The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1866-02-01
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IN Poker Sharp says his wffe Is equal
to five Hfulls li-b i+fuly "a ,duti+ful,
arm4ful!y youth.fnl and aw-fuli a~om d
gAlfeiIow out West being askef wheth-
er the Hqhor he was drinking was a
good article, replied: Hwal, 4 don't
know, guess so. There is only one
queer thing about II, g whenever / wipe
my mouth, burn q hole in my shirt. % >
Advertising for a wife is as absurd as
getting measured for an umbrella.-
q Talk up to the dear creatures, II you
would marry them. One half of the
world was born to marry the other half.
A certain attache of the Treasury De-
partment in Washington,i who Is WE'LL
known as an inyaterate topper ON being
asked by joculars friend uWhat he did
for q living, replied, 1suck q bottle part
Of the time, and the United States Treas-
ury the rest.ss n9iissaR si.l4 sti.2fe p
@Mary, p said n wise and witty old
lady, the other day to hergrandaughter,
hangs down behind your head f'f
t--.Why; grandmother, every body knows
it is q waterfall. -, >" A. waterfall, ins'
deedIn replied the old lady, SItlooks
for all the world like q landslide.t
Apopular writer Says that d woman
SHOULD be won by degrees ~ Certainly
win first her ears and eyes, then her
heart, then her lips, and then her hands,
and then you have her. ~
itIIlustrated with cutsI" said mis-
chisvous young urchin, as he drew his
knife across the leaves of his grammar.
.tHlustrated with cuts!n, repeated the
schoolmaster, as he drew his rattan
across the back of his mischleyous
urchin. IA o. aif.. aaiioG4 g.ass :
Virginia City, Montana, has begun to
keep the eSabbath.iY, dsil !. aliaTs 3
9, A French Canadian expeetsst to sail
fifty miles an hour in ''water locomo.
tive" which he has invented.
Spencer county, Indiana, S excited
over coal mines OF excellent quality,
Cincinnati capital is 10 work them
. Rosa Murray died ina fortune teller's
chair in Brooklyn the other day. More,
mysteries were revealed to her than the
soothsayer could tell. 9Iols s1eta y,
L Allthe money stolen from the Adams,
express, q few weeks since has been
recovered, and all the robbers arrested.
The detectives made meat job of 1t.
1l six thousand dollars was contributed
during the rebellion by the Stonewa1
brigade for a monument TO be placed
over the remains of Stonewall Jackson,
but having been invested in confeder-
ate bonds, It was lost. ~ e ~. ~,
on receiving the dispatch announc-
ing the Introduction in Congress Of a,
measure TO put down polyRamy, The
Union Vedette, the organ of the Gentiles
OF Salt Lake, printed it at the bead Of
It's columns with the captions:-fB Bully
for Copgressp ~ "GloEy, Hallelujahlp d
a newly arrived John ChinamanS in
California purchased someice, and ind
ing it very wet, laid 1t out to dry in the
sun. On going to look for It again he.
found it, had disappeared, and FORTH
with accused theiwhole Chinese neigh
borhood with clarcenys A general riot
was the consequence. aad n bs1 ie5h I.
An exchange says the newspapers
"slop overp with accounts of presenta-,
itions made to pastors and parishes, rail-
road conductors and schoolmarms,
newspaper carriers and faithful en-
ployees, mistress and maid, master and
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