Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1866-09-26

uuoe oh Wv oui icSt anu leIl AlDaUy III ,
disgust.
SKENArADY. THE people Nv this de-
lightful little village wuz awuke when the
imperial train arrived The changes
haven't bin made in the offices here and
consistently there wuz splendid receps-
hun didn't suppose there wuz SO many
patriots along the Mowhawk. wuz pin
ted out by sum one ez the Presidents
private adviser-a sort wv private Secre-
tary Nv State, and after the
train started found just 2ll petitions
for the Post Offs in Schenectady in my
side coat pocket, vieh tie patriots
who he'd hurrahed SO vocif-
ferOusly he'd deposited there. The iusi-
dent wuz movin on.-"Thank God, !"
thought |. 80 long cz we hev the post
Offices to Civ, we kin alluz hev a party"
/ The Sultan swung around the cirklo
wunst here and leaving the constooshun
IN their hands the train moved off
RoME--Hcre we he'd a aplendid rcccp-
shun and ] never heard his majesty speak
more felicitously. He menshuned to the
audience that he he'd swung around the
Southern side Nv the circle and wuz fgh-
nti traitors on all sides He left the Con
stitooshun in their hands bid EN- good
bye received at this point only 100
petitions for the post offs, which 1 took
en- a bad omen for the comm election.
UTIoA,---'rhe President spoke here with
greater warmth and jcrked more orleina-
lily than1 he'd before observed. He in.
troduccd here the remark that he wuz goin
to shed a teer over the tomb uvDouglas,-
that in swingin around the circle he he'd
fought traitors on all sides Nv it, but that
he felt safe He shood leave the Con
stitooshun in their hands, and eff a martcr
wuz wanted, he wuz reddy to die with
nc, tncss and dispatch,
1ocKpoNT. The President is improvin
wonderfully. He rises with the occasion
AT this point he mentioned that he wuz
sot on saviu the country wich he'd honored
him.-E2 for himself his amoShiu wu2
more than satisfied. He he'd been Alder
man, member of the Legislacher, Congress
man, military governor, Vice President
and President. IIe swung round The
circle Nv Offices, aud all he wanted now
was to heel the wounds Of the uashun,-
And felt safe in leavih tie constitution II
their hands. Ez he swung round thu
cirkle.
At this pint l interrupted him
told him that he had swung around the
crkle wunst in this town. and ez yooseiu
oz the phraze wuz it might Spite by too
much yoose.
At Cleveland we begun to get into no
water. Here is the post 70 which tn
devil of Ablishinism is chained, and hi
chain is long enough to let him rage owe
nearly the whole State. am pain"d tt
state that the President wasn't treated
here with rospeck due his station III
commcnst deliverin his speech. but wa
made the subjec Nv ribald lafture. Skase
" he'd he got to the pint Nv swinglr
around the cirklc, when foul mouthet
5 negro lover yelled Veto" and anothc
vocifferatcd moo Orleans" and anothe
: remarked Memphis" and one after an
+ other interruption occurred until Ill
. Highness wus completely turned off tn
track and got wild He forgot his speed
and struck out crazy, but the starch wu
out nv him and he wuz worsted. Gran
. WITCH VIC had taken along to draw tn
crowds r,aced dirt on us here, and ster
r ned onto boat for Detroit leav'n us o"'
g Farrvgut ez a attraction. who tried tw'c
/, 10 get awav ditto but wuz timely prever
ted The President recovered his exam
!, m;tv and swung around the cirkle wuns
!, and leavin the constooshun in their hand
II retired. fa
q AZ the next pint we WIZ astounded
d sein but one man at the station. tie WI
It dressed with sash over his shoulder, an
s. wuz wavin flag with one hand. hr'n
e. saloot Wit revolver with the otner' an
IT p,ayin "Hail to tho Chief" on mou'
e. orpon All to wunst. "Who are yo'r NJ
l.