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l'AruEsI Cls0yLarIoN.--Y&a DAILI
NEWS publishes tc Official List IF Let
ters rema'niny IN Mc PosteRice at The entl
Of each merk, 0yrcr06!v to Me .folloria9
section Of The NcO ios:o6irs. lac, a, ,fAc
ac'gspalrr hariag the M'ysst circulation Il.
The Oily Of Charleston:
SrcrioH e. And be further enacted. That l.s nr lot
tcrs remaining rcalied for IN amy PostoGrr In any cts
tow, yilIGgr whrrs newspaper shnll br I,riuir
s.aN hcrcaflcr be published only In the n.wa,anai
Witch. bring published weekly uciler shall hlv. tl,y
largest rr'ts,'1n within rii.r pf ie,;,rry m thr Aa
elite,
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FIRE LOAN:

: ----.- WdIORd1Iif Ub! OfIARLR9TON. n :
=, r-.;,:. . OrEK. HAIL, November. o. 1896 I
A hL PERS9NS pEsIE9ga OF lRBUILDINo III ?aR
nor IAN Act Of the General Assembly gigfnE snthotI
INC conneilof Charleston to proccs In the mai
, tsf oi hirs LOAD With Hiew 10 aid In building up thu
c,a.n Ior lT,ua can Se obtained once Of tbe isrE
Of G1nncii between the hour. Of l. N, and r. IT, -,
once a. the Committee ulll meet every Monday 10 tori
slQpF ING pope
. ~ order OF INA Mayor 80 W. H., ,sIIITn, :;
Notonpsr w .I. Clark Of QorncIl :!
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So. GnIsPER COMA, -
For Curling tho, Hair Of either SeY into WAyy
and Glossy Ringlets or Heavy Massive
:...i::: -: ~ Gurld.- ~ - '..f
pY UsIRu THIS ARTICLE LApfn AND GENTLE.
SD MEN can .hesuhfy themselves Z thousand-folj
The only article nho world that Will curl strsiah
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Hastpaid for 81. - '". 'u
hddreaa ali oedsstto. - :, e..s .+ ..,..."..:. =
l, ,:y.:s W, !. CLARK c0, Ihomists., !: !.
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pOPARTNERS SHIPS.

:'. coPARTNBltsfiIp NOTICE.
FhHE FIRM OF GOURDIN, MaTrHIEssEN COIN
l. ChsrcBtou aud Savannnh, huying expired by niita-
ton upon tho dtnth OF tho late f. o. MkITHiRSsRN
tho will continue tho. busineea 10 Charles
TIN under tho former name OF 0DURDIN, MAT-IHIES-
sen l. CO.. und In Savannah OF IL II. N. aoURDIN
CO. II. GOURDIN,
II. N. GOURDIN,
l.. @. YOUNG.
Charleston. September 1st, 1867. September
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:: OFFICE OF THE cHIEF OF POLICE

cnARLIsToH, s. O., May 4. 1867.
TUE REGULAR INSPECTION OF THE LOIS AND
Il incfosures; Vaults, &c. will commence on Monday
10 SEQ that their prlses In good condition and hnt
MI nth and garbage is removed required by OriI.
nlncc Other inspections will follow. ...'' =.
Hg order Of fM,yor.ffiIIILRn.S = afi.G'
.r. ..i..t.- .',.. G. B. ..aI0wAID.
|-rI ~, . Gt'nf Of Police
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FUN FOR ALL!

,oLh INsTRunrloNs DY, WHICH ANY PERSON
i,o e or female. can master The great art of VEN
tHn tnd stteg beecmng sIpsrts themselvcs can tsse
auss tuefuoy IaHng II Rource OF income Ft1ii in
Antecd.' '~N''"'S - " s'''NA- s''NA- 'suAuneSon Rnsr'
Nay Is >N'' :" -
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F O R SALE,

A PRIVATE SALE.-SLOOP MARIAN THIRTY.
n NINE Tens Register. WI carry :hlry-iiyn cord,
wool or thisyaye thousand feet Of lumber. with
Aiply TO MCKAY & CAMPDF.L, al No. Iii; Meeting
street, or No. IL East bay.
said sloop i lying at South hdscrs Wharf,
September
FIrOR SALE OK RENT, AT FI.oItESCIs
l. :. G., TWO LARGE NEW STORES, with comfort.
nble dwellings, nboye. For particularly, apply to F. Ii
NodEhS. ~ SuptrmborI
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MI ANY WHOSE DECLINING HEALTH. WHICH
~ was pretsrions ami their recovnry despaired or
Eoser os: heartfelt tlanssto this timely rensdy Dur.
ing oo short time ailce s public introction into n.
tho Originator laa most .ply realized her most san
gline expectations n Manifestations fasujnp Srnm ali
gaIers OF its unparalleled propertss tor in no
ease wliere ixa been niIhtcrnn Hil regard 10 ii
results ' " '''o" ." no o'-aunouii
nm, Id r.SsoIting to this remedy the invalid can depend
,ub,la ~ oi every article in lis preparation. and
We hcceiefates tho neaitlfu aetlous OF cscL org,n
saa vessel tho mind be perfectly frGa from appre
composition. " '' 'i''o '''
The appetite. which improves under It's administrator,
~ at ioesy To indulge prudeny In wut.ver nurine,It
II mM @ digestive and wholesome. and whie o
ore na proper to avoid erposre fresh cold no lear
need be entertained any liability unier ts co,Ts ~
Sanent SSR1n TO- induce IT. 1t Is pleasant AROMATIC
COhilAl quite agreeable the tastr aud MS iupu RS,
and b2is1n OF health It itssfis
MthSut precedent, and We trust will Gro onx clsim fr
aeii general acclamation for It's unriyallrd ccacy
= LOT sale ny tho Propretress. Mrs. cEOILIA RODRI.
STREETS, and principal Drlgglsls
~ PflCE SINGLE BOTTLE 81 26.
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T o R ( NJ r.

ITO RENT, THE COMaI0DIUuE AND
i pleasantly sitnated two AMI u hall story BRICK
DWELLING No. 81 fIasei street. North side near East
Nay Possession given on lst September. Apply at
lhtS pfflGES August II
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" 4 p lS.

~ Gi !: IL = WA ~ ,rIIIl L'OIS
THE LifEAND CAMPAIGNS or
GENElkiL HDh%.a.T Il. LEE,
DY JAMES y. Mr;'k .. Ju ~ yirriui,
author al "llfr of Grn. =. i. ~ Jacisu fc cf
Gcn tlhnrt sydney J"i.,.". ".'.t Ski.tle.(,au,p Sr
send Tor Circular. inL '.',rA and iu,I do.
serptnn Ht lhr work. Ahi:, a NAri,NAI pliIlSiI.
lNu COMPANY. Msa"!'. '''. :tu"' September
w aNTED. S,rrA",pH. ny \ ItI:
~ SPH'laEi.E wii:TC WOMAN. =. rHII.D'S
NHNSE- Can f.yr gIod II fer'ncu. ior PARTICULARS.
u'iuita" ~ ihiA nfi :. -" - :"IItnberG
Sfrtario. wANrkB.--N ,Ar..D. itY 4
niafi;ri ".a al .;rhl. h.ii.. ,n4,,., II, a,,r
,hfFrlaM' h'fiucS-. Viii nat, iu, E.ir u-., l., Al.
ii'.s au. IiA'il! Address ~. r.. ~ tlls oil,s.
August Is
1NhSTIiD-SNL SNLESaliGN. i:Sl:IiS " tI.:l.r;
W LADIES aihi Cirnemrn-. iUJ tn $50 r.r month,
tp sell thu GENUINE rOalMUS.iESSE FAMILY SIW.
lNu MACltlNE Prise only SlJ. Tha asrl,iur will
siirn hcln TELL tck. bind. quilt, braid, anil cinr,ir
lhe cio,h cannot in pulled npart. ni,,r rIiir.
nrross the stain every quarter Ut incl. liver,
Machiir warranted three YEAR,. scud tor CIr.sr. u
terms TO agents. nr Call vt McpOwEIIS BLOCK cor
nrr F"nrth anil Grern htrrcia, Louisville Ky.
Hiss 4 Mrih rHI.oN,
=. . General Agents.
y H. Positively nor gcnnnc unless r"nn., ,ru,i;;h
uiir nIifu. 90
Jnne1 tutlIs3nn
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ST. JAMES HOTEL,
NEW ORLEANS.
'ROliiiETOK3:


STEVESS House, Nos. III, SO, AZ AND a7
" Broadway. n. Y. opposite Bowling Grrcu 4 u The
European Plan STEVENS HOUSE is we'll auI
widely known 10 the travelling nhi. The location IL
pecialy suitable 10 merchants aud business ur; II IL in
close proximity 10 HIN hunincss arl Of the ry-,s un
the highway 0f Southern and Western trarrl-and adu-
Tho STEfkNS HOUSE has liberal arronlnloda,inr sor
over 0 g,irss il well furnished. nn possesses every
modern Improvement for the comfort aud
OF It's Inmates Tile roorna spacious and well vcni,.
latoti-provide with gas and watcr-the attendance ia
prompt nnd rcspccfnsnd the table il gencrosly PRO.
Sded with every deltcacy Of the moderate aca
The rooms having boon refurnsbed AMI rctnodccd W.,
are cnal "a to oer taciitIcs for the comfort and
pleasure 1t our Gueais GE0. II. CHASE & CO,
may - Cno Proprctorp.
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NOTICE; TO SAILORS Or IAIMIGtANT.s
HOTEL OR GoARpIEG-HoUSIs .KEEPERS
OFFICE CLERK OF COUNCIL

ACCEPTANCE WITH THE FOLLOWING ACT OF
l. the Legislature fksicd the Goth day Of December
1885, all persons coiteerned hereby notified call at
this ohee aud tefn out tho required iceuae Immediately
" '' go M. W. II. SMITH,
Clerk OF CO;lllcll.
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r Q D N D,

JUuND, IN VENTwoRTII sTUHET,
- oeiseen ST. Phillip and Globe street, LETTER,
erected 70 partieB IN Columbia. South Caroius. The
owner VIII please call at this UEEiri for samo.
Scpteinbtf3
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B O A r D ! N q /.

BOARDING.
DOAHD AND fIODGINa IN A PRIVATE
family, residing In pleasant part Of he city be
obtained OF moderate rntes by single gentcmln At-
ply at this Office. iuths August q
pOARDlNG.-rIIRlcE PLEASANT ROOMS
ID With good BOARD can La had ON Immediate ippl.
cation to No. 60 CHURCH STREET wrsl sido near
1raiu htreet. lcrns reasonable. June IL
VfHCELLEsNT BOARD, AT VERY Low
~ rates, III the most central business Of tho Cit
without lod;!ing In private house. be had
For PARTICULARS address "S. l., poltofllcc May 10
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@ III A r T. ES TON /.

SATURDAY MORNING. SEPTEMBER 7, 1867.
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;'CRISPER COMA.
CIlIsPER COMA,

Chi she was beautiful and. .fair,. ~.
With Riarry eyes, and radiant Lsir. :. :.
Hhogo suritbg tendr(ls, soft cntwtned,
F:ncfninef tho yary heart and mind,
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The Ho,tE JOURNAL gives its readers a long
article on Sexnal Assimilation" in which il "a va
"Femalo physicians are multiplying civil Offices
are hlIed by women; occupations which have
hitherto been considered exclusiyolyr1 ascuIine
are usurped by thom they become pniEters and
sculptors; they Pop the question ami Inst p7ite
proceedings for divorce; they look forward to the
female millennium Of suffrage with o. assurance
thnt makes it fore&ono conclusion, and onr Now
York girl gd,ni,is oven ato beginning to se pnpors
and polish boots. From a strictly social stand
point this ncarcr approach OF TIM t.-o soxcs Il,
equally apparent Ladies' carry ,csnqs;; ,thoy are
more out OF doora and minglo moro freely with
gentlemen in their hitherto exclusive am,lscmonts:
driving and oven riding tastrido) ara becoming
more and moro feminine accomplishments so nro
croquot md billiards, swimming and diving,
hunting and fishing, walking, rowing md gymiias-
tics and we shall hear presently OF. femaIo baso
ball and cricket clubs. -. - ,
IL ALL sKBMEns and fruit-growors oomId Geuro
out tho cost and profit Of a crop rs tile Waljur.
lord community doos, there would bp loss uncor,
tain farming than horo is now; '+rho cunmi1,it,-
hgures up ts strawberry !bpsincos, for Tho .p,st
season az follows :"cost OF cultivation .7se 60.
expense OF harvesting and marketing, S1,B75 9c:
total cost 6l6 40; total receipts from tho crop
s5,olb ~; profit, ish299 rs. In 1865 tho cost 81
raising berries WAS AS contsper quart. in 1s,0
IL oentsi In 1867, 81 cents. Tho cost OF nasth,
and marketing in 1885 was 81 cents nor o,sri, II
1866. conts;in 1867, G $40 confis. Tho AVERAGE
price OF bdtrIes In 1906 was 81 colts Dor iGnsrt
q,akng ttd profit per quart 10 cents: in :ls0e tbo
avorago prico was s7 conts, making tho profit is,
conts; in 1867 tho aYo,ago prioe was 20 cents, al
lowing profit Of About copts: Thi4 years crop
was 2s, ,G25 quarts or o32. bushOs,- an average OF
100 bushels psri d the ground eultlysted,a !. !.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-02-06

Mr.. Samuel Dixon, of Posey county,
Ind. enlisted for and served three years
as a private soldier In the 9lst Indiana
volunteers. AT the time CT his enlist
ment he was 63 years of age~ He serv-
cd his full time and was never sick a
day, or unable from sickness to take his
rations regularly. AT the end of his
term he was honorably discharged, ,and a
few days ago applied at the office of a
bounty agent for his additional bounty,
and signed his name without the aid OF
glasses, being now over &C years of
ago. r.-|. t.N r.
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SIIERIDAN'S VETO

General Sheridan put a veto on the
arrangement for paying civic hcnors 10
the body of the late rebel Johnston, in
New Orleans, the cream of which is az
follows: i have too much regard for
the memory of the brave men who died
to preserve our Government, to author.
lzc Confederate demonstrations over the
remains. ofany Que who attempted to
destroy it, The beauty Of it is, this
veto stands to the honor of its author,
there being no power in New Orleans
that can, and none at Washington that
dare, override it.
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DIR. W. II. WITMOR

HAS been in successful practice for num-
Ill Der of years, with the experience of the
different hospitals in Europe, also q member
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York, continues to attend to all professional
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"UNoUEsTIoNABLY TIE best SUSTAINED WORK
OF THE KIND IN THE WORLD
HA RIP ER'S R.& u
NEW MONTHLY MAGAZINE.

CrtflcW 4SOHc6s ~ tHe fTe"".
It Is the for most Magazine ofthe day The
fireside never had more delight ul compan-
ion, nor the million more entcrpllsing friend
than Harpers Magazlue Methodist PROBES
tant, (Ballimore.)
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We must refer in terms Of eulogy to the
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ton of about 10, 900 copies-in whose pages
arc to be found some ofthe choicest light and
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WINTER TIME TABLE.
EIGHT TRAINS DAILY TO AND FROM PIIILADEI.
PIIIA AND PITTSBURGH, AND TWO TRAINS
DAILY TO AND FROM ERIE, (sUN-
DAYS EXCEpTED)
ON AND AFTER
MONDAY. NOV 10 lS

ON AND AFTER
MONDAY, NOV. 10, 1866
TIE Passenger Trains of the Pennsylvania Railroad Com
pany will depart from Harrisburg and arrive ut Phlade
phia and Pittsburgh as follows
EASTWARD, ...,... ..
Philadelphia Express leaves Harrisburg daily (cxccpt
Monday ut 2i5 NJ and arrives at West PHILADELPHIA al
100 A. NJ.
Fast Line leaves Harrisburg daily Except Mon,ays) at
go NJ, and arrives at West Philadelphia at 120 Nj
Breakfasts ut Harrisburg
Erlo Fast Line East from Erie arrives at Harrisburg
daily except Nondays and connects with Fast Line lcy'
ing Harrisburg at 90 A. NJ.
Daily Express leaves Harrisburg daily (exccp Sundays)
nt LAO p NJ and mtiyesM West Philadelphia ut $40 p.
Dinner at Harrisburg.
Cncnnati Express leaves Harrisburg daily at $40 p
NJ, and arrives ut West Philadelphia ut 1910 a. NJ Sup
per ut Harrisburg
liaEri'burs Aecomodatqn leaves Harrisburg daily lex.
copt Sundys ut llO NJ and arrives ut Vest phiaol.
West Vest '' '' ' '''''' "'' ''' ''A"'V'O" from INC
Lancaster train, via Columbia, leaves Harrisburg daily
snh'nys cxcepcd at 100 NJ, and arrives ut Philacl-
Dlcryc Accommodation, via Mt joy leaves ITorrsburp
daily except Sundays at $50 NJ, and arrives at Ian.
WESTWARD.
Erie Mail west, for Erie, leaves Harrisburg daily Tex.
ccpt Sunday ut 205 P.M and arrives Mt Eric ut 30 p NJ
Eric Fast Line west, for Erie leaves Harrisburg daily
Except Sundnysat 4l0 m arriving at Eric 035 a. M
Baltimore Express leaves Harrisburg daily Except Sun
days ut 205 H. n arrives at Altoona 730 n. takes
breakfast, and arrives at Pittsburgh at 1907. I'm.
Philadelphia Express leaves Harrisburg daily at 310a
M, arrives at Altoona Mt S25 a. n, takes breakfast and
arrives ut Pttsburgha at lao p. m.
Fast line leaves Harrisburg daily Except Sunday at
405p. arrives at Altoona ut $50 p m takes supper
and arrives ut Pittsburgh ut 2a. NJ.
Mail Train leaves Harrisburg dnily Except Sundays at
MI arrives ut Altoona ut 1925 p m takes supper
and arrives ut Pittsburgh ut 130 u m. ..r. ''t,'
Emgrant Train West 10 which first class passenger
car Ia attached for the accommodation ofooal aye leaves
Harrisburg daily Except Monday at m arrives ut
Altoona 24o p m, takes dinner and arrives at Pittsburgh
at 1885 p. m.
Dlcrville Accommodation, west leaves Lancaster daily
except SnndayS at3 20 m leaves Mount Joy ut $50
p M, anu arrives ut Harrisburg ut $50 p. m.
SAMUELA BLACK,
# ..l rf Supt. Middle Div. Penna. r. n,
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Artemus Ward says: Some kind
person has sent me Chawcers Poem's.-
Mr.. G. had talent but no couldn't spell
No man has right to be lite'ray man
onless he knows how to spell. 1t is q
pity that Chawcer who he'd genyus. was
so unedicated, He is the wuss speller l
know Of
Just three sentences too much OF
good thing neslo sabw i1 war
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.- PRAoroAL JoKING.-Joe and Commo
dore Rodgers, brother blacksmiths in
Whitewater, Wisconsin,, ,hayea great re-
putation for being practical jokers -
Last summer. Joe bought an old fashion.
ed churn tor the purpose of manufactur-
ing their own butter. and as the Conn
modore was widower, and lived with
Joe, all such work as churnipg naturally
fell to hun. One day, after supper, the
trst churning was got ready, and the
Commodore was invited to churn. ..
Hold on said he. till l go down and
get some tobacco
lie went, and while gone Joe did the
churnlng, took out the butter, and lett
the buttermilk in the churn. The Com
modore returned, looked at the churD,
took off his coat, and says, 'Waal, old
churn, it's you and I, and here's for ye =
and commenced his labor. i
After churnlng couple of hours, he
remarked that he guessed it would be
cheaper TO buy butter than make it, Il
think so too said Joe, If you are gong
to chnrn 1t out OF butter milk!
A few days after that churning pro.
cess, Joe put ore end of a small bar of
iron into his forge fire, gave the bellows
three or four pumps, aud stepped into
the back shop. While gone the Conn
modore heated the iron to black heat,
then changed ends with it and stepped
out OF the front door to watch the pro.
gress. In came Joe took up the iron,
but dropped it instantly, holding up his
burned hand, and roared with pain -
Put on some butter milk ,Joe-its good
for burn 7 said the Commodore, as he
made mastery retreat amid a shower
of bouquets composed Of hammers, hard
coal aud horse shoes. ...... ...,
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lr happened during the war that a
clergyman was posted to deliver poll :
teal address. Both parties admired the
ability Of the speaker, and the result was
many of both parties were present Fa-
ther Sabin chanced to be seated by a
rank Copperhead, who took the occasion
to remark to the old man at The close of
the speech, as follows;
Copprhead: Your preachers mix pol
i,ics with their religion
Sa5in: What say ?'-The old man
was hard of hearing.
Copperhead: Very loud y Your
preachers mix politics with their reig.
ION ......
Satin: Yes, Union politics Your
kind won't mix = ...... ,
The kind of politics that won't mix
with religion we have no use tor. The
kind that will mix ought to be preach.
ed from the pulpit. The kind that won't
'mx' ought to be denounced from the
pulpit.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-02-06

To DECLINE all advice, unless the ex
ample of the giver confirms his precep,s.
would be aboutas sapient as If travel,
Ter were to refuse to follow the directions
OF fnger-post, unless 1t drew its one
leg out Of the ground, or, rather, hoped
after its own finger.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-02-06

WuoLEsoNlENEss or APPLES Raw
mellow apples are digested in an hour
and Il half, while boiled cabbage requires
five hours The most healthfal desert
that can be placed on the table is bak-
ed apple, If eaten frequently at break
fast, with coarse bread and butter, with
ont meat or flesh of any kind, 1t has an
admirable effect on the general system,
often removing constipation, correcting
aclditles ard cooling off febrile condi-
tions more. .eifcctually than the most APP
proved medicines. Lieblg says they
prevent debility, strengthen digestion,
correct the putretactive tendencies of
ni:rogenous food, avert scuryy and pro,
badly MAINTAIN and strengthen the
power of productive labor.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-02-06
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Jefferson, Greene County, Penn'a.

MRS. Il. j. BUMGARNER, Proprietress.
HAVING RECENTLY FITTED UP THIS
Ill well known establishment, Mrs. BUM.
GARNER is prepared to furniAh The best, to The
travelling public. The TABLE always sun.
piled with the choicest dclicacics, tho BAR
with the finest Wines and Liquors, good sleep
ing apartments, and an abundance of stable
room attached to the premises Public
patronage solicited May 23, 'GG -ly.