Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1867-06-08
Various Items.

"Salv," said fellow to girl who
had red hair, keep away from me o.
Won will Sc, me on fire." Sally replied
mo danger Of that, you are too green io
burn.
YOU'RE a queer chicken as the hen
said when she haicbed out duck.
A holy life, spent in the service OF
God and in communion with Him, is
without doubt The most comfortable life
any man Can live in this world"
A lazy fellow lying down on the grass,
said 20 how wish that this was
called work, and was well paid lor."
Never purchase love or friendship by
gifts, for when thus obtained they are
lost as soon as you stop payment
A sleepy deacon who sometimes en-.
gagged in popular games, hearing the
minister use the words shuttle off this
mortal coil started up, rubbed his eyes,
and exclaimed, Hold on !! lis my deal
when came 10 this country said an
emigIanl. i brough, several hundred dol.
lars in gold-and they then called me Mr..
Smith but when il was all gone, | was
only called plain Uncle Bill
1t is stated By some wisacre that the
heart of man weighs nine ounces, that
of woman about eight. As the age 10
cresses, a mans heart will grow heavier,
and the woman's lighleI-some girls loose
theirs al sixteen.
The New York Times says that there
are as many people in the North in favor
Of repudiarng the national debt ae there
are in favor OF con6scaIIng The estates oI
Southern properly y-hoIGers.
Senator Wilson haa returned TO The
North from his recent visit TO The South.
Notwithstanding his having passed thro'
"rebeIEous States" with "hosIIle pop.
ulalion," he spoke where he pleased,
said just what he pleased. was treated
with courtesy and polleness, and finds
himself neither KILLED, wounded, nor
IN ssing.
The sUbjec! Of sustaining the "South.
ern Churchman"-lhe church organize.
ing before The late Diocese OF Virginia sI
Slaunlon, Lay Delegate said, that he
knew lady who, when it was suggest
ed 10 her that her poverty would seem 10
require the Withdrawal Of her subscrip.
lion, said that she'd sell her last trOck
first. A woman OF lha, grit is bound 10
make a No. wife
Friday last the 3lsl Of May was ob.
served by lhe ladies' in Richmond, in dec
Grating TIE graves Of The Confederate
dead. The stores we're closed, and there
were about ten thousand persons at Hol.
Iywood Cemetery.
The recent marriage OF Mr.. Day with
Miss Field presents his singular snoms.
ly, that although he gained tie field she
won The dag.
Amsn in Chicago has applied FOR d.
vorce on the ground tina, for nineief n
years past his wife has regularly ~ b"i-
Ioped" him.
Mr. Mercrr. Of New Lisbon. Howard
county, Md, states that by planting on
ions around peach trees he has discover.
ed that no insect. Of any kind will trouble
the uees The onion will remain iEeIe
for many years.
A terrific hslIsiorm occurred near Du-
buque. Iowa, on Friday. whirh Is report
ed to have seriously. injured the crops.
HsiIsiones OF immense size are ssid To-
have fallen. One man picked up some a.
Large as his fsr." another found Que I'D
inch and half in diameter, and plenty
OF them as large as hens eges were pick
ed up. Poultry Of all kinds we're killed
by them. and pair ofhor.es were knock
ed down in the road. The hail fell 10 an
average dspih of four inebes-si least go
SAWS the DubuQus Times.