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Mummy haz dun one thing for the
world that nothing else could have did
SO well-it haz developed the phoo!s.
Although mankind worship wealth, L
will give them credit tor one thing
they seldom mistake it for braues-
Most ov the CRATE things have been
did by taking the chances. Prudence
haz but one eye, while fortune haz
thousand.
ira man had stommacks and 2
outsides, there might be some excuse
for adding ten thousand dollars each
year to his pile.
Il don'tread emmy body else's poetry
but Homer's, upon the same principle
that always drink, when ills Just as
handy, out ov spring instead ov the
outlet. .z.- ..t- ..s
Treason IL one ov them kind ov stains
that wash well. ...-.
Ifa man haz got to be poor aul hiz
lite, aint sure but II would be sum
mummy in hiz pocket to be ignorant.
Fust class virtue iZ ulwuZ anXius 20
avoid temptashun.
Yu kant transplant Yankee sue
cessfully without tHkin up good deal
of the siIe with the roots.
1t is eazy enuff tn git religion, but tu
hold il is what bothers fellow. A
good grip is better than rubiz-yes!
than much fine cotton clothes.
I enjoy good lHtf, one that rushes
out ov mans soul like the breakin up
ov Sunday school; but a latf that
comes TO the surface as the hickups
cum, or backs out ov man like the
struggles Ov chicken choked with II
chunk ov half wet doe, L utterly ia
ment. tf a.aH-
There amt no poetry in poverty, but
emmy number oV feet oy blank verse. =.
l am called "broad humorist," and
I am glad ov il; there is plenty nv mar
row humorists in the country without
me.
Emmy man who kin kompel woman
tu make shirt for twenty cents ought
t. be filled full ov fish hooks and tn be
used for bait tu ketch other sharks
with. #a.E-T
SiIence Is one ov the negative virtues.
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GOOD BUTTER.
If you fail to sell your butter at The
highest market price, you may be cer-
tain that it is not of the best quality,
and that the fault is all in the making.
There are few simple rules, which, if
followed strictly, will insure good but
Ter and fair prices-the first, and most
important of which is perfect cleanli-
ness in every stage of the process of
making. Without this, all other COLI
ditions will be fulfilled in vain.
/. Your milk pals, pans, cream pot
and churn, must be washed perfectly
clean every time they are etnpIied, and
then thoroughly rinsed in boiling hot
water, wiped with clean towel and
dried in the sun and fresh air.
.. Before milking, brush the cows
bag before you set the pail under, and
get off the loose, fine hairs, which will
otherwise fall into the milk and If the
teats or bag are dirty, wash them clean
with cold water.
3. Set your milk in cool, airy place,
where II will be secure from smoke,
SCOT, ashes, dust, and flies, and take of
the cream before 1t turns to clHbber.
To get all the cream before the milk
turns, It is an excellent plan to set the
pals into kettles over the fire with II
little water in them, and heat the milk
nearly to the boiling point, and stir it
before straining. BY this means you
will get all the cream in twelve hours,
perfectly sweet and free from Jumps OF
clabber.
4. Every time you add fresh cream TO
the churning, stir the whole well to-
gether, and keep the cream excluded
from all manner of dirt and foul or
hot air.
s. When churned, work the butter
milk thoroughly out OF it. To do this,
some work it in cold water, believing
that II requires less manipulation to Hc-
complish 1t, and results in less injury
to the grain of the butter, which is in
jured by excessive working; but II
water is used, care must be taken to
work that out, or Il will be as bad as
the butter milk in its effect upon the
butter. Pure Rock salt, il ground fine,
is as much better for butter as it is for
pork in the coarse state. Salt freely,
but not excessively. Butter that is too
fresh is insipid, however perfect it may
be in other respects.
9. Pack closely in perfectly tight,
clean crooks or tubs, scalding them
into use, and keep the butter covered
with strong brine of rock salt.
These rules faithfully followed Will
cause your butter to be sought after at
the highest prices. But il, on the con-
trary, you wash your milk things in
tepid, lgreaSy dish water, wipe them
with a greasy dish cloth, and set them
for use without scalding-if you let all
the hairs and dirt go in that will in
milking, strain through something that
has holes as large as your finger, set
your milk where your bacon should be,
and where it will catch all manner OF
dirt, and let it stand till 1t will stand
alone taking of the cream-you nee d
not wonder that nobody wants to buy
your butter,- Wis. Farmer, n Il
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MEDICAL COLLEGE OF OHIO.
The Mount Auburn
YOUNG LADIES' INSTITUTE

CIITUATED ON THAT BEAUTIFUL EN-
= inencs North Of the CITY OF Cincinnati
from which It derives It's name, has Just
closed its TWenty-SecOnd Session. aa-.
The past year has been one of unusual
prosperity, there having been in attendance
two hundred and thiFty-nye young ladies',
No cdIe Of sickness requiring a Physician has
occurred.
sition, while yet so near the city, gives II ad.
vRntages over either city or country schools.
It's character as nr5t-Tate seminary OF
Learning is too well known to need further
comments.
The LIBRARY, CABINET AND, APPA-
RATUS, already very extensive. are receiN-
ing yearly additions.
For Catalogues or Information. address
.I|# - rHGHa l. H WHITE,
. West Fourth Street, Cincinnati, o.,
or II. THANE MlLLEr, PEST
augS-Bgd
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educational
Bethany College.

THE TWENTY SESSION OF
Il this well known scat OF learning Will
commence on -r- .rs.
MONDAY, son sEPFEHBEE. 1857
and terminate ON the 18TH June, lSSs. II Is
romantIcaiIy situated in the midst OF the
beautiful and healthy htii country. OF the
''Pan Handle" OF West Virginia, aud easily
accessible by Rail Road or River, and sur
rounded with the most favoIah Influences
fol student life
AMPLE ACCOMMODATIONS
are provided both for PUBLIC and PRI-
VATE BOARDING. and unfurnished rooms
WIN be let TO students who wish to board
An expeneneed and able corps OF PrOtes-
sors Is engaged, and every facility for o COM
PIefe and thorough course OF Instrue-
ION will be furnished to the student
FACULTY.
w.K. PENDLEToN, President, aud Prnf.
OF Mental, Moral and Political Philosophy
19 &. Ieiit Ie Io6s. Prof OF Ancient Languages
a. ". HARDING, Prof of Mathematics
Il. BARCLAY, Prof. OF Natural sciences,
B. T. JONES, Tutor.
BIBLI CAL INSTITUTES.
Lect1erG-w X PESDLETON. l. l. LoOs.
R. KIcHARDsoN, j. I. BARCLAY ,a
The course of Biblical Lectures commences
thslast Monday in March and continues
weeks. FREE OF CHARGE TO ALL
.H u+a TIE Z MS. H.
Tuition $50 per session. Boarding from 8
unf1rnished rooms IS per session to each
Free tuition to sons Of Ministers of the Cos
pei OF all demo Ilinations.
For particulars, apply for catalogue To Prof.
G. L. LooS. Secretary, or TO
w. K. PENDI4ETON, President
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Tickets 8l2, Halves 50, Quarters t8.
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RER LOTTERY VIII be urawnIN PUBLIC, In
EovIEGToS, KY, BY SWORN RNCoHNlSSIoSERs
at ONE O'CLOCK, p. NJ, at the corner Of Fourth
and Scott Sis The Kentucky State Lot
cries are no GIFT Enterprises, but Responsible
Money Lotteries, thai have been conducted
for the past thirty years, and are drawn
under the authority of a charter from the
state and bonds are given for the payment
OF All prizeS The drawings are published in
the New York Herald aud Cincinnati Com
mercinl.
and Last OF each month during 1857 and 1888.
Circulars OF Lotteries drawing daily hent
by application to the Managers.
Address all orders for tickets to
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sary to its peace that he should be re-
moved from office. For, what the
whole country needs, and every inter-
est in it, is the speedy completion OF re-
construction; and if the President Of the
United States uses the great power en-
trusted to him to defeat every attempt
al reconstruction, aud puts himself in
opposition To- the laws which Z he is
bound to execute, then he commits
high crime and misdemeanor against
the uatiou.-N. Y. Post Of 9th inst.
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Gtre0nteltfqetrre1~
POLITICAL.
fiL AMONG HIS FRIENDS

AhON1 lid LAAA--tDsPs .H
In the course OF speech ut Mays
vile, KY, few nights since, NaIlan-
digham said: EE uL.ltE =
"Here, to night, find myself in the
house of my friends, surrounded by
those whose cheers reach the inmost
depths of my heart of hearts. thank
you most earnestly for this kind and
cordisl welcome. Only Il few years
ago, on this very spot, the man who
addresses you would have been hung
had he attempted TO express the senti-
ments he does tonight, and noble Ken
lucky ladies were driven into exile for
daring 10 adhere 10 the doctrines OF our
fatheTs. Behold The progress of the
nation. Tonight speak 10 Kentucky
freemer-I am freeman myself Be
true, Kentuckians, cheered by the
smiles of Kentucky women, TO the
stand you have taken. The nation
needs sour example. Across the river,
in my own native State, and in the ma
tive State of my iathers-now in her
widowbood-1 thank God my fathers
were from that grand old Common
wealth of Virginia,-the birthplace OF
Washington, Jefferson, and Madison,
of Robert f. Lee, and Stonewall Jack
son. Aye, these are noble names, and
no loyal igretch shall close my mouth from
speaking the praise Of these men, who,
however mistaken they may have BEEN
were Il
and true to the principles of human
liberty than thousands who call them
traitors. Their names ICill iive IN history
as noble representative men of the HG-
tioH."
In view of the fact that Maysville
was, and is, hot bed OF secession, the
distinguished martyr" undoubtedly
feels at home there. Judging from his
language and their recent election re-
turns, Vallandiehum and his hearers
have undergone no change in senti-
ment. During the war, they were dis
loyal, and they are disloyal now.
Now, as then, they look upon Lee and
Stonewall Jackson as "noble names,"
and upon Unionists as "loya1 wretch-
es." Now, as then, the individual who
gives expression to the above senti-
ments is an apostle and leader of mod
ern Democracy. His purity in the Buck
eye State made him its standard bearer
during the war, and to-day he is plan
ming its campaigns for another contest.
Proiitiug nothing from experiences, the
Democratic party is as disloyal now as
| the Union, and pronounced 1t failure
at the moment Shernan's victorious
| legions were laundering at the gates of
| Atlanta. However much dissatisfied
with the course of some Radical lead
ers, the people will never consent to
hand the reins of power over to an or
ganiZation which still continues to re-
CUgnize and follow the lead of such
men as the Maysville orator.-N. Y.
Com. Advertiser. ..... ..........
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A GENTLEMAS. residing in the Shen-
andoah Valley reports the corn crop as
enormous in that section. Winter veg
etables also are remarkably abundant.
Baltimore and Washington have be-
come so populous (near 10000 inhabit-
ants in both cities) as 10 consume
large share of the products of Maryland
and Virginia. n'
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Grafton -. IS pm. Arrives
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wash'n city, $40 a ~EzoePJ suDdays,
Except Sundays. - lf-. ---
#4l. s Mali. TRAIN.
Leaves Whselingo il Leaves BALTIMORE
daily at..--9.l0 PM daily at.-.-6sl5 am.
Arrives Wash'n oity-7;L5 e
Grafton ---,..- s2ss20 am. Arrives
CumberIand 7:sO "a Harper's F'y- 100 pm.
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Wincbest eF..2sb0 % tGiraftoD---.--lis0 ..
baltimore .-.-6s00 Wheeling-.---4s40 .. m.
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ASAN FRANCISCO correspondent of
the New York Times writes. .ThegTeat
social evil of the city seems to be, how
ever, the hotel life. Large numbers of
people, who ought TO be keeping house,
whether from lazlness or supposed
economy, live alone or with their fam
lilies in hotels or boarding houses.
From this kind OF life come the scan
dals which so much disgrace the city,
and the bad gossip which is SO preya-
lent here. Here are brought out the
fast and loud young girls we meet SO
much while travelling in California,
and here the young men, many of them
foreigners, learn the free and-essy man
ner with ladies', which so destroys, on
both sides, all the charm and grace Of
iutereourS.e. Ii iThis Is not the fruit, Il
should be remembered, Of the refine
nent of San Francisco, but mainly of
this hot bed life in public places"
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PASSENGER TRAINS WILL RUN BY
L the following schedule on and aftsr May
s, 1867.
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TIME 1'wEHTY-SEvENTH SESSION OF
Il this well known seat OF learning Will
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The immense CONSUMPTION of beef
cattle in the great seaboard cities has
built up a great business, extending
across the Mississippi Valley into
Texas. There are at least four distinct
branches Of this business; the raising
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the same time that New England philan-
thropists and politicians were ringing the
changes on the bar barism Of slavery New Eng
land shipowners, It was known, we're engaged
in the slave trade, Brother Jonathan Impair
tally making his game on both sides Of the
great question. II would seem now also that
New England exercises a double activity
through her deep interest In the niger. New
England radical orators are preaching politics
oil over the South and telling the niggers
how to vote and who to vote for. Other New
Englanders, convinced that Sambo was happier
in slavery, are doing what they may to make
him happy from their point Of view Negroes
from the Southern States are said to have been
started ostensibly for Liberia and landed and
sold for slaves in Cuba "by Boston shippers"
This story co mes from North Carolina Boston
will deny Il, Of course; but that city orght to
have an investigation, 70 whitewssh all It's
shippers very nicely, and prove the story hor.
ribiy and terrincally hlss.
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Throughout our States, and especially In
New York city, we are constantly meeting with
mon some Of whom have lost an arm, others Q
leg, and others who have in defending their
country, been unified for gaining liv elihood
after being mustered out Of the United States
service. II anything were required to make
man dis gusted with his country and Its govern
ment this would be sufficient On all sides Of
M we fnd the men who staked their lives for
the upholding Of our nationality now blacking
boots, peddling neckties, or frequently obliged,
after saving the life Of the nation, 10 beg Of the
towards whose courage did not permit them
to enter the field. "Beg or starve," says the
United States to her brave defenders, and beg
or starve is forced upon them. while there are
thousands Of petty Offices in the gift Of the gov
eminent which might be filed by those MANNED
heroes whom the government loves to dis
honor. Not only is this tho case with the SOL
ders, but with the wives and children Of the
dead men who, by yielding up their lives,
stretched bulwark Of blood along the line OF
secession. Their wives are now, in hundreds
Of cases, supporting their families by washing,
sewing, or in mental employments, while hun
dreds more have, to the shame Of the nation,
died in almshouses, and some have even starved
to death In their fruitless attempts to get the
miserable pittance allowed them by the country
In the form Of pension.
We want such institutions as are found in the
Old World for the care Of our soldiers who
have lost their limbs, and there is room for
justice, not benevolence, in the treatment Of the
widows and orphans of those who have died on
the battle field. Give us more legislation in
behalf Of justice and less in behalf of corrup-
ton and contracts, otherwise the people will
begin to make comparisons between monarchi-
cal and republican governments that will not
be favorable to the latter.
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From the music that reaches us from tho
PIsias, from Colorado and Nebraska, 1t is evil
dent that the war dance has commenced, and
several thousand Wild ssvages have opened
the ball Army contractors, Indian agents,
commissioners, and s.susand other hangers
on, have at length succeeded in bringing the
only too willing savage into open hostility
with our troops and the frontier settlers. How
the war was brought on Is not now the ques-
ton The problem is how to finish It in the
best manner. Certainly, as the whole frontier
is aware, It can no mere be finished by regular
troops than could our late rebellion and the
only method is by the volunteer system as
proposed by the Governors Of the frontier
States- We believe in fighting Indians in the
manner that they themselves fight, so that
they will appreciate our efforts. It is well
known fact that they laugh at our regular
army. which rarely captures or kills anything
but sick squaws or tired out old men. Four or
Eve frontier regiments of men who understand
Indian warfare, and have an interest in seeing
II ended at the earliest possible moment, are
better than the whole regular army to place
on the war path. The latter are too fond Of
their comforts, and think that II Ia just as well
to take Ii easy and close up the affair In two
or three years as to hurry up. Let us have
organizations such as Governor Hunt, OF Colo
RADIO suggests, and we shall make short work
OF the redskins The country then win not
groan SO heavily under the expenses
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The accounts Of the crops which we continue
to receive from all parts Of the country are Of
the most cheering character. II we do not have
too much rain within the next fortnight the
harvest will be one Of the most abundant that
has been known for many years. In The South
the grain crops promise TO more than supply
the wants Of the population, larger quantity
Of land being sown with cereals than is usual
in that region. The importance Of this fact will
be appreciated. II will do more to forward the
work Of reconstruction than all the efforts that
the politicians are making. As regards the
country generally, the prospect brings with II q
strong sense Of relief Spectators had driven
the price Of -four to such point that the work
ing classes, in spite Of increased wages found IL
difscult to make both ends meet The mono
polists have had their turn, and now will have 70
disgorge some Of their illgotten gains Unless
they are sustained by the national banks In
the effort TO hold back stocks the price Of -four
must continue 10 tumble until II reaches
the point at which II stood at the
commencement OF the war. II the national
banks assist them in trying to arrest this
downward tendency they will add 70 the
disfavor with which they are already regarded.
Their aid in the matter could In any case be
only temporary, and their managers will do
well 10 reflect on the consequences 10 their own
interests from the pursuance Of so unpopular a
course, With abundant crops North and South
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Ex.G OvernOr brown On k0COustruCtlOus
Ex-Governor Joe Brown, of Georgia, is evil
IDENTIFY one Of those men who understand what
taking time by the forelock" means. In his
recent speech in Milledgevilie he proclaimed
himself in favor of any party which, after the
admission Of Georgia into the Union, should
show the greatest disposition to stand by prin-
ciples which would tend to restore the pros
perity Of the South and the whole country. In
this he has set his foot down upon very safe
base; but he more wisely defines the position
which Georgia and the whole South should co.
cupy when he says that in selecting party for
support in the future he shall be guided by
none Of the predictions or prejudices Of the
past, as the war had settled all the old issues
upon which parties were based. Herein he
re6eots in great measure the opinion Of the
best minds in the South, who regard the result
Of the war as fnality in matters Of opinion
upon the right of secession and other questions
arising out Of It, but are not quite prepared to
swallow radical doctrines any more than they
are disposed to cling TO the old democratic
State rights idea, which has vanished with the
war. It is new party which must reconstruct
the country, and that party Is not to be found
In the ranks of the radicals or the democrats,
but must be constituted by the people, with .
popular leader like General Grant ct their
head. When such party presents itself par
tisanship will have to give place to the broad
expression Of popular will, and Governor
Brown and the other prominent men OF the
South, BY following its standard, will find
themselves on the safest and quickest road to
reconstruction.
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aeaawLE SUICIDE n sraMGruELD, nAss
SPECIAL rtllsaAm 10 THE HeaAlu.


II O'Clock p. r. !
One OF the most horrible suicides heard Of waa
committed In this city Saturday morning widow
named Maria Gilmore, who lived alone, took . single
blade knife cut frightful cash in her abdomen, and
completely tore out her bowels which were found
detached from her body in . pail Of water
beside her The floor covered with rsas
pool OF blood, and on the table was whstssoos with
which she had shapsned the knife before beginning her
''harkar" Strange as u may secm, she lvss an hour
and half afssr being dissmbowclsd, dyins a. nine
O'Clock. During that time she wss attended oy tho
priest and made her will. bequeasnns considerable
property The Of the suicide supposed 70 have
been insanity Mrs Gtmorc's ags wss nry'hve