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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30

ID r. j A M e s.
Formerly Of james Lock Hospital. Custom
House Street, Ne1 Crlsans, La.
Est Abl I 3 h G d in 1850,
r. now and has been permsently located At
NO. So RANDOLPH STREET.
Between Dearborn and State Sta,
Chicago, ILL.,,
For the last four years. for the cure Of
Old Chv0setr. .MeresrtMl,
8yphiiitic
And oil Private Diseases
For the treatment and cure Of that tes rb po.son
SYPHILIS.
Ir. JAMES positively er sdieates from the syetea,
without The aid VI mesexy iodids POTASH, afseni.
woaf sSectasily cure thl polsoa-oaiy dllss rp :
pet s. asss 49, ~ 8 = s sos .,p ssSs'
cane = ussd In HE Lock Hospital. New 0flesns, SR
tA!sisse yser. asd which gained him 20 wagid.wids
Sa.ss s 10 - 5. 49, "a Ssssss s:s &:
eaclsrive attention. vis: Ayphis primary eecssdary
a sc ssass S;,. nSssu oi
kia.sys sAsumesse, hydrooslls. varoocsIr,
~
Aysnseosskasia, urtorAsgis. choloeus ssGvoss de-
Billy. &c. eucessssully tseaasA.
". Jazst l0se prsetioe In New Orleans, and the
almost entire southern press should convince the most
sapscsl that d. Janice can and viii perform all that
He staestion Of those who have privately snd i'm
pf00Ds@ intsssd themselves BY sexual excce 81 the
as6aA6g habit Of seIf-stus~. prevalent With the
young, un6tting them for mstrmony. busneee or
psc0alage 1seAy asy0 inposeney.N
The lpuoring are some u the SD and melancholy
ec6 psedussd BY sasly habits Of yostA sexualel
the beaA dimnrss Of VISION loss Of muscular power
yntAeSoA ~ the heart. dyuIx1a, nesvsn1eDe-e irr
ls6lfty 9nptoms Of consumption esc Mentally the
fearful cttec. ths nisd sse more ~ be dreaded
leee Of memory. confusion Of idcas. depression Of
spirte, evil fosebodings, aversion Of society, sefis
trust love Of solitude. tmdty. etc. are some Of the
Thssse afictsA VIII any Of ne shove diseases or
sympeUa,s shOuld mot fil TO call uwm Dr. james and
be at once rsstosed 70 health AID happiness lt no
yourselves 6fusn ne awful ana terrible consequence
VI thsue 0ueh-to be drcsdsd nalsdiss.
weakness VI the 0rgsns Immediately cured. and fan
vgOe eoHtUred. III. Jasnesv WishiS the last aftceo
ycars has treated dseaece Of the vencrrsl ype
successfully than any other doctor in the United states
~ Yuy spes'ans.s .n .ne IesseM Ems .;
nos prsAsor u nedcsl coligs sed lrSa horpital.
scicntidc and honorable source~ and nom the press
try, nor ffom pariis~ long since defIlnct
~. 5saner csn he addressed By those fesi!ing q
distsnrc, stating symptoms and encluAnG slnnp for
IL. Ja1nes oGies asd pas~r areat &c Randolph s..
between State and Dearborn. Ohi0 hohfr SroD 4.
T. lnSf; = Isundsss sAsrptsds when he may b
P:s1j..s lsysds 1Tns Nsrr..: or Hand boob
important information IA females: how " psevsDs
" book " cents. Address Dr. JAMkS. +. o. Boz
=
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Nip the Evil In the Bud.
Dr. VVlaF'T~rnM0. Q
lsA South CLARK Street Chicago, HI.

!: !: !: Z: .: !:
kS Has for many years meSe the
III treatment Of privAie diseased his
n businass and study. Syphilis
EIin oil its forms. elect and Etrie-
~ tures. Particular atteutionEiv-
81 en- 70 old standise cases, which
wsse formerly considered inrursbic. Also Ne
eject Of solitsrs habis. both ruinous to the sDdy
and mind and produce some Of the following o.
Feels. -Blotchss. Constipation. loss Of memory,
pain in The small Of the bsck-csn BE- fhlly re-
stored "a health. Consultation free.
Ohargss podersts, and cures guaranteed
Post Once Boz, 1894. All letters with stalnp
answered.
r. S.-All business strictly confidential. o.
dee hours from 4. ~ untils p =. feb2stf
PHILOSOPHY OF MARRIAGE. The Prvprietors
L II tlne New YMk Museum Of Anatomy have deter.
nned u issue free, four Of their most Instructive Ice
lures ON Marriage and its disqualihcaths. Nervous
andPhysscal Debility. Prennture Decline OF Manhood.
Indigestion. Weakness or Depression. Impotence.
and tioee malades which result nom youthful foca,
eseess " maturity, " ignorsnce u Physiology and
1aWs Of nature.
These invaluable Lectures have been the means 81
ssLighteping aud saving thousands aud will be- FOR
waed0a lof on receipt a. four stsnps BY addressing
Secretary New York Museum Of Anatomy and Medi
cine, els X roadway. New York. MARKEDLY
0r 0no100 - -
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r. N Res. ". et'for,i, Nissio,ar, In C,,,. $40.
Visiting lis Rome IN f'ues yhalia
WAsrNcsoH. F9sr, Juac RI. t4as.
NxssRs iRnnY DAVIS \ SON, rnn,in.,.r Il
l.. Dear Sirs During a residence ~ some ten
yc RS rs missionary In Sian sna tt4n,. I
10 ut sour vegetable Pam KILLER a m0st sa,nn
bl remedy TOT that fearful scpurnt the cholera
= STEERING the medicn. found y u ast
er 'fnsl 4" gave ateHspounnl Of Pain HI ~ IN n
s.l OF lot water sweetencd with sugar. Il en-.
~ abensfnecn minutes. begin 10 xiv, table
~ oniai OF the same mixtar. every minute IN
!: ~, 's'. .. ".; Ss,.,nsa Ars, no,
rs's sMh clssr. and rub The limbo briskly -
" thoss cho had the cholera. aud took the h ed
se'ns faithfully In the Wsy stated above, eight
| sst Of ten recovered.
| If attacked With Dia,rh~.. D,ssn,sr.. or
Grasp Collie. don't dsis, the use 81 the PAiN
a<s component parts Of the ain .L,lsr i. the
eesns fsc"issscbded By oil good. ana learned
ph, sictaas. Csnphcr. Cspsieum. Isudnun,. are
some Of shr leading articles VI the Pam KILLER
ami the phssieians NJ the vreaehi day Writing
upon the cure 81 cholera. urge the use III those
aruclea. II you hove the Pain killer BY You to
ssc in case oi an attack. II viii be oil YOU will
reyuitc for cure. II il within the reach II all.
Price - ceata, ~ eeuts sad toe dollar bottles
told By Ill Drug aud Medicine dealers.
fss ossAs cossm Ass Liza Rsusrv.
Mothers ~h" have delicate children, ~ho are
sellecs Ia Croup. when Your child gees Ia bed
Whsci,ns aud coughing. you know not before
morning Group may vet IA. and hetare You
get . PLY siCias -FOUR child may Il. h.snnd the
reach OF help. Allsns ung halsan should 81
ways be kept IN your house. and be given in.irc
distclv when the hr-' symptoms rprcar. winch
will remove the mucus co lrcted in the threat.
aud save the lite Of ycur dear child
For sale bv oil dealers In medicines. aglg I'm
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30
DR.. DIgclow,

il the only pAyaicias = : Speo
nov in Chicago thst go Be-
entieelv relied upoa. 90 - nsn.
and NOT suffer diSease 20 remaje ~
your syatens. disfguripg vose fecs
and body. besides destEoyinE your
Happiness and future PsSspeces 10
Tie. He hes made PoseAsU -.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30
PORE O0AP9 WINE.
3Peeo'S $Al0DuDe PORT WINE
Vineyard. Passaic. Now Jersey.
Pmre aud Four Years Old.
Hnp Ahn COnss r. all. aud Is~.iIv If.c

rRgsrMtHkp NJ rWvsictAS- rcu
FEMALES. WEAKLY PERSONS AND iNNATira
Sasnhnrg Uvnp~ ~ Portugal III. Great Rrmeds tor
Kidney AMrrtIrna. kfrun,ast-fn, aud ain
(hrouir CouapirIuts
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30
RnADs BEAD! BEAD

DAnviiln, ~, Jane :, isss- D. VIZ. H. 9reer
-Hssv 81 :-ls reD 1851, 49, eDiete9 viii
sAsn two gallons d wG1ef u tWsssy - hours.
w. obligoa - 9ss up eftes ten or twesse st0ee
Austng ~ 0iea, :alid y Ave months ] - abcns
oly pounAs u weight During the month sf1aly.
iS0. lyeesrs4 tWo bottles o. Co!ssitsat~s We:
relief. aadvnlF eiking two bottles va entirely
eur6d. o0SA' Afertsgaising my uaual good heelt6.
Yssss truly. Nv. I. DE- WITT.
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ron LfvEuCOMpLAsiN
4 OUDo111CrE eOo
CANNel..
Ifyour beUele are Os1Deeee
TAR TuB0
1eyeu haVe =, rEss
tar 1u80
TRY rhEn
llfyeu sss, Assveya
lfye~ sssiss eeirits1. '
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4 fRYTnKo
Thsy oaly sssl 1t.s : ~,
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1 We'll Keses and
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

SPECIAL NOTICES.
the GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.
SIR JAMES Ci.ARKkS
Celebrated Female pills.
irrrar,. frcrr Z prescription - sr )! cisrs, M
~. thy-icisn Extraordinary 10 the Qrccn
ms iasaua,c rc,licirc II nniailsnr 20 tho cure a.
~ VI - PAINFUL and dangerous .a,. a. which the
s,S !. sah'crt. 4 moirraics all excess
~ Ir'''Nc- all ohs'tuetlcns, srd speedy cure may
Fs MARRIED LADIES
mr prsy sly 'ui,cd, nwal. in sher, time. bring
o. Y mtnihis ieriod VIII, r.rultr,,, '''-s
tssh n05ir. ntsr cue nallr hcai- The t;c,e,,,~c,
stump VI '''"' Britain. 10 prevent coantcrieitlny
CAUTION.
Ti,tsr h shsttA NJ, ~ fslrn ~ r,r,,,e. n, -,c,
the l4et tHith. MONTHS vt PREGNANCY I. ~
are -nte 70 bring On Msea'iSc bat a, any oiirr time
In a eas.s ~ Nervous PIMA Affections, ran. III
nv As and Limbs Fatigue Oh Slight cxcriion lalpi
wt eject cure when all other means ha tailed 40
aRsvaeo powerful rs1Dsdy. do - contain irvo -
omcl .nttmcny, y anyiAIas Asris " The Cs'ns,Se.
package which should IT, carefully preserved.
SOLD M ALL DRtG0STS.
sc's Is g t va,; s' s md S &C., .
~ and postAxc s'an,l's ss'closd ~ any .
tnortsed Agent VIII ensure bottle. ooaiainiw ttev
aus. y Ntum maii. pssd1wly
D1e. MADeNeo An.n.'A
q A II A II X II e UEE.
rh6 suun proved tseiftc Ne The hest article hasVu
W. curing the CatArrh, Cold Ia the Mead and Headache
mas been found cHccicat remedy In nsay casee q
sore kyss Deafness has teen removed b a. and Asas.
NJ be- snea been xsea y Improved bylte sse
Ub fragrant and agreeable, and
1aoveo 1sAaet1laee Relief
% the dull heavy pains caGar ny diseases hsoA
Ins sensesoos amer usng are dctgheui end lses.
eeas. cyens and psrges out eli shssvustluss,
ssrsnsshsss ne fiand' and svss h<sishy aessa TO
More shnn T'nirsy Vears
o. sale anc use Of Dr. Masshas Csiar,h and nesdasAs
saus has prev d its arestvsiue for all the ds
eases cfsf and u this moment stands higher Than
ever before.
Its recommended ~ many ofthe hcss physirinss and
usd vtth great succ~ss snd satisfaction ever, sess
Read the cerolGcnecs 81 Whole
sale uDraa9lsas In ASA.
rhs undersigned, having fos maay ysars bees -.
Vuentr4 Nth " Masshsils Cstassh ssA Nesdsche
oou9 end eclA 10 wholcsa fAy
Aes - believe 70 h. equal In every SsVsst = the
CONSIDERATIONS given Of Gr the cure VI Cesassh A..
eooun for Ill comsnon dasasss II the Head.
ousr fstr,, boston hssnss farh. Nee Yorh
nss1. Aust"s Co. do Ana b Sanas, do
Brown 1amson o do stephen Pad Co do
Need. Cutler D Co do 1sf eel Miner 60 q
18th tosle do Aekess~n . HosAans. -
Wusaa taasbanA Csdo L escvll % Do
Msnehew. Gdmena Co Ward, Oleee 4 % -
q % Hay Portland, Me, RssA AOsis. a.
1os ssle b. alDsnssists. rkv ~ ustAsiy
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CORNER RANDOLPH 4 WELLS STREETS
Chlcago. III.
BALDWIN 1 MERRITT,
0h4o.dom1 ProneietUPD.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30
DIABETES.

IRRITATION or THE NECK or THE
BLADDER, INFLAMMATION OF
THE KIDNEYS, CATARRn
or THE BLADDER.
STRAN0UARY Anp BURNING, ORPAIN.
Full URlNATlN0.
For the diseases il 10 truly sovereign remedy.
and too much cannot be said in it, praise. sin-
lie dose hos been known 70 relieve the most ur-
AZ vov troublea with thst distressing pals II
ths small Of the baek and through the hipsy 4
tsaopUootal . Day Of The CoaGlitstieu Water will
ssliese ven Nike maggie.
PHYSICIANS
Have leg aiscs1 given up the use Of bseha, eu.
Ssls, sad only uss them for The want Of better
rSuedy.
Consultations water
Has proved itsslf equal - the task that he's d
VOWED noon Il.
nuAURTCS
lsritats and drench the kidneys. ana BY es:-:tes.
Csc soon 1SA6to chronic degeneration and con
Armed disease .'
We present the Consultation Water to the pub
tic with the conviction that IL hes equai in ~
lievng The class Of diseases for which il he's bees
found 20 emineotly successful for curing ard ~
trustt 49, shell be rewarded for our efforts IL
peeelae - valoable remedy in . form 10 mes'
lie feQ oirensats Of patient md physiciao.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30

The Home risiiol It rSirdeid hoe recsn,ll
been eniaresh to ID eight eciomn bsper snd
etasgQbe iaprvveA ltb eeciV conducls,l
and worthy Of q liberal support.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30

Ths snderstEnsd. having fos maay ysass bess ~.
Quotnte6 With " Masshsll's Catassh snl Nesdschs
eaua End scA u II Wholesale trade. shessfily
tAos believe 70 e eQual every rsspect The
consultations given 81 Gr the cure cfCasassh A..
etors.an that 10 dccedy the bret article have
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30

Jsha osl6liss, d liifsl;6S. lssEnd. ~
vatcbiAE = Mo z - c6ost 8 swarm,
shsn ~ QUEEN sll1tslS s1ls Head, and
- iAns1Il 1SIluveA 81 N whole
ewaeu. oluhhsat 61ls1iS - Of mind
to stand perfectly still, and in fe~ minutes
the BEES completely eovsrsd ono side If his
head, leaving only sufficient breathing space
- eoep - thsy were settled his wife swsp,
thsh al intoNa hlve,s an1 be Escaped On
hust.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1866-08-30

INSANE ASYLUM.

Refer 70 s3econd Nssionsl B:nk 81 Louie q,
man Saving Institution, st. Louis, end Merchai
esserally o. 1t. Louis and the Northwest.
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3listellalleoils.
From Peterson's Magazine.
| TALE OF TDI CA7ACONBSD
BY JOHN G. SPRAGUE.

The traveller who visits the Rome
of to-day, if a classic scholar and an
tiquarian, occupies himself with
the ruins of ancient Rome-that
smother of dead empires. The ru.
ined temples, triumphal arches, in
scriptions medals, coins are full of
interest to him. Seated upon the
summit Of the Capatoline Hill, or
on the ramparts of the Coliseum,
he rebuilds the ancient city, max
ing rise around him in massive
grandeur, as it stood in the days Of
the Caesars.
The artist who visits Rome, spends
his time in the galleries of pictures
and statuary; OF, if he visits the
churches, it is to inspect "The Last
Judgment" of Michael Angelo; "The
TRANSPORTATION" of Rafael; the
wonderful irescoes of Sistine Chap
el, or the works OF art that crowd
st. Peters. He cares little for the
Rome Of two thousand years ago,
or the Rome of to-day, except in
so far as they contribute to the en-
joyment of his favorite pursuit.
While there is Rome for the ar
tist, and another for the antiquary,
there is third Rome for the Chris
tian visitor-a Rome of three hun
dred churches, with st. Peters's
world in itself, and the treasures
accumulated through fifteen centu-
ries in the Vatican. In this he finds
world which occupies all his at
tention. And when he has seen all
that presents itself upon the earth's
surface, he finds that there is anoth-
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ADVERTISING TERMS.
Dodges Of the Republican Party.

DGdges OF the Republican Party.
II is amusing to any one who has
been at all Observing, during the
past five years, to compare the
shifts and lodges the leaders Of the
party in power have resOrted to, to
keep the control of the Govern.
ment, and to accomplish their IA
natical schemes.
They came into power upon the
plea of retrenchment and reform,
with subtle and special arguments
they deluded a majority of the peo
pie into their support. No sooner
were they firmly seated in power,
than they began the most wasteful
and prodigal expenditures the
world had ever seen-yoting hund-
reds of millions without an hourde-
bate and without any restrictions
thrown around its disbursement.
They declared that they had no
intention Of interfering with slav-
cry where it existed, and one of
their first acts was to abolish the
Institution III tho District of Colum-
bia. They were the avowed cham
pions Of free speech and free press,
and they had not been in power a
year until they had completely
muzzlcd the press, and arrested
hundreds Of peaceable citizens for
exercising free. speech.
They declared the war should be
conducted with a view only to the
suppression of armed resistance
and the restoration of the Union,
and in less than a year the whole
force Of the Army and navy was
pledged to securing the freedom of
the negro.
They declared that the Union
must be preserved, and that seces-
sion was heresy and could not ex.
ist-that no State could by any act
Withdraw from the Union; and vixen
the war closed they declared that
they had restored the Union by
force Of arms, and asked the people
to sustain them because they had
done so much good in the world.
They now declare that a State can
secede, and that all the States late
ly in rebellion are out of the I'm
ion, and have no rights except as
conquered provinces. Such med
ley Of Inconsistencies ought to de-
stroy any party, and it would de-
stroy any except the Republican
party, two-thirds of whom want on.
ly to know the will of their lead.
ers, and they are ready to follow,
without thought as to the justice
or tho proprjety OF the measures
advocated.
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goetiGal,
MY FRIEND.

Written by Col. w. 5. Hawkins, C. S. A.
(prisonerof warat Camp Chase. a friend o
fellow prisoner who was engaged to b,
married to a Southern lady. She proved
laithlcss to him. The letter arrived sooI
after his death, and was answered by Colo
mel H. in the following lines:
Your letter came, but came too late,
For heaven had claimed its owr,
Nh sudden change. from prison bars
Unto the Great White Throne.
And yet | think he would have STAYED
For one more day of pain,
Could lac have read those tardy words
Which you have sent in vain.
Why did you wait, fair lady,
Through so many aweary hour?
Had you other lovers with Won
In that Silkcn. dainty bower?
Did others bow before your charms
And twiHe bright garlands there?
And yet, wccn, in all the throng
His spirit had 10 peer,
| wish that You were by me row
As | draw the sheet aside. rn.
To see how pure the look he wore
Awhile before he died.
Yet the sorrow that you gave him
Still has left its weary trace
And meek and sanity sadness
DWclls upon that pallid face.
"ller love- he said, ''cOuld change for me
The winters cold to spring;'
Al trust Of thoughtleSs maiden love,
Thou art a brtcrthing!
For when these valleys fair, in May
Once more with blooms shall wave,
The Northern violets shall blow
Above his humble grave.
Your dole Of scanty words had been
But one more parg to bear;
Though to the last, he kissed with love
The trees OF your soft hair.
| did not put it where he said,
For when the angels come,
would not have them find the sign
OF lalschoCd in the tomb.
Eve read your letter, and know
The wiles that you have wrought
To win that noble heart of his,
And gained it, fearful thought!
What lavish wealth men sometimes give
For trille, light and small;
What manly forms are often held
In follcy's ilimsy thrall.
You shall not pity him, for now
Hes past your hope and fear;
Although | wish that YOU could stand
With me beside his bier.
still forgive you, heaven knows
For mercy you'll have need,
Since God his awfnl judgment sends
On each unworthy deed.
Tonight, the cold wind whistles BY,
As my vigils keep,
Within the prison dead house, where
Few mOurnCrs come to weep.
\ rude plank coffin holds him now,
Yet death gives always grace;
And had rather see him thus
Than claspcd in your embrace.
Tonight your rooms are very gay,
With wit, and wine, and song;
And You are smiling just as If
You never did wrong,
Your hand, so iair, that none would think
1t penncd these words Of pain:
Your skin, 50 whitc-wOuld God, your soul
Were half so tree Of stain
I'd rather be the DEAR dear friend,
Than You ih all your glee;
For You are held in grieyous bonds,
While he's forever free.
Whom serve we in this life, we serve
In chat which is to come;
He chose his way; you, yours; let God
Pronounce the fitting dOOml
CAMP CHASE. December. 1864.
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Groceries,.
Brown, LMackeY, and Co.

W nOIeSaIc GrOCCrS.
No. 22 Paint street, ChiilicOthe, o.
MERCHANTS Of Macarthur and surround
Vl ing country, are respectfully invited to
call and examine our stock consisting Of every
thing in the grocery line, which We will sell as
low as the lowest aud ali goods warranted TO be
just as represented. Before purcha ing else
where you will do well 10 call and sre US, as we
will offer you inducements not to be beaten
No % Paint street, Chillicothe, OIL door south
OF Mckell's QuetnsHare store. de2lm3
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aiutels.
CLIFTON HOUSE.

Corner Sixth and Elm Streets.
Cincinnati Ohio.
THE CHEAPEST HOUSE IN THE CITY
Terms $500 per Day.
" FROM the cars. The new depot of the
Marietta and Cincinnati Railroad, corner
Plum and Pearl streets. is only four squares
from this house, making it convenient for pas.
sengers to stop. az tie Clifton. dee. .Sm
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Why are books the best friends?
Because when they bore you, you
can always shut them up without
offence.
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"WAKE up and pay your lodg-
ings," said a deacon as he nudged
a sleepy stranger with the contribu-
ton box.
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EVEN pig in the pit may con-
sole himself that things will take
Il turn.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-03-22

NATURAL enough-that grass
widows should play the mischief
with green blades.
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4 man once applied to be ship.
ped before the mast
"Are You an able seaman or a
green hand' asked the shipping
master.
"Why, no--.-not an able seaman;
but yet not exactly a green hand.
| have some knowledge of the wa
ter"
ever been on a voyage?"
"No."
"Ever been on the river craft?"
"No."
"Well, then what do you know
about the seap
"Why, I've tended saw MILL"
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-03-22

Tue woman who rushed to a sold
ier's "arms" has been sent to pris-
on for having Government proper
ty in her possession.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-03-22

WHAT testimony is like a social
gathering that has broken upG Ex-
parte.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-03-22

SNORING may be regarded as un-
popular sheet music; it is usually
a bass solo.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-03-22

NATURE benevolently guards the
rose with thorns, and woman with
pins.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-03-22

If you have a cough don't go
to church to disturb the rest of the
congregation.