The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1866-11-16
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[From the Toledo Blade
MI. Nasty Dreams "a DrcREn-A.
johnson King.
CoSFkDRIT Y ROADS,
(wich is in the Siait nv Kentncky)

$ CoSFkDRIT Y ROADS,
(wich is in the Sait nv. Kentucky) :
:G October "a, 1866.
| +, Dreams is o,ly vouchsafed to persons NY
a imaginative and speritooal nacher of
whom a,n which. There ant anything
gross or sensual about me that know NV.
| Troo | eat pork, but that is to Offset the
effex of whiskey, wich, ct twasn' t tlconnter.
acted, wood make me entirely too ETHEREAL
/ for this grovelin world. 4 eat pork to re-
! strain my exhnberant imagiuashun and en-
able inc to me to come down to the dry de-
tail'uv offish'l life-to fit me for the proper
discharge nv my duties ez postmaster.
! Whiskey lifts me above the postion-pork
brings me back agin. Its fat and greasy
like the pay and perquistes NV the Post
master g-it cones from the most nasty,
senseless and unclean NV animals, like our
eommishuns lin short,I recommend all NV
Johnson's Postmasters to eat PORK. Its
their material diet.
Last mite partook NV pound or so too
much, and ez conscience, didn't sleep
lweh. While wuz eatin, (moistnin my lips
with Louisville consolation, the while,l
lwuz musin onto Sewartl's question wheth-
er they lwoodchev johnson President or
King, and while musin fell in2 the arms nv
! IMorius. My mind bust loose from the body
and sored. Ez sunk to sumber the mar
row room which is at wunst my offs and
dormitory, widened and enlarged, the hum,
BILE chairs become suddenly upholstered in
gorgus style, the taller dip become multi
piled into thousands uvgorgus chandeliers,
the portraits Nv His llighness the President,
and the other Democrats on the wall, became
alive. comprehended the situation to
wunst Androo johnson had cut the Cor
jan knot with sumboddyss sword, aud had
carried out his Policy to its material conclu.
sion. lie 'wuz King, aud WIZ reigi in un'
der the title nv Ahdroo the ], and wuz lin
my dreem NV course) in his kingly halls,
1t wuz, melhawt, reception mite. His
High MIghiness wuz eittin onto elava-
ted throne covered with red velvet and
studded with diamonds, and pearls, and
onyxs and other precious stones-onto
his head wuz a crown, and he wuz envel'
oped into robe NV black velvet. his nose
and the balance nv his face gleamin out like
a flash nv Eighteenth from a thunder cloud.
! Iyin PROSTATE at the foot NV the throne
dOn the offs NV footstool, wuz Charles
Sumner, wunst Senator, wich wnz typikle
NV the complete triumph we he'd won over
onr enemies, while doin other menial oiilses
about the halls, wuz Wade. Wilson, Fessen.
den, Sherman and others who he'd opposed
the change from Republic to a Kingdom
They wuz clothed in approprit costoom
knee breeches and sich, and presented pc
lkoolyerly imp0sin appearance.
Carriages contaipin the nobility began to
arrive, and ez they entered, the Grand High
Lnrd GhambeFlin NV the Palis, the Marks
Won Randall announct EN-. Dock dc Da
Wis rwuz eiackelatid, and Jefferson entered
"5Earl Won Toombs,' "Sir Joseph Il. John
ston," q Marks de Bonregard," Count dc
Pollard" aud so forth -s
Notiuin that the titles he'd heerd wuz
mostly tackled to Souther men, asked Gid
Idy WeIes, Ylloswnz stapdin by, why II wul
!. thus, and he said that Northners wnznl
Freely ft for it. We wnz he said, a low
\ grovlin race and coodent adapt ourselves tC
Che habits NV nobility. The south WIZ
shiveirops and Good do il, They wuz giy
4 EN- to tournaments and kieh-they he'd go
accustomed tocirkn us clothes aud Good weal
sword without its gettin aWkwardly be
tween tile legs. Northern men, such ei
were faithful, WINS allowed TO barsk III tlii
smiles uvjroyaltys bnt it wnz in sich posi-
tious ez sooted their capacity. lie, for in
stance, he'd charge NV the royal ponlir,
( yard, position which he bleeved he fills'
10 the entire satisfaction nv his beloved an
lroyai master. He he'd now four hens
settiu, each on four gssy and he haPed II
the course of two gearsfef there wuz n
adverse circumstances, to hev fresh egg
for khe royal table. 1T wnz a positiou q
y great responsibility and one wich weighe'
Iupon him. Seward wuz priyy eounslel
Doolittle wuz steward Nv tho loesehoF