The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1867-07-24
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his subscription.
The stronsest kind Of hint youn q
lady asking a gentleman to zee If one oi
her rings will 60 on his little finger.
Why should little nan beware o.
marrying bouncing widowi Because
he might be callsd t6s widows mite.
A lady in Boone, Missouri, recently
gave birth 70 four boys At once. He,
husband bore up dtaufully for some time
but, last week committed suicide.
"My German friend, how long base
you been married r. "vel, dis is ting
vot | seldom don't like to say about, bu,
ven ! does, il seems so long as never
vas"
The Newburgh Journal notices birth
on the cars, and heads il, "Born at ,h,r,
~ nine miles an hour" If that youth
INIT fast, il won't be because he had n'r
a good staff.
A wicked editor says tha. at church
some people clasp their hands so closely
In prayer that they are unable to get
them open when the contribution box
comes around.
At fashionable weddihgin New York
recently, the cstrisges lined the stree, 70,
ahundred wards, and the perfume from
the brides dress was so overpow wsring ,ha,
three little boys and dog were suffocau
ed.
"Speaking Of shaving" said a pretty
girl TO an obdurats old bachelor, I should
think that pair Of handsome eyes would
be the best mirror to shave BY. ayes;
tnahy poor fellow has been shaved by
them." the wretch replied.
The women ought TO make a pledge
hot to kiss = man who uses tobacco. II
would soon break up the practice and n
friend OF ours says thew ough; also to
pledge themselves TO kiss every man ,ha,
don't use it.
To CURE FELos-A correspondent,
bays. when indications Of felon appear,
take piece of,snnet and soak i, in warm
milk until it becomes soft. then apply It
to the part affected, renew Il occasionally,
and keep on until cure 10 produced.
A conductor Of newspaper, spsaking
oi contemporary, Gays: "Hs was for
mery member of Congress. but rapidly
rose till he obtained respectable position
Al an editor--a noble example OF psrse.
tefancs under depressing circulnsts uces." {"
Po'tmsster-"WsII, my lad, wha: will
you havei" Boy-"Herss a letter sis
~srts to 60 along a. fast as It can cause
thsre's fellow wants to have her here,
and shes courted by another fellow wha,
amt here. and she wants to know whe,h.
or he's going TO have her or not"
They have had warm weather abou,
Louisville. The Courier says. A vounu
lady from India met her di.cardsd 10, or
At ths race course yesterday melted. and
rah iuto bis arms. SO far az We have
heard, this is the only scciGen, that has
happened TO the divine ses. The most Of
them take the prseaa.ioS orkseping unds,
their waterfalls.
A mans wife in South Bend. Ohio.
presented ber husband with very ane
boy Next morning The man stepped into
the Mayors Office and stated that the
night previous, . fellow came skulkinp
into his houss stark naked; that he vas
there yet Three policemen at once start,
I'd On the run to oust the intruder When
they 60, TO the house, they ssksd TO see
the fellow that Aad come 10 there the
hight before. They brought out the baby
The polieensn suddenly disappeared. and
II b supposed have bad to stand . good
many extra treats since.
SzvsRAL"WHLrs"--wbat !. fashion Z
D'nnsss as midnight and headache 10 the
morning.
What 10 witt rhs. peculiar kind Of
talk that leads 70 pulled hosss and broken
hesds.
What 10 idlsnsss . Working yellow
pcuntsius on . sub coil. OF blue tailed
dog 10 ksy-eoloTod sonvulsions.
Whist 10 joyf To count your money
and fnd Il ovesrun one hundred do!iars.
What 10 consciencei Something that
guilty man feels every lime IL thun
derh