Litchfield enquirer., 1867-01-03
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 1 A married monster says he once had a most delightful dream, in which he imagin- ed that he had an angel by his side, and on waking up found it was only his wife.
 A woman's grief is often very short. If she loses her husband she pines only for second. y.r.-.
 Fast; young mems motto-"Meet and A very liberal body-George Peabody. A poor little girl in the Fourth Ward, l New York, as she was dying, said ''she was glad she was going to die, because now her brothers and sisters would have enough to eat!' xsg
 JOKES FROM PRENTICE Often the laziest people talk most about "the dignity of Ia. bor. r,- .- ..> .-. z A man sometimes drinks at his friends expense-always at his own.
 { Radicalism and Mount Vesuvius are at this time in state of eruption.
 If to-day you don't like the news from &o o1 ably will,
 An Illinois paper asks whether Gen. But Ter is looking to the Presidency He squints that WAY. a,:... E,
 HERE WE HAVE IT.-The thin disguises apprehension put on during the war are being thrown of, and we see in all its ''naked deformity." The New Haren Reg- ister which has generally played second fd- dle to Ihe Haryord Times, has of late given evidence of desire to lead, and it out Herods Herod in it's maignity toward UT. ion men. The following, which we copy est declaration yet made though it is con- sistent with the whole course of the copper head party during the war: tH 'The men at the South who took up arnS to defend the rights of their states were pa- triots compared with the radical faction in Congress, which is seeking to saddle the re- public with the despotism of an oigarchy." How this kind of talk will be received by the voters of Connecticut remains to be seen. We thank IRe Register, however for it's bluntness. Not even wayfaring man can now be decieved as to the policy and principles of it's party. Treason is here openly defended, and loyalty branded as despotic. The issue between the two par- ties of the state is is so plain that the argu- ment is in 9 nutshell. r, Are you an apolo- gist for slavery, for the great crime of re- belion, or are you with the party that crushed slavery and rebellion and thus say- ed the Union. n.-Ha,yford Post,
 A punster says: My name is Somerset I am a miserable old bachelor. I cannot marry, for how could prevail on young lady, possessed of the slightest notion of delicacy, to turn Somerset"
 If a young lady wishes to encourage her lover when he gives her @ squeeze, the best thing she can do is to re-presa him. ! A widow recently received apresent of turkey. "Who sent it?'' she asked of the Irish porter. q was told not to tell," said he ''Ah, can guess" :" said the lady. '.Be. dad, said the porter, ''that's just what told Deacon Grant.
 A class>of young girls being examined in political economy were asked, "How is Congress diyided9" With an air of con- fdence sweet sixteen replied: Civilized half and savage.
 A foolish and timid Tennessee swain att tempted suicide on his wedding day. A stomach pump relieved him, anda little old Bourbon gave him pluck to meet his fate with becoming dignity.
 
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