The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-10-20

U U,ooSIs SSIIsnonest % advertising flooding the press
WEI Meeksy, anu are OF class which rs hr,noino ad.
Verusng INTO disreDute and dails nrS7s 1uS7Ins ~ ~
necesslty OF some kind of censorsbin 20 ;3snre
'ii0 ao, paDc against Misrepresentation and fraud
sOoOaatsionsIly, however we NAV and m on
advertisement honesty intensiga3 mn III. III t Hu
GGzehe:- u" Mo" (LonuOn)
ID, Doc REQUIRED a kind master for an o-..,,on,
3ther account than his savage tendsncma MN on mo
II a. r., Pot Office, Clinton 0"0ios' Address
Inc second is from the same paner.
| a COUNTRY CLERGYMAN wopld -, -,
iui TO any benevolent lady thai wonId 0ss L tnaht
LIZ b es service strong motheress GIRL Of
wnom ne IS aux Gus to get from home brt Vt sixteen,
cannot recommend for bonestu anedI Vu1 whom ne
Address, etc, etc. "ONeSS ana uuthfuness.
coming near home, an advertisement 30 ,,,oo,,
savs. nN IN ianc{ articles, in an Eastern paner
SAYS N. Is. Ladies who wish chean ppo, "ho, ,
WIZ 90 well to call soon, as they will ~ sIoe5 Is
i1ngj 1ngj we give the advertiser the bene6t Of the
The following was lately contoi,o, :;
ern paLer:- 1'"'neu III west
| w MHKREAs, at particular times I NAV iroDos.,o
IN my nlends and others to let me have uSnnrD
rs huItiul to me and detrimental to societ wncn
therefore, to forbid any persons Sc i'm me- anis Is,
fhg me nave any on any account or pretense for o
they do will positively proseC NE than tpr
sihnolng any promise may make To the not VeMl.n-
az tne time they may let me have it. 'O"u'HS
1.,.ou,,...., JOHN HOLMES.
! ne was sober and repentant and meant " "en e
h3nest and faithful to him self and to othor. " Oe
, TOT Delng similarly addicted to The fo,hlo
hhniuueu hiro TO- Polly Llnes' advertises her better-
NOTICE. Whereas BENJAMIN r. Tjno, In. -.
b; 10 me use of the "crtterT as 70 rendn
and bornn an uhnt companion for any civilized perso1
whereas my property was, under his aSmin,s,
uaton passing away" found inst consn aunin1s, ms
indeed Ito leave uS his cdSsi bsS and and
seek out place quiet II he will noV ovaId la ana
is own conractnF have no wish to psv aDS DS OF OF
sey mour, September 90 1851 AiNhs'
Poor Polly "Pretty Pollvln
western papers seldom tail to afford amuea-
11nent, even aside from their columns of facetia
The printers sometimes use even the
department to point Joke, One of tben, r.islng
0Ince Is a mile from any other ouildinp and uSbo
nangs his sign on the limb of tree 9dUertaoo %mo
Ior an apprentice, and closes by saving, "a ho1
from We country would be preferred.p Wy
Another advertIses;-
BOY WANTED.-A smart, active bow. who am
read ana write, and Is not disposed TO diylde the
FiOss lecepts OF the establishment tn the propre.
Dispatch Office. r0H "' 'ne
:, Tee % Cgpeper Observer advertises for an editor
III the following terms:-
WANTED AT this office, an EDITOR who can
please everybody; also FOREMAN who can SO
arrange the paper to allow every man Sdvert,so
ment to head the column.
BY the folio wing it Will be plainly seen that in
some parts OF OHIO the schoolm asIer is abroad ;;
while punctuation is nowhere:-
NOTICE TO IREsPAssERs - Notice is hear Rv
Given that now pursen Is pur Mitted to take Eoe
Nuls Oh Enc hlnd out OF MI Woods Mi hogs Must
Live Look onte. M 1
Here is another, which for its morality for
rather, for the want ofit) is really atrocious:-
TO RENT.-A house on Melville avenue, located
Imlmed'ately alongside OF fine plum orchard from
Whlch an abundant supply of the most delicons
1ruit may be stolen during the season, Rent low
ana the greater part taxen IN plUms. "'
The proprietor of Building site in Wisconsin
advertses mis- land for sale in the following
poetic style:-
The Town OF PoeG1s, and surrounding countrv
~ S .ne most beauuiul winch Nature ever made The
ana yoke OF steers. ~ ''ii'
A Yankee (certai My 'irrepressiblen, advnr-
tises that he will repair clocks, lecture on Pbra
hology, mix kicking cows, and go claiming at |
hlgh tide. During his leisure he Will have no |
objection to edit a newspaper In the bargain
But a Mississ ppi paper N some respects
takes the palm for audacity when its o Tn
editor and proprietor advertses so for sale,
having been raised by a Methodist preacher
she has acquired too great partiality for spring
chickens TO be agreeable to the present owners
latch" advertisement have latterly come
he disgust OF the serious trader ~; T;';ro 80 ~
placed amonD ,oticesa in 5e cty iour. Sre
lalsi or IN Tn" ,.lumns Of reading matter OF the
country Weeklies Many of them are exceed |
ngy ingenious, and d dsplay no small degree of
talent in their compilation and adaptation. One
When Anaxagoras was told of the death of his
son, LIE only said:-"1 knew he mortal" So
when we see splendid pair of LADIES' slippers, we
say 81 know they came from Crispln Puffers."
short chapter on Noses ends with an aiver-
tisCment of clothing store:-
NosEoLoGY,-SOme genius. who has dev oted |
much thought and attention to the subject, asses
noses as foilows:-1 The roman Nose; q The Gre |
clan Nose; g.. The Cogitatiye, or WIde-nostrlled
Nose; 4 The Crook ID Nose; 5. The Stub Nose; g. |
l he Turn-up Nose, or Celestial. Now, it must be |
confessed that the prejudice goes very strongly in
thing two knows never fails 10 procure mis- SIM
day clothes at eSc. etc. etc.
Poetical ri advertisements are of such q char |
acter, almost Invariably, as to fail to merit re-
production. One may frequently meet with half |
a column of the trash, which, however ia sell |
dom read. Such as the following NAV be effec.
tive, but only from their brevity. Dewey. for in
stance, grocer in Burlington, Vermont RHYMES |
away ON teas and other po .ables funnily and |
punnily:-
Black, Green, Souchong, and Oolong
Chocolate Cocoa and so along
these are the drinks that go along
AT Dewey's.
Under the heading ''Wiyes Wantedp certain |
advertises new kind of soap:- |
want the wives my plan to try
And save the steam and bubble
Ihai now attend the washing day
Also, the Toll and trouble.
vice ten thousand noble DANES
Pronounce 1t quite treasure
And all unite with heart and voice
To praise it without measure
When you want the bet soap, cal for, etc etc |
The following dunning advertisement is
quoted as one Of the best Of the class II comes
from the West, and has the pure Western flavor.
Had It only appeared lately the advertiser
might have had the benefit OF the wide and
widely extended circulation OF this article. II
is only to be regretted that the writer published
his advertisement too soon:-
NOTICE Persons indebted to the Tusca'oo
Book Store are respectfully solicited 10 nav tbair