Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-07-19
Prospectus.

Prospectus.
Havin got Bigg enuf due somethin four
mi Twin & mi muther (who il wilder with
6 little Bumbles-noI kountin me-to feed
kurrect and bring up by handy mar and
hev konkludid 2 start Paypur in Gram
pionYille, witch mi eddikashun knot havin
ben kneeglectid, fits me 50 well four. | am
above beans, am, and object to corn onless
its made in2 wisky wen kin hoe quart or
2 down as well as ennybody in fakt feel
horned to bore wi way threw life & so the
Roaring Rag is 2 bee issood reglarly, here
after, go long as it's a-likely to pay, witch it
kant help doin if the politishuns is bled
properly & thee Grampionville foxes air
willin 2 sustane A paypur az liz A Paypur,
and IL A goin Bee a-credit the town & a
blessin 2 the kuntry generally, az well az a
Source ov informashun unborn ginera-
shuns.
The Roaring Rag will Bee an independent
paypur- witch is a paypur az takes awl it
kin git frum partys and cheats both on
'em. 1t will be down on awl Moneyopolies,
partiklerly rail roads onless the manygirs
due the pretty in the way ov passis, printin
& SIGH
No pass will passafye the Roaring Rag.
Mar SEE she must hev pass fur 2, & bee
allowed take the children. & the twins 2
the sity wen she goes down trade off her
butter, milk and eggs witch she makes her.
self. She SEE i must say mi readers thai
they kin git hum made wooden stockins. witch
IL kalled hoes now a-days, hi kallin on her
& payin the kash.
The Paypur is dollars annum, if pay
kash, Z az mar liz goin to kanvass, it will
Bee best to take it a-fore she gifts around 4
she'll never leave u ontil due take it. & it
WILDE sent anyways, & and you'll hev 2 pay
it, bekaws no notisis stop it will ever bee
Received.
The Roaring Bag will bee down on awl
kliques, onless it: kin .krawl inside, witch
makes difference. The Grampionville
Ftog klique is partiklerly obnoxious & will
be pitched into every week. Its no use
those polytissuns try snub me, for mar
SEE kin be az big Toad az anybody in
the puddle Of polyticks if chews; & does
chews. Mi geographic remars its the es-
peshul beauty oy the konsty2shun ov the
Youknighted States that A son ov the poor
ist man may BEGUN president of the You
knighted states, and SO 2 may the son of A
CONAN like mi mar, four she il so kute that
wen she feeds the chickens they awl scratch
the corn 2 onst b4 they swaller it, fear on
End thawts she may konklude to take sum
Oh it bak agin. So the old CONAN deals it
out very sparingly & the worms suffer in
consequence ov the chickens bein so hum
cry.
benjamin franklin was printur, & SO am
/ beginin bee. | used to roll in printin
offs sum years ago & unless A man il a
praktikul printur he hez no bizness in run
MN ov a Paypur. Mi brutber Ebenezer, he
IL a printur & was onct formerly employed
on that high spirited paypur the Sportim
Life b4 the Polise offisirs meddled with wat
want none ov their bizness. Ebenezer will
bee local ON the Rag-the brothurs thus
ablendin Metropolitan kuteness with rural
innosense.
forgot say there IL Bigg war in Eu-
rop and the Rag will tell all about it.
if want be blowed or cracked up the
Rag will be libral 1t is necessary 2 hev
specimin ov everything want notissed
in the Paypur. See, instans, the puff ov
mars new umbrella & mi new hat that
Ebenezer hez done up SO brown in the local.
With these few remarcs make mi best bow
& becum WE.
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