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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

vses lonely esasj1sr61 insarabA. Also The
soscl ofselftae, haen 18th fuinoD 70 ~ BODY
ed hiad "a pssdses spns II the Following 81
fseta -Blotshss. Gen ipasisn, lob Of memory,
psaa in shssmali efAiAs bsek-cas b. fully re-
stored to health. Generalization ffs1.
Charges nsdsfste, and cures Gparansssd.--
Post once Bsz. ST. An letters With. sta,Ap
answered.
P.S.-All business stsictly. eonfAential. OF.
- hours ffen A. i. until p \. fsloed&wtf
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

,NAHIkN NJ sAsss and xsnvous Ds.'issY bic
Study for the lAstfi tWeus!. ylo1 apd e
therefore the person whom all afiicted shouIe
s g 4. y IA sxsssr.s slsss n ):
Aty. His reputation has vouchers 10 al re city
papers, his pets.ts and the pfdicsl prcisse,soa
Specialist here, and = thorough master o. ~
kual disease. IT others fail, don't despair, give
himla call. II il only con mon Occourrencs wi0
S a4 .si Snr :n siss ssss e eo%ps;s
YouSo Nm, TAxs PAas1culAa Nos1m.-Doeeee
|ffncels4 - de06l4A SkHG3 - 49,
msnt n ln6le casesE atsed6y aSeGset k1blSskst
ruiIs both mind end body, uniting The unfos.
Tss :Assss Sc: :' s ess'ass q
sss;ss Of ;s sss.a = E;sRfa| 1 e
W. ers, diminish ~ ldea11o hbg7ueeuraI feel.
ItiR& and xh austs the vital energes Of msnhoodl
ttkk pleasures Of life are marre@, the object -
mstiage frustrated, and existence itself readee-
| ed term Of unceasiug misery snd regret. suee
P 9;.js .so :;;sts it,. 4 ia
APPLICATION, - DR.. B., by. his new treatment. 70
enabled 70 ensure speedy a.d permanent ouss.
SSsStts6fo41 3ssssss2l Is ssnssj1 |. si3c3&
half block from the Post Once. P.O.B0s 100
| Chsago. III. Once hours from An. 70 . ?. =.
sind for his "0uide to Health" psblIseeG
by%>Z 80 e Az q lsissAh1sss ss.slisnsSs.
. .$ Isss u Y, =: ssss!sI lsss = Y
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

'XvV the most stfaiglB enA
sibosS hair Of either e. Into VsV qeets q hessy
masGlve curb. Has 49, used bl the shiona1eo x
Rpl9asd loadon, wit1!A @oS an9ing rs.u!tsc a
psatpaM. q. Descriptive dfcslem mailed free ~
dress, 6BR0BR, 0HUTxD y ca, Chsnsts, No. IS
No. stsest, Troy. N. Y. eqs AsnteSos The usited]
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08
DIABETES

u I diseaee, u, Ne stonsch std liver, setisg
tArouih ~ kidAeys. and il, without doues. the
0oot dbltina4e disease. except consumption, that
a0boAs the human constitution: We have no space
l1r l9esssing causes, but wisl ssste thas the e.
bet Of the disease 10 the conssfS6n u thsstarchy
pfinciple (es vegetable portios Of Ne food) into
sugar wish stimulates The kidneys 10 an e1ees-
sivs Secretion Of water. Many persons suiIer from
this disease Who are ignorant Of il; that ia. they
pass large quantities during the day, and are
obliged 70 get up from one to afteen Or twenty
times during the night. No notice is taken Of Il
uut their attention Is called tOths large discharge
Of water. and oiten when isis = fer advanced -
% be beyond the control Of ordinary renetlies.
Aeethsr symptom 10 the extreme thirst, which
When he disease i fully established. s intolera
bls-fks patient drsSks oonstcatly citAo.s oesn9
asSie6sS also dryness Of the mouth. cracking q
u lips, sweet breath, in the more advanced
sasss aad finally loss ofappetite, emacistion. and
the patient gradually sinks from exhaustion.
CoHosssOfiOH WAisa il without doubt, thoonIy
kaowp rsmedy for diststss, and We have q much
oouRdeaee that Il 10 specific - We have that Cpl
am Vim produce sleep, and truthfully ray that Y
he's cared sverv casein which Il has bees used.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08
PHYSICIANS

ll1tcneo ~ droooh the kidney1, md " e0noe1n
- beee led - eAfohie dsgssestsiss end -.
rs presoa1 ~ Csaslitstisn Wstsf 70 tAs psb
u III tAssunvistios ~ y he se.el = ~
)81sna ~ e1Qo Il diGuosee for which 4 has been
1ssaA = s4ipestly susesssfal for curing; aid vs
tsus4 ttae ~ aha11 Is rewarded for our tA6rts ~
& ,sssa & ,. sssS "a q sss% 70 meet
D1ADa RRADg DnADs -
pIvvn.a p. Jan. !. 1852 D.. M. h. d+n1
- Gla3otoo, I'D for I've months I paDssd mon
~ a6l1oso 6fWiner h twenty 4lSur hou9G ]
- SbliGsa 70 est up - often ten Or twelve t0se
neihg - ali61, aaSaie I've 0enehe J. - Aeeee
lgt1eAais veigae.I lsIte9 tnsnsese.s sl$@(ys
=. 1e1ie two de1s a1tsr asiag i I -
rslIe - 80 tsiise ~ besaisei ~ Srtltsy
ssrs 60 CT .lsi.g Y ss (: 81 49, 49,
s1.ss c:,s :; J. Y, - =. = -; :. - :.
- 3SSnoee 6lhe lollbWing 1trSi1 sate u ~ vals
- Z Ooao6ooeSsa Waeees wotcA \ eaa recoS-
nsah = - bighssl manner: ny wife was attssh-
= ~ peia = ~ shoaldsrs, .hols length ofns
- 80 !: 81 49, = ~ - :a ss.''i. ~ e:
4Ss;sss~ - s1Gended hef about shsss nessss,
kEfz.esSe m ~ worse than be bod found her.
eSon eopleyed eas Of the best physicianA seoad
m. " c11ea6sd Der fer abeat ninc noaehcD
q esas $ nssh pals. Re aaally 81: ssr ,p.
go koeeue1 soattsssies q eempto6sss 49,
si1H16Ge ltose ~ eae ep~stO eeotaeesenss olo1s
Iof ~ oHen1ti1e-" Atout this tims ne -.
$500 tke - It Cses4iG.tisa Haaes. ssase q,
- ~ - 1oeisei seeeA ~ - ksPe - ~
lS~3i aoos1ly un3ee IL Sroaf4eo4 - ~ -
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08
~ n
SPECIAL NOTICES.
the GREAT ENGLISH. REMEDY.
Celeb,sa. = ~, ,se & ann

~ nj -
49, aeA JAM4SSSl4lR48S ma
OO1eOD0Go6 NINA II 0f110.
ps.....s, e..
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~ Sose r.ins"I "a = unisg N me csre o.
S1oir crs,ssis, - !. aey ~ olee14 - G20sH
"a YcmoN a All s,i.ss,sc3se ~ moug1tS au 49,
n 7ksi.S ~ = ~ o~" esAnd speo6p coesaAv
~ n
4 p.criss.ss .s,s.S -, :.
- ~ rS.1s ~ ~ 00u W0e my
Each hsssIe' ~" ~ r. i,.ss sgasssy.
~e.rnr ~ Ssssss QR1rnQpnf
-'-p ~ u'e' - 4 =, RrSvens S0mtesseitmg.
r.. psr,. .A.-S - e ~
- FIIS3f - ~ H7h - - y Ecnsae? 4uii1e
= sass s beiS1nS ~ ~ 4 'hst N ny
~ - 0aN - nj rlsDr~ 80
r. "a 49, 4 f(stvuuAos 6rsuna S.e>s - $500
- - ~ linha Fsfi~ne N eii.H1 rvc,s3c. 49,,
n11M = II Heart 6ysisrirs. I'M Thiss 49, ss
MN Gnbcf &C., vo,oN ~ = ~
a)jKparh noWrrfni Fss,,sxv ~ ~ ~s,ssi. IT,. s
omsl, s1insony, q $500 - ~ .sUn ~.
m~eS,.. EAsca sSs.H - =. - pc1s .Uuno see3
- IN n ~ Nh KIN s,X Rses1veo.
X y - AZ ~ ~ "a ~. 4Sk. ~
IA K-.SSS4y ~ ~ S1nes -
- Ie1 ~ 49, ss.. ~ scw -.
AGA1a vr.r< s.. rls., cuessI - ~ ~
~: ~ Essan NH: 80 novsSx~iy my
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08
WINE ron FEMALES,

~ Every family at IN seaeoo ahonl4 use
SPEER'S SAMBUR0 PORT VIM
Cslssmfs q Hsfs q ,,s sed,e!Ssa 81 cssss
In Europcan and American Hospitals and by some u
tbs ftst families In Europe and America.
) ASA TUN1C-1 ~ m eqnals masiag ~ ApCul!tes
ard tullng up the SYSTEM being entirely pufc wfns
As S' D snlisST .S8ssssaresl,has ef!>e
DrOIFy Iiout and Rheumatic affections.
sri144TH H9HS ssticl3 faS 4sKS12S
riOr b any other wine In uee and an excellent aicY
for 40 weak and debfafcd persons md the aged ~
innrh, improving the appetite and bsncatlisg hdIos
and children.
Try II once, and yon will not BE- deceived.
- Be sure the signature " AI1AnD 0ennn > ovo
5 cDrk u each bottle.
eli III H. M lid nRxi>iy9s 40
article imported only ~ M. Spcer, diroct hodsthe
4-lrade sgRpiisd X Sholss:!: druggist, y Nay
A. sPEER, at his Vineyard In New jersey. PTinci.
~ ONCE, 2o1 hrondwsy NcM l4k ~ ur.,v.
Wholesale and Retail Druggists Dcc4dly
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

ass for many ysars ns1s ~
\ trss1os6t Of Drivab diss6DesA,s
! lbasiaass ssd ssuly. Syphilis
ia 6olls forms. 0I6st ~ saris-
Z tsrss. Partiealartsssntiss siv.
% 70 ola staAdineeAsss, whieA
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

Specific lsnssspashis nsd,sies DsPsl,
OlRes asd Depot 569 Broadway, n. I.
Pr sale BY every Medicine Dealer.
Dr. Humphreyp b ssn9nlle1 oily = hise1e
l.rsse.iiy = y i.sssr. : ~ !. ~ q tSsiSss
| s;;f1si FerSsorJ . CArrAaAN.
AesStss Dsvsspsss. ~ tsod-n rv.fsay
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08
CHOLERA ~.
Z DISARMED ~


-. Destroyed. s4,.
nR. Z. COURTARHT'0 DlsINFgCTIN0 FLUIDS
~ secured b. Lcttsfs rnteal = tbs URited 0taers
ard fnpce. Prepared solely BY ~ New York Disln
lsceleQ Company, n their Laboratory. Nos. ~ 20.
4 - Henry Street N. Y. OiIice - Cedar otrosk.
II; TSi 4. cSs.s.s.y ', r. o. gs.sec 49,:
charge oft Labesaa0ry h prepared 70 furnish DE-
isEsCrims flUms Er sick rooms, nurseries, ueisas,
water closets, prvies, cesspOols, sewers, gutlss,
eeps. res0ade h0epitale, p!isons. and public lnsn
tOss u al kinds. slaughter h0pses, DIAL and ~ boil
increasing The value OF the latter to every srmss snd
whosyFer poisons and Offensive gases exist. Theee
aaeG&l deOder eers, antseptcs, antipuresceeta,
and disInlsctaats b the scientific meaning u thD
wofdA They remove nOxiOus gAsee and 0d0ee ~
sasn Y psin!pls .lssvi9e r tSsix lasRs. S
Of pOsonos gasesnot injurioue 10 ueensils In which
sss e. % e %see Hsesss
.ss sssls. B ssS d; & g. c saa
Ds.AvAn Housz, A,sAxy, March %. 1875.
To ~ President Of the New York Dldnfectfne Co:
Dee 6tf: II 10 I'll = sspsUee0ts0 10 b. We have
r., made nsny ti.s e dsisssstsnts - sow sea,s
''.e'' q . ''"e', ssee'' ~ ~ Gsq SSS1s ~ Sco.
~ ~ President Il the New. yoik 0i1sSecting 60:
n.ar SIR: NJ pronounce Il wichoat exeepdoo 10
b the eeee we' hsve ev0 enown. II sotcob upoa
every ''''' ''.ss CO sfsSSSf'1 z::s: o...
~N. B.-These lianssctants arc used By the
ecayeoRepa unaae oAo1lro61h1 ~ ~ Ssn11 Mfuo1U
ost4e Mssggpelssa Hsalh Repest.spt. Nov yogi.
r0wsLL Z Tl0nfSON, = Cedar g, NJ.
Cana1ss. % whsa eiVosdtls sa1uid - s1Assa1d.
For sale b. ~ Druggists and 0snssA Deeless y ~
UmNCu states and CauodAes mA1I7-03W
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

oSE GIFT IN oREEIlaC1a
eie,eee.
OH err q ~ bIDs,
FIFTY GIFTS II - Dslles Essh
100 Glfts II Ten Dsllasi Each,
500 6lfls q Five Dellarl Each,
ss.see.
lsyeee ems = - Dsllr Issh,
els,eee.
Ten Grand Pianos
oss''se'
rs AELoDDo1zs,
8 zEst szss. aazs
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

HARRISON 4 SHARKS.
lsues. CHEMICALS iii;il : PAINTS. OILS,
~ GLASS; u01FUNlE0Ye
~ Eaney AFelcles generally.
Nip the Ey0 in the bud.
Of. W0lT1QBR,
~ South CLARK Strsee, Ch1hAgo, 1l1.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

Wostorn Union Daflrood.
T,RA!xs LEAVE PORT BYRON As roll
Mail and Express 1850 4. n. daily, (sssssys
sts.sboss Express 1888 A. NJ. saily, cBsa-
days excepted.) .aizE - III
Accommodation $50 r. N.
ARalvs AT FORT nInox. -
Msil and Expeess 1880 r. NJ, daily, (Sundeys
Steamboat Cypress LAS p. H., dsily. ~
Accommodation $50 4. n, daily, tBpadeys
Mail ed Izpssss lssviag Pert Byro. At -
makes close Sonnectiees Tor Chicago and Al
& Steambeat 1xpres. sennects q savanna With
Steaner Lansing for Dubuque, arfivisk 5 hourS
ahead - NostAs6n Line bea1s. 80 .l' sis
Steamer Iowa" leases Davenport q An,
ccnnecein9 - Port Byron, with 6leembeal 1E.
train.
Al Raciss, With .sOo6dficA Lins'' sssansrSfsr
0rsnd Hevel, ShsbStesn and NanitoAoc.
!. ~ oacies Jencsie6. With ChicagoA Mliwaakss
Railfcsas - Milwsskse, keosShs, Wsaae6dA
a. 0lisise Jsussisa. witA oAisse, ! ssslAs
Weetern 4ailreeA Tor Jsneevilla. Isdiaan. Pr.
IRE lu chiea ard = Cronqs. ~, e,
AZ psiolI eith ChIseeo Z Norshxseses1 nail
r':s g ssssy', ~ t 6|sssss,s :sS ssalss1
lllinph Cssessi kailrso6s; - nsos6SS6, WsiFU1
Mineral Aeinl anA 0nABoAa.o - - *oa 10 ar -
r ~ 9eseeaa., via csleQ4 4pae)sG ''lnnsiQoy'
- Dsheqda ed tAeelGA hoe1e "a ~ Pail, -
~ Fslto1, With Chicago = NeslAweeteEn IN
"A "a e: H5lssIs ea IS rs. 81 as0
30 81 Il; az kxS isellS,akfaA .As.tsie
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

DIABETES.

IRRITATION or THE NECK OF THE
BLADDER, INFLAMMATION OF
THE KIDNEYS, CATARRH
OF THE BLADDER.
STRAN0UARY AND BURNING, ORPA1N-
Full URlNATING.
Fer the diseases II 10 truly Sovereign remedy,
and too much cannot be said In it, praise. A sin
ele dose hes been known to relieve the most ".
gent synptoms.
Are yo1 troubled with that distressing pain In
The email Of the hack and through the hipsf 4
teasboonfnl day Of the Constitution Water will
relieve ron like magic.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-06-08

01se ofS5 Walls, morocco case and book. 500
=" 3s large vials, in morocco, end book. 80
$50 do do Dc :. -
40 DO plain case. Dc ;. So
{" Of any boxes, Noa 70 IL, apd b,ok IL
Single boxes. witk dlFectioaap SO. rs aAa q
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1866-11-15

"A San Francisco litor says that
when he thinks of 1rellna's woes his
heart goes pity Pat.
If man is not tall at twenty,
handsome at thirty, wise at forty and
rich at fifty, he never will be tail, hand,
some, wise nor rich, ..
An Infamous old bachelor, being
asked if he ever witnessed a public exc
cution, replied, No, but once saw a
marriage" 7"aa -r- .'
"A young lady, while on herrway to
be married was run over and killed. \
confirmed old maid savagely comments !:
She avoideda more lingering aud hor
rible destinyPa .lrs -s.L sTI... ...
4.rr .r. 44 -.sr..
.r-Au excited father called in great
haste on Dr. Abernethy. aud exclaimed
ia-an excited manner, a Doctor, Doctor !
my boy has swallowed a mouse !''Then
go home, quietly replied the doctor,
aud tell him to swallow a cat
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1866-11-15
SELECT SI0RH.
Love. Cards and Suicide,

On the 4th day of July, 1919, at
meridian, after a rather tedious voyage
of twenty. seven days, the schooner on
which | had taken passage at Iiillo
Bay. Hawaii, dropped its anchor in the
harb5r Of &.n Francisco, between the
main land upon which the city stands
aud the rugged island Of Ycrba Bcuna.
rs the vessel swung to the tide, two
Guns, placed on the summit Of Telegraph
Hill, opened thciriron throats and belch.
cI forth the national salute. Each re,
port. Is it came down the entrance Of
the hay was echoed and re echoed be
tween the rocky walls Of the Golden
Go,e. and then died out in faint rever-
herations rs the wind carried it toward
the sea. Hardly had the salute on the
hill ended when from the Preside
there came in more regular succession
he voices of pieces Of artillery stationed
il it by order Of the government.
Looking toward the city, the eye saw
lnrnnd few wooden supcrsiructuras
and ahuacs Terchel on tie margin Of
tha h,Y. and the Slight ascent that led
ID ''' ~]'' d o'n'"SS' 'U""' lc"'S w
r'E""'Fg' a. a al d, NY Ia! .'ou 800. S:'uIo.
y r''"-"t !" ! "'.'' an' r., Il, ~ "';,l,s ;t.
from a long and tatjgaoing march.
4, thus hastily scanned the shore,
nv mind, noticing Inc roughncss, not to
,l7 the iorebodingne-s OF the site Of the
ID" 2''I, ana '''' ~ Oo '''Ps' '"I -!
ui 'H' acme |o'''' V'e'''.' =. T.. "o',' ',I
H.'' WI" ''' e''''2, I"'i,, i,'a' Wv ,'t' =
'' me @'n,'u|.' , ,,i ",," -, Hi ~ i",'p TH,I
''"',' ""'' - '"''.n ~ -1"so- -. '',"''r ',''',,
E''sn' '". '5N '''S "So' "ao n'J'
NINA y IVY - - ' ;I. II"Sa '' - ~
'' '' ''"'-' '''''''''' ''' "
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as : "",o.'''' ''Y ''',,' Nr.ny5 ,I'.,y
f'"''C" ana '"'' - '''' t,''' s'I' -, % i ~,
E'5sc' ~ V''', W ''',' ,,'s:'9 ,.'''o " "
'.'."G ana '''',',." II, ~ vac ~ ou'n',, ",
'A';F "eo'''' G"1'h- ilI' i'e; Sta,ou e1
at me 5tetI' with the ,uuuG' nGiu n'ni'
:" '''s '"uu, ,f S'' D'Io .T, '''' san I III In.,
,o' ., ''', " "', ~ ,Ea d,rl, or ,ln Fasi
IS;.. I,oou y" > ""' VII. " " ngJ ,ril G,ionJIr
'.''s'' = c,y" ~ ,i ~ \, iIa "i' 'an 49,, CnJ snoa2
S.'.L ". - ,'v '''''a ,','G (,,,' e. ondori La
~ ~" 'oi"- r "~. ,,i,ns "Y,f ~ tbc tinoo
r,.[ ',, "a, '' ,,. ,,s ,.;,; p,;'" IIe c.nat
9, "','o" .,I '.' ,,,.na Wv" ~ his tort sr0od
t 's =; .a, y: ",l ;rrosoIno do
i,,.a,;n 10, ;D''J,, ~; ,o,n1 uL ,'bcr Lc s5onG
"n,'I =" ~, J ''',,,' ,rSI."no ,"e ~ rrorcaJ
On his trip Of pleasure. Thea he raised
his hat. and shouted as ho did so:
" CAPTAIN. welcome. | will see yQu
toni.hf Go to parker'son the Plaza"
I bowed an assent, and before | had
time to respond by voice to the familiar
greeting Of nv friend, the gracelul YES
III in which he was took tie wind fully
and shot like an arrow towarl the snaits.
Presently as it ran through the Gate. its
Size to my eyes was reduced to a speck.
and in less time than | can express it,
it Was entirely lost to Inc as it turned
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1866-11-15

-Wnun ia cat like a tea pot? When
your teasen't
The personal expenses Of the Pops
do not amount to five shlilinss day.
a writer in the Netc York Ec1m.
iaar calls charity "the regulation over d
coat Of the Christina s4idicr" -.
Governor Uony Of Maine has ap.
pointed Thurs lay the 2Cth inst, as
day Of thanksgiving.
Reuben 7. Bryant, pupil in busi.
ness college in Chicago, took by mistake
two swallows of nitric acid from bottle
marked blackberry cordial, aud died in
a few hours. ..H.1.- -g.. FL. .e
-Jerrold had favofite dog that
followed him everywhere. Que day, in
the couat,y,-a-lady who--was passing
turned around and said auiibly, What
an ugly little brute, . whereupon Jer-,
rold, addressing the lady. re he'd, 90.
Madam | wonder what he tliuks about
rs at this momont" ''
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1866-11-15
a Sherih7's Attachment.

Court was in session, and amid the
multiplicity Of business which crowded
upon sheriff at tcrnl tune, he vas led
to the door Of a beautiful willow on the
sunny side of thirty, who, by the way
had often bestowed melting g'aucos On
the aforesaid Sheriff. lie was admitted.
aud the wjInw appeared. The confu.
sion aad fright which the arrival of her
visitor occasioned, set of to greater al-
vantage the captivating charms Of the
widow NJ. Her chaak boro tho beautifal
blended fiuts Of the apple blossom her
lips resemhled the eroscbul., upon which
the morning dew yes fingered, and her
eyes were ike quivcrs Of Ctp.d ana
gianccs Of love aud tenderness with
which they were fiiisl, yesembcd arrows
which only invited a " beau" ipardon to.
the pun to DO full execution. After a
few commonplace remarks. b" Madam"
said the matter-ot fact Sheriff. " have
m attachment for you \ desp3r
blush than usual mlntled the cheeksof
The fair widow, while the glance Of her
GOwnclSt eyes were ccntcrcl upon Ter
beautiful foot, which, half concealed by
hnwing drapery, rattei the floor. She
with equal candar replied: Sir, the at
tachment is reciprocal For some time
the Sheriff maintained an a-tonished ST.
leoce, and at length said: Madam, will
you proceed to court p " Proceed TO
court" then shaking her head, she said
" No, sir, though this is leap year,
will not take advantage Of the license
therein granted to my sex, and there
fore | greatly prefer that you should
proceed 10 COURT" " But. madam, the
justice is waiting" Let him wait |
am not disposed to harry matters, and
besides, sir, when the ceremony is per.
formed wish you to Undorstand 7
greatly prefora minister to i justice of
the peace \ light dawned on the
Sheriff's brain, d" Madam" said he, ris-
ing from the chair with solemn dignity,
there is z great mistake here my Ian
guage has been misunderstood the at
tachment of which | speak was issued
from the Office Of Squire g., and
commands met bring you instantly be-
fore him to answer d contempt OF court,
diSobeyiug subpoena in the case of Smith
VS. Jones ...
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sharp Practice.

Is certain Judge in New Mexico
waiGed lnto court one morning, he
tho't to examine whether it was time for
business, aud feeling for his watch,
found it was not in his pocket. .
. As usual, - said he to,a friend who
/ accompanied him as he passed through
the door, " | have again left my watch
at home under my pillow"
! He went on the bench and thought
/ no mpre Gi IT, he court adjourned,
faul he returned home.
] As soon as he was quietly seated in
his par!or he bcthought him Of his time
piece, and turniog to his wife, requested
her 70 soad for it to their chamber.
" But my dear Judge" she said, al
acntit 10 yoa three hours ago
not"
Unquasti0nlbIy,7 replied the lady,
" aad by the person you sent for it,"
The person | sent for it = echoed
the judge. ..
Precisely, my dear; the v.ry person
yoI sent for it You had not left more
than an hour when a well-drossed mau
asked to see me. II e had one Of the
finest turkeys l ever saw, brought it in,
said that on your rcturl ilom court you
met an Indian with number Of fowls.
and having bought This one at quite a
bargain, you had given him two reals to
bring it home, with request that [ 4
should have it killed, picked AMI put to /,
COO! ,as you intended to invite your bro. !,
thor JUICES to meal OF molle with you
to morrow. Aud, oh a! BY the way senior.
rita said he, the Judge requested me
to ask you to give yourself the trouble
to go to your chamber aud take his
watch from under the pillow, where he
says he lett it Us usual this morning,
aud send it to him ; and Of course, mi
qlorido, | dd So .. -. --sr -
You did said the ildg9. t.A
Certainty said the lady. .......
Well, replied he, all eau say to
you, my dear; is that you are as great a
goosessls the bird is turkey. You have
been robbed, mllpm; the man was a
thief | didn't send for my watch you
e,ssory cou,eauenet thc o,ar,updcd
watch is lost fircycr.
The trick was a cunnin, one, and af-
ter laugh, it was resolved actually to
have the turkey for to.morrow's dinner.
,ud his brothers Of the bench to enioy
so dear a meal. Accordingly, after The
adjournment Of the curt n5xt day they
III repaired TO his dwelling with appe.
,itos sAarpcned by the expectation Of
rare feast
Scarcely had he entered the house
when the lady broke forth with con.
,ratpInti,o; y,nn fine r,covcrv of tho ,
stolen watch
.lIoy haroy | An" exclaimed sb.
that the yil.aiu wa, apprehendel'
,innrshcnlrl,, .si5 the inl,o with
snrnriss 0
|Yc; and doubtless convicted too
BY this lime, m said his wife, WV
Won are aly,vs talking riddles rc-
nIioj he 'EInIain vonr.sII INV de,r T
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BUILDlNGs.-A little labor upon
them now will tell. \ board here and
a nail there, and few shingles newly
set, will save many dollars worth of loss
or expense later in the season, when
storms aud wind do their work, and rain
and snow penetrate. Warm close sta,
bles, with good ventilation, should he
looked to, Make sheds to shelter ma
nure if it is throan ou. of barn windows
and doors. No matter how good your
6un yard, the manure is a great deal
better kept under cover. Even the hog
yard ought to be thus covered, though
there should be space for the sun to
shine ~. aud make a good place the
good part Of the day. Painting may
he doae 10. Oeiober7to excellent adVaG-
,tasess Take time afte'oa rainawhcn sur
faces are clean and when there will be
no dust flying. -F -.- - .+ 3" -r..-
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SELECT 2OEIRb.
,psaE GcMf5y, sNOlher.

3peGR Gently, sNO5hGr.
Gently. mother, gently,
Chide thy little one,
'Tis . toilsome journey
1t has just begun;
Many a vale Of sorrow,
Many rugged steep,
Lieth in its pathway,
Aud full oft it will weep
On! then, gently gently
Kindly, mother, kindly,
Speak in tender tonei r..
That dear child. remember,
Echoes back thine own;
Teach in gentle accents,
Teach in words of love;
Let the softcst breczes,
Its young heart string move;
mother--kindlJ.
Woulds't thou have the setting
Ofa gem most fair
In crown of beauty,
1t we're thine to wear!
Mother, train with caution
That dear little one;
Guide, rcproye. and ever
Let the work be done
Geutly-mother-gGntly.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1866-11-15

-,VlNEqAR.-TaSei the plisiugs and
cores of apples, pour on boiling water,
with little lmolasses and yeast, put all
into large stone jar ADD keep Il where
it is moderately warm. In three weeks
you will have good sharp vinegar.