The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1866-09-27

Apunster says: My name is Somcr-
set. ami miserable old bachelor. l
cannot marry for how could hope to
prevail Oh a young lady possessed of the
slightest notions Of delicacy to turn
Somerset"
Why is "a restless sleeper like lawyer?
Because he lies on one side, and turns
over and lies Oh the other.
President johnson promised to he the
Moses Of the African race, but Prcsi-
dent Lincoln took that business out Of
his hands by emancipating them. He
has now turned his attention to the
Democratic party, whom he finds in a
more servile condition than the negroes.
He has only Changed his Israelites."
Advices from all sections of Virginia
are to the effect that the corn crop this
year will be abountiful onc-larger than
any raised for ten years. Most of the
fields promise from ten to twelve barrels
per acre, and In certain localities will
produce fifteen to the acre. The oat
crop was extraordinarily heavy, as
will also be the potato crop.
OMINoUs.-The Presidents platform
broke down with him at Schenectady.
General Grant beat him In . carriage
race at Central Park, New York.
.Somebody ran into the President at
Auburn. @z
a"What is the difference 'twixt q watch
and fodder bed, SAM" "Dunno-gfn
it up" Because de tickin' OBJ de watch
is on de inside, and de tickin' OBJ de fed
der bed is on de outside" zA
"A Boston paper says Massachusetts,
gave Andrew Johnson $4,000 majority
for Vice President. She will give $4,000
against his policy, on as equally u
arge vote. III or
Another grand "prize concert" swim
he, for the benefit Of the suffering pool
q Northern Alabama, with headquar'
nFs In Louisville, has exploded, ano
Me leaders arc now under arrest by the
NY authorities. Four score simpletons
no have given their money to these
hOundrels are now bewailing their loss
The sentry in front Of the residence o.
u Secretary of State, at Washington
Iii PAGES over his usual beat, nntwith-
Dnding the President declares the wal
over.
The National Republican Committee
I'VE organized u subcommittee for the
est, with headquarters at Springfield
j. of which Hon. Burton G. Cook il
kaiFn8an. The members from Ohio
1ianpA, Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa
t6drf and Minnesota will act upon
committee. The committee is pre-
IA f<< I,,< try WI n
No ready for publication within a
Printed Slips will probably be
Inr3ed to the leading journals of the
nl1v. It is the intention to organ
nm committee at once and place its
dcuarters at Springfield, in charge
IN lease X. Dubois, who will con-
'fho ONCE business through the COM
c6mpAign this fall.
= Of the refractory and disloyal
hers of the Legislature of Tenness-
~ brought suit against the radi-
noenbers of that body, for 100000
800, for having held him in custo-
fhe House during the late special
on IT which the constitutional
ndment was adopted.
nebofly.at Savannah, Ga, just ar
3bm Europe, has started an alb
ronurt that Il. Wilkes Booth, the
80 "a President Lincoln, is alive in
II Booth Is not dead, then no
- svet been killed.
6oonk Johnson has been invited to
31 S1rleans. The rebels who
late massacre of Union
~ slDel grateful to him for
81, = and wish to do him
1ssf,s Il u