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Conundrums.

Why Is Buckingham Palace the
cheapest ever erected7 Because it was
built for one sovereign and finished for
another
What Is the difference between 4
SIMMER dress in winter and an extract.
ed t0othi One is tooihin, and the 9th.
er is tooth-out.
What isthe difference between a tnn.
mel and a speaking trumpetl One Ii
followed out and the other is followed
in.
Why is furling q ships canvass like a
mock auctionf Because it's taking in
sale (saiD
Why are the arrows Of Cupid like q
man in an ague fit Because they are
ell in Qlaver.
What is the difference between the
desert Of Sahara and an ancient shoe I
One is all sand and the other sandal
What kind of leather would naked
Moor remind you of Undressed Mo-
rocco.
Why Is a Hebrew in perfect health
Ike diamOnd7 Because be is a jew
we'll.
. What celebrated convention would
You bereininded of, on hearing a,youug
lady giving advice to her unele} Coun-
ell of Nice
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JACKSON STANDARD.
TmURsDAY, Arm II, 1867.
READING MArrEn os rus PAGE ruRSlsmED
Ey T. |. HUGHES, Esq.
Oriental Courtesy.

The Shah of Persia, who had been
travelling ON the shores of the Caspian,
with a suite of 5, 600 persons, gracious
ly bestowed visit upon the Admiral OF
the Russian fleet anchored in that har-
Dor. Among the amusements afforded
the illustrious guest, was trip on the
sea in a splendid steamer. The Shah
soon found himself experiencing the Or
binary sensations Of humanity in visit
ing Father Neptune for the first time
The Russian Admiral stood aghast,
fearing the anger Of the untrayeled des-
pot. II am afraid your Majesty is un-
WE'LL" he at length observed APOLOGIZE
cally, ".Not in the least" Immediately
retorted the polite Moslem; 81 am now
a guest in the house Of my brother the
Car. How-how-how-can / feel
otherwise than happy and delighted un-
der his roof"
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HIn the columns of a leading pa
per in Paris, the following paragraphs,
intended to have been printed separate.
lY were by some blunder so arranged
that they read consecutively; "Dr
- has been appointed head physi-
clan to the Hospital de Ia Charlie, Or
ders have been issued by the authori-
ties for the immediate extension of the
cemetery of Mount Parnasse; the works
are being executed with the utmost dis
patch"
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Messrg. BLAOKWELL & co..

NeTpaEer and Periodical Subscription Office No..
~ Cedar Street, NeO York
Desire to engage oNg good correspondent In each
towl 70 extend their business In the PRINCIPAL
Magazines and Newspapers, for whieh they take
subscriptions at the publishers lowest prices.
The business is respectable pays well, and no
capital Is required il Is also suitable for Ladies'
Full particulars In our Correspondents Circular
mailed free
Also, now ready, new Edition OF our TnIRp
ANNUAL Newspaper and Periodical Catalogue
Qor 1860 containing over 200 different publica-
tlons-a most useful thing to ali lovers OF lltera-
ture. Free to any address
BLACKWELL g. CO.,
Box 1898 2. 0. 50 Cedar St.
Feb, II, BI New York.
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A French Bull.

The Empress Eugene, when lately at
Nancy, received the municipal authori-
ties Of the province. The Prince I'm
perial was with Her Majesty. The
Mayor of a small commune was anxious
not to withdraw without having ad-
dressed gracious word to the young
Prince. "What is your age, my
Prince!" said he. 81 am ten" answer
cd the Prince $50 young, and already
the son of the Emperor of the French!"
exclaimed the Mayor with great en-
phasis.
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Rla

Wine Of Tar is a pleasant preparation,
containing all the medicinal properties of the Pine
Tree In the highest degree. Il quickly cures
Coughs, Colds, Consumption. Sore Throat and
Breast and all Diseases of the Throat and Lungs.
IL restores the system to perfect health, and is
very effective In curing diseases of the Liver,
Stomach, Kidneys, Bladder, tSc.
Sold by Druggists at 81 90 per bottle. Gen.
ulne have 'Wlne Of Tar" blown on bottle.
OLIVER CROOK Il CO., Proprletors.
Burnhams & Van Setback, Chicago.
Jno ID. Park and L. L. SURE Il Co., Cincinnati, O,
Gen'l Agents. FEB. 2t, '67-v
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erHoraco WaIpole records in hi

sTHorace Walpole records in his
''Walpoliana," an Irish bull, which he
pronounces to be the best he ever met
with. II hate that woman" said q
gentleman, looking at a person who had
been his nurses "Ihate her, for when /
icas child she changed meat nurse" This
was indeed perplexing assertion; but
we have similar instance recorded in
the autobiography of an Irishman, who
gravely informs us that he 'ran away
early in life from his father, on discov-
eriDg he was only his uncle"
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WHISPERS


ALLOBVRAAG3laIsnaoEs9
E0RCED to grow upon the smoothest face In
h frOm three 10 five weeks BY using DIR.
SEVlGNE's HESTAURATUER CAPILLAIRE,
the most wondertal discovery In modern science,
aeulous manner II has been used by the elite of
Paris and London with the most aatterlng suc-
cess. Names Of all purchasers will be registered,
and If satisfaction Is not given every In.
stance, the money will be chcerfnlly refunded.
Price BY mall, scaled and postpaid, Si. Deserlp.
Tive circulars and testimonials mailed free Adj
dress RkR6ER. SHUTS 4 CO.. Chemists No
2s5 River Street, Troys N. y, Sole agents for the
United States. Feb u 'G7--y
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JACKSON LAND. For SALE.

HRh AUKES In SeeIon l6, Jackson township,
seven miles north of the Court House.
and three miles from Raysyllle Station, NJ. q c.
Railroad. on good roads, aud In o good nelehbor-
hood. There Is small improvement on the tract,
but i Is principally covered with good timber.
u Is just within tue mineral belt, and win be sold
In small pieces, or by the whole tract on liberal
terms Robert Messon, Esq,, who lives near the
land, will show It..
Apply to d, MACKIEY,
teb- 4G--n- Standard otase.
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Latest Fashions Demand
j. w. BRADLEY'S
CELEBRATED PATENT
DUP LEX ELLIPTIC
&SESSeSRYPa


VNIIE wonderful nexibility and great comfort
u and pleasure to any lady wearing the Duplex
Elliptic Skirt will be experienced particularly in
all crowded Assemblies, Operas, Carriages. Rail-
road cars, Church Pews, Arm Chairs for Prom
enade and House Dress, as the Skirt can be folded
when in use to occupy n small place as easily and
conveniently as silk or muslin dress, an invalu-
able quality in crinoline, not found In any Single
Spring Skirt.
A lady having enjoyed the pleasure, comfort. and
great convenience of wearing the Duplex Elliptic
Steel Spring Skirt for single dav, will never
afterwards willingly dispense with their USE. For
Children, Misses and Young Ladies they are su-
perOr to all others.
They will not BEND or BREAK like the Single
Spring but will preserve their perfect and grace
iul shape when three or four ordinary Skirts will
have been thrown aside as useless. The hoops
are covered with double and twisted thread, and
the bottom rods are not only double springs, but
twice (Or dOuble) covered preventing them from
wearing out when dragging down stoops, stairs,
sc.
The Duplex Elliptic is a great fayorite with all
ladies, and Is universally recommended by the
Fashion Magazines as the STANDARD SKIRT
OF THE FASHIONABLE WORLD.
To enjoy the following inestimable advantages
In CrlnOline, viz: superior quality perfect man
utacture, stylish shape and finish, fexibility dur
ability, comfort and economy, enquire for j. w.
BRADLEY'S DUPLEX ELLIPTIC, or Double
Spring Skirt, and be sure and get the genuine
article.
CAUTION.-To guard against IMPOSITION
be particular to NOTICE that the skirts offered
as DUPLEX" have the red stamp, viz: ~ w.
Brudley's Duplex Elliptic Steel Springs, upon the
wastband-none Others are genuine. Also Notice
that every Hoop will admit pin being passed
through the centre, thus revealing the two (Or
dOuble) springs braided together therein. which
Is the secret Of their fexibility and strength and
acOmblnatiOn not to be found in any other Skirt.
FOR SALE in all Stores where FIRST CLASS
skirts are sold throughout the United States aud
elsewhere.
Manufactured by the Sole Owners of the Patent,
VESTS, BRADLEY & CARY,
81 Chambers and 70 and 81 Reade sts., N. Y.
Feb. Z, 67-3m.
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or Connections made at Hamden Junction with
Trains of Portsmouth Branch.
Close connections made at Cincinnati with all
Western trains, and at Parkersburg with the Bal
tlmore and Ohio Railroad. 0RLAND SMITH,
~ Master of Transportation.
Chlllicothe, o., Jan. 0, 1866.
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Notice to Teachers.

FHNHE Board of School Examiners of Jackson
Il county, meets OF Jackson onthe first Mon
day In every month, and on the third Monday In
March, April May, August September d October.
BY ORDER OF THE. BOARD,
Nov. 81, ,'e6-=tE. &.
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BLACKSMITHING.
I WOULD say to my old customers that I still
p continue the

y continue the
BLACKSlfITHLNG BUSINESS.
AT MY OLD STAND ON PORTSMOUTH ST.
SOUTH or THE GIBSON HOUSE,
where win stll be happy to accommodate my
Old customers, and all others who may favor me
with a call. Having secured the services of
L. PALMER as Horse-Shoer, who viii certainly
give satisfaction n he is decidedly the best shoer
In the county. and having shoes and nails always
on hand, win be able to do this kind of work on
short notice. Particular attention win be paid to
this branch Of the business. am also prepared
TO do other work 10 good style. TURNING AND
FINISHING IN STEEL, IRON, BRASS and other
metals, done to order. Also, DRESSING OF
ANVILS done, making them as good as when new.
The above work viii be done as low as any
Shop In town Cal and see.
WM. A.GILLILAND. :
ENos' PAHMBR. esept. IL, 66-6T
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ASTROLOGY.
The World Astonished
Athe Wondertm Revelations
MADE BY THE GREAT AsTRoLOGIsT
Madame H. A, PERRIGO.

SSIlE reveals secrets no mortal ever knew. She
~ restores to happiness those who from doleful
events, catastrophles crosses In love loss of re-
latons and friends, loss of money, &c, have be-
come Respondent, She brings together those
long separated, gives information concerning nb.
sent friends n lovers restores lost or stolen prop
ertv, tells YOU the business Won are best Qnaihed
to pursue and In what YOU will be most successful
causes speedy marriages and tells YOU the very
day you viii marry gives YOU the name likeness
and characteristics OF the person. She rends vonr
very thoughts, and by her almost supernatural
powers unveils the dark and hidden mysteries of
the future. FROM the stars we see In the frma-
ment--the maleilc stars that overcome or pre-
dominate IN the cOntguOtiOn-from the aspects
ana positions OF the planets and the fixed stays IN
the heavens Of the time OF birth, she deduees the
future destiny OF man, Fall not 10 consult the
greatest AstrolOgSt on earth. II costs YOU bat
triilc, aud YOU may never ugaln have so favorable
an opportunity. Consultation fee with likeness
and all desired information 81. Parties living at
distance can consult the Madame by mail with
equal safety and satisfaction to themselves, as II
III person. A full aud explicit chart written out
with all Inquiries answered and likeness enclosed
sent w mail on receipt of price Nbove mentioned
The sulciest secresy viii be maintained and all
correspondence returned or DESTROYED. Refer.
ences Of the highest Orderiumished those desiring
Them, Write plainly the dav of the month and
year in which you were born, enclosing small
lock Of hair
Address, Madame II. A. PERRIGO,
~ p. .. Drawer 295, Buffalo, N. Y.
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GALLIPOLHS
N u r S H r Y !
Fruit and Ornamental Trees.

WOULD respectfully invite the attention of
Il Nurseymen Tree Dealers, and Planters, to
my large stock for the spring trade
APPLE TREES, standard 3 years old, from
graft, extra fine, IL cents each per 100 $1i; per
1000 $l20. Dwarf Apple Trees, per 100, $50.
PEACH TREES, per 100, 5l5; per 1000, S125.
CHERRGES-40 to 30 cents. PLUMS-6O cents.
NECTARINGS-25 cents QUINCES-l0 cents.
large stock of Evergrccns, and all the leading
yartles of Grape Vines. An immense stock Of
Currants, Gooscberles, Blackberries, Raspberries
and all the new varieties of Strawberries; Rhu-
barb, or Wine Plant.
Also, large stock of Roses, Dahlias, GladI-
olusses, and Greenhouse Plants.
| will sell at Wholesale or retail at very low
rates for cash Address your orders to-GalIipolis,
ONO, or callat my Nursery. Orders will meet
with prompt attention.
March II, ,GI-2m. G. N. PALMER.
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Attachment Notice.

Edward E. Edwards, Before Charles Smith,
VS. j, p Of Madison Tn
John l.. Thomas jackson county, cSI o6lc.' e.
A n order Of attachment was Issued BY said
IN Justice on the 22d day Of March, A. D., 1867,
for the sum Of $40, In the above case, and con-
tlu0ed to May 3, 1867
EDWARD E. EDWARDS,
April 4, ,'eT---sw.. 4Ii
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REPARATOR CAPILLI.


EOR restoring hair upon bald heads (from
II whatever cause IL may have fallen Outl and
forcing growth of hair upon the face, it has no
equal. 1t will force the beard to grow upon the
smoothest face in from five to eight weeks, or
hair upon bald heads in from two to three
months. A few ignorant Practitioners have as
serted that there Is nothing that will force or
hasten the growth of the hair or beard. Their
assertions are false as thousands of living wit
nesses Girom their own experlence) can bear wit
ness. But many will say, how are we to distin-
gush the genuine from the spurious? 1t GER
tainlv Is difficult as nine-tenths of the different
Preparations advertised for the hair and beard are
entirely worthless and you may have already
thrown away large amounts In their purchase.
To such we would say, try the Repara tor Cappili:
Il will cost you nothing unless 1t fully comes up
to our representations. If your Druggist does
not keep it, send us one dollar and we will for
ward 1t, postpaid, together with receipt for the
money which will be returned you on applica-
ton, providing entire satisfaction is not given.
Address W. L. CLARK d CO., Chemists,
No; West Fayette Street, Syracuse, N. Y.
Feb. II, '67-y
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CltrOn BalsaRl is pleasant liquid rem
edy which never fails to cure the ITCH at once.
As an external application for Rheumatism. Erup.
tive Diseases of The Skin, Ulcers, Old Sores Gan
creme, Burns and Scalds 1t is very effective
Sold by Druggists. Price % cents.
OLIVER CROOK q CO., ProprietOrs.
Bumhams IL Van Schaack, Chicago
John D; Park, Cincinnati, o., Genl Agents.
Feb, n, '67-y
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CRISPER COMA.

y Win starry eyes. and radiant hair,
Whose curling tendrls soft entWined,
EnchaiRed the very heart and mind.
CRISPER COMA,
For Curling the Hair of either Ser into
Wary and Glossy Rmg'ets, or
Hea,y MasSice Curls.
R ~ using this article Ladies and Gentlemen can
AO beautify themselves thousand fold 1t is
the only article in the world that will curl straight
hair, and at the same time give it albeautiful.
glossy appearance. The Crisper Coma not only
curls the hair, but invigoNtes beauties and
cleanses it; is highly and delightfully."- perfumed,
and is the most complete article of the kind ever
offered to the American public. The Crisper
Coma will be sent 10 any address, sealed and post
paid for 81. Address all orders to
w. l.. CLARK & CO., Chemists,
No, West Fayette Street, Syracuse, N. 7.
Feb. n, '67-y
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Main street, Jackson 9. a. ONO.

WE have commenced the business of manu-
w featuring and selling every variety and
style OF Furniture, at our new rooms short dis
tanee above the Postotflce, on Main Street, IN the
town Of Jackson. We are ourselves mechanics, and
think we understand our business. BY prompt-
ness and close attention to business, We hope
to be able promptly to I'll all orders with which
we may be favored and to the satisfaction Of our
customers We soliek share of the public pat
renage. jan u, 'GE.--tE
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ReparatOr Capilli.

Throw away your false frizzes, your switches,
your wig
Destructive of comfoit and not worth fig;
Come aged, come youthful come ugly and fair,
And rejoice in your own luxuriant hair
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AFFAIRS IN SPRINGFIELD, MASS.

Soldiers Ball-Escapc of Alleged female
COunrorfeiter-Suit Against an Insurance
CoTpany-Serious Railroad Accident.
d SPRIsGFIELD, Jan. 81, 1867.
The Soldiers Union ball at the City Hall last night
was complete success The response OF the pnblic
a more numerous brilliant assembage has rarely
graced the City Hail. Nearly all the old officers and
soldiers OF the city were present The uniforms Of
tho soldiers furnished an agreeable contrast to the
or the invited guests who had promised to come
the only general officer from abroad who kept his word
Major General Charles Devins, of Worcester the
hero OF Balls Bluff and other hardly honorably won
battles The music by Gilmores band excellent
The receipts will amount to 5000, and after paying
all expenses the balance DO applied to tho fund for
monument TO the fallen heroes of tho city.
Mrs Harper, the woman who went from this city
several weeks since to Conway where she arrested
for attempting 10 pass counterfeit check the Chico.
pee National Bank Of this city, and placed In tho
Greenfield jail TO await her trial at the March term
a.s ns ws Court ESCAPED rom her cell
tour of inspection that the prisoners had properly
retired for the night, she deceived HIM by clay figure
which she had placed in her bed and during the night
probably by Of outside help contived to effect her
escape. The woman has undoubted ability to secure
herself from recspture, her previous exploits show
that she has had experience in matters of this
sort While she remained in this city she won't under
the name OF Mr. Van vlet and her trunk and It's con-
tho contents Of her trunk quite number Of detective
officers cards other evidence Of her acquaintance
with legal and criminal business.
The suit which has been trial before the Superior
Court At Boston OF Mrs. Anna B. Baxter 10 81
from the Massasoit Fire Insurance Company of this city
% asrI 4" ns E ~ ~ nn ave o.
in all amounting 10 $1.lss 81
BY the accident Conductor Adams Eain at Chester,
on Tuesday night Elias NJ HEATH OF that place. received
injuries from which he will probably die He rode down
from MddIedcld, and standing the platform Of
the baggage when IL struck the freight the
track His hips and spine were severely wrenched and
he also received serious internal injuries.
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rtlEssApSlc MARKET REPORTS.

PHIAprLrHrA, jan. 81, 1857.
Stocks nrm Pennsylvania State lives quoted ~
III Norris Canal IS; Philadelphia and Erie ~; Reading
blu; Pennsylvania Rsilrosd, 60 Gold 1885, Exchange
New York Al par. Trade dull Cotton dull middiinG up
lands du s4e- gnfs Sc 8Ic Flour very dun; North
western from Oil Sl2. Pennsyivsnia l2a 81 Wheat
dull: Pennsylvania red a. Rye ~ Is VI g. Corn guiet
and firm; sales Q0 bushels yellow ~ Tc. o. Oats
steady 81 DC. &c. Oranges and - 80 boz
sALrIscns Jan. 81. 1857.
Cotton steady u Ac. for mddng Coffee quiet but nrm
sugar. sales yesterday 1850 hhds Cuba for refining pr
vAe terms, supposed loc. 0;sc Flour, small sales;
IA III; quotations generally unchanged. though nominal
Wheat very dull miers not grinding Corn, white MIXED
&c IL good to prime MIXED u % ~ q, yellow lie.
over sales al So Tc, the latter for lots delivered a.
Feips Point. Oats Sc BIC whiskey eontrabaud, ~ 80
CITY and Western held higher bus sales Moss pork S22
Active demand for bacon and bulk moats but no stock.
Lard hrmcr at l21Sc. . i3.
oswyeo. Jan. 81, 1857.
The railroads WIN not be open before Saturday and the
Tor nour In consequence confined 20 the local
ssies to-day have amounted 70 about 100 bills Al
Y ~ sn for No sr,ns fs sls Is for red yipsr
y anss S2rn y UNCHANGED A. q y for Ne Oats are
peas are nominal Shorts good demand and b tons
sold 81 so per ton. ~. - 4
- BurrAf0 Jan. 81. 1857.
FlQur--The demand WIS moderate, while prices ruled
asady Sales 10 bbIs No. Spring Al I'll Co. Wheat quiet;
for old Oats quiet AZ &c Sc Barley and rye nominal
Other articles steady Provision markell sesdy II 80 20
quiet 81 g. 4 SIC
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STEAMER JUSo. Smith, hence at wilmnsou sc reports
tom. md sS
with ard spoke schr Jsmssown CAPT sorse Who wished
rom s9"s bad V ~.
Ing % get % NSrshssd City fos repairs.
sr.Ars " Lo.p. from Galveston via K.y Yves. for
Ing u experienced heavy wssiher. ' - -
sHIr yIscA,. Drun'nond: At San y,snesDo from Hong
soros spoke b. ho from ssD for ss o.
Francisco with loss OF rudder From Hong Kong Kans
&: sa ssas ana Sss
s.d cabin With ~ss.r tied aro smith .saasn. native
Of New Orleans broke the leg n tho third ocer and se
ssnssrs So
sMIr Rs,s.rss o..ee..own jar y ~ isIssr.ph from
Lat evening report. having spoken snip distress q.
lSs cS ne Quebec az or .
LETT on her he TN November last and erpsri
s sss s, ds sss
hue s s sts ns vas s - . mile: I. F., r
w,ss the disabled ship sa the ss INST stood 81 her for
would I'D sadoss or, 70 r. ass e'
1855 Tor ssa r.sssSe bad no, arrived arrive ''s
last say!os Z fe.rea hs' ne reported los. ss 'h
above named vssss ne oussn Of India sa a SUI.
sse rss.sfsa 81 Ton oa. .I ana rs,sS Il oyas
sn, Pssuv.s :. x.w o.Is.ss ssth in', from Ss- yorL
Chase Boston 8 Jsso ase 'ssr. Pioneer .of
n Ss rom from Nassau for cedar Keys on
sa Esocn TsAs yhh pas int sampon Ecs s n as
sTs she .d NO sss yas e q se \,
Bss cLAsI nscr.As ssr, rsar.ss RON Baltimore for
:.s Sss CARGO q gallons '''a '''
scsn Mosun sr sstcr. o T'rorsed from ro :. r,rse
for was % a.: ana and
would probably become vrecS.