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Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16

SUNDRIES.
~ 10 barrels green PICKLES,
barrels white wine VINEGAR,
10 barrels MESS PORK,
300 prime sugar-cured HAMS,
100 boxes Adamantine CANDLES,
so boxes family SOAP,
In store and for sale by ,,,o m
mhl2t GEORGE ]. Hb thl.o
NJOLASSES.-Af few hogsheads very cnoice
WI MOLAsSEs, suitable for retailers eo'1 anu 'SH-
mon 81 hor' ior sae W RoBERT y. WILLIAMS,
L,o+ No. ~ Cary strsst.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16

WHAT LIQUOR CAN cONPLIsH.-Y eSterday
mornipg, about O'Clock, a crowd was attracted
10 the rear of the Potomac House, on the cor
ner of Seventh and Broad streets, by the ru
NOR that a man was lying in the yard dying
II turned out that DR.. Busk, whose habits Of
intemperance since he came TO Richmond, at
ter the evacuation, have convinced everybody
that he must soon kill himself, was actually
divine from the effects of morphine. A bottle
of this powerful narcotic was found upon his
II is said by Baltimoreans, who knew him in
their CITY, that he was once wealthy man, and
lived in style. bnt owing to an ungoyernaOlo
passion for strong drink, Ae gradually sank
lower, and still lower, Until he reached the Po-
sition he occupied at the time Of his wretched
death
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16

DR.. HoPsoN At FUNDAMENTALLY Hop
son, of Sycamore Church, of this city, delivered
his last and tenth sermon at Charlottesville, on
Sunday night last, to an overfowing congrega-
tion of the most intelligent and rejecting of
that cultivated section Of Virginia. His subject
was, " Justification by works through faith, y
and for two hours he rivited the attention Of
his congregation by his clear reasoning and
impaSsoned elOquence. He took the catholic
ground that the difference among Professionals
in faith and doctrine is so slight that nothing
except prejudice keeps them apart. In a
word, that in the vital points Of Christian doc
trine they essentially agree. There is no more
popular Minister connected with the pulpit Of
This CITY than DR.. HOpsOn.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16

OFF FOR EUROPE.-With great pleasure we
learn that that veteran in the esrthenware and
china trade-W. +. Butler, Esq.-whOse house
was established here upwards Of thirty years
ago, is preparing to resume business early IN
the tall, and will leave for England in few
DAYS TO purchase a stock Of goods. He always
imported his goods in former years, and now
visits Europe to re-eStabliSh business relations
with the manufacturers there, and perfect
arrangements for obtaining regular supplies of
the newest patterns and best goods be had. His
numerous friends and patronS-the merchants
of the interior of Virginia and North Carolina
and citizens generally, will doubtless be glad to
embrace the opportunity of renewing their trade
with the house of our old friend, and, with us,
wish him pleasant and profitable voyage.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16
,RrcHxoxD, VA, March 6, 1866.

tRICHh0ND, VA, March 6, 1865
have examined Professor Bernhardt's very COM
plete assortment of Spectacles and Lenses They
better adapted than any have before to remedy
the mperfections Of vision that be benefited by
the use of Glasses.
The pureness and clearness Of the crystal used is
item worthy of special attention, testify from
personal experience. l recommend Professor Bern
hardt with confidence and great cheerfulness the
tronage of the public
AIBRRT SNRAD NJ n
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16

wv ANTED-STOR U. States
w Ordnance Department having vacated our ware
house, prepared to receive Storage to the
bulk Of II, 900 barrels and solicit call
Our terms for Storage the same as established by
the Richmond Board of Trade in 1885, payable In specie
or its equivalent.
Vessels and canal boats discharge and load at our
house FREE OF CARRIAGE.
feb9t LEE PETTYJ0HN.
UTANTED-TO CAPITALISTS-AP PART
w NER. with cash capital Of $50, 900, to take an
interest in Mercantile House, doing business of
half million dollars per annum For particulars ad
dress A C, care of WHIG Office, Richmond, Vr-
ginia, jan27-u
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16
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Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16

w ANTED---A partner, with a capital of
w one two hundred dollars. to engage in a
light pleasant and honorable business that is pay
ing well.
To one that has lost leg In the late war; and who
possesses any mechanical genius whatever will find
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BILE living,
No need apply but those of steady and ndustri-
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Address Box 23l, Charlottesville, Va.
nh2-eod6t
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1865-1869, 1866-03-16

Admirably adapted to the Organ of Sight and perfectly
natural the eye afordng altogether the best artificial
help to the human vision ever invented.
Sold only by the Professor Of Optics and Spectacle
Manufacturer.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
Counsel for the Young.

Eighteen thlngs which render young
people very imPollie.
/. Loud laaghler.
.. Reading when olhe" are talking.
3. Cuuing finger nails in company
4. Leaving meeting before /, IS closed
5. Wti-Ptrlng in meeting.
6. Gazing a, strangers.
7. Leaving a stranger without seat.
8. A want Of reverence for suPeTIoTs.
0. Reading aloud in company without
being asked.
10. Receiving present without some
manifestation Of gratitude.
IL. Making yourself the topic OF con
sersallon.
-. Laughing at the mistakes OF OH
ers.
l3. Joking others in company.
IA. Correcting older persons than
yourself, especially parents.
Is. 10 commence tslking before o'h'
ers ave through.
l6. Answering questions whsh they
are put TO Others.
II. Commencing 10 ca; s' soon as you
are al the table.
ls. In no, listening 10 what one say
ing. IN cor psny-Unle,s YOU d..Hs TO
show coniemp, to lhe sPeaR"r. A well
bred person will not mske an ot'er's'ion
Wills, another Of The company - address
ing himself IN IL.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
Josh billings Oh Prayer.

From 100 many ifIend' and rom 'hlpgs
al loose ends. good lord deliver US.
From vile thai don't love Us, and
from children hat don'I look like Us, good
LoTd deliver US.
From snakes in the grass, from snakes
IN our boots, from torclrI'shI PfocesSIons
and from new run, good Lord deliver Us
From pack prddl.ts. from young folks
in love. and kolera molbls. good Lork de-
liver US.
From wealth without charity, from
praise without, sense, from Pedilress worn
cut, aud from all poor relations, good
Lord deliver Us.
From newspaper sells and from pills
Ina, anr pbysick, from iemaIes 'ha' faint,
and from men who laueT, good Lord de-
liver Us.
From virtue without fragrance, from
buuer that smells. from Niger camp
meetings, from eats thai are courIns'
good Lord deliver us.
From politicians who pray, end from
saints who nPple. from rye coffee req
herring. and al grso, widows, good LORD
deliver Us.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
yyluahlr DeceiDts.

Ring Bone and Yparin . OF. of
Spanish Flie-; 4 oz. MrrcurlaI Ointment;
3 OF. linctnre Iodine; 3 oz Venice Inr-
pertine; 3 drms. CoirOsIve SutlImen'; /
b. Hog, lard.
For LING Fsrer.-l drm. powdered
Foxglo,e; ID do. Tartar kms'lr; DO.
Mite. 4 DO. T,ncture OF Alo"sYs: 2
pint WARM water; 2 u. Rhuearo.
For the Swssnty.-l plat Of Strong
Vinegar: gill SPmI!s OF iu penhne; /
%. SsIDpeire; csnts worth OF Dragon :
Blood.
For the BoNs.-l quart strong MGllln
Tea: | 10. 0l Alum.
PoIevH and Phisfeio.-l quart OF Lye
made out Of Walnut Bark, bull,d dow
TO salve, apply rOrnoh Of the saIve
every two houIs, unul The core comes
Oui.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
IobsTor lisly.rs As.ats.

There is no one puthcs ION /" Us o|s-
tod S,aIes 10 " aira ine world 10 m.re M
dcbted Tor correct pirtu'es oi Mo 'oat9ai-
ous aud barbarian Sou.h, ihsa iHsl ehi'
neatly re.isb,e eHpoueni # the "e!S!!.za-
,lon" of he age, liaipsr'S Weekly. bul
we. who wan! iUA length Pofuai! 0i
.Secessia" have been s0Ieiy 'nappoin'-
ed at the short coU.Iugs OF ha'P.' az
usts, and believing lhs al thai I" "eee'-
sory to have full justice done The 'uo)ee'
is TO call IA. aueuuon OF the p'opne'ofs
Of tha, lourDal 10 oUr gre'sbes' We mere
present few subjects Ihst We would ise
- have illustrated IN ,he Weekly.
Fnsl. We want potrsN oi 'Ss' emf
nenLy jealous minister ot 'ha go'pei "ho
g vbipned his llule son 20 death. because
the nIanGIc rrpfo6S'e dhd"'' property ''y
his prayers. r.
Second, We want the porlra'" OF
those Massachusetts .ckueimas'ers who
Turn their young lady 'ch"af' ci"'hes
up over their bacns aad apply mo ofch
,o poriions Of the!f persons lhs' oung
ladies' are popUI4Iiy s"PVossd n0''o pos
sess. -,
Third, We want tho portrait OF The
bri,hl and intelligent Young nuia'lo gen
heman who, ~ ssorch Ui sc.enuhc knowi-
edge, beat open lie heads "i '~o WINE
IA lies in Michigan, Ihe oIher night. 10
see if "white rash" really possessed
brains.
Fourth. We wan, he porIra. OF mo
AGENT Of The lreejmen's bureau IN Norm
Ca,ol,na. who sole ,hc rsuons and CO.
,hins intended 10 al tie semsebs and
cover the nokeGn,.s Of he poor negroes.
Fifth. We want the rorralI OF that
poyernmenl ctIjclal al Memphis Who de-
s,res lo elevate h,n.ssi ".ho's the com
mon herd" led ban ~ abandon h' .."i"i
wife, and live "In tbt odnF o! s"tsihsss
Iexhaled from the c.rcass VI negro mls'
iress.
Sixth, We want the portrait oi hat
"eminent Sou,heln i."y .hsl," General
e. w. Ganu. Ntn rs,I'h,d lis own tia-
ler.in law, litl!e gmI oi we've Ie'r' VI
age. -,
Seventh, We want he portrait OF NE
Cha2lain CONNECTED "l.h he f',sI"sn
Bureau, who ned - his satle paTIshloh.
es By The ihumcs because 'hey "'u'a
no, pay their taxes.
Here is fine Geld for The ge'isr.up OF
tho cartoons Of IIIrret'o Weekly wh'rh
they will certainly avail hsn'el'ea
OF.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
Jefferson Davis Children.

4 letter wtiler who visited Ex. Presi-
dent Davis narTales lhe following mel
dent Why his children are at Catholic
Convent:
The coming OF The little child into The
inner casemsie, and climbing into his
fathers arms. who had just leaned from
the sofa, gave occasion 10 Mrs. DAVIS 10
make some remarks sbou, her OIher ch''-
dren, particularly those III Canada;
Bishop Green an Episcopal B'shop'J
then remarked ,nss he would not have
venlured TO introduce the subject. but as
Mrs. Davis had Jvne SD herself he teit
bound to say, as a Bishop OF her own
chosen church. he did not think she aAS d
enliIely wise IN sending her chIdten /"
convent TO be taught. Mrs. DAVIS repI'
ed:
II was ia Georgia. and had no money.
No institution Of my own church olisleu
to teach my poor children. One Gay
three Sisters OF Chanlv came 10 see me,
and brought me five gold dollars, al the
money they had in The world. They 81
mos, forced me to take The money, ou
| did not. They then Offered 10 take my
children to their school IN The nelgh6oF'
hood of Savannah, where tie air was CO."
and they could be comfortably cared io'
during the summer months. Then cam'
an offer from a convent school IN Canada
whiIher, when GOT permission from 'h'
government. which was not without GfeS
trouble and difficulty. | took them. 1t II
true do not wish them 10 be KomSI
Catholics, but then. persons as good a
they can possibly be and become are an'
have been, and doubtless will conIlCue II
he. Roman Catholics. These good Pro
pIe were lhe first 10 offer me their help
/ will never cease 10 be grateful TO then
for it.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
Beautiful.
The fnes, thing that Bishop llebeF ev-
sr wrote is the inlmlIahle passage

The fnes, thing that Bishop llebeF ev-
or wrote is the inlmiIahle passage
II cannot be MAT earth is mans only
abilIug place. Ii cannot be that "or I'ie
is b, bble cast up By the ocean OF e'e1n' :
~ to fna: moment upon lis waves, and
s,n. in,o nolhngness. Else uhy IL 1t.
lbe nigh and glorious aspirations, which
leap Ike angels from The temple nj oor
hessls, are forever w.ndsrlng uDfau.heu
Why Is 1t lhai ihc RAINBOW and ciou'!
come over ia with beauty that IL no. OF
s.tth, and ihen pass of 10 leave us To
muse on their lnvcl,ue-s Why Is u
.hat,ie LIARS which "hnlf their festival
around tie m,dui TT throne" are sci
above lie gra>p Of oUr limited faculties;
forever mncking u. with their nnaPProach.
sbIe glory And finally, why is it thai
bright forms OF human heaniy are present..
ed TO cur view and taken from us leav.
ing he thousand .uesms Of our affections
to now back in an Alpine torrent upon
oar hearts? We are born for a higher
DESTINY than that Of earth. There is 3
realm where the rainbow never fades /;
where Tie stars " be spread out before
us ike lhe Islands ihal slumber on the
ocean. aud where The beautiful beings
which pass before US like shadows, Will
stay forever 10 our presence.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
w iitsd. .

During the election camPa's" N Ne"
York last ldll The lo'i1"ing amusing 'ne!'
dent occurred at rulncai mssnDy ,"uen'
10 Me discontinue vi . sffead ess'e ga
tor. lie spoke, Win eHnss' Se'"rViA-
non, as follows >:
mir. President and w.ciuzsns.-i
would that ON IhG m0,niGg ot tho 7'h" "t
November next hsd he w1ns.oi o"i;
would fly 10 e'eiy cou"iy, To every
lown-sye, 10 e'sIy ui.ss aud e's'y
haulei-,n ,hls tToad aud, and p'o,isiii
10 every man, woman and child L' 'uo-
cess OF she party
A, this point small boy IN 'hs crowd
cried out. "Dfy up. yeu old loo; you q
gel sho, for a gouss teIors yos aes "a
mile
The stump speaker ~ri'sd. and small
boy took the noor.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
The Evangelical Lutheran Synod or
Virginia.


This Ecclesiastcal body convened in
Winchester, saws lie Times, on Thurs
day evening of last week. II Is compri-
sed of Ministers and Lay-delegaes from
he Lutheran congregations and charges,
in that portion Of the original territory oi
Virginia living between the Potomac and
the James River in one direction. and the
Blue Ridge ANA The Ohio River in another.
Some OF ,he charges being very remote
lrom Winchester. ore mol represented al
this meeting.
Il was duly organized by the election
OF me following officers
Rev. |. Miller, President.
Rev. L. W Dosh. Secretary.
Rev. Levi Keller, Treasurer.
The egirmsIr business OF this oyn'o
| j. OF course Of pureIy ecclesastIcal char
sc,,r, and It's lrgl.Is,on has been proper
Ily confined wilhln this restriction.
! Is proceedings have been open 10 me
!ob.,ryaiion of ali who may have wished
10 attend il. meeliGgs, and have been OF
an inlpresIin. character.
/ The hearing OF reports on the 'Stale OF
| Religion IN TIE respective chhges com
posing il, hss I0rmed prominent iea'nrs
/ in lts transactions. These reports give
evidence of activity a1d zeal on Ne pa'1
of us ministers, and exhibited many eH
dences OF prosperity ant progress IN lhs
/ branch of the Christian Church, notwith-
standing the des0Ianng influences OF 'he
" ar from Which il suffered very eres ~.
Thee we're some animated discussions
upou The merits OF the revised Cons'I'n-
lion Of their General SyGo1. as 10 lis
Theological and c0ulessionBl basic, as
amended by thai body al i:s last C"n'en.
tinn. The use Of the new book OF
| Worship" shortly TO 6a ISSUED. was also
subject Of Jeha,". 4 very proper spIn'
OF courtesy and mutual Difference char"c-
.IeT.zed all lhe.e discussions. The amen
dei basis of the General Synod was final
iy adopted by q small majority. All nave
harmonlousIy scqnlesred IN the res"l''
and il i confidently hoped that gfeSle'
nndnimily in sentiment aud uniformity "'
worship, vii be Inereby secured 10 The
Churches grntt"I'y.
Several huad,eI dollars were collected
nv presentation t" those present ct tue
clain- al Hone Missions aud an Ed"ca
ted Ministry. The Synod is thus aim
ing, 80, only TO supply those congreg''
uun9 which 2le de.uIu,e OF preaching
bu. also 10 I'LL up 'he depleted ranks o.
those who labor in word and dnctrIue.
On Tuesday evening Rev. W. II. Din
klr. was solemnIy ordained TO the work
nf tho mini.Iy, by the laying Oil OF The
hands of the bfeihren,"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
VOL. Is.
MY OWN SWEET WIFE AND l.

This worlds a world of care and pain.
And trials ,hckIy slrew 1t
a greater share Of loss than gain
Most finG 10 passing through 1t.
But wherefore al our lot rep'ne
To-day the Storm sweeps by,
To-marrow's sun, we trust viii shine
Nv own sweet wife aud l.
Ten years AMI more have we been wed,
And dark has been ,he weather;
Yet never Iack'd We daily bread,
Nor comfort when lOgeihsi.
Ne, walk. percbsnce, whsle Others ride,
Yei |eugh while Others sigh.
And l,i, our heads IN honest psIde--
Sly own sweet vile and |.
My cheek TO thine has often prest.
My Tue, my own sweet. dove
Aud each The other still bath best
With uuconPla,ning love.
True loves i BLESSING eSermn's.
Riches take wings and ny 4;
We pine not for tie mi.er > s'oEs-
My own sweet wife snJ |.
Then lei the world 60 as 1t Will
Sl.l hopefully we ny,
II no. our purse wiki gold to hi.
TO guh1 Our hnme with joy.
And wnen the eve Of lie come. on.
Res:ins Our hopes OH hIgh.
We shsi! nol rue the moments gone
Nv own sWeeI wife and !.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
A Erightfui picture.

There has been of l,le some fearful rev.
elalions OF the moral dege netscy OF the
"lower uldsr," in England, bul picture
more sppslhng than lha' presented 10 US
of Tie stale of things in Liverpool II IS
hardly possible 10 conceive. An inquiry
was shou time back Instituted by the
Town CouncH mo ihe cause oil me eX'
cessi,e mortality i'll that town. anu HE re-
port Of lhe Cummi-sIonrrs draws a PFC
iure at "hich humanity must shuudef.
The following extract from London pa
per will give rome idea Of the "Siough oil
Despond" Into which 'hst celebrated en-
porum has been converted
= For four years has an epidemic OF 'y'
phus ragged with increasing VlfnIence a.
mong The working population OF L'"er'
pool lie, cholera once take hold oi lheso
masses Of fallen humanity, and II can
scarcely be expected tn leave them uDHl
il has sucked the ltfr-tlo0d irom 'hoGs'
snJs. Children Ga drunk Ia school
r.yoed schools Of cou5se. Women, for
owe oG drink sell every stitch they wear,
saving Just the las, shred OF linen ana
,hen-heaven help ihe wreIches-'hey
sell their haIt !
Tals is The evidence Of The Rev. Faith
or Nugent, VITO speaks of one woman,
The mother OF seven children, who SOLD
her hair 10 barber for quart OF beer.
" omen have been "haJ up" for drunken
ia times and more. ln one court
the women were discovered "all drunk .
one Sunday afternoon. The children
clab their pence together on Saturday
nieh, TO have "spr"e," aud get glorious
ly inebnsted like their seniors. lhe
master of the iiibeInian School Gays
You might a. well attempt TO empty NE
Mersey with a bucket as 10 apply CHRIS
,ian instruction whiIr ihls flood ct iniem-
per4nce is overw wheming US. Chaos has
come over ,he people. There seems to
be neither law. order or drcency among
mem." "Chldren die which are never
born" says faIhu Nu.cnt. kenis 60
UNPAID, lar the IanJ!orG tears TO be pres
.,us, lest III tenants shru!d "Pu!l The
Iiou.e, DOWN. Il have iour houses IN
Henderson street." says an agent, "and
here IL ro, ylece q timber left in them.
They (Ihe orrnpl.ts) will take away the
'cupboar,ts, ihe sloircases. and The very
sarrs of the roof. aud we cannot catch
them" We w.t quote one moTs horror:
A uaiesmsn and his wife ruined them
selves by drink. The woman fell III. and
Law in indescr:hahle filth on her sick bed
for months. On a Saturday, she died, ,and
Jems:s,t! unloIched iii Thursday.
The has band Ib.l day Obtained lP'. to
secure the necessary attendance, bGl in
stead of devouag the money 10 l's prop
er purpose wen, and got drunk with It.
.Ee went home in that stale and slept
wllh the corpse 90 Friday some per
sons sent hearse To- take away ihe body
bul hen Ne Hlen siw no person To I"
wi.L the funeral "ihry took her out ana
threw her down N the room sgain, where
she l.y ull the police hdh her buried on
,he following Saturday" As sequel
.e arr told. "an old woman. who hTed
underneath, was so much shocked that
she died the same Rghi." Such . the
accoun, which Liverpool gives Of itself
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03

A dulchman related a Misfortune wh!ch'
beieI his son, III The following masnef :.
poor Hans he BIZ hlIG.t!i nhs rsIGe-
.rake, aud vas SICK mo h, prd 'Prtch-
lees lur SIX weeks Ia 10 muut Vi ku.uh.
and oil his cry was "ysef, '4iei : and
lie couldn't e.. nothing cep hi!e e.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03

nan met bIg lndi.n y" 'he Plains
few weeks ago. lLs etn'is s"age Lad
a large bundle OF scap', aud 'he sh"e
man made bold 10 ask hun what lie Lad
been doing. "Heush ! said We noela'
red man. "ms been skltmIshIDg lof "a
leI(alls -
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1866-11-03
A Lady Never Confesss

Ttai she iacss nght.
Ththe, shoes are 100 small Tor her.
Thstshe i..ver tIItd al bail.
That she foln,s.
Thai, .he is a. old ss she looks.
Th.i che has been more than Ave MIN
ules in dressing.
Thai she has kept you waiting
That ste blUsbed when cefIsln per
sons name was mentioned.
That she ever says Thing she doesh
mean.
Ths, she can't keep secret.
Thai she is ever in tie wrong.
is besury's privilege to kill Gns, and
VINE kills beauty.