The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1866-08-24
Nasty.
l[r. NaSby .at last Gets HIS ross oGsee,
CoNfEDRTF x ROADS, (wich
Is In the Stait nv Kentucky,l

AT last i heY it Finally &c come
After hve weary trips 20 Washington
atter' much weary Waitin and much
travail I heY got it. i am now Pos
Master at Confedrit x Roads, and an
4 dooly installed in my new position. q
ever he'd any doubts ez to a. johnson
bein a, better man than Paul the Amos.
sleS look at my commission removes
It Ell ketch myself a feelfn that lie
tdeserted us unnecessarily i've years
Il ago, another look and my resentment
sOftens into pity. 1sf doubt his De,
mocrtsy, look at that blessed conn
mission and am reassured for n Presi-
dent who Good turn out a wounded
1 kederals eldieG and appoint siGh q man
ez 1ss, must be above suspicion. ,i,5
felt It Wuz comm two weeks ago i
received p eirklef from Randall, now
my soopetior In offs, pfopOundin these
QueaEiOna.s Z ssf5' ~ - --fa II 10
1. Do yOo hev the most implicit faith
In Androo johnson; in all that helhez
done all that he is doin, and all that lie
may hereafter do = =
/ 2 Do you believe that the Philadel-
/ phiR GonVenRhun will be q conyacosI1en
nv saints all actuated by pure motives,
and devoted to the salvation nv onf
wanst happy but now distracted coun-
3. Do yoo believe that next to a.
Johnson, Seward, Doolittle, CoWan and
/ ALO AOuE 8LGdEGSGa
pnrests and bestesty and sal6saefifiCin-
est ana thonestestJ and rfghteOussst
men this country ever prod6ost Z
= DO yoo believe that there is a par
ttckelerly hot place reserved in the next
world for Trufnbull, a hotter for Wade,
and the hottest for Summer and Thad.
9e E9essf SIls s HIits.iF 20 sliiN ~ SO lia- "a =
8. Do yoo approve of the canin nv
Gftnnel by ROsso 2 81 i-'i.f - q ,sEls,zf
g. Do yoo consider the keepIn out nv
Congr1s eleven soVrfn States uncon-
sGoosnnel ana unWarFanted assumption
OF power by q secshnal oongris 2 a7
q. Do yoo believe the present conprfs
a rpinp, and that (eleven States 6ein
unrepresantedl all their acts are nn-
consttto tto6shnel ayand illegal, ceptin
ries 1is2 = q n .ii1-
8; Do yoo bleeve that the Memphis
and Moo Orleans unpleasantness Wuz
Iae 9Eot. ABOUT hF, the iunholy machina=
snlns OF them Radical -agitatorS, actin
In eontunction with fgnoFant and be-
sotted niggers, to Wreat their spite an
the now loyal citizens of these proper-
~ reconstructed cities p lsat.isi -ll.iL
81, Are VOC not satisfied that the Afri-
can citizens nv American descent kin
pc sate1y trusted to the opeFashuns nv
the universal law which Royerns labor
and capftalfi5 n Efff
O. are you wlllin to contribute rea-
sonable per cent. nv yoor salary TO. i
fund to be used for the defeat nv obiec-
tionable congrismen in the disloyal
To all of these inquiries 1 not onIy
answered yes but went afors q ;Justis
nv the Peace and took an Affidavit to
eni 4orWardeddt back and my conmis-
sion was forthwith sent TO me.
mere was 8 joobilee the mite ii arriv.
Inc news spread rapidly through the
anuther spontaneous outbust nv joy I
never Witnessed e r, p = - .ti3ls ss1t
The bells rung, and for q hour or two
the Corners Wuz in the widest stait nv
eggsltemenk The citizens congratoolaS
ged each other on the certainty NV the
aceesL1un nv the 4 President to the Dem
ocEsY, and In their enEhoosiasm i've
Niger families were cleaned out, two
uV1sms one male and the other a gfa5
male, Wnz killed Then a perceshhrn
was organised as follers:
Two grocery keepers with bottles.
Deekin Pogram.
Me- with my commishum pinned onto
asDanher and under ie written teIn This
sign we conker."
Wagon with Taboo onto it. A. Niger
on the bottom boards, Bascom. the
grocery Keeper with one foot onto him.
,holdtn q banner inscribed: hThe Mig
ger where he ought to be.n
= Citizens with bottle.
.Oeekln PogrRmis daughter MirandyI
IN altitood nv Wallopin a wench. BAN
neE-'. we've Regained our Rites. y d
Is@o citlzens With bottles, tFyin to
Two more citizens Wich he'd embtveI
their bottles, fallen out by the waVside-
. Citizens two and two with bottles
wagon loaded with the books and
1pfn1tuEe ny q nigger skool, in a state
Nv Nv wreck, with ded nigger lRyin on
'top. tSl 9y Il, sW1ch he'd bin captoord within
the hour. Banner-ttlf II POLICY. " =
The perceshun mooyed to,.ss.tI,s
meetin-h hous and Deekin Pogran talSin
'ganised. e.isf y 9 -
The Deelin remarked that this yyuz
the proudeSt moment nv his life. He
'Wnz grained at .tltes shpp pptnt1ment nv his
este9lne4 triepds pecoz lhe appreciated
the noble qualities Wfeh Nrtiz 10 con-
splkuous into him, and beeo3 his af(iu-
GUS services In the coz of I1fp5oJyfisv
enEfled hun to the posiShrTi llthese
iNtl1 aside Nv and entirely dfscouneotad9
4Ho1l ~ n tlie 1act that theregWood noV1b be q
N 1tStser nv niue dollars and SIKH y.ts7o
cents sHearl Hear l''l Wiclh he lad
loaned him about eighteen n1uuthsapD.
a1ore ne had known him we'll or Iarned
70 AnY, him. But thare Wuz anotherrea-
s9 ltst1y ne met 20 rejoYc ito=nits. If l
that a. Johnson Vnz true to the 6t0fnf-
oc1'9sy, !, and that ile had fully MADE AZ,
his mind to hurf the bolf r. ! nv offisiii
Thunder which he held in his .9rpsiil ilenI
saal hands 1T his enemi6 e. and td mi iIeg
night e earnealSS that he Wtlz goin 70 re-
ward his friends, them ez he Good fTfIst |
Our venerable friends bein nut IN con- |
dishun to pay the eonadfn residents nv
the GoEneEs the lit Ne sum he eoWest habi |
81 e3sa good; thing is Hear m " IFsalsli,
I. 1roo!3 eIro0tY ~ with singular unali9
unity from. every man In the biI din. III
pub Wat y NJ atchS Reconsideration when |
e9m pared 70 the crate moral effect nv |
tn9 decisive movement e A did Site ,, |
shouted one grocery. keeper, and ssySe. |
qQn want no moral efIect;is cried an |
oeher-l Ny friends when the news nv
this bold step nv the President
torth to the South, the price of fafirit !
skip VIII go ups and the sho6 In NV /
niggers VIII cease, for the edempshun !
nv the first I consider ashOored. an fhe /
redoosln nv the HITTER % stli heir nc5ffnal I
conqtshun, count ez good ez done.
Squire S7aVitt renarlz6 that he tTuz |
TOO nncn oY9rp pp5geEed with emoshun |
e spec qrIf four Jeags neatly five
tle only neFar Per gEieh come stOEthfk
ollttg ned apassel thro tlies S1oll Intel L
hands nv a4 1li mist IA "a I'D nv /
tllkter oh1eea auu 70 rio 70 q ed man /
but ne WuE symbol Of tEfannJ-. llFlf
1ttong 90 he sat there h6l lFarniu Il "a eff1 I
that they were we aftii eiiifns Thanl.
tneL 4orll tlllI5 nay Is oERr Th6 fsglfS /
ners Is leenned, the sa6onli Jaoileo4Isi
he1 risln- IN u struck ON the shacl
He wood not ailondg q the ftifie ofl
3 elye della allfiiq half that he loan
= - ~ ~ llt1s ago,