The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1867-12-06
MOzIS ADDUMS IN MERRYLUN ,
Or, the Advenchers Of q LecIscherer.


FRUM ELLIGzANDRY TO BALrYMo vIER
wAsHINTUN.
Onabul to please my yung marsters
which them yung marsters wus three
yung cullud gentilmun that yused to
blong to ole Davy Stinsun-I hired um
by the ear-and onwillin to resk my
little capital in a Gnashnul Ixprest
Kumpny, L determund to "agsep the
sitchyuashun" and kunsollydate my eff
futs in the direckshun NV the Grand
Klimackterrick Nv Moddun Progris and
Loyul Emerrikin Silly liezashun-twit,
mainly, fizz, a Leckcher. Thus I
wood begin my onrekunstructid lgis-
tunce jest igzackly Whar MY amebul
Nothun frens cum to a eend. Soc 1
gifts me up Leckcher by the naim NV
sBakin en- Creams, or the Natif Ferjin-
yun," and run her fer nigh about a
yeer in the Ole Doughminyun, with
frum far to middlin sucksess.
Arfter that, it behoott me to look out
fur new stompin groun, and, havin
alreddy perjuiced favebul impreshin
in ..Baltymo, Anoppolis and Jawdge-
toun, Destrick NV Kullumby, sallid
foth futto try the inter Stait NV Mer-
rylun--a hoapin thar wus mummy thar
and keyind resepshun fur man Nv
about my size and a cummin frum whar
1 cum frum. The rezult NV the ixper-
rymunt, shall now lay befo the wurld,
in sperrit NV Trew Vileanthropy, as
becums a Leckchrer and self-abner-
gatin Dlssipel NV Proggefiss. In the
coarse NV the narrowtif, trust it'll be
in my humbil powr to inskullcate a
number and perhaps sevrul vallybul
"Lessins NV the Our" and sich. Fur
my Misshin in the Gnu Erarr is to be a
Teecher-a Teacher NV Idees--and
what mo kunveneyunt and agseptibul
veekle or hoss-cart fur Idees kin thar
be than Leckcher, and, subsequently,
tree and onrestra!ned yuse NV the
glowyus Libby-tv Nv the Suthun Press? ?
Havinge thust meekly and one-hoss-
tentashusly set myself and Misshin be-
70 jenrus aud inlitenind Publickk
(Which it is mutch mo grummatticck
futto spell it with a cupple o. kays than
with one kay or withouten no kay,) 1
plunge at wunct into bizzness.
Passin thoo Elligzandry, whar bar
ly had item to vizzit Tennesun and reed
all the plezint and instrucktiv artikils
communicated" to the Gezette, L
drord nigh to the Caput-mortchum-tul
NV the Rippubblick, with kay, and
with emoshuns that had better be i'm
madgined than diskribde. Thar rlz in
the barmy arr NV eavnin, the mejestick
white marvel dome NV the Captul bild-
in, like big Panermar hat that had
squsht the small pussun that wo it
clean out o. sight, and yarnder sot the
runtid monyumint NV the Further
(gremmaryuns tel me ''further" is mo
ellygint than "farther,'0 uv His KIM
try-no loyul hand NV the Dignity NV
Labur havin tetcht it fur ten yeer--and
heer wus the Long Bridge-emblum,
thinks 1, NV the hard and narrar and
rickitty road the South has to travvil to
git to git in the Unyun, onless they
take to water and reech thar by way NV
Acquire Creak in stemebote--no eezy
matter'fur emmy Stait, ixsep Dellywar.
These moneful rifliexsouns wus fetcht
to brupt clothes by the k'yars stop
pin suddinly In Merrylun Avigknew.
l wropt my big yoller linnin duster mo
fumly aroun me fer feer NV pockit~pick-
crs--histid my velcece frum the flo NV