Delaware State journal and statesman., 1867-07-09


Iowa complaint of the heart growing
out of an inordnate longing after something
difficult to obtain. 1t attacks persons of both
sexes. generally between the ages Of fourteen
and thirty some have been known to have it at
the age of sixty.
symptoms-AbsVnoe of mind giving things
wrong names calling tears nectar, aud sighs
zophyrs; gazing on the moon and stars tooth
ache; bleelng at the nose loss of appetite ;
neglect of business; lothiug for all things-saye
one bloodehot eyes, and constant desire to
sigh.
Elects--A strong headache pulse high
supidly eloquent eyes; slseplessuess, and all
that sort Of thing Atlimes, imagination bright
oo"ers VI ,9sss' "i"es' 'NP's' aAN
peas anu 'ns" "sn'p' oOe"us " u''p'''' ''S's'
'otureS auo na''''.'ss'tse P'''V"
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WIN " 'e"7' opeu 5VA' W.
! 4 modest young man IS such a rarity that
We cannot fail to record the hcts in a case the
inst III 'the memory of the oldest inhabiant.'
lie came 10 Northampton, Mass, from the
country the other evening, with his gal, to
be married. and she was shown into the parlor
while he went in search Of munster. In the
meantime largs number of ladies and gen,
emen, by chance also entered the parlor, and
when the young man returned and saw so large
il company, his courage oozed away and he sud
denly soped. When everything waa pxed for
the Ger, mony no bridegroom was bresent and
tue minister and landlord went in search of
h'm' He was ''upa win the persp'rstion stream
'ns ''om n'S marry pFoN' Su' rO argument VI
eH'Fsa'J eop'a ihduce nun 10 iace me music
'"e Wash going to De pned before all them
i'Ss 10 now, as Compromise vac SapPS
couple were 'sRee 10 4so'AeF apartment Nasrs
'ae s'leMn F"es were dH'y performed
The O,oabo B.rnld tella lhe following story.
Ian soconsb, a pawnss Indian. was sued sor
i've dollars Inv a white man. before Squire John.
san On tba dav of trial Joe made his appear.
suce, and rendered the requisite amount for deb,
snd costs and demanded recent in full
.wby. Joe. it is unnecessary said the SQUIRE
oh, yes me want 'am receipt, sartin.
ii ,aiI yor Lao q raceint will do von no yood
!, .sart,n souirs Johnsop ma want uu.'
. What do you WaGt it ior, Joe Y
oh, spOse me die, and go TO heaven then
spose they say, Well, Joe SOCIALISM,, you owI
any man now? Then me say, Mo- Ner!
we'll did you pay 'um Ben JohnsOn'' p 'oh
"A yes, me pay 'um.' Well, then, s'pose you shoV
um receipt Inen me have to go way down
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Few theological defntions could bear tn
palm from that of the priest who, having preach
pl sermon on Miracles was asked by one hi
'' congregation, walking homeward, to explain
little more lucidly what miracle meant
III IS miracle you "a"' ~ uuue'o's"u' 90 =,
'he pr'es'' '"a'A ou 'ne'o 'o'"'n0' NV "'N
.. 'n'hA ho" '"n eAp'a'" y " ~. ..... - l.,
"a i"' "0" ""'NsN ''
l'nu nun anu es'o "'' "ND 49, A., no
n.t -
,piJ Won feel IT. sail the priest.
,,VS .ro he sure lid. replied The unhappy ai
,;,io
well. tnen, remember this 1t would ha
n ~ been a miracle If you had not
les Il saw. sambo. does YOU know what max
~ us c,rn grow an fast when you nut the manu-
Wv N''" ~" ~, ,,i, :.
on It - Nj don't haTlly' now in Ju
tell you When the corn oeguns 10 suie''
manure, 1t DON'T IKE DC luwery' so nurtiee
OIL ue s'Vuu', 49, 1'.- - ~, ~
as net ~ ''pe' '"s '"4 "''
Pa didn't you whip me for biting Tommy
..,ll .yos NV child YOU hurt him very muc
'na Ment then, ph yOu OuRht ~ WHIP h'"hm