The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1866-04-25
WHOLE NO. 497.
WAeTIIycTov AMI, :

... WASHINGTON, April 5.
The eggsightment now prcvailin in thi
city amung the polly yti>huns, is of a spe
shy you see in the silent wards of loonat
ick asilums. The Presidents proclama
shin, the Connecticut elccshin, the Soup
RENE Court decishun agin tryn civil per
sons by court marshil, the approachin vote
on the veto, the let up in New Jarsey, tht
Brooks and Dodge shindy, and the proposed
impeachment, is SO many baZin tirebrands
In the Disunon caMp, wich the devil is
aciduously BLOWN with paire of bellows
supplidc with wind from the incinderary
lungs of Stevens, Sumner, Wade, and the
uther blast furnaces of radiklism, The
scnnit will probly vote on the veto oithe,
to day or to morrow; and venter to pre-
dict that Satan and Stevens will be disap
pinted in the result. Monster, traitor, liar,
Judasses carrot, misabul old soker, con
strucktiye assassin, pimp Of the rebels,
jeff Davis of the north, cabbidce eatin rum
sucker, polytickle felon, coldbl Coded viper.
pardon seller, ,infarnal uSeupper, Janus faced
scoundrel, are few of the chicc compli
ments wich has been paid to the President
in my hearin within the last fortnit by the
red mouthed supporters of the Jackobin
cabawl. Eff the veto should happen to be
restored to day or to morrow, look out 70,
the impeachment Of the President rex,
week or the week after.
The coolest man in Washington is Andy
johnson. Like 4. Jacks as represented
in the exhibition of the Livin Statutes, he
defics the lightnin. He blcves the people
will be tru to him. and relies on tho verd
ick OF the vox popalic Jest as sure as
congress ajerns, and ncbbe afore, if his
ennemies crowd him, he'll send the onder
mindin members Of his cabbyaet to the
right about, and would tenue,lv advise
the eighty Or a hundred thousand post,nas-
ters who are now workin agin him, tooth
and nail, to look out for tharc heads
lhare'll be gineral massacre among
those blessed snakes in the grass, afore
mex fly time
The disunionist orguns, notis, arc tllro
in Oft all disguys. They begin to talk of
"deposin" the President, and some on en-
say he must be 'huiled from his at
The ravin RAIDS will hcv good time hurlin
Andrew johnson. Hedn't they better
hev tussel with one of the mountainous
Andes iust, by way of practise Let EN- try
it shoulder to shoulder with Popapopakct
tie. He's morn a match for the whole bi-
lin of en- and if they're inclined for revo
shin, let EN- come on. But they're white
livered set, with few eggsepshuns. They'll
brag and bully and yawp, and show thare
gooms, but they're not dangerus Iiorris
Greely and Sumner is fair representatives
of the pluck Of the party. Stevens and
Wade is the only chaps among the lead.
ers, as far as know, that has any grit:
the rest are of the Butler order. 1t won't
be necessary to call out the army and navy
to keep the majority in Congress from
''hurlin the President from his seat Not
much.
The sennit radikles eggspccted to enjoy
the lucksury of rejectin the Presidents
nominee for Collector of New York, this
week. but he's disappointed en-, and |
shoodent wonder if he doesn't make the ap
pintment ontil congress has gon home. =
He's very bizzy, and your custom house
is as well managed as if Census Depew, or
any other cheeky competitor was boss.
Stanton is ortully mad at the Supreem
Court, for abolishing his jewrisdickshun in
civil cases. lie thinks they might have
waited ontil the politickal prisners outwest
was convicted and shot.
Cheef Justis Chase is tellen cvryboddy
that he entertanes the frendliest feelin for
the President and yearns to take him to
his buzzum, and asshoor him of his his af-
No better man than Andy
Johnson, he ses, when he's sober. This
lualitcashln he makes with benevolent
wink that does great credit to his fillan-
5hropy. Eff any of his clerks remark to
that .hn =, A..
nold, he gently reproves the individal, and
bids him bare in mind that we are not all
alike, and therefore oughter
make allowances for tic weaknesses Of our
elbow critters. Ef one of his satillights
ellis him he's bound to be tie next Chief
Madgestrait, he ses he bleves that Proyi-
lence rules the dcstynees Of this great ken
ry for good, and as humble instrooment
n its hands he ken only lay his hand on
lis hart and say the Lords will he dun
He pittics McCulloch, but as bank note
'ngraver he is not unwilling to take him
" the hand. and pray that his eyes may
De opened to the Currency Kwestin. Mr.. |
Iiarke he considers a trump, and as he
his hafe-dime portrait, he
eelinly observes that Of sich is the king-
tum OF Heaven. There's sanity grand |
iour, solemn cam abowt Chase which is |
9utiful to behold. It's pity he can't in
lockalate Stanton with it; but 'spose it |
tint kctchin.
Wellcs, when he's awake, smiles on ,cv-
erybody. He has the same sweet inner
.ent simper for Thad. Stevens that he has
or Andrew johnson, and agrees with both |
If 'em on all essenshal pnts. lie has
great confdents in Fox, and Fox has on
limited contidcnts in hissclf, so that atween
en- Columbia rules the waves in a style |
hat makes the marrytime pours of Europe |
hake from smoke-pipe to cutoff whenever
hey think Of the two American Trytuns. |
When Welles goes out he will take charge
If the fossil department Of the Smithsoni-
IN institoot.
The temperatoor here is warm enuff for
he middle of June, and all our pollytish-
ms looks flusht and feyerish; but whether |
rs the wether or the whiskey kennot say.
take nothing stronger than Congress wa
er myself. And therefore remain coolly,
Yours alters.
a DIsBANDED VOLUNTEER
STATE RIGuTs.-Two cases Of considera-
,le importance have been decided by the
oil Statnc