The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-03-27

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examples, but he kept insistin that there
wuznt enuff in EN- to fire the Southern
heart. The Southern heart wuz per.
petooal fnnerel pile wlch needed con.
tinyooal firin. Onless fred 1t wuz a
gloomy mass NV very onsightly black
cinders He proposed that the forth
comm book shood be coal oil on the
slumberin embers Nv the youthful South
ern heart. He he'd example {:
Tho battle uvChickamauga wuz fought
certin number NV miles from Chatra-
nooga. One regiment NV Contedrit
soljers druv a division Nv Fedral mercen'
aries into the town. Allowin that each
Fedral, ez woll ez Contedrit, he'd two
legs, how many more steps did the Fed.
rails take to git EN- into Chattanooga,
where they wuz comparatively safe from
Confedrit rage and valor and SIGH, than
i: did the Confedrits to drive en- therl
Bascom renarkt that he he'd one wich
he felt it his dooty to perpose
A strlkly conscienshus grosery keeper
starts in biznis worth four hundred dol
lars IN clean cash. He pays tor his
whiskey two dollars per gallon in Loos>
vile, and hez for reglar customer a
Postmaster, wich drinks forty or sixty
times per day, and allus tells him to jist
chalk it down. Required, the length
NV time nessary to bust under them
afflictin circumstances.
Bascom remarkt that long before the
book appears in print he would be able
to furnish the auserto that little problem.
Conzidern the example dig direct at
me, l wuz NV a noshen to retort, but
there wuz sich a look Nv inferred inno-
sense onto Bascom's countenauce that
reely coodent. Suthing must be done
for Bascom. | hev lived onter him too
long. The next contribushen | reserve
from friends North shel be devoted to
liquidatln, in part, the debt | owe him.
I Good bust him, by not givin him at
least cost tor his likker,but what follows?
There's the rub Wood he who come
after give me credit2 Better bear the
Ills we hev than fly to them to which we
hevnt been interdoost.
Joe B;g.er, the drunkin Confedrit
soJer, happened in, and heard the last
two examples, and remarkt that he Good
furnish US any number Nv examples at
sic. We never stop Joseph in any,
thing he perposes to do, tor he hez a
habit Nv carryin a navy revolver slung
to him, and he shoots. Joseph wuz.
therefore, permitted to perceed.
Eff Southern men pants for his rites,
and fites four years for em, gittln licked
like the devil, how long after is it advis-
iule tor him to contlnyoo to pant, pervi-
ded he didn't know at the beginnin wal
his rites wuz!
venohered to remark that a solushen
Nv that problem wuz impossible, ther
beln no pint to work a departure from, 70
which Joseph remarkt tha: perhaps it
wuz faulty in that partikeler, but he he'd
others.
Ell one Southern soljer kin whip five
Northern soJers, why in bloody thunder,
they hevin he'd suflishenoy nv oppor-
toonities NV doin it, didn't the South
gain her independence
Ell fitin four years and losin every
dog -goen | cents worth Nv property
man he'd wuz profitable biznis, how many
struggles for independence wood man
NV modrit means be justified in goin
thru with 7 .. '.....
Eff two gallons and half Nv Kentucky
whisky kin be got from bushel Nv
corn, how many Dimocratic voters,
takiu young men ez they run, kin be
manufactured from the produck Nv q
aker Nv good land in modnt year for
corn
A high-toned chivalrous Virginian
twenty years ago, he'd a female slave
which wuz ez black ez a crow, and
worth only $500. Her progeny wu2
only half ez black ez a crow, and her
female grandchildren wuz suflishently
bleached to sell at Moo Orleans torS2 500
per female offspring. Required lst,--
The length Nv time nessary to pay Of
the Nashnel debt by this means. I'd.
The number Nv years nessary to bleach
the cuss Nv color out NV the niggers u,
the United States. ..' ..."..D
Et four old gray.headed jackasses,
which ought to know better, see fit to
keep one sucker filled with whisky, how
many suckers Good four irongray mules
keep filed he'd they bein only halt jack,
asst l .Hi .h.n'.'.,,5 u g..
A. johnson he'd a idea Nv carryin 0
certain number ny deestriks, by speekiu
in em with Seward, oil Nv which Civ,