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COMMERCIAL.
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Exports.

Exports.
TTVERpoOI-Per BIZ bark Tecumseh-162 bales Cot
= ton and 1868 bales Upland Cotton, bbl Rice.
NEW YORK-per steamship Saragossa-2 % tercss klce,
6t bales Cotton 282 bales Upland Cotton, 81 Pack.
ages, 100 empty Barrels. ~
pHILArELpHIA-Per steam ship Everman-l65
bales Cotton, 50 casks Rce, bales Rope Cuttings,
bales Yarn bales Wool, 19 bags Fruit 40 packages
Mdze, bbls Liquor, 60 empty Barrels. lot OF Luln-
- ber. ;. ooo
BALTIMORE-Per schr Daniel Chase Is, COG feet Ln-
her 30 bbls Spirits Turpentine 142 tons Old Iron.
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SHERMAN HOUSE. CHICAGO, Ill

SHERMAN HOUSE.
February H. 1868.
MEssss P H. DRaKE Il Co. :-plesso send Is auGihGr
twelve your Plantation Eitc.s. AZ ia3rIinS
appetizer they eppesr to nGse superseded @VoEst;ng
slse and are greatly esteemed.
Yours, &C., GAGE Is WAITE:
Arrangements are now completed to supply auy i!.+
and for this article, which has net heretofore been
possible
The public may rest assurod that in case Will the
perfectly pure standard Of the PLANTATION Hl1TEus he
departed from. Roery bottle bears the ac-sste Of our
signature Oh seI plate egTactn2 or is cannot 6e gen.
utfae.
Any person pTeeMding to sell PLANTATION BtTIEks II
buk BY the gallon s,u;ldtT ard impostsr 6ewaSs
of recd battles. See Mat Privatc Stamp Il U;'aiu.
TILATED orer sreTy cork
Sold by all Druggists Grocesn and Dealers .hroasou,
the country.
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DRUGS, CHEMICALS, ETC.
SlhILIA sIMILsBUs CURANTuR,
EUMPHREYS
IlilaiiEOPATddIC &REElEFCS
HUMPHREYS

HOMEOPATHIC SPEGlFECS
taAYE PROVED, FROM TIE MOST AMPLE ES1...
I'll RIENCE, an entire sucoess Simple-P-ornpt-i
ent and Reliable. They are the only medicines per.
,anrot be made in using them; 30 harnlea aa t6 bs
tree from DANGER and 80 efficient as to be always relA
ole. They have raised tho highest commentator rom
IL and viii always render satisfaction.
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EUROPEAN TEs1apIOHIALs.s.
have the honor 10 be, gentleman, yonrs very truly.
-. ,s7,s,s-.'- y JAMES II WEHtL

James n Wehli Esq: ,sS s5.fs; iJ5i;y.
MI DEAR sra: have grsat pleaaurs II sskux youto
convey to Messr. Chickertng the EXPIRE aof;1of my
highest approval OF their instrument Ion atde9
ture that hsve tried bat Of tho uast Grand Piano
for.es that has ever come under my cbsetrnnon and
the Messrs. Chckerina may well be pronG nt Ihnving
which, for touch; quality, poverand ~orkmaDsh!ptt
would be very difficult 70 surpsss Ia the
vide world.
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G T-12RQ *.

Another wonderful Ingredient, of great uae sn,oug
the Spanish ladies OF South America impartng beauty
to the complexion and brancy to the MIND s yet ul
known to the commerce Of the world, and he withhold
ita name for the present.
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LIVER COMPLAINT AND DYSPEPSIA.
It s estimated that OF all Edut lmeCts
proceed from deceased and torpid LIVER. The hillary
secretons Of the liver overfowing into tho stomach pol
son the entire system and exhibit the above symptoms
After long research. We are able to present the mos
remarkable for theae hcrrd nightmare diseases
the world has produced Within one year over s1
hundred and forty thousand persons have takoa the
PLANTATION BrTrERs and not an instance Of complaint
has come to our knowledge!
It Is q most efectuA tonic and agreeable stmulant
suited to oil conditions of lie.
The reports that 1t reos upon mineral substances tor
its actlve properties, arc wholly false For the shs.
faction Of the pubic, and TINT patients may consult
their physicians. we append list OF Its componena.
OA1IsAYA bARK.-Celebrated tor over two hundred
years in the treatment of Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia
Weakness, etc It was introduced into Europe hy the
Countess. wife OF the Viceroy OF Peru In l64o and
afterwards sold by the Jesuts for tho o1oi price Of
it, tseist in sluer Under the name of Jesues ofo-
ders, and was finally made public by Louis XVI. King
of France humboldt makes especial reference to its
sbrifuge qualities during his South American travels
OABcARtLlA BARK-For dirrrh@a, colo and diseases
Of the stomach and bowels
DANDRIIoN-For Inflammation Of the loins md drop.
aical affections.
CHAMoA1LE FLowRRs-For enfcobled digestion.
LAVENDER FLowERE-Aromatic, stmulant ana tonic
highly invgorahng In nervous debility.
WNTERaREEN-For Bcrofula, rheumatism, etc
ANuE-An aromatic carm1natiVe; creating heBh,
muscls and milk; much used by mothers nurslng
Also, covebuds, orange, carraway, coriander oHshe-
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$4,000 PLANos.

In The construction OF which they have introduced eTy
known and valuable improvement Thoy hate invxris.
big been selected aud used by all OF the worlds dc-
kno,uleged great artists who have visited this country
professionally, both for private and public use-
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CARD.


tits with feelings OF pride ns American
that We publish the following tesdmor lals which haze
been received BY as recently:
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THALEERG.i

consider Chickerlng 4 Sons >Pisuos beyond conf
parison, the best I have ever seen IN n erica
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TAVERN.KEEPER
OFFICE CLERK OF COUNCIL,
Z

CIENA UE COUNCIL, I
March !, 1867.
A LII TAVERN-KEEpERS, AND PERSONS RETAIL
II ING spiriuous liquors. within tho city limits who
have not executed their bonds and taken out proper
cards to show that they have license to SELL will be
ported not complying with the law alter Monday 9th
inst.
Those who have cards hereby notified to have the
samo placed in conspicuous place in the wintuw. AL
failing to observe this notice will also be reported after
the aforementioned time. VI. Il. SMITH,
March Clerk Of Council.
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IA smile wsson har llp-hsalth VIA IN her ,oes
st. ength was In her step. snd in her hnnds-RtASzA
rIoN BIrTKRs.' -
8. T.-1860-:X.
A few BOTTLES OF PLANTATION B1rTEKa
VIII ours Nervous Headache So
!" =. Gold Extrsrnities aud Feverish LiS1;
Bour Stomach and Eatld Breath:
Fgtulency and Indigestion.
Nervous Affections.
Excessive Fatigue and Short Breath.
Pain over tho Eyes. -.
-" Mental Despondencyi
a" Prostraton; Great Weakness. 80.
BaIow Complexion, Weak Bowels, kc.
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BOOKS, STATIONERY, ETC.
Factory, Hudson City, N. J.
WHOLESALE SALES ROOM
NO. "a JOHN STREET. NEW YORK.

NO. "a JOHN STREET, NEW YORK.
ALL STYLES AND GRADES OF LEAr PENCIL,
"a of superior quality manufactured and offered
E at fair terms to the Trade The public invited
tJSA to give the AMERICAN, LEAD PENCIL the pre-
q ference.
WI% THE PENCILS ARE TO BE HAD AT ALL THE
IA PRINCIPAL STATTONETS AND Nd ION
Rg4 DEALERS.
ASK FOR THE "AA1ERICAN LEAD PENCIL -
TESTIMONIAL.
SHEFFIELD SCIENTIFIC SCHOOL,
ENaNEE11Na DEPARTMENT.,
YALE COLLEGE, November 49, 1856. }
have always recommended the Taber Polygrade
Lead Pencils the only pencils fitted for both
tai and mathematical drawing; but, after thorough
trial of the American Polygrade Lead Pencils man.
utactured by the American Lead Pencil Company New
York. find them superior to any pencil in use to
the Faber or the old English Cumberland Lead Pencil
being superior pencil for sketchiny ornamental and
mechanical drawing, nnd all the ordinary Of lead
pencil.
These pencils very finely graded and have very
smooth lead the sotest pencils hold the point well
tey all that be desired in pencil It gives me
great pleasure to be able 10 Americans that they
will longer be compelled to depend upon Germany or
any other foreign market for pencils.
LOUIS BAIL,
Professor of Drawing, &c.
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Among the chiafpoiuh Of excellence Of the Chioksr.
ing Pianos Of which speak the renowned artists IN their
oonaratuatory testimonials to the Mesars Chickerfng
are the greatest possible deph richness and volume Of
tone, combined with rare briancy clearness and
perfect evenness throughout the entire scale; and,
above all surprising duration Of sound the pnre and
quality OF which never changes under tho
most delicate or powerful touch
During the past forty years this trm has aRu.
acsured = 5:sslscG.esEEl -
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Dear sir, very sincerely yourz, .Ef'=ss
=. CHAS: d. OQLLARD. 49,
Firm Of Collsld Uoard, Pianoforts lAnufacsurers;
Lon6Don. .. iS-.>g TX. esSss ~ .

- IoNDoN. august 20. 1855
Jauey H. Walk Esq.
MI DEAR SIM: As youssse going LACK to the United
states must beg you To- remember me Nndly TO the
Messrs sChickering. Tell them fIwas delightea with
their Grand Pi:ro forteoa good an isJt1rsHt ninE
az uas evr tGsRedout beta IN ro.leb andttr. 3 II:
Wsahiug you, DO, remain ever st lIy,
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Wool CardIng.

TIE subscriber would respectfully give notice
! that he Is prepared TO TO do wool cardino AZ
the mill In PerkinsviIIe johnson. VII, for any
one VINO may favor him with o call. promptly
and In wor4nanlike manner.
:. WILLIAM MoCLEsArHAr. r.,
Perkinsville, July IL. 1861. stwg.so
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GROvEsTEEN 4 CO.,
i99 Broadway. N. Y.
PIANO FORTES.

Our last new addition to our different STYLES
Is attracting the admiration Of both critics AM
p'pulace. We mention specially. some of The
Claims OF the new PIANO. Believing the exte.
rior should be as beautiful TO the eye rs melody
getting them up in style that Is conceded
by Gil who have seen them TO be the hand.
soonest PIANO FORTE made. They sre an entire.
~ new style with four full round corners.
heavily carved legs and Tyre. base richly mould.
cd and contains our latest improved new scale
ana action. The tone Is melodious, and les
adaptabiIity TO passages of every shade of ,x.
pressions, from the softest murmurs, the Ores.
sendo. and the Y. F.. gives the the Perform.
er livery advantage Of the Concert grand.
rrice 500. July 10, ,ea. qy
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IL strawberry plants eAn be set until late in
me iall' II covered well with leave. or straw.
from TWO pieces OF ground of the same size
ann squai In other respects, sold this year six
bundled and nine quarts of the Golden Oueen
Tor Sll5 and from the other. planted with vii.
ION Albany, three hundred aud twenty three
quarts Tor S3l difference Of nearly two hundre,
i'er cent. IN quarts. and more than three hundred
'er cent in.price In favor OF the Golden Queen,
~ !. A; Newton, l52 Main street. Rochester
acl as to The quantity and price paid.
WIN guarantee all orders to be delivered in
5ood order. can send BY mail from a hi ndred
20 hundred and fifty OF the strawberry PLANTS
IN one PACKAGE and FROM six to twelve Grape
vines. postage paid. r>
Cash orders filled in rotation. Orders marked
GO D.. the buyer must pay the express charg'
90. and will the collection '"'e
out OF nearly five hundred orders received
his spring, have ost only two.
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THE PLACE 10 GET
GOOD DYT CRU FE,
oastp, Is st'BARNB,S Drug ssers.
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The above shows a iair, average sample Of Der
ries OF this new variety exhibited at this Office
July 9th, 1866. IL j. Of beautiful bright scarlet
color Of very high flavor. and enormously pro
ducti.e-many berries measuring six inches in
circumference. IL Ipens fifteen days after tn
Wilson. and is thus most valuable az a late berl
Tor family use or marketing. picked mic. Der
ries OF the Golden Queen as late as the 18th OF
July.
Every person should set out largely of the
GREEN PROLIFIC. The berry is nearly ~ larg,
AS t re Golden Queen, very early tender. an,
sweet. II is Recommended We highly in the
eastern part of the State. where 1t Is bette,
known. In fact, tie Golden Queen and Green
iroliffc are the two best berries In cultivation
he Golden Queen sells in our market for f0ui
~hillings per quart. where the Wilson, on the
same stand, only brings twenty. five cents-ncv
er have sold the Golden Queen and Green proi
nc Tor less than thirty five cents, when the viii
son brought on y twelve cents. Many person,
IN Rochester are setting bed VI the Golden
Queen on purpose to NIX the berries with the
wilson they get from five to seven cents more
per quart tor the Wilson by doing so.
COPIED from the Southern Ruralist, printed at
AnityCity. Louisiana.
THE GOLDEN QUEEN STRAWBERRY Those
who desire to raise fruit Of tomato size and
:trawberr flavor. will find just what they are
looking for in the tfelden Queen JUnD, OF the
American AgricultuIist, fplipted in New York.
says cit is veriLable strawberry. and one of
the best varieties yet raised, either for home use
offcr the market"
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CCACUia scN tcFacCt
5p'e G { q cles !
Which have been favorably known and con
SANITY worn by large numbers of the spectacl,
wearcrs in Connecticut. Rhode Island, Masso
chusetts and the Southern part of Vermont
during the, past eight years.
Ana Tor which they claim the following adj
vantages. ~
LIST That the material from which the lenses
are ground, is manufactured especially for on.
TIC purposes and Is pure, hard and brilliant
and not hdble to become scratched
I'D Thattrom the peculiar eorstruetion of ,bo
glasses, they assist and preserve the sight rem.
dering frequent changes unnecessary.
Sd: That from the perfection OF The gcas.s
ana highly flushed surfaces. they'conier bril-
iancy and distiRctness Of vision, With Al, amnnn,
81 ease and comfort not hitherto realized by
spectacle wearers. -
4th. There Is no glimmerinp, waverino os
the sight, dizziness. or other unpleasant sens.
alton, but on the contrary. tfiey ARE soothing.
ana pleasant, causing a feeling of relief to The
wearer aud producing cleaI and distinct via
ion as In the natural healthy sight. They are
the only spectacles that Preserve as will az A.
sist the sight, and are the cheapest becduse The
nest. sfways lasting many years without change
being made.
Messrs. j.. Il NJ. have given Messrs g,arnes
and Buxton, such instructions in the art O AZ.
ing glasses as will enable them TO select IN. /
FiRht glass necessary 70 overcome the detect in |
Zach persons eye. One Of the firm will Wiz |
hem three times year, for the purpose of M. |
ing those persons whose peculiar sight may re-. |
luire the assistance Of an optician in selecting |
pectacles.
s.-we employ no peddlers. 9 eoy1 /
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. I'll il0ni Central and Sulli-
,,' ,.. van Railroads. .a',

Summs: Arrangement commencing July. Isl
1861. lsf .slrs
| TRAINS GOING SOUTH AND EAST
Leave Waterbury at 8.42 A M, 2.i0 P NJ an
S.48PM. .ts esar
Mail Train leavs Rouse's Point at 4. 80 A. M
. receives passengers from Ogdensburgh R. II.
and CONNECTS atWhite River junction and bel.
lows Falls with trains for Boston, Worcester,
Springfield, and with trains on Passumpsic h. h.
arrives at New York at 10. f5 Pm
Steam oat Train l.aves Montreal at 5. 80 m.
~. 10 ms at 10 a. M, arriving at Burlington TO-,
40 a.. M, connecting there with Steamers Tor
| Lake George, Saratoga. &c.
Day Express leavas Montreal at 100 AM, St..
Johns at 10 a. m, 0gdepsburgh, at s. 80 pm, :,
Rouse's Point at 1915 a. M, for Boston &c.,
arriving in Bost.n via Lowell at ~. 80 p. III.
Night Expire caves Ogdensburg at II.
30 AM Montreal at $3.50 M, Rouse Point at g. 40
p. m..St Johns at 1. so p. M. arriving at Boston
at .; 40 A N. conneeting at Bellows Falls with
Cheehfre r r. for Boston and Worcester, and
With VT. Valley r. R., for Springfield &c,
and arriving n New York at II 80 p. m. tt /,
TRAiEsGOING NORTH AND WEST.
Leave Waterbhry'a 3.22 AM, S.42 AM. 4.03 P
NJ, and 5.20P'M
d, Day Express leaves Boston via Lowell at 3 M
a m, for Burlington, st Adams, 0gdensulg Oh
nd Montreal.
Mail train leaves. Boston via Lowell, at 7 90
A. NJ. via Lawrence and Fitchburg at 80 a.
NJ. Springfield att As "a. M, for Burlington,
st. Adams. Ogdensburgh and Montreal.
The train leaving Boston via FItChburg at 7 80
a. m. and Springfield at 7. 45 a. IA connects at
White River Junction with the Day Express
train. . 4
ACCOMMODATION Train leaves, Mortified at 7. 81
a. m. Burlington, Rutland, st, Adams, Rouse's
Point Ogdensburgh &c. S. ""
Night express train leaves Bellows Falls at 10.
90 NJ receiving passengers from Vermont Val
ali. "a l
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WARRANTED!
to effect q cure when the direc,,on. -, ;,

NOTICE. The existence of tine ,n,h
~ Bank, chartered by the lepislanr,
state OF Vermont, and located at Hvd, b.
SAID state. was terminated. acrreabl, =
Jaws Oh SAID State. on the 9th day of sen i
ana notice is hereby given that said 6,,I
redeem Its outstanding bills. The foll0,,
OF the legislature is published BY dirs'
SAID bank, By Order nj tho ni,. unHl
l.. II MOVES. President. Al Noygs r,S
Hyde Park. May llth. 1867.
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BROWN s. PERKINS "a
Pianos for the Peopla!

bhoWN& PERKINS
Pianos for the People!
4ao BROoME ST., NEW york.
ME- would call the attention of the nuh,i,
w to our elegaht New Scale Pianos. In IN,
following styles: fssf - '"'
STYLE "a" octave, Front large round
corners plain case either octagon or cary.
ea legs, straight bottom, bead moulding
STYLE H., 49,. S45(
with serpentine moulding on plint6, cary.
STYLE &C." octave, Front corners laro. 'oV
round, serpentine bottom. mouIdines
/ same as on style d. carved Tyre and de.f.
sIYSiE o ..n :, Ngs. ,HI $50
corners finished back. moudings on rim
ana plinth. serpenline bottom, carved
dyFe ana desk, elegant carved fruit lens coo
ne above styles are all finished in eeosn,
rosewood cases, and have tho full iron Franz.
rdeiich action harp pedal beveed TOP. ivory
Keys and key fronts and exceed In oyp,s, 10y
bass nearly all the Ia octave Pianos ,ew n,a,
ulactured. They are made of the best matt ,iIla
ana Tor hnish, durability. purity and swee,mos.
Of tone cannot be surpassed. '"'e'"o's
ne iour styles described above emhodv Al,
.ne essential changes In exterior finish oftsso
or ~ PATTERNS. ilg -r'"r W " 10
We invite the attention OF the nrhn. -,I
dealers and the profession, to critical eSanfS |
alton OF the merits # our Pianos. Va sum
%, ny avoiding The great expense attendan,
Costly factories and expen i've warsro"ms in ap ,b
city we. are enabled TO on tbese Ifa o ~ 'ne
p'meH wn'ch DEFY competition. and invite In ~
where '''e purchasing else.
When references and testimohiaIs are resb, 70,
ny those ab1nt TO purchase Instead M nrasd.
display ofprofe~sonal ha}es. we res s'{ ~ ,h
"aa 70 WHOM we have sold Or l5aSos. Them
Judgment As 10 the real merits of 6Hf , ,ae,f
nentr as 70 their durability. touch. s s .nssrt
'aa u power !" Z? tone stan(ing in tune. &c' bas
aas , an aetna! experience being Of ar more
oo,e capabIe who merely tries fl I A% ar
'hioh Instruments in perfect tune and orS He
,n'en have inst received the workmeni .'p WI
"hh'hg touches Our motto Ia last
~, :, V ln Soies and Small RroGts.o 3
" send for Circular. to ,1~1o
O.. BROWN s. PERKINS,
." fZo Broomo ST. New York
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u IS hereby 'nacted by the General Assem-
the State Of Vermont.
1t Is hereby enacted &c.

the State of Vermont. l'''-'
It's hereby enacted &c.
SEC. /, II, After the expiration CT IN. mn.
any bank chartered by this State. a, ,I,S
ermination Of the existence of anv ,r%
,greeabiy to the laws of this stat, .aS'
nay Cause notice TO be published in ali finn
" newspapers OF the county where sucb N
,ocated, Tor one fun year, settiup forth M,
psnk VIII redeem its outstandino blls ~,
~ tne expiration of the charter mr. n, ~
tne termination of its existence. and A, s %
ms act. and upon due publication M" ", II /.
tice' neither such bank nor its oflicerS I'M
'bie to any action for the non redemn,i s%@
oI lts outstanding bills, unless me r samo
nave been dniy presented and payws r," H.
demanded within the year aforesaid s a, N. NJ !,
rug house of said bank. ~ '"' "
SEC, After the expiration of the chart,
iter the Termination Of the existenc va' aI =,
uch bank as the aforesaid, snch hank sh,iI.
% be subject to tine operation, or I,ab hIu \,
1rovlsl' n of the Sixty.third section ot I'M.
Eighty nine of the General statnIes VI O'''
SIC. 8. This actshall take effect from Il, =.
age. ' '"''' ''om US
Approved Nov. 10. 1865. x,
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Vermont Il Boston TeIe.
gpsn mi ia

Between Boston. Montreal and Ogden.bpvrh.
Also Springfield and 81. Johnsbury and iatsf
mediate places. WITH connections to eli parts
Omsstt Ssrnes' Drug stor. Stowe vt. ,,.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-03-21
For the JefTersonian.
Sufferance.

Did you ever see any thing yet
SO comically comical by half!
And is 1t not more than enough
10 make almost any dog laugh 3
To sit in the rear of car,
Or country church, rear pew,
And take from such point a glance
AT the club-headed, clump- -knotted view
These clumps they are twisted and bent
In sort of a la bar6ette skew,
Whilst colors most varied are lent
10 make most grotesque view:
And the tenderest miss OF her teens
And the matron stiff and staid.
To this wonderful fashion lean
With a zeal that cannot be swayed.
Behind one tow ponch is hung,
Which looks like hanging birds nest,-
80 much so in fact that you peer
To get sight of an unfledged breast:
Beside her little black twist
is plnched till it scares you quite,
For the great black eyes in front
Can never be winked up tight.
Another head on beyond
Is curled up and crimped down to kill,
And you wo6d wonder and ask yourself
What such queer head can fill: 80
The hat is no hat at all,
A straw and ribbon or two,
Or jockey SO very small
That nothing sticks everywhere through
I've often laughed in my sleeve
To look at the silly sight,
And wondered how long it must be
Till this play had passed it's hight,
When reason and judgment and taste
Would fit out a lady's head
And make it look graceful and neat
With common sense filling instead.
Don't talk of the suffrage right
Till of suffrage they have their fill;
Whilst heads are so porous and light
Let Fashion control and kill;
When Reason enthrones herself,
And woman is woman indeed,
Then, then we will open the ring,
Strike hands and bid her .s Gods speed"
WHACKHAMMER.
March l5, 1867.
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mo Name"

An urchin leading small dog along
the street some days ago was aeeosted by
a gentleman as follows:
"Well, my son, what's your dogs
name ?"
"iIain't got any name yet"
"Well, why don't you name him p
Give him some good name" Call him
Grant
II don't like to do that said the boy
-'it would be disrespectful to the Gen.
eral"
"Vell, then, call him Andy johnson. ="
"No, won't do that neither, tor thot
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