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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1866-03-22
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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1866-03-22

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baten, auf ben @crlhlas ein5nsebsn.
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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1866-03-22

pas sroBe Starknngsmittel.
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GeutSOes Sitters,
curirt
GGm6cbe! Gbw6cbe!
mag Rs nun aus nssub meldsr uriats s~,hipriassn,
aae, nersn ssism hur9
Wrpke S~trapatsn,
slosfel"ns,
Granfteiten peS 2agerlebenS
r~ntesrabsn 10, merben in heisnn ghters Gin t~rafissntss unb
n%eulebenoes Mhtd fnben.
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Mlte pber Sun8e,
rerben fnsen. bae tisiss phters ein rsines 9tarfnnesnhs
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perben currt burb
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befrtcoiet aasemeiner,
fat msbr 3eusniifs unb mesr Respectable psticnsm
anfsursilen, bic nafar ~sinfsbsn,
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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1866-03-22

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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1866-03-22

Nfan beoenfe,
Dap biefss Sitters ni6t alfobolii6 1T,
feinen 9irm ooer Wbisfep eut6dIt,
feline Srunfen6sIbe e~rteuaen Tam.
absr has bsFs Starfunssmittel IN Der Mslt 1T.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

PRINTERS LIrANY.--From want of gold.
from wives that scold, from maidens old,
by slsarpers 'sold'-preserve ust - 0Rsi
From foppish sneers, mock auction
GERS, and woman's tears--deliver us
From singing flies, from coal black
eyes, and babies cries-deliver US
From seedy coats, protested notes,
and leaky boots--protect us!
From creaking doors, a wife that
snores, COMPOUNDED bores, and dry goods
stores--protect rs. Ia
From shabby hats, and torn cravats,
n d flying brickbats-save, us!
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

mystery which quite SURPRISES the
sphynx is astonishing the New Workers.
1t is living human head, resting upon a
cushion and floating in mid air under a
strong light 1t laughs, talks, and rec
ognizes persons in the hall, but there is
no obvious body. and it floats at least
four feet from the floor, ceiling and walls.
1t is the greatest puzzle vet r. siU7
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Mrs Eliza Chrisman, Of London, Ohio.
on the Goth ult-, donated a second ten
thousand dollars for the endowment of
a chair of Biblical Literature in the Ohio
Wesleyan University, at Delaware. She
previously gave seven thousand dollars
toward erecting Methodist Church in
in her own town, which swells her Cen
tenary' contributions to twenty thousand
dollars $ #fliass ht.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

A recent issue Of the Montana Post
has the following: 'On Monday morn
ing the beams of the rising sun fell upon
the stiffened corpse of Tommy Cooke, o
thief, swinging in the morning breeze,
with the fatal token of the vengeance of
the Vigilantes around bis neck, and bear
ing on a label the simple legend Pick
DOcketg tasH..s su ...ss s .as =
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

LEARNED SOMETHING. "A good joke is
told at the expense Of a suburban school
teacher, who kept after school a young
ster who had manifested q great aversion
to acquiring additional learning, and in
the course of the reprimand the teacher
said:
Now, James. can you tell me one sim
gle thing You have learned since the
quarter commenced?
Yes, I have learned one thing
What il it, -,-r~4 z----
Well, I've learned where there is .
bully chestnut tree that none of the boys
know anything shout, and was going
there for nuts it you hadn't kept me alter
school
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Artists have adopted different emblems
of charity We wonder none OF them
ever thought of a piece Of Ind Ru6B1r,
which gives more than any otAef sub
stance.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

The Boston Post honestly admits that
additional returns render it pr city certain
that the Republicans have carried Mass
achusetts.''
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

J. Cough lectured in the Cooper
Institute, New York, on Thursday even
ing. Nov. Sth, for the benefit of Orville
Gardner, the reformed prize fighter
The receipts were $4,000. Mr., Cough
is to lecture in behalf of the Harmonic
Society, Cincinnati, sometime in De-
cember
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Fantastic MARRIAGEs.--Aw widow lady
Of Danvilie, KY, took an orphan boy TO
raise. quite small, and when he arrived
at-the age of eighteen she married him,
being then in her fiftieth year. They
lived many years together. happy as any
couple. Ten years ago they took an
orphan girl to raise. Last fall the old
lady died, being ninety six years Of age,
and IN seven weeks after the old man
married the girl they had raised, he be-
ing sixty-eight years old and she
eighteen. ss.< = z.---.1 =.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Charles H. Sweetzer announces that
he has sold his interest in the Round
Table to his partners, and is about to
start . new daily evening paper in the
city of New FORK.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Levi W. Graf, a distliler, living near
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, owns an old
English bulls-eye watch, formerly worn
by Ben. Franklin. The Massachusetts,
Historical Society have offered him So
600 for it.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

That young man to whom the world
owes living, has just been turned out
of doors-the landlord not being willing
to take the Indebtedness of the world on
his own shoulders
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Reliable planters. from Mississippi, say
that not one-half dozen, on an average,
in each county in that State, can pay
their debts! Large tracts of valuable
land are selling at nominal rates.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

The census of Indiana is now complete,
Greene County having finally reported.
The total number Of white male inhabil J
tants in the State over twenty one We ars
is three hundred and forty thousand two
hundred and forty
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Reason cannot show itself more rea-
sonable than to leave reasoning on things
abose reason.-[ Sir Philip Sydney,
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13
+" Home Again" -Reconstruction.

MO ONE knows the advantages of home until after
y taking trip abroad and having, taken thar trip
the undersigned is free TO confess that he is
struc.ed completely BY hi. past experience and is
fam to acknowledge that there's place like home
at the old Strattan Corner at his old quarters, with
he viii be grsti6ed to again his old friends and
customer, and give them FITS to SUIT, both in
Plain and fashionable Styles. =. zaa..1
He makes specially with Friends garments, and
from past experience atters himself that he Ean Do
that kind Of work the satisfaction of Friend
who desires good, substantial and well fitting Job Of
work done. - !
He is At all times prepared to do Garment Cutting
for customers, and solicts liberal share of the pub
lies patronage. s-s-...4 sF
Call at the reconstructed /" home-Strattan Cor
ner, for anything in the Tailoring line.
'F sos I-#g-G ~ W. E. MCDOWELL.
Dec. 9th. 1855
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

An Irishman who has heard it stated
that all flesh is grass, wishes to know
whether hay is beef a Ia asoseed
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

A Catholic Bishop of G eorgia suggests
the education of the colored youth for
the clerical work Of the South.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

About one hundred Pottawatomie In
dams have lately been naturalized by
the United States District Court at
Topeka
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

ST you begin to apologize for what
cannot be defended. you will end by
defending what can net be apologized
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

The big hoops are suffering q rapid
and general collapse, and s'tilters", are
disappearing. Many ladies, appear on
the streets in the new style of dress, which
is short and without hoops
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

50 Is Goshen and Ekhart, potatoes are selling
attseM~ 80 10 As cents per h.sshsl- - In hunting
ton they sell readily at 81 90 per bushsl.-
Huntington Herald
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Cs8gxsz4EcIsS lALIx8 GAesA--The
] physical appearance of man sometimes
changes hescurrent of events A case
occurred few days ago. The children
of two neighbors had their daily quar-
rels and fights. which resulted occasion
ally in bruised faces and torn garments.
The father Of one family believing his
children to have been sadly maltreated,
and being q passionate man. concluded
that the surest way to settle the differen-
ces between their households perma-
nently would be to chastise the head of
the family, although as yet, be had never
seen him. He thereupon procured a
raw-hide, and abrnpted!y> entering his
nelghbors tenement, inquired in threat
enfng tone for the man of the house
Il am here, SIR said parsonage of
upwards of six feet. and weighing some
two hundred and twenty pounds, as he
approached to learn the business of his
neigEbor. smr .saas1
Did understand you. that you were
the gentleman of the house?'
Yes, SIR 8. 80. 4. &,
sWeu, III just dropped in, sir to
see If This is your ran hide .lsu
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

The ToNGUE.-Go lead lion by a
single hair, send up an eagle to the sky
TO peck ont star, coop up the thunder
and quench flaming city with one
widow tears; if thou couldst do these,
yet the tongue can no man tame.
We allow the tongue salt, not pepper;
let it be we'll seasoned, but not too hot.
1t is a little member-little in guam
tity, but great in iniquity. What it hath
lost in the thickness. it hath gotten in
the quickness; and the defect of magni-
tude is recompensed in the agility. An
arm may be longer. but the tongue is
stronger; and leg hath more flesh than
it hath, besides bones which it hath not;
yet the tongue still runs quicker and
faster, and if the wager lie for holding
out, without doubt the tongue shall win
it,
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

An exchange says:-A lady elegantly
dressed in the habili,nents of woe, was
met in the street few days since, by an
acquaintance. who ventured to remark
upon her mourning.
.sY-e 50 said the bercaSed one, mourn
fully-taking 3 few steps, to trail her
dress. and looking over her shoulder at
the effect thereof, 1--we lost my mother;
don't you think this is q sweet veil?
such q deep hem"
Such resignation in affiiction is truly
touching.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Never be afraid Of doing little because
YOU cannot do mnch. Take the FIRST duty
that comes before you, and put your
heart into it. aud it will lead to q second.
Try to mt s--pirit into old ways before
YOU chalk ons new ohes Never let your
conscience lie troubled by the claim OF
duties that do not belong to you.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13


REMOVING the OBSTACLE. -Judgc-,
out w est, who ia fulA OF fun and froiic, :
and withal, a widower of five children,
was lately bantered bya pretty miss of
twenty five for not taking wife
The Judge confessed his remissness,
and ended by offering himself to the
lady who had SO handsomely pointed out
his short cOmfDGs-@ 49, -a-as~@~azA -
She was willing, but there was one
serious obstacle in her way
Well" said the Judge, 'name it. My
profession is to snrmount obstacles
"Ah! Judge, this is beyond your
pc yers," said she. Il have vowed if /
ever marry a widower, he must have ten
children" .
Ten children %, that's nothing"
said the Judge; I'll give you five of
them now. and nay note for the other five
in yearly miscellaneous"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

AWeAftfn farmer being asked If rails
ing ie@p y as good business, answered,
i can't sartin say; but il is surely better
than befug raised By It.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

One exceedingly warm day in July,
neighbor met old Joe H., and remarked
that it was very hot Yes. said Joe. if it
were going to have thaw. What's thats
inquired hi friend. There's nothing
fro5e, said -Jt>sa
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

A Cool REPLY-Last week well
known lawyer Of this city, presented for
the twentieth time = small bill that had
been left in his hands for collection. The
party who was requested to pay It pro-
tested the utter innocence Of his pocket
book Of anything that resembled green
backs. i
"The old. old story was told again,
At ten o. clock in the morning"
Vexed at his repeated failures, the
lawyer, as he WAS about to leave, said
I'm tired of this affair, and ! guess
I'll shut your shop I'll it is paid.
The remark was received with perfect
composure, and the man, locked the
door and handing the key to the gentle
man, said cooley: IN save You all
trouble about the matter, my agitated
friend. Here is the key to the conc ,rn.
Take it. and run this business for me.
l shall be more han satisfied. All ask OF
you is to let me loaf around occasionally,
and see if you make aything of it. l can't
and have a great curiosity to sec You
'or any other man make the trial. The
lawyer left -NashyiAe Times, Nor. 20,
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

JxspYRrp ELoQURNcE In one of the
most populous OF the western towns of
the commonwealth resided two orthodox
deacons; !, one, Deacon Biddle, wealthy
resident Of the principal village, the 9th
er. Deacon Crawfoot, q plain farmer, and
living in the outskirts upon the noun
tain side. During protracted meeting
held in the village, Deacon Crawfoot
came in to attend il, and received and
accepted An invitation to dine with 1his
brother deacon. The latter lit was
good many years ago) had champagne
upon his table, and asked Deacon Craw-
foot to take glass OF the wine. No,
said Deacon c., l never take vine
But, urged his entertainer, this is as
harmless as cider, and no more intoxica-
ting. Well, replied the farmer, if that
be the case, l win drink of it. And he
did drink and drank freely. The dinner
ended, the brathrsn ~sturned TO thameet,
ing, which ives a6snfSfsnse. Very Ua1f
after entering, Deacon Crawfoot, who
evidently felt the inspiration of his gen.
erous dinner, s3rgdt0h his feet and ad-
dressed his brethren as follows: 1t
seems to me, brethren, that / never had
such spirituaI views and emotions as
experience low. And thought sit bet
to inquire Whether these are cCn3n ed to
myself. or vhe3hcfs this may not b m
deed Pcntacostal season. Why, breth-
rem, / never had such spiritual views
and emotions II seems as if was sit
ting astride the roof of this. our conse-
Grated temple, the organ swelling beneath
me, the bells niying above me. and
every shingle on the meeting us playing
on a iewsharp !-Neu Bedford Mercury.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-12-13

Weu, III just dropped in, sir to
see If This Is your ran hide !, -asa