The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1866-08-18

conyeues. change the names of Murfreesboro,
GETTYSBURG Atlanta, Vicsburg, ct settry, to slch
names ez Smithboro, Brownsburg, Jonesburg, ct
settry that the serious onplesantnesseS which oc-
Cured at them places may be rendered no more
forever.
ResolOed, That the citizens NV the Southern
States which lost their lives and legs and SIGH IN
the late nnpeasantness which has bin referred to,
ought to be placed on the pension rolls the same
ez the Northern citizens who suffered likewise,
and the debt incurred by the South in upholdin
things ez viewed from its stand pint is entitled to
be paid the same ez the debt incurred by the
North in upholdin things ez viewed from its
stand pint.
Resolved, That we are wilIn for the sake Nv
harmony to admit that Sherman and Grant were,
all things, considered, worthy Nv bein ranked
with Lee and Jackson.
Resoloed, That the safety NV the Government
demands that sich ez took part in the late un-
pleasantness from the Southern States, be to
wunst admitted to Congress, and to the other
posishens which they yoost to ornement, and
that the more unpleasant they wuz doorin the
trouble the more they ought to be admitted.
Reso1red, That there shall be gushen conf
dences, we freely FORGIVE the honored Secretary
Nv State for the too free use of his little bell door
in the late unplasantnis, beievin that he viewed
things from his own standpoint insted Nv some
body else's wich allus cause trouble.
At this pint His Eggslency Andrew Johnson,
supported by Secretary Wells on one side and
ce-President Stephens on the other, with Buk-
anan in front and Tombs behind entered the hall
Sich cheerin never heard. Hats wus slung
into the air. and seats wus torn up. Proudly
they advanced up the aisle, treading ez they went
on to portrait Nv Linkin which enthusiastic
| Connecticut delegate tore from the wall and
| throwd before EN-. They took their position on
| the stage, Gen. Buell. holdin over EN- Fedral
| flag, and Genral Henry Wise, Nv Virginny, q
| Confedrit hag both wavin ern to the music Nv
| two bands, one a'playin Dixie and the other
| Yankee Doodle.
| At this pint methought the sperit Nv Wash
| inton foated into the hall and for minuit con-
| templated the countenance Nv President Johnson
| In my dream heard him murmer there wus
me. and Adams, and Jefferson, and Monroe, and
| sich, and then came Fillmore, and Pierce, and
| Bookannon, and, good God Johnson faugh p
and notise that George spit az tho somethin IL
his mouth didn't taste we'll In fact the father
nv his country looked sick, and spreadin his
wings the spirit moved out of the hall, shakir
the sperit dust off Nv his speritool boots ez ht
| shot thro the sky-lite.
| There was then blank in my dream. Wher
| resoomed | was at the Postoffis Depart
/ ment the next mornin. The gullotin he'd com
commenced work and the supporters Nv the
constitution wer reseryin their cummissons el
postmasters, ez fast as four hundred clerks cooe
make EN- out Ez pressed forward Randall his
self gave me mine Take it, my venerable
friend" sez he, with tears gushin down hi
cheeks "take it. No more shall that Democra
in your township who takes paper reseave i
contaminated by the touch Nv Ablishin radi
cal''
At this critical pint awoke. Would tina
that dream wus reality. Will | only git tina
| postoffis in a dream
| PETROLEUM V. Massey,
| Lait Pastor Nv the Church Nv the Moo Dispen
sashun.