The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1866-08-29

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A couple of sailors were recently
arrested for throwing buckets Of tar
over each other. 1t was a pitch bat
tie.
Ugly people are as anxious as hand
some, ones to perpetuate their fea-
lures; probably, having lived so long
| with their ugliness, they have become
attached to It. 5sa i Pa .5tli , e 13
A German, being required to give a
receipt in full, after much mental eff
fort, produced the following, a y ish
full. Wants no more money. John
Swackhammer. I'm
Do you like goldfish balls, Mr..
Virgins? bGIMr. Virgins, hesitating-
ly. l really do not know, Miss; I
have no recollection of ever attending
one. ''s 5 e i.is' 81 t1 g29a. Pas s. 3'
A lady in Petersburg saw d freed
man skinning live catfish in the
market, and expostulated,, with the
remark, How can you be so cruel2"
Why, said, the, intelligent CONTRA
band, dis is de way dey used to do
me, and Use gwine, to- get, even wild
somebody" iiiII Ii IL s .It,i9 Is aol
4 o T he mayor of a north country
borough, on returning thanks for his
election, said that in The discharge of
his official duties he should be { nei-
thef partial nor impartial ~ j 5s si1
/. 4 Why is thief your only true philo-
sopher? Because he regards every
thing from an abstract point of soteto,
is opposed toTal notions of protec-
ton, and Is open to conviction.
at % g Arthur, y, said asgood nhatured
to his nghopeful, /" | did not know
till to-day that you had been whipped
last week. HAgitDidnit you, pa2if re-
piled the hopeful ( 4 I Knew It at the.
time. % .GieI sianfds .anibIaoolsii
"My son. SON. ''G said an affectionaa ate
mother to her son, who resided at a
distance and expected in short time
o be married, f'you are getting very
tin. - '''' Yes, MOTHER he replied,
~ ~ am, and when you seesme next,
L hink,you will see mylrib.Y aHr mi
y Western editor recently Published
thl!l remarkable statement THE
poen, which we publish in this week s.
:He'Ytd was written by an esteemed
friend, who has lain many years in the
grave for his own amusement ''sHfysni
Fora charming widow pensiEesbutH
not in,onsplable, there was a dress of
pale shvenderlo. satin,. sgored d and,
trimmed downothe side seams so as to
form side sashes, with wide black and
narrow White lace, low body, trimmed
square With black and white lace;
powdered hair and diahfond necklace,
with dianmdlcross attached, is pre-
sented as Just about the lkilhngest
thing thatcould be inyentedaazgwo,
"A lite ~ more animation my
dear, Whispered lady B to the.
gentle Susan, who was walking
to manage my own business, mann,
ma, replied the provident nymph.
I" | shall not lance my ringlets out of
curl for a married man. y "Of course
not, my love, but | was not aware
who your partner was" WIZ INA NJ ii1.t r.
This looking forward to enjoy
ment, = says an able writer, Y. don't
pay" I" From what I know of it., l.
would as soon chase butterflies for a
living, or bottle up moonshine for
cloudy nights = .zoraAa
Mr.. and Mrs.---.o,wyiith, their little
daughter, four Or Eve 1 wears of a u.
were f6Iitake the Early train i for G6ilf
cage; The previous night the little
chIid brought her prayer oDalelose as
follows Il p" Goodbye God goodbye,
Lord Jesus | am going to Chicago in
the norningip 5fiaS1 = 80 -I9i9q.lW J
An arabian having BROUGHT blpsb
to maideniss cheek blythe earnestness
of his gaze said to her, !" NY looks
have planted roses in your cheeks /
why forbid my gathering them2 The
law permits him who sows toireap
harvest. 'sf HTS TsuD1k
f,1HT 70 .IIlZJOg E0NRO9 al
A lawyer and adoctor were .disuuts
ing the other day about a bill a fellow
owed each of them He was able to-
pay one of them, and 50 left the mat
ter to themselves who ought to have
the money. li9nuo09dfl 10 i5b1o
-haI ought to have the money, as a
matter of ocourse,p said the lawyer
th tor sayed the fellow IF frog fgE g0ing tea
wen, 'ss sai the dOacjtAbf+. hlrssaavTe saved
him from going to h-4ll!psnBV8 10 V1
1t is needless to add which got the
money! ,GaFEtB YGaEGEE I'd agETd
- y, ElL2 eaf ~ h9uu0Z 0omm09 81
~ ANEExTRAORDINARYi INSTANCE OF
I J. NE Lord Frederick Fitz
iClaronceiWas once dining with asparty
Of off ers, at Portsmouth, Eng. when |
one p6them began telling some me "a rather