Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-11-16
A Feend IncaPnate DeFiads 20 be Bed
headed Over the Camden ana
His. salary Raised es the Company


Fallin in2 q convenient hole along
side nv the track, 4 swoonded. While in
that state saw on the. fence near me,
the forme of Satanfhimself 1907
"Avantl" cried 1. 30" CONTEST thou IA
torment me afore my time?"
"Donst skear," retorted he, IL amt
after 700 yit Didsf never read the re-
mark of the wise old man to tue boys.
My sons said he, why club orr the APP
pies from the trees swhenzif 700 let EN-
alone the will fan to 700 nv their own
3 accord 81 sNolnol I'd never take the
trouble to cum after 700 and SIGH ez
yoo.'o VI DfT2 VIaHQk5GS
80 "Why art thou here thenf ssd Il
For various.reasons,p sea he "I'm
amoosin myself Moo Gersey is "a fa-
voIite place for me- fok pleasnrin' purpo-
SEES. I've mcEa friends, in proportion,
here than in and other locality
Re-assured, Il asked His Majesty some
questions, as - what kind Nv bizness he
was doin nowadays, &c.
"a Bullyr Sc he bullyl When the
South rebelIed my ssoulr expanded with
COY: I had @ded wood on them localities.
OF it did me good to see the clergy nv
tue South ding OFF the sackerotel robes
and gird1ohthe sRerd and go for slawt-
. er.- They meyer had much religion, and
that Ettle they dfspeaced with mmejitly.
/ battered myself that 1 had good
thing Nv IT. 7 knowd ef it wuz success
that the peSrl whitesI would be made
poorer, and the rich richer, which is a
state nv things to- be- desired, as Piety
don't flourish much under $4,000, and
not q bitogeE $1O0,000.& 1t is between
these sums that you find spious' men.
Well, 80 long az MickleIlen and Booel
wuz in command everything worked well
and / gushed, But alas, wen Grant &
Sherman x Thomas 4 Sheridan got holt,
my visions were abiaste3, and ez the
Confedracy went down my sole went
with It. Finally the Confedracy collapst
snd 1 shreekt, satisfied that the AL
mighty had concluded to take that Sec
ton nv country out nv my hands. after
lettin me roolait 50 long. OF it wuz
"why then do you feel SO well nowY'
sed i. 81 .5itEw9fg@T
"Becoz i alluz feel well in, Moo Ger
sey, and becoz things amt workin so
bad after allsuThe South amt disposed
to give mp their idees at ALL notice
3 the Gnvaers inthe Southern States are
spitefuE ~Phey speak uv the Unfon men
nv the North eze 'Radikle Republicans,
which shows they mean. to make he'd
States I ever feared. Also. Slavery is
normally ded bnt not really. If it had
been killed inearnest, planters woodent
hev he'd the means TO drive fast bosses,
and gamble, and bay fancy octoroons;
and, per consequences, sum of the COM
mandments would hev bin better OBJ
served. The South perpose, to give the
niger IS per mouth, which won't keep
him in terbacker. The Northern Legis-
lachers will all pass laws forbidden him
to cum North; &C. Cuff is atween the
upper and neither mill-stnn, after all
They viii oppress him, and he can't git
away. Then fOllers steelins, and robbie
ries, and murders, and arsons, and in
surrections,-Ehere he rubbed his
hands land more SIGH doins than VOC
ever dreamed nv. The nigger never'll
larn to read, and will, in conscience.
cum tn my hand naturally; his master
will grow fat ON his laber, and GIT cor
rupt, and nv coarse I'll git him.
aThen, agin j the Indications are
hunky in the North. Chen SIGH men ez
Beacher gits into The Apardun mood, I'm
safe. Why, tother day red in the Her.
aid, "a paper I affuz took), sermon, in
which he spoke highly NV Ginral Lee,
the sarses indivijoel who wuz in COM
mand. with Belle Isle and Castle Thun-
der etinkfn under his n65e, and / codent
repress a smile y "a
az Hunky for Beecheri sed /, in ex-
tacy. Long live Henry Ward ekkoed
all my prinsipeL falin angils, for lol
hs's gitten 70 be fnercifnl to'ards 'em as
serve ~ and my pals re-ekkoed with
ynss, ovI iryen to keep me down SO long
40 the inimocradyl have pluck and the
South aiut ell Killed OFF They'll de-