Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-06-14

4 For the silent night and snow.
And God is God, my darling. a M
And We feel and Know that we can 70 ,a7
wherever He leads the way. #
ASS the sa nss e ss 81 p1Es assss aflns
The Ssts % ths, Leeds ogt of ?. Iis good wife.
Things wise st Otherwise.
Although the town Of You Bet in
Califorilia has voted TO keep Sunday
hereafter. Yuba Dam has declined to
One Of our liberal ministers who was
recently "done up' in chronological
paper, on seeing his likeness, exclaim-
cd, Deliver me from the snare Of the
Fowler st tVa "
An old lady reading an account Of a
distinguished old lawyer, who was said
TO be the father of the New York bar
exclaimed, = Poor man he had dread.
full set of children Hs
The Commissioners on the New
York Capitol at Albany have rejected
all the plans. submitted, and paid the
architects who furnished them $500.
One of the Missouri railroads Ia To
have several locomotives from Taunton
the tenders of which will have the
inscription SIN God we trust we shall
not bust.pHsa eJ tEafn a3ssnB 3
TIN asmall party, the subject turning
on matrimony, q lady said TO her SIS
ter. II wonder, my dear, you have new.
er made match. 4 think You want
the brimstone.r TO which she replied
mo, not the birthstone; only the
spark.V 1Hdf &{adt3G Tot83a saaaT an4aa
The 'bride" Of a tin wedding n
Vermont turned up missing on the
evening of the festival, and after con.
siderable search it was found that she
had eioped with young man, taking
with her all the "tinn her husband had
saved In ten years. q HHCltUalIiHn9 taflI
An Irishman, carrying q heavy bur-
den upon his shoulders, was riding on
the front of d Boston horse car. and
was asked why he did not set his load
upon the platform. nBe jabers,n was
his reply, ."the horses have enough to
do to drag me; I'll carry the bundle"
The editor of the. Lopal M1ssourian
has becn to ST.. Louis and seen the 'gor-
geous spectacular. He tells his read
ers The proprietor incurred heavy
expenses In completing the scenery.
and consequently had to cut the riris'
dresses rather short"
A young man and young woman
went TO Rondout, New York. on Tues.
day, for the purpose of getting mar
ried. On their way to the clergyman's
house, the lady stopped at hank and
drew therefrom $500. This the Young
man suddenly snatched from her hand
and escaped.
A lady ia Holyoke, Mass, obtained
divorce from one husband ON the morn-
ing Of the 10th instant, married anoth-
er I'm the afternoon of the same day,
and In the evening presented her new
husband with an heir. All the par
ties are doing as well as could be ex-
pected. so9 2ne FL fi
A well known physician of Albany
called upon O lady the other day to adj
minister medicine. He commenced
operations by kissing her. Lady finred
up and told her husband. Husband
called on lawyer. Lawyer dropped
note 10 the physician. Physician re-
for pardon, paid $50, and left for home.
Physician, being n married man. is adj
vised to take warning, and In future to
do his kissing at home. eaai,.e8 "a
DaA A hardware man In Boston saws
Quaker, chasing his broad -brin hat.
which the wind had blown off, saw n
boy laughing at his calamity. Exceed
ing wroth at his futile endeavor To re-
cover the tile, he said IlsH3 70 H5T
a Art thou q profane lad ?p s8 s0r
Once in while, y replied the youth.
Then said he, handing him o
quarter, "thee may damn that hat tho
moneys worth. .n sl1 ya9hiV6 TIliT7
A Confederate officer, recalling arnus-
ing "reminiscences OF the late war. saws
on one occasion lie had gone to re-
motely situated log cabin for butter.
milk and whilst there q column of In
faptry was filing past, at which the old
dog "Beve" rushed, as far as the fence,
barking furiously. A little tow-head-
ed urchin In the house drawled out,
Nanny, call Beye; don't let him
bite the army" -
Newton invited % friend to dinner
and forgot IT.. The friend arrived and
found the philosopher In a fit of alb
straction. Dinner was brought up for
one. The friend, without disturbing
Newton, sat down and dispatched it,
Newton recovered from his reyerie,
looked at the empty dishes and said
fssWell, really, II II wasn't for the
Rroor PrS I'D before ., my Z. eyss could swear