Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1867-04-23
MISCELLANEOUS.
Poking Fun at Seward and the Russian
Treaty.

The New York Herald gets off the follow
ing lively paragraphs at the expense of Sew
ard and his Russian acquisition of Esquimaux,
Icoburgs, Walruses, &c:
Real Estate Wanted.-Wanted to pur-
chase, real estate, in lots of 37l, 1915 square
miles and upwards. Not particular as to To-
cation. Apply to W. Il! S, State Depart
ment, Washington, d. C.
n. B.-All payments made in gold or it:
equivalent. No.agents need apply.
Cash! Cash! Cash!-Cash paid for cast
off territory. Best price given for old cole
MES, North or South. Any impover-
ished monarchs retiring from the colonization
business may find a good purchaser by ad-
dressing W. Ii. s., Post Office, Washington,
d. c. All communications strictly confden-
tial
To Persons IN Embarrassed Circumstances.
Owners of real estate who are in need of
ready money may hear something to their ad-
vantage by applying at the old brick building
adjoing the Treasury Department, Washing
ID. .. No questions asked as to title Pro-
party may be improved or unimproved No
objection to bull frogs or half breeds.
The North,cest Pussage-The Kvichpak
through Russian American. Big thing on
ico."
Our Nert Eastern Question.-The annex
alton of Ireland.
-NeSSrS .Se,card and Company, Washington,
d. O. are ready to receive proposals from any
prince, Potentate powers possessed of
more land than they know what to do with,
for the sale Of the same. II it is virgin soil
all the better, as the firm can make no use of
the worn out and trebly used up lands Of long
, inhabited countries. Some millions of SQUARE
miles OF prlmeyal forest would be especially
desirable, as the firm would like to drive in
to 1t u lew thousand Indians that have lately
killed chickens in Uncle Sans dooryard.
n. B.-Walrus parks and spermaceti
mines are especially desired.
SeH Your Property aud .Sdve Tares -
William Il. s., dealer in real estate, Washing
ton, d. c., is prepared to purchase land, North
or South, islands or continents, in large or
small parcels, and pay the best cash price in
gold. Now Is the time to get rid Of your un-
productive property and save taxes
To Cro,racd Heads-iSDeciaI Notice
Any crowned heads in need of money to SUP
press Instructions at their capitals, pensions
OFT their relatives aud connections PUT down
ten!anism. stop reform movements or reim-
bursc themselves OF losing expeditions, eau
be accommodated with loans ON real estate.
IN sums OF seven millions and upwards, in
gold, by applying, in strict confidence, to W.
ii. S, Washington, d. G. References ex-
en- ged. No person not in actual possession
of the property need apply.
B'1""' H. .Seead, having gone into the
real estate business, is prepared to buy proper
ty, improved or unimproved, either North or
South. Land that grows oranges or icebergs
preferred. Apply to Washington, d. G.
Unexceptionable references as to title requir-
4 Fem Vest Indian Islands TFanted.-Eny
distressed person having few islands to dis
pose Of in the Spanish Main can find a pur-
chaser by applying to ". IL. s., Washington,
DC. Noohjcctions oJamaica. Soulouque and
Getirard will be takea in with the purchase.
References exchanged.
Money to L0aa.-On landed property, in
sums of from seven to ten millions. Apply
by mail to w Ii. s., Washington, D. c.
The remoteness of Russian America
makes it rU, country.