The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1866-05-24
IURSDAY. MAY Cd, 1860.


disturbed my show in n Certain
town, two years ago, by maxim rc,
marks dlsrespcctiul of my animals,
accompanied by an allooshan tn my
hod, which, as y,,u see, il is bald
sayin', says this young man, "Iou
sand paper it ton much, hut you've
got bvaulilal bed OF hair in the
back oi your neck, old man -
This made n few ignent aud low.
minded persons hrf; but wha,
was the fate OF that young man 7
IN less than n month his aunt died
and loft h IN u farm in Oxfnl d
Coun'y, Maircl The human mind
can pictur no CRATER misiortin than
this.
(" No, my Irish frcn', | am here
rs your neighbor and iryn. | knew
ym pre brave an warm hearted
| know GU arc homes in thi Fen.
ian matter.
Bat lot us look ut them Head
Centers. Let us Look at the
r;proalin' orators in New York,
who'e bin tearing round fr mor'u
u year, swearin' that lrclond shall
DO free
There's two PARTIES q sic.
Mahonys aud McORob, rts. One
thinks the best way 10 to 20 over
to Canady and establish an Irish
Republic there, kind Y peruittin'
the Canadians to pay the exrens 3
uf that sweet Boon, and the other
wants t. sail direck to Dublin Bay.
where young Mcltoy and his fair
t' ung bride weut aud was drown.
~ accur,lin' 10 ballad | onst
card. But there's one pint on
which both sidcs agiee-t that's the
iuns. They're willin, them chaps
u New York, to receive all the
lnns you'll send 'em. lcu send u
puss Tonight to Mnhony. and an.
other pu to Roberts. Both will
receive th,m, You bet. And with
other pu-scs il will be sim lar.
81 was into Mr.. Uelmunico's
eatin' house the other hinlt, AMI I
saw my tren, Mr.. Terrence Nc
Fadd,n, who is AZ el0kant and en-
tcrprisin' deputy C'ntre lie was
Sttln' at a table eatin' a canvass.
back duck. Pou try Of that kind
rs you know, is rather high just
how. thing about S5 per Poult
Aud q bottle OF green seal stood be-
fore him.
al W are you, Mr.. McFad.
,lenlp ] said. ~
"Oh, Mr.. Ward ! am n,iscra.
hlc--m s,rahle ! The wronss We
Iri-hmcn suffer! Oh, lr, land =
VIII IA troD history Of yonr sntltr
MS ever be written ? Must we be-
Tor vcr ground under ly the iron
Ie,l of despotic Briton l--but. MIR.
Ward, won't you eat suthin ~
Wel," J raid, If there's AN
other canvasc-back and a srae hot
tie of that green seal in The house
| wouldn' mind jinin' you il
bein' ground under by Britont
iron heell."
"Gr,en turtle.soup, flrsti" h
said.
e" Well, yes. film to share tn
wrongs o: Ireland, don't care if
lo hav' IL bowl OF soup. Pnt
bean in it, said to the waiter
1T will remind me of my cbil,
hood hays, when we had ',m bakef
in conjunction with pork every
Sunday mornin, and then all wen,
up to the village church. and had
II very reireshin' nap in the iam'l,
pew "
Mr.. McFaddcn. who was suffer
in 80 tliurly for Ireland, WAS of th,
Mahony wing. I've no doubt tla
somo ekall patriotic member OF thu
Roberts wirg was snii' lin in tn,
same way, over to tho Mason Do
ry eatin' house.
They say, feller citizens, soor
you will see blow struck for Irish
liberty We hain't seen noihiu
but 70 blow. so iar-.-it's bin all
blow, and the blowers OF New York
, won't lit mt Of belIusses as long
10 our Ir sh lrrns in the rooral dis,
ricks give 'em money.
Let the green float among thu
red. il ,hat'll make it feel any bet
ter, hut don't you be the green -
Don't never go into anything iii
on know Whereabouts you're 20
to
Tlis IS a very good country here
where You are You Irish have
enjoyed our boons, held your share
., our Offices. and you certainly
hay done your share of our vut a
then why this hallahaloo about
freeih' Ireland Z You do your frens
in Ireland CRATE injoory. to-
because they belieto you're comm
sure nuf, and they fy OF the han
llc and git into jail. My lrisl
n ms, ponder these things a little
Famine 'em closely, and above al
tiud out where the pusses go to.
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