Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1866-07-11
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1--WE all remember that a steamer, the
Lady Elgin, was some time ago LOST on
o trip afrom Chicago TO Milwaukee, and
about three hundred persons on board were
drowned The frst reportwas that 9ll had
lperishtd; but several escaped al d returned
to their homes after an absence o. from one
to three days. There lived at Milwaukee
at that time q ,bnrly German, named Trib-
lester DOtsWinger, who rejOiced in three
-cOrnered lager beer saloon, an eight-square
vrow, and an oval-faced cherdb OF eighteen
summers, boy by nature, Schneider Dots
winger by name. and graceful as.ayOung
bologna sausage In ell It's pristine bloom.
e. Schneider eoaxed his two derivatives to
go on the 1I-fated steamer. ,-Nsws came
thatahe was lost. The anguish stricken
TeutOn, in a paroxysm of grief, called on a
friend to inquire about his boy. He was in
form d That ssll were lost and, OF course,
his boy was goner. He seated himself on
pile Of books, and thus held forth;
''Mein Gott-mein Gott, Mr.. Bumroy, it's
always shust so as it never wash since it.
wash so, and knows emi have so much
drooblesa dis day as never wash since
makes start NIT mine lager peer grocery.
1t is shust so all der time, and 1 f. els so pad
all d0toe here nit mine pelly. Let us go
und-make, some lager beer drink, and |
delis you pout dat Schneider what shust
now lost me in ter Lady Helshin."
His friend accompanied the grief-stricken
one to, "a saloon where lager beer was held
forth, and over glass OF beer he thus con-
stinued; cs .4eI iN We 4
ea Snow, Mr.. Bumroy, mine heart be auska
.spielt (p'ayed out). Imake so mooch loves
yer dat Schnei e. as ,vot no man never
makes for his, boy, Use had so mooch troO
BILE nit him doc. Ven he vas un fine 'leedle
poy, fat.shust like un leedle pig, he had so
moOch worms 8s no pay never mad, und it
takes more as zwef barrels Of goot hger
peer to get dat poy ont Of worm. Take.
some more peer, IN. Btnsrog =,
"Und den, mine friend, he makes ter lee
die meesles, aud gooInes out all over in und
solid leedle spohts shust like'un papy vot is
freckled as sneVeF-vash, undit costme more
,as doc tollars to. get dat Schneider away
from dem speckles. Und | makes play NIT
him on der vloor und have such fun sphank-
ing him as never wash, und he makes much
grow, and goes out ter door ven he vaults
to, shast like nobody, SO 1t does his poor
ladders heat so much goQt to watch him as
you never saw! Take some more peer, Mr..
s5Sy ssT5ESd dea & he sSskJs6a makes crow asR6ust like no
links. Und he gets so pig In his leedle
stumach, like his taddert Und shust like
his muddeT doo.r He wash shnst such q pOyi
40 hC1tt .Noplih sA1Al4 httAf1OAt SAO"
big, und he drinks SO much lager peer as
his ladder, und heis so much help in minet
grocery. He draws peer so goot as does,
and ] sits all der times seeing Schneider
draw peer, and smokes my pipe to sshleepI
all ter viles. Und now Irveels sopad down
herei Take some more peer, MynlSer BttLn-
royI
sssUnd ndwdat Schneider vas gone make
himself drown On ter Lady Helshinl He
wash so go0t boy as never wash, und / must
get odder little Schneider siiust like him.
/ dell You, Mynheer Bumroy, Ineyer make
myself veeI so pad since dat poy vas not
ink ~ y v y Il ~ 2 y ~ y y 7 a 4.
Just then the door opened and in came
Schneider, living witness fresh from the
disaster, brought up on the cars. u
''Oh, mein Gott, dere e0mps1 dat Schnei-
derl" Jumping uP.g s'0h, Sehpeider, you
tamm rascaL. kiss your fadderl Coon to
yodr poor fsdde arms =, They embrace.
sEow take some lager peer mid your fad
der, Go kissayour mudder,yOu tamm ras-
cal no Here. kiss your ladder, you tamm
rascal vot drown IN der Lady Helshin; und
you tafnm ra-cal, ven next you goes NIT
the Lady Hslshin to ride you sthay here
and dssll lager peer, nnd let your poor fad
der 20 have funs not by tamm sighl Oh,
infin Gott, how makes love that poyi1 It'd
rather find fifty dollars in gold as drown him
NIT ter steamboatln
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