The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1867-05-28
TALKS ONTO HEALTH,

DIR. ID. Lewis says, health is one of
the biggest blessings that ever fell to ths
lot Of man, and it is gained by eating but
very little or nothing, and that only
twice day-aad no (sauce) SAGE.
Now, | believe in health, too-thcr6s
great many things conclusive to health.
Fust, be contcnted. If yon can't get
cnuii To eat die but be coatcHicA If
you are unfortunate etuif to get cnur [,
eat--eat it, but be coniHi.A It's n
mighty big blessing to take cveryboly's
advice, and he conscious Of having pleased
every one and this also will hiring con.
tentmont and the biggest kind of happi
ness, provided, however, Sc. Now il i.
sometimes certain that sometimes people
eat too much, but to apply Il general
gormandzing rule, it cant b. done.
S'posc 90 out an m,w AMI SOW AMI
plough, or rice cG'&t, and eat only what |
put on my plate twice day, and only
one kind at that, and drink only cold
water, what on drtt would uccome of the
tu uro OF my existence think af er a
week or two, should the most happy in
beleaving in universal salvation.
The ladies' too, God bless en-, they
may I've healthy if they like, and oh what
d IT, inm llar - 70 ia, IT. rtrl.
One goat surce Vi Happiness may be
found in keeping the head cool and how
wonderfully appropriate is the present
dress Of the head, at the same tiinc full
filling all the requirements OF the Cover
ment except the stump onto the top Of
the head is not adhesive. And then the
waterfall being elevated 50 that when the
brain is situated directly beneath the
"scohiiiy locks it can hc kept cool.
Stlle is sometimes ruinuS aud terrible
but satisfaction is healthy Now la.gc
hoops and waterfalls too low down never
was healthy, but small hoops and short
dresses create a deal of satisfaction now
since extra calves have come into
market. Oh! how exquisite is small
ankle, but not gcnctc without how satisfy.
ing the srilc.
Exercise has a wonderful power in
keeping one healthy. II "gurl," haint
nothing TO do at home, walk out aud
expand your lungs, and hcaltll's bright
visions will loom up before, like Il lobster
climbing greasy pole.
Riding Is grand exercise and also con-
doosive to health, especially If YOU can
get TELLER to ride with you. The scenery
along the most pleasurablc thoroughfarcs
will lend entertainment to the mind and
health to the boAy
"Mlrth, too, It's said is the gIcat med
icinc Of life. Suppose you are riding out
with Il Teller and YOU meet anybody. say
an old man and his old woman, always
begin TO "larf," it will make you feel
50 much better, for larlug is healthy the
poet says.
Labor is unpopular and unhealthy certain
ly if any body knows it. "Gnrls," if your
father works out and your mother takes
in sowing, don't, for land sake, let any
body see you washing the dishes or
hopping the floor, for faint healthy, an
if anybo'ly asks you to sing, always have
a ''cold," nothing is more healthy.
It's mighty unhealthy TO be boys tool
long. Boys, | would say, if YOU would
prove future greatness and happincssI
smoke and chew young, say ten or iiHccn
at the oldest, and if your father question:
you as to the propricty Of such course.
smile upon him with dislain and tell him
he's half Il century behind the times, an /
then you'll be healthy happy, wealthy
and wise.
Finally, my friends, as the world ways
on, you find the advise of everybody don't
make on healthy; do as you are mind
to-take US much or as little medicine as
YOU like-cat when you are hungry, and
if it don't do you COOL, don't blame no.
body.
BE gentlcmanly and womanlike. and
when you write for the papers, always
display a deal of grammar and orthro.
graphy. That's what's the matter of me.
I'm hcdM. HEALTH.