The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1866-10-25

| w w III any WOuutT NudL W. Wen
lunder1 Their ain't but one thin
left to us, and that we strangel
neglected. My lego why wuz th
NIGGER not made lhe central figge
this year ez beiorei There is ia'
capital nv the Democracy--it,
refuge-its tower nv strength
spoke in Berks county myself, fol
lowing one of them newfanglet
Democrats who he'd set EN- al
asleep talkin stuff to EN- that they
didn't understand. Mountin th,
rostrum, CIRCULATED
'MEN AND BRETHERN DO Yot
WANT TO MARRY A NIGeERp
No! nop they answered, strait
enin Up to wunst.
DO yoo want niggers for sons
in.lawP
No! nop
DO you want laws. to prevent
700 from margin niggersr
Yes! yesl'9p
DO yoo want to be marched up
to the polls 10y those who tell yoo
how to vote, beside a niggert'
No! nol'
Then vote the Dcmokratic
ticket, and they all replied
'We will we willl' and they did,
You SEQ, your Exslency, the Dem.
ekratic mind isn't hefty enough to
comprehend them fine argumen' 6
ez to constitootionality, ct setry,
and whom a speaker deals in en-
hey suspect his Democricy. AMI
fight shy NV him. But nigger
they can all understand It's soth.
in to the Demokratio mind to be
continyooally told that there is
som body lower down in the skale
they desire a inferior race, and,
therefore, hev been pullin the mig
ger down toward en- for years. =
did 700 not motifs whe elever we
went it on the nigger, we succeed
ed in awakenin an enthoosiasm
wich, when we neglected or select
ed other issues we failed to g"ti
It's based upon philosophical
tIooths. The poore' and meaner &
man is, tho moro anxious he is tc
hev it understood that there's some
body still poorer and peantr than
him. Hence yoo notis that them
indivdoouls who SEQ a 8 cent peese
so seldom ez to not know its mach
er, and who keep the flag nv dis
tress wavin from the seat nv their
pants, who, ef riggers wuz sellin
a. a cent ap1ese, coodent raise
enough TO buy. the toe nail Nv one,
is>the most ardent friends Of Sla-
very.
That p. tiful man wich jest lefl
yoor presence wnz not to blame for
the result in his Distriok. lie
tried to earn his bread, but what
con-! &c da9 The Ablishnists
knowd he waz bought with 2 price,
and ialied at him : the Democresy,
sioh ez voted. we'd hey got anyhow,
Them ez didn't vote nor do nothin,
wuz the uper class, wich expected
the offices themselves, and wu2
disgusted accordinly.
MY liege, hey spoke. VOC
cant do nothin with a new party,
for you kin onl" git the De!nocri,
sy to iine it, and they wont 90 il
onless the offises is throwd in. IoC
cant run the Dimocrisy on only
one issue, and that's the Niger,
for it's all they kin understand
So long ez the niger exists, Dim
ocrisy endoors-when the race be
comes extinct, the party dies. The
two is indissolubly hound together
-one wuz created for tother, and
tother for one. When Noah cns
! Ham, he laid the foundashuns rN
Dimocrisy. Ham wuz turned in
TO a niger because Noah got in
toxicated. Ibis misfortune original
ed with wine, and whisky, wich il
the modern snbstitoot thereof, beiI
the motive power nv Dimocrisy
hez bin persekutin him ever sence
\ attribJot the decline nv the Dim
ocrsy TO the bleachin out Nv tn,
hfrikin, and that's why ! oppos,
I malgamashun. Yoo can't hate (
mulatter only half ez much ez ye,
kin a full blood, and 1t will be OBJ
served that the intensity nv Dem
okicy has decreased precisely ii
proportion to the scarcity nv purI
blacks. Thus Demokrisy is com
lnittin suicide il hez been th,
means NV its own destruction.
l don't know ez there's eny yoos'
nv talkin The Congressmen elect
ed this fall continyoo in offs, m
liege, jist persisely ez long ez yoI
do, to a day, and by that t;m
they'll hev it all fixed. Moo Yorl
Imay change in our favor, but