The Greene County Republican. [volume] (Waynesburg, Pa.) 185?-1867, 1866-11-28

4 Carriages containing the nobility be.
gan TO arrive, and ez they entered, tho
Grand High Lord Chamberlin Nv the
i Pals, the Marks Won Randall announc,
ed EN- .Dook de Davis was ejackeat-
and Jefferson entered--'Earl Won
Tooms,' 'Sir Joseph L. Johnson mark
lis do Bourcgard,' Count do Pollard,
aud SO forth. 7 t't ~g
| Noticin that the titles ] he'd hecrd
wuz mostly tackled 10 Southern men,
asked GiddySWelles, who wuz standiu
| by, why 1t wuz thus, and he scd that
Northeners wuzn't reely fit for it. We
wuz, he sed, a low, grovelin race, and
coodent adapt ourselves to the habits NV
nobility, The South wuz shlvclrus and
Good do it. They wuz given to tourna-
ments and slch--they he'd got accus,om-
cd to circus clothes and Good wear a
sword without its gettin awkwardly be.
! tween their legs. Northern men, eich
ez were faithful, WIZ allowed to bask in
the smiles NV royalty, butt WIZ IN slch
posishuns cz sootcd their capacity. lie
for instance, he'd charge of the royal
poultry yard, posishun wich he bleev-
cd he filled to the entire satisfaction nv
his beloved and royal master He he'd
now four hens settin, each on four
eggs, and he hoped in the course NV two
years cf there waz no adverse clrcum-
stances, to hcv fresh eggs for the royal
table. 1t wuz posishun nv great re-
spousibility and one wich weighed upon
HIM. Seward wuz privy counselor, Doc
little wuz steward NV the household and
!. Thurlow Weed wuz Keeper NV the
Kings revenue, and wuz a dain very
well indeed.
BY this time tho company assembled,
His Highncss wuz in a merry mood and
unbendid hissclf There wuz knot nv
the nobility gathered in acorner, and
after a earnest interview nv rlinnlt,
Count Won Cowan advanced to the foot
w tho throne, and on hendia knee de-
manded boon.
What, my faithful aervitor, dost thou
most desirov sed'ills IIighness,
We would, Your Majesty, hoy the
prisoners Nv state brct into tie presence
,hat we may make merry over ems
1T shel be did, sed HIS Majesty, and
forthwith Baron Won Stecdlnan, who he'd
command uv,he Kings Household Body
Guard was sent after them. They wuz
| mlzable lookin set. Forney and Wen,
doll Phillips wuz chained together, Fred.
Douglass and Anna Dickenson, Dick
Yates and Gov. Morton, Ben. Butler
aud Carl Shurz, Kelley and Covode,
while Chase was tied to Horis Greeley,
onto whose back wuz p!acard inscribed
s'rhe last NV the Tribuucs,' at wich Ray
mond who lef. the Radikels and declar-
cd fer tho Empire at precisely the right
time, and wuz now editer wv the Courl
Journal, lafftd immoderitly Some one
exclaimed bring in Thad. Stevens a,
wich His Majesty turned pale and hls
knees smotc together, don't don't!
sez he, 'he's strength enough lett to WAC
his tongue! Keep him away! Keep hin
away! and he showed ez much fear e,
men do in delerum tremens when the,
see snakes. ' e
\ Methawt,I made inquiries and fount
that things wuz workln satisfactory. =
Gen. Grant wuz in exile, and Gen Sher
idan had been decapitatid forrefoosinst'
acwiess i'll the new arrangement. I'll,
country had been divilsdinto dookkom
!. and urlloms, and sich, over wich th
nobility rooled with undispooted author
, ity. The principle men Nv the Norll
had been capchered and spbdoccd, an
wuz film Inenial posishuns in the pala
!, ces of the nobility. No Lord, or Duke
!, or Earl considered hisself well scrve,
7, unless he he'd half a dozen Northcrl
I, Congressman in his house, while III
higher grade NV nobility wnzntIonteu
with anything less than Guyners. Ill
II indebtedness. Nv the South 10 the Mort
I had been adjustid A decreo hedsbi
lishood 10 thu effect that Northern mei
! chants who shcodpress asclaiIn agip1
\. p.|Southerner, shool bo beheadcd and b
jIgoods d copHscatsd. Tie question Of ala
/ very hed bin settled forever, for the Din
!. .Iokratic ijes.' ~ ore class to rpol ana ot
I class 70 serve, wuz fully established Il
!. There waz now three classes Wy societl
n the Hereditary nobility, tbauntitled Of
Z sbls ana ths people the v laIssF " blae
J. and white, wuz All serfss and lhsattacl
! Sa N HE tbil.s, slIknii wtss alf 4! doneSt
i i(Sfs Iusra, ths policy of,ihei koyspnnieI
4 bein n ' u hs ngAyy bcrns psot
!. purdy tgiaviltafal plzsntty N0bIli