Des Arc weekly citizen., 1867-06-29
SALMAGUNDI.

ssS~ A horse is the only '.individual' that fully appreciates the luxury of wo."
 a-ss- A female writer says: 'Thc in- tellectual women are few, and they generally marry men of mediocrity, or crippled physically dt af 8o
 1d- The ancients tell us, that during the sojournment in Paradise. heaven sent down twelve basket of TALK. and while Adam was eating three of them. Eve snatched up the other nine.
 peJ- Josh Billings says: q never bet enny stamps on the man who iz always telling what he would have did eff he had been thare. I have noticed that this kind never git thare.v .lH
 gss~ Somebody says baby laughing in it's dreamsis convcrsing with angels. Perhaps so-but we have seen them crying in their waking hours as though they were having a spat with the devil.
 Ha~ Many fayors which God giveth us ravel out for want of hemming. through our own unthankfulncss for though prayer purchaseth blessings, giving praise doth keep the quiet pos session of them.-[Fuller
 say~"Look here boy,7 said a nervous gentleman to an urchin who was munch- ing candy at lecture, "you are annoy ing me very much" "No ain't nei- ther," said the urchin, sI'm gnawing this ere candy" tar
 Day At celebration of marriage, large number of young ladies were present the minister said "Those who wish to be joined in the holy bonds of matrimony will please stand up," and all the young ladies arose.
 p9> "Wonderful things are done now-a-days," said Mir. Timmins, "the doctor has given Hacks boy new lip from his cheek" "Ah,' said the lady, 'many's the time have known pair taken from mine, and no very painful operation either'
 l B@s~ A story is told of a Quaker vol unteer who was in a skirmish. Com ing in pretty close contact with one of the enemy, he remarked: "Friend, it is unfortunate, but thee stands just where l am going to shoot" and blaz- ing away, down came the obstruction. ReS- Squabbles, an old bachelor, shows his stockings which he had just darned to maiden lady, who con- man darner rehEsbi edgaBG dTaG bles rejoins, ''Yes, good enough for a woman darn herW' er
 RsE- Donald" said a Scotch damc, looking up to her son, ''what is slan- der ?" "A slander, qud mother?" quoth young Donald, twisting the corner of his plaid, "A weel, hardly ken, unless it be an over true tale which one good woman tells of an- other."
 Bssn The question:, 'Does getting drunk ever advance ones happiness" ?" would seem to be put at rest by the Irishman who went courting when drunk, and was askcd-what plcrsure he found in whiskey? "Oh, Nelly, it's a trate entirely to gee two of your swate purity faces instead of onc"
 Bssy~ Al the time when there was so much excitement about iron-clad yes sells, my brother happened one day to be at dinner, and was carving piece of mutton Said he: This mutton seems to be very tough" Little Wal ter, year-old, looked up antf said : Father, guess it came off our iron clad ram!" Referred to the Commit tee on Naval Affairs.
 SOMETHING FOR PAPA.-Miss Wilkins was beautiful blonde, and she want ed to go to Scarhoreugh--so she told her mother--to look for something very particular for her dear papa "And what is it pray" asked her moth CT, that you so much wish to find for your dear papa?" "A son-in-law," was the gentle reply of the blushing maiden. a..e paul.
 Ctr THIs 0UT.--For long time, hy- s,drophobia was thought to be incurable, and persons afflicted with 1t were either strangled or smothered to death. But German forester dying few years ago, made known a life secret by. which he had saved many lives, and uhich fnav serve a unod furn tn soma of onr readers. Bathe the wound con- stantly with hartshorn and give three or four doses diluted during the day. The hartshorn decomposes chemically the virus insinated into the wound, and immediately destroys it's deliri- ousncss.-[ Elk.
 --Barnum has bought house on Fifth avenue for SlOO,000. fa dt re