The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1866-03-24
Mr.. Nasty Cautions the Democracy.
CoNEEDRIT K ROADS, which,
is in the Stait Of Kentucky.)

CoNEEDRIT < ROADS, (which
is in the Stait Of Kentucky.)
February 20, 1865.
notiss all over the North the Dimocrisy
is a frin guns, and marchin after brass
bands and hirin halls for indorsin Androo
johnson. Ez sentinel on the watch tower
protest!
In the name Nv suESriu Kentucky, nv
which Staff am adopted sitizen' protest!
In the name NV common sense and ord
nary politikle sagassity, protest
Androo johnson may possibly be on the
high road to Democrisy, but eZ yet what
ashoorence hev we? Am l datiu my letters
from "Post Or6s, Confedrit K Roads 20
Hez there bin, as yet, any we'll authenticate
case nv the removal Nv abolishnist and the
apartment of Constooshun Dimocrat in
his stead? Not that heV heard of. Per
contrary, the Administration ez wuz
apinted by Linkin-are still holdin on ez
cam ez summer mornin, without any ap-
parent fear Nv any change affectin them.
Who pays for the Hall Who pays the
music Who pays the powder? Dino
Gratis who do these scent post ofises in the
distanse. Are they like the war boss in
Jobs writins, who smelled the battle afar
off and remarked ha ha TO the tempest
Let me entreet SIGH that they kin make a
better investment Nv their means.
The cost NV one meetin, put i'll korn whis-
key, wood not only solace themselves, but
start half a dozen Abolishinists on the road
to Dimocrisy.
Men is deceptive. hev hopes NV An
droo Johnson myself, and principally becoz
Vallandigum aud Fernandy Wood heV
l., call
long distanse, and they are seldom at fault.
In this case they may be. They base their
hopes on Johnson's speech at Washington,
on the 22d. There may be suthin in it. but
amt it possible that the stencil which they
took for Dimocrisy. and which they sposed
cum from johnson, sriz from them ez sur
rounded him?
"But SEE Dimocrat, whose noze, from
long continued lack of supplies, hez softeued
down from a generous crimson to CHASTITY
bloc, and who woodent hev a SIN all post or
ifs at no prise ef it wuznt offered to him,
''look at the class he spoke to %
What noncents Androo wuz mad. There
wuz a mass Nv bile on hiz politikle stumik,
which must be got rid of-he had sum
nasty things to say, and it wuz part Nv
the eternal fitness Nv things that he shood
hev nasty audience to say EN- to.
don't propose to go orr intu spasms
over the present sitooashun. Johnson pro-
poses to continoo the Freedmen's Buro, and
hezn't no noshun Nv repeelin the test oath,
or Nv DRAWN the military out Nv the Dino
cratick Stats. So far as heerd from, we Nv
the South il still in staff Nv abjekt cussi-
TODD. Our habes copuses which Liukin
took away from us, hewitt been returned,
and We are obleeged to git along ez best we
kin without en-. I knocked down small
niggar yesterday for tn purpus Nv assertin
the soopereority NV the Caukashun race
over the Afrikin, and wuz to Wunst hauled
up afore a Freedmen's Buro and fined.
Our high toned and shivalrous members
are exclooded from Corgris, on the friVo-
lus plea that they wuz Kernels and Briggy-
deer GineTaIs in the Konfedrit serVis, and
all these ou.ragis sgin Dimoerisy, ndroo
johnson, by permittin, absolootly approves.
could prabably swaller all these things.
am a Dimokrat Nv thirty years standin,
and nv course hev bin on both sides oV
every politikle fense-the seats NV my po-
litikle pants il full Nv silVers. But before
l take down these things WANT TO KNOW
WHAT AM COIN TO GIT FOR IT. Eff Androo
Johnson goes back on bis party and pledges,
be nv course asks US to go back on ourn.
In SIGH transactions, where both parties by
bsin engaged in it at all, confess themselves
ruther a low grade Nv skoundrels, l think
it well enuf TO hev the konciderashun pade
down.
Ef Androo johnson wants me be knows
the turns. am his to command, for, 8
considerashun ez much so ez is the thous-
ands NV Dimokrats who hev bin for the past
week gittin up Demonstrashuns. But 1
want suthin to go on. When I hev hiz
permission under the broad ssel Nv the
Post Orfs Department to write ''P. n"
after my illustrious name, she'll be pTepar-
ed to wade in. / hsv bin huntin up several
rea sons for sGPIortin bim-I hev EN- all
re ady-I only want this additional one end
then I fling my banner to the breeze. Faith
is sed to be the sun Nv all religious systems
Post OFFS is the central fgger in all
Demokratick creeds-the theme Nv drsems
by night. How long oh, how long
PETROLEUM v. NASBY.
Lait Pastor nv the church of the Moo
Dispensashun.