The daily clarion. [volume] (Meridian, Miss.) 1863-1866, 1866-03-03
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The last thing out, in bounebs for the .
street is sand to be brown FtNtt Gi1E .
box. with "A little dead w0Odcock pefched (
over the forehead Of the wcarcr, trying I" /
peck out her night eye.
A chemical joker thus alkalisea some .
people say saleIatuS VIII hoL Hall" '1'0
stomach. 1t is ley
PRAYING By TELEGRAPH.-A correspond
ont writes to learn the object aimed at BY
tbc Associated Press reporter, in telegraph
ing from Washington prayers oueIeo ny
cleroyrupn on public occasions, we can
imagine no other reason than tudt tue t.
portCr in question must labor under the ne
fusion that these petitions can oLI5 l1@S"
their destination ria New York, and that
it is n great point gained 70 give tAg-H 81
Iuuch OF a start by telegraph.-N- J. 'L'is7
How TO DRESS WELL-A friend informs
ms that he had hired a smart Co4OIco boy
some time ago rs Il house servant, ana ,h1
hov served MIN faithfully for a very mod
crate COMPENSATION. Our Trend, was, now
ever. uue.sr in mind on one pOlnt-Jue pot
dressed much better than his employer, an"
il was Impossible to understand whence 1-1
cash came to purchase the line clothes ne
wore Visions OF missing table spoons, or
something OF a similar nature, arose pam
fully in MS disturbed mind, and lie deter
mined to question the mysterious coIotoU
dandy as to how the thing was done. Inc
question was satisfactorily answered JAG'
Il PLAYS High Low Jack Wild a party ""J
don't understand the game Ike 1 does
Charleston News.
There is Il Representative from 1as9d
chusetts named Hooper, and a delegate
from Utah, OF the same name, which ac
counts Tor the little mistake OF the Ma5sa
chusetts man receiving the following oI7
patch:
SALT LAKE CITY, Feb. l2.-One Of YOU
wives has lust been delivered OF line BOY
Mother and child doing we'll
ABSENCE OF MIND-My grandfather wa
returning home one evening from IAe ia.
field, driving his oxen before load OF nay
He tied AN old mare which he had beel
nsinp. to the cart Dehind but, happening T.
think OF one OF her tdVOrlEe tilcAs oI po'4l1I
he united her again, and, mounting Ael
rode alongside stIu driving the oxen.
He fell into i deep reyerie, as was III
wont, in which old mares and ali otne
yexatious subluuaTy matters were Dan4sAe
from his mind. Rut this serene state w"
suddenly broken up by his happening l
think, when near home, that he had, WIe
starting from the hay neId, tied that UNI III
beast TO the cart behind
Entirely forgetting the precautlon he ma
afterward taken, he wAlrIed about only
discover that she was missing from tu
placs; and, supposng that Sue mad pulIe
loose, he rode back aL luL EdiLoP III 9~1.io
of the story vixen.
In the course of half mile he met one
his neighdors, Il suffering fellow, 10 "hoI
he called out to know II he had seen an
thing OF her. Before the man had hall sl
mounted the t-t-t-t-t's (perhaps from u
comical expression OF his face the who
truth flashed into my grandtather's MN
and he turned back at full speed, wItho'
waiting for a reply to his inquiry, only e
claiming, q.
Let her 20 I'll not look her up :,
But it was too late for him to save I'm
self, aud his neighbors in the old Connec
emf village never suffered the story 10
forgotten as long as he lived there.