The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1867-03-14

you SSu Auo soeuiuS VI 90 WooIo you ara
8 it 10 generally because you can d,
nothing.
l V. Realize that he who earns six-peuc,
per day more than he spends must Re
rica, while he who spend. six pence more
than he earns must become poor. This
is very hackneyed truth but We shall
never be done needing its repetiuon
Hundreds of thousands are not only
poor but wretched to-day. simply be.
cause they fail to comprehend or viii
not heed it. We Americans are not only
an extrasagant but ostentations people.
We habitually spend too much on our
stomsehs and our neighbors' eyes. We
are continually in hot water, not because
we cannot live in comfort on our means.
but because We persist in spending more
than We need or can afford. Our youth
sauander in extra food and drinks, in
frolic and dissipation. which does them
harm instead of good. the means which
should be the nest-egg Of their future
competence. When cares and children
cluster about them, they grumble at their
hard fortune; forgetful that they wasted
the years and the means which might
and should have saved them from pres
ent and future poverty.
All these are very trite, homely truths
All our boys have heard them again and
again but how many have laid them to
hea.t2 We assure G. G. s., and every
other youth, that each may become rich
If he will--that .to be or not to be"
rests entirely with himself; and that his,
very first lesson is to distrust and shun
by paths and short cuts, and keep straight
along the broad, obvious, beaten high
way.
With or without rubbers, everybody
is bound to go in over shoes.
Those branches of business are said to
be very healthy in which three fail where
one dies. ~ Iz az.f "a 3-A
There is some probability that the
Wisconsin Legislature will pass law to
prohibit liquor dealers from holding
office. ...-...s9e, e..~-1 .
~" u "a oSS uoS .O0l COIOHGQ CltlZen0 \
Did enough to vote. Three cases are
now pending before the Courts of that |
State which will decide whether they
ave the right to vote. go -
ans. :. we're nsdss .4lsssxsred in |
one in Baltimore. : u mn
SAL said one girl to another, \ am
so glad have no beau now! 5o
sWhv p aSl ad tho 0fhnr
'Oh, cause I can eat as many onions
as I please.
A Wisconsin woman lately tried to coli
lect $5,0 900 insurance money on log of
wood, which she had placed in q coffin
and buried as her husband, but the trick
was discovered.
How TO MAKE PARADIsE.-Buy An
acre or two of ground, fence it, build
neat cottage on it, marry IN angel in
hoops, balmoral stockings and jockey
hat take her to the cottage yourself,
abstain from all villainons drink live
upright before God and man, work for
your money. Do all this, and you will
have come as near gaining all the orig
inal happiness that has surviyed the fall
Of Adam as it is possible for ordinary
mortals. -rgeae.l sa4 i6sf
A Wisconsin Court has decided that
man has a right to ohastise his wife to
extent. Cowilide Whips are
now in great demand in that State, 90
much 80 that dealer in that refined sr.
ticle of household furniture in that re-
gion, anticipating run upon such
valuable family appendage, has tele
graphed to two friends in New York and
Philadelphia to buy up oil the cowhides
a.
ter at what cost, and send them ont to
him ..instanter'' by express Married
men in Wisconsin walk the streets tri-
um mphantly now, as we'll they may. s1sa
The FxkScH PrxE WooL-This Gu
rious novelty in manufacture, lately no. q
ticed among our patents, 10 said TO be
already in active manufacture and sale
in Paris. AS wadding it is recommend
ed as adding to those rsaaIIy demanded
in that article highly meslsciual qualities
for catarrh, bronchitis, core throat,
rheumatism, etc. As nattress stufing,
it is but half the price OF wool and hair.
and better still, its resinous principle
gets it the adherence Of bugs. As fan-
mel for all purposes, it peculiarly pro-
notes the functions Of the skin. The
etherated pine oil prepared at the. same
Tune - hlSnIS pHaiSeu - ~ .PPACSsaon
for incipient paralysis and apoplexy, re-
cent burns, worms, fits, ETC., ETC. @ g
Coop TEMpLARs-The evils Of intem.
perance are SO great in our country that
many Of the best men in Il, who enter
| tain various aud vastly different opinions
on almost every subject. are perfectly
agreed as to the necessity Of renewed
efforts 20 prevent those evils, and TO
remedy them where they exist How 10
accomplish this % desirable . work u .
/ question on which honest and zealous
persons differ. Various plans have been
tried, and much good has been accom-
plished by them, hut no enc has been ~
| successful n its friends hoped it would
be. The latest one, which seems to eo0~
bine the principal advantages Of AL Of
| them. in the or0anixation ar Iod1ea Of