Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1867-07-18

nm INTO a spasm. Gov. EnglisI
was rubin one arm with tinimen
; Randall gave bin, an he succeeded
, in getting up alittle circulation in it
Wat is this y asked the South
T ernors.
Northern Dimocrisy - sed Eng
Iish, rubbin away vigorously
rs this the Giant wich is to carry
US :" said the Southern gentlemen
Eyiewin the disgustin objick doubt
fully.
"Certainlym sed johnson. "Nov
can't you git up :" said he to the
PROSTATE bein, giyin it very large
swaller out Nv his bottle. The 81
ant made an effort, but topped down
agin like a dishrag.
"GentIemon !" sed Vallandigham,
1--WE shel hey to call upon 700 to
assist in settin him onto his feet,
and then it'll be all rite with him.
He's bin this way before.
Accordingly the Southerners gath
cred around him to lift him up.
His arms, | notist, wuz marked re-
spectively Connecticut and Della.
ware, and his legs Maryland and
Kentucky, aud in them there wuz
strength, for Ell soon ez the inpo-
cent Southcrners got near enuf, he
wrapped them limbs around 'em and
sed-
"Lift.'
we can't" sed they.
"Ioo must" sed he. II got in
to this condishen fighting yoor bat
ties and doin yoor work. [ was
strong and vigorous until I got to
runnin after your harlots, and for
yoor sake | wuz druy out NV nv
native State into this accursed re-
gion, Ioo must carryme wat time
l hev yet to live. Hist ne! Hist
me ~
Those caught coodent get away,
and the Others generously come to
their aid, and making terrible eff
ort, they raised the half dead bein
onto their shoulders, holdin their
loses, meanwhile, and prepared to
start. Ez the procession was about
o move, Nallandigham remarked,
Stop a mint, gentlemen!' and
oaded as he was with his war rec
,rd, he clambered up ther shoul-
Iers and took seat on the carkiss.
oorhees, just as badly encumbered,
lid likewise, and SO did the Woods,
10Th of EN-, and poor old Jimmy
'ookannan, Seymour, Toucy, and a
undred or so more, the unfortinit
carers sweatin under this addition
! load.
Is all ready" said they.
"One moment :" said johnson,
nd him and Randall and Seward
limbed up.
This WIZ the last feather. The
carers mite hey staggered off un-
er the carkiss and them wich
limbed onto it first, but this last
ddishen to ther burden wuz friteful.
t fnisht EN-. Groanin under the
eight they swayed like leaf in the
a majestic tree juSta about
0 fall. They struggled a mint to
maintain themselves-but all in vain.
\ breef struggle-a desprit gasp
hey give up, and, their knees doub-
in up, the whole concern come to
he earth with a squashin sound
'hich letters can't express, and the
alf decOmposed mass sorter fell
part. Raymond and Thurlow
'eed, wich had bin hangin round,
OF out from under iist in time to
I'VE themselves.
The Soutberners got out from
lder the putrid mass, tho almost
nothered by the stencil. Vallan-
CHAM and that class made little NV
cz they he'd bin around it. It
aggered johnson some, but he
I'd bin accustomed to suthin ap-
'oXimatin very closely to it in the
d times and it didn't seriously af-
ct him, but poor Randall, Seward
I'd Welles were smothered and
ed.
WIZ tryin to pull Randalrs corpse
1t, when the effort I wuz maxim
woke me.
l amt altogether certain but that
at dream means suthin' When l
ink Of it, it is rather prcposterous
+ us to hope the Northern Dimoc-
cy will carry us, when they can't
rry single State NV their own;
It about as preposterous ez it is
+ them to look to us for help,
len all NV US eZ would iine EN-
y'nt got a vote. Polluck's re-
lrk-"in a pullin match a corpse
1T NV much akount even eff it is a
one'-weighs onto my mind.
thin can't come out NV nothin,
D ez in the case NV Seward, nothin
~ come out of suthin. IF we
cd git-but pshaw! we can't.
ank the Lord we kin hold the
stottices two years yit.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBr, P. NJ.
ich is Postmaster and Professor
n the Ham and Japheth Free
Academy for the development of
he intellek NV all races irrespeet-
We NV color.