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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

The new Commissioner of Agriculture has in
trodueed novel system in his department.
Instead of rotation in Office he is trying reduc-
ton. Instead of rewardng all his friends with
fat sinecures, he purposes discharging all I'M
necessary subordnates aud retaining no more
than are required to do the work. This IS
setting q superb example to the heads oil
bureaus. Who comes nextP
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

1t was announced at a meeting of the share
holders and directors of the Atlantic Telegraph
Company, held in London on the Sd instant,
that the gross average receipts were now about
Il, 900 a day, or GAO a day more than at this
time last wear. So much for reducing the tolls.
We have little doubt that under the new tariif
which has justygone into operation there Will
be a corresponding improvement in the next
holance-Sheet
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17
Music

Ole Bull, who arrived here last week by the
Dssa is about making Western tour under the manage
OF his former agent Mr. r. widows He viii begin
his Performances In Chicago, and will play New York
IN the OF about months Many OF readers
30 doubt entertain recollection Of the extraordinary en-
thusabm which the famous yiOnist created his first
VISIT 10 America Ia 1913 He has been here several times
since thon and once managed the italian Opera In New
Of Mnsa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

We learn that the Brooklyn Common Council
have consented to the running of the steam
trains of the Southside Railroad as far into the
city as Montrose-ave., at Bushwick Creek. This
will be a great accommodation to the many
thousands who live or desire to live IN the
rcmote villages of Long Island
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

A SQUARE OFFER.-WhO takes the money
r Woor SlOO any will open bis oee to the POO
aud remedy except PAIN PANT and viii remove plh
lmmssis persons in 100 Who apply He also offers ~ zoo more
.pv rsoa remedy ths contains usrc0te ofag th
v eudye pain the body nbS internal external from
gh frost bite neuralgia aeuhac az knG Of psn
including the hopeless OF paralysis as quck
peu1sneny and Is harmless as PAiN PANT ne has
800 the Howard Mission IN New boWy
benefit Of homeless children these parties Who maze
ard sell Cayenne ami Turpeun Lniments Ps &c continue 70 al
PAS week until the ls Of May 1865 The olOs
doubled the ssles Of this wonderful Remedy Il
coming day tes PAIN PAINT Zee charge a. 40 nv
Cshsn sluse No % Myrtle BrOOkyu No 50 Winter
n Roou PAX P4ISr times faster Druggists than
Remedy snd ST. and pint bottles 10 they
Dr. WgLCOrT the WeknOWn prOprei0 Of
a.. Remedy o sh and colds In The head the Annh.
a. winch syeryWhee Is cents 80 and full pnis per bot
to none eIeepn white outside walpe p WOLC"f
bs occupied his Oce al No 40 Casinansquaie ~ neti t
fesbe. and Is afraid 30 test his Remedies
nf cost u satisfaction OF every one including ne moss
eminent physicians use fAN
r bail athe hest remedial agent ever dsooteIe
present their diplomas receive samples AZ ~ ' WIZ Jaw
.sr@Nf
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17
aemq1ork 1aiIp Grib1rtte.
TUESDAY. DECEMBER II, 1867.
TERMS OF THE TRIBUNE.

DAILY TRIBUNE. Mail Subscribers. $40 per annuri.
Sr,u.WEEK1Y TRIBUNE. Mail Subscribers. "a per an
WRyK1,Y TRIBUNE, Mail Subscribers, 81 per annum
Advertising Rates.
DIuY TRIBUNE. 25c. Soc, 4Oc, 6Oc' and 81 per hne
Sr,T-WErKIY TRIBUNE, 25 and 80 cents per line.
WEEKLY TRIBUNE, 81 so and 81 per line.
According to position in the paper
Terms cash in advance
Address, TIE TRIBUNE. New-YorE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

Official returns from all but seven small dis
tricts in South Carolina have been received
and show beyond doubt that majority OF the
registered electors have voted on the Conyen-
ton question, and therefore the Convention is
a GNn1 facf
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

Mrs. L. Cady Stanton and Miss Susan b. Anthony
propose staring a newspaper devoted TO the cause
Of woman. especially those who earn a living by
do;no a mans work for half mans pay. The new
ionrna is to he called The RerOaiion, and to DO pun
lshed at No. 81 Park-rOw.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17
TO ADVERTISERS.

THE TRIBUNE ALMANAC for 1868 will con-
tain limited number of advertisements It's sale IS
enormous and advertisers find it valuable medium
through which TO reach all classes Price per page 800
advertisements should DO sent IN Immediately.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

st. Thomas is to be purchased "to give us
foothold in the Gulf Recent events indicate
that our foothold is likely to he shaky, though
there is fair chance that we may have place
ia the Gulf i'm downright earnest. ,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

The election for and against the Texas Re
construction Convention and for delegates
thereto will be held on the last Monday III
January, 1863. The whole number OF delegates
(OO will be selected from the Unties III pro-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17
10 CORRESPONDENTS.

No notice Anonymous Communication Whatever
authenticated by the address
RsSssArT for publication bu a. guaranty bT
his good faith :, =, -.
uNK. Hevfork
We ssan,t undertake % rejected osnnsaeAi'uA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

The new Commissioner of Agriculture iior-
ace Capron, has made one good move; he aUol'
ished the National Seed Store.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17
OBITUARY.
nc ypv Dn. CHESTER DEWEY,

rHr REV. DIR. CHESTER DEWEY: n.
RocursTEp. n. Y, Dec. l6-The Rev. Ut.
ch,r nevsv Professor OF Chemistry In the Uniyers,y
of this city, and Distinguished ia centiuc Circles uers
last night in this city. at tho age OF ~ years "'
will take place on Wednesday astofnvG'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

business never was more prosperous. Is con
sentence the Asphaltum Kingdom must be re-
cei,ng large additions 10 It's population.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

I know that soma With eBVf swell.
Because PALS PANT eli druggists SELL
They try % 90 tie peoples ears
With lying venom, seuseless fears
Newspapers tbey have sought Of lste
TO publish malice show their bate.
Tolks found no Honey IN their Comb,
"a lie. ike chickens rOusf Al home.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

The Remarkable Properties OF Browns
soycuIr TRocaE thoroughly tested neefr introduced
To. aeusa o steadily increased aud purely upon their owa
merits they have with Oss who from Pulmonary, Bron
e or Aslhm.te complaints require eu FOR Coughs aud Gods
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

!. 4 GREAT OFFER FOR THE HOLIDAYs.-HOR-
1cs ArEEs 43l Broadway will dispose Of 100 ffANs
t0DyON. Of SIX superior makers sud tt one hn
c.h sod the balance monthly smeB for rent aud rent money
IL Il nh.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17
TuF WATFR COLOR SOCIETY.

. he w Alfk OOl|Oh CONlEt
The usg bulgug Water Color Painting TO
public, sl eliminate FRIDAY NEXT
g. s eynon o vegylrge aud beautiful collection Of native and
5ag taes Among former worts by some 81 tht most
NeNYOrk Artists and Of the latter class specimens Of
aoacr zen Philip W Hau Turner and others equally prominent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

PAINTINGS AT AUCTION.
The ute Collection Of works by the Artist Fuud Society will he
ssd al, SATURDAY 2 inst a O'Clock ca with caA
sns At TIE galleries LEAvTI srREBEGH Co., MercH
A Iahrsrv At
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

CHAPPED HANDS AND FACE, SORE LIPS, &c,
e,t a, o,os b the use Of EGKMANs CE GLNcE
ySE Eseps the hands coolest weather See that gel
th~ genuine. Sold by druggiSts
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-12-17

AT EVERDELL's CARD DEPOT No. 3O2 BROAD
WAY LAEOcax JOrBKRr Co.'S Ses Psrs Wedding ana Fsg Oa
f,r the HOLIDAYS. lost rrrsyed.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02
MAIL ROUTES.

CHICAGO AND EASTERN MAII,-a,,;va,
700 A. NJ. and 5:30P. NJ. Closes at sac A NJ
and 500 P. NJ. '
PORT BYRON MAILrvia WATERFOWL. Ham,,
ton, Rapids City, Port Byron and Cordovs. ar
rives at sos A. NJ. Closes Ais P. M.
DAVENPORT, IOWA, MAIL-arriyes at 7:2oA
M. and PM. Closes at 6:30A. NJ. and PM
oQuAWKA MAIL-via Camden Mills, Andalu
sla, Edgington, Hamlet, Perryton, Aledo, High
Point, New Boston, Keithsburg, Oquawka, to
oquawka Junction, (Sagetown), leaves daily at
A. M, and arrives at $50 p. NJ. Mail mat
ter for Pleasant Ridge, Hazlitt, Buffalo Prairie.
Illinois City, Drury, Copper Creek, &C., &c,
goes by this route.
MONMOUTH MAIL-via Preemptiou Suez vi
ola, North Henderson, Spring Grove, and Mon
mouth to MacOmb, leaves Wednesday and Sat
urday at A. NJ, and arrives Tuesday and Fri
day at p. NJ. Millersburg and Richlapd
Grove supplied by this route.
CENTRE RIDGE MAIL-via Rural and Centre
Ridge, to Oxford and Galesburg, leaves We'd
nesday and Saturday at S A M, and arrives
Tuesday and Friday at ?. NJ.
COAL VALLEY MAIL-(by cars) daily. leaves
between and s A. ~, returning at about 5
Pm
| CAMBRIDGE MAIL-via Coal Valley, Pennsvl-
vania, Orion and Andover to Cambridge, leaves
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at A. NJ
| returning Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, al
| 5P M.
Office hours from A. NJ. to p. N.
| Sundays, open from 9 to 10 M.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02
SINGER'S
New Family Machine,

Which has been over ten years in preparation
and which has been brought to perfection regard
less Of time, labor or expense, is now conf
IDENTIFY presented to the public as incomparably
the best sewing machine in existence.
The machine in question is simple, compact,
durable and beautiful. 1t is quiet, light-runnng,
and capable of performing range and variety of
work never before attempted upon single ma
chine - using either silk. twist linen cotton
thread, and sewing with equal facility the very
finest and coarsest Of materials, and anything be-
tween the two extremes, in the most beautiful and
substantial manner. Its attachments for hem,
ming, braiding, cording, tucking, quilting, fel.
ling, trimming, binding, &C., are novel and prac-
teal, and have been invented and adjusted espe.
cially for this machine.
New designs of the unique, useful and popular
Folding Tops and Cabinet cases peculiar to the
machines manufactured by this company have
been prepared for enclosing the new machine
These are gotten up in every variety of wood,
such as black walnut, mahogany, rosewood, and
the like, and from the plainest to the most ella.
borate pattern and fnish,-the machines them
selves being more or less highly ornamented, to
correspond with the cabinets or tables for which
they are intended.
JAMES BOLTON.
General Northwestern Agent, so Clark ST., Chi
go, under the Sherman House.
w. II. NORRIS,
dec22dwtf. Agent Rock Island.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02

All trains directly through to New York,
w. AGO MILES, without change of coaches.
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REA & BOvINGDON,
URBhkA, champaIgn Co., IIno,

REFERENCES
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Clerk champaign Cor m. O. o. Alexander, CHI Cir g.
Champaisn, Co.. H. g. W. Kennard Co. Treas. ChAmpatSn
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casnnehan. champHien Co, m, Hna o-E Gfiles -
Champaign c., H.. Col r. H. Scdine. Deputy Ass IN Pc
NJ D. Coffin Homer H., LSckie Sellers. Dt1t usesA
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The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02

FROM BUFFALo-By. New York Time from
Depot, corner Exchange and Michigan streets.
5:45 A. NJ. NEW YORK DAY EXPRESS, (Sun-
days excepted.) Stops at Hornersville 9:03
A. NJ. (Bkft.) Susquehanna PIT p. NJ. Dine
Turner's 7:55 p NJ, (Sup.,l and arrives in
New York at 1880 Z. Nj. Connects at Great
Bend with Delaware, Lackawanna and Yves
tern Railroad, at Jersey City with midnight
Express. Train of New Jersey Railroad for
Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington.
500 A. NJ. EMPRESS MAIL, via. Avon and
HorneEsville daily except Sundays.) Ar
rives in New York at ZOO A. M. Connects
at Elmira with the Northern Central Rail-
| road for Harrisburg, Philadelphia, Baltimore,
Washing ton, and points south.
| 2:20 p. NJ. LIGHTNING EMPRESS, Sundays
excepted. Stops at Hornelsville 5:25 p. NJ.
(Sup. J, and arrives in New York 700 A. NJ.
Connects at Jersey City with Morning Ex-
| : press Train Of New Jersey Railroad for Bal
| timore and Washington, and at New York
with Morning Express Train for Boston and
\ New England Cities.
| e1o !. IN. NEW YORK NIGHT ExEr"ss, daily.
Stops at Portage s:55 Z. ID. (Sup.,) intersec-
ting at Horncllsville with the AIS P. M
| train from Dunkirk and arrives in New York
at 1890 P. NJ.
| II:2U 7. NJ. CINCINNATI EXPRESS, daily, Tex.
cept Sundays.) Stops at Susquehanna &c
| A. M, (Bkft,} Turner's i:l0 p N dime,
| and arrives in New York at 1925 P. NJ. Con
meets at Emra with Northern Central Rail.
I
Washington and points south, at Great Benz
| sz with Delaware, Lackawanna and Western
Railroad for Scranton, Trenton and Phila
| delphia, and at New York with Afternoon
4 e trains and steamers for Boston and New
| England Cities. gfiJ sajees4 * " =
. Only one train east on Sunday, leaving Buffalo
| at CLIO P. NJ, and reaching New York at 12;S'
P. M. .Fy.
Boston and New England passen gers, with thei'
baggage, are transferred free o. ehoTse IN ne"
re 20 pleasure travellers the line Of the Erie
Railway presents many objects OF interest pas
| sing through the beautiful valleys of the Che
munp. sus9uehanna, Delaware and Ramapo riy-
i ers an ever changing panoratna of nature beau
I ties commands attention. Dt-
| : Tho hest ventilated and most Injurious sleep
inc coaches re- IN tn e " ORLD -eeN &C
company ali night trains on this railway.
BAGGAGE CHECKED THROUGH,
Amd fare atooys as ioo as BY any other Rous,
1 Hs- Ask for Tickets via. Erie Railway, " hicl
can be obtained at all the Principal Ticket Office
l in the West and Southwest. ssszasaa ,ssa9B
H RIDDLE, W06. u. BARX
q. LED Gent Sup't Geal Pass Az,
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FIVE DOLLAR EsGRAvIses.

Any person who pays Five Dollars shall re-
ceive the large and splendid steel plate of
1.-THE MARRIAGE OF PoCAHONTAS,"
and Five Certificates of Stock, emitting them to
Five Presents.
The Engravings and Certificates viii be deliv-
cred to each subscriber at Local Agencies, or
sent by mail, post paid or express,a s may be ord
cred.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02

The Association have appointed as Receivers,
Messrs.- George A. Cooke d Co.. 80 South Third
street, Philadelphia whose well known integrity
and business experience will be a sufficient guar
antee that the money intrusted to them will be
promptly applied to the purpose stated
NA8 PHnADELPHIA, Pa May 20, 1867.
To the Officers and Members of the Washington
Library Co., N. S. Read, Secretary.
Gentlemen-On receipt of your favor of the
18th inst, notifying US of our appointment as
Receivers for your Company, we took the liberty
to submit q copy of your charter, with plan of
your enterprise to. eminent legal authority, and
having received his favorable opinion in regard
to its legality, and sympathizing with the bene-
VIOLENT object of your Association, Wis: the edu-
cation and maintenance of the orphan children
of our soldiers and sailors of the Riverside In
stitute have concluded to accept the trust, and
to use our best efforts to promote so worthy an
object. Respectfully, yours, DC,
GEO. A. COOKE & co.
Address all letters and orders to
GEO. A. COOKE & CO., BANKERS.
80 South Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Receivers for the Washington Library Co.
DEV0E & CHAMPION,
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How to Obtain Shares and En-
CRAVINGS.
TILE RIvERsIDE INsTITUTE.

Situate at Riverside, Burlington county, New
Jersey, is founded for the purpose of gratuiteus-
ly educating the of deceased Soldiers and
Seamen of the United States.
The Board of Trustees consists of the follow
ing well known citizens of Pennsylvania and
New Jersey:
Hon. William B. Mann, District Attorney, Phila-
delPhia, Pa. 85a
Hon. Lewis r. Broomall, ExChief Conner Z. s.
Mint, and Recorder of Deeds, Philadelphia
Hon. James NJ. Scovel, New Jersey.
Hon. W W Ware, New Jersey.
kenny German, Esq, Agent Adams Express
Philadelphia Pa.
]. E. Coe, Esq, of Joy, Ooe & Co., Philadelphia
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02

All trains run directly through to New York,
Vs. AGO MILES, without change of coaches.
From and after UG UST Goth, 1887, Trains
will leave in connection with all Western lines,
follows: zeE %
7:30 A. NJ. EXPRESS NAIL, from Dunkirk, dali
ly Except Sundays) Stops at Salamanca
1000 A. NJ. land connects at Hornellsville and
Corning with the 500 A. NJ. Express Mail
from Buffalo, and arrives in New York at
700 A. NJ.
2:35 p. NJ. LIGHTNING EXPRESS, from Sal
amanca, Sundays excepted,) Stops at Hor-
neIlsville 5:25 7. NJ, (sup.) intersecting with
the 2:20 p. NJ. train from Buffalo, and ar
rives in New York at 700 A. NJ.
Ais p. M.NEW YORK NIGHT EXPRESS, from
Dunkirk, daily Except Sundays.) Stops at
Salamanca sos p. M, 0lean 7:35 p. NJ. [sup)
Turner's 9:56 A. NJ. (Bkft) and arrives in
New York at 1890 p. NJ, connecting with
Afternoon Trains and Steamers for Boston
and New England Cities.
$50 p. M. CINCINNATI EXPRESS, from Dun
kirk Sundays excepted). Stops At Sala-
manca II:55 p. NJ, and connects at Hornells-
vile with the 1920 p. NJ. train from Buffalo,
arriving in New York 3:25 P. NJ.
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RAILROADS..
u - =.

CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND PACIFIC.
GOING EAST.
Day Express and Mail, at.......-........ 20 AM
Night Express, at. 90 P M
Express Freight, at .....................6 90 p NJ
Way Freight, at.............. .......9 90 AM
GOING WEST.
Passenger trains leave at 100 A NJ and $50 P. NJ
Freight trains leave at $50 A. NJ. and 2 p. NJ.
STERLING AND ROCK ISLAND.
Leaves for Port Byron at........ Sos A. NJ
and 5:45 z. NJ.
Arrives from Port Byron at...... ...... sos A. NJ
ROCK ISLAND AND PEORIA.
Leaves for Coal Valley at about NJ and 2 N
Arrives from Coal Valley at IL A. ". and 5 P. NJ
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02

Total value of Premiums. .s9s U1
Dan - Gardner, Rob. Peacock, a Hammill q Satclell
GRrrs AT the request of Messrs. EEA Bovine
DON OF city, have made examination of the
property contained In the foregoing schedule and hay
valued the at the prices set opposite the resPec-
tive articles. Very Respectfully,
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1867-10-02

TREASURY DEPARTMENT, Washington, d. c.,
April Is, 1867. Office of Internal Revenue -
Hoying received satisfactory evidence that the
proceeds of the enterprise conducted by the
Washington Library Company will be devoted to
charitable purposes, permission is hereby granted
to said company to conduct such enterprise ex-
empt from all charge, whether from special tax
other duty.
EA ROLLINS, Commissioner
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LIFB in A PILL BOX.
EXTRAORDINARY EFFECTS FROM
MACCIEL'S
ANTI BILIOUS PILLS I!
ONE PILL IN DOSE,
ONE PILLIN A DOSE.
ONE PILL I'm A DOSE

What one hundred letters day say from pa
tients all over the habitable Globe!
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JOS. PARK,
ELI HALBERSThBT,

"Messrs. Rca = Boyingdon's Grand Distribation o.
valuable real estate and personal property, VIII be
made at Urbana, on the I'd day of September, nox!
when the holders OF lucky numbers VIII draw soineo
the most magnificent prizes offered in similar
drawing. That the public may he assured thai this. en-
terprse becondncted In good faith IT n ony neces
sary to the long list OF references all OF whom
have long been known and honored in this county az
men strict prebity ana whose Recommendation 10
sufficient qne all doubt and satisfy every one In this
coInmunity.-Champsign Union and Gazette, May L
1857. t44s1
The drawing viii take place at the Court House n
trbana. Champaign Co.. Illinois. September the mo-
1871 under the supervision of a board Of managers
ana by snterested committee selected for that pur
pose. ~.
Good and Reliable Agents Wanted!
In every county in this and adjoining States Agents
allowed ten per cent commission on all sales Of lice.
cts. All orders by Nal amounting to Ten Dollars or
less may be sent by Mail at our risk, larger sums
should be sent by Draft p O. order All orders for
to
DrA RpnuTNrnON
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1867-10-04
Varieties.

A fresh covering is wanted for the bells
that have peeled.
Basin notwithstanding to reward the
steward after very stormy passage
Advice to Husbands. How to make
home happy" Go of somewhere.
People who marry are called plucky; but,
after all. it Is doing things by halves No
body dares it alone
8. Breyet Rev. Olympia Browne which
we find in a Western paper, Is good
A ono-legged miller is at once a miller and
a hopper
When does donkey prefe- to eat this
ties rather than hay? When he Is Jlck-
ass.
Alderman Ms notions of bank d.
rector - One who oyerlooks the accounts.
As the quickest way to make a fortune,
a contemporary suggests marrying fashion
able Young lady and selling her clothes
Young America gets so drunk and disor-
DERBY in Paris, that to become sot is styled
being Americanlsed.
Chicago lawyers talk Of making discount
on diyorcc-fees when large number OF
bills are wanted in one family.
Yitals kaked here " is the horrible an
nouncement placarded in the window OF a
New-York clearinghouse.
With young women 81 WON'T often means
81 will Only get hang Of the paradox
and it is as clear az daylight. 1t isn't sale
however, for the dears to wont Il too much
after thirty Boston Por.
A countryman walking along the streets OF
New York found his progress stopped by
board fence across the street. "N hat Is that
for ?'' said he to person IN the street 80,
that's to stop the cholera AYE, l have
often heard Of the board Of health, but
never saw one before
Young ladies Going to make a howor
bed here. Smithers? Why, it'll quite spoil
our croquet ground - Gardener: well,
that's yer pas orders, Miss. He'll have It
laid out for 'Orticultur, not for 'Usbandry
Let no gentleman ever quarrel with
woman. II you arc in trouble with her, re-
treat. If she abuses you, be silent. Ii she
tear your cloak off, give her your coat. II
she box your ears. bow. II she tear your
eyes out, feel your way to the do0r-but tY