The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1867-03-22

Contributions how in slowly bnt shoorly
fast enuif indeed TO give each NV the Board
q new SCOT NV close, and we. speshelly who
hev tho fret handlin NV the money, sevral
other comforts. But that corner stun troub-
les us. Sum hundreds NV people saw
a bottle NV likker and greenback dspos'
tied under it, and roglsrly every mite its
been overturned by persons in search nv
them relics. At great expense we built
onto it section nv wall. but maxim no &C.
c Iunt Of our expendilo1r, they overturned
it we then histed = sign-board bearin this
legend. Tho whisky is gone aud the
greeuback ais" signed by the Board, and
One.half NV the citizens NV that lokality
don't read and tother didn't hev the ressary
con6deno in the huthfulness NV the Beard
to prevent EN- from going for the artikles,
tho the very knowledge NV us which
brought about this state NV unbelief, shood
one wood suppose, hev taught EN- that the
likker coodnt possibly be ther after 80 long
peried he'd ensood. SO ez a last resort We
stuck two posts in the ground aud drawd
an iron chain over it. That got EN-. Force
is about the only thing NV any account in
this country.
The Board met last nito at the Post Offs.
wich ontil we git the lnstitoot built, will
be the headquarters NV the Trustees, to con,
slider the propriety NV publishin series
NV school books laptid espe, ia'ly to the
Southern intelleck and calculated partkel-
ery to keep alive in the minds of the bud
din yooths NV the late confedracy, ~!oh is
unfortni,ly deceest; lively opinion NV
themselves and a correspondent hatred nv
4 Moo England aud the North generally. We
hev he'd serious doubts whether proper
ideas Good he iustilled into yooth from a
book written by Boston man, printed in
Cincinnati, onto paper made in Moo York
submitted to the Board example for a
new Arithmatio, to wit
A Yankee sent a substitoot into the Federal
army at cost Nv 81 900, passin of onto him two
counterfeit ten dollar notes. To make up the ex-
pcnditoor he to wunst swindles Innocent Ken
tuckiau out nv 500 in patent rite, a Albanian
out NV 5000 in Western land trade, and the
balance he makes up by sellin wooden nutmegs,
wich he turus out Nv bass-woOd at profit NV
ceuts per one. The CRATE moral question is, how
many nutmegs must this ingenious but unprnci-
pied cusi manufaktur and how long does 1t take
him with the improved machinery they hev IN
doit?
The Southern soliers at the battle Nv the first
Bull Run captured Is Federals, one NV whom he'd
upon his person sl2 in greenbax and tothcrs IS
each How many NV Johnsnn's postmasters Good
be bought with the proceeds NV the capcherf
| Dcekin Pogram approved Nv these ex
wuznt enuff in elm to fire the Southern heart.
The Southern hear, wuz perpetooal fu-
neral pile wich needed contiuyooal irin.
Onless fired it wuz gloomy mass nv very
onsightly black einders. He proposed that
tho forthcolnn book shood he coal oil on
the slnmberin embers NV the yosthful
Southern heart lie he'd example:
The battle dv Chicamauga wuz fought certain
number NV miles from Chattanooga. One regi-
ment NV Conredrtt s'lj0rS dsuV division nv Fed-
raj mercenaries into the town. Allowin that each
Fedral, ez well ez Conledrit, he'd two legs how
many more steps did the Fedrals take to git EN-
into Chattanooga, where they wuZ comparatively
safe from Coufedrit rage and valor and sich, than
il did the Confedrits to drive EN- ther? .
Blecom remarkt that he he'd one wch he
felt it his dooty to perpose
A strikly conscienshus grosery keeper starts in
biznis worth four hundred dollars in clean cash.
He paws for his whskey two dollars per gallon in
louisville, and hez for regar customer Post
master, wich drinks forty or sixty times per day,
and aluz tells him to "jist chalk it down." Re-
uuired the length NV time necessary to bust under
them aftictin circumstances.
Bascom remarkt that long before the book
appears in print, he wood bo able to furnish
the anser to that little problem. Considcrin
the example dig direct al me, wuz NV a
noshen to retort, but ther wuz sch n look
NV itierd innosense onto BAscom's counte-
nance that reely coodent Suthin niust be
done for Bascom---I hev lived onter him too
long. The next contrlbushen reserve from
trends North, shel be devoted to liqIidatin
in part, the debt owe him. | Good bust
him, by not givin him at least cost for his
likker, but wat follows There's the rub
Wood he who come after give me credit I
Better bear the ills we hev than fly to them
| l. s,~ko
Joe Bigler. the drunken Confederit sol jer,
happened in. and heard the last two exam
pies, and remarkt that he Good furnish us
any number Nv examples at site. We never
stop Joseph in anything he perposes to do,
for he hez bit Nv carryin navy revol'
yer slung to him, and he shoots. Joseph
wuz therefore, permitted TO perceed.
ETA Southern man paats for his rites, aud fites
four years for en- gittin licked like the devil, how
long after is 1t advisable for him To continyoo Ia
pant, pervided he didn't know at the beginnin wal
his rites wuz3
yenchereI to remark that solushen NV
that problem wuz impossible ther bein nc
pint to work departure from. to wich Jo
seph remaikt that perhaps it wnz ialty IN
that partikeler, but he he'd others:
Efoue Southern sojer kin whip FIVE Northet
soIiers, why in bloody thunder, they heyin he'd q
South gain her independence
Ef fun four years, and losin every deg nee
cents worth Nv property man he'd wuz PROM able
biznis, how many struggles for Independence wood
a man uV mOdrit means be Justified in going thru
with
Eftwo gallons aud half Nv Kentucky whisky
kin be got from bushel NV corn, how many Dim
ocratic voters, takin young men eE they run, kin
be manufactured from the produck NV aker Nv
good land in modrit yeer for corn
A high toned shiyelrous Virginian, twenty yeer'
ago, he'd female slave wich wuZ eZ black eE a
crow, and worth only $500. Her porgeny wuz
only half ez black ez a crow, ard her female
Grand children wuz sufTi silently bleached to sell Ia
Moo Orleans for S2,5o0 per female offspring. lie
a ired, LIST, The length Nv time nessary 70 pay oi
the Nashncl debt by this means I'd, The mum
Der NV yeers nessary TO bleach the cuss ny eolo
out nv the nggers Nv the Upite States
Ef four old gray-headed jackasses, vich ongh
10 know better, see III 70 keep one sucker mice
with whisky, how many suckers Good four iron
gray mules Keep filled he'd they bein only hal
jaokass ~
III A. Johuson he'd idea Nv cerryln cerlip npug
Der Nv deestriks, by Spoekn in EN- with seward
} all NV wich give in creased majorities agin MN
Required the number Nv miles Nv travel, and 90
, number NV rspetitions the speech, 70 enable
him TO carry out bis policy I
! Ef two nips at Washnton Wuz sunlshent =
peIdooss the speech at the inaugerashen on the ~
, Nv March, 1865, how many must heV bin snul
into A. J. To perdoOse the 22d Nv Feb'oosry ehoI
and how many must be heg taken between 7" ash
inton and St. LouisT ro a.a
. "These examples" sed Joseph. /" con
slider nessary for this book, and ef it ia pub
lishsd without EN- she taxa il ez persne
l affront. for wich shel hold the Board per
! sonaly responsible. The Southern yOotl
I ,oust Ia nronerlv Instructed my Orphan