New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-03-05
9qw Orleans 1ailg Grestent,
[For tho Crescent
From NOyeletta All About Editors. Etc

From Noyeletta-Au About Editors, Etc,
What in the world can I tell you, Mr.. Editor,
that you do not know already? ! verify believe
editors are the wsest people about, nova. days.
They look wondrous.wse any how, as if they were
holding internal combinations with Minerva. /
wish knew all the press, would invite them TO q
dinner party, give them plenty of champagne and
insist upon their talking papertalk for my particu
lar edification; though, on mature consideration OF
the subject, I'd only ask you, our ideas are SC
congenial.
DO you know of late have felt it would be hap.
plness beyond measure to marry newspaper
10 cast my lot in life with one who lives in edto
rals who breathes the air of constant political ex
citement, who knows all that transpires in this
great town, who has all the new books, all the
new music and complimentary tickets to all the
SHOWS, even the horse opera! What q delightful
time his wife must have, reading new novels, play.
ing new tunes and seeing all the sights ! envy
her position, and onder if she fully appreciates
the situation.
Dear Mr. CRESCENT do find nice editor for me.
know there must be many in this big country,
who would like to have young woman of my
capabilities to help them conduct the business, if
they only knew where to find such an one. Pm the
lady to suit one of them; so, suppose you insert
the following advertisement in your column of
"wants ~
Wanted-By young lady of prepossessng
appearance and wonderful literary requirements,
situation as wife to editor of first class
newspaper. Said editor must be at least 40 (age
gives respectability,) little bald (Which conclu-
slyely proves wisdom,) must be intelligent, speak
French, be thoroughly conversant with the class
les, perfect on the piano and guitar with all the
other accomplishments absolutely necessary for an
editor to possess.
The young lady has hitherto steadfastly resisted
all entreatIes of the warmes suffers for her hand
She feels thath her heart and hand must go together
and the Warmest affections of that heart she is
reserVing for the above mentioned editor when he
makes his appearance. She has also an enthusi.
astic admiration for all papers, but particularly
the CRESCENT; therefore the editor must submit to
slight renodelling Of his style to suit Crescental
views, when he engages her wife.
The aforesaid young lady would be of material
assistance in getting up the columns of the paper:
contributions in prose aud poetry, rhyme and
reason, will be furnished free gratis for nothing.
Wages of secondary Importance if situation suits.
Locality must be southern.
ANY entcrprising editor, who chooses to enter
The list, can learn further on the subject by ad-
dressing Noveletta," care CRESCENT office.
And, Mr.. Editor, you can inform anyone who
inquiries that in all earnestness will answer any
communication I receive, striving to spare the
feelings of the many rejected, for only one can be
the happy editor.
But to change this egotistical subject. Rumors
have reached me that it was intended you should
run for mavor Of tbis citv and in NO ,,oat fa,r
days have seen your name announced in public
print. There js no donbt, 7 hone of vonr acoor+
ance. Think how it would advance NV in+orasta
belong to the CREscsNr if beronss n tho ,,o,,o,
therefore, according to a new avon, ~ E,,,Iia
things that belong to the same tbins bolonr ~
each other: >, so | become idopt;fod with t,,o
~ So, 'N'' 49,