Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1866-11-22
SON KING.

sun hiENos
OosrrpnIr x Roads (which 10 In the
Stait of Ksntuoky,) October "a 1905.
Dreams is only vouohsafed to persons nv
imaginative and speritooal nacher, Nv wnom !
am " hich Their aint anything gross or sensual
about me that know nv. Troo eat pork, but
that is to Offset the effex Nv whisky, wiob, ef
tvasn't counter acted, void make me entirely
too etheria for this groveln world. eat PORK
TO restrain my exuberant aud imaginiaaun 10 |
enable me to come down to the dry detail OF
onash's life-to ct me for the proper discharge
nv Dc oties eE postmaster. Whisky LITE me a.
bove tue posishun-pork brings me back agiu'
Its fat and greasy like the pay and perquisites
nv the Postmsster-it comes from the most
nasty, sen seiess and uncean Nv animals, like
our commishuns-in Short recommend al
Nv Johnson's Postmssters to eat pork. It's
their material diet.
Last mite partook nv pound or 30 too
much, and eE conscience, didn't sleep well.
While wuz eaten (moistenlng my lips with
Louisville consolation, the while,) wus mu.
sin onto Stewards question whether they wood
hev Johnson President or King, and while mu
sin fell in 1.-THE arms Of Morfus. Ny mind
bust loose from the DO dy and sored. Es supk
TO slumber the narrow room WITCH Ia at waEst
my offs and dormitory, widened and enlarged
and humble chairs become suddenly upboisted
in gorgis style, the taller dip become multi
piled In 2 thousands Nv gorgis chandeliers, the
portraits of his Highness the President, and
other Democrats, on the wall, became alive.
conprehended the situation to wuust. Androo
Johnson had cut the Gorjun knot with some
body's sword, and he'd carried out his policy
10 it's natural conclusion. He VIVA King and
reigniA under the title Nv Androo the l, and
wur lin my dreams nv course) In his kinsy
halls.
Itwus, methawt, q reception mite. His High
Mightiness wuz sittin onto elevated throne
covered with red velvet and studded with dia-
monds and pearls, and onyxs and other pre-
cious sUones-onto as head wus q crown, and
he wux enveloped into a robe av black velvet
Lis nese and the balance nv bis face cleaning
ont like fash or litenipg from q thunde
cloud. Lsln PROSTATE at the foot Nv the throi
don the offs NV tootstol, wuR Charles Sum
ner, wunst senator, witch was typikle nv tn
complete triumph we had wun over our enc
mics, while doin other mental ctiees about tn
halls, wuE Wade, Wilson. Fesseden, Sherman
and others who had opp ,sed the change from
Republic to Kingdom. They wuS olothe
in approprit costoom, knee breeohes and sist
and presented peekoolyerly imposin appear
ance.
Carriages containing the nobility began t
arrive, and ez they entered the Grand Zig
Lord Chsmberln Nv the Pals, the Marks vo
Randall snnounct EN-. Dock dc Davis wu
ejaek elatid and Jefferson entered. Earl vo
Toombs,' Sir Joseph e. johnson, Marks
Bouregsrd,' Count de Pollard aud so forth.
Noticin that the titles | he'd heered WI
mostly tackled TO the Southern men, asks
Giddey Giles, who wuS standin by, why
VISA thus, and be sed that Northners wus
RELY # tor it. We wus, lie sed, a low groEl
race and eoodnt adapt ourselves Z, the habi
nv nobility. The South wuS shiverus al
Good do 1t. They wuS given to tournamen
and sich-they he'd got accustomed to cirkl
clothes and Good wear sword without
getting awkwardly between the legs. Norths
men, SIGH eZ were faithful, wus allowed 10 ba
In the smiles of royalty, but 1t wus in SIGH p
sitions sz ssotsd their capacity. He, for II
position witch be bleeved be filed 20 the @
tire satisfaction nv his believed and royal ma
ter He had Low four hens sitten, each
four eggs and he hoped In the course Nv Is
yeers, ef there ives no adverse circumstanc
to hev fresh eggs for the royal table Ii wul
position of great responsibility aAd one viii
weighed upon him. Seward was privy Genus
Doolittle wuE steward Nv the household, a
ThuroH Weed wuI Keeper nv The Kings RI
enue, aud wus dom very we'll.
By this time the company assembled.
Highness wus In q merry mood and unbenS
himself. Their wus knot nv the nobility ga
cred 10 Q corner, and after o EARNEST intcrv
nv a minnit, Count Won Cowan advanced
the loot Nv the throne, and on Bonded K
What my faithful ssrvitor, dost thou X
desire2 sed His Highness.
we wood, Your Majesty, hev the prison
of state brot int the presence, that We
make merry ever en-
Mt shall be DONE" sed His Majesty,
forthwith Baron Won Steedman, who he'd C
msnd nv the Z ngs Household BODY Ga
was sent for them. IN q moment they wug
In. They wuE a misable lookln SET Fol
and Wendell Phillips was ohsined toget
Fred. Douglass and Anna Dickinson, !
Yates and Gov. Morton, Ben Butler and
5hurs, Kelly and Oovode, while Chase wus
TO Horris Greedy, onto whose back was
card inscribed, =" The last Nv the Tribuu
at witch Raymond, who left the Radiksls
declared for the empire precisely at the rite
and was now editor Of the Court Journal, L
immoderalely. Some one exclaimed, "H
in Thad Stevens" at witch His Majesty to
pale and his knees smots together, ="
DON'T" sea he, he's strength anuf left to
his tongue. Keep him away keep him av
and he showed es much fear 90 men do Il
llrium tremsns when they see snakes.
Methawt made inquiries and found
things wuz worker satisfactory. Gen.
wuE In exile, and General Sheridan he'd