Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1866-08-29
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this season.
Bzg- When bootmaker commences to
make boot the first thing he uses is the
last.
rs;A- The first victim of trinchina was
I HerOd- He was cate Of worms and
gave up the ghost"
Ea3- \ cow died in Maine and a piece
of hoopskjrt was found in her throat 1t
Is supposed she swallowed the mi!kmaid
g=75- The Keithsburgh 0n) Obserrer
mentions the marriage o. Mr.. Rice to
Miss Boyle. Boiled Rice is good
H=3g~ 4 young workman in Paris had all
the iron nails drawn out of his shoes by a
stroke Of lightning without other injury
geg- \ woman was DISCHARGED from
Biackweils Island on Monday, who had
b>en convicted a hundred and fifty three
times.
el~ 4 lead mine has been discovered 1
near Chattauo, "A. There was considers
able lead planted in that vicinity by the
bluc-coatcd rifemen during the war.
Eog- A lady fixed the following letters in
the bottom Of tiour barrel. and asked
her husband to read them
OI g L II NJ I.
eea~ Ny deer doctor, suffer deal
would suffer q great deal more without
them.
era- 4 dandy inquired at a fruit stand
" Are these apples tit for hog to eat? -
IS Try them and set" said the apple wo-
man
Ea- a young lady says the reason she
carries a parasol Is, that idc sun IS Of the
masculine gender, and she cannot with~
stand is ardent glances
A man being asked at a late trial for
a certificate of his marriage, took his hat
off and exhibited a large scar, which look
. 81 As though it had been made with a fire
shovel The evidence was satisfactory.
Three rebel rufians in Mobile, who
thought they had not killed enough Yam
keys, attempted 10 assassinate |. :. of
hcer The gal'ent Federal killed one
Of them and wounded the others
- When a railroad conductor reaches
up to pull the bel strap, with his hand
I full Of shin plaster, he violates the law
hy raising the fair. The same Is true
when he assists lady ON board his train,
A punster says: my name is som
crset ! am q miserable old bachelor |
cannot marry; for how could | hope to
prevail on any young lady possessed of the
slightest notions of delieacy, to turn
Somers. I
Ezzv~ \ would-beprophet down South
lately said, in one of his sermon, that he
was sent to redeem the world and all
things Nhereupon native pulled cut
q Confederate shin plaster and asked him
TO fork over the specie for 1t.
Mrs Whiggles expressed her dis APP
pointmeut the other day on taking up the
paper. thus Lor sakes there ain't a sin~
gIe living person dead that | know. 1t
seems to me there amt 10 news III this
ere paper g
Not long since, an old bachelor drew
q prize IN q gift enterprise at Troy, and
went TO the store very gratefully 10 re-
ceiye Il. when he was somewhat mortified
20 ind that he had drawn hoopskirt and
waterfall
1t IS stated that when Secretary Sc
+ ward sent his protest 10 Austria against
sending troops 10 Mexico, for Macmillan,
he instructed MIR Motley. our Minister ut
NInnea, that If troops should be sent af-
ter his protest had been delivered, to with
draw and come home.
sa~The Menominee Herald says the
marble found on the Menominee River has
be > tested and pronounced equal If not
>u, rior 10 tie best Rutland marble
Copper IN large CHUNKS has recently
haeu found within few miles of Menom-
Inee.
t. The Bellefontaine (Ohio) 2cpuJli>
eaH saws that the wife of T. C. Tinker, Of
that place, has fallen heir 70 portion of
an estate in England valued ai $50, co.,
0u0 The portion thai viii fail 70 TIE lot
of Mrs Tinker, will be about s. SOC. 900,
after expenses of settlement, etc, are
paid 4 niece who Is living with Mrs
Tinker viii receive 8 portion amounting
to S-5@.u0o
Fs2- Sto,sii' Overland Steam Wagon
: the name of new. # not remarkable.
lnyeCuon Just brought into notice at Quin-
gv. III The inventor claims il Will run
up hin and down and on level ground or
any ordinary roaI without a track. Itis
+. guided BY 4 pIyt-wheel similar 70 the
wheel on steamboat, has q boiler OF
eighteen or twenty horse power and
weighs about I've tons