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The weekly Butte record., 1867-05-18

ters chair. He is now seyenty-fve wears old and
has been Pope twenty-one years.
SMART GIRL-"I wonder" said A Scotch mai.
den. what my brother John sees in the lasSes that
ne hikes them, sac well; for my part wad nae gle
The company o one lad for twenty lasses.f
FINALE influence is power in Washington and
Inc faces of some ladies are as well known in
political circles as the statue of Andrew Jackson.
To think what We dn not feel is to lie n our.
selves. Whstever we think We should think with
onr whole being, will and body.
SAID ayoung fellow indi gnantly when call boy.
" Don't you call me boy: I've chewed tobacco this
six years.
CONTEMPT Tor money is constantly found to be
only hne name Tor being too INDECENT 10 earn ii or
too eNtrayasaut 10 keep il.
MAN died in London from over excitement.
He was 50 delighted II receiving liquor license.
Tor which he had applied unSacceSsfuIy four times
WHATS the difference between boot black and
Freedman's Buresn agent. One blacks the boots;
the other boots the blacks.
YOUNG man who was dry goods clerk before
The war. Is now building splendid mansion on
tliih Avenue, New York. \ contract did it.
MANNED couple resting AT Waverlv. near pu.
haqne- Iowa, have just applied for divorce. after
living together for nifty one years
LADIES IN Pans are suffering greatly from skin
diseases which some physicians believe are given
them by their false hair
IL the United States there are more pigs than
human population. In England there is only one
pig for every nine human Inhabitants
ESvY.-An enyious man repines at his neighbor's
lie IS much as mach As ii he supported him.
HANGING in Montana IS STYLED climbing the
pine limb, and IN Nevada early rising
Tue old theolosianS called the toilet, rot inap-
propriaely. the clothes devil.
CINCINNATI has become the third misunderstanding
city in the world.
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THE Springfield Republican says small piece of
muscle taken from one Of the limbs Of the young
lady who was supposed to have died OF ir1chInr
spiralis, was put under microscope OF moderate
power. and the minute wronls were seen Ia II be
yond all question. In f0rm and motion they tailed
closely with the ENGRAVING and description of tich-
ina given in the medical books and there Is little
doubt that they were actually trichina
ssIR,- said a c1lprt, as the sheriff was carefully
adjusting the rope, really yoar attentions deserve
ny thanks. In fact do not know Of one l should
rather have hanged"
Really said the sheriff. you are pleased to be
complimentary. do not know Of another individ-
usl il would give me so much pleasure TO hang
POOR boy applying for refuge at the police sta.
tior-hOuse reported his case thus: First NY fat
er died and then my mother married again. and
then my mother died and my father married again,
and don't seem TO have parents at all. nor no
home nor nothing
Massey the Feniau inforrner stated that he had
ordered the rising in Ireland: that the Feuians IN
Dublin numbered II coo, with 900 muskets; in
Cork they number 20 ,000 with SEQ mnskets, and
that they were to eoncenrte their forces at Liner
lex. When he was arrested his wife persuaded
him 10 turn informer.
LODGE Of coored Masons bearing the name
of James River" has been established in Rich
mond. They are exceedingly rigid in passing up
on The claims OF applicants. No common mig
gers can come in.
Il SAY, boy, is there anything to shoot about
heTe. inquired sportsman Of a boy whom he
met.
WELL replied the youngster. nothing just
about here; but the schoolmaster is down the hill
yonder-you might pop him over
Why is thief your only philosopher: Because
he regards everything from an abstract point of
view, is opposed TO all notions of protection, and
is open to conviction.
JAKE said an old farmer one day 10 his mower
do you know how many horns there are TO d.
lenma -
.'Well no. not 'zactly.' replied Jake, "but know
how many there is to quart of good Monongahel'."
LOST AND REGAINED.--Mrs. Partington says get
ting ont of and getting into bed during the late
cold weather was Paradise Lost and Paradise Re
gained.
Witty QUERIEs.-A joker propounds these Que
res: 'f Great Britain should lose her Cork in Ire
land. would all her spirits ont Can the Fenian
army be large enough to succeed without Dublin
a LADY in Madison, Indiana has recently mar
red her fifth husband. Coud greater compliment
be paid to the sterner sex
To prevent yonr hair from coming out-never
never let your wife catch you kissing the servant
girl
SIDNEY SMITH being i'll, his physician advises
him to take little gentle exercise upon an en-
PITY stomach. Upon whose?" said he.
Az exchange tells US of yonng lady who tainted
on hearing of the bare idea"
THERE are three hundred female physicians in
this country.
BURY your troubles, but don't linger around the
graveyard conjuring up their ghosts to haunt YOU
THE cholera is said to advance and retreat 10
Europe with all the skill of a line of skirmishers.
The Kansas folks fear another grasshopper Wis
tation.
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On fine Cotton Thresd Hemp rope. Shirt Collars and
Wristbands Blankets, Lace collars Gunny Sacks Lace
Window curtains, canvass etc. before buying.
Price of Machina with Heater and Wrinser..s 3s 90
Price Of machine without and with Wrineer.. 50 90
Manufactured by J. N STAMP.
street hct~ee. A,h and 5;h MarysviIe.
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And fer the speedy Of the following complaints.
Scrofula and SerofuIous Affections, sueh
as Tumors. Ulcers. Sores. ErEptions.
Pimples. Pustules. Biotehes. Boils.
Btains, and ali Skin Diseases.
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1867-11-13
tra-We were misled last week in inviting

fa-We were misled last week in inviting
people TO attend lecture to be delivered
by-as piOus Ben Wade would say-"ad-d
iackass." We had no idea that the subject
announced would be tortured into political
harangue such as on,y an ass, without
brains, could make. A young squirt"
came all the way from Penn>syl va MIA to
give utterance to the old exploded state
ments that the negro-radical party embrac>
ed "all the piety' Of the country-and not
satisfied with that--that ali opposed to
"piety" were members of the Democracy.
We will not attempt to answer the fool
according to his folly but will content ours
selves with a simple statement, known to
be true by men of any observation, that in
the districts where infdelity is almost uni
versal las it is in New England) the Radi-
cal party has support just in proportion as
iufdelity prevails. There is not leading
infdel AMI opposer of the Bible in the
whole country, but is prominent member
of the Radical party.
The result Of ths elections should not make
the political slang -whangers' who some
times prefix their names with Rev" feel
so bad They should know that they are
not success" either as teachers of NOR
ais or as teachers of politics.
Some folks think it "smart" to get peo-
pie % purchase tickets for lectures, and
after getting their money and inducing
them to attend bctray all principles of hon
or and courtesy, and insult with perlorman
ces as destitute OF brains and decency as
the above advertised lecture" But we
hope that the gotters up Of the course were
unaware of the 'foolishness' previous to
its delivery. Republicans as we'll as Demo,
Gratis dcnounce it bitterly.
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> <a5-
ERY For YONr EoADpr.

Too many are apt to think that it mat
ters but little whether newspaper is paid
for promptly or not tis such smoll sum
that it is but little consequence. An ex-
change makes the following appropriate re-
marks in relation to the matter:
1t speaks the sentiments of the press
generally, when it says: Unless the cash
oystem is exclusively adopted and readily
obs rived, we know of no business whose
bills are so difficu to collect This is not
because the subscribers are unwilling to pay,
but it is principally owing to neglect Each
one imagines that because his years indcbt-
edness amount TO 50 small sum the prin-
ter can not be much in want of it. without
for moment thinking that thu fruits of
his entire business are made up of exactly
such little snms ard that the aggregate of
all subscribers is hy no means an inconsider-
able amount Of money, and without which
the publishers could not continue to issue
their prayer.
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1867-11-13

We publish on our first page an exhibit
of the Receipts ana ES7en iitures in H1r
rison county, for the i7ctl year, ending
September |, 1857. We have compared it
with the statements in many other counties,
and find our fiscal affairs even more Judi
ciously administered them in any of the
other counties We feel like giving praise
where due even to members Of the opposite
party, and will say that Harrison county
never had better Auditor or Board of
Commissioners than those who at present
fill those position.
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RSg'A fearful disaster occurred in Pitt.
burg last Friday. The boilers in the forge
portion of the rolling mill of Reese Graft
Il Dull, in Pitt Township, near the city
limits, exploded with terrible crash about
noon that day, scattering death and de7-
truction in every direction; and even up to
a late hour in the afternoon the confusion
was SO great as to render it almost impossi
bic to ascertain correct details of the terri~
BILE affair. Sixty men were employed in
that portion of the building whore the ex>
plosion occurred, and out Of this number it
is supposed at least twenty were killed and
fifteen to. twenty seriously wounded. The
loss entailed will amount to several thousand
dollars.
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Arthur's Home Mag aZine.

The December issue closes the year will
a. highly attractive number. This is one o.
the live, progressive Magazines, and whilc
1t gives ample space to matters of fashion
and needle work, which department Is un
der the. supervision of Nine. Damorest OF
New York, it spreads before the reader
monthly an ample and.varied feast of the
choicest literature.
We notice that new serial story from
the pen Of Miss Virginia +. Townsend, will
be commenced in the January number, and
that tho arthur Of Ten Nights in Bu
Roo'n will begin, in the same number, a
new series Of Temperance Tales --attrac
tions sufficient to give any Magazine the
widest popular favor
The terms Of the Home Magazine are So.
. year, copies for five $; copies for SO;
8copies with IN extra copy to getter up Of
club, Sl2, and Is copies and one extra cory
$40. Specimen number 5 cts. Address r.
,, Arthur, 500 and sll Chestnut street,
Philadelphia.
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Popular NVearinesS of the Old
Charges Against the Democrat
It Party.

Popular WeHrtnSsS OF the OLD
Charges Against the Democrat
It Party.
That all Republican editors are not crazy,
finds proof in the following comments of the
Cincinnati Conamerca1l on the teachings Of
the recent elections. Some Of the Ropublis
can editors had aattered themselves that by
harping u21n tle absurd remarks of some
individual speaker or newspaper in the Dem
ccratc party, that the thoughts Of the pe0
pie might be perpetually diverted from
consideration Of the violated pledges Of the
Republican party and of the unrestored con
dition of the Union which an half million Of
lives were slti56ai to save. But these
shallow hopes have been aban louad bv at
least one leading paper Of the Rapub ican
party, and what 1t says on the subject is
worth repu bliShing. The Commercjal says:
But there is popular WEAKNESS as to
fighting thC oil battles of the war over I'll
the time. There are some other things to
think about.
We begged Ben Wade to stop the torrent
| vi personal Vituperation and violence long
enough tO talk a little about some of the
new Issues which were particularly imOor-
| tant here. Nothing could be got out of him
hut the same old song. The third officer Of
| the Government MIR. Speaker Colfax, gave
us Il very small amount of instruction in
proportion to the attitude and longitude
Of his discourse, and INDUCED in AN uDe
seemly aul untime'y threat Of hanging the
first officer Of the Governments The etfica-
cy Of such inliscrate harrangucs is seen in
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ga5" For French Merinos Alpacas and all
Einds OF Dress Goods go to
GRIMES & LINTON.


The death OF Eustaquio Barron, the eel
ebrated English banker of the city cf Mex.
leo has already been announced. His his.
tory was remarkable. The vast hacicndas
Of the Escalera and the Cristo in the valley
of Mexico belonging to his firm: the famou.
quicksilver mines Of the New Almaden IN
California has been his property; he was a
shareholder in the silver mines of Real del,
Month he had large estate and cotton
factories at Tepic and San Bias OF San
Bias he was once British consul and he
used to spend about twenty times his sal
ary in hospitality to the Englishmen who
came that way He was one of the fore
most bankers in Mexico; ''ard yet" Mr.
Barron was accustomed to observe, F'when
| come to England not IA halfa dozen peo
pl know who [ am" In the United
States, however he was celebrated as the
plaintiff in famous lawsuit against the
United States Government which bad seized
upon the negocio Of the Now Amadcn, al.
though victorious in the Supreme Court at
Washington, was iain at last to compound
the Barron claim for million and three
quarters of dollars
The Barrons were an ancient Roman
Catholic family from Ireland, and settled in
Spain during the last century. Mr. Barron s
father emigrated TO Mexico about forty
years since founded the great house which
bears his name, aud gained colossal for.
tune The Now Almaden wns literally .
mine Of wealth to him.
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latest Dodge OF the 'Guspeg"
Party,

The N Y. Church Union, the organ Of
the poljtica preaching mountehanks, nomi~
mates Fred Douglas, negro. as its candi>
date for President in 1868. The editor of
the Church Uaioa could not be as big n
rascal as his fellows without finding scrip
ture to enforce the nomination, and there
fore quotes the following text;
''Innsmuch osya did 1t not unt0 one ofthe
least Of these, gc did 1t nst unto me. y
Let every political parson take his cue
from the above There's nothing like GO
ing it stroag while you are about it
Prcach all to pcrlition who do not support
Fred.
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yE7YPRGED FEVER.

THIS disease is not only cured by Dr..
Railways Relief and Pills, but prevented
II exposed TO it, pat one teaSpoonful Of Re-
lief in tulnbter OF water. Dunk this be-
fore going out in the morning, ami several
times duli~g the day. Take one Of Rad
ways Pills one hour before dinner, and one
| on going to bed.
If seized with Fewer, tallc 1 to- Pills eve
ry six hours, until copiouS discharges from
the bowels take place; also drink the Relief
diluted with water, and bathe the entire sur
face OF the body with Relief. Soon a pow
e"fnl perspration will take place, and you
will feel pleasant heat throu ghout the sys.
tenn. Keep on taking Relief Immediately
every four hours, also the Pills. A cure
will be sure TO follow. The Relief is
strengthng, stimulating, soothing, and
quieting; it is sure to break up the Fever
and toneut alize the poison. Let this treat
ment be followed. and thousands will be
saved. The same treatment in Fever and
Ague, Yellow Fever, Ship Fevers Billions
Fever, will effect a cure in twenty four
hours. When the patient feels the Relefir-
ritating or heating the skin, cure is posi-
tive. In all cases where pain is felt, the Re-
lief should be used.
Reliet 30 cts; Pills 25 cts, Sold by all
Druggist. See DIR. Railways Almanac for
1865. Nov ,2'w.
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sEa.The Singer Sewing Machine.

nGav IT'S said that wonders never cease
aad truly there has been wonderful tam
BILE in the price Of dry goods at Browne 4
Roseman's They now have large, we'll
assorted, stock of fine and staple goods,
which they offer at extremely low figures.
They arc wide awake, and will not be un>
dersold by'aRy one. 60 and see them be-
fore buying, and get posted Brown, &
Roseman's is the place. One door above
Welch's Bank.
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HE HAS FOR THE FARMER,
Buckeye Mowers and Keepers, PittSbu
Plows and points, Double Shovels and Gu :
tivators, Horse and Hand Rqkes. Sheer
Shears and Sheep HOOf ,Trinmers, and
Hoes. Scythes, Hay and Manure Forks
Sncaths, Seythn Stone, and Rifles; Steel
Farm Bells, Chain and Cistorn pumps
Grindstones for Mowers, Axes, Trace
Chains and Hames Briar and Grass Scvthe,
Grain Cradles, Shovel and Fork Handles,
Mink Traps. and English and American
Cr0ss-cut Saws.
no THE CARPENTER AND BUILD
ER HEOfFERS, Boring Machines, Planes
Chisels, Saws, Wood and Iron Bench
Screws, Augura, Barn door Rollers and
Hinges, Door Locks Hinges, and Screws,
Nails, Glass, White Lead, Shutter Hinges,
&c. dc.
TO THE CARRIAGE AND WAGON
MhKNR.-Draw Knives, Hollow Augurs,
Tenor Saws, AXels, Springs, Seat Springs,
Cloth. Lace Drill aud Carriage Bolts.
TO THE ACKSMTTH. .-Iron Steel
Horse Shoes, Horse Nails Anvil Vises.
Stock and Dies
TO THE SiDDLER.-H Mount
ing, Kings. Buckles. Girtn Rein and Stuln-
inc Web, Saddle Trees, Bride and Harness
Bits, Wood and Iron Strups, Harness Butt
Chains, Plush, &C., sc.
TO THE GUNSMITH. Gun Barrels.
Locks and MOuntings.
TO TINNERR 81 COPPER SMITHS. -
Sheet~lron and Brass, Rivots and Wire.
TO THE CABINET MAKER.-L Locks,
Glue, Sand Paper and Castors.
WAGAEAM Ea. PETERS.
No. 323 One Door A Above the Post Office,
MARKET ST.; SrEUBEN WILLIE, 0.
May y, lS67-ly,
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a~See change in the time of visit of
DR. Sanderson. The d. has visited Cadiz
for over two years, aud has performed ma.
ny cures which testify his ability aa Physi.
clan and Surgeon. We cordially rocom~
mend him to any of our friends who may
be afflicted.
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1867-11-13
ssS~The Singer Sewing Machine.

TIE Professors Of the University Of Var
zorip, Poland, aIhavef received Instructions
fromathe Gar OF Russia Ito conduct the
studies of the institution in the Russian Ian,
guage. As not one of the Professors j:
acquainted with the language, having been
educated as Poles, they are somewhat en-.
barrassed.
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The GnsnrI Party

Ben Wade, "dctiag' Vice President aud
demi> God of the Radical party, has been
holding a conversation with "Mack," Of
the Cincinnati Commercial We give a
few piom extracts from the lips of truh
'pious" and "Godly" man, who has the
support of so many christian" men:
Were d-d badly whipped but it cant
be helped. 1t is the fate of war"
''By the eternal God they can't beat US
all the time"
Il want back out id inch l am as
strong for it now as | was before the cleo
ton"
"Helrs full Of such Radicals as we'll
have now"
''There will be the damnedest crawfsh-
ing you ever saw from this time forward. >
We'll give them a Republican form of
government in spite of the devil and all
his angels, including Andy johnson.
WHAT the devil has an election in Ohio
got to do with the matter.
Take up every devil of them and go 70,
'em."
Your Conservative devils meyer do
that"
"Chase wanted me to decline but how
the devil could do that
II asked him if it were true, as stated by
Mrs Lincoln, that Mr.. Lincoln left little or
no property behind him. No, its id
lie"
And spoke of several matters mentioned
by Mack as ID ID fooery."
This man who never opens his mouth
but TO blasphema and curse is the idol of
politital preachers.
"Nuf ced. J." Gospel in community
condensed. This is not from an obscure
follower, hut from one occupying the highs
est position of hoaorin the gift ofany party
60 Oh
n
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dhflgsl EIRaGEiMn.

The Springfield Mass. Repabljcnn ha,
an article on The InfdeIity of Ohio. "
1t says:
The defeat Of equal sufTrag, in Ohio i.
a disgrace and humiliation tn the Republi.
can party, not only Of that State but the
whole country. The petty victory in elect,
ing the State ticka is small compensation.
There are no excuses or pal.tatinng to be
oft red. The Republicans Of Ohio have d..
clarGd that they do not believe in cnual
suffrage asa right. They are wiling to aid
in forcing it upon the South, in order TO
secure loyal reconstruction and Republican
aScendepcy in hat section. but they deny il
to their own colord citizens, because they
feel strong enough without their votes.
Icls Is the whole case, ind there are no
means Of wardng off the derision and cou-
tempt it provokes. +"
Again, the Republican, speaking of the
impeachment and cofiScation questions,
comes to the following conclusions:
Senator Howard, Of Michigan, wrote a
letter recently in favor of impeachment,
which he was persuaded to withhold from
publication till atterthe election OF Tuesday.
It is likely now to be suppressed altogether.
The truth is that the result Of the elections
has had a suddenly SOLDERING influence, like
u bucket Of cold water on the head Of a
drunken man, and the inclination now will
be to moderate and reasonable councils.
The scheme of Butler and Wade to depose
the President first and impeach him after
ward will no more be heard of. and impeach-
ment itself will only be named by the more
impulsive politicians. The scheme for con
tiscation for reconstructing the governments
of Maryland and Kentucky, and for estabiis-
ing equal suffrage by law of Congress in all
the States, have all gone by the board.
The tendency nov will be to swing too far
the other way; but the party must not be
allowed to throw away the wheat with the
chaG "
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gSvO C0NSU UMPTIvEs.

The REV. EDWARD A. WILSON will send
free Of chargel to all who desire it, the pre-
scfiptlon with the directions for making
and using the simple remedy by which ne
was cured OF II lung affection and that dread
disease Consumption. His only object is to
benefit the ailiicted and he hopes every suf-
serer will try this prescription, as it willcost
thrn nothing, Hld my prove u ablessing.
Please address
REV. EDWARD a. WILSON.
No. l6j South ~, ct Niliiamsburyh. X. ".
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gGT Grimes & Linton have inst received
their second large stock Of Fall & Winter
goods. which waa bronght inside the last
ten DAYS and during tho late panic in the
Dry Goods market They are now allie and
uiW give greater bargains than ever. On
coming to town don't fail to examine the
goods at the cheap Cash Store of
GRINFS g. TNToN
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GSY~A few more defeats like those the
Radicals have sustained in the recent elec-
tions, will render that party anhydrous, and
their thirst for official dropiags will g un-
Guepched.