Litchfield enquirer., 1867-07-25
Misc sllaneous Ttem5.

MAINE LAW PRosEcUT1oNs-A COW arrest ed for having 2 'horns."
 A colored individual lately deceased, fin ed for being ''on his bier"
 A pair of boots seized for being too "tight."
 A little boys kite sentenced to have it's tail cut off for having been on "a high time"
 A barrell of beef found guilty of being "corned"
 An exquisite divine put the finishing touch to a marriage ceremony when he con- cluded by saying: II now pronounce you husband and lady"
 Why is the tolling of bell like the pray CT of hypocrite; because it is 9 solemn sound by a thoughtless tongue.
 How do we know that Pharaoh was a carpenter? Why he made Joseph ruler,
 The whole amount of gold now in the world is estimated to be about six thousand millions of dollars in value-S5, ,950 000,- 0OO
 We have just enough religion to make US udtS, DOO uOG LAItthS 1OfS OuS another.
 The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit.
 Ambition often puts men upon doing the menest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
 Small causes are sufficient to make man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way; for want of block. he will stumble at a straw.
 Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old.
 The radical negroes in Tennessee carry banners with notices that are very sugges- tive. One displayed at Franklin the other day was inscribed, Remember Fort -Pil- low when you go to the polls," and another was, ':The radicals build school houses and the conservatives burn them.'
 We learn from the Burlington (Vt.) Sen tinel that the Rt. Rev. Bishop Hopkins, of the Protestant Episcopal Diocese of Yer mont, presiding Bishop of the United states, accompanied by his eldest son. the Rev. John Henry Hopkins, IT,, Editor of the Church Journal, New York, will sail early in August from New York to attend the Pan-Anglican Council, to be held in London in September. By special invita- tion they will be the guests of the venera- ble Archbishop of Canterbury.
 Bishop Staley has had TOW with the King of the Sandwich Islands. The Bish- ow wrote very insulting letter to the King charging him with non-payment of sub scription which he had promised to the church.
 Tn A private letter, which has, however, become public, Fred Douglas announces the arrival at Rochester, of his lost broth CT. Perry, and family. The letter con- clndes as follows; "The meeting with my brother after nearly 40 years separation IS an event altogether too affecting for Words to describe. How unutterably accursed IS slavery. and how unspeakably joyful are the results of its overthrow! The search now being made and the happy reunions now taking place all over the south, after years of separation and sorrow, 1urnlsn subject of the deepest pathos
 The prospects of the crops at the West continue excellent. Western papers say hat nnless same unfortunate event hap pens the wheat and corn crops will be heavier this year than ever before Tn the country.
 have known some men who were pos ,esse of good qualities which were service ,ble to others, but useless to themselves;/ ike a sun dial in front of house, to inI orm the neighbors and passengers, but lot the owner within.