The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1866-05-13

Ny only suffering is Me result Of hypocrisy I 80 viz
my master TO see friend. Ny master supposes Thu
hstes him. Se.mtersst prevents the display Of Thu
hate in the face Of MASTER and Il s al Wreaked
me: Never Is my masters face turned away On hi
ing kicks on the ribs and is bad enough for my
master TO DO there without also And yet nay master
readily accompany him he thumps me- II I do the
other he thumps me. and SO lead nfe Of misery.
On motion Of an OK, the chairman here appointed two
Mules ana three Jackasses TO prepare an address, 70 be
published as an expression Of the sentiments Of the
meeting and of animals generally.
POINT OF ORDER.
dent and usage observe that on t the COMMITTEES ap
pointed TO draw up the address there are two mules
hnat Is al wrong Sir never heard before Of anybody
oeng appointed on committee TO frame resolutions but
oooded Jackasses. That has been the usage from
The Chair decided that this point was well taken, and
the constitution Of the committee was changed accord
ingly.
REMARKS OF TARTAR
panapered, elegant fine mbed fellow now came for
ward and there was great wonder II ne could possibly
make complaint Of any cruelty he II have never
animal Of na Is am
ana have suffered in my mind, assure you not
less les, cxquisitely than others in body. am the
wiId morse OF Iartary, az seen every night city
theatre In other words, assist at a drama 1t h. how
ever against my will for this drama, in my opinion is
II violates the spirit of the poet who invented the story
But this is not the worst do assure YOU all that The
SHOCK my modesy suffers every night is alarming. This
young lady ID the most barefaced person ever knew
She wears the smallest quantity of clothes ever worn by
any one IN public since of my ancestors carried Queen
lady thus In crowded theatre infcts on me untold
tomens OF shame will describe this young persons
At this all the horses turned away their faces the
asses dropped their long their eyes and the
speaker being repeatedly called TO order took his seat
amid mingled applause and Kisses.
Al this point the Chairman said
Twelve o'clock as nearly as he could judge from the
stars and that he would suggest that the meeting ought
not TO infringe upon the Sabbath (Cheen)
KEMARKs OF GREYHOUND.
FINE GREYHOUND rose to close the debate. He said -
Mr.. Chairman the hour is late and several sheep and
other animals, who would like to express their views
upon this OCCASION been kind enough to make me
their spokesman. My friends, l decidedly in favor
Of the adoption OF the resolutions before Cheers
II they are not just what want the criticisms OF
previous speakers would seem TO Indicate they
any rate the best we can draw up. Applause
of my worthy friends have not in the least altered the
good opinion which you kind enough to express of
these resolutions when they first read Approba.
tion) Sir, speak without egotsm. was not men,
Der OF the self-apponted committee who drew up the
resolutions in order to give point and direction to this
have been concentrated like Napoleon's batteries upon
the weakest pont-that is, upon the of thanks
the Prevention Society 1t is true sir that this society
has not done all that might have done Applause.)
The members havo contributed only one hum
dred dollars each. when they ought TO have con.
sriou'eu i've. tOheers.) Iney ask Tor information
regard to outrages when they ought TO resolve them
selves into detective force ferret instances OF
cruelty Great cheerng) Members Of that society have
been arragnod before night for setting traps
their cellars and employing terriers TO hunt down
friends, the cats Groans Sir, admit that such
duct Is inexcusablc Cheers II cannot be too severely
censured Renewed cheering.) There is doubt also,
that those members are too fond of their They
ought to turn out at nights and scour the city
for offenders: (Applause.) But while we blame
them for these things, let not forget 70
thank them for what they have done for us
Cheers see during my walks through the city, that
"Yes, Yes y Only to-day noticed load of calves
riding quite comfortably no Broadway observing the
fashions instead Of being tied down strangled rs
they were month ago. tApplause) We cannot
lCres Of 1--WE areh) Yes, hope that we are The
Legislature has done well. The society has done we'll
superintendent Kennedy has done his duty Cheers The
way to encourage these people to do better to thank
lCres OF "Qucston, question: Mr. Chairman
the ladies' and gentlemen before me evidently
sec the force of what say and demand the question
yield TO this demand Applause therefore move Won
be forwarded to the bodies and gentlemen men
toned therein. (Cheers)
ADJOURNMENT
This motion was then put, and the resolutions were
unanimously adopted. There being no other business
presented the chairman declared the meeting adjourned
sine die, and the vast assembage slowly dis
persed with repeated cheers for the officers of the meet
ing and the various notices which have before de-
scribed
ACCIDENTS
But very few accidents occurred although the crowd
was very dense. A Horse badly gorod by an OK
against which he inadvertently pushed Three Dogs had
limbs broken In the jam. Several rats and mice were
crushed TO death A Lamb badly bitten by one of
the policemen. There were no pckpockrts on the
ground and in spite Of the prevalence of horns there
was no intoxication.