The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-09-19
RATS OF ADVERTISING.


moro or less all the time. And what
became Of this wrecthcd boy2 Why
ono day he cared fellow TO knock a
chip OIL his shou lder, and the fellow
knocked it and dfd much more knock.
ing besides, so that tic boy was taken
deathly sick, ana couldn't bulge ont of
his bed Tor six weeks. So that the boy
actual wished that he had never seen
that particular chip, or any chip, in
the whole course OF his lie. But no
went aro.nd aud bought brass-bar-
relied pistol, aud got some boys to
make a secret society, and drawed up
a constitution. Aud they all swore to
revenge But nothing much ever
came uf II, for the fellow who knocked
of the ch'p wosa big boy and of course,
- inst as the society boys grew big, he
grew bigger 80 they thought perhaps
/ they had better let him alone.
"BuJ this boy had wicked heArt
ami wien he was sent for milk he
would always manage TO drink about
halt Of II, and he always was very
much in favor Of mis- mothers preserves.
But his strong pclnt was cats and
dumb brutcs: Why, once he smear cd
two cats over with turpcntine, and
tied them together and hung them over
II clothes hne, and theh set them afire.
1t always comes back one day, my dear
children and when this boz got mar
rird, millions on millions of cats used
to come and hollcr all night and have
kittens IN his cellar, and in the entry,
IN the kitchen, and over the hoCse, so
that this man was stricken with an
guish and remorsc
"AnOther thing, boys I want TO eau
ton you against, and that is ever 90.
ing tn the theatre or the circus. I
know boys who always 20 TO see the
show and creep in under the tent
But they generally come to bad ends,
nnd II tiger or hyena, or some wild
animal or other is absolutely certain to
rush out and grab them by thu trow-
sers sooner or later. Then as for tho
theatre, there was boy knew who
got very scrious talking to one Sun.
day from his teacher about the wick
edneSs OF the th eatre, Tut this boy was
depraved, aud he went down TO tho
theatcr the very next night, and what
lid he sec? What do you think that
sinful boy saw? Why he actually saw
the identical tea cher with his arm
around a girl in tho parquct circle
4 That's so, and il this boy had stay ed at
/ home lie would never have been az
much shocked and mortified as he was.
So bo very careful tc keep away from
ali such places and 20 to Sunday School
regularly. Why, / rccolect just Gs
distinctly as if il had been tomorrow,
boy who ran away one Sunday
morning; instead Of going to school
he went n bathing on the river; and
he hadn't been gone long before fear
/ iul storm came out--which wouldn't
have come II he had gone to Sunday
School, and the bQut was upset and this
miserable boy WAS nearly drowned
But now listen 20 the rcsult All ! NY
dear children. wickedness is always
punished, and this boy got to hate-wa-
ter 40 much that he never Liank .
drop afterwards that he couldn't help,
AMI he used 10 drink rum, and he died
and filed u drunkards grave. So be
sur' you always 20 to school and bo
: kind and patient, and not like another
boy know who, when his teacher as.
ked him whom America was named
after, he said, Mr. Me- rick -ah- tho
-ah--macr inist," and when his teach
er struck him lie got very mad, and
said the teacher was IN "Old bloar."
This was wrong, and so is it TO chew
and smoGe tobacco. ! had second
cousin who went out and got chaw OF
tuhncco when was boy, aud he came
home and chawed It, and he sat down
by the stove ana got sicker AID sicker,
and whittier ami winter, and when his
fond mother asked him what was tho
matter with him he said no guessed no
; must have taken II slight cold, and then
he went out and threw up with this
wicked lie upon his lips; A.; he threw up
4, until you'd thought his insdes We're
constructed OF floating debris and re-
!. fuse matter.
'It ne7er works to he bad boy, but
, If NIL You children mind what am
: saying 10 you. yoa never be had boys
, and don't believe the girls will ever
> anyhow But mind you musn be too
good Casabianca WIS too good and
p he aieG miserabiy George Washing
! ton wac good and he died, and all the
, good bows that ever lived died. 81
!, you'd better be Just little good, and
Whcn you grow up maybe oull get "a
be Prvsdcnt The girls of course
! woAl, but | suppose some OF them
i maybe can 20 to Congress by that
a time, and then yOu CAT. all blacken one
y anothrr's character as much as you've
i Il mind to do "-SWniGy transcript.