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A Prudent Ngnfhnr

Will keep Atherton's Cherry Cordial in her house
1t has always been administered with great success
TO children while Teething or suffering with the Sum-
mer Complaint. being remarkably soothing in its ma
ture, without injury to the nervous system, which s
the case with most syrups and cordals used for these
complaints. For sale by Druggists. ap6-eolv
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DIED..

JENNINGS.-Departed th;s Tic,
cSnSsgmption Samuel Jennngs in uh iSs 9 St OF
ShrasG aaf dong suffering yb
Eliza Jennings. Sun Oh Samuel and
b His iI relatives and friends are requested 10
bis fathers Tssdencey coaf
stfsfs papers please ena fayete
the 4oS Sss- ~ me tn 1866. George j. Gbnev IN
xS SadEik X It'll. 1866, william 9,
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G1IrY COMussIoNEHs.s OFFTCE-
IT, rr.,, O. BALTIMORE, 9th juno, 1866.
Inc olty commissioner has received an applica-;
tion IN writing, from sundry owners Of properfv
m Pinslng and fr0nting. on jenkins alley between
onni an ana Dolphin streets. to have said part of
Jenkins Alley graded, curbed and paved 'N-' u
ne' therefore. hereby gives notice to all whom it
T ay Seeneern' that he will attend at his Office on
~ nohSDAf, the l4th june at 10 O'Clock, A, M to
take into consideration and determine on said an
plication. By order. 0- '@'' Ap-
je9-eod2t - To tbo T;t ~ Ca III, Giefk
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Hair DyeI Hair Dye!!-BAcHrro.,s IT,
DYE is the best in the world. The only tr,s ana
perfect Dye-h Observation-Disclosures and reliable
Produces splendid black or natural brown-reme-
dies the ill effects of bad Dyes and frequently restores
the original color. Sold by all Druggists The genu
me Is signed. w. A. BACHELOR. 81 Barclay street.
New York. fo1-dSw1r
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REMOVAL.

REMOVAL.
"arfehs FIRE and WATERPROOF Roofing,
Perfectly Fire-Proof, Perfectly Water Proof.
oneauahed for Durability. Security. and Economy.
. Applied at shortest notice. and in any section Of
the country. JAS. II. JOHNSON & Co.,
o%'-oln1p South street
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a. FURNISHED DWELLING FNR
E:a LEASE.-Win LEASE for 3 wears a Ses;-ob,.
DWELLING. in the vicinity of the Was6;nSton
Monument, completely furnished.
HENRY W. ROGERS 4 CO.
mSR-u cor. Charles and Fayette SITS.
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Butchers Dead Shot for Bedbups

Kills upon touch. curls them up as fire does leaf
and remains of permanent effect. Try it, and sleep
In peace. Sold by all live druggists. my16- 2dpeolm
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sweet OpOpOnax. Sweet OpopOnax. T.,
L. SMITH u Co.'S New Perfume. from Mexico. 1t is
10 De hoped that American statesmen will take a
warmer interest In the welfare of Mexico when they
smell Smiths Extract of Sweet Opoponay Notur.
could not produce richer gem or choicer nerf,me
L. I. Smith & Co., New York
Sole originators and Proprietors
A. CRoYEAU. Ill Baltimore street. nv1oS atE.
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Ktndling Wood,
Aromatic yegetah,e Soon

ooisate's Aromatic Vegetable Soap.
A superior Toilet Soap, prepared from, ,.s,,
Vegetable Oils in combination with e,,y..-,.o
GNU especially designed for the use of Ladies' and
ior the nursery. Its perfume is exquisite and ito
washing properties unrivallei. For sale by all dru.
Rists. en-
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John GLENN & CO.,
~ REAL ESTATE AGENCY,
So SECOND STREET. BALTIMORE.
are prepared to buy sell and exchange Real Estate
10 rent Houses and collect rents to borrow and loan
money, 70 attend to investments and other business
DWELLING HOUSES.-On st. PauI. north of
Madison; on Monument. west Of St. Paul on 81,
GSarey. near Baltimore; on Eutaw, north of Frank
IN; on Eutaw north of Madison on Lexington. east
81 rlne; on Saratoga, near Gimor ON Calhoun near
lexington: Oh Pierce near Chatsworth
fQh REN -Four Country Places, well improved.
good IocafI4ns and near the city. wa
OLD FREDERICK ROAD.-For Sale or Rent a
handsome Cottage on the old Frederick road az
miles from the city. II rooms good out bHildingsa
VIII y o IL Tr aeIes ct land attached.
al, hEDEhICh TuRNPIKE.-1O acre. on Catons
E.tIe fassenger Railway i've miles from cty we'll
n EATONSy1LLE PROPERTY--Co1ntt,rVO ssato
O9tteges ana Farms. improved and unimproyed, fHr,
. FREDERICK RoAD-EligbIe Building Lot. f,,,n,
70 miles from the city. on the Frederick road
commanding view of the city. country and river for
FARMS FOR SALE-Farms from 20 to OOD Acre0
for sale low. anu 'hsinla-
Apply to JOHN GLENN & CO.,
- NM ~ Second street. Bait.
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SAsE BALL.-Tbe second game of the season
ARfor the Championship and the Silver Rail JnI
mated by Mr.. Geo. Grafton will come off Saturday
aeTpno9n. June 9Th at "a O'Clock. the grounds Of
Tne fastlme Club, on Madison avenue between the
PaStime and Maryland Clubs Admission Is cents.
Laaes Tree The grounds are now in beautiful order
ana ana ample accommodations provided for visitors
pect to present to the public series of match games
with celebrated Clubs the most brilliant season Of
this favorite sport which has yet been given Homo
Tary members can obtain their tickets on application
je6-w,f&s St $1,000,
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MARRIED..

N-BRAsHEARs-ont h.7,h ,n,.,u.
RaI si9 MeV: !. j. Murray John D. McCubbin. of
more city " 'HSihia brasnears, OF Baitl.
SC0TT-BRUNT.-on the oaa o.u-l.-n.
Rs,o galloway. John E. Scott Of Viys;n w n eni
oena' youngest daughter of Ralph Brnnt Ean ana
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.ss. sgsIsss III .:5og15a:s. sgasnees Of
e1tt from Boston. viii please attsnd ~ Lucy A. Or
nenss 'nsy are stored 81 their risk sSd sas
nsir.v eer BuaAaa.aS vSa1}f .S = GRAY BRA
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n A PIERRE HOUSE.
~ PHILADELPHIA
The subscribers having leas ed this fsyorite House
it has been '-' -"' 'ti'o iiouSe'
REFITTED AND REFURNISHED
IN AN ELEGANT MANNER
And 20 noo prepared totth the most perfect oppoint-
~, nents for the reception of quests.
Inc hrst position among frst-class Hotels will be
maintained in the future, as in the past =
lny2o 3m ..-. BAKER IL FARLEY
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NOTICE TO SHIPPERS.

Hm~ NOTICE TO SHIPPERS.
ssf.aESlszsegHb FREIGHT FOR RICHMOND AND
,r,r,, PETERSBURG.
THE OLD BAY LINE, Union Dock, foot of Con-
cord street. WIN
The Baltimore Steam Packet Company is now
prepared to receive freight daily for Richmond and
PETERSBURG and forward the same at as low rates as
Shippers are requested to have their goods dis
tinctIy marked and ordered by the Old Bay Line.
myl1-t L.. B, PARK Agent
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New MUsIC.-We are indebted to the en-
terprising publisher, Henry McCaffrey, ESQ.,,
for quite lot of new music, very handsomely
brought out, and to which We would direct the
attention of all who desire something fresh in
this line; as follows: "Return of Enoch ar
den,' music by j. 7. Gosden; "Minnie Mine"
music by the same; MAY FEower Schottish, -
by R. Lertz; the "Angoza Schottish," by Jas
E. Magruder; the song-"Dear Fathers Come
Home,' words by Gen. Hayward by
j. T. Gosden; and "Soceet Remembrance" a
sentimental waltz, by R. Lertz. These can
all be procured at the extensive music estab-
lishment of Mr.. Mccartney, 2O5 West Balti-
more street.
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ANNUAL REpoRr OF THE NEW YORK Cha,


Der OF COMMERcE.-We have been favored
with copy of the above volume and afford
ing as it does an excellent and comprehensive
glance of the business and doings generally of
the great entrepot of commerce for this con-
tinent, we take pleasure in expressing our
thanks for the favor, for a work so essential
to any one who wishes to know what is going
forward in the commercial world. Filled as
it is with valuable statistics, and enlightening
one with what is going on abroad in relation
to the rules of trade, &C., we should think
that every merchant in the land ought to be
provided with a copy, for as digest of mari
time law and magazine of foreign decisions
and precedents, it is the equivalent of MANY
law libraries. Giving glances, besides, of
what has been done in all the great depart.
ments of trade, in Coffee, Tobacco, Wool,
Iron, ETC., no volume that we know of can be
handler within its scope for reference, and we
reiterate our thanks for the favor conferred.
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)AILY COMMERCIAL.
BALTIM md.
ATURDAY MORNING. JUNE Q. 1868.
To Correspondents.

No notice be taken Of anonymous communications.
Hhderer Is intended for insertion must be u,ther-
ticaten bv the name and address Of the 1criter-not
necessarily for publication but as gtorcntytor his
GOOD faith. We are not 10 he considered responsi-
BE 10, the opinions eaDressed6p correspondents.
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0F A SUPERIOR REMEDY.-wec can con-
ES scientiousy recommend to those suffering from
Q distressing cough, DR.. Striokland's Mellifuous
Cough Balsam. 1t gives relief almost instantaneous
and is wtha not disagrseable to the TASTE There is
no doubt that the Meifuous Cough Balsam is Que Of
prieor claims for it. We have tried it during The
past week and found relief from most distressing
cough. 1t is prepared by DR.. Strickland, No. l3S
Sycamore street. Cincinnati, Ohio. and for sale By
Druggists Wholesale agents Iomsen i Block. and
a. so9ser EzCh ... iy3-1v
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N STEAMER KENT
.A&SSaS FOR CHARTER FOR EXCUR-
-. ksass% SIONS. Apply at the corner of
oonluen anu hlgnt streets. je7-tl2p
RILEIARDSl BELLA RDS! RIIIIARnSI
HS would call the attention of buyers to nv new
improved PATENT COMBINATION CUSHT0NS
AND TABLES, which cannot be surpassed by any
others in the world for elasticity correctness of angles
and durability, which ! sell at reasonable prices
thing connected with the trade. Orders by mail
attended to at my factory, 1856 Fulton street New
YORK City. [je4-su W H. GRIFFITHe
GoNsIaNEEs' NOTECE.-The Consignees of
- bales of cotton, marked A. NJ r.: Trunk
marked I. f. Clark, and pipes, ~ mines and d.
casks liquor. marked Robert Jones s. Co., landed
from Steamer +. G. KNIGHT. from Savannah. e.
celpt OF their Goods as the same are stored at their
PENDERGAST FENWICK & CO
oeI-u " Smiths wharf up stairs
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MR.. JOHNsTON
NJ BALTIMORE

opn,c,, LOCK HOSPITAL,
=, Discovered in the Great Hospitals Of Eurore
the most certain speedy. and only efsctual remedy
IN the world for Weakness of the Back or Limbo.
Structures, Affections of the Kidneys and Bladder'
Involuntary Discharges. Impotency. General Debii'
lty. Nervousness. DgspePsy Lanegor, Low Spirits
ity. Trembling Dimness of Sight qiddiness Dis
eases Of the Head. Throat Nose or Skin, Affections
BILE disorders arising from Solitary HABITS of Youth
secret and solitary practices more fatal to hsr VIC
tins than the song of Syrens to the Mariners Of
Ulysses, bightng THAR most brilliant hopes or an
icipationss rendering Marriage, &cs impossible. :.
DIR. JOHNSTON = - ..-ls.i..5
side going from Baltimore street, few doors from
the corner. Fail not 70 esssrgt Name and Number.
LISTERS must esatsan q stamp. q o... vg6sA-H
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OFFICE OF THE HOWARD FIRE .NSrT.
" RANCE COMPANY.
nTy-rnp>-n ~, BALTIMORE, June 4th, 1866. .
TINS d day declared DIVIDEND OF SIX PER
GEEI on the capital stock. for the SIX months end
s me 9lst ultlmo clear of all taxes payable on and
after the 9th instant. By order, '-' "N"
JEST AA'hAN "lhEE aas.
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MACHINE CARDS,
4Vh LEATHER BETTING

- 81. AND LEATHER HOSE,
or quality.
On hand, general assortment of artic used by
Cotton and Woollen Manufacturers. Railroads., Ma
chine Shops. DC. i.
The attention of consumers and dealers is called to
his PATENT STRETCHED Betting. made Of
PURE OAK LEATHER, and warranted equal to any
made.
Orders for Cotton and Woollen Machinery Of su
kinds promptly attended to Ct msnufacturers prices
- JOHN II. HASKELL
Se2-K I'..s No ~ s. Rutaw n
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VENHE UNDERSHGNED, being unable to at
!! tend to business for the present in consequence
having business with him, to Messsrs MORRISON 4
WARNER, Attorneys at Law. No. ST. PAUL ST.
In whose hands his books and papers have been
June LIST, 1866. ie7.Tb 10 A.
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OFFICE NATIONAL FIRE

hFFFCE NATIONAL FIRE -
W INSURANCE COMPANY,
III, BALTIMORE, June 9th, 1896
The Board of Directors of this Compan have this
day declared Dividend upon the Capital Stock of
past SIX months; ten per cent. to the Stockholders
ana tnree per cent to the Contingent Fund payable
on and after MONDAY, June 18th. 'N' WIN
The Governm emit. city and State Taxes Maid nv the
Company. N ~ 'Ne
By order, r q TANnT Is'
je7-d4t6eo2w $780,,
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FOR RENT.

M FOR RENT.-FURNISHED HOUSE
ha IN N w. section of city. Country Scat on Yves
tern Marylan Railroad; do. one on Falls Road: de-.
turnished) in Hartford county
49,, GEO. W. TINGES & SON,
myZ-u 3. st. Paul street.
- FOR RENT.-FURNISHED HOUSE IN
HHssH BOLTON TERRACE. containing all the mod
with immediate possession. Apply to '
GEO.-W. TINGES Il SON,
10y . No, 3 st. Pauls street.
G:a FURNISHED HOUSE IN HARTFORD
800 ~ ooUNI9 FOR RENT, with Orchard, Lawn and
hon ION. high and healthy, within mile and half Of
d eer VTeek eight miles from Railroad; stage to the
For full particulars, apply to ......
GEO. W. TINGES Il SON,
HlSI-u : ST paul str
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ST. NICHOLAS -
EENNAE,,, RESTA RANT. IS az
-sGEtS No. Al GERMAN ST, No. Al, $A#sY
sd bet. Howard i Liberty-sts. ~Ss~
The undersigned takes this method of informing
his friends and the public generally that he has re-
opened the above House. N ~
Vt, The Bar will always be stocked with the CHOICEST
WINES, LIQUORS, ALE and CIGARS; the larder
Win an the decaces of the season, at greatly re-
FREE LUNCH at II o'clock A. M. to which
would respectfully invite my patrons.
o0, THOS. MEUSHAW,
myzo I'm Propre tor
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BALTIMORE DAILY OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES JUNE 8 1855
MISCELLANEOUS.

OFFICE COMMIssIONERs PUBLTC
" SCHOOLS.
ppono, BALTIMORE. May 30th, 1866.
,-, PROPOSALS FOR COAL.
IttoPP1msaaIs ior supplying the PUBLIC SCHOOLS
tbis ca nn vi me ensuing year will be received at
Coal must be put into the bins of the several Schools
th Information may be had on application at
W. C. ARTHUR
PpAyID EVANS. Committee
je9-3tawtJel5 " D MrJfTtroS coo.,..
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RESTAURANTS.

COLUMBUS PORNsHILEs RESTAURANT.
a K Keep sS Constantly ON salIya on b s1 &
49, the best brands Of Wines, SSs$s
Liquors. Ale and Cigars to which cali Ssss&4ieR5
the special attention of my friends and customers
Ladies and Gentlemen's Dining Saloon is attached
%here all the deicaces of the season will be served
Free Lunch at II o'clock A. NJ. my29.1m
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1866-08-09

AN ESSA on THE MUSE-
BIZ IcHABoD sPINKs.


In selectin subjeck Of loominary character
don't wish to be understood as hayin emmy
thing agin astronomical sciences, for / have
alters bin, from my youth up to the present II
tin, luver of natur in all her rnodez and ten
ses. luv TO listen to the wobbn Of the feth-
cred birds when they are a washin themselves
in the mudpuddle; | luy to lay on the warm
grass under a tree in haydn time, and see the
other felers a mowin; luv to sit beside OF sum
plassic murmerin stream. when the musseeters
don't bite, and news upon the gushin Duties OF
sirth. At SIGH times my more sensytive feel
ings are deeply affected both innard and out
ardly, and can diskiver things wieh IN my
more normal sense shouldn't notis. The breze
sighin threw the trees IS musick more butifu
than hand origin can git up. The buzzin of the
insex, the crocen Of the bulfrogs, and the blair
tin of the sheap =tr up all the idecal romans OF
my sole and invariably burst out into poitry-
Nv feelins must git vent and then Kerlaps
into my usual sang ford. (That last expression
is from forrin tongl | pity the feiier what
hant got no inspiration into him he amt no
buddy, and he's only fit to dig clans, or foiler
polytix. or sum such meanial perfession.
But perposed to speak Of the mune, and
shouldn't have wandered off iato the luther
plants. OF all the heavily bodies the mune
seems the highest to Us and IS most looked up
to- 1t gives lite in the mite time when its dark
tharfore is gilmore account than the sun which
only shines in the da-time when its lite enutf.
1t don't rize in the nsornn ike the sun duz but
gifts up at all times o. day and sets vicey versy.
There is various and infictin opinuns about the
origin Of the mune. Sum say its made Of CREME
cheese, while others think there's man III 1t, but
the fylosyfurs sa its volcano what busted up
on the arth flew off into space. and gt.in turn
ed inside out couldent git back agin But these
are only superstitions and shud be treated as
SIGH. We sharnt probably no for sartin till
Agasscs gifts home from his fishin tower How
it don't signify TO US common foax; the fact
is there and 50 is the mune.
To coniinner nay depression. The mune is
peculiar in sum things well as others. and has
90: Eases and horns. When its new you cant
see it. 1t has powerful effect on the wether,
and when it gets full, foaks with week branes
cant sleep. dorgs bare at it, and ROSTERS crow
afore ito mornin. 1t is also very attractiv, for
when it Mes tho waters of the see foller it a
piece, but when it sets they so BAG agin to the
nifty dope whence they cum frum. Farmers
sow pease onto the full of the mune they
won't gro rong.
That's about all | can tell about it, exceptin
that its lite is very agreeable to the isite and it
is much used by young foaKs to court by
Portland Transcript
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A Prompt Witness.

Have you purchased any intoxicating liquor
OF the defendant? inquired the constable.
Not that | remember, replied the witness
coolly.
Have YOU obtained any at his store?
Not that remember.
VIII you try 10 recollect: bear in mind that
you under cath.
ian, iry ing said tie witness, ard pause
eDsued.
Well, witness, what do you say now? contin-
ued the official presently.
haven't made any discoveries as yet.
Have you not, within a week, told persons
that you bought liquor Of defendant?
Not that l remember.
Did you not tell yesterday that you had
bought splits of defendant?
Yes, sir.
You did, Aha! Well, sir, when you told
me that, did you Ii. or tell the truth?
told the truth.
Well, sir, then you have bought spirits Of de-
ndant?
Yes sir.
What did you mean by swearing you could
not remember2
meant that could not
Your memory returned amazingly quick. Did
You pay defendant for the spirits you bought Of
him?
Yes, sir.
How much?
Twenty five cents
What kind of spirits did you buy?
Spirits OF camphor
Ahem, we res. the case here.
Not guilty came from the jury box, the
memters tried to appear sedate and dignified
and with effort restrained themselves from
joining in the roar Of laughter that went round
the courtroom.
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" What They Eat mt Xenia.

The "Fat Contributor" gives the following
experience of endeavoring to get dinner at Ne
MIA on the Little Miami Railroad:
Twenty minutes for dinner shouted the
brakesman as We approached Xenia
Arrived there entered the dining room and
inquired of the waiter:
What do you have for dinner?
Twenty minutes was the hurried reply.
told him i would try a half a dozen min
utes, raw, on the half shell, just to see how
they went. Told him to make minute of it
on his books. He scratched his head trying
to comprehend the order but finally gave it up
and waited upon some else.
approached man who stood by the door
with a roll Of money in his hand.
What do you have for dinner?
Half dollar, said he.
told him l would take half n dollar we'll
done. | asked him if he couldn't send me, in
addition, a boiled pocket book stuffed with
greenbacks. and some seventh irties, garnished
with postage stamps and ten cent scrip. Also,
Confederate bond, done brown with lettuce
alone Get us aDone.) | would like to wash my
dinner down with National Bank Notes, on
draft
He said they Were out Of everything but the
bank notes. and he then ordered waiter to go
and draw some.
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Curiosities of Marriage Service in England
A clergyman in Hampshire, England. writes:
If you had married as many couples as | have
You would be aware that it is not only when
German princes appear at the hymenial altar IN
England that novelties in pronunciation occur
and foreign matter is introduced in the marriage
service. In my parish it is quite the fashion for
the man in giving the ring say to the woman:
With my body | thee wash up. and with all
my hurdle goods / thee, and thou; to which
strange trio he pertinaciously sdheres in spite
of all my endeayors 10 correct the text. One
who could not read, bat had taken praise
worthy pains to learn his part beforehand had
perfectly mastered what he was taught, only
unluckily his coach had blundered upon the
baptismal instead OF the matrimonial service, so
when Intercepted to taking the woman to be
his welded wife, the bride groom stoutly affirm
ed: All his | steadfsstly believe The wo-
men are usually better up to this part OF the
prayer book than the men; bat one day bride
Caught in government SCHOOL, startled me by
making the extraordinary vow to take her hus-
band too ave and too 'eld from this day fort
nit for betterer horse for richerer power in sig
gerness else 10 love cherries and bay What
meaning this marvellous farrago conveyed to
her mind it is beyond the power Of mine to
imagine
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GA young lady said to her beau as she held
out pot Of het water in her hand: Promise to
marry me or | will scald you.' Throw the wa
ter said be, I'D rather be scalded ence, than
every dayof my fife'