The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1866-11-22
\ s9Va qII2riJACKsON G. F, OHIO THURSDAY NOVEMBER

ana ne hOpeQ III the course OF two years,
ef there wuz no adverse circumstances,
to hey fresh eggs for the royal table.
1t wuz a position Nv great responsibility
and one wich weighed upon him. Sew
ard wuz priyy counsler, Doolittle wuz
Steward NV the household and Thurlow
Weed wuz Keeper nv the Kings reve-
nue., and wuz doin very well indeed.
BY this time the company assembled
His Highness wuz in merry mood and
unbended hisSelf Their wuz knot NV
the nobility gathered in a corner, and
after a earnest interview NV a minnit,
Count Won Cowan advanced to the foot
Nv the throne, and Oh bendid knee de-
manded boon. m.. ....
"What, my faithful servitor, dost
thou most desire?" sed His Highness.
owe wood, Your Majesty, hey the
prisoners Nv state brot into the presence,
that we may make merry over 'em."
at shel be done," sed His Majesty,
and forthwith Baron Won Steedman,
who he'd command NV the Kings
Household Body Guard, wuz sent for
them. In moment they wuz brot in.
They'wuz a mizable lookin set. For
ney and Wendell Phillips wuz chained
together, Fred. Douglass and Anna
Dickinson, Dick Yates and Gov. Nor
ton, Ben Butler and Carl Shurz, Kelly
and Covode, while Chase wuz tied to
Horis Greely, onto whose back wuz a
placard inscribed, "The last NV the Tri-
bunes," at witch Raymond, who left the
Radikels and declared for the empire at
precisely the rite time, and wuz now ed
itor Of the Court Journal, LATED immod-
ritly. Some one exclaimed, 'Bring in
Thad Stevens" at wich his Majesty
turned pale and his knees smote togeth-
er, "Don't don't, sez he, she's strength
enough left to wag his tongue. Keep
him away. keep him away" and he
showed ez much fear ez men do in de-
lirium tremens when they see snakes
Methawt / made inquiries and found
that things wuz workin satisfactory.
Gen. Grant wuz in exile, and Gen.
Sheridan he'd bin decapitatid for refoosin
to acquesce in the new arrangement
The country he'd bin divided into dook-
doms and earldoms, and sich, over wich
the nobility rooed with undispooted
authority. The principal men NV the
North had been capchered and subdood ,
and wuz film menal positions in the
palaces NV the nobility. No Lord or
Dock or Earl considered himself well
served onless he had half dozen North
ern Congressmen in his house, while the
higher grade NV nobility wuzn't content
with anything less than Guvners. The
indebtednis NV the South to the North
he'd bin adjustid. A decree he'd bin
ishood to the effect that Northern mer-
chants who shood press claim agin
Southerner shood be beheaded and his
goods cJnfistikated, The question Nv
slavery he'd bin settled forever, for the
Dimekratic ice nv one class to rool and
one class to serve wuz fully establish,
There wuz now three classes Nv society,
the hereditary nobility, the untitled Off
cials, and the people; the latter, black
and white, wuz all serfs, and all attach
ed to the soil. Biznis wuz all done by
foreigners, the policy Nv the govern
ment bein to make the native born peO-
pie purely agricultural peasantry. The
nobility desirin to make it easy for EN-
Civ em one-sixth NV the produx NV the
soil, reservin the balance for their own
uses.
My dream didn't continyoo long enuff
for me to ascertain whether | wuz a no.
bleman or not, but am Nv the opinion
that wuz, for servant handin me
pin to stick into Gen. Butler to make
him roar for the amoozement NV the
company, addressed me ez "Yoor
Grace" from which l inferred that |
wuz one of the Lords spiritooal I'm
tortuntly at this pint | awoke and a sad
awakenin it wuz. The gojus halls he'd
vanished, the chandeliers he'd vanished,
the robes NV stat and jewels and sich
wuz gone and | wuz in my offs, not
"Yoor Grace, but merely Postmaster
in Kentucky village. Well, that is
suthin Wat bettnr is a nobleman ?
He don't work, neither do l, lie
drinks wine, it is troo, but l hev wat
scots me better, whiskey fresh from the
still Yet my dreem may be realized,
and eff it is, | will endevoor to fill the
position with credit. Who knows?
PETROLEUM V. Massey, p. NJ.
fyyich is Postmaster \