The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1867-02-25

11mnhsI march Of Christ into Jerusalem, remarked
That t'Christ came with his disciples, mounted on
! an ass, and the mel, women and children came out
OF the city throwing their hats, shawls, clothes,
and even pulling bushes from the trees to THROWN
his way; but, spite of all obsruchons he'rcde into
j. Jerusalem IN triumph r s:5 ::t,ss e. r.; X: i,
3 Petroleum kings are said to be:true prophets.
They have augered we'll - 9
s: ss :Annntants are subject to . peculiar malaay
+. known as the long liver complaint. :. ,iis,:,s.
boaating il company ofladies that ne hsd a.
4 sals said was owing to the melloWness
OF the SOL ..ss ;f; st:i.a sssss...i,
brother editor says thatwhen he was in prison
for Hbeling justice Of the peace he was request
ed by the Justice to give the prison q putt. -
He is greas simplet,ll who imsgines that the
chief power Of wealth to supply wants In ninety
nine cases out Of hundred It creates more wants
than it supplies. -a.s2.,.as:>
A thief Wsai lately. found breaking into song.
He had already got through the first tWe bars,
when policeman came up and hit him with
- stave. Several notes were found upon him.
So Ia Scotchrnan asked an Eishman ssWhy were half
fEthings coined IN England2' Pats answer was ::
.sro give seotehmen an opportunity OF subscribing
The following epitaph is actually to be seen on
stone in'Wolyerhamton Church, dated 1880.
- - ..Ess 80 = {, 2s Here Hes the bones
80 s.- OF Joseph Jones, y,,ssi
80 Who ate while he was able; - #
iS'3s ~ =. But once oerfed. ~ 90.
-. - - - -, - =. he dropt down dead So;
- - 80 And fan beneath the table. -@ g
s--s,-r "a When trom the tomb. s.:5..f.5 :
s555sr. - : TO meet his doom, :
= he riBede amidst sinners; =
Since he must dwell
n "a: In heaven o.. he'll; ~ r.
-5a 4. d. Take hun-which gives best dinners. IN
,gr e3psit .ssa'2 pUNdR's PROVERBS: 80 >'i>.
= pun 10 as good az 9 riddle to astupid ass.
Msrmony-Better never than late.
thTla taa1 e lnot n always thief who stsals
Insrch. q
~. Eat your ham and save your bacon.
Duck5 lay eggs; geese lay wagers: =:
BOZ: luxury, a duty 1iioh we owe to ourselves.
20 The FED lamp Of the doctors shop is danger
Somebody 3: sayings-Tha course Of true love is
SO Alas how feeting are the charms OF nature
when unheIped by srtl Who would long prize
beauty, il it were not for soap? - $50
Teeth are stopped with gold, and tongues may
: silenced by her throwing her money in bis teeth.
Philosophers have speculated as to whether men
-become beasts after death; but let us reflect how
often they make beasts OF themselves before 1t
Araah act-The vaccination law. -
Motto for servants haRs earn to labor and
:&r wait n.-i,Er !2<.i,
That two great .yasaisy yteaehers-Univarsi and
A9Syast g arr bntober- yon ,onat take tbe>
= ETQY6fD3 Oy QUIZ DuteueI-4OU Ausor Sano s1Ao
thin with she thick. S:.:.5 -. Z. !. =.
Sautiment- May we always be more ready to
Z publish the faults Of others than to correct our
= Reciprocity-You may safely mind other peoples
business: They will be sure to mind yours.
May Ne never have to shed the tear OF regret
that we ever denied ourselves anything thaS We
>Hiauaste-A; yourg lady who permits kiss
should initiate the British cabman,s who on most
occasions gives his check
& - Tcclesiastcal- observers Of external cere
monies are now called ritualists, and those who
watch their proceedings are spy-ritualists.
Sporting inteligence-The man who came to a
/: eheck in hunting field. didn't pocket it: The
master Of the hounds subsequently "drew" on q
:, bank in the neighborhood.
Clubs are the weapons Of the unciviized. A
husband is savage who, If his wife threatens him
with dining off cold mutton is brute enough to fly
for protection to his club.