Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-05-25
BISMARK!"

The d" P~odsnaps" Of the radical press
now .gutteralize: "Bismarkm There
upon all the chipmuck itemizers at the
Veneering banquet, exclaim: Bis
mark" And that never-to-be-forgotten
or suficiently-recompensed twin, who
aided so much, by jumping into a cab
and driving down to the ''seat of Legis-
lation" to see what was going on mys-
~teriously sho-o-o-s: "Bismsrk!' What
Of him? Why, he has declared himself
in favor Of Universal Suffrage! Indeed ?
Is it possible? What then? "Ahem;-
argument: Universal Suffrage in Ameri-
cal" Well, well, well. Little child, or
magnificent damphool, either: do you
know what "Un;vcrsal Suffrage" would
amount to in Prussia? II would not
modify or alter the down right despot-
ism that now characterizes the Kingdom
de Bismark-not o jot or title. Little
infant, or magnificent dsmphool; won't
you please to keep it flying at the head
of your paper, as q motto, or as a stand
ing editorial topic: "Bismark's in ia
vor of Universal Suffrage! Ergo"
Well, how does he like chocolate ?
o, Milish Bismark's in favor Of
Universal Suffrage" "Therefore,-
We will not say therefore what, but
simply therefore" And all on &C
count Of Bismark's liberalism, in a
country that has the perfection Of free
institutions? We've seen old ''Bismark'
travelling round this coast in all sorts
of paragraphs, and on top of various
kinds Of editorials ; and now we are de-
termined TO have u haul ut him. Big
word. Big example. Ancient sucker of
Chivs., and e1-affliator of Copperheads,
now radical: knock US over, who think
a Chinaman should not vote, with "Bis-
mark" Now, old Biz we have a high
regard for you. You have supplied $
whole mouthful to the pewees, the Pluto
civilizers, and the ramfusticusses OF
j~ournaldom. They could not any OF
them tell, to-day, what your place and
power is, nor any of the characteristics
of the country where you administer.
They know you were mixed in a
6ght that once happened, between some
of the Nations that are not on the North
American continent. Evidently they don''
know much more about you or yours,
because they have you down for a
uB.o-o-o-o-o-o =" "Bismark's in favor
Of Universal Suffrage !" "Sa-G-a-y
Bismark's in -" Yes, we've heard
it. They may all vote, in his States.
Every one. But there are States y
among EN-, where q Jew cant be too
polite, and a travelling, white mum would
be entirely " confscated" if he carried
An extra tooth brush. And the case
would remain rs it is, if votes were
piled in to the Dietary" BY the mil
lion. Now, bub, before you scrswl
any more pot-hooks about "Bis-
mark" as q "Radical," and an "exsm-
pie" in his speech for American Con-
servatives to behold and to hear with
astonishment, you clean your nose, and
70 and borrow q book that will tell you
something about the internal economy
Of Prussia in 1866. Or, converse with
some intelligent and candid German
about the character OF the "institu-
lions" in that kingdom. As for the
magnificent damphools-most Of whom
were obIequiOus lick-spittles for chivs.
and Copperhcads until q comparatively
late date-we don't expect them to do
anything else than keep right on, yell
ing or lisping: "Hurrah Bismark is in
favor Of universal suffrage !"