The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1866-11-16

land Thurlow Weed wuz Keeper NV the
Kings revenue, aud WIZ a doia very well
indeed,
i BY this time toe company assembled,
His Highness wua in merry mood and
unbendid hisself There wuz a knot Nv the
mobility gathered in "a corner, and after a
earnest Interview NV -minnit, Count Won
Cowan advanced to tho foot Nv tho throne,
aud on bendid knee demanded a boon!
SWhat, my faithful servitor, dost thou
most desief" said His Highuess.
1--WE wood, Your Majesty, hev the pris'
nors nv state brot into the presence, that
we may make merry over en-
?" 1t shell be done" sed His Majesty, and
forthwith Baron Won Steedman, who he'd
command Nv the Kings Household Body
Guard, wuz sent for them, ln moment
they wuz brot in. They wus a mizable
wuz chained together, Fred. Douglass and
Anna Dickinson, Dick Yatos and Gov. Nor
ton, Ben Butler and Carl Shutz, Kelly iand
| CoSode, while Chase wuz tied to HOrs Gree.
| ly, onto whose back wuz q pacard in
scribed, The last NV the Tribupes," at
which Raymond, who left the Radikels and
declared for the empire at precisely the rite
time, and wuz now editor OF the CoUJf jour
nal, laffed immodritly. Some one exclaimed,
Bring in Thad Stevens" at which Ills
Majesty turned pale and his knees smote to
gether," Don't, DON'T seq he, "hes strength
enuff left to wag his tongue. Keep him
away keep him awayl and he showed ez
much fear ez men do in delirium tremens
when they see snakes. .a7
Methawt made inquiries and found that
things wuz workin satisfactory. General
| Grant wuz in exile, aud General Sheridan
had bin decaritatid for refoosin to acquiesce
in the new arrangement. The country he'd
bin divided into dookdoms and eardoms,
and sicl, over, which tho nobility rooled
with undispooted authority. The principal
men Nv the North he'd bin capcherd and
subdooed, and wuz film menial positions
in the palaces NV the nobility No Lord or
Dock or Earl considered himself we'll
served onless he he'd half dozen North
ern congressman in his house, while the
higher grade NV nobility wuzon't content
with anythiu less than Guvncrs. The in
| debtednis NV the South to the North he'd
/ bin adiustid A decree he'd bin ishood Ia
the effect that Northern merchants who
shood press claim agn Sutherner shood
be beheaded and his goods confstikated.
The question NV slavery he'd bin settled
forever, for tho Dimecratic ijee NV one class
to rool and one to serve wuz fully estab-
| lisht. There wu8 now three classes nv So
ciety, the hereditary nobility the untitled
officials, and the people tho lattor, black
and white, wuz all serfs. and all attached to
the soil. B;zuis wuz all done by the for,
eiguers, the policy nv the government bein
to make the native bornpeople purely asri-
cultural peasantty Thenobility desrih to
make it easy for EN- Civ EN- one-sixth nv
the pr0dux NV the soil, reseryin the balance
for their own uses.
My dream didu't continyoo long enuff for
me to ascertain whether wuz a noblemar
or not, hut am NV the opinion that wuz
for a servant handin me pin to stick into
Ben. Butt r to make him roarfoT the amuze
ment nv the company, addressed me, ez
| " Yoor Grace" from which inferred that
wuz one NV the Lords spiritooal. Unfortu
nat ly at this pint awoke and sad awak
ehin it wuz. The gorjus halls he'd vanished
| the chandeleers he'd vatished, the robes.nv
stait aud Jewels and sich waz gone, 9and
wuz in my offs, not !" Yoor Grace" buI
merelya Postmaster ins y Kentucky village
4 Well that is suthin. What better isa no
bleman? He don't work, neither do I. lie
drinks wine, it is tfoo, butI hev wat scots
me better, which is whiskey fresh from the
still. Yet my dreem may be real aed, and
efit is, | will ondeayor to fill the position
with credit. who tr>ws2
PETROLEUM Y, NASBY, P. NJ.
! 3 uc witch is Postmaster