The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1867-06-15
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The C5HHrrticGi Fleet sI-Thr farcf IL Produced
III the jorner,. and iikeNi>c a Ns>aiu=t0E-i
Proposition In EsEiJNe tHe tGile=r Rejected.

~ NH""'N 80 Ha-N- J''N'
WASlt.cTuN April :. 1867.
The news uy tie election in Connecticut created
Lac most profound -cns.-LcU at the Corners. Ii
r.iH u us - uucxTvctcl- - Ike q clap oy thun-
der l-iuI a clear >..v. or rather 50 like Il gle1m Uy
suHJte thro q mass uV Uyc.IuWriu black cIpud>.
20 like the iir>t streak w SunbGe IN the mornin
after q long mite ny cJlrrI mlrIus with no brandy
az -ic house. that We wuz oycrpowered with it
the Corners haven't experience sich Il satisfactory
NIasni w JOY scnce the rryct " the news Nv the
r'rt Pi!lcr affair. 1t ~IerdDOsr i very sinsler eft
feet on beeGin Porrim.-Nhen ] cum up 10 him
with tie news. he WIS engaged with all the elo-
kenee hc po>sest 4 irwin to convince q niger.
witch formerly belonged 70 him, that, after all,
the SJat"crners themselves wUz the only ones
wich the niggcrs Good trust. and that when the
time cum for en- 10 exercise the IectIvc franchise
ef they he'd any regard for their own interests
they wood turn their back On the Ablishiusts,
who wuz. To a man, hory headed decevers, and
trust them and them only who knowcd en-.
"SamyoOcl,' sell the Deekin, in Il aiiecshunit
tone with one hand On the ni-ger'S shoulder.
- why shoOlcnt we love VOC? 700 are bone nv
our bone. and flesh NV our iicsh-wc are NV one
blood "-(thiS remark the Deekin got into a
habit some years ago Nv gittin of when speckin
NV the Dimocrisv North. and alluz uses it.
Ii Is ruther effective tho in this instance, cf /
he'd bin in his place, / shoodcnt hey slung it our,
OWN u the pccuJliar cun>truc6slen witch mite he
put onto i'll and our interests il one, SaEy-
Oocl."
"Deekin,'' seq /. j nterruptin him. "Deekin
Connecticut hez spoken in thunder tones, and heA
gone Democratic -
Wat" seq he, " Dimocratic -
Verify SCI |. "a Governor, and three
Congressman out of four
Their wuz Il sudden rupchcr NV the friendly
rclIshcns eXistin between the Deckin and SlIny-
oocl thed ark complexioncd. If he wuz NV the
Deekin's flesh the Deckin WIZ in favor of morti-
fyin it,. for never WIZ flesh So bclaborcd eZ wuz
that upf.rf tni- cbarrnl's uba Na-b ur,z ip,aiitlr
lasserated. lie pitched into him ~fcroshus, and
after pumH.eiiE the astOnishcd Aftrkin, who
didn't see why the result of u elcckshun shood
work sich a change, till he wuz out uv breath,
he cOndenst wat strength WIZ rcmainin into one
Vigorous kick. exclaimin-
Take that, yoo black swindlcr. I've talked
sweet To yoO under false prctcnses. I've bin be-
trayed into wastin soft sawder onto Il niger
into eoaxin wher | hcv n ondeniablc rite to COM
Inand-into" -
..lvat does all dis mean?' sed the niger family.
Mean :" sed / to him : my friend this is
the reaction we've heard - much about-its arriv.
Ii means that there is a exceedingly good chance
NV yoOr bein redoost aSin To yoor normal specr,
NV y"or comm down from the high boss yonvc bin
a ridin and in bcin agin Il servant unto voor
brethren. 1t means that Connecticut Eez spoken
and that yoor Il good deal more valyooable TO us
now tlEn WOO wus Il hour ago. Go. my friend,
and buy salvc for y0or brOoscs, for unless yoor
heeled, yOor valyoo will be less in the markit.
''' - ~ @AA''hAN ~ ~ ~ ~ y" lhAA's OONAt
yoo?'
| left the Dimocrisy iubilatin and come on To
Washington. icelin that | must 80 where | Good
find kindred sIles. The mite | arrived there wuz
high carnival at the White House. The Pre-
>idcnt wuz in tall feather. Their WIZ Con-
.nccticut visible all over him. lie he'd Il wood
rn nutmeg for 4 buzZum pima minatoor bass
wood ham hung from his watch fob. and i'm honor
NV the occashun they wuz drinkin punches made
Of Moo England rum. with small slices NV Wealth
L--n.a - 80, ..,-I .-
sprung toward me ez | entered the room and
me by one hand, the President by tOther.
and we then-not altogether onlike the three grt-
ces-embraccd. They he'd the advantage NV me
~ they he'd one oior-thc onion-wich | hedent,
but | stood ii. Why not, when that olor wuz
from the brcaths of those hevin the apintin
wood hev stood it he'd they bin eaten
l~ssofntida.
At this juncture Secretary WELLES come i'm.
"lIa!" said he. '. why this unwontcd h|ilaritv,
why this joy wher greet generally holds her
,ourt -
The Connecticut elecksun,' said SEWARD.
"Oh, To be sure sei the venerable old man
'acantly. - remember. HAwLEY, wuz it. or
some other man who wuz elected ovcr-oycr-wat
his name?-our candidate ?'
That wuz last yecr - sei SEWARD angriIy.
:. Well. perhaps it WIZ. When did that State
agin?' asked lac innoccntly, To witch No
lnser wuz given. But very little attention is
aid Secretary WELLEs by any one 'ccptin
and the fact that he occasionally under
axes to keep him T0stid in current events is GIN
taken cz evidence that he's brcakin up.
Poor WILLIAM, its evident that he's lsIssin into
lis dDta.c.
Their WIZ n pleasant gathcrin. Gown wuZ
her. and SALISBURY and GAEREr DAVIS and Doc
little and SEYMOUR and Brooks, and more con-
.ratulatOrv letters wuz read tlan wood fill Il page
# the Moo York HeraH. JouN G. BREckNRIDGE
lopcd this suspicious event wuz the beginning NV
ieclin, p~rcSagin, 81 he trusted il did, the
VcnclIoOel triumph NV them witch Lc he'd alluz bin
roud to call his friends. Mayor Monroe. NV
Zoo OrlecnS, hoped that, after this evidence NV
cturnin reason, President Johnson wood not hes
10 remove that second BrTLER. Gen. SnERI-
who wuz ojius t. every friend the President
ad in the city NV wich he wuz lately Mavor.
WISE sent his congratulashenS. but cz they
kkcpicd thirtv-eight pages NV legal cap paper, Z
lOscly written, they wuZnt read MoSEY sent Il Z
pipe made NV a corn cob, onto witch '
-uz carved n symbolic niger with the .Amcri- !
IN eagle with his claws into his wool. with his ;
organizations and FERNANDO WOOD and JESSE ,
}. IRITE and Dan VOORHEES, sent thcirn, and j..
ALLANDIGnAM wanted to know now whether or :
II the President wuz agOin To accept the situa- :
len and take the DimOcratic party to bis buzz @
Ef 50. he he'd Il list of Apartments for h
Duthern Ohio witch hc wished made. At this {
the question arose whether or not | he'd not !
ctIcr move my Classicle and Military ~institoDt u
Connecticut? | am Il ~practiclc man. and | :
,wusnt asked. ez pertinent to the question. :
neither or not ther WIZ Il ~distillery in COnnccti- n
1t. and sckond whether or not thcr wuz Il vacant :
Dst offs within four miles NV it. D
Secretary RANDALL replied. lie woodcnt hold II
IT Endorsements that he coodent fulfill. lie wuz {
Honesty wuZ his best holt-simplc. Il
lild-likc stratc-forwarlniss in his declins IN poll :
X wuz his checf flilin and had well nigh been =
Is room. The first query wuz easy to anser- =
e clcckshun returns wood indicate to- any man =
: ordinary intellek that thcr wuz distillerics :
Their in Connecticut or very handy To the State, 4
1t Their wuz no Post 0fisis to spare; To carry 81
IL State every wun Nv EN- had bin sulemnly pro-
iScd. Il
The President remarkt that he RELY shoodnt i
ink that trilin circumstance wood interfere tt
ith giyin NV EN- To other men. Il