Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1866-03-02
.lIisceIIancous Items.

Constant occupation prevents temptation.
Sweetness Qinked) drawn ous-A Bologna
sausage.
Our Marine corps-The iufant-ile pOpula-
ton.
Those who are careful TO avoid offending
others, are not apt to take offence themselves.
Modes,y in woman is like color oil her
eheeks-decidedly becoming, il not put on.
Remark caused BY the high price OF proyi-
sions: When shall we three meat again.
A Young woman and her picture are often
alike in one thing, they are both painted.
In Cochin China bull races are very much
in vogue. The bulls are harnessed to chariots,
and run with great speed.
I, has been calculated that the number OF
cows in London is only sufficient to yield u
tablespoonful OF milk to each person daily.
AFrench giant, said to be over eight feet
high, is going TO London to dispute the palm
Of "Anakism" with Chang.
Mr.. Boucicauls i, engaged on a new ro-
mantle Irish Grama, the basis OF which IS the
present Fenian conspiracy.
An unreasonable conuudrum: Why is a
dairymaid naturally the happiest OF m
Because she always has her own whey.
A wiie's toast for the tea-tabIe-' My hus-
band, may he never be tight but tight or
straight, my husband"
A person who tells you Of the faults OF
others, intends to tell others OF your faults
have 4 care how you listen.
The new bonuets, in New York, are selling
At $40 and $50 each. The alms'houIes are
filling rapidly.
Jersey City has a mania for ghosts. The
lates, supernatural panics have been caused
BY a stray racoon and an old white horse.
The Prince and Princess of Wales, the
Duchess Of Cambridge aud the Princess Mary
are all having a very jolly time together At
the Chateau near Frankfort.
A sea-serpent, with a head like 4 bear, and
swimming at steamboat speed, is reported BY
a Philadelphia paper, to have been seen on
Atlantic City.
A crus,y old bachelor says Adams wife
was called Eve because, when she appeared,
mans day Of happiness was drawing to
close.
The world is curved round with heaven.
How one can get out Of the world without
getting into heaven is TO US a physical mys-
terry.
Count F. Lagrange has settled f4O0 a year,
for life, on Henry Grimshaw, the successful
rider Of Gladiateur for the two thousand
guinea stake, Derby, St. Ledger, etc.
A number OF the clerSymen Of Philadelphia
repaired to the outskirts Of the city, one
morning lately, and engaged in a game OF
base ball. The Inquirer says, They exhib-
tied much agility, and appeared to engage in
the spor, with much pleasure
Two damsels, passing througha depot late.
", were having an animated discussion on
the subject Of couture, and one exclaimed,
" What do you think, Maria Z It took me
,hirty-fve minutes, this morning, to make
my WATERFALL
A whale was shot at Surrey, Me-, lately.
He swan ashore between two small reels,
and there was not room enough for him to
turn round, and he could not back out. A
farmer, hearing the noise, went TO the shore
with his gun and shot the big fish.
A new cotton press has been introduced,
which may deserve the attention OF shippers.
It is called Ashcroft's Patent Compound
Press, and is alledged to reduce a bale OF cot
ton, Vi sA uhdiS PNsaNS
minute, to between twenty-five and thirty
pounds to the cubic foot.
Our friend Jolliboy, who stops so late at
his club, and inds Mrs, ]. invariably sitting
up for him, is about to try the effect OF Gales
non-explosive mixture, as q preventive OF q
blowing up. As the mixture is stated to be
only powdered glass, he is going to crack a
bottle or two extra at the club on the night
fxed on for the experiment.
GOOD morning, neighbor Smith t; a tine
rain we have had"
"Yes, neighbor, delightful"
III il comes warm after this, We shall have
everything starting out Of the ground direct
ly."
Heaven forbid! I have two wives under
IT,"
1t is estimated that the quantity Of misletoe
brought into Manchester during the past
Christmas, and re.sold for decorating houses
according to custom, exceeded one hundred
tons in weight. In addition to this upwards
Of two hundred tons Of holly and other ever
green's were brought into the city, and dis
posed Of for similar purposes.