The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1867-06-21

{ ,IOn zen son Davis down TO CommCdor,
loI'ns. IL looks to me very much Ek,
ez Ell Hotris Wuz playiu the old same n,
dellnln what bed never bin offsrd, him
his letter wuz soundin brass and Ginklin
''Shsl I enter him or nOt?" askt tb.
sekreIary. s-
"lSs euris cases. ssd Lusifsr no,
mIndin MIN. He beg bin agin me. By
sPasms, and when be beg done things
"lcb could approve, htz alluz. 40 far.
entered 1t up to the account of loonacv
Tor am Psrtikler shout putin my claw
onto any man who don't belong TO me.
new clear rife 70 every one I can git.
Tbs last trick Nv his sisggers me. Kin il
be that the old man wuz, all along oposin
wrong and SIGH, rot from any deep seated
dis like 60 the article, but becoz opuosin
things WIZ his best bolt? KIN it be
hevln bin 10 the minority all his life, and
found therein profit bpcoz it SO happened
mat The minority wuz rite-that he is
DOW anxious to get into that FIX agiu?
DOES Horrls spose that, hsVin the
strength nv a success rul career to back
him, and hevin lhuudred thousand more
or less, who are in the habit Nv readin
him-lhe people viii folEer him thro the
sunkIn slums Nv error just ez lively es
they did over the breezy hills Nv trooth?
1tz his vanity got TIE better Nv his dis
eretion at last? Hev the hangers-ou wich
aIluz puff incense into the face Nv success,
bin burniu hasheesh afore him, and hez
1t intossicatid him2 Is he, at his advanced
age, IN imitashen Nv SUIT Lovingood's
daddy. goin to play hess, foregiin the
hornets nest into witch his great ex
ewPl-r p!unged?"
''Shel l put him down or not?" askt
the secretary agin. ruther impashently.
"No!" replied Lucifer, DRAWN LisseIf
up decisiVely, EFF he splits up the Abo
huonisrs we sbel be so deep in his debr
that he will deserve to get clear NV JUS
FL IL IS, be hez dune enuf to entitle him
To our graIitood. He htz restored Jeff.
son Davis TO me, be hez even enlarged
his field ov useiunis. He is a demon,
strain tie theory that there amt no SIGH
thing ez treason. and az a matter Nv
course, that there ain I bin 10 crime COM
United by my friend Davis friends. Ez
Horls Is es,ablishin the tact the war ag;n
my friends in the South wuz uniusti6a
bic, shouldn't be surprised eff the next
thing he does, in order that justie may be
done, will be TO insist that their nipoers
he returned 20 en-. After all, | spect
that's wat he's drivin at. Now that klav
ery's abolisht, l bleeve he'd like 10 hev
it restored, that he may hev sutbin to do.
HIS okePssbun's gou. He's short of
subjick nov. His pen hez ben so used
n E1yritin Glaunrpl la Il
he 3 RELY al sea now that he kin write it
20 more, He wants that joocy old sin
set up for him to batter at agin-he wants
Lovejoy shot over agiu, aud bleedin Kan
sas to be repeeted.e Watts Professional
Reformer, eff thar amt nothing tCveform?.
| Watts a corn doctor in a country wher
they wear big boots? Mo- let HIM 90.
He's shoor Nv punishment epuff ANYHOW.
He's Universalist, a dOctrN-,ylhe mis-
take Nv which he II diskiver some dav.
but he's very likely to realize his ice NV
punishment on earth, for Wendell Phillips
is after him, and what wuss kin he suffer?
Set this last act of his'n down ez honesty
sIreskt with loouscy; or Futber, the loo
macy bein the biggest, ez loonacy streakt
with honesty and leave him out. Go on
with the reports. Wher's Davis now?
and particularly where's Johnson? Ell
be d, es anything agih me he does it thro
mistake. Keep tracs Nv Johnsou-don't
| let
Al this pint wuz aroused by some
body shskln me. IL wuz Bascom. Il
wuz O'Clock, and ez he'd not bin over
for my moinin bitteTs, in wich dooty I'm
very rsglar. The good man he'd gone out
in search nv me. How pleasant 'tiz to
hev somebody to care for you. even Ell
Their solisitood springs from a ten cent
motive. PRTRoLEUM V. NAsBY, P. M.
witch is Poslmaster,) aud Pro Tess or in
the Ham and Japhs'E Free Academy
for The development ny the intellsk NV
all races irrespective of color.
Hear what Senator Cameron says to
the country. through his speech deliver
ed at Fort Harksr, near the present ter
minus Of the Psc &c road, E D.:
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