The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-04-17
WAsHINToN, AprfH. Is67,

The news nv the election in Connec-
/ ticut created the most profound sensa-
shen atthe CoEners. i cum to US on
expected, SO like q clap nv thunder
from clear sky, or rather SO like a
| CLEAN nv sunlite thro q mass nv over
/ poWertn black clouds, SO Ike the drst
l streak NV sunlite in the mornin after d
| long mite NV colera morbus with no
/ brandy in the house, that WeRuz over
| powered with 1t. The Corners hewitt
expeFienct sfch satfsfactry spasm nv
4 Joy since the receet nv the news nv the
Fort Piller affair. IL perdoost a very
| stngler edect on Deektn PORratn. When
| Icum up to him with the news, he wiz
! engaged with all The eIokencs he posest
Rttryin TO convince nigger, wich for
! merly belonged to him. that, amer all,
! the Southernets themselves WnZ the
only ones wich the niggers Good trust,
and that when the time cum for 'em to
exercise the Elective franchise eff they
he'd any regard for their own interests
| they wood turn their back on1the ABB
| lishinists, wholRuZ to q man, hory-
headed deceeyars, and trust them and
them only who knowd em.- r--,.--,
"Samy ooeI, 1" sed the Deekin, in az
fecshunit tone, with one hand on the
nigger2s shoulder, "why Eshoodent we
love yoof .Yoo are bone nv our, bone,
and heshuY our hesh-we are NV one
blood-1 (this remark the Deekin got
ihtoa habit some years ago nv gittin
OF when speelin nv the iDimocrisy
North, and aIluz pses 1t. II Is ruther
effective tho iuithis instance, ef 4 he'd
lbintn hiSip place, i shoodent hev slung
It out, OWN to the speeOoliar construck-
shen Wieh might be put ontolttI I-stand
our interests Is one, SamyOOel.pl BlIJA
"Dsekin, ,hsez% Ig- iHterruptin him.
''Deekinl Connecticut ihez spoken in
thunder tonesS and hezlgone aDimocrat-
tcR3- se-isssis ssfrtfs,afI izoGs iia st.-tnasr
| dstWat ~ seZ he, "Dimocraticl" J" -,r,F..--.
-,tMcVerily,n sez 1. ga, Governor, and
three Congressman out of four.n
Their Wuz a sudden rppcher NV the
| friendly relashens existen between the
Deekin and Samyooel, the dark COM
plexioned. If he WuE nv the Deekin's
f1esh, the Deekin wuz in favor of NOR
tifyin 1t, for never WuE flesh 80 belabor-
ed ez wuz that unfortunit chattells.
The flesh WIZ imejftly lasserated. He
pitched Into him feroshus; and after
pummelin the astonished Aferkin, who
dldn'tse why the result Of eleckshun
BhoOd work sich change, till he wuZ
out nv breath, he condenst wat strength
wuz remainin into one vigorous kick,
exclaimin-
.rTake that, 700 black swindler. I've
talked sweet to 700 under false pre-
lenses I've bin betrayed into wastin
soft sawder onto a nigger-into coaxin
wherI hev q ondeniable rite TO COM
"Wat does all dis meanPn sed the mig
ger family. i-fiia' -' sIaf
Meanh sed to him; "my freud this
is the reaction we've heard SO much
about-its arrfv. It means that there
Is exceedingly good chance nv Yoor
being redoostagin to yoOr normal lspeer,
NV yoor comm down from the high
boss yoove bin ridin and IN beinagin
servant unto yoor brethren. It means
that Connecticut heZ spoken, and that
yoor good deal more yalyooabIe to us
now than yoo wuz hour ago. Go, my
frend, and buy saIve for yoor brooses,
for unless yoor heeld yoor yalyoo will
be less IN the mafkil, Yoo'd be asham-
ed to sell for low price, woodent yoo2"
LEFT the DimOcrisy jubilant and
come on to Washinton. feelln that I
must go where I Good find kindred soles.
The mite i arrived there wuz high car
nival at the White House. The Presi
dent WuZ in tall feather. Their wuz
Connecticut visible all over him. He
he'd wooden nutmeg for buzzum
pima minatoor bass wood ham hung
from his watch fob, and in honor NV
the occashun they wuZ drinkin punches
made Of Moo England rum, with small
slices nv Weatherfield onyuns in em
tnsted nv lemons, Randall sprung to-
ward me ez I entered the room, and
Glasped me by one hand, the President
by tother, and we then-not altogether
onlike the three graces-embraced.
They he'd the advantage VINE, ez they
he'd one odor--the eOnion-wich he'd
ent, but I stood 1t. .9s Why not; when
heVln the aplnLin power7 i wood hev
At this juncter Seketary Wells come
tHap sed he, 4'why this unwonted
hilaTityI why this joy where grief gem
orally holds her courtW
The oonnecticut eleCshun, ]" sedSew-
"oh, to be sure" sed the venerable
old man yacantly. 81 remember, Haw-
ley; wuE 1t, or some other man who
8uz elected oyer-over-wat wuz his
name?-our candidate 2" ils l5 .
"That wuz last yeer l" sed Seward
"Well, perhaps It wuz. When did
that State vote Rgin?" asked he inno-
Gently, to wich no anser wuz Civ.
en-. But very little attention is paid to
Secretary Welles by any one 'ceptin
Seward, and the fact that he OCCASION
ally undertakes to keep him postid in
current events is ginerally taken eZ ey-
idence that he's breakin up. Poor Viii
liam; it's evident that he's passin into
his dotage.. y. ~, 81
Their wuz pleasant gatherin. Cow!
an wuz ther, and Salisbury, and Garret
Davis, and Doolittle, and Seymour, and
Brooks, and more congratulatoEy let
ters wuZ read than wood fill a page OF
the Moo York Herald. John @. Breck-
tnridge hoped this auspicious. event
swuz the beginnin nv good feelin, presa-
gin, ez he trusted 1t did, the evenchooel
triumph nv them wich he he'd alluz bin
proud to call his friends. Mayor Mon
roe, nv Moo Orleans, hoped that after
this evidence nv returnin reason, Pres
ident Johnson wood not hesitate to re-
move that second Butler, Gen. Sheri-
dan, who WuV ojius TO every friend the
President he'd in the city nv Wich he
wuz lately Mayor. Gen, Wise sent bis
eongratulashens, but ez they okkepied
thirty-eight pages NV legal cap paper,
closely written, they wuZnt read; Mos
by sent aEallegoricle pipe made Nv a
corn cob, onto wich wuz carved SYM
bolicle Niger with the American eagle
PWiLh'his claws into his WOOL with his
eongratnlashens; and Fernando WoCd
ana eASS Os20flDe anu LOAuLN OOIaeeS
! sent thelrn, and Vallandigh4m wanted
to know now whether or not the Presf-
dent Wuz goin TO accept the situashen
and take the Dimocratic party to- his
rbuzznmR Ef.so;T he he'd a list of apfnt-
iments for Southern Ohio witch he wish
ed made. At this pint the question
arose whether or not i he'd not better
move my Classicle and Military Insti-
toot to Connecticut I am a practicle
man, and 1to-wunst asked, ez pertinent
to the question, whether or not therW Wuz
Il distillery in Connecticut, and sekond
whether or notther -Wuz vacant post
otis within four miles nv 1t.
Secretary Randall replied. He woodent
hold out Endorsements that he coodent
fulfill. He Huz honest! Honesty wuz
torYardniss in his jdeeIIns in politix