The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1867-02-25
FACETIE.

suicide. NM
Is What class in the social scale comes after nur-
sery-maids2 soldiers.-[Punch.
The Constitutional Eagle is the name Of q paper
out in Arkansas. It must be healthy old bird.
Alady asked pupil at public school eWhat
was the sin Of the Pharisees?" SKATING camels,
that the Pharisees strained at mats and swallowed
camels-" @5 =sF.44 Y4 %
"a man in Delaware pettioned for divorce On
the ground that This wife was very dsagreeable
woman."
Punch styles the primates Of Canterbury, York
and Dublin the Three Graces. ,sl
The haunted house Boston has given up
the ghost.
The Boston Post calls Mr.. Parton's estimate of
Daniel Webster, as given in the North American
Review, tmerely an ambitious persons attempt
to chalk out his own diminutive length upon an
immense background" -"
Mr.. Tilton demonstrates against the practice of
people using the Independent to kindle fires
A Radical editor says IT like to see sturdy OK
attack standing coIn-stalk." Family pride viii
crop out among the younger members.
An eagle in Titusville recently few through
$50 pane ct glass and "sought the empyrean."
An elder IN Michigan preaching about the tri-
umpbal march of Christ into Jerusalem, remarked
that "Christ came with his disciples, mounted on
Of the city, throwing their hats, shawis Clothes.
and even pulling bushes from the trees to throw in
his Way but spite Of all distractions, he rode into
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They have augeredw well.
Annuitants are subject to q peculiar malady
known as the long liver complaint.
man boastinsain company Of ladies that he had
sails said it was altogether owing to the nelowness
Of the soil In N M MI .
a brother editor says that when he was in prison
ior III hbens e justice Of the peace he was request
He h great sinpleton who inagines that the
chief power Of wealth is to supply wants. In ninety
nine cases out of a hundred It creates more wants
than it supplies. 1a7ss. IA \
thief was lately found breaking into song.
Ha had already got through the first two bars,
when policeman came up and hit him with
staEe. Several notes were found upon him.
a scotchman asked an Irishman teWhS Swere half
taEthings coined in England r. Pats answer was :
ITO give seotchmen an opportunity of subscribing
to charitable institutional r4 . 4" n
,s The + foSSag egsaph is actually to be On
: Here lies the bones :
5e OF Joseph Jones, 5.5 .-s5
Who ate while he able; = s.,
.s sSatg But once o'erfed. S'
He dropt down dead, as u:
And fell beneath the table. !.
" When emf from =. the be tomb. s..,s
Since he must dwell <
In heaven or hell III '.&6 6'-E f. l@t@
-.s- Take hi1n-svh1ch gives best dinners. -s
PUNcHs PROVERBS. n
"A pun ia as good as q riddle to a etunid asa.
Matrimo mony-Better never than late m
He that Is ont ofspirits should drink vine = n
The man is not always 81 thief who, steals q
march. 49,.
Eat your ham and save your bacon. Il,
Ducks lay eggs; geese lay Eagers. -.
Ostentahon is duty which we owe to our neigh
Dor; luxury, duty which we owe to ourselves
The red lamp of the doctors shop is danger
ous signal. N 3I.15 - '
Somebody's sayings-The course Of true love is
a race course where there is often a false start.
Alas! hoW heetng are the charms of nature
when unhelped by art! Who would long prize
: lg4.
Teeth are stopped with. gold, and tongues NAV
be 80 Likewise. man with rich wife is often
silenced by her throwing her money in his teeth
PHILOSOPHERS have speculated as to whether men
become'beasts after death; but let us reflect how
often they make beasts Of themselves before it IL
* a rash act-The vaccination Law. .3-
to Unit" .Sfs m, -
That two great Varsity teachers University and
Proverbs by our butcher-You must take the
thin with the thick. @Ht@ ~ -"
senaiment-May we always be more ready to
publish the faults of others than to correct our
own. n. -
Reciprocity You may safely mind other peoples
business. They win be sure to mind yours.
May we never have to shed the tear of repret
that that We ever denied ourselves anything that we
Edgnette. A young lady who permits !. kiss
should imirate the British cabman, who On most
occasions gives his check. @ s..-s,, Is -.
Ecclesiastical observers Of external cere-
monies are now caled ritualists, and those who
watch their proceedings are spy-1itualists.
Sporting intelligence man who came to y
check in 9 hunting field didn't pocket IT, The
master OF the hounds Subsequently ssdrew" on q
bank in the neighborhood S"- 4 At y! 9.S' !, ::
Clubs are the weapons Of the uncivilized
with dining fcoM mutton, is brute enough to av
for protection to his club. : ;saE :. = '' -