Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1866-06-09
SALMAGUNDI

eDQcTneeS anu hoP~
Hence the origin Of of2alling mint Jalcps
smiles"
The difference between tbe'fsir ladies
and the ladies' fair i8-the one steals
neb's hearts, and the other the con-
tents Of their pockets
Whv is mending stockings like bias
pbening Because it is darning vAa'
is holy,
The Weekly Review" say; AR
temus Ward is really going to Eu'
rope-American fashion, i. e., in ship
His passage has been paid 90 he VIA
not have to work for ii.
A gentleman rode up to a puolo
house, in the country, and asked;
eWbo is the master Of this house
~ am, sir" replied the landlord my
wife has been dead about three weeks
The ancient conduits about Jeru'
salem are of wonderful structure. one'
the low. level conduit, formed Of stone'
follows the contour of the country for
,veutv.fye miles, passing along the
bend of a depression ia one case OF atty
five feet in depth, and entering the city
at an altitude off, 45O feet. The other
tbe ppper lever conduit, is tCnneled
through hill at one part aud the
blocks are so deyod together as 10 '0rni
a complete siphon'
At very excellent hotel not nun
dred miles from our parts, they were
one day short Of a waiter when newly
arrived Hibernian was hastily made TO
supplv the place Of a more expert nana'
Now Barney" said mine ho'''
nmind you serve every man with soup
,Lo 6rst tbinr-serye soup first"
"Bcdad, III do that same" said the
alert Barney. .A,
Soup came on and Barry, after he'll
ping all but one guest, came up 10 'n'
+ last one,
i. .goun sir?" said Barney
mo soup for mt" said the man. a
!, rBut you must have tits 'n'
a rules Of the house"
!. ap-u lbr rnles of the house = e&'
/ cIain ID tho gaest. When l don't
d want soup. wou'i eat IL"
wsD said Barney with an due
soIomnitv. oaIl | can say i just this.
E i $ the regulations Of the house sud
d-n the drop else vi!lXe get till yes
. have flushed the soufi"
t The traveller gave in and y soup
b was gobbled
Three boys went bathing in one OF
,ho s,roams near Oil Creek, and when
thew came out they were so greasy that
If they could not stay in their clothes
e A fast as they slipped them on they
# would shin off again; aud one Of them
IS i bosaIcss moment narrowly escaped
. .I;nr;na ont of his skin. Ga reaching
i home. their parerts being exceedingly
frugal, wrung them out and ex'Fae'ot J., s
about ffteen gallonaof pure oil from
it .he three boys.
10 Ofall other views man may, ID
n time. crow tired; but in the counte'
y nance of women these is variety when
to sets WEAKNESS at defiance. THE
or divine right Of beauty" says Junlas
njs the only divine right q man can
!, acknowledge, and pretty woman the
nc only tyrant he is not authorised tt
/. resist"
w. An eastern editor said he had a pal
=. of boots so tight that they came YER
n' :, near making him a Universalist, be
~ cause he received his punishment as b
-, went along,
'po po Why is a prudent man like a pin
'Hs Because his head prevents him troy
/. going too far.
-, Wuo KILLED ABEL'-My little DO,
w can Won tell me who killed Abel?
;r> Yes, ma'am,
III Well now my little dear, don't
euu fraid-who killed Able !
lm The Yankees,
aud Oh, no, Johnny-ve are not taiElI
and about that-don't you know who kill
IN. Abel?
~ lu> Scholar insisted it was the Yankee
his Ne, my soo Cain killed Abel; nc
$ to remember, think of sugar cans; /
t. going to ask you about 1t next 5und'
Think of sugar cane. :,
BY Next Sunday the boy vas attack
!, in again:
o.. = Well, Johnny do you know tod
/. ~ who killed AbeP -.
INTO Oh, yes, ma'am; must ! teilf
least Yes, my dear; who killed Abel!
sion Boy-Sorghum
o,s.s Teacher fainted.) lOlarksyille Chr
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