The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1866-04-05
TIPTON, IOWA, APRIL 5, 1866.

make them resolve that 1arther oilen-
sivc prosecution of the war is'unconsti- |
tutiona. subversive of the government, !
and tends to tiisunion and anarchy.
90. ] will cause tho copperheads, the
of rattlesnalSes, to hiss and
shout with loud noise, Hurrah for Val
z4aH3 @-E @".@
70. Moreover, my servant Jefferson,
in whom my heart delighteth, Twill call
in a national convention
at Chicago, and make them resolve that
nf four wears war against
,hce and rly people IS \ failures a''" 49,
,nev arc for immediate cessation of hos
tilities, ana fnr my servant Pcndleton.
II. Aud I will seduce George McClcl- |
Ian to accept the nomination of thy !
friends at Chicago. ..... .......
-. Furthermore, will send the witch |
of Endor to my kingdom, and call my
chief rulers, Judas 1seariot, Aaron Burr, |
and Benedict Arnold, bone of thy bone
and flesh of thy flesh. ."
73. And raise an neXcceding great army
in the North, and We will fight Abe In
the rear, and l, Beelzcbub, king of Tar
tarus, will command the army of the
north, and thou, my servant, shall com
mand the army South.
"A. AndI will give thee the land OF
Dixie, for thy possession forever, Will
make thee ruler of half my kingdom,
Hell, and we. will deceive the people.
IS. And Jefferson took courage and
rejoiccd. .n. na
76. And Vallandigham, ceased not
night or day crying with loud voice.
Peace, Peace-brothcrs of the North,
compromise with your southern brothers,
and he deceived the people.
-. And when these unclcan spirits
came out of the mouth of the dragon,
and out of the mouth of the beast, and
out of the false prophet.
IS. They assumed unto themselves
forms like men, and Judas assumed the
form of the Day Book, and the Chicago
TJyac., And Burr took the form OF Pen
dlcton, and Benedict Arnold that OF Fer
nando Wood. .r .J..
70. And those uuclcan spirits kissed
| Abraham and said, Father Abraham, we
are loyal and for the Union; and they
deceived the Puritans and raised an ex-
cccding great army of Coppcrheads at
the North.
so. And the copperhcads did fight the
army of the Lord in the rear, and Jciier-
son did fight the army of the Lord in
front.
-s1. And sorely oppressed the army OF
Abraham until there was slain of Tho
Union Army two hundred and forty ant
six thousand.
81. And Abraham was troubled, ant
to God.
S3. And the Lord answered Abraham
and said Fear not, Abraham, for thou
art Honest Old Abe.
81. And | will call my servants the
Johns, wheel horses of Democracy,
John Dougherty, John A. Logan, and
John A. McClernard, and one Bob In.
gersoll, and Isham n. Haynie, and
Stephen s. Hicks, to undcceivc my peo,
pie.
s5. And the Johns, ministers of God
raised the cloak from the Day Book and
the Chicago Times, which was Judas
Iscarot.
Sc. And behold there was concealed :
mass of politilal corruption and treason
and Copperheads with forkcd tongues
and a stink rs of carrion rose from thu
presscs, and the Johns cried with lou'
voice, Come and see.
81, And Bob Ingersoll raised th'
curtain from the form of Pendleton
which is Burr, and behold OH his braii
: were two negro babies, his breast wa
iron, his thighs and legs clay, his fec
. were cloven, and his toes We're copper
) heads.
| s.. And Robert cried with a loud voice
Come and see. And the people criet
with one voice, Away with such me-
> from the earth; cruelty them, crucif
them.
: 50. And the Johns raised the coverin
, from Fernando Wood, which is Bcnedi'
/ Arnold, and he had ten heads whie
were copperheads, his conscience ";
G scared rs with hot iron, and nc ";
t given over to reprobacy Of mind an
+ hardness Of heart that he might belle,
d a lie, that he might be damned, becaus
he held the truth in unrighteousncss.
90. His face was also brass, and II
= hydra heads had forked tongues Ike Ill
/ to scrpents, and OH each head he had
g horn that was called Il dilemma, al
around each horn was wound lar;
1t ratdcsnakc, and on the top flag vii
u stars and bars.
IT o. And the Johns and Bob spak" u
D to the people in loud voice sayin