The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1866-11-17
Women Who Talk.
ny SRs. 0EoRaE WASHINGTON wYLLys.

~ Ah1s hbottuh WAehiN0IoN WtLLlH.
As II all women didn't talk p' says the
grumbling philosopher.
All women do not talk, sir, In spite OF your
convictions on the subject They chatter they
gossip they string together words and senlen.
ees innumerable on the slenderest possible chain
Of an idea they rattle aud run on but there
IS not one woman In ten who faiks. Not that
talking Is one Of ,he lost aeis We should rather
class u among the arts that have never been
found IL Is altogether a mistaken idea that
everybody knows how TO talk Dictionary " ords
and iar-feichsd expressions do not make a good
iniker. Mrs. So and 80 talks like a book" is
Nef! common expression but you may OBJ
serve Whenever Mrs SO aud So enters a room, n
very general edging away-an expression Of
npprchension--a disposition TO shrink from her
immediate neighborhood. No doubt she talks
Ike hook Tut nobody cares TO have a book.
in human binding, follow them around and per-
secuic them with unsolicited chapters We ought
70 have asylums for people who have such rab-
ID determination to talk Al everybody
But born ialkers-how few there are People
whose words bring up little fesiing pictures 10
tolf mind. whose adj-ciives are ALWAYS expres-
sise whose descriptions are like clear photo
graphs, whose ready ideas cloihe themselves in
words just ~ naturally as birds settle down into
their nesis, are they not rare as black swans
We hear good deal Of satire about w.
nen gossip. Wherein, may we venture TO
as, does j; ditcr from meu gossip Il Il any
less censufaLle 10 talk Of the color ofa horse han
The 20 or ofA dress Il Jones folly ia mortgage
ing bis place to buy petroleum shares a more al.
iowal.c topic " discussion than MEs. Jones IN
different housekeeping and leheliious servants :
nan the wornen's gossp-we may as well he
honest and say iwo-ihfds of tit 10 ONLY -
coad-handed. gathered from the sublime lips Of
Ntf husband. Women Will talk. ies-
tHi iet wi.i listen. alt laugh aud eujoy tie
facv malice and highly seasoned comments and
thea. gngraie'ui wreiches turn round and sne,f
a. WOMAN gossip Fair play, gentlemen
-ay So. u sou don Ike il. way do you ez peci
rf-ft evening" with your slippers and your
hA WY DO veu assume that Injured air aui
n We'll guess u go Found 20 tie theatre
20. 80 siap4l o. home when the spicy chai-
..r .s t4t sled iof your dtlecinii0n
A''e- 81. wla, vide difference tact. is lc-
'wcen gossip AMI 'a''le Gossir managed by
sa4i. l tongue a woman Of cOurss male gos-
-iis afe below scgrn I'd. Boswell. Ws.pole
'i = -h.as o. Zoe New lork press. }, just a
" tf.aF ari kiicaen hisiUgg "a rst4Hr
~ rrf-.iv -7ef's Wtru i, rerg,s ou wha,
A'- 4.Is sAil aad Miss That d,d and lhs person.
aH-.. g i-t =! etl-r fag..ly. !; recomes iai;ic
''i. .-atC..ls ald iuicftsfiug-tAc oiltt.
.-rse q B. measured % iuio s' Liable aud ss.-
'errrs
ra- rh.flihc.'y B. n know ~ how :a- 10
80 all au.a Go sol iu'ort1nau y there are
g. .-t.s g. 1'1-n- q. ielccs .a.4 loWu % toe
u.-e Ir-.-a ofe- wa.rl a nomans tongue
PEW who 's'k n.,r-it ~ lie -aic q
ta.s.ns 40 ao' t,rv ae.i avoid .sy ine great
...' t.... ili-s vs.. rat Z talk forever
nt-tLs. All i-- uut apl iae ls,i
--- iae Sea. pas! Sc become leEs.u-
a,., t-'5ss ~e au-s j. Aai svci, cody
'-- aT-se aaw ,,-s l.a.e-.. :. IS 10 iafa
tt' o. --i T. PERSONA chaHlt .at0 al,
... -e. 'Ae s-a Hos iefs.o.y a.grAvHiing
f7 ta-rly chatting. We! ogi " tlt
s.. pe-sola.'. 10 cpusFs'l ,ie
e --cress'u. ufftEaicn o. : ,l.a
% att 'lfn g. bear some old .Adr.
.a , mater tct ouI question.
--t eoa.e back u Nr. \. aad Mss g.
uoA Moses patient Job We need a
'-.. 'A4a PIES 30 serf - rom the depths
A.ta TIA; Cd la4y sieaks " - tis-
T.. vla, %. we g. AK about Why. Au,-
---tr'.'. - i'o !os ever say TO yourself.
H .-s. at- g. HlaE about Not al al
-a'' er.e -.a,.-. iarOLga sour mind hke
q - ft-.-. t44 agr newer - a J. - for IT,
3. .t. c-atr-s4.eu jus, ;hiuk aloud But
81 ao' ll4 words % expires. all ihcse faucies
'' a-s 49,. 'a4.t. Here are yogr read.
80. .., s!r anG here 90 the other
.A- r-a- 4-4 4.-hi IS SeI SAY sou caa net
gee b, ".'. good pair u .-ags all plenty O.
Nt An IS omen IS ho &c, little ilap. abou,
... tooa.s - .ate. l1Gversaiion vases % aoW-
.'--..- -i4s Of photographs yiews-ihe iairs,
II. He1hs--shv..s. and sea- moses aul Gu
.s -r.ri f-ru.. Aud .ey are almost alWags
p. .r.s. q. ;4l. i4rs. "a. faly bailed ir4Ts
enen Do ,a!A ma! he sgbdivldec into Any
.-aai. " ..asses The old ladies - 40 assert
'-iuss as J. they were FeAiing the Ten Command
leat,-iA- wogcn Who tel things by detail. q
cookery y-book rrcripts-ihs giris Who model
.ae- CONVERSATION after tbs last hero Of the last
20. ~a'.l- novel the girls who think II Gun
.tt p .l'rrsieEse 'ae.. sentences with the
'.ln- sol hear aievery stTe.; co-uer-ihe females
who serp y q standing on the steps while the,
8 it'1 a.. ihe particulars " their family Afiair.
~ q o. 20 Who ak round and round a sub
.-'f.c -irlies INIT. they fairly make
Tyu- bead -~in-in fact. We nigh, 60 on for
an.' a duztu columns insianciag the various e1-
alF.rs % iAe e.ass ienlale-tAlker MAY We no,
Iofe for au improvement
= ", would onlv espouse the cause u the
I'ainur IN the everlasting case Of Conversation .
frsss >iandef-if We would only REMEMBER tha,
flia- -, uoi Fcolle, lear discussion best. how .
uLth p'easauicr would he the task ~ listening
n women who TAX --Pirena alacicgl Journal