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From the ". Y Tribune
The way in which the Democratic newspa-
rers, and the Satanic press generally, are
trying to shuttle off the load of Mr.. Johnson's
indecenoy and stupidity, reminds us of the
story in the Arabian Nights which tells us how
the poor tailor and his wife tried to get rid of
the body of the little Hunchback who was
chOked at their table with a ish-bone. Mr.
Johnson, to be sure, was choked with some-
thing stronger than any fsh-bone, but he is
quite as dead as ever the Hunchback was
and in condition that makes it quite
as desirable to get rid of him. Accord
ingly, ever since his I'D of February speech,
in which he swallowed a very large fish
bone indeed, and was carried off insensible,
the leaders of the Democratic party, who felt
instinctively that he was their peculiar charge,
have been Juggling this unfortunate body from
house to house, depositing it with chuckling
laughter ON innocent 6oor-steps, giving it a
vigorous punch or two to make il stand up
straight, and fall in handsomely as soon as
the bell was answered, and then running
around the nearest corner as if the devil were
after them. The World, in whose house he
was being entertained at the time he died, set
the body up against the Herald Office, but the
editor, coming in from early morning prayers,
Immediately took the scent, and sent the thing
by its night porter to the Journal of Commerce,
who was as much shocked 10 find it there as if
it had been telegram with news of Republi-
can victory. Without more ado he dragged it,
as quickly as his age and infrmities would
permit, to the door of the Express, the editors
of which, after good many sniyelliDg tears,
and few feeble maundering efforts at em-
balming it, quietly thrust it up the chimney,
where, If there were any wit in the party, it
would be suffered to remain forever. But there
are those who foolishly think it will get so
thoroughly cured in the chimney that it may
be pulled down in time to serve for another
election. We think no better of their brains
than to believe they may try IL, but we think
a good deal better of the brains of our people
than to think any success can attend the
efforts of a dead party to set up dead can
didate,
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Impeachment and the RumOrs of Execu-
tive Resistance.
From The ~ Y. Times
we have attached no Importance to the
rumors imputing to President Johnson the in
tentlon OF forcibly resisting Congress in case
it should resolve upon his impeachment and
suspension from Office. They seem to ma
utterly preposterous and absurd. Yet tbov
obtain oredence in many quarters. and ava
widely used to excite and arouse the nnbIio
mind in regard to the pending canvass Ard
we see that Senators in Congress, who ongbt
to have some regard for the dignity and duties
of their position, are lending their authority 10
these attempts.
1t might be a great outrage for Congress- TO
impeach the President, and a still greater one
to suspend him from Office during trial Pos
sibly, il would be an utterly unconstitutional
proceeding. We think it would. But that
fact does not authorize the President to plunge
the nation into civil war for the purpose OF
defeating it. He is by no means the Protector
of the realm-but simply the head of the
Executive Department of its Government.
The Constitution defines the extent to which
hs may participate in making laws. Tt gives
him a certain weight and influence in deciding
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SPIRIT or THE PRESS.

EDITORIAL orrNtovs OF THE IEADrNG JoURNALs
UPoN oUBRgNT ToFIos-cohPLBD EVERY
DAY goB Tax EVENING TEbEGEApH.
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A secsssioniAt View OF ReOOnstrUctiOn.
Prona the ". Y World.
So far as the Reconstruction laws are not a
mere wanton exercise of arbitrary power, so
far as they do not depend on the ancient aud
execrable principle that might makes right
their justification lies in the doctrine OF seees-
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NOTICE

N Office.
~ The existence Of tho Bank entitled, "The
President, Directors e Co. Of the Bank OF Yer.
gennes chartered by the Legislature OF the State
OF Vermont. and located in Vcrgcnnes, in said
State, was terminated, agrccablv to the laws of
said State on the 22d day Of December. 1865, aud
notice is hereby given that said Bark will redeem
its outstanding bills. The following act of the
Legislature Of Vermont Is published by direction
of said Bank, Bv order vi the Directors
w. T. PARKER, President.
II. c. Horror, Cashier.
Vergennes December Is, 1906
An Act relating TO the redemption of BANK Notes.
1t is hereby enacted by the General assembly
Of the State Of Vermont:
Sec. l. After the expiration Of the charter of
any Bank chartered hv this State, after the ter
minaion Of the existence of any such bank agree
ally to the laws of this State; such bank may
cause notice TO lie published in all the weekly
newspapers of the county where such bank IL
located for one full wear, setting forth that said
bank will redeem its outstanding bills, the dav of
the expiration Of its charter, or the date Of tho
termination OF its existence. and n copy VI this
act. And upon due publication of such notice,
neither such bank nor its officers shall I've liable to
any action for the nonredemption Of any of its
outstanding bills, unless the same shall have been
duly presented and payment thereof demanded
within the year aforesaid, at the banking house of
such bank.
Sec. .. litter the expiration of the charter or
after the termination OF the existence of any such
bank aforesaid, such bank shall cease to he sub
jcct to the operation or liable to the provisions of
the sixtv-thir section OF chapter eiglity.nine of
the General Statutes
Sec. 3. This Act shall take effect from this
passage.
Approved November 10, 1863 411y
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THE AMERICAN COOKIN
STOVE


After twenty years experience in the manufac-
ture Of Stoves, We became convinced some six
years since, that vast amount of money was
heng expended by the people Of this country in
buying cheap and almost worthless stoves, large
portion of which was wasted aud that true econ-
omy consisted in buying the best stoves that could
I've made. notwithstanding the price was higher.
With this view proceeded to construct the
American Cooking Stove, and spared no pains or
expense to make it the best and most perfect stove
thu could be made. And we have Experimental
with it, and carefully watched its operation for the
last six years, and when an improvement suggest
ell itself, We have at once adopted it, and we have
several Of these improvements secured by letters
patent. In this manner. we do not hesitate to
say, we have brought it to n higher state Of per-
lection than has heretofore been attained in C" ok
ing stoves. The recent improvements in this
stove has added largely to its convenience and
effectiveness. In all tine varieties Of stoves we
manufacture, we study usefulness, durability,
convenience and economy in operation, rather
than cheapness in price, and in so doing We are
satisfied We study the interest of those purchasing
our stoves.
SHEAR, PACKARD & co,
Albany, y. Y.
For sale by NJ. H. WEIGH.
13:6m Middlcburv, VI.
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G. o E 5
DY PERSIA CUR z .


This Great Remcd, tor all diseases of the
STO NJ \ G II.
il the discovery ct the inventor Ut Goes valuable
Cough Baisam, while experimenting for his own
health. 1t cured cramp in the Stomach for him
which had before welded tn nothing but cloroiurm.
The almost daily testimony from various parts
Of the country encourage us to believe there is no
disease caused bv disordercd stomach it will not
speedily cure.
Physicians endorse and use -.-Minsas gHo testimony
Of its efficacy.
Aud from all directions we receive tidings of cure,
performed.
DYSpEPSIA-It is sure 10 cure
HEARrBlRN-One dose will cure.
SICK-lItADACliE-lt has cured in hundreds Of
HEADACHE AND DIzzINEss-It stops in 80
minutes.
ACIDlTY OF THE sToMACH-It oOrrccts at
RISING OF THE FOOn-It stors Immediately.
DISTRESS AFTER EATING-One dose will re-
move.
CHOLERA enthusiastically yields to few
doses
BAD BREATH-will be changed with Lall bot
tie
II Is PERFECTLY HARMLESS !
Its unprecedented success is owing to the fact
1T CURES BY ASSISTING NATURE
To re-assert her sway in the system.
Nearly every dealer in the United States sells
ii at
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
G. G.. CLARK & CO.,
PRorriEToRs.
83:ow1v NEW HAVEN, CONN.
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1t is very EASY to say OF this, or any other Med
iciuc, at isthc very best Remedy known" 1t Is
not always easy to prove it. 1t is, however,
exceedingly gratifying to the proprietor ct this
Medicine that while he declares to the public that
this is u most wonderful and effective Specific Tor
lIumnrs. as stated above, he has abundant proof
at hand to sustain his statement.
For sixteen years the Humor Doctor has been
manufactured and sold, and every wear has i'll
creased the value Of its rep taton, and the amount
of its sales In New Hampshire, where it was
originated, no remedy for Humors is so highly
priced. An eminent physician (now an army
tween ltv and sixty gallons of 1t, during some
seven or 81 ht years. and used it in his practice.
He has since then ordered 1t for the Hospital
where he was stationed. Other physicians have
purchased it, and have used 1t in practice with
great Success When the proprietor lived in New
,h;r.v ~ G,rtv miles aro,r,d. ana in Manchester
particularly, the Ilumor Doctor was well known
and highly valued for the numerous and wonderful
cures which it effected. Though manufactured in
large quantities, the supply was frequently eN-
h,u, tel, and purchasers had to wait Tor more to
lie made. In that region. some very severe cases
Ol T. rvspclas treated With it,-ind they
were cured. Ervsipeas sores, or carbuncles. those
uglv painful ulcers. wcfc entirely removed wher-
ever this medicine was faithfully used So 1t was
with Scroua aud Salt Rbeum. The uumor
Doctor cured them.
Since the Proprictor's REMOVAL to Melrosc, Ms,
his urcScut residence. he has been regularly selling
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HAIR, TooTIT, NAIL AND CLOTHES
IL BRrsmEs, Flesh Brushes, Hair Mittcns and
Crash Towels, Infant Brushes, Leather brushes.
Hat Brushes and large assortment Of Combs,
can lie found at RUSSELS.
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ID EEF, PORK, MUTTON, FISH,
- FOWLS.
1907 Ron1ova1. 1907
o. L. COMSTOCK

Begs to inform the citizens of Middehury and
vicinity that through a combination Of circum-
stances he is again placed before the Public as a
Butcher an Vcnder of fresh BEEF MUTTON, &
PORK, in his new place of business in Adams
Block, Main Street, where he intends to keep
for sale constant supply of FRESH MEAT
ut various kinds; also Triple, FISH,
FOWLS, HAMS. DRIED BEEF. &c, &C,
ut the lowest market price. Farmers wishing to
sell Beef in the quarter or on the foot, Calves,
low in the Cake, Lard well rendered, are invited
to give me n call as desire to buy the same and
pay the highest market price in cash upon drliv-
cry. II is my purpose to sell only meat Of the
first quality and at moderate profit. ! solicit
the trade OF my old customers and the public gen
orally. assuring them ! shall spare no effort to
please in every respect For past favors return
my thanks to the public.
o. +. COMSTOCK.
Mldleburv, Feb. II, 1867. 4G;6m
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PRICE - CENTS PER BOrTLE.

PKIJE 90 VFNIN TEN BDI 7 IT.'
Iii. invaluable Medicine wi prepared for
tie Eicsent at the
Nev E;y1AM B'ta"c Depot, BoSto",
I'm Ter the supervision of DIR. POLAND for the
Proprietor, j. G. FRENCH,
To whom all orlcrs should be add os>el.
Soil by Dealers in Medicines everywhere.
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NIIEWING & SMOKING ToBACCos.-
~ Choice Brands - Cigars warranted pure
Havana, at RUSSELS.
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HAIR OILS, EXTRACTS AND PER.
IL fuMrEr. Cologne, Pominades, Satchct
Powders, Toilet Soaps, can be found at
RUSSELS.
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II NIVES & THERMOMETERS.
IN American and English Cutler.
AT RUSSEL'S.
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SYMPTOMS OF WORMS,

Itching of the nnsc. icver,hncss. twitching or
starting suddenly during sleep, pain in the stom.
sometimes voracous at others feeble "a dullues>
OF the ewes. drowsncss a swcllcd upper lip, tongue
Whitley farrell, and studded with rel spots,
fetid or garlic breath. grinding + teeth during
Sleep a sensation ol Judgment in the throat, an
natural craving for dirt, chalk or clay iretulness
and rrtabity Of temper, cholic its and palsy.
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A. C. WALLACE, ESQ. Manchester, n. II.
DIR. ]. Poland. Dear Sir,-I very cheeriullv
give nv testimony in favor OF your tlumor Doc
tor as an excellent remedy for llumor. My
numerous acquaintance in Manchester know how
severely was afflicted with boils, and they know
how perfectly good my health is a present. Your
Humor Doctor cured me. Please refer to me for
particulars in my case.
4. G. WALLACE.
Manchester, y. H., June II, 1886.
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lISIIING TACKLE, SpooNs, Hooks
l. Lines, Flies, Rods, &c, can he found in
great variety, at RUSSELS.
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DICIIARDSON'S NEW METHOD,
EOR THE PIANOEnRTE

TVN
observes our hearty recommendatiOn MY.
Musical Review. ''Unexceptionabe in taste aud
style. '-Dwight's Journal "We quite endorse
Mr.. Dwight's opinion. New York Musical World
"A School that will do excellent service Dcutsche
Musk letting Phil. "Sonndest, clearest, best
book for tie Piano. Phil. Evening Bulletin.
'Will supersede every other Of the kind."-Wor-
cester Spy. "An i'm provement on all other Piano
ookS."-Syracuse journal. Possesses merit not
claimed by other works. "-Cleveland Herald
Common sense. plain talk, and Lrevity. boston
Journal. ''PreSent many new and important
ideas."-N. Y. Tablet. "No Piano book compar-
aide in value to it."-New York Covenant.
No long dry lessons, nor wearisOme exercises
hut Sprshtly studies throughout, and charming
melodies for practice at every step. 1t is all that
can lie desired Price S3.7j. Sent postpaid
OLIVER DlTSON & CO., Publishers, 277 Wash
iugton Street. Boston. 16 -
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FIRE
FIl{Ils!

TE: ! r,... I FiRE T.. IL, FiR RE-,
panv # Montpelier VT, having now hccn in sue
cesstul operation seventeen years without ASY
ASSESSMENTS, is prepared to insure dwelling houses
barns. sheds, and outbuilngs, and personal pro-
pcrty in like buildings, lrum 10 to 20 per cent
cheaper than any other company in the State.
No. Of Policies in force, Il .422.
Amount of property insured 81 .S39,922 90
premium notes in force, 779,022 01
Net cash surplus, 81, $40 80
Having taken the agency for this company in
the towns Of Brandon and sudbury in Rutland
County aud all Of the towns in Addison County,
hut fcrrisburls', Moukton and Lincoln. ! propose
to devote my whole time and attention to the
business Of nsuring for said company, and hope to
he able to meet the wants OF the public in this
department much better than il | made it n
secondary business ANY person residing in the
above county desiring to lie insured anew, or
change their old Policies. hv giving me Il day or
two's notice. by letter, will he attended to without
delay, aud at cheap rate as if lived in their
own town.
GEORGE y. Dixie, Agent.
Bristol, Vt, October 2Sth. 1866. 31;1y
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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU USE.

Various RENE lies have from time to time, been
recommended, such as CalomeI, Oil of Wormseed,
Tdrpentine, &C.. SO that ngerous and even fatal
consequences are produced. The necessity of a
safe aud sure remedy has caused much research
and study bv the propretors of Fellows Worm
Lozenges. They are positively safe, pleasant aud
eifectual. They do not kill the worms, bat act by
making their dwelling p aces dSagreea5le to them.
In order however to guard consumers against de-
ceptom by base compound, the ANALYSIS of DR.
A. A. Hayes, State AsSayer, proving the above
statements, is annexed:
81 have analysed the Worm I.ozenGes prepared
by Messrs. Fellows 4 Co., and tinl that they are
tree from mercury and other metallic or mi .ra
matter kIhese Lozenges are skilliuly compounded
pleasant to the taste, safe vet and effective
IN their action. Respectfully.
A. A, HAYES NJ D.,
Assayer to the State Of Mass"
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INTESTINAL WORMS

in the list OF diseases. They often occasion
disease, emitting sometimes fatally, particularly
when they ascend to lie stomach. Their presence
in their most ordinary situation is attended with
uniIvorable effects upon the general health.
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CAurIoS.-Wc employ no Pcddlcrs ply
TWO FARMS IN ONE, OR ONE
4

Il FARM IN TWO.
The wcll-knowu lot Sanford Farm, situated in
Shtrcham. is now for sale. Said farm contains
in ALL nearly 500 acres Of the choicest land for all
farming purposes but il desired by purchasers it
can aud will be divided into two farms and sold
separate The principal or large farm contains
ABOUT $50 acres of the best OF land Tor tillage
moving. etc. There is on it a good two-strrv
house, with woodhouse carriage house, five barns,
ciletmill. small horse barn, corn barn, and other
small useful buildings two good orchards of graft
ed fruit, aud small fruits such as currants grapes,
etc. good wood lots, with plenty of naples for
sugar orchard il desired etc. all in good condition
and repair.
The small farm is only separated from the large
one hv the highway and contains between forty
and fifty acres of good land, good / y story
house aud good barn. The houses are in speak
ing distance Of each other. should two partners
wish to occupy them. Said farms are well fenced,
an object worthy of notice to purchasers, and ac-
ccssbe to the Orwell Cheese Factory, should
dairy be the business desired Possession given
the LIST OF April next il sold. Now come aud see
for yourselves all who wish to purchase. and call
on the undersigned living near the premises, who
will give you all further particular.
A. W. PERRY.
Shorcham, VT, july 10 1867. loft
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NARNISIIES & TURPENTINE.-
Y Coach varnish, Furniture varnish, Japan
Drying Varnish, White Dcmar Narnish. Picture
Varnsh, all of the best quality, at RUSSEL'S.
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SHOULDER BRACES
l. and SUPPORTERS.-A complete nssort-
mcnt; lifted to parties desiring it For sale bv
w. p. & L. L. RUSSELS.
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PLEASE REMEMBER

That FELLOWS WORM LozEvGEs are prepared
with great care from the concentrated extracts of
two plants. They do not act purgative or
emeiic, will not debitate the patient, are so
simple an infant ay devour a whole box without
harm, and will at the same time cxpel the worms
in an extraordinary manner.
ct Fellows Worm Lozeuges is the only Worm
remedy in existence, combining harmless qualities
with delicious taste and amazing power.
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EMINENT MEN ASSERT

That all are more or less troubled with worms and
that many die annually from this cause, who, by
the timely administration of proper remedy,
wsull he saved. As Fellows Worm Lozenges
may he taken without any unpleasant result, and
as most children are fond of them, their is
commented to those apparently healthy, and thus
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Fire Bones for a Dollar.
his invaluable Medicine will he prepared for
Es present at the
Ne; England Botanic Dept, Boston,
~ the Proprietor, J. C. FRENCH.
1 - ture of FELLOWS & co. is at ached to
each genuine box.
Medicine Dealers generally.
BID RUSTBR0S is,on--
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IHlRTY-FIVE THOUSAND IN

THE AUTOCRAT OF THE KITCHEN.
Among our stoves, which We keep constantly on
hand, and can furnish at the shortest notice NAV
he found '"hc Original =. =. STEWART STOVES.
The Pride of the West, independent Good Samari
tan, Home Comfort &C., &C.. Also a large va
rctv Of Parlor Box PHd Soapstonc Stoves for
wood and c>al.
We manufacture all kinds Of Tin. Corner and
Shrct-lron ware md keep constantly on hand a
large assortment VI Stove Pine. Zinc, Lead & Iron
Pipe. Cast-Iron nd Wooden Pumps, plows Guilt
vators. Iron Sinks, Wooden, Glass anu Hollow
Ware. Yankee Notions, &C., &c.
Particular attention paid to tin Roofing putting
up Fave trouchs. All kinds of job work and
repairing done in the hest manner and on the
shortest notice. DORSEY SWIFT ( e..
47iti Benson. VT.
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.AINT AND OIL.

DAINT AND OIL.
i Pure White Lead in Oil (pails); Zinc Paint
in Oil and Dry,--burnt and ground U...ber -
French Yellow and Paris White; Vcr,uillion,
Chrome, Yellow and Green permanent Green for
Blinds, &c., &C, all at reduced prices. at
w. T. 4 L. 2. Russell.
Middleburv, Nav 10, 1867. 7tf
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DOI'ASIT,

EDUTASIT.
G. mmon Pota b.-also Br'j,it's Potash
Ranc ard for Soap Making. For sale by
Ii. a. SHELDON.
June IS. iHf
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GAIT.
y Mineral Rock Salt. for Cattle and Sheen ::
Turks Island Salt; Fire Butter salt. in barrels
bags boxes, and by the pound. For sale by
II. A. SHELDON.
1unr IL tJ.,r
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DATENT MEDICINES, large
\. Stock of all kinds at RCSSELS
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WEST CoRSwALL, July, 1866.
GOODS.

bUBlSER GOODS.
IL Rubber Boots. Rubber Coats
Ladies and Gents Rubbcrs. Ladies' and Gents
Arctic Overshoes
Rubber Pipes, Syrngcs Combs, Balls, Suspcnders,
Nipples, Cord. Braid, &C., &c.
For sale by II. A. SHELDON.
Nov. 4, 1866. 32tf
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PRorHIETORs,
33;ow1v NEW HAVEN, CONN.
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MILTON GALE, ESQ. Boston.
A. C. WALLACE, ESQ. Manchester, n. II.

Boston, January II. 1856.