The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-07-18
CONCLUDED NEXT WEEK I
Odds and Ends.

Odds and EEAdS.
stroke at every tree fells none
Matrimony Better never than late Punch
The man is not always thief who steals a
march.
Motto for servants hall" Learn 10 labor
and to wait"
The two great Varsity teachers University
and Ad-varsity.
Proverb by our butcher-you must take the
thin with the thick.
How numerous soevera any mans i'll qualities
are, 1T Is just that he should have the due
praise of his few real virtues.
1t may serve as comfort to us in all our ca.
lamities and Affections, that he who loses any
thiRg, and gets wisdom, is gamer by the loss.
Conduct is at once the aim and test of our
learning, our thinking and striving. The man
lives most perfect whose most constant hap
Diness is found in the consciousness that. in
doing the best he can for himself, he is also
doing the best he can for everything that is
capable OF having good done to ii.
Life is book, in which we every day read
chapter. We ought to note down ev ry in
structive incident that passes A crowd of
usual thougts cannot but flow from self con-
verse. Hold every day a solitary converse
ton with yourself. This is the way in which
10 attain the highest relish oieXstence; and i'll
may say, TO cast anchor IN the river OF life. !
man habitually finding faalt, habitnally
on the alert TO detect folly or vice. without
ever bestowing thought on whatsoever
things are true and lovely and of good report
: 1S. gh I'm, Il 1l,,t
halt and MANNED. One-half of his faculties,
and that the most powerful half is paralyzed
and useless He is like the land which pro-
doees nothing BIT thistles and brambles.
A wit once asked peasant what part he
performed in the great drama Of life. 81 mind
my own business was the caustic reply.
Philosophers have specUlated as 10 whether
men become beasts after Geath, but let lis re-
fleet how often they make beasts ofthemselves
before it.
Etiquette-A young lady who permits
kiss should initiate the British cabman, who
on most occasions gives his check.
Clubs are the weapons of the unciviIized
A husband is savage who, if his wife threat
ems him with dining off ccold mutton, is bru. e
enough to fly for protection to his club
A NEAT Hill.
western editor comes down on Cycling
woman in his locality in the following racy
manner:
'Fair-The lady q who yesterday called |
the attention of another to our patched !
breeches, whereat they both laughed 80 heart |
lily, Is informed that new pair will be pur- !
chased when her husbands little bilP is set
tied: 1t has been due us nearly year.
NOTES. First-When you speak dispar-
aglngly of a passer by, and do not wish to be /
heard, talk low.
Second-Don't criticse the printers dress
too closely while wearing silks purchased with |
money due him.
Third-Tell your husband to send US S23, 10 |
at once and save the cost OF an entire Su1."
Somebody has written the following about
the girls
God bless the girls
Whose golden cutls
Blend with our evening cams;
They haunt lives.
Like spirit wives.
Or Nalads haunt the streams
they soothe orr pains,
They fill our brains
p it'll DIRE ans OF srru ntr hours;
God bless he urls,
God bless iHe Cur 81,
God bless our human towers.
The wives are quite deserving OF blessing
as the girls, and we submit the following:
God bless our wives
They fill hives
With little bees and honey;
They ease iie's shocks,
They mend our socks,
But don't they spend the money!
When we an sick
They heal us quick
That is. if they do love u.s.
If not, we die,
And yet they cry,
And place tombstones above US.
OF roguish girls.
With sunny curls,
We may in !ancy dream;
But wives-true wives,
Throughout our lives,
Are everything hey seem.
DR.. Holmes says that easy crying widows
take new husbands soonest; there is nothing |
like wet weather for transplanJing.