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The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

WONDERFUL INVENTION
Some Down. East chap, of talents Deep
Has invented a strange machine,
In which man goes with sheep,
And, very soon after, is seen
Coming forth, and feeling quite full
From dining on roasted muttOn;-
Wearing, too, a new suit-al wool
Complete IN each seam and button;
Though 1t NAV hardly last as well
AS work which Tower Hall doth sell!
WEHAVE-
Au,cool Fancy Cashmere Pants, as lo,o as,.$4 90
Vests -, 25O
Cloth Vests .... OU
Fancy Cashmere Suits, TO match. 80. IA 90
=" Black SHHS. ...,,..,.,...... ........,....,.2 20 %
AdUdnCing from these rates zoe haze goods of all
grades up to the Uery finest fabrics at prices reduced
IN PTopOrtiOn-Inen'S, Youths, and Boys. IHoU-
SANDS HAVE FOUND WITHIN THE PAST FEW WEEKS
THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY SELLING GOOD, SERVICE
ABLE GOODS AT THE PRICES NAMED.
To CLOTHING DEALERS.
Our purchases Tor this season having been
delayed waiting the expected decline in goods,
have now on hand the largest and best-as.
sorted stock OF Clothing in Philadelphia, pur-
chased for cash ercUsUey at the Uery LOIses rates
ofHe season, which enables TO realize fair profit
and sell prices less than the cost of same goods in
most other establishments We can supply cOthers
doing fine city trade with goods adapted to their
sales, at pnces much lower than the cost of their
present stocks, that, by making average of the
whole they will be enabled to dispose of their goods
prices covering the average cost and even paying
a profit. BENNETT & Co,
Tower HALL,
No. DIS MARKET STREET.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

SMALL THEFT.-Simon Hackett, an aged
colored individual, was arrested last evening at
south street wharf having in his posse sion lot of
chickens, harness. and other ndescrbable property.
He admitted that he had stolen the goods in New
town, n. j. and was sent back to that place to &C
count for bis misdeeds.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

REDUCED PRICEs.-Ihose desiring photograph
will find at +. ReImer's Gallery specimens of suc
pertect execution that cannot tail to please them
Gallery, No. 624 Arch street.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

PATTEN IS DOLLAR CURTAINs and Dollar Sha6 o.
The wOnCer is he can sell them SO low Ii Is fact
however. All are getting bargains at
PATTEN's, No 1908 Chesnut street
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

AYERS CHERRY PECToRAL, the worlds grea
remedy Tor Colds, Coughs, Consumption, and al
afec ions of the Lungs ana Throat
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

TIE WoMAE's FRIEND.-Lash's five dollar Wash
ing Machine is the best washer IN the market Call
and Zee 1t, at
No 707 MApRpr etroo+
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

UPHoLsTFRY.-Mattn and carpets laid town
and country, positively when ordered, at
PATTEN's Upholstery Store,
Ne l408 Chesnut si rect
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

DEATH OF l. P. HUTCHINsoN--Israel
Pemberton Hutchinson, Esq, expired at one O'Clock
this morning, at his residence, in Walnut street.
His illness was brief and for some days there have
been no hopes of his recovery.
He was in the seventy'seventh year OF his age. He
was the son oil DIR. Samuel hutchinson. At the time
OF his death he was a director of the Farmers and
Mechanics Bank, of the Philadelphia Saving Fund,
the Philadelphia COntrbutiOnshlp, the Pennsy Iva
MIA Company for Insurance on Lives and Granting
Annulies and of other of Oldest and best instl.
tutiOns OF the kind
He has always taken active interest in public
affairs, and ms Jealous loyalty to the Union cause
was shown IN many substantial ways during the
Rebellion.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

LACE CURTAINS FROM AUoTIoN.-A large lot Of
curtains from auction, which are slightly soiled,
will be sold half price They are the most elegant
ever introduced in Philadelphia. They were bought
low, and will be sold cheap. Those in search of
bargains would do we'll to cal at W. Henry Pat
tens West End Curtain and Upholstery Store, No
1A09 Chesnut street.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT This is the
most effective article ever discovered for curing,
quickly, safely, and permanently, sprains sores,
scratches burns, bruises rheumatism or injuries of
any kind both to men and horses. No family
should be without It. All genuine bottles have the
private U. s. stamp of Demas, Barnes s. Co. over
the top. or sale every whore.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

CURTAINS. Lace Curtains, new Auction Cur
tains, One Dollar, at
PATTlGN's No. l4O8 Chesnut street.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

Also, fine CURTAINS from So TO $50 all fl ON Auc.
tlOh and unusually cheap selling at less prices than
before the war, at W Henry Patterns Shade and
Curtain Store, No, 1903 Chestnut street.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

LACE CURTAINS, only one dollar; only think OF
IL! Lace curtains, one dollar. Very heavy and
much finer curtains, g. 4, 6. 8. and 10 dollars Some
of the heaviest curtains imported IL to 25 dol
lars. Great bargains In Auction Curtains, at Pat
tens, No. 1408 Chestnut street,
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

WINDOW SHADES ONE DOLE AR-No humbug
140S Chestnut street.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09
FOR DINNER.
FOR SUPPER.
For BREAKFAST.

FOR DINNER.
FOR SUPPER,
NEw BERMUDA POTATOES.
HEw BERMUDA ONIONS.
NEW BERMUDA TOMATOES.
Your Grocer or Market man can get supplied at
BERMUDA PRODUCE COMPANY,
No 100 w est street New York
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

WE REFER persons afflicted with diseased Liver to
DR.. Lessey s. advertisement, under "Medical"
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09
CITY INTELLIG NOE
"a AddNional Citu Inteltaence see 7htrd Page.

SALE OF FINE PAINTINGs.-The we'll
known aucuoneer, .. Scott, Jr., VIII hold another
sse e OF paintings on 1hursday and FRIDAY evenings OF
large one, contains specimens of the best German,
Flemish, Dutch, and French schools Some of the
best living artists are represented. Mr.. scott has,
by his frequent sales of fine works of art, added
largely to the art collections of our city, and intro
duced some real gems into city. The present
collection is more than ordinarily valuable and any
con satisfy educated taste there IL is impOs-
sbeI In The limited space at disposal to call at
tenliOn TO the specIpltes of the collection, but
careful inspection of the lists of artists contributing
will indicate the value of the whole Large numbers
of best judges OF art have visited the store in
Chestnut street. above Tenth, and pronounced the ex-
bibition admirable. As there is growing taste for
art in this city these sales are extremely popular and
IT l. TO be hoped that they will be continued as long
there is any demand for good pictures.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

"lubrcative packing steam engines.-for term
see 723chesnut ST., phla, and S6 dey ST., new YORK.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

MATTRESS AND BEDDING made over at Patten'.
No 140S ChesDut street.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

COMPOUND INTEREST NOTES $40 and 800
wanted De Haven & Brother, No. 40 5. ThirC
street.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

AsTHMA.-A spasmodic affection of the BronchiaI
Tubes, which are covered with dry tenacious
phlegm. "BrOton'S Bronchial Troches" will in
some cases give immediate relief. For Coughs
Colds, and Throat Diseases the Troches have proved
their efficacy.
"An Old Lady Friend having tried many reme-
dies for Asthma with no benefit found great relief
IRON the TrocL ts." ."-Rev. d. Letts Frankfort ILL.,
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

WINDOW SHADES, ONLY 81.
Window Shades, only 81.
Window Shades, only 81.
Window Shades, only 81.
Window Shades, only 81,
Window Shades, only 81.
Window Shades, only 81.
Window Shades, only 81.
Window Shades, only 81.
lon Tooo rurNoino nnn noUn,
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-05-09

$40 COUPONS, DUE MAY 1sT
WANTED BY DREXEL Sc Co.
No. "a SOUTH THIRD STREET
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-11
HENRY c. WHITNEY 4 Co.
Real Estate Brokers,
NASHVILLE TENN.

IN CHGNCERY AT J%ONEsBoR0. TENN.
.ELIzA MURPHY W ROBT ". HAYNES,
II 81 Al. Ia this ease Il il allsdged tina,
he desndaAts RobL ". and Jos. =. Haynes
are non-rssidenu ofTsnnesses. u ls mere
fore ordered that they appear ~ the Nay
tern 1855, being lad HondayD ofthe Cont,
and defend or this eaufs viii be h1en fof
--snsd. ApHis 1888
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-11
CARPENTER. & MUNsoN,
General Claim AGENTS,

p@- J. B. CARPENTER, late Lieut.. and
Adiutant LIST Tennessee Light Artillery.
nay s. MUNSON, late Lieut., and AdIutant
9th Tennessee Cavalry,
UTOULD respectfully inform the citizens
w of East Tennessee that they have open
I'd an office in KNOXVILLE for the purpose
Of adjusting and collecting all classes OF
claims against the Government Tor supplies
AIKEN and informal vouchers given, and sup
plies taken aud no receipts given, aud for SER
vices rendered. Prompt attention given to
settlements OF officers accounts. Stoppaee
of pay removed, and certificates OF non-in'
debledness obtained for resigned officers.
Reasonable prices charged.
Vouchers bought or collected at lowest
prices.
BnA- Office lat door South Of Exchange
Bank. Gay ST., Knoxville, Ten.
Post Office Boz 1873.
REFEREScEs-Gov. W. G. Brownlow, Gen
A. c. Gillem, Col. l.. c. HOuk, Capt. MeNeish
may 26-tf.
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SIGN Oh THE BLUE PL0W

To the Merchants and Farmers Of
East TennSSSeeI
TTAvIAG secured the eonmodious Store
III Room In Gowns Block, Gay Street
Knoxville, We viii Largely Increase our Stock
Hardware. AEFifuitural implements,
Window Glass, Guns, Pistols, Am
munition and Notions,
.sdvfpbs hsypy 10 MEET our old friends a.
an tinei. We earnestly request eyery her-
ehskt VA Farmer visiting KnsTyills from
distant partr OF Eas, TSnssssee, - make or
house tkelf Headquartsrt. Caliand sxamias
oar stock. Ne ekargsJ or asnfpn1 gsods.
NMWoopRuFF,
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-11
R Y .

IRemsmberl I Remember F.
remsmber | remember,
The house where ! was born,
TBs little window where the sun
Came peeping in at morn
He never came a wink 70 too soon,
Nor brought too long a day,
Bat now / often wish the night
Had borne my breath away.
remember, I remember,
The roses, red and white,
The %Violets, and the lily-cuP',
Those flowers made Of light
The lilAcs whSrs the robin built,
Ana where my brother set
The Thurman on HE birthday
The tree is living yeti
remember, I remember,
Where | was used to swing,
And thought the air must rush a. fresh
To swallows on the wing
My spirit Few in feathers them
That is so heavy now,
And summer pools cOud hardly cool
The fever on my brow
l remember, | remember,
The fir trees dark and high
used to think their slender toPs
Were close against the sky
It was a childish ignorance,
But now It's littlejo Joy
To know I'm farther of from heaven
Than when was boy.
-[HOod.
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-11
NEW AND SPLENDID STOCK on
FALL AMI WINTER
D r GO 0 ID s!
WHOLESALE AVID RrTAIL.

Eams 40 lids,
Cav Street, KNOXVILLE, TENN
iTTAvE just received and opened q suPe-
rior stock Of new and fashionable
SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS,
consisting Of Ladies' Dress Goods, Ready
Made Clothiag Of every variety, Hats, Caps,
Boots, Shoes, Notions, &c, &C, ell Of which
they will dispose of at 9 reasonable pEOht.-
We invite the public generally TO call and
examine our stock before purchasing elso
where. mAy26-,f EAMES b WlLDS.
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-11
KYKER PIPES
BEST AMERICAN PIPE MADE A.

TIE BENT AMERICAN PIPE MADE
TAMTHE EXCLUSIVE MAKER OF THIS FAMOUS
/ PIPE, and would respectfully inform the public
that I am selling them az wholesale by the barrel, and
at retail, At the lowest cash price. Liberal deduction
To the trade. They are the bet pipe made, aud are
always quick sale and good profit, | have. on hand =
large quantity, NJ assorted sizes. Orders promptly at
tended TO-. Address, JOHN CARR,
lnl2tf Jonesboro', Tenn.
The Union flag. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1865-187?, 1866-05-11
%KMnYNlLLE, TENN.
np p n CARDWELL

LAS THIS DAY EFFECTED AN AR
III rsngement BY which he viii be able In
he future to supply all persons VINO may ae .
VulcaniEed Rubber Base.
BeinQ the latest improvement IN ufpIo "
On. and having been sufficiently lesteu W
Warrsrt its utility, we take pleasure IN re-
commenting it as being far preiersoleln many
respects to any other base heretofore n,eo' ~
can be used in many instances where al ON
~ materials fail. No one need, therefore, Ge,
snair. Call on ne, give me your Work And !
viii demonstrate these facts. IL
Remember that q full set OF teeth on ,hls
method cost only half what they Eouia on
rold. aud yet preferable IN all respect
Respectfully, I'm
maT26-6m.
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FARMS TN
FARNS TN ILLINOIS.
100000 ACRES
BEST EAAiREEEEEENG
FOR SALE By THE
illinois Central Railroad Company,
III TRACTS TO SUIT PURCHASERS,
ATT LOW PF

The mnus Central Railroad extend, from DunO@, in the northwestern part Of The s"e, a" Cairo
I'm he sxt<heo southern Part, with brnh rom cnEaNA ono hundred ahdurtenm miles n%nd CMs
ala aNnuAw u eLhwG lido ho GakA M hsnNa ala greater dann@ihA nen ma'
IllnobI
neup ddsyNounnto unohR steady increased population and" SM'm d~ @PMV" FW
,mrb o, nr mnnr for wonder md ndnbauu Tho United Stated Commissioned Agriculture AmHss
~ sronru N The prmbpl cs Of l@L for tho whole country, as follows; Indian corn, SobH&S
Sm" vh, Io sSa budds oats, 7oCOnl bushels; II which ueh Nns Of nnoS yielded
I@mm,as bns, dIpinn corn; sssnis buMh Of wheat and 427aTH buhoSd oats n realty
more than mefrhd the onI Tmeh Una momentum OF NO W~h~
Gu~dh 1.-THE United States. IN
..uIr.tv IN. nt in NeuM Of grneGpothg States mnoSs Ahon the creates oshn dhe
Union ns fertile rnhbs are vol adapted by nnnS TO tho rsngd aMI sheep, horses and mules; Mn
n The important, interest ap@ packing, III far in advance Of every Others state Tho seeding o. m"
T T.S, ~ gmo Of nmosm 1854 is estimated at 2i@i?S tons, which IA n&OG than half nGGa tons G@
than the crop My Oha State, excepting only New YORK
Cotton, Tobacco, Flax
un..u Sma.~, and ,mmo IN southern Illinois has been largely stimulated BY tho high prices
dow nj, ssgIa lbs; and ho s returns from the cMmurO countless re complete my ne"
q. Tme ,mttoa, and experiments upon hwes scale Ill be made during Tho" coming "@@ A~p
- .aS sr. s~ crown ia almost every td tho STAT, aad qualify e~iU n O~h European.
Fruit.
~ .muD~, pmud, ,o rumea In nnuoa Peaches, pears pnRs, straw.
- - unv r,rsnv crubua arc prohed in great abundance 1.-THE central and ouhen
districts Of the sms and arc supplied to Chicago 81 Louis and Cincinnati tho '1"uN' ~S"~0
inSungA Quk uNknm lnhes places
inducements to Settlers.
-. 10 .HmsoI nns nlJ Tho purchase Of homestead tho older States Is
ururm.lvr invited these hnds. within ten year, hc Illinois Contra Rahoaio Company d" sold 100000
acre, to mocl Than 10000 actual settlers: add during tho last year 4A2 acres al larger snenS o. Ms
Than in v one year since tn opening Of her ~ III hTs are bA nurses "" pr 80
mite ar. nr 9Th limited opaILm in larger tracts as maybe required blythe capitalists ana aMz
nmr. The coil Of unsurpassed fertility; the cnmNOs healthy axes A. bWi aua"A ana S H m%
arc xonhg abundant throughout III length md breadth dhe STATE ana "~nN"N~~ "-~
great markets made y Through railroads canals andnveI
PRICES AND TERMS OF PAYMENT
The price hndsV varies from soto SIS dupw"sP per acre and my NO mn~ n '"'"
sh. AddulnnR u per cent from h ocfiprse hHadcn those T0p "Na""r
EXAMPLE, nu, .A down s...., ana. two
n' a"' years !" 81 TO- sf%%ss 'A"I r.S$s%s@ ,...., ,,.. n~ 70 'T$:ss-
The same Lnnd my b o Purchased Or $500 Cash.
Fun hOnnou on all points together wMhm maps showing @' e1a NHi"n Of Lands" VII Be h'
nhhed a Appnatoh 10 persona BY heiN ..
LAND COMMISSIONER, lnIuO. Central n. R. Co, Chicago, Illinois.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1866-02-02

A fellow anxious to see the queen,
!elt his native village and came to Lon
don to crafty his curiosity. Upon his
return his wife asked "what the queen
was like" "Loike!' cried Hodge
why, | ne'er was 80 cheated IN my
'loiie. What dos't think Margaret?
Her ans arc like thoine and moine;
although hayo heard excisemen say
a score of times, her arms were lion
and o unicorn
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1866-02-02
r versus Constitutional right.
Row Ien BUST Ur."

Men with unassuming wives never
fail. 1t is the husband CT such women
as Mrs Dash and Lady Brilliant who
find themselves face to face to the
Sheriff and certain mysterious docu-
ments adorned with red tape and a Wa
fer big enough for target exercise
The desire Of New York feminineis to
outshioe her neighbors~-not in mental
requirements, but in gingerbread orna-
menta, and gold-edged scuttles. If
Mrs. Dash gets up game supper
wooaeocks stuffed with gold dust,
Lady Brilliant takes the wind out of
her sails by getting up another, in
which the prevailing dish will he birds
ofparaaise swimming in gravy made of
melted pearls. It is this rivalry and
not "datling in railroad stocks,' that
brings ruinatlon to tho fast men Of
Wall Street. The ''ill-fortuneo Of
which they SO much complain, is no
more or less than braiuless wife. If
they would come back to happiness,
they must direct their attention, not
to the fluctuations Of the stock market,
hut to the ruinous absnrdities of their
own frcsides. Thousand dollar rcpasts
don't pay, while the merchant who pnr-
chases one hundred dollar handkci-
chiefs for 'iuck of wife, should
not wonder if the time eventually comes
when "goosc of a hssband," will lack
shirts, or be but lily supplied with
them.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1866-02-02
The Difference Between Col Stone at Shiloh and
Gov. stone at Des Koinss.
From the Chicago Times.

rEoh tHe cDlCa9o LINES.
Governor Stone advocates strongly
the punishment of traitors. Governor
Stone in this severity, differs greatly
from Colonel Stone. The latter Was
as averse to hurting rebels as the 9TH
er IS fierce and determined in having
them punished. Colonel Stone was
merciful in his dealings with rebels.
lie refralned as scrupulously from do
ing tn EN- any injury as if they were
brethren. Governor Stone Is vin,lic-
tive. H. thinks the war is not yet en-
ded, He favors hosting the black
flag. lie warts the campaign pushel
on vigorously. These facts make broad
the contrast between Stone and Stone
Stone gubernator and Stone colonel.
AS A. Ward says why is this thus2
What has Transformed the lamb Of Shi.
loh into the roaring lion at Des Moincs?
Grass and spring water wosll have
served HIM for food once; now he hicks
his fangs and roars hungrily and say
agely for meat and blood, The gran
ivorous colonel has grown into the car
nivorous governor, The white hand
kerchief that he waved meckly at the
rebels as q signal oe submission, early
very early-on the morning Of Shiloh,
he has dyed into ebon blackncss, plac,
ed on it the skull and cross bones;
and now he fauntS it feroeiously in the
faces of rebel foes.
1t is consoling, after all, that this in
diyiiual who is thus vociforating ebay
oc," and who wish.s to "let slip the
dogs of war; is simply William M.
Stone Of Iowa. 1t is only Bottom the
tinker who wars thus ferociously.
There is net the slightest danger to
anybody. Nobody's menagarie has
lost lion. Ifany had, there is Van
Amburg al Washington named John
son, who would care for the animal.
The country is safe. So is the south.
So is everybody.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1866-02-02
Farm for Sale,

THE SUBSCRIBER offers for sale his farm
situated five miles Fast of New Oregon (r5
west of Decorah) on the Stage read miles
North West of Burr Oak Springs, Is North
West of Calmar on the Rail Road Survey.
1t is unsurpassed in the country for stock
and grain raising, and comprises 6s6
acres Of which $50 acres are fenced, $50
acres broke, a pasture of 80 acres enclosed
with post and rail fence, never failing
spring in the pasture, 8 dwelling houses and
timber enough for the farm. never failing
springs one well, and streams Of water
that runs through the farm. 1t can be d.
vided into 80 acre lots, and have water In
each lot. It can be purchased with the
crops and with sufficient farming tools of
the farm. It rill be sold in lots to suit pur
chasers. Their, is a tavern stand on tn
premises FoI terms apply to
q s3g6msl JOHN WHOLEHAE
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1866-02-02
AFRAID OF THE DEAD.

One, Of our exchange papers says
The Independent continues to hammer
with double loaded type, and with una
bated vigor, against the Presidents
policy OF reconstruction. It is rather
curious to observe the difference OF
tone between the distressed and alarm.
ed editorial and the cheerful and salts
fed spirit Of Mr.. Beecher's sermon Oh
previous page. The latter gives one
Of his characteristic, and certainly very
funny, illustrations Of that sort Of Wig
lance winch watches keenly to guard
against danger which is past.
~ have an etching At home which
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1866-02-02

THE GROPESTEEN PIANO FORTE
l. still retains its precedence and great
popularity, and after undergoing gradual il,
proyements for aperiod of thirty years, is
now pronounced by the musical world to
be unsurpassed and even unequaled in rich
ness, volume and purity of tone, durability.
and chcapness. Our new scale. French &C.
tions, harp pedal, iron frame, oyef-strung
bass, seven octave, rosewood pianos we are
selling cheaper by from $l0O to 5000 than
the same style and finish arc sold by any
other first class makers in the country
Dealers and all in want of good pianos are
invited to send for our Descriptive Catalogue,
which contains photographs of our dfferen
styles, together with prices. No one should
purchase piano without seeing this Cata-
logue. Medals almost without number
have been awarded to the Groyesteen Piano
and at the Celebrated WorlNs Fair, though
put in competition with others from all part
Of EurcEe and the U. S. it took the highest
ward. Established 1885,
ISssgtesn Co.,
s ROADWAY YORK
f,cno-,r
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1866-02-02


"W llliam, look! tell US, William who
made you; d. you know?" William
who was considered b fool, screwed up
his face, anc looking thoughtful, and
some bewilderci, slowly answered.
Moses | s'poscs.' "That will do,"
said CoEnselior Grey addressing the
court; "tne witness says that lie suppc-
scs that Moses made him. That GER
tainiy is an Intelligent answer, more
than supposed him capable Of giving;
for it shows t'lat he had somc faint idea
Of Scripture; Lut l must submit that
it is rot sufficient to enti,ie HIM to To
sworn as witness capable of giving
evidence" ''Mr. Judge" suid the fool,
may AK the lawyer question?' ''cer-
tainly" sad the Judge, 'Well Mr..
Lawyer, who do you suppose made
you?" Aaron I s'pose," Said Cour-
s2llor Grey initiating the witness.
After the mirth had somewhat subsi-
ded the witness drawled out ~'WaI
meow, we Go read in the good book that
Aaron once made a calf Tut who'da
thought the cr;ttcr got in here2' The
judge ordered the witness to be sworn.