The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-04-04


Along with those assembled there
Stands Grisell. yet 50 tall and fair.
The closing speech is his to make,
In prosecuting for the State.
His reasoning coed, though being tall,
Made the best speech, we think. of ell.
How thrilling as the words that came,
In eloquence OF sweetest strain.
Father St0ker. who was there.
Looked wild, amazed would at him stare
He now proceeds yet more and more.
Addressed the one in court that swore.
Chop-fallen faces 10! we see.
Of those who were so full Of glee.
A solemn stiffness now is felt.
While on the evidence he Gwelt:
Mccormick looking wild and high.
Excited. glanced a glistening eye;
Pap Croft We also noticed there,
And Barney Wagner in the chair:
And Kirby, Judge, is standing. straight.
The EN-secretary of State;
We almost think we hear him say, =
Masonic is the safer way;
Tis like the ointment rolling down,
From Aaron's skirts-upon the ground;
Odd Fellowship. it makes a man,
Deny this truth, let him who can.
Dr.. Ferris on the bench,
Listening to the eloquence.
Hurrah for MadduX, lively there.
So few with him we can compare.
School TEACHERS, let me freely tell,
He Goth examine very we'll.
Let me say before too late.
ave Beistle, he can keep them straight
Mckee, the tanker. is about
With a HaVanna in his mouth;
Smaliey. Doctor we confess,
Looks so sleepy. needing rest;
DeeTy. George, he came too late
To near the most Of tie debate.
We wish he could have taken part.
And spoken with them at the start;
pOpOlOrum OF renOWn.
Would physic.up, and physic down;
Or rotten as Il goose egg be,
A right to reformation she.
john Berry. he doth sometimes rhyme
Equal to the feminine;
EXhorting bachelors to marry,
No longer single thus to tarry.
His brother Curt, surprised are we,
That he turned out a lawyer to be.
'Tis but source of some regret
They were not called as speakers yet. -
Brother Matt. we noticed there,
How gray has gotto be his hair.
As counsel he is Very good.
But speak sublimely, never could:
And there we see that Billy King,
What can, in fact, be said of him;
That bachelor Of rhyming fame,
Could not in that state remain;
His little boy may take his place,
Outshine his pa with greater grace.
1hCAitCbCCIis cOSCiJil. SSttGSAi
Must of our rhyming have a share;
While in the Legislature, he
Advised every third lot should be
Thus set aside for courthouse iail;
lie plead until it did prevail;
This money, which reserved in store,
Thus saved us tax five years or more,
We do forget too much, such men.
That figured wisely for us then.
Pap Tripp, this is desperate scrape,
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Except that Crawl ford County. where
They burn the. churches, over. there),
If such thing should eyer be,
She were sent south then happy We.
Owens, John. wont wool make cloth?
You are a merchant tailor, boys.
Oppenheimer loves to please,
He sells SO cheap, with greatest ease
Sell so cheap as any man,
And have 4 profit, too.'
How it my merry heart did cheer,
To see Judge Kirby's Brigadier;
There he sets as large as life,
May some day get himself wife.
Cooper GfpsOn, on the stand,
Like a wild cat mid the elan.
Bristling, stareing. hear the man
Give me yet Vallandigham.'
Rev. Webster, lOi we see,
A patent right man may get TO be;
That buggy-wagon ust down there
Is something new, we do declare,
Who ever heard of preachers thus,
Inventing things without a fuss.
All hail Webster. and success.
The country with his genius bless.
And there is Classy" look, we pray.
One thousand cash took in one day:
Branched out in business more and more
Until he owns the corner store.
Wesley Hedge. warming now.
Look up your wool, so, that's the how
Captain Ayers. that parrot bring
In court. that he may talk or sing.
Set him On the Judges stand,
Help Gipson sing Vallandi9ham.
What shall be said of Beery. Ike?
Brooks and him the people like;
That Abolition block" DER there,
For selling cheap and dealing fair;
It can't be beat they all must know,
These brothers always hoe their row.
Holdridge, crackey. only see
What can in fact the matter be;
This fuss and feathers about wool,
All eXcitement court so full.
Tell Shafer. Hank, Vanarsdall, too,s
This desperate fuss will never do.
Jointly Ayres, that drug store man,
Who hates so much Vallandighanl,
Would deal double dose of physic,
If he should pay our place a visit:
Doctor Henderson, do not fear
Let not fall a silent tear;
This stormy scene viii soon be past,
a brighter day must dawn at last.
Our place. indeed. is bad enough
Without this smuggling wooliy fuss.
That man who keeps Il whisky shop,
Makes drunken. stlnken. ugly sots,
Increases taxes. pauperS too:
RObs dear children of their due,
Is no wise better. no not he
Than wool ,secreteFs, if they he.
Bobby DUNN and Drummer. too,
These editorS appear in view.
They in other days have had.
Their Spats. and often did get mad;
More like brothers. only sue,
Mid the excited company.
Wool scrapes are bad. hope ne'er to relate
Another such scene within this State.