The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-09-29
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EXPRESSLY FOR THE sUPPER-TABLE SERIES.
The first article adapted to the weather ton
account of its coolness) that arrested our eye in
the Times was the following:-
EzB7A DENTIST WANTS A YOUNG MAN TO
teach him his profession gratis. Applicants will
state their age, occupation, and II able TO support
themselves for six months Address DENTIST"
office of New York Times.
One would imagine that in seeking for a
Young Man who is to teach this Dentist his pro-
fession, some special stress 1Could be laid on his
previous avocations. We could understand
Dentist advertising for Perfumer to teach him
ertrdCtS, or for Sawyer to file teeth, or for
Druggist with some knowledge of Gums, Human
or Arabic. But no, the Young Man is simply
expected to teach this Dentist "his profession
gratis" and to support himself for six months
besides. The GOODNESS of the offer is beyond
belief.
BB~ GENTLEMEN AND LADIES HAVING
cast of Clothing can dispose OF the same by calling
at No. 164 Chatham Street.
The bare idea-and it certainlyis is a bare idea
that citizens of New York have cast off their
clothing, and adopted the Paradisiac dress, is
startling to ones nerves. Can it be that a new
religious sect, advocating Total Abstinence from
Worldly Garments, has sprung up in their midst?
Will these people, each with bundle of their
now useless clothing under their respective
arms, proceed in solemn procession to No. 164
Chatham street, to dispose of the same?
EY@ A RESPECTABLE WOMAN WISHES
the washing OF few ladies' and gentlemen, ut her
residence, No 262 East Twelfth street. top floor
front room.
We have all heard of the Turkish Bathsn in
New York, but this is a still newer arrangement,
and perhaps cheaper The advantage of the
''top floor, front roOm," we suppose is, that the
ladies or gentlemen can dry the soouer and in
greater privacy from the passers-by in the street,
as the woman who washes them evidently has
limited accommodations
E- SMALL FAMILY OF FOUR ADULTS
want two superior Glrls Best city references re-
CURED Apply at No. II West ThlTty.titth street.
That is a very natural want. Even il they were
superior boys" that were wanted, We would not
wonder at it. Our astonishment is that any
family with so many adults in it) would make
their family wants so public as to adver tse
them in the Herald.
EB- A GOOD MEATAND PASTRY COOK DE.
siTes a Situation understands French and spa.
nlsh Dishes can be Tor two days at NO. ia h.
Houston street, near Second avenue, basement
That may be, but does she understand 'China
Dishes" would be our greatest concern, and does
she understand that they will break with care
less handling? Very desirable knowledge On
the part of Cook.
"a HOME WANCED-BN A YOUNG GER
man in Private Family, where he can give piano
lessons TO children in compensation for Board
Address, etc.
What kind OF an ownership, we would inquire
must man have in his family, before ne can
call it his "Priyate Family?" How does private
family differ from public one We suppose
man owns a Private Family when he mas ne
mOther-in-law residing with him.
NB- WANTED WOMAN (WIDOW) TC
serve up IN a Restaurant; must know her business
Apply at No. 64 Rutgers street.
Horrible! Don't talk of Cannbalsm or the
King of the Cannibal Islands any more. W.
don't believe that he would be as particular a
TO specify whether person should be a wido
or not, that he was going to ''serye up" Peop
pretend to shudder at the number Of "Hors
Soup" restaurants now in operation in Paris
We think them nothing compared TO running
across this establishment, where widows ar
served up with so little thought. We suppos
they supply their own Sauce.
uY- WANTED-BY AN ENGLISH GIRL,
situation SeamstTess; can cut and fit ladies an
children; Is willing to make herself generally u5
ful. Can have the best OF references from her la
place. Call at No l76 Twelfth street.
Can "cut and fit" them to what ?-to their bed
if they 1.-THE children) should become too long
Or 10 the idea to cut and fit the ladies to tn
children, or vice persG-that is, short mothers