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The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24
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The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

OUv-DooR WHIrEwAsII.-The follow,
ing is well recommended Two quarts
skinned milk; 2 oz4. fresh slaked lime
S lbs. whiting; put the lime into stone,
ware vessel, pour upon it a sufficient
quantity OF milk TO make mixture re-,
sembling cream, aud then add the bal e.
ance of the milk. CrambIe the whiting
and spread 1t on the surface OF the tlaid
Stir or grind as you would lead paint,
and apply ny yon DO other paints IT,
dries quick, and second or third coat
can be added if desired 1t is inodo.
rous, does not rub off. This quantity
will cover 81 square yards with one coat.
1t may be colored, if desired, by adding
ooloring matter
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

Buss, to kiss again plnribus, to kiss
with out regard 10 sex ; sllbus, to kiss
the hand Instead of the lips bunder
buss, to kiss the wrong person omni-
buss, to kiss all the persons in the room;
erebus, to kiss in the dark, Evidently,
the country girl who went down to the
city recently, had these definitions in
her mind. A young gentleman was to
escort her some distance through the
town, and not wishing to walk, remark,
ed Hold on, Mary, let's take bus ,
but Mary, blushlng to the eyebrows,
drew back, and with wounded modesty
replied: 'OGeorge, not right here in the
street i
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

COMrLiMGNrAEY - The Richmond,
Virginia, Ecnn,iaer,is opening its py es
10 the vir'nrs of the negro character. A
recent lead ng article begins az follows ;
There mrst be something radically
wrong IN lhe head or heart Of any man
who could view, without much admira-
ton, the general demeanor of the color.
Cd people Of this commonwealth during
and siuce the var. We merely express
the feeling Of every fair minded man,
when we pay willing trbuta to the
fidelity, honesty and diligence with
which they discharged their duties as
slaves while their masters were absent
in the field, and to the extreme moIaraa
ton with which, when let alone, they
conducted themselves, in the change
from their servie condition to their
present state OF freedom
when we remember these facts, we
gather confidence that, in the discharge
of the new dnue, thrnst upon them by
,h3 late action of Congress they will
d'sapprint th' hopes OF those who a,e
now drsirouI to see ,ha, conflict OF races
b gun which the war failed to excite
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24
,farnlcrs' Column,
HORTICULTURAL HINTS.


Cultivate acquaintances, if desirable it
not, cut them
Never SOW the seed of di.senslou.
Weed your Library.
Invest in Stocks.
Get az much Hearts ease as you can
Fern-Growers, don't be too fisrce in
you rivalry; remember the Wars OF The
Frond lei.
Attend to Wal.aowers, and trim Cox
combs.
Emulate the Cucumber-be cool.
Don't Peach.
Avoid Flowers of Speech.
Pot-a lot of money on racecourses.
Bedding out is good for Plants, but
not for Friends.
Take the advice of the Sage, or you
may Rue the consl quences.
Ladies! success to the great Rose
show-on your cheeks; and may always
be Eyebright. On, B,-Never pay your
bets in Fox-gloves PmcRs Almanac
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

THE Charlottesville (Va.) Chronicle
takes a sensible view of the Connecticut
election in an article, of which the fol>
loving Is sample
What we would say, therefore, is
tins Let not the Son,h as usual fly off
at the helve about the Competent elec.
ton let IA not fall back again in hope
upon the 'Drmorrat'c party We have
snifered sufficiently by ieIuslons of this
sort III the past two years
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24
RlPARAIlk GhPILLL.

Throw away your false trizzcs, Your switches,
your wig
Destructive otcrmtort, and not worth fig;
Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and tair
And rejoice in your own iuAurianl hair.
REPARATOR CAPlLLI.
For restoring hair upon bald heads (from
whatever cause it may have fallen ouD and
forcing groth OF hair unon the face, 1t has no
equal 1t III force the bearl to grow uron
the smoohcst fac, in from i've ociGht weeks,
orhair upon ball lieu is in fiom two to three
months A few ignorant practitioners rave
asserted that there is noih'rg that viii force
or hasten the growth of the hair or beard -
Their assertions are false, rs thousands Of liv-
ing witnesses (ir,m their own cXpeIirnce) can
bear witness But many will say ow are We
20 distinguish the genuine from the spurious ?
1t certainly is difficult, ms nine. ln,hs OF the
different Preparations advertised for the h'ir
and beard are entirely worthless; and you
may have already thrown way Urge amounts
In their purchase. To such We wOuldsiy, try
the Rcparator Capilli, it will cos, you moth
ing unless 1t fully comes up to our rcpres"n-
tations. II your druggist does not keep IT,
send us one dollar and we will forward it,,
postpaid. together with receipt for the mo-
ney, which will he r turned you on applica
tion, providing entire satisfaction is not given
Address, W. L. CLARK g. CO., Chemists,
No West Eayuttc St,Syracuse. N. Y
febi3,'G7-
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

HOUSEHOLD HISrs.-Wood ashes and
common salt wet with water will stop
the cracks OF a stove, aud prevent the
smoke from escaping.
Stir Poland Il rch with q common
candle, and it will not stick to the iron,
and 1t will be much nicer.
Alum and vinegar is good to set COL
ors OF red, green or yellow.
Sal soda will bleach very white; one
spoonful is enough for a kettle of
c.o,hes.
Save your 'u Q COR garden plants, or
for garden yards, , hen sandy,
Wash your tea trays with cold suds,
polish with little -four and rub with a
dry cloth.
Frozen potatoes make more starch
than fresh ones; they also make nice
cakes,
A hot shovel held over varnished
furniture will take out the white spots.
A bit of glue dissolved in skim milk
and water will restore old craze.
Ribbons, of any kind should be wash.
ed in cold soap suds and not rinscl.
ltyour fat irons are rough rub them
with fine salt. aud it will make them
smooth.
Oat straw is the best tor filling bells;
it should be changed once year.
ltyou are buying carpe; tor durlbl
ity, choose small figures
A bit of soap rubbed on the hinges of
doors will prevent their creaking.
Scotch snntf put IN holes where crick,
cts come out will destroy them.
A gallon of strong Iye put in barrel
OF hard water will make it sot. az rain
water.
Half a cranberry on corn will soon
kill it.
Always mend clothing before wash.
ing.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

A lady who was married on Friday,
whea IA kei why she conSummated such
ImnortaAt act on such an unlueky day,
responded that she had been married on
every other day in the week, and had
always made snch poor fist OF it, that
she concluded to test hangman's day,
horeing the halter wouldn't sip this
time
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

A YOUNG lady in the New o leans
Museum. who gees intn the hnu's den,
put too much pomalum on her hair. -
The unctuous Alor excited the lions ap.
petite, and when she stopped to let him
jump over her according to the pro,
granme, the sagaciouS beast bit of her
waterfall,
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

IN The tN enlieth year OF Queen L iz-
beths reigH, a blacksmith nt Lpudon,
named Mark Scaliot, made lock of iron,
steel ana brass. OF eleven pieces. and a
pipe key. all of which only weighed one
grain Scalot also made a chain of
gold, OF for,y>three links, which he
fastened to the lock and key, and put it
around the neck of a flea. which drew
the whole with perfect ease. The chain
key, lock and flea, altogether, weighed
but one grain and a half,
We presume Scaiot soon left this toll
some "orld after completing the above
mentioned articles.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

chicks should be kept ina comfortably
warm place OF nights, aud should have
old bread soaked III water for their prin-
ci al food during the day. Keep them
where they can always have access to
water in &1'ioV vessels, and keep them
out OF the rain. ..t
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24
CrlSDer' Conn G..
Oh! she was beautiful and fair
With starry eyes and radiant hair,
Whose curing tendrls soft, entwined,
Enchained the very heart and mind.
CRJSPER COMA

For Curling the Hair of Either Eek into Wavy
and Glossy Rnglets or Heavy
Massive Curlcs
BY using this article Ladi, S and Gentlemen
can beautity themselves thousand fold. 1t
is the only article in the world that will curl
straight hair and at the same time give it II
beautiful, glossy appearance. The Crisper
Coma not only curls the hair, hut invigora,cs
beauties and cleanses it is highly and de-
lightlully perIumed, and is the most complete
article otthe kind ever offered tn the American
public. The Crisper Coma will he sent to
any addr IS, sealed and postpaid for ST.,
Address all orders to
W. L. CLARK & CO., Chemists
No. 3 West Fayette ST., Syracuse, N. Y.
tebl3, '67-ly
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24
EXCElSl0R! EXCELSIOR!
CHASTELLARS
HAIR EXTERMINATOR !

FOR REMOVING sUPERfLUoUs HAIR.
To the ladies especially, this invaluable de-
Nilnloy recommends itself us heing an almost
indispensable article to female beauty, Is east
" applied, does not burn or injure the skin.
but acts directly On The roots II Is warranted
10 remove superiluous hair from low foreheads
., y IRON md any prS pGt Hf tss U"ay completely
leaving the skin soft. smooth and natural.
This is the only Article used by the French.
and Is the only real etfectual depilatory In ex.
is,encc. Price rs cents per package, sent
postpaid, to any address, on receipt OF an
BERGER, SHUTS 8 CO., Chemists,
AVA 'sy-iy ssS Rlvsr ", Troy N Y
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

TnE Ciocinnatians had rar" feast OF
diluted whisky hs, week Over one
,hou' nd barrels oflhe'heveraee escaped
NJ the burning Of n di.lilery. into Deer.
creek, aud the Hail was pumped up to
the basin which supplies the city with
water, Temperance folks were thus
compelled to indulge in mixed drinks
tor once IN their lives. ....
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

WHAT a Coon NEWSPAPER MAY Do
Show Us an intelligent family of boys
and girls, and we will show you fami-
ly where newspapers and periodicals. are
plentiful. Nobody who has beeo with.
out these silent private tutors can know
their educating power for good or evil.
Have you ever thought of the innumer>
aple topics of discussion which they sug
gest at the breakfast table; the impor-
tant public measures with which, thus
early, our children become famlliary ac,
quainted; great phllanthroplc questions
OF the day, which unconsciously their at
tentlon is awakened, and the general
spirit Of intelligence which is evoked by
these quiet visitors! Any thing that
makes home pleasant, cheerful and chat.
ty, lhins the haunts Of vice, and the thou,
sand and one avenues of temptation,
should certainly be regarded, when we
consider its influence on the minds of
the young, as great moral and social
light.-Emersoa.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

The Wonderful Flexibity and great com.
fort and pleasure to any lady wearing the Du
pleX Elliptic Skirt wilt be experienced partic-
ularly in all crowded assemblies. operas, car
riages, railroad cars, church ews, arm chairs,
for promenade and house dress, as the skirt
can be folded when in use to occupy small
place ms easily and conveniently as silk or
Muslin Dress an Invaluable quality IN crino-
line not found in any Single Spring Skirt
a lady having enjoyed the pleasure, com
fort and great convenience OF wearing the Du-
pick Elliptic Steel Spring Skirtior singh day,
will never afterwards wilIingl, dispense with
their use. Fpg ChiIircn, Misses and Young
Ladies' they are superior 10 all others.
They will tot bend or break like the single
spring but viii preserve their perfect and
graceful shape vii n three or four ordinary
skirts will have been thrown aside as useless.
The hoops are covered with double and twist
ed thread, and the bottom rods are not only
double springs, but twice COR dOuble) covered:
preventing them from wearing OH. when drag
ging down stoops, stair, &c.
The Duplex elliptic is great iavoric with
all ladies' and is universally recommended by
the Fashion Magazn as the standard skirt
Of the fashionable world
To enjoy the following inestimabie advan-
tages in Crinoline, viz: superior quality, per-
ileXihiiIy, durability, comfort and economy,
enqu!rc for ]. w. BRADLEY'S Duplex Elp.
tic, or Double Sprlug Skirt, and be sure YOU
get the aenuine article.
eau rlON-T0 guard against imposition
be pTicuMr TO NOTICE that skirts offered ns
"DUPLEX" have the red ink STAN, viz: u
w Rroilpy's DunlrN Eilj,uir Stool -, ,in,r,,
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

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rapidly and easily, write for full particulars
and address NllLNOR & CO. (From Paris,)
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The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

ORcnARD,-Look well to peach trees,
shorten In and see that the peach worm
is not at work Pour boiling water on
the lower part Of tho trunk Near the
ground and ifa sufficient quantity be
used, it will O OK the worm without in.
Jury to tho trecs We are well convinced
that even three gallons of boiling water
to each tree, ma, he so used without in
jury.
Manure trees. and remember that
they require cultivation. Attend to pre-.
paration Of cons ea,ly, anj gait such
trees as require it
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

Those who have chickens .hould give
them little fresh meat occasionally and
fresh ground 10 scratch over, and a little
lime aud sand to PICK into. Little
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-04-24

PARTIES WISHING ANY KIND OF
j o B r IL i N TIN q!
done should give US call We are ready at
all timesto do anything In tho printing line.
q r. H 70 II
In Saysrs' Building. Immediately East Of tho
Court House 'IUI,1.
New-York tribune., 1867-05-29

colored are now relieved from widespread
misapprehension as TO the extent OF disfran-
chisement We trust that all classes will be
encouraged thereby to pursue the right path,
which is clearly that of loyalty to the Union,
combined with forbearance toward each other.
There has been rather too much reliance placed
upon disfranchisement as means oil securing
maiorties for loyal men. 1t seems to us an
undesirable source of power, and while in par
tcular States it has been, and perhaps still Is,
a necessity, it ought not to be universally re-
ouired. 1t cannot last, and has an unhealthy
effect while it does last We hope to see large
Union maiorities secured in the South, not by
tle exclusion of classes from the polls, but by
the free action of the whole people. we ex-
pect to see political privileges abused by large
numbers of malignant men but they would
not be excluded by any conceivable mterpre
tation of the law; while their evil tempers
would be only aggravated by restrictions which,
they would be conscious, were aimed at them,
but fell short of the mark
New-York tribune., 1867-05-29
ERRORS CORRECTED.

Perhaps it is always the wiser course TO
| leave misstatements and misapprehensions TO
! the slow but sure correction of Time. If you
show that charge is without foundation, you
| are held to admit that the oifense would be a
grave one if it were well founded; when that
may be just what you would most strenuously
deny. Usually, the refutation of one falsehood
will serve as a pretcxt for utteling two or
three new ones
Thus, when | returned from Richmond, ]
found the Press ringing the changes on the
alleged OficOus, superseryiceable, utterly need
less interpositiOn of those Republicanswho signed
Jefferson Daviss bail-bOnd That, according
to many, was the most aggravating feature of
the case. / was so good-natured as TO explain
that the fact was the reverse of what was thus
asserted-that Gerit Smith and / went TO
Richmond and signed that bond because
the counsel at whose request VIC acted deemed
it important that we should do so-felt that
the Democratic or Southern names they could
so abundantly profier would not answer so well
that some Republican names were, if not alb
solutely requisite at least exceedingly desir-
able. Thus the charge of rushing to the
"rescue," "thrusting themselves in," seeking
go, this is no excuse &C., &C., &C., camOr
dozens in chorus. Why, gentlemen! it was not
offered as excuse, palliatiOn, or anything of the
sort but simply to refute your assertion that this
notoriety had been sought or courted by these
bondsmen.
SO with the story that there were cOngratula-
tons, &C., &C., on the part of those bondsmen--
that held secret conference with Davis,
&C., &c. | never had any conference or COM
municatlon at all with him, save few words
of thanks on his part in a crowded hall, and
civil response from me. / had never seen him
to know him before, and never had had any sort
Of communication with him.
Those who talk of this matter as concerning
only or mainly Jefferson Davis take very
narrow and shallow view of it. No individual
is Of sufficient consequence to justify hund-
red newspaper paragraphs. But Jefferson Da-
Wis in Jail, awaiting a trial for treason which
no urgency, no importantly, on the part of his
counsel could procure for him, stood as the rep
resentativeth the hostage, the scape goat, of several
millions of our people, who it had been de-
cided by force of arms, rightfully were and
must remain a part of us. 1t did not and does
not, seem to me desirable to brand the crime
of treason-of felony-on the brows of these
Three or -Four Millions of our countrymen.
Nay 1t did not seem wise or well to try thus
to brand them, whether the attempt was or
was not likely to bc crowned with success
There may be honest difference ON this point
to-day but who can believe that there will be
any such difference five years hcncef
felt confident that tho bailing of Davis in
part by Northern Republicans would exert
New-York tribune., 1867-05-29

1t has not heretofore been considered feasl-
bic for man, however snappisb, to bite oil
his own nose but, analogous to this mordacious
impossibility is the Presidents passion for the
Veto, which has betrayed him into applying it
TO his own visit to Boston, in the County of
Suffolk and Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
Being invoked Geographically by anxious par
ties in those parts TO say whether he would
come or not, with categorical precision he
answers "No!p which proves conclusively
that he will never be capitally executed for
politeness. His decision will be a dsappoint-
mcnt to those official Tri-Mountaineers who
like to ride, dine and drink at the NUM-
cipal cxpense-the publicans and stable-keep-
ers will be grieved-there will be some
mourning possibly in the railway offices
over tie blighted prospect of extra trains but
We dare predict that there will be no epi-
demical agony while, if at a loss for tempta-
ton, the dedication of any new piece OF statu-
ary of the out door description will infalll-
bly draw in crowd from the country to pay
the expenses of civic gala-day. No doubt,
there are great many people in Massachu-
sctts who would like to see the President; not
because he is physically and intellectually
beautiful, but simply because he is much
talked of man. Mr.. Johnson would do as well
as. any other for the central figure OF
6cte. The Prince of Wales. possibly, might be
preferable but the PRECEDENT, in a scarcity OF
notabilities would be better than nobody.
If His Excellency will take our word fof IT,
we can tell him that the loss is upon his side.
He would have had lovely visit. He would
have seen, in the first place, one OF the ceanest
and brightest cities on the American continent.
He would have been made Doctor OF
Laws by the University of Cambridge. lie
would have had tho honor of an introduction
to Bunker-flill Monument. He would have
been taken TO see the Great Organ; and
thousand Innocent school-children, with their
fresh. pleasant voices, would have sung an
Original Ode possibly by DR.. Holmes) in his
presenco if not in his praise. He might have
been taken down the Bay to eat chowder,"
or over to Mount Auburn TO reflect upon his
latter end The Free and Accepted Masons
would have gladly greeted him as visiting
brother. He would have been coddled to ms
hearts content and yet, when all these dear
delights are proifcred him, he coldly telegraphs
back his eternal "NoW
There may have been good reason for this
The President may have registered wise and
solemn oath never TO make any more speeches; ;
and, knowing that visit TO Boston without
speeches would be as impossible as punch with
out lemons, he may have prudently resolved to
keep clear Of any temptation to hold forth.
Such n motive would be laudable but we can
assure him that, at a pinch, there are plenty
of orators in Boston who could easily have
talked all the time, and would cheerfully have
done 50 if requested, in order that his silence
might not bc observed All these speeches are
now lost which is such painful feature of
the affair that we have no heart TO say any
thing more about it,