The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1866-06-29

bAILooHs are ike Vagrants, when mp,
they have no visible means of support.
EVEN pig "on the spit has the ,conso-
lation Of thinking that things may turn.
HoT water satis6eth no thirst, angry
words mend no broken cups and sducers.
LIKE cures like. Sulphur comes from ve-
suvius therefore tits good for eruptiotis.
llE who has ceased to enjoy the superb
ority of his friend, has ceased to love him.
MAXIM of an incorrigible-,It is very dan.
gerous to leave off habits in cold weather.
DoN'r have too many friends, He who
can't count his friends cau't count upon
them. 'e' "'''@t TN
! MoRR than half Of mankind should not
open their mouths except to put their vic
tuals in. r....
KEEP carefully out Of a quarrelsome per-
sons way, and still more carefully out OF
his ways.
Why does a sculptor die the most horrl.
bie Of deaths Because -hs-makea &Piaur
and busts. so oyia
AN editor afflicted with hand.organs thinks
the rinderpest cannot be compared with the
grinderpest. ,..
LEr us always 60 beyond the duties that
are marked out, aud keep within the pleas
urcs permitted. 7tn .aen. So $500
Why does the eye resemble schoolmas.
ter in the act of tioggingf 1t is q pupil
under the lash. a , -
IL man keeps too many mastiffs, hounds,
pointers, settlers, terriers, his earnings will
all so to the dogs. ees.9
PEoPLE perform the greater part of the
voyage of life before taking on their ballast;
hence 80 many shipwrecks. 1e
THE man down east who hung him
self with n chord of music, has been cut
down by sharp east wind
A BRAVE man in battle dies with his feet
to the foe. A man who kicks his enemy
lives with his foot to the foe. N
A YOUNG lady, whose father is improving
the family mansion, insists on having bear
window put in for her bepefit-- - -. ~.
CLocKED stockings for ladies' are in FASH
ion, and young men will be looking oftener
than ever to see what time ii is. dT
FOOL in high station Is like q man in
q balleon-eyerybody appears little to him,
and he appears little to everybody.
SURELH the most painful recollection on
) earth is that Of having had it in our power
to do good and the negloot to do il. sf y
II is strange that so much is said nbout
our common country" when everybody
knows that it is most uncommon one.
THERE is something cousoling for every
|. i'll in this life. For instance, il man is
bald.headed his wife cant pull his hair.
STARTLING toast: Woman-mornihg
star of infancy--the day star of manhood+-
the evening star of age. Bless our stars
FAsHIosABLE young lady detaching her
hair before retiring: What dreams may
come when we have shufi3ed off this mortal
coil !"
WHEN gentleman stares at young lady
and she stares at him, they are apt to
, mount to the region Of love by pair of
stares. ,,s.. Ii,,ass
A CURTAIN writer boasts that he directs all
J his shots at error II is all that he has to
, shoot at, for he mover gets within gun ,shos
. Of the truth. t 1aT- yA,a.s.2
How fast wicked men can go on in their
I sins So exclaimed good but unsopbisfica-
i ted old lady q il only takes two seconds
} to fight duel!" - - HsG
A YOUNG lady 10 a fishing.rod, the eyes
are the hooks, the smile the bait, the lover
the gudgeon, and marriage the btrtteF in
; which he Is fried. ti t .Aat9 -
: WHET flower Of beauty shall marry 2
= asked young Spendthritt Of bis governor
to which the governor replied, with a grim
smile, " Mari-gold." .s,
! MANY who think a great deal of the max
. i'm that "Truth shouldn't be told at all
times" cant be made to understand that
0 falsehood never should. fty f.,oi
"JIM believe Sambo's got no truth ~
= him." "You don't know; deres Inore irath
in dat Niger dan all de rest on do pIanta.
tiOn." "HOw do you make dat Z" "Why
1, he nebber let's any out" Hfo
A GEORGIA judge lately threatened law.
yer for contempt for the court al have
expressed no contempt for the coaFt,P said
the lawyer; Ton tire contrary, have care
! fully concealed my feelings.F
ADVERTISEMENT Drapery wanted-by
| several young ladies now moving in the
most fashionable circles, but entirely depen.
, dent on the scanty allowance doled out to
them by their French modistes.
"GoLp is coming down." shouted citizen
in the street other day, in the ear Of deaf
man. "What did you say was the inQui.
: ~ Of the deafman. :" Gold, gold. gold is com
, ing down." Well" was the calm reply,
+" It hasn't reached me yet" s,'.'
AT amedical exaipihati0n,a q young asnirahi
Tor doctors diploma was asked, swhen
does mortihcatiUn ensne !" Think of the
amazemeut his questioner must have fell
when he gave the answer, "When you pro.
pose to lovely girl aud are refused" .";ss
Ar church in Scotland, two candidates
offered to preach, Of the names of Adam and
Low. The last preached in the moruing
and took for his text, f" Adam, where ari
thoul" Ia the evening Mr.. Adam,
preached, and took for his text, " 10, aul
haze" a ~ s.
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J AREMUs WARD tells good story con-
, cerniny the production Of the Lady Of Lyons
It the Salt Lake City Theater 1aAu aeod
Mormon arose and went out with his
; twenty,iow wives, angrily stating that he
: wouldn't SIT and 500 d play whore a Ioan