Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-05-03
Anti. 1gnchel0r's Multiplication
Table.


Table.
We find the following floating around
aud will wager that II was cphered ont by
some gal who wants to get married, and
finds her chance Of entering the state mat.
r,monisl growing smaller by degrees and
beautifully less, until she had nearly aban
doned oil hopo, wcprint 1t, however, as
an item for male bipeds who have no "bct>
ter half to ponder over:
Twice two "smsshes' buys . box hair
pins.
Twice three "csbblsrs" buys tuck aud
side combs.
Twice four layers" buys pair Of gloves
(fcmsls).
T~ics Eve '.julcps" buys pair of hoop
skirts.
Twice six punches" buys valenciennes
collar Oemalc).
Twice seven "ales" buys pair Of shoes
UcmAlc).
Twice eight "toddies" buys = calico dress
with cloth enough for basque aud pantle.
etts (fsmalc).
Twice nine "bi;tsrs" buys summer bon
net, and leaves tiiiie toward the veil and
trimmings.
Twice ten "sangarcos" buys pair Of
stays machine stitched. with patent eyelils
aud nbtoidercd beautifully down the
neck.
Twice eleven sings buysa collar and
nndcrsleovcs, and ileaves n balsncs toward
the fringe
Twice twelve ''brandy s,raights" ore IN
FOR ono halmoral, two pair Of long stock;ngs
waterfall tillera. and silk parasol.
Twelve times twelve baskets Of cham>
payne pays house rent tor year, and leaves
= MISUNDERSTANDING { Va) Nescs. I'd.
TnE Troy Wing having stated that ROBE
ert Bonner had 10 borrow money ten years
age to advertise his Ledger, NJ. Bonner
telesrsphed to the Wing The following card !:
"Nsw YoRK, April 16.
"EprroR DAlLY WAC: Your statement
in the Wig. Of April . that an about 10
build . offended marble building o.. the
corner Of William and Spruce streets il cor
rect, but your further statement that ten
years ago Robert Bonner had 70 hosrew
asoasy 10 pay his advertising bills Is sns
tirely erroneous. have maAe every dollar
Ofmy meosy, but never siacs l IVES bora
Aavs hsl occasiso 70 bsssow one cent. I
- 1T 0ean this . rensetieo on The
credit eyssso-only that system was never
10 my line.
"Isgrss Asaraily VIM yes = = tie -
vastases Of sdvssefsiae; Il i iaeossitjs -
oversstimats ths0 bet the IRA ssesn1ial
In advortising-the structuss-is 70 have
semsthine the public wants-sensehing
wsetA having superior Of its
kind. To advertise ssch On article, and zen
eannss do il too extsnsivsly-is 10 insure
permanent prosperity, but TO advertise an
inferior article givss sas mere sphemesal
success. All The capital had when I began
to advertise earned - . jourasyaan print
-, but zee careful to make paper which,
whom advertised end intsoduced. knew he
people would like and continue 70 buy. I
put ny money into aasestising, paid cash
% west, and the building 70 which you re-
!se b one Of the results. ReDuuf DeNxun."
0unnln9 Wll1 - WoAaln9o.
The correspondent Of the Chaslsston
Mercury writes from New York that the
month succeeding Easter Sunday, in which
We have nov entered, will BE- ono Of the
most sxtravagart, especially IN wedding u
ucnditures. He AVS.
~. = At, -,.
Ne" lo'. MS IS Pes.u'e.! lu""'"s WIZ y"
, T.as'uss. ing '.sn.on psoes "'S Su."
'nc approaching "up'sais o. aoous coSen
of the fairest bellies in the city, aud il is fair
70 suppose that an equal number Of swains
WI be made too happy to dwell any longer
=" esr'h. Fashionaole wsddioge Arc now
IV"auc'ed on a scale Of royal magni6ccnce.
AZ sspenditure Of ten theusand dollars on
: o.'oa ~. eutat 10 an ordinary occurrence