Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-11-19

LOVE A la MoDE. .h,WhiIstwe were in tht
Recorders Office yesterday, two exquisitel
entered accompanied by an attorney. They
were evidently gotten up to order. No one
looking upon them would for a moment
doubt that the tailor makes the man. H.
They realized Tom Moore's description o.
dandy: So. s'''s e,... &. 5ss7i. i5t..8 3,
:" A. thirg you know, whiskered grey coated ant
And. like an hour g'ass. exceedingly small in th'
They directed the man of law to examine
the title of Mr.. It's property. and also to
see if there was any incumbrance thereon
besides, of course, Mr.. It's two
daughters. The attorney soon ex-
/, amined the records and Informed
them. "title all right, gentlemen
No incumbrances; good investment-fee
five dollars" "Well, Charles" exclaimed
one of the exquisites, "get your marriage
license. The father of your enamorata
won't last long. Chronic rheumatism,
my boy. I'll make love to the 9th, r
charmer, and the estate partitioned will
keep us comfortably. 1t is doosed un-
pleasant for a youag fellow to tie himself
to a wife, but we must do something to re
plenish our exch' quer."
'.Yes," replied Charles, sand besides this
real estate the old m IN has three thousand
dollars in bonds, which of course will be an
item tous. Our tailors arc confoundedly
clamorous, and then my dear fellow, you
know we lore the young ladies'! Ha, hap
Such instances of pure, disinterested af-
fection are delicious in this matter of fact,
prosy age of the worlds history.
Police CoURr.-Charles Vincent went to
the Opera House on Saturday night to wit
ness the performance of the California
troupe, waiting like Macawber for some-
thing to turn up, that he might gain admis-
sion. When the manager shut down on
the performance. because the company re-
fused to play their several parts, Charles,
having no inside sta;, and therefore no.
chance for drawing stamps from the box
office, concluded to play little farce ob.his
own, and thus to raise the wind"
"The hest laid plans O. mice and men
Gang aft aglee, 41.i--
and Charles was detected in accidentally
putting his hand in another mans pocket.
Result-the chain gang and $40 fine. On
the chain gang. Charles will be first rate
hand, as he once before, for the same Of
fense, did the city some service in cleaning
streets. During his brief retiracy. we wish
Charles all sorts of health, and when out.
that the PenitentiaIy may claim its own.
VIII. Finny imbibed, and w. H. was
found under the suspicion of being a ga
loot. He paid his 81 fine and went forth,
sadder and, it is hoped, wiser man.
VIM. Murphy, James Patterson and VIM.
Young. for visiting house of illfame,
were fined $40 each. Not having the
stamps, they went to board at the Chateau
Miserables.
Thomas Mahon INDUCED in a plain
drunk, for which he was fined 81. But
Thomas had spent his entire fortune in
benzine. and couldn't raise the dollar, and
went to board it out with the city.
Alex. Chickenzer was silly enough to get
drunk, and drunk made him abuse his fam
lily, and drunk and abuse combined made
the Mayor charge him 81, which he paid.
John McManus got drunk, and while
drunk was decidedly disorderly. Fined So.
Committed.
G. NJ. Cobb resisted an officer, for which
he paid 81 as fine.