Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1867-02-21

- Dentists however cheerful, are
obliged to look "down in the mouth" - n
THE most dangerous of batteries is
the ipferiorty of what is around u.s.
"A bigots mind like the pupil of the
eye, contracts as the4ight increases. m 81
l5aal-1 It,is3aifi6hIt- to reason4 man out of
an opinion that he was not reasoned into.
-a-Ai1yhy lis theHearly grass like pen
knife! Because the spring brings ont the blades.
--The pioneer who was shot by IAN In
a.oa through the crown Of his hat had ne a8Y
AN intoxicated Englishman a5 de-
Doyerf | + nj w ri [,
-" None but the brave deserve the
fair NQ;sand none but tre6raUe can liye with
someaO them. .l@@ ~A
= Why is the hedgehog of vegetable
srgins Because he f the Offspring Of g prickly-
If there were nothing but Truth I'M
the world, q fool would stand as good chance as
q wise {1an. ,,'Ji 4 s.JIA
IF the grovelling caterpillar knew it
was to be changed into butterfly, it would shrink
from the transformations @Wa#
Life is a. sleep in which we dream
most at the commencement and close, The middle
| is too absorbed for dreams. g.,i a. @4oS-t
| - pinch has a friend who is such an
ardent angler that when he can do nothing else he
fishes for i compliment. IFf0J
Be chary in giving advice. IF it
lshan proye,go0dy twill be forgotten; If it shall
prove bad, ltwpl,never}be forgotten / Ii
I - We Should have1no particular pre-
iadice against Juggernaut, if we rode in the car
T instead of POLLING under the wheels. MEs
'@~ - We sometimes Congratulate our
selves at the moment of waking from troubled
dream ; it may be so the moment after death.
q ,7rf41y James, RusseiiA Lowell, says the
warbing of q nightingale and the braying OF
jackass.
NrS-7" How different you soldiers are from
I us!p said 'Arabella to the Captain! with us
conquest only. begins, while with you, it ends the
engagement. ag7a--
.4 - n advertisement in the Birming
ham England) Post reads: "a lady unable to get
daily teaching, desires daily cooking, washing and
scrubbing.'' 90 5lyai. 5s
- Why is it perfectly natural that ply
sicians sholld hase greater horror Of the than
anybody else !? Because they are more likely to
"A littlda fa5lloWs$ding to church for y
asked on contingent, what he did in chpFch, when
seat on the shelf" -
!. A distinguished physician recon-
mends the application of slippery elm to the bite
of mad doghH Who would suppose that the bark
would cure the bite p
rxz-v-A certain Mr.. Coffin being blessed
with son, frisnd offered $1o0 for the privilege
of naming him. The offer was accepted, when'the
friendnaned the banting Mahogany ban -
- Mr. Sinclair, of Pottsviile, Pa, who
fsrathera tirpidgentleman, consoles himself when
his wife is pldyin the yrago by simbibing silent
toast to the memory Of Blue Beard ,s
isn't it pleasant to be surrounded by.
such crowd Of ladies?'h said prettyy Dung lady
10 unpopular lecturer 'ilfes, said he but it
would be pleasanter toibe surrounded.by one !"
A moral debating society "out
WestF' issngaged in discussion on the following
Question: ~ If a husband deserts his'wife which is
the most abandoned, the man Or woman?'l
-" We're you guarded in your conduct
while in New York asked father of his son,
who had just returned from a visit to the
city! - Yes, sir, part Of the time by two police
men" 81 ~. I. Eyi1tt "a ftEh III IT
= An editor thus indulges his delin
oTIent subscribers: I" We don't want money des-
perateiy bad but our creditors do, and they no
doubt owe you. If you pay u.s., wen pay them and
n THE editor, Of, the Norwich Bulletin
not only accepts telegram, photograhn, lithogram
and all other grams changed from graphs, but he
proposes when the next menagerie come along, to
turn thegrafginto gi'raIn. NTH ! go sif5
Il ATPR,f4 annoqnces as thel latest and
Khan Of Tartary laughing fit to Elm himself, why
might YOU be sure he wasn't Tartar? Because he
would evidently be, 4 Merry h~P0n. %1SS
- One Of the most unhappy marriages
of which we ever heard, was that of a man who
first saw hisHxfe in storm, courted her 10 storm,
married under the same tempestuOus clrenmstan-
ces and lived with her in like condition, but buried
her in pleasant weather. 10 ~ 4ailns4q
,id-l-A--1A gentleman calling on his butcher
10 order something for dinner, was asked if he
rWould Ike TO have saddle Of mutton. why"
said he swoud it not be better to have bride
as should then certainly stand better chance OF
Getting bit In. my mouth. oa ss3sl 1aaait A[J&
- a gentleman had conferred favor
on a friend, an undertaken no Says the latter:
s. Brown am under great obligations to yorl, andi
allow me to,say that yoDr kindnessis keeny appre-
GATED and hope may be able TO do you good
turn some day or other. If you ever want coffin,
call on me. should be happyto bury you or any
of yonr family at short notice, at greatly reduced
rates. tsI s49iIg s1sdagasis 1asieat's s74
A lady, during the past season, told
new help that they would have the cucumbers
that had just come from the market Tor tea giving
s1pper ia BE queer odor came from the tea urn,
and oueer liquid trckled from the its nose.
BRIDGET said the lady what is the matter with
the tea? - Indade, men," was the reply, II,
think it must be the coivcumbies, The cucufn-
bers'' screamed the lady; what do you mean?"
Wby. You told me- men,, said Bridget somewhat
surprised you teud me to have'em for tay, and
fax put 'eIn in the taypot.
ff9 10 TG}i1t- 1870 e-e>-
A large wholesale dealer in London
has presented the Dai1y Telegraph with a
press that cost $4,000, as token of the
appreciation of the benefit he has derived
| from advertising in that paper.
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