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Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

DOR SALE.
IL We take pleasure in Offering to the public the
following tracts Of excellent land for sale at very
reasonable prices. Persons wishing to buy will
do well to consult before purchasing, and those
having lands to sell will ind it to .her aGyan-
tage TO avail themselves Of our reasonable terms
No l. Northwest fractional one-fourth of the
Northwest one fourth of section g. in township
so, North of range 4, Cedar county, Iowa
80 s7-l00 acres, Prairie land. Price 1850.
No. IN. E. one-fourth s, in township IS,
range IS, in Monona county, Iowa l60 acres
Prairie land Price $500.
No. 3.--N. f. one-fourth of the y. ". one
fourth section %, in township 80, North of range
%, il Pine county, Minnesota 40 acres timber
land. Price 5000.
No. 4. A good farm, situate in Pleasant Valley,
Bedford township, FIVE miles from Bedford, now
in the occupancy of William H. Nycum, contain .
ing 100 acres, more or less, about sixty acres
cleared and under excellent fence, II acres Of
bottom meadow, and the balance well timbered,
with a splendid double dwelling house, barn and
other out buildings. A well Of excellent water
near the door; also, good young orchard. This
is excellent opportunity TO procure good farm
near Bedford, convenient to churches and good
schools. Price $50 per acre.
DURBORRoW & LUTZ,
Real Estate Agents,
Feb. l, 1867. Bedford, Pa.
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A Ii KINDS OF BLANKS, Common Admin
"A istrator's and Executors, Deeds Mortgages,
Judgment Notes. Promissory Notes, with and
without waiver of exemption, Summons, Subpoe-
and Executions, for sale at the Inquirer office.
Nov 2, 1856
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

O,;E man asked another why his beard
was brown and his hair SO very white? Be-
cause, said he, one is twenty years younger
than the other
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29
ENTERPRISE
MACHINE WORKS.
IL. ID. SLAGLE Il BRO, PrOPrietors.
Q. r.. DAVIS, Sup't.

IRON FOUNDERS MACHNIsTs, and
Manufacturers Of Portable and Stationary Steam
Engines and Boilers, Portable and Stationary
Saw Mills. Iron and Brass Castings made and
fitted up for Mills, Factories, Forges, Blast Fur
naces, Rolling Mills, &c. Manufacturers OF
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS,
Logan street, LEWISTOWN, Ia.
Oct
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AND
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their once welcome supply oi the best periodical
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.helf rea9ni apd tpo5e "hg may never have aes
thetn Wlh asaafealy pe Weii pleased % receive ac-
credited reports 81 tne progress of Europcan
science aud literature
IthA5 toh 1867
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RICHARD v. LEO & CO.,
MANUFACTURERS OF
CABINET-WARE, CHAIRS, &C.,

E$ lbIJAIlO " LEU ~ W.,
MANUFACTURERS OF
CABINET-WARE, CHAIRS, &C.,
BEDroRD, Pa.
The undersigned being engaged In the Cabinet.
making business, viii make 20 order and keep on
hand everything in their line Of manufacture.
bureaus, Dressing Stands, RarIor and Er-
tension Tables, Chairs, Bedsteods,
WashstdRdS, dc. &c.
will be furnished at all prices, and 70 sui every
taste. They have also added to their stock,
French Cottage Suits,
Marble 1op Tables,
Cane Chairs,
Sofas,
Tete.a- Tetes, &c. &c. &c.
Eastern manufacture.
Having purcased the stock aud tools Of Thos.
MerWine. llate VIM stahPs) they have added the
same to their mandatory.
COFFINS viii also he made 10 order. and a
HBARSE always in readiness 10 attend funerals.
Prompt attention paid to all orders for work.
~sssS Shop on West Pitt Street, nearly opposite
the residence Of George shuck.
aug.23:3m RICHARD V. LEO co.
TRfUMPH IN DENTISTRY.
TEETH EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN,
By the use Of Nitrous Oxide Gas, and is attended
with no danger whatever.
TEMP oRARY SETS
inserted if called for. Special attention viii bs
made to diseased gums and cure warranted OF
no charge made.
TEETH FILL
to last for life, and all work in the dental line
done to the entire satisfaction Of all or the money
refunded. Prices shall correspond with the
times.
have located permanently in Bedford, and
shall visit Schellsburgh the Ist Monday Of each
month, remaining one week Bloody Run the Sd
Monday, remaining one week the balance of my
time I can be found at my Office 3 doors South Of
the Court House, Bedford, Pa.
WM. W. VAN oRMER,
Nov. %, 1866 Dentist.
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HOOP SKIRTS. COS

.628. HOOP SKIRTS 620.
WILLIAM T. hopkins.
"OUR 0wN MAKE"
After tGore than Five Years experience and
svnerimepting in the manufacture of STRICTLY
FIRST QUALITY HOOP SKIRTS, we offer
our Justly celebrated goods to merchants and the
rubIie in full confidence of their superiority over
an others in the American market, and they are
So acknowledged by all who wear or deal in them,
as thew give moro satisfaction than any other
Skirt. and recommend themselves in every res
meet Dealers In Hoop Skirts should make a
note Of this fact. EVERY LADY WHO HAS
NOT GIVEN THEN A TRIAL, SHOULD
20 so WITHOUT FURTHER DELA J.
Our assortment embraces every style, length
and size, for Ladies, Misses and Children, Also,
skirts made to order, altered and repaired.
Ask for "Hopkins Own Make" and be not de-
ceiyed. See that the letter III" is woven on the
Tapes between each Hoop, and that they are
slammed W. z. HOPKINS NANGFACTU-
RER. 62S ARCH ST, PHiLADA.," upon
each tape. No others are genuine
Also, cons tantly on hPhd full line Of good
New York and Eastern made Skirts at very low
prices.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
At the Philadelphia Hoop Skirt Manlfactory and
Emporium, No. 62s ARCH St., PIIIL'A.
March IS, lS67.lemo
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

SOME editor says that the destiny of the
world often hangs on the smallest rriaes. A
little milf between Charles Bonaparte and his
love Letitia might have broken off marriage
which gave birth to Napoleon and the battle
OF Waterloo. To which contemporary adds:
q Yes that is a fact. Suppose alittle milf had
taken place between Adam and Eve What
then?''
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29
THE QUAKER CITY
BUSINESS COLLEGE
Corner FL tn d Chestnut Streets,
PHIL4DELPHT4.

The most complete and Thoroughly appointed
Commercial School ia the Country.
Conducted upon the best system Of Instruction.
and Offering advantages Of the highest order in
every Department.
IMPORTANT TO YOUNG MEN
Who desire Success and Promotion in Business
Life.
PRACTICAL EDUCATION FOR THE, TIMES.
The Commercial Course embraces Book Keep
ing, Commercial Calculations, Penmanship, Cor
responder ce, Business Forms, Customs of Trade,
Commercial Law, the Art of Detecting Counter
felt Money, &c. This Course may be completed
in three months.
DIPLOMAS
Awarded to Graduates, under seal and by author
ity Of Law, this being regularly
INCORPORATED COLLEGE,
and the only with similar powers in the STATE,
or in the United States.
OTHER BRANCHES,
Telegrapbing, the Higher Mathematics, Engineer
ing, Surveying and Navigation.
BOOK KEEPING.
In the Department of Accounts this Institution
is wholly unrivalled. The treaties this sub
jeet, published by th0 proprietor. is everywhere
Acknowledged to be the best and most complete
work extant, and being composed almost exclu-
sively Of sets obtained from Actual Business, pre-
sents q course Of instruction such can be secuT
ed by no other system. Books for sale, and sent
by mail to any address, upon receipt Of price,
s5.5e.
YOUNG MEN
Invited to send for circulars, OF visit the College
for further information.
L. FAIRBANKS, A. NJ.
President.
T. Z. MERCHANT, Secretary. may3l:Sm.
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Nov. %, 1856

II ENTISTRY.
IL 1. n. B0WsER, Resident DEgTIsT, WooD-
BERRY. Pa, visits Bloody Run three days of each
month, commencing with the second Tuesday Of
the month. Prepared TO perform all Dental oper-
ations with which be may be favored. Terms
oifhia the reach of all aud strictly cash egcpt bV
special co,.tract. Work TO be sent by mail or 9TH
amg5, '64tf.
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Mutual Insurance Combined with .Gse ~
curiiy Of q Capital.

The Girard Life Insurance Company was char
tered in 1926, and is therefore one If he oldest,
as well as most substantial companies in ihe Uni-
ted States. Il effects insurance Tor the whole af
Life; upon the nOHforfeitabie o. ten ye9l 3'an or
for any term Of years Il also ISSUES Endowment
Policies
Premiums may be paid Yearly, serai-aunually
or Quarterly.
al the Insured tor ,chole Of lie, (inoludina
those on the ten year plan, participate
IA theprgfts Of the eoBlpaH9
Those insuriug in the Girard may alaa7s rsst
assured that their best interests viii &c protected
Al whole of Life Policies Of several year. stand
ing are purchasabe by the company, or may be
committed into policy for a smaller amount.
without any thing more TO pay-thcrafoIc tho ~
sured need not fear loss il case they are noe a
after several years payments, to keen us their
policies.
BpaUsscs o. additions "a policies ese 44arie s--
frs gears, ,rishou' aaJ i1ersrse fa taegreaf...
hs prgdfs are ojsoiate. rs sprsa.'pas a.adarats.
IT, Pririfegss h5eri il has paid aaag Igsas-.
astd has Hece- c0nfeFied a s'ata
For books and circulars. free crcbarse. s.7.L q.
the Home Office, No. igS CHESTNUT ST.. gls.r ?.
Or to any Of its agents.
THOMAS RTDGWAT, Pres.
JOHN +. JAMES. Actlafv.
ORRIN ROGERS, General Agent
S23 Walnut Street. f..sf stairs3
J. T. kEAGY. -cnt
marl5:lyr Bs,Eera. Ia.
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''CoNE till America, Pat ~ writes a son Of
the Emerald ISLE to his friend in Ireland
3 tbs fine country to get living in All
ye have to do is to get three cornered box
and fll it wild bricks and carry it till the top
ofsa four-story building and the man at the
top does all the work"
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29
LChartered with Ample Powers.I
LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE.

[Chartered with Ample POwers.l
LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE.
The second Collegiate year viii commence
ON MONDAY, AUGUST 10, 1867.
This Institution has been Chartered by the
Legislature Of the State with full Collegiate pow
ers, and the following courses Of Study, in which
it is proposed TO graduate Students, have been
adopted viz:
An Elementary Course for Teashers { B. ~.
Scientific Course, y. 81.
A Ladies' Course, tH. A.
Classical Course. 4. Bl.
Biblical Course %. II. 81.
The School is intended to supply great pub
lie want and instruction is given in all branches
of'a common, liberal, an ornamental educa-
tion. There is primary or model school connect
ed with tho Institution, and also Commercial
Course, that Students Of any grade viii be re-
received and viii be put into suitable Glasses
With superior accommodations, irst-class teach
crs location not eXceiled by any in accessibility
and healthfnlness, and in the general morals of
the community, we offer to parents and guardians
pleasant home where their children and wards
will be properly cared for and will be subjected
to the best training
EXPENSES:
For Boarding Washing, Light Fuel, and
Tuition, with furnished room for Fall
Term OF is weeks.
Instrumental io.uV
Double Entry Book Keeping, (in classes).... l3.OO
Painting and Fancy Work, at usual rates.
For catalogue and further particulars, address
Rev. TB. VICKRoN, A. NJ, President,
Dec. l4:66:1yr Annyille, Lebanon CO., Pa.
n YES! DYES! o YEs!- undersigned
~ having taken out auctioneer license holds
himself in readiness to cry sales and auctions on
the shortest notice. Give him cali Address
him at Rays HILL Bedford county, Pa
WILLIAM GRACEY.
Octls:6m
A SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OF JUDO
IA MENT and Promissory Notes, either with or
without waiver of exemption, for sale at this
flee nov zoo
SPLENDID ARTICLE Of Blank Deeds, on
"A the best parchment paper, for sale at the
Inquirer office.
Nov 2, 1866
WANTED.-Forty heavy locust posts, and
w thirty bushels Of corn. Apply to
Nov.1:2t. r. DURBoRROW.
A SPLENDID ARTICLE of Blank Deeds
"A on the best parchment paper for sale at the
Inquirer Office.
Nov 2 1856
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5lnmprolls.
THE greatest bet ever made has been de-
ciled by the printers to be the alphabet

A boy idea Of having tooth drawn may
be summed up as follows: "The doctor
hitehed fast to me, pulled his best, and Just
before it killed me the tooth came out
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29
VALUABLE TRACTS OF
LAND FOR SALE.

The subscribers offer at private sale the follow
ing valuable tracts of land, viz:
No. l. The undivided half of tract of land,
containing 227 acres, situate on the southeast
side of the Broad Top Mountain, lying partly in
Bedford and partly in Fulton county, and ad-
Joining lands of Samuel Danner, James Brin-
hurst and wishart's heirs. TWO VEINS OF
COAL, one 81 feet the other q feet in depth have
been discovered on this tract.
No. ?. A tract of23O acres near the above, ad-
joining the same lands, and supposed to contain
the same veins Of coal.
No. ;. A tract of 4Oo acres. within two and a
half miles of the above tracts, lying on the North
side Of the Harbor across the mountain, well tim
bered with oak and pine.
May S,-tf DURBORR0W LUTZ.
A SPLENDID FARM FOR SALE
WITHIN A FEW MILES OF BEDFORD !
The subscribers will SELL at private sale, all that
SPLENDID FARM
situate in Pleasant Valley, Bedford township,
five miles from BedfcI d, now in the occupancy Of
William H. Nycum, containing 10 ACRES,
more or less, about Sixty Acres cleared and
under excellent fence, is acres Of bottom meadow
and the balance well timbered, with a splendid
DOUBLE DWELLING HOUSE,
Barn, and other out-buildings- a well Of excel
lent water near the door; also, good young Or
chard
This is an excellent opportunity to procure a
GOOD FARM near Bedford, convenient to
Churches and good Schools.
PRICE, $50 PER ACRE.
DURR0RRoW & LUTZ,
July l9:tf Real Estate Agents.
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

WHEN Count D'Orsay first came to England
as "A very young man, about twenty-five years
of age, he was invited to dine at Holland
House, where he was seated next to Lady
Holland herself. who supposed that the hand
some stranger was a shy young man, awe
straels by her majestic presence. Owing to
considerable abdominal development, her
ladyship was continually letting her napkin
slip from her lap othe ground. and as often as
she did so, she smiled blandly, but authori-
lively upon the French Count, and asked him
to pick it up. He politely complied several
times. but at last, tired of this exercise, he
said, to her great surprise" Had notbetter
madam, remain under the table, in order that
Z may hand you your napkin more rapidly.
/ HAD THE SYMPTOMS, But NOT THE Disease.
The GAINESVILLE Gazette tells the following
good one of Lutte Taylor of the Prescott
! Journal:
! Last winter, Lutte was travelling in the stage
with party of gentlemen, among whom was
a noted Democratic politician from Minnesota
now candidate for State Office. The day
] "aS lhleHsly COlu duu tue company "clu
obliged to stop occasionally to warm up.
Hating at little inn at the roadside the dem
ocrat invited Luteup to take drink Of whisky,
/ to which he readily assented, and as Lutte was
/ both dry and cold, he turned out pretty stiff
'horn, swallowed it instanter and repaired
at once to the stove to thaw out. Lute's free
and easy style suited the democrat to dot
and after freely imbibing himself, he walked
mp to Lutte and said; "Tll bet any man tel
dollars you are good democrat"
As Lutte is an awful radical, this touched
his PRIDE, and he replied in his usual STAN
mering style g a advise you not to be-
more m-mouey than you wish to lose. ac
knowledge l h-have all the symptoms, but moi
the d-d-disease.n
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

As a newly married couple from down East
we're one night lying in bed, talking over
"matters and things" heavy thunder storm
arose. The loud peals Of thunder and vivid
flashes of tightening filed them with terror
aHd fearful apprehensions, Suddenly tre
mendous crash caused the loving couple to
start as though they had received am electric
shock Jonathan, throwing his arms around
his dear, exclaimed-"Hug up to me, Lizzie,
let's die like men Z"
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DENTIsTRY DENTISTRY
A Beautiful Set OF Teeth for
ITEM -IA- E - !
DIR. H. VIRGIL PORTE Z,
ILATE o. NV FnIII"ttI y
ID II X TT ~


Would respectfully inform has lu.ucr9us friends
and the public generally, gist lac as located per
lnancutly in BLOODY RUN, where he NAV tc
found at all times prepared 20 insert from one
tooth to a full set Of his BEAUTIFUL ARTTFT-
CTAL TEETH on new and improved atmosphcr-
ic principles.
The TRIUMPH or MECHANICAL BEN-
TISTR RUBBER for the basis of artifsjoJ
teeth.
This discovery which has me; with such uni
yersal approval throughout this and other couu-
tries, has seemingly placed ARTIFICIAL
TEETH at the disposal Of all who require them.
DR.. PORTER is now inserting the most BEij-
T{FEL and DGR1RLE at prices ranging troat
TeR 10 Eighteen EeOIsaFs
per set. Temporary sets inserted if desired. ai
operation warranted.
gzgs- Teeth extracted without pain by the use Of
NITROUS OXIDE or LAJGHfNG G3N.
This is no lIumbug. but a positive fact. Gas
administered fresh every NV. As the Gas adj
ministered by Or. Porter is prepared i'm areord-
anee with the purifying method Of Er Strong yt
New Haven, Ct, and Prot. Sinaa llat- Professor
Of Chemistry in Yale CeeEc} be has no hisita-
tiou in asserting that it Is attended With no dan
ger whatever. Persons desiring lhe services uf
Dentist would promote tacis own interest hy cail-
ing upon Or. Porter, ls ho is determined to spare
no effort To please the HuSt iaspaieus, DIR. HeI-
ter's mode Of operating viii ell times ee Of The
mildest character. avoiding tbe niCtiUn Of tho
slightest unnecessary pain, aud carefully adapted
to the age, constitution, health aad nervous con
diton Of the patient,
&e Special attention is invited to DR.. Pur.ers
scientific method uf preserving deeayed ana sen
ing teeth. Teeth backeHei and diseased, cleans
| ed 20 appear beautiful and white
ii. VIRGIL PORTER
Dentist.
| Bloody oun, penp'a. March IS 's57,-ly,
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Two distinguished philosophers took shell
Ter under one tree during heavy shower
After some time, one of them complained
that he felt the rain. ''Never mind, re.
Piled the other, ''there are plenty Of trees
when this one is wet through we win go to
another"
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

CtOMMUTATION OF RATIONSl
~
The Widow, Children or Parents cf each soldier
who died in a rebel prison, or who was released
and died without Communication for Rations, are
entitled to THIRTY CENTS for ersry day such
prisoner held By the rebels.
Apply to DURB0RR0W & LUTZ.
July l2:tf Claim Agents
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

As weary traveller was winding his way
through the mud in far-west region Of be
country, he discovered young maiden seated
in front of the door of a small log house. He
rode up in front Of the cabin, and asked the
girl for drink of water. He drank it, and,
she being the first woman he had seen for
several days, offered her dime for kiss.
The young maiden accepted the offer, and re-
ceiyed both the kiss and the dime The trav-
eler was about to resume his journey; but the
girl never before having seen a dime asked
90 What am to do with the dime ?'' g You
may use it any way you wish he replied,
1T is yours" 'If that's the case said she
.srl give you back the dime and tale an
other kiss"
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

a RAW lrishman, just over, went into a
restaurant aud was asked by the waiter what
he would have? Why, wittles to ate, NV
coorse," was the reply. A plate of hash was
placed before him. "Fots that p demanded
Mickey. That's wittIes," was the answer
Mickey eyed the compound suspiciously for
some time, and finally exclaimed ''Be jabers
the man that ehew'd that can ate it
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

In Missouri during the war, a loyal stage
driver persisted in driving his route. His
friends, fearing for his life, tried to frighten
him. His horses were near grave yard
One man played ghost, when he went, at
midnight, to get them, The ghost sialked
solemnly across his path, all in white, saying,
Beware Whoa, January" said Jehu,
delivering lusty kick on the side of the
spook, ''wot yer doin' out here this time o.
night? Git back il yer hole!'
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

Our facilities for doing all kinds of job Printing
are equalled by very few establishments in the
country. Orders by mail promptly filed. All
letters should be addressed to
nrRRnRRnW & IIITZ
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

When sent By MAI, the Pos'age 10 any enc G. r
the United States will be but TWENTY FOrB
CENTS year ior Eiae6w9gd, and s4l EIGHT
CENTS a year for each Of the Bcyiews
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29


TBgRGs our grandmother, says q eotempo-
rary. striking instance why woman should
vote. She's paid taxes on a dog for the last
ten years, and declares she won't stand it any
longer-she'll either vote or kill the dog.
Az Irisbman speaking ofhis children, said:
They are all wen but the one born in this
country. / must take him to the Green Isle,
for I behave he is languishing for his native
sir. that he never smelt at ALL
II Is a shame, husband, that | have to sit
here mending your old clothes :" Don't
say word about it, wife; the least said the
soonest mendcd.
4 TRAVELLER stopped at aninn IN a aneighbor-
ing village, and finding the landlord and land
lady fighting, cried out, 'Halloo, who keeps
this house ~ The wife replied, That S just
what we are trying to decide. l-Ex.
Mucn HURT AS the afternoon way train
was coming from Baltimore, recently, the
conductor, calling out the names Of way
stations, shouted, IN explosive tones, 'Jessup's
Cut" WAS he hurtmuch?' inquired demure
looking passenger; whereupon there was a
general snicker, and the conductor proceeded
to another car, called out, in lower key,
.'Jcssups Cutl"
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STUDENTS RECEIVED At ANY TINE.
COLLEGE OPEN ALL THE YEAR

For particulars send for circulars.
nu~90.g,p
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Bloody oun, Penn'a.. NaTea 3 '''7'-Iy'
Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1867-11-29

London Quarterly Review Conservative
Edinburgh Review lWhig.
Westminster Review Radical
North British Review Pree-ehufc
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