The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1866-05-13

the only deliberave body in the world TO leave him
alone.
REMARKS or FAT RAT.
Mr. Far RAr-tsupposed 10 be the identical "Uncle
jimmy OF popular hotel)-rose to express his grev
ances "a Metropolitan gave several savage grows in
order to restore order amid murmur Of dlsapprobation
ne said he was the most prosecuted OF all animals He
tan scotch and sEye Bu Of ali man wa, the
most cruel OF all Here you have Mr.. President, a
Society for the Prevention OF Cruelty to Animals and
una among the members the names OF Of the most
cruel and unrelenting opponents OF my unfortunate
race Al The very moment, SIR when Mr. August
Mr.. 4. r. Stewart, Mr. Moses Taylor the Kew
Mr. Bellows, and other highly respectable cit-
Of cruelty to Sumb 0r and cvpp shcr
money for the purpose that very moment in their
cellars and other dark places, you could find internal
for the purpose OF aurng my friends and followers 20
their destruction II rs not long since tweeps) my be-
loved spouse fell pry 10 this relentless fury In the
house OF the millionaire Belmont This is not ALL sir
suppose we wish 10 bring action for false imprson.
ment agsinst either Of the members Of this society.
complaint, and Frank Leslie on hand 10 show us up AZ
the kind of food the Chinese feed "a mournful
groan from all the rais.) Again, VIC are hunted
from cellar TO dome by such foreigners MS Snap,
the Scotch terrier, and Madame's Tabby from
whose mouths are watering at this moment.
tSbamc.'D And II we caugbt, and escape imme
diae DEATH there is some scion Of these noble ancrue
ty-toanimas houses ready TO pour camphene US,
instead OF into their somachs Ore and with
yell OF delight let US run until our bodies
clans, deserted sinking ship not Stanton, who
leaves the radicals and goes to johnson when he finds
radicasm a losing game ! am not Blair, who Is
tiass nor Forney, who lie printer II were TO say
that am honest printer II would be 10 say that am
not an honest rat am-a fat and respectable rat, sir
aud have had the best Of pickngs In the Bureau OF Pro-
visions | have occupied for many years Like many
corporation rats have grown corpulcnt and sleek under
Guy contracts, and unlike some contractors despise any
ming Ike common on1 tApplause.D
Nv LAcx.AspTAS TRIMMER inquired whether this was
a. an insulting allusion 10 the bone and fat boiling
observation-disclosures IN the city, or 70 the gas and wharf
dumping nuisanccs
MI FAT Raj responded by Indignantly spurning the
yea a' ne had any connection with the wharf class Of
M race ne was first class hotel rat and no foul
concerns IKE sa boiling establishments or the wharf
nu ao mad any influence over him II true he
nan oeen proposed FOR Congress from one of the down
town Districts but when he found that n was necessary
10 bride all the wharf rats and to make ali sorts OF prom
ses 10 custom House rats he declined The honor Tbe
venerable spcaterreferred TO his connection many years
ago WIN mat ancient and dlapidsted fabric the New
YORK Post once, and concluded by saying that he bad
lct that rehety old building because was an unsafe
place 70 dweV in, besides being q dusty dinay dlrtv
concern sll through. Cruelty 70 Po~ once
ecrts ~ sbe - RAJ o. ssbisc, Tor Issialsucp,