Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1867-01-04
HUM orouS e ipp.nss.

LADY snowy UroW, ia NOV
cold.
Why ia philan.hropis' like an OIL
horse because he starts ut 'h
sound Of wo ("oe)
Why are your nose end chin a.
variance Because words are al,
ways passing between them.
An Irish painter says that among
other portraits he has u representa-
ton Of Death as large as l,fe."
Mankind should learn temperance
from the moon-the fuller she gets
the shorter her horns become.
II have not loved lightly" as tn
man said when he married widow
weighing three hundred pounds.
Why is a washerwoman the most
cruel person in the world? Because
she daily wr'ngs mems bosoms.
The Editor Of = newspaper says
that he "never dotted an Il but ono,
in his life, and.thst was in fight with
. contemporary"
"Whst is the plural Of cent?" in.
CURED y schoolmaster.
1.-TWO cents" shouted the sharpest
in he class.
A man who uon't take a paper be-.
cause he can borrow one. has invent.
ed machine with which he can cook
his dinner by the smoke Il - neigh
boris chimney.
a Lady, speaking Of tie gathering
of lawyers To dedicate . new court
house, said she supposed they had
gone TO view the grouad where they
Mast shortly ie.
A frieu Says he's either head ever
heels in love or else he's got the col
ic--he cant cell which. as he is not
>ertain which no tasted last, kisses or
Nstermel,ns.
What is the difference between a
honeycomb and honeymoon? A
hone comb consists of number Of
sm III Cells" anl honeymoon con-
sists If one great sell"
Father said cobb!er's boy, a.
he was pegying away at an old shoe,
s'they shy the trout bite now. -
swell" ,aid the old gentleman. ~ N
stick to your work and they won't
bite you
An lrishman who had blisterel hi.
fingers by .nde,vnrlms to draw on
pair Of nax boots, exclaimed, ..by
ST. Patrick. believe | shall. never
&c, them on untii l Wear them day
or two
\ lady was asked to j in one Of
the divisions of TIE d lighters .;
Temperance. She replied. This Is
unnecessary, as it IS my intention to
lin one of the Sous in the course Of
u f " weeks.
My son, held up your hand and
tell me Wac was the strongest maa Z
-'JonaA.'
''Why so 2
cause the whale couldn't hold
him after he got him down
mir. Brown, pappy wants to know
if you won't take a 81 it and skrll
NANNY across the river
$40; but tell your pappy if it will
BE- any favor. In take an axe aud
skull him
4 sailor b, ing asked how he liked
his bride, rrpl'.d why, aye see, |
took her for to Dc only half Of me, as
the parsen says. tut dash me ii she
isn't .~ice rs much as !. l'm onls a
tar aud she q lartur."
Mike sail a bricklayer to his
hod.nau, IF you meet Patrick, tell
him to make haste, ~ We are waiting
for h.n.'
.Surs and ! WILL replied Mike ;
''but what will | tell L.ll if | don't
mate him p
B'5. ynu say that you believe
most diseases are cpnfa5,nus. How
long have you enterts.a... such no.
tons =
Ever since I sat alang.ilc Of a
hlue.eyed girl and cauch; the puIpi-
tation OF tina heart"
A boy down East is accustomed to
60 out Oh the track end iAli,ate the
steam whistle 81 perfectly rs to de.
ceivs the Geer ss III. station. lis
last attempt proved eminentIy sue.
csssfu'; the depot master cAme olt
anL switched him uf.
Al old woman, on = visit 10 her
city d,ushter, saw, for the first time.
y waterfall.
"What do You call that great big
stuffed b. Z. Ma,p:"
"rnat's waterfall"
~ " waterfall! Looks moro like q
land sllde.''
20 mauma, mammal said tow>
headed little urchin IN n TOM Of min
gled fright aud penitence, 10 namm.
I've been tl.ceariug.'
been swearing, my child, what
do you sa.'
~ mAp'na,' beginning t, sob }
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