The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-08-16


Resolved That the persistency Nv q sectional
Congress in continuin tho onpleasontness wich
hez to sum extent disturbed our system Nv GO
vermont, in legislatin while eleven sovren Stats
Is unrepresenfed. is pizen.
Resolved That we vew with alarm the man
ifest determinashun Nv Congress 10 centralize IN
themselves the law main power Nv the Gov
worthy chief Magistrate. who Is . second ,Jax-
son. in his efforts to check their centraiizin
schemes BY vetoin all they may do
Resolved, That all traces of the late oBpieAs-
antness may be wiped out ez soon ez possible.
we demand Nv Congress an appropriation Tor
plowin over all the fields which the citizens
of the two sections who wuz indooced by their
respective Governments, SO called. to carry mus
Gets, to cum together, particleriy them on wen
our Southern b; sthren got the wust Nv the dis
puies that eEsood.
Resolved, That Congress shud, ez soon ez II
convenes, change the name Nv Murfreesooro.
Getty sburg, Atlanta, Vicksburg, ct cet,ry, to
such names ez Sn,ithboro, Brownsboro. Jones'
burg, ct cettry, that the serious oDpleasanrness
witch occurred at them places may be remem-
bered no more forever.
Resolved, That the citizens OF the Southern
Salts wich lost their lives and legs. and SIGH,
in the lait ouplessantnesseS wleh has Din refer
red to ought to be placed on the pension rolls
the same ez Northern citizens who suffered ike
wise, and that the debt incurred by the south
in upholdin things eZ viewed from its standpoint,
il entitled TO be paid the same ez the debt incur
red ny the North in upholdin things ez viewed
from its stand pint.
Resolved, That we are wlin for the sake Nv
harmony to admit that Sherman and Grant, all
things considered, wuz wurthy Nv bein ranked
with Lee and Jackson.
Resolved, That the safety Nv the Government
demands that SIGH eZ took part in the lait on
~lo hn
wunst admitted to Congress, and to the other
posishens witch they yoost to ornament, and that
the more unpleasant they wuz durin the trubii
the more they ort TO be admitted.
Resolved, That there shall be gushen conf
dences, we freely forgive the honOred Secretary
Wv State for his too free yoos NV the little bell
door in the lait onpeasantness belieyin that he
viewed things from his own stand pint insted
NV sumbody else's, wich always causes trubil
At this pint His Esgsency Andrew Johnson.
supported by Secretary Weles on the one side,
and Vice President Stephens on the other. with
Bukanan in fruns and Toombs behind, entered
the Hall Hats we slung into the air and ssats
wuz torn up. Proudly they advanced up the
isle treaiin on portrait LIncun, witch a in
thsyastie Connecticut delegate tore from the
wall and threw before They took thelf
posshun on the stage, General Buell. holdin
over EN- Federal flag. and Vice President Ste
phens Conte.lerit flag, both wsvin EN- to the
music OF two bands, one playin Dixie, and
the other Yankee Doodle.
At this pint, metheught the spirit Wash
ington fioated into the hall, and for mint con-
tempiated the countenance of President John
son. In my dream | heard him murmur:-
There wuz me and Adams and Jefferson and
Monroe, and sich and then cum Fillmore and
Peercc and Bukhanon, and, good Lord! John
son,-faugh!" and I notist that it spit sz tho
suthin in his mouth didn't taste well. In fact,
the father of his country looked sic, and spredin
his wings the spirit mooved out NV the hall,
shakin the spirit dust off Nv his spiritooal boots
ez he shot thro' the sci-lite.
There wuz then a blanc in my dream. Wen
resoomed wuz at the postoffis Department.
the ne xt mornin. The gullo,in he'd cummenst
wurc and the supporters NV the constooshun
wuz recevn NV their commissions ez postnast
urs ez fast ez 4hundred clercs Good make EN-
out. Ez prest farard Randall hisself Civ me
mine. Take it. mi venerabls FRIEND, he.
with tears gushen down his cheeks, take it
No more shall the Dmocrat in your township
who taxes paper receive it contaminated by
the touch Nv a Abshun radicul.
At this critical pint l awoke. Wood that
that dream wuz = reality. Will only git that
poslofts in dream?
PETROLEUM V. NASBY,
Lait Pastor Nv the Church uv the New
Dispensashun.