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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
Thoughts by the Way.

Selfshness is its own hangman.
Think much if you would think well.
Human reason is not God, as some pre-
tend
There is no justice in sin, and no sin in
justice.
The less man makes of himself, the
more of man he is.
Care for what you say, or what you say
will make you care.
The only proper thing to do with the devil
is to resist him.
Better be called a fool for doing right
than be fool in doing wrong.
He who is at war with his neighbor can
not be at peace with himself.
Better be honorable and be despised than
than to be despicable and be honored.
The man who trumpets his own fame will
soon have no fame to trumpet
The religion that is always searching for
sa hope" is hopeless religion.
lie may respect a small thing, but there
is no such thing as 8 small lie.
To be thought perfectly happy, pride often
makes itself perfectly miserable.
Conversion without conviction is no bet
ter than conviction without conversion.
Manners may exist without morals, but
morals never should be without manners
Principle that cannot bear. the heaviest
pressure of temptation is rotten at the
heart.
Every step toward Heaven is struggle
with and victory over self, the world, and
hell.
Good works are essential to true religion,
not as meritorious, but as evidence of the
reality and glory of such religion.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
IS BiIlings-gate.'s
] osh Billings says :


don't believe in "good LUCK" or 6 bad
luck" being branded on mans brow at
his borning, that he haz got to wear, as a
dogg duz a collar, without knowing viii.
Thare IL SIGH a thing, lin words) az good
luck, so thare IL SIGH thing az energy,
pluck, and endurance, that prompts man
to pontoon swamp, rather than git stuck
in it; and thare il SIGH thing az bad luck
that prompts man to git his house insured
for % hundred and SO dollars, the next day
after it gifts burnt up. 90
never have heerd emmy boldly who waz
prosperous in their enterprises give the
credit to good luck; but have known
thousands ov men spend awl day IN corne
grosery, Dragging about their bad luck.
Good luck IL, like virtue, something to be
gained, and bad luck is something to be
gained too, but it IL like bad kowld, that
man must expect tew gain, if he il care
less enuff to sleep lin klowdy nite) in q
10 aker 10. That amt fenced in.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
TEN REASONS WHY
EHOSTETTER,S STOMACH BIT'TERS
Should Have Place In Every Home,

SnOuiQ have race In Every H0mes
BECAUSE by invigorating the constitu-
ton and the frame they avert sickness.
+ BECAUSE Especially their use prevents
the atmospheric poison which produces cpl
denies from taking effect upon the system.
BECAUSE they cure indigestion and i'm
part unwonted vigor to the stomach
BECAUSE they are the best appetizing
medicine at present known.
BECAUSE they are the only preparation
upon which persons Of bilious habit can
safely rely to keep the liuer in good order.
BECAUSE they tone and regulate the bow
els, and invariably relieve them when con-
stipated, without causing undue relaxation.
BECAUSE they strengthen the nerues, clear
the brain, and cheer the animal spirits.
BECAUSE in case of an attack of spasms
or bilious collie they are the best thing that
can be administered on the instant.
BECAUSE they combine the three pro-
perties of tonic, an alternative and merry
Inc in their utmost purity and perfection.
BECAUSE they are a specific against
Ague and Fever and all intermittents, and
with all their potency as preservative and
o remedy, are as e0ater from the mountain
spring
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
Domestic Paragraphs.

The town of Bristol, in Vermont, has
pill-box factory which employs twenty
workmen and uses up 800 cords of white
birch year.
The gavel used by the presiding officer
of the Philadelphia Convention was made
of an oak plank from the frigate Constitu-
tion--"O Old Ironsides."
"A little girl in Philadelphia has been
arrested, charged with four times attempt
ing 10 fire her mothers house. The little
one justifes herself on the ground of i'll
treatment.
A man who is advertising lodgings sto
let for early risers' at Danbury, Conn,
adds: "Cochin China fowls of unusual vo-
cal powers are kept on the adjoining prem
ises."
"A boy, fourteen years old, ate forty-one
green pears, and then Toasted on green
apples and raw turnips, in Fairhaven, Con-
necticut, the other day, and then died of
cholera.
"A man who was recently arrested in
Memphis, Tenn, for whipping his wife, gave
the policeman thirty dollars not to walk on
the same side of the street with him while
on his way to the lookup
The anchor of collier hooked the At
lantic cable near Hearts Content on the 9th
inst, giving the teleeraphic rope an ugly
twist. The electric communication " as not
interrupted, and he accident was soon rem
edied by diver.
The shipment of Oregon salmon to At
lantic ports is becoming quite feature Of
the export trade there. A single firm on
the Columbia river, ship, it is stated, en- an
average 500 barrels annually to the New
York market.
An old citizen of Waterbury, Connec
ticut, was recently brought up before 6
magistrate and fined four dollars for work
ing on the Sabbath. 1t was proved that he
went week ago Sunday to get in some hay
to save it from the rain.
There are said to be underground
creeks in the limestone regions of Georgis
with currents of sufficient velocity to carry
a mill. There is a Government tannery
the bark mill of which is driven by one o
these subterranean streams.
During the confinement of Col. Streigh
and companions in Libby Prison, some Q
them though indifferently provided will
drawing materials, SO well initiated United
States notes as to find ready purchaser
among the rebels in exchange for provisions
One of these counterfeits has been received
by the United States Treasury, the owner O.
it innocently supposing that it would be re-
deemed by that officer.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
THE GREATEST
DISCOVERY OF THE AGE

Farmers, Families, and others can purchase no
remedy equal to Dr. Tobias Venetian Liniment for
dysentery, collie, Group, chronic rheumatism, sore
throat toothache seasickness cuts, burns, swelngs,
bruises. old Sores headache mosquito btes pains in
the limbs, chest back, &c. If it does not give relief
the money will be refunded. All that is asked is a
trial, and use it according TO the directions.
DR.. ToBIAs-Dear Sir / have used your Venetian
Liniment in my family for a number of years, and
believe it to be the best article for what it is
mended thst have used. For sudden attack of
the Group it is invaluable / have hesitation in
recommending it for all the it processes to
have sold it for many years, and it gives entire
satisfaction. CEAs. H. TRIMMER.
Q4aIertoaon, ". j., May g. 1865.
Price, 40 and so cents. Sold by all druggists. Office
Sc Cortlandt street, New York.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

DR.. SWANS VEGETABLE HAIR BALM
Invariably restores grey hair to its original
c&or, without staining the skin or CLOTH Ang.
1t lAaves the most dry, dead and crisDfhair,
soft, Moist and glossy, causes it to CYL, and
keeps y in its place, while it prohotes its
growth md prevents its falling off
1t contdws neither OH or azcohoz/
NumeroN preparations of foil, alcohol
and sulphur have been palqked upon the
public, and having totallyffailed to give
satisfaction, tn manufacturers have deserv-
edly come to grlA:
DR.. Swain warn pts US Vegetable Balm
to accomplish all TT fe claims for it, and
authorizes his agenAto refund the money
wherever it fails to f@ satisfaction.
1t is an entixly Jew and scientific
preparation, produced B. the distilation of
rare and fragraAt flowers, which renders it
not only the bSst remover ID the world, but
makes it paHicularly agreeNb le as hair
dressing TO- both old and young, while its
liquid PURIFY and soral odor are\ in striking
contrast with the nasty mixtureN usually
sold.
The proprietor has letters from Aany of
the most distinguished as well as fashideable
people, judges, clergymen, lawyers, pRysi-
ciahs, opera singers, actresses, &c, certify
ing to the remarkable virtues Of the Balm
Don't let any dealer urge upon you a differ
ent article, but if your tradesman does not
keep this, send one dollar for a trial bottle to
the nearest agent, or the proprietor.
If for grey hair, send for No. |.
If for hair dressing, send for No 2.
G. FL. Swan, proprietor, No. "a South " alter
street. Chicago.
For sale by all the wholesale druggists in
Chicago.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
THE NORTHWESTERN
BUSINESS COLLEGE
LOCATED AT
Aurora. Illinois,

Aurora, Illinois,
Has no connection with any Literary School, and
offers the following advantages:
A Student saves from $50 to SIS IN Board and
Books.
He ovoids the dmusementS and vices Of a large csty
thereby saving $50 to SIS more, and preserUag the ps-
ty Of has moral character
He obtains mach better accommodation much nearer
the School Havig pure air to breathe, clean dtcr 10
drink and an absence from excitement, he sooss has
health for has studies.
Students can enter at any time; and get as good
instruction. and much attention. both IN and out
Of college.
The proprieors interested IN their Students after
they obtain their money! aoelt as before, and look
closely to their progress and standing through the entire
course.
REFERENCES:
AURORA. CHICAGO.
Hon. z. &. Allen. G. B. Sawyer, Esq
Charles Hoyt, ESQ., McKiLdley, Ingraham
D. Valentine, Esq. Co.
VIM. D. Hawkins, Esq. Hall, Kimbark & Co.
W. Hurd, Esq. BENZ. Lombard, Esq,
Messrs. L. d. Brady & Pres. 4th National Bank.
Perry. Keith Brothers.
CHICAGO. Merrill Ladd, ESQ Pres
O. T. Conner, Esq. ident N. W. Mutual Life
A. E. Small, NJ. .. Insurance Co..
Send for Circular and decide for yourselves where
it is best to attend TO Business College.
Address with stamp,
". RIEFSNIDER,
Aurora, Ill.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
A Household Necessity Exists for the use of
DurnO's Celebrated CataFrh SnaR.

The best known remedy tor ga Cold m the Head"
Headache, Snufaes Sore Eyes, Deafness, and the worst
forms of that logthsome disease, CATARRH.
It cleanses the entire head. It's effects pleasant
and wonderful contains tobacco nor injurious ingre
dent. 1t has the highest professional Testimonials
Sold by ell Druggists for rs cents per BOX. Can be
sent By mail on receipt of 80 cents for one Box, 81
for four Boxes. Address JAS DURNO, Postoface Box
1886, New York City. Wholesale By D. BARNES &
co., q Park Bow, New York.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

GREEN Corn FOR TABLE USE IN WINTER.
Plant corn in the ordinary way about the
18th of July, giving it the usual care.
About the time for early frost the corn will
stalks and shock in the field. When needed
for the table in winter, upon shock and
take out as much as wanted, and close the
shock. This will furnish green corn in
perfection. Try it and report result
Prairie Farmer.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06


NATIONAL PECULIARTTIEs Edmund About
says: AT the age Of twenty-five an Ameri-
can has tried dozen ways Of life, made
four fortunes, bankruptcy, and two cam
paigns, pleaded cause, preached religion,
killed six men with revolver, enfranchised
a negress, and conquered an island An
Englishman has passed two examinations,
been attached to an embassy, founded a
counting house, converted Catholic, made
the tour of the world, and read the COM
plete works of Sir Walter Scott. A French
man has rhymed tragedy, written in two
journals, received three sword wounds, at
tempted two suicides, troubled the peace of
fourteen husbands, and changed his politi-
cal opinions nineteen times over. A Ger
man has SCARED the faces of fourteen Of
his intimate friends, swallowed sixty tons
of beer and the philosophy of Hegel, sung
eleven thousand couplets, compromised
maid servant, smoked million of pipes,
and been concerned in two revolutions.
The Roman prince has done nothing, learned
nothing, suffered nothing. The crate of 8
cloister is thrown open, young girl with
no more experience than himself is led
forth, and these two innocents proceed to
kneel before priest, who licenses them to
begin fresh stock of innocents.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

Some Troy scoun drel hired little boy in
Albany, recently, and after having his life
insured. took him to q solitary locality,
where he attempted to murder him. The
boy broke from him and reached home.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
BLACK AS A CROW.


few years since, was many splendid head that is
now grey grzzed. Why not restore to the yet IN
wrinkled brow its honors? Five minutes effects
the splendid transformation. In less time than
rifeman would take to
Load and Fire
three times, the greyest head may be made darker
than the
RAvErJ7S WING.
No matter Of what undesirable tint the hair or whis
kers or beard may be, the change to superb and
perfectly natural black brown is accomplished by
application of
CRISTAD0R0'S HAIR DYE.
Manufactured by J. CRISTADORO 6 Astor House.
New York. Sold by all Druggists. Applied by ali
Hair Dressers.
THE Il EST STR PLASTER
rs THE POROUS PLASTER OF DIR. ALL
COCk-They are warranted to keep good twenty
years. but may be returned for fresh pasers without
charge:
IMPORTANT QUALITIES.
They will cure Weakness of the Back, Pain in the
Side, a Lameness Of the Knee or of the Ankles, or
Cold Feet sooner and with more comfort than any
other application.
KNOXVILLE, Albany Co., JAN 16, 1852
Dr. L. ALLcocK-Dear SIR: Seventeen years ago
was sorely injured in my back. At length was in
duced to use your plasters constantly for
six months and did hard work during that six
months than in the preceding fifteen years. have
not worn platter for eighteen months and have
had no return of the gnawing pain and weakness in
my back, but have been entirely we'll.
am your obedient servant JOHN G. CRAZY
Principal Agency, Brandreth House, New York.
Sold by all Dealers in Medicines
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
SORGHUM MACHINERY,

MANUFACTURED BY
E. w. SKINNER & CO., Madison, Wis.
g. D. HASTINGS, z. W. SKINNER, AND O.. 6. WILEY
THR ONLY REALLY ADJUSTABLE CANE MILF
Long Tried and Well Liked!
FIRST PREMIUMS AT ALL NORTHWESTERN STATE FAIRS
HIGHEST ENCONEIUMS
FROM PRESS AND PUBLIC EVERYIVHEREI
THE BEST is THE cHEAPESTI
THE LEVER PRINCIPLE IN OUR MILLS rs
the only practicable and reliable mode yet applied
for giving adjustabty to Sugar Cane Crushers, and
the ever and weight is, and must always be the
sim lest and most unvarying power. With l.the
cane is pressed drier with less power and less liza
bility of breakage than by any other mode. These
Mills have been before the public for several years
they extensively used throughout the entire
ghum growing sections of the country and wherever
used have invariably given entire satisfaction. They
have been much improved for the present season. and
now embrace points of excelksoce, aside from the
leading feature of the lever wnch of themselves
place them far ahead of any other Mill In use We
build Mills of different sizes, geared to by steam
water or horse power; also premium Horse Powers,
very simple in their construction and of great
strength; also an Evaporation of our own planning.
equal if not superior to anything now In use and
in fact every article required by Sorghum Manufac-
turers
OUR SoRaHo HAND BOOK, containing full descrip-
tons and illustrations of different sized MfIs
and Sorghum Machinery, and embracing q treatia
the growth and manufacture of Sorghum, sent
free application.
Parties wanting machinery should send I'm
their orders early towards the close of the season
we receive more orders than can possibly fill. =
Address E. ". SKINNER & CO., ~
Madison Via.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

New RULES FOR THE INSPECTION OF GRAIN.
The Directors of the Chicago Board of
Trade have issued the following new rules
for the Inspection of Grain:
CHOICE EXTRA SPRING WHEAT.
To be sound, plump and well cleaned, and
strictly choice milling Wheat.
NUMBER ONE SPRING WHEAT.
To be reasonably clean, sound, and free
from other grain.
NUMBER TWO SPRING WHEAT.
To include merchantable Wheat, not good
enoug for number one.
REJECTED SPRING WHEAT.
All Wheat very dirty, or so much damaged
from any cause as to make it unfit for ware
housing. sa
The same rules to apply to Winter Wheat.
BARLEY-EXTRA.
To be plump, bright, clean, sound and
free from other grain.
NUMBER ONE BARLEY.
To be sound and reasonably clean, and
free from other grain.
NUMBER TWO BARLEY.
To include merchantable Barley, not good
enough for number one.
REJECTED BARLEY.
Unsound, understandable, and unfit for
mailing or warehousing.
The grading of Corn, Oats and Rye will
remain unchanged
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

You would scarcely believe it, but Europe
only cables length from America.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

rs ACTIVE MANURE. One of the most active
manures, and readily within the reach of
most farmers, is a mixture of leached ashes,
plaster, and night soil mixed with fine soil.
Let them be thoroughly worked over on a
smooth spot, and allowed to stand weeal
before using, working it over every other
day, and you have most valuable manure
at a trifing cost of time. A handful OF
this mixture in a hill is excellent to give
corn start Potatoes and garden yegeta-
bles generally feel it very quick. Hen ma
nure is an excellent ingredient in such ma
,nures, but it should be well Stacked with
water before mixing with other substances.
-MQine Former.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

DURING the recent session OF the feach-
ers' Institute in Rutland county, Vt, while
a professor was, endeavoring 70 illustrate
the manner of teaching arithmetic, he took
up small globe standing upon the desk,
and asked, allow many units in the globe ?"
Answer" One" Taking up his hat, How
many units in my hat ~ Answer (by a
naughty boy in the audience -"Shake it
and see" The Professor was taken down.
In an obituary notice of an old citizen,
an Ohio paper says: He was honest and
Industrious, til@enfeebled by disease and
old age.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
CRISTADORO'S HAIR DYE.

without staining the skin or injurug the ilaments
Manufactured by J. CRIsTADORO, 6 Astor House,
New York. Sold by all Druggists Applied by ali
Hair Dressers.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06
LETT COUNTRY PEOPLE SUSTAIN
COUNTRY SCHOOLS!

For Business Education. go to
Business College.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

A RMY AND NAVY GAZETTE, OF
"A Chicago. Published quarterly, and contains the
Neay Bounty Laao and Neao Pension Laao and all Laws
and instructions necessary to collect claims against
the United States. Published at fifty cents per annum
in advance by ISAAC R. HIT & CO.. Licensed Gov
eminent Claim Agents and Attorneys, 65 South Clark
Street. Chicago, ILL., Every Soldier and Sailor should
subscribe for it.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06

No matter Of what undesirable tint the hair or whs
kers or beard may be, the change to superb and
perfectly natural black brown is accomplished by
one ann1ication of
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1866-09-06


physician of Belfast, who dissected the
huge creature, and found its weight to be
about three thousand FIVE hundred pounds,
and the arrangement of its internal organs
the same as an OK. It's heart, which has
been preserved in spirits, would fill large
water bucket. Or. Pendleton intends to
have the skin stuffed, and to set up the skel-
eton in his private museum. The Belfast
Journal remarks that the elephant left no
estate to be administered upon. His trunk
had nothing in it.
Charles A. Camp of st. Louis married
a wife in New York, some six years ago,
and had two children by her, when he fell
desperately in love with one of his wief's
most intimate lady friends. He therefore
came to Indiana, procured divorce, and
married No. 2, whereupon wife No. 1 caused
him to be arrested at New York for bigamy
This was six years ago, and Camp forfeited
bail, since when he has been living at St.
Louis without the place of his residence
being discovered. But he was in New York
last week making purchases, when wife No.
] caught glimpse Of him on the street, set
the officers after him, and had him brought
before Judge Russell in Chambers, who i'm
posed 81 900 bail-a sum for which Camp
instantly drew his check and left. The
friends of Camp assert that the case will
never come up for trial, in which event the
county of New York, or somebody, will be
richer to the extent of 81, 000 Mrs. Camp
appeared to have some regret in the matter
as she made the following observation in
the District Attorneys office: 81 suppose
Emma (the second wife) will feel bad at this
but she don't know how many tears it has
cost me'' What the Indiana divorce may
be good for in law SO far as the New York
courts are concerned, may be thoroughly
tested if Mr.. Camp elects to try the case.
La sentinelle de Thibodaux. [volume] (Thibodaux, La.) 1861-1866, 1866-05-12
A " Is.

e Notre cure s'obstnant me fourier touiours
des batons dams les jambes, soft en- refusant So
precieuse communion aux enfants qui vieanent
mon ecoie, atm qu'on les enyoie a 10 sienne
soft en- corromnant le Juri de Police pour lui
arracher ceslpienseset inqusitoriales resolutions
qui m, obiigent a lie passer gratis sur mon ferry
alnsi que toutes ses credules pratiques, ct 4
bien suryeiler que qNelqu'une d'elles ne prem
Z ne pas un autre chemin que ceui de son eglise,
GU la lui de oncer aussitot pour la faire METRE
l'amende; ct desrant dependant, malgre lui,
de vivre ct de faire vivre ma famille, ie dome
ici avis tous ceux qui mont par trop peur dn
Cure nj de son Dable. qu'une liste de souscrip-
ton est ouverte an cafe AL Notions Home La
badleville, q peffet de construire une sale de
bal ct de spectacle tout a la fois. oa l'on dan
sera chaque samedi, ct ou Pom jouera tous les
dimanches des comedies, pour lie moins aussi
instrnctives ct un peu plus amusantes que les
mauvais sermons de Sd Reserence
n. B. Les bancs ne Sc vendront point ZEN
can lie saint jour de Paques. CONNIE ceux du
cure, cas- on pourra toujoars s'y5asseoir pour
rien. Les danseurs settlement auront payer
une hagatelle, qui sera rendue au centuple. non
en- sale ct puaute monnae de convention. mais
en- cachets a l'efiigie de Venus. on bo,s tires a
vue sur la caisse de Terpsichore ct Thalie. Z
f BARTHET. %
La sentinelle de Thibodaux. [volume] (Thibodaux, La.) 1861-1866, 1866-05-12

CoRREspoNDAxcE.-N correspondence de
Paris de sept jours pins recents que celle que
nous publions aujcurd 'h.,i nous Giant parvenue
trop tsxd pour trouver place dams ce nnmero,
nous nous contentious den donner le sommaire,
savoir :
Coup de pistolet tire sur i'Empereur dc Rus
sic arrestations 1 Paris d'Italens qni ron-
latent assassiner l'Emperenr; gand success cleo
toral du gouvernement 4 Strasbourg la liber-
te de Ia marine marchande an Corps Legislatif
opinion de M. Guizot sur N. Theirs en- 1866 la
bouteille = l'encre aastro-prnssienne propos
de rexposition nniversclle; exposition des
Beanx.Arts; les ap6tres par NJ. Renan High
Life dernieres nonvelles.