Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1866-10-26

! FIVE feet eleven inches and a half IN
| height, figure and face said to be the
model of symmetry and beautv-a
gentleman bV birth and inheritance
I There was never a mechanic in NV fam
| iIv,) educated in n European Univer-
sitv, an accomplished musician, thor
Ough linguist-and utterly incapable of
earning a living. should like to mar
rY into a wealthy family, which, want
ing the prestige of birth. would be ole
waited by an alliance with me. I could
make myself generally useful in such
a family by teaching the younger mem
bers manners, and accustOmiug the ell
der to the easy. carriage and grace Of
weil-bred people. There are many
wealthy families who have boxes at
the oDera, who, under nv direction,
would sneedilv learn to look as aristO-
cratic and important as they try to Der-
Suade themselves that they are. Such
a family after a few lessons from me
would pass for well-bred peOpIe-in a
nrOwd---and should make them un-
derstand the opera, which now they do
not.
And here Is rius11uT Itc- ffslla1- who
has got to the sticking point, but finds
his courage failing:
A YOUNG GENTLEMAN, on the point
Of getting married. is desirOus of meet
ing a man of experience who will dis
suade him from such step. Address,
etc.
And here, for wonder is a young
lady who doesn e care for money
NTATRDIONIAL.---A young lady, aged
eighteen, of good appearance, now vis-
iting in the country, wishes to cores
pond with gentleman between the
ages of twenty and thirty with a view
to matrimOny. Money no object, as
the advertiser possesses ample m cans
to support them handsomely through
life. Please address Miss S., -
Street, New York.
And here is a scamp who evidentally
sets light value on the better half"
On the 9th of July, on the night of
Monday eIOped from her husband, the
wife of John Grundy. His grief for her
absence each day growing deeper,
shOnld any man find her he begs him
tO---keep her.
And here is one who values his
above all things save One-the key Of
the cupboard
JANE,--Your absence will ruin all.
Think Of your husband-YOur parents
your children. Return-return-a
may be well-happy. At any rate, in
close the key of the cupbOrd, where the
gin is.
Here IS the descriptive list' of an
absc0nding but coveted spouse
be paid to whoever will cause the re-
turn to me of my wife Mary. She is Of
middle size light com pleXiOned, frecklS
On face, short hair, trimmed behind
and wears beau-catchers. Is about 5
years of age, and of a loving dispOsi-
tiOn, and had on three rattan hoops.
WIN. Snow, Corner of Lodge and Maid
en-.
Here is romance enough in five
ines to spread over 500 pages of or
ilnary fiction
a good place for me on the ISth---even-
ing. You have saved my life and little
money. God bless you and help You
out of your trouble. left town forev-
er.
MARIA B.
And here is the opening chapter to
another equally extensive
If the young lady who bowed to
gentleman in a window on BrOdwav
near Broome Street, who had on blue
dress and black mantilla, viii address
a note to o. H, Broadway Post Office,
aud state how an introduction can be
obtained, she viii confer great favor.
Turning from love and matrlmony
we find the drolleries of human ma
ture outcroDping quite as fuunily in
advertisements relating to subjects less
ethereal. The following from New
York daily viii readily be credited by
the reader to a scion of CIR b ri
NoTICE.--Tf the gentleman who keeps
a store in Cedar Street with a red head,
will return the umbrella he borrowed
from a lady with an ivory handle, he
will hear of something to his advan-
tage.
The nationality of the following
from foreign newspaper Is equally
| discernable:
Missing from Killarney, Jane o. FO-
gerty, she had in her arms two babies
and a Guernsy COW, all black, with red
| hair and tOrtOise-shell cCmbe behind
her ears, and large spots all down her
| back, which squints awfully.
The individual who can tell from
/ the following exactly who Daniel o.
| Flanagan was deserves a premium
/ THIS is to certify that DANIEL o.
/ FLANNAGAN, am not the person who
was tarred and feathered by the liberty
mob on Tuesday last; and L am ready
/ to give twenty guineas to any one that
will bet me fifty that I am the other
/ man who goes by my name.
! Witness my hand, this Both ofJu-
ly,, 1855.
The sarcasm of the following from
/ the New Haven Palladium will be
relished by many a victimized house
keeper
! WANTED TO HIRE.---A lady, having a
! pleasant home, no membranes but
! husband and one child, wishes to place
! herself at the disposal of some servant
/ who can come we'll recon menQed
| from her last place. She would prefer
! one who would be willing to remain
within doors at least five minutes after
| the work is finished. She would also
stipulate for the privilege of going to
church herself once each Sunday, hav-
/ ing been compelled to refuse the last
apL licant, who was not willing to al
low her but half day once a fortnight
Wages satisfactory, under SO a week.
She is deeply conscious of the utter
inability of ladies in general to COM
ply with the present demands of SER
wants she hopes by strict attention to
please in all respects. The best of refer
ences can be given also, a good recon-
mend from one who has now left her to
the fate of many housekeepers. Please
apply before a. NJ.
The resources of the human family
would hardly be able to meet the fol-
lowing need in the office of the Gull
pepper Observer
WANTED. AT this office, an EDITOR
| who can please everybody also, a
FOREMAN who can so arrange the pa-
per. as to allow every mans advertise
ment to head the column.
Here is a crusty old bachelor who
at the same time makes known his
= wants aud gives vent to his spleen
BOARD AND REPosE WANTED. lin
some sensible family, uninfesLed wit
e cats, poodle dogs, canary-biTds, iuveu-
- lie fewsharps, mimicking old maids,
3 scheminu widows, "hOpefulsn with
% matchmaking nammas, or other nui-
- sauces. Hot dinner required on Sun
. day. Terms not to exceed $50 per