Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-07-20
Varieties.

Inc SOuGn CarOllna rice crop Dolls uOWn
to nothing.
The Gar steamed it so hard in Paris that
he hasn't power enough to run his own
railroads.
The Surratt t-ial is slow, but some of the
witnesses are swift enough.
The Radicals say they are gaining ground
in the South. Polite term for land steal
ing.
A Cuban lady is reported as wearing 8
pine apple dress at Saratoga. She was q
fruitful topic of remark.
Brownlow says he sleeps with quiet
conscience. Then his conscience has q
dirty bedfellow.
Pawnbrokers in Cleveland are rich. One
had his safe robbed of $4,000 the other
night. m
The little affair in Mexico cost the French
more than sixty millions in gold and rep
utation.
The foreman of the st. Louis Democrat
Job rooms, few days ago, having had
placed in his hands q pamphlet entitled,
THE Life and Assassination of Abraham
lincoln" run the whole edition through
with the startling caption. .'The Life and
designations of Abraham Lincoln"
The secret of the difficulty between
Brigham Young and Orson Pratt is that
Young stopped Pratt's checking against
the Church fund in the Bank of Eng
land. -iae
New Hampshire is very angry with her
legislators for voting themselves four dol
lars per day. It's way they have-a Rad
ical way. p
War is mostly sshonored in the breach"
Judging by the demand for breech leaders.
Brazil wants 5000.
A gentleman is reported as engaged in
Matching shad in the Connecticut. Rather
an ungentlemanlike occupation.
Prince Christian has been appointed
Ranger of Windsor Forest, in which posi-
tion his duties are very arduous in the way
of drawing salary.
A California railroad has paid $1,000 for
refusing passengers fare in greenbacks,
and putting the tenderer of legal tender out
of the cars. E.E
A Missouri vigilance committee has been
transformed into band of outlaws. No
change except in name was necessary.
The freedmen along the Yazoo are suf-
fering from surfeit of catfish, which has
given them the cholera as a punishment
for gluttony.
philadelphia is not represented in the
Exposition. We beg pardon-there Is For
ney in the Geological department.
The Houston (Texas) Telegrqph says if Con-
gress will add Mexico TO the Fifth Military
District, and let Sheridan reconstruct it, it
A religious paper grayely suggests to
Brother Spurgeon that his gout should ad-
monish him that the stomach needs rest as
well as the brain.
The only war now raging in the world is
that in South America-eXcept, of course,
the chronic row in China and between But
Ter and Bling CHAM.
A Danbury genius found hand grenade
among some old iron and ran hot poker
into IL. Just then his left hand dropped
off at the wrist.
A registrar in Georgia has just resigned
because he s'could not see a negro pre-
ferred to a white man, There's evidence
of disloyalty enough to disfranchise him.
The New Orleans gamblers are anxious
to pay fifty thousand dollars for the privi-
lege of reopening their establishments.
Did the ssGreat Commoner, say Chase
was negative man, Butler humbug, and
that Wade had played himself out, or was
1t mistake of the reporter?
Marquee, who is now skulking in Mexico
with price on his head, carries fortune
of more than million in foreign exchange
the fruit of his robberies-concealed on
his person.
Catharine Bayless was married in Gin
cinnati q few days ago, was arrested for
theft few hours after the ceremony, and
as she was bailless, had to pass her honey
moon in the station house.
One of Brownlow's militia, on being ar
rested for murder in broad daylight, boast
ed that he had killed eighteen men. He
was allowed to escape that night, as the
campaign is not yet closed.
President Anderson, of Rochester, de-
clined to go to Brown University, giving
as a reason, ''I felt that those who had in
vested in me when was comparatively
worthless, had right to the benefit of any
rise in the stock"
A Mississippi paper says that Longstreet
was an ssimbeciIe when absent from the
side of Lee" hat Thompson Is "humbug
and biathuskite,n and that Hindman was
before the war professional Arkansas
political demagoge."