The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1867-11-09
Our All Sorts.

WINK " tno otucfVuco Oos"VN" $500
esss' Truth crushed to earth will rise
again." but egy, won't
The only liberty cap is nigh:-caP; In Il
men visit the land OF sleep-,he only land
where they are always free and equal
A rapid Transition from the bridal to the
bier was that Of fellow who wss married
in tho morning and picked up dead drunk
on lager in the evening.
How does pitcher Of water differ from
man throwing his wife of a bridge' One
i- water in pitcher, the other 10 pitch her
in the water.
Are you not afraid that your wife will
get married again when you die!" 81
hope she may, a. there will b one man in
the world who will know how to pity no."
A distinguished individual wonders how =
few organ grinders can manage to keep up
90 much music under his window. wepre-
sumo Il is done by taking turns.
Much is being nov said concerning the
Chrisiian uses Of tobacco. Fancy reading in
new version Of the Bible Take up thy
cross. and pipe, and follow me"
An Irish lawyer, going to dinner, left this
direction in the key.hole "Gone to Bliss
lunch room; ana if you can't read this,
take tito any lawyer on this floor, and he
will read il for YOU"
An Irish captain in the army. newly ap-
pointed to drill his company, vociierated
loudly his first order. to show his authority:
"Advance three steps backwards ; and those
men without arms, hold up your hands"
A paper, circulating in the South, and
edited by an unreconstrucsed rebel, gives -
premiums to Subscribers. pictures Of JET.
Davis, Mrs JeG Davis, Gen. r. Z. Lee, J.
Wilkes Booth, Andrew johnson and Horace
Greeley.
The eccentric Lori Holland in the reign
Of William I'LL, used to give his horses a
weekly concert in covered gallery special
ly erected for the purpose. He maintained
tina, il checred their hearts and improved
their temper and an eye witness says they
seemed to be greatly delighted Herewith.
A manufacturer in Boston lately remark
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And to dry her royal .psh, she ran along the
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sooa s'o'y Us 'o.d " 'e"''ai sae'"..'
during nus s'ay 10 SA'Annsh' A'''i .''
marcn 70 'ne eea' 10 "as QUO aaJ !" ao,
when a lazy complained OF inc oo'as'a'o"
OF his army. "Madsme. 'ald the 'ener'
nj, looking across the table with MS peculiar
expression, what have done IN georgia
is nothing to what shall do IN South Car
ol'na. Madame, u a crow n'es over my
track In South Carolina ne 's'a hare 10 take
has ruf'ons 'e'n nm.
At Cork. ireland. . gentleman bad often
taken his little son To zee the play. Think
ing the how was getting old enough to at.
tend the service At church, he took him
there one Sunday. Patiently the child sat
for . time but fancyins tina. il was time
the amusement began. he commenced clap
ping his hands, and horrihed h's is'her oy
shouting with oil his might at tho top OF his
tiny 'hr'll voice" up wild the rag ohe
usual cry In the Cork theatres when an au-
d'ence consider is tune Tor the curtain to
riss.)
The Lewiston Journal tells Of very Pat
rply A merchant, in this city this morn