The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-02-21

/. Now, the birth of Saint Andy was
in this wise; The Devil begat Burr,
Burr begat Calhoun, Calhoun begat
Davis, Davis beeat Booth, and Booth
begat ST. Andy the Apostate.
3 Behold the lord of the lash ap-
peared unto Andy i'll a dream, SAYING,
thou shalt get thee up from thy aboli-
ton slumbers and gird on thy armor,
for thou shalt he our tool, and we will
make thee ruler over Israel"
s. s'Thou shalt be called Moses, and
by thy exceeding ability thou shalt
lead the children Of Israel backward
through the Red Sea OF their own
blood into the land of Egypt, and the
house of bondage
T. Now all this was said that it
might be fulfilled which was spoken by
the mouth OF the prophet, saying, BE
hold [ viii call the roll of my slaves,
from the top Of the great " hite House,
and they shall answer by a pow-wow,
in q wigwam at the sea shore
5. Now, Andy being raised from
sleep by q gin cock tail, went and did
as the lord of the lash had commanded
him, and he knew no more the ways
of righteousness. And the dagger of
the assassin made new President, and
he called his name Moses-because he
made a great noise like bulI in the
rusheS.
CHAPTER II.
1. Inthose days came j John the Both,
Che was called Both, because he was
both man and devil, and he preached
in the land of Secessia, by tie banks Of
the Potomac
2. Saying, rejoice We, for the king
7om Of JEFF. is near at hand.
g. For this is he that was spoken Of
by the prophet Abraham, saying, Il
would rather be assassinated on the
spot"
4 'Now, behold he that cometh
after me is a mighty tailor, and l am
not worthy to stoop down and behold
his close fiji"
s. Then cometh the Tailor from
Tennessee to Washington to be bap-
tised Of him, and Booth said, Il am
not worthy" but Andy said, ''it must
be SO, for this is My Policy"
6. And he baptised him in the name
of Abraham, and christened him Moses,
and voice from Rebeldom cried Peace
Peace! Now we will have peace-let
us kill the nigger.
Z. And Moses said, eyes, we will
have peace" and he issued a declara
tion, and Immediately the cry Of muir
der began to be heard in the land, and
Moses said, 'Listen, I told you we
would have peace"
s. And every man who had commit
ted murder be made ruler in Israel /;
and no loyal man dare come unto him,
for they were al dead ducks IN the
new dispensation.
CHAPTER III
]. Now it came to pass that Moses
was more sober than he ever had been
before.
2. And he said I will make a great
lamentation in the land of Israel. ]
viii pull my hair and tear my close
fit, and make treason odious.
3. But presently Moses grew too big
for his close fit, and the lord Of the
lash took him into an exceedingly
black temple of the southern chivalry
and the lord of the lash spake unto
Moses, saying, 'All these will I give
thee, if thou will lead me back into
Egypt.
A. Now Moses remembered how his
father law had colored temple, and
he said | was tailor and made q close
ft
5. And Moses said, cit is writer
man shall not live by tailoring alone
but he shall have an office once and 6
while" Therefore, he said unto the
lord of the lash, 'tThou art my god
and if thou will make My Policy Pres
ident, will be your Moses to lead th'
children of Israel backward through
the Red Sea of their own blood into
bondage.
g. Now, the lord of the lash spoke
again unto Moses, saying, Behold
thou art tailor and art slow of goot
speech. But l will make Doolittle anC
Raymond speak for thee, and I will
make them bawl as young calves baw
for their milk, and whichever bawls th
loudest shall be high priest in the blacl
temple.