Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1866-07-11

drunk, and bring it hither. The Court
desires to know for herself whether it wuz
really whiskey. The pint is an impor-
tant one for the Court to know. -fu~-
A wicked boy remarked that the pint
wood be better understood by the Court if
it wuz quart. The bottle wuz, howev-
er brought, and the Court, which is me,
wuz satisfied that it wuz really and trooly !
whiskey. Ez the refreshin fooid irriga-
gated my parched throat, I wished that
trials based upon that bottle Good be per-
petooal. .,.. ..... .......5 ...-.
| considered the case proved, and asked
Bro. Pogram what palliation he had to
offer. set before him the. enormity Nv
the crime, and showed him that he wuz
by this course sappin the very foundation
Nv the church and the Dimokratic party.
Watts the use, askt, Nv my preechin
agin niger equality, SO long ez my Dee
kins practiss it. . told him that Ham
wuz Gust by Noer, and wuz condemned to
be a servant unto his brethren-that he
wuz an inferior race, that the Dimocracy
WIZ built upon that idea, and that associ-
alton with him in any shape that indioa-
ted equality, wuz either putin them up
to our STANDARD or lowerin ourselves to
theirn in either case the result wuz fa-
tai. l implored Bro. Pogram to make a
clean brest Nv it confess his sin and
humbly receive such punishment ez
should be awarded him, and sin no more.
Speak up, Bro, Pogram, sez paternal-
q ly and yet severely.
Bro, Pogram to my unspekable relief,
for he is the weathist member Of the con-
gregashun, and one we darsn't expel,
replied: ,'
: THAT he did drink with the Niger
and wat wuz more he waz justified II
. doiu' it, for the ntgger paid fer the ,ohis
i key.
+ But shoorly," remarked, lit wasn'
% necessary to yoor purpose to come will
the niger arm in arm, attitood which
n implies familiarity ef not effecshun ?" +.
1 The Prisnoer Niger. and | hat
s. been pitchiu coppers for drinks and
y possessing more akootnis, he'd won. tool
'e the niger by the arm, fearin that ef | lie
'e go ov him be d dodge without paiif. The,
'e are slippery. sf" ..'. Oh p
D, Overjoyed; casped him round the necl
Or and to wunst dismist the charge as un
founded and frivolous r ri. H
"My brethern," sez |. ,,the action @
er Bro. Pogram is not only justifable, bu
tn is commendable and worthy of imitashur
a Ham wos Gust by Noer and condemned b
s. him to serve bis brethren. The nigge
ge is the descendant of Ham and More ha
n- clear right to cuss one Nv his sons an
sell out the balance Nv his sons and Sc
he out the balanc Nv his boys for all tim
we hav ded wood on the niger. For a
IN is cl,ar that he waz made to labor for !
"a. and minister to our wants. So it WI
ne my broteren, until an Ape, who be
Id power, an ipterfered and delivered hi
'r- out of our hands. Wat shel we do
'e. Wat we cannot do by force we mnst Q
Is by fnanceern. We can't any long
ng compel the niger to Surnish the skripte
ad we are justified in accomplishing by OF
an sooperior skill wat we used to do vii
en- whips and dorgs
IN "I'he spectacle Nv Bro. Pogram's mac
for in into Bascom's with that niger, wuz
ne sublime spectacle, aud one we'll calculat'
his to cheer the hart Nv the troo Dimekrt
ief He he'd vanquished him in an encount
IN. where skill wuz requireded, thus deI
ISL onstratin the sooperiority Nv the Ang
ee- Saxon mind, he led him captive al
ith made Nv him spoil. oistoh 7aa q
"Wood, o wood that 1--WE all he'd
'ay niger to play with for drinks. The ca
is dismissed, the cost to be paid by I
q complainant" f..' rna '''''"o =
in The walls NV Zion is stronger tn
ever. This trial. ez it resulted, is n
q and strong abutment-a tall and stro
md tower. 3l N ll5p 'rdi a,,i2., s17'
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