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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1866-01-16


.NIBLO's GARDEN.
IN Lessee and Msnsser"...".......WM. "hEAiLSi'
rus ESTABLISHMENT DOrs not ADVERTISE ~ TEE
NETWORK nEEALD)
TUESDAY EVENING. JAN; 10, 1855 ..,
Of tie eminent 1''s' Mss eArEMAg,
who win sppear In her celebrated role OF
A JEWISH MAIDEN,
IN Mr. j. cewsKR sec in hi. seunsy
Rudolph, Mr. :. O. Barnett c. Il Merton t'scqai sppssr'
ance at this Theaer D. F. Ration Geo Becks, r. s. Holmes
&c Mrs A. Parry A. Chapman t'ecOnd appesrsrcs
Everett; Lulu &c, IN the cast
1N' pay KEW EVAN AND S'i pSEAuTIFuL SCENERY,
NEW AND cHARAcTEmsTiG COSTUMES AND
APPOINTMENTS.
Admission @ 6s'; s. sr p.;.s b.,. or;sf':
Boxes: sE Il @ SECURED SIX DAYS IN ADVANCE:
broadway THEATER.
ID GEORGE WOOD. ............:...... sian.ssr.
C. Density "a cRowDED E1Es SiGiiT
Renewed un ,e Of ,a ;5s STI E f oWESs
"uNcLE SINGLE"
lnll' 0F NEW COMEDY OF soLoN sHISGLE.
TIE Is. Of bs ss psSsy ovi
reed very shortly after opening o. the DOORS to issue hs
STANDING ROOM ONLY
EVERY NIGHT AND SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
tie new Comedy in three acts. written for MI owens
SOLON SHlSGLE. ,,,,r,,c
soLON SHINGLE MATINEE. SATURDAY,
Commencing at ?. NJ, and closing at ~ T. ~.
SEATS SECURED SIX DAYS IN ADVANCE.
WOODS It'll, THE sA,II;:l !, r,.,.,. Hotel.
"'hase''''''i B;iRiiiii.IixTi OPENING.
A unanimous verde. OF approval swarded without Dis
sentient voice. upon the entire asneenens and appoint
meu,s o the tb.B'er, as the - - .... ....
MOST CHAsTE AND ELEGANT IN THE CITY,
anu the entire per ormarce as the .....
MOST UNIQUE ENTERTAINMENT
ever offered the people OF any nation. D.,,o.v a,
THIS EVENING, at 7ocock and WEDNESDAY Az
fFnNOON commencing u u o'clock - - ....u
GREAT NATIVE COMEDIAN and CHARACTERIZATION,
Mr.. +. :. CIANFRAu,
~-N w. HANLON BROTHERS,,
In De " adens extravaganza OF the
- BALLOON WEDDING.
surnored by MessIs VIM. Sca.n O. C. Davenport Eusens
Fbrre Miss Heariet Osborn Mrs Edward WI sht etc. stc
PRICES:
Re.e,vri sea,.,, cts. Balcony Chairs .......$l
O,ch,.,ra Chairs.,. 81 % Private Boxes y
Doors open q. performance commences 81 O'clock
BOX Ofice open from TO O'clock, and places may %
secured six days In uayHNce. y
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1866-01-16

NURSE WANTED.-A middle-aged Protest
a., Womsn head Nu.e in Institution ios children
AMY a No. 81 Ka.t fhiftietb.st.
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,o n,rrI ruiIscH clermont.ave Brooklyn, by tie
Choir with the aid several talented Snaer The direction
on WEDNESDAY EVENING" ~; :"
o. ~ a. 4, cos Chdron half price, Proceeds 10 puF
! cha,, a uiano Tor chapel -------------
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1866-01-16

WANTED-By respectable young man, a
w SITUATION Entry Clerl. Assistant Book keeper,
Sstsmsn Jobbins COMMUNICATIONS preferred Can
give the lest ofefreIcss 10 honesty Character &C. Al
oysH g. ~, Boz Nc. ~ Tutuls OnRcs.
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And on
WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY AT ~
Supported by ,,,,,,,rv rrrur
A. IMMENSELY OF TALENT.
AN IMMENSELY OF TALENT.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1866-01-16
Gituailons h)sntc0-N lales.

A COMPETENT, intelligent Man wants a
~ eitustion 40 GROOM &C. OF GARDENER. both. y n
year. reference given. Coll aidess - TiHhELL No
% Chaihair-si.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1866-01-16
yyyANTFD..A SITUATION by a sober, steady

NTANIED--A SITUATION by ItsppcIaDIU
w woman COOK, and assist with the washing snd
ironing be-, city reference Cal at No Is s1ihs'eh the
rear, i..t floor.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
The Art OF nnnninr.

The art of dunning is not reconed
among the fine OF polite arts. Indeed,
there are no rules ON the subiect, a scach
cause may be tried by itself, the success
of various expedients being very much
"as you light upon chaps At times
Il lucky accident brings the money out
Of u slow debtor, after the manner fol-
lowing:
A city merchant, nervous and irrita-
bic, received n letter from II customer
in the country, begging for more time.
Turning to one of his counting clerks,
he said:
Write this man ut once
ayes, sir. What shall i say2'
Tho merchant was pacing the Office
and repeated the order:
"Write him at once
Certainly, sir. What do you wish
me TO say p
The merchant was impatient and
broke out:
Something ornothing, and thatvcry
quick"
The clerk waited for no further or
dcrs, but consulting his own Judgment,
wrote and dispatched the letter. BY
the return of mail camc n letter from
the delinquent customer inclosing the
money i'm full Of the account.
The merchants eyes glistcncd when
he opened it; and Fastening to the desk,
he said to the clerk:
"What sort of a letter did you write
to this nan? Here is the money in
fun
~ wrote just what you told me to,
sir. The letter is copied in the letter
book"
The letter-book was consulted, and
there stood, short and sweet, and right
to the point:
"DEAR Sm-Somcthing on nothing
and that very quick. Yours, &c,
60
And this letter brought the money
when a moro elaborate dun would have
failed Of the happy effect.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
The PnhIic nehf.

Allowing the public debt of the United
States to be two and one-half billions OF
dollars, which is a low estimate,1 and
surprising IL TO be converted into silver,
and put aboard Of wagons for transportation
allowing sixteen dollars 10 the pound and
$500 pounds to The wagon, it will require
62,5OO wagons, aud allowing thirty feet 10
the team it would make a train of over 3j5
miles in extent.
SuppOsing q man to undertake to co uut
this money at the rate Of fifty dollars to the
minute, an Ten hours to the day, it would re-
quire more than 229 years for him to complete
The task.
AgaiD, supposing this money to be piled up
and allowing one-eighth Of an inch for the
thickness OF one dollar, 1t would make a liberty
pole Of solid silver aud of tie circumference oil
a silver dollar, 1882 miles high.
II the American eagle were TO ascend this
pole at the rate OF one. half mile per minute
IL would require thirteen days, sixteen hours,
and forty eight minutes for him to SO aud
return, w. j.. CLARK,
9TH 0..V. g., Noble County.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
Who Killed Abel.

Mr.. Lindsey told a good story ut tn,
Sunday-school celebration ut the Meth.
odist Church at Charlottesville, Vir.
ginia, the other day. lie said the fol.
lowing occurred at the University Of
Virginia, between a teacher and Il new
scholar
Toachor-"My little boy, can you tell
me who killed Ablo?'
Schol0r-'Ncs. ma'am."
Tcacher-"Wcll my little dear donot
be afraid, who killed Abel2'
Scholar-"Tho Yankees"
Teacher-"Oh no, johnny, we arc
not talking about that do you know
who killed Abel?'
Scholar insisted it was the Yankees.
Tcacher-"No, my son; Cain killed
Abel. Now remember, think of sugar
cane / am going to ask you about il
next Sunday. Think Of sugar-cane.
The next Sunday the boy was again
attacked.
Tcachor-"Wcll, Johnny, you know
today who killed Abcl2'
Scholar-"Oh yes, ma'am must /
tcll?'
Teachcr-"Ycs, my dear, who killed
Abcl?'
ScholarA"Sorgum."
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
Hot Weather-HHints by Professor
ERgpd-

Professor Blot writes in the last
number Of the Galaxy:
A remark or two on eating and
drinking in hot weather will be in
season. Green vegetables, properly
cooked, arc certainly hcalthful in warm
weather; but it is Il mistake to think
that meat should be excluded from
summer diet. The hotter the weather
the more the system wastes, and, there
fore, the moro we must supply.
in order to keep the body in n
hcalthfui condition, meat ought to be
eaten at least once a day in summer
time, 1t would be we'll to vary this
programme by taking one meal Of fish
on every other day. Fat should be dis
used us much as possible. A very little
good buttcr with your fresh radishcs
at breakfast is rs much fit as ncccssa-
ny.
When weary, or cold, or warm.
or exhausted, we drink in preference
to eating, because we feel the effect in
simultaneously; while after eating even
tho most substantial food VIC do notfccl
the effect for some time.
When exhausted, and when immedi-
ate relief is necessary, the bcst drinks
are broth, chocolate, mix or water,
sweetencd with sugar, 1t is more than
a mistake to drink wines or liquors nj
such a timci really committing slow
suicide.
When only thirsty, without cxhaus-
ton, we ought to drink cold water
WIN a teaspoon. When thirsty and
heated, the first thing to do is to din
the hands in cold water, deep enough
Just to cover the wrists; dip Il towel in
the water, lay it on the forehead, and
then drink cold water with a TEASPOON
If exceedingly hot, keep your hands in
cold water and the towel on your fore.
head for at least one minute before
drinking,
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

no. Rev. O. p. Fitzgerald, editor Of
tho San Francisco Cal) Spectator, who
passed through Mississippi on his way FROM
The General Conference, writes TO his paper.
At Brookhayen, on old gentleman in homes
spun insisted onmy dining at his expose, At
parting, ] asked him, " Is this the way you
treat s,reDgers down here in Dixie? DO you
tcel j! your duty to pay for their eating? -
We ought to do it," he answered " when
they come as far as you have for the church.
lfyou feel under any obligations TO me" he
added, discharge the debt by praying Tor me-
and The old mans eyes filled with tears as
he spoke. "My name j." he continued,
aud then he proceeded TO spell it, lest, as no
suggested, ] might pray for the wrong man.
Tint dear old brother believed In praying
evidently.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

"A New PuLow-An especial GOOD
office has been rendered the sick bv
the Grown Princess Of Prussia Queen
Nlctoria,s eldest daughter) suggesting
a new kind Of pillow to lay the wound.
ed upon. Very small bits Of paper.
torn so as to offer uneven sides. areput
into a linen case, and this again in n
covering Of thin leather. This simplo
and Inexpensive invention, which is
said to be cooler than IN ordinary nil.
low, has employed thousands of little
hands in Prussian schools and families,
enormous patience being required to
tear up enough Of the tiny 8brcds to
make II cushion.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
GFrom the Memphis Argus.l
Lovers ia q FiX--The Dangers
of Pitch.

A few nights since, as the moon rose
over the hill and trec-tops, gliding the
spires Of owr beautiful city with her
silvery rays, there might have been
seen upon the roof of an Egyptian cot
cottage, which is fat, and covered with
pure white gravels and pitch, n couple
OF lovers, seated, enjoying the beauty
|ofthe scene, and
''Though few the hours, tho happy moments
few;
So warm with heart, 30 rich with lovo they flew,
That their full souls forgot the will to roam,
And rested there, rs in a dream at honep'
The Il during the day had been
very warm, and thus they met to spend
the lleeting hours Of twilight, enjoying
the pleasant brGNethat foatod up from
the magnolia gdrdon beneath, and in
tcrchanging those soul-longings and
the warm affections for each other. the
lovers sat; with one arm he cncirclod
the waist Of the beautiful creature at
his side,
"lier little hand lay gently, conGdingly in his"
and all passed quietly and lovingly
until the bell 20 led the midnight hour.
"None but the loving and beloved,
Should be awake at this sweet hour"
The tolling Of the bell reminded them
that,
"Tired natures sweet r%ostorcr, Jalmy sleop.'
was requisite for lovers as well as
others. Still seated near each other
the plighted vows were again and
again exchanged and sealed with kisses,
"Linkon sweetness long drawn out"
AT length, after many vain attempts
10 sever these pleasant pleasures. the
transported l0ryerS found that they
were bound to each other bv moro
sticking bonds than lovers VOWS. Tho
hot sun had melted the pitch. and after
Suing so long, and the night air hay
ing cooled tho rcsinous matter. they
found they We're both stuck fast" TbC
young gentleman first ATTEMPTED Ia
disengagc himself, but found. like nunt
Jcmllna 5 plaster, "the more YOU try ia
pull 1t OIL, the more it sticks the faster =
The young lady then attempted 10 oet
up, which she did, minus the skirt n.
her dress, and all her under clothes 81.
iar as the "tiltors.' In this PLIGHT sb,
attempted to relieve her d]isconsolot,
partner, but it was Of no usc-h,
couldn't como. After some parley, h,
came to tho conclusion he could man
age it by slipping out of his pants. Ac
cordmgly he asked Of his companion
II she could lend him a pair Of pant,
until he could go homo. She though.
her pas would do if they were not too
long With this information he slippoC
OF his boots and loosing his susponder
drew himself out Of his pants as easily
as possible, and the d~isconsolate coupi,
took themselves down stairs in n very
sInshing manner, and looking very
much like u first parents when they
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

WATER SOLD BY Tue GLAss.-A writer at
Fortress Monroe, speaking Of the heated term,
says: Come cted with the weather comes the
subject Of the scurciry Of water. Not
only fruits, vegetables and oiherScrops have
suffered from the want of rain for the past
several weeks, but nearly all the wells and
cistcrns arc drying up. Tho consequence is
that in Norfolk and Portsmouth wafer is n
merchautible article, and is retailed out by
the gallon aud even tumblers full. It is to be
hop ed the present promising shower viii
drive away the torrid heat, revive ycgta-
ton, aud to the produetiyeness Of peaches,
watermclons and such Injuries Of tho season,
dll wells aud %cisterns with water, and the
hearts OF all with abundant joy and gladncss
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

FooLscAP PApER-During the reign
of Charles |. all English paper bore the
water marks the royal arms. The Par
lament under Cromwell made a Jest of
this, and among other indignities { othe
memory of the King, it was ordered
that the royal arms be removed from
the paper, and the "fool's cap and boll''
be substituted. These in their turn
were of course removed ut tho Rcsto-
ration but paper Of the size OK the Par
Lament journal still bears the name of
'foolscap."
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

QUEEN NIoToRIA's PoRTRAIT.-fh mngniG-
cent gilt rendered by Her Majesty TO George
Peabody, Esq. Is nearly completed. She, for
the frat time for the presentation Of her por-
trait to 0 private individual, sat in tho only
robes 81 State she has worn since the death
Of Prince Albert-the costume in which she
was attired at the opening Of the present
Parliament. The likeness Is said to BIO per.
feet, aud the Queen has expressed her unqual-
iled approval Of it. Though only half length,
the painting is fourteen by ten inches wide.
The portrait is said to be done in enamel, on
a pauel Of pure gold. II is the largest cuam,
eled portrait ever attempted in England, and
it has been found necessary 10 build a small
heating furnace specially for the execution
Of The work. On its completion the picture
will be mounted in q most elaborate aud
massive chased frame Of pure gold, suimountcd
with the royal crown enameled on the same
colors:
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

SAD AND DEAUrIrUL.-Ex Governor Vance,
Of North Carolian, in a recent address before
the literary societies of the North Carolina
University spoke rs follows:
No moments Of victory arc for US, no national
jubilee can wc cclebr ate, no songs Of triumph
cH our maidens sing, or garlands Of glory
weayei there is no welcoming for returning
conqucrors, nor erecting Of iriumphal arches
for us TO console Us for our great suffering.
We are oil alone with our greot defeat and
that heavy sorrow which. never fitting, still
is sitting in our household; and all that
we have left Tor our comfort is the sad yet
tender light which plays around The memory
Of chose who died to make II otherwise.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

ATTEMPTED SuIcTDE.-A young man, oil
hopeless appearance, entered the drugstore
Of MoasTs, LEIGH & Magheo, tho day before
yesterday, and called Tor ten cents worth oil
sirychnine, which was handed to him. Upon
getting it he Immediately threw it in bis
mouth aud swallowed it. Tho druggist seized
him and forced an cmetic down his throat,
which had the cHccto of turning him inside ou,.
lie left the store a wiser man. We did not
learn the cause Of the attempted act.-[Evnns,
vile journal.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
CERTIFICATE or AUTHORITY.
(TO expire on the 3lst day Ct January, 1879
OFFICE OF THE AUDITOR OF STATE,
Insurance DEPARTMENT,

INSURANCE DEPARTMENT,
COLUMBUS o., January 0, 1866.
WHEREAS, The LoriRdrd Fire hsaTansc Com.
PAM, located at New York City, Ia Tn Q State OF
New Yo:k, has filed in this Office n sworn state
ment of It's condition, as required by the first sec
ton of the act "To regulate Insurance Companies
not incorporated by the StUte Of Ohio passed
April 8, 1856, ard amended February 0, 1864 and,
Whereas, said COmpanyhas furnihed the undeisign.
ed satisfactory evidence that 1t is possessed z Iat
least one hundred thousand dollars Of actual cash
capital inUested In stocks, or bonds or in mort
cages Of real estate, worth double the amount for
which the same is mortgagedi and, =
WHEREAS, snid Company has fled in this onaco
a written instrument under its corporate seal.
signed by the President and Secretary thereof
authorizing any 0gent or agents of said Company
In this State TO acknowledge service of process for
and in behalf of said Company according 10 tho
terms Of said law.
Now, therefore, in pursuance Of the first section
of the aforesaid act, / JAMES II. GOODMAN, Auditor
Of State for Ohio, do hereby certify that said Lo.
rillrad Fire Insurance Company OF New York, "a
authorized to transact the business Of Fire Insnr.
ance m this State until thirty.hrst day Of Januars
In the year one thousand eight hundred and sixty,
seven,
In witness whereof, I have hereunto subscrlbc1
my name aud caused the seal of my office IN Lo
aitiXeG the day and year above written.
JAS. II. GOODMAN, Auditor of Sta.o
JAMES WATKINS, Agent, N ConnesyiIle' %.
iy20-3w 'i
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
p o b # r Y

From the Cincinnati Enquirer.1
One Sabbath morn, while l was DOING,
Doing in my easy chair,
] heard q gent gently speaking,
Speaking Of a maiden fair;
Says he, "thot maiden's very prettyg
But pretty maids are now a borei'
And men, thought !, are something worse.
Simply fools, and nothing more.
For, one eve while out o walking,
Walking through a muddy street,
] heard q voice behind me saying,
Saying, ola, what pretty feetl'
I raised my skirts a little higher,
Higher than they were before;
How gents stared, and how 7 thought,
"You are fools, and nothing morc!'
Quickly now I raised my eyes,
Raised, l thought, to look nj men;
But, my doers, I saw to apes
Apes fresh from the %tailor's den.
Upon their heads there sat a hat
Not the good old hat of yoro-
Sweet little slullots with q rim
Simply s~killcts-nothing more.
On I wandered, and I pondcr'd,
tponder'd on the days gone by,
When all mon were not lunatics,
Or, "soe the filters" was the cry.
Men laugh and cry at filters now
inst cry, until your Threats arc sores
We know the reason why you laugh
Because you're fools, and nothing more.
How all the gentry love the dorkies-
Not those with the woolly hair,
But those who wear IL nicely frizzlcd,
Frizzlcd around a face most fair,
Last eve l saw a stylish lawyer
Enter in narrow doors
/ heard him kiss, l saw him hug,
Hug q darky-nothing more.
Obi how the maidons love the %tiltcrsi
Men have filters on the brain;
But wen excuse the simple fools,
For really they'er not worth one grain.
They look 50 peaceful on the street
But let them reach their chamber door;
Ahi don't they grind their new false teeth?
But It's their corns, aud nothing more.
Men ask whore is the modest maid,
Tho modest blushing maid Of yorej
l ask where are the noble men,
Gone, yes, gone for evcrmorc.
Nor ever will we see a man,
man, whoes sense would weigh one grain.
Till filters leave this cruel world,
For men have filters on the brain.
Many mon I've heard have dicdj
Died Of late in dreadful pain,
From watching calves and pretty feet,
And having filter on the brain,
Oil all the maidens wish them joy,
And hope they'll reach brighter shore,
But still we laugh, and can't but think
That mon are fools, and nothing more.
y. r.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
- Tho nssocintn nrcss offhfs conn.

~" The associate press Of this coun-
try propose to spend S125,O0O n year
for European news by the Atlantic ca
bic. They will have two dispatches a
day, made up in London 6t three
o'clock in tho morning and three
o'clock in the afternoon, which will
be tho anne at ton p. NJ. and ten a.
NJ, Now York time, and will reach
here in season for morning and evening
papers.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
pa~Thc New York EpiscopaIian says Tho.

r1~Thc New York Episcopalian saga that
Madame Demerest, the fashionable authority,
is likcwisa philsnthropiist. She began life IN
an humble way. With u pair OF scissors and
a piece Of paper, she actually began to cut
her way into town. She has now tho largest
establishment Of the kind on tho continent.
She imploys nearly two hundred persons; yet
she has never made any distinction between
white aud black.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

pay The Washington special Of the
Sc Louis Republican says: at has
t%ranspircd officially that the Tennessee
Legislature made no ratification of the
constitutional amendment. The State
Department has received no official
notification of the fact, and reliable in
tolligcuce from Nashville adds that the
matter will now go over to the next ses-
sion of the Legislature
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

discovered that they were human. The
lady procured, as quietly as possible, a
pair of her fathers pants, which were
run into pretty quick, and the Adonis
decampcd with his pants rolled up
about six inches. The joke was too
good to be kept, by little and little it
leaked out until the truth had to come
to exculpate the happy innocents.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17
STATE OF NEW r
notfN.Ty nm NpXr Nnpv.

CARLYLE NORWOOD
President, and JOHN @. MILLS, Secretary Of tho
Lorilard Fire Insurance Company, b eing ~severally
sworn, depose and say, that the foregoing Is a full,
true and correct statement of the affairs Of tho
said Company, that the said Insurance Company Is
the; bona hde owner OF at least ONE HuNERED tho.
UsASD DoLLABH Of aciaal Cash Capital invested In
Stocks aud Bonds, o: in Mortgages on Real Estate,
worth double the amount for which the same Ia
mortgaged and that they are the above described
OH GERS said Insurance Company.
CAIllLE NORWOOD, President.
JOHN @. MILLS, Secretary
Subscribed and sworn before mo, this 9Th day.
January, 1866.
tsEAL.l lsrAMP.l II. HEDDEN.
Notary Public.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

p1@"I have this afternoon been
preaching to "a congregation of asses, -
said Il conceited young parson. ."Then
that was the ransom you always called
them beloved brethren" said u strong
minded lady.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

Ed"In u Berlin Military hospital
they perform ono omputations with
circular saws. A fine toothcd saw
running at II high velocity, would
sever a limb instantly without making
Il ragged cut, but we presume the
FLAPS" are made first with the knife,
rs it could hardly be done with a saw
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-08-17

Eat-In tho State Of Missouri, tho man who
sells whisky on Sunday, without q license, i,
fined from ton to twenty-five dollors. Tho man
who breaches che gospel on Sunday without a
license is iincd not less than Gyo hundred dol
lars and sent TO Jail. It is thus that tho pious
radical disuuiouist5 in Missouri
compound for sins thoy arc inclined TO-,
BY damming those they have no to-"