Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1867-06-29

Les +! Ii IL were IN the nurses arm
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,, Several of the New Orleans papers ar
having "dog war" on the subject {
hydrophobia, which may account for til
vast amount Of doggereI in their columns
especially in the Sunday issues.
D 0BBS ON Royalty.
What animal has more lives than a cat7
An Austrian Due, you may be sire OF that
We know how often he was hanged or shot.
And yet that Duo has never gone to pot.
Soma think that every leather in his wing.
Il preofdained, a Lord Amounted thing
And that the sphynx head OF the Tuiileries.
Can set and hatch a nest OF Dues like these.
I he chickens OF the British lines a thing.
Where Gods divinity hedges in the King.
Where they roost, there the amounting caches
Is saFicttfy Their p~eticoats or bfeeeEas.
The mark OF toll is but a brand Of shame,
NobIitlt the parasite can claim,
The lazy thief tina, never was OF use,
May may make q Duc-the better man q goose
Congress will certainly hold a session
next month. We may expect a large
quantity of 4th of July spread-eagle or
atory.
A bad negro was roasted to death in
Shawneetown in Kansas.
Twas either a great waste of fire or q
great waste of niger.
The New Jersey claimant of Mrs. Akers'
tavortte poem has been rocked to Sleep
1t was very rude of him to steal from
her. lie should be an acher all his life.
A very modest young lady who was a
passenger on board a packet chip, it is
said, sprung out Of her berth and Jumped
over board, during a storm, or bearing
the captain order the mate to : haul down
the Sheets
The same young lady was shocked Just
previously at hearing that there would
soon BE a Hsquall.n She wondered hose
baby it could be
As We have all sorts of boards. levee
boards, military boards and civil boards.
the dear people can consider themselves
well bored.
Now Is the time to 60 into the country
no need of going far and enjoy the
juicy greenness of June.-Erchange.
We wish we had the writer of the
above up here, we think we could enjoy
the juicy greenness of a good many Junes
at once.
The Chicago Times suggests tn at the
best way to get rid of the foul water of
the Chicago river is to engage Horace
Greedy to bail it out.
Let Chicago turn some of her official
suckers into it and they'll soon leave it
dry--dirt a be no objection to them.
Sheep and girls are domestic animals.
Neither will do well out of slightly.
Y. Tribune.
There is one old ram branded III G.
who is trying his best moi to get out of
sight. We set him down as one Of the
animals, but not on the girls
side.
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~Tennysoh is at a farfn honse il Tur.
key, to shirk Jenkins.
ungrateful on part Of the rhymer | 1t
IS the Jenkinses who make more than
bali the Tennysons Of the wgyld.
Ine aldermen Of Baltimore have been
visiting the aldermen of Boston.
The welfare Of those cities demand an
immediate change of municipal officers
Boston shippers are said to be taking
negroes for sale to the Cuban
markets.
shouldn't wonder | they can get them
on a Radical bill of sale.
The guides 10 Pompeii do not show all
[ne curlosities TO lady visitors.
The guides Of Pompey here make up
or that BY showing every body more Of
Fonpey's curiosities than any body With
! soul want. tosseesE IiTHT