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Legal Notice.


7 D. PRATT, of the State of Pennsylvania,
y. will take notice that Jacob Wahmhas,of
the county of Monroe,in the State Of Ohio,
did, on the 9th day Of April, A. d. 1867, file
his petition in the Court Of Common Pleas
in and for the county Of Monroe, in said State
of Ohio, against the said John D. Pratt, Rob-
ert Colvin and Mary A. Coivin, defendants,
setting forth that the said J. D. Pratt, Robert
Colvin and Nary A. colvin gaze a mortgage.
to the said Jacob Wahmhas, on the northeast
quarter of the northwest quarter; also the
northwest quarter Of the northeast quarter Of
section thirty township one of range four in
said county of Monroe,to secure the payment
of $3.50, according to certain notes referred
to in said mortgage; and the said j. d. Pratt
is notified that he isrequired to appear and
answer said petition on or before the l7th day
of August next.
AMOS & SPRIGGR,
june 1Sw6. ~ Att'ys for PPta.
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GROyEsTEEN & CO.. S
Piano Forte Manufacturers
400 Broad,cay, Neao York.

fFHESR PIANoS'received the Highest Award
i of Meritl at the Worlds Fair, over the
best makers from London, Paris, Germany
the cities Of New York Baltimore and Boston
also, the GOLD MEDAL at the American Insti.
tute, for FIVE SUCCESSIVE YEARS.! Our
Pianos contain the French Grand action, Harp
Pedal, oyerstfung Bass, Full Iron Frame, and
all Modern improvements. Every Instru
ment WARRANTED FIVE YEARS. Made under
the supervision of Mr., J. II. GRovEsTEEN, who
has practical experience of over thirty five
years, and is the maker of over eleven thou
sand piano fortes, Our facilities for manu-
featuring enable us to sell these Instruments
from 500 to 5000 CHEAPER than any first
class piano forte. july24lyHP.
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A RESOLUTION

~ AN18oOLpLlON
Relative to an amendment of the Constitu.
tion providing for the extension of the
elective franchise.
Resoloed By the General Assembly Of
the State of Ohio, (three-fifths of the
members elected to each House agreeing
thereto,) That it be and is hereby proposed to
the electors of this State to vote, at the next
annual October election, upon the approval OF
rejection of the following amendment as a
substitute for the first section of the fifth ar
ticle of the Constitution of this State, to wit:
Every male citizen of the United States, OF
the age of twenty one years, who shall Fave
been resident of the State one year next
preceding the election, and of the county,
township or ward in which he resides, such
time as may be provided by law, except such
persons as have borne arms in support of any
insurrection or rebellion against the govern
ment of the United States, or have fed from
their rlaces of residence to avoid being draft
ed into the military service thereof, or have
deserted the military or naval service of said
government in time of war,and have not sub
seauently been honorably discharged from
the same, shall have the qualifications of an
eector, and be entitled to vote at all elections.
ass ED. A. PARR0TT,
Speaker of the House of. Representatives
ANDREW G.. McBURNEY,
President of the Senate
Passed April s, 1867. -
APPS, '67m6.
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Reparator Capilli.

--ye l4< lf
Throw away your false frizzes, your switches,
your wig
Destructive of comfort and not worth fig:
Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and fair,
And rejoice in your own luxuriant hair.
REPARAT0R CAPILLI,
For restoring hair upon bald heads (from
whatever cause it may have fallen out9 and
forcing growth of hair upon the face, it has
no equal 1t will force the beard to grow
upon the smoothest face in from five TO eight
weeks, or hair upon bald heads in from two
to three months. A few ignorant practition-
ers have asserted that there is nothing that
will force or hasten the growth of the hair
or beard. Their assertions are false, as
thousands of living witnesses {from their own
expeFienee1 can bear witness. Bat many will
say, how are we to distinguish the genuine
from the spurious? It certainly is difieult,as
nine.tenths Of the different Preparations ad.
vertised for the hair and beard are entirely
worthless. and You may have already thrown
away large amounts in their purchase. To
such we would sag, try the Reparator Capilli;
it will cost you nothing unless it fully comes
up to our repres eutations. If your Druggist
does not keep It, send us one dollar and we
will send it, postpaid, together with a receipt
for the money, which viii be returned you on
application providing entire satisfaction is
not given. Address,
WI. CLARK & CO.. Chemists.
No. 8 West Fayette ST., SYRACUSE. N. !.
feb12lY
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CREsPER COMA.

/ OH she was beautiful and fair,
( With starry eyes and radiant hair,
/ Whose curling tendriis soft, eDtwined,
Enchained the very heart and mind
CRISPFR COMA,
For Curling the Hair Of either Sex into
Wavy and Glossy Ringlets or
Heavy Massive Curks. =
By using. this al ticle Ladies ana Gentlemen
can beautify themselves a thousand fold. It
is the only article in the world that will curl
straight hair and at the same time give it a
beautiful, glossy appearance. The Crisper
Coma not only curls the hair but invigorates.
beauties and cleanses it; is highly and de-
lightfully perfumed, and is the most complete
article of the kind ever offered TO the Arneri-
can public. The Crisper Coma will be sent
to any address,, sealsd and postpaid, for 81.
s Address all orders to.
w. l.. CLARK g. co.. Chemists,
No. 8. West Fayette ST., SYRACUSE, N. X.
feb12lr.
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Administrators A Sale.

IN pursuance of an order granted by the
i Probate Court of Monroe County, Ohio, l
will offer for sale at public auction, ON
Iaesdoy, tie 30th day of July, 1867,
between.10 o o'clock am. and o'clock m. of
said day, upon the premises, the following
described real estate, situate in the county Of
Monroe and State of Ohio, to wit Lets num-
bers :thirty-six, thirty seven and ffty-one in
the town of Antioch; also, three acres of
ground lying northeast. of lots numbers fifty
one and fftS-two in the town of Antioch.
conveyed by Jaeob N. Mitchell to Wm.H.
Dowell, deceased, by deed dated March 2l,
1856. {. JACOB N. MITCHELL,
admir- Of VIM. H. Dowel, decd.
july296. s.
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Notice in Attachment.

T0HN MOORE will take notice that on the
y 2Sth day of February, 1867, Henry Now
der, as Administrator of James Moore, de-
ceased, commenced.a a civil action against him
in the Court. of Common Pleas of the Coun-
ty Of Monroe and State of Ohio, and sued out
an attachment in said action demanding
$3.50, and interest from October %. 1865,
which writ has been returned served
You are required to answer in said action, by
the 4th Saturday in August next, or Judg-
ment viii be taken against you and in favor
of George Neff, at October term of Court
1867, by default.
H0LLIsTER & OKEY,
July2,1s67. Att'ys for pl'ff.
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W Fl | S K e R S
.aSF AND
Nj II Is e A 6 H e ST.

EoRCED to grow upon the smoothest face
IL in from thres to FIVE weeks BY using DR..
REsTAuRATEUR CAPILLAIRE,
the mos, wonderful discovery in modern sci
.ence. acting upon the Beard and Hair in an
almost miraculous manner. It has been
used by the elite of Paris and london with
the most fatteiing success. Names of all
purchasers viii be registered: and if entire
Satisfaction is.not given in every instance, the
money will beichserfnlly refunded. Price by
mail, sealed and postpaid, 81. Descriptive
eiaculars and testimonials mailed free. Ad-
dress BERGER, SHUTS 4 co. Chemists, No.
2S5 River Street, Troy, N. Y, sole agents for
the United States. La febi2ly,
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For improving and identifying the complex.
ion.
The most valuable and perfect preparation
in use, for giving the skin beautiful pearl
like tint, that is only found in youth. It
quickly removes Tan, Freekles, Pimples,
Blotches, Moth Patches, sallowness, Erup-
tions, and all impurities of the skin, kindly
healing the same, leaving the skin white and
clear as alabaster. It's use can not be de-
tected by the closest scrutiny, and being
vegetable preparation is perfectly harmless.
It's the only ;articlesof the kind used by the
French, and is considered by the Parisian as
indispensable to a perfect toilet. Upwards of
10000 bottles were sold during the past year,
sufficient guaranty of its efficacy. Price
only seventy FIVE cents. Sent by mail post
paid, on receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS & CO., Chemists,
febl2lE, 285 River St., Troy, N. Y
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Laughlin's Infant Cordial.
The Ghild's Cure for Teethiny


Mothers allsknow the many sleepless nights
the little ones at home have to pass wher
Teething. You need no one to remind you
of the Pain-Colic, Wakefulness, Uneasiness
Fretting, Flatulsnce, Disturbed Bowels. &c
We tell You that one bottle of this Cordia
will correct. all these troubles, Assist Teeth.
ing, Remove Acidity ,Allay all Pain, Quiet the
Fretful, Promote Sleep.
1t is an astonishing fact that the lasgest
number of deaths occur among children, and
that the greatest amount of suffering is ais.
among ehildren-particularl while
TEEThING,
Now, mother, do not let the little one suffer
Relieve them by using
LAUGHLIN,S INFANT CORDIAL.
Assist Teething by
90 LAUGHlIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Wakefnlness cured by
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL. 3
Colo is Cured by
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Flatulence is Cured by
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Gentle Sleep Comes from
LAUGHLIN'S INFANT CORDIAL.
Satisfaction Warranted from
LAUGHLINS INFANT CORDIAL. "a
Money Refunded if f
Laughlin's Infant Cordial Fails.
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Proposed Amendment to the Com
stitutiOn.
THE STATE OF OHIO.

OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE.
l, William Henry Smith, Secretary of State
of the State of Ohio, do hereby certifgthat the
following is a true copy of joint resolution.
passed by the General Assembly of the State
of Ohio, on the 9th day of April A. D. 1867
taken from the original rolls on file in this
office.
In testimony whereof have hereunto sub
scribed ray name and affixed the Great Seal Of
r.. S. the State of Ohio, at Columbus, the
9th day of April, A. D. 1867.
WILLIAM HENRY SMITH,
Secretary of State
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Notice in Partition.

= & 4
TOHN WINLAND, who resides in the State
y Of Illinois, Mary A. Barrett and Abner
Barrett her husband, who resides in Wash
ington County. Chic, Isaac Winland, who re,
sides in Monroe County, Ohio; Jacob Win1and,
who resides in the State of Illinois; is;Cathaline
Oops, and Joseph Oops her husband, who re-
side in the State Of Illinois; Leonard Win
land, of the State OF Illinois; Henry Win
land, who resides In Washington County Ohio,
and Margaret Ellen Barrett and Calvin Bar
rett her husband, who reside in the State of
Illinois, and Catharine Winland widow of
John Winland, deceased, of Monroe County,
Ohio, will take notice that a petition was fled
against them on the 18th day of April, 1867,
in. the Court of Common Pleas for the county
of Monroe, by Isaiah Winland, and is now
pending, wherein said Isaiah Winland de-
mands partition of the following real estate,
situate in said Monroe County, in the State of
Ohio, to wit: North end of west half Of
southeast quarter, containing twenty acres;
and the north end of the west half of the
southwest quarter, containing sixteen acres;
and the northwest quarter, except the north
west corner, containing one hundred and
thirty4six acres; and the porth part OF the
southwest quarter, containing five acres, all
being IN section thirteen township Eve and
range five; also twenty-five acres in the south
east corner Of the northeast quarter of sec.
tion nineteen township FIVE and range FIVE;
also one hundred and twenty acres in section
twenty township five and range five, being the
southeast quarter, except tho .southWestquar-
tersof said southeast quarter. being. in all
hs7r,d nd 4rr-o r.QO
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New Photograph Gallery!

THE subscriber respectfully informs the
i residents Of this county that he has cree
ted a1sass, .ssls
P HOT0G RAPH GALLERY.
and is now preparedtc take Ambrotypes.
photographs and Copies from other
'Pictures. Do not fail to give me call at
the Gallery, West corner of Minsterman's
Hotel, sss ss n
bkE Perfect satisfaction, gaaranteed.es
lune4Y. WM. sCHEUFELE.
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EXGELsIoRl !
CHAsTELLAR's
HAIR EXTERMINAT0Ri1
For Removing superhuous Hair.

FOR RemoVlng SuperHuous Half.
To the ladies especially, this Invaluable
depilatory recommends Itself as being an
almost indispensable article to female beauty,
is easily applied. does not burn or injure the
skin, but acts directly on the roots, It is
warranted to remove superfuous hair from.
low foreheads, or from any part Of the body,
completely, totally and radically extirpating
the same, leaving the skin soft, smooth and
natural. This is the only article used by
the French, and is the only real efectual
in existence. Price rs cents per
package, sent, postpaid to any address, on
receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS & CO., Chemists,
feb12lY. 285 River ST., Troy. N. Y. 8
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81. SssJ %. u " E N Is ssias
KID GLOVE CLEsNER.
Established u Years.

sssThis article has been used in Paris for ma
ny years, and is what the msnufsciurersl OF
gloves use to impart to. them their delicate
finish after they hare left the, hands Of the
sewers. It was Introduced into this country
over IL years ago, and Is at this day the only
REALrY eooD KID GLova CIEAkET.. It Is per-
fectly inoderchs. and the glove can be clean
ed with It while upon the hand, and worn
immediately. One bottle costing S5 cents
will clean 35 pairsi thus for one cent q pair,
any lady can clean her gloves in q few mo-
ments and have them looking like new
Mostsdealers IN Fancy Goods keep It for sale,
but whenthey do not and viii not send for
it. ladies may club together for dozen bot
ties and send US 50. so, and we viii send
them the dozen pscaed inss wooden box
This is ouT lowest wholesale price to dealers.
Address, 80 ss4aR3s
J0UvEN's KID GLOVE cLBANER,
Depot, 6a Fulton Street, New York.
dec4m6.
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LAU GH LIN.S
OLD HOME BITTERS


e.. Cures Dyspepsia without Fail.
Laughlin's Old Home Bitters.
Cures Sick Stomach.
Laughlin's Old Home Bitters,
Cures Cramps and Pains.
Laughlin's Old Home Bitters,
Cures Indigestion. 8et
Laughlin's Old Home Bitters,
Regulates the Stomach.
OF all Vegetable Compounds this tonic il
the most agreeable, and AT the same time
most efectual. And il is the most popular
Because it combines pure stimuiant, with
the most approved medical aromatic.
Laughlin's Old Home Bitters,
Gives you an Appetite.
Laughlin's Old Home Bitters,
Gives you Strength. e
Laughliu's Old Home Bitters,
Relieves Dyspeptics.
Laughiin's Old Home Bitters,
Has Never Failed.
Laughlin's Old Home Bitters, i
Does as we Say.
1t is warranted to do all we claim for II. and
we can furnish certificates and testimonials
of It's virtues, in any number. It will relieve
distress from food, correct acidity of the
Stomach. 1t not only creates an Appetite, but
enables you to easily digest your food. Il
is an invaluable friend to all who are weak
and debi litated, or in low state of health.
e Use Laughlin's Old Home Bitters.
Use Laughlin's Old Home Bitters.
Use Laughlin's Old Home Bitters.
Use Laughlin,s Old Home Bitters.
Use Laughlin's Old Home Bitters.
1t has no equal as Remedial Agent. There
is not Medicine so certain. speedy and in
fallible in its action. We say this vithou
any hesitation, and can at any time prove We
only publish the facts. /
Sold everywhere by Dealers.
LAUGHLIN, SMITH & CO.,
Druggists, Wheeling, West Virginia,
mch26m6. Sole Pseprietors.
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1851 New Arrangement. 1867
Regular Wheeling and Cincinnati
PASSENGER PACKET.

The new large splendid side-wheel Passenger
s. Steamer,
POT OMAC.
Capt. CHAs. MUHLEMAE.. CHRIS YoUHG, elk.
tys8xssA The P OF 0 M A Gwas built
sstE6 expressly for this trade, and will
leave Wheeling every Tuesday
a. o'clock p. m. Returning, leaves Cincin-
nati every Friday at PM 5sra ssgs.s
A fair share Of the public patronage re-
specifically solicited.
8 BOOTH, BATTELLE & co.
fehl4m6. .azca ri3 = aaiss agents.
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MONROE MUTUAL. INSURANCE COMPANY
WooDsFIEL Id, oHIos os9ss
or NIzED I'm 1e5a.
Office Two doors South Of the Court House
This Company Premium Notes secured BY first lien on
of ss5
& O O , O O o.


Detached Farm Buildings
similar hazard 1t is the chief large
being
to settle all losses promptly and fairly and in soliciting
that by
its policy holders and cheaper than other
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T. KoEHLER, ISAAC WELSH, R. MORRIS H G. KoTzEnuE
q. T. JUDKN JOHN NJ RowND DIEH G. H DayENpoRT
JOIN S.
OFFGCERs:I IS l5f3 19a
3 Hull President f KoEHLER, Treasurer JOHN WAY Seca,
Eg W HoLIsrRR. Travelling Agent s8ss5o
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EXCELSIOR!
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ISAIAH WINLAND, :.
uly2w6. by Hunter s. Hunter, Att,ys.
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HALLS
VEGETABLE SICILIAN
HAIR RENE WER.

II IS an entirely new scientific discovery, combining
many of the most powerful and restorative agents
in the vegetable kingdom.
We have such confidence in its merits, and are
so sure it will do all we claim for it, that we offer
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PROSPECTUS
OF THE
CHRISTIAN NEIGHBOR,

GOD willing, shall cause to be pub
W hshed, at place, time and price
hereafter determined upon, Weekly
Paper, with the above style and title.
The general object of tho publication
will be the maintenance of the Christian
Scriptures as the standard Of right, in ali
questions which involve morality, whether
these questions appertain to man indivi-
dually or collectively, and whether arising
from his relation to God or his neighbor.
Enjolning conscientious obedience to all
the ordinances of civil government not in
conflict with the law of God, the CHRIS
TIAN NEIGHBOR will be an unequivocal
advocate OF Christianity as opposed to war.
While neither politics nor other inconge-
NAL matter shall in any wise alloy; yet the
principles of Christianity will be applied
to all matters, 80 far as they involve moral
principle. Politics shall be excluded from
religion, yet the former shall not be ex-
empt from the application of the latter.
Identified with the Methodist Episcopal
Church, South, whose authority under God
ls paramount with me, AID holding the
principles announced, the NEIGHBOR is
offered as medium of advocacy of all the
interests of Christianity in that branch Of
the Church, and also as an agency for en-
larging and establishing in other churches,
and in the regions beyond, that Kingdom
Of Christ (which is not of this world.''
desire to ascertain, through the agency
OF all who will 30 far interest themselves,
what number OF subscribers (name, post
Office, County and State may be reck-
oned in the beginning; the price governed
by size'of sheet for six or twelve months
to be Forthcoming on the reception of the
first number. Let all communications be
addressed SIDI II. BROWNE.
July IL Marion G. H., s. G.
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INDUSTRIAL AssOCIATION.

VlHE Ladies of the Industrial Associa-
Il ton would inform the public gene
rally that they have rented the store on
tn, the GO corner of Richardson and Lady streets,
hand a full supply of READY MADE
CLOTHING, of all descriptions. Please
call and examine the articles which they
have now ready for sale. Some one will
always be found ready to exhibit the
ready-made garments and to receive orders
from those who may wish to have work
done neatly and promptly. Strangers
visiting the city will be pleased to give
them O call.
They would take this opportunity of re-
turning their thanks to the citizens for
their former patronage, and solicit con-
tinuance Of the same.
Their books are constantly open for those
who may be desirous Of aiding the cause
by becoming members OF this Association.
Membership only One Dollar
The object Of this Association is to fur
nish constant employment for those who,
having been impoverished by the war,
now depend on the needle for daily bread.
Does not such an object commend itself to
the hearts of our citizens. June 80
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS:

IN EQ UITH-U UNION DISTRICT.
Joseph Whitmire and others, creditors of
John II: Il. Giles, vs. James T. Douglas
and wife.-BU to Marshal Assets.
DURSUANT to q decretal order of his
IL Honor Chancellor Carroll in this case,
the creditors Of John r. R. Giles, deceased,
late OF Union District, s. c., are required
to render on oath and establish their de-
mands before me, by the first day Of Octo-
Der next. VIM. MUNRO.
Commissioner in Equity Union Dist.
Union G. H., S. c., June 20, 1867.
June % tto1
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The AbbeVllle Banner

It's published every Wednesday morning,
Il at Abbeville, 8. C., at So a year, in ad.
vance. It is now in the twenty-third year
of its publication, and embraces within the
limits of it's circulation good portion of
the agricultural and mineral region of
Western South Carolina. Business men OF
every class will find in it's columns an ex-
cellent agent for bringing their business
before the public. Advertisements inserted
at 81 per square for the first insertion, and
fifty cents for each subsequent one, for n
less time than three months. A liberal
deduction from these rates will be made
in favor of those who advertise for three,
six or twelve months, with the privilege OF
changing as often as desired.
NJ. NJ. & w. w. FARROW,
July 81 Proprietors.
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A Southern Invention.
G II A Y'S PATE T.
Labor-Saving Iron Screw
Cotton Press !!

The latest and by far the most
perfect COTTON SCREW yet
invented. With one mule, a
heavy bale can be easily packed.
Send for a descriptive and
price list to
G. X. HUGER,
Gen'l Agent for the State,
73 East Bay, Charleston, s. G.
Or to
FISHER & LOWRANCE.
Agents, Main street,
Columbia, s. G.
ALSO,
Railway and Steamboat Sup
plies, Portable and Stationary
Engines, Saw Gins, Grist Mills,
Bark Mills, Horse Powers, Reap
ers, Threshers, Beltings, Oils,
Iron, Steel, Wilder's Fire-proof
Safes. Platform and Counter
Scales. For sale by
G.. X. HUGER,
IS East Bay, Charleston, s. G.
June 30 mw3mo
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A young man, from Vermont, who
went out on sailing party, last
week, and became victim to sea-
sickness, describes the sensation thus
'"The first hour L was afraid I should
die, and the second I was afraid
shouldn't" He had about the right
idea of it,"
An elderly maiden, who had suf-
fered some disappointment, thus de-
fines the human race: "Man-a con-
glomerate mass of hair, tobacco
smoke, confusion. conceit and calf
skin. Woman-the waiter on the
aforesaid"
'That's pretty little bird, grand
ma," said little boy.
Yes. replied the old dame. "and
'That's because he's never washed {"
rejoined the boy.
Why is q pretty lady like a loco
motive engine? Don't give it up-
there are plenty of reasons. She
sends off the sparks, transports the
mails, lmales, has train following
her, and passes over the plain. o