East Saginaw courier. (East Saginaw, Mich.) 1859-18??, 1865-03-01

the insinuashun. The msmbws ofboth
kommittys being rather week in the
upper story mits have bin, but with
me II was only . konstytushunal
weakness in the nees mot hed--witch
am trubbeled with after wridinR in
close stage roach and inhaling the
breth of uthers, witch isumtimes
kausos me to 60 tn slsap at unseemly
hours, and kaused the cheermanN of
the sinats kommitty to mistaik it for
intocksikashun.
8 Timosoly. vel, mistur speaker
we fneally arrived at the prison,
whsr a brite idear struck Me, entirely
different frum the a4said alluded 2
that struck the gintleman frum saint
klars when we furst started frum Ian
sing, and SAFE j, mistur agent, il yu
hav no objectshuns wood like tn sho
theas poor beknightoned konvickts
what lenaway oratory is, in uther
wurds shud like tn maik speech tn
the konstituants Of the sinators frum
wane, KNIT, and the gintlemen frum
saint klare Jackson and kallymazoo,
rs i'm told that oil the wust cases, in
fact, mistur agent, that most awl of
yuro boarders kane frum these koun-
ties, and I'm satisfied that it is SO, or
else how kan you account for the class
of sinators and representatives they
send to lansing. After Citing per-
mission Of the very gentlemanly agent
who, I'm sorry to say, belongs TO the
temperance society, as we dident see
eny Ticker whilg we were thar, much
to the chagrin Of all the members of
both kommittys, and which, mister
speaker, is the only thing that we are
unanimous in finding fault with about
the management Of the institushun,
end which by speshel enactment we
jintly and severally recommend shud
be korrekted afore another year rolls
round, or yule have tn go outside the
state Legislature to git q kommitty to
serve. Pardon this depression, was
tn tel yu about my speech; well, i
drew miself up to mi full hight, i'm a
mitsy wei made man, am, not at awl
like the sinator frum Washtsknaugh,
who every boey nose is regular
Yawk, beg pardon Of the gintleman
frum Saginor, meant gawk. i thru
back the hare frum my classical fore
he'd, straitsned up my legs, i raised
my loft arm akimbo, and stratened
out my rite to its full length, then lif-
ted up my voice like jack ass in the
desert, or pelican in the Wilderness,
and thus began:
6 timesly. Ny trends, rs govsnsr
Saymore Of new york Said to his kon-
stituants in the park of that village
after tina had burnt up that ID
nigger roost, the 9th avenew orfan
cuiored school.
"Afy friends" and i gave q terrible
fiurrish Of Of my arms, and swung my
cote tale SO much that it tapped over
my shoulders intu my face. This
rather discomposed me for mint,
petickularly as see ! uguly squint-
eyed konwict who was seeted up in a
hi c,.asr in the middle Of the shop
overlooking the rest, laff and wink at
the Others with boz eyes at time. /
purtsnded not notis him and COM
msnsed again. "My friends, Gcuntri-
men, and Teller citisens, shear me for
my cause, and be silent that you may
hear" This is original mister speeker)
I'm a member of tho Legislature frpm
lenaway kounty, wen sed this so that
pawsed SO that they could fully re-
alise what a CRATE man was speekin
tn them, l horrible luking old kuss
turned to his nabor and vispered loud
enuf for me 2 heer, "Vell Bill wo
ought to be satisfied with our lot, if
we h.d cora owe ~tor r--.i-- - L.
hay brought up in lansing instead of
hear, and that would hav been an ev-
erlasting disgrace see what villain
Gus looking cove that is trying to talk
to u.s." My blood billed at the insult,
mister speaker, peticularly when / see
the sinetor frum washtenaugh and the
little inglishmap laf and wink at each
other. So seeing that there was no
use in trying TO ,enliten such fellers,
gave them l look Of unutterabull
skorn, and shaking the dust frum my
garments, i, fullered by the tale of the
kommitty babe good bye to the male
depastment, and-we'll enter at wunts
into the femail part, noing very wei
that this is the only department tina,
any Of the member of this house care
about. Hear we found about dozen
of the fare sex. of oil ages, sizes and
komplexion, Circassian, African and
Indian.
The gintlsman frum saint klars
pads especial attention 2 ladies o.
the tribe of Hiawatha, frum the upper
peninsular, he is politically opposed
to the black, but very parshal to the
copper oolored.
l, mister speaker, was very much
interested in a young and lovely lady
who had donned the Kabillements o
her sex and with a gun upon hel
shoulder barred her breast, not to tn,
kommitty, bnt to the enemies Of oul
country, and fought under the gallan
burnside for over two years.
COXWILL, Chairman.
Blockade Runners Captured in 1884