New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1866-08-20
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topoftica desire fer to be perfane, but kernel the
devils to pay, an no pitch hot!
Tsut was excited. 1t struck me that possibly
he had compromised himself with whisky
demiiohn or cotton stealing operation. As both
matters are susceptible OF being "harmonized'
and adjusted, was very loquacious in my efforts
| to calm him,
Rein up, kernel-hole yer hosses-don't git
inter a hogst eff barril will hole yer, an let me
/ talk!
Member that gal with the chip hat an ribbons
an things an the white jacket an brass buttons
| yer seed me with at the lake an you sed how
'ain't yeu shamed Sut?n
| Well Kernel, hole yer breath an keep tight
puckerin' string an be burned respectable i'll yer
langwidge-fer that female IS my wife-I said ney
qoife!
| Gollyophious what mouthful!
Yes, sir that woman diddled me inter marryin'
Of her.
Member I tele you bout sanctifed white
choker- Yankee-chaplainc what had gopher
contract? Well, he found a hundred bales Con
federick cotton underneath rosebush in some
body's garden an' was to give me half eff could
t' work it through, . as Carondelet street says.
/ Well found Teller that's as good as physic at
workin' things. He nteruced me to all the big
sed to be good at workin' things
Uvry one he interjuced me too, he'd, aperiently,
cash-cash with 8 looseness.
l commun-ed with myself Got that from
2 Newman.) 1 commune led with myself, an won
2 der-ed an was amazed at the fushiness of the
chameleons what didn't do nothink AM prospered.
e seek-ed my friend an axed was thar showin'
fer gettin inter the political ring. He sed how
: the ring were not hugeifereus ring now-hits
a circle we're contracted, and numbered only the
faithful few in Louisiana, an the prospeck was hit
would pay bime by.
r Intercepted what was they faithful to, an
7 was hit lgion an Newman's meetins; notmuchly
D eff my friend was aware Of it. Hit was the niger
e an the almighty dollar in the extremity Of the
e extreme notions ginnerally known - (an' my
q friend coughed an sorter looked t'other way
81 when he said it)--ginnerally known ez radical
lie views.
as Hit was big swaler, kernel, but I come to
u Orleens for to make money. Thar's more patriots
v en- me has loated to Orleens on a likewise plat
n form, but most of 'em's dun TUX back seat
ar mongst the conservatives, an don't talk out in
e. meetin' ez loud ez they did when Ben was here.
10 Well thar want many of us, an twas said the
y tricks was fixed, the State war our'n, an bein'
e short division, hit was good aig.
4 Thar was the guv'ner, inordinate eagle,
a. pantin' after that stage Of fame some calls
d infamg- Thar was bob-tail major ginneral that
Sc don't know much more'n grape from canister.
e What he was arter, he don't know his self. Thar
IN was lawyers wantin' fat places an politicians
70 hankerin' after the blessed times of '33 am ga.
Thar was a lineal descendant of the Ticonde-
lie roga hero, and another Of Pocahontas's husband
n by private marriage, both from the rural, an
IS me from the city, with sprinklin' Of ditchers,
At contractors, and delegation from the lunadc
ot asylums-an we all had axes fer to grind.
,e Our convention revival was as promisin' spek-
lc ilation ez Newman's church pilgrimage to Wash
le ington, or the fsh-y administration Nv the True
is Delta.
1T weep to find its success ez easy ez maxim But
RS Ter honest, Banks virtuous Newman religious, or
re Wells an Cutler politicians.
ID Fer, oh kernel, the perlioe Orleens don't
al skeer wuth a red cent. Our trends didn't stand
ID up to u.s. Andy johnson is traitor Ehad. Stevens
in " eould't see it," an flew the track nv 'um
of lied bout the niggers bein organized to defend
IT, us, an our speck is furder up spout than brass
er watch at yer unkles."
W In the struggle we galliantly made, Mike Hahn,
10 the royal Cutler, Sut, AM another Niger hid Their
is selves underneath a tab The tabil's to be seen
to yit, an is proud tabil kin be, of heyn he'd
D. MIS- lalBS AROUND US
1T Cutler he adjourned to a chimbley and TUX quar-
tie tiers in the fust fue an was smoked out by the
al ordacous perlice, an his white close never wont
lr git clean no more.
Is Two of our noblest sperrits is in one of the CO.
" min Kingdoms, and ones gone to Washington to
rs find a balm for his. wounds. Another hez led
Of trumps by renouncin politics, another hezsod out
S. his law shop an fed to the bosom of Thaddeus an
G. the shadder of the wings of Sumner. Ticonderoga
We lodged the perlice an quit the town twixt two
" days, an Pocahontas's gran chile is missin'.
Y, We is scattered an humbled, an blessed is the
s. small fry like me an Newman what didn't show
is ourselves in any danger Outen the whole crowd,
is kernel tllar's only three of us ez has got COM
fortn thought to scratch his self with Fish amt
As got his face damaged, somebody's sont Molly
d. O'Connor goat, an I've got wife!
ID Tell you how hit come about:
lie Ny friend, he said how Orter be married; that
ID hit was good thing an highly respectful in hits
~ influence, an helped a teller amazingly to work
le things socially morally physically and politically
of He he'd tried it to considerable extent an knew.
cd he could help me to wife eff I sed the word
Sc an one he knew was good one in all respex.
IT. Well, he TUX me to meet her at brother New
to mans prayer meetin' whar the small fry Of the
he radicals most do eongregate. She war thar.
he Her face seemed distressingly familiar.
ly She TUX my elbow, an the street we shot down
ii. for to git to her roost were also not unbeknownst
O. to me. he'd performedn private theatrcals
OF in that street onst, in interestn' little drayma.
lie She looked bewitchingly like somebody ez had
ty tux part with me in the play. az a.gt5H
to was evidently radically mistooken "#
I'd She we're trainer Of the youthful mind bound
he in morocco. For pure luv of the down trodden''
nd (and seventy dollars month"; she teached the in
to FAINT Afrikns thar equality with white people.
nv Her breath smelt Of gin ez saluted her ruby
IN lips on partn', but she said it war the juniper
ID berry, which maidens of her sex an occupation in
G. Massachusetts,, used ez q tonic 81
i, She's an attachy Of the freedmens bureau-she
10 must be of the drawers of the bureau ledge
al from the way she drawed me in--an hits an
ID orJll thing she drawed me into eff you 'bIeeve
b. Sut! +.
al She got me inter the ring, an amt out yit, an
Ne no prospect, so fer as heerd from.
10 ION the jolly night of my union with Dorothy,
is bein' overcome by the iquorary congratulations
ST of my friends, an in order to soothe my feelins
,e an quietly contemplate the joys and blisses of