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! NEWS ITEMS.

Gold closed on Monday at l3o
A bold burglary and cold blooded MUIR
der was recently committed at OMAHA
A store was entered, the book keeper
murdered, the safe robbed and the build
ing fred.
= A privote cable dispatch from Mr.. Nor,
ris, our Minister to Turkey, to a friend in
Philadelphia, says that John H. Surrat
has made a full confession, and tells how
he was allowed to escape from the United
States, 49, .,i. ,,lg
Senator Wade is pressing his proposed
Constitutional Amendment limiting the
Presidential service to one term.
A Connecticut Irishman, fresh from
the green isle, where he had been imprls
oned on suspicion, reports a forward state
Of preparation for an outbreak.
BY the cable we learn that rumors are
III I-T-TM Er 20. Hf"N. -
again afoat of Bismark's resignation, and
that the King would accept it. The
French Minister Of Foreign Affairs has
rendered his resignation. From Paris,
we learn that rs steamers are in readiness
to convey the French troops from Mexi-
co. so
II is feared that the steamship Britain.
mia, thirty four days out from Glasgow for
New York, has been lost, She had q
large number Of passengers on board.
b A Missouriau visiting Chicago, on Fri
day night went to bed, after closing his
windows aud bloping out the gas. There
was a dead Missourian in bed next morn.
ng. '
1t is said Minister Campbell's %instruc-
tions are TO recognize no government as
constitutional in Mexico but that Of
Juarez, and that he is to give assurances
that the United States desires no part Of
Mexican territory. 81
The Congressional Radicals propose to
r~eestablish martial. law in various parts OF
the South. Why not reestablish the war
generally
Nearly 500, 900 we're contributed last
week, 10 the Fenian treasury in New York.
Another raid into Canada is said to be
planned for next months
Fenian affairs continue active. 1t is
feared the prisoners at Sweetsburg will
yet escape from Jail. Those under sen
tence Of death have been respited unit
March 10. The steamer Queen, which
sailed from New York, the other day, bat
SOO Fenian passengers. A meeting o.
the Fenian Senate has been held, to taxi
some action upon the cases Of the prison
ers now under sentence OF death. liner
is talk ola raid across the border, to eli
, feet their rescue. The Montreal Trans
script says between $1,000 and l7,oOl
stand Of arms have been sold within
few days on the Fenian account
A Washington special says that rumor'
are beginning to circulate again of I
change in the State Department. 1t
now said that the Hon. Reverdy johnson
will take the portfolio Of Secretary 0
!, State.
: We see II stated that they have a haunt
] ed house in Chicago. 1t is probably th
/ ghost Of the Chicago Times. Crest, put
turbed spirit 60, ?,
: Dispatches received from Gambia stat
! that the insurgents had blown up a con
] vent, and that 1000 Turks had lost the
I lives by the explosion
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'wAsniNdTor, December 8, 1866.

tA.If the Mamented LINCOLN" was
50 generous. 50 mild, 50 humane, SO be-
havoleut 50 ~maguanimous, 90, notwiths
standing that every State prison aud Fed
era1 fort was flied during his rule with
citizen prisoners who had ~"talken bis name
IL vain,y in how much greater proportion
must Andrew johnson possess those viz
tues, inasmuch as be has not arrested or
harmed q single one Of the hundreds Of
Disdnionists who have for 80 long dc.
famed and bclfed him, aud connselod
treason 10 the Governmental Ohio State
Rsgitey
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Mrs. eCady Stanton, in one OF her
Dread and Ballot lectures, says sheis
ready V receive preposnls for the winter
Ito lecture, Of course
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On and after Nov. IS 1866, Trains will
leave Stations daily, Sundays excepted, as
follows Train leaving Chicago at.S,S5 P
M leaves daily
TRAINS GOING WEST,
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COUNTY CONVEN-
TON, ya@m1

The Democracy Of Ashland County are
requested to meet at the Court Hourt, in
Ashland, on
Saturday, December 22d, 1855,
1t I o'clock p, NJ, for the purpose Of Sc.
lectipg Eve delegate, to attend the State
Convention to be held in the city Of Co.
lunbus, on the 9th day Of January, 1867,
to nominate Slate officers for the ensuing
campaign; and also to transact such 9th:
er business as may come before the Con.
vention.
BY order Of the =.
CENTRAL COMMITTEE.
Dec. IL, 1866. ls
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NOTI CE.
NOTICE is hereby given that the under
IN signed will offer to tho lowest RESPONSE
BILE bidder, on
Monday, January III, 1867, y
at o'clock P. NJ, the repairing OF the Jail,
as follows: Lining the ceiling overhead with
slieet-iron l-S inch in thickness ; also paint
ing and vanishing the same. On the same
day we will offer for sale one Iron Safe. FeI
further information inquire at the Auditor
Office.
JOHN VAN NEST, 90
HENRY WICKS, }Com'rs
WIN. CCWAN.
Dec. IL, lS66-4W26
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On and after Monday, November 10Th, '66,
Trains will leave Ashland as follows; ia.
GOING EAST.
Train No. 2--New York Express cop. M.
do do Might Express, s 5;lbA NJ.
do do l2-Way Freight 1925 Z" ="
do do l~6-Express. 9;SNP NJ
do do 1S-New York Freight S:i5 g
GOING WEST, .s1.l.
Train No. l. Fay Express, l1i23, A. III,
do do Knight Express, ll;S5 L, NJ.
do do ll--Way Freight, 2;06 /" $
do do IS Express Freight, $3.50
do do lT-Dispatch $50 AM.
ciTrain l arrives at Dayton GAS P. NJ, at Gin
cinuati $40 P. M. Train No 8 arrives at Day
ton 4.55 A NJ, al Cincinnati 1870 A. NJ.
P, S,-Passengerj carried on all Freightl
except Nos. II and Is by procuring tickets,
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r PARIS, May 9th, 1888.
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sHEEPl sHEEpl SHEEP!


with lamb by an INFANTADo RAM, EURE.
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olson Co, Vermont, and SIRED by his celebrated
stock ram Eureka. l will stop o few days In
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provement of stock Sheep are invited TO eal
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The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1866-09-22
DIR. sBIGELOW

Z-a- f7Y is the only Physician, as a Special
aA ~ list, now in Chicago that can be en-
III - tirey relied upon. Go to him, and
s4sz not suffer that horrible disease to
! ST. .EHa7& remain in your system, disfgurinp
ss,ysSI vour face and BODY, besides des-
81. troying your happiness aud future
~ prospects of life. He has made
Private Diseases and Nervous Debility his study
for the past twenty years, and ls therefore the
persop whom all afflicted should consult. No one
ever heard OF a patient of hls not being cured
since 10 has been IN this CITY, Hs reputation has
vouchers in all the city papers, his patients and
the medical profession both here and abroad, as
being the most skilled specialist here, and thor
ouph master OF all sexual diseases. If all others
fail, don't despair, give him call. 1t Is only
cannon occurrence with him to cure such cases
His rooms are separate for ladies and gentlemen
and the most complete IN the city. H--.
YoUNG MEN, TAKE PARTICULAR NoTIcE.-Dr
Bigelow devotes much of his time to the treat
ment of those cases caused by secret habit
which ruins both body and mind, uniting tn
unfortunate individual for either business o.
ctetv The sad effect OF these early habits, or
the excess of riper ears, is to weaken and debli
tate the constitution, destroy the physical and
mental powers diminish and enfeebls the natura
feelings, and exhaust the mental energies of man
hood the pleasures of life marred, the OBJ
iect of marriage frustrated, and existence itself
rendered a term of unr easing misery and regret.
Such persons, especially thoss contemplating
marriage, should lose time in making immedi-
ate application, DR.. B., by his new treatment,
is enabled to insure speedy and permanent
Consultations free and confidential Office, No
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n B.-Ladies, send for a descriptive circular
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Strengthens the System, and.prevent return Of
the Chills.
-. e = - 80 - .
PAsCHALL,S
Fever and Ague
N1i<ture.
Used in the Hospitals During the War.

KECOMMENDED 81
Jay Cooke, the celebrated Banker; Jas. Pollock
EI-Gov OF Penna.-now President of the U. s
Mint, at Philadelphia, Geo. H. Stuart, the emf
nent philanthropist Prof. James c. Booth, Ana
lytical Chemist, and by .s--..
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TO CONSUMPTIVES.

THE advertiser, having been restored to
l. health IN few weeks by very simple RENE
ung affection, and that dread disease, Consump-
iqn-is anxious to make known to his fellow
sufferers the means of cure.
To all who desire it, he will send a copy of the
prescription used free Of charge,) with the dI-
rections for preparing and using the same, which
they will find sure cure for Consumption, Asth-
ma, Bronchtis, Coughs, Colds, and all Throat and
Lung Affections. The only object OF the Advert
User in sending the prescription is to benefit the
afflicted, and spread information which he on
ceives to be invaluable, and ne hopes every SUE
ferer will try his remedy, as it will cost them
nothing, and may prove blessing,
Parties wishing the prescription, free, by return
mail, will please address
Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON
Williamsburg, Kings Co., New York.
febl3wly. ...
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Christian Commission omce,

PhlIada., Nov. 24th, 1903.
:. Rev. H. Macleod went Corps Agent with
Gen. A. J. Smiths men to Mobile, in the winter
OF '64. He had a violent attack of congestiEe
chills at Montgomery, and return OF them at
Nashville. After reaching his house IN New
Hampshire, he wrote me that the chllls were rap =
idly reducing him IN strength that his physicIans
could give him relief, and he feared ne should
be compelled 10 give up his parish. persuad ed
him to try the 'Paschill Mixture," and put him
communication with Mr.. Morris, The result
is givsn above by MIR. Macleod, who, with restor-
ed health, has now resumed the severe service of
the Commission the Rio Grande.
EDWARD P. SMITH,
Sec'y L. S. Christian Commission.
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PHILADEIPHIA, Jan. 10, 1860.
Office 9l6 Arch Street.

Hon. Richard Yates,
L. S.Senator, Washington, d. c.
Dear Sir: Accompanying this please find the
original reports and testimonials from Hospital
Surgeons, Presidents and Delegates OF Commis-
sions, Merchants, and private individuals, rela-
tive the efficacy of ''paschaIl's Fever and Ague
Mixture,'' prepared by me, and which was SO
extensively used during the la:e war. You will
observe that these reports &c, were submitted
TO the Medical Bureau by President Lincoln IN
his own hasd writing. If, after you have read
these, you can feel free, in any way, TO commend
this Ague cure to the favorable coHsice ration OF
your fellow-cItlzens of ILLINOIS, you will, am
persuaded, render them an important service,
and do me a distinguished kindness.
Eyeryours gratefully,
EDWARD 5. Morris.
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LYONS PERIODICAL DROPS.
The Great Female Remedy for Irregular

tiles.
These drops are Il scientifically compounded
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Remember,

From the Rev. D. Merrige, Pastor OF the Pass
yunk Baptist Church, Philada.
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Washington, Jim. 10, 1866.


Mr. Edward s. Morris,
No. 9I6 Arch Street, Philada.
Dear SiT ] have examined the Testimonials
and Reports submitted favor of your Ague
cure, and am free TO say that they appear TO me
TO be exceedingly strong, and TO come from sour
ces eminently entItled TO belief medicine so
recommended is, in my opinion, worthy Of full
and fair trial. RICHARD YATES
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1866-10-03

London court has decided that an actor
Is not a a5o7er. OF course not, he's no
work and all play.
I'm getting fat,'' IS the loaier said when
he was stealing lard
Pat, is your sisters child boy or
grlt' Faith an L don't know whether I'm
an uncle or aunt.
DECISIVE REPoRT-There is a magistrate
in town in Indiana named Helser. A
clergyman in the same place was called upon
By a young couple, not long since, who
wished him to join them in the holy bonds of
matrimony. He asked the bridegroom "a
soldier, by the way) for his marriage licence !;
to which the man IN blue responded by saying
that he bad been engaged TO the young girl
four years, and be thought that would do.
Clergyman thought not, and remarked, as
the speediest way to obtain b license,
@ You had better take your girl, and 60 to
Heiser
8 You can go to h yourself!" resorted
the angry veteran
And, seizing the bride By the arm, he
dragged her out from the house, wondering
what manner of proiane minister he had
met With.
The first law OF female nature, where
women are at all good-!ooking, is selt-preser-
va;iOn.
A foreign writer speaks of Tennyson as
3" holding Englands Tyre" He must have
seen the poet reading the London Times.
Cabby, politely" Beg pardon, sir please
don't smoke in the cab, Sir ladies do COM
plain O. the baca uncommon. Better let me
smoke it for yer outside, sir -
| GENERAL AMNESTY. There is a story of a
famous French preacher, who, delivering q
sermon on the duty of wives, said
81 see a woman present who has beer
guilty of disobedience TO her husband, and. IN
! order to point her out TO universal condemna-
ton, will fling this previary at her head"
He lifted the book, and every female heac
present ducked and dived.
" Alas, " said the preacher, " the multi
tude of the offenders necessitates general
amnesty"
When NJ. Lamartine's merits were under
discussion at a club of artists and authors
:. Oh said a clever young author, '' he and
row in the same boat" 'Jerrold, who wal
present, turned round and said, But mo-
with the same skulls