The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1866-06-29
SENTIMENT AND FUN.
ga little nonsense, now and then,
Is relished by the wisest men,"
Wit and Wisdom.


vagabond; he has visible means Of
support.
No matter how long you have been
married, never neglect to court your
wife.
Sublimity in Humility-The SOU
goes highest when the body kneels
lowest.
The lady whose peace of mind was
broken intends to have it repaired.
Thy is swearing like ragged coati
~ lad habit. ~
Loving, hea4 ven.
live on what Is @, 5,...a.,.-
! Perfect integrity ana piOp7iiS
cooked beefsteak are rare.
Neither false cirls; false teeth, false
calves, nor even false eyes are as bad
as false tongues. ~
How does the hair-dresser end his
days2 He curls up and dyes.
Woman-An essay on grace, in one
volume, elegantly bound.
Gentleman-A manual of good
manners, bound in cloth.
A dogma is defined as an opinion
laid down with snarl.
If you would be nothing just wait
to be something.
Why is lady of fashion like sue
eeessful sportsman? Because she bags
her hare.
We expect everything, and are
prepared for nothing.
Our vanity is necessarily the enemy
of our self-loye.
What lenght oughth lady's crino-
line be? A little above two feet.
By acting as we ought to think, we
end In thinking as we ought to act.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as hefwas Able
If a topper and a gallon of whisky
were left together, which would be
drunk first? g3b g
1t is better to love the person you
cannot marry, than to marry the per-
son you cannot love.
Garments Of beauty may cover, but
they con. never impart worth to
abandoned character
Vile and abandoned persons are not |
intimate with those who are not init
mate with them.
The present style of hoops reveal
the posts of many swinging gait.
An object of 'interestp-A girl |
whose interest is three thousand
year.
The entire assets of recent bank |
rupt were nine children. The credi- |
tors acted magnanimously and let him
keep them.
Not few seek to accommodate
truth to their views and feelings; it is
WISER to accommodate our views and
feelings to truth.
No man is born to Office" saws
Lord Somers, " but every man is born
to vote" If an English lord can
say this, why not an American Demo-
crat?
Why is restless sleeper like a law
yer? Because he lies on one side, and
then turns and lies on the other.
When once inidelity can persuade
men that they shall die like beasts,
they will soon be brought to live like
beasts also.
Our prayers and Gods mercy are
like two buckets in well-while the
one ascends the other descends.
An Englishman being asked how
he spelled saloon, replied: With
hess, hay, a hell, two hos and
hen" at W Il
A hypocrit may spin so fair thread
as to deceive his own eye. He may
admire the cobweb and not know
himself to be the spider.
Atthe North Pole, go what way YOU
will, you go due south; and at the ut
most height of joy you can move only
toward sorrow.
8 As we two are one, said a witty
brute to his wife, when I beat you [
beat half of myself" Well" said
his wife, then beat your own half
not mine
. What is that?" said the Sunday
School teacher, pointing to the lette
.. Dunno, said the urchin. what
90 you say when you stub your toe?''
Damn 1T, " was the precocious reply.
The sayings of a White Mountain
stage driver to New Yorker sitting
with him I s'spose if I went to New
! ork | should gawk round as you
folks do here's not bad.
: A contemporary suggests that lady,
on putting on her corsets, is like a
man who drinks to drown his grief,
because IN so-lacing she is getting
Tight
Never trust a man for the vehe- :
nence OF his observations, whose bare
word you would not trust; a knaye
will make no more of swearing to a
1alsehood than affirming it.
What is companionship, where no.