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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1866-12-05

ANOTHER CONTRABAND IN TROUBLE.
A negro named Lewis Hayes was ar
rested yesterday afternoon, on the
charge of whipping diminutive speci-
men of Africanus. He was acquitted.
and tie complainant was compelled to
pay costs of suit.
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Misunderstanding the past month
there were but twenty-three marriage
licences issued by the Recorder of this
county. During the month of Novem-
Der there were MISUNDERSTANDING a
a falling off of six.
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Valuable Farm For Sale.

-,,UE UNDERSIGNED OFFER FOR SALE
that valuable property known As the Bloom
- dale Farm. situated on the National Road
,a1 miles ives; of Bridgeport, Ohio, and con
lining about 800 ACRES 1t il splendid lcca-
ION for a stock or fruit farm, and has fine vein
u coal said 10 be fl. thick, underlying the en-
IT, Hin farm, with an opening on the pike.
Tie Hill Farm containing about 30 acres, will
IL. sold separately if desired with or without the
cal. For terms or further particulars. apply TO
W. c. BROCKUNlER-
n5yas2v Wv. BROCkUNIER.
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ORGANIC WEAKNESs

Immediately Cured and Full Nigor Restored.
This DISTRESSING Affection, which renders LIE
miserable and Marriage impossible, IL tho penal
~ paid by the victims Of improper induigrncs
Young pcr-ons are too apt Ia commit cIoosscs
from not bring aware Of the dreadful conse'
1uenccs that may cnsuc. Now. who that under
stands the suhjcCt will pretend 10 deny that the
power OF procrcstinn Is lost sooner by those fall
ing into improper habits than by the prudent
Besides being deprived Of the pleasure OF healthy
toms of both body and mind arise. The Systern
become. Dcrangcd the Physical and Mental
Functions weakened loss 81 Proercative Power
Nervous Irritability Dyspepsia, falpiiation ei
the Heart Indigestion, Constitutional Disability
\ wasting Of the Frame, Cough, Consumption
Decay aud Death.
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BONDS ACCENTED. - The bonds of
Thomas J. Campbell, Sheriff elect,
Robert Woods, Recorder elect, and NJ.
]. Breinig, County Clerk elect, were
yesterday accepted and filed. They en-
ter upon the discharge of their duties
on the first of January next.
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MACHINERY FOR SALE.

rI'IIE FOLLOWING MACHINERY Will
hg sold in lots 10 suit purchasers. 1t Is al
g. excellent condition, having run but few
months:
one Steam Engine, l2.inch cylinder, 2o,incl
stroke complete.
one Double Flucd Boiler ~ inches, - feet
lUag.
uur Iron Smoke Stack.
one Patent Corn shelter, with cleaner attach
FL capacity so bushels per hour.
one Bradford Burr Mil, 80 inches.
one Wheat Separator
One Grcuwalds Steam Holster.
-Four sets Elevators and CJnVey0rs.
One Wind Nill.
Together with a large amount Of Shafting
Bcvel Gearing Betting, &c.
PRYOR HANDLAN & CO.
Nos. Il, Il and 10 Main street
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MARRIAGE.

Married Persons, or Young Men contemplas'
ing Marriage, being aware OF Physical Weak
mes : organic debility defUrmiiio, specially
cured.
He who places himself under the carr OF I,r.
J.. NAV rriigiously connde In hi. honor ~ gen
tlrman. and confidently rely upon HE skill - Q
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WANTED.

y WHERE 10 introduce two NEW PAT.
EETED INVENTIONS INVALUABLE To EVERY
FAMILY. sells at sight and demand constantly in
Cr,ssiu.. Agents male snd female. now npor'
aiing are making sip to So per day by working
fw hour. daily. PEEvIOUS ENTEEIENCs As
ICENTs TNNECEsS AIRY. \ sample Of each worth
e. with terms To agents. sent free hy mail 10
aay address Send 6y cents 10 pay postage.
tfS-SATsFACTION GUARANTEED. Address
G.. W.JACkSDN & co.
ueLsIy r U. Box 1873. Baltimore. Nd.
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BENEFIT OF ADVERTISING.-Am man a
short distance from the city says no one
need tell him that advertising won't
cause a big rusls, for Ii" advertised ten
bushels of grapes for sale and the next
morning there wasn't one left-the boys
stole 'em all.
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YOUNG MIN

Who havol-jurcd themselves rs certain prss
,ioc indulgod In when hlon" habit frequently
learned from evil companions or nj shoc, il's
Effects IL which are nightly felt, even when
asleep and u not cured render, marriage I'M
possible and drStrUys both mind and body
shonid apply Immediately
What a pity that a young man. the hop" 81
nj. country. the darling Of bls parents, shDsiki
b. suaiohed from all prospects aud enJoymen's
Of life by the consequence. Of devtatibg fT''ta
the path 81 nature and indulging In certain
sscrrt habit such persons must, before roo
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PoLCE.-The only case which came
before the Police Court yesterday was
that of Nancy Hyatt, who was fined
ten dollars and costs for being drunk
and disordcily. In default of payment,
she was sent TO Jail for thirty days.
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pIsEASEs OF WPKUpKYcE

When the misguided and imprudeDt yOtary 81
pleasure find. that be- has iHllhbed the secsis 81
this painful disHaEe IL tOo often happens that
An ill-tmsd ssnse 81 shame or dFsad Of discovery
deters him from applying 70 those who. from 81.
unati1n and rcspectability. can al"ne befftend
him driAving tii the constitutional symptoms "a
this hnrrid disrAsr make thrir appcaraDrr. snrh
A. liberated sDTe throat diseassd nOze, Nocturnal
pa!ns ia the head and lIRl., dImness Of sight
! drafness nDfss on the ,lIiH bones and srSnh
blOtndes on the head fac and ertreruities pro
grss.iny with fightful rzp.hity. iill ~ last the
palate 81 the mouth or the b0ne- OF the D@>s
fall in ard the yirtim ~ this avful dIsea-> b.
come. bOrrid Object II comtnbserstba vi Doth
nut. q period ~ iis dreadful suf,rrtnes Wy sSnG
Ing him 70 That Undiscovered Country FROM
whence no traveller rrturB.
II iss rnelaurhoIy fart that thousands fxn W
tins 20 this terrible di.as<. owing 70 fhs IN.
skIlfriIlnes. 81 ignorant prr;rbders. Wis. ~ Ne
H., Of that DEApLT PoIsOS. NtRoUEr, rnin ths
constitution sad make the residue OF life IDisrr
able
OFFICE-7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET.
LIN h.nA lido going from baltimore Street. .
fsw door. from the oerDer. u Fail not 70 OBJ
serve name and pufaber.
~ 40 lsttsr, ruo-ived unless postpaid. I'D
containing = stamp 20 10 used On The rsply
Persons writing should state age ard end por
ton Of advertisement describing symptoms.
The Doctors DIPLOMA hangs In his oftns.
ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS
The many thousand. cured NJ this sstahiish,
raent within the last twenty years and tbs No.
maTous important Surgical Oprrsiions performed
By Or. JOhnstSa. witnessed By the rrTnrtrs q
the ssrr and many other rspfrs. nOtines o. vh,eh
appeared agzin and aeain before the pnbbc BE-
sids-- hi. stzndiar - q rentienan Of eharsetss
and responsibility. is sufi'eanSt Guaranty 70 NE
afflicted.
skin disea.e. speedily cured snEs3iy
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MEDICAL.
FORTY YEARS PRACTICE
m SEXUAL DISEASES

CIyHS NE A KNOWLEDGE SELDoA
VI acquired by Physicians Ny long rcsidenee
in this city. and the amount Of patients treated
annually by me was sufficient proof Of my see
cess.
NESS and all diseases arising therefrom. are
cnpsd in much shorter time than heretofore ~
nav NEW VEGETABLE REMEDIES Medk
eines sent to any part Of the Union. All Letters
must contain stamps 20 pay rtnrn postage.
Correspondence held SACRED Ohoe, No. =
Smithtcld street, near the Diamond.
J. W. BRANSTRUP, N. n,
BON so, Pttfburg. Pa
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FOR SALE.

IT Johns CHURCH PARSONAGE, SIT.
MATED On Chapline Street, 1900
; c. II. CECIL,
J. Il. FORD.
\. DODSON,
H.. 4 Issc-lw. Trustees.
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THE RAIN of Monday night, caused
considerable of a rise in the mud mar
ket. Wind and mire were about par
yesterday.
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WANTS.
" ASTED.

MEN WHO AEE LOOKING FOR BUSINESS
VI 60 cal =; ! ~,auIaus Tin store. corner ~
NJ" h,' >gTarr, and examine the most useful IN.
walton Of the aEc. The article Gusts but 30
Cr.', .a! 81 Is for E..Ji. dcCi-2t
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MASQUERADE BALL.-The members of
the Hope Fire Company are making
arrangements for masquerade ball for
Friday evening next.
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FOR RENT.
FOR RENT.

THE TWO STORY BRICK HOUSE on
I N..a street formerly occupied 10y Edwards
S,'A' s. Go. &c. Wholesale Boot and shoe store
f",-' >-Irn gwen Ia4In' H!'', L. Eor further par
i.~'ars i'guiI, Of \. {. EurpTON
At Stein Bros. corner Main y Monroe street,
,r,I
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SCNDRIES.

n PIE Sugar, Superior Green Black and
Japanese Teas, Pure White Wine Vinegar, New
York crab and champagne cider (bOttled), New
York No. Salmon English dairy Cheese,
Starch. Maizena,, &c, Theoretically sealed Sal.
mon, hackerel. Goldfish. Hallibut. Lobster, Salad
OIL (best quality French Mustard. Sap Sag
Cheese. Condensed Milk. together with genera
assortment Of seasonable articles just receive
and for sale low, BY
n &C. WOODROW.
Odd Fellows Hall Building
myss Monroe Street, Wheeling. W. Va
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BALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL.

Estahli,hed rs q Kefp-e nom Uusckefy, The
only rlsre where n cure can lie obtained
DIR. JOHNSTON
Has discovered the most Certain, Speedy, and
onIy EiF,ctual Remedy in the world for Weak.
mes. of the Back OF Limbs Structures Affections
OF the Kidneys and Bladder. Involuntary Ms
charges Impatency. Geacral Debility, Nervous
ness, Dyspepsia. Langnor, Low SPiriis, Confu-
sion Of Ideas, ralpi;ation of the Heart, Iinidi.
~ Trembling. pimncss Of Sight, Giddinoss-
Disease Of the Head. Throat, Nose or shin, At
frctions 81 the Liver. Lungs, Stomach or Boy.
cl,-thoSe Terrible Disorders arising frum sob
tary Habits II Youth-sRCRLT and solitary prsr-
,ices morc fatal 10 their victims than the s"nss
of Svrcn. 90 the Mariners Of tlysscs, hlightinf
their most brilliant hopes or snticipations, rsn'
dcriug marriage. Sc, impossible
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Trustees Sale Of Millinery and
Fancy Goods.
NV yuRTUE OF a DEED OF

IL trust. executed by David +. Ewing TO the
undersigned a. trustee, dated the sth day OF
october Is6G and now Of record in the Office OF
IN, Recorder for Ohio county in Deed Book No.
81. page > will on Tharsday. December
6th, 1866 proceed at the auction rooms of
Hubbard Brother s Co. Nos. sG and = Market
.,rr.t Wheeling ". Va, to sell a large, new
nd fashionable lot of Millinery and fancy goods,
su,h IS Ribbons Flowers. Feathers, Silks. Vel,
vet, Iacrs Bunnets and Hats trimmed and
,.,-imncd one Plate Glass Show Cas-. one Mir
nor &c. 10 h. seen at J. Laish's Jewrlry Store.
sale 70 commence al IL o'clock, \. NJ.
Terms Of sale. cash +. W. BASSETT.
uov2G-td trustee
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FOR SALE.
.naper and Job Printing
Nc" Office for Sale.
a Rare Chance for Printers.
,N , wRLL EsTAR.

E"TsuFD Weekly Newspaper and Job Print
L -. in West Virginia The office is in ex-
-, y. condition. the paper having respectable
,an and iarSe SSySr d.sr PSTFS OF fSs
:. : vi m. uf Wells power presses, suitable
NJ , S, an kinds of job work. Also, double
10y 1 H, baud press. This is believed TO be the
ID, o, mi Ia :, printing N:fice in West Virginia,
49,. - wheeling Good and sufficient rea-
.., .,y,n for selling. For further particulars
-.-- ~, REGISTER Office, Wheeling, W. Va.
EXCELLENT opportunity for getting pos
..., - IN established business. dcc5lw
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JACOB GROSSCLOS,

Sncsossor 20 Probe & Grossrlos,
MANUFACTURES OF BUGGIEs,
vi CARRIAGES. ROCKAWAIS. &c, &C;
No. - Market Street, keeps constantly TN hand
and manufactures TO order all kinds OF WORK IN
his line of business. Particular attention given
10 repairing.
c,sb s.p2J
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Fire-PrOOf Il Water Proof
PLASTIC SLATE ROOFING !
u,uE COMBINATION OF PUL

THE COMBINATION OF PCL.
i NERISED slate and viscous matter As q
roofing material stands unrivalled. \ mastic-
II adaJts itself to every shape and slope. II IS
u"n-cumbustiblr, impervious. non-expansive, and
undccaying. Frost does not crack, nor heat dis
solve IT, The only roofing material ever discOv-
cred that will resist the action of the elements
u lpn. "a the structure il protects. For repair.
Ing OLD and preserving new metallic roofs Of all
Kinds Plastic Slate has never been equalled,
while il has proved an invaluable acquisition 10
The mechanic arts n prrserver of metal and
wood when imbcdded in water OF earth, or eX-
posed to the weather. Being susceptible Of lit
Tie, il any. wear from exposure. and perfectly
hrcI roof il Is Unequalled a. paint for railroad
and farm buildings fences and bridges, iron or
wUJ,.vn.
Having procured the sole right 10 use the
shnyc roofing material in the counties of Ohio
and Wood, We are prepared at all times Ia put
on new or repair old roofs at the shortest posi-
bic notice. Our terms are reasonable and work
guaranteed
JOHNSON. CAPEHART & co.
No l19 Market Square,
macs Wheeling W. Va
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MACHINHa.-

n M MIN
- Agents wanted everywhere 10 sell our low
priced fully licensed machines. Send for ouI
circular SHAW & CLARK. ). VI. Co, Biddc
n,d Maine nuvll,ly
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S. F. FARIS,

MARBLE WORKER a. sCULP-
MI TOR. No. i2s Main Street. Wheeling, W.
Va
~ Monumental Work Of all kinds made TO
order on short notice. Particular attention pad
20 Portrait Sculpture and Designing sepS
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ENDORSEMENT OF The PRESS.
WEST VIRGINIA
RELIGIOUS BOOK HOUSE,
No. ~ Monroe Street.
Wheeling.

WE TAKE PLEASURE IN An
w yOCNCING % cur many friends ssd he
t,ablie generally, that ve have sdded 20 ear
stock of Religious Books
school Books, Stationery re-,
and VII keep constantly On hzDd Family and
Pocket BllAes Hymn and Prayer Books. Sunday
Sehool Books. sekosi Beoks Blank Books, Cap.
Letter, Note. and Billet Pspsrs. Envelopes,
nssraily kent IN frss-eiass Book aesfe, 81
which viii bs sosd At the lowest possible ys.css.
Piease give call
GRo. w. STOyER, Local Agent,
Aufh0rized Agent Tor Sunday Aaesxipe, ffrsI
bvtsriaa. and Sunday school Tina
We have . statieneris Stamp Coz aamptng
nstiaifoAapsstAsdorarrlopeA ~
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FOR SALE.

TFFTFFN HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH
of stock in the Howard Iron Works. This
sock would. under De- circumstances, he offered
r-st'. hr,f for the fact that the owner has re-
moved !iuI the city. n"N2o
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DE-. JOHNSTON.

Member Of the Royal College Of Surgeons, Lon.
don, graduate from one Of the most eminent
College, In the United States and tho greater
part nf whose life has been spent In the hospitals
81 London Paris. Philadelphia and elsewhere.
has effected some Of the most astonishing onres
that were ever known. Many troublesl with
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
ucry ousnsss, being alarmed At sndden sounds,
bashfuncss with frequent blnshing, attended
sometimes with arrangement Of mind, were cur.
al Immediately.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
Greenwood Cemetery,
,>1TUsTED on THE NATIONAL

- ROAD three miles East Of the city, is now
rsady for Intermeuts. sale and improvement Of
iots II contains 81 acres of land and IL laid
out in the most modern and Improved snle-can
he easily reached at AL seasons by the National
Road and for three-fourths Of the year ny inc
Hemnfield Railroad Ii is perfectly secure, and
INTENDED "a be beautiicd by every variety OF
trees shrubbery, public vault, chapel artificial
lake fountains, &c, 10 make IT equal 10 the ssSt
Rural Cemeteries in the country Ample pro
vision is also made for its enlargement, oTJer
and care in perpetuity.
Persons DESTROYS Of purchasing lots can exam
inc the r-roynd with the Superints ndent, who
has Mat. or secure them by calling at the Office
of the Secretary, on Main street, over the Bank
of Wheeling. -,
Persons wishing TO make interments VIII call
ON the Secretary 10 obtain permits therefor
Tickets Of admission TO lot holders and Visit
tors will I've issued by the Secretary:
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JOHN TEECE,

NJALSTER AND HOP DEALEh,
MI Water Street, Centre Wheeling, West
Virginia. Highest cash price paid for Barley.
aur3itly
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DIR. E. J. HENNIG,
PHYSICIAN,

III has removed his Office to Union Street, BE-.
tween Market and Fourth. Office hours frOIn
TO 9 a. IN; to } p. M 20 . p. IN.
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hll''hA"il'
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.

DR.. J. addrrsac. all those Who have injures
thcmsclyr. by improper indulgence and solitary
habits which ruin both body aud mind, uniting
them for either business, study society 81
marriage.
Thc-r arr some 81 the ssA and melancholy e.
frct- produced by carly habits 81 youth, yis
Weakness. Of the Bark and Limbs. Pains In The
Head DiIunrS. If Sight Loo. Of Muscular Pew
or PalpitatiUn of the Heart, Dyspepsia, Nervoua
Irritabiliiy Drrnngcment 81 the Digestive Pune
tions, General DEBILITY, symptoms Of Consus.p
ton, Sc.
NryTNIT.-Ths fearful effect on the mind
are much To- be drvaded-Loss Of Memory. Coz
fusion Of Ideas, Depression 81 Spirits, Evil
Forebodings, Aversion Ia Society, Self Distrist
Love 81 solitude, Timidity, &c. are some OF tie
evils produced.
Thousands 81 pcrNons 81 all ag"s ean no~
iudEr hat IL the cause ~ their declining health.
losing their vigor. becoming weak, pale. Der.
vous and emaciat'd, having singular APPEAR.
ancc about the eyes, c.ugh and symptoms -
('uusgfuUfl0n
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YOUNG MEN

Especially. Who have become the victims ~ Soti'
tary Vice. that dreadful and destructive habit.
which annually sweeps 90 an unfEhely grave
thousands Of Young Men 81 the most crsltcd
talents and brilliant intellect, who might other
wise have entranccsi listening Scnates with The
thunder OF eloqnrnoe' OF na n'n 20 49, s '"'
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From sun ErnmciscO.

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 3.-Thc United
States steamer Vanderbilt, from Homo
lulu, Nov. 22d, arrived to-day. She re-
ports that the British ship Isabelle
cleared for New Bedford, with oil and
bone, Nov. 9TH. The arrivals of whalers
at Honolulu, ut latest dates, aggregate
forty-one thousand three hundred bar
rels of oil, and five hundred and ninety
two thousand seven hundred pounds of
bone. Most of the plantations are grind
ing and sugar is coming in rapidly.
A letter from Monteggas, Imperial
commander ut Acapulco, dated Novem-
Der 24th, does not seem tn mediate the
immediate evacuation of that place.
1t says the war ship Talisnan left there
with orders from Marshal Bazainc to
bring four hundrcd:out Of fifteen hum
bred men campaigning in Tchauntepec,
and that their arrival could dispel all
chance of the Liberals taking posses
sion of Acapulco. Ii further says 0pcr-
ations will b. immediately commenced
against other parts of the State OF
Guerrero, and that the hoastcd Liberal
victory near Colomo was over one hnn
drcd and five men, who were surprised
and ovcrpowcrcd by superior force
Eighty-iivc of the number arrived safe
" ut Colomo.
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A Wicked Darkey.

A humane lady in the west OF Ohio
during the rush of contrabands thither,
took pity on poor ragged boy of de-
cidedly dark complexion, and gave him
a home in her family. After being de-
Gently clothed, Jack was as happy as a
rebel in Union prison. and soon was as
fat rs a prize pig. The good woman
was pleased with her success, and
all went on swimmingly until one day
she heard him use the Lords name in
anything but a revcrent manner. Call
ing Jack to her, she proceeded to lee
ture him upon the cnOrmity of the deed,
telling him that he would certainly go
to Tophet unless he stopped swearing.
"What kind oh place am dat !"
sit is q lake of fire and birthstone"
''Fiar and brimstone, missus!"
"Yes; and You will be put into it and
burned foreverla ever
"But poor Jlk burn all up, missus.
mo, you woft; you'll keep burning
and never be consumed rr 7-.r ..-
But could neber stand it.
'You will have to stand it,' replied
the woman, somewhst ct loss for words
to make him understand her meaning.
WELL" replied the Juvenile contra
band, Elf kin stand it don't care a
straww And Immediately began to
whistle "Down in Dixie
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PAINT.-Some years ago two physi,
clans of the village of p, in the
State of Massachusetts,, met on the
highway; one of them with q somewhat
rubicund face, riding in a ricketty old
onc-horse wagon, and the other in O
handsome carriage, newly painted and
vanished in very good style.
Doctor" said tho first, ~ have d
more extensive and lucrative practice
than you, and yet can't afford to ride
in anything better than this old affair
while you have, as see, nice carriage
all painted up anew. Will you explain
to me how this can he sol"
ooh! certainly" replied tho other
that's easily done. 1t don't cost hall
SO much to paint my carriage rs it does
to paint Your face"
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New York Market.

New YORK, December !.
COTTON.-33ta34 for middlipg up,
land.
FL0tR-jal0c lower and very quiet
extra Stat go G5al0 20; round hoop Ohio
10 0Oall IL; trade brands IL 20al3 90,
closing quiet; Southern flour dull and
declining; common / 20al2 e.; fancy
and extra II 1Cal6 %.
WHEAT-Veryd dull and lower ut s.
for Winter Rcd Western.
BARLEY-Rlles i'll favor of the
buyer.
CORN-2a3c lower; shipping mixed
western at 15al 16 III store; and II
for atloat.
OATS-Hcavy and declining; sales OF
81, 900 bushels at 6laG2 for Chicago and
Milwaukee.
PORK-IIeayy and lower; sales offs, zoe
barrels, at 20a21 for new mess; - Ga
90 50 for regular and cash for old mess;
closing at - 62t for regular, and 10 90 fol
prime.
BEEF-Dull and unchanged.
BEEF HAMS-Dull ut ~ SOAPS 90.
BACON-Dull and nominal.
CUT MEATS-Heavy at 9al0ic fol
shoulders and 12a13c for hams.
LARD-lIcavy and lower ut 1l!a
12ec.
BUTTER-Easier at 15a?S for Ohio;
28a36 for State; and lOal5 for Orange
county pals.
CHEESE-Quiet at Sal6!.
| WHISKY-Without decided change
C0FFEE-Dull and nominully un'
changed.
SUGAR-In moderate request; Cuba
MuscOvOda at 11all!.
! MOLASSES-Dull.
PETROLEUM-Dull; II for crude
and 81 Aa33 for refined in bond.