The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-12-22
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From The Evening Telegram ]

high rent-A hole In your hat.
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p.A.ns -. ~, ho.r :, . ,,ock
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me mmonss. s0c'.i v'ee-AaV's
FOOD Tor Observation-Disclosures meat
The best possession-self- POSSESSION
Sporting intellig encs-A stable mind
The divine spak-A wom.n's nrst love
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me niss ous IN America was Columbus.
Tavorits game Of blacksmiths-old sledge
great aid to the temperance cause-lemonada
thigh old dr,nk,,-brandv AZ af.v cents mar siasa
.u,.h,, h,.,n.s.-,raa. in .sna,.. .ra t.ro..n.
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p,n.. o' ma sees ~ 0''SA ~ ~" A"A ~ =
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VINO nas ever Deem punsneo " snou'osr " nut
An appropriate Dook ior no'ei "pie-s Oo"s- snd-
'I'
Can Catholic % said to sleep the sleep tnas knows
~ wAA's'
The exceedingly short coats worn nowadays might be
called pety Goals
ar-t'ghtf
Where il the Identical nose Of the bellows that svsr
smet ratY t.,
Who ever felt tho breath from the lungs Of chest Of
drawenf 5 "a A+. ~.
Ladies' in Irish popn are carefully watched BY the
London police.
uuitO WolcOmo.p the empty pocket said
70 the grsenbsck
S,,;. trade can never agree" does nes Apply 70
~ M 800.
unal tr1p-a tnp with Two Saratoga Huhks SouS
0ana boxes ana woman
when we're the nrss sweetmeais madsf Whsn moab
Show the lady whose waist has ever been sncow-
passed BY an arm Of the SEA
There is ono thing among many in life 70 try men.
moro than any other 1t sa-jury
Ia tharc \ soui living who has heard \ sentiment en-.
.nasin asi from The t breast Of vss' '-'
busy barber is said to bs IKE tslsgraph,s de-
spatch, because he runs from poll 70 poll
cooks the meat and the other meets the cook
An .,aemblarss Meeting 70 transact businssa even
tamnsr.nc. convantiona must hava the,r MN
quorum
r1eshv nersons NAV become lean BIZ eating sats psn.
Gle n reduces Them 70 I mere cipher
~. a.. .h,ng , han nv, 10 her brood and no. NJ
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wa. wmman rSsy nroh.nv I'VE don't c.rs
1 AmensAn Party A1sy P'S'~'S - WA
Wn''s man. Wss
blacksmith ana tniet aner ~ tnn psauC ,c ~
vne woula hammer 'no M - o'Ae' s'ss'
sne nam"oI
The difference between :choomaster ana condoc-
tor ~ one uains the m'no' ana INC o'ne' "a'nSs ~
srain
why restless sleeper ia ~: 81. hs r,n because No
lies on one slde ana turns ana hes on Inc o'ner.
Love Is said TO Be another name for nre. That's why
IL subjects often look 20 consumeaS Oso.
why arc no. buck~hs cakes IKE caterpillar: Be
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nce0cnaum csneo ny Io.n " .no - A1 VIZ
MAKING ss Pipes l'om 'uA' n1-'''A' s'u'sS-' 'p''.
uonT sos
Capital weather. NJ JONES csp . "ia ns .E
wires gos sucn oao co'0 sne eau speAA' M suSAA
weather"
into The Union i should BE- called The STATE o. Aaz
mony.
It's 80 billy IN some PARTS OF New hampsnns .nss We
home 4f "A
Noah built his ark with gopher wood but how fas he
had % 60 for wood to build with The Scriptures 90 n0s
How to cook goose-suspsnd yourself 10 front Of
brisk nre rsvolvs carefully and regularly until y0a
are done brown.
party she in favor Of rsphsd that she pre-
fsrrsd wedding party. s,..
The young lady who vas recommended % take s1sr.
an ofss and her own risk" ssSftrffA essa
"Tisurss can. lis," says the srithmet,cian "You
so * s.s Of IN
The fall style Of ladies' bonnc's very tea sableish
IL round At tho back like teacup and turns over a the
'front.' axe : saucer
the fact that he has many scruples to every dram. ana
always keeps mis- balance perfect
A young man who passed the Broadway bridge the
Of sighs" He lisped dreadfuily. &
The earthquakes that prevail a the present time ALI
viii no doubt add largely TO the society or Shakers
Men are bought men are sold. men throw themselves
avay men give themselves up 70 dissipation men &C.
sometimes borrowed but the worst Of all are your pse>
lent men.
"uv on,n,on q - s.,d . nhiosonh,c.l aid ,s6v a.
,ucH syrsr,sncs ana obseryssion s9h.t srv M -
diss upon washing day does Il out or pure spite
s,Ssncv ), ,.id = rr, to her companion .vh,eh nil,
vosd I'M 40 Won IKE the best f1 "That JSrentad
Nsrcv avhich furnishsa a snark catchsr -
N-SSy, ~. .s.. -" -
Vne wno vosNI Ir01 kovct. ons ~ snauM sum y
vr,s,rs srs not disSmihs lns 4 nsnsonsr 80 A.
cshsr 4 nan shnnnsr :" -s--~
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Cuny ~ ne !s.usr aic ~ snrosu ,ms.n % sps1
osss W .vI ~, 1871, ~ wv ~ ~
ana smssnea ~, "a, yoc 0us you 81" D'oWso ~
"Wnas un0 noao your ooy nasl" eaio IN eomlnnG