Arizona miner., 1867-10-26

" NOi'eNts iHeS hiigHN as Well be in h-ll or .n Tucson for all the protection they render us
 By latest advices from Prescott we learn that the bill for locating the Capital of the Territory at Tucson had passed both branch es of the Legislature
 Our representatives from Pima count, have done nobly; they have justified the people. confidence and are entitled to the thari, Of their whole constituency. They have done their duty and if the Governor does not veto the will of the people az expressed through their chosen representatives, we shall have the Capital permanently located here where it always shot. have been-S5ethern Arizo- ni4e.
 The Governor did not veto it. He signed l it like title ran.
 Some Of the chosen representatives " paid | no attention to the twill of the people" but traded it away for the "convincng arpu. ments" brought to bear upon them by your delegation.
 How vexatioua it must be to you and your ! folks, after spending SO much time and mon ey to know that the capital ras Rot perma- nently located in your gicasowooded desert The Apaches won't last always, you know, and after they are killed of or make peace what will Tucson dol No quartermaster. no fat contracts Othello's occupation will indeed be gone, and you will have to come up here or go 10 Sonora 10 get a living.
 WE would advise the citizens of Yayapai county 10 secede.-Ari.oAjaa.
 From what7 Why, bless yonr gizzard, should they seoede they would take every body and everything worth having in Arizona with them, and the lizard patch known as Pima county would have Co join Sonora. No, no, they will not scceae; don't believe in the doctrine, and don't wi h for any more advice from an alkaliod Pima sea lawyer Attend to the chronological department of your paper be yirtuous and you may yet be happy. GOVERNOR GooDwrN-We learn that thi.
 gentleman has been successful in organizing [ company in San Francisco, with capital q
 S:dUOOO, for the purpose oi working mines IT Big Bug district, this county.
 We clip the above from the Arizona MrNEI of 2oth ult., and sincerely wish it may be th' case, but We would prefer seeing the wOrl
 going on to hearing tell of it.-Ari,UfigH. f "Du tell. You arc the funniest fellow we have ever hearn tell on Suppose i
 was "going on" you "couidn't see il iron your out of the way village in desert through your adobe goggles.
 WE would advise the friend. of this young man of the MINEa to have his head hooped at once, as there Is great danger that he wil
 |" bile his buster" When we have great ge- riuses among ns they should be fostcred with care.-drizoaia8.
 Thank you for your advice, Old Mudhesd
 You must have eaten an extra adobe foi breakfast, or read Jaynes almanac before penning the above, and we anx'onsly await the coming of the next mail when we expect one of those powerful, mud inspired aniyer | sary" leaders with which you so frequent, bore yoar readers After that, should yo, D be exhausted, VIC advise you to wrap ho - tggtAL. asoaaa you. head. soak soaT feet II { lager beer, and see ifyou can draw sufIieien r brains to either or both ends to inGite an ar . ticle upon the Cznaibsl islands, CT som e other subject equally interesting 10 the Ali k zona reader. Should you not succeed i - gathering the necessary amount for that pul s pose, go 10 your encyclopedia and copy
 " chronological crusher.n Sabt? $ oN Thursday last, says the Tucson Afii. y nian of the l2th inst, s,rolling band Of thre
 Apachcs, evidently the Same party that kille }. Valentine and the negro man last week, ai