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Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22
Hotel d'EurOpe.
CORNER OF MAIN AND LAFAYETTE STREETS
MOKELUMNE HILL.


THE undersigned would respectfully an
L nounce to the public, that he has COM
pleted his Hotel-having added stone front
and fitted it up in the most approved style.
The rooms are spacious and airy and have
been fitted up with NEW FURNITURE
throughout. One of the largest and finest
Fl a IL s
in the State for the accommodation of dan
cling parties, is attached to the house.
The Hotel will be kept on the European plan
Travellers and others will find it first class
House.
The BAR will be constantly supplied with
the best of Liquors and Cigars.
Guests will always be furnished with the
best the market affords, and no pains will be
spared to make their sojourn at the HOTEL
l. .EUROPEpleasant and agreeable.
Charges moderate to suit the tims9.
GEORGE LEGER.
Mok Hill, January 25, ls64,jyS'C7:tf
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MOkELUMNE HILL
Hydraulic Water Works

DERSONS WISHING TO HAVE THE
i use of water for dwelling houses or 9TH
: purposes, will please apply 10 the Collec-
tor.
No person. having o permit for the use of
water, will be allowed to supply water to
other families or persons.
Collections will be made on Monday of
each week.. ..---.s
1t shall be an invariatle rule to shut of
the water it non-payment extends longer
than one month
.FOORMAN,. Proprietor.
II. c. HAMER, Collector.
Mok. Hill, March 9th, 1867.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

AN EXPERIMENT-Never chase
your own hat when it blows off in gale
of wind; just stand still, and you will
presently see half a dozen persons in
pursuit of it. When one has captured
it, walk leisurely toward him, receive it
with a graceful acknowledgment, and
replace it on your head; he will inva-
riably act as if you had done him ia
vor. Try it.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

THE name of "spinster'' had its orr
gin in the fact that in olden times no
maiden was deemed fit for marriage un-
til she had spun her own wardrobe.
Modern wisdom has changed this good
old standard of eligibility.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

THERE is dew in one flower and not
in another, because one opens its cup
and takes it in, while the other closes
itself and the refreshing drop falls to
the earth. God rains wisdom and mer-
cy as widely as the dews, and if we lack
them it is because we will not open our
hearts to receive them. They fall upon
all alike. sA
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

" Dr. Bourne treats all diseases of the throat
chest and lungs-which includes dptheria bro5-
enliis lnciplen consumption, pleurisy, Group. etc-
with the greatest success. Great relief is
In advanced stages of consumption. Rheumatism
paralysis, neuralgia, fever and ague dropsv, etc ;
are also cured quickly. pleasantly and economically
No medicine whatever.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

"SIsTER," said one of the brethren
at love feast, "are you happy ?"
"Yes, Deacon l feel as though
were in Beelzebub's BOSOM"
"Not in Beelzebub's bosom, sister ~
''Well, oneof the patriarchs' ; l DON t
care much which,
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THE
TIE
INSTITUTE
645 Washington Street. fag
J. H. JOS SELYN, M. D.,
Resident Physician.
Resident Physician.

THE DIRECTORS OF THIS CELEBRATED
l. Medical Institute wish to thank the public for
the generous manner in which they have sustained
the Resident Physician with their patronage. 1t is
now six years since the institute established
during that time there have been over THIRTY
THOUSAND CONSULTATIONS, and in all cases
where the disease was durable.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

AT spiritual meeting not long ago,
the prophet Balaam was called up and
asked if there were any jackasses in his
sphere. "No," he replied in 1ignantly,
''they are all on earth"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

A CERTAIN old lady of our acquaint-
ance who had never travelled in the cars
resolved last year to visit Boston. She
had no sooner alighted from the car
than man took hold of her arm with
the usual "Take cab ?" Looking him
full in the face she drawled out hesitat-
ingly: "Wa'al, l dunno. Be they good
tn eat?" .
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Confirmation Strong Of an Interesting
Letter.
SAcRAMRNrn Nnr % 1sr,

SACRAMENTO, Nov. %, 1865
DEAR Tori received YOUR letter few davs
since, asking for NV photograph, which / will at
tend to as soon as convenient. At present am very
busy, on account oil the stormy weather, being out
at all times, both night and day. and am eDioyine
very good health, apprehending no danger if l. am
properly careful. as every should be- | have
read my letter in the Call and other paners snd
have been asked several times concerning it. wheth
it is correct, and say can vouch for its con-
tents, and more ifrequired and so can great many
others who knew me at the time.
| remain YOUR friend
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

"JENKs, 1 am going to raise your
rent" said landlord to his tenant
Thank you, said jerks, s'for I'm
blessed if | can raise it myself"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

The next time Andy Johnson swings
around the circle, it is understood that he
will go to Russian America and try the Arc
tic Circle which Seward bought for that
purpose.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

One advantage about India rubber
rifles is this, you can shoot around a
corner without exposing your rear to
the flank movement of bricktat.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

A GENTLEMAN who was appealed to for aid
for the suffering poor of Crete, replied that
there were poor ''creters' enough at home to
claim all the aid that he could afford to give.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

SAN Francisco, August 90, 1865
ADVISED by the undersigned, Mr. James Campbell
most deporable state of i'll health) placed himself
under the care of DR.. Bourne, the Water Cure Ply
stefan. Some six months afterwards he visited the
city, When accidentally met him at Dr., Bourne's
establishment, and am happy to say, restored to
enjoyment of good health, and in fine spirits
JOHN SULLIVAN
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

The King of Siam outdoes Brigham
Young. His Siamese Majesty, who is sew.
enty- three years old, has lo1 wives and SO
children. SIS
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22
MEDICAL ADVICE to Females.

When female is in trouble afflicted with dis
case and requires medical surgical assistance
the first inquiry should be, where is there phys-
clan who is fully competent to administer relief
who thoroughly understands the applica tion of med
icine to disease. whose scientific attainments in
gerry have made him eminent in,his profession,
and whose respectable standing in society recon-
mends him to the confidence of the community p
Unless these and many more questions be sat
isfactoriy answered, the afflicted should pause be-
fore consulting any one. The Doctor has been a
PROFESSOR OF OBSTETRICS and FEMALE
DISEASES for twenty years, and is fully qualified
to administer in all cases, both medically and
gically, in aa thorough manner years of study
and practice-both in hospitals and families
axe. Therefore families rely upon him as upon
father ALL IN AFFLICTION, No MATTER
WHAT ITS NATURE, WILL FIND IN HIM
WITH AND BEFRIEND THEM IN TROUBLE
ONE IN WHOSE SECRECY THE UTMOST
CONFIDENCE CAN RE PLACED.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

CAPITAL weather, Mr.. Jones, capt.
tai weather. My wife's got such cold
she,can't speak. | like such weather."
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

BorH-The cattle plague has en-
tirely disappeared from Great Britain,
and nearly all the cattle with it. '
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

IT is qnite possible for man with a
pipe in his mouth to be intensely in
earnest, but it is quite impossible to look
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

JOHN BIDwELL has accepted the invitation
to- deliver the annual address at the mex,
State Fair. r> 1
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A Perfect and Permanent ur

Has been performed. Malicious charlatans have
opened traps in close proximity to the Institute,
adopting similar names, hoping to attract the un-
wary but their failure to do so is perfectly appar
ent-for the business has not been affected in the
least. but has gone on increasing its usefulness and
profits in. regular ratio. The Resident Physician
has by careful study and experience within the
last few years, been successful in discovering
electric remedies which far superior to any be-
fore used inthe healing art. and he can
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

The Table.
is loaded with the best viands the market and
country affords. and all cooked in the most
approved style.
The Rooms,
are LARGE AND AIRY and eminently suited
for families, and the beds are the latest style
Of SPRING MATTRESSES, WITH CLEAN
SHEETS and sutficiency of covering.
The proprietor is determined to conduct the
=. Monitor :" in such manner that the most
fastidiou: can frame no objections to it in any
of its appointments. He therefore solicits
of the public liberal share of patronage.
The tariff of prices is suited to the times.
Don't forget the sign" The Monitor"
Mok Hill, Dec. 9th, 1865. .-i9'67:tf
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Warrant Them to ure

All cases for which they used, make no
charge for services They will be forwarded to any
place in the Pacific States upon the receipt of let
ter stating the disease with symptoms, the age and
sex of the patient 1913 s.I.t.'rr
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22
The Female Medicines

Discovered and used by the Resident Physician,
are the only remedies which are safe and sure to
have the effect. The large number of cases in
which they have been used, is guarantee of their
success. Great should be taken in visiting the
Institute. to remember the name.
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JAMES CAMPBELL.
To DR. BOURNE, San Francisco

DR.. Bourne takes the liberty to publish the aboy
many persons had prophesied his relapse into
his former condition, returning to his duties, of
of consumption have recently attractedso much
attentionto the Water Cure, improved upon and
practicsd BY. Or. Bourne. This additional testmo-
mus. prove satisfactory to all reasonable mindo
1t should be remembered that Or. Bourne uses ms
medicines whatever, and that his patients almost
TOB PRINTING EXECUTED WITH
y neatness- and dispatch at this Office.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

CoNTRADIcroRY.-An Irish paper adver-
rises, Wanted an able bodied man. as g
washer woman. -r
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Miners Drug Store +!

THANKFUL to my many friends, the citi-
i zens of this place and throughout the
county, for the very liberal patronage ex
tended TO the
Miners Drug Store,
and asking continuance. of the same. 1 take
pleasure in informing the public that have
secured the services of Mr.. PETTIBAUX,
who is one of the best Druggists in this
State, who has charge of the establishment,
and who, by his strict attention to the busi-
ness will endeavor to satisfy the most fastid-
ious by attending to all orders promptly.
This establishment is the only one in this
county which has the largest assortment OF
Genuine Chemical Preparations,
Medicines, Drugs, etc.,
and where they are sold cheaper than at any
other similar establishment in the county.
None but Genuine Patent Medicines kept
on hand.
Physicians prescriptions put up carefully
day and night. and for the POOR, gratis :
Surgical instruments, Trusses, Shoulder
Braces, etc., of every description and kind
constantly on hand in large quantities.
Over 200 varieties of COLOGNE, and
French and American Perfumes on hand.
Great Depot of all brands of -i
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kERO s z N e.

such as Comet, Downer's Best. Chiropee. Ori
entail, etc. 10000 gallons sold in six months
From 1000 to 5000 gallons constantly or
hand. By buying in such large quantities
am enabled to sell ch .aper than the cheapest
kerosene Lamps. Burners, Chinneys
etc. by the dozen or gruss.
1000 best Swedish and Hungarian Leeches
COME ONE! COME ALL!
Call at the Miner Drug Store for your sup
plies. 'r-Hff
4. II. IIOERH HNER.
Mok. Hill. March %. lS64-jy5' :tf.
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TO TIE SICK :
Cures Without Medicines.
FOURTEEN YEARS IN SAN FRANCISCO
Pioneer Water Cure
"DR. BUURNE's BATHS. /"
IT, PERFECT CURES GUARANTEED,
according to agreement in al cases,
FOR THE CURE OF


FOR THE CURE OF
Neuralgia, Paralysis, Rheumatism Bronchitis
Consumption incipient) Pleurisy. Fever
and Ague. all other Fevers, Dropsy, Fry
sipelas. Colds, Coughs. Oak Poisoning
(for which DR.. Bourne discovered the only
scientific and certain cure,) Dyspepsia,
. Dreams" Sexual Weakness. the Remov
: al Of Mercury and all other mineral Pois-
ons, etc. The methods adopted by DR..
Bourne are the most pleasant, the safest.
quickest aud most reliable ever devised.
~ SAVE YOUR TINE, Comfort and
Money. by employing DR.. BOURNE. Con
sultations FREE, by Mail or Express. or
personally. Send or call for circular of
recommendations, references, certificates of
cures. etc. which are not bogus. but given
by well known and responsible individuals.
No. 10 MASONIC TEMPLE
Corner Of Montgomery and Post strs.
SAN FRANCISCO.
gs1- Entrance on Post street. adjoining the
Grand Portal, -
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The Great Female Remedies
The Preventive Powders.

Guaranteed to prevent obstructions from any cause
Price SO for box that will last four MONTHS
Married women in some circumstances must not use
them. The French Lunar Female Monthly Pills,
for the of all suppressions, price, s3 per box,
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22
Stage Line.

MNN n Mg signed would respectt
fully inform the public that he will run a
Line Of Stages Tri-Wcckiy
.l Between
MOKELUMNE HILL and WEST POINT,
via Rich Gulch and Mosquito Guloh,
The Stages will leave the Hotel d Europe
Mokelun,ne Hill. at o'clock A. H. the fol-
lowing days: Tuesdays. Thursdays and Sat
urdays. Leave West Point at O'Clock A.
NJ, on Mondays. Wednesdays and Fridays
W. F. MOSES. Proprietor
CHARLES THRALL. Agent.
Mok. Hill, March 30, .-apl3'67:tf
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

Patients residing in any part of the State,
however distant, who may desire the opinion
and advice of DR.. DOherty on their respective
cases, and who think proper to submit writ.
ten statement of SUCH, in preference 10 hold
ing personal interview, are respectfully as
sured that their communications will be held
most sacred. DR.. Doherty takes this oppor-
tunity of observing. that all letters are only
opened and replied to by himself, and the
latter as promptly as possible.
If the case be fully and candidy described, per
sonal communication will be superseded, as instruc.
tions for diet, regimen, and the gereral treatment
of the itself (DcludiDg the remedies) VIII
forwarded without delay, and in such manner as
to convey no idea of the purport of the letter
parcel so transmitted.
% Consultation FRRE-Permanent cures guaran
eed or no pay.
Address, W. DOHERTY, NJ. D.,
mar 23:iv:Bl = San Francisco, Col,
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-22

DIR. JULIEN PERRAuLT. Doctor of Medicine
of the Faculty of Paris. Graduate of the
University Queens College, and Physician OF
the St, John Baptiste Society of San Fran
cisco.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-05-15
BOGUS JEwELnY.-It-is passing strange

BOGUS JEwELRY-Itis passing strange
that country people will insist upon being
swindled by bogus jewclry scamps. AL
most overy day we receive letters asking
whether such OF such "a firm" is reliable,
said firms" having never been heard of
among any respectable jewelry houses in
New York. Let it be known, once for all
that no reliable jewelry house resorts to
any such method of selling their goods.
We have before US ticket of "the prize
iewelry" sort, which afirms that "on the
receipt of SIS it will entTtIe the holder to
one gold double.cased watch, fine ruby
movement, beautifully engraved case,
warranted sterling fine, valued at S65,"
We got professional watchmakerto to sake
the ticket and see what sort of watch it
was. This is the report:-"Composition
case instead of gold very poor cylinder
movement, but stamped "patent lever )"
value not over So, and very poor invest
ment at that; will cost more than it is
worth to keep it in running order"
This, NO doubt, is a fair sample of the
whole fraternity Of swindlers. Don't
touch one of them. Ben. Butler stealing
spoons is Christian by the side OF these
eraceless seamps.-N. Y. Day Book.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-05-15

D1sFRANcH1sEAfENr.-The Washington
correspondent of the New York CONNER
cidl Advertiser says:
The attorney Generals elaborate opinion
on the aisfranchising clauses in the Recon
struction Acts, viii put g stop to the pro-
scriptions of the Boards of Registration
in Louisiana and other Southern States, by
which nearly every white citizen has been
excluded from the polls. The Attorney
General is of the opinion that every doubt
must go in favor Of the citizen, and he
gives very liberal construction to several
provisions of the Acts in question. Among
other legal positions taken in Interpreting
the disqualitications, it is assumed that the
words 'tgiving aid and comfort to the ene-
mics of the United States" when they oc-
cur in the Constitution, and consequently
in any act Of Congress, have no meaning
whatever where the enemies are rebels,
but apply exclusively to foreign wars, and
to alien public enemies So says every
authority, English and American, since the
original words were first used in the anc
cient statue of the twenty-ffth year OF
Edward III.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-05-15

WHO ARE D1sFRANcHIsED IA Geor-
gia contemporary has received, in reply to
the above inquiry, from friend in Allan
ia, what purports 20 be o semiofncial de.
claration of General Pope's construction of
this clause of the military bill. 1t is as
follows:
An officers or persons who held positions
connected with the judicial department. of
State Government, such as lawyers,
clerks, sherifs, coroners and the mayors
and aldermen of cities where their char
ters declare them er o6cio justices of the,
peace, as we'll as judges and justices OF the
peace, sre included in tho term judicial
officers; and if man held and exercised
any one of those Offices or positions, and
took an oath as such to support and de
fend the Constitution, and afterward got
his owm free will and consent to throw off
the Government OF the United States for
the sake OF the Southern Confederacy, he
is distranoised by the law. But even if a
man did hold one of these Offices before
the war, and did nothing Of his own free
viii and accord to throw off the. United.
States. Government, he is not disfran-
chisede ~
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-05-15

second hour Of my stupor when the words
struck my ear mufled and. dim. But de-
liciously sweet thepoor voice soundedin
my agony Then, N Will:aaid:
aFeel his pulse, now: Nina. He is com
ing round. Twill: leave you here While
i go and bring mother
I'VE wers alone. Il could not move, but
L could feel her Kisses rained on.my 1ace,
her sobbing regrets for.past unklnoness,
and her low prayers-prayers whispered
for my safety. At last I opened my eyes,
with my. head resting on her arm, my
face raised, to hers, and my hand clasPing
hers. she could not escape. SO she sur
rendered at discretion, and we were mar
ried three months before told her who
made her the second offer.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-05-15
A BoY's FIRST CoMpos1rloN.-An

A BOYS FIRST CoMPosIToN.-An OK
change gives the following as a genuine
production, just as it came from the pen
OF a Juvenile, it being his first compost
ton. The subject-"Oxen"
"Oxen is very slow animal, they are
good to brake ground up. | would drath-
er have horses if they didn't have kollick,
which they say is wind collected in a
bunch, which makes it dangerer for to
keep horses the people would have to
wheal thare wood on wheal- barrow, it
would take two or three days to wheal
a cord d mile. Cows is useful to- have
heard some say that if they had to bo
tother or an OK they wood be COW.
But think when it cum to have their
tits pulled of mornin thay wood wish
thay wasn't, for oxen don't generally have
TO raise caves. if i had to be emmy wood
rather be heffhr. But if i ceodent be-
heffur and he'd to be both j wood be an
OK"
aJosh Billings" Artemus Ward, and a
host of other professional, paid humor-
lists, hardly ever beat this in genuine hui
NOR.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1867-05-15

IMPORTANT SU1T.-We learn that bill
has been filed By certain of the first
mortgage bond d-holders against the Green
Vile and Columbia Railroad Company, to
ferccloss the morsgag and sell the road.
Upon an er parte hearing, an order was
issued calling on the holders of this class
of bonds, and requiring them to partici-
pate in, the suit; and publication was
made in the paper accordingly. Upon a
reconsideration of the motion, on Tuesday
last the order was rescinded by his Honor
Chancellor Carroll, and the advertisements
has been Withdrawn. The bill is filed by
Hon. w. F. DeSaussuro; and the Rail-
road company is represented by Messrs.-
Arthur, Melton & Melton.
Inasmuch as we learn that the suit, if
successful, will result in the destruction of
the road and the serious embarrassment
of large portion Of the State, we earn
estly regret that any of the bond-holders
have deemed it necessary to- their inter-
est to urge their claims especially when
our affairs are otherwise so utterly de-.
ssed.-PheniI.