The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-08-08
Rich.

Rich.
VIM. Hubbard has disposed of
the Mafions County Democrat and
purchased the Crawford FORUM. In
his last issue he thus bids adieu to
the Marionites, all Of whom are Dem
'ocrats except Mr. Crawford, well
known to some of our citizens.
Hubbard says:
"With this number. our connection
with this paper ends. Major Runyan.
who has been associated with us, will
hereafter be sole editor and publisher.
we are invited to a locality which
suits us better; and where there are no
Van Fleets, Holders. or Obediah Smiths.
Good bye, Van! Immortal Nightly
er! thou finest native specimen of the
unadulterated d-n fool-full- plumed
and gaudy!-that we have ever met
adieu!
Farewell, Obediah! Take care. of
your health. Guard against a relapse
of your old disease. Should it return
try GregoEy's OIL, and it will make you
cry out, as some have done, from day
to day,'I feel like a new man. Inhale
little before going to bed. 1t will
make you briftf
Goodbye, Crawford! Keep your
hoops tight, lest the head fall In, and
the bottom again fall out. Pay your
taxes. chaw the Cincinnati Gazette, and
spit out little editorials. Though going
away, we shall be near enough to see
you and.Dear Tom throwing hot shot
at each other, and yet far enough to es-
cape incidental danger. Again adieu !!
Adieu, weasel-face! [Hodder.] We
shall see those sorrel side-Whiskers of
thine less frequently than of old; ai1d
shall miss that maggoty wiggle in the
new home we seek. Pitch into Craw-
beg work-kiss Abolition elbows, and
you will get advertising for your shab-
by old sheet.
Peters drug store, an everlasting
adieu. We have bought our last boots
at your counter. When Crawford
leaves his measure, tell him to bring
his ''last." and charge him so much per
pound tor leather.
The abuse Of those paltry fellows,
Holder and Crawford, has not. as all
our intimate friends know, anything
to do with our leaving. We don't want
to stay where the Democratic party is
divided, or where any portion Of it,
however small adheres to a character
SO utterly infamous as Holder.
To whom Mr.. Van Fleet, one of
the parties referred to above, re-
plies:
/ pity you. You evidently felt bad
at leaving a place which you so POM
pously entered but few short months
ago. You feel better now, / presume,
since you haye castu your long accum-
lated slime. Your stomach by the way
is a treacherous depository; it is in the
habit of casting things up. Poor fellow
Failure seems to he stamped upon ev-
erything youundertake. except when
you undertake to- get drunk-in that
you were never known to fail. | will
not enumerate all your failures-some
are too sad and some are too fancy
Your failure to be an honest man is Ia
mentable; to be consistent is palpable !;
to be a gentleman is impossible; to
walk or stand straight, or keep your
laughable. 1t was thought at one time
when Cricket was trying to get you up
stairs in the Neil House that your head
heels, stomach and back, top and bot
tom would all fall in at once and it
was doubtful at one time which way
the whole establishment would fall ;
but at last all doubts were set at rest
by the apparent falling of all your in
sides out, and oh! what fall was
there, my cOuntrymen. Let those who
picked up the fragments tell the rest: If
is too bad to go into print and / for
bear.
write to unmask you, imposter and
puppy that you are You can do me
no injury in this community or any
where else unless you steal my chick
ems or visit my wood-pile, or go where
you are not known.
Now then poor miserable. lousy
played-out flunky and failure odieu..
Mr.. Crawford, editor of the In
dependent, the only Republican al
luded to by Hubbard, sheds the fol
lowing afectionate tears at his de-
parture.
Farewell, William! You are going to
| the "State Of Crawford County" where
the Democrats will appreciate your pc
culiar views in regard to shooting and
starving Union Soldiers !--You are 60
ing to a land flowing with Copperheads
and corn whisky! Yon are going to
kill the FORUM as you have invariably
killed every paper you ever touched
Farewell FoRUMl Get your measure
taken for your coffin and your grave!
"One more fortunate'' gone to the wall
1 One more failure-one more fall!
What was made for2 Why do I striyei
| Failure my fate is and cannot thrivel
| Twice in Bellefontaine I fizzled out, uFs
| Once in Dayton suffered a route.
7 a Fizzled at Marion-to Bucyrus go
To send the old Forum to regions below.