Litchfield enquirer., 1865-10-12
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1o-It is funny to see young lady with both hands in soft dough, and 2 mosquito on the end of her nose.sT aaJ lo la~g4qts 4aisssieR ios spicy soldiers--' Hot, fiery fellows are our soldiers -peppered while in the service, and mustered outiof it., a5t!as adj ta :asssf' ag !''s s--fA gentleman who was fond of wine, said it had two bada qualities-sIf If Iiput water to it, says he, it spells it, and if don't, it spoils me- 1 ss, ,...,,. ,s..;,y.s,,.,.. 2 ALMA MAgER.s One ofs the yictoridus Eals boat club boys, being asked aon Friday night < what he would take,' replied with flial affsc- 5tion,' Y,i7ale, of course.'- Palladiam,, od l. |, ,9Il-A Yankee lawyer who was pleading the cause of little boy, took him up in his arms and held him up to the jury, suffused in tears. This had great effect until the opposite law yer asked the boy What makes, you cry ''- He's pinching me- said the boy. r.. .5.....,..
 sp--A philosophical cabman, in Mobile thus speaks of the section over which his wheels make their tracks. If you run over young. ster down here in this here ward,' said he, the folks don't say nothin'-'kase they 've got more children than wittles for 'em-but you jist run over goat or apig, and blest if a mob ain't arter you in two minutes r
 SBREwD.-Dr. w -, on one occasion re-
 ceived no fee for marrying a parsimonious
 couple, and meeting them several months after,
 at a social gathering, took up their baby and
 exclaimed, q believe I have mortgage on
 this childp Baby's father, rather than have
 an explanation before the company, quietly
 handed over a Ave dollar bill. :" "'e" "''
 r Duringa recent performance of Romeo
 and Juliet, the fair Juliets question in the SO 1liloquy before taking the sleeping draught-- l What ifthis mixture does not work at all 2 was answered By an urchia in the pit I. Then take dose of pills The effect upon
 the audience can better be imagined than de, s'n s0riosda U aif r bsagsg1 1ca .,siw Ed ,s5'TaH
 e-- The following anscdote iistold of 'Dsvid
 0'Connelli: s91o7ib 1ot sEs ssij7Sq fieS r Meeting s'proliAc psmphleteer,d whose pro fduetiena generally donud their way to the but
 tsrman, he said: resd Esd sifsaa iGsC'tas1 l sa; saw something verya good ain2your new
 pamphlet this merning.'Jay4 yl'a1p1sa ss1o srsI sIAhn said the gratifed writer, what wa. I n?'s4 r.
 "A pound ot butter, was vas the reply. sl'*ol abs 5a.AAyeapg 5a.AA y lady vent into store lately, SC
 leotsd @ her optft and gave orders for, the arti,
 sles nus to bs sent to her ,Rseolleet said sA,
 to the aceopunodating u clerk rats,. .mice,g wa Iteriaii net. cFimpers, &e.4 An 'unsophistica ftsd elderly lady from the rural district. wh, witnessed the transaction, lifted her speota cIes and gszsd after the departed mia the, turning to the proprietor in 2 tone of he, sin i1iSersst pity. Poor thing,,s said she, she, 4 orsiy aint p shs lThs smile at .hisFss apd . oies" etsi .hS sanL hs3as:ag .a3eg esfg dte AN IMPORTANT Dods4sA pertain witnssain. a faction for rasssulE sndsbatterys mixed thing T up considerably in giving his account ofath affair. After ralatjng how Dennis came at
 him and struck ,hin, Il be- proeeeded 6:sSe yor
 hsnpr. jest hauled Y d o9 end wiped his jaws 5 Jest then the dag cum alongand hit hin agin ,, sa aHit the dog isd sNp, yer lhenorr hit Dsnni
 And then pp with stun tn and .l,A .hEsr, 2. hin
 apa # rolled him eysy and over.''. Threw s0' as stone t Dennisf' At the dog, yer. homo ,s| And hs got up and hit me agin.' The dog iil st4Ns~ Dennis, And gish that he stuck his ta ,lhetwixt his lers: and rans,of lnanr;a |, ( d theii dog. And when hs came back ct ne,, T ]. got ns a down spd pounded me, yeShonot: IT isl dog ssgss came back at yous' No. Dennis. Y, i honor and;hs Ain't hurt any at sllaer VI
 isft hurt r T1Ths dog, ,ysr honor.