Evansville daily journal., 1866-02-21
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WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 81.
what is the creates. Sind Of spur2

What is the greatest kind of spur2
Whisper.
What two letters would destroy all the
others if allowed TO do so7 d K
When is Echo like visiting acouain-
tance2 When she returns your call.
Why is the letter s like thunder? Be.
cause it makes our cream sour cream.
What should be the size of a spiritual
magazine2 Medium, Of course
What proof is there in the Bible that
Pharaoh was carpenter? He made
Joseph 4 ruler.
Why is an ear of wheat and an oak
similar in origin2 Because they both
spring from cora.
Why is an Offering like q matrimonial
engagement Because it begins with
an offer and ends with a ring.
Why is frt like hollow India-rub-
Der ball? Because she is very empty
and has great deal of bounce
"Can't we make your love jealous,
miss2" ooh, yes, sir, l think we can, if
we put our heads together"
1t is said that a watchdog is not so
large in the morning as st night, be-
cause he is let out at night and taken in
"a the morning.
The man who tried soft soap to wash
lbs harshness off his wife's tongue, says
: i took off little of the roughness, bat
made it run faster.
Why are milkmen like Pharoah's
lsGghter2 Because they End little
bro6t in water. 5ra
If the memory is weak do not overload
{, nor fill it with foolery. Charge it
My with useful matter.
One forgives everything to him who
orgives nothing.
"Ms," said little Hopeful, at the break
lst table, :" if a man is Mister, isn't
oman a Mystery Mamma tainted
Sal, what time do your folks diner"
As soon as you goes; that's missns'
-ders"
Three things ouly are essential to hap
ness-something to do, something to
We, and something to hope for.
A story is told Of an inveteraie drink
who signed the temperance pledge,
t was found soon after, imbibing as
Ten as before To his friend who re-
onsrated with him, he replied that the |
cument which he had signed was not |
lid, because it had no internal revenue |
imp.
Pailors may not be a very terrible set
human beings, but we have seen |
my military officer who, although |
10 of his courage, could not look his |
Tor in the face.
Did you ever present your bill to the
fendant?" inquired a lawyer of his eli
\ did, sir"
And what did he say2'
He told me to go TO the devil. "
What did you do then9'
Why then-I came to you"
boys idea of having a tooth drawn
y be summed up as follows: "The
toi hitched fast to me, pulled his best,
! just before it killed me the tooth
h ne out." |fE
I lidney Smith once said: "I remem-
Z entering & room with glass all around
I t the French embassy, and saw myself
Il ected on every side. took it for a
= citing of the clergy, and was delighted,
n course"
X countryman, not long ago, on his
IL sight of locomotive, declared that
thought it was devil on wheels
aith, an ye're worse than meself"
III an Irish bystander, for the first
A l saw the crayther, / thought it was
amboat hu nting for waterp
Fhen reading recently an article in
ca hoops we're pretty strongly con-
- ned, we were reminded of the re-
made by lady to the general TRADE
inst bustles, when it was fashionable
year those ponderous appendages.
as follows;
3ustles not empty show
FOR mans illusions given,
they're filled with bran, stuffed with tow,
And stick out bout a foot
lndlook first-rate by heaven.
with hoops, only they are stuffed
the real stuff