The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1866-11-01

MEN AND BRETHREN DO YOU WANT
TO MARRY ANI0aER:'
No! NOT they answered, straightenin
up 10 wunst. HrI
DO you want niggers for sons lave
NO! MOI
DO you want laws to prevent you
fro0 narryin niegers:' .. !
YES. yes! #".2 e. 7" 4
DO you want to bs marched up TO the
polls, by those who tell you how to vote,
beside nigsere a ava1 # i" 'a'" 4
"a mo! NOT ndT-~.ag&9Fg E. II .lT24@a
'rhen vote the Dcmekratic ticket
and they All replied @oaisi~eJ .qg.,,, 4
o We win! No will = and they did.
YsuJSs, yoas Exisnsy, the De,nekrstIc
hind isn't hefty enough 10 comprehend
tAcm hne Arguments o to constooshnal-
Eity, - sstry, and when . speaker deals
In em they suspect his Dimocrisy and
fight shy Nv him. But nigker they kin
all allundeFstand. It's poothin, tn the Dlm-
ekratic mind to be cOntinyooally told
that there 10 somebody lower down in
the skalc--they desire a inferior race,
and, therefore, hev bin pullin the nigger
down toward EN- for years. Did you not
notis. whenever we went 1t ON the nigger,
We succeeded In awaknin an cnthoosi-
asm wich, when we neglected or select
ed other issues, we failed to get? .
Its based upon philosophical trooths.
The poorer and mcaner man II the
more anxious he is to hev Il understood
that there's somebody still poorer and
meaner than he Is. Hence yoo notis
that them individool,als who see cent
peece SO seldom ez not to know its ma
cher, and who keep the flag NV distress
wavin from the scat, NV their pants;
who, ef niggers wuz sellin ut a cent u
pecsc, coodent raise enough to buy the
toe nail NV one, is the most ardent friends
Nv slavery? ..I, ...u. ..f,... .....
That pitiful man which just left the
presence wuz not to blame for the result
In his Deestrick. He tried to earn his
bread, but what could he do? The Alb
l!shnists knowd he wuz bought with =
price, and laffed at him--the Democracy,
sich ez voted, we'd hev got anyhow.
Them ez didn't vote nor do nothin, was
the upper class, which expected the
Offices themselves, and wux disgustcd ac-
cordinly
My liege, hev spoke. You cant do
nothin with new party, for yoo kin
only git the Dimocrisy to jine 1t, and
they wont do 1t onlcss the ofYises Is
throwd In. Yoo cant run the Dimocrlsy
on only one issue, and that's the nigger,
for it's all they kin understand. So long
ez ths niggsr exists, Dl'nocrisy endoors
when the r9Ge becomes extinct the
I party dies. The two IL indissolubly
| bound t0gether-onc wuz created for
tothcr, and tother for one. When Noah
Gust Ham, he laid the foundashuns NV
Di,nocrisy. Ham wux turned into a
nigger because Noah got intoxicated
bis misfortune originated with wine, and
whiskey, wich Is the modern substitoot
therefor, bein the motive power Of Dim
ocrisy, hex bin persekutin him ever
sence. attriboot the decline NV the
Dimocrisy to the bleachin out NV the
Affikin, and that's why l oppose ANAL
gamashen. ZOO can't hate mulatter
only half ~ much es you kin full blood,
and It will be observed that the intensi-
| ty NV Dcmokrisy has decreased precisely
In proportion to the scarcity Of pure
blacks. Thus Demokrisy Is committin
suicide-it hez bin the means NV Its own
destruction.
don't know cz there's any yoose NV
talkin. The Congressman elected this
fall continyoo in offis, my liege, jist pre-
cisely ez long ez 700 do to day, and by
that time they'll hcv It all fixed, Moo
York may change in our favor, but I
think not. The break commenst in
Maine and II increased as II progressed.
We're gone in. The Ablishnists laugh
In glec and the niggcr shows all his
ivories. We shcl hold our places two
years, and then farewell to our greatness.
~ pity yoo, my lord, but 1 can't help
700. Ez for myself kin save enuff out
NV my PostOfiis to start a small grocery
at the ex piration NV my term, and then
farewell politics. In that pleasant callin
I'll fiote down the stream Nv Time until
Death closes the polls and ends ths
struggle. l hev sed."
The Conference ended with this, FOL
they wuz all too much affected to say
anything. Seward murmured some
thing about it would be all right in sixty
days-that there wuz no donyin that th'
people wuz happy, but no one paid an.
!. attention to him. went home leavir
em all in tears.
PETROLEUM v. NAsBy, p. NJ,
which II, Postmaster.]
HONEY ANT OF TExAs.-A Texas pa
per of a late date speaking Of th'
! Honey Ant says:
! 1--WE have often heard of the hone
ant Of Texas, but the account seemin
so romantic, we have heretofore beel
;, hardly able to credit it, but we no,
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