Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1867-04-17

waited over the newIy-cleaned streets
there were loud calls from the multitud
for a response by the Jovial Joggles.-
One small voice said beer" but to hi
(JogglesD city and national credit n
one sai9 "spoons." In a few second
that modest ana a:iid eyed personag
appeared on the balcony and spoke a
follows
SPEECH OF Mr.. JOGGLEs.
Ladies and GenHcmcn Your beauti
full music has delighted me soul, and
tender you my sincere thapks for thi
. d serprd cOnpltnem to native talent.
regret that I have no more than thanks
to offer you, me friends, but the fact is
I am the temrerance-commit editor o
the UNIoN-OId Vet, the beer editor, ]
am sorry to say, is absent on a charita.
1 bic visit to the widows aud Orphans
Hope you will call again when heis ''at
home" Till then an afectionate adoox
With these lovely and afcctionate
remarks, Joggles retired, and the band
marvellcd off, having neither moisture
in their eyes nor froth in their nous
taches. Tho' not moved 10 tears, they
moved off about a quarter Of mile be-
fore they stopped. Sich is life.
About the time the band ceased play
ing "Neet me in the lane, love" the
gelorious individual known as Old Yet,
appeared at the back window of the
UNION office, with a thumb inserted in
the right arm-hole Of his vest, and his
left eye winEing at an aRgls Of IS dc
grces. He bad either mistaken the
echoes Of thc music fer the music itself
or had made a m;scalcuIation Of the COM
pass, and got to the wrong end Of the
house. Mistakes rciy happen in the
best regulated families.
x * =
lie could not speak for several mo-
ments he was too fqlI Of beer and emo
ton for ut5cFance. He seemed over
come by the beer, ard his voice was
ohoked HP by a quid of tobacco which
he had swallowed in the excitement Of.
the moment. AtIast the "orator Of the
day found words in which to express
his feelings on this magnificent manifesr
tation of esteem. He said:
sPLURGE OF THE OLD VET. ;
FcH,ag Citizens: 1t is with /
feelings of profound gratitude that Ire
spond to this unparalleled endorsement
of my policy. Al so period during my
could this sereaadc have
been HlGye acceptable. The Grand Ar
my of the Republic needs your sympa-
thy and encouragement, for the patriots
At home" are bound to keep all the of
fees and keep us wandering near the
lines" Of tribplation.
Conpecticnt has spoken; Ohio ,siH
speak in apxt October on the word WHITE,
md then therelI lie two spokes certain
n the Democratic wheel. But what has
hat to do with the election Of Marshal
II Urbqna?
AItho' I was once a candidate for Re
order, I do not feel myself above You. I
prung from the common people; one Of.
ny ancestors was a tailor, and J baye ny
lothes made by Mack & Bros, vbo sell
heap and give perfect fits. Music hath
harms to soothe the savage breast and I {
an assure you, my hearty cndorscFs. that
am at this writing, the soothiest af 9en,
Fellow plebians: Let US proceed at I
nee, to swing around the circle; in 9TH
I words, 70 throw ourselves outside the
Iemcnt contained in this ere keg, and /
to the world our devotion to /
he Constellation and the UNIoN=olIce. I
,et him that is not t. b. Jones but him !
hat is .joyrs tnJ1 ad- Vance with an Arn- !
'rpg aad draw the first b-eor! 4 tub, !
Irhcrn,aa Ctobacco-man) We have got, !
ut you can I'll your .FcIeH, h~rR apd :
!, twice if you please, sopi,sr and junior, j
itR this fluid, and feel as happy as a