The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1866-06-13
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| li9l WHO could speak at ~ months, re-
peat the Pentatcuch at II, was perfectly
acquainted with the Old and New Tesla
mcnts at IA, and knew all about History
at years old he died in his fourth year.
We think he never was born. Cooley is
most savagcly down on the terms "Fcmale
| College," "Female Physician &c. We
like Cooley for this. Female is distinc-
| ton applied to the lower order of animals
as well as to women and girls, and the use
Of the word should be abated in its appli-
cation to our wives, mothers, sisters and
daughters. .....Gco. F. Train is stamping
J Nebraska for estate and Johnson
Democratic party; he is terrible as a
stumpcr... Gen. Scott was Virginian
born of Scotch parents; he was left an or
| phan in boyhood.. lin Nevada paper
money is worth only IS cents coin is the
standard How can Jim. Nyc and Sena-
tor Stewart reconcile this contempt for the
rags Of the realm with loyalty ?...... Trum-
bull of Ill. said, Dec. II, 1859 that
Onnipotence itself had made the dis
tinction between the white and black
race, and that the two could not live happi-
ly in a state of equalization in framing
| the Bureau bill and the Civil Rights bill,
the ambitious senator attempted to beat
Omnipotence. ai
The false calves of the ladies are troub-
ling sensitive gentlemen very much. Be
careful boys, that you are not sucked in by
them. AN Englishman being told he
could not spell "helm," Indignantly fired
as follows: eff a haitch, he, hell and
a hem don't spell eyn: what the ell docs it
spell ?.....!Geo. Martin of Fond du Lac
| soaked matches in water and drank the
soup; all this was for love. 1t killed
George; he died with match on the-stom-
ach......A blooded mare in Kcndallville,
Ind, worth 500 to 81 900, got to crib of
corn one night recently and ate l25 ears.
She was SO badly corned in the morning
that there was female boss funeral. 80.
Calvin Fletcher of Indianapolis, the
he wills $4,000 to the Orphan Asylum......
Miss McGowen of Attica, ILL.,, built fire
by pouring oil out of the can on the start
ing flames. The can exploded and an I'M
dertakcr was called for in few hours...
Lizzie Mcdaniel Of Owen Co, Indiana died
from inhaling too much of Costars rat
medicine.
Miss Maggie Hughes of Bloomington,
ILL.,, was school mistress last wcek-she
is now food for worms. To have her teeth
extracted pleasantly she took chloroform
and never walked. -. Cincinnati is organi-
zing II Union Stock yard, la Chicago
The older cities all conc to Chicago for
patterns there area few samples of con-
duct in the Garden City which fogies will
do well to avoid initiating, along Wells and
Monroe Streets for instance. go. Young $40
Smith is home from his European trip
He has only three wives as yet he smokes,
chews, drinks, whips his wives and preach
es !......New York furnished 455, 5sS men
to the war while Pennsylvania turned out
only 3S6, 1926. New York was not threat
cned by rebel army and was also engin-
eered by the celebrated Comprehend
Governor, HoRAr1o SEYMOUR, one of God S
own children. Penn. was attacked by Lee
and was loyalty engineered by Gov. Cur
tin......On the Sd of May from IL to IL
noon, the city Of Birmingham, England
was as dark as a winter, night. How be-
nighted our English relations are !.....
Taglioni THE celebrated dancer-ess is
| about to marry Prince Windischgratz.-
Tag has used her legs to some purpose,
but what an awful name she ties to.......
Gen. Beauregard is in Europe negotiating
Louisiana II :. II. bonds i; the President
modified his parole to permit the trip......
The average fall of rain in April for 80
years 1856 excepted) has been a inches !;
the April of &c shows less than one inch.
......Prof. Blot has becn-is now for all
we know-lccturing in eastern cities on
cooking; his audiences are the Upper
Crust entirely. Each lady auditor brings
spoon and fork to taste the delicacies
which Blot describes aud prepares before
their eyes. 1t is said that when tasting
time comes the ladies (?) are as rude and
jostling towards each other as juvenile
porkers round swill trough. 1t cant be
possible that "refned' women have such
pushing appetites! Some mistake here.
The shutting of saloons in N. Y. on
Sundays sends 25 to 10000 persons into
New Jersey on that day. The wealthy
ones have their cellars filled with the best
of liquors the "middlc classes as some
puppy calls the M.-swelled-heads of the
age, buy schnapps on Saturday and take it
home for the sabbath-the poorer people
are compelled to leave the city Or 60 dry.
1.-THE lately advertised deril Of Bracken
Co. KY, is captured and in jail; his name
is Nichols. He painted and dressed hide
ously, frightened whites and blacks from
their homes and then robbed the houses
They shot at him repeatedly withou effect,
but a courageous fellow finally lassoed him.
Gen. Grant is in st. Louis. Two mem
bers of family in Cedar Rapids died re-
Gently of trichina, and six others, suffering
with the same disease cant recoyer..... The
Legislature Of Pennsylvania, in 1864,
passed the following: "Resolcea, That no
member of the Legislature will be allowed
to come into the House barefooted,"
Fifty clerks in the treasury department
will be discharged on the 18th Of July
Want of work is the reason assigned. 49,.
The department Of state hiss been informed