The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-02-28
mr.. Nasty Assists a Friend In GEORGETOWN
In Obtaining Possession OF his Prop
erty-H8w they CIrcumvented
Four White Women
and Eighty Mig
ger Babies
From the Toledo Blade,
PosT OFFS, CoNFEDRIT x RoADs. ) =
(Which is in the State of Kentucky,)

services III WlcL, ii ned my just dOOZe, His
Eggslency, the President, wood raise the sala-
ry of the offs witch l now hold The circum-
stances is suthin like these
Their Wuz IN Washington a young gentle
man NV the old skool, whose name his unfor-
tunate modesty forbids me to menshun. 1t
Wuz his modesty, his retirin disposition, wich
procoord fur me the proud distinkshun NV as
sistin at the bizniz. He remarked to me when
l arrived i'll Washington in response to his in
vitashen, ''Nasby, I've id mean thing to
do, and Pm Virginian. must hev North
ern Democrat to take the heft ont off nv
shoulders. They've alluz done it, and they're
used to it," This friend, for sch am proud
to call him, wuz originally clerk in the Pay
masters Department under the sainted Boo
kanan, and he held on, for reasons NV his own,
under the goriller Linkin, ontl the proper
time arrived, when he thrOWd off all disgiSe
and few to Richmond and served the balance
of the war ez Ma or onto his staff. My friend
he'd a farm near Washington, witch OWN to the
facilities for money maxim under the rain OF
Bookanan, he he'd saved out Nv two years. sal
airy. This property the Linkin Government,
with the disgustin coopidity carakteristic NV
EN-, declared abandoned, becoz unconstoosh-
nelly raised army wuZ between it and its own
er ; and seezed it for Government yoose; and
| to add insult to injury turned it over to par
eel of wimen, mostly the wives of Senators OF
the unconstooshnel Congress, who he'd organ.
lied themselves into association to reverse
| the DEGREES of nacher, and eddcate the natu.
| rally degraded children NV degraded sons NV
| Ham, witch is and must be allus servance unto
their brethren. Senator Trumbulps wife and
| the wife Nv that hory-headed skoffer at oul
| institutions, Ben Wade, was the leading spir
| its Nv this impious movement and they he'd
absolootly gathered together suthin like 81
orfans as they called EN-, NV niggers who died
at Arlington Hites, and put EN- onto the farm
Nv my friend, and employed teachers and SIGH
and wuz actilly tryin to ram learnin into EN-
Wuz Their ever SIGH nonsense Learnin for mig
gers How many Democrats is ther who hey
| good appetites without particle Nv it ? Time
rolled, "a biznis time has follered with distin
! puiShed success for a great MANY Years) and
the war ended The stars and bars went down
and our cos was lost coz. Ny friend surren
dered with Lee, and cum back to Washington
| He WuZ reconstructed, and Wuz in angeliE
and lam-like temper. He he'd failed, but he
forgive them ez he'd bin the COZ Nv his fail
yoor. He cherished no hard feelings agin any
: body. He was in Washington on the mite Nv
, the 22d Nv Febrooary, 1866, and wuz the loud
est applauder of the Presidents speech. The
next morning he went to the President. "Let
u.s." SEE he, bury the Ratchet. Let the ere
ofgood teelin be ushered in. Iwuz Confed
rit. l am yet, but we failed. l am willing tC
be pacifcated. Let by-gones be by-gones.
forgive you. Give me back my position il
the Paymaster's Department witch 1 used tC
hold, and let things be normel agin."
President johnson graspt his hands and bus
luGO GCSIo. liz SOOu nOG give IIlIu DdCh liz
posishen becoz, and he wept because it wui
so, it wuz okkepied by Northern supporter
Nv his policy witch he'd jest returned from
protraktid residence in Kanady. washing
ton," sed Johnson is the true golden mean
Here extremes meet. hev supporters whC
want offisis from the extreme North and tn,
extreme South. Wood, oh wood 1 Good ge
EN- from the middle. Is there anything else
kin DO for 700 ~
''Nothin," sed he, "nothin," and he turned
sadly away.
Time continued to roll Reconstruction BY
means Nv consiliashen wuz progressin. Pres
ident johnson was pardnin the supporters "
the lost coz, and wher that woodent consili
ate he wuz a given back their confstikateC
property, and 'casionally in extreme cases
sumboddy else's. My friend heard Nv this anC
cum up from Richmond, Sed he to johnson
my property" sed this friend of mine, who
wuz Reconstructed, lis in the hands Nv a as
ISOLATION Of wimmen, who permit its sacred
soil to be contaminated by free niger babies
There is eighty or hundred Nv en- from tn,
tender pickaniny who has just entered the vail
NV teers, up to the girl Nv twelve, who woeC
in two years more, if things wuz norm
al, be old enough for market. Good l hev tina
property agin, l."
"Yoo shell, ," sed johnson, ''yoo shell. Her
is pardon, and here is order for the resto
J rashen Nv your property. Shell 50 or 100 mig
gers stan IN the way NV consiliatin q erril
brother? Heaven forbid" And my frent
went out with lite hart.
5 But alas he wuz somewhat troubled to ge
possession, so he sent for me, and l come
! There wuz diffic ulties in our path. The win
f men he'd possession of the place and wood no
go. They wuz distinct. They KEEP the door
locked, but wuz ekal to the emergency
Gittin in a stable, hollered "tire p' Ny fren
: wuz at the door, and when the affrited teect
ers, not comprehendin the strategy, rushe
= out, he slipt in, and dared EN- to assault him
Y | immejitly jined him, and possession wuz ST
p koored.
Still they refused to vacate, but my fren
: displayed CRATE presence of mind.
J 1T is cold % SEE he.
"You bet !" SEE
''Dost think if we should take the windel
e out, and the doors off their hinges, that thes
s wimmen would care about stayin, with tn
9 thermometer cokettin with zero 90
'EMy dear sir ~ sed struck With the bold
mis- of the concepshen, ''yoo he'd a nasty 10
on hand, but RELY wat need he'd 700 for NE ?
|, "Grate need The very presence NV
t Northern Dimocrat inspires me. Bat, to BIZ
. nis.'
: And we did it, and shoor enough. the win
Il men after stickin it out two mites, moved the
II traps and the niger children to quarters pc
vided for them by that man Nv Belial, Gener;
J. Howard, and he'd won. The property WI
, ourn, and another step was taken in the graf
" work of consultation.
r But my friend wuz not satisfied. He r
It membered that for months his property he
J. been defled by the presence Nv these niger
n that his house had sheltered EN-, and from
land they he'd subsisted, and he felt that rep
rashen must be dun. The stigma must
/ washed OFF, and akkordingly he sood IL
g managers Nv the institooshen for yoose of h
n place, layin the damages at $4,000 Troo, tt
# wimmen had fixed up the property, and it w,
in better shape than when he left it, but
wanted reparashen for the injury dun his fee
II ms, and the opportunity of persecootin I'll
oi wives Nv two such Amalekites ez Trumbu
Is and Wade wuz too good to be lost. How IL
II SCOT wuz decided knw not, ez left afore
a come OFF.
For my trouble I took five of the nige
children witch picked up at the Asylum, OF
i girl nearly white thirteen years old, and fol-
n boys Ez yet they amt with much in Kel
} lucky, ez our labor laws amt yet perfe
ted, so shell take er to Mississippi and
soon ez the bill passes levyin taxes onto nj!
ger orfans, they will bring a good price, eff ii
citzins don't, by extravagant KILN NV 1natoC
niggers, make too many orfuns and overstoc
J. the marklt. However, Their amt much danit
g Nv that, ez the labor laws hev bin so skillfull
drawd ez to make the lives of SIGH ux EN-
amt too obstroprous almost ez valuable
they wuz when they wuz actilly slaves, and
t don't know but mora so. Under this arrang
. ment we don't hev to take keer NV en- Whe
they are sick, and amt got no capital investe
in EN-, and their wagis amount to jest abou
the same eZ it used to-their keepin Altt
g gether things hez good and smilin aspect
The Lord Nv Japheth is favoring US.
: PETROLEUM Y. Massey, P. M,
, (Which is Postmaster,) and likewise Professor I
Bibke Politcks in the Southern Classikle an
Military InstitOot.