The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1867-05-02


ettevillc Observer says "CottoA stun
iog in this 2onntry is not restricted 10
dressed turkeys, It dcvclops the DO
som OF the ilir as well Us the fowl.
None but the brave deserve the
fair. No. and none but the 6yorc can
live with some Of them.
?thcre is anything in oUr language
that puzzles Il t'rcnchman, It is the dit.
lercnt signiicaiions of the same word.
The pcrpleylics Of pcrscvcriug Mon
sicur arising from our word fast are
more numerous than one would sup.
pose, ae for instance:
'''l'is horse, satr, lie 90 queck, What
you say;'
"Yes. lac is a ta@ horse"
".Ah! pardon, Monsieur, but Your
friend say he make Joaihis hors", end
he tie him to post 50 h" no go III all "
"Nery true, he Is made fast By icing
tied
"Ah, zat cannot lie; lie caunot gn
fast Int what you cali man Il, Keeps
iast?'
"Oh, he is q GOOD man who doosn2t
cat on iart days.
but have seen one bon y.van,, who
oat and drink aai ride. and do cyery
--ho is very 5"~''
True, that is called living fast
IAN cor,o,.r,crt. yon n, 70 lays Of
.. y,
ms i!'e hoos' h' 'a>l u'}'
I@ltHiUIy i''cy are.
"In hirn Doe, he cot ever dav :"
..I,r.oirl,. no hoos'
"I,ur now can he keen iss,?'
."Nnv.--h2 iccp- going, 70 Ir sure
"N4ia, tlayz, i,H ,cN mc to -,auI
fast Wien ro,l war, me- 70 keep still,
and go fast VT en- yea v jYh ne 10 ron
---diaNleiakc zc last
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''''
""'"' ~ q l''''''' y '''' ''''' '>' ''.''
nor;
I've g. .patchoa. MY dear madam, This scrap
-. "!a lc:;r" .,...
, say Ia. law, ,n, ,,, '.' w. NJ, =, ,,;r ,nl. ,.I
tnI 'GI"r,.Inrc ry" SENT her a colm,c OF
quarb.,
1r,nr,,,n.p il answer io ,nc fore
' '''
: '"&
A''' IVA P''''e' 'r'''!' VI! very s-'o'
yhn, ~ "',", '",,,,, or,uo,Is" 70 ,our n,tienl
t, send:
since there, no'hne 80 likely Is "GoacN,'
To make work for "a regular doctor"
"gaiN.
Modern Definitions.
,TrR--A clear Nui,i, once used as
4 drink
Iy,,visr--OAo who finds work for
hi, own l,o,h ny lakiup out those OF
other rraUIr,
Sly DrAn-.tn EXPRESSION used by
man aHd wife TT the commencement Of
Il qiarrr'.
roiGyENAT~--A man employed hy tht
corporation 10 Keep in the open air.
Doc2on--A man who kills you to-day
TO save yua from dying 10 morrow.
Aurnon "A dealer in words, who Of.
ten gets paid il his own coin.
Eniro& Aroor "tg,tl VINO 'mp'''8
lt's brain N oI"er TO Ill DIS S'''n'c''
JURY! we've PRISONERS III Il ooA |"
try one more ut the naT'
LA"i.H--A ''aT",H gentleman "'o
'1'EU'' @ H':,' w. ,.I ',,"', ''''' '0"' t"'''l
''''' NeeI'' II INN 'e''
Paul pry, cspYing man digging q.
Iarg" pit, III / being d'spo9cd to yI!!y
him, asked him what he w"s digging.
n big mole, was the reply
And what arc you going to 90 with
s''y', = ;,, 's ''n,@ ,,,,,,, :. ;,,a sn,.1 o,os
orl rnt.il thnm ,n v.u r,Ilows to 50,
fence posts in
4 r,un,ry coupl,, newly married.
so prd at i!ieGibson House in Ginc.1.
natl, few days ago, aAl lie groom,
cai,uU iOr some wise. When asked
what i,ud ne w0uId have, hcrcPl,cd:
We want that sind of wine where the
co'NS pop oI'' "''' ''i' ''4''' '0"' w
''Ne s''i''S"''S' Z
Never put OIL till to'Mofro" "Aa'
YOU can do to-day, said 4 mother to q
CHILD.
Nv ell, men, mamma. !c' rs cao 'le
cranberry pc thai Is II 'Hc SAFE
Il wish You had been Eve said Oh
urchin to an Old maid VINO was proven
bal lor me'thness'
W ny so
'because. sad ne you "odst nave
q zen all OF tlt, annie instead Dl Ulrl-