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The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1867-07-11

"BRICK" POMEROY ON LUCY
The Big Female "Injun" of WO-
mans Rights.

The Big Female "Injun" of WO-
mans Rights.
LUCY STONE is the grand high
priestess and "Hear-m me Norma" of
strong-minded womanhood. She
flies higher, roosts at more lofty
elevation, and cackles more shrilly
and unmusically than any of the
growing hens who for the last ten
or fifteen years have kept up an
industrious squawking about wo-
mans rights. We remember Lucy
in the days of Tripler Hall, nearly
fifteen years ago-when she was
"MiSs Lucy" before she had "pop..
ped the question" to the hen-pecked
and faint-hearted specimen of man
hood whom she had captured, and
when her virgin charms were in
their most magnificent condition
and her personal attractions at
their zenith. She was then decid-
edly scraggy, scrawny, skinny; pale
of face and sharp Of features; her
hair tucked gracelessly behind her
ears; her matchless form draped in
a scant pattern of a black, loosely
fitting skirt, with her betrowsered
legs dangling in a knock-kneed,
awkward, ungainly way over a pair
of No. 7 CATERS. Lucy has grown
older since that time, and so has
poor Blackwell cher husband in
cumbrance), who could, perhaps,
"a tale unfold" whose lightest men
ton would "harrow up the blood"
make each "particular hair" Of
sympathizing humanity "stand on
end" and set all the world agog
with pity for Lucy's matrimonial
partner. We never think of the
time when we heard Lucy get up
and howl for woman's wrongs and
woman's rights, but we heave q
sigh for her wretched and horn
swoggled victim, and wonder what
that miserable mans life must re
semble. Lucy, we say, has grown
older, but she is just as crotchety
as ever-just as deeply impressed
with the necessity for women tc
assert their power, individuality.
and right to the ballot, and to a
rivalry and contest with men in
the field, the counting house and
the shop. Like a goblin in petit
coats (short ones) she wanders uE
and down in the land striving tc
incite her down-trodden sex to "get
up and git" raise thunder, and
break things, make Rome how, land
strike terror to the hearts of the
tyrannical ''lords of creation"
Kansas-"bleeding Kansas"-ha'
been the latest scene of her labor;
there she has wrestled with the
intelligent African, the depressing
white man, and sought to arouse
feminine Kansas to the considera
ton of more serious topics thar
the government of home, the sweet
and holy associations of the domes
tic circle-the guarding love ant
care thrown around and about thu
| women of our country by those
who should be their natural protec
tors. In arecent speech, harangu'
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1867-07-11

NEWTON invited friend to din
ner and forgot it. The friend arriv-
ed and found the philosopher in a
fit of abstraction. Dinner was
brought up for one. The friend
without disturbing Newton, sat
down and dispatched it. Newton
recovered from his reverie, looked
at the empty dishes,and said, "Well,
really, if it wasn't for the proof be-
fore my eyes, l could have sworn
that l had not yet dined."
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"MADAM," said a husband to his
young wife, in alteration, which
will spring up in the beStregulate.d
families, "wher man and his wife
have quarreled, and each considers
the other at fault, which Of the two
ought to advance toward a recon-
cilliation?" 'eThe best natured and
wisest of the two," said the wife,
putting up her mouth for a kiss,
which was given with an JUNCTION.
She was the conqueror. Ao137 8
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An Ice Cream

We have seen recipes for making
a nice custard without eggs, and
apple pie out ofsome kind oftartar;
but here is a recipe for strawber-
ries and cream, to be had any time
of the year: Pick out the prettlest
girl you can see, stir her gently in
the corner, and ask her to give you
a kiss. You will then have nice
cream.-UrbanG Union. -r--
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forcing growth of hair upon the fate, it has
no equal. 1t will force the beard to grow upon
the smoothest face in Fl ON five TO ePht weeks,
or hair upon bald heads in from two to three
months. A few ignorant practitioners have
asserted that there is nothing that will force or
hasten the growth of the hair OF beard. Their
ass ertions are FALSE as thousands Of living wit
ness from their own experience) can bear wit
ness. But many will say, how are we to dis.
tinguish the genuine from the spuriousi 1t
certainly is difficult, as nine t1nths OF the diff,
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already thrown away large amounts in their
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tire satisfaction ia not given. Address,
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mar2ly
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1867-07-11

SHERIDAN.-"You want to know
what Phil Sheridan is like| said
President Lincoln once to Uncle
Gideon Wells, who was asking In
his usually dreamy way what man
ner of man was the young Western
officer whose name was just begin
ming to attract attention. He is a
brown little fellow, with a long
body, short legs, not enough neck
to hang him, and such long arms
that he can scratch his ankles
without STOPPING" No better des-
cription could be giyenoin such
brieflanguage. 5000 .a'1s.u
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An Inch, an Inch and a Half or
Two Inches.

81 say Mister, did you see dog
come by here that looked as though
he were a year, or year and a half,
or two years old?" said a yankee to
a countryman at the roadside.
eyes," said the countryman'
thinking himself quizzed. "He
passed about an hour, or an hour
and a half, or two hour ago, and is
now a mile, or mile and a half, OF
two miles ahead; and he had a tail
an inch, or an inch and a halt OF
two inches long.
"That1l do," said the yankee;
you're into me an inch, or an inch
and a half, or two inches.
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A scBooLMAsTER tells the follow

A scHooLMAsTER tells the follow
ing good one: / was teaching in a
quiet country village. The second
morning of my session l had time
to view my surroundings, and
among the scanty furniture espied
a three legged stool. "Is this the
dunceblock?" l asked a little girl
of five. The dark eyes sparkled,
the curls nodded assent, and the
lips rippled out, 81 guess so-the
teacher always sits on it,"
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goetra
MY FLOWERS.
BY ALICE CARY.

Down by the mill, down by the mill,
Through all the summer hours
There they grew and grew anG grew,
Red and White and purple and blue,
MY beautiful, beautiful flowers!
Down by the water, bright and still,
Set like sentinels round the mill,
My beautiful, beautiful flowers!
There they grew and there they stood
Together, two and two,
And some had hearts like drop of blood
And some like drop of dew;
Down by the mill, down by the mill,
Through all the summer hours,
There they swung and there they swayed
Like spots of sunshine over the shade;
And over the waters, cold and still,
My beautiful, beautiful fowers!
And some had slippers of yellow gold,
And some had caps of snow,
And some their heads held high and bold,
And some their heads held low;
And so they stood up side by side,
Meek and mournful and modest-eyed,
Through all the summer hours;
Down by the meadow, gray and green,
Like bridesmaids standing round thei
queen,
My beautiful, beautiful flowers!
o, to see them bloom and blush,
Was the sweetest show of shows
The daisy under the lilac bush,
And the violet by the rose!
Down by the mill, down by the mill,
Through all the summer hours
Some so high aud some so low,
But all as fair as fair can grow,
Down by the water, bright and still,
My beautiful, beautiful flowers!
0, the little maid of the mill,
That dazzles and deceives,
With head as bright as the dafOdil,
And hand like the lily-leaYes,
She it is that makes them grow
Through all the summer hours;
They with cloaks of speckled dyes,
And they with hoods about their eyes,
Meek and modest and high and low,
She can tell, if tell she will
Why they dazzle down by the mill,
My beautiful, beautiful flowers!
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1867-07-11

THE dog,killer. of Cleveland has
killed 23O dogs during the last six
teen days. The highest number in
one day was 30, and the lowest six.
Wonder if he uses poisons e -s
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There comcth glud :idings of joy to all,
TO young and to old, to great and to SMALL
The beauty with once was 80 precious and
rare,
Is free for all, and all may be fair.
Nv tho ,yca ~
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ReparatOr Capilli.

Throw away your false frizzes, your switches,
your wig
Destructive of comfcit, and not worth tg:
Come aged come youthful, come ugly and fair,
And rejoice in your own luxuriant hair.
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A BIG THING.-A few trips since,
as the Fleetwood was about to leave
her mooring at Cincinnati the bell
was rang for supper, and one OF
them free American citizens Of
African descent, placed himself at
the table, prepared to demolish the
"good things" spread before the
traveller on the magnificent steam
er; being politely requested to wait
for the second table, he informed
them that he was a free citizen and,
entitled TO the rights and privileges
OF a white passenger! The Captain
apprehending some trouble, con-
suited a lawyer and found that he
was compelled to carry Mr.. Darkie
as a passenger, and liable to a fine
of $4,000 and two years imprison-
ment ifhe elected him from the
table. Africa finished his supper
in peace, the table was cleared off
and respread, and the white passen-
gers took their seats at the second
table! Truly, we are progressing
Big SGndg Herald, ..i. -
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ADYERTISING TERMN.
Conscientious.

A revolutionary SOLDIER was run
ming for Congress, and his opponent
was a young man who had "nevef
been to the wars" and it was the
custom of old Revolutionary to tell
the hardships he had endured.
Said he:
"Fellow citizens, | have fought
and bled for my country. l have
helped to whip the British and the
Indians. / have slept on the field
of battle with no other covering
than the canopy of Heaven. Ihave
walked over the frozen ground till
every footstep was marked with
blood. ''.
Just about that time one of the
sovereigns who had become greatly
interested in his tale of suffering,
walked up in front of the speaker,
wiped the tears from his eyes with
the extremity Of his coat tail, and
interrupted him WITH
"Did you say you had fout the
British and lnginSW
"Yes sir"
"Did you say you had slept Oil
the cold ground while serving your
country, without any kivsr9"
81 did,"
"Did you say your feet kivered
the frozen ground you walked over,
with your bloodw
eyes" replied the speaker, ex-
ultingly.
"Well then," said the fearful.
sovereign, giving a sigh Of painful
emotion. 81 guess I'll vote for the
t'other fellow, for you have done
enough for your country" a1H.
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- D. HEcgboWeIi,
ta0Elacr q. Jones,

A TTOgGEY AT LAW, McARTHUR, OHIO
Il will attend promptly to all business sntrus-
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Office over r, B. Davis Store, Main street
AcArthHr, Ohio. ian24
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DIR. d. ID. SMITH,
Surgeon Dentist.

DR.. d. d. Smith, would respectfully in
form the inhabitants of Stroudsburg and
vicinity, that he has permanently located
himself here, where he will be happy to
wait upon all who may stand in need Of
his professional services. DR.. Smith has
recently removed from the city, where he
has had city and country practice Of
over twenty years, which he thinks will
enable him to do the most diffiult work
in his line of business. Teeth inserted
from one to full sett, on all kinds of met
tais used in the profession, and also most
particularly hard rubber Give him
call and see his specimens. Teeth ex-
.tracted without pain.
June Z, 1866.
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station foot of Liberty street, Pier Is North Revr
CONNECTIoNS-WE WESTWARD.
The MAIL TRAIN from New York con-
meets at MANUNKA CHUNK with the
train leaving Philadelphia (Kensington De-
pot) at 7.30 a. M, and at Great Bend with
the Express Mail train on the Erie Railway,
with sleeping car attached, stopping at Ill
the principal stations on the road, and arriv-
ing at Buffa 10 al 6 Is a. m
The PASSENGER TRAIN from Scran.
ton connects at Great Bend with throueh
trains going West and East on the Erie Rail-
way, arriving at Buffalo at 1.2S a. m, and t
Salamanca al 1900 m.
CONNECTIONS-EAST
The MAIL TRAIN from Great Bend con-
meets there with the Cincinnati Express
Train on the Erie Railroad from the West
at Manunka Chunk with train from Phila-
delphia, Eas,on, Trenton, and intermediate
stations arriving in Philadelphia at 630 p.
m, and al New Hampton with train for
Easion, Bethlehem, Allentown, Reading and
Harrisburg, arriving at the latter place at
$50 p. IN.
CONNECTIONS AT SCRANTON are
made with trains to and from all stations on
the Lackawanna and Bloomsbury Railroad,
and on the Delaware and Hudson Canal Co. IS
Railroad, Time Tables of which roads are
printed below.
WATTS COOKE, Superintendent.
X. A. HENRI Y, General Ticket Agent.
January 4, IS66.-Iy.
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j. LANTZ, DENTIST

So Has permanently located him.
0Yf1Y'yy%A self in Stroudsburg, and moved
his office next door TO DIR. S.
Walton, where he is fully prepared to treat
lhe natural teeth, and also to insert incorrup-
tlble artificial teeth on pivot and plate, in tue
latest and most improved manner. Most
persons know the danger and folly of trust
ing their work to the ignorant as well as
the travelling dentist. 1t matters not how
nuch experience person may have, he Is
liable TO have soiae failures out of a number
OF cases, and if the dentist lives at a distance
1t is frequently put off until it is too late to
save the tooth or teeth as it NAV be, other
wise the inconvenience and trouble of going
so far. Hence the necessity of obtaining the
services of a dentist near home. All work
warranted.
Stroudsburg, March 81, 1862.
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LIVERY BUSINESS.
VIM, T:untsman. Proprietor,

R Having purchased the stock .,-fS
ESSa lately owned by kautz andHn.
.Al-1l@ Huntsman, take this opportunity 10
notify my friends and the public generally,
that have added considerable new stock 10
the same, and will continue the business at
the old stand, on Franklin street. where /
am prepared to hire horses and carriages at
the lowest cash rates. My horses are safe,
fast and gentle, and their vehicles consist OF
all kinds, to suit the :3ste of the faslidious.
Attentive ostlers always on hand, and drivers
furnished when desired. Call and see for
yourselves. Strangers taken to any part OF
the country at short notice. They will ccn-
tinue to run the new omnibus between this
borough and the Railroad Depot Persons
Intending TO go on the railroad will be called
tor at any part of the borough, BY leaving
their names at the Office near the stable
The omnibus will also be at the depot on the
arrival of trains TO convey passengers into
town.
No pains will be spared to give satisfaction
TO all who may favor them with their patron
age.
WILLIAM nUNTSMAN.
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GENERAL NEWS.
Gen. Mcclellan is coming home.

Gen. Mcclellan is coming home.
There are II ,547 school-hou.es is New
York State, of which 1Sl are built of logs
A German in St. Louis, recently diet
leaving one dollar to each of his children
ard half million to his widow.
Isaac Stover, of Philadelphia, won at
raff1e in old South Bethlehem last week
hog which weighed S65 pounds.
Poultices made of stewed pumpkins are
said to be an excellent romedy for infam
matory rheumatism.
Why is an individual who is knocked
down in an election row like the Globe
Because he is fattened at the polls.
A man in Jackson, Miss, gave his in
tended money to buy her bridal outfit, and
the following morning she married his
brother.
The following is probably the worst CO.
nundrum ever perpetrated Why is a
dogs tail like an old man Because it is
in-frm.
Kentucky Radicals are about to estab-
lish daily paper in Louisville. Abund-
HhN No Pibdi Has UCcD cuUSCGIDcu. n Stlr-
ring race for success at the next election
is to be made.
There will be accommodations on the
Great Eastern for 9, 300 passengers, when
running between New York and Havre.
in connection with the Exhibition next
summer.
1t is stated as a fact, that where oak
forests have existed ever since the first
settlement of the country, if the trees are
cut down, there at once spring up on the
spotpine saplipgs, covering all the ground
Ii, In turn, the pine trees are cut down
oak trees, in turn, succeed them.
Returns published ia the Albany Eoen
ing journal show that In 793 town The
Republicans have gained nine in thi,
Springs elections, as compared with those
of last Spring. Now the Republicans
have 538, and the Democrats 255; then
they had 529 and the Democrats 264.
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Either of the above-mentioned articles will
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The pay and allowances Of the gentle
men who wear stars and shoulder-straps
in our Army on its peace footing are re-
ported to be ass follows: Gen. Grant.
8,l20; Lieut.-Gen. Sherman, sl4,S14;
Major Zen Halleck, S7,717; Major Gen.
Meade, S7,717; Major-Gen. Sheridan,
S7.717; Major Gen. Thomas, S7,717
BRIG. Gen. Mcdowell, s5, ,5l7; !; Brig zen.
Rosecrans, s5.5l7; Celonels, $4,000
Lieutenant Colonels, So, ,994 Majors, $3,-
765; Captains, s3,049; First Lieutsn-
ants, S2,I13; and Second Lieutenant,
S2,653.
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The notorious Isbam g. Harris writes,
from Mexico, where he is living in exile
and doing penance for his active part in
the rebellion, a doleful letter to the Memp
sis A0atanche, in which he depicts that
country as anything but pleasant place
whereia to dwell He has left in search
of new home. He will roam the world
over and found no dwelling place so CON-
Portable as that one he has forfeited by
treason and infdelity to the Government