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MORAL SUAsIoN.--Our old friend, Rev.
DR.. Saunders, is publishing his views on educa-
ton. The doctor takes high ground. He
embraced in the uniustly ridiculed term moral
suaslon' produce as much order, industry, con-
teDtment, affection, and devotion as can be de-
sired, and far more than can be secured by any
other means. All classical schools and colleges,
except, perhaps, few for the incorrigibe, must
yet, in the progress of improvement, dispense
With punishment In every form. The incorrigi-
BILE, whom generous motives will not win over
Will be, in the good time coming. withdrawn
from seminaries quietly and without censure by
their parents, through tho advice of professors
and put into schools OF correction; or what, per-
haps, is better, disciplined by some suitable
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GROVER & BAKERS Highest Premium Elastic
Stitch Sewing Machines for family use, No 73O
CbesnuL street.
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IMPROVED LooK-STITCH MACHINES for Tailors
and Manufacturers. Grover & Baker Sewing Ma
chine Company No. 730 Chestnut street.
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BEDDING AND UPHOLSTERY in all it's branches
Jos. LIPP, with W. IL. Woods,
s. W. Cor. Twelfth and Chestnut streets.
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DIED.


pdSn % eS R H sR f BFRS PSSS and ID
the assistants at the Ca hedra Logan square aged 20
years ana months
funeral services will be held in the Cathedral on
ana MS oiher friends are invited to attend, without ur
the, notice. sS
LEl1A wife of Joseph Crou the 66th year Of or age
The relatives and friends OF the family respectfully
Wayne street below Queen, German own on Thursday,
August 80, at2 O'Clock In the afternoon.
DANBY.-On the 26th instant Mrs. ANN DANDY,
relct of the lale John Dandy, aged rs years.
The relatives and friends of the family requested TO
shpley street, Wilmington, Delaware, on wednesday,
notice.
FISHER.-On the 25th instant. AMAND A F. FISHER
wife of Leonard Fisher, in the 46h year Of her age
Invited to attend the funeral rom the residence of her
husband; No. 10 Market street. on wednesday after
Mechanics Cemetery.
HULL.- On the 18th instant, HELEN GEARY infant
daughter OF p b. and Pauline Hui, aged l3 months and
lie relatives of the family are invited to attend the
funeral from the residence Of her parents No 1926 y.
Front street, Wednesday the Goth instant at O'Clock.
10 proceed to the ODD Fellows Cemetery.
McKEEN. = On the Path instant, Mrs MARTHA
MCKFEN, vile OF Henry McKeen.
The relatives friends the family are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral from the residence OF her
Wednesday morning the 10Th instant at 10 O'Clock,
without further notice.
sARCHET.-AtA Alenwood, on the 18th of August, at
III" residence OF her son-in-law, B A. Tillinghast,
JUDITH FAJAISE SARCHET, aged SO years
SEDDlNGER On the 25th instant, Mr.. WILLIAM
The relatives and friends of the fami respectfully
invited TO attend the funeral from the residence OF his
brober-in-law, Mr.. Joseph X. ye, No l34I Hanover
street Wednesday afternoon at O'Clock. without fur
ther notice.
wILMER.-on the 26th instant, HANNAH E.. wife OF
The relatives and friends Of the family respectfully
husband eS1 n Eighth street, on Wednesday after
noon the 18th Instant al 2 O'Clock.
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70 communicate the proceedings Of this meeting to
Mr.. Vandykes family.
Committee-Hop. William Reed Hon. James
Thompson, Hon. james Campbell GEORGE NJ Whar-
ton Esq Charles Gilpin, Esq, Peter Mccall, ESQ,
Isaac Hazlehurst, hsq.
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SHOWING THE GUERRA new counterfeit
made Its appearance yesterday. man named
Samuel Marsden attempted to pass what pur-
ported to be five dollar note on the Essex aud
Worcester Bank OF Salisbury, Maryland. The
calculated to deceive. Marsden presented the
note at the counter OF Smicll Il Furey's restau-
rant, Sixth and ChesnHt streets, and was
promptly arrested. Alderman Beitler held him
for further hearing.
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Row IN A BEER SHoP.-Samuel Scott
went into beer shop on Girard avenue, above
SnackarnaXon street, yesterday afternoon, and
getting tight and boozy, was imprudent enough
to leave his pocket-book, containing $685. on one
OF the tables. Some one made love to it and
carried 1t of. Scott then got into quarrel
with the keeper OF the saloon, Mr.. Riehl, and
beat him end threatened to Kill him. Officer
Bradshaw went in, and on attempting to arrest
Scott he was beaten, and only succeeded in
making the arrest after severe struggle. Scott
is notorious character, and has beer in trouble
several times within the past few months. He
was held in $1,000 bail bv Alderman Shoemaker
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FOURTH EDITION
WASHINGTON.
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TOUR OF THE PRESIDENT.
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HOW THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS.
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DENIAlS OF CERTAIN REPORTS.
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GEN. HOWARD WILL NOT RESIGN.
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DENIALS OF CERTAIN REPORTS.
GEN. HOWARD WILL NOT RESIGN.

Etc., Etc, ETC., ETC., ETC., Etc.
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A LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S SHOES,
Sas44s9 OF best quality manu- actured aud for sale
j. KEENAN, a. BR0rHER'S.
614lmt No, 81 6, FOURTH Street.
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". YORK Advertisement
NEEDLES AAD FISHING TACKLE

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Junr 2h nnwIsmo
, 1866-11-13
NOTICE.

THE annual Statistics relative to
the Estates in this Island their
crops the number of acres cultivat-
ed, also the total number the num-
Der of laborers; the stock &c. at
tached to each property will be
published early in the month of
February next, provided the returns
from the planters are given in by
that time.
If no objections are formed by the
authorities the pamphlet will con
tain many other interesting things,
such as the shipment of the produce
of the place /; a table showing the
number of births, deaths, and mar
riages ten years before the Emanci-
patton of slaves here, in lS4S, and
up to the present time.
Subscription lists will be %circulat-
ed and are to be seen at the Print
, 1866-11-13
s q. @ az AZ S,

Another failure of an American bank
is reported, which, upon investigation,
developes the average amount of fraud
and rascality. It is the Producers Bank
of Chicago, and the liabilities are said
TO be $l83,856, while the assets are
$lO,923 and four worthless promissory
notes Of $4,000 each. Extensive spe-
culations broke the debtors of the bank
and compelled it to succumb, but our
people have become SO accustomed to
these almost daily exposures of financial
vilIainy that they no longer excite any
surprise.
On Sunday, October z, the second Ma
tional Plenary Roman Catholic Council
for the United States will begin in Bal
timore, and Archbishop Spalding, of that
diocess, has been desig grated by the Pope
to preside e it. The object Of this
council is to regulate the Church dlsci-
pline in this country, and to arrange
some plan for the systematic education
Of Catholic youths. Forty-one bishops
and other prelates and nearly 100 priests
will take part in the deliberations.
The interesting experiments at Fort
ress Monroe, TO test the effect of heavy
shot upon i~roh-plated Notifications, have
been suspended for some time to allow
of the structure of a larger and stronger
target. Only IL shots were fired from
Rodman guns at the first target, and
they reduced it to a mass of ruins.
Workmen are now engaged in building q
stronger target, upon which will be plac-
ed an additional thickness of iron plating.
The target which was battered to pieces
had four inches thickness of iron TO pro-
tect it.
Several changes have been made in the
diplomatic representatives of the United
States at foreign Courts. The Minister
10 France has been recalled, and Major
General John A. Dix has been appointed
Envoy to the French Court. Major
General Hugh Ewing has been appoint
ed Minister to the Hague, and these Off
GERS have both accepted the positions
rendered them. 1t is stated that the
Hon. John P. Hale, the United States
Minister at Madrid, is to be recalled, and
efforts are also being made for the recall
Of the Hon. J. Lothrop Motley, the Minis
ter at Vienna. Mr.. Adams, it is understood,
will remain at the Court of st. James's,
he being regarded as a friend of the Pre-
sident's Reconstruction policy, the great
est now applied to all Government Off
GERS, whether at home or abroad.
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A strange custom.


A correspondent writing from Vienna,
the capital of Austria, relates the follow
ing concerning the burial customs Of the
imperial family. We had stepped into
one of the churches to see the splendid
tomb erected by Canova to the remains Of
Queen Christiana, Of Sweden, when we
were told that in an adjoining chapel was
to be seen the hearts Of all the deceased
members of the royal family. So, fol.
lowing our guide through dark passage
down pair of stairs, into What was call.
ed the Lorette chapel, we were permitted
to look through an iron grating into
circular cell, where on two shelve:
were ranged ffty-four hearts, each con
taincd in silver vase or urn,and arrang
ed in the order of decease. The urn,
we're of different sizes-the one contain
ing the heart Of Maria Theresa being
nearly twice as large as any of the 9th
ers. We we're told that when any one o
the reigning soyereigns die, the heart i
tput in this curious collection in the eel
under the church, and the bodies commit
ted to another church in the city and th'
intestines to another.
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Avery Good story.

We Ikea good story, and the last num-
Der of Blackwood furnishes one as fol
! lows: Some years ago, when all the world
we're mad upon the lotteries, the cook Of
middle-aged gentleman drew from his
hands .he savings of some years. Her
master, curious to know the cause, learn
ed that she had repeatedly dreamed that
certain number was great prize, and
she had bought it. He called her fool
for her pains, and never omitted an occa-
sion to tease her upon the subject One
day, however, the master-saw in the news
papers, or at his booksellers country seat
that the number was actually the e20, 600
prize. Cook is called up, palaver en-
sues; had known each other for years,
10th to part. &C., in short, he proposed,
and is accepted, insists on marriage being
celebrated next morning Married they
we're; and as the carriage took them from
the church, they enjoyed the following
dialogue
"Well Molly-two happy events in one
day. You have married, / trust, good
husband. You have something else
but first let me ask you where you have
locked up your lottery ticket?'
She thinking that her master was only
bantering her upon the old point. cried
"Dont ye say no more, about it. ]
thought how it would be, and that I new
ar should hearsthe end ont, SO sold il
to the baker of our village for a guinea
profit; SO you need never be angry with
me again about tnat."
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A Noble Revenge.

The coffin was plain one-a poor,
miserable pine one No flowers on its
top. DO lining of white satin for that pale
brow, no smooth ribbons about the coarse
shroud. The brown hair was laid decent
ly back. but there was no crimpled cap,
with its neat tie beneath the chin. The
sufferer from cruel poverty smiled in her
sleep; she had found rest and health.
~ want to see ny mother" sobbed a
poor child. as the city undertaken screwed
down the top.
"You can't-get out of the way. boy
why don't somebody take the brat away?'
"Only let me see her one minute, cried
the helpless orphan. clutching the side
of the charity box, and as he gazed into
that rough face, anguished tears streamec
down the check on which no childist
bloom ever fingered. OF it was pitiful t.
hear him cry "only once, let me see mo
ther, only oncel''
Quickly and brutally the hard hearted
monster struck the boy away SO that b,
reeled with the blow. For moment tn,
boy stood painting with grief and rage, hi
blue eyes flashed. his lips spraug apart;
FIRE glittered through his tears,as he rails
ed his puny arm, and with most unchild
Eish accent screamed, "When I'm man II
kill you for that!"
| There is a coffin and aheap ofearth be
tween the mother aud the poor forsakel
child, and monument stronger thai
granite bull. in his bony heart to th
memory of heartless deed.
i X X x X X
] The courthouse was crowded to sufo
cation.
"Does any one appear as this man
!, counsel?" asked the Judge. 80
! There was silence when he finished
until with his lips tightly pressed togeth
er, look of strange intelligence, blende
with naughty reserve upon bis hand
some features, a young man stepped for
: ward with firm tread and kindling ey'
to plead for the erring and friendless. Il
was stranger, but from his first sentenc
/ there was silence. ~
The splendor of bis genius entrance
and convinced. The man who could nc
find friend was acquitted.
''May God bless you, sir, cannot"
II want no thanks" replied the strar
ger with icy coldness.
atI-I believe you are unknown
$ me?" io aafa
e "Man, will refresh your memory
o Twenty years age you strwk broker
e hearted boy away from his mothers 90
fin. I was that poor miserable boy"
: The man turned livid.
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POPPING CORN.


And there they sat popping corn,
John Styles and Susan Cutter;
John Styles as stout as any OK, CO
And Susan fat as butter.
And there they sat and shelled the corn,
s And rakedsan stirred the fire,
And talked o., different kind of ears,
And hitched their chairs up higher.
Then Susan she the pepper shook,
Then John he shook the pepper,
Till both their faces grew as red
As saucepans made of copper.
And then they shelled and popped and ate
And kinks of fun a-poking,
And he haw-hawed at her remarks,
And she laughed at his joking.
And still they popped, and still they ate,
(Iohn's mouth was ike hopper,)
And stirred the fire, and sprinklsd salt,
And shook and shook the pepper.
The clock struck nine, the clock struck ten
And still the corn kept popping; f
1t struck eleven, and then struck twelve,
And still no signs of stopping.
And John he ate, and Sue she thought
Tie corn dia pop and patter,
Till John cried, '.The 'corn's afrel
Why Susan, what's the matteri"
Said she, aJohp Styles, it's one o'clock,
You'll die of indigestion,,
Pm sick of this popping corn,
Why don't you pop the question:"
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s@ The Dubuque Times every woody
headed says that--unless President John
SON '.restraces his steps he will soon be
in the burning mari of the fiery pande
monium prepared for traitors and their
agents. There is no help for it. The
Rubicon is passed Heat up your mari
and get your Fiery paudsmonium ready
1.-The Union people have got use fol
both. Did you ever read the story Of
Haman who builded gallows to nang
bis enemy on, but danced pendant from
| it himself, with 'bit Of shtring' around
his neck to keep him steady ? All right
-stoke up-'there is no hell for you
Rubicon has ordered it up.'-La Cross
Democrat.
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Gettinga and Holding Money.

On this topic of general concern, Cory
O'Lanus. the Brooklyn Eagle sage, dis.
courses with his usual lucidity, as fol-
lows:
Every man his own landlord is capi-
tai doctrine. -
should have adopted it myself long
ago, but for want of capital.
This is the difficulty with most ten
ants.
All the real estate I own is located in
dozen flower pots, which Mrs. OLanus
devotes to the cultivation Of geraniums,
verbenas, cactuses, and other ornamental
vegetables.
There is not enough for a building lot,
and it can be only regarded as movable
estate.
The earth is mans inheritance, but !
have not come in for any share of it yet
Some capitalist has got the title deeds
to my estate, and wont give them up till
[ can raise money enough 10 redeem
them.
My father neglected to leave me for.
tune, habit which runs in our family.
From present appearances, think ]
shall hand it down to my posterity.
As Shakespeare observes, some men are
born poor. some acquire poverty, anc
others have poverty thrust upon them.
The OLanuses were always distinguish.
ed for their ability to spend all they could
get; all my rich uncles died before they
made their fortunes.
Getting rich only involves two ques.
tions.
First, get money.
Second, hold on to it.
I understand the principle first rate.
AS soon as can accomplish the first
condition, | am going to try my hand al
the second.
When got married, Mrs. O'Lanus and
myself passed joint resolution that We
would get rich. Getting the furniture
took all our capital in hand, but | was tc
give Mrs O'Lanus all the money got
she was to buy only what we wanted, and
put the rest in the Savings Bank.
|, The first year we Wanted more than VIC
could buy, and the bank account came
out without balance.
The next year my salary was increased
So was the family.
Likewise the expenses.
Bank account as year before.
Third year, ditto.
We continued to accumulate at th
same rate for several years in succession.
Then the war broke out, and We con
cluded not to put money in the bank 70
the present, because things were then s.
uncertain.
Since then. living has been SO high,an
we have concluded to postpone the accu
mutation of fortune until the incom
tax is abolished, and groceries becom
reasonable.