The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1867-02-08

(Sofio Voce) Let her slido. (Aloud.) |
Aud yet air, come hero prepared and
ready, and willing TO grasp, as with the
grasp Of a compatriot aud brother, the
fiipper Of any Man.
(Rogers--No no WrongD
The bunch of 6ves of any man. (Sono
r0ce) What's next Jack ,Bxcitedly.)
What's nextf You'd make blessed d.
bottle-holdcr, wouldn't your I'll get on
that weepin' part (Aloud) Ihave che-ild
"a youthful b woy-
(IogerS-yon've skipped all that about
the rebel debit
(Sotto roce) Let her drive. (Aloud) l
repeat Mr., Referee
tRogers pulls his oOattail)
that is to say, Mr.. Speaker, that have
youthful bwoy--the scion of a game
(Rogors--No,)
Solo poce) Yes It isl (Aloud of q
game of ancestry. would that in coming
years that this my only, my youthful che-ild
should grow up with emotion, Reporterl
to emulate the example, and inherit the vir.
tues, aud to glory in tho record of his
! fe. ather,
(Rcgers-now weepD Mr.. Mor.Easy
wipes his eyes with his pocket handker.
chief.
(Soao roce) That couldn't been done
much patheticker, could it Jack
(Rogers--Try agesture.)
feel deeply sensible, Mr.. Referee.
| (strikes out froM the shoulder in a a grace.
ful manuer.) A laugh. (Mr. Mor-Easy in
dignant at this unieeling reception OF his
pathosl
Look here, you mussent come your ohaff
on me | aint that gait! kin strip and 60
in rough aud tumble on this Jest as quick
as you feel like il
(Rogers pulls at his coat-tail)
| kin polish off tho whole d crowd in
half dozen rounds. daughter; Mr.. Nor.
Easy INDUCES in excited but scientific ges-
tures.) Look'crc don't make no limits on
my game, and you kin buck agin that tiger
jist as long as you think it's healthy! Now
who wants to walk into mel Now, just
put up yer hands, will yerf
The last remark addressed to the Speaker,
Wood and Rogers both pull at o coat-tail.
Nor. Easy (apologetically.) Well don't
let no joke pull my sneezer morn onc't at a
time. Maybe my knowledge box ant got
so much in it as yours. and aint much on
the speak but that ere aint the kind o.
punishment wat sends me to grass. (Cries,
Order OrderD | kin go ye n thousand to
five hundred ON this little mill and see il
| don't come mp smlin on the last round
I've got some greenbacks left yet spent
$50 900 On The election in New York. They
say money makes the mare go, but it didn't
make our Mayor go into New York State.
That's sure enough.
(Rogers prompts and hands q page Of
manuscript. Pardon this digression.)
Pardon this digression (Reads Methlnks
behold, mothinks behold In the dim vista
of the coming future, the vision OF a reunit
ed and reconstructed land when the dark
clouds of a vile fanaticism have been swept
away by the beacon lights OF the Consttu-
ton and when upon the handicapped pin
nacle of our glorious country shall be OBJ
served the gracefully swaying and hexihle
figure of that second jackson, who now oc
cupies the Presidential chair, and so nObly
dspenses the post.ollices and collectorships
to a beloved and bleeding country shall be
Observed say, supported on the one side
by the immortal Washington, and the Other
by the illustrious jackson, floating aloft the
emblem of thrty.six stars, and having shut
fled (S0fO 1oce) is that shutfied?
(Rogers-Yes. Shuflled off this mortal
coil)
(SoAo roce)-What kind of shuttle is
that? (Aloud.) And the halo shall hover
round his classic brow, and those that gaze
in awe and wonder shall exclaim (SOttt
uoce) What's Oh the next pagei forge
: exactly.
Rogers--Can't find it.
r-Easy--[ Soto oOceJ I'm off my pins
Jack. What is itl lAloud.] Shall ex
claim, something like:
"Puffs there smoke with so aummxet
, fNo, I've got'it. "Breathos there maj
with soul so dead" etc
Excuse me, shall exclaim-
: "who never to himself hath said,
8 This is my own, my native land"
9 like teller of that kind of buid-he'
game-he's feller that amt easy knocke
II off mis- foundations.
Rogers hands him leaf of manuscript.
We read. Mr.. Speaker, in Herbert Spen
9 GERS beautiful system of natural philosophy
in which he explains how both hom-hon
Q homogeneous and hetter.he tter.h hetteroger
eous materials of the earth become by
process of differ differ ifler.en; n;iation. So
9 10 Docc-is that straight Jack?
A messenger hands Mr.. Mor-Easy doc
ument. He reads it,
I've got bill here from old Bill Toyee
which reads:
"A petition for an appropriation to es
X tablish institutions for the relief of ind
It gent pugiis:s, bruised and battered in til
cause of science
Igo my pile on that As I was saying
o Mr.. Referee, do not deem it necessary
go into any explanations of tho persona
associations which render this glcriou
Union and this Constitution, beqneathed
Q us by our forefathers, dear to me as my
what is it ? as my | need not come b'
J. fore you like Othello, to gain your affeC
e tiops by reci.ing the dangers thrcdg
l. which have passed, in the words Of tn
e poet. Soto Uoce How does it run Jack
! AlGud.l Which conveys the same mora
, sentiment as that familiar popular air rela
. ing how
0 " His tale to her he told
= OF all the dangers he he'd passed,
In catching rats so bold"
tSoho roce. WAS it rats, or dogs i
l. pound time 2 Aloud By all the meme
v ries of the heroic blood that fell upon til
: CORY sod at--st--
IRogers-Antietam.
l. Soto Uoce live got an idea of my ow
-falondl the CORY sod at the dock, foot {
l. Amos street, where Bill Poole licked me i
a regular rongh aud tumble by all th
. memories of the-home- brewed---
e Rogers-No, no.
/ of the claret; thai is to say, the bloc
D. that Redeemed the field of Chatham Four Co
d Ders.
d IRogers-Wrong!
N Soto pOcel You let me alone. SiOud
y Chatham Four Corners, where licked Yar
kee Sullivan. by the memory Of sanguinar
strifc at Buffalo
[Rogers-N0, no.
Where licked the bold Heenan | cor