The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-05-11


PoLrCE lrEMs.-Wm. Harvey was ar
rested on complaint of Mrs. Rogers, by of
ticers JoHantgen and Jackson and brought
before Mayor Kenuey, on a charge OF dis
orderly conduct. lie gave bail for his APP
pearance this afternoon to answer.
Annie Tracy and Lizzie Brennan, two
gay and festive damsels, who ~perambulate
kind o miscellaneous like--secking whom
they mought kotch some body every other
opportunity, were arrested and brought
up before the Mayor this morning by Of
ticers Thomas and Scully. Their trial was
set at 4 o'clock this afternoon and they sent
TO jail.
Mr.. Geo. Fishbaugh's butter was Il little
too light this morning and the consequence
was George had to deposit about 80 90 for
the use of the city. And Andy Olt, too, he
come to market, this morning, it seems,
with less butter to the pound than the law
allows, so Andy had to pay IS co. TOO.
b. LSng was retailing his meat in the
market, this morning, without having the
necessary documents in the shape of Il Ii
Cense, when he was called upon to answer.
Five dollars is what it cost Mr.. Long.
Bella Brown, a fair but frail one, was up
before his Honor on charge of being n
"Vag." Bella agreed that she would go to
the country and 20 to work like an honest
girl should" aud the Mayor dismissed her;
but not so with
Owen Kahn, who, it seems, was "galaya-
lantin' round" with the aforesaid Bella, see
Ing the town. The Mayor charged Owen
Sll 10 for his amusement.
CS- o., this false and wicked, wicked
world. Fashion reigns supreme in almost
every household, and folly and deception
rule the hour. In the days when we went
counting, and slyly slipped an arm around
the waist of some fair girl, and
gently bending over touched hel
cherry-red lips, we knew that We
held within our embrace flesh and BLOOD
bone and muscle-and that the sweet
wo gathered with our lips were genuine
All, boys, you who go counting no,o, are NJ
30 favored. You put you arm arount
something in the shape of a female woman
but you don't know, boys, you don
kmOw-maybe she is, and maybe she ain
What with false calves, false stomachs an
false busts, as they are now worn, whe
YOU take hold OF one these calico packa
yes, you don't know whether it is or
amt. No, it amt as it used to was in thes
particulars. All, well may ye sigh &c
the
"Good old days OF Adam and Of Eve.'
We look back to the time when we got on
gal to come and keep house for us, and W
feel mighty happy to think we made the 81
lection before the "age Of improvement
before the ''party of progress" had sprea
itself, and New England had set up a mar
ufacturing establishment in opposition
Nature. Nature drives n pretty fair bus
ness, but New England has stepped In wit
her tarnal Yankee machinery and is takiI
the whole business, and even remodeliI
come of the old work, while she's tryil
TO improve by introducin' new materii
and maxim some new work of a queer colo
But it's no use, faint as 1t used to was
then when we kissed a gal we knowed
for It went clean to our toes-but nov
when you kiss a gal, as you think, righ
smack In the mouth, you never fetch he
AZ like as not, for the Home Journal says;
"People do not generally know that 10
dles wear false lips made of pink Ind
rubber, which are attached to thin lips II
a manner which deiies detection, and whleI
I-.s ! yrSttU uOutinR appearance to tn