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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-09-10

ARMSTRONG, GATOR & CO.,
Importers and Jobbers Of
Ribbons, Bonnet Silks and Satins,,
Blends, Nets, Grapes, Velvets,
Ruches Flowers, Feathers,
Straw Bonnets and Ladies' Hats,
Trimmed aud Untrimmed
Shaker Hoods, &c,
2s5 and 239 Baltimore Street.
BALTIMORE, MD.
Offer the largest stock TO be found in this Coun
try, and unequalled in choice
variety and cheapness-
Orders solicited, and prompt attention given
mari
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-09-10
LOCAL MATTERS.
Civ Council

Go TO 50. CIairsville
To-day.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
DIR. D. d. SMITH.
Surgeon Dentist.

DR.. ID. d. Smith, would respectfully in
form the inhabitants of Stroudsburg and
vicinity, that he has permanently located
himself here, where he viii be happy to
wait upon all who may stand in need of
his professional services. DR.. Smith has
recently removed from the city, where he
has had city and country practice of
over twenty years, which he thinks will
enable him to do the most difiult work
in his line of business. Teeth inserted
from one to full sett, on all kinds of met
tais used in the profession, and also most
particularly hard rubber. Give him a
call and see his specimens. Teeth ex~
tracted without pain.
June Z, 1866.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
,. LANT2, DENTEsT

60 Has permanently located him.
c Gffy.y5syA self in Stroudsburg, and moved
IL his Office next dool to DIR. s,
Walton, where he is fully prepared to treat
lhe natural teeth, and also to insert incorrup-
hble artificial teeth ON pivot and plate, in tue
latest and most improved manner. Most
persons know the danger and folly of trust
ing their work to the ignorant as well as
the travelling dentist. 1t matters not how
niuch II experience person may have, he is
liable to have some failures out of a number
OF cases, and if the dentist lives at a distance
II Is frequently put off until it is too late to
save the tooth or teeth as it NAV be, othe r
wise the inconvenience and trouble of going
so far Hence the necessity of obtaining the
services of a dentist near home. Ali work
warranted.
Stroudsburg, March 27, 1862.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
AFFLICTED!
Suffer no More

| When by the use of DR.. JOINVILLE'S
ELIXIR you can be cured permanently, and
at trfiing cost.
The astonishing success which has attend
ed this invaluable medicine for Physical and
Nervous Weakness, General Debility and
Prostration, Loss of Muscular Energy, I'm
potency, or any of the consequences of youth
ful indlscretion, renders II the most valuable
preparation ever discovered.
1t VIII remove all nervous affections de-
preston, excitement, incapacity 10 study or
business, loss of memory, confusion, thoughts
oi sef-destruction, fears of insanity, &c. 1t
will restore the appetite, renew the health
OF those who have destroyed it by sensual
excess or evil practices.
Young Men, be humbuged no moro by
"Quack Doctors" and ignorant practition-
ers, but send WITHOUT delay for the Elixir,
and be at once restored to health and happi-
ness. A Perfect Cure is Guaranteed in ev-
cry instance. Price 81, or four bottles to
one address. S3.
One bottle Is sufficient to effect a cure i'm
all ordinary cases.
ALSO, DIR. JOINVILLE'S SPECIFIC
PILLS, for the speedy and permanent cure
OF Gonnorrhea, Gleet, Urethral Discharges
Gravel, Structure, and all affections Of the
Kidneys and Bladder. Cures affected in
from one to five days. They are prepared
from vegetable extracts that are harmless on
the system, and never nauseate the stomach
or impregnate the breath. No change of diet
is necessary while using them, nor does their
action IN any manner interfere with business
pursuits. Price, 81 per box.
Either of the aforementioned articles will
be sent to any address, closely sealed, and
postpaid, by mail or express, on receipt of
price. Address all orders to
BERGER, SHUTS 81 Co, Chemists.
No. 2s5 River Street, Troy, N. Y.
Feb. ii, lS67.-ly.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04

The New Jury Law just passed by oui
Legislature, provides for the election oi
two Jury Commissioners in each county
III the State, whose duty it shall be to
meet at the county seat thirty days before
each term Of Court in order to draw iu.
rors for each term. These Jury Commis-
sioners are to be chosen at the election
next fall, each qualified voter casting a
ballot for one person for the Office, and
two receiving the highest number of votes
to be elected. They are to serve three
years, and to be paid out Of the county
treasury, at the same rate per day as
County Commissioners are paid in the
same county.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
LIVERY BUSINE SIS.
VIM. HuntsmaG, Proprietor.

"a Having purchased the stock>o
E.aA lately owned by Kautz andE
@AA-zI Huntsman, | take this opportunity to
notify my friends and the public generally,
that have added considerable new stock 10
the same, and will continue the business at
the old stand, on Franklin street. where [
am prepared to hire horses and carriages at
the lowest cash rates. Ny horses are safe,
fast and gentle, ard their vehicles consist of
all kinds. to suit the .asic of the fastidious
Attentive ostlers always or hand, and drivers
furnished when desired. Call and see for
yourselves. Strangers taken TO any part of
the country ct short notice. They Will con-
tinue TO run the new omnibus between this
borough and the Railroad Depot. Persons
Intending TO so on the railroad will be called
tor at any part of the borough. by leaving
their names at the Office near the stable
The omnibus will also be at the depot on the
arrival of trains to convey passengers into
town.
No pains will be spared to give satisfaction
TO all who may favor them with their patron
age.
WILLIAM HUNTSMAN.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04

Thirteen things which render youne
people very impolite:
l. Leaving meeting before it is closed.
,. Whispering in meeting.
3. Gazing at strangers.
4. A want of reverence for superiOrs.
5. Loud laughter.
6. Reading when others are talking.
4. Cutting finger nails in company.
8. Leaving strangers without seat
8. Reading aloud, singing or whistlins
In company without being asked.
10. Receiving present without some
manifestation of gratitude.
IL. Laughingat the mistakes of others
II. Correcting older persons than
yourself, especially parents.
l3. Answering questions when they
are put to others.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
A Curious Anecdote.

NJ Feyrnet gives the readers of the
Paris Temps curious anecdote in regard
to the Day & Martins Backing, which
has been advertised throughout the world /,
and even on the Egyptian Pyramids
One afternoon, Day, then poor work
man, was drinking his halfand half in a
London ale house, when poor and rag
ged individual entered aud addressing
himself to tilose present said:
"Who will give me pint of ale for a
good recipe for blacking 7"
81 will" said Day, and he ordered the
pint ale for the new conner.
"Now let US have it, said he and his
new friend gave him the desired docu-
ment.
Good ~ said Day snow 1 will give
you another pint" which the unknown
drank and then took his leave.
The next morning Day sought one o.
his friends, commercial traveller nanieC
Martin, and showed him the recipe
They made a quantity of the backing
and filed all the old bottles they coulC
obtain with the mixture.
This done, friend of the partner:
went to all the grocers and backing mer
chants of London, and addressed to eacl
one the question, "Have you Day x Mar
tins backing %
And all the shop keepers naturally
enough answered "No"
The next day another friend went th'
rounds, and to each merchant he pro
pounded the question that his predecesso
had done, in each case he received th
same answer. The next day anothe
friend went to each merchant, but thi
time the question was, "Would you lik
to buy some Day & Martins Llaeking I"
And all the merchants answered, "Wil
fngly," and the fortune Of the house 0
Day Il Martin was made They adopte,
for their labels a picture Of cat engage,
at seeing his image reflected in the pol
ished surface of boot, as in mirror
and this label has become world famous
il only remains to be said that Day. OF
the occasion of his daughters marriage
was enabled to give her as a wedding gil
the nice little sum of two hundred thous
and dollars, which was good deal il
those days.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
Fruit Trees.

A correspondent of the Scientific A.
merican says that fruit trees should be al
lowed to shoot out their branches rear
the ground, protecting the trunk and the
soil from changes of temperature and the
loss of moisture He thinks it never was
intended that fruit should grow out Of
reach. 1t is stated that fruit trees, es-
peclally apple trees, bear better when the
top branches are cut away and the limbs
are permitted to grow lower down on the
AruHk.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04

The "Fat Contributor" writes from
Jackson to the Cincinnati Times of joke
played on some delegates to the Good
Templars' Convention held there recent
ly. They got into an omnibus at the de-
pot, and told the driver to drive them tc
a temperance house. "All right" said
he, and away be drove. He gave them
a pretty long ride, and hauled up finally
in front Of an immense stone structure
surrounded by high wall "What ho-
tel is this z" inquired delegate, eyeing
the premises in bewildered manner
Michigan State Prison." said the dri-
yer, "the only Temperance house in Jack
SON." They concluded not to put up
there not if they could help it.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
70 the Public in General,
PATENT WHITE WIRE FOR

Clothes Lines.
BEG leave to call your attention 10 an
4 entirely new quality of Wire, known as
White Wire, possessing coating which pre-
vents it from even corodIng or turning from
its uniform whiteness, during any number OF
years, and on which Letters Patent have
been secured. 1t has been found TO be the
only article suitable for a clothes line, excep pt
the old fashioned rope or cord, which always
gives so much trouble and annoyance, by
breaking. rotting out and discoloring clothes,
and by being obliged to put it up and take il
down every time used. With this Wire
Clothes Line you have none of these annoy
ances, as when it is once put up it gives you
no more trouble until the stakes or posts to
which it is attached rot down. After using
1t. we are confident you will fully corroborate
the statements of thousands of others in its
praise Over 100000 lines have already
been sold, and every family should and will
have one. IL will not change though you
may keep it under water for any length of
time. hence you see it cannot discolor clothes
like rope or cord.
Sold, Wholesale and Retail, by
Il. w. CUTLER, Agent for
the White Wire Company.
Stroudsburg, January Sd, lS67.-tf
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
@ @ FPS
D I SpEE'SHA CURE!
n His GREAT REMEDY FOR ALI
Z DISEASES of the
$50 srEy

liiAo bNL-A 4SA1f1 l. Sh
Z DISEASES of the
SECi1ACE,
is the discovery of the inventor Of Goes val
liable Cough Ba!sam, while experimenting
for his own health. 1t cured Cramp in the
Stomach for him which had before yielded
to nothing bat ch!oroform.
The almost daily testimony from various
parts OF the country encourage US to believe
there is no disease caused by disordered
stomach it will not speedily cure.
PHYSICIANS ENDORSE AND USE IT
ministers gire testimony Of lis efficacy!
And from all directions We receive tidings OF
cures performed.
Dyspepsia d!
1t is sure to cure.
Heartburn,
One dose will cure.
Sick-H adccAe!
1t has cured in hundreds Of cases.
Headache and Dizziness!
1t stops in thirty minutes.
Acidity Of the Stomach!
II corrects al once.
Rising Of the Food!
1t stops Immediately.
Distress after Eating!
One dose will remove.
Cholera Morbus!
Rapidly yields to a few doses.
Bad Breath!
VIII be changed with half bottle
1T Is PERFECTL Y HARMLESS!
It's UNPRECEDENTED SUCCESS is ow-
ing 10 the fact that
It Cures By Assisting Nature
TO RE-AssERT HER SWAY IN THE SYSTEM I!
Nearly every dealer in the United States
sells IT at
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
c. G. CLARK & CO., Proprietors,
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
For sale by Dreher g. Bro, Derrick &
Williams, and VIM. Holinshead, Strouds-
borg. Pa. Jan. "a, '67-1y
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04

The World AstOnished
AT THE WONDERFUL REVELATIONS
MADE BY THE GREAT ASTROLOG OGIST
MADAME H. "A. PERRIGO.

She reveals secrets no mortal ever knew
She restores to happiness those who, from
doleful events, catastrophes, crosses in love,
loss of relation and friends, loss Of money.
&c, have become respondent. She brings
together those long separated, gives informa-
ton concerning absent friends of lovers, re-
stores lost or stolen property, tells. you the
business you are best qualified to pursue and
in what you will be most successful, causes
speedy marriages and tells you the very day
you will marry, gives you the name, likeness
and characteristics of the person. She reads
your very thoughts, and by her almost su-
pernatural powers unveils the dark and hid
den mysteries of the future. From the stars
we see in the frmanent-the malefic stars
that overcome or predomnate in the confiy
uration-from the aspects and positions OF
the planets and the fixed stars in the heavens
at the time of birth, she deduces The future
destiny OF man. Fail not to consult the
greatest As,rologist on earth. 1t costs you
but trifie, and you may never again have
so favorable an opportunity. Consultation
fee, with likeness and all desired information'
81. Parties living at a distance can con-
suit the Madame by mail with equal safety
and satisfaction 10 themselves, as if in per-
son. A full and explicit chart, written out,
with all inquiries answered and likeness en-
closed, sent by mail on receipt of price
above mentioned. The strictest secresy will
be maintained, and all correspondence re-
turned or destroyed. References of the high
est order furnished those desired them. Write
plainly the day of the month and year in
which you were born, enclosing small lock
of hair. Address,
MADAME II. A. PERRIGO,
p. o. DRAWER 293, BUFFALO, N. Y.
Feb. IA, IS67.-ly.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
POLAND'S
Magic Bilious Powders T!

"HIS PREPARATION
us Il is the discovery ofthe Rev.
%zS====-z.asYJ. POLAND, formerly Pastor of
NpolANDSY the Baptist Church in Goffs-
lmhGIcI town, n. H., and man dearly
slpoNntpsA beloved by that denomination
So throughout New England
He was obliged to leave the pulpit and
study for medicine to save his own life,
and his MAGIC POWDERS are one of the
most wonderful discov Of modern times
1t is THE GREAT LIVER AND BILIOUS KEN
EDY which completely throws in the shade
all other discoveries in medicine; and 1t al
fords him much qualification that they re-
ceive the unanimous appreciation OF all who
have tested them. The Magic Bilious Pow
ders are
Positive Cure for Liver Complaint!
in its most aggravated form, ana an lnme-
| date correctof OF all
BILIOUS ERENCEhfENTS!
Excellent for HEADACHE,
CONSTIPATION,
PINIPLES, BLOTCHES, A SALLOW
SKIN, DROWSINESS, DIZZINESS,
| HEARTBURN, PALPITATION,
And a most wonderful
Cure and Preventive Of Fever and Ague
fea rful malady to always keep the Powders
on hand ready for immediate use.)
Here are q few important particuors:-
Ist.-They are the Great Specific for al
Bilious Affections.
2J.-They are the only known remedy
that will cure Liver Complaint.
3d.-They are the only known remedy
that will cure Constipation.
4th.-The Powders are so thorough ir
their operation that one package will be al
that the majority of those using them will
require to effect cure.
5th.-They are mild and pleasant yet the
most effectual ca thariic known.
9th They are the chea pest and best med
icine extant, as they can be sent by mail Il
any part of the globe for the price, 80 cents
Circulars, containing certificate ties, in.orma
tion, &C., sent TO any part of the world tree
Of charge.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS, or b.
mail On application TO
u &C. CLARK & CO.,
GENERAL AGNTs,
! NEW HAVEN, CONN.
Price, 50 Cents per Boz.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
EXCELSIOR! EXCEESIOR.,
CHASTELLAR'S
Hair EXterminator !!
For Removing Sunerhuous Hair
EXCELSHOR!!

To the ladies' especially, this invaluable
depllatory recommends itself as being an al
most indispensable article 10 female beauty,
is easily applied, does not burn or injure the
skin, but acts directly on the roots. 1t is
warranted to remove superhuous hair from
low foreheads, or from any part of the body,
completely, totally and radically extirpatne
the same leaving the skin soft, smooth and
natural. This is the only article used by
the French. and is the only real effectuol !
depilatory in existence. Price rs cents ner
package, sent postpaid, to any address, on
receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS g. Co., Chemists,
2s5 River ST., Troy, N. Y.
Feb. Ia, lS67.-ly.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
Tattle. Jason II.

We are in receipt Of a circular from
Jason, with tickets enclosed, from which
We learn that he has $50, coo, worth Of
property to dispose ol-onc sixth vile
Of is in greenbacks-by a grand scheme
Of distribution. The tickets sent us, says
he, are" carefully selected" and will title
Us upon payment Of $500 for each 10 d
gold watch worth s75 and and fancy
gold holder and pen worth SIS He IA
Sors us in this way, in order to induce US
to act as his agent in Newton, and be-
eaus he desires to dc something to redeem
the credit Of the great principle of sale
by ',Gistributien," which he says has suf
fered some from "bogus sales of similar
kind" This is like Jason. If he has a
weakness, it is horror of humbug and
imFosture. His post Office address is
"Bevans, sussex Co, n j." By the way,
if Jason will send US the watch worth 81
he may keep the gold pencil worth SIS
in lieu of the $500 that he asks Us to for
ward TO him. This is fair proposition
equivalent in fact to making him a
present of $500. Will be do it?-.Sas
sec Register.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
ONE BOX is SUFFICIENT.
$4,000 Boxes have been Sold Within
Wuu0 Vao,.c

TWO Years.
Ten Thousand Bores sent 6y Letter, both
by myself and Agents, TO all parts of the
world, to which answers have been returned,
IN which ladies' say, nothing like the above
pills have been known since THE SCIENCE
OF MEDICINE DAMNED UPoa THE WORLD,
In Removing DISTINCTIONS and Restoring
Nature to its Proper Channel,
ouIETING THE NERVES and bringing back the
Rosy color of Health" to the cheek of the
most delicatn.
PRICE 81 PER Box SIX Boxes S..
Sold in Stroudsburg, Pa, by DREHER &
BROTHER, Sole Agent.
Ladies by sending $l.00 to DREHER &
BROTHER, Stroudsburg Post Office can ha ye
the pills sent (confidentiaily), by Mail, to
any part OF the country, "lree of postage"
Nov. %, IS66.-lyr.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
MAKE WAY!
GOOD NEWS FOR ALL
IN SHAPE OF
New GoadS at StOrmSyiIle.

ET1HE subscriber takes pleasure in inform
- ing The public, that he has just opened
the largest and best selected stock of Goods,
at his old stand in StormsyilIe, Pa, ever
brought into Monroe county, and that he
has determined to dispose of them at prices,
much cheaper than they can be bought at
any other establishment, whether in town or
country. His stock comprises, in almost
endless variety, and Of the best quality.
DRY GOODS,
NOTIONS,
HARDWARE,
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
The LeucOrrhoea, or Whites.

AT the same time, there is nothing in these
pills that can DO injury TO life or health. -
Let he directions be strictly .jolioped, and
you will find them to be all they are repre-.
Seuted
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
QUEENSWARE,
TDC

GROCERIES,
DRUGS, MEDICINES, &C., &c.
He has, also, on hand very large assort-
ment of new and fashionable
Boots and Shoes,
both city and home made, all of which he
will dispose of at prices which will make
purchasers wonder. Look at few of the
prices at which | am really giving away
goods, and you cannot fail to be convinced
that my store, in Stormss Ne. is the place
at which 10 secure real bargains:
PRINTS from 10 to % cents per yard
MUSLINS from l5 to % Sc yard,
De LANES from % to 30 90 yard,
and all Woolen goods at figues proper
tionately low.
Boots and Shoes very low - home made
at least so per cent. below Stroudsburg
prices.
SUGARS from 10 to II cents per pound, /,
MOLASSES from 80 cts. to 81 per gal.
In short, all articles in my line far below
the monopoly prices which have hereto
fore prevailed.
The excitement growing out Of these great
reductions has already began, but come one,
come all, my stock will always be found full
up to the demand.
BUTTER, EGGS, and country produce
generally will no, be refused in exchange
for goods, and the highest market prices al
lowed. CASPER METZGAR.
Stormsville, Pa, Nov. %, 1S66.-tf.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
A CARD TO THE LADIES.
DR.. DUPONCO'S
Golden Periodical Pills.
FOR FEMALES,
Infallble in Correcting Irregularities, ,Remov
ing Distractions of the Menses, from
Whatever Cause, and

FOR FEMALES,

1t is now oser thirty years since the above
celebrated Pills were fTs discovered by Or.
DUPONCO of Paris, during which time
they have been extensively and successfully
used in most of the public institutions, as
well as IN private practice, of both hemi-
spheres, with unparalleled success in every
case, and 1t is only at the urgent request
of the thousands of Ladies who have used
them, that he is induced TO make the Pills
public for the alienation of those suffering
from any Irregularities whatever, as well as
TO preventa an increase of family where health
will not permit it.
ONE PILL Is Il DOSE.
Females peculiarly situated or those sup.
posing themselves so, are cautioned against
using these Pills while in that condition lest
they "invi,e miscarriage" after which ad.
montion, the Proprietor assumes no respon.
slblIity, although their mldness would pre-.
vent any mischief to health, otherwise the
Pills are recommended as a
MOST INVALUABLE REMEDY
for all those affecting complaints so peculiar
to the sex, viz. : Distressing and Painful
Menstrudtion, Retention, Pain i3l the Back
aud Loins, Pressing Dozen Pains, Rash OF
Blood 10 the Head, DizzineSS, Dimaess OF
Sight, Green Sickness, HeapinesS, Fatigue
on any Slight E1eriion, Palpitation of the
Heart, and all the various distressing com.
plants, particularly that most annoyinu
weakening. and the beginning of all otheI
female weaknesses
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1867-04-04
GROCERIES,

Call on II. S. Wagner.
You will find Sugars at
II. S. Wagner's.
YoI will find Coffee at
II. S. Wagner's.
You will find Syrups at
II. S. Wagner's.
You will find Teas at
II. S. Wagner's.
You will find Spices at
II. S. Wagncr's
You will.find Fish at
II. S. Wagner's.
You will find Crockery at
II. S. Wagners.
You will find Wooden-a0Gre at
II. S. Wagner's.
You will find Brooms g. Brushes at
ii. S. Wagner's.
You will, finally, be able to find what you
want at II. S. Wagner's.
Between the Bank and the Post-Office
STROUDSBURG, PA.
Feb %, 1866.
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DRUGS, MEDICINES, &C., &c.
He has, also, on hand very large assort
ment of new and fashionable