The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1866-07-14
No.
When should you apply a sovereign remedy
to your tooth 2 When It is a-king.

When should you apply a sovereign remedy
to your tooth 2 When It is a-king.
! A young gent in Harlem, suffering from
a too strong sensation of the more tender
feelings, defines his complaint as an at
tack of lasS-eye-tude.
An impertinent fellow wishes to know if
you ever sat down to tea, whore SKINNED
milk was on the table, without being asked,
Do you take cream 2
A spirit merchant IN Killarney, Ireland,
has announced that he has still on sale a
small quantity of whisky which was drank
by the Prince Of Wales when at Killarney
a young man at tea party, overhearing
one lady say to another, " have something
for your private ear, imediately eylaimed,
protest against 1t, for privateering is
Illegal"
Pa, has Mr.. Joness eyes cot feet %
Why my boy p Because heard mother
say to Mr.. Doolittle that at party, the other
evening, Mr. Jones's eyes followed her all
over the room.
A Richmond paper says the legislature
ought to protect the interests of Young
| ladies, for without legal enactments the
widows are sure to play the grab game in
securing husbands.
True Joy is serene and sober emotion
and they are misorably out that take laugh
ing for rejoicing; the seat of it is within,
and there Is no cheerfulness like the resolu
tions of a brave mind.
"Ahr' said conoeited young parson,
q" | have this afternoon been preaching to a
congregation of asses"
Then that was the reason you called
them 6eloced 6rethren, replied strong
minded lady.
4 Liberal NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. the pro-
ceedings of the Ohio Sunday School Con
vention we find the following resolution:
Resolved, That committee of ladies and
gentlemen be appointed to raise children for
the Sabbath school.
A Lawyer once plead With great ability
the cause of his client When he had done,
his antagonist, with a supereilious sneer,
SAID he did not understand a word the other
said, who merely replied, 3" 1 believe it, for
[ was speaking law
Wonderful things are done nowadays"
said Mr.. Timmins: the doctor has given
Blacks boy a new lip from his cheek
All said his wife, manys the time ]
have known q pair taken from mine and
no very painful operation either"
" Z nave DO0u dSkcu bilc question, WndU
material makes the best bed-comforters 2''
Being inexperienced in such matters, we
refer the queTist to the Committee of the
Hudson County Fair, who put it this way
best Observation-Disclosures. Jane Van Bus
kirk"
Gratitude is the fairest blossom which
springs from the soul and the heart of man
knoweth none more fragrant. While its OPP
ponent ingratitude, Is a deadly weed; not
only poisonous in itself, but impregnating
the very atmosphere in which it grows with
fetid vapOrs 49,,
a Frenchman, on coming to America and
finding himself utterly unobserved, no Of
fetal asking his passport, no policeman dog
glng his steps, no mayor demanding his
business, felt very lonely, and exclaimed
that he was taken "no more notice of than
if he was little dog
The inhabitants of a noted fever and ague
district IN Illinois are said to turn their
shakes to SOME account; they climb into
the top of a "shell bark Just as the chill
comes on, and by the time the I" personal
earthquake leaves them, there is not
hickory nut left on the tree.
Rufus Choate, speaking of a friend who
was prostrated by illness, remarked that
& he could hardly recover since his consti-
tuition was all gone " If his constitution
is all gone" said bystander, " lido not see
how he lives at all. 90" responded Mr..
Choate, che lives on the bylaws"
A witty philosopher says that every. created
thing has brain, has a memory, has a past,
and applies is eXperiece for the benefit of
its future happiness. An old dog IN q bear
hunt IS as cautious of Bruins teeth as an
old broker is of suspicious stocks; and both
sa z Orf IA ri, 10
OF being bitten in q previous transaction.
Say what you will Of old maids. their love
Is generally more strong and sincere than
that of the young milH-and-water creatures,
whose hearts vibrate between the Joys of
wedock and the dissipation of the ballroom
Until the heart Of the young lady IS capable
Of settling firmly and exclusively on one OBJ
ject, her love Is like a May show er, which
makes rainbows, but fills no cisterns.
"Stuttering Ben, who was toasting his
Sims observing that the oil merchant was
cheating a customer in some oil, called out
to him.
% Jim, i can tell you how to s-sell t-twice
as much oil as you do now.
I" Well, how2 groaned Jim.
"F-f1 your measure.
a farmer having made his fortune, moved
into a city to enjoy it, but his old love clung
to him. and he INDUCED in a small way IN
the agrestic pursuit. Visiting his friends
in the country, and relating his experience
in city farming. he said
81 put outside my window a large box,
filed If with mould and sowed it with seed.
What do you think came up u"
Wheat, barley or oats
NO; a policeman, who ordered me to re-
move It.
Abraham Lincoln, the Illinois railsplitter,
has cost the government, on his personal ac-
count, since his inauguration iH 1861, nearly
as much as all the. preceding occupants If
tho I3residentlal chain nut rnrathar We l....-a