Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1867-01-26
inventors thereof, that they mite be ashoored
NV gettin the genooine article.

inventors thereof, that they mite be ashoored
Nv gettin the genooine article.
2. We can't get the nigger after he is man
| and brother. The Times idee is, we'd ketch
em on the score that the trash materially
gravitates to us. We are too late for this
| The nigger jus now is lookin up-not down
| and eff the tax wuz taken off Nv whiskey, so
ez to bring that essenshel to Dimocratic
success wunst more within our means, and
! we shood devote ourselves enthusiastically
to the work, we woodn't be able to get 'em
down to our level in twenty years.
Afore that time / shel hev gone into that
| other wcrld wher pollytix won't trouble me,
and eff the orthodox relijus beleefs Nv the
day is correct, in the department NV the
tother world in wich shel pull up, there will
be strong Dimocratic majority. Ez lift
| up my eyes from thence, it will do me no
pertikeler good, ez / know Nv, to be told
| that the Dimocricy hev elected ther Presi
dent by nigger yotes-that intelligence
woodn't supply the place Nv the water
shood be calm for. .-. ...
| Its instant reeef we need, and ef life is ever
| pumped into the carcass afore us, it must be
! done to wunst. l have an idee for the sal
vation Nv the party, wich, eff acted on, will
| give us lease Nv power for twenty years
MEXICo.
Here is suthn feasible. Let the South
adopt the Constooshnel Amendment to-
wunst, providin Congress will knock out
the third section wich disfranchises the heft
Nv us who are fit for Congress, and also
repeel the test oath, and immejit!y let John
son annex Mexico. How will it stand, then?
We hev ten States out, wich we kin depend
upon. Kentucky, Delaware and Maryland
make thirteen, and Mexico kin be cut up
into twenty more, or thirty for that matter,
given us a clean majority in the SENT, House
and Electoral College. l hev let my intelek
out onto this subieck and aint mistaken. In
Mexico is the precise populashen we kin
| best work upon. "They can't understand
our speekers," sez one objector. Very good.
I admit it, and what do we want NV voters
who kin understand us7 The downfall nv
! Dimocrisy commenst, the mint the people
begun to understand us. So long ez they
take things on trust, it wuz all right, but
when they begun to question, the jig was
up. Intelligence is good thing in the ab-
stracA but you must be modrit in its yoose.
| Enuff Nv us wood hev to emigrate thither
Nv coorse, to be sent back to Washington
Seward and /, for instance, wood go to the
SENT from chihuahua, Doolittle and DIR.
Olds, Nv Ohio from San Juan, Henry Clay
Dean ana Cowan from Tamaulipas, John
Morrissey and Randall from Matamoras, Val
landigham and Slocum from Tehuantepec,
Custer and Beecher-no they've gone back
on us-Jim Steedman and Jesse ID. Brite
from Puebla, ct settry,
There wood be room for every one NV the
lcadin Dimocrats North in these States
Ther wood be sixty seats in the SENT and
three hundred in the House to be filed, be-
sides the State of1isis The hundreds Nv
J thousands Nv Dimokrats now mournin fol
offisis, and who can't he supplde, wood
, here find openins. Think Nv it Thirty
, States turned over to us with people wicl
coodnt compete with us for the ohisis My
i sole expands with the thot. The field woot
, be rich one for Androo Jaxon Rogers tc
J stump, for the people, not understandin
word NV wat he wuz a sayin, and hevin
high opinion NV the Amerikins, wood thinl
he wuz talkin sense And His eggslenc,
the President ! wat chance it wood be fo
him He Good hev Dugis dug up and re
buried at Monterey, so ez he Good hev ex
: Goose for maxim toor to his tomb, or, C
! the friends Nv the statesman objected t,
that, he Good go to Chicago by the way "
the City of Mexico, and Good make hi
: speech at the way stations through tina
: country without fear. The Mexikins Woo
5 reserve the constatooshns and stars gladly
and ez they don't understand the Language
they woodn't receive his speech with peal
l Nv lafture ez they did on his late memorable
t toor thro Moo York, Ohio, Michigan, Hi
| noy, ct settrv, the remembrance of wich
4 even at this day, sends thrill nv anguisl
thro the Presidenshel brest, which ever tn,
$ triumf in Delaware and Maryland canno
7 and does not soothe.
, The people Nv the North wood receive tn
q IL, IL, Ill.
ter to eaden merchant NV Philadelphia
e who he'd just declined to give six months
] credit for small stock NV goods to frient
q Nv mine on my endorsement, but who in tn
n most gentlemanly manner expressed q will
y lingness to sell for cash, and he warmly ap
: proved Nv it. Go" sed he. land ct it will
r work ez 700 say and take them incuhusse
out Nv this country, think kin not onl
c promise 700 the coperashen NV the peopl
Nv the North, but also money enuf to pa
c yoor fares to the land nv yoor choice"
/ And he bust into teers.
l. swat are 700 weepin for?" sed /, aston
a ished.
;, "Those teer," sed he, "arc from Mexico.-
Y She hez endoored much, but her cup Nv wo
Il is not yet full"
/, This is the only hope Nv the Democrisy
The people hev bin brought face to fac
with slavery, and they smasht it. They he
=. bin brought face to face with niger equal
= ity, and they don't scare at it at all. The
wuz brought up before Southern sooperiori
ty, and they punctoored that. They tool
some rather extensive toors through tn
South, and somehow they came home wit
singleer idees, and wondered that they he
T. bin rooled so long hy sich emptiness. TIL
4 Booth speculashun didn't pay. for tho W
re shot Linkin we couldn't shoot Linkin
,e principles, and they remain to torcher u
< When he fell, Others slept forred and too
rs up the ark, and they hev bin carryin it rit
10 along. Johnson interposed the post offisi
is but they kicked 'em aside contemptousl
II Only by addishun kin We hope in the fuch'
D. to rool The sole Nv John Brown is ma
chin on, and ez far ez kin see, our pla