Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1866-03-03


prove the grandcst imposturc that
ever existed on a continent Of free.
dom. ! suppose, sur, II ara to bo
moved TO lOstOwn or the Internal
regions in II fcw days, and want
nothin 10 do with it.-Exkuso me
sur, but must insist on being res,
pcktybly discharged ] took my
seat amid the most profoundcst and
tumultuuus silence ever seed, and
Mr., Gibson remarked that he
wouldent impose the Rcpublik on
any respectable man agin his wish
e.. RE then transferred me TO the
Finants Committee, and scd he
hoped wo would take immediate ac'
ton, for the State had no money, as
we'll rs himself, and board was high
and eat sctcras frequent, This may
not hav been his cXaktusl lang
widgc, but is anglin toward il, !
bowed my head and said "Ditto,
eksep that | don't eat setcras."
Forthwith | telegrafd varyus gem
tlcmcn for temporary loan, but
thoy wouldent lend a dollar until
Mr.. Jenkins wer norgaratcd, for
they wanted his name to the note,
Thinks, says /, TIERS q tap lost
about the wagin. If we are n State,
we can borry money in Augusty.
five sint State, its none Of our
dismiss to borry it ut all. II Andy
wants to run the machine his own
way, let him pay his own cxpensis.
What in the dickens is a Provision
Government for, if it aint to git up
provisions and provide for n Teller
generally. l made up my mind
that perhaps we had been humorin
Andy about long onufH. We had
as much right to a Governor as AL
albany or South Caroliny. lie
wants US back about as bad as VIC
want to get back, and little bad
dor, perhaps; and he incident to put
on so many unnecessary airs about
this Sanator b'sness If he fools
with us much, we wont elect nQbu-
dy-I golly! we'll take the studs
and 20 backwards. forthwith re.
turned to the Capitol, and stretch
in forth one Of my arms, ses /, "Mr.
Gibson, sur-Im your friend-I'm
the friend of your wife and chill
dren but eff Mr.. Jenkins amt nor
garated soon the State will collapse;
bright and glorious star will be
obliterated from off the striped rag,
and the President will lose about
nine supporters in the Federal Con-
gress. ] move, sur, that eff we cant
git our Governor at once like q sine
qua non, we break up in row and
depart Tor Mexico. 1t took like the
smallpox, and were carried tumul-
tuously. These procecdins were
tclegrafd to Washington before the
ink was dry. and we received orders
forthwith to norgarate our Cover
nor and roll on our cart. Then the
money came, and we voted our
selves q pocketful apiece, and took
furlo. My friends, that wer o
proud and gloryus day. When that
great and good man was maxim his
affectin speech, We all felt happy,
and Capen Dodds, the member from
Polk, remarkd that he would like
to die then, for he never expected to
feel as heavenly agin. The tears
run down his left eye like rain.
His other eye wer beat out by a
Yankey soldier while the Capen
were in prison. OF koursc the viii
len were tried for it, and hung,
though haint seed no mention of
it in the papers. Alas poor Wirz.
My feller-peepul, let me in con-
clusion congratulate you on havin
a Governor once more, as is Gov
ernor. Oh there is life in the old
land yet, and by and by we'll all
mix up with our trends at the North,
and we'll transport them Black Re-
publicans into the Afrikin desert,
and put EN- to teachin Hotentots,
the right Of suffrage. Winter Da-
Wis could there find field Of labor
for tho miserable remnant
of his declinin years. IF he amt
the winter of our discomfort men,
toned by Mr. SHAKESPEARE, l don't
know who he allooded to, and l
want to git rid of him. He and his
clan hav done US much evil, and l
am induced to exclaim in the lang
vidgc of Paul about Alexander the
Coppersmith, "May the Lord re-
ward EN- accordin to their works"
More anonymous, BILL ARP.
S-Cousin John Thrasher ses
he hav studied law a week, and will
be q canydate for sum high offs
when we meet agin, provided We
give him time to sell his cotton
seed. I'll say this.-srt hav done
as much for him as for some Of tho
canydates, and nature more, and
his cotton seed are as good seed as
| ever seed. hope no will suck
seed. b, A.
The Bill Enlarglng the Powers or