The weekly Butte record., 1867-07-13


hickory. So he trimmed a switch and went TO look
for the yuungster, who incontInnaly too his heels.
After chasing the boy around for while. the old
man thought TO persuade him to stop and take the
licking. So he halted and hailed The wary fugi-
tive: .'Shon, saidhe, ''Shon, stop. l IN not
mad as vat wash =
BaIDGKr Gleason. meat cook at the Railroad Ho-
tel Detroit. left sharp butcher knife the table
last Wednesday morning. May Is. the point pro
jectng over the edge and the but end living against
stone: and a few minutes later, approaching the
table in hurry, the blade entered her thigh
severing the fonoral artery She bled 10 death in
three hours despite all efforts to save her.
Mrs. Sosnd so lost her husband very good
man. TO whom she much attached A few days
after the funeral the the brought in his bill
For digging grave. two dollars. "My gracious" :"
said the woman, you don't charge two dollars for
digging a grave in such soft spot as that!
would willingly have dug it myself for two dollars
Two little boys away from home in an Ohio
town recently. and left note stating that they
were going to the Rocky Mountains to hunt buffalo
They were captured ubont six miles from home in
the act OF shooting at calves with bow and arrow
taken home and put u bed without their supper.
TnE over-crow ding of the poor in South London
Is something dreadful In John street Newington
man, his vile. three children. their grandfather
and three other adults sleep in room containing
only eight hundred and ten cubic feet Of air. An-
other room is occupied by man. his wife, their
children, and fifteen dogs.
A PROMINENT citizen of Portland Oh reading that
there were twenty applications for divorce
filed IN the Supreme Judicial Court sta rted immej-
lately to examines the docket 10 see if he was
among the number libelleed. He came away un.
yuttled II mind.
COURAGEOUS woN.S.-There is woman IN
Indiana who has been married four times and is
now iIy with her hus hand SkiilfuI y
ing did it, All the parties are well as could be
expected.
THE DAY AFrER.-There was an elopement in
Fredona, n. II the other day; the date is not Civ
en- but il was the dav after the vonnc lady con-
cerned had been whipped by her father for sitting
mp night" with her lover, says an exchange
The Home journal vouches for tie fact that in
certain inaolent fashionable families in New York
oity. men ca led regulnly to wind up the clock.
Several jewelers. ketp men for this service. and
dispatch them daily On regular ROUNDS or beats.
CuILDin Montgomery county, Virginia was re-
Gently christened Andrew jackson GoIdon James
Buchanan Raise The Flag aud Fire The Cannon
Downs 1t was all the parent had to give their
child.
vAoAroSp seeing the motto. Opportunity
makes the THEFT said. Not ol,cays. found big
anchcr and chain cable the Sidewalk the other
h't"ts "itu t+Hi. tStNA II, tI4tit Was uoDOON
about neither
THERE is a wide difference between wi: and hu.
NOR. Humor lies King at the bottom of a
deep well-whlle wit clad in garish habiliments
with bright feather in is bat, sits astride the
highest weaihercook.
AWEsTERN man speaking of the Pacific rail
road, says il is one OF the funniest condolences in
the world that almost every alternate section of
Ia aftf &c hal,
member Of Congress-
'DoN'r be afther making fun of the bird said
newly imported Hibernian to lad whom he dis
covered annoying land terrapin with bulrnsh
how do YOU know but he has blessed fine feathers
under his overcoat?
Writing from Boston. New York country editor
saws: Boston is chiefly Distinguished for it, aukce
enterprise. magnificent htrhor crooked streets, hy
pocritcal piety. spacious Common. big organ. dill
apiiated State House. and the Atllntlc Monthy.r
TIE mother of Samuel Case, the Lad whe was
hung in Cincinnati. recently. tor the murder of
James Hugher. died two weeks after. OF consurnp-
ton. Her death was greatly FASTENED by the execu
uon OF her son.
ONE Of the most reliable exchanges saws that
young man named Simon Rogers recently blew
out his brains, al er 6i4dns his wife good BY ich
shot saa.
Ton Hoop was opposed to early rising, in fact
any thing in the line OF personal activity. He de-
elared that who was always e,ifring' must
be spoon
MEMORIALS. holding his pssce az some obstructive
Discourse. was asked why he spoke not =. Because
said he, ! have sometimes repented Of speaking
but never Of holding my peace.
TIE Greeks aud Romans never had corns. The
Greeks and Romans did not wear stockings. There.
fore the stockings evidently the occasion of the
corns.
SrcH lively music was rendered hv an organs,
al high church in New York the other even
ing. that an old man actually got on the aisle and
commenced 10 dance breakdown.
THE latest report from Mexico a: presea. wri.
ting is that Macmillan is not SHOT. It is to be
hoped that this report will be fixture until he gets
out OF the country.
Az old negre, Walter Bland. aged seventy, WAS
shot and Killed near louisville recently by some
unknown parties The aSsssSins called the old nsu
from his bed and then killed him.
LADY took her little boy to church for the frs,
time. Upon hearing the organ he on his fee.
insfGnfer. Sit down. said the mother. - won't.
he shouted. 81 want 10 see the monkey
FANNY FrSN gives sermon on insanity IN the
following sentence: The crazisst people in the
world, are they who are never suspected OF being
Tux Newburgh .jo,,rua! no,ices bilth on the
cars. snG heads IL Bnra at Thirty Miles an Hour
II that youth isn't fast it won't be because he
hadn't good start.
MARY P. Chambers died in Broklvu cn Tuesday.
the lith in consequence Of an overdose of nur
romioa given ~ mistake Of drug clerk. who was
arrested.
LADIES. let your hair, teeth and complexion be
false If necessary but let not your hoods be false;
falSshoodS are iaeXeuSahle.
NEGRo in Memphis. Tenn WAS shot By
man while attempting force an entrance into the
house when the woman was alone
CFoS comparing the enormous prices Of the nee
essaries o; lie with inaera expenses an exchange
concludes that it Is cheaper TO I've than to die.
"HoRAcs Greeley" observed Wilmington pa
per. spropos Of the hallng Of jefferson Davis. ia
no sardine."
By the accidental falling in Of an Old building 10
Chicago on the 18th a lady named Watkins was
crushed TO death aa6 five mea were badly injured.
SMALL chap on the street with = big hat on;