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The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06
DayiS-MaXimilian.

The New York Tribune, after declaring
that the United States gave Mexico nation
al triumph, and she denied us the poor
boon of MAxIMnIAN's life, continues as fol-
lows:
1--WE feel this more keenly because of our
treatment of jefferson Davis. We had Il
class of people here who insisted that war
was not complete until we had hanged
man-a poor old man of sixty. Like the
cannibals of Africa, the only fruits OF their
victory wire the wasted bodies of the en-
emies. The clamOr was so loud that even
wise men bowed their heads and joined IN
lit. At one time it was feared that our trl-
Iumphant aud glorious wars would he dis
lhonored by gallows. But the better sense
of people prevailed, and the leader OF one
of the greatest rebellions in history was
set free. How much nObler in the eyes OF
! the world will America appear with Davis
! free than Mexico with this dead BODY OF
an amiable and unfortunate prince. Is
Davis living any more dangerous than
! lMaximlian dead? Is America weaker
than Mexico because of this magnanimity
Rather does not MaXimilian's name receive
la glory from the circumstances OF M
death which Davis may have reason to en-
lvy? The worst we can do with traitO
: is to make II martyr of him; and MaXlmil
ian, bereft of crown, scepter. Kingdom
army-nay, even of his wife and his nativ
E heritage-driven from his capital, ,conquere
. and betrayed, could wish nothing NOR
: than tie chance to show the world that h
,, could die like soldier and prince. Mex
= leo has gained nothing by this execution
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06
MEDICAL NOTICE.

DR.. Il. CONE may be consulted as follows;
In DAYTON al the Phillips House, on Fridays,
June 2i; July 81; August S0j Oct. A Nov. g,
In TROY az the Morris House, on Saturdays
June 22j July ~; August 81 Oct. y NOv.S.
In XENIA at the Depot Eating House on Thurs
days' June 20; July Is; Augusf29; Oct. 8; Nov 7.
ia sPRINGFIELD at the Willie Hoase, on
Thursdays, June 27i Augusta Sept. o. Oct i0i
Nov. IA
DR., CONE has had Oflees in each OF the above
places that ne has regularly visited for the past
Patients in each of the above places, he can give
the best OF references in each place A. TO his skin
DIR. CONE Treats and Cures all varieties OF
Chronic diseases, Including those Of the Eye and
Ear, makes no charge for consultation; but II
those no consult him treatment,h he charges
Cash for his Medicines.
Medicines th at will last pate from four TO siK
months cost from Five TO Thirty dollars In Cash
Address Dr. y. CONE! "
COLUMBUS, OHIO.
ocRO.dIy
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06

rB- The moral reformers, in New York
city have taken an immense contract; they
have organized society for its speedy per-
fection-for the suppression and prevention
of gambling. To accomplish fully theil
objects, they will have to shut up every
Office in Wall street, the Stock Brokers
Board and Gold Room. Better employ
themselves in making moral pocket-hand
kerchiefs for the Digger Indians.
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Wonderful, but True.

MADAME REMINGTON, the world. renowned
Astrologist AMI SomnambulisticClairvoya while
in rlairvOyant state, demeates the very features
of the person you are to marry, and by the aid of
an instrument of intense power, known as the
PsyChomOtrope, guarantees to produce perfect
and lfe-like picture O the future husband or wife
of the applicant, with date OF marriage, occupa.
tion, leading traits of character, &C This is no
imposition, as testimonials without nunhcr can
assert. by stating place Of birth, age disposition
color Of eyes and hair, and enclosing hity cents
and stamped envelope addressed to yourself, you
will receive the picture by return mail, together
with desired information. ......
Blay~ Address in confidence, MADAME GERTRUDE
REMISGTON, p. o. Box 29T, West Troy, MY.
April IT, lSt7dlycis
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06

CT-The convent ion of colOred men in
Columbus on Wednesday last, passed Il
resolution indorsing General SHERIDAN as
"the right man in the right place" 1t
should be recorded that the Jacobins in the
lower House, at Washington did the same
thing, yesterday, by vote of IFS to Is
Two such orient pearls should be on one
string.
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AFFLtCTED!
SUFFER NO MORE ! !

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The astonhhiBg success hlth has attended this
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Weakness, GeheIAl Bebiitl tl,d rOSu atOn, lCss
OF muscular ELcrgy, In potency, or any OI the
consequences ol SUutlltl mdlsUltt.Un, IILuJls II
the mt It valuable preparation ever discovered.
IL will remove all nervous affections depl CssiUu
excitement, incapHCity to study or lusiIJss, los
OF memory, confusion thoughts Of seiI-dvstIuC.
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Tor the speedy nnu permanent cuie OF GonorhCa,
elect, Jrethral Discharges, Gravel, Structure, Uut
all affections OF the h ldnoys ana bladder. IGIes
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| Price, a. per box,
| Either OF the above mentioned articles will lie
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by mail or express, on receipt Of price. Address
| orders TO BERGER, SHUTS a Co, Chemists
April IS, ls61dlS Scis 2S5 River st., ,IlOy, y.
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Free to EVERYBODY.

a large opp Circular, giving information Of the
greatest impoi tance to the young Of both sexes.
1t teaches how the homely may become beaut.
nll the despsed respected, and the forsakcn loved
No young lady or gentleman should fail TO send
their Address, and receive copy post paid, BY
return mail. Address Il. o. Drawer, 81,
April g. 1867 -,i6mcfs Troy, New York.
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Sptrial alutitts.
Moth and FraokIea.

The only reliable remedy for those brown dis.
colorations on the face called Moth Patches and
Freckles is pERRys Morn AND FREcELE LOrioS.
Prepared only by Dr. n G. PERRY. DermAtologist,
a. Bond street New York. sold by all Druggists
in Dayton and elsewhere. Price 81 per bottle.
July =, 61-d3m-.jhSco
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Errors of Youth.

a gentleman who suffered Tor years from Dery-
Gus debility, premature decay, and all the effects
of youthful indiseretion, WILL for the sake Of suf
fering humanity, send free to all who need It, the
recipe and directions for making the simple rem
edy by which he was cured. Sufferers wishing tc
profit by the advertisers experience, can do so by
addressing, in perfect confidence.
JOHN b. OGDEN,
~ Cedar Street, New Nork.
May I, 1861 GT-dT&wlyr- p&co-ny
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06

tE-Yonng SURRATT seems to have the
whole of the Mongrel Congress, all the
Mongrel papers and a considerable portion
of the thieves and jail-birds about Wash
ington, engaged in conspiracy" to hang
him. 1t seems to be popular idea with
the Mongrel party, that it is necessary to
hang the son ojustify the murder Of the
mother.
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06

EHr A newly appointed street commits
sioner of New Orleans recently discharged
a number Of Irish laborers to mako room
for others, ''who do not show the dirt so
easY.n
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06

tB-AARoN MEYER, arrested in San Fran
cisco for stealing money and abducting q
girl from New York, while en- route to New
York. on board steamer, jumped over
board off Santa Cruz and swan ashore.
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06
Rings Vegetable AmbrOsia

Is the most popular HAIR RESTORATIVE OF
the day It is cleaner, more richly perfumed and
. warranted to restore gray hair to its natural
color; stop its coming on; remove dandruf from
the scalp, and prevent badness. Read the follow
ing home testimony;
CERTIFICATE.
The following is to certify that have used
RINGS VEGETABLE AMBROSIA for the past
six months and have found in 1t all that Is
claimed for il to perform. My head has been near
ly bald for several yeArS-wil be safe in for
six years, at least-and by adhering to the direc-
tiOns in the sc OF the AN MBROSlA, am proud TO
say that now have a fine growth Of healthy hair,
whilst all other restorAtives have failed. can
also testify us TO its qualities in restoring gray
hair to its original color having seen IL tested by
my most intimate friends. know II to be Supe-
riOr TO all other restOratiYes. What u do know, j
know from experience, in reference TO its proper
ties and ould recommend IL to all rs being the
best article in market WIN. NJ HIPPARD
Dayton, Ohio, August ~, 1885,
Il. NJ. TUBBS co, Props Peterboro, NIL
For sale by all Druggists in Dayton, and every
where. DR.. w. w. STEWART,
au25daw3m Wholesale Agent, Dayton, o.
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06

t4- JUAREz, the President Of Mexico,
lived In New Orleans few years ago and
carried on the business of manufacturing
cigars. lie was at that time a political re-
fnp
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06

CEA Kentucky Radical, writing to a
Cincinnati paper. says that 1.-The handwri,
ting is on the wall" IL II Is, the hads VIII
have chance 10 read II, for they VIII 90 10
the Wall.-PTsRtics.
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By the use OF
CH-4STELLAR'S
w HIT e LEQ uiD
r n A M EI l.

For improving and beautnying the CCmllt AiCn.
The most valuable and perfect preparation in
use, for giving the skin beautiful ptuIl lle tint,
that is only found in youth. 1t quickly lemuNCs
Tan, Freckles, Pimples, Blotches, MOih Patches
Sallowness, ErultIUns, ana all impurities OF tie
Skin, kindly healing tine same, leaving the skir
" hite and clear ns HubRster. Its use cannot lC
detected by the closest scrutiny, and Lemg veg.
etuble preparation is perfectly harmless. 1t is thC
considered by the Partisan as indislCI sable to-
perfect toilet. lpwarus OF 80 60 bottles welC sole
during the pnst year, sufficient guarantee Of it,
enicacy. Price only 70 cents Sent by muil, post.
paid, on receipt Oi an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS y CO., Chemists
April l3, lH61ulyCis 2s5 River st, Troy, NY
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06
Is Mr.. GREELEY still an ass ?

EB-It appears that infanticde prevails to
great extent among the freed negroes
In Columbia, Mississippi, nine babies were
found in one well. Is this what SHERIDAN
means when he says "the freedmen arc do
ing aoeH enough"
The Daily empire. (Dayton, Ohio) 1865-1867, 1867-07-06
ANEW PERFUME FOB THE HANDKERCHIEF.

ANEW PERFUME FOR THE HANDKERCHIEF.
PLaIon's "NiEhI Blooming Cereus."
PbnISn's might BIOOHiing CereHS."
PhnIOn's might BIOOneinE Cereus."
PhaIOR's "Night Blooming CcFeus."
PhaISn's might BIOouiInE Cereas."
A most exquisite. dellcste aud Fragrant Perfume,
disii led from the rare and beautiful flower from
which IL takes Its name.
Manufactured only by
PHALON a. son, New York.
BEwARE OF COUHTERFEITs
ASK FOR PHALON's-TAKE NO OTHER
tlylsdMWFaweoYiy-45 -45l
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BRONCHIAL TROCHES

GIVE IMMEDIATE Kelley
FOR Bronchitis, AsthT.a, CHtarrh, con-
sumptIVe and Throat Diseases,
Troches arc us cd with always good success.
SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERS
Willand TrooA ~ useful in clearing the voice when
taken before singing or Speaking, and relieving
the throat Lrter an unusual exertion OF the vocal
organs. The 7rOcASs are recommended and pre-
scribed by Physicians, and have had testimonials
from eminent men throughout the country. Being
an article of true merit, and having proceed their
efficacy by test OF many years, each year finds
them in new localities in various parts OF the
world, and the Trochss are universally pronounced
better than other articles.
Obtain only "BROwN'S BRONCHIAL TRO-
CHEs," and do not take any Of tho WorthleU Int
talioaa that may be offered
Sold every where in the United states and For
eign Countries, At3b cents per box. nOAdw6m
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-07-23
The Advantages she Offers for the
Investment Of Capital.

We are glad to know that increased atten-
ton is directed by Northern Capitalists toI
Virginia, as furnishing most eligible point
for investment Whatever may be the vari-i
ETY., extent and richness of our mineral de-
posts, however fertile, well watered, and
low priced our lands may be, these things
avail as little without the aid of foreign cap
ita We may be fully aware of the fact.
that millions of untold wealth are locked up
in the bosom of our hills and mountains, but
destitute of capital, we are not in possession
of that magic key which can alone unlock
these hidden treasures, and dispense among
cur suffering people the benefits and blessings
which flow from these prolific sources. Full
ly conscious of these facts, we have not
ceased to urge through our columns the inn
portant duty of directing public attention
to the advantages offered by this section of
our State, and are gratifed at the indications
of increasing interest felt in the matter by
those who have the ability to aid us in the
work.
lie ICCtuC WISH ~ VI a. hethIOSi
of the most enterprising, intelligent and in
huential capitalists of Pennsylvania, furnishes
abundant evidence that this interest is begin
ming to exhibit itself in action. The "CAM-
BR1A COMPANY" one of the largest and most
wealthy of all the Pennsylvania Iron Man
ufacturers, have already purchased large
amount of mineral land in Pulaski county,
and are now engaged in Investigations, pre-
liminary to still more extended operations.
We cannot perhaps offer to our readers
any better evidence of the character and ex-
tent of the interest felt by this class of men
in Virginia lands, than by calling attention
to the following partial enumeration of some
of the gentlemen who compose the party
now prospecting" in Virginia:
RID. Wood, of Philadelphia, Manufactu-
rer of Iron and Cotton.
Josiah Bacon, of Philadelphia, Manufac
tarer of Iron and Coal
D.. Morrell, Johnstown, Cambria Co,
Pa, Manufacturer of Iron.
Charles Wood, Philadelphia, Manufacturer
Of Iron.
These gentlemen represent the Cambria
Company to which we have alluded above.
Gen. Robert Patterson, Philadelphia Man
ufacturer of Cotton, owns 10 mills, and en-
ploys 5000 operatives.
Col VIM. c. Patterson, Philadelphia, Mer-
chant.
Joseph Harrison, Sen, Philadelphia, Iron
Manufacturer, well known for his large Rus
sian contract for Locomotives, &c.
LIT Watson, Philadelphia, Coal Dealer
and Miner
R. B. Wington, Philadelphia, Coal Dealer
and Miner.
= Samuel Isett, Blair Co., Pa, Iron Manufac
turer.
Martin Bell, Blair Co., Pa, Iron Manufac-
turer.
James Bell, Blair Co., Pa, Iron Manufac
turer.
J.P. Parker, Carlisle, Pa, Agriculturist.
Enoeh Lewis, Philadelphia, RAILROAD Pres
ident.
H. H. Houston, Philadelphia, President
Penn Railroad.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-07-23

which
received
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-07-23

Hon. Samuel Randall, NJ c., Philadelphia,
Representative list Distrist.
Mr.. D. Skull, ST., Mr.. D. Skull, Jr., Phila-
delphia, Wool Merchants.
Mr.. Waggonseller, Philadelphia Merchant.
Mr.. Longstrath, Philadelphia, Merchant.
Mr.. Fisher, Huntingdon, Pa, Merchant.
DIR. Emmerson, Philadelphia, Agricultu-
rist
Mr.. Booth, Philadelphia, Agriculturist, be-
sides many others.
We have given these names to indicate the
character of the men whose attention is now
directed to Virginia as the locality where
profitable investments may be made. They
are all well known in business circles, and as
thorough BUSINESS MEN, no spectators Or
fancy stock operators, not mere excursionists
in search of pleasure, but practical men,
seeking to make judicious investments of
their ample means. En- passaat, we have
heard it stated on good authority, that TWEEN
ty millions of dollars would not be large
estimate of the amount of capital represent
ed by this party of gentlemen.
We hazard nothing then in saying that this
trip, flying though it may be, means business,
and it would be equally safe to assume, that
men, such as these, many of whom readvanced
in life, would not have encountered the ia
tigues and discomforts of such trip, unless
II, ov bo1 rroo1 rooco,, r., bo1;ox,o AZ ,o,,7J IL
made to pay. We need not indulge in any
description of the benefits and blessings
which would accrue to the citizens of Vir-
ginia from the expenditure of a moiety of
their money within her borders It would
furnish remunerative employment to many
now unable to procure it, give fresh impe-
tus to trade, develop rapidly many interests
now utterly Frustrated, and unite the people
of the North and of the South by such strong
bands of mutual interest as would prove by
far the most efficient agency for affecting
that Reconstruction so ardently desired
Fifty millions of Northern capital spent in
the South now, would in a few years, add
$500, 100000 to the national wealth, and do
more towards breaking down all hostile and
vindictive feelings between the people of the
two sections, than five hundred Military Re
construction Bills
The kindly social intercourse and pleasant
interchange of courtesies to which such visits
give rise, are of themselves no mean adiu-
wants in restoring the era of good feeling,
and eradicating those antipathies so necessa-
rily engendered by four long years of strife.
To see the genial face of that noble old Ro-
man, Col. Slaughter, of Celpepper, beaming
with pleasure at some good story or pungent
Joke, told perhaps by companion of Radi-
cal proclivities, would convince the most
skeptical of the correctness of our assertion
1t would be improper to conclude this arti
Gle without chronicling the fact, that num-
Der of prominent Virginians have occompa-
MED the party during the whole route. Pres
!dent Barbour, of the Orangeand Alexandria
Road, with his Superintendent and Auditor.
and Messrs Slaughter, of Culpepper Hart,
OF Alexandria, and Meem, of Lynchburg,
Directors; Col. Owen Major Goodwin, Ma
jor Gait, Capt. David Graham, and other
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-07-23
II Real Estate Gazette.
Published Monthly, at Hagerstown, Md.

The undersigned believing will be supplied the publication of
those wishing
sell land has concluded publish monthly be called
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1867-03-22
Beautifui Extract,

The first thing that George D. Prem
tice ever wrote is this remarkable css-
sage:
1t cannot be that earth is mans only
abiding place. 1t cannot be that life
is bubble cast upon the ocean of eter-
nifty, to float for moment upon its
waves, and sink into nothingness. Else
why is ii, the high and glorious aspi-
rations which leap Ike angels from the
temple Of our hearts, and forever wan
der unsatisfiedi Why is it that the
rainbow and clouds come over as with
beauty that is not on earth, and then
pass off and leave US to nInse on their
lovelinessl Why is it that the stars
hold their festivals around the midnight
throne, are set among the mid-faculties,
forever mocking US with their unap-
pIoachable glory? And, finally, why,
is it that bright forms of human beauty
are presented to our view; and taken
from US, leaving a thousand streams of
affection to flow back in Alpine torrents
upon our heartsl We are all bound
for higher destiny than that Of earth.
There is realm where the rainbow
never fades, where the stars will spread
out before US like islands that slumber
on The ocean, and the beautiful beings
that pass before US ike shadows will
stay forever in our presence.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1867-03-22
Encounter Between an Eles
phamt and a Rat.

A very extraordinary encounter be-
tween a rat and an elephant has recent
ly taken place in the Garden of Plants,
London, which was witnessed with in
terest by hundreds of persons. The
keepers were engaged in destroying 3
great number of rats, when one of them
escaped and ran to the spot allotted to
the elephant. Seeing no other refuge,
in the twinkling of an eye the rat snugly
encensed himself in the trunk of the ele-
phant, very much to the elephants dis
satisfaction. He stamped his foot and
twisted his trunk around like the sail
of windmill. After these eyolutions
he stood suddenly still, evidently re-
1ecting on what was best TO do. He
ran to the trough where he is acustom-
ed to drink, and plunged his trunk into
the water, then returned to his den,
and raising his trunk, with the water
be absorbed, he dashed out the unfor-
tunate rat, which was in sheet of wa
ter Ike that issuing from fire engine.
When the rat fell to the ground the
elephant seized him and made him un-
dergo the immersion and projection
four times. AT the fourth throw it fell
dead. The elephant, with majestic
air, but cool and placid, crushed his
annoying little enemy with his foot, and
then went round to the spectators TO
make his usual collection Of cakes,
sugar and other dainties. The feat was
received with vociferous applause, which
the elephant seemed fully to under
stand and appreciate.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1867-03-22
A Little Nonsense.

Ifs mans wife is well bred, be won't
need any but-her.
Happiness can be made quite as well
of cheap material as of dear
! What is the best way to curb wild
young mani To bridal him.
What was Adams religious beliefl
Eve-Angelical.
What lady do we like to hear to preach
in the pulpit Minnie Stir.
What lady is good to eat Sal Lsdd.
What lady is good to eat with heri-
Olive Oil
Who was the first tract distributor I
Adam. He distributed tracks in the
Garden of Eden.
Banks says that most lovers are
Enthusiastically sigh for their
sweethearts.
When may a loaf Of bread be said to
be inhabitedl When it has little Iu-
/
dian in it.
Funny sounding drums-Conun
drums. A good one is very hard to
beat
When does burglar resemble vim
egarl When he is put il the stone
'jug."
Why do little birds in their nest
agreel Because they would fall out if
they didn't
Why is the star spangied banner like
the Atlantic Oceani Because it will
never cease to wave.
While unseen by each other, at a
Richmond auction room, husband and
wife run up an article from five to thii-
teen dollars. The wife Won.
The Valley Virgiuiau says its "spe-
cial reporter" returns eighty four widows
and twenty-one Hidowers in Staunton,
and that he is counting up the old
maids and bachelors, and hopes to re-
port in a week.
81 bequeath," said an Irishman, in
his will, ito nv beloved wife, all my
property, without reserve, and to my
eldest SOD, Patrick, one half of the re-
mainder, and to Dennis, the youngest,
the rest. If anything is left it may go
to Terrence M'Carty.
Another duel has occurred in Hun
gary, Va, between two colored braves.
One called the others sweetheart a
nigger. The first fire caused the ag-
grieved party to view things in their
proper shade, for he thought it was
just probable she was nigger after all
SPIRITUAL FAC1s.-That whisky is
the key by which many gain an en-
trance into eur prisons and aims houses.
That brandy brands the nose of all
those who cannot govern their appe-
tites.
That wine causes many a winding
way home.
That punch is the cause Of many uu-
friendly punches,
That all causes many ailings,, while
beer brings many to the bier.
That champagne is the cause of many
real pain.
That gin-slings have ''slewed" more
than the slings of old.