Idaho semi-weekly world. (Idaho City, Boise County, Idaho Territory) 1867-1868, 1867-08-24
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

MAN is q mister, and woman q mystery.
Work does not wear men so much as worry.
THE best capital to begin life with is cap
ital wife,. E sas51 sas blaaases Is Ia Z
ANevir habit is never conquered BY yielding
to it. -.s ,.ra 800 ..g...sa.3
Woman is delusion; but menwill hug de-
lusiOns. 69
THE richer man makes his food the poorer
he makes his appetite. 8fes9@A
THE pleasure of doing good is the only one
that never wears out. s 49,. .s..s,l ~, s's5
THERE Is a man in the moon, and a man and
woman in the honeymoon. @ s..
MAINE papers are Mortified at the increase
Of divorces IN that State. - 81 - 800 T
THE body of Artemns Ward has been taken
to Waterloo, Me-, for burial. soa 9as $50
WAR for others to advance your interests
and you will wait till they are not worth adj
yancing. r949 81 ill., essgissrd Is saf8sa
AN angel without money! is not thought so
much Of nowadays, as the devil with q bale of
greenbacks.
THEBE are now two busts, and but two of
eminent lawyers in the Supreme Court at New
York, and the tw0are of s1rishInen--T h0mas
Adds Emmett and Charles O'ConOr.
OON1E OI Uu0 N0W 1OIh pupcIS dl0 ul6CUoc~
ing the practicability of reforming the jury sys-
tenn in that State so as to dispense with juries
in all civil cases. retaining them in the criminal
cases only. sh s ~
A NEGRO named John Vandyke, was con-
victed at New Havens CT, on fifteen separate
charges of indecent assaults upon children,
and sentenced in each case to six months in
the county jail, and to pay fine OF 300. AS
he is unable to pay, his sentences will amount
TO about % years. - q " q - - 81 W
"WoULD you like to look at the moon?"
asked professor" who had stationed his
epy-gass at the street corner, of an Emeralder.
''Tolde diVii wild We would / be afther givin'
ye dime to look at de moon wild one eye,
when can see it wild my two eyes and not
cost clint ~ "a G. 80 -
The Louisville, Democratic New York cor
respondent, speaking of the great number Of
invalid clergymen, says: We do not read that
Paul, or Peter, or Andrew, or james, or John,
or any of the Apostles were ever troubled with
bronchial affections in the spring of the year.
They did good deal Of travelling, to be sure,
butt wasn't tOysee the worlds fairs. l38fH
PAT was broughtSup before the Judge and
Intercepted as follows: g What passed be-
tween you and the prisoner :" said the Judge
to the witness q Oh! thin, Place your wor-
ship, sees Mike top of the garden wall.
Pat, says he: what p saysI; there, says
he; where 2 says / whist, says he; 'fush,,
says l.; and that's oil / know about it, Place
your worship e -
THE LOnden Spectator says that of all the
offenses, the-one which in England is most diff
icults to check is that of torturing wives.
What with the reluctance of wives t0imprison
their bread-winnerss the brutality Of the popu-
lation, the blunted feeling of magistrates
brought into hourly contact with ruffianism,
and the existence of secret belief that wives
must be kept in order somehow, it is safer to
beat "a wife nearly to death than steal hare.
gIse BILLINGS GAIT sa.s
asHo9 ssHenesty is the best policy"
The author Ov this prOverb waz either We
~ shrude man, or he acksidentily spoke what
he didn't think. 60 NaA @HAA
Honestaiz in my opinyun, mere matter
0Tp0lisy. T
Man.iz, waz, aud alwus viii be, q dishonest
kritter by natur
It il az natral for him few steal when he
wants tew, az it il tew bio biz noze.
The fear ev the law here, and the law here
after, haz furnished us sum very clever speci-
mems or Christianity. Baat4s
Serpoze there lwaz no law lagin wives, how
nlenry men IL thare in yure naberhOOd, that
wouldn't sustain the law2 -
Human natur il the same awl over north
amefika, except in those places where they
subsist by playing poker, and thare it depends
4 good deal upon the number Of aces in a pack
hav4seen sum packs that had aces in them,
upon the principle that S aces will beat aces
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