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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1866-08-17

All who value beautiful head Of hair ana n. r.,..,
ton from premature badness and turning grav Mn
nail TO use Lyon eeiebrated kahairon. it makes th
rich soft, aud glossy, eradicatss daudruf and eau
hair to grow with luxuriant beauty. Ii 4 sod =
whsre. Il. THOMAS LYON, Chvmist, n n
Saratoga Spring Water, sold by all Dru,,
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To SonsuFitpttVes. The advertiser, hsya.
restored 70 health in few weeks by very simQ.s q
after having suffered for several years with svs
affection, aud that dread disease. Consumption &C
to make known to his fellow sufferers the means Il
To u who desire II, he will send copy Of the Ya
ton used tree Of charged with the direction fr pl
and using the same, which they will end sure ea
consumption, Asthma, bronchitis, Coughs, Cod,
Throat and Lung affections The only object o. ihs
User IN sending the prescription is to benefit the q
and spread information which he coneaFes 20 be is
pie, and he hopes every sufferer will try bis remel
VIII cost them nothing, and may prove blessing.
wishing the preparation, RaEs BY return mail III
address REV EDWARD A. NILSSON, Villages
| Kings Co, New York. 6gI
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1866-08-17

reach of all smolanders Compound Fluid Extract of Bu
ehu, will you Of all Kidney Diseases, Rheumatism,
dout Gravel Dropsy, and Chronic Gonorhoea and will
and restore your exhausted and falling energies.
will do much good as smolanders Extract Buchu.
For many diseases incident females smolande Buchu
sure and sovereign remedy. Get the genuine, Price
only One Dollar Sold by JOHNSON & BABBITT, o. II.
WOODS, AMI Apothecaries generally. BURLEIGH &
ROGERS Boston, General Agents ASK FOR sMo-
LANDER's BUCHU. lily
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1866-08-17

LYoS's ExrRAcz or PuRE JAMAICA 6ISGEE-fsi 4
tiou, Nausea, Hear tburn, Sick Headache, Cholera Il
&c, where warming, genial stiIaulant Is require.
careful preparation and entire purity makes itsa
and reliable article for culinary purposes sods
where, at 90 cts per bottle. gl.Ji
Saratoga Spriug Nyafer, sold by All rfa:
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Errors Of oufb. A Gentleman who slss
years from Nervous Debility. Premature Decay sz4a
effects Of youthful indiscretion, viii, for the sakt n
ing humanity, send free to all who need il, the rsg
directions for making the simple remedy BY vha
cured Sufferers wishing 70 profit by the adyssass
perienee, can do 50 by addressing JOHN B. OGBE
lS Chambers ST., New York. @a
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Perry Davis
VEGETABLE PAIN KILLER.

Tile Great Family Medicine Of tie Age !
Pain Killer taken internally should be mixed with milk
and and sweetened with sugar. made into syr-
up with moasses. For a cough few drops on sugar,
eaten will be eecy than anything else For
throat gargle the throat with mixture Of Pain Killer
and water, and the relief is immediate and positive
1t should not be forgotten that the Pain Killer Is equally
good to take internally to externally. 3235
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Important TO FensnIes.-The eelebnted d.
continues TO devote his entire time to the trestusz
diseases incident to the lenaiesystem. An expensas
years enables him 10 GUARANTEES speedy and psruabr
IN the teoTSt eases Of Suppression and al ottH IL
Derangeme uis, from scaaierer use. All letter. b
must contain 81. Office, No. 8 Endieott stHst
N. B-Board furnished to those who wish to Hsail
der treatment.
Boston, June 20, 1866. Us
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1866-08-17

AauA DE MAGSokn. THE prstt.sst thin. a
thing and the most Of II for the least nasa NJ,
COMES the odor Of perslira.ion soiteps mi Ia
to the skin Is delightful perfume allays al4 "a
Inflammation, and Is Necessary companion tss
room, In the nursery and upon the toilel IA vi
can be obtained everywhere at one dollar NJ e,a'.lt
Snrntoga Spring Water, sold Nv .n% ma
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Strange, bur True. Every young LADY 3
tlean in the United States can hear something Is1
TO their advantage by return mail free Of chaTg,
dressing the undersigned. Those having fears 4
humbugged will oblige by not noticing this card !
ers will please address thsr obedient servant, Il
CHAPMAN, S3l broadway, New York. 81
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so Years. For over afty years DR.. s. o. RICH
ARDS0N'S SHERRY WINE BIfTERS has been used by
the public to correct morbid inactive functions of She
human system 1t promotes healthy gastric secretion
correcs Liver arrangement viii relieve Rheumatic afee
tons, Jaun1iee. INDIGESTION Loss Of Appetite Short
Of Breath Kidney Complaints Weak Back Dizziness
Languor, Dyspepsia and its attendant symptoms val
liable tonic and Strengthening properties will invgorate
the eonyaeseeut, and it will afford comfort and relief to
the aged by stimulating the constitution to resist
pending infrnies Ihousa3ds Of the venerable popula
ton of New England sustained in health their life
prolonged to enjoy vigorous and happy old By regular
and moderate use OF Dr. richardson Sherry Wine Bers
OFFICE, 81 HANOVER STREET, and sold by the drug
gists. 263S
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Anrodern Miraeie.-rrom ola an,

Cholera Dysentery Coughs Colds and Rheumatism are
quickly cured by AMERICAN LIFE DROPS. wi
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EMPLOYMENT FOR goTu SCI

EMPLOYMENT FOR BOTH SETh q
asled aud returned soldiers, widows and olss =
soldiers, and the unemployed Of both sexes 30
want Of respectable and profitable employneai Y
no risk, can procure such by enclosing rep
dressed envelope, for particulars 20
DR.. JOHN N DAGNALb, !,
Sly Box 1873 DroollyE } |
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The Mason 8 HnnIIn Cabinet OFgaBi
" different styles adapted to sacred and secular
$50 TO 5000 each. flfrY-0NE GOLD or SILVER E
or other hrst premiums awarded them. nnstsAi
jogues free. Address, MASON & HAALIN, BOsTos Z
son BROTHERs. MY YoRr Do
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UNION STATE TICKET.


A For Governor,
PAUL DILLINGHAM, of Waterbury.
For Lieutenant Governor.
ABRAHAM ID. GARDNER, of bennington,
For Treasurer,
JOHN A. PAGE, of Montpelier.
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C0stireness the Source of Di.cuse.-It
causes Piles Headache, Dizziness Boa sness Sour Ris-
ing Oppression OF FOOD, Low Spirits Worms Indigestion
&c DE-. harrlsous PERsTALTIc LOzENeEs warranted to
cure All these ana every om Of Dyspepsia ard the only
cure Tor Piles either tleeding bnda all outward ap
J. 5. HARRISON e CO.. Proprietors. No ! fremont
Temple Boston and By all druggists viii be matted
receiving oeets- 95-241y
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1866-02-28
PRESIDENT J0HNsONs VETO MES
SAGE.
The Negro Bureau Smashed Up.
WAsnINaroN. Feb. I'D. lS6G

WASHINGTON, Feb. 10, 1866
To the Senate Of the United States:
| have examined with care the bill
which has been passed by the two
Houses Of Congress to amend an Act
entitled an Act to establish a Bureau
for the relief of Freedmen and rcfH-
goes, and for other purposes. Having
with much regret como to the conclu-
sion that it would not be consistent
with the public welfare to give nay
approval TO the measure, return the
bill to the Senate, with my objections
to its becoming law. | might call
to mind in advance of these objections,
that there is no immediate necessity
for the proposed measure.
The act to establish burcau for
the relief of freedmen and refugees,
which was approved in the month of
March last, has not yet expired 1t
was thought stringent and extreme
enough Tor thepurpose in view in time
of war. Before il ceases to have effect,
iuAAhNi ~ NlftAlNhNt uid0 NoNtSb w ShitN
us to n wise conclusion as to the poll
cy to be adopted in time of peace. i
share with Congress the strongest de-
sire to secure to the freedmen the full
enjoyment of their freedom and their
prosperity, and their entire indepcn-
dencc and equality in making con
tracts for their labor; but the bill be-
fore me contains provisions which, in
my opinion, are no. warranted by the
Constitution, and are not woll suited
to accomplish the end in view.
Tho bill proposes to establish by
authority of Congress military iuris-
diction over all parts of the United
States containing refugees and freed
men. 1t would 10y itn very nature ap-
ply with the most force TO those parts
of the United States in which the
freedmen most abound, and 1t express
ly extends the existing temporary
jurisdiction of the freedmen's bureau,
with greatly enlarged powers, over
those States in which the ordinary
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1866-02-28

arc some fifteen thousand negroes IN
the city and vicinity of Washington,
and some eight or ten thousand voters
ia the District. This gives the control
of the municipal affairs of the District
to the negro. ! suppose they will be
discreet and not elect negro as the
first mayor
1t is vital point inthe argument that
when the people ofa State or district,
have expressed themselves in an en-
phatic manner againsta a certain meas
ure it is an outrage to force that meas
ure upon them. The will of the pco-
pie lies at tie foundation Of our Gov
ernment, and those who do not express
that will are not truly the peoples S
representatives. II may be said that
the men IN Congress were not elected
by the people of the District Of Colum-
bia They were not; yet they are,
for all practical purposes,t the immedi-
ate representatives of that constitu-
ency and the will of that people ought
to DO obcved
Mr. Lowry. Who arc the people ?
Mr. Wallace. The white people OF
the District of Columbia.
Mr.. Lowry. The ohite people ?
Mr. Wallace. Yes, sir the whites
have some rights left yet. They have
the right to govern that District and
until they say they are willing that
the negro should partakc Of these
rights they should not be compelled
to share them with him.
PROTECT Tue WHITE LABoRER.
The policy of my state upon this sub
ject, sir, is my policy. In 1880, she
emaneipated the slaves that were here
and in 1888 sic declared that the
white race should govern the State. i
accord to these people all their natur.
al rights--the right cf life, liberty
property and the pursuit Of happiness
but | deny to them political rights
llis safety and the maintenance of oui
rights demand this. This is a govern
ment made by white men and to be sc
perpetuated. Sir, that flag is tho
symbol of the majesty ofa white mans
government, the ensign of the sane
tity of white mans law, the her
aid of the capacity Of the white mar
for self-government. The ballot il
the emblem of the white mans SOY
tereignty. These shall never be the
badges of our weakness, the trophie'
of weaker race.
Sirs, the proud head the honoreC
neck Of the white laborer-yes, tn,
WHITE LABoRER, for "to this complex
ION doth it come at>last"-shall never
with my consent be bowed to the leve
of the African slave [applause] or tC
an equality with the colored man. Sir
his blood shall lie maintained in un
sulied purity. Erect in his manhood
protected in his labor and in his power
of sovereignty, the white laborer il
the shop, the field, the highway, th,
sovereign of the Republic, he shall b,
in the future, as in the past, the sinew
of the State, the vital element in tn,
prosperity of the nation.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1866-02-28
THE WILL oF TnE rEorLE.

This bill, sir, proposes to grant the
right TO vote TO tho negro in the Dis
trict of Columbia and TO take from the
hands of the white man because that
is its practical effects) the control Of
that municipal government. There
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NEW SERIES-vOL. VINO. 25.

that it is for their benefit. They have
found, too, after the smoke has clear
ed away, that they are really in a
better condition than they were be-
fore, that they have been relieved from
the incubus which has oppressed them
for so long time, and they are ready
now to take their places in the Union,
and along side of the northern States
who have made liberty their great
principle rather than slavery, Why
should they not +? If any man can
give reason why they should desire
to keep up this strife longer, with
their devastated fields, with their
treasures empty, with their society
disorganized, | should like to hear it.
/ therefore hope, Mr. President,
that we may meet them in . different
spirit; that we may show them that
we made this war, not to make them
eternal enemies ofours, not to humiliate
them, but to rescue them; that we made
this war to go and get them out of
the clutches Of the bad men who had
misled them into the gloomy realm OF
OF secession and disunion; and that
we intend, after the great military vie
tory which we have achieved, TO
achieve another by magnauimity and
clemency in our conduct toward thom !;
that we will win them back to be as
they were before, our friends and our
brothers, of the same race and Of the
same lineage.
hope too that thisangry, irritating,
and exciting mode Of treating this
subject, which is calculated to make
us anything else than friends, will be
discarded hereafter, and we shall cool
ly and calmly and in the spirit of the
nation, (bceauscthstis the spirit ofthe
nation, )examine this question and do
Tlth il that which win be calculated
to restore the old harmony and peace
and the old Uuion again.-Con. Globe.
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Pennsylvania LEGIsLATURE.


liAER1sBURG, January j, 1866.
Nearly all the members Of the Leg
islature of both Houses had arrived
by an early hoxr last night.
Tie Republicans of both Houses
met in the afternoon and nominated
for State Treasurer, w. II. Kemble,
of Philadelphia, the present ineum-
bent.
The Democratic Senate caucus met
in the library room, thismorning, and
nominated for
Speaker William Hopkins, Wash
ingten county.
Cicrk-F NJ. Hutchinson; assist
ant Clerk-William II. Gallagher.
.Sergeaaf,dt-drmS-Michael Mullin ;
Assistant Scrgcdnt-dtidrms-Jaeob Will
helm.
Doorkeeper--John S. Eicher.
Assistant DoorsesperS-SiIas C:$s;ap.
Isaac Raker, 7. II Norton.
MesSenger-George E Long; ASsist-
ant MosSenger--lohn Cox.
Librarian-Jaeob Stvers.
TrdRSeribing GerkS-liiclsard Kuhns,
Freeman Brady, Jr., Thomas Hanna,
Philip Shoemaker, Z. J. Small.
The Republican Senatecaucus metin
the Senate Chamber at seven O'Clock
in the evening, and nominated for
Caig clcrk-George w. Hammers
ley. of Germantown.
Assistant Chrk-Lucius Rogers, OF
Mexican.
Tfensenkiag Geyks-E. X. lIaincs,
Somerset; James c. Graham. ALE.
gheny; John T. Johnson, Centre ;
Henry NGratz, Montgomery; Col.
Chauney c Rogers, Erie.
Sergedm-at-armS--Joseph Reblett,
of Philadelphia.
Door Keeper-John Martin, Lancas-
ter.
Messeager--William Duffy. Phila-
delphia.
LiJraridR-Jaeob Styers, Dauphin.
The Democratic House caucus met
in the west library room, Mt halfpast
seven, and was organized by calling
John Missimer. of Berks county, TO
the chair, aud Nelson Weiser, of Le-
high county, and A, ID. Markly, Of
Montgomery county, as Secretaries,
and nominated for
,Speaker-Hon. William VI. Nelson.
of Wayne county.
Giff Cierk-Cyrus r. Alexander,
Of Centre county; Assistant Clerk
Daniel II. Neimau, of Northampton
county.
Sergednt.dt-arms-Coleman Keck.
Doorkeeper-John Tettermore.
Messenger-Johu Cox.
Postmdstcr-John R. Smith, of Fay
cite county.
The Republican House caucus met
in the east library room, at halfpast
seven. and nominated for
&pedker--Jamcs r.. Kelly, of Wash
ington county.
Chef Clerk--A. W Benedict, Hun
county; Assistant Ucyk-W.
ii. Dennison Allegheny county.
7ranscribing Cicrks-lst, C. w.
Walker, Philadelphia; 2d. A. ID. Har-
Ian, Chester county Sd, ] T. Willis
ton, Allegheny county; 4th, NJ Edgar
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King, Fulton county; 9th, Robert
Brown, liycoming county.
PoStnoster-J ID. kirkpatrick, Mer-
GER county Assistant Postmaster-W.
A. Rupert, Crawford county.
,Sergednt-0t-drDlS- Charles E. ldell,
Philadelphia.
Assistant Sergednts-at-armS-1st, G.
Strain, Allegheny county I'd, James
b. Work, Indiana county Sd, Samuel
Christ, Lancaster county; 4th, Hugh
M Mullen, Delaware county.
D0orkeeper-Jamcs MGowan, Law
renee county.
Assistant Do0rkeepeyS-lst, J. IL.
Hall, Susquehanna county; I'd, Chas.
III. Kurtz, Philadelphia; Sd, John
Moore, Westmorelsnd county 4th, S.
Y. Boyer, Dauphin county.
MeSsenger-Jamcs M'Cauley, Phil
adelphia
Assistant MeSsengers-lst, William
F. Brockway, Erie county; I'd, ]. J.
Nofsker, Blair county Sd, j. W.Pow-
ell, Lancaster county; 4th, Samuel
Mace, Philadelphia.
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TRIMS or THE REPuRIlcAS.

Ebo REPuBIIcAS is published every Wednesday,
BY GEO. w. SNYDER, & Co,
'ai S2.e0 per annum iu advance If paid within six
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Piration Of six months. IS, co will be Charged
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Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1866-01-10
SPEECH
HON. EDGAR COWAN.

Delirered in the United States Senate,
on the 2lst Of December, 1865, in re-
ply to tie ''negro" speech Of Senator
Sumner.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1866-03-21


all hands up and start fires, about two'or
three rods asunder, all over the orchard,
the windward ones beingnearest. Three
or four sticks are required for each fire,
which, when well started, should have
stick or two of green wood added. Then
put on and nearly smother the fire with
the wet tan or trash. If any pile breaks
out into flame, apply more trash, to
keep up, from dampened, smouldering
fires, q curtain cf moist, hesvy smoke
over the trees, uqtil the sun is well up,
and the frost. fully extracted. The smoke
from fires Of dry wood is so light, and
rises so7rasidly in cold, frosty night,
that 1t really affords no protection, while
that from damp material, loaded with
moisture, hugs the ground and dissipstes
very slowly. If your fruit is frozen solid
before you begin, OF while you are at
work, do net despair, but make all the
smoke you can, and as light protection
rs it seems, looking through it when the
sun is rising, we have lad it so fully pro-
tect the frozen fruit from rapid thawing,
that the frost was all extracted without
injury to the fruit. In our first trial, we
were about giving up in. despair, the cold
was SO intense at day break. but our sue
cess was perfect. At this place, the fruit
very seldom, indeed, destroyed before
April. in which month not more than one
or two frosts are to be expected, anc
against these it is well 20 provide.-South
| erl Cultiyator.
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A Great rarmer,s uarims

We have already made notice of o
discourse by Rev. L. Nj. Glover, D. D.,
Jacksonville, ILL.,, on the death Of Mr..
Jacob Strawn who was spoken Of as .The
Great American Farmer" and who died
at Jacksonville, ILL.,, in August last. His
biographer has recorded many excellent
characteristics of this distinguished far
mer," who has met with great success in
all his business operations, which is attrib-
utable chiefly to the following maxims,
which We copy for the benefit of those
farmers who are somewhat tardy in per.
forming the operations of the farm.
when you wake-up do not roll over,
but roll out. 1t will give you time to
ditch all your sloughs, break them up,
harrow them, and SOW them with timothy
| and red clover. One bushel clover to
two bushels timothy is enough
"Make your fence high, tight, and
strong, so that it will keep cattle and
pigs out. If you have brush, make your
lots secure, and keep your hogs from the
cattle, for if the corn is clean they will
eat it better than if it is not.
aBe sure to get your hands to bed by
seven o'clock; they will rise early by
the force Of circumstances.
"Pay hand, if he is poor hand, all
you promise him; if he is good hand,
pay him little more; it will encourage
him to do still better.
always feed your hands as well as
you do yourself, for the laboring men
are the bone and sinew of the world, and
ought to be well treated.
81 am satisfied that getting up early,
industry and regular habits are the best
medicines ever prescribed for health.
When it comes rainy, bad weather,
fso that you cannot work out of doors,
cut and split your wood.
Make your tracks when it rains hard
cleaning your stables, or fixing something
which you would have to stop the plow
| for and fix in good weather.
Make your tracks, fixing your fence
or gate that is off the hinges, or wealth.
erboarding your barn where the wind
| has blown off the sideing, or patching the
roof of your house or barn,
Study your interests closely, and
| don't spend money and time in elccting
Presidents, Senators and other small
officers, or talk of hard times when spend
ing your time in town whiting on store
boxes etc.
"Take your time and make your cal.
culations; don't do things in q hurry, but
DO them at the right time, and keep your
mind as well as your body employed. u
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REcIpEs.-We present the following
recipes for the use of families and others
whom it may concern. They have been
collected from the most reliable sources
and experienced authors.
10 make mcss-Pour quart of mo-
lasscs into your wife's bonnet.
To keep fish from smelling-Cut off
their noses.
To make blackberry jam-put twenty
four black berries into a goose quill.
To make cord Of wood go great
way-Leave it out doors. 1t has been
known to 60 two miles.
To cure felon-Suspend by the neck
about half an hour.
aWhat is that?" said the sundy School
teacher, pointing to the letter O. "Dun-
no." said the urchn. "What do you say
when you stump your toe?" continued
tho lady. Dammit" was the precocious
reply.
A clergyman lately addressed hisfemale
auditory as follows :-"Be not proud that
our blessed Lord paid your sex the dis.
tinguished honor of appearing first to a
female after the resurrection, for it was
only done that the glad tidings might be
spread the sooner"
Too SHARp.-An amusing incident is
told of woman in England, whose hus-
band, a wealthy man, died suddenly,
without leaving any will. The widow,
desirous of securing the whole of the
property, concealed her husbands. death
and persuaded poor shoemaker TO take
his place while will could be made.
Accordingly, he was closely muffled in
bed, as if very sick, and lawyer was
called in to write the will. Tho shoema-
ker, in feeble voice bequeathcd half Of
the property to the widow. "What shall
be done with the remainder 2" asked the
lawyer. "The remainder" replied he,
81 give and bequeath to the poor little
shoemaker across the street, who has al
ways been good neighbor and deserv-
ing man." thus securing rich bequest
for himself The widow was thunder
struck with the mans audacious cunning,
but did not dare expose the fraud, and so
two rogues shared the estate.
They tell story in New London, Conn.,,
which runs thus: GA green grocer in
Groton sent his clerk to New London one
morning last summer with bag of green
corn to dispose Of The young man was
gone all day, at night returned with his
bag of green corn on his shoulder, and
dumped it on the floor, with the remark:
There's your green corn 90 and sell it
YOURSELF cant.". "Why," said the gro
Ger, ahavcn't you sold any 2" 'sSold any?
No." said he, ",l've been all over New
London with it, and nobody said anything
about any green corn, Two or three fel
lows asked me what Id got i'll my bag,.
and told them it was none of their -
business =
A Dutchman had two pigs, large one
and small one. The smaller one beng
the elder, he was trying to explain to a
and he did it in this wise: "The
little pig is the biggest" Upon which
his wife, assuming to correct him, said
g You will excuse him, he no speak so
good English as me; he no mean that the
little pig is the biggest, but the youngest
pig is the Oldest"