Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1867-02-15
Humorous c,Hppiasa.

suicide If they wouldn't hang him for Il.
i They are slaves who dare not 81 ID ~
right with two or three.
! y Can't never crossed tho Alus. or tsflea
an acre oGcorn. /.
Mrs q. says her husband has joined a. !.
late hour movement, and she don.t like e, s
Why isn't 10y like pretty bonnet, r..
cause ono becomes woman, the other d0rk.
'"onnc's have gone out Of fashion. re Il
dies wear what-ye-call-ems on the crown u
the head, now-a-days
| If ''all the worlds stage" who } driver3
The prolounder Of this query is only eneu.A.I
bic because the quotation is hackneyed.
The politician who said that hisp uouth
never uttered lie probably spoke through |
his nose. 4
II 10 not say that man viii stea.,, ssid
witness on trial, shut if was chicken I'd
roost high when he was around"
When does N N sitdown to uelaseAoiy
I dcsseriy vbsn he si,s down . Wine ard
pine ~
a literary man, oa retiring into private life
said his conacctian uth the Press hal ,hAwsd
and resolved Itself in,oyadicu'.
Why is happy HUSBAND Ike the Atlantic
cable' Because he is spliceA 70 AssA<o-fs ess-
tent.
TIE heart that breaks too casilA IL ike IA
empty mt tha, cracks readily frsA iss -sry
emptiness.
Why are washsrwomen often very h,lish
Because they set on, tubs 10 catch soft me-.
when j. is raining hard.
lfas the Poet says, 'Be,uty draws as viii
single hair what oh, what must b the
effect Of a modern waterfall?'
II ladies appreciated the beauty Of their fees
g they do that OF their necks, shoulders, &C.,
they would probably 60 to balls barefoot.
The perpetrator Of the following is st'll It
largc;--"hy are oysters good for dyspcpsics!
because they die Jest (dgest) before they are
eaten.
"My opinion Is" said philosophical old
lady 81 much experience and observatiss,
that any man as dies upon washing day does
it out Of pure spite
'tBoh'' said young fellow It . fancy fair,
'you are missing al the sights on this side. !"
sNever mind B.l !" resorted Rob. I'm
sighting ali the misses on The other"
An old batchelor acquaintance remarks, "a
great many anecdotes are related of personal
bravery. | would like to see that man who
would deliberately allow woman to catch
him making nouihs at her baby"
People who brood over their sorrows are
usually successful in Matching numerous
family; and those who nurse their rage to
keep il warm, are sure Of comfor!a BILE TEN.
peratu:s Of indignation.
Every woman leaves her husband "forevcr"
at least three times in her life; ~ persons
striking bargain pretend to leave the store
hoping TO be called back, aud to gain by the
trick.
There are some men who beat their wives.
and then seek the hand of forgiveness by
plaeing jewels upon their fingers. They fol-
low the inscription on their street doors
Knock nd ring.
An illiterate character has originated the
following conundrum: "What is the differ
enee between Ag, the Canaanite, md certain
learned professor! The Canaan:te was Az
as was, the professor Ag-as-is."
Now, my little boys and girls said y
teacher, Il want you to be very still-so still
that you can hear pin drop. For minute
all was still, and little boy shreiked, .les
her drapn !.
"Well, sir, do ycu entertain my PROPOSE
ticE?' asked spendthritt of person from
hom he " shed to borrow some money.
'No, sill" was the reply; shut your prope.
sition has entertained INC exceedingly
why is the letter d like rings' said ;
young lady to her accep,edcnc day. The gen.
tlenlan like the generality Of his sex in such
situation, was as dull as hammer.
because" added The lady, ''xe can. bs .ed
without it,
| A gentleman met 3 halfewittei lad in the
road, and placing in his hands six .pcnc,
and a penny, asked him which Of two he
would choose. Tho lad replied tbs, "hc
wouldn't be greedy; and that he'd take the
smallest"
Mr.. Joacs, said Mrs J wita al air Of
triumph, sdcn't you think MARRIAGES. is means
Of giace?a
"Wcli, ger, grow'ei Jones, Il suppose any.
thing Is means Of grace that breaks down
pride and leads 70 repentaucc!
| Two young gentlemen, rivals, called .hs
same evening on the object Of their affections.
"John," said the oae who came in last, and
who had an umbrella in his hand, III come
here again and find you here, I'll run this
umbrella through ysu--.zad spread isr'
An Irishman who was troubled with the
i ;oothachc determined tc have an old offender
extracted but. there being no dentist near hs
resolve to do the JOB himself; whereupon hs
i!lel the excavation with powder but, being
afraid to touch it of, be pu. slow lsatch to
il, and then ran TO get eat sf tho way.
The rapid promotion in the army aimee the