The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1867-02-14

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GIrTIEo CP An AuDapmcs-Tho nod
-ern cpstp4 Of high-eomndioRsa auouaeo-
menss 81 'distinguiShed Ministers, 10 ven
taken OF by letter purpoEting 70 have
beer discovered by aa64rian scholar,
and bearing date A. d, 50. It 10 trans
lated Is folIows:-.The news Of the asri-
..pI6y sa 70 81 e0i isd.sd. a. |.
tablet was hastily prepared. and privatsly
circulated. for fear e eur onemiss, co.,
tanning the following brief announce
ment Paul. the great preacher. has
lsnep44x40eo4lT 6onsh ~
the seaSide on The afst day Of the week.
His subject 10 not announced; but from
his well known tn1onoD rnr0 mtellectual
repast may be expected. Let the breta
rem rally; tsst hs ny hsSe e aud.snca-
A Coon TnIxo.-A correspondent OF
the Cipcissad Commsrcisl tells the fol-
lowing excdHxa Nokn3 xxs+ -.
The following took placs in the Ken
lucky Legislature few days ago:
se "A 5Ra s. 3 !
. .:ies "a &. I y. s' HI
seat In the House, a. business opened,
would commence reading his favorite
paper, and about the same moment some
member would move to dispense with the
reading Of the journal, and our mountain
member would taysSlown his paper He
stood IL for some time, when, rising from
his seat one morning after the usual mo-
ton, he exclaimed - The top Il his
voice:
Mr.. Speaker, I've sot here in my seat
, trr ne - = ,Ss:!@ spesissed = -
the reading of the journal and I've
by IL, and no man has ever moved to dis
pense with the Democrat or Commercial,
and, Mr.. Speaker, won't stand il any
longer. Mr.. Speaker
Here the balance was lost in the gen.
s''' iAueo'r II 81 " e " Z!
A LUXURIOUS DEATH-When the w.
coon Of Japan died recently il is said
that ten high dignitaries OF that govern
ment demanded the unspeakable favor
OF being allowed to discmbowel them
selves in honor OF their deceased ruler |
Five Of them only were deemed worthy |
Of such . death, the Others not being |
sufficiently noble for the honor. Hari |
Kari, as the Japanese call the disem |
boweling process. is one Of the highest
pinnacles Of earthly fame in their eyes. |
No wonder such poor fools object to /
commerc'al inserseufscf With Eciyilise1
An exchange in speaking Of the magi-
cal strains Of hand organ, says 81
''When he played sOA& Ooe Tray. 1et
noticed eleven purps sitting in front OF
the machine Oh their launches brushing
the tears from their eyes With their fore
paws" gas.ss - : ~ ~ I
A HoUsKMAIn was sent to call q gentle
man 70 breakfast. and found him using !
the tooth brush. ..Is he comingT' in |
quired the ladys of the house ssY e |
ma'am. was the reply. hes Just sharp |
ening his teeth -
"How came such greasy mess in the |
ovenr asked edEst5 cd spinisser Of
her maid of all work. ''why," replied
the girl. ''the candles fell into the water, /
and I put them into The oven to dry"
AN editor in Iowa has become 30 hol- |
low from depending upon the printing
business alone for bread, that he pro-
posed to sell himself for stoyepipe ut
three cents lasSoot -
,.,.,,
Asu~s ueen AsceEtaineu, says cotem-
porary, that people who nav the printer
yearly are seldom struck By lightning-I
II this is bona ode fact, We have In
our minds eye few who ought to pro-
cure lightning rods instanter.
An eastern steamer heino IN a.,v..
rcceuAlv n IN k.>ct,es ,s,,e e, mr. 800
servers, except an old lady, who said she
would rasnA4 sink than 60 floakine /