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DESS0F.UTE0N OF PARTNERSHIP.

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I ing between The undersigned. under the
firm Of HIEsTAND &, GARDNER, in The Mil
ling business, was dissolved on the 18th day
Of September, 1865, by mutual consent, ia
clb Hiestlnd retiring. All persons indebted
" Note 81 ,ok account will please settle
the same within thirty days. or they Will be
Ilaced in The hands Of Justice of the Peace
for immediate collection
JACOB HIFSTAND,
JAMES GARDNER.
Sept. II, 1866.
The Milling business will BE continued
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ESTRAY!

EISTRAY!
HAME to the premises of the subscriber,
~ in Smithfeld township, Monroe county,
about the 25th of July, 1866,
WHITE SOW,
supposed 10 be about one year old. No
marks about her, except the tail has been
cut off,
The owner or owners thereof, are request
ed to come forward, prove property. pay
charges, and take her away or she Will be
disposed of according to law,
AARON SMITH.
Smithfield, August Is, 1865
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EUST RECEIVED. 5000 feet of Rose
~ and Gilt Picture Frame Moulding. from
inch 10 3 inches wide. Also 500 feet of
Black Walnut J. IL. MCCARTHY.
August ,, 1866.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

AN important discovery has been made in
South America. 1t is that the great river
Amazon has been found to be navigabis-from
one end to the other; that, in fact, a new
route has been opened between the Atlantic
and Pacific. The Mo,ona, II Peruvian steamer,
which was sent to explore the Amazon, has
arrived at Mayro, about three hundred miles
from Lima.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

AN Irish gentleman remarks that the diff
ference between the Fenians and Mulligans
is this, that the first send their money to the
rascal O'Mahoney, and the others spend
theirs with the boys
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

No two human beings were ever alike
either in body or mind. In other words,
Nature has been engaged in making men and
women six thousand years without ever
making one that she thought it worth while
TO repiat. ,at ~ se5,s
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

AN exchange speaks of The Women OF
America" as an "important element in our
social system which is so far true that the
wo men are the "better halt" of the entire pc.
pulation.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

some late arrivals from Umatilla report that
1t is practicable to make the trip from the
Dolls to that point on horseback, but the dis
comforts of the journey are So serious that,
unless person has urgent business, it ought
not to be undertaken for some time to come.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

THE steamer Idaho went below to the Cas-
cades on Thursday morning the 18th inst,
and remained over two nights, but the boat
ftom Portland failing to make the connection,
she returned to her berth at this place.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

REvERDY JOHNSON lately made a speech be-
fore the Supreme Court at Washington, in
the case of Garland, denying the .constitu-
tonality Of the test-oath.. 1t is spoken of as
very learned an} logical effort
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

The people of British Columbia are work.
ing hard to build road from Frazer River
to the mines at Big Bend by the time the
spring travel commences.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

SPEAKING of the emigration to Montana,
the Idaho Statesman of the 25th of January
says {" THE route that will be open earliest
in the spring, and easiest travelled, if not the
shortest will be from Boise City in almost
an air line to Helena City. Parties are now
leaving here every day by this route, and
have been for the last three weeks" The
"air-lne" consists in going by Fort Hall
and Virginia City, which is about as near
straight as the route by which the United
States mails are brought fror. the States, by
Sacramento, Portland, the Dalles to Walla
Walla.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

G. DEWITT SMITH, the late acting Governor
of Idaho, now deceased, 1t appears, has left
his financial relations with the government
in about the same condition as those of
Slocum are with the county of Boise.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

CHIcAGo's valuation is $4s, ,73s, 1882, and
the annual product of manufactures is $751;
7l0,292. Over one-fifth of the value of the
manufactures is derived from whisky and
beer.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

THE Morning Star Mill, at owyhee, turned
out one week in January two bricks one
valued at $50, 100, and the other $l7,OUO.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

TIE French Government proposes to alloy
their silver currency with zinc, in place of
copper, which is used for that purpose at pre-
sent.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

JOSH Billings says, "When mans dog
deserts him.. on account of his poverty, he
can't get any lower down in this world-not
by Eand.N
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

TIE Washington STANDARD says that there
are many thieves and roughs prowling about
the Puget Sound country this winter.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

GEN. BUTLER is still able to joke in quiet
way, and says that II there had been more
bottles "tightly corked," in and about the
officers quarters of the army during the war,
1t would have been good thing for the
country.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

1uE intensely cold weather of the last few
days discourages the belief that navigation
above Cello will open before another week.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

TpE Attorney General of Wisconsin has
brought suits against sevepty.two State
banks, in order to close them up.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18
NOTICE

rs HEREBY GIVEN that intend to close my busi.
ness vt the Daleson or before the FIRST OF MARCH
1885 AIT persons indebted to me will please cali and
SETTLE and all having claims against will please pre-
sent them for payment before that time.
wish the proprietor Of tho Bank Exchange saooh to
cali and receive his property before the LIST Of March
s"S (l0t4l ClAPvEs LAUGIER
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

INDICATIONS of the great conflict between
republican forms and principles and mon
archial are multiplying. In Denmark, dur
ing its present session, the Folkthing, a
lower branch of the legislature, amended the
constitution by abolishing, at one sweep,
says {: " The Chamber adopted, in spite of
the opposition Of the Ministry, by forty-nine
votes against eleven, an amendment of NJ.
Jespersen, to the effect that nobility, titles
and rank should not be conferred by the
king, or acquired by right of succession.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

The Iris has been hauled out at the mouth
Of Mill Greek, and is now undergoing repairs
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

WascO Lodge, No. Is, F. A. 81 A. NJ. -
Holds it's stated Communication. the Fret and Third
Mondays Of each month, at their hail. In Dalles CITY,
Brethren in good standing invited to attend.
SETH L. PoPE, Secy. By order of the ". ".
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

MILITARY officers, lately from the east, say
that Gen. Grant expects to visit the Pacific
coast the present year.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18
SUNDAY MORNING, FEB. IS, 1866.

BANCROFT the historian, is still actively en-
gagged on the History of the United States.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

Columbia Lodge, No. 8, I. o. o. F.
Meets every Friday evening at 619 o'clock, in Gates
Hall, of Second and Court Streets. Brothers in
good standing invited to attend. Byorder. NC.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

THE SANITARY COMMISSION. - The total re-
ceipts of the Sanitary Commission during
the war amount to $4,53O 900, of which Cal
ifornia contributed $l,2l9,l12, and Oregon
SIS, ,4S2 2e. Of course the reported ccn,ri-
amount " unaccounted for" by certain
unauthoriz ed individual, who is supposed
to have "sunk " about $4,000 which
would raise the total from Oregon to $780,
900. The close Of the war left the Commits.
sion with cash on hand amounting to $2s2-
975 50, which will be applied to the publ
cation of a history of the Commission and
the relief of the families of soldiers who fell
in defense of the country.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

THE Paymasler General has decided that
colored veterans must prove that they were
not slaves when they enlisted before they
can receive any bounty, and if that be done,
that they can receive SlOO instead of the
$500 allowed to white troops.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

A NUMBER Of California poets have publish
ed volume of poems entitled "Outcrop-
expended on the volume which appears to
have been collated from the Lower Silurian
deposit of all the mediocre poems OF the Col
den State.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

to- politics in years past, much to hia own e.
nancial detriment, in recent letter thus sue
ciutly ske,ched his present simple code /:
"Polilics know nothing OF now. There are
but two plauks in my platform, and have
nothing to do with any other until these are
secured. One being to get butter tor my
bread the other to get bread to put it on"
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18
ESTRAY NOTICE.

TVNAKEN UP by THE yNDERsIGND, living on Eight
Il Mile Greek, ten miles South OF Daes City, Oregon
ON December 18th. 1865, Que BAY HORSE Ia hands
high, white snip on nose, some saddle Marks white hind
feet some black spots above the hoof few white hairs
on forehead branded thu. tho left shoulder about
seven aears old, and appraised ut $40.
,Jn29wlf Erfft4'fis R.F. CLARK
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

TIE first brick ever made from bullion
taken out of the Gould and Curry mine, is
still preserved in the Office of the company in
Virginia City 1t was taken out in 1860, is
principally of silver, and worth about $lOO.
It is about We inches long, three inches wide
and three fourths Of an inch thick, and its
value a. being the first brick from that noted
mine, is far more 1Laa it, intrinsic worth as
mere bullion .s0gI HoH CLAW
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

OVERLAND TRADE AND TRAvEL.-The Daily
Champion, published at Atchison, Kansas, in
its issue of January Sd, publishes an accu-
rate statement of the amount of freight
shipped from that point across the plains
during 4he year 1865. Seventy-seven firms
and individual freighters are engaged in this
trade. The aggregate amount of their ship
ments during the past year was twenty-one
and half millions of pounds, assorted ner-
chondise, requiring twenty-five thousand
wagons, seventeen thousand mules and
horses, twenty eight thousand oxen, and
employing upward of five thousand men,
Over half of this fire. gbt went to Colorado,
the remainder to different points in Utah,
Montana, Nevada, Idaho and New Mexico.
The total capital invested in this business is
over six millions of dollars. The coaches Of
the Overland route, which arrive and depart
daily, have taken out and brought in during
the year over four thousand passengers, and
brought in So 400 900 in specie. Ffeighters
think the trade of 1866 will be nearly double
that of 1865.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-02-18

MILITARY officers, lately from the east, say |
that Gen. Grant expects to visit the Pacific
coast the present year.
THE Morning Star Mill, at owyhee, turned
out one week in January two bricks ; one
valued at $50, 100, and the other $4,000.
TIE Attorney General Of Wisconsin has
brought suits against sevepty.two State
banks, in order to close them up.
THE Washington Standard says that there
are many thieves and roughs prowling about
the Puget Sound country this winter.
TIE French Government proposes to alloy
their silver currency with zinc, in place of
copper, which is used for that purpose at pre-
sent.
JOSH Billings says, "When a mans dog
deserts him, on account of his poverty, he
can't get any lower down in this world-not
by land"
The people of British Columbia are work.
ing hard to build road from Frazer River
to the mines at Big Bend by the time the
spring travel commences.
CHIcAeo's valuation is S4s, ,73s, 1882, and
the annual product Of manufactures is $685.
7l0292. Over one-ffth of the value of the
manufactures is derived from whisky and
beer.
AN Irish gentleman remarks that the diff
ference between the Fenians and Mullgans
is this that the first send their money to the
rascal O'Mahoney, and the others spend
theirs with the boys
AN exchange speaks of The " Women of
America" as an "important element in our
social SYSTEM" which is so far true that the
wo men are the "better hal" of the entire no.
pulatior.
The steamer Idaho went below to the Cas-
cades on Thursday morning the 18th inst,
and remained over two nights, but the boat
ftom Portland failing to make the connection,
she returned to her berth at this place.
G. DEWITT SMITH, the late acting Governor
Of Idaho, now deceased, 1t appears, has left
in about the same condition as those o.
Slocum are with the county of Boise.
REvERDY JOHNSON lately made q speech be-
fore the Supreme Court at Washington, in
the case of Garland, denying the .constitu
tionality of the test-oath.. 1t is spoken of a.
very learned an1 logical effort.
--S----------
SOME late arrivals from Umatila report tba
1t is practicable to make the trip from th,
Dalls to that point on horseback, but the dis
comforts Of the journey are so. serious that
unless person has urgent business, it ough
not to be undertaken for some time to come
GEN. BUTLER is still able to Joke in a qnie
way, and says that II there had been NOR
bottles "tightly corked," in and about th
officers quarters Of the army during the wal
1t would have been good thing for ,h
country.
THE Paymaser General has decided tina
colored veterans must prove that they wer
not slaves when they enlisted before the
can receive any bounty, and if that be done
that they can receive $l0o instead of th
$500 allowed to white troops.
TIE FIRST brick ever made from bullio
taken out of the Gould and Curry mine,
still preserved in the office of the company
Virginia City 1t was taken out in 1860,
principally of silver, and worth about $40
It is about FIVE inches long, three inches wid
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

IN Italy there is a fierce contest on foot
brtwecn the Press and the Army. No fewer
than one bundred challenges have been
sent, by as many officers, TO the editor of a
popular newspaper, for daring to call in
question proceedings of one Of their own
body.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

On the 18th of November, Lieut.. Osmer,
with sixty of the Nevada Cavalry, lled.tfty-
four Indians, near the sink of Queens River,
between. owyhec and Star City.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

The Funeral of Mr.. E. q. COWNE Will
take place at II o'clock A. NJ, TOMORROW Sunday
from the ngregaonal Church, where funeral services
,will belad.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

Tue WkxTHER. snow which has fallen
Ior drlted into the Columbia, appears to have
hardened into a cruSt, covering the major part
iof the surface of the river. Thus, without
|any running ice, the river is rendered useless
FOR navigation, and the hopes Of an early re !.
sumption of business are blasted.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

Mrs. HAsAHoycK, highly respected lady,
was found dead in her house, at the corner
of Main and Second streets, Portland, on the
morning of the lth of January. tits thought
she was attacked with apoplexy and died
during the night. Her husband is said to
be ut present in the John Day mines.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

va. q. F.--Thc members Of Columbia Lodge No.
70, l. O. f, ,rc hereby notifedtO meet at the Lodge
Room at 10 o'clock A SUNDAY for tho purpose OF
attending tho funeral of the late Bro P, g. f. q. Cowne.
All visiting and soourning Odd Fellows are invited to
ATTEND. By order of the No.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

jackson Engine Company No. .---'
Special meeting THIS Saturday EVENING, Mt s.
O'clock. F.M. HUNT, Sec.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

The Fire Department is requested to
meet at Jackson Engine House, THIS Saturday
,~breenasss-aOth, at O'Clock, to make
engagements for the funeral of brother Fireman, f. G.
,Cowne. n A.W. BUCHANAN,
& IM. h1A Cnsef Engineer.
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

.J A W. . II lIQ LII " NitJtr-fSA n
A MIsER aged eighty-one, hasjust died atS
IGanderz near Vienna, ip possession Of
fortune of two million francs, the 9whole OF Il
which he ,has,ieft,,by will to the Pope. HeJ
hiyed for many years on n life annuity ofone1
Thousand francs, of which he contrivcd toj
eput by a third: ThS only eOnaitiOhcontained
BIN the bequess is that the Pepe viii pray peri
Rsonally for the soul Of the donor.
n A SANITARY Commission has been estab.''
Elished in Paraguay, in Imitation Of that ofl
$the United States. A pretended agent inl
Eone of tho remote departments Of that coun
Etfy is accused Of g 'inisapplying a portion
a @of the funds collected by himst There np-'
4 pears s to be no legal method Of compelling
khip, to diygorge, PPd President Lopez has
Eordered him to be hung. = -
Il AkkNAA-A-l-l--AAA +"
a A,oiyIL pdmining engineer asIgiycu the
lopiaiona thai the depth IF one hupdrsd
Eject, ths f4aysoG Ray Lode md the Poorman
ELods atawyhee, Will prove to be the same.
Although this wgagpIoy4tsee' such opinions
hsseAsatI iissleifoscsS unless expressed atthr
pr9Psr TING aaa riass ' o,r,gwt sRT'r, i9 i
llt9atIiss cb lliwlips oi saAs'
The daily mountaineer. (Dalles, Or.) 1861-1866, 1866-01-20

Relief Hose Company No. I---spocisl
meeting THIS Saturday EVENING, at O'clock.
FRED. LIEDE, Sec.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1866-08-14

aast EoR 0nl0. = Sfxts'
a TrRY DEsKRABkE Residential
IA tueStosy Dsirk p~el'inG noasa, WITH sssalt
0rrne4 esansn. 4 IN - W. 1saMs onahoe, $50
RVeNapo go ssh~ AUt 4sua1s - ~
.a1!xs1k ! -. ". SUriou 49,
NDA 1aaI Uaa1s AGunk
NURE CRACKERS, 100 bezss ses .ls y
= ~ 1koon. IGn0D AoA
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1866-08-14

The Gazette has extract from Z letter
written by gentleman Of character and pro.
perry now residing in Texas. 1t shown the
happy condition Of that country under the
benehcent administration of AspRrw JoHs.
son
"This is fine State. but the most dis1oy,,
State in the Union Il is almost impoesihie
for Northern man to hive here. 1t Z the
peoples religion here to kill loyal men ND
negroes. II is an everyday occcurrence a.
loyal men to be shot down in their 6eld.
while blowing. Negroes are shot promiscu-
ously. have to carry two navy skies belted
around me al the time, and have alse 8
keep two shot guns loaded, 90 that my house
is small arsenal When he down u nieht.
do not know ~ viii - up again alive
in the morning. FThere i he N0rst 1850 q
affairs here that have eves sses sBywAere,
SesesSlos is wosse here thar during the M.
Bushwhackers and catshroaas have it Ill theil
own wsy.n
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1866-08-14
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Dex-Dsy rines-
spAsx NO J.
You remember shA tas Il Apollo 1sFrfE9 u
Listing PhRton take charge OF the reins,
VIA, forgstting the eoasss he shoslA follow,
Got . bolt at his head for his pains.
Ths nAAsgsrs Of heavenly bistA, So
When they found the poor boy couldn't drive
Made rush at our poor little earth, --s
And the people were burnt up alive.
In vain to restrain them be tried,
Their gambols not to be spoiled,
Till Pluto himself was half fried, ~
And old Neptune entirely par-boiled.
The gates Of Hsdes werc unhineea,
Poor tantalus fest twice as dry,
Old Cerhsrus had his tail Ainged,
And old ChAron's souls had fry.
spAsx no 2.
Great Jove was walking on high,
When the sight Of the smoke raised his ire,
And to Juno This wife, he did CRY:
iOld creature, the house Is on Ere" A
Juno woke, and With terror did Rnpe,
And she ran from room to another,
Till Mercary brought an escape
And assisted her out q the smother
sove ktcked up q heavenly row;
And when be was told what il meant,
With thunder he clouded his brow,
s And at Phmton thnnderboh sent.
Poor Ph~tsn, oil bl.sins ana hot,
Was Knocked from his car by the blow,
And. scOrched just as black pot,
His carcass went kissing below.
coxvuLsIox.
Mythology went ont Of date
After Ph9ton's terrific demise,
And clerk Of the weather of hate
Has had the control of the skies.
Instead Of the dashing turn out,
Which made eur forefather's 70 maggy,
Old Sol joys along the old route
In a ten dollar tumble-down buggy.
But II don't seem TO matter iot
Who has charge Of the luminous RVS,
Just now il must be quite rs hot
As in those NEUROLOGICAL days.