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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-08-22

CONS1IPAIION,
PIMPLES, BLOTCHES, A SAILOW
SKIN, DROWSINESS, DIZZINESS,
HEARTBURN, PALPITATION,
And a most wonderful
Cure and Preuentiue of Ferer and Ague i,
eve advise all who are troubled with this
fearful malady to always keep the Powders
on hand ready for immediate use.)
Here are few important particulars
1st.-They are the Great Specific for all
Bilious Affections.
2d.-They are the only known remedy
that will cure Liver Complaint
3d.-They are the only known remedy
that will cure Constipation.
4th.-The Powders are so thorough in
their operation that one package will be all
that the majority of those using them will
require TO effect a cure.
5th.-They are mild and pleasant yet the
most efIectua cathartic known.
6th.-They are the cheapest and best med
icne extant, as they can be sent by mail 10
any part OF the globe for the price, 80 cents.
Circulars, containing certificates, informa-
ton, &C., sent 10 any part of the world tree
of charge
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS, or by
mail on application to
C.G. CLARK G CO.,
GENERAL AGNTs,
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
Price, so Cents per Bor.
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CHAMBER, and
DINING-ROOM SUITES,

S-1lhDIIh, anu
DINING-ROOM SUITES,
both of their own and city manufacture
which they will dispose of at the lowest pos
sible prices for cash.
They are also prepared to manufacture 10
order, any and every thing in their line,
from single piece of furniture up 10 a COM
plete outfit from garret to cellar, all of the
best seasoned timber, and by the best of
workmen They do not clam to be g the
only Furniture dealer in Stroudsburg who
has license to sell Furniture" but ha wing
paid a license and established themselves in
business they are determined to do full justice
to all who patronize them. Their stock OF
lumber embraces all the kinds of wood en-
ployed in cablnet-making, and was selected
with regard to quality than to price.
Remember that we can supply full suites
either of our own of city manufacture,
though We prefer filling The former, because
greater Justice can be done thereby to pur-
shasers.
UNDERTAKING! UNDERTAKINGS!
Having provided ourselves with a new,
.eaf, and elegant Hearse, a full supply OF
the latest s;yles.of Collins and burial Cas-
ksts, and all the other appliances of first
cla.. establishment. we are prepared to con-
duct the business Of Undertaking, in all Its
branches, 10 the perfect satisfaction of all
who favor us with orders in this line.
Kachme Saaoing, Turning, Planning, DC.
Their factory being fitted up with superior
Turning, Saving, and Planning Machinery,
all driven by powerful steam engine, orders
from cabinet-makers, carpenters, and others,
for work in these lines will be promptly and
satisfactorily filed.
They respectfully solicit a call from the
public. Furniture chcerfully shown without
charge, and prices as low as the lowest.
PHILIP MILLER 81 SON.
March IA, 1867.
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Important to EVERYBODY.

The subscribers would inform the public
very respectfully, that they are carrying on
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-08-22
Good news for Mothers!

Mothers, are you oppressed with anxiety
for your little ones! Are your slumbers and
hearts broken by their cries! Doyou awaken
in the morning unrefreshed and apprehensiva!
If so, procure atsOnce q bottle Of DR.
Icons Infant Remedy and you will have no
more weary hours of watching and anxiety.
DIR. Icons INFANT REMEDY
has stood the test of years. Thousands o!
nurses and mothers bear witness that it new
er fails TO give relief if used in season. 1t is
mild, yet sure and speedy cure for Collie,
Cramps and Windy Pains, and is invaluable
for all complaints incident to Teething.
Sold by Druggists every where. Address
all orders to
ZIEGLER & SMITH,
SOLE PROPRIETORS,
137 North Third ST., Philadelphia.
Nov. 10, lS66.-lyr.
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,. EANTZ, DENTIST

g. Has permanently located him
ClsSSrAA self in Stroudsburg, and moved
lj1 his Office next door TO DIR. S.
Walton, where he is fully prepared TO treat
the natural teeth, and also to insert incorrup-
tible artificial teeth on pivot and plate, in tqe
latest and most improved manner Most
persons know the danger and folly of trust
ing their work to the ignorant as well as
the travelling dentist. It matters not how
much experience person may have, he is
liable to have some failures out of a number
OF cases, and if the dentist lives at a distance
it is frequently put off until it is too late to
save the tooth or teeth as it NAV be, other
wise the Inconvenience and trouble of going
so far. Hence the necessity of obtaining the
services of a dentist near home. All work
warranted
Stroudsburg, March %, 1862.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-08-22

ETAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BEAUTI-
Il Il ful Hartford Carpets at MoCARTY'S
Ware Rooms! Three-pIy Tapestry, Ingram,
Brussels &C., &c. (and what splendid Par
lor Furnilure), at MoCARTY'S. If you
want to buy cheap, go in. He wants to sell
his entire stock this month 10 make room for
more. Dec. 6, 1866.
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The LeucOrrhoea, or Whites.

At the same time, there is nothing in these
pills that can DO injury to life or health. -
Let the directions be strictly .foIo,oed, and
you will find them to be QU tAey are repre-.
SP1fed
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02
The Roman sentineH.


There was nothing in Pompeii that in !
vested it with deeper interest 10 me
than the spot where soldier Of old
Rome displayed a most heroic fidcltiy.-
That fatal day on which Yesuyius, at
whose feet the city stood. burst out into
an eruption that shook tho earth, pour
ed torrents OF lava from its riyen sides,
and discharged, amidst the noisc of hun
drcd thunders, such clouds Of ashes as
filed the air, produced darkness deep
or than midnight, aud struck such terror
into all hearts that men ihorght not on.
IS that the end Of the wUgld had come
and all must die, but tha. the gods them.
selves were expIring-ou that night n
sentinel kept watch by the gate which
looked 10 the burning mountain. Amidst
unitnaginable confusion, aud shrieks O!
terror mingled with the roar og the vol.
cano, aud cries OF mothers who had lost
their children in the darkness, the inhab.
itants fled the fatal towa, while falling
ashes, loading the darkGned air, aud pen
etrating every place, rose IN the streets
till they covered the house roofs, nor LETT
vestiga Of the city but a vast silent
mound. beneath which it lay unknown,
dead and buried, for nearly LOO years.
Amidst this fearful disorder the sentinel
at the gate had been forgotten; and as
Rome required her sentinels, happen
what might, to hold their posts ill reliev.
ed by the guard or set at liberty By their
officers, he had to choose between death
and dishonor. Pattern Of fidelity, he
stood by his post Slowly but surely, the
ashes rise on his manly form now they
reach his breast; and now covering his
lips they choke his breathing He also
was faithful unto death" After seven.
teen centuries they found his skeleton
standing erect in a marble niche, clad in
It's rusty armor-the helmet on his empty
skull, aad his bouy fingers still closed up
on his spear. And next almost to the in-
terest felt 10 placing myself op the spot
were Paul, true to his colors, when all
men deserted him, plead before the Ro.
man tyrant, was the interest | felt in the
niche by the city gate where they found
the skeleton of one who. in his fidelity to
the cause Of Caesar, sets US an example
Of iaithfulness to the cause of Christ
an example it were for the honor of their
Master that uil his serYants followed
DR.. Guthrie.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02
Negro Candidate for Congress

a negro named Tickling is candidate
for Congress in the first district Of Geor-
gia. IF elected, it IL not probable he
will be admitted to scat He talks very
unlike "loyal." alias Jacobin, niger,
and, therefore, like a sensible one. Sensi-
bic niggcrs arc not wanted in Congress
just at this time. Such is not the recon-
struction programme. Jacobin niggers
would be permitted to take seats in the
national legislature. ;
Fickling says there are three classes Of
radicals in the South. The first two de-
scribed by him are neaner than the third;
and we, therefore, present a sensible mig
gers opinion Of the best class Of radicals
in the Southern States, who are now en-.
gagged in the interests Of God and hu--
manity:"
4The third class Of our would.be CO.
partners in the business Of reconstruction
are the scrapiDgs Of a ground-swell Of
New England fungi; and from the speci-l'
mems that have come South to grow re.
spectacle on tho 'nigger vote, and get
rich by picking up little things, such as
spoons and the like, am very much in
clincd to the opinion that most harmo-
nious and lasting brotherhood may be es-
tablished between them and class No. g..
Such individuals, in the days of slavery,
would have been kicked out Of the mean.
est darkey's cabin IN the slave States, and
it is today an undeniable fact that their
status il far below the standard Of respec-
liability, even among the colored people
they have succeeded thus far in imposing
upon. Too low, and mean, and contempt
ibIe at home to be trusted with any Office
Of honor, trust, or profit, they are here to.
offer their patriotic q services and vir-.
tuous ~ example for our moral elevation
and political advancement and, suppos-.
ing the negro to be at least q little bit
lower in the scale of humanity than
themselves, they come with the confident
lexpectation and impudent boastfulness
that Sambo and Simon, Peter and PolIux,
and all..the rest Of US small fry darkeys,
will at once see in their august persona.
ges the veritable champions of our free.
dom, and fly on the wings of gratitude
and love to glory and reward them-at.
tie polls-for their many hair breadtt
'scapes in the imminent deadly breach
while bleeding and dying to set us free" ~
IF "Dirty-Work" Logan, or Ben But
Ter, or John Pope, or Ashley, or Inger-
soil, will Sit to that niger for portrait,
the Likeness viii. probably be truer than.
it is fattering.-U Chicago Times. -.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

A A"DIvINE" ScoUNDREL.-We see our
exchanges are giving one William Smith,
Radical Divine, considerable notoriety.
Smith formerly preached Radicalism, and
forgot the doctrines of our Savior, at Mon
roeville, this county. While there he Sc
duced his own sister-in-law, little girl
thirteen years old He succeeded in his
hellish designs by pointing out to her
sundry passages of the scripture, which,
he said, justified his conduct, and which,
he declared, made it obligatory on her
part. For six years did this divine Radi-
cal carry on illicit intercourse with the
girl, and during all that time he has been
denouncing the Democratic party as trail
tors, thieves, seducers, and all tha. was
bad. Tho girl was induced through the
officiousness of the robber of her chastity,
to marry the brother.in-law, by his first
wife, of the Divine. The wedding was
hastily consummated, in order to hide the
shame of the girl, which would soon be
known. The husband, however, With
drew from the polluted woman, and left
her to seek shelter with her sedueer: The
above we learn from the Van Vert Times,
and we see by the Ligonier Banner, that,
the thing, Smith, was to have addressed
a Radical pow.wow in that village last
week. Brethren, let Us pray, Fort
Wayne, Ind, Democrat. 90 g
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02
what a Good wife is worth.

A Kentucky farmer furnishes the fol-
lowing evidence of the money value of /.
wife. The companiouship of such wife
was even more precious than her indus
try aud economy.
Il have beer farming twenty-five years.
The first four years was unmarried. I
began farming with two hundred and ffs
ty acres, In the Blue Grass region. I
handled cattle: hogs, sheep, and horses
principally the two first named-and lived.
/ thought tolerably economically, spent
none of the money for tobacco in any
way; never betting a cent or dissipating
IN any way, and yet, at the end of the four
years, had made little or no clear mon--
ey. / then married a young lady eight
cen years of age-one who had, never
done any hOusework, or work Of any.
kind, except making a portion of her
own clothes. She had never made q
shirt, drawers, pants, or waistcoat, or,
even sewed stich on coat, and yet, be-
fore we had been married year. she had
made for me every one of these articles
of clothing named, and knit numbers of
pairs of socks for me-yes, and mended
divers articles for me, not excepting an
old hat or two. She had also made but
ter, sold eggs, chickens, aud other fowls,
and vegetables, to the amount of near
5000 in cash, at the end of the year..
whereas during the four years that was
single, had never sold Eve cents WORTH
besides making me purely happy aud
contentcd with, and at my own home.--
And so far as to making Of money, We
have made money clear of expenses, ev-
cry year since we were married, in every
thing that We have undertaken on the
farm. and she has made from $3.50 to
$500 year, except one, during the time.
selling butter, eggs, and marketing Of
different kinds. Ny yearly expenses for
fine clothing, &C., before I was married,
were more than my yearly expenses were
after [ was married, combined with the
Expenses of my wife and children, and
our farm has increased from ESQ to 620
acres; and belieye that if I had hot
married, it never would have increased
but little, if any; and I have never been
absent from home six nights, when my
wife was at home, since We were married,
and her cheeks kiss as sweetly to me as
they did the morning after We were mar
ried.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

WHEN I MEAN TO MARRY.
DY Jons O. SAKE.

Il
When do mean to fnarry7 Well
IT'S idle 10 digpute with fate
But it you choose to hear me tell,
Pray listen while fix tho date.
When daughters haste Wish eager feet,
mothers daily toll 10 share.
Can make the buildings which they eat,
And mend The stockings which they wear.
When maideus look upon a man 1.
As IL himself what they would marry,
And not as army soldiers scar = 5. ffl
"A sptles or q ecrnmissary.
t@ .tFtt
When gentle ladies who have got.
The offer Of l0yef's hard,
Consent 10 share his "carthiy lot"
And do net Eeau Liz let of land.
When young mechanics nrs allowed
To Ind aud wed the farmers girls,
Who don't expect 70 be endowed
With rue.es, diamonds, gems and pearls.
When wives. In short. shall freely give
Their hearts and bands 70 aid their spoases
And live as they were wont % live
Within their tires' one-si0ry houses,
Then, madam---f I'm not too old
Rejoiced 10 quit this lonely life.
III brush my beaver, cease To sc0ld,
And look about me for a wife
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

BRowNLow.-A correspondent Of tho
Fsderm Union takes advantage Of tht
false report Of tho death of Brow allow
the Scorpion, aud volunteers the following
epi,aph
OLD Bin i dead. tho negroes Pope;
IIis pulse has ceased 10 throb
Grim death has snatehcd bin from the rope,
And aaved the bangmaa's Job.
Stop, gentie reader. lightly tread.
For fear you make him cuss,
We've peace earth n0w, be Is dead,
But hell is ia d fuss
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

RATES OF ADVERTISING, PER YrAR; One
Column, 500 Half Column, 500 Quarter COL
umn, $35.
Transient Advertisements per Square often lines
or less, first insertion, 50 each subsequent nser-
ton, 81.
A square Is one inch In space down the column,
counting cuts, display lines, blanks &C., as solid
matter. No advertisement to be considered less
than square, and all fractions counted full
square. All advertisements inserted for less
period than three months to be regarded a. tran
sient.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

THE Alta says during tho month of
September the following named branches
of manufacture paid taxes to the Internal
Revenue Department, viz: Iron stoves
(s3 per tom 81 50; iron manufactures,
(of 5 per cent? s6.5S0 80; lead, sheet,
lead pipes and shot, (of five per cent
leather, curried and finished, 1924 95;
oil produced from petroleum, S14,906
80; sugar, refined, 1910 96.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

PAID DAMAGEs.-Thc Shasta Courier
says returned soldier named West, a
few weeks since had his arm broken by
the upsetting of stage near that place,
and the limb had to be amputated. Il.
S. Corbett, Sup't of the Stage Company,
visited the man, paid all his expenses and
gave him $4,000 in gold coin. as a COM
pensation for the damages received.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02
THE RIDaE FAMILY.-The Grass Val

ley National snys:
John Rollin Ridge was born on the
10Th of March, 1927, in the State Of
Georgia, portion of which was then held
and occupied by tho Cherokee Nation
In 1888 the Ridge family moved to Ar
kansas, where, in June 1889, John Ross
party, and, on the same day his grand
father Major Ridge, was murdered by
some of the same party, while riding
along the public highway on his way to
Van Buren.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

TnE Ahd says Daniel H. Perkins, the
seedicst man in California, sends by the
steamer of the 10th TO the Emperor of
Russia, l30 varieties of garden seeds, in
bottles, from his ranch in Alameda coun-
ty. Wells Fargo IL Co. transport the
seeds to Washington, where they will be
taken charge of BY Baron Stoeckel, the
Russian Minister, froe of charge.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

SWEET. The young lady who was
discharged from q pickle factory because
she was so sweet that the vinegar would
not act, has found employment in can.
DIV factorY.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

The Cow FIRST. "A farmers wife
lately entered druggists shop and
handed him two prescriptions to be
prepared-one for her husband and
one for her COW. Finding, however,
that she had not sufficient casht to payfor
both, she took away that for the cow
saying: Tomorrow will do very well
for my husband
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

ONIY-'s Bless me, Mrs, johnson, I
really thot you iwus gone to the subbubs,'a
said Miss Bumble at the sanctuary, Sun
day. 6 Law, sakes, no. we've only NOV
cd into the kitchen"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

eff the internal fanatics and obolition-
istsever get the power in their hands they
will override the constitution, set the SUI
preme court at defiance, change and make
laws to suit themselves. They will lay
violent hands on those who differ With
them politically in opinions or dare ques-
ton their infallibility; bankrupt the coun-
try, and finally deluge it with blood"
DANIEL WEBSTER.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02
A THIRD steamer for the China line

A THIRD steamer for the China line
was launched on the 10Th Of September
from the shipyard Of Henry Steers. It
is named the Japan. The capacity of
the Japan is 1000 tons measurement.
Her length is $40 feet, breadth so feet.
The total cost was about ST, 100000.
The Japan will sail for San francisco to
take her place in the monthly limo now
in operation. " 9 a.@
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

CHEAp.-A New York clergyman has
advertised for country minister to take
bis place for six weeks, at salary Of $50
per week.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

Lord Chcsterield once remaked that
even Adam, the first man, knew the val
ne of politeDess, and allowed Eve to have
the first bite at the apple.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

THERE arrived at San Francisco, dur
ing the nine, months ending September
Both, 27, l76;and departed by sea, during
the same period, l4,l40-gain, 13,036.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02

A base ball club has been organized in
Forsyth, ILL.,, called Hit-em-go. .Lightnings
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Difference In favar Of year 1890 il2 .s2s o.

Gseal y'r eadiug June sofa. 1867
icotnl ......,..,..... 2,l3i,5s9 81
Difference IN favor Of year 1890 ...sI .li2 s2s o.
The falling of in the amount Of reve.
nue tax for the fiscal year ending June
Both, 1867, from the year 1866, is ac-
counted for principally by the following
reasons:
The number Of persons who returned
income for the year 1865. was one thou.
rsaud cigh, hundred and twenty-three. In
consequence Of the change in the law al.
loving 81 600 exemption instead Of 5000,
only twelve hundred persons have re-
turned income for the year 1865 Ex.
enp,ing ! 200 persons from &c tax on
sI00 each. makes a difference TO the 10.
come tax for the year 1856, Of $4,000.
The six hundred and odd persons who
returned income for the year 1865, would. /.
on an average, If only six hundred had
been exempt. have returned $500 each.
the tax on which would have bgcn So 900
In last years statement there was 81. .552
for lager beer Since January lsi, 1867,
the tax on lager beer, ale and porter has
been paid by stamps being put on tho
packages, aud is not included 10 the state
ment for 1867. Up to the 30th June,
1867, there had been used Of stamps on
lager beer 81 .657. There are also some
forty different articles, now exempt from
duty, which were formerly taxed and
went to make up the statement for the
year 1866. Also, on most all Of the ar.
ticles thar now pay duty the tax is only
y per cent. where IL used 70 be 5 aud 9
per cent. s =
The foregoing goes to show the pros
periiy and progress of Oregon, BY return
ing for the year 1867, nearly as much
revenue as for the year 1866, notwith.
standing the additional exemption Of
s400 TO each person returning income,
aud the great number Of articles now cx.
empt, which formerly paid duty. When
the Law was amended, July, 1866, did
not think the revenue of Oregon would
amount TO s200,000 am now satisfied
that had no changes been made Oregon
would have returned s400, 900 for 1867
THOMAS FRAZER, Assessor.
Assessors oaice, Portland, Oct. 22. 1867,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-11-02
RUSSELL d DALTON,
ANEW BARBER SHOP IN ALBANYI
On Main St. Adjoining IrFing's SaddIery Shop

GEORGE ANTEMIRE WILL BE GLAD TO
NJ hold the public by the nose and exercise his
bar6erous skill upon them.
He has the fittings of the tonsorial profession in
every detail-good razors, easy chair. and all the
usual cosmetics used in frst-elass shops. v3n9
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Now read the next column.
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Internal Rovendo-Dlstrlct Of oregon.

The following is a statement of the
Federal assessment for the fiscal year
commencing July 1st, 1866, and ending
June 30th, 1867