The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1867-01-03

murder began to be heard in the
land; and Moses said, "Listen, | told
you We would have peace T.
8. And every man who had com.
mitted murder, he made a ruler in Is
rooli aud no loyal man dare come uu.
to him, for they we're all "dead
ducks" in the new dispensation.
CHAPTER III.
1. Now il came to pass that Moses
was more sober than he ever had bet n
before.
2. Aud he said l will make great
lamentation in the land Of Israel. i
will pull my hair aid tear my close
ct, and make treason odious. III
! g. But presently Moses grew too
big for his close f., aud the lord Of
the lash tookshim into an excee ling.
! ly black temple Of the southern chiv.
airy, and the lord of the lash spoke
uuto Moses, saying, "All these will
give thee if thou will lead them
back Into Egypt
4. Now Moses remembered how
his father-in-law had colored tenn
lple, aud he said, / was a tailor and
made n close CT.
3. And Moses said il is written,
4" Man shall not live by tailoring
alone, but he shall have an office once
and while" Therefore, he said un-
to the lord of the lash, Thou art my
god, and if thou wilt make any Pol.
icy" President, will be your Moses
to lead the children of Israel back
ward through the Red Sea of their
own blood into bondange.
6. Now, the lord Of the lash spoke
agin unto Moses, saying, Behold thou
art a tailor and art slow of good
speech, but l will make Doolittlo aud
Raymond speak for thee, and / will
make them bawl as young calves bawl
for milk, and whichever bawls the
loudest shall be high priest in the
black temple.
Us CHAPTER Nv. ff,t.
1. When Booth had finished his
work, he cried /" Sic Semper Tyran-
mis-, and the lord of the lash called
him to his bosom, and the Z, Il. VS..
worshipped him.
2. But certain Boston Corbet
punished Booth in the neck, and he
departed fora warmer country to pre-
pare another place for the mighty
Tailor. n
B. Now, when the wise men of the
East heard what was done, they came
ITO see the child that was born by a
dagger, and they fell down and wor-
shipped him. .
4. And he said unto himself am
no longer tailor, but 1 am Fsome
punkins." .r.l
3. And seeing the great multitude
his little soul was troubled, and got
up at night and went up into the
great White House ani opened his
mouth, saying:
6. Blessed is the Tailor, for he
was once "horsc" in acity, and now
he is President. a,el ..s.
z. Blessed is every man that cur
seth the nigger, for was a Tailor.
8. Blessed are all those who shall
mourn for the poor tailor, for they
shall be comforted.
8. Blessed is every man that killed
a nigger, for he is peacemaker and
a child Of the mighty Tailor.
10 Blessed are those who do hun
ger and thirst after My Policy"
for they shall be filed. M
IL. Blessed are all these who shall
have murdered loyal mep, for they
shall be made Mayors of cities and
Governors of States.
12. Blessed are the States that re-
belied, for they shall be exalted.
I3. Cursed is every man that cur
seth not the niger, for he shall
have no civil rights, neither shall he
have bureau.
ii. Cursed is every man that
fought to sustain tho Union, for they
shall be turned out of Office and
his place oiled with the children OF
the tribe of Jelhe. ias,o =
10. Cursed is every man that wors
shippeth not the Tailor, for he is
now a mighty man in Israel, and the
shadow of his close fit may be seen
ia New Orleans. da1
16. Verify 1 say unto you, Thad-
deus and Sumner are traitors, and For
ney is a " dead duck" they shall
have no Office for am a Tailor.
| IL. But certain righteous man
called Alexander IL. Stephens is in
favor Of" Ny Policy" and he must
be admitted into Congress.
lS. And furthermore, be it known
unto you, that / have son-ih-lav
who was Jefie's Judge. and he is nov
a Senator from Tennessee.
10. And if he is not admitted tn,
mighty Tailor will make the earth Il
ln,aLa g.. M Iord 10 fha iard 80 a.