New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1866-09-17
MISCELLANEOUS.

TIE PRESIDENTIAL STUMP STRETCHES DISCUSSED.
Why, Kitty, you don't say so-called your husband
Iraitorl don't believe it. Yes, lie did; Jake told
80 to-day st dinner Such was the conversation
hoard Kitchen Of farmhouse near Troy as came
In one evening after days tTouthshngbut place aux
dAmes." Minnie Thompson, the other disputant, here
broke in with, Du tell; vhyewbat did ne sayi He
said he meant to fight out the battle with Northern
traitors and my Jake told that means the Republican
party as he belongs TO- Laws mssy Kitty if he wants
10 find traitors and sch Ike hoe better turn his the
other way should think. And that's true, Minnie for
my husband said they hsted the old Secesh nag Moo
OTleens tother day If that isn't should like
to know what is Here old AuDtif who had justbeguD to
lay the table for supper put in her question Why girls
when did be say sol Why after the grand dinner down
there in York Well Kttie, returned Auptie some folks
do feel kind er bad after eang mebbe he's troubled with
the dyspepsy. If my poor dear nan eat greens corn or
pickles ne alters ugly at after it; but knew
twarnt his fault but his misfaStin, didn't mind it;
mebbe it's SO with President johnson. No 10 amt, said
Kittx positively; is no sieh thing; it's his ugness
lnnio chned in with IL hes troubled with colo bet
ter send him some Of Tune Dikeman's eogswasher
s(Krchenwasser thatn cure it, Here Sande Ferguson,
Scotch farmer who had just entered and vasthen washing
his hands at the sink, took up the ball Yed bet
ter send him whusky. Tnnls only murtheIs II
by pttng his cherTysianes IN 1T Anywiy, said
said Minnie Joe Benson says it's the best thing in the
worlagn cholera 1t won't do FOR the President added
Kitty for I've heerd hes teetotaler they bad quite
time about it at Washington when he offs Here
Minnie condemned him utterly by holding both hands
screyag mp her mouth and making face as long a the
piled Mnnie heefd it straight from Susie Miller, and
She got it straight from jerry and he knows Oh about IT,
for he's bin 70 Washington often when ne was s9ler
know they alters 60 there to change. Well aaid Auntie
they must have mighty big washngl Here j was APP
peacd TO- and responded OF course the soldiers get all
their clothes there and i believe there is a very
considerable quantity Of dirty linen washed there
occasionally. Whose soap do they use impaired
promptly. Tbad. steyenss / believe Is it hard or
sof, Oh, very hard but man named Raymond keeps
mighty sight on 7, rcjoned Auntie. Oh, Pshsw cried
KITTY; Mr.. Noodles banning you, Auntie-men folks
wash They're darned sight too lazy for that-thsts
my notion by the & I've afsd tel S Ss o s1s EN- advent
South. Is il 50 You alude 10 the mean whites, an
swered he the more credit is due 70 him for hay-
ing 80 highly distinguished hmsef anyway he's not
mean white now for the first families of the South, most
of whom have received favors from his ha1d are proud
20 DO him honor But Mr. Noodle, says Kitty, does be
take snuff with a shovel aIds eat dirt ike q duck I'm
not sure, replied J. whether be takes snuff not but
i feel assured he has no appetite for ducks
I've heera say that cen the women down South
eat DIRT the nasty creatures and jerry said IL made him
sick their mouths all covered with snHf. Come
come said l. that's bad considering how kind they
SO questioned Minnie t1rningkheT black eyest full upon
Certainly, replied i, the soldiers couldn't keep EN-
OF at Eew0rleans. When our men jumped into car all
th&grls within hail were after them IN minute. fe
don't say So cried Aunte. It's all BAN, ggged Kittie
know besern that. Here Sandie who coming the
Albany paper asked II ia read the news Of the day
OttA, CpuNAteO NC, AAo
got limited invetation frae the Governor and he
does pit things cht that's certain; hesays Ee have
departmental the Government throwing every impedimen
IN the way, while the Others trying TO restore and heal
the brooches made by the Now, Mr. Noodle, ye ken
there three departments 70 the Government; Lp in
proper order they stand created-the legislative
Judicial and executives take II may be pretty certain
that nae difficulty exists between the twa Former the
department placing impedmens in the way must refer TO
the executive And when he says the time Is approach
Jog Cor other persons to do their dny II is pity
he ddn temper his observation by saying where anu
how. Bat my certe, to the first State Minister
ming fouad The country making merry Andrew OF him
self hs no bate; it's not edifing at all. Oh shut up
Washington for grand folic, and brought the foders
and sailors aong-with them TO take OF em when they
get sboozy Come, Mr.. Noodle, Sande, and all OF ye
Shouted AuRtie-seppers waiting and the trout are on
the tables eAngs better than pOlucking any da! Of the
week