Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1865-12-02

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idea - iEEeEching the President VA
some tine ~iBc~ brsscls-d by a Bo>-
ton raP<r. which Is Supposed to re-
fleet the vleW- Mr.. sumner and his
cnasbuio-s. Nothing but the lack of
power ai the coming session of Con-
gress will prevent them from carry
ing this purpose into effect. 1t is
however very questionable if a ms
.joritv of the Senators could be in
dnced TO act with the lower House
it, the matter. At this time there
are professions of attachment to the
Presidents policy, from both the
Union and Democratic ranks. 1t
looks as if he will be placed in a
position to need the assis.ance Of all
who are friendly to his scheme of
pacifcation before the winter is over.
How IT IS DONE.-Last summer a
bank clerk in New York stole 500,
900. lie lost the money by " fight
ing the tiger" lie then called up
on q lawyer and informed him that
he was u ruined man, aud thought of
suicide. This led to the following
dialogue:
"lIow much does your delalcation
amount to?"
"Onc hundred thousand dollars" :"
"Got any oft left?"
"Not cent"
"That's bad you have nothing
left to work with
"What must be donc?"
You must return to your desk
and abstract another hundred thous-
and !"
"What must 1 do that for?"
"To pcrserve your chara cter and
save you from going to the State
Prison. With the hundred thous-
and dollars you steal o-morrow
1 intend to compromise with the
bank. Your stcalings after to-mor-
row will amount to two hundred
thousand dollars. will call at the
bank and confess your offence; [
will represent myself as your heart
broken uncle, "honest but poor
I will offer the bank fifty thousand
dollars to hush up the matter. The
bank will accept. This will leave
fifty thousand dollars to divide be.
tween YOU and me-that is twenty
five thousand apiece. With this
sum you can retire from business"
The young man listened and took
in wisdom. He doubled his defalca-
ton and compromised as the lawyer
said he should. He is now worth
two hundred and fifty thousand dol
lurs, and is counted "one of the
most respectable gentlemen in the
city of New York" au
BEAUTIFUL SENrIMENr.-The fol-
lowing beautiful and truly charita-
bic sentiment, is enunciated by the
Gtemacr, a Jewish paper published
in San Francisco, edited by a Jewish
rabbi: "It is a mistake to presume
all creeds and sects wrong, and only
our own right; God spreads his light
among all nations; but rs no ami
NAL can live on the pure essence OF
physical food, so cannot we enjoy
spiritual food without alloy, without
the bulk Of material error"
- People talk Of the joys of
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by the miserie- If yoath, Sorrow to
the experienced Is deSasr. The
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life knsws that hpx ever ls-fer The
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