The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1865-07-29
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hits at the conciliation policy urged upo
President johnson, as we'll as at the "del
egation fever which was so prevalent fey
weeks ago aar
/ SAINT REST (which is in the stat ov NoC
Gersey,) May Is, 1865.-AlI of the stait.
| Nv the North, and the heft Nv them recent
ly subjoogatid, all the Societies. Associa
shuns and churches that ever / heerd Nv
hev sent telegashuns fer the purpus nv vol.
unteerin' edvice Johnson. the moo Pres.
ydent. Feeln' that Moo Gersey sbould
not be behind in the advise biziness. I
elected myself delegashun, borrowed .
clene shirt, and travelled 2 Washington.
| wuz announst ez "a delegashun from Moo
Gersey," and WIZ to wunst ushered in2 the
presents.
"Wher is the delegashun ?" eiakooIatid
the Presydent; "hurry'em up for I've
thirteen more to reserve this afternoon"
"Androo johnson" said 1 impressively,
Il represent Moo Gersey, stait that hez
just dun homer to the deceest Presydent."
"Troo," said he, "staits honor patriots
after they'r dead"
Il resent the insinooashun with skorn.-
Ez proof that the murder Nv the President
rung the popler heart nv Moo Gersev let
me say sir that the Camden and Ambey
Drekters, at -meetin called for the pur-
pus, abslootly votid 2 carry the corps ov
the deceest Presydent over the road for
half fare a honor never be4 akordd to en-
ny livin or ded individjooa. But let that
pars. Moo Gersey needs no speshel plee-
der. There she stands Look at her-ef
you hey a mycroscope.5
Il cum, Androo, ez a original Dimocrat,
who whatever uther sins he may hev COM
mltted, never skratcht his tikkt er dilooted
his whiskey. In behalf NV that Dimocrisy
j speek.
"Ez hez been mensouned yoo wunst or
twist, immense responsibility rests on
yoor shoulders. The Suthern stats strug-
gled for their rites but were squeltch.o
They fought like heroes, but fell becoz NV
overpowrin numbers agin 'em. There
down; yoor iron heel is on 2 their necks.
What will 700 do? Will you grind 'em, or
will you be magnanymus
/" unst we wuz happy nashen, and we
kin be so agin-it rests with yoo. Yoo
must conciliate the Dimocrisy. Our party
North is magnanymus. We stand reddy to
fierglve 700 fer having drafted us, fer Hav-
ing taxi US to support unconstoosunel
war, providin' you'll stop now. Woo our
Suthren brethrin back with jiHtle words
They are bigh-sperited, sensitive race
that ken never be subjoogatid Take EN-
agin yer buzzum, and don't hoomiliate EN-
by degradin condishuns. Give EN- a chanse
2 forgive us fer whalin Nv en-. Restore
ther niggers, pay ther war debt, invite Ma
Coffin, and Vance, and Brown and the rest
Nv the Guvners back 2 ther various cant
tols-glve Lee and Foorist and Boregran
ther poslshuns in the regular army, and
penshun the disabled confedrit heroes.
"Ther mustn't be no hangin. Yoo've got
that unfortnit statesman, Davis-he fell in2
your hans becoz he wuz ignoren NV the style
Nv yoor (lait Linkin's) minyuns. He mite
heV knode that the sojers never seed wo-
man takln to the woods without chasin her.
But he must not be hung. Democrisy
looks upon the matter thus
You cant hang man for conspirin agin
a Guyment, onless he talks, up arms"
'Ef few talk up arms, its only riot
and no hangin matter, cept when Abilish-
John Brown, do it. Tn sich ca
ses, hagin is alluz in order.
"Ef number of stats do it, it's a reyo- /
GOSHEN, and them ez yoo capcher must be
reeted ez bellyjiggerants and primers Nv
var 10 hang primers nv war, Androo, is
murder"
"lhis wud proably satisfy the South At
- the the offiis 2 support em, with the opriyy-
ane ~ eIT nv managin' this 2 SCOT US, and the
'faS-.s On them terms Well sup.
bort yoor Administration, or any other
mans corjelly and hartilly and pees will
sgin wave her wife pinyuns over the land,
Ind will continue wave EN- ontil the Suth-
srn hart is again fred" feH
II hev done-Noo Gersey hez spoke"
rather spect my words will bare froot.
Look out for change of policy.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Lait Paster Nv the Church NV the Moo
Dispensashun.