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New-York tribune., 1867-10-09


Hostetter's Bitters has been admir- +eret (
with marked success in constipation, ara, ~;
this reason, it is, SO 10 speak, an APERIENr
TONIC; in other words, it gently dislodges ana
removes the fpcal distractions and at tho
same time imparts healthy stimulus to tho
mucus integuments which line the diScharglng
channel. This double action soon restores re-
ularity; and it may safely be asserted has
chronic costiveness can be cured by course
of this preparation when all the universal pc
scriptions have been tried in vain. In diarrhea
collie. and all choleraic maladies, unless the ID
flammatory symptoms too violent TO rem
der the use of any tonic advisable, 1t VIII DO
found exceedingly useful in sustaining inc
strength of the patient and aleviating pam.
AS remedy for chronic bowel complaints OF
every type, il is recommended in many earnese
testimonials which have been published ae
various times in the public journals.
Let ii, however, be always borne in mlnd oy
those who are predisposed to constipation, conc
cholera morbus, diarrhea, dysentery, or other
diseases of the abdominal yiscera, that they may
easily PROTECT their systems from those palniu'
and dangerous ills by availing themselves az tne
preventive operation of the Btters. Keep .nu
stomach and bowels in vigorous conoiuon
with this peerless vegetable tonic and alteratsss
and the functions of assimilation and excEeuvn
will be sure to go on healthfully and regulafiys
HOSTETTER ~ SMITH, Proprietors,
prf~rSlfraCu. la.
New-York tribune., 1867-10-09

beh on wedDe.dsv, the 10Th inst
BRUNSWICK. CONN.-Contracts for grading.
bridging the Walk Valley Railroad to be awarded
month
PAWTUCKET X. 1.-The Ilniyersalist Church on
Highst is nearly completed TIE sps is $50 feet high
NEWPORT, X. IA brother of Robert Burns's
"HghisBd mary" ordnance sergeant SeNpo lie 80
year, Of age.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
var A YoUNG LADY returning to

Ba5~ A YOUNG LADY returning to
her country home, after a sojourn Of a few months
in the City, was hardly recognized by her friends.
In place OF d coarse. rustic, flushed face, she had
a soft ruby complexion OF almost maIb BILE smooth
ness, and instead Of twenty.three she really APP
peared but eighteen. Upon inquiry as to the
cause Of so great a change, she plainly told them
that she used the ~CIRCASSIAN BALM, and cOn-
sidered 1t an invaluable acquisition TO any Lady's
toilet. By its use any Lady NJ Gentleman can i'm.
prove their personal appearance an hundred fold.
II Is simple in its combination, as Nature herself
Is simple, yet unsurpassed In it's efficacy In draw
lug Impurities from also healing, cleansing and
identifying the skin and complexion. By It's az
rect action ON The entlcle IL draws from 1t all its
the surface as nature intended II should be, clear,
soft, smooth and beautiful. Price 81, sent by
Mail or Express, on recent Of an order by
W. l.. CLARK & CO, Chemists,
No. 3 West Fayette ST Syracuse, N, V
The only American agsHts foT the sale o. sa1ae.
Fes0sfw,
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
WonderflII bnf Trme.

MADAME REMINGTON, the world -renown
ed Astrologist and Somnambulistic Clalrvoyant
while IN a clairyoyant state, delineates the
and by the aid Of nm instrument of intense
power, known Ms the psychomotrope, guarau.
tees to produce a perfect and life-like picture
Of the future husband or wife Of the applicant,
with date ofmarriage, occupation, leading traits
Of character, &c. Thisis no imposition, as tes-
timonials without number can assert. BY stat
ing place of birth, age, disposition, color Of
eyes and hair, and enclosing fifty cents, and
stamped envelope addressed TO yourself, you
will receive the picture by return mail togeth.
er with desired Information.
Es5- Address in confidence, MADAME GER
TRUDE REalSGroS, ?. o. Box 297, West Troy
N. Y: feb. Sly
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
KNOW THIY DEsTTNY

MADAME 4. +. THORNTON, the great
English Astrologist, Clairyoyant and Psychom-
etrician, who has astonished the scientific
classes of the Old Word, has now located her
self at Hudson, n. Y. Madame Thornton pos
sesses such wonderful powers Of second sight,
MS to enable her to impart knowledge of the
greatest importance to the single or married of
either SEX. While in a state of trance she de-
lineates the very features of the person you are
to marry, and by the aid of an instrument Of
intense power, known as the Psychomotropc,
guarantees to produce Il life-like picture of The
future husband or wife Of the applicant, to-
gether with date of marriage, position in life,
Leading traits Of character, &c. This is no hum
bug, as thousands of testimonials can assert.
shewill send, when desired, It certified certif-
cate or written guarantee that the picture is
what it purports to be. BY enclosing n small
look of hair and stating place of birth, age, dis
position and complexion, aud enclosing 80
cents and stamped envelope addressed to Your
self, you will receive the picture and desired
information by return mail. All communion
tons saeredly confidential. Address, in cont.
dence, MADAME L. +. THORNTON, p. o. Box
223, Hudson, n. Y. feb S-lyr
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
By the use OF
CHASTELLAR'S
w HITE Liquid
ENAMEL,

For Improving and Boautify ing The Co pfeaa
ion.
The most valuable and perfect preparation In
use, far giving the skin a beautiful pearl-iikS
tint, that is only found IN youth. II quickly re-
Patches, Sallowness. Eruptions, and ali i'm
purities of the skin, kindly healing the 3 ams
leaving the skin white and clear as alabasstr.~
It's use can not be detected by the close st Ec.u.
tiny, and being a vegetable preparation 10 psq.
fectly harmless IL Ia tho only article OF tie
kline used by the French, and is considered ty
the Partisan as indispensable 10 a perfect toilsa
Upwards Of 80, 900 bottles were sold during tEa
past year, a sufficient guarantee of its eficacN
Price only 10 cents: Sent by mail, I'ost-pGA,
ON receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS 4 CO., Chemists
fkS,. s-ATr
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
OF YOUTm.

A gentleman who suffered for years from
Nervous Debility, Premature Decay, and all
the effects Of youthful indiscretion, will for the
sake ofutforing humanity, send free to all who
need it, the ro1ipe and directions for making
the simple remedy by which hs was cured
Sufferers wishing 10 profit by the advertisers
experience, can do so by addressing, in perfect
confidence, JOHN b. OGDEN,
~ Cedar Street, New York,
May 9-lyr.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
AFFLICTED!
SUFFE NO MURE.

When by the use Of DIR. JoINvILLE's
ELIXIR you can be cured permanently, and at
a trining cost.
The astonishing success which has attended
this invaluable medicine for Physical and Nsr-
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any ofthe consequences of youthful indiscretiOn,
renders it the most valuable preparation ever
discovered.
1t will remove all nervous affections, depi,
sion, excitement, incapacity to study or business,
loss Of memory, confusion, thoughts Of self-de-
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the appetite, renew the health of those who
have destroyed it by sensual excess or evil
practices.
Young Men, be humbuggcd no more by
" Quack Doctors" and ignorant practitioners,
but send without delay for the Elixir, and be at
once restored to health and happiness. A Per-
feet Cure is Guaranteed in every instance
Price, 81, or four bottles 10 one address, SO.
One bottle is sufficient to effect a cure in all
ordinary cases.
ALSO, DIR. JoINVILLE's SPECIFIC PILLS,
forthespeedy and permanent cure of Gonorrhea,
elect, Trethral Discharges, Gravel, Structure,
and all affections Of tho Kidneys and Bladder.
Cures affected in from one to five days. They
are prepared from vegetable extracts that are
harmless ON the system, ana never nauscnte the
stomach or impregnate the breath. No change
Of diet Is necessary while using them, nor does
their action in any manner Interfere with bust
ness pursuits. Price, 81 per box.
Either Of the aforementioned articles will be
sent TO any address, closely sealed, and post
paid, by mail or cypress on receipt Of price,
Address all orders TO
BERGER SHUTS Il co. Chemists,
No. 1875 River Street, TROY. ~. 4.
[feb. S-lyr.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
Anew Letter by Artomus ward.


Anew Letter By Artemus ward.
The following letter by Artemus
Ward has been published in tho "Sav-
age Club Papers"
L was sitting in the bar, quiteIy
smokin q frugal pipe, when two md
die aged and stsrn.lcokin females and
q young and pretty female suddenly
entered the room. They were accom-
panied by two umbrellers and q negro
gentlemen. "Do you feel for the down
trodden2' said one of the females,a thin
faced and sharp-voieed person IN green
p~pectacles. "DoI feel for itY" ancered
the landlord, in q puzzled voice-"Do
l feel for it2' ayes; for the oppressed,
the benited2" Inasmuch as to whlch2
said the landlord. "You see this mann"
said the female, pintln her umbreller
Mt the negro gentleman. ayes, marin,
L see him" "Yesl" said the female,
risin her volce to a exoeedin highpitch,
"you see him, and he's your brother?"
mo, I'm darned if he ISL said the
landlord hastily retreatin to his beer
casks. "And yoursl" shouted the OK
cited female addressin me. "He also
your brotherI" mo, 1 think not
marm," 1 pleasantly replied. The
nearest we come to that color in our
family was the case of my brother
John. lie had the ianders for sev'ral
years, but they finally left him. L am
happy to state that at the present
time, he hasn'ta solitary lander. Look
at this manl' screamed the female. l
looked at him. He was an a~blebodied,
well-dressed, notwithstanding ne
gro. He looked as though he might
heave three or four good meals a day
into HIM with out q murmer. "Look
at that down-trodden mann" cried the
female. "Who trod on him2' l inquir-
ed. civilians! despotsl" Well said
the landlord, "vhy don't you go to the
Williams about lt2" Why do you come
here tellin US nlggers is u brothers,
and brandishing your umbrellers like
o lot of lunytics? Your wuss than the
sperrlt- rappers." "Have you" said
the, middle-aged female No. 2, who
was o gutter sort eff person, shave you
no ssntiment-no poetry in your SOUL
no love for the beautiful Dost never
go into the green fields to Gull the
beautiful flours? al not only never
dost," said the landlord in an angry
tone, "but Ill bet you five pounds you
can't bring a man as dare say / burst"
1.-THE little birds continued the female,
"dost not love TO gaze into them?" l
would if were a bird, hat l might fly
to thou? / humorously sunk, casting
o sweet glance at the pretty young
woman. Don't you look that way my
dawter, said female No. /, IN q violent
voice; you're old enough to be her
father. Twas an innocent look madam,
! softly said. You behold in me an
emblem of innocence and purity. In
fact, l start for Rome by the first train
tomorrow to sit as q model to q celia
brated artist who is about to sculp o
Seatue to be called Sweet Innocence -
Do you s'pose a sculper would send for
me for that purpose onless he knewed
i was overlooking with ~innocentcy?-
Don't make o error about me. ut is
my Opiyn," SAID. the leading female,
that you're q scoffer and a wretch2--
Your mind is II q wusser bccloudcd
state than tho poor negroes we are
seeking to aid. You are @ groper in
the dark cellar of sin. o you sinful
mani
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13

Having reftted up my Store Roomin good style,
which gives me superior advantage over the old
one in the way of accommodation, would say
to my old customers, aud as many new ones as
will give me a call before purchasing elsewhere,
that I will be happy in showing them my stock Of
goods, and being thankful for past patronage I
will do my best to retain the same. am receiy.
ing goods almost daily, which makes my stock all
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1867-06-13
There is a sparkling fount,
CSme, o come, and drink.

SfANt NHMNt "hN NAAANs
No, you will not come and drink. Yes
he will, said the landlord, "if you'll
treat, Jest try him" GAS for YOU"
said the enra3od female to the landlord
you're a degraded bein to low and wul-
gar to talk to. This is the sparklin
fount for mo, dear sisterl cried the Ian
lord, drRwin and drinkin a mug ofbeer.
Having.uttered which COAX, he gave
u low rumblin larf, and relapst INTO
silence. Ny colored frcn, l said TO the
negro kindly, what is this all about?
He said they vas trying to ruise mon
ey to send missionaries to the South
ern States in America to preach to tho
vast numbers of negroes recently made
free there, He said they are without
thegospel. They were without tracts. /
said, "My fren" this is q seris matter.
] admire you for trying to help the
race to which you belong, and far be it
from me TO say anything again carry
ing the gospel among the blacks in the
South. Let them 60 by all means
But happen to individually know that
there are some thousands of liberated
blacks In the South who starving. l
don't blame any body for this but it
is a sad fact. Some are really too i'll
to work, some cannot get work to do,
and other are too foolish TO see any ne
cessity for working | was down there
last winter, and l observed that tins
class had plenty of preachin for Their
souls, but skarco any vittles for Their
stummux. Now, lift Is proposed tC
send four-and bacon along with The
gospel the idea is really an excellen
one. II On the other hand, it is propos
ed to send. preacher alone, all | car
say is that it's a hard case for the mig
gers. If you a expect q colored per
son to get deeply interested in a trac
when his stummuck is empty, you ex
pect to much. l gave the negro Al
much as l could afford, and the kind
hearted landlord did the same. l said
Farewell, my colored fren. ] wish yol
we'll certainly. You are now free as thu
eagle. BE like him and soar. But don
attempt to convert a Ethiopian person
while his stummuck yearns for Vittles
And you, ladies-I hope you are ready
TO help the poor and unfortunate a
home, as you seem to help the p%oorant
npfotunate abroad, When they had
gone, The landlord said, Come into the
garden, Ward. And we went andaeul-
led some carrots for dinner.
The tri-weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1866-1868, 1867-07-16
Know Thy

MADAME E. F. THORNTON, the great English
Astrologst, Clarivoyant and Psychometrican,
who has astonshed the scientific classes of the
Old World, has now located herself at Hudson,
NY. Madame Thornton possesses such won,
derful powers of second sight, to enable hel
to impart knowledge of the greatest Importance
to the single married of either Sex. While in
state of trance she delineates the very features
of the person you are to marry, and by the aid
of an instrument of intense power, known as the
Psychomotrope, guarantees to produce life-like
picture Of the future husband or wife of the ap-
plicant, together with date of marriage, position
in life, leading traits of character, sc. This is
no humbug, as thousands of testimonials can as
sert. She will send when desired certified GER
tifcate, written guarantee, that the picture is
what it purports to be. By enclosing small
lock of hair, and stating place of BIRTH age, dis
position and complexion, and enclosing fifty
cents and stamped envelope addressed to your
self, you will receive the picture and desired in
formation by return mail. All communications
sacredly confidential. Address in confidence,
MADAME E. F. THORNTON, P. o. Box 223, Hud-
son, N. Y.
The tri-weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1866-1868, 1867-07-16
TO OWNERS OF HORSES.

Thousands OF horses die yearly from collie
This need not be. DIR. Tobias Venetian Horse
Liniment will positively cure every case, If given
when first taken. The cost is only one dollar
Every owner Of horse should have a hottie in
his stable, ready for USE. 1t is warranted supe-
rior to anything else for the cure of Cuts, Wind
Calls, Swellings, Sore Throat, Sprains Bruises.
Old Sores, &C. This iniment is nonew gemedys
It has been used and approved of for 10 years by
the first horsemen in the country. GiEen to an
over-driven horse, it acts like magic. Orders
are constantly received from the racing stables Of
England for it. The celebrated Hiram Woodruff,
OF trotting fame, has used it for years, and say,
it is far superior to any other he has tried. He
kindly permits me to refer to him. bis address
is East New York, Long Island. Recofiect DR..
Tobias Venetian Horse LinimeDt is put up in
pint bottles. Take no other Sold by the Drug
gists and Saddlers Depot, Sc Cortlandt Street,
New York.
June 20, 1867 3s-tW&w7w.
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OFFICIAL.
Headquarters Second Military District,
CHARLESTON, 8. c., April 81, 1867.
243n,

CHARLESTON, s. c., April 81, 1867
Circular
In reply to letters received at these headquar-
tiers, asking information to the operation in
particular cases of General Orders No. 10, current
series from these headquarters, am directed by
the commanding general to state that the provis-
ions of the order will be interpreted and enforced
by the courts. The order is to be deemed and
taken ordinance having the sanction and
authority of the United States for the regulation
of certain civil affairs therein specified within
much of the territory occupied by the military
forces of the United States, lately the theatre Of
war, as is embraced within the second military
district created by act of Congress.
Although some of the former political relations
of the inhabitants are in allegiance, their private
relations, their persons and property, and their
remedies for wrongs remain as heretofore within
the cognizancc of the local tribunals and subject
to the laws of the provisional government hitherto
in force, except so far as such laws are in conflict
with the Constitution and laws of the United
States, or with the regulations prescribed by the
commanding general.
Amongst the consequences necessarily incident
to the military authority established by Congress,
and indispensable to the objects tor which the
authority is established, is the appointment and
control of the civil agents by whom and measures
by which the government dd interim is to be con-
Quoted In the exercise of this authority, such
regulations and appointments will be amour
ced from time to time as may become neces-
sary; and so far as these regulations concern the
ordinary civil relations of the inhabitants, they
will be administered by the courts and by the
proper civil officers in the usual course of pro-
cedure.
Whilst it will not be convenient Ia respond to
particular inquiries made by c';;z MS to the
Interpretation and application AT these regua-
tions, such heterogeneous will be answered when
addressed to the general commanding by the APP
pellate courts oflaw and equity;
Capt 3Sth Inf, A. D. c. & Act. Assist Adj. Genl.
0ficial: J. W. CLors Captain 3sth Infantry,
A. D. C. and Act. Assist. Adj. Genl. 1S-tf.
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ObituarY:

ROBERT B. MILLER departed this life, near
Windsor on Saturday, 9th July. While return
ing home he was thrown from his snky, and
dragged some distance, receiving injuries, the
effects of which proved fatal.
A friend of his, who knew him well, desires to
say of him, that although he died young, he lived
long enough to obtain firm hold on the conf
dence and esteem of the community. He was
energetic, honorable, true to his promises, re-
spectful to age, manly in his bearing, and take
him altogether, one of the most promising young
men in BERTHE county. Our people of all classes
are deeply grieved at the untimely death of one
whose future was so promising as his.
His fathe-, Frederick c. Miller, and his mother,
brothers, and sisters can only, by the lapse
of time, recover from the deep sorrow in which
they are thrown. w.
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OFFICIAL.
Headquarters Second military District.
CuAn1 ramn,r n NJ % 1oI.r

CHAaLEsroN, s. O., May 20, 1857.
GENERAL ORDERS, .--
1t appears from sundry petitions and official
REPRESENTATIONS that the present scanty supply Of
food in the Carolinas is seriously diminished by
the large quantity OF grain cons umed in numerous
distilleries, put up and worked in def nce of tbe
revenue laws of the United States it IL represen-
ted that few or none of the requirements of law
are observed in any Of these establishments; that
the officers of the internal revenue service while
endeavoring to assess and collect the whiskey tax
are frequently treated with disrespect and some
times menaced with violence; and that when
offenders are prosecuted in the civil courts and
violations of the internal revenue laws indisputa-
bly, proved, jures fail to convict the parties it is
further shown that this unlawful traffic makes
food dearer in places where large numbers are de
pending upon public and private bounty; that
the Government is, besides, defrauded of large
amount of revenue; that the authority of its civil
officers is brought into contempt; and further
more, that the mischief complained of tends to
increase poverty, disorder and crime; therefore,
In the exercise of the authority vested In the
Commanding General it is ordered that,
I, The distillation or manufacture of whiskey
or other spirits from grain is prohibited In this
Military District. Any person so engaged or en-
Rioyed VIII be deemed guilty of misdemeanor.
Inc possession OF still or other apparatus for
this purpose will be considered presumpt1ve evil
dence OF a violation of the revenue laws and the
party or parties using the same, or on whose
premises, or in whose possession the same NAV be
found will be arrested and brought to trial before
military tribunal composed of the Commanding
officer OF the Post and two officers of the army
next in rank on duty within the territorial limits
of the Post If the exigencies of the service do
not permit the detail of other officers, that fact
will be duly certified and the Post Commander
will hear and determine the case.
II. The penalties, punshments and forfeitures
prescribed by the several acts of Congress for dis
tilling or manufacturing whiskey or other spirits
in violation of the revenue laws, will be imposed
and executed by the military tribunals hereby au-
thorized.
III. No sentence extending to imprisonment,
forfeiture of stills, liquor other property, or
the imposition of fine other penalty will be
carried into effect until reported to these Head
quarters and approved by the Commanding Gen.
eral
". All troops of the United States, Magis-
trates Sheriffs, Constables, Police and others in
authority required, and all citizens are soic-
tied, to be vigilant in detecting and prompt in
giving information of the violation of these or
ders. Commanding officers will be held respon-
sible for their enforcement.
By Command of Major-Gene D. E. SICKLEs:
j. w. CLOUS,
Capt. 3Sth Infantry,
A. D. G. & A. A. A. G..
May 30, 1866. 29-1aw3t.