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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-05-02
j. LANTZ, DENTIST

E Has permanently located him.
UfS4$A self in Stroudsburg, and moved
his office next dooi 10 DIR. s.
Walton, where he is fully prepared to treat
lhe natural teeth, and also to insert incorrup-
tible artificial teeth on pivot and plate, in tue
latest and most improved manner Most
persons know the danger and folly of trust
ing their work to the ignorant as well as
the travelling dentist. 1t matters not how
much experience person may have, he Is
liable to have some failures out of number
OF cases, and if the dentist lives at distance
1t is frequently put off until it is too late to
save the tooth or teeth as it NAV be, other
wise the Inconvenience and trouble of going
so far. Hence the necessity of obtaining the
services of a dentist near home. All work
warranted.
Stroudsburg, March 27, 1862,
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An I,ishman's Will.

To the name of God amen /, Timothy
Doolsn, of Ballydownderry, in the coun-
ty Of Clare, Farmer, being sick and wake
in the legs, but of sound head and warm OF
heart, Glory be to God, do make this me
first and last will, and ould and new les
taments And first, give me sowl to the
Lord when it PLACES him to take it and
shure no thanks to me aither, for | can't
help it thin, and me body to buried in the
groun. in BaIlydow nderry Chapel where
NIL me kith and kin that have gone before
me, and thin that live after me bclongin
TO me, lie buried, peace to their ashes and
may the sod rest lightly on their bones
Bury me near me God father, Felix y
Flatherty, bechuxte and between him
and me Father and Mother, who lie all
separated together at the other side OF
the chapel yard. l lave the bit of ground
containing tin acres (rale ould Irish ones,
to me eldest son Tim, after tho death o
his mother, if she survives him. Ne
daughter Mary and her husband, Ora
gan, are to get the white Sow that's 90
ing to have II black benefits Tady. m,
second boy, what was killed in the war
in Amerikay, might haye got his pick
of the poultry, but as he is gone I'll Law,
thin to his wife who died one wake be
fore he did. [ bequeath to all mankin,
the fresh air air Of heaven, all tht
fishes of the sea, they can take, and al
the birds of the air they can shoot.
leave unto thin all the sun, moon anc
stares. leave to Peter RAFFERTY, a pin
of Petheen that | can'c finish and ma,
God be merciful to him.
(Signed) his
her TIMOTHY Y DooLAN.
MARY Y REGAN. mark
mark
John O'Sullivan.-Witness.
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EXCELSIOR! /!
EXCELSHOR! EXCELSIOR.,
CHASTELLAR'S
Hair EXterminatOr !!
For Removing Superfluous Hair.

TO the ladies' especially, this invaluable
depllatory recommends itself as being an al
most indispensable article 10 female beauty,
is easily applied, does not burn or inure the
SKIN, but acts directly on the roots. II is
warranted to remove superfluous hair from
low foreheads, or from any part of the body,
completely, totally and radically extirpating
the same leaving the skin soft, smooth and
natural. This Is the only article used by
the French. and is the only real effectual
depilalory in existence. Price rs cents per
package, sent postpaid, 10 any address, on
receipt Of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS g. Co., Chemists.
~, 2s5 River ST., Troy, N. Y.
Feb. IA, lS67.-ly.
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Mayor Wistach, of Cincinnati, submit.
ted his first message on Saturday. From
it it appears that the debt of that city is
S3,379, 300, and its assets sl0,389, ,G63
The deaths in that city during the past
year numbered 1894, of which 2033 were
from cholera
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-05-02

Senator James L. Graham, of Alleghe-
ny county, was elected Speaker of the
Pennsylvania Senate prior to the adjourn
ment last week. The term of Speaker
Hall expires before the Legislature meets
sagain. 1t is customary for lhe Senate to
elect Speaker from among the members
holding over, to provide for filling any
possible vacancy in the Office of Governor
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ASTROLOGY. A
The World AStOniShed
AT THE WONDERFUL REVELATIONS
MADE BY THE GREAT ASTROLOGIST
Madame IL. A. PERRIGO.

She reveals secrets no mortal ever knew
She restores to happiness those who, from
dolelul events, catastrophes, crosses in love,
loss of relation and friends, loss OF money.
&C., have become despondent. She brings
together those long separated, gives informa-
ton concerning absent friends of lovers, re-
stores lost or stolen property, tells you the
business you are best qualified to pursue and
in " hat you will be most successful, causes
speedy marriages and tells you the very day
you will marry, gives you the name, likeness
and characteristics of the person. She reads
yourvery thoughts, and by her almost su-
pernatural powers unveils the dark and hid
den mysteries of the future. From the stars
we see in the frmanent-the malefic stars
that overcome or predominate in the confis :
uration-from the aspects and positions OF
the planets and the fixed stars in the heavens
at the time of birth. she deduces the future
destiny OF man. Fail not to consult the
greatest As,roiogist on earth. 1t costs you
but a tribe, and you may never again have
so favorable m opportunity. Consultation
fee, with likeness and all desired information.
81. Parties living at a distance can con-
suit the Madame by mail with equal safety
and satisfaction TO themselves, as if in per-
son: A full and explicit chart, written out,
with ali inquiries answered and likeness en-
closed, sent by mail on receipt of price
above mentioned. The stric,est secresy will
be maintained, and all correspondence re-
turned or destroyed. References of the high
est order furnished those desired them Write
plainly the day of the month and year in
which you were born, enclosing small lock
of hair. Address,
MADAME II. A. PERRIGO,
p. 0. DRAWER 293, BUFFALO, N. Y
Feb. 14,-IS67.-1y.
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PromisSory notes are liable to stamp
duty of five cents for each 500 or frac-
tionai part thereof. If note contain.
any special agreement, such as waving
ahe stay of execution, right to inquisition
appeal, or exemption, it is liable to an
additional duty of FIVE cents. Notes con.
tanning confession of judgment are IL
able 70 an additional stamp of fifty cents.
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DAS CUTE LAGER BIER!
LAGER BEER AND DRAUGHT ALE

AA Manufactured by Ruff d LASER,
AzzAsin STROUD township, on the road lead
ing from Stroudsburg 10 Tannersyille, within
three (3) miles OF Stroudsburg.
The above firm have lately erected an ex-
tensive Brewery for Malt Liquors in said town.
ship, where they are ready and able to man
ufacture any quantity and of the best quail
lies of Beer and Ale. They have always on
hand large stock of the above-named Bev-
erages which can be fully recommended for
their superiority of favor and substance by
b. Mansfield, proprietor of the Indian Queen
Hotel, and other Hotel and Restaurant
Keepers in Stroudsburg, and throughout the
county.
Those commencing business, and those
having already established places for the
sale of superior, wholesome liquors, would
do well to patronze our young friends since
they are selling their articles cheaper, and
the cost OF freight being saved, than they
can be bought elsewhere Orders by Mail
promptly attended 10. Address.
RUFF & LASER, Brewers,
Stroudsburg, Pa.
March %, 1867.
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'Vsn you're married man, Sammy
you'll understand great many things a.
you don't understand now but vether
it's worth While to go through so much tc
learn SO little, as the charity boy said
when he got to the end of the alphabet
Is a matter of taste"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-05-02

Arrested for Robbery of over $780,
000.-Joseph Beauford, alias "Peppery
joe" was arrested in Newark one day
last week, by Government detectives from
Washington, on a charge of having stolen
over 100000 from the Brooklyn navy
yard some two years ago. He has resid,
ed in Newark for some time, and is said
TO own real estate there. The officers
who arrested him said that he was one of
the most expert burglars and shoplfters
in the country. He was taken to Wash
iDgton.
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Acts have passed the Legislature Civ
ing the Commissioners of Northampton
county, So per day giving the county
auditors of Northumberland county S3 a
day, aud the supervisors and township
auditors of the different townships 81 80
Per day giving the assessors of Lehigh
county 81 day for their service; allow
ing the county commissioners and auid-
tors of Monore Co. $3.50 day for their
services allowing the treasurer of Lchigh
county 81 900 per auuum in addition tc
the compensation now received by him
Tor the collection of money due the State
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1t is supposed that the Lord made wo
men smaller than men, to enable the lat
ter to hit them over the cutters when j
rains.
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NEW STORE
NEW GOODS
REDUCED PRICES!

DARIUS DREHER, begs leave to an
nounce to his friends and and to the pub
lie generally, that he has just received a
general assortment of
Dry Goods, Notions, Dress Trimmings,
AND
MILLINERY GOODS
consisting. in part of the following desirable
articles, viz:
Cdiicocs,
LdWns,
French Untzs,
Children's Dress Goods,
Worked Edgings,
Pdrasols, Zephers,
Shetland Woods,
Shetland Wool ,Shawls
Delaines,
MusHns,
White Dress Goods,
Msertings,
Lady's and Ch7dren's Sacks
Flannel and Cloth,
Lady's, Kisses and Mems Hoes,
Gtores and Collars,
Mourning Goods,
Surroundings, DC, DC,
Goods shown with pleasure. "Quick
sales and small profits at the old and wei
known Millinery Stand of F. A. DREHER
The Millinery business will be carried OF
as usual by Mrs. DREHER.
Patronage respectly solicited.
DARIUS DREHER.
April 26, 1866.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-05-02

ln New Orleans, they are rejoicing at
the arrival of a steam plow from England
AS slavery goes out machinery comes in
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COE'
DY SPEPSlA Gu RE!
THIS GREAT REMEDY FOR ALL
L DISEASES of The



L DISEASES of The
STOMACH,
is the discovery Of the inventor of Goes val.
liable Cough Basam, while experimenting
for his own health. 1t cured Cramp in The
Stomach for him which had before yielded
to nothing but chloroform.
The almost daily testimony from various
parts Of the country encourage us to believe
there is no disease caused by disordered
stomach it will not speedily cure.
PHYSICIANS ENDORSE AND USE TT
Ministers gipe testimony Of lis efficacy!
And from oil directions We receive tidings o!
cures perfnrmed.
Dyspepsia
IL is sure to cure.
Heartburn,
One dose will cure.
Sick III adache!
1t has cured in hundreds of cases.
Headache and Dizziness!
Ii stops in thirty minutes.
Acidiy Of the Stomach!
Ii correctS at once.
Rising Of the Food!
1t stops Immediately.
Distress after Eating!
One dose will remove.
Cholera Morbus!
Rapidly yields to few doses.
Bad Breath.
VIII be changed with halt bottle.
1T IS PERFECTL HARMLESS!
Its UNPRECEDENTED SUCCESS is ow-
ing 10 the fact that
1t Cures by Assisting Nature
TO RE-AssERT HER SWAY IN THE SYSTEM 4!
Nearly every dealer in the United States
sells II at
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
C. G. CLARK & CO., Proprietors,
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
For sale by Dreher q Bro, Derrick e.
Williams, and WIN. Hollinshead, Strouds-
burg. Pa. Jan. pa, '67-1y
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Boots and Shoes.

DOO w SVx4N< S4OSoS
both city and homemade, all of which he
will dispose of at prices which will make
purchasers wonder. Look at few of the
prices at which | am really giving away
goods, and you cannot fail to be convinced
that my store, in Slormssille. is tn, place
at which TO secure real bargains:
PRINTS from 10 to % cents per yard,
MUSLINS from l5 to 25 ss yard,
De LANES from 25 to 35 Z" yard,
and all Woolen goods at figures propor-
tionately low.
Boots and Shoes very low - homemade
at least so per cent. below Stroudsburg
prices.
SUGARS from 10 to II cents per pound,
MOLASSES from so cts. 10 81 per gal
In short, all articles in my line far below
the monopoly prices which have hereto.
fore prevailed.
The excitement growing out Of these great
reductions has already began. but come one,
come all, my stock will always be found full
up 10 the demand.
BUTTER, EGGS, and country produce
generally will no, be refused in exchange
for goods, and the highest market prices al
lowed. CASPER METZGAR.
Stormsville, Pa, Nov. %, le66.-tf
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Brown & Keller.
DEALERS IN
Clocks, Watches, JeWelry, Silver
Ware, Plated Ware, Books,
Stationery. Wall Paper,
Notions, &C., &c.

They have recently purchased "MEI.
ICKS OLD STAND" and with increased
facilities for business, and a determination
to please, feel justified in asking the con.
tinued patronage Of the old customers of this
establishment. In constant communication
with Importers in New YORK and PHI1A.
DELPHIA, and in possession of peculiar ad.
vantages in this respect, they are prepared
to sell CLOCKS, WATCHES & JEW.
ELRY, of superior make and finish as we'll
also as of cheaper character, at remarkably
low rates.
They also keep constantly on hand the
best quality of
Silper and Plated Ware, Tea Spoons, Cas-.
tors, Specidcles, Razors, Pen-kniues,.
Scissors, end all SORTS of Cuilerv;,
Toys Of all kinds, Childrens.
Carriages, Bird cages
Fishing Tackle.
Baskets, Guns and Pistols, Lamps of ali
kinds and FIXTURES; Superior Seuing
Machines, Clothes Wringers, School
Books. Miscellaneous and Blank
Books, Ledgers and Day
Books Paper, Envelopes,
Pens, Ink, DC, 9c.
| Phofoeraph Frames, Wall Paper, Windov
Shades, and Fruit Cans Of euery de-
scription.
Lamp Burners altered. Repairing of Clocks,
Watches and Jewelry attended to promptly
and satisfactorily. Orders ta ken for Silver
Ware and filed with dis pa tch.
Stroudsburg, May 10, lS64.--tf
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POLAND'S
Magic Bilious Powders !!

Magic Bilious Powders!
GTHIS PREPARATION
ZA l. is the discovery ofthe Rev.
$sssszz=zz.1SYJ $ssszzzE4YJ POLAND. formerly Pastor of
VeSoLAN1T the Baptist Church in Goffs-
)MaG,ca town, N. H., and man dearly
,,SoWnrpsA beloved by that denomination
So throughout New England
He was obliged to leave the pulpit and
study for medicine to save his own life.
and his MAGIC POWDERS are one Of the
most wonderful discoveries Of modern times
1t is THE GREAT LIVER AND Bilious KEN
EpY which completely throws in the shade
all other discoveries in medicine; and 1t al
fords him much qualification that they re-
ceiye the unanimous appreciation of all who
have tested them. The Magic Bilious Pow
ders are
Positive Cure for Liver Complaint!
in its most aggravated form, and an lmme-
diu tc correctof OF all
BILIOUS pERANGEMENTS!
Excellent for HEADACHE,
CONSTIPATION,
PIMPLES, BLOTCHES, A SALLOW
SKIN, DROWSINESS, DIZZINESS.
HEARTBURN, PALPlTATION,
| AND most WONDERFUL
| Cure and Preventive of Fever and Ague
| eve advise all who are troubled with this
fearfu malady to always keep the Powders
on hand ready for immediate use.)
| Here are few important particolers:-
1st.-They are the Great Specific for al
Bilious Affections.
2d.-They are the only known remedy
that will cure Liver Complaint.
3d.-They are The only known remedy
that will cure Constipation.
4th.-The Powders are so thorough ir
their operation that one package will be a
that the majority of those using them will
require TO effect cure.
5th.-They are mild and pleasant yet the
most effectual catharlic known.
9th They are the chea pest and best med
cine extaht, as they can be sent by mail IL
any part of the g lobe for the price, so cents
Circulars, containing certificates, in'orma
iion. &C., sent to any part Of the world free
Of charge.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS, or b,
mail on application 10
C. G. CLARK & CO.,
GENERAL AGNTs,
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
Price, so Cents per Boa.
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A CARD TO THE LADIES.
DR.. DUPONCO'S
Periodical Pills,
FOR FEMALES,

FOR FEMALES,
lnfalible in Correcting Irregularities, ,Remov-
ing Distractions of the Menses, from
Whatever Cause, and
ALWAYS SUCCESSFUL AS A PREVENTIVE.
Ii Is now over thirty years since the above
celebrated Pills were first discovered by DR..
DUPONCO of Paris, during which time
they have been extensively AID successfully v
used IN most of the public institutions, as
well as IN private practice, of both hemi-
spheres, with unparai ielied success in every
case, and 1t is only at the urgent request
OF The thousands of Ladies who have used
them, that he is induced TO make the Pills
public for the alleviate of those suffering
from any Irregularities whatever, as well as
TO prevent an increase family where health
will not permit it,
ON E PILL Is A DOSE.
Females peculiarly situated. or those sup
posing themselves so. are cautioned against
using these Pills while in that condition lest
they "invite Miscarriage after which ad-
monItlon. the Proprietor assumes no respon-
sibillty, although their mi!dness would pre-
vent any mischief TO health, otherwise the
Pills are recommended as
MOST INVALUABLE REMEDY
80 49, NHOSS SO peculiar
to the sex, viz. Distressing and Painful
henstruatton, Retention. Pain an the Back
aud LoinS. Pressing Dopn Pains, Rash of
Blood TO the Head Dizziaess, Dimness Of
Sight, Green Sickness, Heariness. Fatigue
on any Night Ereriion, Palpitation of the
Heart, and all the various distressing com.
plants, particularly that most annoying
wea kenIng. and the beginning of all othe
female weaknesses,
The Leue0rrh0ea, or Whites.
AT the same time, there is nothing in these
pills that can do injury 10 life or health. -
Let The directions be strictly follo,oed, and
you will find them to be all they are repre-.
sented.
ONE BOX rs SUFFICIENT.
$4,000 Boxes have been Sold Within
Two Years.
Ten thousand Bores sent by Letter, both
by myself and Agents, to ali parts of the
world, TO which answers have been returned.
in which ladies' say, nothing like the above
pills have been known since THE SCIENCE
OF MEDICINE DAMNED UPON THE WORLD,
In Removing DISTINCTIONS and Restoring
Nature to its Proper Channel,
ouIETING THE NERVES and bringing back the
Rosy color of Health" to the check of the
most delicatn.
PRICE 81 PER Box. SIX Boxes S5.
Sold in Struudsburg, Pa, by DREHER g.
BROTHER, Sole Agent.
Ladies by sending $l.00 10 DREHER e.
BROTHER, Stroudsburg Post-Office can have
the pills sent (confdentiaily), by Mail, to
any part of the country, "lree of posta ge."
Nov. %, lS66.-lyr.
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TIE TRUE REMEDY DISCOVERED AT LAST.
UPHAM'S Fresh Meat Cure,
Prepared from the formula of Prof. Trous-
seau. of Paris, cures Consumption. Lung
Diseases. Bronchitis, Dyspepsia. Marasmus,
General Debility and all morbid conditions
0! tne system dependent on deficiency of vi
liorce 1t is pleasant to taste, and a sim
gle bottle will convince the most skeptical
OF lis virtue as the great healing remedy OF
the age .. bottle, or six bottles for So.
Sent by Express. Sold by
s. G. UPHAM,
No. % South EIGHTH Street
= Philadelphia.
And all principal Druggists. Circulars
sent 'ree. Feb. %, '67.-3m.
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SCRATCH! SCRATCH
Itch! Itch! Itch!

Try Hollinshead' Itch Ointment. sure
cure for that troublesome disease. War
ranted to cure, or the money refunded.
Not injurious.
Prepared and sold at
w. HOLLINSHEAD'S Drug Store.
Stroudsburg, Oct 1lth, 1866.
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MAKE WAY!
GOOD NEWS FOR ALL
IN SHAPE OF
New G0OdS at St0rmSyiIIe.

TTIfE subscriber takes pleasure in inform.
= ing the public, that he has just opened
The largest and best selected stock of Goods,
at his old stand in Stormsville, Pa, ever
brought into Monroe county, and that he
has determined 10 dispose of them at prices,
much cheaper than they can be bought at
any othe. establishment, whether in town or
country. His stock comprises, in almost
endless variety, and of the best quality.
DRY GOODS,
NOTIONS,
HARDWARE,
QUEENSWARE,
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The Leue0rrh0ea, or WhiteS,

AT the same time, there is nothing in these
pills that can do injury 10 life or health. =
Let The directions be strictly follo,oed, and
you will find them to be all they are repre-.
SpufpI
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DRUGS, MEDICINES, &C., &c.
He has, also, on hand very large assort-
ment of new and fashionable
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CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED,

March %, 1867.
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EXCELSIOR!!
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1867-04-10

w. II. Wigg, Esq, advertises the
opening of night school at the City
School Room, on Assembly street.
This will be great convenience to
such of our young men ns are occu-
pied during the day. MI. w. is fully
competent to carry ont all he under
ta1<es
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1867-04-10

The NORTH CAROLINA MURDER
We published, yesterday, q paragraph
from our Charlotte exchanges, of the
escape of murderer. His name is
Owens, and reward of 1000 has
been offered for his arrest. The
Charlotte Times says that when he
was last seen it was thought he was
making his way to the railroad across
the Catawba. He was from York
District, and is described as follows:
"Owens is about five feet ten inches
high, with short body and long legs;
weighs about 1876 pounds; hair light
brown, light grey eyes, complexion
originally fair, but now tanned, sharp
featured and thin face, high cheek
bones, low receding forehead, large
ears, and one eye seems slightly 81
mayed, which can only be noticed by
close examination; forward IN his
address, soft voice and fond of talk
ing; roundshouldered, lounging,
staggering gait, and some scars on
the side of the neck. He is about
thirty years of age"