Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1865-06-01
Savings of josh Billings.
Hx CORRESPONDS WITH AFFAIR OIL AID VEGETABLE
BITTERs" MAN.

EITTERS" MAN.
NV YoRK. fust month. 1865.
Dear Doktor Hirsute:-I received a tin Gun ov
vour Fl air purswader.'' olso a bottle ov you're
.SaIvlshun Biiters" bi express, for which cypress
nv thanks. The greenback which We enclosed
was the kind Of uurSwader that We oy the press
fully under stand. You're lair greece shall have a
reelar gin1nasiik puff, jst as soon as ! kan find
spare time
tried little ov it on an old counter brush in
nv Ofiss this morning, and in 10 minnits the
brussels grew az long a. bosses tale. and notis
this afternoon the hair begins tew up thru, on
the bacs ov the brush, 'iiz really wonderful. tiz
almost Youreka' | rubbed drop ov it on the
head ov my kahn, which has been bald for more
than years. and begglr me- If don't have tew
shave e kahn handle evry day before kan walk
with IL. hav a very favrite cat, she IL one Of
the Hamhletonian breed ov cats, and altho she il
young, and hain't bin trained vet, she shows signs
ov speed. | thought would jist rub the kors CIV
the bottle the floor. in the corner ov the room
WHARF the cat generally repozes.
The consequents waz, sum the "purswader''
got into the hair the cats tale. When the
cat roze from her slumber she caught sight ov her
tale, which had growed tew exalted size; taking
one more look at the tale, she started, and b the
good, old Mozes. SIGH runnin-across the yard,
over.the fencel up wun side apple tree and
down the other. out in to the fields, away. away.
The last saw oy tire cat she was pretty much awl
tale wouldn't hay took 10 dollars for the cat. with
her old tale on her. In fu daze, shall find
spare time, and then shll write up for our paper
sumtting pyroteknik, which will make the hair
grow on the head or a number one mackrel, 10
read IL.
Dear Doktor, the fact IL, "sum men are born
crate. sum men git crate after they are born and
sum men have gratencs hove upon them. Doktor,
you aw OF these men, in one. You are a
kind ov vegetable trinity, sassyfTass, poke root,
and elderberry. IL waz happy thought in w,
tew call vure "Sslvashun Bitters" a "yegetable
tonick." altho, old rye, amt one ov The vegetable
xhskee is oy the tonicks. The people must hev
tonicks. the more vegetables w kan git into the
greatest amount oy whiskee, the more the people
will lrv vi.
There is nothing the Christian world longs for
no much. list now, as vegetable bitters: sassafras
Is good for lonesum stummuk. pokeroote il an
alternatif and Elder Berry waz known TO the ansh-
tents but what. oh tell me what. We whispering
winds, what are avn these without whiskee. Thank
the Lord that at last, We have got bitters that
win tonick man up. Nothin, sints the good old
daze of good old Jamaka Rum and Slider Brandee.
hsz sent sch thrill ov JOY through the world az
"Hirsues Salvashun Bitters'' sod respek tably by
kwi druggists far and near.
Go on, Duktor, manufacturing. and selling, let the
codliver and patent truss howl out in envy, let
pills rant AID plasters rave, you have got what the
wurld wants and will hav and that L an erb btters
With q whiskee basis
N B--Bizziness, Doctur il dizziness. The hi.
PRISE ov material and labur has put up puffs with
US; aid upon the receipts ov 30 dollars more YOU
can rely upon suuthin ia our weekly that will send
"Salvashua and Perssashen'' whirlirg through
the land.
p. S.--Let me advice WI az a friend. if IL IL in
dispensibel necessary, tew cheat a little in the
manufacktur ov the "Salvashun Bitters," let it bi
awl means be in the rutes, don't lower the basis.
Yours quietly. IosH BILLINGS.