Delaware tribune. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1867-1877, 1867-07-18
Who's that heavy ole chap p I arskt ov

Louis
That's the Pasha, sez he.
g Pshaw, mol" sez /.
An is he the chief engineer ov femail
Bording Skool, an is those his poopils, hoom
he's brought here to see the Show ?"
"No," scz Nap, "those is his wives"
obsarved to Louis that the Grand Pasha
must have n Grand Pashun fer wives. He's
married CRATE deal more extensively than
wood like to be doorin the present high
price ov beef That's SO.
81 serpose," sez Nap, "that your coun-
trymen will take large number of Premi-
ums. What do you expect to takc9"
tole him thought wood take sum gin
an sugar as soon as | returned to my hotel
in the Bullyvards. ~
The emperor is very nice man fer a for
riner. He's had a good bringn up. Like
the undersind, he was born when quite
young, an continood to grow till he reacht
mans estate. An now he's reacht an owns
more estate than the writer. That's emfat-
tically so, you bet.
He wares nicer close than do, too.
But don't think he Good lick Congiis-
man Morrisey in Fare fte, accordin to
the Roofs ov the p. r. On. B.-Dont imag-
the those p. II. means Picked Rasberries-
becaws it don't It's Prizs Ring.)
Tho he coodnt very well make wuss
president ov the U. $. than the present in
combent
Nap. sed he enjoyed American Literatoor.
But he Good never read the Delaware State
lors without shudder. They cawsd his
mind to wander back to the Horrors ov the
ole Spanish Inqwisishins is more
trooth than poickry.
Mrs Louis N. contemplates introodusin
400 & Is new stiles ov Ladies dresses doorin
the show-incloodin the Chicknon In all its
Variety-which is the allspice ov Life, as
Bunion sez in his Progressive Pilgrim.
In New York, 9 or 3 years hens, these
same stiles ov wearin apparil will he the
latest Paris modes-no dowt.
motifs one paintin in the Amerikin De-
partment ov the Art Gallery wich has bin
altogether ignored by the Reporters ov the
noosepapers. 1t Isl pure df was In a
joakin mood wood say poor Amerikin
subject-A. John Son, artist. 1t is calld
'sMakin Treeson odorous." I will venture
Breef kriticism onto it, tho know don't
weeld the pen ov Cobb or Beecher, Or
j. w. f., Jr., or any other crate orthur.
| In the foreground is a man with celest-
shil nose-who thinks he nose great deel
who appears to say" who has suffered
more than n" The artist or Old Rye, has
given sed nose much color. The paintest
has throun his hole sole into the kote but
tons, wich is very life-like. His legs ap-
peared very weak alsoly. In the
background is the interior ov Fortress
which contains a traitor. The floor is lait
with velvet carpets, to droun all noise. l
must be horrible for traitor to hear nj
noise. A Black page, WHO is employed a
instrooment to make treason odorous, up
proaches the traitor aforesed, carryin wit
ties of Briled chicken to the traiter, whicl
the traiter don't seem to shu lder at In tn
least. Another Black Page, is fannin' tn
traiter's Brow. These air destined to be
cum Black Pages ov History. This traitor
face bares about as contented look as
ever witnesst unto traitors face. In al
+ other part ov the Pickter is Riot. Her
: innersent Blacks is shot doun promiscussl.
by traitors. The Blacks is capitally execoot
ed. The traitors ought to be-even if tn
laudable objeck ov maxim treeson odoru
8 wood be defeated thereby. The Pickle
9 gives much satisfaction to groups ov Cor
. fedrits who gather aroun it, & pronouns
" Hunkidori."
In the hotel where I stopt is festive Gus
e from Shecargo. Every morning afore breal
Y fast he invests in paper an hunts up til
murders an other horrible tragedies. Arftt
. peroosin the sickenin' detales, he will G
e miles to witness the corpscs and scene G
Blud. He has becum so uset to this sort 9
v thing at Shecargo, that he can't eat h
Il mornin's wittlcs without fust feastin his ey'
Q on such horrors.
) He looks putty thin now, so | serpo'
n thares not so much krime committed hel
u as at the other place.
y When you air in France you must do
$ the Francists do; therefore have change
+ my name fera French one. I'm travelin
5 Coq-whatever that is. Its cheaper tn,
E travelin in the Cars Tho guess by az
Of other name wood smell the same,-as u
Poit ses.
70 Hensforth / will be known as
Yourn,
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