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The Van Buren press., 1867-04-19
rndget OF SciSsoflEgS.
hnaa ssunbeara ana a aaaaow. l3T

lhsar a shout ofmvrTimen,.
4 laughing boy see
T~" iinls feet u.s carpet press.
AulI'fhg y'!t ehillto me.
Two little arms arc round my neck.
Two feet upon my knee
How fall the kisses GA 10y check
How sweet they are TO me
Thaimerry shout no more hear;
NJ laughing boyl see; l...f
No little arms are round my neck.
OK feet upon my knee.
No kisses drop upon my Geek; rr .
Thosclips are scaled 70 ne
Dear Lord. how could give him up
To any but to Thee'
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Dry Goods.
A Lecture to Young Men.

just Published, in . Sealed Envelope. Prs
SIX cGnts, Lecture on the. Nature, Treatment,
ana Kadicn Cure Of Srermaiorrhoa. OF Seminal
Weakness, Involuntary Emissions Sexual Debili'
y' and lmpedimcnts to Marriage generally Nerr..
oq;ggss, Consumption, Epilepsy, aud Fits; Mental
and Physical lncarncty, resulting from Sei''
Abuse, c,-By Robert J. Culverwell, NJ w
Autlor of the" "Gtyvn Book" &e. sot't"
The word renowned author, IN this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
that the awful Consequences Of Self Abuse may 10
chcelually removed without inalicine, aud with.
ont dangerous surgical operations, bougies, instri.
ments, rlngs, or cordals, pointing ont mode "
cure at once certain and 'il,etuaL hy whsl, cyesi
sufferer, no matter what his condition may be may
"mre ", l,'m.r!fehcap'y privately and radically :,
TINS Lecture will Prove a boon to thousands and
thousands. I' ''' u "' .G'''
,hypd ,nRder seal, to any address, ina rlan seal
ed envelope, on the receipt Of ak oenis, or two
postage stamps also DR.. Gu'verwell's" Marriage
Guide price 25 cents Address the publisher,
0HAs, ], G., KLINEA 4 co. l27 Bowcry n Y.
Pos, oals, pcs tss6.
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SOON WE'LL REST

little time and We shall rest
From all the ills OF life ' ...
little time-and then will cease
Us joys. its cares, its strife. -.
Zach hearts wild throbbir viii be still,
Its restless longing cease; -
Who'll weep that We are sleeping thus
.Nath tie green sol of peace?
Oh. should there be one loyirg heart
Thus kindly beat for the
Refreshing with a silent tear
i'llcilowers of memory .-- lr.14r
III bend me from the home Of light,
lfsueh to me is given,
And he that spirits guiding star.
10 brinsit up to Heaven. r. e. --
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A War Wanted.

...|, % I'd AIN
INENlA AMOR any other; or an expedition
l. to the plains to enable Us to close out
Il consignment of .s E.,. .. r.
81 Z IL army six mule wagons complctc
r, lVO camp Kettles 100 mess pans
80 setts harncss 700 lbs hgrhes. leather.
viii be closed outat low rates war or no
war. by -ag4 rir..l,.C. G. SCOTT 4 co,
Van Burcn, Junoa3., -,..'.i ~
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AMI ipsQlhHent' help. ',t.+ FANNY FrRS,
APoRclSE JoKE.--A a good story is toll
ola Mr.. Say.c. Lexington, Ky Mr. sayre
Hsps little, and q good joke is told on
hinC the better iprlts truth. Some ve,r>
since an oterSeei OF one Of his tafm{tuit
him he needed some hogs on his, p,aca.--
Said Mr Sayre: "Very well go and tuv
four ortirc ,houih and pigs rgh, away,
and pus them cn the farm The man, az
custumed to obey, and that withnut ques.
tonmg, asked; "Shall take the money
with me to purchase with?' No thr?
They oil know me. Thend them hese-Il
pay for them, or give You tie money to
rav when you get them. The over>eer went
his way and, in two weeks relumed, when
the following conversation took place.
Well, Mf, Sayie, cant get that many
pigs. / Aayelrilden all over the country,
oil about and can buy lut between eight
and nine hundred.' Eight or nine hun
died what?P 2" Eight or nine hundred
pigs?" Eight or nine hundred pigth!
. Who told you to buy that many pigth?-
Are you a fool,'' +" ION told me to buy
them two weeks since. have lried to do
it, Eight or nine hundred pigth, My
God! lnever told yoa-any thutch thing!
:" But You did-you told nc to 90 out and
buy 4 or 5000 pigs!' Il didn't do thutch
thing. My God! / told 'youto go ami
buy four or FIVE thows and their little piss,
and you have done it thould thay." Mr.
Sayrc had pork to sell next fall,
HIS ONLY TREASURE" Ny dear"
said an atleetionate spouse to her husband,
" am not your only tlpasun?' son!
yes, was the cool reply, "and | would
willingly lay it up in heaven, What an
irSinUating' wretch. a3Hn..
A LOVING HusBASp-An exchange
says: If our wife wanted to ran away
with another man we would wish her God
speed. for we think too much of her to see
her want for any thing
- At one OF the schools in Chicago.
the inspector asked the children il they
could give any text Of Scriptures which
forbade man having two wives. One of
lie children sasey quoted Ia reply the text,
No man can serve two masters"
Does the court understand YOU to
say, MIR. Jones. that you saw the editor OF
the Augur Of FIccdom inioxicatci?"
Not n, all, sir. | merely said that
had seen hin, frequently SO Hurried in his
mind that he would undertake to cut ou,
copy with the shutters, that's all. .l"'..
The Lebanon HeroM recommends
as accrtain cure for chicken chocia: 4" Mix
meal With very strong soap SudS. an | feed
often. Shupll the effect, OF the reme,ly not
be visible at first. keep on trying and you
w,b .oersfc a rkst.npsssss As Asat,SS. 4
-"ob, my frien,l,' said doctor. to
on lrisp patient, be cpWposel we ..uus,
GH die onte. And its tlmt What vexeS
me- replied Pat; -if could de halt a
dozen times, Id not care halfpenny
about this ilne.".ANNAN
st'catieVgoer pfays" Good Lord
deliver Us from "rolks WHO won't la.l
asd GdA taNs-eho sigglsrAS O g@
----" J um happy to bo avirgn.P SAID
'uaiden lady 20 bride, who re;ortSl
"yes, rergcn on fifty,
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WAsnISa pAY.-Who does no, dread

WASHING DAY.--Who does not dread
washing-day? Who does no; turn away
from steam, and damp clothes, anil "Iicl,.
cl up nucrs," and short words, ana no
desert? But when the sun shines not on
waShns,day, take to thy heels, oh. man.
and flee for thy lile Stay not to look be.
hind thee at Tapping clothes that won't
dry, or, proven guilty oftheir miSdemeanor,
lie soaking ia iuslorions wash.uds, await.
ing the possible sun Of the morrow. Glance
hot at the irowsy hair. or red face, and
parboilcd fingers OF Betty. the harassel
maid, or Nancy, her hel p,meet; dream not
that Thy foot will be tolerated in their
kitchen even long croughto light thy cigar.
Still less belieyc, that there will be any
strength in Thy Tea that night. or that thy
toast Viii oe a cinler. But flee ihou for
thy lie, and leave thy wife and hapless
babcsio, peet iheg s,orngwhich pppaijeth
thy coward koul as tlr5ll sittWt. down and
icSalest ,lesclf Comfortably d, tie su~ae,t /
letianaT. ISiih, puththou not oa oac
sAiit the less on The. coming week, or id ).
osiDc thSSqH Gated upon .hy any sactihye
oi n liae llnen.' to- shQalleg thy, pau .oi
tho donleStiabnrdehs BON ofa small salaly
anI ipsqMyicnt' help. ira FANNY FrRS,
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IA.ona Of the most necessary and Desirable, ar
ticles Of housa aAall economy, and ifpropcrIy man
aged, will rrpmot, the hyalth, comfort and Lap
pincss of every member Of the family, ..-.y,,
Time, money and extreme vcSation by delays
of your daily meals may be sased by-using the
Charter Oak Cookiag Store,
Over 5000 of th,se celebrated Cooking Stoves
are in daily use thrluel,ort Wes' and North,
Every one of them has G,cn sold under full
guarantee aud We oitur them as Inference
wherever found,
Tie LnprorSi Garter Oak Store with'Er
teasioa TOP .uata
Has ut one dampcr, AMI is so simple in its con-
sruc'ion that u6hili can manage it, The ovens
are Rrgcr. bake mor' uniformly, AND the stove
hea Ter than any cooking stove Of corresponding
size ever raade, -.sr...4.,.rs
Tie lot Uatcr Rts0ror Boiler
Furnishes constant supply of Hot Water at all
hours Of the day, ah tJr hours ai!er the fire has
,been extinguishcd without additional cost or fuel
Tie Reflector GridTon
Original with the Charter Oak, and used on no
other Stoyc--thc most perfect manner TO Broli
Meats an Poultry. whereby the offensive oaors
arising from meats during The process Of broiling
are carried ,p t, tho pipe aai Juices OF the meats
are reserved.
Tie Ht Closet .IH
In which Meats aud Poultry are kept warm for
hours when there has beeaa delay atmeals, besides
enabling the cook to furnish a greater variety OF
dishes AMI deserts, and place them hot upon the
able Fourteen Sizes Of These .f'
Celebrated CooktRq Sores
Stove Dcaers and Imners-cdn relyupon being
supplied at the lowest n,tes, aud Will lind it to
their advantage tosenj tor audcNamine our l'riee
LsSaud Cutalougrs before purchasing elsewhere
-or'' AldrSss,. .i1 taa a's'N fN.I
Excelsior Mlaufacslrmg Company
Gl2 'ohA Gl4 MIN Street, Ir'7r
AYE 1877" hf' ST, LnUiSA mo. ct 1..
D, c. WILLIANS-Na CO, Sole agents,
Van Bprqn, a ArkkanSasu sb.H Yq/y
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04

ing at the tub the same kind of pay yor
give the bondholder who drives his thou
sand dollar steeds; and believe further
that this system will not reduce the yalu
of the Government issues, for the Govern
ment is better able to pay a debt bearin
no interest, than it is to pay one whic,
does bear interest. But if it should il
crease our circulation, it could but have Il :
effect to reduce the enormous interest OIL
banks are now getting, which is at tn 2
time from 10 to 10 per cents and if it shoul-
so reduce our paper values so that the ma
who gave . peck of greenbacks for ii
peck of potatoes should have
take the greenbacks back for the potatoe5
he should be the-last one to complain aft,
securing six per cent. interest in gold o.
the peck of greenbacks or bonds five yea
until they were returned, and I!claim wht-,
gold was at its highest pitch we had I
smaller circulation than we have now, j
greenbacks; hence it was not the quantir
THAT controlled the value. Sherman say
the first issues of the Government duriD
the war were called demand notes the pet
Iple would not take them and they sweI'
lcompelled to make them legal tender. -
Now the demand notes were worth tW
dollars to one of the legal tender, hent
somebody was fooled again. ,yrit sa-.i
""h -s'htf tel' l' Yours, truly, -i1i."'
'.'..''' -. fi,'.- W.. t WI. YOUNG.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
To Owners of Horses & Cattle.

Tobias Derby Condition Powders are warranted
superior to any others, ne pay, for the cure Of
Distemper. WORMS, Bots, Coughs, Hide-bound,
Colds &C., in Horses; and Colds Coughs. Loss of
Milk, Black Tongue, H,rn Distemper, &c., in Cat
tie. They are perfectly safe and innocent no iced
of stopping the working of your animals. Theyin-
crease the appetite give fine coat. cesnse the stom-
ach and urinary organs; also increase the milk of
COWS. Try them, and you will never be without
them Hiram Woodruff. the celebrated trainer of
trottirg horses, has used them for years. and rec
ommends them to his friends. Col. Philo P Bush.
of the jerome Race course, Fordham, N. Y. would
not use them until he was told of what they are
composed, since which he is never without them.-
He has over twenty running horses in his charge.
and for the last three years he has used no other
medicine for them. He has kindly permitted me to
refer any one to him. Over 600 other References
can be seen at the dep t. Sold by druggists and
landt SIR ct. New York. D = ~
sepll-d&w1m .-i4-c '"- .t r"tGt
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
News of the Day.
GENERAL NEWS.

~ tfii 1 GENERAL NEWS. 3
~ y, GOLD closed in New York yesterday at
1455s. IL - .tss. T7-
31i CHIEF justice CHASE has gone to Lake
Erie Island on fishing excursion.
OF the six daily papers in Maine, five are
Republican and one Democratic. Ht
j EIGHT hundred Second Adventsts are
holding meeting in Pennington, Me.
=. CoNNEcr1cUT will hold her town election
Z next week. t5 st..sia.Iif rs ID
Ex REBEL Gen. Sterling Price is danger
ously i'll in st. Louis. -
The cholera is prevailing fatally in por-
tions of New Brunswick. tt.
IL IVORY ornaments, beads, &C., are begin
ming to be the rage in France. l u
GENERAL "JoE" HOOKER is in Switzer-
land. s'e'4-'2f~
SILVER earrings, very long and very at
tenuated, are coming into fashion.
J.L. ALLEN, ex-Secretary of State for
Iowa, is reported incurably insane.
p IT is said that Secretary Seward has pur-
chased large tracts of land in Hamilton
county, Iowa. s,r~r ~. .I e.
if SPEAKER CoLFAx, in recent speech at
Worcester, Ohio, declared himself in favor
of making the President ''dance on air."
ID GEN. DAVID HUNTER has purchased for
s25,OOO the residence in Washington built
by Senator Gwin, of California. 49,
IT is estimated that over forty millions
of taxes are now in arrears in the kingdom
Italy, 3, - i.
A HAYTrEN war propeller, the sAlexan-
der Petion,r arrived in New York harbor
on Friday. as., s:,- f.s al s..-.
A s1DE-wHEEL steamer to run between
Montpvideo and Buenos Ayres, is being
constructed at Boston. -,5lsts - .ia
A BosToN clergyman describes COLA
ton as '.dinner at which there isnothing
to eat" yislffr e-f ~ 81.
The catch of mackerel on the New Eng
land coast is expected to be unusually
small this year. @ -7-:--'.s- .
A FRAME building, with course of brick
outside, it is said costs very little more
than frame boarded, clapboarded, and
painted, A fact worth considering.
The news from the Hudson's Bay whalers
is very unfavorable. One steam whaler has
been lost, and only one whale had been
taken by the entire fleet up to Aug. %.
Two locomotives on the Hudson River
Railroad came in collision on Saturday,
and both were so damaged as to be nearly
useless. An engineer was badly scalded.
The Regular Democratic nominee for
Congress in the Cincinrati district has de-
clined, leaving the contest between Smith,
Radical, and Cary, Independently Working
mems, etc.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
IYOA'S PERIODICAL DROpsl
THE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY FOB
IRREGULARITIES.

2 These Drops area scientifcaIv y compounded fluid
preparation. and better than any Pills, Powders OIL
Nostrums. Being liquid, their action is direct and
positive, rendering them areliahle, speedy and GER
tsn specific for the of all distractions and op-
prsssions of nature. Their popularity is indicated
by he factthst over 100 600 bottles are annually sold
and consumed by the ladies of the United States
every one of whom speak in the strongest terms Of
praise of their great merits. They rapidly TAX
ing the place of every other Female Remedy, and
are considered by all who know aught of them as
the surest safest and most infallible preparation
the world for the cureof all female comps ints tho
removal of allobstructions Of nature and the pro-
molten of health regularity and strength. Explicit
claiming when and why they should not, nor
could not be used without producing effects contra
~ to natures chosen laws will be found carefully
folded around each bottle, with the written sigma.
ture of JOHN L.. bYoN'1yithopt which none are gen
uine. = - "a :
Prepared BY DR.. JOHN L. LYON. 1s5 Chspe
street, New Haven, Conn.,, who can be consulte
either personally or by mail Enclosing stamp con
cerning all private diseases and female weaknesses
i Sold by Druggists everywhere.
General Agents for u. 5. and Cansdss.N
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Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
STATE NEWS.

n The Ohio river is now at its lowest stage,
and even the lightest crafts find it difficult
to crowd over the bars.
The Shelby Chronicle says: VIM. Row
lev, Master Mechanic on the S. NJ. &c N R.
R., was seriously injured on Friday last,
by falling from the cars. He had been
working at Plymouth. and was on his way
to Fredericktown. When near this place
he attempted to get on top of a car, when
the car gave a sudden swing and he lost
his balance and was thrown to the ground.
He was brought to this place in an insen-
sible condition, and was kindly cared for
at the Beverstoek House until his wife
moved him to his home at Fredericktown.
No hopes of his recovery are entertained.
SHORTLY after IL o'clock on Sunday
night last, says the Portsmouth Times, the
confectionery store and residence of. B.
8 .hweitzer was discovered to be on fire.
The tenement being frame, the flames
spread rapidly. The different fire compan-
les were promptly on the ground, and by
their active efforts saved the front portion
of the house. part of the stock and furn-
iture was rescued. The loss, including
stock, machinery, &C., is estimated at
$1,000. upon which there was an insurance
of $500 in the E:na and other companies
The brick residence on the opposite side
of the alley was slightly damaged. The
origin of the fire is unknown, -..aHr
Mr.. MoRRIs 1DDINGs, of Rowland, was
suddenly killed, about o'clock, on Mon
day evening, near the residence of Mr.
Curtis Hall, in Fowler. Mr.. Iddings had
been out purchasing cattle, and was driy-
ing spirited horse in sulkey, and it is
supposed the horse became frightened and
ran away, thr owing Mr.. Iddings from hi
seat, his feet probably catching in the sui
key, causing him to fall back, his head
striking the ground, fracturing the skull
and otherwise injuring him seriously. HI
was probably dragged some distance on
the road MIR. l. was first discovered by a
young lady returning home from neigh
boris, about o'clock in the evening. Sew
eral persons were Immediately informed OF
the circumstance, and upon going to the
body, life was extinet.-W arren Chronicle.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
How they fry 10 Deceive their own
Party Friends. -. ..s,

In Perry county the Republicans have
printed their ticket thus: Constitutional
Amendment-.' They leave the blank
to be filled as their voters please, and their
organ asserts that the Amendment is not a
party question:! Perry is one of the South-
ern Ohio counties, and in the hope of elect
ing a Negro Suffrageite to the Legislature,
who will vote to adopt an amendment to
the Constitution of the United States, th,,
Republican leaders obey the orders of the
Secret Circulars, which orders the faithful,
in certain counties in Southern Ohio, to
give the Negro the go by, in the hope thai
by STOPPING to fraud, they can conquer
In the Northern counties of Ohio, wherd
the Negro is popular, but where he will no
reside, the tickets are printed SO as to mako
every Republican voter vote Negro Suf-
frage YES" a. @ o.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
s@AYoUNG LADY fnetunrnnmin nt nnin'

to her country home, after a sojourn of feWpo
in the City. was hardly recognised by her frie
In place of coarse, rustic, flushed face, she hae
soft ruby complexion Of almost marble smoothnest
and instesd of twentythree she really appeared but
eighteen. Upon inquiry as to the cause of so gr s
change. she plainly told them that she used the
Circassi an Balm, and considered it an invalu-
able acquisition to any Lad sctoilet By its use
any Lady or Gentleman can improve their personal
appearance an hundred fold. 1t is simple in its
continuation. as,Nsture herseK is simple yet unstr-
passed in its efficacy in drawing impurities from,
also healing, cleansing and Tying the skin and
complexion. By its direct action on the cutiele il
draws from it all its impurities kindly healing the
same and leaving the surface as Nature intended it
should be, clear soft. smooth and beautiful. Price
$l sent by Mail Express oRreceipt of order bJ
. w. L. GbA RK CO, Chemists. -
- - o.3,West Eayette St, Syracuse, MY Z
The only American Agents for the sale of the same
nar25-daw1Y
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
Chief Justice Chase Committed tC;
Female Suffrage. ..

The New Yook Euening Post, Radical
sheet, announces Chief Justice CHASE to b,.
in favor of Female Suffrage. In recen
issue that paper says, that he sent word t,
Miss LUCY STONE that she might
g be free to say from me, that thinl
there will be no end to the good that will
come by woman's suffrage, on the elected
on elections, on Government, and on wo
man herself. Ihave said this in public ant
private for many years. / am glad tina
an effort is making in Kansas to accom-
plish it, and I shall rejoice wnen the elec
tive franchise shall be as free to women
it is now to men. ), I think, too, that thi
will be at no distant day. sIa-.t.-
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04

THE agricultural returns for Ireland,
which have recently been laid before the
public, show that as compared with last
year, there is decrease in the extent Of
land under crops, amounting to more than
10000 acres. There is decrease in culti'
walton of cereals, green crops and flax, and
an increasing growth Of barley, turnips
and clover. The area under wheat and
oats is less than in any of the three years
preceding. 1t is possible, however, that
from larger yield and better prices, the
total value of the cereals to the country
will fall little short this year of last years
amount. In live stock there has been also
a decrease, except In sheep, which are 55l,-
733 more in number. There is decrease
in the number of horses of 13,457; of cat
tie, 43 779; of pigs, 263,3s1. The total es-
timated value of live stock, which is for
this year, sl75.47e, l2O, falls far below that
OF 1856 by $572, ,455. AZ 75 aaiJla =
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
1r. YOung's Second Letter on
Paying the National Debt ila
nv.no :, Ms. nIrS 80

We gladly lay before our readers sec4
ond letter from w. J. YOU'VE, ESQ., o.
Sarahsville, Noble county, on the question
of paying the bonded debt of the United
States in Greenbaeks. AS the holder o.
$4,000 in these bonds, the argument o,
Mr.. YoUNG for their payment in legal ten
der notes, is freed from the charge of sci
fishness.
The argument is one that must command
attention. and we gladly give our space to
it and trust it will not be the last that Mr.,
YOUNG will give to our readers.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1867-10-04
Ayers Ague Cure,

For the speedy and certain Cure Of Intermit
tent Fever, OF chills and Fever, Remitten
Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb Aeue, Periooica
Headache or Bilious Headache, and Biliou
Fevers; indeed, for the whole class of dis
eases originating in hillary arrangement
caused by the malaria of miasmatio coun
tries.
This remedy has rarely failed to cure the severes
cases oil Onlis ana ever, ana y nas rs great ad
dues the -complsint without injury to the patieI
1t contains no quinine other deeterious sub
stance, nor does it produce quinism or a1y injuri
tus effect whatever. Shaking brothers Of the arm =
and the West, try it and will endorse tne as
sertions. -..-. = 90. q. l.a.r .f-r-r "A. T.
Prepared by DIR. ]. @. AVER 4 CO.. Lowell
Mass. and sold by G. Roberts, Columbus, whole
sale and retail, and bv all druggists. 4,4
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