Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1866-11-17

Marks von-Randall announct en-. "Dool
de Davis" wuz ejackelatid and jefferson en-
tered. earl Won Toombs," "Sir Joseph E
Johnston" "Markis dc Bouregard" and SC
forth.
Noticin that the titles he'd hecrd WI,
mostly tackled to Southern men. I asked
Giddy Welles, who wuz stanlin by, why il
wuz thus, and he sed that Northners wuzn't
RELY fit for it. We wuz, he said, low grovlin
race and coodent adapt ourselves to the
habits Nv nobility. The south wuz shiyel-
rus and Good do it. They wuz given to
tournaments and sich--they had got accus-
.omea TO cirkus clothes and Good wear
smo,o without its gettin awkwardly between
sne tui legs. Northern men, sich ez were faith
Iui, Wuz allowed to barsk in the smiles Nv
royalty, but it wuz in sicb positions ez looted
| their capacity. He, for instance. he'd CHARGE
NV the royal poultry yard, position which
he bleeved he filled to the entire satisfaction
Nv MS beloved and royal master. He he'd
now 1our hens sittin, each on four eggs
ana ne hoped in the course Nv two years. eff
there wuz no adverse circumstances, to hev
fresh eggs for the royal table. 1. wuz a no.
sltion NV great responsibility and one which
weighed upon him. Seward wuz privy
counsler, Doolittle wuz steward NV the house.
hold and Thurlow Weed wuz Keeper Nv the
hings revenue, and wuz q doin very we'll
indeed.
By this time the Company assembled. His
Highness wuz in merry mood and unbend-
eu hlmseli. Ther wuz knot Nv the nobility
gathered In corner, and after earnest in
tervlew Nv a minnet, Count Won Cowan
advanced to the foot Nv the throne and on
benGed knee demanded boon.
"What,my faithful servitor, ,dost thou most
desire 2" said His Highness.
I'VE wood, Your Majesty, have the prison.
ers NV state brot into the presence, that we
may make merry over 'em."
1T shell be DONE" sed His Majesty, and
forthwith Baron Won Steedman, who he'd
command NV the Kings Household Body
Guard, was sent for them. In momen.
they. wuz brot in. They wuz q mizable
lookin set. Forney and Wendell Philips
wuz chained together, Fred. Douglass and
Anna Dickinson, Dick Yates and Governor
Morton, Ben Butler and Carl Shurtz, Kelley
and Covode, while Chase wuz tied to Horis
Greedy, onto whose back wuz placard in
scribed, "The last NV the Tribunes," at
which Raymond, who left the Radikels and
declared for the empire precisely the rite
time, and wuz now editor of the Court
Journal lated immodrity. Some one ex-
claimed, Bring in Thad Stevens" at which
His Majesty turned pale and his KEGS smote
together, Don't don't" sez he, "he's strength
enuff lett to wag his tongue. Keep him
away keep him away! !" and he showed ez
much fear ez men do in delerium trenens
when they see snakes.
Methawt made inquiries and found that
things wuz workin satifactory. Gen. Grant
wuz in exile, and Gen. Sheridan hed bin de-
capitatid for refoosin to acquiesce in the
new arrangement. The country he'd bin d-
vided into dookdoms and carldoms, and
sich, over witch the nobility rooled with un-
dispooted authority. The principal men NV
the North he'd bin capchered and subdued,
and wuz fillin menial positions in the pa
laces Nv the nobility. No Lord or Dock or
Earl considered himself well served, onless
he he'd half dozen Northern Congressman
in his house, while the higher grade Nv no.
bility wuzn't content with anything less
than Guvners. The indebtednis Nv the
South to the North he'd been adjusted. A
decree he'd bin ishood to the effect that
Northern merchants who should press q
claim agin Southerner shood be beheaded
and his goods confskated. The question
NV slavery he'd bin settled forever, for the
Dimikratic ijee Nv one class to rool and one
class to serve wuz fully establish. There
wuz now three classes Nv society the heredi-
tary mobility, the untitled officials, ana the
people; the latter black and white, wuz all
serfs, and all attached to the soil. Bznis
wuz all done by foreigners, the policy NV
the government bein to make the native
born people purely agricultural peasantry.
The nobility desirin to make it easy for EN-
Civ EN- one'sixth NV the produx nv the soil,
reservin the balance for their own uses.
My dream didn't continyoo long enutf for
me to ascertain whether l wuz o nobleman
or Eot, but l am nv the opinion that wuz,
for servant handin me pin to stick into
Gen. Butler to make him roar fur the amooze.
ment nv the company, addressed me ez
"Yoor Grace" from which l inferred that
wuz one of the Lords spirtooal Unfcrtu-
nately at this pint ! awoke and sad awak-
enin it wuz. The gorgus halls he'd vanish
ed, the chandeliers he'd vanished the robes
NV stait and jewels and sich wuz gone and
wuz in my offs, not "Yoor Grace" but
merely Postmaster in a Kentucky village.
Well, that is suthin. Wat better is noble
man2 He don't work, neither do l. He
drinks wine, it is troo, but hev wat scots
me better, whisky fresh from the STILL Yet
my dream may be realized, and if it is. / will
endeavoor to fill the position with credit.
Who knows2
PETROLEUM Y. NAsBY, P. NJ,
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