The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-06-10

: Tbs Corners wuz IN rlc=t pleas NJ ~
frame Nv mind last ETIGsy MT -
: important = event II tBs relsaz- " u1E
/ ssintsd Davis Good no. ce AI4oN "a 70 g
= BY without c0mlDeE1oE1i.tlLl' 4a1 H7 Sc
fs5rIIugIT e5umemoTEtld- lie re-
! iT5ri-- yuz HeIt a. the Church, tho
] T6sv .5mmens; AZ Bascom's. EZ the
, 5sfliezt part ~ tie rejOiciB he'd bin
Lone ~ Bzseom'sr SaPeTn OF, FL may
4: the Church. the speeches we're
y-TT short ef not 70 the pint. When,
= bow, OF Ehsr il adjourned, / know not.
I wandered OFF Ioto toe realms Nv
M0rQEus in the middle Nv Deekiu PO-
grams sskondiy. and afoEe go. back
] bed taken Z rather long Journey.
dresmed a very curis dream. Me-
thaUZht I WIZ In The regions that are
popularity supposed 70 iaT below us.
Onto his burning throne sOi L1cifer, a
rsEdin The Moo YORK TTibSOH, with the
Lnoss puzzled expression onto his face
! ever EiInsst- Lzyin II down with =
/ sigh, e though n ned gone bumpin
ONO 4 sumner w!ch be Good not COLI
prehsn5, bs remsTkt, sadly, TO biz
aiz - and demanded ~ his book keep
p, the slIo5zsh=n OF tEiDgz- Reports
we've rad 10 hin, which, in the mzir,
pleased hin 4 shade ~ szdniss be-
e.oudid his clAssikls countsnance sZ
the statement that Napoleon and Biz
F marx he'd made up, b1L MS IsGz illQmi-
natid seFensly e u wuZ statid that the
Z christian cashsos ned decided 70 let the
Turks 20 o. bUlc1sTin tee Cretana,
wen Wzs replaced with 3 frOwu aSin
when ne WY informed that there WIZ
a p-ospzck ~ the English common
. people ge.tIn & vote .AitS- gOln LhrO
the r=si Of the world, the United States
cCls II.
..Esniucky,T sd the book-kseper,
toJziu over a bundle W fresh reports,
Is all rite. Helm i slsciid Governor
y = ~EacEin msiOr!ty, and Mckee
and Rioz i d=ies;ic-7
-Go0d-r sd be. tstchiu his tail down
n & esstsey NJ JOY ''ths next time l
sSilZ around Ihs circle mus. visit
HzaLUcky. No state dos 50 well for
2s = rb % like AZ NJ assistance" l
slGE Ike 20 vlsst Kentucky. Moo York
city : F1ihsr pleasant, tho lis 50 uesr
Ike nv OWE place EhaI don't enjoy l.
uucz EEz1 I'm there. / don't =eei 81
tho I'm zsay from home and sTisit-
II. B1i Kentucky IOTe-the people
re : charm NE But COON, wal nEIt:
.'Jsd<rs0n DAVIS hsZ biz lDsrEtid by
HgEris Grsslsy bssomin his bale This
0zLs-Ia b Greeley, the reporter, STA
: s1=R=t a. Wazhinton, considers most
Enoueleaus event ard a most happy
=
, That EsP0-tzr's = as and dOn'i
: koOE TIE szkrst springs Eich sctoozte
Z uzn. Recall hin uO-EUns. 1O- maxim
SIGH foolish TzmsTk.H
Bat SD The Szkretsry. who seem
: 81 70 ne TO D q imp ~ some cOnss-
: k=s5e- 70 b permitted 70 argOo with
L1e5fzr hizssif, II eOnsi5sr ir Nv i'm
? po-tznus. Did 700 wish Jef'son Davis
70 de Il PIlZsr2H
-Es 700 vTGsn'i " dssided yOose 70
ne, hs-in bin = Moo York Alderman,
; I'd rs3OcSs 700. Want Jsn5 son Davis
Z % dis. SOt / I'm not the yOOth wot
killed the gOoss EOt laid the golden
; z-g. Hes bin the best recrOotin lOoisn-
E AMI ever ned. He hez the happy knsck
7 ~ cOntgollin every body he hsz any
thing 10 do with, and he turns en- all
t1'zri ne. He rOOined Polk, hsswampt
Pierce. h. sA1OC=f B1.Eannan, ds daZ-
zlsd johnson, and ne heZ now caught
HO.ris Greeley. Bat ther wuznt any
danger Nv MS dyin in pEiZ=E. Men
: amt IN the habit Nv dyin on panned
oysters, Drilled Dsefsteak anu milk
toast; they hsy trick nv peggiDg out
: fzztE- on diet suthin the opposit ~
. tEat= for Instance the variety that jeff
son fuEnisbf en- al AndsrsOnvIlis. He
wood kev got on: any nov. Johnson
= after ali, Il pooE white man, and he
enough, bat he felt ashamed Nv keepin
( real gentleman Ike Davis in prison,
and he wood bey Fsleast him
"shsl ! put HOris down on our
books p aEEt the Secretary eagerly,
dipping his pen into the blue flame e
Hertz7g dos in the Black Crook.
Let Us cOnsider!' ssd L1cifer, mu-
sinly, wat hez he did -
"Bsilsd Jsd'son Davisi' returned
Hoo Ia
4 fresh dip
Very good. Horris hez made Nv
; hizselt, - speak dggeTaiiyely, a post
. fOr a drove Nv hogs to scratch them
selves ayiu. They are scramblin out
Nv the slough Nv secession in which
they @allsred till the drOppin out Nv
the bottom made /! dangerous; they
mad HOr-is a standiu on the bank, and
aRin him they rub their sides to clean
OF the mud wich adhsres. l speak
nRZeratiyeiy in likenin HOrriz to d
post; literally in lIkeniu the secesh to
swine. They WIZ jest ez ssnseless and
isst eZ crOOel. Tney wuz the wuns
ai9rs wicb pearls wus cast.
Il hsv jest finisht his defence Of his
self. It's curious dokeyment and puz-
zlss me. Pm disposed 70 consider him
honest, but wat week shown he
makes. First, he seZ he's honest, witch
Is aliuZ agiu a man, for a trOOIy honest
man kin alluz find enuff others 70 saw il
for him. q. He tries 70 prove It, witch
il very bad, for the honesty wich needs
prOvin is Of rather scaly order. He
instances his spllin his chances for the
SENT last fall by writin that universal
amnesty letter. HorTiE, in this matter
-, / fear, playin ostrich. He hez his
head In the sand, and bein blind hisself,
fanCies the balance nv his antiomikIe
.HH ~ EaH l.
background, amt visible TO the rest NV
mankind. Or, he is RELY loonatic!
never he'd any idea that he wanted the
seat in the SENT. He WIZ in Congress
Eunst, and the terribly faleyoOr ne
made ther, wood, eff he Wuz conshuA u y
it, hey deferred him from seekin that
pertiksler place sgin. Then ef he Wuz
RELY eOmpos meHtiS, he wood hev
knOwd, or ought to hev knowd, that he
hadn't the ghost Nv chance for the
place, and coodn't hev got 1t ef he had
written letter urgin the hangin Nv
every rebel, from Jefferson Davis down
to Commodore Hollins. II looks to me
very much like ez ef HorTis Wuz playin
the old game Nv declinin what he'd
never been offered him. Hisletter wuz
souudin brass and tinklin cymbals."
'Shel enter him or not7' askt the
SECRETARY.
1t Ours case sara Luctfer, not
mindlu him. Ale hez bin agin me, by
spasms, witch could approve. hey al
Luz, so far. entered it TO the account
nv loonacy, for am partikeler about
. putin my claw onto any man Eho don't
belong TO me. ] hev a clear rite to
every one git. This last trick nv his
staggers me! Kin 1t be that the old
, man wuz, all along, opPosin wrong and
sichr not from any deep seated dislike
. 10 the article, but becoZ oppoZin things
/ WuL his best hOIt3 Kin IL be that havin