Weekly Trinity journal., 1867-11-23
Letter from "Robert RosehiII.,

EDITOR JouRNAL:-I do hold myself bound to make
formal introduction nobody any than
do for the balance Of mankind deem only to
state that Jack Greenwood and myself deliberately
agreed to write for each others amusemen-wre when
like and what we Iiken fact independent the
heetng clouds of autumn We hold that the ladies of
the pretty town of are the beings
alive Except the young and that their intention is TO
drive US head heels in love with their kndheaed and
amiabe daughters.
Now Jack keeps bachelors called him the
other day We quietly smoking cigars and talking
over matrimonial affairs when the conversation changed to
affair which occurred quite recenyone of our best fl
lowbacheors and in the best in the world
taken with fit spleen died of whim in the 4st
year of his Independent fe-and snec worked upon
US that by agreed that by the laws OF
each unto himself a wife Before settled
as to the starting point mode of procedure the TRINITY
JOURNAL letter from friend were laid upon
read with mingled delight and pity that vain criticism
Jack Greenwoods efusion. Then handed it 10 Jack who
read through speaking Having concluded
his feet walked up book case.
to the extreme length of his trowser pockets stretched his
neck something than yard ndug in a most un-
gody yawn and whsng the last Of melancholy
drge. staked out Of the enjoyed the and
pufied away my cigar with such gnsto that soon filled
the room with smoke Jack returned in few minutes
merry cricket first fourised hand then the other
cooked his legs three times his heel like top
and wound with the double shuttle step
Now, We are not deceived We expected that some
would like the Tapacious kite, be muate and dis
member, and finally gobbe up altogether Though
what damaged they have not succeeded in destroying the
trunkwe have enough Of vitality left to maintain indie
peDdence and by the cigars in the do pity the
unfortunate who has allowed his penctc feelings get the
better Of him such 1t really amusing lie
burs out his vain criticism like Cheap Jack in market
place Our advice to him is to the bright and
side of life and not let the mind that capable Of being ele
waited by the beauties of naurehe heart thar be glad
dened by fond aectionbe smothered noingness by
engaging captions cavng reluctant undertakings We
hold that the who laughs at everything aughabe and
has good and independent mind, is the who will
through the world most phosophcally We shall be
happy TO shake hands with Mr. Walter whenever
he wants Office he will independent
Once an Engiishman, always Engshman" and makes
some remarks about English geography inclined
think he gets his information from the the
friend from whom received the letter tonight gets idea
VI the lie You will be much surprised hear
that have the have ships dancing
its silvery and hear its murmurings she'll
these make anxious to such a watery
suspicious be correct this critic would regret visit
England Though love adopted country
sttutions, good naure and loveabe women. yet
cannot forget childhoods home the which
were BORN the country schouhouse jolly laughing
mates the peal Of the bells wedding
old churchyad with its tombstone inscriptions clegies
we thing fact, that
can forget the home of his childhood
But as matrimony sole business now. must stop
and decide what shall be the first order of business
highly eated at the attention paid him 10y Young
ladies since his epise appeared in the JOURNAL
en- up the idea of entering of the institutions of learning
as at rs proposed and is casting about for cosy
as a home for pretty little wife.
Yours Of old, ROBERT R0sEHILL.