The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1866-03-08

sheep win pay for its keeping with it,
fleece yearly. The hog Is filthy, vora
cious animal-the sheep gentle as a dove
and neat and clcaaly.
A MArRIMoSrAL TRrcK.-A rich old
widower in Cana6ia is said to have prac-
ticed very artful scheme to gain the
hand qfsAs,lsl.eof the yifa{f1 Hn4
andsUS V Saf+hc y4apWvlM
tune in words which he dictated, as fol-
lows: MI aeAr young lady, tdur star
will soon be hid for short time by q
very dark, cloud bYt when 1t rssPpears
it will continue t6 Shine With nn;hter-
rupted splendor until the end Of your
dayS. 4 t4Ae khe Qseek lAfa4a bN
Width WAITING Z suit Jfl&tN lba =
fine castor hat, will pay you visit and
request ysar hand & 1aS6sgI You
will accept his offer, become his wife,
and he llefta,whlsv in iassazsa nsotsaa
his property, before the close Of this
year. Your next husband will be the
young man of whom you think the most
at present. Three days, after, the old.
gentleman, dressed in the manner de-
scrtbcd by the gypsy, presented himself
to the young lady, aud the marriage fol-
lowed. The year is more than out, but
the tough old widowcr still fingers.
Friend ddccrtiscr:-WiHs some of the
dealers IN Usage Orange seed tell the,
farmers how to prepare the ground and
seed for planting. Many. would go into
the business Of fencing with Usage were
it pot that some of the nur.ery IN n int
mate that the is some secret necessity
to learn TO insure success II there Is any,
give it to the public, and there will be
no need OF advertising twice to insure the
sale efsll>y your seed = @<31 : = Nh.
Es4S-if vour leather nfittcas become
hardand snlIs oil psaae.se tsems 1T is
also I, good p.aa tos sac saeai wien
engaged i'll ont door labor daring wet,
snowy, or rainy weather. It does buc..-
skin Us much good TO Cease OF ol it as
any leathc:. You Gu, wash out, grease
and dit with soap and warm water
whenever you pea c. =e
DECIDING A Casa farme. went to
the house OF lawyer to consult him pro-
fes sionaily. lis "a ,eet til II nm" he ell
CURED OF the lawyers wife. He Wa.
answered negatively. Afie,. a few mo-
mcnts' hesitation s;ssthougAt relieved
him. '.AIebby yesef .aiLg me the i'll
formati0n's weeks tie sq,lcer, as ye'er
his WIFE," The good lady p o'ni cd to
do 50 II she found it in he power, and
he proceeded rs fo!lows:-'.;Spoz We was
an Old white mear, and sho 4 berry ye
to gwany to mil with grist OH yel
back, and we sllud go no furder nur than
Otain Hill, when all ut once We shud
back VI, and kick up, an lur. up. aud
kncel down backwards and brea.l yeg
da ned old neck, who'd pay for We? Not
l, darn me / WOULD The l.dy smi!-
ingiy told him, ~ she closed the door,
that he had himself settled tire question j,
and advice would be supertious.
Her An army chaplain re'a e. the fol-
lowing fanny story: Seeing Il dirty
faced butternut urellin at the fence II,
font VI house, the preacher ,s,opps.i
and said:
as your father at homeo"
No; he's gone to church." tnz
is your mother I'M" #
No; she's gone too. ..srrss.#f
Then you are all by yourself ?',:s...s,ss
ny; Sans IN thar huggin' the niger
"Thavshad p,I 81 z-n
"Yes. IVA bad, but It's tho AqkIhe can
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