The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1867-01-26
One of mrs. Caudle,. Car,ain Lectures.

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M. CaudIe has Lent nm Acouaiatdncc the
Eo1n;I,y STI,,,brelIo- Mrs. Candle Lectures
Tbereon-.Tbat's tho third umbrella gone
since Christmas. What were YOU to do? WHY
let him 90 home in the rain. TO he sure. Pm
very certain there was nothing about him that
couid spoil Take cold. indeed! He doesn't
look like one of the sort % take cold. Besides,
he'd better taken cold than taken our only
,rmbreIl9 No Won hear tbe rain. Mr.. Caudlep
Tsav do Won hear the rain . And a. I'm alive
- II isn,t Saint Swith;n's .lavp DO Won hear
It aaanst the windowsp Nonsense: Won don't
;n,nnSa mon mo Won oan,, no asIeen with
snah q shower 10 tbatl M Won hear II r sav9
81, "o an ~ baar i t., aWei, that's . nrettv
Haoa I tb;nL 70 last tor s;y weeks. and no
st;rr,a al the time ont Of the honse. = POOH
'a.1 al wy eeaI'ns. %a,,a, ,o,,,, I,
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9 9go, AZ th;i non Lev, on Ia,. uasta5ov Il
anuhod, a,,a, IA .et,,r,, ;,,,atraiiai Thara
Oh 49, 49, 80 49, .' GU ,,,a.,oI Cats I'd
49, and for civ ,vaai,s~aIwa,,s Civ wears c. ~
ASJ No ,,n,hraila ""'' q
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70 90 to oobooI 'tn-,oorr,,,w AT,hev shan,t 90
tbre,,g,, s,,ch weather p,,, dota,m;red NJ.
th;ev En- sto,,at ho,,a .. and Never Ioar INV
thn1 th hInssad .I,or 80 -,
and oat at ma Ma, t,,a, 'I'"n ~
der Who they'll have 70 thsni. for Ino, Win,
notbinn-who indaed bnt tha;r tother2 paas,
ME who can't feel for fbei, own cb;l5re, OUGHT
never to he fathers. o'- =
p,,t I lznou ,vbv rou Liant tho umb,ollo or
YES. I know verv well. 7 was @o;ns ont to
lea at dear mothers to-morrow.-you knew
that !. and vo, did ton n,nose 'Don,t fell
me: YOU hate me to 90 there and take every
mean a.lvantaee 10 hinder ,ae 1Rut don't Won
think Il. Mr.. Caudle No. Sir: II if comes
down in buckets-full. IN 20 all the more. No:
and won't have a cahf Where do I think tbe
moneys 10 come fromp Yon,va oot nice bioh
notions at that club OF YOURS A cab. indeed
Cost me sixteenpence. af Ieast-sixteenpenc
-tvo-and- eiohtnenoe far thnro,s hook aro;n !
Cabs. indeedi { should like to know Who's
to paw for 'em p 1 can't nav for 'em: and I'm
sure YOU can't. if YOU 90 on as YOU do. throw
ing away YOUR property and beoaaring your
children-buying umbrellas!
Do you hear the rain, Mr. Caudle? / saw.
do you hear it? But don't care-I'l 90 to
mothers tomorrow: I will: and what's more.
Pll walk every step of the way.-and Won
know that will give me my DEATH Don't call
me a foolish woman-its YOU that's fine fool
lSl man, You know / can't war clooS and
with no umbrella. the VETS sure. tn rive me n
coid-it always does. ButT what do Won cara
for that? Nothing at all. | NAV he laid IN
for what YOU care. as dare saw + shalJ~an9
a pretty docJor,s bin tbere,lI he / hone there
will IL will teach Won To lend Won mmhr,.l
las agaip. [ shouldn't wonder II + canobt INV
death yes. and that's what Won lont tho NM m.
brelIa for. OF course.
Nice clothes shall Get TOO. tranesinp
bonnet will be spollt unite. Needn,t wear
them then? Indeed. MIR, Candle. shall wear
them. No. sir. I'm NOT goins ont dowdv 70
please Won or anybodv else. Gracions knowS
it isn't often that stem over the threshold !.
indeed mioht "a we'll he a slave of once
better should saw. But when T on ont Mr.
Caudle, choose to 90 as a lady OH that
rain-ii il isn't enotigh to break in the win.
dows. '''0 " ~
IIohi do lool, fo,,rard ,,;t1, .1rooa c. ..
Morrow: How I am IN on to motber,s + on,
sure can't fell Rut If die IN do - NJ
sir. WON'T horrop an nn,hralIa -. W
Won shant INV one Now Mr Cond,o' o Gnu
listen to this If Won brino home anothay U ,'r,
breIla IN tbrov h in tbe street pil ho IVA r,r,
own umhreIla or nono ~ ali ""'e NY
IA! and it was only last week had q now
nozzle put to that umbrella. / am sure If I'd
have known as mucb as do now II n,;oht
have conc without one for me- paving Tor
new nozzles, for othe- people to LAUGH AFT Won
Oh, it's all very well for YOU. YOU can 90 to
sleep. You've no thought of your moor ma.
tient wife and YOUR dear children Ypn tbini,
ofnothinc but lending umbrelIasi ''''nA
Men indeed Can fbanaSeI ,,.,S ior.,s ,e uoo
ton! Pretty lords wien thew can not evan
take care of an umbrella wv ven
know that walk to-morro,v mil, bo a.
death of me. But flats what w wa, NJ tne
then Won NOV 40 ~ la, 10. WilI you want