Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1865-03-07

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oh il Il had lumty tum lumty tum too
! In the land Of the olive a0d 6g,
! would sing OF the lumpu tum tumpti to you
And play on the thing umy jg
And it in the lumty tum battle fall,
A tumpti tum5 all that crave
Oh, bury nae doep 10 vhat-you.may.call,
And plant thlngumbobs over my grave
ruE pRlSrER's STYLE.
The following mild aad perfectly proper and
ineligible directions Of the foreman Of news
paper composition room to one Of bis hands,
will give an idea Of this:
+" Jim, put General Beauregard on tn, galley,
aui thea finish the murder Of the Degr0 you
commenced yss,oT-ag. Satup the runs Of Guy
audol,e; distribute the small -Tox; you need not
finish that mutlny; put the mumps in the pa.
per this week. Pitch that pI into hell, and then
20 TO the devil and ho will tell you how to dis-
/ pcse Of the dead matter"
This style might ba varied in very pictur-
e'quo manner by the uss Of signs, as in the fol-
loving statement Of tho death of a printer
" George Woodc1ck the : Of his profession,
the tyre " honesty, the Of all and although
the ~ OF death has put a . to hls existence,
every ! Of his llle was without \"
TnE OUTRAGEOUS oRrHoGRAPHIc STYLE.
This style perhaps, has already been oyerdons 4;
bat possibly the illustrations We present may
give new suggestions to e1perimen.ers in it.
The following, which commences "phable," By
The author OF John Browns Tract, - is roman
tic and affecting beyond any thing we have lately
seen
" There wuE phrog, ons,. In fack there
wuz sew raj phrogs-but2 . my tail There wu1
a phrog, onst, and he wus bro't up by his re-
speokted parents cording 70 the weigh in which
good phrog ortergo. They tort him to squeak
owe be squoke 80 muBicsl--they tort him TO
jump, and they tort him to refsck how he was
only a todpowel, onst, and had mt orer look
down upon them as wuE nothink but tadpowels
) yet, TIE hoam Of this youthful phroK wuz a
sweet hoam indeed. The bottom Of the ditch
in which he resided with his parents wuz puff
feckly liyely the wurrems in il wuI large and
the snaiks wuz remarkable small What more
could phrog desire p
} The following letter WAS written by young
} lady
Der kuzzen We 10 all we'll, aud mother q
got the his TerrE brother Tom is got the HUI
pin ksugh and sister Ann has got babee, and
hope these few lines will find you the same
Rite sune. Your apf hectionate kurz.n.'
The following order, peiahm ct M,ratim, is
said to have been received by an undertaken
from an afflicted widOwer;
"Sur My waif is dsd, and Wants to be Der
ried to MORO, at Wunor klok. U nose uAir
to dig the Hole-bi the side of my too Uther
wails-Lst it be deep.
The recording secretary Ofa division Of the
Sons Of Temperance made this entry in bis book, ,
showing remarkable ingenuity in spelling
" usual"
"Arer gwino threw the yew1swal fawms
their wais q coleckshun takin up bns no,hin
pad
In window OF beer-houss in one Of cur
large cities is this notice. label Rear Sowld
Hear tuppens owart.'
TEE LIooNic srTLR.
AsappIiai to epistles and kilograms this is
excellent. A husband teegraphed to his wife,
" What have you for breakfast, and how is ba-
t by The answer came, Buckwheat cakes
and the measles.
The cheapest telegram ever seen was by an
lrishman. said he to the telegraph operator,
q Do you ever charge anybody for the address
in message No replied the operator.
" And do ya charge for signing his name sir d"
No, sir" Well, thin, will ye plass send
this ? Just want me brother to know m here -
handing the following To John McFlinn
at New York-signod- Patrick Nc
Flion." The message was sent, and no charge
made
HUMPHREYS, the boxer, after he had con.
quercd Mendoza, the jew, wrote friend as
follows
Dear John I've dore the Jew.
Yours, T. HuurnsErs."
Everybody has heard of the famous letter,
" which passed between tho adverse chiefs Of Sir
OConnell and Tyrone
" Pay me my tribute, or If you do Mt
0CosSKLI-"
81 owe you no tribute, and if did
0'NElL."
Alter heans performance Of Abel Drugger
for his own benefit, at Drury Lane Theatre, Mrs
Garrick, with more sincerity than poteness
wrote US follows