Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-08-20

Cleveland, they went in on invitation of
the proprietress, and had barely taken
seat when they were arrested. For being so
excessively innocent they were fined $5
and costs, which they paid.
Mary Crayton, on Saturday night, was
as drunk as we ever saw q woman. The Off
Ger attempted to get her to her home, but she
could not or would not tell where she lived
She was dressed in the height of fashion
She was fined SIS and costs, which she paid
As she went out she expressed herself
heartily ashamed, and made loud promi'
ses of reformation.
Philip Lyon is manhood of the muscu-
lar persuasion. Phil don't like his mother
in-law, and he and the old lady frequently
enjoy themselves in a family set-to. For
fighting and using foul language he was
fined So, which he paid. ts.. .-
James Hayden, arrested on charge Of
yagrancy, was sent to the county Jail fol
thirty days.
Herman Denalmer, German emigr rant
from New Orleans, got tight as need be on
Sunday. He was fined 81 and costs. Paid.
HERE WE CoME.-We have been enlight
ened. We know who "Tip" is. With
our bosom blazing with the fires OF love
towards Tip; with joy and good fellow
ship burning in our bosom, we publish
his former letter. May there be many
aud happy years pass, Tip, before either oI
us take to our beer-or bier, as you please.
and may we have much fun meanwhile:
GRovEPoRT, o., Aug. IL, 1867.
DEAR SPIvINs: We have calaboose
That's what's the matter. 1t was but re.
Gently erected. The dimensions are un-
necessary. You will please announce to
t'your organization that we are now
prepared to accommodate Benzinists OF
every grade, shape, size and gender. Ga
loots will receive particular attention
Fightists, midnight singists, syrens, and in
fact all non-conformists in general, who
may have the kindness to favor us with
their patronage. We have his "Honor.
the Mayor" who is not Bull" but q
Kile, who will deal out Justice gently
Our Lenard wears no "star," yet he is a
glorious effulgence, and will be the
s'Guardian of the Night and protector OF
the day. We expect gay times. The
making of the Hooking Valley Railroad is
in progress here, and d;gists are numerous
There is good time coming" for them
pay day-and then hurrahl for the 'sprig
of shelalah.". You may bet We'll see fun
Spiv. we would help thee were we q
.literati ,Oith wooden Leg" but we aren't
any. We have the wooden-not "leg"-
but head. Nevertheless we have much
sympathy, which We extend to thee. May
you live long, and your rations of benzine
never grow short. We aeplore the "shock-
ing depravity" which abounds within the
realms OF your local habitation." You
are suffering pro bono publico and no one tc
relieve you. Oh, Spiv., had we the Coml!
genius of a gk,,ash, or could we sit on the
twig of fancy and WELD the lever of {
t'brick," we would onward with "tht
pen, mightier than the sword" to thy
s'rescue." Go on, dear Spiv., you hav,
done nobly in the past; continue to "lart
the lean earth as long as you have go
any, and when compelled to g shove OF
this mortal COLL" you will have many, yer!
many friends
H. Who will shed tear
Ger thy beer
and gently murmur-"poor Spiv, requiescO
in pace" TIP.