Des Arc weekly citizen., 1867-09-28
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 @. sfi egsls 1.Esssor 3 | S-s- The man who cares not Nhat
 others think of him is generaily not worth thinking about. ,s.e-. -,.-.
 DSg~ When man las get es opah money to pay for his dinner there gre plenty ofpeople ready to give him s cold shoulder.1 lesi as-.noe
 sGT Eloqucnce consists in feeling ftrntlr yourself, and making th6se who hear you 1eelit.s 6 a5ie* szs l1 fsa
 ssy- A man isn't likely fc die from having his head carried away iii . frht if 1t is his legs thrt carry it away m
 s|Thc greatest piece of absurdity 2 we have heard of for some time is that l of, the artist who tried to tickle his pallet. P A s
 c9S~ A hairdresser. who has invented a head of golden hair, announces his design. in creating ii, is to add to wo- mans head the halo the creator forgot to place there! .s.,~.s.s
 rsoT The first part of married life is the shine of the honeymoon; the rest too often, common snnshine.s ss { p1s~ The richer a man makeshi food the poorer he makes his appetite. go
 ra' Your wife cannot have been too dearly won. if you and she are dearly one. e 4s* Aa!aEwi% Gsse The young lady who took tho gentlcman's fancy has returned 1t with thanks. 'ls sA
 Ea~ The hcrb-doctors think that, to be healthy and vigorous, man, like q tree, must take root.
 Is H2@ A country paper speaks of a man Nwho died without the aid of D physician" and adds such instances are very rare. a s -
 Bss' A witness in court, speaking in very harsh and loud voice, the lawyer employed on the other side ox- claimed, Fellow, why do you bark so furiouslyfa r Because said the rustic. T think I see thief"
 gage@Do you understand me nows' cried Q country schoolmaster to an ur- chin at whose head he threw an ink stand. ''I'ye got an inkling of what you mean" replied the boy. a4 10 Ry~ An alderman was recently heard to say, 'All human things are hollow. It is contemptibleto be hollow, there- fore I'll stuff myself as full as I am
 rsr When Jemima went to school she was asked why the noun sbachelor' was singular2 "Because," she replied, 1t lis so very singular they don't get married" asst s'y@& 4 @1@4 7AHs@
 Bs1y- A sailor, looking seriously into a certain chapel in Baltimore, was ask ed by the clergyman if he felt any change. Whereupon the tar put his hand into his pocket, and said Not cent
 Esg Wear your learning, like your watch, in 2 private pocket, and don't pull it out to show that you have one; but if you are asked what o'clock it is, tell it.
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 psT There is not a stream of trouble so deep and swift-running that we may not cross safely over it if we have the courage to steer and the strength to pull. so %ss ana ss oa
 !" \ of my existence, give mo an ->-,' saida youg printer to his sweetheart She made q --- at him,sand planted her rEsr between hisI Is. s'Suclf an outrage,H said Faust, looking f athcr, .'is withouta a H.a aa t si48ss
 INDIANS ON THE RAMpAaE.-A Hays City dispatch, 10th, states: Since the arri- val of the Peace Commissioners at Fort Larncd, the Indians have broken into fierce hcstilities. Five stage stations be tween here and Fort Wallace were attack ed on Friday. Forty mules and horses were captured, one man killed, and several wounded. This morning a Government train of forty wagons between here and Ellsworth was attacked, thirty mules and horses captured, two drivers killed and one wounded. Five thousand dollars in green backswas captured. Thestage was attack ed this morning and n number of outrages committed, which will be mentioned by hletter Large bodies of Indians are all along the road, and threaten total slestruc- ton to travel They are burning the hay and grass all the distance between here and Ellsworth. The troops are ordered to act on the defensive and no Indians are killed or injured. .s. ssas .s.s's.ss
 ADVICE TO PRrAcHERs Be short and lively. Load up before you enter the sacred desk announce your text when the time comes, with listnctness and dash right into the di-cussicn. Fire atpoint blank range. Kccr your 1eye on the drowsy bearer until he @cts wide awake. Hold the children and those restless young folks under good command. Give . portion to the aged I ones who try so hard to catch every syl- Table yoH utter, and, undersome modern Z pulpit orators loseabont half Stir up title people Shake cr dnl sloth' in :. manner and tonc. Tein carnest- tre- x mendolisly in eat'iicst !Timcis passing:
 eternity Is ncar; Judgment is at the
 door. Make an impression if you can
 inside of thirty minutes :ifnot, ask God ? 10 give his blessing and-closc. A A