Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1866-10-25
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Our Fortune Teller.

As great many well-meaning but over
curious young people, unwilling to await
the unrolling of the scroll of fate by the
slow but certain hand of time, are throwing
away their stamps upon impostors who pre-
tend to be astrologists and readers of the
future through the medium of stars, we have
thrown into condensed form the whole
theory of fortune telling, by the careful
study of which any lady or gentleman can
become proficient. Our system is ;nfalli'
bic, and, as will be perceived, is gotten up
after the style of the almanac, and, We as
sure our readers is as fully as reliable as
that interesting annual.
January-The children born in this
month will not be ushered into the world in
July. He or she will reach man or woman
hood, if they live, and be of strong frame
and robust health, if not weakly and ailing.
They will become wealthy if they happen
to accumulate or inherit fortunes.
February-The man born in this month
is born at later period in the year than
the one born in the preceding month. He
will in all likelihood be an ardent lover OF
women, and will not refuse to take an occa-
sional drink. The woman born in this
month will greatly resemble women born in
other months. She will endeavor to dress
in the fashion.
March-The man born in this month will
be handsome, if he is not ill looking He
will be very apt to die when his time
comes. The woman will be tidy house
keeper, if she is not slovenly, and great
chatter box, if she at all resembles the rest
Of the sex.
April-The man born in this month will
be very unfortunate if good fortune does
not prove his friend. The woman will be
freckled if she runs much in the sun with
ont her bonnet.
May-The man who is born in this month
will have the advantage over the one born
in December, iuasmuch as the weather is
milder. He will commence life in cradle,
and, without chance, end it in coffin.
The woman will be very fond of reading, if
she has learned her letters and takes to books.
June-The man born in this month will
love mint juleps, and will be constant lover
until be finds new sweetheart. The wo.
man will wear filters, if she have pretty
foot, o neat ankle, and we'll. turned calf
July-The nan born in this month will
b. very fond of bread, meat, vegetables,
and coffee, and pretty apt to eat three meals
aday-if be can procure them. The woman
will wear Bradley's Duplex Elliptic.
August-The man born in this month
will like to swap places with Brigham
Young. He will be passionate and ardent
so much of the latter that his favorite
spirits will be ardent ones. The lady will
marry youug, if an opportunity and an elli
gible match present themselves.
September man born in this month
will become the purchaser of the lucky tick
ct in the "bnsted up" Radical Orphan and
Widows Relief Association, if be was fool
ish enough to invest in the scheme. The
woman will be fond of being courted, and
always singing "Kiss me quick and 60, my
honey"
October-The man born in this month
will come into the world in apple gathering
season. The lady will be very fond of the
society of gentleman, and very industrious,
if not of lazy disposition.
November-The man born in this month
will just escape coming into the world in
the last month of the year. The lady will
be always ready to pay the toll when cross
ing bridge in sleigh.
December-The man born in this month
will be apt to welcome the pew yearat very
early age The woman will have very pretty
eyes If they are not "cross or squint" and
will make "full hand" at a candy pulling.