Weekly Trinity journal., 1867-02-23
from the ST. Louis Republican,.
"Josfer" Loses his Marier"-.-A Steam
boat Incident.

"Josier" Loses his "Marier"---A Steam.
boat Incident.
A funny scene transpired on board the steamer
81. James, on her last trip down. The 81 James,
be it known, is favorite boat with wedding
parties, on account of her superior accomoda-
tions and the general elegance which distinguish
her. At Aberdeen, Young man, dressed IN his
Sunday best, and showing in all his move
ments that this was the happest day of his life,
came aboard, leading by the hand a timid young
woman who had sworn that day to love, honor,
ETC., the yonng man aforesaid. They were on a
wedding tour to Cincinnati to see the big bridge,
the Nicoson pavement apl other objects of in
terest. Approaching Clerk Regueir the young
man, stepped in bliss, said
Look a-here Mr. Clerk, I and Marer have
Just doubled teams for life Marier' bushes
mor~, and tries to draw away, but the other
half ciings to her.) We've determined to take
day to ourselves and 60 to Cincinnati Now
want (hesiating) IA room-well, room
with desperate energy both together
Bride treproachfully y" Josier ~
Bridegroom (stoutly y" That 5 what say, and
We want the best room you've got on the boat"
The clerk disposed OF them satisfactorily, and
" Marier, blushing more than ever, turned to
their state-roonf, being late in the night while
her d" Joser, 1ighting cigar, paced the for
ward cabin with the importance which every
young man feels when he first assumes the re-
sponsibity Of paying young woman's board
a consideration for her changing her name.
Joser at length concluded to seek his % Marier.'
Accordingly he directed his footsteps toward
his state-room. Softly he tapped at the door
softly tapping at that state-room door But no
response from within fell upon bis listening ear
Then he gave louder rap and, applying his lips
to the keyhole, whispered shrilly: % Maricr,
open the door to your Josier" still no reply lie
turned the handle and the door being unlocked,
it opened readily.
He advanced foot inside, gave look Of
bewilderment, and then rushing back into the
cabin in a state Of frenzy, he screamed, % Stop
the boat She's gone overheard, may be !
Captain! Mr.. Clerk Where's my Marer p
Has she drowned herself? Why didn't get two
rooms? Oh dear tell the pilot to stop her +
Give me back my Marierr' By this time Cap
tain Oakes, backed by his clerks, Regnier and
Ross, and reinforced by the passengerS generally
on the spot.
"what the deuce is the matter ?" said the
Captain.
'Oh, Captain p said the distracted bride
groom, tearing up and down the cabin, - she
always was a timid gal-afraid of gittin' mar
ried--gone crazy and jumped overheard. "Why
didn't get two rooms? On, dear -
He then pointed to the state-room in which he
ha.i expected TO find his @ Marier."
" Why, it's empty" said the Captain.
Yes said Joser, tearing his hair, q and
don't you see the outdoors open? She went
crazy. tell ye and jumped overheard. Then
falling upon the Captain's neck, he screeched
out" Oh, give me back my Marier y
At that moment state-room door adjoining
opened, and there was a glimpse of snowy
night-cap, while n low, sweet voice said
Iii foo1 hat
in round at that rate for? Have you been
drinkin'?'
Josier gave yell Of astonishment and delight,
and put himself inside that state-room door in a
twinkliug. He had made mistake of the num-
her of his state-room, that's all. Marier hadn't
gone crazy, and she hadn jumped overheard.
CorEMPoRARY OriSIoxs.-Newspaper men, be
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of their co-aborcrs. Sometimes, too, the peo-
pie are glad to know what estimate is placed on
their local paper abroad Therefore do we pub
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