The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1867-02-14
From the Toledo Blade.
NASBY.
Mr. Nasty Does the ROads q Ser
vice-The Peace th1t HReigns
There and the Cause of 1t
Posf 0FFts. CoNFEuRrr u ROADS,
(wich y in the SIait nv Kentueky,)
January 20, 1861.

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| 1t does with sweetnis unparalleled sence th'
Nation launched out onto the sen nv troubles,
| wich very near engulfed her 1t come about thrC
mes BlGnls in the Post 0rfs don't engross all my
time II don't take me very long to distribute
the paper wich Deekin Pogram takes, nor the
eirklers nv the gift enterprises wich come here
neither does II consume much nv my valvooable
time dlrectn the letters enclosin dollars back 70
en- besides wich good many nv em are insuti
ciently sealed and the money drops out, and bein
CONSCIENTIOUS TO q fault ez can't get EN- back Into
| the right letters, why Nv course don't send sici
at all. The only trouble / hev Is in explsinin
why letters contalnin sleh remittanels don't reach
their destinashen, but that heE Its rewards,
invariably tell EN- that the managers Nv the enter
prises are ablishn Yankees. and. nv course they'd
| be swlndled. wch alluz intensifes their rage. A
| batch Nv EN- sent for tickets to Crosby's Opera
House, wlch didn't reach Chicago, ez | wuS be-
hind with my board, aud after giyin them tho
! regler explanashen, they wuz so ennged at the
theevln abUllshnists at Chicago, that they sailed
| | forget now, but If remember right, they hung
two, or wuz Il three2 My memry Is failln.
But ez wuE sayin, l hev plenty Nv time, and
put 1t in mostly studyin the characteristics nv
human nacher, ez developed In men and niggers,
| While eontemplatin passel nv niggers one day,
| followed en- and overheard their conversashen.
l wuz astonishedi They wuz notftin one an
other Nv meetin to be held that mite In Penni-
hackers barn, 70 wich all wuz expected to be
present. Hare, thot to myself, Is Guy Fawkes
Here Is conspiracy! Meetin Wat rite hev
niggers 10 meet! And hastened TO Deekin Po-
gram aud told him wat had heard.
Nasty, sed he, wringin my hand, ''ef ever
doubted the eternal fitns Nv things-the complete
and entire adaptability Nv one class to another
that doubt is removed. Here .arn o Niger
owner-here are yoo, Norther Democrat-a
bloomin eggsotlc, ez may saw which hez took
root In Southern sile. | never wood hey overhead
them niggers !--no Southerner wood hev thot Nv
sneekin after em--for all sich work the Northern
Dimocrat is precisely fitted. It's wat they've
alluz done for US; alluzl alluz! alluz ...ll
And he wrung my hand agin, and thanked me.
wuz too much overcome with emoshen at the
compliment he paid me to reply. But we ar
ranged the programme. We went to the barn,
and overturned wagon so eZ we Good git under
1t and hecr oil that wuz sed without bein seen,
and jist OF nite-fall the Deekln and me ensconsd
ouSelves in our hidln place. ag. rsf sl
The niggers gathered praps thirty on 'em, and
opened the meetin with prayer, in wich exercise
they he'd the profanity to pray for the Government
of the Yoonited States and sich, and then the
bizness commenst. 1t appeared that they'd sent
man North to find locashen for EN- ez they
he'd made up their minds to run away from the
blessins of slavery. wich we are preparln to re-
open for en- and this nigger had arrived, aud they
wuz assembled to hear his report
"Brother Lee" sed the ringlead er to the re-
sI,mSN niSSv h., ,Nnd /; W;uo;n; SnI hod Ena1
Ee ana WoE rssa ~ tmg Fa6roI sSS nsI sIa eegH Gu
fo =, ~ s1'S - y ror,,r, Hon ,,o fornd
the promised lOndi" E. lYs.g.
Brother Lee replied, that ef ne UNDERSTOOD wat
wuz the Ethiopian idee Nv the promised land, y
he Good safely and certainly saw that he hedn't
lie landed hrst 10 rhlildelphy, ana oeln sulnwhat
wearled py the long rlas ne TOOK sect 10 streeI
car wien wnz empty. Ihe conduckter ordefed
hlm OUT, Dut spoSlh nc Wul III otate WheTe IheIe
WIZ eltal rites ne Insisted on stayln, When Lhe
eonduKter andurlVer bundled MN OUT py lorce.
HIS coat ne Observed shown wher the bloo
blouse he'd Dln ensklliully mendld, Wuz sunWhat
llaktered IN Ile sKulle' - fo.9s ,.dt
At this narrashen the niggers groaned, and 1t
wuz all Good do to keep the Deekin from hol-
Term haiIeloogy H3 Le uah
lA Moo York State he didn't fare 80 WELL he
dl9kyered that decent nigger there Isn't quite ez
goud ez very oinry white man. lie happened
there on leckshen day, and narrated that lie saw
white men carried up TO the poles so eggstremely
drunk that them ez he'd en- In charge he'd to put
the ticket atween thcr fingers and anser to their
names, while speetaolv nlgger hed TO show that
he wuz worth some property alore ne wuz allow
red faces and clubs made II 50 unpleasant that but
few attempted IT, u.,. s...a.,f
The Deekln punched me In the ribs yocifer-
ously IN N. f'
Next he went to Ohio. spozn nv course that
State 80 extremely opposed to bondage wood be
the place lie wuz In search Nv. Agin he wuz dis
appfnted. twug worse than 1t wuz in Moo York.
for the Ablshnlsls wuz goln on the principle, he
rather guessed, pydoin justls without ru9ln agiln
anyO09y preluulSes, OF rather NV iettll Jusls 40
he1n er Tiore % the ni,,@er ,e WI w1 ~ no gr"dn
M nWnttrr how much hs na1s toves onto os how
lNn% Ic served IN tbe orm~ N wSl aIottcd tn v"t"
ThS Ahlishnist. 90 ha nIderstood rho nrons hc
wny wrong carried The Stote on the niy,ter aness
XIX INF knz now aTrade 10 tetrh RI az teSr
Had Insc II agim ThsviSe Led h he rcmorLed
~ years hut 1h"d,,t o: ~, Sot ali ne ,,annI1
ad,Icsted nm m the Iint nvdon not al M nennIe
I.nwd ,vul tItc ~ F'OF'o ~
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HIS experience IN the west wuz very similar.
The AbisnnlsIs WnE everywhere very strongly N
the majority, ana every wun Nv EN- hs talked
with wuz In favor OF glvln the nlgger his rites,
but they wuz all alIade ei they TOOK hold NV II
they'd be laid ontby the Democracy, wlch wuznt
In tho majority at all. In Washington, where
Congress heZ give the niggers vote, lie WnEwell
treated, and H. wuz the only place. gentleman
who wants TO run for Mayor nexb spring, CIV MN
his dinner, and quite number Of others VINO
wanted offices did likewise, but he wood 'ent nd
wise emlgrashen there, for the reason that there
lwuz 100 many there now ana besides It's posi-
Die t,at before tne next eiecslISn 0ohgress may
conelood that suffrage In tue DeesIflek whl run
sn. @ NV" ich srSon shnis,s v not being edicatld
'hn ,s, "nd sn,,a,I n
w PTh. W. N n.ipLi' ,'dS,aS ",,S No ssn
imo Ds'Hl "uuEV" ~, ws"e",
wat s"v' W. ao' NsH 'su '"e "bS''' Ill III
Vho'us' g...tf
dol" sed the Niger, wich his name II wuZ
Lee, do grin and bear It wher yoO are EE for
me, ef he'd my five years back agn, shood do