Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1867-12-21
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"Shrouas have no peck cts.

yrisoners i. the Iowa Penitentiary.
1t is as easy to get married 10 Iadissa
as to get a divorce, they say.
The money market 10 s,riagea. in Ns~
York and other eastern ci,ies.
There are Eve hundred Americas ssa.
dents in the German Universities.
The time from Chicago to San Francis
co has been reduced to eleven days.
Passenger now arrive q Omaha from
Salt Lake in four days aud eleven hours.
They are using Confederate specie bonds
Tor newspaper wrappers IN South Carolina.
There are twelve thousand blind people
10 the United States.
Josh Billings says be don't care bow
much man talks If be will only say it 10 =
few words.
| Eight bur rdred bogs were billed by enc
firm, in Indianapolis, i" one day las. week.
on account Of disease.
A Kentucky Jude. has decided that
grccnbacka are not legal tender under the
laws Of Kentucky"
The factories Of Great Britain make
enough cotton thread every minute to enc'r-
Gle the globe four times
Tho Government of Havana are pro-
ceedipg against the Masons. Nobody hurt
as yet except themselves.
DIR. Livingston has heen seen since the
time be was reported dead. Hopes are NV
entertained that be is still alive.
The length of railroad from New York
to San Francisco will be 3 800 miles. Ibe
cars are now running 1000.
Peanuts, the Joy Of tho conrtrymen.
come nowadays - much from North aud
South Carolina as from Africa.
In Cuba they class suicides aud attempts
at suicide with highway robbery aud picking
pockets.
"A young man who is desperately in
love, saws that hs has been electrified with .
gal-vanc battery.
There are eigh: papers published by
colored men in ttis country. The New
Orleans Tribune has the largest circulation
10, 900 daily.
A Hartford man, in the delerinm 'rrr'e-s
jumped from third story window The other
day. When picked up he remarked that his
back felt sore, adding, ''f wa.nt dead,
should think Id oy, rworksd myself.
There are one hundred thousand drunken
women in the Z. S.
Sheridan is thirty six years old and
bachelor.
New York jobbcrs think that prices have
touched bottom.
News girls in New York are the latest pro-
duet O! the wousns rights movement
Victor Hugo will write the life Of John
Brown.
The male Of the Aztec children died late
ly a, Charleston, S. c.
previous year since observations were kept
at Central Park, n, Y.
We say that the "lel!s are ringing for
ire," when In fact they are ringing for water
to put out the Are.
No man should complain OF being poor ~
of hard times, who can afford TO U.S. rum
and tobacco.
Ex-President Buchanan, who /. very
feeble at bis home in Lancaster, Ps., 10 not
expecte to live through the winter.
A man in Chelsea, Mass, who spanked =
neiShbor's child few days since, had to
pay tooo for his luxury.
Fi,z John Porter cannot prevail upon the
his case.
A .mar, boy, during q recent revival vas
asked if he could Say the "Pnblean's pray
or" and he replied, NO. sir ; I'm Dewo.
crat'
1T is said. that Unpopular licorice drops
are made Of bad sugar aud lampback, ia
vored with licorice.
Somebody says that civilization 10 raws-
papers, Sunday Schools, and soap aud wa''r.
What abou, pantaloons aud things?
The clown at one Of the Pars eircu ses
having appeared in q Costume turl' sqo'"g
Garbaldi, was Kissed down by the spcc!a-
tors and the police had 10 interfere.
One French bishop recently forged An
others rame as = signature to letters to Sc
cure the dovuiall OF third. Healthy state
Of morals.
The Boston Pos. says With savage sad
ness: Temperance 10 no special virtue
where there is nothing to timbibe." Verify
in Y ater there must be wisdom.
Feminine Sen,iment-Tov is the light
house in iite's ocean to show us here dam
ger 10 lrs,ead Of avoiding, We sail to it aud
are lost.
The Fort Wayne Gazette rsmarks that tho
Democrats arc determined - lave no Sum
day in this word-and adds, they will wish
there was Lo hel! in the next.
A Missouri paper complains Of insdequate
male facilities in that region the rest of Il 9
article led Us to believe that mail facilities
were meant.
A Washington special says it ia stated on
good authority that Secretary Seward has
instructed Mr. Marsh, our Minister 10 Italy,
10 offer GariLaldi al asylu'o in ,Le United
S.atss.
1t 10 stated hv a Paris medical Journal