The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-04-19

tourting " luxury II " ssllud, IL IL lao
wator, u ~ the pla spell OF the soul. Tho
man who has nevoi courtod haz lived in vain;
he has lived blind man among land
skapos T. watcrskapes; he has been def
man IN the land ov hand Origins, and by the
side Nv mnrmuring canals. Counting IL
like two httle springs ov water that steal
ont from under rock at tho foot ov q
mountain, aud runs down tho hill side by
side; singing ~ datsing and spattering
each other, eddying and frothing aud kas-
kading, now hiding under tho bank, now
full ov shadder, till bimcby tina jine and
then tha go slow.
Iam in favor ov long courtin, IL gives
the parties chance to find out each 9th.
cr,s trump kards, and " COOL exercise; &
IL Just NJ inncrscnt as two merino lambs.
Counting " like strawberries aud cream
wants TO he did slow, then you get the
llavcr. have saw folks got acquainted,
fall in love, git married, settle down and git
tcw worS ~ . weeks from date. This IL
jist tho SIS semo folks larn to trade
akonnt6Yll, tho great number Of almity
mean machanicl,s We hav End the poor job
they turn out Perhaps IL is best il shOd
stalt some good advise two court with q
linal view to matrimony, as IL wuz.
In the f,lst place, young men, YOU want
tcw get yuro systom all rite and then find a
young woman who is willing to be courted
on the square.
The next thing iz Ia find out how old sho
iL, which you can dew by asking her, aud
sho will say sho IL 10 years old, aud this
wont bo far ont OF the way.
The next best thing is to begin modcr.
ate; say once every night in the week for
the first months, increasing the dose as
the Tationt seems 10 require.
IL i2 n fust rate wa to court tho girls
mother lcotle on the start, fur ther IL wun
tifing a woman never dcspizcs, and that IL,
loetlo good courting, il 1t il done strictly
on the square. Aftcr tho fust year yu will
be well acquainted aud will begin to like
the biznoss.
There is ono thing always advice. and
that is, not to swop fotographs oftencr
than onct in ten days, unless you forget
how the gal looks.
O&ashionaly yu want tn look sorry and
draw in yonr wind as tho yu had pain, this
will set the gurl TO tcczing yu to find Out
what ales yu.
Evening meeting are good thing to nt-
tend. 1t will keep yurc religion in toon;
aud then If the gal happens to be there, hi
aksidcnt she ran ask you to go home with
her.
As general thing wouldn't hrag on
luther girls much when wuz counting. II
mite look like yu kuu tew much.
II yu will court three years in this wa
awl the time on the squair, il you don't 81
it is a lectle the sickcst time in yure lie
Won eau git niesllered fur hat at my cx-
pcnac, and pa for It.
Don't court for mummy nor buty, nor re.
lashuns these things are jist about as tn,
kcroscnelle refining Dizziness, liable to g,t
ont NV repair aud bust at any mint court
n gal fur fln for tho love yu bear her, foI
the vartuc aud dizziness there is in her
court her for wife aud no her; court hci
as you would farm for the strength o.
the soil and the pcrieckshun of the title
court her as tho shc want n iulc and "
nuthor; court her in tho kitchen and in the
patlor, over the wash-tub and at the plan
ner; court this wa yuug. men, and if yu
don't git good wio the fault won't be in
the court.
Young man, yu kan rely on Josh Billings
and If you kant make these here rules
work, iist send fur him, and he will show
yu how the thing is did--it shant cost VI
cent.