Clarksville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1865-1867, 1866-06-08

dill of old sabre scabbards IL ones tale, an
map OF Iowa to anothar's tail, an a copy
owe the Civil Rights Rill TO the last ones
tail, cut the bride reins an sit yersclf down
TO rest, an wsich EN- travel; ef you'll OBJ
sarvc clost you'll see that nara durnd one will
take your road. -
"By the time you is thra wifi this job owe
morrill, suashun, an got back yer brof coed,
yu will Rne yersef surrounded by the pcpil
OF the country, farmers, steamsters mechan-
icks, the rale pepil leadiu up the steadies
bes' broke hosses IN the Yuniou, an helpin
yu 10 break em iu. Them arc tho sortcr
folks what wants the coach tn make tho thru
trip, an they means fur yu tn drive the trip,
Spose, Governor, yu put three ur four extra
silk whip crackers intu yee waistcoat pockit'
an 'bleve ID stick snake pole intu tho
whip box, 80 that white eyed or leader cud
see hit. Yu hes the word "Constitution"
printed ontu the glass owe the lamps, can
owe lie, an extra knigbolt In tba frunt boot,
new wood in the Jaws owe the brakes. an
check lines ON the hosses. hut / secs sum
loutsiders-( dead heads, I 'speck), on top owe
the coach, and every time yu il on sideliu
lgroun' they leans tu the lop side, don't
like this, they wants tu upset you, an jump.
les the coach goes over. Ef wer yn, rdjis
run onder a big linn, dodge low myself an
sweep the las burned one oif--let 'em walk
by golly. Governor. yu hes inside that
coach, the mos preshus load ever trusted tu
the driving owe mortul man, va hes the souls
owe eleven States an the rights owe onborn'd
millions. On your eye, an your nerve, 'pends
the life owe q nashun. Kin yu mako the
tripr he gin me anuther ovs them looks,
ur de-" think them words sversced tb;rtv
poun's apiece, and sounded es solid = suv,ls
They cumfortcd me. aNow.p srr L IN thst
cas- steel man, sez I. aGoyerner. ve he's gos
q report ontu YOU down In Georrv. a1I
wants tu know if Bit am true. sfSss cces
home; they say that di-dapper duck ono
owe them onsertin little dcyils Who efSe
dives wifi bis head southwards. cums nm vir
hit tu the North an never in The spot whar
yu expected him, few in At that Il vinder
an yer chair. That yu ime;untlv co,.h II,
AN nailed his toes vii . S',nc: ts.cs.,
sleeve board. straicbed bis nail a. 0,r = h;t
wud reach. an socke,l ann,har r. 81 H., = Me- %
hill. sponced hits hoct on i.,d ~ S..,o s
poun' taylures goose ontn nj him inv hs a;.S A.. anS 10
scizzled an aattsned On I'M ho war ss ~, " :.
n dried coon skin an A; n es do.d as rasa,,,
Is hit so. Governer ~ N' '' ''''''' ''''A''
ayes. sir.n ser he lool;, grin, .s.h.,
du, eny diving roun mo thsr ,a,,, o,,rs - ..y ~,
whar they went down nm ai,vavs = c..;r
owe the Constitution. sir mr. III saw. a,,, ~,
so." Iron EN- ont Aat p, sez .yss s,ri,
sex, (erim arinl adam fl.tS Seal uwia,,,. ~,
WI gwine TN Do Wit tb., one ~ a.. .,sss
board thar hits drv.p Ha stndisd : mini
an s,x he. a Mister Iov;noood I ~ - ~,
my mine tn mini vu tn tbs ,snon,;h;, IN. awp sp
foolkiller fur the State ovs Gsorrx an an nm. s
devtan me. sir I.wants Won =, s.,ssss o., :. ~.
State Clean not leave one cir he M 81.
intend tn write YER cummisbun cnt, That
ducskin; hit will keen vr In nina ~. nav
style owe duin tbing,S aWhxn
Ex-Governor IN starve thar thar b:;,rt = d.
work fur me in the hole State .vs,v hcd,
is workin-eyery BODY IL nlavi, .,,s.,., .,rs;,
along, scept Bill Arm he hs;rt 1r,ss ,.s ali
owe the corkscrew twis, outsn Sis All vat
but he's a workin IN ths, ANA. ,hs H., 49,
I seed him. ne he'd fled bis toi1 y, . a., 49,.
the barn. an wer a hangjn hesd dc-s viss
| 6fv.sir In ons h.,, a., s% noSS ao"r
'lrocks in luther. while h;s ,,tiI sop n.ii Mi, Rnn
i lAarp -(the fastes' r,nn;n boy' n 5.orrx, ,r.r
a givin him his breakfns, VITA bic nan
struck his tail a tan wifi a hoe bsn5;, snd
hit sounded like a fiddil string. i rness bs'i
make hit stay straight, be am vearn;ss : ,rv.
In. Imustent fetch him. musS I Covsrnor;.
"Good heavensl no. SIR. not far Tho worldp
sea he, lookin sorter stonished AZ u ma.
u "Tl tell va what vu do Covsrnsr r;n -.
q isssrios, Up North. wifi Salem. Twbsr thsv %
burnt the witches) fur nv hssd oussss,s
think / kin make A Twin th.r1 s.. hs
otake hit sir, an do yer ;utvn Ssr
"sir, will, | be doddrabitted az don,tp
} SEE he, "yu mus ALWAYS bring YER youchers
sir, when va Gums fur ynre nav y !. Vnnc,,N
0Scalps. sir. sez he an Tho word sornS.a Ia.
tsrin owe irish liunen. aBy coljv n hev
em along outu strinop ssz f~lS,oss faov.
erner. that Maynard mr. Stol AZ r.,csn ~,