Buchanan County bulletin and guardian. (Independence, Iowa) 1866-1869, 1867-07-19

wood hev seen JEFF. Davis boots az tha did
the utber time woodent hev minded balm
him abit, but ~az afrade JEFF. Davis wood
take the precaushun tu put on CATERS this
time. Tha pade 100000 fur JEFF. Davis
and let him fur 80, 900 his value must hev
depreshiatcd most ofuly. That is clean
100000 out Nv Uncle SANS pocket, besides
2 years bord and wa.hin, and there mus, hev
bin @ nifty site Nv washin for jeff Davis was
q durty kus. Tha had better taken the mon
ey and bot kanady and ,ha. wood hev hin
come ctn link between the United States
and the Rushen pusseshuns. II jeff. Davis
iz worth 10000 he is worth what 4 good
niggers waz worth in good times, or what 4
good niggers was before the Yankcys had
that free sho Nv fireworks down South fur
the benefit Nv the r. bells.
tDra wing the bottle from bis pocket here
il the stat Of mi earthly pilgrimage, il is the
very same identical old bottle l had the last
time lectured here, but ide hev you under
stand that it ant the same bt,ers, no is had
many film up since then, it aint like the
widder's meel barrel, i. haint got the faculty
Nv continerin on. Tha put postage stamps
on their beer barrels nowadays, bot j cant
see az it improves the flavor Nv the beer a
NV greenbacks, and ! always preferred mi
bitsers clear. Elect me to Congress I'll hev
the postage stamps taken off Nv the lker, i'll
abolish the internal revenue law. o how it
makes mi flanthropic heart beat with emo>
shuns too big fur utterance, to see the peple
payin so high fur their bi,ters, it keeps this
country poor. If it wasent fur that this coun.
try would bloom like roze. Iunce var on
. i,,ss 4 IL. -
speek peace told them dident want 10
speak q peace that when wa. tite always
manufactured mi owneloluence. Some iolks
say that lker At last biteta like a serpent
and s,inge,h like an adar, but it don't hev
that effect on me. 1t makes me feel mighty
rich, like byin out the hul United S.sse. and
runin the hui durned thing on mi own hook.
come to the thurd paragraph Nv mi dis
korse which is luy. Luv is q kind Nv a vale
thrown orer the eyes Nv men that makes the
women look like angels. Luv is nifty desc.
ven, when luv sets in recon hax left her
throne, good sound judgment hax left her
seat . man so affected il . luuitik only ct
for the insane a.ilum. There is no use Nv
quotin poetry to gal like dyin kaf fur
or months before you marry her. Readin
somebody elses old luv letter is AZ good az
takin an emeiick. Read somebody eses old
luve about once in two weeks and there
will never be any danger NV your dyin with
the bilyus fever. | always hated 10 see
purity girls kissen one IN another, it always
looked like . mosta horable and terable
waste Nv sweetness. Cortin il the carryin
out Nv o spontaneous agreement between 2
phools, to set up all mite to see how early the
sun rizes the next mornin. Some kin play
the part Nv q phool without any exsy exer>
ton.
Probably you think it il the bitters that
makes me so eloquent. but it amt, j, il the
material genius set on fire. 1t IL the material
talent escapin. hev always accused the
brother Ashenians Of putin the big wheels
furst, but to.nite they hevent dun it.