Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-06-28
JOURNAL BUILDINGS,
LDLUBE BTREETg
BETWEEN FIRsT AND WATER.

hoisted, England expect severy man TO
do his duty" two Scotchmen were stand
ing by. One pulled long, sour face,
and said, "Ech, SaDdie, there's naething
there ABBOTT puir auld Scotland" Hoot,
mon" said Sandie, Scotland kens well
enough her BARNS always do their duty.
It's only hint to those sluggish EGG
fishers"
The Boston Courier says IL ia a singa-
lar fact that the eldest son Of President
Tyler was Bobby" the eldest son OF
President Lincoln is 4Bob, and the
eldest son Of President Johnson 10
"Bob,' too. Three Princes Roberts IN
q quarter Of century
A toast at an Irish Society's dinner
at Cincinnati. "Here's to the President
Of the Society, Patrick O'Raferty, en-
may he live TO ate the hen that scratch
es over his grave.
A Nice THIxG.--A well known wag
stepped into bookstore in Chattanooga
and inquired: Have you The Woman
in White 2" Eyes" replied the clerk
"All AloneY asked the seAreher after
literature "Yes," responded the clerk.
"In the Dark stilI queried the qaee.
toner. 'sYes, sir, again promptly an
swered the attendant swell, all have
got to say il" retorted the Wag, "you
have a mighty nice thing of il. Good
byeP
A certain official in q certain New
England city, the locality Of which we
shall not in any way indicate, recently
determined to give q little party. He
was discussing with his wife the details
Of the supper. ~ think we must have
some sardines," said be- "Sardines,'
said his faithful and excellent spouse;
Eyes, but never quite understood what
sardines were "Why, you know, re-
piled the husband, "you We seem EN-. A
sardine 10 slice Of bee with q piece Of
bread each side Of ar
"Dey say down in Georgia dey makes
poor nigga work twenty five hours eb-
berry day" SNOW, look hea, Use been
told dat dey hasn't got no more nor
twenty four hours, m / want you, Mr..
Johnsing, TO 'splanify how dey make EN-
work twenty five hours." Golly, what
ignoramused niger you is, Scipiol
Why, way down dere dey make poor
nigga get up one hour afore day--does
M dat make EN- twenty fveT'
The SPIRITS ON TRAL--The Roches.
ter UntoH says;
The case of Mr. Colchester, the spirit
ualist, who il to be tried at Canandaigus,
promises to be quite exciting. IL will
be rems mbered that the United States
Commissioner contends that Colchester
should take out a juggler's license, while
Colchester insists that his operations are
theworkipgs Of spirits. Professor Ander-
son, the magician, has been summoned
as a witness for the Government, TO show
that he performs the same thing done by
Colchester.
A well known lawyer in Boston had
horse that always stopped and refused to
cross the mill-dam bridge leading out of
the city. No whipping, no urging would
carry him over without stopping, so he
advertised him, ITO be sold for no other
reason than that the owner wants to go
out of town"
MAINS FoR HUSBANDS Laugh heart
lily on finding all the buttons of your
sbirI--as usual.
Say merrily, "Boys will be boys" when
you discover that the children have
emptisd the contents of the watering Jug
into your boots.
On gashing your chin with a razor,
remember that beauty is but skin-deep,
and in order to divert your thoughts
from the pain, recite speech from Ham
let, or indulge in one Of the harmonies
of your native land
In several Of the villages Of the Py-
renees the mountaineers are in the habit
Of training the animals for the purpose
Of exhibition. The Perfect of Perpig-
nan recently passed through one Of them
in company with an officer of gendarmes.
The latter pointed out to the magistrate
o woman whose husband, bear trainer,
had been half devoured BY his pupil at
moment when instinct got the better of
education. ~ have nothing left, said
the woman; u am absolutely without
roof to shelter me and the poor animal"
ANIMAL exclaimed the astonished
Perfect; "you don't mean to say that
you keep the bear that devoured your
husbandf' Alasr she replied; cit is all
that is left to me of the poor dear man"
The following is popular in the army,
and will be recognized by many OF the
returning veterans;
"Died, near the Southside Railroad,
on Sunday, April 9, 1865, the Southern
ConfederAoy, aged four years. Con-
ceived in ain, born in iniquity, INJURED
by tyranny, died Of q chronic attack of
Punch U. S. Grant, attending physi.
clan; Abraham Lincoln, undertaken;
JED. Davis, chief mourner."
KPErAPM.
"Gentle strsn ger, drop . tear,
The @. q. A. liaa buried here;
In youth IL lived aud prosper'd we'll,
But like Lucifer 10 fell;