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Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1867-08-17

.EXTRACTS of Lemon and Vanilla, Mt
H SwIFrS DRUG STORE.
Sozodont, - Bay Rum,
Cocoaine, H'dk'f Extracts,
Cocoa Cream, COlognes.
Oriental Cream, Pomades,
KathaIion, Mrs Aliens Dressing,
Alisma, Halls Renewer,
Chaussiers Empress, knights Restorer,
Cercasian Hair Oil, Clocks RestOrer,
Mrs Aliens Restorer, Butchers Dye,
Rings Ambrosia, Matthew'S Dye,
Cllristodoros Dye at SWlFTS.
Brown Sugars, Green Tea,
Coffee Sugars. Black Tea,
Crushed Sugars, Japan Tea,
at SWIFTS.
50 h. kegs Lead, / !b. kegs Lead, .-
Ground Zinc Dry Zinc, a
BUY YOUR LINSEED OIL AND PAINTS,
French Ochre, Whiting,
Putty, Farnishes,
.- Vermillion, Green Colors,
Boiled Oil, Japan Dryer.
Carbon Oil, Candles,
Chloride Lime, Bath Brick,
Stove Blacking, Shoe Backing,
Clothes Pins, Box Blueing,
Starch, Indigo,
AT SwIFTS DRUG STORE.
Ashtabula, June sth, 1861. $40
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MAGNOLIA WkTER-A delightful toilet article-superi
or to Cologne and at half the price,

KINGsvnLE AcADExY.-The Fall term of this school
will commence Tuesday, August 20 1861, under the
joint principalshp Of A. JUDsoH BARRETT, A. NJ and
STEPHEN p. BARNETT A. NJ assisted by competent
board of tried and experienced teachers We learn from
Prof Barrett that the poets for full term
er better than The uniform OF this Acade
my well merted and is the very natural result of faith
fness and ability in the Professor and his assistants
and the pride and interest the people feel in its welfare
Let other schools learn lesson from this fact. 3
DR. STRICKLAND: Having used your Anti Cholera Mix
ture during the cholera epidemic here last and
induced others to do the in that had all the
cholera symptoms, IN every IT promptly checked
he disease. believe its the best remedy known for
cholera and diarrha of every FORM and advise those
afflicted to try it. W. BARBER of the firm of Barber
Choate & Naber.. Cincinnati. - 4t9iS
4 STIMULATING ToNIo-LIFE BIrTERs.-Good Health
is blessing: The way to enjoy such is TO take
wine glass full Of STRICKLANDs LIFE BITTEras
three times day. They create good appetite; they
strengthen the stomach they habitna Constia-
ton and Headache: they make the old feel
young you wish long life and good health use Strck
lands Life Btters For sale in bottles by Druggists
and by the drink all saloons and groceries. eO5
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L. MUNSON'S
UPPORTING TR IS.
THE subscriber wishes to bring before
Il the public his
PATENT DOUBLE AND SINGLE SUP
DORTTNG TRT1SS

lhOOCs
recently invented that found the end Of such
an instrument completely than anything hereto
fore introduced 1t is heartily commended BY phys-
cians to their patients affected with hernia rupture
has the that it will be found blessing to
those suffering from this complaint From among his
friends who have used the Truss he has been favored
with the most cheerful and unquahned TESTIMONIALS,
few Of which appended which wi perhaps, be some
Saybrook O., Jan. 1st 1861.
This is certify that am using Of L. Munson's
Trusses, and do consider it the best in use.
DAVID MoRELAND.
Geneva, o. JAM l. 1851
This is to certify that using OF L. Munson's
Trusses and do consider it the best in Double
or Single Truss or Supporter. HEsBx BROWN
l. LMuNsoN-SR.-I have worn one Of your double,
selfsdjusting Tsses for three past and find 1t to
be the best Truss In Previous to usiug have
can do all kinds of work without suffering any in
convenience from my rupture JOHN PIERCE.
Kjnsmsp. TrumbuI Co., o., Nav o. 1851
Mr.. L. MUNsoN,-DEAR SIR-This may certify that
have been afflicted with Hernia for the most of the last
hye years, making necessary for me TO wear Truss
constantly and having tried several dercn Mt kinds,
most cheeTRlly say that find the manufactured by
You to be the most comfortable convenient and easily
SD GALrIs-
Saybrook Ohio April I, 1867
do hereby certify that have used Of Munson
Steel Trusses for two past having previously used
one Of Dr. Stephensons MalIeabIe Tnsses which was
considered superior article and after having seen var
1oos other kinds, say without hesitation tnat on
account Of its ghtness easy adaptabity and ready ad
stment IN every position Of the wearer Mr. L. MCnsons
Truss far superior to any of which 1baye any knowi
edge. n: PANcosr.
Saybrook. Ohio, june 1861. 30
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MARRIED.

In Trumbul on the Sd inst. by Ulysses D.
Kellogg, Esq John Brown 10 Mrs. Olive Brain
ard, both of Trumbull.
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The Glory of Man is Strength.-Therefore
the nervous and debtated should Immediately use HELM
Ir.s FL lf-rR
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TERRIFIC ONSLAUGHT.-Now is the sea
sonfot those huge black 0f flies that torment
man and Beast.
DUTCHEB'S LIGHTNING FLY-KILLER
viii make clean sweep of fhenl-every sbect Will kill
quart Beware OF bogus limitations, which say
sust good There Is nothing at all comparable with
IT Sold everywhere. Price six cents. 4t9l7
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HAskElL's COLUMN.

{ IOITON YARN, Bats, &c.-The
.t;.s aosenoers have just cseelved supply Of these
Iees, tnat SO many OF them customers have been so
ty D W RASRTI A1I ~ goSo . rSS Saal-
Ashtabula- March 20, 1851. AA'hAA- q oOA
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Dr. J. SKILLIN HOUGHTON.
q1Sy 'IrrE Howard Association, Phi hiladelpha.

VALUABLE MEDIcrSE-Dr. Poiand's White Pine
Compound advertised in our columns, is successful at
tempt to combine and apply the medicinal virtues of the
white pine bark It has been thoroughly tested by peo
pie in this city and vicinity and the proprietor has tes
tinufals to its yalne to persons well known to our
citizens. Werecommend its trial In all those OF
diseases to which is adapted 1t is for sale by all
druggists. See adv-Ladef,eHdeat. 9fs-
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Shattered Constitutions Restored by the use
Of HELMBOLp's EUTRACT BUCHU.
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MINERAL WATERS.

THE undersigned has just received q
Il large consignment of Water from all the celebra
ted Springs of Saratoga, and supply dealers and
families throughout the county with the same by the
CASE dozen. or In single bottles.
Persons who have used these waters or who
not Informed in regard to their medicinal virtues are in
vited to call and obtain circnlars III
GEO. WILLARD.
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The Healing Pool and House of Mercy. Howard
Association Reports for Young Men, the Crime of
Solitude and the Errors Abuses and Diseases which
destroy manly powers and create mpediments to mar
rage with means Of relief Sent in sealed letter
envelopes, free Of charge. Address
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Two DoIlars a Year rInvarIabIyI Iu ADVANCE
Blanks era1i kinds for sale at this Office.
BY JAMES REEl

Local & Miscellaneous.
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SPECIAL NOTICES,

Blades Euphonial Labricators area me
dicnal preparation In the form of Lozerge and
,iveFsally Considered themost essozt tcaai znd
uenient remedy in use sOr Hodrseness Coughs, Colds
lCrvstp, Catarrh, 4stsa Br0nehiis, Diperid ahd al
Pulmonary C0fnpLdi.ts They sOarrantea to gfye
quicker and lasting benefit in the above affections
than other remedy also 10 contain no deietefOus
ingredient and not to offend the weakest and most sen
sitive stomach
BLADES CONSTITUTION PILLS called be-
cause OF their peculiar direct and efficient effect upon
tht Liver Stomach Blood and Nervous System For in
activity of the Liver the stomach In arrangement
Dyspepsia they viii delight the patient in their mild
end efficient effect especially from long continued IN
digestion and costiveness they left with periodical
return ofthe Sick headache. In case OF severe cold
rodreing chill and fever you break very by
using the pills as per directions with each box.
49, ~ J. b. BLADES CO., Props, Elmira, n. !.
For saie by q. A. HRNDRY. andc. K. SWIFT, Ashta-
baia, Ohio. E=s ~ r -g- s7eDfs-NAB1
Hairs Hair Renewcr Is the best preparation
extant for restoring gray hair it's original color pre-
venting its falling out and promoting It's growth 1t
also beautiful hair dressing For sale by all
Sep. z. P. HALL 8 Co. Nashua, n H., Proprietors
= President Johnsonin swinging around the cir
Gle left very different impression on the public mind
than does the most celebrated doctor who has visited
Ashtabula regular every eight weeks for the last
years Dr. Msttocks viii be at the Fisk house on We'd
iesday asd Thursday August ID ard Ia Those afflicted
with chronic diseases would do well to call and him.
AlIcock,s Porus PIasters.-Best strengthen
ing plaster In the world Acock's Pous Plastcrr
solve and assuage pain by calling forth the acrd humors
from parts internal to the skin general circulation
thus In many cases. positively evaporang the disease
JAMES LULL, NJ. d.
There is nothing equal in the way Of plaster to the po
rus plaster Mr. AsIlock Everything is pleasant about
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atas and you will get full weight and best goods.
,z"To6e or not tode-that's The question
Whether to suffer with mental anguish
Feverish lips, racking pains, dyspeptic aGoncs
And nameless bodily suffering;
Orwhether, with sudden dash,
Seize bottle of PLANTATION BITrEBs, .-
And as Gunther swears, be myself a man again
Gunther said my eyes were sallow,
My vissage haggard, my breath tremendous bad
My disposition troublesome fact,
He gently limited was fast becoming
Quite a nuisance. s.
-Four bottles now beneath my vest have disappeared
My food has relish, my appetite is keen,
My step elastic, my mind brilliant, and
Nine pounds avoirdupois, is added TO my weight.
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SODA WATERt

The undersigned is prepared to furnish our citi-
izeus with pure Soda water, manufactured upon the
most scientific principles, and drawn from
Mathews Celebrated Fountains.
Warranted equal to any In the United States.
Those in of this cool and healthy beyer
hereby notified that 1t can be obtained at all
sOnabc hours.
Ashtabula, June 81, 1861. GEO. WILLARD.
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@ SOMETHING NEW
SARATOGA WATER ON DRAFT
Saratoga Water can be obtained Of the Undersigned
COOL AND PURE
- from the
FOUNTAIN,
and just agreeable and refreshing obtaned the
springs For sale by the glass or In larger quantities
GEO. WILLARD.
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Manhood and Youthful Vigor are regained
bY HELMRoLD's EXTRACT BUCHU.
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We wish to call particular attention to Seward and
Bentleys Constitution Bitters, advertised in paper
this week Their bters said to be the finest tonic
aad agreeable stmulant for the weak and delicate
of any biters heretofore in They have been used
In many localities with the most gratifying results and
highly recommended by physicians for the prevent
ion offevers fever and ague and all maarious diseases
They healthy appetite and strengthen the whole
system We glad to have them Introduced in this
section and hope they will take the place of all poison
Gus compounds heretofore palmed off the invalid
bitters From what have heard said of them by
who ought to know, satisfied that a fair trial will
convince all that they representeda superior
dicnal preparation.
For cough use Stewards Cough Cure
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: :, HaIi,s Hair Renewcf Is the best preparation
exsnt for restoring gray hair to it's original color pre-
venting its falling out and promoting It's growth 1t is
also beautiful hair dressing For sale by a druggists
Sep. q. p HALL & CO., Nashua, N a., Propretors
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DIED.

Announcements free; Commendatorv Notices. half IA
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'MEncHASrs-Are you willing to buy certain number
Of pounds of aeratus and only get many papers con-
tanning only II IS ounces' Buy Best Chemical Sdi
atus and you will get full weight and best goods.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-08-01
ANNOYING AND LAUGHABLE
ACCIDENT.
A Young Lady Falls Through q
Buggy.

Il
Buggy.
From the Louisville Courier July -
One of those annoying, yet ludicrous ac-
cidents. which will happen In the best oil
families. occurred on Sunday, Lot over a
thousand miles from this city. a dry
goods clerk had an engagement to take bis
love out buggy riding. Early in the
morning he appeared before her fathers
door with one of those spider-like vehi-
cles which are probably constructed with
view of ascertaining how light buggy
can be made, and at the same time be SER
vceable.
The lady is sweet sixteen, beautiful;
and just little bit of what is termed
fast" She is full of life, fun and frollc,
and is decidedly enaJonpoint, weighing
about 40 pounds. As the young gentle
man drove up, his lady love was standing
on the top step at the front door with her
venerable father, who had his gold specs
elevated on his forehead, in order to get a
distant view of his future son-in-law.
Adonis jumped out of the buggy, pre-
paratory to assisting the young lady in:
but she suddenly took one of those strange
freaks to which the dear sex are all sub
ject. The buggy was stationed about four
feet from the steps, and considerably be-
low the step upon which stood the young
lady. She probably wanted to convince
her lover that she was not clumsy if she
was fat, and thought that this would be a
good time to show her agility. Be that as
it may, she gave jump and landed in the
center of the buggy If she had stopped
there, all would have been well, but alas
the thin boards of the bottom of the bug
gy, unable to stand the pressure gave way,
and the young lady continued her descent.
There was piercing scream; plung-
inc horse with young man holding to
him bundle of muslin in the buggy and
two little gaiter boots pointing to within
six inches of the ground under it. Pater
familias rushed to the rescue aud detached
the horse from the buggy. He then got
up on one side, young man on the other,
and they attempted to raise the young Ia
dy up. go, stop, STOP! you are killing
me- she cried. The boards had broken
in the center, and the long, sharp splint
ers extended downwards, and when they
attempted to raise the young lady out O.
her predicament these sharp splinter
would catch her le-pshaw! Did you eve
see wire mouse trap? If not, go and ge
one, stick your finger through the entrance
funnel and try to pull it out. You viii
then understand the sad fix that our youne
lady was in on Sunday morning.
The old man comprehendea the situa
ton in moment. He told the young
man to get down and break the splinter
off. Young lady screamed go, don't,
and young man wouldn't At this stag,
of the proceeding practical neighbol
come up with Ratchet, and the young
lady was soon extricated from her unpeas.
ant situation, and disappeared behind the
front door,
We don't know whether the young LADY
sustained any serious injury or not, and
we are not going to ask any questions Of
the yOuDO man
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-08-01
TIE GOAT AND TIE MIRRoR.-A

THE GOAT AND THE MIRRoR-A few
days since, family had occasion to move
to South Mississippi street. The direct
line of travel from the old to the new
house was through Louisiana street, past
the stables of the Street Railway Compa-
ny. The lady had large mirror which
she concluded to carry in her hands, to in
sure against accidents. Just opposite the
stables before mentioned, something in the
street attracted her attention, and she
stopped to look at it, resting one end of
the mirror on the curb stone. a small
goat of the male persuasion, loafs around
the stables, wasting his sweetness on the
surrounding neighborhood, and having fe-
rocious cOmbats with hogs, dogs and small
boys William was daintily nbbling at a
bundle of hay in the doorway Of the sta
BILE, when to his amazement he saw what
he took tC be another goat, saucily sha-
king his horns at him. No one ever
doubted Billy's courage, though his discre-
ton has been repeatedly called in ques-
ton. Considering it a challenge, he gath
cred himself on his hind feet, and emitting
Il sharp, savage ma-a-t, he SpranS into the
air as if shot from catapult, and dashed,
head, horns, body and tail, through the
mirror. There was frightened scream,
mingled with the sound of shivered glass.
and the woman stood amid the wreck of
her pet looking glass. But Billy's blood
was up. As she stopped to save the pie
ces, he "bucked" her over, and repeated
the operation as often as she tried to get
up, until some of the stable men took him
off.
The next day the outraged and insulted
woman called on Harry Catherwood, rep
resented what his "nasty goat" had done,
and demanded 50 in payment of the dam
ages to self and property Harry prOmis-
ed to inquire into it, AID if he found the
goat was to blame, he would settle up
Finally the matter was compromised by
his taking the mirror frame and agreeing
to get a hew glass put in it. Tn the mean
time, Capricorn is under cloud, and zoe,
sheepishly around, with pine board
across his horns.-Ind. Herald
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-08-01
i Don't Caro-.

Indeed, Mr.. Upstart '.don't care!" So
says the strutting fop, the idler, the loung-
er, the loafer. So says the vain, giddy,
flirting novel reader-the impudent Miss
to her mother-'I don't care I'll do as
L please, read what L please, and dress as |
please" SO says the unruly, disobedient
urchln. So says the cruel oppressor. ~
don't care" says the tippler and smoker
" L don't care" says the profane swearer
and Sabbath-breaker. "Who's better
right" How does this sound, young
friends?
Little readers, DO you ever say to your
parents. teachers, or any one, II don't
care?" Oh, shame shame Care? Yes.
you should always care; care to do good.
to do what Is right, honest, pure, and love-
ly and of good report
Care to be affable, courteous, industri
Gus, neat Acknowledgment in all
things. You should care to keep good
company, read good books, and shun the
evil. You should care to fear God and
keep his commandments, to acknowledge
him in all "our ways-to do justice, love
mercy, ~ humbly, clarifying God
In all IT, these are the thinos Won
should daily and hourly.
There is no surer mark of lazy, trihing
impudent good for-nothing chap, than th
same don't careisns; to hear him draw
out when he has done something wron,
81 don't care" Is it not foreruuner O
every evil !? of everything base, mean, low
lived, corrupt, Shameful?
Whenever We hear boy or girl OF
any one, making use CT the expression q
don't care" it forcibly reminds US of the
Proyero of Solomon: "a whip for thu
horse, bride for the ass, and rod fo
the fools back
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-08-01
Reparator Capilli.

Throw aTayyour false frzzcs your switches your wig
Destructive ofcomort and not worth "A fig:
Come aged come youthful. come ugly and fair
Aud rcioice in Your own luxnriant hair.
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loses.

There liz probably no feetur of the HUI
man countenance that hez been diskivered
yet, that so much advertises the insides Of
a mans karacter as the nose.
LOCATED az it is, 10 the geographical CEN
ter of the face, it is sentinel always at
its post
1t smells out trouble from afar, especial
ly old and secret things.
But altho it can outsmell cnnything
that has appeared yet, it is also gidebord
of karacter.
The following classification of noses will
be good thing for the young student who
IL struggling for knolledge.
First-The long and lean nose, with a
hook to the end of it, denotes a thief, and
when one of these kind liz in town, you
had better lock up your saw logs and take
yoor haystacks in the house NV nights.
Second-The short square nose indicates
perseverance and grit; if man of one
of these noses shood offer to bet % cts
that he could eat half bushel of bread
and milk in 20 minutes be would back me
off, for know he would 90 it, if he start
ed every hoop.
Third-The bumped backed nose il an
evidence ov crate commercial genius; |
have known men from foreign parts, with
one Of these noses for kapital to start biz
zess with, and get rich in years, to re.
tire to Sing Sing, jest by dealing in third
class wearing clotes and short pieces OF
lead pipe, that folks have found and bro't
to them
Fourth-The tinted nose has nothing
partklar in it but the jint; this is hinge
artfuly CONSTRUCTED, which helps the nose
to stick up at pleasure. l have seen them
away up SO tall that the proprietor of them
had to stand on the tips Of his tose to
keep from smelling something.
Fifth-The short, sharp and decisive
nose, with tinge of bloc on it, will smell
things over into the State of New Jersey,
and if yoor wife has got one Of this kind,
and you don't want to get bald before yoor
time comes, you must be cross as thunder
to every good looking woman in the neigh
borhood.
SixtA-The ventilater, ESQ called because
it fl ares out like the bottum ov a key bugle
and has big draft tew:) is owned by the
fun lovers and risky cusses, men easy to
snort, and who can almost see something
tew laf at even at phuneral, but wOuldD IT
do it for the world Sometimes these men
are merely wags. Sometimes bits of hui
morists, happy generous crew, born like
the butterflies, tew suit others, and gener-
ally left by others to starve to suit them
selves.
Seyenth--The red nose is not so much a
science az it IL theory; it has no partik-
lar bid emmy more than bile haz, and IL
admitted into the kongress Of noses only
on account of its fast color, as it grows old
it becomes morbid and has good deal of
blows. l have seen them that looked az
tho they had just got over the red small
pox, and were objects to be pitted. This
nose is not partiklar of the company il
keeps and often lives for years with rum
hole right under it.
JOSH BILLINGS.