The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-09-28
. MUNGEN'S COLUMN.
TO BILL. MUNGEN, Greeting
Now 10 thy mennuoss dost thou most ns-
suredly see thine utter aud complete
defeat.
AN ERUPrIoN-NOr or MI. vEsU- =
vIGs.

established himsclfon boat, candi- |
date for Congress in this district,
the other evening, on his return from
stamping tour, during which he
spoke TO walls and benches. Our
conversation was very familiar, tho
on his side somewhat boisterous. lie
frightened us on the start.
Gentle William wanted to know i'll
we were responsible for articles in
the Jcficrsonian--we were. Finding
that out, he proposed, If we didn't
! conduct the paper to suit him, to
, clean out the office. we shall run it to
please him. Any man that would
publish such articles as we had, was
/ q id son, etc.-wc didn't recognize
oursclf. We were too insignificant
for him to strike-we appreciated
his niagnanimity. We were not
worth powder to blow us to h-l-we
wondered ir the distant smell Of said
I powder didn't watt, or blow him OIL
the battlefield of Shiloh to boat in
; remarkable short space of time
About this time William received all
I ally in the shape of Samuel j. Thomp.
! son, who had little matter to settle
Il with us-then we were frightened
=, very much. Williamarepeats what
II he has said before with flourish OF
d fists-he walks away grumbling and
>. threatening his face is n rich ma
s. hogany color;-we were frightened,
y yet we don't remember of taking any
r thing back. Did we, William?
n We were frightened, and TO show
'h how much, we have taken the follow
OF ing course to increase our streng th:
MS L. Have purchased a pair of dumb
!" bells, each weighing four ounces, and
. practice fifteen seconds before eacl
on meal.
nj Q. Have hung pillow up in on
y" bed room on pole, and rise at fou
A. NJ, to harden our fists on it ant
learn to strike dircct-can hit it twice
n, out of five times, and when we hit il
nd two quick blows in succession cal
o,, turn it over the pole-shall chang,
Q" the feathers TO bran next week.
3. At night, just before retiring
20 we take of our coat. vest aud boots
i" and run the length of cur room thre'
u" times-reason obvious. Like gooC
general, we intend to so fix our lin
nr of battle, that in case of too heavy
M charge by .William,we can beat mas
~ terly retreat. 1t will require grea
o.. sn amount ofpracticc to retreat success
fully, for all understand that he i
swift on foot.
4 Take our quinine and whiskc,
regularly.
5. Have had our coat and YES
double padded and sheet-iro
masque made, and our only vulner'
- BILE point is our nose-that we tru
to Providence and William.
BY taking tho above course W
think we are all right. Already tn
good effects are manifest. We hav
been in training three days and ca
lit with ease dead weight of III
pounds, against ll0 last Friday
We feel safe.
To sum the matter all up: Bi
Mungen came home last Monday an
declared that he was going to d
something. We met hin aud |
sworc that if anything more appea
ell in the Jeircrsonian in regard
Theodore, he would thrash us al
clean out the Office. He sworc al
ranted about, as only Bill can-th,
stopped.
Wh.re, Oh! where does Col. WI
Mungen bury his dead?
SPECIAL TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS.
Should not the paper appear ne
week it will be understood that Mu
gen has wiped out the editors AZ
dumped the Office into the street
Our will is made.
- Where, Oh! where does Mung
bury his deadY
LAsTLY.--"Farewell vain worl
-, we're going to be sent) home"
.a,d Where, Oh! where does Mung
an bury his deadp
'uld Heavy os Msngss-
ad- Gen. j. S. Robinson, brave n
had gallant soldier, in his speech /;
e. Saturday, said that il Gen. Walk
ade was elected he would vote as
.au Tnnuhf for sha ITninn If NInno