Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1867-04-03

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March Is. 1867.
"Backefd, turn backerd, oh time In yoor
Hite," is the fust line NV a song wlch l
heerd not long since. Wood that time
Good perform that back aekshen feat, and
get US all back wher we wuz six years ago.
But Time can't. Time is a perpetooal
moshen, witch must 60 on, and witch can't
never retrace her steps.
The situashen amt pertickele-ly agreea-
bic jist now 1t hezn't q joocy look, nor
does it promise an improvement in the
future. The confidence Nv the Dimocrisy
Nv Kentucky is shaken to the extent that
its lost its equilibrium and totters to its
center. When it falls, l shell be found
under the rooms. The passage of the
Military Law may be sed to be the last
feather wich RELY ought to break the Ken
lucky camel's back. It's the deepest and
hnishinest stab at constooshnel liberty and
ekal rites, inezmueh ez it not only blasts
forever the hopes NV re-establishin slavery,
but gives the niger all the rites and priv
ileges enjoyed by white men. We, who
are chiefly interested, are not to be con-
suited in the matter. Fedral hirelins,
whose very presence is pizen to the people
~ eAOob oIulcoy a-G " OO 4A@AbCAC0 OHIO
US to see that 'iustis,'-wat boiler mockry!
is done to em-the governments establish
ed by Androo johnson is overturned eff
they don't play I'd fiddle TO the straps, and
accept the Constooshnel Amendment, witch
perhibits them who wuz our champions in
the late effort to destroy q government
wich We hatid from takin hold Nv it agin
and runnin It Wuz ther ever SIGH q
mixter NV ~injustis and perscripshen? Wuz
Their ever such severity? Wuz Their ave
SIGH q lack Nv magnanimity? And all this
time where is johnson? He vetoed these
bills, but wherefore? He know'd that the
Rump Congress ned q majority Nv two
thirds, and Good pass EN- over his veto;
why then. when they set his authority at
defiance, didn't he rise in his might and
disperse EN-? Where too, wuz the DimOc-
rlsy nv the North? Where are they in
this crisis when our dearest rites-their
greatest care-is BEN ship-reeked on the
iron-bound rocks NV despotism! Where
are they l say? Why don't they rally ez
they threatened, and demand that johnson
shell hurl them Jewelers. from their usurped
seats and restore peece, on sieh terms ez
we shell consider ekitable, to this wunst
happy but now distracted country. Alas
they hewitt time. l see them who breathd
so much vengenee and slawtrins afore
johnson he'd offices to dispose Nv, a neg
lectin US and a runnin about gittin sigma
toors to q applicashen for a Post offs, and
hollerin to US ez he ketches his breath,
"Accept the condishens-git back into the
Yoonion, that we may elect the President
in 1868 who'll give US all the patronage"
their noose-pspers all shrek, 'tAccept and
and get back into the Yoonion that we
may elect the next President who'll give
us all the patronage" and that amt the
worst Nv it. Them witch we bought up
with appointments diskivered on q sudden
that's Abolition SENT he'd to confirm EN-,
and to sekoor that they hev gone back
onto US. Custer is a Shinin example, Will
cox is another, and l mite menshun hun
dreds Nv others who heV slid back in the
same manner.
Troy wuz taken by the strategy Nv the
Greeks, who exposed a wooden horse, in
the bowels Nv witch wuz conceded armed
men, wlch the yerdant Troys pulled inside
their gates. Androo johnson wuz the
wooden horse witch wuz sent into our
camp by the Ablishn SITS, and the Offices
wuz the armed men in his bowels. They
hev bin our roofs. So long ez they WIZ
in the dim distance, the Democracy wuz
hungry and feroshus and capable Nv almost
anything-so soon ez they got EN- they be-
come quiet ez lambs. The Postmaster
who holds q eommishn. SEE to himself,
wherefore shell / bust the Government
under witch l heV a places Kin l GIT
another under the new one?" and he yells
TO us, accept the serms" We capcherd
the camp Nv the enemy, but are democrat
lied by the plumber we found. It's the
old trick over sgin-these ofiees-Which
the white men yoost to play onto the
Injins, to wit:-evacuatIn q posishen and
leavin a barrel NV whiskey behind, KNOWN
that the Injin's instincts like them Nv a
Kentucky Dimokrat's wood lead him to
git blind drunk and make him a easy prey
TO the skelpin knife. The offisis wuz the
whiskey wich intoxicated our braves, and
our skelps, so to speek, hangs at the belts
NV our enemies. Sumner hez many, rhad
Stevens hez many, and Butler is a gather
in NV EN- with a rapidity wonderful to be-
hold.
But wat marks the denorilizashen NV
the Democrisy the most Is, the folleFin ex-
tract witch l cut from the Moo York
World, wunst our trusted origin. l heE
notthe heart to re-write it. / paste the slip
onto the paper, hence l am not response
bic for SIGH errors Nv o~rthografy and gram
mas ez may be discovered into it. Here
it is:
''As regards the popular notion of the
odor Of the negro, 1t may be positively
stated that he, in this respect is like the
white-a clean negro being free from it,
and a foul one cursed by it."
Eff this be troo-ef the Niger don't
stink, then Noah got tite and Ham was
Gust in yane-then Paul sent back Onesi-
mus for nOthin and HagRr is nv no more
interest," to the Dimocrisy then any other
who hez bin ded several thousand
years. The Dimocratic party wuz built
upon this stink, and eff that corner stun is
knocked out, the temple falls and burries
all beneath its rooms who are sheltered
under it, NV whom ! am the cheefest and
l%ovliest among ten thousand. I
At one full swoop the wind is knockt
Nv the sales NV the Northern Dimocri-
sy. Wat is the niger now TO them eff he
does not stink? ''Popler noshen," indeed
it wuz a popler noshen. That
led hundreds Nv thousands Nv Dem
ocrats by the nose. That ''odor"-ez the
writer stiles it-wuz everything to u.s.
That stink wuz all that elevated the Dim
Ocrats over the nigger-that wuz our mark
Nv sooperiority. We, at times, wuz
Nv the percise odor NV Mite bloomin
A democratic mass c0nyenshen,
when in s tite room, with two stoves in it,
wuz not the most oderous getherin in the
world, but we thanked God continyooally
that the smell which ariz ez the room got
hot, wuz not the peeooliar aroma Nv the
and we u comforted- But the
writer redooses the whole thing-the diff
between the nigger and q Demo
8 matter ofcolor and cleanliness.
heresey! Wat iconaclasm! this last
word meanin, I believe, idol breakin, of
Nv that sort.) Eff THIS BE TRoo,
IN THE MITE TIME, A NIGER WITH HIS
FEET WASHED IS Ell THAN A DEMO
KRAFT! For one 1 care not eff DR.. Cum
Minis ''Last Warnin Cry" be trooly the
last. I'm sorry that he rented his house
for ninety-nipe years, ez it hez q tenden-
cy to destroy my faith in his belief that
The world il about peggin out. The soon :,
er Gabriel blows HIS horn the better / shell j
be sooted. j
Here agin the this matter Nv state ofises
in. The Dimocrisy Nv Moo York s
that Niger suffrage is inevitable, and {
sekoor their share Nv il, they'r biddin