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PAINTS FOR FARMERS

AND OTHERS.-THE GRAFTON MINERAL
PAINT COMPANY are manufacturing the
Best, Cheapest and most Durable Paint 10 use two
coats well put on mixed with pure Linseed OIL will
last III or 10 years; it is of light brown or beaut
fu chocolate color, AMI can be changed to green,
lead stone, olive, or drab to suit the taste Of
the consuinet. 1t is valuable for Houses. Barns,
Fences, Agricultural Implements Carriage and Car
makers, and Wooden Ware, Canvas Metal
and Single Roofs lit Dene Fire AMI Water proof)
Bridges Burial Cases Canal Boats Ships AMI Ship
Bottoms Floor Oil Cloths, tone Manufacturer having
used 5000bbls. the past Year, and paint for any
purpose is unsurpassed for Body, durability elastic
ty and adhesveness. Price S6 per bb OF 3C0fbs which
will supply farmer for years to Warranted in
all cases above Send for circular, which gives
full particulars. None genuine unless branded IN
tra de mark Grafton Mineral Paint. Address DAN
IEL BIDWELL, Proprietor, 254 Pearl st, n. Y.
Agents wanted. GPR
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gpfrial Nctires.
IRON YIN THE OOD: I:
J S. S.

IRON IN THE L o 0 D:
The necessity of due proportion of iron in the
blood is we'll known to all medical men; when il
becomes reduced from any whatever, the whole
system suffers the weakest part being first attacked
and feeling or lapguor, lassisde, and 'all gone
ness" pervadts the system. Stlmulants only afford
TEMPORARY RELIEF, and have the effect as Civ
ing tired horse the whip instead of oats. Tue true
remedy is to supply the blood with the necessary
quantity of iron. This can be done by using the
PERUVIAN SYUUP.
protected solution of the protoxide of Iron, which
is so prepared that it assmiates at once with the
blood, giving strength, vigor and new life to the
whole system
To take medicine to cure diseases occGsioned by
a deficiency of IRON IN THE BLOOD, without re-
storing it to the system, is like trying to repair
building when the foundation is gone.
An eminent divine says: "I have been using the
Peruvian Syrup for some time past 1t gives me
new vigur buoyancy of spirits, elasticity of muscle
Pamphlets containing certificates of cures, and
recommendation from Of the most eminent
physicians cIergymen and others, will be sent free
TO any address.
The genuine has "PERuvIAN SYRUP" blown in the
glass
J.P. DINSMORE Proprietor,
No. 36 Dey ST., New York
Sold by:.all druggists.
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Commercial COllega. 1.-The success Of Gardner 5
Business Colege and Ladies Academy,at Scranton;
has surpassed all expectation The Of study
is thorough-the terms are cheaper AMI give
better satisfaction than any other College of the
kind in Northern Penns lvana. Life Scholarship
S35 co Clubs At reduced rates Send for College
Paper giving full particulars. Address j. n. Gard
ner Principal, Scranton Pa v7nl0ly
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THE RIcHEST WAN IN THE

Extract ofa Letter from Baron Solomon ROihschad
PARIS, 5th Apr, 1864, 25 Rue Fauby, st II more
Will you be kind enough to have forwarded to
me here 200 bottles of your Indian Linment if
you will send at the time the account, | will
forW ard you the amount through Messrs. Belmont &
Co. New York
Baron solomon Rothechild having recommended
to many of his friends Major LANES LINIMENT,
and they being desirous 20 procure it, he should ad-
wise him to establish depot in Paris.
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At the resinence of the
BRIDES father, 10 Eaton Township, on the 9Th
inst, BY Z. A. Taft late chaplain 10th N. &
Vols, Gen. Wm. NJ. Gregg, Of Elmira, and Mrs.
Cordelia Harding, Of NJ Massillor, Ohio
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C0NsUMPTI0N CAN BE CURED,

-
The true remedy at last discovered, Upham's Fresh
Meat Cure, prepared from the formula Of Prof.
Trousseau Of Paris cures Consumption. Lung Diseas-
es, Bronchitis, Dyspepsia, Mrrasmus, Genoral De
bility ant all morbid conditions Of the system de-
pcpient on deficiency of vital force 1t is pleasant
to taste and single bottle will convince the most
skeptica of its viatue as The great healing remedy
@! the age S i q bottle, OF six bottles for s5 Sent
bv Express Sold by s. c UPIIAM, No IS South
Eight St, Phade!pha, AM rncipal Druggists. -
Circulars sent free. GPR
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ERRORS OF YOUTH.

Gentleman who suffered for years from Nervous
Debility, Premature decay and all the effea Is o
youthful in screon, WILL for the sake of suffering
humanity, send free to all who need it the recipy
AMI directions for making the simple remedy hc
which he was cured. Sufferers wishing to profit by
the advertisers experience can do 50 by addressing
in perfect inf lence,
JOHN B, oGDON 43 Cedar Street. New York.
v6n4U
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ORIGIN AND HISTORY OF THE BOOKS oP
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INFORMATION.

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also recipe for the removal of Pimples, Blutchss
Eruptions etc, on the skin leaving the same soft
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by addressing
THoS. F. CHAPMAN, Chemist.
S23 Broadway n ew York
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a DVERTISER'S GAZETTE. New Vol Price
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DISSOLUTION NOTICE.

THE COpartnership heretofore existing between
i Crane Lull, of the Borough of Tunkhannock,
has this day been dissolved by nut ual consent. The
business will be continued at the old stand by f. M.
Crane, to whom the partnership accounts have been
assigned, and with whom all settlements must be
made. +. M. CRANE,
GEO. M LULL.
Tunkhannock, Nov. 5. 1867.
All persons indebted to the above firm, by note,
book account or otherwise, are requested to make
immediate settlement Of the same
''IITr I'm CRANE.
| Nov 5, 1867.
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A GENTS WANTED FOR THE
oI7istorv of the Secret Service"

"History of the Secret Service"
BY Gen. l.. c. BAKER. The astounding revelations
and startling disclosures made in the this work are
creating the most intense desire in the minds 1T the
people to orta:n it, Its official character and ready
sale combined with an Increased commission make
1t the best subscription Book ever published Send
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ter than any other work. Address p GARRETT
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WINDOW and PICTURE frames
GLASS OF ALL KINDS.

60 Nails ard Hand Rakes at
wholesale and retail,
All of which have been
SELECTED WITH GREAT CARE,
and expressly for this market, and
all tney ask is an examination of the
goods to satisfy all of the truth of
what we say. Remember the place.
ROSS, MILLS & Co.
Tunk Pa. May 29lh, 1867.
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.BALLOLJS MONTHLY MAGAZINE
ENLARGED to One Hundred Pages,

Enlarged to One Hundred Pages,
The circulation of BALLOU'S MAGAZINE haV-
ing increased during 1867 nearly .ffSeH housaH
colies and never being so Frosp arous as at prese
the publishers are thereby Induced to still fuFth
add to its value by ENHANCING EACH NUMBER TO on
HUNDRED PAGES Although this enlargement in
wolves an additional expense to IS 900 year,
vet there will he no in 'rease in the price.
NOW IS THE TIME TO GET UP CLUBS.
Terms $3.50 year; seven copies, $500 :
twelve copies, Is, > ,09 and copy gratis one gear
10 the person sending ciWb Of treirs Single
rumber. Is cents sen stamp for specimen copy.
The Cheapest Magazine IN the Word Address.
ELLIOTT. THOMAS lALBOTT, Boston, Mas.
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Pictures.

J. B. STCRDEVANT would inform the either
of Wyoming County thal he may again be found
his room : in Meshoppea, ready to wait on any vi
may wish anything in the picture line,
word to the wise is sufficient,
y7-pl2 Iw t.....
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~-~E STILL LIVE! Don't be hum
W. bugged by Impostors or patent cast
iron or machine "StenciI tools" send for our New
Catalogue of IMPROVED STENCIL DIES, ~ va
rieties all of St ell carefully finished and tempered
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A Physiological View of Marriage,
THE CHFAPEsT cook EVER PUBLISHED

Containing Nearly Ihree Hundred Pages
And l36 fine p!dtes and {, 'Cravlng~ of me
Anatomy of the Human Organs l., . site oi i"ai'h
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rlorabIe Consequences upon the nina am nody'
with the Authors Plan of Treatmcnt--the OILY ga
tiuua and successful mode o. Cure as sbo,rn " ,h'
report of cases treated. A truthful aivser in ''
married and those cont emprtng marriage, who en-
tertau Goubts Of :hei- physical condition Sent free
Of postage any address receipt of 25 cents in
stamps or postal currency, by addressing DR.. LA
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author may he consulted upon aay of the diseases
upon which his book treats either PERSONAL or by
mail. Medicines seut 70 my part # the w'rl Il GFP
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Farm for Sale.

The Subscriber offers for sale, the farm on which
he now lives, situate
In Tunkha nnock, Pa.
about ONE MILE FROM THE LINE OF
THE NEW RAILROAD cuntainrng TWO
HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE ACRES
with abnut
rs ACRES CLEARED.
with large New Frame house aud Barn
Lot well watered.
Balance of Lot WELL TIMBERED and
available FIR farming purposes
For particulars, Call at this Office, or at the
premises.
WM. CASKEY
Tunkhaonock, Oct, 9, '67-v7nl0 3w.
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THIS Is NO HUMBCG BY sending 80 cents
IL and stamp. with age, height color Of eyes and
heair you will receive. by return mall a correct pie
ture of your future husband wife, with name and
date of marriage. Address MINNIE CLIFTON, P
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NOTICE

Is hereby given, that have placed in possession
Of Samuel Daley Jr., pair of steers, to be keI
by hira during my will and pleasure-a persons ara
forbid molesting or inte rfering with the same.
DAVID PATRICK.
Overfeld Pa Oct. 7th 1867 v7nl0tf,
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TAKE NO MORE. UNPLEASANT AND UN
AFE REMEDIES for unpleasant and dangerous
sieas s. Use Helmbold's Extract Buchu and Imp
SEED Rose Wash.
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For all the Protean forms Of diseases originating
in
SCROFULA
such as Salt Rheum Cancer, Consumption, &c. there
is nothing can equal the purifying effects Of Iodine
when administered in pure state.
DIR. ii. Auders' iodine Water
is pure soutiol of Iodine dissolved in water, with
out solvent AMI is the best remedy for Ser, fula
and kindred diseases discovered Circulars free
J. p. DINSM0RE,
Sold by druggists generally &c Dey St, New York
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ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Whereas letters af administration to the estate Of
Sargent Kelly late of the township of Tunkhan-
mock deceased have been granted to the subscriber
ALI persons Indebted to the said estate are request.
ed to make immediate payment, aud those having
demands aga inst the estate of the said decedent,
will make known the same duly authenticated,
without delay JAMES NELLY
Administrator,
Lemon Oct 18th, 1867. v7nil6w
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CANVAssERs WAN TED.

WE are in want of CANVASSING AGENTS for
w Boymton's History of the Navy. the
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any country. Apply for Circular to
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$40 A DAY MADE BY ANY ONE,
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Nem aodrrtsemeats.

TORREY'S PATENT WEATHER STRIPS
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WE A Il COMING,

And will present to suy person seniing US club in
our Great One Price Sale of Dry AMI Fanny Coos
6cs Silk Dress Pattern, Piece of Sheeting, Watch
&c. free of cost, Catalogue Of goods, and sample,
sent to any address free. Address ;. HALVES Il
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.Their Name Is Legion"

May be apple 3 to the innumerable diseases
which the skin is subject. 1t would be well fc
those who are afflicted with appare ntIy ineurabl
ulcers, old sores. eryspelas and eruptiOns, to us
Grace's Celebrated Salve, which cures in a yer
short time, cuts, burns, scalds, flesh wounds, DC
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LADIES & GENTLEMAN.

You can have heautiful Card Photograph free
of erpensc, with circulars Of our great Dry and
Fancy Goods Sale) BY sending stamp for return
tage to EASTMAN & KENDALL, 65 Hanover-st., Bos-
ton, Mass
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Mrs. Grundy

Flora MeFlimsey and several other fambergasted
females have concluded that in order to dress in a
.pabIe manner to appear in the hi CHER circles
thew will have to purchase Of the castOf, Sec
onI.hand fripperes of the distinguished Mrs. Lin
Con. Sensible women, in this region select their
street sWeepers from the immense stock of new and
.legantstyles of drsss goods now ON exhibition at
the store Of Sherman & Iattrop, one door below
Wallis Hotel.
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NEW SUBSCRIBERS FOR 1868 to the Ii LUS-
" TRATED PIIREN0L0GICAL JOURNAL, at
SO a year, will receive Nov. and Dec Nos. this year
Free, Address s. r WELLS, 3S9 Broadway, N. Y.
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To THE EDITOR OF THE New YORK HERALD.
Respecting the relics of porcelain ware
found in the late exhumations at Hercula..
neum, which have been forwarded TO the So
creiy' Of Antiquities IN London, whereof your
correspondent says the bottle resembling
brakes Plantation Bitters was undoubtedly
placed among the ruins by the agent OF DR..
Drake, We desire TO state he,is incorrect IN
every respect If bottle was found there
bearing our lettering. he language Of the an
cent Romans was different from the accepted
literature Of that day. Our agent has other
business than this IN Europe, and has not
been III Italy a. all M doubt Americans
carry Plantation Bitters TO Rome but Try
ing to impose upon a scciety Of Antiquarisn nS
IN this way, seems quite useless, and we d"
not appreciate the joke. 1t is unnecessary
for US to spend money in Europe while We
are unable TO supply the demand for these
celebrated Bitters here.
's.. Respectfully,
P. Fl. DRAKE & CO
Magnolia Water.
Z delightful toilet artcle-superior to Co.
logne and at half the price.
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More Economical.

Remarkable certainty of prompt action, in fact
every good quality is guaranteed for Mrs. 5. A. Al
LENS IMPROVED tnew style) HAIR kEsroRER 0
DaEssISG, lin one bOale) Every Druggist sells il
Price One Dollar.
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/" Come UP as Blower"

come up as FIOWtT,"
Is the title Of an photographed story Of
York. The London Times speaks of it with
praise Its chief merits consist of the powerful
vigorous manner in which it is told, in the excee
beauty and poetry of its sketches and scenery,
in the sollloquies, sometimes quantity humol
melancholy, which are uttered by the heroine.
written by lady-a new hand, and is said to
extraordinarily good that whenever you beg
you cannot lay it down again. hardly even Sh
is finished
New York D. Appleton 4 Co. Price, go c
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Feot Crushed.

vr Henry Rosengrant Jr-, while working about
49, s,oDe.Work at the R. R. bridge at this place, on
r,;3ov last haa his foot severely crushed. Though
possessing sortitads and powers sf endurance rbore
. ,osn the sxcIutiating pain caused Hank to
,h;nL enough pretty nearly out loud.
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Magnolia w aler.

Z delightful toilet article-superior to Co
logne and at half the price.
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1867-11-08

blame Of national reverses, and, above oil, take
care we are properly clothed and fed The Gov
ernment tries to disabuse its subjects by means Of
pamphlets. which are being widely circulated, and
by articles in the official papers, setting forth the
economical error OF calling upon he asminlstra-
ton whenever there is pinch; but the masses
have kept their part of the compact, and if harder
times come NAV insist III ugly why's for the count
eroart In presence OF this danger, the change
IN q cabinet. or this and that court scandal seem
Of little importance.
--Maximila , though but recently executed in
Mexico. is already worshipped by great loltion
Of the nation as hero. The people have implored
the Archbishop Of Mexico to procure his body for
their veneration in the cathedral; the women in
all he cities Graped IN mourning for his loss, and
the wailng OF the poor wre ches In many OF the
towns, such as Queretaro, are heard night and
day. They wear mis- photograph round their
necks, kneei be ore his image and hang his PIC
ture on their walls. All business in the capital
was at stand-stil except the sale OF pictures and
images Of The Emperor. The old Mexican super
stition or prophecy Of three centuries ago, that
good ruler would be sent them from far country,
and that he would be slam by those whom he
camc to save, is applied to tho Austrian Princei
and the feelings and fears Of the Indian part OF the
population have been specially wrought upon. IT,
in foe of all these things Juarez has been elected
President, it must b. remembered what Mexican
election 3, and how it is conducted. At all events
there is no doubt that Max .mihan has been apoth'
eosized even before the removal Of his body from
Mexican soil.
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Greeley Bias themes!

HORACE GREELEY grew blasphemous before
the day of the New York elections, and said e1-
utantly that Gods finger had written plainly
on the eventful history of our last ten years
His approval of the Republican cause and His
resolve that it should triumph
In what manner this approval has been
shown, other eyes than those of Mr.. GREELEY
cannot we'll discover. 1t certainly is not in the
United States, which have been pushed back
nalf.a-century by the unfaithfulness and per-
jury of the Radical party. 1t cannot be in
France, for there Imperia ism is more firmly
seated than ever, 1t cannot be in Italy, foI
there VICTOR EMMANUEL is King 1t cannct
be in Germany, for there the King Of Prussia
is absolute. It cannot be in either Austria,
Poland Spain, Russia, England or TurFey.
Where then is it?
But Mr.. GREELEY seems to iufer that Jivine
appreciation will consummate the great york Of
rendering this land of Equal lights and
Equal Laws, and says that they a:e blessed
wno shall have proved faithful, like in dark
and in brighter hours. The idea of the Phi
losopher, on this matter of equality, are very
refreshing. Does he see any equality in the
South, where one end of the beam touches the
clouds, while the other is in the mud? Does
ne see it in the North, in class legislation, in
class protection, in class prescription, and
class abuse. Does he see it in the Tribune
office, where there is inequality of profit as
there is inequality Of merit? Does he see the
equality that he prates about in any city, town
OF hamlet between the North Pole and the
southern Ocean?
Mr.. GREELEY did his best He vowed, and
swore, and abused, and threatened; but his
party lost the election. His words may be our
words, but with higher, truer meaning, for
the South can, from her heart, say;
blessed are they who shall have proved
faithful to the cause, alike in dark and in
brighter hours. On, then, to the struggle of
Tomorrow"
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MIANTED.-TO IAVEST THREE HUN
ness which will givo employment to the vertser.
state business, witE tu name and where an interview
may be had Address L. J. u, Daily News otdce
NoYember2 q u
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1867-11-08

young damsel, when, with unkempt hair and
face ill-washed, she quaffs her morning
draught.
Circuses we're nearly perfect. They had
great deal outside that was not inside; they
had every animal in the world, and some out
Of it; they had men who could ride fifty horses
ct time, and women who would lightly jump
. thousand feet in the air, turn head over heel,
kiss hands and retire; they had conjurors who
would chew swords, eat fire, take something
out of nothing, swallow the circus-pole, and
disappear with the money-box; they had clowns
who would make jokes at which folks laughed
because they were not expected to cry, and
there was no choosing between the two ex-
tremes; they had saw-dust, rouge paint, hum
bug, trickery,-all for fifty cents; but the
whole vast fabric was incomplete for want OF
the crowning charm.
The omission might have been fatal, but 1t
was discovered; the managers have holstea
the sign-board of MORALITY, and every travel
ling circus is now known as "great moral
| show"
There is morality in the educated monkeys,
horses and goats there is morality in the herd
of tapirs, the flock of Emus, the gang of por.
cupines there is morality in the famous goril-
la, not belonging to Barnum; there is morality
in camel, lion and elephant; there is morality
in the symmetrical tent, in the crowd of spec
tators, in the little niger who slips in with
out paying, in the saucy boy who pours 81 pint
of peas into the big trombone, in the darkey
who laughs, ha! ha i'm the prancing, the
dancing, the joking, the jesting, the proprietor,
the agent, the audience; the whole show is
concentrated, double distilled extract of moral
ity and only half dollar.
One is coming, two are coming. Two ''grea'
moral shows" are on their way to Charleston
and, if every man, woman and little baby in
this city does not gain an extra tinge of moral
ity, and lose an extra dollar, while they re-
main, it will not be the fanlt Of JOHN ROBIN
SON, DAN CASTILLO, or High Moral Principles
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