The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1866-02-22
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This war hez bin q rather profitable


.tl,in1 Nor you.''t3I ~ 7df ;E 5so- J .
|, .tNbthiu to speek NV" sed he. THE
lead INV the SouthUrners were, sum Of
en-, AoneS, and got through OH that ac-
counk ana the rank and file were igno-
rant wretches who amt accountable no
how. The leadin Copperheds NV the
North were mine anyhow, from the be-
ginntn. Any man who Good sympathize
with the rebels in sicli struggle, must
yoo will acknowledge, hev he'd long
career Nv iniquity to TT EN- for such a
sln..s Why sed he, "do 700 think I use
all the. shot hev? Not any. Them
yooS seen piled on were used because,
beinthe hast, they were on the topuvthe
piieA =, ,iar, o-.-~.l I'D
'..ihy quantity NV yoor party escape
me. Them fcllers who arc yet votin for
jackson TIL never git, and the most NV
them ez alluz votes unscratched tickets
will lodge me. Their innocence pro-
tects em. 1t takes modritly smart man
to bc cvishus enuff to come to mc-hc hes
to hcr sense en,lTto distinguish between
good md evil, cussedncss enuff to delib-
eratey choose the latter, and brains cnuff
to do somethin startlin in that line. Dan
Voorees Nv Injeany, hcz all these quail
tiles developed to a degree which cNcitcs
my profound respect. Between him and
Fernandy Wood its nip and tuck. Fer
Il -.xl
neatnis than Voorhees,, but for actual
love NV doin EN-, Voorhees, bects the
world. sed," continued he, "that the
war wuzn't NV much yoosc to me.
repeat tit wuz Il damage. Afore the
war, he'd my own way pretty much in
the Southern States. For every octo-
room Good count on ut least two pant
ers, and under the patriarlSle system Nv
Afrikin slavery, (Which by tile way was
one NV my most brilliant cohscptionSl
octoroons multiplied with rnpididy
plcasin to behold. But now alas! the
octoroon business is done, and my best
holt is gone. have some little hope
however. The Dimocrisy is displnyin n
vigger didn't think they possesst. IF
they kin only git strength cnufl't to elect
the next President and re-establish slav-
cry! The thot fills me with unuttcrable
joy. The redoosin uN the niger to bon
dage agin, wood give me q clean title to
gittn them back to their normal condi-
shun lhy the way that's anuther phrase
NV minc) thcrc'd be enuf slalghterin
to satisfy several sich >atans ez am. I'd
help EN- If I lrnowd how, but / can't i'm
psove Oh either their speakers or writer's,
and ez long ez men will do my work gr;,-
tis don't sec the yoose NV interferill -
Atthis pinta couple NV small imps un-
dcrtook to push me into the steam, and
in the struggle awokc. My dream WIZ
DER, but tie impre.hun remained "kin
it be-" mused ! pensivcly, "that we are
doin the devils work, and are we to G
finally rewarded in tile manner / saw il,
my vi ion? Ef 50, hedn't better quit
and reprnt:' '. .
Rot thought again, that however IT
mite be for younger men, it wood be ofno
yo6sc for me. he'd voted the strait
ticket for thirty years, and tho ten or
twelve years he'd to live wuz too short a
time in which to repent successfully Nv
sich iniputy. So | sank into sleep agin,
this time dreemn that | had turned Fe-
nian-hed elected myself He'd Centre for
the Stat Nv Kentucky, and wuz just in
vostin S75,o0O in magnificent pianta-
shun. PETROLEUM Y. NAsBY,
I.ait PaSter NV the Church NV the Moo Dispoil-
Sashun.