The Ashland union. [volume] (Ashland, Ashland County, Ohio) 1854-1868, 1867-08-07
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.

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human frame, and two hundred and fol
| ty eight bones. Women have the sam
number, not including whalsbones. :"
Reader, three years ago, when yo
charged the Republican party with beis
In favor Of negro suffrage, you we're me
With an indignant denial. Two yeaI
sgo, Gov. Cox published letter .agains
1t. This year you are to vote on It -
A Brooklyn Presbyterian, who, hA
great faith in Caieckism, and teaches |
with a pertinacity that would challsng
the admiration CT q Luther or Calvin, wa
putting the youngest of four through
course one day, when the question cam,
up, "Who tempted Eve p The it'll,
fellow, after q few moments thought
with an air OF confidence, exclaimed, "Ih
the gentleman who lives in hell ",
forgotten his name"
5. 2. Chase is taxed on an income o.
100000 per year. When he went /,
Washington, in 1861, he was not wortl
$4,000. He has been a lucky finan
oieE for himself, if not for the country
He and Jay Cooke have made loyaliy
pay-eh?
care you looking for any one in par
ticular 7" as the rat said when he saw tn.
cat Watching him.
Charge it home on them that the Re
publican party is responsible for the war
Fortune-tel!ers and tilting hoops Cd
crate differently. The former revea
what a lady will be in the future-th,
latter reveal what she is at present.
John Van Buren, onqe sauntered into
one OF the New York City Courts, and
seated himself beside friend who was
conducting an important suit. After
several questions had been put and ex.
ceptions taken, Mr.. Van Buren, thinking
that The ruling Of the bench was q little
odd, asked, in bis peculiar, quiet way
"Who is on the other side in this case
besides the Judges"
The Radicals say negro suffrage w;ll
be adopted in this country sooner or Ia.
ter. That will not be the case till the
whites become too degraded to be worthy
of living under free government. Then,
and then only, when the Radicals have
succeeded, in completing ths degradation
and ruin of the country, will negro suf.
frage become universal.
Men are like bugles, the more brass
they contain, the more noise they make,
and the further you can hear them. La.
dies are like violets the more modest and
retiring they appear the better you like
them. -
A printer not long since, having been
"dung" by his sweetheart, wen, to the
office to commit suicide with the "shoot-
ing stick" The thing wouldn't 20 Off
The "devil," wishing to pacify him, told
him to go into the sanctum where the
editor was writing duns to delinquent
subscribers. He says the picture of dc.
spair recGucilea lied him hiH 70 70 his fate.
The Radical leaders call their. party
the "Union party That's fat burglary
of an honest namo. The Radical party
is the Disanion party--it prevents re.un. :.
ion, and keeps ten States anxious to get
in, out Of the Union-makes them pay
taxes, but denies them representation.
Lawyer G., entering his friends.
Or: Ms Office, speaking in hoarsb
whisper, Erred, I've got such cold this
morning, | can't speak the truth" DR..
NJ: "Well, I'm glad it's nothing that
Will Interfere with your business" O.,
bolts of to meet an engagement.
Put it at them. that the Democratic
party is party Of the people, while the
Radical party is q party Of the bondhold.
ers. -
Don't forget the record proves that II
s the so-called Union party which pre-.
rents Union and peace.
A western paper in answer to the 10.
luiry-"What has become Of the Gov.
'rnmept Of the United Sta,esi" SAYS :
why, sir, do you forget history so soon ?
The Government vas shot ip the private
'ox of Pheater on Good Friday night,
more than two years ago. 1t is as dead
is herring" .
Congress still keeps Kentucky out of
no Union. Kentucky was SO obstinate
hat she wouldn't 20 out, during the 70.
eili0n' .,i so the Onion Party farms her
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