Daily union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1865-1866, 1866-05-03

of the Wisconsin State Journal. who is writing
letters from the South over the nom de plume Of
.Sinsroke," for the benefit Of Senator Sumner
in making up his scrap spcecaeg." lie Is under
stood 10 have been a devoted friend Of the Union.
but did no fighting 10 save it, and became valiant
only at its close 1t is to this Sansiroke that Sut"
gives the following mangling pen stroke:
BuREAu ovE Fool KILLING, !
DEsrRIcK OvE SALIAi. MARsATCBUTiTs, T
AFRLE-Nr oNTU THE Las oyE HIT.
FIsHUL DOKYMINT.
TT SoLoNIY SUSsTRUcE:
Onder ne bed corrisD0adint oUc The WIscoONsKIP
STAT JUNNIL.
STR-Es yure gir seems ia run yu sorter in the
Noospapcr line. / takes hit es sartin that yu hes
read in the 'NU YoRE Day Book" owe my bein
'piuted, by the President, owe all these yere
Yunited States, tu the orfully sponsibi oriss owe
Fool killer Gincril Eur that luvey naik owe the
woods. named ontu the top owe this pistil.
is mons us sorry Ia say that my tensun hes
been 'hshuly calld tu yure case. The prinhd
'pistils atop owe yure surjestif name, noTated in
the jurnil. menshund by me back yander, few
lines ago. brings yu, ready tried. cunyicted an
sentunced, intu my hans, lcavin muffin fur me tn
da. but tu put yu. outen per nise,B es quick es /
kin git tn yu. Use gwine fur yu. in the morninD
An muffin fur yu tu du, but tu furgiy them, what
yu hcv iujur'd. an prepar yerself fur a big swim
in birthstone.
It's dse'full dro'full ia think, owe. dubbi
dre'full to undergo. but the laws ontu fool KILN
mus be toted out cf hit don't leave poperlashun
suuG, h raise seed inguns fur mex year: the
safety owe the government. an the suckces owe
Mister Johnsons. plan owe bildin up n shelter, fur
aH ia stan under, pend 'tirely on the speedy
d.soushun. owe the las damiool, an in the Proyi-
deuoe owe things. my jobs tu disoiOie 'enL
Yure case ana sich a mark 4 one, that felt like
maRia up sortcr. fur yer makers Chuwcver that
mout be- stngins, in jis' giyin yu no sence at ALL
by few hours warning. Now don'tyu waste oae
mint oye cui, in prayin Ls no tsc: you dun passd
that pint wheny yurit the fus' line fur the noospa-
per. But sit-down. an, rite out statemint. owe
what NJ, Lcs 5esaa daia, jurin the las war; that
orful four yercs owe blood. an blustcr an
lnxin up owe things, an totein of things, am
skccrin things. This yu mus du, tn 'nable the
produce owe yer ons, tu stan far in arvige 'sciety
arter hes fed yu ia the wirms. an yer name, an
yer pistels, am only tu be foun'. ontu the books
owe the fool killer Ginoril.
State fu. on the oath owe sum manbOdy. owe
stnudin, how meney muskts yu wore plum out a
"clubbin" ON over rebil skulls? How meney, yu
Ief loadid. an how meney loads yu lef' intu each
indiyidoal shootin irun. How meney, cords owe.
baynits laid sockit pint yu split, a stobbin
folks. an how meney yu draw a the temper outen,
"a toastin uthcr ole wimens hens, over camp fires,
an sich like
Then. 20 keerfully in Ia the blood seckshuu,
owe the narntC Say. how meney bsrrls owe
A.. ghoI. hoc
pussonely split, an ef thar am a remainder. arter
the barrils gins out. lit hit down. in galluns,
quarts pints. an spoon fulls. yu incident mind the
draps. in so large a lot. But you mus cum es low.
e. the spoonfuls. the law requires hit. You he'd
bcs siperate the crimsun tied intu kinds, mems,
wimcns. ohildrens csttiIs. hogs. hens. pole cats.
tunps, dragons. an onoonstructid pcpils. Mex.
totch the 'proD1io6, part (sumetimes called. by
the onedikated. durnd fool. low down. white trash.
" sioalin.') Mention the 'zact number owe Peau-
nors. VA moved" an The karacter owe the fee
mails now payin ontu them. whittier A No. l.
middlin, thank yu, or common; also the laingth
owe thar respectif foet-in feet; of Goldfish an
taters. am cny part owe thar livin. how many, ef
ouy. owe EN-. bIeves in the "ontil deth" seek
sbun owe tho marriage seremonie.-the doctrine
owe miscgenashun-B Brgsm Young-minks-run-
great hereafter.
Then. sit down how meney yu may hev lift
cd" owe the follerin art,ils. which am dcklarod
to be contribran owe war: Quilts. frocks shifts.
babys huckaback britchis finger rings. dogratypes
owe pepils dead kin, spoons, love letters, work
boxis sowin mershcans. dclf war from onder the
bed, hoops. sent bottis. locks owe har. locks owe
chists. an locks owe knttin truck. thimbils, fam
rrly registers, the dead babys shoes, sittiu hens,
necli cushuns. camdre TASKS. yarb punches, an
the seed bags. Then state what yu got fur en-,
in dullers an sents how much owe the proseeds
yu hey spent toard risorin the yunion an things,
how much fur spincts. how much fur reciprokn-
tin refreshments. an how much fur the spread
owe the gospil, an the mcasills; mex. state arter
jew reneckshun. ef yu remembers ara case, whar
yu Iersonciy reconstructed rcbil, an if so, how
yu managed the clss, an also, how many laigs.
au' arms had he. an what wcr his hcft. Yu
mus olso say, cf yu hes msfortnatly been the
ruin fur this world, and the world tu cum, owe
ouy feemals, (stait the number owe laigs, ef over
two,l an how many owe EN-, yu kin sartinly say,
an swar tu, gin hit tu me- in roun' hundreds.
Hingin in the fTackshun. an class en- intu three
shades ove eydler, jet back-ask black an saddil
skirt yaller. Mex, stait how meney battils yu hes
6t, fout. an split fluids in. Mex. stait the mum
Der in roun' thousins owe pursonal skrimages. yu
am been in an whittier yer oppemnts wer alters
shes. ur never he's O. the iacks may be-
larns that yu hes been down South. since the
war smellin roun' the blackened stumps, and
houselcss chimbloys. owe blighled an conkerd
pepi. huntin fur trcasun. ur disroyalty; eff yu
ioun eny, hay yu been abil ia sell hit fur cny
thing. an is hit worth as much tn you os a trunk
owe wimens close wud be? Olso. stait how many
doggerys yu pursonoly 'xamind, an the moril
status owe the inside owe each one olso, the ave
rgc owe the onpaid balances lef with each afoar-
sod institushun. Stait how meny meals yittils,
and nights lodgin that helpless heart brokin pc
pill wudeut hev pay fur, an how many tavrins yu
either dodg'd ur 'euchered." an then what yu
Eed about these pepil arter yu he'd put eight ur
nine hundred miles atwix yu an them, and thar
just rath.
Stait II ever yu happend by acksident tn git
intu the rong bed. an be foun' thar by an insa-
shate Sambo; cf 50. what wer yer stratergy? Did
yu call i'm "a man an brathor." ur did yu js'
'miEzily' Ef the las were yer stratorgy. hu fotch
yer close tn yu? An how did yu smell thararter,
fur say ten days.
Now. es yu hes been a sOlgcTin 80 long, | wants
va to keep a stiG upper lip. an die game-so don't
70 Ia gcttin big skecr intu yu. at these ycrc le-
ru qucstius an turn tail, an s,rar pa rrugH, erg-
90 ttc srdr al ol ia keep from auScrin 'cm. Hit
will jis' be iumpin outon fyin fat intu biln soap
rrcas. Hits nit on every hart in the world what
has a soul bchnc hit ia set hit Ia bcatin, that
all the uussed. low down yarmiuts, what dishoncr
the name owe man, the suck aig sneak. hu hides
ahine the pcttccoats at home a suckin the hart's
llud owe his country, an Ct rdfisRea kissc' oH hi',
while she nm strurglin for very life, blcedin at
every aurcr hole gmlet hole wurrs hole an crack,
an srtcr she has barry won the 6ght. weakly tryin
90 staggcr tu her feet arin, creers frum his safe
place, AN jackal like. goes sccntin roun amung
the dead, the dyin and the staryin, Il surchin fur
sumthin like a dead Ere coal, TO tote home and
lite wifi a uciicr match. and then say, "Sce yerc,
they haint whipped yiti lcrcS the fire owe war
! foun' amung en- They Is savin sum tn lite the
bonfire oyc hattil agin!" An then keeps a bel
loun fur ,umbody else tu 90 down thar, an grind
en- sum more, to feed his hcll's hatred ought TO
be srGr oN--by nuthin liyin but polekats. tail tu
tal-ytink tn stink. Hitwould breathe new life
utu the dead blush on the stoney check owe
street walker is Ia AK her cf laswarnt her secund
cuzEins dorg. an she'd straitway hang herscf fur
shame.
III be Toun' soon artcr brckfus. Now I wants
no mus made-no more dodgin-no cryin ur leav
takiu-asef RE lick squar. What's yer fayorit
way Of shufIiin OF this mortal quile2 lci '-pc-
ricnced in KILN. is commodatiu on that pint.
Take yer choice-rope. club. meatax, ur slaidFe-