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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18

Saturday. Of course l couldn't come
here on Sunday
You should have heard the inspect
or's ''Umph :" when | said that If
that man ever goes TO chuch of his own
free-will, I'll forfeit nv character for the
second timc,-and don't Intend to do
that in Il hurry.
well, we've got your address said
be. '!We know where TO find you, if
anything should arise further out of this
matter"
''Further - cried l. "Why you've
got the carpet-bag and all that's in ii.
What can arise out of it further p
Its impossible 10 say returned the
Inspector, dryly. But suppose on
ly say Suppose-the whole story should
he Il device for getting rid off a-here
he pointed TO the dreadful carpet-bag-
something hnconwcnicnt"
Cool heavens - cried |. turning pale
with horror, mot Il dead body -
Just so, nodded the Inspector :;
"who knows -
found myself at home somehow but
the shock had serious effect upon nv
sy-tem. When | found myself well
enough 10 revisit the club, B's cheery
laugh grated upon my ears very unpleas
antlv. He would have laughed, if may
Use the yulgarism. on the other side OF
his mouth, if he had taken home that
carpet-bag.
Well exclaimed he, ''how did that
little venture OF ours turn out ," (Fancy
either Of those Inspectors hearing him
say ..venture - ''Rememhyr. | am cmti-
tied TO halves. you know
"le-. You are" returned |. gravely :
''and ii anything comes Of ii. You shall
certainly have halves. The reward that
Is most likely 10 he offered Is six months
imprisonment with hard labor and YOU
shall serve three OF them. and welcome -
10 not know whether | am not un-
der - the surveillance OF the police even
now
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18
CrOrdiHy ~ Tie City.

The fatal end oi a voun. lady who fled
from Georgia to New York. where she
i'll vain sought for work 10y which she
might support herself. and then re>ortel
10 suicide 10 ave herself from a more
horrible doom. lei the phiIo~ophic Nj.
Greeley publicly to ~av over his own
muuc:
Il know the difficulties of ~u.h ra~e>
III least | should Know il.n. Tor lew
have pondcrci them more patiently. |
know how Will AMI mai i he folly "i
thu>r who crowd INTO the c.ty-iu;o ali
ciiir>-tancyiu. that there must he room
and work there for one more. without
con>idcrin. thai thonSlul~ already there
are SupcrtIuou~. idle. and miserable. and
that each influx l. an added har To the
window which shuts gu, hope. | pre-
sumo have uttered more harsh. bitter
rchukeS Of the hecdle~S iulatuatiun winch
iili~ our streets with fresh seekers 10:
something 10 do than an other per>or
under sixty years oil | know hay,
made hundreds of unturtmlatc~ ioail,
me A. the most unicriin- "i monsters
and with GOOD show of reason. shall
continue 10 drive out OF the ciiv n MANY
aS possible, hv making them sorry and
ashamed that they ever came into il. -
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18

\ DISTINCTION WITHOUT DIFFER
ENcE-A young man in New Haven on
Monday rushed into a drug store, and IN
great alarm asked iLe clerk If bellzinc
was poisonous. ..No." sad tho clerk.
''why l'' .'Because." said the fellow,
'.father went TO the closet to take down
the gin bottle, and by mistake took sew
eral swallows before he knew II. = '.lIr
Is all right" replied the clerk. The
only difference between benzlne and mod
ern gin Is In the smell"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18
t. During the ~Black UsUk war

- bullii- Allt DlaCk HAWK war
the inhabitants OF the little town of L
were one morning alarmed by messen-
ger on horseback, in hot haste. bringing
the intelligence that the great chief ana
his Warriors were encamped on the Kan
kakee, some thirty miles distant. The
',milingtary'' were ordered under arms,
and due preparation made TO receive HIM
or rather. TO arrest his progress, Mayor
P, feeling himself not exactly posted
respecting the enemy, sought information
OF one OF his brother officers IN this wi~e
"Cap'en, which Of the linens are the
most savage. the hoSiile ones or them
that 90 on foot - The '-CaP'en'' an
parted the requisite information, and ex-
pressed the hope that the MAJOR might
not be caught and kept as heStage 10y the
much deprecated ',IIawk' before men-
toned.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18

Mr. c. Il. Hitchcock, of Little Hook
ING, Ohio, l. a famous woodchuck hunt
CT lie spends a few weeks OF each year
IN Sandgate, and during his visits the
woodchucks have TO suffer. During The
present season he has killed 800, and in
three seasons pasi. he has killed IN all
600
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18
AGENTS WANTED,

ate! in every town N Y rmout to sell the
','bLE Of TIE WORLD soap!
.- - circular sent on ceipt If y cts Agents
= d.. 'F.ln go = - per day. Address, BOX
% '.| IiNohj IA, VI.
..,,,,, -rl'. wan'cd 10 eel sARGENT'S EUREKA
1>"!NU SOAP oy the 100. AZ,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18

The Cemtaal Pacific Railroad CUmpa-
nv OF California, are preparing for VIII
ter by roofing the most exposed parts of
their track-Rooting in railroad is de-
cidelly 4 novelty.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18
AMERICAN AND FOREIGN PATENTS.
Il. II. s,;tI,. SoIie.i;,i. of Eb,+nrfv


.--Itoi | ) Patent UIn,r Washington, tuI,,,,r
the act %! I~II.J
state Street, opposite hubN Street Boston.
...r III extensive ITd,uCc oi up ward, ot twenty
.-'t.r- L, secure patents IL .4c Unite! States.
.rtt Britain, France ana CJl-r l'rrlsH CoUu-
'...4'-. -grDu,d,IuD>. bones, .>!-huIcuts, and
t'.-.. .raWlll-~ .,T patents executed on liberal
.... ".tI Ir>,lrtI. Researches made !utu
....-I uDIh~. g. tirj- i4ilr the EL.uHts
,ilrui, Ut Iuventi-us-and lega Or other
..uuli matters I. .., him. The same, Cvple-
..- any patent GGIII>ArG ~ IeAut!nS >l
ur!gU II Washington.
TEsTIAUNIAL>
t.Gy a., @! The most Successful
Dr.. --t.tlglrTs with whom have hdd OinCI-
LuAS. MASJN,
CuLa.ui,sl0Ler OF Patents.
..-.t...yu b. as-uTIl- inventors IAaI they
a p,.,I more competent and trust.
YLrlc Il outing Their Applications
..fr InI H. "a ali c4Ily aiI4 ldEU. abe
a. Tie patent UIi,r"
Nd Isl NhE Late NuIui>>IoueT OF Patents.
d o. E..t Ai- made Tor lac is applications, Oh
N...u ydICut> have been granted, and
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-..' pu his part lead, Int 10 recommend
rLfri, L. L.'I L. Procure their patents
... safe 81 having the most iIItL!U. alien
d! ia their Gases, and II vcry reasonable
JOHN IAGuAkI.
.-.' H4"hth>, the subscriber, III Cyur>e ol N
'. i4dlr Oh t":Cr rejected dpphla. q -
every one OI VT ,a was decided IL his f4v "
.'.-.->lvu Ol patents, IL. ii. EDDY.
s-.. J. ipAT -l..
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18

No person who has lost any of his
property by gambling within four months
of his application, can receive the bene =
fits of the bankrupt law,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18
S5l0oupO


Balance IN Trea-
sury and ssdue
on taxes. SJa021 81
Received since
close Of fiscal
wear ON ac-
count Of lal-
ance due from
the l. -. 800 81
T,fEl oa H4,d, los 55- qS
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18
GorerHOr's Message.

GoreF'HOr's Message.
Etgopc citso,-.> v1' III, .S1rTts alE
Hgu~ u Representatives, -
Grateful 10 the Freemcn Of Vermont
for the expression of their confidence ia
calling me TO act a. the Chief Magistrate
of my native state, | accept the trust and
assume the responsibilities OF the office.
with the assurances of faithful endeaNors
on my part 80 10 discharge iiS dutirs
as 10 promote the best Interests and the
prosperity OF the people.
By the constitution il derolves upon
Inc 10 suggest for your consideration,
such business as may appear necessary
TO lav befoDe the General Assembly Il
could not be expected thai Tins commu-
nic;liion would refer 10 all matters that
max come before You during the session.
and shall contine myself io q hri,f ref
ercnce 10 some Of the more important IN
ier.sis of the Stale, a. gathered from the
reports Of the executive officers. with
such recommendations as Seem 10 Toe re-
quired thereon, respectfully referring you
10 these reports Tor further details.
FINANCES.
Tie condition Of the finances should
receive the careful attention OF the Gcn-
ci7ll Assembly. with a view 10 economy
in all departments, 10 deininiSh The bur
dens OF taxation. aRd 10 the equal appor-
tionment of the expenses of the govern
mrnt upon all the property OF the State
From the Treasures report with the
final report OF the former Treasurer,
completing the fiscal year, am aide 10
make the following >taiciuel.. ---
RECEIPTS.
Balance from previous veal, S2N,5-o 20.
Balance sinking fund brought
forward -5.5pa O0
Collections on faxes. 56g. iuS Il
Received from county clerks, l7,lis IL
Received from judge Of pro
late. HIS 80
Received from temporary
loan l45.00n Oa
Received from all other sources .:ia3 Ul
TaL SS72.G7a1I
DISBURSEMENTS.
Debentures OF General Assem-
bly OclObel session. lsGG, Slal54 IL
March session, lN61. 1,Sl6 40
Extra pay and soldiers alloi-
menis, 6,l23 L.
Organized militia, pay roll>, 49, oa
CourI orders. i7.;;u- o.
Auditors orders, l95.3gg -
State bonds ot lS-l. redeemed
and cancelled. l6N.5OU ug
Agricultural COLLEGE fund, paid
on Governors warrant, SIP 10
Safety fund, paid Receiver Dan
bv Bank. 6,7c5o 90
Interest ON bonds and loans. lo0. SOS -
Interest on taxes and discount
OF three per cent, l2,291 : I
~ IN ''-@ lU'', '",u' ''''V'' wv
fund for payment ot bonds
due ISL, S2.nOo oa
Balance in treasury September
9th lS6-. al.Sl3 Is
TaIL, SN12.6-q i
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18

Sanlli9ms

Balance, Si0l,4i2 90
Ii seems 10 me sound policy TO con-
nnue TO apply yearly Sl5O,0o0 90 a.
sinking fund 10 retire the funded deld.
Should YOU concur in tins view. and
should the basis of The foregoing estimate
prove correct, If will be necessary 10 as
sess a tax upon the polls and ratable e.
tate of the inhabitants OF the State. that
viii realize to the Treasury four hundred
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-10-18

Or. F. z. FkLES.
EGEON NTIST,
&c.. Nlil sd CcutrI ~.rrcts, st ,Tohnsburv, VI.
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OLIVER T. BROWN,
4t,iGtcilanfcua Cards.

sis, oEAyr.roNE,, NHu oGSAVFNTAL WORK,
.,f..... Vermont
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

The old leaders of the South being
debarred from Congress by an iron. clad
oath, a Northern Carolina newspaper
has the courage to inviteNorthern Peace
Democrats to come South and be candi,
dates. Will they take the hinti We
think we see resurrection OF fossils
throughout the North--a grand rush
OF dry-bones to all the railway stations
southwark. There are the amiable Mr.,
Pierce, the suave Mr.. Seymour the
unctuous Mr., Reed, the rancorous Mr.
Vallandigham, the unwashed Mr.. Dean,
the unterrifed Mr.. Pomeroy, all with
carpet>bags in hand, all Northern men
with Southern principles-better rebels,
in fact, than the rebels themselves.
They are asked to represent the South.
How can they refuse' Have they not
been doing itall their livesl-N. Y.
Tribune. ff s}
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
done with Jefferson Davis, the syppo..ls

'tNI+|N'NHN
Ot allthe absurd notions put forth BY
the johnson party, this preteuce' OF be-
Ing reformatory In its procliyities is the
nioa, preposterous. lfit would reform
litsiown errorslt would do far better
than by undertaking. to deal with the
evils that aff1icl the country. But, 10
point OF fact, It's whole tendency ID
against anything like reform, while the
very party which it denounces as radical
is SO called because it proposes to lay the
axe at the root Of these evils. 4 The RE-
publican party declared against the
greatest evil OF the age, slavery, and, az
a consequence, slavery perishsd. It des
clared against the denial of the most orr
dinary civil rights to four millions of
Americans, and these rights were tri>
u,pphantly secured to the freedmen. 4 Il
declared against nullification, dsintegra-
tion and political oligarcby, and all have
pe,ished. 1t declared that the ballot
should be given to the freedman to Oh.
able him to protect his rights, and 80 il
was. II declared against the swlndling
otthe people BY an unsecured bank cur.
rencr, and we have now the best possi>
ble security for every paper dollar aAoat.
Z Much more like this the Republican
party has done 10 cure the evils under
which the country labored. What did
the Democratic party achieve in the way
of reform during its long dominationi
Was not public peculation the scandal
of the nation during the administrations
of Van Buren,, Buchanan and Pierce
Was not the policy OF the party to per.
petuate slavery, the sum Of all crimesf
Were not free institutions rendered a
sham by the policy ofthat party in Kan.
sss? Has not the party been the unit
form shield Of evil doers and the oppo.
nentot every description Of retormatory
legislation Ot course the answers to
these questions can only be in one way.
The party thet assumes the name Of Con.
servatives is, of all others, the arch enc.
my OF reform Of any kind. There is q
true and tried friend of reform, and that
lis the Republican party. IT needs no
eulogy. It's record is sufficient one
The evils that afflict the country are
merely those incident to the close Of a
bloody civil war They will all be cared
for in due time.---North Amerscan,
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

THE MohR.NGMuN of New York have
posted thu placard in many parts OF that
citv:
We are opposed to foreign free trade
tor these, among other reasons:
l.. Because it drains The country of its
gold 10 pay tor foreign merchandise, and
leaves ns with pal or currency.
2. Because it fills our markets with
foreign-made goods, which crowd our
own out ofthe markets. ..
8 Because workingmen need the
greatest possible demand for their labor.
which IS checked ny the importation Of
goods made by foreign steam engines.
4. Because it Is to the interest of
workingmen to have the greatest diver-
sity IF enployments and the best market
for the most remunerative labor
s. Because diversified and skilled in-
dustry forms the great element of proper
ity in free and civilized country.
6. Because the man who buys food
onght to be close neighbor to the man
VINO raises 1000, so tnat tney can en-
change cloth and iron for corn and beet,
with the lo,uest cost. at, ~
T.. Beca,ac trade and transportation
double the cost to those who consume the
products Of the hand, or Of the land.
8. Because free trade was the doc
trine Of the traitors and nulljfers of South
Carolina, for which they endeavored to
destroy the Union in 1882, and who
filed our country with blood and tears
by their rebellion, and left the nation
covered with graves, and filed with
widows and orphans. 7" j
o, Because tree trade and slavery
have always been compositions in the
cause ofthe traitors, who taught the
doctrine that capital should o,on labor
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
THE PARTY OF REFORM.

We frequently encounter editorial es.
says in our exchanges filed with the
gloomiest statement of the condition of
things in the country, the prevalence of
crime, the depravity of society, the im-
punity of criminals, and so on, and gen.
orally these are coupled with objurgs-
tons that the Radicals are the cause of
all the mischief, and demand that the
country should repudiate the aforesaid
Radicals as sort of cnre-all If men
rob banks, put down the Radicals is
claimed as remedy. II men murder
whole families, vote up the Democrats,
and all will be right. 1t men nulify the
spirit taxes, down with the Radicals
and all will be right. So it is to the end
of the chapter and If we could believe
all this we might expect, If the Demo-
Gratis were in triumph at the elections,
there would be no more incendiarism,
no more murders, burglares, bank rob
berries, Treasury frauds, riots, commer-
cial swindling, etc. The republic would
be about fenced in, whitewashed, and
furnished with certificate that the nils
lenium might come as soon as possible,
since all would be ready for it.
The Pittsburgh Republic, with no tear
OF future state before it, has the hard.
lhood to say that the reformation OF all
these evils is the province Of the Cons
servative party, meaning thereby the
poor, spawned, broken-down and vast
ed thing known as the johnson Union
Conservative Democratic party, but
more properly termed the Rebel party.
How appropriate that this great party
criminal should be set to watch all 9TH
or criminals, just as we take thief to-
find thief. How peculiarly is It the
province OF this very conservative par
ty to put stop to lawlessness when we
bear in mind how it defended the New
Orleans, Memphis, Mobile aud Rich-
mond riots. How refreshing to hear
such testimony in favor OF punishing
murderers when we know what has been
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
HISTORICAL FACTS TO BE REMEMBER

The following historical facts should
be printed in every school book IN the
country, that the rising generation may
be able to learn whence came the suffer-
ing their ancestors bore, and the burdens
they will be called on to bear, for the
sake OF the safety of their Government |:
1. Remember that the Democracy of
the South instlgated the rebellion.
2. Remember that the Democracy of
the North aided, abetted, encouraged
and sustained the rebellion. See Gov.
Orr's late speech.
8. Remember that the Democratic
leaders cried Peace! Peace! declared in
favor of cessation of hostilihes, and
resolved in their National Convention,
in 1864, that the war for the Union was
a failure.
4. Remember that the leaders OF that
party encouraged and promoted deser-
ton. ..sf..
S. Remember that the Southern DEM
ocratic rebellion, cost US three hundred
thousand lives, three thousand millions
of dollars, and carried mourning and
desolation in every loyal household in
the North ...- t.,
G. Remember that the leaders of
Democracy instigated plots in thu North
IN the interest Of secession; THAT they
conspired to release the rebel prisoners
at Camp Douglas, and to surrender our
cities to their tender mercies.
7. Remember that this same party
fostered and matured the spirit that nerv
ed the arm Of Booth to assassinate
Abraham Lincoln.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
BEECHER ON DOMESTIC ARCHITEC-
4f.veG TURE. egw8.la 4,

Mr.. Beecher has some very sen sible
ideas regarding household cony enieucesi
tie thus describes the arrangements of
dwelling which meats his approval and
contrasts them with those Of some
houses that are prevalen: among us s
No mean little entry receives you, as
is too often the case in modern houses.
The hall OF dwelling gives yon the first
impressions Sometimes on entering
you fear that by some mistake You have
got into clothes closet, at Others, you
enter upon a space SO small that it Is
only by a dexterous Interchange Of civil.
'ties between yourself and the door that
you can get in or the door be shut. In
some halls, SO called, man sees pair
OF corkscrew stairs coming right down
upon him, and fears lest by some Jug
glery he be seized and extracted like
cork into some upper space. Often the
doors are so arranged that what with
the shutting of the outside door, and
the opening OF inside ones. the timid
stranger stands chance Of being inpal.
ed on the latch, or tapped trant and
rear, for vigorous springs attached to
the doors work with such nimbleness
that one needs to be expert, or having
opened the door, before he can dash
through, it will spring back on him with
a Neutrality-suspicious. air quite alarming.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

WHAT DARBY DOYLE WOULD DO.

Ioyerheard amoonstruok chap the other day (wrte
Darby Doye remark that he loyeda certain young lad
we'll enough to die for her. Now Ilove somebody YER
much and-- t tMS9 M ,F
Idswcar for her.
Pdtear for her,
Tho Lord knows what I'd do for her;
pdlie for her,
ia Tdsgh Tor her.
q" I'd drink Rock River diy for her;
4A fi rdpray for her,
1tt 7iN rdstay forsrr,
I'd watch tho house all day for her'
.NN'8I sPd 'cuss" forhor 4 -
Id do awuss" for her.
;. I'd alwsyshave "buss' for her; 5i4
n rdleap for her,
I'd weep for her, YlgF
I'd 60 without my sleep forher; N
gs I'd fight her, ia
Idbito for her,
I'd walk the streets oil night for herr
rdplead for her,
I'd bleed forher,
I'd do without my "fced' for her;
l I'd shoot forher,
I'd boot for her.
Arrival who'd come to "toot' for hor;
I'd knccl for her,
I'd steal for her,
Such Is the love feel for hor;
rdslide for her,
I'd rido forh,r, - kn
I'd swim gainst wind and tide for her;
fdtry for hor,
I'd cry for her
But-hang me If I'd die for heri
N.B.-0r any other woman.