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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

manent. This is almost as important as
that it should be wise. There is no
need of any complicated machinery,
such as is commonly known as finan-
ciering. 1t is safe, think, to assume OF
any scheme for our finances, that if it
is complicated it will work badly.
These are the sentiments of one who
has had experience, and as such are en-
titled to fair consideration.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

JomS j. Cisco, Esq, formerly United
States Assistant Treasurer ut New York,
has written letter on the financial
situation with some valuable sugges-
tions for the future. Its extreme length
prevents its publication in full, but we
will endeavor to condense its most i'm
portant features. After stating at
length the present condition of the
Treasury, he enumerates the resources
AS follows: |. A revenue in gold which
Is at present largely in excess of the an
nual gold interest. =. A revenue in cur
rency equal to the expenses of govern
ment and the interest which is payable
i'll currency. ). A present reserve of
gold coin of $50, ,00O, 900. After showing
that the Treasury is not in perfect cred
it, he goes on to say that to this state OF
things "he would apply, simply, the
same rules of conduct as he would ap-
ply to his own affairs if they were in
the same condition, or as a prudent man
arer of bank or other private compa-
ny would apply to like condition of
Its affairs"
These are: 1. Being under heavy
load of indebtedness, would seek first
of all to improve my credit. 2. A large
portion of indebtedness being made up
of promises to pay on demand, should
do all / could to increase my ready
means in cash. 3. l would take care
that my income was kept up for the fu-
ture 81 as to fully meet my expenses and
payments of interest, and 4. would let
my creditors see that had inrthe man.
agement Of my affairs liked, plain, d.
rect system.
lie then applies these ideas to the
Treasury, and suggests; /. That al
sales of gold should DO forbidden by
law. 2. Contraction of the legal ten.
der notes should be stopped. 8. No
more gold-bearing bonds should be stop
ped. 4. As the $40 notes are soon
coming due, the present is the time to
strengthen the Treasury in gold. 5. He
suggests the funding of the seven-thir.
ties in twenty year bonds bearing the
same rate Of interest IN currency. 6. He
wonld use the same class of bonds fol
funding the compound interest notes.
:. Repeal all laws and parts of laws au
thorizing any other class Of bonds. q
Make no special effort to reduce the
debt but would reduce the taxes, and
let the debt be reduced by our growth
in wealth and population. 9. Discoun
tenances the issuing Of FIVE per cent
bonds. 10. Postpones the cancellinl
aud taking in tho legal tenders unti
they are brought up to par. IL. Be
lieves no official can decide how much
money people need in their business
but that the operations Of trade viii
solve the question. l2. Would not st
tempt to force tspecie payments, bu
leave them to come about naturally.
it wishes to inspire confidence, tho pol
icy of tho Treasury must be simple
comprehensive. direct, plain, and per
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

Who would not bs b-autifuli Who would
add 10 their beauty What gives that mArbi.
purity and dtsffnyus appearance We observe ny
on the stag aud la the city belle IL 10 no long
or n secret Thsy uss Hagan's Magnolia Balm.
Its oontinued use removes tan. frrotles. pimples
and roughBrss, from tho face and hands. and
leaves The complexion smooth, transparent.
blooming and ravishlnE Unlike many oossnet.
ics Il contains no material injurious to the skin
Any Druggist viii order II for you, 10 not
hand, at ~ rents per bottle
VIZ HAGAS. Troy, n. ". Chemist.
DEMAs BARNES, 4 Co,
Wholesale Agents. ". Y.
Saratoga Spring Water, aold by all
Druggists.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

A Connecticut paper says that al
thouch that State has no member OF the
lower branch of the Forticth Congress
At the outset, no less than eight Of her
sons will be present in the character OF
legislators. Besides her own two Sena-
TORS. Trumbull, of Illinois, was born IN
Connecticut, ~ were also Baldwin, Of
Massachusetts, Harding, of Illinois,
Hubbard, of Iowa, Hubbard, OF West
Virginia, and Upson, of Michigan, in
the House of Representatives.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

THE course of the Radicals has pre-
vented reconstruction and unsettled all
IN, business relations of the country.
Having succeeded in destroying tho
Union, they are now turning their at
trption to the machinery which runs
the Government. They arc determined
,o have all the offices, and they don't
care how iauch they interfere with trade
and commerce in their mad efforts to
reinforce their "Bread and Butter Brig
ade."
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

SECRETARY MCULLOCH is receiving
the choicest denunciation of the Radical
leaders. He has proved himself wise,
discreet and skillful administrator OF
the public finances, and has failed to steal
himself rich; for this he is denounced by
S.,,tor SUMMER as a paaper.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

THE synopsis of the new Internal
Revenue Law, which We print in this
issue of the REGISTER, has been care
fully revised by an officer of that de-
rartment, and may be relied upon as
correct.
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First Class Academic School

in tho building partially occupied 10y the Wheel.
ing Commercial College.
Mr.. Blakelys long experience in English
ing Young gentlemen for the Cambridge and
Oxford local examinations in England, and his
numerous recommendation from Professors OF
his University and former principles may be
considered as To some extent n guarantee that
under his care the youth Of this neighborhood
can obtain a first class English Classical and
Mathematical education.
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METHOD OF INSTRUCTION.

The system Of instruction which Mr. Blakely
has adopted and pursues ia slightly modified
form of the Pestalozzian system. BY 1t in the
earlier stages Of education development OF the
mental faculties Is sought rather than hllinS
the mind with facts and theories before the
mind is fitted for acquiring them in scientific
and systematic manner.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12
PENMANSHIP.

Mr.. Blakely has made arrangements with Mr..
Greasy, Principal of the Commercial College, by
which his students will have the advantage Of
studying penmanship and of acquiring grace
full flowing style under the tuition Of Professor
Christie, one Of the first penmen and most sue.
cessfnl TEACHERS of his art in the country,
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

A gay and festive preacher in Rich
mond is now undergoing the slow tor.
ment of q church trial on q charge 'o1
having promised to marry twelve DIFF
feront women. a'auter' ~ t.iF =
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evEx a nsLLIss DsLLAss

ovRR a MILLION Dos.LARs
Gentletnen s--"I had negro nan worth d 30
who took cold from . bad hnrf In the leg and
vas useless for over year. lhsd used every.
thing I could hear of without benent, until I
tried the Mexican Mustang Lipinrbt IL sosu
effected . permanent cure"
= IL. DOWNING.
Montgomery, Ala, June u. is,e.
II take pleasure in recotnmendinatbs Merican
Mustang LiniDsnt ~ = vzinAbls and indisp<n.
sable article Tor Spfnins SJr-s Scratches or Calls
on Hor.ea Our men hxss ussd 10 fSs Barns.
Bruises, Sorrs, kheuiBsiism Ae:.. and ~ ~ u
acts Ike magic. y. H. HEWIT.
Foreman Tor American. Wells. FsrEp's and
Harndenis Express
THE sprAin Of my daughters ankle. occasion.
ed while skating Last winter. vss entiseiy cured
in one week, after che commenced usinK yoar
celsbrsted Mustang LDifa~st.
a KID. BKHLY.
Gloucester. Mass. Aug ., ises.
u IL an admitted fAet thst the Mustsng Lpi.
sgnt performs moro ssres IN Q sissrf9 uSss, ea
man and beast, than any article ever discovered.
Paniiirs livery nsea snd planters sisoeh always
have IL on hand Quick spA sure 10 ssftaisly 70.
All gepuins IL wrapped In steel plate enpsvfpH.
bearing the signature 81 ~. W. wsstbrosk
Chemist and th- priests u. =. stamp 81 DGSAs
BAKSEs a Co. ever tbe top.
An effort has been made 90 eountsffeft u With
shcap stone piate Label Lsst sesstv!
ssr.tssa spriss water, sold BY sii
Druggists-
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

Notices in the country papers indicate
that there will be very large emigra-
ton to the far West this summer.
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TERMS.

The first term wfl commence April Ist end.
ing June 25th- Glasses are nov In eourse Of
formation, and No extra charge VIII be made for
tuition TIL April 1st-
For further particulars zee eirculars and
Wheeling College Monthly, or apply personally
70 Mr.. Backely, At his Office, corner Of Nsuroe
and Main Streets, MP stairs.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12
ROOMS.

The rooms are spacious. well lighted and ven
tilated, and every care will be taken TO render
them healthy and comfortable.
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MATHEMATICS.

Geometry, Algebra, Trigonometry and Land
Surveying will also be taught, and to such a.
seek TO become Engineers, Land nd-Suryeyers:
Architects, &c. an opportunity will be afforded
of obtaining thorough scientific training.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12
COPPER, TIN,
xssret AND
IRON WARE.
X T. VI o VA IL

r uAyz REMOVED Ny WORKSHOP AND
/ Stcre Room. from T7g Market 70 No. l0s Main
street, where win be pleased ts sse al M sid
riy, tse tl,eir pztrsnage. j have ~ fuIi as@ort-
,,.1t Of I'll kinds Of ware rtsnaiiy found in suett
eztsI,ii.hnents and am prtparrsl 10 on al orders
lor any lhiag manufactured from Copper. Tin or
Sheet Iron. have several first elass Job Work,
men. and win do any work promptly and at ~
low rates as any cstablishm<nt In the Stste.
feb63m GEO. w. JOHNSON
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12
THE BLACK CROOK"

A VIEW STYLE OF HAT FOE GENTLE.
dMES, Just received at
mars HARPER BhtS,
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

Lroxs ExTracI 90 PerE JAsi,cA CUass.
for Indigestion, Xsnses, Hs.stbafn, ossk hssA.
ua,uIng stiusiast 10 regssrsd fta ssvsfsi Pee.
par.tios and entire purify makes it sbeaP ss1
rrrii.ble srtiele fsr culinary pufposes. nod ev.
.ry~here sf % sssfs par bstfle. Ash fsf 1T.
os;s" Pure Extract Take no etber.
ss,sssGa sprisg Wssev, seA By IN
Drsr1xtz- @ s9
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

A man in Newark had his eyesight
destroyed by . quantity of mustard. A
bad case of being mustered in.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12
Aqua DIX MAGNOLIA.

A toilet delight Superior 10 any Cologne.
used to bathe face and person, TO render tho
akin soft and fresh, 10 alhy Inflammation, To per
fume clothing. for headache, &c. IL 10 manufAe.
tured from the rich Southern Magnolia aAd 10
obtaining patronage quite unprecedented. t
is fAvorite with Actresses and opcrA SINGERS.
II Is sold by all dealers q; 81 90 In large bottles
and by DEsAs BAKSEs Co, New York, "hois'
sale Agents.
saratsss spri.G Wafer, sold BY al
Druggists.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

ARMSTRONG, GATOR & CO.,
Importers and Jobben Of
IibbOns Bonnet silks and Safins,
Bionds. Netts, Grapes. Veiyets,
Ruehes, Flewers, Feathers,
Straw Bonnets and Ladies Hats,
Trimmed and CDtyimrsed,
Shaker Hoods, &c,
2J1 aud 239 Baltimore Street.
BALTIMORE. MD.
OG.r tbe largest stock 20 be found in this coun-
try, and unequailed IN choice t
variety and eheapn-s- -
Or,lers solicited, and prompt Sttution given
mari
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-03-12

The Peoples Bank,
nFFICE NO. 90 MAIN sTREET,
WHEELING, W. VA. E.onsy received o.
depoeit. Interest paid on special Deposit.
Notes and bills discounted. Exchange bought
and sold Collectfnns at homo OF from abroad
promptly attended'to.
DIRECTORS
John Reid Christian Hess,
John Handlan, John Vockler.
Sam1 j. Boyd, Richard Carter.
Andrew Wilson,
20 la.... 3d.. -r JOHN REID, Prss't
JOSIAH i. UPDEGRAFP. Cashier.
jui7
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National Bank Of w. Va,
.. -. AT WHEELING.
Capital PniA In. 500 $50
Asthsrixed Capital. ...-.. 500 600
NJ ONKY RECEIVED ON DEPOg-
Nl 1T. Interest paids Special Dcpo~sts
Notes and Bulls discounted. Exchange bought
and sold, Collections made upon all points snd
prooscds promptly rernitted.
DIRECTORS. d.
James W. P.rton, c. Ogiebay. n Pollsrt. u.
Reilly, James Maxwell, Jossph ssybold, j. X.
Hubbard. Arthur Little, A. & Toid
JAMES W. PAXTUS, Prss't
GIBSON LAMB CaAhisr IyHiy
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04

A HOME FOR THE NEGRoEs.-A
correspondent Of the New York
Times thinks that Mr.. Stewards
reiterated attempts to get foot
hold in the West Indies are a part
of a scheme for the acquisition OF
all the West India Islands as a
future home for the negroes of the
Southern States. The great bulk
of the inhabitants Of Cuba, St.
Domingo, Jamaica and adjacent
islands, he says, are black; and the
proximity ofthesc negro countries
to our Southern coast would make
it an easy thing to bring about
the migration or deportation OF
the two or three millions Of ne
eroes located in the States Of, our
Southern seaboard. The tropical
climate and luxuriant soil of these
sunny isles would suit ithom ex-
actly, and they would have great
advantage in settling down among
people Of their own race and ma
ture. At the same time, the South
would be glad to get rid Of a dan
gerous and antagonistic element,
and theiear of "negro supremacy
would pass away. -
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04
& Bankrupt Law.

we desire to call the attention
of our readers to lone feature of
the Bankrupt Act which we fear
a majority ofthem may have.oVer-
looked. The great length of the
Bankrupts Act has precluded its
publication in. tho District papers
and there are many persons who
read t,too careless, on.its first APP
pearanee in the city papers, to
have gained a correct view Of its
multifarious provisions. >..:...s, -. :
Our people are very generally
Bankrupt. There is not perhaps
5one man in five. wh O has the means
-ofpaying off his indebtedness At
least four+ffths Of our people must
sooner or later, voluntarily orsin-
voluntarily avail themselves Of it's
benefits. The sooner they do SO
the better. for themselves and for
the country at large. .. 49,. <. $.
| It is not perhaps generally
known that its full benefits are
only in the power Of those who
apply promptly. - -. 49,, =.
|. No one who applies after the
Second day Of March next can
claim adischarge unless his pro.
perty shall pay fifty per cent Of
the amount of his indebtedness, or
unless his creditors shall ~Holun-
stariIyeome forward and giTe:their
written consent to his discharge.
Section 33 of the law is very ex-
2splicit upon this point. We advise
our readers to make their appllca-
tions promptly and without delay.
Let no man hope to extrieate him
self from. debt by the profits of
planting. The only hope for the:
man who is in debt toany consid-
able amount is to surrender his
property to his creditors and to
make his application in Court of
Bankruptcy without delay
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04

sState5to him, buta The" Committee
could have had no trouble in de
eiding what degree of credit was
to be. given to lit. r The tale fell
still born. There is. no allegation
against the President Of his having
personally given grounds ofofenee.
i, Ashby, Of. Ohio; who presented
the articles of Impeachment, ac-
knoWledged that he has produced
to the Committee all the valid evil
'dence in his possession. = = :. - -. :, =
GENERAL GRANTS EVIDENCE BEFORE
THE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE: ri Ii
= GWasH1NaToN, Noyember2s255F-
Evening General Grants 7testi-
mony covers several columns but
the following tells his story: -.
By Mr.. oodbridge :: Question.
I unde derstand your position to be
this: That you did not assume to
originate or inau gurate any policy,
but what when any question came
up, land you opinionSWas asked as
to what the President was going
to, o. do, ,r.: or had Sdons, you gave an ]
Ansper SO ss s5g5 Gr7s,stt ls';ls aThat Is it
exactly; and I presumed that the
90 - arSt ood
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04
Where Are We Drifting?
PLANT SMALL, GRAI

,,-.-1 q
Do Our people think !? aoes any
body try teiook- ahead or have
we all given up and surrendered
to rum without a struggle HI;s;
Is It NOW, not certain that, Ma
ron ION. District J!il ta> mas ut1eriy 1allea IN
provision crops! Is u. n9t True
that Win many OF our planters,
the cotton crop VIII NOT pay: 1of
|'themanures ana, .'othef advances
by; Factors =, (. Does. :noS every
oouy Know >shae .ueAe s5eai enste - 2
VII :pe: 5 ny 1ssissan'e Pss 80 dfC - aS t1
fieeoiliaA : =. = pasae' = -: eHS -
a fa1lsss rs oSI aosois: ~ ,a;i1 p; :, ,o+
II tnis oe So :. e.S NJ Io,f Ien ~ n,,,. ~.
nave ptoviSioils ''i:e ~ ieeet nan otoun ,,s.
poPuiatIoi'' IL se naee nu .noae !
.oaDu sng atneun. ia eaa nes - Ha zre
u our5eigai. - ons' nssss = =
TO uo.s5 a ssaistng = dla pvpaA'ss nahhanI hs@s
assass'nas;o 20 ,.,';r : 80 ~ orast Fl
iiiealS ~ -" 81 = ,..,.. 80 NJ NJ eils THsas ta
eKe1spDus tS1 - !, q 1,;lo ho snon',l, 1 = ten
tnas $ s..i q, nos I12si 81 < - 80 ~
W1SS ousns. " p1 uoio, ~. S:a"e =
SURPRISES nio - - snas nooguss seSs !.
70 eoIlslaet el ~.nere VIZ aeoz eo.ulu
TO; =1HaFea we: no -,uolie% 'lll ihen g ~
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04

a precious specimen of Young
America got lost at country. fair
in New Jersey, and went bawling
around, much to the annoyance OF
some quiet people, who inquired
the cause Of his grief. He an
swcred with suppressed sobs, II
want my mammy-that's what's
the matter. I told the darned
thing she'd lose me-. -~''.' >'.'
"The leading article for number
four of the B0zar advocates the
use Of warm clothing,' and disap-
proves Of using the rod in the
bringing up Of children"
Two very sensible ideas. So
we shall have healthy minds in
healthy bodies.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04

The richest man in Sweden,
Me-, and the meanest ever known
has formally contracted with his
brother to take out Of his way his
aged and invalid wife, and sup
port, clothe, and bury her fol
$1,000" The poor woman, a hard
working and faithful wife, is the
mother of a large family of chill
dren, one of whom, a man of-twen
ty years, offered to support both
his parents, if his father would
give him the farm, but the cid
Brute refused. The doctrine ol
future rewards and punishments
particularly the latter, is q oonso'
lation. in thinking of such mon.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04

Mrs, VIM. Morris, who four
years ago married her husband in
Buffalo, whcrc she was the happy
daughter Of wealthy parents, left
her husbands home in Chicago a
few weeks and went to work IN
rooms she hired, to gain a living
by sewing, because her husband
brought a female into the house
who took charge Of it's affairs and
undertook to degrade her mcnial
service. Her husband sought out
her retreat and abused her: and
he was arrested,
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04
A Cool Husba nd.x

.. There is one sensible married
man in this Sta se;,- He is a sol
dier, and was reported to have
been killed, but was: only a. priso-
ner. He returned to find that his
wife had turned, oyer a new leaf
in the marriage service, and that
another man occupied his seat in
the chimney corner. Did he go
TO work. slaughtering the false
wife and her new husband Not
much. He walked IN and said, !.
J sa.Wel, old gal, how is things -
!, ;aPutty good Bill" said the dou:
bile married woman, not taken
aback greatly: % ''.::.;!.s.-5s -E5s, .'>ss%
(which do You prefer, the old
or the new love ?'' -. - - =, e..
She hesitated fer an instant, and
hen-replied :: ,::s,ss,iI,.7 s.I z.a.ss.z-a,as }:
sI don't like to hurt your feel
gings, but-but--'"'' ~. -; e 5t,71,L :
spit: it. right 9ent: Don't
mind my feelings nor the other
chaps 7 won t; be angry if yon
come down q little. ron & hon .;llll,l' lll
vanity, Countson my bein g araia-
BILE I Z won't cut up rusty, if you
si1onld go back=on me- s;s -s,s
"I'n glad you're SO thoughtful,
Bill, and I acknoY Wedge that I do
like my: present husband best } bHt
if any ythingi should happen to hin,
/ know nobody else { :#eGld SO
soon, join fortunes with again as
YOU ..'s .s' ''::s .,-,..z : !, - !.
ssaaThat's the, way. ! to: o talk PH
now bid You good by, hoping that
mo accident will happen the other
fellow, and that that he.s will dive
long to enjoy delightful ssoei
ety.. Good day" '"a!a So, sz::yas.ss RI
And the careless husband trax-
eled of with his knapsaek ouzhis
back, whistling, in cherry clear
tones. - THE The girl I left behind %
me.n . .,4,: Z; - So -, -, u :,
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04

So Or Two ET5Ls gHoosE CHE
=LEa SRI "a French og, was taught
by his master to execute Yarioas
commissions, ,sand among others
to fetch him victuals from the ea-s
tMg-house keepers IN a basket.
One eyenin 8, hen sttfae dog was
areturIing to his master thus fur.
Bnished,tWo otherdogs; attraeted
kbF the saeH of the small pies tkat
this new messenger was carrying,
determined to affack him. The
dog put his basket on the grennd,
and set .hhiimself G courage eously'
against the first that advanced
against, him but while was
engaged With the sone, the ether
ran to the basket and to help
himself at length, seeing there
;:wassno chance OF beating both>the
dogs and saSliing his master r's,Hdih-
sner. he threw himself between his
and without fur
.therz ceremony quickly dispatched
the remainder. of the small pies
Il himself, and then retarned 50 his
mast er:wfth the basket: eesssss 2S:szsE :
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-12-04

T. Theeditor Of the Mandels fIltl
Clarion, is fortunate In his sdesefip-
/ tive powers as well as N his dress.
Hear him 49,. - - s,[:,:.g 5
rive. have got "a new suit of i
f;cIothes, and no man could be more
.eHe ectually disguised 1Wealeok
Ike a gentleman Upon fFst put
ting them n.swe felt like a eat in
strange garnet, and for a long
time We thought we were swap
ped off, We went to the house,
and scared the baby into fits; our
wife asked us five wanted to see
Mr.. Clark, and told us that we
would find him in the Office, went
there, and pretty soon one of our
business men camesin with a strip
of paper RI his hand. He asked
is the editor in, told him we
thought not; asked him ifhe wish
ed to see US particularly; said he
wanted him to pay that bill; told
him we didn't believe he would be
in; business man left. Starting to
the house again met two young
ladies; one Of them asked the other,
what handsome stranger is that?'
In this dilemma we met friend,
and told him who We were, and
cot him to introduce US to our
wife, who is now proud Of US as
can be-. The next time we get a
suit, we shall let her know it be-
fore hand" 49,.