The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-11-08
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down out of the temple. after telling his ''dead /
duck" story. the people gathered around him,
and certain scribe said unto him, Master, l |
will follow thee wherever thou goest.
2. And he said unto him, | go back unto
Egypt, follow me, and thou shalt remain Prime
Minister and heat the goose" for me.
8. And Immediately the scribe called great
conciave, and as the dog days were near at hand
they caved in Wigwam at the sea shore and
forged ane W the chain to bind a race, and de-
cared to the world that four years of fiendish
warfare to destroy the big parchment that
made them better than loyal men.
4. And furthermore. said the great scribe. if
these rebels fail to govern this country with the
sword, we will help them.
5. And if they cannot do it peaceably they
are unworthy the name of men if they do not
attempt it by force.
6 Now be it known to the friends of this
country, that there is mighty crew all clad
in grey clothes that fit nice. for their captain is
Tailor.
Z. And this happy band of Loyal Traitors
want the Keystone for Clymer and then they
will climb the base of Bunker Hill and carry
Gettysburg to Boston.
8. And another one Of his disciples said unto
him: Suffer first to go and bury my father
for he was killed in the wilderness of my
Policy
8 Bat Moses said unto him Let the nigsers
bury the dead, follow My Policy and we viii
have good thing in '68.
TO- Verify | say unto you, the heavens and
earth shall pass away, but MY Policy must
be President
+ IL. Behold the axe is laid at the root of the
tree, and every tree that supports not my
policy shall be hewn down and cast into the
fire for Tailor.
CHAPTER VI.
1. Now, the people made bureau, that those
who loyal should not be prosecuted by
traitors, but those who had purchased their
freedom with their own blood should en-
joy it.
2. But Moses said unto them We are going
back into Egypt, and we can carry neither
cupboard Bureau, nothing but my Pol
icy" Ei
3. But the people said unto him, Moses
thou art dead duck, we received this Bureau
from our father Abraham and they placed it
beside the Tabernacle of the Covenant, and
Moses wept.
4. Now there were certain men called Re-
publicsrs in the land and they invented bill
os Civil Rights which said loyal man had
just as good right to swear TO the truth =
PICTURED traitor.
5. But Moses lifted up his voice and said
he &c Nv
/ The niger is an inferior being and l was
/ Tailor.
8. But two thirds Of the people said unite
Moses, Abraham wrote in the big parchment
that slavery should be no more, and you are
dead duck.
:. Moses became very wro:h and opened hi.
big mouth, saying,
s. Men and brethren we are going back intt
Egypt, we are more men at all if we suffe
such oppression; My Policy must prevail
| 9. will be your Moses. We will pass III,
Red Sea and occupy the fair land which IT,,
drafted men have taken, called Can't d
| Canada
10. Therefore, you will gather together you
tsbernacles, your slave pens. your auction
j
human chattles and we will take our Old Stat
utes, our old Constitution anu My Policy witt
us, and will go where the Democracy went du
,ing the war, even unto Can-I-Gie
II. Now brethren be of good cheer, BrecI>
enridge is there. S.ideH and Mason are there
Davis shall so with us. Vallandgham shall
go before for he knows the road: We will tax
the bones of Booth with US, and Clymer shat
go with Moses and learn the tailor business.
Il. And when We shall have taken posses
sion Of the Territories of the New Dispense
tribes Of Traitors that have fought under NJ
Policy.
Is. Vallandigham shall have kingdom an,
Clymer shall have kingdom, Alexander II
Stephens shall have kingdom Orr shall hav
kingdom, and Seward shall have kingdom
but Dooiittle shall have no kingdom for he ma
done but little.
IA Nevertheless, every man that killeth
Niger shall have kingdom and every ma
that can show commission under Davis 0
Lee, shall have an offce, for | am thy Nose
that taKeth thee out Of the land OF Bureau
and Civil Rights into the plaques Of Egypt an
The house of bondage.
if8 CHAPTER VII.
l. Now there was certain thing calle
{ elmer and he had been CLIMBING 70