Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1866-09-05
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The Of the heart.
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The finest ship ever built in Maine is
named the Andrew Johnson. Copper -fasten-
ed
-WHY is an angry printer like hfty-ninc
minutes past twelve: Hes ready to strike
one.
WY, Tom. my dear fellow. how old
YOU look = Dare say, Bob for the fact i,
never was 50 old before"
What is the difference between tun-
mel and speaking trumpet One is followed
out, and the other IS followed in.
-Encinc drivers have to mind their
e points as well as typos ;and they over-run
their lines to . admiration by putting . coal
on"
The lawyers rlotto-be brief Tie ply
sician'5 motto-be patient. The potter's
motto-bewarc. The type-setter's motto
be composed
~ Let the lady who contcmpiates bu ing
a false bosom consider whether she hasn't one
already. Advise her 10 cotton TO the natur-
al one
Our devil says the most indieestible
piece Of bread he ever cat, was the piece he
took away from beggar boy, in the street,
the other day.
An editor, in Arkansas, was lately shot
in an atIrag. Luckily it came against bun
de Of unpaid bills. The bullet couldn't 20
through them by long shot
An exchange paper thinks Hiram Pow
/ crs, the sculptor, Is a swindIer,. because he
e chisejed' an unfortunate Greek girl out Of
a block Of marble.
- Lord Chesterfield once remarked that
even Adam, tho first man, knew the value Of
politenesS- and allowed Eve to have the first
bite at the apple.
- ( charity scholar, under examination in
the Palms. being asked, What Is the pest
Hence that walkcth in darkness replied
+ Please sir, bcd-buEs"
Negro venaers Of watcr-meIons drive
through the streets of Richmond singing
I... vis pulled, IA and am mighty 5zss9 6a,a
"A vounr Iady who lately gave an order
ta her m;IImcr for a bonnet. said - You
arc 10 make it plain, but at the same time
smart as J ST in 2 conspicuious place IN
church"
The Kuict. IS great on mctaphcrs.-
- Il. -, ma \. finn of
- .,:r1 ,,.ro a,r.o..,s n, he married
tomorrow
- Dur.ug y trial the ether day constable
rc-tiGyiug iu regard to lady, said. i know
nothing of her tut what hear the neigh
hors say; and ia my opinion, what women
saw oG one another is not worthy of belief
LAST Wor..s or Evr>Exr NEN,-GGTHE-
=. I-..-, has, curtains and let In the light
DANIEL WEH~TEE-"l still live
JAS r pooLrrlE-'' talkins shall have
the AsscsS9r>lup. --taIsS"'' toEi7t"@
The following advertisement appeared
IN one IF our western papers: Run away.
\ hired man named John. his nose turned
mp fvc feet eight inches high, and had on
pair IF Corduroy pants much worn
o.... i. 7-,..1,- ,-.,,.o7 a. Lise his sroot
-, a.. - .f., ,.E,4b tTa roIIo,vino
/. II. f..s, I'LL, + E1ys tn. rl,asr,re Of fxing
r,... :. f,,-,r5r-., a., -our ..hiH9 To which
+ -r-. ,,,l..-fly r.,r:s1. "Yes ,op can. ifuo
IN
-', Why arc 20 few t0nvIctS in the Mich
igan Pcuitoutiarv this wear :" asked Sans
friend. q day or two since. Why, said
sam. they send them 10y the Pontiac Z.
and their :ime expires before they get
there"
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80 = - ' ~ ,I,,5,,,, r;,s,, p
Il. short time since. = are You gong to
the legislature or to edit paper IN Al
/ hauv." No. thank God neither ono, was
The Quick reply. I'm going to the State
Prison -
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i'o'l >'.."lE s0''5' ~ l,..I,, st,t
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tatftN-three mares before y. @ an
tt-thre, mares 'Nt'1'''s" ~, -
- I'un-s, sir yo" must nave "eeH Ii -''o "'
a s.lr.
Tur pB,xrrR,s T-Axy-Fron want of
-oI4 from wives that scold. from maidens
E0Id NV .lta~perS = soId--prcscrvc Us,
From fopIi.h sncer. mock auctioneers. and
v-onrn'S tears-deIiver us
From stfnrInr 7ies. from coal black ewes.