The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1866-10-11

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4 IA Il E5.. sas, a.,t tg
unworthy testimony agin thsss diseur-
bers. They he'd, he knowd whereof he
spoke, hired . female woman ffom-
Massachusetts, to teach their children.-
He had bin in their skoolr0om and Wit
nest 1t with his own eyes.
Bascom, the grocery keeper, he'd bin
shocked 1t their conduct. He wuz con-
vinct that nigger wuz beast. They
come to the Corners to sell the produx Of
their lands do they spend their money
at his barf Mary! They spend sum Nv
it at the store NV . disorganiser from
Illinoy, who II here interferin with the
bixness NV troo Southern men, but he
he'd never seed ono Nv them inside his
door. He he'd nopashence with EN-, and
believed sumthin 5hood be done to rid
the community Nv such yuseless inhab-
itance. Ef they ever get votes they're
agin %. No man who dodges my bar
ever votes straight Dimocracy.
Ginril Punt moved that this meetin
do to wunst proceed to the settlement
and clean 'em out. They wuz reproach
to Kentucky. OF course, ez they wuz
heathens and savages, sich, goods ez
they he'd wood fall to the righteous Nv
whom he wuz which, and he insisted
upon q fair divide. All he wanted waz
bureau and a set Nv chairs he had seen.
The motion wuz amended to mcleod
Pollock, the Illinoy storekeeper, and it
wuz at wunst acted upon.
Pollock wuz reconstructed first.-
Filled with zeal for the right, his door
wuz bustid in, and in jiffy his goods
which he wuz a contaminatin our people
with, wuz distributed among the people,
each taken sich az soOted .em. Wun
man sejested that ez they wuz made by
Yankees, and brought South by YAM
KEGS, that there wuz contaminashun in
the touch NV EN-, and that they be hurn-
ed, but he wuz hooted down, our people
seein distinction. The contaminashen
wuz in payin for em-gittin EN- gartooit-
onsly took the cuss off.
Elated, the crowd started for the settle
ment. never saw more zeal manifest
ed. A half an hour brought us there,
and then q scene ensood which filed me
with joy onspeakable. The niggers wuz
routed out and their goods wuz bundled
after em. The bibles and skool-books
wuz destroyed first, COZ we he'd no use
for them then chairs, tables and bureaus,
clothin and bedin wuz distributed.
A woman had the impudence to beg
for suthin she fancied, when the right
eous zeal Nv my next door neighbor,
Pettus, billed over, and he struck her,
Her husband, forgettin his color, struck
7s~s.s.- ...->~ ~.ss~~~-s-~e-~-~.-s -ssmpletod.
| A NIGGER HE'D hAIeEu nlo nA4,D ..a..-
A WHITE NAN.
The insulted Caucashun blood riz, and
in less than mint the bodies NV six
male Ethiopians wuz a danglin in the
air, and the bodies Nv six Ethiopian
wimin wuz layin PROSTATE on the earth.
The children wuz spared, for they waz
still young, and not hevin bin taught to
read SO far that they could not forget it
eff kept carefully from books, they kin
be brought up in the proper speer, ez
servence to their brethren. by the way
the inspired writer must hev yoosed the
word "brethren" in this connection figu-
ratively. The nigger bein beast can
not be our brother.) Some may censure
us for too much zeal in this matter, but
what else Good we hev dun? We are
high-toned and cant stand everything.
These niggers he'd no bizness to irritate
us by their presence. They knowd our
feelins on the subjick, and by buyin
land and remainin in the vicinity they
kindled the flame which resulted ez it
did. Ez they did in Memphis and Moo
Orleans they brought their fate onto
their own heads.
Pollock recovered, and with the Yam
kee school marin who wuz teachin the
niggers, left for the North yesterday
1t speaks well for the forbearance Nv
our people that they wuz permitted to
depart at all.
PETROLEUM v. Nasty, p. NJ,
(which is Postmaster,)
(and likewise chaplin to the expedishn.) }
Under the reign of the first caliphs,
there was merchant at Bagdad equally
rich and avaricious. One day he bar
gained with porter to carry home for
him large basket of porcelain vases for