Weekly Trinity journal., 1866-03-17
NUMBER 10.
From the Toledo Blade.l
Nasty Suggests n Plan for the UrhuiId-
ing of the Democracy.
CoNFEDRIT Y ROADS, (wich is in the
Siait of KantnckNA Iannar, " 1Sf

CoNFEDRIT Y ROADS, (wich is in the
Stait Of Kentucky, January z, 1866.
Halleloogy halleloogy haeloogy see Il
lite 1t beams onto me It penetraies me 1t
fills me ! Coy to the world
hey disklvered the cause ny the decline uy
the Democrisy. l seed it Yesterday. | WIZ
wandern on the neghborhood hills. a musin on
to the depravity NV humanity ez exemplifed in
the person NV the grocery keeper at the Corners,
who unanmusly refoosed to give me further cred
it for whisky wich is the article they yoose
in this country to pizen themselves with! Heas
scored me that he he'd the utmost regard for my
many virtues. but he diskivered that the one he
priced the most hedn t many NY, to wit =
that of payin for my liker. Therefore the
count might be considered closed. Then. for the
fust time in my life, bleeyed in total depravity.
While musin in melankoly mood on this dark
cloud which fell across my pathway and the fall
the Dimocratic party, came onto party uv
men borin for lie. Then the trooth flashed
me-their operations showed me the way to sue
cess-the shoor path to triumph.
"When, said to myself, - when men seek
gain they bore for it They go odown-neverup.
Even SO with the Dimocrisy. We dug down
ward downward downward through all the
strata nv society. We went through the grocer
ies-the next stratum the most ignorant NV
/ the furners-then struck the poor whites Nv
the South, then below them the heft Nv the peo-
Pile uv Moo Gersey-then Southern Illinois and
Indiana, then Pike county, Missouri, and so on
We never went upwards for converts, cause 1t
WASH t no use-when man wanted to Jine us he
alluz he'd to come down. We got lots NV converts
There was a regular sliding scale which the
heft Nv Democrats who wusn't born in the party
hev slid down, to wit:
Quarter dollar smiles.
| Is cent nips.
| 10 cent drinks.
| cent sucks.
| fiat flask conceded.
/ bottle openly
Democrisy
We lost our hold for two reasons First the
poor likker we hev now kills off voters too
fast, and the tax on whisky forced twe-thrds of
of our people to quit suckn, and ez soon ez they
begin to git on their feet they jned the Aboli-
tionists. Secondly, our leaders supposed there
wuz no lower stratum to dig into, and they gave
up in disgust
But hey dskirered that lower stratum hev
| found it, and when the idea flashed over my Web
sterian intelleck shouted Halleloogy The mig
ger is the lower stratum, and eff we bore down
10 it and work it thoroughly, we hev at least
twenty years lease Nv power.
We must cultivate the niger. He must hev
the suffrage lit s-a- burnin shame that in the
nineteenth Gentry, in the full blaze nv intelli-
gence living under Declarashun which de-
clares all men g free and ekal, that large bo-
lege NV bein taken up to the poles and voted
Is not the Afrikin man Is he not taxed ez
we are, and most of the Dimocrisy, for many of
them own property Is he not amendable to the
laws even ez we is? Then why, ! trumphantly
ask, is lie not entitled to vote? All why
indeed
ssBut this is Ablishnism ?" methnks hear an
obtoose Dimocrisy observe in horror and why
give them votes who will use en- agin us ?''-
nv gentle friend, will they use their ballot agn
us? Eff know myself, think not. Kin they
read? Kin they write? Amt the bulk OF them
rather degraded and low than otherwise? Me-
thinks. Amt that the kind Of stok we want, and
the kind which has alluz set US up? Readin has
alluz been agin us-every skool master is an en-
CINE of Ablishnism-every noosepaper is cnss.
General Wise, of Virginia, when he thanked God
there wuzn't a noosepaper in his deestrick had
reason to, for do 700 spoze a readin constitooen-
| cy wood have ever kept such blatherskite ez
him in Congress. year after year?
| Then agin, the Constooshnal Amendment will
pass, givin representation to voters alone. The
Democratic States viii have more members NV
Kongress, ana more elecktral votes than alore the
war, and them States depend on.
But my skeem is still more comprehensive
Them nggers amt needed in the South. Well
send 'em North. A few thousand will overbal-
ance the Ablishun majority in Moo Gersey fifty
thousand Will bring Ohio back 10 the fold the
vany, and the country is saved-we viii be able
to elect the President. Thus the pit the Ablish-
mist dug for us he II fall into h;ssef-the club he
cut for US will break his own head.
Honey hez kun out Of the carcass, good hez
preceded from Nazareth. Theniggcr now smells
sweeter to me than mite bloomin Serious-he is
more preshus to me than gold or silver or presh
stones. He is the way and shel walk in it.
He shell lift me in Post orls. We must give
n he of q
brother ?-not only the suffrage. but he must hev
land. and the DemocriSv must give it to him. |
want Garrit Davis to instantly inieEdoose sec
tion ny land pair NV mules and cook stove,
and each female afrilln brother two farm calico
dresses and a red bunnet. | want him to adfo-
cate the bill in q speech not more than two
hours, so that il will stand some chance nv pass
in. On second thought guess some other man
he'd better interdoose the bill. as the Sennit nez
got into sich habit votin down everything
he PROPOSES that they d slather this without con-
siderin it, on jineral principles
Then we've got 'em. Work ez hard ez taey
NAV at it. it'll take twenty years afore the Ao-
lishnists kan edjukate en- up to the standard nv
rotin their tickit and even that time won't it,
;f We kin rit the tax taken off NV whisky so that
~ Kin afford to use it in the happy days Of yore.
Covously went home to lay the foundashun.
nv the new temple of Dimocrisy- | slept that
mite atween two niggers. and hev bin shakin
hands and enquirln after the helth Nv the faml-
lies NV all have met. It's rather hard for an
orthodox Democrat-sech sudden shifts is ruther
wrenchn on the Conscience, but what ur that p
The Demicrat who hez follered the party closely
for thirty years ought not to baIk at sch triAin
change this, pertiklerly when it promises sich
glorious results.
There's light about to gleenl.
There's fount about to stgeem
Wait little lonCerl
PETROLEUM Y. NASBY.
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