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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
Original Notice.

Elizabeth Fawcett, plaintiff, District Court of
Elizabeth Fawcett and Iu- Iowa, June
cretia s Fawcett, defendants Term, 1867.
To Elizabeth Fawcett and Lucretia S Faw-
cett defendants:
You are hereby notified that there is now on
Ale In the Office OF the Clerk OF the District
Court. in and for the county of Cedar, In the
State of Iowa. a petition of Elizabeth Fawcet,
plaintiff, claiming of you the sum of two hun
dred and eighty five 65- 100 dollars. with inter-
est thereon from the 10Th day OF December
1862 at the rate of six per cent per annum,
due her on certain promm issory note exc
cuted by one Xaccheus Fawcet now deceased,
dated Feb. 18th. 1860, and payable on the 18th
day of Feb, 1869. for five hundred dollars. with
interest thereon payable annually, which
note has not been paid nor any part thereof
except the sum oftWo hundred dollars, on the
10th day OF December, 1852: also: to forclosc q
mortgag of the same date with said note, given
by Xaccheus Fawcet and Lucretia Fawcet for
tho security for the payment of said note on
the North \ Northeast X sec eighteen H8l
township eighty, 800 South range four, "a w 9TH
p. NJ, in said county. which note and mortgage
are unpaid, and which are the property of the
plaintiff. The said Iaccheus Fawcet having
departed this life. and no executor to his estate
! having been appointed, and the defendants
! appear to said petition. and defend thereto at
or before noon of the second day of the next
term Of said court, to be begun and held at
Upton, in said county, on the first Monday of
June, 1867 default will be entered against YOU
and Judgment rendered thereon in accordance
with the prayer or said petition.
l5wf II. G. PIATr Plff $ ATTY
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
Original Notice.

District Court Of Cedar county, Iowa, June
Term 1867.
Margaret J. Hoover, plaintiff, against Penn
broke Hoover, defendant.
To Pembroke Hoover, defendant: You are
hereby notified that there is now on file in the
oifict OF the Clerk of the District Court in and
FOR the county of Cedar. in the State of Iowa q
petition of margaret ]. Hoover plaintiff claim
Ing decree of divorce from the bonds of mat
r1mony heretofore existing between You and
tion, and also claiming the care custody, con
troll and guardianship Of your infant son, Rob-
srt Leroy Hoover. Now unless you appear to
said petition and defend thereto at or before
noon of the second day of the next term of said
Court, to he begun and held at Upton in said
County. on the LIST Monday of June. 1867 de-
fault VIII he entered against you and Judgment
rendered thereon in accordance with the
prayer of said petition.
lbwf Fl. e. PIATT Plff's Att'y
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25

Every grade 81 sugars at
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
WIN. M. KNOTT.

4 UCTIONEER. Will attend promptly to
n selling all kinds of property at Auction,
in any part Of Cedar county. A list of his sales
will always be found at the TIProN ADvERTI-
SER ONCE, where those desiring his services
can fx the day for their sale without seeing
linn. ~
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
sloAN's CONDITION. POWDER

Has the largest sale II any Horse and Cattle Medicine
~ this country. ii i caml.~c,l IT herbs ai roots. and
r Mildue- safety certainty aud tlorohgncss stands
precautionary Al the head Of the list 81 Horse and
fahis Nt.tte,sir-.
1t ,arrsn- IN af hnH.ra ISeyents harsea from
h'-ing tia ftiniering puriie- the blood lnosens
. skin. and gives II snaoth aud glossy appearance,
i-an<"s ilir winter and Strengthens part Of the
s.s. II j. aIs ans a,, certain remedy for coughs
and colds which generate ~ many fatal discusses.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
SOMETHING new
UNDER THE SUN!
A NEW ERA in MEDICINE!

As~Let the Suffering and Diseased read the
following.
BE-Let all who have been given up by Doc
tors and spoken Of as incurable, read the fol-
lowing.
"a. Let all who can believe facts, and can
have faith in evidence, read the following:
Know ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS, That, this
the Twentieth day Of June, in the year Of Lord
One Thousand Eight Hundred and Sixty Six person.
ally came Joseph Eaydrck to me, known such, and
heiug duly sworn deposed as follows: .That he is the
sole general agent for the United States and depend
enee thereof for preparations medicines known
DIR. Maggiels Pills and Salve, and that the following
certificates yerbatum copies to the best Of his
knowledge and belief.h
JAMES SMEITRE.
L. S. Notary Public,
Wall Steeet New York.
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II.
Ny name is JaCo Hardy; / am Iron Founder; l
was badly burnt by hot iron in November last my
healed, but had running sore my leg that would
not heal; tried Maggeil's Salve, and it cured in
few weeks. This is all true, and anybody me
at Jackson's Iron w orks, I'd Avonue.
J. HARDY, ll9 Goeriek Street.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25

Albata Tea and Table Spoons at ALDEN,S
Buy your Fancy Toilet Soaps at ALDENs.
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Another lCilvsukie Dog Tale.


Another Kilwsukie Dog Tale.
The Daily Wsconstn Of the 9th inst,
has the following statement on the al.
thosity ofa gsntlen d who vouchsp for
IL truth: . f. - %
The To- was very weak In the river
abovs the city, but two dogs had the
ts0srity to believe It stcons enough to
hold thsm Up, 20 they started to cross.
About half way over one OF them broke
- rzAeoeosr saw tbss harm had
seafads, and broks Into =
- loedly. He had nearly
reached the shore, when finding that
his comrade did not come TO time, he
!~hirled, and, went back - fast a. he
could, reached the spot where the I'M
Iortanats Vas founderiDg in the water
In his vain attempts to extricate him
self, and reaching over, grasped him by
IL neck and endeavored to pull him
go \ vas ! bigger job than he had
Ged for, and three.times, he tried
Il & the evident risk Of being pulled In
himself. At length he seemed to give
Is up - . bad job, stood upon the ice
locking about him for moment, and
then with disconsolate whine, turned
70 wnIk~sAway.s The dog in the river
confe st1sing that he was to be deserted.
dtssSsd . melancholy yell, which fell
upou the others ears, and the latter in
stead Of leaving the spot, as be evident
" had designed doing, turned and went
hack, and by strong effort and with
30 little danger to himself, seized the
dog by the neck and pulled
Nm ct % that he could get good foot
hold and save himself The two dogs
hen made for the shore, losing no time
~ the way as may we'll be imagined.
rhe incident was witnessed by num-
,er Of people, and the ssgacity of the
~ was highly applauded. ~
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
THE FLOREN CE
ALDEN'S.
DIR. RIaELoW

Is the only Physician, ~ . specialist,
now in Chicago that can be entirely
relied upon. 60 TO HIN, and not SUI
fer that horrible disease to remain IN
your system, dishgnring your face snd
body, besides destroying your happl'
ness and future prospects Of life. lie
has made Private Diseases and Nerv-
Gus Debility his study for the past
twenty yeass. and II therefore the per.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25

DR.. MAGGIEL:--I take my pen to write you Of my
great relief and that the awful pain in my side has
left me at las.-:hauks TO ysur medicine Oh doctor,
how thankful am that can get some sleep can
never write enough. THANK you again and again,
and sure that you really the friend Of all suf-
ferers. could not help writing to you, and hope
you will not take it amiss. JAMES MYERS,
Jig Avenue D.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25

This s to certify that / was discharged from the
army with Chronic Diarrhea, and have cured by
DIR. Maggiels Pills. WILSON HARVEY,
New York, April 7, 1865. 81 Pitt Street.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
DR.. MAGGIEL'S PILLS

Asthma, Bowel Complaints,
Coughs, Colds, Chest Diseases,
Costiveness, Dyspepsia,
DarrhGa Dropsy, DEBILITY,
Fever and Ague, Female Complaints,
Headache, Indigestion. .Infuensa,
inflammation, Inward Weakness,
Liver Complaints, Lowness OF Spirits,
Ringworm, Rheumatism, scalds,
Skin Diseases, Salt Kheum, &c.
TTNOTICE.-None genuine without the engraved
trademark around each pot box signed by DR.. J.
MAGGIEL, ~ Fulton st.. New York, to counterfeit
which is felony.
"CoUNTERFEITs: Buy no Maggiel Pills or
Salve, with a little pamphlet inside the box
They are bogus The genuine have name OF J..
Haydock on box with name of Maggiei NJ D.
The genuine have the Pill surrounded with
white powder" AV-Hall & Schumacher are
sole agents for these Pillsin Cedar county.
Sold by alrespectable dealers in medicines through
out the United States and Oh nadasat Is cents per
box or pot sept27-vl3n89y1
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25

The Cav requires hr supplied with Nh abundance Of
.ssi-n" make her lat t- IL not desirable but 10
k",st ~ reg .,i secretion ii milk and all Of
Nil ini i.x gisg them
sLOAN's CONDITION Powders
twise h. latV. Increase, quantity and quality
ipiik aid II carries Oh all fever and i'm.
,fiir. liz. tdnai III. effect il seen throug hont tho
sras..i, ~ 4 ~ u and abundant flow af milk
III" tiin.t y hrg inning To he aware Ut the valuable
papei,i.~ e Ntn"H's condition jO,eder, in pro-
ntin. III. condition II his sheep and prev ing many
II the Diseases Il all the domestic atcd atnias
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25

The following is an interesting case of a man EN-
pioyed in an Iron Foundry who, in pouring melted
iron into a oask that damp and wet caused an
explosion. The melted iron thrown around and
on him in perfect shower. and he was burnt dread
fully. The following certificate given to me, by
him, about eight weeks after the accident:
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25
Candles and Soap at
WIN. II. SIMPSON 4 CO.,
Manufacturers of
Marble Monuments,
Tonb and Head Stones,

WUyGAIYNE, IOWA.
Keen ON hand large stock of marble, 9oni
which we will manufacture Monuments, 1au
lets and Headstones to suit the wants @ vu ~,
orders promptly ilIed. delivered and set ~
any part OF the county. Especial af.e"io
paid to getting MP new designs. ny
w H. SIMPSON w. ". Webster. J. H. S're'
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-04-25

NoN Via Mp SON whom ii .saio.sd :nos,H esnsuM.
n heard Of patient Of his not being cured
since he has been in this city. His seputation has
vouchers in all the city papers, his patients and the
medical profession both here and abroad being the
NEST skilled specialist here, and thorough master
all sexual diseases. II eli others fail, don't despair
give him q call. tits only common occurrence with
him to cure such diseases His separate for
ladies and gentlemen and the most complete In ths
city.
You've MEx, TAKE PARTICULAR NorIcE.-Doctor
BeeloW devotes much Of his time 10 the treatment Of
those cases caused BY secret habit which ruins both
body and mind, uniting the unfortunate individual
for either society The sad effect Of these
early habits the Of ripper years II TO weaken
and debiltate the constitution, destroy the physical
and mental owers, diminish and enfeehle the natural
feelings, and exhaust the vital energies Of manhood;
the pleasures Of life mArred the object Of marriage
frustrated and existence itself rendered term 81
nnceasing misery and regret Such persons especially
those contemplating marriage. should lose time in
making immediate application, - DR.. b., by his new
treatment, is enabled to insure speedy and perms
nent cure.
Consultations free and confidential. ONCE, No
119 South Clark Street. Of Monroe, haf block
from the Post Once. Post Once Box l54, Chicago,
Ill. Once hours from Q 4. NJ. r. 6P. n.
Send for his Guide to Health, published monthly,
free ofcharge.
N. B.-Ladies, send for descriptive circular Of
Pessare Remedie the best preventive Of conception
known. Sent to any address free Of charge. vlSnsi
Candles and Soap at ALDEN's.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02
VARIETY.
Some Things Love Us.

An within and al without ne
Feel a melancholy thrill
And the darkness bangs about me-
Oh. how still !
To nv feet The river glideth,
Through The shadowy-sulicn daFs
On he stream the white moon rideth,
Like a bark
And the linden leans above me,
TIN I think some things there be,
10 this dreary world that love me,
Even me-
Gentle flowers are springing pear me,
Shedding sweetest breath around
Countless voices rise O. cheer ne,
From the ground.
And the lone bird comes, hear ~
In the tall and windy pine,
Pour the sadness Of is spirit
Into mine
Tbsre IN swings and wings above,
TIN i think some things there be,
In his dreary world that love,
Even mel
Nov tAe moon has hOated 70 ne,
On the stream ! see is way,
Swinging. boatlike, as 'twould WOO me
Far away;
And the stars bend from the azure,
could reach you where lie,
And they whisper Of the pleasure,
In the sky
There they hang and smile above ne,
TIL some things there be,
In the very heavens, that love NE,
Even mel
Now wheu comes the tide Of even
Like a solemn river, slow,
Gentle eyes, akin 20 heaven,
On me glow
Loving ewes that tell their story,
Speaking % nv heart Of hearts,
but I sigh, ga thing Of glory
Soon departs!
Yet when May fades above me,
I must think that there viii be
One more thing in Heaven tolove ne,
Even me
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02
Sl50,000.

Directors:
T. II. Logan, T. P. Shallcross, j. :. Rhodes, George
Mendel. j. H. Hobbs. Saml. Mcclellan, G. W.
FranEhcim, James y. Vance, Alexander Laughlin.
Z. NJ AISQUITH, Agent at CIlARLESTOWN.
THIS Company now having been organized four
years, and in that time done a successful bust
ness Is still prepared TO take risks az fair rates on
Buildings of all kinds Merchandise, Manutactu-
ring Establishments, Furniture, Steam Boats and
CargOes on the Western Rivers and Lakes.
This company offers superior inducements to Far
mers, whereby, they can be insured on Dwellings,
Furniture, Barns and contents, for 3 or years at
reduced rates.
This being home institution, with the largest
capital and surplus Of any company in the State,
and composed Of some ninety-four stockholders,
most OF whom are among our best business men, re-
commcnds itself 20 the favorable consideration of
the insuring public, and solicits their patronage.
Office, No. % Monroe ST., Wheeling, W. Va.
Applications for insurance will be promptly at
tended to. y. c. ARTHUR, Secretary.
SANL MCCLELLAN. Presiden..
GEO. MENDEL, Vice President
e. VI. Coen, Special Agent. W. IT, Mathews,
Agent at Nartinsburg. Z. NJ. Aisquith, Agent at
Char,estown.
April IL, lS67-ly.
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The Southern Hepatic Pills,

VTADE and sold by G.. W. DEEMS, the discov-
lfi erer, who has removed to Baltimore, Md.
where he can have access 10 the purest and best
medicines on the most favorable terms He will
always keep on hand large supply, and will sell
10 his customers: Wholesale and retail az the short
est notice.
Where these Pills are known, especially in the
Southern States, where they have been circulated
so extensively they need no recommendation
their merits are so we'll known by their results.
We thank our customers for the liberal patron
age given us heretofore, and hope they will cOntin-
ne to favor Us By sending their orders TO O.. W.
Deems, No. rs South Calhoun Street, BalmOre, Nd.
where they will be promptly attended TO. Price
IS cts per box; $3.50 per dozen, and liberal dis
count 10 dealers.
He will also keep on hand supply of
DEEMS SOVEREIGN REMEDY
for the Cure of Fever and que and all other Chls
and Fevers.
This Remedy comes in contact with the poison
that the Disease, and utterly destroys il in
one day. used strictly according the directions
accompanying each box. OF the number OF cases
that have used them not one has failed 10 produce
an immediate cure, as far as we have heard. This
is certainly one of the most remarkable Remedies
ever brought before the public. A full description
Of it will accompany each box. This is the very
thing for the Southern Climate. The high prices of
the medicines Of which they are composed compels
TO I the prices at so cts per box SIS per dozen,
and liberal discount % dealers.
He will also keep on hand a supply Of
DEEMS RHEUMATIC AND NERVE
LLNLhENT,
certain cure for rheumatism, sprains, bruises,
cramps, pain and weakness in the back and joints,
toothache, numbness, frozen limbs, burns, indam-
alton, tumors, eruptons of skin, wounds, swellings
eyes, hoar,eness, sorethroat bronchitis, ner-
vous headache, &C., &c.
And is a most etfectual remedy for the most Of
the diseases Of H0RSES-spavin, bruises, strains
dwellings wounds, scratches, sore back, sore eyes
Price Is cts. per bottle $3.50 per dozen.
At the above rates they can be sent by mail or
express 20 any point in the United States. The
cash must accompany the order. Dealers can have
any Of these Medicines at fifty per cent discount BY
the Gross.
June 7, lssS-Iy
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02
FARMING IMPLEMENTS
Machinery.

We employ none but the best Mechanics and the
best Material. The community can RELY upon quick
neat and substantial work. and at prices 10 suit the
times. We are determined 30 do work az low az
can be done in the-County for CASH, which will
be required for all transient custom.
We viii make n order 7hreshing Machine. and
Horse Porers Of the latest patterns; PL0UGHS Of
different kinds always on hand, amongst which win
be found the celebrated three-horse Livingston
horse do; the old fashioned three-borse Barshesr;
Mccormick do. for two and three hors.s; also. the
three-horse Page Plough also, an improved Ken
lucky single and double shovel Plough. Plough
Irons,-snch as Shares, Coulters, Sh0vels, (singls
and double) Mould boards Of all kinds, Open Ring,,
Open Links, &c. Special attention paid to Mil.
work in Steel and Iron. Turning and Boring in l.
ron and Steel.
We have now in full blast our FOUNDRY, and
are prepared 10 furnish Castings Of good quality
as low as can be bought elsewhere.
All work entrusted to US will be done with dis
patch, and guaranteed 20 give satisfaction The
higheapriee paid in Cash for Old Iron OF all kinds,
Give US call at the Jeierson Machine Shop, Stone
Row. WEIRICK A WELLER
Chsrlestown, Jan. "a, 1867.
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Passive CDER.-In 4 Good Templars
Lodge. on the discussion whether or not cider
should be tabosed, young lady, thoroughly
warmed up in the negative. after spirited
prelude, gloriOus'y describing the goodness and
usefulness Of that beverage, closed with; And,
brethren, cider is q necessity to me, and l must
have it. I shall have It. fit is decided that
we are not T. drink cider, shall eat apples,
and then get some 6ne youngman to squeeze
me for tell you that can't live without
that delightful nectar, the juice Of the apple
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02
REMOVAL.

/ WOULD most respectfully announce to the citi-
l 1ens Of Charlestown, and surrounding country,
that have taken the room formerly occupied by
The late Mr. Charles G.. Stewart and latterly BY
russell Co, where will carry on the JEWEL
"A BUSINESS. a. heretofore. / AN prepared 10
DO All kinds of WATCH REPAIRING, as well as
CLoCAS and JEW ELRY, and all who may desire
20 nave any thing done in my line, will find it to
ther advantage % patronize me az my new place
OF business Thankful Tor the liberal patronage be-
slowed upon NE hitherto, solicit continuance OF
the same favor. r DTNKIF
April II, 1867.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02

A Day CANP.-The Reese River Reyeille
has been informed, by the United States Depu-
" Assessor, that there are at Belmont %
whiskey shops, and several more under way
The ambitious town has a populotion of less
than 800, including Indians and dogs, and gives
enc whiskey fountain to less than twelve in
habitanss. With proper attention and energy
every citizen may be provided with a shop of
his own. The fellows there must be suffering
under a perpetual drought.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02

WoNAN.-Tbe following was one Of the
toasss at a late printers Festival out West =
" Woman Heavens best gift to man his
Pandora, or casket Of jewels; his confectionery
chop, or stick Of rock-candy; his otto Of roses,
or sugar-coatsd pill; her presence his best
company her voice his sweetest music; her
kiss, the guardian Of his innocensei her arm,
the pale Of his safety her bosom, the sOftest
pillow Of his cares" Girls dye hear that -
" His otto Of rosesw o! Moses
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02

A Rule FOR RAILWAY TRAvELISG-" Win
you allow me- sir, TO offer you a cigar ~
Thank you, but I never smoke" "Have
any objection 70 my lighting one, sir? "Oh,
no, none in the least" This plants infalhble
with the most PHitanjcal looking iellow-trav-
eller. Never think Of putting the second ques-
ton first. The production Of the cigar and
the generous offer are sure to disarm all crusty
objections.
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oP ESs9 ND Old IA NILY JOURNAL
CA MPBELL 81 MASON.
AP0THECARIES,


AP0THECARIES,
Sosfh sids Huin Street, CAartesow.. N
TIME undersigned having recently reit.ed NJ
their Store-roon, and received full N
stock Of fresh and reliable
DRUGS, MEDICLHES
PAINTS, DYE-STUPFS, &e., De-.
Will supply friends and customers at aecOmmoda-
ting prices.
been selected with great care, are
Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
Wistar's Balsam Wild Cherry,
Wistar's Lozenges-Jaynes' Expectorant,
Browns Bronchial Troches,
Plantation ter's,-Hostetter's Bitters.
Backsey's Wine discretionary Bitters,
Mira. Winslow's Soothing Syrup,
Bulls Sarsaparilla-M cLane's yermifuge,
Holloway's Worm Confection,
Thompson's Eye Water,
Browns Essence Of Ginger,
Railways Ready Relief,
Davies Pain Killer,
Larabees Pain Killer,
Barrys TricoPherous-Lyon's Ksthsiross,
Mrs Aliens Zylobalsamum,
Burnett's Cocoaine-Jones' Hair DYE,
es-Extracts-Cologne Water,
verbena Water-Soaps,
Sozodont for the Teeth,
Hair, Tooth, Cloth, Nail and Shaving Brushes,
Fine Combs-Ridding Combs,
School Books, Bibles Prayer and Hymn Books,
Stationery-Tobacco and Segsrs,
Concentrated Lye for making soap,
Flavoring Extracts-Yanla Beans-Geletine.
SPANISH LEECHES.
We are prepared to gil physicians prescriptions,
and compound medicines according TO the lates,
and strictcst rules of Pharmacy.
The public can confidently rely on having pre-
scriptions carefully prepared at all hours Of day
and night.
August "a, 1865.
NzrOur customers will bear In mind that We
self exclusively for CASH. -6I
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02

a MIXED AFFAIR.-A Dutchman thus des-
eribeS an incident: "Vouce, a long vile ago.
/ vent insOs mine able orchard 10 climb a bear
tree 70 get som beaches 70 make mine WOW a
blumbuddiug nit; and ven I get on the tobey-
most branch vail won the lowermost limb
mi; Won leg on both sides Of the fence,
and ike 70 stove mine outside in"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1867-05-02

r IS sad 70 be satisfactorily demonstrated
that every time wife scolds her husband she
adds wrinkle TO her face. Il Is thought the
announcement Of this fact will have the most
sslutary effect, especially as it is understood
that every time a wife smiles on her husband
1t Will remove one Of the old wrinklesl