Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1866-10-30
TO MARRY A NIGGER /? =

ehln up 10 Wunst.
{" DO you want niggers for sons-in-
law 2"
Mol mol
do you want laws to prevent you
from marryin niggers 7"
Yes ! yes "
Do you want to be marched up
to the polls, by those who tell you
how to vote, beside a nigger?"
F." No no "
"Then vote the Democratic tick
ct, and they all replied:
We will we will and they
did"
You see, your excellency, the
Dem okratic mind isn't hefty enough
/ to comprehend them fine arguments
ez to constooshunality, ct setry, and
when aspeaker deals in EN- they sus-
pect his Democrisy and fight shy NV
him. But the niger they kin all
understand. It's soothin to the
Dimokratic mind to be continyooally
told that there is somebody lower
down in the skale-they desire in
ferior race, and therefore, hey bin
pplin the nigger down toward EN-
Tor years. Did 700 not notis when
ever we went in on the n;gger we
succeeded in awakenin an enthoosi-
assn wich, when we neglected or Sc
lectcd other issues we failed to get
It's based upon philosophical trooths
The poorer and mealer man is the
more anxious he is 10 hev it under.
stood that there's somebody still
poorer and meaner than him. Hence
700 motifs thai them individools who
see a 5 cent peese so seldom ez to not
know its nacher, and who keep the
flag Nv distress wa7in from the seat
of their pants /; who, eff niggers
were sellin at cent apeese coodent
raise enough to buy the toe nail Nv
one, is the most ardent friends Of
slavery?
That pitiful man which jest left
the presence wuz not to blame for
the result in his Districk. lie tried
to earn his bread, but wat Good he
do? The ablishnists knowd he wuz
bought with a price, and LATED at
him-the Democl acy, SIGH ez voted,
we'd hev got anyhow. Them ez
didn't vote nor do nothin, wuz the
upper class, wich expected the offices
themselves, and wuz Disguised accor-
dinghy.
"My liegc, I hev spoke. you can't
do nothip with a new party, for you
kin only git the Dimocrisy to iine it
and they won't DO it only the offiscs
is throwd in. You can't run the
Dimocrisy On only one issue, and
that's the niger, for it's al! they kin
understand. SO long ez the niger
exists, DimOcrisy endoors-when the
race becomes extinct, the party dies.
The two is indissolubIy bound togeth-
er-one wuz created for tother, and
tother for one. When Noah Gust
Ham, he laid the foundashuns Nv
Dimocrisy. Ham wuz turned into a
Niger because Noah got intoxicated
his misfortune originated with wine
and whiskey, which is the modern
substitoot therefor, being the mo-
tive power NV Dimocrisy, hez bin
persekutin him ever since. | attri-
boot the decline Nv the Dimocrisy to
the bleachin out NV the Afrikin, and
that's why oppose amalgamashen.
700 can't hate a mulatter only halt
ez much ez 700 kin q full blood, and
it will be observed that the intensity
Nv Dimocrisy has decreased precisely
in proportion to the scarcity Nv pure
blacks. Thus Dimocrisy is com
mittin' suicide-it hcz bin the means
Nv its own destruction.
! don't know ez there is any use
NV talkin. The Congressman elected
this fall continyoo IN offs, my liege,
just precisely eZ long ez 700 do, to
a day, and by that time they'll hey it
all fixed. Moo York may change in
our favor, but | think not. The
break commenst in Maine, and it in.
creased as it progressed. We're gone
in. The ablishnists laugh in glee,
and the niger shows all his worries
We she'll hold our places two years,
and then farewell to our greatness
Il pity 700, my lord, but can t
help 700. Ez for myself, | kin save
enuff out Nv my Post Offs to start 9
small grocery at the expiration Nv
my term, and then farewell to poll.
tics In that pleasant calm I'll flote
down the stream Nv Time until
Death closes the polls and ends the
struggle. | hev sed.
The Conference ended with this
for they wuz all too much affected
to say anything Seward murmured
sqthin about it would be all right in
so days-that there wuz no denyiu
that the people wuz happy. but nc
one paid any attention to him. ]
went home leaving 'em all in tears
PETROLEUM V. Massey, p. NJ.
(Which is Postmaster