Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1866-01-19
From the New York Mercury
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81 could "A tail unfold. whose liShtest wurd
Wood harrow up thy sole. freeze my YSsS SsH'
etc.
Mrsrua EDpYruR:-KnowinS that yoor
kolums air alwais open to the untoftunt''
| wish to let q generus publick know now
I was ,ree,ed in the ungodly presinks OF
Pernville. NJ. reeched that village on
the fust OF June. when the hunny-suckles
were in bloom, aud all natur looked as
roYius as if i, he'd been RANGING sherry
Sobblers and mint-juleps IN that Visinity
for the last two munths.
I, was on the fust June, as l heY pre-
veously before remarked, as l promenayd-
ed up the street, looking with egal eye tor
sum place Of aboad, that l met q nuseooy'
whom l asked, in my most winning tule,
TO direckt me to a hoetel. He gazed upon
nv nobul form, klad in fsshunable, but
sumwhst delapidaited garments, for a sin
sul instant, and then sed: =
"Here you air, old buffer, toller me-
which l kontinued to do unul l reeched a
large building, the frunt Of which was
decorated with the wurd, "Poorhouso."
As l hev never ronged a human oe'n' l
koncluded that the audashus youths
grand.parent must hev been an eskaped
looneytick but when the prekoshus boy
demanded a fifty cent scrip for intorma-
shun. and thretened to ''punch my he'd
If j, wasent fourthkuming, l thought 1t
was the 'unkindest kut Of ALL as the
poet SEES.
After this, l swung myself rather kare-
lessly, 10 let the people know who l was,
and in a short time brought up at the
principal hoe,el Of the place. The klerk'
who he'd wun of the most smilingest
koun,ensnces that l ever gazed upon, IN
megiately assined me u ROOM, where l wal
sumo inioying my osheum KUN dignotatus.
fust heving hung my single 10 the breez.
On the single sum of the high fruits kali
it "a kard"} was the following inskrip-
shun, in wurds, thusly, "Phillistine Drone'
h. D." (kow-doctur), and under 1t a
notey beaney, "As the Doctur is full OF
the milk Of human kin(e)dnes,, the kowS
Of poor people will be charged half price;
Resepshun room for kows on the ground
floor. Otis hours, from I A. NJ. TO I A.
~" l don't think my sine he'd been out
over ten minni,s, when a Teller bust into
nv room, looking as rufhed as a turkey
cock, and sed!
LOOK mere, o,o HA"' VIC 80
OF yer olawsteo Rows af"un" "'
yoo'd better gut up anu GIT
l lookeo Narmiy upon h'' I. SSu
lures, and, drawing myself up to my full
hight, I ses, in my pre,tiest manner:
al say, my bakkanalian host, 1t strikes
me that you've got more iicSer a'ouno
yoor purson than tne raw a.om 70 voo
"iH pisch yoo out o, 1ne SMus WV
ooh " NeeiAu
- sSofh yoot io" H. wh;n-
"iood oe'er prepare 20 'aAo
p p"S,; s,1SyA s.,ev,ood. which he he'd no
SUJ " ~ 7 omo,;nv from the immortul
Sna; ses l. quoting HUN
~ an dsosner.;, kuss. and darned
! r,.s"
De MN VINO iAi.e ~, hr .bs ,;ue
he then went iot me ou' 49,
nc haa reecheo me e S;m - 10, nors
se'tui Times ''0
So g ,bo Lo,,ss, Tho landlord
Az sne .; Gnu , h,.cE eva and a ,reemenius
80 - suro hun hsck again, ak
oatn' ous -, ~ m~;rvuns ~ the law.
SUmpa".!eu ~ Lr.s.ndy
WIG '0oN = nsss 1Iocsd IN trial.
Inc next morning "a' P,aeer
and the kletk win .ne .ha 49,. .;.sd
ance 'wore mat was 'he i"S'
villain nnnung. u,, Jra,s
n maaS.,aa s.m-;Sie oid in.. With =
5tyoeum' ""1 "a sddraS.Sd me- in mi,
ara.y NOSE soiIo,vs
"Ao.d with" sed he, in oily tones,