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The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
HoLrpAYs CoMrSe.-Lewis McMa.

han continues to prepare for the hol-
idays. lie is manufacturing all kinds
OF fine can lies, in a style that only
he can do it. Remember him when
you make up your holiday gifts
Store one door north of Hubers.
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Also the men:

On PlSs.--It is no uncommon thing
for ladies at their toilets to have
their pretty, or ugly, mouths half iull
of pms. This way of improyisiug
a pin cushion is dangerous. We
have recently seen accounts of sew.
eral accidents from swallowing pins,
and getting them in the throat. One
lady, in the excitement and hurry of
dressing, accidentally swallowed
three pins, which lodged in her throat,
and required a very dangerous sur,
gical operation. Ladies'. do not
make pln-cushions of your mouths,
they were made for an altogethe,
different purpose.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

The Senate has passed bill allow.
ing the right of suffrage in the Dis.
trict of Columbia to all persons, ir-
respective of color. Those who have
not heretofore voted there, are re-
quired to be able to write their names
and read, The bill has also passed
the House.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

CANNoNsBURG. - We understand
that j. Kemble & Co. have opened a
store In Cannonsburg, and have put
in it a good stock of goods.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

A fire at Philadelphia, Friday
night, entirely destroyed the woolen,
mill of James Armstrong, on the
corner of Dewey and Whisper streets,
Germantown. About one hundred
hands were employed in the mill.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

Those holding claims against DR..
A. =. Beach Il Co., are referred to
an advertisement of c. ID. Ettinger
& Co., in another column. .,t
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
iomuunls
Post Office Lyric.
by YE NAcuiNE rnic.


- u ss
How does little busy Bf
Improve each shining hour,
Gathering honey all the day,
From every johnson flower. 49,
How skiiuily he lays his plans
How neat he spreads the wax
And plays with sticking hands ..
To : ,thcrlhe Post Onice tax.
q Hu..
would lie buys too =
And rs mlde plain by C-'t"
Where there's something tor him to do,
With good contingent fee.
But there's dew on aowers and grass, C'@'
And little B''' has made a I.pip,
And the adage has come TO pass B-'-
There's many a slip 'taixt CUP and lip.
A.T, B.&C.
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Strange, but True.

Every young lady and gentleman in the Unit
ted states can hear something verv much to
their advantage by return mail Gree Of
3harge) by addressing the undersigned. -
those having fears Of being humbugged VIII
,plige by not noticing this card. All oti ers
will please address their obedient servant.
THOS. y. CH NPMAN,
feb9ly sprSco s3l Brot ;ay. NY.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

j TEAcnERs' INsTITUTE.-This meet
ing of the Teachers, OF Hancock
County, will he held at the new
school house, District No. Nine, com
mencing Tuesday, December %, at
0 O'Clock A. NJ and to continue for
four days. Itpromises to be success.
AS we understand nearly every teach
er in the county has signihed his in
tention to be present.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
Gotum ano Gountp Mlattsrs.
FINDLAY. Ono, Dec. 2l, 1866.

Messrs. Whiteley, Blackford &
Harsh have taken possession of their
new office, in Henderson's building
Their patrons will take notice.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

A lady in Illinois recently receiv-
ed a legacy from her uncle Garrett,
of 100000. II is seldom that any
thing so rich falls from q garret.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

No CuANGE-Although the firm of
Dietsch q Co. has been changed to
DietSeh y Co., there is no change in
the way they sell furniture. Always
the cheapest, and of the best quality.
Outfits for newly married folks can
be got at astonishingly low prices.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

MARROW EscAPE.-We understand
that last Saturday, while skating or
the river, Miss Jennie Ardingei
came near being drowned. The ice
gave way, and she was suddenly i'm
mersed. She was rescued after sink
ing twice, with no other damage than
cold bath and , severe fright.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

Scofield, Of Pennsylvania, Says the
Presidents Message has but three
heads-Copperhead, sorehead, and
blockhead.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

The ladies of the NJ. L. Church
hold Fair for three days and eve
nings, at Wheeler's Hall, commenc.
ing Christmas Eve.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
Findlny Price Current.
JEFFERsnsIAS OFFICE.
THURSDAY, December "a, lsci

The market has been unusually
active since our last report. Live
Hogs have heen brought in, in large
quantities, and sold readily at sc Tor
light, and SIC for heavy; a light in
crease over last weeks quotations.
Dressed Hogs sell freely at 50 5o@
5.75. Best wheat has advanced l0c
per bushel, But few other changes.
See quotations. '"a ~ ~
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

Every one who attends the Ladies
Fair, at Wheeler's Hall, will enjoy q
pleasant time.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

The last night of the Fair, at
Wheeler's Hall, will be especially en-.
joyable. Great exertions are being
made to have amusements suitable
for all.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
Notice.

DAVID Il. OAKS AND PETER II.
DJAKS are notified thai Oh the lIth VI DE.
o .mber 1866, Lnoch Ross, as guardian Of Dav d
4 Oaks, nled IN the probate Court OF Han
cock {, unity, Ohio, petition, the prayer vi
which il that, 10 pay the deOts oI SAID ward
and Tor maintenance aud education, The
SAID court Will order ina sale OF tue follow
ing real estate OF said ward, situated IN The
county OF Hancock ana state OI ONO, tO,wil;
lnlots number o and IA in the irst addition
lo the town Ot Arcadia, a'so inlot number l4U
in the town of Arcadia. sald Court mas iGed
Tor the hearing thereof the l2th day Vi Jan.
uary, 1861, 1T 10 o'olCcs, A. A.
Es,Cn Ross,
Guardian of Davlu +. OAKS.
O'NEAL, BLACKBOARD y HARSH, attys.
Deo, 2l. 3W
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NEW YORK MARKETS.

Flour, sli oo0is 90 ,or obio.Y Wheat,
o. iO02 As for good. Corn, 81 1901 10. Oats
o5@G6 cts. Pork, $50 20 per hundred. Dress'
cd Hogs, ts 5000 l2i.
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Spttial 0utitts.


A gentleman who suffered for years from
Nervous DcDtlity, Premature Decay. and all
the effects Of youthful indiscretiOn, Will, for
the sake of suffering humanity, send free to
all WHO need 1t, the recipe anu directions for
making the simple remedy by which he was
sured. Sufferers wishing to profit by the ad.
vertiser's experienci >, can do 80 by address.
Ing JOHN Is. oG ZEN
feb9ly sMrSCO 10 Chambers 81. Y.
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Manhood: How Lost, how Restored
GEb- inst published n new edition Il
HMNLA DIR. Cuiverwell's Celebrated

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SulMX Essay the radical cure (wlth'
out moon Inc } OF spermatorrmA, or Sc inal
Weakness, Involuntary seminal Losses, I'm
potency, Mental and Physical lncapacliy
i'm ,ediments to Marriage, etc: also, Com
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The celebrated author, III the admirable
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pointing out mode Of cure at once Simple.
certain, and eGectual, by means ot which
every sufferer no matter what his c9ndlllon
may be. may cure himself, cheaply, privately
and radically.
This Lecture should be In the hands OF
every youth and every IN IN IN the land.
Sent, under seal, in plain envelope, 70
any address, postpaid, on receipt Ut 'lN tets'
ortwo post stamps. also Dr.. Culverweit 5
"Marriage Guide,' price % cents Address
the publishers, ,.,,,.co
I21 broadway, New York,
Post OH 20 box 1856.
Nov. l6 ls66-ly,
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
Road Notice,

A'olIC ~ - itGhEDt eih GN 'hNa
IN there VIII De peullrH pfesehIeu ~
tue Commissioners OF Hancock county, ONO
asking for the location ut n county road coun
mencing at the southeast corner OF nutth
vest fourth in section twenly.six OF I'll n
chard township, ol said county. theuco cad
ing due west three quatlers oi mile uh'lh
IT intersects tue road leading to the Benton
and Gilbua rua d aud there 10 terminate.
HENRY HANNA.
Dec 2ln, al A..
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
Marriage and Celibacy.

An essay of warning and instruction for
Young Men. Also, diseases and abuses which
prematurelv prOstrate the vital powers, with
sure means of relief. Sent free OF charge. IN
sealed letter envelopes. ADDRESS DR.. J. skill
LIN HoUGuT n, Howard Association, Phiadol
phia. Pa. JNnl9.ly
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

TROUBLES OF THE WEpDED. The
men, or women, of Hardin County,
must be gay deceivers. There are
before the Court of the county. ten
petitions for divorce. Probably the
women are ready to exclaim with the
poet;
10 marriage! marriage. what a curse Is
thine,
Where hands alone consent and hearts tab
hor."
Also the men:
"Oh for 4 curse upon the cunning priest,
Who conjur'd us tose her In "a yuke
That gals me now"
The "hoop pole" county bears the
palm for "unmarrying."
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

"TIME WoaKs WoxDERs''-But it
don't change the fact that Davis &
Green sell groceries very low-that
they keep q splendid stock--that they
have gentlemanly clcrks--and that a
person who trades there once does
so again, A splendid stock of toys
for the holidays, to be sold at whole
sale and retail.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
The Recognized Specialists Of on, Day


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Robert Herbert, NJ. d., from Philadelphia
and Dr. Eugene Veipeau, formerly of the
London and Parts venereal Hos itals. Per.
manent and speedy cures guaranteed Of
Gonorrhea, Syphilis, elect, Spermatorrhea,
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whatsoever.
DR.. Herbert's Anti.Alcoholio Compound,
an unfailing remedy Tor Intemporance ;
write for pariculars.
Mountain Of Light 800 pages, 100 plates
so cents, 3 for 81; extra Ane, o..
DR.. Jackson's Female Monthly Pills. 81 per
box; n safe and eHectusl remedy for all ir
reeuiarities and obstruotions, from whatever
cause. DR.. Jackson's Oriental lnvgoratinP
Liniment, o. per bottle; send for circular.
Genuine French safes 81. tor 81; IL for 81.
send Tor circular and write, you viii prompt
Is receive kind. discreet aud explicit an
swer. Address Drs. Jackson, Herbert Co..
or simply L. D. box 1876 Cincinnati, .. Ohce
IG7Sycamore street. Medicines and iustruc
tions sent to any part OF the country.
mar j0.ly
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

Masonic 1NsTALLATIoN.--The in
stallation of the officers elect Of the
Findlay Lodge, No. 227 f. 4 "A. NJ,
will take place at their lodge room,
Thursday evening, December 27
after which, refreshments will be
served at the Crook House. The
brethren are all invited to attend.
II. d. BALLARD, w NJ. ?
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21

GOOOO Year made By any ,.ne with
DZOOO sl5. Stercl rOuls. No eXpe.
perIunce necessary. TIL, residents, Cashiers,
and Treasures Of banks ,ndorse the circu.
lar. Sent tree with samples, Address the
American Stencil Tool Works, spring field
Vermont
Sept. 81. 1896. 1919.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1866-12-21
..,uE IINnERsIGNED HAVING dis.
Notice To Teachers.
CALL FOR AN INSTITUTE.

UAlL fun AIN lNDlllUln.
Tv,UE UNDERSIGNED EXECUTIVE
COMMITTEE ot the Hancock county leaGh'
ers Association. hereby call upon the
Teachers of SAID county To assemble at Tue
New school House, in District No. y, Flhd
lay township, on
TUESDAY, DEC. 25, at O'Clock, A. NJ,
for the purpose OF holding an Institute for
,he ,erm of four days, and the transaction OF
smch business AS may come before the meet
ing. We respectfully invite every teacher
in The county to be present and participate
IN the exercises OF the Institute. The ser,
vices of Prof Harvey, Of Painesvllle, one OF
the ablest instructors In the State, nave
heen secured for the occasion. Mr.. Nesile'
rode of Fostoria, has also promised TO De
nreaent. These will be assisted Oy Mr. van
Horn and perhaps other local teachers ana
lecturers so that u pleasant ana prontaule
time may be expected.
These opportunities OF instruction ana lm'
prOvement are furnished Tree 10 every
teacher, by the laws of The State, IN order
that he may become the more quallineu 10
discharge the important dates devolving
npon him. II is hoped that all the teachers
of the county are sufficiently interested In
the welfare OF our public schools to be pres
ent on this oooas on, and to learn what to
teach and how TO teach the same. Let none
fail to avail himself OF this opportunity oi
qualifying shimseli for the better fuinumen'
Of his duties as a public functionary.
J.BowMAN, Ex. Com.
A. JAMESON,
Dec, 7,sw. 't'
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Chr 5tamenek Sefftrsonian

CIRCULATION DOUBLE THAT OF ANY
OTHER PAPER IN THE COUNTY.
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Reliance

Nov. ls, 1866 -ly,
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13
Pre.ident,s vI.It 10 81. Louis.

We take the following dispatches,
in reference TO the Presidents rcccp-
ton at st, Louis, from the New Or
leans Times OF Sunday last '''A
Sir. Loufs, Sept. s.-The demonstration
male to-day in reception Of the President
was tine most magnificent spectacle ever wit
messed Ia the West 81 hfiHti'
The President was received at Alton By a
tremendous crowd Of people, some 10000
being present. 70
From Sc. Louis, thirty4ix steamboats, rep
resenting the States In the Union, were all
damned with living freight, were at Alton
dressed In holiday trim, and accompanied
the distinguished party down the river.
The President was received on board the
steamer Andy johnson, by Mr.. Fades. who
made n thoroughly Conservative speech, and
rendered the President and party the hOspi-
talities Of the city
The PresidsBt's reply e5ieted universal APP
probation aud understandable enthusiasm.
The whole river, including boats levee.
and house tops, were crowded with people
and a. the fleet passed by the roar Of can
non. ringing Of bells, blowing Of whistles,
mnsic u the hand, aud the aeelamaii0ps Of
the people, demonstrated the carnival Of JOY
which existed.
Theprincipal streets wers paFaded-by
procession which met everywhere with
hearty expressions Of enthusiasm.
The party put up az the Lindeh Hotel.
The President made n splendid speech
which was raptnrously received
All ST. Louis il in n blaze % excitement.
The stores are all closed, aud there i . mag
niiicent display Of bnnting.
All connected with the steamboats, gave
their services free
There is . banquet tonight at the South
efn IlsteL lE l.l uri
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

f. v No
The Boston Post says: ''Beware Of
the Boston firm that advertses to pub
fish an illustrated paper at two dollars
year. The firm is not known in Bos-
ton; but it is known in Western pa.
pers in the shape Of a large advertis-
ing bill which will never be paid.1
We wish to add there are other firms
besides the Boston firm mentioned
that newspapers would do well to be-
ware of Messss. Mather d Co., New
York Newspaper Agency, have sent
us the advertisements of Thomas f.
Chapman, Chemist and Perfumer, S3l
Broadway A card to the suffering
from James S. Butler Errors of
Youth, John B. Ogden, No. 60 Nassau
street, New York. Love and Matri-
mony, address Sarah B. Lambert, &c.
all Of which we believe to be unmiti-
gated humbugs, and Mather d Co.,
themselves swindlers, who are at
tempting to get these advertisements
published without any intention of
paying for them.
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

4 Our friends of the LauderdalC
Times whose office was blown down
by tornado some weeks since, and
who for the present are publishing o
small sheet, announce that material
fora new office is on the way from
New Orleans, and that their next issue
will be of the usual size. We trust
increased patronage and futre pros
perity may more than compensate the
Times for the serious loss they have
sustained. -l--. ~
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

The Philadelphia correspondent of
the Cincinnati Commercial telegraphs
the following good thing to his paper /:
The widest scene / ever Witnessed
in a delegate body was that which fol
lowed the reading of dispatch stating
that Grant and Farragut had left the
Presidential party at Cleveland. Such
cheering, such yelling, and such gen
eral raising Of the devil never took
place before under shingles" .,,.
What did these mean whites say
when General Grant and Admiral
Farragut rejoined the Presidential
party? We presume that was not so
amusing. uSA
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

HOx. ii. f. SINRALL.-This gentle
man. who was delegate from Viii
kinson County. in this State, to the
late Philadelphia Convention, address
ed large number OF our citizens at
the Methodist Church. in this place,
on Thursday last, upon "the state of
the country" There was a gOOdly
number of ladies present to hear the
Hon. gentleman's views on the inter
esting subject, aud aliappeared much
edited and entertained by the clear
and forcible manner inwhich It was
handIed.-Holmesv Independent
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

The CoTToN CRoP.-The rains of
the last ten days have greatly injured
the cotton crop. We receive com
plants of the damage from every di-
rectioh. Besides the army worm has
appeared and is desolating the cotton
fields of Wayne and Clark and extend
ing its ravages into the adjoining
counties. These disasters coming on
the most unpromising crop that has
been grown in Tie State for twenty
years will reduce the yield Of the
State below any estimate that has yet
been made.
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

We noticed in one of the Jackson
papers, day or two since, 1--WE regret
we cannot now say which one, a re
commentator to the authorities of
that place, to establish a quarantine
against Vicksbutg. Is it possible a
thought SO inhuman, could have foun,l
a lodgment in any other brain than
the writer's? We hope not If our
people desired to fee from apestilenee.
should they be refused s-Vicksburg
Herald, 9th inst
We can assure our neighbor of the
Herald that nothing Of the kind re
ferrcd to appeared inthe Clarion.
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13
NUMBER AZ.

PonrL,Nn, MR Sept, LITTLE bark Ada,
from New Orleans for Liverpool, with cargo
Of cotton was wrecked o.. sabIe Island, ON
the 18th August. Part Of the cargo and rig
ging were saved, and the authorities we're
making exortious to save the remainder.
Tho crew arrived at Halifax yesterday. She
was owned at Portland, and was partially
insured DIV N NaI fn lie
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

Among the delegates to the Radical
Philadelphia Convention from Missis-
sippi we find the names of DIR. Sidney
and Rev. J. w. Jackson. Who are
they and from what part of the State
do they hail?
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

Remember that in the Red Jacket
Bitfers are combined the best tonics q the
vegetable kingdom. with the pure essence
Of wheat and rye. The mildest Of an slimu-
lants. and that il is therefors nafsmsdicine
when all ordinary tineturss and al uumedi-
Gated excitanis would be pernicious
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

The TaIlahatchian states that the
Post Office at Charleston has at last
been opened by the appoint
ment Of +. p. Melvin, who has entered
upon the discharge Of his duties.
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

We had the pleasure of call yes
terday from Col Thomas b. Manlove,
Editor of our sprightly Yicksburg CO
temporary the Times -oi
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13
THE WEEKLY CLARION.

We are indebted to Mr.. John Lee
the clever and accommodating mail
agent on the Southern Road for late
Mobile and other papers in advance of
the mail He will accept our thanks.
The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1866-09-13

Rev Henry Ward Beecher. having been
invited to act as Chaplain to the Convention
Of soldiers and Sailors at Cleveland, return
cd the following answer: .1fI
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1866-03-07
Fixed up for the TINES.
Bachelors Fare.


Married gents must not imagine that all the bless
ings Of earth enjoyed by themselves. See below
how one Of 'wrctched" single correspondents o
mature age sets up his side of life and runs down tn
other:
Funny and free are bachelors revercs;
Cheerily, merrily passes his life; 49,. ..
Nothing knows he of connubial. dcviltrics,
Troublesome children and iIl-tcmpered wife.
Free from safety, cNre and anxiety,
Charms in variety fall to his share;
Bacchus's Kisses and venus's kisses ~
This, boys, tits this, is the bachelors fare.
WIrE-like a canister chattering, Gathering,
Tied to a dog-for your torment and dread,
Bespatering all over, humping and battering,
Hurries and worries you till you are dead
Old ones are true devils haunted with blue devils
Young ones are new devils, raising despair;
Doctors and nurses combining their curses
Adieu to full purses and bachelors fare!
Tho folly days now were once sweet holidays,
Embittered at present with wrangling and strife
Wives turn jolly days to melancholy days,
Always psrplexing and vexing ones life;
Children are riotous, maid-servants fly at us,
Mamma, to quiet us, growls like a bear,
Jennie is squaling an Molly is bawling,
And Dad is recalling his bachelors fare"
When they older grown then they arc bolder
grown,
Turning your temper and spurning your rule;
Girls through their foolishness, passion and mu-
ishness,
Parry your wishes and marry q fool
Boys will anticipate, lavish and dissipate f
All that your busy pate boarded with care.
Then tell me what jollity, fun or frivoIty
Equals in quality BAcHELoR's FARK