Clarksville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1865-1867, 1866-07-27

Boz eouuo4 90 0a1e n0t,
You are % good--so pure,
] would not make q sutton,
No ] ceald not, lam sure.
Bat Win love thee on forever,
AZ ons beyond my sphere.
And look TO final meeting,
when our troubles are ended here.
WIT AND HUM0R.
A gin-sling does not suit a broken arm
@ippsFy busineus-inyestIrg in oil specu-
whss 10 4 Iady's neck not lady's neck
when IL 10 little bare (bcar).
HYou can't do that again" as tho pig said
70 the boy who cut bis tail Of. IN
A bachelor srithmstician ssys kirl is a
sam whom she cauSss one 10 s;gA:,or her.
Ahont he sn,yL psssoa We ever heard Of
who was not spoiled By being lionizcd, was a
young man named Daniel.
"Ihsxs not loved hebtly," - the man
aid whom hs. married . widow Weighing
800 pounda 7
gsPH chat n wssut bv r.v r.cru,,. y, 81,
ussus soldien - Asys nos s,ood A.. ~,
sou.n
b Write yosr name, BY Kindness lore and
mercy, % ths hcartsof the Thousands.
A young lady In California broke her neck
Whtla rAsieffnr fhs atfaynut nf n vouoo man
70 hin hsr. A fearful warning.
6!ght ch.ngee make great changes. "Din.
uer TOR nothing" fs very good fun, but you
can't saya much for nothing for dinner"
Gam s,,ck tan. mn s,ss n Ia war. ..k "A
Whist dsath he preferred, as being most indie
peuoene ne would answer freezing because,
he would 60 on with "stif upper lip"
a,y,
"ss nesn wnmkey punch would
to-norrow.moruin' r said an old toner. who
was aenjoyiue" his customary headache after
his niRhts debauch.
. Artnu. sna Z good.natureo father to
~ nope1u' so1' old NOT Know I'll to-day
"Didnt you, "a" replied hopeful. ~ knew n
q The time.b
:,
ID. nncn .'sa'a o. nensnlne cs'd .
piled q Departing lover. ',ss your heart /,
made Of steel" -, :
- am g,sa ;nls conee dcn't owe me any
ming, sa'o = ocsroef 20 DIE lanaiady, one
Response. "Becausc don't believe Il would
ever SETTLE" - -
never LOOK At the girls. They can't bear
" tnsy regard II as an insult. They wear
t6elr ieatnefs iurnelows and friils, merely to
please tneir mam'nas' that all.
An anaiyzing Dame reports that sne has
nosru OF put one oia woman VINO Kissed her
COW, Out sue knows OF many thousands Of
yCang ones WHO nave Kissed very srea'
wnes love Is tue go'aen cnain whicn
mni'es nc. 70 ner nusoand; IL mas thousand
aelecs.e anhs, iorgea oy sympathy, seli-re-
spec. and nutuai commence; sever out one o.
though hundred were DESTROYED.
:,
co'emPoIary sugges's tna' q iady, ~
Pu.uns on ner oo'se's, y IKE man wn'
erInAS 70 oIown Dis grief because IN so
Au su'"r ncaos n's iis. OF o'rtos' maria
se, anu ocn.ns' tnus'n-nacneu', maVcn
60 sne Dnpascneu we remember an
o.ner VINO neaoed mem sevelaily, Visitors,
'oossoess' ana "Irsveiers.
Email boy. on tip.toe To hi. an,ons-
sSay-stop your noise all of YOU" Com
Yades-"Heliol Tommy, what's the matter2'
Small boy-"Wc've got q new baby-it'
very weak ana nred-waiked all the wa.
IRON neaven lsst nignt-so oon % KICKING
Ups 10" 'ounu nefe'
Dean Swirl ays ut Ia with little. soule,
people a. Il Is with narrow uecked bottles
the lass thew have In them. tbs more moi,
thew make In nouripg /, ontn
A society has boon formed In Basic, Swits
ksversammelnngsbeschluss. As 1t Is a re
form movement good many join just 70
the name OF 1t.
An old. ge,,,.,., ro,r .-r a n. o,h., A. i,
that In i7Se Wa zen, 40 ~ ~, snconn, :
th, stamp act and cot the negro, and 4
'ss, -, s ~. no assN aIu
the stamp act.
A preacher In new York ba. bssn nr..ch
ins AGAINST tilting hoons Hs nroSsssss h;
;soo,en.s ~ .hs .~s,,. ~ p'S''see ~
fssh;on A. onsrss and ,hss,ra. ' az IN ~
went therr. hnt sSdsd AT 600, sSn, ~
sves n, Tho ahor,;ns,;on vhsn :, q. =, cs",, :
me an the streeto ' " - " "''''
Tho Reverend's ,bou.b,. var. .v,a.,,,,
,,,or. ~, ,h,nos 49,. re- 49,.
". s"'"s. "0'"" '"an ent"es ooo'o, y