The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1866-01-04
From our Home Correspondence
EIGHTH CT JANUARY,
TrrF;S, December 2s,h. 1865

| f'Nf''N W ho't - bNNlul Hlct
ting, Chat is to soy a social drunk)
at the SuAwHAS HoUsE on the eve
ning Of the sth Of January next, a
which time they propose TO let thos
ldan,e who feel IKE IL, and those VIII
do not feel like dancing are to hav
an opportunity Of introducing an,
style Of amusement that they may dc
sire. AS the man Of tho Adrsrtise
failed to give programme, we woul,
suggest the following:
I lst. That the Clerk Of the Court o
Common Please be unanimously cho
sen as Chairman of the meeting, an,
he be Immediately escorted to III,
Chair by His Honor, the Mayor, an,
the unyielding Democrat, George =
Chaney; and that the Chairman thcr
shall have power TO appoint Patricl
III. Ryan, Secretary, whose duty /
shall be to report the proceedings o.
the meeting TO the editor of the Ad
rcr'iscr, on or before the April elec
tion and also, il shall be his duty to
note any violation of the Constitution,
aud report the same to JErF. DAVIS
and he shall refer said report to his
friends in the Southern Confederacy
I'd. That the Chairman shall ap
point John McCauly, Recorder Mar
tn, Dani, D.ldinc, "A. BE. hart An,
thony Arnold, |. X. Kagy, and III,
Constitutional Democrat, George p
CLANCY, ns n Relief Committee, whose
duty IL shall be to take charge of those
who shall be so unmindful of their
duty to tho Democratic party, as not
to get drunk on tho occasion; and IL
shall further be the duty of said Com.
nittec to be vigiIant, and wherever
hey fnd an unfortunate Democrat,
Who has, by r-pursuasion, been in
Iuccd TO take too much rn.juice "
nto his stomach, they shall immcdi
tely take possession of his body, and
notify Doctors McCollum
md llovcy, that a Democrat has tai-
en-that he has not been stricken
lown by the hand of an enemy, but
BY his natural friend, Captain Wbis.
KY. 1t is enjoincd upon said Com.
mittcc, to be particular aud annouce
The fact, that the Democrat was strick-
N down by his friend for should it To
announced that the Democrat had
been struck down by an enemy, the
whole meeting, men, women and chill
drcn, would froth, foam, aud swear
vengeance against their natural enc
my, the "union Soldier Boy"
3D.. Tho audience will drink. Whis.
Ky stroiyht shall be the beverage, and
should any one be discovered mixing
sater, sugar, nut t-mcg or sch like,
With their whisky, they will at once
,c denounced by the Chair as an Abo.
Zionist, and in favor of "Ncgro
to which married women
will respond, "Saye us from Negro
and the maidens will cry
loud, "Savo us from Niger Hus-
'andsl Give US white men for hus.
lands" aud such other out-bursts as
re natural to the Democratic heart.
Ith. Those that feel like dancing
will retire to the garrett of the Shawhan
House, and while away the tedious
hours in the "mazy dance 1t is not
that under the sal circum.
stances that surround the party, that
many wM ioinin tho maxy dance
9th. A Councilman FROM the pa.
Ward will then be called for aud,
amidst wild enthusiasm, he will an.
nouncc that he is true Democrat
aud is therefore afraid that the mig
ger will become his equal-that il
was in dread of that, that he repaired
his old muskct with which to resist
the draft, aud that il was through said
fear that made him shout good when
he heard of the death of Mr. Lin
coin.
9th. The audincc will drink.
9th. An Tx Congressman will then
be called - the audience will become
perfectly Wild with excitement. The
honorable gentleman will, in his usu-
al majestic style, walk forward to tho
Chairman aud speak as follows; "Mr,
Chairman, fellow Democrats aud la
dies of the Constitutional party, [ an,
a Constitutional Democrat - was to
Congress. and while there | opposed
the soldier i am opposed to mig
gers marrying Democratic womsn,--
Ladies', niggers are not fit to become
your husbands, it is unconstitutional
for them TO marry you. Democrats
stand frm-our daughters and sis.
tcrs implore us to save them from
"nigger husbands This is about all
us Democrats have TO do, for within
the last four years, all Of our priuci-
pies have been ignored by the people,
our great leader, Vallandigham, has
almost passed from earth to obscuri-
ty, yet it is the duty of every Consti.
tutional Democrnt IN ha Sr,, anl