The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-12-07
FAMILY REApINa.


after that reality.
y-sone OF the most disagreeable ways
Of womon--to 'welgh 200. Fl y e
Theiollowihg Is cut from a Glasgow
paper: .Wnnted, a situation % table.
maid. None need apply huiess worthy
Of a good servant. Post.otiice, Helens.
burgh."
Where there Is love In the heart,
there arefalnbows In the. eyes, cover.
Ing every black cloud With gorgeous
hnes. flTt Il itFTtflf Z
+ Seneca observes well, that II Is the
constant fault and inseparable III q1al.
ity OF ambition never TO look behind It
"A few years ago, the ladies' wore a
kind Of hood called "kiss me II you
dare.n The present style Of bonnet
might be called, with equal proprIety,
kiss me II you want TO-"
1T Ii better TO be born with a dispo-
sitlon 10 see things on the favorable
side than to succeed to an estate Of ten
thousand a year. il .,s,l ~ r. :
Lady Margaret Herbert asked
somebody for n pretty pattern for a
night-cap. "Well,h said the person,
"what signifies the, pattern Of a night,
oap2m go! child" said she, Wyou
know IN case cfarew
Mankind his been learning for six
thousand years, and yet how few have
learned that their fellow. beings are az
good as themselves. q. '"d -
"A life oiduty is the only cheerful
llfe-fprall Joy springs from the affec-
tons; and IL Is the great law OF nature,
that without good deeds all good afIec.
tiOn dies, and the heart become utterly
desolate.
Never coax u woman for her heart.
II you haven't any Inducements for
the fair one to make II an object Of ex.
change likefof like, you afeslmply in
the wrong pew, and had better get ont
with all possible haste. II E'
"A clergyman asked some children.
"Why do we say Ia the Lord's P IA yer,
Who art IN HedVtll,' since God Is every.
whereY" He saw, a little drummer
who looked as " he could give al, an.
swer, and turned 10 him Tor,lt: swell.
little soldier, what say youHp-'tBecause
It's head!quatters.p
-.wife, 'said a broker, few davs
since, Hdo you think l shall ever Be
worth fifty thousand dollars2" -.
"Ain't worth that to you2" said the
conhdlng spouse.
"Y.e.S, !" hesitatlpgly replied the other
half "but / can't put you out at inter-
est" NJ t,-gi.a.'11 80 =
-"what do you call this?n said Mr..
.IOnpa Smith upnflU fhnnIAs, hi. h...I-
fast with his fork. coal rs snarled
the landlady; "what do you caIlitPn
"Well, really, said Smith, " don't
know. There Is not hair enough in II
for mortar, but there Is entirely too
much 1t II Is intended for hash"
The chief art Of learning is 10 at.
tempt but little at time. The widest
excursions of the mind are made by
short flights, frequently repeated; the
most LOFTY sciences are formed by the
continued accumulation OF single pro.
positions. l..g ~. 80
lon a wlnter's night, when the moon
shone bright, and thesnoW was crusted
Ger; with maid as fair as seraphs are,
l slid from hill down lower. Ere we
reached the place. like horse on a
race, our swim gliding sled careened;
and with tresses fair, streaming back
on the air, sweet Sallie went eend over
eend. -
Have aldefnite purpose in life.
Never lose sight Of II. Think of II by
day dream OF It by night. Push ear.
~, late, often. Let your aim be what
1t may be In reason, and II will he ac.
complished. All success Is simply this
reduced 10 bare outline.
There has been debate on baptism
at Newtown, Del, between Messrs.
Jump OF the Methodist Episcopal, and
Flippo of the Baptist Church, at the
conclusion Of which, says local pa.
per, all the Methodists were converted
to sprinkling, and the Bapliets 10 i'm
mersiou. A great triumph for Messrs.
Jump and Flippo!
by means OF chastity the soul
breathes a pure air in the ioulest places:
by means OF continency Il Is strong in
whatever state the body may be, THE
soul is regal through lis empire over
the senses, beautiful by It's light and
Its peace.
-"Hans, where you get that knife?"
81 finds him, farder." nNo Hanp, | be-
lieves you tells one big lie" mo, far.
der, dat Is true; Is the luckiest boy
you never see." well, Hans, l has 10
vlp you" "Not cause 1 steals, farder?"
mo, Hans, vips you cause you SO
yer lucky"
There is saoredness ln tears, They
are not the mark OF weakness, but Of
power. They speak more elouuently
than ten thousand tongues. They are
the messengers of overwhelming grief
of deep contritiou, and of unspeak.
able love.