The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1866-01-30
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we are in receipt OF the Following I'M
signed communication, through the
mall. We suppose OF course that Ii is
original with Our correspondent, but II
sounds very much like an extract from
the new book of his honor, Judge
Thompson. II 1t shall turn out that
our correspondent has been guilty OF
plagiarism ut the Judges expense, we
announces in advance that We ahall be a
witness in behalfo of the Judge ina pros
ecution acknowledgement OF Copyright
The last sentence of the communities
lion smacks of the "grave yard yaWn-
ing" style, and as 1t may mean more
than appears, we advise our officers 70
be on the look out; but as the Judges
residence is in the locality referred to.
the sentence may be only reference
to an allusiou,'' or perhaps more prop
erly speaking an ''Illusion." We sub.
init the article OF our correspondent. 70
n discriminating public, without more
preface: gu. ii. =. aiit ~.
WHEREAS, The committee ON natu-
raj sciences have under considerations
the investigation of a subject OF great
i,nnortanctS TO the scientific world, and
me people in general, TO wit: - Wha1
IL manTn deem It proper that al
learned individuals should give tnem
the benefit oftheirknowledge and opln-
ions on the question.
After careful examination nave
coma TO the conclusion that man Is
+, PittJfbtlS UnuHs-a little more Pturi-
bus than umpm. Pluri6Is, as all .scien.
ti[Ip persons know, is from The language
OF the ancient and extinct raee OF Tue
Houghnhpnss and means g goea :m,a, ~
thfaGS /: and ttIiIm from the language o.
the Yahoos, who still inhabit the inter-
or regions of the Island OF Borneot
means a good ninny things mixed up
to0ether. But It Inns been sctentincaily
demonstrated that 1t takes only nree
pluTiGltSes 10 make one enGnt, ana tney
an, usually a thiDgum bob, a what-you-
caIl-it. and sandstone; but these arti-
Giles having very little affinity for each
other. IL Is necessary TO add small
portion OF Spalding's glue to makeit
perfect unum. For the beneht OF 1gno-
rant people will say that 4 only use
tho ex preston pttty1ttLS HnnIn IN a nB1l
uratiye sense, for all learned travellers
agree that the Yahoos, who are very
a. merit in constructing these articles
usa them as hammers for breaking CO.
coa-nuts, and grinding birthstone 70
saltpetre for their whisky In nme Oh
The object OF liking man to e pLarf-
bus unuIl will be seen when you take
into consideration that he is composed
principally of three things (some say
entirely hesh, blood and bones, and md u
plu1IbIs may be applied aswellto these
n rticles ms 20 any other things, and be-
ing only three, the logical conclusion
is, that when combined they must he
mum, but as this reasoning may apply
TO all other nnimnls, 1t might be said
that all animals taken. collectively are
man, and vice Versd, which would make
man an pLstri6ttS irRttM., And as it Is
very plain TO the naked eye that men
are not brutes, tat least allnen are mott
therefore man must be something else,
or else be nothing else than man;
and II "a man Is nothing else than man,
the difference between n man and
pluribuS mum is that man is a man. and
e pLltFfbns tnuDI is not. trs.r S.t. r,gI
But 1 started out with the opinion
that man is c plu1i6us u,titDl, and my
reasons in fullwill be deferred to some
future time, when the Investigations
y1,,,,, baTnCy made mt the PeninSuluF GEM