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Wilmington Market.

WILMINGTON, November IL -TURPENTISE--AL,ll- att
walls to-day have been moderate and the marke. rus
steady Sales 6S7 bbs at SO GO for virgin anu seno"
dip, and 81 90 for hard, per $50 Tbs. ,,u
SPIRITS IuRPENTINE.-Market quiet Sales OF only
bbs at 5Oc and Is do at 5lc and 10 do at SIC per
RosINSaes of 257 bDls at 81 Go for No 2 80 10 or
No l, and 81 for Pale.
TAR-72 bbls changed harus at 50 70 per Dbl.
CoTToN-Sales of 81 bales a16c for low mddling
l61ac for middling, and 17c for strict Dliddling.
TBER-Three rats sold at IS for ordinary, and Sll
II so for prime mill
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triloouism by few hours practice, making world OF
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Augusta Market.

Augusta. November 11-GoLD-Brokers are buying
at 1SS and selling at 140.
sIIvER-Brokers are buying at 1So. and selling at
1s2.
mand on basis OF l6c ior New York Middhngs, at
which price considerable sold. Later in the day
Liverpool adyices strengthened the views OF holders
but buyers would not pay any advance and the market
closed very frm but without quotable change Total
sales Of the day 500 bales; receipts 533 bales
WHEAr-Red at 50 so q 80; white at So 8 80.
BACoN-Shoulders l5h Ice; Sides 17Hc, Il
Sides IShc; Sides ISkc and canvased Hams % 25c.
CoRN-White 81 35; mixed 81 25 q ! 80.
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EXPORTS.

LIvERPOOL-Per ship Ameia-1S bags Cotton, 202S
bales Upla1 d Cotton, 556 bbls Rosn, terces and
Dbl Beeswax.
BREMEN-Per Bremen bark Harzburg-ls99 bales Up
land Cotton.
NEW YORK-Per steamship James Adger-12 bags Sea
Island Cotton S72 bales Upland Cotton, ia uerces
Rice 1876 bales Domestlcs IL bales Yarn, 8 bales
Moss, Is bales Rags, 30 bundles Paper, 4 PACKAGES.
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THE HERALD

is PUBLISHED WEEKLY AT NEwBEFRY c. H.. Al
l. 81 per annum, and, having large Circulation
through all the upper and lower Districts of the Stale,
,nords great advantages to advertisers.
Rates for advertising very rcasonabefor which apply
10 our Agent. MIR L. p. SLIDER, nj The Mills House.
.fII0S. l. =. Ii. GRENEKER.
November ksHsafa a'id ProprleiorS
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Baltimore Market.

BALTIMORE November 9-CoFFEE-We have only
TO r.port to-day sales of 400 bags Rio at tic gold Mar
nay Rio 12h lac; fair Is l51lc; good 16 16hc;
prime II 17Nc; choice TX TIC; Laguayra II lsc;
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rne Cnar,es,on cotton Market.

The CHurIestoH OottVH H1t'h Kot'
OFFICE OF THE CHARLESTON DAILY NEWS,
CHARLESTON. Tuesday Evening, November H. 1867.
With good disposition on the part of factors to se
and an active demand from purchasers the transactions
of the day amounted to about 1900 bales including about
45a bales sold the evening before the operations being
generally at about the rates Of the day previous say SO at
1ex, 21s at 16 1853 at 16. 80 at 1e 4o6 at H. sc at
17H at 49, 10 1s and the following the evening be-
fore Is at 6 at 1891 21o at IT, 10 at 17 40 at Tx,
and 1856 at 17hc. Wo quote
LIVERPOOL CLASSIFICATION
Low Middhng..- ..................'..'io, ,sS9Io"
m1oonng. '''''.-'
Strict Middling. ..HH@-
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Atlanta Market,

ATLANTA, November 9.-Tne receipts OF Cotton were
light although fair, considering the day and the
weather The number reported Is about o0 oaes wncn
were readily taken at Yesterdays quotatons-13H to
1870 (the outside figures for choice) for middhng.
Tho sbinnents TODAY hive BEEN 250
I-.ar,orsi,, ...........28 891
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NOTICE.

OFFICE OF THE CHIEF OF PoLICE,)
CHARLESTON, s. c., May 4, 1867
rNBE REGULAR INSPECTION OF THE LOTS AMI
Enclosures, vaults, &C., will commence on Monda
ner Ct inst Owners and occupants hereby require
10 see that their premises in good condition and that
IL; filth and garbage is removed required by Ordi.
nance. Other inspections will follow.
Bv order Of Mayor GA1LARD.
C. B. SIGWALD.
CbIof or Police
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CHERAW ADVERTISER,

devoted TO LITERATURE, SCIENCE, ART,
IL AGRICULTURE aud MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
Cheraw S. C.. Published weekly, by POWELL X
WORLEY.
TERMS SUBSCRIPTIONS
One copy year. W
RATES ADVERTISING
One Square, ten lines or less, nsertion... Isl on
For each subsequent insertion. ............. 70
All Advertisements to be distinctly marked or they
will be published until ordered out and charged accord
ingly
raj deduction on the above rates Will be made
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Cons1.nees per south Carolina Railroad
November 12.

cot.io and Snndries To Willis & Chsom, L Rod
gers /. Co, Railroad Agent, g Walter GO, g VIZ,
iams co. Hunt Bros Jennings CO. - oeners g Gnots
. onackenbush, J Armstrong, W Courtney & CO, .
n Ayeri Son, Z wiss co, Graeser, Lee, sm,sn a
Co. Baggett Co. Wtte. Smtn, I,oaSaIn, AdaMs'
" q Bee & Co. M Goldsmith l. Son. Robson, ems
dim Bros Kanapaux Lanneau. Mantoue GO, sam, aa
mann Johnston, Crews Co. 7 Stoney CAio~eii S,
e Sons. I W Mikel, L NJ Aver & Co. Dukes Co.
bowling, z Davis Rev 7 Winker. Won Dohen,
Cohen, Hanckel Co. o Reeder, A Salinas utsey
Kenyon Burke & Son. Pritchett, MARSHALL 'r' "a
Robinson & Co.
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COMMERCIAL.
Import!

Imports.
LIYERPOOL-Per British bark Tecumseh-5614 sacks
Salt, BOG tons Coal, to Ravenel l. Co.
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Consignees per Northeastern kafiroad'
November 12.
1a5 bales Cotton, Mdze, &C. To Graeser Lee Smith
Co Williams Co, Baggett & Co, Adams, Frost 20;
Mowry l. Co, screven & Nisbet, Ravenel Co. Cadwen
& Son. F Sawyer, and Order
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TuE oR.yCERURG NEWS.

nuBL1sHED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, Al
Orangeburg S. c. Terms 50 per annum, in ad
vance. 49, -, =. 4. .
o,,Snre1Ra News will be circulated for the benefit O
our advertising patrons
Contract Advertisements inserted on the most liberal
.a Address SAMUEL DIBBLE,
'o'N-'' Editor Orangeburg News
rohruarv Ok Orangeburg, S
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NOTICE TO AUCTIONEERs,
nIry rpEAcIrIY q Ell

OCTOBER 2, 1867
A Ill AUCTION LICENSES EXPIRED BY ORD
n NANCE on 30th September Renewals will h
granted on application at this office If made during Tins
Month. 5. THOMAS, Clty treasurer.
October
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New OrIenns Market.

New Orleans Market.
NEW ORLEANS. November 7-CoTroN.-The market
opened this morning with fair inquiry at yesterdays
figures but there only limited supply Offering and
factors stringent in their preensions, predi
eating their enhanced views the favorable tenor Of
the Liverpool accounts Any tendency to fuller prices
however was neutralized by the difficulty of passing
foreign exchange as we'll as increased weakness in rates
Inder these circumstances the sales were confined to
1900 bales, half of which was taken by party.
We continue to quote Ordinary nominal Good Ord
nary at l6 a 16%, Low Middling al II 17h and Mid
diinp at ISa-c. Some authorities put Good Ordinary
ar 16H and Low Middling Tx u 17h.
STATEMENT OF COTTON.
Stock on hand 1st September 1867. baes-15,25G
Arrived to-day. ''''' sooo
A.; ed previously 50 06O-54,9 $40
7o,1c6
Cleared previously.
,, o,a ~, sb;nhoa,d 34,14i
be eynorts include 1894 bales for Liverpool and 2l6S
for Havre.
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Nashville Market.

NASHVILLE, November 9.-CoTToN.-The market
has exhibited unusual activity to-day, evidenced by
the large sales There is but little demand for inferior
grades and they dull the market, while the IN
oury is spirited for the higher grades The receipts To-
day have been 400 bales shipments 492 and sles sl4
as follows: at 16H; 96 at 151; at 15 15 at 10 LILO;
76 at S29 at 49, 10 at II 9l0 266 at 14 20 at 14,
and at lac.
NASHVILLE COTTON STATEMENT
Stock on hand September J. 1867 67............... 522
Receive6 TODAY .......... 400
Received previously. losl4-nS2S
Total 1ls45
Shipped to-day. ...........................' 931 -.
Shipped previously. 7SSi- 1910
stoc, nm hand TO-DAY. 1860
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Columbus Market.

COLUMBUS GA, November 10.-CorroN-The mar
ket opened Monday at 16c and remained very dull for
two days. but Thursday reaction occurred, and on
Fridayit was stiff with Northern Middlings 1870.
On yestero ay the market quiet with quotations for
Ordinary 1SI5c Northern Mlddlings 15Ac Some fine
Cottons brought 16c
The sales reported for the week have been 1897 bales
against 41 the previous one and 209l the correspond
ing week OF last year-449 by Opelka Railroad 103 by
Muscogee Railroad, 1867 by Mobile and Grand Gull
Railroad and 24TS by wagons. shipments 1908 bales
all by Muscogee Railroad.
WEEKLY STATEMENT
Stock ON hank September l. 1851 S5S
Received past week. 4SgI o
Received previously. l9o59-zs2oo
Iotal - =: :. .<1o'-
Shipped past week. eek....................... 290S .o
Shipped previously. y...................1 139S6-l6SSs
Stock on hand November 10. 10...................77
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1867-06-20
Manufacturers in Ohio.

From the Tifin Tribune we learn
that the TifTiu Woollen Mills were ia.
corporatcd on tho 23d inst, with
capital stock of one hundred thous.
and dollars. There is in that thriv-
ing town, WOODEN mill, two large
stove foundries, large agricultural
implement mandatory, wooden
ware mandatory and other institu.
tions of like nature. 1t is because of
these that the town is thriving. 1t
does not possess a single advantage
over the other country towns Of
Northern Ohio, in Iced as it has no
coal. NJ water power and but one
railroad, il is not as favorably situat-
cd as others. But the enterprise Of
its citizens moro than makes up for
the disadvantages under which it la.
bors, and the city is growing rapidly
in population and wealth.-Blade.
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The Famine in the South.


The Southern Famine Relief Com
mitteo have dispensed largely to the
destitute portions Of the South.
They call for a.d from tho christian
aud philauthropic people Of the land.
The contributions received by the
treasurer, James NJ. Brown, amount
to nearly Sl95,000, and about 225,-
600 bushels of corn have been pur.
chased and shipped to the destitute
portions Of the South and distributed
through North and South Carolina,
Georgia, Albania aud Louisiana, and
some 10000 blshols are now on hand
awaiting shipment. The evidence of
intense suffering accumulates mud du.
ring the present month, it must not
only continue but increase. Seventy.
eight counties in Georgia, twenty
seven districts in South Carolina, aud
not less than sixty OF the counties in
Alabama, have already received bread
ut the hands of the Commission.
But the people Of the samo counties
and districts must have other sup.
plies Of bread, from somo quarter, to
save them from distress and starva-
ton. In letter from Major Gener-
al Howard to the Commission, he
says:
at is a difficult task to represent
properly to our friends at the North
the actual condition Of the destitute
portion Of the Southern States, where
war, famine, aud food have succeed
ed each other in their march Of im.
provishmcnt aud desolation. | think
this is the time for the Christian peo.
pie OF this country, who have the
means to do so, to show that the con.
stancy and fortitudo so generally dis
played by them during the war we're
in no way inconsistent with the sen
timonts of Christian love. do hope
that your Commission will continue
its operations till you yourselves
shall feel satisfied that the extreme
aud unsual suffering has been reliev.
cd beyond question. Opportunities
are now afTo, ded 10 the good to do n
great work generously and nobly,
which, when done, will, l doubt not,
cement US as nation more closely in
the bonds of peace and unity that
either legislative, judicial, or execu-
tive action, though Of the wisest
character, could effect"
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Personal.

The celebrated Doctor South on au
occasion preached before the corpora
ton of tailors. He took for his text
the appropriate words-"A remnant
shall be saved"
The largest income tax payer in
Washington is Henry D. Cooke, $50,
900; w. w. Corcoran reports S35.-
900 f; Gen. Grant reports over and
above what he receives from the Gov
ernment, on which the tax is deduct
ed, 1900; Secretary Stanton, under
the same circumstances $500, and
Post Master General Randall $4,000,
Elder Joseph Boody died in New
Durham on the 18th instant, at the
advanced age Of 81 years, month.
He was born in log hut about four
rods from whore he died, and was
one of the early Freewill Baptist
preachers, having been bnptised by
the we'll known Elder Benjamin Ran
dali, He preached moro or less for
sixty. eight years.
R. NJ. Brown, the old man of Day,
ton who claimed to have lived with
out food for fifty or sixty days, under
spiritual influence, died on Thursday
at the age of "a. His death was ap-
fastened by the food which
he resumed taking a few days pre-.
vous to his dccease. The Spiritual
lists of Dayton intend procuring the
services of some prominent medium
to attend his funeral.
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The Oskaloosa Herald tells the
following amusing story ofa life long
Democrat in that vicinity who was
for years slave to drink, but for
twenty months past had been rad
ical temperance man. He was sit
ting in his Office conversing with sew
eral of his friends when the door
opened and Mr. D., a rigid old Dem
ocrat, came in. The usual compli-
ments of the day passed, when the
latter gave Hr. II. a slight nudge
and winked him out to the back door,
when cautiously peering around to
see that no one was observing them,
he drew from the deep recesses of his
pocket pint flask, which bore the
appearance Of having been several
times visited, and asked him to drink.
"No," replied H., II don't drink"
"You are a liarl" responded d.
II pledge yon my word" respond
ed H., "that l have not drank a
drop for over twenty months.'
"Is that SOP"
1T is; and | am now a member of
the Good templar Lodge in this
place."
For a moment look of blank as
tonishment came oveg 'he counte-
nance Of the old Democrat, which
gave way to one of anguish, aud he
said:
"Good Godl have you left the
Democratic party"
Mr.. II. is still strong Democrat,
but thinks the above too good to be
lost.
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poetitol.
SWEET SUMNER DAYS.


Sweet summer days have como once more
With all their wealth Of flowers,
But still the smile that once they wore
Can ne'er again be ours.
The rose, returning from decay,
Unchanged again appears,
But love that once hath passed away
Iies buried meath our tears,
And blooms no more across our way.
Through all the thronging years.
The glory Of each springing flower
Grows pale in sorrows sight,
And stars, IN grief's bedimming hour,
Themselves appear less bright.
Thon since some loss stiil marks each year,
Some sorrows msddening trace,
The summer days no more appear
with all their wonted grace,
But nature seems to drop a tear
Adovn her smiling face
o, distant summers Of tho posti
Can ye return no more,
Ger present scenes again 20 cast
The joyous light Of yorel
An, me, the friends Of other years,
The loves Of brighter days,
Have fed beyond our hopes and fears,
Our censures and our praisei
We can but shod for them the tears
That dim our longing gaze.
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NUMBER IS.

Dispatches from Paris give the cir
cumstauces Of the late attempted as.
sassinatiou and make il plain that
tho life Of the Gear and not of Napo.
Icon was intended. Tho man who
fired the bullet is Pole named Bur.
gouski. One OF the Imperial grooms
seeing a man in the crowd making q
menace, drove his horse between the
assassin aud the Emperor. The
horse was fatally wounded by the
bullet, which also wounded a woman
beyond the Imperial carriage. The
assassiau was set upon by the people
and his life saved only by the iner-
position Of the police. He says he
wished to relieve the world Of tho
Car, and mauifsrts no repentancs Of
tho act.
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hit dnS 6umor.
Woman's Best Book--iSsy. Help BY

Woman's Best Book--iSeV Help BY
--iSmiles.
Definition by our house maid-"My
Pale Companion; "the scrubbing
brush"
Why is the letter s like furnace
on battery2 1t makes hot shot.
Many Government officers arc like
some postage-stamps--they are poor
sticks.
What is the latest and sweetest
thing in bonnetsY The ladies faces,
to be sure.
Why is a person deep in thought
like soldier in campH Because he
is intent.
A bookseller In Paris, being asked
for n copy ofthe French constitution,
replied, "Sir, keep no periodicals"
Say nothing, do nothing, which
good mother would not approve, and
you are on the certain road TO happi-
ness.
Can an actor who makes half a
dozen farewell" appearances in as
many months be said to be Of a re-
firing dispositiOn2
Never invite any one to tea, "quite
in friendly way" because the infer
ence is that sometimes you ask peo-
pie in a hostile one.
An old fashioned Christmas table,
where a wide scattered family is reu-
nited, is the marriage table Of the
present and past.
An exchange says "little girls be-.
lieve in the man in the moon--big
girls believe in the man in the honey
moon" The dferance is decidedly
in favor of the "big gals"
Why is a lawyer the most ill-used
man in our social system2 Because,
though he may drive his own car
riage, he must draw the conveyauces
Of other people.
The Emperor of Germany, Sigs-
mud, being asked the surest mode Of
attaining happiness, replied, "Only
do in health what you promised to
do when you were sick"
Clubs are the weapons Of the un-
civilized. A husband is . savage
who, if his wife threatens him with
dining off cold mutton, is brute
enough to fly for protection to his
club.
A young thief, who was charged
the other day with picking pockets.
demurred to the indictment, "for that
he had never picked pockets, but had
always taken them JUS as they came"
A Parisirn robber, who wos seized
in the act Of stealing in the shop Of
tobaceouist, said, by way of excus-
ing himself, that be had never heard
Of law which forbade man to take
snuff
A Scotchman having hired himself
to a farmer, had a cheese set down
before him, that he might help him
self. After some time the naster
said to him: "Sandy you take long
time to breakfast ain troth, mas
ter said Sandy, ga cheese O. this
size isuS sac soon eaten as ye may
think"
A clergyman was ono day talking
with his landlord, a Univsrsalist, on
the personality of the Devil. A lit
tie incredulous, the gentleman re-
marked, al should like to see the
Devil" "Can't you wait9" was tho
quiet reply.
Never chew your words. Open the
mouth and let the words come out
A student once asked, "Can virchue.
fortichude, gratiehude or quiechuds,
dwell with that man who is stran-
gor to reetichude.
A fashionable clergyman Of Boa2on
was complaining to 4 married daugh-
ter. whom be was visiting, that he
was unwsll aud had lived for the two
previous weeks on water-gruel.
tPerhaps, father" said the affection.
ate daughter, asome Of il has got into
yonr sermons"
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THE ATNMIZER.

new system Of treating Lung and Chest disea :
ses, Catarrh, Asthma, Sc And all NAladies OF
the Digestive Organs by the use of the Atomizer.
The Atomizer Is an Apparatus constructed on
Scientific PRINCIPLES, which, nv n mechanical ar
rangement. either by atmospheric rressure or
steam, converts any medicine into \ fine SPRAY.
and very readily conveys N into the bronchial
Tubes or Lungs. with the Respiratory current
The medicine submitted to the Apparatus, lose
nothing OF their Chemical value, as In other pre-
paratlons, bnt are received into the Resplratory
Organs In their full medical strength. Those de-
string treatment by this method, can obtain II by
calling on DR. YINGIINo.
at his office. in the rear OF the First National
Bank, Perry Street. [sep6'66n47yI.
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A Different Case,

Greeley insists that we should not
punish defeated rebels as traitors, be
cause Great Britain in the last centu
ry did not punish vi, torious rebels as
traitors. But the "rebels" of the
Revolution lcere victorious, and there
in lies the difference.
"Treasou is ne'er successful, what's the reasonl
why, II successful, none dare call It treason"
But suppose the Revolution had
not been successful and Washington
became a prisoner, does any one sup
pose he would not have pulled hemp2
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1867-06-20

Bishop Burnet once preaching be-
fore Charles H., was much warmed
by his subject, and uttering relig-
ious truth in a very earnest manner,
with great vohemence struck his 6st
upon the desk, and cried out in
loud voice, "who dare deny thi5?'
"Faith," observed the King, in a key
not quito so loud as that Of the
preacher, nobody that Is within
the reach of that great ist of yours"
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1867-06-20

An old Scotch lady had an evening
party, where a young man was pres
ent who was about to leave for an ap-
pointment in China. As be was ex-
ceedingly extrayagant in his CONVEX
satiou about himself, the old lady
said, when he was leaving, "Tak'
gost care O. yourself when ye are
awa'--fOr mind ye, they eat puppies
in China.
The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1867-06-20

AS a magistrate Of the county Of
Surrey, England was sitting slipping
maraschino, country lad arrived
with letter which required an inn
mediate answer. The squire good
naturedly poured out glass of mar
aschiuo for tho lad, aud set about
writing a reply. Having finished the
letter, he looked up, aud was amazed
to see that the bottle had been emp
tied Turning to the boy. he ex-
claimed, "Do you not know, you imp,
that it cort me sixteen shilliugs2"
"Aud worth every penny Of it your
houor," was the reply Of the rustic.