Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1867-11-30
a HONEYMOON SCENE.

Incy SaG aG Df7aKIast IN Chclr cOZy aiming
room ono fine morning in summer totally in
ness as theirs before Tho felicity of Adam
and his lady before they made tho acquan-
tanoe of tho serpent, was not to bo mentioned
in the same breath
They kissed each other between every cup
of coffoo, and made a practice of embracing
at least twice--somctimes thrico-during ev-
cry meal. just now they wero speaking of
disagrccmcnts. Some friends Of theirs had
fallen out and refused to fall in again.
"Wc never will disagree, will We, Phil.
dear 2" asked Mrs. my.
Disagree p will the heavens fall 2" re-
turned Phil tragically.
"I sincerely hope not. 1t would be dcci-
dcdly disagrceablc," laughed Fanny; "but
if thought VIC should ever quarrel and have
hard thoughts towards each othcr.I should
be tempted to fortunate my existence p
"AIy precious Fanny" cried Phil, SPRING
ing up and upsctting the toast plate on the
carpet, of which he was oblivous in his ca
gcrncss to got his arms around Nanny-" My
little foolish darling as if we should ever be
so absurd Ga kiss.) if ever speak one word
that shall cause il tear to fill the divine eyes
of my dearest "a third cxplosion) Fanny p
"Oh, how happy you make me, Phil,
shall try SO hard to be just the faithful, lov-
ing wife you deserve. Now finish your break
fast, deary The toast will be growing cold
And, Oh, Phil, did you notice Mrs Smiths
destroyed all my pleasure in the music DO
wish people who will wear such untastcful
bonncts would stay at home from these delight
full concerts %
$50 do l, Fanny noticed the ugly thing
the tbs amomen amoment wo entered tho hall blue flow
Creole !''
"No, my love, tho flowers were erccn-
and bnc and look so much alike by gas light y
l Mow they do, but noticed it so par.
ticulariy that could not be deceived. Blue
dark conn iexioncd person."
$50 it pcs, Phil, | quito agree with vou
dear. BuEhe flowers were not blue, they
werc greenA saw them at Mrs. Grays shop
before they Sro purchased"
"My dcar$ Fanny, of course you think
yourself rilghAmy love, but have very
good eye tor qbr, and noticed these flowers
with great aHltion. Blue ancmones with
yellow ccntrcsA
dear Phil rotty city, for %'f light It".eS sfinnoS %S
woman, but not| brunette" :" '''''N
"Why,, FanN how absurd AS if I
could Sof tno not cyenns us'fs when studied it
.nps i. it ,Stn.a,Ass was sAs light, my love 1t
Tou,a " S.s soI snah a'1i pslo orc"t by daylight
1T was saah 1, a., p1}uo remember, l
II thought Of thS It was noarly
- "Why Fanny Rid aps It was sky
emon Now L ye" ~as ao s"nt,na yery my dear Phil
And insist it was bA'
DO you mean to tell u; .,
%sesa eeH dI,tSsaIbli,s II tsIl ,"" .a y STuistaken !"
"N1u ~ nn!I MAKE the applicatiA. thing )"
Fannv I!!''o"0n y Hayes p rs. Hayes"
"fsnyy say !! i was green, sir :,
..yo"y yo"y lt was blue, so there N
moan, heor.lo.aa io wretch, PhibmoN
0'sf %AnG nes plato plat angriy and Fanny >hed l",
,on,a. aug =, you are an opinionatcd. ,o,e W.
woman y and Phil, Ia his ao;t,.:i :oif
ms co''eo scalding the cats buok vU1 amd Xxx
at tho same time. "lo hi'hN
q Tho deuce |" Dried ho. ruh};n >.
n"sers with his handkerchief ri n;,. m's re- re-
Aoxor " r, seen woman ~ "''n
What's that sir %
TO tho world p "cy re ours
.,u You brute |" cried Mrs. 1r,vos
;no ;hsn,y the lnccnacd -" take that v' and ao;1 E,
the plate of mullins she took aim at abG pb;r sG1s
moaa, put being woman her aim u"s ~. ~. y
@ accurate as it might have been nm md |Is tha not SC
t;ia Mene through tho window smoshinr rj p,a1e
e.,1 OF Fritz James Jones, who was n,a,' ~ Inc
ana tho mullins were scattored in s ,s;l5 5P"ss,ng
tho poker" ~ ~ ''''a MS hand on
ho began ~ S'''Ne woman"-
noh strike" exclaimed FopDv u1. ~,
my my oe ~ place with your other cou1,., "'''
lnan, Dom I. lot any notions Of honor rcstrun nan
Do'aaso ~ US you mover had any" ''' YOU
far" ~" may try nc too
~ go homo topa, that will. you in,,,
man monster you I'll be divorooJ 'Gau' e.au'
you ys Tins very day. SO there" and tho nio,, Mo,n
o' nan, made Journey after the mullins ''"'0
Just at Thai 'nomoni, Pills Uncle .J"h,
sAtewa Ss OLD fellow, appeared on the scene
"N''Y'" 'Hc @F"un viii ou anxious