The weekly North-Carolina standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 186?-1869, 1867-04-24

freight on that corner stone. Ispose bet
ter one coud be got in Connecticut at less
than the cost of transportin it, but whenever
that Dimocratic College is built that must
be the corner stone NV it. That stun is hal
lowed. Their are tender assosiashens hang
in round it. 1t wuz the corner stun OF q
niger school house witch we burnt to the
ground the mite we heard Nv the veto
Nv the Civil Rights bill. But l won't
go to Connecticut Onless my subsistence is
ashoored. Their is Ipore money Their than
in Kentucky, but doubt whether they
wood support me ez we'll. speek frankly
kin understand why man kin be Dino
crat in Kentucky-he's interested in mig
gers. kin appreciate the Dimocrisy Nv
Suthern Injeany, Illinois and Ohio, COZ they
come from that region, and the sekoned
generashen amt got to be voters. kin I'M
derstand the Dimocrisy in Morrisy's and
Fernando Wook's deestricks, but pardon me
Il want to keep very clear NV Connecticut
Dimocrats. A people anywhere in Moo
England witch kin deliberitly sell themselves
to US is just the kind NV people don't want
to be among. 1 instinctively mistrust yam
kee who dickered away his interest in Bun
ker Hill. I hev notist that Moo England
er witch come South and married an old
maid, or wldder with plantashen, wuz
never to be trustid, and It's my experience
that demoralized Yankee-one who hez
shed his early trainin, and took up anybody
else's moral close, is about the meanest spec
linen Nv white man on the face 1--WE the
green earth. They hev the accotnis witch is
born NV a barren soil, without the Puritan
ism to keep it within bounds-they possess
the ability to make a livin on their native
rox, but his laziness impels him to an easier
subsistence in milder chimes, and instid Nv
fishin for mackrel he goes south and fishes
for men. A Moo Highlander unrestrained by
grace is p'zen, and bleeve Connecticut is
full Nv EN-. I hev heard Massachusetts, re-
ligion aboozed, but its suthin we may well
be thankful for. 1 hev alluz bin thankful
that the May iowvr brot over religion ez
we'll ez brains and will.
Among the Connecticut Democrisy shood
stand no show, and beside, hev too much
self respeck to shshiate with EN- on terms Nv
equality Instid Nv foragin on them they'd
manage to live on HE. 1 hev lambs to shear
in Kentucky, and don't care about chang
in EN- I don't want to throw any cold water
onto this festive occasion, it being element
we all dispise, but, hev we any asshoorence
NV her continyooin troo =? Eff understand
it, we won by means Nv patronage, and run
min War Democrat, a bein I, in common
with all the troo Dimocrisy, dispise. We
can't do it agin The next blast that sweeps
from the North will bring to our ears story
Nv another kind. One swaller don't makea
spring. hev knowd NV calves being born
with two heads This election, fear me, is
one of these monstrosities witch Nacher
sometimes prodooses to show what she is
capable NV. 1t amt normal l hev no OBJ
jeckshun to yoor feelin good over tit re-
joict me, COZ it ill give our friends South
courage, and may skeer the Radicals into
givin US better terms, but"
My remarks wuz interrupted by Salisbury,
who hab bin sureptitiously drinkin punch
with the ladle, and the odor Nv the onions
overcomeln him he rolled under the table,
and very shortly thereafter the meetin broke
up. leave home to-morrOr, or ez soon ez
kin draw my mileage
PETROLEUM V. NASBY, P. M.
(Which is Postmaster and likewise Professor
Nv Biblikle Politicks in the Southern
Classikle & Military Institoot.