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The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-05-09

For restoring hair upon bald heads from whateve
cause it may have fallen out) and forcing a growth q
hair upon the face. 1t has no equal. 1t viii force the
beard to grow Upon The smOOthest face in from five Ia
eight weeks, or hair rpOn bald heads in from two ia
three months. Afev ignorant practitioners hay asserted
that there is nothing that viii force or hasten the growth
of the hair or bcard. Their assertions are false. as thou
sands of living witnesses from their own experience
can bear witness. But many win say. how are we to
distinguish the genuine from the spurious? II certainly
Is difficult. as ninc-tenths of the different pre- paration-
advertised for the hair and beard are entirely worthless,
and You may have already thrown away large amounts
LII their purchase. TO such we would say. try the Rep
arator Capilli ii will cost Won nothing unless ii fully
comes up to our representations. If your druggist does
not keep ii, send US one dollar and We viii forward il
postpaid, together with a receipt for the money. which
Will be returned You on application. providing entire sat
isfaction is not given. Address.
w. l.. LARK & CO, Chemists.
231yl No.3 West Fayette Street, SYRACUSE. y. Y.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1867-05-09
Reparator Capilli.

Throw away your false fri2zes. Your switches, your wi,
Destructive of comfort, and not worth a fig:
Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and fair,
And rejoice in your own luXuriant hair.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

CONSTITUTIONAL IDEAs.-Thad.
Stevens conception Of Constitution
al Government may be measured by
the bill he introduced in the House
of Representatives, a few days since,
which provides for the establish
mcnt Of schools in the District OF
Columbia for the education of the
whites and blacks indiscriminally y ;
which proposes to disfranchise all pa
rents who do not send their chill
dren to said schools. 1t is hard to
realize the fact that such a PROPOSE
ton emanated from the leader of the
popular branch of our National Leg
islature, and not from an inmate OF
a luuatic asylum.-CaU.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

AVERAGE DURATION OF LIFE.-In
the latter part of the sixteenth CEN
tury, one half of all who were born
died under five years of age-eight-
cen years being at that time the av-
erage longevity. In the sevens
teenth century, one.half of the pop
ulation died under twelve years but
in the first sixty years of the eight
eenth century, ,one-half of the popula-
ton lived over twenty-seven years
and in the latter 40 year one-half ex-
cecded S2 years of age. At the be-
ginning of the present century, one
alfexceeded forty years; /; from 1888
to 1916, one-half exceeded forty-three
years and the average longevity at
these successive periods has been in
creased from eighteen years in the
sixteenth century UP to forty-four in
the nineteenth, by tho last reports.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

LOVE OF Cn1LDREN.-Tell me not
of the prim, precisely arranged
homes, where there are no children /;
where. as the good German has it,
the fy-traps always hang straight
against tho wall, tell me not Of the
never disturbed nights aud days; of
the tranquil, unanxious hearts, where
children arc not? I care not for
these things. God sends children for
another purpose than merely to keep
up the race-to enlarge our hearts,
to make us unselfish aud full Of kind
ly sympathies and affections; to give
our o iis higher aims, and to call I'll
our faculties TO extend enterprisessd
cxertiou: to bring around our 6re-
side bright faces and hziry s~ilsA
aud l0vIng. tender hearts
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09
Come Home, Father.

The following gem we copy from an
Eastern exchange. IIu bands and flthcls
who are in the Labit Of spending thri,
evenings in dbauchery are requested to
read it. 1t was repeated in a lecture ia
the young men of Columbus few weeks
ago, and there was hardly dry eye in the
house at its conclusion. The simple lines
will d. more good than all the temperance
lofg,s in Christrndom.l
Father, dear father come home wi me now!
The clock in the steeple strikes one; =,
You said you were coming right home from the
shop,
As som rs your days work was Gone.
Our fire is all out; our house is all dark,
And mother b zen watching since tea,
With poor little Benny, so sick in in her arms,
And no one to help her but me.
Come home come home come home!
Please father, dear father, come home!
Father, dear father, come home with me now!
The clock in the steeple strikes two;
The night has grown coloer, and Benny Is worse
But he has been calling for you.
Indeed he is worse-AIa says he will die,
Perhaps before morning shall dawn!
And this is the message she sent me to bring
Come quickly, or he will he gone!
Come home! como home come home!
Please father, dear father, come home!
Father, dear father, como home with me now,
The clock in the stecplc strikes three;
The house is SO loncly-th hours are SO long
Frpoor weeping mother and me!
Yes, We are alonc-poor Benny is dead!
And gone with the angels oflight;
And these were the very last words that he said
~ want to kiss Papa tonight
Come home. come home come home !
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

THE BRAIN IN SPEEP.-Thc princi.
pal evidence as to tine state of the hu-
man brain in sleep, is derived from
the observation of a woman.in Mont
pelier-a case well-known and often
quoted. She had lost portion of
the skull cap, and the brain and it's
membranes were exposed. When
she was in deep or sound sleep the
brain lay motionless ; when she was
dreaming, it become elevated, and
when her dreams, which she related
on walking, were vivid or interest
ing, the brain was protrudcd through
the cranial aperture. This condition
has also been cxperimentally brought
about aud observed in animals, and
the same result has been seen, name
ly that in sleep the surface of tho
brain aud its membrance became
pale. the veins ceased to the disten-
ded, and only afew small vessels con.
tanning arterial blood were disccrni-
bic. t
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

Ammx ww r. w~e <~swwxm
Tam MwvaaaA1 AAems~sf ~sw~~~kmNw
neu - ~sw~zz~& ~s~m@suw zxnnax ~sAs
@nz &ma&ss~ x@.~w - ~ sGn~m 1hm
as aeua~h~a na~s& mu@H saS4k 49, nsrn~
~&@ak waan@ msrm wmm b. a~msum4 ~.
sw~ a &@~ r~wzu4 So saw r-xeA
~ sa~~w'v rs~4wnww~ sAuaE xAsa~ saz9mnme
-asew& ~ esmrrmS~nrek 49,
T@zsy &d $50 sAsuzse. n.mr q :.
zzr "a gnssA1 sas~~x 49, ID 49,
eaaAr GR4 ~~s sssxs . g negs~ - 10
ss~Ars ukicA xAssw nsrx sr~ huus8
- E~~p<xs- whx h. s-sunzsy q
xsv wss skis. In ~ fz~a Suun -
cs~ssa. referring 90 the sinss &c -
setriesBen: of the Arsersczn CuS.snsex.
be szid thst sr tkss perssd rsxv~<s
wcre gener-lly considered n be-
ing having no rights which xhise
men were bound TO respect" This
palpsble, undoulssed truth, was by
partisians tortured .nto the misrep-
resentation reproduced by the Ap-
peal, and has been kept before the
community for years. As Judge
fancy is dead, it is about time the
lie should end its travels.-CaR.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09
n@ The Indian famine.

BI- The Indian famine, which
has. in this country, attracted but
little more notice than any other
event in foreign lands, has, it is said
destroyed more than 1000, 900 peo'
pie. So great calamity as this,
which. had it occurred in Europe OF
America, would have filled the
world with horror, is but the theme
only of few newspaper paragraphs
nothing more.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

~ A society of smokers was
formed at Berlin, two wears ago. the
members of hich agreed TO preserve
.lI the v-.iuis of their cigars. insicse
of hitiny thea Of and shrvwinx
them .xsy- Tie mosey r.rsSsrc4
b. the szie st she~e bats > asT.lsssa fe
tive mzzimEsanzncx amA e~iza1ss1 ri
ssry.arz. ~aEl4r~z- AID rw~zzy-rsS are
n1x szET-~xzed - e.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

A CURIOUS CLOCK. Many years
ago there was Il clock made by one
Droz, a mechanic of Geneva, which
was renowned for its ingenious con-
struction. The clock was so made
as to be capable of performing the
following movements: There was on
it a negro, a shepherd and Il dog.
When the clock struch the shepherd
played six tunes on his flute, and the
dog approached and fawncd upon
him. The clock was exhibited to the
King of Spain, who was greatly de-
lighted with it. "The gcntIeness of
MY dog" said Droz, is his least MGR
it. Ifyour majesty touch one of the
apples you see in the shepherd 8
basket, you will admire the fidelity
of this animal" The King took an
apple, and the dog flew at his hand
and barkcd so loud that the Kings 8
dog. which was in the same room
during the exhibition, began to bark
also, at which the supcrstitious cour-
tiers, not doubling that it was an af-
fair of wichcraft. hastily left the room.
crossing themselves as they went.
Having desired the Minister Of Ma
rise. who va the ONLY one Who
dared 10 STAY behind. t. ask the ne
gro xhs; o dock Z, wa~. the Minister
asked bet rer~svsd 10 rrT&y. I'rsz
sh~~ Observed fi=s sir~ ne-rs, bad pass
~ sr=as~.l the >Yz~as-A {. aF-sa ~h'eA
"a ussua~-er rez-~sr-t ri.~ ss~-sss~
- Frrs.~A- znI rAse blsr-k rzur.sup~Azasr-
y suu~~ersd asz4 A. th.s- r~4 yrs-@
- "a - x rsne szsa,ssz-- 49,
han-sak @san. 2msa als rs.-resaar-s ss-~rnn-
E@sr,g aH-~kz~1z< r na@g g. ~se w.a-x
- ssss-~~-usre-sas h-~an~ L p r..s
s-~ 49, IN r.r rs.sa.rsztEsge as rsas~
r~e& Esss-x raau..as-af es--sass -regaz-a m
~ a1rrs-zzs~azl asaasussrz Taaa asss
aasasn~aes-z ", So st ts @s71uz@ns II
H@ s
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

~ say wha; yor will Of old
nl-ids. their love Is generally more
-'rs,ng and sin,ere than that of the
xoan< suiik-znd water creatures
wAa--< hearts vshrzs< krsre~n the
5s.y. cs w~sisack znd fhe Gr~~spsfs~n-
es sle hzfs-rz~c~zL UmxN rkr h~zrr -
~s~m=~ - rzF~asls s< -<--zln< sr-saly
zm4 exe~s-swwhw 90 ~n~ u.hv~wx- h~r
A.sae - Eke Mzr ~a~msx- wh@rA
me4&ss rzn4 aasaurs humc 4 - ns ezserxzns-
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

- Tee Prsnee and Pnsenn q
" .A<- kz-@is r.xmsni sssa~< ~s1srni
trees. sna rh~ -sex<zsa<rs s~.s aDw
e~r thrm - smsen@ 90 - - -
uaa%u~~xnaw< s'rs<~--ss<w~As <zhnnx-
tu< stues~ hsxslzy-
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

EH- a man who has been living in
the Indian country for about twenty
years, and who has Just returned
home. SAYS the mos, notable feature
in the march of civilization during
that period as the advance ct the
bz-sle then weru ty the laiic> io the
hsrk of ts--ir bessi-. and NJ sslsl~.
thai - DAT thsnk the prss<sess 9th
e-ws@s hzs h.nen very great
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09
eLTx1A E1>EEScTes TEEET@I sETTEbI RgxIsS mAHE <z

Heas TmS-.m 3ma xs~a &naEa -
.znrw = mns As~~osa~u auas ~saax -suu-ss
's~uaassa~a . .s~-ws~e IN waaee x.ze ka-
~ aaz=suxs asa-zr--Ms
ia al So smaaaas~~ Na@ uzs.ssslsssss
a z@a~~ s~ua n1a~wwaes-szes sm&
sr-~u- =z~-~mrx- e - a.~asF ram
ra-.r uisss sa@g-v So zaa-z Ekwnx - a
sFalraas@ Hz4s@~T ~s 4sa1zx. Th9
azzus N wna~w Azzss~ e eAx@rzx
O. hzsS &41@AA sA~@xAxA~~~sr. sx
r~s1~~s- Sc w9~ScAzmas srw aswzKs
haa->r Fzz--e- x - Ia f-sNser. s.sa
kr- s-rln< tAzs I- 4~e- ussr iask gzsts
r1<hs. t.af uss- sia1nkin< li w~rrh whlie
- ~cIufiurze II ,a-a es,--eiy. Ia-..s 4 -
The gr.~-er. and he gi4sslssg a. 4. aisl
noi iiking the iss.ks of u exactly. bat
hot wishing io b over particular. and
saving. Il to"k II and l must gct
III OF 1t. passes i; TO the market
man: aud he. saying. lit might -
well be kept travelling. passes it a.
he is journeving, To the conductor I;
aud he. knowing that it is not good.
but di>liking To say anything to the
man says to himself, II will keep it
ard give it to somebody clse," and
passes it to the sewing woman. She
is poor, and person that is poor is
always watched, and when she offers
it, it is discovered to be spurious, and
refused, and she looks at it aud says,
cit is nearly my whole days wages,
but it is counterfeit, and Of course 1
must not pass it," and she burns it
up, and so she is only honorable one
among them all. Bad bills, spuri-
GUS currency, almost always settle
on the poor ut last.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

PRAcTIcAL HINTs.-A coating of
three parts lard and one part rosin
applied to farm tools of iron or steel
will eventually prevent rust.
Common nails heated red d.hot and
dropped into cCld water will clinch
and answer the purpose of wrought
nails.
Rusty nails may be drawn from
wood without difficulty, by first Civ
ing them blow hard enough tn
start them little.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

PANAMA HATs.-Guayquil is the
great depot for Panama hats, eight
hundred thousand dollars worth be-
ing sold annually. The grass of
which they made is found chiefly in
the neighboring province of San
Cristoval. They can be braided only
in the night or early in the morning.
as the heat in the daytime renders
the grass brittle. 1t takes a native
about three months to braid one OF
the finest quality, and some hats
which look like fine linen arc valued
at fifty dollars apiece even there.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

Tar EEwMxnm am S@Exw@-B&-
zzx a. &zznnn. 1a~ nz~~z1w Is 60
s9Amw Am4sxw kw Amuuxzw<xp~~x. =
Ewnuw ~ As=m&nm ~ s=xn~uzzz Fr=m~<-3-
81 ~ 49, - ~-sweMRa -~euxx
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

EM~ 4 N~~ s-ssun& = E.--zs-x ~
fnN hr~~a~-sz~N rT~~w s9rv-~sf~ ~
@u-~~ga&. auu& rwHe -srrz~us hxwr tunst'
. sszzz.rv So r. n @z-rv - -~s~zs~s -
sss< Tannu tn ~ms~~ wawn Aswww~ns-
nu-wf ras~~ e N sAr na3r&r< l. /.
x9S asaszs sszw
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

nS- ! - -@~& sAHr 80 a~x-~us ~
N 49, s~eeaa.4@AsssS s<zamg~ hzzN& q
ssassrs aazs ~nnmN- n@& . ~ux 2As~n<
sn anaaaaax mneaA . rWrM szmnr
zsmsx waxw So aAen=~sBzus~ as-w~ -
sass muwz~~ ,mur ~ .u~sa~w ~, zass~& z
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

- A s~nmes4 w~~azz ~ a~~srsna~
iasx NJ ae.@~un - SsN Suas.zsm &.3~s
@wue mamk mw m@m a~n s~zwe @m
ae~.~4ueN @A@Ne4 ~ Nsw 80 @mmz
ue.a~s,n.ss $40 Ess .zusuwmzl @s 80 uz~sw'
- am aaaAasun uuaukn
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

- sam G~ auEzaa m& Du1~
S.aa~us n u sam pzp~r~ auu~x .nuu
~ma 3xas Ns b $500 ax kes O. -
mmn ~ sas anaNnsmwv wsfA &m N1Iw
m2sAn 80 xeN
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

Aas.-a a-Ia-.an rs -esr -aaa~ as
49,. 80 Ala---l-- f-l- -4aa-rs, ~ u--eares. nr
ss< rs1-
rFL.-L zz---s ~- -s----- -e - a---
A.. 80 a - saraa-a-a ae- la~-rrlaz-
II A8s--ras-a-u-. .-a- f-ra e.--aaH- 49,
tran-i-.- asrar-s vs.. h- z--1saFaai-e ss 80 rasl
rNsic-. o. sirra.. aarr.ar-s =aG drztAs IN
serT-A free q eaargr.
VPAn e9mnuni-atiIns. -h~;Arr On basfa-ss
or rbr plblieatiga. must bc Addressed 10 the edl-
tor sf the WAsHINGTaN SIANBAEp.
TP Blanks, bill-hesi>. cards. bills Of fare, p1s-
,.-s, n,-rlmnes circnlars catalogues. pamphlets.
ETC., executed At reasonable rates.
OFFICE-C ,rncr of Second and Wash. ston
streets, near the steamboat landing.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

TRANsroRMATIoN OF MORTON INTO
HEAT.-Numcrous instances of this
transformation occur daily; that it
certainly takes places, even in
the case of fluids, has been demon
stratcd in the most satisfactory man.
ner by Nj. Bennic. lie boiled an
egg by merely placing it in a vessel
which contained about ten pounds of
water, and which was made to re-
volvc 232 times in minute. 1t is
clear that in this case motion was
the Only possible source ofhcat; and
the result was the more striking, as
the friction of fluids is so very much
less than that of solids.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

Bss@ Not having fitted up a hail,
tho Good Templer's Lodge of the
village of Grecnville meets in the hall
Of the "Pratt Exchange" adjoinin 6
which there are several slcerin z
apartments. At a meeting of this
lodge, one Of the young lady officers
had no table. A polite young gen.
tlemau STEPPED to one of the rooms,
and soon returned with a wash
stand, from which he had removed
the bowl, and pitcher. Accepting
the thanks Of the lady, he gracefully
bowed and resumed his seat (be-
tween couple ofblooming damsels,)
when, to his horror, he discovered
upon the lower shelf of the wash
stand a domestic convenience in the
crockery line, which he had neg
lectcd to remove. Blushing, he
shot from the hall without even cad
ois." The lady survives.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

PooL.-Ourold friend. few nights
since came home very late from u
siege at pool. His wife was asleep.
When she awokc in the morning,
she found upon the floor marble,
which had dropped out of her hus-
bands pocket when he came to bed,
upon which was the figure IT,"
What is this ?" she said to her
lord.
lie opened his eyes, looked,
bluslcd, was confused and stam-
mored, Why-why-that's mar
bic, amt it?"
Yes" said she, but what are you
doing with marble in your pocket p
"ln my pocket? Woll-ah ! the
fact is, I've had that marble in my
pocket for the last forty ycars-cvcr
since l used to play for keeps with
Bill -"
Indeed?" incrcdulouslv asked
his wife, "but what are these fig
urcs on here for? What does II
mean !"
"17 mean !" said he, hesitatingly.
"Oh, II, why that was the number
of marbles Bill owed me when we
quit playing; he marked it on there
SO | wouldn't forget it."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

AN ARCH or IEoy AND Coal. -
When Queen Victoria paid her re-
cent visit to Wolverhamton, Eng
land, to dedicate the statue to Prince
Albert, her cortcgc passed under six
triumphal arches on their way
through the principle street. The
chief of these arches was one of Iron
and coal, to which the Earl of Dudley
contributed twenty-five tons from
a famous colicry, some of it be-
ing hown into blocks of two tons
each. There was also an arch COM
posed of hardware and Japanncd
goods, among which coal scuttles
were quite conspicuous.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

COOKING TROUT IN CAMp.-Stick
your knife in the back, and slash his
gils the first thing. always bleed
your fish us soon as you land him, it
makes his flesh hardy When you
are ready for supper make small
incision ut the throat and draw the
cn.rals. Then fill him up with n
wedge of fat pork or bacon. Wrap
him in several thickncsses of paper,
well wet, (oak leaves will do,) and
lay him in the hot ashes, covering
we'll with ashes and Goals. Leave
him in from twenty minutes to halt
an hour, when you may uncarth him.
and cat with whatever condiments
you may like. The first thing you'i II
do ncxt morning will be to go fish
ing.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1867-03-09

f>smmxg~u& N4ew am Emmxx
P'uassasaaw &m. ~ q sasuwmr ~~wm~s as
&~~aumA sr-uaauA ef nm34unw sNasz.
h ~ze@ Taw aarux masz.wsu IS ,usua.
imsS snz&sw wa@aAs b. m xanu~~ auuuv~u~
1.a@ss @auw y-~mmss aia .zMz4l rms.ss 'rss~
~ &.u.az. s~a aE&zu~ 81 -. AmM
r@p ~ M@r1asmE. E.s~s~asux sausks~
zss~s as xmFS ~ sas.. $50 zus-a xr@ssuass
t-~-~ ~~~ry &g 4 n exszxRu~&g
&&czzs m 6ns4z rs~ss& ezs;rz. mzs.s rrssssss
4 ~ews4 ~ Il Eaerua.az.zs essn sgusrsuG ~
nz&kr = - hA1 - T-a-.assss- M~@-
~1~nr Blas gsEx a tx- s~crssx &C sAn
r-@aSc. s9rA - w1sGrs&g the eszEee
~issie rssssln<. ska; z nzsy nos bs.se
UesSbf.as { 4IIlImtshe- . ~ ssx1sen
per cent dEr1ng tisis of'~rzfis.n- Jse-
fai hIuls IN regard to selecting a=i
roasting we're sIvcn. Coffee must
never boil: by - doing il does gain
in strength. but loses the delicate ar
oma. The Professor used four table
spoonsfull of Java anl ore of Mocha
to quart of water. The water was
boiled aud the coffee was moistened
with the boiling water; at the sec
ond boiling of the water it was again
poured upon the coffee; it was al
lowed to settle a few minutes, and it
was done. The result was a liqn id
as clear as spring water. Rye coffee
must seldom be employed. When
coffee cannot be obtained very good
substitute can be found in wheat !;
pound, roast, and prepare like coffee.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1867-03-16
The Six Degrees Of prunkcnness-A
Menrgerte OF Topsrs.

The following homiy we give ss We found il
leaving every sober fe!!ow-ci'izens TO warrant
for the truth therein contained:
The mos, foolish predicament a man can
get into is to &C. drunk. In drunkenness
every nan sh,~s his stronges: and most
ardent passion. There are six Kinds of
drunksrd-, and if you will 60 into q city
drinking place where there are a dozen men
under the influence Of liquor you will be sure
to find these six different characters, repre-
sen,ing dfere nt animals.
The first is ape drunk. He leaps, and
sings, and yeil., and dances, making all
SORTS Of grimsces and cutting up all sorts Of
monkey shines" to excite the laughter OF
his fellows! Terrible silly is the drunken
clown.
The second is tiger drunk. Hs breaks
the bot les, breaks the chairs, breaks the
heads of fellow carovsers, and is full Of
blood and thunder. His eyes are 6.el with
vengeance, and his soul raves with murder
Gus fury. OF this sort are those who abAse
their families
The third is hog drunk. Hs rolls in the
ii': on the aoor slotbers and grunts, and
going into the streets makes his bed in the
first ditch or filthy corner he may happen
into. He is heavy, lumpish and sleepy, aud
e,es in a grunt'ug way for little more to
drink
The fourth is puppy drunk. He viii weep
for Kindness aud whine his love aud bug
you in his arms, aud kiss you with his slob-
berry lips and procl.im how much he loves
you. You are the best man he ever saw and
he vii! lay down his money or his life for
you.
The 9Th is owl drunk. He is wise ia his
own conceit No man must differ With him
for his word is law. He is true in politics,
and oil matter must be taken ~ authority.
His arm is tho strongest, his voice the sweet.
est, his horse the Il, e.est, his turnips the
largest his town the finest, Of all in the room
or land
The sixth and last animal 10 the menager.
10 is the fox drunk man. He is crafty,
ready TO trade horses and cheat if he can
Keen to strike a bargain, leering around with
low cunning peepins throus cracks, listen.
ing under caves, watching for some sus'
picious thing, ely as fox, sneaking as .
wolf. lie is the meanes, drunkard Of them oil.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1867-03-16

, - Thar BRlcx MAculKE.-Mra RsrW
McElhaney has disposed Of one half interest
10 his inv~n,ion, to J. N. Lewis, ESQ, aud
these gentlemen hsvs ,aken hold OF the mat
ter in earnest. They have forwarded Z
model 70 W Washington and applied for pat
e"t, which It seems to us they must obtain
without trouble. In boxing sver the model
ons % struck With the simplicity and practi-
csbility OF the invention, and wonder Why il
is mat men have msds brick SO long without
having concsived this principle before. -
l.s perirc. simplicity is It's principal, f-ature,
next to the rapidly with which il performs
its ~cfk." Practical working men and
mr. eh.nicS Who have seen the model. express
but one opinion of tit Il : snccess. -
s'Mc..' intends to have machine made dur
ing the winter, and ready for operations ~
Soon - the frost is ous of the ground In tho
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