Owyhee bullion. [volume] (Silver City, I.T. [Idaho]) 1866-1867, 1867-03-14

never TO Xxi k up your own dust r
How m ny OF The boys and girls VIII
rad this stony and fable will be sure
during the whole Of the new year, not t
"kick up their own du:t!"
CoNTENTMENT- To sit in the haus,
and see other Peep suck IA the mud.
Why sa ileeronn worth more Il an
hr de? Is eau e she is given away and
he is sold.
What is the diff renee between bat.
terei dime AMI a p,nny? Niue cents.
A scrlbler says life Is tm short to
drink poor wlskey or 10 make love to w.
ly women.
Twenty-one iron bridges have been
bull inUiunclunati for the Pacific Rail.
road
Josh Billings says that "a man who
kin wear shirt fer week without dir
tying it, amt fit fer anything else."
A contemporary suggests that suicides
can save expense of cord or dagger by
going to Missouri, where they will be
killed gratis.
A Lady asked a pupil at pablo school
"Whlt was the siu Of the Pharasees p
Eating camels, marin, quickly replied
the child. She had read that the Phar.
sees strained at gnats and swall w, d
cam Is
The I'D ntlemln who thought he
could stop rat hole wi h toasted cheese
h ) just oven over aiken by another hu.-
lucln.tion-thIt young women can lie
kept from knowing much, Iy sending
them to boarding school.
JOB Printing" exclaimed Mrs. Par.
tington' "I'm glad ont, | alters thought
he would do better at most any business
than moping over his losses, aud he must
be just the sort of a man to print in such
hot weather. if he's as patient as he's
called
A celebrated French preacher, in
sermon upon the duty of wives, said:
Il see in this congi egation woman
who has been guilty ut tile sin OF disc
bedience TO her husband, aud in order to
point her out will fling my breviary at
her head" He lifted his book and every
t male head ducked.
''Whaf is the difference between six y
minutes and my youngest sister 1" asked |
a precious by of his grave uncle.
II don't know. What is it Z" was the
uncles reply.
"Why, ones an hour, AMI the others
our Ann" was the stunning explanation.
A. Ward siys Of ''gorriltr." Tn, Sc
simple minded monsters live 10 Afr,ky, /
and IRE be ieved to be human beings to !
slight extent. altho they are not allowed |
to vnie. never won ded were bird,
but I've sometimes wished | WAS a ri. |
raffe, on account Of the long distance
from his mouth to stummick.
Wonderful things are done now a.
days" said Mr. Timmins, "he ctor
has giveu Flack's boy new lip from his
Cheek
"Ah," said his lady, "many's the me
l have known pair taken from mine,
and no painful opera on either"
A young couple had been married by
a Quaker, and after the ceremony he re-
marked to the husband "Friend. thou
art now at the end of thy troubles
y few weeks after, the young man
came 10 the go ID minister. boiling over
with rage. hi> wife was regular vixen)
| Thought you told me that WAS at the
end of NY troubles2"
"So did, friend, bus l did not ray
which end ...
The M"ngrels are full of troubles.
They dare not Try Jrffrr-on Davis. TIE
late decision of the Supreme Court
shows that the incarceration of DR..
Mudd and others, at the Dry Tortugas,
is illegal. Surratt is also likely to prove
a very big elephant on their hands,
for they cannot now try him by mill
tary commission, and his trial in court