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X VIRGINIA LADY, who has. had
IN many years experieilcein teaching,
wishes to procure d situation either I'M
private familyor D sthDol: Besides all
the branches ofacomplete and CLASH.
cal English, education; she instructs ia
Latin, Frthch; Music, Drawing and
Painting. Unexceptiohal references
| given. -1LN: Os Crescent. ~. t'a5 ..S
] have engaged the services OF the
lady, advertising the above, for my
daughters and for the sake Of com2e-
tition, am willing to take q few more
pupils, on whom the kindests care and
attention will be bestowed. 81 8aaoa ~
4 CHI & s.;
/ For Board and Tuition, (pef hlonth)
4 including French ~ 5. 81 All .:.I $50
MUSIC. ;;'l.s-.--,.- ~ .s-.'s. .,.tlF9a :.
Wasnlng ...-.s..r.-.-at-.s6 q
Drawing y. 49, ........-... 3
PAINTING. q. ................. Il
q sy Every THREE MONTHS must be
paid in advance. So s. :. -"
sse S.sW. HENARIE,
!. April 2i-Gt. d e.Da}s 3sB aai
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4 LARGE PIP, Circulafs giving inior'.
N nation of the greatest Importance to
the young of both sexes. ga ,i,.''..'.. ;;o.lt
Itteaches how the homely may become
beautiful, the despised respected, and tn the
forsaken loved. {, a.;p19e IN hig9ds az
|, No young lady OF gentleman should faii
to send their Address, and receive q copy
postpaid, by return mail 7's = I'd,
/ 1aos - Address P. o. Drawer, q 4
mar 6, '67, 6m 2 ~ Troy, y, !. b
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General Advertising Agents;
! Nos. S & 10 State ST., Troy, n. \
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Tho Metropolitan Revenue Board met yesterday aud
acted several cases Of seizure which had been re-
lerTed them during the past week Tue only seizure
reported that OF alleged Illicit st said TO belong
20 Henry Klein snd Henry Smith, and located 81 No
PA East sixth street, Thros hossassds and thrso bar
rels OF mash said to have found on tho pre-
misses and 10 also avecd that on Monday night last,
four barrels o. spirits removed from lhe place BY
ono Lewis smith, and taken 10 rec,ifysog establish.
ment In Seventy ninth street. Second avenue The
place IN Sixth street, appears from Information
ceivcd ~ headquarters, used soda water manu-
factory and according the report Of Tho ocera who
made tie seizure, the dstining carried on in tie
cellar The rlsos has been pnt charge 81 ecvsmcas
officers 70 await the action ~ the RomYf aud an order
rsctifyIng establishments 70 which The spsrs wore re-
moved.
some time sincs Collector Shock, Of The Thirty second
seizure {: hundred snd eighty barrels OF whs-
key, slowed at the Kentucky Bourbon Compapys ware.
rcps, q ssa. eonpsng e pS,sss - cs IN
appeared that this whiskey belonged Mossrs KIM
s.ry sho had purshss.a !: before the property q bs
q S property sssS Ps@s S ssi s. 70 ss
also an order directing Collector Shook 20 .n,sr
inc goods In their name, which order was com.
order c.oos ns.s '0a ssa ".s sssa
instituted against then in the United States Court
When ihs rster came up for trial default entered
In favor Of the goverunsut an Messz King n story
put In defence 70 the ssit Knowing 10 fact THAI
any prococdings bad been commenced nnd deemsnr the
order from WsAhngton sufficient protection for their
property 80 long remained In bond.s The deauil /,
now about 10 bo rscrened, and tho position in witch
the matter Is placed avon the idea that the nrst court
proceedings will be declared null aud void
A statement appeared In . morning. journal and Ia
Of the evening paperg yesterday 10 tue effect that
sessrs Gordon. Fellows kcNian AND Joseph Jones
A ~ had pad the amounts claimed 10 b. due lhs
government from them and that the rcieAss OF thor
establishments ordered In consequence. The story
IL without foundation % lar tbe alleged payment al
money slo0 coo oachj 10 coEcsrned.
Collector George r CArman, OF the rirss Dbtsiot
Now York, % Thursday Ass meds raid on The ssstes
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Price Of passage In gold Zinc udng wine> 10
BRESr or u AyR2,
First cabin. s,eo second cabin. ss5.

y.
First cabin SIS: second cabin. $sS
There steamers do not steefage passengers.
Medical at endanoe free OF charge.
American travellers going returning from the
rcnt OF Europe ny taking the OF this nc nfod
unnecessary rsss transit by English railways
crossing the Channel boss saving time trouble and
pense. ....
CsTEAMER rFRRfRp FOR BRRsr AND UAvgE
- Will pier 60 North river foot OF Morton street
Saturday IAN Decem er at O'Clock Passengers 70.
cuested TO be on board 8 clock
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COMMERCIAL REPORT.

WEDNESDAY, Dec It's +. NJ.
CorroS-on account OF the unfavorablo cable advces
from Liverpool the market continued depressed prices
further Nc per b. At tho reduced prices business
small being confined to $50 bales Of which 100
taken by exporters. We Quote
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ne.i 1er.a *
The dull d caireiv ,noimiasl rhooo
sa na' ss nons ta sd ssI
e s ss and s 4 & r. es msS
sfs du and se Il l. s,srs o o Sa ssy
$500 Paaaei. :, g s for "a new 4. Wcssrn
AND sr new soaSs@n wh.s The demans far
% Snss. sdss for was
Ia storc aud s5c ssc ior Do afoat Rye was arm but
note sales q about $500 bushels western al 81 81 Barley
MALI quiet with sales OF about 900 bushels at 81 5s
Gclrs-rhe narke. extremely quiet and scarcely
M aes .a bale: s and
ersp S
Nod 80 9' rDn e. s, "a y $50 lbs Tss
sss a. ss 3D. in sass sca IssmSurg bark aooq: 1900
and rste W. c pot allowed q
do and nominal ., Il about
va. higher closing At sSc u for shipping and ~ 20
Hors-ihe demand was fair and prices wsrc srm salcs
as , ssie, .. Co. = Zoe Is 70 Quality,
Other Ilads also dull and nominal.
Dss were quiet but prices were quite steady Sales 100
soI.ssE. ssn.iuasd .es AZ though thsrs de-
~ aooa ii ss sf New ans
,a Ne 20 . se.s q r h !. s .
10 vi, ~ ~ and iCO 90 - s.ss ro.n
srsas. rss sss we're 10 Sss 'ssd 81 ses
g. " g ~ a ssa Es 81 ss q a9
o. pitch 'as ':is '' Ss ia
ss: G ,:.s
s pers O. Is do s.er s
s a.v s.. ss co,s ans w
" e. actions a were @, Ssl: ana
ass former rr!ss: Sale. ss bis: as SIS for PLAN
tsy ase .ses ' q 10 m 81
ns s s@ ss T. s @ 20 fer 81.
hell at forncs prices. The sales OF hams in last
s is'Sa - i sS,s s:':1s
o cc. for o and ho III Clear i eu
prya'e gms also 50 boxss Cumberland cut for the rst
@or. M % and @ s ws.
cru LIE s hc:s wsss ~ .sys dsTsh and af rs f.
quiet and ssuss pricsa were asked soi
@ oaaS s pr S s grades e. ss Ss. Ha n @
denand Cheese duh At lcc. isc for dairy
frInolIoi..Ih.Ie va. moderate demand for crude.
Egg s & Il Was s Su &C .essy 4 o sTe wsrs :S
do IN casks a. s The market Tor boudsd ~. n" -
aTs snG r sss So & S an n
yats terms. ioo do. e. o. b., ut &c; 1000 do. for
s go 81 yfs s c es wsrs s Il S S p1 Ssfs ss
A Fs flss 81 ns ssssy ss s q ss
and prices were entirely nominal.
Ass q seal .s, ws e i@s 'A'' "a'n mo
s1etE-lhe market for raw rather weak at NE
sales ~ ssf' s ~ ,oe s ios Cuba Also TO sSIe
sE%'r Pse s.Iio bar. I'd. t ;, i soft white 'so
40, 9sg. q Rostoa 4. 5, S eola duly paid y was
- 81 a s. IS and rough ls1. 81 Is 81 ~
SIR iIsE VS. without noteworthy change; sales 1900
Aow moderately active with salos Of 5000 lbs. at
IHlssEr.-Recept., 4s7 bols No sales OF import,ncs
vesc reported. snd prices were nominal.
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7TH REGIMENT ~ o. HAND CONCERT.
kKvExTm shAsoxs,,xa nuc :.
SECOND CONCERT SATURDAY. bvEnlNA DIM. ~,
AT TnR REUfwENIAI. AkNoRY
season tickets can b obtained o.
VIM A. Pond. N usc store. N7 nrondwsy.
Peter J. BcScrt Jealio's hat slorc sss broedwAys
-. G. Kushton. druggist, lfn broadway. corner Twsny-
Afth street.
Brewer Broa, ssa,soncrs rs BrosdwsR
Loulx D. RAIDER. 100 Pearl street, and
q. 3. 0rAfuiA. No. Stanton street
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rOUTH SIDE RAILROAD or LONG ISLAND
- Winter arrangements
cave James alp New YORK. at pa w. via Long Island
Railroad Janaoi. for Babylon and MI way stations.
frankhn avenue Brooklyn, NJ 80 a. NJ. VIA BRO ,tya
Central Railroad 20 Jamaica, for Babylon and ell
Leave James slip New York At T. w. via Long leland
Railroad Jarnaica for Babylon and all stations.
Franklin nvcnne ooxivn, ~ $50 Y. ~, via Brooklyn
Central Railroad jamaica for Babylon and all sta
tons
Leave Babylon al Is A. NJ for Jamaica and all ss.
TONS connecting with train Of Long isand Railroad arrv.
IN ~ James slip at 10 a. NJ.
Leave Babylon at A. NJ for Jamaicn and al war
ton connecting with tram % Broosiyn ten Railroad
arriving al Franklin avenue, Brooklyn nj ~ A. Nj.
Leave Babylon at Izsv IT, II. for Jamaica aud all way
fnlons connecting with train " Long Lland Iairoad a.
~ James slip at II. NJ.
Leave Babylon 1910 r. ~ for Jsniaica and aii way
stations with train OF BROOKLYN central Rat.
rad arriving Frankiin avenue, brooklyn. az S1 e W.
also win the horse OF tbs Last New
which leave Jamaica every
forty min utica. v. WHITE superintendent
To tsko effect November & 1857
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tioa, and prices were nominal
Flour AND GRAE.-Recepts. 72s bbls -four $50 do and
49, hags m-ai 5tD bushels wheat 1858 do corn,
1913 oats 40 do mat and 900 do rye The -four
ruled under continued good export demand,
fun prcos realsed for all kinds. Extra State sold
freely export so 50 so rs both tho spot and for
future delivery. California fonr quiet but Arm, at
the advance noted Yesterday Tho sales about 1900
bbs OF which 200O bills extra State for January
For Southern ncnr tho demand fur and prices were
FIRM COZ hbs. Eye -four moderately active with
sales SIS hbls ats7 n 80 Is Corn meal dull
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DACIFIC MAIL STEAMSHIP CoapANY's THROUGH
L line 70 California and China,
carry Y, isn n,ssa R ssihss 'nA'A
leave pier ~ Nasih river foot Of Canal street.
sossie a'oa saR iSSTs c,p Mau connecting
VI" pses%Ser pgsn iaww"sr captain oA con-
yh soLpEs c's ssP.,n Iso eoe
Inc W..n SAC EAGESio. Captain Parker.
one hundred pounds q ossgass allowed free each adu
All dsp.r ares tonra Aoapaco thOse q lat and 2i.
Isl and ih for Central American ports. and those Of ss
Doasiars q iisG each month connects vis .sa
s:esa line from Panama % australia and New Zealand
closely s%i 'sPsn ass csx from san rs
ana o assSss FOR Wan aaa ansHs 'r Hong Kong
passage tickets and Al further information, apply AZ
Re. sos ne "AA '''' 0'' '' saES Hssn
NoETH AMERICAN STEAMSHIP COMPANY
~ oP goR csf II %Gasrs'
REDUCED RAfss r ~ Tsss 1Gad hsp FREIGHT
: AsA3 y i. Gss sss j. s%s Com.
Saturday. December A. a, noon,
from pcr NORTH 'ger foot o. Warren street. eonnesing
asrAnAnA wan o ri CONAN ' csps sop
These steamships having Teen ba and ntef expressly
= .aIoaed Saturday January 1868 b. DE fsvsrio
'p NEBRASKA or ARAGo,
connecting Al Fsns ma WITH sne steamship
y" r''ss' . l'''s'' 'R y = Arsrsarox. As.p.
~ We, srs y. Of w W. ,s ss York
"a Exchange place, New York.
Eon ST; THOMAS AMI, nnAzrL:-TuE rI.Eahyr
Ssssss . sssam % s a. as ss, ss
inser@sdIss Iss,s sosdas, December a is assP n,
- ''''s'' : '- SIkKIsox. . ALLEN. Assr,s.
No.sBowins. Green New York.
NrorIcg rs nRnEBY GIVEN THAT CONTRACT
~ has bees concluded with ,he Atlantic Nah seam.hp
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The exports exclusive OF specscl from New York TO
foreign ports for tho week ending December TO- and
sses Tho commencement OF tho year. compare Is FOL.
lows with those the corresponding periods in 1895
and ls65:--
1855 1854 1897
For the week. -. 81 6lS 01o o. loi 40 sse2sors
PREY reported .l6o s05o 8S 1s5,3s3o12 I7eOs0s2l
Since jan 1l65 ga sSI Sis 49, e2s lilp e1s saa
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Island brewers and sezsd tho following establish
ments 49, Constanx" or "Four Corners" 6stts Co,
Bsch,si 3 RabrAm's, @. Msyerl Ariel wsyuer Mush.
it u alleged neglected take license They were
turned 70 The Dlct Attorney for prosecution and
placed In charge OF The Marshal Tho remainder ara
be for examination. and will be required 10 show con-
eiusveIy that they have violated no provision Of the
Revenue Law suKer its penalty.
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SALES AT TIVE NEW Yusx STOCK rscHAyss.

an sos, 4so ss7 si7s as, sas si7o s7s, sss
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I 0w FARR.-To BUfrAiO ONLY q VIA NRw
Ia York Central and Troy Line. steamers VhNDERBir
and daily tsnlurays exceptcdl from pier
North foot OF Spring street, ~ SIX O'Clock r. NJ On
purchasing state you obtain tickets At this
low fare.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1867-03-01

PRACTICAL Hrsrs.-A coating Of three
parts lard and one part rosin applied to
farm tools of iron or steel viii efiectually
prevent rust. Common nails heated red.
hot and dropped into cold water will
clinch, and answer the purpose of wrought
nails. The sharp corner of common In
dian arrowhead or flint will cut glass quite
effectually. A good wagon jack may be
made Of two pieces of boards, two or more
feet long. Place the board in front OF the
wheel, one end on the ground and the
other just under one Ct the spokes close e
up TO the felly; then take hold OF q sp ,.s,
on the opposite side Of the wheel ana IN,
At the same time place the second board
under the axletree. In this way i9aaea
wagon may be lifted with ease. hns. ,s
nails may be. drawn from wood wlt g. u
d;ficulty BY first giving them blow marc 1a;s,
enough to start them little: a gun WIZ .,a
not need cleaning for years If the mu ,,an.
Is tightly corked and a piece ofruener KEEP eP
20 VI ne tIbe under the hammer while stand
inc idle. THAT is, if you never fire n.l
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WILLIAM TELL-SENsIBLE VIEw.-C. G.
Hazewell, in the Boston Traveller, writes
as follows:
"a gentleman of the name Of Gould has
written book to show that the tale OF
William Tell is nothing but story, some
thing like that in which an amiable She
wolf, with the sentiment OF maternity
strongly developed, gave suck to Romuus
and Remus, whom she should have eaten,
for her own good and the worlds. The
journals are speaking of this as if it were
something new, whereas it is an old story,
that of criticising Tell out Of history, and
RELOCATING him to the company OF Jack the
Giant Killer, the Babes in the Woods,
Little Red Riding Hood, Old King Cole,
and the Green Bird of France. Ages ago
the tale that is told of Tell was called in
question, and the very objections made to
it by Mr.. Gould were pointed out long be-
fore Mr.. Gould, or even his grandmother,
was born or thought of.
"In the last generation, book on the
subject was published in Switzerland.
Good critics, nevertheless, still hold to the
story, and there is nothing impossible, and
very little that is improbable, init. Probably
it is substantially true, but not so in all its
parts; that is to say, Tell may not have
shot the apple from his sons head, there
may have been no Geisler, the hat on the
pole may have been mythical hat, and
generally the romantic incidents of the af-
fair may be inventions, and yet Tell have
led the way in the work attributed to him.
Nothing is more common than to find ga
thered about the great facts Of early his
tory number Of lesser statements, which
are not facts, but poetical additions or en-
bellishments. Criticism leads to the re-
lection of these embellishments, and then
it is assumed that the whole thing is an in
vention.
"Of Tell's existence and Of his actively
patriotic character there seems to be no
room for doubt, but we can give up the
apple, the hat, the pole, the Austrian ty-
rant, and so forth, without being much af-
fiicted, for though they are nice enough
things in their way, always excepting the
Austrian,) they are not necessary to the
establishment of Tells place in history.
We feel that Tell was equal to all that was
attributed to him, and SO the embellish-
ments aforesaid are in keeping with his
real history, and no more out of place in
it than are misplaced the ornaments
which a beautiful woman wears, though
such ornaments are not necessary to her
existence
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A SECRET WORTH KNowING.-An abb

A SECRET WORTH KNowING.-An able
writer gives utterance to this valuable
secret
".This looking forward to enjoyment
don't pay. For what know Of it, would
IS soon chase butterflies for living, or
bottle moonshine for cloudy night. The
only way TO be happy is to take the drops
OF happiness as Goo gives them tous every
day of our lives. The boy must learn to
be happy, while he is learning his trade !;
the merchant while heis making his for,
tune. If be fails to learn this art, he will
De sure TO miss his enjoyment when he
gains what no has sighed for.n -
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narrum and che Trombone Man.
Mr.. Harpurr, was sitting In his Office In
the Muscuu,, when no heard knock ~
the door. 49, go. yf,TGF1
q Come In" said he. .s.-..sas ~
Tho door opened, and trombone en-
tered, Mr.. lBarnum stared. The sron-
homo was followed by An arm, and me arm
Inv A body, the body belonging 10 no less
parsonage than Mr.. Eli Fsnt; rs,. n.
"Mr. Barnum" said Mr. FAM, ~
quiringly. -, a. ..,.,cn,. 49,
:" That's my name," said the gentleman
aGood morning." said Mr.. FAINT. /.
Good morning" said Mr.. Barnum.
81 see that you have band on youi
balcony" began Mr.. FAINT. - 81.
eyes" said Mr.. Bafnum. rs.l. 81,
aAnd I came to see If could get
situation as trombone" =
81 presume you can" said Mr.. Bar
mum, eff we. can agree on terms"
During what hours shall I play !" asked
Mr.. FAINT.
"They usually play" said Mr.. Barnum
{" from . to 3 in the afternoon, and to II
the evening"" IN
"What is the place worth !" asked Mr.
FAINT. 1919 !, A. d.
give dollars week." said Mr.. bar
NUN, inquiringly. 10, .rso,
satisfaction. He had not expected hui
than three or four. r.o +,
"You can begin to-day If yon hke,
said Mr.. Barnum; "the payments az
weekly" -
In accordance with the agreement, MT
Fant,s trombone did duty for week ioi
Barnum; and very hard, too, did Mr.. ran,
blow away on his trombone. Al the enc
of the week he called on Mr.. Barnum foi
a weeks salary.
nIf YOU please" said Mr.. FAINT.
After q little turning Of leaves and com.
paTiuy of books, Mr.. Barnum handed him
the bill. He read it over once, twice
three times, looking every time more and
more mystified. At last he said:
chr. Barnum, you have made a little
mistake here, believe ~
"Eh!" said Mr.. Barnum; "not that
am aware off,
eyes," said Mr.. FAINT, smiling. III
couldn't help smiling to think how Mr.
Barnum would laugh when he heard wher'
the mistake was. -
ats rather funny mistake. dom
see how you came to make it:
"Mr. Eli FAINT to p. T. Barnum, DR.. A:
"'To privilege of playing a trombon
in his museum for the week ending Ma.
Is, 1859, So"
"Well," said Mr.. Barnum, 9" believ'
it was five dollars, wasn't it p'
Ye-es," said Mr.. FAINT, perplexed. "
believe it was but l didn't look at it il
that light"
ain what light did you look at it? sal
Mr.. Barnum.
"W-h-y," said Mr.. FAINT, still more per
picked, l thought you paid me five dol
lars, not / your
"Oh, no." said Mr.. Barnum. "This
the state of the case There are quite
number of persons in this city who wish t
practice on such instruments, but canno
do it at home on account Of disturbing tn
neighbors. So I let them standing-u
place in the balcony, and each gentlema
who comes here brings what instrument h
likes, and practices whatever he wants tc
without disturbing anybody; that is, any
body we care anything about"
The office door opened, and the from
bone went out, followed by Mr.. FAINT
while Mr.. Barnum proceeded to make GU
his bills against the other instruments
Mr.. FAINT has since given up the trombone
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SILENCE IN CoURr.-we understand Tho,
while q justice In neighboring township
was holding court the other day, one of the
pars , ~ case under consideration be
eSia,ng rainier profsne in his donunciation
% .ne opposite party, as well as offensive
p 70 ms Honor, the justice came
the offender by the nape of the meek. rave
him . severe beating and then nitshsS
MIN through q window. Resuminu his sas,
the Justice called the next case. and went
on as IL nothing had occurred to disturb his
otilcisl equsnimity. -CAarlesto,rn Spirit OF
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mad nrincess of the house of Bourbon,
on being asked why the reigns 0. que ths
were in general more ProsP naouSs . nnJar
rsigns of kings, replied, Because r maue y
kings, women govern; under queens men,.
A clerical gentleman observes that dan;
o;nr bas tendency to "shrivel up all
mans dignity" and reduces society to a
q nonentity." 1t also affects shirt collars.
A legal inquiry in Milwaukee is, elias a
baber a mechanics lien on the face OF his
customer for the labor performed"
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1867-03-01

While digging cellar in Gloucester, the
workmen exhumed five skeletons in good
degree of preservation. A stone, rudely
fashioned in the shape of mortar, was
also found. The supposition Is that the
remains are those Of Indians, and one OF
the skeletons was of exceedingly large
proportions. Probably the land in that
vicinity was used as burying ground in
aboriginal times, and further excavations
would doubtless tend TO confirm this state
ment.-Boston Transcript.
"See Naples and then die" said some
body but bachelor friend reminds us
that China is the place for family man to
die In, for in that country the physician
who kills you has to support your family.
A sharp old gentleman travelling out
West got q seat beside his wife In crowd
ed car by requesting the young man who
sat by her to "please watch that woman
while he went into another car, as she had
fts."
"Sir," exclaimed an excited Radical,
:" If the rebels are going to be allowed to
rule over us, then the blood of the cOlored
substitute for whom paid three hundred
dollars was shed in yain-in vain !"-1rd-
cey.
Upon the introduction Of the full-choir
service In church in Scotland, lady of
noble family, anxious that q fayorite ser.
want should hear 1t, asked, on her return.
what she thought of the music, &c. sou.
irs varrs bonny, varra b0nny but oh. INV
Sabbath ~ ~ 'SS"'ns Inc
A heavy land slide occurred on the
nssdsy.
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VIRGINIA CENTRAL RAILROAD, I
December ., 1853.
"a T. - Ra -

"a g - Ra -
GREAT SHORT ROUTE TO THE
VI NORTH, EAST, AND WEST, "a IHl
RICHMOND, fREDERICKsBURq AND PoT0nlQ
RAILROAD, CARRYING THB UNITED sTATM
sAIL TWICE PAILYpEkkEEGAaHAT GARs IN WITH i
NIGHT skM f TRafNs, WfFHouT kxTRH tHIR6E
an T4RSSGaa ana sr
BAGGAGE tHECKs from Richmond 70 the siuss
North, East, and West.
DAY THROUGH MAIL TRAIN lsavss Richmond
daily at so A NJ, Sundays excepted Arriving
EARIY HPTERNoos IxPkEss fRH1As for the
NORTH, EAST, and WEST.
The MIGHT THROUGH NAIL TRAM With
ELRGANT CARS with HKW PATENT GLEtPIN0
CHAIRS attached. leaves Richmond daily 90 II ~
meeting x!ih 3: EIkLi aSESlsd TR1ItS q !.
CHARGE F3R sLEEPINa CHAIRs.
The ACCOMMoDITfON TRAIN with local .sx.
press packages, leaves Richmond daily t9undsyt
sIceptsdl d 'H P. n, arriving In frsdsrish'
0 THRoUaH TICKETS and THROUGH BAGGAGE
CHICKS 70 Alexandra, Washington. Baltimore
Philsdslphia, New York, Boston, and oil the prir
fhs DAY and NIGHT BOATS going North an 4
coming South stop st Alexandria.
FOR further informstion ana through uekstl
apply at the Once Of the Company. sornsr bFosl
and tighth streets, shoekos Hill.
J. B. 9kNrRY, 6ensral Ticket Agent.
SAMUEL RUIZ. Superintendent. not