Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1867-08-09
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IHte Nero, being found not -AoG5ta6Je, Mr..
| Nasty and has followers Decide TO 90 back
on hSn---A Meeting, the Effect Of golIseh
.scGS Spoiled 6y Pollock, the IUanois
Store Keeper, and Joseph BSgler, late G.
II S. A.
:. Posi- OFFIs, CoNFEDRIT X ROADS,
| (Wlch is in the Staff Nv kentucky 7
July %, 1867. } "
The speculashen In wool, into witch the
| Dlmocrlsy NV the South embarkt some
months ago, hez, L regret to say, resulted
| disastrOusly. The niger amt fitted for CO.
operashen with the Dimocrasy Instid NV
hangin onto us like the ivy onto the oak,
he diskivered that, in the South at least,
he was really the oak and we the ivy; in-
| std NV loOkin up to us, he contracted a
disagreeacle habit NV lookin down onto
| u.s. There wuz other reasons why he
cOodent be made available to our uses, and
| therefore, it wuz decided to go back onto
| the Afrikin, and to agin attempt his reduc-
| ton to eZ near his normal speer ez the alb
| normal condishen Nv the times wood
| admit. The directors NV the college met
and changed the name Nv the institution
| back to the Southern Military & CLASH
kle Institoot," and the Corners wuz itself
agin.
Deekin Pogram looked ez tho ten years
he'd bin lifted off him. How pleasant
it's" sed he, "to walk erect agin in front
NV niger, and to pass EN- ez tho they
wuz niggersi Oh eff / Good only wal
lon r1a hInHc Il 0nn6 HIp
happy"
We he'd meetin last mite to consider
| this niger question, which wood hev re-
sultid in great good and he'd powerful
| inflooence toward strengthenin the hands
NV our brethren in the North, who are
| fightin the heresay Nv niger suffrage, he'd
! it not bin for that irritashen, Pollock, and
| that pest, Joe Bigler. he'd made my reg
| Ter speech ON the niger and with much
effect. / he'd quoted from sumboddy's
quotashen from Agassiz, which demon
I strated the radikle difference there is atween
| the Afrikin and the proud Caucasian !;
arguin from the length NV his heel and
| arm the thickness Nv his skull and SO
| forth, that the niger wrz totally unfit to
| exercise the rights Nv free men. / was ap-
plauded vociferously and by none more
! than Pollock and Joe Bigler Ez | took
my seat and wuz wipin the perspirashen
| from my classikle blow, feelin that l he'd
settled thatauestion, Pollock riz and desirid
! to say few words and make a suggestion.
Sed he:--
"I hev listened with interest to the elo-
| kent speaker, and am happy to | say hev
learned fax witch is new to me. Eft | hev
ever doubted the inferiority Nv the niger
them doubts are removed, pervidin alluz,
! that the statements NV the speaker is
| troo, NV which [ have no doubt, ez
the character NV the speaker is suffi-
shent guarantee for the truth Nv whichever
he sez." }o .a.4
Ibowed stately-like, with the air Nv one
to whom such compliments wuz every
day affair, witch thay amt by no means, on
| the contrary quite the reverse. -
"ButI want it demonstrated to the salts
| faction Nv the most obtoose-I want right
here measurement Nv the average Afrikin
| and the average white man, that all the
world may know the difference. move
| that it be did, s,a..s., .sre.
l acceded "Let it be DONE" sed L,
that the vexed question may be settled
| forever"
Sevral niggersi were askt to submit to
| the measurement, but all refused. Finally
Joe Blgler sed he saw Napoleon Johnson, a
niger witch wunst belonged to Deekin Pc,
gram, in the audience. "Napoleon," sed
he, "will 700 contribbit yoorself to the
great science Nv ethnology? Amt 700
yillin to let us yuse 700 awhile to demon
strate the crate and CROWN truth that yoor
grandfather wuz a monkey? Step up
Napoleon" 7e1 80 80 3da tt5
Napoleon, nothin dasht, slept up, and
Pollock, Bascom, Bigler and measured
him with the following result: 81
Height i. ss..;.,-.-$ % feet inches.
Length NV hand ~ ). 81 inches.
Breadth NV hand ..l...................4 I'm $ e
Length NV foot. .....................,..12 s.
Breadth NV foot. ................,......5
Length Nv forearm. ..................11 -
Length Nv bone from ankle to knee. -. 6 $
Pr0jeckshun NV heel. Observation-Disclosures
Capassity NV skull, witch, bein the
top or cap NV the yertebral col
umn, SO to speak, is accordn to
H1ppocratees, a trooly scientific
Greek, and Hon. William Mum
gen, NV Ohio, very important
bone for pretty much all NV the
races. .......................66 cubic inches
CHOW" sed Pollock, I" let us examine in
the same way q avrage specimen NV the
Caucashen race, ez he is found in this de-
lectable spot viii Issaker Gayitt be
good enuff to step forrerd? L perpose to
demonstrate the superiority Nv the eau
cashen with two foot rool Figgers
wont lie. Step up Issaker."
And Issaker slept up, and wlz measured
with the follerin result
Heighth. ............ ..!...... Is feet inches
Weight. =. =. ........ 159 fbs
Length NV hand observation-disclosures. 7lh inches
Breadth NV hand. ..........,.. az
Length NV foot. 6
Breadth NV foot. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Ik
Projeckshen NV heel liz
Length NV forearm. ....................11 ss
Length nv bone from ankle to knee. II :"
capacity NV skull 81 cubic in.
Pollock was delitedl "Here," said he.
it is in nut shell. Issaker hez a shorter
hand, more narrer hand, shorter and
narrerer foot, and his heel projecks less
than the nigger's by 21a inchesl Good
Lord, how hev bin deseevedl Wat err
rOrS heY bin nnssin How can q human,