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The New York herald., 1867-03-11


4 GREAT RUSH At BOTH STORES.
IA Auction our headquarters.
Two stores enable TO buy big lots cheap and TO keep
both supplied with bargains.
IMMENSE LOTS DRESS GOODS &c ors ,-,. .nssc.
AUCTION MusLINs i0c 2s aSsF rs @Sa a SOC
ALSO IMMENSE LOTS ALPAcAs TABLE LINENS.
hAfhhss capshs NEaksY sf A. 1mlEF IPg fRiSs haisSss'
FOSTER BROTHERS, l67 Eighth avenue, near Eighteenth
CARPETs-D. KELLY co. HAVE JUST OPENED
the spring trade Also choice OF oicloths,
Rugs Mats, Mating window Shades, &c, which we Win
~ Corner Twenty nth street and sixth avenue,
CoRNyN BROTHERS WILL OFFER, THIS WEEK,
dS At yASY s TN dhRAy sAek ecE ps aS
Ar 80 CENTS, WoisTn 81 4 YARD. FINE PRfNTs AND
LINEN ANb @ wnIfE iii COINS & dREAThY REpncED REnpnnccEhS
DIAPER LINEN At % A PIECE, WORTH 81. CLOTHS,
CAssiMEREs AND SArINETs. sATiNEr AT 50 CENTS
CoRNYN BROTHERS.
4b' Eighth avenue near Thirty eighth street.
TT o. FARRELL HAS JUST OPENED HIS SPRING
LII. stock of English. Brussels hree-py power
loom ingram Carpets, at greatly reduced prices lie has
TO the retail trade containing $50 worth os
first class and medium Furniture All goods warranted az
of Eighth avenue.
prov ment OF the ageBy ;. I. Tayor's mathematical
system dresses being beautifully
and the sysem taught at the inventors establishment by
and Nine. Gillespie No. Clinton place Good
10 great demand at prices varying from SIS SIS per week
Ladies are invited call at either of the above named places
and test the new invention.
r oIsEAU's PATENT HooP SKIRT HOLDER
IL NO more accidents from hoop skirts.
The New York herald., 1867-03-11

DRoADwAY THEATRE ADMISSION 90 CENTS.
- Corner Broadws and Bronze street.
CONTINUOUSLY CRAMMED HOUSES
STANDING ROOM ONLY at O'Clock,
attest the unprecedented popularity OF the
comedians and original delineaors OF IRISH AND yam
MIR. AND MRS. BARNEY WILLIAMS,
WEEKS MORE.
THIS EVENING open al begins at 1A. MATINEE on
Saturday. March IL. AT - O'clock
he irish drama Of sHANDY MAGuIRE.
SHAN DY MAGUIRE with songs). Mr. Barney Williams
10 be followed BY The astonishing protean comedy OF AN
HOUR IN SEVILLE, la which Mrs. Barney Williams will
eight characters with changes
costume, Enxlish, Spanish and American.
Box onlce open from TO q o'clock.
Seats may be secured six days In advance.
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AFELICT ED
SUFFER No MORE,

When by the use of Dr.. JOINVILLE'S
ELMER on can be cured permanently, and
at trifing cost. Ee ,t
The astoni4ling success which hiss attended
this in, aluable medicine for phi yscal and Ner-
vous weakness. general debility and Prostra-
ton, Loss of Muscular Energy, Impotency, or
any of the consequences of youthful Indisere-
ton, renders it the valuable prepare ion
ever discovered
1t will remove all nervous affections, de-
preston. excitement, iucapaoj!y to study
business, loss of memory, infusion thoughts
Of self destruotion, fears of insanity, &c. It
viii restore tbs appetite. renew the health OF
those who have destroy ed it by sensual excess
or evil practices.
Young Men, be humbuggsd no more by Quack
without delay for the Elixir and be ut once
restored &c health and happiness. perfect
Cure is guaranteed in every instance. orice 81
four bottles to enc address So. One bottle
is sufficient to effect a cure in ailordinary cases
ALSO DR.. Joinville's Specific Pills, for the
speedy and permanent cure of gonorrhea, geet
urethral discharges, gravel, structure and all
affections of the Kidneys and Bladder. Cures
effected in from ane to FIVE days They are
prepared from vegetable extracts that
harmless on the system, and never nauseate
the stomach or impregnate the breath. No
change of diet is necessary while using them
nor does their action III any manner Interfere
with business pursuits. Price 81 per box.
Either CT the above mentioned articles will
be sent TO any address, closely sealed and post
paid, by mail or express, on receipt of price.
Address al orders to
BERGER, SHUTS & CO, Chemists.
42-1y No. 2S5 River Street, Troy, N. Y.
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AS.TRQLsOGY.
The World Astonished
At the Wonderful revelations


MADE BY TIE GREAT ASTROLOGIST.
Madam H. \. Perrigo.
She reveals secrets mortal ever knew,
s7ne restores to happiness those who from dole,
iul events, catasirophes, crosses in love- los. Of
relations and friends, loss of nIbucy &c have
bseoIne desrondent.l She brings toee Their tho
long separated, gives long information con-
eeTnlng abseLt friends or 10 efs. restores lost
or stolen property, tells you 1.-The bu sines you
the business you are beat qualified to pursue
and in Whit you VII be 10 ost successful, causes
speedy marriages and tells yoa the very day
and characteristics Of the person She reads
your very thoughts, and by her almost super
natural powers unveils the dark and hidden
mysteries of the future. From the stars we see
IN the hrmament--fhe Ulaletic stars that ever
come or predominant in the conf gure tiDn-
from the aspects aud positions OF tlle planets
and the fixed Stars in the heavens at the time
OF birth, she dsdrces the fatuFe destiny of man.
Fan not to consult the greatest Astraiogist on
Earth, 1t costs you but tritie and you may
never again have so favorable an opportunity.
Consultation Tee, with likeness and all desired
information, 81. Parties living at a distance
can consult the Madame by mail with equal
safety and satisfaction to themselves, as if in
person. A full and explicit chart, written out,
with all inquiries answered and Ill, eness enclo-
sed sent hs mail on receipt of price above D.
Aoned Inc strictest Secresy viii be main
talaed, and all espondepco returned Of des-
troyed. References of the highest order fur
nished those desiring them. Wiite plainly the
Gay OF ne month and year, i'll which y on were
bonn. enclosing a small lock os hair
Address, MADAME II. A PERREGO,
~ ~ P. 0. Drawe- 2ss, Buffalo, ~ z.
~
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OLA TEl-LAR'S -i7s
WHITE LIQUID ENAMEL,

For Improving and Brautiiying the com
plexion- Tho most valuable and perfect
preparation in use, for giving the kin. a
beautiful pc II like tint, that is only found
inyouth. ltquiekly removes Tan, Freck-
les. Pinples. Blotehes, Moth Patches. sal
lownnss. Eruptions, and all impurities OF
the ska. kindly healing the sameatleaving
theiskin white and clear as alabaster. Its
use can ilct, be detected by tbs closest seru-
TRY. a2d. being a veg table preparation is
perfectly harmless 1t is the only article OF
tht. kind used by the French and is consider
ed by the Partisan as Indispensable to per
feet toilet. Upwards of sc 900 bottles were
sold during the past year, sufficient guar
ante OF rs efficacy Price only IS cents
sent by mail. post paid, GA receipt 0f an
order. by Uoi i1o A2ty
BERG Err. SHUTS & Co.. Chemists.
af Ze5 4 ive1 St. TROY, \. z.
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u II
EXCELSIORia3H EXCELSIOR
@ CHASTELLAR'S
I, Hair Exterminator!

( E0Ts ITEM OWING SupeFHuOUs HAEr.
To the ladies especially, this Invaluable
depiiafory itself as being an al
most Indispensable article to female beauty.
is easily applied. does not burn or iDjure
the skin. but acts directly on the roots. 1t
is WARRANTED to remove superfaous hair
from low fereheads, or from any part of the
body. completely. totally and radically ex-
lirpaiing the same leaving the skin soft,
smooth and natural This is the only arti
Gle used by the French, and is.tbe only real
efeetnal depiiatory in existence. Price IS
cents per package. sent postpaid, to any
address, on receipt OF IA order, by T42-ly
BERGER, SHUTS & Co, Chemists.
) 81 aa35sa 2S5 River ST. Troy. N. Y,
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DR., D, Il, SEELYE & CO.,
FreepOrt, Illinois.
Sold by all Wholesale and Retail Druggists.
GENERAL AGENTS.

John b. Aark. Cincinnati, Ohio; Fuller
Finch 4 Fuller, Chicago, ILL.,; Durham. 4
vanSchaack. Chicago, H.; Demas, Barnes
Co., New York; Farrand, Shelley 4 Co.,
Detroit. Mich. Weeks Potter, Boston, Mass
Frepch, Richards & Co., Philadelphia, Pa,
R. e. Sellers Co., P. ttsburgh, Pa, Collins
Bros, st, Louis, Mo-. Barnes, Ward 4 Co.,
New Orleans, La r. A. Robinson 1 Co.,
Louisville, KY; Bigley Bro, Memphis,
Tenn. p. E. Depuy, Richmond, Va; Thomp-
son Block, Baltimore, Nd. J Dextor Nellie
ger, Albany, N. Y; Strong 4 Armst4 ongs
Cleveland, Ohio VIM. Johnston, Detroit, Mich.
Wilson Peters i Co., Louisville, KY.
cS-1y
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DR. w RIGHTS
RES = ENATING ELIXIR,
GA, g,aan,,ce cS H:Ga

>sSNsNvggRgtHyHssas Cu<s General Debility, WeaA-
:>$s.ss 50 >as.Y>s ness ,NYsterics an females.
--sss1ss b3fEFsYl<c<: Pd3piIati0H or The Heart and
zSass-yssssz> al -Ne1'c0aS Discusses. 1t
--IS=< s.zsesii.S stores life and vigor to the
$500 aged, causing the hot blood of
As the Plenty rises voi,ti Ia coi7rse tle ,nns res
~ s' ~ stss ~ ioring the Ofg1ns Of Genera
reJo iifs So does tion rsasf0g5ng Inpotency ard
IRIS Eiixiy ,ejarcn DeJi5itg, restoring Hanlin ess
Gfe The s4steDs and G7ad full Tigor. TINS proving
oceTcohae GsSeoss. perfect ''E2isrir Of IOUen
moving Sfey'iZitY and Rarrenness in both TO
the young ,nifdicace and aged. there isno greater
boon than this : Elixir of Life" 1t gives
lease Of life. causing the weak and ietiiitated to
l4,Ye renewed strength and ,igor, and the entire
svStein 10 thrill with joy and pleasure
Price one bottle s.; three bottles IS; sent ny
express to any address. -
Orr medicines, are sold and recommended by all
respectable druggists in every part Of the civilized
globe some nj rincipfed dealers. however. try to
deceive their cu.eulers by selling cheap and worth
less compounds in order to make money. BE not
dcceived-ask for these medicines and take no
others. II the druggist docs nos keep them, write
IN ms. and we viii send them by express. carefully
packed free from observation We viii be pleased
t. receive letters with fill statements regard to
any disease with which ladies gentlemen
afflicted q address ell letters for medicines. pampk-
lets, or a'ftice, to the sole proprietor, ~
d.. ". R. MERWIE, 81 Walker ST., N. z.
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ESeW ARD E. ALI<IS CO,
E - III TeiE.7 rs
" EaEs'aN INK POWDER
4 \ q II OLD

Il L 4 Z
This Is the first and best opportunity Cor apo
thecaries, StatiJners ana Grcc,rs IN the Coun-
try TO obJain
+. Behal's Chemical Ink Powder.
with which ans one nay in a fe,T minutes make
the best, most beautiful and cheapest BLACK
INK.
One ounce Of this Ink Powder is sufli lent
to make oae quart OF fine black and durable
lux, II there 10 added il u 9 quart vessel
into which mas been pnt j qua Is of warm
water and then the ink powder added in parts,
gradually king them. .l.r ..
The ink is then ready FOR use and can he
written with immediately. Ia a few days.
however it becomes much more hea utif,Il. 1t
would be Well also. if ten or fifteen cloves were
added to each quart of clear Ink. -sy
This Ink dows very easily from the pen, is
of fine dark black color. dries on the paper
very quickly and retains good black color.
This ink does not get thick, forms no sedi--
ment, and viii spoil in any temperature,
however warm cold it may be. I'd. a.5a et
This Ink is adapted to all blinds of Steel
Pens, never. causing them 10 rust, and ne err
rendering it necessary to wipe be pen after
writing, as It always Loe,iaes smooth. 1t is
sold at 5 go per pound, bet -nnot be sent in
smaller quantities than three pounds. Samples
IL Letters Will be sent b. Mail, to any ono
sending o Cents in posta ge for the same.
Pon der for Shoe,uakers Ink kept OF hand,
price Sl.2S perlb. .fsss s.
Blueing Powder, (washbue) is also kept
on hand by me at very low price.
Price of Black lax in Small cones and of
Blueing in Bottles:
One Box , Dz 2 On cones, sf65. One
Box, DE-, Il Or. cones, 81, 80, One BOX, p
Or. Bottles OF Bsoeiug, 81! 80. ....a.-
f BEN, Y. 0. Fox 25io.
IF fII,ic.un-
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uCOST A Il s -

Oh
PILLS
A Universal Dinner Pill
For Nervous and Sick Headache, Costiveness,
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Bilieusuess, Constira-
ton, Diarrhea, Colics, Chills. Fevers, and gem
eral arrangement of the Digest We Organs.
Boxes, Is cts, so cts, and 81 Sizes. 81
~ Sold by all Druggists every where
And by HENRY R. COSTAR, Depot 484
Broadway, N. Y, and by @. R. Bacon Co..
and T. i J. Robson, N-sixewc>, Wis 4s'sm
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MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

-~~~~- z. : ; S~>~~
] Ground. rents The effect of a earth
1 quake. a.
Fat1,o,alessA dopths-The depth of a
woman heart. a.
Which of the reptiles is mathema-
| tician? The adder -
What two flowers should decorate a
menagerie? A dandelion and tiger lily.
/ What is that which is neither flesh nor
| bone, and yet has four fingers and a
| thumb? & ~ - NfsEEs
A young sailor who received blowing
up from his sweetheart called her a wind
lass. "a ~
Beauty and genius are the most peril
Gus Of all inheritances..
Art, like love, excludes all competition
and absorbs the man.
The gravest events hawn with no more
noise than the morning. star snakes in
rising. -
In Antwerp there is law that every
house must be painted once year.
''Shure, an which is the intrance out?'
asked an Irishm at the Music Hail. p
''Samho, whar did you suffer the most
in de war p Why, in defect, to be
shua rIl Hss 0GI ~ s5t 10
Two superstitious negro women in
South Carolina burned up child, think
ing it was the devil 81
Money and time have both their value
He who makes bad use of the one will
never make good use Of the other. =
Why is a prosy preacher Ike the mid
die of a wheel? Because the fellows
around him are tired
Why was Adam the swiftest runner in
the world? Because he was first in the
human race. fat1 80 31ot<
sMamma, said little pet at the COM
munion service, on Sunday afternoon
faint we going to stop to tea?
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BENNETT PETERS & CO.,
Proprietors
II and 23 MICHIGAN AVENUE,
5s-a CHICAGO.
PELOU BET ORG MS AND
E{SN Il.


Unanimously awarded the first Price Geld
Medal. AS THE BEST CABINET ORGANS
Amer.1ar Institute, New York, Octuber, 1865.
Being pronounced superior in Quality, Pow
er and variety OF tone, and in number OF coms
binations.
CAS- the best instruments OF America were
there contending, whichever won tie bate
would have noting. left 10 n Iucr - -im,cri.
art .i1'.ynat, edited by ii well known inu
steal eritic.) lu lot
They have also taken the fir.t premium
wherever exhibited thi, se-s"n
! PkDA Ln4G ! NS, one, two and 4hrce banks
of keys-six sizcs-S25a to 81 500 Without
pedals, single a2d double bank, 10 great vari-
ETY., 500 to S450. These organs with their
smooth pipe ike quality of tone, beautiful So
10 stops, strength of chorus, unequalled pedals
a general organ Ike fleets, are superior tor
Churches, Halls, Parlers and Seho Is. They
are Put up in cases of s9iid walnut, fancy We
nered Walnut new ana unique styles, and
elegant Rosewood, of splendid designs and
finish, and of the best workmanship lit being
Intended that each inStru,nens shall De mo-
del CT its class. All Instruments down TO
fne octave portable Meioieon. nave the beau
THU Ircmoante stop without extra choTge.
A large assortment constantly on hand at
our Gsreral Wholesale and Retail Wascrooms,
ST Broadway. .sf-s3i
Our illustrated Circulat and price lists. with
our new styles, are now ready. Send for
circular. PELOUBBT PELTON & co.
Manufacturers, No. Sal, Broadway New ors.
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S COSTAR,Sn
PECTORA AL
COUGH REMEDY.

For Coughs, Cold, Hoarseness, Sore Throat,
Group. Whooping Cough, Influenza, Asthma
Consumption, Bronchial Affections, and all
diseases of the Throat and Lungs.
W. Bottles, IS cts 80 cts, and 81 sizes.
Sold by all Druggists everywhere.
Aud by HENRY r. COSTAR, Depot 4s4
Broadway, N. Y, and by o. r. Bacon & Co.,
and T. e. J. Robinson, Manitowoc. Wis.
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There cometh glad tdings OF joy to all.
To young ard 10 old. to great and 10 small:
The beauty winch once was SO precious and
. rare, i''-.
Is free for all, and all may be fair
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Repara4or CapiIIi.


your wig
Destructive Of comfort End rot worth o fig
Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and fair
AND rejoice in yoGr own iuXuriant HAIR.
EEiPARATOR CAP3sEg. f
For restoring hair upon bald heads (frorn
Whatever cause it may have fallen QUIT and
!orci-s q growth of hrr upon the lace, it has
no equal. Ii will force the beard to grow APP
on the srnoothest face in FROM FIVE 10 eight
weeks. or hair apon bald heads III from two to
three months A few ignorant Practitioners
have asserted that there is nothing that will
force or hasten tie grow, tn of the hair or beard
Their assertions are false, as thousands of liv-
Ing witues es can (from their own experienced
bear witness. But many wiz say. how are we
to distinguish tbe genuine from The spurious
Il certainty is difficult, rs nine. te,.tks OF the
different Preparations advertised foI the hair
ana beard are entirely ~ rthless. and you ma y
have already thrown away largo amount in
TIER purchase. To such we would say .ry the
i.eparatoT Capiili :: it will cost you nothing
unless il fully comes up 10 our represent stions.
II your druggist does not keep IL, send us one
do.iar and We will forward it, osipaid, togeth-
er with receipt for tue money, wh'ch viii be
rcturn You Gu application, o. ding entire
Satisfaction is not given. Address, - l =
". i CLl RK & CO. Chemists,
40. 5 y est Fayette Street, Syracuse. y. !.
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COODRICH'S History of United Statss
u aud Mitchels Geography at the
Franklin Booksto
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My dear young lady" exclaimed
gentleman. II am astonished at your
sentiments. You actually make me Start
ON my word you do well, SIR"
replied the damsel, Il We been wanting
you to start for the last half hour
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a doctor who has been trying to es-
tablish practice in village out West,
says it is 50 detestably healthy there that
they had to murder man IN order to
start a graveyard.
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j. EsECE LING * Co.'s
Great SAKE of Watches.

On the popular one price plan, giving every
patron handsome and valuable watch for the
low price of Ten Dollars without regard to
value, and not to be paid for unless perfectly
satisfactory
500 Solid Gold Hunting Watches $3.50 to 100
500 Magic caseti Gold Watch zoo to 800
SOC Ladies Watch Enameiiea 100 to 500
1900 Gold nuntin Cbropometers 250 to 500
1000 cold Hunting English Levers 200 to go
5000 Gold Hunting DuplexW- tehe>ijU to 200
5000 Gold Hunting American Sc 100 to $50
50Gg Silver Hunting Levers so to $50
5000 Silver Hunting Duplexes rs to $50
5G00 cod Ladies', Watches 30 to go
10.U00 Cola Hunting Lagines So to 20
900 miscellaneous Silver Watches 30 to 100
$4,000 Hunting Silver ewstches % TO so
30 Goo Assorted watches Of all kinds 10 to rs
Every patron obtains . Watch by this ar
Augment, costing but u, while it nay be
worth $3.50, No partiaiity shown
MesSrs. j. Hici.ilnS IL Cos Great America
Watch Co., New York City, wish to imIaedi
ately dispose OF the above magnificent Stock
Certificates naming articles, are placed in seal
ID cnrelolss foiiurs are entitled to lie ar
ticics named on their certificates, upon pay
nent of Tea dollars, whether il be a Watch
worth 500 or one worth less. The return OF
cn5 Of our certificates ontitle you to til arti-
Gle canned thereon. upon payment, irrespective
o. il worth. and rs article valued less than
$40 is named On any certificate, it will be
seen TINT this Is no lottery, but a straight Tor
ward iegitimste trarsaction, which may be
participated in even by the most fastidieus
single Certificate will be sent by mail
postpaid upon receipt of Is ecu Is, five for :
eleven for 50, thirty three and elegant premi-
um for So, sixty six and more valuable pre-
MUM fJi sic, hundred and most superb
Watch for SI5. To Agents OF those wishing
employment this is a rare opportunity. 1t is
legitimatey conducted business, duly author
ized by the Government, and open to the nest
careful scrutiny Try us! ,i .Isttr
Address, J. HIuKLING & Co.,
43 3n. 149 Broadway-Near P O..
ft-..
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7"a HCOSTAR,S,s
Preparation of
| Bitter Sweet & Orange Blossoms

For Identifying the Complexion.
Used to Soften and Beautify the Skin, re-
move Freckles, Plmpies, Eruptiens, &c.
Ladies are now using it in preference to al
others.
as Bottles, 81
Iss- Sold by all Druggists everywhere. r
And by HENRY K. COSTAK, Depot asa
Broadway, N. Y, and by o. R. Bacon d Co.,
and L. & J. Robinson, Manitowoc, Wis.
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THROAT Affections

Are more frequently than otherwise caused by
thick. Shiny mucous, falling firm the
head, especially during the night
and resulting from Catarrh,
and are cured by
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The young married people who thought
they could i've on love find there is some
virtue in baked meats. For taking the
romance ont Of young folks, marriage is
as bad as law suit
Why is a plum pudding IKE ayictim
to cannibals? Because it is stoned and
battered, then tied up, and afterward cut
in pieces and devoured
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A young dead head the other day ask
ed the doorkeeper of the Panorama
of Bunyan's Pilgrims progress If BUR
van was in. The doorkeeper would not
Ter hinn pass as he could not find his
name on the free list. ----..
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A lady went, the ether day. into dry
goods tore, and while examining some
ar icles another Ii ~ el red in 81 arch of
ldon' blush, ladies' some uadcess nausia
Not wishing to use his simple term, with
several indistinctly audible and dinlinu-
tive hens, she said to the attentive clerk
Have you any Dtas!in thot is nj up in
tie alorRing2'' ssag
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On the popular one price plan, giving every
patron handsome and valuable watch for the
low price of Ten Dollars Without regard to
value, and not TO be paid for unless perfectly
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's!Vhy do you not admire my daugh-
ter asked proud mother Of a gentle
man. Because he replied, am no
judge of paintings ';But, surely re-
piled the lady. not in the least discon
certed by this rude reflection, you ne
yer saw an angel that was not painted"
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A Frenchman one day made his APP
pearance at lawyers office and told a
clerk in waiting that he wanted to look at
a shall; "a shall; oh, a viii you mean. .
Eth, bien, it is all the same ; a will or a
shall"
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Some men have no right to perform
great deeds or think high thoughts; and
when they do so it is kind OF humbug.
They had better keep within their own
propriety.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1867-04-04

Mr.. Samuel Morley is adopting an ex-
tenslye system OF pensions in his manu-
factory at Nottingham England To
large number Of aged framework knitters
who are past work he has promised seven
shiliings and siX-penee per week until
their death to others who were better
circunfstanced he made doI,stion of FIVE
pounds. ---
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1867-04-04

Nature sometimes displ avs little ten.
derness for our vanity. but is never care
full for our pride. Snc Is Wiling mat we
should look foolish lii the eyes Of others,
bus keeps our little nonse nsicalne sses
from ourselves. e 6f