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her III
''Yon dill qui'c r,ght. Bul"-to the
Chi daily didn't yon go to the base
mcnt door, They would have taken care
of ,ou in the Kitchen"
:" | did minl." said the little thing, I've
ginning to cry, sand to, oh, 50 many
utlrr arys to day; but nobody wud let
me- in, tur give me bite The cooks is
all rrsa>lu' cumptny, they say, and cant
he bcldrrcd wild the likes u me-
wouldn't IL come to the other door, but
I WAS 50 tired and father an mother are
head drunk the day," and she whimpcrcd
-uth. with an ,ti,ni To r"pr"ss herself
"hich pr"mi~"I. mon.ntly, to end in n
storm "t grIrt
What are Your father and IN ,thcr
drunk for T. asked uur Of the cimpinv
to divert hri lliunghts from the sense nt
inrusi.n which evidently pO-~,.es"d them.
"Oh | don t know they're Friiian-."
rIrrr vas II General laugh al this
" It yuu had told that Ia the cook she
would have taken YOU in an treated
You. sad the lntIy Of the hou-r. "She
has fin table sci out downstairs, and
Ii' NY ol nat uif Tor h = friends.
hey we h''h drinking AL day. I" the
hralh oi nll Fcnan- BOT that in t
what h'Nt- N"nr Pir'i'N drank
ihN ALWAYS "ii' hlIh h''' m''hr' ;
Aot ""r-" li''IN' an olr r'N- We 7" All
a"lnG /" III on III" ihl"h' "i QI'c cn We
tory, ANT then 'hr >rndN nv Tor more
whi>k'-"i | amt eat - hlle sine yes
t"r'nr. and he bat" m. too tris m"rnin
nd Till M b. oif tnl .'i IN lYln where
I r""ld. - mi tins limH. the chill--
("h't hl an oi hrr- that she was h-rn to
such pr nt'gr = burst INTO 10 -rh'.
Tears i'l'l F'hiN h'hnlllnl eve-,
hn' she dared MT arpr" 'rl, to- near the
lI'lir 'ntIhf "n account "i the Wli'rrc-s
"i h"r alpaca :" she cont met herself hy
wiI'h| the Tears i'"lh h"r nNn cheeks
Win h'r i"t nan 'k'rrh''i, "hli Charlie
placed the "ui "h II i""'sto1I n'ar Tn"
r@N''r' AM hI'n p'dc. hh Ter Mrs
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ta' back p rl"' AM SET II ON h'r Tap
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tnsrin, a bit of Russian Ch,rlo,tc he
h,,I rontriyrd to my h,.r ti,r,r s4n.,rr,n
commitments which woull hny, been ,ro.s
fl h,t rrv had Chnrl;. nttrmut.d ,h.u bn,
vI,ch nm. ,.r III. L.,;,.,,. m,r;unl.,,;n,
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The O'Donorhue. well known mem.
Der of Parliament from ireland, and an
ardent champion Of reform and his conn.
try's wrongs, is described as being as near
Fenian as member of the British Par
lament can well be. He Is descended
hvm u &H lidc u Irish king
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ptnbe That Mis-. lirummrl w,s the
lo>clir>t creature I've met this long time.
Are her proplc IN good circumstances r.
Ills companion made no reply, except
n bow, as he hurried into his own apart
M, mt, That evening h1 went to bed at
nine, instead Of following out III. original
purpose to seek F,nnv. when yi,tO had
all left, to begin his New Year with of
ierlng her hi> heart and hand. In this
he was too impulsive lie should not have
been Discouraged because the young lady
admired another but have pressed his suit
only the morc reaoutely.
And TO this opinion did the young man
come before the clusc Of another day.
lie h d TO much courage to be long de.
spond.n on the next evening he called
at Mr.. lirummrIl's, finding both ladies at
humc Bot Fhnry's manner had chang
cd and she asked him. before he had
been seated seated ten minutes, show was
Mr.. Clay p AMI "why didn't hc bring
him with him.
(" Its the las, thing | shonld wish to
do " answered Charlie, who was not only
Jealous of the South, rncr, but who had
also begun 10 reflect thai perhaps he had
ban rarchs, in Introducing prrOn OF
whom, really. he knew nothing, hut that
hr -c, med to have money, wa~ pleasant
AMI acn'lcmnmly. AMI represented himself
to hr "f good fanny
" 1t Was only New Years call 10
Whn, h w"nld ask him to join me-" be
Goa inurh. II should not feel at liberty
to tr.ng him hrrc H. II friend. And. in
deed. de- mo- know enough about him.
"Oh, Il" must b. II gentleman 10 the
manor bern. cried Fanny. II admired
him - very much.'
li,r ,rlltur was not VIE enough to per-
civ. that the wi'ch WAS teasing him to
pro,e her pow'r. that ii ,hc tad really
f 1t - murh admiIa,inn for the stronger.
she would have been 10th to confess it.
He rave her gl,nce Of rrpronch that
ought To have wrunl her hard little heart,
aud ih,n turned to the mother:
What has become Of my Irish jrotry-,
Mr.. Brummril p
"Ah. Charley, that has proved another
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= EZRA c. l.ANGDON
DELIEF IN TEN MINUTES.
BRIiN'S PTLdONC war E'RS.


TT The original Me ,iciue established in 1887.
and first article Of the kind ever introduce under
the name of " PutMoNIC WArEK,," in this or any
other country: all other Pulmonc Waters are
countcrt,'it> The genuine can lie known hy the
name lilti y hcinS stamped on each Water
These Waters have been before the public for
nearly hirt, wears. aud the immense sale attained.
not only in America but in foreign countries tally
attest their intrinsic worth. The me'lc proper.
tie> superior to any other article offered for the
cure OF Pulmonary or Bronchial affections. aud the
quantity contained IN each box is nearly iuul,lr
that OF the many worthlc., limitations advertised.
BEYANs PlIMONIC WATERS
cure Coughs. Gllds, sore Throat. IlnIrsanc.,.
Asthma. Citarrh BrunciItis, Ditlcdlt lIrcathin
Splitting Uf the liluud Pains in lie Chest. lucip-
et tuu,umpli"n and all the diseases ul ihc lung.
Net only airlnE Temporary relief. hu ritrctina
a rapid AMI li.tidg cure and are warranted 10 give
,ali,iac ion in every instance. They ii" not matt
seite like alcoholic compounds. and the medicinal
properties are com ih"d in form ~ at ce' le am'
pleasant to the taste, thar any child will rea,ll'
take them. tine du-e viii alwn,s afford
RELIEF IN TEN MINUTES
TnNo All Is and Iullic speaker. these W.fcr,
are prc,iiulN Naluahic they will in unc la, rr
m ',e the mos severe ucca iuual hnar.rue>, iud
heir regular use Tor les dav> will at all time
ilcrea>" the p"Wcf and lirNihtV OF H. v"i,c
greatly improving its tome, c"mpn,S and c"a
ness. for which iur osc 'hr, are rri;nlail, u>rlb
many professional >o'ali>ts.
lhe very great ucl'lri of this iuvaluI' lc rrin-
ely ha- induced umuriucprl ler-ou> to prrlri.r
ba-r i'm atinus. wh.ch Il zap uiui tire just expect
"a ion, at the purchaser. d inj urc the character
ut thc genuine mrh, ne.
See 'hal The wmd BRYAN" is stamped o
,ch Wafer and also observe r. in, Similc I the
signature "f the Proprietor 'IOii MO Is oi.
each WRAPPER 10 cnun,erlrit which i. irrgrrv.--
cf- Oilcndiu. parties ~ Ill be dealt with to the ful
~ cut If tlir law
iWrA>'s rrlMoNIC WATERS are tor sale by all
Dul rGi>t>.
JOB MOStS, sole Proprietor. y Corilandt, st .,
New York.
Agent for Nj iilcbury, VI, II A. SUFLnON
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"Thc wonderful progress Of Medical
science. during Il e past six wears, omlv
makes it possible Tor the conscientious
Physician to declare, NOW. that toN-
SUMPTION is ~ CERrAISLY CURED a. IT.
ie,mirtcni Fever, aud IT. CERTAINLY
u rs Small Pos. CHARLES +. KING, NJ.
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PREPARED PRESCRIPTION,
Va le from lie Pie>rrip ion 4 Rev. CHARLES T.
ktNG MID. l.t u etc. :, cont II " presented
to thr piliiic for he Prevention aul Cure Of
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VOL. o1.--WHOLE No. 5,379.

results rom this Convention for. it
will tl4en remaihin thesame hands and
be manipulated by the same men who
control the Legislature.
There is no reason why the reform
movement should halt at the point in
dicated in this article. Let the Con-
vention, when it shall meet, make a
clean sweep of all the offices on "the
HILL" The Attorney General, State
Treasurer and Secretary of State should
be elected by the people. The office of
Surveyor General, (which is only ref
uge for political rats should be abol-
ished, and, with aclerk and craftsman,
attached to the State Department. The
people can better select an officeto take
csfe Of the public funds than the Leg
islature, which makes mere job of it;
and the people can select cabinet for
the Governor as judiciously as that of
fetal can do it. Some of these reforms
can be made, we are aware, without
the action of a Convention. But let
the reform be sweeping and thorough,
and in that hope we are prepared to
second the call for Convention.
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YOU CAN'T CATCH IT.-You can't
catch it, boys or girls. You may be as
feet of foot as the antelope, or you may
fly as on thewings of an eagle, but you
can't overtake it.
Cannot overtake what?
The bad word which has passed your
lips! 1t has fled to heaven, and writ
ten itself upon the book of God. You
can't catch it.
The wicked deed you performed! 1t
scared to the judgment, and wac stere-
otyped on the memory of the Judge.
You can't catch it.
The sinful thought you indulged! Its
image was caught by the light of Gods
eye, and photographed on the roll of
your history. You can't catch it.
Beware, then, o my children, what
you think, what you do, what you
say.
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Jury-Twelve prisoners in a box t

Jury-Twelve prisoners in box to
try one or more at the bar.
States Evidence-A wretch who is
pardoned for being baser than his COM
rades.
Public Abuse-The mud with which
every traveller is spattered on the road
to destruction.
Modest beautiful flower that
fourishes in secret places.
Lawyer-A learned gentleman who
rescues your estate from your enemy
and keeps it himself.
The Grave-An ugly hole in the
ground which lovers and poets wish
they were in, but take uncommon
means to keep out of.
Money-The god of the nineteenth
century.
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A DEFENSE OF CRENOLINE.

The London Court Journal recently
published the following observations on
crinoline which shows, although there
has been reduction in size, the good
qualities of the style are still acknowl-
edged:
"No beauty of form or splendor of
material in costume can compensate for
manifest inconvenience to the wearer.
No dress is sanctioned by good taste
which does not permit, and seem to
permit, the easy performance of any
movement proper to the wearer's age
and condition in life; for it defies the
very first law OF the mixed arts-itness.
Form is the most important element of
the absolute beauty of dress, as it is of
all arts that appeal to the eye. The lines
ofcostume should in every part conform
to those of nature, or be in harmony
with them. We must, therefore, regard
as the elementary requisites ofall dress,
that it be comfortable and decent, con-
venient and suitable, beautiful in form
and color, simple, genuine, harmonious
with nature and itself. The taste for
the very wide, full skirts and large jW-
po'as, which has so long prevailed, is
now beginning to decline; and ladies
distinguished for their good taste are
adopting a moderate style of crinoline.
Many persons are apt to run into ex-
tremes atthe least indication ofa change
in fashion, but nothing can be greater
error. Fashion, as we have limited,
changes by almost imperceptible de-
grees, in accordance with the progress
of public taste and every new style
which is introduced must, to become
successful, be an improvements those
which preceded it. 1t is, therefore, lu-
dicrous to see few ladies who have
quite discarded the .jup0n without mod
flying the form of their skirt, thus leav-
ing the dress to trail on the ground,
and form very ungraceful folds. O6Ser-
cations on Crla0line, Adley Bourne, No.
81 Piccadilly. The following remarks
on the subject of crinoline are extracted
from various French periodicals; rs
the reign of crinoline over? Node
cidedly no; it has only changed its
form. More elegant and moderate in
its proportions, it is now more than ev-
er indispensable to an elegant toilet.
La ReU1e deS modes, September 1866.
'CrinOline is not dead it is modified
Figure, October, 1866. 'Crinoline re-
tains its proportions, having, in an i'm
proved form, obtained new lease from
fashion La Reuue des Salons de Paris,
October, 1866. Even muslin skirts
must be upheld by crinoline; the new
shape, though hardly noticeable, must
form the basis of all tasteful toilets. If
some of the old forms of crinoIine were
absurd, how much more absurd to rush
into the opposite extreme Of limp, in
elegant discomfort MiLSee deS Fam
lilies, October, 1866. "TomorroW,' we
are always told, "crinoline goes out of
fashion," that tomorrow will be long
coming. Petit Courier des DANES, Oc-
tober 6, 1866. No modest woman
should venture into the streets of Paris |
on foot without crinoline. .'-ReUue Illus
tree, October s, 1861
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ips.
Tongue-A little horse that is contin-
ually running away. ~
Dentist-One who finds work for his
own teeth by taking out those of other
people.
My Dear-An, expression used by
man and wife at EAe commencemefls of
quarrel
Policeman "A man employed by the
corporation to sleep in theopen air.
Bargain--A ludicrous transaction, in
which each party thinks he cheated the
other.
Doctor-A man who kills you to-day
to save you from dying tomorrow.
Author-A dealer in words, who of
ten gets paid in his own coin.
Friend-A person who will not assist
you before he knows your love will ex-
cuse him.
Editor-A poor wretch who empties
his brains in order to fill his stomach.
Wealth-themost respectable quality
of men.
Bonnet-The female head dress for
the front seats of the opera.
Esquire-Everybody yet nobody,
equal to Colonel.
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Written for the Bedford Gazette.
s.DAS ALT SCHULZ HAUS," JR.


Viel yarrahs hien do war ich klein,
]. Und war Cor lliGhts viel gut,
Da shick ta sic mich in de.schule,
Nit snup-dueh for Elm hut.
Ich habgar weld in schule gehat,
Aboufa mile und halb, an...AS, /
So dasf1eh netebah kenna ga
Won es var arfich kalt.
Unser lehrer war daf HIP Eesu, .
We Ich in schule eiat
Ar lehret mich mein AZ. B. c.,
rs nemt ihn gar net lang.
Es schWamp pschule-haus war alt kalt,
Es war gar mach am wake,
Es war ach mach am grenaWald,
Woo spiela bu und maid.
Das grenawald. lis tind gahackt,
Das haus is week genum',
Tn WI mir unser spiel-grund habit,
Vert now geplucht der grund.
Und viel das in die schule sin gang,
Sin now i'm ruhe grab,
Viel andere sin now wide Won Wu
Sic gelernt der erSt buchstab'.
Und andere wohne mach am platz,
Wu's alt schwamp schule-haus war,
Und mehen dart das grena gras,
So oft ais kommt das var.
Ich hab net arrich viel galernt,
For Ich war arrich dunn,
Und for de uresach ist mein sang
Elm wenig schep und krumm.
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WISDOM AND VITA representa-
tive, in his maiden speech on the floor.
of Congress, in reply to an opponent,
by his telling hits and witty speeches
and puns, kept the house in roar of
laughter for nearly halfan hour, closing
amid quite demonstration of appro-
baton, and, as he thought, with great
success. What was his astonishment,
after having received the congratula-
tions of several friends at the close of
the days proceedings, to be greeted by
Mr.. Benton, who, taking him aside,
said: r'
"Sir, I have heard, your speech. I
have been here many years. This is
your first session. Will you permitme
to give you bit of advice?"
Certainly, sir" was the reniAA II
shall feel honored byAyour cour "
"WelI, sir" said Mr.. Benton, bur
speech was exceedingly brilliant; it
sparkled with wit; it was funny4ethey
laughed heartily at 1t; but never do
such thing here again if you wish to
advance as a statesman or a politi-
cian."
"Whatw said the astonished debu-
tant, "never make speech?"S
mo, sir, but don't make people
laugh" replied Benton.
"Notmake people laugh, Mr.. Benton!
Why it requires some genius to make
witty Speech"
'True, sir, but the public has poor
appreciation ofgenius. You must gain
a reputation for wisdom, not wit. You
can gain re eutation for wisdom. in
Congress by not speaking single word
during the session."
GA reputation for wisdom ?"
Certainly. Sit still and look wise.
Mankind is prone to reverence the SOL
emn assw
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OUR little four-year old Carrie went
with her aunt to a revival meeting.-
The preacher was very earnest in his
delivery, and she was much interested.
Mother" said she, when she came
home, 81 heard such a smart minister,
he stamped and pounded, and made
such a noise! and by-and-by, he gotso
mad he came out of the pulpit and
shook his fist at the folks, and there.
wasn't anybody dared to 60 up and
fight him."
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DICHARD LEO,

Manufacturer Of
CABINET-WARE, CHAIRS, &C.,
BEDFORD, Pa,
The undersigned being engaged in the Cabinet
making business, will make to order and keep
hand everything in his line Ofmanufacture.
BUREAUS, DRESSING STANDS, PARLoR AND ExrEN
SION TABLES, CHAIRS, BEDsTEADs, WASH
STANDS, &c, &c,
will be furnished at all prices, and to suit every
taste COFFINS will also be made to order. y
EgPrompt attention paid to all orders for work.
(-gTShop on West Pitt Street, nearly opposite
the residence of George Shuck.
July TO- lS63.-tf RICHARD Leo.
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WE once heard of a very rich man
who was badly injured by his being
run over. "It isn't the accident, i" said
he, 'that mind, that isn't the thing,
but the idea of being run over with an
internal sWill cart makes me mad"
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WHEN Sheridan taught school,, he
had in one class boy who always read
partridges for patriarchs. "Stop," ex-
claimed Sheridan, ''you shall not make
game of the patriarchs."
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WHEN you see man on a corner on
a moonlight night, trying to convince
his own shadow that it is improper to
follow a gentleman, you may set him
down as sign for whiskey shop.
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Attnrneus at gaW.

Joseph w. TATE, ATTORNEY
% AT LAW, BEDFORD, PA, will promptly
attend to collections of bounty, back pay, &C.,
and all business entrusted to his in Bedford
and adjoining counties.
Cash advanced en- judgments, notes, military
and other claims.
Has for sale Town lots in Tatesville, where
good Church is erected, and where large School
House shall be built Farms, Land and Timber
lseave from enc acre to 500 acres to suit pur
ahasers.
Office nearly opposite the "Mengel Hotel' and
Bank of Reed Schell.
April g. IS66-1y
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"wHY, DOCTOR" said ateick lady,
"you are giving me the safnemedicine
that you are giving to my husband
why is that?" "All right" replied
the doctor, what is sauce for the goose
is sauce for the gander."
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CLOTHING EMPORIUM-GEC

" REIMUND, Merchant Tailor, Bedford, Pa,
keeps constantly hand ready-made clothing,
such coats, pants, vests, &c; also general as
sortment of cloths, cassmeres, and gents furnish
ing goods of all kinds; also calicoes muslins &c,
ali of which aciH be sold Lolc for cash. My room
is few doors west of Fyan's store and opposite
Rush's marble yard. L invite all to give me a
call. L have just received stock of new goods.
may25 '66.
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#Une square 70 ooOuP VIZ
JOB PRINTING, 81 every kind, done with
reatness and dispatch. The GAZETTE OFFICE has
lust been rentted with Power Pres and new type,
and everything in the Printing line can be execu-
ted in the most artistic manner and at the lowest
eates--TERMS CASH.
czr All letters should be ADDRESSED to
MEYERS & MENGEL,
Publishers
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"FIGGERs won't lie, will they ?"
muttered a seedy genius, holding on to
a lamp-post.
"Well, perhaps they won't; but I'sa
figger as won't stand, anyhow"
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.ANIEL BORDER,

nANIEL BORDER,
J PITT STREET, TWO DOORS WEST OF THE BED
FORJ HOTEL, BEDFORD, Pa.
MATCHMAKER AND DEALER IN JEWEL
RY, SPECTACLES, &C.
He keeps on hand stock of fine Gold and Sill
er Watches, Spectacles of Brilliant Double Re-
1ned Glasses, also Scotch Pebble Glasses. Gold
Watch Chains, Breast Pins, Finger Rings. best
quality of Gold Pens. He will supply to order
any thing in his line not on hand.
Oct. 90 1865
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FARMERS say they cannot well do
without fine rain now and then, be-
cause it is so much mist.
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WHEN isa vessel smaller than bon
net? When it is cap-sized.
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THE speaker who took the floor,
has since been arrested for stealing lum-
ber.
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IT has been discovered that Othello
had legal as well as military Office
in Venice. He was a-tawny. general.