The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1866-11-14
HOW Authorll f5VVrIta.

How Authors Write.
A comical writer Of Boston, who dis.
locates the English language in style
of "tremenjus ecksentristy," !" has gotten
ofthe following ''screed" for the Trans
cript OF that city, and, as a literary
"koorosity, !" it merits both a laugh and
perpsal.: 7sb..,s x ~.
Sum funny things hev been sed kon.
sunfin the habits ov orthora and their
pecco6l 6liarities. Az for instunce, thus
BplWer rit Night and Mornin. y What
he did the rest ov the day is not stated.
Collins rit AFTER Dark" Praps he
ieoodnit rite SO we'll bieday. Likewize
he rtt mo Name" Ispose he numbers
his karacters as tha duiin the stait pris-
on. But ], don't see how he got along
without names. Mrs. Lanedon II
tssEYery. Day." She coodn't hev let mn
on'Sundays then, nor 4th of Julys, nor
Niger lections. She jest tended tu biz,
she did. s5Fl7.f5 =
lie Fanu, he rit -EAwl in the Dark >,
don't see how he did it without a lite.
How Good he dot the is or kross the t's.
i don't dout the staitment, however, ON
peroosal ov his wurks. II +.
Ghas: Collins rit cat the Bar" He
wuz sperited ritter. =
Sum orthor ;rote Bound tn the
w Adb LukunlCtIaDle
Rosish to rite in bound tn wheel
Thunder
Carpenter rit "six Months at the
White House" spose that was as
long as he staid there, his time bein
out, fi-,ss,.4sr III I'M ,lf5E-.T-s- =
:. Florenoe Marryatt rit Ft For Ever and
Ever" Idon't take stock in that warn,
She must heY he'd sleep, tn say nothin
nv the opera and shoppi1. r. :
Gtlmor rote Four Years in the Sad
de-" so It's sed. He must hey he'd a
"Gutet horse" But perhaps Saddle
was the name NV tavern. Horses do
Jounee fellow so! I kant go the horse
Mrs, Chetwynd ,rit HThree Hundred
200 ts,a good menny, but Warren edlipst
hsr,a long ways. He rit TTen Thou
sand, q Yeer. % Whew And rote g Now
~ Them at that He must heyl ben a
powerful rapid ritter tu work off SO
menny. II sum others would only rite
now and then 1t would be a CRATE releef
q SAVING nv paper, pervided tha didn't
gel of ten thousand nv 'em. J l3lf
Featherstonhaugh Fit Et Late, but Not
TWo. Late "s . He knew when thlet up,
ana It's CRATE pity some others is not
thuswize gifted.
Miss Muloch rote 'E Nothin New. "
This Good be sed ov nenny with CRATE
PEOpIiSLys r,ts rt-.rr5
Holl rote "More Secrets than One"
affares.
|. . Harrington rit %Inside." !" I take 1t for
granted that most peopledo. 1t woodn't
ybe, knmfortable ritein on the sidewalk
,wether. n.s 5t *,
- JTIo4L7;; MIS-; ,Sfnythies rote "Alone in the
Murau n9u!OC,s She must have writ before
Aoan,s l,s tlme, as thareL hez bean quite
+ e,SI, '.l 70 ms lalnliy since. tif.
PUN oftnor, moo didn't give us his
name, wrote "Altogether Wroug.n A
goou tnenny hez copied from his stile,
~ heYs nad the etruntry tn give us
mar " names, nan oe1ng lost tn shame.
-, t1laassaII I7lalsaI wrote from "Pole tn Pole."
was aw! over the lot s
west rie "Ien Heers in Polynesia."
He stuck 1t out amazin well. 1 spoze
it waz quiet ont there 8 he liked it.
A. g., he rit" Among the Mountins,"
ana another chap g BY the Sea.n THAR
tastes waz dissimilar. I wunder how
the latter wood hev liked it on Chelsea
beech IN the last blow. ts.-'3fa
sum orthor rote "Above and Below"
ApoV Whatf Below what I'd liketu
kno. traps he rote one day in the at
tick and the next day in the kitchen.
OFthors ar so exsentrtck.
Another rote "At HOme.n Ialways
sposed most orthors did, provided he
NAG one. |. - 10
~ Elton mt Below the Surface" Ov
the earth or sea, / wunder? There is
no akountain for tastes. s
a. Nonymous rote "Hunted tn
Death!Nl "a self possest cuss, he waz.
a hervy lot. What a KARIN, kool brane
Waz nlszen. II must heV been that he
waz in pursoot ov pleasure under diff
culties, or else his printer waz hard up
for copy. That's 80. Let US suppose a
un Soa tn saFsh F6a Rss