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Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02
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Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02

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Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02


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pftdtia finp S03 Waon, Die 3abl rr
Gam'l'sn btttdBt 2.s54. Die pr @obn<
bsufu 2,474.
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*oeO 600. ueranfdlaet. Dis 3obl eu
'nhetbatb ~tu @rfugtn Ter Stott dnat
paan1'm 1rudltdur. burda, dbr 450O.
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f1bn mnrsr 901 asboIttn, an S@mdnsr
500 St6d. Die b1npi(ds gsr6Ifrunf
,abIt 719 &Spfs.
IN I"baf murrsn i'm poriesn Sabre a.
'oam 4,4O0 pfp.
Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02

Wv tiJcu.

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pom 10. Gsbr. su,bdlt foIasnes, fur 'Vet'
f&mbr,r" b6&R mt6tios Nadrt@t: ;'W"
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psrpen ou6 Re folaut6tt9 cen Q'ptits'
bBrren 1buwte(su ruren.
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retle pi1tlthe S%toa,erisnr. Sm Shob
amt ~ Wa(btuaton atbeilen 6unctrs %
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aen. Der prdlcent Bat brrstte m'b'srs
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par oar cine junos Dome Qanrtrat fl
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ptele Nus0&L erwdblt ~ wsrrsn.:
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: nur Mot @tfobr po,banrW mare, co
ru1b ctsle Nsue,uno bic 3atl cu Nsmts1
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mabtn pQrrr.
Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02

Gpiel bes 3ufnDs. 81 6nmturQo
B,taa %"NuQuf.". Gopttdn Btned, bolIt
i'm Nousmbr portesn Subrss ouf rr'
Hcbrt BON Gnalano mob 6oouno, unmti'
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uritr. DE Briho nitb enrtif "a cine
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mannuna ourd Sdpimmen. Gintee Gag
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als rur& einen aem'0en 3ua i'm tnne
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zen @sQen aerisben. lhnomm roe ait
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Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02
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oncsrn Yrcptussu Msr.fos on 6ran'rstd
in umloui edtB' wu'een, Nno ,stos
Grct6tunRsn."
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rer R6ntain bd G,6f nunA rse parlamsn'a
am es0rtQsn laas su't's|' "'dte Bem'r
tens wu,b,s. Itltbs tulbrtf faum Gna
lanrs BsAtsbun Qsn 3um Auelanee.
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cie NntporIsaer.N K, tab Gle Ib1onrtrf
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aup.dGrenlsn slrsm III; Stoten bsauH' r.
men p%arlamnt a,Rsr0tu 0r,iem,. u
orif pornsbmIid rie Vulllif TO Wtntfs.
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tammun Guropo's ubu tts e'ohoura
elmer p%crldufasn Da0srusrblnruna ami
1bsn Dem mttsudnrtiheu uno rsu rotbsn
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sr babe In einu Ba,ts. rie $50 Yer,
ipnsn entbisI, unp von sintm Iampf,'
buQi,t mu,ee, ole 6ntfe Don $50 8iIo
meters, ,p,(dtn port Saip uno Cue
mel&e BE bticen Wtus fbureL tn 4
Stunrsn auriidadsat.
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malls" miro Su teinobe ) u + anas9sber
81. 2e0sps u(uat nunmsbr RE asra@ttn
6onrslafammun 3iep1a(entan'sn mad
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(utsn une Cher oe0sn 6dbiQthi aur Vt'
f5rrerune ron puionen uno @aa1en VI:
ridt uRaltsn lousn. G1 benefit. Die 8as
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ten an Sri unp Situe lttn louten. Uor'
Idufs fdtrt tdelid Elm Boot Swt{&sn or
obenesnonnt.n G%nrpunt,sn pss 8onole
81. 2s0sps sriudt rk Nsprd{sn'ant.n rs
per(6tersusu panrsIetammrn. ipdtefsni
au, 6. Mprtl in NIfroneria etnautr,fen
no ct Re %empfanQ.n une ;ur Vsh6tiaunf
cu 4anaitautsn ,bntn jeos &rlsi&tnunt
parbistea mtret.
Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02


'm"o''''Sa''
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nj! SnSssrtf tH 0r'titn'fr pom N'sfm'"' ""' !" NV
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etnats' unb MuntItpal'a'''"' ~" -
btr Rattaut onetrN Stetn.ou" 't,W".'
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ant baltjdtrli& ~satlbar tur& eorss"', nom" "' wv
srfstm "A uni BIZ atssfdnt'st" u"s a" '''s" "'0''' W."
oanautr e"'auit ~"ss"'Sansn.
Ik 3trfsn ~tstrastn
e'"," Gent PCT a'o 90" ''"'t $50 $50 %''<
3etn -, '. $500
Nohn fur aus s%.nanntn Bttra3s ~srssn mao smpf0"a
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Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02
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an BE 5euptaasnten n Rem DsLl rfntt snfnmser
Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02
Dte an Tranfreih aneeblih ab9ctrete
men mcrieanifdcn NrppinicM.

men mcfttdHllUcU *IpOlH3e".
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tt pcNliY, rob an Der @btre,un0 mtrtta
ntf6u Yrcptnisn an Granfrstt tel n
,pabree Nort (st. Das ,nt(dstosI
inrrg tie 5ahr nt1t. Wnene Bertd's
aus europa la0sn auf ras 0taenIbeIl
thltcb,n. menn AUDI pte nRen Na6rtdtsn
lter rit(s W%n0fls8enbeit uteIfa& moeifeirt
,pnetn m5sen.
Der ,0onron 1fmss" wirt unttr'm Z.
Gebr. aus Darts ae(6rte6en, bob rper nit
een GompIicatfonsn rrr mtr1fantfd'ame'
rtfanil6. fran330(dn Yoltttf bsfannt (st.
p.nte ;3usiisl paretn (eBm f6nns. rob
Napoleor (olhe Yldne oebs0t BABE. Ibat'
lode 1st 60 isc.nfdus. oae 5snator @pYnn
(pfort nab Musbrud Der Nsbsuton IN,
Mmertla Drantrst6 bs(u@t uno asp'Ne
Alane rem Sa,{sr cu 0ranAc'en ooreelsti
bute, pslbe ptsler nit eroesr Wufme't'
{dmttt ou%iotncnmtn. Wan ineiRs in
Dorte au6 u1Ut roran, baB gmpAn pom
Ro,(lr nit eiuu N,iicn IN clsler Btjte'
bInQ btlrout ,roretn l0.
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bar pu19 e,e Nlt,ttt urtuflipL caf
0wunn neul,n uob Yari5 abae9anAsr
IN. nadrem W%lar.m'I,an auf lsine pldn'
nttt bat ein0ttsn wvutA. Nie Netn6s'
xuuoen res y-.ou:.I;o" peroienen abe
,penia @loutsn. Dian penfe nur an ct'
Wenae Gt ipirsr'pu6eneu Ds1itte b,
uf6aitltH f1auatu',am NIlttr bepcr pt'
NtTIt1uuN SaUvy-No IN Jranfrrt6 Ibat'
{ahe 0smpteen MAR.
Der Ya1iltr .9ourier Jinantte." BON
Z. -Gstr. B@sbt ioi6cnpe DartsaunB Der
.@ade:
Wsecn elmer nsum m'rlfonlhm Nn'
i lstbe bort man uu{Aisesne 9nl6Ie. Wi
r,nfelbsu fcmm,n In Drbtnpune Elm
Deou,una an G.anfreid Fit bie Grid
,un9 unp Sliitun9 pss musn 1aller
reths.
Dos franaBfide @ouounsment wtr|
bic Refourcen BON Gonora niht lslti
ousteutsn, lonpern ptelsIben auf etn
@ompoante 1bsriraeen, wsl&e jabr!i@ I;
@iQionen an bic frans56ide &saterun.
bsaobten ioQ. bio aue Borosrunasn Gsant
rHde erol1sn fup. Disie, Qoupo9nt
. fsQ Ut Eebuantspec '.Gi(enbahn bauen
Inter pttfen umldnpen miro DE nsue IN
letbe letdt 3u Stenoe fomnsn.
Die 9smtl6te Gommtlfen tpeae, untsr
(udune Der franS5Gl@en @nfp1ade al
Msrito III In boiler 1tdttafeit,=
Dos wabritstnltdfe arran9ement Il
1e. eab stnt @tfiton Mot 10
et<t-fa tlftnpt n14fen ett,u bal
dr 2atret& auf SiAtr 6fttzme:
kteeutf@ff prpt4n3 ~
~ut-m rftaHif6t~ Nntet6.
sprerf earanre wtre.
Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02

Wset.sintgen Eassn duBtrte
prdf6ent 9tnfoln aee,n etne COMMITTEE,
bte mad ,@ait4nassnE Gsfommen war. UNI
etue ,Bn(dittune Ter 3iebana enrdAu
febehe~eaBit mon 3eH babe Ne 4uets
III e~orrtetr.n : @snn Id fu&s Grieesn
IN u,abent unb btn :arRg~ ~ }Gnrsa III
brfn9en. erstft man mid auf'5 -bittefRs
ar,yuaD pitnf@r ih esn Rricg'tufftnr5est
.ssaE nrrsie aIs RE fortaufsBen> 10: fomdni
us4H uua Mufaub Der 3tsbunBstn, unb
attt mir Ranu(@af, auf Dem paptn."
Der Demokrat. (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1868, 1865-03-02
R:s,c An}ci0cn.
81 II ftiu1,.

Der ln'eri'tdn,s II eeptQt, t.. fc!s:n'e Ueetnfdnh
am 1'siIao On 10 Wdta 1875.
Uon 10 rtr m"raers an. auf ,. 3. 5arstna's ssmu n-ylcs
I'M Ulad. AMI ~ p.iiluien:
i Yfsroe, . 8ubs, | Woseu, @teraerdtb BE-
0ft,ne IN 3ulllpA1cre, Y1u9e. Gaasn. Staufl
pIuas It., fOD;e 6lus uno 8%ahens'lalt unt
Wut'I''n - Cen Wtt0tiusneen IN oitnt!ll Il
Wuettcr.
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8. 6amann.
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North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

GETTING THE EYES OPENED.-The New
York Times, Republican, thus discourscs On
taxation. We are glad those who have help
getting tneir eyes opened about the crushing
load Of debt the Administration is heap1ng
upon us. The Times says-"Our taxes are
stretched almost to the extremely" "New
loans cannot meet one-half of our daily ex.
pendltures." "There is limit even to the
power of this nation in bearing public debt. !"
Goth crushing ofIthe rebs!lion there can be
no doubt, but it may be gained through the
destruction OF the public credit. "We are
spending perhaps four times our income"
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25
TO GO, OR NOT TO GO,

The following parody is one OF the most unmerci-
Iauy "exempts'' will testify to both its poetry and
ruth, The fellow who wrote it should be furnished
nth life exemption from military service,
To go, OF not to go; that's the question;
Whether it pays best to suffer pestering
By lille girls and garrullous old women.
Or to take up arms against host of Rebels,
And by opposing, get killed-to die, to sleep,
(Git eou) aud in this sleep 10 say we ''sink
To rest by al our country'S wishes blest."
And live forever that's a cousum nation
Just what I'm after.) To march, to fight
To fight! Perchance to die; aye, there's he rub
For while I'm asleep who'd take Of Mary
And the babes, when Bill = in the lower ground
Who'd feed 'em, hey! There's the respect
l have Cor them that makes life sweet;
For who would bear the bag to mill,
Pow Dobbin egt the wheat, dig tators.
Kill hogs and do all sorts Of drudgery,
It I'm fool enough 10 get a Rebel
Bullet on the brain? Who'd cry for me?
WoulI patriotism pay my debts when dead?
But Oh? the dread of something after death;
That undiscovered fellow VIII cd court Mary,
And do my Huggin'-that's agony,
And makes me want to stay a. home,
Specially as l amt mad with nobody.
Shells and bullets made towards Of US all,
And blame my skin if sno' tin steeds
And pnmp and circumstance cf way,
Are to be compared with featherbed,
And Mary by my side.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25
ES IN the Mobila nnd OIio RaiIr

E On the Mobile and OAio Railroad
near the Tennessee line, there lived 4 mer-
Giant who also kept Post Office, and of an
evening his store wcul3 be full Of his custom~
ers, eager to hear him read the news
While reading the paper to them one even
ing, he came to paragraph as follows -
sowing to the large rumber Of emigrants
travelling westward, corn will probably COM
mand very high price"
One cld gentleman at this point Interrupt
ted him, and wanted to know what egnigrant
meant, The merchant stopped reading, and
after studying for scme time answered, "Well,
my friend, to tell you the truth, dom.
know, but believe they are an animal be-
tween "pcssun and coon anyhow they re
death on corn p
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25
Is Lincoln Insane.

There is one point in Lincoln's recent
message that certainly evinces positive insan,
tty. We refer to that portion where he
reckons the national debt as a part Of the ma
tonal wealth. This is simply mstaking
poverty for riches, and it seems that no man
in sane mind could do it. 1t is the same
kind ofan error man would make, who,
after mortgaging his land, should add the
money borrowed to the full value of his land,
and to determine how much he was worth
and thus come to the astounding conclusion
that he had got rich by running in deb; -
Either Lincoln is stark mad, or else this is
his latest JOKE
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

EG Major General Benjamin T. Butler
has been removed By the President from the
position of commander Of the Army of the
James and the Department of Virginia and
North Carolina, and ordered to report at
Lowell, Massachusetts The official docu-
ment in the case directed him to turn over
his command to 'tho person named by Lieu
tenant General Grant as his temporary sue
cessor." General Ord, lately IN charge of
The Twenty fourth corps, has succeeded TEN
porarily to the i'm m2ortant position.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25
VOL. 4 NO. "a
DECIDEDLY COOL.

A lady, who had a somewhat Bacchanalian
spouse, resolved 20 frighten him into temper
ance. She therefore engaged watchman,for
a stipulated reward, to carry "Philander" to
the watch-house, while yet in state of in
sensibilty, and to frightcn him little when
ne recovered, In consequence of this ar
rangement, he woke up about eleven o'clock.
and found himself on his elbow. He looked
around until his eyes rested on man sitting
By stove and smoking a cigar.
"WheFe am ?' asked Philander.
SIN medical college," said the cigar suok.
er,
"What doing there z"
"GOing to be cut up"
"Cut up-how comes that :"
why, you died yesterday, while dFunE,
aud wo have bought your carcass anyhow
from your wife, who had right to sell it. for
it's all the good she could ever make out CT
you. If you are not dead, us no fault Of the
doctors and they'll cut you up, dead or
alive"
'You will DO it, eh 2" asked the old sot.
"To be sure we will-now-im 7aediatety,"
was the resoiute answer.
"Wail-look o here, can't you let US have
something to drink before you begin"
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25
HoT Much do We Work.

Who ever thought OF making such calc1-
lation ?-Nobody, till an industrious French
man recently took up the subject and he
hns set down and made an accurate estimate
Of the part of our several lives employed
apout actual labor. He takes his inject at
the age of seventy-two. Allowing eight
hours on an average, for sleep, that deduc's
at once twenty-f3ur years. For dressing and
undressing, on rising ond going to bed, wash
ing and shaving half an hour daily, makes
one and half years. Then two hours daily
for meals, count up sx years. Love making
according to his calculation, will average one
hour daily, or three years. For society,
dling, and amusement, three hours more, up
to childhood, the accidents and diseases Of
mature age and like causes, will deduct two
hours on an average. making six years. So
that in conclusion, one hale hearty man Of
seventy two years, has, in fact, not been able
to employ in the positive occupation of in
dustry more than twenty two and a hal!
years
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

of his style, that he cannot break into peo-
ple's houses and steal with impunity."
81 tell you am in my own house !" thun
dered Pollard, "and III beat the brains out
of the whole of you, you don't make your
selves skeerce! Peggy Peggy come and
help men'
The kitchen door flew open, and Peggy's
yellow flannel pight-cap appeared,
cob, lordy - cried she, Il can't come in
afore all these men with my night cap on
Wait minnit till fix my head"
Nehemiah had seized long handled fry
ing pan, and was laying about him with a
will.
The leader of the police began to see the
point. He brought the lantern to bear on
the face of our friend.
Il beg your pardon; Esq. Pollard, it was
all a mistake"
Esq, Pollard, laid down his weapon, and
the two shook hands
''It's all owing to this confounded house, y
said Nehemiah. II don't know no more
about the new fargIed thing than the man in
the moon. But I've got some first rate cog
nae in the cellar. You'll keep dark, MT.
Police"
"Upon honor, squire"
Mr. Pollard had the locks taken off his
doors and tbs water pipes removed the next
day. He has lived IN his own touse nearly a
year now, but he carries "tallow dip'' to
bed with him, and washed his hands and
face at the kitchen sink.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

OLD SoNG.-
There's an oily time coming, boys
An oily time coming,
There's an oily time coming boys,
Wat little longer.
We may ''strike grease" or we may moi
Stocks go to par or 60 to pot,
Ia this oily TIME comming,
Well not whales" shHl light mankind,
The perfume shall be stronger,
And ''derrcks" shall supplart "harpoons,'
Wait little longer.
(Chorus)oh, there's an oily time corning
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25
IMPORTANCE of FAMILY COURTESY

Family intimacy should never make broth
ers and sisters forget to be polite and sympa
tnizing to each other. Those who contract
thoughtless and rude habits towards the
member of their own family, will be rude md
thoughtless to all the world. But let the
family intercourse be tue. tender, and the
manuers ofall uniformly gentle and consider
ate, and the members Of the family thus
trained will carry into the world and society,
the habits Of their childhood. They viii re-
quire 10 their associates similar qualities ;
they will not be satisfied without mutual
esteem and the cultivation Of the best alfec-
tions, and their own character will be sus
tanned by that faith in goodness which
belongs to a mind exercised in pure and high
thoughts.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

E3 ri have always been astonished." !"
said Miss Smith, sat the anxiety of young
ladies for beaux, but never pitied female
more than when Miss Mountfathers left my
school Seeing her gazing toward the sky, l
asked her what she was looking for. "That
bear," said she, (which is told Of as being
set in the cloud-I wish he'd come down.
Appropos said Miss Jones, l want no
humfbacked man; the beau up there is
"bcnt."
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

A TALE OF WoE,-I casped her tiny hand
in mine, I ctasped her beauteous form |
vowed to shield her from the wind, and from
the worlds cold storm. She set her beautc-
Gus eyes on me, the tears did wildly fOw and
with her little lips she said ';Confound you
let me CO."
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

why is it," said one of our school
marms to young scape grace who had caus-
ed her much trouble by his bad conduct,
"why is it you behaved so we'll when you
first came to school, ann are SO disobedient
now 2" Because" said young hopeful look
ing up into the teachers face. 81 wasn't
much acquainted then"
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-01-25

'!To be woman of fashion is one of the
easiest things in the world. A late writer
thus describes l.: Buy everything you don't
want, and pay for nothing you get; smile on
all mankind but your husband ; be happy
everywhere but at homo neglect your chill.
dren and nurse lap-dogs go to church every
time you get new dress"