New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1867-11-15
D." American Hog Tanner, designed as preventive


For tits their nature to-"
GAYS the benevolent Dr. Watts who beloved IN
according TO genius ITS full preTogatives. Hogs, TOO
we had thought, should DO permitted to follow Gu,
the Unborn impulses of their aspiring souls footIs
we considered as native and to the manner born 80
confirmed has the public become IN this idea ~ !"
have reduced it to a proverb, and
"ROot, Hog or DIE" A.
il sung 10 exquisitely adapted music. bot ulo
world is once wrong. The porclne 1iateI, nL
have rights which ran is bound to respect; o1as
unsentmental fact of aboring by the sweat Oh ono
brows is doomed TO become fiction, and fntuIe sohof
rations will have no harder task than .n I'M bg 1
mnding other peoples business, surIounueu "
ali the modern conveniences for the saine-a
prominent convenience being the ref ;D,norts
rocking-chair," by which the most . lnlpols
ant changes may DO made IN tn %. sDertion
and characters of individuals wlthout the e1e 'o
of turning round. Already Europe gazes VIII ~ ~
loving eye upon tins strictly American tDn
What the result will be of sending reTorp
chair TO Paris we are at loss to imagine. vi Nnas
necessity too, to enter into calculations Wneh =
Calculating Machine" operates with ten ngutTS az
a timef Even the perpetual bother OF takhg On anu
uniting on gloves may be obyisted in measure ny
The ad0ption of mitten in which the fingers may no
uncovered without removing the mitten Holh .iio
hand la the language OF the future, 10 give lno
mitten" will signify allowing one TO have niger 10
whatever pie is under process OF dissection, Inns
invention ia greatly transcribed by the ladies'
Rotary Fan" JOINT IN the handle producing r9say
motion that fans two or more simultaneously iIno
being money, particularly in society where u Il, Is
killed from over use. no greater benefacton coulu
have been evolved ont of the inner consoioushess'
Anything that assists in giving facility 10 inc nopio
art of coouetry is as Jefferson Davis would cay.
blessing in disguise" With the ordinary ran 10 -
difficult to carry on more than one irritation at q
Zion Of the rotary motion. To kin two birds
with one stone hut partially expresses the havoc that
NAV he accomplished by an adept. As 10 1GTlhsis,
they may prepare for grand revival OF the OaIuen
of Eden with its original dolce non far niente. what
with self-unloadng horse hay and grain Iakes, anu
steam diggers and CultvatCrs that are expected To
cause an entire revolution in agriculture, Othelos
occupation viii be gone, and bone and sincw VIII
resort to Dio Lewis for perpetuity -
Heretofore travelling has been barbaric: the 1920
dicticonv reduces il to science. This uanc monitor
is applied to the inside OF railroad and street cars TO
indicate the approaching station or street. the name
appearing IN letters sufficiently large 70 be read nom
any part of the car In addition, bell Is struck be-
fore arriving at each station and rising and falling
index on a graduated scale exhibits the progress
made by the cars while the scale hears the name OF
all the stations together with the distance separating
one from the other Besides. an attachment shows
how many miles per hour the are moving az any
given moment. Here are statistics aud geography IN
traveller and pleasurable distraction 10 the human
mind, that may turn from the panorama OF ca6bages
and Stone fences without 70 the more novel pano-
rama OF the nqe1 TithiT 9s ob an each
passenger has his e berth secured are dos
tined t. exert grand, moral influence upon travel
ing and dishonesty itself must become extinct wren
tho "ChailenGe Lock" which can neither bo picked
nor exploded and the "Tell-talo Cock, which reg
listers the regularity Of watchmens services are uni
Yersally adopted 80, .
ment upon sin breasted fTock coat" PaIlsian
tai0rs being infinitely inferior 10 our own or shoula
not this extOrt exclamation, surely specimens 81
crinoinc" will 1t is always p!eaSurable and useful
employment 10 carry Goals Ia Newcastle particularly
when there is TO more demand for the 1nel than
there was for Lord Timothy DcXters warmingpans
in tbe nlf Of Meyico: still "a historical reminis-
cenCss Criu0iine must always remain interesting
In costumes matter upon which the Palisan en-
missonors have lad great stress. We are not hkfly
to bear of tho palm. 81 donbt' wIltts our able
Commissioner. .ir. Beckwth, II you viii be able
TO mako q collection of native costumes that VIII To
very Interesting or instructive, whether IN histcr-
ical or an chronological sense Not collection, GER
iainly but Mr. Beckwith overlooked our model dress
for women, being the reform dress or American
costume which obtained the premium OF slOO NJ the
tenth annual meeting Of the Worlds Health Assocll-
ton az ST. Anthony Mimi. juno IL, lSjo." In
France, where beauty and grace are moro IMAM
name, the American costume WI receive most
friendly criticism, aud the reform movement "weli
the number OF rs followers IN consequence THERE'S
nothing that Frenc.woInan takes 70 90 naturally as
angularty. - ~.
the meaning OF model desks and slates-slaies that
never break that never become glossy and that are
cheaper and lighter than any states, ever before
dreamed 0f; desks with chair attachment which
takes VI no room On the ilOOr not occupied by tho
desk tself, an invention completely disproying the
once undoubted axiom that tao things conld not oc-
cupy the same space az The same time. The entire
overthrow 81 Euclid by the universal lankee Ma
ton il merely question Of time, and Archimedes
himself would be pTOud 20 father the "Archmedean
VentilatorT Wheu il il applied 10 chimneys smoke
must ascend VIXEN employed ~ airing rooms Neiti-
latlon becomes inevitable. As French hfe-psces arc
peculiarly successful IN senlng III heet Up tle chlni
ney and al the smoke down, and As the Italians have
a Aipestitous dread Of hleeping window open,
Europe offers fine eld Of operation for the Arcai-
opumists though we be. grave doubts possess MS Mt
thought Of the consequences that may occur upon the
introduction 10 Europe OF at least one prominent
American institution: We refer 10 our oountrys
hope and pride. that Bar at which majority Of her
citizens and all of her Legislators brought up and
which is productive of the greater part Of the elo
queuce that distinguishes America above all CIVILIZED
nations Not one but several are the applications for
the carrying out of most active Democratic pnn-
cipes. There is q model portable bar with patent
liquor stopple, alright, proof against lnsec!s ana
everything but Drunkenness and there Is the "Aneri-
can Bar" in which great expectations may DO in
vested as it is claimed that this will be thorough
and true of showing the different liquors. bey
erages and drinking customs of the American people
Even now, in minds eye we see Paris intoxicated
with American drinking customs" and hear the
FaubOuTg 81. German discussing the comparative
merits of cobbeTs slings, sInashes and Juleps Even
now we descTy Alexander Dumas, pere, fIantcally
rushing bout with the THE BaT-TOOm Companion"
in one hand and a straw in the other AS "straws
show which way the wind blows" we fear for the
future. We see him attempting to swallow success
svely tom and jerry Split Ticket stone
Wall" Pig aud WHISTLE and Race Horse" and
later we discover him writing the Romance of n
Sherry Cobbler Onenbach, equally inspired, will
introduce IN his next opera Bouffe an American bar
where Apollo after miscellaneous bibulations VIII
favor the audience with the brindis of the Cock
Tall fauns and satyrs will 40 through all the drink
ing customs of the American people" 10 the chorus
of Tip and Ty." Nor should we be at all surprised
if Bacchus disguised as an humble individual" and
with glass of moral suasion" in his hand, attempt
ed 10 Swing round tho circle" 10 the appropriate
tune of Dixie" which Ohenbach would know so
well how to introduce Oh that France should put
an enemy into her Exposition 10 steal away her
brains
from excess of pleasure. America makes amends for
her Bar by exhibiting specimens of Burial Caskets.
by a Treatise on Cholera" In con-
Government has thoughtfully laid out Cemetery for