Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1866-08-30
universal law which governs labor and


reasonable per cent. NV yoor salry To a
fund TO be used for the defeat NV OBJ |
jectionable congrismen In the disloyal |
states North
Tu al Nv these inquiries | only an |
swered yes, but went before Justice Nv |
the Peace and took an affidavit to EN-,
forwarded 1t back and my commishun
wuz forthwith sent to me.
There wuz a ioobilee the mite 1t ariv. |
The news spread rapidly through the
four groceries NV the the town, and sich
another spontaneous outburst NV joy l
never witnessed, /
The bells rung and for an hour or two
the Corners wuz in the widest stait NV
eggsitement. The citizens congratoo-
lated each other on the certainty nv the
acceshun Nv the President TO the Dimoc-
risy, and in their enthoosiasm five mig
ger families were cleaned out, two NV
IN. one male and the 'tother a female,
was killen. Then perceshun wuz or
ganiIed as follows:
Two grocery keepers with bottles.
Deekin Pogram.
Me, with my commission pinned onto
a banner, and under it written: ain this
| sign we conker."
Wagon with taboo onto it. A niger
| on the bottom boards, BasCom, the gro
Gerry keeper, with one foot onto him,
holdin banner inscribed "The niger
| where he oughter be-
Citizen with bottle.
Deekin Pogram's daughter Mirandy
In a attitood NV wallopina wench. Ban
ner "Weve Regained our Rites.
Two citizens with bottles tryin to. keep
in perceshun.
Two more citizens witch he'd emptyed
their bottle, falin out by the wayside.
Citizens two and two with bottles.
Wagon loaded with the books and fur
nitur NV a niger skool, in a staff OF
wreck, with dead niger layin on top
NV it, witch he'd bin captoored within
the hour. Banner "My Policy"
The perceshun moved to the meetin
nous and Deekin Pogram takin the chair
a meetin wuZ at wunst organized.
The Deekin remarked that this wuz
the proudest moment Nv his life. He
wuz gratified at the appointment Nv his
esteemed friend, becoz he appreciated the
noble qualities witch wuZ so conspicuous
into him, and becOz his arduOus servi-
Ces in the cause of DimOkrisy entitled
him to the posishun. All these wuZ
aside NV and entire disconnected from
the fact that there wood now be a prob
ability OF his gettin back little mat
ter Nv nine dollars and sixty-two cents
Cheer, heer rO witch he he'd loaned about
eighteen months ago, afore he he'd
| i'm MALL laorpaH fp Inv him
But there wuz another reason why he
met to rejoice tO-nite. 1t showed that
A. Johnson meant bizntss-that A.
Johnson was trOo to the Dimokrisy,
and that he he'd fully made up his mind
to hurl the bolts Nv ofishol thunder
which he held in his Presidential hands,
at his enemies, and make fight in earn
est, that he wuZ going to reward his
friends, them ez he Good trust. Our
venerable friends bein put in Condishun
to pay the eonfdin residents Nv the Cor
ners the small sums he owes them is a
good thing. ("Heer, heer !" "TrOO,
, troo !" with singular unanimity from
every man in the bildin,) but wat wuz
, SIGH considerashuns when compared to
the CRATE moral effect nv the decisive
|
grocery keeper, and 1--WE don't want no
moral effect" cried another My friends
when the news of this bold step of the
President goes forth to the South, the
price of COnfedert skrip will go up and
thee shoOtin Nv niggerS will cease, for
the redemshun Of the first / consider
ashoored, and the redOOsin Nv the latter
to their normal condishun | count eZ
good eZ done.
Squire Gavit remarked that he wuZ
too much Overpowered with emoshun to
speak. For four years, nearly five, the
only newspaper witch cum to the offs
he'd passed throo the polluted hands Nv
a Ablishnist. He he'd no partickler OBJ
jecshun to the misguided man, but he
wuz symbol of tyranny and so long eZ
he sot there he reminded EN- that they
were wearin chains. Thank the Lord
that day is over The Corners is re-
deemed, the second Jaxon hez risen aud
struck OFF the shackles. He wood not
allood to the trifie Nv twelve dollars and
half WITCH he loaned the appintee some
months ago, KNOWN it wood be paid out
Nv the first money.
Bascom, the principle grocery keeper,
rose aud called the Squire to order. He
wanted to know if it wuz fair play to
talk SIGH talk. No man could feel a
more heartfelt satisfaction at the APP
ointment Nv our honored friend than
him, shown ez it did that the President
he'd cut loose from Ablishnism, witch he
dispised, but he protested agin the squire
undertaken to git in his bill afore the
rest he'd a chance. Who furnisht him his
ticker for eight months, and who hez the
best rite for the first dig at the proceeds
of the posishun? He would never
The other three grocery keepers rose,
when Deekin Pogram rooled them all
out Nv order and offered the, followin
resolutions
Whereas, The President hez, in a
strickly constooshnel manner, relieved
this commoonity Nv an offensive Ablish-
mist appinted by that abhorred tyrant,
Linkin, and appinted in his place sound
constooshnsl Demokrat, one whom to
know is to lend therefore be it