The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1866-09-20


their. hands, the train moved, of. ~, -
R0sE- Here we he'd a splendid re.
cepshun and l never heard his rnaIesty
speak more felicitonsly. He menshun-
ed to the audience that he he'd swung
around the Southern side NV the cirkle
aud wuz now swinging around the.
Northern side NV it, and that he wuz
6ghtin traitors on all sides. lie left
the ConStitooshun in thef hands and bid
EN- good bye. | received at this pint
only 80 petitions for the post office,
wieh | took ~ a bad omen for the
coming election,
! UncA.--The President spoke here
with greater warmth and ierked more
originality than1 he'd before observed
He introdoost here the remark that he
didn't come to make a speech-that he
wuz goin to shed atear over the tomb
ny Douglas, THAT in swingins around
the circle he he'd fought traitors on all
sides NV it, but that he felt safe. He
shood leave the ConstoOshn in their
hands, and eff a martyr wuz wanted he
wuz reddy to die with nectness and
dispatch. e.. tar.s.
LocKroRT. The Presdentisimprovin
wonderfully. He rises with the occa-
sion. At this pint he mentioned that
he wuz sot on savih the country which
he'd honored him., Ez for him his am
bition wuz more than satisfied. He
he'd bin Alderman, member Nv the Leg
islat her, Congressman, Senator, Military
Governor, Vice President and President.
lie he'd swung around the entire circle
NV offises, and all he wanted now WIZ
to heal the wounds NV thenashen. He
felt safe in leavin the constooshen in
their hands, Ez he swung around the
cirkle-- .ao
AT this pint l interrupted him. = = /
told him that he had swung around the
cirkle wmst in thistown, and ez yoose-
full ez the phrase wuz it might spilc by
too much yoose.
AT Cleveland we begun to get into
hot water. Here is the post to which
the devil Nv Ablshism is chained, and
his chain is long enough to let him range
over neerly the whole State. Lam pain.
ed to state that the President want
treated here with the respeck due his
station. He eommenst deliyerin his
speech, but wuz made the subieck of
ribald laffture. Skasely had he got to
the pintuv swinging around the cirkle,
when a foul-moutlIed niggerlover yell
ed "Veto," and another yocifferated
"Noo Orleens," and another remarked
"Memphis,' and one after another in
terruption occurred until His Highness
wuz completely turned off the track
and got wild. He forgot his speech
and struck out crazy, but the starch wuz
outuY him aud he wuz worsted. Grant,
wich we he'd taken along to draw the
crowds, played dirt on us here, and
stepped onto boat for Detroit, leavin
us only Farragut ez attraction, who
tried to git away ditto, hut wuz timely
prevented The President recovered
his ekanimity and swung around the
cirkle wunst, and leavin the constooshn
in their hands, retired.
AT the next pint we WIZ astounded
at seein but one man at the station. He
wuz dressed with a sash over his shoul-
der, and wuz wavin a flag with wun
hand, firin saloot with revolver with
the other, and playin "IIail to the
Chief on a mouth organ, all to wunst.
"Who are you, my gentle friend" sez
l. '1m the newly appinted Postmas-
ter, sir" SEE he "I'm a perceshun a
waitip here to do, honor to our, Cheef
Magistrate, aIl.alone sir. 4 There wuz
twenty Johnsonians in this hamlet, sir,
but when the commishn came for me,
the other nineteen wuz soured and sed
they didn't care d--n for him nor lbs
policy, sir" "Wherei is the PRESIDENT"
Apdroo wuz o goin to swing around
the cirkle for this one man and leave
the constooshn in his hands, but Sew
ard checked him. FlYHeFfsyE5.si .
AtsFremont we he'd a handsome re-
cepshun, for the ofiises hewitt bin
Changed there, but Toledo didn't do SO
well. The crowd didn't cheer ,Androo
much, but when Farragut was trotted
out they gave him a rouser, wich wnz
anything but pleasin to the Cheef Mag
istrate NV this nashen, who believes in
bein respected. %
Finally we reached Detroit This
bein a Democratic city the President
wuz hisself agin. His speech here wuz
wun NV rare merit. He gathered
together in. one quiver all the sparklin
arrows he had used from Washington
to this point, and shot EN- one by one.
lle swung around the cirkle--he didn't
cothe to make a speech-he he'd bin
Alderman uyhis native town--he might
hev bin Dicktater but woodent--and
ended with Q poetickel cotashWCBich /
coedent keteh, but witch or ner ez Good
understand wlz: &" 3
"Kum wnn-Kum ull-this rock shci nv,
4. From It's firm basc-ln pigs eye. - ~
Here we repose for the mite. TO
morrow we start onward, and she
continue swingin around the cirkle till
we reach Chicago.
PETROLEUM V, NAsBY, =. NJ.
(wich is Postmaster. !