The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1867-01-03


]. Now, when Moses, the Tailor,
had come down out of the temple, af-
ter telling his "dead duck" story, the
people gathered around him, and
certain scribe said unto him, Master,
| will follow thee wherever thou go
est.
2. And he said unto him, l 60 back
into Egypt, follow me, and thou shalt
remain Prime Minister and heat tho
"goosc " for me.
3. And immediately the scribe call
cd great concoye, aud as thel dog
days were near at hand they cavcd in
a wigwam at the sea shore and forg-
cd anew the chain to bind a race, aud
declared to the world that four years
of 6eudish warfare to destroy the big
parchment that made thom better
than loyal men.
4. And furthermore, said the great
scribe, If those rebels fail to govern
this country with the sword, we will
help them.
8. Aud if they cannot do it peace
ably, they are unworthy the name OF
men if they do not attempt it by force
6. Now be it Suown to the friends
of this country, that there is mighty
crew ali clad in gray clothes that fit
nice, for their captain is a tailor.
I. And this happy band of Loyal
Traitors want the keystone for ely
mer and then they will climb the base
of Bunker Hill and carry Gettysburg
to Bosten.
s. And another one of his disciples
said unto him, Suffer me first to go
and bury my father for ho was killed
in the wilderness of "My Policy"
8. But Moses said unto him, Let
tLp niggcrs bury the dead, follow
YMy Policy" aud We will have a
good thing in '6S. aam
10, Verify, l say unto you, the
heavens and earth shall pass away,
but My Policy" must be President.
IL. Behold the axe is laid at the
root of the tree, and every tree that
supports not my policy shall be hewn
down and cast into the fire, for was
a tailor.
CHAPTER vi.
/. Now, the people made abureau,
that those who were loyal should not
be prosecuted by traitors, but those
who had purchased their freedom
with their own blood should enjoy it.
/. But Moses said unto them, We
are going back into Egypt, and we
can carry neither Cupboard nor Bu-
reau, nothing but "My Policy"
3. But the people said unto him,
Moses, thou art a dead duck, wc re-
ceiyed this Bureau from our father
Abraham, and they placed it beside
the Tabernacle of the Covenant, and
Moses wept.
4. Now there were certain men
cllled Republicans in the land and
they invented bill of Civil Rights
which said a loyal man had just as
good right to swear to the truth as
a perjured traitor.
5. But Moses lifted up his voice
and said, This cannot be done, it is
not Ny Policy" The niger is an in
ferior being aud was tailor. is
G. But two-thirds Of the people
said unto Moses, Abraham wrote in
the big parchment that slavery should
be no more, and you are dead duck.
z. Moses became very wroth and
opened his big mouth again, saying.
8. Men and brethren we are going
back into Egypt, we are no more
men at all il we suffer such oppres-
sion; My Policy must prevail.
Q. 1 will be your Moses. We will
pass the Red Sea aud occupy that fair
land which the drafted men have ta-
ken, called Can-I, die (Candie.)
10, Therefore, you will gather to.
gcther your tabernacles, your slave
pens, your auction blocks, your chains
your manacles, and your human chat
tells, aud we will take our old Statutes.
our old Constitution and My Policy
with us, aud will go where the De-
mooracy went during the war, even
unto Oan-I7die. fala hrs
II. Now brethren be ofgood cheer
Breckenridge is there. slidell and
Mason are there. Davis shall 60
with us. Vallaudigham shall go be-
fore for he knows the road; We will
take the bones Of Booth with us, and
Clymcr shall go with Moses and learn
the tailor business.
IL. And when We shall have takeT
possession of the Territories Of the
New Dispensation, / will divide the
country Into twelve tribes ofTraitors
that have fought under my Policy.
l3. Vallandigham shall have 1
kingdom and olymer shall have
kingdom, Alexander II. Stephens
shall have kingdom, Orr, shall hay'
kingdom, and Seward shall have
[ -. k.t nooitttlA ahall hov.