The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1867-05-11
" 1t won't do sed the President.

"Think wv retortid the Secretary Will
quickness nv intellek remarkable, - Thin
,w gittin rid III The Blairs forererr'
''Will the Ablishn SENT ratiiy the trea
typ askt johnson eagerly.
81 converst with many on the subick
and they sed if we Good promise that thu
Blairs wood accept posshuns ther they wooc
do it cheerfully. For SIGH purpose. SEQ
one nv them to me, $1,000, 900 is n mere
bagatelle.'
"fll do. it, sed Johnson. Il agree
with the Senators for once. Rather than
hev it fail. I'd pay it out NV Mrs. Cobhs
| share in our iint spekeashuns. Freedom
| from the Blair family! Good hovings kin
one man be so blcst? Is ther sch in store
for me? 100000! Pish!
My opinyun bein askt give it. Ez heity
ez the vencher is from commercial stan.
pint, in politikle pint nv view, the advant-
ages will be still heliier. The Rooshun ter.
ritory will finally be the, chosen home NV the
Dimocrisy. Their is already popula>hen
there adapted to us. who kin be manipulated
without trouble, and climate is favorable to
Il strictly Democratic populashen. The
trouble with MS here is that the amount of
likker necessary to the manufakter nv a
Democrat kills him alore he hez Il opportu
nifty nv votin many times, wich keeps us in
perpetooal minority. Cur strength is, for
climatic reason. our week.-Mrs.. Far different
is it in Roosha. Their the happy native may
drink his quart per day-thc bracin atmos.
pherc making it absolutely nessary for him.
Their is the troo Democratic paradise. How
often hey sighed for sch n country. Then.
agin. Their are posishens Nv profit. The del
egatcs to Congress will, cf | hey tiggercd it
rightly: draw about $4,000 per session,
mileage. which is $50, 900 per year. $50. 900
per term. He Good afford to serve without
the patry $1,000, which wood be cheep cgis
latin. indeed.
And SO it wuz agreed upon, and the treaty
wuz made'by telegraph at u expense uy--i
torsit eggsackly but think it wuz summers
in the ncighborhood nv 100000. Before it
WIZ FINELY concluded by the Gar. wicl run
the price up to $40, 100000, but that wuz
nothin for us. Seward went at his work
with great energy. The Purchis wuz divided
up into six territories fur the number NV
delegates to our convenshuns wuz large and
they all he'd to be provided ior,) wich wuz
named respectively, Johnson, Seward
Cowan, Dooiltle, Randall and Welles. For
ia :, Al H.. g.,
of, Frank Blair was appintcd Governor; for
the next Montgomery, and the next, the old
man, and the other three wuZ held in reserve
for the pure but unfortunate patriots wich
might be hereafter rejected for the Austrian
mishun A list was prokoorcd nv the dele
gates to our various CONVERSIONS and them
ez he'd bin martyred by the SENT, their
names wuz put into wheel ez at Gift En-,
terprises, and the judgpships, marshalships,
clerk ships ct settery, wnz drawd by lot
This ice wuz sejested by Postmaster General
Randall, ez bcn the easiest way Of dom ii.
He statid that the Apartments from his de
partmeut had a'luz been made in this man.
ncr ca it saved timo IN sgssaminin petitions,
certitikets Nv iitnis, and SIGH. In this way,
about ez near ez kin estimate, two per
cent NV those claimin posishcns at our hait|s
hev bin provided for.
The ivea is capable Nv unlimited exten.
sion. The Administration iecln the relecf
it hez gin EN-, are already negotiatn for the
British Provinces. This territory kin, by
maxim nv ON little smaller, be divided in
to, say, forty, which, by maxim a few more
olises for each, and bein libral with explorin
expedishuns and SIGH. will be sufficient to
give places to al! who really have claims
upon us and who are pushin us.
The President breathes easier, and the
Secretary is placid cz summer mornin.-
He hez cut the Gordian knot he hez re
leeved hisself NV the boa constructor wich
wuz crushin him in its folds. Happiness
peryades the White House.
PETROLEUM Y. Nasty. PM.
Which is Postmaster and likewise PROBES.
sor nv Biblikle Politcks in the Southern
Cassike aud Military Institoot