The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-05-16

0D0uE 440 4xAC1E< ~ yUUu8 Uo0ul
man In Hannibal, Missouri, membe
Of one Of the temperance societies In tn
absence Of the regular chaplain wa
called upon TO act pro tenn. When i
the middle Of his prayer, which We
a sss% h. .n bend; &c 1Bs
found the card.,' he stopped 10 pick n
ths fallen card, and through some mis-
chance, got hold OF the wrong paper
and stlslehtened himself, and aRel
slongating his fAos to Methodist proper
lions, and assuming the eancety o.
Art o. 22ekeEl rs r. e so0Ss e ~
s. - = ssnfossa bin
co. lEt1sVe 81 the wrong card
Amen" After this business went or
q usual.
Nor @ FAsr.-The Davenport Ga
ectse man has seen lady on the street
dressed ln . sensible manner and forth
with halls Il q . hopeful sign that Ia
dies generally will adopt sensible style
Of droM. Lay not that fiattering unc-
uoDu>QRoQr soul Women Are a1aves g
IL Ard fanhion permita nothing
se& II womaam u attire Long drag.
6S1kfftN everlasting hoops, pile on
the back of the head larger than the
head itself, have no sense in them, and
yet they are submitted to because Mad
am Demorest, or some other tyrant who
wishes to make money from her slaves,
says they must. With all the glorious
qualit ein wsalsavthey ere great fools
in dresAa Nov don't be wrathy ladies
for4hOsOis not one Of you bat that will
~,vI~n IN hn
We do think our Western ladies might
break loose from these chains, fling
them in the faces of their tyrants and
dress like human IN we'll rs humane
beings.
PREsENTIMENT.-Ar emarkable case
Of presentiment occurred in this city a
few days since. While seated at her
breakfast table, Mrs. A J Reeves, wife
of lawyer Reeves, became suddenly over
whelmed with sorrow, and commenced
shedding tears, as though some very Sc
rious loss had been realizsd--a dear rela-
tive taken away. Her husband inquired
the cause Of her feelings and agitation,
and said that It seemed to her as though
some terrible accident had happened to
a dear sister of hers. Though this sud-
den emotion partially passed off with
the first impression made upon her mind
still she remained melancholy for day
or two, not being able to free herself from
the fearful foreboding, when Rochester
N. Y, paper was received, which gave
an account Of her sisters being run over
by The cars and having both Of her legs
cut of, on the very morning of her sad
presentiment.-Grand Rapids (Mich.)
Dc"'ocrG 1Ih1 11ET#
A Scriptural student, who has just
heard Of the Russian treaty, says Uncle
Sam is like the prodigal son, because he
is wasting his substance In d fur coun-
try.
A young fellow whose better half had
just presented him with a pair of bounc-
ing twins, attended church one Sunday.
During the discourse, the clergyman
looked right at our innocent friend and
said, In tone of thrilling eloquence;
"Young man, you have an important
responsibility thrust upon YOU" The
newly fledged dad, supposing the
preacher alluded to his peculiar home
event, considerably startled the audi
ence by exclaiming, "Yes, have two
Of them."
Have your cabbages tender hearts?"
asked woman of costermOnger.
''They cant haveanything else, mar m, I"
was the reply, .'for they have been with
me crying about the streets all the morn
ing"
Josh Killings says that there is one
cold, blue, lean kiss, that always makes
him shiver to see. 1.-TWO persons (ov
the female persuasion,) who have wit
messed a crate many more younger ant
more pulpy daze, meet in some public
place, and not having saw each other TO
twenty -four hours, tina kiss immegiate
ly-then they tork about the weathe
and the young man who preached yes
tcrday, and tina kiss immcgiately, ant
then tina blush and larf at what tina sa,
to each other, and kiss again immegi
.ately This kind of kissing olways put
ME in mind ov tew old flints trying
strike fire.,
nA- The Massachusetts, shoe manufac
.turers have noticed curious difierenC
in the feet of the ladies of the varior
sections, which is thus stated. The so,
thern ladies wear boots cut very high
the instep; the ladies of California an
the Western States require broad, wild
boot, while for the trade of our Ne
England cities livery narrow, delicat'
shaped boot is required Nature is Yer
accommodating The slender, Mario
boot is made necessary by the peculiarit
OF the streets Of Boston. Two pairs
ordinarily wide feet would blockade an