Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1867-04-26

llidAcS ItIHi sal u ~ SSt. WV pCt-
sons Gov the female pcrsua stony
who have witnessed a CRATE many
moro younger and more PUPPY daze,
meet il some public place, and not
having saw each other Cor twenty
four hours, tina kiss immegiat,ly-
then tina tork about the weather and
the young man who preached ycster-
day, and tina kis Immediately, and
then tina blush and larf at what tha
say to each other. and kiss again
Immediately. This kind Of kissing
olwas puts me in mind ov tsw old
fints trying to strike fire. y
\ lady called at the telegraph
Office in Joliet one day last week,
and told Mr.. Grow, the operator,
she wanted to send q kiss to her
husband in Buffalo. Grow replied,
On, yes, ma am, just give me the
kiss and $3.50, and I will send it
At once. - The lady told Grow the
directors ought to put younger and
better looking men in his position.
Domestic toast-May your coffee
and the SANDERS against you be ever
ahkc-without grounds.
At no moment of difficulty does
husband, knowing his own utter
draw so closely to his
wife 5 side for comfort aud assist
ance, as when he wants u button
sewed on his shirt collar.
The Boston Post says that 1T is
a singular fact hat Tennessee, Which
Congress singled out as a special pet
and favorite. has been the scene of
more disorder and difficulty since the
war ended than have occurred in all
the excluded States ~Whereupon
the Cincinnati Enquirer remarks
that taking into consideration that
a half-erazy rowdy is at the head of
the State, the "discrder and diff
Guilty. are not to be wondered at.
The Tribune says that NEGRO
emancipation is still the main issue. :"
Yes, on the Nongrel side, and on
the Democratic side WHITE EMAScI-
PATTON is the issue.
An exchange thinks that Solomon
meant to rebukc men like the Radi-
calls Of America, when he said:
These six things doth God hate;
yea seven are an abomination unto
Him: A proud look; lying tongue;
hands that shed innocent blood;
a heart that desireth wicked imag-
nations; feet that be swift in run
ming to mischief; a false witness that
speaketh lies; and him that soweth
aiscord among brethren. Isn't that
Thad. Stevens to a dot?
SHARP REPARTEE.-A country
man sowing his ground, two smart
fellows riding that way, one Of them
called to him with an insolent air,
honest fellow said he,
"'tis your business to sow, but we
reap the fruits of your labor To
which the countryman replied, "'Tis
very like you may, for l am sowing
HEMP
An Irish drummer, who now and
then INDUCED in noggin of right
good poteen, was accosted by the re-
viewing General, "what makes your
nose so red:'' "Plasc yer Honor, "
replied Pat, Il always blush when
I spake to general officer
A man who had dog of which he
was very fond and proud, dec Jared
that be was the most intelligent an
nimal that ever was seen, and could
initiate anything. why" he ex-
claimed, I've often caught him
trying to initiate the BARK ola tree. y
Ladies who wish to keep their
hands IN squeezable order must not
wear too many rings.
"Capital weather, Mr.. Jones,
capital weather. My wife's got such
a cold she can't speak. I like such
weather. - . ~~ --....
A Galveston paper says to cure
Mormonism in Utah, let good look
ing young men 60 there sparkling"
In youth, study; in maturity, com
pose; in age, correct.
\ Justice in Ohio solemnized the
marriage Of John Fif'er, and 'Tilda
Jane Sophroney Phillemela Merida
Mastin Anderson Smith.
Barnum, P. r., is buying the re-
mains of the Radical party in Con-
necticut for his museum.
An Ohio editor refused to speak
to the toast "Woman,' on the
the ground that woman was able to
speak for herself, and any man who
undertook to do it for her would get
into trouble.
A state senator in Virginia pro-
poses to give the blacks, the Con-
grcssional representation and let the
whites control the state governments.
A Montana paper says "the NOR
tally Of Helena is extraordinarily
coed, Only seventeen men were
killed during the past two weeks. -