Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1867-04-27

WAsHHeToN, April S. 1867.
The news nv the election in Connecti-
cut created the most profound sensashen
at, the Corners. 1t cum to us so onex-
pected, so like clap nv thunder from a
clear sky, or ruther SO Ikea CLEAN NV
sunlite thre a mass nv oVerpowerin black
clouds, so like the first streak Nv sunlite
in the mornin after a long mite of colera
morbus with no brandy in the house, that
we wuz overpowered with it. The Cor
ners hewitt experience sich a satisfactory
spasm ny joy senee the receet NV the
news Nv the Fort Piller affair. 1t per-
doost very singuler effect on Deekin
Pogram When cum mp to him with
the news, he was engaged with all elo-
kenee he possessed tryin to convince u
nigger, witch formerly belonged to him
that after all the Seutherners themselves
wuz the only ones wich the niggers Good
trust, and that when the time cum for EN-
to exercise the Elective franchise EFF they
he'd any regard for their own interests
they wood turn their back on the Ablish-
nists, who Wuz to man, hory-heded de
ceevers, and trust them and them only
who knowd er1. 80
ssSamyooel," sed the lDeekin, in. a affee-
shunit tone, with one hand on the1iggers
shoulder, "whv shoodent. we love you. -
Yoo are bone Nv our bone, and flesh NV
cur fesh-we are of one blood" (this
remark the Deekin.got into a habit some
years ago NV seittin off when speekin nv
the Dimoerisy' n orth, and alluz uses 1t. 1t
is. ruther effective tho in this instance, ef
. he'd bin his place, shoodent hev slung
it out, OWN to the pecooliar CONSTRUCTS
shen wich might be put onto it) )-@and
our interests arerohe Samyoeel.n
'sDeelin" sell interuptin him. Deck
in Connecticut has spoken in thunder
tones, and hes gono. Diniccratic p
N"Wat!n sez he, aDimocrat!r."
s"Verily,'' sez /. ga Governor, and
three Cengressmeh out of four. .-isf Sd
Ther wuz a sudden rupcher nv the
friendly reIashens existing between the
Deekin and Samyooel, the dark complex
ioned. If he wuz Nv the Deebfn's flesh
the Deekin Muz In favor uy mortifyinsit,
for never wuz flesh so belabored.,ez wuz
that unfortunit chattel's. The flesh wuz
ilnmejitly' lasserated. He pitched into
him feroshus, and after pummellin the as
tonished Afrekin, who didn't see why the
result nv the eleekshuu shood work in
sich- "a change, till he wuz out of breath.
he condenst wat WIZ remainin into one
vigorous kick, exclaimin-
ssFake that, yeo black swindler. Pve
talked sweet to 700 under false pertenses
I've bin betrayed into wastin soft sawdel
onto nigger-into eeaxin wher | hev 9
ondeniabIe rite to commahd4-into-"
Swat does all dis mean?7 sed the mig
ger family. a .h,. 4 .E--lsE f.at ~
.Mean5m sedI to him 'inay friend this
is the reacshun we've heard somach a.
bout-7its arriY. 1t means that there is
exceedingly good chance NV yoor bein re,
doost a agin to yoor normal speer, az yool
comm. down from the high hoss yooye
bin ridin and in bein agin o servant
unto ,yoor brethren, 1t means that Con
necticut hez spoken, that yoors .goed
deal more yalyooable to US now than VOC
wuz a hour ago. Go my friend, and buy
salve for yoor broeses for unless yool
heeld, yoor yalyoo will be less in markit
Yoo'd be ashamed to sell for low price
woodent yoe ?" lS'
7 left the Bimocracy jubilatin and Gun
on to Washinton, feelin thatI must g
where Good find kindred soles. The
mite arrived there wuz high carnival a
the W hite House The President wuz IL
tallifeatheradTheI wuz Connecticut visi
ible all over him. He he'd awooden nut
meg fora buzzuin pima 'minatoor basf
wood ham. hung from his watchl fob, ane
in honorof the occashun they wuzi drink
in punches made nv Moo England run
with small slices NV w eathersfield on
vuns insem instead Nv lemons Randall
sprung towards. me ez entered the room
and claspedme by one hand, the Presi
dent by tother, and we then-not alto
gether onlike thet three graces--embraced
They he'd the advantage nv me, ez they
| he'd one odor-the onions-wich heden
bnt1I stoodislt. Why not, when thai
odor wuz from the breaths of. those hey
inthe apintin power? / wood hev stood
it he'd they bin eatin assofoetika ssi9 rs