Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1867-05-22
Studints Guarters-In Nasbys Kollge.
CoNFEDRlT X ROADS,


Mr.. EDITUH.-Bein a men Nv bigg perceevln
qualitYs an evur redy to accert a inhooence on
hoas who air in the rong, an noing how mulch
yu an yur reeders kneed instructor in the pres
unit tumuitz Nv our politcle futer, mi inteligunt
kozzen hez rekested me to poost yu on things
in peticuar witch kunzerns mi kozzen's Dimp.
kratick stumick, who is ever loal to il passt
frens, Geff Da wis, etc.
The presunt times air veri awspcous fur the
frens of >eceshion. To notify happences ez tina
trangspire atour our gays, toud rekure the pen
Nv Semmes or a Greedy to thororly post you
on SIGH and SIGH.
Sine jined Prof. Nasby's koige, I've been
tott how abishnsts al. rooinatin our kuntry bi
helpn to git niggurs exaltd to the sitooatioa
wich US wites allus pridid ourseIvs as bein
maid to fill alone. Tiz repulsif to mi dick taits
L sertiniy feal dispison fur all SIGH. Hooman
natur lsent maid Nv irun. | amt mooe,
amt Linkun hireln, amt nu thin MORN a
man Nv soopereer perceevin capabilitys an
ureniss NV intenchuns deesyres. Kozzen
Andru REQUESTS me to sal so fur him.
kozzen Andlu has writ to me frum Wash
ington long lettur, in witch he sez he's neerly
playd out withe konstint watchin Nv abilsh-
nlsts, an that the kuntry air adoptin nu tashuns
anvil the time, and hiz unlmetid inginooity ez
cote kutter hez bin taxld to its uttermo5st, an,
to yuse the wurds our ilustris kozzen Andru
OF Washington: Il sc kut and tryd to maik
a TT IN evry kase. l kut wun tur ". Phileps,
kut wun fur H. Greedy, ETC., an non on um
fitted. l awlso Kut wun fur Valindigum an
twuz too loos. Dolittul's wuz poorly gud fit,
az Wuz Randurs awlso; but Thad. Stevuns' on
ly lokd at hz, and left the shop, and hez bin
BLOWN agin the turm every sine, an Ben But
lur seq orter be impeechd ez the stitches Nv
hlz hev awl bustid out, and the buttons | rep
resentid ez good, turnd out coppur!' lis
enuf to maik man kre til he hez to stan on
hiz he'd to lett the balunz run out of thare own
ackord. K zzen Andru hez jst telegrapned to
me tibet H. Greedy hez jist got a nu cote, WITCH
is puffck fit, an hez worn it to Richmond, an
hez he'd the Contederit buttons put on, ez he hez
jined us at the South He TUX heep Nv goold
withe him-about S5,0Oo-withe wIch to be
inichiated in the 'Kuites of the Golden Srcle"
Sum frens awlso got a nu koe, an hev ais o
gon down. Getf. Dayvis, the exier, wuz on
han to xtend to him the gryp. Under Wood.
the sweet an richous Juge, exspiaierated little
aohshunism. but TUX it awl bak soon arfter
He hez fur littul muney gin hiz buvd fren,
Geffsun Dayvs, hiz cunsent to go to M York, |
an Handy. Trooly the waiz Nv Providenz il
straing The vols Of he who pronounced the
etturs to be bustid shell liv on IN milk all hunev.
But It's orfu hoomliatin to the abishers. I'm
der Wood is wurmWood TO EN- now, an tharl
halt the shynin naim; but heel shyne briter
and briter, like polishd coppur Prof. Nasty
hez requested him to akcept proffesurshipp in
our instito"shun witch viii nodout be jyfully kon-
sidered. Horris Greedy is TO diver a lectur on
the 4th OF Gully befour our kolige, on the STEM
tific questchon Nv ''Seedin and Graftin.r Prof.
Nasty is kast down on ackount nv the leth Nv
Dekon Pogram, but feals rev,d sine nes heerd
Nv the releese Nv hiz greatness. o! happee
da-Ol sweete gustic-O! Kozzen Andru,
yur patryotick hart throbs ous withe emoshun.
Mr.. Editur duz us not awl Sc the benafts Nv
the chaingbullniss Nv mems minds
l aver that US duz
| vii now cloas this studio kommunicashun,
ez Andru, mi illustris kozzen, hez telegraphd
me, tibet OWN to prezunt encouraging prospecks
Nv gettin better fits, he will continur on hz
tailor shop until futer motifs, and rekuests me to
kongrater lait him; 20 l muss anser now while
I'm in conjunctiv mood. Ez fax tranzspire I'll
disseck UNI, an keap yu posstid-if wished.
In memorium of things as thay waz afore the
war Yurs fur mi kuntrJ,
PHILETUs JOINS Son.
THE FRANKLIN BRICK MACHINE.