Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-09-26
Paragraphs from the Bosion Post

Chase tears himself from Washington
next weeA.
Mudd is doctoring yellow fever patients
on the Dry Tortugas.
Cents-less individuals will be pleased to
know that there is no special value in the
cent coinage of 1873.
The latest intelligence-the one that is
always last to see the joke.-Punch.
Morrissey is noted in Washington res
taurauts for his remarkable appetite for
rare beef.
A new reading-uneasy lies the head that
lacks a crown.-Judy.
Prentice says that, if Sickles has only one
leg. he isn't half as lame as his recent de-
fence of himself
A Viscountess Montmorency has recent
lylbeen fined i'll London court for abusing
her servant.
Mark Twain wrote the Quaker City ad-
dress to the Gar.
. The mysterious eblack death" in ireland
is attributed to the eating of diseased beef.
1t is so dry in some parts of Ohio that
cloud of dust follows the plough.
Cora Pearl has given $40 for 20-ounce
dog.
New York has been free from cholera
for six days.
New Bedford boasts a genuine cholera
case.
The yellow fever prevails among misceg-
enators to an alarming extent.
Brownlow's militia disarm citizens and
then shoot them.
The yellow fever is killing more men
than women in New Orleans. s.
Chase defends the civil authorities in the
Sickles inibroglio. He is but standing up
for himself.
Emigration from Ireland to New York
has suddenly and greatly increased.
A New Jersey schoolmistress has got
into trouble by beating and choking one OF
her scholars.
The Prince Imperial is to go to public
school and take his birching with plebelans.
Forty thousand cattle have been driven
from Texas to Kansas this year.
Planters in Louisiana are afraid they
cannot command labor to pick their cotton.
.Ioyal Leagues" which enforce attend
ance, are the trouble.
A fair but tickle young Englishwoman
advertises copy of Longfellow's poems
which she desires to exchange for yellow
parasol.
Gossip saws Napoleon went to Salzburg
to find wife for Napoleon ~. There
was charming eleven-year-old princess
there.
Forney's stationery bill shows that the
increase of salary necessitated the pro-
viding of each Senator with eight pocket
books.
A practical joker put croton oil in the
milk with which some Troy base ballists
refreshed themselves, and the result was
very sick nine.
The Philadelphia Age things General Dis
gust divides the command in the Radical
camp with General Apathy.
The Ne,oburyport Herald sensibly thinks
that J. Wilkes Booth has been made hero
about long enough, and the Government
had better let him slide If his mother wants
his bones.
+ The Independent newspaper asks, What
shall be done with obituaries?" We cannot
advise, generally, but think the Indepen-
dents could be published without produc-
ing inconsolable grief.
One of Tilton's friends has hit upon an
expeditions manner of disposing of the
President. He says, "Let him be tried by
court martial, and shot by twelve soldiers,
in a hollow square,"
An old lady announced in court at At
lanta. that she s'had no counsel, that God
was her lawyer my dear madam" re-
piled the Judge, "He does not practice in
this court"
A disabled soldier has made enough
money to buy a wooden leg, by cutting up
his Old cruJcleS llGO Hail luCl Uito diiu SCll-
ing them as portions of the staff from which
Ellsworth hauled down the rebel flag.
The President has a large batch of in
dorsing letters from favor-seeking Radi-
calls, which will furnish interesting reading
about the time they bring on impeach-
ment.
The Topeka (Kansas) Leader says it would
nuhlish the list of candidates for sheriff in
that county but for the fact that it would
he impossible to print them all, before
election, at the rate of three columns per
day.
The platform of an intelligent aspirant
tn the Pennsylvania Legislature is, "for
the negro all the time, and against Andrew
johnson"
phillips says Chase doesn't want the
Presidency, not he; and that if he does, he
WON'T get it. Stick to the last, Wendell
the last assertion, we mean. ~
Fessenden gives Wilson & Co., severe
ont when he says he does not consider it
,,roner for him, as Senator, to express an
opinion on impeachment.
"A man in Sacrosanct, New jersey, was
fned one dollar for working in his garden
On Sunday, and fifty cents each for two
swears in which he INDUCED at the pro-
ceeding.
Tba latest murder sensation In England
,s tbe ease of a little girl, who was killed
- - "a hio,u ,Inon the head, and then dismem-