The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-04

the other day performed trick which
it has paralyzed everybody with Won
der. took q tureen of Treasury soup
and held it out at arms length, and at
the same time repeatedly turned myself
inside and outside of my roundabout
without spillin drop of the soup or
damagin of myself bit, or maxim the
slightest wrinkle in my coat. (Between
us, | had that ere garment made very
loose, and split under the sleeves so as
to turn casy.) l am very funny Teller,
sometimes, am.
The other day made tableau of
myself. You'd Oughter seen me. 1t
was q very amusin thing. Iwasa stan
in in front of the Wigwam a countin of
the pennies which had made by sell
liu newspapers-for there is one paper
which l gifts for nothin and of which l
sells several copies daily TO teilers who
write for it and Veteran Srcenles-as
was s"sih' ""o
pennies which hao MACE anu was ="
s'ahoin win III! i"c' " 'n0 We ""'
ooor 50 'n"' 'o o'i',i Dos '.aa '.1a
s'Sh' vi n'0 ''''' pay W..
Si'o''i' 1 ''U - upa,y
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'"s1 nv ,,. 80 o.,-au ..Ioo,. - t,or,
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~ W aoIa;J, "vcIl, s,vs
~ ;n., - low, and c,c.p
,'' 49,, coIirS+ drors
AVN ; I..1;, or u,,or I
,, ..I ,.o,o1 vary welI-o
.,'I.,,;,1 ,ro aud +horIfslt = kick
- :, /, - -, .tiiI Lotion Oh Tbod
nan sno .1,yoys wears souarc-tocd
ia nIor+, ,e, firm and for
''' ~ =, H. I'LL. ,ou.,frI stror..
...,,aI-,,,I,1, 1rl,vf5no,I ne nrctepds
nI, TIL II. emiIcs hIapdIv
' ,.I,,.:,,. ~ .1,o ,h;1o only IooI,ip,
1,,,,.., ooo,s;or,Ilv and p;ntjn out with
n,a ,,oo.nli,r ,nots tbot needed
''''' 1;d,:t .r,, orouud.
-, o,,,,lo or
'''''' ~ lain
o"''e'H '''''' i''i'' ,n,
Ill lily o""f' D"!' 81
at III! Do"'s' No"' 'N''
the numerous "o""Io i''N''',o' ''''
possesses, cast iooN ',''M ",.'' Ct"
the hr"gahs 'ha' was "' ''''' VIM. "
Piaylh ike INC ""iN'n o'"'''
ferry-hoat' III IN ''ls'"n pi'' ~
that sumthih must nc ol". ~" "''
please TO remember 'laV oi'' h"'' 4't
stood square PENN" me- p'""7"
away Ike mad "i.n'"' s'opr," =,
final p"iishih OH INC hii'' VI 'i'' 'N'o''
lndivld,l s'ihooi''i'"'co"s,s 49," w
eratiohS Oh lhe S''i'"o''' VI "u 90,
IN both pairs OIL ooo'S ~ o''o ANU inc
same time. Nhat mate thiS ica'
more remarkable Is the 1act that VIA
Thad never stopped MS hlchlh
Genlmen, thank you Tor the hickeis'
and in return Will perform se'erai OIL
my most amooSin tricks. You see me
hold myself out at arms length by the
slack of the trousers. That's nothln'
It's much easier TO DO that thah SCH 'i'o
Times You see me lo"A''' lour ways 1T
onst' lhal one Vi MY oN""'l'''''"
tricks. VIII al! gem man w s''''
, enough to Kick me- IKE 10 pe N'ehe"'
1t hurts, but Ike II. 10" perceive
genl'men, that klckin doesn't ahect me-
, makes no complaints Even Wheh
am kicked the worStcSt, Kin smile anu
, smile, and be Little Villain.
This way, gcnl'men, 10 inc Pa'tioch
and secrctariai department. here
where | writes my letters and commoo'
f nicashuns. I'm u very literary boy
I've wrote good deal. I've wrote
, good many ietters-l wish couia gel
some of 'em back. rant fa'r Tor one
feller to keep another feliers letters
and make the other fcIier lick his boots
for fear of havin' them docymehts en-
, posed-tain't fair, is ii :?
+ CapImcp 7 make no COMPLAINTS. /
-, D.. A.. ,,.,,
Ike 10 ne kithtu. Dut tHde gym i'""
who just now stabbed me with sch I'M
common force hadn't oncht 10 nut brad
.,",,:,,.och;,h - ho hod,,,
avis III ''e p."'S Vi ms "'"'' "".n V
Gcnl'men, In very fohd OF inc the-
aytrc. think I'd be good actor my
self Kact is. I'm RELY heavy in pri.
r,.o thootr;c,ls yop onpbtcr see m,
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