Washington telegraph., 1865-12-13

ter no longer. Poor unfortunate fhingsl
TO come into this subloonary world ut
sich time. There's four or FIVE of EN-
that never seed sirkus uor a monkey
show-nevsr hal pocket knife, nor q
piece of cheese. nor a reeslu. Thrr+- is
Bull Run Arp. and iiarPrr- Ferry Arp.
and Chic ahuniny irp. that never seed
the picters ia a apeilin box. ] tell you
my trrnd.. We are the poorest people on
the face Of the yearth-tut W. are pnog
and pr nd. We made bully h,a S..Iah
and the whole Amerinin na.on ought to
feel proud Of u. 1t slows what Amcri-
| imposed on-'.so called Didn't our
inul fathers mt, Iced and die about "a
little tax on tpa when hot one III thpu
sand drunk ifl Bekus they uksrrdet
wasn't i gloiyl Buff they hadn sup
p ~ il wuHlu have been treason, aud they
would have been Lowin andscr n round
King George for pardon. 30 goes,
A temus,ani omynina. The whole thing
was strwrd down. il would make about
a half pint of humbug. We had good
men. great men. christian men. who
thought We was right, and many of 'ern
have gone to hat una sliyereJ country
and have gotta pardon a. j. pardon,
W hen / dc, I'm NIFTY wiliin tu risk my
self under The shadow of their wings.
whether tie climate b. hot or cold. So
mole IL be. Selah!
Wei, maybe I've said enuff But
don't feel easy yit I'm 2. good Union
man certain ana shure I've had nv
brrrches died bl4-, and I've got blre
bucket, and very often feel blue, and
about twice H. a while 60 to the dog
gerry and il JiEe. and then ] look up AZ
the 6fae seruiean heavens and sing the
mriaBkoiy hhoI a oi TIL R'uetailcd t-Iv."
| lin dol, my duind-st 10 harmonic. and
think J coul1 sukseed IL il warn't for
sum things. When see black guard
goin round the streets with Gun on his
shoulder, why. right then. for few min
its, | hate the whole Yank \ nation. Je.
rusalrn, how my biod hilrs. The in
stitoosion whai was handed down 10 Us
by the heavenly kingdom of Massachu-
setts. N now pWi over - with powder
aud balli Harmonic. the devil! Amt
Ne human btins! Aiut gDt ,ves aud
ears and ftTlins and thinAinl WHY the
whole of Aiiiky las come down to town
women and children ana babies and ba-
hoons and all man can tell how fur
I tis to the riry by tie smell better than
the mile post They wont work for Us
and they won't work Tor themselves, and
they'll perish to death just a. shure a.
the DEVILS q hog 81 c0i'ed. They are
now baski IL the summer sun. Twin on
roastin ears and freedom. Wi Il nary idee
that winter will cum agin. that castor
oil and salts costs money Sum Of 'em
a hundred y,>ais old are whnil around
a out goin N knllidg- The truth is,my
friend, sambody's badly fooled in this
biznis. Sumbody has drawd the elriant
IN their lottery aud don't know what M
do vi h him. He's jest throwin his
snout about loose and by and-by he'll
hurt sumhodv These uiggrrs viii have
to 60 back to the plantations and work
| Amt goin to 7urprrt n rHy one III 'eIn
and when you hear any body say SO. You
tell en- ''its q lie" SO calLed. / gully. |
aint got nuthin to support myself on.
We fout ourselves out IF eve y thing ex-
cept children and land, and suppose thr
land i to be turned over to niEg,rs for
graveyard-.
Well, my Trend don't want much
| aint AMBITIOUS a. used TO was. You
all have got your shows and monkeys
and sirkusrs and hsass i'ands and organs.
and can play on the petroleum and harp
Of a thousand strings, aud 50 on, but I've
only got one favor tO AK Ut you. want
enuf powder ~ kill big yaIler stamp
tail dog hat prowls round my premises
at night pom honor, wont shoot at
anything blue, black nr muIaifer VIII
YOU send itl re your foaks so skrered
of me- and ny FL K. .ha you wont let
u have any amunisbnn2 Arr the squirls
and crows AID black racoons 60 eat up
our poor. liz le corn patches, Are the
wild turkeys to gobble all around us
with impuniiy! II mad dog takes the
lydertoby, il he whole community y
run itself 70 death to get out Of the wayl
| golly. il looks like your pepul had all
TUX the rrbel-foby for good, aud was new
er gwine 70 git over il. Sre here, nv
friend, You mu-t send me little powder
and a icket ID your show. ana me and
you will harmnnize sertim.
With thes. few remarks think feel
better, and hope amt made nobody film
mad, Tor m not on that line at this time
I'm trocly your frend-all present or ac-
counted for
BILL ARP, so called
7 S.-Old man Harris wanted to buy
NY fiddle thr other day with Gonfedeiick
money. lie SAID it would be good aein
He says that jim Funderbuk told him
that Warren's Jack had seed man who
had jn~t cum from Nirginny, and he said
a aau told his cousin Mandy that Lee
had whipped 'em agm Old Harris say )
that f,ller by the name of Mack q.
Million is cumIn with million of mep.
but nevertheless, notwithstandin, sum
how,or sumhow -else.I'm IN dubus about the
money. you was me, Artemns. would
you make the fiddle tradel b. A.
Y 70 The Hon Thomas Corwin was
lately introduced to one Of the ing 81
railway magnates as being an ohioan
This term evidently misled John hnii,
VIII looked for nome q good deal