The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1867-05-18

looked upon ez strange that he shood favor
| the concentrashun nv free niggers at the
Corners, but he he'd good and 'suilishent
reasons First, he he'd faith that constant
contact with the Board wood bring EN- to
the pint NV patronizin his bar, but if it
didn't he knowd perfectly well that the
Board and Faculty wood manage to Git all
they he'd for board and tooition, witch he
wuz perfectly ccrtin he'd git in the end
Wat he wanted WIZ people hereto yoosc
an illustration borrorrered ironi-hi biznis-
the olliShels NV this Insttoot wnz the funnel
| through which the wealth Of all NV en- wood
| be conducted to his Golfers. fell onto his
neck in rapcher, and then vowed that | wuz
| wilin to die for his good that cared not
how much nv other peoples money run
| through me to. him, eff 'twrs thus dilooted
The resolutions presented read as follows:
Resolrca, That the name NY the Southern
Military. and Classikle Institoot be CHANGED
to "The Ham and Japhcth Free Academy,
for the development nv the intelcck ny all
races, irrespective NV color"
Resolre,l, That in maxim this change, we
the Board of Directors, do so, asscrtin:
l. That in this emergency We are justified
i'll doubtin whether Noor got tite ut all, the
| statement in the Slripters to that effect ben
| undoubtedly an error NV the translatora.
?. That ct he did get tite he didn't cuss
Ham. at all.
+ That if he diI cuss Ham, the. cuss
wuZn't intended to extend beyond Canaan
at the furthest, and hence his descendants
20 scot free.
| 4. That eff the curse wuz really and trooly
intended to attach to all nv Hams descend.
ants, irrespective nv color, to the end nv
time, it taint nv no eticck in Kentucky, cz
that State hcz alhz run irrespective ny any
code 'cepting sich ez hcz bin adopted by her
| Legislacher
$. That the theory that the niger, ire.
| spectivc Nv color, is a beast, is dcloosion,
a snare, wich we hev aluz practically held,
no matter what we may, for effect, hev sed
ez the number nv mulattocs, to say nothin
nv them still further beached in Kentucky,
abundantly proves.
G. That the Ethiopian, Irrespective nv
| color, Is trooly man and brother, and
the female Ethiopian, irrespective nv color,
| trooy woman and sister.
Resolccd, That this Institoot, whose name
is now happily changed shell be conducted
| upon the principles Nv strict ekality, ire.
spectiyc NV color.
ReS0lrei. -That when We reflect that the
bloated aristocracy Of England intcrIoorA,
and the early settlers NV Massachusetts
| sankshuned, slavery on this continent, forcn
| it, really, onto us, we bile with indignashuu
| towards en- and kin hardly restrain our
selves
| HeSolred, That at the tables, in the choice
| Of rooms, and in all matters where there is
| a choice, the African man and brother. if.
| respective OF color, shell hey the precedence
Rcsol,ed, That Obcrlin College by not
giving the suns of Ham, irrespective NV
color, the precedence, shows clearly that it
is actooated by narrer' minded prejudice
which deserves the reprobashen NV every
lover NV his kind.
Resolced, That the Ethiopian, irrespective
nv color, kin change his skin, and that his
odor, eff he hcz any, is rather pleasant than
otherwise.
RcSolced, That we look with loathn upon
the States North, witch, alluz rrotessin
friendship for the noble black man Of the
cotton fields, reiooa to take him to their
buzzums, irrespective nv color.
Resolccd, That in Massachusetts and Yer.
mont, and'Northern Illinois, and the West.
ern Reserve in Ohio, are honest in their
professions nv love for the negro, they will
come down with donashuns to assist III the
completion nv the Academy.
Deckin Pogram didn't know about all
this. He he'd bin edikatid in Ham and
IIagcr, and WIZ a believer in Oncsimus.-
He doubted. Sposen after all the conces.
sion the Niger shood play oil onto us -
Sposon he shoodent vote with us after all.
but cling to his Northern friends OF
sposcn he shood vote with us, and we shood
thro his vote, git control, wat then? How
Good we reduce en- to their normal condi,
shun agin after all this palaverin?
Bascom replied that he wuz surprised ut
the Deekin's obtooznes. First, ef they did
vote with the Abolishonists, we wuz no worse
off, ez that wuz wat they proposed to do any
how. Eff, on the other hand, they didn't,
wat then? The trouble with them nowis
they know too much. Let en-" said
Bascom, warmin up, % let en- associate with
us a year; let EN- vote with us, ct settry.
and in twelve months they're precisely fitted
agin to be servancc unto their brethren.-
Look" sed he, sat the Northern Dimoc.
rasy, and see to wat we may hope to bring
these men in time
But little more Dizziness wuz transacted.
Beverly Nash of South Caroliny, wuz unan.
imously called to 4 professorship, and
young gentleman Of color, who, from his
strong resemblance to Elder Gavitt, ought
to hey bizness capacity, wuz unanimously
elected q member of the Board. The yoon.
yum is perfect. Ham and Japeth hey sha.
ken hands, and are embracin each other.
May prosperity attend the nupchels, and
may the issue be fortunate, | hey cot over
the disgust attendant upon the lust chill, and
am consistently teeinswell.
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