The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1866-12-19
Asa Hartz Writes a Car,
To the Managers Of the Louisian. :.
Fair next Time.

To the Managers Of the Louisiap. =.
i Fair next Time.
GeMtlemen.-1 have read tho r.,..
have seen the challenges Of stow.
blue ribbon and stoves without Nh. wa
bon. have read the dare-you.takai.HHs
OF steam fife engines and engineer. 3
cards Of mechanical inventors who y, 3
blue ribbon, and mechanical inventor =.
didu't get anything but permission = 3
move their machinery; the notes enelcs,a
checks to charitable institutions ana =
notes that didn't enclose any such doo.os3
thing.
And I'm getting angry-excited.
am getting patriotic, too; gantlem.n !.
the Fair; and ! hereby offer tod nv sS.'a
for $4,000 or upward for the hospital :
any other man, who can get the 1o
Davis "-vulgarly called greenbaels..s
it. e-- ss,-7--. 8 - D
1have q machine. and I want to "a ].
lit. And if win will give FIVE ioI AL !
and half, without the usual iisconHS.t. NJ =
any orphan asylum Of poor but respeefskS.
living parents, which yon or any one 81.
will nanle.
! claim for my patent, that It will m.ls
hair grow where there was never the ~
sign Of capillary substance. It will COLI
bad debts {tried it on myself and naiS I
man fifteen cents due him. ever since. III
year before the wary. 1t win chance4 ~ /
nature'and disposition of astreet car driy~
and make him respect the passengers il 81
car twill cure COINS. It will recuIsss
the affairs of the Freedmen's Bureau. ~
make grass grow where it never crsv
before It introduced into -the-two, balk
Of the Insane Asylum at Washinrfnn
josSsnlarly called the Capital building; 4
vail make white man Of Thad. Steysns
Of Judge Kelly, or Of any other man wfoes
character has been blackensd by. too ~.
quent indulgence in Radical Republ,esr.
ism. It will cunsummaty reconstrncfics
on . satisfactory basis. It will maka :
wiferespect the VOWS she made It the slfs,,
and it will 80 Influence the heart cf
husband that he will recollect, on ali as
casions, that he has a wife at homo 'Vhs
has first claim on his attention. ltviil
csife measles and Group Ia children, and e
move SPAWN in horse. ss4
I will wager upon the superior excelIene.
Of my machine, for the purposes hereis. 5
after named, any sum. from fifty cent? I.
g150, ODO-the man who accept the chsi
lange to put up the .money2-and claim "a
it superiority against any other machjne
IN the following points: &C.. sys
~ is large enough for 3 man ana
mail enough for boy.
2. It works as we'll in one place !, "a
smother, and great deal better.
.. A tackass without harness can vol
{.
4. There Is no difference between a
general usefulness and its general utility.
On each Of the above four points chsl.
enge any, rival machine at Sl2 500 = poipt.
= $50, 600 on the proposition as whole
he committee holding the stakes to TIM
yer the money tome Immediately. SO
I deem it proper to state in this connec.
Ion that a. few Hunprincipled Radical
Yankees and rebel ire-eaters have attempf.
d by base means to steal-aye, srxxf-
ne principal points in my patent, for the
'ntpcsc OF furthering their nefafious enid
his Is done to injnfe my machine in a.
situation OF the public. But the, blood.
oinds who have sucked q nations VEIN
nd rent IN twain the best Governmentthe
Vofld or any other man ever y6w, shah fibk
o me such dirt. am native, ma. Is
ome manner, born, and VIII never. neySf
ield the superiority ofmy machine to thsf
( 4ny other machine ever invented. IS.
Gentlemen managers of the Louisiana
tate Fair Next Time, my proposition and
"a hetOre yon, and I leave IL opea I
ntil the frat i1av nf fho novt cor%u,r So sSS