The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1866-11-29

OH Vne 1OilOWinS o0iOou AoA sns
Transcript of that city, and as literary
'koorosity," it merits both . laugh
and rerusal:
Sum funny things hev been sed kon'
surnin the habits ov othOrs and theil
pecooliarities. Az for instance, thus:
Bulwer rit Night and Mornin.
What he did the rest ov the dav is moi
Stated.
Collins rit After Dark, Praps be
coodn't'rite SO we'll bi day. Likewize
he rit No Name Ispose he numbers
his karacters as tina du in the staff pris-
on. But i don't see how he got along
without names.
Mrs. Langton rit Every Day. She
coodn't hev let up on Sundays then,
nor 4th of Julys, nor niger elections
She inst tended tn biz, she did.
LIE Fanu, he rit 'Awl in the Dark
don't see how he did it without a lite
How Good he dot the is or kross the rs
1 dout the staitment, however, on a
peroosal ov his works.
Chas. Collins rit AT the Bar He
waz a spirited ritter.
Sum other rote Bound to the Wheel.
what an Uncomfortable posish to rite
in, bound to wheel! Thunder!
Florence MarrSat rit 'For Ever ant
Ever Idon't take stock in that yarn
She must hev bed sleep, tn say nuthil
NV the opera and shoppin.
Gilmore rote "Four Years in the Sad
de-" so tbs sed, He must hev he'd /,
quiet horse. But perhaps Saddle wa
the name of tavern. Horses do jOunc'
fellow so. kant go the horse part.
Mrs. Chetyynd rit "Three Hundred
Year." but Lever rit "One NV Them
300 is a good menny, but Warren eklips
her long ways He rit "Ten Thou
sand Year." Whew! And rote "Nov
and Then" at that. He must hev bel
powerful rapid ritter to wurk off Sc
menny. If sam orthors would only ritz
now and then it would be CRATE relee
and saving Nv paper, pervided tina
didn't get off more than ten Thousand
ov 'em.
Featherstonhaugh rit Late, but moi
Two Late" He new when tn let up
and its a CRATE pity some orthors are not
thuswize gifted.
Miss Muloch rote "Nothin New" This
can be sed ov menny others with CRATE
propriety.
Hall rote "More Secrets than One"
shoodn't want tn trust him with my at
fares.
Harrington rit "Inside." take it fol
granted that most people do. 1t wood
MT be kumfortable ritein on the side
walk in rainy weather.
Mrs. Smythies rote "Alone in the
World" She must have rit before AID
ANS time, as thar haz ben kwite an adj
dishun tn his family since.
Sum orthor, hoo didn't give us hi:
name, rote Altogether Wrong" A
good menny has copied from his stile
but hev had the effruntery to give III
their names, being lost to shame.
Hassall rote ''Pole to Pole" He wa'
awl over the lot.
West rit "Ten Years in Polynesia
He stuck it out amazin well. spOze il
waz quiet out there and he liked it.
A. g., he rit "Among the Mountins,'
and another chap "By the Sea-" Thell
tastes waz dissimilar. wunder how
the latter would hey liked it on Chelsea
Beach on the last blow.
Sum orther rote "Above and Below
Above what Below what ! I'd like
tn kno. Praps he rotc one day i'll the
attick and the next day in the kitchen
Orthers are so exsentrick.
Another rote "At Home" l always
sposed most orthers did, provided they
had one.
Elton rit "Below the Surface" ov the
earth. or sea, wunder' There is nc
akountin for tastes.
ANonymanus rote Hunted to Death.
A self possest cuss he waz. A nervy
lot. What karin, kOol brane was
hissen. 1t must hav been that he wal
in pursoot ov pleasure under diffikul
ties, or else his printer waz hard up fol
copy. That's so. Let us suppose q
kase, thus wise. Three detektives he2
run you to earth. That is tn say, you're
on Tense, with 2 big bull dogs on one
side & the detektive on the other
Think you could rite serenely in this
posish' l guess not. If you could
twood be a novel affare. kant imagine
ennything more sublime or pathetick
than chap riten in such posish.
kant.
Mrs. Riddell, tbs said, rote "Twt
Much Alone" 1hs may be SANDER OIL
the part of sum woman hoo wanted tt
gossip with her. Ez for me, 1 kant be
two much alone when l rite. Hoo IL
thunder wants krowd abouti 1t dis
tracks from the subjeck.
"Sum orther rote "Awl for the Best
That must hev ben Seward. That's hin
klean throo.
Florence Marryat rote 1.-TWO Good FOL
Him." Praps twas, for her husband
but not for NE, no, thank yer. Ez fol
me, give me the best, or give me nun
l say too orthor: do yer best, don't b'
afraid.
Mrs. Mackenzie Daniel rote "Aftel
Long Years." Sensible woman. If sun
ov the rest of EN- wood wait till tina 81
too the age of discretion, it wood b,
l.