Weekly Trinity journal., 1866-07-21
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Mr.. Nasty Presides at . Church Trial
CoNrpERIr ROADS, (Which is in the Staff |
nv KentuckyA June O. 1866

Mr. Nasty Pr@sides at . Church Trial.
CosrpERIr ROADS, (Which $ the Staff IL
kentuckyD June Q, 1856
They had ruction in the church at the Cor
ners Yesterday, witch bid fair to result in a rendin
of the walls NV our Zion, and the tearin down
NV the temple we hev reared with SO much care
and have guarded with so much soissitood.-
When say we, mean the members thereof,
ez the church wuz reorganized sence the war by
returned Confedrit soljers and SIGH DimOkrats ez
remained at home nootral but in asmuch ez
am the only reglerly ordained Dimokratic paster
in these parts, ginerly conduct the services, and
hentz hev insensby fell into habit NV speaking
NV the church ez :. my" church, and feel all the
solissitood for its spirtooal and temporal welfare
that Good eff ! wuz regerlaIly ordained ez ITS
paster, witch | expect to be eft fail In getting
that post offs at the Corners wich is now held
by Ablishnist NV the darkest dye, wich Presl-
dent johnson, with n stubborness Can account
for, persistently refooses to remove.
The suthin like this
| Deekin Pogram charged by Elder Slather
with hevin, in broad daylite, with no attempt at
concealment, drunk with q Niger and free
niger at that, in Bascom's grocery, and to prove
the charge Deekin Slather called Pennibacker.
The Deekin was put onto the stand, and testi-
| fed ez follows:
Wuz in Bascom's grocery playin seven up
! for the drinks with Deekn Slather. He'd just
beet the Deekn one game and four on the Sec
ond and held high, low and jack, and wuz mod
Gritty certain of goin out, particery ez the Dee
kin didn't beg. Wnz hevin little discussion
with him-the Deekin insistn that it wuz the
best three in We instead The best two in three,
ez though a man Good efford to play five games
between drinks. The ijees preposterous and UNI
heard of, and Their ain no precedent for any SIGN
course. We setlin the dispoot in regler or
thodox stvle-he he'd his fingers twisted in my
Northumberland and ! held stick Nv stove
/ I'D
position we wuz transfxt with horror at seem
Deekin Pogram enter arm in rHwith Niger,
and
Court-Arm in arm, did YOU say, Brother PEN
nibacker?
Enthusiastically.
The Court.-The scribe will make minnt NV
this. Go on.
Witness.-They cum in together, ez Isaid, arm
in arm walked up to the bar and drank together.
BY the Court.-Did they drink together?
Witness.-They ondeniaby did.
BY Myself.-The Court desires to know what
partikeler flood they absorbed.
Witness.-Can't say-spOse it was Bascom
new whisky-thats all he's got ez the Court very
well knows.
BY Myself-The Sexton will go at once to Bas-
com S and procoor the dentcle bottle from which
this wretchid man, who stands charged with thus
lowerin hisself, drunk, and bring it hther. The
Court desires to know for herself whether it
really whisky The pint is an important one for
! the Court to know.
A wicked boy remarked that the pint would
be better understood by the Court eff it wuz
quart. The bottle, wuz, however, brought, and
the Court, witch is me, satisfied that it wuz
really and trooly whisky. Ez the refreshing
food irrigated my parched throat, ! wished
that trials based upon that bottle could be per-
pctooal.
understood the proved, and asked Bro.
Pogram what palation he he'd to offer. set
before
ed him that he by this course sappin the
very foundashun NV the Church and the Dmi-
kratic party. Watts the use, I askt, NV my
preechin agin niger equality, long ez my
Deekins practis it? told him that Ham wuz
Gust by Noer, and wuz condemned to be a SER
want unto his brethren-that he wuz an inferior
race, that the Dmocrisy built upon that
idea, and that association with him in any shape
that indicated equality, wuz either putin them
up to our standard or lowerin ourselves to theirn
in either the result wuz fatal implored
Bro. Pugram TO make a clean breast NV it con-
fess his sin and humbly receive such punishment
ez should Ne awarded him, and go and sin
more. ''Speak up Bro. Pogram," seq /, pater-
naly, and yet severely.
Bro. Pogram, to my unspeekable relief, for he
is the wealthiest member Nv the congregashun
and one we darsnt expel, replied
That he did drink with the Niger, and what
wuz more, he wuz justified in doin it, for the
niger paid for the whisky.
But shoory, remarked it wasn't necessary
to your purpose to come in with the niger
in arm, attitood which implies familiarity eff
not atfeckshun.
The Prisoner.-The niger and he'd bin pitch
in coppers for drinks, and |, possessin the most
akootns, won. took the niger by the arm,
fearin that ef let 60 NV him he d dodge me and
not pay. They are slippery.
Overjoyed, I clasped him round the neck, and
to wunst dismist the charge as unfounded and
frivolous.
"My brethren" seq I, "thc action of Bro
Pogram is not only justifable, but is commenda-
BILE and worthy of mtashun. Ham wuz Gust by
Noer and condemned by him to serve his breth-
rem. The niger is the descendant Of Ham and
we are the descendants NV the brethren, and eff
Noer he'd a clear rite to cuss one of his sons and
sell him out to the balance the boys for all
time we hev ded wood the Niger for it is
clear that he wuz made to labor for us and min
lister to our, wants. So it wuz, my brethren I'M
Ill Ape who he'd power interfered and delivered
him out our hand. Wat shell we do? Wat
shell we do? Wat we cannot do by force we must
do by inanceern. We cant any longer compel
the niger to furnish US the means and therefore
in order to fulfill the scrpter, we are justified in
accomplishing by our sooperior skill wat We used
to do with whips and dorgs. Their wuz no con-
fession wv equality-no degredashun, but contra
riwise, the spectacle Nv Bro Pogram's marchin
into Bascom' 5 with that niger wuz sublime
specialize and one well calculated to cheer tbe
heart Nv the troo Dimmekrat. He he'd vanquish-
ed him in an encounter where skiV wuz required,
thus demonstratin the sooperority Nv the Anglo
Saxon mind-he led him captive and made NV
him spoil.
" Wood, o wood that we all he'd niger to
play with for drinks The case is dismissed. the
costs to be paid by the complainant"
The walls Nv our Zion is stronger than ever
This trial, ez it resulted, is new and strong
abutment-a tall and strong tower.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
Lait Pastor NV the Church NV the Moo Dispense
shun.
| FEMALE SoLDIER.-In disintering the FEEDER
al dead who fell In the hattle Of Pasana paa. A.