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Explosions i. nm Oil Reanery.

New HAVEN, Dec. 81.
An explosion took place at the oil refinery of
Cowles & Leite, on Long wharf, this afternoon,
instantly killing the foreman, Frederick Thomp-
son, The building Immediately took fire and
was wholly consumed. Loss about $4,000; in
sured for $4,000, - =
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Resumption of Railroad Travel

BUFFALO, Dec. 81
Travel has. been resumed on all the roads
leading to and from this city. except on the
Lake Shore road.
SYRACUSE Dec 81
The NeyYprk Central Railroad ia clear of
snow the entire length. Trains ege running
on tine.sf = .
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l[Ecom the Eanaor Ir1ia s oonrierl

TROY, Me-, Oct 30.
DR.. CARPENTER, Dear Sir:-On the 25d OF Feb
ruary last, placed myself under your treatment for
Discharge OF the Ear, which had continued so long
and was great as to 9lIect nay hearing. After ap
plying the medicine prescribed by you two months,
my ears were entirely well and remain the same
Most Respectfully,
Mics SffsAN " HATHAWAY
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Pennsylvania Senat0rskip.

FHILADELPHIA, Nov. 81.
Forney's Press of tomorrow will contain an
article strongly urging the claims of Thaddeus
Stevens for the Pennsylvania Senatorship.
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Portland & MacAias Steam
Boat CO77a2,a7au.

TUE Stockholders of the above named Company
L are hereby notified that their Annual Meeting
VIII be held at the Office of Ross Il Sfurdivanf.
- Commercial Street, on Tuesday the sth day of
January 1897, at O'Clock 2, NJ, for the purpose OF
siness that may come before them.
Dec %, 1856. did
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RsHHN DNESS.
fkro1 Maine Farmer

In defiance OF physicians and all remedies suffer
ed overwhelmingly from ScrO1ulous Sore Ives teu
years, being frequently confined to dark room. The
Bangor, cured them entirely, and they remain
KATIE LANG.
Passadumkeag, Me- 1866
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/ From The MaiRs Fapgaer.i
4 - Hind Will, C.,.-.{t,lf.,,e 800 IT,,

was nearly blind with Serofulous sore Eyes four
years, being confined a dark AMI suffering
excruciating pain great por ION of the time con-
suited many physicians without relief Dr. Caryen-
ter curcd me. My sight - nuw good. 1 reside in
Vassalbcro'. AIRS. Z. B. LANCASTER.
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Navigation Closed
THE MARKETS.

BUFFALO, N. Y, Dec. 81.
The navigation of lake Erie is closed
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s'The National Traders Bank of
Portland y

TINHE Stockholders of this Bank are hereby notified
4 that their annual meeting will be held at their
Banking Room No 21a Free St, ON TUESDAY, the
i've Directors for the ensuing year, and TO act on any
other business that may legally come before them,
EDWARD GOULD, Cashier.
Portland Dec Z 1866 ,lneIf,i
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EfHRAiM MARINER.


/ suffered from CatarTh over 90 years. Last winter
when consulted DIR. Carpentor, had frequent and
eopious discharges, BAD cough, and my health so
much reduced tllaT myself and friends appre-
hensvc OF serious consequences but DIR. Carpenter
cured me- am now well, and Tree from Cattrrh.
tz7t 5 w. N. SOULE.
Cor. sewa and Court Streets Augusta, Sept a. 1866.
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Valuable Hotel Property for Sale.

tNhE Oxford House, pleasantly situated in the viii
L lase Of Fryeburg, Oxford county, Maine. is OF
fered Tor sale ar bargain, il applied for soon.
The House is large, in good repair, with furniture
and hStnres throughout, togeth with all necessary
outbu,ldings. 3
For full particulars inquire OF
HORATIO BOOTHBY,
. Proprietor.
Or Hanson& Dow, 345 Congress st. f1tIC6
Fryeburg, Sep. %, 1866 DIFF
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NOTICE is hereby given, that the subscriber has
~ been duly appointed and taken upon himself
tne trust OF Administrator with the will annexed of
the estate OF
JOSIAH MILLIKEN,
la e of Port and, in the County of Cumberland de
ceased and gwen bonds as thu law directs. Ali
persons having demands upon the estate OF said de-
ceased are required toexhibt the same and ali per
sons indebted to said estate are called upon To make
payment TO SETH M..MILLIkEN,
Administrator with the will annexed.
Portland, Dec. A, 1866. dec2Id3ws
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Fire nj Nax-nor.-

Providence, r. /, Dec. 81,
The Park House, Newport, was partially des-
$1,000; insured.
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To ID. f. CORsER, Clerk Of 50. stephens
Parish In the City of Portland, Mnine.

VOU are hereby required to notify and warn the
Il Pewholders and members Of Saint Stephens
Parish to meet at Shepley and Strouts Office, Ex-
change Street, Post Office Building, Saturday even
ing January 9th, 1867, at O'clock for the following
purT oses, viz:
LIST. To choose a Moderator
3D. To determine whether the Parish will build
or purchase Church.
81. To transact such other business as may then
and there come before said meeting.
GIVEN under our hands and Seals, this Twenty
Eighth Day of December. 1866
TIM. b. TOLFORD, (Seal assessors of
); 4. CORSER, (Seal){ 81. Stephens
CHARLES SAGER, (SeaD) Parish.
BY virtue of the foregoing Warrant to me directed
hereby warn and notify the Pewholders and mem
pers OF Saint Stephens Parish, in the City of Port
mnd to meet at the time ana place and for the pur-
pose therein specified.
Dated at Portland, this Twenty Eighth Day of De-
,cember, 1866
dec 80 DIT Twin
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Mobile Markets.
New Orleans NInrkrss.

MOBILE, Dec. 81.
q sic. The market closed firm "
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HOME TESTIMONY.
DEAFNESS.

Tie Testimonials below all received in this
State, and be readily investigated by those desr-
GUS or doing. Hundreds OF other certificates can
be seen at the Dr.'s Office.
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Destructive Fire ia Minneapolis.

CHICAGO, Ill, Dec. 81.
A destructive fire yesterday morning at
Minneapolis burned down the Chronicle Office
and nine buildings on Washington Avenue,
Helen and Minnetoni streets Loss 100000;
ms urance $4,000.
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REDUCED PRICES.

THE attention of the public called to the splen-
i did assortment of
English, German Il American Doesisins,
BrOadciOths, Cassinneres, SC,
For sale by ]. j. GILBERT, Munioy Hill Nc
80 90. Lawrence 81. Also q large lot OF lii
BLANKETS, by the pair as cheap as can be bought
at wholesale. dec20itf
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FOR s A e u.
Grove Hill Harm :!

FTHE above Farm is situated on an eminence over
Il looking the beautiful and thriving village of
Briagion Center and within one halt mile OF the
seen it to be the best and most desirable Location in
the County 1t comprises 10 acres, conveniently di
land; cuts from As to 80 tons first quality OF hay
The buildings consist of two story house. built in
1865, at an expense OF $500, with barn and out
buildings in good repair.
For particulars apply to c. P. KIMBALL, OF H.
W. GAGE, firm ofSiroat & Cage Portland, BlEN.
JAMIN WALKER. Bridgtop, or to the subscriber
RICHARD GAGE.
Bridgton, Dec, 1866. dec 81 eodSwtf
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INDIA RUBBER GOODS.

HAV1NG been burned out OF my Rubber Store
IL 147 Middle ST., 1 would solicit the trade
of the citizens OF Portland and vicinity, until
reopen) 10 my headquarters IS Milk Street. Boston,
where are kept every variety of goods made from
India Rubber comprising in part Rubber and Leath-
er Machine Betting, Steam Packing, Baskets, Rings,
Hose tor conducting and hydrant purposes Rubber
Clothing Of every description, Combs Balls TOYS
undersheetng for beds in cases of sickness rubber
BOOTS and Shoes, Tubing, Spittoons, Syringes,
Sioves and Mittens, Elastic Rings and Bands Piano
lovers, Horse Covers with and without hood, Wagon
lovers, Air Beds, Pillows, Cushions, and Life Pre-
servers, Mechanics Aprons, Rubber Jewelry, OF
beautiful patters and ali kinds Of Rubber Goods that
may be desired, all ofwhich will sell at manulac-
turers lowest prices.
Please forward your orders Tor the present to
--ss III. A. HALL,
jul 13eodtf Sc Milk Street Boston
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Farm fer sale.

I WILL sell my farm AlcI's Corner West
L brook, about three miles from Portland one mic
from horse cars, an, Westbrnok Seminary.
Said farm contains about 1C0 part OF it very
sllnabte Tor hlage. ana part OF il fer building lots
There is good house, two large barus and out bous.
cs on The premises. IL Will be sold together or III lots
10 suit purchasers CYRUS TIfURL0W.
scp11-dtf les Commercial St
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The Gothic Furnace I
ENoR Wood OF Coal is the most powerful furnace in
i use and has the most radiatiag surface. Judge
BULLOCK OF the U. S. District Court for Rhode Island
says " have used your furnace No. 10 two winters
it's simple IN construction, am entirely satisfe
with u and deem it preferable to any hot air furnace
| have SEEM.
,557 -fr AAEA. M, LESLEY,
Mif. Goa 9Th Avenue, New York.
circular sent by request. dc25dim
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EXTRA INDUCEMENTS
Canal National Bank

Canal National Bank.
THE Annual Meeting of the Stockholders of the
L Canal National Bank of Portland for the cleo
ton of seven Directors and for the transaction OF
any other business that may legally come before
them, will be held at 1888 Fore Street, Tuesday, the
9Th day of January, 1857, at O'Clock P. M
B. c. SOMERBY, Cashier.
November dtd
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Second National Rank

fTNHE Annual Meeting of Stockholders of the sSec
l. ond National Bank, Portland" for the election of
Directors and any other business WHICH NAV legally
come before them, will be held at Nos 1s8 and 100
Fore street, (up stairs ON TU ESDAY, sth January
next at p. Nj. l III II - oN-~NN-''
W. H. STEPHENSON, Cashier
Portland, Dec7 1866. dcsdtd
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First Glass Houses for Sale.

WE offer for sale the eight first class brick houses
w recently built by US, situated ON Pine Street.
between Clark and Carleton Streets.
These houses are thoroughly built, with slate roofs
brick drains, and marble Inantelpieces throughout
They viii be sold at low price, and very favora-
BILE terms. Apply at our office, No. 27h Danforth St.
j. Is. BROWN & SONS,
or VIM; H. JERKS, Real Estate Agent opposite the
Prebe House.
October 1G, 1866. dit
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Several marked cures have come under our observ-
alton, and we have conversed with many others who
have been benefited by DIR. Carpenters treatment
and we have become satisfied that he is skifu in the
class Of diseases which he treats and careful prom
Use only what he can perform Bangor Wing Cour.
See other Certificates in City papers.
dec 21-d1ln
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BOARD AND ROOMS.
To Let with Board,

4 LARGE FRONT PARLoR at 81 Free Street.
"A Also Lodging Room with without Board.
Dec. 29 dlWs
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House Lots on India ST., for Sale
ENQUIRE Of CONANT & RAND,
~ .--I 1853 Commercial Street.
or on H. NJ. PAYSON
fCrtland, NOV. n. dit Exchange Street
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Renaede pour L,Irresse.

hlS MEDICINE Cures 1ntemperance. BY plac-
ing Il in any liquid drank by the patient, the de-
sire Tor intoxicating liquors viii be removed The
mixture is harmless, being prepared by regular
physician. Froper directions accompany each pack
age Sent anywhere, by express, for So Address
Mass. dec 20 div
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LOST!

LOST!
4 LARGE sized Morocco Wallet, containing two
IA Railroad passes and number OF papers of no
use 20 any person but the owner Any person return
ing the same to this office, G. r. Chisholm & Bro,
507 Congress street, will he suitably rewarded.
December H. DIFF i
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FARM for Sale. The subscriber offers his
farm fer sale or will exchange for city property.
IT is first rate farm OF ITO acres, with two story
40x6O There is never falling supply OF good water
and wood lot. Said farm is situated on the road
from Saccarappa to Gorham Corner, about one mile
from the latter place. For further particulars apply
to DOW q JOHNSON, Moulton street, or j. H
COOK on the premises. jy27-eodtf
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NOTICE. will sell on favorable terms as to
~ payment, or let for term of years, the lots on
the corner OF Middle and Franklin streets, and on
FRANKLIN street, including the corner of Franklin and
Fq3e streets. Apply to VIM. billiard, Bangor
OF SMITH q REED Attorneys, Portland. jy12tl
HOUSE AND LOT Tor sale at Cape Elizabeth Fer
IL ry,-house nearly new Enquire OF A p. COLE
Packet Co. mi II ar
lNON SALE, in Gorham, fifteen minutes walk
from the Depot, a nearly new, neat Cottage
House, Barn and outbuildings, having all tie conyen-
fences and i'll prime condition. II is situated near
grove and snort distance from the County read
Apply to -lt j.. e, STEVENS.
Gorham July IT, ~ kw n WI F-Tf|
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DIR. Carpenter has entirely cured persons in this
city who have been under treatment at the Eye and
Ear lniirIharies without being benehtted.-tBeJast
dye.
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A Nj Il IL &c a
Popular Life Insurance COMPANY,
OF NEW YORK,

First Day of December, A. ID. 1866,
AS made to the Secretary of The State of Maine
Amount OF Capital Stock, 100000 90
Amount of Capital Stock paid in and / $50 80 80
invested in U, S. securities, Sioo,oUoo w
Amount at Risk, 6s6 200 90
ASSETS;
Cash in Bank, 81 q0s al
Premium Notes, eq7 ID
Z. s, Stocks, par value s1oO,OOo, market
value 107, 900 90
o1nce suInlture. 1874 SO
Amount due by Agents, 2237s II
Deferred Premiums 912s 12
S146,O46 "a
LIABILITIES:
Due to Banks, $4,000 90
Net Assets, S141,046 "a
(Signedl is. LAMBERT Vice President
j. PIERPoNF, Secretary
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Valuable Real Estate at Auction.

vHfUuUIt INCtI ESTATE at AupfIOU,
ON MONDAY, Jan. 7th, at O'Clock p. M on the
premises, shall offer Tor sale the valuable lo OF
land on Congress street, between the Amos Grover
anu Sathi. kcdon lots, nearly opposite the Misses
Jones boarding house, known as the Randall IRON
ery 1t Is about 90 feet Congress by ITO deep
There are two tenements on the lot, rentiup AZ
about $500 per 1t is one of the most iesira-
BILE pieces of prope ty in the market. Title clear
For particulars and plans call on
j. s. BAILEY, Auetioneer,
Office 176 Fore street, at Carter & Dresser's Book
store. dec3idtd
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The Certificates, published in our columns. of DIR.
Carpenters bona ide TO oar own knowledge.
lie is all he processes TO be- and will not humbug or
deceive the pubc.-t kenneJec Journal, Augusta.
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REAL ESTATE,
House for Sale,


CITUATED on the corner of Lincoln and Ander
- son Streets. 1t is new house, one and a half
stories, with an ell-good well of water &c. Honse
nearly finished. Lot 80 by 50. Price 5 800. Terms
easy. Apply to
PATTERSON & CHADBOURNE,
Dealers in Real Estate, '.Morton Block"
dc 29d1w Next above the "Preblc House,
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FOR SALE.

sTATEMENT OF THE CONDITION
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BRONCHITIS AND CATARRH.

A. W. HARRIS, writes from whale-sfip "Eldora
Do, March II, 1sGo: sHavng suffered for four wears
with bronchitis and Catarrh in their most aggravat-
ing FORMS feel It my duty to state that have been
permanently cured by the use of Larookall's Pull
and Tor SO called Catarrah Remedies but uiit:f used
the Syrup experienced no relief"
SPLITTING OF BLOOD, PLEURIsY, INFIA
TON OF THE LUNGS, PAIN fN THE
SIDE NIGHT SWEATS, HOAI,SE-
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WH0ODTNn rAunu

=. w. MAYER OF Carleton, N. b., writes I Dec.
1850: MY son, five years DID, was few months since
sii1einhg greatly from WHOOPING COUGH. Incy-
Puimonc syrup according TO directions and soon be-
gan to see Improvement. The Cough became easier
the eNpectoaion iieer and in two weeks the nalady
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For Sale.

A VERY desirable and convenient II story house,
"A with barn, wood shed and carriage house. all in
good order, with acres OF land only one mile
outside OF city, upon which there are 500 choice fruit
trees, consisting of apple, pear, plumb and cherry;
also an abundance OF currats, gooseberry strawber
ry, &c, with very best OF water large brick cstern
and furnace in the cellar; splendid garden and in
nrst rate neighborhood, and in every way desra-
bic property. Immediate possession gwen. Prioe
only $1,000.
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LOST AND FOUND.
l. O = II /!

RETWEEN the Grand Trunk and P. S. & P.
ID Depot,
A Solid Leather POrimanteau,
Checked with Boston and n. Y. Check No. 99p.
The finder will be suitably rewarded by leaving 1t
at the p. S, & P. Depot.
deCf9d2T
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STATEMENTS OF me PRESS,

An the published Certificates OF DIR. Carpenter arc
bona Gie.-( Maine Farmer.
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For Lease.

TINE valuable lot Of land corner of Middle and
J. Plumb Streets, for term OF years. Enquire
OF c. G. MITCHELL Il son,
Aug. e. 166G-dtt 17S Fore Street,
o. House for Sale, No 80 Myrtle Street. En-
@:,i quire at No. Central Wharf
WAisl July 12-fltt s..f
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AUCTION SALES.

Il. M. FATTEN Il CO., Auctiouecrs.
PLUM STREET.
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Valuable Real Estate on Elm st.
FOE 81 e.

A PORTION OF the "DAY'' Estate on Elm Street.
- comprising over $4,000 feet OF land, together
with Brick Houses, Stable Sc. This property is To-
Gated on Lin and Cumberland streets all susccptlble
OF improvement, and has front Elm street OF es2
feet. Es.- tst-s n t-7s7-li -
The above property is offered for sale either in por-
tons OF collectively, on liberal terms. Apply to
aug20-1 JOHN c. FitCCTOR
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Mrs. j. r. BURSTS, ia East 23d St. N Y, writes
Oct ., leC4: "During last winter three OF nv chil-
dfen were attacked With Group and from the violence
Oh inc symptoms, they we've pronounced to be in
Mr. stiles, tried Iarookahs Pulmonic Syrup which
promptly relieved them and in very short time they
entirely recovered In gratitude ior the benefit con-
TERED, cannot ietiain from making this testimony
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-09-18

A FAMILY THAT COULDN'T SPELL TUR-
NIP.-Being at dinner, Johnny passed
his plate for turnip. "spell turnip
Johnny, and will serve you"
"T-u-r-n-o-p" shouted the young hope
full. 80 fy! my son, that is not right;
hold ND your head, and hear how pa
spells it-t-u-r.n-u-p," (turnip.)
"Sakes alive" calculated Madam,
from the head of the table, 81 should
like to know if am married to a man
that can't spell his own vegetables"
Mr.. "Smith's" dignity was wounded.
He had been schoolmaster down East
and he thought he knew turnips.
"spell it yourself, my DEAR" cried Mr..
Smith, wiping his moustache with IN
usual care, while he glanced knowingly
around the table.
"Well guess Pm able to-" jerked ont
Mrs. Smith, with sublime toss of heI
cap border-"t-u-r-n-e-p, (turnip.I
Words are generally spelt as they are
pronounced"
az say it's pronounced turn-op,'
shouted Johnny.
p"It is pronounced turn-up," said Mr.
Smith.
1T is pronounced turn-ep," reiterated
Madam.
After much wrangling the family re
membered there was dictionary IN the
thouse, which was called for, and as We
left we had the pleasure of hearing
them spell in concert with evident sur
prise-t-u-r-n-l-p.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-09-18
DIR. Schenck's PulmOnic Syr-
ND.

This great medicine cured Dr. ]. II. ScHEScK
the Proprietor. Of Pulmonary Consumption
when II had assumed Its most formidable aspect
and when speedy death appeared to be inevita
BILE. His physicians pronounced his case iucura.
Gle, when he commenced the use Of this simple
but powerful remedy His health was restored
In very short time, and no return Of the dis.
ease has been apprehended, for all the symptoms
quickly disappeared, and his present weight il
moro than two hundred pounds.
Since his recovery, he has devoted his attsn.
ton exclusively to the cure of Consumption and
the diseases which arc usually complicated with
1T, and the cures effected by his medicines have
been very numerous and truly wonderful DIR.
SCHENCK makes professional visits to several of
the larger cities weekly, where he has a large
concourse of patients and il IL truly astonishing
TO see poor oOnsumptives that have TO be lifted
out of their carriages, and in few months
healthy, robust persons. DIR. SCHENCK'S Pull
MONIC SYRUP, SEAWEED TONIC, and
MANDRAKE PILLS are generally all required
I'm curing Consumption. Full directions accom-
many each, 80 that any one can take them with
ont seeing DIR. ScHKNcK, but when IL is convsn.
lent II Is best TO zee him. He gives advice free
but for n thorough examination with his Respir-
ometer his fee is three dollars
Please observe, when purchasing, that the two
liksnesses OF the Doctor-one when in the last
stage of Consumption, and the other as be now
is, in perfect healtb-are on the Government
stamp
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers. Price 80
per bottle, or 81 so the half dozen. Letters for
advice should always be directed to DIR. Scheneks
delphia, Pa. =
General Wholesale Agents: Demas Barnes &
Co, New York, SIS Hance, Baltimore, Md;
John ID: Park, Cincinnati, Ohio Walker &
dsyior, Chicago, H.; Collins Bros, St. Louis.
ID " 60 mo VI. l1
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-09-18
.,a,.a, living on one of the tele.

An old lady living on one Of the tele-
sgraph lines leading from Louisville in
the sarly days of telegraphing, observed
some workmen digging a hole near the
door, and Inquired what it was for.
"To pus post IN for the telegraph"
was the answer. -
Wild with fury and alright, she
seized her bonnet and ran of to her
next neighbor wi h the news.
.lesWhat do you think, y she exclaimed
in breathless haste, "They're settin' up
that cussed paragraph right agin my
door, and now I reckon n body can't
speak to O child, or seold q hand, or chat
with q neighbor, but that plagy thing
will be babbling it all over the creation
I won't stand it. I'll move right away
whar Their Amt none Of them unnatural
fxins.'
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-09-18

A MIssoURIAN Informed II traveller
who had inquired about corn, that
'each stalk had nine ears on it and was
Efteen feet high"
"That's nothing to our corn" replied
the traveller. "Up in Illinois, where /
came from, we always had nine ears to
each stalk and 4 peck of corn hanging
to each tassel; but We never could raise
any field beans with it,"
"Why 7" asked the other.
Because the corn grew SO fast it al
ways pulled mp the beans"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-09-18

"SCuL.DUGGERY.n-The Boston Com.
mercial Bulletin is responsible for the
following, which, it says, were produced
from "single scull:"
The nOblest Rowman of them all
Walter Brown.
The result in the race between Hamill
and Brown was very natural-Anything
that rose in she'll must first come ont
by fowl.
The Freshman crew of Howard are
men of metal, because they are minors
at the oars.
HamilPs taste is questioned, in not
passing the steak for fowl.
A typo who INDUCES in boating is
sometimes substituted-or "subs," as
the printers say--for one of the regular
compositors of the BalietiH. He says
the name of his boat is secret, because
it's sub rows her.
In the human race, q single scnll
always comes out ahead. =