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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

Tns Gauss OF CONSUMPTION Competent
authorities estimate that in ave eases out
Of SIX, consumption. shen not hereditary.
asisss from want Of care 10 keeping the
feet dry and warm in cold weather. Re-
osabss this, ladies, aad for durable shoes
and CATERS. ON on Child / Co.. At No. 4S
Brady street, who have the finest stock in
the city, and sell the cheapest.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

Ihs sesal vete In the State q Illineie is
$50, -. whicA Is s.ls7 larger SAan thAt Of
les4-Rspsblisaa uajssisy. 1000. ass
fAsts ars stiai - fenians prisoners
swailiae MIL a1sssntss 'Sessa hese been
thae h. ssevisasd asd sentseesd. s4r.
SsAnf. 0asas, tie sldsse s1itei h Nh.
nsseta. as1 tsrnsly psblishsr Of thc M
~sstiss, ~ tssG~ s>66istsi ipspsetos u
diotilloo3D b the 81 Paul diGl5iet.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

so cnSrs 4 uOx.
Boxes larger than Dyes that sell for 81.
NATURAL. DURABLE, DEAUTlFUL. WAX
RANTED 20 please. This article has been thor
oughly tested by DR.. Chiffon. of New York,
ana Profs. Booth and 0Arreu Of Philadelphia,
Who pronounce IL free from all poisonous ingre-
dients and the material composing 1t will not in
iuve the most delicate hair. Sold bv pruGg ste
ana Fancy Good dealers everywhere.
/ anlI -dly JNO. J. KRONER. Sole Prop'r.
40S Chestnut street philadelphia.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

CoLD WEATnER Is CoMtxo-Therefore cal
At the Davenport Woolen Mills and get som,
Of those splendid warm, and heavy blan
kets. A new supply manufactured ant
ready for the public 1t the most rsasonabl,
prices. Also Aanncls. jeans. etc., etc in
great quantities. 4 rare chance for bar
eaino.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

Ixcosnscr.-Ths runner that Sam Perry
% regular ersespondent Of the New Yosl
Herald has proven incorrect. His constant
orders o. eastern frus for I'll kinds o
gents furnishing goods. and every imssin'
a5ls description Of ready made clothing, L
supposed 70 have started the story. Call OF
hin and get Jour winter suits Manufactured
y order IN splendid style u No, 45 Brady
stree. Psicss low cad sstisiaetien guasaa
teed.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

so PAiR Of ell WOOL 6ne bed blankets, st
600 per pair, at Kehos 4 Casharts. d3we
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

WILSON 10 rscsiving . rev and large
stock Of Ladies' and Gents gold watches
and chaius; also complete stock Of Jew>
slry, Silver Ware, &C.. for the holiday
trede. Call aud sxamine.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22
LOCAL ire q s.



Read wha, a prominent citizen Of Daven.
port says
DAVENPORT, Nov. IA. 1866.
Dr.. .Iohn II. Biood-DEAR SRA 1T a.
fords one great pleasure to give in my testi.
mony in favor Of Lallsmand's Rheumatic
and Neuralgis Specific, having given il q
trial and been greatly benefited thereby
For Q long time Was afflicted with the
Rasumatistn, and sought relief at the hands
Of the best physicians, and slso by using
numerous patent medicines which were said
to be infallibls remedies, but With any last.
ing benefit. A. last, | was induced 10 try
Lallemands Specific, and shortly aftsg, q
my surprise and pleasure, found myselfrap
idly improving. continued to take il . few
weeks and the result was perfect and per
manent cure. must earnestly urge oil whs
ore similarly afflicted to try this remedy
consider i. priceless medicine.
Yours truly,
JosEPa A. LECLAIEk.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22
cit Y 1T f M =.

EVERY rev book can be found a, Lusc l.
Griggs. 50 Perry street.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

You have no ides whst splendid stock
sf Gents under garments, Of Foreign and
Domestic make, is to be had in this city,
unless you have called on Remington 4 Co.,
Nickolfs Block, Second street.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

Oro Kluo. No. 81 wsst = street, b.
twesa Maia and Harrison, cfboes y the pub.
lie his hfgs and splendid ste69 =. Foreign
and Domestic Dry Goods and 1elious Am
sna Flsnnels. and Wool Ysrns At low
pviceo
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22
bDul.D.

On Weinesds, Iening. Nov. slst.. OF dipths-
ria. JOHN AUG[iNE, only surviving son Of
Levi and Elizab,O b,Oavis, agsd II years
The funeral wi IKE place at the Calvary Bap
ti-t Church toni " friday afternoon, at 2
o'clock The fri Of the family are invited.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

LEFT FOR ST. Louis. The steamer Zephyr
Capt. Reed, left for st. Louis, to-day.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

S,x No~,ss a. rns wMrs Hsuss. story on
picture, BY r. B. Carpenter. Puoiished o
Hard Z Houshtou, n. Y. Sold BY L"se q
Griggs. Davenport.
The sork before 10. written by warm
personal and political friend OF Abraham
Lincoln, is Alled with rather too much OF =
spisit a enthusiast to suit the taste Of sl
caasees Of readers. A. simple matter Of
feet rscosd Of The daily life Of the great
Raansipae,s, Il viii however. psove hisn'v
isAsseseise. he incidents given, are
eaained y b. 10 isslassd exceptions 70 Nj.
tisce,o's daily routine, while the aim Of
the work is TO portray the mss, without
reference b any Of The ssrssnaisss. The
author 10 inclined TO believe that in the
CLOSING osoths Of his career, Nf. Lincoln
djd ~ rsssh shs fall nsassse Of his great
ness, but that II he had lived through bis
second term, he would hsvs continued to
grow h The estimation and conRdenee Of
hls countsyosn, until he had reached shs
summit Il neral grandeur. TO oil adml-
rers Of NJ. Lineoln's character, this work
will Be highly acceptable.
rss Dsss.ew PAsss-Sesoad series: Iicanor
9 P,ells, Desson. esld By Lsss Ossegs'
Davenport. :.
The first series Of the "Bigelow Papers
vas written more than twenty years 49,
The author had no definite plan. and bad no
idea Of ever writing another series, hut in-.
asining the Mexican War great national
crime committed in the eanss Of elavery,
hs launched forth in . msnnsr which hs be-
lieved "would tell" and accoraingly chose
what he has been pleassd to style the "Ysn-
kes dialect" That IL, he wssts In jest tie
same style as bis resdess were accustomed
70 speak. The same style 10 continued in
the present volume, and 10 made the vehicle
Of some unv s,esoe sentiments. . great deal
Of nonsense, and - mint Of fun." A goodly
portion Of The contents is composed OF
rhyme which cannot be called poetry, and
| 10 farther of from prose. In humor the vol
ume abounds. Let every man read it and
form bis own opinion.
A WANT cup. piled, ladies can now have
their paper and envelopes stamped with
| their initials.
Sr. LOUIS, Nov. 81.
Yesterday afternoon man entered Joe
eosbus' jswclry store, and, representine
himself o. : merchant from St. Joseph,
asked 70 look q some diamonds He was
shown . sst worth $4,000, asd while the At
tseeioo Of The clerk was called 10 some Ia
dies, laid down his hat, and stepped to the
window IN the rear Of the store, rs il to
lock 1t the sOnes. Seeing an opportunity
h walked down the stairs into the cellar.
thencs to The cellar Of Leitch's drug store,
which . sdjoiaing. whsss be he stole cap
laying On sone boxes. end ccolly walked up
the s1spe aad cut Of the drug store. The
alarm was quickly given. and Captain Lee.
Of the police, proceeded immediately to
Odin. III, where THE morning he captured
the thief, Bill Stewart, Of Chicago, and
found the diamonds in bis possession.
Rusric FRAMEs.- Many new patterns o.
| this heAntif,,l stvle of frame at the Picture
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

1T. TEnpLs, Gardener and Florist, cor.
eth end Main Sts., fruit and ornamental
tfeeo. My00-1 II
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

For protection from the ab I'VE. call on H
SIMPSON I co. and take ou. Policies in
those first ass Insurance Companies repre-
ssnted BY them. Where the assured par.
tieipats in the Profits Of the companies
without incuring any liability. O6ics No.
* Brady st. aps.6>dly.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

HILLS HAIR DYE. 90 cents, black OF
brown instantaneous, natural. .duss5ls, beau
tiful, reliable, indeed the best in uss. .has bsen
before the public over fifteen years, - she
cheapest. containing o. much ~ the usuai
dollar sizes. Depot No. 66 John street.
New York City. Sold by all Druggists,
patent medicine, periumery and fsnc,
goods stores every where. juue1l-dly
THG good wife always regards house
cleaning as one OF the greatest Of her trials.
The Eclectic Cleanser" has robbed the
task Of its most disssreeable features, and
will ultimately become an article in uriver-
sal demand
Sold by all druggiets and xrocerS.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22
CITY NOTICES.

ELpHlpox L Bno.. Land Agents, Viele's
Bleck.
Bur YouR Dry Goods at Otto Kluggs, No.
81 Second street. unl7dt
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

LAVA TiPPso GAs<suaxsA-We tale
pleasure 10 tearing witness TO the exeel'eA(
qualities Of the Lava Tipped Gas Burns.
fss we - using then. 1t will yield swsn.
ty-6vs pr ceat. more light lOr spec &c
amount Of gas than any other burner, and
hes lava tip that will never eorrode or burn
out. The LindeR Hotel, St Louis, is using
over nine hundred Of them.
Mr. G. w. Shul cs will remain in the c;ty
few days. and our citizens will do we'll 10
pat onize him.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

SEs . woman in anoshsr column p,ching
|Samburg grapes for Speer's Vino. Il is IN
admirable article, used in the hospitals cad
|by ths tiess class families in Parss, London.
END New York. in preference - cid Port
Wine. h ia worth = trial, ss it give GPoat
|sstislacsion. dcl-d1y
HOLLOwAr'e Puts -COsrlvenses.-The
bowels become torpid and power;eas undef
|csRtinual purgation Hol'oway's Pills pen
citrate to the nucleus Of the disease and Grad
icate il. They evacuatc the foul and vita
ted particles from the intes ines. by . mild
sperient operation aud recuperate their ex
hausted energy, by Z, storing tone and Wig
or they induce he e,l.hy action and pre-
vent relapse Of the malady. For Piles.
Fistulas, Dyspcpsis. and all disorders Of the
Fiscera. they stand without iivai. Sold
bv al nrnggists.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

LEvEE Ngws.-The steamer Reserve
Capt. Alex. Lamont. arrived 1t this port
this morning from above. with four bareea
in tsw, good cargo Of freight, add cabin
full Of passengers. Two Of the bargcs, Of Z
Superior build. are designed for the Missile
sippi Tssnsportatisn Company, between 81
Louis asd New Orleans. and are loaded viii
lumber. slaves. cranbersies, and dr.d frui,
from Oshkosh, Wis. From the of1eers oi
the Kei.hsburg, We learn that that steamer
will continue to make regular trips unit
the running Of the ice renders farther navi
cation impossible.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

Nsw lLLuAfSAroR-By patented pro-
cess Of distillation, &C., new burning fluid
10 new made from besoine and naptha. and
. much brighter light, it 10 claimed, 10 pso-
duced u greatly reduced cost, and With 4
positive security asainst explosions. This
nsv 6aid = known = safsea Asid, and il
manuieetuesa IN this State By D.S. Hswley
O., foe whsn0 0lossss. n. Z. 4 D. B. Brown
q Ls0o1s. esoUass. TN sii n now 70,
~ b. dss19s = tAb city ~ slsswhsss
- w1lbs S6snisbsd wholesale il eng quan
sl1iss - sEosss directed to D. S. Hsvlsy 4
CO, LeChirs, love. novls-du
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

CAxxsL CoAL.-Ths Rock Island Argus
says that 90 inch vein OF can ael coal has
been found on the land Of g. w. Porter 1
Co., Moline Township. About 10 feet deer
is . vein Of bituninous coal 81 to feet
thick, then feet Of soap>stone, then . feet
hard rock, then thin layer Of slate, and
next the cannel coal. Il Is great discov
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22
plala anA Faocy Ooops.
sAlH SoAs. OLD Bnnwx wirueoa.
Rrn 0lyeznsxR, rHsuDisuD CooHI

PAlH SoAs, OH Rsnwx Wmnsoa.
Pc0 0lyszasSR. PKsHOisNB CoenETrc
The mos. popular. mosi pure and desirable sarie
tics now before the public.
OUR PALM SOAP
il an entiiely new preparation, and lie made from
Pain OH. bleachcd without acidr chemicals Of asy
kind warranted pure. Itis the vKnr sEsT.
Buriiaam- ~ Van Setback. Chicago. wholesale
necnts Tor the Northwest. sid by druggists every
where. Manufactu urcd by MeKcone, Van Haagan 4
Co.. 81 South Front rtreet. Philadelphia, and ChAs
Mckeone, % Barclay ST., New York. sp276m
TmE Eclectic Cleanser" although oi
somewhat recent origin, is not an expert
ment Il has been tried in the every day
work which must be done IN every house
hold, and has not been found wanting.
Sold by all druggists and grocers.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

BARrHoioNEw's Drawing Books, al NUNS
bers, also all school books. 1t the Book and
Stationery store Of Luse 1 Griggs, IS Per-
~ street
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

Rusric FRAxEs.- Many new patterns OF
this beautiful style Of frame at the Picture,
Book and stationery store Of Luse & Griggs.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

fUhvVVD LIVkB W. ~. -
~ -sinabie remedy ~ q ,vn 10 disspsas sasns
nsav from tn. nssseup and repstive eFtieles so,d
lndef - name Of CoA nvoeoo
Basasa cssvers Cca Liver b m manulAsssred -
he SEA coast nom fresh selected ivera II 10 - svsse
crean, as1 essis retained hy the NEST ae,isoas
tsnacA osAs nsassaessrer,. \ ! We q.
CAswELL, MAcK CO.,
80 loW Yosh.
SsiA ~ all Drusgisss. sssae-Aeea.
Go - fas Dssf.-6o 70 Bryant. StssA
pn Z Hsrill's Davsnpoft Commsrciel Col4
bgs, % ct thoeo0eA practical bu6lp6S
hacattru, q TO 6eccms god sound tele.
|rsph 0pseatoe. Fer circolass aadrses Zen.
losing stamps) Bryant, Stsa1Gon 1 Merrill.
Paveopoet, Iowa. dwly.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

CrrrcE and Ladies' Stationery, in great Va.
riety At the Stationery store Of Lnse 4
Griggs, four doors below P. o., Perry st.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22
A CURIOUS DISCOVERY

An old miser died recently, and although il
" ~ known that he possessed considerable prop
|srty. very little ready money could be discov-
Fred among his effects by his heirs. They scar
Fhed his wre,ched house thoroughly, and st ast
hey asccrtaine j the existence Of secret recess
n his cupboard. Filled with anticirations Of
golden sriumpe. they burs, open the recess, and
iiscossfed bottle Of 0oussx Bssssas. Aher
All. IT, nissr was . ssssibls men. He spprsci.
Atsl healsh; and Hcsssl's Gotpm Brsssns 10
y priceless remedy IN Dyspepsia. Heartburn.
Debility, etc.
Nne York Depot. 56 Hudsos Street.
~ sals q Wholesale and retail, BY Bsid.
e,bseke & Miller, Dsssnpeet, Iowa.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

NkrcALFE's RHEUMATIC RgxrDY contains
NJ much virtue A. forty hotties Of many 9th.
u medicines. and will instantly cure Nerv
Gus Headache, Neuralgia, &c. Try it,
Stevenson & Carnahan, Agents, Davenport,
Iowa.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

AcciDgxI.-A little son Of Mr. Geo.
Bsetham, who resides ABOUT . miles and .
half from the city, on the Farnham street
road, fell Of doorstep last evening, and
broke his left arm. DR.. Reid was called to
rs set the broken li0b.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

A great many philosophers have laid
down rule, for the guidance of the human
family, promising that their observance
would secure the highest earthly happiness.
or course this was oil nonsense. The best
way TO he happy is to keep yourself clean /;
and the best articl. wcrewith 10 purify
yoursc is the "Eclectic cleanser" II
cannot 5c equaled for this purpose.
Sold by a. druggists and grcceIs.
NExicAS ArsAiRs.-
When Mcx.do shall fall into Uncle Sans hands,
The Mexican Forsl Gem,
Extract ~ Sweet OIsoponax.
shall Perfume the World.
Already the beauties of Pats and London en-.
chanted with smiths perfume,
Extract Of Sweet Opoponax,
Il + SMITH 4 co. Manufacturers Of Floral Per.
fumery, New York. Entered according to law
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

DR KNArP, formerly of New York, Who
has visited Davenport regularly the past
eight years, and effected many wonderful
cures OF old CnRnNic Diseases, CANCERS
and diseases Of the EyH and EAR, which
have been pronounced iscUHABLE by the
medical profession generally. can be Con.
suited At the Scott H"u.e, Saturday and
Sunday, o.embcr 24,h aud .5th, as will
be seen by his card in anol er column. Con-
sultatiou free
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

GESERAiL.y speaking, woman looks upo'
the wash board as her most troubeaom.
and least attractive friend. The "Electi,
Cleanser" does away with the wash board
almost entirely therefore. all house keep
ers should use the Cleanser"
Sold by all druggists and grocrs
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

Ladies afhic,cd with Discoiora'ions on the Face
cancd Moth Patches or Frcrkics. should u-e PRRnf .
celebrated M.ru ASp Frrci,lx LnriaS II Is infalli-
Bile
Prepared by Dr. ~ &. Perry, Dcrmatolosst, ~
Bond street, New York. Harrison \ Starks, r. =.
Raiiord and stevenson 4 Carnahar soil e octi3idm
MUJAN AFRO This is new perfume
yet it has already achieved a success which
has established lis reputation as the most
delightful delicate and durable. The lapse,
Of time but adds TO its essential sweetness.
For sale by all the principal Druggis.s.-
Phlaierph,o Ecening Telegraph
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-11-22

A WANT supplied, ladies can now have
their paper and envelopes stamped with
their initials.
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-25
ronnancor.

IL AEMoRnM.-The Rochester Democrat
proposes TO erect n monument In honor Of
the defnnct Democracy aud Offers the fol-
lowing aB an inscription:
bic Jncet
TuE DENocRArIc PARTY,
kind husband Of
SLAvEaY,
an indnlgent father of
Riors,
and firm friend
Of
REBELtIoS.
The tender plant that north winds chilled.
Has dropped and withered IN us prime
But what the snowy ballot killed
Nay flourish 10 EaTmsr cline.
pea-A A TORNADO passed 10 tho neigbbor-
hood of fCarrolton, Mississippi, last Sat-
urday. Itranged through The southern
part Of the country, was abOnt mile
in width, and left not trec in its track.
Large 'bickory and oak trees woro
blown up b. the roots or twisted of
near tho ground. Fortunately there
was but little property to oinjuTo In its'
track.
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-25
p @ e e & R x
Come Kiss Nc.

A Western papar publishes poem COM
mencing:
Dearest, come kiss mo my lips are yet warm,
And my bosom still pants from the clasp Of thy arm
Tho boodd ances widely through each throbblng vein
But droop oh droop for thy kisses again.
To which very 4" fresh young gentleman
promptly replied:
Jee.roo.sa-lcm dearest dart like n fish;
NY lips shall with kisses respond to thy wish;
I'll check not the blood thrilling wild in each vein,
But III stop thee from dropping for kisses again.
Then turn up thy bill, love, I'll pouncc like bird
And through vale and through forest the smack shall be
hpad
II you suffer for kisses, I'm thar you may bet"
And I'll kiss thee from morning I'll tho sun shall be
set.
Come kiss thee why, thunder I'm one Of that kind
I'm the chap Of all others your trying to find
you neendn't look farthcr-rm In for chance,
Though theblool should eayVort' and your pulse It
may dance.
So bring on your fruits, love-your kisses mean,
For dream now Of nothing but peaches and cream;
I'm waiting and painting, and prayin till them
SO come along, dearest, az quick You can.
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-25
Expulsion of Garrett.

A. Z. Garrett, one Ofthe boilers from Over.
ton county, and the willing tool of the rebels
afraid to risk an election in 0yerton, entered
n senatorial district in Middle Tennessee,
not embracing his county--and was elected
by the rebels. The Senate enabled him tc
kill himself by allowing him to defend him
self. He is no speaker at all, but is Il weak
and vain man. of no force and less judg'
ment.
The vote throwing him overheard was il
to G, and two of the six were from East Ten
nessee, msrepresenting the Union sentiments
of two distrcts-Senators voting as follows
Ayes-Aldridge, Bosom, Cate, Cypert
Frazier of Wilson, Hall, Keith, Mckinney
MOElwee, Powell Senter, Trimble, and Spea-
ker Fricr5On--l3.
Noes-Case Carrigan, Frazier Of Knor
johnson, Mcfarland and Nelson-6.-Knor
Wig.
What's the matter with our Senator2 Come
Lieutenant Nelson, explain yourself
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-25
An Editorial Brutus.

An editor INDUCES in the following
talk to his subscribers and patrons.
The famons speech eff Brutus on the
death ofC@sar, "a rendered by Shakes.
peare, is mado to do service in this
amusing travesty:
"Hear us for debts, and get ready
that you may pay; trust US, we have
need, as you have long been trusted;
acknowledge your indebtedness, and
dive into your pockets that you may
promptly fork over. If there be any
among you-one single patron-that
don't owe us someth ing, then to him
we say, step aside, consider yourself
gentleman. If the rest wish To
know why we due them, this is our
answer: not that we care about our.
selves, but our, creditors do. Would
you rather that We went to jail and
you go free, than you pay your debts
and keep us moving' AS we agreed
we have worked for youj as we con
tracled, we have furnished the paper
for you; but as you don't pay, we dur
you. Here are agreements for jot
work, contracts for subscriptions
promises for long credit, and duns fol
deferred payment. Who is there 81
green that he don't take tho paper
If any ho need not speak, for W,
don't mean him. Who is there 81
green that ho don't ADVERTISED If any
let him slide; he amt The chap eithe
Who il there 80 mean that be don
pay the printers? Ifany, let him speal
for hes the man we'rs after"