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Sherid ans Leyee.

PHILADELPHIA, September ~ Sheri-
dan held levee this noon ut the Union
League House and received thousands
OF ,uembers of the league and friends.
A large crowd witnessed his ent rance to
the hall and the cheering was enthusi-
astic among the visitors and also of the
orphan boys of deceased soldiers from
the Lincoln Ins itute. Their cOumau-
der made neat speech. welcoming
sheridan tn the city. He replied thank
ing them for the pleasure of seeing
them. The hoys gave him three cheers.
4 Committee OF Council waited on
Hancock rendering him the inequalities
0f the city. He was also invited TO the
banquet at the League House, hut he
declined both.
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New Ksrk MARINES. =

NEW AOhhs ocpIeiuDerZf.
COTTON-lc lower; sales of 900 bales
at % for middling uplands.
FLOUR-Receipts 132,5OO barrels;
without decided change, rather more
doing, the sales were 1900 barrels at
q 75a9 90 for superfne State and west
ern; 9 65a12 80 for extra western; 9 70
al2 81 for ronnd hoop Ohio; 10 0Oal6 W
for st. Louis. California quiet; sales OF
$50 sacks and barrels at II GOALS 50.
Sales of 800 barrels rye four at SOFAS %
WHISKY-Steady;s sales of $50 barrels
western at 80, bonded.
WHEAT-Receipts 1925 bushels
market la2c better, with quite lisnt
supply Offering; sales of 1900 bushels
at 9 55a2 81 for amber State; eo lot
white California.
RYE-Firm sales 1000 bushels west
ern at 45a1 30.
BARLEY-Heavy; 1a2c lower; sales
$500 bushels Of No. . Chicago at AZ.
MALT-Dull.
CORN-Receipt 2SS0 bushels; opened
at 2a3c lower aud closed tirper; sales
1856, 900 bushels at 27al 30i for mixed
westerns; 25al 20 for unsouud and 30
al 81 for No. Illinois River.
OATS-Are better; sales 56,0 900 bush
els at 76c for Ohio and Chicago, also
10000 bushels at 73lc for first half and
TIC for last half.
RICE-Quiet.
COFFEE-Dull.
SUGAR-Active and firm; sales 1000
hogsheads of Cuba at IL GALES.
MOLASSES-Dul.
HOPS-Cnchanged.
PETROLEUM-Dull and lower at l4t
also for crude and 32ia33 for refined III
bond.
PORK Opened steady and closed
heavy; sales 1850 bblsat % S7a24 10 for
mess; closing at % q cash and 20 5Oa
81 90 for prime.
BEEF-Steady and unchanged; sales
500 bbls.
BEEF HAMS-Nominal
A CUT Enthusiastically: sales 3lo
packages at l2al3 for shoulders and liza
Il for hams.
BACON-Quiet; sales - boxes STRAIT
ford cnt at l3i.
LARD-Firmer; sales 1850 hhIs at
l34al4s, the latter an extreme.
BCTTER-Steady at lJa2I lot ONO
CHEESE-Qniet and unchanged. LII
LATEST T.. VI.
FLOrR-Closed firm; market active
for low grades; quiet and steady for
high grades.
WHEAT-Quiet and firm, with a very
light supply.
RYE-Steady at l 45al AZ for western.
OATS--Quiet ut 75a76 for Chicago and
Ohio.
CORN-Firmer and fairly active at
| 30al 81 for good to prime mixed west
ern.
PORK-Dull; sales of 80 barrels
mess at % 81, cash, closing nom
inal, and % 30, regular.
HBEEF--Favors buyers; moderate in
quiry.
CUT MEATS--Nominal.
BACON-Quiet and steady.
LARD-Firm at l4sal4t for fair to
prime steam, and l4!al4s for kettle rem
dered.
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Indian Troubles.

Sr Louis, September General
Marcy, while returning from a tour of
inspection in New Mexico, was attacked
by Indians near Pawnee Fork. Lieu
tenant Williams, of the Fifth Infantry,
lost leg. and one man killed aud three
wounded. The stage was also attacked
NJ Pawnee Fork.
Major Rodney Smith, paymaster, with
an escort Of forty men, was attacked at
Cimerone Crossing, but no damage done.
He received reinforcement of sixty
men.
The Indians were estimated at 200 or
200, and Charley Bent was recognized as
one of their leaders.
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From Kingston

KINGSTON, w, September 27.-The
inques' in the Driscoll murder case
closed to-day. All four of the prisoners
were committed for trial. The Jury
eOmplimented the American officers for
courtesy shown the Canadian authori-
ties of vigilance in pursuing prisoners
who were delivered up without the
forms and delays in usual cases of en-
tradition.
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"a St. Cortlaudt At. MONTREAL Julv II ls64.

"a st. Cortlandt st., MONTREAL July IL, l564.
MeSSrs. Deems d. Bolton Gentlemsn: For
the last eleven months have been suffering al.
most daily from severe attacks of Dyspepsia;
so much 80 that could with difficulty retain a
meal In my stomach mere than twenty minutes.
At night I experienced a great burning in OF
about the heart; general depression of spirits,
attended with frequent headache, dizziness OF
dlmness of sight. l tried various cathartic
compounds and stomach preparations, without
being afforded any effectual relief, till used
four bottles OF Hubbels Golden Bitters, since
which period l have not been troubled with a
single one Of the above complaints. From the
benefits those Bitters have afforded me, feel
II my duty TO express publicly my grateful
thanks. GEO. A BANCROFT,
Accountant and Collector.
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BuHsIo MARKET.
BUFFALO, September q.

BUFFALO, September q.
Flour inactive; western spring at ID
al0 20. Wheat--Amber Michigan at
2 40a2 a.; white do at = 60a2 62i; Chica
60 spring No. 2 at 99a2 90; No. Mil
waukee spring at205. Corn dull. Oats
active at 64a643. Barley held at 2Sal 30
for western. FreIghts scarcely so firm;
wheat. &; corn, II; oats, 9 1-2.
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Apeeehinfa Riankcd.

New YORK, September 27.-Dr. Snod-
grass publishes a statement by which
il appears that the loyal Governors at the
Antietam dedication, especially Gov
ernors Fenton and Geary, were to make
addresses, but Governor Swami, ut the
dictation eff the President, called for
the beuediction just in time to cut them
off.
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i lOi Butts odd Ben's" blk les,
% caddies do. do do. -
10 butts Niagara" do. "
% caddies do. do. "
So butts Dew Drop" do. -
30 Iaddies Hombrick do.
l0i boxes Emily Jsnes natl IT,, lib.
81 do. Diadem soft pd. 9 inch.
81 do. Wheeler's I'D. pd. 9 do.
81 do. do. hard pd ID. Jumps.
10 do. "Millie Collins" hard pd. Id. Jumps.
II do. Keen's Fine Twist natl II.
81 do Miller's L. and K. twist choice
l6drums Fig Leaf
2Dkgs. 6twist running lOs.
SMOKING TOBACCO
Is bbls. +. G. smoking tobacco.
~ hlf bbls' +. q. do. do. .a
10 bbls. G. S. do do.
10 hlf bbls. T.. 5. do. do.
Our stock of tobacco Is large and the assert.
ment unsurpassed By any in. the market. Mer.
chants are respectfully invited to give us q Call
before purchasing elsewhere.
MAXWELL g. TINCiLE.
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New York Dry Goods Marked.

The Dry Goods market is without
much change; demand moderate, with
some slight shading in the price of lig hit
unbleached sheeting and shirting, but
for other descriptions the prices are
we'll sustained. Prints are in light
stock and selling freely at l5al6 for best
makes. Standard sheetiugs are steady
at 17a17 1-2 for best brands, and 10 for
seconds and three yard goods.
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OUR TERMS:

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Club rates after the Club has been raised. pro
vided ful years subscription II taken.
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ters may be sent at our risk Addres-
LEWIS BAKER.
Jy2s Wheeling. West virgin
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NEW YoRK. March 10th. 1864,

NEW YORK, March 3Oth, 1864.
MeSSrs. Geo. C. HubbeI d Co., Hudson, n. Y.
Gents: My family having been the recipient
of marked benefit in health by the use of your
Golden Bitters, l am induced to acknowledge my
sense Of gratitude in this letter which you are
privileged to use az you desire. can cont.
IDENTIFY assert that since the first bottle of your
BitterS entered my house have heard of no
complaints of dyspepsia. My wife had been
troubled with the malady for years, and had
also been much annoyed by piles. The symp.
toms and the disease have both left, and she Is
well. Other members of my family endorse the
good qualities Of your article, and ! can only
say, in conclusion, that should be happy to give
verbal evidence TO the doubling at any time they
may call on me. With much regard, / am,
Yours truly,
A. GRAHAM.
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Toledo Market.
TOLEDO, September q

TOLEDO, September "a.
Flour quiet. Wheat, amber &c better;
spring tirmer: sales white Michigan at
. 80; amber do = 80; No. spring : o..
Corn dull, nominal and &c lower: sales
No. = Wabash ut o.; Michigan 06.
Oats without material change; sales No.
at -. Rye % for No. l. Barley
| 81 for No. /.
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From Fortress Monroe.

FORTRESS MONROE, September ~
The destruction of Reuben Ryland's to-
bacco factory by fire, ut Petersburg, in
volved loss of 100000, insured for
10000. About 800 hands were thrown
ont of cmploymeut.
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THE FINANCIAL INTERESTS
Oh
THE PEOPLE

As involved In Governmental Administration
will receive special attention.
Political corruption has already brought tho
land 10 the verge Of Bankruptcy and Ruiz
Taxation already strips the clothes from the
backs of many people, aud robs their childrrno Of
bread. Additional extravaganza threaten, 10
reduce the richest to poverty, and all thr bbor
ing classes TO beggary.
In addition 10 gigantic national irand, The
tax -payers Of West Virginia aro suffering fiom
domestic knaves and homemade .c0undrts
From summit 10 base your official system i,
marked by corruption and fraud
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New York Money Market.

NEW YORK, September q.
Gold without decided change; open.
ing at 1881, and closing at l43s.
Government stocks without material
change; coupons, 81, HOS; do '62, ll3t;
do GA, log; do '65, 1908: do new issue,
l07a; do 81, ITO: l0-4Os, 99l; 7-3ps. 1868
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NEW YoRk, January nth, 1884.

NEW YoRE, january 18th, 1864.
Hears. Geo. @. Hub6el q Co.
Gentlemen Your Bitteys having been such
blessing in my family that cannot refrain from
sending you this testimonial. In December last
my wife was very acknowledgements got
so very low that some good stimulant was abso-
lutely necessary. tried wine but IL did no GOOD
Having bottle Of Golden Bitters' which had
been given me by friend, thought would
try them; / had ne faith In them, yet thought
would give them trial 1 can truly say that
my wife gained strength and health with every
dose. In one month she was entirely well and
strong. Cheerfully do recommend them to all
ladies' a. gentle and strengthening stinulant.
Yours &c,
GEO. A J. NORMAN,
ls5 West 31th street ". 7.
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YeNKERs, MAY Q. 1864.

YeNKERs, May Q, 1864.
MessrS. Geo. C. HuJbel f Co.
Gents:-Having used only two bottles of you T
Golden Bitters" can recommend them with
the utmost confidence as a tonic, particularly
for a change of diet and water. 1t is as well for
ladies and children, giving them part Of wine.
glass two or three times day.
Yours respectfully,
GEO. c, BAKER.
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Died.

New YORK, September 27.-Izzy Laz-
arus, the well known sport, died ycster-
1ay
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GOLDEN BITTERs.-nubbel's Gold.

GOLDEN BITTERs.-nubbers Gold.
en- Btters are rapidly gaining worldwide rep
utation. Read the following:
PARIS, France, june . 1864
neSsrs. HtLbtel6 Co.-Gents: Lea cav that
your Golden BitteTs is the most wonderful medi.
cine in the world. 1t acts truly in most mirac-
ulous way. Suffer- ng withdyspepsia OF the most
painful kind. used the Golden Bitters prepared
by Mcssrs. Hubbel T. Co, and was cured. am
convinced that all complaints Of this kind can
be cured by your Bitters. Wishing you pros
perity and great success In the curing of all the
that afiiict the human frame
am. gentlemen, yours, with respect,
CASHIER FABR1GOU
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PetrOleo- Calcium Gas.

~Hr or ,rup ,ror,r v
I nrororo.r,a ~ .L MS 81 l., siALOAbLE IN
n ~ 'i1 az - tIe process OF man
Sn.k SaS the LStroie0-Saiclum Gas
Do,hpsh!, VI "nSgnnB, WEST virginia, upon
patents Oh Ut D. u SOnhely, from an almost
x ", product OF Petroleum OIL, tresidunn)
~ eoInonhalon WIN hn'e, OF h'He and coal, so
slhPle Una. Two thousand ieet OF Gas may be
Oy any IAt INN mann OF STAPLE boy OF ordinary
Inteitn1gehce VI three hours IL has been thor
%ana ,eT WS upon sucn scale, at the McLnre
Of NJ p G;InI am az III Iesiuence
Nv tbc cer,oin,, ~ e., "1a AZ ZANE cI.y' ~ 70
factor,, pasnI,s u ~. iss snoISang entirely Satis
laroe 9uantities ~ CO Pa cs,. II VI s,iL ana
economy annlied IN Jy;r1te pss;J.'ass 60:
,oyss Go,y E,1.,a, - 60; oeha'-
IN any Gas now In nse no. o,i,
simplicity nracticabiIi,v ,,rd 80, shan,,
manufactnre bnt for 90 snra,fo, riiI =.
irtn.nca 49,, a. -. III ~ y roIt
Snnbnrous 90 81. ~ HVni the
J'basa facts ,ha asn. y. ..c n,
take nlsasnrs IN Sa,nnnstr., 20 .I VIZ
IN drnt an interast ,ha,asnIs ~ ~ uosliIng
pany will sel rights 70 man,,factrre r., I'LL.
T,onnties Dstric,s ~, So "a IL IN LYME
tion 10 the foljowinc "~ VA ''' AS'on
rrc,,',,
TESTIMONIALS:
U,rp,,,,,, W ". -. ,,..
hAhLN", W. A., August D. 1867.
Ioue fTes'dent % NE PetToteo Calcium Gas Co:
sIR-We have tbororobI,, and ..,.s,u- 4.
tne and workings Of the
your company's natents and ths corDI,Ians 70
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WnWnakee Market

MILWAUKEE, September q.
Flour dull; city Xxx 950al0 90. Wheat
unsettled at 81.
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Adjourned.

BUFFALO, September 2.-The Amer
lcan Board of Missions, after short
session. this morning adjourned.
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READ THE EVIDENCE.

NEW YORK, April sd, 1864.
Geo. C. Hubbel d CO.-Gentlemen We have
analysed your Golden Bitters, and find that its
component parts entitle it to the notice of the
medical profession Since our analysis we have
used it in our practice with very satisfactory
suits, and find IL particularly we'll calculated TO
correct arrangement of the digestive organs,
such as dyspepsia, diarrhea, sick headache,
cholic &c. &c, and il n superior tonic for daily
use in moderate quantities for aged persons, and
also those of delicate constitutions. Yours, &c,
Doctors J. F. & T. S. NORBURY.
No. 1877 East 32d street.
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WE ALSO HAVE CONSTANTLY
w in store, Buckets, Tubs, Wash Boards
Brooms, Essence Coffee, Extract Logwood, Mad
der, Indigo, COpperas, Blue Vitrol, Alum, Pep
per, Allspice, Cinnamon, NutlneSs, Cloves, Mus
tard, Ginger, Bicarb Soda, Sal. Soda Rabbits
Soap, COlgate's Soaps, German Soaps, Family
Soaps. Candles Mould and Star, Concentrated
Lye, Window Glass, Lead, Shot, Gun Caps, Pow.
der, Cotton Yarn, Cotton ana Flax TwineS
Candle Wick, Batting Wrapping Paper, &c.
MAXWELL 4 GINGLE.
noyI
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PRESIDENTIAL CANV ASS

"HICH, IT Is ACKNOwLEDGEp MIST
w be the most important Political Campair1
in the history of our Government The LI,
mishing preparatory TO this great light Ia. Al
ruady commenced and the condition oi m.
country makes the early and thorough di>sr,aI
nation Of the principles We advocate, path
otto duty. We therefore invoke the aid q, al
true men in extending the circulation nt ih.
REGISTER. There II not locality In the com
try where Club could not be- made up WITH
slight effort.
Notwithstanding the RRGIsTEK il only In N.
dfGh year, IL already, tn point of Circulation Ia
huence, Ability and Value. ranks among tie
frat papers in the land, and coniessrdly stand.
far ahead Of any Of its contemporaries In Wet
Virginia. II VIII be the aim Of the Propri,ior
not only 10 maintain. hut % add IA iiS hici
reputation.
This paper will not be surpassed by any pub
LEGATION In the country Tor its cumpl, tones, sss
Family Business and Political Journal. IN n,
Telegraphic News, Domestic as well ~ h, ilr
Atlantic Cable; its full and reliable Financial
aud Market Reports its Local Intelligence IL.
compilation Of News transpiring IN the State
and throughout the nation; ~ 1lIE rETSiINFs.
vIGoR AND HONEST BOLDNEss OF ITS EpiIom,is
and in all the requisites that 20 To mIk, up
WIDEAWAKE, FIRSTCLASS NEWSPA
PER, II shall not be cNcclled.
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INFANCY TO OLD AGE,

and in every state Of health are liable 10 be sub
jects OF these diseases. The causes In many in
stances are unknown. The patient has, how.
ever an admirable remedyi in
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Philadelphia Ec, Bule,;s Edi,orial, S>pt Is, 1866
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A. TURNER,
Wholesale Grocer
AND
P ROD UCE DEALER,
NO. 81 MAIN STREET,
WHEELING, w. VA.

AN COMMENCING BUSINESS ONCE
Il more, and am now daily receiving my stock
Of groceries and choice family -four 20 which
invite the attention Of the public and -Olicit
share Of the patronage which have heretofore
so literally received. A. TURNER.
aep5-lm
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DIR. JOHNSTON,

Member of the Royal College Of Surgeons, Lon.
dom graduate from one Of the most eminent
Colleges in the United States, and the greater
part Of whose life has been spent in the hospitals
Of London, Paris Philadelphia and elsewhere
has effected some of the most astonishing cures
that were ever known. Many troubled with
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness, being alarmed at sudden sounds,
bashfulness, with frequent blushing, attended
sometimes with arrangement of mind, were cur.
"A immediately.
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WHOLESALE GRocERs.

WHOLESALE GROCERS.
MAXWELL 6 TINGLE, |
WHOLESALE GR0CERS,
AND DEALERS IN
FLOUR, BACON, LARD, &c.
50 MAIN STREET,
WHEELING, w. VA.
FLOUR. .l-.S
| loo bSis POIlock's Ind Family White Wheat.
100 do Washington do do
50 do shelby Family.
100 do Torrid Zone do, ..
''' ~ MAXWELL i TINGLE.
n. o. Sugar and MOIasSes.
n. HHDS. PRIME y. o. SUGAR
IN ion bbls do Molasses
,Iust received per Steamer Keuton. We invite
the city retail grOcers attention to tGs aGeVe
goods MAXWELL . liNul-h
, loo has prime Rio Coffee for sale.
y wv r" MAXWELL TINGLE.
SUGAR-
y 20 hhds. p. K. Sugar.
M do Cuba do. in store and arriving
MAXWELL & TINGLE.
DEFINED SUGAR
IL Is bbls Standard CT, powd and grand.
IS do. A. g. H. Coffee SngaS
D do. FL. c. e. & Z, Yellow, at
MAXWELL & T1NIILES.
SYRUP-
y 25 bbls. Brunes Golden Syrup.
~ do. Philadelphia dc.
Is hlf bbls. best golden do.
10 kegs DO do. Do.
nj MAXWELL & TlNGLES
V'EA.-
i 10 hlf ch choice q. +. Tea.
10 do. do. Y. H. do
Is do. medium grades u. i. and \. II.
10 do. 0olongs, for sale: -,
MAXWELL ( TINGLE.
NATEsTERN RESERVE CHEEsR.
w 50 boxes Prime Western Reserve Cheese
for sale. ~
MAXWELL & TlNGLE.
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To cure these diseases we must bring into action
the muscles which are engaged In their various
functions. To neglect them, however slight
NAV be the attack is sure to affect the bodily
health and mental powers. Our FLESH and
BLOOD are supported from these sources. Per-
sons AZ every period Of life, from
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Plated Ware.

We have a lir.c assortment q Tea Sets. SAVERS
Casters, CAKE Baskets, Cups, Gohlets, Butter Dish
e. spoon Holders. Card Stands, Syrup Servers
Pickle jar Wine Stands, Ess Boilers Sardine Box
ss, Celery Vases, "Tete Tete' sets, Hotel Sets
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Monographs, by Josh Billings.
The Jealous Man is alwuz a hunting.

The Jealous Man is alwuz hunting.
He is alwuZ hunting for sumthlng that
be don't expekt tew find, and alter he has
found it, he IL mad bekause be haz. These
fellers don't belev in spooks, and yet they
are about the only folks who ever seen emmy.
A jealous man IL alwuz happy Jist in pro-
portion as be il miserable.
Jealousy IL a disease, and il IL good deal
like sea sickness-dreadful sick and kant
vomit.
The Stiff Man looks down when he walks
upon folks lie doesn't seem tew hav but
one timber int in him, and that IL lokated
in hiz noze
He il a kind ov maskuline turkey on par
ade in barn-yard.
lie IL gipersIly loaded with wisdum clear
ND tew the muzzell and when he goes oph
makes noize like kannon, but don't dew
emmy damage.
bev seen him FIRE into krowd and miss
eyry man.
Az general thing stiff men git mad dred-
ful easy. and hav to git over It dredful easy,
bekase folks hain's apt tew git big skare
at what they hain't afraid ov.
Stiff man had a grandfather once who
went tew Kongress from our distrikt, and
there hain't one IN the whole family that haz
been able to git timber sinse
The Model Man never distuIbs hen when
she IL setting; never speaks kross tew lost
dorg alwuz puts a five cent shinplaster IN
hiz vest pocket late Saturday mite to hav it
redy Sunday morning for the church platter /;
rizes whenever lady enters the street kars /;
remembers yurc unkle planely, and asks ar
ter awl the family. II be steps on kat s
tale, he IL sure to dew it light, and imme-
diately asks her pardun hooks up his wife Z
dresses. and plays hoss with the childr' n
Never NEEDLES with the milk pans; goei
easily over errands and Gums back in sea son
attends every tcjy's phuneral; kan alwui
tell when the moon changes thinks just a
&c d., and follows everybCdy's aGyi sc bu
bis own practices most Of the virtew with
out knowing it leads the life Of shorl
lamb; gifts sick after while, and dies al
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