National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1866-09-14
A ,orfact brute's opinion of pic

A perfect brute's opinion OF pic
lies: "They are variegated fooler- +
es. They are srIltry stupidities.- p
They are elaborated funeral pro I,
SESSIONS. marching with melancholy .
step between rows of pies, ana :
cakes and ice-cream.7
The story of the invention Oh t
hullet nroof coat which recently ap- {
reared in the Paris NOrd, now turns
ant to he a hoax. The pistol was 5
with "a small cork only, ana
,ho inJented bullet, which was al. ,
terward shown to the astonished
spectators, was dropped upon the
floor bv the perpetrator OF the hoaN
the moment the weapon was fired.
4 Young lady from a boarding
school being asked at table II she
would like some more cabbage, re
plied: "By no means; gastron"mi.
cal safety admonishes me that l
have arrived at the ultimate culih
arv degultition consistent with the
code OF Esculapius.' AS she drew
back from the table, it was concltid.
ed she meant she had "eat a heap.
Hon. John Harleston Read died
at Charleston, $. c.. Aug. 81, IN the
fftieth wear of his age. He was
graduate of Harvard College, and
had received many civil honors from
his native State.
The coffin of colOred woman,
who had apparently died of cholera
at Cairo. Illinois, the other day,
during her husbands absence, was
onened by the latter on his return,
and sions of life were observed III
the supposed corpse. Inc woman
was removed from the coffin, ana Is
now AZ we'll ~ ever.
! The New Bedford Standard says
) it is currently reported that testl
g mony being taken by commission
ers in a will ease brought by cele
4 hrated bpiress. shows that a judge
! was offered q handsome bonus tt
break the will.
e.
70 The Toronto Ledder consoles 1t
h readers for the escape of Mike Nun
p. nhy. by remnding them that a
any rate he is well out OF the prov
iucp. and not likely ever to return.
IS Similarly noghcI1N: ST he Will no
If I l,Ii a., u-,+.b tooether an
e. ,t',,I' Cna Won, ,ra rid ,f a knave,
nj nan"
As Mr.. d. Stearns. of East PutneN
ne lately dispatched IA large stripe
70 snake forty inches in length, Whlc
II. contained torty-two young "snalk,
= ',''"-.'.I - z,5 ana ;nst ,hout 81
~, '''- ,oi r,,t ~ :. sra;l,
st.
a \ Girl named Meacham living
he Felchviile met with a severe accide'
er. on the 18th. She was al lef la1
10 cr's Just above the village, and h;
he climbed upon the hay NOV III u
as barn in search for eggs, and III e
t M t tl" 1aIdnr and frll strili,
n q ''''' ~" I,n,,IIo ofa n;trhtork viii
lvs "ntnraJ ,hn abdomen. and though
ZEN en-. L.r caSa was thouobt to
fall hanolass at last accounts il W
.Il,,,.Lt IL, would recover.
80
BIG GrsLD.-Mr. Chester brow
'i' of Craftsbury. raised this season
Sis niece of Southern corn. which We
- 936 pounds to the square roo,
of more 'ii'il - wa, ~ W. VI, a i,
NIX. eS',h'''' N'> ''''''' n.y., ~ r1,xn
S'a'hs' ~ WV 'l"' ~ tha sra
" present S,''o'. sa't, ,.ha, dr.;
; at
, " Allen T. 'arilSl'' son OF a'o.v'
i'' Carlisle, OF iiNhlou'n. i'. ~,
caught a HAWK II. " So w.. , ,,.p ; -.
we're wings measure" , ,n'' WV w. w.. ~
,ney from TIP t"uP. III, s''," 80
Bel Is but SeNrn years ., 's'' 'S ~,
we're ly quite a hunter anu ''"l'pei'a ',',,
n of caught thePaS' seaS"u' ''''0 '"''
we're aud twenty w"oN'hoeNs'
ir"ni The OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES OF
GENES occurred on Wednesda
heen last week, with an Grafton ny
tbn resentativc Frederick E.Woodbr
va of and poem by George Parker,
ye ms residents Of the town. \ process
thor visited the graveof Daniel Mcln'
soldier mde, General VOL
n an Ouohnc who WAS the first Whltt