The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1866-06-30

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NJ The first wltef, u, We afe aware,
somewhat 'Cuppery" and aIlhmigh
a mo,lcst man, feels no delleaey w
making his principles manifest In
what he WRITES, Yet 80 fill Of humor
and good FEELING la The article In
question, that we will no, mutIlatc Il
by The changing ~ q word, but lay
Il before 0uf readers "a II WIS laid
before u', Under The suggestive title
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4 DrTCH rliifOnENE
I can't help IL, 80 will tell you the
tale ~ the tale twas told 10 me. II
was, Il Is simply a simple tale, and
tells of the mistakes Of life as 'twerc.
The Germans tell their troubles 10
the rs chlorofarm il poured on u
handkerchief to relieve the patient.
One day while standing patting
the neck of "Kitty," my running
mare, an honest Tcuton who had
seen service In the war, came up and
said:
"Ah, Mynheer Bumroy, you hcrc2o
"Yaw, Mynhccr Schwipes, ! hcarl"
"S-o-ol You busy dis morning."
"No, Jacob, Tm never busy unless
when / am busy"
DWELL, den, Mynheer Bumroy,
you shust make tic that horse loose
SO he can make herself blay around
nit herself in ter yard leetlee und
| sits down on mine-mine-I mean
your saw horse und dells you some
dings."
We sat. Then said the man:
"Now you see Mr.. Bumroy, no
makes myself likes the way you talk
about my cousins, Snickmacker. He
pc so goot man as never pes any
veres. He shust like me. He goes
to ter wars. ! 90 to ter wars. ]
COON TO dis free country to help live
here. Und ven de war gooms ]
shoulder my fife und mine trummel
und 1 goes out to get regroots. Und
got EN-! Und / sends en- off tc
ter war. Und purity soon, bimeby
: ven de pig pounties get 50 pig as {
whole hog, Mr.. Bumroy, l kiss min,
vrow und dakes ten hundred tollerl
pounties und l go to der war. Unt
/ tell my vrow she no makes vatel
nit her eyes, for / 60 long NIT Shen
! rel Shirts und Of course l coomel
! back. You see, Mr.. Bumroy,
knows who to go NIT. would e
init Seigel, but Seigel gets his bach
: up too much, and is not careful WHIT
! he don't fight nit. Und i would g
: nit Butler, but my share Of de silye
! would be sherman silver, und dat ]
not so goot. SO i goes NIT Shirts
for he never gets hurt in any country
y und ] know we're Shirts is that II
! vot you call where you put money!
safe.
Veil, / gets mine pounties, so
have some dings to pay taxes mi
till / makes dead, then l 90 as
corporal NIT Shirts, und ! goes to te
war, und ! do shust like odder felle
IL sees tings --und / makes mon
ish-und / COON home shust as goo
: as I vent away, Mr.. Bumroy. UNI
: :. | gets welcomed pack so goot. Min
It vrow she bees so glad TO see me a
: never wash. Und she looks shust a
:. she always did. Und ter folks wa
6 so glad to see me. l goes down ;
d get some lager peer, und ven l goe
u home Deacon Green is at mine hous
! TO see me. Und / goes out NIT Dea
y con Green TO show him home, an
!. ven l gooms pack Deacon Brown
9, der to see me and tell me he is gla
Q l make myself goom pack, und | 3
}. to pc bolite to Deacon Brown and |
o show him home, und when / goor
/ back, I find der postmaster at min
h house to see me. Und goes to ?
d bolite to der postmaster man, un
'e when / gets pack, der is der dax co
d lector to see me, und / asks him ho'
much / must pay him, und he say
. 'Oh nothing, Jacob-seein it's you
N So / goes to see him home, und de
Of makes myself COON home to shlee
'e SO nice as never wash.
7, "Und every night when ! gom'
10 home / Wind some Of desc goot, ba
he riotic men, who have done so muc
4 for their guntry, at my house to s.
Is me. Und, Mr.. Bumroy, one nigl
Us ven I goes home l hears noise
lie mine ped room. Und l gals f
r mine vrow, und she no hear me, SO
n go in and find her ashleep. Und
&. Winds a nice pair of boots in ter p
w room, shust worn so much as dey W
as not hurt my feet, und ! makes mi
en- head 20 under der winder to see W
RS makes noise, und l see one Of dc
n batriots who geeps de gopperhea
70 away from mine vrow while /
'th gone from ter wars, chasing a hol
EN- into ter woods. Oh, Mr.. Bumroy
'd- tell you, It's nice to go to be sold
Of man, und to COON home, und to vi
,ut such gcot friends among such 90
'ch men, und to have such men give
nm nice Dutch Phlobenssr'
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