Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-08-14
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Coolie question, and the evident interest
of the Dutch Flat Railroad company IN
Georges success should bring about the
defeat of the Union nominee for Gov
ernor, there would be a fearful rafting
among the dry bones. And, Good Lord,
how SITS. Anthony and Paul would
marchSu a procession of ,wo,-up Third
street to ], up Jstreet to Seventh, down
Seventh to K, down X to Front street,
countermarch in front Of the Dutch Flat
Railroad ticket office, up K to Third,
up Third to the Bee office, chassau
across Third street to the Union
Office; invite in three or four other
sports and take a drink on the dis
pensing hospitality and b%anquettius
liberality of the Saintsl The Bulletin
conductors would order up the bunting
so quick that the flag boy might make
a mistake, and swing the Union down,
as the paper did in 1861, in its editorial
columns. The Examiner Office would
be illuminated, aud the lower story OF
the Alta California would contain sew
eral soothing, co~ngratulatory transpa-
rencies-in its business TindoU. Dan.
Gelwicks' would hire an extra ION cred
it. from Placerville and Single Springs
by stage and car-and rush down to
embrace the Saints that be at the Cali
fornia ephesus, = hoping to arrive
in time to participate in st. Paul's
treat. But in this latter particular
expectation he would DO fooled; for
the Apostles bar would be closed,
and he'd be met by the venerable bede
with q eomplacent "Ha | how are you,
Dan; I'll drink with you;" a motion
which would be carried on Daniel by
the second Of Alex. Montgomery, Of the
California Express. Bishop, of the Chico
CourGnt, would "come down" from the
Bidwell ranch, to San Francisco; chal-
leuge Marcus D. Boruck to a fist fight,
and leave on the steamer for the East
that started just before the battle was
to begin. The Rev. 0microu Piserinc-
tum Fitzgerald, of the Methodist Epis-
copal Church South, would call a meet
ing for thanksgiving, at which Ben,
Washington would act al Sexton, Ed
ward Stanley would pass around the
plate ; aud the Bulletin Deacon disgust
Fi,z. by insisting on receiving, in a
merely tdaeiary capacity, the offerings
for the altar when collected. Jim Golf
roth would line out an original hymn,
something, probably, after thi, pattern;
Lord. Of wha. amazing grace
We Copperheads can tell:
Still stufing democratic" votes
This side the gates OF hell. Sing!
And before Rev. Fitz got through with
his pious discourse, Charley Croker
and Leland Stanford would be seer
walking in, locked arms, on either side,
with the new Railroad Commissioner
old Tom Henley 4; while Bill Stewart
might be observed leaning into the hall
from n Of the nave doors, intently
listening, and apparently chewing some
thing. Frank McCoppin would at the
same time be presiding over a mass
meeting of bis rejoicing constituents,
assembled near Brannan's bridge; in
which salubrious locality Phil Roach,
Tor dyed wig memory,) would line gu,
for the Butchertown congregation:
Damn the niger. damn the Niger,
Damn the nigger-
He smells TOO loud!
The Call Office would DO a great cen
ter Of rejoicing; and between it and the
| Examiner "cordialitiss" would be mu'
Efficiently r%eciprocated while a dray
load of sacks filled with fresh roasted
peanuts would be sent by Foster, vie
Kearny street, to McCrelish. Hon. John
W. Dwiuelle would forthwith issue
new edition of his Odd Fellow report o.
1859. The publisher and proprietor o.
q Nevada morning daily, sojourning il
San Francisco, would telegraph up te
his editors to go back to low diet and
calculate on being obliged to again live
entirely from the nutriment afforded by
split peas.
Well, take it altogether, it would b,
q rough time II, il, II, IF California
should elect Haight Governor.
But our impression is that Gorham
will be elected BY several thousand ma.
jority.
G.N. SwEzY.-Tbis individual, who,
we believe, is not g candidate on the