Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1867-07-10

me 10 forever stay, VIII Dt cdlleu upon 10
write an epitaff fer yoor politikle corner
stun, wich | shell do in these words, to wit :
He facet Andrew johnson,
who died from the effex NV disease
sooperindoost by over effort in great many
attempts TO save his politikle friends from
bein strangled.
Poskrip-The friends wuzn't worth
the s.vin, but they lived.
Nota Bene.-The man who saved EN-
wuzn't quite ez good ez the friends, but he
died
But upon sekond thot I've no objeck-
shun TO this toor Yoo kin do us no dam
age eff the reporters are properly trained, and
if VOC deliver only such speeches ez we de-
ternine upon before hand I 90 go thro
Delaware. wich is ourn Moo Gersey won't
hurt Us very much, COZ yoo've bin thro
there wunst and they know wat TO expect,
Moo York viii give 4 enthusiastic reeep-
shen ef Morrisy and Ben Wood will take
holt NV the matter together-by the way,
Seward TELEGRAPH EN- to wunst-and in Con-
nectieut yoor certain Nv 4 corjel recepshen.
That Stait Is full NV demoralized Yankee
Dimokrats. who hev bin out 10 Michigan
and left ther all ther Puritanism, and brot
back with EN-, in its stead, all the cussid-
ness indigenous TO that soil, wich cussidness
grated onto ther natral cutenis, makes EN-
rather enterprising in ther worthlisnis.
Ia Boston itself the prospeck is good.
Ihere'll be immense crowd present 10
dedicate the Mosonick Temple, wich We
shall claim the credit NV bringin, ez we did
the throngs wich come to see US on the toor
North, but wich wood persist in hollerin
:. Grant " The trooly decent men nv
Boston are AbIishinists, but there's some
thousands wich want offices, and them, with
the aprinkiu Nv Dimokrats and conserva-
tiyes, ought to make us a handsome recep-
shen There Is vet in Boston men who
used to return fugitive slaves, and ther Is,
besides, the eminently respectable gentle
men who are 50 conservative that they hold
onto sin becoz it's old, and established by
precedent. and so aristocratic that they
won do right. list becoz doin rite is a
quite common thing IN that seckshen; who
hold onto the cote tale Nv progress and
holler stop" and who. if they tie their
selves to a good cause, load it down with
their dignity Like the 2d Lootenants OF
81 their baggage Is worth more'n they
are But the trip won't hurt us. You
can't make the Ablishnists more Ablishn.
and them ez foller Us for the loves and
fishes We dispise, wood still foller us, ef the
road we took led ez strate through perdish-
en- ez Il pigeon wood fly. Wen go. IF
WOO will make this toor and say nothin ide-
otik the very novelty NV 1t viii direct at
tenshcn from wat we've desided to do with
Nbo,t5an Sic-leS popa OF n
And 80 it wuz decided to 60 Thro
Delaware the repshen wuz all that We de-
sired and in Maryland the people come in
crowds to greet Us: tho the cheers partook
50 much NV the nacher Nv the cheerful yells
wieh the Confedrit <oiers employed when
they charged that Secretary Stewards
nerves wuz somewhat shockt. Ez Phila-
delphv dinn't offer Us the hospitality NV
the city, we didn't stop there at all The
train run around it, the Presidents nose
bein elevated all the time, ez tho he smelt
suthin When it had finally passed, Mr.
Randall announst the fact, and the PresI-
demshel face assomed its yooShal benine ex-
preston t. we glided into the soil NV Moo
Gerecy-
Arrivin in Moo \ ork, the resepshen wuz
all tlat Good hey bin desired Morrissey
he'd done his part. and ther wuz respecta-
ble bodies az cheerers watin at every pint
agreed upon by the committee and, ez they
he'd bin paid literally, the enthoosiasm
wuz ez good in quality ez it wuz large In
quantity Occasionally, i eheerer wich
he'd taken TOO much Nv his wages III add
vance. wood cheer for Jefferson Davis, but
it wuszn't notist 1t didn't mar the pleas
ant uniformity w the preceedins, or strike
any body ez bein singler. They tried ter
rible hard 70 get 4 speech out Nv US. and
the President wuz willin, but Randall, see
IN that the Herald and Triboon he'd report
ers present. supprest him. and got him off
TO bed comparativlv sober, and very early
ArriIn AT Boston. | wuz surprized at
the length, depth and breadth Nv the en-
thoosiasm " the resepshen. Is II TO show
the greet al the death uv Presidents. we
notist everywhere the portraits Nv our pre-
decessor, l.inkin, draped in mournln, at
wich the President dropt a tear, sayin,
:. See how they mourn us wen we're ever
lastinly gone
Hankerchers waved from the winders uy
the eminent respectability on the route,
and ther wuz n sort Nv half mournin glad
MS. cf / may say 50, wich WIZ gratifyin.
We wuz received by Gov'nor Bullock,
whose speech wuz noble triboot TO the
President welcome yoo, sed he, =. to
Massachusetts,. Many Presidents hey Wis
tied Moo England, and this visit, like theirs,
excites deyoshen to the Yoonion and res
peek for them which, in their offishel po-
sishen reSpeck the government NV the
l.
our regard for those who, IN ofiishel capa-
city, rcspeek the \ashnel loonion, wlch Is
TO say. we respeck the Nashnel Ioonion. L
trust the President will stay long enough
to enable us TO manifest our high regard Tor
-there the Presidents face frightened up
/! looR 3TFis, (the President turned fright
/ fully red, wich Bullock, whose principles
WIZ rasslin back holt with his polite
ness, notist. and he added) AND TO Yoo,
PERSONALLY.
/ tz them last words isho0d slowly and
! despritlv, the Presidents face lighted up.
He rendered him thanks for the resepshun.
/ He woodent undertake to conceel em0shens
wich aeitated him at the presenel welcome
/ upon the soil Nv Massachusetts 1t wuzn I
necessary for him to 20 into the histry NV
Massachusetts ez he wuz in the habit nv
doin further South, ez those afore him wuz
probably ez familiar with it ez he wuz, but
he wood ashoor EN-. for ther encouragement,
that the histry NV Massachusetts, in conneck-
shn with the histry NV these States hez be-
come u part nv the histry NV the country,
and therefore in visitin Massachusetts un-
der sich pekoolyer circumstances it is Pc
koolyeriy gratifyin to reseve sich wei
come. In REGARD to Yoor remarks tetchin