davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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HANDSOMELY TURNED.-A correspon-
dent of the Macon Telegraph, writing of
some of the incidents of a late session OF
the County Court of Putnam, reports the
following good reparteo by ]. A. Turner,
late of the COuntryn'an:
After the business of the Court was
over, lust before the adjournment, and
while the bench and bar were indulging
in pleasantries, DR.. H., a wag, applied for
license to plead and practice law in tho
County Court. In order to humor tho
joke, tho Court appointed J. A. Turner to
examine the candidate for license.
Quoth Turner to applicant, with great
dignity and gravity: "What is tho first
requisite for making a good lawyer?"
"To be o id rascal" was Els ready
response, followed by great laughter, the
spectators evidently thinking Turner was
done for.
But Turner arose with dignity, and
addressing the Court, said may IL please
the Court, I deem it unnecessary to pro-
long this examination. DR.. H. has said
that the first requisite to make good
LAWYER is to be id rascal. l pro-
nounce the Doctor fully qualified, and
move that he be enrolled as an attorney
of this Court"
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Soup OR NoTH1Na.-At very excellent
hotel not 100 miles from our parts, they
were ono day short of a waiter when a
newly arrived Hibernian was hastily made
to supply the place of more expert hand
"Now, Barney" said mine host, mind
you serve every man with soup the first
thing-serve soup first"
"Bedad, I'll do that same" said the
alert Barney.
Soup came on, and Barney, after help
ing all but one guest, came to the last one
"Soup, sir ?" said Barney.
"No soup for me" said the man.
"But you must have tit is the rules
of tho house"
"Hang the rules of the house!" ex
claimed the guest. When / don't want
soup I won't eat it,"
"Well," said Barney, with all due so
lemnity, "all can say isjust this, it's th'
regulations of the house, and divil th'
drop else will ye get till yes finished th'
soup!"
The traveller gavo in and the soup wa'
gobbled.
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Goethe was in company with q mot

- Goethe was in company with amotn-
or and daughter, when tho latter, being
reproved for something, blushed and burst
into tears. Ho said: GLOW beautiful
your reproach has mado your daughter
That crimson hue and those sil7cry tears
become her much better than any orna-
ment of gold or pearls; these may be hung
on tho neck of any woman, but those are
never seen disconnected with moral puri
ty. A fnll-blown flower, besprinkled with
the purest hue, is not SO beautiful as this
child blush1ng beneath her parents dis
plesuro and shedding tears Of sorrow fol
her fault. A blush is sign which nature
hangs out to show where chastity ant
honor dwell"
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HuoaINa.-An editor in Iowa has beon
fined two hundred dollars for hugging a
girl in church.-Erchange.
Cheap enough! We once hugged a
girl in church some ten years ago, and 1t
has cost us thousand year ever since.
-Yoany america.
That's nothing! We hugged girl in
school some twenty-five years ago, and
had to support her and the family ever
since.-Tyoga Democrat
Come to Salem, Oregon, boys! Como
to Salem, Oregon; we have hugged a
dozen. and it hain't cost ccnt.-Denao-
cratic Revie,o.
We hug, and like to hug, and darn tho
expenses; fellers, if you enjoy luxuries,
you must pay for thcm.-Day Book.
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: There is not q man in the nation

= There is not man in the nation
that respects Brownlow, or respects any
human being that does respect him, OF
even any dog that will follow him. Very
few dogs will follow him at all. Dogs
follow man by the scent of his foot
steps, but almost every dog that chances
to hit upon Brownlow's trail is so over
como by the concatonation of foulost
stinks that he goes off bowling to his
kennel.
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NOTICE

is hereby given that an application will be made
at the next session of the Legislature for renew
al of the charter of Earlc's Bridge, over Seneca
River, on the road from Anderson to Knox's
Bridge. ]. B. EARLE.
July ~, 1898 sm
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Schedule oyer the Blue Ridge Railroad.

ON and after Saturday the 10th inst, the Trains
on the Blue Ridge Railroad will leave Anderson
for Pendleton and Wahalla, on Wednesdays and
Saturdays, after the arrival of The Greenvills &
Columbia Railroad Trims.
Will leave Walhalla on Mondays at 2 o'cloct;,
q. M, connecting with the down Train of Green
vile s Columbia Railroad
Will leave Walhalla on Wednesdays at II o'clock,
q. m.
Wild. GAILLARD,
Superintendent B. R. r. R.
Feb 8, 1866 "a
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PHGNIX AND GLEA.ngER
THE DAILY PHE.yIX

Is published every morning, except Monday, and
contains TIE. LATEST NEWS, by telegraph and
mails up to the hour Of going to press Editorials,
Correspondence from different points, Miscellane-
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Matter is rot to be excelled by any paper IN South
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THE yRLVEEKLY PHGNLY

Contains in every number, the reading matter
embracing the latest news Of Two ISSUES of
the daily. 1t is published every Tnesley, Thurs
day and Saturday mornings.
THE CLEAN ETs
Is published every Wednesday morniag. 1t is tn.
desire aad will be the object ct Ike Proprietor, TO
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PAPER IN the South. IN f2c., 81 lis name indA-
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to assert that their practical working will widely
disappoint, in the present temper and tone of the
people, the ends aimed at by the radicals We
may be pardoned possibly for Specializing upon
one Of the results incident upon the carrying out
Of their declared policy with regard to the regula
tons under which the erring sisters " are TO be
admitted to the family board, leaving our readers
to fill out the picture in relation to the others
Take, for instance, negro suffrage. Did it ever
occur to these honorable gentlemen that in case OF
the imposition Of this condition upon the South,
the people might quietly leave their national aairs
solely i'll the hands of the newly-franehlsed ana
dusky citizen that their constituency IN the next
congress might consist of an entire delegauon
direct from the cotton fields and sugar kettles OF
the South, We fancy we see Mr.. Sumner, brother
committeeman upon ways and MEANS debating
with CnAae who represents tine Lafourche district,
| or andaavorinq TO convince sambo, the honorable
senator from Mississippi in the national congress,
/ that the freedmen's bureau was not constructed
| ont of mahogany. What satire it would be upon
republican and representative government, and
vet who viii dare say that such an event is at all
unlikely? W.-.gla
! We repeat, that this chilling apathy Of our peo-
pie to the result of the present congressional
deliberations, is fraught with evil to all of us; but
whatever misfortune it bears within its bosom
belongs solely to those fanatical conspirators who
are laboring to deepen it. Clear heads are, how.
ever, not wanting in the councils of the nation
that have discerned and properly valued the com
ing danger More than one feeble warning has
echoed through the halls of congress. A voice
has rang it defantly from the Executive Mansion
and it was only few days since that the Tett
d 4iaGs pointed it out in conversation upon the
course pursued by the late Confederate Generals
Though we do not think he sought the cause in the
right place yet it is plain his eagle eye perceiye
the threatened storm. We have evidently arrived
at curious period in our history What is thu
next act to be-; tragedy Or comedy? Who cal
| tell?
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Allen As.oe.ntIen.

ST. CHARLES HofFL, Etw ORLEANS May 81, 1865.
Pursuant to notice, the executive committee OF
the Allen Association met at the St. Charles Hotel
at 7 O'Clock P. NJ, Gen. D, w. Adams presiding,
Col. E. DIiltenberger was appointed permanent
treasurer of the Allen Association.
E. w. Halsey was appointed secretary of the
executive committee.
On notion a committee Of five was appointed
to solicit contributions, to correspond and appoint
subcommittee throughout the State and else
where as follows:
Col. John NJ, Sandidge, A. H. Isaacson, Harlow
J. Phelps, Col. J, 0. Nixon, Dr. J. S. Copes,
E w HALSEY, Secretary
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GROWING APATHY.

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tbe man who wasted bis gnnnoyyder 10 lin flies,
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the Great Ch05cra Remedy.
GREY JACKET BITTER S
A SURE CURE FOR
Cholera, Cholera Morbus and all Diseases of the
Stomach and Digestive Organs

We would respectfully announce the public that recent
experiments both in Europe aud New York have that
our Grey jacket Btters act like charm in the cure
of AsIATIC CHOLERA, as well as in DIARRHEA, DYs-
EMERY, CHRONIC INDIGESTION, and all other aiec-
lions of the Stomach and has been tried in several
Cholera this city and each time the sufferer
relieved insantOneousy As 1t is undoubtedly
touleo the valuable description taking 1t habtu
ally will not be liable Cholera other diseases Of kindred
nature 1t strengthens the system gives tone to the stomach
and guards the constitution generally from the nroads of
disease possessing the additional advantage of being pleasant
to the containing any those deleteou drugs
which have made Cholera preparations obnoxious to the
public prove popular With all who try it. Believing
that has provided remedies for all complaints in every
locality have culled the smpes which
Grey Jacket Bers from the vegetable kingdom in our State
Their separately for diseases of the Digestive Organs
new and ali the originality claim in the compromising
valuable medicine in combining and distng ogehe
the virtues of each to In concord with the rest
We advise heads Of families provide themselves with
bottle of GREY JACKET BITTERs. to have it read
for immediate use should their children be suddenly aucks
with dangerous symptoms.
It can be had at an the principal retail Drug Stores
Groceries in the city and country very low price b.
the trade at wholesale from
R4RNFTT 4 LION
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ethnography, and the Greeks and Roman depart
ments have been enriched by a number Of anti
quities from the Hourtalis sale. Professor Owen
reports 16,700 additions to zoology, 1909 to
geology, and 1928 to mineraogy.
The Buenos Ayres Standard of March 25th gives
the following account Of a recent phenomenon in
that latitude:
On Monday evening. the 10th, cur city was Wis
tied by one Of the most terrific phenomenon ever
known in this OF perhaps any other country No
pen can attempt to convey to those Who have not
seen it even the faintest idea Of this awful storm,
which, while it lasted seemed to indicate that the
world was at an end and chaos come again. All
that we read about sand storms in the East or the
darkness of Egypt in the time of Pharaoh, fades
before the remembrance. Even the Oldest inhab-
itants of Buenos Ayres, so accustomed to dust
storms were seized with the utmost terror, never
having experienced anything approaching to 1t IN
| horror and intensity.
| For several hours previous there were ndica-
lions Of storm all around the horizon and at ten
minutes past FIVE, masses of dust clouds passed
| rapidly overhead, coming from the southwest.
| Then almost as quick as lightning all was enyel-
| oped in total darkness we cannot find word to
| express the thick palpable obseurity which hung
| over and around all No one could attempt to
move or even seek shelter, but all stood rooted to
/ the ground People in the streets had to remain
was so dreadful that the strongest brick ediices
| quaked and shook, as if about to topple over and
| bury all their inmates in the ruins.
1t being dinner hour, the hotels were crowded
and in the confusion no candles could be got; ne
ther could the gas be lighted, as it was before the
hour for turning it on. Meantime the zinc roofs
glass, ETC., were blown about in all directions. Al
the Hotel de Paris, when the glass root fell in i
was thought the house was falling, and people
rushed about madly; some jumped from the CORR
4 der into the yard. -.......
At twenty-five minutes past o'clock, dayligh
began to gimmer through the murky canopy o
. a..9ttl ann
selves distinctly. Then the rain poured down il
torrents absorbing the dust and running through
the streets in streaks of nky blackness.
n The Tribune states that young man committed
suicide from fright during the storm. In tn
suburbs numerous casualties are mentioned, as ais
in port,
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FRIDAY MORNING. JUNE /. 1855.

81, PETERS PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL CHURCH
EsPLASADE STREET, OPPOSITE THE MINT.-The Rev.
Mr.. "A. D. Mccoy, rector Of this church, with com
mendahle devotion to the interests of bis parish
toner's, has prayers there daily at o'clock morn
ing and evening, when seamen and other working
people can assemble and worship God ia their
everyday clothes and occupy tree seats. On
Sundays there win be morning prayers at
O'Clock, Sunday school at 3, sermon at IL, and
evening prayer at a quarter before o'clock.
Seats are always free and the services never will
exceed thirty minutes, excepting on holy days
when they will be extended to forty minutes.
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COp0rtlershil0.

The undersigned formed couaruershp under the firm
Of F. G. BARRIERE CO. and take pleasure in announcing
to their friends and that they will their store
at the old stand of O. Barriee Bro No 1856 Canal street
on MONDAY the h June when they will offer splendid
stock ofgoods Just opened, at greatly reduced prices
F. G. BARRTERE,
G. W. BABCOCE,
New Orleans June ls 1866
p. s-M T. LIvAUDAIs, of the old firm of Gquel Iami
SON has charge OF our sales department aud will be pleased
to see his friends.
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Southern Pacific Railroad.

Stockholders in the old Company are reminded again that
the offer made to them by the new Company will be finally
Withdrawn the LIST day Of June. All have paid the
amount required andhave not arranged their Stock
quested to come forward and do by the st of Tie
books must be closed, and the Stock issued
Let the old and early friends OF the old Southern Pacific
Railroad Company accept the liberal offer fhe Company
and help push along It in good condition first
ratund progressing If enterprisiug citizens of Louisville
having interest in the business be created by this Road
have made large loan to the Company surely New Orleans
Stockholders who will get all the benefoIhe business created
by it, might do the little they called to do 10 refuse
to do it, is to say the least short-sighted Besides it is
discOuagng the present able and efficient managers Ihey
not asking loan from New 0reans they only ASK that
New Orleans shall give its moral support by contributing
mere pttance get Stock into the new Company The
realized from this source very small tits not
that much that they to be able to say to the
friends the Company abroad that they have the confidence
friends home They challenge investigation into their
management Of the affairs Of the new CompaIyare in wise
responsible for the of the old COmpanyand
IT spIy childish to attempt hold them responsible for 1t
railroad has been chartered by the State Of Texas running
from Houston in nohwe terly direction Red River eros
sing the line of Southern Pacific Railroad about Is miles
from Marshall It is completed Millcan 90 miles from
Houston and said company Northern capitalists have
engaged to competeitto Red River Do not plainly
that it Importance New Orleans to push forward
the Southern Pacific Railroad even its Red River trade
to,say nothing eff its trade with the interior of Texas living
Of Shreveport be diverted to Houston and Galveston
thence to foreign ports 1t important that all inter.
esed in the trade and business prosperity of New Or
leans should have an eye single to this fact
New Orleans by the building of the Southern Pacific Rs
road to the shores of the Pacific or only to Ell Paso from
Shreveport will have new Mississippi subj ect
annual oVere"s however, unless be the overflow Of bust
ness-to pour wealth into her lap and her career
prosperity hitherto unknown.
H. S, FULKERsON, Agent,
TTnn sreet
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MARRIED.:

On Wednesday, May 80 by Rev DR. Palmer atthe residence
of the brides father Miss EMMA SPEED to w A WILCOX
formerly Of Evansville, Ind Nc cards.
RJ-EvansyIlle, Ind, papers please copy.
On Thursday, May 81, 1866 by the Rev DR. Gulon Mr.,
HENRY c. WATTS, of Madison Indiana to Miss ELLA A.
MILLER of Cincinnati, Ohio. No cards
n.Cincinnat PittsBurg and Philadelphia papers please
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The undersigned proposes publish the first of August
next alphabetical order Record OF the services Of citizens
Of New Orleans who served IN the late specifying the
date Of enlistment Of service rank company and regi
ment garrison or bureau if detailed
when where for what duty battles personally engaged
in wheR wounded Of wound prisoner where and
duration thereof when exchanged transferred what
duties date and rank of promotion with services date Of
resignation, etc,
The subscriber the privilege Of condenng records
that are too lengthy or verbose. ."s&"
The Record will be open the insertion, by relatives
friends Of services of deceased soldiers
The work will be published in Svo fine paper and n
variety of bindings embeshed with steel eugayugs of the
Ladies Of New Orleans who prominent in active beneyo
lence towards the Confederate sick and prisoners.
Communications must be addressed to the undersigned
Postoce Lockbox No S2 subscribed to by the writer
well known citizen
No communications received after the Gr of July when tile
Record will be prepared for the press.
VIM. L. ROBINSON.
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a gold claim in California, near San Francisco,
recently yielded (the result of thirty-fye days
working ten bars of solid metal weighing two
hundred and sixteen pounds and valued at
$4,000,
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The second number Of the New Orleans Medi-
cal Record, edited by Drs. Dowler and Chambers,
has been received. Like the first, it is flied with
original articles BY Southern physicians, on sub
jects Of general interest to the profession.
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And Every Other Description of OBJ Printing

The material Of the BOOK AND JOB ESTABLISHMENT
ENTIRELY NEW having Just been received from the most
Celebrated F0undres and comprises all Modern Improve
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QUICKEST LINE OF TRAVEL

FROM NEW ORLEANS TO ALL THE GREAT COM
MERCIAL CENTERs AND RESORTS OF
PLEASURE IN THE UNITED
STATES and CANADA
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DIscoRD IN THE CRY CABs.--H is really sur
prising that 50 many people Of good taste and
refinement should be in the habit Of riding in the
CITY cars, without demonstrating against the mon
strons nuisance which has lately crept into those
vehicles ia the shape Of vagabond minstrels and
beggsrly haFpers. These fellows, big and little,
force themselves into the cars with ludcrous
geliFoatsry, cumber the passage and the seats with
their huge instruments of diseord, and chatter
away like balloons III the barbarous patois Of the
Swiss and Italian Alps, until the cars are filled and
ready to start. Once in motion, the concert
begins-the fiddler saws his catgut; the tambourine
il seraped and jtngled and thumped, the apology
for harp Is thumbed and thrummed, whilst a
chorus Of cracked voices, innocent of alltune time
and harmony, bursts upon the tortured ear, put
ting to fight all power Of thought or converse
ton.
Not tie least Oh ectionabe feature in these peri
patetic performances ii the indecency of the songs
themselves. The parents and guardians who
femunerate these Migrants for their attempts at
music are half the tiinesunaware that the Italian
ditties their young companions are listening to
you'd bring blush to the cheeks of Neapolita1
lazzaron. The words to most Of them are Of the
most vulgar and indecent character, and in many
cases these worthy improvisation adapt their Ian
gdsge To suit particular ladies' present.
Having no domieil, rarely or never washing
themselves, on changing their underclothes, these
musicians are frequently infested with Yermin.
Furthermore, It is byno means b part Of their oc.
oupationto avoid picking pockets when opportu.
niy Offers.
Shakespeare says
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