The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1867-02-08

was confined TO the "Five Points" at
New York, or "Bucktown," at Gin.
cinnati."
Now our local is an innocent fell
low and never visited New York, or
was in "Bucktown.". Bro. Flana.
gan were you ever in either place,
and if so, did you graduate there
from we judge so as you appear to
know the ropes OF the places.
1--WE believe that we hazard moth
ing in predicting the next place we
will hear OF him, after he has been
kicked out of the Jeffersonian office,
as that paper must certainly do, if it
wants to retain q standing among re-
spectacle journals, will be in q cell
in the State Penitentiary, with lbs
arms and feet tied, and an armor
made fast to his head, to keep him
from butting out his brains-no, not
brains, for he never had any-from
bursting his empty skull, he having
gone entirely crazy"
No, we shall not kick him out of
the oflice-he is great admirer Of
the kenton Democrat and intends
following the example of that paper
in putting the +. +. of Findlay.
lie saves the Democrat and can use
from Understandable, beau.
tiful, facinating, etc, etc.-to infinity.
He won't 90 to prison--braiuless
people never do, but he may meet the
editor in the idiotic asylum-wo'd
not that be nice Neither will he go TO
PRISON for disloyalty. By the way,
how are accommodation in Ft Del.
aware? Our local never went there
ior disloyalty--did you?
"If the editor of the Jefiersonian
will take him around in a cage and
him, we are inclined to the
opinion that he will soon realize a
fortune by him, for most every per.
son would 90 to see the biggist min
compoop in existance.
We had our cage made, but at his
request gave him an opportunity to
see If more entirely Original per-
son could be found. January 4th lie
handed us the current issue of the
Democrat, containing show we spent
New Years." and smilingly demand
ed discharge. The cage is for sale,
and some Kenton man should pur-
chase it.
ut is too bad. for their own sake,
that some people have not got sense
enough to keep from publicly eXhi.
biting their ignorance and idiosyn'
erasy, We hops. ogr gg.. EeqtdJsrsm qtdJr mYti
space of our paper to this dotard,
which we do for his benefit, hoping
that his friends might take warning
from the same, and take him in
charge, or he may be so cunning as
to follow some farmers wagon out
OF town, and never again be heard
from"
AS to idiosyncrasy, we havnt go
word to say; but our local is mo-
a dotard-his age is somewhere
in the twenties. You SHOULD
beg pardon Of some of you
readers, from the fact that they hav'
got so used to being patted an'
praised that they won't want to los
the adjectives that might be put il
where the above quoted artice is
But if our local follows off a farmer
wagon it will he one owned by
farmer who has fine daughter, an,
he will yell "amiable, accomplished
lovely, etc, to conCiliate the father.
Now Bro. Flanagan you shouldn'
get mad at our local, for according
20 your own estimate he is not wort
it. We also hope the apology 10
his shortcomings will be satisfactory
though we fear not and so copy on
article from your paper to make til
matter sure:
"During the past week there hay
been two large social soiees at til
!, residence of Mr.. in kentol
! One was on Monday evening, an
consisted of married folks. I'll
other was on Tuesday evening, an
was given as the party OF Miss -
e daughter of --, and sister to -
:. wife, This was the young people
> party, including few newly-marrie
couples, who appeared in their go
1 geous array. Through the courtes
$ of Miss -, we had the pleasu
i Of attending the party on Tuesdi
=, evening and take pleasure in sayiI
that it was brilliant affair, al
l. could not be surpassed for fema
: beauty, elegance, and richness OF
tire, and lively enjoyment, IN any
the large cities. Several of the ladi
entertained the gay assembly wi
at sweet and thrilling music on the
:, ano while others enjoyed themselv
y in various ways. The refreshmei
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