Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1867-07-18
From the Toledo Bb,de.

SLIdIc-Iaccu, moral TO degree no
to be understood by a Dimocrat
and Purltanicle ! wuz mistaken
n There is as heavy a per cent. Il,
y men in whom His Eggslency anc
+ | kin take deIte as there is in an,
city in the country, as the followin,
s incidents, which came under my no
tis, will show:
! Ez we wuz a going through
Franklin street, a man stepped W
, to the carriage rather hesitatinly-
Mr. President" sed he.
"Well,, sed His Eggslency, turn.
in full upon him.
The site Of the nose Of the Step.
Father Of his Country resshured
him.
Mr.. President, wood yoo like
some punch =
punch! Certainly. But heyn't
you suthin stronger, to lay the
foundashen with p
Certainly" and he pulled a
bottle nv brandy from his right
hind pocket, and the great man
took an observation Nv the sky
thrO the bottom NV it, wich lastid
mint | never agin will doubt that
the material to make Dimocrisv NV
exists in country wher they come
at yoo with punch, and hev brandy
bottles in their coat pockets.
Bokays wer showered upon us
One old gentleman, who sot two
hours in a chair waitin to present
us with his, finally histed it at US
The fact that ther WIZ a note in it
askin for posishen for the gen
rous giyer, don't detract ANYTHING
from the valyoO nv the gift. When /
we got to the end Of our trip ther
wuz dray load NV bokays in our
carriage and in all but three NV EN- /
wuz tied up recommendations for
the givers for places. Its better to /
hey sich lnissives envelopcd in
roses, though the most thorns we
get amt got roses round them.
The most techin incident wuz the
number uy babies we he'd to kiss
The mothers pressed to our car
riage steps to present their off.
springs. Mistakin me for the Presi-
dent, l kisst half NV en-. The rap
cherus eXpreshun on the upturued
faces uy the anxious mothers affect
ell the President to teers, shown,
ez it did, the confidence reposed in
him.
"Whist. Teddy"! sed one NV
.em, "and how'd yer mug up for
the man to kiss who doesn't kiss the
dirty nagers.'
"Musha, PheIim, be still. The /
Prisidint, bless his sowl won't bite
ye!"
Lind me yer apurn, Peggy, to
wipe Terry's face wild. The Prisi-
lint musht kiss the darlint. Taint
very Prisidint wood do the loike.
And the President kissed, and I :
Kissed, till our lips wuz sore.
Sich is posishml /:
That mite | received letter from
Oeekin Pogram, in which he desired ,
ne to ascertain whether or no wl1z :
,nny bottom to the Northern Di- :
nocrisy. Captain McPelter sed the !
Northern Dimocracv was strong .
nuf to carry us NV Kentucky throo +
While Pollock, Illinoyer, sworc the +,
Northern Dimocracy he'd consider +
bic more to do to carry themselves r
han they had bin able to accom- .
lish for some time-thatin a pullin :
latch a corpse wuzn't NV much ak
cunt eff it WIZ a big one. With
lis letter in my handI fell asleep,
nd while asleep, dreemed.
Methawt | wuz in moo Orleans at .
gatherin nv the Faithful, who =
w called together for the purpose =
Y considerin wat to do. Sum few /
-Longstreet, Gov Brown and JEFF 1
homsOn-wuz in favor of submis- I.
on, and he'd got the majority NV y
lie southern people to agree with /.
m that ther wuz no yoose NV fur j"
Ter resistance, and they wuz iist Il
bout to declare, when Vallandig- II
am, Ben Wood, Toucey, Morrissy, d
oorhees. and a score or two y
ore NV that kind, rushed in and .
agged NV 'em to hold out. "Whv u
limit ? sed Vallandigham. "Well IL
Istain YOU. The Northern Dimoc- q. q,
cy is a giant wich kin yit perfect l
20. He's in his prime and strong p'
utf yit to carry yoo throo twice
2ubles which threatens 700. De "
nd onto us-we'll carry yoo.'
And the Southerners whopped
'er to their side and yelled fierce
'No submission !" and immeiit-
the entire bilin NV 'em startid
orth with these men to ascertain
e strength and carryin capacity TIL
the Northern Dimocrisy, Nc tel
lwt the party travelled and travel VIC
, until finally they come to a vast do
lin in Kentucky, onto wich wuz he
tendid PROSTATE to form NV a Gil elt
t. 1t wuz a Giant immense in we
too, but emaciated to the last de- an
ae. His limbs he'd bin strong, ter
teeth terrible, and his trunk to
ssiye, but it was plane to see the
It he wuz pegged out and look hel
his face showed why it wuz so,- wa
had redoost him to die
plessnis. His face wuz bloatid of