The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1867-09-20

SEAL ln9tOh tne SeNehth uay VI
C~--) September 1861 zss .u.
? aANDREW JOHNSON. 4,
I .asu BY tho President, mp a. (.
WM. Ii. SEWARD, 10 tf, ,,l g}-g golr
I as,..ars- M Secretary of State. q
/ a Bride in the WRONG. Bed.
4 We have the Cinclnnatl BnqWrer.
as voucher for the following: ,
+ A newly married pair putlup at the
ESpencer TIouse-tbey went put shop
Iping- -retqhed- the bride had left
Esot6e things-she slipped outbound
Ihd}' lost articles-foturnedAm Amistook
RMRin street for BroadwayAgot in
Flo o,Madison for the Spencer--it look.
odra littIe stange--asked boy ifi she
Twas im Spencer-boy said yes.
Ifully understanding her--sho tdld him
hto lead her to 48-7she partly disrob.
I I'edahd got into 'bed--expected hus-
FJand m6mentarilv--fell asieep3the oQ-
cupant of As Madison--an Indiana
nerdhant returned from-the theatre-7
Pa little tight-quietly went tQ the,
loom---to bed--tO sleep; The account
INrooeels:ala4 .vGa rata aut-a., q 90 O.
7 How, long the two. reposed there.
side By side, with only - loot spacFs,
l'betwcon them, unconscious OF each
otbor's presence, is, not known, but
probably abQuti apg hour, when a-tre'
tmepdnus noise was. heardin in the apart
mqnt, from which female screams iS,
EsuedwiIdIyp piqreipglY and ceaselefsly,,
Tho hotel was in an uRrp"r; Pro
prietors, Glorks, walters, porteis, and
guests dressed and haIf,dreSscd, were
at the door Of forty eight in y few
minutes, blocking up tho entrance,
and asking each other eagerly, What
is the mptter2 for God sake toll us
what is the trouble" .r..,........ ...s
! The cause of this optcry may be
imagined. The bride had awakened
about midnight and putting her arm
over her husband, it fell upon the
| tndanian's face, and the soft warm
touch aroused him at once. He did
not dislike it, and in, amoment Mrs.
r. said, "Ny dearest husband, where
have you been all this Fhile?""' i
uusb0nd!" echoed the marchant,
begipnipg to see, like Lord Tinsel,
that he had mado d small mistake;
PTm nobody'S husband; I reckon, my
hear madam. YOU arc in the wrong
bed Pgun4fHBJ tQ,as, gslnaW qGT
In the wrong bed-horror Of horrors
thOughtthe.young bride What would
her, lord-what would tho curious
world sayP And Mrs. II. screamed
terribly. and ,sPrang from the coach
just ps Der companion done the same,
| lie was fully as much alarmed,as abe,
and lentreatgd her to give him time
and ho would leave the apartment,
| 'ulthoHah II jwas0 the ohoihS Rad en-
gagcd-ho'd mako dath,to that. TA
Scream, scroani, was her only reply
| Itolhis kindly proposition-th -l.a itr
Ja'My God, madam, don't yell SO ~
Yda will wake tho house.J Be reS-
sonabley swear it's only a amistake.
Have somo thought Of thes conse-
onehces, 1 don't want to hurt youj j
swe;tr i don't. & You will get'me shot
andsyourself4IOl,i HoG J4l 'udu au
sJnst Atathis iuuctnro, tho crowd
outsidea presented itself at the dooi
and Beheld Mrs r., cnweringi in ore
corner exercising her rlungs magnih-
centlyl with a sheet Wrapt over her
form and 'head, and tho lndinniah IN
the middleof tho room eHveloped IN
aIenycrlet, and elacuhtlng,"My God
madam, tlun ~ laA! gHIai utW .tI
Fho Junior proprietor lDr" Cnhill
saw there must ybe sona mistake
and rguncsting the other TO retire
callud tho merchant, 9went out lintc
anothor room. and thero,learnod thC
whole story FTho DR.. then sent on'
ofthc ladies 10 Mrs. IL and the entirt
affair was explained greatly to hol
roIieR, though she was ovcrwhelmeC
with confusion at a CIRCUMSTANCE thai
might have ruined her reputation
j forover ,r,bb 33iEI, ll.1tN pdi /,
lh3Under the escort oftho Doctor, sh'
was conveyed to tho "SponcerY wher'
tho husband was found pacing tht
corridors. withfrantie fnein) and hal
otazod with griof, az tho mysteriouI
tllsappeamnee of his wife, whom hi
hcieyed had been spirited away by
within. ormurdered fur her jewels, u
thisasiBlbrnal city, where as he ex
prssedrhimself they would kill q maj
for doliar.as 9aiuo.HTI1 r1.fs1Il
,Ia.As soon ashe behold his spouse, h'
caught her to bis bosom aud wepl
like ~ child. r He twas melted witt
happiness thor discovery, and tolC
her that no had searched that eltJ
for rgintclligopco of her whereabouts
IH tarHraan lL-.lL -. n.-L-l .I.EI L.
" Ma celebration, Of d marriage
q largo humber Of young ladies wer'
present tho minister said; " Thos'
, who wish to be joined in the holl
bonds ofmatimony will please stan'
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