The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1867-07-23

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Tie vsst fcsereea II iAAs o0autTt
VII crop 80 tbs year laoru than es
er BEFORE
hsssnund Il TIE New York Timae
thinhr lisas Greeley ympathiSes vial
the sf.osieIie prayer, .swould ulsi at
men ecfe even 50 arr, except Ties
bonds"
What two sciences are employed
by tesmsefs IL diving oxenf Has
ilCaliuFc and geo-ology.
Whcn ala Bath trrA, Boar rough
lyf When sho pulled bis ears and
trod upon hs corn
They tell q one u Tho uuterritied
a, Bridgeport. e., who was especial
ly eager r. see ,hc Presidential par
~. enclaiming. "a he rnsbtd UP to
tie ear, Il dou'i care shueks about
johnson it, PawoH Nasty that ]
want 70 ses."
a clerical gentleman observes that
dansing has tendency 10 ''shrivei ny
mans dignity and reduce society 70
nonentityr II also affects shirt
collars.
A young man called II the City
CIerk's Office ii New Bedford, day
Of t8o since, and askcd for a death.
warrant" Tie asiouishcd clerk as
sured him that he dealt il no such
documents. "NelI, said The fellow,
give ne marriage certificate il
amounts 10 The .ane thing" The
Mercury hopes that youth vii catch
tartar.
"sir !" said the victim of an as
saul,, did You mean il when you
kicked me down stairs, OF was II q
practical yoke9" Il meant il, sir r
was the immediate response. liam
glad to hear il, was the rejoinder
I'll don't like such practical Jokes"
4 French journal gives as amusing
illustration Of the familiar truth that
accounts differ" BY careful study
Of the Cretan despatcnes II has ascer-
tanned that the total loss Of the Turks
during the present instruction has
been 800, 900 men; Of the insur-
gents 40 men. a similar computa-
ton. founded upon the Turkish de-
spatches, gives a Cretan loss Of g.
100000 men nj the lowest figures,
against Turkish loss Of five.
The Wisconsin State Journal says
Wisconsin is better represented in
the United States Senate at present
than Il has been fora long time past.
Senator Howe is present, and Sena-
ter Doolittle Is absent"
4 venerable lady Of a celebrated
physician, one day casting her eye
out the window, observed her hns-
band in the funeral possession of one
Of bis patients, at which sheexclaim-
cd Il do wish my husband would
keep away from such professions
il appears too much like tailor car
rying home his work.
Many a acknowledgements
reflections, on Friday, As the frs
CLEAN Of returning consciousness re
vealed TO him the inner walls Of sta.
ton house cell were undoubtedly ex-
pressed IN single word, terse anc
emphatic, "Cusls)tcdtdy."
4 Western editor calls Greeley
"Jeii. Davis Pain Killer
4 Judge In Indiana threatened tc
fine a lawyer for contempt Of court
ii have expressed no contempt O
court, " said the lawyer, ''on tile con
trary ! have carefully concealed m,
feelings
An old lady lately refused to let he
niece dance With a young graduate
because She heard that lie was bach
elor Of arts, whereby she understood
him 10 be an artiul bachelor.
4 poor fellow being asked on lat,
trial for d certificate Of bis marriage
exhibited a largo scar on his head
Which looked a. though Il might hay,
been made with a fire shovel. Tn,
evidence was satisfactory.
An old reyolu,ionist SAYS, that 0
all the solemn honrs he ever saw
that occupied in going home one darl
night from the widow Ben's after be
ing told by her daughter Sally tina
he needn't come again, was til,
most solemn.
Afargner in Rock county, Wis, ha
made wager with Minnesota maj
that he can cut thirty acres Of grain
III day with patent reaper and
single team.
The wheat crop this year Is est
mated AT the comfortable figure O
225,000, 900 bushels, 4 grain Of com