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New-York tribune., 1866-05-02
SOUTH AMERICA.
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The BOmbardment Of Valparaiso.
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Destruction of the Business Portion OF
the City.
GEN. KILPATRICK READY TO INTERFERE
The English Admiral Refuses to Join Hin.
Terrible Excitement in South America Against
the Spaniards.

The steamer Costa Rica from Aspinwa on the 23d ult,
arrived here yesterday. The following is her specie list;
New-York tribune., 1866-05-02

Prom Our Special Correspondent. -.
D.-..-- In oo Is6G
New-York tribune., 1866-05-02

Iuon (enernl Regular Meeting ofthis Com
broadway and twenty
tbrd,t on TIL URsDAY ENENlNG May !? 1856 ats clock
'' ~ THOMAS MURPHY Prssident.
New-York tribune., 1866-05-02

A.E.k C.E. Til,On. e15. 800 %
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An Oil Story.

Sam ID. wEo owned snug little farm, was
somewhat startled one fine day by an otfe1
| OF more than twice the worth Of it in green.
backs. 70, ~ -
Shall you sell it, Samuel asked his wife
Certainly shall, " said Sam, If the ex-
cited individuals don back out, or prove
to be a couple of lunatic4f az have suppos-
ed them to be, and sell it he did.
After the bargain was made and the
money paid. one OF the men took Sam and
his wise to the back of the farm where there
was small excavation in the ground filled
up by the recent rain
'See what you ve lost and We We gained!'
said the excited individuals, scooping ap
some of the water in an old tin cup and
holding it up for their inspection. snT. ..
Sure enough the oil was half an inch
thick on the top Of the water. s. E..
Sam was indignant. lf he hadn't been
fool as he said to his wife, and just watched
for indications he might have died million
aire.
Sans wife was bursting with laughter
but restraining herself she coaGed her hus-
band into the house and told hin the whole
story. n...... ......... .....
''You remember when had that cough
last winter, and the doctor recommended
cod liver oil, Sam, and you brought home a
whole gallon because you got it cheap, and
made me, promise to take dose three times
day2 Well, didn't and it stood in the
closet till cleaned the house last week,
when | threw it all into the hole at the foot
Of the garden" g.. rn .s
Sam saw the joke and pocketed the cream
of 1t in the shape Of 4 pile Of greenbacks.
At last accounts Sam was living in the
clover while the oil hunters were indus
triously boring-aud may be till this time
for all we know. a.. r..r
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it is amusing to witness the audacity witt
which the Repul licans claim to be friend,
of the Union which they were once ready
to ''let slide" 1t reminds us OF an old
story, vi ich may be new to some Of oul
readers.
In certain portions Of our country we have
an animal called woodchuck, which builds
its habitation similar to no other beast un-
der the sun. One Of them, having for a
short time vacated It's premises, on his re-
turn found ensconsed therein an intruder,
who had taken possession in temporary alb
sence Of the proprietor, RemonSttancey
had no effect, the stranger had determined
to remain in his new found quarters.
But" said the rightful owner, this is
a woodchucks' home.
Well replied the intruder, "l'm a
swoodchuck. "
"You woolchuck! Great heavens, you
don't look like woodchuck. p"
Well don't care, | am q woodchuck. :"
''l}ut you don't talk like woodchuck. :"
Nevertheless, I'm a woodchuck. -
And more than all, you don't SIN Il like
woodchuck.' -
The intruder was a skunk - Utica o.
SerCer ......
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PRESIDENT JOHNSON,
I'm Correspondence with the Old
Tamn,0Ey Hall DeIncC-
raCy, oG New Work.
lie is Hrited to tie Democratic Eighth of
January Celebration.
TAMMANY HALL, New YORK. J

Dcctlnbcr, 10. 1900.
SIR-The Ancient Society of Tammanv
in pursuance of its time-honored customs
will celebrate the anniversary of the battle
Of New Orleans, by grand dinner, al
Ianmauy Hall, on Monday, January s.
lSf6, at siX o clock p NJ.
Since the establishment Of the society in
1889 1t has commemorated those events in
the history Of our country which animates
the patriotism OF our people and strength
en- thGlr devotion to our glorious Union; and
among these none were more CONSPICUOUS or
more important than the great victory
which saved our southwestern frontier from
butcIicry and plunder, and closed tie war Of
1872 IN blaze Of glory.
The recent sad civil strife has given rise
to celebrations in the opposing sections Of
our Union, which are designed to comemo-
rate the victories of brethren over brethren.
1t is with unfcigne1 joy ttat the Tammany
Society hail the advent Of a season when
they can recur to an event which 10 achieve
ments IN our subsequent history can ever
DIM and which reunited brethren in every
portion Of our glorious Republic can ccle-
brate with equal pride and qualification 1t
is in this spirit, aud with promise Of cor
dial welcome, that the Sons Of Tanmany
invite you to their scnli-centenniaI celebra-
ton OF the great victory of Southern hero,
who He'd the world with the fame Of Amer
lean valor, and devoted his subsequent life
to the establishment and security Of consti-
tut'onal liberty. We have the honor to be
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Pride GSDraEa

A Iittle bow and OH v-ore sool.I ON
fowery bank, and ta;tad rranJI~ MI . hon. In
their dress. "'0"
"&eo." said thn how tsw7,,+ . Loo,,4;f,
new hat Lavn gnt. wh,t Gna ilno =. -, -
and trnneers Ioyo ,,, .n5 1'' ,,h J"t J"rfe
pair Of shoes. il Is unt e. arnrr "ma' "ns nhm n''
5rassed So fnaII .S % 7 .T ,r,I', ''' oNe VINO Il
"TnGeed ~" said ,ha l;..la e;J ~
th;ni. en JrossoJ 'lG Grer ,no tban ',t'i1 tl
haye IN . e;li. H. snJ ,oH1s % sUGd' ga Gi e.
feather in NV bat. tndw 5, ,5st ",u NV dro's n"o
eoSt a Great deal Of r,oncv' y '''N 0'o''
moi 50 much as m;ns' sa,3 tba how
sJ tno, y '''NN'' $50 'N-'''' '-''" '''0 ooJ'
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NEW SERIES---VOLUlIE |. NO. 30
EsOyvtl,e Dcvii Los,.

The following is to good 10 be lost. We
clip 1t from an exchange paper, and respect
lIpiy call the attention 10 it Of certain per-
sons who feel disposed to spread in the
news paper line se r., -f car
a young man. who actually desired
wealth, was visited by his Satanic Majesty,
who tempted him to propose his soul for
eternity if'if he could be supplied on this
corth with all the money he could use. The
bargain was concluded; the devil vas to sup
ply to money, and was at last to save the
soul, unless the young man cord spend
more money than the devil could iarnish,-
\ leEs passed away, the man married, was
ext~ayagant in his living, = huilt -alates,
3pecuatoI widely, lost and gave b say for
tunes, and yet his Golfers were always full.
lie turned politicians and bribcd his way to
power aud fame, without reducing his,ijiie
OF gold. He became filibuster aud fitted
out ships and armies, but his banker honor
ed all his drafts He went to St, Paul to
live, and paid the usual rates Of interest, for
all lie noDev he could borrow; but though
the devil made faces when he came to pay
The bills, yetthey we're all paid Ore ex-
pcdlcnt after another failed, the devil cSunt-
ed the time, only two years that he, must
wait for the soul; and mocked the efforts of
thc diSpairing nan. One more effort was
resolved upon; the man started a newspa-
per! The devil growled at the bills at the
end of the first quarter, was savage IN six
months, melancholy in nine, and broke,
dead broke, at the ead OF the year. So the
newspapers went DOM, but the soul was
saved,
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Senator CONvan on Violations OG
tEse Constitution,

In recent powerful speech in the Senate,
Mr.. Cowan, ofPenusylvania, said:
Mr.. President, / am aware, and have
long been aware, that il is of no use here
with certain Senators to appeal TO the
Constitution. know that it is of no use to
appeal to the past construction which has
b7en put upon that instrument. [ know
that there are certain Senators who think
certain things ought to be done, and no
matter what barrier stands in the way thew
! think they are doing God service when
they ov,rleap it. When the war was raging
over one half of the Republic, when it
| required all the energies Of the loyal por-
! ton OF the Union to sustain that war and
| to keep soldiers in the field, have often
kept ilent, and have not, as often as ]
would otherwise have done. raised my voice
against these violations of the Constitution.
Nowl propose to give notice as well Is
the honorable Senator from Massachusetts,
and II is that from hencetorth | will resist
as long as can, in my humble way, every
measure, no matter what it may be, that l
believe to be violation of the tunda mental
law Of this nation, and which to me is sacred
to the will of the American people Sir,
what is that Constitution but the exponent,
the embodiment, Of the viii Of the Americ2n
PColHS' AtttHN vi ~ att pacheu .lu(O ms
small volnme (exhibiting q copy OF the |
Consfltutionl IS tht Till Of thirty uilion
people, not the will Of a party, not the will |
cf a faction, but the will Of all parties, the |
unanimous will of the Arorican people. |
Who dares violate provision of i'll Who |
darcs thrust his viii instead of that will?
Who so arrogant as to assume that they
will substitute their viii for this great will,
which is to be cur guide and our rule of
action in this body? Gentlemen talk Of the
right, and Of God being With the right, and
all that kind Of thing; and yet they forget
this sacred truth, that here is our letter of
attorney, here is our warrant for What we
do, here is our authority ia the premises,
and the man who goes step beyond t the
r0n who violates it, is guilty before that
Cog, to whom the gentleman appeals with
such facility, Of perjury.
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The following is told of the lizard SHELF
Baptist preachers:
Two Of them were in the same pulpit to-
getAer While one was preaching he hap /.
pened to say, when Abraham built the /,
ark.
The one behind Tim atrove to correct his
blunder by crying out aloud, Abraham
walp't thar. :" a
But the speaker rushed on, needless of
the interruption, and only, took occasion
shortly to repeat, still more decidedly, II
say, when Abraham built the ark. " 0''' "
And say, cried out the othe, " "Alra- %
ham warn't thar asyv~--
Hard-shell was too hard to be beaten
down in, this way, and, addressing the peo-
pie, exclaimed, with great indignation, II
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The Text.

Apious old lady, who was to unwell TO
attend nlee,ing used to send her thick
headed husband to church to find out the
text the preacher selected asa foundation
Of his. discourse. The poor Ounce was rare
| ly fortunate enough TO iememher the words
ofthe text, or even the chapter or verse
where they could be found; but one Sab
bath he ran honaa in hot haste, and with a
Splirk Of satisfaction on his face, informed
hls wife that be could repeat every word
Without missing q syllblo. The words were
as follows
. An angle came down from heaven and
took live coal from the altar. y a-9
Know every word, said the husband,
~ am anxious to hear it, continued the
wife 's77'7
They are nice words" observed the
hubsand s ae ID
81 am glad your memory is improving,
but don't keep Inc in suspense, my DEAR
said she. ''H
Just get your big Bible and Twill say
the words, for | know them by heart. /
sad them to myself hun red times onmy
way hcn.e." =. :.
Well, now, let's hear them. -
"Ahem," said he, clearing his throat
An lniun came down from New Haven
and took live colt by the tail and jerked
him out of the halter .e.,-.fr, .:.,
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A physician took young student to sec
a patient who was confined to his bed
Sir, said the physician to the sick man,
you have been imprudent; you have eaten
oysters.
The patient admitted that he had. Re
turning home the studeat asked the doctor
how he discovered that the man had eaten
oysters. u
why replied the doctor, II saw the
shells under the bed" ,'l VII ri
A few days after, the student was sent to
visit the same patient. He soon returned,
however saying that he bad been kicked
out of the house for telling the patient he
had b:en imprudent; he had eaten horse
flesh.
''Hoyseaesh! you young fool! what do you
meant" cried the doctor. NJ
Because | saw saddle and a pair Of
stirrups under the bed.
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Gerry 0'A@nts On the Indians.
Indian summer is very pleasant style Of
weather.
wish the Indians had tried their hand.
at the rest Of the seasons, and give US this
sort Of weather all the year round.
Not being in the coal business, | could
stand it.
The indians are entitled to general graft
tudc for lnvcnting this second cdilion of
summer, short as it is.
Their meteorological ideas were good, so
far as they wcnt--about ten days. But ii
must be considered that their educational
advantages we're limited.
! They lad no public schools, with pretty
female teachers and an economical Board of
Education.
Their asst times were hunting the wild
deer and following the roe, and fighting each
other. Scalpng people was one of the
most pleasing diversions.
Seal lping is quite an interesting operation,
except to the party operated upon.
1t consists OF taking off the hair OF the
top Of mans head and the skin with it.
There were Indians at one time on Long
Island Fortunately they had retired to
their happy bunting grounds before came
here
ny, Tb.r rora ro+ su;tod r. tl,;y bou;,rhoro
M III . m"o I"''1" '" ''''o i0i'i' Elioio'
na1 mg ,,J''e '"'0 mas iio"e'7i' HUGH oe-
s't.e, Na ao,nt "'eu, oflo1 mh;,,
"a ant q, tJume INV " "t w. nS f3yi;o J.,
g., Nv Iu' my" h H,,tt 'ic LC hnLl"'is tL ever au
ot Wv e'L;n pJFintIo ,I Dnt l tnS oGS pup'c
I;agtes. eniLoeu III ino leu nan Is hy ihe
r,sar S,ole tlle',, Tm9 T; arc n'ec'ing WOODEN
T!iu,i'tiL' TL Il " a,'o inuiS''s al T'g! lhe cl'y
i iIiS ne Nel:olS VI nc lnoiah Is pre-
SelNGu III MS ballNC WoOu, ..a..
in then. native woods, say they prefer the
Indian in wood to the Indians in the woods.
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s. II. sHOTSy EHL,

Alto IkNEIY At Ia w 4,
Cadix, OHIO.
",-CoSTISuEs to practice in Harrison and
adjoining counties, and gives especial and
prompt attention TO Collecting, business OF
Executors and Administrators, Guardians,
Wards, Partitions, Sales of Lands, Settle
llont of Estates, Titles to Real Estate, Con-
Neyancing, Suits at at Law and III Chancery,
Loaning and Investment Of Money, and all
other professional business placed in his
charge.
&sa. File is Agent for the State Bank o
Ohio and others, for loaninr money, &c.
Office in Georges Corner, Main Street.
Jan. rs, l9
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WILLIAM p. HAYS.

At TTORN Ely IT l. A W
Cudiz. Ohio.
nFFTCE-On Market Street, over the
First National Bank. Entrance first
door East of +. \. Bank.
All professional business in this and ad-
joining counties viii receive prompt atten-
tion.
Dec IL 1864
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the cows mouth to show him that the front
te,th were all gonel He examined the
horns, and found that they had been fr-
ed!
"------Al IRIS THE OLD cow"
| dare not write the opsnimg remarks Of
John Potman on that occasion. They were
awiuily, terrible. frightfully proiane.
a few days afterwards Potman met Amos
Bean on the street.
Bean, said he, trying to smile as he
spoke, you re "A eoon!--you did that WE'LL
But tell me one thing: know howyou made
the old cows horns shine, and how you
changed her color, but | don't know how
you managed to get that enormous bag
Of milk onto her that night. VIII you tell
mc?" sci
Certainly replied Amos. ut was all
very simple. Shed been ted on Jariey y,ud
dtng and oatsmed Cruel, and Aad't decn
mtLted for tire days
On his way home John Potman rubbed
his ear as though something had bitten
1T,
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Scientific EsuE9SC.

"Aleck" attended church last Sabbath,
where they have scientific tquanctte) singing
and was surprised at the difference between
scientific singing and thai which he had
been accustomed to in the backwooas. Ike
booueht me srecimenof the style, which
he copied from the original
Waw lsaw, swa daw aw raw,
Thaw saw ihaw law aw waw;
Waw-kaw taw thaw raw vaw yah Draw,
Aw thaw raw jaw saw aws.
Which, rendered into English, reads as
follows:
Welcome, sweet day Of rest,
That saw tho Lord arise;
Welcome to this reyiving breast,
And these rejoicing eyes.
"Aleck" says that ia the country they
are green enough to think it necessary for
good singing that the words Of the hymn
should be sung. How very vcrdant
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A DOCTOR was summoned to cottage a
HAYWOOD, in England, and found boy il
need Of his services.
SHOW your tongue" said the doctor.
The boy started like an owl
My good boy let me see your tongue,
repeated the doctor.
Talk English DOCTOR" said the mother,
and then turning to her son, and said:
,"Honen thy gobbler, and push out thy
loliker."
The mouth flew open, and the doctor was
terribly taken in. "
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Accounts Of the progress Of operations in p
the construction OF the Russo American
telegraph via Behring's Straitsstate that the Z
line is well advanced on both the American
and Asiatic sides of the Pacific Ocean, and
soundings which have been made in the
lay the submarine cable. Russian officials
are giving every possible assistance, and J,
Col Bulkley is sanguine of the early COM
pletion photographic iccommuuication by this
route between New York and al iinportapss
points in Europe and Asia, y.
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ThREE young, eonc6itcd wits, as they
near Oxford. met grave old gentleman. d
with whom they had mind to be rudely Z
merry: n
Good morrow, father Abrahaul," " said \
enc. f ~eaa n gsis6I g@i raao
Good morrow, father Isaac, said tho /
next.
Good n norrow, father Jacob, said the Il,
last. tat
Tam neither Abraham, Isaac nor ia
cob, = replied the old gentleman, but Saul, st
the son Of Kish, who went out to seek his' "
fathers, asses, and 10! here are three Of .3 +,
them =
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.INSEPE SHARON.

TtEOTs% E9r A. II La w 4,
Cadiz, OHIO.
Ts-Strict attention to all business en-
trusted him i'll Harrison, Jefferson Belmont
and TuscartwaS Counties.
Office in the brick building, opposite the
"Cadiz louise" Jan. %, 80.
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Lest Sheen.

A preacher of the Methodist church was
travelling in one Of the back settlements and,
stopped at cabin, where an old lady re-
ceiyed him very kindly. After setting ,to-
visions before him, she began to question
him. yit5 e@i1 sIat's.
stranger, where monght you be from?"
Madam, | reside in Shelby county KY"
wall, stranger, hope no offence, Tut
what mought you be dcin way up here p
: II am searching for the lost sheep of the
tribe of Israel. a ra ts h NJ.
John, Johnl" shouted the old lady, ID
come rite here this mint, here stranger
all the way from Shelby county. Ky.yG az
hunting stock, and iii just bet my lie that .
tangled haired old black ram that s been in
our lot all the week is, one, of his n" Il
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TIE SEASON OF LENT Archbishop Spai-
ding, Of the Baltimore Roman Catholic Do
cese, has issued the regulations to be observ-
| by the faithful during the season of Ient,s
which commences on the 18th inst, and
continues forty days. All Who have, COM,
petod their twenty first year are, unless
lcGitimately dispensed, bound to observe the
| feast They are to make only one meala
day, excepting Sundays, and the meal all6wgs
ed on fast days is not to be taken until ahouts
noon. A small refreshment, commonly
called collation., is allowed in the evening,
but no general rule as to the quannity of
food permittedat this time is or can be made. z
The quality Of food allowed at collation. is o
bread, butter, cheese, all kinds of fruit, sail I
ads, vegetables and flesh, whilst milk and +,
eggs are prohibited. General usage has
made it lawful to drink in the morning
some warm liquid, as tea coffee or thin
chocolate, made with water The following
reasons are exempted from fasting: Young
persons under twenty one years of age, the
sick, nursing women those who are obliged
to DO hard labor, and all who, through
wekness without great prejudice to their =
health cannot fast
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I'd. EETNEsNGEAET.

a a z o II nS Il Y a Z Il 4 w,
Gt&t<}Ez, Ohio.
WILL give prompt attention to all legal
business entrusted TO his care iii Harrison
and adjoining counties.
OFFlcE-Up stairs, in Georges Corner
Entrance on Main street,
March Is, 1865.
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kGyer ersEsfgpg.

A few years ago man in Hartford wa
keeping modest shoe store in State street
and in the old fashioned way would proba
bly, have got along, and made fair living
A day or two ago, one of the Hartford pa
pers published list Of real estate purchas
ed within few weeks by this shoe dealer,
the purchase money amounting in the ag
grcgate to over $4,000. We know from
items Of his previous purchases, that he
was Il real estate owner te a large amount.
Flow has he made his fortune? Advcrtis.
ing! That is the whole secret He has
advertised far and wide, advertised by the
column. and by his own or borrowed brains,
he made his advertisements so readable
that very often they were the most meritor-
ious literary productions in the papers He
has kept his name before tie people, the
people have bought his goods, and he is
now wealthy man. We have a similar
example III different line Of trade IN this
city. \ gentlemen who is still young man
came here with lew hundred dollars, and
opened store lG by Is feet, but brought
with him what was more valuable, thorough
of bis business, and Of the val
ne ct advertising. He now lives in one Of
the finest houses in the city, owns largely
IN real estate, is sound for VIC don't know
bow many thousands, audi still enlarging
his business and carrying 1t on with an en-
erry and success which cannot fail to place
him h Oh on the roll Of the income tax list.
True, his advertising expenses for the past
year were some $4,000 but no one can visit
his establishment without :scoing that it
pays. -Ac0 HorcH REyI%tcr
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AT Biughampton, revivalist, locking
for recruits, found large African, and ask
ed him: Have you found the Lord?"
Answer Golly, master, is de Lord lost?"
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"Are these pure canaries ?' asked gem
tIemau Of bird dealer with whom he was
neg0tiatinr for a gift to his fair y s'Yes,
sir, said the dealer, confdentially, II rais-
"! them ere birds from canary seed
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PHILIP DONAHUE,

"A TTORN TIY It l. a " ,
Codiz, Ohio.
OFrrcr-On Market Street, over McCon-
aell's Grocery. Entrance between Hanna s
and McConnell's.
Cadiz Ohio, June4, 1865.