Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1867-09-27

to lecture inthe West, at $2c0 EACH
lie will fill them before the meeting Of
Congress in November.
- When Bonner appeared with his
new horse Dexter ON the Harlem race
course for the first time, the other day,
all the "gentlemen took off their hats
to the horse. Alt
There is spring of remarkable Gu
ralive powers near Gettysburg, Pa. 1t is
said to be the only lithia spring in Amer
ca, and the New York Board of Health
are about making experiments with its
waters.
A democratic caucus in Pennsylva-
MIA demanded of the convention that it
should run a soldier for a certain county
office. The proposition was favorably re-
ceived, but on inquiry, no democratic SOL
der could be found in the county.
Young Ladies'" Going to make a
flower bed here, Smithers? Why in
quite spoil our croquet ground +" Gar
dener--" Well, that's yer pas orders,
Miss. He'll have it laid out for 'Orticul-
tur, not for 'Usbandry!"
"A Democratic orator, in denourcing
Ben Wade, called him an agrarian who
wanted TO divide all the lands among the
people. lie was astounded at the inter-
ruptions of That's the man for me-
" Good for him." Bully for the 'grarians."
- The whole of the first series of the
7-30s has been funded except about three
million dollars, and it is thought that a
large portion OF this amount has been lost
or destroyed, so that il will not be pre-
scented for payment.
The remains of the son of the Great
Napoleon, in whose favor his father abdi-
Gated, and for whom the title of Napoleon
Second was assumed, are 10 be removed
from Vienna and laid in the newly restor-
ed burial vaults of the Abbey St. Denis,
France.
Sportsmen all over the West are
complaining of the scarcity of prairie
chickens. The protracted and incessant
rains of spling-time, which lasted away
into the summer and into the egg laying
season of the chickens, interfered with The
work of incubation.
- About three weeks ago the house of
Simeon Putnam of Danyers, was entered
in the night and gold watch and chain
and gold bracelet stolen. No clue TO the
property was found till Wednesday last,
when the property was left in Mr.. P's
buggy in his stable, in an envelope, bear
ing the words, )" Forgive me-"
- An aged lady, member Of the Tyring-
ham Mass family Of Shakers, one day
recently, took from her closet some articles
of dress, telling some of the sisters >
present that they were the clothes she
wished TO be buried in. A few minutes
afterward she went TO bed, where she
died almost Immediately.
AN editor wrote an article on the
fair sex, in the course of which he said !:
" Girls of seventeen or eigh cen are fond
of beaux." When the paper was issued
he was rather shocked to discover that an
unfortunate typographical error had made
him say, 6" Girls of seventeen or eighteen
are fond of beams"
The following conversation occurred
between graceless boy and his teacher
" What does your father do when he sits
down at the table ?" 4" He asks for the
brandy bottle" don't mean that. Well,
then, what does your mother do when you
sit down at the table ?" s.She SAYS she
will wiring our necks if we spill any grease
on the floor"
Queen Victoria has nearly ready
volume of her own writing the staple Of
which will be an account of several Jour
neys made by herself and her husband in
Scotland. 1t is said TO contain many
pleasant references to her travelling COM
panions and servants,the too famous Brown
figuring among the number.
| - The authorities of Munich for some
years past have required that in all cases
of children dying in their first year, the pa
rents should declare whether or no the
infant had been sucked by the mother. A
statistical table of the last two years shows
that out Of one hundred deceased. eighty
eight wers not so brought up.
A WONDER FOR THE WORKSHOP
| Every Mechanic should have ready Mt
hand box Of Grace's Celebrated Salye.
as it is ready remedy Tor accidents,