The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1867-04-20

ulatOry letters wuz read than would
ELL page of the Moo York Herald.
tJohn G. Breckenridge hoped this aus
picious event WIZ the beginnin Nv
good feeiin, presagin, ez he trusted it
did, the evenchooel triumph NV them
witch he he'd aliuz bin proud to call
his friends. Mayor Munroe, NV Moo
Orleans, hoped that after this evil
Edence nv returnin reason, President
johnson would not. hesitate to re-,
move, that ssecnnd Butler, General
Sheridan, who was oils to every friend
the President had in the city NV wieh.,
he was lately Mayor. gGeneralroW Wise
sent his congratulations,rzbut as they
okkepied thirty eight pages of legal
cap paper, closely written, they wuz-l
ent read. Mosby sent a allegoricle
pipe made NV a corn cob, onto wich
I was carved symbolic niger with the
American eagle with his claws into
his wool, with his congratulations
and Fernando Wood and Jesse D.
Brite and Dan Voorhees,, sent therein
and Vallandigham wanted to know
now whether or not the President wuz
goin to accept the situashun and
! Gakes the Dimocratic party to his buzz
yum? Eff so, he he'd a list of appint-
ments, for. Southern Ohio witch he
wished made. At this pint the ques-
ton arose whether or not / he'd not,
better move my Classicle and Military
Institoot to Connecticut? / am a
practicle man, and / to once asked, ez
pertinent to the question, whether or
not there was distillery in Connect
cut, and seckond whether or not ther
wuze a. vacant ,post-ofis within four
miles of it, 81 ~ 81
Secretary Randall replied. He
woodent hold out Endorsements that
he couldn't fulfill. He wuz honest.
Honesty wuz his best holt-simple,
child-like, strate- forwardniss in his
deelings in politix was his cheef fail
ing, and he'd well nigh bin his room.
The first queery was easy to anser-.
the cleckshun returns would indicate
to any man Nv ordinary intelick that
Their wuz, distilleries either in Con-
necticut or very handy to the State,
but there wuz no post-ofisis to spare.
To carry the State every one Nv EN-
he'd been solemnly promised.
The President remarkt that he
RELY shoodent think that triflin cir.
custance wood interfere with given
NV EN- to other men.
At this pint / broke in. / told EN-
firmly that onless / Good hev better
post-ofis than the one he'd, l wood
emit go. / Good go, and Good move
wat ther is Of the College bildins. 1t
woodent cost much to pay freight on
that corner stun. Izspose better
one Good be got in Connecticut at less
than the cost NV tansportatin it, but
wherever that Dimocratic College is
built that must be the corner stun NV
it. That stun is hallowed. There
are tender assosiashuns hanging
around it, 1t wuz the corner stun NV
a niger school-house witch we burnt
to the ground the mite we heard NV the
vote NV the Civil Rites Bill But /
wont go to Connecticut onless my
Subsistence is asshoored. Their is
more money Their than In Kentucky,
but doubt whether they wood sup
port me ez we'll. / speak frankly. /
kin understand why man kin
be "a Dimocrat in Kentucky;
he's interested in niggers. kin
appreciate the Dimocrisy NV Suth-
ern ,Injeany, Illinois and Ohio, coz
they come from that region, and the
sekond generashun amt got to be
voters. l kin understand the Dimoc-
risy in Heenan's and Fernando
Woods deestricts, but pardon mel
want to keep very clear NV Connecticut
Dimocrats. A people anywhere IN
Moo England wich kin deliberitly ally
ltheirselves to us, liz just the kind NV
| people [ don't want to be among
instinctiveiy mistrust Yankee who
hez dickered away hiz intrest in Bun
ker Hill. / hev notist that az Moo
Highlander who come South and mar
| ried an old maid, or a widder with a
| plantation, WIZ never to be trusted
and it's my experience that demon
allied Yankee-one who hez shed his
| early ira u n and took up anybody else's
moral close IL. about the menest spec
linen NV a white man on the face Nv
| the greenserth. He hez the acootnis
witch is born Nv barren soil, without
| the Purltanism to keep 1T within
bounds; he possesses the ability to
make a Twin on his nativ rox but his
laziness impels him to a easier subsis-
tence In milder elimes, and insted of
fishin for mackerel he goes South and
fishes for men. A New Highlander
unrestrained by grace, is pizen-and /
bleeye Connecticut is full NV 'em. I
hev heard ! Massachusetts, religion
aboozed, but it's suthin we may well
be thankful for. [ hev alluz bin
thankful that the Mayfower. .brot
over religion ez well ez brains and
| will.
Among the Connecticut Democrisy
III shood stand no show, and beside, /
hev too much self respeck to soshiate
| with EN- on terms Nv equality. Instid