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The day book. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 1857-1867, 1866-06-15

THANKs.-We are indebted to VIM Rufus
Page, Esq, of Constantinople, for a number
of the Levant Herald.
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MAYORS CouRr-Norf oH.--His Honor w. W.
Lamb, presiding-June 18th, 1866:
Thomas Smith, negro, was arrested on suspi-
eion of theft; committed. H
Robert Short, deserter from the United States
ship New Hampshire, was arrested by the watch.
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LET Docs DELIGHT TO BARK AND Brig
"Why is it, my son, said a reflective mother,
''that the city authorities are apparently 50
opposed to muzzling the dogs?" "Why, Of
course" replied young hopeful, because ii is
their dogma" ss so
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DoG-NAUTIoAL.-Why is man who adj
vocates the muzzle, and seaman who goes
on duty from 4 to P. NJ, alike? 9ss
Because both keep dog watch 49,
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MAYORS CoURr-Porssmomh- His Honor Jas
c. White, presiding-June 18th, 1866.
Only two civil cases of no public interest before
his Honor to- ay.
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Doc Observation-Disclosures may one be
said to have become quite tired Or fatigued
with his subject?
When he has become dog-w weary.
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This is lesson to those reckless boys, who
thus carelessly expose themselves, swimming
at the foot of our wharves ~ - r.
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CHARLEY Brown was shot last evening
through the side, the ball coming out from
bis back. The affair happened near the New
Wesley Chapel, and the shot was fired by a
negro. A similar affair occurred near the
corner of Effingham and County streets A
negro man and woman were passing along in
that vicinity, when man, said to be in mill
tary uniform, shot the negro woman through
the shoulder. The negro man was slightly
wounded in the head. After diligent in
quiry no further particulars could be learned
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DIED,

DIED, nl.~tl
Very suddenly on Sunday, June 10th, Mrs.
SARAH A. FANSHAW, wife Of Israel Fanshaw,
of Princess Anne County. 4tI., +4,;+ .g t
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
NOTICE.

NOl1CE. r & tu rftr
A N ELECTION WILL BE HELD
N ut the Court House in Jefferson Ward, and
the City Hall in jackson Ward. in the City of
Portsmouth on the last Saturday in June inst,
for Judge of the Hastings Court for the City of
Portsmouth
COMMISSIONERS. g. ~ 4
JACKSON WARD. oIt..
Joseph Bourke. James T. Davidson,
Joseph n. Miles. D. D, Fiske,
Thos. Scott
Conductor.-H. Mathews.
JEFFERSON WARD, iatftsa p.
Jehn Emerson, David Griffith, .' '.4'
WIN. Knott, John E. Deans,
Joseph A. Bilisolly. d,
:, Conductor.-W G. Maupin. =
" 20. CASSELL,
junl4 -t3Cju C. C.
T. T. CHOPPER, a.n. .f-8 81. ~
rs A CANDIDATE s'tl
FOR THE OFFICE OF
CITY ATTORNEY, .y
And will be supported at the ensuing election by
junl5-tde lic tst. MANY VOTERS.
.EOR SALE. ." ''""''
A LARGE SMOKE HOUSE,
NEARLY NEW. .li... ,i.-.5y4. 19.ag.
4 Enquire at No, 81 Duke street. ~
junl5-lw ,"ts +d''i" 49, r "a
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ON SATURDAY, the 10th June, we
~ we will sell at public auction, at Higginss
wharf in the City of Norfolk, the
SCHOONER LADY ANTRIM,
which measures 50 32-1O0 Tons and is COMPARE
lively new and in good order.
Terms Cash-Sale at IL O'Clock Ia.
By order of the Trustee.
LEIGH BROS. & PHELPS,
may3l Auctioneers
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LETTER FROM CHARLES REID Eso.-We
cheerfully give place to the subjoined letter,
which, we think fully explains the character
of the nuisance which the Councils abated-
and which, we submit, under the circumstan-
ces should have been removed. We are glad
that our reference has elected the explana-
ton and the concluding suggestion Of the
letter covers the whole ground
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AUCTION SALES.
BY LEIGH BROS. g. PHELPS.
No. 5 Commercial Roc.

TRUSTEES SALE OF SCHOONER
- LADY ANTRIM.
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NORFOLK, June 10TH 1866.
Messrs. Editors.-In your paper of yester-
day, speaking Of "the pump at the corner of
East and Main streets you say the Vice
President of the Common Council represented
it as a nuisance, but you do not know the
character of the nuisance | will try to tell
you. The pump is not upon East street,
though not very far from it but it is upon
Main street Immediately in front of the main
entrance to my dwelling house. The water
is used principally by hackmen, truckmen,
cartmen, &C., in watering their horses, and
often to wash the feet of their horses, as also
the wheels OF their vehicles, keeping the pave
ment wet for many yards around in which
they are aided by idle boys who congregace
there to amuse themselves in pumping and
scattering the water upon my pavement and
steps, then running up the steps which they
keep dirty nearly all the time. Now if you
were situated as am and did not consider it
nuisance, what would you consider it The
water is not fl for drinking, and the less Of it
that is used in that way, the better for the
people. | have large cistern in my yard,
the gate is open from early dawn to late at
night, and no one is denied drinking water,
but many of my neighbors use it freely.
There was a pump in that well when
built my house, but application to the Coun-
ellis, who appointed committee to investi-
gaze it, caused its removal in 1850; aud there
was no pump there for fifteen years, until the
Pump Committee of the present Council
placed one there. Immediately applied to
the Councils for its removal, which they
promptly ordered, provided the people of the
neighborhood acquiesced All the residents
upon Main street, from the old Court House
lot to the Draw Bridge, with the exception of
but two persons, signed petition asking the
Councils to remove it. The Councils granted
the petition of the neighbors to remove the
pump again; and there has been more COM
plant in the papers within the last few days
than | heard or saw during the preceding
fifteen years, when there was nc pump in the
we'll
The residents on Main street, the real
neighbors. desire the removal of the pump
If persons on other streets desire water, let
pump be placed where it will be more con-
venient to them, and less Objectionable to
others, who are grievously annoyed by it.
Very respectfully,
isol CHARLES REID.
To the Editors of the Norfolk DAY Book.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

Archbishop Usher computed that
the earth was called into being on
Sunday, 23d of October, 8 964 ! years
ago, and was completed in its orpani.
ration on the Friday following. Mr..
Phillips, the Professor of Geology at
Oxford, infers from the rate at which
sediment is now deposited in different
water, that tho beds of coal, sandstone.
shale, and ironstone in South Wales
occupied five hundred thousand years
in their accumulation; and applying
the same data on a larger seaia;- he
says,"We have etheealculated antiquity.
Of the base of the stratifed rocks 95,y
904s0OO years,Tpnl b8Hcl hsre eyea
3 All these stratas, except tho very
lowesti are replete with fospils, which
were at first held, to DO curious sperts
of nature, but, after accurate research,
are now recognized as Yestiges Of the
innumerableg vegetable and animal
tribes which occupied land sn& water
during the protrsoted term Of their
preparation for the abode, Of man.
New relics Of previously unknown
species are almost daily discovered,
and the whole are so scientifically clas.
sed and arranged that the natufe and
habits, Of these mostly extinct races are
as clearly disoernible as If they wesr-.
now living and moving before ~ =
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

Tom Hughes thus disco 1rses Of the
summer routine Of English fashiona-
bies. = eN 3 NsioW 'n2i~lsio iaal aai
Haordinarily, the manner Of life IL
soinew hat In this wise. Breakfast from
nine TO ten, the guests dropping down
and grouping themselves as they
please, generally at thnes orfomldifFer-
ent tables. AT halfpnst ten or eleven
the shooting and fishing parties start,
or the cricket match begins; in the
meantime the men stroll about the
grounds with cigar, or visit the sta
bles and the kennels, or join the ladies,
who draw, or work, or read the pa
pers, or gossip in tho draying-rooms
or on the carpets and cushions on the
lawn, under lime or chestnut trees, if
the day is warm enough. Then cro-
quet parties are genterally going lazily
and firtingly,until the next general
gathering at two, for luncheon, ! q meal
which the sportsman, however, takes
under hedge or behind q hay7staok.
Afterward the ladies drive on ride, or
continue - oroquet with such of the
men as eschew shooting, until between
five and six, when there is tea for those
who like il, in the house or on the
lawnan Probably the sportsman win be
homo before the pleasant loiterings Of
tea is over, and by this time morning
papers have ARRIVED, and perhaps
some now guest, and there lis a talk OF
anything that has happened in politics
or society Dinner at eight, or thero-
about, and afterward, in some houses,
you viii have. music, in others cards, in
others, dancing, until the ladies Like to
retire. Then the men adjourn to the
billiard-room, cigars and seltzer-water,
mixed with more or less sherry or
spirits, Billiards lasts as long as any
one likes to play, every man dropping
off at his own time" ,,.g - '.'1 '-l1
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12
John Nforrissey..i

The New York Citizen gives this
grapic picture of John Morrissey: ii
,unDressed in irreproachebls black, and
with asolitary diamond in his'spotless
shif-f front, half as big as a pullet's egg,
here comes the sinewy gladiator whose
Inspirations for Congress arenow throw
ing all the circles OF exclusives "respec-
liability into, fits of the eonniptions.
IHeis honey and masculaF, with, heavy
masaes Of eFisply. curling black hair, a
black beard perfumed' glistening, eyes
Of clear haze, q, mottlsd II with black
spots like the egg of an English thrush,
q complexion .ofnoNcellent, freshness,
the whiteiteeth of an Irish wolf-hound,
and nose once shapely and straight,
but now bearing some eontortod evil
dence Of early battles, AS he walks,
we observe that he possesses the grace
which comes from perfect health 3 and
when he speaks, the words rumble in
the throat of this ,hoarse-voieed Spart-
acus like the echo Of distant thunders
in the Catskih Mountains, IN ora bs'
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12
OCEORER.
,0b0A-
BY AMELiA LAscAsTER.

rsYsean- -hear tho wild rain sobbing
f'~~over eptumn's buried Aowes,
That It nursed with soft caresses
Insweet ApriFs golden hours;. 4
We can Near itsisad .lamehting u y
Where the struggling forests wave,
Scattering down their dappled leaflets F,Tg
Over each wild Howerets grave-sb ~.
While the fairy wind, with whispers,
Spreads the pail and smooths tho sbroud /;
As with mental anguish bowed >
All tho trees, with ghostly signing,
Wave their brqnchesto putiIfro;
While hsieases dropin the hollow,
Fluttoring, dancing, as they go,
and the strcaua, which inthe summer
Ran, low watUling, from the plain,
Choaked with leaflets, rainbow-t tinted,
80 Means and gurgles as with pain,
- DroPpihs through the clustering yinewreat
With a murmur sad and low.
On the brilliant, glowing mosses,
sCAstihe ioamIil ilse eakes ofSho~,lb
While the shining, golden jewels
From the forests kingly crown,
Fall To wreath the dying daisies
n "a Aud the mosses growing brown, i-5
Like thousand painted swallows
Sail the leaves Ger hill and plain,
Lighting in the glowing stubblo
OF the autumn's golden grain.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12
Dap. .Rice,s elephant ON . Tlal1.

The Utica Observer saya:- -.
elephsnt attached to..Den
Rice's Circus, that exhibited at Utica
last Saturday. concluded 10 60 on araid
last night, Hisgkeeper confined him
in the tent, on The commons, back the
reservoir, for tbe,hight, dthen think
iSg his charge wopld behave, went 10
his hotel. In the middle Of the night
the police at the station-house were
aroused by a man rushing in so excit-
ed that he, could. hardly speak. He
declared that Che wild beasts had bro
ken loose, and that, headed By the ele~
phant, they had made an attack on
Corn Hill; and that the citizens ofthat
'localpty were fleeing wildly for their
lives, and that he had barely escaped
tolteil the talefi i''thl -'iit on itd
selThe driver Of his aelephantship was
aroused, and, on proceeding to the
scene of action, the elephant was found
in o garden, corner Of Steuben and
Eagle streets, munchipg cabbage, turn
ips, and other garden sass. Somebody
who watched his motions says fences
were no protection at all He would
quietly pick up length Of fence and
lay 1T 70 one side, and then clay into"
the coveted cabbages. In short time
the contents OF thfce gardens had been
disposed of and he was looking about
for rsmore provisions, when the keeper
arrived and relieved the anxiety Of the
inhabitants of that locality. 80
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12
Peace lConn,nrn. nMnro.

p tits universally believed that Louis Napo.
loon,s inclinntions lean to war, for the presumed
purpose of checking Prussian pride and terrific
rial laggrandizementi and cit is also gonsrally
understood that these inelinatOns are held in
abeyancesolsly by the peaceful inteseats Of the
projected Great Exhibition Of next year in Paris.
So, for the frsttimel in history, an impsriAland
despotic' will for war is fettered blythe eoncsn-
trated arts Of peecej and wo may dedues from
thence the hope, that all the really great inter-
ests Of mankind will yet be 50 antitheticaliy al
war with war itself that the latter can only oc-
cur BY accident. This age is particularly rich
IN the poblest fruits Of . refned civilization,
and one Of it's grandest promises is. that strife
between natiopg may, ultimately become next
to imP0ssible,--lF. Y. Mercury. Z, --f
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

/, RyEsIso AccoUsrs.-The valet Of a man Of
fashion could get no money from him, and
therefore told him that he should seek another
master, and begged he would pay him the ar
rears Of his wages. The. gentleman, who liked
his servant, and was desirous Or Keeping him,
said: 90 T"Yfi pi1OW fGdf 90 nIrI =.
/ icTfue, am in your debt, bat your wages are
running on.o' mpn . 1di bosr r9ed f0g u
..rhat's the very thing !" answered the valet,
M am afraid they are running 20 fast, that /
shall n4ver catch them" 5dl 81 nnif D.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12
A Hat Full of Beans

"Who is Squire Bligh2" 1 asked.
"Who was Squire Bligh, you mean?"
returned my friend. "Sit down, and
will tell you the story"
So ] sat down, and he told me aB
~ follows: and have been thinking oft
ever eince, and weaving it into my
thoughts with the memory OF those
tiny children intent upon their
rIparye lous. picture books, -. a,
I'll nigh sSrty yssfs 10, ,thete Bes a
widow living in this place who had an
only son named Jack"
"Yes," | interrupted; "and no was
an idle good -for-nothing lad, always IN
mischief, and an anxiety to his moth
er." 4
"Who told you SOP" asked my
~ mo one, said /; Ego on With the
story" !,
"He went on doing little or nothing,
~ untilhe was 10 greatT fellow of,iseRen-
teen or eighteen, his chief work being
TO take the horses down to water fol-.
the farmers round-this he did not
object to, as he could ride down to the
river and ride up again. One evening
in as usual, when, as he passed GER
tain stile, he heard some one call 70
him
"Jackp
"Here be-" said Jack, stopping the
gTstprses, andlqolsing irratlie direction
ffoni whence the Voice ecafne. @'sTfoy l''
he calculated, IN tone of astonishment
and,gratifcatiop, as, his,eye fell upon
the neat little figure Of the girl who
had been taken to help in the dairy.
"What be you doing here Neliy?p 81
"'Waiting to see you, jack
"That's Kind at any rate, and it's
notmany Yauld do it; But I'm peler-
askIdWbIls and no one need tfolIbe about
me- said he, somewhat bitterly.
"'Thats just what l came to tell
you, returned the little maiden.
ya5 !" tThen you don't care about me2
said he, with alittle yexation in his
tone. 81,
Scare why should /, for lazy fell
low like your | should think not
asIgE But you might Nelly,.a a,a, =
',s-" Might, indeed I mfghtn't do any
thing of the sort, At any rate, ]
don't. n
9f'Then what did, you come here
,fOrfo 20 rillsk3 ~
TO tell you you ought to be aSham-
Cd Of yourself
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

iiPoIsoNoUs GoLoR IN LADIES DREssRs.
-"Itmay be interesting to spne oof
our readers (says, Land and Water
stos know that the new green, so fash
ionable for lladiesbdressess is just as
dangerous in its nature as the green
wall paper aboutswhieh so much was
written some time since. IL is pre-
pared with p large quantity Of arsenic;
andalwe have been assured by ysseveral
Of the leading pdfessamal1ers that the
work.womep employed III making
dresses of this. color are seriously af-
fected with all the symptoms Of siseni-
cal poison"
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

Os~"Ahs ~ lI iN~ fIErIra
hi3Many lesphayei been constructed
forthoDaNOwed porposs, Of enabling
thoss who travel, with the current of
truelOveto sail smoethlys but asnyet
these bayeIalll proved failures, and we
can scarcely recommend the following
Iralss es faeilitatingor feliOitating ;,isd
lsiC0urtin' liza thing, that everybody
abuv the innocent age Of ten noze sum
thin about 1t is the fust thing a gal
thinks about when she gifts frock on
that hooks Up before; and the fust
thing d ifeller tiihksov when he gets
on aiong tail coat. lin consideration
oy the ahuv faelsss ! have KUN 70 the
konklusion that viii Civ sum rules
and instructions fur the gidehce Of
young and innocent chaps M tho de-
hgtefut bizness of eourtinisa fnfa rni !
81 Plase aux dame frsteieLadies, when
you full inluyowith q feller, SO by the
follOwin1 rules, viz F'yl
lily. Don't look at him in niheetin'
more an twice a;minita9dI .e2nH1I 4
2ly. Don't look in the llookin' glass
whom you expect him more, than fifteen
timesTit's bad on The eyes,
3ly. BE sure and hav on a waterfall,
II it takes all The Old rags in the house
tn rnaHeltgn Ifdyou shaven't got rag Q
enuf fiihqp with corn ,cobbsnol sdr
Don't blush if i he, tells you
he lgys youiS If you do, he'll think You
paint; but Just tell him tn 'sgit outi"1
- 5ly. Don't exchange rings and foteA
grafismorelthan eight times in mite !;
seven time ought " bee sufficient, "a
Uo6lyr When he "popps the question, ?
jist look up in hiz eyes like you wanted
ttl, and then Kinder didn't ;sthenn cay,
with az sweet a smile az you can put on,
and tho faintest blush possible, "pmin
by jingo.ioa m1oh 5dI rojr.f,r.y
Now gentlemen, I'LL attend tn yu. 4
lily, When you fall III luv, with a gal
fur the fust time, raiz a mustdsh, IF you
hay tu put a mustard plaster on your
hpitu draw it OUT saos149 H33IGqy4s .
2ly. Before startin' tn Gee her, greese
your boots with good hogs lard and
your hair with beef s-foot lie. -
3ly. Make the old man and old wo-
man go tu bed, III you hav tu Civ 'em
clorifoorm todu it, if theywon't gofur
that, try ratsbaneoy 5s ogivisa-, 7.o,.
Ally. Never tell gal that you are moi
gud enuf fur her. I dun that wunce
and shethotl IL was so, and wouldn't
hav anything more tn du with me
1t sia,fbad plan IN tell . gal tus Otter
that-shels pooty--it makes 'em vane.
r, Sly. Don't kiss her more than wunc,
a mint when you're sittin' up with hel
its bad fur the stummik. q sEss1nF (
ii6ly. Ifyou hava rivel hoo persists
in stain az longs you, pull off your
boots and take the rockin' chair,
7ly, If'ypu fallo1t with the gal, send
her fourteen pieces ov poetry, a black
ring, and brass brespin; andaif she
don't make mp fur that, you ma put
yourself down FUR q gone sucker, n
Sly, and lastly. If she sez yes when
you pop the question, immegiately put
your arms round her, and KISS her till
she turns pail; lfshe SEE no, go home
andtake a blue pillTIts sure kurea
bmif l9oi1idi To 5gls67T oNookNlEs's ~ -,
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

ga wear passed ayavs anqpo tldings
Game Of him. AThen another, and the
two, women did not talk 30 much now,
but they satquitely at their work when.
Nell could spare time. from the dairy,
and IL Was d consolation to them to be
togethor;E RE N6A H
"At the-beginniHg ofthe next year
Nelly was summoned to her home in a
aistant eQuntyOyI Her (motherlvas dy;;
ing, and as she did not come back the
Widow Bligh was left TO bear her
trouble alone; and through the spring
and into the summer she watched, and
Watched. and every mornihg as she
opened her shutters and let inthe days
light, she wondered whether that day
we Vla brhg her son homo aud every
dVehing as Che daylight fidcd liway
she said, 'He may come to -morrow.'
aeAihd'at lehglYth the tomorrow came
and a handsome sailor walked up the
lYilIage street. into lhismotharsoQttage;
and soon the news spread abroad that
Jack BGgh had come home with bags
ofgolden guiDeas.aieit taa 20
"But this was not, /of course, true.
The first person that Jack asked after
was Nelly Giles; but he could hear
nothing of her.
,sttsNeverTmind her, yRek,b said the
widow, who was quite content, now
that she hadiher son, and indeed did
not care much for rival, she's not
worth thinking of.'2gl.i,sna W ym 70 se
sBut Jack was not of his mothers
opinion, and he was scarcely SORRY. to
go away again, for the old place SEEM
ed very dreary without Nelly. ltl
This time he was able to write to
| HIS pother Locoayiopallyt for he had
brushed up his writing, and it waspa
proud day for tho widow when, the
sehoolmaster came in to read her sons
letters.
| EA second time JaeIa BlIgh came
Rome; andthis time.a Hired 6carriage,
ladeu. With boxes aud packages, stop
/ ped attbe widows hoSE J6r g1esk was
prospering. ~
NlBnt nothing Had been heard Of
Nelly, and Jack could not bear the
sight Of the fine things he brought, for
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12


NEWFOUNDLAND BABIEs.-nhe Hearts
Content correspondent Of the Boston
What ampses ,ne at first in these
houses is-t the inevitable baby or the
twins in arms. There is q baby in
every house, and cords Of children
everywIfere. But all the babies are of
the safneage To be sure, asthe young
lady remarkedy sbabies are aalways in
season }'ibut itodid seem strange that
they should adj be. born about the same.
time at Hearts Content, The life of
the fishermen may possibly account for
this 'infant phenomenon At this
season, for instance, all the boys, and
nearly all the able-bodied men, are at
Labrador They are absent all sum-
mer. They return I'd the fall And
this annual crop Of Juveniles, as Tony
Weller remarked, IS "the conseRans of
that ere maneuyerrh 2 ~ 21l H'2d r,
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

p ne. THE prospects for farmers are not very
encodtagihg for neat years wheat crop. AS
yst but'llttie wheat has been sowH 10 south.
lern IpdispR,d end 5bnt little gtound made
ready ioF .sowlngs owing 10 the. lOng,e9ntIn-
usd wet wsathsr.--lNeV Albany CIuhians)
Ledger.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

S9.A. Dimisuti.s Lawyer appearing as
witness 10 the courts. was asked byta gigantic
counsellor what profession be was Of; Spd hav-
ing replied that he was an attorney,
.Youa lawyerp said Baiel; why I could
put you in my pocket ~, 4p, IA bs.-...
Very likely you may rejoined the other;
and IL you dos you win have more law in your
pocket than ever you had in your head l
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

..i azs- why are the French somewhat iwinish,
according 70 their own ideas ~ dqro1df p
Because they consider the Rhine as theil
Natural boundary. ooh iHR allow aii %
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1866-10-12

y gzs-A negro, on being examined, was asked
II his master was o christian. -sy tluevl
Dif'NoS sir, he is D. memberof Congress-" was
the reply ~ .gsUsa i9unrd o8f rgi =.