The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-02-21

shalt know that we journey for another
country, and thou shalt go before.
8. And it came topass in those days
there was great rebellion,a and Clymer
and Vallandi2ham stroye to see which
could do the most for the dirty rag with
one star.
8. And Vallandigham was mighty
man and he worked in the lead, and as
they pulled together Moses struck ely
mer to make him pull the harder.
! 10. And it came to pass, that as he
pulled, he tore his close fit and his ma
ked treason cursed carcass became a
great stencil in the land.
II. And waking up from their slum-
/ Der and seeing they were naked they
said unto each other, let us do as Jeffie
did; put on pretty coats, ard perhaps we
can hide.
| y. But the people said unto Clymer,
the fee Of that hundred thousand that
carried ValIandigham out, are at the
door, and shall soon carry thee out
unto foreign land where Moses can
repair the close fit, for he is Tailor.
CHAPTER VIII.
| /. And it came to pass as the chill
dren of Israel journeyed in the wilder
ness, they came into q great city called
| New Orleans, and the Butternuts stood
at the corners of the Streets with ar
rows in their hands, and Moses stood
afar off, and watched them murder his
people.
3 And when the last one was driven
out of the city, Moses laughed like a
Tailor
3. And srake unto the murderers
with wings OF tightening saying do a
more, Aaron's rod shall comfort you.
4 But the people when they saw No
ses was bound for Egypt called him to
Judgment. III"
5. And in the curiosities Of Uncle
Sans house, there was q stripped coat
of female attire.
6. Now this was the same in which
Davis hid from the sight Of Uncle Sans
men.
7. And the people placed this gar
-ment upon Moses, even as the Lord
had commanded, and they found it was
/ dil exceedingly Clooe III.
g. IN so much that Moses exclaimed
my punishment is greater than I can
bear Is it possible that was born
Of the same mother, or begotten of the
same father, for hehold this garment
doth fit like s'dead duck
8. Now this is the gospel Of the New
Dispensation. Hearken unto the voice
Of the lord of the lash, and may peace
be with all who dwell in Canada. A
little while and | will be with you all
Amen,-For ] am tailor --.--....=..
shipeth not the tailor, for he is now 9
mighty man in Israel, and the shadow
of his close fit may be seen in New Or
leans.
16. Verify say unto you, Thad
deus and Sumner are traitors, and For
ney is a dead duck they shall have
no Office for / am tailor.
II. But certain righteous man
called Alexander H. Stevens is in favor
Of MY Policy" and he must be adj
mitted into Congress. r
lS Verify, 1 say unto thee, when
thou prayest pray for My Policy"
49, And if the test oath be not re
pealed, l will take another close fit.
90 Ye are begotten for My Policy
and I had almost forgotten to mention
that was tailor.
CHAPTER Y.
/. Now, when Moses, the tailor, had
come down out of the temple, after
telling his 'sdead duck" story, the peo-
pie gathered around him, and a certain
scribe said unto him, Master, I will
follow thee wherever thou goest.
g And he said unto him, I go back
to Egypt, follow me, and thou shalt
remain Prime Minister, and heat the
| goose" for me-
3. And Immediately the scribe called
great concave, and as the dog days
were near at hand, they caved in q
wigWam at the sea shore, and forged
anew the chain to bind race, and de
clared to the world that four years OF
fendish warfare. to destroy the big
parchment, made them better than
| loyal men.
4. And furthermore, said the great
scribe, if these rebels fail to govern
/ this country with the sword, we will
help them.
5. And if they cannot do it peacea-
bly,, they are unworthy the name OF
men if they do not attempt it by force.
6. Now be it known to the friends
Of this country, that there is a mighty
crew all clad in gray clothes that fit
nice, for their captain is tailor.
Z. And another one Of his disciples
said unto him, Sifffar me first to go
and bury my father for he was killed in
the wilderness of ''My Policy
8. But Moses said unto him, Let the
niggers bury the dead, follow My Pol
icy' and we viii have q good thing in
'G8.
g. Verify, say un to you, the hea-
vens and earth shall pass away, but
'My Policy must be President.
10. Behold the axe is laid at the root
Of the tree, and every tree that supports
not my policy shall be hewn down and
cast into the fire, for was tailor.
Connecticut Leads the Van.
/ The Republicans Of Connecticut de