The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-07-27
Oh'oo, Southwest corner of Public Square.
FURNISHED EVERY fBiDAY MORNING
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From the Atlanta Eral
SCANDALOUS.

tFr6m the Atlanta Ea1
t.''tNi' SCANDALOUS.
.- We iurn tlie nuihut Of thc following dog.
rcrcl over to the wishes Of the ludies. @ We
nuke no uppocgiss for him, as he has neither
youth nor ago 10 recommend him TO clcmcncy,
We have repeon 10 bclicSa that tharact Of bis
wps ,.e result Of mature dgiheratiVn, Heat
Yhat he has 10 saS;aor1o ,.o a.s .a..
Asloug the street J bmndorcd,
Much maryclcd tpucb wondered,
''i seeing sights dud things That mortal ''
fl fra Never saw or dreamed botorc
On the pavement came a mppius ....
As Of footballs gently tapping,
Aud heard amuslih- narping,
which my eyes would foin explore.
e'Tis somo fciuulc,' thln muttcrcd-
had seen Tic thing hcrcto--
only this and nothing more.
Came This female swtcwrirg by me
.... Ftaiiug the should chance fly me,
Suddenly stepped iulON .t.t f.r..
Friendly, waiting, open door;
Thence { saw The lovely maiden
Being irom some distant Aidccn-
IN pcrluned and dry goods adcu
Pass mc and go ON before,
Nought had TO do but FOLLOW
.. And note down the d,oss she wore
rt Twas u mystery to explore.
Ana fouud-by close inspection
That her naughty, upper section,
Something chance had called bonncii
ON its pcriculnium wore
Ind her breast was hcayiug slowly,
Meath garment fashioned owy, .
... Aud know the movement wholly,
had never seen before,
For kpcw twas patent hcaycr5'
That this radiant maiden wore,
Only these aud nothing more.
And her checks were fun aud rosy
could tell you, inter Hoy,a
Secret that a druggist told mo
or The color that She wore
Dol. Yet lcr checks were very pleasing,
but lcr look at ne was lrccalug,
.. Aud sLGshowcd u sign OF sneeaing,
As she swept along bclorci
And Sic sutczcd pair Of "plumpcr,'
T. Out at least yardboforc. .H.
.s Only this and nothing more.
Then noticed an uncertain
SOW. Lifting of the muslin eIi tain,
. That her feet had denly hidden .
FtOm my Grant eyes DclulCi.
with each lift canc desire
.,r That twould lit little higher,
i. And at last II did aspire .... .
Higher than I'd seen before,
And knew il was a"tiltcr"
That This sainily maiden wore5,Hn;1 l'
Just agtilter'-nothing more. "a.
And the tiliing and the rocking
.' Up and down the splendid stocking
. Gathered by blush ribbon,
That CHANGED 10 see she wore,
Showed nc twas a sight for weeping,
That pair Of calves were creeping
out of plocoas she was sweeping
Like stately queen before;
Calves that she had lately purchased
From fancy dry goods sioo,
Patent oB-and not raU ch more.
And tie 1utterng aud the iaprihs
OF the maidcu's gaudy trapping
Showed me sights that never luprtal
Eye had dared to see lciore;
SIGHTS revealed by every lifting,
f. OF the folds Of muslin drifting,
Round her, which the winds were shifting
Eyo.ward, higher, moro aud morc,-
sights that to mortal vision
Mover were revealed before,
Nanl,css here forever more.
Aud willie thus her rigging illttcrcd
Much wandered, and mulelcl
, Aud you call this thing woman
That il trouncing on beforci
She, the bruzon doll Of fashion,
H Wrapped IN Que tremendous passion,
Sunkeu from her noble station
TO the the thing that goes hciorei
Oh that ever mortal VISION
81 ould such mystery "@.c,'
This m,lcrgd, nothing m9rc,
AZ ~ ,houthr came o'cr me gushing
800 i'Whei has gone tle art OF burhhg o.
That we loved IN wife oI maiden
In the sanity days of yore"
Call me, Il you win, mciyl, ''
While ramo hcr'thiug of evil
4. And wish the very deuce .|.."
Had TIC toggcry she wore,
And again size were armyed in
Dresses liEc her mother wore,
.|.. Vanished now forever more.
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