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Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-27

THE
ELECTR0PATHlC INSTITUTE
645 Washington Street.
J. H. OSSELYN, M. D.,
Resident Physician.

THE DIRECTORS OF THIS CELEBRATED
L Medical Institute wish to thank the public for
the generous manner in which they have sustained
the Resident Physician with their patronage. 1t is
six years since the institute established :;
during that time there have been over THIRTY
THOUSAND CONSULTATIONS, and in all cases
where the disease was durable.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-27

To prevent your hair from coming
out, soak your upper story in solution
Of vinegar and glue water, and then
stand on your head for about an hour.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-27

CAUGHT HIMSELF newspaper
was started not long ago, the first num-
Der of which contained letter from
correspondent, who signed himself "a
constant reader
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a Perfect and Permanent

las been performed. Malicious charlatans have
opened traps in close proximity to the Institute.
adopting similar names hoping TO attract the un-
wary; but their failure to do is perfectly appar
ent-for the business has not been affected in the
least. but has gone increasing its usefulness and
profits in regular ratio. The Resident Physician
has by careful study and experience within the
last few years, been successful in discovering new
electric remedies which far superior to any be-
fore used in the healing art. and he can
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-27

THE difference between a gauze dress
and drawn tooth is that one is too thin
and the other is tooth out
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-27

EARLY BAD HABITs.-It is dreadful
to hear of a child only month old, tax
ing to the bottlel
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-27

SOLOMON advises the sluggard to go
to the ant, but the shiftless in our DAYS
generally go to their uncle.
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The Female Medicines

Discovered and used by the Resident Physician,
are the only remedies which are safe and sure to
have the effect. The large number of cases in
which they have been used, is guarantee of their
success. Great should be taken in visiting the
Institute to m tha
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1867-04-27

GEN. SHERIDAN denies that he is
either going to marry or run for the
Presidency.
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Warrant Them to Cure

All cases for which they are used, or make no
charge for services. They will be forwarded to any
place in the Pacific States upon the receipt of let
ter stating the discs with symptoms the age and
of the natieut.
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To the Afflicted Residing in the
Interior.

My system of treatment is such that the same
success marks its treatment when conducted by
letter by personal interview. Indeed the great
er number of my patients have visited the IN
sTITUTE, but have had advice and remedies for
warded to them by mail express. The patient
is thus enabled to preserve the secret of his COM
plant, all letters are returned or DESTROYED All
that is required is to enclose that part of the
advertisement mentioning the trouble Of the writer
and full and complete directions, including the
remedies, can be forwarded at once
% No matter what the difficulty or disease, the
Doctor can be reposed upon, with every assurance
Of that confidential reliance and secrecy that has
marked his course for many years in California.
All letters and money must be addressed thus
BENZ. F. JCSSELYN, NJ. D.,
$50 Washington st., San Francisco.
Box 735, P. O.. feb l6;ly.
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M O n Ton MOTEL
Center Street. Mokclumne HILL
L. MEYER, Proprietor.
- This new and spacious Hotel 1t
Isssm isnow open for the rerep- ~
4 tion of visitors lzzs j
The Fable.

The Table.
is loaded with the best viands the market and
country affords. and all cooked in the most
approved style.
The Rooms.
are LARGE AND AIRY and eminently suited
for families, and the beds are the latest style
of SPRING MATTRESSES, WITH CLEAN
SHEETS and suficiency Of covering.
The proprietor is determined to conduct the
q Monitor in such manner that the most
fastidiou can frame no objections to it in any
of its appointments. He therefore solicits
of the public liberal share of patronage.
The tariff of prices is suited to the times.
Don't forget the sign The Monitor"
Mok. Hill, Dec. 9th, 1S65.-i9'67:tf
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MOKELUMNE HILL
Hydraulic Water Works

DERSON5 WISHING TO HAVE THE
use of water for dwelling houses or 9th
purposes, will please apply to the Collec.
tor
No person, having permit for the use of
water, will be allowed to supply water to
other families or persons.
Collections will be made on Monday of
each week. VI
1t shall be an invariable rule to shut off
the water If non payment extends longer
than one month.
b. c. HAMER, Collector. '~-'
Mek. Hill, March 27th 1867.
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Stage Line.

o~ TIL Il i n DER
&5N M M signed would respectt
fully inform the public that he will run
Line of Stages Tri-Weekly
Between
via Rich Gulch and Mosquito Gulch,
The Stages will leave the Hotel d Europe
Mokelumne Hill. at O'Clock A. NJ, the fol-
lowing days Tuesdays. Thursdays and Sat
urdays. Leave West Point at o'clock A.
NJ, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
F. MOSES. Proprietor.
CHARLES THRALL, Agent.
Mok. Hill, March 81. lS67.-ap13' 67:tf.
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The Great Female Remedie
The Preventive Powders,

Guaranteed to prevent obstructions from any cause
Price $40 for box that will last four months
Married women in some circumstances must not use
them. The French Lunar or Female Monthly Pills,
for the cure of all suppressions, price, IS per box
warranted.
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MEDICAL ADVERTISEMENTS
PRIVATE
M z D CA L
AID
DOCTOR DOHERTY,S

DOCTOR DOBERTY,S
PRIVATE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE
sacramentost., below Montgomery,
(opposite the Pacific Mail Steamship Co.'S
omce,) frivate entrance on Leidesdorff
street, San Francisco.
Esfd6ftshed expressly to afford the ofqicte,J
sound and scientific Medical .4id in t.
treatment and cure of aR pr;rot.
and Chronic Diseases cases of
secrecy and all sexual
disorders.
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01
Valuable Real Estate for Sale

Valuable Real Estate for Sale.
THE Dwelling House, late the residence OF Mrs.
L Lucy Mcclellan, with the land connected with
the same, situated on the corner Of Dantorth and
Park streets, is offered for sale. t
This lot Is 165 eet Danforth Street and 100 feet
Park street. The estate will be sold entire, or
the house and the vacant land each street will he
sold separate.
The house Is in good condition, has thirteen rooms
conveniently arranged, and is well calculated for a
private residence, tor boarding house. being
Of the most eligible situations in the city.
Apply NATHL +. DEERING,
Office corner Of Middle and Plum Streets. up stairs.
June II, 1867. je19d3w
eco For Sale. --S j
ON Spring Street near South Street, about 5000
~ teet OF land, together with two story house,
barn and large garden Centrally located. For rtir
Their information enquire of l
@tEEE JOHN c. PROCTOR,
Real Estate Broker, Middle Street.
June 10. d3w l
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01

The CHRISTIAN COMMISSION did great
and good work during the war, aud once in q
while was the innocent cause of a little
mirth, In Company + f, Fifth United States
Cavalry, was bugler named Bill Brown, who
one day skedaddled, leaving his bugle behind
him. In the same tent was young man
named Melvil, good fellow, but given to
drawing the long bow. Tue sights he had
seen, and the sights he had never seen and
the battles he had fought, single-handed, were
well-known to his companions. Finding that
Bill had left, he seized upon the bugle, and, to
the horror of his terminates, declared his In
tention OF learning to play upon that formula
bic instrument; and every moment, when OF
on duty, his braying on the cracked buole
might be heard throughout the camp. In
valn his comrades swore and pleaded and
threatened. He persisted in having his little
blow.
AT last Will Gordon stole the mouth-piece-
and Jack went about mourning its loss.
Next Sunday morning the Christian Commis-
ion man came to camp to preach to the boys
Mounting dilapidated cracker-box, Just out
side the tent in which Melvil happened that
moment to be snoozing, he spoke out in stem
torian tones: I'VE will commence these ex-
ercises by singing the 4uh hymn )" and raising
his voice, read the first line: "Blow, We trump.
cts, blown The establishment OF the listeners
may be imagined as they heard MelvIl baw
out from within the tent: "Look here, mister.
there's to be no blowing horns round here till
1 get that mouth-piece some cussed varmint
has stolen from my bugle" f.-a
The preacher, seeing cachinnatory spirit
dominating, as it were, the features of the
audience, deemed further hortatory effort SUI
perdaous; SO, dlsmounting from the cracker
box, and distributing few tracts, he quietly
walked himself away. Jack never found the
mouth-piece, and there was silence in the
camD.
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01
Miscellany.



TheSt. Louis Times, which loves dearly its
little sensation, tells a queer story, for the
truth of which it youches:
Hans Lear, some years ago. Inclined to be a
farmer, and engaged himself to one George
Adam Schmidt, who runs an onion and let
uce patch on the Gravois road. Hans was
susce ptible youth, who had never known a
maiden, and soon fell in love with the farm
ers daughter, buxom Sophie Time wore on,
and the spark OF love soon famed into a
flame which could only be put out by dive
into the waters OF matrimony. The Affection
att Teutons made known their determination
to the old folks, and, after considerable argu-
lnent In the German tongue, consent to the
banns was given, and on Friday the old veg
etable wagon, and the quartette wendell their
way to the Office of Justice Jeck2, who was to
do the splicing. .
E,erything being in readiness, the good
looking Squire was about to read the usual
ceremony, when the mother bade him to
'stchop," saying: --.. o. .l -a.-- I'D, I.-.a
Il hash first some bizness to settle init
Hans"
"Well" said the Squire, "what is iii"
"Vell, den," said she, @mine hoosband he
and ifhe wants my Sophie he must gives me
Won receipts" ~ -
To this the youthful lover assented and
again the Justice got ready 70 wed the couple
into state OF married ecstasy. But the old
lady was not yet satisfied. She believed mar
riaseable daughters of too great value reck-
lessy to be given away, looking at the ma tier
in business way, and exclaimed. "Hans, you
wants mine Sophie, den you must work on de
farm for dree year, and mine man gives YOU
only your board and clothes. II dat list right
you bese married, eh?D .qoefvzr -.
Hans loved Sophie and wanted her for
frau, and Sophie loved Hans and wanted h,m
as bad, so after some little buzzing he agreed
to the hard terms tl"- q p
This over, the party sailed out of court con-
tentedly, and the last heard Of them they
were making for home as rapidly as the old
pelter could carry them, where it is to be hon.
ed pleasant honeymoon may be passed, am
Hans may not be overworked. IJ7s j =. 40
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$1,000

Valuable Property for sale
SUITABLE FOR
& = Hotel or Private Residence. sss
49, The property 10 at the termination Of the
&:;:l Portland ilorse Railroad at MorriiPs Corner,
ll2p and Is offered for sale. The house Is
three story-bult of brick, in the most substantial
manner; an abundance OF hard and soft water; a
kne stable and out-buildlngs. The house l. sur
rounded by shade trees, and Is most beautifully sit
uated for private residence.
Terms moderate. Apply to
on the premises. je1l-dtt
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01

A Fine Residence on Cedar Street
IT, for Sale.
49,. two and n half story house. containing
E fourteen rooms, hard and soft water, gas, ce-
adst mented cellar, all in good repair Lot 40 by
80. Gas fixtures 60 with the house. Terms easy
Apply 10 GEO. X. DAVIS Il CO.,
Dealers III Real Estate, No. Morton Block.
juno IL div u9r .-Lf IArgGs copy.
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For Sale

V,HE fine lot Of Land on Spring, mean High street
i known as the Boyd lot, containing about Il, 600
feet; also about 800 900 Brick and 200 perch Of Stone
Said lot will be sold with or without the material
For further particulars enquire OF JOHN q. TOL-
FORD, or CHARLES SAGER. mchlldf
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mtd,akesAxeG Men.

There are many men OF the age of thirty who afs
troubled with too frequent excavations from tie blad
der often accompanied by slight snarting or burn
ing sensation, and weakening the system In man
her the patient cannot account for. On examiniu.
the urinary deposits ropy sediment will often b.
found, and sometimes small particles of semen or al
bumen will appear, or the color will be OF a thin mil
ish hue, again changing to dark aud turbid appear
ance. There are many men who die Of this difficulty
ignorant OF the cause, which Is the
SECOND SrAGE OF SEMINAL WEAKNESS.
can warrant perfect cure In such cases. and q
full and healthy restoration of the urinary organs
Persons who cannot personally consult the Dr.,
can do SO py Whiting, In plain manner, descrip-
ton OF their Diseases and the appropriate remedies
Will be forwarded immediately.
All correspondence strictly confidential, and viii
be returned, ii desired.
address: DIR. j. b. HUGHES,
No. IA Prehle Street.
Next door to the Preble House, Portland, Me.
E%- Send Stamp for Circular. l
Eclectic Medical ltJig7nafU,
L Nb The LADIES,
DR.. HUGHES particularly invites all Ladies' VIII,
need medical adviser, TO call at his rooms No IA
PreSle Street. which they will find arranged for thei,
especial accommodation.
Dr. HIS Electic Renovating Medicines are unrjya,.
led in efficacy and superior virtue In regulating III
Female Irregularities. Their action il sprcitc end
certain OF producing relief in a short time :
LADIES Will find 1t invaluable In all cases of oh.
structions after all other remedies have heel fried in
vain. 1t Is purely vegetable, containing nothing in
the least injurious TO the health and may be tskel
with perfect safety at all times
Sent to any part of the country with full directions
BY addressing DIR. HUGHES,
AMI is65dSw. No. IA Preble Street, Portland.
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Poetry.
xonn2 Grimes

BY L. I. EIILABEE.
Old Crimes is dead--that good cid man,
We neer shall see him more;
But he has left son who bears = q g
Tie name that old Grimes bore.
lie wears q coat OF latest cut,
His hat is new ami gay;
lie cannot bear to view distress, ID.
So turns fronl ii away, .
Ills pants are gaiters--ftting snug
Ger patent leather shoes;
His hair is by barber curled-
lie smokes cigars, and cheWs.
& chain of massive gold is borne
Above his tashy vess; -.s 4.
His clothes are better every day -..
Than were old Grimes's best. -.- a-a
His manners are of sweetest grace,
His voice OF Softest tone; .... .
His diamond pins the very one
That old Grimes used to own. ...
His dyed moustache adorns MS race,
His neck, scarf of blue ,aHat
he sometimes goes to church for change,
And sleeps in Grlmes's pew.
He has drunk wine of every kind,
And liquors cold and hot;
Young Grimes, in short is just that sort
OF man--old Grimes was not.
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GRAND TRuRk AAiAaaf
Oh Canada.

SPRING ARRANGEMENT.
xxuains viii run as tbllows:-
Train tor south Pans and Lewiston, att A n.
Mat Train Tor Waieryilie, Bangor, GCrham, islam
Pond, NontIeal and Quebec at I. 10 +. III.
This train connects with ExpreSs tain fnr Toiop
p, Detroit and Chicago. Sleeping attached nor.
Island Pond 10 Quebec and Montreal.
Train Tor South Paris at 30 p. NJ.
No baggage can lie received Or checked alter
time above stated. -
Trains will arrive fullows;-
From So Paris, Lewiston aud Auburn al $40 A.
FROM montreal, quebec, &C., 2I5 r. y
The Company are not responsible tor baggage
any amount exceeding 600 in value land lot Isison
all unless notice Is given, am paid tor at tie rate
one passenger for every $500 additional value.
:, 5.y., z. BRfDGES, 1iaaayiay Lirscfor.
! a. B-uLE 4, L2cal Superintendent.
Portland. April 12, 1857. dtf
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A SMART MIss.-A school girl Of ten sum-
mers purchased pair OF boots. After wear
ing them one day, she found that they had
broken out. - o. 80 -atE a-.
She took them back to the man she bought
them OF, and after examining them the man
said:
They were not taken in enough, were
they?"
Mop she replied, ''but was" a--
The clerks smiled .11gl. .4rfr4I .p-
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W. R. BOWEN. Sc Hanover St.

MES. j. r. BURSTS, ia East 23d St., N Y. writes
Oct 9, 1854: During last winter three OF my ohil
dren were attacked with Group, and from the violence
OF the symptoms, they were pronounced to be in
much danger. At the instance Of our pastor, Rev.
Mr.. Stiles, I tried Larookahs Pulmonic Syrup,
which promptly relieved Thorn, aud in a very short
benefit conferred cannot refrain from making this
testimony public"
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01
Caution 10 thp Public.

Every Intelligent and thinking person must knos
mar remedies handed out tor general use should have
he efficacy established by well tested experience
the haGts OF regularly educated PHI, slcian who's,
preparstory studies lit him for all the duties ia INNS
fulfill yet the country is flooded with poor noslrun
and eure-als, purporing to be the beat in the world
which are not only useless, but always injurious
his ply stefan, ms IL Is lnentable yet controverti-
BILE fact, thai many syIldlitc patients made mis-
cradle with ruined constitutions by maftreatment
from inexperienced physi. ians In general practice or
point generally conceded by the hest syphogra-
pliers, that the study anc management Of these come
would he competent AMI successful in their treat.
ment and cure. The Inexperienced general practi-
TONER, having neither opportunity nor time to max
pursues system Of treatment, in most cases max
ing an indiscrniate Of that antiquated and dan.
gerous weapon, the Mercury
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01

A QUAKER gentleman, riding in carriage
with fashionable lady decked with a profI-
sion Of jewelry, heard her complain Of the
cold. shivering in her lace bonnet and shawl
as light as cobweb, she exclaimed:
What shall do to get warm?"
Il really don't know" replied the Quaker
soemnly, unless thee should put on another
breast-pin" @ -.
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01

A PLEASANT CoUNTRy.-Not long since a
German was riding along Sansome street,
near Sacramento, Cal, when he heard pistol
shot behind him, and heard the whizzing of a
ball near him, and felt his hat shake. He
turned and saw man with revolver in his
hand, and took Off his hat and found a fresh
bullet hole in it.
Did you shoot at me ?" asked the German.
Yes" answered the other party, "that's
my horse; it was stolen from me recently
You must be mistaken" said the German /:
Il have owned the horse for three years."
Well" said the other, when come to
look at him, believe am mistaken. Excuse
me, sir; won't you take drinkw
The Portland daily press., 1867-07-01


cssssszssIS1 Trains leave Portland at 1 z. NJ. tor
Sz2ksasS4AX all stations this line and for Lewis
Ton anu --tlous on the AudrOsco2gin Road. Als0
Bangor and stations ON Maine Central road.
Portland for Bath anu Augusta at S.I5 L. NJ.
Trains are due at Portland at S.35 A. Nj, and go
and $40 Pm.
The thru ugh Freight Train with passenger car At
tached, leaves Portland FOX SkoShegan every morn
ing at O'Clock.
An Express Train leaves Ausu- daily at p III
for Bosom. connecting at Pol tiand with EYeiiuQ
Express leaving at O'Clock and arriving in Boston
at II T.. N.
Fare as low by this route TO Lewiston, Watsrville,
ksndalps Mills and Bangor as BY tDe Maine Cen raj
road, aud tickets purchased IN Boston for Maine
Central stations are good for passa this line.
Passengers from Bangor, Newport, &c., will pur-
chase tickets To kendIl Mills only, and amer ak
ing the cars on on this road the Con0 uctor will flr
nish tickets and make the the SAME through 10
Portland or Boston as via the Name Central Dad.
Stages for Rockiand CONNECT at bata, a,4G t.ei-
last at Augusta, leaving daily arrival train RON
Soston, leaving at 80 a. NJ; and tor sulon AnSvn
SSorrilgewock, Athens aud Moose lIeed Lake al
@ hesan, and FOR China, East and North VaSsai-
poi" az assaiboro'; for Unity at Keh.ilfs lfl,l's
"nu ioi Sanaan ut Pishon's Ferry.
w. hATClA, supersuisad-at.
Augusta, June 10 1877 = innetsi,t
ES Star and argus copy
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ROBBI1NS'
Vegetable panacea.

IF there Panacea in the world it is this prepa-
ration. 1t Il safs and simple, particularly useful
a. convenient family medicine, In sudden Colds,
Febrile Attacks, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, Coughs,
Cramp and Rheumatism, Sprains, Palma In the side,
stomach bowels or other part Of the body, Head
ache, Toothacbe, Cold hands and feet, Diarrlkea,
pysen cry, Cholera, Fever and Ague, Chflblans, &e
&c. Il rarely fails to bring out the sruptions IN
measles and canker rash; and these diseases are
often cured with this Panacea alone. And for that
most terrible of all diseases, DPPTHERIA, this prepa
ration has not Its equal IN the World. 80.
This medicine Is of recent date, but has been ex-
tensvey used for the cure Of the various diseases
for which it is recommended, and it has proved,
over wide country, Its Immense superiority over
every Panacea known. 1t Is the best Pam Expeler
In use; is highly recommended for The instantane-
Gus relief Of all pains and aches the flesh is subject
to. IL, IL. --,st .-.. . ~.
All persons who are subject to SORE
n n GA r, which, neglected, is very apt to result
In that dreadful disease, DIPHT HI q IA,
should have this simple remedy continually by them
particularly those living away from medical aid. .
Directions with each Bottle. Price 80 cents. Sold
by dealers in Medicines everywhere. Ask for "ROB-
BINS PANACEA," and take no other.
Prepared only by l.. M. ROBBINS, Rockland, Me-
Sold bye G. Goodwin &Co,, soHanoysrst, Boston, J.
Hay, Portland, Wholesale Agents. Apr 17-dSm.
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+ . II 4 r am
SAc0 & PORTSMOUTH 4. r.
SUMMER ARRANGEM Emf.

SUMMER ARKANGEMk NI.
CoEainsmcin. MONDAY, April z5sh, iSe1
;.sf9ssssss;3 Passenger Trains leave Portland Tor
s1S1R..s Boston at $40 A. n. ana 2.55 +. Al and
go lExpressl Z. NJ.
Leave Boston tor Portland at 7.3O A. H., ami so
z. Nj. and 90 (Expressl z. NJ.
MEcHASIcs "a d LADoEER's Train sill leave
Btdeford daily, Sundays excepted, at & = Nj. and
Saco at %, arriving In Portland at Go.
Returning, will leave Portland for Saco and Bid
deiord and I'M ermediate stations at 6.I0 F. 81
special freight train, with passenger car attach
ed will leave Portland at 40 a. 81. for Saeo ami
Bduelord, anu retaIning, leave Bai,ieiord AZ $50
and SAGE at 8 40 AM.
FRANCIS CHASE, Sept.
Portland, April Il, 1851. apriattt
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~ -ii---s- ID" II. LARABEE. Phtpsburg. Me.
Space will permit the publication of but IT, - OF
the certificates which constantly coming in from
all quarters of the globe. Patients will ind the
conclusive evidence of the value Of this remedy, In
trial of 1t, which will cost but trife, and which may
yield priceless results.
i Large bottles SI.00-mediam size 60 cents. Pre-
pared by =. Il. KNIGHTS, NJ. D., Chemist Melrose,
Mass, aud sold by all druggists.
Jr- Sold by W. +. Phillips Co., w. w. Whpple
& Co., j. w. Perkins s. Co., h. Ii. hay, Portland;
George C. Goodwin 81 Co., Boston. and by all Drug
gists and Merchants. do2Seod&wt