The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-09-26

AS Brow nlow can manage Tennessees
we hope Andy will settle In kentucky
for he will fight whatever Is near him.
What basis for new military chap
ter would Milton. have in his Paradise,
should Andy, with the present style
reach that place, and below, scarcely
would be spread his fan before he would
break every bone in Booths body. and
20 for old Nick himself. In three days
he would clean out the camp and extin-
guish the fires. That's Andy!
They say be is a self-made man; and
guess he Is, for there is no such pat
tern known. am glad to hear that he
is self made. for it trelieves the Almighty
of an almighty responsibility. Is 1t
not singular that the Confederate ora
tors never heard that their Southern
friends once got a little shaky on the
the Constitution of our fathers! The
Southern wing of their party organic
ing now in concert with them, over the
danger to the Constitution OF our
father.,," and in the most imploring at
titude roll up their eyes like dying
calf! The late little political episode
In the South was only Liberty protest
ing against Tyranny" that and moth
ing more. If under the Constitution as
it was such gigantic rebellion could
spring upwith all its indescribable con-
sequences, still there is to them no rea-
son for guarding against its repetition
by such change as is provided for i'll
the Constitution itself. Each pipes a
stanzy on the debt their clients made
us give them. or.the terrible things the
terrible Radicals are going to do with
our finances, or the constitution of our
fathers. Then all join in the chorus,
Thurman on the tenor, Vallandigham
on the alto, Pendleton on the treble,
and Ranney on the bass, and in a plain
tive minor set to four flats, they sing,
Oh our forefathers, our slavery fore
fathers,
More than infallible, more than divine,
Alas their one fault in the great con-
stitntion,
Twas wrong to provide for the change
Of line. t
Our fathers in their works say there
are four elements, fire, air, earth and
water. The inreverent "Radsn not only
give two clements each to air and wa
ter, but put down more than sixty ele-
mental metals alone. How dare they
alter the books of our fathers? Our
fathers gave us seven liberal arts and
sciehces, to which the rascally "Rads"
add Botany, Chemistry, Algebra. Sur
veying, Navigation, Printing, Paint
ing, Sculpture Meteorology, Photo
graphy, Anatomy, Ichtlyology, Orni-
thology, and many others of vastly
more consequence than Logic, Rheto-
ric. Gramar, etc. How dare birds and
fishes to attract our attention and at
tempt the ruinous '.Rads" to give them
q place among the sciences, not
dreamed of by our fathers? Mr.. Bird
spread your wings, and Mr.. Fish wag
your caudle and start yourselves off at
once or Thurman. Vallandigham, Ran
ney s. Co., will kick your brains out.
Finally; voters what say unto you'll
say unto all, VOTE. Our opponents all
vote always, and their number is 1884,
600. We are 2S4,0O0, and the real work
of our speakers and press is to get you
to vote. Will you all vote? If every
body votes our majority will be 100000
This you will communicate to breth-
rem that they having due notice may
govern themselves accordingly.