The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-07-03

man wuz, all along opposin wrong and
slch, not from any deep seated dislike to
the article, but becoz oppozin things
wuz his best holt? Kin it he that heyln
bin in the minority all his life, and found
therein profit becoz it so happened that
the minority wuz rite, that he is now
anxshus to git into that fix agin! Does
Horris spose thag hevin the strength NV
successful career to back him, and
hevinga hundred thousand, more or
less, who are in The habit NY readn him
the people will follow him thro the
stinkln slums Of error jest ez lively as
they did over the breezy hills NV trooth :?
l1ez his vanity got the better NV his
discretion at last? Hev the hangers on
wich alluz puff incense into the face nv
success, bin burnn hasheesh atore him.
and hez it intoxicated HIM? Is lie, at
his advanced age, in imitashen NV Sut
Lovingoods daddy, goin to play hoss,
forgittin the hornets nest into which his
great exemplar plunged?
'Shel | put HIM down or not p askt
the secretary agp, rather impatiently.
mo ] replied Lucfer, drawin hisself
up declsively ft'e splits up the Abllsh-
nlsts we shel be 80 deep in his debt that
he vii! deserve to get clear NV us. Ez it
is,he hez dun ennff to entitle him to our
gratitood. He hez restored Jefferson
Davis to me he hez even enlarged his
field Nv usetulnis. lie is demonstratin
the theory that there amt no sich thing
ez treason, and ez matter of course
that there aint bln no crime committed
by my friend Davis friends, Ez Horris
Is establlshln the fact that the war arln
my friends in the South wuz uniustiti-
able, shouldn't be surprised eff the next
thing he does, in order that justis may be
doEe will be to insist that their nirgers
be returned to EN- After all, l speckt
THAT'S wat he's drivln at, Now that
slaverys abolsht, I blceve he'd like to
hev it restored, that he may hev suthin
to do. His okkepeshen's gone. He's
short Nv subjicli now. His pen hez
bin so used TO wIitin slavery slavery /!
slavery! that he's reely at sea. He
wants the old sin set up for him to bat
ter at agin-he warts Loyejoy shot over
agin, and beedin Kansas t. be repe,id.
Watts Professional Retormer, ef ther
amt nolhin to reform? Watts a corn
doctor in a country wher they wear hrg
boots! No! let him 90. He's shoor
of punishment enuff anyhow, He's
UniverSallst, a dcctrin the mistake NV
wlch he'll diskiver some day, but he's
very likely to realize his ice Nv punish-
ment on earth for Wendell Phillips is
after HIM, and wat wuss kin he suffer p
Set this last act Nv his'n down ez honesty
s'reaked with loonacy; or ruther, the
loonacy bein the biggest, ez loonacy
streaked with honesty and leave him
out Go on with The sports. Where's
Davis now' and pertlkerely, where's
johnson Et he does anything agin
me he does it thro mistake. Keep track
Nv johnson, ,--doni let
AT this pint | wuz aroused, by some
body shakin me. 1t was Bascom. 1t
wuz 8 o'clock. aud ez he'd not bin over
for my morhin bitters, in witch dooty
I'm very regler, the good man he'd gone
out in search Nv me. How pleasant tiz
to hev somebody to care for yoo, even
eft their solisitood springs from a ten
cent motive.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY, p. NJ.
(Wlch is Postmas,er,) and Professor in
the Ham and Japbeth Free Academy
for the development OF the intelleck
NV all races irrespective of color