The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1867-11-28
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NEW ApyERTIsEMENTs.-A Teacher
Wapted-see advertisement. e.
VIM. Shockey publishes Notice
this morning.
Read 'Notice to Coal Dealers"
Maxwell * Tingle have received
new lot of groceries.
"FrSE CUT.n-We take the following
slime cut from the New York NecS:
"what's i the windi-N. Z. by W. 5.
The Ex-press-A con6scated cider
mill.
.sFhe New Hampshire Republicans
have had a division" OF proits'
"Col. Butts, in La Grange, tried to get
his dog registered for vote" Well, if
repeaters vote, why, in the case of po;
litical reverses, should not retrieversi
"The Crown Prince of Prussia gets his
wife to write his speeches for him"
Rumor says that he furnishes the periods
by kicking his wife down stairs.
F. A. Way of Sutton, VT, has filled a
bushel basket with twenty-six potatoes
OF his owu production" Wonderful!
The next best thing is for Mr. Sutton to
fill another bushel basket with his
head.
"Victor Hugo proposes to write the
life of Old John Brown" The queen Is
not to supply the data.
"The South Carolinians have taken to
smoking beef with mahogany chips"
Do they color their meerschaums.
"a coLoRE, preacher claims $1,000
damages for being elected from the
street cars ut Terro Hau;e, Indiana
Was he elected because lie was colored,
or because he was preacher
The National game for the winter
Snow ball.
is Offering up Salm of Thanksgiving.
Oscar, son of Ida Pfeiifer, is playing
the piano in New York" PfritIcr should
play the flute.
"The names of GustaIe DOrc and
Adelina Patti are coupled By Partisan
gossips." Naturally, Patti has many
such instances of a-Dore-tion.
'Printing with movable types was
known in India at least one Thousand
years ago. according 10 discoveries re-
Gently made 10y English Swans" Moth
ing new under the sun! by and bye
we shall hear that 1000 years ago the
Hindoos knew how TO pack pork or prl-
maries.
"Topeka" means potatoes And
very small potatoes too.
"The Indian OH the border has buried
the hatchet." That's how they make
war, and peace, alike.
Chorus for the Skating Carnival,
"With my rinkum tinkum too"
The Swedos very iusultingly turnip
their noses ut Farragnt.
"St. Petersburg is multiplying its
population with new raPidity." There
is considerable cold "snap' in the Rus
slams.
"There is an old Scotchman Oh the
island of Arran VINO slept with Robert
Burns, and has lived 10 one hundred
years to tell it," If he tells the truth,
he lied.
"a Scotch gentleman has shot n gold
en- eagle, and the papers talk about it,
What Of it, Many discharged soldier
in this city would get "shot" if he had
golden eagle.
From the Shakespeare collars at pre-
sent in vogue, we invOgue kind Heaven
to deliver us.
"Mr. Henry Vincent lectures this week
on Milton, in Philadelphia. What did
Milton ever do to him.
"The American stump" was the sub
iect of General J. l.. SwifTs lecture in
Boston, Monday evening" Havana or
Pincipe!
"a vegetable gas has been made in
London, without odor, which can be
manufactured by every family for it.
self" There's "trick of science for
you; and all the London families are in
O gas-trick fever over it.
Speaking of the opera, it is remarked
that, good as Miss Kellogg was, she can
not Kapp-Young.
gThirty Baltimore bakers are under
arrest for short weight These are the
veritable champions of the light
weights.
Minnie Hauck is Mignonne.
"Miss Muioch has translated A French
Country Girl by Madame Dewitt
Howl A country girl is not usually
translated by madame, but into q |
madame.
Captain Mayne Reid is at Newport
for the winter. He declines to exhibit
himself as q lecturer" He needn't
: flash" himself-the public don't eareto
hear Mayne Reading.
at is announced that director of
theatrical orchestras in Eondon has
made cantata Of Longfellow's Evan
.geline. Dreadful! But cantata cGa't
can't her.
edward Hetz is new either player |
from London His works are Hetzi-
thera, Hetzithera, etcera. !