North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-08-15
Another Good Story of Brick" Dutch
PhilOpene.
(From the La Crosse (Wis.) Demo

(From the La Crosse (Wis.) Demo-
crat.)
1 can't help it, so will tell you tale as
the tale was told me. 1t was, 1t is simply
a simple tale, and tells of the mistake of
life as twere. The Germans tell their
troubles to me as choroorm is poured on a
handkerchief to relieve the patient. r
One day while standing patting the neck
of kitty" my running mare, an honest
Teuton, who had seen, service in tie war,
came up and. said d: - -
"Ah. mynheer Bumroy, you here T.
"Yaw, mynheer Schwaps. hear.'
$50 o. You busy dis morning 2"
mo, Jacob. I'm never busy unless
when | am busy" .....
Vel, den, mvnheer Bumroy, you
shust make tic that horse loose so he can
make herself blav around NIT herself in
ter yard leetles uud sits down Oh mine
--mine-I mean your saw-horse und dells
you some dings." .. ......r
We sat. Then said the man: ..r...
Nov you see, Mr.. Bumroy, no makes
myself likes the way you talk about my
cousins, Snicksnacker., H. pc SO good
man as never pes any verse. He shust
like me. He goes to ter wars. | 90 to
the wars. | COON to dis free country to
help live here. Und ven DIG war gcoms
shoulder my fife and my trummel, and l
goes out to get regroots. und got EN- !!
Und | scuds EN- off to ter war. Und purity
soon, bimeby, ven de pig pOunIies get so
pig as whole hog, Mr.. Bumroy, | kiss
nine yrow and takes ten hundred tolars
pountics and | 90 to ter wars. Und
tell my vrow she makes no water nit her
eyes, for go long nit Sheneral Shirts, and
of course coomes pack. You see, Mr..
Bumroy. knows who to 90 NIT. would
90 NIT Sic gel, but Siegel gets his back up
to much, and is not careful who he don't
fight nit. Und would 90 NIT Butler, but
nv share of dc silver would be sherman sill
yer, and dat is not so goot. So | goes nit
Shirts for he never gets hurt in any coun-
trv. and knows we're Shirts is that it is
vot You call where you put money-safe.
Well, | gets mine pOuntleS, so | have
some dinss to pay taxes NIT till makes
dead, then 90 as a gorperal NIT Shirts
und goes TO ter war. und | do shust like
odder fellows sees tings-und | makes
monish--nnd COON home shust as gont
as vent away, Mr.. Bomroy. Und | gets
welcomed pack so goot. Mine vrow she
bees so glad to see me as never wash. Cnd
she looks shust as she always did. Und
ter folks was so glad to see me. | goes
down to get some lager peer, ind ven
! goes home, Deacon Green is at mine
! house to see me, Und | goes out nit
| Deacon Green to show him home, und
vend | goomes pack Deacon Brown is dere
| to see ne and tell me he is glad | m Ike my
self goom back, und | goes TO be polite to
Deacon Brown md to show him home, und
ven | COON pack find der postmaster at
mine house to see me. Und goes to pc
! polite to der postmaster man und ven gets
| pack. der is der dax collector to see me-
uni / asks him how much must pay him,
unh lie says, "Oh nothing JacOb--seein its
you" 80 | goes to see him home, uud
makes myself COON home to sleep, SO nice
| as never wash"
"Und every night ven goncs home
Wind sorac of desc good patriotic men, whc
have done so much for their guntry, at my
house to see me. Und NIr. Bumroy, one
might ven goes home | hears noise in
mine ped-room Und / gals for mine
vrow, und she no hear me, so 90 in and
find her asleep. Unt Winds nice pair
boots in ter bedroom, shust worn SO much
as dey will not hurt my feet, rnd makes
mine head go under der winder to see who
make noise, und | see one of desc batriots
who geeps der gopperheads away from
mine yrow while be gone to ter war
chasing horse INTO ter woods. Oh, Mr..
Bnmroy, tell you It's nice to go to be a
soldier man, und to COON home, und to
Wind such goot men, and to have such men
give me nice DUTCH PHILoPENsw
TIE LOUISIANA NEGRO SUFFRAGE Re-
BELLIoN.-The Lieutenant Governor and
Attorney General of Louisiana and the May.
or of New Orleans have sent a communica
ton TO the President detailing the history
of the late riot. They show that the object
Of the Convention in 1864 WAS purely revo-
lutionary, and that the intention was to stir
up the Acks to lnsurrection on the plea OF
securing imaginary rights, in order to ce-
vate white demagogues to places of power.
BY the inhammatory speeches of its MEM
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