The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-10-08

Eggslency, the PRESIDENT, l come to
Cincinnati TO investigate the merits NV
the Congressional struggle now pro-
gressin aIthls pint His Eggslency he'd
hear d nv the nominashen NV General
Cary by the DimOcrisy, and il dis
pleased him. Referrin to the papers In
the Secretary nv States Office, i'll the
pigeon hole labelled "uv the highest
i'm niportauce," he found that Cary he'd,
wunst on time. ASSERTED that the Pres
ident wuz drunken beast, or suthinto
that effect, and he chated atthe idea NV
his supporters putin up man guilty
NV SIGH hidjus crime. i aShOored
him, by TELEGRAPH, that ther wuH un-
doubtedly good reason for the ackshen
NV our friends, but that I wood see
about il, aud akkOrdinlyl come. .f
b. he'd no trou BILE in findin- the Ginral.
There he'd bin "A Dimekratic meetin
wich he he'd addressed, and foilerin the
masses -ez they dispersed, l easily got
mt him. felt, -NhenI found him nwher
l did, that it wuz all rite-and to
wnnst teleuratft to the President to that
effect. He wuzin Eat-we call in keu-
lucky Il grocery. Here they style II a
s'loon. He wuzin the highest sperits,
and felt certin NV bein elected: lie he'd
bin nominated by the working men,
and felt proud NV bein considered ther
champion. They he'd nominated him
out Nv com pliment to the years he he'd
spent in shedCiin the sweatuV his brow
for his daily bread. He he'd found the
labor road cosy one, to travel. He
wuz in ia vor nv an eiglt-hOur- -law--he
wood 90 even for maxim it u crime for
any man TO labor more than eight
hours, or to take any less wages for the
eight than he now reserved for ten, ana
he wood hev EN- paid in gold instid NV
greenbax. HeIfeIt that he wuz in favor
NV watever they wuZin favor nv.
~ l. .ENVea hui fINEa haTl
in a fervor NV extacy- and wus aston
isht to ii nd his hand wuz hard, No.
ticin my look u vsurprise, he whispered
me that to more fully identify himself
with-the brawnyt Sous NV toll he he'd
bin rubbln the pam nv his right hand
with "A whet- un for two weeks, and
he'd succeeded in ,gettin up a tollable
set nv calluses onto it. Frickshen he'd
did it. And ez he pressed the horny
hands Nv the labrfu men in hiZzen, he
bore hard on them calluses, that they
might reelize the fact that they wuZ IA
pressin the haud Nv the working mems
friend. Healso told me that ez a more
perfect token nv his admirashen Nv
labor and labrin men, he seriously
thot, at one time, NV putin on n
leather apron and wearin Nv 1t contin-
vooally, but the idea wuz given up eZ
itnpracticable, or, at least, onnecessaT
ry. 81 When he shood die, however, he
shood insist upon bevin'inscribed upon
his tOmbstun, under II picter NV a
brawny arm holdin heavy hammer,
nHere lies one who wuZ not ashamed
to work for his daily bread II aY
His Dimocrisy wu2 NV more recenter
date than the calluses-in fact, he hednt
got 1t half ez bad. The calluses he got
BY Irickshen; Dimocrlsy he wuZ a GIT
tim by Rbsorpshen. Ez beheld MN
sittin in s'loon, his horny hand clasp
in IA beer-Glass, involuutarily bustid
into tears. Butthey wuz tears NV JOY!
Here Wuz he who he'd denOunct us for
histin in loads, tiingin hIsself outside
NV heavy one; and this radicle change
wuZ affected by Dimocrisy! Here wnE
ono NV Ihem oius beins-them banes NV
Dimocrisy-u temperance lect'rer, abso-
lootIy sittin in "breRthin- hole nv
hell :" ez he yoost to style 'em, and Pi-
Zenin hisselfi The scope NV his genius
wuZ showd in the trooly uateral way
he hlsted glass to the openin benealh
his Greshun nose, and the smaGkln NV
his lips e2tthough he llked H. me ltii
itashun was capital, and to-Wunsl sci
the General down ez a genius NV the
first water. j didn't see him go Tor
whisky, but hev no doubt NV his abii-
ity TO cope with even that. When he
comes to his Irish fellow-cltizens. anu
gits to slingin sun-bursts at 'em, pre-
dict n wrassle with that hooid July e%
terrific ez he he'd with lager.
| wuz perticklerlyf charged BY the
President 10 assertane percisely lhe
nacher NV his conVickshenS on the
great questions now agitatin the pup
lie mind, with a view NV hssertalhln
whether or no the Administration wood
than with Smith, his Radical op-
ponent. telegraph to A. J. 10 wunst
s'Ee takes his nips reglar-its all rite,
and received these in answer; 'Goou
ez fur ez il goes, but not fur enoushi
press him;" and akkordenly asked
him frankly for n statement, though /
didn't consider il necessary, eZ hev
hottest that Radicals wich come to US be-
coz they amt appreciated in their own
ranks, never hev very fur TO, go; The
iump they make ginrally lands 'em
way, beyond us. His Eggslency3 is
shinin Seggsample.a The GenralA re-
mnrkt that in deference to the wishes NV
his friends,S he he'd .desid ed to drop the
sauguinary title uvginral. 1t didn't be-
| come IA hard-hRnded son NV soil to iu-
dulee in titles, no matter how won. 30
far eZ the two tickets in Hamilton
county wus concerned he felt constrain-
To say he ,shood support the Dtmekratlc.
| Considerations NV the highest 1mpor-
taucel seem TO Indicate his dooty 10
vote for DIR. Vattier, and against Sebas-
tIon. DIR. Waiter like himself, he'd one
qualification for tho offis-he'wantidi 1t.
Not only that, but large cirkle OF
| friends wantid him to hev 1t. Like
wise ,ez to the Legislacher. NO one
who don't know how many times me
he'd asked for postshen and Din crooeI-
IlY2snubbed, hez any idea NV the cor
Thpshen nv the Republican party NV
| the Sekkond Deestrick. His idea NV
rebookin it wuz to not only beet Sebas-
ton, but to elect euuh Democrats 70
| the Iepislache T to make Nallanulg-
| uup sho0r for the Senlt. These coTrupi
Ablishnistssp prefer Wade. and must be
disappointed.
| The nigger in the abstract is good
thing, 'fbut my deer air. sed he, layln
| his horny hand upon mine, she is NOT
our ekal. Yoo DON'T WANT TO MARRY
| AlSIGGERW sg r=.rLs,
| That last remark satisfied me. Ell
doubted his honesty when he wuz
driukin beer-ef lingrin suspizhun
wuz in my mind that the smack nv his
lips ez he removed the glass theretrom
wuz assoomed for ettect--I Good hey no
doubt Nv the. devoshen NV man % %
Dimocrisy who Good ask me ou
| don't want TO marty a Niger J" II
only remained for 70 hey him git it of
properly.
HWhRt !" said he. st-.sl.
nTbnt remark consernin marryin
nIgRara,'r sed l. "Yoo don't gtttit OF
smoothly. Repeat IL dozen ortRenty
times after me, observin minootly my
Style" A.
nv beeEing him ask thai kiall-impoEtani
otlestion ez pat eZ tho in his mouth II
wuz native and 2 the manor born.
"My idea" continued he "on this
question, is very much like my opinion