The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1866-05-13

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es parceled out in logs Of lamb and utton cbop This
humanity And what oec0 Of the fat ox2 Beef
steaks u and ss,hs soft combs but
Ny friend the hog, ought % pray thai ali Mankind would
become Hebrews or thSi the tchins would spread Ike
Of ali beasts as
dry as the meat OF We jackas Great cheerng sym
pa,n a WIN YOU ALL and look for the time when men
Viii All peoome, vke myself, vegetarans. Tnen, ana NOT
TIL then, shall have the millennium Then the lion
and The lamb, Horace Greeley and Ben Wood, shall lie
hoo an hoe. ah-hool ali!
His Exec lency with this eloquent outbarst amidst
secretary sided to the front and read sharp csear
and per- ecty distinct voice, the following resoutseus
winch The Chairman declared open TO depate:-
THE RESOLUTIONS.
Rec olved That considering what the nation to the
amin als what has promised them and remembering the
. sread ether saie just Or ieaOrss
% as onee sv oonsy to the
~ nature. Applaase)
Of nomna but aso Of suffering under the
yoke dsssndence upon the win Of their masters 70,
no Lesssture alter This unless it be
Resolved That compromise great principles
ends might have had some nee but
upon any other than absolute Justice m.
@ Ss.ss' Liberty n sS
Charles Cha and TSad the American
Resolved That the thanks of this meeting and of all ami
mails dispersed legislature Of Nev
. Mayor 20
Ssss M Mr D b bishop
Hall, CcIn,ssoner Acton and other gentlemen for their
and Other persons for their coasristons and 70 supern
eS.sss
The CHAIRMAN then that these resolutions
which strangely reminded reporters Of those adopted
at the recent meeting of the Antsavery Socety-were
open to debate and would be voted upon separately
REMARKS OF A CAR HORSE.
The first speaker horse forty years old said
to be the same dead-lame fellow whose behalf the
society addressed Mr. Vanderbilt the other day.
'My dear friends" began the bunged up veteran, II
don't believe in this moyemen. at a It's JOB It's
They don't mean any good to u.s. That's the way with
men. know the world. I've travelled up and down
! wish was! All, how sigh for the days when
green and kicked my heels in the wide meadows Of
my native Vermont. There was time when didn't
need the assistance of any society for the prevention Of
cruelty"
81 believe you, my boy" snorted long-nosed iron
The VETERAN looked that way with grin and whinny
Of intense satisfaction, and went on'Yes If there is
anything in that look back to with especial
PRIDE, 1t is that in my eventful life have done all the
harm possibly could to that strange of
called men. was in my youth splendid kicker; that
is when they put me in harness before any of
hcle my heels instantly became like q siege battery,
ner kicked my way out of everything, and of the
possession Of at least hundred owners for sold
every other day How used to laugh to hear the jock
eys describe me as sound and kndl'
Here little pony rose TO point Of order, and wanted
to know what had all this do with meeting and If
the veteran had anything to propose.
The Chairman rose to decide the point of ORDER but
his brayng rendered unntelligble by the
every hand for the veteran to go on His temper
appreciated
This mark of sympathy pleased the old fellow.
"rhese ponies, he said, with an air of contempt fare
gentle; they will submit to any kind of usage and it is
not to be expected that they could understand animals
of nooler spirit AS said, was KICKER have broken
in lima Uht ri,c cp,r, five
skulls and, better than all, nineteen necks'
Here the veterans voice lost in the most tremen
horses neghed, the whole chorus fairly broke loose
The veteran pricked his ears capered forward and
seemed to feel the fire OF other days.
"You may judge" he said, "that was pretty
good society myself and believe that my plan the BEST
therefore m opposed To any thanks such
but II somebody must he thanked, will propose quite
another set of men,"
"WhoS whos'' was bawled in every direction
"Wcll said the veteran 81 would propose a vote of
thanks to the drivers and conductors all the city
Here there was great interruption. The proposition
denounced from every direction and four hundred
car horses declared that they the most cruel Of all
the human wretches.
The VETERAN resumed:-T say a great deal on
every hand about the cruelty of these They
bad enough doubt; but what signify the cracks and
curses they give usY When you have suffered what
have you will little for that propose to thank
these for the first good holiday I've had in eleven
years Some time ago they had what they call strike,
grand occasion for for at least eight thousand
horses rested all that mea thing unprecedented in the
that; but do not consider that thus relnqush the
right TO kick the brains out of Of them any oppor
tunty. propos, these men for thanks If anybody is
to be thanked; but would like it to be understood that
! am opposed in principle to all this nonsense, and
believe that the best plan is for animals to trust to the
heels, horns and teeth that nature has given for their
protection That's my plan ght 1t out, and you won't
be dsgaced and Disguised by the efforts Of any society
10 your favor Look atthosc poor devils the ngrersl
No this word "nigger uttered than there
was new uproar II was impossible TO make out
exactly what it all meant-wheher pleasure disgust
of forty
earthquakes.
REMARKS OF MULE.
The loudest sound emitted by certain mule, who
screamed, roared and beloved with the most awful
energy THIS fellow wanted 10 be heard on the subject
of Niger suffrage He believed that If nggers per-
mitied to vote mules ought TO be permitted TO vote
also. He had been one OF team of six mules
that had drawn an army wagon through Viz
he said we had about twenty different drivers,
all niggers and mules and nggers working side by side
IN that way, gentlemen. afforded me excellent oppor
tunty for comparison Of intelligence, and assure you
II was immensely aganst the Niger. We mules are
the intelligent by all odds Therefore, on this
question OF the niger
AT this word the uproar broke out again and led to
most stormy debate in the course OF which appeared
that the uproar arose from the unwillngness Of tho
meeting to let the niger be introduced their delibe
ratons because was said, the Niger will divert US
profitable conclusion.
REMARKS OF BULL.
Mr. PRE-IDySl-Ir switch on on the Niger we
might ms wei adjourn at once zee the great example Of
the United States Congress Ii started the Niger
once, and has been able to get on any other
topic since. Let us profit by that wofu example
was therefore soiemny resolved that this meeting
would not discuss the niger, at the risk OF being
the only deberative body in the world TO leave him
alone.
REMARKS OF A FAT RAT.
Mr. Far RAr-tsupposed 10 be the identical "Uncle
Jimmy or popular h0te-rose to express his grew
ances "a Metropolitan gave several savage growls in
order to restore order amid murmur Of dsapprobaton
He said he was the most prosecuted of all animals He
was hunted by man and beast and dogs black and
TAN Scotch and skye But OF all creatures the
most cruel OF all Here you have, Mr. President, a
Society FOR the Prevention OF Cruelty TO Animals and
ind among the members the Of Of the
cruel and unrelentng opponents OF my unfortunate
race Al The very moment, SIR, when Mr. August
Belmont, Mr. Simeon Draper, Mr. Peter Cooper
Mr. A. T. Stewart, Mr.. Moses Taylor, the Rev.
Mr. Bellows, and other highly respectable cti
zens were conniying together for the suppression
OF cruelty to dumb creatures, and giving their
money Tor the purpose, at that very moment In their
cellars dark places vou could find inf