The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-06-14

"Kentuckv," sed the book keeper, 9
lookin over a bundle nv fresh re 7
ports, ais all rte. Helm 10 electid ]
Governot by whackin majority, and ,
Mckee and Rice is de'eetil"
Good y sed he, fetchin his tell
down in a ecstacy NV joy, "the next
time ] swing around the circle j innst
visit Kentucky. No State does 30
well Tor me with so little NV ~, as
,istance. I alluz like to visit kcp
lucky. Moo York city is ,nLher
pheasant, tho its so near like my own
place that / don't enjoy II much when
| | m there. I don't feel ez tho NJ
Fsway from home aud a visitin. But
Kebtucky-L love--the people reely
eliatm me. But go on. wat nextr !
y l''Jefefson DAVIS ,hez bin hberatid
lby Horris Greedy becomin bale
This balein bv Greeley, the reporter
stashened at Wsshiuton, eon.hlefs Il
most momenchus event an'l a most
happy okkurrence Tor oor majesty.
THAT reporters o ass and don't
know the secret spilngs wien ac-
tooate men Recall hun u. wi'nst
for maxim sich foolish reu ark.
Il "But," sed tue Sekreta'y, who
seemed to me to be II imp nv som"
+ confidence, TO be permitted to ago
! With Luciier hisself, IL consider IT
,Iuv Importance Did 700 wish Jeii :
, 'son Davis to die in prizenp'
"Ef VOC wuznt NV desided yoose
u me, hevin hin Moo York Alder
man. I'd redoose 700. Want Jet
sou Davis to die2 Not I, I'm not
the yooth wOt killed the goose wo,
nid the golden egg. He's bin til.
' best recrootin lootenant ! ever he'd
D lie hez the bappy kuack NV control
. lin everyb dv he hez anythih u do
= with, aud he lufns em all 10 ard me
lie rooinrd Polk, lie swanpt PIERCE
he sedoUst -BoOkannaN; lie dazzled
I johnson. and he hel now caught
r iIurris Greeley. But ther wuzn'
!, any danger Nv lis ds IN IN prlzen--
Men aint IN the habit NV dvin OH
: banned oysters, briled beristesk and
b milk toast; they hev trick NV peg
10 pin4out taste on diet suthin tue op
), posit uv that; for instance the variety
:, that Jer son tuinisht EN- at Ander
II sonyille. lie wood hev got out any
ID now. Johuson is, after all, poo
white man, and he Good bully then
uv that class well enutf, bui he tel
ashamed NV keepin a real gentleman
- like Davis in prizen, anu he woo'
hev releast him."
n. "Shel l put IIorris down on ou
books2' askt the Sekretary eaSeriS
dippin his pen into bloc lame c
D. Hertzog does in the Black Crook.
g .'Let US consider" -sed LucIiel
e musinly, "Wat hez lie dio:'
Id "Bailed jeff son Davis! rcturne
,r, the Secretary, confidently, givln hI
pen fresh dip.
"yeiy goCd. Horris hez mad
OF Nv hisself, to speak figgerativeiy,
ty, post for a drove Nv hogs 10 scratt
ID themselves agin. They are scrau
;, blin out NV the slough NV secessit
'"' in wich they wallered till the dropp
ed out NV the bottom made Vt DANCE
mt Gus; they find Horris standin
the bank, and agin him they r.
their sides to clean off the mud WI
vas adheres. I speek hggeratively
90 likenin IIorri, to a post; literally
an. likenin the secesh to swine. In
nm. wuz jest ez senseless and jest
crooel. They wuz the wuns att
y" wich pearls wuz cast.
is IL hev Jest fnisht his defence
.eps hisself. Its q curious dokeym
r au and puzzles me. I'm disposed
consider him honest, but wat W.
shown he makes First he sez i
utes honest, wich is alluz agin man.
the a trooly honest man kin alluz
,uob enuH others 20 say it for him.
~. he tries to prove it, wich is very /
o,o tor the honesty wich needs pro
the is NV rather scaly order. lie
Hay, stances his spilin his chano0o for
4 ne ioenIt last Fall by writin that uni'
sal amnesty letter Horris, in
=, matter is, i fear, playin ostrich.
htie' hez his head IN the sand, and,
Con. blind hisselt, iancies the lalance
ty Inns auauomiklc strukter, wich on
> q to be in the background, aint Wis
=, to the rest Nv mankind. Or, h
: NJ RELY loonatic! / never he'd
idea that lie wanted the seat in
SENT. He wuz in Congris WI
t. aud the terrible faleyoor he II
ther, wood, eff he wuz conshus Il
hev deferred him from seekin
pertikeler place agin. Then,
he wuz RELY eompos mentis,
wood hev knowd, or ought to
VT. knowd, that he hedn't the ghost
Dn. chance for the place, and coo
MIR. hev got it eff he he'd written ID
urgin the hangin NV every rebel,
~ Jelf son Davis down to Commo
/, X Hollns. II looks TO me very n
|( like ez ef Horris wuz playin the
game NV dcclinin wat he'd neve
leas offered him. His letter wuz sou
hl'e brass and tinklin cymbals." D."
tease "Shel enter him or notS' ask
~ ~ sekretary.
,noa ,S, A--.irs n curis case" sed Lut
!, ,ha not mindin him. ale hez bin
pas me, by spasms, and when he
:, 10 I done things wieh 1 could appro
80 ~ hev alluz, so far, entered it,np I
!, ~ M account NV loonacy, for am
4 shor, @ tikeler about putin my claw or
n' ~, any man who don't belong TO IN
y. y hev n clear rite to every one l {
~ ,r This last trick NV his staggers
,eaLbr Kin il be that the old man WI