Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1866-11-30

IOFmance Nv uOOIy. 1ne per cent u
/ weller niggers in this Stait attests how
faithful Kentucky hez ben.
I But to Tesoom- We hev sinned IL
/ permittin sk0ols to KUN in and onfi
/ 'em for their normal and skriptera
cOndishun, but these Is not all Ny
/ brethren go to ESQ. McGavitt's anc
/ get the township bible, and search til
| 700 find this in yer tex:
/ and no man puttith new wine into old bottles,
else the new wine doth burst the bottles the wine
! is spilled .
Ny brethren, wich Is the bottles Z
/ The Dimocrisey Nv coarse, and the
most Nv EN- may be considered old
ones. We hev actid as bottles, carry
ing about foods, not precisely wine,
but the modern sUbstitoOt therefor,
from our earliest infancy. Wich IS
new wine The Ablishuists wicb fol-
lered Johnson, Nv coarse. Moo wine
Is frOthy-sO wuz they. Moo wine fiz-
zes-sO did they. Moo wine hez
strength for a minnit-sO he'd they.
Moo wine is Unreliable-sO WuZ they.
At Philadelphy the putin NV this moo
vine into old bottles Wuz accomplished
at that accursed place anshent Dim
ocracy Wich believes in Ham and Ha-
ger, met and fell onto the mex Nv Sew
ard and DoOlittle, Wich invented Alb
lIslnIsm, and we mingled our teers to-
gether-the moo wine WuZ put into the
venerable old bottle Nv Dimocrisy,
and Notwithstanding we hOOped 1t with
Federal patronage, 1t busted, and great
WIZ the bust thereof and the frag-
ments Nv the bottles wuz prone onto
the earth, and the moo wine Is ruunin
round permiscus. So wuz the Skrip-
ter fulfilled And my brethren while
yoO are at the Squire's hUntin up that
tex, keep on till 700 find another to-
wit -
"nyo man also seweta piece Nv old cloth onto a
moo garment else the moo piece that flleth 1t up
taleth it away from the old, and the rent IS made
worse"
Ny heerers, Dimocrisy went to Phil
adeiphy IN a SCOT Nv gray, Wich it he'd
bin a wearin for five years. It wuz
trOoly old and ther wuZ greeviOus rents
ia it, made mostly by baynets and
sich. Oh why Wuznt we content to
wear 1t ? Why WUZ we not satisfied
with it 2 Agin WuZ the skripters full !
filed We patched up the confedrit |
gray with Federal blue; we put onto
the back. Seward onto the knees, |
Randall onto the seat, j Johnson, and |
they wuz stitched together with Post /
Ohsis But it didn't hold. The |
sBripters wuz fulfilled-the old cloth |
Wus rotten, and one by one patches |
fell of, somewhat dirtied, and ia kin |
with EN- a part Nv the old, and the
rents is bigger than before. Our coat !
is busted at the elbows, our pants Is
fTayed round the bottoms, out at the
knees, and from behind the flag NV dis
tress waveth dreaTily in the cold wind
My brethren, we will succeed when
We stick to our integrity. What wuz
the yOOse Nv our assOOmin what we
did not heY? Wat wuZ the seEce Nv
our askin our people to vote for Ker-
nels for Congris, wich he'd, dOorin the
war, drafted their sons? Wat wuz the
7Oose Nv talkin COnstooshnel Amend
ments to men who spozed that Inter
lel Improvement and a Nashnel Bank
Tuz still the ishoo? Wat Wuz the
yOOse Nv lettin go our holt on niger
equality, Wich Is right bower, left bow
3r and ace Nv the Democrisy, its tower
" strength, its anker and cheefest
rust, and Wich Is easy of comprehen
ZION and eminently adapted to the
Democratic intelleck, and taking up
questions Wich viii all be settled ten
'eaTs afOre they begin to comprehend |
I'm? In brief, wat wuz the sense, my
brethren, in putin new wine into old
Patehin old cloth with
lew. Let us be warned and never re-
)eet the fatle error.
The -eongregashen dispersed some
What sadly, but ez they gathered at
3ascon's to discuss the sermon, I wuz
ratified at observin a visible improve
nent in their temper. Bascom him
elf busseled around lively Deekin
oogram remarked, that, probably it
Vuz unskriptooral to put new wine in
0 old tubs, but ez he didn't hev an lice
hat the prohibisheu extendid to new
whisky, he'd resk It, bust or no bust, s
nd pizened hisself very much in the
Id style, and Flder Slather and Ker-
.el McPelter- so far recovered their {
perits ez to hang the niger I men
hend in the beginnin ez lookin pleas
d at the church. The Corners is rap
dly gettin itself again.
PETROLEUM V. Massey, ?. NJ,
(Which is Postmaster f