Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1867-08-16
NUMBER 20.
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Things wise 81 Otherwise.
He who lives for himself lives for
mean fellow. os1-f 4. 4 AaF
The miner is harpiest when his 'tri-
umphs are ore. - 71a5a IN
The following Il d true COPY OF d sign
upon an academy for teaching I'm ono
of the Western. states. ! Freeman aud
Huggs school teachers. Freeman
teaches the boys and Hugs The girls"
"I wonder where those clouds arc
going ?" sighed Flosss, pensiveIy, as she
pointed with delicate finger 10 the
heavy masses that Heated In the sky
II think they arc going to thunder!"
A gentleman asked Mr.. Beccher tho
other day what he Intended to do with
tho characters Of his novel now Srun-
ming In tho Ledger. ! He said he was
bothered to know, but "felt tempted to
get grand railroad Incident aud kill
them all off at once. ~ ! g5s
While tr0dgiRa along ono day nil
alone, a soldier met n methodist circuit
rider, and at once RECOGNIZES him to be
such at once, but affected ignorance of
it. Preacher--"W What. command do you
belong to?t -Soldier--i.i belong to the
--tli Texas regiment, Van Dorm army.
Whatsrmy ITO you beiong to ?''sP.-
VERY solemnly)l II helpng to the army
of the Lord ~ S.--"My friend, you'yo
got a very long way from headquar-
ters |" V9Nt4fII g .a
He who lives without an object. Mt
hap-hazard, as they say, has dull life
of 1t. In the moral life, to have enjoy
ment, we must have an aim and reach
1t. Now, whatever Is aim Is Limitation.
Not only is there no virtue where there
is no rule,and Law, but thereis notevail
pleasure. Ihe very. plays Of children
have laws, and would not exist without
them these laws arc always a restraint,
and, 2 nevertheless, the more strictly
they are ebcyed, the greater is tho
Afond parent heard his daughter md
her fellow plan m felopement., THIS
next day the old man waited upon tho
young one and addressed him thus IN
+ "You are q fine brave youth, aidI
don 't.Object to you for a sou-in-law.-s-
Here's a hundred to aid In an elope-
ment. May you live happily In tho
same house. and may no accident occur
TO throw the least shade on THE sun
shine Of your life. All I request IL that
you elope with my daughfer--she's u
mighty nice girl you know, but some-
how her mother and I could never
travel smoothly with her, we don't
know her good points; elope with her
to such distance that she wont return
to her loving father aud mother any
more. Goodbye, sonny, and may you
ne happy There was an elopef1ient
that evening Of one. The young man
everything could not be entirely right
when the old cock was so anxious to
get rid of the girl. The father looks
upon his net as a very neat bit of strat.
egys for one who had never been on
McClellan's staff. ~
BY, by education, says Henry Ward
how TO use the whole OF ones SELF.
Men are often like knives with many
blades. They know how to open one.
and only one. All the rest are buried
In the handle; and they are no better
than they would have been III they had
beeii made with but one blade. Many
men Use but one or two faculties, out
of the scores with which they are en-
dowed. A man Is educated who
knows how to make tool of
every faculty. how to open IL, how to
keep IL sharp, and how to apply II tn
all practical purposes. Happiness, Is
only evident to US In this life by deliv-
erence from evil; we have not real
and positive good. Happy. is he who
sees the day said blind man; hut man
who sees clear does not say so. Happy
Is he who ID healthy! said an invalid:
when he is well he does not feel the
happiness of health. uo saaif9b
WHAT A WOMAN CAN Do.-Some
cyriic thus writes about "the sex ~ IA
woman says what she pleases without
being knocked down for IL. She can
take snOoze after dinner while her
husband goes to work. She can 60 Into
the street without being asked to stand
"treati at every saloon. She can stay
ried again IL her husband gets killed.
She can wear corsets III too thick, and
other fxlngs Ii too thin. She can ret
divorced from her husband IL she sees
one she likes better. She can get her
husband I'm debt all over. until he warns
the public not To trust her on his ac-
count. but all these advantages are
balanced by the fact that she Cannot
sing bass, 30 sparkling, or climb, q tree
with any degree Of propriety. .,r.n
.olTuE GIHLsi 10 THE YeUNa MEN.--
The literary department of the zfulsa
ladies'. Their last number contains tho
following paragraph, which exhorts
theyouug men to depend on himselfn'
Il Most young men rconsideriitn mis-
fortune to be born poor, or not To have
capital enough to establish themselves
1t their start In life I'M good and comfort
able business. This rs a naistalson NO.
ton. So Gar from poverty sbsing q mis-.
fortune TO them, II we may hldge from
what we daily behold, it IL blessing;
ehances are MORE than ten to sie
agni INST hinilEhb starts With d fbctune.
Nest rich meas sons die rip ppsNsrty,
while many poor mep's sous co,ns 20
steaa o. aso "a iase 70 S,esssn out 1n
their own fprtuns. tanL III hgawnTh
TAKISd. THE THE CENsts.-fhe foliow-
ifg cUilpqdy took place between \ New
Yosk cehsus marshal and o. native Of
Germany :s0 10 Fgsgs aalEn xfa xssrla
~ .a..WhO lives bsref'sIsi s1a4asvau
"Whavs your nnnsYs, s. = ilsli
ss9harnaany on der Rhine.'H y 4
10 rWhat's yonr iather's riame7, rcss
"Nix fersthay.n ae.fsaz ber ssads
when did you arriyeln New York;,
'sMita astc6mpoats M N01'sAsA
10 '.Gst sny eiifldren ?'ssns S2 2tt5 sd
Il vYAw-7two barrels, rnit. krantH aas
"How long have you besn ~ Ibis
house ?r
4 isssrwo and der basement 20 niasJ
! sis5.NN hoio OWNS the asIiidin8 Y'ssA ,9iala
II pays 9etlsiDgs Hapss snayA 1der
same twice q. month. $1,000
Where ala you ftye last year?n
sttA A6roHa the red store - Won come nm