The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1867-11-15

book, paid me the mummy, tole me a
anniekdoat bout a man in Aminust,
(and Norrits he lafl7d,) took me crost
the street, treeted me to Mise snak NV
saft Krabs, made ole Hartman advut-
tise with his shurt picture, also kortlan,
also Ormstrong ~ Eathr, maid ded
set at Bendan, and neerly fetcht him;
got me good menny subscribers, wi
ted me to dinner, and dartid off doun
the street like steem injine in high
croun white hat. which lie is. and sets
the bess roce beat on bis tsbil l uvver
eet.
Kunnle Henry Patun, he also helpt
me heep, interiuicin NV me to yung
Mr.. Passano, which it'll pay any man
to go into his sto, jest TO talk to him. |
met menny plezent men in the sitty,
but not one nv UNI imprest me so fave
bly, as this yung ientilman. His face.
his inaner, his evrything pleasd me, and
| RELY fell in love With him, tho /
didn see him but two or three minnits,
aud we didn swap ten words sleersly.
His hous is l.. Passano d Sons. Go
thar. bet you'll be pleesd. The Kur-
null also took me to Mr.. C. II. Myers,
which we fohn him very bizzy in par
NV white flannel pantalunes, a hanson,
stylish man, and keeps, they tell me,
the best assortment NV sperrits and fine
lickers in the town. Exchange Place,
brick hous, left han side goin to the
post offs, neer the cofnder.
Another good plais to go to, eff you
want overkote like mine; or eny luther
kline, or envy luther warm APPAREL, is
kole, Price d Ko., thar number is in
thar keerd,) up stars, and thar amt
better overkote than mine at the price
ennywhar, and i won't charge you
nuth'n fer shewin nv 1t to you, pervfdin
you don't ketch hold NV the buttons
Ef you want wig fer yore srarpar;
or warterfoul, or sum kurls fur wore
wife and dorters, Maddum Jennyret.
that lives in cross street, near
Charles, whar all the prittiest Mimmin
in the worl kongregait. She will
akomodatc you, and you'll be ALLEGED
to me fer tellin you. When Won Sit
tired, as you'll be certun to do walkin
bout so much, and want drink, or
suinthin good to eet, SkofeeI (iot the
man whar keeps the pole opin indefinit-
~ fur the niggefs in Richnion,) but him
that lives mex door to the Maltby, he'll
tend. to you good; aud eff you've got
enytliing to Sell, MY ole fren, VIM. L.
Snithsun, with Louens. Exchange
Plais, is the very man to sell it fur YOU.
And as fur groceries, thar's Brewer q
Hoffaker, on the cornder rite by the
Deepo, which you've got nuthin to do
but git rite off the cars and make yo'
PURCHASES without the leest difficulty.
or yon can crnsine yo' produce to um
in the saim wey. Finely, if you cum
iklood, as you'll be sho to do, that Bal
tymo is one of the nisest places in the
Whole wurld, and that you'd ruther die
than leeve thar, you Kin fist 90 to Cad
diss Bruthers Chars nutfier NV UNI
Twin in Linchbug; fine Teller, tool and
Odder you a marvel tooitistone. and
Gaddiss has got UNI .reddy prepaid. nv
the finist kline; and he'll send ;t on by
expires, so that befo you git hoam yo'
frens ken dig yo' grave and berry you
loyltlly two minnits arfter you cit thar.
which 1t would be a striking elustra-
shun NV the sperrit NV enterprise that
the 10 senchry, Ano
Dommynigh, 1867.
Thees is the Mains NV them. but not
all, that was ffens to me in the hole
soled sitty NV Baltymo. Thar was
heep mo that subscribed; sum that adj
arfter left, and good mem
ny uthcrs that promised thar advurtise-
mems when the proprit item NV yeer
cum aroun. Thees frens nv the paper
thar ought to be reckognized by those
lrens of the paper heer, and SO they will |
be 1 doubt me not, fur its material fur
irens to stan up fur the frens or thar
!rehs: Whltch nuthn cdrht be no ritter
in a jennerl way.
AS fur the thret I maid. NV givin NV
the MAINS NV them that done ME bad, |
why L warnt much i'll yernist in the |
lust plais, and whenI cum to think how
mean it would be fur to talk onfare and
all under holt, as it was. NV I'M in n
newspaper, why, | 'bandund the idee
lntirly. In fack, l cum AWAY in SIGH a |
good humer with myself, and the hole
wirl, L couldn't foun it in nv hart |
Gavin to kuss Raddickil in plain Inc
fish, mulch mo the pepil of Baltymo.
which they has pruved theifiself the |
manifold and fixt-fast frens NV the |
South by numerous ixampulzls 100 nu-
merous to menchm. God bless UNI
ten, ten, doubbil ten, As, fifteen and |
Onc'sa hundred items do say, by ling
Much remanes to be tole-hoW ole
Waddle, NV the Linchbug Neuse, vet
run pracktishner in the art nv drumbln,
ne hope mellow ole Nurtman. on the
" rockinam HredBest,', he set by me and
give me good ddyice--liow ole Lynn, nv
he Stauntun Isdicdt,T. stood 4 sollar
n he middil nv the Moultby and hope
hem that hope him-how Dir, Dole
,llnt doun in his CATERS, and we slept
n the biggist and best room in the lx-
tablishment-how injoid myself with
ii the yung men thar, who prllyed TO
e the best kind NV fellers on further
ckwaintanee-how Cab Mattux and
Zoe, with his mustatchers, and John
letters BOWLS ilvd one a nuther-and
'dduday Poilud, the CRATE historyun.
walk'd the flo, with his har
arted in the middle; and how | went
, the Merrylan Klub and seen the nio-
ers dressed in Confedrit gray, and
eerd the Reyen Henrya Wise preech
good sermon in Christ Cherch, and
ent to the Mount Vernon HOTEL, a
aracul ofbewty in itself, and how we'll
lie editurs NV SuthHi Slissietg treated |
e, also the hhnsuii man that eddits
he GeEette, and done the hansum thing s
7 me. and how L had the pleasure to {
e in the e-gnawmos Sun bildin, bilt {
4 the plan NV the Collar-I -see-um at S
Dam, my ole fren 0llervypee Baldln {
hich has fote SO meny good ritens and g
'oke so meny good leckchers, that it's !
sllaim in ole Ferginycr to let
m go awfS from hers but he had to !
'ter Balttmo ferto make a livin also
seen thar the Janus Orrinch poit, Mr.. v
GEMS Oryis Partly, which he too had D
go to Baltymo to puffess in femail
'llidge, which bilIeeve one harf NV s.
ergnyer has got to do the saim thing 6
keep from a film NV Their abdum- v
ms with the leest wind; and how, r
hen my bizniss were all endld, me an
e Waddle went off together on the N
ashintun k'yars and sfopt at Dier's
tel, and tride to git sum adyuttize-
ents, and didn do "a thing, consoun II
c pleggtakid Yanxeefidc plais and S
w done a goodeel in Elligzandry, n
lar the peepils soles aint maid NV al