Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1866-09-28

| In Linc0ln's name. That struck
chill over the party, and the president
got out Nv it ez soon ez possible. Be |
in reserved ez the chief magistrate, /
and not ez the great pasifcator, aint
his Eggslencys best holt. II wuz un-
kind Nv Guy Fenton to do it. Il be /
takes the papers he must know that
his MightinesS aint got but one speech, |
ana he ought to hey made sich a re-
cepshun ez would hev enabled him to
hev got it orr. We shook the dust
orr our feet and left Albany in dis
gust.
ScHENECTADY,-The people Nv this
delightful little village wuz awake
when the imperial train arrived. The
changes havn't bin made in the offices
here, and consekently there wuz a /
splendid recepshun. | didn't suppose /
there wuz so many patriots along the
Mohawk. | wuz pinted out by SUN
one ez the presidents private ad- |
vlser-a sort Nv private secretary uv
state, and after the train started
found just 2I1 petitions for the post
offs in Skenaktedy in my pocket,
wich the patriots who had hurrahed /
so vociffer0usly, he'd dexterously de- /
posted there Thank God. thought
|, 80 long ez we hev the post ofHcss
to give we kin alluz hev a party "
The sultan swung around the cir e /
wunst here, and leaving the constity1-
shunin their hands, the train moved OF. /
RoME.-Here we he'd a splendid
recepShun and | never heard lis
majesty speak more teIicithusIy. lie
menshuned to the audience that he
he'd swung around the Suthern side
Nv the cirkie and Wuz now swin2in
round the Northern side Nv it, and
thet he wuz fghtin traitors on ait
sides. He left the constitushun in
their hands and bid EN- good bye
received at this pint only 1870 peti-
tions for the post Office, which |
took as bad omen for the comm
eleXion.
UTICA-Thc president spoke here
with greater warmth,aud jerked more
originality than [ had before observ-
ed. He introdoost here the remark
that he didn't come to make Il speech
that he wuz goin to shed tea
over the tomb Of DourIas-that ii
awingin around the cirNle he he'd
fought traitors Oh all sides uy it, but
ruat he felt safe. He shood leave the
constit0osluH il their hands, and u a
martyr wuz wanted he wuz reddy to
did With ueetucss and dispatch.
!. L0CKPORT.-The president is in-
provin wonderfully. He rises with
the occasion. At this pint he men
toned that he wuz sot On sayiu tae
country wich ned onored him. Ez tor
himself his ambisnn wuz more than
satisfied, lie he'd bin alderman mem
ber Nv the Iegislaoher, congressman.
senator, military governor. vice pres
ident, and president ILL he'd swung
around the entire cirkie uv otlises,and
all he wanted now wuz to heal the
wounds OF the nashen. He telt safe
in Ieavin the coustooshun in their
hands. Ez he swung around the cir
kle-
Al this pint / interrupted him. |
told him that he he'd swung around the
nukIe wuust in this town, and ez
the phrase wuz it might spiie oy toe
much yoose.
At Cleveland we begun to git into
hot water. Here is the post to wich
the devil NV uUiishnism i cAained,and
his chain is long enough to let him
rage over nearly the whole state. /
am panied to state that the president
wuznt treated here with the respeck
due his station. He commenst deliv-
erin his speech, but wuz made the
+ sabieck Nv ribaId laffture. Skasely
he'd he got to the pint uv swingin
+ around the cirkle, when q foul-mouth-
| ed nigger lover yelled "Eero, and
another vociferated moo OrIeens,
: and another remarked "Memphis,
and one after another interruption
occurred until his highne5s wuz cam
! pletely turned off the track and got
( wild. He forgot his speech and struck
: out cracy, but the starch wuz out nv
J. him and he wuz wOrsted. Grant, ,Wlch
we he'd taken along to draw the
crowds, played dirt on Us here, and
stepped onto a boat for Detroit, leav
r ing US only Farragut ez a attraction
who tried twice to Git away ditto, but
! wuz timely prevented. The president
/ recovered his ekanimity and swung
! around the cirkle wunst, and leaviI
+ the constitushin in their hands, re
;. tired
e At the next pint we wuz astoundee
d at seein but one man at the stashnn
lie wuz dressed with sash over tht
: shoulder, and wuz wavin flag with
: wun hand, firin Saloot with reyol
! yer with the other, and playnl "Hai
: to the Chief with mouth organ, al
= to onst. WHO are yoa, my gentle
;, friend?" sez |. I'm the newly ap
. pinted postmaster, sir sez he. an
! a pert eshun waitin here to do honor
), to our chief magistrate all alone, sir
: There wuz twenty Johnsonlans II
y !, this hamlet, sir but when the com
: uishin came for me, the other nineteen
;, wuz soured, and sed they didn't care
:, a d-m for him nor his policy, sir
= : Where is the PRESIDENT" ?" Andre
was eoin to swing around the cir
l. kle for this one man and leave tht
- constooshon in his hands, but sewaro
: checked him.
y :, At Fremont we he'd handsome re
: : cepshun, for the ofises hewitt BIZ
IA 4boro- huf Tnla1n didn't III