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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

sae nerves Kidneys, bladder womb and blood
- the urinary orgrns, gravel scrofula rheumatism
sts7h, asthma bronchitis dyspepsa.
Ssr practice Is OF experiment Init OF twentv
~rs standing founded on the laws Nature with years
- experience and evidence sustain it, not
= build up, sick to make wellno harsh
% srlaiug; no hatterng. We know the cause and the
fhedy needed; no work but knowledge gained by
7ys OF experience IN the treatment these diseases
|TaiFey--no encouragement without prospect Candid
. oar opnlons reasonable in charges claim not to
AoE everything or cure everybody but claim 10
0sr ana common sense We invite the sick no matter
shs lher to call investigate before they aban-
con nope make nterrogations and deedefor themselves
l! WIN cost as consultation is free. This is the
sixth year That have visited this place and sha mali
my visits for years regularly the days the wee
On Y. CLARENCE Pace CAN BE CONSULTED AT
Renosha City Hotel, during Saturday
the 18th Of December, 1867.
- Residence and Laboratory, Waukeean III.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21
Com fl dem SEal

INFORMATION
For the MARRIED sent
FREE, in sealed envelope,
on receipt of 10 cts. Address
DR.. +. B. FOOTE, Iauthor
of Medical Common Sense.
Book 400 pages, $3.50 sent
by maiD No. 110 Lexington
Ave. Cor. East % st. n. Y.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

PROFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS CARDS. 81 a line per
additional line. ~ se''o-'
single animal, and fifty cents for each additional
animal in same notice. T- -
LEGAL NOTICES, at Statute rates.
& ADVERTISEMENTS notaccompanied with directions
will be inserted till forbid and charged for accord
ngly. r..
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21
POSTERS AND HANDBILLS.

- For Programmes and Bills requiring unusual
amount decomposition, or for bordering and other
extra work reasonable charges will be made.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

and examine our goods and prices We are de-
termined by fair and upright dealing TO merit the
patronage of the public.
WAmot, Sept IS, 1867. 16tf
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

The Queen Of Portugal is threatened
with consumption, and will spend the win
ter in Madeira. If physicians fears are
confirmed by the event, she will be the
fourth monarch of Portugal who has died
young within fifteen years. The King,
Queen and two Princess Royal died in ten
days few years since.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

The Great Hurricane at st. ThOmas---Six
Hundred Lives, Fifty Vessels and Eight
RiiIlions OF Property Lost and Destroyed.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

A letter from Glasgow says that, al
though the price of cotton is nearly as low
as it was before the war, there is no demand
for goods, and the manufactures are as
badly off for orders and the operators for
work as they were in 1857 He adds =
"There is more starvation in Glasgow and
its neighborhood just now than at any
time for ten years past"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

An old fellow Of the ultra inquisitive ord
er asked little girl on board the train,
who was sitting by her mother, as to her
name, destination, etc. After learning she
was going to Philadelphia, he asked,
"What motive is taking you thither, my
dear p 81 believe they call it locomotive,
sir, }" was the inocent reply. The Intrusive
stranger was extinpuished
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

"Marm, may l go ishing?" said a lit
tie faXen haired urchin. eyes, sonny, but
don't go near the water. And remember
if you're drowned, shall skin you as sure
as re alive!"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1867-11-21

Two daily papers are published in Chey-
enne, city about two months old.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

An old author quantity remarks -
Avoid argument with tho ladies. In
spinning yarns among silks aud satins. u
man is sure TO be worsted and twisted; he
may consider himself wound up"
Lucy Stone once said There is cot
ton in the cars Of man, aud hope in the
bosom of women" Lucy made mistake,
and got the cotton in the wrong place.
An Irishman who was near sighted and
was about TO fight duel, insisted that he
should stand six PAGES nearer to his an
tagonist than the latter did to him.
Massachusetts has one convict to every
one hundred citizens; Alabama has one
convict to every Eve thousand three bun
dred and plnety citizens. ei@t
"Boy." said iacetious farmer to his
son, I'VE had pretty hard days work
yesterday now lets have game of chop
ping wood"
A lady being asked to waltz, gave the
following sensible answer: "No. I thank
you. sir. | have huggiug enough at
home"
Col. Massey Fenian informer. has been
produced as Queens evidence at Dublin.
He gave detailed story of the plot
The London Telegraph hosts daily circu.
alton of 13s.704 copies-the largest
newspaper circulation in the world.
Henry Clay told Anna Cora Mowat,
that kissing is like the presidency, not to
be sought, and not to be declined
Parson Brownlow has commissioned
William Sumner. Jr., negro, chaplain
in the State Guard.
A high or protective tariff Convention
was recently held in New York.
Hanging, in Montana, Is styled 'climb-
ing the pine limb.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15
fFrom McMiIlaD's Magazine.J
Mental and Physical Work.

Ofall hard daily workers, the heart and
lungs are the most persevering. From day
to day, from youth to old age they toll
away with scarcely moments infermis-
sion. and, gentle aud almost impcrceptible
as their labors appear, the amount they
get through il something enormous. The
heart is Il most powerful pump, throwing
out at every beat five or six ounces Of
blood. In twcniy-four hours it pumps out
in this waya quantity which is estimated
at from fourteen to nineteen tons; and the
force which il cxerts in doing so would
he sufficient 10 raise fourteen sacks Of
Goals 10 tho top Of the Monument -
The lungs. too. the bellows of the animal
machine. although they do not do more
than one.tcnth Of the work the heart ac-
coniplihes. contribute very materially 70
the total Other kinds Of work are also
being done in the body, the amount of
which ne are not yet able 20 estimate.
Mental work, for instance, has been ex.
perimentally proved to be, in part, at least
ACTUAL physical labor exltausting the pow
ers Of the body as eHcctually. though not
to so great extent. as the more mcchnni cal
forms Of labor The heat which human
being develops in day various exceed
ingIy, and It's amount has not been very
accurately determined; but for an adult
in good health. aad upon moderate diet,
We cannot be far wrong in estimating tito
be equal to the raising Of five gallons and
half Of water froni freezing point to boil.
ing point. Now the quantity of work
which definite amount OF heat is capable
of doing IS perfectly we'll known. The
heat which would raise one pound Of water
one degree Fahrenheit, would if IL were en-
ployed in doing work as il is in a steam
engine, raise one pound weight 772 feet
or what is the same thing, 772 pounds !
foot. Measured by this standard we fnd
that the heat which would raise five aud
n half gallons Of ice cold water 10 boiling
point would be enough to lift 3.4l2 tons
one foot high. or TO put the fact in anoth-
er form, TO hoist 10 sacks Of coal to the
top Of the monument. We can now elias
sify. in rude kind of manner, the chici
varieties Of work which are done in the
body. Il is not necessary for our present
purpose to enumcrate the less important
kinds Of wogk. This We have seen is the
creates, 10 amount. Il probably consti
tu,es not less than four.ftihs of the whole
work of the body. 2 Internal Work
including. as the chief items the action oi
the heart and lungs. g. External Work
The actual mechanical labor performed, for
the most part. under the direction OF the
will some kinds of external gork canno
well be estimated, but on the whole, ~
are able TO make a fair approximation u
the whole amount 4 Mental Work
As to the mechanical value Of which W.
arc still entirely in the dark. but which il
probably inconsiderablc IN amount.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

Blessed is the man who doth subscribe
for his county paper and pay therefor.
His feet shall not stand upon slippery
places; he shall not he forsaken by his
friends nor persecu'ed by his enemies, nor
shall his seed ever be seen begging.
Blessed is he that walketh to he Office
Of the printer, yea. even ascendeth to the
sancinm and payeth years subscription
therefor Sciah
He shall learn wisdom day by day, and
be exhalied above his fellows.
lie shall talk knowingly upon all sub
jects. and his neighbors shall be astonished
at the muchncss of his learning.
He snail not contract bad debts or lose
good bargains.
He sbqil not pay an additional per cent
on taxes for his eyes shall behold the no
tiOe of the collector, and he will take yarn.
ing thereby.
Verify. he shall bring his produce to
the market when the prices are exceed.
ingly good. and withhold it when the
price descendeth.
He shall not lay hold of red hot pokers.
for his knowledge Of metallurgy will teach
him that hot iron burns.
His children shall not vex him, nor his
wife wear breeches
Tie shall live to good old age, and
when his dying hour is at hand his soul
shall not be troubled as to its future
state.
But it were better for him that doth
refuse to subscribe for his county paper
that he be bound hand and foot and cast
upon feather bed.
He shall have no rest, either by day or
by night for visions of creditors shall dance
upon bis stomach by night, and their
actual presence torment him by day.
IF perchance be bath monent's peace
it is only that ho may have little rest ere
the memory of an evil life lacerates his
mind as the gogd pricks the hide Of the
strong OK, 40 that punishment may be lon
ger drawn ont.
His children shall grow up in wicked
ness, they shall put their hands to their
noses and vex him to wrath, and his wife
shall kick him out of bed. Selah
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

"AccoRDING TO GUNTER. This fa.
miliar phrase refers to Edmund Guntcr, a
distinguished English mathematician. who
vas born in 1881 and died in 1926. He
is best known as the inventor of the chain
commonly used by surveyors for measur-
ing land, and of the. fiat wooden RULE
marked with scales ofequal parts. ofsines.
cords. etc, and also with logarithms OF
these various parts-yhich is used to solve
problems in surveying and Navigation
mechanically, with the aid Of the diylders
alone. Hence, in the popular use If the
phrase, anything is according to Gunter"
which is done quite right, and admits of
noquestion of Improvement. The English
also nse the expression according to
Cocker" in the same sense. Cocker
who was born about the year 1852, aud
died sonlew here between l67 and 1882
was the author of a work on arithmetic,
which at once obtained great popularity,
and ran through large number of edi.
tions. Almost all ariihmetics that have
since been published in Great Britain for
the use of schools have followed his meth
cd very closely, and. as many of the earli-
er ones professed on the title page to be
';according to Cocker" the expression
gained general currency.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

HEAVEN AND HoME.-We were read
ing the other day, that on the shores Of
the Adriatic Sea. the wives of the fisher
men, whose husbands have gone far out
upon the deep. arc in the habit at even.
tide of going down to the sea shore. and
siuging. as female voices only can. the
first stanza of beautiful hymn. After
they have sung it. they listen ,illthey hear
borne up by the wind across the deserr sea
tho second stanza sung by their gallant
husbands as they are tossed by the gale
upon the waves, and they are happy
Perhaps if we would listen, we too might
hear in this desert world of ours some
sounds. some whisper borne from afar. to
remind us that thero is heaven and n
home and when we sing the hymn upon
the shores of earth, perhaps we shall hear
its sweet echoes and cheering the hearts of
them that are pilgrims and stranger. and
look for city that hath foundations.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

CONFESSED MoRE THAN He INTEN-
DED.-Mark Twain tells the following
funny incidents:
why, Captain, you appear to have
very bad cold. I"
,'Yes Madam" said the Captain, who
is fond of working in his garden early in
the morning, in his shirt sleeves, /" sup
pose deserve it. j caught it while
breaking the Scvent Commandment, last
Sunday" ~ x ~ s,@s
The party, male and female. started
and looked blank, and then the lady who
brought out the remark said; as well as
choking fl of;laughter would let her;
"Well, upon my word, Captain, .consid-
cring the unusual circumstances of tho
case, aud your present s. rronndings, it
was hardly necessary for you to enter SO
much info particulars asa s =
When the innocents Captain got home.
he found toShis amazepenti that the Sew
enth Commandment docs not say, ''Thou
shalt remember the Sabbath day and
keep il holy" i
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

Mas. WHAT A FALL
After the snow. the other morning. Mrs.
Partipgton stepped from her door, and
ved as cautiously as If she were treading
upon eggs; but at that moment some un-
propitious and malicious fate planned her
discontinue, for, as she took step where
the snow was particularly smooth aud Sc
ductive, her foot touched upon the polish
c | side of the AK that lay on the ground
covered up, and she slipped from her base,
coming down with vehemence that
seemed to shake the ground. She it was
however, that was shaken; and she got
into house again as soon as she could, sat
is6ed, after painful search, that no bones
were broken.
Il declare," said she, speaking of the
accident late in the day, ''it, is a great
mercy that none of my limbs were de-
straeted by the fall. 1t wassa great trial
Of my nervols cistern, and I haven't got
over it yet" s'I'll tell you how you can
gntioyer it" said Ike. as he sat on the
floor, playing "knuckle-up" against the.
dresser How" she asked smilingly.
Tumble over it." he replied saucily look
ing up
1t is said that. when good wife vet
her finger, flea had better fec. Ike saw
her make motion to remove her shoe;
and, moment thereafter, his nose was
puttied against the Kitchen. window out
side. a.tss -
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

CRIME IN THE NoRrH.-Ina single issue
of New York paper, says the Valley
Virginian, we find the following crimes rec.
ordcd for one week: 4 child, years old
beaten to death with board. in Chicago ;
thrce negroes hung by a loyal mob in
Kansas; two white men bya mob in In
diana; y. s soldier beaten to death by
his officer, in Missouri; in BroEhsville.
Indiana, 5 men hung by d mob; to say
nothing of the usual numberlof divorces.
seductions, rapes. murders, forgeries. &c.
This will do for one week. but just imag-
inc what howl would be raised if d tenth
Of 1t had occurred South
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

THE WAY TIE MONEY GoEs.-It is
estimated, says the Cincinnati CONNER
cial. Radical paper, that Fit will require
one hundred thousand troops to put into
operation. the Military Reconstruction
Bill; and that will cost the tax payers
one hundred and fifty million dollars an
nualIy.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

Sam Slick tells usstllat if he were asked
what death he. preferred, as being most
independent. he. would answer. freezing
because he would then 60 of with : s'stiG
upper lip.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

It's there any particular person you
would wish me to marry?" said widow
expectant to her dying spouse, who had
been somewhat of tyrant in his day.
''Marry the devil, if You like.' was the
gruff reply 'sQh, no, my dear; you.
know it is not lawful to marry two both
ers $50
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

RATES OF ADVERTISING. PR YEAR; One
golumO. $iOO RAlf Column, so : Quarter Col
ann. SIS.
Transient Advertisements per Square often lines
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For double column advertisements twenty-five
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square is oRs insh in space down the column.
counting eats display lines. blanks. &C.. solid
matter No advertisement to be considered less
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square. All advertisements inserted for less
period than three months to be regarded as tran
sient.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15
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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15
STATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT.
PupLrsnsD rvERr SATURDAY, nj

ABBOTT s. BROWN
n. n. GBBorr. NJ Y. nRowS.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

As long as you live never forget the
sweet courtcsies Of life, or to pay the prin-
ter.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15

Correspondents writing over assumed signatures
or anonymously, must make known their proper
names to the Editor, or no attention viii be given
e their communications.
An Letters and Communications, whether on
BUSINESS Or for publication should b addressed to
Abbott 4 Brown.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1867-06-15
J. H. MCCOY,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR ATLAW,
NOTARY PUBLIC,

WWTILL. PRACTICE IN THE SEVERAL
w Courts Of this City and State, and of Wash
iugton Territory. All kinds of claims and demands,
notes, bills, book accounts subscriptions, etc.
collected on commission, by suit solicitation.
Real Estate bought and sold. Taxes paid
Buildings rented, and rents collected on commits
sion.
Titles to Real Estate searched, and abstracts
made.
ALSO
AGENT for the principal daily and weekly news
papers on the Pacific coast. Subscriptions and ad-
Tertisements solicited
49-AII collections promptly remitted.
5 0FFzGE--No 95 E rout street. Portland.
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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-30

MUST BE Sold EVEN AT A sACRIFICE.-THE
Nl OF a valuable and desirable Country Residence,
together with Estate of about 20 K hours from
New York, 1--WE minutes walk from depot plea SAINT
and healthy location Long island Is compelled
sell the heavy lossf disposed Of FRED
kRlCk A. PETERSEN Architect, No 81 Pine street.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-30
SUMMER RESORTS.

oath HOTEL BATH. L. I.-THIs HOTEL HAS
- been remodelled refurnished style
any hotel IN the country e now open for the season. son,
AFFORD superior French cooks and walters have been en-
gagged and attention will be paid the comfort OF the
guests j. OTTEhHEIMER PROPRIETOR.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-30

"A usmen, wishing comfortable Board IN private FAM
the ferries, By applying ,. A w. Brooklyn Poss
onicA
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-30
NEW YORK HERALD SUNDAY JUNE 80 1eez-TRRLE SHEET



LII DESCRIPTIONS OF JOB PRINTING PROMPTLY
"A executed rates IS per cent less than elsewhere 81
The Metropolitan Job Printing Establishment w Nausea
street
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-30

81 500 For FRENCH s Eoor HOUSE .i AND TWO
LEAN Prospect avenue vest q Bergen avenue, Hudson
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-30

ITO LET-ON BROOKLYN HEI0HTs, A SUIT OF
Rooms with Board; suitable for gentleman and wife.
Apply at Is Monroe place. -
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1867-06-30

A PRIVATE FAMILY, OWNING HANDSOME
three single gentlemen Boardsrs for hs sumner The
mountain scenery good shooting. vegetables fruit milk
butter eggA &C. Terms moderate. Address Acceastbes
Herald Office.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-07-11

Relative to an Amendment Of the iConsttu-
tion, providing for the extension OF the
elective franchise: ~
Resolved Jy the General Assembly Of The
STATE of Ohio, (hree-hfths Of the members
elected to each House agreeing thereto
That it be and is hereby proposed to the
electorsofthis State to vote at the next annual
October election, upon the approval or rejec-
ton Of the following amendment as . sub
stitute for the first section ofthe nth Artl-
ole of the Constitution of this State, to-Wlt:
Every male citizen of the United St9tes, Of
The ace of twenty. one years, who shall have
heer n resident of the State one year
next preceding the election, and OF me
county, township, or ward IN Whlen
he resides, such time es may Dc pro-
yided by law, except such persons as nave
borne arms in support Of any insurreotion OF
rebellion against the government Of the UNI.
ted States, or have Aed from their places Of
residenceiO avoid being drafted into the mil
itary servieelthereofr or have deserted the
military or naval gervice Of said government
in time Of war, and have not subsequently,
been honorably discharged from the same
shall have the qualifications Of an elector
and be entitled TO vote at ell elections.
ED. A. PARROT,
Sneaker of The House of Representatives.
sANDREW G. MCBURNEY,
President Of the Senate.
Passed April6, 1867. tom
April 8, 1867.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1867-07-11
JUST PUBLISHED,
NHW WORK ON SINGING.
BASSINTS
Twenty Melodic Exercises,
IN FORM OF
SoLFEGGIoS FOR SOPRANO OR MEZZC
S0PAR0 VOICES,
TENDE as
ct.J. n.o,s.o a.. ArJ nf Sino;no
Studies 70 acquire Tie Ar Of Singing.

These exercises we're composed to be used ST.
multsneOusly with his system, "The Art of Singing
or with any other method for the cultivation of the
voice, and will take place Of Con CONES SoLFEedIosi
being moi Q mel0diOus and helter adapted for teach
ing. Some of these exercises are specially beautiful
as we'll as useful, a mingling of dulce ct utne, which
secures the interest as well rs the Improvement OF
the student. The various styles developed in these
exercises render them invaluable In an educational
point of view, as they tend to enlarge the intelli-
gence and the appreciation, and at the same time
form the taste OF the pupil. They must be studied
carefully with reference to the innumerable marks of
expression and Ornamentation, Upon the minute
accuracy with which these are accomplished de-
ponds the actual sterling advancement of the pupil;
any evasion or slurrIng in these respects Is time and
effort utterly wasted, while, on the other hand, a
close and patient investigation, and open to the stu
dent the means and resourcesb by which great artists
produce Their most brilliant and profound Effects
WATsoN's ART Journal.
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