The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1866-12-06

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StuRy kicked him, upd made him gil
up Shust ven demules vas gotted up
sax or seben poys shumped rite round
de.gorner, und yelled at him. BY
shings, put Stutfy und dc mules vas
scarf De mules Kicked up peforc und
rared up pehint, und hollered more az
q good deal, De poys had gotted a
lots Of hoop, boles, und vile some made
dc boles in de mules belly, de oderones
trowed graveIs at Stutfy like anything
Ven dc mules fnded dat he must 90,
he started uDd run like a spook. STUFF.
fy vas hangin do de hairs on de mules
meek, nnd cant most holt on; 'ebery
dime de mules shumped. be made Stuf,
fy bout dwo feets up; uDd ven be vas
comm town, he crunted heap, und
most can't his Wind git agin. De poys
vas runnin' all de dime, and pnnchin'
de mule nit de hoop-boles, und hol-
Tern SO lont as de beeples not can sleep
most.
"After vile, bimeby, directly, dey
vas comm rite on de pridge ober Gal.
-ico itch, und de mules vas gittin dired,
so he yust glib pooty strong kicks,
nnd sent Stuffy rite ober his heat,
knocked him on little drees, und be
pounded rite indo de itch, und den de
mules run off NIT himself. Stuffy he
hollered dat he vas goln' trownded; so
de poys bulled him out, und he most
couldn't walk, his close vas so vet.-
Veil, de poys CARRIED him up do de
davern, und glib him some warm
schnapps, und dat made him feel pooty
spunky; so he vas commenced to swar.
in bout de shackass-dats vat he call
ed de mulos-und maxim doc much
noise, und Kaldebaugh trowed him
outen de par room, und Stuffy struck
himself on de stones py de zine bost,
und it most made him cry. He slump
ed up, und looked Kaldebaugh rite in
de face, und says he, 'Kaldcbaugh, you
done me tam wrong ting Den, STUFF.
fly was goin' home, und hat to stay his
ped in more as drce weeks, be vas so
sore pehint his goat dalls.
"Ven Stuffy vas gifted veil, he COON
ed town down, und dc fust beeples he
seed wor dat Simon Shaffer, und Simon
dole him dat olt Pcnner vas goin do
make him in Jail bout de mules;
Stuffy vas scarf, und he dort dat Of he
would go do de swear, und dell him all
bout de schrapes, dat olt Penner not
can anything do nit him. So he vas
vent up do Swear Wisoman's house,
und walked rite in Deswear vas gone
away, und Mrs. Wiseman hat a lots Of
gumpany, put Stuffy he was mat, pnd,
said do Mrs. Wiseman, Rick, tick, I'm
Stufy Stoover, ware ish de swear?'--
She dold him dat de swear vas gone dc
Kanaughtenhutten. Den Stufy axed
Mrs. Wlseman eff she bin dc swear's
wife, und she made yaw nit her head
Stufy said, it makes me no difference;
yust so goot, spozin case Spozin
you vas olt Penner's plack shackass
und | porrows you TO habben a little
rite nit, und ven We vas comm De
town through, dc poys makes sand up
my eyes und hoop boes in your pow
els, und you gifts mat, und kicks up
und trows me ten feets off n vite oak
drees, und like do proke my necks, und
den runs off who no poddy can't flint
you, do you tink l pays for you no
I'll see you in - fust
"Vell, ven Stufiy dole her dat, she
was mat heap, und she yust dook de
proom und licked himahis heels ober
his heat rite out ob dc house. Den
Sluffy made himself home, und dc
peebles didn't seed him any no more
cause in couple of weeks he vas NOV
ed away do his relations in Bennsyl
wany."