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The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A TooTHLEss sANIMAL.-Ata a school
in the north of England, during les
son on the animal kingdom, the teacher
put the following question:
''Can any boy name to me an animal
of the order of edentata-that is front
tooth toothless animal?"
A boy, whose face beamed with
pleasure at the prospect of a good mark,
replied:
81 can ~
"Well, what is the animal 2"
''My grandmother !" replied the boy,
with great glee.
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To the Afflicted.

DR. ". h Doherty returns his sincere thanks 10 his
numerous patients for their patronage. and would take
opportunity remind them that he continues consult
at lis Institute fer the N chronic diseases Of the
Lungs, Liver Kidneys. Digestive and Genito- Urinary
Oryans and all private diseases syphilis in al its
forms and stages Seminal Weakness and au the horrid
consequences Of self abuse GonorThus (iiet Structure,
Nocturnal and Diurna Emissions Sexual Debility. Dis
the back and loins inflammation of the Bladder
and Kidneys etc etc and he hopes that his long expe
rence and successful practice VIII continue to insure
him share Of public patronsSe By his practice Of
many years Europe and the United States he is
bled apply the most efficient and successful renee
against diseases Of all kinds. He mercury.
charges moderate. treats his patients in and
honorable way has references Of unoucsonable
ity from men Of known respectaby and high standing
in society All paties consulting him, ty letter 9TH
erwsa viii receive the best and gentest treatment and
Implicit secrecy
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To Females.

When female is in trouble, afflicted with disease
as weakness Of the back and limbs, pain the head
dmness OF sight loss OF muscular power. palitalon of
the heart, lrrabihty. nervousness, extreme urinary Diff
heues, arrangement of the digestive functions general
debility, vagints. of all Diseases Of the Womb hysteria
steriy. and all other diseases peculiar to females she
should go write at to the celebrated female doc
him about her troubles and disease. The Doctor is
etectng more cures than any other Physician in the
State of California. Let false delcacy prevent yo
but apply Immediately and save yourself from painful
suterings and premature death. All Married Ladies'
whose health other circumstances prevent
in their families should write call at DR.. W T. Do
herty's Medical Institute, and they will receive every
possible relief and help. The Doctors offices
ranged that he be consulted without fear obsery
alton
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A TRAVELLER stopped at public
house in Vermont for the purpose of
getting dinner, knocked, but received
no answer. Going in, he found lit
tie white-headed man in the embrace of
his wife, who had his head under her
arm, while with the other she was Civ
ing her little lord pounding. Wish
ing to put an end to the fight, eur trav-
eler knocked on the table and cried out
in a loud voice: ''Halloa, here! who
keeps this house!' The husband, tho
much out of breath, answered: ssStran-
ger, that's what we're trying to de-
cide.r
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Typhoid Fever.

This disease is not only cured by DR. Railways Relief
and Pills. but prevented. If exposed to it, put ose
teaspoonful of Relief in tunber of waterdrink this
before going out in the morning, and several times
during the day. Take of Railways Pills hour
before dinner, and one on going 10 bed.
II seized with Fever take four six of the Pills
ry six hours until copious discharges from the bowels
take place; also drink the Relief diluted with water.
and bathe the entire surface Of the body with Relief
Soon powerful perspiration Will take place and you
viii feel pleasant heat throughout the system Keep
Keep taking Relief repeatedly. every four hours al
SO the Pills 4 viii be 10 follow
The Relief is strengthning. stimulating, soothing.
and quieng il is to break up the Fever and to
neutralize the poison Let this treatment be followed
and thousands VIII be saved. The treatment in
Fever and Ague, Yellow Fever, Ship Fever. Bilious
Fever. Will effect in "A hours. When the patient
feels the Relief irritating heating the skin cure is
positive In al where pain Is felt the Relief
should be used.
Relief ffy cents Pills twenty-five cents. Sold by all
Druggists.
See Dr.. Radway'S Almanac for 1865.
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NOTICE.

n Nherokee Flat Blue Gravel Company,
~ Cherokee Fist near o-ovilie. Butte County. Cali
fornia
Notice is hereby given that at meeting Of the Trris-
tees OF said company. held the twelfth day of No
Nenaber, 1867. assessment five tS5l dollars per
share was levied upon the capital stock of said
pany payable immediately in United States gold coin
the Secretary at the companys Office southeast
OF Jackson and Montgomery streets, tup s,airs San
Francisco.
Any stock upon which said assessnen. shall remain
unpaid on the SIXTEENTH fl6D DAY OF DECEMBER.
1867, shall be deemed delinquent and will be duly sd
versed for sale at public auction. and unless payment
shall be made before. will be sold the third tsdi day
OF January lsSs 10 pay the delinquent
gether with costs of advertising and expenses sale
By order of the Board Of Trustees.
II. PICHOIR, Secretary.
Office, Southeast corner of Jackson and Montgomery
streets, (up stairsl San Francisco, Cal. no4
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LEGAL.
NOTICE.
COUNTY TRKasrsKR's oT1cE,

OoCSTY TRKasrzxn's OFFICE l
OrovilE. Dec ssh- 1857. I
RI VIRTUE OF AN ACT PASSED By
y the legislature, providing for the redemption OF
Gfn Indebtedness outstanding against the county of
Butte prior the passage OF sid a hereby give no
nee thas sealed proposals directed TO me- up TO and in
culne Dec 2th ls6 VII De received fr the surrender
OF county warrants issued prior the frst day May
lS64. No bids sealed proposals for more than
par value VIII be accepted any bids unless acco-
panied by the warrants to be surrendered The bids
being equal the preference shall given smallest
amount Bids and amounts of warrants being equal
taking In consideration tie principal and interest shall
be accepted pro ras AL warrants accepted viii be
returned on demand to their respective owners Amt
Of redemption fund Sc. o1o.
ISgned c L POND
Treasurer Of Butte County
r Bids remaining IN the office, not accepted under
the last call VIII be considered as bids under the
above call Parties obtain the same by calling at
the Treasurer's Office. c POND,
Treasurer Of Butte County
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The Last Word.

Creep into thy narrow bed,
Creep and let no more be said,
Vain thy onset. all stands fast;
Thou thyseh must break at last.
Let the long contention cease
Geese are swans and swans are geese,
Let them have it how they viii.
Thou art tired; best be still.
They out-talked thee, hissed thee, tore thee,
Better men Jared thus before thee;
! Fired their ringing shot and passed,
Holly chArged-and broke at last.
Charge once more. theL, and be dumb
Let the victors, when they come,
When the forts of folly fall,
Find thy body by the wall.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A NEGRO. about dying, was told by
his minister that he must forgive Ger
tain darkey against whom he entertain
cd very bitter feelings. eyes, sah,"
he replied, ''if l dies, fcrgib dat mig
ga; but if gifts well, dat nigga must
take care -
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To CURE A FELoN.-As soon as the
parts begin to swell, wrap the part af-
fected with a cloth thoroughly saturated
with the tincture of lobelia, and the
felon is dead. An old physician says
he has known it to cure in number of
cases and it never fails if applied in
time,
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

OLD roads newly rocked are very
rough; old sinners newly converted are
the most intolerant of all saints.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A SMART lad says that when WI see
young man end woman walking down
the street leaning against each other,
like pair Of badly matched oxen, it is
pretty good sign that they are bent
on consolidation.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

AN old Indian, who had witnessed
the effects of whisky for many years,
said barrel labeled whisky contained
. thousand songs and fifty fights.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A PERSON was boasting that he was
sprung from high family. eyes,"
said by-stander, 81 have seen some
Of the same family so high that their
feet could not touch the ground.'
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

ALL.-Sidney Smith said to an ex-
NJ. P. for Edinburg, that all he want
ed to make him perfect was few bril-
liant flashes of silence.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

''PArR1cK," said a judge, ''what do
you say to the charge-are you guilty
or not guilty." ''Faith, that is diff
cult for your honor to tell, let alone
myself. Wait till hear the ividence."
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A FARMER refused to hire an Irish
man, because two previously hired by
him had died on his hands. "Faith,"
said he, 81 have wrought in many a
place and niver once played sich
trick"
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ONLY.-"Will you lend father your
newspaper, sir? he only wants to read
it." "Yes, my boy, and ask him to
lend me his dinner; l only want to
eat it.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A MAN is badly off if, in hard win
ter, he has chinks in his roof and no
chink in his pocket.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A YOUNG woman being reproved for
Indifference to suitor who had offend
ed her by his slovenly dress, replied /:
"Why should l pine away for him,
when he will not spruce up for me.''
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To Correspondents.

Patients residing in any part Of the State. however
distant. who may desire the opinion and advice Of Dr.
Doherty their respective and who think proper
10 submit written statement of such. in preference
holding personal interview. respectfully assured
that their communications Will be held most sacred
DR.. pohety takes this opportunity of observing all
letters only opened and replied to by himself and
the latter as promptly as possible.
II the be fully and candidlv described personal
communication will be superseded instructions for
diet regimen, and the general treatment of the
self Including the remedies will be forwarded without
delay and IN such manner TO convey idea of the
letter or parcel transmitted.
Consultation by letter otherwise free
Permanent cure slaran teed or pay Address
W. X. DOHERTY, NJ D.,
san Francisco Cal.
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A MOVEMENT has been set on foot
to erect an asylum for useless young
men. The only trouble which the CON-
mittee fear will be insurmountable, is
that of getting the building large
enough.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

san Fra ncfsco Ageney-Mr. Thomas Boyce,
Is the only authorized agent for the RECORD in San
Francisco All orders left at his Office. New Merchants
Exchan6e building, No. 30, California street, viii
be promptly attended to.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A PERT miss was reading the para
bic of the wise and foolish virgins, when
she suddenly paused and began laugh
ing. "Well, what did they forget 2"
asked the teacher encouragingly.-
"They forgot their kerosene" prompt
ly replied Miss Fouryearold.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

Coop manners and good behavior cost
nothing, but are worth millions.
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SPERM4TORRHOEA.

SPERMATORRHOEA.
DR.. Doherty has just published important PAM
phlet embodylng his own views and experiences in
laon to impotence yrility being short treatise
Spermatorrhoea or Seminal Weakness Nervous and
Physical Debility consequent this affection and 9TH
er diseases of the sexual organs.
This little work contains information of the utmost
value to ALL whether married single, and will be
sent free by mail receipt of cents postage
stamps for return postage. address
W X. DOHERTY, NJ. D.,
MO san Francisco, Cal
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We are never so happy or unfortu-
nate as we think ourselves.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21
FRESH SEEDS!

NNTE BEG LEAVE TO OALL ATTEN-
w ton of Dealers, Large Ranchers. Nurserymen,
Garners and Others well selected stock Of seeds
all of which guarantee of choicest quality. Among
assortment at present is
10, 900 punds Alfalfa clover.
3oo0 pounds red clover.
>. 100 pounds White Dutch clover.
40o0 pounds Hungarian grass seed.
1900 pounds milet grass seed.
1000 pounds timothy grass seed.
200 bushels red top grass seed.
200 bushels ky blue grass seed.
100 bushels orchard grass seed.
100 bushels Lawn grass seed
200 pounds White French mulberry
And all kinds Of garden seeds in quantities TO suit
purchasers
Also, hand 10000 assorted Fruit Trees in quant
ties to suit
Remittanees be made through Wells, Fargo Co,
or by mail
Address, j. P. SWEENEY.
400 and Al Davis street. San Francisco.
Send for catalogue. 3m-nl3
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

ONE intellectual effort doubles and
trebles itself; one witty thought pro-
duces another, as the newborn Diana
assisted at the birth of her twin brother
Apollo.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

A MAN in New York city has got so
deep into debt that not one of his cred
itors has been able to see him for the
last six months.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21

SELF REsouRcEs.-Expense of tho't
is the rarest prodigality, and to dare
live alone the rarest courage; since
there are many who would rather meet
their bitterest enemy in the field, than
their own hearts in their closet. He
that has no resources of mind is more
to be pitied than he who is in want of
necessaries for the body; and to be
obliged to beg our daily happiness from
others, bespeaks more lamentable
poverty than that Of him who begs his
daily bread.
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21
LACOUR'S
sARsAPARIPHERE 1lTTERS

SAPARIPHERE BI1TERS
Have so speedily grown in favor that
Il Il their unriyaed sale has attracted remarks and
criticisms OF the trade Jealousy attributes their sue
cess to the neness of their general style and principal
y to the originality and beauty of the bottle which
conceived and manufactured by California artists Mr.
Iacour energetic promoter OF California resources
desired to show that California has need of being tr
buary 10 other countries for talent mechanical in
dustry.
The cause of their success is the great benefit they
have been to the large number who have already used
them.
Mr. Laccur graduate of the Polytechnic Institute
OF France and ADDS to thorough knowledge of chem
istry many years of experience and. after long and
careful experimental study, has been enabled to offer
Laeours' Sarsaparipl ere Bitters.
They the most efficient Blood Purifier because
they combine with the wholesome Sarsapara which op
crates by cutaneous excretons other substances which
gently stimulate tie of the lower glands and
organs. render digestion easy obviae onstiveness and
remove regularly every mpurity of the blood
They are unrivaled remedy for Scrof1la, Dyspep
sta Constipation, Liver Complaint Nervous Affections
Collie Intermittent Fevers and all diseases arising from
impurlty of the Blood or costiveness.
Who Takes Them.
THE OLD MAN takes them as gentle stimulant and
mild reiuvenator.
THE YOUNG MAN takes them to regulate his system,
prevent disease, and stimulate to new life his
overtasked body.
THE YOUNG WOMAN takes them to secure regularity
in her habits to INT her cheeks with the bloom
of health to give sparkle to her eyes and
sweetness to her breath
THE HUSBAND takes them TO promote vitality. give
strength to the body, peace to the mind. and
with his health wealth and comfort to his fam
lily.
THE WIFE takes them to invgorate and strengthen her
system. and as an aid to nature in regulating
her periodical sickness
CHILDREN take them gentle yet effective tonic:
TEMPERANCE folks take them as a mild pure stimu-
liant, containing none of the 1eleterlous, essen
tal and fIlsil oils of forbidden drinks.
THE INEBR1ATE takes them to give to his pois-
oned stomach, and aflay the fearful longings
for strong drinks with stimulant that does not
madden or destroy.
The TRAVELLER takes them to prevent sea-sickness.
and secure his health agains, changes of eli
mate,
EVERYBODY TAKES THEM.
jeff FRO BONO PUBLICO.
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A pREcocIoUs specimen of Young
America got lost at country fair In
New Jersey, and went bawling around,
much to the annoyance of some quiet
people, who inquired the cause of his
grief. He answered with suppressed
sobs: Il want my mammy-that's
what's the matter. | told the darned
thing she'd lose me-"
The weekly Butte record., 1867-12-21
HOTEL 4 RANcHFoR SALE.

- The Ranch Property known As
ss simpsons Old Stand. in Oregon Gulch on the
10 Cherokee road from OroSille is offered for sale
On reasonable terms. The stand Is good one, with
harms and other buildings attached and quarter
ton of wei tinbered land. with Garden, etc
ENQUIRE of Albert Grummed Oregon Gulch. or Of
WILLIAM STEMPLE, a; Vests Ferry.
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IL ford the afflicted sound ard scientific medical aid
the treatment and of al private and chronic dis
eases cases Of secrecy and snd AL sexual disorders
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-I-r|--ls- s-IlI--- |--l-iais--
MEDICAL.
PRIVATE MEDICAL AID!
DIR. w. n. DOBERTY'S
Private Medical 4 Surgical Institute,

Sacramento Street. below Montgomery opposite the
Pacific Mall Steamship Conrany's offise- Pri-
waite Entrance Leiiesiorf street,
San Francisco
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IEAVING JUST REFITTED HIY LARGE
Il and well arranged Livery Stable with Corral at
tached beg leave to inform my friends and the public
that intend to carry the above business in all its
bran,
Carriages double and single buggies. saddle Horses,
etc. always ready.
My Bugges. Harnesses, etc. al new, and of the
latest style
Particular attention will be paid 10 transient travel,
and 10 private boxes for Stock or Fancy Horses
Strict attention given to the purchase sale of all
kinds of stock.
Corras and Sheds arranged for the accommodation Of
all kinds Of losse stock
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MISCELLANEOUS.

WINTER ARRANGEMENT !!
FRESH OYSTERS.
c0LDENcATE RESTAURANT
And Conee Saloon,
Corner Montgomery and Huntoon streets. oroyiIle
HAVING REFITTED MY RESTAU-
II IL rant in the best style. am preprred to
ceive my old friends and as many may fa-
vor me with call.
French and California Wine,
And Tennents Ale and Porter.
shall serve them up at the following rates
Stewed or fried per dozen. 50 cents
cents
also have all kinds of Fresh Fish three times week
Families. Balls, Parties. and Assemblies of every
ture, supplied with Suppers, at moderate prices
Private Saloon. fitted up elegant style expressly
for ladies'
From my long experience in the above business.
hope to be able to satisfy everybody.
LEWIS CARPANETC proprietor.
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MEDICAL.

MEDICAL.
r. r. r.
NINETY OUT OF ONE HUNDRED
OF DEATHS THAT ANNUALLY Occur.
N and the greater portion of those complaints would,
if Railways Ready Relief or Pills las the case may
quire,l administered when pain uneasiness or
slight sickness is experienced be eXterminated from
the system in a few hours Pain matter from what
cause is almost instantly cured by the Ready Relief
in the case of
CHOLERA.
DRRHoE,,
SpAsMs,
BILIOUS CHoIIc
In fact all pains Aches and Inirmities either the
STOMACH.
BOWELS.
BLADDER.
KIDNEYS OR THE JOINTS,
MUSCLES,
LEGS.
ARMS.
RHEuMArIsM
NEURALGIA.
FEVER AND AGUE,
HEADACHE.
ToorHAcHE,
etc. will in few minutes yield the soothing influence
of the Ready Relief
SUDDEN COLDS.
CoUGHs.
.INFLUENzA,
DIPrHERIA,
HoARsENEss.
SonE THEoAr,
CHIILs,
AGUE, MERCURrL PAINS
SCARLET FEVER etc,
take from four TO six of Railways Pills and also take
easpoonfIl of the Ready Relief in glass of warm
ef sweetened with sugar or honey bathe the throat
head chest with Ready Relief f ague intermit
tent fever bathe the spine also in the morning you
will be cured
How the Ready Relief Acts.
In few minutes the patient will feel slight tinging
irritation, and the skin becomes redeemed: if there is
much distress in the stomach the Relief will assist
ture in removing the offending cause-a general warmth
is felt throughout the entire body. and its dtfsive
stimulating properties rapidly courses thredgh every
vein and tissue of the system arousing the sloful and
partially paralyzed glands and organs renewed and
healthy action, perspraon follows and the surface of
the body feels increased heat The sickness at stomach,
colds. chs headache. oppressed breathing, the
of the throat and all pains. either internally
externally rapidly subsde and the patient falls into
tranquil sleep awakes refreshened, invgoraed cured
Ii will be found that using the Relief externally.
either the spine the kidneys. the
stomach and bowels. that for several days after pleas
ing warmth will be felt showing the length of time it
continues its influence over the diseased parts.
Fs- Price of r Relief. 50 cents per bottle Sold
by druggists and country merchants, grocers etc.
RADWAY x CO.,
SIS Maiden Lane, New York.
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LIVERY STABLES.

LIVERY STABLES.
JACK BEAMS
LIVERY STABLE AND HAY YARD:
Robinson Street ...... Between Myers and Huntoon.
HAVING ERECTED AN ENTIRE NEW
Il II Stable and Hay Yard, the undersigned is now
prepared to accommodate
Tea sters,
and the puzzle generally who may favor him with a call
Hay and Grain always on Hand and for Sale
Horses nd Carriages to Let, Very Cheap.
rA-Particuar attention paid to boarding Horses-aa
JACK BEAN.
June lst 1866.
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r e LIEF At L A ST!
Vegetable Hair Restorative.

II Is an Elegant Preparation for Hair.
is composed purely Of vegetable il Fediants Of Bntte
county production, and is the only Genuine Vegetable
Hair Restorative the Pacific Coaa and unequalled
For hair to Bald Heads.
1t the suppressed secredons. which produc
tive of the loss OF Hair Il the inspisated
tons which invariably produces violent pain the
head; it the distended bulb which forces the
shaft of the hair from the capillary sack destroying hair
eaters scaly eruption of the scalp dandru altered
ture and dryness the hair and al other diseases
the hair.
Testimonials.
The following gentlemen have used the Restorative
with good effect and kindly given their refer
ence:
Hon c BRYANT ex-Judge Supreme Court; Hon Cor
don Mott. exJudse District Court. Yuba county; Hon
Jesse o Goodwin. County Judge of Yuta county;
Rice, Esq. c Cooper. ESQ. John Nash, Esq,
Robinson, Esq, Bronx, Esq.
~ Prepared only by
JOHN c. JENKINS
Huntoon street OroviIle.
For sale by Noonan, Druggist. Main street. Chico;
B Henderson. Hair Dresser. Chico: 4 McDernott-
Druggist, Montgomery street Orove; John jenkins,
Huntoon street, Oroyilie-
None genuine unless bought at the above places
Price-One Dollar per Bottle
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PRO BONO PU BLlCO
LACOUR'S
S 4 r S A p A r p n e r e
BIT E RS!

THIS Medicinal Beverage is compound
ed of the best vegetable extracts and combines with
the qualities of other renowned btters the invaluable
properties Of Sarsapara the antdote of Scrofula in all
its forms.
Persons affected with Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia,
General Debility Inadequate Assimilation of Food Ex
hausted vital energy, have better remedy-its
pleasant and delicious makes superior preven
tative for Sea Sickness and foul breath.
Chronic Rheumatism and Dropsy are permanently
relieved by it. No Radical cure for small, weak or
crooked limbs external internal ulcers, symptoms,
eruptive diseases of the skin Pustules and Tumors,
Neuralgia pains in the bones sterey and other forms
of Scrofula be had without the use of Lacour's
Sarsapariphere Bitters. The only beverage extant
which puri0cs the blood and invigorates the system
Tor sale by all Druggists Grocers and Liquor Dealers.
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MEDICAL.
MEDICAL INSTITUTE
DIR. J. c. YOUNG IN 1850.


SO Washington ST, below Montgomery, San Francisco