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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02
LATEST NEWS
ATT ANTIC CABLE

~, LONDON, Jan. J.
The Paris Pays declares a ,vp,ure be
tween the Sublime Porte aid the kingdom
Il Greece Is likely 10 iake place at any mo-
mcnt.
The London Eerald ccmms ntiue upon the
probability ii such an event says that Eng
land will remain rightly neutral ard The
British government had already warned
Grcece Of the consequences.
The London Times predicts tho new wear
viii Be one Of general peace.
The revenue ard trade returns Of Great
t3'tain are very satisfactory. end indicate
that Nj. ! saeli, Chanesllos Of The Exch. oues
wilt be able a. exhibit = surplus revenue Of
nearly $4,000. go sterling T
PANS, Jan. /.
The neaiteur publishes sslsIsaa ftou,
The Unitsd States declaring tkat French
ehtpe ~ pleeed ~ The seno letting ~
AoesSeon veapsle, In which ease veseel.
beestag sAe Americas Gag wiil b lteo Of ali
n4vigation dues in French poeta.
LlvERP00Ay Jan. /.
To-day bsing . holsdsy, bu ,,nsss il en-.
tiely suspsnsled.
The Liverpool steamships uecls from
New Ye'k VI the 10Th, and Mosa,ia. fcOm
Portland of the 32,i, have arrived.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

nossetier's Unlsd ssates Almansc fosisss, ~ dis
sIbntion. grstls, throughout The United States asd
al civilized coastries IL the Western Hemisphere,
win BE- pub'ishsd shout the nsit u January and al
WIN wish n uncrssnd The tru- philosophy q h ain
stonla ssss asd ponder the ,alasblc Suggestions II
csots'rs. In addition ~ IN admirable welcal treat
- On the canss. prevention and cure ~ Great 70
reey Of Diseases u enbfrecs l-rrc amount ~ lcs-
nation Interesting 10 Toe merchant. thu mechanic. the
mincs INC farmer. the iSn'er nni professional. man:
and tbe calculations tasr been made for rueh NERD
ians and 'ati,ddcs mo-; suitable f,r correct
and c"n,pg hensiyc NA1IosAL CsiI SrsAi
Thu paiar.. and sx;Hnarql.nary saniiefs elects
OF uOsTEaTTws sTrHAcr BiTTEhs. lac siaf'e
ton aia slicstsiy of uon ts1s haf The Cirisilsn
world. ARE ns set orth a. IT. pages which are also
inssrspercd with vsluable recipes, humorous asec-
dotes, ard other Instructive and amusing reading
matter original and reelected. Among the Annals
10 appear With the opening Of the year. this si he
one ofthc most u,efai, md M nan ror rnx AsE-
t<c Send for copies to the Central Mandatory at
Pittsburgh. "a. 10 the agent for HOSTEL
TEHs STOMACH DiTrERs. The BiTTERs IRE
s"ld IN every city, town and village OF the United
asat-p
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02
tSN.lrOns. Accidents.

LoNDNS, {. " d g. 81 "A switch was
let, oi0n u sarnia junction aud n train
from The main | nc dashed into n train on
the branch road. Miss Campbell, of Port
Heron, had her thigh hrrhen and will not
recover: Kitchen and Oily two employees
ot Tie roa,i, were also badly irjurcd-thc
latter fatally.
TORONTO. G W, Dec 3l.-A passenger
coach on the Grand Trunk road rolled over
an tmbankinent near parkhill. on Saturday,
distance at 20 feet One passenger was
severely injured and several badly bruised.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

ALBANY, Dc. 3l-Tbe Uepseme Count
tas, given Ne decision upon The. conssisu.
tidnafity n The excile Law in the csse d
The Board Of Sxcise ". JacksUn 8. 4chnlss.
Sevstsl Other cases are on The dOekea, IN.
ysslving TIA same rpiuss The cOnet uses
iinssuSy sffisms the judgment of the coust
Ut The gesssral term. The court held that
the net was within the ecope OF legislative
authority, which extended II all subjects
not prohibited by the Constitution; that
there is no constitutional restriction ex
uihi,ipg the right of the Legislature to regu.
ulatelhe trwfflcing in insOxiralipg li0u0rs.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

New York, Dec 3l-The bank stateMen,
shows increased loans, 81, 1924 /; decrease
of specie. $5,695; increase ot circulation,
$23l .091; decrease Of deposits, $l,2lS, JS1
decrease Of legal tender. t1.6l0.275.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

ToRoSTo. &. W., Dec. 3t.-The reInainins
Fenisns, numbering thirty two, will be tried
January lOth. No delay will be contested 70
The prisoners convicted Il SWeessbura,
i 10 thought. will Be parsicned.
Losnos. Dec. 4i.-rhis evsrsSs C,uas,u
Bennett aud NSs 1lcvicker have visitcsi IN
Queen and diaed with the luke Of Ella
s'rN sThey have been iuviaed 10 ahs Ner
sry Tachu Olnbs halls NJ liveypeol. s.
A. hfge pOssion Of theI CryseAltPa
wbttaY ~ oteh ueeN 4os ihC txl1baSion 81
trocig1l teHdlbeta. ves detafnt<df by Ar
cary th!s oinihk. L6oe ESo6JOO.
|. This H. Ut this m0Snlne fhao aynnn
rlai.ase sdeorial % Tie tqlsss,ion ol FEM.
are'hy sh~ q s G0vespuseat. -
PAnls, Dec 0l.--A ppysl decree has been
pus'lss6eds which saboliskes tonnage cues in
French ports, except on vessels which arrive
from The United SsStes ard such u her couo
'res - impose aifieren,;ai cues on French
vessels.
J sDain, sgl - The css,sS has been
dissolved by tnt
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

Frsm New York.
New Yoax, Jan. 1.
The Lecislstuse Organized At Albany yef.
tesdsy and adjourned.
The Heraids ilsvanna correspondence,
says. The financial panic has ended. Ban
@ and Psgnal payed out 600, 900 Of eeld,
The first days run. All bankers svsps Bas.
sier 4 Co.. had resumed pavmenl
grocery atore, pork end grin ware
house. sailwav cfIicr. snd the Westeen union
telegraph office, in Richmond, Indians, wr,e
destroyed by fire TUe.dsy. usossiss; Loss
estimated at over loo, 900.
The wife Of Asrvn Ward, Of Newark.
.ss shot BY . burglar IN rucsday morning,
IN her room. The wound Is dangerous -
The burglar escaped with txp watches be-
] nging 70 Mr.. Ward. uss-
Joseph A vessey, a broker in Boston,
has failed; Liabilities . half million.
The STEAMERS nausa City, Washington
and perrie arrived yesterday. News antic
ipated
Napoleon's health was never better.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

',ss suR0sos srs IOWA cAvAlsY' !
HAviN0 ~Ek~ eNGAGt D IN TIN pkAC
IL tice II Medi sns and rusg~sy tor the last
Twss,r sivs Sgars N rms Sfsss. hes p rnsnn.
entity Socssrd N this city snd uneva his PROBES
sional s-rvicra % the ciiisrnr Of Davenport and
vicinity. and hopes bv his long -xper.enee with
he diseas~s Of the climate 10 merit aud rec. ire
PARTON Of tabic patronage.
'tic~ corner OF Third aud brady, over ind
sav's sew.iry store. r~sniencs ~ wha, rvs Tor.
meriy hnown 80 the Fulton liouse. on Water
street. abo~c the hr,drt iune2Y dit
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

SYRACUSE. N. Y Dec 8l.--The Central
City Dnnk closed doors thls morning; iis
nc.ss are known 10 b Ous in New YOrk.-
fhe cause was its Inability - meet ~ TAI
% its circulation.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

J. CiSCINrATi, Dec sl.-ln consequence Of
the ice in the river prttcn.inr ferries ffon
running tbe suspension bridge will he opened
with agrant celebration on New. Years day.
The privilege Of. driving she first team over
| u his been gives 20 sbe Adams' Expsess
lnfnranv -. - ,
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

Chicago Markets.
By Telegraph nicAeo Dee 81.
The psOst-ioo market 10 Cen o. ali, 10, snd I'm.
oui ese%n iAi ehs,g-
fort cod nj t1s lliS.s5 cash md a. as sOSle co
lor futuve delivery II =, tts IS 'or present dc
tve,y, tu finn st ih.t ~ iof fitu,o delivery
kx,ra prime - rieau, nj Z $50
dieen hams arc steady NJ We iron siaurh:. red
bose.
l. ,rd 10 quiet At tix
t'vse- 81 h.ss mr.. is(a2Sc lover md e.ceed ou,et
at 90 s0sa 20 FOR z s,.i iot-
Live ", C. mr. W. d. msnd xti foG $50 betfes
with -rl-s nj q $685.
-Four ~ s'' nj. ...su n hArg d.
Wet nd, an~r' log an No l a-t sac on vo
cL,sins ~ u I599 81 for met and a, u ~
for No
Corn - qni.t and unchanged clos II At "a. for
NJ. ssore.
s'ats easter and quiet
R,e P0lse etc ali.
b riey Quiet N, hrm.
Hcgs IS s0gae8D.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

From ChfcnGo.
CnrcAco. Dec 81.
A FIRE last evening destroyed f,nr buiid.
ings. intending Allen Green's grocery store
and V. d. Lewis Queens var. store. Loss
Sfo.0,p; insurance small.
On Friday afternoon the ice b'ackaded
around the ron. at Rock Islar 4. carving
asay the tresilc work Of the bridge on the
l1linsis shore. f4 .@@
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02
CONNIE ReoAL.
davenport Market Reporr.

davenport markes Repore.
Vsssue ~ sns DAvsHpOas Dea0caAs.
January y 1867.
FLoua.-HsASa- a. -,
Retail bulk e1l.4s
oacks, psrer, ell 60
% bbl eva is.
1lsa wholesale lOcss per bbl iesa
CoRx MsAL--No. l. yer b,shel, s7kcts
WasAr.-Ne. !, $3.50. Extra t2.C6 No. 4.
y z2NkAso- - =
Corn. - 35c.
OArs. 4Oc.
BARLsS.- 30(denc
pOSAvOas-6u&75 ~.. .s.44-
TuaS1Ps. life per so lbs.
ApPLks.-t4 5"p.r Dbl.
BurSss -2bG9sc.
EaGs.- 2sG,ysc.
HAy.-tl2 ~.
Coal by the load, clio ZEE. At yard, lse. de.
hvered, 2uc.
WccD.-$7075.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02
TIIE. Ty.C..EvCt:
SEWING MACHINE

Wiz d. c,siy III lhmy aad tailoring WosA % one
:, shc sssn~ m seslnc. ~ are .esOnR sd enely
.irhcd- their nssti0sa arc y aapotivr nre 10
,rsrs tn xrf nat ~ order while fBs rtrength. dusa-
p.y and hcauty 81 rrivn Il will beas mud wife,
samparipa with any Ueies msrhines.
CO. Applications iOe Agency should sncJoes
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

MJFY,Lo. y. Y, Dec. 3l-An important
sui Is before United States COMMISSIONER
Parker. 10 day. Josiah smith and 10
serh Fiilnenich were charged with violation
oi q int. rnul revenue law, in manufactu:-
ing an article claimed to be mash, sold 1"
vinegar makers 10 manufacture vinegar, for
which they have y patent. The United
States claims the article Contains alcoholic
spirits. which 10 subject 10 . tax Of
two dollars Iwr gallon. The defendants reply
that the u, tlcle is not epirts when sold by
them; they are unaware that II can be con
vented into whisky by third parties. II the
defendants succeed in cvading the tax, the
United States cay it will be necessary TO
alter the law to preserve The present income
on distilled spirits. The cnse Is deferred for
one month. A Government inspector is TO
Ice placed In the factory 10 watch the pro
cess The case IL very intricate. Govern.
ment offlcisls at Washington have had the
msiter under consideration for tour months
past Vim. Dorsheimer is counsel for de-
PENDANTS. The distill,r take n great int, rest
in the case.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02
Miss. =. l.. PHELPS.

sTr3iO 80. = fAfRASU'S li'E, saFLOOR
DuoruGRAPii WORKED ~ OIL OK
j Wsiet & lors. or India Ink. on PLAIN o,
TO copies. 49,
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

New Work Norha.
Nsw yoH. Jan. 9.
FIour-Firmar: IS sr@lo 70 tvr super West.
e'p; w nc 60 ehoies; sne GIL dl2.4o ex-
ira X II. u.
Wheat Better. at 81 te@e,F, y. Mil. and
is 1908 % Tor western.
kye-w tsfcin tl.23
in store.
Oats-s4@ss for Chr ayo and vi
Pork = Unsrttlel !. = .o.C.9I 10 Ar new mess
Il? % for old do.
L'rd-liMGi3c.
Dressed F.css- -&sA@s1s for wktern.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02
LATE NEWS


RPe0 80 Dsanelsoos
NV YonK, Dee. 6.-The stsamcs Heafy
Ch-uncsy, iron Fan Fnecisco. with ldaacn
II the 18th. has arrived. She brings ESQ.,.
1le In treasure
The U. ) ship Powhs'an, Admiral Dahl
green. sailed from Psnams for Cailao. on
The 10Th inst
The Isihmus Is quiet.
Mosquefa con,inu .s the war on the Church
War materials crossing the tbmls for
he Pacific REPUBLICS nj war with Spain a.c
nrAtred sefze,i
Peru still talks oi war.
FROM Mexico.
cuARr.Fsros. ). G., noc. 3o-Adylces
fFeia NJ. xscs dpfclit ;hc hanging of Esco-
Nclu.
Juar,z Is expected at Durango.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

Reoa 1ooe00s
Boefox. Jan. go.
The Prescott School House ia Somsssville
vas burned last night. Loss $50, 900; in
surcd for e15, 900.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

kks0NrA a. MORT
HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTERS. GRAIN.
IL EMS, Paper Hangers. GLACIERS. &c. shop
corner Main aud Finh sss, mch23 div.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

ID lSitiAN AND SuRGLUs Onice. cor.
u 2d and lnd Sire,ir, m, cr s,reeper 4
ba,iIe'sstotc. Irridtuec on 18th ~. BIT, IRA
DIV and Main ucisd an
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02


DAVENPORT. ........... .......... IOWA.
| LIVERY ARTICLE WE OFFER TO THE
| Ii trade Is warranted R'rcsh seuA uess n.
inc. We are now prepared TO supply III. trade
a, lower rates than en-, oil.er housc il the city
! We keen constantly cn hand large stock Of
staple Patent Medicine. con isting
ii part. ot the following:
| DR.. Easterly's Iodine and Ssrssparilla. Frmilv
| sil!s, Diarrhma syru,,, Amer itan Linen. VI,
| Carter Cough Balsaa,, ,-ord.al. ac.. DC.
| Ayers Preparations.
Jaynes d.
| Bdrnctts, do
| kunue vs. do
Heimboids do
Railways DO
| H.in avs do
herr,ck's DO
| Sticklnnd's do
/ l3a nrs' ~
Nicho,s' do
M ,. winston: 4. !. Soothing Syrup.
: :SSsrl ! r;Sscs'i WATER. ~
CONSTITUTION LIFE SYRUP,
Perry DAVE Vegetable Pain Killer,
Aliens Lang Bslssasy usll'p Lune Bslaau.
Coe' Cough bslaam.
Upham's Asthma Cure.
| WhItcomb's -thma Cure,
esnSisd's a.sver Insigers,or,
John G. Bakers Pus. Cod Lirer Oil, textra,l
Burnetts God Liver Oil.
NUlan's Liver Oil.
! WiibOus'r Cod LAYER Oil,
Smolsndes's lyncl,m
DR.. Mel anus virm,iurr.
tindsey's improved biood Searcher,
Lsllemsnd's kheuma,sm Neuralgia Remedy,
De ley . Assi 81 Pom Eas ssssr.
y"hsson's khsunseaic nvousd.
S:henck's Srs-weed Tnnie, rulmonic Syrup and
Mandr AXE Pills. ,t'n"sump,ive Hem edies.i
OdOntOline for she Teeth.
| SoxOdont fur the Teeth.
p.rry's Moth aud freckc Lotion,
Laird e Bioom Of ,loun.
Humphreys lIoid0paihic Specifies.
Lven's Psriodicsl Drops.
Caswell, Mack \ Co.'S Cod Liver Oil,
do do Cal,ssys Bark,
upham's Pimp'e and Tar lssnisher,
| BioareDe, Or Life Ne uvinn,or
| POLANVS WnITE ftAE COMPOUND
| w1StARl'S PINE TREE TAR CORD A..
| Sian aCsndiiiW ps,.:~ ,..uzy- ----
Munn'- like of opium.
Winchester $ tiypopho -I,hitcs.
Tarrant's >elnzer APPARENT,
Wisiers isnlss andWild CHERRY.
Nerve and Bone Lnciueni,
Mustang do
Arct- do
Aruca do
Arabian do
Wizard Oil. Garglins OIL. Electric Oh.
SILvERiNEs
Pettit's Eye Sslve, Russian Sslys,
McAlisters Ointment,
bakers Specific.
Ma seems Calisaya Tonic.
MasSdeR's persOtui Balm.
Magnire.s Ague Mixture
Msgnre's t:omrOufd Extract Of Bernie Plant
Goodalcs Catsifh Remedy
1BlTrEX9.
Hossetters, = iIubbel's Golden.
Rutack's. Plx"tst,Or. y
Red Jacket, Swa ne bourbon.
llooa .nrs, Con tuition,
Boz havc's t.riron.
G"yso IS .vellc y Dock and "a -ssparila,
VOL = Afomsnc Sehiedain Sch q rs
Hair lScst0r0ttvcs and
EpsessiMg
Barre,.s Vegetable Restorative. (warrsn.ed.)
Martha Washington, Ring. Amb.osis,
lnilk SaeF1esH's do
Z 1xssf kAathyTen. Z Syanieh Lussrs.
Woods nair Restorative.
Grahsm's Hair Remover.
Perfumes.
SWEET OPOPcNAX, new and elegant,
Phaion's Night bioosniug Ceseus,
t;uden Lii v of Japan.
Lubin's Upper Ten. NV Nown Hay, vioIe,.
E,np'ess Eugene, Napoleon. Rose Geranium,
and West Ind
And Imported = rinmos ard extracts generally
Hair Dyes.
Graham's Hair i've.
Chris,nooro'-. wills so cent,
Japanese Hair stain, Miler's.
Urham's so cent Baeheioi's.
Checsemane Wisha'fs,
Wright AYERS,
Sir James Clark's, Jnyne's.
Duponco's A.l.s,n'a.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02
E1aArr % Lrrrra sncn Prwsi&so-. Ala..i
May rs, 1866.

kx1aAcr % LrrTrR Hnon PnwsiRsC.. Ala..1
May Is. 1876. I
N. Jssss Bsli.: send yoa - Er csVnon Pr
ysee; pscaec e~Od wlss II Will after Day ing
freight 10 Columbus, Misr have been troabkd fur
sever ! yesss With indigestion have bad to take ps
every nigh Tor ten ~ h,th YEAR am IN February.
1851. Vas attacked wit gcn.iai parn'ys VIE
ssnnned Ia my nm f,r the halancs d tbr year aud
q Tact. continued Ia very ''rrn.. '.-s-- -.' ~
4Re1sss =, 49, =. .... uessuus Con,i-
tun utlIi -ee.,'. in-ntbs -ince. when was put
under M operation. and sunr Cedfun Bitsers rw
treatment. l commenced improving right away, and
am pretty VEL restored. lvnts, Truly. -.
Wi2a-dredxw-iy A. l.. NEAL.
alW l'LHii NJ fvR IIiE HANDS EgfHui.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

sshnfsn's "vi~hi ys,eoi,irsg s'.rcn-.'
Ishniuss's "Si"lr IEiaonsi,s Ccre as.'
phulcn's - sight rslGolifu:; ecrcue."
Hsha1ea's "Nichs eBloessfng lCfcus."
Fhslsn,s "tig.t HIoosnina CerCUs."
4 rnost exquisite. ,rlirnt- anl rraSran, r~rinnc,
dis'i led from the Ana beautiful nDv-' ilom
= hsc5 Il tn< liz nams.
Manufactured only by
PBlAg.ON 4 aON, Few Work.
BEWARE OF COtNrERfElrS.
ASK rom ruAioNss--rAKC 40 OTHER
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

BEWARE OF COuNrERfEIrS.
ASK ron pVAi.oN's~TAKC NO OTHER
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

hFFtCE CORNER viELE'S BLOCK, Up
~ Stairs. north entrance LIST door. 10 The
right. Davenport. Iowa. iysI
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1867-01-02

Juar.z is expected at Durango.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1867-06-26

Terms-l copy year, Tin advanee) ECO IL
oct paid within six months, $3.50 will DO cnage
NO paper will be DISCONTINUED, until all AZ
garages are paid unless at the option Of publisher
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1867-06-26

A few days since, gentleman from the
country and his recently espoused wife
visited the city for the purpose of seeing
the "sights." While strolling through the
streets, they thought they would indulge
in the luxury of glass Of soda water.-
Entering an apothecary store, they made
known their wants
"What kind of syrup?" asked the man
Of pills.
"Wall, I guess I'll take some of the syrup
of squills," answered the countryman.
ave dc not use that kind" said the
clerk.
81 know you don't, bekase its costly. 1
will have the syrup Of squills."
The druggist demonstrated, but all to no
purpose. His customer would have squills
remarkiug:
"All the other syrups is made of sugar,
lemon drops, sasspariller, and such things
to humbug folks"
The squills were procured and our hero
requested to pour out for himself; and he
did so taking bountiful quantity, in Or
der to get his moneys worth.
The heroine being asked how she would
prefer hers, raised herself to the supposed
dignity of city belle, and replied:
"Rsckon as how Ill try mine without
any squills, or any sweetuin'."
Her wish was complied with, for the
druggists was nonplussed at the impudence
Of the happy pair. They touched their
glasses, drank, and sat down, as they re-
marked ito let it settle"
In passing their own opinions on the
drinks, they gave anything but favorable
decisions.
In few moments our hero began to ex-
perience new internal sensation.
Jerusalem !" he exclaimed, whats the
matter with my stomach T. and before an
answer could be returned,h he was four milee
off Cape Cod-a clear case of "nausea
marina"
"I'm pisened r he moaned. "Only mar
ried three days, and got to die ! Put it out
of me somebody! I'll give q doctor fifty
cents to save my life p
The wife fell on her knees, and attempt
ed to comfort her husband, but he was not
to be checked; and not until the last Of the
squills had left him did he entertain hope
ofrefnaining in this world.
The couple left the store, vowing ven
geaDce against the man who told them to
call for squills to sweeteu their soda.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1867-06-26
A BEAUTIFUL EXTRACT.

We clip the following from sermon
preached by the Rev. Chas. A. Humphreys
and reported for the "Liberal Christian" q
very able Journal published in New York.
SHOW me the vilest pander, the mean
est assassin that walks the earth, and /
will find in his soul some germs of good
that if nourished, will grow into trees that
would gladden. the gardens of God, aud
some aspir .tions whose blind groapinss and
vain struglipgs would make an angel weep.
This human soul is breath Of Gods
spirit, and though at times it is almost
smothered under our ruined and wasted
lives it only needs to have its earthly in
crustation broken to soar upward to its ma
tive air. Religion is love to God and man.
1t is growth, not spasm; life. not a
transient experience not sad depressing,
but bright and inspiring. 1t does not come
like the lightning, flashing in q moment
from east through all the spreading heav-
ems, but like the rising sun, piercing first
the gathered mists with many an cffectual
ray, then struggling slowly inss twilight
and O. lest climbing into perfest dsy."
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1867-06-26
DEAD BEATS,

No man ever jumps az fur az he can
but once.
II the wicked really stand on slippery
places, the best thing the rightyus
kan do IL to keep oph from the ice.
Position il everything" position of
comma, for instance. Thare il divini.
ty that shapes our ends, rough hew them
az we will"
If was called upon to say how I thought
the devil looked and asked, should kom-
pare him to the man who sells rum by the
glass and never drinks emmy himself.
Wits are like hornets-they have but
few intimates.
Thiefs are remarkable for their taking
"scays ;" =
Bagman for their light "sceighs:"
Dairymaids for their sweet "Vheys s"
Boston for her "byways ;"
Courting-home on furlough.
I maid up mi mind, more than six
months ago, that this world want made
for phools; and when See man determin.
ed tew 60 to the devil, generally let him
went.
Ikonsider marrying for money no better
than stealing it. JOSH BILLrEas.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1867-06-26
1T ID A CURIOSITY,

1t is curiosity to find politician who
will hold an argument with an opponent
for half an hour without getting augry.
1t is curiosity to find O politician who
will be convinced by his opponents argu-
ments
1t is a curiosity 10 find a person who
does not think bis own children possessed
of more talents ard accomplishments than
those of his neighbors.
1t is curiosity to find an artist who
does not think himself perfect in his pro.
fessions.
1t is curiosity to find q Miss Of fifteen
who has not began to think of getting q
husband.
1t is curiosity to iind an old maid who
does not wonder that she has not long be-
fore been married.
1t is curiosity TO receive a letter from
a lady which has not P. s. attached to it.
1t is a curiosity to meet with a woman
who stammers in conversation.
1t is curiosity to find lawyer who
pleads case successfully for you, and then
docks off a portion of bis fees.
IL 10 curiosity to ind physicians who,
having restored you 10 health does not
wish you to think he has performed won
derful cure.
1t is curiosity to find a dentist who
will not tell you he can extract tooth and
cause less pain than any one else.
1t is curiosity to find a school msster
who does not wish to be understood that he
knows more than anybody else.
1t is a curiosity to find an editor who
does not know everything and more too.
1t is curiosity to meet q man who
thinks less of himself than other people
think of him.
1t is curiosity to find man who pla-
ces too low m estimate on bis own abilities.
1t is curiosity to find a cauidate for an
Office who does not think he is fully entitled
to the suffrage of bis fellow citizens.