Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1867-04-27
NEW SERIES, VOL. 3, NO. 2S
MISCELLANEOUS.
NASBY.
From the Toledo Blade.l

| IT PRODUCED AT THE CORNERS, AND LIKE
WISE AT wAsHINoToN--A PROPOSITION TO
REMOVE TIE COLLEGE REJECTED. .sn
tl4ai WASHINGTON, April 2, 1867.
The news NV the election in Connecticut
created the most profound sensashen at the
] Corners. 1t cum to us so unexpected, SO
like a clap Nv thunder from clear sky, or
| ruther SO like gfeam Nv snnlite thro a mass
NV overpowrin black clouds, so like the first
! streak Nv sunite in the mornin after a long
mite of colera morbus, with no brandy in the
house, that we wuz overpowered with it..
The Corners hewitt experienct sich a salts
factray spasm NV Joy sence the reject NV the
news NV the Fort Piler affair 1t perdoost
a very singler effect on Deekin Pogram.
When | cum up to him with the news, he
wuz engaged with all the elokence be pos
sest a trying to convince a nigger, wich for
nerly belonged to him, that, after all, the
Southerners themselves wuz the only ones
wich the niggers Good trust, and that when
the time cum for EN- to exercise the 'lective
| franchise, eff they had any regard for their
own interests they wood turn their back on
the Ablishinists, who wuz, to a man, hory
headed deceevcrs, and trust them and them
| only who knowd em. aa.,. ....
"Samyooel," sed the Dcekin,. in a affec.
shoulder, why shoo6ent We love yool 700
are bone NV our bone, and flesh Nv our flesh
we are Nv one b!ood"--Uhis remark the
Deekin got into habit some years ago NV
! gittin off when speekin Nv the Dimocrisy
North, and allus uses it. 1t is ruther efiec-
tive tho in this instance ef | had bin in his
| place shoOdent hev slung it out, OWN to
/ the pecooliar construckshen wich mite be
I put oCto iD-"and our interests is one,
Samyooel" .f'N l.'
'"Deekn," seq I, nterruptin him. "Deekin /
| Connecticut hez spoken in thunder tones,
and hez gone Dimocratic." '.'." ..-
"What y sez he, "Dimocratic J"
Verify" sez |. "a Governor, and three
| Congressman out of four u.
There was II sudden rupcher NV the f. lend.
Wy relashens existin between the Deekin and
| Samyooel the dark complexioncd. If he
wuz Nv the Deekin's flesh the Deekin WIZ
in favor of mortifyin il. for never wuz flesh
so belabored ez wuz that unfortunit cliattel's.
The flesh wuz imejitly lasserated. He pitched
into him teroshus, and after pummeiin the
astonished Aferkin, who didn't see why the
result Of eleckshun shood work sich II
change, till he wuz out nv BREATH he con-
denst wat strength wuz remainin into one
| vigorous kick, exclaimiu-
| Take that, yoo black swindler. I've
talked sweet to yoo under false pretenses.
I've bin betrayed into wastin soft sawder
onto nigger-into coaxiu wher l hev II
! ondeniable rite to command-into--"
'Wat does all dis mean ~ sed the nigger
| family. ...r .....
Mean :" sed to him "my friend this is
the reaction we've heard so much about
its arriy. 1t means that there is a exceed
ingy good chance Nv yoor bein redoost agn
to yGdr normal speer, NV yoor comm down
from the high hoss yooye hin ridin and
in bein agin a servant unto yoOr brethren.
1t means that Connecticut hez spoken, and
that yoor good deal more valyooabe TO us
now than 700 wuz II hour ago. Go, my
friend, and buy save for yoor brooses, for
unless yoor heeld yoor valyoo will be less in
the markit. Yoo'd be ashamed to sell Tor II
low price, wooden't yoo2' .......
left the Dmocrisy jubilatin and come on
to Washington, teelin that | must 90 where
| Good find kindred soles, The mite &C.
rived there wuz high carnival at the White
! House. The President WIZ in tall leather.
Ther wuz Connecticnt visible all over him.
He he'd wooden nutmeg for buzzum pin
"a minatoor Eastwood ham hung from his
watch fob, and in honor OF the occashun
thay wuz drinkin punches made of Moo
England Ium, with small slices Nv Weather
field onyuus in EN- insted NV lemons. Ran.
dali sprung toward me ez | entered the
room, and clasped me by one hand, the
| President 10y tothcr, ana we tnen-not alto
gether onlikG the three graces- embraced.
! They he'd the advantage Nv me, eZ they he'd
( one odor--the onon-wich hedent, but
stood it. Why not, when that odor wuz
| from the breaths Nv those hevin the apintir
| power | wood hev stood il he'd they bin
eatin assoimtida, ELL. #tif r..
| At this juncter SekEetary Weiles came in
| "Ham said he, "why this unwonted hill
arity why this Joy where greet einerally
holds her court 3"
THE Connecticut eiecshIn," said Seward
"Oh, to be sure" sed the venerable old
man vacantly, Il remember. Hawley, wuz
it, or some other man who wuZ elected over
-over-what wuz his name 2-cur candi-
! date 2"
THAT wuz last yeer!" sed Seward angrily.
| "Well, perhaps it wuz. When did tina.
State vote agin 2" asked he innocently, to
wich no anser wuz given. But very little
attention is paid 10 Secretary Welles, by any
one 'ceptin Seward, and the fact that he oc-
casionaly undertakes to keep him postid in
that he's breaking up. Poor William, it's
evident that mes passin into his dotage.
Ther wuZ a pleasant gatherin. Cowan
wuz ther, and Salisbury and Garret Davis,
and Doolittle and Seymour and Brooks, and
more congratuiatory letters wuz read than
wood fill a page of the Moo York Herald.
John c. Breckenridge hoped this suspicious
event wuz the begnnin of good feelin, pre-
sagin, ez he trusted it did, the eyenchooel
triumph of them wicb he Led alluz bin proud
to cali his friends. Mayor Monroe. of Moo
Orleans, hoped that, after this evideneeiof
returnin reason, President johnson wood
not hesitate to remove that second Butler,
Gen. Sheridan, who wuz ouz to every friend
the President had in the city NV wich he
wuz lately Mayor. General Wise sent his
congratulashuns, but ez they okkepied thir-
tyieight pages Of legal cap paper, closely
written, they wuznt read Mosby sent u al
legoricle pipe made Nv a corn cob, onto
which wuz carved symholicle niger with
the American eagle with his claws into his
wool, with his congratulations and Fer
nando Wood and Jesse D. Brite and Dan
J VOORHEES, sent theirl, aud Vallandigham
wanted to know now whether or not the
President wuz goin to accept the situashen
and take the Dimocratic party to his buzz
zumi Ef so, be bed list Of apintmens for
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