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AFFLICTED!
Suffer no More :

When by the use of DR. JOINVILLE'S
ELIXIR you can be cured permanently, aud
at a trfing cost.
The astonishing success which has attend
ed this Inva luable medicine for PHYSICAL and
Nervous Weakness, General Debility and
Prostration, Loss of Muscular Energy, I'm.
potency, or any of the consequences of youth
tul lndIscretlon, renders II the most valua bic
preparation ever discovered
1T will remove all nervous affections. de-
preston, excitement, incapacity TO study or
business, loss of memory, confusion, though
of sef-destruction, fears of insanity. &c. 1t
will restore the appetite, renew the health
of those who have destroyed it by sensual
excess or evil practices.
Young Men, be humbuged no moro by
"Quack Doctors" and ignorant practition-
ers, but send without delay for the Elixir,
and be at once restored to health and happi-
ness. A Perfect Cure is Guaranteed in ev.
cry instance. Price 81, or four bottles to
one address. So.
One bottle is sufficient to effect a cure in
ALSO, DIR. JOINVILLE'S SPECIFIC
PILLS, tor the speedy and permanent cure
OF Gonnorrhea, Gleel, Urethral Discharges,
Gravel, Structure, and all affections of the
Kidneys and Bladder. Cures affected in
from one to five days. They are prepared
from vegetable extracts that are harmless on
the system, and never nauseate the stomach
or lmpresnate the breath. No change of diet
Is necessary whine using them, nor does their
action IN any manner interfere with business
pursuits. Price, 81 per box.
Either of the above mentioned articles will
be sent to any address, closely sealed, and
postpaid, by mail or express, on receipt of
price. Address all orders to
BERGER, SHUTS & Co, Chemists,
No. 2s5 River Street, Troy, N. Y.
Feb. ID, ls67.-ly.
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Station foot OF Liberty street. Pier Is North Revr
CoNNECTIoNS-W WESTWARD
The MAIL TRAIN from New York con-
meets at MANUNKA CHUNK with the
train leaving Philadelphia (Kensingion De-
poi) al 7.30 a. m, and at Great Bend with
the Express Mail train on the Erie Railway
with sleeping car attached, stopping at II
the principal stations on the road, and arriy-
ing at Buffa 10 at Is a. M
The PASSENGER TRAIN from Scran.
ton connects at Great Bend with through
trains going West and East on the Erie Rail-
way. arriving al Buffalo at LIS a. m, and at
Salamanca at 1900 m.
CONNECTIoNS-EAST
The MAIL TRAIN from Great Bend con-
meets there with the Cincinnati Express
Train on the Erie Railroad from the West !;
at Msnunka Chunk with train from Phila-
deIphia. Easron, Trenton, and intermediate
stations arriving in Philadelphia at 6.30 p.
IN. and at New Hampton with a train for
Easion, Bethlehem, Allentown, Reading and
Harrisburg, arriving at the latter place at
8 30 p. IN.
CONNECTIONS AT SCRANTON are
made with trains to and from all stations on
the Lackawanna and Bloomsbury Railroad,
and on the Delaware and Hudson Canal Co. S
Railroad, Time Tables of which roads are
printed below.
WATTS COOKE, Superintendent.
X. A. HENRY, General Ticket Agent
January A. IS66.-1y.
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BEAUTY!

Auburn, Golden, Flaxen G. Silken Curls,
DRODUCED by the use of Prof DEB
Il REUX' FRISER LA CHEVEUX-
One application is warranted to curl the
most straight and stubborn hair of either
sex into wavy ringlets or heavy massive
curls. Has been used by The fashonables of
Paris and London, with the most gratifying
results. DOES no injury to the hair. Price
by mail, sealed and post paid. 81. Descrip-
tive Circulars mailed free. Address BER-
LE0, SHUTS q CO., Chemists, No. 2e5
River St, n. y, Svle Agents for the United
otates Feb. Ia, 1867 -1y.
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Reparator Capilli.

Throw away your false frizzes, your switch
es, your wig
Destructive of comfort, and not worth fig !;
Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and
far,
And rejuice in your own luxuriant hair.
REPAPATOR CAPILLL
For restoring hair upon bald heads (fro,n
whaie,er cause it may have fallen ouO and
forcing growth of hair upon the face, it
has no equal. 1t Will force the beard to
grow upon the smoothest face in from five 10
eight weeks, or hair upon bald heads in from
two TO three months. A few ignorant prac-
titioners have asserted that there is nothing
that Will force or hasten the growth of the
hair or beard. Their assertains are false, as
thousands of living witnesses Orom their
own experience) can. bear witness. But
many will say, how are we 10 distinguish
the genuine from the spurious! 1t certainly
Is difficult, as nine-tenths of the different
Preparations advertised for the hair and
beard are entirely worthless, and YOU NAV
have already thrown away large amounts in
their purchase. To such we would saw, try
the Reenrator CapillI; it will cost you moth
ing unless it fully comes up to our represen.
tons 1t your Druggist does not keep it
send us one dollar and we will forward it
postpaid, together with receipt for The mo-
ney. which will be returned you on applica
tIon, providing eht:re satisfaction is not Civ.
en-. Address,
w. L. CLARK g. CO.. Chemists,
No. West Fayette Street, Syracuse, Y. Y
Feb. Ia, 1S67.-ly.
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Brown & Keller,
DEALERS IN
Clocks, Watches, JeweIry, Silver
Ware, Plated Ware, Books,
Stationery. Wall Paper,
Notions, &C.. &C.,

They have recently purchased "MEL-
NK'S OLD STAND" and with increased
facilities for business, and a determine ton
TO please, feel justified in asking the con-
tInued patronage of the old customers of this
establishment. In constant communication
with Importers in New York and PBILA-
DELPHIA, and in possession of pe culiar ad-
Santages IN this respect, they are prepared
to sell CLOCKS, WATCHES g. JEW
ELRY, OF superior make and fDi ish as well
also as of cheaper character, at remarkably
low rates.
They also keep constantly on hand the
best quality of
SiIuer and Plated Ware, Tea Spoons. Cas-
tors, Spectacles, R0zors, Pen knives,
Scissors, and all sorts Of Cuilery;
Toys Of all kinds, Chiidrens
Carriages, Bird cages,
Fishing Tackle.
Baskets, Guns and Pistols, Lamps Of all
kinds and Fixtures; Superior Seuing
Machines, Clothes Wringers, School
Books, Miscellaneous and Blank
Books, Ledgers and Day
Books. Paper, Envelopes,
Pens, Ink, DC, DC.
PAotogroph Frames, Wall Paper, Window
Shades, and Fruu Cans Of euery de-
scription.
Lamp Burners altered. Repairing of Clocks.
Watches and JeweIry attended TO PROMPTLY
and satisfactorily. Orders taken for S,ve,
Ware and filed with dispatch.
Stroudsburg, May 10, lS64.--tf
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Money Wanted.

" VII SUBSCRIBER RESPECTFUL
~ requests all persons indebted to
him to pay up without delay. The money
due him is absolutely wanted. A word
to the wise. &c.
Feb. y 'G7J NICHOLAS RUsTER.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BEAUTI-
IL ful Hartford Carpets at McCARTY'S
Ware Rooms! Three-piy Tapestry, Ingram,
Brussels, &C., &c. (snd o what splendid Par.
lor Furnnure), at McCARTY'S. If YOU
want to buy cheap, go in. He wants to sell
his entire stock this month 10 make room for
more. Dec. g. 1866.
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HAS BEEN IN SUCCESSFUL
practice for number of years, with the ex-
perience of the different hospitals in Europe
also, member of the Analytical Medical
Institute OF New York, continues to attend
TO all professional cases at his Office, No. 92S
Filbert Street, Philadelphis.
NO PATENT MEDICINES are used
or recommended the remedies administered
are those which will not break down the
constitution, but renoyate the system from
all 1t has sustained from mineral medicines,
and leave the system in healthy and per.
tectly cured condition
DYSPEPSIA,
That distressing disease and fell destroyer
OF health and happiness, undermining the
constitution and yearly carrying thousands
to untlmeiy graves, can most emphatically
be cured
MELANCHOLY,
ABBERRATlONS, that state of Alienation
and weakness Of the mind which renders
persons incapable of enjoying the pleasures
or performing the duties of life.
RHEUMATISM,
In any form or condition, chronic or acute
warranted curable. EPILEPSY, or falling
sickness, all chronic or stubborn cases Of
FEMALE DISEASES,
Radically removed; Salt Rheum and every
description of ulcerations; Piles and Scrofu.
lous diseases which have bafiied all previous
medical skill, can be cured by my treatment;
and do ayall diseases; yes, Consumption
can be cured by wearing my Medical Jacket,
which is protection TO the lungs against
changes of weather in all climates, having
investigated for years the cause and chanc...
ter of intermittents (fever and ague) in all
parts of the United StGtes-will cure per-
manently all chronic or acute cases of Agus
and nervous diseases in few days.
CANCER CURED WITHOUT THE
KNIFE OR DRAWING BLOOD.
Tape Worm, that dread TO the Human
Family for Years, can be removed with Two.
or three doses of my newly discovered rene
dy, warranted in all cases, Consultation IN
the English and German Languages free OF
charge. VIII make visits any distance
desired. May be addressed by letter conn
dently,) and Medicine sent with proper OIL
rections to any part of the country.
OFFTCE-No 92S Ffi6ert Street,
March 2s, 81 .,1y1 PHILApELPHlA:
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COMMON CHAIRS of all kinds, Cane
~ Flag and Wood Seats; Dining. Bar
Room and Office Chairs, with or without
Cushions, Rocking-Chalrs of every descrip-
tion at McCARTY'S Ware-R Rooms.
May IL, ls66.-tf.
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EXCELSEOR! EXCELSIOR.
CHASTELLAR'S
Hair EXterminatOr
For Removing Superfluous Hair
EXCELSIOR!! 4!

To the ladies' especially, this invaluable
depilatory recommends itself as being an al
most indispensable article TO female beauty,
Is easily applied, does not burn or injure the
skin, but acts directly on the roots. II is
warranted to remove superfluous hair from
low foreheads, or from any part of the body,
completely, totally and radically extirpatng
the same leaving the skin soft, smooth and
natural. This is the only article used by
The French. and is the only real eifectual
depilatory in existence. Price rs cents per
package, sent postpaid, 10 any address, on
receipt OF an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS g. Co, Chemists,
2s5 River ST., Troy, N. Y.
Feb. ii, lS67.-ly.
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There cometh glad tiding of joy TO all,
To young and TO cid, TO great and to small;
The beauty which once was so precious ned
rare,
Is free for all, and all may he fair.
BY THE USE OF
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CRESPER COMA,

For Curling the Hair Of either Ser into
Hdry and Glossy Rmglets or Heary
NdSSiCe Curis.
8y using this article Ladies and Gentle
snen can heautify themselves thousand foId
II is the only article in The world that will
curl straight hair. and at the same time give
II beautiful, glossy appearance. The Girls
per Cons not only curles the hair, but in
vig"rates, beauties and cleans4 it; is
highly and delightfully."- perfu!ned, and is the
ahost complete article ofIhe kind ever offered
Ia the American public. The Cri>Per Coma
viii be sent to any address, sea led and post
paid for 81.
Address all orders tn
w. L. CLARK 81 CO, Chemists,
No. 3 West Fayetle Street, Syracuse, n. Y.
Feb. II, lS67.-ly.
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Good news for Mothers!

Mothers, are you oppressed with anxiety
for your little ones! Are your slumbers and
hearts broken by their cries Doyou awaken
in the morning unrefreshed and apprehensive,
III so, procure at once bottle of DIR
Icons Infant Remedy and you will have no
more weary hours of watching and anxiety.
DIR. Icons INFANT REMEDY
has stood the test Of years. Thousands o.
nurses and mothers bear witness that it nev-
er fats to give relief if used in season. tits
a mild, yet sure and speedy cure. for Collie,
Cramps and Windy Pains, and is invaluable
for all complaints incident to Teething.
Sold by Druggists every where. Address
all orders to
ZlEGLER & SMITH.
SOLE PROPRIETORS,
1877 North Third St., Philadelphia.
Nov. l5, lS66.-lyr.
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Read the following Certificate.
STRoUDsBURG. Pa,
March 10. 1866. {

1SObo luO lO1UH1iIS OoIU1uCdI6.
STRoUDsBURG. Pa,
March 10, 1866.
|, john NIXON, do certify, that, about the
lst of September, 1864, | was attacked with
Rheumatism, and was confined TO the house,
and most o. the lime 10 my bed, for sevan
months, suffering great pain all the while.
During the time | doctored with three Doc
tors without receiving any relief. | had
suffered all that it was possible for mortal 10
suffer, and had bout made up my mind that
my case was hopeless, when Mr.. JACOB H.
BUTTS called 10 see me and offered me
cure of his own discovering. tried bis rem
edy with the following result Il commcnc.
ed using it on Thursday evening, repeat
ed the trial on Friday, and, to my great JOY.
and relief, was able, on Saturday, TO walk
half mile and back. Since then have en-
joyed good health
JOHN NIXON.
March oI 1897
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Rheumatism ShOrn Of its Tenors,
THE LAME MADE TO WALK!

THE undersigned announces to those az
Il ficted with Rheumatism, no matter Of
how long standing, that he has discovered
sovereign cure for that painful complaint, no
matter in what form it attacks the patient.
His remedy consists of a combination Of
herbs, which, prepared and used according
to direction, will be sure to drive the disease
out of the system, and affect speedy and
permanent cure. 1t has been tried by
number of persons in this section of country
with invariable success, as certificates In
his possession will show. Afflicted, you
have now a means of relief on which YOU.
may safely rely. Try it and be convinced
that hopelessness is no longer word right
fully to be used in connection with Rheu.
matte complaints.
| will furnish the herbs, with full direc.
tions for the preparation and application of
the remedy, or | will call on the afflicted at
their homes and apply it for them as they may
desire. For particulars apply, in pers,n or
by letter, to
JACOB II. BUTTS,
Stroudsburg, Pa.
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ASTROLOGY.
The World AstOnished
AT THE WONDERFUL REVELATIONS
MADE BY THE GREAT ASTROLOGIST.
Madame III. A. PERRIGO.


She reveals secrets no mortal ever knew.
She restores to happiness those who, from
doleful events. catastrophes, crosses in love,
loss of relation and friends, loss OF money.
&c, have become respondent. She brings
together those long separated, gives informa-
ton concerning absent friends of lovers, re-
stores lost or stolen property, tells you The
business you are bes, qualified TO pursue and
in what you will be most successful, causes
speedy marriages and tells you the very day
you will marry. gives you the name, likeness
and characteristics of The person. She reads
your very thoughts, and by her almost su-
pernutural powers unveils the dark and hid
den mysteries of the future. From the stars
we see in the frmancnt-the malefic stars
that overcome or predominate in the config-
uration-from the aspects and positions OF
the planets and the fixed stars in the heavens
at the time of birth. she deduces the future
destiny Of man. Fail not TO consult the
greatest Astrologist on earth. 1t costs you
but trife, and you may never again have
so favorable an opportunity. Consultation
fee. with likeness and all desired information
81. Parties living at q distance can con-
suit the Madame by mail with equal safety
and satisfaction TO themselves, as if in per-
son. full and explicit chart, written oui,
with all inquiries answeret-and likeness en-
closed, sent by mail on receipt of price
above mentioned. The strictest secresy will
be maintained, and all correspondence re-
turned or destroyed. References of the high
est order furnished those desired them. Write
plainly the day of the month and year in
which you were born, enclosing small lock
Of hair. Address,
MADAME H. a. PERRIGO,
p. o. DRAWER 293, BUFFALO, ". Y.
Feb. IA, IS67.-ly.
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Found.

ID OSE AND GILT FRAMES made to
II order. A fine lot of Oval Frames on
hand ]. ii. MCCARTHY.
May IL, l666.-tf.
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MAKE WAY!
GOOD NEWS FOR ALL
IN SHAPE OF
New Goods at StermSyiIie.

TIiE subscriber takes pleasure in inform.
- ing The public, that he has Just opened
the largest and best selected stock of Goods,
at his old stand in Stormsvile, Pa, ever
brought into Monroe county, and that he
has determined 10 dispose of them at prices.
much cheaper than they can be bought at
any other establishment, whether in town or
country. His stock comprises, in almost
endless variety, and Of the best quality.
DRY GOODS,
NOTIONS,
HARDWARE,
QUEENSWARE,
GROCERIES,
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Boots and Shoes.


both city and home made, all of which he
will dispose of at prices which will make
purchasers wonder. Look at few of the
prices at which am really giving away
goods, and you cannot fail to be convinced
that my store, in Stormsvile, is the place
at which 10 secure real bargains:
PRINTS from 10 TO % cents per yard,
MUSLINS from Is to 25 yard,
DE LANES from 25 to 35 I" yard.
and all Woolen goods at figures propor-
tionately low. -
Boots and Shoes very low - homemade
at least SO per cent. below Stroudsbury
prices.
SUGARS from 10 10 IL cents per pound.
MOLASSES from so cts 10 81 per gal
In short, all articles in my line far below
the monopoly prices which have hereto
fore prevailed.
The excitement growing out Of these great
reductions has already began. bat come one,
come all, my stock will always be found full
up 10 the demand
BUTTER, EGGS, and country produce
generally will no, be refused in exchange
lot goods, aud the highest market prices al
lowed. Casper MFrvCAp
etormsyille, Pa, Nov. 81, Is6e.-tf.
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COTTAGE SHADES, &c.

is pronounced by all who have used it the
very best preparation for the Hair. 1t is a
positive cure for Badness, rradicates Dand-
ruff and Humors, stops the Hair from falling
out, and speedily restores Gray Locks to their
original hue and luxuriance.
II operates on the secietions and fills the
glands with new life and coloring natter
Thin, dead, faded or gray hair will always be
brought back by few applications, TO its
youthful abundance, vitality and color.
1t makes the hair soft, glossy, fragrant,
pleasant to the touch and easy to arrange
Dry. wiry and intractable locks become moist,
plant and disposed to remain in any desired
position. AS Hair Dressing it has no
equal. The sales are enormous and it is
universal favorite with old and young of
both sexes.
Sold by Druggists throughout the United
States. Address all orders to
ZIEGLER g. SMITH,
Sole Proprietors,
1877 North Third Street, Philadelphia.
Nov. 15, lS66.-lyr
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W EaESEaEksS
AND
MU USIACHES,

EIORCED 10 grow upon the smoothest IA ce
Il IN from three 10 fire weeks hy u-ins
DIR. SEVIGNE'S RESTAURATEUR CA
PILLAiRE, the most wonderful discovery
IN modern science, acting upon The Bea rd
and Hair ~ an almost miraculous manuer-
IL has been used by tie ellie Of Paris and
London with the most flalterinn success-
Names Of all purchasers viii be registered.
and If entire satisfaction is not given in ev-
fry instance, the money Will be checrfuly
re:unded. Price by mail, sealed and posi-
q i'd. 81. Descriptive circulars and iesti-
Enouials mailed free. Address BERGER.
SHUTS & CO, Chemists, No. 235 River
Street, Troy, n. Y, Sole gents for the u
nIted States. Feb. IA, ely.
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TOB PRINTINGOF ALL KINDS neat
- ly and promptly executed at this office
Jan. IL, 1867.
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GKUCEKIES,
DRUGS, MEDICINES. &C., &c.
He has, also, on hand a very large assort-
ment of new and fashionable
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hlNlNG-ROOM FURNITURE in Wal
y nut, Oak and White Ash, Extension
Tables, any size you wish, at McCARTY'S
new Ware-Rooms. MAY II, IS66.-tf
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DYSPEPSIA,

That distressing disease and fell destroyer
of health and happiness, undermining the
constitution and yearly carrying thousands
TO untlmeiy graves, can most emphatcally
be cured.
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Dr.. w. H. WITMORE.

March 21, 1867.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1867-08-30
To the Citizens
OF
HOWARD COUNTY

We wish to call your attention to the fact
that we have on hand one of the largest
and best selected stocks of goods ever
brought to DEBORAH Consisting Of
Staple Dry Goods, Groceries,
Crockery, Boots & Shoes,
Clothing, Hats and
Caps, Notions,
Ladies Cloaks, Cloak Cloths and
Cloak Trimmings in endless
variety, Blankets,
Shawls, &c.
In fact We have anything and everything
usually kept in a first class
Dry Goods Store.
Our goods were bought before the
rise in goods which enables us
to sell lower than those
who purchased at a
later date.
We sell for cash, pay mo rent
and Ure cO,,tented with
a small profit.
You will find our store the next door west
of Weiser & Co.'S. Bank.
Yours &c. BOLLES & WILSON.
n49v6tf) DEBORAH. Iowa.
Sept. 1866.
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The one Man POwcr-Sheri-
dams Last.

At the request of the common
council of New Orleans. appointed
by Sheridan, Sheridan has removed
all the minor officers of that CITY,
and appointed other persons, subject
to Sheridan, to fill the vacancies.
This is done in the name of freedom.
But the second paragraph of Sher-
idan's last order furnishes a rarer
specimen of the logic resorted to by
petty despots to sweeten tyranny.
lie decleres that the laws of the
stated shall be enforced, to the ef-
feet that no man shall sit as a juror
who is not an elector; and in the
same breath he announces that no
man is an elector who is not made
SO by congress and Sheridan.
Frankuess is nopart ola system Of
absolutism. Sheridan would have