The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-08-07
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though ii Wss not openly discussed.
NEWS AsD eossIP.
III every dog bes his day he might
pray that iTsshoufd be like } estsdhy. II
com biDsd The bsst points Of July aud
September.
Grant viii probably carry the ma
ton il be ezTrys the nomi-natiou.
The oEIssys he naval review Get
England ri, 90. and Il Was 20 stormy
nobody could SO IL
-NaxImIIian Il said to. have msas-
uTsd six fest three iuonss sItsr ne vas
shot
The Chicago plumbers have had their
wages red 1oed.
The Athens rOhioj AeSsASr Gays
good hsy sold in that place last week
for 5 per ton-
-Jones's Iandlsdy said it would giTe
her pleasure TO berry her bosrders. bGt
she coaidn't AFFORD IL
Il Richmond livery stable keeper
- announced Hs having presented
johnson With an easy arn-ehEir made
Of straw.
-sEsTidsp has ARMY planted Pssse
IN his officz as Governor Of Texas. Toe
conservatives VIII fnd hard 70 uPrOoi
him.
in England, during the present
year, 6S5 s25 dog licenses have b=sn L.
sued. The dog tax brings IN q hand
some revenue.
-Robsst Dale Oven Il on the liEt Of
ITcsum let ureTB for Incoming Bs9Sob.
He hes fo0r lectures TO suit customers.
What man writes Of bis life is his
autobiography What he should write,
II his ought autobiography.
-Yrogs are getting 70 Be an article Of
diet in a coed many places. Inst may
Be the cause Of 50 many crOakers.
To avoid cholera, says the doctor,
take care of your diet In other words
mind your peas and q-cumbez.
In childhood we cut our Teeth. In
age they cut as, says Prentice.
The frat soda fountain was made
by PTies.ley, a hundred years sgO.
No man can afford 10 go 70 PsrIia-
ment who il worth less that E1JO0 Il
year. II Is no place Tor poor meD.
The prohibition question has be-
come spirited in WiEcOnsin. The Ger
mans declare that they think more Of
their beer tnan they d0-of their party,
and will vote accordingly.
The single men OF the Surgeon
Generals office in Washington played
u
married men of the Office on Thursday
OF last week. TbeHiDgle men won the
game. p
"A correspondent of a Chicago
Newspaper says the quickest way 70 get
rid Of the Indians IL 10 establish ~his-
key shops all along the border and
give them all they want to drink.
General Mcclellan has finally made
mp his mind TO cOme home in NoveLn-
Der snd also tosuppOrt General Grant
for President. So says correspondent.
One of the statements is as probable as
the other. -
John Bright says of the summer
sault OF the tory leaders that there
was nothing to equal that since the
beasts were said 10 have committed
suicide TO save themselves from siaugh-
ter" 10 gal4
DIR. Raimbert, French doctor,
practices q new method OF Introducing
medicines in the animal economy, viz.
by the nostTils. He has done 50 with
morphine, which, 1t Bsems, Introduced
in that way, will cure violent head
aches. l.s q.
Men dying, make their villa, but wives
Escape work so sad:
WY feSia a tnsS mae nave YEA 'ne i've
Since 1881 the receipts of Austria
have exceeded her expenses only once.
The debt amounts TO over 1901. 900. 600
horins. with no prospect of ever grow
ing less.
Additional returns increase Brown
lows majority in Tennessee. Thirty
three counties give him a majority OF
twenty eight thousand, which It Is esti-
mated may be increased TO between
forty and hfty thousand.
That was a sad case of the Neapoli.
hn
duels TO prove that Dante was a greater
poet than ATiOsto, and who, on his
death bed, admitted TO his confessor
that he had never read the works oil
either. ~-E-
-Chignons should be wei secured.
a young lady went through fashion
able street in Boston the other day with
one dangling almost to her heels. The
artistic effect was lost-and the gay
chignon nearly so.
The procIamstions Offering 5000
for Head Centre Stephens are kept fresh
and clean at eveTp police station In Ire.
land, with his photograph in the CEN
tire. -r.-
TO prevent the Importation Of large
numbers of Jersey dogs, the premiu IN
on these animals in New York has been
reduced to twenty-five cents a head.
"A servant maid. who plumed her
SELF upon being employed in "genteel
family" was asked definition Of the
term. Where they have two or three
kinds OF wine, and the gentlemen
swear" was the highly satisfactory re-
ply.
The Treasury Department at Wash
ington, according to report, employs
over 10000 officials in its various rev.
enue departments. This number Is
nearly double the strength Of the grand
aggregate of the army OF the United
states ut the commencement of the
war.
Charleston is recovering from the
effects OF the war. The newspapers of
that city state that the "burnt district"
Is being improved with great rapidity,
aud in other parts OF the city old houses
are being torn down and replaced by
new end more modern structures.
Anything cool Is refreshing in this
weather, aud the following Hnecdote
from New Orleans Is about as cool as
could be desired: ga passenger got into
one OF the street cars and began to
smoke. The driver objected, saying
this was among the forbidden things,
and limiting that II he permitted i ne
would be discharged. If so, said the
smoker, IN engage you immedi-
ately.'"
The Virginia Central Railroad is now
.