The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1866-05-13

Tue fat rat also gave his experience In regard 10 the
Washington Fulton, Centre and other market houses
sIsn Of inn begun 70 mani est hemselyes among
the members Of the meeting Az he sat down there was
amewsng exchange Of gances between Black and Tan
Terrier and Madame Tabby.
| REMARKS OF LITTLE TERRIER.
The wiry little Tan Terrier was next called
upon Talk Of cruelty to anmas said he Look at my
members of the AntCruelty To- Animals Society Not
content with half starving me in my infancy my ears
have been clipped and cut my tail has been chopped of
and have been otherwise sadly harassed and treated
REMARKS OF OLD NEPTUNE.
OLD NEPTusE-A noble, sleek and well fed Newround.
land dog fnterrupting Black land Tamil do not know
friend complains that his have been clipped hs
tailchopped or SIR my have never been clipped;
70
BAc.lxD-rAs texcitedly)-My bulky coadjutor may
turn roaad to look for mine don't see iii Suppressed
laughter which was promptly suppressed by the Presi-
SeS h ~, an ncs n9-aiied Dog, Mr. President My tail
JACK Bu1-theartily,-Bothery your tale Give us
song I" song song !" from all sides
BLACK TAN TERRIEReI will oblge the meeting with
cut whlmper am no simmering miss.
JACK BuLL-Bother your whimper. Simmer down
R.rA;PIAN-tsings)-"M Ny bark Is on the seas"
At this moment Mr. FAT RAT, who had been cycling
the sly gances between the gentleman from Scotland and
the lady from Malta for some time thought smelt
mice have known that fellow to be on the seize for
.do
wards the steps, but Snap and Tabby both after him
In moment Neither caught HIM, for he was lucky
form floor. The song was not resumed but the pro-
cseedings were and some interesting remarks were
REMARKS OF MADAME TABBY.
Madame TABBy. Of Malta-Ahhough some Of my SIS
ters keep in the background not afraid 70 come up
instead Of that Of our ally in war s9ainst rata anu
sure 1t would have been successful and certainly
not cur-taled in the summary manner his have,
oho
for the Prevention Of Cruelty to Animals It is not ten
days since sir that ferocious and snaring little bit Of
belonging to member Of that society mr. Oakley HalD
was set upon representative of my race in house
mortal hours she was chased up stairs and down
stairs, IN and out OF the ladies' parlors, and 50
n2esn ana SO he hod nas these people who
be consistent. Consistency is jewell and l advise
Oakley Hall to go into the jewey business Immediately
pointed to wait upon Mr. Hail. and ascertain whether he
knows whether 'locofoco" is Hall or not and
whether he will contribute anything in aid of serenade
TO be gwen him by the Oldest mewsica the city,
REMARKS OF THIRD AVENUE HORSE
Here another specimen of overworked county arose.
HIS dropping head and certain excavations about his
neck bespoke him animals which promenade
Third avenue few dozen times day, with crowded
railroad car in company. He totered little as he got
on his legs and spoke with feeble exhausted,voce He
ad-I agree with good deal Of my colleague has
just stated would enlarge upon the subject before the
meeting but that travelled twenty seven times
to-day from the Astor House the depot with not less
than three thousand people to carry of and and being
tened from the stable without my frugal evening repast
and do not feel equal any great effort oratory deeply
sympathze with my friends Of other animal persuasons
whom see present; the calves, for instance whose
eyes, regret to observe have not yet regained their
original position in their sockets after the
stangulaton they have suffered mt the hands Of the
butcher boys. (Sensatonl am Che butcher boys
do not belong to the Society for the Prevention Of Cruelty
to Animals l know that the directors of road do
not, and rise to offer resolution that the society be
invested with power to add to its number for the pur
philanthropy which the other gentlemen such as Mr.
vanderbilt, who hauled up Of my poor lame associ
aes the other day. will prove good example to the d.
rectors, and sense of shame may induce them
us with more humanity. You must me from
making any further remarks, for my old SPAWN is COM
ing against me, and, as you must observe am badly
broken winded Applause and expressions Of condo
lence.)
REMARKS OF FIFTH AVENUE HORSE.
sleek horse. with shining coat bright eye and not
rib visible through his hide, then rose and said For
the NE OF me- Mr. Charman do not see the necessity
In horse as in human nature there is proneness find
fault with everything which reminds me Of what Horace
says: "Qui nc Me- eads at guam sibi sortep &C.
which means that is content with his own lot
tho Roman poet. may add for the benefit OF such OBJ
vacant lots. am asonished at the discomfort conveyed
in The remarks OF the last speaker have been horse
all my life, and never had any cause to rail- at the
human branch OF the equine, for the matter OF that
the asinine species with bow to the chair, which
bowed IN RETURN and switched its taiD. live on
Fifth avenue-this was uttered with contcmptu-
Gus glance ut the Third avenue plebeanl l en-
Zoe tla bali,
odor of H. aonar '"y am n o anu sn .no
by tho beauty and fashion OF New York-in fact
/ take the lead of them. I listen to the most |
Intellectual conversations hear myself often we'll |
spoken Of behind my backwhich is luxury that few
enjoy-and am entertained with the wit, the eoquence
and the classic style Of the language which accounts for
my Familiarity with the Latin poets which you must
have observed eat good OATS live in comfortable
stab For my part do not see the use Of Society
for he Preventiol Of Cruelty to Animals and think
that the gentem who compose IL might be better en-
poyed let us SAL in building American steamships or
disco nting thousand other occupations
ooh onJ You say oh but say observe my proper
tons feel my skin, notice the fskncss of my TAIL and
tell Inc, DO look like injured individual? think
not II is true that there is hitch my present domestic
relations. My companion In harness belonged to a
shoddy family, and has that air the TN which
would prefer in with whom so closely asso-
ciated However, am cndeavoring educate him up |
TO the standard move that the society be
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REMARKS OF DRAY HORSE.
dray horse who had evidently gone through the |
bantng system, then took the floor. H. sad--I am