The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1867-07-24

we might have successfully borne up
under it but now we shudder at the
contemplation, and the only chance Of
overcoming so fatal a blow, lies in the
action taken by the citizens of this, Dis
trict. If new subscribers do. not come
in Immediately the Herald is a gone gos-
ling and no mistake Had the defen-l
dant sent in his dues along with the or
der to "Stop," it would not be 50 bad,
but no, the punishment must be full,
complete, severe. Cruel man,-innocent
victim to the law, eloquent lawyer, and
successful merchant though he be,-it
was cruel to treat US So. How could he?
Ever since, we have suffered from night
mares our dreams, never very good, are
now frightful; in the morning We find
our body On the. floor, fallen from the
bed shadows startle US; the night wind
brings the sound of-Stop my paper!
while every man heard ascending the
stairs, or seen approaching, is covered
with blankets, shawis, boots, shoes, hats
mackerel, Goldfish, almanacs, hams, &C.,
while from their lips issue in flaming
characters, stop my paper! Our peace is
nearly gone, hence tranquility, to- return
never. We cali upon the State which
prosecuted the case, and which madesus
ajuror, to fly to our relief and the dis
trict by an earnest sympathy, to keep
the Herald from going under. = One good
paying subscriber will make US happy
again. Let him come qnickiy. - : 4
:. p 7S.-In view Of the melancholy cir
cunstance and the great pecuniary loss
sustained, we trust never to be on e5ufy
again, no never, unless special dispensa.
ton be granted to absolve Us from the
oath. r !
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aTriaes" remembers 70 have seen the fol-
loving lyric somewhere, many years ago; !
but SO many years ago, that to most readers
Il vii read anew; .% ..;~..l i
We stood npon the threshold, and her azure
-: trimmings threw
A7halo round her features like the angels
And the gloss upon her riDglets, as we stood
= TO take piece,
Was like moonlight upon water or Ike gas
lights upon grease. =. = - =
And with loves whispered mnsicI strove TO
make her mine, ss",-:, 49,.
And my arms around her figure stiIl gently
=, strove to tTine, - - .. =
And I quoted from the poet, that each rose
has its thorn, -
When she gave a cry Of fanguish-I had troi
? :. upon her corn. - = - -,
strove to hush her murmurs, and, to cutre-
.. sfstence short. - =,
I seized her hand in rapture-but she said I
hurt her Wart! s.5,-..:. =. -
"Then let me clasp thee to this breast, II
r. said, and stroye the While, :, ~ = ...
And then she said I'm angel tones, Don't
Jim IRE got bile. 80 =
= No where but in Boston would an Of.
fcer act so eggregrously wrong as is re-
lated in the following. To place his:
hands on the. woman's. buss vas bad
enough. but to burst the eggs all oyer
her bust was horrible: ~ -. s....':r x:
- .A-wotnan in Boston, a day or two: :ago,
whose pilfering procliFities were well:
known, was observed to- be- laying in d
stock of eggs, tho bosom Other dress be-
ing used as the receptacle for the hen
fruit An officer -in.the market who
8as watching her, operations, vailed up-l
tiia goodiy supply Of eggs had; caused a
full Development Of her "bdstP when he
laid somewhat rude hands upon her, and
after crushing the eggs into an indiscrim::
mate mass, to the infinite amusement. of
a crowd ef iookers-on, she was allowed
10 depart With her embryo omelet.
A man who knowing his rights dases
maintain them. tits relatedstbat a re-
porter was around hunting q house for a
friend, and called 10 SEGA family who
were preparing to vacatea cosy dwell
ling. -~ >::-...,,,-,:;
As the door stood open, reporter
walked in without knocking, and his
eyes stfaightway lighted on the dame Of
the household who was making frantic
lunges with a broomstick at some object
under the bed, - .y''-'' =. :
.Goed- morning. madam. All! you
have troublesome cat under the bed ?"
41Troablesope cat? no sirh f is
that sneaking husband of mine; and III
have him out or break every bone m his
body !" ~ . - -. =
You will, eh!" said faint voice Under
the bee: '"Now, -Susy, you may rave
and pound and rave, but IN be dogged if
TIL come out from under this bed while
I've got the spiritsofa man about me" I"
Geo. Francis Train says our modern
marriage should read Thus: =,
Clergyman-Will you take this brown
| stone, this carriage and span, these dia-
| monds for thy welded husband? Yes.
Will you take this>unpaid miliner's bill !;
this high waterfall of foreign hair; these
| affectation accomplishments and feeble
constitution for thy welded wife Yes.
Then, what man has Joined together let
the next best man run away with, so
that the first divorce court may tear
them asunder.
Somebody proposes that the ladies be