Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-08-25
TEUTONIC ANGUISH.

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Lao. Elsin, was some time ago lost on
trip from Chicago to Milwaukee,, and
about three hundred persons on board
were drowned. The 6rs. report was .b,t
all bad perished but several escaped and
returned to their homes, after an absence
OF from one to three days. There lived
1t Milwaukee, at thss time. . burly Ger
man, hamed Tribeister Dots wingsr, who
rejoiced in three-cornered lager beer
saloon, an eight square vrov, and On
oval-t faced cherub of eighteen sumaers,
boy BY nature, Schneidey Dotswinger BY
name, and graceful as . young bologua
sausage in all its pristine bloom.
Schneider coaxed bis two deriystives 10
let him go on the il-fated steamer. News
came that she was lost =. The anguish
stricken Teuton, in q paroxysm Of grief.
called on q friend, to inquire about bis
boy. lie was informed that sll were lost,
and, of course, his boy was a goner. He
seated himself on a pile of books. and
thus held forth:
Mein Gott-nein Gott, Mr.. Bomroyl
it's always shust so as i. never wash since
it wash so, und knows EN-! l have 10
mooch drooblesI dis day as never wash
since | makes shart NIT mein lager peer
grocery. 1t is shust so all der time, uud
teeIs so pad all dorm here NIT NJ elm pei
ly. Let US 90 uud make some lager pea
drink, und tell you pout dat Schneider
vos shust now lost me in ter Lady Helshin.
His friend accompanied the grief s,rick-
en one to saloon where lager beer was
held forth, and over a glass e beer be
thus continued
Now. Mr. Bomroy, mein heart be au,-
getp'et, (played out) make 80 mooch
loves for dat Schneider va, no man never
makes for his poy. l'se had 80 mooch
droubes init him, doc. Ven he wash un
hne ieecle poy, fat shuss like un leedlo
pig, he bad so mooch worms a. no pov
never had, und it dakss m more as zwei bar
rels OF goot lager peer to 81, do. poy ou.
OF worm. Dake some more peer. Nr.
Bumroy'
"Cnd den, mein friend, be makes dor
leedle meesIes. und gooms out oil over
in un solid lee1le sbpots, shu.t like un
Papy Va, is freckled as never wash, und i,
COST me more ash zwei tollars to ei. dat
Schneider away from dem speckles. Und
makes blay NIT him on der vloor, md
have such fun shpanking him a. never
wash; and he makes moocb grow, und
goes out der door ven he wants too. shus,
like nobody; SO it does his poor ladders
heart so much goos to watch him 40 you
never saw DaLe some more peer, Nr.
Bumroy."
"Cnd den he makes grow shus. like
notinks. Cnd be gifts so pig in his leedls
STOMACH, like his falder! Uud shus.
like his mudder. doc He wash .hust
such poy AS never wash. Und be makes
himself grow pig. und he drinks 90 mooch
lager peer as his fadder, und he Is 90
much help in mein grocery. He draws
peer so goo. as does "nd sits all der
times seeing Schneider draw peer, und
shmokes mein bipe to shleep all der vles.
Und now feels so pad down here! Dake
some more peer, Mpnheer Bumroy!"
"und now dat Schneider hos gon make
himself drown on der Lady Helshiu! He
wash so goot un poy as never wash, und
must git odder leedle Schneider shust like
him. | dells you, Mynbeer Bumroy, I
never makes meinself feel so pad since
dat poy wash notinks"
Just then the door opened, and in came
Schneider, a living witness, fresh from
the disaster. brought up on the cars.
"Oh, mein Go,t, dere gooms da, Sch
neider = (Jumplng up.) "Oh, Schnei-
der, you tam rascal, kiss your tAdder -
Coon to your poor ladders arms!' (They
embrace.) Now dake some lager peer
nit your fader. Go kiss your mudder,
you tam rascal! Here. kiss your ladder,
you tam rascal vat drown in der Lady
Helshin und, you tam rascal, ven next
you goes nit der Lany Helshin to ride,
you sh,ay here und sell lager peer, und
let's your poor fader 20 havs funs no. by
a tam sight! Oh, mein Got,, how /
makes love dat poyl I'd raider Ind ffty
dollars IN gold as drown him mil der
shteamboat ''-La Crosse Democrat
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