Owyhee bullion. [volume] (Silver City, I.T. [Idaho]) 1866-1867, 1867-02-21

'9sess freedom, ,na'am y Kate sighed and said,
"oh, dear didn't know twas you"
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SAYINGS OF JOSH BII.LINGs.
like them kind of boys who are al
ways trying to liftia ton. s.,'-S 't'.s
Let the world understand that you kan
be spit upon, and you are a spit-box for
life af 81 M.3
1t costs more money now daze to feed
and clothc oct settry" than any other fell
Ter in the family. q
Conscience is nothing but reason more
or less .edicated; conscience is not SO
strong a aturalgift as an ear of musick.
Tharc is now aud then lion puts on
jackass skin, and for which he duz it
the Lord only knows.
Looking glasses won't lie, but they tell
sum orful plain truths once 10 aconsida-
bull while. VIZ aassa
A dog is the only dependent that l
kno Nv upon whom you kan alluz rely as
friend.
If yu are goin tew help man be
lively about it; promised assistance after
while is considerable debt.
Don't never profess much, for if you
get it right, nobody will remember it;
: and ifyou get it wrongno one will dis
rememberik elcas1 saiF,FsE
This trying w1ive on the reputashun
up ded grandfather is just about as en-
terprisiug as trying to hatch out rotten
eggs under tin Yeather.cock.
= "Here, fellow, hold thishorsc. Does
he kick ~ t"Kick ?iiiNo. Take hold of
him. "Does he bite?s "Bite No.
Take hold Of the bride, / say 'Does
it take two to hold ?H"No.p s"Then
hold him yourselfYl is,ia @ztsnss
"Pray excuse bit of sarcasm" said
Smith to Jones; "but you are an infa-
nous liar and scoundrel"
.ks'Pardon bitof froEyr replied Jones,
as he knocked him down with . poker.
A couple, only two months married,
made application at the Windham county
Comm Court, recently, for a divorce,
which was refused, the Judge declaring
that they could nothave made fair trial
ofwedlock. 3cs etssirTs zSf
.4asAu old offender was recently introduc.
ed to new country justice as John
Simmons, alias Jones, alias Smith. I'i11l
try the two young women first, said the
justice; "bring in Alice Jones'"
Somebody thinks that if nature had
intended man, to be adrunkard, he would
have been constructed Ikea churn, SO
that the more he drank, the more firmly
he would stand. ISIS N
r BuYINa A SADDLE,-Monkeys are
scarce in Michigan. 3 A saddler IN De-
stoit keptTone for a pet, who usually sat
OF, the counter. A countryman came in
one day, the proprietor being in the back
room The customer, seeing saddle
that suited him, asked the price. :
Monkey said nothing
: aaCustomer said, tl'll give you twenty
dollars for it," which monkey showed in
to the drawer as the man laid it down.
The man then took the saddle, but mon
key mounted the man, tore his hair,
scratched his face, and the frightened
customer screamed for dear life. Pro-
prietor rushes in, and wants to know
what's the fuss ~ sq-i ~
TeFuss?" said the customer "fuss
II bought saddle of yourson settin' there,
and when Invent to take it, hewon't let
me have it y go 50 = 'sf's 'AalyI
The saddler appologized for the mon
key, hut assured him be waspo relation.
gg-Another son Of Gen. Leo has gone
intQyhe collegiate business, having be-
cons9 Professor of Mathematics in the
I2I,dvnabpro IND \ Aor;cultural College.