The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1867-05-17
HUMOROUS.

pHH fHfbWfUn one = sell vFhf - pfntts
pies, sfs three thugs which mtst hes
done without thinking 100 much
about them"
An Insurance. %aempsaz heads Us
advertisement thus "bssl lives taken
W lowest fsiss' +
An English deeter sent IL his bill
81 u djsaebsDtaia widow. = for curing
your husband Ill ha died"
A upaa actually rendered 4 silver
half dollar IN ths tsayauHab Waps md
Heyola ofhes last Thursday, In pays
inaut for a copy ~ The m6fulne afj
Don. lie was about Hls feet high
dafk complexion, With n cane, aud q
bflafsfee plps, lie uas apparently
sanas
Marx Tuaine sHys In his pro.
efaiaHae. of bis lecture 90 " EanHLas
DOM" thai some little paihgs will
be iafHsad Into this lecture, aud per
sons who are overcome bs II may go
eut fvf a lev minutes"
a Pixies Peak miner. writing te q
Mfnnssgia paper. says The miners are
much discouraged IN that region
= they bays 10 diR through h solid
vein NJ silver four feet thiak before
they faaeb the gold"
A California story lelis III 4 man
Who resolved ~ gait drinking, aid
went ~ q notary ~ gel him ~ draw
40 ah aHdaYll ~ hat effect The
document was drawn, read. aud
proved The party bsld ~ his hand
aud ~mafmufad tl,a ,issaal hs'aIp me =
II. WAS properly sealed and delivered.
" What's ~ payY" asked The piadear.
ITO pay 10 payf" exclaimed the
party, nothing, " course this ID q
labor IT love Nothing ~ pay7'
returned lbs grateful but very forget
fal afHaHt You're n brick Lets
take a drink
Fhteoaify old Roger vas visit
iua q friend who had Il remarkably
fine little girl, about thraa years old,
fam9iis fvf smart sayings, Az Usual
sha was shown Of before ouf esteemed
friend
What IL papa - aaL 81 the ''psr
lent, = ~ prsisf io draw out the pfaaos
aiDas reply,
"fspa'sa h%nmbagi'' said The juye.
nile,
The ''pstiantf look Ell queer rather,
This brought ent old Hoeaf, who ham
,%sara'i tha ball hume With oas LioL,
well, ! daalafa. | nayaf IN my life
saw 80 young q child With 80 mature a
judgment
ttlHfs 10 FAaMrnH, In break Ing
asa {lw axg.ss.AI la ia. k....U .il.a.4M
Use - plnn "A hammer will not ans
wef, Haa that your horses afa bil0had
- the right aHd 1T tiia piaw, or II
might /" so back sn u
IN sowing Gals bn careful that yatr
The Wild will aonla ~ 4 head soonest.
but The crop Ia hot profitable We
never know ans u the sort 10 ray
expenses
hlai laad Is mol best fof oorn. IL
should bn planted IN hills = The
farmers who neglect tltis caution will
have . hard tew ~ hoe. -Four grains
taynif1npeia weisstl1 IL The hill IL
The rule for planting Corn IN The
rag II better lhhn aorn on The f8a. We
haya ttiej both.
Flant ypuf p%ptatoas With the ayas
downward This oauiion L. pafiiaus
lnfly necessary when wofnan d
fiahts'' are employed 10 hoe the earth
over them
To prevent tho pigs ftem getting
into the p1aitad nnfa. ring their nasas
To prevent the hnna from doing the
aainn, wiring thaif naaLH A clothes
wrinaaf vii do The work
For getting wheat properly IN the
ground . sowing miofina - iniiapen
sable Tho Wheeler ii Wilson
ltyn should he pit Ia early say The
nfHt thing 81 getting an Ia Tic morn
Ing iIut this fact il 50 we'll under
ainpd by Farmers. that bat few will -
guisa instruction thereon on old
fte Is beet,
MANI fwAia'a EAmnA nm
aumpasad Of Histnen letters.
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~ either IN h general way
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thing.
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any thine.
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III, II most any thing else, .ss
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some IT the things referred 10
ahnye, though IN what respect II has
ha Iiiad even me /. determine.
My =, 4, \, II, h. 10 we'll. | Hup.
rora II IL, although | can mol SEQ why,
Nov. II anybody oan uyphnr out
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