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Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29
WHOLE NO. 800.


Tho heart NV true friend Il like q
mirror; II you look into Il you see your
sclf
Wisdom that don't make Us happier
amt worth blowing Cor.
am dreadful fond Nv melody; and =
banjo with nigfer hung iew u will kpock
more sense out Nv mo In Que night than l
can ri, back IN u weeks. 80
II Ia n good plan to know many people,
and lot only few kuow you.
| have no more respect for those who
only catur "a imagination, than ] have for
the man who arst invented ginger pop.
never knu n man av much wisdom
who cud ling song well or play on a
fiddle.
l don't care how much man talks Il
he will oeiy say "a IA rev words.
Rewards deferred makcs us miserable
Il 10 jstso with puuvhmsnis. When
wus q boy rather bo licked twice than
10 bo postponed once.
There is one thing certain; reason Is
more than master Nv pashuns. IL this Is
probably so, the man mus. be phool who
amt boss NV hsself at.
Il tNiuk ~ fttutNt tHs ott
two holler; so | think II lessons awl Kinds
Nv anguish, Just as Il duz sic, by owuipg
IL. sI
We are svl willing lopay more for be.
ing amuxed than instructed. .i.,'
How many folks do you serpose thare Is
in this world who are satisfied with things
az far az they have gois Not moro Than
6, I'll bet. This looks rather dusty for
the rest Nv tho trip. ,f' 'f
Tbdre ain't no general rule for happi--
ness; u man has to be measured for his
happiness, jst as he has for his boots. and
even then he don't always git good iit
JOY will make man change ends quick
er than sorrow.
lfa young man kant hnd emmy thing
elso that be is 6t for, | like tew sce him
carry q gold,harded kane.
The top rounds Nv ladder are always
the most dangerous =
bleeve in the final salvation NV men,
but don't want the privilege Nv picking
the men.
Thare is jist this difference between a
success and hilure-quarler Of Nv an
inch. .H
1t is great deal eazier tew beat nature
than IL is to equal ber--so IL is easier q
bile au egg tew much than jist enuil. :
Muuny has dun one thing for the world
that nothing else could have did 30 WE'LL
IL has developed the fools.
Although mankind worship wealth,
will give em credit for one thing-they
seldom mistake II for branes.
Most Nv the great things have bin did
by taking the chances. Prudence has bu
Que eye, while fortune has thousand
II u msu had 2 stumnneks AID 2 out
sides thare mite be some excuse for add
ing ten thousand dollars each year to hi,
pile.
If man has got to be poor awl hi'
life, Il amt sure to be sum mummy IN hii
pocket to be ignorant.
Fust class virtue Is alwaz anxius q
avoid temptashun,
Yu kant Triumphant Yankee success
fully without taking up good deal o,
the sile with the roots.
II Is easy enuif to git religion, but tC
hold II bothers fellow. A good grip il
better than rubz-yes! than much ins
cotton clothes.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29
A TROUBLESOME BEAU.
A YOUNG MAN WHO COUNTED TOO PERsIs
TANTLY, AND WAS TAKEN TO COURT.
From the Milwaukee Wisconsin, Nov. ..

A YOUNG MAN VINO coUKTEp TOO pERsIs
TANrLY, AND WAS TAKEN TO COURT.
From the Milwaukee Wisconsin,, Nov. ..
All have heard Of the young lady who
married her persistent lover to get rid OF
him. but all consider the young lady an
exception to the general rule, il being
supposed that the weaker vessel could not
have too many strings to her bow to please
her. A young German girl. who answers
to the musical name Of Katrina, is evident
ly one Of those who do not believe ia too
many strings. Yesterday she came down
to the station house. bringing with her a
beau whom she was evidently desirous to
get rid Of Lieutenant kandrick attended
to the call. Katrina was handsome as a
picture, and we do not blame Casper for
falling 10 love with her. lie was, however
little too stubborn, aud when he found
that Katrina did not favor his suit, he
should not have persisted az he did to the
lovely girls disgust. Katrina told her
story:
III pees come,' she said in very pleas
ant tone Of voice, ITO see can not | gel
Casper to leave off making loves init me
tells he must not, put it does not pi
Of goods. He will do so no more as | say,
he should not. lie goes to de church, ant
To do dance, and he says, Katrina, dear
will see you home aud when says
neis, II does no eoot pit. And den
prings him town here for you to makes q
little talks init him.
All this time Casper stood, fumblinp
his hat in his hand, aud looking very
foolish. AS Katrina ceased, he spoke up
blushing like sunaower the while:
Il shust loves Katrina, aud | tells hel
shusr so much. Her peoples aud min,
peoples wants Katrina to love me, pu
she Won't, and shust so much as | tries tc
make her, shust SO much the moro sh,
Won't do IL. Katrina loves somepody'i
else, ! knows put shust knows its
| Here Katrina sprang forward, aud put
ting her little haad over his mouth, crow
ded back the name which was about TO be
uttered. Instead OF Offering any rssis
tance, the poor fellow began to cry.
81 prings him town hero" said Katrina
'dat yon may tells how very pad he i
toing TO make trouples NIT mine heart.
shust tells him now as always tells him
dat | will never love him any pit at alls
He tinks shust for de peoples say loves,
can do it, put how should Won loves vol
vun's hsart says right out loud nein, nsiu
neis. tolls him so, put no goot does il
and / gets 80 tired sometimes | feels lik
toing dat is pad to him-shust like throw
ingssome waters on him.
J The case was q peculiar one for th
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29
Planiinq Trees.

"A citizen who has had experience in
planting trees, writes US to say that the
fall is the time to plant shade trees, as
we'll as hardy fruit trees, such as apples,
pears, plums and cherries. lie states
that he has seen trees planted arouud one
Of the public squares ia August. Many
Of them died On exumining one he found
that it had been planted ten inches too
deep, the ground was heaped up about it
to turn the water oil, and the earth was
not pulverized. Rough stakes we're driven
among the roots to sspport the boxes, and
il was strange that all the trees did not
die. The tree whom transplanted, should
DO placed as psar as possible at the same
depth in the earth "a it was found in its
natural place. Trees may be planted a,
any time in the fall or winter before the
ground freezes"
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

consideration Of police officer, but tho
Lieutenant " always ready to give whole
somc advice. lie told Casper that he
ought TO know better than 20 annoy tho
lady, and Casper broke Ia with tho re-
TO her feet again.
lie shust does" she said. lie goes Ia
mine house, aud he talks loves init mo
there, aud ho goes TO church, aud all do
way TO mine house no talks love init me.
lilo goes init do dance, and he says | will
dance NIT him every times, and II goes
dance init anypody's else, hc makes mad,
aud makes mad, and we talks loud, and
makes mo feel ashamed nit mlneself.
And all do time Il poes shust like dat, aud
den he writes letters init me, and such
letters, full ofsuch stuff apout how bis
heart PEGS preaking and his soul pocs q
sinking, sinking town, town, town, and
py aud pys no win be In do mad house,
Won't love him any moro. And shust
makes him come town here init me 10 tell
him how II he docs 30 any more ho will
pees locked up In dat dark place we're dey
can't make nonsense, II de heart preaks
all into little bits Of pieces.'
Casper was the veriest looking criminal
In existence, MS Katrina went on growing
more and more excited as she spoke,
stamping her little foot with honest indig-
nation, and making her eyes drop sparks
OF fire. lie was told that while the law
could not prevent him from getting as
deeply 10 love as he wanted to, il could
prevent him from wronying any person,
however deeply his affections might be
centcred. lie was told II he annoyed
Katrina, she might take out warrant
against him, aud the Judge might make
him pay aud make him give bonds not to
do IL, aud he had better be careful. There
was malicious sparkle In Kairina's eye as
she went of, while Casper's eyes looked
red, aud his spirit very low, as he sluuk
out OF the room and went another way.
By the shake Of his head il was evident
be would not give up the chase, however
careful he might be, aud ii we had not
lost all our money on election, we would
not hesitate TO wager few dimes that be-
fore January, Katrina aud Casper will
be married, however far apart they may be
now.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29
rERMs oe Aov sa aT4slNo

to scrub--no upstairs bell 10 answer. IL
IL paradise vi bousomaids aud pa,loe
maids. They have time 10 sm,ls ssd
cook, and 60 wsis upon their misiresses.
aud TO cat up the snvwy flills or tlcig
oapsr nc. Iti. FrriiHeft
Iias lor ihl.. the mattresses have provi-
ously 10 lvHye hvms. all the lies nn,l
friendships which have accumulated Sn a
lifetime, ielsuons. occupations, aud aocus.
toned habits. sumo don like the French
sumo eant speak the language, aud We al
OF us would be xlad 10 have chance sf fs
naming at ho,ss IL we chose. Young
men cunning ap 10 tosa msy es'sbi,h
themselves ~ chambers whsIs they eaa
live less expsnsi,eiy aud for more con.
tortably ihSn 10 tile wrsiched litlie vllt,s
10 the suburbs. W,ll 'llo benevolent spss
ais,vs take ees. olsim. isto ees.idssa,.A a
aud build est Of apsrtueass for ladies.
consisting of Two or ,htee rooms let oul
ut modeialo renf2 | could nsns balf =
dozen of my friends Who wonli fy 10 4
little heaven whore they might be dlvwea
to settle down la peaon aud security. IA
IL were ~ come uui.shionable part vf the
town u would natter Iiitle 10 pefsobs who
Bie obliged 10 eonsait their niasps bvloie
they allow themselves o ihink vf shelr
pleasures. The very society spd protee-
,ioo would bsa boon 20 son,e, while 9TH
ers n'ght by little timely discge,iou
avoid all communication with the stranger
inhabitants OF the ouse, Thiee or four
rooms and s.pall kitchen would be sli''
pie ace, milcdasiop Tor any one tepspt, e
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

"Six things" says Hamilton, "are re
quisiie In the architecture and arrange.
meut of happy home. Integrity musI
be the architect, aud tidiness the upholster
II must be warmed by affection, aud light
ed with cheeriulness and industry must b.
the vsntilator, renewing the atmosphere
aud bringing in fresh salubrity day b,
day; while over all as u protecting glor,
aud canopy, nothing will suffice, excep
the blessing Of God"
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

A sick man just recovering h's appetite,
ate eighteen dumplings aud was about en-
teriug on tho nineteenth aud last dish,
when his little sou asked bis father 10 give
il to him. -.
Why. said he, would you take the last
dumpling iroIu your poor, sick iather2
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

Be not too much out of Lumcr with
the world. Every muu has found ia il
more comforts thau calamities, more ciyil-
tiles than aifroa,s, tnvre instances Of kind
hess thau CT cruelty. "a
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

Mental aud Physical Integrity are es.
senlial requisites TO higher Development
in ourselves, aud support Vf noble feelings
in others.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

ADVICE AND WARNING. How is il
possible to expect that mankind will take
advice when they will not go much as
take warning?
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

AN exchange gives the following advice
to small boys: "lf your sister, while en-
gagged in tender eonversaiioniion with
her sweetheart asks you to bring glass OF
water from an adjoining room, you eau
start on the crrand, but you need not re-
turn. You will not be missed. that's
certain; we've soen il tried. Don't forget
this, little b0ys'
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

WHAT RELIGION WE HAvE.-We have
just enough religion to make US hate, but
not enough to make US love one another.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

Common Sense is assuredly the ost
rare, as it is most useful, faculty which
man can possess.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

y If the following is genuine, it is a bless
ing in the shape of a receipt TO cure the
felon; AS soon as the part begins to swell,
wrap the part affected with cloth thor
oughly saturated with tincture of lobelia,
aud the fson is dead. As old physician
says he knows it TO have cured scores OF
cases, and it never fails ifapplied ia sea-
son.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29

No tune, it is said, is SO popular, yet SC
hard to catch, as for tune.
Indiana American. [volume] (Brookville, Ind.) 1865-1872, 1867-11-29
From The Lsdlss' Repository.
HON. WILL cuMBAck. S.
ny ,. Q. HOLIDAY, D. D.

Our free Institutions aud popular form
OF government furnish many examples ol
msa arising TO higher positions Of honor
aud usefulness by persistent, we'll directed
personal effort. Such examples are no
only credilabls 10 the parties; they arc al
20 Blessings 10 the world Al large, ane
especially 20 young mcn, by furnishing
wholesome stimulus TO the highest persona
sxertion, aud by giving assurance tha
emincncs can be attained without an.
sacrifice Of Christian principle, aud with
Out sssorsiag to any Of the eosrup,ing In
Aueuces that are but TOO common In polisi
cal lifc
, 1867-04-05
Mustang Linimcnt.

Have you hurt child or a lame horsc7 Use the
Mexican Mustang Liniment.
For cuts, sprai s. burns, swellings and cnked
breasts, the Mexican Mustang Lunent is cert ain
For rheumatism. neuralgia, st;T joints stings and
bites, there is nothing like the Mexican Mustang
Liniment.
Cor spawned horses the poll evil, ring bone and
sweeny, the Mexican Mustang Lincment never fails.
For wind gals, scratches, big head and splint,
the Mexican Mustang LiniInent is worth its weight
in gold.
Cuts, bruises, sprans and swellings, 20 com.
aud certain 10 occur in every family, thIta bot
tic of this Lnmen is the beSt Investment that can
be made.
II il more certain thon the doctor--it saves tine
in sending for the doctor-it Is cheaper tLan the
doctor, and should never be dispensed with.
"ln lifting the kettle from fire, il tipped over and
scalded my hands terribly, The Mustang Lin
ment extracted the pain and caused the sore TO heal
rapidly, and left very little scar. CnAs. Foster.
45g Broad street, phila.
Mrs s. Litch, Of Hyde Park, VT, writes. my
horse wins considered worthless, (spavin) but since
the use of the Mustang Liniment, | have sold him
for $3.50. Your Liuiment i doing wonders up here
All genuine is wrapped in steel plate cngravinGs,
signed G.. W. " WestbrO1k, Chemist and also has the
private U. S. stamp OF Demas Barnes tS Co. over
the top. Look closely. SJld by all druggists. 2j
so cts. and 81 90,
, 1867-04-05
Ayers Ague Cure.

For the Speedy and Certain Cure of Inter.
mittent Fever. or Chills and Fever, Remit
/ tent Fever, Chill Fever. Dumb Ague PERI
odical Headache, and Billions Fevers; in-
--dced, for the whole class of diseases origi-
tafing In hillary dSFangomont, cansod by
~Sshe malaria Of miasmatic countries.
E1EVER AND AGUE is NOT THE ONLY CON-
I sequence OF the miasmatic poison. A great va
rety of disorders arise from its Irritation in malari
Gus districts, among which are Neuralgia, Rheuma-
tsm, Gout, Headache Blindness, Toothache, Ear
ache. Catarrh, Asthma, Painful Affection Of the
Spleen. Mysteries, Pain in the Bowels Collie Paray
IA and Derangement Of the Stomach, all Of which,
rY en- originating in this put the intermit-
s'ent type. or become periodical This "CuREn ex-
.pels the poison from the blood, and thus them
all alike. 1t is not only the most effectual remedy
ever discovered for this class Of complaiEts but it is
the cheapest, and moreover, is perfectly safe. No
harm can arise from its use, and the patient when
cured is left as healthy if he had never had the
disease. Can this be said of any other cure for Chs
and Feveri 1t is true of this and its importance
those afflicted with the complaint cannot lie over
estimated So sure is IL 10 cure the Fever and Ague
that it may be truthfuly said to be certain remedy.
One Dealer complains that it is not good medicine
to sell, because one bottle curesI whole neighbor
hood. m Esfs.
Prepared by J. C. AVER l. CO., Lowell, Mass, !,
and sold at Wholesale BY SMITH DAVIS,
Portland, and by all dealers. 6-2m.
, 1867-04-05
BARNES MAGNOLIA WAFER,

toilet delight The ladies' treasure and the gen
tlcman's boon! The 'sweetest thing and largest
quantity. Manufactured from the rich Southern
Magnolia. Used for bathing the face aud person.
to render the skin soft and fresh, TO prevent erup
tions, - perfume clothing, &c.
1t overuomes the unpleasant odor Of perspiraiion
1t removes tan, reduess, biCtches, &c.
1t cures nervous headache and alays inflammation.
II cools. softeus and adds delcacy o the skin.
II yields a subdued and lasting perfume.
II cures musqu;to bites and stings of insects.
i ""ntains no material injurious TO the skin.
1t is what every lady should have. Sold every
where, Try the Magnolia Water once, and you will
use no other Cologne, Perfumery, or Toilet Water
afterwards.
DEMAS BARNES g. CO.,
Props. Exclusive Agents, N. Y
Sold by druggists and dealers the Pacific Coast
, 1867-04-05

For THE Me- PERcEs AISSs'-Inree i0ur '"uie
taaurs left WNI~ wulla on TuesdaJ morning Ior
Lewiston, loaded with Cinnamon. They were
crowded u so closely that we could not count
them, but should judge there were not less than
As or so men, There is a large camp of these
celestials Just below the city, awaiting trans>
portation for Worrens and Florence districts.
, 1867-04-05

CAPT. LEN WElrE, of the steamer Foriy-Nns,
passed up, a few days since, on hiS way to Coll
vile. Capt. W informed US that he expected
20 have his boat in readiness to make the first
trim of the season about the middle Of April.
Parties vino desire to try their luck at Big Bend
or Forty.Niu Creek will now have the opportu-
oity to make the trip pleasantly and with every
convenience
, 1867-04-05
LYONS Extract Ginger.

LroS's EXTRACT OF JIMMCA GINGLR.--For Ind-
gestion Heartburn, Sick Headache, Cholera Mprbus
Flatulency, &C., where a warming stiRulaut is re-
9nired, ItS careful preparation and entire purify
make 1t cheap and ieiiaiAe stticie FOR culinary
purposes. Sold everywhcte al 50 cts. per bpte ASK
tor "LYON'S" Pure Extract. Take no ether.
CANTONESE that The private L. 5. stamp Of Dc,
mas Barnes q Co. is over the cork Of each bottle
None others genuine. lSly.
, 1867-04-05

FopTy-NISE CREEK.-La,, sdvices are to the
-"-~' chat nrnoi excitement ps+vails in Coiyillt
Hey in relation to The n1iniag discoveries on
Forty Nine Creek, aHd chat the settlers are aLan
djning their claims and rushing wildly to the
new gold fields So great is the excitement that
very many Of the farmers have neglected to pu'
in their spring crops, and dropping every thing
else have struck a bee. line for the mines, Ow'
iag to this fact, it is believed that the crops in
the Valley will prove Mftilurc this season, aHd
that Walla WalA will be called upon TO furnish
the supplies for all that section of country. i
is more than probable that in this way we shall
find market for our surplus products, and /
our Colvi lc ncigLbors prefer to dig gold rather
than raise bread and meat we shall not lose BY
tie operation.
, 1867-04-05

N.RpLH woRks.-We learn that Mr.. A. B.
p,h.rt,. the pioneer marble cutter Of Oregon ,
o,d.red stock of marble, and is going into
~, trade again, in this city. Those wishing
,r,h,,onss, &c can be supplied.
, 1867-04-05

pv,,arous Norrcx.-The blessing of the Ca
,,ol;c Burying Ground, on Mr.. McCools claim,
will take place on Palm Sunday, April w. at
, o,c,oek, Pm. The sermon of the otiljon
an h. delivered by Rev. Father Mans.
, 1867-04-05
LYONS FLEA POWDER,

DEATH TO FLELs.-It is well known that Lyons
genuine Magnetic Powder will perfectly destroy eve
rything in the shape of eas ticks, bugs. roach
&c that it is perfect poison to the insect tribe, but
entirely harmless to the human species and domestic
animals. The genuine has the signature of Z. Lyon
and the private stamp of Dcmas Barnes & Co. Any
thing else of this kind is imitation counter
felt. Any druggist will procure the genuine, if you
insist you will hav no otl.or.
, 1867-04-05

For THE MISEs-Pack-trans are constantly
leaving Wala Walla, bound for the different
riaiug districts. The bulk of the trade thus
far has been to Boise, but Backfoot, Lemhi and
the Nez Pcrce country have each come in for
their share. The movements Of these trains has
materially enlivened the -four and bacon mars
ket and should the demand he kept up for any
lcngta Of trse it promises to rid this market of
these two great staples
, 1867-04-05

Ar HouE-E Brown, Esq, firm of n. & E.
Hrown,) after an absence of nearly year, spent
in i,rcign travel, is again at home where he has
lren warmly welcomed by numerous friends.
That Mr. B. has not altogether Travelled in vain,
i, evidenced by the fact that he brings back
with him, all be ~ay fron the fatherlnnd, fair
youag bride whC comes to gladdea his far wes-
tern home. To him and bis comrauiOa, we ex-
I I'd a cordial welcom,
, 1867-04-05

p,0a,1y,-Those who desire bargains art-gs
,.,.ad to the card of Messrs. Dusenbery Brt
These gentlemen are determined to close out TO,
whole of their very large stock of dry goods
o.ri.s- Drovisious, 49,, wr1uvuTrrgaru W eVS'
, 1867-04-05

+ McCaArrH, Secretary Of the Fenian Brother
hood. ia requested. to call at thiS office.
, 1867-04-05

prLrsQuExTS.-JOs. Misener 4 Co., of Boise
c;,v are indebted to this Office in the sum Of
s,s. The bill has been forwarded to them sew
ri, times, but receiving no response we take
nj. method Of notification.
, 1867-04-05


IHs WooLEy Factory In the midst of the
political excitement which just at this time oc-
clpies the public mind, to the exclusion of mat
@fs Of infinitely greater Importance, we trust
mat the suggestion in relation to a wooden fac>
UFy will not be overlooked. Should Mr.. Isuacs
Fopostion-which by the way is very liberal
oOe-Oe accepted, we can readily have woolen
'lc'ory under full headway before the close OF
'1e current year. The building, land and water
power secured, all that remains is the machinery,
Aoo this We have shown can be obtained at cost
oo' to exceed $4,000. With so trining sum
oe raised, the company should be organic
qua the machinery ordered inside of a week. A
tAnee at the map will show that Walla Walla is
"' great central point for all the vast reSion
'ue'enlng from the Cascades to the Rocky Noun
"'us-a country rich in mineral and agricultu-
81 resources, and destined to sustain popula>
NOu OF hundreds of thousands of hardy Ameri-
citizens. With this fu lure opesing before
requires no argument to show that manu-
'-'ing enterprises located at this point will
rive paying investments. There should be no
Ds'ng back in matter of this kind, but eve>
"Ao should come forward and subscribe in
TSipU'uon TSi,1 to his means toward an enterprise in
u'eo all are interested.
, 1867-04-05

q DIsrEE SING AccIDENT.-An accidcut from the
careless use of fire occurred about ten Q clock,
Yesterday Thursday morning, which may pos
sibly cest Interesting child, daughter of Judge
Lacy, the loss Of life. 1t app.ars that some boys
had Aindled fire in the open yard for the pur-
pose ofmelting down old tin cans and obtaining
the solder. Whilst the boys were thus engaged,
the child made its way to the fire, and before
being noticed the flames had communicated to
her dress burning the whole of tue lower part of
The body in shocking manner. Mrs. Kerr, the
child grandmother, was attracted by the cries
Of pain, and fortunately had the presence Of
mrd to atOnc@ smother the FIRE. DR.. Stevenson
WAS called TO the relief of the little sufferer, and
at last account she was still alive with but fent
hope Of recovery