Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1867-06-13
PosT OPFIs, CoSPEDRIT X ROADS, :
witch is in the Staff nv Kentucky :
lime 1857

PosT OPFIs, CoSPRDRIT X ROADS,
(Which is in the Staff nv Kentucky
June !, 1867.
The Corners wuz in most pleasant
frame Nv mind last Friday mite. Soim-
portant event ez the release iuv our
saintid Davis Good not be allowed to go
by without commonwealth, and we &C.
cordinly commemorate. The reioicins
wuz held at the Church, tho they COM
menst at Bascom's. Ez the heftiest part
Nv the rejOicin he'd bin done at Bascom's,
taperin off, ez may say, at the Church,
the speeches were very short, ef not to
the pint. When, how, or wher it ad.
lourned, know not. | wandered orr
into the realms Nv Morphus in the mid
die NV Deekin Pogram's sekondly, and
afore got back l he'd taken rather
long journey.
| dreamed very curis dream. Me
thawt | wuZ in the regions that are
populerly supposed to lay below us.
Onto his burnin throne sOt Lucifer, a
readin the Moo York Triboon, with the
most puzzled Xpression onto his face |
ever witnest LAWN 1t down with sigh,
ez tho he he'd gone bumpin onto a stun
ner witch he Good not comprehend, he
remarkt, sadly, "To bizniz !" and de-
mandid Nv his book-keeper, the sitooa-
shen of things Reports were read to
him. witch, In the main, pleased him. A
shade Nv sadniss becloudid his classikle
countenance ez the statement that Napo-
leon and Bizmark he'd made up, but his
face ILLUMINATED serenely ez it wuz statid
that the christian nashens he'd deCidid
to let the Turks go on q butcherin the
Cretans, witch wuz replaced with frown
agin when he wuZ informed that there
wuz q prospeck Nv the English common
people gittin vote. After goin thrO
the rest Nv the world, the Unitid States
come in.
Kentucky" sed the book keeper,
lookin over bundle Nv fresh reports,
us all rite. Helm is electid Governor by
a whackin majority, and Mckee and
Rice is defeetf."
Good !" sed he, fetChin his tail down
in ecstacy Nv joy, "the next time l
swing around the circle I must visit
Kentucky. No State does so well for
mt with so little Nv my assistance.
alluz like to visit Kentucky. Moo York
city is ruther pleasant tho its so near
like my own place that don't enjoy it
much when I'm there don't feel e2
tho I'm away from home and visitin
But Kentucky love-the people RELY
charm me. But go on, wat next 2"
Jeff'son Davis hez bin LIBERATED by
Horris Grtehy becOmin his bale. THE
balein by Greeley, the reporter stasheneC
at Washington, considers most mo
menChus event and most happy ok
kurrence for yoor majesty"
THAT reporters a ass and don't know
the secret springs wich actooate men
Recall him to.wunst for maxim SIGH &
foolish remark"
But" 4ed the Secretary, who seemed
to me to he imp Nv some conscience
20 b. PERMITTED to argOo with Lucille
lssrlf Il consider it Nv Importance
Did VOC wish JEFF son Davis TO die il
prlzrn g.
Ell 700 wuZD't Nv desded yoose t
me, hevin bin Moo York Alderman, X
redo0se 700. Want JEFF son Davis to die
Not l. I'm not the yooth wat kille(
the goose wat laid the golden egg. He
bin the best reCrOOtin lOOtenant | eve
he'd He hez the happy knack Nv con
trollin every body he hez anythin to d.
with, and he turns EN- all tO'ard me. II
rooined Polk, he swampt Pierce, he Sc
doost Bookanan, ne dazzled Johnson ant
he hez now caught Horris Greeley. Blu
ther wuznt any danger Nv his dyin il
prizen. Men amt in the habit Nv dyil
on PANIED oysters, Drilled beefsteak ant
milk toast; they hev q trick Nv peggiI
out faster on diet suthin the opposite u
that; for instance, the variety tina
Jetf'son furnisht EN- at Andersonville
He wood hey got out anyhow. johnson
is, after all, poor white man, and h
Good bully EN- Nv that class well enufl
but he felt ashamed NV keepin a rea
gentleman like Davis in prizen, and b.
wood hev releast him."
"Shel | put Horris down on GU
books z" askt the Secretary eagerly, dip
pin his pen into blue fame ez Hertzog
does 10 the Black Crook.
"Let US consider" sed Lucifer, mus
inly. "Wat hez he did 2"
"Bailed Jeffso Davis T. returned tn,
Secretary, confidently, givin his pen ;
fresh dip.
Very good. Horris hez made NV his
self Ia speak Hggeratively, Il post for ;
drove Nv hogs to scratch themselve
aein. They are scramblin out Nv tn
slough NV secession in witch they wal
lowed till the droppin out Nv the bot
tom made it dangerous they find Hor
ris q standin on the bank, and agin hin
they rub their sides to clean off the NUT
witch adheres. speek fggeratively il
likenin Horris to post; literally il
likenin the secesh to swine. They WI
jest as senseless and jest as crooel. The.
wuz the wuns afore witch pearls WI
cast.
II hev jest finsht his defence Nv his
self. It's q coorious dokeyment an
puzzles me. I'm disposed to conside
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