The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1866-06-23
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an GlOQuCub speaker Is ike u ElspE--ss 5k6ttk-
est at the mouth.
That virtue which requires to be ever
guarded, is scarcely worth the sentinel
Lost, a new silk umbrella, belonging to
gentleman loith a c1lrtOtlsly caTUed rory head
Mexican advices say that the American
colonists advise their friends to stay at
home.
with him, are circumstances over which he
has no control
A dentist of our acquaintance says 1t is
woman's teeth than off her tongue.
Il Toast.-The Press: It expresses truth,
re-presses error, im-presses knowledge, de-
presses tyranny, and Expresses none.
In marriage the heart of a widow is ike
furnished apartment where one Is apt to find
something left there by a former lodger.
The British authorities in Calcutta have
just completed a census Of the city. The
whole population, including the suburbs is
stated to be 100000.
Your character cannot be essentially in
jured except by your own acts. If one
speaks evil of you, let your life BIO so that
no one will believe him.
4 young man without money is like a
steamboat without fuel He can't 60 ahead.
Among the ladies he is like the moon of
cloudy night-he don't shine.
A widow out West married man to whom
she refused her daughter, because, she said,
her first husband was an ugly critter, and
she had learned how to manage such cattle.
Excuse me, madam, but would like to
know why you look at me so savagelyT' said
gentleman to lady stranger.
"Oh beg pardon, sir. / took you for my
husband ]" was the reply.
A late New York telegram says fears are
entertained in that city for the safety of the
clipper ship Monarch of the Seas, now forty
days overdue from Liverpool She sailed
from that port March %, with 700 passen-
gers.
~ expect" said a young physician just
entering on the practice of medicine, to see
good many death beds"
7'No doubt" said his friend, off you have
much practice.
Paddy, me jewel, why don't you have
your ears cropped2 they are entirely too
large for man."
@And yours, replied Pat, are too short
for an ass T.
The wealthiest congregation in New York
city, perhaps in the whole country is that
of Ascension (EpiscOPaD in Fifth Avenue
The aggregate incomes last year are shown
by the official returns to have been nearly
$l8,O0O,000
Among the recent inventions well spoke n
of Is TOpliff perpetual lamp-wick, for coal
oil lamps, which requires no trimming, and
gives pure light. Murphy q Cole, of Jersey
City, are the manufacturers. It is said to
supply great desideratum.
Foote, praising the hospitality of the Irish
after one of his trips to the " Emerald Is lie, -
a gentleman asked him whether he had ever
| been at Cork.
mo, sir" replied Foote; " but have seen
many dra'oings of it
The following stanza on the marriage of
| Reuben Wise with Martha Cheevis, is ex-
! ceedingly well told and witty:
| AT length she seized the prOEersd prize
! A happy one believe US,
| For matrimony made her Wise
Before she Miss Cheevis."
"Oh, Mr. Grubbles shouldn't you like to
have a family of rosy children about your
knee?'
"No, ma'am, I'd rather have lot Of yell
low boys in my pocket said the old bache-
lor.
! The Last Resort-Yo Dung wife" You
say, Mr.. Brownless, you haven't any money
neither have l. What, in heavens name
will we do for dinner p
Husband, wildly" What shall we do foI
dinner? Ha, ha know Go fry the gold
FISH, and roast the canaryr'
George Peabodys property, notwithstand
ing his large gift of ST 100000 for the benefit
Of the London poor, Is now estimated al
about $50 100000 The Massachusetts, CO.
s. Assessors require him to make return
of his income since 1862, on the ground that
he has always claimed to be an American
citizen.
" Madam, your boy cannot pass at hall
fare; he is too large, said the conductor o.
a railway train, which had long been detained
on the road by the snow
" He may be too large now" said the
matron, but he was small enough when we
started"
The conductor gave in, and the boy
passed for half fare.
The steamer Oak, on the Savannah River
was totally destroyed by fire on Monday
night last, opposite to Wilmington Island
The Oak had a cargo consisting of SOB bales
upland cotton. The fire was first discovered
In a pile of cotton amidship, and ia about
two minutes from its discovery the whole
boat was enveloped in one sheet of flame
There were twenty-five persons on board
including the officers and crew and a few
passengers, nine of whom were either
drowned or persisted by the flames.
A telegram dated Nashville juno Is says
The noted guerrilla, Harper, whose opera
tons have created considerable excitement
at different periods during the past year
has again produced a sensation. Sometime
since several Of his gang were arrested and
confined in jail at Bowling Green, KY
Last night, with about forty of his band
he dashed into that place, went to the iai
and rescued a number of them. Among
them was man named Meyer, who was
being tried for murder
Troops have been sent from this peint
, with the view Of efecting the capture Of til,
party
The Nan tcko Won't Pay the Printer
May he be shOd with lightning, and be com
PEELED to wander over gun-powder.