Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-05-30
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AIR. 1nIb ~66V6n-uIiIeu Cty
With its tyrant, NERO, one Popigjay De
Boots, is the liveliest, %jOlliest place in tho
State. Laugh and grow far," is our
motto. or course, we drop the tear OF
pity, now and then, when insult is added
to injury, as in the case of the "Chief
Pig Driver" As this really harmless
person was one day walking down Second
Street, be was suddenly we'll nigh stun
ned with cries Of "Pigl Pig PigP'
though there were no swine to be seen.
We pitied him, and when he called on
tho parent of the reckless perpetratOr
and demanded satisfaction, we pitied him
still more.
"Tho Chronicles" are we'll received
here by all Of the unshackZed, That
minion who, in last weeks issue Of the
Echo, signed himself "Zoleski," is very
wroth with the Chronicles because they
tell the truth. lie don't like them. He
says that when they are simmered down
they're just what they werc before the
simmer, "hair- Drained and insippid.''-
Perhaps he don't know that desperate
diseases require desperate remedies, No
matter, the author Of "The CHRONICLES
knows it, and be is treating his subject
in a uasterly manner, and TO the entire
satisfaction Of all right sided Zaleskians
OF course, the "Managing Director Of
the ZaIesEi Co" don't rOlieh them mncb
or he wouldn't have taken tho trouble to
tear up and stamp, and spit on the frst
copy that came to his notice. IA fact
NZaleski1 must have been in "his
cups''' wheu he wondered why "The
Chronicles" were not sent to the Echo
for publication. Oh the intellectual
idiot. I've thought he had dined on
dirt long enough to know its Effects
Why, the Echo at Zaleeki ia a sweet
scented sheet, down whose columns must
run no matter offer sive to the %nOstrils Of
that Lord whose coat-of. arms is a
home.sick pig. He snuffeth a foul
breeze afar off, as some nameless, small
boys are forced to admit. The wicked
but enterprisibg young lads made ar1
%rangemeuts to give him the benefit Of an
egg overture, but on TINT evening he
failed to make his debut. Poor man |
he has my ply. % u aq
The bondman of the Echo has, been
told that he might copy 'sThe Chronicles"
as his columns we're rather needy, and
that by so doing he might possibly, frus>
tRate the ENoUIRER's subscription list.
Wonder if the "MaDaging Director of the
Zaleski Co." will send "The Chronicles
to his masters over the wave?
The question is not-"have we a 3our.
bon among us?"-but, is there "a bloat-
ed aristocracy" iu our midst? From the
ubiquitous revelings, 10 our boarding
hou se halls, of that miniature court Of
st. James, We are inclined to think that
the shores Of the old world are drawing
near to I'd. asa i5.Ijs nfl 81 Vf-YiI
Our beloved America has always been
the thome Of the frisndless, the land of
the brave Here the self exiled, honest
laborer finds liberty and peace and pleu.
ty. Here, too, the refugees from geDteel
poverty have set their traps, glad tOcheat
"unto'' themselves an honest penury,
and, thinking responsibility no kin to
J decency. o-7v lid usta 800 aoei
We are a free and virtuous people,
:, We know no prostitution of mind OF
morals. We are an honorable and pure
Q community, taken as q body, and thong
. We are always ready to extend a willing
. hand to the needy, yet, we never car
tolerate basencss and impuritys
q William Baughman's able and pointe,
letter which appeared IN the Echo Of las
J week, has hushed up the "Msnaging Di
rector" most wofully. The Foreman o
the Machine Shops" is q sore subjec
With the "Lord," He finds that he 'ha
" got The wrong mauyin the right place.
10 AS long as these refugees are forced 4
eat Buckeye bread and butter, we won
10 der that they will call the lion pet name
Ig and try to set up a den for him agains
their benefaetors. n 1sgo s3Io
q, l9di wou 51G .s1uei FREE BORN.