Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1867-06-26
From the Manchester Mirror.
CHRONICLES OF TIE TIMES.
JEpu THE REpUDIAToR GETTETH OUT OF
TRoUpLE-HoRACE OF THE HotsE OF
GREELEY GBTTETH INTO
TROUBLE.

CONCERNING tne Ul'ouy WAL "h'Sh 'he
hosts of wickedness did wage against the
armies of Uncle Sam in the days of Abra-
ham the martyr, and concerning Jeph the
Repudiator, who was chief OF the great
rebellion which fell before the valot of
the mighty men in blue. =.
2. And concerning the capture OF
Jeph when he would have fed away by
night in the guise of a woman.
8. Also concerning the casting into
prison and the feeding on bread and water
and all the things pertaining thereto, 1T
hath been written, ahd tie world know
eth it.
4. But it further came to pass in the
third year of the reign of Andy the wine
bibber, that a certain officer, high in re-
phte ano;Hg tie officers Of Uncle Saith,
sent messenger unto him who was keep
er over jeph the Repudiator, saying
s. Make haste now aud bring before
us thy prisoner. that we may judge him
of all the things whereof he is accused
and if he be guilty he shall pay the PEN
atty.
6. But if he be innocent, thou shalt
free him and let him go.
7. And the keeper did as it was com.
manded him, and brought Jeph and sci
him in the midst of the Temple Of the
Law to try him.
8. And when the officer made procla
nation, saying, Let him who hath ough
to say against this man stand forth anc
say it,
9. Behold there came Of widows
twice an hundred thousand, saying, Gu
} husbands be dead, and this man hatl
murdered them.
10 And four times an hundrcd thou
sand orphans, saying. We be fathcrless
for this man Jcph hath killed our faith
c crs.
, III. And twice an hundred thousan
: fathers and mothers. saying, We b
cbildless for this nau hath destroyed ou
J.; sons.
s l2. And twice ten million of men an
= women. saying, Our land is land {
, mourning, our cities be destroyed an
onr fields be barren our substance passet
}. into the Hand Of the tax gatherer, an
s this lnan hath done it.
Il 13. Likewise came Uncle Sam, sayinj
y All this which my people lay to h
70 charge and more hath he done. No'
ct then, let him die the death.
,f II. Nor let the hand of justice long
'e be stayed that henceforth there shall
, no more treason nor rebellion nor war
n all the land which Christoph er the sail
is found and gave unto me and my people.
re Is. And when these things were nois
C. abroad there was Joy in the hearts of t
st people.
" l6. For they said one to another. NJ
lie verify, this man shall reap bis rewar
n, and the devil shall receive his own agai
H. H. IL. But they rejoiced overmuch,
~ they wist not that any man should int
pose to stay the hand of justice and sa
Jcph the Repudiator.
81 f8. Ard they said, The Copperhea'
which be friends of Jeph, have no pow
;" over this officer, SO Jeph shall surely
- the des,h.
:, 10. But there was certain man
!. the house Of Greeley, of the sect OF
publicans, who dwelt in the Province
- York, nigh unto John the Dead Rabbi
). 20 And this Greeley was of gr
:. learning and much fame, for he was Oh
\. scribe of the Republicans Of his Pr
.ro fnee.
IA. So also he was friendly to all,
a hated pooman, for his temper was as
m. temper Of lead.
:. %. And his bowels Of compass
!. were moved for Jeph the Repudiator,
- he should save him.
- 23. So that he arose and sought
:, the officer Of Uncle Sam, and said U
g, him, Let not this man Jcph die the del
, &c bu,>frec him and let him Co.
~ o. And we will pay into the Treas
90 Of Uncle Sam an hundred thousand pi
=, Z. Of silver, and my friends, which
nd Coppsrheads of great possessions.
;,od %. And it was done as Greeley
Win, sired.
A., 26. Now when the people knew
tho had been done, aud that Jeph would
answer for his crimes, they were exc
2 ing wroth.
uty, 27. InsomuOh that they said, Cu
med bo Greeley.
ug a 2S' Verify. we will no longer have
sis man to rule over us. neither shalt
Chief Scribe any more. -