The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1867-10-15
A Read KannArs


stitAssf faai sa@s a.
Marriage = thai c9nslomeralion ~
ne ssre - 9 considered cons,isui-
iad Ia 81 countries bus Is mere
psuieularst one x ii.s Umied Static
Wbca s nau 50 far forget. himself
A. 70 ~ married. b. 3D. farewell 81
ihs Declaration 4 IndeFeadeoo and
baoomes - 0nee 81 honorary metre
ber cf the night q The Garter. az
oalcr established y tie Crusaders .u
The Time Tia, tried mcn's sole
Different folbs have different rea-
soas ~ marrying, solne marry fer
love, sane fef riches, sofne because
they want "a. and rme l.csnss they
cant lclp lti Whom : man falls in
lose. he takes t. readiu the Aew
1ak Ledger, and wearin lavender
calored kids and paicntlesther boots
~ pinches his tors, aad putin "ne@
Inown hag onto hia pocket handkeF-
clsief
Then be forgets 10 put sugar III
Biz cefiee and makcs mistakes Ia lds
cash aoconnL Then he takes 10
drinking Mrs. Wmslop's Soihing
Syrup, and putin squilis on biz hair,
80 pariin tic sane 10 tie middle of
tho Top If the head. AZ the time APP
proaches Tor him 70 be- hitched 10 tic
adorcd 81 his luxzuuhc feels a. II an
Gel was crawlin down hts back, and
lit,le cnpids with wings was singing
tie Star Spanglcd Banner IN tic air.
al mound him. Then like the prodi-
eel .un, hcgSis his name ii the daily
papers under the proper hedin, and
tells thc world he Is united in rad
loek, and thar ''n0 cards" Is played
aus fcnds some gingerbread aud pop
beer 10 the editor who wishes the
happy pair long life and many Of 'em
Then comes tie lunney moon and
i Birdie trip % Aiagarr or Mammoth
cave On the Bridge Of Sis. Alter
this tie hunnymoon Is all monshine
unit, q still, small Voice announces
that there's an "angel IN the house. Z
as the poets say, but il has always
seemed ID me mere Ike the D. ick-
cns in the house when | hear 'eni
After a While there i q iamilia iars
which jarb Amt 70 preserve friendship
n, they are .of the earth. earthly
When AlmantIi and got'married
after a short conrtship Of n Winters
durin which ..shc never told her love
tut like worm IN the mud, fed into
her eamaged cheek, " we had lois OF
presents ct tin ware, short clothes,
spoons, and other wearing appeared,
hut more spoons then anything else
twas spoony time. But the short
clothes still lies In the Bureau draw
er monument and mockeyr to boy
ish dreams and disappointed am
bishun ! As thee scored poit, Burns,
says;
The best laid schemes u men and mice
AZ gang sgiee"
But Aremintli and / are drawing
down the vail Of life together, still
login', still hopin' that the time win
come when we shall have to provide
an extra spoon and porringer. Troo-
~, hope il asheet anchor to the sofa
Long may she wave.
But marring is divine Institution,
more to than Republican form Of
government or the Dimecratic Party.
Adam cudent live without Mrs Adam
snaix or no snaix- And becoz they
raised Cain after they was marrid, its
no Sign that other folks should "raisc
Cain" in the marrid staff.
Bocoz they ct up the Lords Win
ter applce, its no sine married peo-
pic should make each others hair
come ont before the usual time
Marriage il mooiual; and one can't
cit along without the other no more
than child can teter on a board
without a child at the other end oft.
Woman Is like the bob TO a kite,
the more she's attached to him, the
higher hc can fill Marry early an
marry often, and whe YOU Kit d
good wife stick 70 her ike shoena-
ker's wax 70 a hot stove, or Spauld-
ing's glue e broken china. Sich i
tho law and the profits,
Peacefully, yours, A. HEAD.