Weekly Trinity journal., 1867-02-09
All Sorts OF Ideas-from "Jacinto.v
OK TIE TRINITY. February 3. 1ss,

OK THE TRINITY, February 3, 1885,.
Dr.R JouRSAL-Not wishing to have my pot of friio,,
capsized Just this time 1--WE understand shall endeavor tn
write something but just what advise You In the
nrefce To letter without something to write about
Il like trying to play marshal for China funeral on wild
mule (which attempted the other dayl it cant he sue
cessfully did" as YOU very well know.
On political have something say leaving YOUR
readers to whether it put and hoping
that the Gov great State of California will not order
special election for anything until properly
entered all the registers required by the
General Bdwel doing ceu where he Caiifor-
mia had better well enough alone the General Il
bachelor he might do better marry then we could send
Mr. Bidwell Congress, and elect Mrs D. for Governor
IIo- do you like the ticket! 1T dol. Grand think
Mrs. Bidwel with the Fifth Brigade for her bo-
dy guard, could pledge the Fifth that lay ell,
do not how better the above named ticket without
running myself but am mighty nowadays and
improving it all the time, think would make better
president you observe that spell president with lower
case p) No grinning, if you please for if couldn't
make better President than either johnson old Buchan
an would drown myself in swl-tub take salts till
dissolved That's me! certainly think possessed of
necessary requirements Let's enumerate them and
At the age of had the itch vaccinated at II learn
ed to drink whisky H. postal agent the road from
Cincinnati to Lexington at 1S(that is held the horses
while the mail being changed But here's the devil of
it'll voted Democratic ticket in my life forgot
that. I'm not candidate!
Speaking about Andrew johnson leads me to say that
watched his what is known "my policy for
long time without :tng the hang of At first it remind
ed of inverted gudeboad pointing directly across
the road For instance, the which says mile to
Douglas City, Perhaps you have noticed it, But have
duced his policy to thnghat of drinking whisky
and making illogical speeches Poor Andy! had rather
be miner than his Presidential breeches.
believe Congress determined impeachment. hope
when they that job done want To that
Supreme Court impeached shall conclude my essay
johnson by squeezing the anagum for few gob
ules. Here goes:
Who throughout the South hated,
Who, the streets, his losses prated,
And took the oath intoxicated?
Andrew johnson.
Loved. cen when great Lincoln FELL
But proved to be drunken SELL
Will be impeached in spite Of h-ll-
Yes, to Congress- go it while you're young, and
never say can't
have just finished reading work by unknown anhor
who the ground that created hut develop
ed and somewhat disposed to adopt his ideas think
cart load of manure dumped sterile spot of ground
in the evening that the spot might easily develop
halfdoZen JeoIisons and Buchanans by morning.
read from Johnson Washington that he proposes
calling the Army and Navy to his assistance Consider us
coming Father Jonsing'but if survive the arrival
long fooled in the American people Your last circe"
will be made Of henpen rope and last swing be at
the end of it.
What lovely climate down this way. Warm and pleas
antno has there been any since came Every
flower in the yard is ready to bloom and what keeps them
suspect. perfectly familiar with their names
and language Tin horn least florist enough to tell
myrtle from n beehive when they stand side by side.
shall close this letter by requesting the reader to let
rain if it taking it for granted that he has
enough into the house if he don't want to get wet
J.CINTo.
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