The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1867-05-18
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[FoRrHE eRAN0EBuRq .NEws.1 h;
The Days of 'sOld Miss Stallings,n Re- 90
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7 Mr.. EDITOR In these ;:'troubluus times :. :.
Of tyrannical Nominations when. eycfybodS wo -
meet wears an elongated conntcmanee5, when
smiles rarely seen to light ep. the human
phiz; it is actually incumbent upon us to
attempt to dispel this melancholy, and the mar,
who succeeds may be justly termed a public
ibencfactor it,ts - tfR ffs'
With this object in view, Mi Editor, = allow
.usa column. please, to narratc'a little inci..
dentwhich recently fell under our know
sapd nded iifforcibl 1hes days of
ESQ I'D M Staliin Olr hero 6cifg Ntsic
Robert Leo however, and not Horny Ciayss
This little ,prattlcr arrived at the usual age for
cutting teeth, and undergoing that mpoftans g
natural process, was rendered fretful and fever
consequently very cross. Notallthc baby
twaddle" could silence the constans sEeesfee"i;s
"kiah1 ,.keewaa'szz-not the tcmpting 'Bsscdit .
(Which rarely had failed a--nor tho lullaby
Rocky by-baby in the tree top" &c. Nome Of
these could quiet Master Robert; Alter an 80
exhibition of spce-tea, parcgoric, n,int-dropss q
and the everlasting routine off domestic ren,esSz
dies, ow skill Gas an'huinble disciple of Acscusai
lapius) was brought into rcquisition.a 1sntSa
with aA did. he squan. 'Poors, ,itty, swectyss
sugar dumpiin," says Miss; Ann, Adid de'deS-,q
tor give it nasty; physic, yes he did aud ho;+s
'did--and-hc SAINT div it any more of&that aolds4
stinkin Hygrum 5Crctura Hydrarg cum rrctel u
SO he SAINT" But Robert Lee kr,caaci ,as,gshs :,
Aawaed right along. f;Bcss It's little soul tuirns
to its dran-muddcr-dats what he wants, ',irs
says :old bliss Dalrymple,1 who was sittiness
near with a nisser-head pipe, ohock full ofhotes
ashes, with long cane stem--onc end 5iI her
lnoutll-:tum here it is SO sick sick rs it tsee
be, so it. is.' Up. flies little Roberts nsts;,a
striking tho nigger-1ichd and driving abpusis
six inches of tliccanc stem dow tho old hdy'sii
throat and upsctting thc;contonts, which took
our little horo exactly in;;the eyes. Es0kI
Mother, you've gone and burnt, its littlo eyeg.,
clean out with RED hot ashes, mercy me! Geti
a wet rag 1uick--oh" h"-,...,,.,.,., o.,f. III,
cold Miss, Dalrymple,' in, her .hurrilieht,,.r
upset two chairs Down came tho ,watcitpail.
and "dtfe Kvdurt"' is baptized otherwise than )
by sprinkling. Our hero cooled down consid- !,
crably thinking these were penalties purposelt
inflicted for his misdemcapors, and Was, SOON,
put to bod. Next morning, however, found
him "all right with the exception Of i.
siyht cold, and his eyes, Gone in particularly.
bore resemblance very strikingly to person.
who might have been to an Irish wedding, but.
1t is our opinion nothing serious will result.
!, Yours!,
COUNTRY M, D:
p S--We have seen the old lady since. NJ
fracas, and she says sho was 'a,ghty sorry fort
little Robert with ,one;eye "shet" up ~ sightin',
round next morning" bat is ofthe, opinion that,
it has done him q loopcr Of goaar-he never,
strikes at her any moro when she's smokinpsy
The following remarkable ksAtkiff @as
printed and stuck up in several parts ofthsr
city Of Dublin - s,'- 7-:tf5Esfrt ~ sssAs~9Ss
"This is TO certify, that i .,Danies !f'Faanil4
gan am not tho person that was ;tarsess ande
fcathered blythe liberty nsob on Iucsaayils
and am ready 70 give twenty guincas to spY,
man that, will bet me 8jty TINT / a ana sae
other man who goes BY my name WifEam
my hard this aeth Jsiys ,!s9's :. ssi' &. ssh
49, DAN O'FLAs.saE.sas