The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1866-10-13
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A correspondent of the New York Dis.
patch thus gives hie. Impressions Of Riaori-
''Iv'e seen the greatest Of living TRACEY
deanisis---the brightest sstar in the whole
cluster. ! bought white neck tie-not
sewed up-for sixty cents, got out my white
kids, the same pair wore thirteen years ago,
when my heart and another that beat in. one
were 5ined' together, and / formed a matri-
monial alliance, offensive and defensive, with
Sally Ann. The baby had been imbibing
succotash, and was troubled with pain
called the aches, And 1t sung 30 loudly and
muchly that concluded to leave Sally with It
to enjoy herself, and go it alone ! % got
into seven cent stage and went | stood IN
the front shed of the theater four hours. and
! really believe my sides we're mistaken for
pin cushions, the way the white vest vaga~
bonds stack their elbows into them. The
elbows CT the Mincio we're nothing COM
pared with those, and when I squeezed
through the door looked as though I'd been
used for tender for ferry boat. Teller
stepped up and says, Family circle p No,
sir, says /, i left it home, and as slid in
between Teller and his gal, he looked at her
and said. sSolon Shingles come, and they
both looked and laughed. The sweet youth,
who had auburn locks of jet black hair,
parted in the middle like gals, politely re-
marked that | looked as though | had gone
TO seed told him no. | had come to seed
the play, and if he didn't shut that hole IN
der his Nasal organ, I'd make pdrticipue
criminals TO as pretty drop scene as eye ever
saw. Some Teller. who wasn't posted. sung
out, 'Sit down in 'front.' | told him | d be
Obliged il he d find me n seat down in front
then his gal lasighed at him, and he kinder
dried ap. | found everybody with their eye
-, he
sembly was so exercised about my black satin
vest aud brown sack coat, that SAT down.
The curtin 'riz. and Mrs. Mary Stuart APP
peared. She didn feel very happy, because
there WAS muss in the family, and her cousin
Lib had been shifting her MP in the lombs.
here WAS Bob Leicester, Billy Cecil, aud
teller named Mortimer mixed up IN the muss.
then the e was a gal named Anne. the nurse,
who didn't have anything TO nurse, so she
was hired al eight dollars month 10 follow
Mrs. Stuart around. Mrs Stuart felt bad be-
cause her cousin Lib had not only stole her
feller, Bob, away from her, but the chances
we're she would he presented with lunch
where She would have her choice between
hot steak or a cold chop. Molly dens
her part wei ii she had been in Jail her
poses were beautiful aud she had lots of
them brought 70 her; her carriage was lofty
as Ii could he on stage, she looked every
iae4 Queen. u feaf very difficult to perform
IN her ms IL PASSION she reared up so | |
thought she was made o. gum elastic, and
when she fell INTO the arms OF her Bob | |
thought lie d tumble over sure, her language |
sublime, and when she exclaimed, 1
'Toodle phi san erous nj ipsi Yin dosenerat,
niue Was the only dry eye IN the house; | |
forgot to carry any handkerchief 50 | eouldn't
cry. No mortal ever listened TO anything I
L.. Il, L., T.
krout and lager di sinicnm won boilybus;' my
enthusiasm was unbounded; | threw up both |
hands and knocked of a fellers wig that sat
next to me. he 'encored with his cane on my
head. ! asked him what the devil he was
about He saddle was much put ont leiM the.
1 told hun 10 keep that cane still Or he d be
put out bg me. Well, the historical muss
goes on. Horror keeps accumulatng on
horror head, until regular washing day
row takes place. Mrs. Stuar. casts reaec-
tons on Bib parentage, and things culmin-
ate by Lab deciding to put Molly where she
wouldn't be apt TO return soon, and with trne
cousuly affection she decides to cure her of
a chronic talk by eating her head off. and
Molly not liking cold chops. feels very bad
nnd right here | wepi, quite weep; she
kissed the crowd good bye, and went out the
side door TO haye her head cut Off and after
1t was cut OFT. she was called out, aud
couldn't see how she could come unless she
brought it under her arm, but she did come,
and she must have bfbed the cutter, because
her head was just where it ought TO be, and
she was laughing and ! was glad, and every
body else was glad, and jumped and threw
my thirty five cent almanac, that tell, about
the play, at her, and shouted bully and
'hoora' until got everybody shouting shut
up shut up and thought might get shut
In. so left