The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1867-07-04
BREYITIEs.

s6ut Patterson for asIling stale eggs.
Governor Gear. Of POnusylvanlS, hal
become a Good TamPlaS. fs'
Tho Common Council Of Albany have
Appropriated $4,000 for tho 4thOl lga
lyN
Fotuoy sayS that Jchn Bright rosonns
bles Congressman Asaloy in appearance
,hSshaan paa6ed
BY both bonsOa of tho eOhnectls6I Leg /
islature,
ohiof Justice Chase ls expected 70 de-
livered tho address at tho nOxt Fair Of
the New England Agricultural Society,
Mrs. Lincoln has sold her housebold
goods at auction, and proposes 70 reT
move 70 Racine, Wis. isa M
Tho American aoda,ws,or .fotpldialat
the Exhibition ore now to tho French;
and take immeusoly.
General RosoOrAns is talked Of us lhs
Democratic candidate for Governor oF
California.
The london morning Herald sxpooIs
10 SEQ JodOrsOn Davis in Eusland thlg
month. "a
There Is man in shpboygau whose
Surnumo is thus ainguhrly juggled toe
gothcr "ZsohetssihO" The voWels don't
stand much Of chance in that word,
A furricr having facilities for ronos
vatiug old tnrS, advertised In psrfecl-
ly grammatical manner, "Oapos, victo,
rines, &c, gAalo up for ladies' out oE
their own Asipo,"
Aspeoia disputch says Gen Grsnt haQ
replied to ShOridan's last letter bu, re'
fuses to give the reply for publisalioR
until tho roturn OF The President, Whep
definite orders will-b given.
An Irishmao was onco aakod to define
au Irish bull; 70 which h6 replisd.s
Whenever you see two COWS lyirg down
ina Geld, the one that,'p standing Np 81
4 bull.p This VERY lucid explanation NlIl.
An old ReVolutiopisl asya, that Of an
the solemn hours ho ever ssW, that occu-
pied in going home one dark night from
the widow BenS, aflsr being told BY her
daughter Sally that hs "nOodn't cona
again." was the most solemn.
Somebody Hdvcrises for agents q
retail work entitled. JHymerial Tn7
struOtor." A oolsmporary addG hTbe
best hymonial Instructor We know Of ig
a young widow. What she dOn'i know
thOre is no uRo learning"
The expedition to follow Livipgsion's
track to Lake Nynasa Leaves England op
tho 10th of June. Sir R. Murchisou
has every hope Of Livingston being alive,
at any rate ho will follow his discover.
isE
Samuel Gregory. Of Delaware County,
Ohio, reOonly hung bic "wsrmua" Op
a bush, while rcpOiring worm fence,
An old COW csmo along and "chswod"
tho garment, decorating roll Of greou=
backs in ono ofths pockets, containing
seventeen hundred dOllars, which we're
rendered worthless.
A blundering or vilful compositor end
prool.reader on the Davenport (lOWn)
Gazette recently caused that journal 70
appear with tho following dispstch:--
"The Committee of Ways end Means
decided 10 put Chnse and Butler on the
FREQ list" It should have read;-
"ChOouo and Butter"
Luxembourg, about which Europe has
latclely bOcn in so great turmoil, has,
for ono Of the favoritO smusemepts Of iIs
inhabitants, cat races. Each worthy
burghcr takes bis cat in bag two milsl
from town. ard at % given signal they
all shake their bags. tue cats lean out
half Ocared to death, and run homo %
fast as lhey can go. ThO Grst cat that
rauOhoS the town gates Is winner.
DR.. Holmes, in tho "GuOFdian An,
gel," gives us specimen Of the powers
Of tho "Bard Of 0xbOw Village" thugs
ANoTHER's
AnOthcrsl o the pang, tho smart
Fate owes to LoyOa denihlcs0 grudge-v
The barbed fang has runt heart
Which-which..-
Judgc--jodgO--nO, not Judge. Bulge,
drudge, fudge. What disgusting lanF
guago English isl Nothing 6tto couple
with such word as grudgol And tho
rush Of an impAssioned MON ent arEest-