East Saginaw courier. (East Saginaw, Mich.) 1859-18??, 1866-09-27
From the New Orleans Crescent.
A RACY LETTER.
SUIT LOvengood Nznrrics "a WHO.

SUIT LOvengoOd NsRrrics q WHO.
Kernel I hev no spread eagle, ih-
ordinate an toploftical desire fer to
be perfane, but kernel, the devils to
pay, an no pitch hot!
(Snt was excited. 1t struck me
thatlpossibly he had compromised him
self with a whisky demijohn or
cotton stealing operation. AS both
matters are susceptible Of being
'harmonized" and adjusted, 1 was
very loquacious in my efforts to
calm him.
Rein up, 'kernel-holo yer hosses
don't git into a hogsit eff a barrel
will hole yer, an let me talkl
Member that gal with the chip hat
an ribbons an things, an the white
jacket an brass buttons yer seed mo
with at the lake an you sed how
'ain't you shamed Sut?"
Well, kernel, hole yer breath an
keep tight puckerin' string, an be
burned respectable, in yer langwidge
fer that females my wife--I said
ny rife!
Gollyophilous what mouthful!
Yes, sir, that woman diddled mo
inter marryin' her.
Member / tole you bout a sancti-
fed white-choker- Yankee chaplain
cuss what had gopher contract?
Well, he found hundred bales Con-
iederick cotton Underneath a rose
bush in some 'body's garden, an
was to give me half ef / could "work
it through" as Carendolet street says.
Well, found feller that's as good
as phisic at workin' things. He in
terjuced me to all the big bugs, little
bugs, hum-bugs an, bed bugs as was
said to be good at 'workin' things"
Uvr one he interjuced me too, he'd,
apperiently, cashz-cash with loos-
ences.
l commun-ed With myself. )Got
that from Nov. .~.--- ~~..,'irun-vu
with myself an wondered, an amaz-
ed at the flushiness of the chameleons
what didn't do nothink an prosper
ed.
1 seek-ed my friend an axed was
thar a showin' fer gettin' inter the po-
litical ring. He said how the ring
was not hugeiferous ring now-hits
circle were contracted, and numbered
only the faithful few in Louisiana, sue
the prospect was it would pay bian'
by.
l interrogated what was they faith
full to-, an was hit 'ligion an New
mans meetiDs; not muchly ef my
friend was aware Of it. Hit was the
nigger an the Almighty dollar in tho
extremely of the extremely of the
extreme notions ginerally known
IAN my friend coughed an sorter
looked t'other way when he said it,
gnerally known ez radical views.
Hit was a big swaller, kernel, but
come to Orleeps for to make money.
Thar's more patriots en- me has float
ed to Orleens on likewise platform,
but most of 'em's dun TUX back seat
mongst the conservatives, an don't
talk out in meetin' ez loud cz they did
WneH DeH was mere.
Well thar want many Of us, an
twas said the tricks was fixed, the
State war our'n an be;n' short divis-
ion, hit was good aig.
Thar was the guv'ner, inordinate
eagle, Iantin' after that stage of fame
some calls infamy. Thar was bob
tail major gineral that don't know
more'n grape from canister. What
he was artor, he don't know his self.
Thar was lawyers wantin' fat places,
an politicians hanher'n' after tho
blessed times of '33 an 64.
Thar was a lineal descendant Of
the Ticonderago hero, and another Of
Pocapontas's husband by a private
marriage, both from tho rural, an
me from the city, with a sprinklin' of
dicheIs, contractors and delegation
from lunatic asylums--an' We all had
axes fer to grind.
Our convention revival was as prom
ISM Specialization ezNewman's church
pilgrimage to Washington, or tho
fish-y administration NV the True Delta.
weep TO find its success ez easy cz
maxim Butler honest, Banks virtuous
Newman religious, or Wells an Cut
ler politicians.
Fer, oh kernel, the perlice NV New
Orleans don't skeer wuth red cent.
Our friends didn't stand up to us.
Andy johnson is traitor, Thad Ste
vens couldn't see it," an flew the
track, sum Nv um lied bout the mig
gers bein' organized to defend us, an
our speek is furder up spout than
brass watch at eyer uncle's."
In the struggle VIC galliantly made
Mike Hahn, the royal Cutler, Sut, an
another nigger, hid therselves onder-
meath a tabil. The tabil's to be seen
yit, an is ez proud ez a tabil kin be,
of hovin' he'd hits laigs around us.
Cutter he adjourned to a chimblcy
and TUX quarters in tie fust lre, an
was smoked out by the ordacisus per-
lice, an his white, closo never won't
git clean no moro.
Two Of our noblest sperriis is in ono
of the comm kingsdoms and ones
gone to Washington 10 find balm
for his wounds. Another haz led
trumps by renouncin' politics. another
hez sold out his law shop an fed TO
the bosom Of Thaddcus an tho shad-
/ "A. I.