The tri-weekly herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1865, 1865-03-28

fond Of touching them, lot reasons III Iuat case
made and provided, as used to say. We'll,
listen. "; I've got them on our hands, that's
q fact, and it reminds me of q .nigger str,r.
Two of these blacks met, and one had fne
new hat. "When you got dat hal hat, Sam
?" SAYS t'other. "Out Oh shop, nlsee, "
s,ys Sainbo. "Spex So" says t'"ther; end
what might be de price ob dat hat:" Cant
saw. zacS Sly, nigger, de shopkeeper did mt hp-
pen to be on de premises" [Lom laughtfr ]
We'll, we've got the niggers, and can't ex'
actlv sav-or at least don't think you'd Ike
TO hear-what might be the price OF these
articles. But we must utilize our hats gsn-
tlemen. We must make them dig, and fight,
that's fact. There's no shame in digging
suppose. Adam digged, and he is gentleman
of older line than any Of the bloated and slav-
i<h aristocrasles OF Europe. And as for fight
ing, they must feel honored at doing that for
the glorious old flag that has braved for eighty:
nine years and half, be the same little more
or less, the battle and the breeze. e. heers.)
Yes. AID when the rebellionS put down, we'll
see what's to he done with them.
Perhaps, if the naughty boys down South
Get uncommon contrite hearts, We may make
them little present of the blacks, not as
slaves, OF course, bnt as legal apprentices with
underlined salaries deteTninabe on rni>condn"t.
(Cheers) Meantime, gentlemen, won't deny
that nisgers are useful i'll the way of moral
support. They give this here war a holy
character: and We can call ir a crusade fdr
freedom. A man may call his house an island
if he likes, as has been said by one Of those
fendiSF British writer's who abuse our hosli
taity by not cracking US up. 6 ar with
Ensiand" Well, all in good time, gentle
men. Let our Generals learn their business
first. don't blame them, mind you, that
ihev haven't learned it YET, f"r when man
Isas kept whisky store, or u bar, or an oyster
cellar, or an old clothes shop Tor vars, he
can't he expected, merely because he puts or
uniG,rm, to bs C 'me II nnihal, or a Ma
polcon, or even Marlborough or yelling
TIN. f,ikew i-r, they MUST learn to keep rea-
sonalv sober. Friends at a distance will please
accent this intnAatipn (RoarS Of laughttr.)
When that's done, and the rebels are whipped,
and we are in want Of more fighting. we'll see
whether Richmond in England, where the
Queens palace of Windsor Castle is situate,
Il ing and being, is harder nut to crack than
Richmond nearer US. (Cheer>.l
Gentlemen, one thing more. did you ever
ear the story of the farmer who had been in.
suited hy an exci<eman? "Ile wur so rude, "
said the farmer, "that wur obliged to remon-
strate with him." And to what effect did you
rernor rstrate ?" asked friend. We'll, don't
know about effect but / bent the poker 5"
that was Obliged to geta hammer to straight
en- it," Gentlemen, we must Stralghten this
glorious Union and the hammer is taxes.
Gaughter.) Ypu nny laugh, but yon must
nav. I don't mean to be hard upon this NIGH
tyiration. and our friend Mr.. Golden (cheers)
has already indirectly informed the beSotted
masses of British slaves that we intend TO re-
pudlate orr greenhrck<, except to the amount
they may he worth ip the market when re-
deemed. Bit the poker wants deal Of hanl-
mcring, nevertheless. and YOU must pay up.
You'll hear more about this from a friend ct
mire in the governments, so I only give ynn
the hint, as the man said when he kicked his
uncle Down stairs. Laushter.) | believe
that's about all had to say, and this almighty
Uuion will he converted tn shine throughout
the countless ages inefahle beacon and sym
hnl of blessed and everlasting light and glory
if YOU will Only mind the prove'b of Sanrho
Panza, which says, PRAY to God devoutIY,
and hammer on >tou,ly." daughter, cheers,
and cries IF Bully for yon."
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MAXIM OF GEoRGE WAsHINGToN.-l' cannot
forbear to recommend re peal Of the tax on
the transportation of newspapers. There Is
no resource 50 firm for the Government as
the affection Of the people, guided by an en-.
lightened policy and to this primary geod
nothing, can cpnduce more than faithflr rep
reSentation OF public proceedings ditt'ISsd
without restraint throughout the country.
NUMBER OF POUNDS To A BUSuEL. of Wheat,
6n lh<; SheI;ed Corn, IS; Corn on the Coo,
10; Rye, 81; Oats, 80; Onions 81; Dried
Apples, "a Dried Peaches, 50 Castor Bean'
4F; Blue Grass, Il; Buckwheat, 50; Barley,
20; Potatoes, co. Bran, %; Glover Seed, 6';
Flax Seed, IS; Hemp Seed, A; Timothy
Seed, 45; Salt, so.