Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1867-08-09
at last set rite on these important pints ="

at last set rite on these important pints ?
I smiled beninantly onto him.
Bigler riz. 81, too, sed he, cam salts
fed that the niger is not wat we, wht
wuz disposed to consider him fit to exer
else rites, supposed him to be. / held firm
when the measurement Nv his hands an(
arms wuz bein made, but the heel stag
gered me. 1t is clear that no one kin hey
intelleck whose leg isn't set in his foot bet
ter than that. shell persoo this investiga
shen. Hevin now startin pint-a heel
ez may say, to stand on shell go on tt
prove the inferiority Nv the niger. Will
that heel for fulcrum, shell, with the lev
er Nv trooth, proceed to upset the fabric
Nv niger ekality and carry confooshen in
to Boston. shell assoom that Napoleon
is average specimen Nv the lower or un
intellectool Afriken type Is it SOP"
" 1t is! it isl" yelled we all, delited al
the happy turn the thing wuz takin.
" l shell also assoom that Issaker Gavit
is avrage NV the higher or intellectooa
Caucashen type. Is it SOP"
"Certinly! Certinly"
every we'll Now quake, Massachoo
sets. Napoleon, kin 700 read ?"
! saw the trap into witch we he'd fallen
and risin hastily protested that the exami
nashen he'd gone far enutf, and SO did Dee
kin Pogram, but Bigler swore that he wuz
agoln to kiver Massachusetts with shame
and sot down paralyzed.
Kin 700 read, Napoleon?"
Yes, sab ?'' M
Read this, then," said Bigler, handin
him noosepaper.
The niger read it ez peert ez a Moo
England skoOl marin, witch well he mite e2
he learned it from one NV EN-. wi, 9TH Va
"Kin 700 write p" "a ,;a. {i;g
"Certinly," and takin pencil he writ
half NV the Declarashen NV Independence.
est down Napoleon. It's a deyilish
pity your heels is so long, otherwise
yood be credited with hevin intelleck.
Now, Issaker, my bold Caucashen, kin voc
read ?"
"Iprotestr' shreeked I, in agony. els
saker, don't answer the skoffer at ethnolo,
gyP tn
But Issaker, ez white ez sheet, and
trembling under the eye NV Bigler, who
knowd him from infancy, suffered OUT
"No!'
=" Kin 700 rite, my gay descendant Nv the
sooperior race?h 4 ~ ,3sf ns HaG1 4
And, still under the influence NV Bigler's
"Kin you cipher?" f,eea- 1at;e
"What in thunder's the yoose of cipher
in when the old man alluz kept niger to
do his figgerin? ?" faea 6aas9a IA
Set down Issaker We're done with
you. There's an error sumwher. The mig
gers capacity of skull is less by several
cubic inches, but he seems to hev used wat
he hez lively. But it's mi, rite, Parson
Issaker shell vote and the niger shant.
Reedin and writin never wuz a qualifica-
shen for votin down here, any way. Pos
sibly the seat NV the intelleck is in the heel
insted NV the brain, witch accounts for the
niggers hevin the most of it."
And Pollock and Biglef and the niggers
present left the meetin house, latin uproar-
ously, and thrown all sorts Nv adoos back
to us.
Idoubt whether the result NV the inves-
tigashen will help our friends north. The
fact is, it wuz overdone. 1t wuz carried
too fur. Their is q pint at witch facts
ought to stop-Dimekratic facts in partiki-
Ter. In this instance the investigashen
shood never hev bin carried beyond the
heel. He'd it stopt there, we wood hev he'd
EN-. But carryin it to the radical pint Big.
Ter and Pollock took it, the foundashen we
built wuz upset and we are all at sea agin
Wood, Oh! wood, that we were rid Wv
these jeerin fanatics,
PETROLEUM " Massey, p. NJ
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