The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1867-09-26

make the Apartments l desire. kin git
EN- confirmed BY the SENT, ez well ez an
Eekal number nv your own appointments.
In matters NV this kind Their must be
compromises.
Ia my surprise L uttered q prolonged
whistle. ''Them appointments wuz made
sed His Eggslency, with sardoncle smile.
s.Them appointments wuz made. Read
another-there S varied and well selected
assortment NV en- The SENT is my fish
pond. | drop my hook therein, baited
with an Assessorship, and bless me, how
they bite at it ! Go on. -
SENT CHAMBER March Z, 81.
To the President II am, ez you are
aware, known ez radical. but between
generous foes there can be none NV that
terrible spirit NV blind hate which char
acterlzes some ov my associates, who shell
be here nameless., will say, however,
that if the Senators from Massachusetts,
and some others, | Good mention, wood
resine or die, they wood confer favor on
the country. 1 oppose you becos | differ
with you, ez does my state, but that op
poslshun hez never lessened my very
high admlrashun NV your patriotism your
even temper, or the many good qualities
Nv your he'd and hart, wich shine out so
conspikuous | hale you ez worthy sue
cessor Nv the first A. j. | did not in
tend to mix up persnel matters in this
friendly tribute, but will do violence to
my feelings by observin that the posishin
Nv collector ats admirably adapted
to a cousin of mine. whose talence es a
lawyer has never bin appreciated by thos
who know him best. He agrees with me
that impeachment is not t. be thot of and
that sessions Nv Congre IS, other than
regler ones, is uselis. Shood you be
pleased to make the appointment, [ shell
be proud to return the favor in any way
possible. Elf it woodent be askin too
much, a son ev mine wood be glad to
serve his country ez Inspector Nv Reve-
nue.. Inheritin from me devoshun to our
common country, he burns to devote him
self TO her sevlce. With sentiments Nv
profound respect, | am your ever,
"Them appointments wuz made also,
-,sed the great man, and three or four
more throwd in when he found how caeep
he Good get en- He yisitid me after |
he'd given him all he asked for, and we
he'd friendly interchange of views. He
persisted in differin with me, but ez We
partid askt him if Their wuzn't jist one
more appointment he wantid? jist one
more ? THROWN himself on my neck, he
exclaimed Not one not one My
brothers, my brothers-in-law, my neph
ews, and the doubtful members Nv the
Legislacher wich finally concloodid TO vote
for me, are all provided forl Bless the
Lord for the appint.n power! The blznls
Nv tradin birth-rites for messes ov pottage
begun with Esaw, but, thank Heven, it
didn t end with him.
1t WIS unnecessary for me to read
more. [ he'd seen enuff TO satisfy me
that the integrity NV one-thlrd of the
SENT wuz rather honey combed, and like
a rusty muskit, not strong enuff at the
breech to bear severe trial without dan
ger Of Dustin. | saw precisely wat wuz
the rock on wich we stood, and wat CT
tadel it wuz. Kin these men, with these
letters in the hands NV our respected
cheef, and Their relatives all DRAWN ra-
shens, turn and rend the hand which
feeds EN-? Good | do it and amt they
even ez lam?
And so the proclamashen wuz isshood,
and [ went home feelin good. We shell
yet whallop niggers in Kentucky-we
shell yet redoose EN- to Their normal speer
our afflicted brethren in Tennessee will
yet vote, and them not amnestied will be
speshly pardoned ez ther sooperior mer-
its deserve, and with all ther will be no
impeachment. For wher the carkis is
Their will be buzzards also, and we hev
the control Nv the carkis Some NV the
buzzards are so gorged with carkis that
Their eyes is shut-cnuff NV EN- to inshoor
our pesishen till the end of our term 1t
is well with u.s.
PETROLEUM Y. Massey, p NJ.
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