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Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
It Can't be T,ue-6upe Yer
dancy


The Cincinnati Inquirer tells the fol-
lowing story:
A few days since newly welded
couple from the interior of the State
arrived at the Burnett House and took
apartments for the night at that we'll
ordered hotel. 1t Was quite evident
that the whole party were unfamiliar
with metropolitan sights. The rooms,
corridors, marble floor and gorgeous
drawiDg-roon and we'll spread table of
the hotel drew from them the most iD-
genuous remarks of surprise. In the
evening they visited the opera house,
and we're so astonished at its magrif-
cence that even Mrs Walters wonder.
ful impersonatioa of "Meg Merrilles"
almost failed to interest them. Nothing
more was thought of the verdaut pair
till about ! o'clock in the morning, at
which time the boot black of the Bur-
nett House, in making his customary
rounds, observed the Benedict seated in
the hall near the door of his room. He
naively asked the polisher of the under
standings if he was the clerk. Receiv.
ing a negative answer, be informed the
boot black that he should like to see
that individual. In few minutes the
attentive Office man was at his side, and
politel y asked what was wanted.
"Couldn't you make me a bed in the
parlor 2" cried the disconsolate individ-
ual. 'In the parlor p echoed clerk !;
"Pm afraid not.' "Well, Id like to
have one spread down somewhere. -
"Why don't you go into your own
room p asked the clerk. 81 don't like
TO-" said the basbful young man. sWhy
what is the natter" continued the
clerk. "Has your wife turned you out
of your room ?" "No," said he, drawl-
ing, "but you see l haven't never been
married before, and so I don't much
like to 60 in, particularly iu a strange
place. "Oh! 60 right in" said the
clerk !; "she won't think it wrong"
Here the door of the room opened
about an inch and through the aperture
came voice, coaxingly saying: "Do
come in, John, won't hurt you. l
know'd they'd think it strange of yer
standing out there. Come in now,
won't yer? I've blowed out the gas and
it's all dark in here.'
The odor of the room assured the
clerk that she had, indeed, "blowed
out the gas" so, pushing open the door
he stopped the flow, and raised the
window, and returned to the hall to
persuade the verdaut husband to retire
with bis wife. All arguments were
fruitless, however, and he was compell-
ed to assign the simple individual a
separate room than his lie was in that
night.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

DR.. JULIEN PERRAuLr. Doctor of Medicine
of the Faculty of Paris. Graduate of the
University Queens College, and Physician of
the St, John Baptiste Society of San Fran
cisco.
DR.. PERKAULT has pleasure to inform pa
tients. and others seeking confidential med-
cal advice, that he can be consulted daily at
his office. Armory Hall Building, Northeast
corner Montgomery and Sacramento streets.
San Francisco. Rooms No. 9. 10. IL, first
floor. up stairs entrance on either Montgom-
cry or Sacramento streets.
DR.: PERRAuLT's studies have been almost
exclusively devoted to the cure of the vari-
GUS forms of Nervous and Physical Deb lity,
the results of injurious habits acquired in
youth, which usually terminate in impotence
and sterility, and permanently induce all the
concomitants OF old age. Where secret in
trinity exists involving the happiness of a
life and that of others, reason and moralitr
dictate the necessity of its removal. for it
fact that premature decline of the vigor c
manhood. matrimonial unhappiness. compul
sorry single life. etc., have their sources in
causes. the germ of which is planted in early
life. and the bitter fruit tasted long afterward
patients labOring under this complaint, will
complain of one or more of the following
symptoms: Nocturnal Emissions. Pains in
the Back and Head. Weakness of Memory and
Sight. Discharge from the Urethra on going
to stool or making water. the Intellectual
faculties are Weakened, Loss of Memory en-
sues. Ideas are clouded, and there is disin-
clination to attend to business, or even to
reading. writing or the society of friends,
etc. The patient will probably complain of
Dizziness, Vertigo, and that Sight and Hear
ing are Weakened and sleep disturbed by
dreams. melancholy. sigbing. palpitations.
faintings. coughs and slow fever while some
have external rheumatic pain, and numbness
Of the body. Some of the most common symp-
toms are pimples in the face, and aching in
different parts Of the body. Patients suffering
from this deasese. should apply Immediately
to DR.. PERRAuLT, either in person or by let
ter. as he will guarantee cure of Seminal
Emissions and Impotence in six to eight
weeks.
Patients suffering from veneral diseases in
any stage, Gonorrhea Gleet. Structures Bubo
Ulcers. Cutaneous Eruptions, ETC., will be
treated successfully. All Syphalitic and
Mercurial Taint entirely removed from the
system.
DIR PERRAULT's diplomas are in his office,
where patients can see for themselves that
they are under the care of regularly edu-
Gated practitioner. The best references given
if required.
Patients suffering under chronic diseases
can call aud examine for themselves. We
invite investigation claim not to know eve
rything. nor to cure everybody. bnt We dc
claim That in all cases taken uIder treatment
we fulfill our promises. We particularly re.
quest those who have tried this bOasted doc
tor. and that advertised physician. till worn
out and discouraged, to call upon us.
Low charges and quick cures.
Ladies suffering from any complaint Incl
dental to their sex. can consult the doctor
with the assurance of relief.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
ONLY SOME RELICS.
BY NILES o'REILLY.

BY MILES o'REILLY.
4 ring she wore, jewel that pressed
The maiden beauty of her breast.
A glove our happy hand once drew
From her small fingers veiaed with blue.
A golden clasp that once had known
Ihe silken pressure of her zone.
A ribbon that around her throat
Loved in the dallying winds to float
A little slipper with blue rosette,
In which her fairy foot was set.
And one brown tress, through happy years
Shading the shell-flms of her ears.
These, and an ivorytype's dull stain
Are all of our Dear One that now remain.
All the dear relics that are left
Of her by whose loss our hearts are cleft,
Leaving the world dim, dull space
OF cares and duties with little grace.
A dull, dead level of VERY years
In which no blossoming Joy appears.
No girl with teeth like the rows Of corn
When you strip the ear as the summer is born
And tresses of changing gold and brown,
Over shoulders of ivory, shaken down.
And lips in whose arched and crimson bow
Al the flushing balms of the tropics glow.
And over whose dimpled cheeks. like light
And shade over meadows, the thoughts take
flight
Winged by her innocent dancing eyes,
With coyness and eoquetTy, smiles and sighs.
Her voice was the hum of summer wind
When it breathes through lattice with roses
twined.
Her soul was as pure, as unsullied and white
AS the chanting seraphs in robes of hight.
And the kindness that dwelt in her heart, 1
deem,
Of the Heaven she now dwells in was some
stray CLEAN.
Oh, loved and lost our souls adored,
Our dove with silver wines-our birdi
Beauty embodied, and joy. and peace,
Whose breath had a charm bidding sorrow
cease.
Best gift that Heaven to bless us gave
we cast this chaplet on thy grave.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

DIsCoNTENTED.-'Going to leave.
Nary Yes mum; I find l am very
discontented.' If there is anything I
can do to make you more comfortable,
let me know
NO, mum, it's impossible You can t
alter your 6gger to my flyer no NOR n
| can Your dresses won't fit me, and
l can't appear on Sundays as 1 used at
my last place, where missus' clothes al
ways fitted 'xactly.'
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

PooR.-A gentleman one day asked
little girl, an only child, how many
sisters she had, and was told three or
four Her mother asked Mary, when
they were alone, what induced her to
tell such an untruth. 'Why, mamma,
cried Mary, 4 didn't want him to think
you were so poor that you hadn't but
one child. Wouldn't he thought we
were drefful poor?'
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

THE CAusE.-A man was talking a
few days ago about the horrors of tight
iaclng, stating that among other things
1T caused redness of the nose. One of
the gentlemen in the company remark
ed: "Well, never could account for
my nose being red, but I'm glad to
learn that it is eause,l by tight lacing-
| thought it bad its origin in another
kind of tlghtness. The scientific man
wilted.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
CAUTION.
Persons seeking the Electropathic Institute sho
be careful 60 remember the name and number.
ElectrOpathic Institute,
645 Washington Street,

South side. between hearny and Montgomery.
J. II. JOSSEL YN, II. d.
on the sign, With these remarks we leave the in
terest Of the Institute with the public asking only
the same generous conder and patronage thus far
awarded to it. The record shows over thirty thou
sand consultations, and very lars amonnt of suf-
fering relieved. Persons wishing to consult the
Resident Physician by letter do with the ut
most confidence, and can, if they wish, have Elec-
trio Remedies for any disease sent to all parts of the
state all remedies sent from the Institute war
ranted to be ee, tual All letters must address,
ed plainly J. H. JOSsELYN, M. D., Box l945 San
Francisco. All letters will be destroyed or return
ed directed BY the writer oa-'SS:lr.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
Hotel d'Europe,
CORNER OF MAIN AND LAFAYETTE STREET
M0KELUMNE HILL

M0KELUMNE HILL.
THE undersigned would respectfully an.
| nounce to the public. that he has CON-
pleted his Hotel-having added stone front
and fitted it up in rhe most approved style
The rooms are spacions and airy and have
been fitted up with NEW FURNITURE
One of the largest and finest
FL A L L 8
in the State, for the accommodation of dan
cling parties, is attached to the house.
The Hotel will be kept on the European plan
Travellers and others will find it first class
House.
The BAR win be constantly supplied with
the best of Liquors and Cigars.
Guests will always be furnished with the
best the market affords, and no pains will be
spared to make their sojourn at the HOTEL
d. EUROPE pleasant and agreeable.
Charges moderate to suit the tims9.
GEORGE LEGER.
Mok. Hill, January 25, lS64-jyS'G7:tf.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
Miners Drug Store!

THANKFUL to my n any friends, the citi-
l. zens of this place and throughout the
county, for the very liberal patronage ex-
tended to the
Miners Drug Store,
and asking a continuance of the same, 1 take
pleasure in informing the public that have
secured the services of Mr.. PETTIBAUX,
who is one of the best Druggists in this
State, who has charge of the establishment.
and who, by his strict attention to the busi-
ness will endeavor to satisfy fhe most fastid-
ious by attending to all orders promptly.
This establishment is the only one in this
county which has the largest assortment OF
Genuine Chemical Preparations,
Medicines, Drugs ETC.,
and where they are sold cheaper than at any
other similar establishment in the county.
None but Genuine Patent Medicines kept
on hand.
Physicians' prescriptions put up carefully
day and night. and tor the POOR. gratis i!
Surgical instruments, Trusses, Shoulder
Braces. etc., of every description and kind
constantly on hand in large quantities.
Over 200 varieties of COLOGNE. and
French and American Perfumes on hand.
Great Depot of all brands of
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
To the Afflicted Residing in the
Interior.

Ny system of treatment 10 sucn that the same
success marks its treatment when conducted BY
letter by personal interview. Indeed, the great
number of my patients have never visited the IN
STITUTE, but have had advice and remedies for
warded to them by mail or express. The patient
is thus enabled to preserve the secret of his com
plant, as all letters are returned or desfroyed All
that is required is to enclose that part of the
advertisement mentioning the trouble Of the writer
and full and complete directions, including the
remedies, can be forwarded at once
fr No matter what the difficulty disease, the
Doctor can be reposed upon, with every assurance
of that confidential reliance and secrecy that has
marked his course for many years in California.
AL letters and money must be addressed thus
BENZ. F. JCSSELYN, N. D.,
536 Washington St., San Francisco.
1BoI 75S, P. o. feb le;ly.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

MOKELUMNE HILL and WEST POINT.
via Rich Gulch and Mosquito Gulch,
The Stages will leave the Hotel d Europe
Mokelumne Hill. at I o'clock A. NJ. the fol-
lowing day: Tuesdays. Thursdays and Sat
urdays. Leave West Point at I O'Clock A.
NJ, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
VIZ. MO ES. Proprietor.
CHARLES THRALL Agent.
Mok. Hill, March 81, S67.-apl367tf
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

"NoNE but the brave deserve the
fair" No, and none but the brave can
live with some of them.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

THIS toast was offered at a railroad
festival. sour mothers, faithful ten
ders, they never misplace the switch"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
Warrant Them to ure

All cases for which they used, make no
charge for services. They will be forwarded to any
place in the Pacific States upon the receipt of let
ter stating the disease with symptoms the age and
sex of the patient
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
IOKELUMNE HILL
Hydraulic Water Works

DERSONS WISHING TO HAVE THE
Il use of water for dwelling houses or 9th.
purposes, will please apply 10 the Collec.
tor.
No person, having permit for the use of
water, will be allowed TO supply water to
other families or persons
Collections will be made on Monday Of
each week.
1t shall be an invariable rule to shut off
u. me water II non payment extends longer
than one month.
b. c. HAAER, Collector.
Mok. Hill, March 9th, 1867.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
The Female Medicines

Discovered and used by the Resident Physician,
are the only remedies which are safe and sure to
have the effect. The large number of cases in
which they have been used, is guarantee of their
aaeeess Great care should be taken in visiting the
Institute, to remember the name.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
MEDICAL ADVERTISEMENTS.
DOCTOR DOHERTY'S

PRIVATE MEpicAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE;
Sacramento ST., below Montgomery,
Opposite the Pacific Mail Steamship Co q,
ofice,) Private entrance on Leidesdorff
street, San Francisco.
Established expressly TO afford the afflicted
treatment and cure of all Prir0,s
and Chronic Diseases. case, of
secrecy and all serual
disorders
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
The Rooms.

are LARGE AND AIRY and eminently suited
for families, and the beds are the latest style
Of SPRING MATTRESSES, WITH CLEAN
SHEETS and sufficiency of covering.
The proprietor is determined to conduct the
" Monii or in such a manner that the most
fastidiou can frame no objections to it in any
of its appointments. He therefore solicits
of the public a liberal share of patronage.
The tariff of prices is suited to the times
Don't forget the sign" The Monitor"
Mok. Hill, Dec. 9th. lS65.-i9'67af.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
TIE
ELECTROPATHlC INSTITUTE
645 Washington Street.
J. H. JOSSELYN, M. D.,
Resident Physician.
THE
Resident Physician.

THE DIRECTORS OF THIS CELEBRATED
l Medical Institute wish to thank the public for
the generous manner in " hieh they have sustained
the Resident Physician with their patronage. 1t lie
now six years since the institute was established
during that time there have been over THIRTY
THOUSAND CONSULTATIONS, and in all cases
where the disease was durable.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
W.U. ANUREWS, Notary PUBIC
Medical Advice to Females.

When female is in trouble afflicted with dis
ease and requires medical surgical assistance.
the first inquiry should be, where is there phys-
clan who is fully competent to administer relief
on, whose knowledge ofthe female system is perfect
who thoroughly understands the application Of med
cine to disease. whose scientific attanments in sur
gerry have made him pre- eminent in his profession
and hose respectable standing in society recon-
mends him to the confidence of the community -
Unless these and many more questions be sat
sfactorily answered, the afflicted should pause be-
fore consulting any one. The Doctor has been
PROFESSOR OF OBSTETRICS and FEMALE
DISEASES for twenty years, and is fully qualified
to administer in all cases. both medically and
gicaly, in thorough a manner years of study
and pracsiee-both In hospitals and families - can
make. Ther refore families rely upon him upon
a father ALL IN AFFLICTIGN, MATTER
WHAT ITS NATURE, WILL FIND IN HIM
ONE WHO CAN FEEL AND sYMPATHIZE
WITH AND BEFRIEND THEM IN TROUBLE
ONE IN WHOSE SECRECY THE UTMOST
ACEn
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
x ERO s EN- z,

x ERO s N e,
such as Comet, Downer's Best. Chiropee, Ori-
entail, etc. 10000 gallons sold in six months:
From 1000 to 5000 gallons constantly on
hand. By buying in such large quantities
am enabled to sell ch .aper than the cheapest
Kerosene Lamps, Burners, t'Aimneus
ETC.. by the dozen or gruss.
1000 best Swedish and Hungarian Leeches,
COME ONE! COME ALI!
Call at the Miners Drug Store for your sup
plies.
Al HOERc cHNER.
Mok. Hill. March 26. ls64-jy5'67:tf.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

HOTEL FOR SALE!
INHE UNDERSIGNED OFFERS FOR
i sale cheap and on liberal terms his old
and well known establishment. Phoenix Ho-
tel with furniture. new Livery Stable and
hay yard. Alec fine orchard and garden OF
some acers. under good cultivation.
Phoenix Hotel. Campo Seco, Jan. ), ls66-ti
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
A Perfect and Permanent

Has been performed. Malicious charlatans have
opened traps in close proximity to the Institute,
adopting similar names hoping to attract the un-
wary; but their failure to do is perfectly appar
ent-for the business has not been affected in the
nros;s IN mas zone on ITS ino
has BY careful study and experience within the
last few years, been successful in discovering new
electric remedies which far superior to any be-
fore used in the healing art. and he can
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
Stage Line.

Ma TIL e UN DER
@KV signed would respectt
fully inform the public that he will run a
Line Of Stages Tri-Weekly
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

4 ring she wore, jewel that pressed
The maiden beauty of her breast.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
M 0 NIT0R HOT Ell
Center Street, Mokelumne Hill.
F. MEYER, Proprietor.
- This new and spacious Hotel -
I,;m isnow open for the recep- EEsR
4..Ak tiOn of visitors. lE.laH

The Table.
is loaded with the best viands the market and
country affords. and all cooked in the most
approved style
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18
The Great Female Remedies
The Preventive Powders.

Guaranteed to prevent distractions from any cause
Price $40 for box that will last four months
Married women in some circumstances must not use
them. The French unar Female Monthly Pills,
for The Of all suppressons price, SIS per box,
warranted.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-05-18

4 glove our happy hand once drew
From her small fingers veiaed with blue.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-19
supRrME rauaI-eENrRAl Term.



Rights aud Duties Of Brokerss
Before Judges Leonard, Clerke and wecs.
George w. Markham W. B. Jaudon a ai,-fhis was
an appeal from judmept rendered by Judge Foster
aud jury for 200 against defendants who were stock
brokers' by reason OF alleged unlawful sale Of three
hundred shares OF stock held by them for plaintiff
margin OF ton per cent All the questions which can
arise between stock brokers and their customers and
about which there have been many conflicting de-
cisions By circuit judges, were ably and thoroughly
argued and the decision. whatever II s will finally set
al rest the duties and liabilities Of the parties al eas, IN
IA this district The propositions which will be settled
by the decision In this case are
Can broker lawfully sell the stocks OF his customer
without giving him notice 81 the time aud place OF sale
Can such place at the usua public place ire
uuentcd by brokers' viz at the regular public boards
In the hall or in the crowd OF brokers IA the public
street, or mast IL DO public auction aud through
regular AuctlOGecrf
What is q reasonable notice In pcint OF uucs
Is a simple notice that margin Is required sum
clenn
Must that notice be served personally or IL IL necessary
only leave ~ az usual place OF business OF The
customer-and case OF his having known residence
place OF business " notice dropped In the Post
Office under the most definite address known sufficient
la The absence OF Any spec contrac u the evidence
OF custom admissible TO show the right Of broker TO
sell when The margin n exhausted, a. well "a 20 show
the necessity of the broker 10 case customer Is
willing unable protect him 10 sell the stockf
Al The foregoing points fully presented by the
respective counsel and The decision Will settle
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-19

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