The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1867-08-03
The 'sFat Contributor on Accident
Insurance.

Ths "Bfeakneck Accident Insurance Company
wrote 10 The Fat ContributoF' not long since,
10 work upa column or 30 Of Inducements for
people 10 take out policies. This is the way he
did Il:
Everybody should get insured against aeci.
dents. No matter n you belong 10 one Of the
'besi OfiamiIies' '-aecIdenls viii happen In them
Get policy. The old proverb saT ''Ilonssly
Is the best policy" bat that was al before the
Accident lnsuance Company started. Nov the
beat policy 10 q policy In the "Breakncck."
The other day : man 10 Chicago fell out Of a
fourth story window. lie had no insurance and
same day fell out with bic wife. lie was insured
IN the "Breakneck." aud is ready 10 fall out
again.
A woman driving spirited horse In 81. Louis
was run away with. Being Insured against ac-
eidents, she wasn't alarmed . bit, stopped the
hoIse, and came back safe. Her policy running
out, she neglected 10 renew Il. Shortly after she
was run away with again. Herhusband's part-
ner run away with her this time, and she hasn {
come back yet. Don'tiail 10 renew your policy.
particularly iii is 10 the "Breakneck." !"
A. Dubuque, Iowa q man was kicked by n
horse. The horse wasn't insured and he got
kicked back.
ming y circular saw had his arms taken Oh. They
consisted Of a cavalry sabre and doublc-baf.
relied shotgun. The man who carried them or
had an accident Insurance aud he hasn't been
acught vet.
Al Philadelphia, a man fell from the scaaoli
and broke bis neck fhe had bcrn insured IN
the "Breakneck his sentence might have been
commuied 10 'imprisonment for life. Why
will men neglect these ihings7
Our agent at Pen Van, New York writes Zone
Of our neighbors whom ! had solicited 10 take
policy, laughed at me for thinkihg he could
not take care Of himself. The very next day he
fell from the roof Of his house, and wasn't hur,
bit
10 Utica. New York, n man accidentally 90,
married. Being Insured In the Break neck, he
will receive Sl5a week till he recovers
msn was sentenced 10 solitary confinement
for life in the Michigan State Prison. Policy in
the .Breakneck, SIS q week rs long a. he Is
confined TO his room
A gray-heade'l old man was insured in the
''Breakneck. The very next day he bought n
bottle Of hair-dye-and dyed. His family recei.
we'd handsome sum, on the blackboard.
Two catile-drovers started with drove Of cat.
tie 70 New York. One had policy and the other
had aoue. There was = collision, and the one
who had policy wasn't hurt Q bit-and the
other wasn't either. Insure 10 the "Breakneck
Near Portland, Maine, q poor man fell from a
loft and broke bis neck he received his insui-
anee, s., 900, from the "Breakneck," /" with which
be was enabled TO set himself up in business. and
is now doing we'll.
Our agent At Cleveland, Ohio writes "a lum-
Der horse ran away with bobiaed wagon, and
tipped the street over on 10 n small woman and
six elderly children. The horse began to cry aud
the wagon bled freely AZ the nose but otherwise
the street Is doing well. No insurance.
4 boiler exploded At Memphis, blowing the
engineer into the air quite out OF sight lie will
receive S:j day until he comes down.
A hog-drover in Nj Sterling Ky, was yer,
much hurt by fall-fall In pork. No insurance
A man ran away from Liichfrld. H.. TO avoid
paving his debts. lie left family (uo, heinz
able 10 take them with him. No insurance.
4 man accidentally fell from steamer nj New
Orleans into the river. As he was sinking the
third time be suddenly recolIecied that bis poll
cy 10 the "Brcakneck had expired. He then
swan ashore, sought out the agent and renewed
his policy, and Immediately returned to the river
and sank the tird tune In serene and tranquil
manner Insure before you are in surely.
\ fellow took drink Of whisky at a saloon in
Cincinnati. Suddenly recolleciing that he had
no insurance, be Immediately took an eme,c
and then be took out policy in the "Breakneck
lie now takes bis drinks with impuniiy-ifimpr.
nity treais.