The weekly North-Carolina standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 186?-1869, 1867-11-27
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For the Standard -
BURKE County, North Carolina Staitssseses
21st November 1867.
DEER MISTER PELL.-- As you ak yore
friends, in yore Scent-er-nell, to send you the
lection muse from every Kounty as sumo as
the lection is over, SO you may publish the
muse in the Sent-er-nell and let every boldly
no how the lections ar gone, and as you
haint got NANNY trends in thess here parts
and nifty few ov them kan reed ur rite, /
hev konc.ewded to obleege you and let you
no how this Kounty has gone and voted-I
no you wood never heer eff didn't rite to
you ard l no you woodnt sleap well Nv
nights, nor could not say yore prairs good,
nor couldn't eat, nor couldn't drink nor
couldn't do nuthin rite eff you didn't heer
the lection news, so have konclewded to
send it ON to you and to let you no how the
lection went in this Kounty, as don't want
you to keap awake all the time, nur don't
want you to stop praing, fur yore prars ar
alters ansered in a most remarkabel manner,
nor don't want you to fast too long, fur eff
you Go the price ov beat will go down and
wee mountin foxes will luse site of mummy;
nur don't want you too git too thursty fur
dL1 Oiiully SCSiIC<l lui lOSA WCO uosSut iloiSt
more korn and rye than will doc fur bred
and our stok, so in pity fur you and our
Kuntry have konclewded to rite to you
and send you the lection muse and let you
no how the lection went and how the people
up here voted in this lection, so that you
may publish the muse in the Scent-er-nell
and let all the people every where no how
the lection went up here in this Kounty
and how the white foxes and the niggers
voted up here in Burke Kounty North
Calina Staff and how the lection went fur
Kunvenching and agin Kunvenching and
how the lection went-and the only thing
will charg you fur mi trubble in riting to
you an tellin you how the lection went up
here in this Kounty and how the people
voted is that you will send fur Seaton when
you go to reed this letter and let him hear it,
so he may no how the lection went up heer
in this Kounty; and when you and Seaton
hav red it then want you to send fur friend
Johnothing and reed it over to him and
then believe you will awl feal like praing
and no when any prain is to be done that
you no how to do it, fur I heard you pra
wunst-but eff any cussin is too be dun you
had better jist hold trend John-o-t things hat
| dlN iCO RSOeiHS poI Aitu Ou Vic OcCh duu
then lie bet mi pile that he will doc the
cussin part too yore intire satisfaxun, but eff
he shood fale and not cuss hard anuff to
suite you, then anvil you have too doc is to
send up here after sum ov over offs holders
who has been sucken the publik TIT so long
that thay don't no how to let go, and lie
enshure that they will cuss tell you will be
obleedged to shout-why my deer Mr.. Pell
you may get them between you an the sun
and you can sea the cusses as thick in them
as maggits in a ded boss an it won't surprise
me wun bit eff thay git so mad when thay
hav to let that tit go thay have been suking
so long that they will 60 rite strate and jine
the---Bankrup law. Well now deer
Mr.. Pell as l sed before 1 will let you no
how the lection went up here in this Kounty
and how the people up here voted And
fur fear you don't no who yore trends were
here and who yore enemise was, will tell
you. Yore trends was Mr.. agin Kun
venching and Mister Flemmon and Mister
Kurbey, and yore enemise WAS Mr. Fur a
Kunvenching and Mister Parks an Mister
Murfy. Well as l was gwine on too say
how the lection went and how the people
voted, yore trends Mister Agin a Kun
venching got $50 votes in this Kounty at
the lection and Mister Flemmon got 235
votes and Mister Kurbey got 235 votes-and
yore enemise Mister Fur Kunvenching got
792 votes at the lection and Mister Parks
got 7S7 votes and Mister Murfy got 7S7
votes; but no deer Mister Pell that 1t will
do you good to no, and want too give YOU
awl the satisfaction 1 kin, that only about
335 ov the nasty, dirty niggers voted in the
lection In this Kounty SO you see that eff
thay hadent voted at-awl yore trends wood
have bin beet emmy how by more then too
hunderd votes So no more at preasant but
remanes yore affeckshunite trend tell deth.
RED STRING.
P. s. Sence riting the abuv have hearn
from Mackdowil Kounty an it appears from
the vote that you haint got no trends up
thar nuther what kin reed ur rite fur no eff
they Good hey rote they wood hev had
more tickits on yore side so l jis no frum
that circumstance they couldn't read nur
rite, but drink sperrits, oh Lordy how tina
kin do that. Well as thar Is no boldly to
rite to you frum up thar, I hev konclewded
to rite to you misef an let you no how the
lection went and how the people voted up
thar an how yore trends run ut the lection
so you kin publish it in the Scent-er-nell
and let yoro trends down thar no how the
lection went up here an how menny votes
yore trends up here got at the lection.
have hearn and I no it cum strate that wore
| trends Mister Agin Kunvenching and
Mister Flemmon and Mister Kurbey each
got 16S votes in Mackdowil Kounty and
Mister Fur Kunvenching and Mister Parks
and Mister Murfy each got 49S votes. Now
my deer Mister Pell am obleeged to wind
up my letter as my paper is give out, but
before klose l must holler whooray fur the
Scent-er-nell and Mister Pell and Seeting
and friend John-o thing an doc think you
orter send fur Zeb an let him jine the meetin,
he will doc you nifty heap NV good.
Your feckshunate trend tell deth agin.
r. s.