Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1866-10-18


We find Rn exchange 81 once met
2 man E1Q had and bone; all heal |
ing salxe; Bas an enter passing kind Of a
fellew 50 be thong Ut he would experiment
s1illI affstrut of a dog Tail, and
applied some to the stump-a new tail
grew out immediately Hesthen applied
some to the piece Of tail which lie cutoff,
md 8 new dog grew out:sIe did notsknow
wllleh dog Aas which.
:; Every one doth not live like Christian
that looks like a Christian. It is sad to
ne that some Christians tongues should
be larger than their hands; that they should
carry alantern before others, and yet tread
the dark themselves. A Christian, when
he makes good profession, should be
sure always to make his profession good.
An editor in New Jersey announces the
death Of a lady of his acquaintance and
thus touchingly adds 'sIn her decease
the sick lost an invaluable friend. Long
will she seem to stand at their bedside, as
she was wont, with the balm of consolation
In one hand, and a cup Of rhubarb in the
other"
Railway Official You'd better not
.smoke,.sir.
!. Travellcr.-That's what my friends say.
Railway OAicial. = But you mustnot, sir.
Traveller.-So my doctor tells ME.
Railway Official Gndignantly).- But
you shan't smoke, sir.
Traveller. All just what my wife says.
''My friend" said doctor to an Irish
patient, ''be composed, we. must all die
once.
can it's that vexes me- replied Pat:
''if 1t wor more than onct I'd be aisy in
my mind.
One ofthe finest qualities in human
being is that nice sense of delicacy which
renders it impossible for him to ever be-
come an intruder OR bore.
Prentice says that the difference between
the two great parties of the country is that
one is johnson, the other demijhon-son
party.
edo They Miss Me At IIome,' sang
rather corpulent young lady, visiting the
springs for her health We should think
they did about meal time.
Young man-Are. you waiting for some
door to open into a broad and useful flu
ture? Don't wait Select the door and pry
it open, even though you get your fingers
pinched.
A reporter, fin describing total absti-
nenee meeting, says that "they had a most
harmonious and profitable meeting, and re-
tired full of the best of spirits"
How a man may be known from ia
: tigucd dog. One wears shirt, and the
other pants
Physicians advise Us to drink less at our
meals. Better adeice-drink less between
meals.
We know a girl, says punch, so indus
trious that when she Las nothing else to do
she knits her brows
High Tide" where the combination
of fitting hoop, jewcled garter and Topped
skirt is seen.
Why are country girls cheeks like
French calico? Because they are warrant
ed to wash and retain their color.
An editors trials are legion until he gets
used to them, and then he is the happiest
of mortals- provided, he has paying sub
scription list
Why does the new moon remind one of
giddy girl ? Because she's too young
to show much reflection.
The boy who was caught looking into
the future, has been arrested for trying to
see the show without paying.
The coat of a horse is a gift of nature,
the coat Of an ass is often the work of a
tailor.
Benefits please, like flowers, while they
are fresh.
Human reason is not God, as some pre-
tend.
Some hearts, like the evening primroscs,
open most beautifully in the shadows of life.
The Indians on the plains call our breech-
leaders cheap shoot guns.
III a lady yawns fve~times. in succession.
young man, you may get your hat.
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