White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1867-07-18
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ger and stronger men can't raise-a nustache,
II Mr.. D. R. Locke tNasby) has been .d.
mitted to a partnership In the Toledo Blade.
: p Galusba A. Grow = I'll probahly be can
didate for Congress, to fil the vacancy caused
by the death of Mr.. Denison, Of Pennsylvania.
U A Boston paper observes: "Of military
interference Ex-Governor Wells has had his
Phil"
u Neither in the State Library, nor in any
! Of the departments Of the State Hoass at Hart
! ford, is there Bible.
p Prentice thanks an accomplished South
ern lady for dozen apples from the tree JEFF.
Davis was not hanged on. SD-g
T The swine in Sitka eat oniy ash, so that
! their pork has the taste of cod, and sausage
and Goldfish balls are syn onymOus terms.
| T The President complains that the country
is too large. The country complains that the
/ President is too small.
/ T A church is to be erected in London to
commemorate the abolition Of slavery, and to
be a, the same time a memorial of Lincoln.
! u DR.. Ciziale, the inventor of lithotri.y,
| (the operation of breaking q stone in the blad-
der.) died recently aged seventy-three.
IT The Car made the following remark af-
ter the attempted assassination People ap-
plsud in me the man who, in escaping, has pre-
served the honor of the French" $50
i IL Messrs. II. II. Robinson and She ward
have sold the Dayton Empire to J. McLain
= tha
paper to the Register.
U The New Orleans Picayune calls Gene
raj Sheridan "the Greatest Living EIcavator."
because he kept boring Wells until he reached
Flanders.
u Lady Du.ferin. an English author of
. much talent, and sister of the Hon. Mrs. Nor
Ton, so well known by her poetry, is dead
These ladies' were descendants of the famous
Sherdans, and Inherited much Of their genius.
D G- Russian who has lived long in our late
D purchase. asserts that he has never seen it so
cold in Sitkl as to form ice thick enough to en-
b able the residents to indulge in the amusement
$ of skating.
: u A Rhode Island manu- facturer, named
;, Brussels carpets in the Apartments of his
/, hostler therein. He is very much disgusted
because Congress won't "protect" our indus
} tries, aud means to see Mr.. Morrill, about it.
u The negro women down South say to the
;, missionaries "We don't want to be married
in the church. because if we are married in the
% church our husbands have right to all our wa
ges, and can do just what they please with u.s."
"a had made speech the other day, Mr.. Seward
10 said:
People Of Maryland After the very i'm
% pressive and touching speech which has been
' made to you by the President Of the United
J" States, it seems TO me a sacrilege to open my
=" lips
aI u Lancaster tPa.) paper says that a
young woman. residing in the western part of
E. that city, was so much injured while biting of
h. her toe nails, a few DAYS ago, that physician
? had to be called in to attend her.
II Defining tie political sympathies of the
Secretary OF War, the New York Tribune says
r there are three parties in The coutry now-the
!. Democrats, the Republicans and Mr.. Stanton.
O Which statement, if true, would make the Re-
J.. publican party much smaller than it is common
n ly supposed to be.
1t II A stranger in New York allowed 4 new
: made friend to measure his chest in bar room,
Is and shortly after found he Vas immeasurably
j. sold, when he went u take his money from his
q "a
y IL Mr.. Barnum thinks Punch's plan of feed
:, ing the boa constructors Welsh rabbits is open
, to mite of objection which will not commend
it to the tender sympathies Of Mr.. Bergh.-
Toasting lively cheese might be indictable un-
der the anti cruelty code.
/. u A BON mot in Paris is that the bullet Of
. the Pole missed the Gar, but killed the King
Of Prussia, alluding to the total eclipse that
monarch had sustained from the attention being
drawn from him 10 the Emperor Of Russia.
. IT Horace Greeley says: 81 predict that
: the child is born who will walk dry shod across
= what is now the American Fall TO Goat Island
: and back" The World thinks even this feat
e would excite less comment than Mr.. Greeley's
. famous performance at Niagara in 1864.
D Among the unrepoEted speeches in te
Presidents New England tour was one cf
workman in the Western railroad shops, who
said to Mr.. johnson az have watched With in
= tense delight your majestic 6rnness in the sd-
. minissration Of your noble policy and The main
tenance of the American eagle"
n IL proposition is before the New York
State Constitutional Convention to disfranchise
b. persons who are habitusi drunkards, and persons
. whose moral character, in some other respects,
: is not what it should be. ss
" In Portland, Maine, the iauor business
is thing of the past. All the old resorts on
}. Fore street are closed. One Of them has put
y up the following plaeard: "Bar taken out
prayer. meeting at four O'clock" % Yr
: p At one Of Mr.. Beechcr's recent Friday
evening meetings, woman arose and made
most ridiculous remarks. When che had fn-
!. ished Mr. Beecher quietly exclaimed "Not-
: : outstanding this. I am still in favor Of wo-
q mans speaking in meeting" ts.
o p They tell Of one Of the .untsui6sd ct
= Bridgeport. Connecticut, who vas especially
eager to see the PsssidsntiAl party. exclainins.
= as he rushed up TO the car: "i doa't care