The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-10-25
Science In kissing.

= Sop'0 VIII MISS } " uoI VIC III d uuO-
dred knows how to extract bliss from love
~ lips, no more than they know how to
make diamonds from charcoal. % And vet
it is easy, at least for us THIS little item
is not alone for young beginners. .busfor
Ste nssT who go to It IKE hunting csers
or sheiilng corn. First know whom you
are to kiss. Dno't make a mistake, al
though a mistake may be god. Don't
jump up like trout for a fly, and smack
woman on the neck, on the ear, on the cor.
ncr Of her forehead, on the end of her nose,
or slop over on her waterfall, or bonnet
ribbon, in haste to get through. The gen
tlelnan should be It'll, the tallest He
should have clan face, kind eye, a
mouth full Of expression instead of tobacco.
Don't kiss everybody, including nasty lit
tic dogs, male or female. Don't sit down
tosit; stand up. Need not to be anxious
to get in crowd. Two persons are plenty
to corner and catch kiss. More persons
spoil the sport; Stand firm; 1t won't hurt
any after you are used to it; Take the left
hand of the lady in your right hand. Let
your hat go to-any place OUT Of the way
Throw the left hand gently over the shoul.
der Of the lady, and let the hand fall down
upon the right side towards the belt
Don't be in hurry. Draw her gently,
laving.y to your heart. Her head will fall
lightly upon ylur shoulder--and hand
some shoulder strap it makes! Don't be
in hurry send little life down your left
arm and let it know its business. Her left
hand is in your right. Let there be ex
preston to that-not like the grip Of vice,
but a g"ntle clasp, full of electricity,
thought and respect. Don't be in hur
ry! Her head les cartlessly on your
shoulder! You are neatly heartto heart !!
Look down into ner half closed eyes! Gent
ly, yet manfully, press her to your bosom
Stand firm, and providence will give you
strength for the ordeal. > b. brave. but
don't be in hurry; Her lips almost
open! Lean lightly forward With your
head, not the body. Take good aim; the
lips meet; the eyes close the heart opens;
the soul rides the storms, troubles and sor
rows Of life (don't be in hurry } heaven
opens before you; the world shoots from
und.r your feet az meteor fishes across
the evening sky (don't be afraid y the
nerves dance before the just erected altar
of ioye as z phyrs dance with the dew
trimmed h,wers; the heart forgcts the Bit
te:ness, and the sart Of kissing Is leArnetli I
No noise, no fuss, no ffo.tering and sauirm.
ing. like hook mp4Eed W05ms. Kissing
don't hurt it does not require a, brass
band to make it legal. Dsn't jab down on,
autiful mouth as II spcatifg Tor frogs
Don't grab and yank tine lady asrf she was
a struggling colt Don't nuss her hair
scratch down her collar, bite her chelk
squizzle her rich ribbons, aud leave hc,
mu ;sed. runpied and mummuxed Don
favor your kisses with onions, tobac
Cd, gin cock tails, lager beer, brandy, etc.
TO- mauddlin kiss is worse than the itc]
to delicate, loving, sensible woman. .o.
P. S.-A lady says tie first time sh
vas Kissed, she felt like a big tub Of ,o;e.
swimming in honey, cologne, nntmegs an
eranbsrries She also + 1t as if. some,hin
was rupniT G through her nerves en- feet
diamonds, escorted BY several little cupi
in chariots drawn by angels, shaded b
honey-snckes, and. the whole" spres
with melted rainbows. t,-..