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Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

Read the Jofio,cang i.st of goods and proftthsreby
Cheap FoR rHF JAnIEs Goods
Cheap ,.-, Goods
Cheap ays on manu- d iai s'ooA " La Goods
Ch,an Alpacas De LANES, Ginghams, GooJs
Cb>anI Prints, Chintz Kerchiefs Nu- GL
Ch.onl bies, Bonnets, Gloves, etc. GJ
Cheap FUR GENTLEMEN, Goods
Cheap Always on hand Black, Blue. Brown Goods
Cheap and Grey Cloths Fancy and Black Goods
Cheap Casimeres, Sattinets, Cassinets, Goods
Cheap Tweeds. Plain and FancyVest- Goods
Cheap 1ngs. Shirting- etc.. etc. etc. Goods
Cheap KEADY-MADE, Goods
Cheap Such as Coats Pants Vests Under Goods
CAeap shirts, and other Flannel shirts, Goods
Cheap Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Neck Goods
cheap ties. Gum Boots and Shoes. and Goods
Chedp avariety of other articles Goods
Cheap uOJTSFuOI n nooDc Goods
Cheap sncb a. Tnbieached ,nd Rl...b Goods
Cheap MnsI;ns CoJored Wr.I;ns G;nan Goods
Cheap .nd .o+ton t.hIaoIn,hs nj oio,h Goods
M. Linen and hemp fowls. ear 0 .oo"s
CS.a pets, curtains, fringe, eto GIs oogS
Cheap haNDW " hhE, 1O- Goods
Cheap II you wan. VANS or sPihes, manure Goods
Cheap OF other torKa eaw-mlii OF other Goods
Chan saws Smooth rg irons, Locks, iGoods
Cheapi Hinges, etc. go to Mossop's Goods
CHsapI where you n buy cheap. Goods
Cheap IF YOU WANT Goods
Cheap Knives and forks, Butcher Knives Goods
Cheap Shoe and Stove blackng Manila Goods
Cheap and hemp ropes, Ink, Paper or Goods
Cheap Pens, Powder, Shot or Lead, Goods
Cheap etc., buy them at Mossop's. Goods
Chearl IF YOU WANT Goods
Cheapi Shoe Last or Pegs, Palm or Fancy Goods
Cheapt Soap. Starch, Wall Paper or Win Goods
CGhedp dow Shades, Lamps Lamp tubes Goods
Gheapt OF Wicks coal oil, etc go to Goods
Gheap Mossop's cheap cash store. Goods
Hheap 1,ap IF YOU WANT IJoo@s %
Cheap 80 ou eA.ia . iJ iioIi' ~ ni'o VI f(isods
casap sides, coffee; Imperial, Young S;oog,
rIsaI Hyson or black tea, buy them SoL.
EIss at tMossop's cheap for cash tGI too~
Ckeapl IF YOU WANT Good,
Iheap aho" canoies, nne OF coarse salt, Goods
gNeap syrup or molasses, cheese, dried Good,
Cheapl aPPies or peaches. water or So Goods
Cheapi do crackers, call at Mossops Goo1,
vh,apl where you can buy cheap lGooJ.
1heapl IR YOU WANT Good,
ckeupl Port wine for Medical or Sacramen- Good,
heap tai uses, Sweet wine old Monon- Good,
CheapI gaheia or rye whisky, Cherry Goods
Iheapl and Cognac brandy buy at Goods
cheap Messop's cheap cash store Goods
;hsap IF YOU WANT Goods
;heap a;sens Figs Prunes or dried Cn- Goods
Iheopl rants- fIbarts cream nee,n o. Goods /
,heap s 80 ..nd;o. Ji,no,;oa Goods
>>HnedPt or Liquorics root. buy them oods
- ,I9eedp at Mossop's cheap and good. GI Sroogs
1 lSeap IF you WANT Goods
;heapl io Guy any otnef article cheap, pc Goods
,h<ap sure to go to Mossop, for he sells Good,
,I<anl cheaper for cash than any other llGood,
,heapl Petsoa IN Oieatneid county Goods
heap No'emper -, iool ap2I 5s Goods
lpproved country produce of every land taken
h usual markst prices IN ezchanee for goods
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
Tin-Ware

In great variety. and Of the best as ufasssf'h a.
cts of every size, tin-cups, oil cEns sprfnkhss
cans, dutting pans, miners lamps; gallon, quar-
and pint measures, and many other sr,selss 10
the tin-ware line, which are wanted by sssryssA''
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
r r o BI s 0 N & c o :.
AU' WHOLESALE GROCERS.

Pork packers, Dealers in Glass, Iron and Nails; ;
Family Flour of best brands; Bacon, Hams, Sides
and Shoulders; Lard, Mess Pork Dried Beefa
Cheese; Beans, Hominy and Dried Fruit; Carbon
and Lard Oil, etc.
RED FRONT, No. 255 Liberty Street Pittsburg,
Penn'a- March 6, IS67-ly
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

CONVERSION OF I 3-lOs.-In reply
~ to numerous inquiries in regard to the
manner of converting the August 3-IOs into the
new 5-20 Gold Coupon Bonds we make the follow
ing statement for the benefit of the holders of
3-l0s, who may not be informed. The Govern
ment computes the interest on both bonds in cur
rency from the date of the maturity of the last
coupon, allowing seven and three-tentbs on the
z Clos, and charging six per cent on the Sos.
For example: You send to Washington 81 900
$40 Bond which reaches there on
May lst, $1,000
a days interest, ii so
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
AMERICAN ao1rER CURE.

This is an unfailing remedy for that loathsome
disease, the Goitcr. or swefled neck 1t is simple
IN lis composition, yet powerful in its effect. U.s.
ed Internai.y and externally. Persons afflicted
IN tins way should not hesitate to obtain the
eay at the earliest possible moment, and be re-
leved from their unpleasant com plant
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
9 0 Al Z I FL 1 n G n E "
In CURWENSVILLE.

IN CURWENSVILLE.
DRUGS! DRUGSn DRUGSm
The undersigned would respectfully announce
to the public that he has opened Drug Store in
The room recently fitted up in the house of George
Kittlebarger, on Main street Curwensville, Pa.
one door West of Nipple d Faust's store where
he intends to keep general assortment of
Drugs, Medicines, Oils, Paints,
Dye Stuffs, Patent Medicines, Per
fumery, Toilet Goods, Confectionaries,
Spices, Canned Fruit, Tobacco and Cigars.
Books, Stationery, Pencils, Pens, Inks,
and general variety of Notions;
Glass, Putty, ETC., ETC., etc.
The want of Drug Store has long been felt in
Curwensville, and as that want is now supplied.
the undersigned hopes, by strict attention to bu,
sness, to merit and receive liberal share of
public patronage.
His stock embraces most articles needed in a
community, is entirely new. and of the best quail
lty which be viii dispose of at reasonable prices
Call and examine the goods, which cannot fail
to please. JOSEPH r. IRWIN
November g. 1865
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
A TTENTIONl BUY RS!l

< < = -
DEALERS IN
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC DRY-GoODs, &C
MAIN STREET, cURwESsvILLE, Pa,
Having just returned from the east with gen.
eral assortment of goods, to which they desire to
invite the attention of their old customers and
friends. Their stock consists of
Dry-Goods, Groceries, Hardware. Queensware,
Tinware. Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps,
Clothing. Notions ETC., in great variety, which
they now offer at prices-for eash-to suit the
times.
They also deal in Grain, Pork, Shingles, Boards,
and other lumber, which will be received at the
highest market prices in exchange for goods.
Persons desirous of purchasing goods at fair
rates respectfully requested to give a call.
Remember you can find US at the old stand on
Main Street where we are prepared to accomo-
date customers with anything in our line of
business.
Sept. 6. 1865. NIPPLE & FAUST.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

A bachelor being asked his opinion of
waterfalls, thought that filling in the region
of the brain would pay better than at the
back of the head.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
BIacksniths

Can be supplied with Anvils, Bellows, F'o''
sledges, ham mers, horse and mule shoes hsn'
nails, and all kinds of fat and round bar ifSa'
nail rods etc I; and with cast, shear spriRs 'na
blister steel, from the best manufacturers IN Wv
United States, or of foreign manutacture
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
DRUGS AND CHEMICALS.

Also. Patent Medicines of all kinds. Paints, Oils,
Glass, Putty, Dye-stufs, Stationary, Tobacco and
Sega-s, Confectionery, Spices, and larger stock
of varieties than ever before offered in this place
and warranted to be of the best the market af-
fcrds. Inspect their stock before purchasing
elsewhere, and they feel warranted in saying that
you will be pleased with the quality and price of
their goods. Remember the place-Mossops old
stand, on Market ST. Des. 6. 1865.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
NJ E W SPR NG STOC G K
J. SHAW & SON.

Have just returned from the east and are now
opening an entire new stock of goods in the room
formerly occupied by VIM. F. Irwin, on Market
Street, which they now offer to the public at the
lowest cash prices.
Their stock consists of general assortment of
Dry Goods, Groceries Queensware, Hardware
Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Bonnets, Dress Goods
Fruits, Candies. Fish, Salt, Brooms, Nails, etc.
in fact, everything usually kept in a retail store
can be had by calling at this store, or viii be
procured TO order.
Their stock is we1I selected. and consists of he
newest goods is of the best quality, of-the latest
styles and will be sold at lowest prices for cash
or exchanged for approved country produce
Be sure and call and examine our stock before
making your purchases, determi ned to
please all who may favor US with their custom.
May s, 1867. ). SHAW & SON.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

The attention Of Mechanics Builders, Fxrum
Lumbermen and Buyers generally, is Invited he
the fact that we are now Offering better Assert
ment of goods in our line than can be found siss-
where in this part Of tie State, at prices ,s ssis
the times. Our stock comprises $ geners5 asssr.-
ment of Tools and Materials used by Carpenisn
Blacksmiths, Carriage and Wagon max srs, Isa.
ers: &C.. together with large stock Of
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
IRREFRAGIBLE PRooP. Philadelphia

IRREFRAGIBLE PRooF.-A Philadelphia
gentleman of festive. tastes who takes a
''fair shake at all the obtainable pleasures
of the town, last week assisted at heavy
dinner, took much portable, and did not
leave for home until ever so many o. clock.
On reaching his door and fishing up his
night key, he became satisfied that he was
essentially convivialized, and not precisely
in that condition which good husband
should be to meet good wife. Cautiously
entering the hall, he stopped, listened
moment, heard no noise, and congratulated
himself that the family were fast asleep.
Quietly he took off overcoat, drew off boots,
turned off hall light, slowly assembled stairs
to family bedroom, hesitated at door, be-
heved he was reasonably right, stealthily
entered, found gas turned low, wife appa-
rently asleep; thought she was asleep; sat
down, listened again, no stir; began to un-
dress; got coat, pants, vest, drawers, stock
ings, all safely off; was journeying carefully
toward couch. when wife of his bosom qui-
etly asked; Coming to bed, dear? "Yes,
love. well, dear, hadn't you better take
off your hat ?"
Nasby describes as follows the affecting
scene at the trial of jeff Davis:
Never shell forgit the shout that assend-
ed ez Horris wuz signin his name.
''Three cheers fur Jeffson Greeley and
Horris Davis-one and inseperable, now and
forever" shouted one enthusiastic Con-
fedrit.
Immortality is yoors !'' sed another, see
zin him by the hand corjelly. "Jeffson Da-
Wis is the big dog NV the age and 700, my
deer sir, are now the tin kittle tide to his
tale. Wat joy Wat happinis Wen pos
terity speeks Nv him, they II speek Nv yoo.
L coodent restrane myself no more. Bus
tin into teers [ fell onto GreeIeys buzzum
and we embraced. Ez he hedn't his spek-
ticles on he sposed it WIZ Davis hisself, and
he bustid into teers also. and there wuz wun
Nv the most strikin tabloos ever exhibited.
l got away afore he diskivered his mistake.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
NEW SPRIN NG GOOD s.
G.. KRATZER & SON,


Are just opening at the Old Stand above the
Academy,
A large and splendid assortment of Spring Goods,
which they are selling at greatly reduced prices
Particular atten tion is invited to their stock Of
CARPETS,
Cottage, comm on Ingrains, and superior Eng
lish 1ngrains and Brussels.) Floor and Table Oil
cloths, Window Shades and Vail Papers
Especial pains has been taken in the selection
of Ladies' Dress Goods, White Goods, Embreide
ries and Millinery goods.
They have also large stock of Ready mad e
clothing, and Boots and Shoes, which they will
sell at small advance on city cost,
Flour, Bacon, Fish, Salt and Plaster, Apples,
Peaches and Prunes kept constantly on hand.
Also some pure Brandy, Whiskey and Wines
for medicinal uses
Also in store quantity of large and small
clover seed.
We intend to make it an object for Farmers
and Mechanics to buy from US, because will
sell our goods low as they can be bought in
the county; and will pay the very highest price
for all kinds of country produce. We will also
exchange goods for School, Road and County or
ders; Shingles, Boards and every kind of manu-
featured Lum Der. May IA. 1867
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

All the above remedies are prenared and Sol
'y NJ. A. FRANK 4 CO.
country Dealers supplied at Wholesale prices
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26
VALUABLE FARM FOR SALE

The undersigned offers at private sale, his farm
situate in Jordan tp-, Clearfeld county Pa, con-
tainig 203 acres net measure his land lies in
of the best farming sections in the county, and is
in high state of cultivation About 175 acres
of the land is cleared of which l25 acres are in
clover and timothy-the whole under good fences.
The buildings new two-story frame dwelling
house, two 40 feet fronts-a hewed log barn, GA
by 30 feet-a frame straw house adjoining the
barn, sc by 40 feet-a and carriage house, Is
by rs feet-and all the other necessary outh ouses
to- constitute it desi rable residence. The water
is convenient and good. There is also on the
premises ali orchard of lbs bearing apple trees,
and some cherries good vein of coal UNDER
lies the land, and there is abundance OF iime-
stone convenient thereto. Terms reasonable
For further particulars address the subscriber at
Ansonvile, CIearfeld county. Pa, call and see
the premises
Apr. 10, 1867, 3mp. JOHN SWAN.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

You pay Government. 4 76
1t will be by this th at the Gold interest is
given as currency, which is of itse II profit to
the party converting the 3-l0s of nearly eight
dollars per 81 600, aside from the fact that the
pre- sent rate of Gold, say 40 the 5-20s pay over
per cent per annum At present we are convert
ing the 3-l0s on much better terms than the
Government, as the present buying and selling
rates enables US to allow the holder Of the 3-10s
a better figure than has yet been offered by any
one a commission.
: Parties exchanging through US, in addition to
getting much better terms than they can from the
Government will have their bonds delivered i'm
mediately, thus saving delay. We also register
any bonds sent to without charge. On Bonds
sent by express We pay charges both ways
JAMES T. BRADY CO.,
Dealers in Government securities corner Fourth
and Wood Streets Pittsburgh, Pa,
May l IS67-9t
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

EATHER-a good assortment-for sale NV
l6,,.o. MERRELL d BIGLER
Deoouioef II, ioo4- Clearield Pa
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

CEVERAL SET of heavy double harness and
y homemade horse collars at the store of
Dec. 8, 1853. IRWIN b HARTSHORN
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-06-26

Men, Youths and Boys can be supplied with =,
suits of seasonable and fashionable CLOTH.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07

The following, from a paper pub
lisAed near the sOtting sun, 10 very
severe on the East:
Johnny" said a little thrSe-year
old sister to an elder brother of six
"Johnn, why can't you see the sun &c
back where it rises?'
"Why, sis, you little goosey, be.
cause it would be ashamed to be seen
going down East"
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07
MISCELLANEOUS,
THE BENEFITS OF MATRI-
MONY.

Cory O'Lanus Of the Brooklyn Ea
gle argues the advantage Of married
life over boarding" institutions from
the following standpoint;
Single blessedness is not good for a
married man Of mature years.
He gets along very we'll for little
while, until his first fortnights wash
| ing is brought home, when he begins
to renlize the value Of mGtrimony by
the absence of shirt buttons.
Man can never be an independent
creature until the necessity for but
tons can be dispensed with.
In boarding house man has con-
siderable conceit taken out of him.
His interest in the establishment is
authority he has none.
The landly agrees to fodder him
two or three times a day, and stable
him at night somewhere on the third
floor.
be can't complain of the coffee, or
growl if the potatoes are underdone.
If he doesn't like it he can leave it.
There arL other boarding houses, and
he has choice of evils.
In the evening he has all Ne world
before him.
Hc has perfect liberty of choice be-
tween his bedroom and the street.
There is the parlor, TO be- sars; but
the young lady who has steady cOm-
psny is already there.
You 90 in and the damssl looks
dagsors.
Her young man looks as though he
would like to punch yoar head.
fyou ara possessed OF SYM mpsthet-
ic nature yeU can't resist this mute
but eloqe"t appeal.
Especially whom it comes home to
you, As it docs to me, that there was
time when you were similarly situa-
ted.
Ho" would you have liked it Jour
celf2
There is no alternative but to sud
denly remember that you have an
appointment" seiao yoar hat and
rush out into the street.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07

u The style Of pants for gentle
men has only one remove fur
Ithertogo to, become air-tight.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07
IHYII1
SATURDAY EVENING
POST.
WASHINGTON AT MOUNT VERNON. >

The Saturday Evening Post gives beau
tiful steel ehnrAving washington at Msunt
Vsrnon"--30 isehss lOsg by 81 Wide--tO ev
cry full I$i2 sol subscriber, and TO every tnt
sending ciWb.
TIE tcll.NiLS original noveetSs arc al.
ready on hanl foI 1868: The Death Shadow
of the POplSrs, BY Mrs. Margaret Hosmer,
author OF "MorrisOns," Sc; Trying The
World, by Amands NJ. Douglas, author of
"la Trust" Sc; st. George aud the Dsrg-
on, by EliIlbsth Prescott, author of Chow
Woman HAD Her Way" SC
We also give the very BEST STORIES, Sc
frsm the English Magazines, With Essays,
Sketches, Letters, Agricultural Articles,
News of the Week, sc. af
The POsT 10 NLUTRAL IN POLITICS, being
exclusively devoted TO Literature, and does
not discuss Fsiitic4l or Sectsrian questions
leaving these 10 the political and reli liEious
press. Hbnf stfE
1t offers among its Premiums great va
iety of Books, Wheeler & Wilson's Sewing
Machines, Silver Plated Tea Sets, Spoons
rnd Pitchers, Gold and Silver Watches,
Double BArfel Shot Guns, Croq ueL, Clothes
Wringers, Appleton's Cyclopedias. &c. n
EES'A SPLENDID OFFER.-New subscribers
whe subscribe for 1868 by the first Of Noyem.
ber and December NUMBER Of this year in
addition, making IA months in all Those
who subscribe by the first of December shall
receive the December number, making 10
months in all
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07
$l2 Gold and Silver Watches $l2

200 Gold Huntg Case Lever Watches 800 to Sl76 each
200 Gold Huntg Case Lepene Watches 5to 150 "
800 Gold Plated Silver Cases 90 100 " ,
GOO Solid silver Case Lever Watchss 80 to rs "
GOO Solid silver Case Lepene Watches 25 to rs "
bOoG'ld Composite Huntig Case watches 20to so "
All the above splendid watches will be sold for
sl2 each, We have adopted the following plan:-
Certificates describing each watch and It's value, are
prepared and placed IN sealed envelopes, and the
holder will be entitled to the Watch calls for, up
on payment ofthe Sl2 This is not lottery but a
bona 6de sale. Procure n certificate, and as there
usual price at least, and many will get "a splendid
Gold Watch for the trifing sum of$l2. Certificates
sent5y mail to any address for so cents each Five
will be sent for S2 fifteen for $5 thirty five for $40.
Agents wanted; send for circnlar. Address,
g GILLESPIE, MANSON s. CO.,
2l-sn S6 Beskman g., New York.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07

WHAT A DME CAN Do.-As weary
traveller was winding his way through
the mud in a far-west region OF the
country, he discovered young mai
den seated in front Of the door of q
small lod heuse.
He rode up in front of the cabin,
and asked the girl for drink of wa
ter. He drank it, and, she being the
first woman he had seen for several
days, offered her dime for a kiss.
The young maiden accepted the offer,
and received both the kiss and the
dime.
The traverer was about to resume
his journey, but the girl, never before
having seen dime, asked:
'"What am l to do with the dimeS"
"You may use it any way you wish, "
he replied; "it is yours"
If that's the case" said she, "I'll
give you back the dime and take an
other kiss"
Of course the dime was taken
back.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07

WHATEVER else you borrow, never
borrow trouble. 1t never does you
any good, and when you return ityou
get no thanks.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07
{ NUMBER A.

WHAT He Could Dove have
men of very long bodies and very
short legs, and men of very long legs
and very short bodies. One of the
latter class, who, while sitting down,
looks like a small man, but who tow
ers like a giant when he gets upon
his feet, once edited country paper
near Philadelphia. l8H
One day a man who had no ac-,
quaintanee with the editor, and who
had become greatly oxasperated at
certain article in the journal rejecting
upon himself, rushed into the editors
sanctum in terrible rage, vengeance
in his eye, and the paper in his hand.
Espyiug a quiet-looking little man
sitting by the table writing, he rushed
up to him and exclaimed -
"Be you the editor of this paperT"}
III am, sir" was the reply.
"Did you write that infermous art.
icle on me?" pointing to the editorial
in question.
II did write thevarticle you are
pointing at, sir" returned the editor,
quietly.
"Then, sir" exclaimed the enrared
man, pulling off his coat, "do you
know what you can do?" -
Raising himself slowly upon his
feet until he lowered at least foot
and-a half above his would-be adver-
sary, and bringing his fist down on
the table savagely, he said
"Well, sir, what can do?"
The man eyed him from head to
foot for moment in utter amazement
and then slipping on his coat again,
exclaimed: am
"What can I do? Well, stranger, I
jes' think you can give me the gol-
darndest mauling that a man ever
got, and he hurriodly shot out Of the
Office
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-11-07

Loafers are not the best bread
men.
Men of polish-Boot blacks.
Question for the Academy OF
Natural Sciences: What amount
of eat does it require to make a
catamount.
"Dinner for nothing" is sgood;
but you can't say the same of
"nothing for dinner"
Many a mans tongue is a two
edged sword, one of the edges
cutting his friends, and the 9TH
er himself.
"You are writing my bill on
very rough paper" said a client
to his solicitor.
20, never mind, sir, it has to
be filled before it comes into
court" was the reply.
The death of youth is a ship
wreck.
Chicago lawyers talk of ma
king a discount on divorce fees
when a large number of bills
are wanted in one family.
Light cares speak; great ones
are dumb. a,z
The man who undertook to
travel ON a train of circumstan-
ces found both the method and
route one ofperil and inconven-
ience. ' 8
Generosity during life is a
very different thing from gen
erosity in the hour of death.
One pooceeds from genuine
iberality and benevolence--
5he other from pride and fear.
Why are roosters like cler-
yymen! rs5 y,.o = {, ~ re
g Because they proclaim, viva
Voce, the dawn of tee coming
lay. = 80 e s'qoe4oai od 1885 !