The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1866-02-17
Written for The ottawa Free Trailer
Caleb GrcelIcaf Digresscs.
lFknu rs ArrnnIo.nArHY.I

Gentei r-eicr, I'm gnn To digres, Ill
-rt;e riters GIzres- aud I've got jest 4. good
n rite to d- ,res, a. any q! them. / Il. E1iu
t. diIress uu nv B-,rliar, ga my iame!ly,
aui on wimmin Ia geuere Gene. re-ier,
perhaps ypu tAiuS IN not a IN ,rrlcL ma!
don't !rs-,e ver--lt, gcntel Feeder, tJr ain
narrii aui hev children in utE-r words,
In the husband OF II wife au! the he'd "a
iame!ly COMO srd n,a u' boss and gals.
| IN guIu 10 dI.,rr.. on nay Bc..e'.ar.-'htt =
her ma IA m-u- tha,. M. Grr- .eat >
fir., naim, b trliar GreenleaC Il IL 1ow
li'tccn yervs sin,e Il .,.e igr Lly icctlOus
elections Is them things ;Eat goa !uF u ga
Ni;h-) The very thought sr"".es Tsp-.Ey IA
nv brrst-'' well. rccc",-cl one calm -tI!
mite when the moons all i.ta >h".e soft ore
hii s,lt tail, | -toal nO!.iey 10 ny dartin and
IN gold IN .c,-u tiy. ~i'h silver mu,tered
iuarIh. wiit thuu' sad she ici.;-d .1ms I.,.Iv,
AMI not leaf stirre !, nyt a lr s,'r G ! x 80
fJrth.' (Co-j.sheu.)
Brdelisr Is moan ol yer sax fSEcrs, Bede.
liar is model wife; Gi every slt':cn o.
the |. :. WAS a madi"l ~,ie iINr be':-i.ar
". 40 al i,l hev hal 'hc i+it unh-py wary
Beie...r c.u't t.ik no fsrnch-ah. never Was
t. the .ccs,demnr She doutuy much boat
a-.rols'nruy. vt, she gIyv- l. C.ot- - when
it /, nDuu. She ".ut much in bo;,eHv. bat
she ctu I'll jac dI.crru-e tween buc"N I-t-
flower aui co5umei-. .;l.e uo1s euGt '.na,e-
NV - 80 int TT trrlr. Si- nO'> ! ur! ar
lthuertlc 10 sid Joy Il haplGc7S l. { '1rc-H-
leaf. household X can subtract the expenses
from the incum leaving d--.eui rcmslu:eri
she can divide my iii-. 4 rruby.-s an.' CA.
ami hes multiplied my-mr-te- it;!- r..
pousihlil'tie. that require cr .deis-t ,- .,ev
cmiir-ri.) Bcdeliar hs. good me. l,rr.. y.
never toryets her doo-Ie,. ,,,.d..li.r don't
ware the brtches-It nd not b., rileesin 10
mere peepe! say =. walked the s'r.tes
mae go5e nirs. Greeuieai 5 husband"
Dedeliar never used the brImsJick except
"on..., long ago, aud for the benefit OF mar
.Id men in genera Will reiai, the srcutn-
stances Bcteliar WAS hxm her ha r. at the
! ilokIngIas aud the hired gal WAS ltin back
Oh tie soier hosiLin our fir>t-bornI: | CONS
mensed pla.in with the little llm .Eld tic. i'm
il al last, stopped over 10 kiss IT, but maid
mistake aui Ais,.l the hired ga tSise-
brushes i hare rlis dropt SUDDENLY was
! assisted cut 20. lr- back lore with 'he nte ot
bru,ns,ics caleb Grcen!e.f WAS no, very
! ,,lcnty in the l,a, that afternoon.
! Ia this correction ] delHe il vel to sag
! ,utlrin vJut ~..,min in general. ont be,o.I
| do.a 80 will o.,,r IA few lrelInmlners -"
| marks on children. lur L treie % vl,Imin
/ wlthoat iur.' s&.. satAin bout ,hliren aUull
| he like cnu!ni-us-u the s.,Iect at the r"Hg
| er4. ,h'.reu is uu.y-rs.ly cons eI ID to
! .- ,.- iusauiie ror.ion # huu-nit.. Cuil-
dr-G Is l.nt.Ine. verv sr,. .rtin, iOr ;hcy uc-
-. aeue.v G. ana, a,eH, tA~v are surumes
: yer; Certain ior they occa=nrnely don't di.
p, hen r.ch mems children di. the minister
! prcecheS a long fln-rrei sermon while hun
dr ads Of hereeved acqu.ntenses barricaue
,hsra faIes with scented rockehankerchets !;
al! of which is very encurragin to the afflicted
| parents. Poor mems chI'drcn go To heven
! Without any sercnomy. Cnildren are very
! Shlliul in car,in nalyerei s.eIery on burose
ad cel:er labels. Children oi the mascu-
line rerswasleu are greatly addicted to spin
nin tops in Rev. Jeddedisr Suobbs hat, and
ridn Rev. jeddedar Suobhs gold hedded
cain while seG Rev Jcdd, diar Snotbs l. tskin
lee with thare biz s,t r, Frmail children
becum. inrerrs,in 1T lS \ l. The pres
,iIse OF Inul;ers adds nuihIu TO this interest.
AMI now 10 sI,sk,. al wimmIn. "mmii
may he treated in too Ines; IlarriI wim;nIn,
and nimulin What s.iut marrd. VI Aaarrli win
min are thuas that iese tlnre fathtr. ihars
parents thare tire,ide. i inarc hJAm-, th-re
little sisters and isn.eies. To live vi h ihare
: husbands. Asrrii wI.n.nn ru z ih~rc hu,
bands Gettnies ana carve thare husband {
: furtuneS. after sei fortunes Are maid. Se'e
. ! raj Insrrid ~immiu may bu confideres too
menny in won h"us. Siepmuthers is n spec
shes OF marrii wImnin that OCgh' To- be re
pesl-d. Marr j ~immin hev very small 'ete
Tor thar" husbands can Lever by them shoos
: but what are srate, biy, ugly. tlnin-y things
halt nile too long" 1t is dang ronS for q
marrid Inau to sp.ke f.nlii,erely To a pretty
: servant gal. :" he orghl to h-s m ore respect
l for himself Unnarrid wmmin consists o
wang ladies' & servant gals. Ifumg ladie'
is n luxury: they are greatly addid ted to wat
erlalls y rosewood pianers. TfAy are res
rec'ebel cause thay ware corse,s j ia-lry j
E don't work. Servant gals aint respectebe
, cause thsy 'err thare bred in the vet of ,har'
forriis. Old mades IS \ sp-eshes of wiminr
: that is considerably unmarrid. Ihsy are al
p gratey ur-riied why the young men of th'
S T piesen, day pay 81 much attenshsn to foolisl
o yung romps of twenty FIVE.
f Wimmin sumtmes ind u ge in coi,versashen n
$ A fcler with two or 3 IN Istashes ION his fai
n is vers popular with unmarrih wimmin
. Wimmin never speke Of thsre abrrs. Zig
t gerativ langwAidge) Wimmn 4 re 'ery use
4 tul in maxim douu,s and takin car of ou
= famelies. Old madcs carry fot6grafs, NOR
or less. But won't digress, for don't b