The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1867-01-18
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Drive your esttle upon tho ice, II you
want cowsips In tho winter.
Why b . mans arm like tho Gospel !
Because Il makssh sisd the ssoix places.
Why n Athens like worn out shoe Z
Because Il once had Scion.
A woman's grief 10 often very short. u
she loses her husband, she pines only Tor o
second
WHY ID tho eudorser Of note called =
surctyi Because be is almost sure to have
topsyil
Tho loss OF time ID most acutely felt BY
those who know how to employ their hour,
and wish to have no idle momentA
An old bachelor seeing the words "fam-
lies supplied" over tho door Of shop
stepped in and said he would take wife
and TWO children.
Never think you have money at com.
mand until il is actually in your hand; and,
therefore, take caro- how you promise Il.
eff all tho world were blind, what q mol.
ancholy sight IL would b !" said an Irish
clergyman.
An Irish attorney has decided that no
printer should publish death unless ap-
Prised Of tho fact BY the party Of tho de-
ceased.
Ho that never was acquainted with nd
vesity has seen the world but on one side,
and is ignorant Of half tho scenes Of ma
turc.
A man was asked what induced him to
make law student Of his son. @Oh, he
was always lying little cuss, and thought
would humor his leading propensity"
The best men arc not those who waited
for chances, but those Who made them
beseiged tho chance, conquered the chance,
and made the chance their scrvitor.
There arc multitudes Of people who de-
stroy themselves through irresolu6on.
They are cternally telling what they mean
to do, but they never do IL.
aI,less me, Jane" said a lady to her
servant, "where did you get al those fine
clothes?" "La, missus." replied Jane,
with a selfsatisfed smile and glance Of
approval, ''iidn', you know Use been ru-
ined?"
II is thought dangerous thing to board
a man Of war, but We have known fifty
soldiers, each man Of war, boarded by o
single landlord-but he was host.
A western editor repcls the gin Of bot.
tie Of spruce beer, on the ground that Il is
contrary to the rules Of the profession to
tell dollar and half lie for six and a
quarter cents.
"what makes you look so grum, Tom7"
"Oh, had to endure sad trial to my feel.
ings!" "what on earth was it'7 "Wby,
! had to tie on pretty girls bonnet while
her ma was looking on"
A.. s.,,,, m. or IN. i,,,;..-;,.w,;,.
ing upon the sun, Is said to have been the
first lady that wore hoops. High authority
for the fashion. that; and the way men
have been gazing at her for 50 many years,
shows that they admire her.
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Have you heard Of the Bowery b'hoy
who, being Gu. short IN q haru mo oy as'ro
disease, which quickly brought him 10
deaths door, WINS informed oy ms physician
tnat ihe"'c'"o oo"'o w ''o,"S Wv I'm
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