The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1867-10-25
Special correspondence to the USiOs AND Jor.nAL.
MASSEY ON IMPEACHMENT.
A NEW PLAN TO WIPE OUT IMPEACHMENT
Posr Orris. CoSvEpREr K ROADS, }
fvich Is In the Stait Of kentuokyJf

r.. October ., 1867.
Hardly he'd reached home after my last journey,
no no \, ma.t tolisSr.ir witch wich run q. foilers.
" Radcalism Is ded In Penselvany q Ohio.
Cum at wunst to the funeral; Al"
Hastily packing my carpet nag Win ootue part
collar, I started for the Capital. found his Eggs
celency In good stait OF spirits, by his side wus
a new bottle Of whiskey labelled " Mass. L. L. u,
wich he sed wus present from John Quincy
Adams, the next Governor Of MASSACHUSETTS. "Uum,' y
said A. j., airy sum Of this pisin." hadn't tried
emmy but few times on my way from the Dspo
to the White House. 50 excepted the invitashun;
This is The stun" ED h, EyS,snsy, %ths e., will
swsilering q large glass or the present from the
Adamses I" let US drink to their down fall,"-wich
we did hartiy. 81 have sent for you. Mr.. Nasty
sed hi. Eggsncy htchai"E ~: cheer pssrs. 70
for YOU because I've an idee and l want to know
how il strikes you My frens tell me that with the
recent election impeachment has got black eye,
srd now's the time 70 finish II" Sai'iniy" seq
,ich fellows as stevens 4 Co. that they are dun
up" "Butler," he continered. els fast finishing
hisself with the Hve-20 repudiation, but J. feel
that must take the current and sior,er sun9 10Y
the thing will be among the graveyards OF the
Caperlet family" lie seemed TO be pregnant
with the idce, and frekently delivered hisself OF
It, and as of.en as no did ne restored hlsseii by
the army, for sum how don't quite sec how to
run that part Of the government, but Gid. says he
will supply me victim, ~ he has lots In his Dc
partment. am hound 70 hang ZONE one io Or, ~y.
an end 10 that DID notion lie MAS more Inn
fatic than that. even In his langwidge, Ills Eggs
isncy attempted 70 sound b, bell, I have seen Il
dun better but no did Il asr While Send i'I
Inferred that the distinguished patriot wich the
radicals dsite to call old 3arnacle," was cum
ing, The President and | hero took sum refreih'
ments, and thanked God that we didn't live IN
cain and long white beard showed themselves at
the door, and the Honorable Secretary Wells was
announced. "Wells." said the I'd Jsxon, stale o
g INV Department runs by water, aud am wan Of
the Wells that's never dry !" Here followed .
haw hAw on the part OF the great man q the
East slave you found subject Tor the dtssct
lnS knifo r. enquired The President; The Honor :;
wash leather,a present from one OF the amy OF
contractors, wiped his specs, and drew forth let
ter, which reads rs followsi
"Nlvr YARD. KIrfERf. Ne.
nrst man we have found 10 an Engineer, wIo says,
|. Andy johnson will be impeached, and ought 70
be. !" The witnesses are reliable friendi Of the
nlstration IS u now exists, and Cori rightly
formed would convict him.
P.S. hut one Engineer should DO on tin Cort.
''V A.ypi sTiSs6k, Dstctrve."'
@aood,~ said A. j., "but can you rely on yqr Cot !"
"No fear your Eggesency. The line ohcen awtys convict
an Engineer no matter wat are the charges" slows that
askei Andrew. Gideon remarked that 'the he Officers
was gentlemen, but the Engineers was mechincs. OF NJ
least represented Q mechanical hee, and - scr Wa ma
1T associate for gentlemen" "Now," saii he "they
have bfanes, hut Of what use u bfanes 70 man " u'e
mans not gentleman! The old officers hate be Steamer
and the Engineers that handle them, and thy te the pro-
grrssIye dees They arc down 90 the Ingnees" Qles,