The Idaho world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1864-1918, 1866-03-17

| AN UELucKY sDCTcHMAN Mr.. HllllElck CT
4 Snicksaker,a Tuttenic vender of sour.krout,
wooden combs, crude cabbage, striped nit
tens and such "litte tings," with true patri-
otto zeal left his home in La Crosse, at the
commencement of the war, and enlisted as a
slop grocery keeper behind the suffers tent
on the Potomac. Wtaeh he went away it was
with the intention to <'make menish," If it
took all summer, and nobly did be fight it
out on his line. How be done it is best told
on his return, last week. s.,.l
"You see, Mister Bumroy, der trum beats,
und der call coomes 10 GO to war nit arms.
| pes patriot so much as Shenral Wasbburn,
or Shenral Curtis, or Shenral Butler, or Shen-
raj Bangs, or any of dem Shenrals vat lives
to come home great men. So l buys some
| little diDgs and gifts some bapers from de war
committee, and goes nit der boys to be pat
riots and sell some little dings and make mo-
nish.o / kiss mine yrow FIVE, ninetenn times
and go nit der war. l goes TO Shambers-
burg and makes much monish. IN day |
poke mine window out IN mine head to hear
ter scramble, and dink of something's, when
see dat Shtonewall Shackson nit his droops,
ind der big prass band, comm down der
street playing like der dyvil on der band,
"Whose pin here since Use pen gonei" ne ssr.8af-
Dat Shtonewall Shackson is der dYvel nit
Gghtins, und puts my m0nish in my booklet
ind little bapers in mine bag, und | goes SO
quick as never vas to Gettysburg. Und, dere
opens some more shtore und sells some lit
tie dings.z And IN day ] hears men .un der
horseback riding down street like tunder, nn
dentI pokes der lwnder under mine head und
looks mySelfup der sthreet, nnd der goemes
dat dyvel Shenral Shtonewall Shackson, ind
|blayirg dat same udder tune as heard der.
udder time rs Il !
Whose pin here since Use pen gomez" t5ii
Den makes my monish goome inter mine
booklets, und makes mine pag come inter
mine bapers und put mine sign en- der pig
sthore on der corner sol loses more goods as
/ had not got, und drinks { go to Wisconsin
to see mine WOW as haint seen in desc two
years. sa1ad0 yaaE3 isaa - ~ - ~
Den I goomes home, und knocks on der
door ,und my vrow she makes talk and tells
me who's dere?' = r. t@f asa sa lsisai t.abI
Den say 'Hillificker Snicksacker' und
she knows dat ish my name, und she makes
herself goomei out of der house, und gives
me nine, seven times Kiss on my face, so coed
as never wash. ft-9, asfff-8 v,aEsssf 4daf1ll
Den, Mister Bumroy, j looks NIT mine eyes
ind see some dingsl So ask mine yrow
III SUES pceH LuhTFIeu SfuCe go Oh 10 De pat
riot; ind if she no get married why she make
SO much grow when pc gone nit der wars?
Vnd I1get mad as de dyvel, und dentI drinks
Of dat dam Sbenral Shaeksons undjhis pig
prass pand, md Il sings "Whose pin here
since Ise pen gone Q nguUhd now; Mr. Bum
roy, ison ebody makes troubles NIT me, for
Ise, been gone two years. IND know some
dings, und goes pack nit, der war, and I'll
sing dat dam Shtonewal- Shaekson- song all
der way La Crosse Wis. Democrat.
ALL WET.--The Quincy Union is respoGsi- |
BILE for the following: "A has faran rather
green young fellow of our acqudintahce, fin7
Sited d young lady ia. attenda ball with I'm
one night last summer. The Invitation was
accepted and heicouple appearedlattheihall.I
Alter danengfor some time ,its greenyP saw
his partner sitting, and sat down beside her
Afb we'll so far; but the bashful fellow was
at a loss for something TO say, : He, fdgeted
about considerably, and was sweating pro- |
fusely.t Taking hold of bis wilted collier, he |
commenced conversation thus; tsIt's power
full warm IN this room my shirts all wet,
His partner blushed, said not
q word, batttook his arm for the dance.
4Would7be-wit to ReEsboy-HW hats the
news from Jerusalem :" hiss gisiias - l>Es55=
Newsboy-s'Sayj mister, yer sharp, amt /
yer? If yer was to fall down don't yer think /
you'd cut yerselff all to nieses?"