Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1867-06-22

Ike as ef Horris wuz playin the old game
NV declinin what he'd meyer been offered
him. His letter wuz selndm:brass and
tinklin symbils." I &. q 81
sShel | enter him or not :rs asked tie
Secretary. - = z
otis a curis ease,"- sed -Lncifer, not
mindin him. ''He hez bin agin me, ,by
spasms, and when he -hez done things
wich coed approve, hev alluz, so far,
entered it upto the account Nv loonacy
fer 1 am petikeler not to put my claw on
to. any maR who don't belong to NEIL
hev a clear rite to every one / cit This
last trick Nv his. staggers me-! Kin be
that the old man wuz, all along, opposln
wreag and sich, not from any deep seatid
dislike to the article, but becoz opposin
shngs wuz bis best holt? KIM be that,
hevin been I'M the minority all his life
and found therein profit beeoz it so hap
pened that the miserity wuz rite, that he
is now anxshus TO get into that fix agin?
Does Hesris 'spose that, hevin the
strength NV o. successful career to back.
aim, and hevm hundred thousand more
or less who ape in the habit of reading
him-The people will foller him thro the
stinkan slums NV error ez lively ez they
did ever the breezy hills NV truth? Hez
his vanity got the better NV his discretion
at last? Hev, the hangers on witch alluz
puff incense into the face NV success, bin
burnin hasheesh afore him, and hez it
mtossicated him? Is he, at his advanced
age, in imitation Nv SUIT Livingoods dad
dy, goin to play hoss, furgittin the horn
cts nest into which his great cxemplar
plunged? !. s.... III ....t --le..' --s
"Shel1 put down his name or not ?"
askt the sekretary, again ruther impa-
silently. $50. .ss7 .lH.F atI
a@Nop replied Lucifer drawin hisself
up decisively, "Ef he splits up the Aboli-
shnists we shell be so deep in his debt
that he will deserve to get clear NV MS
Ez 1t Is, he hez done enuff to entitle him
to our gra titood. lie hez restored jeff
Davis to me; he hez enlarged his field of
usefulnis. He is demonstratin the theo-
ny that there aint no such thing eze treas
on, and ez matter Nv course, that there
amt bin NO crime committed by my friend
Davis trends Ez Horris is establishin
the fact that the war agin my trends in
the South wuzr unjustifable, l shouldn't
be surprised eff the next thing he does, i,r
order that justis may be done, will be
to insist than the niggers be returned to
en- After all, speckt that's wat he's
driyin at. Now that slavery's abolisht,
/ bleeye he'd like to hev it restored, that
he may hev sutbin to do. His okkepa-
shen's gone. He's short NV subject
now. His pen hez bin so used to writin
slavery! slavery! slavery that he's.
Ieely at sea. He wants the old SIN set
UP for him to batter at atagin-he wants
Lovejoy shot. .ovev agin, and bleedin
Kansas to be repeetid.f Watts perfes-
sional Reformer, cf ther aint nothin to
reform? Watts corn doctor in a coun-
try wher they wear big boots? No! let
him go. He is shoor NV punishment
eEuf anyhow. He's Universlist, doc
trim the mistake NV which he'll diskuver
some day, but he's very likely to realize
his ice NV punishment ON urth, for Wen
dell Phillips is after him, and wat wuss
kin he suffeTs Set this last act NV
hisn down ez honesty streakt with loona-
cy, or ruther, the loonacy bein the big
gest, ez- loonacy streeked, with honesty,
and leave him out. Go on with the re-
ports. Where's Davis now |? And par
tikelery, where's johnson !? Eff he does
anything agin me he does it through mis-
take. Keep track nv Johnson,-don't
let" -. f.ssta gE4aH tsssa ia1 Ji't
At this point wuz aroused by some
body shakin me- 1t wuz Basco m. 1t
WIZ O'Clock, and Ell he'd not bin over
for my mernin bitters in which dooty Pm
very regler, the good man he'd gone out
to lock for me-. How pleasant tits to hev
somebody to care for yoo, even eff ther
soiisitood springs from a tencent motiTe.f
hsiS oog PErRoLEtM Y. NAsBY, p. NJ,
(wlcn fostmaster) ana Professor IN mes ham ana
Japheth Free Academy for the dexeopcment ny the
intellek NV all races irrespective of color. .. =