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Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-06-05
SPECIAL NOTICES.
WHY NOT USE THE BEST?

OVER TWENTY YEARS. increasing demand
1as established the fact that MATHEWS VENETIAN
HAIR UYE is the best in the world 1t is the cheap
est, the most reliable. and most convenient. Com
plete in one bottle Dees not require any previous
preparation of the hair. No trouble. No crock or
stain. Produces a beautiful black or brown as pre-
fsrred. A child can apply it. Always gives satis-
faction. Only 75 cents per bottle. Sold everywhere
= A. L. MATHEWS, Manufacturer, N. Y.
DEMAS BARNES & CO., New York, Wholesale
agents. ~ 1920 F.-i
Also. MATHEWS ARNIoA BAIR GLOSS for T
storing and dressing the Hair. ''f
iunal9. deOdlY - - Il ~ =
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-06-05
ROCKBRIDGE ALUM SPRINGS, va.

AND DELIGHTFUL
i watering place will be open June LIST. Arrange
ments are making to render it more than ever at
invalid its remarkable medicinal waters hold out
new hopes of health. - -,.,,,
Its reputation is established as cure for SCR0F-
liza and most of the glanduar and cutaneOus af
fectiOps: CHRONIC DIARRHCEA and DYSEN-
Terry; DYSPEPSIA; BR0NGH1TlSi THRUSH
DER DROPSY and PILES. In all anoemic condi-
tions of the system ami broken down states of the
constitution loss of appetite and general nervous
prostration, THAR powers and virtue as RESToRA-
TIVE are without K OWN RIVAL amongst the
MINERAL WATERS
Of the world. They especially indicated in the
ailments peculiar to the Female constitution.
The Springs are distant only II hours from Rich
mond and u hours from Washington by rail 10 the
midst of e grand mountain ranges of Virginia, in
the same county with the famous Natural Bridge
(from hich it takes its name) and near to Lexing
ton Washington Co lege and the Military Institute,
the home of LEE and the tomb of JACKSON.
For all particulars of utes, location and proper
ties of the water Springs pamphlet, sent free by
mail.
"mass') can at all times be had fresh and genuine
from
HEGEMAN & Co, New York,
COLEMAN 4 ROGERS, Baltimore:
PURCELL, LADD & Co., Richmond, and
A. B. RUCKER, Lynchburg, Va
A Superior Band Of Music. for both Lawn and
Ballroom, in attendance during the season.
Daily mails at this Office by Virginia Central R. r.
FRAZIER & RANDOLPH,
... ....... PrOprietors.
Capt. W. H. SALE. General Superintendent.
june3-d2mT ."" ..s
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-06-05
Cleanse the Blood.
- WITH CORRUPT

and stimulates the organs of life into action
Hence it rapidly cures variety of complaints which
are caused by impurity of the blood, such as
Scroftsla sor Kings gEeu -7Unaors, Ulcers Sores
Errsptions, Pdmptes. BloteAes. Bots, st. Apthonys
Fire, Rose or ESysipeIGs, litter or Salt RheWrn,
ScdId Head, Ring ROrnl. Cancer or Oancerous Ts-
snors, Sore Eyes, Female Diseases. such as Reten-
also Syphilis or VeraeredL Diseases, Li0eTr Com
pEdintS and Heart Diseases. Try AYRE's SARsA-
PARILLA and for yourself the surprising activity
with which it ceanses blood and cures these dis
orders.
During late years the public have been misled BY
large bottles pretending to give quart of Extract
of Sarsaparlla for one dollar. Most Of these have
been frauds upon the sick for they not only contain
littlo if any, Sarsapara but often no curative in
gredent whatever Hence, bitter disappointment has
followed the of the various extracts of Sarsapa
ra which food the market, until the name itse has
become synonymous with impos tion and cheat. Still
| we call this compound, "Sarsaparia," and intend
| to supply such remedy as shall rescue the name
from the load of Obloquy which rests upon it. We
think we have ground tor believing it has virtues
which irresistible by the class of disease is in
tended to cure. We assure the sick, that we
offer them the best Alternative we know how to pro-
duce and have reason to believe, it is by far the
most efectual purifier of the blood yet discovered.
| AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL is so universally
known to surpass other medicine for the cure
| of Coughs, Colds Influenza, Hoarseness, Group,
Bronchitis, Incpent Consumption, and for the relief
Of Consumptive Patients in advanced stages of the
disease. that it is useless here to recorat the evil
| dence of its virtues The world knows them. ---
Prepared by DIR. J. G. AVER & Co.. Lowell, Mass,
and sold by e. Roberts, Columbus, Wholesale and
| retail. and by all druggists.
| aprS-dtW&W2m
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-06-05

main to warn future generations to beware
of such attributes of ,despotism. In this
way Breyet Brigadier General Baker may
be of use to humanity, and in no other way.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-06-05
HOW TO OBTAIN TICKETS.

Orders may be sent to us. enclosipg the money
from 81 to S25 in gistered letter STAMP enclosed
at our risk, Larger amounts by postoice order,
draft or express at the following club rates
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1867-01-30
notice of james Russell Lowell and his poetry.
from the London Spectator, one OF the abless
of foreign critical publications.

from the London Spectator, one of the ablest
of foreign critical publications.
NEW MUsIC.-We have received from o.
Ditson & Co., Boston, the f,llowing new
music: "Only Lock of Hair, mu.ic by
Claribel, words BY Hon. Mrs q. r Clifford
- IIo for Carolina composed and dedicated
to the Daughters of Carolina, by DIR. Vim.
B. Harreil, and arranged for the piano By
Mrs. w. B. Harrell z" Georgie,'' a quick
step by Andrew p. Clark Sc " ho Can Tell -
a ballad, music By Geo. b. Allen, words by
Z. Ransford.
We have also from c. j. Whitney 6, Co,
publishers, Detroit. Michigan the following:
" Somebody's Darling is slumbering here"
song and chorus, composed by c. R. Soon
my Darling's Little Shoes a ballad with
chorus, composed by I. Martin Towne
=" Storm March" piece for the piano, by j.
L Trusx. The above music is for sale by
Wilder at the Ere man Bookstore
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1867-01-30

don't matter much what they say about me
here. But I'm not cut-throat and vagabond,
and I'd like the old woman to know whatll
make her proud. I'd like her to here that her
runaway boy has fought through the war for
the Union like true man."
isWilliam Hitchcock-cailed W.Ld BiH, the Scout
of !he Plam-sha have his wish have told his story
pre- cisey it told to confirmed in all impor
tant points by many Witnesses and have doubt OF
its truth.-G- w. N.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1867-01-30

ABSTINENCE OF ROMAN WoNEN.-fhe ar
cient Romans, in some respects, were in ad
vance of the present age in their practical
knowledge. This was specially
She case in the habits of the women They
seemed to be fully aware of the fact that
hardy race must be born of heslthful mothers,
and consequently any usage or practice likely
to affect injurieusly the health of women vas
viewed by the state with suspicion. The
muscles were systematically educated. Fre-
quent bathing was required by law. Large
bath-houses were established, which were
places of common resort. For several cen
turies of the past ages of Rome, il was
criminal offense for a Roman mother to drink
intoxicating liquors. At the time of ouE
Saviour on earth, and for long period after,
1t was considered Infamous for Roman TO
taste wine. For guest to offer glass Of
wine to one of the women of the household
was looked upon as q deep insult, as il i'm
piled want of chastity on her part. History
records several instances where women were
put to death by their husbands because they
smelt of tometum.'' The consequences of
this physical training and abstinence from all
intoxicating liquor was, that the Romans were
noted for their endurance and strength. Had
We the same habits, with our superior Chris
tian civil zation. We should astonish the world
by our physical health and strength.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1867-01-30
TERMS FOR ADVERTISING.

For Square Of IL lines or less OF Nor parei type
insertion, LOO; for each subsequent insertion 70
cents. Unless number of insertions marx ed
the advertisement it i'll be continued m ornered out
Liberal made to merchants AID others adser
Using by the year.
Probate and Commissioners Notices, ? 30 each.
Fof notices Of Liberations, Estrays, the Fornatsa
Dissolution Of Copartnerships, &C., 81 so eachfc-
three insertions IL sent by mail the money must ac
company the letter
Notices in columns, 10 cents per line each in
sertion but no charge made of less than so cents.
Notices Deaths and Marriages inserted gratis bu.
extended Obituary Notices Poetry Will be charged
at five cents per line.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1867-01-30
pof1rp.
After.

After the shower, the tran quill sun;
After the Stow the emerald leaves;
Silver stars when the day is done
After the harvest, golden sheaves-
After the clouds, the violet sky;
A fter the tempest, tie lulI OF waves;
Quiet wood when the winds 60 by;
After the battle, peaceful graves.
After The knell, The We dding bells
After the bud, the radi ant rose
joyful greetings from sad fsrewells;
After our weeping, sweet rePose.
After the burden, the bIissfuI NEED
After The fight, The downy nest
After the furrov, the waking seed
After the shsdowy river-fest,
Roxnd Table.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1867-01-30

An ingenious mechanic, native of New
England, has invented process by which the
enamel can be removed from the fibre of the
milk-weed. The fibre then becomes equal TO
eotton-soft, silky, and of great strength.
Cloth made from it is stronger than that from
any material now known.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

TRANSPARENT PUDDING.-Beat eight
eggs very well; put them into a stewpan
with half pound of sugar, pounded
fine, the same quantity of butter, and
some nutmeg, grated. Set it on the
fire. and stir it till it thicllens.
Then set it in basin to cool; put a
rich putfpaste round the edge OF the
dish; pour in your pudding, and bake
it in Il moderate oven. 1t will eat
light and clear You may add can
died orange, or citron, if preferred
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29
g { tie Sun 9lOu and Chen.



We were much amused few even
ings since, by hearing Mr., life
long Democrat, and for years slave
to drink, but for twenty months past
a radical temperance man, tell the toll
lowing incident which happened few
days ago:
He was sitting in his Office conver-
sing with several of his friends when
the door opened and Mr., rigid
old Democrat, came in. The usual
compliments passed, when the latter
gave Mr-a slight nudgeand winked
him out to the back door, when eau
tiously peering around to see that no
one was observing them, he drew from
the deep recesses of his pocket, pint
flask, which bore the appearance Of
having been several times visited, and
asked him to drink.
No. replied H., Il do not drink
You are a - liar said Mr.. -.
4 pledge you my word returned
H, that [ have not drank drop tol
over twenty months
is that so ?
1T is, and now am member OF the
Good Templar Lodge in this place
For a moment look of blank as
tonishment came over the countenancC
of the old Democrat, which gave way
to one Of anguish as he said:
is it possible that you have left the
Democratic party?
Mr.. H. is still a strong Democrat
but thinks the above too good to keep
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

OMNIBUS PUDDING-Haif a pound
Of flour, half Il pound of beef suet,
half a pound OF raisins stoned, halt a
pound Of currants, half a pound of
sugar, halt pound of scraped raw
potatoes, and quarter OF a pound of
Scraped carrots mixed together, and
spice TO taste. Boil four hours.
French Rolls Rub an ounce of
butter into Il pound of flour; mix one
egg beaten, a little yeast that is not
bitter, and as much milk as will make
dough Of u middling stiffness. Beat
it well, but do not kncad; let it rise and
bake Oh tins.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29
r Z Q I = T. : .

LADY CAKE.-Mix a pound of -four,
the same OF sifted sugar, and of washed
clean currants. Wash pound of but
ter in rose water, beat it well, then
mix with it eight eggs, yelks and
whites beaten separately, and put in
the dry ingredients by degrees; beat
the whole an hour; butter little tins,
teacups or saucers, and bake the batter
in, filling only half Silt a little fine
sugar over, just as put into the oven.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

BIDDLE PUDDrNG One pint of milk,
four large tablespoons of -four, four
eggs butter the bake-dish. Put it
i'll the oven when you are about to
dish the dinner, allowing twenty five
minutes for baking; bring 1t directly
from The oven to the table, or it falls
S""re .tor the above.-One cup of
brown sugar, two tablespoons Of cream,
one ounce Of butter. Stir the butter
and sugar thoroughly. then add a little
Of the cream at Il time, to keep from
separating; add wine to the taste in
the same manner (nOt quite Il wine
glass; Let the mixture melt; it will
be white froth when done. Enough
tor FIVE persons.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29
THE PATENT BOOTS

are now creating great excitement and all who wish
TO have pair OF those pleasant boots be accom-
mOdated At short notice.
Call at the old stand. p. F. LOOP.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

sa- Josh Billings maxim: Rise
arly, work hard and late, live on what
you can't sell, give nothing ava, and
if you don't die ritch, and go to the
devil, yu may sue me for damages
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

Smoked Meat. Coal Oil,
Pepper, Cinnamon. Cloves,
Allspicc. Nutmegs, Mace,
Ginger. Crackers. Cheese,
Cider, Cider Vinegar,
Potatoes. Butter. Eggs.
Starch. Concentrated Lye,
Cream Tartar, Soda, &c.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

u.s. Josh Billings maxim: Rise
arly, work hard and late, live on what
you can't sell, give nothing ava, and
if you don't die ritch, and 90 to the
devil, yu may sue me for damages
pa. Marin, may l go fishing?
Yes, sonny, but don't go near the
water, and recollect, ifyou're drowned
l shall skin you as sure as you are
aliver
Hea- A correspondent wants to know
why an old maid is like sucked or
ange, and then has the assurance to
answer by saying, Because neither OF
them is worth squeezing
rea- The most remarkable case of in
decision we have ever heard of, was
that of man who sat up all night,
because he could not decide which to
take off first, his coat or his boots.
Ba~ Josh Billings truthfully remarks
that trying to live on the reputation
of dead grandfather is just about as
enterprising as trying to hatch out rot
ten eggs under tin weathercock'
n@- 'An' will ye be after telling what
kind of a baste ye call this,' said
newly arrived Irishman, holding up
wasp between his thumb and finger.
Och, murder Spake quick, for he's
biting me-
s9 Have you the Exile of Erin
hereY asked a lady, few days since,
of clerk in book store. No ma'am,'
was the answer; Ehain't got no eggs lie;
we've got prime article Of bars lie,
if thatll answer.
n@- The old story of schoolboy
who spelled Andrew Jackson, &ru Jaxn
has been over shadowed by a genius
out West who wished to mark half a
dozen white shirts he marked the
first John Jones, and all the rest ditto.
re- Mark Twain says that to see
a lovely girl of seventeen, with her
saddle on her head, and her muzzle on
behind, and her veil covering the end
of her nose, come tripping along in her
hoopless, red bottomed dress, like a
churn on fire, is enough to set man
Wild
E6s- A lady who was married on Fri
day, when asked why she consummat-
ed such important business on such an
unlucky day, responded that she had
been married on every other day in
the week, and had always made such
q poor fist of it, that she concluded to |
test hangman's day, hoping the halter
wouldn't slip this time.
pA- A certain farmer had a fine field
of wheat, and, being little late, was
threatened with an early frost In the
emergency he went into his closet and
wrestled in prayer with the Lord for
its preservation. In his prayer he
stated the facts fully, and how the
wheat would be affected by the frost,
and wound up his petition in these
words: Not, Lord, that | would die
tate, but merely recommend and ad
Vise.'
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

JUMBLEs.-Take a pound and half
Of -four, one pound Of sugar, three
quarters of Il pound Of butter, four
yeIks and two whites Of eggs, with a
wineglass Of rose water, roll them
thick with fine powdered sugar, and
bake on tins.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29
Characteristic Popping.

The Chimney Corney, that very in
teresting periodical of Frank Leslie's,
has the following in its funny column,
on characteristic popping
YANKEE. Jonathan-'Sal der you
love doughnuts p
Sal-'Yes, Jonathan, why?
Jonathan-Oh nothin; only just con.
slider me one O them doughnuts.'
WESTERN. Loquacious individual
'Hollo, old gal-soc here! I've scatter.
lofsticated all over the equinimity OF
this ere country, looking for just such
eritter as you. What say, will yer
hitch"
Western Gallo shucks, | calkcrlate;
so let's git up and git
Dutch. Hans-'Ich will haben you
Johanna. | loves you more better than
| does mein lager beer
Johanna-'Oh, yau, Hans, dat ist
good
FRENCH French Gallant-'Oh, Mad,
emoiselle, you will do me re very much
honor to accept re hand?
Madcmoiselle-Oh, Monsieur, you
make my face very much rouge. Ask
madam Voulezvous ?
JEW Matilda, I have
five gold watches, almost as good as
new, Won good lot of second hanC
clothing, and Won good camel hail
shawl, which | will give to you if yor
will be mine bride
Matilda Dear Hamman, L can't re
sist; but let me see the camel hair shaw
first
IRISH. Patrick--Biddy, darling
would yeez like new house, a COW, ;
pig, and meself in the bargain p
Bridget-'Och, Paddy, don't be taz
ing me-
IT'S the praste we're afther want
ing
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29
WHAT'S ELL THIS
EMPIRE SHUTTLE SEWING MACHINES.

Are superior to all others for
FAMILY AND MANUFACTURING PURPOSES.
Contain all the latest improvements: are speedy
nolseleSs durable; and easy to work.
illustrated Circulars free. Agents wanted. Liberal
discount allowed No consgnments made.
Address EMPIRE 5. NJ. CO. 6l6 Broadway, New
York. sep566-ly
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

GINGER BREAD-Two pounds Of
-four, one pound Of moist sugar, one
and a half pound Of treacIe, ten ounces
Of ginger, half a pound of butter,
little lemon peel, and little brandy,
make it over night. Drop it on tins.
Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1867-05-29

Owing to the great downfall of goods, we
are enabled to sell the following Spring
Goods at greatly reduced prices:
Cassimeres from IS to2 rs
Ba k Cloths, splendid assortment,
Kentucky Jeans. from 80 to rs
Ladies' Cloths, for Sacking, good as
sortment very cheap,
Ladies' Dress Goods.
Delaines, from 25 to %
Gallons, very low, IL to 10
Spring Shawls,
BaImorals, great variety, from 90 to so
Gents Hosiery, Is to so
Ladies' do Is to 60
Hoop Skirts, / 90 to 9 50
Splendid assortment of Gents Fur
niehing Goods,
Variety of Ladies Fancy Goods,
.duslius, white and brown, 10 to 25
Groceries,
Best White Sugars, l6 and lG3
Best Brown, at Is
Second quality, II
Third do l3
Fourth do IL
Best Syrups, Is, 20, 25 and 80
C"hees, % aud 80
Soaps, 10, IL, Is. Is. 20
An extensive assortment of Queensware
and Glassware, Boots and Shoes, Hats and
Caps, &c. &c, &c.
At Rttenhouse and McKinney's you will
find good assortment Of everything per-
tanning to country store; and by close at
tentiun to business and our endenvors TO
please all we hope to gain large and liberal
patronage, to which we will sell at the low.
est living rates possible. And as we are very
thankful for past favors and hope a cyntinu
ance of the same. we remain, as ever,
Very Respectfully Yours,
RITTENIlOUSE & MCKINNEY.
Lewistown, May |, l867-tf
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-01-11
EFGGEEE. CONCERT.

Messrs French & Gilmore Of Nc
Gregor announce prize concert to
come off in that city, at Cambrlan
Hall, Wednesday, April 10, 1867.
The value of the prizes to be given
away amount in the aggregate TO
S32, 1865, the number Of prizes 10
4, 03G. the number Of tickets to 81
3c5 consequently ever eighth ticket
will draw prize. The highest
prize is three story brick block in
NcGregor valued a. $40, 600, the
lowest is valued at S1.Co, just the
price Of q tickc., which will admit
the holder to the concert, and that
will be wy:th the price Of the ticket
even If one should not draw prize.
Qua" We'll take ticket for AL
Ea1ls.'
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-01-11
MARRIED.,

Tuesday eve, Jan. 9th 1867, at the res
idence Of Mr.. J. o. Miles, in Orleans
township Wirnenheik Co. Iowa; by Rev
J. Z. Fitch, Mr. Leemon Loop, Of LeRoy
Mum. and Miss. Lucinda Munscn OF New
Oregon Iowa.
AT the Catholic Church, Pr. du Chen,
on New Years. day, 1867, by Rev; Father
Richard Maggie of McGregor, Mr. WILLARD
A. DURHAM Of McGregor, to Miss MARIA
A. DURKIE Of Wisconsin.
We congratulate " A. on this settlement
of question which for many months has
been wearyng his mind. The selection OF
an excellent woman for wife will 60 far
to quiet his spirit, and render him as ration
n as "any other man" In a few Gays the
happy couple will be located in their new
hotel at Cresco, where we hope, in common
with other friends, to call and congratulate
them personally. "Will,' you have done
8 good thing. --North Iowa TIMES.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-01-11
LITERARY Association. -Thl

LITERARY AssocIATIoN.- This
Society holds its next meeting on
Monday evening, January l4th, at
the school room in this place. The
proceedings of the evening will be a
discussion of the following question:
Resolved, That the history OF
nations shows that man is capable
of sclf-governmens.' Rev. S. D..
Peet was appointed by the president
as chief disputant on the affirmative,
and w. r. Mead on the negative.
Monday evening January Dist,
Judge Burdick Of DEBORAH will add
dress the society by invitation Of
the committee.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-01-11
TaE Cu.'LDREN's HoUR.-The

The CH.LDREN's HoUR.-The
above is the n anne of an interesting
and reaaa Bile m.'nthly published by
r. S. Arthur & Son, the popular
publishers of the Nome Magazine.
It is one of the most acceptable pub
LEGATIONS of the day, and is its sue
cess is equal to its measure Of merit,
influence and usefulness, it viii be
such as has been attained by no 9TH
er magazine devoted to the m oral
and intellectual improvement Of the
youth Of america.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-01-11

NERVOUSNESS The cure Of ner-
vousnoss is best effected by restoring
the healthy action Of the stomach
aud bowels, and by proper exercise
in the open air. The stomach SHOULD
not be overloaded with indigestible
food the bowels should be occasion
ally relieved by small doses Of Ro-
BACKS BLoo2 PILLS. The eminent
surgeon Abernethy's injunction to
nervous lady, is worthy a place
here: "Dismiss your servants
madam. and make your own beds.