The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1866-08-25
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| To-morrOw i the day ON which lazy people
Il work and fools reform
Cultivate true sentiments. and good manners
4 will suggest theIH>elSes
! When mOdesty - once extinguished, It never
7 returns.
I The philosopher Frazer says that. - though a
man without money l. pIyr, - man with nothing
but money i It'll poorer
] 4. /. worthy of notice that. while second
Y THOUGHTS are best ia matters of judgment, hrst
thoughts are always 70 b. preferred IN matters
! that relate u morality
| Scandal Is fed BY as many streams as the Nile.
and there i often much difficulty in tracing 1t
/ % ITS source
Charity would lose it, name were it influenced
1 by 20 mean i motive a. human praise
My Iord.' .aii the foreman Of Welsh
iury when giving IN their verdict, - We find the
man that stole the mare not guilty
MupExs BEWARE AT the banquet of love
avoid the mock turtle.
The title. Blue Stocking - i too low aud old
for the present generation Punch says that
new club. composed entirely If ari>tOcratc lite
rary ladies' i IN course Of fOrmatiyn 10 DC called
.' The Blue Lights
HONEY Moox--Wh hat is the origin Of this term
f,r the first month after marriage? Answer
The Germans hal habit of drinking mead
(hpney i rs-d in making it) thirty days after
wedding took place
Swinging Is said hy the doctors to be good ex
ercise for the bet.th- but many poor wretch
has come to his death 10y it.
I'm the moral world. there i nothing impos-
sible If We can briug thorough will TO it.
Man can do everything with himself. but he
must not attempt u do too much with others
Keep your body sound wine sav'T- of the
cask il Is kept in, the soul receives tInctuTe
from the frame through which II works
By Christian calmnes- can protect ourselves
from the heats that wither and the storms that
chill thus being own umbrellas and our
FoR ToPocR ,FHERs. - Why was the famous
whaI.-oiIy city of New B-isJrd called 10y that
uumeaniny naIne2 Had We BEEN called IN, We Il
Certainly have named it Sperma Cisy.
Conscience il said to be n monitor to guard
from che approach 0f sin, but there are many
sins which people Will commit if they had q
dozen eJnseiences- Speaking Of cUnscI-nccs and
monitors reminds Us that the modern article.
like Ericssons iron battery, II generally irOn-
clad.
IL is legal maxim that law DOES not concern
itself in small matters but lawyers and law
makers often do
An old bachelor says a man often admits him
self in the wrong. but woman neyer-she was
=. only mistaken
An ind;giduaI was arrested the other day for
endcavins 70 pick "a pocket. He said the Was not
used to the business. and was trying To get his
hand in.
girl at school would like To have two birth
days every wear. When she Las grown up 10 be
a woman she objects 10 having even one
What would you do said Kentucky girl
10 her naughty lover. ..ift should slap you?
Would YOU leave me?' Il guess. that. If |
should - was the response. =. it would be only
to return again to the kentucky d@Gr Ieks-"
Shrewd inquiries are being made whether the
cup Of sorrow has saucer Can any one tell
us.-ErchGHge.
\ miller had his ncishbor arrested under the
charge of stealing wheat from his mill. but
beins. unable to SUI st.tutiate the charge by
proof the Court adjui.ri that the miller should
make apology 10 the accusti- - W ell, sIy-
81. - h ve bad you arrested for stealing my
-sheat-i can't prove It-Iud am sorry Tor It.
Alex attendei church last Sabbath. where they
have scientific (quartettrJ singing and vas sur
pri~ed at the difference between scientific singing
and that he has been accustomed 10 IN the back
woods. lie brought n specimen Of :he style.
which is c1piyd from the original:
w. k.x s~lw iHE =. r.+
wls-k..s 49, thaE yaw bra~
A. rsE-i
Which rendered into English reads as follows: :
w~,-1u- Q, th.s ryvivinE breast
Aui ta--- .sius vy-s-
Alex saws that in thc country they green
enough u tutuk u necessary lIE E'f.Hl singing
that the words OF the hymn should be sung
How verdant,
CRUMEs OF CONsDI-,TIJS--Neyer mind a man
can't b. old more than once, and that's = consol-
atom
Never mind; If you haven't sovereign in
your pocket one can rob YOU OF It, and that =
a blessing.
Never mind IL you miss train you don't
have 10 wait for IL. and that's a comfort
Never mind If yOu are compelled {" q with
a dinner ycu wOu't be troubled with indi
gestiOn-
Never mind if you make pun that nobody
laughs at, you wont be obliged to hear 1t re-
peated.
Never raind If these half dozen paragraphs are
Or no good they might have been worse, and
that's great CONSOLATION
How TRUE-Eyery editor knows the truth Of
the following. from the New York HOIHe Journal
It l. one of tie harisIips Of profession. that
it, working wheels brains and heart are not allow
ed 10 lag for sickness trouble, stop fox caam-
ity sOrrOw. The Judge may ADJOURN his
court, the school and the workshop may close
shutters, the mourner NAV veil features and turn
friend and stranger from the dOor-but the jour
nalist ylust forget before tomorrow, Of to-day,
must rite gaily and freshly Il newsmOnger,
on Z iDtrihes OF the hour. whatever burden has
been A--d on, that same hour, his heart and brain
as man.
rrSaawaiian Marriage Certificates.