The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1866-10-20

A French journal tellsa little story about
o lady, or rather she is made to tell it her.
self: "When l was married, was on my
knees before my husband from morning till
night. 1t was perpetual alteration, an
incessant delirium, an inexpressible bliss.
l showered caresSes upon him; ! could
have eaten him.
Sand now 7" asked friend.
81 am sorry didn't"
Another, about little girl in railroad
car, who was talking about marriage:
First.-"I should do just as pleased"
Mother" When you are married 7"
Eight Summers.-"No, when / am q
widow"
If any man of fighting age favors the de-
posing of the President in the present state
of the country, let him join military CON-
pany at once, and drill as often as he eats
and'i he is not of that age, but has boys
that are, let him call them to him on the
first opportunity. and looking them fairly
in the face, decide which of them, or how
many of them, he is ready to see die rather
than have Andrew Johnson President OF
the United States till the 4th Of March,
ls6s.-Ne,o6uryport (Mass.) Herald.
Much attention is being given in Georgia
to the raising Of tea. Samples OF black
tea Of fine quality, of native growth, have
been exhibited, and 1t is said the plant
fiourishes remarkably well on the coast
Exchange. =
The southern States have been in hot
water long enough to know how to produce
tes.-National Republicans.
u
A singer in church choir wishing to be
distinguished, over-exerted himself, and
brought the condyloid process to the very
edge Of the glenoid cavity, and dislocated
his jaw.--Nedical paper.
Publicity is hereby given to this melan-
choly fact, that our choir-singers may take
warning, and keep their condyloid pro-
cesses from the edge Of their glenoid cavi-
! ties.-Erchange. ts
There was once q clergyman in New
Hampshire noted for his long sermons and
indolent habits. g How is it," said man
to bis neighbor, @Parson -, the la
ziest man living, writes interminable ser
monsi" "Why," said the other, "he
probably gets to writing, and he is too lazy
to stop"
"A roaming youth who claimed that he
had made vast deal Of money In one part
Of the world and another, on being asked
what he had done with it, said he had In
vested it in houses and lots. On further
inquiry u tnrned out that he had laid 1t
out in eating houses and lots Of rum.
A clergyman, at the examination Of the
young scholars Of his Sunday scheol, put
the following question ~ Why did thepeo-
pie of Israel set up q gold scalf2" Be-
cause they had not money enough to set up
an OK" was the reply Of little chap who
took dollars-and- cents view of the matter.
II IA said that Russia is rapidly removing
her troops from Poland and marching them
towards the Danube, and that .agents OF
tho Cssr are engaged In recruiting "voiun.
teersn ip Greece, for sc aTuSkish cam
pAiH =; officers Of the King Of Greece
bsdn6 engaged ina similar duty.
81 TsxUstoux xAss Orr. lin walking, IL.
iksssG. Is d 5 ;uIii prevent you ifom
!alhn6 iste psnefSi kAe Iakter fcm falling
int tniqutys "a lstislesa .erle
s,;tsw doctrinss uevsr please old people.
They Ike TO fancy the world hss been
losing wisdoms iustead of gaining 10, since
they we're yopns.
NJ ouM ycu cure ycur prcjndicesf Then
aNelA these Jon complaia u II Others and
1sxanains ysur1own. sn
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