Arizona miner., 1867-09-14
THE "FAT CONTRIBUTOR" ON ACCI.
 DENTAL INSURANCE.


 The Breakneck Accident Insurance Com. | pany" wrote to the Fat Contributor" not | long since, to work up column or 50 of in | ducements for people to take out policies. l. This is the way he did it:
 Everybody should get insured against ac- cident- No matter if you belong to one of the " best of families "-accdents will hap pen in them.
 Get policy. Tue old proyerb says " hon esty is the best policy" but tbat was before the Accident Insurance Company started. 1 Now the best policy Is policy in the Break neck"
 | The other day n man in Chicago fell out of . fourth story window. He had no insurance and consequently was killed Another man on the same day fell out with his wife. He was insured in the Brcakneck,' and is ready 10 fail out again.
 woman driving a spirited horse in St. Louis was run away with. Being insured against accidents, she wasn't alarmed bit stopped the horse and came back safe. Her policy running out, she neglected tO renew it. shortly after she was run away with again. Her husbands partner ran away with her thi. time, and she hasn't come back yet Don't fail Go renew your policy, particularly if it is in the " Breakneck" Al Dubuque, Iowa, man was kicked by a horse. The horse wasn't Insured and got kicked back
 . rear fafi-, Ny, man while engaged run ming circular saw mad ms arms taken off . They consisted Of a cavalry sabre and dou- . be barreicd shot gun. Toe man who carried them on had au accident insurance and be , hasn't been caught get.
 In Philadelphia man fell from the scaf . fold and bruke bis neck. II be had been in , surcd in the Breakneck' hi. sentence ' might have been oommutcd ts imffi.yu- - ment for !ile." Why gili men neglect these
 thiug-
 !. Our agent at Penn Tan. New York. writes {:
 One oi our neighbour whom had -ohcited
 Co take policy iaugLed at mc Or thinking hc could Bot take care of himself The very
 next day Ae feli from tue roof of his hou-e.
 and wasn't hurt bit d ln tica. New York, a man accidentally
 got married. Being insured in tbe Break
 neck, be will receive Sl5 week until be s rcCOycrs.
 i < uan Was sentenced t0 solitary confne- I men; fpr iifc in the Michigan State Prisoa.
 Policy in thc Brcakueck.r SIS a week as
 bong a- be is confined to h.. room.
 < gray headed oii man Sa. insured in the .s ' Bnalucrk" Tle sery next day De b0nchi D bottle oi lair dye-aDd dyed. Ills fami. y received a handsome sum ou thc blackboard
 Two cattle drotcrs startcd with drove ol
 cattle to Neg Aur%. Gi-@ Asri g fsisry and
 thc other had none Taere w&s a clllissiou -n aud tie oue who had poliry wasn't burt
 hit--and tiIr other wasn't rither Insure ii
 the " Brcakneci-'
 Near Portland. Maine. poor man fell iron
 lon and broke li. neck He received bi
 insurance, 1,up0. witi a a.cl De- vac euai.ei
 Co set liuse.f up in lusinc's, aud is nos Go ' ing weii
 Our agent at Clesrisnd. Ohio. wrifes. " lnmbcr h0r-c ran away wi,h bob-taiie '. wagon ss'i ;irped the street oyer on c. small woman and si1 elderly children Tb ," hor-e began Co cry and the wagon bicd fred
 ly at t.lr ne-c. lut othe-sfsc iac street -e doing rcM No insurance" boiler exploded at Memphis, blow in i' thc engineer into the air quite out of sight iIc wili receive Sl3 a day garl hc come !" doan again
 .k < boz driver u Mount Sterling. Kcntucky '' was very much hlst hy ial,-lall to pork F' No insurance.
 'h man ran away from TitrhEelA. n!is55s to avy.i paying hi, dehts. He le!t a tam.l .- lnsi helas =A!e ;a take them vitl him. N D usurancc.
 .n m4a accidentally fc,i from steamer a
 Kew j5rigsFs into tun TiFcy A he wAs slnk
 ing the Jbiri timc he suddenly rccullecte [, that Li- pa.iry in ibe Brcakneck had e, 4 pired ila i.en swam asborc, sought cut th o' agent and renewed liis policy, and ium-d n ately rctufiaca to tde ryer and sank tho thir ii, tlfue in a serene and tranquil manner. ii
 sure heiarr voH are in suF-lr y X fellow tank drluk uf wAiskcy at a sl .c boa in Cincinnati. suddenly reco,lcctiu d- that be- had DO iusarance. be isilEnediAie en took an cuetic, and then took out poiie 'i- ia the RFt@ksseck.a lie h9W takes on drinks vlth impuaity if mpunity treats.