The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1866-12-15


be The only mother ,of young man Ike
yor. Then THROWN. considerable Pc.
thos into my voice. said, you have
nletker?9f TsdmsasI =: ge5IE5sa
BE said, You liel'' got dowu. aadI.s
called aDothr cab, but said nothin to this
driver abon6 his parents i aHf
The British Mooseum, is a magiFcsnt
show for the people, tits kept open. for
the 5eueftoFan. 70 !s9 '3''' sa' g ''e4s'
The hunhlsI cosiymonger who trsSstsa'
! ses, the busy streets with . carI7c 0ntaiainoF
all kinds of vegetables, such as .eaFretss8}
/ turnips. ETC, and avn by "a spirited, 3
\ jaok ass-he' can go 20 the mooseum aud
reap bsne fits othereftom as well as the
lord of high degree. qeT sssdi - I'D
Aud this" ! said, sis the British
fmoOseum These nohls walls, e I con-
! timed, punching them with my umbreiIer
/ 10 zee if the masonry was all right-b1tI
wasn't allowed to finish my enthusiastic
Premarks, for man with gold band On hisol
That said, in a hash voice, that musss7
stop poking the walls. I told him I
would do so by all means. you see,
II said, taking hold OF the tasseI which
waved frsm the mans belt, and dTsWiao5
him close to me- IN confidential way. }
+ you. see, I'm looking round this, moose-s,
unl, and If Ike it I Shall buy it,"
II Iustd oflaF6n heartily at these remarks.
which Eas made ina goakia spiFit,s the
1 maa frQwRed dark y and walked away bsgo
f. l first visited the stuffed animalsssof 3
1 which the gorrillers Interested me most.
These simpl, minded monsters live ia
l.lEsEs5lzgs and are believed fo be human
/ bsins TO a slight extent altho' ttey are not g.
allowed TOW te. In this departments is e
one or two, superior CRATES. i never :
Wouldsd l weIea bird, but I've some /,
TIMES wished l was a giraffe. on account
of the long distance from his mouth to his
fs;ummuek. Hence if he Lowell beer, one
lmugfUl would give him SIS much enioy>1s
ment while goin down as forty mu0fnls
would ordinary persons Aud he would
mot get intoxicated, which is a beastly
way of amusin onself, mustsay. ike
little beer now and then. and when the
teetotailegs informs Us, as they frequently
do, that it is vile stuff, aud that even The
swine shrink from it, I say it only shows
thatthe swine is an ass who don't know o,
/ what's good; but to pore gin and brandy
down ones threat as freely az though is 3
4 wore fresh milk, is the most, idiotic way,
.kof goin TO the devil that know Of.
Ienjoyed myselfvery much looking at
the Egyptian lnummys. the Greek vases.
etc., but it occurred TO me there vas
rsyther too many Roman antiquitys of an
uncertain date. Nov like the British,
Mooseum, as said afore, but when I
Sc a1et of'erthern jugs and pots stuck
4 up on shelFesand all sofa uneertin dates
I'm alta, loss 10 Exactly deteImiu whether
they ara lhosapd years old or wss bought p
recent. can cry ike child over a Jug
one thousand years of age especially Is
ia Roman jug; but a jug of uncertain date
\ dosent oNerwhelm me with emotions, q
Jugs and polssof an uUoertin age is doubt
less .vallyable property, but like the de-
I be- lures of the London, Catham and Do
yer railway, man doesn't want too many.
! l was debarred out of the readin room. Dc
A man told ms I7must apply by letter fors,
ADMISSION, aud that must get somebody 4
ITO testify that 1 was respectable. T'ma;.
little 'fraid l shant get in there. Seems
1 elderly gentleman, With a BENEVOLENT look
iq. face, near by veutured to ask him it
be would certify that l was. stsspeeable.T
He said he certainly would net, but he.
s17cHld put nae IN charge of 9 policeman
- as sioula Dc me alsg gpesl "a thought
struck me- = sselsf 81 70 A15. 1sJssss, -
l saldsdl srofa I8Is4 81 A-a g basi e
-" i Ell. said the man who had listen =
\ eb to my. application. "you hare done it
now! You stood some chance before
i / will dgetithis' Infamous wretch's name
l.beforedyou 60 TO press, so you can de-
nounee him sia the present number of
your eYicelflent. l9urpai. e eco gus nedy 81
ogThe statute of Apollo is q pretty, slick
i statute. A young yeoma6 seemed ina.
FpTss sed7witnit. He viewed IT with silent
Admiration. isAt home; IN The beautiiub
: rural DISTRICTS where tee daisg, sHeetlg,r
blooms ;, ue would be swearing in a herrl;.
,itt.es1s manner al his bullock, and w6acki6s'
lem over the head with hayfork,s but
here in3thepreseaeeaofa Art be fs7a ciaangRp
! ed bein5 f. iasilacg aid toHeb zsdtsT
/, 1 told Ibe atten lent that ii tie British.
nation would stand theexpense of, a mar
4 BILE bust OF, myself, would wiIiingIy,sit
e. p some talented scllptist ttI feel said
0 l, "that this is a dooty owe to posteri-
3 tyr He said itawas hilg2 pfob'l, but he
/ Twas inclined to think that the British ma
: e1ion WTouldpt care 10 enrich the mooseum
# with a bust of me, altho' he Ventured to
= - .HHt IL paiO loE one mVseu Is
would be accepted cheerfuEly by Madam
Iussaud3 who would give tia prominent
IN beg Chamber of Horrors.
lb Rhe young man was very polite, ana u
, thankt him kindly. s.
: After visiGni the Refres hnent F5oaa al. I
!: paFtaAin of half achicken ''ef a uacer |.
! tain ags,'1I like the Roman ianliquitys Il
E have PFevisly spoken Of repaired 70 leave :,
81 As passed through the animal room ].
h observed with pane that benevolent Der /.
| son was urgin tKestult ete pbantrs accep q
III alcold mufint but I did not9eel called o, :
tosreuionstrate With. him any more, tbs n
!. 4 did with two young persons OF differes &
l sexes who had retired behind she Ryneo, !.
/ Fserhoss to squeeze each other s fbaf4ds :.
I IuiiactsI raiher approved of the alatst r.
! Proceedin,5 foriit carried me back 10. ID e
[ tsHnny spring time of my life. I'm, IL