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, 1867-03-01

nR. JULIEN PERRAULT, Doctor of Medicin. n,
~ the FdcultN Of Paris. Graduate of the Universi.
" Queens College, and Physician of the At IJobu
Baptiste Society Of San Francisco,
DR. PtRRAULT has pleasure to inform patients and
others seeking confidential medical advice that he
can Ge consn ted daily at his Office, Armory Hall
building, Northeast corner Montgomery and Sacta-
mento streets, San Francisco. Rooms No o. TO- IL,
hrst ioor up stairs, entrance on either Montgomery
or Sacramento streets.
DIR. PkRRAULTs studies have been almost exclu.
sivcy devoted to the cure Of the various forms Of
Nervous and Physical Debility the results of niuri-
Gus habits acquired in youth, which usually termin
ate in impotence and steriliiy, and permanently in.
duce hll the CoEcomlHnts Of old age. Where secret
nhmty exists inv diving the happiness of life and
ihat OF others, reason and morality dictate th-
ccssy Of is removal, for it is fact that premature
decline Of the vigor OF f1annoud matrinIoEial un
happiness compulsory single life ETC., have their
sources III causes, the germ of which is planted 10
o"ry life, aud the bitter fruit tasted long nrrrard;
patients lubOfiHg under this complaint will COMPLAIN
pi one or moro of the following symptoms: Noe.
turual Emissions, Pains in the Back and Head
Weakness OF Memory aHt Sight Discharge from the
UTethra on going to stool or making water, the In.
tOIlectual Faculties are weakened Loss of Memory
ehSNes /, eHS arc cUuGed, and there is disincins.
uon to attend to business even reading writing
or the society Of friends ,etc. The patient will prol-
ably conn l.n Of Dizziness, Vertigo. and the sght
ana hearing are weakened aud s!rep Z, iSturIJed ly
dreams, melancholy, signing, palpitations fanting:,
coughs and slow fever while some have external
rheumatic pain, and numhuoss OF the BODY Some
face and aching in different parts Of the bo.v Pa
utnts su1t ring frOmthIs disease should apply inn
med!a'e] to Dr PEREAULT, either in person or by
letter, as he viii guarantee cure of Seminal Ennis.
sions and Impotence in six to eight weeks
Patients suffering from venereal diseases in any
stage, Cr0norrhoCa Gleet, Structures, Bubo Ulcers,
CutaneouS EruptOus etc. will be treated successful.
ly All Syphilltic and Mercurial taiuts entirely re.
moved from the system.
tE. PLRRAULT'S diplomas are in his Office where
patients can see for themselves that they are uuer
the care OF a regularly educated pructitioncr The
best references given if required.
Patients suffering under chronic diseases can call
ana examine ior themselves. We invite investiga-
ton claim not to know eve rything nor to cure ev.
erybody but we do claim that in all cases taken un-
der treatment we fulfill our promises. We particu-
aily request those who have tried this boasted doc
tor, and that advertised physician till worn out and
discouraged, to call upon us.
Low charges and quick cures
Ladies suffering with any complaint incidental to
'Ler SEX eau consult the doctor with the assurance
Of relief
, 1867-03-01
MEDICAL INSTITUTE
QUICK CURES AND MODERATE oBapono


nR.. L, c. KINNEYs S Private Medical ana
IL gieal Institute, Walla walla, half nI,, mig sur
Of town. Office at the Oriental HOTEL e saal
Established expressly to afford the afjctad .
and scientific Medical Aid, in the treatment snS SsOond
Of all Private and Chronic Diseases SypbIitio cure
cases of secrecy, and all Sexual diseases cassi,
TO THE AFFLICTED
DIR. KINNEY returns his thanks to bis
Gus patients for their patronage since locatin
inls59 and takes this method of notiFvin ~ herO
lie that he has leased the large and conra re Pas-
building of Mr.. Joseph Hellmuth, on Ms;n ;Oolous Os
and has had the same fitted up for the purns"
Hospital, with every comfort for the care IA 81
ton of those who require Medical or Snr0iciu
ance. AS'nt'
Special attention will be paid to affections os 4,
Lungs, Liver, Digestive Organs, Kidney and ~ r'
senses OF the Genit0 Urinary Organs. Disorder. :;
a private nature will receive prompt attent;- oi
managed successfully. Diseases peculiar to land And
and children will receive his unremted ,at,sr,IeR
also, affections of the eye and ear and in shor IN ~
maladies to which hnman flesh is heir will Claim Ss
attention. An
Letters from persons unable personally to cour.-
nicate with the DR.. accompanied by the nsns 1
will receive prompt attention. W.
The Doctor would state that he has had ar A..
rience of more than thirty wears in treating cssas
disease occurring in Northern and Southern clrnet
besides, having enjoyed large hospitaI nrao,;
both in civil life and with our army In the NeTc.n
War-where he was surgeon in the army ~'en
1t too often occurs that persons reoniring Mo5; f,
aid, arriving here from the various mining towns Il
the upper country, at the instance of friends ~
induced to go to San Francisco, thinking tbat tbss
will not find proper treatment short Of that citJ
thus nvolvng an unnecessary expenditure Of boih
time and money. To show thaC there is no nece.S;,
10 do this the Doctor refers to parties whom be b,
trelted and those now under his care in hospital
There is a number of persons to whom Dr. K. h.
authorized to refer, who were cured BY him ate,
having been treated by other physicians wtbon,
obtaining any relief Making the treatment of cbro'
mic diseases speciality, aud fully provided with All
the appliances of modern science, Dr. K feels va
ranted IN guaranteeing a permanent and speedy cure
apply in full confidence of obtaining relief
Remember the address,
DIR. l.. C. KINNEY,
34u Walla Wala, W.
, 1867-03-01
Notice to Absent Defendants,

TERRITORY OF WASHINGTON
COUNTY OF STEVENS. o.
In The District Court Of the lst Judicial Disriet,
ITO E. F. SMITH YOU ARE HEREBY NO
Il uhed that Charles Barrett has filed a com
plant against you in said Court which shall come on
to be heard al the first term Of the Court which shall
commence more than two months after February sth,
1861, and unless you appear at said term and answer
the same will be taken con fessed and the prayer
thereof granted. The object and prayer Of said com.
plant IS to recover the sum Of two hundred and twen
tySix dollars aud twenty two cents, with interest
thereon from April 25th, A. D., 1866 it being the
amount due on certain bill Of goods purchased OF
plaintiff by defendant, in the City Of Portland Ore.
date of purchase.
Complaint and notice filed January 9th. 1861.
CHARLES BARRETT,
s2ml Per ID. II. FERsUsoS, bis Attorney.
, 1867-03-01
Sherifis Sale,

DY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED OFT
- Of the District Court ot the First Judicial Dis
trlSt oi Washington Territorv in the suit Of c. ia
CO.'S Co., ". l.. J. s. Turney. and N me direct.
all the right title and interest Of said l. j. & Tur-
ney 70 The following described property to-wit The
> = z Z e. ot the 4 and E 4 Of the E \ and
me ~ = Of The Nv Il and the W X Of the s
W 4 Of Section 8. .Town.bip Il n AZ Rsst ~ ii
m enens thereon consisting Of dwelling house.
% NShed corral and fence and notice Is hereby Rv
49,. ,ihaIS, w sell the same at Public Auction TO
between the hoHrs Of o'cfotk s-eh sHeh soen, 1901
NJ, Of said day, at the door Ct the CONT eloek p.
tho City Of Walla wallA, in said county Of VAIN
wAih. for lawful money Of the United States.
A. SEITEL.
siw Sheriff OfwAllA wAllA County.
, 1867-03-01
Female NIonthlvP PilIs.

DR.. PERRAULT is the only agent in California for
Dr. BIoT's Female Monthly Pills. Their immense
sale has established their reputation as female rem.
edy, unapproacbed and far in advance OF every 9th
CT remedy for suppresSions and Irregularities, and
other obstructons in females. On tile receipt Of five
dollars, these Pills will be sent by msil or express to
any part OF the world, from curiosity dam
age.
Persons at a distance can he cured at home by ad.
dressing letter to Dir. PERRAULT corner Of Sacra.
mento and Montgomery Streets Rooms 10 and II, or
BOX 973, p. o. San Francisco stating the case ~
minutey as possible, general habits of living, oecu-
patton, etc etc.
All communications confidential.
July 7, 1866, 2ely
, 1867-03-01
Sherif's Sale,
TERRITORY OF WASHINGTON,

TERRITORY OF WASIHNGTON -
CoUNTT OF WAILA WALLA. oS'
WHEREAS AN EXECUTION HAS BEEN IS.
W sued ont OF the District Court of the First Ju
deia District and to me directed. in favor # SAM
UEL LINkTON and against J. W. Seaman ana
Ars. seaman, commanding me 10 sell certain real
properly; therefore will sell at public auction to
the highest bidder for lawful money Of the limited
States on Saturday, the Esd of March 1851 the fol
lowing described property. TO wit: Lott. ia Gains
Addition TO the City Of Walla Walla, W T togeth.
er with the dwelling house and appurtenances thereto
belonging all the right title and interest of u, w.
Seaman and Mrs. Seaman in and 10 the said
property Sale to take place at the premises at the
hour Of o'clock, P. m Of said day.
A. SETTEL,
Sheriff Of Walla Walla County, W. T,
February 18th, 1867. e4w
, 1867-03-01

PRosrITUrIoN.-Accordin to the reports Of
the New York Police, there are 2, 100 houses of
prostitution, containing l 900 inmates, beside
some $4,000 women who ply their vocation upon
the streets, and VINO reside in furnished houses
and in the hotels, making a total of % 900. Es-
timating the population of the city at 900, 900
which is mUre thau the last census made it -
this makes every fortieth person in the city a
prostitute. 1t is an undoubted fact that every
female Of this sort supports another person from
her earnings, so that Sc, 900 people in New York
or every twentieth person-are supported by
the wages of prostitution
, 1867-03-01

Horse MEAT IN New JERsEY.-The citizens of
Newark are decidedly unfavorable to horse meat
as an article of steady diet, judging from the
sensation produced among them by the discov-
cry Of the skin Of an old foundered horse in a
butchers shop famous for selling cheap beef.
The butcher admitted that the carcase had been
cut up and put 10 brine as corned beef, and sent
TO shop kept by his son, which, it has since
been ascertained, is one of those places where
meats are obtained at paices so much below the
regular quotations as not only to puzzle pur-
chasers, but legitimate dealers themselves.
, 1867-03-01
DIVORCE NOTICE.

TERRITORY OF WASHINGTON, Ios
WALLA WALLA County. ""'
In the District Court, First Judicial District.
Jemima Ann Barnes, Plaintiff,
Michael Barnes, Defendant.
HNO MICHAEL BARNES, Deft; You are hereby
Il notified that JENNA ANN BARNES, Pl'fi has
MED complaint atainst you in said Court which
VIII come on to he heard at the first term of the
court, which shall commence more than two months,
after the 4th day of January, 1867 (or the will
be heard at Chambers before Hon. J. Z. Wyche,
Judge Of said Dstrict,) and unless you appear al
raid term and answer the will be taken as con-
fessed, and the player thereof granted. The object
and prayer Of said complaint is to dissolve the boDds
OF matrimony existing between Plaintiff and Defen7
the children of Plaintiff and Defendant.
Complaint filed December Slst, 1866.
LASATER & LANGF0RD.
3-2m Attorneys for Plaintin.
, 1867-03-01

An ingenious art6cer at Geneva, in the nouns
talns of Switzerland has written his name high
on the roll of great mechanics. He did so bv
constructing jewel called the "Magic Bird ]"
I. is not larger than common tobacco box. By
touching spring the golden lid flies open
tiny little bird darts forth, sings a beautiful
song, and flies back again into its golden nest
This wonderful jewel, which a man can carry in
his vest pocket, cost the neat little sum of one
thousand dollars. Only two of them have ever
been made.
, 1867-03-01

writer in the Rockville (Nd,) SsRtinel sug,
Eests Gen. Grant for President and Gen. Lee for
wee President Of the United States, to be run
as the National Union candidates.
, 1867-03-01

GOSSIP says that the Queen of Spain lately
determined TO raise tenor singer to the nobility
but the ministry threatening to resign if such an
outrage was perpetrated, her Majesty was com
PEELED to abandon her design
, 1867-03-01
GRAFFENBERG
Uterine CathOiicOn

II faithfully used according to directions will cure
every case of Diabetes, and greatly mitigate the
troublesome effects caused by relaxation of the out
let of tie bladder. 1t is most successful remedy
for Gravel and other diseases of tie Kidneys and
Bladder, and for Female Diseases is uuequalled The
CdhhoiicOn uniformly cures Tvllpsus Uteri, Whites,
all Irregularities of the Monthly Turns, Suppression
incontinence of Urine, Boating and Dropsica Swell
ings, and all Diseases of Pregnancy. The specific
action ofthis medicine is immediate and certain upon
the Uterine and Abdominal Muscles and Ligaments /;
restoring them to bealty stat as those of child
hood and youth, that patients who have used the
Grdgenberg Compdny's Uterine Catholiooa cannot
sufficiently express their gratitude for the relief af
forded. REDINGTON 4 co Aoapts
4l6 and Ais Front street, San Francisco.
, 1867-03-01

The eight hour system doesn't work in India.
napolis, where it is enforced by the city and
iounderies. The employees are paid by the hour
and don't earn enough to support their families
, 1867-03-01

The perpetrator of the following is still at large:
why are oysters good for dyspeptics2 Because
they die gest ldigestl before they are eaten.
, 1867-03-01
Dissolution Notice.

IN PIHrSetaREREBY GIVEN THAT THE CO.
mutual consent. N. JACOBSON s nfssS.S -. -
sumo all liabilities Of the late nrm and win reeei
and receipt for all money due the same.
y. JACOBSON, a
IN 6L0CUM
Milton Mile, W. T. February ls'h issi. io-Iw
, 1867-03-01


the Diseases Ofthe Pull
mOnaTy Organs.
IT'S ACTION Is EXPECToRANT. ALTERNATIVE,
lSUDORIFIC, SEDATlVE. DIAPHORETIC AND
DlURETlC, which readers it one of the must valua-
BILE remedies known for curing diseases of the lungs.
1t excites expectoration, and the lungs to
throw off the phlegm or mucus; CHANGING Sc
CRETl0NS and PURIFIES the BLOOD; heals the
irrtated parts; gives strength to the digestive
gans; brings the liver to its proper action, and i'm
parts strength to the whole system. Such is the i'm
mediate and satisfactory effect, that IT is WAR
RANTED TO BREAK UP THE MOST DISTRESS
ING COUGH IN A FEW HOUR TINE, if not OF too
long sIanddg. 1T is WARRANTED to give entire
satisfaction evenin the MOST CONFIRMED CASES
OF CONSUMPTION 1T Is WARRANTED NOT
to produce cosiveness (Which ia the case with most
remedies or affect the head, it contains Opium
in any form. 1T is WARRANTED TO BE PER-
FECTLY HARMLESS to the most delicate child al
though it is active and powerful remedy for res
toring the system. THERE Is NO REAL NECESI-
TY FOR 50 MANY DEATHS BY CONSUMPTION
" Ven ALIENS LUNG BALSM will prevent it, if
only taken in time.
Sold by all Druggists, Price 81 per bottle.
For Sa,e by SMITH X DAVIS, Portland, Oregon,
General Agents. Al5o, By Dealers in Family Uedt
ciRes geaerdHy.
Dec. 80, 1864. 3tS.
, 1867-03-01
Notice to Absent Defendants,
TERRITORY OF WASHINGTON,
County OF WALLA WALLA. o.
James II. Fruit, Plt'f,

James H. Fruit, Pltf, In the District Court Of
VS.. the First Judicial Dis
Jonn A; Green, ! trict, in and for said
Geo. +. Thomas, Defts.
TTNO JOHN A. GREEN and DANIEL, J. WHICH
Il Two ot the Defendants named in the above enti-
tied action; You and each Of you are hereby noti-
ssd that James Ii. Fruit, Plaintiff in this action has
MED complaint against you In zaid CUurT winch will
come on 10 DC heard at the first term Of the Court
which shall commence more than two months aftey
tne "a Gay OF February 1861 and unless you appear
AZ said term and answer the same will be taken as
eonessed and the prayer thereof granted. Tho object
agalnst you for the sum Of one thousand dollars and
interest thereon at the rate ofour per cent per month
from the l3th day OF December 1865, the same being
she amount now due on promissory note executed
by SAID Defendants payable to said Plaintiff and da
ted December 18th, 1865
Complaint fled February 10, 1857.
lO-2m b. l.. SHARPSTEIN, Att'y for PTH
, 1867-03-01
BA& EACrORY.

TTNHE SUBSCRIBER has established himself IN 1,
Il Walla Walla to MANUFACTURE BAGS OF 6 ~
descriptions. Also, TO execute MACHINE SEHa4s,.o
to ordeg. Tents, Wagon Covers, &C. He sOlic'e
public patronage.
FLORENCE SEWING MACHINES.
Agent for the sale of the celebrated FLORENCE
SEWING MACHINE, the best Family Machins ever
offered. in G. W. SOMERINDYK6l
SSa- Main street, opposite the POstOfnes
, 1867-03-01
Robert Emmett Circle No. /,

Fenfan B TO { IN II In cd.
ITHROM and after this date, the members Of this
II Circle will meet every Thursday evening, at
81 O'clock precisely, in the Court House.
J. McCRATTH Seo'y
, 1867-03-01
For Snle

A SMALL LOT OF FINE BRANDIEs, & WINES
n At san Francisco cost and freight
Apply TO lotfN FRANK P. DUGAS.
, 1867-03-01
TO THE UNFORTUNATE
NEw REmED1Es! NEW REMEDIES !
DR.. Gibbons Dispensary,

sN7O KEARNY STREET.
.OlO corner Commercial, San
Francisco, established in 1854, for
the treatment of Sexual and Semi
nal Diseases, such as Gonorrhea
Gleet, Structure, Syphilis in all its
forms, Seminal Weakness, Impo-
tency, etc. Skin diseases (of 5ears
standing) and liberated Legs, sue
f,ll.- fraofod
, 1867-03-01
Prevention Better lhnn Cure.

The newly invented patent French Safe, sure Pre-
VehtlVe against Diseases and Pregnancy, sent by
man. Price 81. Address DR.. j. F. lOIBBON. GlG
Office Box 252
, 1867-03-01
ALIENS
hU NC BAhSANT.
The Remedy for Curing
Consumption, Coughs, Colds, Asthma,

Diseases ofthe Throat, Bronchitis, Pains
and Oppression of the Chest or Lungs,
Difficult Breathing, and all
the Diseases Ofthe Pull
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

A TRUE LADY, was once walking
short distance behind very hand
somely dressed young girl, and think
ing. as looked at her beautiful clothes,
if she took half as much pains with her
heart as she did with her body.
a poor old man was coming up the
walk, with a loaded wheelbarrow, and
just before he reached us, he made two
attempts to go into the yard of small
house; but the gate was heavy, and
would swing back before he could get
through.
wait" said the young girl, spring
open," And she held the gate until he
passed in. and received his thanks with
alpleasant smile, as she went on.
Sae deserves to have beautiful cloth
ing, thought, for beautiful spirit
dwells in her breast.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

A FELLOW at a race course was stag
gering about the track with more liquor
than he could carry.
Halo, what is the matter now? said
chap who had been run against.
Why, why-hic, why, the fact is lot
Of of my friends u have I'VE been cen betting liquo,
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

q A Scotchman went to lawyer once
for advice, and detailed the circum-
stances of the ease.
Have you told me the facts precisely
as.they occurred said the lawyer.
Oh, ay. sir, rejoined he, thoct it best
to tell yethe plain truth ye can put the
lies in yoursel.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16
A DuToHMAN lost his horse. and adj

A DUTCHMAN lost his horse, and ad-
vertised as follows:
Won night de oder day ven was bin
awake in my shleep, / hear something
vat / thinks was not yust right in my
barn, und yust out shumps to bed und
runs nit de barn out. und ven 1 vas der
COON, sees dat my pig gray iron mare
he was bin tied loose, und run nit de
stable off, und ever who vii him back
bring, yust SO much pay him as vat
bin cushtOmary.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

TRAvELLER-Where does this road GO
to. friend?
Countryman-I don't know, sir. /
find it here when comes to work in
the morning. and leaves here at night
but where it goes to in mean time, dc
not know.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

JoNNY, said one small boy to another
one. the other day, if you ever strike me
again, and / find it out, I'll make it
mighty hot for you the next time |
catch you, you can bet.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

WE have heard Of asking for bread
and receiving stone; but a young gem
tleman may be considered as still worse
treated, when he asks for young lady s
hand, and gets her fathers foot.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

A Schoolmaster asked one Of his fair
pupils if she could decline kiss.
Dropping perplexed courtesy. she
modestly replied: Yes, sir, but don't
like to.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

A nobleman observing large stone
near his gate, ordered his servant to
throw it to purgatory. If / were to
out of the way, said the servant.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

One hour lost in the morning Will put
back all the business of the day; one
hour gained by rising early will make
one month in the year.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

Here is to internal improvements. as
Dobbs said when he swallowed dose
of salts.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

He who fishes in the sea of matrimony
need not bother himself to put any bait
upon his hook-it the hook is gold.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16
CHOICE WINES AND LIQUORS,

IN ADDITION TO THE MANY AR
TICLES ENUMERATED
ABOVE.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

Stockholders and Directors:
Wholesale Merchants and Wealthy Business Men
CHARLES c. REAKIRT, President.
O. M GRAY, Vice President.
C. NJ. RANSOM, Secretary.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16
|, WORDTO ALL.

The undersigned have rented the Black
smith Shop adjoining the Door and Sash
Factory of Wormley, Reed Il Co., where
they intend to do all kinds of a-. II
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

CINCINNATI, August %, 1865.
We believe the Cincinnati Home Insurance
Company to be sound and reliable institu-
ton their list of subscribers beng full guar
antee to us that such is the fact.
SPENCE, BROTHERS.. & co,
Tobacconists 50 East Third Street.
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

Is equal to that of any other establishment
in North western Ohio, and he is prepared
to make them up little
The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-05-16

Are unequalled for curing all diseases for
which they are recommended. he Balsam
of Hoar Hound, for Coughs and Colds. The
Bone and Nerve Linement, for Pains and
Strains Diarrhea Medicines, for Diarrh ca
and Summer Bowel Complaints, Horse and
Cattle Powders Ringbone Ointment. The
Medicines is all Warranted. try it and you
will be satisfied
November &, lS6s.--1y
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1867-08-08
A Washington letter saws :

'It is stated Of the late Charles
Dennison, of Pennsylvania, lately
deceased, that just before the ad.
journment of the late Congress be
called on the President, In relation
to some appointments for his dis
trict. Mr.. DennisA was Dem
Iocrat, and the Senate had rejected
his friends as fast as they had been
sent IL '1t's no use sending In
any more Names said he; eff you
sent In the names of the twelve
Apostles they wouldn't confirm
but one of them"
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1867-08-08
JOSH BnLIyGs.-If a m

JOSH BILLINGS.-If a man
wants tew gitat his akturl diemen.
shuns let him visit a graveyard.
If emmy man wants tew be. an
eide bachelor, and get sick at a
boarding tavern, and hav a back
rune in the 4th story, and hav a
red-haired chamber maid bring
his watur Cruel tew him in a tin
wash basin, | hav always sed, and
/ stick few it yet, he has got a
perfec rite tew do it.
OWN few to the hi price and
great skarsity oy veal In M York
sitty, many ov the first faHilys
are using ARTIFICIAL calves. They
say it helps tew finish out q leg
ov mutton fust rate.