The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-05-30


Couples in New York are divorced in
about ten minutes.
Greeley would have another bran fe.
yer if lie had any brains left.
1t has transpired that the mostfash-
ionable color Of garters is red.
Booths new theatre in 23d street.,
New York, will cost 100000. u,
A brute was imprisoned in Jcrse' for
beating his mother, aged 81.
Only twelve bodies were dragged out
of the river at Chicago last week.
The Radicals of Ohio propose TO urn
out their Governor Cox TO grass.
The last Radical victory was under
the shadow of the Indiana Penitnti-
ary. i-l '.It.fa --- -
In New York city policemen anuse
themselves by clubbing inoffensive citi-
Zens. -.rs. I
The Impeachment committee plonise
to tell us precisely what the President
drinks.
The western wool clip requires elor-
nous shears. Holders for rise vii be
fleeced.
Winnemore, the last Philadelphia ton-
victed murderer, is dcluged with lou
quets and food.
A black servant in Philadelphia OBJ
bed her employer of s4057 and invested
them in 7-30s.
A lad dropped dead in London while
fighting with companion. Dreadful
warning to little boys.
Patti has received S512, 900 for singing
$50 times in Paris. Her voice is indeed
a erich" one.
A Buffalo man whipped his wife near
ly to death because she ate an orange
that another man gave her. FSA l.
The diamond snuff box given by
Louis XVI. to Colonel John Laurens
is for sale in New York for ten thousand
dollars.
In Cincinnati, highly respectable
lady, with Roman cast circumference,
was found dead drunk in the street.
4 merchant-miller of Gallipolis,
Ohio, holds life and accident insurance
policies to the amount of three hundred
thousand dollars.
Fulton's livery stable and other out
buildings in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, were
burned on Sunday. Loss fifteen thou
sand dollars.
John Bull complains that the inland
navig cation of the Celestial Empire is
rapidly passing into the hands d the
Yankees.
One halfofthe pianos sold in Europe
at the present time are constructed
on the same plan as those sold fifty
years ago.
The leader of fashion in London is q
tall, handsome looking widow who
never appears second time in the same
dress.
The man in Fitchburg over whose
stomach the wheels of wagon having
a load of5l4O pounds passed, is still liv-
ing.
A Frenchman and an Englishman are
under arrest in London, for Httering
forged notes to the amount of halfa mil
lion of dollars.
Americans on the South of Rio, Brazil,
have erected sawmills and are now sup
plying that market with excellent lum-
ber.
A leading man of nerve demands for
British America a standing army of
1886 900 men at an expense of sl6,5O0,-
900 per aDnum.
Some of the New York detectives are
accused of receiving ten per cent. Of the
proceeds from bank and bond robberies
in that city. q
The President leaves Washington for
North Carolina on Saturday. He will
not be accompanied by any member of
the Cabinet.
A newspaper is published at Jeddo
three times month, TO let the Japs
know what is going on in, the world
outside their own country. AS'-
A man who eloped from Pitts6eld
with his step-mother, settled with his
father for $50 and a silver watch. and
retains the lady.
Chicago complains that it has ne good
beef TO eat--nothing but widowed,
emaciated COW; superannnated old Enill;
aged and invalid stag
The long contemplated chess match
between the New York and Michigan
clubs, by telegraph, will be commenced
in about a fortnight.
The Governor: Of San. Luis, Mexico,
has ordered that fine be imposed upon
all fathers of family who do not send
their children to school.
According to the Commissioner of In
ternal Revenue less than half million
ont of the whole population of the
Unified States, have incomes Of more
than $500 year. = 4 -ie
The Philadelphia Press says there was
something ~radieally" wrong in Mobile
that riot could take place. 1t was
Kelley; he is about rs radical and wrong
as man can be.
A lady in Holyoke obtained divorce
from one husband the other morning,
married another in the afternoon of the
same day and in the evening presented
her husband with an heir