White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1867-10-03
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!. e A Swiss farmer has been d;sf,.n.h,..a
for watering his milk. Why not Try I. in ,bi.
eountryf
A hopeful German farmer in Louisiana s.ys
that the cotton worm "has done not half 10
mooch eat 'em up - We tiak So"
p The Chicago Times says with wicked
wit: "in Europe the tailors srs on . strike.
So Is one Of them in this country"
D The Democratic vistosy"in California
isn't 20 much victory a. it was. The Republi-
cans as'e . ".isrisy Of tsss in the Senate.
0 The man in the White House telegraph
ed his congratulations over "our victory N Cal
ifornis" 10 Vallandighaii and Pendelson in
Ohio.
q Judge Black telegraphed from Washing.
ton to friend iu Philalelphia on Thursday:
"Ship arrived. Crew we'll. Cargo saved"
What does it mean
U Horace Greeley says that when be wss
boy he used to "devour" every Newspaper hs
could End. Siuce bailing JET Davis he has
had no trouble in finding great nsny sh.s
have sfdsost devoured him.
p The Green Bay Advocate says that. in
1856 or 81. John Morrissey came 70 that PIN.
from Buffalo. ragged and dead broke. and o6A
tained employment in driving an OK team st .
humber camp.
u A fend named Stoekman, residioe In
Brant, Ohio, got mad at his horse because The
poor animal could not 60 - fast a. he wished,
and cut him to death with . butcher knife.
There should be very hot corner fer such
savages.
| rr Robert Christie. q veteran Of Copenha-
gen, Trafalgar and Algiers. died recently in
England at the age of ninety-eight. Though
exposed in more than forty battles and skir-
rnishes, he never received . scratch.
u The Boston Transcript ssks "If Fits
John Porters's case is re-opened, will not the
heirs of Benedict Arnold ask to have his case
reconsidered, in order that the testimony Of
British officers may be takenr'
T Gov. Geary. of Pennsylvania, it is said.
has written . letter saying that president
johnson must not be impeached be 10 o nee.
essary to our Radical success ss PharosA wss
10 the delivery Of the 1rseiitea"
p The Salt Lake vedette tells Us tltss n
the Elysium Of Mormondom young maidens Il
IA and Is summers are given to lustful, de-
crepit monsters Of from 40 to 30 years Of age,
who have already one foot in the grave. This
is called modern civilization in Zion.
u A tourist says that those who 20 up
Mount Washington fall into pretty much such
Jericho and that the landlords there ask hsw
much money you have and where, you esms
from. and then give you . return ticket and
take your cash.
u The New York Commercial Advertiser
says: "We trust it is not trne that the surviv;
ing relatives of Wilkes Booth have requested
leave Of the government TO place the remains
of that wretch near the grave Of his father. the
eminent tragedian. pseudoreeard for .
brother does not justify an outrage to the mem
ory of 4 father"
p 1t is said that there are in Iowa nearly
two hundred lodges Of secret, oath bound or
der, whose nominal object is the "Eiberty and
brotherhood" but whose real and primary de-
sign is the abrogation of all laws interfering
with the traffic in intoxicating drinks.
! u President Lincoln said the severest thing
about Fiz John Porter that he ever uttered
against any public officer. When the sentence
of the court martial was placed before him for
his approval, he signed it with aIacrity. and 70.
marked: ~ ,cish tie court ms,tia! had ordered
him to BE shot %
u Most Of the prominent rebels have made
application for pardon. Wise, Wigfall, and
Davis are the notable exceptions. though that
Of the latter has been requested by the Legis-
lasures Of Georgia and Mississippi. and BY
large number Of private petitions. Some Eve
hundred applications have not been acted upon
u A BRAvE DrrD.-According 10 the Piatts.
mouth Herald. ]. A. Weston, Esq. Of Nebsss.
ka City, at the recent fight near Fort Phil.
Kearney, mounted his horse when the attack
was made and ran the gauntlet of 5000 Indians
10 the fort, distance Of four miles. and gave
information to General Smith In time for him
| to send reinforcements.
u When General Sheridan rode from Win.
chester to the front on the day Of his memora-
BILE victory, he found his line formed. It had
suffered defeat. Timid counsels argued that IL
should fall back in good order. and intreuch.
Its great captain advanced the whole line, and
won the most brilliant victory Of the whole war.
This 10 the New York Tribune's advice 10 the
Republican party. Advance the whole line.
p Ex-Admiral Ssmmes has been going
backward % long that bis ideas Of things gen.
orally are getting rather mixed. he says in .
late number Of his paper: 1--WE rssa.d the
Presidents Impeachment - highly probable,
unlsas the fall elections pot bride 90 ae sa.
ssiy rs@p." But perhaps IL IL too much after
all 10 expect seafsring man 70 know much
about the uss Of . Bride.
u Bayard Taylor says that men Of an par
ties in Europe speak Of Andy johnson in terms
Of eontempt-ths governing clessss. because
he has disgraced the highsst oalcs Of the Re.
public, and the masses because hs has done %
much to hinder the progress Of freedom. This
opinion Of disintsreeted persons entirely coin.
cides With the general opinion Of Andy In this
country.
p Horace Greeley proposes shat an appro-
pirate building Be erected ct New York Tor tie
perpetual exhibition and encoursgsment Of
American manufactures, and be o1en 70 ds.ots