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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1867-01-11
From The CIeveland Piamdealcr, Dec. /,
Attempt to Steal a Corpse.

An exciting affair occurred at certain
cemetery on the Western Reserve, on
Monday night last We have been per-
mitted to publish the particulars Of the
case, provided we suppress names and 10,
cation. a wealthy resident in the vicini-
ty lost lovely and only daughter last
week under peculiar circumstances. She
was young lady about sixteen years of
age, and had always presented the very
picture # robust nealth. One day she
'returned home from school, and after
chatting pleasantly about the house for a
few moments, suddenly complained of
dizziness and languor, in an instant later
sinking down upon the sofa aud expiring.
Shortly after the young lady had been
inferred, vague rumors reached the faith
er's ear that some medical students, whose
curiosity had been excited by the circum-
stances attending her death, and who were
anxious to learn, through post norton
examination, the cause thereof, were in
tending to resurrect the body On a certain
night. Both horrifed and enrsged at the
bare idea, though scarcely crediting the
truth Of tie report, the father armed him
self with u doutle-barrelled towing piece
and stationed himself near his daughters
grave, on the nigh, in question, to guard
it against the threatened violation.
a monument over which dropped the
weeping willow, hid him from view, while
from his place OF concealment, he could
see any object that might approach the
grave, owing to the bright moon that sail
ed overhead. Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
o clock came, and no rcsurrectionists. He
began to think that his credulity had go.
the better Of him, and that after all, his
daughter would be allowed to rest in her
grave, when footstep s were suddenly heard
approaching. Uroochiug down closely be-
side the monument, and pecring cautious.
ly out, he was horridcd at seeing three
men approach, and halt by the grave Of
Lis loved one. They were provided with
picks, shovels, rope, and large OIL
cloth sack. Their horrid object could not
be mistaken, when two of them commen-
ced to dig into the grave.
The fathers blood almost froze in his
veins at the sight, but he was firm in his de-
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NOVEL LECrUEE.-On Friday last an eccentric
individual, calling himself George Bates, and
haiing from Montgomery county, Pennsylvania,
made his appearance amongst us. During his
one in the street, and the other in the bar room
of one Of our hotels. 1t is somewhat difficult to
state the subject Or object of the lectures Adolf
ton and the wrongs which the party of that
name have inflicted upon the people of this coun-
try, appeared to engage most of his attention,
but his scope Of argument was too wide for one
subject 1t may he said that his lectures EN-
braced every conceivable subject, and were
the most perfect hotch pot affairs that the hui
man brain is capable of conceiving
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STATE LEGISLATURES. less than twenty
two of the State Legislatures meet this month, as
follows: Delaware, at Dover, LIST Tuesday H.
linois, at Springfield, I'd Monday Indiana, at
indianapolis, lst Wednesday; Iowa, at Des
Moines, I'd Monday; Kansas at Topeka, I'd
Thursday; Louisiana, at Baton Rouge, Sd Mon
day Maine, at Augusta, lst Wednesday Mary
land, at Annapolis, LIST Wednesday; Massacbu-
setts, at Boston, ls5 Wednesday Michigan, at
Lansing, LIST Wednesday Minnesota, at st. Paul,
LIST Tuesday; Mississippirat jackson, LIST Mon
day Nevada, at Virginia City, lst Monday ;
New Jersey, at Trenton, I'd Tuesday, New
York, at Albany, lst Tuesday; Ohio, at Co.
Iumbus, LIST Monday; Pennsylvania, at Harris
burg, LIST Tuesday Rhode Island, ut Newport
and Providence, in May and January; Virginia,
at Richmond, I'd Monday; West Virginia, at
Wheeling, 81 Tuesday Wisconsin, at Madison
I'd Wednesday,; Missouri, Jefferson City, LIST
Wednesday.
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Memo SuFFRAGE.-On Monday last, the Presi-
dent returned to the United States Senate the
b i'll comforting the privileges of the ballot upon
the negro population of the District of Columbia,
with his objections to it. Whereupon it was inn
mediately taken up for consideration and passed
over his veto, by the constitutional majority.
The name of John A. J. Cresswell, of this State,
is recorded with the majority. Few persons,
three or four years ago, would have supposed
that in so short tim. the name of Maryland
senator would be found among those voting for
negro suffrage.
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Could not Keep house without it

Mrs. Persis S. BLACK, of Paris Hill, Me-,
writes 81 have had it live years, and done all
the sewing for my family and now feel that /
could not keep house cceh withoM it,"
j. II. CHAMBERLAIN Of South New Berlin, N.
Y, writes: at suits us in every way. We
really feel that De could not keep house wahom Il.
a: YANcEY, Of Mount Pleasant Iowa, writes:
'EHave used one of your machines (Willcox &
Gibbs) in our family for three years. 1t has
paid for itself several times over. We wGuld not
know hotc 10 keep house rithGm it,"
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termination to wreak his vengeance on tho
would-be body-snatchers. Cooking both
barrels of his gun, aud taking deliberate
aim be discharged both of them at the
mea who were digging; at the instant
their bodies were close together. One Of
the men fell to the ground, but was quickly
raised up by the others, who hurried him
from the cemetery as quickly as they
could-one of them limping as though
badly hurt. The three men then rode
away in a wagon. The father did not
give chase, thinking that he had punished
em enough for their conduct. The af-
fair has caused great excitement in the
vicinity
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Invigorate the Responsible
Organ.

fs"IlE stomach is the responsible organ of the
L system. Ii the digestion is imperfect, every
member, every gland, every muscle, every nerve
and fibre is more CT less out of order. All The
fluids are depraved, The brain is clouded. The
spirits are depressed. All dyspeptics know this
to be the truth. 1t is not however. half the
truth. Columns would be required 10 enumer-
ate the pains and penalties of dyspepsia, nor
could any pen do them justice. Tens ofthous-
ands JecI them no man can describe them
Can they be prevented Can they be re-
lieyed2 Can they be banished at once and for.
ever2 UNQUESTIONABLY THEY CAN. No
dyspeptic has ever taken HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BlTTERS in vain. Believe no one
who says the complaint isincurabe. This great
vegetable StOdchc will cradle tie its eradicating
it in thousands of cases over which medical prac-
titioners have shaken their heads omuiously
saying, "Nothing can be done"
The faculty has its tallaces. One of them is
that Indigestion is the most difficult OF all the or
binary ailments Of mankind to combat and sub
due. This is II mistake Nothing can tie easier
than to conquer it if the true specific be admins
tered This vegetable combination which has
become famous throughout the civilized world as
STOMACH BITrERS is an az.
tdote to the disease which has never been known
to fall and fortunately it is everywhere procura-
bic. lfyou wish 10 fool with the dyspepsia, try
the pharmacopoeia prescriptions. Ifyou want to
root 1t oW and prevent its occurrence, take the
Ditters daily. There is no discount on the testi-
mony in its favor. If there is a man or woman
who has ever tried it for Indigestion without
being benefited, the fact has not TRANSFERRED -
Universal, uncontradictcd praise avoucheS its
wonderful virtues. jan4-lm
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NEVADA SALT MINEs.-The develop
ments al rived at respecting the Salt
Mines of Nevada are almost startling in
amount A single bed there is computed
to cover fityNwo thousand acres. 1t is
solid rock salt, ninety five per cent fne
Ii now yields at the rate Of two million
bushels per annum. The water rsshes
up from a distance of about thirty-fve
feet, and makes a constant deposit Of the
finest rock salt. 1t is proposed to sink
shafts at various points, in hopes of strik-
ing some spot where water will not be
touched, aud where the salt can be quar-
ried, as in Hungary and Poland, Wheth-
er this is attained or not, it is settled that
Nevada has an abundant available supply
for the uses of all the regions lying west
OF the Mississippi; so accessible and 80
pure TINT ttero will be no need to depend
upoD foreign production. The advanta-
yes flowing fIUp, this discovery to the
future Of Nevada and the contiguous
States are great. and too plain to require
comment The whole region is adapted
TO grazing and stock raising, and every
year secs au increase in the census Of
stock. The business can now be reuder-
ed more profitable than ever, and our salt.
cd meals may in ~ great time bear the
brand Of the extreme west, with mutual
profit, where without such Il supply the
trade would at lenst be more costly to tho
consumers and less profitable to the pro-
ducers. The work which is being done
in this territory, in the teeth ola reason
able mining fever, indicates the demand,
which is happily met, aud the great adj
vantages which are to be expected.
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DEATH OF ROBERT EvANs.--We regret to learn
that this gentleman died suddenly at his resi-
dence in Cecil county, on Friday last. Mr.
Evans was for many years resident Of this
cnuutv --,horo H. --."nJ
mics. he WAS in all things high toned gen
teman, punctual and prompt in all his business
relations, bland and courteous in his intercourse
With his fellow-citizens, and with moral charac-
Ter worthy of emulation, he has passed away Ia
mented BY all who knew him.
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FoRTuNATE.-Qn last Saturday night youth
living with Mr.. Patrick Kean, decamped with
a pair ofNlr. Kcan's boots and fifteen dollars of
his money. Early on Sunday morning, Mr.
Kean started in pursuit, and overlook him just
as he reached the city of Baltimore. The boy
h spent mono o. IL" money, and was quite sur
prisod 20 meet us e"poyer. R,kng pity on
him, Mr.. kean, after taking the boots and mon
ey from him, and giving him lecture, let him
of.
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TIE SUsqUEHANNA BRIDGE We are informed
that for some days past no trains have crossed on
the Railroad Bridge at Havre de Grace We
are not informed of the cause of the change of
the cdrs from the bridge to the boat, but only
know that such change has taken place OF
course rumor assigns reason, but it is seldom
that her stories will bear repeating.
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Town ELECTIoN-The election for FIVE town
Commissioners, which was held at Havre de
Grace, on Monday, resulted in the choice of
Charles D. Hitchcock, John B. Coale, ]. Thomp-
son Fricze, G. p. Fields and Henry Foster, Esqs.
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SAFE OF LAND.-We understand that Mr.
Thonas Jeffrey sold on Wednesday last to A. H.
Jarrett, Esq, of this place, his farm, situated on
oclog4Fl Creek, in Cecil county. The price has
not 4cs cen made known, but we understand
thai il ). we'll sold. 81
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g. Some of the drifts of snow in Berk.
shire county, after the recent great snow
storm, were tworty-one feet high, by aotu
al measurement.
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A. w. BATEMAN. Editor.
B E L. A R, NJ D.,
Friday, January IL, 1867.

n7-The "Egs" has more extended circulation
mong the intelligent farmers and business men Of
Hartford, than any other paper in the county. No
clock Hos pital' other obscene fLottery' adver
tsements will appear in columns any price. A
large number subscribers pay for their paper in ad
vance, and are justine class de
sire TO reach.
The attention of respectable and legitimate advertisers
9 directed to the above facts.
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NOTICE
TAX PAYERS AND PROPER.
TY HOLDERS.

I'HE ASSESSORS for the 1st Assess
ment District having returned their
books, the County Commissioners will
meet at their Office, on MONDAY, 2lst
January, to hear and determine appeals.
Persons owning property in Halls X
Roads, Cd Election District, will attend
on MONDAY aud TUESDAY, 2lst and
22d those from Dublin. 9Th Election Dis
uIct, on WEDNESDAY and THURS
DAY, 23d and 24lh and those from
Havre-dc-Grace, 9th Election District, on
FRIDAY and SATURDAY, 25th and
Goth.
Due notice will be given to residents
OF LIST, Sd and 9TH Districts. Business
will be taken up in the order advertised.
By order Of the Board,
janll JOHN T. SP'CER, Clerk.
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Consumption Durable by
DIR. Schenck's Medicines

ITO CURE CONSUMPTION, the system must
L be prepared so that the lungs will heal To
accomplish this, the liver and stomach must first
he cleansed md an appetite created for good
wholesome food, which by these medicines will
be digested properly, and good healthy blood
made. thus building up the constitution
SClIENCK'S MANDRAKE PILLS cleanse
the stomach of all bilious or mucous accumula-
ions; and, by using the Sea Weed Tonic in
objection, the appetite is restored.
SCdENCk'S PULMONIC SYRUP is nutri
cions as we'll as medicinal, and, by using the
three remedies all impurities are expelled from the
system, and good, wholesome blood made, which
will repel all disease. If patients will take these
medicines according to directions, Consumption
very frequently in its last stage Yields readily to
their action. Take the pills frequently to
cleanse the liver and stomach. 1t does not fol-
low that because the bowels are not costive they
are not required, for sometimes in tiarrhga they
are necessary. The stomach must be kept
healthy, nnd an appetite created 10 allow the
Pulmonic Syrup TO act on the respiratory organs
properly aud alay any irritation. Then all thu.
Is required to perform II permanent cure is, to
prevent taking cold. Exercise about The room
rs much rs possible, eat all the richest lood-fat
meat, game, and, in fact, anything the appetite
Graves; but be particular and masticatc well.
noy9-lympL
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RELIGIOUS NOTICE,

THERE will be divine service at Rock
l. Spriag Church, on Sunday morning,
January 18th aud also at the "IIall Of
the Holy Innoceuts,' Bel Air, in the
afternoon, at 81 o'clock. The Rev. r. j.
STEWART is expected to ofIicia.c.
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Mutual Fire Insurance COMPANY.

Al a meeting of the members of the Hartford
County Mutual Fire Insurance Company, held
in Bel Air, January 18th, 1867, Alex. Norris,
ESQ, was called to the chair, and James f.
Michael appointed Secretary.
The report of the Executive Committee was
read and ordered to be printed
On motion, it was resolved that the following
article be added and annexed to the Bylaws as
Article No. %. That whenever any property
insured by this Company shall be sold, and pos.
session transferred and the legal title conveyed
away, the Policy covering the same shall stand
suspended until said Policy is duly assigned
with the consent of the Company, us certified 10
by the Secretary, to the purchaser, and his note
received for the amount Of the premium tor said
l insurance"
On motion, it was resolved that BY Law No.
81 be published in the county papers.
The following gentlemen were then elected
Directors for the ensuing year: ...-
>. q. Walsh, IDA n. II. Nelson,
&C. Rouse, B. N. Payne,
I'm. B. Michael r. A. Remale,
j. P. Silver, Il. Scott
W. II. Dallam, A. J. Harker,
A. w. Scarborough, Joshua Jessop,
Henry A. Silver, Geo. Jessop,
George Finney, Wilson Townsend,
VIM. B. Jarrett, NJ Meredith
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To Correspondents,

All communications for publication must be accom-
panied with the real of The author or aten.
ton will he paid to them. The real ofthe author
will not bc published unless desired, but we cannot
consent to insert communications unese we know the
writer.
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SupREmn Cnrrpn ON rur Yrvrrrn
STATES. The United States Supreme
Court consists Of the following named ju.
rists, with the date of their appointments :
1868. P. Chase, Ohio Chief Justice.
l835-James NJ. Wayne, Georgia.
l845-Samuel Nelson, New York.
lS46-Robert G. Grier, Pennsylvania.
ls5a-Nathan Clifford, Maine.
l862-Noah NJ. Swayne Ohio.
l8G2-David Davis, Illinois
lS62--Samuel F. Miller, Iowa.
lS63-Stephen J. Field, California. Sun.
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Pus. p.r.-Isaac Amos, Esq, of the Maryland
Seua'r- VI please accept our thanks for valua-
hI, r'E, IL f.cuments 4t
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FARNANDIs, ! In the Circnit Court for
VS.. Hartford county as n
MONKS, ct al. Court of Equity.
! ORDERED, this 7ih day Of January.
" 1867, that the sale made and report
ed in this case by Henry d. Farndis, trus-
tee, be and the same is hereby ratified and
confirmed, unless cause to the contrary
be shown, on or before the 4th day OF
February, 1867 /; provided copy of this
order be published in some newspaper
printed and published in Hartford county,
once in each of three successive weeks.
before the 4th day of February, 1867.
Amount OF sales reported, LOO.
WIN. H. DALLAM, Clerk.
True copy, Test,
ian1l WIN. II. DALLAM, Clerk.
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INSTITUTE OF PRACTICAL DRAWING,
4 SURVEYING CIVIL h MINING ENGl-
NEERlNG, open from October lst until March
3lst Mt Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, and from
April 18th until Sept, 18th, at Toestonc Lake
Co., Ind, 90 miles from Chicago, the crossing
point Of Tire Michigan Central and the Pittsburg,
Fort Wayne and Chicago Railways. 1t costs
about S25 to be good draughsman, $25
practical surveyor, and $50 to be good and
practical civil engineer. Any person who can
make AN addition, subtraction, multiplication
and di0sion can follow the course of the Institute
with facility. Scholars admitted at any tmo.-
Apply for circular to the Principal.
V. WANDER NAILEN,
81 Fifth Street, Pittsburg Pa.
octl2-6m
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E E M 0 v AL

A RICHER Ii. JARRETT has removed
n from his cid office in the Jarrett
Buildings, to the new BRICK OFFICES,
opposite to the Court House. His office
is up stairs. janll-4t
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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-07-27

PLEASED At LAsT.-The Burlington Hdsck-
ere can't duly appreciate the glori6cation Of
the Keokuks over the Rapids improvement
order that has inst been issued. It says
hitherto keokuk has claimed to have great
advantages on account of her situation 1t the
foot Of the Rapids, and to their difficult nayi
cation in seasons of low water. And, now,
that these obstructions are TO be removed,
Keokukians claim this as = great and peculiar
advantage. The truth about the matter is,
Fort Madison. Burlington and the towns
above are the ones that will reap the substan-
tial advantages OF this river improvement,
while Kuoknk relatively, Is il seems to us,
will lose snvre than she will gain. However,
We are glad to be in accord with our neigh>
bors of the Gate City" for once, and we
are glad that the improvement is to 20 on,
though We have not much faith in the canal
method
1t may be that Burlington is glad, but We
doubt IL We have noticed that whenever
this Rapids improvement matter has been
urged that Burlington. has not seemed It all
pleased. Her people have fought the pro-
jsct from the start. Even at the ST. Louis
Convention last winter the chiIiiness Of the
Burknstop delegation wss very perceptible
oft. 1t issli right now areaport Dem
ocraf.
We need not add anything to the force of
the above. We think we see, We do see in
our minds eye, the people Of Burlington
srinning CHASTITY smile of delight in view of
the construction of the canal around the Rap
ids at kt okuk.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-07-27

THR Mt Pleasant Jowrmal says: ITO
plunge young lady about six fatboms deep
in happiness, give her swo canary birds, a
poodle dog, half dozen moon>bsans, fifteen
yazds Of elk, an ice cream. several rose
-, : squeeze Of the hand, and promise
cf . new bonnet. If she dent melt it will
be because she can't"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-07-27

SUICIDES sre becoming alarmingly frequent
Of late. Here life has been taken in this
way, and our tslegnphic reports announce,
nearly every morning, the death Of one or
moro individuals from suicide. Yesterday
the town Of Bentonsport, mot TO be behind
the rest Of the world, had sensation Of this
character. One Of its citizens, whose name
We did not learn, went on search for hs
juRular vein, with razor, and foundit. He
cnt his throat in an awful manner. The cause
Of the oct Is unknown.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-07-27

THr "Rivsfside Magazine still maintains
the excellent reputation achieved in il earlier
numbers, the August number, which has Just
come TO hand, being the beet which has yet
fallen under our observation.
This magazine is Published monthly a,
So 80 in advance, By Herd Houghton, 45s
Broome street, N. Y.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-07-27

VIZ desire to call the attention Of the mer>
chants Of Keokuk and vicinity to firm in
the city OF New York which isdeserving their
patronage, the senior partner Of which 10 we'll
known here, having been former citizen.
His honesty, energy and well>known business
capacity finally placed him at the head
of one Of the Wholesale houses Of Gotham.
We refer to the Notion House of Diggs 4
Dsughaday, No. sc Chambers Street, New
York City. They are the sole agents for the
celebrated Hope Mills knitting Cotton, and
for : complete line Of Notions, Hosiery, Car
pet Warps, Cotton Yarn, &c., &c. Mer>
chants dealing in these articles cannot end .
better chosen stock from which to make their
selections than at No. SO Chambers Street.
We know il viii be to the interest Of mer-
chants Of this city going East TO give this
house call before making their purchases,
Mr.. Digss will always be pleased 70 welcome
Keokukians, whether they wish to purchase
or not. Remember the place--N0. 96 Cham
beers Street.
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THE Daily Ssasssmo~ il tho title OF new
evening daily, issued from the Syotesmon
Office, at Des Noinss, under the proprietary
and editorial supervision Of Messrs. Ssaub,
jenkins 1 Parkhur1t.
II promises to be creditable organ for
the Democracy at the State Capital.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-07-27

Tn Csutrsvine LSyol Citizen estimates the
Coz Of keeping The two thousand dogs owned
in that county II Fifty thousand dollars per
annum.
We presume The estimate is moderate
e. ard vsald present . fair average for the
6tats q lhegs. Dog are evidently . tax
TIT doa't pay.
But - ~ not people that willingly give
up ON Hill hxar;ss aay more rsadily than
psopas hnvs doGs IN otbsesess - csantzies.
NsAsaGhE =. daGs, - ases - I'll have,
whalsv9 ~ ~ hsss = give up.
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DRYING Observation-Disclosures may be dried
for preserving, ard managed il This way il
viii keep for n inds6sits period. The stalks
should - taken when crisp and tender, cu.
into short lsnsths. strssg On twins and hung
up u dry. None Of its properties appear to
b Lon ~ dying; but some varieties Ase bats
tor suited for this purpose than others. The
bsst il The Victoria. Some varieties are
WORTHLESS On account Of containing too much
woody fibre.