Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-08-14
Josh BIIIIngs Closes Oat his
Light Wares. ~

' If you want teW buy repentance at
the highest market price, invest in lite
boots. .l.c8se
l had rather be q receiver oF stolen
goods than the keeper oY other folks
sekrets. -li 5aal, Bsl
Everybody ought to be- obliged 4 10
write his own episaf, and then if he
filed the bill while living, hay his
tornbstun endorsed with Il after he
was dead. 4-- =
New York is red hot sul the time
for the latest news, If Ball & Black
should suspend, not business, but q
pigs tail in one of theirs windows,
at least fifty thousand would gaze at it
the first day, and long for one of the
brussels to carry home and show to
their wifes.
Rats originally cum from Norway. I
supoz this accounts for their FASHION
to knaw away so mutch.
never knew very handsum woman
engaged in the ''Woman's rights" BUSH
ness-they kan play the cards they
already holdfto better advantage
True happiness seems teW consest in
being filed with wants and passions.
and the keeping the wants and passions
on a milk diet. Instinct tells the ani-
mails how tew supply their wants, and
that IL all reason kan do for humans.
When day breaks, the assets are al
ways light. 81,
After aNl the philosophy / kan kram
up sometimes git disgusted with life
lit seems tew be but an uncertain
victory over base passions that even
q mule don't hax. \
Men are perfektly delighted in be-
ing cheated, until they discoFer the
way the thing il did, and then they
are disgusted, not with the fraud, but
the loss oz nogelty.s e-. e..z.I
It ia . kuriOus fact that with world
full nv pleasure, our principal enjoy
ment il in hope. F.-. ID za
Thars IL only one modification THAT
I kan remember now in being rich,
and that il yu sre hattered before yure
face and abused behind it. al ..
1 haY alwus konsidered abstract dogs
a good thing, but never could fully ap-
pFeciate the utter necessity oE keepin
q Woodoock dog in thickly settled
City exclusively on porter house steak
when there wasn't . live Toodeoek
within go miles oY me. but thare IL
plenty og folks who kan, which shows
how little / know.
am loudly in faYer of new things,
but Il am opposed sew enay man. even
one oY our eolored associates, thinking
he hez discovered q new truth jist BE-
kause he hAz, for the FIRST time in his
life, stumbled into an old one.
should be ashamed oT niseh tew
say hArsh word against the noble ami
NAL, the hoss but / haTn't been able
tew see that it is best to let the breed
oY mankind run out jist for the sake
oy getting hoss that can trot in 2;l6.
/ hav noticed that those persons who !
haV the keeuest sense Nv misery hGy
also the brightest visions of Joy, but |
there u sum folks whom even mclasses
handy won't make happy, nor even
worry.
don't think thsre is emmy more ex-
cuse for keepin Shanhigh rooster than
thare IL for keeping a morse that yu
haY tew back up to second story win
dow to put the erooper on.
It il astonishing how vary small they
wear their pantAloons in Broadway !;
but MOTIFS the pantaloons are plenty
big enuf for the legs.
When / see an old miser in the midst
1f hiz wealth, l consider him just about
IS happy az fly who has fell into .
quart bowl of molssses and kant git I
,ut.