The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1867-08-23
A Little Nonsense.
1t is beausy's privilege to kill
time's privilege 70 kill beauty.

IL Is Dedusy 5 privilege 10 XIII time, on0
times privilege to kill beauty.
Boy" said facetious farmer to his son, !
1--WE had pretty hard days work yesterday,
now let's have game Of chopping wood.
A man named Tease has married Miss
Cross 10 st. Louis. He leased her till she
agreed she wouldn't be Cross any more
'That's the rock TN which we split, said
Charley to his wife when she asked him to
rock the cradle.
The most reluctant slave to vice that ve
ever saw was a poor fellow who had his
fingers in one.
Hanging a mackeraI 10 your coat tail and
imagining yourself a whale, constitutes
Goldfish aristOcTacy. ~
Preiudices are like rats, and mans mind
like a trap; they get in easily, and then
perhaps can't get out at all
A story is told of a young man who was
crossed in love and attempted suicide recent
lily by taking a dose of yeast powder. He
Immediately rose above his troubles, - o..
A western editor thinks II the proper way
of spelling tho is though, and bo beaux,
the proper way of spelling potatoes must be
lpoughteighteaux,' The new way of SPELL
| ing softly Is soughtleigh. ,
"Isay, boy, is there anything 10 shoot
about herel inquired sportsman of a boy
he met. 4sWell,F replied the boy, nothing
Just about here, but our schoolmaster is Just
over the hill there cutting birch rods; you
might walk up and pop him over"
When Moore was getting his protrait
painted by Newton, Sydney Smith, who ac-
lcompained the poet said to the artist,
I"Could'nt you contriye to throw into his
face somewhat of stronger expression Of
hostility to the church establishment"
AT Newmarket, England, after race, a
msrchioness, who is as devoted to betting as
her husband, danced in the evening with the
Jockey who rode the winning horse, allow
ing him to clasp her waist aod waltz at the
top of his speed.
| They ara enjoying sensation in Liver
pool; where youth Of seventeen, disguised
as young lady, has, BY the connivance of
the lady principal teacher, been residing for
year past in a fashionable girls boarding
school, patronized exclusively by the aristo-
cracy.
| Men and women before marriage are as
Figures and cyphers. Tbs woman is the
-1uher, and counts for nothing till she gets
~ - Of husband beside her, when
tne nguI importance herself sud adds
sne becomes o. But this, it must
tenfold TO the sum Of H.. ef-te esfs and
be observed, occurs only when ist. shea
remains on the right side of hin, -.
she shifts from this position, he retnyns - ~; :
lesser estate and she to her original insisn;t;7
The highest achievement of a ro1;,.s;.
the judicious kissing of bab;es r. .
straight to the mothers heart and ,n.Iss -
a zeaious caDvasser for the balanas 81 .sa .iea
campaign. In kissing babies of Z I.f
growth, especially if they are prettv 81
the persuasion female, there IA dsng,,. aI
being regarded as one having an sSs ~ ~
personal attractions. But with little T.b;sS
the case Is different, and the act i az
mother. u~aAinS
Away up among the White Mount.;no
where 1t is said they grind the sheeps' noses
oelore sending them out to pasture In the
morning Reverend Doctor, from Boston
found man on the shady side of fifty hoeinS
nls living out OF the barren hills. Introdnc.
ing hmsel1' ne soon succeeded in exciting
IN the old man the Yankee propensity to ssR
questions the nrst OF which was: "W'ere
= ye nail fromf Answering that he was
lr0m Boston, the old man Of the hoe replied:
away off therel" -''e
We believe it is rare that an editor i6dul. l
ges in drop, but when thsy do, their read
ers are sure to find them out. A cotemno--
ary was called upon TO record melanc6olv
event at time when his head was ratber
heavy, and did 1t in the following manned.
Yesterday morning at o'clock P. nj.
man with heel in the hole Of his stocking
committed Arsenic by swallowing a dose Of
suicide. The inquest of the verdict return.
ed jury that the deceased come to the fsets
in accordance with his death. He leaves a
child and six little wives to lament the end
Of his untimely loss. In death we are IN
the midst of liie."
A writer in BelgrGuia relates; aOne wear
the year before painted "The Corsicsns. .
Lord Palmerston took q sudden fancy To INV
picture called Summer in the Lowiauds,
and bought it at highfgure. His lordship
at the same time made inquiries after the
artist and invited NE 70 call upon him. /
waited upon HIM accordingly. d He eompli-
mented me upon the picture, but there was
one thing about it which he could not under
stand. What is tbstF asksd.af That
there should be such long grass in a. field
where there are SO many sheep, said his
promptly, and with merry twinkle
Of the eye. IL was a decided hit, this,
and, having bought the picture aud paid for
il, he was entitled to his joke. How do you
account for 1t, he went on, smiling, and look
ing tirst at the picture and then at me.
Those sheep l believe, were only turned
into the field the night before I finished my
picture