The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-04
Variety

Russell Baldwin, OF Liehfed, lately found
| o raccOon trap which he had missed for n
couple of weeks, attached to Wildcat
! claw
If a shoemaker, in approaching his end,
Gdres cold and gives up dlel, what will be-
come of his sole if he cannot breathe his
last?
A man in Troy was fined So and order
ed to leave the city for stealing an umbrel.
/ Ia
What kind Of tunes does the soldiers like
best when crossing river? Pontoons
Don try to awaken sympathy when it is
very fast asleep.
He who raises the devil eonjures up q
master and not servant.
at twilight every hen becomes a roos-
ter.
A soldier on trial for habitual drunken
ness, was addressed by the magi>tratei--
Prisoner, yon have heard the charge of
hahtual drunkenness; what have you to say
III deienseE Nothing, please your honor,
but hahitual thirst. "
The Southern papers are in ecstacics over
the the travelling circuses, the first they
have seen in five years
Artemus Ward says, that as Son of Tenn
perance he beves in temperance hotels tho
asa general thing, they sell poorer i luols thar
the other sort!
One half of the negro population OF South
Carolina has Disappeared dead.
On the island of the Mahee, in the Indian
Occah there is Church formed of white
coral
The butchers in England are doing brisk
business in sauSages made of horSeiesh
Lithographc stone, equal in all respects
to the famous stone found in Bavaria, has
been discovered in Kentucky. 1t is to be
touad no where else in this country.
The dog days should be called the anti dog
days, judging from the way the dogs get
mad in them.
The reason why negroes are not allowed
to testify in Courts of Justice probabiy is
that colored men might give coiorng to
the truth.
Men of short memories and misers are
alike; the Former are always forgetting, and
the latter always for getting.
They manage things funnily in California
military funerals for instarce: Alter bury
ing the deceased the band comes back and
sereuades the widow
During the last five years. as is now as
certained from the late State census, the
population of Illinois has increased about
80 per cent; from l, ,700,000 to about 2, ,225,-
900.
Can you inform me, " said student to
the bookseller, "wether can find anywhere
the biography Of Pollock" "Yes. | dare
say you will find Il in the Course of Time"
Many men doh sufficiently value veraos
lty, IN woman. Some who wrtld not take
lady's word would gladly take the lady her
self.
Which is the most powerful, the earth or
sea? The sea Of course it has such heap
Of muscles.
Some ingenious fellow has invented a mode
Of cnndensins ale and beer to one,eight It's
normal volume This invention is great
convenience for ''refttlar" beer drinkers.
The most capacious swigs can only carry OFF
about twenty glasses at ore sitting now but
by this new process they can liiastef one hum
dred and sixty glasses.
The Stockton Independent says Yester-
day afternoon. as an lrishmau was driving
4 male toward the ra'e track he was accost-
ed by a man on horse back as follows
well Paddy, see you have your brother
along with you" 7 o which the witty Hi
beruian quickly rerlied: Yes, and be me
owl it's divilish glad We are to meet our
father
Milton was asked: Glow is it that in
some countries king is allowed to take his
place on the throne at Ia years of age. but
may not marry until lie is eighteeu?" Be
cause, said the poet, ''it is easier TO gov.
ern kingdom than woman.
A lecturer addressing mechanics nsti-
tute, contended that art could not improve
nature, until one of the audience set the
room in a roar of laughter, by exclaiming;
How would sou look without your wig?"
Give Il man brains and riches, and he isa
king; give a mau brains without riches, and
he is slave; give a man riches without
brains, and he is donkey; givea man much
riches and a little brains, and he is mlser-
able wretch
An Arabian having brought blush to q
maiden's cheek BY the earnestness of his
gaze, said to her: My looks have planted
roses on your cheeks; why forbid me to gath
er? The law permits him who sows to reap
the, harvest. y
A magician once upon tfthe adeertised
on his bills that thc evening entertainment
would concldie with the mysterious disap-
pearancc Of lady. Sure enough, after the
perlortiance he eopcd with the wife of the
man who owned the hall.
As an illustration oithe Cups and downs
Of life, the St. Louis News. mentions n for
mer New Orleans district judge who is now
a paper carrier in that city.