The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1867-09-24
Efiiin-s's Philosophy.

Tho heart ov o tru frleno Is IKE mir
ror: if YOU LOOK into 1t, you see yureseii
thare.
wisdom that don't make us happier
amt worth plowing for.
am drednl fond ov melody; and o
hanio. with negro hung tew it, will knock
NOR. sense out ov me in one night than l
kan gi, back in weeks.
II Il a good plan tn kno menny people,
but let only o few kno you.
have 10 more re>pekt for thoze who
only cater tn imagination than l have tor
IN, man who iust invented ginger pop.
never knu a man ov mulch wisdom
who could sing q song we'll or pla On i'd
die. .u- 70.
! don't care how much a man talks II ne
will ONLY say it in few wurds.
Rewards deferred makes us miserable );
il IL list so with punishments. when
was q boy had rather be licked twice
than 10 DC postponed once.
There IL one thing sertain: reason is
more than master of the pashuns. 1t this
IL probably so, the man must be phool
who amt boss of himself.
7 think it reduces the stummuck axe
tew holer; SO think ii lessons awl kind
ov anguish, Just az it doez sin, by owning
it.
We are awl willing to pay more for be-
ing amuzed than iEstrukted.
How many folks do you serpose thare IL
in this world who are satisfied with things
az far az they hav got. Not more than 6,
I'll bet. This looks rather dusty for the
rest Ov the trip.
o;nst hon
ness: man has to be measured for hiz
happiness jist as he does for his boots, and
even then he don't always git q good fit.
Joy will make man change ends
quicker than sorrow.
If young man kant find emmy thing
else that he is tit for, like tew see him
carry gold cane.
The top rounds ov ladder are always
the most dangerous.
buleaf III the final salvation Of men,
but want the privilege Of picking the
men.
Thare IL just this difference between a
success and q failurc-quarter OF an inch.
II IL a great deal eazlcr tew beat ma
ture than it liz tew eaqual her-so it IL
eazicr tcw bile an egg tew much than jiSt
enuii.
Mummy haz dun one thing for the world
that nothing else could have did so we'll
it haz developed the phoolS.
Although mankind worship wealth,
will give them credit for one thing-they
seldom mistake it for branes.
Most ov the CRATE things have been did
by taking the chances. Prudence haz blu,
one eye, while fortune has a thousand.
Ii man had 2 stommacks and out,
sides, there might be some excuse for add
ing ten thousand dollars each year to hi!
pile.
Ii man has got to be poor aul hiz life
| aint sure hut it would be sum mummy il
biz pocket to be ignorant.
Fust-class virtue IL alwaz anxius tx
avoid tcmptashun.
Yu kant transplant Yankee success
fully without taking up good deal ov the
sile with the roots.
II is eazy enutr tn git religion, but tt
hold it is what bothers a fellow. A goot
grip is better than rubiz-yes than mucl
fine cotton clothes.
] enjoy good laf-one that rushes GU
ov mans soul like the breakin up ov
Sunday school; but laff that comes t
the surface as the hickups cum, or back
out ov man like the struggles ov
chicken choied with chunk Of half we
doe, utterly lament.
There amt no poetry in poverty, bu
emmy number of feet Of blank verse.
Silence is one OF the negative virtues.