The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-01-18

sui, of clothes. and no man could be eectuaiiy
disguised. We look like gentleman. Upon FIRST |
putting them or felt like cat in a strange garret
and for = long time thought were s~apped Cd |
We went 70 the house and scared the baby almost !
into fits our rife asked Us if wanted ID see Mr.
Clark, and said he at the office; went there,
and pretty Of business men came IN with
strip of paper In his hand. He asked if the editor
was in told him thought not then asked him if
be wished 20 him particularly ?-sad be wanted
him to pay that bill told him didn't believe he'd
be in business man lett We started 70 the house
again met couple of young ladies; ore of them
asked the other What handsome stranger IS that
In our dilemma W a friend, and told him who we
were and got him TO introduce to our wife, who IS
who is ; proud Of as she caa be- The next
time get suit OF clothes we shall let our
wife know il beforehand"
Hints.-f your hands are tender aud you would
them from friction of the beve or other tool
in use apply some hard tallow, rubbing it on the
heve and your hands will slide without clustering
Try IT,
If your leather mttens become hard and stiff, oil or
greese them. II also good plan 10 grease them
when engaged in outdoor labor during wet, snowy
or RAINY weather. Il does buckskin as much good to
greeso it as any leather. You wash out greese
and dirt with soap and water whenever you
please.
PosrscRIPr To PRAIxR-The Black minister Was
closing up his prayer, when some white boys in the
corner had the i'll 20 laugh, that the sable
suppliaut heard them He had said but raomen. be-
fore and very earnestly, " Bless all dat is human,
when the laugh occurred; and commencing again,
just before the Amen the pious old negro said:
90, Lord, not in de habit Of addin' post
scripts to our prayers but if the spresson, Bless
. b; &, 1aa II urhi tie
ler., den We pray dat de Lord will Dress some dat
ain I human, Also besides. Amen :!
Artemus says :-.As for the Wards, they air known
all the world over and every big city in the blessed,
Union has its little divisions called after them In
New York and Boston there is the first Ward, and
the second Ward, and to the one hundredth
Ward and in Paris and London, and everywhere we
are honored With the rememberanees. guess
that. some honor And dewK South, IT'S more
than probable they've some Wards in their small
villages apa popular that even the working
apartments in the pententiaries are named IN the
way"
The Sultan has ordered the French painter, NJ
GuiIs menet to paint his portrait. 1t Is against all
Turkish rule and custom have pictures taken they
are used to looking them as kind OF IDOLS But
reform is the watchword of age, and the staona-
nv Ottoman Porte tries up to the mark. No
doubt Europe will be treated with the enchanting
photographs of the bellies OF the Imperial harem
meeting of German ladies is to take place shortly
nj Leip.ic to consider the of giving girls a
more Independent position by educating them for
various trades and professions. This has already
been done, certain extent in Germany. At Munic
there commercial school for girls at LeiPsic girls
are employed as compostors, and in Berlin as watch
makers.
General Sherman and Joe johnson met at the
Gayoso House. Memphis the 18th, tor the first tiGae
since the surrender of the latter TO the former IN
North Carolina The Bulletin says the greeting of the
soldiers kindly and cordial Hundreds of citizens
called on the Generals, who left the 18th by
the same conveyance for the North.
Mr.. Chharles windech. of Detroit, while dane
Ing schottische with a lady, at ball on the 18th
ult aud having made the circuit OF the hall, stagger
ed and fell, and before he could be placed on lounge
was ad tie lately from Titusville, Pa. He
died of heart disease.
A California editor speaking OF the COMPLAINTS b,
his readers that he don't publish all the local item
they desire see Justly observes that is often thei
fault in not sending the facts. He says ne don
like publish birth after the child is weaned, mar
rage after the honey moon Is over, the death of
man after his widow is married again.
| A Yankee down east has recently invented ra
| cxterminator consisting of sort of powder snuff
the animal jerks his head off at the third sneeze
sub wants know il it has been used in print
/ ing office
If exercise promotes health. those who collect oil
bills for editors should be the longest lived people
earth
| A London paper has the following advertisement
piano for sale, by lady about to cross the chann'
with carved legs, in oak case.
! Anumbsr Of persons drowned Bangor
Me- BY the breaking of ice on which they were ska
/ ing.
/ Application for pardon at the rate of from 500
500 per week are received at the AdjusaRt General
! office. But few granted.
We cannot censure d man in bushes
who does not advertise II he has nothin
worth advertising; but readers mus
know that the business man who throw
out his sign in newspaper, and is nc
ashamed of his stock of goods, can a
WAYS furnish better quality at lowe
prices than those, who, either from sham
or penuriousness, never let the publ
know what they have or what they al
doing.
Brevet Major Thatcher. during pal
of the year 1864, disbursing officer ;
Indianapolis and recently tried by Cou
Martial for the defaulcatien of S24, 00l
was found guilty and sentenced to
fined $4,000, imprisoned for five year
and dismissed the service. Gen. Or
, has remitted the fine and Imprisonment
AT a printers festival, on Franklin
birthday. the following was the fifth reg
lar toast: The editor and the lawyer
the devil is satisfied with the copy of Il
! former, but requires the original of Il
latter.
Secretary Stanton and Judge he
t have both declined to deliver the eulos
e on President Lincoln. 1t is intimat,
: that Speaker Colfax will do It
A man in Albany put handkerchi