Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-01-26
CALAVERAS CHRONICLE.
26, 1867.
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COncLudeU JTOHt IHot P0ye
sprung from the congenial soil of France
and that bis malignant madness was in
unchecked action on this same part of
my journey" 80
1 noticed that Sniff was arubbing his
hands, and that Mrs. Sniff had got her
eye uron him. But l did not take
more particular notice, owing to the ex-
cited state in which the young ladies
was, and to feeling myself called upon
to keep it up with howl
"On my experience south of Paris"
said Our Missis in deep tone, 81 will
not expatiate. Too loathsome were the
task! But fancy this Fancy guard
coming round, with the train at full
speed, to inquire how many for dinner.
Fancy his telegraphing forward the
number of diners. Fancy every one
expected, and the table elegantly laid
for the complete party. Fancy charm
ing dinner, in charming loom, and
the head cook, concerned for the honor
of every dish, experimenting in his
clean white jacket and cap. Fancy the
Beast travelling six hundred miles on
end, very fast, and with great punctu-
ality, yet being taught to expect all this
to be done for it -
A spirited chorus of 'The Beast !"
l noticed that Sniff was agin a rub
bing his stomach with soothing hand,
and that he had drawed up one leg
But agin l didn't take particular notice
looking on myself as called upon to
stimulate public feeling; it being a
lark besides.
"Putting everything together" said
Our Missis, "Foreign Refreshmenting
comes to this, and 0, it comes to nice
total First eatable things to eat and
drinkable things to drink"
A groan from the young ladies', KEEP
up by me.
"Second convenience, and even ell
egance.'
Another groan from the young ladies
KEEP ur by me.
"Third moderate charges.
This time, groan from me, KEEP up
by the young ladies.
"Fourth and here" says Our Mis-
sis, 81 claim your angriest sympathy
attention, common civility, nay, even
politeness !'
Me and the young ladies regularly
raging mad all together
"And | car not, in conclusion" says
Our Missis, with her spitefullest sneer,
'give you completer pictur of that
despicable nation (after what | have re-
lated), than by assuring you that they
wouldn't bear our constitutional ways
and noble independence at Mugby June
ton, for a single month, and that they
would turn US to the right about, and
put another system in our places, as
soon as look at US perhaps sooner, for
do not believe they have the good taste
to look at US twice.
The swelling tumult was arrested in
its rise. Sniff, bore away by his servile
disposition, had drored up bis leg with
a higher and higher relish, and was
now discovered to be waving his cork
screw over his head 1t was at this
moment that Mrs. Sniff, who had KEEP
her eye upon him like the tabled obelisk
descended on her victim. Our Missis
followed them both out, and cries was
heard in the sawdust department.
You come into the Down Refresh
ment Room at the Junction MAKING
believe you don't know me, and III
pint you out, with my right thumb over
my shoulder, which is Our Missis, and
which is Miss Whit, and which is Miss
Piff, and which is Mrs. Sniff. But you
won't get chance to see Sniff, because
he disappeared that night Whether he
perished, torn to pieces, I cannot say /;
but his corkscrew alone remains to bear
witness to the servility of his disposition.
In the beginning, woman consisted
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