Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-10-13
"Call Ne Pet Names."

"Call Ne Pet Names."
The following "retorts courtsousv
are from the columns of the two lead
ing papers in Louisville: \
" You crooked old bundle Of contra
diction--.-don't you oppose the policy at
restoration Didn't you say yon were
In favor ofn general amnesty, by which,
been In the rebellion to vote should Be
conceded to them ?i-- Democrat.
y You i'll smelling and well stuffed
old sack OF pondrette don't YOU know
that the amnesty held out by the Pres.
idcnt to those who take the prescribed
oath does not embrace the right Of vot-
ing 2h--Jdurnal. ta.s
You diseased odor of bad cat in
bad health didn't you know that the
amnesty advocated by you, and even
President Johnson's amnesty does not
forbid the right of voting; or have
you lost all your senses III your scents?
- Democrat. s--"-."A
"You old center Of all stupidity, and
scenter of all creation--you old uncork-
ed bottle of the Distilled escence of asa.
fGtida, stlnkweed, rolecat and nigger
don't you know that, II the amnesty
recommended by US and even by Presi-
dent Iohnson's do not give the right of
voting, they don't intermeddle with
tii0S iaEiiN ~ u1iy put iNuNC ~ W Wiz
States where it property bclongsr foa
old cess pool OF six cities, don't you
know that If we are for the repeal of
4 the Kentucky expatriation law, 1t
dosn't follow that we are not for the
enactment of some other law, which
shall protect our State, as far as possi-
BILE against aggressions OF the rebels spir-
! it? A. large class of uoii-votcrs In Ken
tucliy would be q very great evil, but
|
present expatriation law applies, cloth
ted with the elective franchise without
taking stringent oath of allegiance.
/ " You mean old pointer and setter to
satan's man huntcrs--you old etflgy
cut from solid mass Of guano--plsase
mark that - wEnat. ..<'n.
Wanted-An Honest, Industrious Boy.
! We lately saw an advertisement head
cd as above. It Itconveys to every boy
an impressive moral lesson.
IAN honest, industrious boy" Ia al
ways wanted He viii be sought for;
his services will be in demand; he Will
be respected aud loved, he will be spo-
ken Of in tennis OF high commendation
he will always have a home; he will
grow mp to be Il man of known worth
and cstablished character. .4
lie will be tconte9. The merchant
will want him for salGsman or n clerk;
the master mechanic win want him for
an apprentice or u journeyman; those
with u Job to let will want him for 4
contractor; clients will want him for u
lawyer patients will want him for
physician I; religious congregations, for
n pastor parents, for teacher Of their
children; and the people for an officer.
He will lie ipantsd. Iownsmen will
want him as citizen; acquaintance,
as a neirlihor; neighbors, as u friend
families, rs u visitor the world a5 al
acquaintance nay, girls will want him
for beau, and finally for a husband.
I An honest, industrious boy! just
think of il, boys, will you answer this
description? Can you apply for this
situation? Are you sure that you will
be aunted? You may be smart aud ac-
tive, but that does not ill the sequition
are you honest! Yoa may be capable
Are you industrious? You may be
well dressed aud create Il favorable inn
preston at first sight--are you both
honest and industrious You may ap-
ply for u good situation'--are you
sure that your friends, teachers and
acquaintanccs can recommend YOU for
these qualities? Oh, how would YOU
feel, your character not being thus cs-
tablished. on hearing the words II
can't employ youW Nothing else will
make up Tor the lack of these qualities.
: No readiness or aptnsss for business
will do Ii. YoH must be honest and in
dustriolls--must work AND labor, then
will your calling and election for plac.
es Of profit and trust be made SURE.
! POWER or HUMBUa.-An individual
who owned small tavcrn near the field
of Waterloo, the sceno of the last great
action of Napoleon, was frequently
questioned us to whether he did not
possess some relics Of the battle, and he
invariably and honestly answered In the
negative. -.
He was very poor, and ono day while
lanNn,ing to 81 neighbnr not only his
I poverty but the annoyance to whicl.
travellers subjected him, his friend cut
him short with:
"We!l, make one help the other
Make sGIne relics!n -, -" -
But what can do?' inquired the
poor man.
TEL them that Napoleon or VOL
lington entered your shop during tho
battle, aud sat on that chair" a. : .. -.-
| Not long after an English tourist en-
tered the tavern, and, iaquiring for rel
/ ice, was told the chair story The next
conner was informed that Wellington
had taken n drink, and tho WellinR-
I 80 'Nii'I''A " ttS stSIOIdliiEIy Solu.--
, The third arrival sazed with breath!css
wonder OIL the nail on which Bonaparte
| had hung his hat rhe fourth purchas-
| cd thcdoo posts between which he had
entered and the ilfth became the hap
py purchaser Of the floor upon which
he had trolden.
4 At the last advice the unfortunate
tayernkeeper had not roof to cover
ms head and was sitting on a bag Of
gold In the center OF deep pit, formed
by selling the earth upon which the
house stood. " -#- 'rs.--#
A SCENE IN THE FUTURE.--In lect-
ure recently delivered at Chicago, Grace
Greenwood adverted TO scene that
viii doubtless one day be n common,
one. Speaking of tic future OF our
country she drew picture that probab-
, ~ niany thit read tnese words may live
1 to see: ~
! We may picture to ourselves a group
CT pcble young lads some ten years
hcnce, THUS proudly ACCOUNTING for
their 0rphRnagc--an orphanage which
the country should see to II shall not bo
desolate.
Says one, " NJ father fell I'm beating
back the invaders Mt Gettysburg Says
another, Ny father fell on lookout
Mountain, lighting above the Clouds
says third " Ny father suffered mar
| tyrdom in Libby Prison." Says another.
MY fattier went down IN the Cumber.
land" yet another, "My father was
rocked into the long sleep below the
wave, In the iron cradle ofthc Monitor"
And there viii be hapless lads who
will listen In mournful envy, saying
in their secret hearts, "Alas, we have
no part nor lot in such gloryings.-
Osg fathers were re5elsr' And hero
,xd -.
will steal away from his co:iirades and
inurmur, In bitterness cs soul |" AZ.
God help nc. My father was Cop,3er-
l.aaelip go -
h MAN AND WOMAN Man Ia strong
woman y beautiful. Man Is daring
ana dconfisent--Yoman is diifiticit and
filrag9itplifly MAJ; il yra.t In unt;,,p