The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-08-08

Tx. 1 uAAn out luIO tE1 IaaIA oSS~
{ feels good on my face. don't care
or NV clothes, but will be well; and
am buried alive l warn you, don't les
INV fresh air or sunlight down upon my
,oiiin, Ii yo,, don't want me to get up
"DAD's DYIN.' '"-As o remarkabl~
Instance of fllial affection and juvenile
we present the following:
"On Tuesday lad of twelve or thir-
teen years of age visited Caledonia for -
Doctor. lie found Riddle at home TAX
ing his siesta, and woke him up with:
doctor, want you TO come and SEQ
dad-he's dyin'. "Well," says the doc
tor. IF he's dyin' can't do him any
good "That's so,' rejoined the boy;
hell be dead IL less than n, hour"
and turning on his heel, added: We'll,
by jing, we've all got TO die some time
or other, and dad might rs well die now
~ any time.'-H. Louis Dem.
There Is German family in Galena,,
who in daily conversation, use the Eng
lish language, but the mother teaches
the same German prayers she used to
repeat in her childhood, away back on
the banks Of the river Rhine. One night,
As little Earnest, IL precocious chap OF
four, was quietly going through his ev-,
euing deyotioy, he suddenly electrified
aud astonished his mother by exclaim-
lng-"Ma, why do we always talk YAM
kee, and pray German' Is God .
Dutchman
The leading men of Louisa county, Va,
have followed the examp'esof those OF
Albermarl county, in holding public
meeting and pledge their fidelity to the
Republican party. The ball Is rolling.
Three weeks ago-according to the
st. Joseph Herald youthful married
couple from she East took board In a
private family Of that city and soon af-
ter another young man frequently visit
cd the wife. On Sunday last the hus- q
band caught them In detios,., and draw
ing n revolver, fired at the young man,
a ball passing through his shirt sleeve.
He leaped out Of the window, leaving
his coat, hat aud boots in the room, and
| fed to saloon where he perfected hts
habit" Atevenng the husband enter
/ ed an ice-cream saloon with a ,yn.ph on
his arm, and later entered the gay sedu-
Ger and his victim. A formal and friend
" introduction followed, then an ex-
change of fcompanions, and the parties
separated, the husband sending his wife
home and saying, II can't live with her,
but | will protect her.
Some new inventions, the Boston
Transcript thinks are needed In this
country. Among these needed inven-
tions it specifies several that would be Of
great benefit. 1t says there ought to be
a method devised OF using steam on
common roads. Some cheaper materi-
al and process for making paper is the
great want of tho age, and, If realized
would give mighty impulse to civili-
zation. The heating and cooking In
our house ought to he done by one and
the same apparatus. There is a need Of
something that shall be convenient as a
pencil and as iegible and as durable in
its tracings as those ofpen and ink; there
is demand for unquestionabIe water
tight blacl<ing: and there ought to be q
boot which should have some distant re-
both comely to the eye and comfortable
10 the foot.
\ Wyandotte correspondent OF tho
| Icayenworth Conservative writes:
f Recently young and handsome Wild
Ow of our city, was seen, revolver in
hand perambulating the streets in search
of deserting lover, who, she stated,
f had broken his promise to marry her
and had run away. She searched In
, vain until Saturday last, when she
learned the young man had been seen
> in skitf, with II cargo of butter and
eggs, on his way from Parkville
q When he reached Wyandotte she was
in waiting to welcome him to her bosom
! The Young man could not see it in that
| light, whereupon she drew her revolt
= yer and invited the hero to fight tht
. brcastworlts or surrender uncondition.
ally and marry her Immediately. He
bravely surveyed the situation, surren.
, dered himself and cargo. and on the Goth
q inst, "by virtue of authority vested ,
&c, was brevetted with the rank OF
l husband.
A French genius has invented = new
flying machine. Hcadway in the ali
v is obtained by Il series of rapid explo
sions Of petroleum, the shocks hitting
the machine behind mnch after the
fashion of the stuffed clubs that figure IL
, extrayaganzas, and securing a like hori
zontal propulsion. OF these explosion
: there are thirty or forty per minute, and
; when they fail the ;eronaut gets tum
bic. This is quite the opposite of tn,
steamboating method and is exceeding.
ly novel. The safety, comfort and speed
i ofthe new plan lies in being persistent
. ~ bown VI.
I The Leavenworth Conservative Of Ju.
ly 18th, five years ago. contained the fol-
y lowing:
: JOHN BROWN SHALL BE SUNG"--I
do solemnly swear that | will not sing
S any song except John Brown" the
star Spanglcd Banner Battle Cry
2 of Freedom and Red White and Blue
4 ON Sunday, or any other day, in church
: or out Of church until this rebellion is
put down, SO help me God.
The above oath WIS administered at
! the Conservative office last evening tn