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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07
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Of Port Ieavenworh requested Of Hoffs MALT IA
iAA' '-' TT BROWN
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OUR PHYSICIANS
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tems to agents d. hN9V"i6'
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and obliged drink for longer period rr's NT' F. nPPiTE
Providence II. l., Nov. as.
SOME OF OUR PHYSICIANS
have requested me to get HoFrS MALT EXTRACT s h'y
Sufficiently acquainted With its vreea Please gle 'en' 70 a.@
Canton, Ill.,. Nov. ~.
AM QUITE SATISFIED
with the excellent results vLch your MALT EXTRACT BEVERAGE OF
HEALTH produced suffering Constitution and r'n'hd y'ur
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me.rcr-,r., No. III, Nov. IL
AS THE cOUGH
vi improving SINCE using HoFFS MALT EXTRACT Pt'e
49, JOHN HCFrLS.
Jumcs-.r., No. rs, Now Is.
SUFFERING HORRIBLY FROM DYSPEPSIA,
tried on Of friend H0FFs MALT EXrRI, ttd
...,,r,l Mrs TISDALL, No q II gfsL
Brooklyn, Nov. IL.
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SFrS THAT UoFFs MALT EXTRACT is RECoMAENDEIl
EVERYWHERE BY REGULAR PHYSICIANS AND THE PUBLlCh
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TIoN. ..,- !
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SOLD EVERYWHERE THROUGHOUT THE UNITED sIAlhS
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07
HUMPHREYS
HOMEOPATHIC SPECIFICS

Have proved ,e most ample experience an entire success I'M
FFani ana Reliable They The only Medicines percy
si a. ptur u.e simple that mistakes cannot 10 made 10 usg
t~ 80 as from Danger aut so ~haeut Is 70 pc
, ac Thsy raised the CHEST cobmeataton nom az
AL dll aINays render satisfaction. o..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

lost il in California and for few months scratched
away as best could with steel pens ON me 1o0 aag
80 lr ,a,Id non in your establishment as good as
fhe first have used it daily ever since, and nov
write these lines with IT, with an ease 70 Whl9 O.
WIS stranger before met you two years ago Oho
Of nv friends adopted your pens from the same cause
and With the same results am SSh aSd helm helm SHy
can ft any hand, however cr"fhpco' "ii' N>'P '"'
1yritcr LoWeycr hard 10 suit. ,,,,, ,,,,eo,,
Faithfully yours, AI-bLHA -
OFFICE OF THE SCIENTIFIC AhEhChN I
NJ RI PARK Row, INV YORK June 20, 1861.
7 am ACQUAINTED with the manufacture ol GQid
Pm and have no hesitation IN saying that the MAJ
rIines Invented and Patented by MI Morton, and
used in his business, enable him to manufacture the
hest Gold Pens ina the world.
ROBERT MACFAhlANE,
Editor Scientific American.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

TIE
HERMAN House Furnishing
Warerooms,
80 6OI BROADWAY n. T.
Cutlery DXONS Sheffield sud Domestic Nlrerp'isd Ware a
great variety
TEA TRAYS STEEL F1RRsBTS. TENDERS. COAL VASES,
sCUTTLRS COAL TONES, &c, &c.
CARVED BREAD PLATES and KNIVES. CHEESE DO, &c.
TIUTISG MACuNES, CLOTHES NRlNGkks, CARFbI
SWREPBRS.
COOKING UTENSILS ofeyery description.
yCY GOODS r HOLIDAY PRESENTS and al At the lowest pos
| II H. CASEY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07
. Malden-lane, New-York City.
OFFICE OF LIE pRTss.

=, >, = IIIIIADELFIIAl Jan. 10 IbJI
A. MoRToN-Dear Sir Five years ago began to
use gold pen Of your manufacture and have writ
ten with II ever SINCE say, at least ~ 10 10 pages OF
foolscap every day 1t has continued in good con
dition, as YOU may imagine, when tell you that /
am now using 1t 10 write this note. have found il
as elastic as a quill PEN never cutting the paper
never scattering the ink, and. above ali, durable
Few single pens have had steady work Think.
ing yOu ought TO know this tell il TO Won and am,
yours truly, ". SHELTON MACKFNzIF
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

4 GREAT OFFER roR TIE HoLmAYs.

y GREAI VIIIN TUX TIL IIVIII'7I"'
UoK.cy WATERS CO.. No Broadway viii dsp 81 10" amos
Moleon Por Church. and Cabinet Organs Of 81 different p'p''
makers aud take cash and the balance small monthly n''
They a'o Rent instruments M year aud Ao" 'l rem -'!
nnonL he purehaAe
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

KNOX has produced the WINTER Hat par
excellence this season hapcsuI be- known as i,' glance o
preGnnriy elegant they Consequently his 'to N ~ 'io
Broadway crowded
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

WINDOW SHADES and Hon tNps of all colors
~. ,-i,rt sf ecfirs Sutpr Il.Iru, Be-. BOB I,e
'"' q. J. a D. g. KrLrl. 10 80 Broadway
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

NATIONAL BANK, CASTLETON, \. u.
HoNEs No POI Broadws-DE SIR The Burglar Alarm ItaIh
fite, perfect satisfaction 10 has four months without &c e 80
tenton ao acoonplshes all you claim OT T. Nol could e us
20 pan viii o. T. ~ 'Aii444Hf N'n-'.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07
NEw-YoRK- Foh II 1eo-

Mr. MORTON: The mammal labor OF writing had
always been difficult and painful TO me- had never
been able TO purchase gold pen adapted to nv
hand Quills were too coarse and soon wore out and
steel pens were harsh and stiff.
In March, 1885, after half an hours experimenting
you selected gold pen for me, as flexible as quill
and as fine as / wanted. had never found thing
with which could write half SO easily before But
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

If you want light. stylish Hat.
Vans No. lSI + tor. t.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

FETvGrS. CORDS, TASsELs, GBPS. and TRIM
xlNes Of oil Kinds KrtTrs Cursn store, No a. Broadway
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

"Thcrc is nothing like Leather for some Pur-
noses. I for family beverage KIN. st Nrh ''iiht "' ne
tlulL Sold by al goccrs. Depot NO g, Net.i s'l s'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

PIANO and TABLE CoVFES.
Al KgLTl't Clrtsiu store. N' ~ I.'N" y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

Bookkeeping, Arithmetic, Writing GlaInlnaI
'..e Ic rro tasynt A. IovNsgNns Fr,IS-s ''iiF"f
26 Rov,rg between Prince aud Houston Irtsie 'us'l''H
dty a1l evening. Ladies Department
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-07

LACE CURTAINS,
wholesale anil Rcisl
Especially, al G. D. Is j. k.rr's NO ''' h''.'. ~.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

FLORENCE SEEING MAcHINE-Al-
most every lady in the country has
made up her mind as to the kind of
sewing machine she means to have
one Of these days. We hear of many
having decided to have the Florence
machine, and as there has been no au-
thorized agent Of late in Grant coun-
ty there are many doubtless in the
dark as to how they may procure such
machines. Mr.. q, Lamson, at Bee
town, is an authorized agent for this
county. He may be written to for
prices, terms, descriptions, &c. The
Florence machine makes several
stitches, but ordinarily the lock stitch
same as Wheeler & Wilson-which
is about rs hard to ravel as a brush
heap Of wild crabs. One Of the Flor
ence machines may be seen at Mr..
Lamsons dwelling, Beetown, and
Mrs l.. will cheerfully display its skill
in all manner Of work. For some
furtherintormation, soc advertisement
ia the HeraId.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05
To Ministers and Justices Of the Peace

Only the copy of the Marriage GER
tifcate intended to be retained by
the parties married needs to be
stamped. The law does not require
a stamp upon the copy for record
Parties holding certificates that are
not stamped should have them legal
lied by putting on stamps. All mar-
riage certificates sent to the HERALD
Office for notice are handed to the
Register Of Deeds for recording.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

BEADLE's MoNTHLY.-If you want
the most useful and interesting fam
lily magazine-one that big boys and
girls want for reading, and that is
certainly well calculated to lead all
the family into reading habits, send
for Beadle's .Honthty good paper and
print, 100 pages per month, send So
90 to Beadle q Company, N. Y.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

165"Scnator5 Doolittle Of Wis,
Patterson Of Tenn, and Norton Of
Mimi, have been requested to resign
their seats in Congress BY the legis-
latures Of their respective states.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

pea- A black whalebone whip was
lost on the eve of Feb. LIST, somewhere
on the road between the farms Of
Thomas Weir in Liberty and D. F.
ParI<erin Fennimore The fnderwill
be literally rewarded by leaving the
same at the HERALD Office.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

G1-Joel Lindsey, a clergyman Of
Shelby, Orleans Go. n. X. was lately
convicted Of manslaughter in the
second degree, and sentenced to i'm
prisonment tor four and half years,
for whipping his child to death.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

APPLE SEEDS WANTED-A very
high price is offered at the HERALD
office for apple seeds in small guam
titles. See advertisement.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05
DIED.

In Muscoda, January 18TH 1867 MAGGIE. youngest
chid Of Richard and Merriam Alexander
After brief llaess of one week she passed from I'll
Light and Shade 81 earth to that Summer land Of eternal
light where darkness ana shadows never come. II. O s.
AZ Mt. Hope, February 1st Of Lung fever after
hriet sickness OF only six days, AUGUSTA f. LYNN,
aged fifteen years and six months youngest daughter of
john Is. and Mary d. Lynn of Castle Rock.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

AMUsENENrs-The famed VIZ
ard Of tie rest, is to perform his tricks
at Lancaster on Wednesday evening
Of this week. Magic and yentrilo-
quism are his chief themes, with
music and wit to fill up botwecn.-
Perhaps the tcats ot magic are the
most interesting and astonishing Of
any that can be offered before chill
dren.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

To FIsuERNEY.-Mr. Geo. Walker
advertises for sale splended fsh
seine, nearly new, with other fixtures
for fishing.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

Ra9~A subscriber Of The Wisconsin
Fagmer asks where he can obtain
hop roots.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

MUSICAL EMBARRASSMENT AT TAI
ToN.-Tho Tafton Brass Band is to
give u Grand entertainment, on
Tuesday, Feb. 18th, at Mounts Hall,
Tatton. Instrumental, Vocal and
Minstrel Music, with Tableaux, &c.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

THE PaorHEclEs.-Elder n. A..
Fitch is 10 .-ive series Of lectures
on the Bible Prophecies at the Nc
Chan School House, Fonnimore,
commencing on Friday evening, Feb.
Is, and On The following Sunday at
O'Clock +. H.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

TRuBuNE ALNANAcs.-We have
dozen Almanacs for 1867, for sale at
the HERALD office. Price 20cts. BY
mail at the same rate.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05

COntalnlng H4U Acres.
II is under good lmproy all under fence, with
about 800 rods Of stone fence 80 acres Of 60 Timber
on the farm; 800 Apple trees, about one-hal bearing
quantity Of other fruits such Plum Cherry and Sibe-
sian Crab trees variety Of grapes aud straw
berries, some evcrgreeGs and other shrubbery. 49,
good Frame DWELLINGS HOUSE. with all III
the modern improvements, suitable ontbudiugs, IL.
good cistern under woodhouse good spring near the
door, three barns used for hay gran stabng shelter
&c.
said farm is convenient to market 10 miles from
Bridgeport. l6 miles from Prairie du chen Is miles
from CassNille, 10 miles from Glen Haven Fo further
particulars inquire of the subscriber ON the farm
ROBERT q. BALIENTINE.
Patch Grove. July 70 -6*l0tf
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05
Stray Notices.
{ 1OLT STRAYED.-s1O REWARD.

~
StFaEed from the subscriber about the first Of Octo-
Der last, three o., black horse colt middng size
name has been worn Of BY the collar, and the hair has
grown out curly think few white hairs have grown
ont where the collar had worn, also few white hair,
the left hip, whore the breeding had worm the co
had long tail. Will give the above reward Tor hi.
return to me, or for information where he may be-
found Address A. BAULEI,
January Ii, 1867 -344t Wyausing Wis
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1867-02-05
TOR SALE OR RENT.
EARM FOR SALE.

The subscriber offers his farm for sale situated 2l5
miles north q ratton village, miles southeast Of the
village Of patch Ga1ye
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07
CONGRESSIONAL AsPIRASTs.-

SNNN
vads (Cal.) Ga:ette says:
docking over the list Of candidates
for Congress in the three Congressional
Districts of the State, we cannot but be
struck with the extreme modesty Of the
Old Guard, representing at least $4,000
voters Of the Republican party. In the
Northern District we have W. H. Parks,
J. o. Goodwin, Chancellor Harrison and
L. Z. Pratt, all of whom were Democrats
till the war Of the rebellion began. Not
an old liner in the District presents his
claim. In the middle District. Wm.
Highly, J.. G. McCallum and Newton
Booth are prominent as candidates. II
there is an old Republican in the front
ranks for Congressional honors in this
District we do not know him. In the
Southern District we have DR.. Knox, W.
E. Lovett and D. McRuer, none of whom
figured with prominence in the Old
Guard, if at all.
The GGIette is informed that Hon.
John Yule, of Placer, late Speaker OF
the California Assembly, who is an old
time Republican, q gentleman of good
talents, honest and true, is a candidate
for Congressman in the middle District,
and his superior has not been named.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07
Multiplied b

Divided by s6oO)24o. OO(6s.S cents
interest.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07

UNION Pacific R. R.-A correspou-
dent of the St. Joseph Herald writing
from Council Bluffs Saysthe Pacific Rail-
way 10 to be carried forward with re-
newed vigor the coming Summer. A
party of men have already gone to tho
end Of the road to commence operations,
and more will soon follow. Three hun
bred tons Of iron designed for the Pa
cifc has arrived here over the Chicago
and Northwestern road, and eight hun
dred tons more are on the way. The
unprecedented speed exhibited in the
construction of this road last summer,
is to be fairly outdoue the coming sea-
son and it is contemplated that before
cold weather again sets in the r will
be running to a point over 600 miles
west Of the Missouri.-CoiorGdo Register.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07
You Can be Cured Here

DoI LESS THAN THE PASSAGE MONEY
L TO San Francisco and back. Exclusive atten.
ton given toall kinds Of PECULIAR PRIVATE
and CHRONIC Diseases, emma Weakness,
Structures, Rheumatism. Dyspepsia, and Neural.
ria. Terms: THOROUGH CURES OR NO
PAY. Moderate charges. Go to the Medical
Dispensary No. IS b street, near Taylor street.
the only Red and Blue llghti on B street. and
nearly under Sutterley's Photographic Gallery.
Gail or addrsss letters to DIR. GATES.
sp22.lmI Resident Physician, Virginia, New.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07

Quick METHOD OF CALCULATING In
rEarsr.-Muitiply the principal ny the
number Of days, and divide the product
Cif for 5 per cent. by 1900; (if for 6 per
cent by 5000; (if for I per cent. Slab;
(f for s per cent by $500; (if for 9 per
cent by 1000; (if for 10 per cent? by
5000.
Exqmple.-What is the interest on
$50 for 20 days st 10 per cent!
10000 Dollars,
Multiplied by 20 Days.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07

Bsx. WADE, in a public address to the
people Of the United States, charged
President Lincoln with being ga tyrsnt
of tho deepest dye, and an usurper Of
power !"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07
SPECIAL NOTICES, ETC

Dinrrhrn, Dysontcry and Cholera Morbus.
DR.. q. SICHELS MIXTURE for the above CON-
plants is OF such 4 nature as not toleave the sufferer
long waiting for the beneficial effects expected. and
patients using DR.. SIcHEL's MIXTURE will soon be
convinced that Il Is the most reliable and relief
bringing Medicine known.
Apply personaly-ofee. +' Pacific street. near
s.nsome, San Francisco. or by letter. giving all
particulars. Box 3st. Postofnce. San Francisco.
fap-ly1
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-07
TO LET!

No. 2 G Street, Corner Union,
OFFERS FOR SALE HIS MAGNIFICENT
~ Stock Of DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEW.
ELRY. Solid and Plated SILVER WARE.
CLOCKS, etc., ETC., until the 9Th day Of May
next, at cost, and all goods warranted a. repre-.
ssnted.
Virginia New, April 9, 1857. spe-lm
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-05-11
IrfragibIe PreoE.

A gentleman of festive tastes, who
takes a "fair shake al all the obtain
able pleasures. of the town, last week
assisted at q heavy dinner, took much
potable, and did not leave for home M
til ever-se-many o'clock. On reaching
his door-steps and fishing np his night
key, he became satisfied that he was es-
sentially -eonvivalized, and not precisely
in that condition which good husband
should be to meet good wife. Can-
tiously entering the hall, he stopped,
listened moment. heard no noise, and
congratulated himself that the family
were asleep. Quietly nc took off over
coat, drew off boots, turned off hall
light, slowly assembled stairs to fam
ily bedroom, hesitated Mt door, believed
he was reasonably right, steaithily en-
tered, found gas turned low, wife appar-
emily asleep, Thought she ~as asleep,
sat down, listened again, no stir; began
to undress; gets coat, vest, pants,
drawers, stockings all safely of; was
jonrneying carefully toward couch
when wife of his bosom quietly asked:
Coming 10 bed, DEAR" .-
"Yes, love-"
well, dear, Addsi goa better take OF
your hdf5r '.'.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-05-11
x,.s word. for /. ..uo.her.,

Daspise not thy mother when she is
old. Age may waste a mothers bean
ty, strength, limhs, ssense, and estate;
hut her relation as u mother is rs the
sun when it goes forth in its might
for it is always the meridian, and know
eth no evening. The person may be
gray-headed, hut her motherly relation
is ever in the flourish. II may be au-
tumn, yea, winter with q woman, but
with the mother it is always spring.
Alas. how little do we appreciate n
mothers tenderness while living. How
needless we are Of all her anxieties and
kindness! But when she is dead and
gone-- when the cares and celdness of
the world come whitening to our hearts
when We experience how bard it is tC
find TRUE sympathy, how few will he
friend us in INSTRUMENTATION il il that
We think Of the mother we have Lost.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-05-11
Wonderful but True.

Madame REMINGTON, the world.reDowned
and Somnanbulistic CIairvoyant.
wilhelm clairvoysnt state, dsIiheates the very
features of the person You are to marry, and by
he aid of an instrument Of intense power, known
a. the Psychomotrope, guarantees 10 produce a
perfect and lifs-like picture n the future hus-
band or wiisof the applicant, with date Of mar
riaGe, occupation leading traits Of character
SC. This is no imposition, rs testimonials with.
ont number can assert. Ry stating place Of
birth, age, disposition. color of eyes and hair,
and enclosing fifty cents, and stamped envelope
sddrsssed to yourself, Ssaxni reesiss Cthe pic.
tnre by return mail. toxs46er with ilesirrd infor,
mooen&tO SB ssH& tassqs I
Asklrc8 in confdencsS MADAM G1fsrrt-py
kS,nsgroN; i. O'Rsf ~, rwEsr TSof, A. Y.
marSeed&w s'u-I sf55Ef ~.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-05-11
stupidity.

stupidity.
The Saturday Rerier, in on article on
the "Cses of Fools" remarks: n.-
"stupidity acts as a good steadying
influence. 1t enables people to turn
corners by graceful curve instead of
an abrupt angle, and generally softens
the shocks and collisions to which the
world would otherwise he exposed. We
NAV often observe on small scale the
same pleasant and, so to say, lubr-
eating influence of stupidity in society.
II two clever NEIL come together who
differ in opinion upon some exciting
tonic. such as the Jamaica prosecutions,
they probably begin to argue, as if ar
guments were not the very bane OF all
agreeable conversation. They manage
TO pierce each others armorat the weak
places, to hit upon the most irritating
topics, and to keep to the point in q
manner calculated to be vexatious; for
if two logical people really keep to the
point, they must ultimately end by
like giving each other the
lie. Now, a stupid man acts in such o
case as an admirable buffer. He is prob
ably argumentative, but he prevents
the argument ever tending to conclu-
sioE. 1t rambles vaguely abont, and
stirs up clouds of irrelevant topics. and
gets bewildered and entangled till every
one is glad to drop it. The fool behaves
like the blunderer who interferes be-
tween two skilful opponents, and pre-
vents them from ever closing; probably
he is run through the body himself, but
as it is in a merely logical sense, he is
perfectly insensible to the wound. In
short, the presence of few fools on
such occasions dulls the force of the
blows delivered. They act the part Of
the compound which, when naked with
gunpowder, renders it non-eSplosive;
and society, which, if exclusively formed
of clever men, would he mere arena
for intellectual gladiators, becomes toll
erably tranquil by reason of its fools"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-05-11

- u Y .
In the days Of the Old Brewery, at
the Five Points, New York, a woman
and her only daughter, child i've wears,
Of age, occupied . loathsome conner of
the 6fat ilpon 10 Vas the'aistom of the
mother after having covered the child
with I'll the ragsi Sbkh ihaa hsen col.
lected during the 4aS teplaes,a few
broken boards, digni6sd by the title of
door, in such d position rs probably
kept the horrible pace half ! dc ssfed
wIrmer than it would have been with.
on such a shelter. On one occasions.
after the motherbad adjusted The boards
for the, mighty the child.a probably est
penencing some sensations Of comfort.
Asi4T = Mpther, Swhat does speor psople
do that's got no door to cover them p 81
III irfftfi .H[t'-kH 49, ~ 5--'i .7sNg 81
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-05-11
1.-THE CHILDS CURE. B
LaughIin's Infant Cordial,
FOR CHILDREN TEETHING,


An astonishing fact, that the largest number
of deaths occur among children. A fact that
while teething children are in constant pain.
A fact that during that period nothing will re-.
lieve them sooner or more effectually thas
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Mothers, do not see them suffer.
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Mothers, relieve their sufferings by
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Teething is greatly facilitatedby -
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Fretfulness and Wakefulness cured
By THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Cholic and Pain cured instantly
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Summer Complaint cured r.- ...
III BY THE INFANTSi CORDIAL.
No Sleep lost No Crying Baby If yon
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Every bottle warranted to please nr price re.
funded. Prepared only by
LAUGHLlN, SMITH g. CO.,
feb24 Druggists, Main street, Wheeling.