The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1866-12-13
Nasty.
Shall the Democratic Party Live or Die ?
Mr. Nasty Gives His Views on
the Subject. s,,
Written for the Tolt

bu6 DuUI0OL aFt
Written for the Toledo Blade.
a- CoNFEDRIT x ROADS, 4
(Which is in the Staff of Kentucky, :
November 20, 1866.
+ The papers Nv the country are very gene
rally discussin the question /: shell tn
Democratic party live or dep wicE, whel
we take in to considerashen the fac that tn
corpse il afore US, seems to be holler mock
cry and heartless trifiin with the feeling
Nv the friends of the deceast. There ain
no yoose Nv talkin NV It's fucher, coz its il
its fucher now, and tomb stone mite e.
we'll be put up now, regardless Of expense
commemorative its virchoos.
The Chicago Times aud various other pa
pers are advocatin the lice Nv fioppin owe
to niger suffaage. have let my Web
sterian Intellek lite onto this subjeck at va
rious times, and the more hev considered
it, the more am satisfied that it wont do
A nabur of mine wunst he'd the stummick
axe, and applied to me for remedy. In
spirit Nv iockelarity | told him that strick
nine wood cure that ez well as all othe
physicle ills. The poor fellow not seein i
wuz joke, took an ounce or two aud neec
state the result He sleeps in the valley
Niger suffrage, wich is rank pizen, wooc
end the troubles Nv the democracy, bu
woodent it end dimocrisy also 2 We mite
die gracefully ez Dimocrats, but wood oul
resurrection Ell .ablishnists be certain
Wcodent the people wnen we are wuns
entombed, forget to awaken US ..a-
My objections are these
/. We can't gobble Ablishen votes with
niger suffrage, for the reason that eff the
people desire it they'd probably go to the
inventors thereof, that they might be
ashoored Nv getting the genooine article
Z 2, We can't get the niger after he is a
man and brother. The Times idea is,
we'd ketch EN- on the score that the trash
naturally gravitates to US. We are too late
for this. The niger just now is looking
up-not down, aud eff the tax wuz taken of
NV whisky, 50 ez to bring that essenshel 10
Dlmocratic success wunst more within our
means, and we shood devote ourselves en-
Enthusiastically to the work, we wooden't be
able to get EN- down to our level in TWEEN ty
years
Afore that time | shell hev gone into that
other world wher pollytix won't trouble me,
and of the orthodox relijus beleets Nv the
day is correct, in the department Nv the
tother world In which | shell pull up, there
will be strong Democratic majority. Ez
| lift up.my eyes from thence, it will do me
no pertickelar good, eZ | know NV, to be
told that the Dimocracy bev elected Their
President by niger votes-that intelligence
woodn't supply the place Nv the water |
shood be calm for.
Its instant relief we need, and eff life is
ever pumped into the carcass afore us, il
must be done to wunst. hev an lice for
the salvation Nv the party, wicb,' eff acted
on, will give US lease Nv power for years
-MExIco
Here is suthin feasible Let the South
adopt the constitutional amendment to
wuDst, providin Congress will knock out
the third section wicb DISTINGUISHES the heft
Nv us who is fit for Congress and also re-
peel the test oath, aud innejitly let John
sou annex Mexico How will it stand,
then We hev ten States out. which we
kin depend upon Kentucky, Delaware aud
Maryland make thirteen, and Mexico kin
be cut up into twenty more, or thirty for
that matter, givin us clean majority in
the SENT House aud Electoral College
hev let myintellek out onto this subieck
and amt mistaken. In Mexico is the pre-
else populashun We kin best work upop
They cant understand our speekers.'' seq
one objector. Very good admit it, and
what do we want w voters who kin under
stand US The downful Nv the democracy
the mint the people begun to
understand US So long ez they took things
on trust, it wuz all right, but when they
begun to question. the jig WIZ up. Intel
LICENSE is good thing in the abstrack but
you must be modrit III its yoose
Enuff Nv us would hev to emigrate thith-
er, NV course, to be sent back to Washing
ton. Seward and |, for instance wood go
to the SENT from Chiahuahua, Doolitte and
DR.. Odds, Nv Ohio, from San Juan, Henry
Clay Dean and Cowan from ,nnamaulpas,
John Morrissey and Randall from Matamo-
ras, Vallandigham and Slocum from Te-
Gustav and Beecher-No they've
gone back on us--Jim Steedman, and Jes
sic d Brite FROM Puebla, ct settery.
There wood be room for every one Nv the
leadin Democrats North in these states.
Their wood be sixty seats In the SENT and
three hundred in the house to be filled, be-.
sides the State offises The hundreds Nv
thousands Nv Dimokrats now mournin for
offises, and who can't be supplide, wood
here find openins. Think NV it Thirty
States turned over to us with people wich
coodn't compete with US for the ofises. Ny
sole expands with the thot. The field wood
be rich one for Andru jackson Rogers to
stump, for the people, not understandin a
word Nv wat he wuz sayin and hevin a
high opinion Nv the Amerikins, wood think
he wuz talking sence And His eggslency,
the President wat chance it would be
for him J! He Good hev Duglis dug up aud
reburied at Monterey, SO ez he Good hev a
excuse for making a tour to the tomb eff
Ell the friends of the statesman objected TO
hat, he Good go to Chicago by the way of
the City NV Mexico and Good make his
speech at the way stations through that
country without fear The Mexikins wood
reserve the constooshns and stars gladly,
and ez they don't understand the language
they woodent receive his speech with peels
Nv lafture ez they did on his late memorable
toor thro Moo York, Ohio, Michigan, Ilinoy.
ct settery, the remembrance of which even
at this day sends thrill Nv anguish thro
umph in Delaware and Maryland cannot
aud does not soothe.
The people of the North wood receive the
propssishen gladly. | menshuned the mat
ter to leadin Merchant ~ Philadelphia,
who he'd just declined to give six months
credit for small stock NV goods to friend
Nv mine, on my endorsement, but who, in
in the most gentlemanly manner. expressed
a Willingness to sell for cash. and he warm
ly approved Nv it. Co." said he, land ef
it will work ez you say. and take them in.
cubusses out Nv this country, | think kin
not only promise you the co-operashen Nv
the people up the North, but also money
enutf to pay your fares to the land NV your
choice"
And he bust into teers.
wat are you weepin for ?'' sed |, aston
ished.