The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1866-07-18

Or National Tailor
A Portrait Ora in Chalk by n Rad
ical might Of the shears.
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snow ne VINO n4s been engaged IN these
conspiraces. who has Tired up0n our Tag,
who mas gwen Instructions 70 take our
forts anl custom houses anu ar-eua.s aud
backwards. and vii snow YOU traitor.
4 Nere 4 President O. ne United States,
would 90 - TLCs. Jefferson did in l-y6.
WIKI Aaron Burr. would have them ar
rested. and II convicted. within the mean
.ng and scope OF the constitution. by the
! EIeFnal Goo 1 Woa.d execute them.-Aa-
Cret- Johnson % tie United states senate
I Hqrc1 g, 1861
/ beiiye We must have The killing out
whea ali i done -I.O5in SlQrreiug, the
TAILOR, Midsummer Nights Dream.
IL ny opinion, certain Notorious rep
reseEtatiYe OF our craft IS but $3.50 j0urn-
eyman; after running well for time, be IS
tax ~ long back stitches. lie IL trying 10
mend our national treeches with snoddy.
He IS putting new pockets into our nation
al coat OF arms, Tor foreign insuits, and
patching its grand bullet holes with con-
iede-ate gray. suspect be i going into
the old co Dus.ness-Inis same Mr. Moses
lie Las spongel Out has old honorable
record, anu IS no logger a credit 10 our
cloth 10 undertaking 10 IL the Grand
utiYe proportions. be has clipped and saip-
ped. AM reconstructed 4 into u monkey
Jacket.
Hell 10. give he rebels the lastly ba-tlns
they deserve, but = ben. upon binding az
tier wounds. He i not the man 90 eud
j. d. s thread ot lie WIFI a -iipklot
de Las sat 10 long On narrow bench, 10
stand lrm and erect on = broad platform.
T.. ~ "a 3
great sacrifices Tor the LION, are "cut
out Of the whole cloth He cant make NE
swallow tales o. thar sort
He j. 100 vel used 10 turning his coat
IL isn't sound % the goose" He will
make 4 cabbage garden OF the White !
House grounds. lie would extingulsh Ito /
erIy's torch with his tAimhe His needle /
turns 10 tue south Pole. ! would there /
Was another needle iu tie seat Oi govern |
ment - prick Lin on 10 duty.
/ confess don't admire h.s roundabout /
policy. don't Ike rs habits; they are
either too loose or 10 light. | don't Ike bis /
measures. lie don't III the situation !
There : too much seeming about him He /
is poor teller. He OVERSEES our fair SKY /
with doubt and skirts il with lightnings. /
lie keeps the nation I'm s1spenders, a.
Mrs. Darlington would say. | would ser |
him TO making cOrduroys. He isn't fix for
our duck-duX. He needs buckram 10 his
principles. He wants drilling He has
less heart Than padding. lie hasn't "a
soul above buttons He faces both WAYS.
He is full Of p.attudes tie doesn't gather
wisdom from experience. lie tacks and
trims. His judgment Is warped. He
doesn't list 10 good advice lie would
come the Nap, over us, with his yard-stick
or sceptre. lie wants nen after bis own
pattern, 10 follow the patch he chalks out
Tie wakes saucy, but if he don't mind bis
eye, IN threading his way, he'll raise the
;a0ler OF the nation and get hemmed iu
ind pressed Oh all SIDES. he needs 10 be
stayed, 10 be slashed, TO be gored TO be
)inked.
Ii the latest should be inciiael to cut him
III with his own shears, Tor one should
ay, Cat away. Ii fortune were about
o unGo hIm, ] should say, Let her rip"