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SMITH 4 NlXON'S HALL,
Blind TOM.

E018 WONDERFUL MUSICAL
Prodigy will give his drst
Concertat above Hau ON
Monday Evening, Feb. 5th,
1866.
Admission, SO Cents
Reserved Seats rs Gents
Which may be secured every
day this week at the Hall,
from ! o a. m. to 3 pm.
N. B.-The STEINWAY
GRAND PIANO used on
this occasion Is kindly fur
nished by Messrs. SMITH g.
NIXON.
BLIND TOMS remarka-
b1e compositions are pub
ished by :: MARSH, Esq,
1929, Chestnut-st Fhila-
delphia.
h37S 4p s. c. J. THATEK, Agent.
THE OLD BOARD OF TRADE
4 nAIL-To TnE EXCELSIOR DANGERS OF
f14 PssS eb ri! e Grants Victory
{sf5 81 si;HS 's5'sa
s aa; Ua's ba tes III sss pn
, 1866-02-09

CrnxEfofds8 Pulm0n5c TfocheH ara
need with great success tor Coughs. Colds, acute
Bronchitis, Chronic Cata1rh and By their soothing
and e3ptctprapt properties a1ay the suffering In
consumption. Sold BY druggists.
Burnhsn j. Van ScbaAck. Wholesale agents. 16
Lake etreet, Chicago. teYLh72sss-3t-ttewH
, 1866-02-09
3trapf1.

CTRAYEU-From raY farm near
y Eh+hanse, Ill,nots. Iauear1. 4. istA ono wh.ta
pisce. Msy, l. j. 1866. ooe lhIuo year od bay mara
colt hlina IN one Ien dosI ~ 3 3. E9fa M ~, b ps!d
nnnn des e1 IT ny farm. nye miles Ne.s Qt chehanae
HuGress j. 4. RASpALI. Che Hsns~, ~ or HED. e
CIAHK, csse Of GtafE Feao. Chicago II. h3H
, 1866-02-09

i Per&tan RomAnce.-A Princess once
dwell in Tessla WHOSE beauty was 20 great that nil
the Kings IN the surrounding countries sought her
marriage; A magician had taught her - The Fas1-
sian lnd1ea* Secret OF Perpetual Beauty, which has
been dieclnsed 10 ". $. Lemolpe + Co., who Will
send It 10 auy address free. ~ -
v. s. LEMOlSE ! CO., Box aaass, Chicago, III.
, 1866-02-09

Teeth Like Professionally By the use
OF Casssell. Mack 4 Cos Formodeuts'' Tooth
Pnste. Ii il 2btolrie1y Tree from sl substances in
juFions to the teeth and IL used BY TIC best Den
ttste. EA8wE1.1. MACK E Co.
Sole Manufacturers, New York.
Sold By ali druggists. g4i2sattuth
, 1866-02-09
POWERS PATENT
PERPETUAL BROOM,

Is The only Patent Broom that Will reyolutionIzs
the entire Broom business In the United Statts aa
thcscfo1e there IL money In It thau Al other
Brooms combined. It Is the CHEAPEST, the MOST
ORNAMENTAL and the MOST SIMPLE Of any Rroon that
can possibly be got up and that there il and CAN be
80 made where n Is invested eau satIsry any mAn
that Will take the trouble to call st office. and when
that Ia done, itI can't satisfy him further that from
40 to soo per dry has been made by parties Investing
IN the rsoono will acknowledge myself humbus.
and to those coming from dlstaace will pay ali
travelling e1penaea and their bill while In the city.
xrAy JrEr WHAT SAT, AND aA1 Jusr wuAr xkAx.
T1Y xx! Afeu nost ToEu Rights tn 1nls County.
and Counties in Illinois, Michigan and Indiana for sale
At bargain. The Right Of Eastern States for sale.
wisconsin, 1nEA snd Minnesota. with eight Southern
states hare ali bern so1d within four weeks. Those
who haye purchased territory can now be supplied
with prooDs By sending the money. Send for circu'
lnE, with stamp, call At Room IL, TJlerts Block.
~ LaSalle street. Chicago
h;E14u C. E HR0WEE
, 1866-02-09
DI K ID .

In Rcttoe, ILL.,. the 6th ntt.. 1t the residence o
brides fAthef. by REV. ". II. shaw. JAMES LOVE
kkq- Of Hudson. Aleh., and Nils HKLEN u. HOP
Ems. Of Chicago.
, 1866-02-09
BROOM CORN!
BROOM CORN!
BROOM CORN !!

wish to Contract INN ed!ately with parties y tho
country for Broom Corn sufficient 70 pot up 20Np q
the hst quality Of hurled corn wish also to contract
to1 2n0 NnnIber One Reasoned Broom Han iles: Ao-
dress call st noy Manufacturing Est3bllshmeht
hts % THOWA9 r. DOUGLAS.
, 1866-02-09

NEW ToRK, Feb. 8.
The following AZ The prices q mining ssoess bd II
coek, ltx; Minnesota. is; Quincy, a2x; Nsyerly'
l3E Bay St4te. 8t: Boston EataEpower, Dt.
, 1866-02-09

The enterprtstn. house of W T. Slu.
feldt 4 Co have had person ID the city OF Rottcr
the1r Coluub bfan Gin. In quality and siruns1h Of
flavor II Ia said TO be equal 10 anI imported. hIa1
, 1866-02-09

Everyone can be Beautiful !-The
aPorteiin Ladies' Secret or Perpetual Beauty sent
free to all those sending their address to ". s,
LExnrSE L Co, Box 22SA, Ehlcacp. h5526k
, 1866-02-09

Pha1ou'e "Slght Blooming Ccseus '-woudron
Ecentt
rurc, rich. refreshing, hea,thfu1, permanent.
Nn1tt hYJ3
, 1866-02-09
a1ftu6{fItEftS.

NFcVICKER'S THEATRE.
Nl Msdisor.ss.- between Dearborn esd ssate-
Ncv1C6ER &MfERs.........-...... .......Aan9se'
FRIDAY. BUEFIr OF EDn1S ADAMS.
Friday and Saturday
THB @RRET1
Written .rpsrss,5 for Edwin Forrest -ud pu1cha1ed
from him by Nj. Edwin Atams, vhose oole properly
1t now ts.
Adrian de Selfgrey..-....-... ........Edw1n aoA"s
To conclude w1th the Nautical Drama Of
:. BLACK EYED SUSAN.
william Edwin Adams
Saturday Afternoon Edwin Adams Matinee.
THE MARBLE HEART.
Phtdtas md .,..hdE1n Aaa@s
COL. WOODS MUSEUM
MR. i: j.. EEApLEY.."..pisecto Il -i:n1,emeats.
Til, friday evening. viii b presented for she
9th time. CAUGHT IN THE Tolls. cast 10 the
whole strength Of the company. iavofltc soas e1
Miss keure5.
Saturday sf.anoon and night. -cs;xht in the Tols."
tof The last time,
other poyeljeA-
, 1866-02-09

a Srer1c1oCs CnAn4cTEn.--ou Saturday evening
last, nau named L. s. Sherman was Ra11oted by
two men On the corner Of Jackson and Grtswoh1
streets, and robbed Of about fifteen dollars. just
before this transaction Sherwood had been in d
ta1ooD on Clark street. and had drunk With four
rough booking eustomezs who came In after he en-.
tered ano when he started out two Of this party
followed him, aud It was they who Knocked him
nssned Iasnes Atalas md took Elm before the Po+
hce Court. AZ be answered the description Of one
Of The men with whom Sherwood drank on the eve.
n1pg OF the rubbeJ, tho Captsln summoned that
cenfleman 10 appear al tht Asmoyy. He canae, and
Identified the prleoner Adams IA beng one Of the
four .nea who wss in the taloon, hut he could rot
swear that he Was one Of the tno who followed him
out. The Justice. under the circumstances, fined
him 20, and Suspended tie execution for twenty
tour bonrs that be might leave ioWu.
FA14A A1AHN.-The n1a1m pf fIE rnnr tnt district
number tNenty-thzee shortly before seyeu o'clock
laet evening proved to be false.
, 1866-02-09
LOCAL MATTERS.

The attention Of our readers IL called
to ,he advertisement Of E. H. STEMS mammoth
gold Elsf eale. hiss
, 1866-02-09

Co to the Rest-(:o to RfTant d. Strait
TONS Chicago Commercial College to get thor
oaRh. practical business education, Or TO become
rood Telegraph Operator. Address for circulars
DnyANT & S1nArToS, Chicago, H.
, 1866-02-09

KKxSEp1 AND MS CouAsE1--M,. John Var
ArmAn, ehort time aimee, carried OF ons Of hI1
clients In triumph 10 Waukegsn, on the plea that
the "nenepaper whefps - had 20 prejudteed his
Gaze N the pahsc na!pd At home th2t be coald no,
have OH trial. So III. Van Arnnan got a change
Of venue md went up to Lake county, shezc be
Obtained iu1T of farmers who had nereI heard ot
the newspaper uheIps, and By the exerciee Of thai
wonderful legal eagscify and accumeu OF his, Mr..
Van Arman succeeded IN working OF biz client IL
hangman In BarnabT Rudee, neyef ''tucked up =
his customer more neatly. Atr. Van Atman. with
commentahle fotethorghi and Insight Into human
I'LL lie nssrp%pcr wheps had 70 p9snaeed led II tSe
public miud down At Chicago, thst II be were tiled
sheIs he would surely be convicted. or enurse tht
turner's Inferred thai be must be desperate ytlisu
10 have acquired such reputation Al home that nl
Jury could be found which would not tncontincntly
hang him.
, 1866-02-09
Powers Patent Perpetual Broom!

ITO CAPITALISTS will dis
Il pose OF the right to msoufactura the Metallic
, 1866-02-09

leroesne oils, Tampa lanterns, chandeliers, class
ware, ETC., y and IS Randolph sttect. hss
, 1866-02-09

New York Stock and Mouey Market.
NEW YoR1, Feb. 8.
MosE1-Easy and bteady 1t 5a6 per ceas fos ca
loans. .
srxH11sa ExcuAS1E-Dn1i aud lower at lp11(
GoIp-F,snr, opening u 1:ax. advancing "a tto>
and closing al l4oA.
FEuQHIr-~To Liverpool, quiet and frm.
fi0JFRxxxST sTocxs-Tithoqt decided ehtnEt.
"a 50 eoupous ". lt2H; 90 do '6,, 1a2x; TFeasu,
STockEssroug. 8. d II. ccrti1cstes. 2ax: Pacia
II. scrip, 11o; Central. ssH: E1te. 40 prefes7ct
s5H; HSd,e0, tes u ~ IL 1id s. x' afaai9;
f. s2X; ToE. r. 4 Weste1u. 81; c. & 4. pid., II
, 1866-02-09

TOR SALE-Two irst-class light
dranght ha.bor T1csons large and one small.
For raj. eneap for cash. Layed up At Toledo o. For
particulars address j. J. HAND q CO, Toledo, o.
, 1866-02-09

TOR SALE-A lot of household
l. furniture, suitable ter s11sl family. for sale
ebear-*I0- Apply at .f6 North Dearborn street,
, 1866-02-09

WANTED Correspondence
w Two ladies twidowsl Wish 70 correspond with
two gentlemen Of tespectablty between the ages OF
s and 10. With view to 1natrin1ory. address Mrs.
MAID lIsTIS4 tad Mss. G. OK ELY. Chicago, III.
his
, 1866-02-09

Ak uxpp71YuL SoE.-At the Police Court ycster
day forenoon a young fellow named Robert Ban.
don WIS aocueed Of shraEhlng. na1tEealfnr and
threatening to Till hts father. 4 poor old broken
down man. The prisoner had bcen IN the army Tor
lime and returned home lat fan With his regiment
since fhat time during the entire winter e las
done no work, but alter eQuandertng ~ his ooanif
money md hack pay) coutCnfedly ectued down a.
Lii fathers houFe, resolved tha, be should suppo
htm. The old 1nan hsd to work hard 10 support h :
faIny, but regardless o1 that the Young seapegrace
deliberately look up his restdencc With nl1o,
md passed bis dme ior The most part
IN nr1ghhostug ealoon. lie had bee3
heard trcpnently express the most intense hatfe
ff BIZ fathes, and bad actually manufactured club
ehod heavily Nth iron, for Tie Hvowcd purpose Of
Eiilfnc him. lie stated TO 4 younger brother that
II be had revolver he wonid 70 right into the
honse md nut an end 10 tue old man. On satu:-
dsr hr brop~ht large bull doc TO the house. AMI
IN cnreuuepce Of hIa fnthers refusing to keep the
h7nfr. IL -ersaulsed him with tue ctuh, and
ss.,d pIobshy have put hls threate tnto execution
hnt thaf hs uo,her ard sistets came to the rescue
and dragged him Of. The old min then GOT posse.
Son OF fIc club md gave The seoundrcl couple o.
efec,1se tnp~ With il on Ebe ctaninm, WHICH Eept
him quiet until officer Simpson arrived ana took
htu tplo cuetooy The magistrate sentenced nfm %
nav q fne Of 4xG md costs. to oe imprisoned "a ~
bsadeweIl for .htty dASa, ami to g1Se oohde Ii nc
gum oi &s0v to keep tie peace
, 1866-02-09

NEszKHH PE8FCHERr.-0ut uetghhortng city Of
GAINESVILLE. Wiscou.rn, IL sending forth sweet
nue1linr odor Ill over the West. The perfumes
and hayo.1ne extracts Of Meesra. Tall1nau Colilns
are fnkipe high rink, and though not long before
the public, have estned euch extensive use fhst
enlarge their establishment. IN which about forty
banda arc now employed Their new perfume, :. The
Egyptian Gala is most dcIlcons scent. OF deli
cate odof snd Iae ting fragrance. Ihet1 mikes en-.
btace hong lrt ol nsrt-cssy perfumes. cosmetics.
DC, equal 10 the European and furnished at prices
s1th Hhish they caunQt cQmnate.
, 1866-02-09

FOR SALE-Rea1 Estate-80 lots
u IN Browns Addition. one half mile uorth OF new
cattle yards and fronting Hal1ttd srret Douglas
avenue. Laurel and other etfeeta Prices. $50. sls3
and tAQ. WALKER KERFo0T. 50 FashtnEton
street. x3k3
TOR SALE-The three story aud
Basement marble oEs hoa,e IT, lot ~ e. 11b
Geo. Steel, Esq. Apply to GEO ARsfOrK K-acttns f.
eeutor. GT
, 1866-02-09

IN e1prcstmAn brought to the A.mo.y large bun
die Of male aud female wearing appaEea, stating
that Girl had hired him to couyry It TO certain
boute On Wells street, The number Of which he
could not remember, and consequently had brought
The goods to the Stanon thai he might NOT be
taken up for larceny: Towards evening, young
demanded tue bundle, which vas abou1 heiae dc;
Ityered 10 her, when Sergeant Barrett Discovered
among the contents ot the package two pairs of new
pantp und vert This discover! led The Sergeant
10 All The girl In regard to her residence and he
learned tha, che bad h9 until yssy tecc9ty in the
st ko lG4 North cixrk etTcct. She was then IN
formed Thai she must retna.n IN the station
nnI hIaIks could be seat for. when she burtt into
seart snd aelaou ledged tha. portion oi nc good.
II, The package belonged to Marks and Es wife and
o1ered 10 dc tie Sergeant the pants and vests II
hc would let her OF: She was locked np un'h LIES Tess
Jnstice Miljiken ut the Police Corr. Matkk ana
his wife appeared - witnesses snd tdennne1 fes ~
nj ARTICLES ID The package ns ihcsf properly ana
also s,nted that she had ben employcd ~ tasi
eek DISAPPEARED uiter ihastnr entered ene1t s!aep
Ing aparttneDt and aletacted IRON Mfs. ss
pocket the key to the money dtarer nom whlca
sho took -, and nom the ftuee raua, skating
, 1866-02-09

TOR SALE-The ssErwin House."
Il Nashville. Tenn, at bargain f,r cash. Coutalls
seventy rooms, and will comfortably acromtnulste
one h4ndrea and t~sn.y nre Enests Fn1nitn5e new:
RANGES and everything In &pod Funntng orler; now
doing large huI!nesa the best location Ia the
city. The present owner Is compelled to 60 North md
attend to othG business. No 0nr need apply unls.s
ln possession Of Fl2.e0 to *laCeo- Ad!sess MM
ELEEEY. Boz x1S Nashville. Tenn.: GLESST
Co. CINCINNATI Ohio; or pALE'5 Dining Rooms. ~
Qenth0f1t stefet. ChIrar m Ill ht1l
, 1866-02-09

NKcVICKER'S THEATRE.
N Mrdlsor-st, between Des1b1,n kad ssate.
, 1866-02-09

AR1D run TH1AI~-In The TRIBUNE Of Jannnry
3o.h. we recounted the arrest Of Frederick and
August UetuberC for III alleged attempt 10 hurn
West Van Eu7cn street. Yesterday these par1ies
uert brought up before Jnstieee Brown and Dc
WOLF Aud after 4 pro,facted examination, wcte
Recorders Court Owing to defect In cur STAT
u:ez, II wss found nece<eaty to ehanrt the charge
from asFon 10 that OF an *aitempt 10 defEand an IN
trtfu.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27

ru,tcn, my cheer close 10 ner, snet nv
eyes, tre"blously sad:
Sail, you re the gal I've been hankerin
arter for long time. luv you all over
from the foot of your sole to the head OF
your crown, aud don't keer who knows
1t; and il you say so, we'll be jined in the
holy bonds e marimony, f plur,bus
nrum, g!ora Monday morning, sic sc,nppr
tyrann's. non cotnpus nentis, world with.
cut end. sez J, and ] ielt as though
had lhrowed If an alligator, felt so re-
lleved. With that she fetched skream,
and after willie she sez:
'Petrr!"
"Wha, is it, Sally - seq I.
"Yes,' sez she, q hdin Of her purity
face.
You may depend upon it l felt orruI
good. 'Glory glory! sez | II ken
jump over Il ten raIe fence kin do any
thing "A i,lIer could. would or otter d..
VIII thst | -orter s'ushed myself down
BY her, md elinched tie LargaIn with Il
kiss-and such a kiss-tslk about your
merIasses talk abou, yer Mite blooming
Ser ous-they want 40 whsr, yer couidn ,
have got to KUN nigh EN-, they would
have tasted sour ar.er that. o. broom.
sraws with sorghum lasses on EN- Et
SAILS daddy hadn't bawlrd out, It, time
for oil bones folks to be in bed 90 be-
Iieve Id stn'd all uie.
You or,er see me when g,t hum -
pulled dad outer bel aud Rugged him.
pa,led nam outer bed ahd hugg-d her
pulled ant Jane outer bed and hugged
her; pulled the bigger servant outer
bed and hngged her.
"Dad,' seq l., I'm going for to &c. mar
ried'
married 2 bawled dad.
married Dr. squaIIed man.
"les, git married. sez |. "Married all
over; jined in wedlock looked on FIR
worse or better; for life or death, 10 Sal ;
! "m that very fellow, Peter Sporum,
Esquire"
With that up and told them from A.
pher to Omegar. They We're nifty pleas
ed aud ~ilin', and we (N. b. mean Sal
aud was srlicrd.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27

A dispute once arose between two
Sco'chmen named Campbell and Nc Lean,
upon the antiquity OF their families, The
latter would not allow hat the Campb-IIs
had any right TO rank with the McL-ans
in an'iqei,y, who, he insisted, were in ex-
is'ence AS u clan since the beginning of
the world. Campbell had hrIe more
Biblical knowledge than bis antagonist.
and asked him if t"e clan of the MoLeans
WAS before the food.
Flood what food ?" asked Mclean.
1h" food, you k"ow, that drowned 81
the world but Noah aud his family, and
bis hock.' said Campbell.
Pooh! you and your Apod," said Nc
Lean my elan was alore the food
IL have no. read in my Bible said
Campbell, of the name Of Mclean 20
ing into Noahs ark"
"Ooah's ask p returted Mclean in
contempt, who ever heard OF "A Mclean
that hadn't boat OF his ain p
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27
ONLY A SOLDIER.
Only a soldier!' such the cry

"Only a soldier!' such the cry
OF sneaking slanderers, whose doom
Condemns them cf, in death, to lie
Unshronded meath the murderers tomb
But if their country calls them on
| To battle mong. the bold aud brave;
! Then. then those wretche-. scared and wan
viii shrink into the towards grave!
"Only a soldier - Only!-Ob,
fe spirits Of the Spartan dead
Who bent the dread, elastic bow,
Hurl'ng vengeance on the head
OF each false friend and treacherous foe {;
fe shades whose blood was dearly shed
Come Curse our slandercrs; yat no
The cur Of Cain may serve instead {!
O"ly a soldier !'-Why despise
The soldier. or the soldiers sword ?
Or can be be esteemed unwise
B' cause bis daring spirit scared
In ques, Of Glorys golden prize p
Tho bayon.ts flash d aud cannons ronr-
If such esteem long since go. rise, ed,
Coumbi would be now ignored!
"Only a soldier !'-Where, o where
As Aonor OiOSn tuat bTActu the CHPek
or ancient braves, who longed to share
The glory OF each warl'ke clique ?
Gone - Else soldiers would not fare
SO badly with the modern Creek
Aye, gone elise towards would not dare
To speak of soldiers as they speak
"Only soldier p Nothing more!
E~claim some whining, po!troo" drones,
let soldiers rushed amidst the roar
And smoke Of battle, whence the groans
Of dying heroes reached the shore;
The waves caught up the plaiu,ive tones
The slavery quaked md stsgnant gre,
And tyran,s trembed for their thrones.
"Only oldier!''-Oh, the rage
That rises. like an ocean-swell,
Within the breast. when this vile age
Cundcmns'a man tur acting well!
Still 'spne each sneering self styled sage,
Well trust to uonor's magic spell;
The eagle pines no. in a cage,
The good are not engu phed in he'll
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27
The Sumner and stevens Polish.

Being in city short time since, We
had "A short coloquy with II b. 0, black:
"Black your boots? Sumner style tea
cents Thad Steven. style fifteen cent?" >"
"Wh I dc you call the Sumner style r
we i"nocen'ly inquired.
"Tha's the backest here is,' respon-
ded the proprietor of the box and brush
"WeiI, aud what is the 1had Stevens
s,yle?' we asked.
That's baching them legs and all,
tlsckleg style We call it sometimes"
We mcdta'ed profoundly while he ad.
m'n's'ered ten cents worth Of Sumner
polish.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27
A THER-IN-LAW IN SPITE OF
HIM EA.F.

The London correspondent Of the New
Orleans Della writes the following to thai
paper:
A good sell is related Of wealthy bank.
er here, who is very good natured bu, in.
chned 10 be trlh, fast iu his views o
life. lie had u tavuri,e clerk, "a young
man of atout twenty y-uuc, and remar Ia bly
handsome, modest, and highly intellect
uaL For these qualities he was liked BY
every one, and the banker did not escape
as poor AS his salary. and had no connec.
t'o"s to push him after fortunes and so,
like most English clerks, he would rise
to one hundred and twenty younds year
60 on tor eight years atteu pounds a year
r,.e. and marry when he gets TO two hun
dred pounds year, hencef,r,b to veye-
tate and find that the additional ten
pounds il year rise only kept pace with
The additional babes IN the househu old -
The banker On Sunday afternoon, whe,.
no one vas expected, would occasionally
ask the y"uog man to visit his young
family at his cutul ban villa as the con-
ver-ation OF the ou"g man was so cor
rect and clever. 1t could not but he of ad
vantage to his children. This was a mis-
take, evidently but it was good natured
error, and we can only wish, all of Us.
| that there wore committed. | have not
mentioned that there was beautiful
young lady Of nineteen but that may al
ways be understood in any Ensl l,,h fam
lily that has known welded lite long
enough. But thete were, OF course, no
attentions on the part of the young man
other than extremely delicate. reserved
and proper. This will most always be
the case with English youth, as Ameri-
cans we'll know. Don't hem" after this.
The youth, in spite Of tw, or three days
invitation to the banker seat, 10 breathe
the ireash air and clear his lungs Of Lon
don sm"ke, was evidently very Ill, and
though he declared himself We'll aud re-
bust, the tanker shook h,s head
IL cannot make out what is tie matter
with my young CLERK" su,d the banker to
conir,es who was ia his back office with
him, after the youth had just brousL, in
some papers.
man i our ,"e 'i q iis and He eSprrence seH t"s
said banker Dumber two. Don't you
see what's the matter? He's in love-
Ia love bah! He is modestv and
propr,ety i:Seli.'
II tell you its fact, and with a rich
old fellow daughter, v no would no more
think Ut havn. hlm for a son-iulaw than
you would.
"Oh, the naughty old 70 !, my clerk is
s good as his daughter, aud be hanged
10 blm. Thank You for thu hint
As soon a. banker number two had
disappeared, the clerk was called in.
50, sir. you are ia love. and pininc
away Tor the ohj-ct Of your atiecti ,n-
that the stcrrf, IS it? Why did ron no,
tell ne before sir q
The youth was s,lert,
"Wel NY b~y, pi,y YOU. Lu, rive
you wu,d ut ad,lct. II me d.uph,er is
tar. she IS worth Iunninp ,isk for
Look here, there are t51n and > months
leave of absence. Run away With the
girl. Bah, don't lock so stupid. did
the same before you. and it didn't hur,
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27

That's fine s'rain,' said one gentle
man 70 another aII"ding to the tones of a
singer 1T concert the other evening"
Yes said countryman who sat near,
"but If he strains much more he bust -
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27

While is n bridegroom worth more than
bride ? Because she is given away and
he is sold.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27

A Russian miser Is noticed as havin Q
learned to bark, in order to avoid The ex-
Pense Ct keeping Z watch dog.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-10-27
uOLBR00K & BROTHER,
LAND kGENTS g. SURVEYORS.
nsa> ...~ Lara r,aa Laura

yVY1LL carefully attend to the selection and 10
w cation Of land in the several land dfstrirtsin
Western Iowa and Nebraska; buy and sell Land
Warrants, or locate them commission FOR
residents they will loan money at western rates OF
interest buy and sell real estate, and pay taxes
Ctilec.tons made and mo ney promptly forwarded,
jsat.86 uOLBKJOh DnO.