New-York daily tribune., 1865-10-18

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Would MT zoe like an eight hours system! ~
THE RxODUs or THE UNnECON.
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An unrecopstructAd Confederate Major named
Hastings, away down In Alabama, has finally
made up his mind to leave this land Of pardons,
and peace and freedmen. We presume the
Major has q special grief not known to the
world. The pardon brokers may have been too
much for him, or 1t Is possible he may be among
the disappointed applicants for the Office OF
Governor. Certainly, he will not be recon-
structed. Presidential proclanations fail to do
it-and now Of all the wide world nothing is
left for him but Brazil. He Is to have in his
colony one hundred families, or " Eve hundred
paying members, each paying quota Of money
which they forfeit in case they fail to beready
to embark Each family viii be entitled to
" one tun Of freight-and each unmarried per-
son not of the families to two hundred pounds.
The true craftsmanship Of this era is that
which looks facts full in the face. There are
among us, sad to say, ungodly and reckless rad
icals, who may laugh at the movements OF these
unreconstructed brethren; but TO those Of true
patriotic Instincts, who are not blind to the
teachings Of our venetated fathers, and be.
Ilcve in the siros u rs, this movement Of
the unrecons.ructsd Hastings and his five hund-
red unrenconstruoted brethren, ia full of woe.
What is to become of Alabama when her sons
and daughters and majors thus ruthlessly secede
to the dominions Of the gracious Don Pedro
What Is to become of our humane President,
likewise the Cabinet and the Army and Navy I
Yet when we come to carefully consider the
condition OF the unreconstructed five hundred;
when we look at Alsbama--conqucred, freed
n.bureaued, niggerless, overwhelmed; when
we picture the gallant and valiant Major
patroling his ancestral acres, with no niggers
to run, and jump and be walloped in the
interests of civilization, We do not wonder that
hhiis heart yearns for Brazil. To us, Brazil 10
unknown. We believe coffee comes from Rio,
or by commercial courtesy is supposed to come.
Prof. Agassiz found many rocks aud stones,
geological formations and strata. in Brazil.
Mr.. Buckle gives us glowing picture
Of the exuberant wealth Of Nsturs--ryers,
and snakes, and wild beasts; but nsi-
ther Buckle nor Agassiz tell us the great charm
Of that empire which makes the unreconstructed
Ave hundred yearn for 1t, as the children Of
Israel for tho land Of Egypt. Brazil is now
among the few nations whose civilization reoog-
nizes the humane, and enlightened. and wise in.
stitution of the Niger. No Abolitionists live in
Brazil. BY no possible combination of circum-
stances can Wendell Phillips or Mr.. Garrison,
likewise Boston, 90 to Brazil. The circulation
of this widely y-eKtended and useful, but-we say
it with psin-insxp xplicably radical newspaper is
not 30 large in Brazil as to disturb the rest Of
the unreconstructed brethren. In Brazil there
is true civilization, and under the wise reign Of
Don Pedro, Hastings and his five hundred may
realize the happiness which no longer exists in
Alabama. .
If our brother is 10 leave us let him not 20
empty handed. We see that no limits his fol-
lowers to 200 pounds Of freight; so that, when
the expedition starts, Alabama Is to lose one
major, five hundred men, women and children,
and lOO, 900 pounds of baggage, leaving behind
to that dismantled commonwealth only 525, 770
whites, $3.50 free negroes, 2i7 Sla freed negroes,
and 100 Indians. Now the average may be
small, but We can readily $40 that this
drop Is but the coming Of the rain, and all
Alabama may be in Brazil some morn
ling or the money forfeited In case 1t fail
to be ready TO embark" unless We apply the
remedy of wise craftsmanship. Our only
present hope is the short-sightednoss Of the
Major. Providence perhaps thus directly inter
feres to prevent theLexecution Of this most
dreadful design. The Major, it will be seen
limits tho baggage Of each unreconstructed fol-
lower to two hundred pounds, and this limita
ton is our only salvation. To illustrate thii
happy oversight, let us estimate the natura
and unavoidable outfit for aSouthern gentleman
on his way to distant country like Brazil.
N oz.
Corn whisky.: .;:.......-....'......a1
filo Nse- York Herald. ...........-....-.- " -
Other Liquors. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Nv -
Soap..'--.''--'...'..'- %
spurs. -.,....'-'-..'.-.''.''''''' an
Roots. ;......-........--...-.dW9 ~
Virginia IIug Tobacco. -oD
Cowbides for wal,opping higgcrs lU
Handouts for securing Niggers ......'
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