The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-09-05

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On So Sea ns.i. :ss ,,ss nsss.
Law. 1lrA Howell. They formerly lived
y : pa.1A snarets9tiQys houae on the
t6s ilns z ol.li1! D. VIM !.
La VII :, - y Z lean Of II:
D1viA Fl re pnsi
JsG d. he ben ths r
They used % b Seducsd 70 such strafta
th ,a' they a: = 70 sSs.eE5oedl aaa otas,
door neighbor, who, while he detested
IA EEL ls1 S;E sf st: Il.
ncighbor had his patience rather severly
tried ono day, when he xas informed
3shoi tce1 1haeAieed for aasociating with
lis childrcn. They were ordered not
again to be seen playing with any such
flow trash Of children" This was rath-
cr mortifying to Jcff's neighbor, \ very
rcspt&>D Nilv ipdeear and whose
chi 4kA the sssccistes 81
thdse UY tkl6 LIT MnSllics III The country;
but 1t demonstrates the spirit which ac-
tuatcs the Southern chiyalry-borrow
from you, and then spit in your face.
But as hksu, gk Day q. AMI Il his e
an elegant house on the same street; and
the other evening at the Ottawa House,
I1 11& NJ, Z Az 3sTs ssil E s,n Z:
Scotch wife Of considerable pluck and
spirit, and both take great deal of pride
in beautiful garden which is attached
to their house. Since jeff and his fam
lily came to reside next door to them the
younnar mambers of Jeff's family have
R par s9 sss, Ny ~ ~ ~
flower beds, &C., much to tho grief and
annoyance ofall tssfanily. About two
weeks ago, however, Mrs. b. took
the Law. into her own hands. The cir
f Sa1iS sa' s;'sS E ':'' sssss
and get into the garden, and was quietly
engaged in picking strawberries and
stuifing himself with them, when our
Scotch lady, immediately proceeded to
the garden, picked up h birch wand, and
gave young Jeffa sound threshing-let
ting him 60 with the admontion that
the dose would be repeated every time
he was found there unlimited. OF
course the youth went home believing
from the application Of the birch to his
hips, and the whole family Of the ''Pres-
ident was up IN arms, and an immedi-
ate demand was made by the female
portion Of the family TINT JEFF. Davis
himself proceed to the neighbours house
Ny nlAQeedeb rung the door bell which
Wy 6pefSed by the lady herself after
which the following colloquy took
Davis desire to see the lady of
! the house.
Scotch I.ady--I'm the Teddy o. this
hoose. What may ca you, if you'll
excuse me for spcerin'?
jeff: Davis Hesitatingly)--I am
Plesidents Davis.
sHeUtch 4Mdy-Ou',: So you arc jeff.
Davis, are you: Your neebor of ours,
"'l ln,t in, avisA1 an .aa Of a7haa5-oa f.
Scotch Lady Rather snappishly)-
AAsgl ssast may TIC your business wi
- kaasis-I..c alueu. 10 inform YOU
That one ofyour servants abused my son
jeff III II most shameful manndr.
scotch lady Rising to the dignity
which attaches to q true matron) -Dinna
deceive yourself Mr.. jeff. Davis, it was
name of my servants that gave the cal
liant lickin. I it nlysel, aud what
mair, il ever IQo hi in our garden
again, I'll give him double dose.
jeff. Dayis-This Is outrageous con
duct to both my family and myself |
will appeal to the law and have you ar.
rested.
Scotch Lady-(getting her mad up
Arrested: list try that. l suppose YOU
nsna'so IN the Confederacy and
j FoOat oft? You'd put me in
kut1ND y~n? Hoo DO you like Il
no 70 lang since you goi
out? Weel, you'rea pretty man to tall,
.onybody-jist after you escaped the hal.
!. Aerswi' the skin o. yer teeth.
80 A this juncture JEFF. Davis beat has.
ty retreat, leaving our Scotch lady still
ot;lking, aud when the latter saw he was
leaving she slammed the door after him
Notwithstanding Jefferson Davis has
large number OF admirers among the
90 Rgisll and some Of the rich Canadians
= le: Ne very seldom walks out, and
NMaM hcsdocs 1t Is In the cool of the eve.
ming. Ills lank, lean body, shrivelet
face, prominent mouth, the grin which
constantly envelopes his countenance
his sunken eyes, and hawk-like expires
sion, are not calculated to make the PEG
pie reverence and respect him. Blu
$3.50 p4lGl AeY0nd all this, the .memor,
1khdcHalvifie' stu adheres to him
= 1sz6e1it-~ and witlaeF lis reputation
y whercvtr he goes. Go where he like
he is u doomed man-intinitcly more s.
than Aaron Burr or Benedict Arnold
Educated ut the expense of his country
lie embraced the first opportunity t
head rebellion to destroy 1t. 1t is no
strange. Therefore that the report shout
- e<to nike ~ his residence some
whcrc in the State of Georgia.
ADVENTURES OF A STREAK Or LIGHT
NlNG.-The National HteHigcnccr, u
Washington City, says:
During the storm, on Saturday after
wight current q elect electricity, :, q
ming rod attached to Wizards Hote
came to point where the glass insuato
had been broken, and the rod had com