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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31
THETAnY'l; EnTEWD.
..T-1SEINGToN AT MOUNT VERNON


The LADY's FRIEND announces for 1867, the fol-
lowing nogelets :--THE DEBARRY FoEruNE, by
Amanda Al. Douglas. onthor OF SIN Trust, ste
phen Dane" &c, a. DEAD MANS RULE, by Eliza
beth Prescott, author Of Chow A w oman Had
Her Way" &c; FLEEING FROM FATE. BY Louise
Chandler MoulEon, author Of .'Jano Clifford. -
''This, That and the Other" &c.
1t will give a SPLENDID DOUBLE PAGE FINELY
CoLoEED + ASHTON PLATG-engrayed on Stcel-in
every number.
1t Will give beautiful executed FANCY STEEL
ENGRAVING in every number.
1t will give a large ortment of WooD CUTs,
illustrating the Fashions, Fancy work, &C., i'll ev-
erv number. .s
1t will give popular piece Of Music worth the
cost OF the Magazine in itselt-in every number
1t Will give a copy OF the new and splendid Pre-
Mum STEEL Engraying-.W AsEISGTON ArMoUNT
VERNON 30 inches long by Il inches wide-to
every full $3.50 subscriber, and to every person
sending Club.
1t offers as Premiums large variety of Books,
WHEELER WILSON'S SEWING MACHINES. SILVER
PLATED TEA SETS, SPOONS, PGTCHERs, GOLD AND
SILVER WATCHES, CLOTHES WKlNGERs, CRoQUET.
APPiEToN,s CYcLoPEDIAs, &c.
YGsS~ 4 SPLENDID OFFER.-NeW subscribers who
subscribe for 1868 by the first Of November shall
receive the November and December numbers of
this year in addition, making IA months in ali
Those whosIbscribe by tie first Of December shall
receive the December number, making, 10 months
in all
TERMS.
copy. (and the large Premium Engraving) So so
copies, 90
. and one gr0tas ......,......S 90
s ........... and one GRATIS .............l2 GO
Cne copy each of LADY'S Friend and Posi-, 81 90
The gettei. up ofa Club will always receive a
copy of the PREMIUM ENGRAvING. Members o a
Club wishing the Premium Engraving must remit
One Dollar a.ctra.
rs Those DESTROYS of getting up Clubs or Pre-
MUM Lists, should enclose fifteen cents for sample
Magazine, containing the particulars
+ Address DEACON 4 PETERSON.
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More OF NEGRo CIVILIZATION AND RAD

More OF NEGRO CIVILIZATION AND RAD
IoAL DoINGs.--On Tuesday last, as soon as
it was discovered by the colored Loyal
Leaguers standing near the polls at Hern-
don Station, in Fairfax county, that Thos.
Williams, q we'll known respectable colorcd
blacksmith residing in that neighborhood,
had voted for Colonel Ball, the Conserva-
tive candidate for the Convention, party
was formed which started to intercept him
on his way home, and when itAo deputy
sheriff q the county and a posse, who
went to his relief, came up Wal 49,, 49,, g.,
drove of his assailants, he had been taken
from tie read and was being dragged
through the woods to neighboring rayine
by his infatuated captors, who, armed with
clubs, knives, and pistols were shouting,
/" kilIthed-d negro rebcl-!" Hang him.
''Shoot hiln"
The house Of, respectable colorea man
named Daniel Ford, who voted the Con-
serTative ticket in this city on Tuesday
last was surrounded last night by aamob OF
colored Loyal Leaguers, who threatened
him with Adjustment, and we're only driv-
zen away by his declaring that he would
xiii the first one who dared to enter his
premises. - Aleron17@d2 Glizctie. j i4-''s
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no CONSERVATIVES.

THE Rfy. EDWARD 4. WILSON will send
free of charge) to all who desire it, the prescrip-
ton with the directions for making and using the
affection and that dread disease Consumption His
only object is to benefit the afflicted and he hopes
every sufferer will try this prescription, it will
cost them nothing, and may provea blessing.
Please address
a REV. EDWARD A. WILSON,
+ No. 165 South End ST., Williamsburgh, N. Y. o
Nav Ply. .t esss.t I iaa4
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DEDICATION.

On the Sd Sunday Of November (proximo)
st. Stephens (new) Church, near Strasburg, in
this county, is (volene Dco) to be dedicated
Rev G. Il. Martin, and perhaps other German
reformed minis ers, and Rev j. E. Seneker.
and perhaps other Lutheran minister's will be
present. Divine; service will commence on
Saturday at the hour of ten, A. NJ. in the old
church, CT b Ii. WETZEL,
Oct Z! Evang Luth. Pastor
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A FFICTED RESTORED IGNORANCE EN-
n POSED! PALACES UNMASKED !!
Highly important bothsexcs, married or single,
in health or disease. DR.. LARMONT'S Paris
London and New y ork Medical adviser and Mar
rage Guide, S0th edition, 400 pages, nearly 100
Anatomical Illustrations, upon Mental and Ner-
vous Debility, Urinary Deposits and Impotency,
affections OF the Bladder, Kidneys, Genito-Urinary
Organs, and their consequences, and anatomy of
beth sexes! European hospital practicable Au-
tliors moral. legitimate and effectual method Of
preventing too rapid increase Of family ,-his une-
qualed Paris and London treatment, &c. Mailed
free for Sl50, closely sealed. 81.
All who would avoid The barbarous treatment
with Mercury, Copaiba injections, Cauterizations,
Quack Specifies, Antidotes andlnstruments, should
own this valuable work or consult the Doctor per
sonally or by letter, No. us broadway, N. York,
from 10 A. N. to 2. NJ. Post Office Box S44, \.
y, is all the address required. Consultation, Ad-
vice. and Medicine SIS, in all cases in advance.
ave concur with other papers in recommend
ing Dr. LARM0NT and his work. '-Coarier deS
Etas UAis Germandie Reform, Dispatch, Stats
Zeitunq: .Aaas Nedgca Reoicao, dc. H ~.
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vy7OODsToCK MALE ACADEMY.

JOHN. Fl. GRABILT., A. B.. Principal
The exercises of this School Will be resumed ON
the first Monday in September next. The Schplas-
tic year will be divided into two sessoRs-the first
commencing on the first Monday in September,
and closing the last Friday in January. The sec
end commencing on the following Monday and
closing on the 25th June.
Students will be charged from the time of en-
trance to the close of the session In all cases full
contingent fees viii be required.
TERMS PER SESSION.
Pfiaary.--Sralling, reading 4 writing 5 500
2nd Ctooa.- geography, Arithmetic, &c. 1000
1868. Intermediate, ................. 1880
Junloi, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 40.OU
Senior, ........................ 1000
Contingent Fee, ............... 80
sSEE CIRCULAR.
Board can be procured at very reasonable rates.
gess~ For particulars address the Principal.
Aug. 8, 1867
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IA ACRAM EN- TAI, MEE1,ING

viii be held IN tic Evangelical lutheran
Church in Woodstock on the second Sahbath in
Noyember, (lnth.) Preparatory services on SAT-
urday before at 400 clock. Meeting to commence
on Thursday evening before. Rev. J. l. Miller,
OF Staunton,r will be present. LEVI KELLER.
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ErlOrs of Youth.

A Gentleman who suffered for years from Ner-
vous Debility, Premature Decay, and ali the eff
feets Of youthful ndiscretion, will for the sake Of
suffering humanity, scnd,freel to all who need it,
the recipe and directions for making the simple
remedy by which he was cured. Sufferers wish
ing to profit by the advertisers experience, can do
so BY addressing, in perfect confidence. E..3.5;
JNO. B. OGDORN,
Oct 10, AZ Cedar ST. N V
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Y .ou're Wanted I! Look Here

Agents both male and female, wanted every
where to sell the Patent improved Ink Reservoir.
lby which from one TO two pages can be written
without replenishing with ink , and our Fancy
and Dry. Goods, tc. Can clear from SIS to $l0a
day. 40 capital required. Price 10 cents, with
an advertisement describing an article for sale in
our Dollar Purchasing Agency. Circulprs Sent
Free. s. ~ EASTMAN q KENDALL,
S. Hanover St., Boston, Mass.
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JAMES f, CLARK.
7 t O RN Ely A L LA Y

LUPAY PAGE COUNTY, Va,
DRAcrIcEs in the courts Of this and the adioin-
i ing counties. Will also attend to the procu
ring OF DISCHARGES for NsoEvENTs and the PROV
ing OF CREDIToRs' claims in the BANKRuprCY
courts of this District.
Proper attention given to the collection of
cams October 81. lSG7-tf
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DEE5E rg,EaN

The New Presbyteri1sn Church in Wood.
stock will be dedicated on SUNDAY THE
lITH NOVEMBER. &. Rev. F. BowMAN, D. D.,
OF Ga, Rev. SlLAs BILIISGs, and other minis
ters will be present. aart Tuot. "a.
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,LuRAY, PAGE County, Oct. q, 1867. .


Editors Shenandoah Herald:-The pnblica-
ton in your paper Of last week, of the vote
cast for. me, creates the impression that was
candidate; which was mot the fact "A NEE
ting was called here Of ssThe Citizens of Page
County," to nominate a suitable person, &C.
My name was before that meeting, and it could
b been brought before meeting Of no other
kind, in which distinctly declared that I was
no Partisan, no Radical 10 Democrat. Circum-
stances occurred then and there, to which
may be compelled hereafter 70 adyert, 1.-The
bare mention ofswhich might produce an un-
profitable controversy. My name was with
drawn, of course. The Radicals who voted fer
ne, did it, the presumption is, upon The prin-
eple which, / supported the stCongrcssional
81 kof reconstruction, as a necessity, an al
- g cheie .fsof evils. / will say no
Tese-lI cddldl Eay less, in justice to my
self: lAs my name has been brought before
the public, through your paper. without my
consen, humble individual though be, 1 beg
that ytlMill publish this note in your next
and .olige your friend, - lsa
WADE4W. ! HAMPTON.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

VIRGINIA, no WIZ: =
At rules held in the clerks office of the circuit
court of Shenandoah. for the isonth of October,
1867 Z; Elijah P1fer, &C., pltff's W. Adam Ru-
dolph's adn'rs, &C., detts-IN CHANcERy.,r .s
IThe object Of this suit is to secure settlement of
the ACCOUNT OF the Adm'rs OF Adam Rudolph,
decd and sale OF the real estate Of said Adam
Rudolph, decd.
1T appearing by satisfactory evidence thar the
| defendants, George Banks and Mary Barks
are not Inhabitants of this State-H as ordered,
That the said defendants do appear within one
month after due publication hereof, and do what
is necessary to protect their interest that copy
of this order bepublished in some newspaper prin-
ted III Woodstock once week for four successive
weeks. and copy posted at the front door of the
court house OF said county, the first day OF the
next county court. A copy-Teste,
WIN. SMITH ARTHUR, C. c. c. s. C
oct. 10-4w. Walton & Walton, p q. SIS.
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DIR. SchenEx's Mandrake Pills,
a SunsfiEute EoI EaE0anf.s

These Pills composed Of various roots, hav
ing the poyte4"to relax the secretions OF the liver
as promptly and o1Iecually as blue pill or mer
curry, and without producing any ofthose disagree
able or dangerous effects which often follow the
use Of The latter.
IN ali bilious disorders these Pills may be used
with confidence, as they promote the discharge Of
Initiated bile, and remove those ID fractions from
the liver and hillary ducts. which are tie cause Of
bilious affections in general.
sGERN CK'S MANDRAKE PILLS cure sick
headach, and all disorders OF the Liver, Indicate
by saow skin, coated tongue, costiveness, drow-
sincss, and general feeling Of WEAKNESS and las
situde showing that the liver is III a torpid or OBJ
structed condition.
In short these Pills may be used with adyan-
tage in all eases when a purgatlye Or alternative
medicine is required
Please ask for .'Dr. Schencb's Mandrake Pills"
and observe that the two ikencsses OF the Doctor
are On the Government stamp--one when in the
last stage Of Consumption, and the other in h is
present health.
hts per box. Principal 0 flee, No. Is North 9Th
street, Philadelphia, Pa.
General Wholesale Agents: Demas Barnes
{ Co., u Iarl; Row. New York S. S. Hance,
l08 Baltimore St, Baltimore, Nd; John d. Park,
y. Z. cor Of Fourth and Walnut St, Cincinnati,
Ohio; Walker & Taylor, 1874 1876 Wabash Avenue,
Chicago H.. Collins Brothers, Southwest corner
ofSecond and Vine SITS, St. Louis, Mo.
T4h & 5th W. ca. mo. VI;
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MARRIED.

On the oath, inst. by Rev. II. Wetzel, Mr.
HEZEKfAH BROOKS and MARY L. Nickel
VEI, botf Of this county.
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he Book Store.

HI n .-.--1, = ---.1-g-. ~ y
1T is a great addition to our town, this book
store; and Mr.. Bargelt' has made such arrange
ments that he can supply schools and the literary
public with any character of Books and stationa-.
ry; which, indeed is great convenience, when
we consider how we have always been compelled
TO send off by mail for anything out Of the usual
line of country stores. In addition to large sup
plvaof books. Statione ry &C., he has also a fine
collection of Portraits Of Southern General Off
GERS, and beautiful fancy pictures Mr.. B. invites
the public to call and examine his stock, and.
promises to sell at short profits. See his adver-
tisements elsewhere.
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S 2 ECIAL n TICES

4 WATCH FREE "A Silver p. Watch
"A Given Gratis to the purchaser of Every 100of
Kennedy 5 Mammoth Prize Stationery Packages
the Largest in the world { As an inducement to
have them introduced agents sell the packages
as tastas- they reach them ont 80 D oliars per
day can be made sure. We have agents that sell
on an average 1000 per week. Price per hundred
Is dollars. Retail at % cents. And a Watch in
sthe bargain that win retail for SIS more. For
full particulars Of Prize Package. and other sale
able: goods, address Z. MONROE KENNEDY,
Ger. 9Th and Wood ST. Pittsburgh. Pa. H.,
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very fine, just received
Z = - "A , and for sale by -,...e. ~
Oct Il BANNER & Bro.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

WE are receiving NEW GOODS every few
days-our stock will be we'll kept up
call and examine. BANNER & BRO.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

Deafness Cured. The Organic V;bra-
tor fits into the ear is not perceptbe, and ena-
bes deaf persons to hear distinctly at church and
at public assemblies. Send for particulars to Dr.
STILW ELL, No. As South 9th ST., Williamsburg,
New York
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

OUR Stock of TEAS will be found unusu-
W ally fne-call and examine them.
Oct "a DANNE8 81 RRO
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

A Treatise ON Deafness, Catarrh,
Consumption and Cancer. Their causes and means
of immediate relief and speedy cure, sent free.
Send for particulars to DR.. SfILW ELL, No. 40
South 9Th Street w iIlifiinsburg l. l. ..L..-.at
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

A0Qa AGENTS wanted, to sell Six New In
OOOO ventions, of great value to families
gpas AGENT. 1 bevd a MADE ges
Ephraim Brown, lowell, Mass. +
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90 GOFtIaNUt street. New I DIX;
Or to HOOE d WEDDERDURN,

q.
From Prof Charles Martin, Hamdcn Sidney Col
lege, Va, dated July LIST, 1867:
'"The Double Refined poudrette is operating
ike charm en- my crops, and attracting Univer
sal attention from all bchoders. / am already
satisfied that it is he-cheapest and surest renoya
tor OF our W0rln- cat soils"
.Inl, 49, iS6I-3m
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VXTANTED.-''-

vvyANrrEH 49, .f@6fs6 f-si
w 4" Good teams of two
or folti, horses tohaul lumber to Winchester those
engaging now will have the priviiege OF hauling
next winter. No excuse for idlenesS, but hook
right in. Address, 50 GILL 4 CO.. rs
Aug. |. r. 4ti Woodstock, Va.
1IlIsIEEN YEARS AGO Or. Louis Of Provi-
dence, K. l., discovered Remedies with which be
has cured hundreds Of cases of Paralysis Fits, and
all forms Of Nervous Diseases. Send two stamps
iol pa1nphlctand Certificate.
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LOUISA MULBACH's WORKS.


u LOUISA MULBACH'S WORKS.
Henry the Eighth and his Court:
Marie Ahtoinette and her Son; Il =
Joseph the Second and his Court;
Louisalof Prussia and her III nts; r
AT Bargelt's Cheap Book and Stationery Store.
: ENVELOPES from II to 25~cgnts per pack;
- Writing paper from Is 10 . cs pr quire
Nt Bargelt's Cheap Book and Stationery and
Watch and Jewelry Store, Woodstock, Va.
TOY BOOKS Of every variety and price,
At Bargelts Cheap Book and Stationery Store
PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS and LoCKETS,
u Very cheap, and the latest and best
Novels, at Bargelt's Book s. Stationary Store.
FANCY SOAP, Hair and Tooth Brushes,
Round Combs, Memorandum & Pass books,
States and Blank Books,
At Bargelts Cheap Store. Oct "a
NRUBER'S ALMANAC for 1868 and school
VI Books of all kinds at
BARGELT'S CHEAP BOOK s. STATIONERY
STORE, Woodstock. TOct II
WA Nrrx,Ts 500 bushels Corn, and
w "a ~ = Il IL 10000 Shingles by s.
Oct "a DANNER 4 BIO.
WE, are now receiving our second supply Of
w Il ......... N E W. G 90 D s. .........
Oct "A BANNER & BRO.
XNTE are receiving NEW GOODS every few
W days-our stock will be we'll kept up
call and examine. BANNER & BRO.
rrnD Arrn very fine, just received
Z = - "A y and for sale by -,..-,s. t.T
Oct "a DANNER & BRO. -
4 AUR Stock of TEAS will be found unusu-
W ally fine-call and examine them.
Oct "A DANNER s Bro.
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Wood. ',-,,.41. @.,. En-
4Weiwonld likefor those of our patrons who de
sign paying their subscription in wood, TO bring
on, ediateiy. Cold weather is chilling ourink,
and we are compelled to keep it in running con
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

MASONIC. -Cassia Lodge, No.
142, Fla. NJ, meets on the Cd and last Mon
days in each month, over the Male Academy
in Woodstock s j. III WILLIAMS, VI. ii.
S. c. WILLIAMS, Sec'y.
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: ENVELOPES from II to 25-cgnts per pack;
- Writing paper from Is TO . cts pr quire
1T Bargelt's Cheap Book and Stationery and
Watch and Jewelry Store, Woodstock, Va.
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TWO EARsNI:1L1--:.-css E. r & IT.I'EzI z. s s

lBONE DJST-,Ezio Lotsz 1T&nuGa curing
Go. have erected extensive mills and put in new
and expensive machinery. and are ready to supply
customers with rarrGH5ed ?1are article OF fne
Bone, that will drill perfectly we'll in machine,
at as low rate as coaser bone is sold at Also pure
F{oaa Of Bone, Warranted to analyse perfectly
pare. or safe. Samples sent on receipt OF
three cen STAMP. ~ t~--. i -i 9-+. ~
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X A few more good Agents Wanted for General
l.. G. Bakers "HIST0BY OF THE SECRET
Increased commission allowed and
greater inducements offered. Address, 2. GAR
RETT & CO., Box 2l7. Philadelphia, Pa.
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TOY BOOKS Of every variety and price,
At Bargelts Cheap Book and Stationery Store.
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for copying letters without the use Of either press
or water? Ii saves time; labor, and the expense
Of d copying press. For sale by all first class sta
oners, and at the office Of the ''Penn Manufacture
Ing Works. - 102 Chestnut St. PHILADELPHIA. Pa.
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October II first snow fell in the Valley.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1867-10-31

ESHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS and LoCKETs,
a Very cheap, and the latest and best
Novels, at Bargelt's Book s. Stationary Store.
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WIZ are now receiving our second supply Of
W IL ......... N E W. G 30 D S. .........
Oct "A BANNER & Bro.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1867-08-24

We once heard an old fellow, famous for his
tough yarns, tell the following. Ho was telling
what heavy wheat ho had seen:
MY father" said he, s'oncc had fold of
wheat, the heads of which were SO close to-
gcthcr that tho wild turkies, when they oamo
to cat it, could walk round on tho top of it
anywhere"
1t was suggested that the turkics must have
been small ones.
"No," continued ho, ''thcy were very large
ones ! shot one Of them one day, and when
took hold of his legs to carry him, his head
dragged in the snow behind mo-"
GA curious country you must have had to
have snow in harvest time" - &,
"Wcll, l declare" said he looking little
foolish, II reckon I've got part of two stories
mixed"
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1867-08-24

The followingsfronl a valuable manuscript
found in an antiauated bake oven, explains ti,s
origin of the manner in which printers are
generally paid ~ hs=1 81
"Skinfint ruler of fSqnash-heads, having call
ed tho chief officers to him, commanded them
thus:' 60 yc unto all my dominions and
command my people to gather their treasures
even to farthing, and pay all the;s debts even
unto tho very SMALL ST." l.. s.
The officers did as they were commanded
and, after a certain time. their ruler called
them again unto him, and demanded Of them
how we'll his orders had been obeyed.
ooh, mighty skinain" they replied -
"Your commands were heard throughout che
land, and fulfilled, for your people are obe-
diont"
Sand is every debt paid?"
"Yea, even unto the smallest"
"Are the merchant, the manufacturer, the
laborer paid 2" 1As8' N 81.
Gall paid" ~"
"Aro the tobacco and whiskey bills all SET
tied Z"
"Al, ALL" N:
"And have my people been provided, have
they laid up enough to feed their cats and
dogs?"
eyes, they have done even this"
"Weli, my people are worthy. Nov &c ye
unto them, and if there be anything left, tell
them to take it and PAY THE PRINTER.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1867-08-24

The LAST RESORT. An exchange says: A
lady of our acquaintance, young aud intclli-
gent, called on a celebrated physician to do
something" for rush of blood to tho head
"I have been, doctoring myself said the
languid fair one with smile, to the bluff
though kind NJ. D., while he was feeling her
pulse. "Why, have taken Brandreth's Pill,
Sands Sarsaparilla, Jaync's Expectorant,
"N1y Heavens madam" exclaimed the as
tonishcd doctor, call these do your complaint
no good p t
s,No ! then what shall take 2" pcttishly
inquired the patient.
"Takc!" exclaimed the doctor, cycling her
from head to foot-"takc " exclaimed he af-
ter moments reflection, "Why take off your
corscts !" .f. i,,
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1867-08-24

A good story is told us to how a "youne
man from tho country" with rather more
sharpness than visitors from the rural districts
arc wont to display in the Metropolis, got the
best of some modern jchus Having lady
with him, he took carriage at the depot;
upon reaching the hotel he alghtcd, and asked
tho price for the service
"Fivc dollars" said jchu.
Handing him a five dollar grccnback. tho
gentleman inquired
-".What is your numbcr?
-Four dollars" he answered.
"licrc are four dollars What is your nun.
bcrY
"Thrcc dollars" said the fellow, sulkily.
"llcro arc three. Your number, sir ?"
"Two dollars-little 'nutf too,' rcjoinod tho
driver.
'"rwo, then-hero they arc. What is your
numbcr?'
"Onc dollar, cap'n-onc dollarn do" re-
piled tho whip.
"Hero is your dollar" said our friend, ciyilly
-"all you arc entitled to. It's no consequence
as to your number now Good morning. !"
And the parties separated