Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1866-10-25

Nature has granted to all TO be
happy If we did but know how to use
her benefits
Woman is said to be mere delu-
sion, but it is sometimes pleasant 70
hug delusions
The easiest and best way to ex-
Pand the chest is to have q good
heart in It.
The dialect of most young ladies
divides all things into two classes
the horrid and the splendid.
! Be temperate in diet. Our arst
parents ate themselves out of house
and home.
The present style of hoops reveal
the posts of many a swinging gait
An object of ''interest"-A girl,
whose interest is three thousand q
year
Garments Of beauty may cover,
but they can never impart worth to,
abandoned character.
"W:l ysu please to help me to
some of that butter" said bOarder
to another. 1T is old enough to
help itself"
Ben. Wood lost 100000 at the
Saratoga races, just closed. He has
sold his lottery business to John
Morrisay for e2S0,0OO.
Brigham Young is term ed in .
recent sketch, "a red headed glazier
from the hills of Vermont
"You would not take rue for
twenty" said n nice girl to her
partner while dancing few evenings
ago; "what would you take me for?"
"For better for worse" replied he.
Tie king Of Hanover is no. poor,
though really dethroned, as he has
half million dollars in our Eve
twenues. Nearly every German
prince has at least 100000 invested
in tue same way.
A curate having been oVehauled
by his bishop for attending ball,
the former replied. my lord, 1
wore a mask "Oh, well, )" returned
the bishop. "that puts . new face on
the affair"
Whau v-a,, aao q man an a pno0n
light night trying to convince his
shadow that it is improper to follow
3 gentleman, you may be sure it is
high time for him to join a temper
ance society.
''Ah, Mr.. Simkins, we have not
chairs enough for our comp any,"
said a gay wife to her frugal husband
PLENTY OF chairs, my dear, but
little tso much company"
A lsndIadY who had veryzweak
chicken broth for dinner the other
day, was asked by one of her besrd-
ers if she couldn't coax that chicken
to wade through that soup once
morel
Come here, nv little fellow"
said gentleman to youngster OF
five years, while sitting in parior
where large company we're assem-
bled: do you know me?' ''Yith,
thir." who am let me kuow?"
"You ith the man who kithed mamma
When pappa was in New York"
Luck may, and often does, have
some share in ephemeral successes,
as in q gamblers winnings spent as
soon as got; but not in any lasting
triumph over time Solid success
must be based on solid qualities,
and the honest culture of them.
Mrs. Partington says that Ike,
having become very much enameled
Of sirene in Boston, has led her to
the meniaI alter He didn't appear
the least bit decomposed. On the
back of his wedding cards were little
cubebs With wings
While the President was speaking
from the window of the Delevan
Honse in Albany, he inquired "To
whom have 1 proved a traiter?"
when IN IrisEman replied, ITO Gen.
Sweedey and the Faynians. He
continued, Il have held every Office
in the gift of the people, what more
can desire?" when a fellow sung
ont, Another term"
LovEIs A MYsrERT.-Its origin is
a mystery, It's essence is a mystery;
every pulsation ofits being is mystic
rious: and it is aware that it cannot
break the shell and penetrate the
mystery, without destroying both
itself and the object. For the cloud
which is 80 beautiful in the distance
when the sunbeams are sleeping on
It's pillow, If you ge TOO near and
enter it IS only daak and dun; ysu
find nothing. you learn nothing, ex-
cep. that you have been tricked.-
Often have We been told that love
pals after fruition; and this is the
reason. When it has rlucked of its
feathers for the sake of staring st
them, it can never sew them on
again
POOR ECONOMY.
"Many q man, for love Of pelf,
To stuff bis Golfers, starves himself
LabOrs aceumulates, and spares.
To lay u7 ruin for his heirs;
Grudges the poor their seanty dole,