Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1866-06-29
VARIOUS ITEMS.

"A store keeper advertises ten pounds of
saasages for dollar. That's dog cheapp'
AS every thread Of gold is valuable, 50 is
every minute of time.
"A San Francisco editor says that when he
thinks Of lreland's woes, his heart goes pity
Fat. '.,5,
The press and petticoats--the ruling
powers OF the day. The first spreads morals
and the last spreads considerably.
"A man out in Indiana got a divorce from
his wife because she went skating against his
wishes. lie concluded to let her slide.
An affected milkmaid says that butter
has taken q downward churn. The strongest
N the tub is the weakest in the market.
Mr.. Jones, have you got a match r.
res, s'ss~a match for the devil there she
..s.. mixing up dough" pointing to his wife.
What is idleness? Working yellow morn
tains on subsoil, or blue-tailed dog in sky
eolored commissions
Miss Dickinson is going to get married !.
Shesis in advance of most young ladies, who
donot usually lecture until after marriage.
The age Of a young lad is now expressed
according to the present style Of skirts, by
saying that I" eighteen springs have passed
over her head -
The man who imagined himself wise be-
cause he detected some typographical errors
IN a newspaper, has gone west TO get per-
- = 80 i'''o."
sof whiskey, which4a grocer put in an eight
gallon key, said he didn't mind tho money
overcharged 50 much as he did the strain on
the keg." 9
H. IA gentleman saws be never lnaw eoo. -
be SO scarce as they have been this year. He
ar mn a IN rl,aI
Stevens to amend the Constitution so as to
make 1t treason for hens not to lay"
"A lady in Oregon, in writing to friend
in New York, saws that cattle in, that region,
ave- ave % sucn great age, thelr owners have to
~ ions poies ~ 'neii noinS ior 'ne Wrinkles
" run ou' on'
The best defence of living that was ever
read, is the remark of Charles Lamb, related
oy Leign hunt, that truth was precious and
NV " w "as'eu on everybody.
when yoltaire was told that friend of
his was studying to become 4 musician he
exclaimed. z WHY will he be 80 mad ue
will have to thrust drugs Of which he knows
but little, into q BODY of which he knows
iess'
AN old bachelor proposes the following
sentiment for sthe thirteenth regular
toast . ON the 4th of July q The FairEmay
their Virtues exceed the magnitude of their
skirts, while their faults are still smaller than
their bonnets.''
oay, fomp, you Niger, where you get
H y. new nay ny, AZ de SHOP, ofconrse; &
=, NJ, y ue price o. sucn an ar'icKie as dat
!, uon know, Niger DON'T Know-de
shop keeper WASH daf.
The Alexandria .Sofe Jourual exnresses
its fear that Underwood Womb he murdered
in Richmond The Petersburg L,der saws !.
tsDon't be alarmed Judge Il doesn't follow
because you are an ass that the Virginians
are dssdss'nS.
"A gentleman a dvertised fora ,v;fs thropab
the papers and received answers fron e;ghtasn
hundred and ninetv-seyen hnsbands say;na
that be could have theirs This il a nract;cal
illustration of the vaine Of Advertising.
A squaw in central Michigan had pap
poose on her ARM exceedingly white for a
member OF his race, which fact induced
gentleman to ask If it WAS not a half breed, I
whereupon she replied : No, not drop of
white blood about it-half Ingin and half
Missionary "
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