Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1866-03-09

A beautiful lady's smiles arc magnets TO
draw metal from the purse.
The old jail in New Haven, Connecticut
built in 1898, is to be demolished.
What is the worst seat a man can 81. on ?
Self.conceit.
An old lady being asked to subscribe to 4
newspaper, declined on the ground that when
she wanted Jews she manufactured it.
Since the close Of the war there has been
twcnty-seyen million, nine hundred thousand
dollars revenue collected from the Southern
ports.
Be not ashamed to confess you have been
in the wrong. 1t is but owning what you
need not be ashamed OF, that you now have
more sense than you had before you saw your
error; more humility to acknowledge 1t, and
more grace to correct 1t.
It is reported from Havana that the Cuban
Spanish vessel, from Santander, has brought
reports to Havana OF n fast schooner flying
suspicious bunting, and Of n steamer and a
sailing vessel flying the same flag.
Several American men-of-war are now ly-
ing in the harbor at Nice. 1t is observed
that the officers sedulously avoid mixing with
Englishmen and Frenchmen, and that they
only associate with the members Of the Rus
sian colony there.
The Christian Index, an American paper,
thus prefaces an obituary: "But q week
since we recorded the death OF one who was
IN old father in the church, 4 careful reader
Of the Index, and who paid'for three papers
in advance"
The Partisan belle, this season, 10 q beauti-
full Hungarian princess, "viyacious and gra-
cious as a Spaniard, eyes OF the deepest blue,
elegant and graceful as the g~azelle, with a
beauty surprising aught on earth, and is 4
relative Of the Emperor" says the Jenkins
who writes the description.
A princess Of Hungary once asked a monk,
who was u scholar and q wit, to explain to
her the story Of Balaam and the ass, adding,
Good Father, I can hardly believe that an
ass could be 80 laxative" Madame" re-
| when you are informed that it was i female"
An odd bit OF dialogue appears in a novel
now publishing in a French paper. "Where
10 your husband 7" asks a gentleman. "He
went out to buy a cigar" replied the lady.
HAS he been gone longF" Eighteen
~years!" "Hc is quite right" replied the
gentleman, phi~losoPhically, "he wants to
choose a good one"
Two customers recently entered n room
used for the manufacture Of "Pharaoh's Ser
penis" in the upper story OF a house in Lon
don, England, just as an explosion occurred.
One OF the visitors was blown out Of the win.
dow and instantly killed, and the other and
the dealer in the dangerous toys were found
dead in the room. ..
In L~ynchburg, recently, the negroes voted
for Judge Of the Freedmen's Court. There
was an excitement between the " old issue
or uristocratic party, and tho "undercrust,"
who had been set free. The latter carried
the day, and elected John T. Slaughter by a
majority OF four hundred, over Captain 9. NJ.
Latham.
Recently, a gentleman asked one Of his
neighbors what his age was. al am not GER
t.in," replied he. 81 am either ifty-eighs
or sixty weight"
"What, not know your W age p"
"No, sir" replied the farmer. 81 count
my money, my income, and my cattle; but
Of my years 1 keep no reckoning. because
nm well convinced I shall loose mono OF them,
and that nobody will rob me Of them"
The following singular announcement Of q
birth appeared n short time since in Liver
pool: Thanks be ascribed to the name Of
the Lord Jesus Christ, mans only Saviour
blessed be His most holy name, and suffering
mother and son have been brought through
the furnace and are both doing well-bless
the Lord this child making the third urdu.
Gus though at length happy delivery! Hal
| leluiah Praiae the IordI Amen