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Monday, 7th of October.

Monday, 7th OF Uctober.
a full corps of Teachers has been provided,
and every effort will be made to retain the patron
ago the College has enjoyed for years.
The rates of Tuition and Boarding have been
reduced so as to correspond with the circum-
stances of our people.
Boarding can be had at Sl2 month in curren-
cy exclusive of washing and wood.
TUITION IN CURRENCY.
Academic Department, pe7 session Of FIVE
MONTHS Sl5 w
Collegiate Department, 20 90,
EXTRAS.
Music, Piano, per session five months, s24 90
ITso of &c 90
Painting, 10 90
Work, /" 10 90
Drawing, '' Z" (" % 10
Latin. French and Vocal Music are free Of
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=p'AINTS! PAINTS!I

JUST received o very large stock Of Paints dry
.nnd IN oil White Lead Of every grade, and in any
which NE Hilt sell at very small profits.
CATERS g. WALTERS.
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Legal Advertisements.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLYN
ANDERSON DLSYRTCT

Es Parte Notice of forming . Pr
Wn Perry Co. yate Corporation.
PURSUANT TO the second section of the Act of e.
General Assembly of this State, in such case mat
and provided, entitled San Act to authorize an.
regulate the creation of Private Corporations with.
in this State" passed on the goth day Of Decembc,
1856, the undersigned give notice in behalf @
themselves and their successors, that they have o.
soeiated s themselves together for the purpose G.
forming Private Corporation, to be known anc
9eslgnaled nS under the name and style of WM PER
M ~: co That the objects of the said Corpora
LION IS or manufacturing goods from fbrous sub
stances, stances a at the pe1letoa Factory, on Three an
lSenly 1 Mile Creek in the District and State aforc
said: That the capital stock of the said corporatio
shall be Fifty Thousand Dollars; that VIM. PER-;
is to contribute the sum of twenty-seven thousan
ivc hundred dollars, James W. Crawford. ten tho.
sand dollars, A. ]. Clinkscales, seven thousan
FIVE hundred dollars, End L. c. CInkscalos 6y.
thousand dollars that the said Corporation ;s t
continue for the term of twenty-five years.
Wal PERRY,
J. w. CRAWFORD.
A. ]. CLINKSCALES,
l.. C. CLINKSCALES.
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OlILS! Oils I!

Thesbcst quality of zLinseads and Train Oil. at
prices that we feel assured will at least warrant
them:ins need of such articles to give call.
Also, Spirits Turpentne, and every other article in
this line. - CATERS & WALTERS.
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THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
ANDERSON DISTRICT.
In tie Court of Common Pleas.
attachment.
A. W. Richardson.

WHEREAS, the Plaintiff did, on the fourth day
of April, Ammo Domini eighteen hundred and sixty
seven, file his declaration against the Defendant,
who (as it is said) is absent from and without the
limits of this State and has neither wife attor
ney known within the same, upon whom copy Of
the said declaration might be served 1t is there
fore ordered, that the said Defendant do appear
and plead to the said declaration, or before tho
fifth day of April, whioh will be in the year of our
Lord, one thousand eight hundred and sixty-eight;
otherwise final and absolute judgment will then bo
given and awarded against him.
JOHN W. DANIELS, cc.p.
Clerks Office, April 16, 1867. A 1am1y.
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Latin, French and Vocal Music are free Of
charge.
Young ladies are recommended to adopt the
UNIFORM DRESS prescribed by the Board, viz ::
Ozark Calico for school, and blue Worsted for
church, with straw hats trimmed with blue"
No correspondence allowed with young men.
Parents are requested not to give permission to
violate this rule.
For further information address
]. l. BONNER, President.
Sept a, 1867 IL
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THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
5WDFPSON DISTRICT

Personally-appeared VIM. Perry, President Ct
the Corporation known as WM PERRY & CO., an;
made oath in due form of law, that the capitai
stock of the corporation is fifty thousand dollars
consisting of the Pendleton Factory Building
Mills, Machinery, and the tractNof land whereof
the same is situated, containing four hundred am
twelve acres, more or less, with all appurtcnanccs
thereto: that the value thereof is fortyfve thou
sand dollars, and that the sum of five thousand
dollars cash in currency is actually paid in, owne'
and to be employed by said corporation.
Sworn to and subscribed the 10th day of Angus.
before me, WM. PERRY.
j. NJ BROWN, n. P, "A. D. President.
Filed August 18th. 1867.
JOHN W. DANIELS, c.cP.
Sept. IL, 1867. 13-2m
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
IN EQUITE-ANDES ON.

IN EQUITY-ANDES ON.
Mrs. Eliza A. Lorton, Admrx,
Miller, i Ella i Iorton, sl al. Equity.
BY virtue of dccretal order of the court of
Equity to me directed, it is ordered that the De-
fcndants, John B. Sitton, Henry c. Miller, Elijah
league and Dorithy McAIurtry, and all and singu-
lar the other creditors Of John 5. Lorton intest-
ate, of the complainant, Mrs. Eliza A. Lorton, do
come in aud establish their demands against the
ntestate before me, within three months after the
publication of this notice.
And also, that the Defendants, Elijah league
and Dorthy McAIurtry, do forthwith desist from
the further prosecution of their suits at law, re-
ferred to in the Bill; and that the said John B.
Siton and Henry c. Miller and all other creditors
of the said Intestatc, be and they are hereby en-
joined from suing on their demands elsewhere, un-
til the further order of this court.
1t is also ordered that the complainant do &c
count before the Commissioner for the administra-
ion of the estate of her Intcstae, -and deliyerto
the Commissioner, by the first Of January next all
monicd securities of the Estate.
W. w. HUMPHREYS, c.E.A.p.
Commissioners Office,
Anderson, August I, 1867. s-Smo.
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THE DUE WEST
FEMALE COLLEGE.

THE Winter Session in this Institution will
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Bradleys and best style HOOP sKIRTs-he Empre
Trail Fashion Trail Popular Trail Duplex Elliptic &C. Also large lot OF 10
Hoop Skirts.
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CATERS 6 WALTERS.
FANCY @@@NS

OF every description in our lne-such as Soaps,
Perfumery. Brushes, Combs Extracts, Prcpara-
tions forthe Hair, Teeth and Complexion lin short,
everything necessary to the Toilet. We have given
this.depsrtment particular attention. and re hope
the Indies 8ill encourage-o our efforts to keep good
assortment of the articles above mentioned.
-s.- s CATERS g. WALTERS
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gonssu.mlpti tives:s;... s;

The: Rev dward AZ Wilson: will send (free Of
charge u All who desire II, the prescription. with
she:diFeotions for making and using the simple PIE
!. ysasd heswas cured of e lung ahee1ios'
and that dread disease consumption His only
object tG benefit the afflicted, and he hopes every
sufferer Win try this prescription, asit will cost @
-t6sm not hing and may Prove blessing. Please
address saI REV: EDWARD a. WILSON, -
No. 1s5south Second ST. Williamsburg n. Y -.
Sept.s1s 1857.ssss $50 Il Z
Information...
Information antssd to produce luxuriant It
growth of hair upona bald head or beardless face
also q recipe remosalsof Pimpes, Blotches,
rupsioas; onsthe skim leaving the same soft,
clear; beautiful can; obtained without
), schsige dressing .:;ss7ss
THos F. CHAPMAN, cnEaIIsT, Is. !,
-;.:sss5 s2a broadway, New York.
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aTuforjnI1]LaItiOn. Is
ERRORS ) OF YOUTH.

ssA Gent tleman who suffered for years from Ner-
NSns Premature Decay ,and alt the effects
pR y0dl6 inaiscretion, will, for the-sake of suf-
sefsng humanity. send freeto all who need it, the
recipe and direct for making the simple RENE
(Which heswas cnred. Sufferers wishing to
e ertiser's experience, can do SO by
addressing in perfect confidence,
John B. OGDEN,
42 Cedar Street, New York.
~ - June &; 1867 ..;.s45:s1 &. 3es.z-=..
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nP Every patron obtains Watch by this ar
rangement, costing but $40, while it may be worth
$1,000 No partially shown. ~ssa
We wish to immediately dispose Of the above
magnificent stock Certificates, naming the arti-
ticles- are placed in scaled envelopes, and we'll
mixed Holders are entitled to the articles named
on their certificate upon payment of Ten Dollars,
whether it be Watch worth $1,000 or one worth
less. The return of any of our certificates entities
you to the article named thereon upon payment, ir-
respective of its worth, and as no article valued
less than Sl0is named on any certificate, 1T will
at once be seen that this is
No Lottery, but a straight for,card legtti-
mate transaction, echich may be pafticipo-
ted IN euen By. the most tJastidaous e
single certificate will be sent by mail, post
paid, upon receipt % cts, five for 81; eleven for
50, thrty-three and elegant premium for s., six
ty.six and more valuable premium for $40, one
hundred and most superb Watch for Sl5. To
Agents, or those wishing employment, this is q
rare opportunity. tits q legitimatcy conducted
business, duly authorized by the Government, 'and
open to the most careful-scrutiny. Try
Wright, Bro. & Co.. Importers,
<: ea2setSas - $ .:l61sBroadway, New York.
Oct2, 1867 16 6m Z
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Assignee s Notice.

IsHAM W. TAYLOR. having made an assignment
to tho undersigned for the benefit of certain pre-
ferrc creditors notice is hereby given to all per-
sons indebted to him, by Note or Account, TO make
payment to myself, or A. T. Broyles, ESQ.,, with
whom the same have been deposited for collection.
JAMES II. 3IcFALL, Assignee -
Feb Ia, 1867 IS =
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in EQUITY,
Richland District.
BILL TO FoREcLosE MoRTGAGE.
Charles NJ. Furman, Trustee,

Charles NJ. Furman, Trustee,
The Gresnyille and Columbia in Creditors
IN pursuance of the Dccretal Order in the above
stated casc .The Creditors of the Greenvile and
Columbia Rail Road Company holding Bonds and
Coupons covered by the Mortgage bearing date
the 18th january, 1854, and referred to in the
pleaJings, and all Creditors having any interest
under said Mortgage" ere hereby required to pre-
sent and prove their demands before me at my
Office in Columbia, on or before the first day Of
January next or they will be excluded from all
benefit of the Decree to be rendered in this case.
Those who choose to conc in as parties Complain
ant are allowed to do so, and those who wish to do
so may come in as Defendants.
D. 3. DESAUSSURE, oE.hD.
Columbia, s. c., June 25, 1867. 3-sm
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lLiscellaneou Advertise sements

100 Solid Gold Hunting Watches, $3.50 to 81, 900
100 Magic Cased Gold Watches, 200 to 500
100 Ladies' Watches, Ennmeled, 100 to SO0
200 Gold Hunting Chron' ter Wa'hes,25O to S0o
20OGold Hunting English Levers, s2OOfo : 250
800 Gold Hunting Duplex watches, 100 to 2OO
{. 500 Gold Hunting Am'can g 100 to 10Y
Z 500 Silver Hunting Levers, :" 80 to 100.
500 Silver Hunting Duplcxes, rs to $50;
506. Gold Ladies Watches. ...,. so to $50
1000 Gold Hunting Lepines, 81 TO = 15.
1000 Miscellaneous Silver Watches, SO to 100
$500 Hunting silver Watches, 25 to oUi
5000 Assorted Matches, all kinds, 1O to 20
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CLOTHING AND CLOTH DEPARTMENT.

Cloth Pants Vest Cashmere Coats Pants and Vest Sne5 Goats
Tweed Coats
all Beaver Tweed jeans eot Union
Solf Flannel for mems Shirts &c
full stock every quality.
of all and qualities for ladies' gents Misses and
prices. Come and see -
complete Shoe Findings such French Calf Skins Skins Hem
Shoe Thread Nails Rivet Avis
and Ians Tasps Hammers Bistes, Measure Straps Knives
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-27
A Cure for Hydrophobia.

We find the following going the rounds of
our exchanges, and give it for what it is
worth:
The effects resulting from the bite of
rabid animal are so inconceivably heartrend-
ing that the writer deems it but an act of
justice to make the suboined remedy pub
lic, for the benefit of the unfortunate here
after. Within the past two weeks there
have been two cases of hydrophobia of the
most distressing character-one in PhiIadel-
phia aud one in New Jersey, and daily re-
ports are made in the newspapers of various
cases of hydrophobia. Everybody, there
fore, should procure and preserve copy of
the following cure, to use in case of emergency.
William Hoffner, Esq, of Passayunk the
gentleman from whom the writer obtained
this invaluable recei pit, says that he las
known several instances of men and animals
who have been bitten in the severest man
ner by mad dogs, but who having taken this
remedy, never experienced any effect what
ever of the disease.
Take of the root of elecampane one
ounce and half, cut it fine, then boil it in
one pint OF new milk down to half pint
take this three mornings, fasting, and eat
no food until four o clock in the afternoon.
1t should be taken every other morning
the last two doses must weigh two ounces
each. This remedy will have the desired
effect if taken, amy, time within twenty
four hours after the accident.
The press generally, by giving the above
receipt a conspicuous insertion, will advance
the cause of humanity.
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inexperienced youth. There is the man who
claims my affection and shares my home :;
there siny father. For yonder selfish wretch,
| know him not. The best years of his life
have been spent In lawless freedom from So
cial ties Let him seek elsewhere for the
companions of his decrepitude, nor dare in
suit the ashes of my angel mother by now
claiming the duties of kindred from her de-
serted children"
She drew her veil hastily around her as she
spoke, and moved, as if wishing to withdraw.
Gentlemen, said Burr, ''I have no
more to say. The words of the law are ex-
pressed in the book before you; the word of
truth you have heard from woman's pure
lips; it is for you to decide according to the
requisition of nature and the DEGREES of jus
tice.
| need not say that our decision was in IA
vor of the defendant. aud the plaintiff went
forth followed by the contempt of every hon
orable man who was present at the trial.
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A VIRGINIA RIP VAN WINKLE.-The
Lynchburg (Va.) Republican, says that "a
Federal officer belonging to the garrison Of
this place was met few days ago while ri
ding about the suburbs, by rusty looking
specimen, who came forward and offered to
surrender The officer asked HIM if he
had killed anybody, or done any mischief of
any kind. The specimen said he had de
serted the Confederate. army in 1864, but
had heard of Gen. Lee 5 amnesty proclama-
ton while hiding about in the mountains,
and had come forward to give himself up.
and be returned to service. Great surprise
and CONSERVATION seized upon the specimen
when he learned that there was now no
Southern army. no Southern cause. and that
all the Battle-fags had been folded and put
aside The specimen was treated to dose
of amnesty oath and pair of blue breeches,
and went on his way rejoicing to North Car
olina, in which district was his home when
he left it six years ago.
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Select 2oetrg.
OUR CHILDHOOD.

It's sad-yet sweet-to listen
To the soft winds gentle swell,
And think we hear the music
, Our childhood knows so well;
To gaze out on the even,
And the boundless fields of air,
And feel again our boyish wish
To roam like angels there!
There are many dreams of gladaess
That cling around the past
And from the tomb of feeling
. Old thoughts come thronging fast
The forms we loved so dearly,
In the happy days now gone,
The, beautiful and lovely,
So fair to look upon.
Those bright and lovely Ia aidens
Who seemed so formed for bliss,
Too glorious and too heavenly
For such world as this
Whose soft dark eyes seemed swimming
In a sea Of liquid light,
And whose locks of gold were streaming
Der broWs so sunny bright
Whose smiles we're like the sunshine
In the springtime of the year
Like the changeful CLEANS of April
They followed every tear,
Like the bright buds of summer
They have fallen from the stem
Yet oh it is lovely death
To fade from earth like them.
And yet-the thought is saddening
To muse on such rs they
And feel that all the beautiful
Are passing fast away.
That the fair ones whom we love
Grow 10 each loving breast,
Like The tendrils of each clinging vine,
Then perish where they rest
Ard can we help but think of these
In the soft and gentle spring,
When the trees are waving 'er US,
And the flowers are bloSsoming?
For We know that winters coming,
With its co and stormy sky
And the glorious beauty round US,
Is blooming but TO die
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FREDERICK LEITZINGER Manufacturer O
l. ii kinds of Stone-ware. Clearfeld. Pa. Or
ders solicited--wholesale or retail Jan. |. 1856
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! II +. NAUGLE, Watch and Clock Maker and
IL. dealer in Watches, Jewery, &c. Room in
Graham s row, Market street Nov. 10.
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IRWIN BROTHERS, Dealers in Square Sawed
i Lumber, Dry Goods, Groceries, Flour, Grain,
4, &c, Burnside Pa, Sept. %, 1868.
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OlCHARD MoSSoP, Dealer in Foreign and Do
II \, IN srz,
liquors &C. Room, on Market street, a few doors
west OF Journak O&es, Clearfield. Pa. Apr27
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a Nicer Sells the Cops.

Our Copperhead friends are always bera
ting the '.'niggers,, as an inferior race, but
they are occasionally taught lesson waich
looks as il they can be easily duped by this
inferior race. Recently a Spanish Gentle
man, from South Carolina, appeared in
Lebanon and was engaged to lecture against
the Freedmen's Bureau. He was an ardent
adlhirer of Andrew johnson, hated the Rad
icals and denounced Congress. The Cops
were in ecstacies. They feasted the Don,
took him into their families, fed him at
their tables, and he was such "a love of a
man. that he formed matrimonial engage
ment with one of the fair daughters who
was so Coppery. that she liked men of that
color He went to Reading, to lecture to
the Cops of 'Alt Barks,' but was sent for
by the Police of Lebanon, who charged him
with swindling his affiancea out of SOFAS
well as playing false to her Desdemona- like
love He was taken back to Lebanon, when
it was discovered that he was genuine
American citizen of African descent, who
had shaved the wool from his head, put on
q wig of straight black hair, and transform
ed himself into gentleman Copperhead
lecturer. The joke was a good one. and
shows that, in this case, the 'gemman OBJ
color very efFectualy sold his Copperhead
friends IF the natural deficiencies in the
races are so marked, why did they not discoy-
er the difference while at the table with him?
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IT BUCHER SWoOPE, Attorney at Law Clear
IL. field, Pa. Of;cs in Graham s Row, four doc 1
west OF Graham IL Boynton's store Nov 10.
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Business 1irssturu.

sNALTER BARRETT, Attorney at Law, Clear:
w field, Pa. May I3. 1868.
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SoUTH CARoHNA.-Saysa a Charleston
letter: Within the last few months change
has been felt, and hope, which fingered still
and struggled on through two years ct al
most inevitable ruin, has yielded Desron-
dency everywhere prevails Hitherto there
was a hope that the Presidents policy OF
reconstruction would prevail; and now, with
the failure of that possibility, the over
strained spirit is broken. General confisca,,
tion is now expected; and the energy and
industry which have been struggling in the
vague light of possibilities are now para
lyzed Meetings have been called in sever
al of the districts TO devise come measures
to avert the ruin that is felt to be imminent.
In Newberry a meeting has advised the
Governor to call an extra session of the Leg
islature in order to order convention, EN-
powered to act in the emergency and save
the debtors from ruin
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VOL. l3.--NO. 29.
r. A G L E Fl OF e L,
CURwFNsyJtIE prNS,.

Lew is W, TEN EYCK, PROPRIETOR
Havins leased and reftted the above hotel, he
Is Is now ready to accommodate the travelling pub
iIo HIS bar contains the choicest brsnds of lio-
uoTs; he solieits share Of public patronage
July llth, 1866
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M ERRELL BIGLER, Dealers in Hardware
vi and manufacturers of Tin and Sheet-iron
Vare. Second Street, Clearfield. Pa. June i66.
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Tho Wrong sido OF tho Stream.
From Bti9rdria.l

Ali don't you remember. sweet Amy. the taking,
You cansod dt wn at Si,verialc Nallf
How mon wero all vifl TO attend you In walking,
Or 10 carry your suuB BhAdo or shnHlf
You laughed and you fErted, and werc 30 provoking,
Fo,' you rcigned like despot supron.oi
And issued your cdcts-part oarneat part joking
From your homo by tho Bido Of tho strcsm.
Thcn you hld your fayori.e6 can't hclp confessins
Thon you treatol us all nB your slaves-
Ono moment were angry, tho next 1ero caressing,
Moro cspncious than 9ind-driyen warcs.
Twas then Charlie Lincoln and woro both vylng
To be frst in your love and esteem,
Whilnt swiftly tho rusv young hours wcro flying
At your court by tho silo OF tho slranm.
Thus Il oflcn occurred In thai bright sunay weather
That we both were ensnnrud by your wilea;
You gnvo one . flower. another o featlIor,
whilst you gln1dcpcd uB both with your srni1cs,
At last como tmo OF most exquisite ruplure-
How ehort did that afternoon seom
Az rosy lips pouted. made my lrst capture,
When met you alone by tho stream.
Alone, did ssyf Charlie Lincoln lad seen us;
That no had conld tell by his look;
What niaitorf With oaiors and hurdles botweon US,
with . thick tangled hedge and-a brook.
TWINS all ono TO mo- for he could not come over;
30 lo bowed In . manuor supreme.
And ousod tho lot tlat had cast mo in clover
With himself on the wrong Bido Of the stream.
How tendor and truo wero tho,o words softly spoken
How loyoly tho light in your eyesI
How earnest thoee pledges, moor meant to bo broken
Those whispers that melted to aighsi
No longer moro fnucy-my fato was decided;
No phantom or Airy.liko dream;
blessed tho good luck that my rival had guided
Thus TO walk tho wrong sIde OF tho stroam.