New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-01-10
Satts and c6iirtions.


That the white bearded old gentleman was dr.
when he first appeared, can be testified to by I'll
immense amount of liquor drank by our populatio
on or about New Years Day--aa shown by til
records of the numerous arrests made by our pt
lice, of individuals charged with carrying cor
ceaed liquor. That he is good natured, is averre
by the Jolly disposition Of those who acquired nc
toriety under his influence, combined with that @
Baechus, and by the winning smiles with which h
continues to draw out upon the flags of Cana
street the innumerable swarm of beauties tha
make thatpopuloqs thoroughfare a living gardel
of animated flowers. .. r..-.
The beaux and sparks are in all their glory
The beaux smiling and bowing, as country cir
remarked the other day "iit to KILL" and thu
sparks flying around promiscuously, and pene
trating unwary hearts in the most perncious ant
incendiary manner. The dresses of the female
promenaders arc grand, and h artless bachelor
are seen to smile satirically upon the wide exten
of hoops'talculated to cover so much ground al
SO many sins.
Bachelors, we mean confirmed bachelors, are
the meanest and most slanderous set of creature:
| in the world. The Romans had a healthy custom
of having them whipped in the public streets by
the female population, which we think ought II
be renewed in our degenerate days. At all event
they ought not to be permitted to go abroad with
out keepers, and the police would do well to ar
rest them as dangerous and suspicious characters
| The foregoing opinions, we confess, are
not entirely original, we having heard then
expressed the other day at party by vir
gin in whose bosom the milk of human kindneg:
had been somewhat soured by the experience O.
| thirty-eight winters and the dsappointments Incl
dent upon such protracted state of single bles
| sedness.
But to return to Canal strcetand the ladies. The
most varied and marvellous feature there, are the
| hats and bonnets; they are of all hues and de.
scrptions, Of all forms and Sizes and materials Of
all kinds have been used in their construction. A
| gruf old soldier Of bygone days was heard tC
regret, the other day, upon seeing lady passing
with sand paper bonnet, that if he had haL
that hat out in the army he could have cleaned his
gun with it.
Birds of paradise, butterflies, snakes, flowers
leaves, doves wings, grass, gold, silver, brass ant
other articles too numerous to. mention, adorl
those feminine head pieces, and contribute to the
demolition Of all preconceived notions and theories
concerning the practical outside adornment Of the
queens of creation.
The north wind continues to blow fresh, driving
away dull care and its darlisome array of clouds
from the unrufied brow of heaven, and the ladies
God bless them, can wear their bonnets in any
way and of any shape--can widen their skirts to a
still greater extent. They cannot help from being
the wisest, most divine and adorable beings which
could have been invented In the economy of Provi-
dence for the bliss and misery of man.
DEFINr1oN OF LAGER BEER.-A liquid whose full
pts vet beaD 10 cuff
cient for man to drink few glasses of it for him
to become profound politician, and to decide
finally upon peace, war, and the most vital inter-
ests Of nations. A great majority of our people
have never had any other political education.
The effects of lager are susceptible of singular
notifications.
Those who drink of it and play dominoes get to
be optinlists. They love the government, what
ever it may be, and approve of its acts, whatever
it may do. Those, the contrary, who swallow
their cup whilst playing billiards, inclined to-
wards ultra republican theories, and sometimes run
upon the verge of anarchy.
Our CONTRIBUTION Box-Wnat is the difference
between farmer and the mate of ship? The
farmer makes a pen with logs, and the mate makes
a log with pens.
What is the difference between the Emperor of
Russia and hop grower? One poles his hops
and the other whops his Poles.
"ny - d Hull ion' u P''"suae "'""9' " pi"'e
man? Because he has heart for every fate.
AN AxHr.1 Sr.rr.syTTbe loasl of tbo
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yearly statement after the manner OF insurance
companies, banking Institutions, charitable associ-
ations State and county ORGANIZATIONS.
ponnrt r,,,s
Peen asked to drink IL 30;
Drank IS93
hS9Iarea h; t, No Fe'f"e'' S
Invited to parties presenations receptions, ETC. etc
by people fishing foi pitls 1888
TGGR h3,, the , nhi, H. lin as
Threatemed to be whipped III
Been whipped 9
mmhdPPea md, @ tne 4eigr ti si'o" ~
Been promised bottles Of champagne whisky GIN bit.
ters rum boxes Of cigars etc. we would go after
~ a. t1o- 'i
Going again
Didn't know 200n0g
-, WV
| A MISSING EDIToR.-Ihe Waco, Texas, Register
| +brs obronioloo tLo lace oP ;ts o5top.
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mol Dy marriage, Not III anger, out III sadness.
tions hi, mild bluo owe hpam,nu with bone his
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voice Gheefly Thistllllg 1ahhee Gooale' ana III!
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