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- MAIL RegTEs.

Il
cu1cAao AND EASTERN MAI4-aTrives at
ca a!eo NJ and $50 P. M. Closes at $3.50 A. NJ.
81 800 p NJ.
1a anu 1RYRON MAIL-via Watertown, lamp
On Rapids City, Port Byron and Cordova, ar
ives at s:25 A. NJ. Closes 415 p. M.
DAVENPORT, IOWA, MAIL-arrives at A.
M. and P. NJ. Closes at 8 A. M and M
OOUAWKA MAIL-via Camden Mills, Pleasant
Ridge. Hazlitt, Hamlet, Perryton, Aledo, High
Point. New Boston, Keithsburg, Oquawks 20
Ouuawka Junction, (Sagetown), leaves daily At
GA. NJ, and arrives at $50 p. M. Mail mat
ter for Edgington, Andalusia, Buffalo, Prairie,
Illinois City, Drury, Copper Creek, &C., &C.,
goes by this route.
MONMOUTH MAIL-via Presumption, Suez, vi
ola. North Henderson, Spring Grove, and Mon
mouth to Macomb, leaves Wednesday and Sat
uryiay at Z A. NJ, and arrives Tuesday and Err,
day at P. NJ. Millersburg and hiehianu
Grove are supplied by this route.
CENTRE RIDGE MAIL-via Rural anu o Was
Ridge to Oxford and Galesburg ieaVes "eu-
nesday and Saturday ut A. M, anu arfNes
Tuesday and Friday at +. M al 2
COAL VALLEY MAIL-(by cars) daily, leave.
between and A. NJ, returning at about
CAMBRIUGE MAIL-via Coal alley, Pennsyl
vania, Orion and Andoyer to Cambridge, leave
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at A. M
returning Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
5P. Nh e--r--v- q $780,
Oeiee hours from. z A.. M. to 8 p. M.
ns-Sundays, open from 8 TO 10 Am:
- JAMES f. COPE, Post Master.
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ASTROLOCY.
THE WORLD ..EIONISHED
at the Wonderful Revelations
MADE BY THE GREAT ASTR0l06iS !.
MADAME II. A. PERRlGO.

She reveals secrets no mortal ever knew. one
restores to happiness those who, from doleful ev-
ents catastrophes crosses in love, loss of relations
and friends, loss of money, &C., have become des-
pondent. She brings together those long separa-
Ted gives information concerning absent 1rlehds
or lovers restores lost stolen property tells you
the business you are best qualified to pursue anu
in what YOU will be most successful, causes speedy
marriages and tells you the very day you VIII
marry. gives YOU the name, likeness and charae-
terisfics of the person. She reads your very
thoughts and by her almost supernatural powers
unveils the dark and hidden mysteries OF the fu-
ture From the stars we see in the armament
the malefc stars that overcome or predomnate III
the confguration-fr from the aspects and posltions
of the planets and the fixed stars in the heavens
at the time of birth, she deduces the future des-
| tiny of man. Fail not to consult the greatest
| Astrologist on earth. 1t costs you but tribe,
| and YOU may never again have favorable an
| onnortuuity. Consultation fee, with likeness and
| ali desired information, 81. Parties living at a
distance can consult the Madame by mail with
equal safety and satisfaction to themselves, as II
| in person. full and explicit chart, written out,
with all inquiries answered and likeness enclosed,
sent by mail on receipt of price above mentioned.
The strictest secresy viii be maintained, and all
| correspondence returned or destroyed. Referen-
ces of the highest order furnished those desiring
them. Write plainly the day of the month and
wear in which you were born, enclosing small
lock of hair. Address,
MADAME Ii. A. PERR1GO,
P o. Drawer 293, Buffalo, \. I.
mch2GdwIy.
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GENERAL AGRN rs.

John D. Park. Cincinnati, Ohio; Fuller, Finch
4 E,,I,.r- Cb;cago. Ill, Burnhams 4 VanSchaack,
Chicago m: Demas Barnes & Co., New York;
d. Ransom Co., Buffalo, N. Y; Farrand, She
lev L Co., Detroit, Mich Weeks d Potter, Bos-
ton. Mass: French, Richards 4 Co, Philadelphia,
Pa; r. e. Sellers Co., Pittsburgh, Pa; Col
Inns Bros, st, Louis, Mo. Barnes. Waci 4 20,
vile. XIV: Bigley & Bro, Memphis, Tenn; p r.
Dupuy. Richmond, Va; Thompson 4 Block, Bal
timore, Md; Dexter Nelleger, Albany, Nm, n; II
strong q Armstrong, Cleveland, Ohio; Wiii "a %
Johnston, Detroit Mich, Wilsen, KeteI s. q Coz
Louisville, Ky. ocIoo"ss.sl
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BY THE USE OF
CHASTELLAR'S
WHITE LIQUID
FN A NELL

For Improving and Identifying the complexion
The most valuable and perfect preparation IN
use for giving the skin beautiful pearl-hke tint'
that is only found in youth. 1t quickly removes
Tan. F,eckles, Pimples, Blotches, Moth Patches,
sallowuess, Eruptions, and all impurities Of the
skin, kindly healing the same, leaving the skin
white and clear as alabaster. Its use cannot be
detected by the closest scrutiny, and being vege
table preparation is perfectly harmless. l, Is the
only article of the kind used by the French, and
is considered by the Partisan as indispensable to
perfect toilet. Upwards of 10000 bottles were
sold during the past year, a sufficient guarantee
of its efficacy. Price only IS cents. Sent by
mail, post paid, on receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS co, Chemists,
2s5 River St., Troy, n. Y.
mcb2Odwly.
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EnofgyEBriek.

The best quality of Energy Brick can be had
at the Energy Brick Yard, on the Bluff, back Of
the Atlantic Brewery, and in any quantity. -.
Contracts made on liberal terms. Please give
me call. e4sa VIVA. ATkINooN'
! Rock Island, Oct. ii, dt. Eao1
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EXCELSIOR EXCELSIOR J!
oHA4EELLAR's
HAIR APPROXIMATIONS !!
For Renewing SBperfusus HAIR

To the ladies especially this invaluable aspaia
as to s4ss sss ss .t ss but acts cts
piied, does H. roots. 1t is warranted to remove
directly % hair from low foreheads, or from any
nf the body, completely, totally and radical
part OF .n the same, leaving the skin solI,
9Th and natural. This is the only art,c,g
,asd by the French and is the only real naeS-
useu in existence Price IS cents per pr 81
dePn ss,t most Maid. to any address, on reoeip'
an order, by ,,,,e /. co Chemists,
1'D as5 River street, Troy MI
meh2edwiy. - sH
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eRovENsTEEN & CO.,
pianeF Forte Manufacturers,
400 Broadway, New York.

vINHESE PIANOS received the Highest Award
/ Of Merit at tue Worlds Far over the best
makers from London, Paris, Germany, the c1nes
of New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Bos-
ton; also, the GOLD MEDAL at the A",e: :1as
Ins,;tntc. for FIVE SUCCESSIVE YEARS Our ramos
contain the French Grand Action Hard PEDAL,
Oyerstrung Bass, Full Iron Frame, and all Mod
ern Improvements. Every instrument N"Tr@ e Ws
FIVE years. Made under the supervision oil MI
I II. GRovExsTEsN, who has practical exper-
fence of over thrtyhve years ana Is Tue NAM. -
for manufacturing enable to sell these lnstru-
| ments from SIO0 to $500 cheaper than any mrs.
i NJ go Go,te MIR. feb2-dwly
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TRROAT AFFECTIONS


The SYMPTOMS of catarrh at first very
slight. Persons find they have a cold, that they
have frequent attacks, and are more sensitive TO
the changes of temperature. In this condition
the nose may be dry, a slight discharge, thin
and acrid, afterwards thick and adhesive, may
ensue. ;, -
Az the disease becomes chronic, the discharges
are increased in quantity and changed IN quaity;
thew are now thick and heavy, and are haWked OF
couqhed off, The secretions are offensive, causing
a had breath the voice thick and nasal; the
ewes are weak the sense of smell is fessened or
DESTROYED: deafness frequently takes place.
Another common and important symptom 81
catarrh is that the person is obliged to clear MS
throat in the morning of slick or Shiny mucous,
which has fallen from the head during the night
When this takes place the person may be sure
that his disease is on its way to the lungs, and
should lose no time in srresting it.
The above are but few of the many catarrhal
SYMPTOMS Write to our labarato for our pamph-
let describing fully all symptoms; it will be sent
FREE to any address. Also dHectlohs "hefe "
procure the medicine.
We are receiving letters from all parts OF the
Union and also numerous testimonials from those
using it. bearing the evidence OF Its iniaihoie
merits.
| This medicine contains no Mineral or Poisonous
| Ingredients, but is prepared from vegetable eA'
tracts exclusively; therefore II is Perfectly harm
/ less evan to the most tender and delicate child.
| Call for Seelye,s Catarrh Remedy, and take nc
| other If not sold by druggists in your vicinity
thew will order IT for you Price 5000 per bottle
/ All persons suffering with any affection OF TN
/ head throat or lungs, should write at once iol
| our pamphlet fully describing all symptoms Per
tanning to the above diseases. E -
/ II viii be sent free to any address.
Address.
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A WAY with SPEC
IA TACLES.-0LD
EYES MADE NEW.
easily, without doctor
or medicines. Sent,
post paid, on receipt of
10 cents.
DIR. E. B, FOOHE,
1870 Broadway, n. Y
Az WAY WITH UN-
IA COMFORTABLE
..-.. TRUSSES = com.
FORT AND CURE for
the RUPTURED:
Sent post paid on re-
ceipt of 10 cts Adj
uf p@ F. B. FooTE,
1880 Broadway, D., I. ses- "a
roNFIDENTIAL = 3. ! Z
" INFORMATION
TO THE MARRIED.
Sent in sealed envelope
on receipt of 10 cents.
Address
DIR. E. B. F0oTE,
author of Medical
Common Sense, 1l3e
Broadway, n. Y. as- b
mchI4dw3m.
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There cometh glad tidings of joy to all,
To young and to old, TO great and to small;
The beauty which once was so precious and rare,
Is free for all, and all may be fair,
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One Hundred and Fifteen Miles
The Shortest Route
GAINESVILLE,
Madison,
Prairie du Chen
and La Crosse.
WESTERN UNION
r. ALL RIO a ID .

Train leave from arrive at PoRr BYRON Station.
Leave, ...a Arrive
Mail Trains 700 A. NJ. Mail Trains, $50 p. M.
Night Expr's 6.OOP. M. Night Exprs 2.45 P. NJ
Connections.
AT RACINE JUNCTI0N-With Chicago, Mil
waukee Railroad for Milwaukee, kenosha Wau-
kegan and Chicago.
| A CLINTON JUNCTION-With Chicago and
Northwestern Railroad for GAINESVILLE, Madison,
Prairie du Chen and La Crosse.
| AT BELOIT-With Chicago and Northwestern
| Railroad for Evansville. FoOtyille, Madison and
| Prairie du Chen.
| AT FREEP0RT-With Chicago and Northwes-
tern and Illinois Central Railroads for Rockford,
| Warren, Galena and Dubuque.
| AT FULT0N-With Chicago and Northwestern
Railroad for Chicago, Dixon, Cedar Rapids and
| Council Bluffs
| AT PORT BYR0N-With Chicago, Rock lslanc
| and Pacific Railroad for Rock Island, Daven
| port Iowa City and Des Moines
Passengers leaving Port Byron on 100 A. NJ
train. reach GAINESVILLE, Madison, Prairie du Chen
| Oshkosh, Fond du Lac, Portage City and Ii
| Crosse SAME NIGHT. Night Express Train doe
not run east of Savanna Saturday nights.
For further information and through tickets ap
ply to Z. A. MeLAo G4E1N, ri
Agent, on the Levee, Rock Island, Ill
R. A. KNAPP,
| Supt Western Division, Savanna, lit:
R. C. TATE, Supt- Eastern Division, Racine WI
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DIR. RIGHTS
REJUVENATING ELIXIR,
Or. Essence ar Life,

AsSSNSwWMpZ~4 Cures General Debility, Weak
Z: /: I; :; !:
6ksssS aged, causing the hot blood OF
AZ the PhenfT rises youth to course the veins,
from the dshes Of It's forinr the DRAINS of Gsner0
Hre Gnn,dase t Sas fio.a renoring In,potencg and
uSD ri. -@,,,rsn De5iiitv restoring Anntiaess
r. fhs sy,.e,a and and fau ri0or, thus proving
ersrcosne dissase perfect "a E1irir OF Lore," re
moving Syer;l;tv and Barrenness in both sexes To
rs ,-n,c middle aged and aged there is greater
loon than this Elixir OF Lie IL sNen ~ y.
lease of life, causing the weak anu usDiIase. 49,:
have renewed strength and vigot, anu lie eH"fe
,yste,n to thrill with Joy and pleasure
Price, one bottle g.; three bottles %; sent ny
express to any address. ,.n
our medicines are sold aud recommended oF al
respectable druggists in every part OF the cxiiIeo
globe; some unprincipled dealers, however. uy 20
deceive their customers by selling cheap and
less compounds in order to make money be nor a
deceived-ask for these medicines ana take ~
others If the druggist does not keep thenl ~ 80
60 us and we will send them by express cafeIunl
naeke free from obserya alton. We Will Dc piesssd
To- receive letters with full statements IN regard 20
spv disease with which ladies or gentlemen are
afflicted Address aii letters for medicines Pafnpn'
lets. or advice to the sole proprietor,
Dr.W.R. MERWIN, 81 Walker st., Il. =,
noyI0-d&weow1y
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REPlRlI(R cIPIlll

Throw away your false frizzes, your switches,your
Destructive of comfort, and not worth fg.;
Come aged, come youthful come ugly and falr,
And rejoice in your own luxuriant hair.
REPARATOR CAPaLLI.
For restoring hair upon bald heads from what
ever cause it may have fallen oat) and forcing q
growth of hair upon the face, it has no equal. lt
will force the beard to grow upon the smoothest
face in from FIVE to eight weeks, or hair upon
bald heads in from two to three months. A few
IGNORANT practitioners have asserted that there is
rothinp that will force hasten the growth OF
the hair or beard. Their assertions are false, as
thousands of living witnesses (from their OWE *
periepce) can bear witness. But many will say,
how are we to distinguish the genuine from the
spurious? 1t certainly is difficult, as nlne-tenths
| Of the different preparations advertised Tor the
| hair and beard are entirely worthless, ana you
may have already thrown away large amounts ~. IN
| their purchase. To such we would say, Try the
| Reparator Capilli it will cost you nothing I'M,
less it fully comes up to our representations.
your druggist does not keep it, send ns one doiiar
and we will forward it, post paid, together with
receipt for the money, which will be returned you
on application, providing entire satisfaction Is
not given. Address
WI. CLARK & CO., Chemists,
No. West Fayette street, Syracuse, N. I.
L mch20dwly.
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DIR. d. ii. Seelye 4 Co.,

fsa a. FREEPoRT, ILL.
Sold by oil wholesale and retail druggists.
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LEVER, NEAR FERRY LANDING
The subscriber has moved into his new shop,
near Woltman's Hall, on the Levee, where ne IN
vitas the patronage of his friends and the public
generally He keeps constantly on hand all
kinds of Brass and Iron Goods. such as Steam
Cocks, Valves, Water Gauges, Whistles, Oil Cups
Beer Cocks, Pumps, Gas aud Steam Pipe of all
sizes, link, Babbtt Metal, etc., etc.
Steam and Gas work promptly attended 10 ano
nut up in workmanlike manner.
Gas fixtures of all kinds for sale
Gas filters supplied. s-
NIB. Cash paid for old copper and brass;
JACOB RILEY.
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WHiSkE RS
AND
NUST ACHESi

il from three to ave weeks by using DR.. SE-
vIGNEs REsTAURATEUR CAP1LLAihS'
the most wonderful discovery in modern science
acting upon the Beard and Hair in an almost miI.
aculous manner. It has been used by the elite Oh
Paris and London with the most fattering sue
cess. Names OF all purchasers will be registered,
and if entire satisfaction is not given in every in
stanee. the money viii be cheerfully refunded
price by mail, sealed and post paid, 81 Descrip-
tive eirculars and testimonials mailed free. Ad
dress BERGER, SHUTS l. CO., Chemists, No
2s5 River street, Troy, N y, sole agents for thu
limited States. men<oa"iy'
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J. HICKLING l. co.'s,
Great Sale of Watches,

Great Sale of Watches.
On the popular one price plan, giving every pat
ron q handsome and reliable watch ,of uhe ~"
and net to be paid for unless perfectly
zoo Solid Gold Hunting Watches $3.50 to SOU
500 Magic Cased Gold Watches. 200 10 5e0
500 Ladies Watches, Enameled.. loo TO ooo
1000 Gold Hunting Chronometer ON
Watches. .t.''' Eoo :" 90
1000 Gold Hunting English Levers Ioo 10 a aoo
5000 Gold Hunting Duplex Watches 10y 10 a aeo
5000 Gold Hunting Am. Watches. lpO 10 1oo
5000 Silver Hunting Levers. $500 oo 10 a1o
5000 Silver Hunting Duplexes.. 20 10 aoo
5000 Gold Ladies Watches. 9o 10 Zoe
,oooo la Hunting Ienines e. so 10 IS
1o'coo M;snaIIanaons Silver Watches. so to 10C
d 600 Hunting Silver Watches. -. 70 TO ot
| 10000 Assorted Watcher, all kinds. ls to "a
| Every patron obtains Watch by this arrange
ment, costing but $40, while it may be worth sfoo
| No Partially shown.
| Messrs, j. Hickling l. Co.'s Great American
| Watch Co, New York City, wish to immediatel.
| dispose of the above magnificent Stock. Certih
| Gates naming articles, placed IN sealed ehFei
| ones Holders are entitled to the articles name
on their certificates, upon payment OF len DoliaI'
| whether it be Watch worth SOU or one Wort
! less The return of any of our certificates emu
,Ias Won 10 the article named thereon, upon pay
| meut irrespective of its worth, and as no artici
| valued less than so is named ON any ceruhcsu
II will at once be seen that this is no lottery, OF
a straight forward legitimate transaction, "hle
may be participated in even by the most fastid
| Gus. -
A single Certificate will be sent by mail, pos
maid upon receipt of 25 cents, five for 81, eievs
for 81, thirty three and elegant premium OF
sixty-six and more valuable premium Tor sio' o.
hundred and most superb Watch for SIS:
Agents or those wishing employment TINS Is
rare opportunity. 1t is legitimately conduct
business. duly authorized by the Government, a
omen to the most careful scrutiny. Try as!
p 'fe J. HICKLING & CO.,
lag Broadway-Near P. o.
march2-dwsm City of New York
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FILL ASSORTMENT OF
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nov10-d&weow1y
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may be entertained on this point. there
seems to be very little diversity OF sentl-
mcnt among the best informed, as to the
fate Which awaits us. ii We reject the
terms proposcd-confiscation and dlsfran-
chiscmrnt. The black men OF the South,
and the loyal whites will form our State
constitution, and we may form some idea
oi the character of Il constitutions termed
under such circumstances Our non ;lc-
ton so far from relieving MS from present
evils, will not suffice to maintain our pres
cnt status may delay, but delay only to
deepen the darkness OF our final doom;
If there is one point upon which men of
every Shade of sentiment in the dominant
party are agreed it is that the South
must comply with the terms now offered,
1t is the part of true wisdom to choose
the least of two evils"
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with us big ripe crop NV rcligion-ah, eff
You want to steer lSiccr Nv the fle and
birthstone w a board.scratchin heil.ah.
Yes. jlne the church. and b'long to the
true getherin, and don't set off and hang
round like II passcl OF unpcnncd dry cat
tie-ah. And now I'll Set down and let
brother Cat wind up the discourse, and
sing sum er-proprit hymc-ah. I've pinted
you to the words Nv the Skriptcr, and
trde to jerk you loose from your waze-ah
I've tribe to git you to gether with us.
I've told you all had to tell you, and I
shan't tell you no more, (aside; hit makes
me mad to see how stubborn sinners isl
and you, nur the devil can't git no moro
ontin mc-leastwisc, sich is my urpinion.
Bruther Cat blaze away.
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That's Very Odd"

y gentleman was recounting his travels
one c"sning after dinner to a friend, and
commenced in this way: "When was
sra.clins in Russia, was attacked, in
crossing forest, by pack Of twelve
wolves, and from my post-chaise window,
fired my revolver and killed the first
wolf; and, strange to say, his companions
stopped and devoured him, and then came
on again in the fight shot another, and
my position killed third, both of which
were devoured, and so we went on until
only one wolf remained. and killed HIM
as we were entering the town, and l OBJ
served that he was immensely fat He,
of course. had devoured all his compan,
ions.'
@Dear me- said the friend, ''that's very
odd
every odd," said the traveller "but not
near 50 odd as that which happened on the
following day. l was out shooting ante
opes, and fired at one as he stood on top
Of q crag, and, odd to say, the ball passed
through his neck, and killed another which
was standing on crag quarter of mile
further off.
"-rhat's very odd,' said his friend.
eyes; but the odd part Of the story is
to come The report Of my rifle SO alarm
ed an old he bear which happened to be
mp in tree, that he fell to the ground,
broke his neck, and died on the spot"
"Well,' said the friend, 'upon my soul,
that's very odd"
eyes, odd" said the traveller, shut not
so odd as the sequel to my story. A
thunderstorm came on ard 1sought refuge
in hollow tree, and, to my horror, | de-
scended into nest of young bears, where
had not been very long when l heard
strange tapping, the unmistakable signs OF
the return of the she-bear.
She asccnded thetree and was descending
the hollow. With the rapidtv of light
ming seized by her tail and plunged my
hun,ing-knife into her launches, upon
which she started upward, dragging me
with her, and as she went down one side
Of the tree, escaped by the other"
Now, really, that's very odd said the
friend, "tor it's the first time in my life |
ever heard OF bear with tail"
YES replied the traveller, ''and it was
the only time ever met with one, and
that's very odd"
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: Gen. Horny n. Wise, il is J. stated,
will deliver the annual address before Inc
two Literary Societies OF the University
Of North Carolina at the approaching
commencement.
Barnum is said to bo negotiating Tor
tho ronlains of tho Radical party II Cor
r.:.;c.1, 70 put in his masea-c
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1RREFRAGAELE PEooF--A Philadelphia
gentleman ot' festive tastes, who takes
fair Shalle" at all obtainable pleasures OF
the town, last week assisted at Il heavy
dinner. took much potable, and did not
leave for home until at ever so many
o'clock. On reaching III, door-steps ana
fishing up his nigh, key. he became s,tls-
fled that he w:is essentially convlviallzed,
and no, precisely in that condition which
GOOD husband should he 10 meet Il good
vile. Cautiously entering the hall, ho
stepped. listened Il moment. heard no
noist. and congratulated himself that the
family were asleep. Quietly he took oft
pvcrcrat, drew off boots, turned off hall
light, slowly assembled stairs to i''mily
bedroom, hc~i,atcd at door. believed he
w;ls reasonably right. stealihilv entered,
found gas turned low. wife apparently
asleep, thought She was asleep sat down,
listened again, M stir; began TO nnnreSs
pot coat. vest, pants, drawers. stockings
all safely of: was lourneyin$ calelniiv
toward couch, when wife OF his BOSOM
quietly asked: >,
Corning to bed, dear
"Yrs. love.
Wei. dear, hadn't You better tazN off
vonr bat =
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self, promoted and quietly submitted 10
the usurpations Of the President and
Congress-