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The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-11-09
In ChancerY at JOnesbOrO', Tenn

In Chancery at JOneSbOrO', Tenn
TTnpSEBLcE ~ssASoEoooD 4 CO., " HAMHu
III 4 Wilds, and others. In this case Il 10
alleged that the defendants, Catharine Hun
lev, . widow. formerly CatharIns MeCrAekIn,
Betsy ueCcraekin, VIM. Mecraekin, John
Gresnway ard Grandson 0reenwAy, are non.
rssidents Of Tennessee IL i ordered that
they appear At The November Term. 1855, o.
this Court, and defend or this cause win be
taken for confessed. October 4, 1855.
~poyzE4prs feeS51 HENRY H0SS, C.kM.
CALVIN whitaker VS.. DIVORCE, MAS
u tha Jaae WhitaksF. Il appearing from
b aIleea,ioas 10 eomplainantS Bill, thatde-
fendanL Martha Jane Whitaker, 10 . non-fes-
idens Of isis State. u 10 ordered that publ.
cation Be made, notifying the aid hauba
Jane Whitaker V appear a ths neat term Of
The ChshosIy Court, for Washington eouny,
Tsnnsssse, 10 be he'd Al JsnsIboroagh, on
The fourh Monday 10 November neat, 10 Do.
fsBd her interests "a said sut Or tbs SANE
vail BE- proeseded with ~ apaftt. Ottobsi
az tteG HENRY HQ83, CAN
HefsHtPtstesS'' IaH
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ID L, WILSON, ADMINISTRATOR OF
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Bra; ! have wed your lila IN my general and
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North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03
Local and PersO nal.

The friends of JOHNSON and cLYMER will
meet in council, at
NTT-@~
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9Th
How we VOtes

By a law passed the last session of the
Legislature, the manner OF voting in this
county was materially changed. Voters
should bear in mind that zoe nol0 rote bit
three Tickets
ist. One ticket headed "STATE," which
this year contains only the name of the
candidate for Governor.
2d. One ticket headed JUDICIARY,
which this year, contains only the name Of
the candidate for Associate Judge.
81. One ticket headed "County" which
must contain the names of ALL COUNTY OF
FicERs voted for, also the names of the can
didates for CONGRESS an REPRESEN-
TATINE. No o. her title or designation on
the outside of the tickets will be recognized,
and no one will be allowed to vote more
than the three tickets headed as above
They must contain the names of all candi-
dates voted for. The officers of the elec-
tion must deposit these separate tickets in
separate ballot boxes.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03

SENTIMENTS OF The SPEAKERS AT TEE
REPUBLICAN MEErNe.-Thaddeus Ste
vens was the chief speaker at the Lancas-
ter meeting on the 9th. He said:
The great issue to be met at the election
is the question Of negro rights. shall not
deny, but admit, that fundamental princi-
pie Of the Republican creed is that every
being possessing an immortal soul is equal
before the law. They are not and cannot
BE- equal in strength, height, beauty, intellect
ual and moral culture, Or social acquire.
meuts; these are accidents which must
govern their condition according to circum-
stances. Butin this Republic, the same
laws must and shall apply to every mortal,
American, Irisbman, African, German or
Turk.
John W. Forney was another speaker
and big gun. He then said :
Entertaining very clear and decided
opinions OIL this subject, | do not hesitate
to state that believe the true solution OF
all our complications and the lasting protec-
ton Of our free institutions, IS TO CONFER
IMPARTIAL SUFFRAGE UPON AMERICAN CIT
IzE OF WHATEVER CREED, COLOR OR MA
TIvIrY. If this makes me a radical, am a
radical and glory in the NAME"
The thunder storm is gathering-the
storm may soon break-and the sooner the
rebels accept the terms offered by Congress
the better for their:.guilty lives. The COL
ORED MAN WILL BE CLOTHED wITT TIE
RIGHT OF SUFFRAGE.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03

power.
You have truth, justice and right upon
your side.
Spare no pains in such cause.
See your friends and neighbors, talk with
them, convince them, if not already con
vinced of its justice.
See that the sick, the lame, and decrep-
id have means to attend the election.
Appoint your best men to guard the polls
from the opening until the close.
See that nc illegal or fraudulent votes
are cast
See that no man who has a right under
the constitution 10 vote, is deprived OF that
right
Work earnestly from morn till night. II
through your apathy the enemies of the
Union triumph, how bitter will be your re-
grets, when too late, to avert the evils they
will impose upon you and he country.
We say again, a full vote will secure
certain victory.
VIII every Democrat and conservative
unionist sec that every. possible effort is
made to secure this most desirable consum
nation
Let the freemen of Wyoming ancwsr in
tones that cannot be mistaken on Tuesday
next
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03
G. II A Nd lf LII Y
Nicholson Sc IT. 81. 1866.
Mr. EpIToR.

Mr. EDITOR.
The Republican of this week con-
tans article by cvrresp'nuent fro,a this place
which contains some statements in relation 10 a
.seene' that occurred at the Glenwood Fair so
gro sly false aid unjust rs to demand notice
although its low lived slang, and It's Pha nsaical in
soeI &c and egusm entIte il only to silent contempt.
As the merits of the speech of the csei Gap
rlin' Tourgee do not propose to say anything at
this tme further than THAI it was very ia tue
vie of those Of Blos Rlow and his cv-iaorers o the
Torch and turpeniine squat
Fin the FL r, the fac, is made public that this
man. Tourgee sent here by the Repub,icl State
Committee but if the character of hi. 'afdr esq
known to any of the responsible representatives
of the agricultural Siety previous 10 its devery,
that nnw'ease WIS mt communicated TO others who
hnd-to say tue least good right to k iOw of
it. And when ho char lcter of his speech became
| apparent, several members of the Executive Com
miree ami other Stockholders (wbo Rcpublicuns)
| rxpressed heir dis apprubation OF the attempt to
impose upon an Agr icultural Fair q p 1tcal hd-
rnngue Under the circun.s tances one of the Vie
Presi enis twho is also the largest stockholer in
the Soc e'y AMI member Of tho Executive Commit
] ee) assembled the Judges stand, and while remoB-
st.ating with Hnoiher member of the Executive Conn
mitee as to the mproprieiy of the proceeding tbs.
| Pr sdent of the Society came upon the stand and
was ,pealei TO by the member Of the Executive
CO;nmite first meni"ned ; AMI whether in cnnse-
Qunnce o; the sugg, st o or imPelled by bis own
genremanly impulses. and his I'D recitation 0f the
outrage that being perperated npon his polite
al opp nents is n t apparent ,terial. Be that
as it may the President did attempt and in q very
| few moments succeeded in stopping the speech
notwithstanding the ID n ants of the Executive
Committee man called by Ned. Manager" backed
by the immaculate e y ex-marshal of the l2'h dis
,r in all his formid,Lie proportions, neither Of
the lights NeI speaks Of pok ed his head in front
of the speaker and Ned might haze spared his
readers the formidable array of adj,ctvcs we'll
his false statements. And alth ugh Denh'r of Nets
flights boast the muscle argument" il was not
apparent that they shrank frcm the perform Of
their duty to the society its patrons. As to the
manner in which the whole fair viewel by
what he pleases to call the true men, the mani
fest improprety Of imposing upon Agricultural
Fair and its patrons political harangue on either
side il fittingly denounced by men of al parties
whose opinion is respected in the community. And
Ned and the few other very fanatical Radicals
who airing their Iillingsgate and venting their
equally harmless detrsctons, in the news papers
and on the street corners, mani testify endeavor
ing to turn the popular tide by the old dodge of
"stop thief" FAIR PLAY.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03

Public to continue long in power any party
with such an overwhelming majority as
the radicals have in the present Congress.
In Ill free governments opposition is an ell
ement of purity and sofety. But when an
opposition is too small to make any resist
ance, or even to exercise due vigilance, the
tyranny of the majority becomes reckless,
and corruption unexposed and unchecked
corrodes the body polictic.
IL. Because the radical press and stump
orators seek to deceive the people in re-
gard to the BASIS OF REPREsENTvrIoN.-
They assert that the whole negro popula-
tion will now be counted as the basis OF
represention in Congress in the Southern
States; whereas THEY KNOW that NO
cH,NeE IN the basis of representation can
take place until after another census and
another apportionment. They know that
no change CAN take place till 1871. And
yet in their zeal to force NEGRO SUFFRAGE
upon the country, they pretend that there
is new an inequality whereas the truth is
that only three-fifths of the non-voting
population of the North is counted as the
basis of apport;onment.
l2. Because the radical policy, or want
of a policy, keeps the country divided. pro-
longs sectional passion and jealousy, de-
preciates public credit, and dimi nishes the
revenue of the country. by discouraging
industry and thrift. IF they would permit
the restoration of the Union for which our
brave men fought, industry would revive
at the South, property would be able to
pay their proportion of the public burdens
and TAXATION AT THE North COULD BE
DIMINISHED. But so long as the radical
policy prevails, poverty will oppress the
Southern peopIe-they can pay no taxes,
and We of the North must Dear the whole
burden!!
l3. Because, after claiming to be the
very champions of free speech and free
press, they have of late proved the most
intoiieront enemies of both !; as evidenced
by the recent insults to our Chief Magis-
trate, by their refusal to let him enjoy the
right of the humblest citizen, to be heard
inshs own defence, and hv drowning his
voice With r;bald cIamor and Insulting
noises all Ct which conduct the radical
press has. with scarcely an exception, ex
ultingly approved! !!
l4-Because the policy OF the radical.
is in its SPIRIT and its PROGRAMME uN.
CHRISTIAN, v!YDlCTIvE and BLOOD -THIRs
TY! 1t is difficult to imagine how any
CHRISTIAN, who possesses the spirit of Je-
sns. Can adhere to a policy whose watch.
word is vengeance and drstruct on Sc
long as the rebels were in arms the writer
of these lines was earnest and active in
supporting th. Government ami putting
down rebellion; but now he longs for
peace, confidence, magnanimity, UNION
He longs for the legitimate fruits of vicio-
ry. Shall We have UNION, PEACE and .
DIMINUTIoN Of TAXES? Or shall we, by
voting, with the Radicals and keeping
them in power, have DlsrRusr, DIsskNrIos
ExTRAyAGANr GovERNMENT AND IN.
CREASED TAXES!
My fellow citizens, implore you tc
weigh my FOURTEEN REASONS candidly and
dispa :sionately. Lay passion, pref
and party aside; and vote in the fear OF
God and with an intelligent love of coun
try.
An UNCONDITIONAL Uk1oN MAN.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03
WORK!! Work.! WORK

Democrats, national Union men of Wv
oming County we make this, our last ap-
peal to you before the election,
The time for action is at hand. Re-
member that eternal vigilance is the price
Of liberty.
See ibat no man who will vote Our tick
ct remains at home. You have willy ani
unscrupulous foes to contend with.
Close up the ranks and make a united
and vigorous onset. Your enemies are
desponding, Their leaders in times past,
have left them. They are now led by men
whose motto is ''uriversal suffrage or per-
peinal disunion." These disuuionists, these
bliud and fanatical followe RS of the traitor
Tbsd. Stephens, are in minority. in Penn
sylvania to-day, if the true friends of the
nniun will but show heir rength. None
are too humble or too weak to aid in the
srork. You have your Liberties, and ,he
perpetuity of a government established by
your fathers, to defend and maintain.
The union that you, your sons and
brothers fought to restore, is still in peril
still unrestored. The traitors on one end
Of the line have been put down by your
arms. Let the traitors on the other end
ofthe line be p ut down by your votes.
You would restore unimpaired, the
constitution of your fathers. You desire
Union o.. all the states You would maintain
the supremacy of the white race.
Shall these glorious ends be attained?
Shall victory crown your efforts?
With full poll Of the Democratic and
conservative vote, success in such a cause
Is certain.
Upon you rests the responsibility of Sc
curing a full vote
60 to work with willing hearts and
determination to do Everything in your
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03

H4RT-LOTT-0n Sept. 7th. at the Parsonage in
Wysox Bradford Co. by the Rev. Joseph A. Rnssed,
Mr.. AIonzo Hart, /" Miss Louisa Lott. both Of
Tunkhannock, Pa. t.a ?. -
HALsEY -ETHERIDGE-At Montrose. Sept. 9th
1866, by Rev Jacob G Miller, Calvin C. Halsey
M, D, and Miss Mary Etheridgs.
McLAIN-PLACE-At the house of the brides
father, Sept. 29th 1866, by Rev. u. L, Legg. Mr..
Saruel McLain of Auburn TIP. Pa. to Miss
Amanda Fl, Place, of Washington TIP, Pa.
LYMAN-BUNNELL-At the M. E Parsonage,
Sept Goth. 1866, by Rev. E. F. Roberts. Mr..
Joseph A. Lyman to Miss Emma T. Bunnell, both
Of ofMeshoppen. tf
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03

TY of every man who loves country, and
holds fast to the charter Of our liberties,
that we ca"uot any longer endorse the trail
tor and not share in the treason.
Honest, thinking and intelligent men,
as they review this faithful, authoritative
record, will quietly vote for that plain. sub
stantial unaffected, TRUE man of the peo-
ple. WILLIAM ELWELL.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1866-10-03
Read and Decide.

IF yon are opposed 10 taxation withou
representaton-VoTE FOR HESTER CLY
| MER.
If you are opposed to mob law an I ille
gal gatherings designed to create war and
its incacnlable evils-VoTE FOR HEIsrEr
| CLYMBR.
If you are opposed to placing black men
upon par with those of your own race
VOTE FOR HEIsTER CLYMER.
If you are IN favor of cem.nting anew
the States under the CoDstitntion-voTE
FOR lllE>TEK CLYMER.
If you are opposed to encouraging pas
siOns calculated TO prevent a spirit of mutu
al forbedrance and good will between the
Northern and Southern pcople-voTE FOR
nIEsTER dLYMER.
If you are opposed to the revolutionary
measures enacted by the self styled Con-
gress Of the UNITED STATEs-vorE FOR
HESTER CLYMER. who stans committed
AGAINST all these political interests so zeal
ouSly expressed by Stevens Geary & Co.
Ii you are in favor of taxing the rich
bond d-bolder As well as the poor son of toll
-voTE FOR HESTER CLYMER.
II YOU are IN favor of sustaining the m a.
.jesty of the law and opposed to every step
tending to create dscord--yorE FOR HES
Ter CLYMEk.
lfyou are in favor Of retaining political
power in the hands of white men--voTE
FOR HIEsTER CLYMER
Ifyou are in favor Of speedy return of
all til, Estates to their rights und,r the Con-
stitution-vorE FOR HESTER CLYMER.
If you are in favor of cultivating the
friendship of the citizen, of all sections
VOTE FOR HEIsTER CLYMER.
If you are in favor of creating whole
some laws by legally constituted bodies
VOTE For HIEsTER CLYMER, who stands
committed in favor of all these political
interests so zealously opposed by Stevens
Geary & Co.
Mr.. GEO. AsHMUN, of Massachusetts,,
who is known best as Presidcna of the Chi
c. 90 Republican Convention that nomina-
ted Abraham Lincoln for President, has
written letter to a johnson meeting in
New York, in which he says:
Il know Mr.. johnson well. He is hon
est, sagacious, true, and firm, and all such
imputatons upon his motives are most un-
just. I know, too, that he is faithfully fol-
lowing the same line of generous and far
seeing policy which guided Mr.. Ii coils up
to the hour of his death, and | cannot be
brought to doubt either its expediency or
its justice. Certainly no higher or holier
motive for action, in public servant, can
be suggested than that of a desire for the
immediate restoration to friendly relations
of those parts Of our country which have
been alienated. The war, followed by a
solid aud lasting peace, may, after all,
prove blessing. But hollow truce. out
Of which fiery passions and unscrupulous
personal ambition seek to make profitable
harvest cannot be anything but q curse"
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1866-06-22

The remains of an elephant have
been discovered in Louisiana, twenty
feet below the surface, and just above
an immense bed of rock salt.
1t was happy sentiment of some
deyout writer, that God carries his
people only when they cannot walk;
he pities our weakness, but not our
sloth.
In Sumter County, Ga, are Ave
men whose aggregate weight is ,435.
One of them-Enoch Blackshear-
weighs 40.
The largest theatre in Boston is
provided with q FIRE proof curtain, to
shut of, if necessary, the auditorium
from the stage.
Why are ideas like boards? Be
cause men get them when they grow
up and women never have them.
pohaHe
It has been asked when rain falls.
does it ever get up again? OF course
it does, in dew time.
In the beginning woman consisted
of single rib. Now she is all ribs
from her belt to the rim Of her petit
coats
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1866-06-22

An impatient Welshman called to
his wife: Come, come, isn't break
fast ready? I've had nothing since
yesterday. and tomorrow will be the
third dayr' This is equal to the
call of the stirring housewife, who
aroused her maid at 4 o'clock with,
Come, Bridget, get up! Here, tbs
Monday morning, tomorrow is Tues
day, the next days Wednesday,
the week gone and nothing done
yeti"