davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
ts.TURNER,s TIC DOULOUREUN OR
TURNER'S TIC DOULOUREUX OR
UNIVERSAL NEuRALGIA PILL,

A Safe, Certain, and Speedy Cure for Neuralgia
and all Nervous Diseases.
II Is an unfailing remedy In all cases OF Facial
Neuralgia, often efecting perfect cure In a
single day. No form Of Nervous Disease falls to
Weld to it's magic influence. Even the seyerest
cases OF Chronic Neuralgia and general Nervous
Derangements of many years standing, effect
ing the entire system, arc completely and perma-
ncntls cured by II in few days, or a few weeks
at the utmost. II contains nothing Injurious to
the most delicate system, and can always be used
with perfect safety. 1t Is In constant use by the
best physicians, who give 1t their unanimous
and unqualified approval. Sent by mail on re-
ceipt Of 81 and two postage stamps. Sold every
where. TURNER Co,
Sole Proprietors,
oc30-co3m 10 fremont st, Boston, Mass
The national Republican., 1867-12-06

From Macon-The Conservative Con.
vention-EIection OF President.
MACON, GA, December 5.-The Conservative
convention met here to. day. II was one Of the
largest bodies that ever assembled in the State.
Nearly all the counties were Represented. Hon
D II. Hill was elected president.
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
Personal.

~ No. 4s TENTH STREET,
ACUTE AND CHRONIC DISEASES. fEMALE IR-
REGULARITIBS fully relieved nO9-lm
DRIvATE MEDICAL CONSULTATION AT DR..
l. DARBY'S, 100 Seventh street, opposite Odd Eel
lows Hall. separate rooms for patlents. sel2-u
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
Special Notices.

ss-The Ladies Of the Island baptist
Church will hold q FAIR at ISLAND HALL,
corner Of Virginia avenue and Sixth street, 70
commence on MONDAY EVENING", the 9th
instant--the proceeds to be applied towards the
erection Of their new cdince,
INC tables Will be well supplied with useful
q ticles, and collation. served up. All who wish
to spend pleasant evening, and contribute to
so lSudablc an undertaking, are respectfully In
vitcd.
Adult season tickets, 90 ccntsj children, Is
cents, del4t
ss- The Third Of the Course Of six Leo
TURRs for the benefit Of the New Mission
Chapel Of the First Baptist Church will be de
iiycred in the Church, on Thirteenth street, be-
tween q and II, on FRIDAY, the 9Th instant, at
~ y. m, by Rev. Z. 5. HENSON, OF Philadel-
phia. Subject "Fools." Course Tickets, lad
hitting gentleman and ladyD t2j Single do. do,
50 cents, de2-6ts
ns-The RepubItcnn ON the Navy Yard
Persons residing on the Navy Yard desiring the
NATIONAL REPUBLrcAs delivered promptly and
regularly at their residences, will please leave
their names and residence with Mr.. JOSEPH RE
PETIT, grocer, next to the northeast corner OF
street south and Seventh street east. no2l-u
ss- The Healing Pool---An Essay. for
Young Men on the Crime OF Solitude, and the
Diseases and Abuses which create in,pediments
to MARRIAGE with sure means Of relief Sent
in sealed letter envelopes, free OF charge. Ad.
dress DIR. ]. SKILL1N HOuGHTON, Howard
Association, Philadelphia, Pa. se2I-3m
The national Republican., 1867-12-06

No, N6 FENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
apl2-ly Under Metropolitan Hotel.
SJS NEW HAT AND SHOE STORE E1S
OlO J. T. PETTY 4 CO. ClO
Have Just opened at SIS Seventh street, opposite In
Sf iSTs, cAPs, BSoTs and sa6E for Gsntlenca
and Boys which they offer At & small adrSnss ,G8TH
offer superior inducements to purchaserr and solicit
only an opportunity to convince the public that they
are really selling desirable class OF goods at very
low figures,
leuRel with any similar esta blishment In the city.
J, T. PETTY & CO,
SIS Seventh street, opposite lntCll BuildiRg,
Good stock Of Canes aud Umbrellas constantly on
hand. noS-H
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
l,REAT BOoKsToRE IN THE RIRsT WARD.
ISS MARBLE HALL, ISS
foONEw CENTS FGRNlsHlNd GooDsfoo

Gentlemen, now Is the time to buy your furnishlng
goods We arc selling White Shirts for 9Oe VI, tl,
hnc article, o. t2bO. Good Pocket HANDKERCHIEF,
Oc. undorshirts, Drawers, Hosiery Gloves, &c. In
large variety, and at prices % suit the most econoini
cal Give Us q trial. FRANC GOLDMAN,
doGlm Bs 7th street, OPP. Patent once.
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
Hats, Caps, Boots and Shoes,

TAMES DAVIS,
(gsrABLIsHED ls3o,)
HALTER AND PURRlER
STRAW GOODS,
CANES, UMBRELLAS, &c.
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
Billiards.

METROrOL'rAS HOTEL BILLIARD rAFLoR'
No. $50 Pennsylvania avenue,
METROPOLITAN HOTEL. no6-Sm
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
DRoPOsALs FOR STATIONERY.
Posr OFFICE DErAsrsEsr, Me-

December 8, 1857. (
Sealed proposals will be received at the Post Once
Dcpartmen mt until the 2Oh day Of January, 1865, u
o. CLOCK at noon, for furnishing Stationery for this
Department for year from the lst day Of February
1853 Those unaccompanied by satisfactory testi-
monals Of ability to fulfil contract Will not be con-
sidered.
All OF the articles must be Of the very best quality
samples OF which, containing at least rcan of each
kind Of paper, must accompany the bids and the De-
reserves tho right to retain and pay for the
at the price stated in tho offer, or return them,
at Its option. 49,,
No bid will bc considered where the articles accom-
panylng II are not Of the Kind and quality required
by the Department, and spurious articles will sub
ect the entire bid to reecon ut the pleasure OF the
Department, ,- - - -
be done lie amount duality md description Of each
Of the kinds OF article. that will be wanted ,
ESTIMATED QUANTITY WANTED FOX THE
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
New Advertisements.

J,OR RENTs-A FINE CELLAR FOR RENT, FOR
L STORAGE Apply to ALFRED HUNTER, No,
Us Pennsylvania avenue, between Seventeenth and
Eighteenth streets. deceit
The national Republican., 1867-12-06
Alexandria Advertisements

A. Formerly o. the MARsHAth HouSE,l
Has reopened the CORN EXCHANGE, ~ King
street Alexandria, whore he will bc happy to see his
old friends, nOl2-2m
The national Republican., 1867-12-06

MERCHANTS ExCHANGE.-Therew was a better
feeling in the wheat market yesterday, and prices
no actual advance. The demand was active, and
transactions on Change were some 400 bushels
red and white wheat, at t245 for fair, a. 5OD2 SO
for good, and t2.eO y bushel for prime. Choice
samples would command t2.70. There was no
corn on the market, and its sales dun and heavy
AZ Al. .25 for old white and tl for new. Oats and
Rye are quiet at previous prices.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31
sOltlOQuy or n Massachusetts
Yankee.

! am life. death. and immortality From
me proceedeth. b Inc things are produc-
cd | am creator. I am brain, intellect,
science. art. ingenuity, eourige, magma
nimity, purity. patriotism. society, refine
rnent, philosophy and philanthropy. |
have descended i e from pure stock
Ny forefther and foremother were NEST
excellent people-thcy were courageous
They destroyed women that were witches.
aud took the ears of OF men and women
Tor eating mince pies and walking in the
gardens. They were quite strict, though
/ say from me proeeedeth, l. e. invention.
improvements, doctrines they call "i>ms :
for instance free loyeism-and nutinegs
they say are wooden. but arc good if you
CRATE EN-. regulate the solar system by
my wooden clocks. am Alpha and Omega.
| am the Philosophers stone, perpetual
motion and the Eldorado they are hunting
after | am Aur..r;. borealis, and the
everlasting big elephant | am sunrise
and sunset, the Declaration Of lnGepen,
dence. Fourth of July, Christmas. the
Union and Che Constitution. They say
~ool grows upon my brain; not so, grea
mistake. ii grows only upon my intellect
Shame they should SANDER NE. In shori
am the great big one that eats up the lit
tie ones --Eri
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

In driving here AID there, anywhere
you will. through and across the country
one keeping an ''eve to windward, as sail
ors say. can always tell farmer withou'
seeing him--just by driving moderated,
past his premi SEA Take. for instance, :
raw. cold clustering day. about this tim'
of wear. AID look out and in too as far a.
YOU ean-vou'll find out who lives there
without stopping to inquire. II yIu hnd
the fences all up and in order, gates in II :
pair. and shut, see the barns, stable>
sheds. aud ali Out>ho,.ses newly battened
all tidy and snug about the yard. house
banked up with tan bark, and cellar win
dovs barricaded against frost-not hoe
rake or scythe hanging out IN annie ire
limbs not a wagon. cart. plough. or imple,
ment of any sort unhouSed; the young
choice fruit trees iacketed with straw over.
coats sheds Uttered with clean straw and
sleek cattle underneath, comfortably shell
tered. and costly chewing their eortented
cuds-zeeing those signs, you may safely
say "Yes-a fdrn,er lives here.
Wherever You see fences going to
wreck oates dragging nv one hinge, barns
sheds and stqhles Ike lack Str1~'S nous
neither wind nor water tight-cattle
shiverine. unshslte-e1, out IN the cold ;
pinehei IN pigs squealing murder; and
rlouqhs. rakez. reapers. carts, horse shoes.
and handharrows shot about rromlSeaouS-
II. That the other sor; lives there. No
farB.,r. Only n observation-disclosures
ter-nobodv in two or three years moro.
We are marking down all such sqaatters
in or driftinc about.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31
DR.. EIGELOW

i. the only Physician as Specialist,
! /. !.
| ~ now IN Chicago that can be entirely
~ * relied upon. Go To HIM. and not
suffer that horrible disease to re-
main IN your system, disfgurlng
X your face and BODY, be-ides destroy
w. inc YOUR happiness and future pros
sulA VfIA Me- poets of life He has made PRIVATE
DISEASES and NERVOUS DEBILITY his stndy tor the
past twenty years, ami is therefore the person
whom all afflicted shOuld consult. No one ever
heard of patient of his not being Cared since he
has been in the city. His reputation has vouchers
in all the city papers. his patients and thu medl
cal profess on. both here ard abroad. az being
the mo skilled specialist here, and thorough
muster of all sexual diseases. If all others fail,
don't despair. give him call il is only a com
mon occurrence with him to cure such cases.
His rooms are separate for ladies' and gentlemen,
am the most complete in the city.
Young men take particular notice-Dr. Bige-
low drvotes much of his time - the treatment OF
those cases caused w secret habit. which ruins
both body and mind, uniting the unfortunate IN
dvdual for either business or society The sad
effect OF these early habits. the excess at riDe
wears is TO weaken and fcbiitate the constitution,
DESTROY the physical aud mrnt Il powers. diminish
and enfeeble the natural feelings and exhaust the
vital energies of mani God; the pleasures OF lite
are marrcd. the object Of marriage frustrated, and
existence itself rendered 4 term Of unceaeing mis-
cry and regret Such pernOns, especially those con
templat ny MARRIAGE should lose no time in max
ing In mediate application. DIR. 3. by his new
treatment is enabled to insure speedy and per-
man mt cure.
Consultations free and confidential Office No.
l79 South Clark Street, corner Of Monroe, hal a
brock from the Post office Post Office Box l54,
Chicago. Ills Office hours from a m TO p IN
Sc for his "Gude to health" published
monthly. free Of charge.
n. Blades send for descriptive circular
of Pesarie Remeiie. the best preventive of con-
ccpion known. Sent to any address free of charge.
vlln2s-ly
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31
q. A. z.

The organization known as the Gran
Army Of the Republic, seems to have bee''
perv from its original and avowed
object. which was that of a benevolent and
patriotic order. t. a secret political organ,
ization Secret societies organized to Sc
cure public Offices, are contrary 20 the cen
ius Of our institutions. They rarely hol'
togAther more than two or three years.
Public oriuion keeps mn constant ag'ta
tio usi them. and the members get to
among themselves. and finally
pieces and are heard Of no
his will be the case with the
ny Of the Republic if its main
continues to be political. - Chr
rib,tne (Rad.)
Grand Army Of the Republic un.
dcrtook to engineer Gen. Palmer into
Mr. Trumbull's seat in the Senate Cham
Der at Washington. The Tribune did not
like that. as it favored Trumbul's eee
ton. But the Tr;Jste knows that the
Grand Army OF Tic Republic organization
vas gotten up for no other purpose than
20 secure public Offices for the crafty man
ipulators It's osteu,ibe object was be.
nevolent ana patriotic That was the su-
gar coating put on the pill to inveigle
Democratic boys in blue into swallowing
IT, 1t was intended to be. anil Is nothing
more or less than secret political organ
ization We are not sorry it has been
beaten in Gen. Palmer's defelt- Gin. Eng
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

One of the witnesses In the terribly
rcand1'ous Stewart divorce SUIT, no1 O.
rial in Chicago. has poor opinion
Of Chicago. She, in her testimony
speaks CT Chicago as this miserable place
Chicago and this wretehed place. an
gives heg opinion Of the estimate set upol
the female character in that city h. testl-
iYIng that they want here to place eve y
WOMAN upon level no matter how hard
size works, CT how old she IS !; am an HON
sst woa.~u, aud | arr ready 10 face al
Chicago .and the United States; | never
heard such deeds before; ! shall leave
when my n IL settled to receive me.
There Will be some dust shaken off when
chat lady leaves Chicago, where neither
aga nor ehara ,ter IS respected.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

AG old hotel keeper in Washington.
once posted on his dining-r room door the
following notice =" Members Of Congress
will 90 to the table first. and then the
gentlemen Rowdes and blackguards
must not mix with the Congressman, as it
is hard to tell one from the other"
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

Euclid disciple Of Socrates, having of
Tended his brother. the latter cried out in
a rage, "Let me die if | am not reveneod
on YOU some time or other" Euclid re-
piled, "And let ne die if | do not soften
you by my kindness, and make you love
me as we'll as ever"
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

An illiterate character has originated
the following conumdrum: What is the
difference between Az. the Canaanite. and
"a certain learned professor The Canaan
,e WAS Agss was, the professor Ag-as>is.'
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

An Englis Judge, in charging jury in
railway case, said he thought Il a, the
blowing Of tobacco smoke in the face of a
fellow railroad passenger might be eonsij-
cred as az assault
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

Every good. but rather too pointed :" as
the Goldfish said when it swallowed the
bait
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31

IT the beginning woman consisted ct a
Jingle lib. Now she's all ribs from her
bel to the rim of her petticoats--to say
nothing Of the rlb>bons.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-01-31
II. II. Time Tables.
Pittsburgh TT. Wayne 4 Chicago
Railway.

On and after Nov. 18th, ] S66 Trains will leave
Stations daily, SAbbaths excepted as f. llows:-
lrrainleavng Chicago at 1885 P, NJ leaves daily
TRAINS GOING WEST
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

4 CASE IN poiNr.-The Springfield
ReP.ticdn has an article upon the tend n
cy Of the natives oil New England to move
westward. which it accounts for in this
way: that the introduction of unskilled
laborers has had the effect to reduce
wages and create moro marked dis,inc-
tions in society, and so the Yankee rctires
in disgust, and seeks new home in the
West" This is precisely what will occur
in few years in California if the immigra-
ton Of Chinese is permitted to continue.
The introduction of their unskilled and
cheap labor will reduce wages so low that
white workingmen will not be able to make
a living, and will be compelled to emigrate
or starvc. .-.. t
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

THE CONTINENT IN MINIATURE
Steps are being taken to create at the Fed.
eral metropolis great national park, upon
plan which. if examination shall prove it
to bo within reach of reasonable expense
and labor, is worthy o. the attention of
Congress and the people.
1t is proposed to make the park work.
ing model of the United States-to define
ate, if not TO reproduce in miniature, the
topography of the continent-to set Hu.
ron and Ontario in reduced seal, upon a
living map some two miles long. not in
water eolors, but in the element itself-to
lead toy Missouri from the Rocky Noun
tains, of real rock, to its confluence with
The Mississippi, and thence on through a
miniature Of the Mississippi Valley to a
small Gulf of Mexico. The Ohio, the
Hudson, and all other great rivers are to
br represented by mimic streams. The
thir'y.six States Of the Union and the Ter
ritor;es arc to be represented. preserving
their relative position and proportion.
1t is proposed that museums shall b.
erected upon each T, preventative tract. and
that each State and its citizens shall be in
vi:.d TO contribute specimens OF the naiur-
al aud artificial productions Of their re-
sP-ciive s'sies.
some Of ,hs Failures Of the seh-ne are
lea ihl<; o;b-rs may Das bs s.;hsa the
beunas sfr-s-sasAs~ sxP-ssr. hzi j, - L<-
I~vr2 thai the 4~-s<. cs- sr ezrri~d szs
VA sz<srasHs Hr-~s<s~a - se>.2rr r hivA, y
$500 - s-- zaz& -cs~@r-. szA he k.zy~ n
r--s~r-~a@~c As sA~ F-vsr-= 81 Gl1-s< ~
rxrHx . tar wxHxzzmzzz~zE-
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

To- Mr.. Chauncey Burr has challenged
Wendell Phillips to discuss with him the
capacity Of the negro for self government.
I" | have" says Mr.. Burr, "witl great
pains. and with unfaltering devotion TO the
cause of truth, searched over the whole
g'obe for an instance where the emancipa-
tion and cniranchsemcnt of any considera.
bic number of negroes has not resulted in
the ruin of both races"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

CY An aged German fore.t.keeper,
who was on the verge of death, has pub
lished secret cure for h, drophobia, which
he says he has used with success for fifty
years, saving many men and animals from
a horrible death. The wound must be
bathed as soon as possible with warm vim
egar and water, and when this has dried a
few drops Of 'nuriatie acid poured upon
the wound will destroy the poison of the
saliva and relieve the patient from danger.
This cure appears in the Leipsic Journal,
and We give il as it came to US.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

DRINK LESS WITH YoUR MEALS
Many men havo relieved themselves Of
dyspepsia by not drinking anything dur
ing their meals. No animal. except man,
ever drinks in connection with his food.
Man ought not. Try this. dyspeptic. and
you will not wash down mcch anically that
which ought to be mass;cated and ensali-
waited before il is swallowed.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

~ss @-ssm suaaos~ NsTs ~sTua as
- - q - ~~wa Az9 aasn asazua
~u - wa Aa vua@~~uuss
Ess ~ma@e q So &l6-m Gausz~uus ,au ~.
a~r~4z~~ 81 sr-'u -4aSazs~ m aas Aa~z~r
- Ea1@ma4x > o. n7s EaEausuaza = sar
s4s m4s-G "a e~-~~x ~'zs a@a@mzz~e
o. - pwupl~ e 80 H@~s-s ~~2 r M
as~~~@.-asax s-s.ar--T a. uas- z-s-~
49, @za-E@-la-~~. 81 81 s. So - a.
ss-r sa~r-ur2 ss s-s pa4=4zr ~--. a s-s~s
uas Fzs--l sr1zz@zs - fAz Ez=7 Csa-
gruss ta<zzx the AAuszzazz.saz zy.uz EA<
pS@gsr 81 thr Isssrics- sna -lrSasa@x 70 tis<
ds<uly q, vs,srs a -; & vawah@o4 10
sr-ss aron ~ part- q he eoGzltry-
Bat Ike eaormiiy o. the nsess=rC s over-
sbAl0wed by the iuiqaI;Ous Eaansr IL
which il vas y-Issed. 80 TO speak Ae-
oord.ng to the Constitution, the United
States Senate is composed OF - members,
81 being a majority aud As two-,hiEds.
The Lower House is composed according
10 the apportionment of Representatives, as
made by Republican Congrcssj of 2io
members-l2I being a majority and lGl
two-,hirds. Tie District Negro Suffrage
Bill passed the houses of Congress $50
called) was submitted to the President for
his approval, but was promptly vetoed
Then with a satanic mockery Of wise
constitutional provision. the bill was put
upon its passage notwithstanding tho OBJ
jections Of the Executive, when it received
in the so called Senate 20 votes-eigM less
than simple majority Of the Senate con-
tcmplatcd by the Constitution; in the
House (so-called) the bill received 113
votcs-eiyht less than bare majority of
the House as provided for by Republican
Congress in 1861. Yet this larcical pro-
ceeding is called passing Iill over tic
Presidents veto.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

TO CLEAR IRON FROM RusT.-Pound
some glass to fine powder, and having
nailed some strong linen or woolen cloth
upon board, lay upon it strong coat Of
gum. water and sift thereon some of the
powdered glass and let it dry. Repeat
this operation several times and when
the last covering of powdered glass is dry,
you may easily rub off the rust from iron
utensils with the cloth thus prepared.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

To- 1t is stated that there are three cx.
tinct volcanic craters near Red Mountain
City, Montana, which are so deep that the
light is entirely excluded from their depths,
and that when stone is thrown into
them no sound can be heard of their reach
ing the bottom.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

AN AFT RErLy.-.Jamie was sitting ir the
trout gallery wide awake. when many was
slumbering. around him. The clergyman
cndeavorcd to awaken the attention of his
hearers by stating the fact, saying. "You
sec even Jamie Frazer, the idiot, docs not
fall asleep, as many of you are doing"
Jamie. not liking. perhaps, TO be thus dos.
ignated, coolly replied, "An' hadna I
becnar idiot wad ha' been slcppin' too"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

tg When you visit an ignoramus, dress
as showily as possible. A. Ounce values
men not by the contents of their heads
but by the value of the hats which are
placed over them.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

IT, The Omaha Herald learns that a
project is OF foot to negroize Nebraska.
1t says:" Negroes arc to be colonixed here
to put down the Germans, who are OPP
posed to giving them universal suffrage"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-08-17

Collisions weeks ago the eompan-
iCns Of drunken fellow placed him in q
graveyard. and waited 10 ere the ~fces-
Afr short time ih- fsDss ef the li9sor
Irs I'm. .sd he r-osi:ioA b. ~ rsassr
euak@ed- be 81; ufsi<A'. ard Hssz ssskin<
s--usl ex~lasn-l- Wei rx ts~ x-xs
sszz-s IN. 90 s1.~ T-s- rnsszzsl-uk s.lzrrl