Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-12-08
Our Enrtnne Teller.

Our Fortune IeileP. .-. -
As great many weli,mesning but over
curious young people, unwilling 10 await
the unrolling of the scroll of fate by the
slow bu; certain haad Of lime, are threw
ING away their stamps upon imPosieIs
wAo pretend to be asirologlsls and read
ers Of the future through the medium OF
the Stars, we have thrown into condens-
ed form the whole theory of The art OF
fortune telling, by The careful study. OF
which any lady or gentleman can become
a proficient. Our system is lnfallibie'and
as will be perceived. is gotten up alter
the STYLE of the almanac, and, we sssure
our re aders is fully as reliable as ha' IN
eresring annual.
Japuary-The child born in this month
will no, be ushercd into the world in Ju-
Ily. He or she will reach mon or woman
hood, # they live, and be OF suong frame
and robins, health, If no, weakly and a'i-
ing. They will also become wealihy,h
they happen 10 accumulate or inherit ior'
tunes.
February-The man born in this
month is born at later period in tho
wear than the one born in the preceding
month. lie will in all likelihood be an
ardent lover Of woman, and will not re-
| fuse to take an occasional drink. 1he
woman boin in this month will greatly
resemble women born IN other months.
She will endeavor 10 dress in the fash
ion.
March-The man born in this month
will be handsome. if he is not ill-looking.
He will he verv ap, TO die when his time
comes. The woman will be a tidy house,
keeper, il she is not sloven1y. and gieas
cha,ler-box, if she at all resembles the
res, Of the sex.
Aprll-The man boin in this month
will be very unfortunate. il good fortune
does not Prove his friend. The woman
will be frcckled if she luns much in the
sun without he: bonnet.
Msy-The man who is born in this
month will have the advantage over tho
one BON in December. inssmuch as the
weather is milder. lie will commence
life in cradle, and, without a chance,end
it in coffin. The woman will be very
fond Of reading, If she has learned her
letters and takes TO books.
June-The man BON in this month
will love mint julips, and will be con-
slant lover until he finds new sweet
heart. The woman will wear t'liers, Il
she have a pretty inoi. neat ankle. and
sweIl turned calf. if
July-The man born in this month
will be very fond of bread, meat. vege'a-
bles, and coffee, and pretty apt TO eaa
three meals day--if he can prosurs
rhem. The woman will wear Bradleys'
Duplex Elliptic.
Aueus,-The man born in this month
will like to swap places With Brigham
Young. lie will be passionate and AZ
Jen,-so much OF the latter ,ha, his favcI--
lie spirits will be ardent ones. The lady
will mary young. il an opportunity and
an eligible match presen, themselves.
Srptsmber--Thc man born in this
month will become the purchaser Of lho
lucky ticket in The "busled up" SontieTn'
Orphans and widows Relief Associs-
ton" # lie was foolish enough to inve't
in The scheme. The woman will be ford
Of being coured, and slways singing
"Kss me quick and go my honey. L.
October-The man born in this month
will come into the world IN lhe apple
gathering season. The lady viii be7'eIy
fond OF the society Of gentlemen. and very
industrious. if not ol a lazy dlsposIh0n.
November-Ihe man bora IN this
month will just escape coming into tho
world in Inc last month Of the year Tho
lady will be fond Of popcorn and sleigh
ing parties. She will always be ready TO-
pay The toll when crossing bridge ina
sleigh. --ry
berthe man born IN ihIs
month will be sp, 10 welcome The new
year at very early age. The woman
will have very prony eyes-ii they are
moi "cross" or "squi3i'-snd will mako
"full hand" st candy. pulling.
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