The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1866-06-14
Not For the Ladies.

feE# Not For the Ladies'.
We find the following in a cotempo-
rary, where it was republished, as the
editor informs u.s., to oblige a young
lady who was desirous to learn more
Of the science of which it treats We
would do anything in reason to oblige
a young lady, but we really don't see
any reason why one of them should
read this article Please to remember
therefore, ladies. that we publish it ex-
clusively for gentlemen, and that you
will oblige us and them by emitting to
read it. If you disregard this request,
our wish is that when your turn comes
to be kissed, it may be your wretched
fate to have the operation performed
by one who is totally ignorant Of s5
1.-THE SCIENCE OF KIssING.o
People will Kiss, yet not one in q
hundred knows how@to extract bliss
from lovely lips, no more than they
know how to make diamonds from char
coal. And yet it was not easy, at least
for US. This little item is not alone for
new beginners, but for the many who
go to it like hunting coons or shelling
corn First know whom you are to
kiss Don't make mistake, although
q mistake may be good. Don't jump
up like trout for fly, and smack a
fho >,, !, n ~,
the corner Of her forehead, on the end
of her nose, or knock off her waterfall,
or jerk her bonnet ribbon, in haste to
get through. The gentleman should
be little the taller He should have
a clean face, q kind eye; Mouth full
Of expression, instead of tobacco -
Don't kiss everybody, including nasty
little dogs, male and female. Don't
sit down to it, stand up. Need not be
anxious about getting in a crowd
/. Two persons are enough to corner and
catch kiss; more persons spoil TIKI
sport. Stand firm it won't hurt any
after you are used to it. Take the left
hand of the lady in your right, let youl
hat go to-any place out of the way:
throw the left hand gently over the
shoulder Of the lady, and let the hanc
fall down upon the right side toward
the belt. Don't be in a hurry draw
her gently, lovingly, to your heart
her head will fall lightly upon you
shoulder-and handsome shoulde1
strap it makes. Don't be in a hurry
send little life down your arm and le
it know its business. Her left hand is
i'll your right, let there be an expires
sion to that, not like the grip ofa vice
but the gentle clasp, full Of electricity
thought, and respect. Don't be in. {
hurry. Her head lies carelessly OF
your shoulder! You are nearly hear
to heart! Look down upon her half
closed eyes Gently, vet manfully
press her to your bosom. Stand firm
and Providence will give you strength
for tlie cfdeal! Be brave, but dom
be in hurry. Her lips are almost o
pen! Lean lightly forward with YOU
head. not your body. Take good ain
-ths lips meet-the eyes close-th,
heart opens-tlle soul rides the storm
tfdttble, and sorrow of life, don't be il
q hurry )-neaVen- opens before you
the world shoots from under your fee
like meteor flashes across the evening
sky, (don't be afaaid y the nerves dance
before the just-erectsd altar Of love a:
zephyrs dance with dew7trimmed. flow
ers-the heart. forgets. its bitterness
and the art Of kissing Is leatf1ea. NJ
noise, no fuss, no fluttering and squirm
ing like hook-impaled worm. KISSING
don't hurt ). it don't require brass bane
to make it legal. Don't jab and yanl
the lady as if she was struggling colt
Don't muss her hair, scratch down he
collar bite her cheek, squizzlc her ricl
ribbons, and leave her mussedJ rumplet
and mixed. Don't flavor your kisse
with onions, tobacco, gin-cocl1tails, la
ger beer, brandy, etc, for a maudlil
4 kiss is worse than theitch to delicate
lloting, sensible woman. .R1 ...- :.
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worthy of notice