The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-07-09

ne SDtcEn d - o. , 2ns are iu44 o.
. promise % Tips harvest % let your
. life be, golden to-day, and promising
{ more tomorrow.
DR.. HoInoss says thai easy crying
F.. widows take new husbands sooDesl;
there j. nothing like vet weather FOR
iransplsnting.
The nearest 10 Impeachment the
President bzs arrived were peaches a.
one dollar and ffty osnts each on the
sshooi snip.
The Shah Of Persia cannot travel
Oscauss the country caunOt support his
suite Of55, go persons sn route.
-"Artsmus ward in London i TO
h Issued This week by Carleton II IL
said 70 he foil of the best thiDgs Of the
great .'sboEmAn"
every day, and at last We can not break
Few men ge. their LIES labor ac-
eompiisbed without some heart aches.
New York city has a burdensome
tax bill Of 81, -, Go g for I6j7, against
SO, s5o,7s7 g last year.
The various Synods OF the Lutheran
Church in the United States are dis
cuEsing project Of union
-Rsmember that nothing ever comes
out as good az you hope, nor a. bad as
you fear.
"A great thinker has said that lego
;Isn Is an inlrnity fhat LeTpstualiy
grows upon man, Till at last ne can
not bear TO think Of anything bot him
self, nor even TO suppose that others
1t il proposed 70 hold Worlds
Convention Of Christian Associations"
in Paris, on the IIth Of August.
"A recent matrimonial advertise
msnt in d New YORK payer was for
husband 'hsving = Roman nose, with
strong religious tendeucies."
-Gziusbs Grow is proposed tor Vice
President He must grow larger int.
IL Greece and Rome are represent
I'd a. the French Exhibition, might not
EhsiT productions bs appropriately ar
ranged In "class sixzh asks poor old
Punch
The EsEspaPsr l. a sermon for the
tb08Ebsfol, Z library for ibs pt1oT, and
= SssssEaz soT sssgyE,o,1y. Lord Broagh-
2sLa salis1 Il -:Es hess pub!is instrue-
1gr.7
-Qssen yle.arss 1ss szp-4sd IL
PsF5s zad he probably arrived there
siFss3y. Her Tisit IL " ~ Esractly N
ely-, - The papsn and the authorities
VIII refrain from taking any n0:Ies of
her.
III EH@ QUITE Vi a hyAEEAIAy AyuE *
peFisucs ia matters and things Ia gen
general, We never knew man get "a
advantage in quarrel with boys, old
women, or newspapers.-PetersDUTg
EzpTess.
"A gentleman, speaking TO an Irish
man about the kitualists, said, why,
Pat, they are Papists." "POn my soWl
you're Out this time" said Pat, rbut
Leave Out the first letter, and that's
what they are-Apists."
A number OF men engaged in iron
shlpbuilding ia England have lost The
sight Of one OF their eyes from the iron
chips which ere constantly lying about
while they are al work.
Lord CoWIey asked the Hicawder
Of Japan II he Mas learning TO dance;
the Prince made the excellent reply: 81
have II great many other things 10 learn
before learning 70 dance"
"A New York paper says there is no
such thing As n cheated LsrIn.n The ed
itor cannot have heard The terms in
which fat people describe the present
weather.
"A FrenchmHn claims to have in
vented a machine by which human mo-
tires can he measured and ascsrtained
with mathematical exactneas.
The New York Herald complains
that II takes two hours and u half TO
send a telegraph dispatch from It's office
TO Union Square. The time OF dis
patches seems 70 vary inversely as the
distance.
"A farmer in Buxton, Me-, filled his
barn with hay in 1895, and II was not
entirely used mp until the present sea-
son. The remnant which was bright
and sweet, sold at high price.
lin consequence of the per capILd tax
at New York having been Increased TO
three dollars, Ahip owners are prepHr-
ing TO land emigrants elsew here, and
Eastern States 10 provide for the ext
gencies of the case.
"A man was committed in New York
on Saturday for painting curbstone nd
vertlsements on Broadway. he
thought the Judges ruling "hard on
him" because he had not been taught
TO regard city pavements as natural
scensry."
Operators in the Venango oil re-
gions are much annoyed by oil-well
thieves. They do not quite steal the
hole, but do good business in carry
Ing Off tools, derrIcks, and frequently
the casing out OF the wells.
"A stranger in New York allowed n
new made friend to measure his chest
In n bar.room, and shortly after found
he was lmmeeAurRbIS sold, when he
went to take his money from his brea 81
pocket and could not lind IL.
Theodore Tilton tells the following
story, and gives 1t an application in a
recent editorial:
when Col. Billy wilson's' resi-
ment OF New York roughs was quar-
tered at Tammany Hall, our friend, the
Rev. Robert n. Hatfield was introduced
by the Colonel TO hiE men in these
words Attention, boysl Here is re-
ti0f0us Clergyman who wants 70 speak
10 YOUTH
"a telegraphio construction corps in
Georgia recently laid, distributed and
set ive thousand four hundred poles,
Insulated them, and strung two hum
dred and three miles OF wire, In the
short space OF forty-seven working
days.
An enterprfsing merchant of Gin
cinnRu proposes 10 send wheat down
the hississippl to New Orleans and
thence To New York for half the ruling
rates, or for thirty cents a bnshel.
The Rev. W. NJ. Punshop. a Yves
leyan minister in England. undertook,
three years ago, to raise Gl0, 900 by leo.
turing, for the erection OF Wesleyan
chRpels at prominent watering places,
He has already paid In OF this sum
Ns,VOO.