Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1866-12-28
Nasty.
Nasty.
ssShalI tho Democrnfic Party Live or del"
NJ N..hw Gfvea Hfa SfoWn on tho Sub.

From tho Toledo Blado.l
CoSrRDRIr x ROADS,
(wich is in the Stait Nv KentuckyD
November &c, 1866.
The papers NV the country are very
generally discussin the question: "Shel
the Democratic party live or die?' wich,
when we take into considerashen the
fact that the corpse is afore us, seems
to me boiler mockery, and a heartless
trifin with feelins Nv the friends Nv the
deceast. There amt no Soose NV talkin
NV its fucher, coz its in its fucher now,
and q tomb stun mite ez we'll be put up,
regardlis of expense, commonwealth its
yirchoos.
The Chicago Times and various other
papers are adyocatin the ice Nv fioppin
over to niger suffrage. | hev let my
Websterian intelleck lite onto this SUBJ
jock at various times, and the more l
hev considered it, the more I am salts
fed that it wont do. A naber of mine
wunst he'd the stumick-ake, and applied
to me for a remedy. In a spirit Nv jock
told him that stricknine would
cure that, ez we'll ez all other physicle
ills. The poor fellow, not seein it wuz
a joke, took an ounce or two, and need
l state the result2 He sleeps in the val
ley. Niger suffrage, witch is rank pi-
zen, wood end the troubles Nv the Dim
but woodent it end Dimocrisy
We mite die gracefully ez Dino
ocrats, but wood our resurrection ez
Ablishinists be certain2 Woodent the
when we are wunst entomb-
ed, forget to awaken us2
My objections are these:
/. We cant gobble Ablishen votes
with Niger suffrage, for the reason that
eff the people desire it they'd probably
20 to the inventors there of, that they
mite be ashoored Nv gettin the genooine
article.
2. We cant get the niger after he is
Il man and a brother. The Times lice
is, we'd ketch 'em on the score that the
trash materially gravitates to US. We
are too late for this. The niger jus
now is lookin up-not down, and efthe
tax wuz taken off Nv whisky, so ez to
bring that eSsenshel to Dimocratic sue
cess wunst more within u means, and
we shood devote ourselves ~enthoosias-
tically to the work, wouldent be able to
get EN- down to our level in twenty
years.
Aforc that time | shell hev gone into
that other world wher pollytix wont
trouble me, and if the orthodox r%elijus
beliefs Nv the day is correct, in the de-
partment Nv the tother world in witch
she'll pull up, there will be a strong
Democratic majority. Ez ! lift up my
eyes from thence, it will do me no per-
tickeler good, ez l know Nv, to be told
that the Dimocricy hev elected Their
President by niger votes-that intelli-
gence woodn't supply the place nv the
water | shood be calm for.
Its instant relief We need, and ef life
is ever pumped into the carcass afore
us, it must be done to wunst. hev an
idee fur the salvation NV the party, wich,
eff acted on will give us n lease NV power
for years-Mexico.
Here is suthin feasible. Let the South
adopt the Observation-Disclosures to-
wunst, providin Congress will knock
out the third section witch DISTINGUISHES
the heft Nv us who are fit for Congress,
and also repeel the test oath, and I'M
mejitly let Johnson annex Mexico. How
will It stand, then? We hev ten States
out, witch we kin depend upon. Ken
lucky, Delaware and Maryland make
thirteen, and Mexico kin be cut up into
twenty more, or thirty for that matter,
giyin us q clean majority in the SENT,
House and Electoral College. hev let
my intellek out onto this subjeck and
amt mistaken. In Mexico is the pre-
else populashen we kin best work upon.
"They can't understand our speekers,"
SEE one objector. Very good. admit
it, and what do we want Nv voters who
kin understand US? The downfall Of
Democrisy commenst the mint the peo-
pie begun to understand US. So long ez
they took things on trust, it wuz all
right, but when they begun to question,
the jig wuz up. Intelligence is a good
thing in the abstrack, but you must be
modrit in its yoose.
Enuff Nv US wood hev to emigrate
thither, NV course, to he sent back to
Washington. Seward and I, for in
stance, wood 60 to the SENT from Chi
huahua, Doolittle and DR.. Odds, Nv
Ohio, from San Juan, Henry Clay Dean
and Cowan from Tamaulipas, John Nor
rissey and Randall from Matamoras,
vallandigham and Slocum from Tchuan-
tepec, Gustav and Beecher-no, they've
pone back on us-Jim. Steedmnn and
Jesse D. Brite from Puebla, ct settry.
There wood BIO room for every n Nv
the leadin' Democrats North in these
States. Their wood be sixty seats in the
SENT and three hundred in the House
to be filed, besides the State ofises.
The hundreds Nv thousands Nv Dino
Gratis now mournin for o%fises, and who
can't be supplide, wood here find open
ms. Think Nv it! Thirty States turned
over to US with a people wich coodn't
compete with US for the ofises. My sole
expans with the thot. The field woold
be a rich one for Androo Jaxon Rogers
to stump, for the people, not under
standin a word of wat he wuz a sayin
and hayin a high opinion Nv the Ameri-
cans, wood think he wuz talkin sence I!
And His eggslency, the President ! wat
a chance It wood be for him He Good
hev Duglis dug up and re-buried at
Monterey, SO ez he Good hev a excoose
for making a tour to his tomb, or, Of
the friends of the statesman objected to
that, he Good 90 to Chicago by the way
Nv the city NV Mexico, and Good make
his speech at the way stations through
that country without fear. The Me1i-
kins wood receive the constooshns and
stars gladly, and ez they don't under
stand the language, they woodent re-
ceve his speeches with peels Nv lafture
ez they did on his late memorable toor
thro Moo York, Ohio, Michigan, lllinoy,
ct settry, the remembrance of wich,
even at this day, sends a thrill Nv an
guish thro the Presidenshal breast wich
even the triumph in Delaware and Mary
land cannot and does not soothe.
The people of the North would receive
the proposishen gladly. menshund the
matter to a leaden merchant Nv Phila-
delphia, who he'd just declined to give
six months credit for a small stock Nv
goods to q friend Nv mine, on my en-