Fremont journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County [Ohio]) 1853-1866, 1866-05-11

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need of the Civil Rights Law. .-e
Never marry widow unless her first
man was hanged. Il
II is said the prettiest girls in Salt Lake
city usually marry Young.
The latest fashion for ladies' bonnets-
A bunch of flowers and pair of strings.
A gentleman who spoke of having been
struck by a lady's beauty, was advised to
kiss the rod. s--s-
1t is singular, but true, that Eve was
created for Adams Express CompaDy-at
least it is so recorded.
About the only person that we ever heard
Of that was not spoiled by being lionized,
was Jew named Daniel.
A fat candidate for office in Alabama,
who is said to weigh 375 pounds, asks the
people of his district to try him.
If you wish to bring up a child in the
way he should go, it would probably be
as well for you to travel that way your
self. ..-........-. 49,. ..-..-......r,..
What is the difference between accepted
and rejected loverss The accepted kisses
the miss, and the rejected misses the
kiss. 81, .- .t.,.,., laa --t1 saas ra
"Annexation and war'-that's true, ev-
cry word Of il" said a pert old maid: "no
sooner do you get married than you begin
to fight" s7's.1 @
A western editor wishes to know wheth-
er the law against the carrying Of deadly
weapons applies to doctors who carry pills
in their pockets.
1t is well to blush when you are detect
ed in. committing mean act but far bet
ter to blush when you discover yourself
thinking of committing such an act.
SHARP.-A lady, speaking of the gath
ering of lawyers to dedicate a new court
house, said she supposed they had gone to
view the ground where they must shortly
lie! a '' 5-fef
AT an agricultural dinner the following
toast was given: ...,, s..-,.
"The game Of fortune-shufie the
cards as you will, Spades will always
win"
A Quaker once hearing a person tell
how much he felt for another who was
suffering and needed assistance, drYly ask
ed him, " Friend hast thou felt in thy
pocket for him." - ~
An advertisement of cheap shoes and
fancy articles, in country paper, has the
following nota 5ene: an. B. Ladies wish
ing these cheap shoes will do well to call
soon, as they won't last long Honest
The most sensual man that ever was in
the world never felt bis heart touched
with so delicious and lasting pleasure as
that which springs from clear conscience,
and a mind fully satisfied with its own ac-
tions. .--.,., ,..-, f.-,.. -....r
1t is not what people earn, but what
they save, that makes them rich 1t IS
not what they read but what they remem-
Der, that makes them learned. 1t is not
what they profess, but what they practice,
that makes them good.
another sent me to ask you to come
and take tea with her this evening" said
a little girl to her neighbor. ''Did she
say at what time !'' "No, ma'am she
only said she would ask you, and then the
thing would be off her mind"
I
Let those who are evil spoken of take
comfort 1t is only at fruit trees that men
throw stones. Who ever saw thieves
throw stones at the birch or maple? The
more fruit tree bears, and the richer It'll
the more it is likely to attract the atten,
ton Of the thief
1t is related of Lord Cockburn, that he
was once sitting upon the hillside with ms
shepherd, when observing the sheep repO-
sing in the coolest situation, he remarked
"John, if were sheep, | would lie on
the other side of the hill" The shepherd
answered: sAh, my lord, but if you had
been sheep, ye would hae had mali
sense"
A CLERGYMAN SAYS: 'Two-thirds of the
members Of my church are honorary mem
bers. They don't come to prayer meet
: ings; they don't attend Sunday school
thew don't add to the life Of the church
They are the passengers on the Gospe
ship; they bear no burdens, add no strength
Their names are on the books; they arr
Honorary members"