Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-07
BUSINESS NOTICES.


Is A HuERY.-A Fenian once mad row with his
wiles family, or rather they kicked up row with
him, ami says he Judy, darlin', I'm goin' to lave
YOU forever; the Lord be good to your health aud
constitution. Your family thrated me badly and
bad look 20 me If IN have any more 20 do Wid ye
and I'm poin' 10 south Carolina. away from tEe ovid
sod intirely. intirely" "lrrr.. Pat, don't 90
shure It's myself that. knows ye're badly thrated ;
but Shure yuu wouldn't lave me, darlin don't mind
nav family al all. at ALL" BegOr thin, It's myself
would stay wild ye, bat shure there's no siandln II
50 the Lord be wild ye.' And so Pat went away
but he met with misfortune, and he went back TO his
wife, and says he, Judy, I'm come back, and Shule
It's meSelf is glad 70 see ye all; ana wants TO come
back very much. Judy" o. ls, know We do, ana
shupe know ye're honest Pat, but don't come back
like a beggar: shure you've got As good a right to
the cabin as any of my family but act like a man
for begunuys, the more We beg the more me family
will despiSe We. stand up 70 yer rights, dignyhed
like and thin, may be, they'll respect We and be
afraid of We" Judy, I'M sell me lands IN south
Carolina, and 90 TO Brazil 50 good bye once more.
4" Pat, there we're OIL again; how'd ON, arick, ana
nav be- we'll get the betther Of the family yet.
What Pat did we haven't heard; but If he or any
one else wants to sell or lease lands in the south,
and requires the services Of an agent abroad, we can
honestly recommend Mr.. Z. L. COtey, late OF this
city, who is now in London, and whose services can
be secured on application TO Baton n Rogers, Main
street, between Seventh and Eighth See advertise
ment; il is an interesting one.
PUxcH.-Pauch mot Irish whiskey, which by the
way is the better of the two, but London) has Orgi-
mated the following. An American elector, Mr.. Ru-
fus Smart, is described as holding a conversation
with black electOr, SambO: My dear SambO, you
are a gentleman Of Africa" o. All now you talk
sensitive, and me proud TO know you. SIT down,
sar and don't be bashful We are all alike and
euual-all cakes out OBJ de same oven, Sar, only de
collud genelam am q cake which am better done
Like cake and mOlasses, Sar
Delight in it, / assure you, SIR
I" Den steal some, and I'll lend you bureau 10
eat him on, yup, yup, yup.
4" MaSsa's name Manassas
Hugly little Jew,
Steal his prime mOlasses,
Put him in a stew.
Jiggle joggle, jump across,
Dat am berry fine;
Den dis Niger steal boss,
Aud Oh 10 Caroline
Jgge' Jogg!e, yup.'
Just so. Ills all the same to SlmbO whether he
steals horse or mOlasSeS. He will take either with
out conjunction and If you chase him. ten 10 one
but he'll blink YOU By hiding away in u BUREAU
But talking of cakes and mOlaSSeS, puts Us in mind
that VIM. l.. Fleming, of Goochland, and w, W..
Tribbett of Lexington both genuine IWgiHidnS;
and that is high praise as can be bestowed on any
one, have opened an establishment NJ -, Broad
street between Ninth and Tenth, where they oder
Tor sale wholesale and retail, confectionery Of all
kinds candles OF the sweetest kind; fruits of the
choicest kind and all kinds OF things in that line
We really wish these gentlemen all success. Taey
are good aud true Sons of the sol. and deserve en-
couragement What they promise they will certain
Is perform and, therefore, give them call. Like
many other gallant Southern soldiers, they are en-
deayorng to retrieve the losses of the past Read
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