The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1866-11-30
NUMBER 40.
SPARE LINES,

is pardon alter execution.
Speculation Is word that sometimes be.
Eins with Its second letter.
Wha, should man do when bis boots
leak3 Take to his pumps, Of course.
Right about face Lavater on Physios-
nomy.
Tobacco should not chewed, but .
ehcwcd.
Drive your cattle upon the Ice, If you
want cowslips in the winter
Is Il underbrod to speak Of the aristocn-
ey as the upper crust Of socie,y3
The grea, secrets Of navigation arc con-
tained in q small compass.
Tho geological character Of tho rock on
which drunkards split Is said to bo quartz.
An exchange says lovers. like armies,
generally get along well enough until they
arc engaged.
ISLANDERS issuing from beautiful lips arc
like spiders crawling from tho blushiug
heart Of rose.
Aremus Ward says all should live within
their means, even if they have to borrow
money to do 50 with.
Congressman John Monissey Is said TO be
like Daniel Webster, because he 10 an Ex.
Founder.
Why Is Buckingham Palace the cheap.
est ever erectedi Because Il was built for
one sovereign and finished for another
The man 'tlown east" who hung him.
self with chord Of music has been cn,
down by sharp east wind.
An old maid, being at loss for pin.
cushion, made ise of nm onion. On tn
following morning she found oil the needle.
hal tears in their eyes.
This world and the next resemble the
east and the west; you cannot draw ncar
to one without turning your back on tIr'
other.
Quilp thinks It rather remarkable tl'n
while several thousand feet are required T.
make one rood, single foot. properly up
Piled, Is often sufficient to make one civil.
10 Kig says that you could tell all those
who sad up last digit to see the sda~
shoot badly frob their spheres, by the had
der they prodoui 'idauedzy.'
St. Peter was the recipient, on one occs.
sion, Of meaiy shower, as the Scriptures
inform US, but the celestial exhibition on
the night Of the 9Th inst, was meotir.
A Yankee farmer Is endeavorng to dis
cover plan 10 extinct heats from musical
compositions. lie states that they arc worth
trying for, as in some cases il only takes
two to fill a measure.
Mr.. James Hogg and Miss Ella Beans
were lately joined in wedlock, at Rush
vile, Indiana. According 70 the everlast.
ing fitness Of things this announcement
should appear in the agricultural depart.
ment
How often new affection makes q new
man. The sordid, covering soul turns he
roic. The frivolous girl becomes the
stcsdfast martyr Of patience and ministn.
ton, transfgured by deathless love. The
career Of bounding impulse turns into an
anthem Of sacred deeds.
A d;s,;ng,,i,bed Bo,,on Democr,ic
,ol;,,c;.n Wedp..d.y morning .ppro.ebed
. ,.r,l.u,n f,ou New York with an .,.
,.nd.d hand and mid.
VI co,vr,,,l,,, vou b..r,;lv on IN. nobl.
.,.nd vour c;,v has taken in the election of
v.s,erd.v. ,bs, YOUR r;ebest and mos, in.
iiuen,isl Ward has no, sent to its Leeisls.
tive halls a Niger"
"Well." repIied the New Yorker. elm
thinking ,ha, In our I.es;slativc hall . Nal
fac. !, much better than q NooHer. Good
morning.,
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The living may ehange TO US or we TO
them; SIN may d'v'de, 'tr'ie may come b"
tween ou' 'h'oush a'' tunes and fortunes
the dead remain the same tn Our memorias