The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-06-06


sat until daybreak. while the fair one
snorcd away on the sofa. You can't
| bluff me. No, sir, ha! ha! guess not.
I would have been there yet IL the fel-
low had stayed.
4. If the old man has worldly wealth,
express a dislike to greenbacks, and Il
hankering after love in small house.
S. When you inquire If she will have
you, don't fall on your knces-its ride
ulous, besides being rough Oh trowsers.
Just take her hand, and speak out like
u man.
:. When you are engaged, don't go off
like an old jackass, and begin buying
teaspoons, wash-boilers and candies. 1t
is very unwise, and excites comment.
Why, recollect, was 80 glad that
went right Off and purchased baby
jumper and gum ring. II was a long
whiie ere those things were necessary,
and the baby Jumper had shrunk SO that
when we put the first Of the little Quills
into it, it suddenly jerked up, and came
frightfully near battcring the devoted
child's brains out against the ceiling,
while the gum ring, having been kept
in box with cockroach poison, threw
the baby into fits, and he Git was boy)
had spasms in the crib for four days.
8. Ifa girl refuse you, don't give it up,
but try it again. Because two negatives
make an affirmative in grammar, how
ever, don't consider yourself accepted
when girl jilts you twice. l asked one
female forty-one times, and ut last she
got to expect it whenever I came. ans!
sometimes would holler out "No" from
top of the stairs before got fairly in the
house.
8. Kiss all tho little children in the
house, even If they are dirty and dc
smear molasses candy in your hair. Let
the boy play horse with you, and make
fool of you generally. This always
works. It's trump card if you play il
. right.
10. And, finally, if there arc two sis.
ters, and the old one is jealous get some
one to choke her OFF while you go in for
the younger.
: did that once, and ~, I, get my
friends to ask the senior girl out every
evening; but she found me out, and
. used to arrange hair pins in the sof:
cushions before she went out, so that il
was extremely uncomfortable.
If any further information is wanted
send mo letter enclosing stamp (fifty
' ccnts) and will cheerfully give it gratis
Sailing EUTrERs--It is becoming
! very prevalent complaint, among butte
, dealers, that farmers are not carefu
enough rs to the kind and quantity o
! salt they use in preparing butter fo
: market. Some put in too much, other
hardly enough, while too many are care
less as to the quality of the article used
Ordinary barrel salt is reported to con
= tain so much lime AS to cause a soap,
texture to the butter, while lacking th'
, preservative power essential to goot
0 flavor and protracted keeping. An ex
l change states that the Ashton salt, i'm
' ported in sacks Of four bushels, combine
all the essentials necessary to the pre-
5 servation of butter-the salt costin,
I about one fourth moro than that com
= monty in nse. II pays well TO be partic
' ular in everything relating to butte
: manufacturing good article, clcanl,
|. made and properly put up being certain
: to rcmunerate the maker for all troubl,
! and expense by the enhanced price it i
, certain to bring in the market.
: pea.A weak solution Of salcratus, pref
|. ty strongly tinctured with alum, sprink
!, led over gooscberry bushes, is sure t.
| prevent mildcw. 50 says ere who ha
: experimental with it four years.
Cayenne pepper, mixed with fine roat
dust, sifted over young vines, will pre-
i vent their destruction by striped bugs
The same, mixed with a little sulphat,
of soda, and both mixed with mois
2 meal, will save young chickens from
G death by "gapes."
r The following is q good recipe 70
: making grating wax: "Six pounds ros
: in, one pound beeswax, one pint linsec,
c oil. Melt and work till it will swim il
water. The oil resists cold water ano
heat better than tallow.'
A saturated solution Of sulphate o
, iron (coppcras) in which to soak seeds
: and roots ofplants before putting in th'
!. ground, will protect them from all in
: sects. Wash trees that are affected ane
. it will rid them of their enemies.
1
t BITTERs VS.. LlQUORS.-At the May
$ term of the District Court in Webster
0 county, Judge d. d. Chase, in his charge
to the Grand Jury, called that body:
4 attention to lotteries and gift distribu
/ tions," declaring such schemes gam
c bling within the meaning Of the stat
! utcs; and then passed to the subject o
the liquor law, thus:
another specific charge l am roqnir-
: ed to make you, gentlemen, is to bring
9 to your notice the statute prohibiting
. the making or selling of intoxicating
k.& l>a hoc