Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1866-11-14

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The mammoth hotel at Williams
port the '1lerdic House" is TO be sold
at sheriffs sale.
The telegraph Of Switzerland is the
property Of the State, end they charge
one cent per word for any distance
A Chicago wife, on the death Of her
husband by cholera, locked up the
house and ran away with a live fellow.
Family Jars are plenty as ever in
pious New England. Nine divorces
in one town in Vermont recently.
Carlos L. Golden, Of Chicago, died
of cholera on the 26th ult., and his
wife of consumption on the same day.
A Mormon bishop recently deceas-
ed leaves IL wives and AZ children to
mourn his loss
What's the latest and sweetest thing
in onnets 7 The ladies faces, to be
sure.
A man at Dubuque, Ia, got his life
insured and then tumbled from a
church spire and knocked his brains
out.
The fall bonnets are pronounced
s1ovolv," "cbarming," "petite," "joli,'
ssplendid," "eloquent," unique"
recherche"
Mrs. Eva Lancaster, wife OF an edi-
tor in Texas, is conducting the paper
while her husband is avoiding arrest
by the Freedman's Bureau.
Why is the suspension Of the hdbeas
corpus act in Ireland beneficial to the
FeniansY Because it quickens their
apprehcnsions.
The key to mothers heart is the
baby. Keep that well oiled with
praise, and you can unlock all the
pantries in the house.
Speaking of the undeveloped wealth
of the country, loafer said that was
exactly his position he possessed vast
resources-was very rich-but his
wealth was undeveloped.
Rev. Mr.. Carroll, pastor Of the Ar.
Dor Hill Methodist Church in Albany,
has been dismissed and forbidden TO
exercise his ministerial functions, on
the ground of immoral conduct
A man up the river got married,
went on his tour, and cut his throat
the second day out. He would have
saved money by doing it before he
started.
A foolish and timid Tennessee swain
attempted suicide on his wedding day.
A stomach pump relieved him and a
little old Bourbon gave him pluck to
meet his fate with coming dignity.
A little son of John Mprrissey, Of
New York, was lately bitten by q
monkey belonging toan organ-grinder
If he is never bitten by one of his
"papa's" "tigers' he'll be fortunate.
A wicked but pretty little chamber
maid stole lady's jewels at the ST.
James Hotel in New York, valued at
$4,000. She cried dreadfnlly when a
detective discovered them in her pal
pitating corset.
The case of Lindsay, the Rev. per-
son who killed his child because it
wouldn't say its prayers, has been put
over until January. Lindsay defends
the killing, declaring that it was in
the way CT duty.
Gotleib Roherer's infdelity so gricv-
ed Mrs. Roherer, Of Hartford that
she drowned her SORROWS in flowing
bowl of poison but a stomach pump
restored her to Gotleib and fresh sor-
rows.
Mr.. Greeley has made 100000 out
of the "Great Conflict" No wonder
that he wants another civil war. If
he can get another war started he
would make as much more. Patriotic
is it not.
Bishop Whipple states that he has
been in Minnesota seven years, and
has seen much of the Indians there, Of
whom there are about $4,000. He
gives them credit for many virtues,
exceptin districts corrupted by tho
whites.
BoRERs IN APPLE TREEs.-Much has
been written about this pest, and the
whole of it does not amount to any
thing. When you find that Que has
made a hole in the tree, drive in a
plug. That is death to them. SO
says somebody.
A young lady in Wisconsin had
both legs and her collar bone broken
by the kicking of horse Her hoops
touched the horse while she was pass
ing on the sidewalk. He began kick
ing and one foot got entangled in her
hoops.
"lf you ever marry" said Roman
consul TO his son, "let it be a woman
who has sense enough to superintend
the setting of meal of vituals, taste
enough to dress herself pride enough
10 wash before breakfast, and sense
enough to hold her Tongue when she
has nothing to say"
When Judge, a momberofCon.
grcss from Ohio years ago, was op
posed as the second election on ac.
count Of Incorporate habits, he good
naturedly admitted the fact, but insist
ed that he never was SO drunk as moi
fairly TO represent bis constituents. Hs
was elected by atriumphant majority
A correspondent Of the Army anc
Navy Journal says that experiment.
at Fortress Monroe prove incontcst
bly, what was well known 10 practica
naval officers before, viz; that n,
monitor in the navy would stand iol
any length of time the hammerinl
from a solid 10 inch shot; and il il
doubtful whether il would stand more
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