The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1866-12-15

OF shears, " says Sidney. Smith, 8
z joined that they cannot be Separated
often moving in opposite directions
yet always Furnishing any one VIII
/ comes between them.Y00a H2fIOq
IA barking dog viii never bite,
Nor bully deal a blow;
lis not the thunder of the gun
That lays the partridge low.
4 What is The difference between In,
who walks and one4who looks up
flight of stairs?
| One steps UP, stairs, and the ,othe
stares up steps. = = q 2 = y y
-..aslf5vm -I9ys 8lg3z x4sys III
1t was misery old woman who
with her last breath, blew out an incl
of candle
1. !" Because, = said she,5ss Is can zee t
die inithe dark v.is Of lf1aoa. i9t, /
A spirit merchant I'M XII IIarney. Ire.
land, has announced that he has Still
on sale a small quantity of whisky
VI was drunk by the Prince Of
Wales, when at Killarney aainlaeEo
| HEAvING.-A country boy, who had
Pread of sailors heavfng up anchors,
wanted to know if It wass se Sea ness
made them do it. t
:. An English judgeastated that it lad
always been his opinion that calling
many witnesses to prove one fact. was
like adding a large quantity of water
to a small quantity Of brandy-it
made it weak 4
The Alderman who was lately in
iured by the accidental discharge of
his duties, islrepofted to be in a fair
way OF recovery. He says he'll never
be caught in that way again while in
the full possession of his senses.
A man with large family was COM
planning of the difficulty in support
ing all of them. = But" said true
friend, you have sons big enough to
earn something for you now" 1.-THE
difficulty il, they are TOO big to work, .
was the answer.
A miller in giving a testimonial to
the proprietor Of powder for des-
troylng vermin, astounded us with the
assertion" A fortnight since I was
full OF rats, and now | don't think
have one.
An afflicted husband was returning
from the funeral of his wife, when a
friend asked him how he was.
I" Well !, said he pathetically, 81
think | feel the better for that little
walk"
sAnaeditor and his wife were walk
ing out IN the bright moonlight one
evening. Like all editors wives, She
was of an exceedingly poetic nature
and said to her mate. Notice that
beautiful" ?
Couldn't think of noticing it." re-
turned the editor, $ for anything less
than the usual fee."
A gentleman hiring a servant. in
New York, after patiently enduring
the usual catechism propounded by
help, when asked, And have you
many children?" replied, Yes, IL
have five, but / can droaon t,0o or
three If you insist upohit. =
What makes you look so grum. i
Tom?" "Oh, had to endure sad !
trial to my feelings What on
SSarFA was ITS gnE w ny, ! had to un- i
de a pretty giffs B06n5e whils Ref ma
was looking on"
Is it possible, miss, that you don't
6now the names of some of your best
trlspdsy y Inquired A. gentleman Of. 4
lady. Certainly she REPLIED I
Ion teven know what my own ma NAV be
4 year hence"
Mast ahead, ahoy
rAAy, ay, Sir, was the answer.
20 yoa gee q lighfpO O - 4 J.,
9 "What lightqb'gna ri bauo1 % OF
~ Daylight, asirIp'st9b sge gadt bua III
aans,dt 9iGgn9 iifE, IL 493i44 .l4fr4 A. II
: The n question: Why printers do
lot, succeed as well as brewers RI was
hus answered: Because printers
york for the head, and brewers for
he stomach; and where twenty have
tomachs, only one has brains.
An editor gannoupees1 the death of
lady of his Acquaintance, and thus
adds: In her decease the
lex lost an invaluable friend. Long
I'LL she seem to stand at their bed
de- as she won't, with, the balm, of .
9nsolation inf one hand ,and,q cup of (
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