The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-11-17
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.o t.ie.a e1nfectonsry--Succ-ssfal caDeed sfsi-.
counter revolutlon--ssriks among tae Or goods
why y ~ Oh pans hat ike an Indian rnsiron 10
cause % keeps fhs sig warm.
How take. cengus ar tho children OF nsighbor-
hood. Employ "a oF.an grinder aYe minutes
purse crowd
wha y tne strsensest psn mentioned in ne Hbie'
Joseph-Fharoaa maze "rlleri Of nm.
A basa sporting man proposes TO got race between
= Walking stick add hurricane.
The PORK butchers song. "ro Greece We give oar
shining blades =
fashionable party i nov called "dsushtsrcultur1i
ahow.
MI, i the dipper Of public pump which all may
drink 0f but mono carry away
nan n indi,ua wants 20 know II whisksy was ever
secG coming through ihs rye =
Al what time should ipnkeeper visit .fou found
rys When be wants a bar maid
Why faouli with tsrmaQant sifc be con-
s,dorea felio1S Because hes snrsw'd ind
vdaal.
when uc5isman mnres his housemad IL may be
said tuat 10 isadS her 20 sns high men'ai a'1ar.
sailor unsccustomed 10 society, said TO his part
ner after waltz Lea mo take you 10 your saper-
cargo
writer, IN cpeskins bouna,s the coal scutts
vas 10 vegue when bushing WAS known, 0ut bosh ais
now Obsolete.
10 destroy rats, catch them BY one, and nss'en
thelr heads VIA she lemon squeszor
10 drive aes Of The house out your molasses bsy
rel and preserves II tho back yard, In the sun.
To S cookroaches get pair OF big boots then eaten
your eockToa.hea, put them III b4rrei AND lance
4 schoolhoy's asptr 40, how wish were
fountain, for then could always % plas ing"
Wa,ch Of the apostles the best cricket playerf
Paul who 'stood up before the eleven, and WAS bold"
Whsn IS a flea like locomo,iveY When IL goes over
the sieepers
When will tho ianndresses striker Whom The ron's
hot.
II is the lot of humanity TO err at times, the
drunken man said whea no mis'ook tho ps sly for NV
bearooui
Here Is French joke Costo mer--oHayc you packed
those matches Tor Madam Goqnea ." that there all %
dangerf" sorekeeper "On, never fear have
scraped % all tue birthstone
An editor became martial, ami created captain
On parade instead OF 'tso PAGES trout -sdvancci"
he uncunsctolsy bawled out "Cssn-lwo dollars
year atvancelp
Jaas, ala Won sticrd Dc last meeting oh de deba,-
ing society ~ ayes. sir" ..We, de
thing dat come aiore DO house :" why, Is was char
coal carLn
How do you and your wIfc get ~ .Oh. rather
badly; she gave me her hand wniic ago and thanked
her; she gives II 10 mo now every time speak, and 40
thank her not TO-"
"what makes your COW. so cross 2" said old lady
TO the miktnsn tho other day. Cross madam hs,
the contest things IN the world. swell, The milk
Is always souri, tho msiron replied sharp
A democratic paper having asserted that +" General
sherman !, the coming man," .ne La Grange ,Ga r.
again. We don't want to see him.
minister having preached the same discourse 10 his
people three times one Of his cons'ae hearers sAid 70
nj. morning has lad three several rsadpsa ImoTs
that II now 30 passed
The isest style OF bonnet has turned M Richmond
ihu :. = assei , s,s W. ~ ~ w. 800 r
red lassels suspended each OF the ends Of tie
straws. Price SO.
lover wrote 10 lady who rejected him, saying tina,
he nionded sociud spot AMI breathe
away his lie 10 signs" TO which the lady repled IN
curing whether they we're 10 DO medium or lag size.
uliv haws
catsrsrts in their eyes, bui they have great many
waterfalls.
we are advised 70 watch our TONGUES, but unior's'
WA ao.,o,.. va, ...en ccono,v aud e,,rava,.nc. !,
.6ys ,o,e Il sas 10 he snn,yn n NOR. ~ an ga Cs.h
mere
-, "a ,o.r,n, ~, ,,o,h.. r.marr ~, ~. 80.
,ona ~ unsic arc,am.a .s,nan NV aoni WOW NV
ma a. - - 80 ~
a.
~ aesson WY p.o.y "vnon M IS. ano,l on ~
ar tss,, avn hr II, e,.s
saa,,a,ao,.t ia r.cn.,or ,.,o ror,ar,. Ma,
senu'neiSi ula NaoHeol ssys "oihhn heNrs
,ne ,l1s ~ 'ns "'iu' ~ H' ps''co
honcyccmo-Iuh OF cshs'
Ths youne lady who burst into tears has Dsea to'
toge.nor AsAn, ana = NO" ~osr'- H'ops " f's'"'' ~
recurrence OF me sccaeh.
'Nancy." said girl 10 her companion, (which rsii-
road train do you IKE bsstr that onc" rsphss
Nancy, (which furnishes spafk catcher"
'Marm, may 60 ansbinaf" said Ii,tle, naxeb
haired uichin. yes, sonny, nut oont 60 near ihe
water. And remember, II you're drowned spAi skin
you AZ you're alive"
A youpg lady with golden hair eiverv voice and =
touch Of IRONY Ia her converse ion NAV De regarded IN
TOO brascn faced belle OF pretty high msslo AND
NOT likely TO DO ca lily mislsad-
In ! graveyard in Lagrange. Tenn IA said 10 b, a
t,mbslon. WIN mis- nscriutl,n--
Hero lies old twenty per cent.
The he got the Tess he spent:
The more he got the more he cr.yed;
AZ ne gets 70 heaven we'l all We safed
The latest Improvement ia stock Is . breed Of
cats 10 Vermont, which have tails only an inch ong.
The advantages claimed Tor sgcn tails Is they
no' sst uuaer rosAne c.as or DC suppcn upun, ana
tnA W. u"or eau W e'osa quSAe' "ncn 'hey ~ OUT
Why women like churcbes7 Fifstiy, because
there IL living without one; secondly there
IL msny aspire to them; thirdly, because they oh
jec,s Of adoraton and iauy, bat by irasty,
because they have loud clapper their upper story.
up,,. ,,cas. Inv m. = mur whao yon 90 IN Ro~
ton sad tc three year old Ruth Her sister Minnie
hearing this said -" You Ia nave a muff