Litchfield enquirer., 1867-05-02

:.SUGGEsT1vE. A young lady sends us the following-Directed to the wrong paper ev- idently :--
 . A young fellow once offered to kiss a Quakeress. >,>
 Friend" said she, "thee must~not do it.
 "Oh, by love, but I must!' said the yOttth. -.,.-. ~-
 Well, friend, as thee hast sworn, thee may do it, but thee must not make prac- tice of II.
 The celebrated portrait painter, Stuart once met q lady in the street. in Boston. who saluted him with, '|Ah, MT. Stuart, have just seen your miniature, and kissed it beeause twas se much, like -ye4. D. And did 1t kiss you in, return?'' "Whv, mo- "Then," said Stuart, '' 1t was not like me. 9
 Why are two young ladies kissing each other an emblem of Christianity?
 Because they are doing unto each other as they would men should do unto them.
 Pa, didn't you whip me for biting Tom my?"
 Yes. my child; you hurt him very much.''
 ''Well, then, pa, you ought to whip man. mas music teacher, too, for he bit mamma right in the mouth, and know it hurt her, because she put her arms around his neck and tried to choke him.
 Almost every young lady is public spirit ed enough to have her fathers house used as court house.
 Why are good husbands like dough? Be- cllSG women need them.
 My first is that lies at the door;my second is a kind of grain; my third nobody can do without; my whole is one of the United States. Mat-ri-mony.
 Agent wanted by every single lady.
 Miss Tompkins thinks that every unmar- rled lady of forty has passed the Cape of Good Hope.
 THOSE OF oUE: READERS who lack a growth of hair upon the face, or those whose hair Is falling out, or have become bald, would do well to try ''DR. SEvIGNE's REsTAURA- TEUR CAPILLAIRE. :" This preparation has been used by thousands in this country and Europe, with the most gratifying results. Testimonials of the most hattering charac- ter have been received from the most veal thy and influential citizens of the country, and will be sent free to any one, on apph- cation, by Messrs. BERGER, SHUTS < Co.,, Chemists, of Troy, N. Y., the only agents in America for the sale of the same. Read their advertisement in this paper.
 OF THE MANY COSMETICS and Toilet Ar ticles now advertised, but few prove to be what they are represented to be. Messrs. BERGER, SHUTS X Co.,, Chemists, of Troy, N. Y., are advertising extensively several articles that have proved themselves just as represented, for which they are acting as agents. We believe them to be perfectly trustworthy, and that parties using their preparations will find them fully up to the recommendations given. See their adver- tisement in another column of this paper.
 ECoNCMscAL MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE Co. OF PROV IDENCE, R. No single company in this country is more prosperous, and i'll every respect atfordlng higher evidence of cheering successes and long
 life than this It has insured more i'll amount than a million and quarter. It's annual premiums ex- ceed seyenty-siX htQusand dollars, and 1t has met with no loss. The New York report for the year ending i'll January shows conclusivey to us that Economical is true to his name, substantial and growing, and emnenty entitled to public conti- dence 1t is sufficient for the public to know that this company is represented in this State by Cor neiius A. Lincoln, Esq., it's general agent, which fact alone will place it in the fullest confidence ot the community, as they well know that he would not be in any way connected with it unless it was as a life insurance company i'll every particular. Mir. Lincoln is in want of good agents and offers liberal Inducements. Connecticut Office 265 Main street, Hartford.
 Hartford Couront March 30th 1867 MT. Lincoln wants good agent in every section of the State, and will give the exclusive agency of this town or county to an energetic man and offer liberal induce racnts any one desirous of engaging in safe and lucrative business should consult with Mir. Lincoln at once.
 REDUCTION OF HOTEL PRICES. We are in formed that the proprietor of POWERS Ho- TEL, PARK Row, N. Y., directly opposite the Astor House, have reduced their rate from s to $2. 50 per day. This hotel is situa- ted i'll the best loc ality for Merchants and business men, and is very desirable in every way Our readers will do we'll to bear it in mind on their business trip to the metrop- oils, as it offers greater inducements, for less money, than any other hotel in New