The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1866-11-08

THE LATEgT CUA1o1 /.
lowing 10 list Of curiositiee Soa9e4 -
great trouble and expense - - go
institutions making coalsetioas = -
cles connected with the o1see ranollH y
The hooks by which Csnosn
hung upon the verge ofths dsvssn
A pardoning machine, inyeAseo =
Washington velocity, 90 revde1 =
minute.
The pronoun ~" set In . mA0aan-
cont case.
A patent scale used to grade - -
posed "humiliation" Of the osuG-oe
longer In use. l
List Of offices filled by II" hseese =
dropped into his present ons-see
erous for our columns.
A link of the chain put upon 10 -
man who supposed that the 1ses
was but the representative II - Dssee
An ear of . man who never hsAs6 =
the Alderman Of . village.
A marble slab to b crscted ovoe - Z
defunct Congress Of the Uniesa
also plan ofthe ,nonazasne: 'isawss =
ed In memory of ~, tody. -.
country from th.. iiiss11 49, 80. -. -
---..... -..xa As As As -.
merce Of England have msds
richest country on the globe. Her cnn-
meFce II conseQssncs u her nAann0D-
lures, which hsvo ~lse sSpell>n fhA ~naAss
Of farming landa TO . proportion uasar.
passed by those Of any other naeSea.
New England. with . sterile soel -
unfavorable climate, although boaselng
some Of the finest farms In the country.
owes her remarkable prosparity = -
manufactures and the trade and soon-
mcrce which they foster and s01onsD.
The middle States also sustain their ~
portance by this source Of wealth, rskAse
than by agricultural productions D1e
this interest Is vastly improved In volos
by the establishment Of manufhCeos9n.
It il estimated that when the agfica1o1-
raj capital Of England was e, ,sil ,oo0. 80
and the investment In manufhCoauD
e2ls, 900, 900, the profits Of the fbsussr
were only l3 per esnt., while the la1sss
produced TO per cent. In her name
facturcs, therefore, must we look for tho
main source Of England's wealth.
Scientific american.
Why IL nibbled cheese like concluded
treaties: Because u has been rati1ed7
When Is literary work like sm0ke?--
When 1t comes in volumes.
The coat Of horse 10 gift Of nature.
the coat of all ass IL often the work Of
tailor.
A Yankee witness In court described
a hog as having no ear marks excspt
very short tail. MI
Prentice says m Irish cotemporasy
speaks of family that were poisoned.
and after vomiting themselves 10
DEATH" recovered.
Dear me, how fiuidly he talks! !" sAid
| Mrs. Partington, feycntiy Ia \ temper
ance meeting. II am always rejolcsd
when he mounts the nossril, for his
eloquence warns In every cartridge Of
my body"
| The Washington Star says the gift of
invisibiiity was formerly believed b be
procurablc by means of fern-seed; but
no peculiar power of rendering people
invisible resides specially in the seed of
fern. Put on any seedy suit Of clothes.
and walk about In tlys streets. You will
very soon find that your acquaintance
will pass you without seeing you.
!
A CHAIN OF TRUTHs.-Rarely has %
golden clrain Of vcritics been linked
together in one short paragraph - tho
following by President Quincy: ''The
great comprehensive truths written In
letters Of living light on every page Of
history are these: Human Happiness
has no perfect security but heedom; fres-
dom none but virtue; virtue none but
knowledge; and neither freedom nor
virtue has any vigor or immortal hOpo
except in the principles Of the Christian
faith and In the sanctions Of the Chrts-
tian religion"
WEEPING BY STEAM.-A singular
discovery has just been made In Milan.
In one OF the fauberges OF that city W.
statute OFFS Madeline, which, from
| time immemOrial, miFaculOusly poured
its tears on infidels and heretics. Al1ee
! tho s,1ccesa ~ the Italian rOvOlmHann =