The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1865-12-07
A very dlsagreeable era the chol era
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DONE For The man who was hemmet
in by crowd has been troubled by sticl
ever since. M as-. ..ssa s-4
"Poker Sharpe says his wifi. is equal tt
! five ful!s" -beauti full duti-ful arm-tul.
youth full, and awful! sa-- aa 10 81.
81 don't like to patronize this line said a
culprit to hangman. ''Oh, never mind
this once" was the reply, 1T will soon sus.
pend its operation" ...,-
A friend of ours in crossing the State Of
New Jersey lately found the people all astlr
before sunrise. They too.Iike onr week-old
colored friend, were enjoying the elegant
free fresh air.
at young lady's seminary recently, du-
ring an examination in history one Of the
not most promising pupils was Intercepted.
''Mary, did Martin Luther die natural
death r No" was the reply, ''he was ex-
communicated by bull
A wag, speaking Of the cruel treatment Of
child by its mother, says: The child
certainly should have the careful attention
of some one,or it will be prematurey added
to the kingdom of heaven, and thus, perhapa
permanently separated from its kindred
A tall fellow, standing in the parquette of
theatre was repeatedly desired to sit
down, but would not; when voice from
the second circle called out, Lei him alone /;
he's tailor, and he's resting himself :" I
The Richmond Tunes says of waterfalls
"We have watched these phenomena care.
fully, and they have been growing large.
every Sunday aud the tails Of the horses 0
the young ladies' papas are growing small
err"
An exchange gives reasons for not pub
fishing poetic effnsion, as follows: The
rhythm sounds like pumpkins rolling over a
barn floor, while some lines appear TO have
been measured with yard-stck, and others
with ten feet pole
Some of our religious exchanges tell a
story about woman being relieved from
speechless grief by hymn. We have
known number of the Sex To be strongly
affected and greatly benefited by hins be-
fore this .. .. ..... ..s s... =........ ....
A young candidate for the legal profession
was asked what he should do first when en-
ployed to bring All action Ask for money
OH account! was the prompt reply. tie
passed. ~ -..' '.o@ -.'.t " @.I
1t is said that waterfalls are prohibited
by the English gasne-laws The clause
which applies to them runs as follows Net
ting the hare shall be punished by fue and
Imprisonment, etc, etc. ~ 7-..'
We do not know whether the following
clipping from London paper is Indicative Of
the progress of tue age or not; but it is
suggestive! -a @ ls s5a.a ....l..
IF am not at home from the party to-
night at ten O'Clock, said husband to his
better and bigger half ''don t wait for me-"
''rhat won't" replied the lady, significant
Iy-'I won't wait, but I'll come for you T.
The gentleman returned at ten O'Clock pre-
cisely. .-T. aa-f Il .s....l-#. +.
Patrick O'Flaherty said that his wife was
very unerateful, for ''whin married her
she hadn't rag to her back but now she
is covered wild en- @-s.. a-a
Lucy Stone says: ''The cradle is a wo-
mans ballot box" Then we've known
some unlawful voting, when two ballots
were deposited at "a time. 10
A parson once .prefaeed his sermon with,
''My friends, let us say few words before
we Begin This is about equal to the man
who took short nap before he went to
sleep.
Anybody can tell you about the daily rate
of gold but who, now that the Evening Ex-
change is closed can tell about the nitrate
of silver? a aai b. a.au..-s s.5 81
at jubilee meeting in Richmond, one
week after its evacuation by General Lee, a
colored church-member related his expert
ence as follows .-'.'" -" ,t~5
'Bredren Ise jis one week old to-day, |
bin bawn three times. Fus | was bawn &C
cordin' to de flesh when come into dis
world Den Twas bawn of the speret, when
was converted Last Of all was bawn to
liberty, jis one week ago. So Use jee a
week old. gets up every nrorIin at 4
O'Clock, and goes out to smell and swailer
the fresh free air or, it is elegant = ~.