The tri-weekly news. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1865-1876, 1866-10-09
How 10 Ruin Son and Finish Daugh.
ter.
HOW TO RUIN A SON.
|, Let him have his own way.

3. Suffer him to roam where he
pleases on the Sabbath,
4. Give him full access to wicked
companions.
5. Call him to no accounts for even.
ings.
6. furnish him with no stated EN-.
ployment.
HOW TO "FINIsH" A DAUGHTER,
|. Be always telling her how pretty
she is.
2. Instil into her mind proper
love of dress.
3. Accustom her to so much pleas.
ure that she is never happy at home.
a. Allow her to read nothing but
novels.
5. Teach her all the accomplish.
ments, but none of the utilities of
life.
6. Keep her in the darkest myste--
ries of housekeeping.
Z. Initiate her in the darkest igno.
rance of the mysteries of housekeep4
ing.
Z. Initiate. her into the principal
that it is vulgar to do anything for
herself. n .i|o
8. To strengthen the latter belief,
let her have u lady's maid.
8. And lastly, having given her
such an education, marry her to u
clerk, upon $500 year, or lieutcn.
ant going out to'a fort.
TT, with the above careful training,
your daughter is not finished, you
may be sure it is no fault of yours,
and you must look upon her escape as
nothing short Of agmiracie. A'f 3is
TIE EWPREss EUGENE. --Napo!e, IN
ls doing %Athat he p ssibly can to proc
dnce popularity throughout France for
the Empress, who is destined to be re.
gent, and The young Prince. who is to
wear the Imperial Crown. He puts the
Empress througha good deal of exercise,
and makes her travel a''gteat deal, III
order to make her beloved by the peo:
pie; thing which this graceful and
gracious lady can do when she sets
about it.. But it is hard work. For
example, after sting the cholera hos.
pitals at Amiens, when she returned in >
the evening, she had scarcely time to
change her dress when she was summon.
ed to assist at council of ministers,
where she had to sit for two hours and
a half trying not to sleep. Il few days
after she mast o to Nancy. A grand
fete vas to be given, and she had to
meet many bishops and mayors under.
go many addresses, and make answers,
receive many bouquets from white robed
girls, and make many compliments in
return; had to attend solemn dinner
every day both at Nancy and on the
route ttilher, to say nothihg Of the
regular ball each evening, where she
had to dance with projects and MAYORS
In truth, she was everywhere received
WITH excessive enthusiasm The stately
city Of Nancy, whose population is less
than fifty thousand, contained on the
occasion multitude of two hundred
and fifty thousand it was everywhere
adorned with triumphal arches, and all
abloom with flowers the vast masses of
people cheered themselves hoarse, and
still, time to time, shouted AnsienS !
.AnstenSi I thus celebrating the benevo
lent action Of her Majesty in visiting the
cholera patients.
An American correspondent writing
from London, thinks that the reform
agitation;sthe Fehian troubles, the
terrible famine in India, and the con-
sequences of the Jamaica revolt will
tend to hasten q revolution in Eng
land.
-. aesS -
/ United States Treasurer Spinner is
now prepared to furnish samples Of
the new perforated postal currency.
News from Japan says "ricc has
fallen two boos per picul"---whatever
that m cans.
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