The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1867-11-22
From the Ottawa Home journal.
WHO KILLED FEMALE SUI
FRAGE2"
REsPEcrrUIrr DEDIoATED 10 THE sUFEEREHs

And II need be to blow It
Against Female Suffrage.
Who'll be the watcher7
I, says Judge Thacher,
I'll be chief watcher,
For was thFasher
For Female Suffrage.
Who'll be locker on9
!. says Governor Robinson,
With my grave closhes on,
III be locker on
The watcher of Female Suffrage.
Who will chieF-mourner BEL
I, says Mrs. Elizabeth c.
For whose grief can greater be2
will chief mOIraer be
For Female Sutfrage.
Who will another be-?
I, says Miss Susan B =
For l mourn dreadfully;
And l will another be
For Female Suffrage.
And is there ano ther!
Yes, says her brother,
Count me for another,
And as good as any other
Mourner for Female Suffage.
Who'll toll the bell9
!, says the Governor.
For I'm nearly done TO,
And I'll toll the bell
For Female Suffrage.
Who's another ''gon er 20
l, says little John Horner,
And IN go into my corner,
And eat my pie " forloFner"
For Fema'e suffrage.
Who'll drive the hearse?
I, says Senator Ross,
m be the boss,
OF driving the hearse
For Female Suffra sc.
Who'll dig the grave?
!, says sexton Wood,
BY the far Cotton wood,
I'll dig the grave GOOD
For Female Suffrage.
Who'll put her IN?
I, says Governor Gre en-,
I'll gladly put her in,
For trust I've seen
The last of Female Suffrage.
Who'll preach the sermon?
1, says Miss Parsou Brown,
And I'll put my bloomeF on
When preach the sermon
For Female Suffrage.
Who'll punish the killer?
/. says Sol. Miller,
For I'm just The "feller"
To smut the killer
= OF Female Suffrage.
Who'll most bewail her2
l, says Wyondoite Taylor.
For l've been chief railer
And lcudest assailer
For Female Suffrage.
Who'll cry most loudly?
], says Patriot Prouty,
For feel equity,
And I'll cry loudly
For Female Suffrage.
Who is there that WON'T
l, says General Blunt,
I'm the boy that wont
Give q continental grult
For Female Suffrage.
Who missed the mark2
], says Sidney Clark,
For Eve acted the slirk
And tried to keep dark
About Female Suffrage.
Who's lucky bny2
], says POmeroy,
I'm u lucky boy
For playing so coy
With Female Suffrage.
Who's glad she's gone up?
/, says Ike Kalloch,
For I'll have had hard luck
Ii / hadn't got the paddock
On Female Suffrage.
Who's freed from fear?
], says John Speer,
For now dev0utly swear
That I don't care
A-for Female Suffrage.
Who longer fears?
I, says Judge Sears.
still have fears
That these strong minded dears
Will again salute my ears
With their horrid dins and ieerss-
Worse than woman's tears,
Worse than lecherous leers.
Worse than growl of BEARS
About Female Suffrage.
Who's labored in vain?
I, says Geo. Francis Train,
For in spite of ache and pain,
Through wind and dust and rain,
In highway, byway and lane,
Susan and / have worked in vain
Democratic votes to gain
For Female Suffrag sc.
Who'll repeat the blunder,
For the hope of the plumber
To be got by the thunder
OF this new wonder?
Who'll make another
Such hideous blunderI
Not /, says the Governor,
Nor 1. says each Senator,
Nor /, says Poor Taylor,
Nor I, says Sol. Miller,
Nor I, says Robinson,
Nor I, aays Stanton
Nor I, says Susan B.
Nor /, says Miss Bisbee,
Nor !, says Sam Wood,
If ever / should
Get out of this dark and dismal cage
Where the voters hare put me with Fem
Suffrage.