The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1867-11-19

-Ifate not. II is not worth while.
Your life Ia not long enough 10 make it
pay to cherish III win or hard thoughts
toward any ones iefl la
3 -raYou need a@htile sun and mir"
saidia physician to MAIDEN patient. -
II ! do, was the reply I'll wait till
get Q hpsband." Properly patient maid
en- uN
a1--.A shoddy lady, boasting. tho other
day, offhe progress made by her son in
arithmetic. sxultngly said he wasin tho
t'mortiGcation table 7" m
rGreeley says that for good square
lying be must give tho palm 10 the
press of'the Democratic state commit
Tee of Minnesota Ali. Greeley, we
kodw that the palm is yours TO give
or 70 keep, .LouiselReJoarna, ask
--g0la age Is stealing upon me rap
idlY aB The urelin eaid when he was
stealing apples from ali old man's gar
den, aud saw the owner approaching,
cowhide iil hand
The following scene islaid In aflrst
class hotel: Trayelor--I doNra to bo
called at six o'clock Clerk with
gold chain II you viii ring the bell at
Chat heur one ofthe boys win attend to
I~sbkl.Aeeo
An Irishman once saved iuisor
from drowning and was handed six
pence. "Whht," said he, - all
YOU give a man for saw ssS%'
Then t}king a second * Q
"Well, faith and guess 80 all it is
worth.
AN application was made at one Of
the banks Id Augusta, sometime since,
by man who inquired, Have you any
stocks for sale? 2" Certainly, sir; what
do you wish--U. s. 7-30s "Well, /
want a good durable stock, the right
length, for my neck.
"A cynical old bachelor who firmly
believed that all women have something
to say on all subjects, recently asked a
female friend: "Well, MADAM, what do
you hold on this question Of female suf-
fragef' To him the lady responded,
calmly, "sir, hold my tongne.' SEN
sible woman
"A gentleman being asked by his
neighbor how his sick wife did re-
Piled, Indeed, the case is pitiful; my
/ wife fears she viii die, and fear she
will not which makes very discon-
| solate house"
--"Where was John Rogers burned
TO death 4" asked teacher in COM
manding voice. Joshua knows" said
little girl at the foot Of the class.
| "Well," said the teacher, 'if Joshua
knows, he may tell" In the fire."
said Joshua, looking very grave and
| wise.
I IA touching instance Of connubial
Affection and devotion occurred not
ong since in New Hampshire. An
aged couple, who, during half CEN
/ tury Of married life, had wrangled aud
1 quarreled with each other, were in all
+ probability soon 10 be separated. The
/ old husband was taken sick, and be-
/ lieyed TO be near bis end The old
spouse came ~ his bedside, aud after
| carefully examining and taking stock
/ Of his condition., exclaimed. Wy,
daddy, your feet arc cold, mud your
hands is cold, and your nose is cold I"
1 aWell, let iIn be cold" "Wy, daddy,
youle going 10 die 81 aWa'al ] guess
4 know wot IA bout !" "Wy, daddy.
watts to beeum of me il yon die? II
j dunno, aud don't care I 'sAYat / want
10 know il. aal's n tetuea NJ 0ae n
AT court held at LynohbarTs Va.
q distinguished member Of the bar, ap-
4 pealing 10 the court for tho discharge
of his client, wound up with the state
nent that II the court ssnt him on for
y further trial, stnin would be left upon
his character That eoHld not he wasliod
of eby al the waters n tbe blue ocean.
+. 4nd all the soap that could bo manufac-
tured from tho poHIerous carcass Of
the cominonwealkh's attorney To
y this, the pondnnonG attorney promptly
replied, that while he deemed II for
( eign 10 the case a. tho bar, ao deairod
to advise the court, II they thought Il
advisable, 10 boil bis body into soap.
that they should look 90 che opposiia
counsel Tor the eonosnlrated ige ont Of
which 10 make It" Court, bar and
spectators exploded, aud our informant
! kuowoLh nothing moro even norwsa