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Josh Biliinas' Sayings.

Human nature is the same all over
the world cept in England, and thar it
is jist according to circumstances.
II / had . boy who didn't lie well
enough to snit me / would set him to
tendin in a retale dry goods store.
When Teller gifts to goin down hill,
it dur seem as tho everything had been
greeced for the kashun.
= hev finally kuhn to the konklusion
that good reliable set of bowels il
wuth more to man than emmy quantity
of branes. @
The man who kan wear shurt q hole
weak, and keep it clean, amt fit for any
thing else.
never nu fool who hadn't good
voice.
Thieves hunt in couples, but a liar has
no accomplice. -
There is multitudes Of folks that mean
well enuif, but how like the evil one
they act
Give the devil his due-well enuff in
the proverb, but my friend, what will
become Nv you and me, if this arrange
ment is carried out?
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The Boston Post says: "a big CT
gar. little cane, and unreasonable
cheek, doesn't make man among men. !"
The Post is in error. These elements,
30 mixed up" not only make man
among men, but among women also.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1867-10-03

A SPY-sRR RKMARK.-Why does a sat-
irist treat his victims like telescopes
Because he draws them out sees through
them, and then shuts them up.
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GOING EAST!!

]. j. HUMNICUTT, Jeweller,
II AS removed to Is Main street, two doors West
Ii of the First National Bank, where be has fitted
up an entirely new establishment.
He il now opening large and very desirable stock
Of Watches. Jewelry. Clocks, Fancy Goods,
Silver Ware Of all varietes which il good the
best and will be sold cheap as the cheapest.
His old friends and customers are invited to call on
him and no pains will be spared to please.
]. b. HUNNICUTT,
70 Main Street.
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A German paper contains the follow
ing singular obituary: My husband is
no more. He did not wish to live Ion
no difference, for govt entered his stom-
ach, and was soon followed by death. I
shall marry the doctor who 50 kindly
attended my late husband; learned
then to trust him. Soft rest the ashes
Of the departed one, whose Wholesale
liquor business shall continue at the
old stand.
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From the Toledo Commercial.I
A Grave Joke.

A friend informs US of "note'' on
an express agent, out in Kansas City,
which is too good to keep from the joke
loving public Not long ago. party in
St. Louis wishing to ship lot of small
hand corn planters to Kansas City, pro-
cured rough pine box. similar in APP
pearance to those in which collins are
usually enclosed, and packing into it
the machines, forwarded them by ex-
press to the place mentioned.
In the course Of a few days the per-
son to whom the box was directed called
at the express Office for it, but the prop
erty was not there. The agent then in
formed the party that coffin box. di-
rected according to the receipt, arrived
duly, but that after keeping it in the
Office day or two it snaeh so badly he
had ordered it buried, in q yard ad-
joining the express building. The box
was soon unearthed and the resurrected
corn planters were delivered to the
owner. g
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NEW STOCK
Jewelry, Notions,
watches, markings,
Clocks, Breast-Pius.

GOLD, SILVER AND PLATED CHAINS.
TINGER RINGS, large assortmento OF Plated
Ware, CastOrs, Knives, Forks and
spoons; Musical Instruments. &c.
- An assortment of Sheet Music. constantly
ON hand. r. B. DICKINSON,
No. Al, Main-st Richmond, Ind
Sept. II 1867. 2stf
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A man in Arkansas will not let his
children learn to read and write because
he has lost money in indorsing . note.
They can make mark in spite of the
paternal precautions.
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A fellow at Bellefontaine, Pa, had
been caught stealing tomb-stones from
the cemetery. He ought to be put un-
der one.
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The court which gets drunk on lager
beer herself sometimes, has again been
heard from
Some time ago a Rhode Island Judge
before whom a liquor dealer was arraign-
ed, in reviewing the evidence, admitted
its efficiency, saying that under ordinary
circumstances the defendant would be
entitled to discharge, but, he added,
the Court cannot ignorethe evidence OF
its own senses. The Court has frequent
~ drank at your bar, and would stultify
itself If it protested any doubt of your
guilt. The Court, therefore, imposes a
fine on you Of twenty dollars and costs
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of the
UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT,
The Western end of the
Great National Railway across the
Continent.


the Sierra Nevadas to the California State line
traversing the richest and most populous sec.
tion Of California. and thence through the great
mining regions of the Territories, to the vi
cinty of Salt Lake City.
1t forms the sole Western link of the only
route to the Pacific which is adopted by Congress and
aided by the issue Of United States Bonds.
Their road is already completed. equipped and
of the summit of the Sierra, and large amount of
the work of Grading, Tunnelling, de-, beyond that
point has been accomplished.
The First Mortgage Bonds of this Company
afford unusual inducements of Safety and Profit to
Investors for the following among other reasons viz
First. The rate of interest is Six per Cent. in
Gold, payable emi-annually in the City of New
York.
Second. The Principal is payable in Gold at mat
urity.
Third. The cost of the Bonds, Ninety-five Per
Cent. and accrued interest, is Ten Per Cent.
less than that of the cheapest Six Per Cent. Gold
Bearing Bonds of the Government
yides nearly half the amount necessary
to build the entire road, and looks main.
~ to small percentage ON the future
traffic for repayment.
Fifth. Owing to this liberal provision accompanied
with Extensive Grants of Public Lands,
by which tie Government fosters this great ma
tional enterprise, its success is rendered
gether independents of the contingencies
which attend ordinary Railroad enter.
prises.
Sirth. The Security of its First Mortgage Bonds
is therefore ample, and their character for safe
ty and reliability is equaled only by that Of the
obligations of the Government itself.
Seventh. The net earnings Of the completed portion
are already largely in excess of the in
terest obligations which the Company
will incur twice the distance. and are
steadily increasing, rendering the uninterrupt-
ed payment of the Interest absolutely
certain.
Eight At the present rate of Gold they pay nearly
1-2 Per Cent. per annum, on the amount in
vested.
The Bonds are issued in denominations of 81 900
with semi-annual Gold Coupons attached, payable in
New York, and offered for the present at 95 per
cent. and accrued interest in currency from Janu
| airy LIST.
Orders may be forwarded to direct through
the principal Banks and Bankers in all parts of the
country.
Remttances may be made in drafts on New York,
or in Legal Tender Notes, National Bank Notes,
other funds current in this city, and the Bonds will be
forwarded to any address by Express, free of charge
Inquiries for further particulars, by mail otherwise
will receive punctual attention.
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r. r. BARNUM'S
Elastic Strap and Buckle

a4s0G1O 061 a0U oUC140e
NOR PANTS, VESTS and DRAWERS. Sus-
Il penders can be dispensed with
This little invention is just out, and it II hum
bug, 10 meeting with rapid sale. II can be applied
in moment % any garment BY any person, causing
it to fit perfectly.
Its elasticity prevents tearing tie straps and buc-
kles OF the clothes, and also allows perfect freedom Of
the body while working taking exercise.
For sale BY tailos and the trade generally. Send
rs cents for strap, circulars agents and the
trade, to the BARNUM E. s. 4 B. CO.,
8e $50 Broadway, New York.
-Agents Wanted in every county. 15yl
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L. =. FRANCISCO, NJ. D. ~
Omce and Residence South Franklin Streee.
.Bssa East side, between Main and walnutla
July II. 1854 sOr RICHMOND, INDIANA
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Rustic CoURrsHlP. II hitched my
chair clus up TO her'n, shet my eyes,
and shudderingly sed:
"Sally, I've been hankerin arter
you for . long time; that's SO. l love
you from the foot of your sole to the
head of your crown, and ] don't keer
who nose it. Epluribus onions -
Uriah +"
"Sally -" SEE I.
"Yes," SEE she, hidin' her face.
"Glory Ga Tory p SEE l, 81 kin jump
. ten rail:fence. Hooray! hoo-r-a-y !"
With that 1 sorter sloshed myself
down BY her and clinched. Talk about
yer mite blewming serious! Oh, my {!
Oh, broomstraw with sorghum lasses on
EN-! Ef Sally's father hadn't hollered
out, ats time fer decent folks to be in
bed" du believe I'd staid all night.
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sInAN,s cDNDITE0N POWDER

has the largest sale any Horse and Cattle Meii
cine in this country is composed Of herbs '1o rGe'
aud for milness safety. certainty and fhorolg an 49,
stands pre-eninentiy at tine head OF the ist o' LOT"
and cutie Medicines.
II carries off all gross humors, prevents ioses foih
Incoming stiff or laundering, pur ies the boto oosehs
the akin and gives smooth and glossy appearances
cleanses the water strengthens every part OF th
le.iy 1t il safs and certain remedy 1l coughs
and colds whic. generate many fatal diseases
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I[I730;HJ&

RooT's PEsTAcHIsE preserves the life of the Hair
changes it from grey to its original color in three
weeks-prevents the hair from falingis the best ar
tice for dressing the hair found in the market
wlsurely removedandruf and cure diseases of the
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answering scream.
.Becauae-sbscause you can't hear il
/ don't"
q WHAT My auIrt fairly rivaled q
railroad whistle.
began to think it time to evacuate
the premises, aud looking round and
seeeing John gone, ! stepped into the
next room. There he lay fat ON his
back, rolling from side to side, with fists
poked into lais ribs. and . most agoniz-
ing expression Of countenanee, but not
uttsring sound. s
I Immediately and involuntarily as
sumed . similar attitude, and I think
from the relative position of our boots
ard heads and eur attempt to restrain
our laughter, appopiexy must have In
sted, II . horrible groan from John, to
which he gave vent in his endeavors to-
suppress hfs lfsibiifty, Had not betrayed
our hiding place. /.
In rushed NY wife aad my aunt, who
BY this time eompceheaded the joke, and
such scoldiag as then got I never
got before and hope never to get again.
know not what would have been the
end, II John, In his endeavors 70 Be re-
spActfnl and sympathetic, had not given
vent to such ! diobolical noise. some
thing between hoarse laugh and
orean, that al gravity was upset, and
we screamed in concert
II A.
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MGI9e5EEsE.aAMY

:"
There is o French machine in the
Opposition that takes in chopped
tobacco and turns ont cigarettes at
the rate of sixty o minute the year
round, ringing q signal bell as often
as there is not enough to put in q
package. The machines, about half
o yard square, make saving of TO-
100000 francs q year.
edo you believe in the appearance
of spirits, fatherp" asked o rather
last young man of his indulgent sire.
'No, Tom, but I believe in their dis
appearance, since L missed my bottle
OF bourbon last night" said the old
gentleman.
10 remove tan from the face, dis
solve little magnesia in soft water,
beat to thick mass, spread it on the
face and let it remain minute or
two, then wash off with CASTLE soap,
and rinse with soft water.
''Sam, are you one of the Southern
chivalry?"
''No, massa; Use one oh de South
ern shovelry. shoveled dirt Mt the
Dutch Gap Canal"
Why was Pharaoh's daughter like
q broker? Because she got little
prophet from the rushes on the
bank.
How was Lots wife punished after
she was turned into a pillar of salt?
The cattle came and licked her.
1t often happens, when the hus-
band fails to be home to dinner, that
it is one of his fast days.
There is a man in the moon, and q
man and woman in the honeymoon.
What dust is most binding to the
eyes? Gold.
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INDUSTRIAL ASSOCIATION.

NYHE Ladies of the Industrial Associa-
Il tion would inform the public gene
rally that they have rented the store on
the corner of Richardson and Lady streets,
where they intend to keep constantly on
hand full supply of READY MADE
CLOTHING, of all descriptions. Please
call and examine the articles which they
have now ready for sale. Some one will
always be found ready to exhibit the
rready-made garments and toreceive orders
from those who may wish to have work
done neatly and promptly. Strangers
visiting the city will bo pleased to give
them n call.
They would take this opportunity of re-
turning their thanks to the citizens for
their former patronage, and solicit con-
tinuance of the same.
Their books are constantly for those
who may be desirous Of aiding the cause
by becoming members of this Association.
Membership only One Dollar.
The object of this Association is to fur
nish constant employment for those who,
having been impoverished by the war,
now depend on the needle for daily bread.
Does not such an object commend itself to
the hearts Of our citizens. June 80
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PROSPECTUS
OF THE
CHRISTIAN NEIGHBOR.

GOD willing, I shall cause to be pub
w llshed, at place, time and price
hereafter determined upon, Weekly
Paper, with the above style and title.
Tho general object OF tho publication
will be the maintenance of the Christian
Scriptures as the standard OF right, in all
questions which involve morality, whether
these questions appcrtain to man indivi-
dually or collectively, and whether arising
from his relation to God or his neighbor.
Enjoining conscientious obedience to all
the ordinances of civil government not in
conflict with the law of God, the CHRIS
TIAN NEIGHBOR will be an unequivocal
advocate OF Christianity as opposed to war,
either offensive or defensive.
While neither politics nor other inconpc-
NAL matter shall in any wise alloy; yet the
principles of Christianity will be applied
to all matters, 80 far as they involve moral
principle. Politics shall be excluded from
religion, yet the former shall not be ex-
empt from the application of the latter
Identified with the Methodist Episcopal
Church, South, whose authority under God
principles announced, the NEIGHBOR is
offered as medium of advocacy of all tho
interests of Christianity in that branch of
the Church, and also as an agency for en-
larging and establishing in other churches,
and in the regions beyond, that Kingdom
Of Christ (which is not of this world"
desire to ascertain, through the agency
of all who will 30 far interest themselves,
what number of subscribers (name, post
Office, County and State may be reck-
Oned In the beginning; the price governed
by size of sheet for six or twelve months
to be forthcoming on the reception of the
hrst number. Let all communications be
addressed SIDI II. BROWNE,
July IL Marion G.. H., S. G.
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TO R.enE.
THE COTUMRIA rl.lIAr

k-4 THE COLUMBIA FEMALE COL
Am LEGE, which for tln.e years past
LII 4has been occupied as FIRST
CLASS HOTEL by Mr.. r. S. Nickerson, is
again offered for lease for three years,
from 1st September next.
The extensive patronage which Mr..
Nickerson received has given much noto.
riety to this building. Its capacity. pecu-
liar fitness and eligible location for the
purposes of q first. class hotel, render a
particular description unnecessary.
For terms, &c, inquire of either Of the
following gentlemen: Hon. E. j. ARTHUR,
DR.. A. N. TALLEy, r. D. SEM or j. w.
PARKER.
Columbia, June IL, 1867. June II
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SOMETHING NEM !
~o->~o~~-~o--~-~----~-,oo~o
CALL AND SEE!

~ MY stock of Goods ,.=....,A -.
3M. has been materially ~ So:
fAAnsA Aadded to during the past week, and
am now prepared to show an excellent
stock Of JEWELRY. Also, WATCHES.
GOLD PENS-the best manufactured.
Persons desirous of having the hair of
deceased friends or relatives preserved in
enduring style, can have it MANUFAC-
TURED into RINGS, BREAST-PINS or
EARRINGS, handsomely or plainly orna-
mented.
a0 REPAlR!NG Of all kinds faithfully
attended to, and at PRICES TO SUIT TIL i
TIMES.
I. SULZBACHER,
At j. Sulzbacher Il Co.'s,
Assembly street, opposite Market.
July ~
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Sup'ts Office N. C. Railroad Co..

/ MIL 1urther notice, Passenger Trains
" will run on this Road as follows:
Mat 1rdin-EdSt
Leave Charlotte daily ~. 10 a. M; ; Green's
boro 4.5I; Raleigh 9.1S. Arrive in Colds
boro 1910 p. m.
West.
Leave Goldsboro LOT p. M; Raleigh $50;
Greensboro 1853. Arrive i'll Charlotte
1918 a. m.
Passengers make close through connec-
tions-either way-at Charlotte, with the
Charlotte and South Carolina Railroad; at
Greensboro, Uid Danville and Richmond:
at Raleigh, uid Weldon and Bay Line and
Anname ssic Line. Also, connect at Colds
boro with Mail Train on Wilmington and
Weldon Road, to and from Wilmington.
Time from Charlotte to New York forty
hours, by either route.
May 20 JAS. ANDERSON. Sup't.
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New York Advertisements.
STEVENS HOUSE, &
1, %, Is AND 81 BROADWAY, ". Y

04dH EMO nVUpE, "
81, %, Is AND 81 BROADWAY, ". Y.
OPPOSITE BOWLING GREEN. a
H ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN. 4
NNHE STEVENS HOUSE is we'll and
Il widely known to tba travelling public.
The location is especially suitable to mer-
chants and business men; it is in close
proximity to the business part of the city,
is on the highway of Southern and West
ern travel, and adjacent to all the princi-
pei railroad and steamboat depots.
The Stevens House has liberal accom-
modation for over 800 guests; it is well fur
nished, and possesses every modern
Improvement for the comfort and enter
tainment of it's inmates. The rooms hay
ing been refurnished and remodeled, We
are enabled to offer extra facilities for the
comfort and pleasure of our guests. The
rooms are spacious and we'll ventilated
provided with gas and water; the attend
ance is prompt and respectful, and the
tablo is generously provided with every
delicacy OF the seasonal moderate rates.
GEO. X. CHASE & CO.,
May 81 ONO prODrictOrs.
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General Superintendent's Office,
EeNs GsA III a5 5llf5I5sfz1 Ia IfSSJfs5sfFQ
E1AH ~ sssss:ss
CHARLOTTE g. s. @. RAILROAD,
COIuMRIA s. G. May 9 1867

ON and after SUNDAY. May s, the sche-
~ dule of the Passenger Trains over
this Road will be as follows:
Leave Columbia aat.......... $50 p. m.
Arrive at Charlotte at. .12.l5 a. m.
Leave Charlotte at II. 20 a. m.
Arrive at Columbia at. G.5O a. m.
Close connections are made at Columbis
and Charlotte with mail trains on the North
Carolina and South Carolina Railroads. By
this arrangement, passengers by Green
vile Road go Immediately through East
ward, and have no detention in Columbia.
THROUGH TICKETS are sold at Column
bia to Richmond, Va, Washington, D. c.,
Baltimore, Nd, Philadelphia, Pa, and
New York city-gving choice of routes ria
Portsmouth or Richmond-and baggage
checked. Tickets are also sold at Char
lotte for Charleston and Augusta.
An Accommodation Train, for freight and
local passage, leaves Columbia at n. m,
on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays of
each week, and Charlotte on the same
days and hour; arriving at Columbia and
Charlotte at p.m
May 8 G. BOUKNIGHT. Sup't.
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Rome
II Tie,
dlcssp
erect the entirely of
While
OF
OF u .by
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NOTICE.
MOUNTAIN AIR.

EGA PERSONS who desire to pass tho
summer months in healthy section,
where good water and mountain air are
the principal attractions, can be comfort
ably accommodated at the WALHALLA
HOTEL. Trains now run daily each way.
Board by the week or month at reasonable
rates. d. BIEMANN.
July 8 3mo
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Laurens Railroad---New Schedule.
a s. J,5i:i 5 Is E; zEs
OFFICE LAURENS RAILROAD.

LAURESs G. H., S. c., July ~, 1867.
nN md after MONDAY. 22d instant, tho
~ trains will run over this Road as fol-
lows, until further notice:
Leave Laurens at o'clock a. M on Mon
days, Wednesdays and Fridays, and arrive
at Newbcrry at II o'clock n. m.
Leave Newbcrry on Mondays, Wednes-
days and Fridays, at fifty minutes after 12
o'clock, connecting with both trains on the
Greenvillc and Columbia Railroad at Hole
ma Shops. JOSEPH CREWS. Sup't.
july 16
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EINE STOCK I!

Ny Norman Horse FRANK will stand for the ensuing sea
Mondays Tuesdxys Wednesdays and Thursdays q my
ewn stable In the tewn Of Deer Para and Fridays and Sat
urdays a the stable Of William As,co In the town Of 1ags
Rates will be ol9 for the saas"S
The JACK will be kept atny place during the ssasou
at $40 for the Season
have also hns COLT yaas old half Morgan and one
quarter Norman, bred from ny hero Iaak which will DO
to let 10 few at so for the season. Also year cid
Black Douglas COLT which will b let IN few sassa ct 90
for assurance. :.haiff. att
will pay at the next Ia Sale county Fair the following
for the three best colts three best horse
colts out Of my horse frank sled this spring. to 10 there
presented the prruu b awarded BY tue COMMITTEES o.
tho fair such other judges the contestants may appoint
On hest horse colt, III second best 81 thrd bss Same
marc colts.
also challenge csnpsrsoA Of colts with any other
Norman horse In the county. NATHAN AFPLEBEE.
March 23-<w.