Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1866-09-22
ASHTABULA, OHIO, SATURDAY, SEPT. %, 1896.


advisers sort Of private Secretary Nv
State, and after the train started found
Jest 211 petitions for The Post Offs in
Schenectady in my side coat pocket, wich
the patriots who, had hurrahed so vociffe-
rously he'd dexterously deposited there
The insldent was q moving ons---~1's'eThank
Cod" Thought L $50 long ez we hey the
Post Offices to give, we Kin allus hev q
party" The" Sultan swung around the
circle wtnst here, and leaving the consti-
tooshunin tlicir hands the train moved
off .1uitoolT yreco sd' lol yiugun liyl
RoME-7Here we he'd a splendid ,recep-
shun and never heard his, majesty ospeck
more felicitously. He menshuned, to the
audience that he he'd swung around the
Southern side Nv the circle aiid wuz now
swinging around the Northern side uNys It,
and that he wuz fighting traitors on all
sides. He left the constooshun in their
hands and bid them good bye.i Ireeeeved
at this. plat only lao petitions, for Post
Offices, Wieh Itook ezsa ezsa bad omen for. the
coming election -, -
'a'TritA President sbole here 2Jli Md, II
greater warmth and jerked more orfghlai-
ity than he'd before observed Efe fhtfo-
daced herethe remark that he didn't comic 10
make speech--thgt he wuz, going to shed
tear over the tomb of Dopgas-in swinging
around the circle he fought traitors on all Sides
NV ~ put ulaI ne tes ne shouio leave the constr
.ooshuh III sne,r nanos! ei martyr wuz wanted
ne , wu1 le'ay W uie WIN heetness ana dispatch
dernlllys He rises With the occasion. . At this
pint he menshuned that he wuz sOt On sarin tile
country %ich he'd honorcd him.. Ez fof himself
ms Ms s@nioshuh WuH more then satisneu. nc ned
w s.iuc thc'hyerl Nv Ine Legislature, Gon-
ESaan ~ 49, Z. e., ice xre
aauens; .,'u aau LIGsioet. nc neu swung around
uo,v en,e oaI G =, anu an al ne wanIeu
tJ ~ ~ o'nta y. 'he nasneh f,e
tsu 5s' se coiis.,toosnuh ny ~ theI
NJ nr =. 1"Hns u.ouIa & ,1e cIHio.
,,, ~ n.s Pis ih'cIIuple il'n: {, .to,e ,~si
; ~ my q. siihie epsl IN
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r. SapneIa spno ~ W III nauSn ay yoose ..
n ~ S'sse'anu VIZ pesanso sst, ,uto hnc "ater.
~ nsts - ts pgs'; q nseht9e Pesh ol AonshnlSm
iii, rn..s aS. a. ~ ,,n e,oasu ~ les
,,a;n., - 80, N. Muoe Dsa.e' all,
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nang Gal;, trs US stasnuh ne con-
snt;aei ~. it,il S Su. MuL niaue tlo
50 u'geck g. Nv IIoalu ianture. ohaseiy nag lie got
tuu s P,ns T smilSlll aiouliu tlie SLhie, when
ard on,,'ou gHiSses tM 9onsu xe.o,
80, Nv .aa wv oIeuhs, anu
ano.er , ;,,, rc,,aikeu enipns, ana one aIler ano
eliel liii.eiiupuoh oecaireo unlu ms liignness wuz
completely turned Oh lhe Track ana, wuz wild.
ne Iofgot us speech ana struck out crazy, but
inc starch WuZ out NV MN ana ne wuz worsted-
1iant, which ne neo takln aiong 10 uraw the
croWas, ,, piayed dirt on US mere, and stepped on
10 Doat ior Detlo olt leavln us only Farragut ez
an attfaction, VINO tried twice 10 get away ditto,
putl Wuz uneiy prevented; Inc PRESIDENT re-
covered a. ekanimlty and swung around the
cirk'c wunst, and leaVin the constitooshun in
theit nanos, retired. t'' '.i hd4 - 'h y. p"'
Al the next pint we wuz astonndcd at seein
W. onc ni'il ~ tne stalion. he wuZ dressed
Win sash over his shoulder, and wuZ wavln
nag Win one hand, hrln saloot with revolver
Wllh ihe other, and playln "Hall to the Chief
on mouth organ, all to wunst. WHO are you,
my gehtie irienuT" seq l. II III the newly ap-
plhteo postmaster, SIR, SEE he. I'm a pcrces-