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Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

A lady entered a train at a countr,
station on the New jersey railroad. II.
other day, and sat down with her haeI
to the locomotive. Finding her mistake.
AMI not wishing to ride backward Il.
politely asked the conductor if he vonld
not turu the car around. He didn't "a
IL.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

MAN proposes, but Sod disposes.r
said a pious aunt to her over con6dent
niece. LET a man propose to me Il. liz
dare" was the response. /" and | will dls4
pose OF him according TO my own yiews
as be suits me.r
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

An American and an English sailor
were lately before "a London magistrate
tor proianlty-tbe American for cursi.. o
her majesty, and the EngIishman for using
hlasphemons language. The American
was lined So 70, cursing a monarch to
whom ne owed no. allegiance, while the
bfltlsher was fined 81 for reviling his
Creator.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

attain the level of the French railways.
+" According to this scheme, there would
be 20 transhipmeut, no break of gauge,
no disruption of continuity, no padding
on sloppy piers, or ~wrangling with rail-
way porters +; you would sit quietly in
your carriage, whether in England, on
he sea, or il France. Or perhaps you
might be allowed to get out of the car
riage, and roam about the big ship,
smoking or what not, until you reach the
Calais shore. when you would take your
place in the carriage again. Mr.. Fowler
talks about two years time, and a nil
lion and a bali sterling being sufficient
for this work, and says that the great size
and fiat construction Of the floating ship
would reduce to u minimum those 'niser.
les of sea-sickness which over-channel
passengers know only too well.'
Tie. work of lake tunneling at Chicago
has been prosecuted for some years, with
a fair measure of success, and last week
the construction of a tunnel under the
river at Chicago, was begun. The latter
will probably be finished and thrown
open for traffic within a year.
We have heard of a project for tunnel
ing East river, so as to afford a better
system OF communication between Brook
Ign aud New York than that afforded by
the ferry-boats. The plan is perhaps
feasible, and its cost would be less than
that Of a bridge, which has been long
talked OF, but is not yet begun.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

A young wife demonstrated v;.. u.
husband, a dissipated spendthrift. on ~ =.
conduct, my %love,h said he. Il ~ : -
y like the prodigai son /; / shsll s =.
.oy aed Bye And / will Be like Il.
prod'gal son too" ste replied, "for s sas
ARISE and go TO my father" and acco,a'
ingly off she went. a,a "e ""
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

la bis last letter to the New York News
John Mitchell says that inquiries are fire.
quently made Of him in Paris, why Jeff
erson Davis is not tried, and if there are
no laws in the United States ? To the
latter inquiry, bis invariable reply is, mo,
there are none"
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

The Southern people, Just now, under
the action of the agents of the Freed.
inens Bureau, are Ike Swink and The
t'edbugs Don't care much about the
bugs said Swink, " lut the truth is, I've
not got the blood to spare Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

hats that ar a picture on % asked
a countEyman IN a print stare, the othe,
day to the proprietor, who was turning
over some engravings. THAT, sir. i
Joshua commanding the sun to STAND
still" "Du tell. Which is Josh, and
which is his son ?"
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

Who goes there 7" said an Irish y.
try of the British Legion at Saint seh..-
ten. "A friend r was the reply. aThe.
stand where you are, for by the pov.,.
you ara the first I've met with Is II.
murthefin country.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

we invoked all the patriots OF the whole
country to put down the rebellion in the
south-we now invoke them to auell re-
bellion in the North.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

A Horse RAILRoAn.-Tbe revenue Of
the Third Avenue railroad, New York, =
s120, 900 per month.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

The Number Of passengers carried %
the New York city railways from Janua.
ry LIST, to June Both was 1881, 800.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03
The New Benford Mercury tells

The New BenIord Mercury tells a
story'of a witty "Col. B." who.
when on his desth-bed and near his de-
mise, told his friends that be could no,
possibly survive many hours. mon
sense. Colonel" remarked one, "your
feet are warm, and no one ever died u,,-
I'll the extremetiss became cold" Don't
tell me tI'at,' squraied out the sufferer,
Do you think that John Rogers feet
were cold just before he died ?n
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

Does whistling annoy your asked
an Individual who was addicted to it. of
lis friend.
No." was the reply, ~"proyided You
whistle the right tune"
What is that p was the query,
"Over the hills and far awsy.n was
the response with meaning.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03

The aggregate income of the working
classes OF Great Britain is -, o9l, 5o0,-
900. #Jf @ s~A fta II
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-11-03
STATE OF LOUISIANA.
Parish Of West Baton Rouge.
FIFTH JUDICIAL. district

Joseph Hoy. Fl Adolpbe Dsschaux, ct als,
No. 1927,
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

ST CHARLES HOTET-C G Merriwether, Mobile; j
Trotter and wife TeXas Miss Rowland Texas; Miss Neal
Neal Ca: N Trennd, Mines, gty;W Webb, Miss; q n
solne Yk'g JQyes, r Louisville, Armtied and wife
Tenn; II Woods and wife Pit.s1nrg; z Adams and fam
ChassauN, city T W Galleyile, La; Wilkinson do; 4
Semmes. Washington; Polk and three children, city;
AYera W Pascagoula c S Forsyth, o Lea L Harris 4
h Sill, La G y Caution, ponaldsonvile.
CITY IOTEL-L II Faith Ala; Peltt, Ill; " Dryden
j. Herman, city; Pierce Ala Myere Ky J Boyd
TeQ; II Stone, city; / Kingbtry and wife; A Moore
Va: A Young, NY; Fl II Baker, Fla Prather, city II
Go9k PiekerngSw W Davis Mohle: Il GenEard, 81 :
Barnes, II d Mooney, Mss; Lowe, Ala; ? Jczs, la
D Block Miss: LAdams and wife, city, + Barton 4 l
phts Il Dackett, La; Lntkett, feX W Lloyd Mobile
ST. JAMES HOTEL-G Gibson, Ky; B II STALL VI
son II Willis La j G johnson, Louisville; WIN Tarr ant
wife Miss Martha Fisher, Miss Julia Fisher Bourbon county
Ky Clark Ir, LRyet, city J Moore, Tenn l. Desc
bry lady children and servant W Raghnd, Richmond
Va; Fellows; Putnam Miss Belle Foer, Miss Groom
Miss Maggie Florence NJ. Foler a2elhurs b. Haynes
WhiteJ j shannon Bowers Lott Williams W Edward;
G W Nyrris, NJ I Fppen. + Hariu, Tower Miss d
Alexander Albert Scarborough, Brookhayen W jenkins
" Barnett; S W Moore.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

NEw ORLEANS January ., 1856.
AT meeting Of the Delegates of the National Democratic
Party held this day, it unanimously
Resolved, That the Delegates from the TENTH and
ELEVENTH WARDS be- and hereby authorized to noi
nate, and publish sueh nomination their signatures,
suitable them in the Senate of the State in
che place of the Hon John Finney resigned which nomna
ton shall he and is hereby ratified and endorsed.
D. p SCANLAN, Chairman.
G. ". WHITE, Secretary.
In with the above resolution meeting of the
Delegates from the Tcn and Eleventh Wards held the
evening of the 4th inst the Adams House.
Cornelius Clark Eaq., chosen Chairman John G. Cost
ley Secretary.
The following resolution unanimously adopted:
Resolved That GEO H. BRAUGtLN. ESQ., is the unanimous
nominee of the National Democratic party for the State Sen
fiji the vacancy occasoned bg the resignation Of the Hon
John FSnney
CORNELIUS CLARK,
J. C. CoSTLEY. Chairman
Secretary.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

New ITusIC.-Our prolific music publisher, Mr.
A. E. Blackmar, No, lG7 Canal street, has pub
lished during the past week six more numbers OF
"Rose Buds" a collection of easy arrangements
destined to become very popular with the little
folks. They are as follows: No. "Washngton
Artillery Polka March, No. lG. " The brightest
eyes, No. Is. 1.-The dearest spot of earth.'
No. 4. Beloved STAR" or 90 Thou art SO near anG
yet so far,'' waltz. No. l3. "Yes!" a galop
No. 6. "Near the banks of that lone river" {
tremole.
Mr.. L. Grunewald, No. 100 Canal street, ha
favored us with Are they meant but to deceive
me" and 'Little Sunbeam" Nos. 10 and IL of
series of songs published under the title o
Lyric Sparks.n
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08
MONDAY MORNING, JANUARY 8, 1866.

and myself have received the news Of the death
of your father. His wisdom and sagacity placed
him at the head of the soyereigns Of Europe. He
always showed me 50 much Affection that | sin
cerely depore his loss. doubt not but that your
Royal Highness will follow in the footsteps of your
lamented father. shall be happy to provesny
friendship for you. NAPOLEON.
THE LATEST EIGws FROM BRUSSELS
Bring most satisfactory accounts. The greatest
calm prevails, and efsn the ultramontane party
are dignife1 and moderate in their language. The
national patriotism showed itself on change yes
terday. The 4 Belgian funds rose two francs,
and those Of She Nationat Bank went mp to 70
francs. The new King receives addresses from all
parts Of the country. The latest is that Of the
Grand Masonic Lodge of Belgium. Leopold was
jealous Free Mason and Grasd Master Of one Of
the English lodges.
l have neither time nor spzce to exartine the
tenor of the language of our Esropean press re
latng to the death Of King Lcoaold I. The gem
eral opinion seems to be that the event wifi not
cause any great change in the EXISTING state Of
affairs. Ny next viii give you a more detailed
account OF all these matters, and wlst is the dr
Of public opinion. Events such as the death Of
the King of the Belgians, would, in ordinary times,
bC sulAiI4SLit w M a "GShlJ pOhucIACe'
have, however, otlier things 60 write about.
Another warning has been given to the editor Of
the Phare de Loire. It Will be remembered thathc
had already undergone a months imprisonment
The monopoly enjoyed by the hackney coaches
for so long time in Paris, is at last abolished.
Progress isslow in France.
The court festivities at Gompeigne have been
suspended in consequence OF the death of the King
| of tile Begians.
Then, there is to be an election in the DEPART
ment of the Orme. II is expected the opposition
will triumph.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

DOLBEAR's COMMERCIAL CoLLEGE-This excel
lent and time e-honored college has become one OF
the most popular institutions of education in the
South. Mr.. Dolbear goes on the principle that to
acquire reputation and success all the appliances
of his college must be of irst-rate quality, and he
employs none but the ablest professors, eight Of
whom are in constant attendance during the ses-
sions. Bookkeeping, penmanship, mathematics,
and every other branch Of learning necessary to
give a finished education to a merchant or a clerk
are here taught practically and thoroughly. The
public are invited by Mr.. Dolbear, in another
column, to visit his college, in the Story Building
corner of Camp and Common streets, and Judge
for themselves.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

DEPARTMENT. OF LOUISIANA.
NEW ORLEANS La, January 8 1866.
General Orders No. q
J. With the exceptions and subject the conditions herein
after mentioned the control of the following named banks and
banking associations and their assets will be their
cporetors and He military liquidation in force will
The State Bauk Of Louisiana.
The Bank of Louisiana,
The Crescent City Bank
The Bank Of New Orleans.
The Merchants Bank
H. An election will held the fourth Monday Of jan
unry instant the hoErs of 10 O'Clock A. and Il
NJ the banking house Of each Of these institutions
Board Directors The election will be conducted in strict
with the laws the State and the charter art
association Of each corporation under the direction of
inspectors to be appointed by these headquarters
III directors will be vested with the rol of
the bank which they elected fulfilling the require
ents of ORDER laws of the State and report the
the elections will at be made these headquar
ters by the inspectors.
" The military liquidation in force, will continue
until the directors shall comply with the provisions of this
order.
transferring the control of these banks right
the government is reinquhed, but all its rights in
any purchased by the banks during the rebellion and in
all bonds stocks by State municipal parochial
in urtherance of the rebellion expressly
served each Board of Directors will be required fur
ns adequate security for the protection of the rights Of the
government.
VI The assets each held subject the
dempon circulation, whether issued in
consequence of military order exgency in the ord
nary course of it's business
VII The liquidation will continue under the Directors and
the civil the prohibited from interfering
with 1t any manner until after the expiration ofthy
from the National Government return to the
State the bonds and securities deposited to the
circulation, and held by the Federal authorities
tured
VIII The provisions of ths order relating to property i'll
which Government has may have, interest,"
tended made applicable all banks and banking
Citations in this State
By order of MajorGeneral 2. r. $. CANDY:
WICKHAM HOFFMAN,
Assistant Adutant General.
OFFICIAL;
Z. R. AMES,
Captain and A. D. G.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08
Wrought Iron Portable Ranges.
v MS P A T EN- T

Saves Fuel furnishes larger supply of Hot Water and
Cooking BroiIng and Baking Surface than any Range
Stove ever before offered.
Family Size Boarding House szs, Restaurant Size Hote
size all with hot water attachments.
STEAM TABLES for cooking Vegetables with hot
thus avoiding all danger of scorchng
CARVING TABLES heated also by hot water, all from
ire.
BRoILERs, BAKE OVENS, LAUNDRY STOVES.
These Ranges are made of Wrought Iron need bricl
work are strong and durable.
They have met with sale during the past egh
years at the North now for the first time, offered
: this market.
put them up, and we guarantee full
excellence any Range Stove before sold
Call and see them in operation.
THOS. B. BODLEY,
No Perdido street, New Orleans.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08
T,Nrtettes TheAter..

The manager happy to the engagement for
limited period Of the charming and gifted young actress and
great New Orleans ayorite
MISS CHARLOTTE THOMPSON,
whose career auspicousy commenced in this metropolis
throughout tie principal cities of the
and the discriminating taste and Judgment Of the Crescent
City has been ratified by series of
The Most Brilliant Triumphs Ever Achieved
BY SO youthful artistic. She will appear
MONDAY EVENING, JANUARY sth, 1866
In cbaracterof PAULINE in Buwers5 play of the
LADY OF LYONS,
Assisted by Messrs B. Mncauey Hagan currau Davenport
and Mesdames Debar and Seymour
The comedietta of SWISS SWANS, with Mrs. ". ii.
leighton and Mr. NJ W Fke will conclude the entertainment
TUESDAY EVENING, JANUARY 9th, 1866,
Knowles great play of tho
EEJJNCEBA-CIx-
JULIA ......,..,.. MISS CHARLOTTE THOMPSON
Assisted by f. s. ChanFrau Alessrs b. Macautey w,
r Floyd, Lewis Baker, NJ, W. Fiske, and others.
WEDNESDAY EVENING, JANUARY 10, 1866,
The famous play Of Dumas, Jr.,
CAMILLE.
CAMILLE Miss CHARLOTTE THOMPSON
With its great cast of characters.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

A young mamma, on an important occasion of
max ing her little boy his first pair of trowsers,
conceived the idea that it would be more econo-
ical to make them of the same dimensions be-
mind and before, so that they might be changed
about and wear evenly. Their effect, when donned
by the little fellow, was very ridiculous. Papa, at
first sight of the baggy garment, burst into roar
of laughter, and exclaimed, :. Oh, my dear, how
could you have the heart to do it? Why, the poor
little fellow won't know whether he's going to
school or coming home.r
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

SMUGGLING. Smuggling between Switzerland
and France, is reducedto science. You buy
watch of Geneva matchmaker. He asks you ::
d" Will you take it with you, or shall we deliver it
at Paris? ?n If you answer that you prefer it de-
livered at Paris, he gives you note, with which,
when you arrive at Paris, you go to an appointed
place and receive your watch, us innocent of the
payment of the duty as when it left the goldsmiths
hands at Geneva.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

The following memorandum, dropped by a
young lady attred in an embroidered yelvat Tai
ma, an exquisite Honiton lace color, white hat
and plume, and painfully brilliant silk dress with
local reporter: I" l must get Vail, Broun
hoes, Sarcefnet, Laise, Gluvs, Kulone." We CON
fess we were startled at the last item, but think it
means cologne.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08
the matter in hand with she firm determination to

the matter in hand with she firm determination ia
kill or cure
With the utmost ameristy and cordial poiiteDess
the preliminaries OF the meeting were arranged BY
the four SO-cnled friends, the weapons chosen
viz: small swOrds-the honr and place appointed
and everything made nice aTd ready for the me.
dinyal and traditionary trial Of right by single
combat.
Things were at this important iuncture, VIXEN it
came into the head Of one Of Nc seconds to i'll
qure what the two gentlemen were going to sut
each others throats about The opposing seconds
found no particular inconrenien.e in iuquiring
about the matter, and repaired to tAcr principal,
They found out from him, with some difficulty, that
his adversary had written an jRtiamTst0Ty epistle
to the wife Of his bosom begging from aer the re-
tGrn Of a sentiment which would ruin eEtirely his
(thc Husband's) occupation"
This answer was reported to the bashfu1 mans
seconds who inquired Of him as to the tTut1 Of tile
statement. He swore that he had never written
any document of the sort to the lady in question,
and that he respected her almost 20 veneratfon.
tnre, which he could not deny. He was puzzled.
How this note could have got into the hands Of
such ferocious husband, hG could not understand,
he having sent 1t to tirnid and beautiful virgin
One Of the seconds 4 humane man, WHO SUE
pectsd something Of the TRUTH resolved to sift the
matter through. He called apon Mrs. X, the
wife OF the enragsd husband and after seine cor
yersation, the whole matter vas explained, and
they had hearty laugl1 over il.
The husband was appeased, and enjoyed the
joke immensely. He apoIonizcd TO his late adver-
as an eXcnsc the impetaosity Of a husbands out
ragged feelings, and promised his own &nd his wife's
support in pressing the young gentleman's suit
with the idol of his heart.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

Vestali is in a terrible with Manager Ma
guire of San Francisco She has sued him FOR
$50 600 damages for not keeping his contract with
her and for shaking his fist under her nose. The
magnificent " was much terrified.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

YANKEE INGENUITY.--A Northern paper says:
smuggling arrangement for pumping whisky
from Canada through pipes at the bottom of the
Niagara and thence underground to concealed res
ervoirs, has just been overhauled by revenue
officers
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

WANTED.-We publish under the head Of
wants an advertisement asking for young man
conversant with the business to assist in managing
a small cotton plantation on Red River. Applica
ton to be made at this office.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

REDUCTION OF FoRCE.-Major General Thomas
commanding military division of Tennessee, has
has been ordered to reduce the aggregate force OF
the white troops in the department of Georgia
Alabama and Mississippi to 1000 men. Regulars
innludnl
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

Coffee is improved by age. common article
years is equal to the best Of recently collected.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

"Father. think you told lie in the pulpit to-
day,u said a little son of clergyman
HWhy, what do yon meant"
Sir, you said, One more s word and have
done,' Then you went on, and SAID ] great many
cause YOU promised them. But you didn t, and
kept on preaching long while after the time was
M " + es7as5 siti vs.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

JOE PRTHr1ss.-7We refer the attention of our
readers to the advertisement Of Mr. l.. Graham.
who has recently established a new job printing
Office at No. 90 Camp street, (up starsJ where he
is ready to undertake all kinds of job printing with
equal neatness and dispatch and at very moderate
prices. He respectfully calls upon all his former
patrons and friends, the public in general ant
business men of every description in particular tc
rive him q, call
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08
EEGat6erfNa

OF THE AGE.
IMPORTANT TO FAMILIES, HOTELS AND
RESTAURANTS.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

A KNOCK Down ARGuMENT.-A temperance lee
turer descantiBg on the essential and purifying
effects of cold water, remarked as knock down
argument:
''When the world had become so corrupt that
the Lord could do nothing with it, he was obliged
to give it a thorough sousing in cold water
"Yes," replied an old topper, "but it killed every
burned oritter on the face of the earth.'
| Soon after the arrival of the 9th United States
negro cavalry at Helena, Arkansas, the regiment
mutinied and Col. Brown, who commanded, was
! killed.
New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-08

To CLEAR A BOAT OF WATER WITHOUT Bal
NG.-Thc Scientific American publishes the fol,
lowing from correspondents
MesSrs. EdHors-I write you a few lines in re-
gard to baling out boats and if you think them
worth laying befors your readers, you are at lber
ty to do so.
If you have a boat that leaks, badly, and tits in
strong current, or if you towing it up stream,
all ytu haye to do 10 keep it. dry is this: bore Q.
hole through the bottom and insert piece of tin
or iron, half round through the hole. letting it eX
tend few inches helQw the bottom of Tie boat,
and all the water Will run ont without any labor.
| think ship at sea could be kept ailoat il you
could keep her going foar miles per hour.
A miserable old bachelor, who knows that the
present is not leap year, says: "lf you meet a
young lady who is not very shy, you had better be
| a little shy yourself