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Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27
The Long Looked For-Como at Last
THE CELEBRATED
Florence Sewing Machine.

This machine is the most pcrrea instru-
men; to execute any Kind Of sewing now done
by machinery in tho world. IL is simple and
perfect ia lis mechanical coustrUcti.n The
feed may be reyeysad "a any poiyr desired
Without stopping. which is u great alyavtace
ia fastelng the end of seams
Il makes FOUR UIlEEEENT STITCHES.
lock, Eaot, DoaJie lock, Dou5lr knot,
each stitch perfect and alike on both
sides of the fabric
Operators can select any stitch they want and
change from one stitch TO another with
out stopping the machine. A ~
Its stitches cannot bc excelied for 1imncss,
clacticity durability and beauty oiNuish.
No difficulty experienced in sewing across
thIck seams.
Sews light ana heavy fabrics With equal facl-
itg.
1t will HroiH racs, QaU. GarR, H,ps. rel.
B,ni. Gahl,r, and sew III kind of hith-
ing required by families All manufacturer.
The work viii feed either t. he right or left
without stopping the nschine.
most inexperienced fi& No difficulty ua
ouhuosing it.
Tcrht ghly practical AMI uulaslys in
stood
1t has no Yriags to get opticf ord0, and viii
last lifetime.
1t runs ca Sly, and iso'mot nojaci"ss.
II is The most rapid sewer :. The world; maxi
;ag fr, y'ii,..y &, e.rt .rsiffoq.
Il uses the same size thlcaAo both sides Of
the fabric.
Il oils 10 dresses. all its mas,incrs being on
top OF the table.
Every machine is trar,ep,S9 : rirc 0ri're 2at-
jyacf f5oq, auI 10 do ali iia: is tlaiucd for it,
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27

CEEAT REDUCTION ~ THE PRICES OF
" : \ DD l. L Il \ from January Is, 1866.
JAMES II. SlMONS would 5spectlully an
nounce t. his old customers and the public
p, o. generally that he has large stock OF
y,A SADDLES. HARNESS, COLLARS,
WHIPS and all other articles usual
ly kept in .SADDLNR SHoP, which he
will sell at the following reduced prices:
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27
u = I'll = &!

Ladies' wishing to he supplied with nea
and good shoes will ind it 10 their advantage
to call on II. D. WELLER, at his shop on
Main Street above Cherry, where they can
he supplied with amos; every style at noler-
ate prices. Gentlemen having repairing hey
wish durably anu neatly executed viii be
promptly attended TO by giving Lim call
Terms: CASH. II. y. WELLER.
Mifiintown, July 2Gth '65.
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27
sULOUFF, FROW AND PARKER
NIFFi.INT0WN, PA.
-s4---2 G->sy-A. So 80 2----- - s---' =

r;'UE UNDERSIGNED HAVING ION-
/ / chased the stock Of goods formerly be-
( longing to Sulouf &: Stamhaugh, and havlug
added to il quite an assortment from the Phil
adciphia market, axe now ready TO supply The
citizens Of M.tiIGlowG aud vicinity win any
/ thing and everything that is usually Kept IN
n country store. and great many things that
have never bccn kept before. We are deter
mined to sell goods at = REDUCED PRICE
and make it au object for the people to buy
from US. \ large stock Of DRY GOODS, con
sisting Of Ladies Dress Goods, such as
FRENCH MEEINOES,
SHEPHERD PLAIDS, (all wool,
FANCY TLAIDS, (all wooD
PLAIN WOOL DELAINES
IRES5 FLANNELS,
ELkIN SACK EHANEELS,
WHITE FLANNELS,
BLUE TWILLED ELANNELS,
REDFLANNELS,
Mullins.
BR AKFlSr SIAWLS &c, &c.
Canbe had at
SULOUFF, FR0W y PAEKER's.
MouEEiNGGRESS GOODS:
Black ShaWis.
Wells. Collars.
Gloves, Gaunt!ets,
Second Mourning Balmoraic,
Hoods, &c, SC.
Everything desirable III thus Tine, and L
very large stock,
4, SuIouG. E'row s. Parkcr's.
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27

tul Minus, keiCh l-.'--' ivC'
Also all kinds of 25c, Novels
n. B.-Any of the Daily. Philadelphia pa
pers furnished at 75c. per month, or tri-week-
ly at soc. per month, semi-weckly 35c or
weekly 20c. per month, also Music, Maya
zines and other bindings attended 10.
7. S.-Dack numbers Of all Magazines and
Papers furnished at short notice. am deter
rmined to supply great wansS this county
BY furnishing The people with reading matter
at a reasonable price.
| respectfully solicit your patronage.
JOHN N. THOMPSON.
Perrysyille, aug. ], &c.
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" "Costor's" RAJ, Rooch, De-, E.cterm's
Is paste-uscd for Rats, Nice, Roacics,
Black aad Red iHfs, &c, SC
"Costor's' BED Bag E.cierminator
is a liquid or wash-used 70 destroy, and
also as Il preventative for Eed-DHys, sc.
"Costor'S" Electric Po'cder fer Insects
Isfor Uoths, Mosquitoes, F2eas, Bad Buys,
Aaiccfs for Plants, foiris AnHats, SC.
ES~,! !. BEWARE , of all worthless
mutations.
~ See that '.Cosiar's' name is On each
Box. Bottle, and Flask, before you buy.
To- Address, ssENssY Bs. C3STkss,
iSi Broadway, y. Y.
gGJ"Sold in M;Glin,own, Pa.
-" by -
And all Druggists and Retailers everywhere.
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THIS WAY FOR BARGAINS

MICKEY 3 p&MNEi's.
The undersigned has just received alarge
stock of Dry Goods aud Groceries at their
store on Rail Road Street, in Patterson, which
they are opening TO the public, at the following
low prices:
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27

tETE have on hand good quality Of Hard
w ware, comprising futl assortment OF
CARPENTER TGOLS & BL.lCKNVITR
TCOLa, such as Anvils, Bellows, Sc, shoy
maker Tools, Saws, Axes, Augers, Iron. Stecb
Nails, Horse Shoes, and Horse Shcc Nails by
the kcg and pound, Ropes of all sizes from
inches down to ! inch by the pound. Buggy
and Wagon Springs. Grind Stones, and Grind
Stone Pictures, ut
SULOUFF. FROW s PAREER,S.
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gl.Ouu {. G2AaG.

ETLOUE and Grain. of all kinds, purchased
at Market raies, OF received Oh storage
and shipped at !he usual freight rates. liav-
ing boats of our own. with careful captains
and hands. we will ship freight Of any k,nd to
and from Philadelphia or any point along The
canal
SULOUFF ,FROW & PARKER.
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27

Temporary sets irscrfoi Grohs
Special attention viii be made to diseased
gums, and cure warranted or 10 (. 4rgc
made. Tce,h .fLsdto tst to- dts.
re9 Triumph ia dentistry,
TEETH EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN
hr new process, without the use ,, cher
cGlorolcrm or nitrous oxide, and no danger
Having been in business for upwards of ten
years, five Of which has been spent in Alifiiu
town, and being in possession Of tie jatcst
imJrorsd HisfrsHp.ats aIa R1eiu-ri Ne xarrant
entire satisfaction, or the money VIII be re
funded. Oa.ce on Bridge Street, opposite the
Court House Square.
G. L. DERR & CO..
hoy. 90. 'G5-Iy. Resii,at Do.at'
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27
DIR, Icons INFANT REMEDY.

4 most delightful and eifcacious cure for
the various Ills to which infants and young
children are subicct
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27
rcriIsY.iIe Nalhic II UhS,

Y...- Persons can be supplied with Coal,
Plaster. S.n. Sc, Al the lowest price, ~ o,'r
agent at ompsontown, ELiHU BEENkE,
who is also authorized TO purchase Grain ani
give tLc highest market Prices.
Izsg-- Mr.. CLINE Is, also, cur authorized
agent at Peyrysyiile to purchase Grain and
sci! Coal. Plaster and Salt for US.
Give us call and you cannot fail to he
pleased.
10 Highest prices paid for Country Pro
duce, and taken in exchange for goods.
SULOUFF, FROW, & PARKER.
October, 1865.
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SOLE EPEOPR{ETORS
13I North Ihrd St, ThdaG,i,kia.
SILVFR'S WASH POWDER.

Saves time labor, money. Makes washing a
pastime and Monday festival. Sold every
where. Try IT, NOV II, iSGG-ly.
Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1867-02-27

4 TTEETION CITIZENs.-EEWS DEPOT
II and Stationary Store in rerrysvillc, Ju-
niata county, Pa. Post Uilce Buildinc.)
The undersigned asks leave TO inform the
good people OF this and neighboring counties
that he has opend fue stcck Of Stationary
Books, etc, aud having bought them at q
very low wholesale price in Philadelphia, by
adding small per ccntage, is certain he can
sell cheaper than any other establishment in
the county The following is list Of Maga-
zines and Periodicals, kept, with prices at
tached, any Of which viii be sent by mail
FIRE of postage to any place upon receipt CT
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

n@-We laugh at women coneealine
their ages. How heroically they struggle
to retain the only source of power LETT to
them! A woman looks into he glass as
she is wont to do to smile at her own
loveliness, and lol she sees the faint line
of crows foot about her eye. She turns
pale. A sickish feeling comes over her.
She throws herself on her bed and weeps
She has played the fairy all her life, and
has indulged in the widest caprices Of
her bountiful power. Men have been hel
willing slaves; but her magic wand is
broken Let not the world know that
she has crows feet around her eyes or hel
power is gone forever. Henceforth when
she smiles it is only grin of the lips; a
horrible corpse laugh, which maintains
the eyes deadly placid!
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BG-An eccentric old gentleman, ocea-
sional.y addicted to the habit of swear
ing, was still punctillious in regard to
saying grace at his table. On a certain
occasion the old gentleman invited a sea
captain, a jolly old weather beaten tar of
his acquaintance, to dine with him. They
sat down to dinner, and the old gentleman
commenced saying grace; but the captain
whose attention had been diverted for the
moment, hearing the old gentleman speak,
thought he was addressing him, and ask
ed: aWhat did you say, Squirrel" "Why,
d-n it, man, I'm saying grace?"
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10.
Love and Marriage.

She sat in the boudoir. A piesuso or
love aud gentlsness. Her dreamy eyes
rested on a piece Of beefsteak lying 10
its place on the kitchen tabls. Pauline,
or heanpau, was just at this time merging
into seventeen. She was possessed Of .
large waterfall, an excursion hat, q nice
pair of gaiter boots, pair Of false brea
no matter what these were,
and a projecting proboscis, enough in
itself to bewitch Chinaman. She played
on the piano, painted landscapes, ate
corn beef and cabbage, etc. She had q
"fsller." His name was Sam. He bore
traits of having a good mother, for his
old pants which hung in his bedroom,
were patched upon the knees and other
places thereof But I'm wandering
There Pauline SAT, as listless as 4 boot
jack, and as silent as a mute. Her dain-
ty little hand held photograph. With
a superhuman effort she kissed It KISS
ed it four times. Then barst--drat the
pen aad ink, they couldn't hold out till I
had fnished-into tears. She bawleds
long and earnestly. Then checked her
tears and laughed profusely. Some one
darksned the door. She raised her eyes
and beheld the form Of Sam. With
long despiring cry, she fell into his arms.
He bent tenderly and kissed her on the
noss She rallied, and the FIRST audible
word that escaped her lips was sSamr "a
She felt little better. They both felt
better. Theirseyes met and went apart
again He cast big piece Of love at her.
He fondled fondly with his six bit watch
chain. Pauline saw his eyes beam with
love, and run over with the same. Sans
heart rose and swelled like the wave of
sea. Pauline's bosom heaved with COM
motion. Sam saw this was his time. Let
us look at them. Pauline sitting in the
chair heaving. So they both heaved.--
They pressed their lips passionatelY to-
gether. Sam sneezed and so did Pauline.
Sam coughed and SO did Pauline. Sam
proposed and so-no. and Pauline, OIL
Twas too much! They both embraced
and hugged each ether SO tight that they
were--both one flesh after the minister
said the ceremony. They've got ten
children now, nine boys and all the rest
girls. They now live in peace and pleu-
|ty. Sam afterwards sold his six bit
watch chain to get clothes for the chill
dren. OBJ, blssful married life.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

s@Among the private soldiers now on
duty at the Jackson Barracks, below the
city of New Orleans,is one by the name of
Schultz, who served during the late war
as Colonel of an Illinois Regiment, and
upon leaving the service was brevetted to
the grade of, Brigadler. Finding no
doubt a charm in military life, he re-en-
tered the service and enlisted as high
private. But here's the rub. By an act
of Congress, all ex officers of the United
States are permitted, upon military occa-
sions of importance, to wear the insignia
of their brevet rank. Therefore, upon
the next parade, will be presented the GU
rious anomaly of brigadler's star car
ried on the same shoulder with musket.
Will the inspected outrank the inspector?
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07
WHAT THE BABY SAYS.

The baby says, "Gool gooi
Dolly-wolly-how do you dof'
Then he kicks of all the clothes,
And swallows his little pink toes,
And snuhs his own little nose,
Till everything looks blue.
Says he, 0 gocly, goolsei
What a many nice things there bel
There's golden ladder 80 high
pll climb it by and by,
And pull the stars from the sky,
And throw 'em into the sea.
The moon came down last night,
Says she, aLittls Baby, ali right
I've peeped into cottage and hsit,
And seen babies great and small;
You're the blessscest baby of all!'
And then she grinned outright!
And googly, geogly, gahl
I've got blessed mamma;
"You're darling Pstl" she cries;
Then my little fstie flies,
And / hit her between the eyes,
And the clock says, "Hur-hurrah!"
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

SALT LAKE CITY!-A correspondent,
writing of Salt Lake City, says: "This
singular town covers an area of about
nine square miles-that is, three miles
each way. 1t is one of the most beauti-
fully laid out cities in the world. The
streets are very wide, with water running
through nearly every one of them. Ev-
cry block is surrounded with beautiful
shade trees; and almost every house has
its neat little orchard Of apple, peach,
apricot, and cherry trees. In fact, the
whole nine square miles is almost one
continuous orchard"
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

A good wife is one who puts her hus-
band in at the side of the bed next to the
wall. and tucks him to keep him warm in
the winter; splits the wood, makes the
fires in the morning, washes her hus
bands face, and draws on his boots for
him; never scolds, never suffers rent to
remain 10 her husbands S small clothes;
keeps her shoes upat the heel and her
stockings darned; never wonders what
her husband sees interesting in the young G
woman who lives across the way, and al
ways reproves the children when they
eat all their fathers supper.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

l doubtsif there is any thing this side
OF Paradise that can come up to the" "Grst
baby" in the happy parents, estimation.
Dear me, what preparation is made to
welcome the little stranger, and when it
does come, what pride and hope is csn-
tered in the little squirmiDg magenta
colored piece Of humanity Nothing is
too good for the little Hat-nosed thing
who is unconscious Of tho "sensashing'
it is creating "Pa" struts about with
all the dignity of man of family
sort of idiotic, self satisfied smile upon
his beaming countenance, which leaves
a stranger to imagine that he has either
been newly elected to the dignity of
Alderman, or has suddenly come into
possession of large fortune, and so he
has for "baby' is of priceless value in
his new-found happiness. In the first
weeks of "Pss" newly fedged bliss, he
goes through the streets as if he expected
every one to run up and congratulate him
on the great event, and he is very much
disgusted if they don't.
When he goes to market he buys
twice as much meat as he has been in
the habit of buying, forgetful that baby
can't chew. "Ma" comes 10 fer her share
of honor, but she is secondary to the
little she" or "she" Mogul of the house
hold, and one might as we'll never have
been born as utter one word in disfavor
of his or her highness. Poor little ex-
pressionless lumpl for though I have
often heard people exelalm at the great
likeness "baby" showed to "Pa" or Ma,
or to some rich aun. or bachelor cousin,
must confess that they ell look to me as
if they belonged to one family. They
ell have the same little red flannel face,
all screw-and- twist out Of shape by a
ravenous desire to swallow beth fists al
once, The same little head as innocent
of hair as school boys upper lip, and
as smooth az billiard ball, ard pair Of
lungs as strong and clear as steel. Not
withstanding all the sterotyped looks,
they are surely said to have "Pa's" nose
or "Ma's" mouth. How the happy pa
flies around to wait on the little pearl
without pricel
| have seen some fathers exercise it to
wonderful extent from the time club
first gave . demonstration as to the
strength of his lungs to the wonderful
and eyentful day on which be took his
first walk, with the aid of string tied
round his eel-like waist. Dear me, what
startling events ere connected with the
"babyr' His first shoes. The anxiously
looked for arrival of his front teeth which
are for all the world like two little pegs
Then the task of shortening his clothes
and lastly teaching him to walk, while
aPa" plays dog or horse, on all fours, fol
his amusement, and twists himself into
all manners of outlandish and unnatural
shapes, so his little highness laughs and
claps his baby hands in token of appre.
citation. No king is more absolute il
power than is baby in his sovereign o.
home. This order of things usually las
until No. 2 comes to knock No. rs .nose
out of JOINT" Some people don't likt
babies. / dol.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

BIRTHs AND DEATHS. Legisla-
ture passed an act on the 18th of March,
to take effect on and after the first day Of
July next, requiring all ministers, sur
geons, sections, midwiyes, parents and
relatives to report all births and deaths
to the Probate Judge within three mon
tbs from the date thereof, and provides a
fne of ten dollars for neglect of the same.
one half of which goes to the informer
and the other half is applied to the school
fund. The intention Of this law is to
provide for complete record, which will
be great benefit in the settlement Of
estates where date of death is required,
where there are minor children, &c.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07


Philosophers say that shutting eyes
makes the sense of hearing more acute.
A wag suggests that this accounts for the
many closed eyes that are seen at church
every Sunday.
1t is possible, Miss, that you don't
know the names of some Of your best
friends2" inquired gentleman of lady.
Certainly, she replied, 81 don't even
know what my own may be year hence
Chief Justice Chase, of the Supreme
Court, has appointed Judges Nelson,
Swane and Miller commission to pre-
pare the forms and pratice under the new
bankrupt law.
s'Oh, mother, do send for the doctor?'
said little boy of three years. "What
for, my dear2" "Why, there's gentls-
man in the parlor who says he'll die Il
Jane don't marry him--and she saYs she |,
won't" 8
A younger brother had .espoused An
old and ill-tempered wife, but extremely
rich. He used to say: "Whenever find
my temper giving way | retire to my
closet. and console myself By reading her
marriage settlement
A noble heart will disdain to subsist,
like drone, upon honey gathered by
Others like labor-like leach, to flch
its food out of the public granary-or,
like shark, to prey on the lesser fry,
but will one way or the other earn his
subsistence. sa
A lady in Vermont has, for twenty-five
years past, spent all her savings in ad.
ding gold beads to chain or string which
was left to her by a relative, with the
injunction to do so "for her sake" a
gentleman who saw the chain lately ysass
it is now about thirty feet in length, and
consists of more than one thousand gold
beads of different patterns, worth from
three to five dollars piece. -
The Senate has confirmed Mr.. Alexan.
der Reed as Postmaster at Toledo, against
the protest of Mr.. Ashley, it is said
Two of Ohio's best lighting men--Gen.
John w. Fuller, of the famous "Ohio
Brigade" and General A. S. Commager,
who led the sixty-seventh Ohio in the
assault on Fort Wagner-wcre rejected
for the same position within q week or
two. - gs,5.s E.s. ~
A school master tells the following
good one: L was teaching in quiet
country village. The second morning Of
my session had time to survey my sur.
roundings, and among the scanty furni-
ture | espieda three legged stool. rs
this the Ounce block2' / asked q little
girl of FIVE. The dark eyes sparkled,
the curls nodded assent, and the lips rip-
Iped out 1 guess SO, the teacher always
sits on it, esess.s., sss.s
When Mr. Livinston, the American
minister, who was quite deaf, was intro
duced at the Court of Napoleon, he had
lprepared to answer the question he sup.
posed the Emperor would ask in regard
to his passage across the Atlantic. Ma
lpoleon accosted him thus: .How is
| Mr.. Jeferson?" "Very boistereus very
boisterous!" replied Mr.. Livingston, to
1.-THE great amusement of those present. :
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

CAN'T BEAR GRIEF.-A gentleman
who was in Washington when the news
from Connecticut was received by tele-
graph. sat by gentleman in one of the
hotels, who expressed himself as follows:
"D-n the miserable little Statel we sent
them money enough to have bought up
every deyilish copperhead in it, Hart
ford Times.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

A lady says the first time she was kiss.
ed she felt like a tub of roses swimming
in honey, cologne, nutmegs, and cranber-
ries. She felt also as if something was
running through her nerves on feet of
diamonds, escorted by several little Gu
pids in chariots drawn by angles, shaded
by honeysuckles and the whole spread
with melted rainbows.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

TRANspLANTING TREES. Mark the
north side of trees with red chalk before
they are taken up, and when set out have
the tree put in the ground with the north
side to the north in its natural position.
Igppring this law Of nature is the cause
of SO maly transplanted trees dying. IF
the north side is exposed to the south
the heat of the sun is too great for that
side of the tree to bear, and therefore it
dries up and decays.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

p@The Colum bus (0hio) Journal is
informed that Mrs. Mary Swisher, Mrs.
Robanna G. Noble, and Mrs. Isabella A.
Moore, of that city, are the heirs of the
estate, amounting to more than $500, 600,
Of Rev. William Williams, of Wales
Proceedings were commenced by the heirs
to get possession Of the property.
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rrTbe Herald's special. dated Par

The Herald's special, dated Paris
22d, says: 1t is reported on very good au-
thority here that the Emperor Napoleon,
in his preparations for the war, is engag.
ed in an endeayor to purchase arms in the
United States. The chances are appa-
rently in favor of war on the Luxem-
burg question. The neutral great pow
ers have, it said, proposed a compromise
Of the difficulty, but Prussia disapproves
of it.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

B@.A man who had been teased to
death for many years by virago of a
wife, when she died had the following in
scription engraved upon the head-stone
Of her grave:
"Here lies my wife, and Heaven knows,
not less fer mine than her repose."
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1867-05-07

A writer sends to a Providence paper
the following prescription for hydropho
bia, which can not do harm:
Eat the green shoots of asparagus raw;
sleep and Precipitation will be induced and
the disease can thus be cured in any stage
of canine madness. A man in Athens
Greece. was cured by this remedy after
the paroxysms had commenced.