The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1865-08-02

vhair else or not, it is not in order kear.' y
Vel hills lookt tikled ana larft, and
the uther men that Wus with hin theigh 1mil-
ed, and the cheeruAan didn't no how 70 talk
him: but Mr. BadOcck I'D tibet was jest what
hills wonted and then the cheernan thought
it wus best ID pat the yoat, end He incofupt-
ibel Kopperheds nv tie tsnu organisation, -
which he'd jest enturd intn the party melitant
(bnt not military just yoonanimusly voated
tibet down. Taen up Jumps Cafnsl hiEs, and
sed he bagadoshiateingly, III Civ this Kon-
venshuu public moth hat We soliers and loyal
sitizens are goin to hold anuther Kunvenshun
in this town to-day, fur you uns hev ruld ~
owt of yoom;n and We toled him and hiz CO.
niggerheds from the hospittels to jist leav, and
theigh left, and We wus left in our Kunven-
shun without being tfubeld BY them emmy
moar. Wei, artef we wur out Nv that scraip,
and he'd the open see befoar us, we kunklud-
ed then tibet we had better waight fur the arr
val nv our trends hu did, mt no that it wos mes
sessery tn start SO airly, and hadn't arriv, and
so we adjourned tn meat at wun o'kiok and
it wus then Jest about aleven.
Well list abowt that time the delegashuns
begun to cum in. Them niggerheds he'd ten
or a duzen wagins full from Nipantuck, but
we beet them all holo. We had two wagins
an three hossmen from Nipantuck one wagin
an one boss buggy from Penitenshiaryvil,
one buggy and three haf grown boys on mules
from Rosey Mountin, and one wagin and
sicksteen hossmen and FIVE men on foot, skat-
term besides the residents of Charleston
hu Incorporated with us. And we are under
an everlastin and inegshaustible Diet Of graty..
tude to the people of Charleston; and kud
not but think that the assosyashuns NV tn plais
was favurable fur at Charleston the nobel
shivalry of the South kummenst THAR
shrugged, (hapy kowinsidens) and in Charles
ton the "nu organizashun' was brought
inter existans. Wei hills and them
fellows, thaigh aurganized on the publik
skwar, and | wood give you deskripshun ov
THAR meetin but suppose theigh wood say it
was oil lies, and it doant amount to ennything
ennyweigh But theigh he'd so menny Of
them niggerheds from the hospitel THAR, that
we did Mt know whot theigh NIT du, and we
thought we he'd better run our masheen
through rs soon As possabel. So at fifty nine
minutes and forty eight sekunds past eleven
o. klok, we cauled our konvenshun to order,
and Captin Playhouse reported the resoloo-
shuns which we wus to adopt, and which he'd
bin agread upon at our meetin in your sugh-
| phis in Nipantuck. Wei, we sed, LIST, that
| we was in faver ov the Munro doktrin. That
| wus bekoz sum ov our trends from the South
hev had to skedaddel to Meksiko, and doant
| like Maksimilion, and want us ter try ter git
| them bak inter the United Stats, as theigh
hav no hoap of pardon except theigh do
sumthin to tikel Andy Jonson and theigh
thinck if theigh wud fte and bring Meksiko
inter the Yoonun, theigh think he wud pardon
them. Then we indorst the re- konstruks hun
polisy ov Andy Jonson. We wus ieetle
dubious abowt that but THAR wussum Yoon-
| ion men we cudn't ketch only in that way.
| Then, ov course we opposed niger suffrage
| We expect that plank in our platform to
cary us all threw the breakers safe, if evry
other won shud fale. Then we went in fur
the amendment tn the konstitushun on slavery
rayther fear that vii git us inter trubu. sins
we used tn holer all over this kuntry for the
konshtushun as it was, but we he'd agreed to
favur Andy Jonsons rekonstrukshun polisv.
! and that wus in it, and we he'd tn swollo the
camel, hump and all, and we jest made two
gags in doing it, and TUX it all down; and re-
leeved ourselvs with the rehekshun that we
wus forming "nu organizashun."
| Then, lastly, our friend from the Old Righ
Saloon sed we warn't doin him justis. and he
maid us put in that last plank to our platform.
and he had it ritten all reddy on the staiv Nv
an ole RICH whisky barrel, so we had no trubel
about that matter and the VERY smell NV
the critter on that barril staiv delighted our
oilfakturis, and maid eur mouths waiter
Then we aupinted the delegats to the Staff
Kunvenshun to Rakoon Forks, and all hev
| to say abowt that is, that no WI viii be en-
| tirely satisfied with them, as WI ar wei
| akwainted with them all. and no that they are
all perfectly sound on the goose Having
thus translated our bisnes just as kwick as we
cud, because some of them nigerheds from
the hospitals he'd rather kleaned ont flew NV
our friends hu had gon over to spie out whot
| they wer doin, and to get up muss if posa-
bel; and am very sorry to say that our
friend hu had faut in the rebel army and got
| augh SAT there, was badli damaged in this
skraip, and doant no whot wud hev bin the
result with him, only he was voust TIL runrin
and got augh as fast as his heals cud carry
him, and eskaped. In great Inv, am
your friend til deth,
NJ ORGAyIZAsHUN.'
PoscREEPT.-I see as you are goin to drop
the name of dimmy kratic. like that, for It
amt got no meann now, no how, and has no
infuens any more over the Dutch.
NoTrY BEAs.-Huraw for the ssnu oreani-
zashun!
NorrY BEAN No FL he'd thaut nv putin
in anuther plank in our platform fur the ben
nyft NV these aunty niger suffrage, aunty
koperhed chaps, and that is: Them that
!ise doun with dorgs allus gets up with fleas. y
l am sorry didn't do it. 1t nd hev bin so
expresiv. NIpASruCK RAPRousER.]