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Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
BROWN IL PERKINS
Pianos for the People
42O Broome St., New York.

0NCCAAS Gb.g GSH LNIhs
w would cali the attention o. the public In
VI, our el CANT New Sale PIano@, ia the fOi.
lowing styles:
STYLE a." oc'ave, Front large round
corners, PLAN case. either octggOu ar
carve legs, silaight bottom, bead muasd-
Ing on $3.50
STYLE 4, ~uctayr, same as ssh 10 A. with
~sefp-ntine moulding On p iuth. carved
LEGS rnllt '.-----.--...... --...-..----.--.-... 5Gl
STYLE a." Z octave. Front corners large
+ uud, serpentna bottom, mouldinns
same as on style D, .aIye,l Tyre ana de-k.
| ETTIE ID, : octave. BON, i,rre rnunJ
conner. finished back, InuuIdjngs on rim
and plin.h, serpeltine lotion, csryrd
lgTe aud desk. elegant carved fruit legs 600
! the abON0 sly O. arc al finished IN elegant
Rosewood "ases- and have the fall iron frame.
French action. harp p. dial, beyelej IOp, iyory
BE ; and key fronts, add exceed In overstrung
1Lss Hs-riy ~ me - % ttve Ilanos now man
uiac' cred. They are made nfthe best materials.
AID for finish, durability, puSIty and sweetness
Of tone. csnHo. be surpEssesk
Ihe four styles uH c-ibedK auVe. embgiv all
the essential changes IA eEtCk lr finish of ca-e
y y4 DsIie e5s by man"f'oruFe run up to Is and
We Invite thu attention OF the public. OF deal.
ers anu the p O IS .un, TO n cIit cal exsminat on
Of the merit oil cur Pianos.
By AvO dingtle great expense attend ant upau
olSiiy 'a-toIles and * ensive waro-oOms in
The c!ty, We are enabled TO offer these Pianos nj
priees which defycsmpetiiOn. and invite an TO
cali and examine them before purchasfsn{Fe else
where. aamS
When references aud testiinoniR go0t re-
~ ,i- a-N-s ~ Lu-CHsayeu w l Oh!
Prefor to iKo parff. a. 10 10 Whom weed, 70 to we
Pianos. Their Judgment + 10 qS,-Sl U ri $
OF our instruments as to theiruI40 he, touch,
sweetness and power uf tone. star az IN tune,
etc, based On actual ex PeTIence, B2hg OF far
moIe value than the mcre good opinion Of the
ARTIST, however capable, who merely tries in a
wareroOm,~ In perfect tune and or
der, which have Just received the
last Il .ishing tourhes
tur motto is, - Quick sales and small profits
Send Tor = circular TO
BROWN & Perkins,
Janll Dn-daW 80 broom st, sew York.
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ELMW00D CEAETERY

nNNEHS o. LofFin ihesc grounds can have
~ them STAINED nd Kept in order yearly. by
applying at tAe Office. aud by paving q reason-
abe charge - eae o. tbs year.
outside pEttie7 VIII not Dc allowed 70 con-
tract fer this w0rS on lots. Foundations FOR
aonuurenls Iad Vaults hullt IN the GROUND are
made 10y tbs Dulpa 0suy.
S~hrubDery and material OF all kinds FUR
nisbed Hs REQ SIRED a comTeient and skillfui
gardener antt hcrtieultuFisEis employed fof i'm
proving ana ta1beilsEins lois; l0F such Hofk,
parties orieriV " win ne Eequieei 10 psy IN nd
vance.
Lots OF sny zzs already laid of from one
hundred square feet and upwards may be par
chused for cash OILY.
All lots are the same price per square foot
All work IN the tementery - inspeeted anu
under HE supervision ar tie Superintendent,
whit can be seen AZ the Qhl e e MS sntianee
gate sAAL W. PHILLIPS.
dse2s tsR, superintendent
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15

Mr.. JOHv Z. LOGWOUD having purchased
the entire Stock of GCoIs, will continue the
busine e, at the above named place, under the
name and firm style OF fOhn l.. L.OgyHood 90.
We thank our friends for their past patrou-
age and hOpsH continuation OF the same foour
hu-cNssOfs.
janl33. II. B. ERMONnSnNAcn
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15

A French work, recently published,
maintains that every iO,5UJ years the
waters OF the sea pass from one pole TO
( the other, subMeFgiug and overwhelming
in their passage the earth and all its
inhabitants. According to the anthOT Of
this theory, VI. Paul de JouveUcel, the
last Of these deluges occurred 400 years
ago the next one l. due in 5000
wears more. N. JguveEcsl ~recOUHts
this great COsmical drama with
the vigUr and pictorial effect Of an
eve witness. Six thousand years-sixty
centuries-then, only are left TO us
wherein 10 do our whole worlds work,
aud % complete and perfect the civiliZa-
ti1u which has yet hardly dawued upon
he greater number OF mankind Sixty
Old Eleu NAV touch hands across the ina
terval between the present moment and
tine last hUGr 81 the world ar is exists
then all will be finished, all consumed,
all viii disappear The sea for l0.5OO
years IN its Immeasurabie depths VIII
crush out our history and leave nothing
Of il all bat 4 few fossils so al least
saws N. ~JOuvencel.
We find the following excellent recipe
in a Boston papeT: To catss = healthy
glow TO radiate through the boGy-buy
o UE more tons Ct coal take care That
il IL o. q kind that viii burn. Pay
for 81 aud have lt pat into carts. Pay
for the carriage. Have il distributed 10
the few V0oF people whom you know TO
oe thi'ly cisd, IA poor health and
ally destitute. You viii ind your heart
oecCme warm on the instant, and the
neat will gradually extend 10 the pxtrem-
ties. This effect Will be experienced
more decidedly in the cJldest weather.
Referring TO the repeal Of the ISM
nesiy clause The New York Herald
We cannot perceive that it amounts
10 ANY thing more than An expression of
tie wishes uI the two houses ia the mat
Ter, because the constitution expressly
confeIs upon the president the power 10
grant Teprieves aud pRrdons for Offenses
committed against the United States
We presume that the object Of the bill
IL a rsmOnstr2nce from congress to the
president, fer fear that otherwise Re
might he persuaded 20 follow the sdyicu
Of Greeley in granting a universal am
Hesty. 10 is only a bill 20 head eli Gree
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
For SrIe or Eense.

FIRsT CLASS PLASrAIyGS. Fourteen
"A Hundred AcrFs IN The Tract, $50 ncfe-
cleared, ~ old deadenlng, balance Smelly fim-
befed with cypreas. = me residence, wirhkTr
rooms sud galleries, and AL uere=sarr QUE
buildings new name quarters Tor io Ire diner
me two-story barn, aud stables with 49,.
stalls Tor mul-s-largc steam gin, saw ana rri.f
mill, AL in good order. This place Wifi 49,
duce. II well cultivated, two bales to ~ -
seven niles uoaa Lake Pr0vidsnee. neTa.-
sscurs morn overflow. Twenty a,.
farming utensils sold with the place. H
Terms easy, and poles low.
ass60 I'm J. h D. H0WIAR o
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
RARE AND SPLENDID CHANCE
H H R H n II

The Large ansI CommodIons
Store, Eos. gao ana soe Second
Street. corner Of Madison, suisa-
BILE for amy hind eff business.
The saoek Of Groceries can be
purchased On the most liberal
terms. apply en- the premises.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
HOTEL

HAVING EFFECTED A LEASE Upon
Ii this Hotel, We shall be prepared to ?. ,siva
Guests on aud after JANUARY l.. Isf7. and
promise that none but an Al house shall b.
Uifsr.d'o the public PA5SAUK 80 co.
i4ul I've prpprIet,,g
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
o Country ana City Merchants.


WHOLESALE Manufactures OF candles,
W sugar flu1ns. Gum drops, CfocUlEte,
syrup Lozeuges, Juiube Paste, French Ctn-
tecllsnery, by Ntaarn. No Old Legee street,
between 81. Louis and CONT streets, New Or
leans His Prizes vii fsar no competilkou-
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
NOTICE.

HAVE this day associated with me in the
/ Agricultural implement business, as I,art-
iter, Mr.. W. w T The busiiasSs Will be on
..!iaed uh,itr tile llslno any SD e or SHAW d
~. W. 81 ".
January IA. 1857. Janis iw
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15

In addition 20 Raphael Semmes, ex
Gen. Jose b WhseleF has been elected
10 a proiessorship ia the louisiana Stat,
seminary. He Is TO ill the chair Of nat,
ural sciences.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
Dtssotstts's Of PartaersAip.

TIE partnership heset0fore existing under
4 the name and style OF n 3. EDM0SpSON
CO. is This day dissolved by mutual consent.
The business will he ciose1 by Mr.. II. 3 I'd.
niondson, al the old stand, No. ~ second
street.
All parties owing the late firm viii please
come forward ana make Immediate settlement.
Those having claims against the house. VIII be
settled with upon pres ntinR theIn.
II. Is EDMONu9OS ( Co.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
% FaIure and az Do

A -. VINO osslre 70 have gforfnaf,on IN re-.
a saFS n tic lsht ~ Flu u.s sbn,,i5 ~ e,
MssEaf anna N2'pz nas azs stTest jsnH iws
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
MISCELLANEOUS.
Great Bargaln for Cotton Planters.

VANoH BSA -"tA AVi NuttuA AuutCAo-
A VALUABLE Cotton Plantation for ssle on
~ Rod FORK bayou, Desha county. Arkansas.
There are ~ acres IN the tratt, rs acres cleared,
with gin, etc. The owner OF this land has been
ouerei Dy several parties twenty dollars per
aere rent, but he prefers selling. For infOT-
lERfton regarding terms, etc, apply 20 70. A.
KING, Helena, Ark, or TO L. l. CARROLL, on
the place. near Nanairon uoyi5 On
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LATEST
G.
Night Dispatches.

UNITED STATE y ErsoPEAN NErs S~so
CIATIgS EEpoIsTsI
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
Southern Hospital Association.

NETE invite attention 10 the BEAUTIFUL
W PRIZES 10 be distributed by kafie at the
BAZAAR, which viii be held Ia this city in
February next
They 'OuSi.t or so-1e Of the most ccsf4F aAd
bsautifui pieces OF SILVER which can be pro
cured in New Orb aus OF CLOCKS. BRGSZE-,
BOHEMIAN GLASS, fine ORSAS and many
other ohfec's OF taaA and OF substantial value.
amounting In all TO about
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15

Speaking Of the rebuff given by
Stevens to The Arkansas delegates who
waited on him. the Alexandria Gazette
says IL is not ia cur nature 20 rejoice al
seeing anybody snubbed," even by a
rude aud vulgar nan but, really, these
Arkansas gentlemen almost deserved
what they received, for the unnecessary
trouble they took in waiting upea
ThaddeUs Stevens
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15
MiicheIT's Patent Cotton scraDer

HANlNG grantee to Messrs. Org.I Bros. 4
H Go. The exclusive privilege Of an
curing or having manufactured the
AitchetEs Patent Cotton Seraper,
Al persons are cautioned not to infringe upon
their psiviiegs.
Vrslii bros. & Co. are my agents or attorneys,
ScTapef.
iHus2im JONATHAN n. MITCHELL.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1867-01-15

Georgia has provided for the edura-
lion, at the expense Of the state, Of her
INDECENT and manned soldiers. Georpis
has behaved nobly in caring for her
honared dead aud -Ufieriug living. THIS
state, at least, does not forget those VINO
fought for her, and now are unable 10
work for themselves. All honor 60 this
truely southern state Cid8. HercUru.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1867-12-24

THE MEETING OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD
OF TRADE, originally appointed for this evening,
has been postponed until Monday evening next,
90th inst, at O'Clock. The resolutions to be
submitted for the approval of the members are
OF vital importance to the Interests of commerce
and the welfare of the country. The attendance
should therefore be large, as no business man
can now afford to be Indifferent to the great
financial questions of the day. As Christmas
eve is scarcely time for business discussions
the meeting has been judiciously deferred TO the
time aboVe-named.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1867-12-24

MASONIC FuNRRAL.-The funeral of William
B. Schnider took place yesterday, at o'clock,
from the Masonic Hall, and was one of the most
imposing demonstrations made by the fraternity
Tor a number OF ears past. As member OF the
Grand Lodge, and Grand Tyler, the deceased
was universally known in the Order, and the
Grand Lodge, as we'll as the su 5ordlnate Lodges,
attended The obsequies as mark OF respect.
The body OF the deceased was bIid out In the
Blue Room, and during the morning a large
number OF persons viewed the remains. hand
some coffin, covered with black velvet and Orna-
meuted withsllVer handles, contained the body,
while near the remains were deposited the
Ieeaha and insignia of the deceased.
At two O'Clock the funeral procession left the
hall. The members of the order walked from
the hall, the friends and relatives alone being
provided with carriages. Past Masters David
Golden, j. l.. Hutchinson, Washington l.. Bla-
den, W. 6. Bambury, Frank 8. johnson, David
p. Jones, George 6. Jones and Samuel Price, of
Lalay cite Lodge, No. IL, of which the deceased
was member, acted as the pail bearers. Over
one thousand Masons participated in the iune-
raj ceremonies, and at Monument Cemetery,
where the rites incident to the burial OF mem-
ber of the fraternity we're performed, the scene
was a very impressive one. Grand Master Vaux
made by The members OF the Grand Lodge The
Washington Hose Company, OF which the de-
ceased was member, also attended the funeral
BUReLARIoUs DOeGEREL-The police authori-
ties have enriched their archives by gem of
burglarious literature. The residence OF Joseph
TItlow, Germantown avenue aud Township line
road, was visited on Sunday night by a set of
thieves. They broke open his hennery, and
carried off twenty fowls and two geese. The
impudent peculatOrs pinned to the door of the
henhOuse scrap of paper, upon which was
written these lines:-
"0ur Jaws is strong and our teeth Is keen,
And we'll eat every won of you're chtckeene,
Wen pelt the bones oUt of them there geese
And what we can't eat we'll sell at dollar a
peese,
And when the soup is all gone up,
OF whisky we'll take sup
And as we drink, we'll think Of you
Wee hope the same thing you win doc. O."-Amen.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1867-12-24

MEETING OF THE GUARDIANS OF THE PooR.-
The regular meeting of the Board of Guardians
of the Poor took place yesterday afternoon, Pre-
sident John NJ. Whitall in the chair.
The House Agent reports the following census
of the House, etc., tor the week ending Satur-
day, December 81, 1868. Number IN House at
IL O'Clock NJ, BAL; same time last year, 327l.
Increase, 40. Admitted within the last two
weeks 200; births, 6; deaths, 33; discharged, 93;
eloped, 26. Number of persons granted lodg-
ihgs within the last two weeks, 302; number of
persons granted meals within the last two
weeks, 75l. Tue Steward reported the House
receipts at $739'59; and the emigrant tax at
iected for support cases, 1857 so. The Commit
tee ON School for Eeeble-Minded Children re-
ported progress, and were continued. The
Stewards acquisitions were read and approved
A long discussion took place over the heating
and ventilating arrangements OF the House,
some of the members declaring that they were
defective, and in consequence the inmates of
Adjourned.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-03-13

vice of the Government 1t IS III such
condition OF things that an Act of Con-
ercss is proposed, which, if carried out,
would deny u trial by the lawful courts,
and iurcs to nine millions of American
citizens, anG to their postcrity for an in
definite period. II seems to be scarcely
possible that any one shorild seriously be-
iieve this consistent with a Constitution
which declares, in simple, plain and mam-
biguous language, that I'LL persons shall
have that right, and that no person shall
ever, in any case, be deprived Of it, The
Constitution also torbids the arrest OF the
citizen without judicial warrant, founded
ON probable cause This bill authorizes
an arrest without Warrant, ut the pleasure
of IL military commander. The Constitn-
ton declares that "no person shall be held
to answer for capital or otherwise inla-
nous crime, unless OH rrcscntmcnt by Il
GRAND iury.'' This billholds every person,
not a soldier, answerablc for all crimes and,
all charges without any prescntmcnt. The
Constitution declares that "no person shall
be deprived of life, liberty or property
without due process Of law" This bill
sets aside all process of law, and makes
the citizen answcrablc in his person and
property to the will of one plan, and as to
! his life to the will Of two. Finally, the
Constitution declares that "thc privilege OF
the writ of habcas corpus shlll not be slls-
pended unless when, in case of rebellion or
| invasion. the public safety MAY require 1t )"
whereas this bill declares martial law
(which of itself suspcnds the great WRIT i'll
Time Of peace, and authorizes the military
to make the arrest, and gives to the prls, is;
oncr only one privilege and lha5 m IS H.. sr,al I'LL
hone of release from custody, except the
hope, such as it is, of release by acqulttal
before anilitary commission.
The United States arc bound TO Suaran-.
tee to each State u Republican, tolm of
Government. Can it be pretended 'hat T.
this obligation is not palpably broken IT
we carry out u measure like this, winch
wipes away every vcstigc of Republican
Government i'll ten States, aud puts the
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-06-12
-

SIGNING THE PLEDGF.--A man long
noted for Incorporate halits was IN
duced by the Rev. yoh. Abbcst 20
sign the pledge, in his r"n way.
which he ID n thee w-r-s.
Il pledge myself &c drink noiutox-
icatirg liolors tor -re car. a-
Few believed he coua4 keep it I; blt
near the end Of the year he . gam ap-
peared al 4 temperance meeting With
out having touched drop.
Are you gong to sign again p
asked Mr. Abbott
a Yes, replied he, I" if can dc il IN
M own way.
And accordingly he signed the
pledge for nine hundred and ninety
nine ycars.
/, "And IT, said he. Il live TO tha.
time. ! intend to take ont life lease
\ few DAYS after he called op the
tavern keeper, who welcomed him back
TO his old haunts:
oh, landlord said he a. II in pain.
4" ] have such lump on NJ side"
That's because you have stopped
drinking" said the landlord. I" Ion
won't live long il vou keep on
VIII drink take the lump away y
a. J Is, aud If YOU don't drink you'll
soon have a lump on the other SIDE.
Come let's drink togc :her." and he
poGred out two glasses o. whisk-y.
! :. rec,,on / wont drink, said tho
former inebriate, especially If keep
+ ing the pledge viii bring another lump.
/ FOR il isn't very hard tie bear, after all, !"
and with this he drew the iump-a
roll of greenhacks-from his side
/ pocket, and walked off, leaving The
+ landlord to his reflections.
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-06-12
From the Western Eural1
MORE THAN He BARGAIN
Ed FOR.
BY PAUL PILLOW j..


On a sunny May afternoon. when
Nature seemed r.'vengln@ herself. for
the cIcarnesa q the SKY by the luud-
alHess q tAe roads, Mr.. John I.arrI-
son, farmer. rode slowly through Fly
ll0llw. attempting, ever and anon, to
induce the gray beast that propelled
ms vehicle 10 90 llttle faster.
Move on. Jane. move on !" said he.
Jane moved. but with verv moder-
ate speed. She seemed to have an cx-
ceedinc great desire to regulate her
own rate Of velocity. The efforts of
her impatient master 10 master her
gait could not be termed a success.-
\ nd, indeed, it was almost too much
to expect that she would make any
very surprising progress along the
muGdv read, as she was beast Of lone
standing. extremely old, and always
accustomed 20 bavinr her own ,var
W-el. haa- you, cid nag, 90 as
you please !" he exclaimed. after la
mont:nr for the fortieth time the alb
>euce Of his whip.
uTal.o i slow, s1ou., e,,,,o-o
val os4 +bar... ..f,n~ ,.l,;Ia W.
,,,ln.C.s -.,"..,,,
~. -. '',i'.''5, .i'a u. 49,.
-. - -
pIuur.ag into : aeer hole. nearly tin.
.1inr him off his seat.
!. D,.,r me >. e.v,.i.. .in,.d the o},3 ro,,.
.1ao.ar = h. srra,oI,Ied - th. h;-bar
..5n -. ranIo,,nd N-idow Rai,arI tb;s
i all for her acron,n,aa,tinn Get
out. Of that. Jane! Get ont Of ,bat
7 sE-f Tber..-rioht side m aqa;n
I guess.
:. Now. here I am. an old man. over
fiItv wears old. actually courtinc : wo-
man over forty years old Inst an
her account too-a1l for her accom-.
nodation lIanoed if i isn't nov
that is, il IS = we'll. the onostion j !.
sat? Now. III bn f,7,.r-res I'm he
Candid saeirg that IN, aIona
The old gentleman reflected candid.
" for few moments ,Irr;nc wb;cb
+;rpa 0rd .Tsua can6idIr ov;ntod de-,
terr3ioaTion 70 vii, ~ s1o,yIv nos.
s;1,Ia Zy;tEon+ ros;,;re7r- haTl-;,o,
:. yeIl." suddenly broke ont Nr II
Il suppose I nlag be a little selfish in
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-06-12
NUMBER "a.

Thou be ,bouol, bo,. - Ia, a..,
bor-. d. ~, = -.
VT d;s~-I..d -. '1s
/ 30 co.
,,.a Lnst -, -, -
ft.L-,. ,Lo ~ LII. -
best of # And his a,o3 ,,,t,.~.,-,,'
l;- ~,};.r rs
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! Yor -. ,..,, .,f,;,{..,' -
ali u-ai,;n,, fnr va,, ~. - -,
poliv Ill .,-.N 80; y -
8ren were a.rav thy ,,.s,s 60. H..
/ : thaz- xv..-a ~ -. ~ r.,
give mo polIv ="
"Ah YOU naughty man y said Mrs
Horr;,o,, lo..;.,E L. - -.
- .ios,, vL;l,. ia ra,, aF - -
tro,neI ont - ,t. - -
n nala ,Le orona;,,..,..a "a
.Tano =. soar m No..
deceive NJ Moor ;rnnc.n, -.
oar, Pa ~. nnn,, - aal
bo o,,,l,,rod Al r;,,.,,, IA
mot snnl ,.--;,'s '',,,, f,n,;I'. ~ =; az 10
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-06-12
THE RIDAl.

sl +, pECIufuIY CONFIRMED DACuEioE
No' laugh was heard nor joyous note
A. our friend the bfidal we hurried,
Aot Wit discharged his farewell shot,
IS the bachelor went to be married.
We married him quickly 20 save bis fright.
Our heads from the sad sight turning; light
And W. sighed, Nc > rod by the lamps diia
I think be vas not tuere fiscernisg,
think that : bachelor free and bright,
And shy Of the as We found hin.
Sh uld there at the alter, at dead Of nj ht,
BE caught in the ina: boGIid him.
Few and short were the words -aId,
hough Of wine and cake par;sking.
We escorted him home from .he scene Of dread,
While his knees awtully shaking.
; owiy and :; dly ut marched him down
Prom the first to The I9w=rmost story;
Aud We never have heard seen the poor man
Whom we left all alone ia his glory
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-06-12

WHEN does man aDeezc tf:se
times! " hen ne can not help 1t.
THE trouble with bow-leegsd men
iss that they are always g5.ay or tenders
y LOCAL paper says that a. O. LADY
applied to grocer for 4 pound q:
oblong tea.
The most economical time . buy
cider IS when il IS not very clear, for
then it viii settle for itself.
ONE nan asked another why IS
beard was brown and lis hai- watt
:. f2ecause." he sad +" o. S twenty
years younger = u ot1sf.
THE ma who took a walk" the
other day. fought it hack again, bu.
the next day took ride and went of
with il.