New Orleans daily crescent., 1866-10-01

emmy body else's fur emmy purpose you ken put
hit to.
Hit is n valerable dockyment (hat is, the printed
part with the iggers), an orter be put away keer
fully. Eff it tells you more'n you wanter no, ht'll
keep ontwell you change ure mind,
l don't charge you nuthiR fer hit, although hits
got up holy regardless, ez they say, an is ez good
ez a almanac fer to have in the house. / reckin
you kin bleeve all hit says. Most every body
swallers it on trust an files hit away evry year
"fer reference, Van thar boys grows up an uses
em' principally fer cigar lites an SIGH.
Hits my bounding duty for to tell you wat
think bout cotton an craps,
From my large and tremenius correspondence
comprisn' the variability of all the ramifcations
an postal arrangements consekent upon juxta-
position with a intelligent planter in every county
whar a lock O. cotton grows, kin confidently
swar thar wont be the cotton made this year thar
was in sixty-one, an the crap'll be short.
That's so, an if hit ant, mebbe hits jes ez we'll
to talk so emmy how.
Bes time to sell is jest ez soon e2 you kin get
yer crap inter my hands, regardless of the price
or frate-dont stan on extry expense, but hurry
hit forrard.
hey my private reasons for advisin' so, an be-
sides, these English fellers begin ter think the
worms an cholery and the freedmen's buro hez
cut down the crap to bout million balls shore
enuff.
Time June comes, them quiet cusses down in
the back swamps an out on the aige of nowhar,
will find an eXtry half a million balls, shore, an
then away goes prices. Then my correspondence
in Egypt, Arabia Petrea, an other various pints
in India, writes me the cotton thar is powerful
promisin' for a big crap. Them felIers is got us
on the cotton question lessen we kin get a branch
of the freedmen's buro started in thar seckshun.
Hits all our salvation at this stage of the game,
an the only way to choke 'em off an spile thar
competition.
Sen down yer cotton fust thing arter hits ginned
an bailed.
A long experience in the bizness tells me hits a,
pore way of sell;n' plantation-sendin' hit down
by retail mixed up in the cotton lint. The cotton,
somehow, sells better without the sand an dust,
but thar's no disputin the heft of the sand.
Your orders fer supplies shall have my personal
attention, Eff hits jes' as convenient, hit wouldn't
be remiss to send the cash along with 'en-mebbe
you'd git the goods leetle mite quicker that a
way. These traders here gin me an half
per cent an exry's on what buy-wich is kind
of them, an no money lost you, but they mostly
y
The talk is that some of these chaps in the COM
mission line aint a goin' ter last long. Worms on
the freedmens buro is thing's some of EMS
deeper interested in than commissions on sails, an
hit makes folks in the tradin line perticker. The
banks don't keer, but they kin stan it.
Be keerful who you SEN yer cotton 2. Eff you
wanter make dead shore thing Of it an ter git
the biggest dollar hit will fetch an not sacrificed
: .
man you ever seed sharp ez briar an keen ez
nuter gender mink. Havin' an immense capital, |
unboundiug credit, long experience, q big offs,
abel assistance, correspondence in all the cities Of
the world, a private understandin' with the man
as runs the telegraph to Europe, an boardin' in
the same house with cotton brokers' clerk, kin
give you all the satisfaction you want.
Ez spekilate in cotton, planters craps will hev
a CRATE advantage in bein' sold long o. my cotton,
pertickler ez nuver lose money on these side
trades. Ny young man keeps average ac-
COUNT wich he sez keeps the different intrusts
straight and kiyers emmy differences in classin'
ist o. cotton.
MyConfederick frens is invited stand up 2 me.
fit, bled an-had the measles in the Lost
Cause" long with 'em, am my wife tells me she
kinks them measles done me power of injury
er life.
New eomers is requested to reccomember I'm
What they call reconstructed an harmonized. I
she'll make it 2 my intrust 2 do your bizness fer
you.
Eff you don't bleeve it, try me. ...
Yours on the squar,
SUIT LovENGooD.
lNoty Beae Perlictler.-Don't be in hurry .
,ut the proceeds Of your truck inter gold at these