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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22
rOES DYspEpsTf cT,RE


Is rranted 10 do all we have caimed for it, and
W. will furnish You certificates of our best citizens
and cl.rgymen to back up our statement.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22
GOES DYSPEPSIA cLRE,!

!
Does cxhiliratc and excite the patient sufferer
like alcoholic Bitters and beverages all advertised
dyspepsia, but it is medicine wonderfully
iaptcd to all diseases of the stomach and bowels.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22

OE'SDYSPEPSI-f CURE,
Has equal in the worldas remedial agent There
is not preparation now known that is certain,
speedy. and infallibie in its action relieving and
ing at We say this positively.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22
Confectionery,

He also keeps coed stock Of Stationery, Note
Letter, Capand other Paper, Envelopes, Pens etc.
Ea- Remember the pIaee-0n door south Of the
A d. ROBINs0N.
Dodgeville. October 8, 1865 loft
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22

This Machine is constrG led on an entirely new
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able improvements having been examined Ivy the most
profound experts and pronounced to be SIifLiCiIY
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The FLOWING the principle objections urged
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!. ExcecsSivc labor to the /. Incapaciiy eve
operator ry lescriptigi Of ma
,. Liability TO set out of terial
order. ). Disagleealle III. d u n
,. Expense, trouble. an pleasant noise VI lille
loss OF time III relrtif- i'll operation.
Tie Euspias Seeing .Nac1ine Is E.e, mpfJfcm
all these Objectioas
1t has straight needle perpendicular actlon--ma
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Der.
Having neither CAM nor COG WHEEL. and tn
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mpaatcaliy
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1t requires FIFTY PER CENT. less power todr.ivo
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Its strength and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF
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We respectfully invite all those who may desire to
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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22
c0EnS nYSpEpcI4. CERE

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Is prepared by the originator ofthc justly celebra
ted Goes Cough Balsam. Mr.. Coo has prepared
medicin n article for public and general use but what
has stood the trongest tests and has always bore the
palm of victory every disease it has certified to
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22

Will you who arc suffering from Dyspepsia Tndiges
tien, Nausea Heartburn. Sick Headache, Cramps and
Pains in the Stomach and Bowels Acdty Of the Stom
ach morbus, Dysentery and General Debility
and weakness of the whole system-try but single
bottle, will ncyerurge You aagn if we fail in this
case, Our own knowledge of its merits the united tcs
imony of all who have tried it, the econums of
hundreds ofour own neghbors your duty TO yourself
and the beneficial result, certain the sunshine,
all earnestly, persistently You t" inst try
bottle. lfwhat say is not correct, flour statement
concerning its wonderful virtues not found to be
true if you do not say that the operation of the mcli
cine instantaneous and perfectly wonderful, will
ren0uhce our profession as caterers to the public
health and re- re from the field admittng that
incompetent to compound medicinal preparation
which would he entitled to your confidence.
Sod.by druggists everywhere. Price 81 per Bottle
81 Sold by Druggists Everywhere.
c. G. CLARK & CO.. Proprietors
New Haven. Conn.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22
COESDl,SPEFSI.4 CURE!

Is recommended by ALI. the leading physicians.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22
GOES DYSPEPSIA CUE
GOES DYSPEPSIA CURE,

Cures instantaneousy--a yon do not have to wait
week to efect.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22

In pointing out some OF the difficulties in
the way of the prosperity Of orr common
schools, would not forget to mention with
pleasure the growing interest manifested
by the public generally in the advancement
of the cause of education, and the apparent
willingness on the part of district officers
to remedy existing evils, and especially the
flonrishnr condition Of a majority of the
schools, through the labors ola noble band
of enterprising and faithful teachers. In
discharging the duties dcvolying upon ne,
most earnestly desire continuation OF
that hearty cooperation which have al
ready received from teachers, officers, and
all others interested in the elevation of our
common schools. Without such co-opera-
ton shall not be able to do the good |
would, and my labors viii be comparative
ly in vain. SAMUEL PARKS,
Aroca, March 90, 1866. Co. Sup't
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-03-22

1T is ALSO RECOMMENDED N CASES OF
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
The Ruling Passion Strong ih
- .r. Death. ..-....

We have read somewhere of a hard cast
whom his friends had tried every way to re-
claim from his confirmed habit Of drinking
AS last experiment they took him one
night, while dead drunk, and placed bin
away in coffin. In order to convince him
still stronger that he was dead and gone a
friend consented to disguise and stow him
self away in another coffin to watch the eff
feet, and carry out according to circumstan-
ces the serious joke.
Having got over his nap, the hero of the
story raised himself slowly in his coffin the
next merning and looked around with no lit
tie surprise. Seeing the other man in the
same fix, he shook his muddy head and rub.
bed his eyes and said:
Halo, stranger, can't you give ar
item?"
"You? why you're dead and buried"
"You don t say SO!
eyes, but you are. "
swell, you re in the same bad snap, ain
you?"
"Yes, / am, too"
"Poor fellowl Well, [ must have died
very sudden, anyhow. | was out on reg.
ular spree last night. ~" ia a.7
"Oh, me, you are mistaken. You have
been dead and buried three years"
'sIhe devil 1 have! Well, it don't seem
long to me. How long have you been here,
I'd like to know" N
'Five years. "si na way
"Five, ehl Well, as you have been here
longer than have, and know the place bet.
ter, just tell ME where can get a good gin
cock tail2' 1Hap ri s'
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
ESTABLISHED A, D. 1892 LLLZL1 L1aL9 CADIz

of Septimus. The proofs were positive
against him, and as Ae offered nothing in bis
own yindication, the Judge therefore, was
proceeding to doom him to most cruel and
ignominious death, when, as if Illuminated
from Heaven, he discovered, through all
his misery, the features, though dim with
sorrow, of his long lost, loved Alexander.
Its impossible TO describe his Joy and
his pain on this occasion; happy in once
more seeing the person he most loved on
earth, distressed at finding him in such cir,
cumstances Thus agitated by contending
passions, he flew from his tribunal, and
falling on the neck of his dear benetactor,
burst into an agony of distress.
The attention of the multitude was soon,
however, divided by an other object. The
robber who had been really guilty, was ap-
pretended selling his plunder, and struck
with panic, confessed his crime He was
brought bound to the same tribunal, and
acquitted every other person of any part
nership in his guilt. Need the sequel be
related? Alexander was acquitted, shared
the friendship and the honors of his friend
Septimus, lived afterwards in happiness
and ease, and it was engraved on his toomb
That no circumstances are so desperate
which Providence may not relieve"
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
A Stout Reply.

1t will not do for Christians to stand upon
ceremony in dealing with the devil. Since
the days of Job, and indeed of Adam and
Eve, he has been earth's meddler. Christ
treated him as such, and SO should we.
The Rev. J. p. Cook, of the French Wes-
leyan Conference, who seems q very hearty,
CHEEKY, Christian man, spoke recently at an
Illinois Sunday School anniversary, and with
other anecdotes, told one of little boy con-
verted, Of whom his minister asked, among
other questions; .......- ~,
Does not the devil tell you that you are
not Christian?
"Yes sometimes. " -s....
"Well, what do you say?"
II tell him." answered the boy, 'that
whether | am Christian or not, is none Of
his business" )" -
A stout reply; that has the fayorof Luth-
er's inkstand in it.
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
President Lincoln on Negro Suf-
frage. ..

The Cincinnati Enquirer on the 18th
inst, reproduced that portion of Mr.. Lin
coin speech delivered in this city in Octo-
Der, 1859, wherein he denied the Statenan' s
allegation that he had in his debate with
Senator Douglas in the memorable contest
Of the year preceding in Illinois, taken
ground in favor of Negro Suffrage. In his
Columbus speech, with directness and en-
phasis, Mr.. Lincoln said: -'
II am not or erer hare been, in tdror OF
making rioters or jurors Of negroes, nor Of
Qootyyiag them to hold office, o. mtern,atry
,oith The aohite people, and 1 actNsqy, IN ad-
dition to this, that there Is q physical differ
ence- beseeeen He Wjtite and bj1clc races qol,tcI
! belieUe, aotU forerer forbid the t,co races
Huing together on terms of social and political
equality And, iaaSna,,ch as they cannot so
ice, aOhile they doremain together there must
be the position of superior and inferior, and
l, as much as any other man, an, IN lacor
Of hauing the superior position assigned to
the aohtte race. ~.
Because President johnson makes his
administration conform to this view, he is
denounced as a traitor to the party that
elected him, and as being influenced by the
mean prejudices towards the Negroes, that
it is said is one of the besetting sins of the
poor Whites of the South. - Statesman.
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
A Good Maxim Is Never out of
4, '.fF SEASON. F. a,.##.-f g. ..

A bad workman quarrels with his tools,
A fat kitchen makes lean will. .sJ
A fool s bolt is soon shot. "D'. aHE 1Ea.
Better do it, than wish it done. a
Fall not out with friend for q triAe.
Every path hath puddle. "7 ~
A good word is as soon said as an i'll one.
All is not gain that goes into the purse.
The little pot is soon hot. g .f'.f sa~Dst
A little leak will sink great ship. s4a'
A small pack becomes small pedlar.
Catch bear, before you sell his skin.
Many 60 out for wool, and come home
shorn. .g
Gut your coat according to your cloth.
Don tmeasue other peoples corn by your
bushcl. E FH.ta W'.F'9 r3g
Empty vessels make the greatest sound.
He'll is paved with good intentions.
His tongues no SANDER. aa
If things were to be done twice, oil weuld
be wise. V.
Make not your sail too large for your
ship.
Nothing comes out Of the sack but what
was in it. ~'@4 ss tH ht8-&el
Stretch your legs according to the cover
let. ,t ...,t 10 a........
A happy heart makes blooming visage.
lit is not always the .heart!l
The mill cannot run with the water that
is past. @ s.a asi t t~e s,
Much prayer, but little devotion. ,
He that will cheat in play, will not be hon.
est in earnest. feg 7-ss ..ryess,s-
Never marry widow unless her first man
was Haugeu' gIo.t .a.. E,,.... a.. .r .... . t#,
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
The African verdict.

Alexander Of Macedonia once entered into
neighboring and wealthy province Of afri-
ca; the inhabitants came forth to meet him.
and brought him their robes filed with gnl-
den apples and fruits. Eat this fruit
among yourselves said Alexander-"I am
not come to see your wealth, but TO learn
your customs" They then conducted him
to the market where their king administered
justice.
A citizen just then came before him and
said: Il bought of this man, oh king, 6
sack full of chaff and have found in it Sc
cret treasure. The chaff is mine, but not
the gold; and this man will not take it again,
Command him, oh king, that be receive it.
for it is his own i"
And his antagonist, citizen also of the
place, answered: r---...,- Co.
Thou fearest to retain anything unjust
ly, and should not [ also fear TO receive such
thing from thee? | have sold thee the
sack with all that was in it. Keep it, for il
is thine. Command him, oh kingl'
The king inquired of the first one, if he
had son. He answered, Yes" He in
quired of the other if he had a daughter,
and the same answer, eyes, was returned.
'Weh, then, said the king, "you:are both
just Ineh; marry your cni0Ten 10 edCn Otner
and give them the discovered treasure as a
marriage portion. That is my verdict"
Alexander was astonished when he heard
this decision. ' u NJ
Have judged unjustly," said the king
ofthis remote country, that thou art thus
astonished?''
mot at all, answered Alexander; but in
our country they would have judged far
otherwise" .'.... ...
And how would they have judged?" in
quired the African king.
Both parties would have lost their
heads, answered Alexander, "and their
treasure would have fallen into the hands of
the king"
Then the king clasped his hands togeth-
er, and said, Does the sun then shine upon
ycu? And do the heavens still shower their
rain upon you?'' .... ....... ...... ..... a..
Alexander replied, eyes"
1t must then be-" continued the king
''for the sake of the innocent beasts which
live in your country; for upon such men
no sun should shine and no rain should
fall" r.r-... ~, 80
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
A Strange EnfatuatiOn.

The Kittanning Free Press says that for
some years past family named Dunmire,
consisting of the fatherand three daughters,
have resided in cave on the bank Iof the
kiskimintas river near the town of Apollo,
in sort Of semibarbaric life. They would
not labor, but, dressed in rags, and wallow-
ing in filth, they managed to secure a sub
sistence in a variety Of modes, suitable to
their debased and half civilized tastes. At
one time some Of the humanely disposed
people Of the locality of their abode, taking
compassion upon the abandoned life they
were leading, prevailed upon the girls to 60
among them as "help," but no sooner did a
favorable opportunity present itself than
they fled to their cave. No inducement
would prevail to cause them to abandon their
mode of life. A short time ago the father
died in the cave, and the fact becoming
known, the people in the neighborhood had
him buried. The girls were arrested and
lodged in jail of Armstrong county upon a
charge OF vagrancy, where they still re-
main.
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25

THE MYSTERIES OF PADDING The New
York correspondent of the Boston Hocellcr
refers to the mysteries of padding as prac-
ticed in that city at the present time. Pad
ding as business, or an art, had its origin,
he says, in the skating season, SO favorable
for the display OF the fascinations of female
pedestrians. 1t was found exceedingly pro-,
ftable, it is said, particularly that branch Of
it which has taken the direction Of false
calves" Says the writer from whom we
obtain all this interesting information:--
"Nice young gentlemen who would blush
to be seen planting potatoes on their old
fathers farms, stand behind the counters,
and with becoming sweetness sell pads tothe
ladiesl Then, too, both sexes are supplied
with pads for their cheeks, that the pinch
ings Of poverty, disease and age may the
better be concealed from all inquisitiye pub
lic Add to these the long established aids
to female attractions. and what, your hum-
bio sereant blushingly inquiries, ahdt istherf
left for nature to be responsible for2" ss 4,q
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
wit and Hun,of.,

a man that can be hattered is not feces:
sarily fool but you can always make one Of
him.
An exchange says: SIT is better TO love 4
person you cannot marry, than to marry d
person you cannot love- This is short
text for lone, sermon, which human exBef.
ience will continue to preach until the isst
syllable of recorded time"
There is no such thing as an easy chaif
for discohtehted man. ga
Gail Hamilton says IL is ''dfeSdfut id
dorsement Of a man to marry him." These
indorses, somehow, seems to admire the fss
sronsibiity very generally, though. Theyf
one and all, want to be known as accepting
some mans notes. X
Censure is the tax man pays TO the pub
lie for being eminent. 70
He is the best accountant who cafi cast ttt5
correctly the sum of his Own errors
Where can the most miserable find sytis
pathy? In the Dictionary. IT'D
The only crowd printer can endure with
anything like patience, is a crowd OF adycra
tisements, OF crowd Of delinquents calling
to foot up their bills. z. @A y -
A cooper who was in need Of hoop poles
bcset farmer to furnish him with some
"Where' Il I get emf" questioned the naafi.
Anywhere; steal EN- if you can't do bet.
ter" The hoop poles we're furnished aud
paid for, when the cooper happened to in
quire of the seller where he got thefn.--4
Stole 'em, as you told me to-" was the
answer. Where did yot steal emf
''Oh, up in your woods, returned the man,
jingling bis profits. "G
IF I ain not hons from the party tos
night at ten o'clock, said husband to his
better half, don't wait for me.'' THAT [
won't replied the lady significantly, ''bts
I'll come for you." The gentleman return
ed at ten o'clock precisely,
Daniel Webster used to say that the word
ioould, in Rufus Choates hand writing res
sembles small gridiron struck by light.
ming. rs
The other day gentleman asked otfe of
his neighbors what was his age? II am not
certain, replied he 81 am either 50 OF
6S.'' ''Wby, not know your own sge7'--s
mo sir, replied the farmer, Il count,
my money my income and my cattle; but Of
my years keep no reckoning, becatise am
we'll convinced that shall lose none ofthetn
and that nobody will rob me of them"
Josh Billings says of friends: II got fnlte
and managed to keep thefn by not asking
them for anything but advice; you can't ash
anything of man that he loves to givd
more, and costs him less than advice" a
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25
Andrew Johnson ON the SituaA
GiOn. ' "-

''THE UNION PARTY is NOT THE
PARTY OF THE RADICALSv'--A
dra0 johnson, March %, 1866. 20,
IL is true 1 stated that; THAT what bat
ties he fought would be within the Union
party;) Jm seien I SAID he Union party,
] DID NOT MEAN THE MEN WHO
ARE ENDEAV ORING TO BREAK UP
THIS UNION, BUT THE MEN WHO
STAND BY MEl"-AndreD johnson,
March %, 1866. .y
II believe the maintainence Of this Union
depends upon the policy | have indicated to
Congress, AND THOSE WHO SUSTAIN THAT
POLICY ARE MY FRIENDS, AND THOSE WHO
OPPOSE THAT POLICY [ CERTAINLY
HAVE NO DESIRE TO SEE ELECTED
no ANY OFFICEV'-Andre,o Johnson,
March %, 1866. I..,
The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1866-04-25

A VERY Curious INCIDENT. The Baton
Rouge 1drocute relates the following strange
incident Of the fight at Port Hudson:
That our fire was not without effect was
evident from the manner in which their bat
teries kept shifting position. On one occas-
ion this change OF quarters was brought
about by themselves in rather an unusual
manner. CAPTAIN Coffin having received in
structions to be very economical in the use
of bis ammunition, had loaded and aimed
his 24-pound gun, and, leaving it to wait
for the enemy to show themselves, he SAT
down behind the parapet and became en-
gagged in conversation with some other Off
GERS. Suddenly he heard the report of his
guns discharge, and looking up with some
anger, called out to know who had discharg-
ed that gum, supposing that his gunner had
touched her off without waiting for Or
ders.
He saw, from the recoil of the gun, and
from the smoke lowering over the vent, that
the gun had been fired, and yet the slow.
match was quietly burning in its position,
and not man was standing in the battery
Just then an officer of light artillery, who
had observed the whole affair, called out to
Captain Coffin that the enemy had fired his
gun. On examination it proved to be so.
A Parrott shell, or shot had come right over
the gun and grazed it on the upper part of
the scratch. The friction which this pro-
dueed had been sufficient to ignite the prim-
ing powder at the vent, and had discharged
the piece. 1t now appears that the projec-
tile could rot have bee nthrown truer than
it was, making is way directly into the bat
terry from which the shot had come, and the
Federal gunners, probably supposing that
we had got exact range, and intended open
ing upon them, limbered up, and speedily
changed their locality ,n.