The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-10-25

'Do you want to be marched up to the
polls, by those who tell you how to vote,
beside nigger!'
mo. no.
q "Then vote the Demekratic ticket"
and they all replied
1--WE will. we willr' and they did. You
see. your Excelency, the Demekratic
mind isn't hefty enough to comprehend
them fine arguments as to constooshnal-
ity, etsetry, and wen speaker deals In,
EN- they suspect lis Dimocrisy and fight
shy NV him But niger they kin all un-
derstand. It's soothin to the Dimekratic
mind to be continyooally told that there
ia somebody lower down in the skale-
they desire inferior race, and therefore,
hev bin pullin henigger down toward EN-
for years. Did you not motifs whenever
we went it on the niger, we succeeded IN
awaken in an enthoosiasm which, wen we
neglected or selected other issues we
failed to get?
r.. sits based upon philosophical trooths.
The poorer and meaner man is the more
anxious he is to hev it understood that
there's somebody still poorer and meaner
4 than him. Hence 700 motifs that them
individoouls who sc a 8 cent peese 50
z seldom ez to not know it's nacher, and
y who keep the flag Nv distress Hayin from
the seat NV their pants; who, eff niggers
wuz selling at q centapees, coodent raise
enough to buy the toe nail nv one, is the
most ardent friends Of slavery.
T. THAT pitiful man witch jest left the
presence wuz not to blame for the result
7 in his deestrick He tried to earn his
bread, but wat Good he do7 The Ablish-
nists knowed he wuz bought with aprice,
and LATED at him; the Democresy, SIGH ez
voted, we'd hev got anyhow. Them ez
didn't vote nor do nothin wuz the upper
! class, wich expected the offises themsel
yes, and was disguised accordingly.
| ..My liege, hev spoke. Yoo cant do
nothin with new party, for 700 kin only
git the Dimocrisy to :jine it and they
wont do it onless the offises is throwd in
Yoo cant run the Dimocrisy on only one
issue. and that's the niger, for it's all
they kin understand. So long as the
Niger exists, Democrisy endoors-when
the race becomes extinct, the party dies.
The two is indissolubly bound together
.--one wuz created for tother. and tother
for one. When Noah Gust Ham, he laid
the foundashuns NV Dimocrisy. Ham
wuz turned into niger because Noah
got intoxicated-hi misfortune ori9i-
mated with wine, and whisky, witch is the
modren substitoot therefor, bein the mo-
tive power NV Dimocrisy, hez bin per
sekutin him over since. l attriboot the
decline NV the Dimocrisy to the bleachin
out NV the African, and that's why op
pose amalgamashen. 700 can't hate
mulatter one half ez much cz 700 kin
full blood, and it will be observed thai
the intensity NV Demokrisy has decreased
precisely in proportion to the scarcity W
| pure blacks. Thus Demokrisy is com
| mittin' suicide-it hez bin the means u'
! its own destruction.
[ y
talkn. The Congressman elected thi
fall continyoo in otis, my liege, jist pre-
| ciselv ez long ez 700 do. to day, ans
by that time they'll hev it all fixed. Mo-
York may change in our favor, but | thinl
! not. The break commenst in Maine, an'
it increased as it progressed. We'r
gone in The Ablishnists laughs in glee
and the niger shows all his his ivories
We shell hold our places two years, an'
i then farewell to our greatness.
81 pity 700, my lord, but | can't he'll
j VOC. Ez for myself kin save enuf on
Nv my Post Offs to start small grocer.
| at the expiration NV my term, and the
farewell politics. In tina. pleasant calli
| I'll fote down the stream NV time unit
Death closes the polls and ends the strug
gle. hev sed:"
The Conference ended with this, 70
they wuz all too much affected to say any
thing. Seward murmured suthin abou
it would be all right in sixty dsys-tha
4 there wuz no denyin that the people WI
happy-but no one paid any attention
him. Invent home leavin EN- all in tears
PETROLEUM V. Massey, p. NJ,
|. witch is Postmaster.)
! Bapfising Sinner.