Des Arc citizen., 1866-05-12
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

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 a X WOMAN THAr's HARD TO PLEAsE.--Shc does not like n man that's tall n man sthat's short is worse than all. She much all,ors aman that's fat ;a man that's lean is worse than that. A young nian IS constant pest; snn old old one, would hor ro0la infcst. | Nor does she like man that's fair . Imnn tlrmt's dark she cannot bear. X man of scnce she rannot rule sand yet she, could not Udd fool.a 4 sober man she will not tako; q druukeu man her heart would break. All these she does most sincerely hate and yet she likes the married state. !,
 A hungry Irishmnn not long since in London imistakng barber shop for m. eatjng house, bolted in, and begged to he served The bar Der, supposing, from the length of his beard, That he wished to be shaved, knocked up asi basin of sllds, and, pacing it before him, with a washbal init went to get the razgr. al l'aE E without wating for grace, sipcd up the spds and swallowed the wash ball ahd, on tic bar bers returning with the razor, coolfy observed s'There is no occasiom for knife honoy your soup is very gcodbat your Gtnrnip was not quite boiled enough. ," iSo paying 4is money, 4 he badc thcastonishcd barber adicd. N IA Paris blacksmith has invented new system of shocing horses lnstead of the sbyG being placed on tie hoof and burning it's own resting place, tho outside of the hoOf is cut away around the foot to he depth of m inch; hislVQves ledge, into which tlic shoe fits, md isthen flush with the frog, which just touches the ground, instead of being. raised, as of old by the shoe. The advantages of this arc that the foot Is little pared, and instead of n heavy shoe the animal is shod in what ato littlenore thur racing plates The advahta-,- gcsclaimcd by the inventor are, that the horseIs never slips, that the shoe allows the foot to expand naturally, and thht it lasts as long aiitt is as as cheap as the old plan.p ''asa @pa ( TVS , -- There is n new report about the second volume of Napolcons life of Cesar; 2; The London Athenscum believes tliut 1t may ibe exl pcctedin tlelatter part of the present month. IL willbe devoted 10 the history of Gtcsar 'ss. wars in Gaul, which is understood to have been fN' many years fayoritc subject with the Emperor, and it will be rendered. more valuable by the extensive excavations md explorations of nll kinds which have been matlc on the sites of C@sars exploits, by or-s, der of the Emperor saN1sss K " s.6aa ssiS
 Coon ADVICE 10 ADvEnrtsx We adopt the following Suggestive and practical alvics to buisncss men, making only A slight vara- tion at,its close; Advertise what you have to sell advertise whcrcitis for yale; ;ad dvertischow you can sell it--ithat it isl your buisness' to sell it--that you will sell it clcap: advertise yonr wantsgi advertise fl you have lost or found anything advertise and Do rich; ndvcr-s < tise ANY Iiowin tho CITIZEN, and you will never regret it. 5l'9F t9saa ssisz 1l
 A CoxscieNcE-STn,cKex THIEr.-Thirty thrcc years since q man had his pocket picked in utica N Y., of S2C) Iii 1Si6 hc received an anonymous letter inclosing $ 100. In 186a hc received the second note inclosing $l0 '.from ono who had wrongcd him out af it. Three weeks since he received the third note inclosing $l50, and asking forgiveness for thethicf 4ss Q sfisrs51 hhd
 GfHMAS wfsgs-Thc Philadelphia Gaxcttei assures it's readers tliat sofac ur the German wines are as sour as vinegar and as rough slas aile. Itisfemarkcd of the wines of Stnttgard (says this authority) that one is like cat scampering down your throat head -fofcmosf, and another is like drawing tho same cat back by thctait. ilN sH aai fi5il3 " sla -Thd Courihoase,I witl Tie records of the county, of Lafayette cUunty Ala, was | burned on SaturslAy lastd There being U large number of indictments for criminal of- fence on the dOckets, it was supposed that the alleged criminals caused if to be set on fire for the purpose of destroying tie fecQrds. s - lady had favorte lap dog wii.c'G she called Perchancc ssWhcre did you find that names" some body asked. xsOh, from Byron's dog; you remember where lie says :is ''Perchancc, my dog, will how'll .a,as;s.z
 --.-.Pap, planted some potatecs in our garden, " said smart youth to his father, and sswhat do yon think came nps" .sWhypotatocs of course. ..No,. sirec! There caiic lip |. drove ofhogs and ate them all. .'''- s'i's V y7S
 TnE NEw lfoors.-.An editor, in desribing the fashion of inc female cosidncs, as lie saw them, says '.I observe that the prevailing style of garters is blue.', The late style of hoops iswhat enable him to made the obscr- yation. .S
 --Thad. Stephens sardonic smile is said to be whisky strait. He invariably, however, adds . little s.bitterw." es