Clarksville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1865-1867, 1866-07-06
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,hsscioolnisssss STATED hin viii the girls.
A young widow Who edits o paper in a
nsishosing States says: ave DO not look
aswsll = usual to-day on account Of the
non-Asrissl Of the mslss." afsh s3giFfe
Az We two are one" said witty
brute 70 his wife, "when beat you, ! beat
half Of myself" "Well," said, the wittisf
wife, "best yonr ewu half not mine"
A lady says the reason why tall men best
sueered In matrimony 10 becouse all sensible
women favor Hy-nen.
"Now ny little boys and girls,n said a
teacher, al want Jon 10 DO very still-so
ssill that you can hear . pin drop" For q
minute ali was stu, and little boy shriked,
"let her dropr'
John B. Gcugh says: Corkscrews have
sunk more people than eerkjaekss viii ever
save.
In the past two months, % persons have
died In New York from starvation, 10 have
committed suicide, and q died from drunk.
ness.
A chemical Joker thus alkalizes: Some
people say salaratas win not harm the stou-
acb. II 10 q ley"
What sort Of figure does Mary cut whom
tne nas-ieh the roomf A pouy-gone.
At what hour did the devil make his ap-
psArsucs tn the garden Of Eden7 Some
time during the night. He certainly came
auef Avs' a *4.'o 'eH
The man who confines himng 10 the
drink heat for him IL ,csiL'snnn,,ed
A splendid esr Init . vsrv NOR vo;ce n,
aa tina organ. grinder ala N tl,s fonter
= - 80
10 cure MANS, nrst ascertain what Is the
matter Win them. Then apply the proper
Ieinenef ana u yon DO not succeed In curing
The following slanderous paragraph goes
unrebnked: 'a ,.f1 700
IA wag has invented new Telegraph
He proposes TO place line Of women thirty
r spast anu c0i''''' 'n0 ns"' W INC n's'
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An Irisbman who once on journey, said
be never liked to see tables full Of books mnd
newspapers where he stopped At night
.For," said be, II can never find any whis-
Lnee negro IN rmiaaeipnia whose
iees measures swenty.one incnes IN length
an excnange n.y. u u supposed tney VIII DC
useo as inc next hadicai p'stform.
Said n crazy woman nj n nennr;ons st;nov
man uDo Won see thar man Yon could
Nov his soul through a bummino bird,,
ouills into A mosouito's eve. and The rnosU,;to
wouldn't wink ~ ~ -
Judge Jcffries, Of notorious memory,
pointing with his cane TO a man who was
about TO be tried, said: "There Is great
rogue at the end of my cane" The man to
whom he pointed, looking at him, said, "At
which end, nv Lord"
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ieAas eoitor was recen'iy snot IN
Stree. ,e ., Fortunate 10. 'ne man, De
carried niS m's'o,,unes aoou, nun. Inc paii
iousea ~ onnuIe VI unPa'u ohs' ne was
'AA so"eS''nH ''u'
When N. Lamartiues merits were under
discussion at club of artists and autbors
row h re cam. ~, ns - IarrO,a mh .uu
nreaen, trr,sd .nd ss;d ur,rt nv, iii, .h.
sor,s az ni,o y ' NV "''A WIG
"g-gs. s.".
An exchange saws that n Tar ASSESSOR nj n
neiphboriug county report 1877 negro babies
born since the present Congress has been in
session IS of the number are named Thad
Stevens. The Assessor asked the mothers
the rcascn for naming their babies that
name. nnd they universally replied that
they had been told that there was a great
man In Congress by that name whose wife is
a negro woman.
A dark -colored man once went TO Port
land Maine, and attended church. He went
into good pew; when the next neighbor to
the man who owned il, said;
"What did you put niger into our
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Has rur THma Ir,-A ys~kv hack.
woods how was At A depot on one of ths
Georgia railroads. and was Of course dsenlv
INTERESTED In gazing for the ;rat time Al IT,
"6xins.n
Finally ne rot inside of the car and while
indulring his unbounded curiosity the whis.
tie screamed. this bell rang. and the steam.
.0,, Tora,,n $500 ~. As ;c. :.
amt guineS Bursting forward. he opened
the door, and jumped out on the platform.
Just tnen uhe Tram was crossing deeE