The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1867-09-12

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The silence. Of the tongue is often tue
eloquence of the heart 2 = 1 AEO-
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man. to speak hts mind, must have
one TO speak
Tell as the best way to make et.E
hours go fast p Use the spur Of thsgu
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why is prosy preacher like the midsio
die of = wheel? EBecausepthe feilowaw
around him are tirednem sonazsqafs8 s4uu
"Tite butes,'' says Josh Billing. ). " airoo
luxury. inazmutch az they kauses felsg
lere2 fors ct all his other ,nizeries.'' s 90
Archbishop Whately, describing com sV
monplace preachers, said 0siDHi as yd
"In their sermons, they aim at moth I'll
ing, and hit.
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AnSauctioneers clerk, being directed
by HE employer to insert in an adver-
tisement q $. Fresco by Raphael wrote,
"a Fresh Cow by Rattle = r.e ....- :,
An Irishman, on applying for relief.
aud being told 70 work for his living,g
replied :baa ,aIo9niI 5ashie91g 7e na q
eff had all theo~ork in the world l !
couldn't do it, @d5 = ali aua hsHsa5
There is not a single liquor saloon in
Spencer, Owen county. Temperance
societies have done good thing in the
way of abating the sale of whisky in |
that place.
The story of q lazy school boy who
spelled Andrew jackson, &ru Jaxin, has
been overshadowed by genus out w est.
who wished to mark q half dozen new
shirts. He marked the frst J John Jones,
and the rest ditto.
General Sherman thinks the best mon-
umcnt that could be erected to General
Lyon would be a college at Springfield,
Missouri, and the money already raised
will doubtless be appropriated to that
A man remarked while inspecting the
prin. of the feet of birds in the stones
exhibited. in the vestibule of the Natural
History building =. that those marks
were evidences Of the antiquity Of the
tract society. 80 ssar 5aFsra1 -sf.svs4e ars
Universalism will celebrate the one
hund redth anniversary of its existence
in 1870. The society has now seven
newspapers and three magazines, with
seven hundred ministers and five hun-
dred organizations. tsaz saoa Tevssf
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Elias Stocks has sued wealthy citl
zen Of st. Joseph, Mo, for kidnapping
and selling him into slavery at the death
of his master, WAC In his will emanci
patel Elias and left him considerable
property. He calls for 100000 dam
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what are you about 2 inquired
lunatic of cook, who was industriously
picking the feathers from q fowl.
" Dressing chicken" answered thc
cook - -
- should call that undressing,
piled the crazy fellow. ~ s s
The cook looked reflective. @
A gentleman going to the waterside to
take boat cried out. g Who can swim?''
!" master" came from forty bawiing
mouths; but one fellow, turning about
said, ...Sir, I cannot swim Then
you are my man. said the gentleman.
$ for you will at least take care Of me
for your own sake e.s.....f
CURE FOR HEADAcHE.-A new anes-
thetic has come into fashion OF late
1t is puadrichloride of carbon. which
possesses an agreeable smell Of ounces,
and can produce insensibility in less
than minute. The insensibility will be
maintained with or without loss Of con-
sciousness its effects cease speedily
when desired, and are not followed by
vomiting It has also been used for ob-
stinate headache
The London Lancet mentions a curl
Gus instance Of deception under an oper-
alton. woman had fractured her leg
oy trippinp over the hoOps of her Grin