Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1867-07-04

NOW or 700 keep on yoor present
loonstic course, shell be compelled to
withdraw from yoor support, and after
a time, from my quiet home In Wiscon-
sin where an appreciative constituency
Will permit me to forever stay, will be
called upon to write an epitsr for yoer
politikle corner-stun, wich shell do In
these words, to wit:
'R,c Jaeet Andrew Johnson,
who died from tho effex nv a disease,
sooperindooet by over effort In great
many attempts to save his politikle
friends from bein strangled.
Poskrip.-The friends wuzn't worth
the ssvin, but they lived.
'Nots Bene.-The man who saved EN-
wuznt quite ez good ez the friends, but
he died.
But upon sekond thot I've no OBJ
jeckshun to this toor. 700 kin do US no
| damage ef the reporters Is properly
trained, and II 700 deliver only such
speeches ez We determine upon before
hand. 700 10 thro Delaware, witch is
ourn; Moo Gersey won's hurt Us very
much, COZ yoo've bin thro there wunst,
and they know wat TO expect Moo York
will give enthusiastic recepshen ef
Morrisy and Ben Wood will take holt Nv
the matter together-by the way, Sew
ard, TELEGRAPH EN- TO wunst-and In Con.
nectlcut yoor certain Nv corjel recep-
shen. That Stait Is full nv demoralized
Yankee Dlmokrats, who hev bin out to
Michigan and left ther all ther Puritan
ism, and brot back with EN-, in It's stead
all the cussldness indigenous TO that
soil, witch cussidness grated onto ther
natral cutenis, makes EN- rather enter.
prising in Their worthlisnis. In Boston
itself tho prospeck Is good. Therell be
q immense crowd present to dedicate the
hssonik Temple, witch we shall claim
the credit NV bringin, eZ we did the
throngs witch come to see us on the toor
North, but witch wood persist In hollerin
Grant !" The trosly decent men NV
Boston are Ablishinists, but there's some
thousands witch want offices, and them,
with the sprinklin Nv Dimokrats and
conservatives, ought to make us q hand
some recepshen. There Is vet In Boston
men who used to return fugitive slaves,
and Their is, besides, the eminently re.
spectacle gentlemen who are so conserv-
alive that they hold onto sin becoz it's
old, and established by precedent, and so
aristocratic that the won't do right jist
becoz dom rite Is quite common thing
in that seckshun; who hold onto the
cote tale NV progress and holler "stop ~
and who, If they tie themselves to good
cause, load it down with their dignity.
Like the I'd Lootenants of 81, their bag
gage is worth more'n they are. But the
trip wont hurt US. You can't make the
Abllshnists more Ablishn, and them ca
foller us for the loaves and fishes we
dispense, wood still foller US, eff the road
we took led ez strate through perdishen
ez pigeon wood fly. Well go. Ef 700
will make this toor and say nothin i'd.
eotik, the very novelty nv it will direc,
attention from wat we've desided to dc
with Sheridan, Slckles, Pope, ct al.
And so it wuz decided to go. Thro
Delaware the resepshen wuz all that we
desired, and in Maryland the people come
In crowds to greet US tho the cheers
partook so much Nv the nacher nv the
cheerful yells witch the Confedrit soljers
employed when they charged, that Sex.
rotary Stewards nerves wuz somewhat
shockt. Ez Philadelphy didn't offer us
the Inequalities Nv ,the city, we didn't
stop there at all. The train run around
it, the Presidents nose bein elevated all
the time, ez tho he smelt suthin.
When 1t had finally passed, Mr.. Randall
announst the fact, and the Presidenshel
face assoomed its yoosual benine express
sion ez we glided into the sacred soil Nv
Moo Jersey.
Arrivin In Moo York, the recepshen
wuz all that Good hev bin desired. Nor.
rissey he'd done his part, and Their wuz
respectable bodies Nv cheerers waitin at
every pint agreed upon by the commit
tee and, ez they he'd bin paid literally,
the enthoosiarm wuz ez good In quality
ez it wuz large in quantity. Occasion
ally, cheerer which he'd taken too
much Nv his wages in advance, wood
cheer for Jefferson Davis, but it wuzn'l
notist. 1t didn't mar the pleasant uni
formity Nv the preceedins, or strike any
body ez bein singler. They tried terri.
BILE hard to get speech out Nv us, and
the President wuz willin, but Randall,
seem that the Herald and Triboon he'd
reporters present, supprest him, and got
him off to bed comparatively sober, and
very early.
Arrivin at Boston, wuz surprized at
the length, depth and breadth Nv the en-
thoosiasm Nv the recepshen. Ez if to
show the greet at the death NV Presi
dents, we notist everywhere the portraits
Nv our predecessor, Linkin, draped in
mournin, at witch the President dropt a
tear, sayin, "see how they mourn US wen
we're everlastinly gone"
Hankerchers wavd from the winders
Nv the eminent responsibility on the
route, and ther wuz sort Nv subdood
enthoosasm, a sort Nv half mournin
gladnis, eff 1 may say so, witch wuz
gratifyin.
We wuz received by Gov'nor Bullock.
whose speech wuz noble triboo. to the
President. 81 welcome 700" sed he, "to
Massachusetts,. Many Presidents hev
visited Moo England, and this visit, like
theirs, exctes devoshen to the Yoonion
and respeck for them which, in their Of
fishel posishen, respeck the government
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