The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-12-05
Humorous


teacher of vocal music und.rtooL
the other day, to beat the time" made
by Dexter-and miserably failed.
what herbs arc the most desirable In
hot weather? Answer.-Sub-urbs :
shocking thing to think OLA gal-
vanic battery. -. '.'.s
"A man of low cxtraction-a cheap
dentist. ~
The gentleman who took tho chair
was not arrested.
we don't know that our young men
generally have cataracts in their eyes,
but they have great many waterfalls.
To eoonomizc is to draw In as much M
possible. The ladies apply this art to
their persons, and the result s . very
small waste.
a Georgia paper boasts that the ores 4
OF that state make the best ben metal IN
the world. Up this way ''tin' Is looked
upon as the best belle metal in thc
world. ..." II F.'# >>'>'gi
Signal for bark-rulling Oh dogs
tail. ~ %A -t = 1'te 1cNlAl
"A writer, dwelling upon the in,norf. Z
ahce OF small things, says "that he nj
ways take notice, even OF straw. esne.
clally If there happens to be a sherry
cobbler at one end of it,
Why are good women like iyve Ra-
cause the greater the ruin the closer
they cling! its
why should man with termigant
wife be considered a smart feI,owp Ro.
cause he's a shr!w'd individual. s17
Jinks and an acquaintance were o,,
the beach the other day and heard tho
screaming and giggling of some younr
ladies' who were preparing to bathe i'm
the SURF. Jinks' friend asked what oc-
casioned so much noise in the bath.
house. "oh," replied Jinks. ait is only
some bellies peeling."
lhere IS one thing among many in :
lie ~ try men more than any other r.
, is a-jury.
IN one OF Josh Billings late papers he
, says: The sun was a-going TO bed, and
the hevins fur and near were a blushino
| at the pcrformance''
IL colts pistol has six barrels, how
many barrels ought horse pistol to
! have:
t 1he lecture season is near. Domestic
lectures began some time since.
Gross people arc to be severely avoid
l cd, but we see no reason why one who
Is Il grocer may not be cultivated in a
; friendly way.
What Is tho difference between a
spehdthrift and feather bed? One is
hard up, and the other is soft down.
When man is out OF money he shows
the least of it. When he is out of fem.
per ne shows the most of it.
!, "A company Of farmers were discuss
ing Tue relative merits of rival thresh-
ing machines, when they were aston
ished by the wife Of the one at whose
mouse they were eNclaming emphatic-N
!cally that the best threshing machine
she knew anything about was broom
| stick.
) Bread is dearer. Even the better
classes appear to be falling into dreadful
destitution, for it is no uncommon SIGHT
now to meet their wives and daughters
wearing nothing but sacks.
a maiden speech-Ask papa. -
Iailor's revenge Giving > customer /.
lits. Ss@ I
a new way to pay old debts Settle !
them.
The lap Of luxury-a cat enjoying her /
milk -.
When is the best time to read the book
of naturco When autumn turns the
leaves. . #4
Ten men, white and colored. were
: publicly whipped at New Castle, Del, K
on saturday, large semhlage Of men, .
women, boys and girls witnessing the !.
humane exhibition of Delaware Justice. 4
Five men We're also on exhibition in the
pillory.