The weekly Butte record., 1867-03-30

' VOIIy
said to him, Father, this cider is so hard can,
bite it off, Cider is not the only hard drink to
bite off.
They getting the fine arts perfectly now
One fellow in Boston has painted sorra horse
perfectly that the hair all comes of. Another has
painted dog so well that his owner has offered
$40 for it, and no questions asked.
AT meeting of young girls at Seneca, n Y,
recently it was
Resolved. That if we, the Young ladies of Sene
ca Falls, don't get married during the year to come
somebody will be to blame
THE citizens of Baraboo, Wisconsin, are becom
ing highly excited the subject of temperance,
and are holding q series of discussions the fol
lowing question: is it morally night to raise
hops for the general market 2!
AN inqusitive chap asked soldier with an
empty sleeve how he lost his arm.
"ln a thrashing machine sir answered the sol
der.
"Were you running the machine =
"WelI. no; Ulysses Grant had charge"
THE man who can make his own fire black his
own boots carry his wood, hoe his gard
en-, pay his debts, and live without wine and
tobacco, need ask no favor of him who rides in
coach and-iour.
IT is pleasant TO the after rain: the
face of Il friend after long absence; health after
sickness. But for the rain. the absence and the
sickness. they would not be so pleasant. This is
one Of the uses of affection.
The Suez canal specifically open to commerce.
One hundred bales OF goods from Siam, for Paris
have taken this route To the Mediterranean. A tel
sgram says the waters Of the Sea reach Paliseum
DorGLAs JERRoLp calls womans arms 1.-The
penis that wind about mans neck killing his best
resolution The oldest uhabitant" says he don't
object to them kind o ssrpents.
SOMEBODY says that baby laughing in its
dreams is conversing with angels. Perhaps SO, but
we have seen them crying in their waking hours as
though they were having a sp&t with the devil.
Tue following unanswerable political argument
appears in a Parkersburg paper: = Vote for Gene
raj Harms tor Mayor. who was ten years cid before
he wore either pants or shoes.
YOUNG lady who had accidentally lost her nose
and had an artificial one. jokinsly remarked TINT it
did very well except for one thing-she could no
longer turn up her nose at an acquaintance.
A CoMrARIsoS.-I never knew ANYTHING so had
as the short weight You gave me Tor my money J"
complained doctor to his grocer. "Onlv the long
wait you give me for mine." was the reply
"SAMBo wy am dat niger down dar in &c hole
oh de boat like chicken in de eggl" Il give nm
up" "Beka>e he couldn't get out if it wasn't for
de hatch.'
EvERYrUING mas An ENp-R. IL. Olmsted and
Miss Martha 7. Hale. of East Hartford, Conn, were
united in matrimony on the LIST of January, after
courtship of twenty years.
Dr.. DAVID LIvINGsroNR, the celebrated mission
airy and explorer is reported have been killed by
Cafirs in South Africa.
Az appropriation of $50 GOA has been made for
removing distractions from the Willamette River,
IN Oregon.
sMoKrsG in the streets on Sunday is prohibited
in Galveston. Texas.
THE lovelest faces to be seen by moonlight
when one sees half with the eye and half with the
fancy.
Yor had better ask for manners than money!
said finely dressed gentleman to beggar boy,
who had asked for aims.
AMAN excused himself for marrying by saving
that his friends declared he drank too much for
single man.
Ara negro ball, in lien OF Not transferable on
the tickets, mo gentleman admitted unless he
comes hisself was substituted.
.ToN, tell ME the biggest lie you ever told and
Ill give You glass OF beer "A lie !! never
told lie in my life. Draw the beer, boy
LIBERTY will not descend to people: a people
must raise themselves to liberty, ii is blessing
that must be earned before it can te enjoyed.
NEARLY every hi.d peases It's with its Law. bu,
none is sweeer than the hens
Ar a Radical meeting in Memphis. Tenn. in col.
orsd man who attempted TO speak was ruled out of
order.
II is singular thai the more You damn the ar6or
on Troublesome talksr by throwing Geld water on
his EMISSIONS, the sooner be dries up.
THs youngest son of John Kilpatriok. of Hart
ford City, Indiana, hest his life the other dav by
getting grain Of corn last in his throat
EIeHrEEN thousand prairie chickens. from Cedar
Rapids, Iowa. have been shipped to England.
a BEGGAs woman died recently in Psris. and
s>,ooV were found under the ashes on her hearth
THE ladies over in Paris are building their from,
hair IN immense mounds above the forehead.
If lady yawus half dozen times in suoces.
SON. young man. you may get your hat and git.
ONk OF Paneh's ecGaEarums-How much does a
feel weigh generally A simpleton-
WYOMING fer bare lie is desne, to be making
clothes for new hahy.
THg ST. Paul Press estimates 1.-THE present nopu
iatiun OF Minnesota at $50 600.
WHY is a sawyer like alawyer. Because which.
ever way he goes down comes the dust.
TINES are so hard il is s,cceS.ei that n,r.ar,,,s