Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1866-11-01
Odds and Ends.

He who lives for bimself alone,
lives for q mean fellow.
If the way to heaven be narrow, it
is not long; and if the gate be strait,
lt opens into endless life.
! youth declares that his sister IS
50 tender hearted she can't be induc-
ed to strike ligls.
The man who makes q business of
raising pork for market may be said
to live by his pen.
1t is better to be wise and not to
seem so, than 70 seem wise and not
be so; yet men for most part desire.
tho contrary.
Entertain no thoaghts which you
would blush st IN words.
The sovliest faces are to be seen
by moonlight, when one secs half
'sfsa- t;s ssEd sls-=~sta "a 8 fsrevs
A exchange esays -Never get
people to work for you gratis. Two
years ago a nan carried 4 bundle for
rs, and We have been lending him
twenty Eve cents . week ever since.
Domestic Drama. - Scene l.
Mother in the cellar splitting wood.
Scene , Daughter in the parlor
singing TO Clarence Fitz Noodle the
pathetic ballad OF Who will care for
Mother nsw?"
Onc exceedingly warm day in
July q neighbcr met old Jee II. and
remarked that it Was very hot
ayes" says Joe. ''If it wasn't for
one thing l should say We were ge-
Ing to have a thaw." whats that
inquired his friend. There is moth
ing froze," says Joe. The man went
his way much enlightened
a Western Judge full OF fun and
frolic, aud Eithal Q Widewer OF i've
children, was lately banterod BY
pretty miss Of twenty-five for net
taking a wife The Judge confessed
his remissness, and ended in offer
ing himself to the lady who had So
pointed oEt his short
comiRgs. She was willing, but there
was one-to her-serious obstacle
Nv Wcii," said the Judge, ''name it
Ny profession il 20 suTnOuns such
obstacles" .'Ahl Judge, this is be-
yond yeur powers. have vowed if
/ ever marry q wideWer he must
have ten children" Ten children.
Oh, that's nothing" SAYS the Judge.
"I'il give you Eve now, and NY notes
on demand in yearly installments for
the balance. &"
GS- Mrs. Partington says: am
ashamed and mortified at ANDY
When he said his big piece at Cleve-
land, he told as hoW'dy and good
bye, and then he got So exaggera-
ted, as the generality of men do,
about repairing brichss--said his
would not stand it. His
briches must be mended Now, ev-
knows Andy makes briches,
and / think It's his own business at
this critical moment TO mend his own
briches. If he haint got time, lie
so much, he might borrow
Mr. Secresy SeWard's, for it don't
lock nice in crowd where so many
women felix's are, TO be fussing about
his briches. o dear me.
what q time they viii have when he
gets home mending briches. Thev
tell me he tore up all the bureaus in
the place.
ET There is a girl in Jersey whose
lips are 30 sweet that they stick TO-
gether every morning by the honey
they distil, and she can't open her
until she has parted them
With q silver knife She viii be
treasure to her husband, not enly On
account OF her sweetnses, but be-
cause she can occasionally keep her
mouth shut.
i GESFLENAN.-Geatility IS neith-
II in birth, manner or fashion. but
n mind. : high sense Of honor, 4
determination never to take advsn-
age OF another, and adherence to
ruth. deiicScy, and politeness to
ward these with whom you have
iealings, are the essential and dis
inguishing ehArscteristics ofa gen
leman. S