The Iowa transcript. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1858-1866, 1866-07-18
Prospectus.

Havin got Bieg enuf due somethin foul
mi Twin \ mi muther (who IL a wilder Will
6 little Bumbles-not kountin me-to feet
kurrect and bring up by handy mar and
hev konkludid start Paypur in Gram
pionville. witch mi eddikashun knot havir
ben kneeglectid, fits me so well four. an
above beans, am, and object to corn onless
its made in2 wsky wen kin hoe quart o,
; down as well as ennybody; in fakt fee
horned to bore wi way threw life 4 so the
Roaring Rag is bee issood reglarly, here.
after, 50 long as its alikely to pay, witch i,
properly & thee Grampionville foxes all
wilin sustane paypur az IL A Paypur,
and IL goin . Bee a-credit > the town 4 a
Source ov informashun unborn ginera-
shuns.
The Roaring Rag will Bee an independent
paypur-witch is a paypur az takes awl il
kin git frum 2 partys and cheats both on
EN-. 1t will be down on awl Moneyopolies,
partiklerly rail roads onless the manygirs
due the pretty in the way ov passis, printin
& SIGH.
No pass will passafye the Roaring Rag.
Mar sez she must hev pass fur ,, & bee
allowed take the children. & the twins .
the sity wen she goes down trade off her
butter, milk and eggs witch she makes her.
self. She SEE must say . mi readers tina
they kin git hum made wooden stockins witch
IL kalled hoes nowadays, bi kallin on her
Il payin the kash.
The Paypur is , dollars annum, if pay
kash, & as mar IL goin to karvass, it will
Bee best to take it a-fore she gifts around
she'll never leave u ontil due take it, & it
will be sent anyways, & and you'll hev . pay
it, bekaws no notisis stop it will ever bee
Received
The Roaring Rag will bee down on awl
kliques, onless it kin krawl inside, witch
makes difference. The Grampionville
Flag klique is partiklerly obnoxious & will
be pitched into every week. Its no use 1
those polytissuns try snub me, for mar
seq kin be az big Toad az ennybody in
the puddle Of polyticks if i chews; & does
chews. Mi geographic remars its the es-
peshul beauty CIV the konsty2shun ov the
Youknighted States that A son ov the poor
ist man may Becum president of the You
knighted states, and SO , may the son Of A
CONAN like mi mar, four she IL so kute that
wen she feeds the chickens they awl scratch
the corn onst b4 they swaller it, fear on
2nd thawts she may konklude to take sum
on it bak agin. So the old CONAN deals it
out very sparingly & the worms suffer in
consequence ov the chickens bein SO hum
cry.
benjamin franklin was printur, & so am
beginln bee. | used to roll in printin
offs sum years ago & unless A man IL a
praktikul printur he hez no bizness in run
min ov Paypur. Mi bruther Ebenezer, he
IL printur was onct formerly employed
on that high spirited paypur the .Sportn
LIFE b4 the Polise ofisirs mcddled with wat
want none ov their bizness. Ebenezer will |
bee local on the Rng-,he brothurs thus
a-blendin METROPOLITAN kuteness with rural
innoscnse.
forgot , say there il Bigg war in Eu-
rop and the Ray will tell all about it.
if u want . be blowed or cracked up the
Rag will be ibral. 1t is necessary > hev
specimin ov everything want notissed
in the Paypur. See, 4 instaus, the puff ov
mars new umbrella & mi new hat that
Ebenezer hez done up SO brown in the local
With these few remarcs make mi best bow
& becum awe.
EPAMINoNDAs BUNDLE.