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Smyrna times., 1866-10-24
SMYRNA
ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL
AGA I'D e MI L.

Ins r fAHIerm VIII cOtntnence
ONMONDAY, AUGUST 9th
PREPARATORY DEPARTMENT,
INTERMEDIATE DEPARTMENT,
ACADEMICAL DEPARTMENT.
No ertncharge for Vocal Music.
Both seas taught Bookkeeping.
Psrtieulr attention given to Composition and
Psnmanslp.
In addion TO other great advantages, persons re-
siding nhs adjoining counties Of Maryland, and in
Smyrna nd it's vicinity. can have an immediate
oversight 1f their children.
F.M. CHATHAM, Principal
Au9 Miss C. MOORE, Assistant.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

Pierce, Mitchell & Pierce contin-
NC to sell better and cheaper goods
than can be found elsewhere in
Howard county. In the line of
boots and shoes they are ahead Of
all competition, and warrant their
stock equal in all respects to the
best shop made. In hats, caps and
ready-made clothing, their stock is
complete and will be sold at great
bargains. In dry goods and grocer
les as usual they are not behind the
market in either quality ofgoods or
in low prices. Their terms are ready
pay or no sale - ~ 43tf
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

Mr.. Henry Rublc Of North Nc
Grcgor has sold this year in the
neighborhood of one hundred and
fifty Massilon, Ohio, Threshing Ma
chimes. There arc besides him at
least four or five other dealers rep
rcsenting northern Iowa, each of
whom have sold quite largely. When
the people # the east understand
that, with al the machines hereto
fore in the couutry with these addi-
tions, the number is still inadequate
to the demand, they will be enabled
to judge somewhat of the magnitude
and extent of the grain crop of the
West.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
soldiers Union Cow entiOn.

We, the undersigned soldiers,
would respectfully invite the soldiers
and Conservative Union men of the
several towns in Howard county to
unite in sending delegates to Sol
diers Mass Convention to be held
in New Oregon Saturday September
29th 1866 at | o'clock p. NJ. to
put in nomination soldiers ticket
to be supported by the Soldiers and
Conservative Union men of the
county at the ensuing election. Be-
lieving that those who were 'forc-
most in the fray" are entitled to as
much consideration as those that
are "Soldiers in PEACE, and Citi-
zcns in War;" we invite the ac-
tive cooperation of our comrads in
arms, and of all Union Men who
support the Conservative Union
State Ticket nominated in this
state for state Offices.
D b Everingham,
j W Maynard,
IT Donahugh,
Walter Schofeld,
J. d Pierce,
Charles Craghill,
Peter Haaf,
\ " Patterson,
Simon Hughes,
A. w. Taft,
TT Powell,
And many other soldiers.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
KNOW THY DEsTlAY!

MADAME f. +. TuoRNToN, the great
English Astrologist, Clairyoyant end Psy
chometrician, who has astonished the scien-
tific classes of the Old World, has now lc-
Gated herself at Hudson, N. Y. Madame
Thornton possesses such wonderful powers
of second sight las to enable her to impart
knowledge Of the greatest Importance to
the single or married of either sex. While
in state of trance, she delineatcs the very
features Of the person you are to marry,
and by the aid of an instrument Of intense
power, known us the Psycholnotropc, guar
entces to produce a life-likc picture Of the
future husband or wife OF the applicant, to-
gether with date of marriage, position i'll
life, leading traits Of character, &c. THIS
is no humbug, az thousands of testimonials
can assert. She will send, when desired u
certified certificate, or written guarantee,
that the picture is what it purports to be.
BY enclosing small lock Of hair, and
stating place of birth, age, disposition and
complexion and enclosing 50 cents and
stamped envelope addressed to yourself,
you will receive the picture and desired in
formation by return mail. All commune
cations sacredly confidential. Address in
confidence, MADAME f. +. THORNTON, p.
! D. Box 223, Hudson, MY "ss ~.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

The temperance movement is stead
lily progressing in our midst. Last
Monday evening Judge Berry address
sod a meeting at Clemmer Hall,
respectable in numbers, and enthusi-
astic in spirit. On Monday evening
next another meeting of the same
character will be held at the same
place. The speaker for the occasion
Is not as yet announced.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
Democratic and COnServa-
tive County Convention.

The Democratic and Conservative electors
of Howard County are requested to meet in
delegate convention at Clemmcr's Hall in
New Oregon on Saturday September Doth
1866, at one o'clock p. NJ. of said day, to
put candidates in nomination for the various
county Offices in this county, at the ensuing
election. The ratio of representation will
be two delegates at large from each town,
and one for every ten votes cast for Thos
II. Benton for governor, and one for every
fraction of five votes.
Dated New Oregon Iowa September 9Th
1865.
W. j. HUNT, central
u. A. RUSSELL. } committee.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
FOR Sale,

py the subscriber in Paris Township,
- 100 acres Of land, 40 Of which is TIM
Der and the remainder prairie half of which
is well improved. Fz.~v
/ There is house, we'll, good stables
&c, Oh the premises.
For terms apply to John O'Donnell, or
at this office. n44ti
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

In company with some friends from
New York, we the Senior and Jun
Tor of this Office, } with our friend
Charley Schellenger, left town to go
in pursuit Of wild hens one day this
week. 1t is rare sport, full of fun
and profit, (chiedy fun,) which is
probably the reason SO many make
it q business.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
EDITORS PLAIN DEALER

Having just returned from the
Upper Iowa Annual Conference, of
the Methodist Episcopal Church,
held at DEBORAH Sept, 18th 1866;
/ present you few statistical facts.
The Conference passed off pleas
antly, Bishop Ames presi linz.
There are in this State 3 Confer
cnccs. 10 ministers-45, 715 MEM
bcrs, A., $40 children in Sabbath
schools. $4,000 have been rails ed
the past year for building churches
in the Upper Iowa Conference. =
One hundred years ago there were
only 2 ministers and 5 members of
the church in this country; now
there are Is, $50 ministers, and
1,972,770 church MISUNDERSTOOD
colleges and academies-3O peri
odical publications and 100000
people attending our ministry. ..
Our conference includes about one
quarter of this state and is composed
of six districts. =
give below list of appoint
ments for the Upper Iowa District.
Rev J. Gould Presiding Elder.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
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Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
THE LATEST SONGS
Published Jany LIST 1866

AoS $500
Mailed to any address free of postage.
Oh sing me the good old song =. 35c
We've drank from the same canteen, by
J. G. Clark 35c
Beautiful Wales, song by J Thomas 35c
Pm happy as the day is long SOC
Somebody's Darling 35c
Violcts under the snow, by H Tucker. 35c
Sweet be thy rcpose,SJ H Thomas 35cl
Song of the spoon, a new college song SOC
The Angel Guide by Favager SOC
When went counting Sallie, comic SOC
July withered rose ...8 $50
Mother, have heard sweet music 35c
Pleasant dreams of long ago 35c
Oh, say not Il woman heart is bought SOC
Kathleen Dear 4Oc
Before was married, Oh dear 35c
Well meet no more ut twilight hour 3Oc
Beautiful isle of the sea, j. r. Thomas 35c
Old don't care, by W. K. Basford Csc
Light of my soul, of thee I'm dreaming, 35c
Five clock in the morning 35c
Cleon and /, song by Harry Tucker, 3Oc
Come, Nellie dear I'm weeping, Tucker, SOC
Music on the waves, vocal Duet by
Glover 6Oc
No time like the old time 3Oc
Give the old man chance 30c
One bright moony night, comic, 35c
They all come home but mine SOC
Young man on the railway 35c
When Fenians fight for Freedom 35c
Down by the gate, by J. r. Thomas Acc
Rg-Parties ordering Music and over
paying for the same will receive their
change inclosed with the music, Or Music
will be selected as parties prefer. Z 9
All orders promptly attended to, and
any information cbeerfully given.
References.
Hon. GEO. w. PATTERSON, cx-Gover-
nor of New York, Westfield, New York.
r. r. COLEMAN, President Lake Shore
Bank, Dunkirk New York. ,.-,-ssr .....,
New York. City References.
WILLIAM A. PoND G. Co., WILLIAM Is.
BRADBURY; CARHART, NgEDHAM Co.; Siberia OFT,
Hugh Riddle, Esq, General supt. Erie X. T.;
Wheeler & Wilson.
sW-Addrcss orders, o. WILLARD, ~
Wholesale Piano Forte, Organ 4 Music Dealer,
No. 627, Broadway, New York.
N. Y. March 80, 1866.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

We see it announced that Judge
Noggle, and E. E. Cody with NJ.
V. Burdick are to address an abolit-
ION meeting at this place some time
Tomorrow.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

We made visit at Cresco this
week and were agreeably surprised
at the rapid progress of improve
lments going on there. Tho stone
block comprising the stores Of Stroth-
or 4 Kirkpatrick, Bradley Chaplin,
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

B. H. Edgerton and w. w. Hung
erford noted engineers and railroad
men, were in town on Thursday.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

The Porter House at Counover,
situated near the passenger depot,
Is one of the best houses on the line
Of any r. r. in the West, or East.
The proprietor is always happy when
he can do well by his patrons and
friends.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

Hon. D. w. Poindexter, passed
through town one day last week on
his way from Detroit Mich. to his
home at West Mitchell with a-wife.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
Whisn eass -VylsSsmes'ssi

DR.. L. 0. MoNTEz' CoRRoLLA, the great
est stimulator in the world, will force Whis-
kers or Mustaches to grow on the smoothest
face or chin; never known to fail; samples
for trial sent free to any one DESTROYS of
testing its merits. Address, REEVES &
Co., IS Nassau st., N. Y. ..t,.. ~
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

DR.. J. j. Clemmer, with two owned
by Mr.. Slice. will have the walls COM
pleted in about two weeks. Each
one will be 3Ox6O feet, two stories
high. Besides these Marshall &
Clouse have a wooden store building
nearly ready for occupation, of the
same size, also some gentlemen from
Lone Rock Wis. have fine wooden
store building nearly completed.
In addition to these there are several
other buildings of less pretensions,
completed, and in various stages of
completion. Mr.. Wallace we OBJ
serve is just finishing his new hotel
there.
We publish elsewhere this week
a letter to John Y, Clark soliciting
him to become an independent can
didato for the office of Prosecuting
attorney and his letter accepting
the invitation and announcing him
self as such candidate. OF Mr..
Hatch and his qualifications, we are
ignorant, and hence shall say moth
ing. OF the qualifications of Mr..
Clark for a prompt and efficient dis
charge of the duties of the office, we
have no doubt; and presume that the
people of our county without dis
tinction Of party, are equally we'll
satisfied of his fitness.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

The Republican county conven-
ton to-day nominated Aaron KIM
ball for Clerk of the District Court,
and VIM. H. Patterson for Record
or
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

Jones and Scott, of the !'sTemple
Of Music, McGregor Iowa, keep
themselves fully supplied with the
finest musical inrtrumcnts in, any
market, and at prices ranging with
the cheapest. We had the pleasure
Of looking over their stock a few
days since.
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
Town Caucus.

A cancus of, the electors of New
Oregon township will be held at the
office of Goodrich Il Mead in New
Oregon on Friday evening Sept.
%, 1866, to elect delegates to the
convention to be held at Clcmmcr's
Hall Oh the 10Th.
Sept 20, 1866. By order Of
town committee. .s
Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21
CASH paid for BUTTER at
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Weekly New Oregon plain dealer. (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1866-1867, 1866-09-21

New Oregon Sept. lst 1866.
. BY one of them.
The evening Argus., 1866-06-15

Receipts 2l5.
Sterling 60.
Freights.-N. Y. !.
Liverpool (.
Penney'a horse l cent. M
N. Y. Exchange ! premium.
GenT Alvareseo leads the Honduras insur-
gents, and Genl Cobone the government
troops. The recent action lasted "a hours
The government troops were defeated.
ST. LOUIS, june l4.-The steamber Mag
rolia was burned at the upper lsvee this
morning. Valued at about 500, ,O0O-insur-
cd for half this sum.
Buffalo, June l5.-Gen. Meade arrived
here last night and is at Gen. Barry's head
quarters this morning. About 200 left last
night Tor their homes, mostly in the west and
southwest. There are about 400 left in
town, but they will get off soon. The chal-
lenge of the fenian general Bvrns to Col,
Lowry, the British commandant at Fort Erie,
to fight him with an equal number of men
was piece Of ridiculous bombast The
English officer who received it tore the chal.
Ienge up and threw it on the ground for his
answer. Fenlanism in this locality is about
played out for the present.
BUFFALO, juno l5.-Gen'l Meade has just is-
sued order appointing Gen'l Barry to command
the whole frontier from Eric TO Plattsburg. He
has ordered all u. s. troops, except Que company
back to their stations. Gen1 Meade thinks no
further trouble is to be apprehended this quar-
ter. He leaves here tomorrow for Niagara falls
The evening Argus., 1866-06-15
BY TELEGRAPH
Reported for The DGily Argu..

Rsportsd for The Doiiy Argu.
New YoRK, June IA Montreal dispatch
says:
The order calling the volunteers back from the
border has been counte rma anded, owing to the in
troduction of the resolutions the neutrality act
into congress.
An Ogdensburg dispatch says:
One of General Meade's staff has expressed fears
of further trouble at Buffalo Gen'l Meade was
suddenly called back from Albany TO that point,
and 4 companies Of troops have been ordered from
Maine there.
An Ottawa dispatch says:
Another raid is expected at Fort Erie.
Fourteen fenans have been arrested at Hamll-
ton with important dispatches in their possession.
Information to the movement of troops 10
forbidden, and something important is on the car
pet.
Large numbers of fenans are reported as assem-
bling along the southwestern border.
Il Buffalo dispatch says:
The fenian General Burns has challenged Col.
Lowry OF the British forces lat Fort Erie to pitched
battle with 2, 900 or 5000 troops
The NJ Y. Herald's Brownsville, Texas cores
pondence, of the 4th, says
An expedition of mperalsts marched from
Monterey, another from Saltlllo, and another from
Matchuoba, with the intention of dispensing the
army OF Espinosa. AT Victoria, however, they
were outfianked by Gen'l Escobedo, who occupied
Limores, town in their rear, and forced them to
retire with heavy loss in desertion
The suit brought by Ex-senator Strong against
Mr.. Bennett, editor Of the Brooklyn Times, tor
charging him with accepting bribes while senator,
wps commenced in tho Brooklyn supreme court,
yesterday. Some OF the most noted po ofticians
are among the witnesses and important deyelope-
ments concerning the operations OF the Albany
lobby are expected.
The morning papers contain the following spe-
cials from Washington
The assistant commissioner of the freedmen's bu-
reau Tor Alabama reports that the grain crops of
this year will reach nearly the average before the
both in quantity and quality, and if not
wholly consumed by immediate necessity for food
will doubtless meet all future requirements for
seed. That it will not be wholly consumed is in
feIred from the sharp experience they have had of
the necessity for seed and from the fact that most
of the persons who have grain crops have also lit
tie cotton which will affort them relief before the
corn, which is their principal crop, is ripe and
from the further fact that Gov. Patten will leave
is supposed no will be able to purchase large snp-
ply of with which 70 supplement for THAI is
ued by he government {.
The United States district court, grand
sjury for the southern district of Alabama -
j Judge Busted's district-has found bill Of
indictment against Geo. M. Gogle on the
Joint charge of murder and conspiracy to
overthrow the government OF the United
States. Gogle has been arrested and held TO
answer in the sum of $4,000. He will be
iememhered Ie as the man who advertised in
Ina Selma papers for contributions 10 fund
Mr.. Lincoln, and who was brou ghs here nm.
ar arrest last summer, but was released aud
allowed to return
NEw ORLEANS, June l4.-Cotton sales
800.
Low middling 37sS9.
The evening Argus., 1866-06-15
FROM THE OIL REGIONS IN YUMA,
ROCK ISLAND COUNTY.

EDITOR Rock ISLAND ARGUs-Yesterday
large numbers of persons examined the oil
springing from the ground on the farms of
Mr.. Russell, Mr.. Rex, and OF Wm. Mccall.
Fresh and abundant flows of oil were shown
anywhere that the spade penetrated the earth
along the creek bank On the land of Mr.. Rex.
Persons In anywise skeptical about the
genuineness of its natural existence there,
are invited to a personal examination Of the
! land.
= Land IN the vicinity of the oil has greatly
Increased In value on account of these devel-
.opments. A company OF gentlemen from LIE
Claire, has to-day bought the fee of farm
adjoining the Mccall farm at double the
price it was offered at one month ago.
No one, on an examination of the lands,
however much of doubser on going there,
but goes away convinced that the oil really
.exisss naturally in this localty-aad only
needs to be developed through wells in abund-
r-ant quantities to supply the whole west with
light to enrich all connected with the opening
yof the enterprise. Yours,
Ii Zuns IA, 1866. ZUMA.
The evening Argus., 1866-06-15
PORT BYRON.

This town Is growing every day IN bust.
ness importance and population, and the re-
cent oil discoveries in that region will give ii
additional Importance. But there is one
thing its citizens ought to do at once, viz: -
All the buildings between the main street
and the river ought to be removed, and all
that space devoted to railroads and steam
boats. All the business houses should be
placed on the other side of the main street
fronting the river This would leave plenty
of room for railroads, and for levee purposes,
and give the town handsome and comman.
ding appearance.
The evening Argus., 1866-06-15
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
TX GOOD BUILDING LOTS, in Geo. :.
iO Davenport's addition to the city of; oei
Island. Price from 5000 to $3.50.
7 Ten Acre Out Lots, situated on the Candle
road, half mile from the city of Rock Island
we'll situated tor gardening and residences.
Terms half cash and balance ON time.
20 Acres known as the Gushing Tract, situated
on the Camden road, two miles from the city OF
Rock Island and ia beautifully situated for resi-
dences, Gardening, Fruit raising-haaa good spring
&C., and 10 about half mile from the Rock
River Water Power" Price, per acre, $40, hall
cash and the balance time.
Also a number OF lots in Davenport, Iowa Cit,
and LeClare, and Farming Lands in Iowa an :
Nebraska Territory.
Apply to GEO. l.. DAVENPORT,
mch27dwu at Davenport, Iowa.
The evening Argus., 1866-06-15

peared so tangible and impressive two years
ago, that associate existence, twin compan-
ions of my life since that night; the real,
living bsingswho had conversed with me just
now in the ball room--all those were one
that | knew. The fact had the terror of q
mystery; it was enchanting. To understand
or explain it could not yet it monopolized
all my thong 1ts-filled me with dread yet
pleasure.
Ny dear old father did not notice my ab-
ssnce of mind aud silence, as we took our way
arm in arm, down the quiet road over the
stle TO the5 path in the dew covered fields,
coming nearer all the while to the increasing
dash of the surf. Bran met us with a whine
and gambol OF delight. All through the night
| slept none. Bran snOreo on the threshold
of my room. In the morning | got up and
went about as if in a dream. / did not go
out to JON the bathers ON the beach, and
felt glad that my visitors from the hotel had
called. But after tea, and Bran ventured
to the sen shore. We we,t alone the beach
for a couple of miles. The twilight was long
and soft The waves rolled in with
midsummer drowsiness. Bren neither dash
ed through the breakers nor ran ahead
He noticed my theughtfulness and suited his
manner to mine, as he stepped slowly by my
side, his cold nose on my hand. / was aroused
by Bran hurryiug ahead OF me few steps, and
giving low, inquiring growl. A gentleman was
approaching-it was he to whom had been in
troduced last night-the subject of my thoughts
''Miss Macdonald, this is unexpected pleas
ure. have been enjoying stroll on your sea-
shore-hoW grand it is y
While answered him as well as my emotion
would permit, noticed how strangely Bran was
senng. He would put his nose close to the gen.
'leman's hands, and turn towards the sea and
utt
it was not exactly bark; then he would smell
tne gentieman's boots and repeat his perform
anee 10 the sea and then he acted as if half
frightened, naif delighted, tearing about US with
his tail dropped and then he sat before the
stranger in questioning amazement I saw that
The evening Argus., 1866-06-15
N INV BOOK STORE.

1,HE undersigned would respectfully an
i nounee TO the citizens OF Rock Island and
the public generally that he has opened New.
Book Store on Illinois St, first door eas: of MIR
Edwin M. Smyth's, in the CITY of Rock Island
where he will have on hand iulI assortm ent o
all articles usually kept in such an ent
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-16

FACETIE.

Little three year old Senie was playing very
roughly with her kitten-carrying il by the tail.
Her mother told her that she would hurt pussy.
why, no WON'T said she, 'I'm carrying her
by the handle.n
DO one thing at a time-thats a rule. When
you have done slandering your neighbor, begin
and say Your prayers.
When was beefsteak the highest? When
the COW jumped over the moon.
Which runs the faster, heat or cold? Heat,
because you can catch cold. l.-
Why were the Egyptians good sons? Be.
cause they paid great respect to their mun,mieS.
Why are persons born blind unfit TO be car
penters? Because they never saw.
Why is alover like dog? Because he bows
and 2pOlrS