The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-11-08
my POLICY"
on. Thu NEW Gospel OF PEA'h
Accoraisx 70 ss.4nay, NE Apo-sa,e.


cHArrxE 1.
1. Now. the birth Of Saint Andy Was in this
wise: Th. Devil hssAs Burr. Burr begat Cal
houn, Calhoun begas Davis Davis begat Booth,
and Booth bsgas St. Andy the Apsstaie.
2. Behold the lord Of the lash appeared unto
Andy in dream, saving. ''Thou shalt get thee
up from Thy abolition slumbers ard giId on
thy armor, for thou shalt be our tool. and we
will make thee ruler over Israsl' 4
g. Thou shalt BE- called Moeas. and by thy
exceeding ability thou shalt lead the children
Of Israel backward through the Red Sea OF
their own blood into the land of Egypt, and
the house Of bondage.
4 Now all this was said that it might DO
fulfilled which was spoken by the mouth Of the
prophet saying: "Behold shall call the roll
of my slaves. from the top of the great White
House, and they shall answer by pow WOW,
in wigwam ct the sea SHORE
S. Now, Andy being raised from sleep by
Gin Cock Tail, went and did ~ the lord Of the
lash had commanded him, and no knew no
more the ways Of righteousness And the
dagger Of the assassin made q new President,
and he called his name Moses-because he
made gssa4noass tke 4 ball in the rushes-1
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1. In those days cane John the Both. Che
wss called Both.) becasss hs vas both man
and devil, and he preached in the land of Sc
csssia by the banks of the Potomac.
2. Saying. rejoics ye. for ths kingdom Of JEFF.
is near at hand. ue6
8. For thi. is be that wss spoken Of by the
prophet Abraham. saying. Il would rather be
assassinated on the spot"
4. Now, behold he that cometh after me is
mighty tailor, and am not worthy to stoop
down and behold his close ht.
s. Then cometh the Tailor from Tennessee
to Washington. to b baptised of him. and
Booth said, II am not worthy but Andy said,
1T must DO so, for this is "My Policy"
6. And he haptised him in the of
Abraham, and christsnsd him Moses; and a
voice from Reheldoln cried. Peace Peace !
Now we will have peace. Let us kill the
bigger. ag 91a
Z. And Moses sail, "Yes, we win have peace:
and he issued defamation, and i'm ediately
land, ard Moses said Listen, / told you we
would have peace - GF
g. And every man who had committed muir
der. he made ruler in Israel; and no 10y a.
man dare como unto him, fer they were all
"dead ducks" in the new dispsnSation.
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!. Now it came tn pass that Moses was
more sober than he had ever been BEFORE
"a nd he said will make great lamenta-
'ion in the land Of Israel. | will pull my hair
and csr my close fit. and make treason odious
g. But presently Moses grew too big for his
close tit. and the lord Of the lash took him int
an exceedingly black temple Of the southern
chiysiry, snd the lord of the lash spake untt
Noses, saving, -''Al these will give thee
thou will lead them back into Egypt.
T. Now Moses remembered how his father
in-law had colored temple. and he said wa
tailor aud made close fit
s. And Moses said it is written, Man sha
not live by tailoring alone. but he shall have
Office once and while Therefore, he sal
unto the lord of the lash, Thou art my cot
and if thou wilt make my Policy President
I will be your Moses to lead the children {
Israel backward through the Red Sea Of ,hei
own blood into bondage
8. Now. the lord Of the lash spoke again unit
Moses. saying Behold thou art tailor and a,
allow of good speech. but will make Doolttl
AMI Raymond speak for thee. and will max
them bawl Is young calves bswl for milk, an
whichever bawls the loudest shall be his
priest in the black temple
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l. When Booth had finished his work h
cried "Sic Semper Tyr.nnis." and the lord ,
the lash called him to his bosom, and the F.
VS.. worshipped him.
But certain Boston Corbet punishe
Booth in the neck. and he departed for . warn
Or country to prepare another Place for h
mighty Tailor.
8. Now. when the wise men Of the east hear
what was done. they came to see the child tn.
was born by dagger, and they fell down an
worshippsd him.
1, And he said unto himself am no long,
tailor. but am ',seme pump ins''
5. And seeing the great multitude his lit
soul was troubled, and got up 1t night and WEI
up INTO the great " nite mouse ana opened h
mouth, saying:
s. Blessed is the Tailor, fol he was once
horse N city, and now he is President
!. blessed is every man that curseth Il
niger. Tor was Tailor.
8. Hl->sess sr-. I'll those who shall mourn Il
the poor Tailor, for they shall be comforted
2. B;vs>ed : every man .thst killed nigge
for he is q pescemsaer and n child of the mi ,h
Tailor.
10. Rlessed are these who do hunger al
thirst after MY Policy" for they shall