Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1866-12-28
From the Toledo Blade.
Mr.. Nasty and his friends feeling the need Of
an Institution Of LEARNING for the louih q
Kentneku, proieci a C0lIege.


Mr.. Nasty and his friends feeling the need Of .
an Institution Of Learning for the louih q
Kentucky, projeei College
1.-THE SOUTHERN CLAssIKLE, THoIoG-
IcLE AND MILITARY ls-TITooT,
Nv Confedrit y Roads,
(wlch is in the Staff Nv Kentucky
The college grounds is to comprise one hun
dred skers taken from corners NV the farms Nv
Deekin Pogram. Square Gavitt and Capt Nc
Pelter, wich ground they sell the college, seem
it's for that purpose. for $500 per aker.
The faculty will be, ef We Kin sekoor en-,
composed Nv these tro0ly great minds :
Geuril Forrest, late C. 5. A, Professor Nv
Moral Philosophy.
Kernel Mosby, late g. :. A.. Professor Nv
Rhetoric and Bellies Lettres
Capt MCGEE, late C. S. A, (in command Al
Salisbury Professor w Natural Sciences
Genril Magruder, late C. s. A., Professor NV
watever is understood by them e IS posted 10
college matters 4 Classics, wich shel look up
en- soon ez hey lime.
This is KILN two binds with one stun. We
not only peryide cducsshen sich Is safe for cur
young men, but we peryide comfortable places
for the heroes uv the late unpleasantniss
In addition to these, Deekiu PogrlIa, Square
Gayit and myself, each pledged ourselves 70 en-
dow Professorship in the Theologikle Depart
ment, to be known by our names. and We 10
hev the appoin,in Nv the Professors
The Poeram Chair Nv Biblical Theology viii
be offered to Rev. Henry Clay Dean. Nv Iowa,
provided he will stipulste 10 wash his feet wunst
per quarter and change his shirt az least twice
per annum-
The Gavit Chair w Biblical LiteratoJr vii
be offered to C. Chsuncey Burr, NV Nco York;
and
The Nasty Chair Nv Biblical Poh,icLs will be
filed by Rev. Petroleum Nes0ovius Nasty,
whose eminent fitness for the plGce Is undls-
pooted.
In the Scientific and Classikle Departments
the text books Will be keerfully revised and
everything Nv n Northern or levin tendency
will be scroopulously exrergltei. In the Iheo-
loiikle Department speshl atteushun viii be
gwen to the highly nessary work Nv preparln
the stoodents for comm out strong on the holi-
MS Nv Slavery, and to this end the three years
course viii be devotid thus;
LIST yesr--To the cuss Nv Noer.
% year-To prorin that the African Niger
wuz RELY the deeceudents Nv Ham.
81 year-Considerln the various texts wich
20 to show that Afrikin slavery IS not only per
miitsd y the skriptsrs, hut especially enJoined
shall myself. lectur from time TO time, on
Ham, Hager and Ouesimu-, that the bearins US
these ndiVidooals upon our systsm may be hully
understood, and also on sch subjects e. thi
inf ooeuse Nv siimulatin foods upon the humar
system, the cat-o'-nine tails e. a eyaugeliz r
and sich other topics ez may from time to tlm'
sejest thems lives.
The young men coufied 70 our care vii
receive not only solid collegiate education, q
II is understood al the Norm. but careful atteu-
tin will be paid 10 the Accomplishments so ne
cessary 20 the troo Southern genilemau. The
will he taught draw poker, pitchin i liars
(real Spanish dollars Will be provided for tb
purpose) spiitin at 4 mark, revolver and h1Wi
knife practice, tourna nent riiIn at rings. Urea
iniy Iubber rings will be TroUdeil this il b
extra, and cst-o'-niDe tails. 1he morals NV tn
stoodents VIII be scrocpulou5ly locked after
No caTd-playin viii be allowed afOre seryIs o.
Sunday. and none Waieyer with the servants
They will be taught to respeck themselves.
w course, there Will hev 70 he large outla.
Nv money, witch it stands TO reason can't be out
layei TIL ITS inlayed.
We therefore formed an executive committee
whose dooty it wuz made 10 solissit funds 70
this purpose, and to inaugurate a series Nv gil
enterprises. and sich, wich is eE follows
Deekin Pogram-President
Elder Slaihers-Vice President.
Captain McPelter-CorrespondiD Secretary
Myself-Financial Secretary and Treasurer.
uE oAhaA4u " Al-t IHAlA AAiAANAEAA .
the Secretary and Treasurer, Eich heE the hand
lin NV the funds, is a sufishent guarantee tina
all money subscribed viii he faithfully applied
1t wuz resolved, IN order that the Board ma
present that respectable appearance Wich the.
posishen demands, that the first funds reseeve
should be applied to the purchis Nv each Nv 'e1
new SCOT Of clothes, step, l am confident, tn
friends NV Southern educashen will approve u
and heartily endorse.
| hey hopes IN the course Nv a week TO rep0r
progress Every subscriber Nv 81 70 end up
wards, viii hev a Honorary Profess0rship nsme,
after him, or will be made Honorary Membe
Nv the Board Nv Directors, as he chooses. W
regret that we wuz too late TO git Admir-
Semmes to al one Nv the chairs, but We p.elg
or friends to sekoor bis fust loolenant, or SEX
on1. at farthest. We hev high hopes w liber
o. support from the DimocrisY north. The
cauuo. but realize the dangers Nv sendin thei
sons 20 SIGH institutions Nv learnin north c
must turn en- cut Ablishnists. or chill, at least
the ardOr Nv their DimocrIsy.
1t IS to be hoped that contributions for tn
buildin Of the insuto0shen and its proper eudoE
ment viii he commens; immeiitly, & there
mortgage on DeekiR Pogram's farm, and ] Al
in pressin need w & So hstanshel scot Nv Winte
clothes.
PETROLEUM Y. NASBY, P. VI,
(Which is Post Master