The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1866-05-24
NAsBY.

i NASBY.
Mr.. Nasty and the Reconstructed
4 Meet TO ConsratuIate the Country
upon the Result or the Memphis
OutbreaIk!.-IIe DIseourseth upon the
Niger and Huns Against n Snag.
CoNFEDRIr x ROADS, wich \
is in the Stait of Kentucky,l
.-ssr5 .ir May II, 1865.
The news from Memphis filled the
soles NV the Dimocrisy NV Kentucky
with undilooted joy. There at last the
Ethiopian wuz taught that to him at
least the spellin book is seeled vol
une, and the gospel is not for him save
eZ he get it filtered through sound,
constooshnel DimelSrntic preecher. We
met at the Corners last mite TO jolllty
over the brave acts NV our Memphis
friends, and wuz the speaker. adj
dressed them on the subjIck NV the
nigger-his wants, needs and capacities,
n subjick, permit me to state, / hatter
myself i understand. - ,i45g.
| Probably no man IN the Yoonited
States hez given the niger more study,
or devoted more time to pashent in-
Vestigashen NV this species NV the brute
creashen, than the undersigned. |
have Contemplated him sittin and
standin, sleepin and wakin, at labor
and in idleness, in every shape in fact,
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too disgustin tor a proud Caucashen to
contemplate him, and when he ariz be-
| fore my minds eye in that shape, al
luz turned shudrin away.
| / he'd proceeded in my discourse with
a flown sale. Its easy demonstratin
apythinl yOor awtence wa nts to believe,
| and wich their interest lies in. For!tn-
stants, hev notist wicked men who
wuz welded TO sin, genrally lean to-
ward Universalism, men heavily de-
veloped in the back of the neck are
easily convinst Nv the grand trooths nv
free love, and them eZ is too fond NV
maxim money to rest on the seventh
day, hev serious doubts ez to whether
the observance of the Sabbath is bind
in onto EN-. I, not likin to work at all,
am a firm beleeyerin slavery and wood
be- firmer of I4cood get start enuf to
own nigger.
he'd gone on and proved conclusive
ly from a comparison NV the t1zzikle
structer nv the AfrilSin andth Causa-
shen that the nigger wuz beast, and
not a human bein, and that consekent-
ly we he'd perfeck rite to catch him,
and yooZe him, ez we do other wild
animals. Finishin this he'd NV my dis
course, Iglode easily into a history NV
the floodsex planned how Noer got tite,
and Gust Ham, condemnin him and his
posterity to serve his brethren forever,
which Iainsisted give us an indu bita.
BILE warranty deed to all NV em for all
time a.
1 warmed up on this elokently. "Be-
hold my brethren the beglnnin Nv Dl-
mocrasy, ,n Ised, "Fust the wine, (Which
wuz the antelope NV OF our whtsky)
wuz the beginnin. Wine Tor whisky
wuz necessary to the foundation Nv the
party, and it wuz forthComin. But the
thing was not complete. 1t did its
| work on Noer, but yet there wuz a
achin void. There was no Niger in the
world, and without nigger there could
be no Dimocrasy. Ham, my friends,
wuz born brother NV Japheth, and
wnz like unto him, and NV coursecould
not be slave. Whisky wu2 the instru-
ment to bring him down and it fetched
him. Ham looked upon his father and
wuz Gust, and the void iwnz filled.
| THERE wUz NIGGER AND WHISKY and
upon them the fOundashens NV the par
ty wuz laid broad and deep. Methinks,
my brethren, when Ham went out from
the presence NV his father, black in the
face ez the ace nv spades, eff 1 may be
allowed to yoose the expression, bowin
his back to the burdens Shem and
Japheth piled onto him with alacrity,
the Democracy, then in the womb NV
the future, kicked lively and clapped
its hands. There wuZ a niger to en-
slave. and whisky to bring men down
to the pint NV enslavin him. There
| wuz whisky4to make men incapableruY
labor whisky to accompany horse ra-
Gin, and poker playin, and sich rational
amoosements, and niger Gust espect-
ally that he mite sweat to-furnish the
means. Observe the fitniss NV things !!
Bless the Lord, my brethren, for whis-
key and the nigger, for without em
there could be no Dimocrisy, and yoor
beloved speaker mite hev owned a
farm in Moo Jersey and bin Y0tin the
yIyE,F f1lr fn-
At this pint venerable old freedman
who wuz sittin guilty in the meetin
ariz, and asked eff he mite ask Ques-
ton. Thinkin what splendid oppor-
toonity there wood be NV demonstratin
the sooperiority nv the Caucashen over
the Afrikin race, / answered yes"
gladly. - ..--s.T 4s5-s,.s + I.1-,e-
"Wall Mas'r ~ sed the old Imbeclle,
sis a beast2i1 fSsfs1 Stffi ~ ~
"My5venerablefr friend there ain'tnary
"Is my old woman old beastess,
,indubitably, . replied 1. +
s tsAndmy children, is they little beasts
and beastesses2"
"Onques estionably."
"Den a ryaller feller amt but half a
"My friend, J" sed j, "that question
is,,--iai ljs az tiE-.ll =
ad1EI1OuusDutE Seu u6y EhMdb L MduIGu "
getat is dis:-dere's a heap NV yaIler
iellers in dis section, whose ladders
must hev bin white men, and ez der
mudders' wuz all beastesseS, want to
know wedder dar amt no law in KEN
lucky agin,'-
"Put him out!" "Kill the black
wretchP Il shouted large majority NV
them who he'd bin the heaviest slave
owners under the good old patriarkle
system, and they went for the old repro
bate. AT this pinta officer of the Freed
mems Bureau, who5we hednito observed,
riz, and Dustin with laughter, remarked
thathiSYVenerable friend shood have a
chanceto be heerd. We respeck that
Bureau, partikelerlyez the officers gen
orally hev hundred or two bayonets
within reech, and chokin our wrath,
permitted ourselves to be further in
ming from ear to ear riz and proceeded;
, ttALy white friends - sed he, ttdar
pears to be an objection to my refer
ence to de subjeck NV dis -mtxin with
beasts, so Iwon't press de matter. But
Ijask You did sNoer hev three sons2n
s.Hedid," sed
Berry good, iwuz dey all bruddersf"
stHam come from the same fadder and
mudder as the odder two?"
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nWell den it[seems to me, not fully
upderstandin the skrtpturesi dat If we
is beastsI and beastesses dat yoo is
beasts and beastesses, also; and dat
after all we Is brudders," and the dis
gustin old wretch threw, hisarins round
Hlong lost brudder."
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