St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-07-26
Bridal o0arrcL

\ ir1iilie disagreement about a lrI1lina
niailer may de>iy,r It,. oi rniovaer.
-An4 il usually happens that when the
married irair quarrel, the occasion J. -
'le,picsalle they are ASHAMED io think OF
Il. lci thai ~illy circumstance. Ike 4.
llop OF ink ii-colorinc tie whole ve>--l
OF wafer. often spreads IL influence over
1he whole liic. -Iu>, n
"A pebble in The >ireamle1 -ra,n
Has turned the course of MANY = river.
\ ,iew drop un the l,aiy plant
Has warped the -iaui uaA forever.
| lind an exceedingly painful illnS,ra-
ton "t these Illustrations in an English
publication tor the truth of which II,
author pied - hi, word.
\ youmg couple lad l,s~~ed the iirst
~cch o1 their marriage II The hual~,. oi a
.r.,lid Having Al le,-lh occupied il,lr
nca' home, th,y Mere taking ih-ir first
breakfast, when the following scene or-
CARED:
He yom- husband VA ilneccltlr
opening boiled go in ail ,r- GU. tn,
br.lc observed that li. w.,~ l.,..kina The
shell II wilat -le thought wa- lle wr,llr
clld.
How strange IL lcoh-.- ~lr sad. ITO
90 you break your eg- Al The small end.
lay dear No one ell, doe - and il
look - OH -
Ola | think il i quite a. good IN
i:ici better, than breaking Al lie, llsass
end, the e. run Orer the top said the
husband
''liut il hooks - Yer, odd whsn no
onc doc> -, rjoincd the nit-.
Mel, mcw, really do MOI think il
: =. nice MAY OF eating an c.r. Thai
alpi'llig >iril'> al bread anu luilrr into
'''i e.s certainly ! nvl iilr. But | DO
nci Object 10 your dong a, vou pleas. II
you let me break my c-e at the small
chi sad the husband
Il aan quite sure my w.y j. no, - lad
a. ,aling truiI pie with 4 knit, IT. You
DO. instead OF u>ing 1he fork and rnu
always cat up the syrup a. ii You were
not accustomed 10 such thinc>. Ym
really do not >oe how VERY had il looks.
or am ASSURE you would noi DO So
added the wife.
The syrup Is 10 lee eaten with ib,.
Plc. and why should -chd il away in
the plate . asked the husband.
No well bred persons clear up their
plalc~ a. ii they were starved" said The
bride, with a colltelnptuous tozs OF her
head
'-Well, then | am moi 4 We'll bred
person. replied the bridegroom. an-ri-
ly.
''l'ut you mu-t Ice, ii we are 10 Toe
comfortable together Wis the >lian,
answer Of the fl>lilious lady.
We'll, muSt break my err- AT The
small cni. % ii does NOT signitr. and 1
must also eat l-y syrup"
"lhem | viii not have either frust l,ies
or e--~-'
''l:ut viii have thcm,~ ,etulan;ly
the husband.
Then wish had not been married
TO you, cried the young wife bur~tinr
Inio lcslrS.
lind 50 10 |, added the now inc,a,-
sel husband - he arose and walked Out
OF the room.
lhls domestic quarrel wis followed hv
others oqually irifiin- IN their origin and
'i>-rac,iul IA their character; until the
sllyly couple mad themselves 10 ,;-a-
gree:lblc 10 each other that their HON,
became uncomfortable, and they ~rj,ara-
tcd.
Now, | Doubt not, the recder J. ready
to pronounce this quarrel about ope,lin-
an go, 80, foolish afi:lir II was -. AMI
yet | seriously questioned ii the fir.
quarrel between a newly married }r..r
ever has a much more elevated b,..in-
ilnss- Little things DO greal mischief,
and are 10 be regarded with suspicious care
CELTIC WIT-An Irish Councillor hay
ing lost Li> cause, which had been tried
10y three ju,lgso, one Of whom was ,,-
iecmel a very aide lawyer though II,
other two were indifferent, some of IN,
other b1rr'Sters were merry ON the occa-
SION
ell, now, SAID he, who could
help ii, when there were a hundrea
ludU,.s ON Tho b,,,,l, -,