The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1866-03-01
Who was the first little boy mention,

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Who was the first little boy mentioned
in the Bible Chap. l.
Was Adam the first person created, or
was Eve the first matd ?
Podophyllum is good for the liver, but
the dyer uses cochineal.
An eloquent speaker is like river
greatest at the mouth.
Why is the letter l. like priceless gem?
Because it's Invaluable
Why is chicken pie like a gunsmith's
shop Because it CONTAINS fowl-in pieces
When your hair is disordered. what heath
en- deity should you name /? Comus Comb
u.s..
When iS man not man When he is
shaving
Why is lady of fashion like successful
sportsman p? Becsuseshe bags the hair
Jake, spell brandy with three letters.'-
o v (eau de vie) No; in English
Br and "
Why is sack of -four like an elephant ?
Because it can't climb tree.
Death comes to good man to relieve
hin. & comes to bad one to relieve socie-
ty.
Some wives are so jealous that they don't
like their spouses to embrace a fair oppor
tunity.
When may donkey be spelled with one
letter When it is u Nothing personal
Intended
Why have you a right to pick painters
pocket ? Because he has picked yours pic
lures
What dish may you always conclude to
have been stolen, no matter on whose table
you meet it !? Poached eggs
never was ruined but twice said a
wit: once when lost a lawsuit, and once
when gained one
Why is it easy to break into ali old man's
house Because his gait is broken, and
Ills locks are few.
An lrishmsn being asked at breakfast
how he came by shat black eye said he
slept on his fist
Why ID a fly one of the tallest insects
Because he stands over six feet without
shoes or stockings
What is the difference between spend
thrift and feather he'd !? One is hard up
and the other is soft down.
If you would be known and not know,
vegetate i'll village; if you would know
and not be known, live in city.
It is a great comfort to man with only
dollar in his pocket to know that if he
cannot invest IN fve-twenties he can iii
twenty fives.
What is the difference between music and
gambling In music you meet with "a
sharp but in gambling with sharper.
There is phrenologist in London who
can tell the contents of barrel by exainin-
ing the head He makes the examination
with gimlet
What is the difference between wealthy
topper and a skillful miner Inc turns bis
gold INTO quarts and the other turns his
quartz into gold.
Why must an analytical chemist be a
female :? Because if he is not anaIyzer (Ann
Eliza he must be a charlatan Charlotte
ANN.
What distinguished warrior mentioned
in Scripture Was without father or mother
Joshuaj for he was the son of Nun.
ino lohO"lHS was given as ATcIildu
tolst 1.-The Ladies-the only incendiaries
who kindle flame which water will not ex-
tinguish.'
A PERSONS character depends good deal
upon his bringing up. For Instance man
who has been brought up by the police sell
dom turns out respectable
Surprising the pathological emblem of
the United States was taken sick, why would
1t be contrary to law Because it would be
ill-eagle GllegsD.
What is the difference between piece of
honeyc1mb aud black eye? One is pro-
dueed by a laboring bee, and the the other
by belaboriug. @ lo
What is the difference between a couple
OF mermaids and summer and AUTUMN :
The former or two sea daughters the latter
are two Seasons.
A miner who recently came from Vir-
glnla City says vegetation is, so scarce in
that region that two mullen-stalks and a
bunch OF tllistles are called grove
'Ah doctaw, does the cboleraw awfe t
the highaw awda 2 No. replied the doctor
To the exquisite but it's death on fools. and
you better leave the city at once