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Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
To the Afflicted Residing in the
Interior.

Ny system of treatment is such that the same
success marks its treatment when conducted by
letter as by personal interview Indeed, the great
er number of my patients have visited the IN
STITUTE, but have had advice and remedies for
warded to them by mail or express. The patient
is thus enabled to preserve the secret of his
plant, as all letters returned destroyed. All
that is required is to enclose that part of the
mentioning the trouble Of the writer
and full and complete directions, including the
remedies, can be forwarded at
~ No matter what the difficulty disease, the
Doctor can be reposed upon, with every assurance
of that confidential reliance and secrecy that has
marked his course for so many years in California.
AL letters and money must be addressed thus
BENZ. F. JCSSELYN, NJ. D.,
536 Washington ST., San Francisco.
Box 135, P. O. feb ls;ly.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
SUMMONS.

In the District Court of the 11th Judicial
District in and for the county of Calaveras,
State of California.
duly canceled.l
WILLIAM POPE. Plaintiff,
rs
NAPOLEON COPPER MINING & SMELT-
ING Co. Defendant.
Action brought in the District Court of the
said ] lth Judicial District of the State of
California. in and for the said County of CAL
averas. and the Complaint filed in said Coun-
ty of Calaveras, in the Office of the Clerk of
said District Court.
The People of the State of California
send Greeting,
To NAPOLEON COPPER MINING &
SMELLING co. Defendant.
YOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO AP-
i pear in an action brought against you
by the above named plaintiff in the District
Court of the I1th Judicial District of the
State Of California, in and for the said coun-
ty of Calaveras. and to answer the Com
plant fled therein, "a copy of which accom-
panies this Summons.) within ten days.
exclusive of the day of service,) after the
service on you of this Summons-if served
within this county or. if served cut of this
county. but within this Judicial District,
within twenty days or if served out of said
District. then within forty days-or Judg-
ment by default will be taken against you,
according to the prayer Of said complaint.
The said action is brought to obtain a
Judgment of this Court against defendant
for the sum of six hundred and thirty-siX
dollars upon express contract, in gold coin
OF the United States, and for costs of suit.
And you are hereby notified, that if you
fail to appear and answer the said complaint
as above required, the said plaintiff will
cause default to be entered against you. and
take Judgment against you for the relief
sought in plaintiffs complaint, and as above
set forth.
- Given under my hand and the Seal
4, of the District Court of the llth
Judicial District of the State of
~ California, in and fer the said
county of Calaveras, on this 10th day of July
in the year of our Lord One Thousand, Eight
Hundred and Sixty-seven.
J. A. FOSTER, CLERK,
By N, T. NORcROss. Deputy.
I. X. WILSON, Plaintiffs s Atty.
A True copy of the original Summons.
Attest J. A. FOSTER, CLERK,
BY N. T. NoRcRoss Deputy.
San Andreas Aug. LIST, 1867. a33m.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

\ NEGRO preacher once observed to
his hearers, at the close of his sermon,
as follows: My obstinacious brethren.
| find it 10 more use to preach to you
dan it is for grasshopper to wear nee
buckles
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

UNDERSTAND WE'LL THE WORDS -
A God, moment, an eternity; a God
who sees you; a moment which flies
from you, an eternity which awaits
you; a God whom you serve so i'll, a
moment which you so little improve, an
eternity which you so rashly hazard.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
HOTEL FOR SALE.

ENHE UNDERSIGNED OFFERS FOR
sale cheap and on liberal terms, his old
and we'll known establishment, Phoenix Ho-
tel with furniture, new Livery Stable and
hay yard Also fine orchard and garden of
some acers, under good cultivation
Phenix Hotel. Campo Seeo, Jan. s. Is66-tf
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

PRooF.-A jolly compositor, who
spends one day in the Office and the
next out on bender, attempts to prove
that he is industrious, by saying that he
works "daY in and day out"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

A MAN would have but few specta-
tors if he should offer to show for three
pence how he could thrust red hot
poker into barrel of gunpowder, and
it should not take fire.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

\ MAN applied to a sheriff for per-
mission to witness an execution that
was about to take place, stating that he
was very anxious 10 be present when
the offender was hung son what
grounds do you claim admission ~
asked the sheriff. every good grounds,
I should Think replied the applicant,
"Tm his brother"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

A CONSCIENTIOUS witness down East
refused to swear that he saw one man
kick another, but he readily took his
oath that he saw defendant take his foot
away from plaintiff three times.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

EVERY hour comes to us charged
with duty, and the moment it is past it
is registered how it was spent for or
against, as in the final account which
all must give their actions.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

AN AMENDMENT Here is an
amended quotation, by married man
who has been waiting for his wife "to
put her things on: -
Hope springs eternal in the husbands breast;
Wives never are, but always to be dressd.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

AN ExcUsE.-A clergyman who had
been told that his sermons were too
long. excused himself on the ground
that his church was large one.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

The latter part of wise mans life
is taken up in curing the follies, pre-
judices, and false opinions he had con-
tracted in the former.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
CALAVERAS CHRONICLE.
TIE TRUE HEARTS ASPIRATION

l would be thine!
Oh not to learn the anguish;
Of being first deity enshrined:
Then, when the fever fit is past, to languish
Stripp'd of each grace that fancy round me
twined
Not such the lot crave.
would be thine.
Not IN the bright Summer weather,
A sunny atmosphere of Joy to breathe;
But fear and tremble when the storm clouds
gather,
And shrink life's unrelenting storm beneath,
Failing when needed most.
Iwould be thine
To lose all selfish feeling
In the sole thought of thee, far dearer one
To study every look thy will revealing,
10 make thy voices ever varying tone
The music of my heart.
Iwould be thinel
When sickness doth oppress thee,
With loves unwearied vigilance to watch,
Waking-to soothe, to caress thee;
Sleeping-to list in dread each sound to
catch
Thy slumbers that might break.
l would be thine.
When vex'd By worldly crosses,
To cheer thee with affections constant ear :;
To stay thee meath the burden of the losses,
By showing thee how deeply thou art dear,
Most so in thy distress.
would be thinel
Gently and unreplying
To bear with thee, when chafed and spirit
worE,
The hasty word, the quick reproach, denying;
But by the soft submission which is born
Of steadfast love alone.
would be thine
Not passions wild emotion
To show thee, ftful as the changing wind;
But, with still, deep, fervent, life devotion,
To be to thee the helpmeet God design'd-
For this would be thine.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
HOW American Watches
Arc TsGIC.

The American Waltham Watch is made by
no such uncertain process-and by no such
incompetent workmen. All the Company's
operations. from the reception of the raw ma
terlals to the completion of the Watch, are
carried on under one roof, and under one
skillful and competent direction. But
the great distinguishing feature of their
Watches. is the fact that their several parts
are all made by the finest, the most perfect
and delicate machinery ever brought to the
aid of human industry. Every one of the
more than hundred parts of every watch is
made by machine-that infallibly repro
duces every succeeding part with the most
unvarylng accuracy. 1t was only necessary
to make one perfect watch of any particular
style and then to adjust the hundred ma
chimes necessary to reproduce every part of
that watch, and it follows that every succeed
ing watch must be like il.
The Company respectfully submit their
watches on Aeir merits only. They claim
to make
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

How is it possible to expect that
mankind will take advice, when they
will not so much as take warning.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

A PRETTY WIFE.-An outraged
husband publishes the following hatter-
ing description Of his runaway wife {:
"My wife is about five feet high, has
light brown hair, right eye out, the 9TH
er is of pale blue color; has pimple
on left temple, near eye, pug nose, a
scar across one arm, isstoop shouldered,
has short thick feet, ard easily makes
the acquaintance OF strangers.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

IN the depths of the. sea the waters
are still the heaviest griefis that borne
in silence the deepest love flows
through the eye and touch; the purest
joy is unspeakable; the most impressive
prayer is silent; and the most solemn
preacher at a funeral is the silent one
whose lips are cold.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

on, dear.' yelled cut an urchin who
had been suffering from an application
of the birch oh my they tell me about
forty rods making furlone, but I can
tell a bigger story than that. Let 'em
git such a plaguey licking as I've had,
and then they'll find that one rod makes
an acher'
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
TIE
ELECTR0PATHIG INSTITUTE
SIS Washington Street.
J. H. JCSSELYN, M. D.,
Resident Physician.
THE
Resident Physician.

THE DIRECTORS OF THIS CELEBRATED
L Medical Institute wish to thank the public for
the generous manner in which they have sustained
the Resident Physician with their patronage. 1t is
now six wears since the institute was established
during that time there have been THIRTY
THOUSAND CONSULTATIONS, and in all cases
where the disease was durable.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
The Femae edicines

Discovered and used by the Resident Physician,
are the only remedies which safe and sure to
have the effect. The large number of cases in
which they have been used, is guarantee of their
success Great should be taken in visiting the
Institute 10 remember the name,
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
The Great Female Remedies
The Preventive Powders.

Guaranteed to prevent Obstructions from any cause
Price s 10 for a box that will last four months
Married women in some circumstances must not use
them. The French Lunar Female Monthly Pills
for the of all suppressiOns, price, S5 per box
warranted.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
Warrant Them to ure

All cases for which they used, or make no
charge for services. They will be forwarded to anv
place in the Pacific States upon the receipt of let
ter stating the disease with symptoms the age and
sex of the natlent.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
A Perfect and Permanent ur

Has been performed. Malicious charlatans have
opened traps in close proximity to the Institute,
adopting similar names, hoping 10 attract the un-
wary but their failure to do is perfectly appar-
ent-for the business has not been affected in the
least but has gone increasing its usefulness and
profits in regular ratio. The Resident Physician
has by careful study and experience within the
last few years, been successful in discovering
electric remedies which far superior to any be-
fore used in the healing art. and he can
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
Better Article For The Honey,

by their improved mechanical process than
can be made under the old-fashioned hand-
craft system. They manufacture watches of
every grade. from a good, low priced and
substantial article, in solid silver hunting
cases, to the finest chronometer and also
ladies' watches in plain Gold or the finest en-
ameled and jeweled cases but the indispens-
able requisite of all their watches is that they
shall be GOOD TIMEKEEPERS. 1t should
be remembered that, except their single low
est grade named Home Watch Company,
Boston," ALL WATCHES made by them
Are Fully Warranted
by a special certificate, and this warrantee is
good at all times against the Company or its
AGENTS
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
The Latest Prom the Song Writers.
BY THE "FAT CONTRIBUTOR" "

MdrDle Hans mas opened Ndrpie
quarry there, and doing thriving bus
mess in getting out grave stones.
The author of Garry me back to Old
Virginia has opened a Every stable
and is carried back in his own convey
ance whenever he wants to be.
The man who sang !. an lonely since
my Mother died. ISL cutie SO lonely
now. The old man married again, and
his step-mother axes it lively enough
for him.
The author of Life on the Ocean
Wave is gratifying his taste for the sea
by tending saw mill. He will be on
the water.
The one who gave The Old Folks at
Home to the world has recently taken
them to the poor house, as they we're
getting troublesome.
The author of Shells of Ocean is in
the clam business.
The man who wanted to kiss him
for his mother attempted to kiss his
mother for him the other day, and him
gave him walloping for his mother.
The one who walled so plaintively,
DO they miss me at home?' was missed
the other day, together with a neigh
boris wife He is missed by wife and
seven children.
The author of Three blind mice has
started a menagrie with them.
Il hA h.
the morning. found 10 saloons were
open at that early hour, where he could
get his bitters, so he lies abed rather
later now
'Give me cot in the valley | love-
has got cot in the infrmary Mien
Cott
The man who sighed Take NE home
to de- took Dr. Kerr's System Reno
vator, and is now a Fine old Irish Gin
tleman'
Meet me by moonlight alone,' has
left off meat and taken to drink.
The author of 'Roll on silver moon,'
has opened a ball alley. Silver moon
can t roll on his alley without paying
for it.
The disconsolate one who sings, Have
you seen my Maggie ? has heard of her
Another feller informs him, through
the music store, that 'Maggie's by my
side
I'D offer thee this hand of mine, has
been sued for breach of promise.
oh. Susanna has settled with her
at length, and don't owe Susanna any
more.
The author of odd Arm Chair is
still in the furniture business.
The one who pleaded Rock me to
Sleep, Mother, Rock me to Sleep has
at length been gratiied. His mother,
yielding to his repeated solicitations,
picked up rock and rocked him to
sleep. He hasn't woke up yet.
The one who asked, WHO will Care
for Mother now?' has finally concluded
to take care of the old woman himself,
as no one else seems inclined to do so.
'WuAT Is husband?' Here is
lady's definition: He is,' said she, "a
snarling, orusty, sullen, pesty, forward;
cross, gruffy, moody, grabbed, snappish,
tart, splenetic, surIy, dry, british, fierce
morosc, waspish, eurrish, boorish, fret
full, peevish, huGish, sUlky, touchy, frac-
tious, rugged, clustering, capricious,
iilnatured, rusty, ehurlish, growing,
maundering, upish, stern, catfish fump-
ish, humorsome, enyious dog in the
manger, who neither eats himself nor
lets others eat
'Ou, dearr yelled out an urchin who
had been suffering from an application
of the birch /; oh my they tell me about
forty rods making a furlone, but I can
tell bigger story than that. Let 'em
git such plaguey licking as I've had,
and then thpv'll find that ono rod nol-oe
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
MEDICAL ADVERTISEMENTS
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MI z D Z CA
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CURES AND MODERATE CHAp.,

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sacramento ST., below Montgomery
Opposite the Pacific Mail Steamship r.,
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street, San Francisco.
Established expressly TO afford the aH,.,.,
sound and scientific Medical lid in ZIG ~
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DIR. HiUFEIls ND'S
NOBODY SHOULD Be WITHOUT II!

HOOVU CiIO0LU Dc WIIIIUUI IT
}. 6. FRIsCH. Proprietor.
TAYLOR & BENDEL, Sole Agents,
Je8'67:ly. 413 Clay St.. San Francisco.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
TO CORRESPONDENTS

Patients residing in any part of the STATE,
however distant, who may desire the opinion
and advice of DR.. Doherty on their respective
cases, and who think proper to submit aRTl5-
ten statement of such, in preference 10 hoo'
ing personal interview, are respectfully a.
sured that their communications will be heu
most sacred. DR.. Doherty takes this oppG1L.
tunity Of observing. that all letters are on!
opened and replied to by himself, and tH'
latter as promptly as possible.
If the case be fully and candidly described, Psi'
sona communication will be superseded, as lnsl.a
tions for diet, regimen, and the general treaIi Iirs
of the case itself (including the remedlesl vt i
forwarded without delay, and in SUCH manner o.
to convey no idea of the purport of the ie''si
parcel so transmitted.
fT- Consultation FREg-Permanent cures guar
eed or no pay.
Address ". X. DOHERTY, NJ D.
maf.23ly:B' san Francisco, Val
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28

In the District Court of the 11th Judicial
District in and for the county of Calaveras
State of California.
lU S. Internal Revenue Stamp, Fifty cents,
duly canceled.7
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-09-28
CAUTION.

Persons seeking the Electropathic Institute sho'
be careful 70 remember the name and mmher.
The New era. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1865-1871, 1867-04-18
RETURN TO REASON.

We clip the following from the Wheel
ing H7telHgeacer, of last week. Comment
is unnecessary. The authority of the
Supreme Court is at least sustained by
one Judicial Officer in the State Of West
Virginia, and we are happy to see that
the sth Circuit is blessed with a Judge
who dares to give expression to his own
deliberately formed opinions of what is
right and Just, and whom prejudice and
partisan feeling cannot sWerNe from the
path Of duty. Let us hope that this
pioneer i'll the great work of judicial
reform in this State. may have set such
an example that the more timid and
time-serving may not hesitate now to
follow on. This is what we term pro-
gress in the right direction.
At recent term of the Circuit Court
Of Cabell county, Samuel 4. Miller, oil
kanawha moved to be admitted to prac-
tiee as an attorney in said court, without
taking the oath prescribed by the Legis-
lature Of West Virginia, February l4th,
1866.
Major Miller based his application
upon the following grounds:
1. That said requirement is in conflict
With the Constitution of the United
States.
>. That the principle involved in the
law, has been so decided by the Supreme
Court of the United States.
3. That it is the duty OF the State
Judges to be governed by the decisions
Of the Supreme Court, when there is a
conflict between its decisions and those
of the State courts, on questions arising
under the Constitution of the United
States.
Judge Hindmap withheld his final
decision for the time being, but. in the
meantime, allowed Major Miller to
qualify on his motion.
In the opinion delivered by the Judge.
he indicated that his final decision would
sustain the authority of the Supreme
Court of the United States, rather than
that Of the Supreme Court Of West Nir-
GINA.
The New era. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1865-1871, 1867-04-18

such Northern Secessionists as Greedy,
Chase, Phillips and Garrison. and others
of less note, now demi-gods III the Radl-
cal pantheon. But the current OF public
opinion becoming too strong, they, with
Massachusetts,, changed their base,
wheeled into line, and blatantly de-
clared that the compact of Union was
perpetually "irrevocable and unalter-
able" And upon this, as fundamental
doctrine, the war was Waged, and re-
suited in favor Of the doctrine that a
State cannot go out, and cannot be forced
out Of the Union. The South bowed to
that decision, acknowledging their at
tempted secession abortiTe, and sought
their places in the Union, vacated pend
ing the decision of arms. But now an
other "cllange of basen is made by the
party which during the struggle de-
oared the Southern States fixed stars in
the national constellation The doctrine
now is, that the compact of Union is
ravocable and alterabe," that the Or
QilIdIlcpS vi fotCeSSieil NtlNt ltthc Vic
out of the Union, that the war waged
for its maintenance and preservation
was a cheat and a lie. The Southern
States were led to believe by the
Government that submission to the
Constitution would be followed by an
acknowledgment of all their rights as
States in the Union. To secure these
rights the States of Georgia and Missis-
sippi have filed bills of complaint in the
Supreme Court. Now, if the Southern
States are not States of the Union, and
entitled to all the rights Of legal States
of the Union, we would like some of
our Radical friends to inform us where
the right come from to keep States out
of the Union which they so vehemently
announced during the war as "unalter-
able and perpetual
The New era. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1865-1871, 1867-04-18

SOME of our Radical contemporaries
are terribly worried over the action Of
the Southern States in attempting to
test the eonstitutionality Of the Military
Reconstruction Bill, IN the Supreme
Court Of the United States. In the case
OF Mississippi the bill OF complaint
AYERS that there are compacts, . funda-
mental. irrevocabIe and unalterable, y
securing to that State forever certain
rights asa State in the Union. Thisaver-
ment our Radical friends denominate a
change Of base, arrogantly asserting
that fer years past the seeding States
have held as a primordial doctrine OF
their political faith that each clause and
section of the Constitution We're alter
able and reVocabe at the pleasure Of
each individual State. Now let us see
who changed their base most radically
and thoroughly, and who stultified
themselves most consummately.
A large number Of the Southern
people did believe that when the gene
raj government failed to extend to any
State the rights guaranteed expressly, or
arising from legal implication from the
compact of Union, such State had the
right to withdraw legally and honor
ably. In this opinion they were sus-
tanned by the ablest intellects this
country ever produced. And this opinion
was not confined exclusively to the
Southern States. Men who are now
high:priests in the Radical synagogue
have enunciated the same doctrine, and
have attempted to carry it out to its
ultimate consequences. Even Massa-
chusetts, the Lords anointed, was the
first to attempt the passage Of an Ordi-
nance of Secession. The Southern people
conceiving that their rights were in
,trlnged upon and jeopardixed, very I'M
wisely followed the bad example of
Massachusetts, on a larger and grander
scale, and submitted the arbitranent of
the question to the sword, which was
decided against the preconceived I'M
memorial rights Of the States. Just I
here it becomes us to chronicle the fact 7
that in the beginning ofthe struggle the
South WAS justified in her course, by [
The New era. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1865-1871, 1867-04-18

THE HOVE JoUBNAL.-This excel
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enlarged and otherwise improved. 1t
well sustans the high character it had
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