The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1866-06-16

Harvard college is just beyond reach of
the big organ.
Cambridge University is always in session.
j is o law school The pleading is done at
the bar Of the Parker House.
The studies at Cambridge are said to be
very dry The studies affect the pupils
Pleading at the bar affects them likewise
or more like than wise
No one ever gets lost IN Boston. The city
is so well organized Like the big organ,
Boston has numerous stopsl Some Of the
streets are nearly as long as fish-pOle. But
not so long as Folks message. If man
don't like one street IN Boston, it Is easy to
get on another one.
After four days trial we could go from
! the Parker House to the City Hall without
getting lost This is a fact And in five
/ days we learned the route from Scollay
/ Building to Engine House No f.
| The business blocks in Boston are in
/ shape like Norwegian shoes
! The streets Of Boston are ike hop poles
struck by lightning. Some Of them are so
wide that cow could be MIXED in them by
turning her on her back and sitting astride
/ her brisket
Small horses are driven abreast-large
/ horses tandem in Boston. The fat woman
was exhibited there once-in the big organ.
/
might be. The sun has warped them
/ straight. Very clean in Boston IF a lady
/ drops q pin from her clothes policemen
makes her pick 1t mp. If a man shoots an
! apple seed out of a grocery he Is fined. Bos-
/ ton is very neat-especially near the big
organ, and cradle of Libertey. If a man
drops d remark, he is made to pick it up
And Boston people are so modest. They
under-rate themselves terribly.
The streets of Boston must have been
/ thrown in at the time Of some big fire. They
are so regular. If you would find any place,
start in an opposite direction. If you see a
policeman coming towards you, he is going
the other way. If he runs from you he'll
be where you are in no time. Up hill is
down, and " over there" is back here"
One day we started from the Office Of the
Boston Post to the Boston post Office, seventy
feet distant We walked straight ahead
went around seven blocks, saw policeman
standing in a doorway on each block-asked
each one the route to the post Office. Saw the
eighth policeman-askedh him politely Said
he; Look here-this is the eighth time
you've asked me that question-moye on OF
up you go"
Thought the policemen must be brothers
they looked so much aGkel Rather than
go around the block again we went 'totheI
way began to unwind, and got into the post
Office by mistake. The front of building is
inside-in the courts.
Except the big organ and the cradle
Ben. Butler spoke while we were there or
the restoration policy.
Went to his meeting, expecting to see him
giving back silver ware and other valuables
Was mistaken That kind Of restoration
wasn't policy
House rents are cheap in Boston. Nov
ing Is cheaper than house rent Its al
owing to the hub-the big organ and tn,
cradle
There is no drinking in Boston No pc
culiar female characters. What is common
is not peculiar.
New Bedford is to be moved into Boston
soon. BY legislative enactment the mump
are to be confined to Democrats--the choler,
Is to trouble only fOreigners--the chicken
pox is to be confined to old hens-nigger
are to have straight hair to disgrace them
and the whites are to have curly wool Oh
, their craniums to make them popular i
Boston. Not forgetting the big organ an
the cradle of liberty
New York is the watch fob, the South j
7 the brooches pocket, and the West button
: on the tail Of the coat Of Boston.
The sun rises in Boston--the final cor
= ilagration of mundane things will begin i
Boston on account Of the big organ and th
D cradle. Boston would have been laid GU
5 moro regularly if the dogs of olden time
had been pointers or the COWS had Wake
in more direct paths Therefore we Sc
+ many calves in Boston So much for tiltin
Y hoops
A good place to move from, if one move
early
From the cradle to the big organ,
CroOkedly,
t stBRICK PoMERoY