Litchfield enquirer., 1866-03-08
Alisfellal,p.
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 - How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel. ..... .......,
 "A lady was asked the other day why she chose to live single life. She. naively re- piled |: i" Because am not able to support 6 husband." fa- @i'.ss@@ :~s%- i9- asp.s
 - The following dispatch went through by month or two since !: | Charley and Julia met at S--'s yesterday quarreled and parted to meet no more--met again this evening and were married" .
 A Wag says that in journeyipg lately he was put in an omnibus with dozen persons, of whom he did not know single one.-Tur- ming corner shortly after. the omnibus was upset. ]" And then" said he " found them all out .-.. t..4.-... .,...t ,-...:. .....-......
 = A greenhorn standing bya sewing ma chine at which a young lady was at work look ing at the machine and its fair operator. at length gave vent to his admiration with" By golly its purity, specially the part covered with caliker.' . '.. ..... IF A ceuntryman in Savannah, Ga.' obser- we'd that gang of darkies were working on the streets. each wearing ball and chain. He asked one of them why that ball was chained to his leg. i' To keep people from stealing it, said the darkey, 'heap of thieves about here massa." a'fse+a7f fi7fEe "e''1 F"f --'5 574. 2 Mother, said little Ned. one morning af- ter having fallen out of bed, 1 think know why I fell out of bed last night It was be- cause l slept too near where l got in. Musing for q while. as if in doubt whether he had giv- sn the right explanation, he said, No, that want the reason j, it. was because slept too near where fell out ,s4}4.u ss5s..4 .ay.oa..s. D g IA pair of lovers fleeing from stern and cruel parents, were married in the ears near St Louis the other day. Papa telegraphed to the conductor to send his daughter back, but he telegraphed back: !" Never return a fair on this road" d,"z "4ri a. tsa'o4*-sa2+ s.e4@ aad nr- Douglas Jerrold calls women's s arms the serpents that wind about mans neck. killing bis best resolution The, oldest inhabitant' says be "dont object to them kind of ser pents.' IT.. ,,,.a.,o s..se ,.,.., ... -,.,.., ,.. .ss = A boy at the age of ten was sent to school for the 6rst time. The teacher to test his .in-, formation, asked hin, Who made you?,n .Ibe boy could not answer. The teacher told him the proper answer, asd desired the boy to re member it.osSome hours after the teacher re- peatsd the question: The boy rubbed his head in great agsny, and at length answered. ! oswo"i!aa i'se@l forgot, the Is gentleman's name! !'aal'':7it7 'a 9oa .4sl 44.lzes.si;sus 4 5a MIsrxKEs 9PRorHscr.-- car carpenter, q who who was always ptoenosticating evil to himself ia was one day upon the roof of Eve story ,r, building, upon which had fallen T rain. aiin. s'Tbs roof being slippery, helost his foot;oss ana sss he was deseending toward the ga caves esohelss he ssx claimed :a Just as told yoousr'4s catebi16y , however, in the tin spout, he kicked of ii. shoes, and rsgained place of safstyy. from which asF thus delivered himself I sknow'a i, -,here is pair of shoes gone to thunder Y''' ab Ts Brishsn Yqung has had new 'revela tiol.' He says that it is the will of God tha
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