Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1867-10-04
scared Joe Bigler, which sposed w1lz a

| scared. Joe Bigler, which l sposed wllz a
hundred miles away in Kentucky, wuz up
| in the aujence.
"Agreein" sed he, "with wat the speaker
is sayin, beg to ask question fer enliten-
ment. I am Kentuckian." .s
| 4" .Ror for Kentuckyr'
| Bowin, Bigler preceded There waz a
lurkin devil in his eye witch afflicted me.
"Ef understand the speker, he holds
that the niger eff permitted to vote be-
CONS so much our soshel ekal that we
must take him to our buzzums-that we
must marry the females, and our gushen
daughters forthwith tie themselves to the
males Nv that ACCUSED race. tits 500"
at is p retorted /.
my blood biles when think Nv it. Eff
reccollect arite, the laws Nv Ohio per-
mits all niggers to vote who are only half
black Ez there are good many mulattos
in this region, the produx Nv the loose
ekality Nv the races over the river, there
must have bin, ever sence that law passed,
much Nv that kind Nv margin here. May
be permitted to ask this oppressed peo-
pie who have suffered so from this unna
tural state of affairs, how they like 1t :?
Is yoor wife Niger, sir ?" sed he, address
in the Secretary, "and eff so, don't 700
feel the humiliatin poseshen yoor In, CON-
PEELED, ez you wuz, by the force Nv Dino
kratic circumstances, to marry her, to take
her to yoor buzzum, the mint her father
got vote? It's enuff to drive man into
Ablishnism to escape 1t. My brethren"
sed this Bigler, "I'd advise 700 all to alb
ioor Dimorisy. Up North, the mint the
niger gifts vote 700 are forced to legal
ssegenashum-down South, the affinity
Dimocrisy hez for niggers, hez bleached
out the rac9 to the color Nv molasses.
There's no hope for 700 save in Ablishnism,
witch hez the happy fakalty Nv dom justis
to EN- without marryin EN- = And he
stalkt out.
1t didn't make no difference. They didn't
know what he wuz talkin about. ~ The
word "messegenashen struck EN- with
amazement, from witch they didn't recover
till we left In speakin to SIGH aujences,
men must be keerful Nv the words they
yoose. .isa.
fnisht my speech The meetin then
resolved they wuz better than niggers
that they never wood consent to be- taxed
for the benefit Nv purse proud aristocrats
that the bonds shood be taken up with
greenbax; that there shood be a return to
specie payment to wunst; and that they
were willin to give millions, eff need be, to
| resist usurpashen, but not one cent in taxes
| in unconstitooshnel manner.
This resolooshn wuz passed, when a col
lekshn wuz taken up to pay for the can
dies. But alasl There wuz' mt nary cent
In the house, and he'd to pay for EN- my
self. Another little insident didn't please
me. The State Central Committee he'd
furnisht me, ez itdoes allits speakers, with
twenty dollar gold piece, and a fifty dollar
bond, witch l wuz to exhibit, to show the
| difference atween Ablishn and Democratic
money. showed en- at the people, and ii
| excited EN- TO madnis. I laid EN- on the
| table afore me- When the meetin wuz adj
iourned, they wuz gone! Who took EN-
I know not, but this do know, that the
| Cheerman Nv the meetin he'd, next mornin
a new pare of shoes and hat, and wuz g
talkin doubtfully Nv the propriety Nv taxin
bonds. I go from here to Pennsylvania
to fill some appointments in that State.
PETROLEUM V. Massey, P. M.
| (Which Is Postmaster.