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, 1866-11-13

pEEscsAL-The Steri'nG Gd1efte su1ouuces
that Ns. Fsa June, for several years the agent OF
tic Chicago & Northwestern Hall1osd At that
place has resigned bis position. to accept the po
fi.:on Of sud,or Of the Chicago s ST. Louis Rail.
fuad. ncd has removed 10 this clty. The Gdzttte
crrart7tr- Mr. 5. b. GauIt succeeds him In charge
5,f ttc L, mol At EtetIEnr.
, 1866-11-13

Axo1uEn NAN ron TIE EAsT.-Potmaster
Samuel Hoard, EsQ., annouccea that hereafter \
third mail will he despstchcd from thta city for
New York and Doeton, closing At Sis p. m, Sat-
L1dsys and Sundays excepted.
, 1866-11-13

The LAKK TrssIl WAS within 1as feet OF being
finished .e.l.rd2y morning. The work Is pro-
ereaipr ,p,he. morc slowly thsn utnal on Account
Of the nsteencc of nrmrrpu. Esni pockets. IN the
way cfeomple1ion. twill probably be about two
weeks yet ere Ills great bore VII be perfect
, 1866-11-13

Orn Pcp1so scuocLs.-Jac,cs Parton, Esq.
COW in this ciis, ,isited the High School aul na-
ven School yesterday, in company Of superintcnd-
ent Ficlard aud icFpee!orr Clarke and DFctano.
Nj. Parton expressed himself highly crntideI
tome t,.ac In examining The wcfklnss Of th. New
York schools. and tad not ecen anyrhin9 supe-
1ior, II equal. to the Fchools Of Chicago.
, 1866-11-13

S7EAIISn 4 HolsE AND BCnor.-Mr. Joseph
Sull left horse and carriage hitehed for few
minutes in front Of No. tut Madison shcss, yes
,esdAy morning, while he went up stxirs to A.
icrd 10 fone businees engagement, and uhca hn
trturnft the holse and buECy were gone, and
fhef Eincc hSYk unt been hrhtfl from.
, 1866-11-13

AcAprxr or Scu1cIs.-Thc regular monthly
meeting Of the Chicago Academy Of Sciences will
be held at ii o'clock This evening. In the Kooms
Of lhe Society, in Metropolitan Blc.k. The rooms
have been reatted einee they 'strc burned out,
ac.in In their cases. Matters Of especial inteTe It
Will Be brought before The Academy At this meet
Ing, and all the members are earnestly desired to
be nYe4snt
, 1866-11-13

Ix1KnEsI1Eo TO 1uE lAp1Es.-Tho not fncon-
siderable number Of the fair sex who desire TO
eruply defeleue. in the natural adosument OF
thei, heads, vill be Interested TO know that two
thoutaEd hair switches arc Row offered for q eh0rt
time, nj greatly reduced prices, 1t the sture Of n.
Campbell, No. 81 Clark street, Mr. Campbell Is
said TO have the largest assortment Of these goods
crmeetitiuu,
, 1866-11-13
THE CITY.

D1n1Aa Assoc1A11oN.-1he ten!-annual n,ce'.
Ing Of the ILLINOIS State Dental Society will be
held n 10 O'Clock thl. morning. in tho Mctat det
Chr1rh Block.
, 1866-11-13

yorxa MES'e LITERARY Soc1EIr.-At the
meeting Of this Society. at the Circuit Court room,
th. cseuic., the following resolution Will be dis
cursed:
.tR.tolr,d, Ttst the Constitutional Amendment
khonld TO, be ratified hy the Stale Le9fslatur g."
affirmative, Merkrs. Tou.1ce and L. a. Camp
b. Negative, MessTs. Hetbst aud Phelps.
, 1866-11-13

Ivsrrrn-we arc requested BY Metsrs. Ii Bar
Bo.ttce. whose place on the corner Of Canal and
Washington streets was injured by fire on Sat11-
dsy last, 10 say that thev were insured for $s90,
Il vas stated in The report naat they wesc without
Insurance.
II the parties concerned would be lislle more
wIIEc 10 give the reporters the facts in relation
10 Losses md insurance. there would be no error
In the reports.
, 1866-11-13
Tu..,Rrpt--Eon111s.

ITO RENT-Furnishcd room to rent
i Apply to y. STONE, No. 8S Randolph.ss.
ITO RENT-Three furnished lodging
doph ard Vast lnEton.
ITO ORENT-turuished rcoms, " o blocks
i from the I'ost omen. References required Apply
At 81 AGAm4tt -"
, 1866-11-13

ITO RENT-Whh board, large, pleas
j. ant frort With coset. handsomely fuzuI she'd
and suitable t 1hrse Eenemtn. Also. hafu to rtat.
References required, AT 30 tonth repr14-st.
, 1866-11-13

R1AAH1s At IAuc11oa.-Bntters 4 Co. Will sell
fifteen hundred white snd gay blankets At auction
Tomorrow {Wednesday) At twelve o'clock, aithcIs
saleesoous Oh Randolph strret.
, 1866-11-13

At441 Wont raa buren<t., WEDNESDAY. NV. II,
as!o oelocf The ecufe t1Eultnte oi nr1tctss family
re3nautahtnK housekeeping. eoa1I1unx ID part ot
me restaso snund- d-co.ne1ed Koeevool ptana Velvet
E:nHsM md lakzAin CarpetA. Mattresses, neds, Bed
Shaahe: Sets c!esx9y. Cutlery, Stores. Lonuxns
scAa. h1tcheu Fufnitut 4r H0ust rat t3Sx
fixtures tor tale. J. u. CUAMRERS Auctsr.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

by thunder believe / shall be, if |
remain here long, exclaimed tho halter,
considerably excited. i wonder If folks
never do business n these parts, that you
think q man is crazy if he attempts such a
thing 2
Business, poor man = said Mary sooth.
ingly, approaching the door.
u am not poor man, madam replied
the halter. 'My name is Walter. .Dibble.
[ carry on hating extensively in Danbury.
| came to Grassy Plains to buy fur, and
have purchased some beaver and 'concy,
and now it seems am to be called toracy'
and poor man. because / want to buy
a little "Ru'sia to make up an assortment
The ladies began to open their oyce a
little. They saw that M. Dbble was quito
in earnest, and his explanation threw con.
siderable light on the subject.
Who sent you here ? aeked sister Ma.
ry.
'Tho clerk at the store opposite
'lle i'a wicked young fellow for max
ing this trouble said the old lady. lie,
has been doing this for a joke she con-
tinued
a joke ! exclaimed Dibblo ia surprise.
Have you got any Russia, then .
My name is Jerusha, and so is MP
daughter's,' said Mrs. Wheeler, and that,
| suppose, is what he meapt by telling
you about old and young Rushia,'
Mr.. DibbIe bolted through the door
without word of explanation, aud made
directly for our store.
You young scamp : eaid he, IS he on.
tered what do you mean by sending ne
over there to buy Russia p
i did not send you over itherc to buy
Russia. | supposed you were either
bachelor or widowcr, and wanted 10
marry Raahia,' repeated with serious
colutenauce
You lie, you dog, and you know it,
replied no. But never mind, I'll pay you
of for this, some day
And taking bis furs he departed.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10
a Fancy Sketch,


As there is chance Of the District of
Columbia being turned into Dahomcy and
Of the Ebony class being mctamorphoecd
into voters, it will do 20 harm to draw .
fancy sketch Of scone at the polls.
We will therefore suppose the polls open
and voter presents himself npd hands in
hs ticket.
O1licer-What's your name
Voter--Cuffee.
Oficer-But yoar sur name
Voter Mas.a neber called nc :ty.
OlIicer-Well, your buptismal name.
VOter-Oh, gorry, neber was baptized
in dis lifetime.
Oficer-Well, your Christian name
NoIer-No, Girls was Dc ole Masses
name
olIicor-WelI, are there any others
named Cufey 10 your Ward
Voter--Oh, G5r-a-mighty yes, yqh, yah,
derc am six Cufcys in ooo house.
Oficcr-Well, which Cnfsy are you :
Vo,er-Why. am dis identical CdiTey
what an standin' here
Ofiocr--Dut how do you know yourself
from the other Cudeys
Votcr-Why, dis Coffsy nm a gommau,
de odder Cutfeys are all common folks.
Olicer--But which Of the CufTe7 are
you on this list Of voter
VOter-Cant read 'cn 'glyphics.
Oficer-Well, where do you live1
Eoter-Dowu at The hotel.
Oficor-Well, does any other Guilty.
live there !
Noter--Gorry yes, dere am four OF
sx--can't count which.
Oficer-Wcll, what's your wifc's
uane 7
Votor-Lor-o-NIassoy, hain't got no
wife.
Oicer-Well. arc the other CaEoys
married
Noter--Neber seed em married. Doy
hab one woman betwixt en- all.
Oficer-Well, what age are you
Noter--Dat question is too misticatcd
for dis child.
Offioer-Well, are lou twenty.ouel
Eoter-Neber counted more dau two
and had two couut 'em ono at at time.
Oficer---Did you ever pay a tazl
Eoter-Ies, Massa he sent nue. for tacks
once but he paid for dat paper heseli.
Oflcer--What claim have you for ask
ing vote here?
Foter--ls loyal contraban American
citizen OF African descent,-Er.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10
Loyal Definitions.

The publishers of Webstor's Dictionary
has been adding new words to the Webster
text, and gives in its new one Che follow
ing:
'Copperhead--a northern sympathiser
with southern rebellion
Presuming that DO one will question our
right to be called copperbead, inaumpch
| as ihere is not a loyal paper in the country
but has SO termed us, albeit no synpa.
thiser with southern rebellion, we &C.
! cept The definition of the New EpelapJ
shgmatser Of honest men who thus defnt
words will accept our analogy and deGni-
ton Of few words.
Loyalty "a cloak worn bv thieves.
towards and robbers to conceal tho;r p!un.
der.
SuDJUGArIoN.--the oct or ait Of rob.
bing innocent women and children.
ThopHlEs--Piaacs, ci!ver ware. silk
dresses, laccs, pictures, ,anl o.bcr valuablea
stolen by loyal men from dolanceless peg-
ZOOS in The south.
RELIoioH-A passion FOR blood.
SANITARY FAlas.-Daae7olent Junk
shops from which 'loy er men and women
steal living
REcoNsTRUoTroNTsr. A person who
kills his neghbor iof the purpose of tosr-
ing down his niccShouse to make for hin.
self blrn,
FREEDNAN.--A half. starved man and
brother, driven from a comfortable homo
10 aubsist by begging or 10 die OF disease
and starvation.
SrHATEGy-The art OF getting TO the
rear with q drove of mules, and whas cot.
ton might have been found at the front
EcoNoAY-GoiDg abr cad on pleasure
excursions at goyemmen. expense.
Coon TINEs-Enormou debts and %.
pressive taxation.
STATEsMANsuIP--T'he art Of telling a
good story.
ARMY CHAPIAIH--A fifth ralh preach,
er who would desert his church, to follow
fife.
On the Whole We rather like this max
ing Of Dictionaries and shall continue i:
after 4 while.--La Crosse Democrat.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

THE HONEY MooN,-Why is the fret
month after marriage called the honey
moon I" Doubtless on account o,tho sgeat
lunooy which controls the heads OF the
parties during that brief and delightful
period. What pity that they should
ever ga: quite rational again That scpti.
mentality should give place to sentiment,
sentiment to sense love yield TO logic, ara
fiction to fact, ill the happy pair arc re-
drced from the Eden of romance to the
Sahara Of roaiiiy-lrom Heaven to earth
and perhaps peg lower!
Strange as it may seem, there have been
couples who have quarreiod in The first
month Of matrimonN and have got back
10 their astonishod parents before the good
mother had fairly got done weeping, land
rejoicing too) at her daughters departure.
Their "horey moon" sopred at tho fall 6i
her thorn and become a moon Of vinegar
instead 4 bad omen that! There was
much sense ard prcpyioty in She taat which
the ancient olargymen chose for we'd
ding sermon. IL was taken from the
Psalms OF David, and read thus ".lnd
les there bo peace, while The moon eulpr-
eth"
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10
q Halter in Search of Fur,

sAA
On one occasion halter named Wal
ter Dlbble called to buy some furs of a..
For certain reasons | was anxious 10 play
Joke upon hirr. l sold him several
KINDS OF turs, including beaver and Co.
ney' He wanted some Russia told
him we had none, but Mrs. Wheeler,
where l boarded, had several hundred
pounds.
What on earth is a woman doing With
Russia ? he said
could not answer but assured him that
there were one hnndred and thirty pounds
Of old Russia and one hundred ard fftv
pounds Of young Russia iu Mrs. Wheelgr's
house, and uadcr her charge, but whether
it was for sale [ could not say.
Of be st'rted, With view to make tho
purchase. Ho knocked at the door. Mrs,
Wheeler asked him to walk in and be seat
ed. She, the Older, made her appearance.
Il want to get your Russia said tie
batter.
Mrs Wheeler asked him 10 walk in and
be seated, She, Of course, supposed be
.vta, A. 1'.Y',' =,
the old lady.
.To molo hot. no. ,,o ,
nv. ,.;a, 49,. ~ 'NP'''
.,onaaa M.a vpt.1t fr0'' - A4'SN It.
.No for ,ho on..;In .eb..., y,
h,,,er ''
rvou 11.n,, ,
h,.t oil, .,,I I',.,,., '1'',
lady N- '"0 viz
Pos.;a.;o,. o.,
shin tbo Vonnco. mn. -, 1871 "':- -'1
cd her ,h.t anon mn,,,, -, o.' :. - ~ -
hats
con bo r,oo,, .;...u NJ, ,
s,,rnoso bo yyon,s soa., oJ;1o, rN,O, " - =
Rnsbio,s rc,l,, =. -, ..a,I, :,..,.
lor
II .,nnoso . ..,
Marv. She !, onr n,;,,iao. .n;, .,. S',sO'
q, Ru,bia SUM- 'A' '"Ds
Il u;,L ,
or,n, W." w r''f
S;s,o. Mo-, ,. e.
,,,a, h,n a. 'o'n
;,,rodpcos ,bo ,o,.or ;af,nn,aI H., w..
wished to buv pn.si,
,R,, Rn.hia +, olo;. NJ,
rrisc q dor,, ,n1o,s,nnd ,,n', 'N
syour mama j. NI;., ,y,oJn. T,.r,.o ,,
said the latter WIN wa, onnoroa .. .ho
d;ficp,tv be me, with IN helm, urao,..ood
iii sir,
sAb very vo)I Ts tbe,. o,d and ro,r,.
Russia in tho boussr o
i believe there is,sa;a Nrorv soro,;.nd
., tiio familiar roornor :, wh;ob b a.,.,
Of her mother and si.tor hath of wbon,
were prosept
what is tho oprice old Rns.;a Nor n,und g.
4 believe, sir that old nusbia is not for
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

a SHORT LOVE SToaY.-Hsre ia ,
story by ono Morgap, sea captain. con-.
corning the choice of husband at sea.
single ladies often cross the water I'D
der the spe cial care Of the captain of the
ship, s.d if love affair occurs among the
passengers, the captain is usually the con.
hden' otono or both parties. 4 very
fascinating young lsdy had been placed.
under Aolg2us care, and three young
gentlemen fell desperately in lovo with
her. They were aIl equally agreeable.
and the young LADY was puzzled which to
eacoafago Sbc asked the captains ad-
vice. 'Coms ou deck, he laid, the iir..
day it is ell pcricctly calm. the gentle.
men, Of course, will be near You. will
be lowered down, and you jump overheard
and sec which Of The gentlemen will Jump
after you' / will take care Of you
T. calm soon came, tho ceptlin'o cug.
ges;lons were followed, and two Of the
Lovers Jumped after tho lady in an in.
stant. BaS between them the yourg la.
dy could rot decide, GO exactly had been,
their devotion. She again consulted lhe
captain. 'rako the man tha. didn't jump.
he's the most sensible fellow, and will
make the best husband,
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

EaS~ A pbysicion, who is truly nj
Gus man, was speaking in a prayer meet
ing lately of the duty of imposing the
idea of salvation upon thosc near death,
and of physicians opportunities in this
way, and made use OF the following Ian
guags For my own part, am neyc.
called 10 see patient without feeling de-
lighted to learn that he i: prepared to die.
-----'----------'>--s-----
bsS~ Our Mutual Friend"-Mooey
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

To Artemus Ward in describing hi,
journey from California sayc-"Tho dri.
yer with whom sac outside informed ma
as we slowly rolled down tho fsarfrI
mountain road which looks down on either
sido into IN appalling gavinc, that he has
met accidents in his time and cos. tba
California Stage Company great deal oG
money, '5ocausc,' said he, ,jpries 10 agin
Us on principle, and every man who suess
us is sure to recover. But ic will never.
be 50 aSlD, not with me, you be. = How,
IS that l said, Il vas frightfnily dark,
1t was showing withaI, apdjnoiwithstand.
Ins the brakes we're kept hard down, tho.
coach slowed wildly, often touching the.
brink OF the black precipice. 'How is
that7 l said. why, yos sae,' he replied.
that cotpofes never sue for damages, but
manned people do. And the next time I
have on oVorturD, shall 60 round and
kcelu!ly examine the passengers. Them
as is dead. l shall let alone bat them As
is mutilsted, l shall finish with the king
bolt ! Dead folks don't sue. They ain's
on it, Thus, with anocdoto. did .his,
driver cheer nae up
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

4 BEAUTIFUL IDEA.-AmoDg the al.
leghanics there is spring SO small that u
single OK could drain it dry on q summers
day. 1t steals its unobtrusive way among
the hills till it spreads cut iB:o the bcauti,
ful Ohio. Thence it stretches away a
thousand miles, leaving on its banks moro
than a hundrea Villages and cities, and
many thousand cultivated iarms,and bear,
ing on It's bosom more than thousand
steamboats, Then joining tho Mississippi,
it stretches away some twelve hundred
miles or more, until it falls into tho great
embleu Of eternity. 1t is one O! the great
tributaries Of the ocean, which, obedient
only to Cod, shall roll and roar TIL the
angel, with one foot. on the sea and the
other on land, ahall lift up his hand to
heaven and swear that time shall be no
longer. It is riyulet, an oceep, bound.
less and falbOmless as eternity,
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10
Young MEN

p 80 Eryr '''urri themselves hy rrr'arn practjccn
o,Eel IN Nhp alone. a hu.ltiic1I.uiy learned !rum
G, il ccnrauIuua, or at ecuoul the " cts Of which
uigHty il. tN"i when H-lrr'. aua, # not cul'i rcn
t.rs HH'yitsc I.pos>ht' and destroys both mind ahd
1iy. tan.l Andy inuurtiai"ly
Nhtt pIly th1' yudi < mhn, the hep" of our com
~, lL' pri., OF h. parents. sAli be snatch' from
ell pYusprCts uuI nioyInrnt- ct lie, by the ,UuSe
Q.e!cc uf arvaling from he path "f nature ana in.
aug Iul ~ criiala secret Ehit. Such prIsous must
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

g49" There is divinity that shapes
our ends, as a pig remarked when con-
templating tho kink in his tail.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10
Select },)oetrn.
Little Things.

Often, little things we hear,
Often, little things we sec,
Waken thoughts that long have slep,
Deep down in cur memory.
strangely slight the circumstances
That has foI toturn the mind
backward on the path Of years.
10 the loved scenes far behindi
'Tis the perfume Of flower,
Or quaint, old fashioned tune;
Or song blru mid the lcaves
singing in the sunny June.
- the evening star misbap.
In the gloomine, silver sright;
Or cold and purple cloud
Waning in tho Western light.
'Tis the rustling Of dress,
Or a certain tone orvooe.
That can make the pulses throb.
That can bid the heart rejoice.
An my hoarti But not ofJoy
Must alone thy history tell,
Sorrow, shame ani bitertears
Little things recall as well.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

sdS- "A mau wao"i maliciously set Gre
10 barn said NJ. Slow. 'aud burn az
twenty cows, ought tc DC kicked to death
by jackass, and "a like TO do in
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

Ez5@ Mrs, Partinglon says that Ike
having become epamolled of siren Of Bos-
ton, has led her 10 the menial alter. Ho
didn't appear the least bit decomp osed .--
On the back Of his wedding cards vera
little cubebs With wings.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10
The Fruits of jealousy.

lbe Secretary to the Mayorality, Cap.
tain W. B' Glssier, as is his usual cus-
tom, yesterday incrnins opened bis Office
in Thy City Buildings ct an early hour,
and 5000 after he was called upon bv a
saddle-colored individual whose name is
Joseph Marin, who appeared to be undor
great state excitement. His 6rss ex.
clamation, addressed to the Capt. was,
Give me warrant, sir
'Stato your case said the Secretary,
10 Bic usual mild way, 'ani il I think i.
demands a warrant, you shall have IT,
'Weil, you see, Capt. some ter months
ago. married the daughter of William
Bochloy, whose color is perhaps a shade
lighter than mine, and VIC lived happily
together for the space Of eight months and
three woek7, when sho bore me child
All fright, responded the Secretary.
No J. replied Joseph. - is not all
right; it was unnatural, ana I concluded
to divide the housoholk with my wife--in
otner words, loft her. end took my de-
parturo from tho city,
He then went ON to state that after
couple Of weeks he reflected unon what he
bad aonc, and Ending that he had done
wrong, he Tepontod and addressed note
to his wife, asking that bo might return.
and be forgiven. She replied that he
might come back lie accordingly made
his appearance Tuesday night last, when
be was met by Der iather and brother. who
admInisteged TO him severe beating.
which was plainly visible upon his face
end Eoad, which was Of a variegsted color.
The warrant was iosuod, the parties were.
arTo'tsd, and yesterday morning the Beck.
leys Tete before the Police Court On the
charge. The Judge, after hesring tho,
evidence, dismissed them, no doub. con.
alaoring that Joseph Marin got no more,
than bis deserts Cincinnati Ia9utrz.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

BeS~ What musical instrument does
glass Of old rye resemble The mellow
horn,
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

bo9~ a few days ago young school.
mistress was taking down the names and
ages of her scholars at The commencement
Of 'he term. She asked little whitehead.
ed boy Bob, how old are your 'My
name amt Bub, it's John. Woll,' said
the schoolmissress, whatis the rest of your
name ? Why, that's all the namo I've got
--jist John Woll, what is your father s
name ? you reodn't put pap's name
down, he ain't comm to school any; ho's
too big to 60 to school. We'll, bow old
are Hou ? Il amt OLD at all, I'm young y
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10

sSS- Never turn blessing round to
sea Vhethsr the;s il dark sids to h.
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YOUNG MEN

Espcciallv who have become the victims Of Solitary
vice. mat dreadful and destructive habit which anuu.
Si'y sweeps u au untimcy grave thousands of Young
men ul th1 most exalted talents and brilliant intellect
who might Otherwise have cuttanccd listening sen.
srs with 'hr undcrs Of cloqucncu, or walked to &c.
stdcy the nNlns IyIc, may call with ful confdcnce.
Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1866-02-10
BALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL
Baltimore, Nd.
ESTABLISHED as q REFUGE FROM
QUACKERY.
Tie only Place 'chcre Cure can be OBJ
tanned.
nr. johnson has discovered tho most

tuLNGtt,
nr. johnson has discovered the most
Certain, speedy, and only ETcCtual Remedy in tho
World for weakness of the Back or Limbs Siricturcs
Affections Of the Kidneys and Bladder, Involuntary
Discharges lnpotency, General Debility Nervous.
ness, nysprrsia, Languor Low Spirits Confusion of
Ideas Paipitation OF the Heart, Timdity, Trembling
Throat Nosn, or EOwels-thosc Terrible IHsorders
arising from Solitary Habits of Youth secret nnd
hWllafy lHchcrS more fatal to their victims than the
song oi Syicns tn the Mariners Of Ulysses bightinr
nvIr H's' biI'lant hopes Ur anticipatons rendering
marriage, &C., Impossible 7