The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1867-10-16
A REardshesI Sermon.
From the Brandon Republican.
"And when they ri2 up early in the morni
IehnLl they was al dead cNrnIlsps -

From the Brandon Republican.
"And when they riz up early in the mornin,
behold they was all dead corpUses."
Ny irens and hearers, will preach onto
you this day-win and weather pernittin-
from the thirty seyirPth CHAPTER nv Isaigy,
thirty,Sixth verso. IAN the destroin in ans'6
sm0'c in the camp uv the Syreenians huns
drgd and iorscore and five thousand nen-ah.
ind lraea hoy z15 pp early III tie m0TGia,
bcho'd the 7c0S nh 8ea3 corPVses. An thus
it is, my uucouyertcd trens and hearers.
that the destroyin angel stalks abroad with
his ,neataXe, ready to sen Us to the bone.
yard befo we kin set down to braksaet>ah.
An Il is said, my frcus, that roses are red
and rislrts are bUaah, but it's no use
tryin to honey iuggIe round the angel Ga
hriel when he toots his horn fur you to tuck
80 tails and git under dirt-ah.
An when riz up early IN the mornin,
etehald they vas all dead corpuses.
Ny wrctched bretbring and sisfriEg, cs
vas ridin along the road one day, seen
man settin m the top w his fence, with
double barrel shot gun on his lap-ah, nm q
swettin an a tannip Nv hisaeIf with an olde
straw hat an cussin w the torthe Nv July,
an North Ameriky, an the Constitution, an
the Supreme Court, an the bird w liberty,
an the President w the United States-sh
an when | lear, that man cussiB an seen
that Zig shot gun, thinks L to myself, in the
words Of the tcx>ah.
AN when they riz up early in the ,Dornin,
behold they was all dead corpuses.
An tole roau to We, and seq I, my uu-
rndly trcn, il you Swar in that air way yoa
viii forever arsi eterualy ruinate yo iDlmor-
tai soul ah, an never git nibble when yon
90 a ti,hn-ah; an sez he, You go to he'll,
yor dam ole mjsshapen, mishegottcn, mis-
take nv crea'ion.sh, If you had to git tho
grass out Nv a cottirg crap ~ith free niggers,
you j git unon a stump and cuss yose!t out
Of yo dam j ole yailar hide, and 70 to hell
for 20 health ali" And seq /, my erin
ircn il cuts me to tho marrer to see you
struegiin in the bcndag Nv sin-ah. And
>cz he, My punkin faced customer, ei you
can cline that tall rcd oak tree thar and see
anytbinG ir this here miserable Ian but
boDdac and crab grass you kin take MY ole
hat for hcDnessn.ah' An sez /. my
horl swearin trep, am ateard you will
never register 20 name in the took Nv eter-
nal hi2.ah." An scZ he, Il went to town
last Monday TO register an couldn't Pit O
sight uy thetoQk t,ls the dam greasy Risgers-
ali. - oh mistakes human, seq I, Il
trimble for 70 in'Vr, for you airoa the Eoad
icadiSg TO perdlGoDah.' And FSE hsc
Yoo air 4 dam y old liar, for I'm o9r the
road leadin to ienton-ah. " I heasea &
gro0u, my hearers and se2 +,
An when thoy ri2 ua early in the NOR
Mn, hchcld ther was oil dead oeypuses.'
Anacz he, let EN- riz an be dain'd to
ON all ah. - oh, my suiFerin ieIlsr
cretur," se2 I, "ef you would but sue fur
praee you might cum to jipe that hevingly
qugc, m ie maDcipatcd frum the shackles
OF sin-ah. An he cooked up his gun. an
sc2 ho, II hu3 twenty six likely nigRers
mancipated on my hans, in et you open 70
jaw bout Emancipation to mo agin, Il make
hazard vilties out ov yo dam d ole swivel
ed up carkass bcto hell could cripple osa
cnatah," My constant frens and hearers.
when ! seen that wicked man tockin Nv
hi gun.ah, began to feel exceedin dubious
an the words Nv the tex sm0ted upon ny
eur-ah--
AN when they riz up early in the NOR
uin behold they was all dead corpuses ;"
But, my Christian hearers, felt called
upon TO try my han one more time on this
ohurit man-oh; an sez |, My basphomous
trien, you air continually an forever dam'd>
ah, cf you don't immejitly sit down ofon
dat air iepceah, aud go 70 some sequestered
spot and pray iuryo souls redcmptioneah.
An he Jumped down cfen the fence sho
Duit-ah, but he didn't go to no se1uestered
spot-ah; hut, my unconscious hearers, he
stuck that big ole doube-bareled shot gun
close up to my reverend head-ah, an sez he,
I've hearn u sequester was the next thing
to u coRtcdica'cr, IN ct that s 20 business IN
dI3 air settlement, YOU had better begin to
grow nifty dam small an beautifully less ali. .
! Swearers il looked to He as ef drove
oy mules could trottcd down the barrels
oy that air old shot gun-ah, an put spurs
t. ole Roam, aud | galluped through the
wilderness fur 70 and twenty hours.ah; an
thinks |, MY hearers, If that air man don't
pullup soon, he'll git to the eend of his
rope ah. :"
"An when they rig up early in the lnorn~
in, behold they was all dead corpuses. P"
An sho nuff, MY patient hearers, in about
three days that profIanated man was TUX
up by the iyeedmaus buro and tried by
miliingtary commission and hung for kill
ing ny a Niger ah; aud ny ,ignen trens aud
hearers, when | seen bim q stauin on the
great IEmensity Nv space an a kickiu at
the 10th district, sez | to myself, in the
larguig Nv the inspired himester>ah.
One more sinner dead and gone,
a silver spade to dig his grave
golding chain 10 let him down,
A bugle horn to low him on-ah.
An when they Iiz up early in the morn
in behold thev Was ali dead cnrp,lees -