The weekly Butte record., 1867-02-02
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San Fra ncfsco Axency.-Mr. Thomas Boyoe
Is the only authorized agent for the RECORD in San
Francisco AL orders left a; his Office. northeast
of Washington and Montgomery streets stzirs VIII
be promptly attended TO-
ALL's WELL.
BIZ HARRIET M'EwTN KI[BAII-
The day Is ended Ere sink TO sleep
Ny weary spirit seeks repose in Thine;
LAtherl forgive my trespasses, and keep
This little life Of mime.
With loving kindness curtain Thou my bed
And cool in my burning pilgrim feet
Thy pardon be the pillow for my head
So shall my sleep be sweet
At peace with all the world dear Lord. and Thee
No fears nv souls unwayerng faith can shake;
Ais well, whichever side the grave for me
The morning Light may breAki
Iv-Conversation would be Abridged if all men
spoke only the truth.
Easy CIRCUMSTANCES. Queen Victoria gets
$4,000 900 year.
scALY-There are fishers of men and they very
often take scaly game.
The gIoomiest thing in Crinoline-a passing
belle.
PuScH's advice how to kill time-shoot every
day.
REFINED-An English paper talks about the
meteors as "a caravan OF starrets.'
"CRrsrsr Helper has DO ught the site Of the Sal
isbury prison.
A SAxoNY crinoline manufacturer has made in
one year ss3 ,7s4 900 hoop skirt springs.
JEWISH house, entire has been excavated in
Syria, dating two centuries before Christ.
THE Baltimore and Ohio Railroad has secured
lease of the Ohio Central for twenty years.
Too LArE-Experience, like the fern lights of q
ship, show the track We have passed.
LucIEN PAcoL, at Bourg Argent, makes silk
direct from the mulberry tree. He does not use
the silk worm at all.
Two Sunday School teachers had fight in a
church in Chicago for which they paid five dollars
each the next day.
LEss-Physicians advice us to drink less at
meals. Better advice-drink less between meals.
Nor ENoUGH.-Seven per cent is not enough for
people who take an interest in the affairs of their
neighbors.
LAzY.-There is family out West, the members
of which lazy that it takes two OF them to
sneeze at once.
In a county in Georgia there is place where tina
tracks OF the bear, deer, lion and horse mprn-
ted in solid rock.
IT is said that the Passamaquoddy tribe of Indi-
ans, in Maine, is now decreasing at the rate of 20
per cent. per annum.
GRAssnoPfEKs bit the tongues of number of
horses in Illinois, making them so sore they were
unable to eat and died of starvation.
Coon ALE.-In the bottom of large "XXX ale
vat" in a certain city, there were found four bush
els Of deceased rats.
that buckwheat cakes contain more nourishment
for less money than any other article of food.
HARD NAMR.-The Secretary of the Vermont
Senate broke down the other day the name
of "Jehu Wiswel Hogaboom"
MAJOR CLEARy, of one of the British regiments
in Canada. has been courtmartiaied for going to
England to get married after leave had been re-
fused.
As A bridal present, the city of Turin will pre-
sent to the Austrian princes who is shortly to
ry the eldest son Of Victor Emanuel, bed co yer
of the finest lace.
PoLICE.-Some says that the municipal ar
engagements are strict in the Arctic regions that
navigators are always stopped there by the North
Pole-ce.
WIrs AND WINE.-At first the dissipated resort
to wine to stimulate their wits, and in the end have
TO resort to their wits to procure their wine.
WHY NOT7-Mrs. PartuCton wants know why
captains don't have their ships properly nailed in
port instead of waiting to have them tackled at
WHY A drunken man who slipped down upon
bit of ice cold night, wanted TO know why it
was that water always froze with the slippery side
up.
A Coon ToAsr.-At a recent railway festival
the following striking sentiment was given: ..Our
mothers-the only faithful tenders who never mis-,
placed the SWITCH
Nor NEcEssARY-A Wisconsin Judge has deci
ded that man ia not liable for his wife's liquor
bills. on the ground that they were not necessaries
of life
THE LArEsr.-We have private information that
the latest Partisan styles OF Ladies dresses is
thing about midway between Mazeppa and the
French Spy.
BEAUTIFUL THouGHr.-Dew is an invisible
flowers, bursts into tears over the beauties that
must fade.
CoNrRApIcroKY-It is so billy in New Hamp-
shire that the people look up the chimney see the
cows come home, while in Wisconsin it is so fiat
that they have to lie down to see the rise.
A NICE young man went into gambling house
in Hreneam, Texas, and after losing all his money.
Jewelry. ETC., staked his clothes, and finally walked
out of the den a Ia Adam before the fall.
A MOTHER in Chicago found her daughters in a
low place of amusement. Taking hold of each by
the hair of the head she marched them out to the
astoniShment and amusement of the audience.
There's always one consolation,
~hatever our misfortune-it might be worse
We're life hanging a thread. it would be . com.
fort to think that it was not hanging on . rope.
GAME.-When Sheridan taught school, he had in
one of his classes boy who always read patridges
for patriarchs. stop" exclaimed the wag teach.
er, you shall not make game of the patriarchs."