite created ior
good, wholesome food, which, !.y these medi'
cines, will be digested properly and good, near
thy blood made thus building up the constltu.
ton. SCHENCK'S MANDRAKE PILLS
cleanse the stomach Of all billions or mucous &C
cumulations, and, by using the Sea weed ionic
In connection. the appetite is restored. r
SCHENCKiS PULMONIC SYRUP Is nutri-
cious as well as medicinal and, by using the
three remedies, all impurities are expelled from
the system, and good, wholesome blood made,
which will repef all disease. If patients vii
take these medicines acc ording to directions
Consumption very frequently in its last stage,
Yields readily TO their action Take the Pills fire.
Guently, to cleanse the liver and stomach. 1t
does not follow that because the bowels are not
costive they are not required, for sometimes in
diarrhoea they ara necessary. The stomach
must be kept healthy, and an appetite created to
allow the PulmOnic Syrup to act on the respi-
ratory organs properly, and allay any irritation.
Then all that is required TO perform perma'
nent cure is, TO prevent taking cold. Exercise
about the rooms as much as possible, eat all the
richest foOd-fat meat, game, and, IN fact any:
thing the appetite Graves but be particular and
masticate well. declO-2dw m-ly
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ALTER EGo.-A farmer in the State OF
Connecticut had pair of twin daugh-
tiers. They both attended the same
school, and not long since one of them'
who is rather averse to studying, was
called up by the teacher to recite les
son in geography, which she had learn
ed very imperfectly-in fact she could
not go on at all. The teacher was get
ting out of patience, when he was call
ed upon to another part of the room
for moment. No sooner was his back
turned, than the twin sister sprang to
the floor, uuobserved, and pushed the
delinquent pupil to her seat. The
teacher returned, and proceeded with
the questions, which were answered
with degree of promptness and accu-
racy which, at the close, drew from him
a few words of commentator. The
joke, however, was discovered next day,
but the teacher thought it too good and
successful to give offence.
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The Disease Of America.

Dyspepsia is said to be the disease of America.
TIA victims may be found in all stations of life
The poor well as the rich are sufferers from its
Understanding influence. The symptoms of this
disease vary greatly in the different stages of the
complaint. 1t generally commences with a sen.
sation Of fullnecs after eating, and changable,
diminished or lost appetite. In some instances
the appetite is voracious and when-in obedience
to its promptings-a large portion OF food is
taken into the stomach, pain follows in that
region, with general distress, nervousness and
nausea. Flatulency and heartburn invariably
attend this disease. For all these symptoms
HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS
will be found an invaluable household remedy,
its Alternative, corrective and restorative prop
critics are derived exclusively from roots and
plants, the virtues of which are acknowledged
by pharmaceutics and physicians. Separately
they have often been prescribed by the profession,
but were never combined until Dr. Hostetter
gave TO the wsrld bis
LTH.REST0RING BITTERS,
which have proved sovereign remedy for dys-
pepsia and its attendant evils.
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A Young Lady

Returning to her country home, after 80.
iourn of a few months in the city, was hardly
recognized by her friends. In place of a coarse
rustic, flushed face, she had soft ruby com.
plexion Of almost marble smoothness, and in.
stead of twsnty-three she really appeared but
eighteen. Upon inquiry as to the caase of so
great change, she plainly told them that she
used the Circassian Balm, an considered
il an nval liable acquisition to any Iady's toilet
By its use any Lady or Gentleman can improve
their personal appearance an hundred fold. II
is simple in its combination, as Nature herself is
simple. yet unsurpassed in it's efficacy in draw
ing Impurities from, also healing cleansing and
identifying the skin and complexion. By its
direct action ON the cuticle. 1t draws from il all
its impurities, kindly healing the same, and
leaving the surface as Nature intended IL should
be, clear, soft, smooth and beautiful. Price 81,
sent by Mail or Express, on RECEIPT of an order
by W. L. CLARK & CO, Chemists,
No. West Fayette St., Syracuse, n. Y.
The only American Agents for the sale of the
same. mar2leod&w
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THE CHILD'S CURE.
LaughIin's Infant Cordial,
r,rrrr 1Nr,1,Nr ,INI,nNIIINr(I
FOR CHILDREN I


An astonishing fact, that the largest number
of deaths occur among children. A fact that
while teething children are in constant pain.
A fact that during that period nothing will re-
lieve them sooner or more effectually than
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Mothers do not sec them suffer.
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Mothers relieve their suiferiugs by
THE INFANT CORDIAL.
Teething is greatly facilitatedby
THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Fretfulness and Wakefulness cured
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
ChOlic and Pain cured instantly
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Summer Complaint cured
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
No Sleep lost. No Crying Baby If you
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Every bottle warranted to please or prlce re-
funded. Prepared only by
LAUGHLIN, SMITH & CO.,
feb24 Druggists, Main street, Wheeling.
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Know. Thy DESTINY.

MADAME +. F. THORNTON, the great English
Astrologist, Clairvoyant and Psychometri
clan, who has astonished the scientific classes
the Old World, has now located herself at Hud
son, n. Y. Madame Thornton possesses such
wonderful powers of second sight, as to enable
her toimpart knowledge of the greatest import
anee to the single or married of either sex.
very features Of the person Won are TO marry.
and by the aid Of an instrument of intense
power, known as the Psychomotrope, guaran,
tees to produce life-like picture of the future
husband OF wife Of the applicant, together with
date OF marriage, position in life, leading traits
Of character, &C. This is no humbur. ~ tbous.
anus OF testimonials can assert. She will send
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WOndcrfuIbut True.

Madame REMINGTON, the world.renowned
Astrologist and Somnambulistic Clairvoyant,
wilhelm clairvoyant state, delineates the very
features of the person you are to marry, and by
the aid of an instrument Of intense power, known
as the PsychomOtrope, guarantees TO produce
perfect and life-like picture of the future hus-
band or wife of the applicant, with date of mar.
riage, occupation, leading traits of character
&c. This il no imposition, as testimonials with
out number can assert. BY stating place OF
birth, age, disposition. color of eyes and hair,
and enclosing fifty cents and stamped envelope
addressed to yourself, you will receive the pic
ture by return mail, together with desired infor
nation.
Address in confidence. MADAME GERTRUDE
REMINGTON, =. q. Box 297, WEST TROY, n. Y.
MARI 3-eo&w
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-09

THE Portuguese Governor of Macao
has raised commotion among Els fe-
male Chinese subjects by issuing an
edict against small feet. This is worse
than the conduct Of one welch land
lady, Miss Lloyd, who recently forbade
her tenants to wear hoops.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-09

JUsT THE MAN FOR TfE oFFIcE.-
Several years ago political convention
in neighboring State nominated a
quiet, well-to-do farmer for the office of
Lieutenant Governor. The nominee
graciously received the committee ap-
pointed to wait upon him at his resi-
dence, and after expressing his thanks
for the honor conferred upon him, in.
formed the committee that he had pecu-
liar qualifications for Lieutenant Gov
ernor; 'for, gentlemen" said he, s"that
is just the Office ! have held in my house
for the past twenty-five years."
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w A LII L A p f X
Semi-AnnuaI Statement.

OF every description.
All goods bought for cash, enabling US to sell
IA low as any other House. aprl3
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AN Eastern paper indulging in the
belief that many young men marry vari-
GUS scraps and bits of a wife instead OF
the genuine article. 1t says: "Some
young men marry dlmples; some ears;
some noses; the contest, however, gen
orally lies between the eyes and the
hair. The mouth too, is occasionally
married; the chin not 80 often" A eau
ton Is then given to the needless youth
to beware of. marrying u curl, however
natural looking; neck, however swan
like; or voice, however melodious.
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guarantee, that the picture is what IL purports
TO be. BY enclosing small lock Of hair, and
stating place of birth, age, disposition and com.
plexion, and enclosing fifty cents and stamped
envelope addressed to yourself you win receive
the picture and desired information by return
mali ALI communications sacredly confden
tial Address in confidence, MADAME Z. T.
THORNTON, p. o. Box 223, Hudson, N. Y.
mar23- eod&w
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Free to EYerYbOdY.

A large PIP. Circular, giving information of
the greatest importance to the young of both
soxes.
1t teaches how the homely may become bean
tiful, the despised respected, and the fOrsaken
loved.
No young lady or gentleman should fail 70
send their address, and receive a copy post
paid, by return mail Address
p. 0. Drawer, 81,
mar23.eod&w Troy, n. Y.
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A SUNDAY School on wheels is said to
be in operation in Utica. The mana
gers held 1t in car furnished by one of
the managers of the railways leading
out of Utica, and the scholars are gath
cred up all along the line OF the road.
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Odbert,s Cholera Antidote.

A speedy, sure and certain cure for Cholera,
Diarrhea, Dysentery, Flux, Cholic and Cramp.
ing Pains. Warranted to cure in every case.
Ii Is PRESCRIBED BY PHYSICIANS.
A. $. Robertson, Eaton's Staten, w. Va,
says it is worth its weight in gold.
S. 7. Bennett, Cincinnati, Ohio, says 1t eur, d
him of Cholera.
1t is recommended by !. A. Metcalf Iron
Merchant; Robert Guy; John Donlon, i. ID. &
CO.: Louis Manners Geo r. Tingle Maxwell
e. Tingle; John Barton, Belmont Mills; Samuel
Laughlin, Wholesale Druggist; Jas. Launder;
Jos. $. Norton; j. ii. Rodgers, Con. b & o. T. II.
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TOWN TRIPLES.

New ADVERTISEMENT grand
ncerts at Washington Hall, July 18th
and 18th.
S. G. Stevens advertises house for
sale.
NJ. A. Chandler publishes Beethoven
Society notice.
Found-a coat-see advertisement.
OFT, Son, & Co., agents for Fairbanks
Scales.
The Citizens Fire and Marine Insur-
snce Company publish dividend no.
tice.
See advertisement headed "Notice to
Contractors"
For Cincinnati, Louisville and st.
Louis-CharlestOn ; P. N. this even
ing.
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AN inquisitive urchin at Pittsfeld,
Mass, while reciting lesson the other
day from Christ's sermon on the mount,
broke ont, "Mother, did Jesus Christ
get two thousand dollars a year for
preaching 7"
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WEARY PILGRIM as you wend yonr
way through the hot and dusty streets,
if you should chance to pass the corner
of Fourth and Monroe streets, don't fail
to stop and take glass of the ice cold
and sparkling Soda Water to be had at
Z. Bookings drug store.
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Two women were having some words
together on the pavement, when the
daughter of one of them popped her
head out of the door, and exclaimed,
Hurry up, mother, and call her thief,
before she call you one"
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"HAsN'T your horse got the heaves p
askan a ouOtomor. ''Heaves, is it I" ex-
claimed the apparently astonished own
or. AN if he's any better for the
heaves, ne has 'em; if not, the devil a
hit has hep
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/. "THot art little bear, madam" said
q Quaker to fashionable belle at an
evening party. "Sirw exclaimed the
dismayed one. about the Shout
ders, i mean," smilingly replied he.
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COMMISSIONER Sale.


DY VIRTUE OF A DECREE RENDERED
ID by the Circuit Court for Ohio county, at the
May term thereof, in a cause therein depend
ing, wherein William p. Wilson Is complainant
and William II. Dunlevy and Others are defend.
ants shall on the second Monday in July, 1861,
at the front door of the Court House in the city
Of Wheeling, proceed to sell the following de-
scribed property, to-wit: the one undivided
fourth part of the property and real estate stu
ate In that part Of the city Of Wheeling com.
monty called North Wheeling and known as the
saw mill property and now occupied by WI.
son, Dunlevy & Wheeler, consisting Of parts Of
lots number six, seven, eight nine and ten In
Jonathan Zane,s addition TO the town now city)
OF Wheeling-the said interest belonging to the
estate Of John Dunlevy, deceased.
TERMS: One-fourth cash the res;due in thrral
equal payments Of twelve eighteen and twenty
four months, with interest from the day Of sale, I
the purchaser giving bond and approved So
curity for the deferred payments.
\. RICHARDSON,
Jee-i WIT Commissioner I
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AN Indianapolis woman has invented
a hand spinning machine, with from
three to twelve spindles. She whitfield
ont the model herself, and has patent
for it.
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Dwelling for Sale.

EoR SALE-ME, THREE.STORY BRICK
II residence ON Fourth Street; is finished in
the best manner has both out and inside shut
tiers; bath room with hot and cold water; laun.
dry room with stationary wash tubs, and hot
and cold water to each; hot air furnace to warm
the halls; the whole in complete repair. Will
be sold low. Persons wishing to purchase are
july62w wM PAXTON.
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Juniper Tar Soap

Cures chapped hands, salt rheum, pimplos
and all cutaneous affections, rendering the Skin
soft and smooth. Manufactured by
CASWELL, HAZARD & CO.,
Sold by all Druggists. New York.
aprl3mw&seOw&w
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CHICAGO is now enjoying singular
billiard tournament. Runs of five and
eight are vigorously applauded and
solemnly chronicled by the press.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-07-09

A YOUNG lady refused to go into the
Waterville Arsenal the other day be-
cause she heard that some of the mus
kets were without breeches. She view
ed the arsenal from distance.
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"How different you soldiers are from
u.s." said Arabella to the captain.
with us conquest only begins, while
with you it ends the engagement"
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A MAN who has a wife or sweetheart
named Lie is not to be believed in any
thing, for he always tells Lie about
everything.
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An old Bostonian, who saw Presi-
dent Johnson's entry into Boston on
Saturday, also saw President Washing
ton in 1889.
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Strayed or Stolen

II the night of the 4th inst, at Triadelphia, a
light bay celt, three years old about twelve
hands high, n white star on the forehead, heavy
mane inclined to the wrong side and u scar on
hind foot close to hoof. Said colt is very tame
and had on black quilted saddle. Is shod before.
Whoever will return said colt will be literally
warded. For further information enquire of
Albert Wait, Sixth Ward C.. w. or at KILLS
stable, Centre Wheeling REUBEN WAIT.
iys3 az
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First CIass Boarding.

VNHE SUBSCRIBER HAVING LEASED
l. the house on the corner of Fourth and Union
streets formerly occupied by Mrs. Key respect.
fully announces to the public that 1t will be con-
tinued as a FIRST CLASS Boarding House. A few
furnished rooms TO let with board; also, few
day boarders wanted. b. +. METCALF.
july6-tf
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NoTICE.-An Irishman who had just
landed, not accustomed to the climate,
took suddenly i'll and rushed to odbert's
Drug Store, end of Stone Bridge, to get
n bottle of Ambrosia, which he had
seen painted around the city. He was
persuaded that it was the Cholera Anti
dote he wanted, which he took and
went on his way rejoicing, but to re-
turn soon to procure a bottle of the
Vegetable Ambrosia for Gray Hair, as
he said the other was so good that he
wanted more, as he was sure to procure
a new head of hair. 1t is warranted to
do as represented. a-
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RAPID GRowTH.-A Yankee lad whose
father was a farmer, went to the barn
yard to play a short time ago, and being
detained prisoner by thunder storm,
he fell asleep on bag of guano. The
old gentleman, when the storm was
over, went into the barnyard to look
after his son, and met a giant eight feet
high coming out of the barn.
"Hallo! who are you" he cried,
what are you doing hereT
"why, father" squeaked the Goliah,
"it's me; don't you know Tommys
"Youw the astonished parent ex-
claimed, "why, Tommy, how on earth
did you get stretched out so long in so
short o timer
"Why, father" replied the boy, look
ing down upon the gaping old man,
~ slept on those bags of guano as you
put in the barn, and that and the light
ming together has done the business"
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IT is now the fashion in Paris to stud
ladies' dresses with landscapes and 9TH
or portraits.
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Dividend.

p,HE CITIZENS FIRE, MARINE AND
j Life Insurance Company Of Wheeling have
this day declared dividend of per cent out
of the profits of the last six months, payable to
the stockholders on demand.
july9-lw W. W. SHRIVER, Sec'y.
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OFT, SON g. CO.,
Notice to ContractOrs.

CEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIV.
- ed at FRAZIER'S HOTEL, ST. GLARS
VILE O., until the 25th inst, for the Grading,
Culverting, and Matchmaking the County Road
from St. Clairsville to WarnOck's Station, on
the Central Ohio railroad. -.
Bids for grading, culverting delivering, break
ing and spreading limestone, must each be sep
arate.
Bids for masonry to be by the perch of Is
cubic feet each, for limestone by the rod OF 100
cubic feet each. The stone to be broken to a
size not exceeding FOUR OUNCES in weight.
Specifications Of the work can be seen at Fra.
zieris Hotel, after the Goth of July next.
The right to reject all bids will be reserved.
Contracts will be subject to the approval of the
County Commissioners.
III MITCHELL, Engineer.
July 1867. july9.td
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"THERE, John, you've come homo ana
forgotten that lard" La, mother y
was so greasy it actually slipped my
mind"
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Two Grand Concerts
AT WASHINGTON HALL

TN THE TWO GRAND CONCERTS THAT
Il will be given BY Prof Washington Glass, at
the washington Hall on the 1lth and 18th Of
July. 1867, Eveningl will be the finest and the
best selection OF Sabbath School Music of the
times, all new. Also miscellaneous Songs, Che
ruses, Solos, Quartettes, Duets, &c, &c. A lit
tie girl six years of age Ida Gilbreath, Of South
Wheeling. will perform some beautiful solos ON
the stage Then 300 voices viii be heard at one
time on an immense amphitheatre stage, while
the hall and the children viii be beautifully
decorated, and all things handsomely Arranged,
with grand scenes in the distance. Tickets at
VIM. II. Sheib's Music Store, l3s Main Street,
Wheeling. Admission IS. Reserved Seats 50.
juiy9-2t
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WHY is a tender-hearted person like
a housekeeper with little furnituref Be-
ca,,se she is easily moved.
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The Purest and Sweetest Cod
Liver Oil

In the world; manufactured from fresh
healthy livers upon the sea shore; it is perfectly
pure and sweet Ask for Hazard and Caswelrs
Cod Liver Oil" manufactured by Caswell, Haz
ard & CO., New York. Sold by all Druggists.
aprl3mWSR-eOw
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WHAT is better than promising
young MANI "A paying one.
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WHEN is an infant like cannibal
When it eats its "psp.n