The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1866-11-29

| DTeIhlen, sea !, 'tnem Boston ADilSh-
nlsts hey no cleer underStandin NV the
skrpter When Ham wuz Gust by No
ar, wat wuz that cuss "lIe shel be a
servant unto his brethren" Not unto
strangers--not unto the Phiistne or
the Girgeshite, or the Milerite, but un-
to his brethren. How Good he be SER
want unto his brethren except tbro
amalgamashent Onless we analga-
mated with elm, how wood the male
niggers be our brethren! Oh my breth-
req, we wuz obliged to do these things
that the skripters mite be fulfilled, and
to the credit w the Southern people be
it sed that they never Shrunk from the
performance nv dooty. The per cent.
Nv yeller niggerS in this State attests
how faithful Kentucky hez bin.
But to resoom. We hev sinned in
permitlin skools to come in and unfit EN-
for their normal and skriptural condish-
en-, but these is not all Ny brethren
go to Esq. McGayitts and get the town
ship Bible and search till you find this
/ yer tex:
And no man putteth new wine into old bottles,
! else the new wine doth bust the bottles, and the
! wine is spilled.
My brethren, wich is the bottles &?
The Dlmocrisy, Nv coarse, and the most
NV em may be considered old ones
! We hev actid as bottles, carrying about
foods, not percisely wine, but the mod
ern substitute therefor, from our eari-
est infancy. Wich is new wine? The
Abishnists wich tolered Johnson, NV
course. New wine is frothy-so wuz
they. New wine fzzes-so did they.
New wine hez strength for a minit-so
he'd they New wine is mrcliable-so
wuz they. At Philadelphia, the putin
Nv this new wine into old bottles wuz
accomplishment that accursed place,
anshent Dimocrisy wich believes in
Ham and IIager, met and fell onto the
mex Nv Seward and DOolittle, wich in
vented Ablishinism, and we mingled our
teers together-the new wine wuz put
into the venerable old bottle NV Dimoc.
risy, and notwithstandin we hooped it
with Federal patronage it busted, and
great wuz the bust thereof; and the
fragments wv the bottle wuz prone onto
the earth, and the new wine is runnin
round permiscus, SO wuz the Skripter
fulfilled.
And my brethren, while 700 are at
the Squire's huntin up that tex, keep on
till 700 find another, to-wit:
No man also scweth piece Nv old cloth onto
new garment, else the new piece that illeth it up
taketh ii away from the old, and the rent is made
worse.
My hearers, Democrisy went to Phil
adelphy in SCOT of gray, wich it he'd
bin wearin for five years. 1t was tru-
ly old and ther wuz greevious rents in
it, made mostly by bayonets and sich.
Oh, why wuznt we content to wear it Z?
Why wuz we not satisfied with it?
Agin wuz the skripters fulfilled We
patched up the Confedrit gray with
Federal blue; we put onto the back,
Seward onto the knees, Randall; on
to the shoulders, Cowan; and onto the
seat, johnson, and they wuz stitched
together with Postoffisis. But it didn't
hold. The skripters wuz fulfilled
the old cloth wuz rotten, and one by
one patches fell off, somewhat dirtied,
and takin with EN- a part NV the old,
and the rents is bigger than before,
Our coat is bustid at the elbows, our
pants is frayed round the bottoms, out
at the knees, and from behind the flag
NV distress waveth drearily in the cold
wind.
My brethren, we will succeed when
we stick to our integrity. Wat wuz
the yoose Nv our assoomn what we did
not hev? Wat wuz the sence Nv our
askin our people to vote for Kernels for
COngris, wich he'd, doorin the war,
drafted their sons? Wat wuz the yoose
nv talking constitooshnel amendments
to men who spozed that Internal In
provements and Nashnel Bank wuz
still the ishoos Wat wuz the yoose Nv
lettn go our holt on nigger equality,
wich is the right bower, left bower and
ace Nv the DemocriSy, its tower Nv
strength, its anker and cheefest trust,
and wich is easy ny comprehension and |
emnently adapted to the Democratic
intelleck, and taking up questions wich |
will all be settled ten years afore they |
begin to comprehend em2 In breet, |
wat wuz the sense, my brethren, in put
tin new wine in old bottles-uv patchin |
old cloth with new. Let us be warned |
and never repeet the fatle error.
The congregashen dispersed some
what sadly, but ez they gethered at Bas-
CONS to discuss the sermon, wuz graf !
flied at observin visible improvement
in their temper. Bascom hisself bussel-
ed around lively; Deekin Pogram re-
marked, that, probably it wuz unskrip-
tooral to put new wine into old tubs,
but ez he didn't hev an ice that the pro-
hibishen extendid to new whisky, he'd |
resk it, bust or no bust, and he pizened |
hisself very much in the old style, and |
Elder Slather and Kernel McPelter so
far recovered their sperits ez to hang the |
nigger l mensbend in the beginnin ez
lookin pleased at the church. The Cor
uer's is rapidly gettin itself agin.
PETROLEUM V. Massey, p. NJ.