The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-01-30

whore very strongly in the majority,
and everyJwun NV 'em he talked with
wuz in favor of givin the niger his
rites, but they wuz all afrade eff they
took hold wit, they'd be laid out 1y
the Democracy, which wuZnt IN the
majority ntall. In Washington, wher
Congress hez give the uiggers vote, he
wuz well treated, and il wuz the only
place. A gentleman who wants to run
for Mayor next spring, giv him his dim
ner, and quite number of others who
wanted small oflises, did likewise, but
he wood'ent- advise elhigrashen there,
for the reason that Their wuz too many
there now; and besides its possible that
before the next elecShun, Congress may
conclood that suffrage in the Deestrick
will ran 'en into the ground i'll the
States, (their constituents, witch are all
Ablishnists, not bein educated up TO
the pint, and repeel it.
The Deekin nudged me agiu.
swat shell we do?" then sed the mig
gers, all in korious.
''Dor' sed the niger, witch his name
it wuz Lee, IDOL grin and bear it wher
VOC are. EZ TO- me, eff I he'd my five
yeahs back agiu, I shood do diffrent.
Liberty is a gift boss WITCH, il dis mig
gah he'd it to do ober ugin, he would
look in de mouf, sfloah. shood want
to know whedder, L bein beggar, eff l
mounted it / shoodent ride to de devil.
When 1 turned aGin Massa and went
into de serviS, / WIZ promised eff be-
habed liAe man 1 shood be counted a
man. / behabed like man, but wat
now? Oars de cibble rites bill, witch
reads good, but whats de sogers to put it
froO? Oars all sorts OBJ laws, but
wha's de use oh EN- so long ez nobody
pays any teushun to EN- L go Mort,
wha de Ablishinists hab eberyting dab
own way, and L find de niggah is ez bad
dol N,r g I,r,g A, Ia 4 h
lishnists witch is de champions NV ekal
rites alnt eddekated up to de pint NV
Dustin unekGl laws. We can't stay
heah and git our rites-we can't go dab,
coz ebry one Nv EN- will tell 700 his ma
Der amt dedicated up TO de pint NV doin
anything but holdin de offises and
paSsin resolooshens dat dey bIeeve in
de principles OBJ de Declarashen OBJ In
dependence, wich principles reed berry
we'll, but wat good is dey to me if dey
amt actid up to? Fo' fo'pence I'd go
hang MYSELF
They he'd other talk, and finally
broke up, endin with a prayer, the
burden NV wich wuz that the good Lord
wood find some way, wat they didn't
care, to eddicate their friends North up
to the Pinti
EZ soon eZ they wuz gone the Deekin
and Icrawled out from under the wagon
and l must say the old gentleman sur
prised me. Ditshin his hat down on the
ground he eSecooted one NV the most
frantic Highland filings my eyes ever
witnist. 1t astonished me tn see how
recklis the old man WIZ with his legs.
Finally, out NV breath, he subsidized
with prolonged shreek NV exultant
JOY; -
friend ?" sed /.
tNAsBY," sed he, ''its better than I
hoped for. The AbIishnists bar 'em out
they amt eddikated up to the pint,
and they drive 'em away They make
distinkshuns, and when the nigger's
distinkted aginst in part, he's precisely
the material NV witch to make a servant
unto his brethren. Eff the Niger can't
git all his rites in the North, he'd better
be without any NV 'eTn, in the South
Up ther he heZ all the cussitoOd nv bein
II free man, without any nv the indoose-
ments; down here ef he amt got any
NV the blessins NV freedom lie amt any
NV the sponsibiiities. The Niger nv
course will stay-he'd be cussed fool
eff he didn't. Bless the Lord for the
Ablishnist wat amt eddikated up to the
pint!"
And the blessed old lunatic execcoted
another Highland fling onto his hat
Sharin his enthoosiasm, ez / alluZ do
everybody'S [ meet, that | may share
whatever else they hev, we went to
Bascom's wher before we separated, we
wuz eddikated up to pint, and consid-
cradle more. BaScom carried the Dee
Kin home on a wheelbarrer, at a little
past one.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY, p. NJ,
(Which is Postmaster and likewise Pro-
lessor NV Biblikle PoIiticks i'll the
Southern Classikle d Military Insti-
loot.