The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1866-01-18
WESTMINSTER, Md THURSDAY, JANUARY Is, 1866

thar; and its all wrong for en- not {,
vote in Gcorgy bekaus there's heap o
EN- here, and they talk Logik and Ret
orik aInazin to prove how j, is. Wei
haint got whole passel Of sense like
sum, but as shore as I'm two foot higf
nigger is nigger I don't kecr whal
you smell him, and a vote is vote
don't keer whar you drap 1t. / golly
they cant git over that.
The truth is, my feller-sitizens, ]
sometimes feel Ike we dident hay nc
Government ] felt that way sortel
when Mr. Gibson appintcd me com
mittce on the State Of the Republik
When the Secretary read out my name
all mixed up with the Republik, ! fell
that ] was oblccged TO renig. Rizin
magestik uliy 10 my feet, says !, "Mr
President beg to be respcktybly ex.
cuscd sur, IL you please. If thu y
any Republik on tlliseide Of Jordin !
cant purseyc it at thE time with these
speks. Thar was place in Old Vir.
ginny called Port Republik, but Mr..
Rebel General Stonewall jackson wiped
out is contents generally in 1868, and
! haven't sinse heard Of !, iu Northern
literature. | have heard Of q slrub
consarn over about Washington they
call Republik, but, sur, il are likely
TO prove the grandcst impostnre that
ever existed on = continent Of freedom
| suppose, sur. Il are TO be moved 70
Boston or the Internal regions in few
days and | wan, nuthin TO do with il,
Exkuse me. stw, but must insist on
being rcspektably discharged" took
my scat amid che mos. profoundcs, and
iumultuous silence ever seed, aud Sir
Gibson remarked that be woudcnt i'm.
pose the Repubiik on no rcspektablc
man again his wishes. lie then trans
fcrd me 10 the Finauts Committee, and
sod be hoped We would take immediate
action, fJr the State had no money, as
we'll ~ bimsclf, and board was high and
cat setcras frequent This may not
have been his eSaktsAl lsnRwidgs, but
/, angling toward l. how'd my head
aud sed, Ditto, cxscp that don't eat
sciaras Forthpith tclegraid vary
otp gentlemen for temporary loan, bat
they Wandcui lend dollar until Sir.
jenkins were norgarated for they
wanted bis name 70 the note Thinks,
say. there's tap loss about the
wagiu If wc are y State. We can borry
money in Augusty If VIC ain, State
H. none Of oug bisncss 70 borry il at
all II Andy wants to run the machine
his own was, let him pay his own cx.
pcnscs What in the dickens is a Pro.
vision Government for, If il Amt to get
up provisions aud provide for a fcllcr
generally ] made mp my mind that
perhaps wc had bccd humorin Andy
abou, long enuf We had a. much
right to Goycnor as Alabama OF
South Callinu. lie wants ~ back about
"a bad % We want To get back; aud q
little Bladder, perhaps; aud be incident
put on 20 many Unnecessary airs about
this Senator bisncss. lr be fools with
us much We wont cleo, nobody-I golly.
ven take the studs and 20 backwards.
| forthwith returned to the Capitol,
aud strctchin forth one Of my arms, ses
II, "Mr. Gibson, sur, I'm your friend;
I'm the friend Of your wife and chill
dren; but cf Mr.. Jenkins amt norga-
rated soon the State will collapse; a
bright and glorious star will be oblitor.
ated from off the striped rag, and the
President will lose about nine support
ors in the Federal Congress. move,
sur, that ef We can't git our Governor at
once like a sine qua non, we break up
in row and depart for Mexico. II took
like the smallpox, and were carryed
tumultously.