The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1867-07-05

A young man at Bridgeport, Ct, whose
intended had set the day." went to the
church the other Sunday to hear the bans
read, but was Mortified to hear the name Of
another where his should have been. In a
frenzy he rushed to the fair one for an ex-
PLANTATION, when she coolly informed him
that he had affronted her sense Of propri
ETY. by Boosting of his conquest and she had
accordingly thrown him overheard, but
rather than be disappointed in becoming a
bride she had taken up with fresh lover.
In street in Paris, the other day, a
lady's crinoline became loose and fell off.
Great was the hilarity of the public and the
distress Of the fair one. But onward she
went 4 gentleman who had the courage
to pick up the fallen property and to run
after the lady with it, received decorating
smack on his face as his reward. The lady
then burst into tears and retired with her
property into a shop.
Adam Goodson, Of Wayne county, Ind. ;,
loved fair maiden and wanted TO marry
her. The maiden had a sneaking kindness
for better looking and richer "feller, !"
and told Adam Goodson to go and hang
himself. Adam couldn't see the hang, but
he loaded his gun and blew out what little
brains he had.
A female dressed as bloomcr excited a
sensation in the streets Of Troy, n. Y, re-
Gently, and was followed by crowd of i'll
hammered boys, who went screaming
| through the streets after her. She was
obliged to take refuge in the police head
quarters.
One of our exchanges says man " blew
out his brains after bidding his wife good
bye with shot gun.
The following obituary notice recently
appeared in a German paper: " My hus-
band is no more He did not wish to live
longer, and, if he had, it would have made
no difference, for the govt entered his
stomach and was soon followed by death.
/ | shall marry the doctor who so kindly
attended my late husband | learned then
to trust him. Soft rest the ashes Of the
departed one, whose wholesale liquor bust
ness | shall continue at the old stand.
MARIA w. SCHLEMM.
els your master at home ?" mo, sir,
he's out" Mistress at home % No,
sir, she's out" "Then | II step in and sit
by the fire. "That's out, too, sir.
douglas, dear" said a wife, appealing
to her husband in a small feminine dispute,
q do you think | am generally bad tenn
pered ~ " No, my dear" said he, q" L
think you are particularly so.
Holmes, among other good things, in a
recent story, says that =" Easy crying
widows take new husbands soonest; there
is nothing like wet weather for trans
planting"
We were amused with the remark of an
old lady, who was admiring the beautiful
picture called Saved" It's no wonder, y
said she, THAT the poor child tainted, after
pulling that great dog out of the water.
just after a Wedding in Prince George,
Va, the groom was arrested for horse
stealing, put in prison, and the bride COM
menced a suit for divorce.
| A Connecticut newspaper states that the
third wife of poor man living In Putnum,
in that State, has worked In factory till
she has saved $l2O, which she expended,
without the knowledge of her husband, in
the erection Of two neat hcadstones in the
cemetery to the memory Of his two dead
wives.
A preacher in Berks county, Penn, dis
coursing about Daniel in the lions den,
said IAN thar he sot, all night long, a
lookin' at the show for nothin, and it
didn't cost him nary cent.
GA distressed Mother" writes to the AL
lentown pa Democrat for advice, which
she gets-thusly =" The only way to cure
your son of staying out s. late O. nights Is
to break his legs, or else get the calico he
runs with to do your house work.
The editor of the Albany EUening Jour
nal has A." friend who has frequently sat
in the jury box, and is an ardent advocate
of woman suffrage Women at the ballot
box will be followed by women in the jury
box. How delightful it will then be to
serve ones country. The class of profess
sional iurymen will increase wonderfully.
And there will be no objection to staying
out all night on knotty and interesting
case.