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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05

The many thousands cured At tbs sstabliss.
meat within the last twenty years and the -.
BsTous important Surgical Operations pefformso
by Dr. Johnston. WITNESSED by The ~pertsp %
tie Sun and many other papers. Botioss1f rbies
appeared again and again before the pubise, "
SIDES his standing q geBiieEaan Of ehzise,sf
and responsibility, Is . s-ahs5sEt gesranty 70 "
afflicted
Skin diseases speedily cured. srrny
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05

CAUTIoN.-Boys should be careful
while sliding OF skating on the creek
A great deal of ice has been taken out,
and holes cut at different places by ice
dealers, to examine the ice. A lad fell
into one of these apertures yesterday
afternoon, and only for timely assist
ance would have drowned.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05

NUIsANCE.-Our sidewalks are per-
feet nuisance they are covered with
ice, and in some places made very slip
perry by boys sliding on them, making
them dangerous to pedestrians, partic-
ularly after night. Afew ashes scatter
ed on the walks would be great benefit.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05

THE GAS LAMPs.--The gas lamps CD
our streets last night we'll nigh flick
cred out. The dim light made by said
lamps could scarcely be seen across the
street. Let the difficulty, whatever it
may be, be seen into Immediately.
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WANTED.
w - " II IL ~.
NV vvn "

CTIVE A. b n Il v Y "
Y WHERE 10 introduce two NEW PAT
ENTED INVENTIONS, INVALUABLE TO EVERY
FAMILY. sells at sight, and demand constantly In
creasing Agents. male and female now oper'
ating Al making Slu to SIS per day by working
= lew hours daily. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE As
Aoas.ro ,-,,,Herss.pv sample az zach, worth
g. with terms to agents, sent free by mall 10
any address Send o. cents to pay postage.
FSArlsFACIIUN GUARANTEED. Address
CIV. JACKSON & Co,
mcbs.iy 20 Box l34s Baltimore, Nd.
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NOTICE.

UAvING ASSOCIATED WITH NE IN
Ill the Wholesale Liquor business, CONRAD
\. GAUS the name and style Of the firm will
hereafter be- u. W. FRANZHElM s. co.
/ hereby give notice that desire all persons
having bills against me to present them imme.
diat-ly and those indebted TO me will please call
and settle. ~ wish TO close all my accounts as
soon IA possible. u. w. tRANkHElM.
.ulI
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Stockholders Meeting,

CieeR's Street Railrdy Co., Of Wheeling.
MOTION H He RELY GIVEN
~ that there will be meeting q the Stock
holders 10 organize and elect five Directors, on
Wednesday afternoon at O'Clock, January 3Oth,
l-C7. at the City Building. A general attend
snce Of the parties interested is requested.
By order of the Commissioners.
ROBT CRANGLE,
Al SWEENEY
JOSHUA BODILY,
JNO. l.. HOBBS.
&. ID. HUBBARD,
K s. IRWIN,
s. II. WOODWARD.
We further give notice that the books Of the
company will remain open at the Wheeling Saw
ing Institution for all citizens that take an in.
ierest in the success of the road to come forward
and subscribe some stock, so the road can be
pushed through to its completion. dec3l-lm
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05

THE WEEK OF PRAYER.-Sope years
ago the Christian Church throughout
the world observed the first week of
January as season of prayer on be-
half of the great interests and agencies
of human evangelization. Since then
the first full week of the year has been
sacredly, and almost universally OBJ
served by the Protestant Church. The
same solemn religious observances will
be observed this year, commencing on
next Sabbath, the necessary arrange
ments having been made in nearly If
not all the Protestant Churches. The
following order of services has been ar
ranged for the Church at large, and
will, we presume, be carried out in our
city and it's surroundings:
Sunday, Jan. 5.-Sermons on the pres
ence of Christ with his Universal
Church.
Monday, Jan. 7.-Thanksgivings and
! Confessions of Sin.
| Tuesday, Jan. S.-Prayer 1or Nations :
''Kings and all in Authority )" for the
Increase of Righteousness, the Preva-
lence of Peace, and the Holy Obserr-
ance of the Sabbath.
Wednesday, Jan. 9.-Prayers for the
success of Missions among Jews and
Gentiles, and for Divine Blessing to
accompany the Efforts to Evangellze
the Unconverted of all Lands and
Glasses.
Thursday, Jan. 1O.-Prayer for all
who have suffered from recent wars |;
for our brethren emancipated from Sla-
very, and for our fellow Christians per-
secui ed for the Gospels sake.
6Friday, Jan. 11.-Prayer for Christian
families, for Schools, Colleges and Uni
versities.
Saturday, Jan. 12.-Prayer for the
Catholic Church, for all Ministers of
the Gospel, and for the increase of Ho-
illness, Fidelity and Christian Charity
among its members.
! Sunday, Jan. l3.-Sermons on the
Trinity of the Church, and the duty OF
believers to manifest it by mutual rec
ognition and active cooperation.
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Rev. ROBERT ALEXANDER has been
elected pastor Of the Presbyterian
Church at st. Clairsville, and is now
presiding over that congregation. The
Church has been without pastor since
last spring.
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CIncuIl CoURT.-rhe argument on
the motion fora new trial i'll the Steen-
rod will case "drags its slow length
along" in this Court. The whole of
Yesterdays session was taken up by it.
The argument was finally closed last
night, and the Court adjourned until
this morning at nine o'clock, when it
is probable q decision will be rendered.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05

BoNNETs.-A lady of our acquaint-
ance has examined all the latest fashion
reports, and visited all the principal
millinery stores to pick ont winter
bonnet. She reports, as the result of
her examinations, that there are now
eighty-six different styles of bonnets,
all fashionable, but that there is not one
of them that sensible lady, who wish
es to guard herself against cold and
neuralgia, would wish to wear; but then
they all wear them, for zone might as
we'll be out of the world as out of the
fashion," Won know.
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NARROWLY ESCAPED DROWNING
We regret to learn that Mr.. Thos. Lewis,
a resident of the Fifth Ward, came near
being drowned yesterday. He was skat-
ing on the creek, near the Crescent Iron
Works, when he slipped into a hole
which had been cut by ice-dealers.
Fortunately he extricated himself from
his perilous position before sustaining
serious injury.
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BoBBERY.-The shoe store of MIR
Ogden, in Steubenville, was entered
night before last by burglars, and one
half of the stock of boots and shoe:
carried away.
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NOTICES..
ELECTION.

v'HE STOCKHOLDERS OF THE FIRE 4
i Marine Insurance Company Of Wheeling
are notified that the Annual Election OF Direct
or- to serve for the ensuing year, VIII he hell al
the office of the Company on MONDAl, Jan.
eth between 10 A. NJ. and , z. NJ
,an+3t JOHN c. HEHVEY, Sec'y.
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FOR RENT.
FIRST II

FIRST RATE IL 81
A r,,n. situated on Market street, opposite
tic NcLare House-ls feet front bv - ieet
- AurIy 10 THOS. O'BRIEN,
dtcly Custom House Real Estate Agent.
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FOR SALE.

1,FFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH
L Of stock in the Howard Iron Works. Ihls
stock would under no circumstances, De offered
Sor ssIr lmt for the fact that the owner has re-
moved from the city. hoN-o
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LOCAL MATTERS.

LEGIsLATURE.-The Legislature of
this State eonyenes in this city on
Tuesday next.
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NOTICE.

NOTICE.
U,HE UNDERSIGNED Will l.
/ compelled 10y unexpected circumstances
commence again teaching the German language
after New Years day. 1867. For further iniorma
tion. please call at his residence in North Wheel
ing. four doors above the Presbyterian Church
or al the REGISTER Office. -
decle-lm CHR u. FREDERlCh.
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uICHINERY FOR SALE

.,,,r FOLLOWING MACHINERY WILL
na sold in lots 10 suit purchasers II IL ell
= hc,r,llcnt condition, having run but lew
noun mm. Steam Engine, lOinch cylinder, 2o-inch
'' n"" nSubIr Flued Boiler 20 inches, - feet
long. s.,-o S,,rl
Ens Patent Corn Shelter, with cleaner attach
a c,n.city 500 bushels per hour.
eI ,1. Bradford Burr Mill 80 inches
nm. Wheat Separator.
inc C;reuwald's Steam Holster.
Tour Detts Elevators and Conveyors.
Tr,,,her with q large amount of Shafting,
r,,,l Gearing, Betting &c.
PRYOR, HANDLAN & CO.,
Nos Is, II and 10, Main street.
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Oysters i'm Every Style.
A. 4U NM m n a nm n NRn n n

" Oyster Saloon in the house formerly occu-
PEG by Z. N. Norton, on the National Road,
s;Sr three miles East of the city, where he
~ every style. Sleighfng or other pleasure par.
s cs furnished with every refreshment and 81,
~na0A jan2-9t O. A. SwARTZ
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ELECTION NOTICE.

'I'HE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK-
| HOLDERS of the Wheeling and Belmont
Bridge Company will be held at the office of the
Company, on MONDAY. THE l4th DAY OF
JANU AIRY, ieG7, between the hours of kss and
81 o'clock 7. NJ. for the election Of nine Man
ayers to serve during the ensuing year.
dec3l.td JOSEPH LAWSON, Sec'y.
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FOR RENT.
FOR RENT.

rruELARGE BRICK ICE HOUSE KNOWN
"a the Amick Ice House. Inquiry OF
W F. PETERSON.
i,uqr Sec'y Of West Va. N. & NJ. Co.
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NATIONAL Bank of West Va.

THE ANNUAL MEETING OF STOCK.
i HOLDERS Of this Bank and election for
Directors will be held at the Banking House on
Tuesday, Jan. ., 1867, between the hours of
and 7. NJ G.. LAMB,
decs nd Cashier
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05

THE NEW YEAR.-As this is the COM
mencement Of the New Year, would it
not be well for all engaged in business
to seek to add to his chances for max
ing money, by adopting every legiti-
mate. means for its accomplishment.
Many are disposed to try the merits OF
advertising-and We think very judi
cious on it is to-for thousands of bust
ness men have made their fortunes by
this means. Advertise freely, literally
and long, and its results will be most
gratifying. Spasmodic advertising is
not the way to test its virtues. We
would advise all our business men, ir-
respective Of party, to try the columns
of the REGISTER, as it has a larger cir
culation, by fifty per cent, than any
other paper published in the State.
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.. r. MILLER.
C. l. ZANE
!. L lane - r hiL&kk
G. L. ZANE e. CO.,
r.nanrrua AVN nPAIRRaIy

i FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC WINES and
Liquors. Manufacturer Of Pure CatswbA Wines,
Quincy Street, between Main and Market Sta,
Wheeling. ". Va, keep constantly on hand
Bszndses Scotch and Irish wkski.., Jzmaiua
RuuIs and Cortlials, choice Old Rye aEA Bourbon
Whistles. ser1I
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CHARLES SIEBKE.

cTCCEssOR TO II. DIEuEL
- FANCY DYER AID SC0UREK, South
Street. near the D. & o. T. T. Depot. Wheeling
W. Va All kinds Of ShAwls, Ribbons. anf
every description Of silks and WOODEN Goods
executed 90 short notice and on Reasonable
terms.
Thi. il the FRS; and best Steam Dyin. E-tab
lishnent in the Western states. spO
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FOR RENT.

WITH OR WITIIO IT T III Il
w Furniture. the house Oh Fourth street,
occnrird lv Mr. samuel Mitchell and family
Also two brick teI!e ments on the Island for rent
10 or L. JACOB.
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WANTS.
l.EMING MACIIINt O..

l'EWING WACHTNFS.-
- Agents wanted everywhere to sell our 10"
I-;rrd fully licensed machines. Send for oui
CIRCULAR. SHAW & CLARK, ) NJ. Co, Eddie
s,rJ Main. novli-ly
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TAKrPAETICrLAR NOTICE.

DIR. j addresses all those who hive inlureh
Themselves nv Improper indulG"nc" and solitary
habits which ruin both body and mind, uniting
them for either business study. society o
marriage.
Thc-e are some 81 the sad aud mechanically e.
fleets produced by early habits 81 Youth, wa /!
Weakness of the Back and Limb. rams ~ I've
Head Dimucss of sight. Loss of Muscular Pow
cr. Palpitaiion of the Heart, Dyspepsia, Nervous
Irritahlity. Derang,mcnt Of the Digestive funs
tions. General DcJilit,, SYMPTOMS OF Consusr-
ton, SC.
MFNrAfLY-Thc fearful effect on the mind
ara, mnrb Ia I've drradrd-I"ss Of Memory, Con.
fusion of Ideas. Depression 81 Spirits, Evil
Forcbodings Aversion "a Society, Self Distrusi,
Love 81 solitude Timidiiy, &C, are some OF fbs
evils produced.
Thousands of person. Of all ages can nov
fudge what Is the cause of their declining health.
losing their yigor becoming weak. pale. ner.
vous and rinaciatrd having singular appear.
ancc about tho eyes, cough aud symptoms u
Iousumutiou.
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SUBSTITUTE FOR SLEIGHING.-As the
snow is rapidly disappearing, and
sleighing is becoming an uphill bust
ness, perhaps the following substitute
for the "dear, dear sleigh ride may be
Of interest to our readers. One trial
will convince person of its merits /:
First, secure a doorstep fronting a
bleak passage, with northwestern ex-
posnre; next, remove the shoes and
stockings and place both feet in large
tub of ice water. After placing furs
about your neck, securely blind-fold
yourself, and Immediately order two
rollicsome boys and girls to laugh and
shake sleigh bells over your head until
your feet are completely numbed, and
your sense of hearing quite gone then
hurriedly put on warm stockings, and
60 to a warm room, order hot cup of
coffee, and while drinking it, describe
in glowing terms to your friends the
charms and poetry Of sleigh-riding.
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STORE Room for Sale or Rent.

large and elegantly finished new store
nam, on the east side of Main, between Monroe
..,J Tnion streets. Immediately north Of George
N,udrls new buildings.
There is stone arched wine vault under the
,ntjrc building See THOS. O'BRlEN,
Real Estate Agent.
,ar-a Custom House building.
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WEST VIRGINIA
RELIGIOUS BOOK HOUSE,
No. 30 Monroe Street,
Wheeling.

WE TAKE PLYAsrRE IN Al
w SOUNCISG "a our many fFssnds snd "
pablo gcnerzIiy. that We have sided - %
stock 81 Religious Books,
School Books, stationery Ae.
and VIII tsep constantly % hand. Family ssd
Pe~kst IslIes. LYNN sRd Prayer Boeka ssIndsy
Sehosl Books. scb0.l BOoks. Blank Books esp.
Liter, NGts, and Billet Paper. Envelopes.
pens. Ink. Pencils Ae- In fact everything
s ssieL VII z .sh a. liz ls-e.t pos.ibis trisss
PIez-< give zs = cal.
GRO. ". STONER, Iced Aeenf.
Authorized Agent fsr Sunday Nagasins. prsD
byfeFfan, and Sunday School Tines 80
We have . SfafionGrs Stamp - 0nGpen0
bifiais lon. papsrtzzti envssspa -
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J. g. G.. BAYHA,

DREAD, CRACKER AND CAKE
ID BAKERY, Market Street, opposite the
Washington Hal, few doors above Nonros
Street, keep constantly on hand full asSort-
mebt Of the above articles.
~ Ths.r wagons run constantly ~ 81 parts
Of the city with Bread, Crackers. EGzks, Cakes
ctr sey9l.
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STONE a. THOMAS.
MEDICAL.
FORTY YEARS PRACTICE
sRNUAL DIss ASKS

GIVES Me 4 KNOWLEDGE SELDOM
u acquired by Physicians. My long residence
In This city. and the amount Of patients treated
annually by me-, was sufficient proof OF my sue
cess .,.,-r, ,,-p,r
NESS and Ali diseases arising thcrcfrum, are
cured in much shorter time than hcrrtoicre ey
nav NEW VEGETABLE REMEDIES Mcdi'
cines sent 10 any part of the Union. All letters
must contain stamps 10 pay retuth PSstAsr
Snithhcld street, near the diamond.
J. W. BRANSrRUP, NJ d.,
bun So, Pittiburg, IA
molly
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FOR SALE.
FOR SALE.
FOR SALE.

nyMAlN STREET, CENTRE l: w y 4 shr1sss
" adNsIiiII n-,hes jau3-lw
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YOUNG MEN

Who have; iijursd themselves by n certain Prise
ticc indniged H. when alone. habit frequently
learned from evil companions or at srhool. NE
effects of which are nightly felt, even ~hes
asleep, aud II not cured renders marriage Inn
possible. and destroys bath mind aud BODY
should apply Immediately.
What n pity that a young man, the hope NJ
Eis country. the darling Of his parents shouh
be snaiched from all prospects and etJoymsnn
Of life by the consequence ~ dcviatns ii"n
Tho path Of nature aud indulging In . oertais
secret habit Such persons must before oss-
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Stockholders Meeting.

V'Hk ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
j Stockholders of the First National Bank OF
Wheeling. for the election Of Directors and for
the transaction of such other business as may
come before il, will be held at the Banking House
At ~ o'clock A. NJ on Tuesday, Jan. 9, 1867
GEORGE ADAMS,
decstd Cashier.
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ORGANIC WEAKNESS
Or. JOHNSTON,

Member Of the ROYAL College Of Surgeons, Lon.
don, graduate from one of the most eminent
Colleges ia the United States, and the greater
part Of who's" life has been spent IN ihr hoNpla'
of London. Paris. philadelphia and elsewhere,
has effected some OF tho meet astonishing cures
that were ever known. Many troubled with
ringing Ina tn. head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness. being alarmed AT sudden SOUNDS
bashfulncss, with frequent bnshing attended
sometimes with arrangement Of mind, we're ear
ed Immediately.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-01-05
wheeling GymnaStic AssOcf-
alton.

/ Stockholders of the Wheeling Gymnasium
will be held in the Billiard Room of the Asso-
citation, on Monday, January 9Th, le61, at seven
o'clock i. NJ
Members are earnestly requested to be pres
sut as business of importance will he transacted.
~ order of the Board Of Management. de3l-td
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Western Pennsylvania Militia.
~ Academy,

+ I'VE Il G. b Is N II A M l. Il r
n near Pittsburgh, PennA This institution
Of learning and military training is now open
further information, address
COL. T. F. LEHAANK,
Rovl2 Allegh@uy, Box <9S.
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FOR SALE CHEAP.
COMFORTABLE TWO STORY

a brick house on the west side of Main street,
- north Of Dodson & Brothers hay house
Irpire Wheeling, containing six rooms, kitchen
.nJ -ocA cellar; has gas on the principal floors
Tns..ssion given BY April LIST, le67. The house
!. i'm thorough repair. THOS. OBRlEN,
a. Real Estate Agent.
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E.oIlnnf fsrOcerY for Sale.

IN. s,aare. at present occupied by the n
L M 'n.d as tin shop. For terms apply on
drIS,t-|mi...to jani-iw u. W. JohNSoN.
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.ExrcIlcnt Grocery for sale.
LIZ UNDERSIGNED DESIRES TO SELL
IT, well. stocked and conveniently located
III, Grocery, southwest corner OF Market
am Am and Market square, ID Ward
AIeS al !, stand in the Market House, opposite
ih eT' n.i given of both at any time:
F"ssS ,,,," LEWIS BEEkMAN.
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MARRIAGE;

Reflect that . sound nina and body are The
most necessary Requisites To promote oonnubial
kappiue-s Indsal without these the journey
through life hec0ines n weary pilgrimage. The
PROSPECT hourly daTkrns 20 The view. the mind
becoine- shadowrd with despair and fllsd with
the melancholy reflection that th" Happiness o.
another becomes blghted with our own.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-02-22

The Chicago Tribune, speaking Ct
q new seal for the State Of Illinois,
condemns the motto on the present
seal, "sovereignty and Union") }
and, says: 1T appears to us that
this is a favorable time for changing
the motto, and adapting it to exist
ing facts. There is no such thing as
State sovereignty in this country.
Illinois has sent more than two hun.
dred thousand soldiers into the field
within five years to overthrow and
cxpunge the idea of Estate sover-
eighty Was there ever a more
beautiful instance of a culprit turn
ing States evidence than this? To
overthrow and expunge" State
sovereignty, is simply to destroy the
government established by GU,
fathers.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-02-22
SECrARIAN RIAs-..Mv FIJI!

SEcrARIAS BIAs-''Ny f.iends, .
said returned missionary, at one
Of the anniversary meetings, "lct us
avoid sectarian bitterness. The i'll
habitants of Hindostan, where have
been laboring for many years. have
prorerb that, though you battle a
dogs tail in oil and bind it in splint-
ers, you cannot get the CROOK out Of
it. Now, mans scctarian bias
is simply the crook in the dogs tail,
which cannot be eradicated and ]
hold that each one should be allowed
PEACE - [Great laughter and APP
rlause.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-02-22

CLEAsLIyEsa.-.An old washer
woman would hang her clothes to dry
on the ratings of church, and af-
ter repeated prohibitions from the
church wardens, she at last came
out with the following burst Of elo-
quencc :-"Lord bless ye, sir, We
wouldn't 60 an take the bread out
of my mouth, would We? sides. sir,
cleanliness comes next 10 god!iness,
parson says
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-02-22

MAN 4 VERn A parochial teach
or, who delights in calling forth the
thinking powers of his pupils, asked
q member of one Of his younger
classes to give him an example Of a
verb. "MAN,'' replied the boy,
quite readily. GLOW so, my child?"
inquired hisymaster. because, !"
added the little philosopher, ga verb
expresses BEING, DOING, SUFFERING;
and if that be true, MAN is the great
est verb know, for he unites the
whole three"
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-02-22

\ modest young man, at a dinner
party the other evening, put the fol-
lowing conundrum /: Why are most
people who eat turkey like babies:'
No reply. The modest man blushed
and would have backed out, but
finally gave the reason: because
they arc fond Of the breast" Two
middle-agel ladies here tainted, and
the remains Of the young man were
carried GU, by the coroner Oh shut
ter.