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The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

Children are qnoer customers,-
Whatever one don't sxpect them to say
they aye pretty sure TO bolt out. The
last is q boy of six summers, who sur
lriscG his mother with the remark
have three fathers!"
Who are they?" was the maternal
inquiry,
Ny father who buys me clothes is
ono. George Washington the father Of
cur country, is another, and our Father
who art in heaven is another"
Mamma drew a sigh ofreicf.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

TIEDELIUS VOGT, Practical Clock &
Matchmaker, st. Mary's, Elk county,
Pa. Rooms next door to Hintenach's
Clothing Store. All kinds of work done
done in satisfactory manaer, and war
ranted. Consultations in regard to work
in the German, french or English Ian
guages. March IA, 19G7tf.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

GooD.--" Father, what does prin.
tex live on ?"
Why child 2"
Because you said you haven't paid
him foy three years aud still take the
PAPER"
" Wife, spank that child"
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22
SOMETHING NEW

THE SUBSCRIBER respectfully desires
to announce to the citizens of Elk
county that he has recently fitted up an es-
tablishment for the manufacture and sale
of TIN, COPPER, and SHEET-IRON Ware,
on Main Street, in Ridgway, where, by
strict attention to business, he hopes to
merit the confidence and patronage of the
community.
He will keep on hand an extensive and
varied assortment of every kind of TIN.
WARE, and repair in the neatest possible
manner, all work coming under his super
vision.
He will also keep on hand a well-assorted
STOCK of
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

If you would be known and not
known, vegetate in village; if you
would know and not be known, live in a
Gty.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22
INSURANCE
AGAINST loss or DAMAGE by FIRE

TIME Lycoming County Mutual 1nsur-
ance Company at Muncey, Pa, con
tnues TO Insure against Loss or Damage by
Fire on all kinds ef Merchandise. Public
and private uildings, either in town OF
county. Also on Mills, Tanneries, Barns,
stocks of Gram, &C., at the lowest possible
rates, consistent with safety to the Insurer
and insured. The Lycoming County, Mu-
tual Insurance Company invites an investiI
CATION as to its stability. Its capital
amounts to
s. 2. 500, ,OOOi
Thus assuring TO every one of its patrons
that their losses will be promptly and salts
factoriiy paid. Its management has always
been prudent, as its existence of twenty
six years fully demonstrates
JAMES BLAKELY,
Agent for Elk county, at st. Mary's
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

Many of the handsome bridal pres.
mts exhibited at so called fashionable
W, lding receptions in New York, are
hirel of a dealer, who makes quite a
living out of it.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

The Chicago Times suggests that
tie best way to get the foul water out
e. Chicago River is to engage Horace
{ rceley to bail it out.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

Mail and Express trains connect pih all
trains on Warren and Franklin Rdilway.
Passengers Ieaving Philadelphia al 1900
a. arrive at IrUineton at $40 a. M. and OIL
CTty 9.50a. m. LeaUiEg Philadelphia at 4.
30 p. m. arrive at Oil City at 4.95 p. m.
Alltrains ca Warren & Franklin Railway
make close connections at Oil City with
trains for franklin and Petroleum Centre.
BAGGAGE CHECKED THROUGH.
ALFRED l.. TYLER,
General Superintendent.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22
NEW SHOP.

TIN! TIM! TINT!
STOVES ! STOVES !! STOVES ~!
John Sosenheimer & Co.,
WHOLESALE & RETAIL DEALERS.
ST. MARY's, PA.
Keeps constantly on hand and for sale,
a large aud we'll selected stock of TIN
WARE, STOVES &c. We have
everything generally kept in Tin Shop
Our Stock of STOV ES consists in part
of ANTIDUST PARLOR &
COOKING STOVES,
ALSO-IRON GATE q WHEAT.
SHEAF STOVES.
STOVE PIPE can be had at our
shop either riveted or groved.
SCOUTING AND ROOFING, done on
short notice aud at reasonable rates.
June l466-1y.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22
THE MOST RELIABLE CUSHION used
on Billiard Tables is the
CAT-GUT CUSHION,

CAT-GUT CUSHION,
Manufactured by Kavanagh & Decker and
patented Dec l8, 1866 (See Scientific Am
erican, volume I6, number H.
1t is the ONLY Cushion that possesses
all the qualities essential toa perfect Cush-
ion. If is the most elastic and most durable
Cushion ever offered to the billiard playing
public, as is abundantly proven by the
great demand for it since its introduction.
The popularity which distinguishes the
CAT'GUT Cushion and renders IL superior
to all others, is the tightened cord of cat
gut which Overlies the face and edge Of tho
rubber, and running the full length Of tho
Cushion, which prevents the ball from bed
ding into the rubber and jumping from tho
table. The addition of the CHt-gut cord
also adds much to the elasticity Of the Cush.
ion.
The CAT-GUT Cushion has already been
applied TO over 1000 tables which are in
constant use. 1t can be applied TO tables
of any make, for S75 per set.
KAVANAGH & DECKER'S Factory, at
the corner of Centre and Cantl Streets, n
Y, is the most complete of it. kind in the
world The machinery is OF the most i'm.
proved character, the lumber drying room
the largest in the United Stale, ;hc matc-
rial used the best that can be nrcapacd,
ana the workmen thoroughly skilled
Billiard Cloth, Balls, Gus pul Trim
mings, all of the best make, constantly ou
hand.
Kavanagh and Decker are the only agents
in this country for KAY'S CUE CENENT,
adiudged by competent authorities to be
the best cement ever used.
Full Size Tables cut down for Sl00.
Scn8 for Illustrated Prize List.
KAN,ANAGH 4 DECKER,
Cor Of Centre and Canal SITS,
ap30ly New York City.
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Glk Gountp 1irettorp.

President Judge-R. G. White.
Additional Law Judge-Wm. p.
Williams.
Associate Judges-E. G. Schultzo,
jesse Kyler.
District Attorney. J. Blakely.
Sheriff-James A. Malone.
Prothonotary, &c.-G. A. Rathbun.
Treasurer-James Coyne.
Co. Supcrintendent-James Blakcly.
Commissioners-W William A. bly,, J.
W. Taylor, Louis VollmNr.
Auditors-Clark Wilcox, Byron J.
Jones, Jacob McCauley.
County Surveyor-Geo. Walmsloy.
TINE OF HOLDING COURT.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

The original meaning Of chignon is
Gbbage, Heads Of cabbage-oh, ladies
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22
PHILADELPHIA 8. ERIE RAILROAD.
ANT SLEEPING CARS
On all Night Trains.

ON and after MONDAY, APRIL Goth,
~ the trains on the Philadelphia s. Eri
Railroad will run as follows:
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

TII Ssw and beatit i style Of Skirt (Pat.
ented iarcn 7, 1866 was awarded by the
Great American Institute Fair, held in New
ork. October, 1865. g.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1867-08-22

And will keep its shape and retain its place
better than any otE er Skirt.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
A Grateful Acknowledgment to
SkilIful Gentlemen,

Sacramento City, June lst, 1866.
DR.. chas. II Tozer-Desr Sir: You will excuse
me for not writing to you sooner. You will please
member me as the individual who called you for
assistance about year ago. The roof of my mouth
had completed, rotted out, and my palate dropped
down and there remained stopping up the passage
SO that could hardly eat You remember yeu cut
it out at once, which relieved me Immediately and
was enabled to swallow my food and in short time
began to improve. 1 took your medicine and fol-
lowed your directions for several months. You final
ly succeeded in stopping the disease saving my
and upperlip, though you frequently cautioned me
about losing it. l continued to improve until you f.
nally recommended me to go into the country. and
before going, by your advice, had a cast taken of
my mouth in order that l could have plate made
for me to enable me to speak to be understood
and am now using it. My eternal thanks are due to
you for the and skill that you display
ed in nv case and l have to thank you for my
restored health, and even for my life, as 1 was
very near bleeding to death several times from
the nose 1 now in Sacramento City, enjoy
ing good health, and 1 shall recommend all my
friends to call you, should they be so unfor-
tunate as to require assistance and would ad-
wise all per to avoid certain scientific doctors IN
your city, for they will send them to a land from
whence no traveller returns.
With my best wishes for the success OF both OF
Won. remain. YOURS. ETC., S.S.T.
To DR.. Chas H. Tozer, San Francisco, Cal
sep29'e6:Iy-
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

DR.. JULIEN PERRAuLT, Doctor of Medicine
of the Faculty of Paris, Graduate of the
University Queens College. and Physician of
the St, John Baptiste Society of San Fran
cisco.
DR.. PERRAULT has pleasure to inform ma
tients. and others seeking confidential medi
cal advice, that he can be consulted daily at
his office. Arrnory Hall Building, Northeast
corner Montgomery and Sacramento streets.
San Francisco. Rooms No. 9. 10. II. first
floor. up stairs. entrance on either Montgom-
cry or Sacramento streets.
DR.: PERRAULT's studies have been almost
exclusively devoted to the cure of the vari-
GUS forms of Nervous and Physical Debility
the results of injurious habits acquired in
youth, which usually terminate in impotence
and sterility and permanently induce all the
concomitants of old age. Where secret in
trinity exists involving the happiness of a
life and that of others, reason and morality
dictate the necessity of its removal, for it i.
a fact that premature decline of the vigor CT
manhood, matrimonial unhappiness, compul
sorry single life, etc., have their sources in
causes. the germ of which is planted in early
life, and the bitter fruit tasted long afterward
patients laboring under this complaint, will
complain of one or more of the following
symptoms: Nocturnal Emissions, Pains in
the Back and Head. Weakness of Memory and
Sight, Discharge from the Urethra on going
to stool or making water, the Intellectual
faculties are Weakened, Loss of Memory en-
sues, Ideas are clouded, and there is disin-
clinatlon to attend to business, or even to
reading, writing or the society of friends,
etc. The patient will probably complain of
Dizziness, Vertigo, and that Sight and Hear
ing are Weakened and sleep disturbed by
dreams, melancholy, signing, palpitations
Paintings, coughs and slow fever while some
have external rheumatic pain, and numbness
of the body. Some of the most common symp-
toms are pimples in the face, and aching in
different parts Of the body. Patients suffering
from this deasese, should apply Immediately
to DR.. PERRAULT, either in person or by let.
ter. as he will guarantee cure of Seminal
Emissions and Impotence in six to eight
weeks.
Patients suffering from veneral diseases in
any stage, Gonorrhea, Gleet Structures Bubo
Ulcers. Cutaneous Eruptions, etc., will be
treated successfully. All Sypbalitic and
Mercurial Taint entirely removed from the
system.
DIR PERRAULT's diplomas are in his office,
where patients can see for themselves that
they are under the care of regularly edu-
Gated practitioner. The best references given
if required.
Patients suffering under chronic diseases,
can call and examine for themselves. We
invite investigation claim not to know eve
rything, nor to cure everybody, but we do
claim that in all cases taken under treatment
we fulfill our promises. We particularly re-
quest those who have tried this boasted doc
tor, and that advertised physician. till worn
out and discouraged, to call upon us.
Low charges and quick cures.
Ladies suffering from any complaint Incl
dental to their sex, can consult the doctor
with the assurance of relief
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
To the Afflicted Residing in the
Interior,

My system Of treatment is such that the same
success marks its treatment when conducted by
letter as by personal interview. Indeed the great
er number of my patients have visited the IN
STlTUIE, but have had advice and remedies for
warded to them by mail or express. The patient
is thus enabled to preserve the of his com
pialnt, as all letters returned destroyed All
that Is required is to enclose that part of the
advertisement mentioning the trouble Of the writer
and full and complete directions, including the
remedies, can be forwarded at once
0T No matter what the difficulty or disease the
Doctor can be reposed upon, with every assurance
of that confidential reliance and secrecy that has
marked his course for many years in California,
AL letters and money must be addressed thus
BENZ. F. JCSSELYN, NJ. D.,
536 Washington St.. San Francisco.
BOX 135, P. o. feb I6:ly
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W. o. ANDREWS, Notary Public
Medical Advice to Females.

When female is in trouble or afflicted with dis
ease and requires medical surgical assistance.
the first inquiry should be, where is there physi
clan who is fully competent to administer relief
one whose knowledge ofthe female system is perfect
who thoroughly understands the application Of med.
icine to disease, whose scientific attainments in sur
gerry have made him pre-eminent inlhis profession,
and whose respectable standing in society recon-
mends him to the confidence of the community =
Unless these and many more questions can be sat
answered, the afflicted should pause be-
fore consulting any one. The Doctor has been
PROFESSOR OF OBSTETRICS and FEMALE
DISEASES for twenty years, and is fully qualified
to administer in all cases, both medically and sur
gically, in aa thorough manner years of study
and practice-both in hospitals and families-can
make Therefore families can rely upon him as upon
a father ALL IN AFFLICTION, No NATTER
WHAT ITS NATURE, WILL FIND IN HIM
ONE WHO CAN FEEL AND SYMPATHIZE
WITH AND BEFRIEND THEM IN TROUBLE
ONE IN WHOSE SECRECY THE UTMOST
CONFIDENCE CAN BE PLACED.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
Terms

Harper's Weekly, one year. ST.
An Extra Copy of either the Weekly or
Magazine will be supplied gratis for every
Ciuo OF FIVE subscribers at 81 90 each. in one
remittance or SIX copies for $50 90.
Back numbers can be supplied at any time.
The Annual Volumes of Harper's Weekly.
in neat cloth binding, will be sent by EXPRESS
lree VI expense, Tor 81 90 each. A complete
se'. oohprislng NINE VOLUMES, sent on receipt
y. cash at the rate of IS 25 per vol freight
January lst, 1867.
- Subscriptions sent from British North
American Provinces must be accomnan;ed
with 20 cents additional, to prepay United
States postage. Address
HARPER & BROTHERS.
MA FRANKLIN SQUARE. New YORK.
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To Females,

When you are afflicted with Weakness of
the Back and Limbs, Headache. Loss of Mus
cular power, Palpitation of the Heart. Irrita-
bility, Nervousness Extreme Urinary Diff
cultics, Derangement of the Monthly Sick
ness, Sterility. and other diseaser peculiar to
Females, consult DIR. TOZER, and you will
receive particular attention Let no false
delcacy prevent you. but apply at once, and
save yourself from painful suffering and pre-
mature death.
My rooms are so arranged that there is no
danger OF exposure, and of meeting any one
except the Doctor.
My FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS were
never known to fail in giving relief in those
cases for which they are recommended. To
be obtained only at MY office.
Price, FIVE DOLLARS-wit full direc-
tions on each Box. Sent by mail OF express
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NEVER KNOWN TO FAIL
DR.. LIE RICHAU'S
GOLDEN BALSA M
SPANISH ANVED0TE,

DIR. LIE RICHAU'S GOLDEN BALSAM NO.
Cures Chancres, First and Second Stages :
Sores on the Legs or Body; Sore Ears,
Eyes, Nose. &c.
DIR, LIE RICHAU'S GOLDEN BALsAM NO. 2
Cures Tertiary, Mercurial or Syphilitic rheu-
matism, Pains in the Bones, and eradicates
all disease from the system.
DIR. LIE RICHAU's SPANISH ANTIDOTE
For the cure of Gonorrhna Gleet. Irritation
Gravel. and all Urinary or Genital disar-
rangements.
DIR. LIE RICHAU'S SPANISH INJECTION
A wash and injection for severe cases of Con
orrh9a, Inflammatory Gleet, Structures and
all diseases of the Kidney and Bladder.
DIR LIE RICHAU's GOLDEN OINTMENT
For the effectual healing of Syphilitic Sores.
and Eruptions.
DIR. LIE RICHAU's GOLDEN PILLS
For Seminal Weakness, Night Emissions, I'M
potency, and all diseases arising from mas
turbation and excessive abuse.
Sent everywhere by Express, carefully packed
None genuine without the signature of C.
FRENCH RICHARDS, Chemist, on every
bottle.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
CHAMBER SCENE.


BY n. P. WILLIS.
She rose from her untroubled sleep,
And put away her soft brown hair,
And, in a tone SO low and deep
As loves first whisper, breathed prayer
Her snow-white hands together press'd,
Her blue eyes SHELTERED in the lid,
The folded linen on her breast
Just swelling with the charms it hid;
And from her long and flowing dress
Escaped bare and slender foot,
Whose shape upon the earth did press
Like new snowflake, white and mute.
And there, from slumber, pure and warm,
Like young spirit fresh from heaven,
She bowed her slight and graceful form,
And humbly pray'd TO be forgiven.
Oh, God if souls unsoiled as these
Need daily mercy from thy throne
If she upon her bended knees
Our loveliest and our purest one
She with face so clear and bright
We deem her some stray child of light
If she, with those soft eyes in tears,
Day after day in her first years,
Must kneel and pray for grace from thee
What far, far deeper need have we:
How hardly, if she win not heaven,
Will our wild errors be forgiven
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
Female Monthly pills.

DR.. PERRAULT is the only agent in Califor-
MIA n, for DR.. BRloT's Female Monthly Pills
Their immense sale has established their rep
utation, as female remedy. unapproached
and far in advance of every other remedy
forssuppressions and irregularities, and other
distractions in females. On the receipt of
five dollars, these Pills will be sent by mail
or express to any part of the world, secure
from curiosity or damage,
Persons at distance can be cured at home
by addressing letter TO DIR. PERRAULT, cor
ner of Montgomery and Sacramento streets,
Rooms. 10 and IL, or Box 973, p. o. San
Francisco, stating the case as infinitely as
possible, general habits of living, occupation
ETC., etc.
AL communications confidential.
je23:1y.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
Hotel d'EurOpe.
CORNER OF MAIN AND LAFAYETTE STREETS
M0KELUMNE HILL.

THE undersigned would respectfully an
i nounce to the public, that he has COM
pleted his Hotel-having added stone front
and fitted it in the most approved style.
The rooms are spacious and airy and have
been fitted up with NEW FURNITURE
throughout. One of the largest and finest
Fl "A IL 8
in the State, for the accommodation of dan
cling parties, is attached to the house.
The Hotel will be kept on the European plan.
Travellers and others will find it first class
House.
The BAR will be constantly supplied with
the best of Liquors and Cigars.
Guests will always be furnished with the
best the market affords, and no pains will be
spared to make their sojourn at the HOTEL
d. dsEUROPE pleasant and agreeable.
Charges moderate to suit the tims9.
GEORGE LEGER.
Mok. Hill, January 25, lS64-tf
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

PERFECT BLIss.-A lady informs the
editor of down East paper that, hav-
ing good constitution, she can bear
great deal of happiness Her idea of
perfect bliss is fast horse in sleigh,
plenty of buffalo robes, and neat fit
ting overcoat-with a man in it. She
adds: "If this is not happiness, I'm
open to conviction as to what is.''
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

SHARpENING.-A housemaid who
was to call gentleman to dinner found
him engaged in using a tooth brush.
"Well, is he coming ?" said the lady of
the house, as the servant returned -
"fes, ma'am, Directly was the reply,
"he's just sharpening his teeth"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
SUBSCRIPTIONS,
1867.

he Publishers have perfected a system of
mailing by which they can supply the Maga-
zine and Weekly promptly to those who pre-
fer TO receive their periodicals directly from
the office of Publication. Postmasters and
others desirous of getting up Clubs will be
supplied with Show-Bill on application.
The postage on Harper's Weekly is 20
cents year, which must be paid at the sub
scriber'S post-office.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
To Correspondents.

Patients of either sex, residing in any part
of the country, however distant, who may de-
sire the opinion and advice of DIR. TOZER.
can. by submitting written statement of
their case to the Doctor, receive all the at
tention and medicines necessary to effect a
cure without the necessity of a personal in
terview.
and replied to by the Doctor himself
Consultation at the office or by letter, Free.
Cures in all cases guaranteed
Office hours from A. NJ to P. NJ.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

A MAN short distance out from the
city says, no one need tell him that
advertising won't cause big rush, for
he advertised ten bushels of grapes for
sale, and next morning there WASH t one
left-the boys stole them all.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

AN auctioneer exclaimed, "Why,
really, ladies and gentlemen, I'm giving
these things away" care you ~ said
an old lady present "then I'll thank
you for that silver pitcher you have in
YOUR hand"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

GOOD ToAsT.-At Fourth of July
celebration in Marion county, Illinois,
young lady offered the following toast:
''The young men of America their
arms our support; our arms their re-
ward. Fall in, men--fall in"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
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The best, cheapest. and most successful
Family Paper in the Union"
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complete in all the departments of an Amer
lean Family Paper-Harper's Weekly has
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This Paper furnishes the best illustrations.
Our future historians will enrich themselves
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dust. IN. Y. Evangelist.
"A necessity in every household" "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
ut is at once leading political and his
torical annalist of the nation FIT adel-
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1.-The best of its class in America.''-Bos-
ton Traueler.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

JUST AS Wholesome sensible chap
says truly, that person who tries to
raise himself by scandalizing others,
might just as we'll sit down on a wheel
barrow, and undertake to wheel himself.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
REMEMBER

REMEMBER
DR.. Chas. H. Tozer's institute
IS AT THE NORTHEAST CORNER OF
jackson and KcsarEly Streets,
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
Entrance on Kearny Street.-E1
All letters through the Post Office or Ex-
press should be addressed to
DIR. CHAS. II. TOZER,
San Francisco, Cal.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

BY A BACHELoR.-A great mauy
anecdotes are related of personal bravery.
We would like to see man who would
deliberately allow woman to catch him
making mouths at her baby.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06
The Great Female Remedies
The Preventive Powders,

Guaranteed to prevent obstructions from any cause
Price $40 for box that will last four MONTHS
Married women in some circumstances must not use
them. The French Lunar Female Monthly Pills,
for the of all suppressions, price, s5 per box
warranted.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

MIXED.-An advertisement reads
"Wanted, a female who has a knowledge
of fitting boots of a good moral char
acter.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-06

SHORTENED IT.--A traveller who
was detained an hourly some mischance,
shortened his stay by "making a
minute of it."