Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1867-02-22
Humorous Clipping.

Why il \ don gittng on tho cars Ike man
purchasing lumber IL Ii getting aboard
A Niscons;n Court has decide that man
..as iiClt ID c1as,se his wife 70 a ''recsoaa1.e
extent
When a maiden takes to spauiels or parrots
it means tust Acr beauty is gone 10 the dogs,
and ,hst henceiorih her life is Jirdcn to her
i little rirl in school beng asked what
cataract Or waterfall replied that j Vas
hair row;ne over hing, She didn't know
what.
Better is love ara giogtam than co.1ness
and cashmeres.
Woman IS thc only female III creation chat
sngs--hnve no piano in the house.
The smell Of the dinner is the incense Of
domestic love.
She who wears false rinr'tts IS hEe fire Of
green w,c,l---y has curls IL sn!oke, bat lie Who
sould kindle The fame must. puf Vigorously.
"The ocean xgeaks e,o !renly and forever,
says Eeeoher.
use % teilin, il 70 dry Gp
A writer called ~ printers and accused
the composition u not having paneiu''ted his
poem whea the typo earnestly replied I'm
not y prisfef--,i IL q setter
\ barglar was once frightened out OF his
scheme oe robbery by the sweet simplicity Of
solitary spini3ter, who, putting her night
capped head out Of the window. exclaimed
Go away, ain you ashamed r.
4 yoaug couple had been married By
Quaker, ana after the ceremony ne remarked
20 the husband .Frieua than art now ut the
end Of thy troubles"
:ca weeks after. the vonag nan came TO
She good minister, boiling over with rage, CHS
wife Was :. regular vixen 4 thongs y'u told
re that was at The end -. ny troubles
So did, friend, bat did no, say which enl. 4
story is told OF . groom who had enormous
feet. The borse trol on one Of them Hheseat
the groom .cw into passion, and sworc and
beat The poor beast till ys,ander interposeF,
asking why he was in such q rage
Rage, shouc- TIC gsoom the beaa: tied
en- my foot
..Your foot" cycling its extended surface,
"wLy, the horse must pu; his foot down
some where II
4 man coming home late ouc night, q little
more than dali seas over" feeling thirsty
procured glass Of water and drank it. In
hall r,g ell
tina, la.y in The botton. &C the tumbler, the end
cacaing in lis teeth. Feeling something in
his mouth a., ro, ,:rc,-i-r what I vas. ,-e
began pulling at the end and the little bs.
uuroilng he soon had saveral feet in his hand
and still no end, apparently. Terrified, he
shouted, at the top OF his voice ''Nife vie
say, wife. come here ! an pnrave.ing.
The pas, summer, Us a lad. modest'y attir-
e., was ca her way to ;he city 81 New York.
an board Of one The Ualsou river right hoass,
she al, quietly reading ia the lasiies cabin,
when a iaslionahly dressed dama m:staAi@g
her for servant .ather rnlely accas.oa her
with
spo YOU know his cabin is for the ladies
Cet,aiu.y d. was the answeT, and
have been wondering Gar so1ae ;irne ahy you
were here
There 5 an unusually stupid ooppcrhcad IN
.'c,eisho g. New York, who listened atsentivly
10 & reading Of Petroleum. Y. Nasty letters
describing tie Presidents western Journey,
and then srowlct: on. in H4nca disgust, ~ hal
A,,3,
blasted fool With hin. :os n
A gentleman driving vas accosed % man
walking along lie road, Who begged The tssor
10 pu. his grealcoat, which he found very
heavy, into MS vehicle.
with al. no. heart said the gentleman;
but i. we should no, be travelling 10 the
same place, how will you get your cont -
Sir said ls man with great readiness,
"a shall be in IL
An honest countrynlan, anxious to explore
tie wonders of the British Museum obtainc.! a
special holiday. Accordingly, taking with
him couple friends, lie presented himself al
The door FOR almi,tance. '.No admission to-
day, sir said the keeper. mo admission
to-day But u.us: come in-hase holiday
on purpose p NO ma,tcr--this is a close day
and the Museum i. shut What said JoEn.
s.ain't this public property ~ "Yes hut one f
me m.nes died few days ago, and We are
going to barry him" .sOh, III iha; case, We won't
:atrude." said John anu 50 he retired
The following very pcrspicaous and ocanic
manner Of ling plain story may be IN
atructivc TO slandererS:
Mother Jasper told re that she heard Crate
Woods wife say that John Handsome aunl
meution to her that Mrs Trusty was present
when the widow Darnan said that Cap Heart
all. cousin thought Ensgns Doolitle's sister
believed that old Mrs Oxby reconed that
Sam Trihs better half had told Mrs. Spauld
in. that her mother told her shat Mrs. Baga
tello hal two husbands"
There he goes again, said Mrs. Pactnston
in the legislature, member stood up FOL
The fifth time 10 speak on the same que- ton
"Thcrc he goes like = sod. fountain, ana just
"a fluid as water. Now Isaac, Eina hia1 and
see if you can't become q speaker of the house