Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1867-11-06

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Aud help to make the matter worse
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From telling. what nIay. be untrue.
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or make one pang of sderessss iesssana o'oiidrT
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Hepcetortth to so land sin no mere = =.
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SEE See how tAy heart inclines to -sig ~ .s-rg
Watch, lest in dark temptations hour, :
Thou TOO, Should sink beneath its power r''''1s@
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the Iconnubial lottery. ugly women pos;
sess an advantage to Which sufficient i'm
portance has not been ,attach6da7 1t fga
common observation that husband ana
Wlltte, Wlltte7, frequently resemble onoanother; and
many ingenious theorists, attempting, i'd
solve the problem by attiributing it to SYM.
pathy, contemplation Of one another'sF Ffea-
lures; congenlality ofhabits.aud modes of
life, &c., have fallen into bhe very commof1
error OF substitutingthe cause for tho eeffect
This mutual likeness is the occasion, not
the result7of marriage. Every man, Ike
Narclssus, becomes -enaaored' Of the re-
!Iected compound egotism. 10 Hhen hessees
himself I'm IN n the mirror Of female face he
e:xSooalms, How Intelligent how asamiable,
how interesting !2hoWW admirably adaIpdteed
for a wife! !oand forthwith makGsqiis r,irosg
posals to the parsonage so expressly and
literally calculated to keep, him in ooun-
N1H.rE athHo Inc euSuef ftf92 Is, tne Amore
need ne has Of this consolation; lie iorms
a5romantic attachment to the" fas5ciinatinng
creature with aytjnub nose,sA or the aiiBel
Wltching girlsaWith3 a roguishyt ilear;aS
lsqplnt J without .once suspectingttha he
IS paying his address to himself and play
ing the inamorata before a looking glass
Take eself'ioFe from love, and very little
1emalns5 it7is taking flame from
Hymen's torch torch sapd and leaving the smoke.
The same feeling extends to his progeny;
be would rather see them resemble him.
self, particularly IN his defects, than bo
modelled after the clIubbiesty Chefubs or
Cuplds that ever emanated from the studid
OF Capoya.s One sometimes encounters d
man OF most unqualified hideousness, wha
obviously considers himselfaa1hl Adofiis; and
when such one'has To seek'a aCon genial
Venus it isseyident that her value wi be
IN the inverse ratio Of her eharmss -. Upon
this principle ugly women will be converted
into bellies, perfect frights will become
irresistible, and none need despair, Of con.
quests if they have but the Happiness to
be 2 sufficiently plain, osuo,isab asodT