The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1866-11-08
King Andy L.

points where the Presidential party
stopped in Michigan to distribute Con -
stitutions an stars-'Do you want An
drow Jobnson 90 president o. as3dT
King ?"-the people of Ohio and Penn
sylvania responded pretty loudly on.
the 9th of October that their first '''
choice was to have him for neither the
one nor the other The chances arc,
however, that they viii have to put up ~
with him ''for better, for worse," till
March 4, 1869, in the capacity, at least,
Of President. Tile publishers of Har-
peEs Weekly, keenly alive to the pull.
lie appreciation of what is truly PIC
turesque in their business, have furnish -
ed the readers of their last issue with J"
a full page engraving of design by -
the famous artist MAST, etHow King An y
dy /. will look, and what he will do.'' ~ 81
| We have studied it carefully, and have :.
come to the conclusion that the ''hJifli- +" .
BILE inditidual'' has in him the making
of a good-looking king. The artist -
has furnished him to us seated on his @
throne, bedecked in royal splendor, 90
with the appearance for all the world of ~
one born to command, without serving
any apprenticeship to the king bust .
ness, either as village alderman or couE-
ty supervisor, both of which offices, if
we mistake not, Andrew has filed to
the lively satisfaction Of the people of :.
| IGreenville, Tennessee. There is an
air of stoid seriousness about his coun-
tenance that doth well beft a king, and
we are gratifed to see that he manifests
none of that royal uneasiness in which
Shakespeare would have us believe the
head of one who wears crown can't
help lying. On the right of the ma
jestic Andrew stands the venerable My e.,
Lord What's His-Name wearing med
al marked "290'-the original name of
Alabama-with the appearance of one =.
at whose bidding the winds and the sea
would be hushed into repose, yet who
is modestly content with the control
of the naval affairs of the Kingdom
In the events Of 0 refusal to settle the .
Alabama claims, We trust Her Brit
tanic Majesty will be furnished by His
American Majesty with copy Of this
picture. She is made of sterner stuff
we are disposed to give her credit for, sdI
if she does not, Immediately on seeing -
My Lord Gideon's Neptunian profile, RI.
send him check in full for all claims. -
The Earl of Weathersfield will certain r
| ly do the business. On the left of His o5
Excellency (beg pardon-His Royal J
| Highness is Prime Minister William, q.i}
Duke of Auburn. Heis devoting some Ile
spare moments to the capital punish I3I II
ment of a number of unruly subjects Z. z.
who in the days of the Republic were 3
known as Radicals They form pro-
cession in single file out of the Capitol fife
Building in n1the distance, and for the u
most part have. funeral look about d
them that ought to move opity q heart Z.
less stony than the noble Dukes Thad- rs ..
deus Stevens has already been brought j
to the block, and must loose his head IT
All it wants is q decent Of the ak which Fz,i
is.uplifted in an awful manner Wen -
dell Philips comes next. He is wait if
ing his turn, with countenance more =.
in sorrow than in anger, evidently will =
ing to back all he said about "deposing i :.
the President" if he could but get His ~.
Royal Highness into forgiving mood.
But the King hath said it, and Wendell
must submit as gracefully as he can.-- -
Then, there is Forney-not a dead -
duck just yet, but in all human proba-
bility very likely to be one, as soon as
the headsman can dispose of the two Z
who preeede him in the road to death.
Sumner follows: Poor man! Before Il.
he is half through with honeymoon ae .t
he is about to fall avictim to offended
majesty. One can not helppleading, ri
for him on account of his domestic re- l.I
lations ;but it is evidently Of no use.
The noble Duke has duty to perform,
and must turn deaf ear even to -
voice from the bridal chamber. Ben j.
Butler is fifth in the procession. He
marches up to his fate. with stole in s,a
difference, and if it were allowable to
speak in the presence of the King,
would no doubt say something un-
pleasant to the royal ear. But has the
kingly heart no compassion for lovely
woman? u seems not, for Miss Anna
Dickinson follows close upon the heels = :
of Butler, and viii doubtless share the
solemn fate Of her brethren in the crime
of disloyaly AS we gaze upon the
sad spectacle, we can not help wishing -.
that some friendly voice were near to Eoi
whisper into the ear of offended maj
esty the name of one whose interces-
sion has never been unheeded. Why
wasn't Mrs. Cobb sent for2 q
Nasts pictures have come to be the
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