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ed creature. Not a broom has the whole
place seen since I've been away. But
as soon as / get up, won't rummage
the house out, that's all. I hadn't the
heart to look at my pickles; but for all
i left the door locked. Pm sure the Jars
have been moved. Yes; you can swear
at pickles when you're in bed, but no.
body makes more noise about 'em when
you want 'em.
81 only hope they've been to the wine
cellar: then you may know what my
feelings are. That poor cat, too-Whatf Z
You hate edtS$ Yes, poor thingl be-
cause she's my favorite-that's it. II
that cat could only speRk-WhatS II
isn't 1ieceSSdIyS don't know what you
mean, Mr.. Caudle: but IL that cat could
only speak, she'd tell me how she's
been cheated. Poor thing! know
where the moneys gone that I left for
her milk-I know. Why, what have
you got there, Mr.. Caudie2 A book !?
What2 " you dr'Rf Gttot0ed to sleep
you'll redds Well, now it is come to
somethingl II that isn't Insulting
wife to bring a book TO bed, I don't
know what wedlock is. But you sha'n't
read, CaudleS no you sha'n't; not while
I've strength TO get up and put out a
And that is like your feeIingsl You
can think a great deal of trumpery
books; yes, You can't think too much
ofthe stuff that's put in print; but for
what's real and true about you, why
you've the heart of a stone. I should
like to know what that books about.
What7 Ailton's Paradise LOST /
thought some rubbish of the sort
something to insult me. A nice book
think, to read in bed; and a very re-
spectacle person he was who wrote 1t.
What do I kRolO Of himS Much more
than you think. A very pretty fellow,
indeed, with his six wives. What? He
hddht St1-he'd only threeS That's
nothing to do with it; but of course
yon'n take his part. Poor women! A
nice time they had with him, dare
say! And I've no doubt, Mr.. Caudle,
you'd like to follow Mr.. Millions ex-
ample: else you wouldn't read the stun
he wrote. But you don't use me as he
treated the poor souls who married
him. Poets, ,indeedI I'd make a law
against any of 'em having wives ex-
cept upon paper; for goodness help the
dear creatures tied to theml Like in
nocent moths lured by a candlel Talk
ing of candles, you don't know that the
lamp in the passage is split to bits! 1
say you don't-do you hear me, Mr..
Caudle7 Won't you answer? Do you
know where you are? What? In the
Garden Of Edens Are your Then
you've no business there at this time OF
night.
"And saying this" writes Caudle,
"she scrambled from the bed and put
out the light:"
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THERE is quite money panic in New
Orleans, arising from the depreciation
of ttla four or i've millions OF munieipal
shinplasters that arc used for small
change by the citizens. The currency
is quoted at a discount Of i've or six
per cent. The depreciation occurs part
ly in consequences OF the substitution of
military for civil authority in New Or
leans, and partly through an spprehsn-
sion OF Congressional action 10 tax the
currency out OF existence.
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An InstIiution for the Special Train
ing OF Teaehers--.A FIrst-cIaSs Aead-
eny for the Education SOf Young
Ladies' and Gentlemen.
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= TIE Colorado papers rake up an old
story about Chilcott the aspirant for
Congress from that locality. 1t seems
that he was in a country store at Fair
field, Iowa, in '56, whena Womanseame
in and inquired, in soto voice, if he bad
''any ladies' hose 3'i With the saaviIy
ofan almost-eongressman, he instantly
replied, .Yes," and ran 70 the ware
house tor smalI-sized .thoe, which
the lady, in conynlsfons of laughter,
replied -wouldn't suit, !" and left broth
er @. TO consult his school dictionary
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Greenwood Cemeterv

CITUATED- ON THE NATIONAL ROAD.
y SMILES eGst of the city, Is now ready faI
inteFTpsntE, sale, and Improvement of lots.
Itoontains 81 acres OF land, and Is laid out
In the most modern and improved style
can be easily reached at an seasons Of the
year by the National Road, and for three
fourths OF the year by the Hempdeld Rail
Road. II lspeTfectly secnre, and fnte1Efed TO
be beautiied by every variety oftrees, shrub
berry public -yanlt, chapel, Artificial lake,
fountains, etc, % make II equal to the best
rural cemeteries In the country.
Ample provision Is also made for its en-
larYemenf order and care in perpefulty.s =
Persons desirous OF purchasing lots can
examine the grounds with the Supernten-
dent who has plat, or Eecnre them by eaa-
Ing az the ONCE or the Secretary, on Main
street over the Bank OF Wheeling. rE
Persons Wishing 70 make nterments VIII
/ call on the Secretary 70 obtain Permits there
/ for.
Tickets Of admission to Lotholders and
visitors VIII be hSped hys The SecretsTy..
bot-RD OF DIRECTOEES-A- j. Sweeney
Prestdene & @. Bonham, SecTetaTyI J.. 8
khodss, JON g Muth. Geo. Aendeis los.
Bely Ino. a Armstrong, Geo. Adams, X q.
Jordan. Z. a. HIldreth. auSt=1yd
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ACCELERATED character has disap-
peared from the Palais Royal, Paris.
Rene Lartique was a Swiss, and man
of about sixty. BE spent the third of
his Life at dinner. Every morning at
ten o'clock he waste be seen going into
a restaurant, and in few moments was
installed in corner, which he only
Quilted about three in the afternoor,
AFTER having drunk six or seven bottles
OF different kinds OF wine. He then
walked up and down the garden till
the clock struck i've, when he made
his appearance again at the same res
taarHnt, and always at'the same place.
His second meal, at which he drank
quite as much as at the first, invaria-
bly, lasted till half past nine. There
fore, he devoted nine hours a day to
eating and drinking.
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IL Is thellntentiOn TO secure the SER
vices of able and experienced Profess
ors, and to teach in the most thorough
manner and in accordance with the
most improved methods, all the branch
es, including bookkeeping, of an Eng
lish education.
r For further information address
Board of Directors, West Virginia Nor
NAL School. >, r
Fairmont, Vest Hd., ApI-il lst, 1856.
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SHATTERED CONSTITUTIONS RESTORED
by HELMBoLD's EXTRACT BUoHU, moh5.
- A YOUNG LADY returnipp to i

EA-A You've LADY returning to her
country home after sojourn of a few months
in the city, was hardly recognized by her
friends In place of coarse, rustic, flushed
face, she had soft ruby complexion of al
most marble smoothness, and instead of
twenty-three she appeared but eighteen
Upon inquiry as to the cause, She plainly
told them that she used the CirCassian
Balm, and considered it an invaluable ac-
QUESTION to any Lady's toilet. By Its use
any Lady or gentleman can improve their
personal appearance an hundred fold. 1t is
simple in its combination, as Nature herself
is. simple, yet unsurpassed in its efficacy in
drawing impurities from, also healing, cleans
ing and Identifying the skin and complexion.
By its direct action on the cuticle it draws
from it all its impurities, kindly healing the
same, and leaving the surface as Nature in
tended it should be, clear, soft, smooth and
beautiful. Price 81 sent by Mail or Express,
on receipt of an order by
W. L, CLARK & CO., Chemists, i.
No. 8, West Fayette ST. Syracuse, N, Y.
The only American Agents for the sale Of
the same, febl2Y.
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year 1867, one mill on each dollars val
uation of the taxable property in the
County of Monroe, State of Ohio, for
road purposes, to be collected in money,
and paid over to the respective Township
Treasurers, according to an act passed
February 27, 1867. For bridge purpo-
ses, one mill on each dollars valuation Of
the taxable property in Menroe County,
to be collected in money.
Ordered that the Auditor write to G..
W. Foutz, in Washington Oounty,to pro-
ceea forthwith to Clarington, to secure
the bridge across the mouth of Sunfsh
Greek. "a ss,1 ,s psoa.ass-sS
Ordered that s572 go Of Military Re-
lief Fund remaining in the County Treas
ury, unexpended, be transferred to the
County Expense Fund.
There being no further business to
transact the Board adjourned to meet on
the 9th day of April.
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N u n T q r.


p The beautiful Piano Fortes of GRovEsTEEN
& Co., are deemed by all good judges to be the
Ultima Thule of instruments of the kind.
We cannot suggest what is wanting to make
musical instrument more perfect, although
we are slow to admit that the limit of i'm
provement can ever be attained.
Before they had brought their Pianos to
their present excellence they had submitted
them to competition with instruments of the
best makers of this country and Europe, and
received the reward of merit, over all others
at the celebrated Worlds Fair. 1t is but jus.
tice to say that the judgment thus pronounced
has not been overruled by the musical world.
Still, by the improvements lately applied
by them to their Pianos, it is admitted that q
more perfect instrument has been made
They have accordingly achieved the paradox
of making excellence more excellent. Sure
ly, after this, they are entitled to the motto
Excelsor." tsi sH o e may29.
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KNOW Thy Destiny.

| MADAME E. r. THORNTON, the great English
Astrologist, Clairyoyant and Psychometrician
who has astonished the scientific classes o.
the Old World, has now located herself a,
Hudson, N. Y. Madame Thornton possesse:
such wonderful powers of second sight, as to
enable her to impart knowledge of the great
est Importance to the single or married o.
either sex. While in state of trance, she
delineatesa the very features of the person
you are to marry, and by the aid of an in
strument of Immense power, known as the
Psychomotrope, guarantees to produce life
Ike picture of the future husband or wife o.
the applicant, together with date of marriage
position in life, leading traits in character, &c
This is no humbug, asythousands of testimo
malls can assert. She will send when desired
a certified certificate, or written guarantee
that the picture is what it purports to be-
By enclosing small lock of hair. and stating
place of birth, age. disposition and complex
ion, and enclosing fifty cents and stamped ca
velope addressed to yourself,you will receive
the picture and desired information by re
turn mail All communications sacredly
confidential. Address in confidence, MADAME
&. F. THORNTON, P.o. Box, 22s, Hudson, N. Y
febl2ly. not .sr., n q
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Wonderful but True.

MADAME REMINGTON the world-renowped
Astrologist and Somnambulistic Clairvoyant
while in clairvoyant state, delineates the
very features of the person you are to marry,
and by the aid of an instrument of immense
power, known as the Psychomotrope, guar
antees to produce a perfect and life like pic.
'ture of the future husband or wife of the
applicant, with date of marriage, occupation
leading traits of character, sc. This is no i'm,
position, as testimonials without number can
assert. By stating place of birth, age, dispo-
sition, color Of eyes and hair, and enclosing
stamped envelope, addressed TO yourself, you
will receive the picture by return mail, to-
getller with desired information. : 5c
Address in confidence, MADAME GERTRUDE
REMINGTON, P. o. Box, 297, West Troy, N. \.
feb12Y. Hl o4Gs:a4
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CONSUMPTION Durable BY DIR
SCHENCK,S MEDICINES


TO Ct3E CONSUMPTION, the system must be pre-
pared 90 that the lungs win heal To accomplish this the
liver and stomach must first be ceansed and an appetite
ated for good wholesome food which, by these medicines
VIII be dgested properly, and good healthy blood Isde
thus building up the constitution. SCHENCK,s MAN
DRAKE PILLS cleanse the stomach of all bilious or mucous
accumuations and by using the Sea Weed Tonic in con-
nection. the appetite Is restored. fN5F
SCHENCK'S PULMoNIC SYRUP is nuiricious as well
ssmedicina and by using the three remedies oil impurities
are expelled from the system and good wholesome blood
made which VIII fepel all disease. paen viii take these
medicines according to directions Consumption very frs-
queny in ts last stage yields readily to their action Take
theps frequently to ceanse the liver and stomach does
not follow that because the bowels cove they are
not required for sometmes in daha they ere
The stomach must be kept heahy and an appetite created
TO allow the Pulmonc Syrup to act the respiratory organs
properly and slsy irritation Then all thai il re1uirei
to perform permanent is to prevent taking cold
Exercise about the as much as posblc cot all tho
richest foodft meat game and. fact anything the sp
petite Graves; but be particular and m.sticate well
-,st- land W. go. mo- VI
jan22 s.g5 S, 49,
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MARRIER.

BLURE-DENBow.-Jan. IL, by John
Beardmors Mr.. Henry Biure and Miss Nancy
Dsnbow, all of this county. zoe -. '
MILLs-cLINE--Feb, S, by the same, Mr..
David Mills and Miss Alyira Cline, all of this
county. .s.sf. s.e.s ~,
-BENNETT-Feb. "a, by the
same. Mr.. Samuel Gratten, and Miss Susanna
Bennett, all of this county. .rieitiai
PATToN-WALTER.- 10, by ]. ].
Hutehison, Esq, James A. Patton, of Wash.
ington County, Ohio; and Mary A. Walter, Of
Monroe.
SHIELDS-TAYLoR.-on the Sd inst, by
REV. A. d. Ne Cormick, Mr.. George w. Shields
and Miss Mollie 3. Taylor, all of Monroe Co
BURKHAMER-THoMPsoN-on the I'd
inst, by Thomas Martin, Esq, Mr.. William
Burkhamer and Miss Rachael Thompson, al
of this county. -
CARTER-Mo CLINTOCK the Sd inst.
by the same, Mr.. Ephraim Carter and Miss
Sarah J. Nc Clintock, all of this county,, gai
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i w III l s K E R s
NJ U s T A G. H r s,

EoRCED to grow upon the smoothest face
81 in from three to FIVE weeks by using DR.
SEVIGNE'S RESTAGRATEUR CAPILLAIRE,
the most wonderful discovery in modern sci
ence. acting upon the Beard and Hair in an
almost miraculous manner. 1t has been
used by the elite of Paris and London with
the most aattering success. Names of all
purchasers will be registered, and if entire
satisfaction is not given in every instauce,t the
money will be cheerfully refunded. Price by
mail, sealed and postpaid, 81. Descriptive
ci1culars and testimonials mailed free. Ad-
dress BERGER, SHUTS & CO.. Chemists, No.
2s5 River Street, Troy, N. Y, sole agents for
the United States. febl2ly.
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GROvEsTEEN L CO.,
Piano Forte Manufacturers,
! 499 Broad,ray, Neao Yerk. a

rNHESE PIANOS received the Highest Award
i of Meritl at the Worlds Fair, over the
best makers from London, Paris, Germany,
the cities of New York, Baltimore and Boston;
also, the GOLD MEDAL at the American Insti-
tute, for FIVE SUCCESSIVE YEARs!l Our
Pianos contain the French Grand Action, Harp
Pedal, 0verstrung Bass, Full Iron Frame, and
all Modern improvements. Every Tnstru
ment WARRANTED FIVE YEARS. Made under
the supervision of Mr.. J. H. GRovEsTEEN,w who
has practical experience Of over thirty five
years, and is the maker of over eleven thou
sand piano fortes, Our facilities for manu-
featuring enable us to sell these Instruments
from 500 to 5000 CHEAPER than any first
class piano forte. july24lyHP.
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AsTROLOGY.
The World A stonish ed
AT THE WONDERFUL REVELATIONS
MADE BY THE GREAT AsTRoL oLoGfsr,
Madame H. A. PERRIG0.
AsTR0LOGY.

She reveals secrets. no mortal ever knew.
She restores to happiness those who, from
doleful events, catastrophes, crosses in love,
lossof relations and friends, loss of money,
&c., have become Respondent. She brings to-.
gether those long separated, gives informa-
tion concerning absent friends or lovers, re-
stores lost or stolen property, tells you the
business you are best qualified to pursue and
in what you will be most successful, causes
speedy marriages and tells you the very day
you will marry, gives you the name. likeness
and characteristics of the very person. She
reads your very thoughts, and by her almost
supernatural powers unveils the dark and
hidden mysteries of the futnre. From the
stars we >see in the frmament-the malefc
stars that overcome or predominant in the
confguration--from the aspects and positions
of the planets and the fixed stars in the
heavens at the time of birth, she deduces the
future destiny of man. Fail not to consult
the greatest Astrologst on earth. Il costs
you but a trlfle, and you may never again
have SO favorable an opportunity. Consul
tation fee with likeness and all desired in.
formation, ST.. Parties living at a distance
can consult the Madame by mail with equal
safety and satisfaction to themselves, as if in
person. full and explicit chart, written
out, with all inquiries answered and likeness
enclosed, sent by mail on receipt of price
above mentioned, and all correspondence re-
turned or destroyed References of the
highest order furnished those desiring them.
Write plainly the day of the month and year
in which you were born, enclosing a small
lock of hair. Address, M
aas MADAME H. A. PERRIGo,
45 P. %. DRAWER 293, BUpFALo, NY
feb12lY.
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PUBLIC SALE.

There will be sold at the residence of
Christian Cehrs, in Ohio township, Mon
roe County, on Thursday, the 9th day OF
Aprif, the following property,to wit. zoe
head OF Sheep; head of Cattle; about
zoo bushels of Corn; about 100 bushels
of Oats; also, some Farming Utensils,
with some other things not necessary
here to mention, all of which property
will be sold on credit of twelve months.
Particulars will be given on the day of
sale. CHRISTIAN CEHRs.
March12w3.
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CHASTELLARaS
W H | T E Ii @ U | d.
f N A M e L..

,forimprov ing and identifying the complex
ion. psts saB s{
The most valuable and perfect preparation
in use, for giving the skin beautiful pearl
like tint, that is only found in youth. It
quickly removes Tan, Freckles, Pimples,
Blotches, Moth Patches, Sallowness, Erup-s
tionss and all impurities of the skin, kindly
healing the same, leaving the skin white and
clear as alabaster. Its use can not be de-
tected by the closest scrutiny, and being
vegetable preparation is perfectly harmless.
1t is the only articleof the kind used by the
French, and is considered by the Partisan as
indispensable to perfect toilet. Upwards Of
10000 bottles were sold during the past year,
a sufficient guaranty of its efficacy. Price
only seventy five cents. Sent by mail, post
paid, on receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SHUTS & CO., Chemists,
febl2lY. 285 River ST., Troy, ~. Y.
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-. GR0VEsTEEN & CO.,
PIANO FORTE MANUFACTURERS
400 Broadway, New York.

HHE attention of the public and the trade
i is invited to our New Scale Seven Octave
Rosewood Piano-Fortes, which for volume
and purity of tone are unrivalled by ans
hitherto offered in this market. They con-
tain all the modern improvements, French
grand action, harp pedal, iron frame, over
strung bass, etc., and each instrument being
made under the personal supervision of Mr..
J. H. Grovesteen, who has had practical ex.
perience of over thirty years in their manu-
facture,is fully warranted in every particular.
The GrOvesteen Pian0-F0rfe
Received the highest award of merit
over all others at the Celebrated
Worlds Fairl s1t.s
Where were exhibited instruments from the
best makers of London, Paris, Germany,
Philadelphia, Baltimore, Boston and New
York; and also at the American Institute fol
five successive years, the gold and silver
medals from both of which can be seen at oul
warerooms.
By the Introduction of improvements we
make a still more perfect Piano-Forte, and by
manufacturing largely, with strictly cash
system, are enabled to offer these instruments
at price which will preclude competition.
PRICES.
No. /, Seven Octave, round corners, Rose
wood Plain Case. se..............,...S3 $500
No. 2, Seven Octave, round cerners Rose
wood Heavy Moulding. ......-.... 1926
No. 8, Seven Octave. round corners, Rose
wood Louis XIV style. ,...........$ $3.50
TERMS-NET Cash, IN CURRENT FUNDS
Descriptive Circulars sent free. mays.
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r. 3HELMBoLD's EXTRACT BUCHU and IN
PROVED ROSE WASH cures secret and delicate
disorders in all their stages, at little expense,
little or no change in diet, no inconvenience
and no exposure. 1t is pleasant in taste and
odor, immediate in its action, and free from
all injurious properties. mchs, ,'6T.
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nSrTba I.e,;sloture on the 91tb

~The Legislature, on the 9th ult
passed a new road law-aboishing the
sfice of Supervisor, and placing the
reads and bridges under the charge of the
trustees Of the townships, with power to
the Trustees to levy a tax of one and
ons-half mills for road and bridge put,
poses. There will, therefore, be no su.
perfisors elected this spring. Z q
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LOOK HERE EVERYBODY!
N E W H o LII
March12w3.

Mr.. & Mrs. MINsTERMAN take pleasure
in informing the public that they are now
prepared to keep Hotel in first class style
Their new house has been fitted up in ;
manner calculated to please the traveller
however fastidisus he or she may be.
The stables are all new, and the 5est
of care always taken of the traveller:
horses. 8, ~ - q -
Their new stand is about one hundred
yards East of the Public Square, on the
Sunfsh road, left hand side, corner build
ing. Their old customers and the trav
cling public generally, cannot do better
than to stop at the Minsterman Hotelsd
| mch5m3. +ase9 atH 7sn19 9es' e'au3
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CR1sPER COMA.

4la OH she was beautiful and fair,
8. With starry eyes and radiant hair
Whose curling tendrils soft, entvined,
unclaimed the very heart and mind.
CRISPER COMA,
For Curling the Hair Of either Sex into
Wayy and Glossy Ringlets or
Heavy Massive Curls.
By using this al ticle Ladies and Gentlemen
can beautify themselves thousand fold. II
is the only article in the world that will curl
straight hair and at the same time give 1t q
beautiful glossy appearance. The crisper
Coma not only curls the hair, but invigorates,
beautifes and cleanses it; is highly and de-
hghtfully perfumed, and is the most complete
article of the kind ever offered 10 the Ameri-
can public The Grisper Coma viii be sent
to any address,, sealed and postpaid, for 81.
Address all orders to.
w. L. CLARK & CO., Chemists,
No. 8. West Fayette St., SYRACUSE, N. Z.
ssifeb12ly,
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LOCAL INTELLIGENCE

@The question osa establishing the
graded road from this place to Millions
burg, Orts Malaga, was discussed before
the Commissioners, at their late session,
by the advocates from both towns. +
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1IThe subscribers Of the SPIRIT il
the different townships are requested tc
bring us a list Of subscribers when they
come up to Court. IS $50 as9 qAs
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s@s9hesG.A B., of this place have
not received their breech loaders yet
when received, they will be used for be-
nevolent purposes-shooting Democrats
we presume. ,ief sga ,5