Arizona miner. [volume] (Fort Whipple, Ariz.) 1864-1868, 1867-05-04
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exercise preserved vigorous health On one
occasion when asked by medical friend
what physician and apotLecary he employed
to be always so well replied, Ny physi-
clan has been horse, and my apothecary
an ass'
NEVER waste arguments on a man who
don't know logic from logwood, which is the
case with half the people who love disputa
ton.
A STORY is told of a soldier who. about one
hundred and fifty years ago, was frozen in
Siberia. The last expression he made was,
1T is ex-n He then froze as stiff as
marble. In the summer of 1860 some French
physicians found him, after having laid frozen
for one hundred and fifty years They grad
ually thawed him, and upon animation being
restored, he concluded his sentence with
'ceedingly cold"
Ar Constantine, Michigan, Mr. James Col
iingwood, by occupation ditcher, has cree
ted upon his lot tombstone with the fol-
loHing device and inscription: \ weeping
willow, under which lies jug, in which Is a
corn-cob stopper, glass tumbler by the side
oft, also spade and shovel upon the ground.
A blank space is left upon tue stone for the
insertion Of age and time Of death whenever
it shall occur. The epitaph is most appro-
pirate:
" Who lies here: Who do you think?
The poor old Ditchgr; give him q drink
Drink, drink, drink! I'll tell you why,
The poor old Ditcher was always dry
Mr.. C., though but middle-aged and in
good health, is about to order his coffin. and
declares his purpose 70 dig his own grave and
brick it up, that it may be ready in time Of
need.
"ARE you a christian Indian ?" asked a
benevolent gentleman Of one of the Chippe-
wa tribe mo, sir" was the answer q
whisky ingen.'
A oooSrRYMAs not long ago, on his first
sight Of a locomotive, declared that he
thought il was the devil on wheels. "Faith,
an ye're wor-e than meself" said an Irish
man standing by, for the first time ever
saw the crayther, tho't it was shane
boat hunting for wather."
The following appears valuable: For one
p.ss.ad Of coffee take one egg ard beat it well
When the coffee is nicely Drowned and coo
enough not 10 cook the egg, pour the egg
over it, stirring it until every kernel Is coatec
with varnish, and let it stand a few min
utes in warm place until it dries. This vii
prevent the escape Of all aroma, is not affec
ted by moisture, and the egg helps settle th,
coffee when it is ground and stepped
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rister, who gratifed him by an acceptance
The duelist, being very lame requested b,
might have a prop. Suppose" said be, 81
lean against this mile stone ?" With plea
surr,'' replied the lawyer "on condition
that may lean against the next" This joke
settled the quarrel.
The triumph Of electricity over time AMI
distance, Of which the success Of the Allan
tic cable furnishes the most impressive illu.
traitor, recalls to mind the following lines
written by the late Rev. John Pierpont
during the Presidency Of Gen. Taylor:
The warrior Statesman laying down his PEN
Retires 10 bed IN Washington at ten;
The lightning courier leaps along the line
Aud AZ 81 Louis tells the tale AZ nine:
Hating thousand miles whence ne departed
Ana getting there an hour before he started.
GENERAL BUTLER has written letter Il
DR.. Cadieux, Of Montreal, fayoring the an
nexation Of Canada to the United States.
Tar New York Tribune rebukes Congress.
for the performing "orgies twice as outra
geOHs ar the negro Ministries, with the add
tion Of ndeeeney, which the latter would
seorn." This strong language refers 10 the
department Of some members during the re-
cent night session.
Da- CUNNING, who predicts the world will
be rolled up like scroll within three years,
has recently rented house for ten years.
Among the plants destroyed by fire at the
Washington conservatory, was a sage palm,
which was planted by General Washington.
A coRoSER's jury in England gave YER
dict for damages against locomotive for
screeching too loudly.