The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1867-12-21


"a sndleas proiasloaa sss spallppsd abouk -
me snrs- one ofshsasma gnisosas n1r1s xu1uns
Il possible, to what sktsns ~ oasSsls. ef
these marvellous ernsmenss Of humsn skill Ass
held Al il is near ohrissmas, We think shs
,~erk iug psuas would b. slsh 40, lsanu Where
shsir purchases csn he nslds a M ~ szxsin
rAge, 90 va conqlrde r. eaEsr thet frst dry goods
store We come ID, and ask fof ID "a vsr,isemens
Tor the ARrockzt Well, hefs 4 a and going
direct % the desk We ask asls De : proprietor
~ srssI siA shat person With shs nsaksSn calop
whiskers is the man. b the reply. For the frst
time N ont lives We see the propriesy Or tbs
term tst No iehia seems more hke atsm's tail
split In two, with apiece Of newly shaved pig.
stuck between 4, than ansthing else We csn
lken itt6 But business IL business. you knct
20 We inquire uheeher he does not feel inclined
to adveresehis goods IN The Meehahics paper
Eyeing III monsnt he replies, = Well, sir, see
it Is an exceIisus shSdism-vtsy ssscsaIsns ID
deed, but the truth of the matter 10, we care
very little shout the pasronags of the working
elsuses---as the goods they purchase are Of the
cOmmonest Kind; while il is he richer style Of
goods, purchased b. the 1ealthy clauses that
.se care anything about adverisIags AID that
aan spoke the truth reader, though che money
expended by the wealthy clauses, 10 the pur-
chase Of gewgAws is obtaiAed from che toll aud
ingenuity Of she man who retrasss his steps
hOmewArd on Saturday night with just enough
in his pocket 70 maet the current expenses for
the ensuing week.
HlSTS TO Nxw BsalssSas ---At the last ses.
sion ofthe Legislature, = bin Incorporating the
"AsE" Printing Company Of Chicago ~as
passed. Nor Gioae fims ne pablic. wondered
when this.new aspirAn. for public supper. would
make ia bow to the fAithtul apd unterrffed
Democracy Of the west FOR n 'was known that
the incorporates intended starting . rival jour
nal 70 the TnfEs of this city. For a season we
say, people wondered but the whole matter was
forgotten, as il became evident chat for the
the article itself Butlass week matters took
definite shape, aud the " AGs Company vas
organized by the election of Messrs Worden
s Ca,dReld, respectively as President and Treas
ursr. Now as these Igentlemen are doubtless
wiling and anxious TO pat their best foot for
ward on this occasion, we propose 70 give them
a few words of kindly advice, IL they with TO
avoid the breakers which more than once have
threatened to engulph che Dearborn street es-
Enlistment.
In the first place, to make a good beginning.
get a couple Of terriers and chase every RAT out
Of their holes then fumigste the building.
[This action viii be Indispensable, because il is
between the contracting parties th't
AF W ordea turns 10 bis Job printing establish
ment a. stock, and that the same buildir will
be a-ed by the new company publishing
house EMPLOY NONE mr. UNION NEN. By so
doing you gain a two fold object, have the
paper set up in werkniaAlike manner. and OBJ
iain TIE good will Of the Typographical frster- /
nity-no mean privilege we assure you.
Again. Don't magnify every little .misunder-
standing between employers and employees, as
an act of riot and make it an excuse Tor de
nouucing workingmeR as vagabonds and incen,
u aflcS. DON'T Decome the AckspitttSs OF hac 4
Gales, Taicotts, Singers, and men Of shat class
Give both parties an equal hearing. and ies the
public know the merits Of both sides Of the
question. Don't publish the ex-parte statement
Of one class a. local news, and demand so cents
a fine for denial Of Islander by labor organ
ization. Don't urge the passage Of laws which
viii tend to their social and intellectual IN
provement, and subsequently denoance the law
as the production Of professional dems gogues,
when the same comes into operation.
Publish good, reliable, ably-edised Journal.
showing fear and favor to none have kinds
word for the downtrodden and oppressed, even If
their skin be little darker than your own; don't
indulge In bilingsgsse depend ON the justice of
your cause (if you have any, and the character ]
Of your argument rather than the eoafseness Of
your investives.
Follow these suggestions, and the probabilities
are that your Journal will become AM Aga Of
progress, blessing to yourselves spd the CON-
nianity at large. Neglect them aud yoa will
End to your sorrow, that the organ, no matter
Of yhatpa which incurs the disPleasure Of
The producing classes, is bound to go under, just
"a certainly as truth ana justice is destined to
triumph - eSanrs~ad- AInFession-
General Plan for Labor Reform Leas ses.
The following Is the Constitution Of the La