The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-11-24

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Som: ys.ss ago .hsrs Ave public houses y he
the Three Oups che Three Tuns ana the White Hosss
Ia opposea = The othsr The hoss Of the ia:ssr houss
'Iy While Horss snail bic tie Bear,
And make the Angel ny:
Hen turn The Three Cups upside down
And drink the Three 1uns dry.n
| A Dutchmaa at Decatur married second wife 10
about two weeks after the loss OF wife No l. On the
for ride whom she was duly .cut up' with the follow
ing resposss;'Yes TAX ride ONT mid anoder woman
% soon after Do deaeA Of mine fraus No, no."
els Jour horse, gentle, Mr. Dabstsrf" oPerfscty
playful habit Of s1isndns his hind hoods nov and
es n1Sss eo Ss yoa SS
Mr. Green; but Us only slight reacsIoa Of The
m asciss-an innrmisv rather than vice.
A meat" dripk-sprucs beer M
The best capital 70 begin life sith-A capital wife
"Rspressntasoa Of norsss''-Photosraphs Of chill
An old saw new ss.--whAs can't be endured nu ss -
| carcatured
sousD sIssrsn-sDo you snore in your slesps
marmf' sNoia - knows on. Do your We'll,
can't say; never Lays awake long enough TO And out"
he toying with his sweathears hngers sThe bess
way to md out u TO ring IT,. was the neat reply.
servant girl writing letter asked her master II the
next month had como in yet He laughed. ssWsll."
said abe. "vhat means is has the last noash soas
out yeti"
rhackersy speaks OF plscs in Ireland who're ths
up the Goals for the parioS crate on clean plate
81 say. Tummss." remarks inquuing spirit, "whss
breed do you call that dawg O. yournfp Tummas-
| day and pints bis nose At the fire." stfs
.Ma is the portrait Of father torn =" asked little
cherab Of three summeis "No my child; why do yoa
ture.'n
fsw years ago ladies wore kind OF hood called
'kiss me you dare" The present style Of bonnet
might BE- called with equal propriety. kiss me yss
want TO- J"
The oldest business in the worid-shs nursery bus-
ness
The sugar wedding" thirty days after marriage =
The real champions Of the nng-mothsu with daugh-
tors TO marry.
Why is kissing girl like eating soup with fork
Because you cant get enough
young who 10 desperately IN lore says that -
has been electrified with gai.vanic battery.
Wit once asked peasant what part he performed In
the great drama OF iifes 81 mind my own business"
was the reply.
Tho song Of the rspsntant husband after knocking As
wife down-"coms. rest In this bosom, my stricken
What ID ths difference bstwssn town and ts psopIsp
Il 4 laid the beginning Of is existence ana ths1
as the end OF theirs.
person once sent note 70 wagssh friend for The
loan Of his noosspaper and received In return his
friends marriage certificate.
.,, well. Jim. how ala you make u down South, ."
First r..s made plenty Of money" What did you do
''Every place have been where there were any"
''whas kind Of houses and lotss 'Corss houses saa
lots OF whisksy."
never knew before that Mr. - vas : milIinsr
swell, he isn't" said his mother eyes he is, sail
nightcapn
Al negro ball, In lieu OF "not transferable on the
tickets notice was posted over the door, No gsn-
teman admitted unless be comes himself
A young gentleman named Harry Turn recently mar
ried his cousin OF the same When INTERCEPTED
70 why he did 90 he replied had always been
maxim o. ms tns. one good tura deserves another"
When Is . nsa like locomotive, when n goes over
the sIsspssH
when will the laaadrsssss ssriks' When the iros's
ho, 49, -"
Il The lot OF humanity to orr At smss a the drunken
man said when he msook the pig sty for mis- bsdrooa.
Arrests have been made OF the man who wss intexi-
Gated with success. and the individual VINO wss stag
AtravsiIsr Induced 10 20 into scook shop By thh
inscription, Roast and boiled u two pence head"
He was not little disappointed By two courses Of 20
Wisconsin, paper, describing alargs farm which che
advertiser wants 70 sell adds ths following The sur
rounding co =; !: nss' Beautiful also i've wagons
bunoon as the Court Of Francis com planned to The
king that great lord threatened 70 murder him for
Francis he shall be hanged in i've minussS after at
wish" replied the complainant" "your Majesty would
hang him Ave minutes bsfors.", ts- -
ing V Gack in nne sentimental manner IN praise q
conjuga love and felicity "Ths HUSBAND aid Stsrns,
n. burned oy.s e n
said Gsrrick, II hope your house 10 insursd.n
respectable old Irish lady walking along
try road one day, when suddenly her Indignation vas
farmer who had HE dunghiI in front Of MS house
whsrsupon the old lady exclaimed, Dear ne me
how do hate 70 house with lis In tho fronnr
csrpsnlsr Who was always prosnoscasins evil %
himself vas one day upon the roof o. . I'VE story
building upon which rain had fallen. the roof being
slippery be lost bis footing, and he descending
Catching, however IN iros spout he kicked oa hs
SHOES and rersined place q safety, when hs thus
delivered himssf:--"I know'd ~ there's pair o.
shoes gone .
Silence Is one OF The negative virtuea
A reverend gentleman In noticing some iassncss m
the education or children, said he knew ~ woman
who sssd 20 us her boy 70 bed post sunday while
abe 70 march, and make him learn the hymn BE-
ginning. thine earthly sabbath, Lord. We love-
On winters night when tie moon shons bright and
the snow crusfsd Ger with maid as fair a. ssrAphs
are. slid from hui down lower Ero No reached The
place, Ike horne on swift g1dina gied
rssnsd and with zcsses fair streaming back o. the air.
sweet sAlrs vent ssnd over send
'ychn" inquired The masser a. 4. hopsfaf pupil,
yshn. 'vsry good. What d tailor ~ "a mss who
makes silS .Uh. you stupid fsIls~, yid his mac
Ter biting his lips; - ma. Tho makes sIs =, x ".
70 the coatA be NADIA thsy would be Nil jackstan
certain Judge, prcnouseing sentence y dsssh upcs
IN rshman, said:-"You shall BE- taken - Tie place ~
execution and there b. hanged By the aeck Vat, ~
this me prisonsr exclaimed s--"fold shsss Jadss;
want meme Of your prayers, for never knew nv Wv
i've long afssr you prayed Tor him"
nrsd upon his company WINE nsrssiss ihrouxs 'hc.
wood Thsy gladly obsysd On order q ne oown. pa
thsrs was nehins 70 shIsId sAsm fssm me terrible vol
irssi" asked : listener .sfrss ne d.y.y replied
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