The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1866-03-08

I Why arc country girls cheeks Ike
q good print drsss2 Because they are
warranted 70 waeh and retain their
color. f.ss.---
Why are books the best ftisnds!--
Because when they, bore you, you can
always shut them up yilhOrt oiiense.
Who was the fastest woman men
toned in tho Bible? Herodias when
she got head Of John the Baptist on
q charger. 94.s 4'st
Jefferson Davis is now afflicted
with sore throat.--Albdny Argus. Y
Hc ought to have II tied up.-Nesc
HarsR Palladium. wfq
An exchange says when that load Of
Massachusetts women reaches Oregon
1t is proposed 10 found city and call
il She cargo. I'd. "a rl No
You can't be sure that n dog isn't
cross till you soc him wag his tail. SO
before you undertake to pat him, "vait
for the waggil.'
1T is never too late to memo, 81 the
old lady said when abe sat up till II
p. IN. to darn her husbands stock
ings. as, 81 GA dsrs
A marriage is thus noticed by ono
OF our cotemporaries: "Marfied, last
week, John Cobbto Miss Kate Webb.
Look out for little spidcrs." rss,
The Grand Jury of Richmond has
found a true bill against r. II. Pollard,
for assaulting and beating Z. P. Brooks,
correspondent Of the New York Times.
Between sixteen and seventeen
thousand Mexicans, It'll stated, had
been executed in accordance with the
findings Of Imperial courts martial up
TO the snd Of December last. n t.5
Notwo human beings wefo ever
alike either in body or mind. In 9TH
er words, Nature has been engaged in
making men and women six thousand
years without ever making one she
thought it worth while to repeat. ~
. AT wedding in New York, recently,
one of the guests, a woman of high 10.
eial position. stole an elegant set of
diamond earrings, intended as a pres
cnt for the bride.
Come I'LL America, Pat" writes q
son Of the Emerald Isle, to his friend
in ireland 'tis a fine country to get
4 iivin in All ye have to do, is 70 get
a hree.corhercd box. and fill 1t Wid
bricks and carry it till the top ofa
four story building, and the man at
the top does all the work
Dispatches 70 the State Department
indicate that immigration from Europe
to the United States will this year ex.
eeed that OF any previous year. All
the German ports especially are filing
up with persons desirous ofsecuring o
passage to this country.
A dog fight at Chicago, on Wednes-
day, attracted very large crowd Of
persons, and several thousand dollars
changed hands on the occasion. Both
dogs died after the encounter, which
is reported TO have continued during
two hours and forty minutes. Devil
lish.
A correspondent of the Louisville
journal states that an old couple of his
acquaintance, named Davis, have had
twenty-nine children, shat twenty
eight of them are still alive, and fur
nished twenty-five recruits for the Un-
ion army. 1r,
THE Mosr DIFFICULT AscENT.-Gct-
ling up a subscription.
HONEST CoSFEssIoN.-The Legisla-
ture of New York is trying to mature
a bill for cleansing the great city, pre-
paratOry to the cholera season. The
n. Y. World, is abusing the Union
in that body, says they do
hot desire the city to escape this plague,
because it would greatly thin out the
Democrats! That is funny confession
for Democratic paper to makel Its
rs much as to say that the Democrats
chiefly reside in such localities as Five
Points, where the cholera would be
likely to commit the greatest ravages!
Gin. Times
In May last the corner stone Of q
new Roman Catholic cathedral was
laid in Pekin. 1t is to be of magnif.
cent dimensions-three hundred feet
long, and one hundred and fifty feet in
breadth, to theextreme ofthe transept.
Its spire will oyertop the lofticst Of the
imperial city.
The Meriden, Connecticut, Recorder
states that Elliott Savage, of Meriden,
ately received a patent for new pro-
,ess of hardening iron, which he sold
o Jedediah Wilcox for S5O0,000, and
hat Mr.. Wilcox has sold it for $4,000
100.
THE RICHMOND EXAMINER.