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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07

Sososux SuaAR. Much irnpeetancc is At
tributsd In some Of the Western papers to a
new invention by which sorghum molassc
is almost Instantly converted into sugar
The syrup IS driven or by centrifugal pow
er and grsnulation effected. The ST. Louis
Democrat speculstcs upon the results Is fol-
lows:
The discovery must Of course work a con.
siderable change 10 the saccharne trade Of
the country. Sorghum four'shrs pretty
much in all The States and territories Of the
Union. Wherever corn grows il may be
made TO grow, and farmers, through this
SIMPLE procsss. will aow be sslobled to sup
ply themselves with all they need in the way
of sweets. As the machinery 10 by no
means costly Nc presume the Improvement
Il generally be made availabls. Sugar
must become cheaper and its consumption
greatly increased Fruits, lasgs and small,
which now, on account Of the cost Of sac
charine matter, are greatly wasted, will be
preserved 70 much greater extent, and
healthy aud invigeatine food thereby ss-
cured. This invention may be considered M
one ~ the grssesss q tbs sse, remarkable
~ the pressnl era 10 for its utilitaran appli-
cation Of scientific discoveries and princi
pies. The forces employed are without
cost, and require no education TO govern and
direct them. After the molasses is prepared
IN the usual way. which every one compre-
rends, the turning Of crank completes the
process, and communicates the entire work
most perfectly. No heating 10 necessary,
no evaporation or delicate manipulation. Of
chemical mixtures. The cold sorghum Il
converted in tw0 or three minutes into &c
fined sugar aud molasscs.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07

hue. -, al Ia tstcavcd family come
IN teen journey. leaving IN lonely grave,
the remains Of him who had been their
earthly staff aud comfort. The boat with
the afflicted ones on board, touched ut our
lcvce yesterday. aud soon departed for up
the river, conveying to their strange home,
a household group who will now fully real
izc the griefs and changes that poor human.
H. is hvit DnImque Herald.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07

Parity the Bleed. If the blood b
pure the body which s formed from and by the blo0d
cannot be- diseased But there be in any part Of The
body any Affection such . boil OF ulcer even .
brnsc the blood circulating through that part takco
NJ impure matters from the local affection and CARRIE
1t into the general system. This IL the often Of
euddes death 10 persons Of full habit afieted With
bols and ulcers, and who use medicine; the mat
ter gets into the circulating eysem and chokes up the
fine blood vessels which supply the brain With vital
y, and life ccaso - II
lDereGt nv n.1GhtmanH.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07
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Female Complaints &C.. with new methods Of treat
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ThOee afflicted With Hernia Deafness, EislulA. res
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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07

The best answer to all the fanfaronadc Of
the love Of Radicals for freshmen and their
ouse, 10 this. They had the power to re-
peal the neutrality laws and give Irshmen
chance for - diff" 81 Canada. They did
not do it. and viii not do it, That was a
tsst and q failure. They had che power 10
initiate IN amendment tothe constitution OF
~ United Statcs, whereby an lrishman
might become eligible 10 the first Office in
The nssicn. They have not even susg essed
u. although they are working with nigh,
end main n secure that privilege for the
negro by making him citiaen.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07

Radical nc espipers aud radica orators
aud great deal Of fault with the national
ennventlen a, Philadelphia because there
ware no spseches made. They should re-
member thai the men who composed tina,
convention lie net prove their loyalty b, DC.
Ing wide '"uthed. They had something
more important TO do than sp, nding their
tms l. mskinS long windcd speeches.
The reason of the complaint 10 in the fact
that they did this more important thing. -
The otlecs ~ the convention would have
failed had its time been taken up with
empty rhetoric and unreaning vsporngs.
Therein il differs from the Jack Hamilton
''scuthern loyslist" convention composed Of
esrthefa pumps and cotton thieves. Its
object vill hil unless il BE- wholly to gaseous
loyalty end verbose patriotism. Surface in
dicatona are favorable 10 its success.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07
4 MGg.ANl'nDOD.Y CASE.
saddles Death Upon an Up Detv
cr eee 0o0e9s

In this world Of ours, everything is mys-
terry, from the rise and fall Of Itions 10 the
production and disappearance Of u leaf, and
we're il not for that faith which strengthens
herself with experience. add m,nistsrs 70 tho
necessities of our being. We should be unable
to rise above the clouds Of doubt and despon.
dencv which ever hover around the pathway
VI morsala. We are, indeed, the creatures Of
may soon tc changed to notes Of sorrow, for
10 the bright aud perfect life, death lntervenes
The busy world around us, tho crowded
streets, the msrts Of trade, the
haun,s Of pleasure, with their ever
changing, everglittering scene. the noisy
crowd and all the thousand objects that
serve 20 render life attractive, are indsliblv
stamped with the finger Of decay. Aud yet.
cngrossed IN tho cares Of business, bus very
few pause to co der and reflect on their
precar,ous tenure Of life, and blindly plan
out new projects aud new conqussta, and
dig, deivc, sweat end tug at the chariot
wheel Of time, until death clsima them a.
his own Changes 10 indeed written upon
all sublunary thinga, and the form that now
movcs erect in thu consciousness Of pride
and strsng,h. may soon be laid beneath the
silent tombstone. Man proposes. God dis.
poses" Let oil be prepared.
We have been thrown into the above III Of
mot sl'xing, ny . touchine incident which
| iranspised on the steamer Reserve, from st.
i.ouia bnund for 81 Paul. Among the pas
ssngcrs vas q man BY the name Of Conway
Who had been resident Of the for
mer city number Of years. and
Who had anasscd considerable prop
-uy. short the ago, he purchased
- vr.y desirab' hrnrsiead hree n,,les frnm
u. Pau. Near l.st Conn, for 81 0ro, and
- b.. ~ Ii. wife, Nv, dau sh' -
.-s .d nj of 80. .yasch,li goods. to axe
;'',. '.-i"n "f his n.sly acquired properly.
( slaH i- the most al his articles ON 4, ok. he
e, , ,ht greater portion IL hi, time there,
/ s,,' cant ted severe cold. lie aas SOON
! ~ !. an alarming illness. and dcsris,
! H'' ~ cal attendanc,. and tn, unit r.
ltg u. devoted vile and laugh
Was .tt Hs'y shorl space % ilnc y,
.Ir5 no ,i.uht an, w !,
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-09-07
Ii can be remedied.
GRANDFATHER PlLlR

take all impure matters from the circulation and savs
the general health curing local affections aleo.
BRANnRETlis PILLS protect rom tedious times
Of sickness and Oeu save life 0old by all DYRriate
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26
5000 AGENTS WANTED.

Business light and desirable. Agents average
SIS to $40 a day clear. the year round. For par
tieulars address, STEPHENS, WHITE &CO,
IS Chambers Street. N. Y.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

WHAT A BEETLE CAN Do.-The posi-
bility of a great change being introdu-
ced by very slight beginnings may be
illustrated by q tale which buchanan
tells of a vizier, who, having offended
his master. was condemned to perpetu-
al captivity in a lofty tower. At night
his wife came to weep below his win
dow. cease your grief" said TIC sage;
ego home for the present, and return
hither when you have procured a live
black beetle. together with a little
'ghee' Tor buffalo's BATTER three clews
one of the finest silk, another of
whip-cord; finally, a stout coil of rope"
When she came to the foot of the tow
err, provided according to her husbands
commands, he directed her to touch
the head Of the insect with a little of
the ''ghee." to tie one end of the silk
thread around him, and to place the
reptile on the wall of the tower. Sc
duced by the smell of the butter, which
he conceived to be III store somewhere
above him. the beetle continued to
ascend till he reached the top, and
then he put the vizier in possession of
the end of the silk thread, who drew
up the pack-thread, by near of the
silk, the small cord by means of the
pack-thread, and by means of the cord
a stout rope capable of sustaining his
own weight, and so, at last, escaped
from the place of his duTeSSe.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

the most c0Gplete. economical, best arranged,
and, all things considered. much the cheapest
cooking Stove in the Market. The ladies all
praise the BENEFACT0R.
May g, 1866. FITCH 4 GARRY.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

The SECRET DIscovERED.-"There are
tricks in all trades but ours" as the
lawyer said to his client. An honest
rustic went into the shop of a Quaker
to buy a hat, for which twenty-five
shillings were demanded. He offered
twenty shillings. "As I live' said the
Quaker, 81 cannot afford to give it thee
at that price," "As you Eye!" exclaim-
ed the countryman: "Then live more
moderately" Friend" said the Qua
ker, "thou shalt have the hat for moth
ing. 1 have sold hats for twenty years,
and my trick was never found out be-
fore"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

A PUZZLED JUsTIcE.-A man was
brought before a country squire for
stealing q hog, and three witnesses
being examined swore they saw him
steal it. A wag having volunteered his
counsel for the prisoner, and knowing
the scope of the squire's brain, arose
and addressed him as follows: "May
it please your honor, 1 can establish
the mans reputation beyond the shad-
ow of a doubt, for l have twelve wit
nesses who are ready to swear they did
not see him steal it." The squire
rested his head on his hands for a few
moments as if in deep thought, and
with great dignity arose, and brushing
back his hair, said: "If there are
twelve who did not see him steal it,
and only three who did, l discharge
the prisoner"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

Athin old man, with a rag bag in his
hand, was pickingup a number of small
pieces of whalebone which lay on the
street. The deposits was of such a
singular nature that we asked the
quaint looking gatherer how he sup
posed they came there. Don't know"
he replied, in a squeaking voice /; "but
I'spect some unfortunate female was
1crecked hereabout somewhere"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

Among the Paris workmen there is a
story that the Emperor has been dead
for some time, and that he was person
ated at a late military review by a we'll
known tent-maker. There are three
men in Paris, it seems, who very close
ly resemble his Majesty, one being the
tent-maker in question, anothera wood
ranger in Bots de Boulogne, and the
third the keeper of a dancing room at
Mont Parnasse.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

NICE DIsTINcTIoN.-''I sells pepper
minis on Sunday" remarked. a good
old lady who kept a candy shop, ''be-
they carries 'em to church and
eats EN-, and keeps awake to hear the
sermon but if you want comtits you
must come week days. They're secu-
lar commodities"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

A farmer, having lost some ducks,
was asked by the council for the pris-
oner accused of stealing them to des-
cribe their popularity. After he had
done the counsel remarked, "They
can't be such a rare breed, as ! have
some like them in my yard" That's
very likely" said the farmer; "these
are not the only ducks of the same sort
I'Ye had stolen lately"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

which has been used for the past ten years
thousands of cases with RESULTS UNPA
ALLELD IN THEANNALSO OLE MEDICINE
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

A man bought a horse on condition
that he should pay half down and be
IN debt for the remainder. A short
time after, the seller demanding pay
ment of the balance. the other ans
wered, "No; it was agreed that l should
be in your debt for the remainder; how
can that be if 1 pay it ?"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

A Rhode Island clergyman recently
illustrated his argument in favor of cor
poral punishment for children by a
pleasant piece of witicism. He said
that "the child, when once started in
a course of evil conduct; Yves like loco
motive on the wrong track-it takes
the s1Citch to get it off"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

A very considerate botel-keeper,
advertising his Burton xxx" con-
cludes the advertisement-"N. B. Par
ties drinking more than four glasses of
this potent beverage at one sitting,
carefully sem home in a wheel barrow,
if reouiredO
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26
IMPORTANT to INVALIDS

From Pulmonary Diseases. Nervous DEBILITY
Female Weaknesses, or Chronic Disorders Of
any nature, and all lUhOse uitoL forces are
dsnressed regdsrfno noeeeouvu
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

Are earnestly referred to the following Test
mony in favor of WINCHESTER'S GENUIN
ALTON of fha
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

An irascible schooLteacher asked a
delinquent boy how he should fog
him. eff you please, sir,"- said the
boy, son the Italian SYSTEM" THAT
being the system of penmanship taught
in the school); "the heavy strokes up
ward, and the down ones light"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

It is reported that on the death of
the Tycoon of Japan, ten high dignita-
ries demanded the unspeakable favor
of being allowed to rip themselves up
in honor of the deceased ruler. Five
only we're deemed worthy, the others
not being sufficiently noble to receive
-
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

EoUEsTRIANIsM.-A An officer on a field
day happened to be thrown from his
horse, and as he lay sprawling on the
ground, said to a friend who ran to his
assistance, 81 thought l had improved
in my riding, but l have fallen off,"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

AN OLD MIsTAKE.-A lady asked a
pupil at public school, What was the
sins of the Pharisees ?" Eating camels,
marm," quickly replied the child
She had read that the Pharisees
strained at gnats and swallowed cam
elso
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

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Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

"John / saw your cousin Isaac a few
weeks ago, and he had just received a
fall, which cut a most horrible cash in
his arm" "Ah, poor fellow; what did
he fall on 2" "Well, really, 1 forget
now; but it rather strikes me it was on
Tuesday"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

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Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

PATHos.-A Western paper, desert
bling the effects of a storm, observes
that 1t shattered mountains, tore up
oaks, dismantled churches, laid whole
villages waste, and overturned ahay-Stack.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26
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Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

The son who recently had a fifty acre
lot left him by his father, is said to be
content with his lot"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1866-12-26

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Of the milk. It hal
been proven by &C
tual experiment to
increase the guam.
tity Of milk and
cream twenty pei
cent. and make the
butter firm and
sweet. In fattening
cattle, it gives them
an appetite, loosenS
their hide, and
makes them thrive