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Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1866-09-14

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Mr.. SEWARD, by way ofsatire nthe
Presidents early occupation, quoted
from Mother Goose His quotation
was somewhat muddsed but the follow
ing is probably. what he meant to say |:
So . There Was p man in ourtownyg 3. 81
VIC ''.' And he Was wondrous wise,
ag .W0UI si hsgdfhat's the SOUTH ISL g
He lcaped into a bramble bush, !-,.. &
~ #tb and, scratched out both his eyes.
, uebelled and lost their place in the Union.
B ~ And when he saw his eyes were out,
With all his might ana mnin, $i'l
lie leaped into another bush e., .
3Di"-lAH That's the johnson policy
asfi TO scratch them back ngain.fWoa
ygOr, to make it still palmer, TaaiahG
uu# Eleven States, IN sixty-one. .Eh"@
Not being wondrous wise, p ,ii.ry .
tH They le,lped into secession
,ragr And scrotchedo out nll their ey es.aq
And when they find thet~ eyes are out,
It's Andy Johnson's plan Eib'"
Fr To plunge them in an,,,..SrewarS
"."t u 70 scratch them i'll again
1850 is.l u HbLrd ( '---Chtca9o Jo'1ndl.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1866-09-14
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Pine Lumber, =
HrrOf0e Laths, soc -
( 4 >-'' ~ Shingles,
- Pickets, &C.,

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They feel assured that u will prnye to the advantage
or all wishing purchase examine Their stock and pri
Our endeavors win be give all full satisfaction "
td1 a'i1A 4"f'' 2" '''s'9 NICHOLSON & MccREA
CEDAR FAILS, Sept. ~, 1865 2,s3mS
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1866.

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The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14

Tic Declaration Of Independence
and the Congressional Policy
toward the Southern States.
The following 10 from the Brooklyn
Eagle, and is well put. 1t says:
"We quote the following enumera'
ton Of grievances from the Declaration
Of Independence, and so far as the
South is concerned, they are rs true to-
day, as against Congress, as they were
ninety years ago as against GEORGE
the third: nj. agt,g.H
"He has refused to pass other laws
for the accommodation oflargc districts
Of people, unless those people would
relinquish the right of representation
in the Legislature q right incstimablt
to them, and formidable to tyrants only
See proposed amendment to the Con
stitution.)
"He has erected a multitude Of new
Offices, and sent hither swarms Of Off
GERS to harrass u people and eat their
substance. Congress attempts to do
so under the Frecdmen's Bureau Bill.
He has kept among US, in time OF
peace, standing armies, without the
consent Of the Legislature. (The Con
g%ressional policy
He has affected to render the mill
tary independent of and superior to
the civil power. Congress has done
so, under the Civil Rights and Freed
mems Bureau Bills.)
."For imposing taxes on us without
our consent. (The South has no voice
or vote in Congress.
"For taking away our charters,
abolishing our most valuable laws, and
altering, fundamentally, the powers of
our Governments. (The COMPRESSION
al policy.)
"For suspending II own Legisla-
lures, and declaring themselves invest
ed with power for us in all cases what
soever. Congress makes claim to
this mower. '1I .'
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14
O Wanted ~
r 900 BUSHELS OF GREEN
C,OOOPEACHES. Highest price
paid. W. Il. MlLLEN.
july7-3i "a.
ante

THE editor of q Cincinnati paper
recently had occasion to pay a visit to
Dayton, in the cars He says he no.
ticed a gentleman and lady seated in
close juxtaposition, and judging from
their conduct, one would well imagine
that they were exceedingly intimate.
In front of the comfortable pair sat two
gentle man, editors of two German pa.
pers of this city. When near Dayton
the train passed through a long, dark
bridge. Among the laundering and
rafting of the cars. a very suspicious
conclusion was heard by those nearest
the gentleman and lady alluded to. As
we emerged into the daylight, one Of
the German editors slowly drew his
spcctacies down over his nose, and ex-
claimed: ..yell, l tink dat ish a tam bddI
bridge. Iheard lin 5rack ons, fvo,
three, (oxv Gmes!' The lady drew
down hev veil, aud for the remainder
Of the trip the pair looked mute and
quiet.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14

Few people from abroad can form
the remotest idea of the vast herds OF
cattle owned in Texas. When we
state that it is not unusual for one in
divldual to be the possessor Of 10000
head Of horned cattle, the increase of
which will approximate yearly to 1000
calves, some idea may be formed as to
the great source of wealth we have in
Western Texas. The soil, climate.
and immense praries, alike adapted to
the rearing Of stock, will, at no future
day, cause such an immigration to our
dorisrs q will tendto develop the re-
sources OF orr State, ana materially i'm
prove the condition Of our people. In
stead Of the Western and Northern
States supplying the Old and New
World with PICKED beef, - u now the
case, Il win b doHs In Tsxas, whore Q
beef weighing $50 70 100 pounds. Ca
be purchased for o36, instead Of - 70
500 in the NORTH and wet-h1'aads
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14
TAE New York correspondent of the
Philadelphia Ledger writes: ID

TAE New York correspondent of the
Philadelphia Ledger writes: sd
1t is not generally known to thu
public that Preston King vas for 9
time an incumbus at the White House
and he was made the collector at New
York harbOr to get him out of the way
But few understand why he committed
suicide /; but there are those who have
an idea why he committed the act. 1t
was, no doubt, his Conscience. Il was
Preston King who kept Miss Surratt
from seeing the President on the morn.
ing of the execution of her mother.
The President knew nothing of her be-
ing at his dOor-steps, inagonizing tears,
to ask the stay of the law for one short
day. Old King keptthe Presided from.
knowing what was going on, and, after
the execution, it becoming so apparent
the cogdemned was innocent of
with the real murderers, that
i narrowed up his soul. In fact be had
no peace after her death, and, becom.
desperate under the lash Of con-
he committed suicide Have
lie otheri who bounded this poor wo.
man on TO the gallows got consciences.
We believe they have, and know they
must suffer bitter stings." a7J
Il
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14
itor ofthis paper:

OCR Southern journals appear to be
delighted with the clause in the new
Army Bill prohibiting any person who
served the late Confederate States,
either in q civil or military capacity,
frcm entering the army Of the United
States. The Yorkville Enquirer says :
"Wecan now listen to wal rumors, and
hostile Congressional debates against
Great Britain, Mexico, and other often
dcrs, without any fears Of ever being
dragged out again to dig trenches, or
become targets for rifle practice. We
shall now advocate war ficrcely and
persistingly, whenever the slightest
provocation for it arises. We think
the United States ought to lick Great
Britain at once for her past offences.
Cuba might, at the same time, be wrcst-
ed from that crazy old power, Spain,
and Macmillan unscatcd in Mexico.
Our voice is for war decidedly and en-
phatically"
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14
An Important Order.
From the Charleston. Courier,)

From the Charleston. C0urier.]
If we are permitted to hope for the
right enforcement Of the following or
der, rendered absolutely requisite, as
our citizens will concur with the "pow.
crs that be- in opinion, by the dis
graceful scenes that have recently oc.
Cured, and the general apprehension
occasioned by the indisposition of the
freedmen in this vicinity to work, il
will be read with unfeigned pleasure:
Headquarters State South Carolina,l
Charleston, June 20, 1866.
General Orders, No. o.
l. The Brevet Major General COM
handing has noticed, with deep regret,
the disposition on the part Of freedmen
in the vicinity Of Charleston and along
the coast to disregard their agreements
on plantations to the neglect Of the
crops, and to either lay idling about
their homes, roam Mt large over the
country, or congregate in Charleston
or other towns. This total disregard
of all obligations to keep their con
tracts in good faith will an en-
tire failure of crops in the State, and
the result must be restitution and star
walton. The increasing amount of
theft, drunkenness and vagrancy de-
mand that the most prompt and severe
measures be taken by all officers to
check the evil. .,l a
II. tits ordered that all the men or
women who leave the plantation on
which they are employed to labor, Ell
ther by the month, for share of the
crops or or as renters of land and
thereby neglect their growing crops,
be at once arrested as Migrants and put
to work on the public roads, as provi-
ded by Paragraph XII, General Order
No. l, Headquarters Department of
South Carolina. ...rg .a... r.s..
All planters who have freedmen en-
ployed on their plantations who do not
at this important season of the year,
give their entire time to the growing
crops, are authorized, if after reading
this order to them and they neglect or
refuse to obey it, to report them at
once to the officer in command of the
district, who will cause them to be ia
ken from the plantations as Migrants,
and put to work on the public roads.
Their children, if any, will be bound to
such persons as will take care of them
and learn them habits of industry.
III. A prison will be established for
all persons of color convicted Of such
crimes as are not punishable by death
on one Of the islands, where employ
ment can be furnished, and all convicts
will be compelled to labor from sun
rise until sunset, under the control OF
such guards as will ensure their safety.
Any person convicted of spirituous H.
quors to q freedman without q permit
from some officer having control, will
be fined in any sum not less than TWEEN
ty-live dollars more than one hun
drcd dollars for every oftense of which
he may be convicted.
Nv. Commanding officers will have
this order read in the several colored
churches in their vicinity, in order that
it may become generally understood.
BY command of Brevet Major Gene
raj R. X. ScoTr. H. W. SMITH,
Brevet 1t. Col. and A. A. Gen.
Official II. w. SMITH,
Assistant Adjutant General.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14
Cuba.

There is a probability of a revolu
ton in Cuba. The people of the Islant
are very much dissatisfied with tn,
mother country, and think if they can
command the sympathies of the Soutl
American Republics there would be nc
difficulty in securing their indepen'
dence. +.
The policy adopted by the Captain
General of Cuba, under instructions
from the home Government, and the
new and severe laws and DEGREES pro.
mulgatcd for the suppression of rebel.
lion, gives additional color to this ru-
nor. There is a little doubt, with re.
ference to the intelligence previously
communicated, that the allied Govern.
ments Of the pacific have u we'll digest
ed plan, if they a get Atlantic ports
from which to fit out their expedition,
to wrest the Island of Cuba from
Spain. ..sI.
Venezuela having joined the allies,
her ports are now open and expeditions
such as those contemplated can be
arranged und put in motion from that
quarter, which is admirably adapted
for the descent Of amaritime force
upon the island in question. Well in
formed military leaders in both Colon
bia and Venezuela believe that q sufl.
cient number of men from the ports
of South America can he thrown upon
exposed points of the Island of Cuba,
to form a safe nucleus around which
to collect thousands of revolutionists
known to be ready and anxious to free
themselves from their Castilian tyrants.
The a~llience Of Colombia will also cut
off Spain from all intercourse with her
Pacific fleet across the Isthmus, and
prevent supplies from being forwarded
from the Atlanti, coast, if it should
return TO attack the cities on that
side of the continent.-Jackson Clarion.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1866-07-14
The UncOnstitutiOnality of the In
.1.N "l. come Tax.

Inc OncOllStltutlOIldllUy VI VIC HI
'' "f. come Tax.
A case is being prepared by a either
Of Springfield, Illinois. to test before
the United States Supreme Court the
constitutionality Of the income tax
This person reports an income ofS52,
600, but, protesting againstth legality
of the tax, declines to pay it, and will,
when the usual compulsory action is
brought, ask an Injunction from Judge
Davis, of the United States Court, re
straining the revenue collectors from
acting. BY this means the question
will ultimately be brought before the
highest judicial tribunal for adjudica-
ton.
The counsel who is engaged in pre-
pairing the movement against the in
come tax law, makes the following
points:
l. The Federal Constitution pro
vides (%article one, section two, para
graph three) hat Representatives and
direct taxes shall be apportioned among
the several States according to their
respective numbers.
2. An income tax is a direct tax.
3. 1t must therefore be apportioned
among the several States according to
their numbers.
A. The income tax as now imposed
by acts of Congress, is not apportion-
ed among the States according to their
numbers, but inlaid by the rule Of
uniformity.
g.. The acts Of Congress imposing
such income tax are, therefore, uncon
stitutional and void. The tax n not
be collected.