The weekly Butte record., 1867-04-13

any text of Scripture which forbade a man having
two wives. One Of the children sagely quoted 10
reply the text, mo man can serve two masters.
GREAT excitement was created at Milwaukee, by
the announcement that the first night OF Griffith
Gaunt. an inhabitant of the city would make his de
but on the stage. The theater was crowded to wit
ness the first appearance OF a pig.
HERE is Prentices last hit at Forney, and it is
hard one: "A friend of Forney says that he grew
like rough oak among storms and whrlwinds.'
Never mind Forney, you II probably be a hot house
plant in the next world
SMALL trader was invited to celebration din
ner, and dish Of ice-cream placed before him.
Ii a new dish to him. He tasted it. then beck
oned to the waiter and said. audibly, THAT is very
good pudding, but do you know it 5 troze 2.
SOME of the girls have demonstrated against
patent being issued for the fastening of buttons
clothes by screw, declaring that if the men
put on their own buttons they will never get mar
ried.
$50 you are going TO keep house % asked an in
quistive maiden of a bride Yes" said she. Go
ing to have a girl | suppose Il really don't
know was the blushng reply, whether it will be
girl or boy.
CHEERFUL SrATEMEST-A Freedman says that
IN every black spot in potatoe there are two hun
bred ferocious animals. which bite and tear each
other. We suppose he means in the potatoes eye.
The story is in ours.
VEGETABLE pills. exclaimed an old lady
"dont talk to of such stuff. The best vegetable
pill ever made is an apple dumpliug. For destroy
ing gnawing of the stomach there's nothing like
SNAKE has been found in Texas mbedded in sol
Id rock. After exposure TO the sun and air, aud
moved about. That snake had been reading frog
stories in the newspapers, and had got jammed in
the rock while searching there for toads.
In LrCK.-An Oregon paper says the whole army
oil unprot ected women who came out in the Mercer
Expedition last year. have been located-with
husbands-in that and Washington Territory.
NEAR RELArIoN-A person asked Mr. Patrick
Mcguire IT he knew Mr.. Tim Duffy. Know him.
said Pat; why. he's very near relation of mine
He once proposed to marry my sister.
Jusr AS SENsIpls.-An exchange saws that it is
Just as sensible a move to undertake to get married
without counting as TO attempt any business with
cut advertising; both often prove abortiye.
4 CAUTIoN.-Ne ever accept the invitation of a
man who is known TO be ruled by his wife; neither
bargain with him, unless the terms be written
down; nor give him counsel in any shape.
WITTY editor, who has just failed says he did
It with all the honors of war. and retired from the
fields with colors fying-sherifs flag fluttering
from two windows and the door.
"
PooR-1here is a region in Oxford countv in
the State of Maine which is so poor that single
grasshopper might look over ten acres of it and
weep tears of sorrow.
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ENrERIMENTAL philcsophy-askng young lady
ferent. and saving Won were only In finn when She
refuses Won.
.he onrc.t;on oT si;nnsr ~,
5r W. ,,a,1a s ,, ~. - ,,e nv VI 'i'u
'he oi'e
swee,heait SAYING please exchange, is believed
hot 10 nave eAceeueu the proper Liberty OF the
-. a Western editor once wrote; correspondent
ter the Christian We answered it did.
SAID Mr.. Slow, and burn twenty cows, ought to be
kicked TO death by JacSaSs; and Id like to do it,.
A ruSsrER passing by the shop of a certain Mr.
Iasweil' observed that his name would be Aswell
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THE girl who succeeds in winning the true love
lucky miss.
orator IA = frien ma" my i">' Siee'h' S''o VAN
II hone 81 WIS tho r.,,r
IT cost a vonnc man in Hartford s9q ., s,- In.
flaming a connie Of girls in n roan, a,s h w,
"'" N'''''s '''el' "s'''s' '"e'' ""i'
WHEN Won nnt on vonr s,o,tj,- w.. 49,, 49,,
IN IL YOU pun so"' ioo'
MShIsAN ne" produces over million bushels
Vi salt ever! year
49, 49, "o snn 80, sve &c. sooo examples Tor the
''A'e '"e' "ie always i'i'o"ihg men,
At a tin weading IN vermont the invitations were
"i''''u 'i ''h io''
hs ~iu o". ;.u noooay .tat viii crod't word
~ N". '~'is 'o'S' 'i'a' ne has no creditors
NJ; hs 'nfss ages OF United States Senator are,
Ne"se' Us Use' patronage
Ink last place to look for the milk Of human
A'ouheSs IS IN me paie OF CIVILIZATION.