The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1867-08-30


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A North Carolina editor heads an article
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REMnnBER.-Let all writer's rememBes
that there is as much difference between
an l and ], as there is between an ape and
monkey. AnI, properly speaking has no
tail, while has.
The Philadelphia Ledger sayss aGen.
Grant has made fair start as Secretary Of
War, beginning his duties in a way that
viii always be popularity retrenehing
expenditure" -s-
a newly married editor was told that he
would End differences between the mafri-i
mOnial and editorial experience. In the
one place the Devil cries for copy, and in
the other the copy cries like the Devil.
When young lady sits ia the parlor
during the day. with her lilly white fingers
covered with rings, We wonder il her mOtl.-
er doesn't wash the dishes and do the
work in the kitchen ~ E5 Hs f 3.
The city fathers Of Memphis are copsid-
erlng the feasibility Of building a break
water on the Arkansas shore that shall pro-
tect that side from washing away, and what
is more important, preserve the channel
immediately in front of the city. which the
river seems turning away from in disgust.
OF the fourof the -suratt jury who fa-
vored conviction, one was born 10 sMassa-
chusetts, one in New York, one in Ger
many and one in Scotland and Of the
eight who favored acquital. one was born
10 New York-the rest we're natives of the
the South.
Brownlow's threat, that he intends to
hold on to his Office for ten years, oomports
with his lawless spirit and conduct 1t IS
to be hoped, however, that kind Provi-
dence will send him on foreign mission
long before that time Czarksvale C5rOni-
Gle.
Who raise their strains around my head
AS soon as get snug in bed,
And sing and sting till they are fed
Muskeeters.
Who raise q stink and round me hover
When I get snugly under the cover,
And make me Itch and scratch all over
Chinches.
4Itis reported that in many portions Of
the South the negroes are bringing suits
against their former masters for wages
from January !, 1868, the date of the
emancipation proclamation, to the end Of
the war in 1865, during which time, al
though free by law, they we're held in
bondage, and received no compensation
for their services.
Il is singular circumstance that the
Sheriff and his three or four deputies ar
rest twice as many big thieves as the whole
Metropolitan Police Departments, with its
three commissioners, six or seven clerks,
captains, sergeants, and ninety patrolmeu
paid in police scrip. Why do the Metro
politan Police only catch petty rogues, no
account rascals MsnspEis Avalanche.
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Cockril, Woodard and johnson, the
three Conservatives elected to the Legisla-
ture at the recent enacted farces would do
themselves lasting justice by refusing to
serve. Let the loyal, radical rascaIs have
things their own way for two years more,
and Tennesses win be made to blossom
like-a eOOn's tail on coal Of fire !-BOli'
cal Bulletin,
An exchange says GA poison of any
conceivable description and degree Of po.
tency, which has been swallowed, intention
ally or by accident, may be rendered in.
stantly harmless by swallowing two gills o.
sweet oil. An individual with a very
strong constitution should take twice the
quantity. This oil will nsutralize every
form of vegetable or mineral poison will
which physicians or chemists are acquaint
ed.
PROFITS OF ADvERT1sIHe.-A deale
who advertised with US two years since {,
the amount of fifty dollars, told US fe7
days since that as near as ne could calcu
late he had realized eighteen hundred dol
lars from the transaction. Perhaps It i
not often that the circumstances admit Q
anything like an accurate calculation Of tn
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