The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1867-10-03


II II certain that II we allow the gov
ernmcnt to be placed under the consrct
of rebels and copperhea,is, every decision
in favor Of freedom and equal rights will
be reversed. Let Us stand firmly by our
colors until our victory shall have been
complete. We must fight to the end ov.
abandoning the field, lose all tho advan-
tages already gained Dtr. Gar.
Jefferson Davis and His TrixA.
4 Richmond corresTtsAaicnt a tie
New York 7ribnAe WHITES:
"From III authentic source have res~
SON to state that Jeffcrson Davis will ~
tried at the November term of the TINT
ted States Circuit Court here, and that
he will he forthcoming at that time
The counsel for tho defense will dcciasc
| themselves ready for tho trial. This
Court will signify itself in the Same
manner. The Government will ask for
| time under the pretensc Of being unpre-
parcd-A shift to get ont of the trial.
| The Court will then say that IL will he
In session for considerable period,
which will afiorl the Goycrnnent am
pie time to prepare, and II its representa-
tives fail to prosecute the prisoner before
the term of Court expires, it will in that
case probably declare tho prisoner lis
charged. in the absence OF the prosecu-
tion. Such will most probably I've the
programme Of the long-expectcd Davis
trial. and such the upshot of ii in case
Of the failure of the Government " ssyb-
stantiate its charges. The country will
then bc rid "f Il serious cncumbrame.
JOSIAH ALIENS WIFE on WIMnN's
RITEs.-Josiah scz to me, sez he, "wiHh
men are tou dclLkct to go to the p.slcs.'
Scz "Jvsh Allen do you think nm
too feeble to 20 to the poles"
"Ycs,' sez. he.
Sezi, "thcre Is kind Of poles You are
willin enuffi shud go to-
"What poles sez he.
Hop poles!" sez i-tJosiah hes soA
out IL hop yard md is maxim mummy by
it.. Sez you arc willn ennff | shud
go into ure hop yard and pick hops oil
da," scz / ii amt too deliket 10 handel
them poles. And ken draw UP water
out of the we'll with IL pole; aint too fec
bic for that pole, and gi, IL ten quart pail
of water ON the bottom ov it, aud don'I
believe the politikel pole wud draw
much harder than that duz." SEE j,
, the very men who tauk the most about
the wimmin being too dclikct to 90 to
the poles, are the very ones who make
: EN- bring in all the wood they burn, and
: bid tires~and put up sccches. and make
sope, and other hardsl,ipS.'
z A RAPID DEsCENT.-Thc Green Bay
r .4drocatc has raked up and given to the
Z world the antecedcnts of the Hon. John
! Morrisey, from which we learn that at
one time in his career when he vas
plain John. he acted in the capacity of
a teamstcr and drove oxen one entire win
> ter away up IN the Wisconsin pineries.
y At that haleyon period of his existence
Z he earned Iris daily bread by the sweat
: OF his brow and not by the sweat cloth.
!. Subsequently he became professional
y gambler, presided at the faro table, and
= plunging headlong on his downward
- course into the dirty mud of politics, was
elected to represent New York rowdSr
> ism in Congress. If he shD+lld hereaf-
" ter reach n still lower depth he could
y never int'iet upon the office OF Prcsi-
. dent the damnny disgrace Andy
johnson has succeeded In doing.
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- There is II small Episcopal Church in
a Philadelphia called by church-going Cit
ct izcns "'rhc Church ofJanes the Less
- lrrcvcrcnt boys, however style it "The
IL Little jimmy Another church in the
IL same city, to the construction Of which
l. Jay Cook contributed largely, is known
:" as 'rhc Church of the Holy Five Twcn.
T. ties" The ''irrevcrent boys" of syria.
: cuse call, aud not without an amount Of
appropriate humour, either, Oh account
Ie OF its peculiar spire, the church on the
~ corner Of Bcrklcy aud Dover stroets,
1.-The Church of the Holy Corkscrew.' =
~ We remember to have heard \ cAurah
n on upper Broadway, in Vow York, built
" of alternate layers OF red brick and
r white marble. called The Church q the
!. Holy Zebra"
ef 4 little hoy in Portland told his father
), he was fool. On being rcprinaanAed
:, by his mother aud required to say he
was sorry, he ran to tbs insultesl pGrent
is and exclaimed, aPare I'm sorry vou's
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