The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1866-11-09


the body aud e0red En- I~sunk q
slumber the narrow room wich u o.
Wunst my offs and d0rmitoEy, widen
ed and enlarged. the humble chairs
become suddenly upholstered 10 gorr'
gus style. the taller did become null
J tlplied into th0usapds Nv gorgns
- =, ~ Uortraits Nv Ills
Highnesa die President and the o...~l
6emocrats on the wall became alive.
IT comnrebended the situation TO
wnnst Andro0 johnson had cut the
Garisn knot with Aumboddy's sword,
/ and he'd carried out his Policy 70 its
material ooncloosion lie wuz King
and wdz reignin under the title nv
Audroo the [ ahd1 wuz lin nay dreem
NV eourse) in his kingly halls.
Ii waz, methawt, o reception mite.
His High Mightineas wuz q sittin on
| toaelevated throne with red velvet
and studded withdiamonds and pearls,
and bpyxs and other precious stones /,
ls0nto his head .wuz crown, and he
was enveloped into 4 robe Nv black
velvet, his nose and the.balance nv his
face gleaInin out IKE q. fash Of litenin
at the foot NV the throne, dom the Of
ifs Nv footstool, wuz Charles Sum
ner wupst Senator which wuz typikle
nv tue complete triumph we he'd won
oyer our enemies, while d0in other
mental offices about the halls, wuZ
Wade, Wilsoe, Bessenden, Sherman
apd Others who had opposed the
change from a Republic to a King
dom. They wuZ clothed in a appro-l
prit e0stodm, knee breeches and sioh,
aud presented 4 pehoolyerly imposin
Appeafanca. f'fnl Ci'f' aisNH4 tH
Carriages containing the nobility
began to arrive, and ez they entered,
the Grand High Lord Chamberlin nv
the Pals, the Marks Won Randall an-
neuncetem a'tDook dc Davis wuz
ejaekelatid, and Jefferson entered
Earl Won TOombs," Sir Joseph E
Johnst0n,p Marks de Bouregard"
~ Count de Pollard = land 30 forth.
N6tioin that the titles | he'd heerd
wuz mostly tackled to Southern men, l
asked Giddy Welles, who wuz standin
by why itwuz thus, and he sed North.
lnersI wuzfi't RELY fit for it. We wuz,
no aed. a low, grovlin race and Good
ent adapt ourselves TO the habits Nv
nobility The South wuz shivelrOus
and Good do it, They wuz given TO
tournaments and archaeological got
accustomed 10 circus clothes and icood
wear a sword without its gettin awk 4
-wardly- between the legs. Northern
na6n, Hich ez were faithful, wnz allow
ed to baTsk in the. smiles NV royalty,
but II wtiz in sich positions ez sootid
their capacity. He, for instance, he'd
charge Nv the royal poultry yard,
position witch he believed he filed to
the entire satisfaction nv his beloved
and royal master. lie he'd now four
hens settin, each on four eggs, and he
hoped in the course NV two years, eft
there wuz no adverse circumstances,
TO hev fresh eggs for the royal table.
Ii wuz position Nv great responsible
by and one witch weighed upon him.
Seward wuz privy counsler, Doolittle
wuz stewart NV the household, and
Thurlow Weed wuz Keeper nv the
kings revenue, and wuz doin very
we'll indeed.
BY this time the company assem-.
,bled, His Highness wuz in ~ merry
mood and unbendid hisself Their
wu2 a knot nv the nobility gathered
ina corner, and after earnest inter-
view Nv minnit, Count Won Cowan
advanced TO the foot NV the throne.
and on bendid knee demanded boon.
." What my faithful servitor, dost
thou most desire?" sed His High. !
neas. lNigfH l8 s4d @tl nt9fs '9Afitt ' tHl
Your Majesty, have the
prisoners NY state brot into the pres
ences that we may make merry over
,5S'IIt shell be done, hsed His Majesty.
and forthwith Baron Won Steedman'
who he'd command NV the King's
Household Body Guard, wuz sent for
them. Lll In . moment they wuz brot
In. They wuz q mizrable lookin set. |
Forney and Wendell Phillips wuz
chained together, Fred. Douglass and |
Anna. Dickinson, Dick Yates and
Gov. Morton, Ben. Butler and Carl |
Shurz, Kelly and Covode, while Chase
wuE tied 10 Horis Greedy, onto whose
back wuz d plaoard inscribed, 1.-The
last of the Tribmes,' at witch Raw |
mopd, who left the Radikels and de-
clared for the empire at precisely the
rite time aud wuz now editor of the
Court Journal, LATED immodritly. !
Some Que exclaimed, " Bring in Thad. |
Stevens, at which His Majesty turn
cd pale and his knees smote together,
/" Don't, don't" see he, he's strength |
enuff left to wag his tongue. Keep |
him awayl keep him away! aud he
showed ez much fear ez men do in de-
-irtun tremens when they see snakes.
Methawt | made inquiries, and
found that things wuz workin satis-
factory, Gen. Grant wuz in exile, /
and Gen. Sheridan he'd been decapi-
aud Tor refoosin 10 acquiesce in the
new arrangement. The country he'd |
pm divided into dookdoms aud earl
uoms and SIGH. over which the nnhil- |