Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1867-07-11

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"Why submit 7" sed Vallsndigham,
"We'll sustain 700. The Northern d.
mocrsy Is giant which kin yet perfect
700. He's In his prime and strong enuh
ylt TO carry 700 throo twice the troubles
witch threatens 700. Depend onto us
we'll carry yoo."
Aud the Southerners whopped over to |
their side and yelled flercely, mo sub |
mission |" and immejtly the entire bilin |
NV 'em startid North with these men TO
ascertain the strength and carryin' ca
psclty Nv the Northern Dimocrlsy. Me-
thawt the party travelled and Travelled,
until fluslly they come to a vast plain
In Kentucky, onto witch wuz extended
prostrate the form Nv Giant. 1t wuz
a Giant immense In statoo, but emacia-
ted to the last degree. His limbs he'd
bin strong his teeth terrible, and his
trunk massive, but IL wuz plane to see
that he wuz pegged out and look at It's
face showed why 1t wuz 80. Dissipation
he'd redoost him to helplessnis. His face
wuz bloatid and bloc, his eyes wuz sot
and ghastly, his chest wuz boiler and
sunken, his legs like pipe stems, and ul-
GERS, bolls, sores, brooses and contoosh-
ems kivered him from head TO foot, and
he drawed his breath with effort.
tie lay groanin aud a groanin. Ran
dali wuz a tenderly feedin him out av a
huge bottle labelled appointments"
which appeared to give it temporary
strength, but the effect Nv that wuz lost,
by President Johnson's dosin him with
an offensive smellin mixter labelled
"Pulicy," every swaller Nv witch wood
throw him into spasm. Gov. English
was rubin one arm with liniment
Randall gave him, and he'd succeeded in
gettin up little circulation init.
''Wat is this 7" askt the Southerners.
Northern Dimocrisy !" sed English
rubin away vigorously.
as this the Giant witch is to carry us?"
said the Southern gentlemen, viewin the
disgustin objck doubtfully.
Certainly !" said Johnson, NOW can't
you git up" said he, to the PROSTATE
bein, givin it very large swaller out Nv
his bottle. The giant made an effort,
but Topped down sgin like dish.rag.
Gentlemen !' sed Vallaudgham, 1--WE
shell hev to call upon 700 to assist in
| settin him onto his feet, and then it'll
be all rite with him. He's bin this way
afore."
Accordingly, the Southerners gathered
around him to lift him up. His arms, |
notist, wuz marked respectively COnnec-
ticut and Delaware, and his legs Mary
land and Kentucky, and in them there
wuz strength, for ez soon ez the innocent
Southerners got near enouf he wrapped
them limbs around EN-, and sed-
Gift"
eve can't" sed they.
"Yoo must" sed he. " | got into this
condishen tlghtin yoor battles and dom
yoor work. | WAS strong and Vigorous
until got runnn after yoor harlots
and for yoor sake wuz druv out Nv my
native States into this accusid region.
700 must carry me wat timel hev yet
to live. Hist me Hist me
Those caught cOodeht get away and
| the others generously come TO their aid
and maxim terrible effort they raised
! the half dead bein onto their shoulders
, holdin ther noses meanwhile, and pre-
, pared to start. Ez the percussion wu2
about to move, Vallsndigham remarked
! "Stop mint, gentlemen !" and loaded
2 e. he wuz with his war record he clam
DGItu up IuCl SuOuttC1S aLNA bOCh % SN|A'
on the Carkiss. Voorhees,, jist eZ badly
encountered did likewise, aud so did TIT
Woods, both Nv EN-, and poor old Jimmy
} Bookannan, Seymour, TOuCey and hun
bred or so more, the unfortinit bearer.
? sweatin under this addishnal load.
Is all ready ~ sed they.
} "One moment !" sed Johnson, and hin
l and Randall and Seward climbed up.
This wuz the last feather The bear
' ers mite hev staggered off uuder the car
kiss and them witch climbed onto it first
' but this last addshn to their burden W.T.
/ friteful. 1t tluisht EN-. Groanin unde
t the weight they swayed like leaf in tn,
wind, like q majestic tree jst about L
7 fall. They struggled mint to maintain
5 lherSelyes-but all in vain. A bree
struggles desprit grasp-they give up
e and, ther knees doublin up, the whole
1 concern come TO the earth with u squash
. ing sound wich letters can't express, an(
t the half decomposed mass sorler fel
e apart. Raymond and ThurOW Wee(
t witch he'd bin hanging round, got GU
. from under list in time to save them
r selves.
= The Southerners got out from unde
L the putrid mass, tho almost smOtheret
by the stencil. Vallandigham and tina
+ class made lite Nv it, IL they he'd bin
e around it. 1t staggered Johnson some
i but he he'd bid accustomed to suthiI
approximate very closely to it in thu
e old times and it didn't seriously aztec
him, but poor Randall, Seward ant
D Wells were smothered and died.
e WIZ tIyin to pull RaudaIls corps,
l. out, when the effort wuz maxim awok,
= me.
amt altogether certain, but tina
q that dream means suthing. When
think of it, it is rather preposterous 70
= US 10 hope the Northern Democracy will
carry US, when they can't carry sipgl
State Nv their own; jst about ez pre-
posterous ez it is for them to look to u
for help, when all Nv US ez wood jim
EN- hevnt got vote. Pollock's remarl
= TN pullin match corpse amt u
! l. 1. IL. Ill