Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1866-11-10
SIOUX CITY, IOWA, SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10, 1866
DON'T yLlRT.

DON TLlRT.
Oh! never, never firt girls;
Don't play with human hear,sl
You say, you meant no fun, girls,
To wound with Cupids darts,
But they are cruel wounds girls;
Wounds that for life may hurt;
Then heed a wise old counsellor
Don't airs, dear girls. don't dirt!
You say that men are hardy, girls,
And really never feel;
But many an old bachelor
His secret co uld reveal,
And tell Of happier days gone by,
OF false girls, feelings hurt
And now condems oil womankind;
Don't flirt then, girls, don t tlirt .
There is no real pleasure, girls,
la striving to excel
ln such an art as flirting, girls,
Though you may do it we'll
But If you love, love truly. girls,
But love not to your burt,
Choose wisely we'll and sensibly; T..
But, girls, oh never Qirt.
Mrs. Moore, . yonng and beautiful
wife, Of Chicago, committed suicide -
cause, unfounded jealousy.
-B'inks says that most lovers are ma.
thematicians they sigh for their sweet
hearts.
AN old bachelor says: "Never look
at the girls-they cant bear t; they re-
gard 1t as an insult. They wear their
feathers, f"rbelows and friIs merely to
crafty their mammas-thaI's all.
The divorce business is in thriving
condition in Chicago. Nine app licati ns
tor separation between parties, who were
bearing the conjug,l yoke, were made 10
one of the courts Of that city in a single
day.
-"Iou have been sorely tried" aaid a
sympathizing friend of Joe Cro~don,
weeping over the coffin Of his third wife.
"les, responded the tereaved one, Il
have always had the dreadtulest luck
with women
A duel has occurred in Hu.ra-s.
va. between two colored braves. Oae
called the others sweetheart a ui.ger.-
Tue trs. fire caused the aggrieved party
to view things in their proper shade, for
he though. it was ust probable she vas
niger after all.
u bequeath.' said an Irishmsn an, in
his viii, ito my beloved wife, all nv pro-
perty, without reserve, and to my eldest
sou, Patrick, one half the remainder, and
to Dennis, the youngest, the rest If any
thing is left, it may 60 to Terence Nc
Carly
The London Times gives an account
OF a marriage 10 hi gh life, which was
celebrated recently At Westminster Alb
hey The parties were Mr. Henry Weis
all, the eminent portrait painter, and
Lady Rosa Sophia Mary Fame, the sister
Of the Earl Of Westm orland.
-"Pa," says little Charlie, to his pat.
ernai ancestor, Loldsng up a Sunday
School picture book, what is that ?'-
That, my son." gravely responded the
father. lis Jacob wrestling with an angel.
And which licked, pa p inrocently con-
tlnued the young hopeful.
IF Frenchman for years loved a lady
and never missed passing his evenings at
her house. She became a widow. IL
wish you joy cried his friend, you cen
marry the woman YOU have so loLg ador-
ed "Alas,' said the poor French chman,
profoundly detected, ''and if so, where
shall spend my evenings
"A very pretty dress for young bride
is OF very fine white muslin made with
poplum skirt trimmed with = pnf:ng of
muslin, and fringed with sprays of white
lilac. The dress is made over q white
I silk slip, and the corset is laid in large
flutes Or box-plai,s in the Greek Style
Ihe coifure should bs handelets Of white
l'!acs With Benoi'on chains of orange
blossoms.