The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1866-06-14
A Sarnint.

A Sarmint.
BY JULIUS C. SNOW, ESQ, LATE OF TIL
FREEDMEN's BUREAU, BOSTON.
DE tex on dis stressin 'casion am
desc stirrin and heart Dustin obser.
wasions:
WHAR's DE FREEDMAN's BURo NOW
My Culled 'Sciples: julius, de
American citizen of African scent,
am heah befoah de house in a state
OBJ extreme Encouragement. De
cullud popylashnn has been ske-
wished by Mr.. Johnsing whose front
name is Ander. His o toes have
stepped onto our aspirations and
de Freedmen's Buro am clean done,
gone, busted. DE kloven huff Of
de individual which his last cog
nomen is Johnsing, hab been made
distinkly visible to de unkivered
obtics oh de public. Dat is to say
you can see it wild de naked eye,
widout de aid of telescope. He
is de Moses Iscariot oh desc de-
generated days.
My cullud frenz, who's dis John
sing2 say. He was muffin but a
tailor. Yes, gemmen and folks, he
came from low straxshun, and his
parent on his fathers side was old
Johnsing, and
WHAR's DE FREEDMAN's BURo NOW ?
Dis is de very unkindest cut OBJ
all, as Spokeshave say. Dis is de
midnight Oh de midwinter OBJ our
discomfort.
De smashin oh. de Buro, l consid-
er de most greatest and exceeding
est mightiest kalamity of dis age
| am a orator, acknowledged, but
whar's de language to do justice to
de extreme proportions oh de pro-
digiousness OBJ de magnitude OBJ de
enormousness OBJ de universal am
plitude oh de-de-
,~ WHAR's DE BURo NOW?
My frenz, you'll excuse de wrath
and indignashun dat's in de veins
OBJ de ancient and honorable cullud
speaker who is now speaking sich
burning eloquepce in your midst
dat's to say me. But cannot dis
train de powerful ideas which am
leaping and wrestling into my brain.
De krisis has cum. De sisters OBJ
de krisis and all their sisters have
arriv, and the very earth quakes,
de stars emit flashes oh indignant
thunder, de very universe trem-
bles, and boundless immensity ech-
oes back de dire question, . b..
WHAR's de BURo NOw?
My hearers, de ole man eloquent
must rest here; he has fought de
good fite, but he's gone in. Look
at desc tattered garments, all worn
to shreds in de noble cause OBJ de
Freedman's Buro, which Johnsing
has tramped into with de-as l
may say, de stern heel oh despot-
isml Wherefore dis excitement,
you may ask. De answer am here.
Overpowered sentimentality, over
burdened with hefty grief! My
day is run, my occupation gone, for
de tex says
WHARA AM DE BURo NOW?
But my followers, Nebber glib up
de ship. Julius will nebber fail
When de earthquake shall have
ceased, when the storm shall have
spent its fury, and the tempest
hushed into zephyrs. When the
floods have retreated and the giant
of terror, diSmay and distraction,
have returned to the dim caverns
of their abode, there in the midst
of the ruin shall be seen dis hum
mel individual, umbreller in han,
hat under de table, handkerchief in
de rear pocket oh de narrative OBJ
his swaller-tailed coat, yelling elo-
quence to de natives, dis tex,
WHAR AM DE BURO NOW?
Brudder Greeley will proceed to
collect de revenue in de usual way,
while de congregation jines in dis
highly edifying hymn
Oh! giggle google gumpacross,
Dat am berry fine;
Den dis niger steal horse,
And off to Caraline!
Jiggle, joggle, possum fat,
Hop de dooden doo
Is got a lovely Thomas cat,
.r.''O! don't you want one tool
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