Smyrna times., 1866-03-21
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y held. sends the following - discourse, for the
Ii entire authenticity of which he youchcs wlthou,
s r'SrrIr having taken it down from the thick
. HlH II the reverend orator himself
Is My tex =, hrrdrcn and sisters will be found
II IN dc tuS chapter Genesis and twcnty-sebcnth
VERSE And de- I.or' made Adam | toc
/ %"u how he made HIM. He made him out oh
IA clay, and wh,u hr ret dry be breathcd in him
d ir hr'.tt ob life. He lut him in de- garden Oh
fdrn, and h" sat him III de corner Oh de lot,
/ ana he t"lr INN to eat all dr applies ccptm dem
t N de- middl" ob de orchard dem he want for
he winter apples.
Bymc by. Adam he be lonr-ome. So De
l4or make Ebc. tole YOU low he make her !;
= he give Adam loddum till he rot sound Sleep,
den he gon@c rib out ob he >idr and make Ebc ;
an he tolc her to cat all dc appc> c.ptll dem
IN de middle oh dc orchard dem he want for
. he winter apples.
,,Wun day dc Lor he 20 visiting; Dc lrb-
h"I ne cum along, he dr., himself up Oh de
SKIN Oh de snake. AMI Lr lin, f.h, and he tole
her: Ebc. why tor You don eat he apples in
dc mdllr ob de- orcharlI Ehc say. 'Ilm De
I.9r winter apples But d. dcbbel >ay. 4
t"lc You ior to eat dem. cl~c drv dc best an
pie III dc Orchard - E.hr ate de- apple an
guy Adam 4 htc: and den dc dcbbci he 80
away.
Byme ly de Lor cum home. an he call
\ tam. A'yam h" lay low, 50 Il. I.or cll agin
4. Lrr ~ay Who ,tol~ de- winter aprlc,%
Ad,'m t1l' him, Don't kuow-Ebc. he ,pcct.
- Il" LDr call Ehn Eha lay low: de- Lor'
."'il Hgin. lou Ebc! Eb. say, 'IIrt'. Ior' =
= L"r ~ay, Who stole l.. winter appcsr'
f.o" ~. him. Dnu' tknow- dam. She spcct
- d. Lor cotrh en- bott, and trow dem obcr
4e irncc, anI toie cIn tio work for your
, \ la~ltuI and rather green younr fellow in
N.'"i 4 y"un. .ady T. att.'p} a f.ll with him
one mght lat summer The iuviration was
accepted. and til. couple appeared at III" ball
: .lllrr danrIne for SOM tim" " lrrcny' saw
H. partner >lttn" in on" corner ot the room
all alone. Now wa hi chance. 80 lc walked
~ To- whore The lad! wa> sitting. and sat down
he,ti' h'r. Al! wei. :" far but the la<htiIl
ir!i"W was at q loss for something to say He
injected about considerably, and was sweating
H"iU>"y. Finally, takiu4 hold Of his wited
cellar. he commenced the conversation thus:
II powerful warm IN thi> room. Ny shirts
wei, ain yonr>I Ills partner flushed, said
nothing tut took his ann tor the next dance.
\ RrNtHKAHLE PurvouEHox. new
i,lani h4> suddenly appeared in the Grccian
Arrh'rIaHo. rising IN five day, 80 feet above
ne Vel "i the sra and preserving q surface
OF about TX acres. The island still continue,
10 Increase. and Is due to volcanic action. As
It i conro>ed of haltmotcn lava and was
prrcrr'it'i N'y flames coming up cut of the SEA
accompanied with Tremendous cAllo>ions. 1t
hrHt appeared on January 3l-Lulqer.
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IHE CrEAN SLAVE TRAFFIC. Some excite.
ment ha> been caused III Cuba hy decree or
derlnS that al. negroes of captured slave cxpe-
dltI"n~. now at work on various plantations Of
th' I>Iand shall be surrendered to the Govern
meut. 1t i believed tn he the intention to
send tlp~. n. l,o.l- 4
" proper course.
IN INCIDENT OF THE WAR-A son If Mr..
Duncan, OF Mradllic Pa was reported and
mourncd a Killed in the battle ct Stone River,
he body wa> brought home and buried AZ
.rrwarL>: he was reported alive. but dying in.
hospital IN ''rorgla This body was al~o brought
home and buried. About a month since, the
youth came home alive
~~S~S
Mr.. Quibblc. reading that it has been de-
lded III the Court oi Queen Bench in Dub
IN, that clergyman of the Church of Eng
and can LEGALLY marry himself. observed that
hat might be very we'll Is measure of econo.
ny. but that even in the hardest times he
hould prefer to marry woman.
IN
The name given ly the Southern people to
he late civil war differs in different places
No one calls it rchrlhon but the most
"mmon term Is revolutiun The words
disturbance and trouble are applied to it
mt one man IN South Carolina spoke of it as
the grand kick-up"
That fellow, SAID dJones "told me he would
make shift to pay all his debts before next
'!r>tma~ What did he mean by that
Meant that he ID pay them out Of his wists
roprrty' suppose, replied Sam.
- \ on Ike l,l,,ut,. ~ o.,
ohnny? How many cake, did You have at
lc paStrycooh 5 yesterday" Five: first
1on"' cake. then a currant cake. then pound
Axe then sweet cake, then Stoma cake -
" An American i, only an Engii>hman rath-
more Sharpcnrd. says Sir Morton Pct0,
ho has been able during his Western tour,
see the point
1t was stated in evidence before committee
the House of Commons, that the pig-tccd-
: i'm and around London never themselves eat
,rk or allow their families 10 do 80.
Great men direct the events Of their time;
Sc men take ADVANTAGE "tthcm. Weak men
e carried along in their current
The mcancst reason for gcttnr married that
ever heard was from \ man who said he
ntcd some one to part his back hair for him.
Every woman has right to lr what age she
'aSrS, for if She wcre to state her real age,
one would believe her
\ writer wants to know what the omnibus
| ear drivers will do for overcast, when the
vrrnment supply is worn out.
ast year, VIM. b. Astor hal the largest
ONE Of any person III the United States
{ year before, Stuart had the largest.
\ receipt lor instantaneously removing su.
lluouS hair. Undertake to kiss q spunky
nan against her will
lany persons who dance look asifthey we're
I'd to do 50, and were doubted ofbeing paid.
he common name for the United States, in
ina, Is the Kingdom QJ'hc Ho,c0y Fidg."
he physically blind are thankful for guild
e, the mentally blind resent it as an insult.
he climax Of human Indifference has arriv.
when woman does not care how she looks,