The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1866-11-30
BIDDEFoRD ME-, FRIDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 80, 1866.

TN, each on IouT eBBsS unu ho noP0o 'u mo
course NV two years, ef there wuz no I'D
verse circumstances, to hev fresh eggs for
the royal table. 1t wus position Of gres.
responsibility, and one wich weighed upon
him. Seward wis privy couiisler, Doolit-
tle wus stewart Nv the household, and
Thuriow Weed wus keeper Nv the Kings
revenue. and wus doin very we'll indeed.
BY this time tho company assembled.
His Highness wuz In merry mood and
unbendid hisself There wuz q knot Nv
the nobility gathered in corner, and sfter
an earnest interview Nv ninnit Count
Won Cowan advanced to the foot nv the
throne, and on bendid knee demanded
boon.
.Whai, my faithful scrvitor, dost thou
most desire ?" sed His Highness.
ave wood, Your Majesty, hev tho pris-
oners NV state bro, into the presence, that
we may make merry over EN-"
.It shel be done," sed His Majesty, and
forthwith Baron Won Stee.imnn, who had
command Nv the Kings Household Body
Guard, wuz sent for them. In moment
they wuz brot in. They WIZ a mizable
lookin set. Forney and Wendell Philips,
chained together, Dick Yates and Gov.
Morton, Fred Douglass and Anna Dickin-
son, Ben Butlcr and Carl Schurz, Kelly
and Covode, while Chase wux tied to Hor.
ace Greedy, onto whose back wuz a placartl
inscribed, "The Last NV the Tibunes,"
at wich Raymond, who left the Raditlcs
and declared for the empire at precisely
the right time, and now wuz editor Nv the
Court Journal, laffed immodritly. Some
one exclaimed. "bring In Thad Stevens"
at wich His Majesty turned pale and his
knees smote together, "Don I, don't" sez
he, she's strength enuff left to wag his
tung. Keep him away! keep him away''
and he showed ez much fear ez men do in
delirium tremens when they see snakes.
Methawt l made inquiries and found
that things wuz workin satisfactory. Gen.
Grant WIZ in exile, and Gen. Sheridan had
bin decapi,utid for refoosin to acqncscc in
the new arrangement. The country he'd
him divided into dookdoms and carldoms,
and sich, over wich the nobility rooled
with undispootcd authority. The principle
men NV the North had been capchered and
s,ibdoodctl and was fillin menial posish.
ems in the places Of the mobility. No Lord
or Dock or Earl considered himcelf wei
served onless he he'd half dozen North.
ern Congressman in his house, while the
higher grnde Nv nobility wuzn't content
with anything less than Guvners. The in
debi,nis NV the South to the Nortl, he'd bin
adjustid.
* A decree he'd bin ishooed to tho effect
that Northern merchants who shood press
claim agin Sutherner shood bc behead.
ed and his goods conisticalcd. The qucs-
ton NV slavery he'd bin settled forever, for
the dimekratic ice Nv one class to rool and
one class to serve wuz fully established.
There WIZ now three classes Nv society,
the hereditary nobility, the untitled nobili.
ty, and the people the Inter, black aud
white, wuz all serfs, and all attached to the
soil. Iiznis WIZ all done by foreigners,
the policy Nv The government bein to make
tho na,iv born people purely agricultural
pcasantry. The nobility dcsirin to make !,
easy for en- give EN- one six Nv the produx
NV the soil, ,reservin the balance for their own
Use.
Ny dream didn't con,inyoo long enuff
for me to ascertain whether ] wuz a noble
man or not, but am Nv the opinion that ]
WIZ, for a servant, handin me apin TO
stick into Gen. Butler to make him roar for
the amoozemcnt Nv the company, address
inc as "Yo,r Grace" from which in.
ferred that WIZ one Nv the Lords spiritu-
al. Uniformity at this pint I awoke aud
sad awakenin il wuz. The goIus halls
had vanished, the robes Nv stait, the jewels
aud sicl, wuz all gone and ] wuz in my Of
fs, no, "Your Grace," hut merely a Post.
master in Kentucky village. Well, thnt
is sulhin. Wat better is nobleman? He
don't work, neither do [. He drinks wine,
II is true, hut hcv wat suits me better,
whiskey fresh from tho still. Yet my
dream may bc realized, and Of il is, | will
endcavor to fill the position with credit.
Who knows
PErRoLEux v. NAsBr, p. NJ,
(Which is Postnaster.)