The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1866-04-27
fun, fatt aud fautr.
NKvtR despisO The unfortunate.

A oIN'sLiNa does not suit broken ARM
A wniskY-FuScH often leads 10 a broken
head.
II you jump al conclusions, you may take
a leap in the dark. i'H
IT is quite possible to have brown
study in green-room.
Arr you welded to your own Cpihionsf
Then never court inquiry m
A LIE will travel round the world while
truth is getting on her boots. ..s
al NEVER was ruined but twice. said
wit "once when gained lawsuit, and
once when 7 lost one iai
StprtS, the most paiufal recollection on
earth Ia tina, Of having had il in our power
TO do good, and the neglect to do It,
allow docs that look" said Mr. Cramp,N
| holding out his brawny hand
THAT" innrposed Amos, "looks ne II
| you were out Of soap"
! IT may be set down as a remarkable oif.
cumstance, that the President has not yet
taken his accustomed sptee, upon the
strength Of his last veto.
| THE men of the world are so clipped and
rubbed and polished. that Gods image aud
inscription is worn from them; when he
calls in His coin, He will not take them.
"ThNnk God, that got my hat back from
| this congregation said disappointed
clergyman, turning il upside down wher il
was returned empty to himi at the close Of
Il collection. t.h ~. 3
AN Irish gentleman, who had been spen6s [
! ing the evening with few friende, looked 2
At his watch Just after midnight and said.
"lt is tomorrow mornings | must bid you
good night, gentlemen"
A MILLER, in giving testimonial to tho
| A. 4.
| min, astounds Ms with the assertion: Z" A
fortnight since was full OF rats, aud now 1 ,
ldon't think have one l.sr,.--s
! "l'll tell you how you can sell much mors
ale than you do" said wag TO the landlady
at an alc-house.
elbows that ~ a.. fi
Don't sell SO much fruth" s-taal
Tn.by," said a mother to her daughter, z
who had seen but 1--WE summnrs, . what :,
should you do without your mother2" Il
shonld put IN every day inst such dress
~ | wauted,' was the prompt reply,
! A CLEVER illustration OF avarice is the
caricature which represents old Nick car.
rying a Dutchnisn down to his regions.
while tho Hollander is making propositions
TO his majesty 10 supply him with coal.
| A MAN proves himself fit to be higher,
who SLOWS that he is faithful where he is.
A man that will not do we'll in his present
place because he longs to be higher, is ft
to be neither where he is nor yet above il.
IIEkE's your money. dolt, and now te [
me why your rascaly master wrote me eigh.
teen letters abont that contemplate sum ?"
:" I'm swTe | can't tell, but, if you'll excuse
me, sir, guess it was because seventeen
didn't fetch it,"
SAID a crazy woman Of penurious stir
gy man, an officer OF the church. we regret
to say, Do you see that manI You can
blow his soul through Iumming birds ,
quillinto mosquitoes eye, and the inosqvS-
to wouldn't wink - Do
WHEN Voltaire was ordered by the Sen.
ators 0t Geneva to quit the dominions of
the little republic in "a hours, the incorrigi-
bic scoffcr at all things venerable and sa.
cred replied. Magnificent sirs it requires
only three minutes" /" .i1li
/ The following error in punctuation is q
good illustration of the use of the comma.
Ata banquet this toast was given: "Wo-
man-withont her man is brute" The
reporter had il printed: Woman--with.
out her man, is brnte."
WE krow o courteous wag who in the
excess of his poliieness uever swallowed
All oyster without saying, Good by, valve"
His tondness for oysters at this time AMOUNTS
to few raw. The jest will be unseasols.s
able in few weeks, or May. NJ ~,
SIR said little clustering man TO a
religious opponent, to what sect do YOU
belong ? q" Il Well, l don't exactly know"
replied the other" but to Judge from your
size and appearance, | should think that you
belonged to the class called g insects" a
WE are afraid Andy johnson would have
made rather poor sort of Moses. Hs
would have vetoed the Ten Commandments,
because his Friends the Gergashites, the
Hittites, and Amelekites, were not allowed .
voice in'getting them up Kaasas ChieF. =,
g DID yon ever present your hill to tho
defendant inquired lawyer Of his client,
I" / did, SIR"
And what did be sayg" %,
=" He told me to go to the devil"
" And what did you do then p"
"Why, then-I came to yon."
A LADY in the market, laying her hand
upon Il joint of veal, said, " i think this veal
is not qnite so white as usual" t IA a
:" Put on your glove, madam, was tile re-
ply, Z" and you will think differently.'
Not bad for a butcher. II is needless ty
say, that tho veal was ordered home lnmaI
diateIy. Io y,
FIRST the blade, then the ear, then the
full corn in the ear. Ono who has iust
commenced the Christian life is not a saint,
no more than the infant man. or the acorn
is the oak. He is only the beginning Of a
saipt-a very good beginning, undoubtedly
very promising. very beautiful, stiIi Oaly
a germ that may never he perfected. ~
HERE is where they pay toll,T sirnpered
young lady To her male companion as the
cars on the Eastern railroad entered the,
dark tunnel at Salem paid Towle" re-
Piled he with chairHug simplicity. "aoot,
after We left Boston" He did not think
what fool he was till he had got too fari
out into The light to correct his mistake.
i 0LI.ER CRomwrLL was sau, oh Puritan.
and coul not brook the least approach TO
pop'ry. Whit are th 'ss? ile once m
CURED, as he saw dozen silver statues in
tho niches of n chapel. Tho tweIse
apostles, replied the trembling dean. Take
them down said Cromwell, ''and coin them
into m4Ieyrso thai they may so about do
Ing good"
Ma said an intelligent. thOughtfM hoy
of nine. dou't think Solomon was so rich
as they say he was
why, my dear. what could have put
that into your head - asked the astoniseed
mother.
Because the Bible says he slent with his