The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1867-09-21
VARIETY.

Pleasant husbandry destroying the weeds OF
awHiOw by marrying her.
A Lldy wrote with diamoudo on pane Of ghls-
% Man was nc fir-t uriste upright, but he
To which an impertinent gcutleman added .
:. Most surely had continued So but She
When YOUR wife j. silent. hold the baby for her
Perhaps Il IL much -he can do u bDld her
tongue.
What particular facilities had the ancient Esyp-
tians E,r the manufacture vt KOssuth hats? Dark
that was felt
josh Billings says - Marrying for love may be
n little risky. bat IL IL hOuest that God can {
but smile at it.
Are Ian.lIords who raise the rent OF storerOoms
% be clas-cd among shoplifters2
This. last instance Of communication with spIr-
its through medium. Il that of gentleman. lately
decr4,se, who sent word % his wife, Il now be-
heee. Please send me my thin clothes
ssOt (said sydney Smithy accuse n man Of being
n = ,cinian. and IL i all over with him, for the
country gentlemen AL think it has something to
d. with poaehing.'
We suppose everybody has heard Of the Irish
nan who said .. The most eloquent feature IN a
Digs face was it, tall
In s1,ne Parish churches It i the custom to
separate the men from the women. clergyman
being interrupted with lOud talking, stopped
short when a woman cage. for the honor of her
ser, arose and said, - Your reverence, II ~ not
among Us" - 81 much the better" he replied,
- it viii be the sooner over then"
S,uthev says. in one of his letters - have
told YOU Of the SIaniard who always put on his
speetacle- when he ate cherries that they might
look the larger and more tempting. In like man
ner. ! make the most Of EIy enyCyInent-. and
though I cannot east my cares away, yet pack
them in little COMPASS n possible, and carry
them ~ conveniently a. I can for myself, AMI
never let them annoy Others.
a German bishop, who was al-o n temporary
er.zf IN
repruaehed by hi- coufe-sor for the practice Of n
vice 80 peculiarly di-Sraeeful { ecclesiastical
charIcter. The preiate, however, excused himself
BY saying that be -wOre Like n prince, and not
like n Slsh0p. .. That mny be very true. replied
the eonfc--or, - bat when the prince gDes u the
devil for swearing. what will become Of ths
bishop
A writer -ay. that in Paris they MT only turn
water into wine. hut -ea-slogs in turbot, gre-e
into phea-ant- and turniI- into pine aPpie-- NJ
one can tcIl what be eats in Parrs-
Give me- nv money exriaimel Milne.
CaprriI an eminent f5rtHne teller, who had
po-sd her honest 5tin- IN the hank.
Banker Bsrker-Why did yDu not apply for
your money last week.
Mime. Crprrll-I;ecause Z did not know your
hank would iail.
Banker B,rker-Then you etn't De much oT
Brtune teller.
THE FsMfLY NEwsFtFR.-Dr. Franklin
marks that a man often gets twD dollars fr
the one he spcnsis IN informing hi- mind. n be
Dies tor dollar b. hays out ~ any other Wuy.
A nam eats - pYund a sugar anil u j. gone, md
the plnssfre TINT b. bn- enYyyci crst-si- but TIE
nElrtnatl,u he gcu- from newspaper = treasured
up % De- eurtye,l anew AMI O. D. u-s'i when 0r-
cp-ion or Inclination oilI fpr it. \ newspaper -
MT the wisdom 81 one NOR two mrn. % j. the
Wisdom ~ the age. and % the Inzt ages to-. \
family wtthput n urw-Tap~r D. always "a yenr be-
bind the times ~ general fniIrunatipn he-~- they
think much npr hnd much o. talk about.
And then thcre thr littI~ one- growing MP
without any TASTE Tor rs1tding- Who, then. wpuli
b. without n nsW-TaTsr r-and whp wOuh rrti
ous reqinriy witipat paying f'r rtf
Wss P,rL EvuH M,EErEBf-Gn rrf~rrin. T. th~
ansrir- ~ thi- time az t,ter Ieri.d. h. (PtuJ
snys MT only that b. exercised hi- power hy
commission ir1n, the high prs-t. but al-o that
when tls hdl1w~rs - Christ were Pot ~ drnth. he
gtvr hi- vote 1rtin-t tlrut. H. epuhl ouiy have
gwen hus vote one ~ tho s1nhe'lrim anil %
uly rsai-uutbly hs. slahtrI whether the very i'm
pprttnt -r,u1u1t-4rln wbtrh hs -ttfsesluentiy -
crivel. when hs went - D1maasrfs. Wuuti fatss
been ntru-t-i % any one vbp WE ngt . tasuih~r
0f that n Hlv=hfs tutrIalurffpn into With fnirtf
b. materially pr,m,te'l ~ th~ t,r, that t.nmalel
wha=c ftgpFite pupd b. se~us - have been. wn-
ita President Out 81 this uri-rs m important
consideration that - b. parent was epusIi-
tuIu ~ plfuisttJn q, Tint assembly bssnuse ttse
whoa- bsnrts -,ft~nsd iy Tat~rual reLtttprrz
verr supposed % b. more human. more inclined
o. merry than others. tsraplss. nnrpnx Tho Isgs-
~ was accounted scarcely rspat'bls fpr faan -
rrn1in unmarried after eighfeeu vstrs ~ ne.
anil mnrrinx'- ip sruerni we're very e,rIy. if.
thsrriIrr. -tul Lshnged - Tho @tpisslrif.. tir@
probability - that be- Wa- "a this time married.
and thr father "a Esnlily. Bot. ~ ~. " wYuti
-rrm that be- wife mi ebild. ehibirsu did MT
l1pg survive. fgr oth@rsiss u - ssarreiy tssibie
bot s,ms aiusipp 10 them would Dc rYunl IN the
Episte-. and u 10 elrnr that. n b. ever had q
wfe, sas wa# living When h. wrote The First
Epiatls O. tho Corinthians. us.-E,vg