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X ast Lynne.

As was expected, the representation
Of East Lynne drew large crowd tc
Washington Hall last evening. The
thrilling character of this celebrated
domestic drama was in itself sufficient
TO secure fine audience, even had it not
been known that the beautiful artist Miss
lowering, would make her first ap,
pearance before Wheeling audience
upon this occasion. OF her superb rem
dering of the part of Lady Isabel, and
Madame Vine, we have not space for ex-
tended comment. We can only echo the
unanimous sentiment of the audience
and say that it was mag
niticent success, and fully sustain
I'd her high and well merited 1e-
putation. We trust that the fu-
tire appearances of this lady may con-
time to be greeted with large, atten-
tive and appreciative audiences. The
farce of MY Neighbours Wife was given
as the afterpiece, and with Messrs.
Kane and Brooke as Brown and Smith,
could not fail to he productive oftumul-
tuous mirth and applause. For this
evenings entertainment we notice that
East Lynne will be repeated, with Miss
lowering as the leading character. The
afterpiece is Kiss in the Dark"
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Bndgering Witnesses.

The American system of jurisprudence
is equal, in theory, to that of any coun-
try we know of, but in practice it is
woefully deficient in one respect, and
perhaps i'll several. The particular de-
ficiency to which we refer regards the
ungentlemanly habit which character
less pettifogsers have of browbeating
every woman and nervous or Ignorant
man whom they catch upon the wit.
ness stand. Occasionally they attack
the wrong party, and the abuse which
they give is returned to them with
pawnbrokers' interest, but in the
majority of cases in which they are en-
gagged, they, unless brought to a COM
paratively decent sense of behaviour
by the court, manage to confuse the
witnesses who are subjected to their in
solent and brutal cross-examinations,
and their uninviting physiognomies
never wear more hideous leers than
when modest women, to whom they
have propounded indicate questions,
become confused, and contradict, in mi
nor matters, the evidence which they
have previously given. And it is very
seldom that the court interferes and
gives the witness the protection which
he. or she, is legally and morally JUS
titled in claiming. The great difficulty
in the matter is, that witnesses who
get worried by questions which, if
asked of man, in mems company en-
tirely, would entitle the questioner to
blow in the face or o kick elsewhere
from thet toe of boot, do not know that
the pettifoggers who abuse or Insult
them have no more right to do so in
open court than in the public street
consequently, supposing their persecu'
tors are legally authorized to display
swinish attributes, they attempt to
make the best out Of bad bargain, and
in trying, for instance, to explain the
difference in time between six O'Clock
and ten minutes, and ten minutes after
six, they say something which the shys'
tiers magnify dozen fold, and which
is dilated upon before juries, and pro
nounced, in language similar to that Of
Five Points OF Cow Bay, as direct
proof of wilful perjury. Our police
justices are frequently obliged to dis.
miss cases of brutal assaults upon wo.
men for no other reason than that Of
the non-apppearance of the prosecuting
witnesses, who-some from experience
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The Old Folks.

Our citizens will be glad to learn
that the excellent troupe known as the
"Old Folks Concert Company consist
ing OF twenty-five ladies and gentlemen
in the costumes of one hundred years
ago, will give two entertainments at
Washington Hall next week. They
will he assisted during the engagement
by Miss Emma j. Nichols, who has earn
ed the enviable title of the Jenny
Lind of America" A Matinee will he
given Wednesday afternoon. This is
the old, original company, which was
here about seven years ago.
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CARD TO INvALIDs.

4 Clergyman, while residing in South Ameri.
ca AZ missionary, discovered safe and simple
remedy for the cure of Nervous Weakness,
Early Decay, Diseases Of the Urinary and Semi
nal Organs, and the whole train OF disorders
brought on by baneful and vicious habits. Great
numbers have been already cured by this noble
remedy. Prompted by desire to benefit the
afflicted and unfortunate, will send the recipe
for preparing and using this medicine, in seal.
ed envelope, to any one who needs it, Free q
eharJ>. Please inclose post. paid envelope, adj.
dressed to yourself. Address, JOSEPH I.
IMAM, Station ID, Bible House, New York
City. novl3
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SOiPee.

The first soiree of the United Steam
Fire Company will be given at their
large and handsome hall in Centre
Wheeling this evening. The object of
the entertainment is to raise the need
full" TO purchase library for the use of
the members of the company. The
United" boys know how to get up such
affairs in fine style, and we are sure all
who attend the soiree this evening will
enioy themselves.
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-HRALTHLsTRENGTH.
DR.. Juan Delamarrs's speciAc PilIs,

LIFE-HRALTH
DR. Juan Delsmarre's speciAc Pills,
arr prepared by the Messioan GARAScIERz q
DUPONT, Pharmaceutists No. IA Rue Lombard,
Paris. FROM the Prescription Of De. JrAx DEIA.
MARIE, Chief Physician 70 the Hospital Da
Nord on Lariboisere.
LETTER OF REPRESENTATIONS.
PARIS May sth, 1886,
GENTLEMEN We have used tho "Sr2cIrIc
Pulls" made from DIR. DELANARRE's PREscRrr-
TON during several years past, in our private
and public practice and have found them most
energetic and efficient Remedy in cases Of Sperm.
atorrhea OF Seminal Weakness; Nightly, Daily,
or Premature Emissions; Sexual Weakness, or
Impoteney; Special Derangements Of the Eer.
vous System: Weakness arising from Secret
Habits and Sexual Excessess Rslaration Of the
Genital Organs; Weak Spine; Affections Of the
Urine; Milky" Discharges; Paleness of the
Skin. with Sunken Cheeks and Bloodless Lips
"Pinchedn Features; Irregular Action of the
Heart and in all the CHASTITY train of symptoms
arising from Over-use. Abuses, or Loss, from
any cause, Of the Nervous Force. q. 81. ....
We earnestly advise the Profession. and all
persons suffering from any Symplo,natie or Or.
aanie A geetions Of the GESIro- URfSAKY SYSTEMS
to use these Pills. With high respect, we are
yours most sincerly. .g
R. A. BE4uREfLsk, u d,
G. d. DUJARDIx, N. D.
JRAN DE- LErcHRE, n. D.
10 Graaeiers Z Dupont No. 2il Rss lombard,
Paris. ...
Sedentary and Studiouu Occupations, Grisfs
4nrietiss, or whatever tends to impair the IitsI
Action Of the Brain, Heart or Sezposs systsm,
frequently lead to the most Ifstressias and Ea-
barasnng Disorder. Of the ylRILK SYSTEM. Stu-
dents, Cbrgymsn and Ldrye,s therefore, who
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Montana.

Wheeling is becoming closely allied
to Montana, if we may judge from the
amount of stock that is being taken in
the Wheeling City and Montana Gold
and Silver Mining and Transportation
Company. The company has been reg
ularly Incorporated, and will, as soon
as possible, commence active operations
See advertisement.
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TOWN TRIPLES.
New Advertisement

New Advertisements.
4. NJ. Jacob offers valuable real estate
for sale.
James Emsly advertises grape farm
for sale.
Father Kemp's Old Folks Concert
Company will appear ut Washington
Hall on the 10Th and 3Oth.
We call attention to the advertise
ment of the Wheeling City and Mon
tana Gold and Silver Mining and Trans,
portation Company.
RI. Devries publishes an advertise
ment i'm connection with the Baltimore
and Ohio railroad.
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pur.., ant sweetest Ced Liver Oil

In the world, manufactured from fresh
elected livers on the SEA coast. This
Oil is characterized by sweetness and
purity peculiar TO it alone. Its reputa-
ton is so great that it takes the lead of
other oils, and is universally prescribed
by physicians. Remember to ask for
.'Hazard x Caswelrs Cod Liver Oil"
Caswell, Mack & Co., New York, Sole
Manufacturers. For sale by all Drug
gists. mar 2o-mwseowly.
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Coo, Cough Bnlsam"

Are household words throughout the
United States. As we travel we are
greeted with it from rocks and fences; il
we pick up newspaper We are advised
To .stry it, and 40 we visit our friends
we see it on the shelf ready for use. 1t
soothes fretful children, puts veto on
coughing, and is great relief to the
cousuinptive.
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Valuable Real Estate for Sale.
uAvING DETERMINED TO CHANGE
III my business, win sell the following de-
scrbed real estate:
The farm on which now reside, containing
100 acres, situated ON the Wheeling. West Lib.
erty and Bethany Turnpike, miles east OF
wheeling being tho Romestead part Of the farm
improved by Geo. W. Smith, Esq, at cost OF
about ts5, 06e. The dwelling, barn, stables and
out-buildings, fruit, &C., &c, surpass anything
of the kind In the western country. The farm
is unsurpassed In fertility-and is well watered
and fenced. Terms very reasonable and will be
sold at great bargain. -. -
ALSO, a tract Of land, situated on the River
hills. adjoining tho River bottom. farm belonging
to the heirs Of the late Andrew P. Woods, about
two miles above the city Of Wheeling, contain.
ing shout 900 acres It will be sold low. and
Will be divided, If necessary to suit purchasers.
ALSO, Q tract Of land containing 81 acres, two
miles above the city Of Wheeling-betng part
of the River bottom farm above mentioned, To-
gether with 100 ACRES OF COAL, in easy &C.
cess to the river. Do y.a.. 10 ...f. :. "A.
ALSO, the undivided half or the. whole, Of
about acres of land situated In the immediate
suburbs Of the city Of ST. Louis, No, within
four miles of the Court House ...'.-fL j.
ALSO. Lot No. - Square No. - situated In
Centre Wheeling.
ALSO, several lots in South Wheeling.
All Of the above property will be sold low, and
ON easy terma Enquire Of A. NJ JACOB,
janQ4-dkw -.'r Smith Farm.
= ---,-.I -. Tint. copy week.
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Winner Laxuries,

Booth, Battelle & CO. daily receive
oysters direct from Baltimore. The BIZ
valves are large, fresh and 1ucious.
For sale by can or half can, at corner
of Monroe and Water streets, where a
full supply of groceries is kept con-
stantly on hand. Prices as low as the
Invest %. .. If.H
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"Healing on Its Wings"

Say all who have used the Old Home Bitters
To the Weak and Debilitated just rising from
some long spell Of sickness, We assure You there
is nothing more grateful. You Dyspeptic Ones
with your constant ailings, with your Nausea
Headache, Sour Stomach, &C., use Old Home
Bitters and be relieved. Sold everywhere.
LAUGHLIN, SMITH l. CO.,
decI Proprietors.
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The Celebrated Pacing Horse
kentuCky,t 10 be Given Away.

1'HIS HORSE rs WELL KNOWN AS ONE
/ Of the fastest PAGERS in the country having
made his mile in 2-26 He won i've races last
fall. and took the first premium at the West Vir.
GINA State Fair, in October. at the time Dexter.
Patehen, and other celebrated horses were there.
Kentucky" and the following other valuable
premiums, win be given away, by special permis
sion Of the Commissioner Of Internal Revenue.
at Washington, Guernsey county, Ohio, on the
ed Of February, 1857.
LIST or PRENIUMs.-"Kentueky," the Cham
pion PAGER, 1900; ] fine Singers Improved
Family Sewing Machine which took the First
Premium at the W. Va State Fair. $40; ine
Silver Hunting Case American Watch, f65,
fine Silver Hunting Case Lever Watch, "a;
fine Silver Hunting Ccse Lever Watch. go
fine Silver Hunting Case Lever Watch, US
Number Of Tickets limited 20 2.3oo. Tickets
One Dollar each. Every tic ket will draw . prize
worth from - cents 70 s2.0Do.
Kentucky can be seen q; the stable Of c.
Beymrr Warrington, Ohio. The Sewing Ma.
chine can be seen at Howard Morton's. Isl Main
Street, Wheeling. The elegant Watches are on
exhibition az the Jewelry Store Of Messrs Scott
& Hennesen, III Main Street. Wheeling v. Va
Tickets can be had By addressing n d. Rodoek
er & Co, at Washington, Guernsey county, Ohio,
and at the fol loving named places: John Balls
Hotel, Wheeling. Rolls Saloon, Market Street
J. Beuter's Saloon, Main Street, and Al Renner's
Hotel, Centre Wheeling.
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Read the Certificate Of Rev.
IL. II. FluaIin.

To DIR. HosTETTER
Dear Sir:-This is to certify that was taken
with the dyspepsia year ago last March, and,
for period of eight months, was one of the
most miserable creatures You ever beheld, not
being able either to eat, drink or sleep, and was
compelled to walk the floor necessarily. was
nearly deprived of my reason, and hope had en-.
tirely left me, all the efforts made for my re-
covery having proved fruitless.
BY the first Of November, 1865, I had become
10 weak and feeble that could scarcely stand
alone and, to all appearance, would soon die.
At this time (having read your advertisement,)
my wife prevailed upon me to try your Bitters.
\ bottle was procured, and, strange to say, i
soon commenced recovering. I have taken four
bottles, and am enjoying as good health now as
could be exoected for one Of my ago about sixty
years. have no doubt that It was Your Bit.
tiers alone under Divine Providence, that effect
ed this onerful cure. r. T. FLUALIN.
Hudson, Mich, August 30, 1866.
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OuimbH,a News Depot

Is the place to secure late papers,
magazines, etc. His depot, near the
Custom House, is always supplied with
everything late and interesting. Drop
in, when in want of anything in his
line.
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DIR. Schenck'S Mandrake Pills.
A Substitute for CaIOmel.


These Pills are composed Of various roots,
having the power TO relax tho secretions Of the
liver as promptly and effectually as blue pill or
mercury, and without producing any Of those
disagreeable OF dangerous effects which often
follow the use Of the latter.
In oil bilious disorders these Pills may be used
with confidence, as they promote the discharge
of vitiated bile, and remove those distractions
from the liver and hillary ducts, which are the
cause of billions affections in general.
SCHENCK'S MANDRAKE PILLS cure Sick
Headache and all disorders of the Liver. indi-
Gated by sallow skin, coated tongue, costiveness,
drcwsines and a general feeling of WEAKNESS
and lassitudc showing that the liver Is in tor.
pid or INSTRUCTED condition.
In short, these Pills may be used with advan.
tage in all cases when purgative or Alternative
medicine Is required. ..... -.
Please ask for "Dr. Schenek's Mandrake Pills, "
and observe that the two hkenesses Of the Doc
tor are ON the Government stamp--One when in
the last stage Of Consumption, and the other in
his present health. 1850. -. -
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers. Price IS
cents per box. Principal Office, Ne. Is Nsrth
9th Street Philadelphia, Pa ~, arGl ...t
General Wholesale Agents Demas Barnes Il
Co, 81 Park Row, New York s. 5. Hance, l0S
baltimore ST., Baltimore. Md; John ID. Park, n,
f. cor of Fourth and Walnut St. Cincinnati,
Ohio; Walker & Taylor, I3t and 1876 Wabash
Avenue, Chicago, Ill Collins Brothera south
west corner OF Second and Vine, Streets, St.
Louis Mo. oct2l4th 5th We m-ly
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COOKING STOVES, HEAT.
ING STOVES.

CRATES. PIOw POINTS, SUGAR KEr.
TIES. TEA KETTLES. HOLLOW
- WARE. &C, &C, &C.
MADE FROM THE MOST AP.
VI PROVED PATTERNS, always on hand
and for sale at the lowest rates by
augl-sm THOS. G. CUfBERTSOE.
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FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

At 1eJ sI.fn o., Cerses nssEes Alley,
uAsJUsr RECEIVED 4 NEW STOCK OF
III Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, silver and
prices. Persons wishing to purehzse desirable
Holiday Presents. win do wen 70 dive me an
early cal =. BET1(ER,
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New York Prize Association
500 broadway, New YsrL.

ZOO Silver Tea Sets. +" G,o,S
Together with q large assortment Of new ,,1
Fircant Jeweiry valued At $500 OOo Will \. I' u
trlbnted as follows: --'
The name and value of each article ~ 49,,
soods are mark ed on Tickets, placed In 49,
Enyelopes, and well mixed. On rrccin, ~ =
cents an envelope containing such Tcss, ~
be drawn without choice. and delivered a, an,
ofboe. or sent by mail 10 any address The ms.
chaser after seeing what article IL draws and n,
yalue-which may be from One 20 Fiv, HupdrJ
Dollars-can then, on payment of One nol,r
receive the article named, or may sIchanc, n
for any other article marked on our Circular !,
the same value. Every Ticket draws an ar,rl,
worth One Dollar, or more. tSNo Blanks
Our patrons can depend ON prompt rtaIr,
The articles drawn win be Immediately sent b,
Exprrss or return mail or delivered 4, our OLE
Letters ffom many persons acknos,rd -;nc N.
recent Of Valuable Gifts from us NAV h, 50,
ON ale al our office, among whom We ar, Ter
mi,ted 10 referto
John 4. Holcomb, lambertville y. j. Cola
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HABE3MEEL'S PATENT
ELLIPTIC CRATE,

THAT WILL GIVE HoRE HEAT.
i has q better draft. IL easier cleaned, and
makes less dust than any other, 10 new made IN
various sizes atths STAR FOUNDRY, Ne a.
Market Street Wheeling. w. Va, BY
aagl3m THOSG. CVLbkkIsoa.
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and som. n know tn. dis
gzAtiRg sal EIEhich, in case q
tHfAppeN Dn9et6h the witness stand,
tbsy lid " to be subjected by a set
| afh&es, who, where the rattle for pro
Ifess(6hs comes of, drew, by mistake,
bogus lawyers tickets, instead of those
which would have entitled them to
subordinate, positions in . worthless
brigade of scavengers. The same may
be said of the Recorders Court, thong
not to the same extent. The evil is one
which calls for remedy, and as the
last named rest entirely With the judges
of our courts, we respectfully ask that
it be applied ON all necessary occasions
Mr.. leonard w. jerome 100
Has given FIVE thousand dollars to
Princeton, New Jersey, College, the in
terest of which is to be annually e1.
pended in the purchase Of a medal, to
be awarded to the graduating senior,
who shall be declared, by vote of his
classmates, to be the first gentleman in
his class. In his letter Of presentation,
Mr.. Jerome remarks: 81 know you are
surprised, dear Doctor, at the novelty
of this request, bat you will be still
more so when tell you that you are
the cause of it. l have not forgotten
the remark you made on certain occa-
sion to my class: Young gentlemen,
with all yonr getting, advise you to
get little manners / am right, then,
to offer a premium to carry out your
views. I think the most pressing ne
ccssity of Young America just now is
the article you recommended. We have
plenty of science, and are pretty well
up, considering our years, In art, but
our manners, l must say, are rather
rough. If the trine l offer shall have
the effect to stimulate tho young
gentlemen under your charge to i'm.
provement in this respect, / shall feel
that have done them and the country
a service. The character Of o gentleman
1 consider within the capacity Of all
at least it requires no extraordinary in
tellect. A due regard for the feelings OF
others is, in my Judgment, Its founds-
ton" ...'
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State Of West Virginia,

State Of West Virginia,
C1eait Court Of Ohio County, December
Rules, l566.
William Bennett, George ". Yokum, Ben.
jar,in ]. Phares, benjamin Phares and Adam
Crawford, Complainants, %. Joseph " Nc
WhOrtsr, Auditor Of the State Of West Virginia
Jesse y. Pharea. SQUIRE b. Danieis and William
Z. CheDowith- Defendants IN Chancery In the
Circuit Court Of Ohio County.
THE OBJECT or THIS SUIT rs TO I'm.
i join the said Auditor and al odieerN agents
and attorneys Of .aid State, from prosecuting the
motions n0z pending II Law In the sald Cours
against the said c0snpl2inanis ~ sureties Of the
defendant Jesse y. Phares, on his oflciAi bond
as Sheriff u Randolph County, and from pro.
eeeding IN any way 70 collect from the szid CON.
plainants all or any part Of The taxes lfoenses
interest, damages and costs claimed in said mo-
tons. and further 10 OBTAIN decree declaring
the said complainants forever Discharged frou
AL Liability fOr AL or any part Of the said fares
licenses. interest damages and cssts = . =
And IL appearing from an afi.davif hlei tn the
cause that the defendaDts, Jesss n. Pbares and
William Z. Chenovith, are not residents Of this
State on the motion Of The cofnpiafnants 10 II
ordered that they do appear here within one
month after the due publication aud posfing Al
this order and answer the bill Of complaint In
this cause and do what 10 necessary 20 protect
their interests. s.rE. .ff-f q. =.
A copy. Tests: JACOB BURKLE,
dec7dlsvfw Clerk
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NEWADTFRT1sEMENTs
.MoefCEp

N0rIcE IS HERE8Y GRES THAT AN
Of west FifginiS for IS passage Of an act to
chrngs tn modsof taxation 20 Tar A. u applies
tofhe pfcpeftyDfIt The baltimore and OHIO rail.
|foad company in said State:
80 R T. DEVRIES, Agent.
Wheeling, Jan. Q, ls67.s4d3w
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Grape Farm for Sale.

T OFFER FOR SALE, MY TRACT OF
J. land, containing 80 ACES, situated on Bogss
Rnn. three miles south of the city OF Wheeling
Il has on Il about SIX AcRRseF GRApEsnos
In full bearing, number ofapple peach, plum ant
other fruit trees, and othsI small fruits in vari
ety-s dwelling house with six rooms Fol
particulars, apply to the subscriber on the
= tDer Arbeiter Freund copyl
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valuable Real Estate for Sale

On Wednesday afternoon at O'clock. Ticket
25 cents. Children Is cents. jan24-et
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PIANOS.
Pr \ NOS!
OF Baltimore, Nd.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Corner Of
and Fayetie Streets, and No. Is II .,Ja'
10, North Eutaw Street All
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1867-10-16

''I wish I could prevail on neighbor
Binder to keep the Sabbath" said
good Mr.. johnson. "I'll tell you
how to do it," exclaimed young
Smith; get somebody to lend it to
him, and I'll be bound he'll keep it.
He never was yet known to return
anything that he borrowed"
A man recently broke off mar
riage because the lady did not possess
good conversational powers. A wick
ed editor, in commenting on the fact,
says: ''He should have married her,
and then refused her new bonnet,
to have developed her powers of
talk"
An exchange inquiries. "Would
Powers ever thought of chiseling his
statue of the Greek slave with CHG
non?" Of course not; he chiseled
her out of it.
A charity scholar, under examina-
tion, in Psalms, on being asked,
'What is the pestilence that walketh
in darkness?" answered: "Bed bugs"