The tri-weekly news. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1865-1876, 1866-02-22

and give mo the nbrcnce. The siamp
went off and soid Wheat 10 Koliep for
dollar and five oen' and Kohcn knSwd all
about his oontrak 18th me. Me md him
like to have Az. "A perhaps weuld If I
hadent been punj but we finally left 1t to
old Josh Billinoto arbytrate. Old Josh
deliberp,ed on thing for three days and
NIGHTS and 6pS brot in O nword that Ko-
ken should lathe wheat, and 7 should
hGvs a. ,,-se,,k Ihaint submitted no moro
cases to arbitfon since. ard my advice to
all neennl ia arbytrate nuthin if your
case is honei for there ait no judge there
to keen one han FROM tickin the other.
An bonest 6n don't staJd no chance no.
where az spin in q co,rt house with
mood Iawgo uack him The motto of this
case ia, Yer to arbittte nuthin but bad
oase. on7takea goo lawyers advice and
nav b;r}or IL befon you do that.
But got Fretyan-I dident, but my
lavweMarks did. Fretman was nutmeg
scboo ooteaoher WI had gone round my na.
lborhbd with hirskool artikles, and put
dow for Trouyand Calhoun to 60, and In
tenbd to senfseven or eight more If he
pr7 ed himsS right. I soon found, that
tblittle nuyfer wasent believer in any
ting, and inquiry found that Nutmeg
| Us given 6werful long recesses, and was
hployiLhis time chiefly in carryin on
Hith n Sbrabul sized female gal that was
gSoin tefh. Troup sea he heard the gal
1 ,oueeherself one da.,, and he knowed
| min our boys squeezin OF the Yankee gals,
hull be blamed if the Yankees shall be a
so,ezin ourn. So got mad and took tho
cidren away. Az the end Of the term
etman sued me for eighteen dollars, and
I'red cheap lawyer to oollekt it. Before
his time had learned some sense about
lawyer, so Ihired o good one, and spread
my pocket book down before him, and told
him to take what woal id satisfy him. And
he tux. Old Phil Davis was the jestice.
Mark made the openin speech, TO the effek
that every professional man ought to be
nble to illustrate his trade, and he therefore
to'put Mr.. Fretman on the stand
and spell hin. This motion. was fout hard,
but itagreed with old PhiPs notions of thigh
jestice," and says he, "Mr, Fretman you
will have to spell sur" Mark then swore
him, that he would give true evidence in
this case, and that he would spell every
word In Danl Webster's spelling book cor
reStiy to the best Of his knowledge and be.
lief, so help him, SO. I saw theIf that he
wer trembiin all over like q GOLD wet dog.
Says Mark, "Mr. Fretmau,i spell tisik.;"
well he spelt 1t, putin in rh and III and
gh and n zh, and don't know what oil, and
| thought he was going up the first pop,
but Marks said IL was right. He then spelt
him right strait along on all sorts Of big
words, and little words. and long words and
short words, and afterwords and he knowed
em eli, till fnelly Marks ses, "Now sur,
spell Ompompynusuk." .Fretman drawd n
long breth and sed it wasent in the book.
Marks proved It wins by An old preacher
who was setting by and old Phil spoke up
with power, ses, Mr., Fretmen YOU must
spell it, sur" Fretman was sweatin like
a run down flly. He TUX one pass at il
and missed.
"You can come down. SUR" says Marks,
"you've lost your case" And shore enuf,
old Phil, give verdick against like darn.
Marks was whale in his way. At that
same court he was aboutto nonsuit dok-
tor because he dident have his diplomy, aud
the doktor beg'dthe court for tine to go
home after IT.. He rode seven miles and
back as hard as he could lick il, and when
phantly, Marks ses, "Now,, surf you will
lake the stand aud stranslate this Latin
into English, SO that the court may under
stand it," Well, he jest oaved, for he
oouldent do it.
He lost his case in too minits, for the old
squire said that dokter who, oouldent
read his diplomey he had no moro right to
prak,is than a magistrate who couldept
read the license that to jine two coupled to-
gether. This is warnin to ell profession-
II men to understand their bisness, and the
moral of tho case is, that man oughtent
% be squeezin the gals when anybody can
,ee him. BIZ. don. want it understood.
hat Pm agin il on proper okkashions and
IN tender manner. There aint no squeelin
necessary;
But must close this brief epistie.
Yours, truly, BILL AHr.
p. forgot to mention that the Freed
mans Ruro have had me up. beksuse Mrs.
Arp turned off her nurse for not talking
baby talk to her chile. She sed my wife
hrowd cheer at'he heed The lying hus-
". was therr wearin Mrs. .Arp's collar and
shawl that she'd stele. plated EN- out to
he Buro, and left in defiant disgust Tho
moral Of this is .'to stand your grown" or
,irso your babies yourself "A.
The New STYLE OF HAIRDREssINa.
The la6iaa have a adnnto4 tho, HyUH.l