The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1867-12-19

to be the cuss of America-we wuz
ordained to be alluz fearful NV yoor
bein our sooperior-to us wuz en-
trusted the deliteful task Nv keepin
you down, and us over yoo. Our
task is ended with the. Kin we any
more rally our people to the poles
by yawpin the dangers nv nigger
equality when ther amt no nigger?
This, now, is a white mems guvern-
ment-we hev nothing left
to contend for, and thus folIer
thee"
And Fernandy, who he'd found a
jack-knife in the nigbcrs vest-pocket
run it into his bowels and fell dead
corpse across his body.
Franklin Pcerse approached and
walled thus. -
cart thou gone, last nv the Afri
kins =? Good net the avengin minis
ters Nv death hev taken some other
race? Good not the noble Injin bin
taken, and thoh spared to Democrisy
No viii man feared his anrnre
macy. Good not the Chinese hey
bin sacrificed in thy stead The
people he'd no prejoodis agin his
color. Thou y asst all that made me
of yoose, and ez thou at gone, so l
go Also
And taking the jack knife-out NV
Fernandy's hand, he stabbed his
self with it, and fell dead atop of
Fernandy.
Vallandigum approached weepin
vilently.
"Opposin thy elevation," sed he,
addressin the dead niger, "wunst
made matter Nv me, which marter-
dom netted me 10000 in ten cent
pieces, wich l immeiitly invested in
7,30 bonds issued by a tyrani!lle ar d
unconstooshnal government. BY
carryin a portrait Nv the, and exhib-
itin it at my meetings in the rooral
deestricks | hcv made my constioo-
encies bile with rage at the ice NV
sich ez thou bein elevated to their
speer. Like Othello, my okkepa
shun's gone Farewell pollytix-
thou vast my politix. Farewell
Congress !-uv what yoose is Dim
ecrat in Congress wit. no niger to
persekoot 2"
And takin the jack-knife from
Peerse's hand he rechlessly plunged
it into his BOWLS, and fell across
Peerse.
Brite, NV Injiany Richardson, Nv
1llinoy Seymour, NV Moo York
Florence, NV Pennsylvany, and al
the feeders NV the party Nv the
North, without exception, cum up
and, maxim similar orashuns, USED
the jack knife in like style-fallir
across each other ez four foot wooi
is corded.
Filled with anguish w the heav
est descripshun and fully apperecia
tin the feehes Nv the noble men who
woodent survive their party | eau
the jack knife, and throwin mysel
in an attitude-sich IS | hev seer
Forist cum when Otheller, he stab.
hisself-I wuz on the pint Of ma
king it acquainted with my intest
ines, when / happened to observe .
quart bottle sticken out Nv the mig
gers coat pocket. Droppin tn,
knife l seezed it, and in gulps swal
lered the contents. The room spu,
round and round, and exhausted,
fell senseless across the ded sooi
cides. Just then Horis Greely en-
tered the room. Holdin up botl
hands he exclaimed
"Ez it wuz in the beginin, so it i
in the endin. Behold Dimocrasy
bigger at the bottom, whiskey a
the top, and stink in the middle
We're rid Nv two great cusses to
wunstr'
And instead Nv punchin his STUN
ioil with the knife, he shuffied out u
the room holdin his nose.
l awoke in a feverish sweat, shire
KIN wildly. So vivid wuz the seen
I he'd dreemed that found it impos
sible to sleep and all that long nit
1 walked the fore in agony
Wuz the dreem prefetik Is the
any danger Nv the niger becomi
extinct by disease? l know annals
GYMNASIUM is whitein him in til
Suthern States, but up North, wher
Dimocracy is skarse we kin preserv
them in all their original blackness
Heavin grant that this friteful visio
, wuz simply the result Nv disorde
stumiek, and not q warnin NV rat
to cumi
PETROLEUM V. Massey, p. M.
Wich is Postmaster.