The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1866-05-19
PACIFIC
NOmmerciaI Advertiser.
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This humorous correspondent Of the Sacramento
Uaioa whose first letters from Honolulu appear in
that paper Of April 2Ist, Is making 'our Of
tie Islands. His zeal name IL Samuel Clements, bat
he is better known under the de pivme given
above, as be hts been long correspondent Of vari
California and Nevada papers His letters abound
in genuine good humor and fun, though if he would
stick little closer facts, they would he more re-
liable In conversation he IS courteous and inqu=i-
tive, but peculiar manner that he possesses gives
the idea that he has just got up from the auzious
seat--an idea which j. very disspateI hear
ing Of his ''dry jokes" reading paragraph
in hi= letters. Our readers. who may meet him.
wl enj1y his acquaintance For those who 10 not
take the Union, viii quote a few paragraphs
from hin, the first referring his arrival
1t sunday morning, aud about church time, and
steamed through the channel to e music %! differ
Sls,@ras l.n only Gfty sests a.oy sS CEr..i
nuns Pagan temple vh-r.
huaD -tE-s were daily Cierei to heuus idol, ia the
last century! We ~r- within pistol shot o one Of Cf
ISLANDS bose fragius inhabitants closed In tir med
aad Hti Captain Cook and murdered him, eighty years
tie Nis-iuI.tr.-s have wrought!
Marks vivid description of the cats, varmints and
{" sau,ipedes.'' which he encountered, is rich. In
locating his - claim " his arrival here he must
have been attracted by cats eyes, the miners are
sometimes. We half suspect he brought the cats
with him-aS the steamer her first brought
Ut Of bears haven't heard /. for ia twelve
month But to the story, which l. well told:
NEW SCENES CoSTEAsTsThe further Travelled
eourastdcp=ei something
place of tue grand mueoore brown stone frots Of san Fran
cisco white with green
place yards like hiiarIus with
them, cottages by ample yards about
Portsmouth square Cas sJ thcsiy green
shaded taII trees, through who's dense foliage tile
sun eoui scarcely netrate ia place OF The customary nt-rai
gerIHuE iingu.shns in dust aud general debility tin
banks t!scsets n"~ers fresh
after Fain snd glowing h the richest dyes IA place 81 the
soa,l PlrS- saw hugs-boIied vile Spreading tree, with
strtu.s names and stranger appsr,nce tres tlat cast A
shatoF Hae thunder cloud, able
without bling tei 10 green poles in place Of those vie, tire
some stupid everlasting goldfish wissn@ around IN glass
through ie magnify ins al diminishing qu''s Of I-r tran
sen prison houses sl" ctsiouI cats Mary Ann cats
yrJiow c striped cats spotted cats cats wild
sE cats, individual cats groups oi CATS TatoOns Of cats
Pllies Of cats regiments % cats armies o. cats ngtude5
OF cats millions 0i cats ami all Of them siey At lazy hd
sound asleep ia place 81 Tuuss and r9"i-' staring Ha
SiIii"th l=tin" inaiIe'' 'I--'- OF -t sIJI- j.. -
hruses. sazc iaLout at Naeyr or whoever hat
walked firm foundation Il coral Du up from
That nam w = IIt ,yrr Of Iav md c.n,ers oyeryiug the
ueced uP % th'misss ePhs "as ago through tie
harmless youder .stead q crampei and
ears me; sSy native women sSs-pins y,
free as e "iu ON meet horses anu WIN -ny ~
ias s4shes streaming Ike banners behind them instead G Tue
nan ,ret Slaughter houses Irct.eI The uy fragrance
,Tlls aud the Pride ~ India ia place of
= - 80 ~ ~. ,Ti r'fsv ,-.s,tr d, S,a Frtn.-, moved
tl,e mss summer calm - Tranquil IS dawn ia the Gar
the placid bay SIDE frame work ci tall
ciTau= mountains haui, clad rr'rehI- gr- AMI
cleft by Deep COOL chisuAe valley sani ~ front The grand
sweep Of ths brilliant, Transparent green Near it
l-hnl against tho reef and further Je dead blue wt-r
deep fcked With wLte caps and i'll Tie far hor-
A. his moment this man Brown, better
than 10 read over ores SHOULDER, observes:
Yes aad I.-t. OL. recsou Conly 81 in the shadc
Go ami put il al dg" noE that you'e begun Just
say. Ard more snutirees and coekroach- and h-' anu
.ls an. rel ants. and scorpions I'd spiders aud m"-gl
nou,s. Iish-l ou]iuc> a 'luek and King Of
w Whoe and had EIr-m full o hyvuas INaine Unost
-yr can Ct III. r brown 10 understand tlat yeu5
roC the proper pronunciation IL " It amt odds; 1t
rr,,rEei Bat Mr. uosu tl.ss are raar
'Ths hebiow!! You ~ niPpei ty Que - them SCOT
sEat"s i- free viii sI'nsr' ,he L s-nfti'ns gran Der
cIeesi 81 rPPed tii sTpr and ont T'rIed -ITL.n an
60 W fI her from Il-s., o. I,oltfoail ~itl ts wind
SAL anal t sseel UP u ylr tSO fists And you want
~, , ..-. I.-tJlir. a.l. - .sluf--r with f.ry-two
legs and every f hu, enough TO burn 'ol. trou-h
hide Don; You know one oi item things IT'qo,d iiss
when she riding one d1y3 He wa id 10 the
strip ard just d,mf hus,li aTln -T - - am @ suns ~.
trs plum, ar'usn h-r shoe al" - Jst th9",d yf %"-
irWhoJp aud then tin-d And she didn't get
AMI h.. as ''i'ai- ''',.'4 .r ;r ~ - @ -5 -
b cuzs be always clrr'z,- h.-.' iL d" Sc. ana am ~
place chat d.vish misurc 'r tla dr'ak cut oi j..
,ar rral-c. which L1- I. o., have To- do when
h-- a'0a.: IL lli O. cut ont the bite with 7
u-f. ~, Si, artt. af- tt-u pro- ms mouth
oel 0o from getting tie ioeSJiw On
up about this lovely country You can 20 or writing
ts SDp and fragrant flower AMI ai nat
t.ck. Ju YOUR going g. Lave ont them st.l-s
ard things fr % being reminded gf IT, you know.
-liI. mildly. Uul. Flr. Brown. these she mere
'Nsr--your erise."er rhey afnt the mere am thin.
What's you telling tiy re the
call ts You look It them raw
eu.0-rfr- my flca-sil my argstli over
b.iv Mosquito bites Don't Tell about uere-ueTe
ffr- YnrI can't mesquite bites. Co. AMI
brushed cut ny bar night before last. and tucked s ad
around -t-Iay clISea up an how
hrd tl- before fastened her M right ami iu bed
lud odd pipe until got strluE.ed and
couldn't and the they svared iu there
Iife-pre>.rv-r h.f breath again And how dl
that d-aIftI work. days making IL. and sv-atrd
buckets brine. blame the mosquito ever went
~r-IaE uud sleep k-tci my i'ot IA
EHttelgd that 20 wouldn't 20 into green
turtI- inches " i1cr Jun Ayres grind
double % rtry about Na~h0of AMI
she bll~-. f- ttr two last verses
-lHJerrg here ab1u there yuu are Now-Ho5r-
You say That yellow SPIDER could srHdd.e over
w0uii between
ugia.tsi straight fr your tela- ai hs Eye
VG chat Web tIat - been sru-ir- after iiil
hlri 4H"S 10
aIl tL -g-t1lu Oh conf. uLl Naw-f9g'
L4s Disguised t- murdered srtier
AMI -Onr i= interrupt! when writing
esr-caIy who ~ those who always looks
the unpleasant side Cf eyerytli- AMI seldom do
MARX TWAIN