Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1866-09-14
Nasty and Androo.


Dsrr OFT, th at after Mr. j johnson had de-
clare his fat, Nasty it must be, Sec
retlr Y Seward seiested that a clean SKIRT
Woul improve his personal appearance,
anl akkOrdingly cirkular Wuz sent to
the clerks in the Departments, assassin
e for that purpose. Sich nv EN- ez re-
foUs ed to contribute their quota Wuz IN
stan tly d dismissed for dislOyalty.
A. las we started, and 1 must say We
wuz got up in highly cOncliIat0Ty style
Every " un of the civilians Nv the party
wore bu zzum pins, ct settry, wleh Wus
pressnte to EN- by the Southern dele
gates to the Philadelphia Convention,
Wicb wuz made av the bones Nv Federal
soldiers Wich he'd fallen at various bat
ties. Sum Of en- Wuz partiklerly valuable
ez antee ks, hevin bin made from the
bones Nv the fust soldiers who fell at Bull
Run.
The N 90 York recepshun wuz gay
affair. I never saw His Imperial High
ness in better spirits, and be delivered his
speech to better advantage than / ever
heard him do It before, and bleeVe we
heard it a hundred times. We left Moo
y Ork sadly. Even now ez / write the
re N EN- bra nee nv that purceshun-the re-
cOllecshun Nv that banquet fingers around
me, and the taste Nv them wines is still
in my mouth. But we he'd to go. We
he'd a mis- IN to perform, and We put
ALBANY-There Wuz immense crowd
but the Gear nv all the Amerikas didn't
git orf his speech here. The Governor
welcomed him, but he welcomed him eZ
the Cheef Magistrate Nv the nashun, and
happened to drop IN LincOln's name.
That struck a chill over the party, and
the EFesldent got out Nv 1t es soon es pos
sibIe. Bein reserved as Cheef Magistrate
and not ez the CRATE Paeifcator, amt his
Eggslency's best holt. 1t WuZ unkind nv
Gov. FentOn to do IL. IF he takes the
papers he must know that his Mightiness
amt got but one speech, and he ought to
heV made such resepshun as would have
enabled him to hev got off. We shook
the dust ot nv our feet and left Albany
in disgust.
SKENA cTADY. The people Nv this de-
lightful little village WIZ awake WheR the
imperial train arrived. The changes
heven t bin made in the Offices here and
consekently there was a splendid recep-
shun. didn,t suppose there Wuz so ma
ny along the Mohawk. / was pinted out
by sum as the Presidents private adviser
"a sort Nv private Secretary Nv State,
and after the train started L fonnd 2l1
petitions for the Post Offs in Skenaktady
IN my. side coat pocket, Wieh the. patriots
who he'd hurrahed so vociferoUsly he'd
dexterously deposited there The iasi-
dent wuz mQVin one. Thank Ssod, "
otlces to CIV, we kin allU8 beV party.
Tne Sultan swung around the cirkle
Wunst here aud leaving the Oonstooshn
In their ha nds the train moved off
ROME Here we he'd a splendid receD-
shun aud never heard his majesty speak
m IRE, felloltOUsly. He menshuned to the
autlence that he he'd swung around thu
Soa5hern side Nv the eirkle and Wuz now
swinging around the Northern side Nv it,
and that he Wuz 6ghtin traitors on all
sides. He left the COnstitOeshn in their
hau1s and bid en- good bye. / reserved
at tRis pint only $50 petitions for the
POST oils, wIeh l took ez bad omen for
the -comlag election.
UFto1 - The President spoke here with
6ss lter war NTH and jerked more original
itv than [ he'd before observed. He in
tro Ioost here the remark that he dIdnS
coms to make a sppeeh-that he Wuz gO8n
to shed tear over the tomb nv Douglas,
-th It ia Wingin around the cirkls he.
he'd fought traitors on all sides Nv it, but
that hs felt safe He shoOd leave the
leave the Oonstito oshn In their hands,
aad ef mtrtyr wuz wanted he wuz Eeday
to die with neetuess and dispatch.
L0CKPORP.-Th President is imRroYin
wonderfully. He rises with the occasion.
At this pint he menshuned that he Wuz
sot on savin the country which had hon
Ored him. Ez for himself his ambishun
Wdz u IRE than satisfied. He he'd bin
Aldetmln, me mber Nv the Legislacher,
Congressmln, Senator, Military Govern
or, Vice Pres ident and President. He
he'd swung ar ound the entire cirkle Of
offices, aud al he wanted now wuz to heal
the wounds o f the nashen. He felt safe
in leavin the cOnstOOshn In their hands.
E1 he swung around the cirkle-
At this pint interrupted him. 1 told
him that he he'd swung around the cirkle
~~Er = Ar-N
the phrase wuz 1t might spile by too
much yOOse.
AT Cleve land We begun to git into hot
water. Here is the post TO which the
devil Nv A blishism is chained, and his
chain is long enuf to let him range over
neerly the hole State. am panied to
state that the President want treated
here with the respeck due his station.
He oommeust deliveFin his speech, but
wuz made the subjeok of ribald latfture.
Skasely he'd he got to the pint Nv swingin
around the oirkle, when a foul mOuthed
Niger lover yelled Veto" and smother
voctherated N 90 Orlsens." and another
remarked Memphis" and one after an
other interr upton occurred until His
Htghuess WI completely turned of the
track aud go wild. He forgot his speech
and struck o ut crazy, but the starch Wuz
out of him nd he Wuz Wursted. Grant,
Wich we had taken along to draw the
crowds, played dirt on us here, and step
ped-onto boat for Detroit, leaVin US on
ly Farragut uz attraction, who tried
twice to 81 away ditto, but WIZ timely
prevented. The president recovered his /
ekanimity and swung around the eiFkle
Wunst, and leaYin the oonstooshn in their
hands, re tired.
AZ the next pint we wuH sstounded at
seeing one man at the stabion. he Wuz
dressed with sash over his shoulder, and
Wuz WaVin flag with Wun hand, firing a
saloot with revolver with the other, and !
piayin " Hail to the Cheef on a mouth /
organ, all to wunst. Who are you, my
gentle freud, =" seq T. I'm the newly ap-
pinted POSTMASTER, sir, seZ he. I'm a
pereeshuu a waiten here to do honor to
our Chae Magistrate, all alone sir
There va twenty Johusonians IN this
hamlet, sir, but when the cOmmishn came
for me, tn e other nineteen Wuz sOured
and sed they didn't care a d-n for him
nor his pl Icy, sir. Where is the Rresi-
dentP' A ndroo wuz goin to swing around
the cIrkl to this Wun man and leave the
constoos hR IN his hands but Seward
checke him.
At Frem ont We had a handsome recep-
there, but Toledo, didn't do so we'll. The
crowd di dn't cheer Androo much, but
when FaFragut was trOtted out they gave
him rOuser, Wich WuZ anything but
pleasin to the Cheef Magistrate Nv this
nashun, VIII o bleeves in bein respected.
Finally we reachc ed Detroit. This bein
q Dimeeratic city the President Wuz his
self agin. His speech here Wuz Wun Nv
rare m arit TT q ora tharpd fOuafhaV in Oua