The weekly Ottumwa courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1857-1872, 1866-01-04
Mr.. Nasty DR. 'am, a Dream.
nj HE EMraRATEs 10 MEXICO.
From theIToledo Blade.

rens OF the 1ucher In mySleap, shall be-
KUN a I'd Sante Jon. IF so,, L maik nc
dout my revlashuns will be Nv remark
abull startlin charactnr.
! Methowt the Ablishnists had ass1lrtet
the power we diskivered they possest, aftel
the lait elecshuns, and hal gon the bol,
niggnr. Tha had forced the South into tn,
huniliashun Nv aiiowin niggers to testefi
and in the Northurn stats had Civ EN- th,
slssaGtRs. .fFap1bihso ys; 5sSa never consen
to be carride up to tie rfals alongside u,
"a niggur-uv coars NJ 'bemocratick offs
seakers wod hoonaia1, him or herself
treetin "a riggur afor. a eiecslilinnft 'beir
a artickle Nv fathe with MS never to drink
with niggur onless he pays fur it. Zis
Tharefour, bein helpless ami resoivin IL
never submit, the heft NV the Democrasy
determined to emegrait in body tn some
, land WHARF, the Anglo -Sacksun Good rooi,
WHARF, thare wuz M mixtur Of the dis
gustin Afrikun. Mexico was the country
choozen, and methowt the entir .partv. in
one solid colum nv mass, marcht down
Our deparchnr ovashun. The pee!
pul on our rout wtlz all dresst in white g,
.toelSerl Of joy, and from evarv house
hing splended bannurs with inscriptions
onto EN-. sich ez. ~" ET"1 "F.t H .af'
Now Is our hen-roosts saSe!'@ wH E,as
'Caniday on its wa tn Mexicoi' wsi~To
Poor Mexico, we hewail thy fate !'-w o.
Our march resembeld very much that NV
the chidrin of Israul. Our nozes wuz the
PLIERS Of fire bv mite, and our breth the
piller of smoak by dav. .''.n- @ons+n
On our arrival to Mexico. the natives ot
that country, struck probably with awe at
the majestic and flamin expreshun NV our
countenances, hastily gathurd up thare lin
nen, and silver spoons, and hossns, and
si,h, and retreeted to the mountins. 1t
wnz a komplimant to us that them that
had mt ennything renamed. .5"- a'H e.jg
Finally we reached plano where we,
the modurn childrin Of Isreul desided tn
RENAME. and nv coars. the first think to do
wuz to form Il Guvemant. " d. G.'a a. rag.
Methowt FernaHdy Wood nv Nu York.
wnz chozen viva voce, as President. and
he stept forerd tn hav the oath administer
ed to him, which wuz ? be dun by the old
est justis of the pese NV the late sstait of
MO Gersay, which hoz committed sooiside.
Here a new trouble ensood-there wuzn't
bibel tn be found i'm the hole encamp-
ment. The dinikulty WIZ got over by a
Nh York alderman fyellin out, Never
mind the oath--What's the yuse NV any
oath he takes?v. So he was declared pres
idoy,t ta--s-s-----s.---.,
Prest Wool then pr.,aeded 10 organize.
He requested .sicb "a had held commish-
step forerd three PAGES Gems. MicKrefTati,.
Buel, Fitzjohn Porter & Slocum slept for
erd, and with EN- some 1000, a part of whom
he'd held quartermasters commishuns, and
whose accounts ..|"'" ''s'
~ Jest afore the battle, mother
didn't balance, but which allez did iist
after, and others who he'd bin dismist for
bein in the rear, when their sooperiors de-
sired to see EN- in the front, and who oon-
sekently considered it a d--d Ablishun
war, witch they didn't approve nv, no how.
Then hevin ascertained the material for
ofIirerin his army he axed all them who
he'd bin in the servic Ell privates to step
axed the first one where he enlisted, who
answered as follows: a..-.- ..t
At Nh York, April 12. 1864, bounty
$1,000; and at Philadelphia, April II. 1854
bounty S700;r and at Pittsburg, April 16
1864. bounty $500; and at Cincinnati. Apri
10, 1864, bounty S400; and at.
!" Enough" said Fernandy, and glancir
Il
NV the same style and expreshun, he xed
no more nv EN- any questions. ...........s
| Remarkin that it WIZ we'll enough to es
tahlish a church, he desired all who were
ministers nv the Gospel to step forerd.t q
slept out and desired toexplain. Tha cood
not say that they were inst now i'm full
connection with any church. They had
bin, hut their unkonstitushunal .Ablishir
Synods and konfurencs he'd accoSed en-
nv Irregularities i'm iirss tradin, and various
other Irregularities and suspended EN- anC
silunced EN- and SIGH bek avs tina wuz dem
The president shrugged his shoulders
and asked all hoo Good redo To step forerd
Abowt wun lisf anserd, and then he re-
questid sich NV this number ez Good ht
pervaied upon to accept a small offs, anc
hoo believed themselves fit, to step out agin
and to mi 1nutterabul horror and conster
nation, every one but five slept out. g;
brisk ez the brezes that skip ore the foms
crestic bliers of a angnrd see. Immejitit
iy there wuz an uprore. Them ez coodent
rede swOre vociferusly that thare wuz'n n,
nothin fare abowt that arrangement. Tha
never noed that a man wuz obliged to bs
abul to rede to hold oftis in the democrati,
party, and thade never stand that, and ths
all slept oat. ...s, .....
Finally ii wuz desided that a eleckshur
shood be held at sum fucher time
The next step wuz to divide mp into sun
employments. The Presidunt reauestit
them ez perferred to folleY mekanikle en-
ployments to step out. Sum thurtv sad
vansed. Them as perfered farmin: About
fifty slept oul. Them as expected to rur
small groceries sa'TH 70
Thare wrs sound liz the rush NV nIeny
waters. Ninety-ate per sent. NV awl-
ceptin the offisers and prechers-sprung tt
the frunt, but whentha saw tlare strengths
thare fases turnd white. "Good Lord, =
WHISPERED tina, 1--WE CART make livin ou
nv the reinanen too per sent, and the offfs
ers and prechers !" IS sies ssra ~aa
The mass then demarrfed divistun NV
the property, that all mite start alike, but
upon takin a inventory it was found not
wuth while to bother about divishum.
b Then tina CO immersed murmern, and sec
wun to anuther; =" Oh, for the flesh pot,
nv Egypt tnst we left. ."tl"I Good at hom,
liv OFT my ablishn nabers." "Thare wa,