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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

and commenced gratefully thanking his host iur
I the attention he had received, which, without
doubt, saved his life.
Hut will recompense you WE'LL for thank God
! am no, the beggar that ! seem. ! was ship
wrecked on Friday night In the Ocean Wave on
my return from India. Ny name was doubtless
among the list Of lost-for ! escaped from the
waves by = miracle. ! attempted 10 make my
way TO New York. where have ample funds in
bank awaiting my orders but I must have
Perished with cold and hunger, had II not been
for you aud your wiie's providsnt charity.
was Iepulsed from every door could get neih-
er food or rest. To be m exile from my own
native land ten years, and then after escaping the
I'cris of the ocean, 10 die ofhuuger In the streets
ola Christian city, ] felt was truly q bitter fate
Ny name Ia Arthur willci, added the stranger
why, that L. my wife's family name. She
~il br pleased ~ her agency In your recovery D
Of what State Is she u native ? asked Arthur
willci eagerly
4 married her In the town Of u, where She
was barn
A. ihi. moment Mrs. Mayhood entered the room
surprised ut the long absence OF her husband.
Arthur willrt gaxed ai her with look of wild
surpriar, murmuring-
IL cannot be-ll caunot be-. am drlirious To
think 80
M, Mayhood gard with little less aslonish.
menl.
What painful mystery IL this? cried pr My.
hood, rxciir'lly addressing his wife. vino then
l'rcamc conscious " the singnlariiy of lrr CON
duet
~. no mysivry, she replied, siehing deeply,
'only this stranger Is the Image OF ny long lost
brother Arthur
Stay one moment. PLEADED the stranger
drawing small mourning ring from his finger
aud holding u Ip asked II she recognized tina,
relic
IL !. mt father gray hair, aud you are
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
POE7R y.
NOTEMBER.
sT InE Lava wILll. aA,lonp eLAnEE.

Solemn yet beautiful 90 vicw,
Meath of my heart thou davncsi herr.
Win sad aud faded leavrs 10 sirrw
Pals summers melancholy hler.
The moaning ofthy xinds hear.
AZ the red sunset dies afaF,
And hars % purple clouds apIFar,
OhseuFinE every western star.
Thou solemn month hear Thy velrr,
u tells my soul "f other days
When but 20 live uas "a rsiolcf,
when earth vas lovely "a ny gaze
Oh. visions hrlHht-ah. bicssed hours.
Where are thelE living Tap,afrs n"u
] asked my spirits uearissi powers
ash my pale aud frverrd brow.
look 10 NaiuFr, and b-hsld
Ny lifr'r dim emhlems, FuFtlinr round.
IN husa of crimson aud ei geld
The years dead honors on the Efunni
Aud slnhlng With the winds frei,
Whiic tl'rlr leu pinlens mufmaf by,
ttou much their sueeIane tones reveal
Oflile and human destiny
when Springs drlishisame menrnl- sh"ne,
They came IN nrIshyrs fruIn the West
They bore the woaii iaFk's mrllinr t"nr.
They stirred the blue lake riasst hnast
Thseanh summer. faintlnH 10 iLr heat.
They hngrFvd In the fsfrst shaslr
Hat changed aud strengthened new thry larai
In storm, o'rr mountain, rirn and riasir
llow iike those transports ~ the huaa
when liz n fresh and Joy IL u~A
Son ~ the haley on's downy ncst.
Aud transient all as they az true
They stiT the lcates In that bright srath
which bolr about her forehead tain
rtli 0rief's hot slFhs aFoand " hrratse
Then fi"asurr's hp %. smils frsians
Alas faT Time aud Death aud Caw
What gloom about our way tlrt ding
Like eionds IN autumn's gusty air,
Tbs baFial Iassnt of the spIing.
The dFrams that earh snorssiVr ysar
scemrd bathsd In hurs uf brighter pride.
a. last likr ultherrd isase. ap-ar,
And slrrp Ih daIknrss sd, bl .l.l.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
I i;"y H""g> Hm>ciy.


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r"'Nh'n '' ','e h,lh ~ '.' Siiink seni ulf 60
,he N,'oi'' " '" hlndfed yards itom iic A..sisc.
70 s''nsi sn.N' '"I iAe hie 20 e.s@ l'uhcf thet
Ne'e "',e "o' ~ nine sats "' SO anoitF s..
''"i ".1 ''',.' s",'' +" I'VE i"eA "Aa ".t
snc''' s1s, s"'N' .S'H' ~ 't."ss i.'.i'i n''H
'"s ,A'enhss vl ".i gum! sN,@.
'"e c'usI ~! " ''cins hAa '''em' = -e--.,
~''N'"s ~ l's-S''u % H"hi' "a lhe sa''l'
nAnk'"s' anu o"'A ssN@e s'M' 'iih's o. q ''s-
% "n. A"1 ~ ''"'' ..','' Hlt''is".'. .. e'f
ussN 3" n'"-int "'i"s.' o.. ~ i~.tI'- na4 no
% h''' 'h"' N' '..'"".' m7h''l'i Nlhih- = 'HS
Saee' % ~""'H M'iHl' '' ,atH int. .f.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
4 By'oc- lsessfer Bedfen.

4 dr0ppeT in tells Us the follow ing about q
d,stinguished criminal lawyer Of the MAsstchu
bar, whose success, very marked, hAs h,sn "a a
great degree 0wiag 10 the rough manner IN which
he has deal, with Witnesses. lie once, however.
upon time, met bis match. lie had the uisfor-
tune 10 be cToss-eyed, aud in addressing . jury,
a. they could not ~ where ho was looking, IL
was said BY malicious ooes that he got all round
them without their knowing u.
In the instance under noiice, the witness va,
one of thoss Tree aud easy ones Of the 0lass de
nominated "vagaboads' 10 Rnglish law
travelling actor. or utility maa-and his ,cs,i-
mony was OF considerable imposisnoeln 10 lhe case
lie was put on the stand.
"wha, Is your business, slr ?" asked the laN
YET.
"a cotmotani, was the reply
"A cormoTant what's that =
Why, one that goes from place To pIAec de-
vouring all he can GET
'Ah, YOU call thaibeing q acormoran,, do you
Very well, Nc. OormoTani, look al me aud
rscsIse my question. as shall give them to yoa,
and then give the answers 10 the jury In iike
manner.
The man tarned toward him, aud with nice
professional power initiated his manner aud
squint exactly, aud then, turning 10 the jury boa
with the same distortion Of vision, returned bis
answer.
The jury smiled.
An0thef queauon Was pfopouudei, Wuich wa,
| rrceived aud answered In the same
The Jury grinned and slmmered.
A third question wasPut with the same result
The Jury laughed outright.
MAY u please your honor" said the annoyed
counsellor. very rcd and auefy, ~ appeal 10 you
sir, TO check thls witness. By bis grimaces and
conlorilOu, he ls disturbing the eqnanimii, ol
the jury, aud u 70 impossiblS 10 proceed "
The court replied that u could sre No cause ioi
complaint. The witness talllmony was inielli
gent aud explicit and u did not seem 10 the court
iha, II had any jurlsdetiou over n mans facial
muscles. Were such the case u might orcrAi,
unfavoFably for some who oilen appeared there
| IN other capacities
The counsellor very red, resumed bis exanlina.
lion. The wilneas, as before, cooked his eye al
the lawyer 10 reoslve bis question, aud then
turning 70 the jury, with great gravity, but with
awful Obllquity Of vision, gave bis reply. Thos,
twelve honest men, upon this. broke down alto.
geiheF. They lay back In lhsir seals, aud cram.
med their handkerchief Into their mouths, Ia
keep from screaming
The counsellor saw the vesilon Of things and
with fatser for momcnt he told the wiincsi
10 20, who did %, giving, as he passed 10 biz
sat, a eock-eyed glance with Que eye NJ The law
/ ser, aud one at The Jury with the other.
The brow.beater was beaten.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
Tr"i"ing t"f',c ,o tramp,

We aW apt iu un,i,italc ihr ,alclll .ea,r oi tia
donestic animals under oug charge and yet .
mOncnls wleC,iaH shuad teach every farmer
that COWS, hoTscs, sheep aud pigs arr very apt
pupils aud mo-l iatmCts hots arr quite prot.
cient in teaching ihrm 10 de- mischief That Ne
find many lrrsons whgn turning stock into 90
out of Iaslufc. INSTEAD 81 letting down all ilir
bars, lcasing iwo ~ thnr Of the lower rails H.
their Ilacr aud then. hy shouting OF heaiing,
pefhaIe, toicc the animals Ia ieag atcT This d
caIilal ,raining the r.iul,s ~ which arr seru ~
the after disposition " animalsto to t., their powers
uf jumping whctc top rail lnppens a. iw 90
aud this accomplished, 10 set al ituccs - leh.
ancr nni make dcsccni upon tle 0usn ur rrain
drld, rs their incliuaiiun ability or hunger may
prompt lhrm. Another guud lpsson Is io upcn
the gate hut little waA, and then, a. Ia ihr
case Of The hairs, fosy the cattle forward, aud by
thrrats and blows compcl them 10 pass through
u. Tho rcsnli u this teaching is shown IN ihc
determined spirit manifested hy s0me cattle iu
make fOfciblc cniry Into lhc stable yards Yield
OF In fact 10 almost every place where gate az
door may, by accident he len Slightly opcn
Western farmer says lee makes u ralr
whenever rattle are made Ia lsas fence, whether
through baFs or ''slippgap" 10 leave one rail tor
ihem 10 pass under Thlseives lhem down.
waId tendency, aud lcss,Es their inclination TO
jump OF look upwards, aa they are sutc 10 do
when a laEy attendant throws down 4 hart ~ the
rails, aud makes them vault lhercsi. Cattle ma,
be taught 10 20 0Ver any lCncv hy the catclal
training they ollrn nsi for this end, performed
a. follows First, slarve them or give lhtm pnor
feed, which will make them light aud resil,Es. As
soon as they go ovvT The louesi part Of the l,nec
aner better proycndsr, make them jump back
again, and put On ono morc rail- ss,ing Il
gueas that will krcp them cut Next day, tof
oouFss. they wiii 10 IN mlsrliel asain repeat
The process, adding another rail IN short lime
lheV will take care tf tleus.lvea .nI harx.s,
the crops without charge --.i~sr. Nocl Iossaai.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

, Ailcs the shower, tiN tranquil am
After the snow. thc emaFnld leaver
Silver stars when the day u done
Ancr the harvest, golden sheave-.
After the clouds, the vioIst sky;
After the tempest, the lall of waves
quiet woods when the Winds 10 by
Amer the haiile, T'eacefnl graves.
AIler the knsll, the wedding bells
AiteT the bud, the radiant rose
iayful greetings from aad hrruelis
After our weeping, sweet rsIsose.
Af,cr the harden, the hliasful meed:
Amer the flight, the douny nrst,
After the fnrou, the waking seed
Aftrr the ahadouy river-restl
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

~ A New Hampshire baehelor, after several
unsuccessful attempts 10 enter the bencdiclinc
tanks, finally persuaded an old maid TO marry
him, the consideration being . ifleen dollar
watch. The esfsmony over, be urged an lnine.
dlaie return home. "Ilous exclaimed the bride,
who had been married In her fathers house,
''home this e ny home, aud you had better 50
% your'n, IeEresd 70 marry ycs Tor The watch
out Wonlan' i've WIN youtof tuo to"h ciorN ,
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
Baltimorc Advertisements.
A oRIcULruRAL IMPLEMENTS


Tho subscriber. Manufacturer aud Dealer in
AGRlCu LTURAL AND HORTICuLTuR RAJ
IMPLEMENTS AND SEEDS,
lniorlns hi iricnis aud the public In general.
that hc is located in The city NJ baltimore with
tlic n'rrsfnry Touls ami Machinery fer the
ina"uariuriur "f ~ iiuda II
MACHINERY.
FLOWS.
CASTINGS. SC,
And wil ruarahicc @" supply all orders Tor
them tu ti.f niost frnsonahle terms. AInong
thc atticl,t &c. hr always obtained n, nv -.
tahlishnert. nainr ~ part
PORTABLE STRAIN lNGIN.S,
SAW MILLS. GHIsT MILLS.
WATER WHEELS. AZ.
nr tLi .tsrsi
Whc"ler. N.'.i CO.. Railway and rIanta.
ti"n r"w.r. ,ni Wmn"wcts Eagle Cation
Gin. e. ita 'i Hay rrcssrs. Gin drar
- s'u'rfa 'ui v ing Uudgr"ns.
Grnin nril.. cider Miiis aud
Pr,.-ra. Nius. Presses. hay
ana @iali Cutier..
MOVING AND gEArINd MACHINES,
FARM WAGoNS A.CART-.
Chrr. ~ Wh-.' funi C"rn Shvlicrs curn aud
sob Ntli-. Sc. Salc Agent E.r
MUD. e. Celebrated W ashing Machinrs.
Horton 1.taN g. '., ti"w. aud castings. J..
u. Hhi"u's Ac..f.. ta Pl"Ws. Norfolk aud
t..N n..' fi. ail ,"ucral ar-,ftmcnt of
80 3. kiNlis UF
Field and tinitlcn Seeds.
Will 81 tENi~u rn ORDER.
an q Nh> "F FEEgIL IZEEN
MANrFA' roxy, MACHINE SIIOP AND
fni NpRY.
t..str f'..lea and fl1af Sir6sf..
rEi'uT & SEED STORE,
10 49, ? if" NH'. gYeafr uaifIy Hoase.
lilN MAYilEH. As.>r.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

- Clslrvoyanls hare declared that seven
steam boilers, two wrecks of steamers, two loco
motives, nale With a million Of dollars IN II,
and n Few other such lhnen aFe lying ai the bot
tom Of ihe Ohio river near louisville, aud souie
persons are green enough Ia make search foT
them.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
Real Estate Agents and Con-
Veydncers.
DEAL ESTATE AGENCY.
SIMON .. MARrENHr,
SURVEYOR, AND PUBLISHER Of THE MAP
OF MARYLAND,

W hAhILANbi
No. Ssnh Street, hahinsre, M.
Eighteen years 81 Surveying IN naltlmotc and Vicin
y years with The City Surveyor, still attends
promptly 20 SURVEYS ofALL KINDS. laying out "i
StFeeis aud Lots IN baltmorr city locating caunty
seats Surveying, Calculating, Dividing aud Mapping
of Yarns. Estates. kc,
Having durine the past ten years surveyed the
ties of the state. and publlshed NUMEROUS COUNTY
MAPS, and having rscsnilk cemplsiaa ana pnhll'i.
his iarEe neW MAI and AftAs Of MARYLAND, h"
has npU estahliahesia
REAL ESTATE AGENCY,
For the prosecution of that business ~ all i branch
wiz Purchase. SELL Exchange and Lease,
mission, Houses aud Lots In BAliorc Ciy, and coan
try seats Farms Plantation Mineral aud other tind
In the Counties % Maryland
lie cites his thorough acquaintance with the Cy And
parts u the STATE of Maryland, through The l
fore mentioned exlrFenc in rrc0mmcIaton 81 his Il
cllties aud advantages for this businrss has tr "n,
full sslt of large Maps of Maryland Counties.
WIN have extensive correspondence with Real kstAie
Agents In the other cities and thFonR Rhout the Union
FOR sALE, NiRTHxErS LIRGE NEW var
AND ArLAS az MARYLAND. tthr only perfect
Map ef the State puhiishcd5A inches long, at
80 copy Tor either style Aso large Cennly Mals II
several Counties. and Pocket Maps 81 all tlc Countr
coloFsd In Elrcton Districts. cent aud a. ~ each
April u. lsS7.--iy.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
H""' 10 BredL "a Jfmie.

HH'.. lille, Esi Superintendent 81 he
''.s, ,H,ut corral. w AsliiB.,ou IN b.. u.w
e.- e.. it' Nee. has tie following s-nsihi. 4r-
ate-' pirakisg tbese animals
.''a'i 0. -i o. abuse h,r Aiiet yo- las.
tt-urssrd hi'a ndhs proves 90 3. feirar'uEs k,.n
.4 v~u bBirf slack yosr rein, p.,h h.ui
-l4. ha,sNaid aud forward nOi roughly
b ae 1..l not Do sbai yOg want. tie tim 20
'-r ant - hin sand there day Or - = III.
".. ip'i or Naisf Take care also that b. dos
-., iout, -ud te o4rrful ~ have . persob u.
-.'- ..u, ~ .hai bc dOes NJ iOsi ia tbs ha4.
y i' viI, not 20 after isy y; 40 81
ih.s -lft o. ife.'fn,ni give him one - 40 tnof.
a. aud m vDui tor o. hs wih cSsas ~ hss
.li " afs iaiBE .ou u.ul iFUai thai u,-
Toe oniy Way ~ kr.r =
.-iiu. on ls y handle ii !. gf-Ai !rs.
m voang md aeeg,iOn !; to tie Na,. 81!
-s-- Vi acn. ioa must through kiuius,,
Tia; !os are a0i going " hasa. o.
and 90 can 10 that bes; bs takise
90 - - g " eeuie rnArnef, every iiss. it ~
rif te frighienei such treaimsrs ! have
% So. iUsua IOrt elective than all The teAi.n.
=, .' 4'iag You CAT Apply. The alul.
2. e-llai .u bis Gislikes MAny q then uh-s
M hHnsssri. % dislike . blind bride ,h4 ,l.,
al.. q SOrk IN Il. When you knd ~. lr,
h.a aiaaa tot a! day IN the bliBders. aua H. ..
,Ase ihem oa. AId 10 f0riy-nine cases a., q q.
~ r'il 20 a. once"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

- broAihes there a man With soul ~ dead
who never 10 hlmsslf hath said--i viii MY 10.
cal paper iake-bo,h formy ovn aud family :
sake u such there he, VI him TeIsnt---and
have he paprr 10 him ant--and " he'd PASS a
happy Wihier-hs IN advanr shoaa ~, il,s
printer,
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

sse- iSagg llnh of The Law, ln,sly ns.rri.,l, Ia
bis w'fe.-" Ny deaT hers \ "a slghi's paper I
am tired u there is any news. pIpass fssd m
Wifs, rcading--" An eHrhaaus Ial-F ays The
gifls in PcnnsylvanlA ars 20 hard ap fsr hoe.
band that they sometimes saks Up with Prin'rfs
and lawyers
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

-. llrOa,l sirss', Philadslphia. issisvsa niiEs
aud half long N one ailnivhi Nee. and "ne
hundfed aud nnron ltrt wIir eHiendinn from
lsaeue Island, on ~ Delaware river, 10 the
naFihsrn boundary of The prsssns city hmits.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

DOLLAR
nA-thc CHioH has the largest circulation of amy pa
lrr in the Countya fact WeFthy the attention oI Ad
vettiscrs AddTrss,
l.oNGNEcKERs & CONNER, PUhLisnEHs,
TeNspuloWn. ualtimore Co, Nd
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

.ss- \ wiiness beiag called TO give evi.lrus-
IA q CoaI1 la cVnneciicu, Iesl,eclinE the lass OF
= shirt, gave The following 7" Mother aid lhr,
l.a'h .a"i ha, Nell said that Poll told her, tina,
she So man iha, see boys shlr, ali ehesk ~
chrckrr nnd our.rnls wont w., aps mnslser ha.
whipped them = ihansana times COR lyiRR
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

sncsu sysr'oS -. u Miss Bllnakins ~
honlef asked Mr. sanders Of the Irish Girl
who answered his ring AT the door. ies.
hlavc shc is sir "ls she engaged p " An
V u cngiged, you sayy faix, an I c,aI ,sll
y"u, SIR bn, -he kissed Mr.. Tincen, last rs-aiay
u, " sha had never scen thr like nv hlla an H.
ensAgrh hlMNe they arr. slr.n
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
Rates or ADTERTISING.

one squary 20 lines, or lees Onc tnscrtian Al and
Tor every sahscqucni Insertion, - cent, er squaFr
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
: attorneys Cards.
\ FORGE u. MILLIGAN.
IoIIN HENRY KEENE, Jn.,
ROBERT GoLpSBORoUuII KEEN T.

Have tvm"s -, ti.vt ~ Uhcv- to Na. 10 ~ PaH ~
tEar osrs nsrt sl ,t.atst Sif,t the nccs formerly
"rcapirt - the late Hon. lirnrS Winter paV.
rh-y will continue g. practice n utiiimorr county
and The Citt Canris
~ tnycstmsnis ~ A"ftsas.- graund Ernt~ Ne
negotiated FIRE ~ rharrr
sJ-i.ahs Hi,,lr ion R,H E-,at~. IAN 10. 'ss.-N
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09

re bcn'iniun huruotisi gets on the fol.
having The man whU len his maine as Ne.
Georgchtn % tlanncfy, from the Western Divi-
sion. who Is aiou seven feet in length. and dunk
accordingly, aud WHO called NJ our oiice on Non.
day accompanied l., an ax handle 10 ask n the
editor was IL. is Frsrcctiully informed that the
editor Is not in the city, and Is not expected 10
r'turn within The memory Of the Oldest inhabi.
ant -
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-11-09
Physicians and Dentists.
HOWARD PARISH,

DENTIST
RaAsvsa % North West caDsr q Hanover aud narss
hs as .t strseta, BALTIMORE.
60 Fsnsagl warranisd Tsr Ese vsars lJune ~ -Iy
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-01-02
Advice to Rarriageable Girls.

IF a man wipes his feet on tho
ioor-mat before coming into the room,
YOU may be sure he viii make good
domestic husband. If man, snuling
the candles, snufs them out you may
be sure he viii make a stupid hus.
band If a maH puts his handker-
chief on his knee while taking his
tea, YOU may be sure he viii make
prudent husband In the same way,
always mistrUst man who viii not
take the last piece Of toast, or Sally
Lund, bat prefers waiting for the next
warm botch. 1t Is not unlikely he
viii make a greedy, Sc fish husband,
with whom you viii enjoy no brown
at dinner, no crust at tea, no peace
whatever at home. The man, my
dears, who wears goloshes, and IS
careful about wrapping himself up
well before venturing into the night
air, not unlrequentiy makes a good
invalid husband, that mostly stons at
home, and IS easily comfortcd with
slops The man who watches the
kettle, and prevents 1t boiling over,
viii not ra.l. my dears, in his married
state in exercising the same care IN
always keeping the pot boiling. The
man who doesn't take tea, ill-treats
the cat, takes snuff, and stands with
his back to the fire, IS brute whom
I would not advise you, my dears, to
marry upon any consideration, either
for love or money; but most decidedly
not for love. But the man who, when
the tea IS over, is discovered TO have
had none IS sure TO make the best
husband. Patience like his deserves
being rewarded with the best of wives
and the best Of mothors-in-law Ny
dears when you meet with such a
man, do your utmost to marry him.
In the severcst winter he would not
mind goingto bed frst.-Paach's Pock-
ct Book.
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-01-02
NUMBER 1.

its taken me BIRTH away wild the POW.
er of it. Q, murther, Pat, it's tho
divil We have IN the sack y
Bate him, thin,-bate the horns
I'm faintin'" said Bsd6y; "cas.
him of ye, Pat"
Och, murther, murther I Biddy
Maloney, what have ye done? Ye've
went and mistaken horrible pole-cat
for harumless tame cat p
Pat. for the love o God, if ye'rs
cunvanient to the door, unclose it, for
I'm perisht intirely Q, Biddy Ma
loney. that liver you should lave onld
Ireland, TO be smo:hered a nuthered
in this way r
Fax, the little william bates tho
divd himself; he's ruined me house.
and kilt Biidv, an put me oct of con-
safe wide me ownself. 0, the rau.th-
erin baste -
BY the dnt of washing, and sconr-
ing, and airing, and the burial Of Bid
dys best petticoat under the ground
for space of time, things were at
length set to rights again. But not
a little retrimination took place be-
tween them on the occasion, and
neither ever forgot the expulsion
from the cabin Of Biddy's strange
cat.