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KEN 4 slLKcN CUR e.

AUBURN, GOLDEN, FLAxEN 4 slLKeN CURES.
rroduced By the use Of Pref DEBREUX' FRisER
i.E CHEVEUX. One application warranted TO curl
thn most sitnight and stubborn hair Of either seq
into wnvy ringets, Or heavy sinssive cnrls. Has
been used by The fush0nubies Of Paris md LOnd On
with the most gratifying results. Does injury 10
t'r hair, Price BY mail. seated and postpaid ST.
Descriptive circulars mailed Tree. Address BEkG ~,
sHUTfH T. CO., Chemists, No. 2S5 River ST., Troy,
N. Y, Sole Aganis for the United states.
Feb. %, lsU7-ly
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11

I OvELY GIRLS AND FESTIVE BOYS send an
IL addressed savslops and u espts,a,d will sssd
Address MARY MOORE, s3i Bsoadw sy, N, Y.
May Is, le6G--iy. w -
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11

Nav GooDs! NEW GooDs!!-Our towns
man, David Lowenbuvg, has just returned
FROM New York City with large aud COM
ple:e stock Of goods for the fall trade. He
has some Of the finest cloths and cassimcrs
ever brought to this town. He has the Ia
test styles fresh from the Emporium Of
Fashion. All who wish neat, tasty, aud
cheap suit Of fall clothing will give him
call. He has in hisemploy nobody but skill
ful and the most experienced persons, to
make up his goods.
n0- G. G. Barkley, County Sup't., has
given notice BY hand-bills of the cxamina-
tions Of Teachers in the several school dis
tricts throughout the County. The exam
nations will commence on the 23rd inst,
aud close on the l7,h of October. Teachers
should attend the examinations in the dis
tricts where they expect to be employed.
Directors arc respectfully invited. The ex-
aminations will commence at 10 o'clock on
each day. Sec hand bills.
No. Thaycr & Noye's Great Circus and
Collection Of Trained Animals will exhibit
! in Bloomsbury on Thursday afternoon and
evening, Sept. 18th. This is the largest
Circus aud Menageric travelling in this coun-
try. They have four wonderful performing
Lions, one of which will walk through the
Streets of this town unclaimed. A large
crowd of people go to visit this Menagerie
and, Circus wherever exhibited. 1t bears a
yesy.good reputation /; and is composed of
ell Pepnsylvanians, and may be properly
ssilpd Pennsylvania Circus.
Z iJf -
PI0NIc.-Tho young taioresses Of this
town took it into their heads not long since
70 hsvoa Pic Mic and accordingly on Sat
urday ~, theyheld one, inSnyders Grove,
near t0lA They have our sincere thanks
for.tbe ~ acceptable treat sent us Of their
most dslIbps cake. We would have given
onsidsSC 70 have been at the Pic Mic and
nioys1 supper, but some how or 9th
could. nake the bend. The Blooms
,re Bso6 Ia was present and dlscoursed
me q most excellent music. These
iris are the ''gay and happy" Of
o,, o tow3 in department and beauty
,hey are to no others in this or any
Obsr toS the States. go it while
your yod.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11

DEAFNESS. BLINDNESS,

UTNFNTioo, DLIND-NEcH,
And Catarrh, treated with the utmost success by j.
ISAACS, N. D.. Ocuiist and Aurist formerly ofLey.
den, Hollnnd.) No. $40 PINE Street. Pu'I.AD'A.-
from the most reliable sources in the
City and County can be seen 4, his Office The med.
ica faculty are invited 10 accompany their patients
a. he has no secrets IN his practice hRTIFlCIAL
EYES, inserted without rAia. No charge for exau.
inat,on. fApril 95. I5C6.-,y
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11
62s, HOOP SKIRTS. o2s.
NEW SPRING STYLES.

628, HOOP SKIRTS. o2S.
NEW SPRING STYLES,
~ 'OuR OwN MAKE"
Embracing cverv New and desirable sise. style and
shape Of Plain and Trail Hoop Skifts,-a, Ia %.
334 33l ,43la3 -, and yards reund every
length and size Waist, in every respect
FIRST QUALITY,
and especially adapted TO NEE, the wants Of Firsl
Glass ana most fashionable Trade.
"our Ows Make" st HOOP Skirts aro tighter,
more elastic. note durable, aud Really Cheaper than
any other make Of either Single or Double Spring
Skirt In the American Market.i They arc Warranted
In every respect aud wherever introduced give uni.
versai eatisaetion They are now beng extensively
sold by Retailers. and every Lady should Try them.
Ask for
"IIOPKIN'S OWN MAKE"
and see that each Skirt IL STAMPED" w. \. Hopkins
Manufactured, 6ts Arch Street, FhIiadeiphia." No
others are Genuine. A ACataiogue soatsiaiag ety,s.
Size aud Retail Prices, sent TO any addfeAs 4 Uni.
form and liberal discount allowed 10 Dealers Or.
ders BY mail or otherwise. prosptiy and earefslly
Oiled. Wholesale and Retail. q MaMsfastssy sAd
Sale rooias, No GS5 Arch Street. fhiladsipbis.
Skirts made to order, sltessd sad repaired.
Terms. Net Cash Oae Price oNiy
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11
A YOUNG LADY RETURNING

To her country homo, sfer q sojourn "f fsw
months IN the City. was hardly recognised BY her
friends. In place Of course. rustic flushed face,
she had q soit ruby complexion Of almost marble
smoothness. and instead Of twenty three she really
appeared but eighteen Upon inquiry rs to the cause
Of 90 grca, change. she ainly ibid them that she
used tho Circa,sisn Balm, and tonsidered il On In.
valuable acquisition to any Lady's toilet By IT'S use
any Lady or Gentlcmsn eau improve their personal
appearances an hundred fold. u 10 simple in its CON-
bnsiioa. o. Nuture herself 10 sample, yet pnsupass
ed in is efRcscy In drawing impurities from, also
healing. cleansing aud beatifying the skin aud eom
plclon. By its direct action Oh the caticlc IL draws
from il al its impurities kindly healing the same
and leaving the surface as Nature intended II should
be, clear soft. smooth aud beautiful Price 81. sent
BY mail VI express on tsceipt Of an order by W. l..
CLARK L CO., Chemis,s, No. 3 West Fayctto ST.,
Syracuse, N. Y. The only American Agents for tho
sale Of the same. Feb % l-G7-Iy
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11

MAGNOLIA WATER. "A delightful toilet
to Cologne and at half the price. 2w
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11
DIR. SCHENCK's
PULMONIC SYRUP.

Z = -
This great medicine cured Dr. J. II. Sonxsox, Tho
Proprietor, Of Pulmonary Consumption, whom u had
assumed k most formidable arcci, and WHOM spcody
death appeared to be inevitable. uia phyiicans pro-
uounccd his case ncurabe when he commenced
the use Of this simple but powerful remedy. Ills
health was restored In . very short time and no
return Of the diseIo has bccn spprehsnded, for all
hc symptoms quickly disappeared, and his prossnl
weight is more than two hundred pounds.
Since his recovery, ho haa devoted his attention
exclusively 70 tho cure Of CONSUMPTION and tho
disoases which are usually complicated with H. and
tho cures easc'cd BY his medicines have been very
numerous aad truly wonderful. DR.. sGnEaox
Eakcs professional vss 70 several Of e larger cities
weekly, whore he has largo oouoour,e Of patients,
aad 10 truly astonishing to ,ec poor conuumptivcs
ukai have 70 b fsi ost Of their carriages, and In
. few months hoathy, robyt persons. Dr.
GCHENCX5 PULMONIC SYRUP, sEAwEED
TONIC, aud MANDRAKE PILLS arc generally
su required Ia curing Consumption. Full dircs.
Hoas accompany cash, that any one can take then
without sesss DR.. soazHcg, but whoa u 10 cod.
vsnieat \ = - 10 ~ him. He sives advice noe,
bat for thoronsh sxeniHaiou With bis Eespiromeses
Ah ~ h uarcs dollars.
Peess ebssrvs, whsa purchasing, that tho wv
Nonsases Of tho Doctor whom In The last slags
Of Consumption, and tho other - he now is u
perfect health h-aro on tho Government stamp.
Sold by oil Dsusais.A aad Dso.ers. Price si.o9
Per boAs, e SID tho half dozen. Letter. fos
ndvios shouId always be directed TO Dr. sehcuekS
Principal oeios, Is North 9Th ST., Philadelphia, Pa
csaord Wholesale Aseuts: Dcmas Bsrnss ca.
n. T., 8. s. Hsnoe, Baltimore, Nd. John D.
Park, Ctuclna.,i, Ohio; Walker Il Taylor, Chicago.
H.; Csi..ns E-Ss g. Louis, No. Isl ". "a. mo. ~
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11
4 DEMONSTRATORS NOTICE.

Letters pf sdnlsis,va,itn on tho estate Of 0soyss
Hartman late Of Scott Township. Columbia County,
c"1ss, ..n,y s:s: essR ss ssss,
Hartman. ths faSn,sr sssdtaH " seoIt and iks Hiiss
~ Centre 1ownshIp said Couaty: Az persons hsv.
qusyIad 10 pisssnt Them duly authsntlcstsd to ia
hdministtsios. and thoss cwlSS the estate viii make
Immediate payment. !.
..,. :. ;saS!ws!sG; sSw4.6; HAITIAN. n1sFs11ss.. A'nr.
esou. July 10, iyS1.-6w.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11
SPECIAL NOTICES.
ERRORS OF YOUTH.

4 0eu,Ism.n who suffered 70. ys.,,: rom Hs.yo.:
youth f iudlssrsiion WILL Tor The saks Of suffering
huuanily, send frss TO q! who seed u. The feeeips
which he was cured. I sa1s,oss v isHss 70 rroX 81
the adyesiners experience ean do 90 by addressing
IN perfect rontdencs, JOHN D. OGDEN. " Cedar
Street, New York. Muy y, IU6f.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11
TO LADIES.

TO LADIES.
Ir you require reliable remedy 10 restore you,and
remove Irregularities or obs.rur,ions. why notuso
the best Thirty ycars experience has proved thai
DR.. Harvey's Female Pills,
have no equal for Removing obstueiions and lrrss
uIuri,ics. No matter from what cause they arise.
They are safe aud sure in every case. Price, One
Dollar. pcr box.
DR.. Harvey's Golden Pills,
Is a remedy four degrees stronger than the above.
and intended fer special cases Of long standing.
Price, Five Dollars per Box.
A Ladies' Private Circular. with Ensravinss, sent
rec on application.
II you cannot get the Pills Of your druggist, send
the morey to Dr.J. Bryan. els Broudway, New Ysrk'
aud they win be sent Tree from observation by return
Of mail. Jan. 0. isG7.-ly. -.
Bloomsburg democrat. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1867-1869, 1867-09-11
MARKET REPORT.

Bloomsburg, Sept. II, 1867.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

tained where was the true root of hu-
man rights. My love for humanity,
my zeal for the fullest development
of human capacities, and my hope for
better and brighter day Of universal
freedom, are embodied in that lofty
cardinal idea ANNOUNCED by the 'Great
Apostle OF the highest freedom, and
published in the noblest magma char
ia of human rights That God hath
made of one blood all nations to dwell
upon the face of the eartlI.'' With
such foundation for my faith and
labors, | can calmly meet individual
trials and temporary defeats and car
/ patiently anticipate and labor fol
that which is dearer to me than per
sonal eleyation-man's redemption
With such convictions / cannot dc
otherwise, as circumstances may per
init, with voice, vote and influence
to sustain our Union State ticket
and my eXhOrtation to all loyal mel
is to rally under the standard of thu
political organization which embrace:
the sure and abiding elements of tn,
highest and purest civilization.
SAMUEL GALLOWAY.
COLU4BUs, June, 30, 1867.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12
Selling a Subject.

A man sitting one evening in al
alehouse, thinking how TO get proyis
ions for the next day, saw a fellow
dead drunk upon the opposite beEch
do you not wish to get rid o
this sot2'' said he to the landlord.
Il do, and half Il crown shall speah
my thanks" was the reply.
Agreed" said the other; "get me
a sack"
A sack was procured, and put over
the drunken guest. Away trudged
the man with his burden, till lie came
To the house of a noted resurrection.
ist, at whose door he knocked.
"Who's thereI' said a voice with.
in.
II have brought you a subject, y
replied the man; $50 come, quick
give me my fee."
The money WAS Immediately paid
and the sack, with its contents de
posted in the surgery. The motion
of quick walking had nearly recover
ed the poor victim, who, before tn,
other had been gone two minutes en-
deavored to eXtricate himself from
the sack. The purchaser enraged al
being thus outwitted, ran after the
man who had deceived him, collared
him, and cried out
"Why YOU dog, the mans alive"
"Alive!" said the other; $50 muct
the better; kill him when you wan
him"
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

Some time since a traveller step
ped iuto 4 bank, located in the neigh
borhood of -, and Immediately sf
ter his entrance pulled off his hat
coat and cravat; this done, he cast ,
look at the cashier, who was seateC
in q corner, calm as summer morn
ing and with a commanding shak,
OF the head, said
'Sir, hadn't you better be getting
that water heated 2
The teller informed him that h
was in the wrong shop
You are in bank, sir, and no
in a BARRIERS shop
"A bank, eh 2 calculated the stran
ger; dang me, they told me it wa:
shaving shop.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12
we can't sad they.

hc Sdu L, Scu lucI.
Yoo must sed he. i got into
this condishen fghtin yoor b1o1ies
and dOin yoor work. / was strong
and vigrous until got to runnin az
ter yoor harlOts, and for yoor sake
/ wuz druv out NV my native states
into this accussid region. ZOO must
carry me wat time l hev yet 20 live.
Hist me. Hist inen
Those caught eOodent get away
and the others generously come to
ther aid, and maxim q terrible offort
they raised the half dead bein onto
their shoulders, holdin ther noses
meanwhile, and prepared to start Ez
the percession wuz about to move,
SALLANDINGHAM remarked, Stop a
mint, gentlemen = and loaded ez he
wlz with his war record he Chamber
ed up ther shoulders and took q seat
on the carkiss. VOORHEES,, jist ez
badly encumbered did likewise, and
so did the Moods, both of EN-, and
poor old Jimmy Bookannan, Sey-
mour, Toucey, and hundred or so
more, and unfortinit bearers sweatin
under this addishnal load.
is all ready said they.
'One momehtr sed Johnson, and
him and Randall and Seward climed
up.
This WIZ the last feather. The
bearers mite heve staggered off under
the carkiss and them which climed
onto it first, but this last addisf en- to
ther burden was frightful. 1t finish
ed en-. Groanin under the weight
they swayed like leaf in the wind,
like a majestic tree jist about to fall.
They struggled minnit to maintain
themselves-but al! in vain. A breef
struggle-a desprit gasp-they give
up, and ther knees doublin up the
whole concern come to the earth with
squshin sound wich letters can't
express, and the half decomposed
mass sorter fell apart. Raymond
and Thurlow Ward wich he'd bin
hangin round, got out from under jist
[ in time to save themselves.
The Southerners got out from un.
der the putrid mass, tho almost
smothered by the stencil. Vallandig.
ham and that class made lite NV it, e.
they he'd BIN around it. 1t staggered
Johnson some, but he he'd bin accus
toned to suthin approxlmatin very
closely to it the old times and il
didn't seriously affect HIM, but peol
Randall, Seward and Welles wer,
smothered and died.
! Iwuz tryin to pull Randalrs corps;
out, when the effort | wuz makiI
awoke me.
l amt altogether certain, but tha
that dream means sutein. When
think of it, it is rather preposterou'
for us to hope the Northern Democ
rGcy will carry US, when they can
carry single State Nv their own; jis
about ez preposterous ez it is fol
them to look to us for help, when al
NV us ez wood jine EN- heyn't got .
vote. Pollock's remark-1n pul
lin match corpse aint Nv much ak
kount even ef it is big one'-weigh'
onto my mind. Suthin can't COM
out NV nothin, tho ez in the case uI
Seward, nOthin may come out w
suthin. FL We Good git-but pshaw
we can't Thank the Lord we kir
hold the Postoftises two years yit.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY, p. NJ.
witch is Postmaster), and likewis,
Professor in the Ham and Japhett
Free Academy for the develop
ment NV the intellek NV all races
irrespective OF color.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

Some fifteen years ago, a Saba
tartan complained to the late MIR. Ma.
than Hale that the fountain ON the
Common played on Sunday. To
which Mr.. III. replied, Il did moi
think it was playing; it was ordered
to work -...
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12
THE CHINGARORA0.
Anti-N ervOus
Smoking Tobacco a.!

DHE CHING AiiORA TOBACCO grows from
Il the rich soil of the :. ORIENT" ann j.
possessed of peculiarly de!letuGs fiSvOT
entirsiy unknown To- the tnhaecOs OF all 9th
or climes. But It's unprecedented POPULAR
ty has sprung from the lact OF the entire ab-
sence OF that deadly poison Nicoi,n, which
permeates every other .tchAcco, and which
Is the one and sole cause 0l the distressing
nervous diseases. dyspepsia. Gc., which
most invariably, sooner or later, follow The
Indulgence Of the pipe and cigar. At the
recent analyzation OF tObocco from all part.
VI the world, al the Academy Of Sciences.
in Paris, ths renowned Chemist, II. LamOus
rexux, declared that while European and
American tobacco contained fully Ell ght per
cent. and the pure Havana tobacco from two
10 i've per cent. Of .NieO;iR. the CHINGAHO-
RA did not contain one disooverable ps,Ttl-
Gle OF the deadly POISON, a dTsP of which.
extracted, will destrvy lie.
Our Agent At BUMBAY has shipped Us
large quantities of the CHlNGARORA during
the past two years, and although we have
be en- pressed Ia supply the demand Tor this
delicious luxury to tine vetern smoker, yet
We are now prepored TO offer II IN unlimited
quantities, at price much lower than some
American tobacco OF far inierier quality
A connoiseur has but 10 smoke the Ameri-
can tobacco and segars, which are tnyaria-
bly, chemically favored, 10 be disguised with
The medicinal taste which leaves nauseous,
unhealthy coating in the mouth, and IN time
seldom fails to shaIteF the nervous system.
The natives of the - ORIENT" smoke the
CHINGARORA from morn till night, from
youth 10 age, and are happily unconscious
Of the wild, distressing fire which courses
through the veins Of the inhaler Oi the iu-
mes Of tobacco containing Nicotin.
We invite every lover Of the weed TO try
the CHINGAROIiA, ami guarantee Unprsce-
dentcd pleasure IN its delicious flavor.
F&SOLD EVERY WHERE
EDWIN NJ. COOK & CO.,
Sole Agents aud Importers OF the ChlNGA-
R0RA TOBACCO for the United states
and Canadas, and Dealers in all kinds Of
HaUaRa d american Sega1s d Fo5accos
MAIs DEPoT, 1877 DUANE ST., Nav YoRK.
may 3nO5O.Jm
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

The Grass Valley (Cal- } National,
noticing the marriage OF Miss A. B,
to G. g., says Miss b. is an acqui'
sition to any man who wants warm
hearted, faithful industrious affection
ate wife Is this to improve Miss
BIS chances for second husband, in
case her present one should dieI
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12
THE WHITE ZINE COMPOUND.

THE WHITE FINE CoMPoUNB.
at was easly an. thesPripg Of 1855 that
this -oEppnnd Ess oria nafed- member
of nv family was afflicted with an ir rritatiOn
of the throat attended with dissgreeable
cough. [ had for some months previous
thought that n sprep6raJicn having for ats
basis the ipside bark pt The white Pine .
might be so compounded as 10 be very Use
ful in diseases Of the tLrost and lgRgs- 30
attest the value of il in the case alluded to,
| compounded n small 9usBtity OF the medi-
: cine had. been planning. and gave IL In tsss-
spoonful doses. The result was exceedingly
gratifying. SitbiB iEO' days The IrFitati7D
/ of the throat Was removed, the cough sub
sided and speedy cure was effected. Soon
after this ] semi some 10 a lady IN L0ldonder,
ry. N. H., who bad been suffering tor weeks
| with bad cough Occzsicned by sudden cOld-
and had raised mucous streaked with blood.
she soon found relief and seEt for more. she
took about ten ouDces Uf II, and got we'll
]. b. Clark, Esq, editor of the Manchester
Daily Mirror. made trial Of the same pre-
lparation IN the case OF 4 severe cold. and
was cured Immediately. he was so highly
pleased with the results, and so confident in
success attending ITS sales. IL placed before
the pluiic, that he fDaily persuaded NE to
give ii a name, and send IT abroad to benefit
the suffering. In November, 1855, hrsi ad
yertised il under the name OF the White
Pine Compound. In two years from that
time tnere nad Oeen WnDIesHfeQ IN MancneS-
Ier alone. oas hundred dollars Irosfk where ii
4 L. ok the lead OF all the cough remedies IL
q G market, ard stJH maintains that Dossi-
lion. There are good reasons for all this: il
Is very soothing and beaiIRg in its nature, is
warming 10 the stomach, and pleasant witii-
tal 10 the taste, and 10 exceedingly cheap.
LAS remedy for kidney complaints, the
White Pine Compound stands unrfvalled. IL
sxs not originated for that purpose, but a
iperson In using II for a cough. was not only
cured of the cough. but was also cured OF a
kidney difncuity OF ten years rtanding.-
since thai accidental discovery many thou
sands have used IL for Tie same complaint
and have been ceupfetely cured.
The above was written By DR.. Poland In
lIs60 Since then. as in Manchester. the
White Pine Compound has taken The lead OF
4 all cough remedies, as well as preparations
for the cure 0f kidaeg difficulties, IN every
! city, town, yillaze and hamlet, thr9ughoui
the New Elgiand States
This remedy is rs sale and pleasant TO lake
as il is efectual.
i The editor OF the Manchester Daily and
! geekly MirrCr, in tbe lender Of the Daily
thus writes Of the Compound: r-., rs.-s
4 The White Pine OOnpOuLd Is ADVERTISED
at much lsagtiIfn our columns, and We are
Happy To learn THAI the demand IuT IL is in
eressing beyond all previous expectA tions.
AZ ID the very best medicine for coughs and
colds We knSg OF, aud HO family that hAs
once used II viii ever be without a. W Z
SPEAK from our ggT: knowledge, 10 - sure
10 XIII a cold. zIrd.p lsi1sant as sAs sure -
THE WHITE PINE COMPOUND.
4 GEO. w. SWEET, Proprietor.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

A cool specimen of humanity step
ped into 4 printing Office out West
to beg paper. 'Because,' said he,
we like to read newspapers very
much, bnt our neighbors are too stin-
gy to take one.'
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

There was keen appreciation OF
truth, as well as some satire, in the
suggestion of Thackeray: Let us
thank God for imparting unto us
poor, weak mortals, the inestimsble
blessing of vanity
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

At fair in Richmond gentleman
wishing to secure valuable article
that had been put up as prize, al
5 each, of which only one had been
sold, took the ninety-nine other
shares, and yet lost the prize-the
lone share winning against his nine
tY nine.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

Those WHO have been in the hab
it OF smacking their lips over 'olt
Amontillado,' fresh from 'origins
packages, will not relish the follow
ing extract from the Madrid CORES
pondence of daily paper AN in
consistency in their invoices hav
ing been pointed out to the merchant.
they smilingly explained that the
stuff sent 10 the United States wa.
not sherry at all 1t is slops,' they
said, used to wash out the tubs, anC
other dirty work about the STILL
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

1t is undeniahle, says Prentice
that in America it takes three IL
make pair-he, she and hired girl
Had Adam been a modern, there
would have been hired girl in Par
adise to look after Abel and I" raist
Cain.n
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

Penalty for walking on the Rail
road track in England is ten pounds,
said one while discussing the numer-
Gus fatal accidents on a railroad
'Pooh,' said Uncle Jerry, 'the penalty
in this country is death
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-07-12

On tombstone in a churchyard
in Ulster is the following epitaph /;
(" Erected to the memory OF John
Phillips, accidentally shot as mark
OF affection by his brother" .