The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-04-19

eZ they okkepied thirty eight pages
Nv legal cap paper, closely written,
they wuzenL read Mosby sent a al.
legoricle pipe made NV o corn cob,
onto wica wuz carved q symbolicle
niger with the American eagle with
his claws into his wool, with his con.
gratulatiOns; and Fernando Wood
and Jesse ID. Brite and Dan Voor.
hees sent theirn, and Vallandigham
wanted to know now whether or not
the President wuz agoin to accept
the situation ard take the Democratic
party to his buzzum 2 Efs so, he he'd
a list of appointments for Southern
Ohio wlch he wished made, At this
pint the question arose whether or
not he'd not better move my Clas
sicle and Military Institoot to Con
necticut? l am practicle man, and
| to-wunst asked, ez pertinent to the
question, whether or not ther wuz q
distlllery in Connecticut, and sekond
whether or not ther wuz vacant
post oils within four miles NV it.
Sekretary Randall replied. He
woodent hold out Endorsements that
he coodent fulfill. lie wuz honest.
Honesty wuz his best holt--simple,
child like strate forwardniss In his
deelins ia politix wuz his cheer fail
in and had well nigh been his iooin.
The first query wuz cazy 10 anser--
the election returns wood indicate to
any man NV ordinary intellek that
ther wuz distilleries either in Comet
icut or very handy to the State, but
ther wuz no Post Onlsis to spare. -
TO carry the State every wun of EN-
had bin solemenly promised.
The President remarkt that he
reely shoodnt think that tritlin cir.
cumstance wood interfere with giviu
NV en- to other men.
At this pint / broke in. / told
EN- firmly that onless 1 Good hev o
better post oils than the wun / he'd
| woodent go. Good go and Good
move wat ther is NV the College bill
dins. 1t woodent cost much to pay
freight on that corner stun. | spose
a better one Good be got in Connect
cut at less than the cost Nv transpor-
tin it, but wherever that DimocratiC
College is built that must be the cor.
ner stun NV it. That stun is hallow.
ed. Ther are tender associashens
hangin round it, 1t wuz the corner
stone NV a nigger school house wich
we burnt to the ground the mite we
heard NV the veto Nv the Civil Rites
Bill. But / wont 90 to Connecticut
onless my subsistence is asshoored.
Ther is more money ther than ia
Kentucky, hut | doubt whether they
wood support me ez well. | speeb
/ frankly. kin understand why man
kin be Dimocrat in kentucky-he' S
interested in niggers. l kin appre.
ciate the Dimocrisy NV Suthern In.
jeany, Illinois and Ohio, coz they
come from that re9ion, and the SEX
ond generashun amt got to be voters
kin understand the Dimocrisy in
| Heenan's and Fernando Wood dees.
triks, but pardon mel want to keer
very clear NV Connecticut Dimocrats
A people anywhere in Moo England
witch kin deliberately ally themselves
to us is just the kind NV people dc
mIstrust a Yankee who hez dickert
away in his interest in Bunker Hill
hev notist that q Moo Englandei
wich come South and married an old
maid, or q widdcr with a plantation
wuz never to be trusted, and it's my
experience that a demoraized Yam
kee-one who hez shed his early
trainin, and took up anybody else /:
moral close, is about the meene,t
specimen NV white man on the face
NV the green earth. lie hez the ac
cootnis wich is born NV q barren soil
without the Puritanism to keep il
within bOunds-he possesses the
ability to make livin on his native
roX, but his laziniss impels him to Q
easier subsistence in mider climes
and instid NV lshin for mackrel he
goes South and lishes for men. A
Moo En9lander unrestrained by grace
is pizen, and l bleeve Connecticut is
fall NV em. hev heerd Massachoo
sits religion aboozed, but it's suthin
we may well be thankful for. i hev
alluz bin thankful that the May. flow
er brot over religion ez well ez brains
and will.
Among the Connecticut Democrisy
l shood stand no show, and, beside,
| hev too much self respek to soshi
ate with EN- on terms NV equality
Instid Nv foragin on them they'd
manage to live on me. ! hev lambs
to shear in Kentucky, and l don't
care about changin en-. | don't want
to throw any cold water onto this
festive occasion, it being element
we all despise, but. hev we any as
shoorence Nv her continuin troo
Ef l understand it, we won by means
nv patronage, and in runnin a Wal
Democrat, bein I, in common will
all troo Democrisy despise. w,
cant do it agin. The next blast thai
sweeps from tie North will bring tC
our ears story Nv another kind
One swaller don't make a spring.
hev knowd NV calves being horn with
two heads. This election, fear me
is one Nv these monstrosities wicl
nacher sometimes perdooses to show
what she is capable nv. 1t amt nor
NAL. / hev no objecksun to yool
feelin good over tit rejoict me
coz it'll give our friedds South cour
age, and may skeer the Radicals into
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