The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1866-11-11

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j,icesh in the name Of "Brick'' - . brick.
he learns that his Kalista has 'sdpne gons''
and rot married unto another ''feller" where
1t he rushss Of into lamentations and remi.
niscences thos
"Oh, DEAR This is much misery Where>
fore shall We Zee nowi How We used TO do
the counting for thess girlsl Candy. pea
nuts, worm lozsngers, peppermint drops, IT.
tie balls Of honey soap, night bioom'ns fos
seriousness, and snch evidences did We pour
into them laps Of hers, vhereon| q sespes
chimes this head Of ours did rest 4-Ob, dear
o K-listal
"We used to blacken our boots, starch onr
hair, grease our SHIRTS, and curl our eyebrows
r.. H. ~..l ID eodn hNrAa for hNF
maternal derivation to culture corn, and we
MIXED the brindle heifer ~ Whist no other
boy could milk, and we split some oven wood
| for her ma, and who would not?
"And ct night, when bats came forth, and
| tumble bugs cfawled over the lea and young
| pullets sat il maiden meditation, fancy free.
| holding their heads under enc wing 80 ~ "a
learn love BY hearing their hearts beat, ve
would hasten under Kalista's window and
che would, with her lilly white hand, snail nj
| by the hair till We arrive ct the bower OF love
| a. she called her garnet, Twas thus our
| hair became less, aud our confectionery for
| Kalista increased.
uWhen the week had busted on the rock OIL
| Saturday night, we used to wander by the
| brooklet. and let the brooklet wander too
| and kalista went forth with us. Hand In
| hand, like Saimese ministers, We roamed sal
| on the dewey bank to catch coldin our heads
| And, We used to decline against fatherly
and motherly elm tree und squeeze our each
other. As We rolled our eyes and peeked
upward into the blue vault, our spirits long
/ ed 70 vault into it, but didn't. oh, thu
| sparkling ii heaven in two volumes, with the
| price omitted. Did you ever spark {? II moi
| advance your works upon female crinoline
| dear, and commence sctive hostlihes te
| onct.
| "Onct We spanked Kalista when her moth
| or was looking. The old lady stopped al
| because il reminded her Of other times, SO
she said. But then she didn't keep Us stop
! ped. When we wanted to repose our head
| kalista held her lap, and into it We went like
| an apple. When We wanted kiss We told
| Kalista euch was our desire, when she voule
lean her amber head over upon our forcei
| and say. Nov Brick tea 10 ready We car
just gamble We took tea from thai little tabls
| lots Of times, and never asked any one to helI
put back the plates kalista w3s fephyl
on kiss. 1t was pretty near her best holt
| Making mush was kalista's charm, Wher
the water did boil, how she sprinkled inca
| into the iron-iron-receptacle- kettle. anc
then shake her locks in glee to see the infan
| mush bubble and sputter like fellow kissing
| baay with his mouth full of beach nuts-
| 1--WE courled, spanked, and coufted kalists
seven long years. She grew from size &c
| greater size. and all went merry - holiday
| brll. Kalistas maternal author said w
might, and We should have welded bat fol
| u 10 1ks.
| Then there came from the vat . journey
man converter, and he offered Khlista all he
| had and the pair welded at onceE and nov
Kslista is telling some other delegate tha
| tea is ready I And thus another Of oul
hopes is spilled over life's precipife, and W
are left to n ourn for the candy WE gave unto
KAlista, who left us all to die"