Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1866-05-03

nt is troo | said. Not drop OF
good ticker has passed my lips in all
that time, | don't let IT pass EN-, i
reach for II while it's goin by y says l.
USuuaire, harness me sum more "
III beg pardon said the Square, 'ior
the remark YOU are sober nut whaI
on airth are You drivin at "
eyes, I said, "thats just it, That's
what I've bin akin myself durn' the
entire eveniu. What is this CRATE meet
in driviu' at? What's all the crate
Finian meetins drivin' 1T all over the
country
"Mv Irish frens, You know mt well
enuff 10 know that didn't come here
to disturb this meetjn, Nobody out .
loafer will disturb any kind of a mtetin' ,
And if you'll notiss it them as are up TO /
this sort of things, alters come 10 "a BAD
| end. There was a young man. WIN |
not mention his name-whO Cisturod |
nv show in a certain town, two years
ago, by maxim remarks disrespcctlul OF
! nv animals, accompanied Nv a allOsan
| to the front part of my ned which, as
! YOU see it is Bald-SLyin. says this
Young man, "YOu sandp'Aper it too much,
| but you've got beautiful head of hair in
! the back of your meek, old man This
made few ignent and low-minded per
! sons larf but what what was the tate
of that young man In less than
month his Amt died and left him
farm in Oxford county, Maine The
human mimi. can piCtur no crater mis-
fortin thaD this.
mo, ny Irish frens, | am here as your
naber sad fren. | know you are brave
and warm hearted. | know 10" are
hon' st in this Finian matter.
"But let us look at them Head Cen
t.rs' Let us look at them Iip-rOrin Or
ators in New York. who've bin tearin'
round for up'ards year, swearin Ire
land shall be free.
"There's two parties-0' McMahOnys
and Moo One thinks the best
way is to 90 over to Canady and estab-
lish a Irish Republic there, kindly per
, mittin' the Canadians to pay the eX-
. penses of that sweet Boon and the
other wants to sail direck for Dublin
t Bay, where young McRov and his fail
I young bride went down and was drown.
died. accordin to a ballad | onct heard
. But there's one pint on which both
sides agree-thats the Funs. They're
Y willin', them chaps in New York, to re-
; ceive all the Funs you'll send 'em. Yor
+ send puss tonight to MahOny, anC
. another puss to Roberts. Both will re
ceive 'em. You bet. And with Othel
Y pusses it will be similar
81 was into Mr.. DemoniCOS eatn
e house the other night, and | saw frel
v Mr.. Terrence MCFadden, who is a ell
3 okent and enterprising deputy Center
t He was sittin at table, eatin' can,
s vass back duck. Poultry of that kind
as you know, is rather high just now
/ I think about five dollars per POult
And bottle of green seal stood before
= him.
! Glow are you, Mr.. McFadden :" |
! said.
r "Oh, Mr.. Ward / am miserable
t The wrongs we Irishmen suffer Oh
i Ireland Will troo history of you
n suferins ever be written Must we BE-
n forever ground under by the iron hee
b of despotc BritOn ?-but, Mr.. Ward
| won't you eat suthln ?"
q "Well," | said. eff theirs another can
s vass back and spare bottle of thai
$ green seal in the house, | wOuldn't
Y mind iinin' you in bein' ground under
by Buton's iron heel"
% "Green turtle soup, first 2" he said
"Wel, yes If I'm to share the wrongs
= of Ireland with you, | don't care if dc
= hav' d bowl of soup. Put bean into
1 it," | said to the waiter. ut will re-
d mind me of my childhood days, when
we had 'em baked in conjunction with
pork every Sunday mornin', and then
), all went up to the village church, and
/ had refreshin' nap in the family pew
b ''Mr McFadden, who was sufferin' SC
e thruly for Ireland, was of the Mahony
e wing. I've doubt that some ekally pat,
II Iiotic member of the Roberts wing was
sufferin' in the same way over to the
: Mason DOry eatin house.
They say, Teller citizens, s0on you will
+ see Blow struck for Irish liberty. We
hain't seen nothin' 6ut Blow, so far
it's bin all blow, and ali the blowers il
i New Y ork won't get out of Bellusses as
long as our Irish frens in the roOral dis
y tricks send EN- money.
. "Let the Green float above the red, il
that'll make it feel any better but don't
you be the Green. Don't never go into
anything till you know whereabouts yel
t goin' to,
r "This is very good country here
> where you are. You Irish have enjoyed
v our Blooms, held your share Of our offices
/. and you certainly hev done your share
0 of our votin'. Then why this hullaba,
n loo about freein' Ireland You do your
e frens in Ireland CRATE ipjoorey, too
t because they b'lieve you're comm sure
e enuf, and they fly off the handle and
git into gail. My Irish frens ponder
q these things little. Xamine 'em close
: ly, and above all find out where the pus.
e ses 60 to.
. I sot down. There was no applaws
q but they listened to me kindly. They
: know'd I was honest, however wrong |
q might be; and they knowd, too, there
was no people on arth whose generosity
and gallantry [ had higher respek fol
=. than the Irish, excep when they fly of
a the handle. So Teller citizens, let me
toot my horn.