The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1866-08-03


too well known by all who have any knowledge
OF what is going on around them to be dis
puted. 1t is a weakness thOt Is well played on'
the desire to know the future. What bushing
young damse but wants the picture of the
future sharer of her Joys or would learn the
dear ones name? What youth but wants to
know the color OF his future mistress eye and
the shade of her hairY
MORE WONDERFUL WONDERS.
But listen. We have whole batch more of
these wonderful people. Here is one now; aud
who can resist opening the eyes in wonder tNat
such prodigy can live and breathe and have its
being in this wonderfully prosaic world OF ours?
We find it in literary pepper called a "maga
zine," that has got huge circulation among
the young ladies. 1t is too good to abridge
and we clip IL entire. Read ....
Rg- KNOW THY DEsTINY.-MADAME REMING-
TO, the renowned Astrologist, Ciarvoyant, aud
csse Of Re ud World has Eow Iocated hersef at
West Troy, N. Y. Madame Remington possesses such
mpart kn0edge q the sreatss Importance to the sin
marry ana BY the ard Of an Of intense power
lie Ike picture Of The future husband vile 81 the sp
eadiDs traits Of character etc THIS Is no hu@bus as
thousands of testimonials can assert. She will send,
the picture Is what IL puTpOrs 70 be- BY oslng
On AID q af an SSs Ot een as a
stamped envelope addressed 10 yourself you viii receive
tommunicatioHs sacrediy confdentiS XGdTess in con.
adence, Madame Gertrude Remington, P. o. Box 2s1,
Vest Troy, NY.
Don't the nerves tingle and the blood halt in
its circulation as we learn of the existence of
that fearful instrument of intense power
known as the Psychomotrope All these won
ders are Tor the mere pittance of tfty cents!
Truly, we are living in an age Of wonders.
Solomon did not know what he was saying when
he said there was nothing new under the sun"
And the dear good lady, she is not merely
"strictly confidential" !" but she is "s1credty" SO.
We think we see some of our readers feel in
their pockets for fifty cent "plaster," and rush
frantically around for pair of shears to sever
curly lock to send to the ''sacredly confidential"
Madame tmpore! mores!
We look a little further and 10 another
strange instrument Listen with batel breath
! to this:-
~ MONS. c. W. BRIGGS, The RENOWNED
French carvoyant and trace medium, celebrate the
especially in Europe can reveal the past present and
tuiure either and, With the aid the horIscop-
husband, date OF marriage, etc The applicant send
ing 50 cents and STAMPED envelope addressed to Your
sell will receive the desired information and the pic
be AdGTes. Mons G. ". Briggs, ?. O. drawer rs
| Albany, NY.
We tall to won 1ering over the exhaustless
| power OF invention, and when those remarkable
| Instruments were patented. Another thought
arises. Why do these men and women who are
so celebrated in Europe ever condescend to
| come to this benighted country? And, 'all the
| world over" too, is the great Monsieur cele.
| brated. Fourth OF July is nothing to him.
| What wild dances the Feejee chiefs must have
| copticon!" Imagine the tailed" men OF Burmad
| gazing, with awe in their hairy faces, at the
wonderful instrument or the wild astonishment
/ of the Australian bushmen. Mons Mons
truly you have
"Salled the seas over,
And crossed the wide ocean,"
and all to no purpose, other than to settle down
| in country village. and tell fortunes through
| the kind p. o. at fifty cents a head. Oh, lie!
We will hurriedly glance at few more of
| these public beneiactors. Here is one that is
| well headed:- .. .,.......,.... .........
| N9- WONDERFULLY sTRANGE-MADAME F..
Preston, Clarsovant Medium Ia elV returned from
oertec likeness OF your future husband we with
stances occupation Iul description date OF marriage
and other items of interest to you She produce
GheerluS refund the n money to ga any person dissatisfied
So CENT With PREPAID enVeope and yo viii hear ro@
| me by return mail. Address Madame Preston BOX
| 326 Brooklyn, Kings county N. Y.
| That Spanish horoscope" she alludes to so
| myster.ously is no doubt q wrinkle" We NAV
| see numerous other advertisements all pretty
| much to the same effect.
| Here is one that Is rather different. II is of
more scientific turn. The learned Master shows
the uninitiated how to do the little CO." And
all for no money - free, gratis, tor nothing.
Only send stamped envelope, ye despairing
ones who have been presented with mitten."
or have been ''jilted.n Read read We afflicted
| r3y@ PHYCoMETRIC FAsCINATIoN-A TREA-
se on ihS scsnc StbSd o gsnpS INV sae On
either sex, snt free on receipt OF stamped addressed
envelope AdSress PIoesSoT y Conrad faraday Master
By-the-way, we wonder where he got his
| diploma?
Casting our eyes over the same paper, we
start with feeling as if we had found an old
triend-the gipsies. Amt they wonderful
people? They are or have been lately III our
midst, and only see what power they possess
We need only append the iollowing:-
\ bzg@ HOW TO GET RICH. - NOTICE. THOSE
| Wishing to become rich. or succeed in any,hlng they
secret Charms. Thousands have done so ana now
rejoice. They cost out little aud 90 much gooi For
| to L. Mayo, BallstOn Spa, n. Y.
Our policemen in the Sixteenth District may
now rest easy All the rolls of greenbacks came
from a knowledge OF the "scven Secrets" We
wonder if the advertiser, E. T. Mayo, belongs to
that band. If so, he must be traitor to betray
his tribe. And all Tor one stamp. Oh ye bust
nasa men nlodding daily with Wearied hrain