The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1867-10-17
lpit anO Numor.

There are two eycntful periods in
the lifo Of woman; one when She
wonders who she will have; the other,
when hc woudc wl
As 40 old womag $50 te
ing through ruo uj n t,.,. u
Montreal at midu..ht pHrl.o
called ou,. "Wlo u,re' u Is 4
pa,roie t51 ati jpa't tc sna'
Reserve for your.cr 90 a.. imy-
the iberiy7of changing your miadi
as. none Is 50 wise he may noi beeo,ic c
wiser lAiiN h.
"A French savan has likcncd the
quickness of yolitiou in an animal TO
the telegraph. lie tells his class,
When n whale is harpooned the nerve
affected instantly telegraph to the
creatures brain: "Ilarpocu in the
tail,p upon which the brain tolographs
back, jerk tail aud upset boat.
What wonderful thing is science
Is the fact that little Audy
johnson was pcnniless boy any
good reason why he grew up to be a
centsless man2
A man should know whom to laugh
or smile in company. IL shows much
more stupidity to be grave at u good
thing than merry at a bad one.
Buauhfll thoughts Gud uttcrancc
In kind words, and these, in turn,
lead to good and noble Actions all
help to make pure life. -,
.aYoulook ss ,if you were beside
yourself, said n wag to follow whu
stood by donkey.
The lady whose "pcacc of mind
was broken intends to have it repair.
cd. y tef ~ae
The empty heads stand erect, while
that which isrYaluablo bondeih down.
ward. ID "a i l.la..a.
Love harmouizcs aud swcctcn,
every thing in life; while hate
cmbitters aud darkeus all thought
aud action. m
Hope is the dream of those who ST,
awake.
VAm not a little pale2' inquirct
a lady who was short aud corpulcnt
Of crusty old bachelor. ''Hou lool
more like big tub, was the reply.
An ncutSrpising but igncra6t South
American has sent to Ru Albany loco
motiye.shop for one hundred "cow
ealehsrs : He oxpcc,s to use theu
in taking wild cattle on the plains OF
Paraguay, in place of the lasso,
Ave HQpivsell'spirhs, said a law,
evading beer seller! "will, give you
glass and then il you want a biscuit
we'll sell it for three ha 'peuco' Tn,
good creature was handed down
stiff glass swallowed, and the landlor,
handed his customer n biscuit. Well
no, think not" said the customer
you sell en- too dear, | can get five
or six of en- for penny auywher,
else" .-,s, t,.-,.. ....
swell my boy do you, know what
'syntax means2' said aschool master
TO a pupil. Yes, sir" was the ro-
ply "tte duty upon spirits"
When is-the mother of larg,
family like a ship at ssoa? When
she's upset by squall.
"Well, neighbpr, what's the new,
this morning. said a gentleman to
fricud. el have just bought sack
Of -four for poor Woman" "Jus
like youl Whom have you made :,
happy by your charity this iime2'
"My wife, e."p.,,n,
A traveller relating his adventures
told The cbnlpaIy that he aud his ser
wants had made fifty wild Arabs run
which. stAstling them, he observe,
that there was no great matter in it
"For," says he, 1--WE ran, aud the,
ran after us."
Mr. Smith passed a pork shop th,
other day. Mr.. Smith whistlod
The poment he did this every sau
sage "wagged its tail. " As a not,
TO this, we would mention that tn
day before he lost a Newloundlan,
dog that weighed sixty.eight pound.
,Atsg9pperhead meeting2 in san
dusky county, the other day, candi
date who wasNspsakiag asked som
questions whiVlpwere promptly an
swered by republicans, who in turu
AsSed him 50 many questions that Ii
took his hat and left. Democrati
orators are often to inquisitiyo.
Jeems my lad. . said hopef,
father to his son, " keep away 'frol
Ahe gals. Ven you see one comm,
dodge. just such crittcr as tn,
young un cleaning the door step {
tother side Of the street fooled 70,
poor old dad, Jimmy. Don't ca
yer eyes that way aud wink. II
hadn't been for her you aud yer da
might a been in Brazil huntin din
uns, my SON"