Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1866-07-28

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knife. Chuck edged up to the eat
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aud with brows knit rs if revolving
a question of finance, and then, with
the air ofa Prince Georgian who has
made up his mind, pulled off his
ovcrcoat, mounted one of the tall
stools that line the counter, and
called for plate of that roast pork.
His evil genius here played him the
scurvy trick of placing him next a
City Father, whose love of good eat
ing takes him often to Dubant's, and
whose propensity orpractical joking
made him about as dangerous a
neighbor for poor Chuck as need be.
Chuck having dispatched his pork
with speed that left him flushed
and oily, but with hunger still unap-
pcascd, called for another plate, re-
marking confidcntially to his neigh
Dor that he "could cat roast pork
until the COWS kim home" City
father turned to make sympathetic
response, but as his eyes rested On
Chuck he recognized in that worthy
the miserable scallawag who had
stuck him with tough turkey at
Christmas time: so with smiling
face, but with blue vengeance burn
ing underneath, he remarked ur-
bancly, that roasted pork well cooked
was certainly fine eating. But glanc-
ing at Chuck's plate, the smile fled
from his face, Us ifa horrid doubt had
come over him in view of what he
saw there.
"Good Heavens said he, "did
you eat that pork without mus
tard ?"
-mustard!' faltcrcd Chuck,
"what for ?"
"What for! why to kill the
acorms -
Wur-wur-rums!"
eyes. Is it possible that you
haven't heard of the terrible tricllini
disease lately invented in pork?"
"N-nary word" suffered Chuck,
sweating with fright and dreading he
hardly know what.
"My unhappy friend, you're a
goncr! 1t has been demonstrated
by microscopic and various other
kinds Of anal ysis-with the details
Of which it would be cruel to occupy
your few brief moments on earth
"Oh, Lordy gaspcd Chuck.
-" that every female trcchini con-
tains 200 young trechini, and that cv.
cry mouthful Of fr,sl, pork, of the
size YOU have been swallowing'--
"Oh, Lordy!''
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ini, breeding At the rate of forty mil
lions per minute"
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