The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1866-02-07
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An Unlucl1y Dutchm an.


Those fond Of n little life history, are
tequested to read the following by Brick
Pomeroy. We rather imagine tha, Mr.
stipksnscker is no. ,hs only gentleman
"Lo might sing that song
Swho's pin here since lsh pin gone -
bilif1icker Suicksnacker, a Tsu,opic
$endsr Of sour krout, wooden combs,
crutge cabbage, s,ripeh mittous, cotton
tuspeulers, and such "li,tle 6ings," with
true patriotic zeal, lett his home in La
Grosse Al the commencement Of the war
aud enlisted rs slop gtocety keeper be.
hind suffers ten. on the Potomac.
When he went away Il ~a, with the in
tention Of making sott,e mohsh, il i, took
all summer, and nobly did he fight i. ou,
on his line How he done i, is bes, told
as he related il to us On bis return las,
week!
"You zee. Mr.. Bumroy, der trum peets.
una der call coomes to 60 to wars mi,
arms. lse be ba,roit 50 much a, Shene,.
Nj Washburn, or Sheneral Curtiss. or
Shenerai Butler, or Shea sssl Bangs, or
S'y OF dem Shen.r.ls vot lives to come
home great men. So puys some little
dings, and gets some b.ders from lie war
committee, and goes init ter poys ter De
bs'rot,, and ,ell my little dinps and
III kes me mpnsb. kiss my vrow FIVE,
h'neteen dime and goes NIT ds war. |
goes ter ShImhersburgh, uad makes
much mo"i.h. Tn day poke mi ne
window Out un mine head to heer der
nsrsrsde, and dink Of Something's, when !
see dat Sh,one~all Shacksou NIT bis
dtoops a"d dor pig prass psnd eoimup
down der stree, playing like der tyhl on
der prnss pand.
""whos pin here since Ish pi, gonei"
'DAt Shtonewsli Shackson is ter ty 81
rfit fghtins. und ! pu.s mine mouish in
ihins bocket und mine little bspers in
a,inspsy. IND goes .. quick as never
'sshto Gstyburg. Ual ders l open.
some more sLtors 'unJ sells some more
huis di'ga Aid yon day I hears men
ridin down ter sh,ree. like dunder, und
den pokss ter ~indsr under mine head
und looks myself up ter sh.reet. uud dere
goomss dat I'll. Shtop sr&ll Shackson
aging dat same oIder tune ~ heard
Lefore.
"who's pis here .incc Ish pin gsno ?"
Den l makes mine monish gamss inter
name booklets, u"d mskss mine psg gone
Inter mine aapers, und butts mine .ign on
ter pit sh,ors on der corner, so | lose.
inors good. as [ had not got, and diok. l
go TO Wisconsin to see mine vrow a I
hsint seen in desc two years, so long
lime as never yn.h.
Den l goornes home, und knox. uud
der door, und my vros she max. Ia *.
nnd tells me "Whoss dart"
Deu / say "Iiillh,ksr Snicksrscker," :"
md she knows dsi 10 mine name, und
shs makes herself goms cut OF ter ou.s,
aid 8 ives mo nine, seven times kiss on
inh's face 50 sood - never wash.
'Deu Mr.. Bumroy. I look. NIT mine
syeh und | sees soms ding.l And 10 ]
ask mine vrow il She. bin married since
l go Oft to be ba,rio,, und il she no es,
mSrr'ed. Why she makes SO much grow,
when be gone init ter ~asi und I
gets mad as de ,yfl. und den I links Q.
dat tsmn Shensrai Shackson, und his pig
brass Psud, and sings
"Who'spia here since Id pin gonsi"
Uad nov, Mr.. Bumroy, soompody
make ,rooblss NIT me, for Iss been gone
iro yesrs, und know some dings. und
I goes back NIT ter war. und | sings dat
tapn ShtonewslI Sbaekson song all ter
way La Crosse Democrat
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