Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-09-02
WEEKLY TRINITY JOURNAL,
Mr.. Nasby Meets a Gree construction, suth-
ern Shivelry, and Hez Condolences.
SAINTS REST, (which is in the stait)
NV Moo Gersey\ Julv 10 1ec5

OAlsT NEST. winch is IN the Stalt
NV Moo Gersey), July II, 1865.
l hev bin in Washington and while ther wuz
interdoost to Gineral Marion Sumpter Fitzhoo
Gusher, NV Misissippy. 1 wuz anxious meet
with Representativ Dimekrat Nv the South,
interchange views, tn hev soothin confdencis tu
unbuZzum, becos for the past yeers the Dime
kratik party hez bin trooly secksha and the
secshun it hez okkeped is not the indentikle
secksh'n onto wieh the orises is lokatid and
only oy perfeck union with our wunst loved
brethren Nv the South, kin we ever git onto
trooly Nashnul ground.
Ginerai Gusher is a troo gentleman Nv the raal
Southern skoo. He puts c. S. A. arter his
name onto the hotel register, and his rings, buz
zum pin and the he'd NV his cane is all made Nv
the bones NV mzrable Yankee soldiers who fell
at Bull Run-he seq by his hand, and 1t
must be so, for who ever knode Suthern man
to boast vaingoriousy We met and embraced,
weepin perfoosly
q Alars!" sobbed the Gineral, " wat Mite
mare hez obskoored our respective vishuns for the
parst yeers! wuz alluz Union man, alluz
aluz alluz The old flag loved with more
parental afeckshun-2 me it wuz more nor life =
- Why, then, my Ajacks," sobbed |, q did you
raise your parrsidle hand agn it %
Why my beloved. Because my Stait Sc
cesht, and | wuz carried along by torrent NV
public opinion which l could not stem, and
l
awoke, and I'm here in the capital my beloved
country, under the shader NV that glorious flag
which is the pride Americans and the terror
of all weak nashuns wich heZ territories contig
uous, reddy to talk oath, and resume the citi-
zenship laid OFF, and agn the GuYment for
its own honor and glory"
. Hev yoo pardon % sez |. % Methnks
wunst paper recht my humble village, wich is
unanimously Dmekratk--it cum around pack
age of goods from Moo York-and in that paper
saw your name, the orfisers who
killed the niggers at Fort Piller Am rite ~
You air I'm a gushin child nachar-
I'm enthusiastic. Labrin under the same deloo-
sion that secesht us, bleeved at that time that
| wuz doin good thing in KILN them property
NV that Lnken he'd shovd bloc kotes onto.
| hev apologies TO offer-I am now writin
justification.
- |, and speak for thousands NV the shivel-
rous suns NV the South who would like good
square meal wunst more, willin to be consili-
ated. The opportoonty is offered the Guv-
ernment to consulate us. We are returnin prod
igle suns-kill your fattd vcel and bring out
your gold rings and purple robes and sich We
ask condshuns-we shell insist on terms--but
we air disposed to be reasonable. We air willin
to acnolidge the soopremacy nv the Government,
but there must be no humiliashen proud,
high spiretid people like us uns, won't stand it
no, sir, we cannot. Their must be no hangin,
no coniscashin, no disfranchisin. We eare willin
to step back jest as we slept out, resoomin our
old status trustin to engineerin to git sech uther
pints air not here enoomeratid. Without them
considerashins the union would not be
hardwood be holler mockery. Wat air
goin for is union foundid on luv, wich is stron-
gerer and more soldier than muskits. Harts is
trumps--let the platform be harts and all is
well.
/" But, Ginerel," sez l. - in all this wat do 700
n;
:. Towards them our bowls melt with uv
We forgiv 700. Ef 700 kin take the old atttood
well and good, ef not
Hold" sez |, - don't threat" A ginooine
northern Dimekrat wants but little here below,
but wants that zlittle long Give him small
post orfice. a nigger-driyer to look up to- Mig
ger to look down to, and he is soopremely happy.
Eff a angel in glory waz two offer 2 trade places
with him, harp, golden crown and all, he would
ask odds. ~
s'Uv course them positions yoo kin hev-we
don't want EN-. All we ask is to make the plat
forms, and hev sich ofisis hawty, high-toned
men kin afford take, and 700 kin hev the
rest.
q But wun thing must be understood The
scenes NV the Charleston Convenshun must never
be re-enacted-ther must be no more Duglissis.
Under the new dispensashun 700 dance whenever
we fiddle, askin questions. The Suthern hart
must never again be fred it would consume
itself
''Ez soon ez hev took the oath, shell imme
iitly 90 home and run for COngress-see to it
thet VOC hey enuf Democrats ther that We, jintly,
kin control things Uv course, in Union NV
luv, ther must be equality. Lincons war debt
must never be pade, onless ourn is his hrelins
must never be pensioned onless our patriots is
What deliteful spektacle Men who, yesterday
wus a gougin each other onto the field of battle
to-day drawin penshions amibally from the
same treasury The Eagle wood flop his wings
with Joy, and angels wood exclame, Bully 7
| am disabled from wounds received on the field
and rejoice that penshun laws is so liberal.
81 Go nome, my friend, and marshel fer the con-
hct. Tell yoor centril commits to collect eX-
pense mummy, and and Ginral Forrist, and ker-
mel Moseby, and Champ Ferguson, and Dick
Turner and Boregard, and perhaps that noble
old hero take orr yoor hat while | pernounce
his gellorious name), Gineral Robert E. Lee, will
cum up and stump the North fer yoor tickts 1
hev dun. go.
- Noble man, thot !, as he stalkt magestically
away, takin, in abstractin manner, my new hat
and umbreller, eavin his old wuns, . who Good
ent foler thee and sich thee, forever and for
ever PETROLEUM V. Massey.
Lait Pastur the Church the Moo Dispen-
saShun.