Litchfield enquirer., 1866-11-22
Miscellaneous Items.
.Hii-- ,t. A 'its .'t t5tit -MOther-Here, Tommy, is some n

-Mother-Here, Tommy, is some nice castor oil, with orangeIjuice. in it. , L.
 Doctor-Now remember, don t give it all to, Tommy, leave some for me. F. I:.:.s
 Tommy, who has been there )- -pDotor's nice man, ma; give it ~ to the. doctor
 It is supposed by some ferocious Radicals, that Andy has vetoed the meteoric shower on the ground that. it was a celestial cele. bration of sectional triumph, :'.,'''''
 B. A. Locke IF Petroleum V. Nasby,'- is about to change his literary i. base from Toledo to New York. .E .s.q.,4 o.t .f t3 i.
 Tom Thumb returned $2, ,s7ei income fo, 1866. '.Ea@A q '.''' .'-,' u ''Ni'o41 ..l ' i-YlA.,il 7r sit ...3 f4tt !'tW rjIE |.
 The American brig Lubra was boarded by pirates on the coast of China tho date. The captain and two men were. killed and several wounded. ,zl1s }aso es' a, ,..-5u i A farmer near Montreal says says no one need to tell him that advertising won't cause great rush, for he advertised ten, bushels of grapes for sale, and the next morning there wasn't one N leftE7the 7fl boys stole, len an' u-n aAr .4v2 .iia -f has 5.,d !
 Frederick T. Frelinghuysen, just appoint ed by Gov. Ward, United States Senator from New Jersey, is the son of the late Theodore FreGnghuysen Clay and Frelin. ghuysen,) and is lawyer by profession He is radical Republican p'7' ' .' ,.."i . |, The Poet Laureate has joined the defen ders of ex-Gov. Eyre, and has sent sub- scription to. the fund for his defense, which has now reached the aggregate of e4, GOO This is the fourth great literary name that has taken MT. Eyre underits protection Carlyle, cRuskin, Kingsley, and Tennyson
 MT. swinburne in hig new book is always talking of scorching Msses, and says of one of his peculiar heroines- 1 ''st''.
 q dare not always touch her, lest the kiss,
 Leave my lips charred,
 One of his critics suggests that there is a parallel to this in literature, in the case ,,oi the well known monkey wllo--1s, ,,' <; 0,,, ,,t.,t.. .'Marriedythe baboon's sister, ,;,,:..,, Smacked his lips and then he kissed her., Y Kissed so hard he raised a blister;
 'it She set up yelll" l" fiasl ..
 ..Tom, tell me the biggest lie lie you you eve, told, and I'll give you glass of beer "A lie! I never told lie in my life" If e."w i'Draw the beer, boy" ra, s-.' tasT ost~ F. | THE PEophE's CHOICE. There is probab. ly no one medicine that has cured more people of hard colds, cough influenza an6 throat difficulties, than Goes Cough Balsan | whilst in cases of acroupl and 9wh coping cough, it is remarkable for its speedy cures. CoE's DYSPEPSIA CURE. There is no need of any-ones having the dyspepsia, for i has been demonstrated beyond fear of con tradiction that Goes Dyspepsia Cure vii certainly cure it. Constipation, the mos prolific canse of ill health, is surely cured by the Cure. Sick-headache, cramps, pain or cold in either stomach or bowels, in Iistantly yeild to it's power. fttts tl h'a5s.''
 TIE New York Herald editorially fayor the election of Horace Greeley te the Uni | ted States Senate in place of Judge liar ris. ~I It applapds bis lenient disposition to wards Jeff Davis. and, his sso < ssaaund, practi cal views,' general m bas tlsaaii:a f PAYING FOR THE fSECEssIoN WHISTLE.
 The official reportsi in the recently published Tax Digest of Gedrgia closes with these words "Comment upon the sad andslam entable statement aof facts is nnheoessary it being unnecessary, it being but toostrpt that almost,fouf,t tifths of the entire wealth of Georgia, has either been IdestroyedB ol rendered. unproductiSe. .nis hsshala
 A milkwomsn somewhat resembles tn. whale that swallowed Jonah, for he lakes 6 lgreat prophss lprofn toptof the water. q t19i tl Ft.aN d q t ssa-y 4tsr, trTs.x