La sentinelle de Thibodaux. [volume] (Thibodaux, La.) 1861-1866, 1866-06-02
WIT TANDHUMOR.

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a. girl that has lost her beau may as
uell hang up her fiddle.
VIZ Irneasv is the head that wears wig,
ina gale of wind.
IA canister says: my name is Somer-
am a miserable bachelor. can
SET for how could prevail on a young.
MAJ, ,n'ossessed of the slightest notion OF
,ad1 asIcaoy to turn Somerset
u,.yY GALE-A Western chap IN
s ar;h;no gale of wind. says that a
ass a:.a doc. while attempting to weatneI
ahse IL a' was caught with his mouth wide
Ms anss. and turned completely INSIDE OUT
u,crs AND NosEs.-Many persons are
&. ~ ~. y;css as there are many VINO are
icy y their noses; but there are far
isa W nnmber who follow both without
sny ssny leading at all
II nrr,S,rIoNs. - Husband-A person
nr nr;tas checks and dresses as his wiie
airscts. r Marriage-The only naol. -
whicb women are constant. Wrinhle
The first thing one lady sees IN ano'nef >
face. ,., HE
rotnrn from party the other evening II
10 had seen Miss A, young ia,
roted ~ for her low4necked style or dress, >,
.rsnl;ad. he had seen good deal OF hei
MANY ladies like Newport. the watering
nlace. but as for us, we ike olo ~
without the watering.
4 toast for any celebration woman: IN
~ nann;ras no eulogy; she speaks tor
herself
Nav wa he delivered from fhe society
Of a masculine woman or a femlii"o - -
.lTba editor is not at home,' SAID the
nr;nter,s devil; ss so if you want to whiP
him you must call again.
Woman-To her virtue we give love- 10
her beauty admiration, and to her hoops
tbe whole pavement and more too.
Why is Fortress Monroe like the House.
of Lords ! Because it contains the tlrst
talents of the nation.
WHY is a restless sleeper like law
yerl Because he lies on one side. and
turns and lies on the other.
The way to mans heart is down his
throat.
A chaplain was once preaching to
class of collegians about the formation OF
habits. Gentleman" said he, "close
your ears against bad discourse. The
students immediately clapped their hands
to their ears. =
Aunt Betsy has said many good things,
and among the rest, that newspaper is
like wife, because every man should
have one of his own.
It is popular delusion to believe that
powder on lady's face has the same
effect as in the pan of a masket, and as
sists her to $ go off. -
Said a certain individual to wag:
"The man who has raised cabbage ge-head
has done more gced than all the metaphys-
icans in the world - Then" replied
the wag, Your mother ought to have
the premium"
If you want to- get a favor Of man,
feed him.. A man, like horse. cannot be
managed until he has had bit in his
mouth.
Madam, said gentleman to his wife,
t'let me tell you facts are very stubborn
things" !" Dear me, you don't say SO 7"
quoth the lady, what fact y ou must be-"
An editor, in Arkansas, was lately shot
in an affray. Luckily the ball came
against bundle of unpaid bills. The
bullet couldn'tgo through by long shot!
At printers festival lately, the fol-
lowing toast was offered: Woman
second only t the press in the dissemina-
ton of news!''
A lady in the book store Of Messrs.
Ticknor & Fields. Boston, saw copy of
Every Saturday. on the table, and in
quired of one Of the clerks if it. was pub.
lished monthly or semi-monthly. She
must be the same person who asked the
Siamese Twins if they were brothers.
A bachelor editor, sensitive in relation
to his rights, objects to taking wife
through fear that if she should have a
baby, his cotempol aries, who habitually
copy without credit, would refuse to give
him credit for the baby.
The best toast of the season was, we
believe, given by typo, short time
since, VIZ: Woman-the edition is
large. and no man should be without a
copy"