The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1866-11-03
Matters Matrimonial.

Pincess ieck, lately married in London
Is having a Jolly time in vienna. She i!
giving gay parties there.
Did the minister put stamp on yor
when you were married, Nary" "A stamp
Charles. What for, pray7" "Why, matches
amt legal without stamp, you know,
"I will never marry woman who can
carve" said Jones. "WLv not?' he wa:
asked. Because she would not be help
meet for me.' 'l1 8r
\ Louisville paper announces the elope'
ment of De Haven. circus proprietor, with
the wife of an actor in that neighoorhood.
A report in a CalifornIs paper states tna'
Edwin Forrest will become a resident o.
& California, and procure divorce from his
wife under the accom- noda.ing laws of that
State. gr..
Mr. Smples. in allusion to the practice ol
buyisy AMI selling w,vce in Egypt, says his
Jerusha Ann did not .sJst hlm copper, yet
he feels that he was awiuly cheated when
be got her.
Il shall be at home Sunday remafked a
yonng lady, as she followed to the door her
beau who seemed to be wavering ia his
attachment. $50 shall L. was the brute s
reply.
Mrrried-Tuomas Hawk to Miss Sarah
Dove. Wnat savage be must be to Toms
myhiwk a Dove!
Mex November the Princess D.gmar Of
Denmark, and the Czar-vitch are TO be mar>
ricd. She is getting her bolaets and thinss
ready.
Edwin: Yon See, dearest, a fellow can t
exist without his heart, and as you happen
to have nine, OF course | cam 1t exist with
out you. Angelina: Oh, YOU absurd ere;.-
t4re
a workman in the Springfield srmory shot
n. us, il dead because It's wife refused to I've
VITO Ii.n. lie WAS to darned p,rticu a..
Tnr wives o. + lglish ecc!esiasticai 1igni-
nitaries DO not partake the sacred tile OF their
lords. Ii Is rather funny To read IN the Lon
don papers that the Archbishop OF York
..nd Mrs. Thompson arrived at Fulham
Palace ye,;er iay, ou a visit to the bishop Of
L1u GOA ;lad Mr- raIt.'
4..I4v morning a young man With a
. .....iu-s o.! .e, ioJNint much like q sweet
-.s teen" arrived in New Haven 10 necticu',
per sa.'l. ;lul, rs tnelr trunk was thrown out
oi The baggage car, II was discovered 10 Dc
On fire. IL was burst open, when 1t was
found tina. the wedding troGsseau Of both
parties was nearly ruined. 4 lev pals OF
waie: put out the tie, and showed thtt u
boIL.e VI phO,nphorus WAS the cause ot The
combustion.
:. Never be critical upon the ladies, was
the maXiu of an CID lrlsn peer, remarkable
Tor hIs homage To tn- sex; ''the pnly way IL
the world that a true gentleman ever Sili at
tempt to look at the utls ul pretty "omin.
l. t. suni hi eyes.
S,a- Ipuai"ss wife OF Marlborough
wry. - TO u- Du,e %. Somerset when lie offer
..I nrr ufrrrii-c: Il. were Young aud
ha..Issme IS | sas. inste ID of oil aud fad-d
- an, AL YJu coud lay Ia. enUire Of the
world at ms feet, YOU should never share the
heart ani haad that once heloHges tp John.
the Dlkc Of Marlborough" Mrs. sally was
onip "ietiia. On The histories oi htr times
assert tns. she lad the Dtke always in hot
water. FL. id WITS tne greatest shrew oi her day
..jy made her hus band present or a
50 =, 6 cal, Sih an angel ut the bb;ton aaJ
g.AeA he i!Ied it For hiu. he as'-l TO dssais I
to .ns bottom, when she asked him why b.
lr..Lk every drop. because. dacSev,h hr
sIiI, Il iony TO see the dear little .aE-.
Upon which she had :. devil engr..vo .r tAe
bottom, aud he drank of tie sane. a4 Ee
again asked him the re ason. ~ s-. Fe .I.i-i
he. because | won't leave The o. devil =
drop.
A certain Madam Crcssw B. UNANIMOUSLY
celebrated liz the plays 0. Ch"r-. nc .Src"u >,
time, died IN Bridewell. and ue ,Iea.i. e. = -
to have d sermon preached N winch u5-Auis
b what was well OF her should BE- sad
The seru-ou Is sad to have been written by
the Duse IT Buckingham, aud was Il, follows;
Al. | shalt say uf her Is this: She WAS born
well. she married well, she lived wei. and
shz Gied well-tor ,!,e was born at Shad.s-i
married Cress>sell she lived at Cierken-w.
aud died IL Drde>wel."
The Terre Iaurc Journal s.vs. o.
Thursday night ayOun. nna ~ .to.it 10 he
married TO young lady WIZ was ly- parent 5
choice, bat no. her osn, IA. she 'sgJ@.i that
another bad heart. and that her ljendei
husband could never get more tha: nrr hand.
Her first love with ,eutiemlH q. ,hi. city,
wem, 10 her parents rc>iG nee. w.s. OF the
city, 10 see tar uJl-.aiS CT. -brttei The
very moment -.- i" AZ over ,he esclai n
ed: This is tbe Il al I've aad want 10
marry she i'm ue'lialely fed from the
house, and getting mo his Conveyance, the
couple we've snOu cut OF sight. and by this
t.me ar. probably and wife.