The south-western. [volume] (Shreveport, La.) 1852-1870, 1867-05-01
Jokes on Russian America.

The New DIRK Herald OF the l2th IS par
| ticulary humorous on the Russian American
purchase; and, evidently, does not think much
of Mr.. Stewards bargain. 1t has number Of
paragraphs, of which the following are good
samples
For SALE, OR TO EXCHANGE FOR REAL
EsTaTE.-The advertiser, having on hand
| number of 6nc iron-c,ads for which he has no
further use, will sell the same cheap for cash,
or will exchange for real estate, improved Or
unimproved. Title must be unexccptionable.
Parties in want of such articles are invited to
call and examine the Miantonomah, now in
Europe. All applications to be addressed to
Uncle Sam, Secretary of State Office, Wash
ington. d. G. Communications from France
must be prepaid and enclose a stamp for reply.
SELL Youa PROPERTY AND SAVE TAXES
William Fl. s., dealer in real estate, Washing
ton, D. c., is prepared to purchase land, North
or South islands or continents, in large or
small parcels, and to pay the highest cash pri-
ces in gold Now is the time to get rid Of your
unproducive property and save taxes.
William Il. Seward, having gone into the
real estate business, is prepared to buy prop
erty, improved Or unimproved, either North or
South. Lands that grows oranges or icebrrgs
preferred. Apply to Washington, D. G. IN
exceponablr references as to title required.
A Few WEST INDIA ISLANDS WANrED.-
Amy distressed persons having few isIaads to
dispose Of in the Spanish Main can find pur-
chaser by applying to Washington, D. c. No
objection to Jamaica. Soulouque and Getf-
rard will be taken in with the purchase. Ref
erences exchanged.
| We HAVE Ir.-A bird's-eye view OF the
North Pole from old Grandfather Whitehead,
Mount St. Elias.
MONEY TO LoAN-Ons landed property in
sums of from seven to ten millions. Apply
by mail to W Il. S., Washington, D. G.
How TO MAKE Born ENDS MEET.-Buy
Patagonia. Mr.. Seward.
REAL ESTATE WANTED. Wanted to pur-
chase, real estate, in lots of 37l,975 square
miles and upwards Not particular as to To-
cation Apply to W. H. S. State Department,
Washington. D. c.
| The MILK in THE CocoANrT.-We can get
it with the Feejee Islands. Having commenc d
the purchase of outside countries, we can 60
on We have icebergs, but we want cocoa
nuts.
CASH! CAsn!! CASH.! Cash paid for
cast-of territory. Best price given for old
colonies North or South. ANY impoverished
monarchs retiring from the coIonisaon bust
ness, may find good purchaser by addressing
w. H. s., Postotfice, Washington, D. G. All
communicative strictly confidential.
To PERSONS IN EMBARRASSED CIRcUMsTAN-
cEs.-Owners of real estate who are in need
of ready money may hear of something "a
their advantage by applying to the old brick
building, adjoining the Treasury Department
Washington. D. c. No questions asked as
TO title. Property may be improved or IN.
improved. No objection to bulls, frogs OIL
half breeds.
MUST DE HAD-The volcano of Mauns
Loa the great lighthouse of the Sandwich Is.
lands. We have the heaviest and highest WA
,erfalls. the largest fresh water lakes. the long
est rivers. the richest gold and silver mines
and the greatest walrus fisheries in the world
and we want the biggest and hottest volcano
THE NORTHWEST PAssAGE-The kvlchpal
through Russian America. big thing OF
ice.'