The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-07
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ssshal1i the DeRsocrutac Party
I Lave or Die 2''-- Mr.. Nasty
Gives his Views ON tho subject.
Icsr OrFis, tospsps RArs x ROADS !
(wichis IN the stat ~ Kentuokv.) ,

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very generally discussin the ques.
tivn: "Shcl the Democratic party
live or die" wich when we take into
considerashen the fact that the corpse
is afore us, seems to me holler mock
cry, and heartless triilin with the
feelins NV the friends NV the deceast.
Their aint no yoose NV talkin NV ito
fucher, coz it's in its fucher now, and
a tomb stun mite ez well be put up,
regardlis NV expense, commemoratin
its virchooS. ....
The Chicago Tines and various
other papers are advocatin the ice
NV aoppin over to niger suffrage.
| hev let my Websterian intellek lite
onto this suhjek at various times, and
the more | hev considered it, the
more am satisfied it wont do. A ma
ber of mine wunst he'd the stumck.
AXE, and applied to me for remedy.
In spirit NV jockelarity told him
that striknine wood cure that, ez
well ez all other physicle ills. The
poor feller not seein it wuz joke,
took an ounce or two, aud need |
state the resultP lIe sleeps in the
valley. Niger suffrage, wich is
rank pizen, wood end the troubles Nv
the Dimocrisy, but wooden't it end
Dimocrisy alsoP We mite die grace
fully ez Dimocrats, but wood our
resurrection ez Ablishulsts he Ger
tain? Wooden't the people when we
are wunst entombed, forget TO ava.
/ ken us2 ... .....- ..g .,
The objections are these:
l. We cant gobble Ablishen votes
with nigger suffrage, for the reason
that ef the people desire it they d
probably go to the inventors thereof,
that they mite be ashoored Nv gettin
the genooine article.
2 We can't get the nigger after he
is man and brother. The Times
idee is, we'd ketch 'em on the score
that the trash materially gravitates to
us. We are too late for this. The
nigger just now is lookin up-not
down, and even ef the tax wuz takenoh
NV whisky, so ez to bring that essen.
more within our means, and we sho'd
Idevote ourselves enthusiastically to
the work, we wooden he able to get
'em down to our level ia TWEEN ty
years.
| Aiore that time ! shell hev gone
into that other world wher pollytix
wont trouble me, and ef the orthodox
Irelijus beleefs Nv the day is correct,
in the department NV the tother world
p wish, gish sas!l Rull. up, q there will b,
, Iliit up my eyes from theme. it vii
do me no pcrtikeler good, ez / know
NV, TO be told that the Dimocricy he,
elected ther President by niggel
votes-that intelligence woodn't sup
ply the place Nv the water l shood bt
cailin for.
It's instant relief we need, and G
life is ever pumped into the carcrss
= afore us, it must he done to wunst. -
hcv an ijee for the salvation nv the
party, wich, eff acted on will give u,
= a lease Nv power for years-MExrco
Here Is suthin feasible Let the
$ nth adopt the Constitnoshne
Amendment to wunst, providin Con
gress will knock out the third section
wich DISTINGUISHES the heft Nv US who
d are fit for Congress, and also rcpce
Is the test oath, and immejtly let John
e son annex Mexico. How will l
e stand, then? We hev ten States out
e wich we kin depend upon. Ken
q ltucky, Delaware, and Maryland maxi
y thirteen, and Mexico kin be cut NJ
y into twenty more, or thirty for tina
N matter, givin us clean majority il
the SENT, House and Electoral Col
T llege. ! hev let my intellek out ont
:. this suttek and amt mistaken, Ii
Mexico is the precise populashen W
kin best work upon. "I'rey can
understand our speakers" seq on
objector. Very good. 1 admit II
and what do we want Nv voters VIII
kin understand us9 The downfall
Democrisy commenst the mint TIL
people begun TO understand us. 5
ng long ez they took things on trust,
wuz all right, but when they begu
'u to question, the Jig wuz up. Intell
10. gence is good thing in the abstract
''Ir, but you must be modrit in IFS yoos'
ii Enuff NV us wood hev to emigral
ot thither, NV coorse, to be sent back
Washinton Seward and'I, for II
x stance, wood go to the SENT irol
Chiahuahua, Doolittle ard Or. Old
NV Ohio, from San Juan, Henry Cla
Dean and Cowan from Tamaulipa
John Morrissey and Randall fro
ng Matamoras, Vallandigham and 81
'es cum from Tehuantepec, Custar al
the Beecher-no they've gone back
'na us-Jim Steedman and Jesse ID. bri
uai from Puebla, ct settry.
II There wood be room for every o
'"o NV the leadin Democrats North
/. these States. Their wood be six
us seats in the SENT and three hundr
lin the House to be filed, besides
State offisis. The hundreds NV the
, sands NV Dinokrats now mourn
; for offisis, and who can't be supple
, wood here find openins. Think
I ht! Thirty States turned over to
sicx with people wich coodn' t comp
&e.l with us for the ofiisis. My sole
,tEss E bands with the thot. The field VIC
lary be rich one for Androo j axon X
per ers to stump, for the people, not
- standin word NV wat he wuz s
rug IN and hevin high opinion NV .
." Amerikins, wood think he wuz tai
p sence! And His eggslency,
T President! vat a chance it wood