The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1865-09-07
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From tho Boston Gazetta.


Two terribly tired travellers toiled
through tangled thjekets thickly thorned,
toward the Tatian turnpike, telling touch
ing tales, tlioticaIy told, to those that
thought themselves thoroughly theoretical
tacticians Therefore the throng that threw
themselves thickening thitherward thought
them Thespians. Thraso-like they thun-
dered thrasonically their threnodies Thirs-
ty they tippled together. Their tractabiIity
told them tolerably tolerant Their tortu-
osity, too, transiigured the Tatilans timor-
ously. Their taries that Tiffany toilfuIly
trimmed till the topaz trembled therein
took the throng. The Tokay that they
took, trying the tavern table, told terribly,
-tlntlnS, tnglng, troubling their thoughts,
till their tiptinabuary tones tortured the
tired townsmen: they thereupon thrash
ed the tlpsy tironan tyros through the
town. They litter ed thoreat, therefore there
upon the tomtits tWittered touchngly,
transporting thereby the thoughtless throne
to that transitory tranquility that thorough
Iy transcends the terrific trance. Twc
| trashy trappers tugging two terrible trylac.
tile tigers took three triennial tulips to the
theo!ogic teachers there, telling them that
theorens theoretically treated tended tow
ard firing the too thoughtful theoIogian, that
| therefore theology theticaIly tinctured thor
oughly thrOttled the thin thesis that-the-
ophany throws theurgy to the thouqbtIess
Their tedious tritling teased the teachers
terribly. though their theories taxed their
| theosophy throughout, therefore the turnkey
took the two to the trap. The tailor trim
med them tastefully, their testimony taken
tachigraphically taborer t;.booed them till
their taciturnity turned to the taIlest talk.
ing. These trying things turned their tan
trums to thoughtful! tameness. The tigers
thereupon took to the thickets, the trappers
to the toIlgate. Tardily they rendered the
tax, tartly throwing the testy taxer the
two-pence they tawdriy took to their trav-
els. The thespians tarried-to tell the
truth their tendencies rendering their tick
cts to tempt the town The tagrag throDg.
ed the taphouse talking theatrically. The
tavern thronged, the town tattlers told tau
tologlcal tales ten times ten times tensibIe
tense, terse, thickly tinged, titilating. It's
sued to tickle the thoughtless. The the
alter took-''The Tempter's Tolls" threw
the theatre-tending town to transcenden
taIism, The town-cerk town-crier, towns
man, towH-tinman, town-tinker, town tailo
town-turnkey, tons turned theatrically top
sy turvy. Thus the talitan turnpike tall
terminates Toll the tocksin! tell til,
treason! theological Tatilan taken theatri
caily! Tacitly taking the tale that the r.
| tell, thoroughly tired, Tototethius turns til
unphantly to to the telc T.
The prospects of the wheat crop in Mime
sofa are remarkably good. From 5000 t.
f'0oo bushels ere daily brought into Vino
ma in wagons, IN addition to what comes b,
rail-
Experiments are being made in i1sfytra
7 ton, process by which live hog may b
! converted into corned pork in twent
j minutes! The animal is killed, his hear
: removed, and an ipstmment inserted in il
Place by which sweet pickle is sent throug
, the main artery into every part of the pic
4 1t is estimated that this process will reduc
the price Of food fifty per cent.