The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1867-04-03
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Mr.. Easby Take. a Retrospective
YIeW---He Considers the Situation,
and Is Net satisfied with ft.

yoor fite," is the fust line nv a song
sEich heerd not long since. Wood
that time Good perform that back ack-
shen feat, and get us all back Wher we
wuz six years ago. But Time can't.
Time is a perpetoOal moshen, witch
must go on, and on, and witch can't
never retrace her steps.
The situashen amt pertickerlerly
agreeable jist now. 1t heZn't joocy
look, nor does it promise an improve
mentin the future. The confidence NV
the Dimocrisy NV Kentucky is shaken
to the extent that its lost its equilibrium
and totters to its center. When it falls,
shell be found under the rooms. The
passage of the Military Law may be
sed to be the last feather witch RELY
ought to break the Kentucky camel's
back. It's the deepest and tnishinest
stab at constooshnel liberty and excl
rites, inezmuch ez it not only blasts
forever the hopes Nv re-establishin
slavery, but gives the nigger all the
rites and privileges enjoyed by white
men. We, who are chiefly interest
ed, are not to be consulted in
the matter. Fedral hirelins, whose
very presence is piZen to the people nv
these States, are 70 be quartered onto
US TO see that 'justis, wat holler
mockryi-is done to em-the govern
ments established by Androo johnson
IS overturned eff they don't play I'd fid-
die to the satraps and accept the Con-
stitooshnel Amendment, witch perhibits
them who wuz our champions in the
late effort to destroy a government witch
We hatid, from takIn hold NV it agin
and runuin it. Wuz Their ever SIGH a
mixter NV iDjustis and perscripshen3
Wuz Their ever SIGH severity Wuz Their
ever SIGH lack Nv magnanimity? And
all this time where is Johnson? He We
toed these bills, but wherefore? He
know'd that the Rump Congress had
majority NV two-thirds, and Good pass
EN- over his veto; why then, when they
set his authority at defiance, didn't he
rise in his might and disperse EN-?
Where, too, wuZ the Dimocrisy NV the
North? Where are they in this crisis
when our dearest rites-their greatest
care-is bein ship-recked on the IRON
bound rocks nv despotism7 Where are
they say? Why don't they rally ez
they threatened and demand that
johnson shell hurl them Jewelers.
from their usurped seats aud restore
peece, on SIGH terms ez we shell consider
| ekitable to this wunst happy but now
DISTRACTED country. Alas they hewitt
time. see them who breathd so much
vengence and slawtrins afore johnson
he'd offices to dispose nv, a neglectin US
and a runuin about gettin signatoOrs
to applicashens for POst-offis, and hol-
lerin 10 us ez they ketch their breath,
Accept the condishens-git back into
the YoOniOn that we may elect the
President in 1868 who'll give us all the
| patronage;" their noose-papers all
shreek, ACCEPT and get back into the
Yoonion that we may elect the next
President who'll give US all the patron
| age" and that amt the worst NV it;
| them wich we bought up with appint-
ments diskivered on sudden that a Alb
clifton SENT he'd to confirm EN-, and to
sekoor that they hev gone back onto us.
Custer Is shinin example, Wilcox is
another, and mite menshun hundreds
Nv others who hev slid back in the SAME
manner.
Troy wuz taken by the strategy NV
the Greeks, who exposed a wooden
horse, in the bowels NV witch wuz con-
ceeled armed men, witch the verdant
Troys pulled inside their gates. Androo
johnson wuz the wooden horse witch
wuz sent into our camp by the Alb
lishnists, and the offices wuz the arm
ed men in the bowels. They hey bin
our room. So long ez they wuz
in the dim distance, the Democracy
wuz hungry and feroshus and capable
NV almost anythin-so soon ez they got
EN- they become quiet ez lambs. i he
Postmaster who holds a commishn
seq to himself, Wherefore shell L bust
the Government under witch / hev a
placer Kin get another under the
new one?" and he yells to us, Accent
/ the terms" We capchered the camp
NV the enemy, but are demoralized BY
the plumber we found. It's the old
trick over agin, these offices, which the
white men yoost to play onto the In
jins, to wit:-evacuatin posishen and
| leaVen barrel NV whisky behind.
KNOWN that the Injin's instincts. like
them Nv a, Kentucky Dimokrats's.
wood lead him to git blind drunk and
make him easy prey to the skelpin
knife. The ottisis wuZ the whiskey
witch intoxicated our braves, and our
skelps, SO to speek, hangs Mt the belts
NV our enemies. Sumner hez many.
Ihad Stevens hez many, and Butter is
gatherin NV EN- with a rapidity WON
derful to behold.
But wat marks the decentralization
NV the Dimocrisy the most, is, the fol-
leriu extract witch / cut from the Moo
YORK Word, wunst our trusted origin.
L hey not the heart to re-write it. 1
paste the slip onto the paper, hence L
am not responsible for SIGH errors nv
orthografy and grammer ez NAV be
! discovered into 1t. Here it is:
NAs regards the popular notion of the
| odor OF the negro, tt may be positively
stated that he, in this respect, is like he
white-a clean negro being free from il,
and foul one cursed by it."
Eff this be troo-ef the niger don't
stink, then Noah got tite and Ham wuz
| Gust in vane-then Paul sent back One
sinus for nOthin and -Hager is NV no
| more interest to the Dimocrisv than
any other female who hez bin ded sew
eral thousand years. The Dimocratic
/ party wuz built upon this stink, and eff
that corner-stun is knocked out. the
temple falls and buries all beneath It's
rooins who are sheltered under it, NV
| whoom. am the cheefest and the love
LEST among ton thousand.
At one fell swoop the wind is knockt
! out NV the sales NV the Northen Dim
ocrisy. Wat is the Niger now to them
of he does not STINK? "Popler mo-
shen," indeed! Trooly it wuz popu-
lar noshen. That stink led hundreds
NV thousands NV Democrats by the
nose. That "odor''-ez the writer STYLES
it-wuz our best holt, and one witch
wuz everything to US. That stink wuz
| all that elevated the Demokrat over the
nigger-that wuz our mark OF sooperi-
ority. We, at tunes, wuz not NV the
percise odor NV Nite-bloomin serious.
A Democratic mass convenshen, when
in a tite room, with two stoves in ID.
wuz not the most odorous gatherin in
the world, but we thanked God contin-
ooally that the smell which ariz ez the
| room got hot, wuz not the peculiar
aroma NV the niger, and we wuz
comtorted. But this writer redoos-
IS the whole thing-the whole
| difference between the niger and a
Democrat-to matter of color and
| cleanliness Wat heresyi Wat icona-
ciasm (Ihis last word meanin, I be-
lieve, idol breakin, or suthin nv that
SoCt.) II ttis be tToo, then IA the mite
time, a JIi0qer irith hiS feet IrdShei Is BET
ter than a DeDI0erdtI For one now /
care not ef DR.. Cummins' Last Warn
in CTya be trooly the last. I'm sorry
that he rented his house for ninety mine