The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1866-06-14
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Scraps, Facts and Fancies.

the Fse-nian brotherhood.
The right man in the right place.
a husband at home in the evening.
He that can keep his temper is bet
ter than he that can keep-a carriage.
Never trouble trouble till trouble
troubles you.
The man who can befattered is not
necessarily q fool, but you can always
make one of him.
- It was the abowldest" of Fenians
who told hissweetheart that Kit was him.
self that couldn't slape for drameing OF
her."
When may a man be said to break
fast before he gets up2 When be takes
aron in bed.
"A Western editor, putting an express
company, says ssAnything intrusted to
its care will go through straight" How
about cork-screws?
Tho human spirit is like an eagle
the higher it rises from the earth, the
more awful is its solitude.
Meditation on the dead is ever salu-
tary; there being no touch SO purifying
5 as that of dead mans hand.
From the Hower-lips of q lovely wo-
man sweet words fly like honey bees,
penetrating the heart as with the shafts
Of love, and filing the -puncture with
honey.
"A young fellow once offered to kiss
3 Quakeress. Friend said she, "thee
must not do it, aOhl by Jove! but 1
must said the youth, "Well friend, as
thee hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee
must not make practice of it"
An editor says his attention was first
drawn to matrimony by the skillfal man
ner in which pretty girl handled a
broom. A brother editor says that the
manner in which his wife handles broom
is notyery pleasant.
Prentice, of the louisville Journal,
makes wicked lunge at the very under
pinning Of society. He says "tilting
hoops enable the common people to see q
great deal of good society than they ever
saw before"
An old picture represents a king sit
ting in state, with alabeL III govern all
abishop with alegend, II pray for alp
soldier with a motto, aI fight for alp
and farmer, drawing forth reluctantly a
purse, with the superscription, ri pay for
all"
In all things, preserve integrity; the
consciousness Of thy own uprightness will
alleviate the toll of business and soften
the harshness of disappointments, and
give thee humble confidence before God,
when the ingratitude of man or the ini-
guilty of the times may rob you of the
other due reward.
Neglect no opportunity to set out
an ornament, shrub or flower about your
house. Who ever. saw man cross and
fretfnl, when gazing upon a bed of beau
tiful flowers. In their presence, the
hardest nature softens. They are great
h11manizers- the touch of the hand
Of an infant, they make one feel tender
and kind.
The Lawrenceville, Illinois, Globe
is responsible for the following:
Z a.About seven miles north of this city a
couple of our citizens called at a house for
dinner. Just before they took their seats
at the table the gentleman of the house
and his wife got into a dispute, and to
end the matter he knocked her down
with his first. In moment she took a
chair and in return knocked him down,
and directly after they took their seats at
the table and eat their dinners together
as though nothing had happened"
Adecided impression was made upon
the guests at hotel table at Meridian,
Miss, a few days since by Union soldier,
who rose from his seat and kindly waited
upon a one-armed Confederate soldier,
who could not help himself very well.
The attention was naturally and deli
cately paid and grately received. The
Meridian Messenger, which relates the in
cident, says: "The spirit of that gray
haired Federal soldier would do moro to-
wards reconciling North and South than
any spirit which has ever invaded the
room where the committee of fifteen hold
their sessions and pump all sorts Of stories
out of all sorts of witnesses.
A college professor, who had class
Of hard fellows, one morning found a