The western Democrat. [volume] (Charlotte, N.C.) 1852-1870, 1866-10-16
OUR FoRTUNE TELLER.

AS great many well meaning but over Gu
rious young people, unwilling to await the ua-
rolling of the scrolhof fate by the slow but Ger.
tain hand Of time, are throwing sway their
stamps upon imposters who pretend to be astrel-
ogists and readers of the future through the
medium of the stars, we have thrown into con-
densed form the whole theory of the art of for-
tuae telling, BY the careful stady ofwhich any
lady or gentleman caa become pro6cient.
Our system is infalible, and, rs win be per-
ceised, is gotten up after the style Of the alma
nae, aud, we assure our readers 10 fully as re-
liable as that interesting annual.
January-The child born in this month win
| not be ushered into the world in July. He or
she will reach man or womanhood, If they live,
and be of strong frame aad robust health, II act
weakly and ailing. They will become wealthy
if they happen to accumulate or Inherit for
tunes. -.-t ~ 81. - t-5-
February-The man born 10 this month q
born at a later period in the year than the one
born in the preceding month. He will in al
likelihood be an ardent lover of women, and win
not refuse to take an occasional drink. The
woman born in this month will greatly resemble
women born in other months. She will en-
deavor to dress 10 the fashion s..t S-'s-[
,March-The mau born in this month will be
handsome, if he is not i'll looking. He will be
very apt to die when his time comes. The wo-
man will be tidy house-keeper, if she is not
slovenly, and great chatter box, If she ut all
resembles the rest of the sex. -
Aprif-The mao born in this month viii be
very unfortunate IL good fortune does not prove
his friend. The woman will be freekled If she
runs much in the sun without her bonnet.
May-The man who is born 10 this month
will have the advantage over the one born i'm
December, inasmuch as the weather 10 milder.
He will commence life in cradle, aud, without
chance, end it in a coffin The woman will
be very fond of reading, if she has learned her
letters and takes to books.
June-The man born In this month will love
mint-julips, and will be constant lover until
he finds a new sweetheart. The woman will
wear filters, If she have pretty foot, q neat
ankle, and a welturned calf
July-The man born in this month will be
very fond Of bread, meat vegetables, and coffee,
and pretty apt to eat three meals day-f he
can procure them. The woman will wear Brad
ley's Duplex Elliptic.
August-The man born in this mouth viii
like to swap places with Brigham Young He
will be passionate and ardent--so much Of the
latter that his favorite spirits will be ardent
ones. The lady will marry young, if ap oppor-
tunity and an eligible match present them
selves.
September-Ihe man born IN this month
will become the purchaser of the lucky ticket
10 the "busted up" Radical Orphan and Wi
dows' Relief Association, if he was foolish
enough to invest in the scheme. The woman
will be fond Of being courted, and always sing.
ing "Kiss me quick and 60, my honey"
October-The man born in this month via
come into the world ia the apple gathering sea-
son. The lady will be very fond Of the society
of gentlemen, and very industrious, If not Of .
lazy disposition.
Noyember-The man born in this month will
just escape coming into the world IN the last
month Of the year. The lady will be fond Of
popcorn and sleigking parties. She will be
always ready to pay the toll when crossiDga
bridge 10 a sleigh. ..
December-The man born in this month will
be apt to welcome the new year at very early
age The woman will have very pretty eyes
If they are not "cross or squint" and will make
a "fulI hand" at a candy pulling.