Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1867-06-29
OLD SERIES VOL, 81, NO. 81
SATURDAY MORNING, JUNE 80, 1867.

every one can git. his last trlCk Nv MS
staggers me Kin it be that the old man
wuz all along opposin wrong and scb, not
from any deep seated dislike to the article,
but becoz opposin wuz his best holt2 Kin
it be-hevin been in the minority all his
life, and found theriu profit becoz it so hap
pened that the minority was rite-that he is
now anxsbus to git into that Ak agin o.
Does Horris spose that, hevin the strength
of successful career to back him, and hevin
hundred thousand more or less, who are
In the habit of readin him-the people will
foller him thro the stinkin slums NV error
Jest ez lively ez they did over the breezy
hills of trootb2 Hez his vanity got the
better of his discretion at last2 Hev the
hangers on wich alluz puff incense into the
face Nv success, been burnin hasheesh afore
him, and hez intossicated him2 Is he, at
his advanced age, in imitashun of Sut Lovin-
goods daddy, goin to play hoss, forgittin
the hornets nest into wich his great ex-
emplar plunged % 4
''Shel l put him down or nota" askt the
sekretary agin, rather impashently.
mo" replied Lucifer, drawn hisself up
decisvely "ef he splits up the Ablishnists
we shell be so deep in his debt that he will
deserve to git clear by us. Ez it is, be hez
done enuff to enttle him to our gratitood.
He hez restored Jeff'son Davis to me; he
hez even enlarged his field Nv usefulnis. He
is demonstratin the theory that there aint
no sich thing ez treason, and, ez a matter NV
course, that there aint been no crime CON-
mitted by my friend Davis friends. Ez
Horris is establishin the fact that the war
agin my friends in the South was unjustifa-
BILE. shouldn't be surprised eff the next
thing he does, in order that .justis may be
done, will be to insist that their niggers be
returned to EN-. After all, / speckt that's
wat he's drivin at. Now that slavery IS
abolsht, bleeve ned like to have it re-
stored, that he may hev suthin to do. His
okkepashen's gone. He's short Nv a subjict
now. His pen hez bin so used to writin
slavery slavery slavery that he is really
wants that joocy old sin set up for him tn
batter at agin-he wants Lovejoy shot over
agin, and bleedin Kansas to be repeated
Watts pr ofessional Reiormer, eff there amt
nothing to reform2 Watts corn doctor in
country where they wear big bootsl No
let him go. He's shoor Nv punishment any
how. He's a Universalist, a doctrine the
mistake NV wich he'll discover some day,
but he's very likely to realize his lice of pun
! ishment on earth, for Wendell Phillips is
after him, and what wuss kin he suffer I
Set this last act NV his'n down as honesty
streakt with loonacy; or ruther, the loonacy
bein the biggest, as loonacy streakt with
honesty, and leave him out. Go on with
the reports. Where's Davis now and par
tikerly where's johnson Eff he does any.
thin agn me he does it thro mistake. Keep
track Nv Johnson-don't let"
| At this pint | was aroused by somebody
shakin me. 1t was Bascom. Il wuz
o'clock, and ez he'd not bin over for my
mornin bitters, in wich dooty I'm very reg
Ter, the good man had gone out in search Nv
me. How pleasant 'tiz to hev somebody to
care for 700, even eff their solisitood springs
from ten cent motive.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY, P. M.
! (Which is Postmaster), and Professor in the
Ham and Japheth Free Academy for the
development Nv the intellek Nv all races
| irrespectiye nv color