St. Cloud Democrat. [volume] (Saint Cloud, Stearns County, Minn.) 1858-1866, 1866-04-05
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. Whist Fl! lind q paper most resemble.
-. Bad taste "a short. sleevsd sdrsss,
whom Il expossss sharp elbows. &.
B. ~. Amusement for young ladies' on, 8
vet aftsrnoen Il 3 nittipS their syebrows. 6
2ss Tho man who una ertook Is hatch
chickens from she sgg-p plant, has gons 70
Montsns. y
e ......A young l.dy, those ,isther Is i'm !:
proving the famiiy msnsion, insists upon
having q beau window put il for her benefit.
,..:..A malicious wag sayse that II SHAW
YET is in! danger Eof starvlnga II small
village, he invites another, and they both
Thrive afS 0 ~" "a "a Tr..Y
..... Soon after the battle 81 Lobau: s VII
observed that Bonaparte must now Be II
funds, for he. had lately received = check on
the banks Of the Danube. &. J,
Rs. g Would we're = man = exclaimed !
strong-minded woman, in her husband 8
hearing. !" Would you we're = was his re-
mark, !. for then ! should never have been
married to you. !" g IS I ..s. s. ~
..One day Ssllie's mamma xas telling
her about the creation, and when abe said,
Good made the sun, moon and stars .
Sallie, who il very patriotic, burst out with
= - And the stripes, too. 49, I !.
IA Ass proof Of the intelligence of the
people Of Nevada it ia stated that Of thirty
nine persons in the State Prison (mostly In
Fdians) ell were able to read and write and
most Of them play drsw-poker.
; ......Al . man has to do In these days to
pass off for . genius, is to button his coat
behind, and Wearlhisl hat wrong side on. II
ne can upset An apple stand two or three
times, it Wllhelp the matter vastly.
=. In the gallery Of the theaterP in Grow
street, Dublin, one night, coal porter made
himself disagreeable. There was yell Of
Throw him over, " followed by the exquis-
ite droll idea, "Don't waste him; kill q
fiddler wild him." fggofIs .S.5@..a :
...,..In an old Undertook Almanac Of
1s47 is the following prediction about the
United States: .tst'zss5 153 2 t'z} t7:=sst q
When the country is ruled by tailor bold, ,tss.
xnS Sc r shall . itch with thmbis Of god
three millions Of men with their first in co,nmand'
The Saturday. Pres has heard Of a
courteous wag who, in the excess Of his DO
likeness, neYer-swalloWeda IN oyster without
saying !" Good bye, valve" and the Wash
lngton Republican says its fondness for oys-
tiers at this time amounts to o fep raw. The
Ijests will be unreasonable in q few weeks,
or Nay. ssslIzsszsI -
80. .ss Mamma, if am good I shall 20 to
heaven, shan't / {" 8 Yes, love."s g And
who win be there, Besides ~ CANCELS
dear, beautiful angels" I" Ah," hesitated
the boy, !" all angels-all good, beautiful
boys! Mamma, dear, do you think, ifsPm
very good, they viii let me have just one
little devil to play with ~ d I.aG1sz2 s'.-
......A young minister, in a highly elabor-
ate sermon which he preached, said several
times, 'sthe commentators do not agree with
me here" Next morning poor woman
came to- see him, with something in her
apron. She said her husband had heard
his sermon, and thought it was very fine
one, and rs he had said stthe common taters
did not agree with him, !" he had sent some
Of the best kidneys 'ias sl's.es' 9ssss::;
vi ...... At q concert which took place lately,
> gentleman in the audience rose up Just Is
the third piece in. the programme had been
performed, and said: 6 Mi. Conductor, will
you oblige me, sir, by requesting your vo-;
calist to sing louder, or to sing in whisper,
as there is q conversation going on close BY
where sit, that is conducted in such loud
tone as to hinder my enjoyment Of the mu-
BIC. prefer certainly to hear the concert !;
but il cannot be 40 privileged, I desirs 10
hear the conversation" There was an ex-
tremely quiet and attentive audience during
the rest Of the evening. Il Il zz't h35' 1z24 ~
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