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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1867-10-18
GRAEFENBERG


If FAITHFULLY USED ACCORDING TO
/ directions will cure every case Of Diabetes.
and greatly mitigate the troublesom effects cans
II is a most succe1aful remedy for Gravel Ind
other diseases Of tie Kidneys and Bladder, and
for Fem ale Diseasesis~ unequalled. The Csthol
Icon uniformly cures Prolapsus Uteri. Whites.
all Irregularities Of the Monthly Turns. Suppress
don Incontinencs Of Urine, B~loating and Drop.
steal Swellings, and all Diseases OF Pregnancy.
The specific action Of this medicine Is Immediate
and certain upon the Uterine and Abdominal
Muscles and Ligaments; restoring them to IN
healthy q state as those Of childhood and youth,
10 that patients who have used the "Graefenberg
Company's Uterine Cotholieon'c cannot sufficient.
" expresstheir gratitude for the relief afforded.
REDINGTOE & CO.,
Agents, 4l6 and as Front 81. San Francisco.
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Gold Hill.
FOUND

A SMALL BLACK.hoRoccS ALBUM.
di9syspt noIrs Of hand, amounting to $500. pay.
sbis 10 Z. .Msrsy and ~. Msxnsld. Also, Q
Union badge, with framed Flag. The owner can
have this properly by proving Y, Jtnd paying for
this advertisement Apply atthe NKwsofdce.
Gold Hill, July II, 1857. jyll.n
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ASSESSMENT SALES.

Osiss S6tstd & sadl silver 1sIIut.r.
vo%Pany, Haimyra Mining District, Lyon conn.
tyiNexsda-Notiee.-Ther II dsiinousn anon
.ne ,onowing described stock on Account o III.
.,s.d n o.'sa Nay. ls, 1854, and duly sdyer.
days, the several amounts set ouno.it. w. y, .aa.y
Of the respective sharsholdsrs, as folloMs
EasHes. No. Certs, SIorss iuox,,
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LEGAL aDEEERTlusaRanrrsrs.
Application for Patent.
Notice No. S3.

"
R%rorsrER's oFrTcE, CARSON o1rY, X
.lA SSeptemAer IL, 1861. DAS
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ walters Defsat Mining Company,"a cor.
poration orgaalSed within the State Of Nevada.
nave this day died In this office q diagram, to
sesner wnna notice ofapplicAtion for n patent
from tue United States under Act Of Congress,
approved July 20. 1866. and have posted dupli.
cate OF said diasrsm aud notice upon the claim
Tor Eight Thousand feeto the Walters Defeat
LSde, known As tho Walters Defeat Company's
claim Said claim Is boundedon thu north by the
Justics andlndspondent Consold atsd Company,
on the south the claimants are Unknown; Andls
moro particularly described ~ follows: Com.
msuoinga At Q stake marked No. !, At a cedar
stump forty S40 feet northeast from the center
OF tho Devils Gate Toll Road. from the point the
quarter section corner post on the south line Of
township sixteen Q6l, north range T~wenty-one
.(2l) amt bears south $50 3V east, $50 75.l00 feet;
running thence north 49, east 100 feet, to stake
No. !. located In creek bottom; thence south 4lo
east3,oto feet, TO stake No. }, located on summit
NJ Devils Gate bluff. thence south 200 10y east
4.5eo feet, TO stake No. 4, located on easterly
slope OF bill west Of Silver City; hence south $50
~ weat 20 feet TO stake No. 8. (passing No. S In
center OF claim, NJ 100 feet:) thence north 900 4V
west, A,5eO feet TO stake No. Z; thence north 40
west S,6aO feet TO stake No. 8; thence north 49o
east loo teot TO place Of beginning. Containing
tnirty-seven acres; said claim IL situated in ne
9old HUI Mining District partly. and partly in
re jews Mining District, and In the counties
ofLyon and Storey, State of Nevada
WARREN t. 0CKHARr,
se27-9Od Register.
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Dannx Geid md aiIxer nIi.iu,

Company. Lyon County. Nevada-Notfcc.-
There are delinquent upon the following de.
scribcd stock, on account Of assessment levied on
the second day Of September, A. d. 1867, the sew.
eral amounts set opposite the names OF the re.
~spectiye shareholder, ar follows;
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virginia and Gold Hill.
OMNIBUS LINEl
Will Run to IL O'clock at Night

GoyJESRINS92IRs IHIAArIa e.n
between Gold Hill and Virginia city, Commencing
October Cd. 1867, until l2 O'clock, mldnIght-ths
last Bus leaving Doyle & Goodman's Saloon
precisely at 10 o'clock. =.
Fare aftor9 o'clock, either svny. so cents.
Gold Hill. October o 1867 -tf
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And In accordance with the law Of the State
and an order Of the Board Of Trustees, made on
the tenth day OF July, 1857. 70 many shares o.
each parcel OF stock az may be necessary wiz
pauy near ths Imperial Mine, Main street, Gold
Hili. Nevada. on THURSDAY. THE FOUR.
TENTH DAY OF NOVEMBER 1857 be.
tween The hours OF 70 and / o'clock P. y. OF said
LAY, to pay Maid delinquent assessment thereon,
together with costs Of advertising and expenses
J. A. HOLDEN, Secretary.
Gold Hill, New, October II, 1867. oel3td
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MEDICAL.
To THE /!
NEW REMEDIES. NEW REMRDIRsi,
d.. Gibbons Dispensary,

616 STREET
S Cor. Commercial, Sar
Francisco ,establlshedin 1854
Tor the treatment OF Sexual
and seminal Diseases, such al
Gonorrhea, elect, Structure,
Syphills in all lts forms. semf'
nal weakness, Impotency,
etc, skin Diseases (of years
standing) and liberated Legi
successfully treated.
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Imperial and Grant ConsslIda tsd
Gold and Silver Mining Company.-Locatlon Of
works, Wilson's Mining District, Esmeraida
county, State Of Nevada -Notiee. There are
delinquent on the following described stock on
account Of assessment levied on the tenth day Of
July. 1867, the several amounts set opposite the
names Of the respective shareholders. a. follows:
Ne. No. No. Ant PEI Total
R f Prsndersast g. .ss A';s''' S. s4sS'' 80 go
Alex Clark.-l 10 u Is l9(
90 49, 2 no 100 40 90
X Friedman.-...32 10 100 np
John Phelan. ...59 2 lk 100 n8
Geo Swcaemger. 81 62( -.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
HOUSE OF DELEGATES

ECCENTRIC DIVINE. Rev. Zeb Twitche
was the most noted methodist preacher in Yer
mont for shrewd and laughable sayings In the
pulpit he maintained a suitable gravity of man
ner and expression, but out of the pulpit he
overfowed with fun Occasionally he would,
If emergency seemed to require introduce some
thing queer in sermon for the sake of arous
ing the tagging attention of his hearers Seeing
that his sudience was getting sleepy, he paused
in his discourse, and discussed as follows:
Brethren, you haven't any idea of the suf-
ferings OF our missionaries in the new settle
ments On account Of the mosquitoes. The mos
quitors in some of these regions are enormous.
A great many of them would weigh a pound,
and they will get On logs and bark when the
missionaries are going along.
By this time all ears and eyes were open, and
he proceeded to finish his discourse.
The next day one of his hearers called him
to account for telling lies in the pulpit.
There never was mosquito that weighed a
pound, he said
But didn't say one of them would weigh
a pound [ said a great many, and [ think a
million of them would"
But you said they barked at the missiona-
ries"
mo, no, brother; I said they would get on
logs and bark
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
Educational.
DANDOLPH MACON COLLEGE,
IL VA, IN FULL OPERATION

This tlme-honored Institution is once more in
successful operation with full Corps of Profess
ors. The chairs of the several schools are filled
by able and experienced men. There are five
literary and scientific schools, viz: Of Ancient
Languages Mathematics, Chemistry and Natural
Philosophy, Moral Philosophy and Modern Lam
guages. In addition to the above the Board of
trustees have established school of Commercial
Science. with the view of giving to the young men
ofthe country Business Education
To graduates in all these schools, Diplomas are
granted and the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and
Master OF Arts are conferred upon students who
scholarship formerly required is still maintained
We have a full Chemical and PHILOSOPHICAL Ap-
paratus for the illustration of the subjects taught
The location of the College is unsurpassed for
health and geniality. 1t is situated midway be-
tween the mountains and the seabOard; and du-
ring career of thrty-three years, and with thou
sands Of young men in attendance, there has
never been death arising from malaria or other
local cause. We profess to educate young men
not only mentally and morally but physically
also.
Board is Sixteen Dollars per month. Tuition
from $40 to 500, according to the number of
schools attended. $3.50 will cover expenses of
board tickets for three schools matricufation and
contingent fees for ten months
Rooms in the College free of charge, but the
contemporaries his own furniture fuel and lights.
Dung men who are preparing for the ministry
and those disabled By the late acar, who are una
bic to pay their tuition will be allowed to attend
any or all of the schools free of charge.
This College is situated near Boydton, the coun-
ty seat of Meckenburg county, Va.
Arrangements are made to transport students
from Ridgway Depot, on the Raleigh and We'll
don Railroad, whilst conveyance leaves Roam
oke station, on the Richmond and Danvile Rail-
road, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays,
and the Wolf Trap Depot, on the same road, on
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
We solicit liberal patronage from Maryland
| Virginia, and North Carolina, from the West,
South and Southwest.
Students will be received at any time The
second term will commence on the 9th day Oh
February next Young men will be received
and prepared for the College proper For fur
ther particulars address the undersigned at Boyd
| ton Mecklenburg county, Va.
THOS. G. JOHNSON,
| dec 25-to feb 10 President r. NJ. College.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
Essa Onto Swine.
BY JOSH BILLINGS.
logs generally are auadruped.

Hogs generally are quadruped.
The extreme length of their antiquity has
never been fully discovered; they existed a long
time before the food, and have existed a long
time since
There is great deal of internal revenue in a
hog; there ain t much more waste in them than
in an oyster.
Even their tails can be worked up into whis-
sels
Hogs are good quiet boarders; they ALWAYS
eat what Is set before them, and don't ask any
foolish questions
They never have any disease but the measles.
and they never have that but once: once seems
to satisfy them.
There Is great many breeds among them.
Some are close corporation breed, and some
are built more apart, like hemock slab
They use to hev breed in New England a
few years ago which they called the striped hog
breed; this breed was in high repute among the
landlords; almost evry tavern keeper had one.
which he used to show to travellers, and brae on
him. . 0''
Some are full in the face like town clock.
and some are as long and as lean as acow-catcb
er,. with steel pointed nose on them.
They can awl rute well; hog that can't rute
well has been made in vain
They are short lived ANIMAL and generally
die as soon as they get fat.
Inc hog can be learnt great many cunning
things, such as histing the front gate off the
hinges, tipping over the swill barrels, and find
ing hole in the fence tew get into corn-field
but there ain any length to their memory it
is awful hard for them to find the same hole to
get out at; especially if you are at all anxious
they should
Hogs are very contrary, and seldom drive well
the same way you are going; they drive most
the other way; this has never been fully ex-
planned, but speaks volumes for the hog.
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A Good Thing.

A jokist, of Somerset, KY, tells the Cincin-
natl Commercial that the following took place
in the Kentucky Legislature few days ago:
A member from one Of our mountain coun-
ties, full of conservatism and strong advocate
of the Louisville Journal, each morning as he
would take his seat in the House, as business
opened would commence reading his favorite
paper, and about the same moment some mem
Der would move to dispense with the reading of
the Journal, y and our mountain member
would lay down his paper. He stood this for
some time, when, rising from his seat one morn
ing after the usual motion, he exclaimed at the
top of his voice:
"Mr. Speaker, I have sot here in my seat fur
NOR n week and submitted to the tyranny of
this House. Somebody, every morning, moves
to dispense with the reading of the Journal,
and L have lost every paper I've bought for a
week by it, and no man has ever moved to dis
pense with the Democrat or Commercial; and.
Mr.. Speaker, | won't stand it any longer. Mr.
Here the balance was lost in the general 'laf-
ter
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
a Southern Platform.

Jacob Slevis, a candidate for Congress from
Alabama, puts forth funny platform:
You have rite to no the principals that will
govern my congressional career am not the
person to cajole or equivocate. My principals
are those of the American Eagle, which are,
whar the carcass is, gether. In relation to the
niger, except the situation. Slavery is dead,
and so will the niggers be before long [ am in
favor OF general amnesty to all the $4,000
bringing on the war, or fighting in it when it
when it was brought Both Of these was did
by the poor men but those of that class who
made nothing by the war [ think sufficiently
punished, and those who did ought to be par
doned for getting rich at the expense of the re-
bellion. All [ have to say in conclusion is, that
that if any man doubts my loyalty any longer
he is miserable traitor, and I will kick him as
soon as civil government is re-established
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19

PURSUIT OF PLEASURE. smile at the ig-
onrance of the savage who cuts down the tree in
order to reach its fruits but the fact is, that
blunder Of this description is made by every
person who is over eager and impatient in the
pursuit Of pleasure To such the present mo-
ment is everything and the future is nothing
he borrows therefore, from the future at a
consequence is that he finds the tone of his best
feelings impaired, his self-respect diminished,
his health of mind and body destroyed, and life
reduced toits very dcegs, at time when, human
ly speaking, the greater portion of its comforts
should be still before him.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
Mullen STALKS.

Butchers are getting to wear gored shirts.
Why is true wit like diamond? 1t cuts as
well as shines
With what letters should poets and histori-
ans write? EEs.
What goes most against the grain of farm
er? A reaping machine
Why is an archbishop like the Secretary of
War? He regulates the canons
The man who wanted the wings of bird at
tanned his desire by going on lark.
The fashion of wearing hoops has been traced
back to Mrs. Saturn, lady in waiting upon the
sun.
What loverlike speech would an..empty purse
make if it could speak? You will find no change
in me.
The man who made shoe for the foot of a
hill is now engaged on hat for the head OF a
discourse.
Other goods may have declined, but the rise
in hoop-skirts on the streets is at times quite
startling.
A Philadelphian is disguised with Rome be-
cause ''its so plaguy full of ruins there's moth
ing else to see"
Brigham Young, they say, buries his wives
without ceremony. We hope he does not mar
ry them in thatway.
''My eyes, Jack" exclaimed a tar, seeing a
soldier chained to a cannon ball for punishment,
''if there aim t soldier at anchor. p"
A Western editor in speaking of concert
singer, says her voice is deicious-pure as moon
light, and as tender as three shilling shirt.
A little six year old urchin, away up in Yer
mont, being unable to drive an obstinate COW
out of the barn, set it on fire. "She run then,
[ tell you" so the boy told his mother.
A little four-year old was told that God made
him. Measuring off few inches on his arm,
he wrathfuly replied ''No he didn't; God
[ growed the rest myself
A boiler recently exploded in Memphis blow
ing the engineer out Of sight. He will receive
SIS day from an accident insurance company
until he comes down. The same man was blown
up by his wife and got nothing for it. -
pressed her gentle form to me, and wills
pered in her ear; if, when [ was far away, for
me she would drop tear; paused for some
cheering words, my throbbing heart to COOL and
with her rosy lips she said 'Oh, Ike, you're
sich a fool
even you're married man, Sammy, you'll
understand a great many things as you don t
understand now; but vether it's worth While to
go through so much to learn SO little, as the
charity boy said when he got to the end of the
alphabet, is matter Of taste.
Bridget, how came you to burn the bread
sop "Och and is it burned it is? Sure,
then, ma am, but it. no fault of mine-for you
were after telling the last thing afore you
whit cut, large loaf must bake one hour, and
[ made three large loaves, and baked 'em three
hours jist; for what else should [ do?'
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
The Delicious Little Cheat.

She said she loved me, oftentimes
She gave me kisses warm and sweet,
And l expended scores Of rhymes
On the delicious little cheat.
[ called her darling, angel, dove,
My bosom's queen exhausting quite
The whole vocabulary of love,
And, sure, 1 thought that all was right.
But, when pressed her to consent,
To name the happy bridal day,
Her cream to bonnyclaDber went
She laughed, and said it wouldn't pay.
For was poor, and she was worse
For / had truth and consistency
But then the fascinating curse
Had more of common sense than I.
She wed a millionaire, and now,
When age has silvered O er my head,
And brought some wrinkles to my brow,
l thank her for the words she said
For had we two Joined heart and hand
For ''better or for worse" Away,
The worse would have grown worser, and
The devil would have been to pay.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
Cia2src7sUjELe Broom ENctO2.u.
nROOMs! BROOMs! 1.-THE undersigp

DROOMS! BROOEES 1.-THE undersign-
LID ed is just now putting in operation an extern
sive Broom Factory at ChatrchviIe, Virginia,
where he will manufacture all kinds and sizes OF
BRUSH BROOMS AND WISPS,
in the best manner and which he offers to Mer-
chants at less than they be bought for in Nor
tberm markets.
His machine is of the most approved kind; his
workmen thoroughly skilled, and his broom corn
of the very best quality.
ENCOURAGE HOME MANUFACTURES
and keep the money at home, by sending your or
ders, which will be promptly and satisfactorily
filled, by a. l.. HOOVER,
oct 16-6m Churchville, Augusta CO., Va
Spectator. Vindicator, Rockingham Register,
Char. Chronicle, and Lexington Gazette 6 Ban
ner copy six months and send bill to Valley Vir-
ginian Office
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Ready Made Clothing.
GREAT OUTBREAK
VI at the NOrtla

Tremendous Decline IN Goods !!
S. Mandelbaum has just returned from the
North with large lot of CLOTHING, including
OVERCOATS, for old and young
LOOK AND WONDERl!
He enumerates some of the prices which are
much lower than the same articles could have
been purchased before the war
Fine Melton Frock Overcoats, only....:.... $40.
8. black ff0ck and sack Do, $12 to =
Bear Overcoats, rock and sack, for prices in pro-
portion.
Fine black cloth suits for SIS
Black cloth SUITS finer, for SIS to 25.
A az Wool Cashmere suits, SIP
Harris Silk Mixed, Gerry Aeavy, for 500 to $25,
such as we sold formerly for $50 and 35.
Good common suits from $40 to Il.
Fine cashmere Pants and Vest, for SIS to TO-
All wool pants, SAL.
Black, all wool, SIS to 8.
Ng~ Rememb Der these are not goods gotten up
for auction purposes but are his own make
As he has always announced he still guaran-
tees to sell 20 per cent. less than any other house
in the city In order to reduce his stock for the
ensuing season. do not delay but go at once to Sc
cure bargain at
G. MANDELBAUMS
Emporium OF Fashion,
jan 29-tf Under Virginia Hotel.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
Vines, Liquors, Groceries, dc.
vEVFIE AUGUSTA SALOON.

RELY q BRO, ...:.:;... Proprietors,
Corner New Street, and G. II. Alley, Staunton.
G. w. Booth. Sewers Building. corner of New
Street and Court House Alley, the undersigned
pledge themselves to keep the Saloon, to be
known as THE AUGUSTA, in first class style.
The house will be repaired and reftted in the
latest and most improved style.
We have received a new and splendid assort-
ment of Choice Liquors. Every kind of drink
known will be furnished
Va In few days frst-class Oyster Saloon
will be opened in connection with this establish
ment. We solicit a call from our friends and the
public.
oct30-tf j. E. RELY & PPO.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
Agricultural Implements.
A GRTCULTURAL IMPLEMENTS

& WENhCU LEG EEA1I IMPIEMENTS
n The undersigned, agents for II. NJ. Smith
q Co., Manufacturers, at Richmond can furnish
at short notice, any of the following named art-
cles, at manutacturers prices. Reapers s. Now;
Threshng Machines, Horse Rakes, new article
recently patented; corn shelters, cutting, boxes,
churns, scales, hay presses, betting of all kinds,
plough castings, cider mills, &C.
may1-tf MCCLURE s. BUMGARDNER.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1867-02-19
Dry Goods, Groceries, &c.
NALL obs.

ILL G GODS.
Il MAGNIFICENT sTOCKll
We invite the attention of our friends and the
public, to our extensive
NEW STOCK OF DRY GOODS,
which, for variety of both style and beauty, can
not be surpassed
In LADIES' GOODS, we offer 5 tine srx7 70,
that can be had, embracing
Valencias, Merinos, Mouslins,
Alpaccas, Thibet Empress and Gold Cloths, in
Solids, Plaids and Figures.
In STAPLE GOODS we offer
and all the desirable EVERY DAY GOODS of
best quality and at the lowest rates.
We pay great attention to Mourning Goods and
the various classes of White Goods with all the
necessary Trimmings, &c. Trimmings are very
pretty-all shades on hand
Superior French Cloths and Coatings, Tricot,
Fancy and Plain Cassimeres, and all grades OF
Heavy Wear for and boys.
A fine class of Shoes Hosiery, Gloves, Hand
kerchiefs, Wells, Laces and the little goods so
much needed by ALL
&a- Special attention paid to distant orders,
but we would prefer to have all come and exam
me-
Don't conclude that we are not in need of mon
ey, for very anxious to both sell for money
Sc sep 1s~tf KAYsER & YOUNG.
4 MOTHER WAR DECLARED
IA GREAT SLAUGHTER ANTICIPATED
Ect62T1311UttON Gydt7tSt 0IC IItyN ITGCeS ufO
Undue Prices
SIMON Fl. HILB, splendidly equipped is in
the field again, with newly purchased stock Of
the most choice Goods just received from the first
houses in New York City, and selected with the
greatest care for this particular market. The
stock consists principally Of the following articles
Black and fancy dress silks, all wool and half
wool Delaines, bombazines, French and English
poplins Of every shade and quality; linen cam
brio handkerchefs-em and plain; 800
elliptic spring hoop skirts-from 10 to 40 springs
l00.large balmoral skirts, French corsets spleen;
did lot of White Goods and Hosiery; ladies' and
mems kid gloves, do silk and worsted; 80 piece:
of all wool fannels of every shade, color ane
quality; lindseey,s, ginghams, Canton fannels la
| dies black and fancy cloaking; also fine lot o
Ready Made Cloaks, French and English
Broad Cloth, Cassimeres and Cassinets,
Silk and Silk-Velvet Vestings Under
Garments, --latest Style of Hats,
900 pair Mems, Womens, Miss
es', Youths, & Childrens Shoes
in all their endless varie-
ty, both Of city and East
ern manufacture.