The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1866-10-05
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HURAW! HURAwi HURAWt
wev Met the Enemy on Their
own Ground n Whlpt Em.

We undertook to nominal the kounty kom-
mishiner on our aid, you no, and got awfuly
whipt, which tuck she TUX, out Of mo, SO
that | hadeut no hart to rite, and had 9Th up
ueer abont il, the ige Of over seein them air
kownty bildins up QUITO that air mol in awl
THAR magcstik magesty, except in imaginaA
shrn, aud had neer about completed ait;
rangements TO sci them air town lots at
eny kost" aud kwit this ear plas aud this
ear ungratGul pepel in disgust
But that air convenshun down 10 Perisi
burg put M lit into me, notwithstandin We
was awful beet on the vot, aud our cheer
man had to declar the nomnashun fer us
know matter WE got our man and that was
n CRATE victery. | cant tel you oil we sed
and did goln hum or after we got thar how
we hurawed for our man and our cheeIman,
how much bier we drunk at mite, or how
lato we sot up kontrivin how to mako the
most ov our victery, nor how we agreed to
give thirty seven and haf sens apeas to
hire that air Fiuly man to stump thekownty.
Wei, sur, the thing is awl Iixt MY boy,
the kownty seat Is goin to move, and in my
imaginashuu, | ae the follerin results thatis
goin to result when the sed removal temovs,
lstly. 1t vii plas us awl on an ekwal.
Now when | go to the kownty sean aud
meat my trends from Mltun or Westun or
Plane or from Troy or Fredum or LAX | sd
when meet um at the kownty sect aud lha
go to shake hands with me thai look sort o
shi down to my butes and pants awl mud
and to THAR shiny butes and eileen pants, and
then mp into my red Ease, aud then sa, hows
Mrs. Jumper and all the leetle Jumpers, and
I'd sa, awful muddy, and terrible ruff, cos I'd
have that abominabel old plank rode in my
mind. Now when wo git the sect to this
plas and tha all cum here, tha wont SO my
mudy butts nor pants nulher, fur Wei awl 10
ekwal in the mud together, Wv kor5
we expect every body TO vote for us on
that skOr. .eif4
2ndly. It'll save us the trubel and expens
Nv biIdn q rode out to sum WHARF. You
no my boy, when we had the good plank
rode that the townships bit for lis to tbwh
we dident see the CRATE injustis nv maxim
awl them sutherners so to Perisburg to pa
THAR taxis aud sich and we never Wonce
askt the popel to vot the kownty sect to
this plas. But now sur it's imposibcl near
about it. to git ava from hear and IL! cost
us suthin to bid rode TO somwhar, 30 JUS
tis demands that evry body be kumpeld to
cum here, and then sumbodyll be apt to
bid rode to hore, and that'l be ekwal jus.
tis fur us NV kors we expect evry body to
vot for us on tina, skor.
3dly. I'll kwiet the pepel nv the hui
kownty, Togany, Portig and Nurochistert
awl expect to be kownty scots sum da, and
the eowth tear Nv townships, or leastwise
sum on um, are lookin for chans to be set
OF to Finly, whar thave n good rode, and
the folks down to Fostory are lookin for
nu kounly with Fostory for the Sect Now
our project will setel all them kwestshuns
to wonce, and flrever; NV kors we expect
awl them folks to vot for us on that skor.
4thly. If we git the kownty sect wo will
remove the elexshun of Plaue townehip
down to hear. We've bin trim that air for
rs yeors, but them air fellers otor west and
north, skowld and sed LUX out TOW fir your
bred and butter, if you want them offisea
you'd better not muve the leckshun so Nv
kors we dident. Wonce the kowntS sect
hear, and the extry grostes and extry lofers
20 keep um goin will epabel us to sucksed
to our harts kontent. or kors we expect
awl them air fellars that dred the effect Of
Kicker on our lexshun to vot Tor reiiioval OIL
that sIor.
5thly, II will enable the chargin nv an
extra kwarter for caryin folks to and from
the kars. Wv kors every body will yot for
us on that sk0r. r.Ha 1
Now, my boy, it ia very evvedent that
them il sum of the results, that's goin to
result frsm removal, and if enybody i'm.
aginze that wU aint goIn to bid the bildins
ootor the lekshun, let him note The zeel we
hav manifested in tawkin, about stun rodss
to Tosauy Hulprary and Perisburg, and IL
enybody is afraid that the bildins that we
shall bid will not be on onur to our town
and the kowuty for at least q hundred yeers
to cum (you Sc that's poetillal) let him kun
and take look at our churches, our skools
house, our hotels and our stors, and other
public bildins ard then see if tho talent and
tast displad in themar aint ekval to eny
emergency1 JUMPER JUMPER
P.S. You incident put thisear onto your
paper, kos If you do our editor may git to-
SO it, and think wer flatelin ON him. I
jest want to tel you, weer got feller that's
Jest suited to eny work. Our work is
pekooyear, and we had to have pekoolL
year sort of feller to do it. Them feiers
that com here fust cudnt begin, tha tried
hard enuf, dear nos, but tina ctdent dol IT,.
Then sum nv our folks tride it, and found
out tlia cudent sucksed, and then we had d
metin, aud it was voted that the edditur,
wot was, nv the Dimecratic Toledo Record
was the man fur us, and must be selIooft
at eny kost and aint he a snorterT tel
you hes suckseedin to a T.
fuT lHStlnb our pehOOlyehr SITUATION dc.
nands that we shod sa. and sa as if it was
the trooth, that it's costin thousans every
yeer 10 keep Our old kounty bidins In re-
par We no it don't but then ii has to be
sed our pekoolyear sitnashun demands il.
And then our pekoolyear situashun de-
mands that the story be told that the old
kort house was jest falin down near about
it, and it must be told Jest as if ii were the
trOoth, we no it Amt; we no we went down
THAR the 18th enmass, to git our man homi-
mated and krOuded the old bildin alftfost t0
a jam, and never won of us thot Of bein
afraid, yit this story must be told; our
peko0Iyear situashun demans ii.
And then our pekoolyear situashun de-
mands that we shud especially sa that we
can and will bid the kounty bildins with.
out eny kOst TO the kounty; we no we
kant nor wont, We koodent we wotIent
keep the old plank rode in repar, when The
townships had blt it for us we kant, nor
wont, bid descent rode to your town, or
to eny other plas that will let us out, nor
we wont help, nor sine petishnn 10 have
stun rode bilt by a tax for us, we wont
do nothin but TAwK and yit thatair story
MUST BB TuLD our pekoolyeat situashiin
demands it. While looxin over our AL.
1Ocaie, aud observin the pek6olyear adapta-
shun of our editur, fur onr pekoolyeaf
work, ofen think nv story Colonel Esty
used to tel, when stumpin, for Ctarly Hill,
when he was runnin for Senator. He sed
that Fremont Dimekrat lawyer, was max.
in a speech one mite, and told a walIoner.
and then askt what do you think NV that
RuTs An old Bkoshman iumnAd IN and