The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1866-12-13
WIT AM HUMOR.

WIT ANY HuM0Rs !.
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Happiness can be mde quite - g
cell Of cheap material MS Of dear. ssaL
Fiue fur is soft for the woman who
wears it, but hard for the man -ho
buys il. gd'i1sfaH ~ i'N t.a'aAi'p
A promising young man may 90
very well perhaps, but paying on.
much better.
Large men. are less quarrelsome
than little ones, The greatest Of
oceans is the Pacific.
The man that thinks himselfhappi.
est, is really SO; but he that thinks
himself wisest, is the greatest fool.
An old mid, speaking Of marriage.
'ays its like any other disease, while
there's life there's hope. tga aro
A woman's griefis often very short.
Tr she loses her husband she pines
lWaJ LOT ~ sc'V"Ns H..n"f NN If.a tl
where are you going,f said one
hoy to another. who had slipped down
on an icy pavement Going to get
up was the blunt reply.
"Aint u wicked to rob dis chickeS
rocst, Dick?n "Dat's great moral
question, Humbo; and we amt no
time to arguefy II now hand down
anoder pullet. a"9i ,'gts a'bnn
'so you are going ~ keep hofseT
asked an inquisitivc maiden ofa bride.
tYcs,% said She. Going TO have girl,
| [ suppose. Il really don'tknow.' was
the blushing reply, whether it will be
IA girl or a boy
II want to buy sewipg-machi ="
snid an old lady, entering a shop.
HDo you wish II machine with a fell
2" inquired the clerk. "sakes, 20;
ion't want any Ofyour fellsrs about
me-"
Il . ..H
| Sam, I feel as'if I'd like 70 hah
my name handed down 70 Posterlty,"
I"Ah, nigger, de hpugmau will hand
you down from dc gallows into do
claws OBJ de desscctionists, ifyou dOnt
alter your way" eg ~, oa ..s
A lady wished sea, in crowded
hall. A handsome geutleman bre's-
her chair. 5f
"You are a jewel" she said.
qNo," was the reply. 81 havejus,
set the jewell afr lfis
A Connecticut pedler asked au OLD
lady if she could tell him ofany road
that no pedler had ever Travelled. ~ /.
know of but one, aud that's tho road
to heaven was the reply. rH
A man who had been teased to
death for many years by virago ofs
wife, when she died Lad the following
Inscription engraved upon the head.
|. stone of her grave. "Here lies ny
wife, aud heaven knows, not less for
mine than her repOse."
"I can bear" said a sufferer, II
can bear the squoaling of . pig. tho
roaring Of tbunder. or tho squall Of
ten thousand cats; but 'hc voice of q
dun is ia like the crack Of fdoom--and
when | hear dun am doae ou. sad
cut"
any dear young lady exclaimed :
gentleman. II am astonished at your
sentiments. You actully make mo
, startlp SWELL" sir. replied the dam.
sci, "Pve been wanting you to starb
$ for the last half hour
: If your sister, while engaged VITA
her sweetheart, asks you to bring
glass Of water from ths adjsiuire
room, start on the erraud. but yoa
need not return. Doa'i forget shis.
little boys,
5 A tall Eastern girl. named Shosl.
. long loved a certain big Mr.. Li;tle,
!. while Little, little thinking Of Short.
/, loved little lass pamsd LoEg Ts
: make long story short, Little kso'
: posed to Long, aud Short loneed =
be even with Liuls's shorteorlsinss.
so Short meeting Long, threaiaaad
to marry Little before hing. uhieA
4 caused Llttle in shors sims % nsas
Ivy Long. Qussy~pla l.ll shest
,loys big Lis.ls lass, bssssss Alsi:A
Loved Long a,.Ass