The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1867-01-09
ANNUAL ADDRESS.

CARRIER'S ANNUAL ADDRESS.
Twas the night before CHRIsTMAs-when
hard at my work rGg
And thinking Of somebody-up came n
clerk
From the Sentinel Office, and asked me to
If my New-Y Years Address was well OH the
liked not the fellow-rd bet you my life,
He was thinking OF somebody too, for u
wife.
So | hastily threw up the window, and
AS a i ti9sh, ,sl pitched him into the arms of
Who happened along with his bundle of
toys,
To be given away to the girls and the boys.
AS he went down the street heard him ex-
claim:
"That Sentinel Devil bears tightly his
name." - ~ 80 e
With nothing in rhyme was ira bad fix,
But straightway my notes for the year six
ty~six
Were brought from the shelvcs--so now we
shall know,
The wontrous events since one year ago.
Ths ladics~-(I love them-somebody can
tell
The depth Of that love-'tis deep as wcll.)
Now play the piano and sing little s0iiiiets,
Wear what M y be termed 'Parisienne bon~
nets, 'r. t.tt. E.
Some Of which are so small you can't see
them more
Than mile and a half, unless it be "scar
shore"
1t may not be true, but there is such a ru-
NOR
That ere very long the dress changes to
nlr
Tilting hoops must give way, and then, if
You please,
They may substitute pants reaching down
to the--ebowS,
They have taken by storm and now don the
That we once did claim, but stranger than
that, -t ,
Have made pets of an animal, known as
the RAT" ..n
They dress a Ia mode Grecian puffs, or
with curls,
None excelling IN beauty The Harrison girls
'Tis said that some young gents belonging 10
town,
Are oftentimes seen go bobbn' around"
Perchnnce twas for them we have lamps
posts and lights, - -t- .rr -
That they make fcwcr angles II very dark
nights. - P W 7@@E
In the Sprinstime the Harrison Bank was
r annoyed, 17ss r.iT
BY a bevy Of clorks they had never en-
ployGd-
Caring nothing for ledgers, accounts, or
for profit, E @ E&f E
They alone kept an eye single on the Gc>
post,
And when they did leave, left but little oft.
That they might have got through with 50
heavy load, NJ -
Supplied with Il hlindcar, upon the rail-
road,
Would not have been strange yet we soc
that they blundered. aa ru. ID. ,.#
With thousands Of dollars, numbering over
two hundrrd
Their capture, Imprisonment, trial and fall,
Shows fully that ',honesty's bes~ ait rail-. y
OF late we have hesrd of % gang number
two,
Who concluded to try what smart fellows
: could do;s = E,r a i
So nice little patent" Hay LOADER" they
named it,
Was shown to our farmers till some Of fthem
claimed it. l-.-
\ note for hundred just twelve months
With a marginal contract twas easily
done. @ Ha pea.. .
TO mako them cash better, however, they
took A..
The marginal contract--'twas Useful no
longer, ..... r .......
Unless it might .bo that the FARMER could
ponder ..f. ....
Upon ii. One said 81 knew very well,
T6is never had happened if the Keen Stjtti
net,
Had been taken and read fGrit gave ample
warning,
I'll subscribe for and read it first thing in
the morning"
Our town grows apace, this any may know
Who during the season to "Loctures" did
go.
Our ..National Troubles" whioh soil,o say
rethrough, r .~E
Were followed in turn by "T-ifee Years in
Peru" ....
'sProper Names came in next-some of us
were hit,
Net all seemed well pleased With its runS
and its wit.
''Tis silvery night, and the fall Of pin.
Can be heard as we list to the "Age we live
in."
Twas the close of the year and trust that
again
We are pleased, as we were; when %e Heard
''Now and Them" - Nff
On the night of Noyeni' er thirteenth, we
| looked on. s. @
| To see the Star-Shooting, SO much talked
| abont
The wise ones acknowledge their error
| this time ..
And tall us now wait for Eighteen Ninty.
nine.
Ere midsummer passed we Had neHs
| from the border,
That Canada affairs were sontewhat in
| disorder,
The Queens own" marched forth to sustain
But fled at the Sight dfbold sErin 10 bragh., y
Not long since a telegram told us at tea,
''The Atlantic Cable englrdles the Sea-
When quickly succeeding this then came an
! other
'You can dispatch from one end of the
! world to the other.
MaXimilian of late has concluded to go
On visit TO Europe, to JOHNNY Crapeau;
| He's wanted no loiiger down iii Mexico.
'"To Let" has been written and t. prevent
riot,
4 Wen take her ourselt and thus keep her
4 quiet.
This morn all tic chicks are as happy as
| beus.
Santa Claus having filled all their socks to
the knees,
But for causes unknown to the Carrier Boy
st. Nick never leaves him mary" toy,
He accounts for 1t only thus,,that it's thro
fear "a.
Ofthe Devil, the printer has always 50 near
So he trusts 10 his patrons for dollars nhe
dimes
AS q ''pdcitet that's cinpty's the worst d
II critnes."
Pm d gay little ftllow and now disappear
With greeting Of Harpg--thrice Aapp,
Il New Year. a ssst 3D..
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