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THIs old and highly useful and popular
H. Institution enlarged, RENTED ana Te-lur-
nished and having the ablest corps Of Teach
ers ever brought together in this country, VIII
enter upon its Fourteenth Session on
Monday, the FIRST day of October next.
The Principal has associated with him in
the school, John NJ Puttick, a. NJ, W. H.
Kirkpatrick, A. NJ, and Mr. L. J. W lllams;
Prof P. E. Holmes gives instruction IN Music
every day with commendable zeal and ability.
The School is situated in a high, salubrious
region, known as the 80 Mountains, eleven
miles from Shuqualak, on the Mobile ana ONO
Railroad, and is almost the only School, OF us
grade that went through the war. Since the
Surrender, large additions have been made to
the buildings. and the term closing June 3Oth
is the most prosperous and useful one known
in the history Of the School, successful as 1t
has always been. Every branch OF Mathe-
mates. pure and mixed, including
Ciril Enqiaeerinq and Practical Field Operations
with a splendid equipment, is taught with the
very first ability. The classics and the French
language form an important feature in the reg
ular course of study. All the English branches
are ably and forcibly taught, including the
Natural Sciences illustrated by a complete ap-
paratus. In short, the greatest care is taken
with the training of all boys, at any stage OF
their education. Young men are careiu "
prepared for any particular calling IN HE, or
TO enter any class in any University. The
Book Keeping Course here, is as good As any
in the regular Commercial schools
The most frequent instruction given students
is TO maintain their self-respect and be gentle
men, indeed; and no pains are spared to assist
them in every interest.
The charges are, for Twenty weeks, One
Hundred and Twenty five Dollars, invariably
in advance. Music, which Is opuonal, Nash-
ing and Fuel-eXtra.
TO secure room, or for other particulars
| address. Gholson, z. o.. Miss.
THOS. 5. GATHRIGHT,
Principal and Proprietor.
Ne Catalogues furnished on application
| je20dtOl.
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BRINLY'S FLOWS.

WE have on hand and are constantly manu-
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which we call the attention of the Planters
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S P O @ N E e S

Immuni 5ainst the Fevers
and ChilIs Of Spring and Fall,
the Dysenteries and Diarrheas
of Summer, AMI the various
Bilious complaints attendant
upon the entire year, is what
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before that favored region will
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ness. Emigration thither has
been and is retarded for the
lack of it; and for the same
reason, cotton raising has been
restricted and interfered with.
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SUMMERVILLE INSTITUTE.
THE LARGEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL
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FOR ROYs AND YOUNG MEN.

This School has all the Advantages Of College tgih
None Of its Disadvantages,
he StraHerriUe Institute is pdtrOnzed By the rst
Men Of the South.
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Southern Physicians, and used in the hospi-
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Thousands of soldiers and citizens have been
cured by the use of this Cordial; And it may
properly be termed the Great MedtclHe ~
the South Ggd Vest.
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ca UIION.
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FOR f S T H A L L ,
NTARTOS ALABAMA.

I'm the first of October next, will open in
~ this place a private, select SCHOOL for
GIRLS, offering unusual advantages Tor mn
ishpd educatian The buildings are elegant and
eommodious; the grounds extensive and well
improved. The school Is fully furnished with
Libraries, Apparatus, and every desirable APP
pliances, 1t is especially adapted to advanced
scholars-young ladies who are finishing their
school studies previous to entering society.
There are five Professors and Teachers of eN-
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As the number Of pupils is limited to 30, OF
whom 20 will board at the Hall. Early applica-
ton viii probably be necessary to secure adj
mission.
For a Circular containing full information
and for definite statement of terms, address
NOAH X. DAVIS,
je17d&w3m. Marion, Ala
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THIS old and highly useful and popular
n Institution enlarged, rettted and re-fur-
nished, and having the ablest corps Of Teach
ers ever brought together in this country, VIII
ente1. 1rnn it, Eonrteenth Session on
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MOBILE, ALA.
TONSIGNAIENTS TO our care forwarded
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Tuar24-d1y.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19

1t would not do, I argued to have the
morning light diffuse itself upon tracks
with heels toward the house, or, in fact
upon footmarks of any kind, save the
ones legitimate. So into them I plung.
going in thigh deep, at that-tak-
ing care to step where the disturber Of
my rest had stepped, until the highway
was gained, when, breathing a little
more freely, I thought to put on nv
boots and proceed home as became re.
spectacle young mau and a rising law
yer. Easier thought than done. My
stockings were wet, and thrusting my
foot into the boot, down it went With a
slip! sluck instep, and there it stuck.
No use-all HI couldn't bulge it
1t must come off and to accomplish
that necessitated my sitting down in
the light, feathery snow. No help for
it, and down I pumped with the reso-
luton of martyr. My fingers seemed
frozen, my toes ditto; and at last l shiv-
eringly again tucked my boots under
my arm, and started in my stocking
feet for the nearest station house, which
| at last reached, and being fortunate
enough to know one Of the officials, I
was permitted to thaw out, and in fact
was made quite comfortable until morn
ing. But it acas a cold night.-N
Y. Sunday Disptcah.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19
LuDIcRous SCENE IN A CHuRcH

LUDICRoUs SCENE IN A CHURCH.
An aged clergyman, speaking of the So
lemnity attached to the ministerial of
fee, said that during the whole term Of
forty years that he had officiated therein
his gravity had never been but once
disturbed in the pulpit.
On that occasion he noticed man
directly in front of him, leaning ovel
the railing of the gallery, with some
thing in his hand which he afterwards
discovered to be huge chew of tobac-
co just taken from his mouth. Directly
below sat man fast asleep, with his
head back and his mouth wide open.
The man in the gallery was intently
engaged in raising and lowering bis
hand, taking exact observation, till at
last, having got it right, he let. fall his
quid, and it went plump into the mouth
of the sleeper below.
The whole scene was so indescribably
ludicrous that for the first and last time
in the pulpit an involuntary smile forced
itself upon the countenance of the
preacher.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19
A DRAMATIC CRITICS STORY.

Let me see No, I,could not have
been day over thirty five; ard yet
how long it seems. They accounted me
handsome in those days, hard as it may
be to fancy it now.
1t was January, and such weather as
we were having. Cold oh, so cold
and still, and the snow falling as I nev.
er before or since saw snow fall in wealth.
er like that. Falling, until the streets
were almost impossible, and no one,
unless compelled by dire necessity, or
too lonely to reman quiet, veutured
forth
AS for myself, debated full hour
pacing in the interim, the space between
my cheerful office and the window,
looking out on Broadway, whether to
go that evening to the - theatre,
and sec the little Princess of beauties
in the. play of Really, memory
is growing treacherous, I have quite
forgotten what they called it. l recol-
lect, distinctly, however, that the ques-
ton was decided in the affirmative, and
at eight o'clock I found myself seated
in one of the boxes, perfectly carried
away in'my enthusiastic admiration of
the fascinating little actress-Ceceia, |
think she was, that sevening at any
rate, that name will answer the pur-
pose. Her part was that of little fish,
er maid-a sort of Kitty Clyde-with
a rustic dress and bewitching way that
would have caused less susceptible
heart than Rube Holden's to beat more
rapidly. Looking back over all these
years with their joys and sorrows, their
loves and disappointments, it seems to
me that the little fisher girl Of the
atre was the most charming eyes ever
beheld 1t required no great amount
of strategy to conceal a note in the
heart of boquet, and toss it to hef at
the conclusion of the last act; neither
was there any impropriety in it; had
there been, punctillious Rube Holden
would have been last Individual to have
been caught in the commission. No,
we were then, and had been for some
time, good natured acquaintances be-
sides Cecilia was the wife of theatrical
manager at that time attending to bis
business in the godly city of Boston,
The contents of the note were, that in
consideration Of my great regard for her
and the inclemency of the weather, l
would be in waiting with conveyance
to accompany her home. and she must
lose no time as she valued the company
of "yours truly" etc.
1t was terrible night, the snow con-
tinued to fall, and it iods cold but new
ertheless, by the help of Providence and
the hired Jehu, we managed to reach
the home of the actress in good order;
and the evening being young, youth
full aspirant already priding himself ON
bis gallantry, as did Rube Holden, in
those days, could not refuse the glance
of those starry orbs, or the musical
sweetness of the voice lufing him to the
inner sanctum where warmth and con-
tent reigned supreme Besides, it was
such bitterly cold night
Once seated before the glowing fire,
the moments few BY unheeded We
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19

A GOOD wife is one who puts hel
husband in at the side of the bed next
to the wall, and tucks him in to keep
him warm in winter, splits wood, makes
the fire in the morning, washes her hus-
bands face, draws on his toots for him,
never suffers rent to remain in her
husbands small clothes, never wonders
what her husband sees interesting in
the young woman who lives across the
way, never slams the door when her
husband is speaking, aud always re-
proves the children when they eat up
their fathers supper.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19

A GooD ONE.-To hear George tell
the "Drugger' story is. worth quarter
any time. The story is capital one,
but it takes the man to tell it. This
he does in some such words as these:
"Be you the drugger?"
"Well, l s'pose so, I sell drugs"
"Wall, hev yu got eny Nv this here
scentin' stuff, as the gals put on their
hankechers 2"
"Oh, yes" i,
"Wall, our SaPs gwine to be married
and she gin me ninepence, and told me
to invest the hull mount in scentin'
stuff, SOS to make her sweet eff 1 could
find suthin to suit so eff you're d mind
I'll just smell round"
The Yankee smelled around without
being suited, until the druggist got
tired of him, andtaking down a bottle
of hartshorn, said:
'I've got a bottle of scentin' stuff
that will suit you A single drop on a
handkerchief will stay for weeks, and
you cannot wash 1t out; but to get the
strength of it you must take big
SMELL"
"Is that so mister? Wall, just hold
on minute, till I get breath and I
say, meow, you put it under my SMELL
err
The hartshorn, of course, knocked the
Yankee down, as liquor has many men:
Do you suppose he got up and smelt
again, as the drunkard does? Not he;
but rolling up his sleeves, and doubling
DIP his fists, he said:
s'You made me smell that tarnal ev-
erlastin stuff, mister, meow I'll make
you smell birthstone"
But / couldn't see it.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19

@- From and after this date all Sherif's
Constables' and other legal sales. advertised,
in the CHRONICLE, mast be paid for on the
day OF sale, punctually. We hold none but
the officers responsible for their payment.
@- Transient advertisements must be paid
IN advance. Job-work paid on delivery, in
uariably.
~ All regular advertisers will be requi-
red to settle on the first of every month. Our
city advertisers will be required to pay up
every three months.
~ Advertisements will becontinued until
ordered out and collection enforced. All ad-
vertisements should have marked upon them
the number of insertions required.
@- There will be no deviation from the
above established terms and rules Of business
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19

BEwAREl BEWARE !-"Beware of
the first glass, Ike" said Mrs. Parting
ton to that interesting youth, the other
day, s'for when man passes the Rubi-
cund, he is liable at any time to become
an unblushing drunkard, and to 60 on
from bad to worse, until he pawns his
last shirt. and the curtain falls with de-
lirium trimmings" Carried away by
the old lady's eloquence, Ike kneeled
down on his hands and knees and swore
by Neal Dow and the State of Maine,
never to indulge except after consult
ing physician.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19
Kissing

Some chap who has evidently had
considerable experience in the matter,
discourses as follows on the subject Of
kissing:
"People will kiss; yet not one in a
hundred knows how to extract bliss
from lovely lips, no more than they know
how to make diamonds from charcoal.
And yet it is easy-at least for US =
First know who you are to. kiss. Don't
make mistake, although a mistake
may be good thing. Don't jump up
like a trout for fly, and smack wo-
man on the neck, on the ear, on the
corner of her forehead, on the end of
her nose, or knock off her WATERFALL
The gentleman should be little the
tallest. He should have a clean face, a
kind eye, a mouth full of expression
Don't kiss everybody. Don't sit down
to it; stand up. Need not be anxious
about getting into crowd. Two per-
sons are plenty to corner and catch
kiss; more persons spoil the sport
Take the left hand of the lady in your
right; throw the left hand gently over
the shoulders of the lady, and let the
right hand fall down upon the right
side toward the belt. Don't be in a
hurry; draw her gently, lovingly to
your heart her head will fall lightly
upon your shoulder-and a handsome
shoulder-strap it makes! Don't be IN a
hurry; send little life down your left
arm. Her left hand is in your right,
let there be an impression to that, not
like the grippe of a vice, but gentle
clasp, full of electricity, thought, and
respect. Don't be in hurry!' Her
head lies carelessly on your shoulder.
You. are nearly heart to heart! Look
into her halt. closed eyes! Gently, yet
manfully, press her to your bosom !
Stand firm. Be brave, but don't be in
a hurry. Her lips are almost open
Lean forward with your head, not the
body. Take good aim; the lips meet
the eyes close-the heart opens-the
soul rides the storm, troubles and sor-
rows of life-(don't be in a hurry
heaven opens before you-the world
shoots from under your feet as meteor
flashes across the evening sky-(don't
be afraid)-the heart forgets its bitter,
ness-and the art of kissing is learned
No noise, NO fuss, no futtering and
squirming like hook-impaled worms
Kissing don't hurt it don't REQUIRE a
brass band to make it legal. Don't jab
down on beautiful mouth as if spear
ing for frogs! Don't grab and crank"
the lady as if she was struggling colt
Don't muss her hair, scratch down her
collar, bite her cheek, squizzle her rich
ribbons, and leave her mussed and rum
pied! Don't flavor your kisses with
onions, tobacco, gin cocktails, lager beer
brandy, ETC.; for maudlin kiss is worse
than the itch to delicate, loving, SEN
sible woman"
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19

A PAIR OF GARTERs.-sI believe 4:
woman would do a great deal for .
Dance" said DR.. Growing; "They are
immensely fond of saltatory motion.
| remember once in my life I used tt
flirt with one who was a great favorite
in the provincial town where I lived
and who confded to me that she had M
stockings to appear in, and without then
her presence at the hall was out of tht
question"
"That was hint for you to buy the
stockings" said Dick "No you rt
out" said Growing. "She knew that
I was as poor as herself; but though
she could not rely on my purse, she haG
every confidence in my taste and judg.
ment, and consulted me on plan she
formed for going to the ball in proper
twig. Now what do you think it was p
ITO go in cotton, I suppose returned
Dick.
"Out again, sir--you'd never guess
it; and only woman could have hit
upon the expedient. 1t was the fashion
in those days for ladies in full dress to
wear pink stockings, and she proposed
painting her legs!"
Painting her legs. ~ they all ex.
claimed. "Fact, sir" said the doctor,
"and she relied upon me for telling her
if the cheat was successful" "And
was it ?'' asked Durfy "Don't be in a
hurry, Tom. I complied on one condi.
ton, namely--that l should be the
painter" "Oh, you old rascal" said
Dick. "Capital bargain" said Durfy.
"But not safe covenant" added the
attorney. "Don't interrupt me gentle
men," said the doctor. II got some
rose pink, accordingly, sId I defy all
the hosiers in Nottingham to make a
tighter fit than I did on little Jenny );
and prettier pair of stockings I never
saw" "And she went to the ball ?''
said Dick. "She did," "And the
trick succeeded ?" $50 completely" ("
said the doctor, "that several ladies
asked her to recommend her dyer to
them. So you see what woman will
do to go to dance Poor little Jenny
she was merry minx-by-the-by, she
boxed my ears that night for a joke
made about the stockings. Jenny, said
|, for fear your stockings should fall
down when you are dancing, hadn' t
you better let me paint pair of gar
terS ON them :?'
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19
TIE CHURcHYARD YEw.

Under the black yew tree
pts berries like drops of blood)
l love to sit
In a moodyft,
Thinking how to clay and dust,
Canker, and decay, and moth, and rust,
Come all that we love. and hope, and trust
Beauty, and Wealth, and Pleasure, ant
Power,
And Learning, and Sense, and Wit.
Down in your coffin there,
Beauty, answer me now,
As here sit,
In cynical fit,
Where is hidden thy jewel chest:
Where are the diamonds tharonce did rest
On the rise and fall of thy snowy breast.
They sparkle no more in the gloom and dark
Than does a cretin's wit
Ambition, thou misled fool,
Thou with the rusty crown,
As mediate
On thy fallen state,
Open thy coffin lid and tell
OF the battles thou hast won SO well;
How many wretches there bleeding fell,
All for fort or some farm in dell,
A mound of earth, or line on map,
Wrestling so hard as fate.
Learning. thou purblind thing,
Sage with the e'half closed eyes,
Come, answer me,
In my tyranny,
And prove me how thy midnight toll,
Thy waste of wholesome, harmless oil,
And all thy fretting and careful moil,
Thy nouns declined, thy accents marked,
Avail in the dull Dead Sea.
Pride, thou art humble now,
Thanks 10 the sections spade;
Around this tree
Lies good company,
Yet none to hatter, or fawn. or bend,
Pomp and Pleasure have come to an end;
Narrow the chamber is left thee friend;
Pedigrees, parchments, charts and rolls,
Are little avail to thee.
Wealth, thou art last of all,
Laggard and lazy of old;
Come. knave, up here,
From thy velvet bier,
What is that strange frilpd robe thou'st on
IT'S out of fashion, thou simpieton,
Are all thy tinsel and trappings gomez
Yes! time is over for change and freak
Money is useless here.
Under the churchyard yew
Its berries are red as bloodD
love to sit
In my moody fit;
Round me rise the hiliocky graves.
The Dead Seas green and silent waves,
Deaths black banner the dark tree braves.
AS think of how vain is Power, and wealth
Beauty, and Love, and Wit.
Weekly Calaveras chronicle., 1866-05-19

DEADLY WEAPoN.-Two young gen.
tlemen, rivals, called the same evening
on the object of their affections. "John
said the one who had come 10 last, and
who had an umbrella in his hand, s.if
come here again and find you Lere, I'll
run this umbrella through you-and
spread it"