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New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-05-08
PATENT LUMBER DRYER.
RULKLEYss
PATENT LUMBER DRYER,
6uPERHEATED STEM, WITHOUT PRESSURE, WILL
SEASON LUMBER IN FROM sTo a DAYS.

Important Invention for seaaoning Lumber.
It will season Lumber average cost of 81 per 1000 feet
1t will season Lumber more thoroughly and check it legs
than any other process
1t IS safer does the work quicker cheaper and better than
| any other process
The expense of Kiln Right is within the reach of
every one.
It costs les to dry the water in Lumber than to haul it
| twenty miles
NO NECESSITY FOR USING GREEN LUMBER.
The Lumber from the steam ready to be worked i'm
medately.
Ihe cost Of changing Dry Air Kiln into Steam
Kiln, or Of erecting Kiln and the price of Right are
often saved in year by this process
No need Of keeping large stocks of lumber on hand II costs
es5 to dry by this process than on the price while
drying in the air.
Carpenters Coope,s Cabinet Carriage Sash Door and
bind Manufacturers Owners Of Flaming Machines Saw Mills
and all who wish dry lumber be in possession of the
Right to this invention
a common Hot Air Kiln be changed into Steam Kiln
This process the Car shops of the Pennsy
ysna Cenr al New York Central Atlantic and Great West
Tfh Sncago and North Western Chicago, Alton and St
Ions Illinois Gentra Chicago Burlington Quincy
~ c5an Centra Toledo and Wabash; Sundusy DAYTON and
Gnclnnati; and other Raj Companies Also bv many Of
Agricultural IMPLEMENTS ETC. throug bout the United States
GKAIN. FLOUR MEAL, FRUIT, VEGETA BLES
TOBACCO, WOOL, PAPER, BRICK SALT and other
substances dried by this process
test of the Dryer allowed paying for the Right by
paying for the drawings and specifications.
FW lurther Information, address
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BEAuT1FY1Na TIE COMPLEXION
HeImbold's
COMPOUND EXTRACT OF sARsApAR1DLA,

1t ceanses and renovaes the blood nss vgor of health
into the SYSTEM and puge the humor which make dis
ease 1t stimulates the healthy functions of the body and
e%pes the disorders that and rane blood Such
remedy that could be relied has long sought for and
now for the first time the public have which they can
depend Our here does of certificates to show
its effects but the trial Of single bottle will show the sick
tha ~ virtues surprising anything they ever taken
oespoonSf of the Extract of Sarsaparla added to
pint water equal to the Lisbon Drink and one bottle
is fully equal to gallon Of the Syrup sarsapara or the
deeoction usually made
HThese Extracts have been admitted to use in the United
States Army and also very general use in all the State
Hospitals and Public Sanitary institutions throughout the
land as we'll as in private practices considered as
valuable remedies.
See Medical Properties of Buchu,
From DisPensatory of the United States.
See Professor Dewees valuable works on the Practice of
Physic,
See the remarks madeby the celebrated Dr. Physc of Pha
dephia
See remarks made by DR.. Ephran Mcdowell celebrated
Physician and Member of the Royal College of Surgeons
Ireland and published in the transactions of the King and
Queens Journal
See Aedico Chrurgical Review published by BENJAMIN
Trayers, Fellow of Royal College of Surgeons
See most OF the late Standard Works of Medicine.
New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-05-08
A YER's sARsAPARILLA-

Is concentrated extract the choice root combined with
other substances of still greater Alternative power as to afford an
escua andote for diseases Sarsapara repued to
Such remedy surely by those who suffer from s
complaints, and that which will accomplish their
must this has, of immense service to this large
class ofour afflicted felIowczens How completely this COM
pound will do has been proven by experiment on many of
the worst cases to be found in the following complaints
scroula scroulous Swengs Sores Skin Diseases PIN
pies Pustules, Blotche Euptons ST. Anthonys Fire Rose
Erysipelas, letter Salt Rheum scad Head Ring.
worm, etc.
Syphilis Yener Disease expelled from the system bv
the prolonged Of this sarsapa and the patient is left
comparative health
Female Diseases caused by Scroa in the blood and are
often cured by this Extract of sarsaparilla
Do not discard thS invaluable medicine because you have
been imposed by something pretending to be sarsapaa
while not When you have Ayers-then and not
till then will you know the virtues of Sarsapara For min
ute particulars ofhe diseases cures we refer you to AYERS
American Almanac which the agent below named will furnish
gratis to all who call for it.
Ayers Catharc Pills for the OF Costiveness Jaundce
Dyspepsia Indigestion Dyseney Foul Stomach Headache
Piles Rheumatism, Heartburn arising from Disordered som
ach Pain or Morbid Inacon OF the Bowels Falency Loss
Of Appetite Liver Complaint Dropsy, Worms Gout Men
ralga, and for a Dinner Pill
They coated that the most sensitive can take
them pleasantly and they the Aperert in the world
for all the purposes of a family physic.
Prepared by j. G. AVER CO., Lowell Mass and sold by
E j. HART & CO, New Orleans, Wholesale Agents
New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-05-08

Highly Concentrated Compound FluId Ex.
tract SarsapariTa,l
For purifying the blood, removing all chronic constitutional
Diseases arising from impure state Of the blood and the
only reliable and effective known remedy the cure of
scrofua scad Head Salt Rheun, Pains Swengs of the
Bones liberation Of the Throat and Legs Blotches Ppe
the Face letter, Eryspeas scay eruptons Of the
skin and
BEAUTIFYING THE COMPLEXION.
Not few of the disorders that affect mankind arise
from the corruption that accumulate in The blood OF all the
discoveries that have been made purge out none can
equal in effect
New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-05-08

An immense stock Pianos Watches Jewelry and Fancy
Goods all TO be sold fer ONE DOLLAR each without regard
ceive.
Certificates naming each article and its value will be placed
N sealed envelops and well mixed One of these euveops viii
be by mail TO any address receipt Of Is cents i've or
dred for SIS. =
On the receipt Of the Certificate you will see what you are
going TO have and then is ct your option
and take the article Purchasers may thus obtain
Gold Watch Diamond Ring Piano, Sewing Machine any
set Of Jewery on our list for 81 and in they get
Agents in every town in the country Eyerv
make $40 day selling certificates in great
est sale of Jewery ever known.
Send 25e for Certificate which will inform you what you
obtain 81. At the get circular
ing full lists and particulars; also Terms to Agents
Address JAMES HUTCHINSON Il CO.,
lgT Broadway. Y
New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-05-08
THE NEW YORK AND PROVIDENCE
Jewellers Association.
Depot, 1917 broadway.

Capital. 81 900 900.
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HELMBOLD's

10 the Great Dlueretic.
New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-05-08

The firms of o. E. HALL CO., (st Louis HoteD and D
M HILDREPH CO., ts Charles HoteD are this day day
solved by mutual consent E. Hall will hereafter carry on
the business for his account settle the business
Salo nrnaA o. E. HALL
D. H. HILDRETH
New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-05-08
Extract Buchu,

7FmclphI Depot
HELMBOLD'S
Drug and ChemIca8 Warehouse,
59l Broadway, New York
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
Mistellaneous.
HOW SUIT LOVEGOOD's DAD.
DY ACTED HOSS. ''' 2
What Came Of It.

"HoLD that ere hoss down to the
yearth.' "He's spreadin' his tail
to fly nowp "Keep him where he
is.' "Woa.' "Woa, shavetail.'-
"He'S a dancing a jig
These and like expressions were
addressed to a queer-looking, long
legged, short-bodied, mall-headed,
white-haired, hog-eyed, funny sort
Of genius, fresh from some Sec
ond-hand clothing store, and mount
ed on "Tarpoke," a nick-tailed, long
poor horse, half-brandy, halt-devil,
and enveloped all over in a perfect
network of bride reins, crupers,
martingales, straps, surcingles, and
red feretin, who had reined up in
front of Pat Nack's grocery, among
a crowd of wild mountaineers, full
OF fight and bad whisky.
81 say, you darned ash-carts, jist
keep yer shirts on, will ye9 You
never seed a rale hoss till rid up.
Tarpole is jist next to the best
hoss that ever shelled nubbins, and
he's dead as a still worm, poor old
tickytail.' .. =. ..-
"What killed him, Sut@ asked an
anxious inquirer.
"Why, nuthin, you tarnal fool; he
jist died-died a standin' up, at
that. Warn't that good pluck?-
Froze stiff: no, not that adzactly,
but starved fust, and then froze af-
terwards, so stiff, that when dad
and me pushed him over, he jist
stuck out so, (spreading his arms
and legs,) like carpenters bench,
and we waited seventeen days for
him to thaw afore we could skin
him. Well, thar we was-dad an
me-(counting his fingers,) Dad an
me, Sal an Jake, (Fool Jake, we
used to call him, for short an
Phineas, an Simeon, an Jonas, an
Charlottean, an Calllne Jane, an
Cashus Henry Clay, an Noah Dan
Webster, an me an the twin gals,
an Catherine Second, an Cleopa
try Antony, an Jane Lind, an Tom
Bullion, an the baby, an the pros
pect, an marm herself, all left with
out any hoss to crap with. That
was nice mess for a spectacle
family to be slashin' about in,
warn't itg 1 be burned if 1 didn't
feel like stealin' a boss sometimes.
Well, we waited an rested, an
waited until well into strawberry
time, hopin' some stray hoss mout
come along, but dog my cats if eny
sich luck as. that ever comes whar
dad is, he's SO drafted mean, an
lazy, an ugly, an savage, an tri-
film. .-F $3.50
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
ADVERTISING TERMS,
Cure for Asthma.

In a late number of the Country
Gentleman we find the following
recipe for asthma, communicated
by MI. W. o. Hickok of Harris.
burg, Pa.
/ have a son, six years old, that
had the asthma in the most dis,
tressing form for some three or four
months, when he was one or two
years old. We tried everything we
could hereof without getting reliet
till we were told to rub his neck
and breast with petroleum, and we
tried it both crude and refined, ex.
periencing very speedy relief and
a final and permanent cure; for he
has not once had a return of 1t, and
is now a very healthy child.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

|, them are hoss-fies thar; ye amt
really afeared of them, are YEP
'Hoss-fiies hip sez dad; they're
rale [dip] genuine bald hornets,
you [dip] internal cussp well,
dad, you'll have to stay thar till
mite, an arter they go to roost, you
cum home an I'll feed you.' And
knowing dads unmodified natur, /
broke from them parts and sorter
cum to the copper mines. / staid
hid out until the next AFTERNOON,
when | seed afeller travellin, and
seq lyWhat was going on at the
cabin this side of the creek when
you passed it9' 'Why, ,,nuthin much,
only a man was setting. IN the door
with nary shirt on, and woman
was greasing his back and arms,
and his head was about as big as a
teRtgallon keg, and he hadn't the
firstisign of an eye, all smooth
THAT man is my dad sez l. Been
much fitin in this neighborhood
lately9' sez the traveller rather dri-
ly, 'Nun wuth speaking Of, per-
so9ally or particularly sez l.
Now, boys, l hain't seen dad since
and would be afraid to meet him
in the next ten years. Let's drink
And the last we saw of Sut, he
was stopping to get into the dog
gerry door, with mighty mixed
crowd at his heels. IF. ...... f.,
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
From the Pittsburg Republican I
Incident at the White House.

hhSnuChI dC tnc WnlCc HOUSE.
Al friend, recently on visit to
Washington, relates an incident
which fell beneath his notice at a
Presidential reception which he
had the honor of attending, that is
so illustrative of the prompt bust.
ness habits and kindly feelings of
Andrew Johnson that we are feign
to pubishrit as nearly as he related
it as possible. He said: Il Ell.
After arriving in the ante-room
of the Presidential mansion, we
had to wait until notified to
enter the Presidents rooma During
the interval my friend and myself
noticed dapper little, sandy COM
plexioned, intellectual-look
nervous man, pacing backward and
forward-ever and anon pausing
and making notes on a bundle of
documents-then, passing his hands
through his hair, he. would resume
his march. His friend whispered !:
,sThat gentleman seems peculiarly
nervous /; something of a deep i'm
port rests upon his mind Just at
this moment the usher threw. open
the door, and we entered. The
President, after blandly receiving
and passing the compliments Of
the morning, said: 'Gentlemen,
please excuse me, two ladies are
approaching We stood back
An elderly lady approached, ac-
companied by one much younger
who, from an appearance, might be
her daughter, with an infant in her
arms. The nervous gentleman ap-
preached the President, and said I:
'Mr. President, this lady's hus-
band is under sentence for crime,
which l have here the documents to
show was not so fragrant as was
testified to, and that one of the
witnesses perured himself
stop, SIR said Mr.. johnson, 4
received those documents, or their
contents, two days ago, and have
carefully examined them. This
ladys husband is pardoned.'
The lady, so overcome with the
feelings which welled up from her
heart that she was incapable of ut
terance, was likely to faint.
'John,' said the President, seat
that lady, She took her seat and
attempted to speak her thoughts,
but her emotions were too over
powering for utterance, and the
President cut her short by saying
No thanks, madam-no thanks.
l have but done my duty; be com.
posed and retire, for l have other
duties quite as urgent and impor-
tant as yours '..
AS he turned away said our in
formant, I'VE observed atear trickle
down his cheek. No matter what
we thought
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
Facts Worth Remembering.

1t is worth while for all farmers
everywhere to remember that tho.
rough culture is better than three
mortgages on their farm. yr
That an effective war against
weeds is five times less expensive
than a defensive one. &.
That good fences always pay
better than lawsuits with neigh
bors. CGa .Er-a .I .,rer. f.....
That hay is a great deal cheaper
madeap summer than bought in
winteTs .H.a-
That. more stock perish by fam
inc than founder. - j1z 9l.,8sr.
That scrimping the feed of fat
tening hogs is waste of grain.
That over-fed fowls will not lay
eggs. adl III .2G-b 10 Tsb i.fai
The greatest cave in the world is
the Mammoth Cave in Kentucky.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

A BIs THING.-The Ohio States-
man says that there is a printer in
Columbus, who set over 10000 ems
pearl type between Z o'clock A.
M. and - NJ, and that he will bet
S. to $500 that he can do it again.
Our devil claims he ia not very
swift, but that he can set over co.
900 ems of solid nonpareil in about
sixty minutes-provided it will
stand the pressure.--[Greenville
Democrat.
Well, suppose he can; that is
nothing. The editor of this paper,
one day last week, set about two
rods of small plea in eight hours
and he'll bet from one cent to $780,
10000 dollars he can do it again.
.t
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

FIFTY clerks were discharged
from the Treasury Department on
Saturday for incompctency and a
lack of employment. HIM
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

A small insect has appeared in
great quantities on the wheat blades
in Georgia, and has produced sad
havoc with the grain. The source
of,its origin is undiscovered. ~
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

The Louisiana military authori-
ties are providing for the relief of
the inundated districts in that State.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

IT costs the Treasury Department
from fifty to one hundred thousand
dollars daily for printing. aa15d
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

LOVERS, like armies, generally get
along quietly enough until they are
engaged.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
A Cure for Chnlern.

The National Intelligencer says
the following remedy for the chole.
ra saved three hundred lives, when
that scourge ragged in Washington,
a few years since. 1t is no less eff.
fective IN cholera morbus and or.
dinary diarrha; aTaltuij
One part laudnum, ,..,.,.,.,
One part champhorated spirit
Two parts tincture of ginger,
Two parts capsicum. '..'
DosE.-One teaspoOnful in a
wine,glass Of water. If the case is
obstinate, repeat the dose in three
or five hours.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

He who listens to the. tales Of
discredit which are being circulat.
ed to the injury OF others, will be
led to suspect his best friend. ~
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

tives to strengthen the stomach and nervou us sys-
tenn. It is seertain remedy for Dyspepsia or IN
digestion, Nervousness, Loss ofs,Appetite
Acidity Of the Stomach, Flatulepcy anS
Debility. II is not alcoholic, therefore particu-
larry suited for Weak, Nervous and Dysp,ptic
PERSONS; For sale BY all Druggists everywhere
at one dollar per bottle.
January Is, 1866, 1y.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

- Lawyers according to Martial, arc
men who hire out their words and anger.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

Professor Newman says that birds pre-
fer to fly against the wind. -----
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

80 We know man so habitually sleepy
that his curiosity can not be awakened,
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
gpetital
tFor the Cincinnati Enquirer.l
UP! WHO WOULD HAVE THE
HANDS TO FIGHT.

OA NhO WOOlID HA III
HANDS TO FIGHT. ..
BY YANKEE MURPHY.
Up! yc who have the hands to fight,
Who have the hearts to feel!
Up up! for dear old Ireland's right,
With rifle or with steel!
On, brightly streams on Liffey's rill,
The gilded mist on high, ......
But brighter soon on Taras hill
Shall Freedoms ensign fly.
Then up! who have, sc.
"For Liberty and ireland, Ho!
For Liberty arise;
There's mercy in the conquering blow
Ht. When grim oppression dies.
. There's music in the mastering. feet,
Vd3q To be on Erin seen, 1g.a inject
When the gallant Fenian boys shal
For Freedom meath the Green! ,
Then up! who have, sc.
: Who barely shuns Freeman's death,
Dishonor haunt his tomb!
Who nobly wins victor's wreath,
Long may he see it blooml
Who freely sheds his gen'rous blood!
His children long shall tell
How he for Ireland nobly stood,
... For Erin brayely fell. ~
Then up! who have, &c.
--tsOs"
lFor the Cincinnati Enquirerl
BEECHER..
For years, Henry Ward,
You've been serving the Lord, ~
And l hear you've been paid pretty well;
But now, Henry Ward,
You've forsaken the Lord,
And turned your attention to HI.
By the Spirit and Word,
Sharpe's rifle and sword,
You attempted the strongholds of Satan tc
But now, Henry Ward, level
You turn tail" OH the Lord,
And go to 'soft-soaping" the D--l.
You are right, Henry Ward,
Since you can't fool the Lord, .
70 make peace with your master, Aud Cloo-
For you know, Henry Ward, [tie,
If you get your reward, ..
In his realms you will soon be on duty.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

eB" One day recently, gentleman who
holds responsible and lucrative position
in the government concluded to change his
lodgings, and sent waiter of the hotel.
where he had selected apartments, after his
baggage. ..t..,
Meeting the waiter an hour or two after
wards, he said: .n "'"
"Well, John, did you bring my bag
gage?"
"Nc, sar," loudly responded the sable
gentleman. ..' u.|
"Why-what was the reasonr'
"Dc Gemmcn' in de office said you hadn't
paid your bill" ,
"Not paid my bill-why that's singular;
he knew me when he kept the Girard
House."
"Well, mabbe," rejoined John, slightly
scratching his head, "mebby dat was de
reason why he wouldn't glib me de bag
gage" ~"
tB- Julius can you tell nae how Adam
got out OBJ Eden?' .'
well, I suppose he climbed over dc
fence ..-- ..E02 a't
NO, dat amt it,
well, den he perlltely walked OUT
No. ....-... ~ ....... .... .,.
Il CUBS itup, den'
He got 'snaked' out E....- 3
B You are very handsome,' said
gentleman to lady, ..r .'.-..
'Ahr said the lady, so you would say il
you did not think so,
And so you would think answered he
though should not.say so.' . seyF'
~ DO you know the prisoner Mr..
Jones:' - .Hf
Yes, sir -- &c.. ....-.,
What is his characters?
Didn't know as he had any,
Does he live near you?' ....
so near that he has only spent five shil-
lings for fire wood in the last eight or nine
years.
tB- A fellow said to jew: DO you
know that they hang jews and jackasses in
Englandp .. r'-'o
Ididn't sir, but if it be true, it is fortun-
nate that you and are not over there
-<sD>>-- DDS
"a A boy was reading in school, anu
coming to the word glass, spelled 1t out but
did not pronounce it,
What does that spell p asked the leach
er. .. ..r L .sat
How do you 'spose know?' said the
boz.
Wh at to2s your mother put in the win
dows when they get broken o"t" ..i1 10
Oh!now know what it spells. ...
We'll, what is it?'
Dads old hat replied the boy. .' .'.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

The greatest cataract in the world
is the falls of Niagara.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
9otels.
CLIFTON HOUSE.

Corner Sixth and Elm Streets,
Cincinnati Ohio.
THE CHEAPEST HOUSE IN THE CITY
Terms So, 90 per Day.
nMNlBUSSES carry al. passengers TO and
~ fro,A the cars. The new depot of the
Marietta and Cincinnati Railroad corner
Plum and Pearl streets, is only four squares
from this house, making it convenient for pas
sengers to stop al tie Clifton. de2-6m
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

SB' A boy was reading in school, anu
coming to the word glass, spelled 1t out but
did not pronounce it.
What does that spell p asked the leach
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

tF A fellow said to jew: DO you
know that they hang jews and jackasses in
Englandp ro-'o
Ididn't sir, but if it be true, it Is fortun-
nate that you and are not over there
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

B You are very handsome, said a
gentleman to lady, '.r .f'-i.
'Ah? said the lady, so you would say il
you did not think so,'
And so you would think answered he
though should not''say so.' seyF'
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

The greatest cave in the world is
the Mammoth Cave in Kentucky.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14

Trains connect at Hamden with Mail train
to and from Portsmouth D. dec7-65