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Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
Female Monthly Pills.

DR.. PERRAULT is the only agent in Caiior-
MIA Tor Dr.. BRIoT's Female Monthly Pills
Their immense sale has established their rep
utalion US female remedy. unapproached
and far in advance of every other remedy
for suppressions and irregularities, and other
o! structions in females. On the receipt of
five dollars. these Pills will b sent by mail
or express to any part Of the world. secure
from curiosity or damage.
Persons at distance can he cured at home
by addressing letter 10 Dr. PERRAuLr. cor
ner OF Montgomery and Sacramento streets.
Rooms. 10 and IL. or Box 973. ?. O. San
Francisco. stating the case as minutely as
possible, general habits of living. occupation
etc, etc.
All communications confidential.
ie23:iy.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
Hotel d'Europe.
CORNER OF MAIN AND LAFAYETTE STREET.
NOKELUMNE HILL.

TNHE undersigned would respectfully an
nounce to the public. that he has com.
pleted his Hotel-having added stone front
and fitted il up in the most approved style.
The ro ms are spacious and airy and have
been fired up with NEW FURNITURE
throughout. One of the largest and finest
II a L L s
in the State, for the accommodation of dan
cling parties, is attached to the honse.
The Hotel will he kept on the European plan
Travellers and others will find it a first class
House.
The BAR will be constantly supplied with
the best of Liquors and Cigars.
Guests will always he furnished with th,
hest the market affords. and no pains will be
spared TO make their soiourn at the HOTEL
d. EUROPE pleasant and agreea lie.
Charges moderate to suit the rimsa.
GEORGE LEGFR.
Mok. Hill January IS. 1864 jyH'C7:tt.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

One OF THE OLD ONEs-A funny
story is going the rounds in Paris.
A lady in the first society was recent
ly obliged to dismiss her servant on ac-
count of excess of fremen and private
soldiers too often repeated. After choos-
ing as a successor to this criminal a
young and pretty girl, the lady. explain
ing why the first one was sent away,
enjoined it on the second not to do
likewise.
She admitted that she should not.
81 can endure great deal, but sol
diers I won't endure"
After a week or eight days, the lady
came one morning into the kitchen.
opened the cupboard and discovered "A
youthful military character.
ooh, ma am - cried the frightened
girl, 81 give you my word l never saw
that soldier before in my lite-he must
be one of the old ones left over by the
other girl p'
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
MOKELUMNE HILL
Hydraulic Wafer Works

DERSONS WISHING TO HAVE THE
i use of wafer for dwelling houses or 9th
purposes will please apply to the Collec.
No person, having permit for the use OF
water, will be allowed 10 supply water to
oiher families or persons.
Collections will be made on Monday OF
each week.
1t shall be an invarable rule to shut off
the water 1t non payment extends longer
~ - AAioneH-
Il. c. HAMER, Collector.
uot. Hill March 9th, 1887.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
Comforts,

70 get up in the morning
And hear the baby squall,
To hear my husband snoring,
And then have Katie call:
MA, do make Johnny stop.
He's breaking up my doll !"
ii amt! she's got my top;'
Then comes larger squall.
Now comes the "tug of war
The good man cross as sin
try TO get the breakfast,
And find there's nothing in;
For BIddy left last night,
And with her lef, the things;
Husband scolds with all his might
Good news the kettle sings.
And when the meal is over,
And l begin to feel at rest;
Think of Katie and her brother,
With the baby to be drest.
This, together with the dinner,
And Mrs. Barton's cali,
Is enough to drive one frantic
Hark ! I heard the baby fall
While try to quiet baby.
Hub. comes in again for tea.
And says. "Do hurry. Mary
o, don't you pity mei
And when the supper's ended.
The children safe in bed.
Find their stockings to be mended,
In spite of aching head.
Hub lies on the sofa.
As snug as any mouse.
And when speak Of trials.
Yawns You're mistress of the house
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

TRIUMPHAL ENTRY An elder in
Michigan, preaching about the triumph
al march of our Savior into Jerusalem.
remarked that Christ came with his
disciples mounted on an ass. and the
men, women and children came out of
the city, throwing their hats, shawls,
clothes, and even pulling bushes from
the trees to throw in his way; but. in
spite of all obstructinns, he rode into
Jerusalem in triumph" -
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

THE TUNE 1t is related that when
Emma, Queen of the Sandwich Islands
visited Dublin Castle, during her recent
tour in Great Britain, the Lord Lieu
tenant ordered the leader of the regi-
mental band to play the Hawaiian ma
tional air, when he at once struck up
with the soul stirring strains of Hockey
pockey Winkey wang, King of the
Caunibal Islands"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

ANGELs.-Little Susie, poring over
book in which angels were represented
as winged beings, suddenly remarked,
with vchenence Mamma, | don't
want to be an angel and | needn' MT
need r. why, Susie ?" questioned
her mother "Humph. leave off all
my pretty clothes and wear fedders like
a hen r'
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
HOTEL ENss SALE!

The Table
is loaded with the best viandS the market and
country affords. and al cooked in the most
approved style.
'E1,e Rooms.
are LARGE AND AIRY and eminently suited
for families. and the beds are the latest style
Of SPRING MATTRESSES. WITH CLEAN
SHEETS ant a sutficirncy of covering.
The proprietor is determined to conduct the
&" Moni or I" in such manner thai the most
fastidou can frame no objections to it in any
of its appointments. He therefore solicitS
Of the public liberal share of patronage.
The tariff of prices is suited to the times
Don't forget the sigh" The Monitor
Mok. Hill. Dec 9th lS65.-i9'67:if.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

AN Irish captain in the army, newly
appointed to drill his regiment, vOciler
ated loudly his first order. To show his
authority. Advance three steps back
ward, and those men without arms hold
out their hands,"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

EyEN.-A Paris paper contains a
most mysterious anecdote Young mar
ried woman, rich, elegant, lovely, on
the point of death, to her husband Il
must confess something, You ! be as
toniShed to hear that I have proved un-
faithful" To which the following re
ply: ':Nut more astonished than you
will BE- to hear that | knew it, and for
this reason | poisoned you, my dear
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

AN old topper was heard the other day
t" advise young man to get married,
because then, my boy, you'll have
sonlebody to pull off your boots when
you GO home drunk"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

1.-THE Scientific idea of force" says
Mr.. \ ger, in his late work, ''is a nou-
menal inteser phenomiually diiferentia
ted into the glittering immensity of
things" We understand it now.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

BHowS, the other day, while looking
at the skeleton of donkey, made d
very natural quotation. All" said
he. I'VE are fearfully an wonderfully
made"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

At prayer meeting in New Hamp-
shire, worthy layman spoke of poor
buy whose father was drunkard and
wi ose un ther was widow
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

RATHER IMPRuDENT~-The New AL
bany Commercial is responsible for the
following: We SAW some pretty girls
ousbS the river hast night bathing-in
tAs usen-light.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

"MIKE. have you settled that affair
with Louis. yet?' "Yes, be kicked me
If the stoop last week, and since that
he has stopped bothering me-
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

THE youth who CT open the bellows
to see where the wind came from, is
now trying his hand at fatteuing grey
hounds.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

THERE is a firm in Elgin, Illinois.
known as Gray & Lun'. Haf the lft-
tiers me to them directed to Lay &
Grant
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
CAUTION.
Persons seeking the Electropathi" Institute sho'd
Ie careful 70 remember the name and number.
EiecirOpaihic Institute,
645 Washington Street,
S,uth side. between earny and Montgomery.
J. H. JOS>ELFN NJ. d.

-. the sign. With these remarks we leave the in
.rre-t the Institute with tie public asking only
SANE generous cUIide and patronage thus far
aW ardcd it he record shows over thirty thou
-aIid c0Ls ATOMS, and very lar eIEonnt of suf
ltriEg relieved. Persons wishing TO consult the
ise>id Mt Physician by letter do with the
most confidence. and can, ii they wish, have Eiec
tric Remedies for any disease all parts of the
state all remedies from the Institute
ranted TO be effe tual. All letters must address
ed plainly j. H. JOssELYN, VI. D., Box lyi5 san
Francisco. AL letters viii be destroyed return
ed a. directed by The writer oe7'Sflv.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

DIVORCE. Francis Train made
q speech recently, at hydropathic col
lege in New York city, when he said
many good things; among which mute /:
"French fashions, French customs,
extravagant living, and the family
physicians prescriptions are fast des-
troying American morality and Ameri
can constitutions. Fewer marriages and
more divorces produce less virtue and
more vice Our modern marriage ser
vice should read thus Clergyman
Will you take this brown stone front,
this carriage and span, these diamonds
for thy welded husband? Yes -
Laughter Will y take this unpaid
milliner's bill; this high waterfall OF
foreign hair; these affectation accom-
plishments and feeble constitution for
thy welded wife? Yes Loud Laugh
ter. Then what mammon has joined
together let the best man run away with
SO that the first divorce court may tear
them asunder. Laughter and applause
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
The Great Female Remedies
The. Preventive Powders.

Guaranteed to prevent obstructions from any cause
Price 5 10 for box that will last four months
Married women in some circumstances must not use
them. The French unar Female Monthly Pills,
for hr cure OF all suppresslUns price, 8 per box.
warranted.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
Miners !DEug Store

THANKFUL to my II any friends, the cit-
| zens Of this place and throughout the
county. for the very liberal patronage ex-
tended to the
Miners Drug SsoTe,
and asking a continuance of the same. take
pleasure in informing the public that | have
secured the services Of Mr.. pETTlBAUA.
who is one of the best Druggists in this
State who has charge Of the establishment.
and who, by his strict attention to the bnsi-
ness will endeavor to satisfy the most flst!d-
ions by attending to al orders promptly
This establishment is the only one in his
county which has the largest assortment OF
Genuine Chemtrni Preparations.
HediciAeS UFugs ETC..
and where they are sold cheaper than at any
other similar establishment in the county.
None but Genuine Patent .HedjciRe> hcpt
on hand.
Physicians prescriptions put up carefully
day and night. and fortbe POOR. gratis
Surgical Instruments, Trusses. Shoulder
Braces. etc, of every description and kind
constantly on hand in large quantities
Over 200 varieties CT COLOGNE. and
French aud American Perfumes on hand.
Great Depot of all brands of
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

\ LADIES shoemaker" adverti>es
hinSelf as Que of the luminaries Of the
Sole her System
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
K ERO s z N z.

sIch as Comet, Downer's Best. Chiropee. Ori-
entail. etc. 10000 gallons sold in six months
From 1000 to 5000 gallons constantly on
hand. By buying in such large quantities
a,n enabled to sell ch aper than the cheapest
Kerosene Lamps. Burners, Chimntus
etc. by the dozen OF gross.
Loco best Swedish aud Hungarian Leeches
COME ONE. COME ALL!
Call at the Miners Drug Store for your sup
plies.
A. II. HOER HNER.
Mok. Hill March 2G. i9G4-jy5 G1:tf.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
THr V.c,prps or Az Ixyocrxr

The VAGARIEs OF AN INNOCENT
Mark Twain, who is now in New York
complains bitterly of the doings of his
"chum 1t is eunugh to make ones
heart ache to hear him:
This simple conrade Of mine keeps
me in hot water all the time He takes
a fancy to every sort Of foolishness lie
wants to hire mulatto and put hun In
livery. like the nabubs OF the town tie
had almost consumuaied his diabOlis III
when | discovered hi, intent said I:
What is that fellow doing in the
hall with that backing blx LABEL on his
hat, and that fantastic costume On Z!
Hin? Why, he'smy footman he s
III livery"
We'll. yor get him out of livery just
as quick as You cau-thats all .
Saturday, when was walking with a
young lady in Broadway, he touched me
on the >huulderand said, How : this p
He was dressed like Tartar chief, and
Was shouldering ,ast rat poison sign
around
hunted everywhere for the fellow
this morning, and found him at last in
full police uniform, Juggling young wo
| men across Broadway, at the junction OF
Vesey street was >peechless, bu, be
chirped out in his cheerful way:
oh, no; this amt no good thing,
don't reckon ~ and seized youn4 cir
and charged through the confusion o.
vehicles with her, ordering the driver,
TO stand still, and thus checking the
tide of three miles OF commerce, ana
wasting hundr eds Of dollars of mCrcan
tile time-Ior you know when one cart
stops there. the endless procession mus
wait till it moves again. | have got II
kill the felluw-I foresee that.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
TIE Female Medicines

Discovered and used by the Resident Physician
the only remedies Which are safe and sure I,
ave the effect. The large number of cases il
which they have been used, is guarantee of theil
success Great care should be taken in visiting tn,
Institute. to remember the name.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
Warrant Them to ure

All cases for which they used, make TO
charge for services. They will be forwarded any
place in the Pacific States upon the receipt of let
ter stating the disease with snptoms, the age and
sex of the patient,
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
TIE
ELECTROPATH.C INSTITUTE
645 Washington, Street.
J. H. SSELYN, M. D.,
Resident Physician.
lAI
Resident Physician.

TUE DIRECTORS OF THIS CELEBRATED
L Medical Institute wish TO thank the public for
the generous manner in which they have sustained
the Resident FhN stefan with their patronage. 1t is
Row six Years since tie institute was estahi>
during that time there have been over THlR1 Y
THOUSAND CITATIONS, and in all cases
where the hisea W rale.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

A sCHOoLMAsTER tells the following
good one; Il was teaching in a quiet
country village. The second morning
of my session | had time to survey my
surroundings, and among the scanty
furniture | espied three-legged stool
is this the Ounce block ? asked a
little girl of FIVE. The dark eyes spark
le,.!, the curIs nodied assent, and the
lips rippled out, 4 guess so-the teach
er always sits on it -
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

MOKELUMNE HILL and VET POINT
via Rich Gulch and Mosquito Gulch.
The Stages will leave the Hotel d Eur0pr
Mokeumne Hill. at o'clock A. NJ the iOl
lowing day: Tuesdays. Thursdays and Sat
urdays. Leave West Point at : o'clock A
NJ on Mondays, Wednesdays and Frid ~
". F. MO Is. Proprietor.
CHI lRLES THRALL Agent.
Mok. Hill. March 81, lS61-apl3 67:tt
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
MEDICAL ADVERTISEMENTS.
PRIVATE
M z D I GA L
AID.
AND MODERATE CHARGE
DOCTOR DOHERTY'S

PRIVATE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE
Sacramento ST., below Montgomery,
Opposite the Pacific Mail Steamship Co.'S
ofice,) Private entrance on Leidesdorf
street. San Francisco. s
Established expressly 10 afford the afflicted
sound and scientific Medical .4id. in the
treatment and cure Of all Private
and Chronic Diseases. cases of
secrecy and all serudf
disorders
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

MEAS.-We have heard great
many queer stories about mean men,
but none that give a more powerful
idea of neanness than the following
fact A man once drove up to a New
Hampshire tavern and conlly asked for
a cents worth of hsy The landlord
led the horse to the shed, and then
filed the wagon with loose hay. Mean
while the owner of it callei for basin
and soap; and after washing his face
and hands thoroughly, wiped himself
dry on ''seedy-clean' towel, laid down
his cent. and was moving off.
II say" said the landlord, 'won't
you take drink before you 60"
well, seein' its you, | don't care il
| do" was the reply; and back he
went and took drink.
You d, mt live in these parts, | BE-
lieve stranger said the tavern keeper
NO" was the reply. 81 don't, but |
90 by occasionally, and as you We treated
NE so well this time, I'll call and
patronize you again ~
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08
4 Perfect and Permanent ur

Has been performed. Malicious char atans have
opened traps in close proximity to the Institute,
adopting similar names hoping TO attract the ur-
wary but their failure DO so is perfectly appar-
ent-fnr the business has rot been affected in the
least. but has gone increasing its usefulness and
profits in regular ratio. The Resident Physician
has by careful study and experience within the
last few Years, been successful in discovering
electric remedies which far superior to any be-
fore used in the healing art. and he
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

DR. JULIEN PEERAuLr. Doctor of Medicine
of the Faculty of Paris. Grad ate of the
University Queens College. and Physician of
the ST. John Baptiste Society of San Fran
cisco.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-06-08

Patients residing in any part of the State.
however distant, who may desire the opinion
and advice OF DR.. Doherty on their respective
cases. and who think proper to submit writ
ten statemt mt of such. in preference 10 hold
ing personal interview, are respectfully as
sured that their communications will be held
most sacred. DR.. Doherty takes this oppor-
tunl'y of observing. that all letters are only
opened and replied TO by himself, and the
latter as promptly as possible.
IL the case be fully and candidly described, per
sonai communication will be superseded, instruo-
lons for diet, regimen, and the general treatment
oi the case itself (including the renedies) will
forwarded without delay, and in such manner ss
to convey no idea Of the purport of the letter.
parcel 50 transmitted. .------ 80. f.-s---
~ Consultation FREE-Permanent cures guaran
eed or no pay.
Address, w.K. DOHERTY, ID,
may 23:ly'R. San Frsen~isco, Cal
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1867-01-03
EUROPE.
BY the Atlantic Telegraph.

FRANCE.
PARIS, Jan. 2-noon.-Napoleon's
speech to the Diplomatic Corps, yes
terday, was very pacific in tone.
PARIS, Monday. December 31.-The
King of Prussia, believing the French
naval construction best, sent officer
Youlon to study it. a
Great agitation exists concerning
the opening of the French Chambers.
1t is said the finance report will show
an exces Of receipts, over expenses, OF
about fifty millions of francs.
IRELAND.
BELFAST, Jan. 2-noon.--Nine Fe-
mans were arrested to-day, and some
arms and munitions were also cap
tured.
AUSTRIA. g&
VIENNA, Jan. 2-noon.-It is re-
ported that Austria will cOnvoke the
new Reichrath, for the purpose of eff
| fecting compromise with Hungary.
TRIESTE, Jan. 2.-The King has ac-
cepted the resignation Of his Minister
and appointed a new Cabinet.
1
LONDON, Jan. 2-nOon-ConsOls,
90s; 5-20s, 73B; Illinois Central, 81.
LIVERPOOL, Jan. 2-noon.-Cotton
brisk demand, at I'D.
FLORENCE, Jan. 1-Victor Eman-
ucl, in his speech to the diplomatic
body, to-day, expressed his belief tha
peace was likely to continue for lon,
time, but still urged reorganization
on better basis of the Italian army
AFRICA.
ALGIERE, Dec. 28.-The Cottol
Supply Administration Company o
Algiere has received, from New Or
leans and South Carolina, twent
hogsheads Of Sea Island and Mid
ding cotton seed, to be distribute
gratuitously among the inhabitants 9
Algiers. s0t-' -~sss y
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1867-01-03
PITTSBURG.
Fatal Accident on the Pennsylvania
n ~ RailrOad-TPain Burned, ~

P1rrsBURa, Jan. 2.-Monday even
ing a collision occurred on the West
ern Pennsylvania Railroad, near the
steep grade, at BIairsyille. The
collision occurred between two load
ed oil trucks and the first PASSENGER
car, causing a general smash. The
oil caught fire from the engine, and
the entire train was consumed. The
passengers escaped. James Walker,
fireman, was Instantly killed; John
Emerson, engineer, fatally injured
since died. Mullen, baggage master,
and two extra engineers, seriously in
jured; others slightly. w. 3' i 20
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1867-01-03

The Governors Message.

ALBANY, Jan. 2.-The Governors
annual message was delivered to the
Legislature to-day. It says:
'FTt viii be your high privilege, in
the name of the people OF the State,
to .ratiiy the Constitutional Amend
ment. which transmit to you, to-day,
earnestly recommending prompt ac-
tion. 9Hf
1.-THE proposed amendment seems
to contain just the conditions of safe
ty and justice indispensable to perma-
nent settlement.
8 During the past year considerable
progress has been made in the work
of retarding the circulation of the few
remaining banks doing business under
the laws OF the State. ae q. ga
~ The Governor recommends the
The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1867-01-03
PHILADELPHIA.
Governor Curtsn's Last Message Il
the Legislature. 4

PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 2-Governor
Curtin's last message to the Leglsla-
ture gives fattering exhibit OF the
90 State finances. The public debt Is
S35, ,622,052, decrease of So, ,00O. .OOO In
the last five years.
He recommends the adoption of the
Constitutional Amendment. and says
90 the doctrine that the Southern States
have voice in the question is mon
strous. The power to make war In
suppression of rebellion includes, he
& + says, the power to dictate terms of
peace and restoration. He declares
the lately rebel States to be without
lawful government, and that it is the
toqa duty lofothe General Government to
s1ss a1econstrnct them. sFl - pot, g
Pennsylvania is now supporting and
.4Deducating three Thousand orphan
shildren Of soldiers. CO. ...,s