Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-03-09

~ When is tooth not tooth7 When
il is a-king.
The most curious thing 4 woman
that Is not curious.
Why does a neigh resemble groani
Because it is a hoL rise noise
.Bigamy may be said to be a condition
neither allowed or hGLlowed
Do Why should the highest apple on a
tree be good one2 Because rs a lip
top apple
Wit is wisdom at play, while .hunor
% is only good nature irolie.
Wit "a like much beauty doubtful
blessing, and like great strength, dang
erous one
Fear is the first lesson learnt, and the
last one forgotten.
Nobody but fool gets bit twice by The
same dog
A pei lamb always makes cross
Epitaphs are like circus bills, there is
more in tho bills than is ever performed.
AwrULi-when Is q traveller like Ger.
berus2 When he's at Rio-a trio
MUoH MORE LlKELY--An "incorrgible
young thief" is more likely 10 attain
'age before honesty"
why ia an author the most peculiar Of
acknowledgements his tale comes ou3
Of bis head.
ttHa IhTERARY.--May an Anonymous cor
pendent" be said to write under an "inky
cloak" Of secrecy
The man who would like to go to heay-
en- alone will never get there either
alone or in company.
Why Is dancing like new milk II
strengthens the calves.
"Biny, my boy, cant you eat little
more9" "Well, ssperhapa | could If
stood up mother
A lady advegtisea for husband who
Is in the habit OF washing himself But
when she gets him-therel be the rub.
If you don't wish to got angry never
argue with boekhead Remember
the duller the razor the more you cut
yourself
II Il dreadful easy to be iool--a man
can be one and not know it
se $50 No man can be witty when he want,
to, any more than he can be hungrl
sef1 when he wants to--it comes, as lovt
does, he can't tell how nor why.
Real happiness don't consist so mucl
fsa9- ~ in what man don't have, rs Il does il
what he dom want
Ought pair OF trousers which hav
been obtained on credit 10 be legally IRE
garded as breaches of trust
ProPLs CHOOSE THEIR oProsIrEs-
lae Just so; the goose and the sage are gen
orally associated
Mr. Griggs is of opinion that tL
French are an artificial people. "B
gad sir " he says "even their fields arr
shams" This is a fact
WHY is the letter very unfortunate
Because ii is always to be found il
trouble, wretchedness, and misery it
always the beginning in riots and ruiz
aud never found in peace innocence o
love
The editor Of paper in Nevada, speat
ing Of kissing bride says: I'VE neve
had bride that We remember bu
should thefuiure have one in store 70
a4 es us, and any man should attempt tina
-s#s privilege We II knock chips enough fror
his nose to exempt him from the draft.
observation-disclosures country of Enron
should have the largest capital? Irelan
because its capital is always Dubl
(doubling)
80 - .l,s Sir James Maekiutosh invited d,
Parr to take drive in his gig Tn
horse became restive Gently Jenny.
says the doctor, "don't irritate him; a
ways soothe your horse, Jenny. You
do better without me. Let me dow
Jenny" Once on terra frma, the do
tor view of the case was changed
et Nov, Jemmy, touch him up. Neve
let a horse get the better of you. Toue
him up conqser him. don't spare him
and now I'll leave you to manage hin
IN palk back"