The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1866-11-30
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BErrER bow your head than break your
neck.
scoRS to tramplO Oh a worm, Of crings ID
an emperor
WAST less than you have, and you will
have more than you want.
FiATrERY sits in tho parlor, while plain
dealing is kicked out Of d6ors. T .a
THEAs is never so much need Of ones
wits, as when talking with fool.
SoME philosopher says it is beauty's priv.
ilege to kill time, but time always kills
beauty,
WH is The top OF a bald mans head-like
The North Polef Because il is great besk
(bOre) place.
THIS dialect of most young ladies divides
all things into two classes--the horrid and
tho splendid.
FoED reply, that of QuiIp to his vile, who
asked him what was an artificial eye "a
new eye-dear."
WHERE is paper money frst mentioned in
tho Bihlef When tho dove brought the
green-back to Noah.
TRuE FRiENpsuIr.-In Insects Swarrn around
you in the sunshine, but only the faithful
dog stays by in storm.
AN honest farmer writes to an aeticultu.
raj society, Gents, please put me down
on your list of cattle for a bull"
"WAY, Tom, my dear fellow, how old you
look " Dare say, Bob for the fact is; I
never was SO old before in my life.p
The winning post to the race of Hfc is
slab OF white or grey stone, standing. ont
from that turf where there is 10 more Jock
cyiug.
| SPonGER came across man the other day
who is so conservative that he refuses TO
take particular medicine because IL proui-
ises to work radical cure.
Ex-PREsIDRNT Buchanan spends iRost Of
his time telling Rtores about the grandeur
of his administration the old pub. func. is
evidently in.h his anec-dotage.
NAMES are spicy and suggestive III the
mining districts. We read of a man who
met with an accident while going from He'll
Hollow to Red Dog by way Of You Bet:
ONE Of party of friends referring 10 an
exquisite musical composition, said !" That
song always carries me away when Hear
it, "Can anybody sing it asked Jerrold:
ALL superior qualities ignore themselves.
Who has ever believed himself humble
without thereby being proud? Does not
/ bSHOiOnliJ bOitONO nh0tAb ElNCht
An agricultural society offered premium
| for the best mode OF irrigation, which was
printed irritation by mistake whereupon
an honest old farmer sent his wife to claim
the prize, .a
Two Irishmen were travelling, when they
stopped to examine gude-board. Twelve
miles to Portland" said one. Just sax
miles apiece" said the other. And they
trudged on, apparently we'll satisfied al the
small distance
AN lrishman, who was engaged. to cut
ice, when handed cross-cut saw with
which to commence operations, pulled out
copperi and tnrhing to comrado, ex.
claimed Now, Pat--fair play head or
tail--'Oh9 goes bslo,o r
A MAN met big Indian on the plains, d
few weeks ago. The gentle savage had 4
large bundle Of scalps, and the white man
made bold to ask him what he had been
doing. {" Heugh r said the noble red man.
me been skirmishing for waterfalls!
A cRusTY old bachelor, not liking the way
his landlady's daughter had Of apprbpria.
ting his hair-oil filled his bottle with Spanl-
ding's glue, the day before ball to which
she was invited, and she stopped at homo
in consequence. II was fiendish revenge:
A PHRENoLoGIsr has been examining
Queen Nictoria's head. He said he found
llhe bump OF adhesiveness sadly dehcienti if
it existed at all. In Justice, however, to
this gentleman, we will state that the
Queens head under examination was q post;
age stamp. I.
A French noblemen, who had been satii
rized by Voltaire, meeting the poet soon If.
tor, gave him hearty drubbing, The poet
Immediately flew to the Duke OF Orloansl
told him how he had been used, and begged
he would do him justices ".Sif," replied
the Duke, " it has been done you already"
THE following 10 said to be copy Of d
letter sent by q member of the legal pro.
fession TO q person who was indebted 20
one of his clients Sir, | am desired to
apply to you for S75 due to my client, Mr.;
Jones. II you send me tie money by this
day week, you will Oblige me II not,
will oblige yOt."
AN English paper says trichina cannot
live at the temperature of boiling water so
that thorough cooking by boiling, Of infect
ed pork, is all that is required to render it
: harmless. This rerfiinds the Hartford Press
of the old lady's advice "Alwuz eat your
chestnuts billed, my son. Billed WORMS
don't never hurt nobody"
A COOPER, who was in need ofhoop- poles,
beset nidn to furnish him with somei
" Where eau get EN- Z" questioned tho
man. " Any where steal EN-, il you cant
do any better The poles were furnished
and paid for, when the cooper inquired of
the seller whore he got such nice lot.
Stole EN-. as you told lue to do, was the
answer " Where did you steal. em 4"
" on, up in your woods returned the man,
iingling his profits.
AnoNG tho parIor games occasionally
used is one called " squaring cirrleh II
consists in arranging words in such a maii-
ner that perfect square of known words
shalt be made whicd shall read veflically in
the same order as horizontally. The prob
lem Of " squaring the circle" which has
puzzled mathematicians for ages, has beei
solved In this way. Thus; M
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