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The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
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SUFFER NO MORE!

When by the use of DR. JOINVILLES
ELIXIR you can be cured permanently, and
at trifing cost
The astonishing success which has attended
this invaluable medicine for Physical and
Nervous Weakness, General Debility and
Prostration, Loss of Muscular Energy. I'm
potency. or any ofthe consequences Of youth
ful indiscretion, renders It the most valuable
preparation ever discovered.
II will remove all nervous affections, de-
preston, excitement incapacity to study or
business, loss Of memory, confusion, thoughts
of self-destructiOn, fears of insanity, &c. It
will restore the appetite, renew the health of
those who have destroyed 1t by sensual ex-
cess or evil practices.
Young men, be humbuged no more by
"Quack Doctors" and ignorant practitioners,
but send without delay Tor the Elixir, and be
at once restored to health and happiness. A
perfect cure Is guaranteed In every instance.
Price 81 or four hottlos to one address, $8.
One bottleis sufficient to effect cure In all
Also DR. JoINvILLEs SPECIFIC
PILLS, for the speedy and permanent cure OF
Gonorrhea, Gleet Urethral Discharges, GRAY
cl, Structure and all affections Of the Kidneys
aud Bladder. Cures effected In from one to
five Days They are prepared from vegeta-
bic extracts that arc harneless on the system,
anu never nauseate the stomach or ilnpreg-
nate the breath. No change of diet IS neces-
sary while using them, nor does their action
In any manner interfere with buslnesspursuits.
Price 81 per box. ,.IfLIIuL
Either Of the above mentioned articles will
be sent to any address, closely sealed, and post
paid, by mail or express, on receipt Of price.
Address all orders 10 r E5
BERGER, SHUTS B CO., Chemists,
a. No. 1856 River Street. Troy, ny.
.rl tebzo, 's7.ly a-s
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ASTROLOGY.
THE WORLD AST0NISHDD
At THE WONDERFUL REVELATIONS
MADE BY THE GREAT ASTR ,LOGIST.
M A D A NJ { u. A. PERRIG O (.

Shc rcveols secrets M nortoj oyor i,roy,
s, oho ra rovua's scIle,s no tiol.ni ever Knew
any on,, res.o,es a =" nnpplness lhose VINO, IRON
no,o,us ,i, oSous, ea.as'rupngs' c,osses IN ioye,
,SS m y, ,u,I,"ns hon a'n ,,,en1s loss "' money,
,oGo,h, h"., ,so osoJmo inm ,d uospu o"u orlngs
s'snol ,;a ..ose ,ons sePeGaaeu, s gives in.ofma
% Som voIoe,ns ioe, s n1ss". .i,emns OF uovers, re-
Sru,no, Vus u" y, o hos, p,tsS p,tssS oems you ue
IN what yo will c' be most s,'ccessS W. '"c coss "m
IN WIN. you WI, w 'ivse success'ul cause
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
A QUEER COURTsHIP.

The period Of courtship is not always
a time Of romance and affection, as may
be supposed. Ifthe wooer is a romantic
sort of chap, and The wooed, senti.
mental damsel, then, in such q case
there are many hours of ecstacy and
bliss enjoyed, by two loving hearts. -
but It takes all kinds Of people to make
up tic world, and il is not to be suppos.
cd that every body who iudulges in the
bliss OF courting, is disposed to look up
on love-making, as period of senti-
mental enjoyment. No, not much. An
illustration, OF this fact, occurred, says
the Hartford Post, which we cannot tor.
bear relating.
In small country town, in Hartford
county, q widower who had acted the
part OF brute and tyrant to his wife,
went shortly after the demise of his
spouse to baxom widow, who, like her
sultor, had not the best reputation for
suavity of manners and meekness OF
temper. The following colloquy ensued /.
well, madam, l am come to sec you.
well, you may just clear out again,
for I'll have nothing to do with you =
You need not think to get me. You
abused and whipped your first wife--and
l know what kind of a fellow you are.
You can bet high on that
yes, / did, aud it had You Id make
you toe the mark. I'd give You id
good thrashing every time you deserved
1t, and would not let yeu vote, If every
woman in town ran to the polls with
ballot in hand
Strange as 1t may appear, this very
loving and romantic couple, were united
in the holy band Of paddock three days
afterwards.
was ever woman In this humor wooedi
Was evcr woman in ishumor woni"
We think not.
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~ WHISKERS
M U 8 Y A G H E 81

TORCED to grow upon the smoothcst face
in from three to five weeks by using DR..
SEvlGNE'S RESTAURATEUR CAPIL-
LAIRE, the most wonderful discovery in
modern science, acting upon the Beard and
Hair IN on almost miraculous manner. It has
been used by the elite Of Paris and Lcndon
with the most flattering success. Names of
all purchasers will be registered. and IL entire
satisfaction Is not given IN everv instance, the
money will be cheerfuliy refunded. Price by
mail, sealed and postpaid, 81. Descriptive
circulars and testimonials mailed free. Ad.
dress BERGER, SHUTS & CO., Chemists,
No. 5s5 River Street, Troy, N. Y. Sole
agents for the United States. fcb2O, ,'67ly
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IEoNEY FREE AS WATER
vi 10 0nn ACTIVE LOCAL

MONEY FREE AS WKTER-
M 10000 ACTIVE LOCAL
and Travelling Agents, Male or Female, ofall
ages, are wanted to solicit trade In every city,
town, village hamlet, workshop and factory,
throughout the entire world, for the most
mleable novelties ever known. 800 Per-
cent PROFIT and ready sale wherever Of
hred I Smart men and women can make
from $5 to $50 per day, and NO risk Of loss
: A small capital required Of from $40 10 500
Tho more money invested the greater the
poofit. No money required In advance
7 hrst send the articles and receive pay after.
wards! 1fyou actually wish to make money
rapidly and easily write for full particulars
and address MINOR q CO.. (From Paris J
kbiS-ly 2l0 Broadway, New York CIV.
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Publ1cNOt1Ce

AS THE FIRM Or HUGHES s. LUCAS
IA Is Dissolved by mutual consent, the Com
mission business will still be carried on ut the
old stand, In good order, and on tho most
reasonable terms, In tho name and style Of
l.. HUGHES b CO., (sonior partner). They
tlatter themselves, by having the House and
the best location In the place for that busi.
ness, that they will RECEIVE q liberal share Of
the public patronage lrUl
They will also keepa good supply Of GRO.
CERES on hand TO nccomodate all who
may favor them with call. u a.MH
l. HUGHES q GO. 81
Glo-H ... Rices landing, Pa
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

BREAK HIS LEGS, In answer to q note
from one who signs herself "A distressed
Mother we reply: The only way TO
cure your son Of staying out 'late
o'nights' is to break his legs or else get
the 'calico,' he runs with to do your
house work.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

q ROBERT HENDERsnorr, we'll known as
the Drummer Boy Of the Rsppaban>
nook eloped from Poughkeepsie, with
rich merchants daughter, on Friday
last They were married at Newburg.
The interesting pair are scarce 10 years
old sit.H.t d.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
PREPARATION CAPILLL.

Throw away your false frizzcs, your switches,
your wig
Destructive Ofcomtort, and not worth fig:
Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and fair
And rejoice in your own luxuriant hair.
REPARATOR CAPILLI.
For restoring hair upon bald heads (from
whatever cause 1t may have fallen ouD and
forcing groth OF hair upon the face, 1t has no
equal. II .,ill force the beard to grow upon
the smooihest face in from five to eight weeks.
or hair upon bald heads In from two to three
months A few ignorant practitioners have
asserted that there is nothing that will force
or hasten the growth of the hair or beard, L.
Their assertions are false, as thousands of liv-
ing witnesses (from their own experence) can
bear witness But many will say low are we
to distinguish the genuine from the spurious ?
1t certainly is difficult, rs nine -tenths of the
different Preparations advertised for the hair
and beard are entirely worthless; and you
may have already thrown hway large amounts
In their purchase. To such we would say, try
the Reparator Capilli it will cost you moth
ing unless it fully comes up to our represen-
tations. If your druggist does not keep it,
send us one dollar and we will forward ii,
postpaid. together with a receipt for the mo-
ney, which will be returned you on applica
ton providing entire satisfaction is not given.
Address, WI. CLARK s. CO., Chemists,
No West Eayette .,Sy racuse. N. Y
febl3, 'G7-Iy
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

The following Irish convetsatlon was
heard in street in St. Louis. Pat,
what do you think of President john
sonr Faith, an he's good merchant
'How SO, Patf' BE jabersl he sold
arms to the Fenians and then took the
arms back and sold the Fenians,'
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VALUABLE PROPERTY FOR
g a l. II! svB

WITH GRIST MILL, SAW MILL, COAL
BANKS, &C.
THE Undersigned offers at private sale that
L valuable property, situate on the Monon-
gahela River, at tho Mouth Of Muddy Creek,
Greene county, Pa containing about forty
five (45) acresof rich bottom land. Thereis
on tho promisas valuable a, .,v ,i.,aa,
4 STE A M + N CT N Ell
which will be included In tho sale. The Coal
Bank Is open and shows IN inexhaustable sup
ply. No more desirable location for q Distil-
lcry can be found In the State.
For further particulars apply to i. A. Elem
niken, Davidson's Ferry, Greene county, Pa,
or by letter 10 tho undersigned, .alh- ga
. 'ptt 8a'f' JOHN M. DARRAH,F
B;s-8m. Hartsvillo, Bucks Co., pa.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

THx Buffalo Express is responsible for
the following: One Of our printers
who used to set type in the Tribune
office. smiled audibly yesterday when
somebody wondered that Horace Greely
could be willing TO let his name 90 down
TO posterity affixed to JEFF. Davis's bail
bond. Horace knows he says, pos
terity can't read the signature
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EXCELSIOR! EXCELSIOR!
CHASTELLAR'S @
HAIR EXTERNAHNATOR!

FOR REMOVING sUPERFLuOUs HAIR.
To the ladies especially, this invaluable de-
piatory recommends itself as being an almost
indispensable article to female beauty, is easl-
ly applied, does not burn or injure the skin
but acts directly on The roots 1t is warranted
TO remove superfluous hair from low foreheads
or from any part of the body completely,
totally and radically exterpating the same,
This is the only article used by The French,
and is the only real eifeclual depilatory in ex-
istence, Price Is cents per package, sent
postpaid, to any address, ON receipt of an
order, by
BERGER, SHUTS & CO., Chemists e
eb20. 67-iy 2S5 River st., Troy. N Y.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
THE FAMILY THAT DON'T TAKE THE
NEWSPAPERS

THE FAMILY THAT DON'T TAKE THE
NEWSPAPERS.
The man don't take the newspapers
was in town the other day. lie brought
his family on an OK sled, and 'bailed'
before store. He still believed that
Millard Fillmore was President, and
wanted to know If the 'Kamschatkins'
had taken Cuba, and if so. where they
had taken it, He had sold his pork for
six cents, when he might haye had
twelve, One ofhis boys went to black.
smiths shop, to be measured for pair of
shoes and another mistcok the Court
house for church. He hung his hat
on hook and waited patiently one hour
tor meeting to begin. One of the girls
took a lot of seed onions to the postoflice
to trade off for letter. She had a baby
which she carried in sugar trough
stopping occasionally to rock it on the
sidewalk. When it cried she filled lis
mouth with cotton handkerchief and
sang Barbara Allen,' The oldest boy
had sold two coon skins and was on
bust: When last seen, he had called for
'sody and water, and stood soaking gins
gerbread in it, and making wry faces.
The shopkeeper mistaking his meaning
had given him a mixture Of sal soda and
wa'e and it tasted strongly of SOAP
But he had 'hearn tell of sody water
and was bound to give tia fair trial,
'puke or no puke.' The old man had
lea kettle he wanted fixed up and he
carried 1t to the miliner shop. The
lady thought he was crazy but noticing
the hole in the kettle politely told him to
take it to timers shop. He then took
an old plow to the jewellers shop to
have it 'pinled and sharpened. I'VE
told the old fellow he ought to read the
papers, but he would not listen to it
He was opposed to, internal improve
menr and he thought 'larnin was a
wicked invention.
BARBARIC JUSTICE IN DELAWARE.
NEW CAsrLE, June 8 Only one man
was publicly pillored and whipped on
Saturday. Till, whitish black man, who
in fit of drunken rage killed his broth
er, after tie latter had struck and kicked
him, was convicted of his CRIME. This
was his sentence That you pay a fine
Of $4,000; stand in the pillory one
hour ; be whipped with sixty lashes. and
be imprisoned for life He stood, a
public spectacle, the mark for the mean.
est mans taunts, with his head thrust
his arms fixed, in the pillory.
under this broiling June sun, one hour.
He was then taken down, stripped to
the waist, and his wrists pinioned to the
whipping post. He underwent the
sixty blows OF the cat. It's rine thongs
increased his punishment to five hundred
and forty strokes.
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12
CHASTEI.LAR'S
w MlTE LIQUID
I'm A NJ EL ,

For Improving and Beautifying the Complex
lon.
The most valuable and perfect preparation
in use, for giving the skin beautiful pearl
like tint, that is only found in youth. 1t
quickly removes Tan Freckles, Pimplcs,
Blotches. Moth Patches. Sallowness. Ernpt-
ions, and all impurities of the skin, kindly
healing the same leaving the skin white and
clear as alahaster. Its Use can not be detect
ed by the closest scrutiny, and being vcge-
table preparation is perfectly harmless. 1t is
the only article of the kind used by the French.
and is considered by the Partisan as indisren-
sable to perfect toilet. Upwards f 30, 600
bottles were sold during the past year,
sufficient guarantee Of its efficacy. Price on
" Is cents. Sent by mail, postpaid, onre-
ceipt Of m order, by
BERGER, SHUTS & Co., Chemists.
2S5 River ST., Troy N. Y,
fcb20 G7-ly
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GREEN EFACTORY

THIS establishment will be carried on tho present season
Flannel Blankets, James, Cassino cto, az formerly We
ask tho patronage our former customers and the public
gsuerAlly. JANIS gAlsEs,
VG03lt CAsmicbsViC. p
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LEGAL NOTICE,

ALL PERSONS harborng paurprs aro hereby notified
them unless tho pauper s returned to tho poor house
immediately And all persons who entice away paupors
able to labor and employ them will be required TO pay for
tho labor and unless paid for suit will be brought or tho
same as we'll proceedings crimnally for said offence
May 10, 1867 ARTHUR RiNIRART.
MORGAN BILL, I
H.Hi VIM. p. Scorr
0: 22-3t .e lg Poor House Directors
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'WoRE5!
SAYhRS 4 RIDBHART,

STTLL continue to carry on the Marble and
~ Stone cutting business at their long estab-
Dahed stand Immediately East of the Public
square, Main Street. Waynesburg.
This establishment has been in constant
operation since 1889, and the long experience
and energy Of the proprictors, linked with the
exercise Of sound Judgment and good taste,
have won for them wide spread and enviable
reputation. Anextensive stock Of the various
vprcties of the best marble kept constantly on
hand. Special attention paid to polishing,
pressing, co-vlnga engraving. ~
All orde-i M filed. 'tl
Dpcpn,hpr OF 1870
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

You pay Government ........ 20
It will be seen by this that the Gold interest
Is given as currency which is OF itself prohl
to the party converting the 3.l0s of nearly
EIoHr DOLLARS per S, 900, aside from the fact
that at the present rate of Gold, say 40, the
4-20s pay over per cent per annum.
At present we are converting the 73;lOs on
much better terms than the Government as
the present buying and sailing rates enables
us 10 allow the holder of the Bios better
figure than has yet been offered by any one
as acommisson.
Parties exchanging through lis, in addition
to getting much better terms than they can
from the Government will have their 5-2Os
delivered to them Immediately, thus saving
delay. We also register any bonds sent to us
without charge. On all Bonds sent US by Ex-
press, we pay charges both ways and remit
promptly as directed. JAS 7. BRADY q Co.,
Dealers in Government Securities Corner
Fifth and Wood Streets Pittsburgh, "a.
b:1-9t 'tt-n"4'"S y'sNt@ A
The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1867-06-12

- Z The Wonderful Flexibility and great com
fort and pleasure to any lady wearing the Du
saiplex Elliptic Skirt wilt be experienced partlc-
ularly in all crowded assemblies. operas, car
. riages, railroad cars, church Jews, arm chairs,
Dr. for promenade and house dress, as the skirt
can be folded when in use to occupy a small
Y place as easily and conveniently as II Silk or
Muslin Dress an invaluable quality IN crino-
line. not found in any Single Spring Skirt
4 'g a lady having enjoyed the pleasure. COM
fort and great convenience of wearingthe Du-
plex Elliptic Steel Spring Skirtfor single dav,
will never afterwards willingly dispense with
their use For Children, Misses and Young
Ladies they are superior to all Others.
They will not bend or break like the single
spring, hut will preserve their perfect and
graceful shape VIII n three or four ordinary
q skirts will have been thrown aside as useless
The hoops are covered with double ard twist
ed thr ad. and the bottom rods are not only
double springs, but twice Cor double) covered:
preventing them from wearing Out when drag
ging down stoops, STAIR &c.
The Duplex Elliptic is great favoritc with
allladies and is universally recommended bv
the Fashion Magazn as the standard skirt
ofthe fashionable world. M
To enjoy the following inestimahie advan-
tages in CIinone, viz; superior quality, per-
feet manufacture, stylish shape anu hnlsh
flexibilily, durability. comfort and economv,
o. enquire for J. W. BRADLEY'S Duplex Ellip-
tic, Or Double Spring Skirt, and be sure you
get the aenuine article.
CAUTION.--To guard against imposition
be particular to NOTICE that skirts offered rs
"DUPLEX" have the red ink stamp, viz. u
I W. Brad|ey's Duplex Elliptic Steel Springs {"
upon the waistband-none others are genuine.
Also Notice that every Hoop will admit in
being passed through he centre, thus reveal
ing the two Cor double) springs braided to-
gether therein, which is the secret of their
,fexibility and strength and a combination not
to be found in any other Skirt
For sale liz all stores where first class skirts
are sold throughout the United States and
elsewhere. t =. .s-.
Manufactured by the Sole Owners of the
Patent, VESTS, BRADLEY & CARY,
81 Chambers & 70 & 81 Rcadc Sts N. Y.
s b. III J-3m
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Low Pr1Ces!

And arc determined no one shall sell better
goods at less prices than we do. We call at
tenton to our stock of Millinery Trimmings,
Balmoral and Hoop Skirts, Hosiery, Gloves
and Ribbons.
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.GaNVRRsl0NloF73 3-los.

IN reply to numerous Inquiries in regard to
the mnnner Of converting the August 3-l0s
into the new 500 Gold Coupon Bond we make
the following statement Tor the benefit of the
holders Of Bios, who may not be informed;
"a Tho Government computes the interest on
both bonds In currency from the date Of the
maturing Of the last coupon, allowing seven
and thrce-tenths on the 73-lOs, and charging
six rer cent on the 5-2Os. For example you
/. send to Washington $1,000 $40 Bond which
reaches there ON
May lst...""................ ,00O
"a DAYS interest, (From Feb, i5th)."". IA SO
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-05-11

The Z" Fat Contributor while at Nash.
vile recently, was requested to define his
position on politics, which he did in a letter
to I" John Happy" OF the Nashville Banner,
IS follows;
am aware of the necessity of knowing
just where a man stands in these times which
try mems soles-as well as the upper leather r.
To begin with, am an old Henry Clay Wing
of the Polk school. believed in the Hard
Cider, during which / cast somewhat col.
ored vote for jackson. | voted against the
assassination Of Lincoln. and am il favor Of
THE ia,medAte Impeachment of jefferson Da.
Wis. favored the Maine law until they fired
on our flags, together with several of our flal
stones, when went in for vigorous prose
cution of peace. am in favor Of womsn''
rights, If Il is good looking woman, and
abe writes to me. don't know much about
the Monroe Doctrine, and as for horse doe
toring / don't know anything at all.
wouldn't vote to oblige Mormon to have
more than one wife, and am opposed TO in,
troduci ng cholera into the Territories. Il
in for y tax on waterfalls, and am willing Il
allow chignons representation in Congress,
on the basis of population. Finally, am IL
favor Of allowing the negro to vote in tn,
South--it Is the only way to make treason
odorous."
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-05-11

SrcRErARY SswARp.-An Auburn CORE.
spondent OF the New York Herald writes:
= Secretary Stewards preparations for the
enjoyment of Il serene old age in the quiet
shades of his beloved Auburn-a town in its
beauty strkingly suggestive of its poetic
namesake-are duly progressing. The old
mansion which has been so long his residence
has been enlarged to twice it's former extent
Its reception aud dining rooms have been
correspondingly altered, with view to the
better entertainment, during the days of his
retirement, Of the hosts OF friends who will
flock. as Of old, to his gatherings. Person
ally, Mr.. Seward is looking unusually well,
though rather care worn after the anxietit 9
of the pro,racted session Of Congress. His
friends say that he has not appeared 10 enjoy
as good health in several years The scar on
his left cheek is still plainly visible, though
perfectly healed. The flesh severed by the
assass IN 5 knife still hangs heavily below the
jaw, bat the muscles are re. knitting steadily
though slowly, and his physicians predict a
remote restoration of the features to their
natural condition. In private circles he il
very enthusiastic over his recent achieve
ment. IN securing for Uncle Sam the Rus
SIAN american territory, whose possession he
deems a browning triumph Of his diplomatic
career. the benefits Of which, though now in.
VOWED in obscurity. will, he claims become
of incalealable value at not very remote
period
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1867-05-11

The people Of England are holding mon,
ster meetings at Birmingham, Leeds and
other great manufacturing cities, in favor
OF Reform and the extension of suffrage
These meetings are distinguished for the ear
nest, determined spirit manifested by tn,
people, and the practical and systema,l,
measures adopted for extending the agitation
and prolonging the effort till it shall b,
crowned with success.
1t is in dread Of such demonstrations a
these, and in view of their influence upol
Great Britain, that the Tory organs seek t.
arouse prejudice and opposition, by holding
up the United States as an example of pop
ular elections and universal suffrage, an,
misrepresenting and villifying our institution
and our public men.