The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1866-08-01
-, Mullins Taken Bad With Tnchi
nOsis.
81 CROSBY $ NoYEs.


-.osv about Centre Market knows
~ Mullins. Chuck is a curb-stone
- 10 be found on the north
most market days. dispensing his
~. '-..ortment OF "truck his sassa-
~ corn ea-s, chickens, pOke-berrles,
~ a. the tail end OF his Weather-beat-
!, E8gon.
'l-~.-si3es Chuck brings 70 market bar
20 OF charcoal, the product OF his
'~-.voo.ls patch in Prince Georges; and
1 r.. ,oE be happened into Dubant's yes
- he sold bis charcoal, and having
-ss,sl The pay, and giving snort or Two
s.i~,-aiion al the show OF good things
- and eatable, 10 be seen al h 4Jant's,
--~s.lnr his way 70 the door, when The
-, ii mischief brought 10 his nose The
.-s,i.ior periumes from nice piece OF
is,.re-s lust then under COlOred Harry :
--sresesd carving knife. Chuck edged
- he eatiag BAR and eyed The work OF
Il section lOr ! time with watering mouth,
Il n vita broEs knit rs if revolving a ques-
4 N finance. and then with All air Of q
- Georgian Who has made up his mind,
raioFhls oyercOat. mounted one OF tie
.ools that line the counter, and called
Innate Of that roast pork. His evil ge-
/ tsre ulayel him the scuIvy trick OF
i ,s.r him next City Father, whose love
,)ol eating often takes him 10 Dubants'
EaOse propensity Tor practical Joking
10 nm about as dangerous nelshb0r
-ror Chuck as need be. Chuck, having
/ rrehed bis pork with a speed that ieit
1 flushed aud oily, but with the " sacred
leo hunger % siill uuappeased. called
1 m0,le. plate. remarkin- confidently to
i K shb0r tlat he could eat roast PORK
j he COWS Aim home. City Father
r-si 70 maze - mpaihetic response, bat
Is eyes DC on Chuck he recognized in
Il worthy Tie miserable scalawag who |
al stuck him with a roast turkey al
i-smas time; so with a smiling face. but
.l blne yengeance.Durning underneath, he
remarked, aroanely, that roast pork we'll
IgsGsd, Vas certainly fine eating. But.
'tsanclns II Chuck's plate. the smile fed
i-an his face, as II horrid doubt had Just
ZONE over aim, IN view Of what be saw
ihers
4 Good Heavens r. said he, did you eat
1Ll0iA without mustard p"
"E-n-mastard 81 ialtered Chuck; Is what |
M
Wat for. why, to Kill tie arorms.'
'hTar-rms ."
Yes Is it possible You hayn't heard |
> lie terrible lnchina disease lately invent |
pork
MARY word, suffered Chuck, sweat /
With fright and dreadlng he hardly !
sT What.
Wy unhappy friend, you're a gOner . 1t !
I oeen demonstrated by microscopic and |
l,srs ether kinds Of analysis-with the |
. Pant 0fWhich il would be cruel 10 occupy /
few brief moments on earth -
0a, L0rly ~ sasped Chuck.
bat every female ,richina contains 200 /
IL trichina, and that every mOuthiul of
N pork, oithe size You have been swal-
T.
n %, Lordy~
lay contain 10000 female trichina,
-lag AZ the rate OF forty millions per
II
III o., Moses =" reared Chuck.
n ne gastric juice. continued his perse-
IL deyelopes the young trichina with
atal rapidiiy"
% Loriyl"
iol lo0A Ike a man overlooking with
a aice BY this time the worms are,
Tess svarmiag in your Emphatic
and peritoneal cavity '--
vi on Ow beloved Chuck, rub
-ls hands dolefully over his abdominal
laeen minutes they'll be at the linz
1!E' deudeuum -
" Lorly. 7 feel EN- now !" said
az hour You'll be a walking mass OF
- and IN three hOurs-if Your life IS
~s 81 lothat eXtent-persisaltic action
--1ence, and soon after that the
~, III begin 10 eat You up bodily -
e-.Ast ormeni0r. as Tito time Chuck's
as,,7. as though i was a matter Of
---e -4uiry.
y- le' erasmus sake - rOared Chuck;
~-sFiihe cuSsed maggitS eat me up
-is your eyes Oh. dear Nanny
"a NY belly al be the death Of me
ss.oE and he rocked and groaned
Az !ol an only son inquired the
FL an Is responded Chuck, very
s-L I'm an orpbin."
~ have Wife perhaps ,'
-'s- hey-oh. NarieT Jane. CIV .
GOV.
Il -.irens-
4 .F Ov! DOW o-0-Ow ."
4 10 innocent babes-a wife and moth
4 osai.emen, - ito the conyulsed bystan-
us mans lie IS worth saving.
POOR miserable chOle, and sells the
~ turkeys raised since Noah; but