The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-10-01

eEldnu.
"A truly great man never puts away
the simplicity OF a child. ..-
-Prentice thinks that "stufiug i'm
proves the fair AS well as the fowl"
A posthumous volume of Artemus
| Wards jokes is TO be published.
The Mayor of Jersey City has
written one hundred and seventy We
toes.
Minneapolis signifies "City oi
Waters"
1t has been decided that Julesburg
is in Colorado.
"A serious complaint comes from
Memphis. The AUdtdnche says the city
is lacking in fools to make matters
lively. ...
Indians are allowed to vote in
Michigan, while negroes are excluded.
The new constitution gives the right TO
both. 5000. r8as. .I.a-
The lay OF the poet and the lay OF
| the hen are very much better than the
! lay of lady on the shoulder of Il man
in public places OF amusement.
"A patent has been granted for an
attachment which prevents any one
from wearing stolen or exchanged
hat. e.
The rebellious managers all go
back to the N. Y. Herald this week.
Tho Tavages of the cotton worm
leave field with the appearance OF
having been swept by tire. v z
Chicago is having billiard tournR-
ment for the benefit of tho widows and
orphans OF soldiers.
French soldiers are hereafter TO
carry dressing for wounds and dysen-
terry medicine in their waist-belts.
There are five thousand Second
Adventists in Illinois. Their favorite
hymn is "We're coming, Father Abra-
had, five thousand more"
"A couple in Ridgefield have been
celebrating the first anniversary oftheir
marriage by paper wedding, at which
they appeared in full suits of paper
| "A Young man is going through
bankruptcy in Dayton whose only cred
itor is young lady with a verdict OF
\ five thousand dollars for breach OF
promise.
| yellow fever Is taking of larger
/ number of native born Americans in
! New Orleans than heretofore. Many
die from imprudeDce amer being pro-
nounced convalesceut.
| Two prizes, one OF 10000 francs and
the Other of quarter OF that sum, have
been offered in France for the discovery
of some certain meaus of recognizing
the signs of real death.
Salad eaters Will be pleased to learn
that celery this year is remarkably
large, white and crisp.
! The tailors' strike in Brighton, Eng.
land, has ended. The men are asking
to be re-employed.
The use of the word "hell," as ap
piled TO gambling house, is over a
hundred years old.
The Southern freedmen regard la
Dor saving machines as enemies.
AT recent wedding in Scranton,
Pa, the bride received ten thousand
dollars worth of presents. Good place
to get MAJ ried.l i I- q --t.lG Gal -4-I1
John Brown, Queen Victoriu's pri-
vate servant, is about TO merry II
Scotch lassie TO whom he long ago
| plighted his troth. He Will live at Bal
moral, and have charge OF part of the
royal domain. H
An the speeches OF the Indian
chiefs to the Peace Commissioners in
cIude demands for the immediate ces-
sation of work on this Pacific railroad.
"A late rltualistic marriage in Lon
don occupies three hours-time for a
divorce.
An English traveller objects to Je-
\ rusalem because he found no liquor
there. ..-.-
Michigan has one of the best COM
mon school systems in the country
withits magnificent University at its
head u E-aLsLE6L HF 4s
| The London ReUieIV says that Pc
culiarity OF every Englishman is his
hatred for every other Englishman.
The song "Pretty Seeusan, don't
say No." has been sung six hundred
and nirty times In London-threeti times
! night for two hundred and thirty
three onsecutive nights. ra