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MARRIED.

Il In TIM ely. MSy sp;sy 3sv, o. rssrey. NJ. John
Z; Littehais, OF Nsvry, and Miss Mary Louise
In this city June !, BY Rev. J Stevens, Mr.. T.
N this city. June I, BY Rev. J. stevens. Mr.. Js:
nIor A. Ladd and Miss Evsiins Owen, both Of this
city.
In this city, June . by Rsy. J. Hubbard, yr., ~
Of Baeo, and Mis- Annie @ LittisAsid, Of this city.
In Cape Elizabeth. May 4, Nj. VIM. III, Davis and
Miss Annie x. Haley, both Of this city,
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or Ave thousand. sales WEDNESDAYS and FAT
URDAYs at O'Clock p. u. Remember thst tho
Store 10 In Adams New Bieck. on Alfred
IT., where goods will DO sold cheap and vhsrs' 10
trust, liberal consideration for tho Interests Of
this community will receive It's duo
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p, sheridans Cavalry Condition Powders may he
given to cattle whenever . need OF condition med
ions 10 indioatsd By loss OF cud, hornal, and for
red water In COWS. ..
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BRIGHTON MXRKET-June 5.

A, marie, b. M eures v.et catas stss ss.p and
lambs. ssos, s''~, $500 ''nhrr ~'sas'' o'"'' go
PRrck gu Cattle si.,a, SIS 70 % %, bra
quality. ~ 90 . 10 Is, sscosd qudky, IS 't0 ~ %
third quality, !! 90 % - Is.
pills, = sSC ! 5 sses. '
:. oALy eRINs. no nav b. .tFs ytI
MICH cows and Calves tts, ss, 20. 100 q us.
SHEEP AND LANES, In ioss, ~ %, %, % ~
. Co. ssch, kxtrs, 800 - % o. hon = &c v b.
swINEw.,em =! '-ies, I've, aevnf
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N o TIC E .

In consequence Of the docease Of our Mr.. Smith.
our copartnsrsbip Affairs must necessarily DO set
tied up. I wish all persons having demands
against tho iato firm " present them 70 mo for
payment. and all persons indebted to us. by note
or account, will nave cost by Immediate settlement
am now selling goods at great bargains for cash.
r.r- CHAS. TwAMBLEY,
Surviving Partner, ,
Firm Of Twamblsy- 4 Smith.
sseo, April u, 1867. ~ evils "s
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OF Perry, wandered nom sthc house Ia
Saturday, 70 the beachim company with oh
older brother, and while playing ran into
the water and was brownies. bsiore his IA
lhcr, who was close behind, could reach
him.
The Ellsworth American says: 1--WE had .
-csff On wednesday from A.c. Mckenzie ano
Mr.. A. j. Tbbets. Of Indian river. Mr. X. !.
one Of the Publishers ofthe "sword OF Tru'n'
the organ VI the Jsfa colonists. We arc IN
formed By these gentlemen that another vessel
viii Be despatched this fall with emigrsnts;
and vhh I'll seriousness they talk 81 their en-
tsrpri.s - being one that viii svsntaslls tri.
umph." '.,G Hf. 700 ,'I,. G'. n.
Montreal Is the most unhealthy. and London
the most healthy Of Canadian cities. For every
10 persons Who die In London. Is die In Mon.
,reai; and out Of every hundred deaths, more
than o6 additional cases Of children cut OF I'M
der Ave years Of aye are found In Montreal
For every hundred children Who die under ont
year Ia Montresl. only sfrty die In Quebec,
and tAirty In the country distrista- 100. 'nn
- A pair 81 pigeons made a three years
voyage on New Bedford vessel. While
in port they would 60 on excursions on
shore, but never seemed to desire to leave
tho ship permanently. One squad wa
produced during the voyage, and just be-
fore the vessel arrived in port, tho female
was washed overheard and drowned. ..i
Ono Of the boldcst and most successful
robberies on record was pcrpetratcd at Chi.
cago Inst week A robbcr entered the
room OF George w. Lee, in the fourth sto-
~ Of Reynolds block, stabbed him four
times, and then ripped open his vest and
stole sis. 900 In United Suites bonds. Tho
assassin escaped, and Leo, It Is said, cannot
live. WI
A few days since. as Mrs. knight and two
other women were attempting to cross the
railroad at the north end Of the Bryant Pond
depot. and just In front Of an engine standing
on the turnout. their horse became unmsaage-
able and ran across the road. preoipitating the
whole party against . pile Of wood. and Sc
verely ipjuring Mrs. knight. cutting her
face badly and giving her IN ugly wound just
halo, the kp.s. The other women v,rs nm
h,,. =. = - -,''r,'Itr.'IT =
The Portland Argus says that gay old
boy of sixty odd years recently married in
that city a'blooming maiden not out OF her
teens. and on Saturday night last the young
"o"'a" P,''en'0" 70 "er 'eneanoo p"' ''s-
co"' '''N "u "'a'''' 'o.' e''"''e. u, one
'A '"co ' ""u '"o sS' ms
~ 0"'' "'''''o'' ",''0 fanny 10 s'ai'
w,'h' ono VIC a'c s'au 10 learn thas al are
ao'ns "e"' ana ua' u mas oeen decided not
I" a'0"n my " '"e"'
" A man In st. Louis, who had not been the
best OF husbands reformed and celebrated his
S'.n "eaa'ns anniversary oy remarry'ng MS
sa~. W.. a NJ n.a az 0 80 'os ~,
arrested Tor big,my and Ia wa, lodred In ;.;I
The lawyer who procured hi, arrest discovered
the mistake, but too late to rectify II on Sa,ur-
day. and The twice married couple remained
separated until Monday. The lawyer 10 to DO
sued Tor false imprisonment.
= oou'"'l. eV'"sponue". y, "e .n'0Aso
' , ~.' NV. nv" e'ss', "V 1,. w
s " 'Sa Van po".' ". Rns''
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THE westerly half OF . tvo-story, double tens-
i mcnt house. Good shed. barn and well Of watsr.
A beautiful summer residsnce. Jr q good bargain
for one who makes nshing his business. Price
Inquire Of r. y. JORDAN, orof ,,,
> d Biddsford, June 7, ls61. - 3Ws2i
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Notice.

cpuy n,ri n Guardians q so.iIe' and sssnens Or.
i dam vim Be iu srssioa at Aususta on NE In q
Jane and sr the veek k,losins and " desnbse Una!
statements and applications pertaining 70 NE sane soa
b pressuted On % beS<s thai time.
ny order a the Bad.
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Reward!
To the Farmers.
WOOL cARpINc.

yyAyING secured the services OF Mr. CHARLES
III II. MANSON OF West Buxton ian experienced
Carder), persons having wool to carl can rely
Prices "A low as other CAREERS In this vi,inity.
bundles Of wool will be received on the 18th
Inst. so please send In your wool and get cone
good rolls. :. 7. SHANNON.
saco, May ID, 1867. 900 3W0
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Biddeford,

whore he 10 prepared 10 attend TO ths selling Of
eonsignnens OF new and second hand Fsrsi.
ssre. and will also keep on hand . good stock Of
Usefsl asd Fs soy Gse<s, such - are usual
iy found in Auction Houses. Biz. u00D will slso
attend 10 the selling Of Real Essate, Heres,
Carriages. Harnesses. &C., 40, bs tho vsiuo
ono dollar,
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DIED.

u Notices OF deahs na exoeiins six Lines, inserted
fee above thAt number, n regular advertising rates.
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FOR SALE.


In thi, city. s,,h uit, Stephen Everett aged s. yesn
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Net Income, 23o.s2a 81
Deduct. paid for increase OF Equipment:
Engine Mousam, 1880 90 ~
IL Freight Cars, 10, 425 O0-1,lIa0 on
Diyiiends. including U. s., tax 94,735Si
........ a. -a. 1921 ~
surp,u, accrued this year, 100 ,sis 10
Surplus per Rsp't May 81, 1865, 2a,A ~
Add for under estimate May 1865, ASA 50
Apparent surplus May 81, 1906 M. 4a7l7
'? 81. 1857 ST''u'N '' '''s ioo. 0ia 10
O5
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Murder!

ibis wide awake, thriving city, We slluds 10 the
now Auction and Commission House that has ro-
Gently been opened by GEORGE y. Good, In Ad-
ans New Block, on Alfred street, In the city Of
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THE LAST or A GLORIOUS BAND.-A
telegram was received yesterday in Con-
gress announcing the death, at Edinburg,
Saratoga county, New York, of Samuel
Downing, the last surviving soldier who
was actually under arms in the war Of the
Revolution. Downing sa age has been sta
ted at from 100 to I06, but arc not able
to determine the precise figure. lie en-
listed in New Hampshire near the c.osc
of the war, and after peace found his way
to New York, in which State he lived for
more than half a ceptuary. There have
been dozen or more Of ''last of the PEN
sioners," but We presume that the decease
ofthis wellsknown citizen closes the list,
and that there is not now man living
who actually bore arms in our great strug-
gla for liberty. Sixty-scven years have
gone by since Washington died, and he
was almost the first (not alain in battle
to lead the long array of patriots whose
glorious line is finished by the departure
of Samuel DoWning--[N. Y. Times,
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spIlnters from. the Boston Pest.

In view Of the extraordinary expendi
lures required to keep the Indian tribes
in subsection, and the cost per head Of
destroying those who will not maintain
fri ndly relations with the whites, il is
recommended, as n matter of economy, the
boarding aud lodging of the entire race al
first class hotels.
4 Washington correspondent says -
at IS dreadful to sit in either Of the gal
leries at the Capitol. The colored popu.
lation arc sandwiched in between white
folks, and there is streak of lean aud a
streak offat all around, with an odor about
equal to that of a slaughter house"
Some wag played good joke on the
members of the Kentucky Legislature, in
making them believe thpt bill that had
passed the lower house for the encourage
ment of the production Of chickens and
eggs, was really designed for the esiab
lishment Of cock pit in Louisville.
Mr. Schenck fears the influence OF the
females of Maryland may be injurious tt
the patriotism of the boys at the Nava
<ANAASAu1 anu IAuIVSNS 10 iEmofI tht
Academy TO Connecticut. Hasn't Mr. s
any fear of the dangerous influence o.
New England females?
There are at present seventeen bills be
fore the New York Legislature looking Il
an improvement of Gotham morally anC
otherwise.
The Radical city Of Philadelphia is des
cribed as troubled with fighting council
ensalted Streets and bad water.
4 colored mau was fined one dollar and
costs, in New London, for ''groaning like
'possum" in meeting.
The Radical party is as fond Of slandel
and falsehood as t c gods were of nectai
and ambrosia.
The Radicals in the Ohio Legislator.
have managed to dodge the question o
negro suffrage.
Horace Greeley lately attended recep
ton in Washington and was mistaken 70
hackman.
A Nashville paper speaks Of "Radiea
blood pudding"
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The INDICTMENT OF SURRATT.-This
afternoon the grand Jury presented an in
dictment against John II. Surratt. The
indictment is accompanied by a present
ment charging John Wilkes Booth with
the murder of Abraham Lincoln, and
John II. Surratt, David L. Herold, Lewis
Payne and George A. Atzerodt for being
present, aiding and abeting, on or about
the l4th ofApril, 1865. The indictment
is for murder, and in its first count char
ges that John Fl. Surratt, on or about the
14th day Of April 1855, did murder Abra.
ham Lincoln The SECOND count charges
that John Ell. Slrratt and John Wilkes
Booth did murder Abraham Lincoln
The third COUNT charges with the murder
Of Abraham Lincoln, John H. Surratt
Lewis Payne, John Wilkes Booth, David
Il. Herold, George A. Atzerodt and Mrs.
M. Il. Surratt. The fourth count charges
that John Wilkes Booth, j. III. Surratt,
ID. Il. Herold, G. A. Atzerodt, L. Payne
and NJ. Surratt, did conspire and confed,
crate together to kill and murder A, Lin.
colin Washington Cor. $. =
4 ~
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NO. &c.


The bogus thing, claiming to be the
Both Congress Of the United States, is
dead. Its pity that it cannot be added,
that its putrid carcasss has been removed
and properly inferred. Its history ID .
shameful record OF brutality, injustice and
corruption, Its statespanship would shame
an assembly Of Digger Indians; its policy
vas the policy Of barbarism. It expelled,
obnoxious members for money; traficked'
In the best interests Of the country, al
market men deal in vegetables; it voted
itself a cash premium for its infamy; it
not only failed to secure peace, but labor
ed to prolong war, promote strife, and ac-
celerate ruin. For two years it deceived
tie people with pretense of restoration,
while actually laboring to pcrpetuate dis
union. 1t was instrument oftyranny and
oppression; and, with the cry Of freedom
upon its lips, deliberately labored for the
cnslayement Of an entire people. It was.
the mere tool Of the corrupt caucus, and
the creature Of the agents Of the lobby
Instead Of alleyiating the distress of the
country, it aggravated it by quackery In
finance, and the levy Of unequal, unjust
and oppressive taxes. The difficulties
which it found two years ago have not
been removed, but intellectually increased.
1t did not extend order to the sorely dis.
tresscd people Of the Soath, nor freedom.
TO the people anywhere. 1t ventured up.
on the unsurpation ofall the powers Of the
Government in its own hands, but with
the pusillanimity which belongs to fanat-
icism, quailed and failed at the critical
moment, and its threats ended in smoke.
In its death it leaves the country heri-
tage Of confusion, misery and distress that
the succeeding Congress viii not have the
ability, if it had the disposition, to orelievel
or alleyiate.-E Ohio Crisis. is.
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PaoposEp TAx ON IcE FoR rnE BEN

PRoposED TAX ON IcE FOR THE BEN
EFT OF New ENGLAND. The Chicago
Tribune (RadicaD says: cit is an old
standing witticism of the opponents of a
high tariff that, under the financial sys-
tenn invented by Mr.. Morrill, in 1861, We
should ultimately get prices in this coun-
try SO high that there would BIO only three
things that we could produce in competi-
ton with foreign nations, viz, ice, granite
and cord wood. It appears that We have
already passed that point. Boston and
Massachusetts, demand that ice should be
protected, after prosecuting a profitable
trade in that article. since February, 1906,
when Frederick Tudor,of Boston, shipped
the first cargo, and exporting 81, ,O00, ,000
worth from Boston alone in 1865. This
subject is actually before the Legislature
where committee recommend Congress
to impose this dnty. AS Massachusetts
and the Hub now rule the Federal Capita
perhaps the tax will be imposed. Wher
ice is taxed by the Government, We may
next expect tax upon water and air.
This, at least, is the coolest proposition d
the new year, thus far"
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HoN. JoHa MoRRIssEY, member of,
Congress elect, and fancy stock operator
ofrepute, has recently met with pretty
severe misfortune in pecuniary way
in fact, regular "smash on the taetr-trap,". :" !.
which "tips the claret' very freely. Mr.
Morrissey, with several eminent fnanciers
of the same school, If the story is correct
ly given by the Troy Times, were opera
ting extensively -'in corner" in Cumber-
land stock. But they were SO severely
"crowded" last Friday, that on Saturday
the principal operator was unable to hold;
and the immense amounts in his possess
ion went upon the market. The conse-
quence was tumble in q few hours from
80 to 45. Morrissey was unable to get
from under, and the consequence is that
he loses, as stated, about $4,000 How
much he will have left after submitting
to this process of depletion, is not gener-
ally known. Luck seems to have rum
against Hon. John" recently. It is only
a few days since we we're told that..in 'ssit
down" at euchre with well-known State
Senator, he was reducedto extent of more
than 100000
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Arfemus Wards fhrasTafng Ma.
chine.

My wife's exceedingly practycal wo-
man. / luv her muchly, however, and
humor her little ways. Its, reckless
falsehood that she henpecks me, and the
young man in our ncighborhood who said
70 me az / was digtendin my diaGsam With
o gentle cocktail at the village tavern
who said to me in these very lapgwidge !:
"Go home, old man opIegs you. want an
other teapot throwed at yodr by B. j."
probably regrets hevin said 40. / said,
'sBetsy Jane Is my Wife',s front name, gen
tie youth, and / permits no person 70 al
lood to her as b. j. outside Of the family
circle, Of which am il principally myself
Your other observations | sccrn and dis
gust, and / must polish you off, He was
able-bodied young man, and removing
his coat, he inquired If ! wanted TO be
ground to powder? said yes, If there
was powder grindiat handy, nothing
would ford me greater pleasure, when he
struck me painful blow into my right
eye, causin me to make rapid retreat in-
to the fireplace / hadn't 20 idea that
that the enemy was SO well organized.-
But rallied and went for him in q rath-
or wigris style for my time of life. His
parents lived near by and will simply
state that fifteen minutes had only elapssd
after the first hit, when he was carried
home on shutter. His mamma met the
solemn procession at the door, and after
keerfully looking her offspring over, she
said: "ly son.. see how it is distinctu-
ally You've been foolin around on a
thrashin machine. You went in at the
place where they put the grain into the
thingamyjig and let the horses tread on
you, didn't you, my SOM" The pen of
no liVin mans orthur could describe that
disfortunit young mans sitiwation more
clearer. But was sorry for him, and /
went and nussed him till he got we'll
His reglar original father had been sent
to the war, ! told him I'd be father to
him myself lie smilt sickly, smile, and
said I'd already been wus than two fathers
to him.
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The PAINTING OPr1cE.-The print
ing Office has, indeed, proved superior
college tomany boy; it has graduated more
conspicuous members Of society, has
brought more intellect out and turned it
into practical, usefnl channels, awakened
more minds, generated more active and
elevated thought than many Of the literary
colleges of the country.
A boy who commences in such school
as printing Office will have his ideas and
talents brought out and ifhe is careful
observer, experience in his profession win
contribute more toward an education than
can be obtained in almost any other man
ner.
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a man and his wife. who had be

A man and his wife, who had been
married ten years, disagreed and deter.
mined to separate. The terms Of their
separation were to be decided upon by the
Judge of the reimbursement in which they
lived. They were Parisians. "Haye you
any children?" said the Judge. Eyes,
Monsieur" "How many2" Three
two boys and girl-and it is with them
lies our difficulty. Madame wishes to
have two Of them, SO do l." ':Have you
agreed to abide by my decision?" ave
haye," said both of them. VERY we'll
my friends; ! condemn you, then, to have
another child, so that you may have two
When you have obtained that you may
return to me" The matter was then ad.
journcd for time. Two years after.
wards, the worthy magistrate, who, in the
meanwhile, had heard nothing of the
husband or wife, met the former. "Ah
well,o said he, chow about that scpara.
tion ?" "Still impossible, Monsieur. In.
stead of four children, we now have five. .
She had twins
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klneN
Rx "BnIcK PoxKRoY.p
Brute Butler: Ben Butler come down With the
spoons,
That you stole when robbing tho South
For Il looks bad TO SEQ blue-bnnketcd beast
With honest folks spoons in his mouth
When you were dressed up by the nation in blue
And sent forth 10 war on the people you'd sold.
None but those who best knew you thought you
would do
| As you have done, stealeF, Of silver and goldl
Como down. come down. come down.
Ben Butler, Beast Butler. CONS down
Ringing out over wailing and groans-
For tho honds all know there full we'll
They'll meet Butler the stealer Of spoons!
Brute Buller! Beast ButierI como down with the
spoons,
And the gold, and the silver Yoa thief
You blundering butcher, oh list the means
At Big Bethel, aud tho women stricken with
grief.
Whom you insulted and robbed In your tour
Your highwayman's tour 10 the gulf
When yeu robbed. and yon plundered, you lied and
you stole,
To ill your pockets with plandering aud peif!
Como down Come down Come down
Yon bag=eyed spoon thief, come down, &c,
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Edmund, how is it that the but
tons are on the wrong side Of your shirt
cpllar2Y ].
9T don't know; isn't that the way, moth
er ?'' @
mo, my son yon haYe disobeyed me
you have been in Swimming 7"
The boy felt that his mother had spo-
ken the truth, and was for a moment 81
lent. However the salts factory explana.
tion, as he thought, soon occurred. With
a triumphant and bold look, he replied
another, II guess turned it gettin
| over the fence"
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NoNE.-General Butler says that Pres
ident johnson ''does not like to show his
hand" Mr.. Prentice adds: aIf he were to
show both his hands and all his pockets,
and the inside of his hat, his cock-eyed
assailant would find no silver spoons in
them
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Artemus Ward says of ssgorrillers -
These simple-minded monsters live in Af
|riky, and are believed to be human beins
to slight extent, altho, they are not al
lowed to vote. / never woulded I were
bird, but I've sometimes wished I was d
giraffe, on account of the long distance
from his mouth to his stummuck.
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There is no probability that any thing
will be done with the proposition which
was referred to the Ways and Means Com
mittee to report bill providing that there
shall be no further reduction during the
present year of the four millions per
month.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-04-20

An old bachelor, being laughed at by
a party. of pretty girls, told them, "You
are small potatoes. :" eve may be small
potatoes, cried one of them; ssbut we are
sweet ones. ss