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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1867-07-23
w Ellen & VEY.
UNIVERSAL CLnTUESWRTNGER

The Ghthl FAMILY EyUNUMiltk.
The only Wrinrcr with the
PiTENT COG-WHEEL REGULATOR
For turnin. both Rolls together. and which posi-
lively prevents the rolls from breaking or Twist
int on the Shaft 1t took tic first premium a O
Worlts Fair in London. 1862: and at the Amer-
can INSTITUTE in New York CITY 1868 AMI 1868,
For sale Lv WEIGH * HARVEY.
Ali kinds Of STEEL and IRoN. for sale
by WEIGH 4 HARVEY.
SrovE FIFE, Tn and IlO1Low- WARE.
Tor sale Inv WEIGH & HARVEY.
The HOME CoMrOEr baking Stove
The best Stove in the World.
WEIGH & HARVEY.
All kinks of WooD and Coal CooKISG
and PAn.oR STOVES. For sale by
WELCh & HARVEY.
y large Assortment ofTNnLE and pocKET
Cutlery. by WEIGH < HARVEY.
PAINT, STovE and IIoRsE BHtslLs.
WEIGH HARVEY.
Milllehury. April 28d 1866. If
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1867-07-23

M1NUfACI URED Il
DOL CE G. SPAULDINC4, Weybrdge Agents Vermont
Who will pleased operation all favor
them with call
~ H-Iora 0d CpW H r N& The public respectfully
u call and this wonderful Invention. Pm
W 70 aud Cornwa al,
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1867-07-23
A. c. WALLACE. ESQ. Naturalization. y.

Boston, January II, 1886.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1867-07-23

Spirits Turpeniinc, Oapan), Coach Furniture and
Black Narshcs.
Tor sale by II. A. SIIEl Don.
June D.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

An UNPUBLISHED INCIDENT OF THE REB-
Ell CONGRESS. Its stated that few months
before the tall of Richmond, Va, while the
rebel Congress was deeply concerned about
woman of that city walked into the House
of Representatives and attack ked three men,
Ders with a cowhide, castigating them mer-
cilessly. AT last the Speaker caught the
virago in Ills arms, and held here until she
went into Mysteries. She said her inten-
tlon was TO chastise the entire BODY because
of its abuse of the North, and she made
very good commencement certainly. After
her departure the House passed resolution
that the body recommend to the press the
impropriety of making public the unhappy
incident, as matter calculated to bring re-
proach upon the dignity OF Southern legls-
lators. The Richmond papers never men
toned the unhappy circumstance, and only
recently was the story told by reconstruc-
ted member of the defunct House.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
Select goetry.
THE LOVED NOT LOST.

uoa strange Ii seems with so much gone
nfl;fe and love, to still live on.
Al brother, only and thou
Are left of that circle now
The dear home faces whereupon
Tba, ftfui freight paied and shone.
Hsnceforward, hasten as we will,
The voices of that hearth are still;
1ook where we may the wide earth Ger,
THOSE lighted faces shine no more,
W. tresd the paths their feet have worn,
We sit beneath their orchard trees,
Va hear like them the hum of bees
And rustic of the bladed corn.
We turn the pages they read,
Their written words, we linger o'er,
gut in the sun they cast no shade,
M voice is heard, no sign is made,
No ste6 IS on the conscious floor
YET love will dream, and faith will trust,
Since be who knows our need isjust:
Tt At somehow, somewhere, meet we must.
IN for him who never sees
al nLas -, = shine through his cypress trees
!rI. inc 'i hn,s, ass, lays his dead away,
Mdr y no' ,oots DI 10 s.,e the breaking day
so- scross . The mournful marbles play.
N Who hath not learned in hours of faith,
The s truth to fesh and sense unknown,
Tbs. Life is ever Lord Of Death,
And lore CAD never lose its Own:
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

A bow near Buffalo accidentally shot HIM
self, and the ball remained nine months in
his brain, when he began to recover from
the almost death-like condition into which
he was thrown. 1t was some time before
consciousness returned to the boy, but grad
ually his senses came back ,and he recognized
his friends. But his power of speech was
gone-he could not, with the exception of a
er to read was gone entirely from him yet
strange to say, his arithmetical powers we're
not only preserved, but appeared to De IN
creased wonderfully. He could figure up
with marvellous celebrity, very dlfilcuit PROP
lens in fact, the loss of the organ OF speech
seemed to be counterbalahced by the IN
creased power of calculation.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
LAYING up for Children.

Parental affection naturally inquiries what
fS csi,i lest do for the welfare of us children
in future years. and when the bosom which
now throbs with love to its offspring shall
be cold in death. Many plans are laid and
many hours of anxious solcitude are spent in
contriving ways and means Of rendering chill
dren prosperous and happy in future life.
But parents arc not always wise in the pro-
visions which they seek to make for their
children nor do they always seek direction
and counsel from God in this matter. The
best inheritance for children, beyond all con-
tradiction, is true piety towards God, the sal
utary truths and principles of religion laid
up in the hearts of children-a good educa-
tion-good and virtuous habits-unbending
principles of moral conduct-the fear of
God, and the hope of heaven. This is the
inheritance for children, and which all pa
rents should be most anxious to lay up for
them.
Many an unwise parent works hard and
lives sparingly all his life, for the purpose
of leaving enough to give his children a
start in the world, as it is called. Setting a
young man afoat with money left him by
his relatives, is like tying bladders under
the arms of one who cannot swim ten
chances to one he will lose the bladders, or
60 to the bottom. Teach him to swim, and
he will not need the bladders.
Give your children sound education.
See to it that his morals are pure, his mind
cultivated and his whole nature made sub
servient to the laws WHICH govern man, and
you have given what will be n.ere valuable
than the wealth of the Indies. You have
given him start which no misfortune can
deprive him Of The earlier you teach him
to depend upon his own resources and the
blessing of God the better.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
A Little of Everything.

Enjoy your little while the fool is seek
ing more
What goes t11ost against farmers grain
HIS reaping machine.
i Why is the letter D Ike a naughty lit
/ tie boy? 1t makes ma mad
Blessed is the man that maketh short
speech; he will be invited to come again.
The storms of adversity are wholesome,
though, like snow-storms, their drifts are
not always seen.
Forgive and forget the injuries of the
past. When you bury hnimosity don't set
stone over its grave.
When there is love in the heart, there
are rainbows in the eyes, which cover every
black cloud with gorgeous hues.
"A huge silver brick pure metal. was ex-
hibited on Change in Chicago last week. 1t
was halt a yard long and foot wide
Five thousand unemployed sailors are
now in New York, and more persons looking
for work there than for five years past.
A superstitious madman in Hungary
killed four children and ate their hearts, be-
lieving that by so doing he would have pow
er to become invisible.
An awning on Broadway, New York,
ISh anu hiiicu OnS I'tutStTld!l, anu ScTiOuSiy
injured four others who were passing under
at the time of the fall.
Statistics show that the Northwest
contains one-sixth of the improved land of
the country, and produces one-half of the
entire bulk of the products of the United
States.
"A Chicago man who had not been ont
of the city for years, tainted away in the
pure air of the country. He was only re-
suscitated by putting dead fish to his nose,
when he slowly revived. exclaiming: That S
good-it smells like home -
An exchange says that the style of
bonnet which has just made its appearance
is called the Revenue Cutter" and con-
sists OF two cent Internal Revenue stamp,
worn on the top of the head, and tied under
each ear with shoe string. 1t presents a
very pretty appearance at distance and
must be very comfortable at this season of
the year.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
STATE OF THINGS IN GEoRG1A.-A'

STATE OF THINGS IN GEORGIA. Au,
gusta letter says: Enterprise is as dead as II
the country was desert. There is little,
sickly, pulling trade in the necessaries OF
life, in which purchasers buy by the ounce
or pound, and sellers require to see the
greenbacks before they adjust their scale;
and grasp their scoop. Values, as the word
is understood in communities at peace, are
about as nominal as they would have been
to Robinson Crusoe and his freedman, Fri
day. There are no commercial calculations,
because there is no commerce The happy
few who have little money hold on to 1t
like grim death. and, needless of all the
tempting offers of three, four, five and even
six per cent. month, with all sorts OF col
laterals, prefer to sit and watch the hole ~
the wall where the stocking is deposited u IN
the belief that the bird in the hand is worth
the whole feathered creation in the bush.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

nRJP BURCHFIELD-Late Surgeon of the
IL s3d Reg't Penn'a Vols, having returned
from the array. offers his professional services to
the citizens of Clearfeld and vicinity Profes-
sional calls promptly attended to. Office on
South-East corner of Sd and Market Streets.
Oct f. IS65-6mp.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

IRWIN BROTHERS, Dealers in Square 4 Sawed
! Lumber. Dry Goods, Groceries, Flour, Grain,
1, &c, Burnside Pa, Sept. 73, 1858.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
business directory.

tVALTER BARRETT, Attorney at Law, Clear
w field, Pa. May i3, 1868.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
EUR RNITUR RE RO 0 NJ 5.
JOHN GUELICH,

JOHN GUELICH,
Desires to inform his old friends and customers
that having enlarged his shop and increased MS
facilities for manufacturing, he is now prepared
to make to order such furniture as may be deslr-
ed. in good style and at cheap rates for cash He
m ostIv has on hand at his .'Fui piture Rooms" !"
a varied assortment of furniture, among which is,
BUREAUS AND SIDEBOARDS,
Ward robes and Bookcases; Centre Sofa, Parlor,
Breakfast and Dining extension Tables.
Common, French-posts, Cottage, Jen-
ny-Lind and other Bedsteads.
SOFAS OF ALL KINDS, WORK-STANDS, HAT
RACKS, WASH STANDS, &c.
Spring seat Cain bottom. and Parlor Chairs;
And common and other Chairs.
LOOK G-G L S f S
OF every description on hand. and new glasses fc:
old frames which viii be put Il On very
reasonable terms. or snort notice
He also keeps on hand or furnishes to ORDER deir'
Corn-husk, Hair and Cotton top Mattresses.
.COPFINS, OF EVERY KIND,
Made to order, and funerals attended WIN
Hearse whenever desirable.
Also House painting done to order.
The above and many other articles are farn1shed
20 cu.tome-s ch cap for CASH or exchanged for ap-
,,ovad ~ conntry produce. Cherry. Maple Poplar,
F;nvood and other Lum Der suitable for the busi-
nass tsken in exchange for furniture.
Rem EN- Der the shop is on Market street Clear
6eId. and nearly opposite the ''OId Jew Store.'
December f. 1861 JOHN GUELICH.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

NTERRELL 4 BIGLER, Dealers in HARDWARE
wi and manufacturers of Tin and Sheet-ir
ware. Second Street. Clearfeld, Pa. June '66.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

TNHOMAS J. MCCULLOUGH. Attorney at Law;
/ CIearfeld, Pa. ONCE, east of the 'Clearfeld
o Bank. Deeds and other legal instruments pre-
pared with promptness and accuracy. July 3.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
NEW WINTER GOODS.
G.. KRATZER & son,

VI NINA AG1t ~ pO4N.
Are just opening at the Old Stand above the
Academy,
large and splendid assortment of Fall Goods,
which they are selling at greatly reduced prices.
Particular lion is invited to their stock of
CARPETS,
Cottage, common Ingrains, and superior Eng
lsh lngrains, and Brussels.) Floor and Table Oil
cloths, Window Shades and Wall Papers
Especial pains has been taken in the selection
of Ladies' Dress Goods, White Goods, Embroide-
ries and Millinery goods.
They have also large stock of Ready made
clothing, and Boots and Shoes, which they win
sell at small advance on city cost,
Flour, Bacon, Fish, Salt and Plaster, Apples,
Peaches and Prunes kept constantly on hand
Also. some pure Brandy, Whiskey and Wines
for medicinal uses
Also in store quantity of large and small
clover seed.
and Mechanics to buy from because we will
sell our goods low they can be bought in
the county and will pay the very highest price
for all kinds of country produce We will also
exchange goods for School, Road and County
ders Shingles Boards and every kind of manu-
actured Lunb ber March IA, 1866.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

B MENALLY, Attorneyat Law. CIearfeld,
J Pa. Practices in Clearfeld and adjoining
,ounties. Office in new brick bailding of J: Boyn-
n I'd street, one door south OF Lanichs Hotel.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

TaIiN GUELICH, Manufacturer of all kinds OF
81 Cabinet-ware. Market street. Clear6eld, Pa
He also makes to order Cofins on short notice and
attends funerals with a hearse. Aprl0,' '59.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

CWAIM'S PANACEA, Kennedy's Medical Dis
- covery, Hembold's Buchu. Bake's Cod Liver
OIL, Jayne's and Ayers Medicines, for sale by
Jan. 10 HARTSWICK IRWIN.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

FREDERICK LEITZINGER, Manufacturer of
T. II kinds of Stone-ware. Clearisld. Pa Or
ders sOlicted-wboesale or retail. Jan. l, 1853
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

JDlCHARD MOSSOP, Dealer in Foreign and Do
i {, mestic Dry Goeds Groceries, Flour. Bacon,
Liquors DC. Room, on Market street, a few doors
vest oa .1owrwax q 6f1e, Ciearheid, Pa. April
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

l&tItLIAM z. IRWIN, Marketstreet, Clearfeld
w Pa, Dealer in Foreign and Domestic Mer.
han iise, Hardware, Queensware, Groceries and
family articles generally Nov 10
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

VI7ALLACE. ElGLER Il FIELDING. Attor-
w news at Law CiearEeld, Pa. Legal business
of all kinds promptly and accurately attended to-
CIearfeld Pa, May 10th, 1865.
WILLIAM A. WALLACE WILLIAM D. HIGHER
/. RIAKE WALTERS PRANK ELDING
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

!" F. NAUGLE, Watch and Clock Maker, and
IL. dealer in Watches, Jewelry, DC. Room in
Graham s row, Market street. Nov. 10.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

7 BLAKE WALTERS, Scriviner and Convey
81 ancer, and Agent for the purchase and sale
of Lands, Clearfeld, Pa. Prompt atteatien CIV
en- to all business connected with the county OH
ces Office with w A. Wallace Jan, 3.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

II BUCHER sWOOPfs, Attorney at Law. Clear
IL. field, Pa. OfEce in Graham's Row, four doc
west Of Graham Boyntons store. Nov 10.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

X KRATZER Il son, dealers in Dry Goods,
". Clothing. Hardware. Queensware, Groce-
ries. Provisions. &c, Front Street labove the
cademy,, Clear field, Pa. Dec q, 1868.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

@ A. FULTON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Carwensyi'le
-. Pa. Office in NJ Brides building, on Main
Street Prompt attention given to the securing
and collection claims ami TO ali legal business
November IA, lS66-6mp-
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

D UFFALO OVER sHOEs.so pairs.best quality,
ID just received and for sale at 50 pair at
December L. 1856. MOSSOP'S.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

n ALBERT 4 BROS, Dealers in Dry Goods
\T. Groceries, Hardware. Queensw are. Flour Ba-
con. etc, Woodland. Clearfeld county. Pa: Also
extensive dealers in all kinds of sawed lumber
shingles and square timber. Orders solicited
Woodland, Pa, Aug. 18th, 1858
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

CALT- good article, and very cheap at the
- store Of WNF IRWIN, Cleerhel 1.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

SOMETHING NEWIN NCLEARFIELU
Carriage and Wagon Shop,
Immediately in rear of Machine shop
The undersigned would respectfully inform the
citizens of Clearfeld, and the public in general,
that he is prepared to do all kinds Of work on
carriages. buggies. wagons, seighs sleds &C. on
short notice and in workmanlike manner Or.
ders promptly attended TO. WIN. M'KNIGHT
Clearfeld, Feb. z, IS66-y.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

nR T B. METZ, Surgeon Dentist Glen Hope
~ Clearfield county, Pa Teeth put up on gold
silver, and vulcanite base. Fall sets from i've to
twenty-five dollars Warranted equal to any in
the State. May 30,lS66.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

TN0RCEY & GRAHAM, Dealers in Square and
H Sawed Lumber, Dry Goods, Queensware, Gro
ceries. Flour. Grain. Feed, Bacon, &c, &C., Ora
hamton, Clearfeid county, Pa Oct 10.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

HARTSwICK l. HRwIN. Dealers in Drugs
Medicines. Paints. Oils. Stationary, Perfume
~. Fancy foods, Notions etc., etc. Market street,
CIearfeld Pa Dec 6. 1865.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

ENTIsTRY.-J CoRNETT, Dentist, offers
IL his professional services to the citizens of
Curwensville aud vicinity. Office in Drug Store,
C orner Main and Thompson Sts. May 2, 1866.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06
r. A G. L Z Fl o T 4 L,
II CURWENSyIILE pENN'A

LEWIS W. TEN EYCK, PRopRIRroR.
Having leased and reftted the above hotel he
IS now ready to accom- odate the travelling pub
lie HIS bar contains the choicest brands of lia-
uors He solicits share of public patronage.
July Ilth, 1866.
Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1867-03-06

TP KRATZER. Dealer in Dry Goods. Clothing
81 !. Hardware Qucensware Groceries. Provi-
sions etc. Market Street, nearly opposite the
Court House, Ciearfeld, Pa. June, 1860.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1867-06-25

Dcleg stes 10 the State Convention. 50
At the Union Republican caucuses, held last
evening, the following gentlemen were elected
delegates to the State Convention, to be held
at Augusta, on Thursday.
Tho delegates were empowered to select sub
stitutes in case of inability to attend the Con-
vention. AGO
WARD ii. J. Thompson, B. r. Hinds Ed
ward Hall, George w. Davis, Henry G. Mitch
ell. .r
WARD 2-Wm, G. Soule, Ezra Dunn, John
s. Head, II. S. WEIGH, Alonzo Wentworth.
WARD 3-Dorville Libby, S. T. Corser, Ira j.
Bachelor, VIM Deering. E. A. Sawyer.
WARD 4-Josiah C. Shirley, Samuel s. Web
ster, Charles r. GOdell, Thomas p. Beals, VIM.
L. Bradley.
WARD 5-N A. Foster, Percival Bonney,J
H. Drummond, Elisha Trowbridge, Benjamin
WARD Erred. G. Messer, G. w. Goddard
William c. How, George Worcester, Jabez
True. q p ..s .....
WARD &c. j. Morris, Franklin Sawyer, F,
E. Shaw, Daniel Plummer, j. II. Wentworth
The delegates mentioned above are request,
ed to meet at the Common Council Room, Mar.
ket Hall, at 3 O'Clock this afternoon, for the
purpose Of electing three delegates at large.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1867-06-25

To the Editor Of the Press.

To the Editor Of the Press:
Allow me to call the attention Of our citi-
zens to the necessity Of rebuilding Martins
Point Bridge on the Foreside road, leading
from Portland to Falmouth. To say nothing
of the great inconvience to those living on the
Foreside road, this bridge should be speedily
rebuilt for the best interest of Portland.
will not occupy your space by undertaking
to show ,chy it is of special interest to Portland
that this important communication with
beautiful and prolific country should be re-
opened. The reasons are obvious to every
thinking mind, and so forcibly do these reasons
present themselves that no QUE can resist the
conclusion that it is highly detrimental to the
best interests of Portland that this bridge has
been SO long allowed to remain q wreck. The
abutments are all in comparatively good order,
and by expanding few thousand dollars,
good, substantial bridge could be built, which
would open up an extensive trade with the
most prolific section of Cumberland County
and also furnish some of the most delightful
situations for residences, at moderate prices,
to be found in this vicinity. Along the whole
Foreside road the scenery is delightful and
most inviting, and but for this great want
would be speedily sought after and enjoyed
Then let this old favorite drive be reOpened
/ and the few thousand dollars thus expended
will be speedily returned to the County in an
increase of taxable property in that vicinity
alone. Tho people of Falmouth, Cumberland,
Yarmouth and Portland vant this bridge built,
and are willing to be taxed to pay the bills
Will the Couutv Commissioners do their duty
and move in the matter? F. G. Il.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1867-06-25

J A BEAUTIFUL VRHIcLE.-Wo saw JestArday
afternoon at the carriage sstablishnsat2f G;
P. Kinball, Esq, top buggy, weighing about
230 lbs, built to order for gentleman in Boss,
ton. The order was unlimited as to expense,
tho gentleman wishing to obtain the handsom
est carriage possible. Mr.. Kimball, we think,
has turned out one that for beauty cannot be
matched in this country. The body is painted
in Prussian drab, and the wheels, springs, &c.,
in carmine, both being richly srnamented in
gold. Everything about it is of superior work
nanship, and the whole is done in the best
style Of art, and will reflect credit and honor
upon the establishment where it was manu-
featured. If the weather is pleasant to-day it
will be exhibited in front of the Preble House,
before being sent to Boston. We hope our cit
liens will not fail to look at this beautiful spec
linen of Portland manufacture, which reflects
SO much credit upon the designer and mechan-
les who executed the work.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1867-06-25

An old miser, who was notorious for self
denial, was one day asked why he was so thin.
Il do not know" said the miser; 81 have tried
various means for getting fatter, but without
success" "Have you ever tried victuals?" in
uuired the friend