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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15
Greenwood Cemetery.

CITUATED on THE NATIONAL ROAD,
. smiles east Of the city, IS now ready for
interIlentS, sale, and improvement OF lots
ItCSntatns 81 acres Of land, and Is laid out
in the most modern and improved STYLE
can be easily reached At all seasons OF the
yearby the National Rnad, and for thTee-
tourths Of the yesr by the Hempneld Rail
Road. II Is perfectly secure, and intsnded to
be beaCtthed by every variety Of tres. shrub
berys public SaulI, chapel, artificial lake
fountains, etc. to make Il equal TO the oest
rural cemeteries in the county.
Ample provisiOn Is also made for its en-
largement, order and care In peFpetuity.
Persons dsstrous OF purchasing lots, can
exATntne the grounds with the Superinten-
dent, who has plat, or secure them by call
ing az the ONCE OF the Secretary, on Main
street over the Bank OF wheelinR
Persons wishing 70 make fnIerments VIII
call on the Secretary to obtain permits there
Tickets OF admission to LothoIders and
visitors viii be issued by the Secretary.
BOARD OF DRECDORS-A- J. Sweeney,
President, r. c Bonh4n, SecrefaryS J. ).
Rhodes, John G. Muth, Geo Aendel, Jos.
Bell, Jno. A. Armstrong, Geo Adams, R q.
Jordan. E A. Hildreth, anSl-lSt
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15
American Life Drops
For the speedy cure Of

For the speedy cure of
ID II II h Il ES a
Coughs, Colds HoRrssness, Sore Throat, Bron.
chitts, rheumatism, and all kindred
complaints.
TNOR FIVE YEARS HAS THIS ARTICLE
Il been befone the people, and the verdict
returned nom every quarter, by the CON
EuIners OF The hRlf million bottles that have
been sold within that time, IS, that
TT AL WA YS CURES"
Read the following, which is only speci.
ing=
"BosroS, MASS,
standing my general prejudice against pro
pr1etary Tor patentl medicines, was ind uced
TO buy two bottles OF the American Life
Drops, through the high Recommendation oi
them by friend. as always curing Diptheria
Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat. bronchitis, &C
Ny son, sixteen years of age, was taken sud
denly Ill with Diptheria, and could scarcely
speak or swallow, his breathing was 70 bad
the Life Drops before calling a physician. Ey
using the Drops according TO diFertiOu he
WAS soon relieved and the disease entirely
broken mp let friend suffering with
rheumatism have one OF the bottles. He
says the Life drops gave Immediate relief
and are the best medicine he ever used A
family near him, suffering from Colds and
liberated Sore Throat, used some OF his, and
my brother, q physician have a part of mine
and win which he cured a bad case OF Dip
theTia. He Is constrained To acknowledge
that they are valuable.
truly yours, A. b ELDER"
The Life Drops are carefully prepared 10
ORFETS SKINNER & Co,
Sole PropEietOrs, SprtnEheld, Mas,
And sold by all Druggists
Denas Barnes Co., New YORK, Fuller
Finch, & Co., Chicago, General Agents.
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

AT a certain boarding house, rot far
of, they had chicken soup, few days
sThey jest let a chicket wade through
it - said one bOarder.
.'If they did, he waded on stilts," re-
Joined another
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15
National Insurance COmpanY

OF WHEELING.
~sAA = n ,NuO
Re=idalt, GEORGE x. WHEAT.
Wee RTGSsdlsI'f, JAMES McCLUSEy.
DIRECrCBs.
John +. Wilson, A. Q. Quarricr
SAINT Harper, Jas q, orr
CieoEEe Adams, james Mt( lunCv
L F. UpdeEfstn, George X. Wheat.
Christian Smith.
FINHIs COMPANY HAVING BEEN Full
4 iy organized, IS prepared 10 transact buFi-
ness and asks n liberal share Of public prrgo-
nag. Rates As low any fiTSt-clFtss corlysav
once No. - Monroe street, up Stain, mex
door 10 F1rst National Bank.
mrz2 JOHN BISHOP, ,Secfy
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MtateaI.
GREAT NEW
White Pine COMPOUND

Is Now OFFERED To THE AFFLICTED
i throughout the country, aTJer hayfr- Q
been proved ny the test OF eleven years, IN
the New England States, where It's merits
have become rs well known rs the tree from
which, IN part, II derives It's virtues
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

JoHS STUART Mills appearance
detracts, If anything, from his spoken
word. He looks SO slight and frail, his
voice is so feeble, and requires so
much attention, and his manner is
so nervously rapid, that one feels at
frst alarmed lest he should suddenly
break down. The impression Is hight
ensd-at least in the House OF Con-
mons-by an odd habit of Completely
stopping for intervals of a moment or
two, and putting his hands before his
face TO collect his thoughts. Alter lis
tening tor time to the completeIy-fin-
ished and connected sentences which
come In steady stream from his lips
between these Interruptions, We gradu-
ally recover confidence, but it Is an ex-
hiDltion never quite comfortable nor
satlsfacfory.-L0Hd0H Letter..
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Susuraufe
Franklin Insurance Company
DIRECTORS:

DIRECTORS.
=, I. n LoSan, T. p. Shalicross, ]. s. Rhodes
GeO, Msndsl, ]. H. Hobbs, Saml. Mctlsl-
I.Li, an, - ". FranEheim, Jas. y. Vance, Alex
FTNHIS COMPANY NOW. HAVING BFNFCnJ
Il oIganizeo lour years, and in Lhat tim q
uohe sncctssStul business, is still preparcd
TO take risks Al fair rates on BUILDINGS OF an
Kinds, Merchandise, SIRnufscturius Estab-
llshments, Furniture, Steam BustS and Car
eoes on the Western Rivers and Lakes
Tins company offers superior iuducemertS
70 Farmers, whereby they can he insured on
Dwellings, Furniture, Barns and contsrtS Tor
or years at reduced rates
This being home institution, with the lar
gest capital and surplus OF any company In
IN the state and composed OF some
ninety-four stockholders, most ofwhcm iETq
among our nest business men. recontnends
itself 10 the favorable consideration OF he
1nsurIng public, and solicits their patronage.
Applications Tor insurance win he promptly
attended TO by the Secretary.
once, Surth side OF Monroe, between
Main and Market sis, Wheeling, W. IA
over the Savings Institution OF Wheeling
n. &. ARTHUR. SeCTetar5,
SAA'L McCI ELLAN, President
Gt1O. MEN DEL, Vice President Oe1E
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

If the world were crumbIed TO the
finest dust and scattered through the
universe, there would not be an atom
Of the dust for each star.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

-DoS'T stretch your mouth any
WIDER" said a dentist to a man who
was extending his jaw alarmingly. al
intend to stand outside 10 draw your
tooth-D
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

wHAr air does the young mouse sing
to the old mouse when biting his way
through the scenery Al the operaE Hear
me guaw, ma.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

AeAss1z tells about fish in Brazil
which can climb trees. They are prob
ably peculiar TO the tropical climb.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

A POOH man who had been i'll, being
asked by gentleman If he had taken
any remedy, said: ''So, but I have
IA ken lots Of physic-"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15
The White Pine Compound.

1T was early in the spring OF 80 that this
compound was originated. a member of my
family was afflicted with an irritat on OF tht.
throat attended with a disagreeable cough. 1
mad ior some months previous thought that
a pfepaTdtlou having for its basis the inside
lark OF white pine might be so compounded
ilS 20 be very useful IN diseases OF the throat
and lungs Totest the value OF it IN the case
alluded lO. i compounded "a small Quantity
Of the medicine that / had been planning
and gaTeit in teaspOonfuI doses. The result
Wah eAcsedlngly gratifying. Within two
days the Irritation OF the throat was renlov-
ed, the cough Suhsidest and a speedy cure
was effected. Soon after this sent some 10
lady IN Londonderry, n. H, who HAD been
suffering for some weeks nom a bad cough,
occasinneG by a sudden cold, and had raised
mucous streaked with bl cd. she soon found
relieT and sent for more. SEE took about
ten ounces OF 1t, and got well. ], Il. Clarke
Esq, editor OF the Manchester Daily Mirror,
male a trial OF the same PREPARATION IN the
cas- OF . severe cold and was cured iumedi-
aisly. He was 50 tightly pleased with the re-
su Is, and 50 confident in success attending IFS
sales, il placed before the public that he
finally persuaded me 10 give 1t a name and
send 1t abroad To benefit the Suffering. In
November, lS5l, 1 first advertised il under
the name of White Pine Compound. In Iyro
years from tRat time there had been whole
lars worth. where It took the lead OF allIthe
cough remedies in the market, and IL stlll
maintains tnat position. There is good rea-
son Tor this; II Is very soothing and healing
IN Its nature; Is warming 10 the stomach and
pleasant H-ithal 10 the taste, and is exceed
ingly cheap.
As a remedy for kidney complaints the
White Pine Compound stands unTivRIeI. II
WAS not originated for that purpose: but a
person in using IL FOR n cough was not only
cured OF the cough. but was also cnTed of a
Kidney dimculty OF ten years standing. Since
ihAt accidental discovery many thousands
nave u cd II FOR the same complaint and
have been completely cured" j"
The above was written by DIR. Poland in
lS5i since then, as IN Manchester, the
White Pine Compound has taken tine lead of
All Cough remedies, as well 2 prenaration
Tor the cureOf Kidney difficulties, In every CITY
own. VILLAGE and hamlet 81
New England States
This remedy is AS safe and pleasant to take
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-03-15

nR. ]. KIDDS LUNG BALSAM AND
DTHE PERU COUGH BALSAA, speak
Tor themselves, upon = fair trial Aanufae-
tured only by =-
KIDD & YODER, Druggists,
1DoE- = S1c-1 f5SffstarF6. Pa.
Sold By DruEztstz eveEyvhars. jsniI-tf
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
Planting Apple Trees.

We are pleased to see that farmers are
disposed to pay more attention to the
cultivation of the apple which has been
so much neglected of late years The
idea which has gotten into the head OF
some that they cannot be grown any
longer hero, is very foolish one. They
will do just as we'll now ss ever, if the
proper attention is paid to the prepar-
alton of the ground, the selection OF va
rieties, the planting out, and the after
us that an apple orchard is fully as pro-
fitable as any other crop on the farm,
for the space of ground occupied. And
he entirely agrees with what we have
often repeated that this result can
always ne realized if the same care is
devoted to the orchard that there is to
the corn, potato or grain field. The Sc
cret lies here. To suppose that an or.
chard can take care Of itself or Will
thrive if neglected, is ridiculous.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
DIR. Schenck's Mandrake Pills
A Substitute for CaiOmel.

These Pills are composed Of various TO
having the power to relax the secretions Of
liver as promptly and effcctually as blue pill or
mercury, and without producing any Of those
disagreeable or dangerous effects which often
follow the use of the latter.
In all bilious disorders these Pills may be used
with confidence, as they promote the dischare Sc
of vitiated bile, and remove those distractions
from the liver and hillary ducts which are the
cause of bilious affections in general.
SCHENCK'S MANDRAKE PILLS cure Sick
Headache, and all disorders of the Liver, indi-
Gated by sallow skin, coated tongue costiveness,
,lrowsiness and a general feeling of weariness
and lassitude showing that the liver is in a tor.
MD or INSTRUCTED condition.
In short these Pifis may be used with advan-
tase in all cases when purgative or Alternative
medicine is required.
Please ask for ''Dr. Scheneks Mandrake Pills, a"
and observe that the two likenesses of the Doc
tor are on the Government stamp-one when in
the last stage of Consumption, and the other in
his present health.
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers Pr1ee 3
cents per box. Principal Offiee, No. 10 North
9th Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
General Wholesale Agents: Dernas Barnes 4
Co., q Park Row, New York; s. 5. Hance, lUe
Baltimore ST., Baltimore Md; John y. Park, n
e. cor. of Fourth and Walnut St, Cincinnati
Ohio; Walker & Taylor, 1874 and 1876 Wabash
Avenue, Chicago, H.; Collins Brothers, south.
west corner OF Second and Vine Streets ST
Louis, Mo. focr24-4th 5th wem-iy
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
Malaria Everywhere.

Rarely has there been n season rs fruitful as
this of malarious diseases. Not only on the
prairies and in the valleys of the West not mere
ly in all the old haunts of Fever aud Ague and
Bilious Remittant Fever, have these prostrat'
ing diseases been unusually virulent; but they
have extended to towns and cities never before
infested with them, and have even assembled the
mountains and attacked thousands Of people
supposed TO have been placed, by the laws Of
Nature, above their reach. Hence we are COM
PEELED TO admit that fatal element pervades
the Universal Air this season, and should at
once resort to the only approved preventive OF
its consequences. H0STErTER'S STOMACH
BITTERS, q tonic 50 potent, an anti-septtc 80
perfect an Alternative irresistible, and q slim
ulant SO pure that il enables the human system
10 resist aud hattie all the predisposing causes of
disease. With the confidence that one clothed
in incombustible garments might move among
blazing buildings, the man who arms himself
against malaria with this powerful defenSirt
medicine NAV walk fever.scourged district fear
less of it's insalubrious atmosphere. The inter
mittants and pmittants at present 30 general in
all parts of the country may be but the torerun
ners of deadlier scourge now on its way west.
ward from the far East. Prepare the system
with HOSTETTER'S BITTERS for success
full hattie with the mephitic causes Of all cpl.
denies. Be wise in time.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

IN England the public spectacle of an
execution displays such scenes as this
"The condemned began to shrek out
with frantic energy, Il am innocent; by
my dying oath am innocent" During
this time a violent struggle was taking
place, rs the warders were obliged TO
use all their strength to release the rope
from his grasp; and while this was
going on the culprit screamed out,
Don't hang me, don't hang me! Chop
my head off! chop my head of! am
Innocent AT last the rope was forced
out of the grasp of the wretched man,
and the end of it was attached to the
top beam, but the warders were COM
PEELED to hold the culprit upon the scat
fold, while Caieraft went undernea h
to disengage the apparatus. This was
done in a very short period, and when
the drop fell the eulprt was still
screaming, Il am iDnoeentv and the
drop fell as the syllable i'm was passing
from his lips, and he appeared to be
dead almost Immediately"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
THE CH1LD's CURE.
LaugllIin's Infant Cordial,

FOR CHILDREN TEETHING.
An astonishing fact, that the largest number
Of deaths occur among children. A fact tina
while toething children are in constant pain
A fact that during that period nothing will re
lieve them sooner or more effectually than
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Mothers, do not see them suffer. 81 ....
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL. =
Mothers, relieve their suiferings by
TIE INFANT CORDIAL.
Teething is greatly facilitated
THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Fretfulness and Wakefulness cured
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Cholic and Pain cured instantly
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Summer Complaint cured
BY THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
No Sleep lost. No Crying Baby If you
USE THE INFANTS CORDIAL.
Every bottle warranted to please or pr re
funded. Prepared only by
LAUGHLIN, SMITH & CO.,
feb2I Druggists Main street, Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
tr,v ~ OK n-The Knickerbocker tells

sTRY IT oN.n-The Knickerbocker tells
an excellent story Of Burchard, the Re-
yiyalist-not of him exactly, either,sbut
of what happened at the close OF one OF
his meetings. He was in the habit o.
addressing his congregation in tins TINS
wise: 80 ~ 81 V V
81 am going to pray, and want all
who desire to be prayed for to send up
their names on . piece of paper.azz.sz.
On the occasion to which we refer,
there was at once sent up to the desk
quite pile of little slips of paper, with
the names on, in whose behalf he was
to wrestle, as he said, with the Al
mighty. 0HAAU SEiT
A pause soon ensued, when he said,
"send 'em up, can pray for Q dozen.
If you haven't any paper, get up and
name the friend you want prayed for"
At this stage of the proceedings, a
man who We shall call Oziel Briggs, .
stalwart man of six feet and half ID
his stockings, notorious unbelieyer,
and wag to boot, rose in the midst OF
the congregation, a mark for all, and
amidst the winks and smiles of the
auditory said: .L l-
"Mr. Burchard, i want you to pray
for Jim Thompson" -. q , ,.,'i n -
The reverend petitioner saw from the
excitement of the audience that Oziel
was hard case. SEQ. .'T
What is your name, sir, and who is
Mr.. Thompson 7"
ats Jim Thompson; he keeps tav-
ern down in Thompsonville, and keep
a public house little below him. He
is an internal scoundrel, and / want you
to give him lift"
"But,n said Mr.. Burchard, "have you
faith in the efficacy of prayeri Do you
believe in the power OF petition u
"That is neither here nor there" re
sponded Oziel; ~ rant goa to try 1t on
him ,"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
c,..,.,up WOO, or Gummy Matter

The Maine Farmer gives the following:
Take one pound of salaratus for twelve
pounds of wool, dissolve in water not
quite boiling hot, then put in the wool
and stir occasionally for one hour; take
it out and squeeze it thoroughly, or
what is better, run through a clothes
wringer, rinse incold water, and spread
on grass ground to dry. This process
will remove all gum and dirt from any
kind of wool, and make it much better
for custom work
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

THERE has been sudden and some
what unciyil rupture of the marriage
engagement between the King of Bava-
ria and the Princess Sophia, (caused,
the King says, by lack of CENTRE har-
mony of heart")-but the royal person
makes amends by ordering the endow-
ment from his private purse of eight
young married couples, one for each of
the eight circles of the kingdom of Ba-
varia. This is his idea of Natures law
of compensation.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

PITrsBURG has a ghost, by whose
agency carpets are nightly torn up from
the floors of the haunted domicile, neat
ly rolled and stacked in corners; side
boards are visited and tables covered
with dishes, as if in preparation for q
feast. The covers are rudely torn from
the beds of sleepers, and many other
pranks are played.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

The editor of New York religious
paper, abiding to the memories of Ly-
man Beecher, by his son, Henry Ward,
says:
ale seems to have brought all the re-
sources of lis art to bear upon the
work, which is so overdoae,. so stepped
in syrup, and fretted with froStwork,
and stuffed with sugar plums of all col
ors, and whipped into froth and fury,
that it is quite the most sickening
compound Of the kind that we ever I'M
dertook to devour"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
The Rest Tonic.

Caswen, Hazard & Cos Combination of Iron
Phosphorus and Calisaya. known as Ferro-Phos
pherated elixir of Calisaya. The iron restores
color to the blood; the Phosphorus renews wastes
of the nerve tissue, and the Calisays gives {
natural healthful tone to the digestive organs
Ono pint contains the virtue Of one ounce o.
Calisaya, and one teaspoonful grain of Iror
and Phosphorus.
Manufactured by .'i
CASWELL HAZARD & Co. New York
For sale by all druggists. apri-mw&seew&W
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

DAINTS FOR FARMERS AND OTHERS.
i The Grafton Mineral Paint Company are
now manufacturing the Best Cheapest, and
most Durable Paint in USE two coats well put
on, mixed with pure Linseed Oil, will last ten or
fifteen years it is ola light brown, or beautiful
chocolate color, and can be changed to green,
lead, stone, drab, olive or cream, to suit the
taste of the consumer. 1t is valuable for
Houses, Barns, Fences, Carriage and Car-mak.
ers, Pals and Wooden Ware, Agricultural I'm
Elements, Canal Boats, Vessels and Ships Bot.
ing fire and water proof, Floor Oil Cloths,
tone manufacturer having used 5000 bbls the
past year, , and as a paint for anypurpose is I'm:
surpassed for body, durability, elasticity and
adhesiveness. Price Sc per Dbl. of 300 lbs,
which will supply farmer for years to come
Warranted in all cases as above. Send for a
circular which gives full particulars: None
genuine unless branded in a trade mark Graf
ton Mineral Paint. Address
-.+ DANIEL BIDWELL,
novI.6w 2J4 Pearl Street, New York.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
FOR SALE.

TWO STORY FRAME DWELLING
n house, situate on the east side Of Chapline
street, Centre Wheeling, containing eight
rooms, a good cellar and wash house, with gas
in all the rooms. cold and hot water in kitchen,
wasl,-house, and bath room. :.
Also three building lots. situate on wheeling
Island, Nos. T. 8, and 9, cornering Oh ohio anu
L.G. HUGHES
Real Estate Agent
ctraofs novl.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
Law of Humanity,

IN RELATION TO SOCIAL EVILS.
An Essay fol Yong Men, on Physiological
Errors and Abuses, incident to Youth and Early
Manhood, with the humane view of treatment
and cure Sent in sealed letter envelopes, free
of charge. Address DIR. J. 'SKILLIN HOUGH
TON, Howard Association, Philadelphia, Pa
sepa7 -3u .d&w
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02
Young Ladies Beware {!

Of the injurious effects of Face Powders and
Washes. All such remedies close up the pores
the skin, and in short time destroy the com
plexioz. If you would have fresh, healthy
and youthful appearance, use HELMBoLDs
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA. sepll
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

CHAPPED HANDS, face and lips are
cured by one or two applications of
Camphoratcd Glyoerine, with Arnica,
prepared and sold at Z. Bookings
Pharmacy, No. Odd Fellows Hall.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

WHEN Lord Sidmouth one day said ;
"My brains are gone to the dogs this
morning." his friend at once calculated,
"POor dogsw
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

THERE is said to be an old lady down
on Long Island so very fat that the
neighbors use her shadow for griddle
greasing, To keep her slipping out of
bed, her husband rolls her in ashes.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

PRINTER, while setting up the SEN,
tence, 1--WE are but part of the stipend
Gus whole" by mistake of a letter made
it read, 1--WE are but part of 10 stipend
Gus whale"
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

A WHEELING ". d. adyertises French
medicine, one bottle of which will en-
able person to talk French in about
three weeks.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

WHAT is the difference between man
hitting his wife's nasal organ and NO
man knitting stockings: One hits her
nose, and the other knits her hose.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-02

WHAT is the difference between one
who walks and one who looks up
fight of stairs' One steps up stairs,
and the other stares up steps.