St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1867-08-16
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Posi- Offs, CONFEDERATE y ROADS, (whichl
is in the Stat Nv Kentucky July sS, I>6.. !
The speculaslen in wool. into witch
the dimocricy Nv the south cmbarkt sum
months ago, hez. 1regret to say. resulted
disastrously. The nigger amt fitted for
co-operashun with the dimocracy. In
Std wv hangin onto us like the ivy onto
the oak, he diskivered that, in the south
at least, he wuz really the oak and we
the ivy; instid NV lookin up to us, he
contracted disagrecabc habit uv look
ing down onto Us. There WIZ other
reasons why he coodcnt be made avail
able for our uses, and therefore. it WIZ
decided to 90 back onto the Atrikin. and
to agin attempt hiz redukshun Ia ez near
his normal speer es the abnormal condi-
shun NV the times wood admit. The
directors Nv the college met and changed
the name NV the Institoo>hn back TO the
''SOuthern Military and Clasikle Insti-
toot," and the Corners wuz itself aain.
Deekin Pogram lookt ez tho ten wears
had ben lifted off him. GLOW pleasant
It's" sed he .'ty walk erect agin in front
Nv nigger, and TO pass EN- ez tho they
WIZ niggers, Oh. ef | Good ONLY wal
lop one wunSt more. mcthink> | Good die
happy"
We had meetin last mite. Ia consider
this nl@@er question. wich wood hev re-
suited in grate GOOD and he'd powerful
intiOence toward >trcnethenin the hands
Of our brcthrin in the north who are
ti@htin the hereSy Nv nigecr suffrage. he'd
it not ben for that irriiashen. Pollock.
and that pest. Joe Bigler he'd made
my regIer speech on the nigger. anl with
much effect. he'd quoted from some
body'> quota,hcn from A@a>>iz which
demonstrated the radiclc difference there
is atween the Afrikin and the proud
Caucasian arguin from the lrn.th Nv
his heel and arm: the thickness uv his
skull and 20 forth. that the nigger wuz
totally unfit to exercise the rites uv free
men. wuz applauded vocifcrou>lv.
and by none more than Pollocl and Joe
Bigler. Ez / took my seat and WIZ :.
wipin the perSpira>hcn from my cla>ikle
brow. feeling that hal settled that
question. Pollock riz and desired To
say u few words and make Il suggestion.
>eI he:
=! hey listened with interest IL the
eIokent speaker. ani am lIanry 10 sax |
hcv learned fax wich * new - me. +.
hey ever doubted the inlerioIi;y w the
niG@cr them doubts i removed. pcr,iIin
aliuz, that the statements NV the >I-cker
i iroo, Nv wicll hev 10 dou,.. cz the
caracter NV the spcckcr i, = sutIishct
guarantee Tor the trooth uv w.chcycr b.
SAYS"
| bowed >tatcly-like. with the air NV
one TO whom such compliments wuz 4
every day affair. wich they amt bv no
means. on the contrary quite the re
verse.
i'bt L " siild IL 'NllNll>llIttAl 10 llly
Sati>tacSlIen of the ohtoo>c-I want rite
here Il measurement Nv the average A,ri-
kin and the AVERAGE white man. that all
the world NAV know the difference.
move that it be did"
accedel. .'Ict it he done" said |.
THAT the vexel question may bc settled
forever"
Several nig"erS We're a>kt 10 submit
10 the measurment, but all refused
Finally Joe Bi@lcr sel he saw NAPOLEON
Johnson. 4 nigger witch wunst belonged
TO Deekin Po-ram. in the audience
Napoleon" sed he, Twill WOO con,
tribbit yoor>clf to the gratc science uy
ethnology? Amt yoo willin 10 let u.
voose 700 awhile To demonstrate III,
crate and CROWN trooth. that vcol
grandfather WIZ 4 monkey, Step NJ
Napoleon
Napoleon, nothin basht. slept up. and
, Pollock, Bascom, Biglcr and measured
him with the tollowin result