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Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
1EWs or EHE WEEK


A 1aras suspension bridge across the
Miami river at Hamilton, Ohio, is near
completion.
Weston failed AGAIN, on Saturday, to
make one hundred miles in tTFenty-four
hours.
The Union Pacihc Railroad is now
finished I've hundred and twenty-five
miles Wsst from Omaha 70 the eastern
base Of The Rocky Mountains
Dayton, Ohio, is 10 havsa twenty-aere
skating pond.
whipping il said to be getting
dlsgEa oe9rllIy common In Chicago.
Jefferson Davis arrived unexpectedly
in Richmond on the 22d.
All returns received Indicate that the
Radicals have carried North Carolina
By = 900 majority.
-8very grave in Trinity and st. Paul
elIuroa-yar IN New York, Is estima-
ted to Be worth g, 900.
Ol5sIliu College has just gained suit
which confirms it's title TO nearly 10000
aersa of land In DoddFidge county, Va
Ihe suit hea BEEN pending for six years.
Rev. lEsFvFslan Kan preached in the
hall ~ the House Of Representatives,
Washington, last Sunday morning
Many diisting guighed officials We're pres
enk vEfirr s
At Newcastle, D5laWare, one day last
week, ten men, six cOlOred and four
white. were dashed. The exhibition
was witnessed by q large crowd Of men,
boys and girls, In the morning Of the
same day i've men were Pilloried.
1T is reported that GaribaIdi is lying
seriously i'll, In prison, at Nay1gnano5
and that his sons have both hurried TO
his bedside with medical aid.
1t is the opinion In washington that
sfaW ~ ZEE vie q
present, although the chief parties TO it
are all in Richmond, and, report says,
ready to proceed. Gen. Lee has been
summoned as a witness for the prose-
cution.
The Baptists in Minnesota have I30
churches 90 ministers, and S,8l9 mem
bers. There are besides p meeting
houses in the State. More ministers
would seem 10 be needed.
Senator Wilson, Of the Military Com-
nlitUes, favorB the reduction of the army
as soon as reconstruction IS completed.
fOficiaI returns from New Jersey
show a majority of I6, Ia for the Demo-
Gratis. The total vote was l16,6S6, diyi-
d5d as follows Republican, 81 ,28l /;
lost Il, PSI from their vote Of last year,
while the Democrats gained 3,458.
Manchester, England, November 23.-
The condemned Fenians, Allen, Larktn
and Gould5 suffered the extreme penal
ty of the law at 10 o'clock this forenoon.
The precautions taken by the Govern
ment to guard against an outbreak,
were eHeetua1. Notwithstanding the
prevalence of a dense fog and a driz-
zIing rain, the crowd that witnessed
the execution was very large. The city
is now perfectly quiet
The e1setrotype plates Of the bogus
twenty and One-hundred-dOllar notes,
and those of the facetint and back Of
the onB-taousRnd- dollar seven-thirties,
are now in the possession of the Secret
Service Division Of the Treasury Depart
ment. It has been definitely ascertain
ed that only 3ls0, 900 Of the spurious sew
en-thirties were put in circulation, and
the rest that were printed were destroy
ed, so the holders Of the seven-thirty
notes who had them in their possession
previous 10 August. 1867 may be sure
they are genuine
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29

a conservative State having gone hssy-
ily for Harrison in 1910, and decidedly
for Clay in "A. Her population is al
most wholly native to her SOIL and IN
1850 but 33Is s08I were slaves ont Of a to-
tai Of 992 ,667. Yet, in spite Of a DANA
gtng feud among the Republican lead
ers tWhites) she has just rolled up 25,-
000 majority for a Convention, and st
the same time elected large majority
of Radicals as delegates.
That COnVention-represen no
caste no faction, but the whole People
viii soon meet, and viii waste little
time In framing a Constitution adapted
to her wants and needs, securing Equal
Rights to ali her citizens regardless of
color. A Governor and Legislature
viii thereupon be elected, and Tepresen-
tatiyes chosen to and welcomed to seats
in both Houses of Congress That done,
rs there a human being blind or mad
enough to suppose that 1t can ever be
undOne IN. I. Tribune.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
NORTH oARoL1NA.

The stereotyPed, incessantly reiterated
that the Republican party in
the South is a negro party, has received
no more signal, Overwhelming rebuze
than in the late North Carolina olee-
tion. A very decided majority of her
registered voters are Whites her peo-
pie are White by a large majority; Of
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
Nv AlVERTI8
Legal Notice.

II EWIs ROBBETs, OF Hancosk County Illinois,
"A and Mary Ann C0urtright and Aus5a Court
right, Of Jasper County, Ihaeia, win take no.
toa that on the 25th day Of November, 1867, i
hied petition against them and others in tha
Probate Court Of Delaware coanty. Ohio, praying
for order, authorizing me 70 sell, TO pay debts
aud leEscjes Of said deceased j the following real
estate, situate in Delaware, county, OHIO, and in
Range 10, Tp. 8, and Sec. i, and the east half OF
Lot No. a, less ten acres from the south end
thereof, containing forty acres more or less. Al
SO Eight acres or Of she west end Of Lot II, IN
same section. Tp., and Range, being the premises
which the said John Roberts, lived at the time
Of bis death. Said petition win be for heurn On
the 23th day OF December next, 81 10 O'Clock,
A. n. J. p. VAN DEAfAN administrator
de bonis non with the will annexed Of
John Roberts, deceased.
CARPER B VAN DEaLAlS, AttyB-
Nov. %. '67 4V7-pfS6, As.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
Hon. e. q. Spaaldsaq. Bn6.alo,N. ]


Hon. f. @. Spa1fIdaag, Bn6alo, N. y:
Ny DEAR SIR: R:-7Kour note of the 26th
inst. bas been received. If some who
believe in hightobed swindIing viii
write in favor Of open reputation,
VIII agree to give che subject the con-
sideratiOTT of careful reading , bat I
not the patience to read any thing ad-
vocating the sneaEzing expedieut or pay
ing the national debt IN deprecated
currency. The Secretary Of the Treas
ury is sound on this subject, and in his
forthcoming annual report win address
an argument to the Congress and the
country, that / am sure, viii please
you, and those who are neither fools or
knaVes.
The finance question is to become the
leading one in the reorganization of
parties, and I had hoped that such men
as Butler and Steve rs would have re-
maineds with the great of body their
friends. Having an abiding faith in the
honesty Of the people, I believe the
question Will be settled honestly, and
that honest Americans WilIsbe spared
the shame of having their nation stig-
matized as a land s3f cheats and swim
dlers.
Very truly Your friend,
F. p. SPINNER.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29

A majority of the Judiciary Commit
tee has reported in favor Of inpeaoh-
ment. The two Republican members
of the minority report against It, as do
also the Democratic members. Our own
preferences has been from the beginning
to let the people impeaeh and depose
Andrew johnson at the ballot box next
fall and we are Of that mind still. Not
that we do not consider johnson a dam
gerous character or believe him guilty
of hagrant mal-administration But
we have happily system Of govern-
nent which provides. by ordinary con
stitutional methods, not revolutionary
in their nature, a remedy for bad gov
ernment and bad governors, and we
prefer that the faith of the American
people IN their institutions should be
strengthened by the habit of correcting
such evils through these ordinary meth
DDS. NJ. other peopleon the face of the
earth have such q privilege and We can
AFFORD 60 be patient. The ballots OF the
people win be cast with a double vim
next fall If they can feel that each one
helps to oust the corrupt, egotistieal and
diszolute incapable who now dfsgraees
the mantle Of Washington and Lincoln.
Let the people impeach him.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
8Oth Day Of December, A. D. 1867,

at O'Clock, P. NJ ths following described real es-
tate 20 Wit Situated in the county Of Delaware
and State OF Ohio, Range C9,) Township 80 Sec
az Lot 10, Q. 8, u Survey, bounded and des0Fio-
ed as follows: Beginning at q stone on a post by
an Oak and Thorn on she east bank Of the Soioto
River al the n. W. corner Of Hiram Andrus farms
thence east along said Andrus' North line, Sl6
poles and SIX LINKS TO stone post in the west
line Of the Taylor tract hy two sugar trees and an
elm d. 0 degrees, SO minutes E. along the west
line Of said premises 81 and T0-I0Q poles 70
stone on post By two beeGhess At ;he corner Of
Lots 10 and IL Thence 50 degTees s. minutes ".
between Lots 10 and II, 36z and 3i-1O0 poles 10 3
stone post in the mouth Of a large branch on
the east edge Of the S0ioto river by . Sycamore
aud Linn, thence, Down the essl bank OF said river
with the meandsrs thereof South % degrees, 2.
SO and 75-I0O poles, thence south 81 degrees &.
90 and 25-lOO poles 70 ths place Of beginning, con
tanning One HUndred and Seventy SIX Acres and
134 perchss Of land, being the same premises con
vsyed by VIM. Carson and wife 90 Cicero 7. Care
son, March Tth I65s.
Appraised al &-
JNO, ". LADD, Sheriff and
Special Master Commissioner.
7. RODNEY sEuH, Pitts ATTY.
Nov -2a'67-5t-pfsI8 So
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29

One eopv. one wear. t52 numbers) 81 90
Five to ten comics each rs
Ten to twenty copies, each L05
Twenty copies and over each ] 80
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29


Judge Storerg Of Cincinnati has de-
elded in favor of BIessrs. Faran & Nc
Lean in a suit brought by them to pre-
vent the County Treasurer from collect
ing tax assessed upon S8l 800 in green
backs used by the plaintiffs as capital.
The ceurt held that eresnbacks are in
the nature ofa loan and like all other
loans tothe United States exempt from
taxation. This decision is the more sig
nificant because Faran & Mclean are
the pFoprietors of the Cincinnati Enqui-
rer which is a Democratic sheet or Moth
ing, and which has feroeiously demand
ed the taxation Of ~. S. bonds. It is
also worth Something as suggestion
to those who favor substitution of
greenbaeks for the national bank notes.
The latter are subject to local taxation,
while the former are not and - substi-
tute the one for, the other would be sim
ply to change three hundred millions Of
taxable into so much non-taxabIe prop
ertv an arrangement that would not
be poftab1e for lax payers,
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
TIE NATIONAI y TlEBT-sEFAREs L,yzT.
TER FROM g EN- 8PLENER-GR EEN-
BACK PATIENT DENOUNCED.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 9, 1867.

The following is a copy of a letter
from HOng T. E. Spinner, Treasurer Of
the United States:
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29

The trial of JEFF. Davis has been post
poned untl che frzt wednesday, in
March, This Eas done on motion Of
the counsel for The government aud by
conssnt1of the counsel for the accused.
The postponementis is said to have taken
place in order that the Chief Justice
might preside at the trial.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
n office

To Taxpayers in Eastern Townships
MY Deputy viii attend al the time and places
AVA toilowings for the purpose OF receiving taxes.
Monday, December 10, at Olive Green.
Tuesday December IL, at Sunbury.
Wednesday, December Is, at Galenas
Thursday, December 19, at Centrsville.
Nov' %, 1s07-8t W.T., WATSON, Treas,
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
.DENTTSTRY Y.
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE USE
OF NARCOTIC SPRAY.

Il is perfectly harml S., no usual loss Of blood
or stupefaotion follows the operation. ] devote
the most sGrupulous care 10 the treatment and
filling the teeth. Childrons teeth tenderlv and
scientifically treated. am prepared 10 insert
artificial dentures or teeth superior in every res
psCt to any in this place or vicinity.
Artificial Falatine 0bturators or Palate Plates
and ell kinds Of the most difficult appliances, made
by DR.. r. Fl. KEYsER.
Once, West side or Main Street. over Graves
4 Co. % Variety Store, Delaware, Ohio.
Sep2Tf f67-tf-
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Estate of John McMahon.
WTotice is hereby given that the uude signed has
in been duly appofnted and quaiihdd as Admin
istrstor Or the estate &c John HeMahon. deceased,
late Of Delaware G0unty. All persons interastod
viii govern themselves accordingly.
noT20t3t ez SAMUEL A, ORWIG. s
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29

The letters Of Rev. DR.. Burt, from Egypt and
the Holy Land, printed in the GAZETTE during the
past year, have been revised by the author, sud
are being published in book form. These, with
maps and Illustrations which have been added,
which viii make volume, Handsomely bound in
cloth, Of 400 pages, the retail price Of which Is
g 90 per volume. Upon the receipt Of So 90 for
a single subscription to the GAZETTE, we VIII send
this book, postage paid. Thus, for 50 90 the sub
scriber will receive the WEEKLY GAZETTE for one
year, and O book which cannot be purchased in
any book store for less than 900. To club sub
scribers will seud the book upon the receipt of
81 90 in addition to the club price for the paper
Persons calling at the office for the book, order
ing it by express, subscribers paying charges will
be entitled to q reduction Of p cents per copy,
this being the charge for postage.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
MEW AnYRTI8EllENT8.
DonaVim O. P0tWin
ARE NOW RECEIVING
OYSTER 8
DAILY BY EXPRESS,
From Baltimore, Md.
N0vz9 O. II
Sheriff Sale.

''n1s . '' de4 Pofisl5Gs 81 ae ssusd u ii from
Cicero 7. Carson, et al. j the Court Of Common
Pleas Of Delaware County, Ohio, and to me direct
ed, shall offer for sale aG the door Of the Court
House, in the Town Of Delaware, in said County
nm the
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
Lumber.
Family Pride.

rs the name ofthe new four column Russia I
a Stove at EVANS A perfect beauty. y.
all 20 see &c.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
P OPULAR NOV ELS.

We publish in the WEEKLY GAZETTE the best
aud latest popular stoEies by living authors main
ly selected from English publications. These, IL
bought in book form, would cost very nearly as
much as the subscription price Of the GAZETTE.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29
Legal Notice.

Court Of common
Pleas, Delaware
county, Ohio
Petition
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THE DAILY GAZETTE.

T9i. .js !. gq5lt.lea daily spndaya e1oopt'
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1867-11-29

Lanson L. scott, Plaintiff,
against
Sarah Ann Kirk, DaRiel B,
gCott, Eliza Jane Beach and
her husband Melvin Beach,
Cornelius " Scott, and
Milo N. Scott, Defendants. J
, 1867-08-02
FOR THE st. CROIx "AvIs."
ITO be c~ontinued.)

There seems to be a strange anomaly
between the prominent ,hopkeepers and
some leading merchants in this island
that does no credit to the latter in their
dealings with each other: g. 6. A mer-
chant imports 500 bis. of flour. After
freight and duties have been paid, he de-
clares that he cannot sell to the buyer OF
100 bis. at a lower price than $13. %, for
instance (the retail being $13. SOY, "as
-four is high in the States" The too
credulous shopkeeper strikes the bar
gain-gives his good for the amount pay
able, perhaps in 80 days-his note is
backed, stuck in the bank and the poor
dupe has, al any sacrifice, to lift it when
at maturity, or create suspicion as to
The healthy state of his business. In the
meantime Mr.. Merchant is selling the
same article at a reduced price, so as to
enable him 10 draw all the cash accumu-
lated by the customers of the duPed
shopkeeper from flour had from him on
tick, aud then silently to sit down and
laugh in his sleeves at the victim Of his
deception.
This is not fair.
SCRUTATOR.
Frederiksted, July goth, 1867.
, 1867-08-02
FRIDAY, aND AUGUST 1867.

We beg to direct attention to an an
nouncement in this issue, in behalf of the
unfortunate sufferers in the island of st.
Kits, and hope that due notice of it will
be taken. We know all, what a dreadful
calamity ii is 10 experience a Fare. Were
every one 10 contribute according 10 his
means, even, with the "Widow's mite"
there would be something 10 offer these
poor people. Let then the inhabitants
of ST. Croix be charitable and come for
ward handsomely and cleverly.
, 1867-08-02

The Ord member for Christiansted's town
(Pontavice) observed, that the Policemen
would have more time for their actual duties,
if they wero relieved of errands with letters
and the like, for which purpose, in like manner
as in other Offices, a messenger may be had for
wages far less than a Policeman's.
At the voting the amendment No. l was
adopted with IL votes against / Il member not
voting) No. 9 was adopted unanimously with
IA votes, and the Bill with the total amount
$l7,Os7, posted sub No. 3, was adopted with
IL votes against / Il member not vOting).
ITO be continued.)
, 1867-08-02

We write below a ~"fall," and under
the impression of a grand incident, that
after some days will seriously occupy the
attention of the European Courts, and OF
the same world, that a little before
thought us weak under the yoke of tyran-
nv. A Tomb! What means this mourn
full monument.
1t is the apolhesis of despotism: it 10
the column that the people has conse-
Grated to the Free countries-it is the
sepulchre of a tyrant where always lies
the right of conquest-it is the origin OF
the country's revenge.
Respect TO those that are no more!
This Tomb is enough for national, justice,
Read its epitaph.
, 1867-08-02

4N$NSNOSC VIZ
past nine IN the morning.
"CITIzEN GOVERNOR OF VERA CRUZ!
General Escobedo directs to me the
following telegram from Queretaro. This
day I forward same TO the Minister OF
War, as follows =
"On the 14th instant, at eleven o'clock
at night. Fernando Macmillan, Don
Miguel Miramon, and Don Tomas Mejla,
were condemned by the Council of War
10 suffer the last penalty. The sentence
confirmed by this general district on the
18th. The 10th was made known as the
day for their execution; but which was
suspended until to-day, by order Of the
Supreme Government, At 7 this morn
ing, the above-named Macmillan, Mira
mon and Mciia, were shot as criminals.
Please communicate this to The Citizen
President of the Republic.
"-DIAS." "ESCOBEDO."
The following is a translation OF the
editorial of the ReviSta of Vera Cruz OF
the 25th June =
Macmillan of Hapsburg, Archduke of
Austria, and called Emperor of Mexico,
has succumbed in the City of Queretaro
on the 9th inst, under the memorable
knife of national justice. We hear what
this unfortunate Prince has told the
entire world, shortly before his punish
mcnt.
"THe Archduke Fernando Macmillan Of
Hapsbmrg, Er Emperor of MeTicO, TO all
the Inhabitants of Mexico:
COUNTRYMEN,
'Besides the valor and patriotism Of
the republican armies they will tear my
Sceptrc to pieces in this place, whose
firm resistance was indispensable to me to
save the honor of my cause and of my
race. Since this sanguinary situation, in
which they have rivaIIed in abnegation,
and (denuedo) The Soldiers of the Empire
and those of the republic, / go TO explain
myself.
"Countrymen,-I came to Mexico not
solely animated by the better good faith
of making the happiness. Of all and each
one of you, but protected and called 10
the throne of MontezumG and Iturbide by
the Emperor of France, Napoleon 3rd.
He cowardly and UNANIMOUSLY abandoned
me from fear Of the United States, placing
me in ridicule TO the same France, and
making her spend useIessIy her treasures
and spill the blood of her sons and your
selves. When the news of my fall and
my death arrive in Europe, all the
monarch and the country of Charlemagne
will demand an account of my blood and
those of Germany, Belgium and France
split in Mexico to the Napoleon dynasty.
Then the end will be.s..... Quickly
will the entire world see Napoleon 3rd
covered with shame from head to foot.
"To-day beholds already my august
brother, His Majesty the Emperor of
Austria, supplicating for my life among
the United States, and me q prisoner of
war at the mercy of the republican
government, with my crow and heart
broken in pieces. 10,
"Countrymen,-I have here my last
word; I desire quickly lthat my blood
will be ~regenerated in Mexico, and as a
warning, let all the ambitious and incau-
t:ors Lnow how with nr,Ydonce and trno
, 1867-08-02
From tie Jamaica Cleaner, July 24.J
LATER FROM MEXICO.
OFFICIAL ACCOUNT OF THE EXECU-
TION OF MACMILLAN.
GENERAL EscoBEDo's DESPATCH.

By the arriva, of the w. I. & P. Steam
er West Indian at this port on Monday
the Jamaica News Room received intelli-
senee from Vera Cruz, confirming the
report of the execution of Macmillan
and his Generals on the morning of the
10Th June.
The following is the official despatch
from General Escobedo, announcing the
fact -
, 1867-08-02
TIE "AVTS."

gtri5tiausiea, 81. gruix.
, 1867-08-02
Total ses2,436 SIS

Balance of deposits S 56,761 go
10 new deposit accounts, viz:
1 Cigar Maker. 8 Various.
6 Minors.
9 Withdrawals amounting to 1857 so.
Receivers for Saturday, Bird Aug. 1867.
In CHRISTIANSTED
Abr. Meyer, Esq, Trustee.
A. McGregor, Esq, Member.
In FREDERIKsTED:
H. M. Mallgrav, Esq, Trustee.
F. A. Lund, Esq, Member.
GEO. BEHAGEN,
President.
St. Cfoix, goth July 1867.
, 1867-08-02
Receivers:

In CHRISTIANSTED
T. E. Mendes, Esq, Trustee.
H. f. de Silva, Esq, Member.
IN EREDERIKSTED
L. Faber, Esq, Trustee.
Amount offormer deposits $281,9 s7 SO
10 deposits of 20 cents each.
90 above 20 cts. and under S /.
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1867-05-11

GETTING A WIPE-Our bcaux
and bellies may be interested to know
the qualifications Of a good wife, as
given by the great Indian sage,
Auvra, high authority among the de-
vout Hindoo nations in matrimonial
matters. He says:
The girl must be only a third of
her husbands age, not very black,
not yellow complexion, not a cripple,
not deiormed, not vicious, nor un-
healthy, nor of low origin, but one
who has been well brought up, and
who speaks with propriety. She
must not inherit a family malady,
nor possess masculine appearance ;
must neither speak thick nor thin,
nor croak like u raven; must not
keep her eyes shut, nor have them
wide open; must not have thick
ankles, nor dlmples in her checks,
nor goose-skin. nor white nails, nor
red eyes, nor fat hands, nor duck like
fest. She must neither be short, nor
tall, nor fat, nor thin, but very mid
ding. Her teeth must be very close
set, and her eyebrows wide apart /;
finally, her gait must resemble that
Of a young elephant.
The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1867-05-11
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Three haedfs.l and hfly yeHfs asr,
WynkYn " Wm,le. VIM had bIs
if'nllns ohloc IN Fl,a street. fnn.
dgn, "ai lle 'yFae n ibs swseas.g
luHl'hfl his =" "lIemaahdes Joyonsp
wflch vii 'h1w ihe halion. Il Nh
whleh prevailed n that time
Vaes What bare Me- ber but,ls.
'hs' eyer was bofnsg Ana. Tho
Z" Z 'hai enrfied our lady, when she
hgl With our lffd into Faypl.
" What became of that a~y
A. Adams mother atc her.
y Who vas Adams mother'
A. The earth.
q How many cows iaila would
Il take to reach ffum the en,,h IA ,hc
shyY A. No more than one. n /,
bc long enough
q. What Is The distance from Tho
surlacc Of The sen 10 The deepest part
thereof A. Only a stones throw.
O. When Antichrist appears In
The world, what will be The hardest
thing for him TO understand A. A
hond.barrow, for Of that, he shall
not know Which end ought to 70
foremost.
q. What is Il that never was and
never will bc2 A. A mousc's nest
in u cats ear.
q. Why do men make an oven In
a townY A. Because they cannot
make town In an oven.
q. How may man discern a
COW in a flock of sheepY A. BY
his cyesight.
q. Why doth COW lie down.
A. Because il cannot sit.
@. What Is It that never irecz-
ethg A. Boiling water.
@. Which was first, the hen or
the eggY A. The hen, nj the ere
alton.
Q. How many straws 70 to q
goosc's nest? A. Not one; Tor,
straws not having feet, cannot 20
anywhere.