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HAD H1N THEEE!-''I'll bet you five that
coat is shoddy,' said a man in the street the
other day to man who had just come out
of JED. ARssTRoNG's with a splendid new
coat for which he had paid about an l8Gl
price.
I'm take the bet said the other
'.Where did you buy the coat p says No. l.
"At Ed. Armstrong;"
81 cave" says No. l, forlslng over; TIA.
never sells shoddy."
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trtTtrI, Ill. Feb. 13. 1906
Toshsni u mar c"rcsr7fhiSi- 10 certify that have
used for culinary purposes tie Hya:t Liu:seu Ehubarb
grown by hr Mcfarland OF this place ana nave hcst.
fOn III saving that II l. fur superior aIytug the kind
heretofore met with. having very uu eJlJrei skin
more tender acid, but hayn. pleasant rtty flavor
found 1t good ard fender late October. can COM
n-i it TO all being a.! tha: is claimed a. a fruit
/. l.. WATERMAN.
q. l.. THOMPSON.
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ESSAY OF WARNING AND INSTRUCTION
"A for Young Also. Diseases end Abuses whiFI
permaturcy PROSTATE the Vital powers, with means
relief charge in sesee letters enveopek
Address Or J. SkILLiN IiOuGHTON, Howard Associf-
ton PHILADELPHIA. "a. Feb 8 TO
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STRANGE, EsU'T 'ERUs1.

Every young lady and gentleman in the United States
hear scmcthir very much To their advantage hv I'd
turn mail Gree Of charge by addressing the UNDERSIGNED
These having fears of being humbugged will ohiise by not
noticing this card. All others will please address the
belient servant, Tl0S +. CHAPMAN,
dec 80, C5-Iy s3l Broadway New York
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InDrs Ulcer. Ss. FrHp1us- i1mp-s, b4'iShes, S4'n
Anthony IRE. Rose ErS>iie'-- ietitf or .7lI
Rhume Ssald HID Lu- Wrrn- 'aurr or tsn'er'is u
I1orS Eve. Female Discs. 80 - .ent!.i II
regularity Suppression Whites >terN- ais N'hllis or
Yenerfsl Di-Iss Liver Complaint and Heart Diseases
Try AYEss SARs TABiLLA. and s-- ttE ,i. nc
ing activity with which il c.eazs7 the blood and cHFss
the-a disorders.
During lac years the plli- have rc-n --sL by large
bottle I-vt=uHE give .lr; pi ErtT.-t % ofF-aa-
riia dollar. Most thss have been frauds upon
the sick. they only contain itH al any asi,~la-
rills. hut 0tien curative IIUp-r7 -U@ieyrr Hence
bitter disappointment has followed the Use u t- '7uS
extracts sarssIarilla wi. fool the market unt t'7
name itself ac-lEc Synonymous with ntrsIi'H aLA
cheat. St we call tis compound : Ssf~ipFhii anu II
tend 70 supply such remedy shall rescue ti' name
from the load Jf 1tJ1Uy which rests upon II We thinE
ruEEud for believing - mas virtues winch are II
res-aIr 10y the ordinary Of t- olSrss lt D.. lAt'HaeN
We only the sick. that We cisr tieIn
the attentive which know how {" l-"ture ann We
have reason believe v far the most eHeciu pull
fer OF the blood vet discovered iy any i"s1v-
ATEE-s CHEsRy PECTJRtL j. 80 universally knows u
srpass every oti-r remedy fr the curn cf 'ou ty!s
Influenza Hoar~cre~s. Group. bronchitis. ln1.IeEt Con
SUMPTION and for the RELIEF Cuusu tIye Patients
advanced STAGES the i-e1s. hat il i useless here 10 re
count evidence "f Is virtues. Te world Knows them
Prepared by Dr. &c AVER 4 CO. Lowell Mas. and
hy W l. GIBSON and aIlthc Drug >tres II OTTAWA
6 PDSTLETIfWAITE. II sale; FLEMING BEN
NETT Marsees, by dealers in medicines every where
E-lt. 3
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SDT'ECEzs

TEyIIE Members of the Ia Sail. County ,I4tn! gi-, In
suranc- Company hereby Motif T. that a meet
ing the Directo0f said Company held IN this day, the
foiIowi.. order passed:
Orre} That assessment Of 10 per cent D. levied on
all premium in force March lst 1855 payable the
LIT Nav and pro all notes
date that have expired since said Mrci st, payable
year the date of the respective policies provided
that shall be required pay -j assessment
year from the time his last made
payable
Attest W.L. VI. TRUE
arta1 MoTnI Nv
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4. -.
Ottawa Lode No 53j meets every Friday evening At
their Hall in Reddicl's Block.
J. :. LOTHRoP, W. c. T.
CPAs. Snow, ". s feb 10Y
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No1HryG NEArER than neat fitting boot
or shoe, and the place to buy them rs at
HALBRRT & MEGkFFIYs.
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- = ID
Br. NJ " SIcsrt-Dear Sir: You wish know how
succeeded III my wine Operation this season. ! viii give
you my figures have kept account Of every item
lt0 plants al p cens per plant, ent Of land barrels If
drayaCe. and all other expenses storing in ellar
sl7010. made LOO Hons %! wine, which So Per
gallon the price it readily rings yer Old would
be s5l0g FROM my plants $40 which have
sold at 20 per plant making 81 ~ Wine M one
Year Old s551O. Deduct expenses Ii11I" NJ SlSJJ
81 all from acre Of ground. Yours truly.
L. CUNNINGHAM.
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sEED POTATOES.
EARLY YORKS, or what the English ca
:. Forty to One

Forty TO Dne.
These excellent Potatoes which took the first premium
at the late County Fair are cr- ready begin - harvest
the first July: very prolific ant vlta good WIN
and spring potato. They 10 not rot IN wet season;
tbev came out OF the ,reucin rains of The last CI1.
and partial overiuVin- of the river unnjure
bushels for sale at half the price paid for the oT
nal seed Also several thousand Scrlwhery Plants.
Iy Wilson's AIbany together with hundred Grape
Stocks sale. Inquire Of Rev C. p. Clark Ottawa
side Of Fox River march }-tw
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Nr. AcEtHlDiE-Dear Sir Yours Il the Ih i at l.. =
To inquiry w5uii say tit Of al kinds Of Rhu-r0
ike the Lnnpus the best making and for cook
ing. having tried four varieties find ready sale or all
can make Of this Tiue in my county.
Yours truly. 2. Il PAYNE
Mr.. Payne Of e largest nurscrynlsn in Northern
Illinois
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sweet SPIRIT Hear My Prayer; and
Thou wilt yet be Mine in Heaven"
Two lovely new songs, With piano accom-
Paninncnt, just received az &. W. DENH&RD's
Music Room, where all new publications
may be found.
The Ottawa free trader., 1866-03-10

Por PlaIits apply 10 T. " Mcfarland, Hul-isr-
gers grcuural and Seed Store Ot;-"a Small lois 3
3 piece. 4 enable deduction HJa. large 1T.
s0oD plants sufficient Jr Ny Oisnt-
cd pure T. ". MCFARLAND.
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s. Of T. every Monday evening their Hall over
Reddic<s store. east side Court House.
c. SNOW, W +. y. PERLEY, L. S
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wEsISNEESS. yysssSxERS

Do you Whiskers or Moustaches? Our Grecfat
Compound Will force them the snoothest fac
chin, or lair bald heads. in Six Weeks .'ric - 0d
Sent by IrH:f ywhrre clcT-lv scaled rs>.i rod
Address VA RNER d Co, Box 33, Brooklyn, y. Y.
.E-,T
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n n a ~
Z. st. O.. -

OTTAWA LODGE No. II meets every Thursday evening.
pAUGH.EKs RsBEcCA the third Tuesday evening OF
each month OTTAWA ESc.mPHENS Ne. 49, the 2i and
4th Tuesday evening. feb Icy
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Ottaloa free Ura Oer .
LOCAL. M ALTERS
Chicarp and Rock Island Rail Road.
GOING EAST.

Chicago and Rock Island Rail Road.
Dn and ater January 1st, 1866 Trains P dss Ottawa
Station as follows:
GOING EAST.
Day Express and Mail Sunday excepted) - P. NJ
Might Express Sunday excepted. I2.4I a. NJ
Peoria Freight, 745 :. NJ.
Rock Island Freight. 500 p.
GOING VEST.
Day Express and Nail Sunday excepted) 1915 p. VI
Night Express de. 4e0 A. H
Peoria Freight 2.35 p NJ.
Express Freight, 1890 p. II.
+. .TAVENER, AGENT.
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srpERIoN To ~ 0rMER yARIETIEs 81 ! ERUIE

have ray possession many certificates to she
medical qualities and profits derived from this shoui
any wish further Trorfs.
The Ottawa free trader., 1866-03-10
SEED WHEAT,
Minnesota Seed Wheat
AT City Mills raar3-tf W. TODD.
A Lecture to Young Men.
AT City Mills

N~<--ES JUS, TitjTisirJ a. n SsqLcI Es-
&7==sss UcLops. Price St5- Cents
N=@N#sA : Lecture on the Mature
~ .==zSZzN Treatment and Radical Cure OF
~. - IN Srermatorrhora, seminal
eAzAsss-55xcS Weakness, Involuntary Sexual
DEBILITY and InYcdilsus. Marriage generally Strv-
olsness Consumption. Epilepsy, and Fits; henta ana
PHYSICAL Inco1npacty resalting >sfabuse &c. BY
RoBsRT CULvtgwEIL, NJ D. Author Of the Grsan BOOK,
&c.
clearly proves from his experience that the awiul con
sequences Of abuse lie eectualiy removed without
medicine and 8ithGu; dangerous snrsical opsrstions
bruges instruments o0rsis pointing out mode
of Oncc certain and e-ctue ny which every SUI
feTer, condition may him
self cheapy, privately and radically This Ls-tua VIII
prove boon 10 thousands and thousands.
Sent under seal To address Hain sealed snvei-
ope receipt Of SIX cents post stamps address
ing. CIiAS. J. c. KLINE & co.
n ee7 65-1y ~ Bor.ry, New York. P. o. Box 45se
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rs,HE CONFESSIONS AND ExPER1s

Z
Published for the beucn. and a CAUTION to YOUNG
MEN and others who suffer fioIa NeryOuG Debility. Pre-
mature Decay Of Manhood &C. supply at the tie
The Means of SelSCuTe. BY who hss cured himself
after undergoing considerable quackery. BY enclosing
postpaid addressed envelope single copies free Of charge,
may he lad Of the author.
NATMANIEI MAYfAIR. ESQ. BrOolyn, kings Co., Ny
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1eiIjG. OLlO. April : 1865.
Mr. NJ ~. SJoeet-Sr: yours L. hand to-day. In
reply, would that my crop this year Sold
for s. per gallon Forty barrels all raised from
plants My plants thirty y-tive aTiece,
clearing about 8, Cg0 from the ground set
Dr. BARBER.
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Farmers & Teamsfers Attention
llALL at z. THORsE cos, aud examine TIE Ohio
~ Coilsr b< tuss received and sor sao i>-. ts,e
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MARRIED

In this city, the 9th inst, by the Rev. T. y. Deue-
dict, Mr. GEORGE ". SHAVER ana Mrs. SARAH 81.
WADE.
In South Ottawa the 9th inst 'y the Rev. H. Colnan,
nr WM. J. GRlFFl III and bliss EIEi.lNE uELOA-
SRAST.
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Go1d.5or, Z s. G.,. Ho.r,Lel D,rl
DOES IT PAY TO CULTIVATE IT..

tHFfl7lT17i. Y. = -fi.3. %. --ui
This is TO certify that this wine would prove acGsi
lion in the treatment Of parThTa, having, Used lt.
JAMES THOMPSON, Act Surgeon, US 1.
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L,,1licinr,, .Su..,rc EGl,1.i,

Judiciary Syassre Hos1i'z3 iV7. y. 1885,.
assistant Ssygao1I DGris-Sir: have tried the Rhuarb
Wine brought 10y W. j. S9IoH and found it benefisil
ana regard it being very eiicacious in DiarrhGa
Rs BEAM. 4 A. @.
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T!ic 1E.scu a. fEaInljn CaDsset Orr
gans. forty different stye, adapted to sacred and ST.
cuiar music. for $50 $500 each FiETY-ONE GOLD
or SILVER MEDALS other first premiums awarded
them. Illustrated Catalogues free. Address, MASON
HANLIN. Boston. or MASON BROTHERS New York.
DIMMICK ( BRO, Agents at Ottawa, Ill.
The Ottawa free trader., 1866-03-10

Thi. viii certify that have anayzed portion Of Rhu-
bard Wine manufactured by Benjamin Cunning CHAM of
Ashland, and it contains very considerable Of
sugar and very minute quantity ON.c Acid: believe
u 10 possess fine Bsedisltl quantities.
Il B. PANCOST. Druggist. Ashland, Ohio
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Bust From 'EGX..s,
E,RESH OSAGE sEED, for sale at Hull 4 TIIorson's
L. Store. OTTAWA L. Z. DENT.
Har-h 3-3,y%'
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For sale.

IrsT received a lot of HEMP and PAfEh "rhPp"S
81 Twife, and for sale at Chicago fscn t,nrSpA GOA
feb IL
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EGr Sale.

vo,-sT- and Iot on Clinton street in iir third Ward
Will ton rooms, FIRST fato well and inferred OIL,
ONT kitchen wood and copl house THIS nous T. W.'
cunted for a boarding house. NM C'"o" h'-''
Inr.r
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AsgLtND o. Dec. %. 1855.
To .choH q rEIy concern This IS To certify that have
examined and analN zej specimen OF wine
from the Linneus Eiuiarb. 10y Mr.. CunHiu-n OF thus
place. find the specimen anayZed rich grape sugar
(by the Of TrumneTs and also find but
quantity "a raCc) Of ONaIC Acid. made the experiment
only TOR the purpose of satisfying myself being quite
skeptci in reference its containing grape sugar. and
also believing that il contained ONaIic Acid quantities
sufficient to he detrimental 10 health.
=. Il. CLARK VI. u.
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Kissing.

The following appears in some
Of our exchanges. 1t does not
appear where it originated; and
we presume the latitude doesn't
matter much, as it will doubtless
suit all climates, kindreds, peo-
Piles and tongues. Ovid wrote
the Art of Love; this may be
called the Art of Kissing-in one
lesson. Of course it will take
some practice for a novice to be-
come a proficient, even with the
very best of instruction; men
learn so much better by example
than by precept.
Read, ponder, and be wise:
People will kiss, yet not one
in one hundred knows how to
extract bliss from lovely lips, no
more than they know how to
make diamonds out of charcoal.
And yet it is easy, for u.s.. This
little item is not alone for new
beginners, but for the many who
go it like hunting coons or shell
ling corn. First know whom
you are to kiss. Don't make a
mistake, although a mistake may
e.good. Don't jump up like a
trout for a fly, and smack "a wo-
man on the neck, on the ear, or
on the corner of the forehead. on
the end of the nose, or knock oil
her waterfall, Or jerk her bonnet
ribbon, in haste to get through.
The gentleman should be a little
the tallest. He should have a
clean face, a kind eye, q mouth
full Of expression instead Of TO-
bacco.
No noise, no fuss, no tluttering |
and squirming like hook-ilnpaled
worms. Kissing don't hurt: il
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SAYS Eyes, msssa" and that is all that
I can get out ofher. I know I can't
live long, 1 feel that 7 am dying. I
feel certain that I am going to hell.
Please give me little piece more of
ice before I go. I want these things
written down, as a warning to others
who forget Christ for politics. I feel
that the negro can't save-that Christ
won't save me. I was unfaithful to my
religion and am forgotten. I was faith
full to the negro, but alas the negro
can't help me where want help-he
can't ease my guilty soul. I am going
to hell, and / know i. I expect to
meet many persons there who forgot
religion for politics. I do not expect
to see you again in this world OF the
next, but I want this confession printed.
Please-give--n --small---small
nicce-ot-of-of-icc !'
And thus died the Rev. Henry Clan
nard
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Nashville is not very pleasant place
to live in just now according to the,
correspondent Of the Charleston Nnes:
As regards to politics this is O curl
Gus place, and one has to be over eau
tious in conversation, for there is no
telling whether tho gentleman with
whom ynu converse may be Northern
man-a Tennessee ex-secessionists or a
Tennessee Union man-There is such
q political collgloInerate, that 4 stranger
has to keep his weather eye open and
as 10 getting into personal difficulty
here. it is unpleasant-as nine men out
of tenor nine and haE-in Nash.
vile wear pistols, and nine pair Of in.
c1prossibles out Of ten are made with
pistol pockets Fist tightngis obsolete.
are always used; i. is much
more common there for a man to wear
l. pistol than O watch, and the newspa.
pers never speak Of n mans drawing a
pistol. hnt OF bis drawing Lis r;ss::i, rs
We vonld ray hia wss:E, his wa!stcvs;,
HI. t,tket bcuk: etc.
The Camden weekly journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1865-1866, 1866-05-18
':Brick" Pomeroy on But
ler.

At last the great American
thief and laundering murderer
has resignedand is no more an
officerin the army he disgraccd.
Grant has ''bottled' him up for
evcry and in Il few words proved
the truth of our oft expressed
opinion of this natural thief,
coward and military ass. What
he will do now is moro than we
know. Most likely 60 to shop
lifting, ''grave robbing, or insult
ing women."} AT heart IL traitor
by instinct a thief by edui,a-
tion a robber-Benjamin i. But
Ter has won q name for infamy,
venality, and incompetency, sec
ond to none in the world. &c
was one of the peculiar tools Of
s. ''; IS $; the Republican, and has
been a nightmare on the Amcri-
can pcoplo for the past five years.
An original secessionists, he ncv-
er had a patriotic motive in his
heart. lie never deserved q po-
sition in the army-he never
fought a battle-he never won a
victory-he never lost an oppor-
tunity to steal from and plumber
the defenceless-he never made
the Union flag other than a asignal
to mark the. depository of stolen
goods, and should have been
dismissed the army long ago.
The greatest curse a mother
could put on her child would dbe to
wish it the heart and attributes
of Ben. Butler, whose sun has at
last sunk in the deepest infamy
and whose eternity we trust will
be spent in the home of his en-
ployer. Thief, robber, abolition
patriot, military blunderer, wo-
man insulter, graveyard robber,
soldier murderer, egotistical ass,
pet of Republicanism, child ofthe
devil, cock-eyed abortion of hu-'
mauity, bottled braggadocio, play
ed-out politician, dishonered, gen.
eral and traitorous citizen-fare-
well.
Thus one by one Of the poit-
ical generals and causes of our
national troublesome by one
the cotton-thieving, plundering
scoundrels who have strutted
their brief hour on tho bloody
stage, drop into infamy here, as
we trust they will in hell, hereaf-
ter. Bottled Blunderer, Big
Bethel Butcher, Bigoted Bragga.
docio, Ben Beast Butler-FARB-
wELL.-La Crosse Democrat.
The Camden weekly journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1865-1866, 1866-05-18
Dan Rice before the Re-
construction Committee.

The Committee on Reconstruction
still persists in suppressing the most
important testimony elected before
it. Dan Rice has recently been on q
circus tour through the lately rebel
ious States, and has had opportunities
such as afforded to few, for observing
the condition of tho Southern people as
to loyalty. His testimony will be found
to show tho true feeling that exists at
tho South when the thin crust Of pre-
tended loyalty is melted away and true
character is revealed us under tho ex-
bilerating influence of a menagerie,
when man stands in the presence Of
the untaimed forces of naturessepera-
ted therefrom only by the thin partition
of an iron cage. MIR. Rice, being duly
sworn, testified thus:
@. You have an unruIy animal,
known as o pet mule, with your circus,
have you not?
A. I have.
@. What are the idiosycrasies Of that
beast?
A. He is much given to kicking.
@. It is almost impossible to ride
him, is it not?
A. It is. I generally ofer S25 to
any man who will ride him round the
ring.
@. On your late visit to the South,
did you receive any offers to ride that
mule? s
A.: Ibid.
@. State what occurred on these oc-
casions.
A. In Richmond g. discharged Con-
federats soldier attempted TO ride him.
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Furnishing Rats With
Tails.

1t may be Of interest to our readers
to know that the Paris physicians, after
many experiments, have succeeded in
grating the tails Of rats upbn other
rats. The new tails live and flourish
as perfectly as the old ones. It has
been asked what advantage it may be,
either to the physicians or the rats?
This is not stated; but it would appear
to us an important developmentin tho
matter of uniting animal tissuesin cases
where an organ or part of the muscles
of an organ has been lost, and is to be
supplied. Men have been supplied
with noses and parts of noses by Sim
liar process.
The Camden weekly journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1865-1866, 1866-05-18

The Louisville Courier says !:
"a prominent dry goods house
of this city has just received a
large invoice Of false calves. An
experienced cutter and filter is
expected from New York this
week, who will take the measure
of the ladies legs and warrant q
satisfactory exhibition. The
ladies will have to be very par
ticular as to the fit, as we arc in
formed by certain regular attend
ants upon the street corner
Fourth and Jeferson), that the
latest style Of filters shows not
only the entire leg, but half the
knee"
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The Difference Between
a Southern Man and
a Yankee.

The freedman who gave this
shrcwd and philosophic view Of
the difference between his old
and new masters, we take it, is
capable of getting his living with
out the aid Of 4 Bureau, anu of
maintaining his "civil rights"
without the help of Congress:
Now, white folks, Use gwine
to tell you de difference tween q
Southern man an de Yankee
Well, de Southern man he stop
at de hotel; he OK for a room,
he got dc key; he say, 'Herc,
Jim, take my valise." When he
get in dc room he say, "Jim, you
black rascal, brush my coat and
boots, and bein a:hurry." While
rse dom dat he wash hissel,
comb his har, and take a drink,
and when I give him dc boots he
hand me a dollar. When de
Yankee stops 1T de hotel he say,
''N1r.. Johnson, please brush my
boots Mr.. Johnson, please to
carry dis note to Mr.. Smith at de
railroad depot; Mr.. johnson, |
guess III have to trouble you to
bring me a pitcher of water;. MIR.
Johnson, please carry dis mes
sage to de telegraph office; Mr..
Johnson: =! guess ought to have
d cigar run down and get a five
cent one ! cum back, and
spec, OBJ course, he glib me about
two dollars, but stead of givin'
sme de money, lie AK me to take
a seat, apd tell him 'bout my
grandfather, my grandmother,
my bruddcr and my sister, and
my cousin, and my ole massa,
and how much Use making, and
how old / is, and all SIGH non
sense, and dep after awhile he
.ay, "Well, Mr.. Johnson, I guess
I'll have to glib you a dime afore
I leave here" Now, white folks,
dat's de difference tween dc
Southern man and dc Yankee,
and it's every word truf.
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don't require a brass band to
make it legal. Don't job down.
on a beautiful mouth as if you
were spearing for frogs! Don't
grab and yank the lady as if She.
was a struggling colt! Don't
muss her hair, scratch down her
collar, bitc- her cheek, squi2zle'
her rich ribbons, and leave her
mussed, rumpled and mixed!
Don't flavor your. kisses with
onions, tobacco, gin-cock tails,
lager beer, brandy, etc.; for q
lnaudling kiss is worse than the
itch to a delicate, loving, sensible
woman.
Don't kiss everybody, inclu:,
ding nasty little dogs, male or
female. Don't sit down to it;
stand up. Need not be anxious
about getting in a crowd. Two
persons are plenty to corner and
catch a kiss; more persons spoil
the sport. Stand firm; it won't
hurt after you are used to it
Take the left hand of the lady in
your right; let your hat 60 to.
any place out Of the way; throw
the left hand gently over the
shoulder of the lady, and let the
hand fall down upon the right
side toward the belt. Don't be
in q hurry. draw her gently and
lovingly to your heart her head
will fall lightly upon your 'shoul-
der, and a handsome shoulder
strap it makes Don't be in a
hurry Send a little life down
your left arm and let know its
business. Her left in your right.
let there be an expression to:
that, not like the grip of o vice,
but a gentle clasp, full Of clectri-
city, thought and respect. Don't
be in a hurry! Her head lies
careless OIL your shoulder! You
are nearly heart to heart! Look
! down into lcr half closed eyes!
Gently, yet manfully, press her
to your bosom! Stand firm, and
Providence will give you strength
for the ordeal! Be brave, brave,
but doift be in o hurry. Her
lips are almost open! Lean
lightly forward with your head,
not tile body. Take good aim;
the lips meet the eyes close.
the heart opens1the soul rides
the storm, troubles and sorrows
Of life (don't he in hurry
heaven opens before you-the
world shoots from under your
feet as a meteor flashes across
the evening sky (don't beSafraid)
the nerves dance before the
just erected altar of love as ze-
phyrs-dance will the dew trim
med flowers : the heart forgets
its bitterness, and the art ofkiss-
ing is learned