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Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1867-10-09
NIGHT sCENEMABOARD1Na HOUSE

A LADY, whose husband is in Califor-
mia, Calcutta or Chicago, suddenly
awakened from her sleep the other morn,
ing, about 3 o'clock, and springing from
her bed, dashed out of her room, en-
desha5iL'e, screaming at the top of her
voice, Murder Help Murderl Man
in my roOm," &C., &c Under the cir
cumstances this was quite natural, mas
much as more than one mistake of this
kind had happened in the house recently.
Now, 1t appeared that no less than three
husbands were absent they should have
been there, and consequently there was
more or less wonder. mixed up with a
species Of apprehension on the part of
three wives, each one wondering Wheth-
er it was her husband who had forgot
ten himself or the room.
"Oh, come up quickly" shouted the
terrified female, holding on to the out
side of the door knob I've got him
in"
"If it's my Josey," said another dis
consulate, "I'll learn him better. Con-
found these night suppers, now he's been
at one of them, and has mistaken the
room, aud here I've been alone all night.
" Has he got whiskers ?" anziously ask
ed the wife, upon reaching the landing
on the upper floor.
-" Yes, nam, great big bushy Whis-
kers, laying right along side of my
cheek when I awoke. Dear me, if my
Alexander was here, he'd learn him bet
ter, I'll warrant you"
"Joseph Joseph! Joscyw shouted
the wife at the door.
No answer came not even a grunt,
incident to inebriation.
May be he has jumped out of the
window" suggested the four or FIVE fe-
males, all at once, who made a splendid
group of long white drapery.
"Here-help bring a light bring a
light" shouted several of the females.
Presently a light was brought, and
several of the male boarders appeared.
all armed to give the thief or robber
such treatment as he had justly earned
for himself.
The door was opened, and in rushed
the Valiant squad, and sure enough the
fellow was still in bed, with the top Of
his head just Peeping above the sheet.
"COme out of here, you scoundreI ~
said one of the men, at the same time
grasping him by the hair.
The tabIeau was striking, interesting
and graphic.
The resolute bOarder almost fell from
the impetus he had given himself, for,
instead of jerking out a man, it was
nothing more than a 'frizzed chignon,
which the lovely occupant of the bed
had forgotten to take off when she re-
tired for the night. 1t had been de-
tached in her sleep, and grazing her
cheek, awakened her. The alarm, of
course, was quite natural. The boarders
had hearty laugh, and all retired to
pleasant dreams.-PhaadelpAia Pres.
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REHARKABLE FECUHD1EE,

"WE briefly stated on Friday last"
says the Lancaster Express, 'thGt Ger
man named John Haefier, living in thia
city, had, on the previous day, followed
to the grave his thirty-third child, an3
that he was the father Of thirtY-seVon
children. Since then We have learned
some further particulars of this remark
able case. Hef1er was married thTas
times. His first marriage took plaes 10
Germany when he was twenty. o1e years
Of age. With this wife he had seven.
teen children. At four successive he-
cOuchments, triplets; twice twins, and
the last a single birth. Shortly after the
latter event the mother died. He vas
again married, and the issue Of the Sec
ond wife was fifteen children, seven times
twins and the eight single child. This
wife also died shortly after the last birth.
The third and present wife has thus far
presented him with FIVE children, one q
a birth. The sex of the children we're
nineteen boys and eighteen girls, only
four Of whom are now living-but Whsth-
er the living are all issue of the last wife
or part of the previous wives We have
not asceItainsd. Hafder is nov Afty-
two years Of age, Of medium size, and
Of hardy, vigorous constitution. He
lives on what is known as the Factory
road, within the city limits. In some
sections of Germany premium is award
ed married people Who produce 9 certain
number of children. HefHer lived in
that section, and was the recipient Of one
hundred guilders previous to leaving
He apparently labOrs under the impress
sion that a similsr reward awaits him n
this country. If there is any State in
the Union providing for such cases, the
authorities had better send along tho
greenbacks.'
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NOT WORTH CRYING ABOUT.

The Zanesville COhio) Courier is re.
spOnsibe for the following Rev. Sam
uel ClswsoD, a Methodist preacher Of
eccentric manners, sometimes called the
wild man, was very popular in Wes
tern Virginia some twenty years ago
He was cross-eyed and Wiry made, and
very dark skinned for a white man. At
times he was surprisingly eloquent, al
ways eXcitable, aud once in a while ex-
travagant He once accompanied bro
ther minister, Rev. Mr.. R, a prom
inent city pastor, on a visit to 4 colored
church, Mr.. R gave the colored
preacher the hint and of course Claw
son was invited to preach. He did so,
and during the sermon set impulsi7s At
ricans to shouting all over the house
This in turn set ClaWsOn t. extravagant
words and actions, and he leaped out of
the pulpit like a deer, and began to
shake the hands of the colored brethren
and mix in quite happyily. Then press
ing through the crowd he found brother
R, and sitting down beside him he
threw his arms around his neck, and
with the tears streaming down his face,
he said Brother R., I almost
wish I had been born a niger. These
folks have more religion than we have.
We'll, WE'LL said brother R, you
come so near to it that you need not cry
about it."
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marriage-yOur own conscience will be
satisfied, and I don't think your breth-
rem will complain"
The usefully inclined WidoWer left in
a detected frame of mind, and it may
be the work of superogation to add that
be did not take the deacon's advice.
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URBAHA, OHIO, WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 8, 1857

Professor Dawson feeds the animal
upon vegetables, but allows nothing of
acid to be placed in the cage. If the
gorilla becomes irritable it is soon quiet
ed by placing few cloves or nutmegs in
its cage.
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TIM MOONS AFTER HIS HoNEYMooE.
Seems to me things have changed some
what Seems to me so-bust me up If
don't! I've been married near sig
months now, and the fact is, Susan show
ed the least bit more temper than I
| thought she had il act, to speak the
right down truth, she's knocked things
about generally for the last two months.
She's slung tie cat through the window
by the tail, and would have thrown me
out by the-by the heels if I hadn't
walked out in fast run. 81. -r
She's got Cross as four sticks, and says
shell US half dozen sticks on nv back
if don't quit smoking in the house.
And she threatened to throw the boot
jack down my throat last night beeauss
I spit in the FIRE. If she d done that, I
suppose I'd have had the collie OF boot
jack cramp.
Timothy P higgins" says I. to
myself, say I, you've gone and done II,
and you have got to put up with the
consequences, you have, come what viii,
you can't git out Of it, you can't"
A girl loses her beauty mighty quick
after she gets to be Mrs. Susan Sun
flower was as pretty as venus, but Jest
as soon as I married her, her skin turn.
ed yellow, her eyes lost their beauty, her
hair got thin, and she got to be lust the
shape Of an ale cask, she has by lingo
And oh what a temper she has got
Never knOWed her mad before I married
her never knowed her to offer 70 throw
the stove or chair down any bodys throat;
no, never till she was Mrs. higgins -
Aunt says she'll come all right now, I
don't If she don't improve soon, the
Lord help me
Jist you spit in that FIRE again, saws
she to me yesterday; jis do it agin, and
l Il throw this stick of wood down your
throat What did I marry you fOr?-
To run around after you and make the
fire after you spit it out? You torment
ed beast! Did l marry you to slave
and work for you while you smoke and
chaw and chaw and smoke, and spit in
the fro There's the pigs Il had to feed
to-day there's them chickens | had 10
feed, too and there's that Ben Dykes
hog got in the garden and dug up my
seed beets, and you never sawit; there's
that blamed old rooster scratched up my
onion bed and you never saw it'll And
you never see nothing you ought 20 see,
and see everything you Oughtn't to see
There's Anu Buster who was over yes
erdayI l saw you wink at her l saw
higgins Don't say YOU didn't, saw
.ou-I say l saw you! l."
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20 Consumptives.

. . = u L-Ala = laNNo6
THE Advertiser, having been restored to health in
/ few weeks, by a very simple remedy, after hay
ing suffered several years with severe lung affection,
and that dread disease, ConsumptiOn-is anxious to
make known 10 his feOwsufferers the means OfCure.
To all who desire It. he viii send copy of the pre-
scrption used, free Of chargel with the directions
for preparing and using the same, which they will find
The only object Of the advertiser in sending the Pre-
scTptOn, is to benefit the afflicted, and spread ufOr-
nation which he cOnceives 10 be invaluable and he
hopes every sufferer will try his remedy il will cost
them nothing. and NAY prove blessing.
Parties wishing the prescription, will please ad-
dress Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON.
Williamsburgh, Kings County, New York.
n239-1y.
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PREACHERANITY.--The Spurtowu Pub
lie Toot is greatly delighted that some
bodies Of mes, called Religious have
passed some resolutions of Toady Poll
tics, aud says that the day is long since
passed when the voice Of Christianity
can be kept silent, touching the affairs
of the nation A great mistake Mr..
loot not christianity at all only the
voice of Preachcranity.
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he missed fire slipped his holt, and his
heels few up and be topped on his back
and shot off n that roof like dart went
a smashin' and a crashin' down thrO'
EN- old rusty vines and headed right in
the center Of all them com'ny people !
sot down like a yearth quake in them
two dozen sassers of red hot candy, and
let off a howl that was hark from the
tomb Them girls-well, they left, you
know. They see he warn't dressed for
company, and so they left. All done in
a second it was just one little war
whoOp. and a wish of their dresses,
aud blame the wench of 'em was in sight
anywhere
Jim he was in sight. He was gormed
with the bilin' hot mOlasses candy clean
down to his heels, and had more buste !
sassers hangin' to him than if he was a
Japan princess-and he came a pranc-
ing up stairs just a whoopin' and Gus
sin, aud every jump he made he shed
some china, and every squirm he fetch
ed be dripped som candy.
And blistered Why, bless your soul,
that poor creatur couldn't RELY sit down
comfortably for as much as four weeks.
-Ss$
ARRIVAL OF A LIVE GORILLA FROM
AFRICA.
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ARRIVAL. OF A LIVE GORILLA FROM
AFRICA.

THE BEAST AT BARNUM's MUSEUM
WONDERFUL DISPLAYS OF STRENGTH.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-12-24
Application for Patent.
Notice No. 81.
U. S. REGISTERS OFFICE,

u. S. REGISTERS OFFICE,
CARSON CITY, New. November 8, 1867. }
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN Bullion Mining Company "a corporation
under the laws Of the late Territory OF nevada,
by Thomas II. Williams, President. have this day
filed In this Office q Diagram. together with n No
tice Of Application for Patent from the United
Stetes, for One Thousand Two Hundred Feet OF
the Comstock Lode, known as the Bullion Mining
Company's Claim. in the Virginia Mining District
and Gold Hill Mining District, Storey county.
Nevada. described rs follows, to wit:
The northern line Of the mining ground Of said
Company Is also the southern line OF the mining
ground of tho Chollar Potosi Silver Mining Com
pany the same has a direction north 13o 10 west,
and south 73o i6' east, and passes through the
center of n post marked No. I, nom which the
northern monument of the Hale * Soreross Si-
YER Mining Company's claim bears north sUo rs
east, l.sO6 Gle feet. The southern line OF SAID
mining ground has u bearing north I3o 81 west
and south 73o 81 east, and passes through n point
bearing south LOO II west. 900 feet from the
first mentioned poin, No. /, excepting so much or
said Lode As lies between two parallel lines, the
northern line thereof passes through a point bear
ing south l6o ~ west, g3 1l0 feet from the nrst
mentioned point No. l. and the southern line
passes through a point bearing south Ice IA west
from the first mentioned point No. l, l,343 I'l0
feet-bo,h Of said lines having q bearing north
73o o. west and south 73o 81 east, and being
shown upon the diagram by dotted lines. said ex.
cepted ground being in extent 400 feet, and known
as the mining ground Of the ESehequer Silver
Mining Company.
TIL walls Of said Lode are unascertalned, and
the lateral extent unknown. and tho extent OF
said vein cannot be ascertained by actual meas.
urement. said vein or lode Ia bounded on each
side by the wall Of tho same, and the amount OF
ground contained between the given end lines
and the unascertained walls Is estimated at One
Hundred and Eleven Acres.
WARREN II IOCkHART
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-12-24
Application for Patent.
Notice No. 33.

REeIsrER's0FTIcE, CARSON CITY, New,
September IL. 1867.
NOTICEIS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN walters Defeat Mining Company."a cor
poration organized within the State Of Nevada,
have this day iledin this office II diagram, to-
ge%therwiih a notice ofapplication fora patent
from the United States under Act of Congress,
26. 1866. and have posted dupl-
for EightThousand feet of the Walters Defeat
Lode, known as the waller's Defeat Company's
Claim. Said claim Is boundsdon the north by the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. CONSOLIDATED Company,
on the south the claimants are unknown; andis
more particularly described as follows: Com
menclng q; q stake marked No. l, At a cedar
stump forty C40) feetnortheast from tho confer
Of the Devils Gate TollRoad, from the point the
quarter section corner post on the south line OF
TownshlpSixteen Q6), north range Twenty.ono
Cal) east, bears south 75o 80 east, SS3 T5.lOOfect;
running thence north ~" east 100 feet. to stake
Nc. =, located in creek bottom; thence 4lo
east3 ,64cfeet. TO stake No. }, located on summit
at Devil's Gate bluff, thence south 300 40 east
1880 feet, to stake No. :, located on e~asterly
slope of hill west o fSilver City; thence south 63o
20 west 200 feet to stake No. 9, (passing No. 5 In
center ofclaim, at 100 feet;) thence north 26o 40'
west, 1850 feet to stake No. Z; thence north 4lo
vests $50 feet TO stake No. 8: thence north 1870
east 100 feet to place Of beginning. Containing
thirty.seveuacres; said claim is situated In the
Gold Hill Mining District partly, and partly In
the Devil shining District, and In the counties
ofLyon and Storey. State ofNevada.
WARREN T.LoCKHART,
sea7.eOd Register.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-12-24
Notice No. 40.


REGISTERS OFFICE. CARSON CRY, NEv.,
October Z, 1867.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT WIN.
N T. O'Neale, Wake Bryarly, John Rule and
VIM. Sharon, IN association Of citizens Of the
United States. have this day filed in this office q
together with q notice Of application
for patent from the United States under Act Of
Congress. approved July &c, 1866, for eighteen
hundred feet of the Staples Lode, known rs the
Golden Swan Gold and Silver Mining Company's
claim, in the Gold Hill Mining District, Storey
county, Nevada, which claim, together with an
adjacent mill site. 10 described Us commencing at
a stake marked No. !. ut which point the corner
of Sections and IL I. l6, n. X % E., and Sec
lion 6 and Z T. l6. n. X 81 E, bears south l6 de-
grees IS minutes east, 563f feet distant; thence
running south q degrees 30 minutes east. l.3o0
feet to stake marked No. . (passinR ut $50 feet,
100 feet south of the Bay State Quartz Mid;
thence north &c degrees 30 minutes east, 400 feet,
to stake marked No. B; thence north So degrees
30 minutes west, ST. feet, TO stake marked No.
4; thence north l6 degrees 30 minutes east, ,8i4
feet, to stake marked No. 5; thence north 70 de.
grees 30 minutes west. $50 feet, to stake marked
No. 6, on slope Of hill about IS feet southwest Of
a shaft thence south l6 degrees 80 minutes west,
l 800 feet, TO stake marked Nc. Z thence north
GO degrees 30 minutes west, 100 feet, to stake
marked No. 8; thence south 26 degrees 80 min.
utes west, $50 feet, to place Of beginning, contain
ing IS acres. There are no known laimants ad-
Joining this claim.
ToclO. 90dl
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1rc,1 ADVERTISEMENTS.
Notice No. %.

II. 5, REGISTERS OFFICE,
CARSON CITY. New, November Q, isoL)
rs HEREBY GIVEN THAT
Y Justice and Independent Consolidated Min
H. Company Ia corporation>, by Thomas II.
Williams President, have this day filed In this
of;cr a Diagram. together with u Notice of Appli.
cntion for Patent from tho United States, under
Act OF Congress approved July &c, 1866. for
Twenty.on Hundred Feet Of the Comstock Lode,
known US the Justice and Independent Consoli.
dated Mining Company's Claim, described as fol.
lows, to wit:
Commencing ut a stake marked No.. l, on the
American Flat road, distant about $50 feet from
its junction with the DEVILS Gate toll road, near
thu Pioneer Foundry, Lower Gold Hill. ut which
point the quartersection corner post on the west
boundary of section s, township Is. north range
n east, bears north $50 To- west, distant | ,63i feet,
the flag staff on Mount Davidson bears north loo
west, the smoke stack on the Pluto mill bears
north PIC 30 east; thence running north, GO ly
east, SIG feet, TO stake No. ., near the Clinton &
Hubs shaft thence south, 40 east, 693 feet, to
stake No. 3; thence north, 400 east, Gle feet, to
stake No. 4 thence south, 40 east, 800 feet, to
stake No. 5 thence south. 49o west. GIG feet, to
stake No. 6; thence south, ilo east, 9i feet, to
stake No. Z, passing the west corner of the Pacific
mill at about 80 feet thence south. ago west, 300
feet, TO stake No. 9; thence north, 40 west. :, l00
feet, 10 stake No. l, the point Of commencement
containing 1898 acres. Said claim IL bounded on
the northwest by the Clinton s. Hubs Company
and on the southeast by the Walters Defeat Com.
pany, and Is situated In the Gold Hill Mining DIS.
,rict, Storey county. Nevada
WARREN T. LoCKHART,
noli.tf Register.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-12-24
Application for Patent.
Notice No. so.

-
REGISTERS OFFICE. CARSON CITY, New
October q, 1867.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN Twin Mining Company, by amuel A Cha
pin, President, and Milton Mysatt, Secretary,
gether with u notice Of application for patent
from the United States, under Act OF Congress.
approved July 26, 1866, for Thirty.nine Hundred
feet OF the Twin No. ., North Lode, known as
the Twin Mining C~ompany's claim, In silver Star
and Devils Gate Mining Districts. Storey and
Lyon counties, Nevada. Said claim IL bounded
on the south by the Table Mountain Company's
claim, and on the north the names of the owners
are unknown, claiming as surface ground ss
feet In width along the line Of the lode aud In
addition thereto. near the south end Of said claim,
a strip Of land 33l feet by 40 feet-in oil con-
tanning % 44.l0O acres. Said claim Is more par
~tlcularly described by the notice and diagram
posted at Stake No. Z. in Gold Canon, and In this
office. t.
ocai.eOd Register.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-12-24
Application for Patent.
Notice No. al.

REoIsrER.s oYFIcE. CARSON CITY. NEv. :
October 7th, 1867.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT z.
IN Lyford and Lois A.. Lyford have this day
fled In this Office a diagram, together with q no.
tlee Of application for patent from the United
States under Act OF Congress, approved July %.
1866, for three hundred and thirteen feet OF the
Homestead Lode, known as the Homestead Com.
pany's claim. commencing ut q post on tho south
aide Of the Tunnel Toll Road between Virginia
and Gold Hill, about one foot from the northeast
corner of the Hall, known "a Homestead Hall,
running thence along said Tunnel Road north
"a degrees 40 minutes west s6 feet; thence south
rs degrees II minutes west lo5i feet; thence
/ degree 90 minutes east ~ feet; thence
south &C degrees AZ minutes west - feet; thence
south 9 degrees % minutes east lO9 feet; thence
north 50 degrees 10 minutes east % feet thence
south / degree 20 minutes east lib feet; thence
north 81 degrees % minutes east 1879 feet; thence
north i degree % minutes west 3l3 feet to the
place OF beginning situated in the Gold Hill Min
Ing District, Storey county, Nevada.
WARREN T. L0CKHART, Register.
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