Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1866-02-03
THE.<sFfFRA6E QUESTION:
A DrALoGUE BETWEEN YARIous CoLoRs.
Negro. :. Chiaoaan. Indian.
PERsoSAcEs.

Fegro.-Go way dar; you Ipiun and
Chnaman ne account-no account a
tall.
Indton-Ugh
Chinese. chiuaman have big country
do much business. American come
Tong way 10 get tea, silk, an many tngs.
Aegro. - Go way, ] say /; yea got no
sigl.t q aalrage, you aia't = man and d
brndder.
Ltdioa.-- Ne right Of suiffage from Tie
Great Spirit. This country my hanting
ground pale FACE bring thunder and
lightning and tire wates, and drive poor
inaian away, but the Great Spirit looks
on. Ughl
AegTo.-Pa]e face no account ;de chief
Judge say dat nigger superior race down
Souf, and gness he know.
Chf"ese-How much nonish you got?
You work now { #
Aeg,o.-Catch diS n;gger working now.
YAK, yah no sar, Dis chile under DE- pro-
section Of the government Yah, yah
work yah, yah Look yeah, you Chi
namap, and you -lniuns belong to ahe
'ferior race, and desc While men no count
tall. You jast waft till Fred. Douglas is
de President, den you see who is lie e'ferior
race. .
La3ioa,-My tribe fight for the pale
face in the army Of the great chief Pope
we have much farm little Iniun go to
schooi ; ne 90 to see The great father
Lincoln me no vote. Ugh
C6faess.-Me see great Mandarin.
American man in the great empire of re
sun he say much fine thing me come to
American land me like America land;
Chinaman 10 vote me see African mau
vote be no Mandarin American man
come to this country lnj1u mau fghtfor
America land ;he no vote.
Neqra.- YAH yah you don't know
polin tall, don't you see de Declaration
OF Independence don't mean YOU folks,
it means consent of ;he governed, don't
YOU see and we niggers don't give our
sent, dat's the ing lnassa Sumner told
me dat hisself.
Lsd,au,-Ugh me fight pale face
Ugh ugh ugh with a war-hoop.
CAjaese.-Me no consent me steal
much,
A'eyo.--Yah yah yah I you go long,
you no Count tall. 6'1emat Olnnes
A SARolNE-A certain official, in New
England city, recently determined to give
llie party. lie was discussing with
his wife the details Of the supper
II 'hink we must have sone Bardines,"
said he.
'tsardines,f said his faithful and excel
lent spouse; "yes; but I never quite I'M
derstood what sardineS were
"Why, you know" replied The husband,
'youve seen 'em. A sardine is a slice Of
bee., with piece Of bread on each side of
it,
4 HsAvy Hr-While Father Taylor
was giving one OF his temperance lectures,
a well known drunk4rd, feeling touched,
commenced kissing. Instantly Father
Taylor turned the attention Of The large
audience to the insolent rowdy, and then
forcibly said, as he pointed 10 bis victim;
. There's a red nose got into cold wat.
er don't you hear It hiss p m
+ 0NE eF THE OLD LADIEs.--An cid lady,
not remarkable for the clearness Of her
ideas, describing a fine summer evening,
said s4sE
Il was a beautiful, bright night tie
moon made everything as light as featb
CT p
A Coon NorE.-" Is your note good 2''
asked Il merchant the other day, Of q
person who offered neae for a lot Of
goods. s, 1g4 sa2 s9a n zaz
:. Well replied the purchaser. 4 should
think it ought to be eyerybody's got
onew
The most attentive man TO business we
ever knew, was be who wrote OH his shop
door "Gone to bury my wife j; return in
half an hour sss aa . f5
Tow, ypa seem 10 gain flesh every
day, the grocery business mus. agree
with you. What did you weigh last p
We'll, dim, really forgot now, but it
strikes me it was a pound Of butter"
To men Of q poetical uature life is apt
| TO beeome adesert, in whose undulating
air, as IN That other desert, objects ap-
pear both wayering and gigantic.
| En- the midst Of j stormy discussion q
gentleman rose 10 settle the matter in
dispute. Waving his hands 1najesticaliy