Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1867-03-27
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BEAUTY and genius are the most
perilous Of all inheritances.
ART, like love, excludes all com
/ petition, and absorbs the man.
Few men get their lire's labor ac
complished without some heart-aches.
/ THE 9 Household Words in many
households were better unspoken.
WoNAN's crowning glory-her bon
net. 4 Aprecious small glory nova
days.
An entomologist lately fell in love
with young woman on account oI
her beetle brows.
IT is we'll enough that men should
be killed by love Men born Of woman
should die of woman
A YOUNG sailor who received a
blowing up from his sweetheart called
her wind-lass.
\ COUNTRY paper speaks Of a man
who : died without the. aid Of a physi-
clan" Such instances are very rare.
Why is a prosy preacher like the
middle of wheel? Because the fol
lows around him are tired.
THE gravcst events drawn with no
more noise than the morning star
makes in rising.
"NAMuA," said little pet at the
communion service, on Sunday after
noon, " amt we going to thop to tea p
Why Is 4 ncwly-married couple
ike pair Of sugar tonrs? Because
they arc two spoons joined.
II is not in the power Of 4 good
man to refuse making another happy,
where he has both ability and oppor-
tur:ty
MONEY and time have both their
value. He who makes 4 bad use Of
the one viii never make a good use
Of the other.
TN afraid you viii come to want.
said an old lady to a young getleman.
50 l have cH.nc to want already was
the reply; I want your daughter
SlNcERITY, in this world IS like gold
among the savages, who barter treas
ure for glass beads. 1t is costly
quality, but not current money.
To CALL Young lady witch 5
shocking, hnt to call her bewitchinc,
and possessed of witching charms,
pleascs her smazinSly.
4 LADY sometimes keeps charms
unon her watchguard bnt it is more
important that she keeps watch and
guard upon her charms.
A YourH. dlzap pointed in love near
Detroit. threw himself uuder a passing
locomotive. Did he do it because the
engine also had 4 tender attachment ?
&" You look, " said an Irishman to a
pale, haegard smoker, as If YOU had
rot OUT of YOUR grave TO LIGHT your
cigar. and could.t find your way back
again
\ MORAL debating society out
West Is engaged IN a discussion on
the following question If husband
deserts his wife, which is the most
abandoned. the man or woman :"
WHEN cats wash their faces, bad
weather is at hand when women use
washes TO their complexionS, it IS a
true sign that the beauty of the day
IS gone.
\ PENNSYLVANIA seven year old
was reproved. lately, for playing with
the bows. She was too big for that
now But. with the greatest inno-
. ccnce, she replied:
=. " by, grandma, the bigger we get
the better We like en-.
Grandma took pinch Of snuff and
resumed her knitting.
4 LApY went, the other day. into {
+ dry goods establishment, and while ex
aiming some articles. another lady
entered in search Of (don't blusl
ladiesl some undTcss muslin. No
wishing TO use this simple term will
several indistinctly audible and dim
inutive hens, she SAID TO the atteR
tive clerk: = Have you any muslin th1
isp't up in TIE morning
AMAS had received largo lot Q
Holsters, fresh and lively, when DO!
stood looking at the critters, accom-
panied by his dog. Suppose you pu
vour dogs tail between the lobster
claws said the man. Agreed,
said the boy. The peg was extracts
from The claws, aud the dogs tall II
serted. Away went the dog OF homc
I bowling At the squeeze his tail 60
from the lobster V histle you
dog back; You young scamp, said th
man. "W histle your lobster bck.
cried the boy, and absquatulatad. :
. The boy made a lobster supper tina
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