The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1865-08-19
Letter from A. Ward, Jr.

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| ov a forrin land.
Eff I waz on me 9th should hev to cuss
that hev stood in vastly better places
Rather. f 2
| kin very proply say that Canady air
the larst ditch for sum of the Rebil leaders.
It air the Assilum ov subjoogated shiv-
| ilry & other murderers. That's wot Ales
| Canady.
Sanders and Tucker ar here. Sos Doc
| tor Blackburn. @ 9ai
The Doctor has opend Ole Cloze Shop
in Montryall. He offers steep prices fer
the carst orf Clothin ov those pussons who's
gone dejunck an died with the small pocks
& Yaller fever. An I'm tole he dus live
ly dizziness in this line The Doctors not
the luvliest cuss ever sot eyes ONTO
Skurcely. There's site better men sarvin
out term ov l33 years in the States Priz-
on for hiway boss stealth in the fust degree.
Eff had bin cortin lhvly Lass for the
short period ov 10 years-a lass with much
Bloc eyes and bushil ov sumbody else's
back hair, inkloodin three-cornered bon.
nit-an eff had arskt her to jine her for
choon mine till Mr.. Deth did US part, &
this sweet maid, with Heving beemin in her
countenants and piece ov donut in her
mouth, wood unto me reply,-"No, derned
eff do so there, you old fool !" wharupon
I wood becum water melancholy, & lose me
appetite for wittles, and wish to shovel orf
this morkal kohl, as me friend VIM. has it
repeet, eff all this wood happin to the un-
dersined, wot do you spose he'd do-plunge
gleemin boss pistil to the hilt in his in-
nersent Buzzim? 4e. .s i .a
Nary plunge.
/ woodn't go back on meself. I'm aposed
to Soozysidism as scients. But these air
what wood do, willy: l wood crave per-
mission to room with Doctor Blackburn one
mite ! gm g ~oa tnsmes6 ao9 "a
An eff l got up in the mornin without dis
kiverin myself in Eternity wharever those
is-it wood be Merrikle
Sanders, he's lofin around the st. Law
rents tavern drinking IA sent whisky and
ritin proclamashuns. l understan he occa-
sionally visits New York, disguised as. a
barril ov soft sope.
This is reliable eff troo. - lg Eli 5lss-3ol
! Sanders norris is low. Him and Black
burn is about Ditto in those respeck. Cum
dittoester. In short, he's fit fer treeson,
strattyjims an Penny Polk. The Kernucks
& other Knucks here don't think consider
able ov him. They is not hily fattered by
his presents. 81 rals s0iio 4ia ~ 4 979a1 s.isq
Beverly Tucker is sun ov ole Dan Tuck
er, the anshent chap who was always late
about cumin to his afternoon grub. Wide
the song books.) When Beverly was only
sweet 18, ole Dan kickt him out for Tempt
in to elope with owl his femail negro slaves.
Arfter this Bev. went from bad to worse,
an the climbacks waz effectooally Capt. by
ole Mrs. Buckannon pinting him forrin
ministry. o,a r
Air it emmy wonder that he's now sech a
degraded cuss Wethinks hear you say
"Not wonder!" aNa tiale' sD2ais'
I've conVarsed with these worthless
Although Sanders is putty windy he's ruth
er chopfallen. found him setten on the
curbstun in front of the St. Lawrents. The
landlord had just histed him out ov the dore
on the toe of his boot fer not settlin for his
back bord =
(" Wal, Sandy" sez I, faseshusly punchin
him in the back with me cane, how air
you Fixt? aaa 81, 1o3 q s,7al 9...iI5siEi tod
90, tol-lol," sez he. .339 gfa, aaasdg
"How's your yoor Confederacy2" que
ried agin.
go, so so. Things look little bloc at
present, but it's all for the best. Rich
mon was ov no Importance to US. The sur
render of Lee and johnson was antycipa-
ted from the fust The back oy the Rebel
yum ar not bruk much in Canady. We can
show our rele strength. The capter ov our
Christin President was blessin in disgise.
20 troo," sez /, :" but the Blessin wasn't
disguised enuf1y. It, he, or she was cloth
ed in too much boots and spurs and not
enuff crinnerlne an waterfalls. Isn't that
so, Sandy?" givin him anuther punch. y 81
He arkst me eff wouldn't loan him
clean shirt aw -ainsi sv
Ov corse generishly refoosed. .9A
elm expectin another remittance ov few
thousand dollars from me friend b. Wood.
owe me washerwoman 80 dolls, but | in
tend to 60 back on her. havn't had me
bitters since three hours ago. Carn't you
lend feller q w" 1fa a21aa Isa71 sgs.
"Nary V. I never guy ade and com
fort to the Rebelyun, an don't thing l shall
at these late day Not eff I know it," 't
Those was my answer. sB $3.50
II left Sanders and called on DR.. Black
burn. 49,, -. rrsFfil, fra ae 5set.e h af
I" Hello Blacky!" was my corjul greetin
as I entered his little shop-""how's the
End handed rclothin bisness :"
"Tip top" sez he. ''Frade is very thri-
vim. With an occashunal thouson from
Mr.. w ood, / allus hav lotrofspondoolicks
on hand. Five families died with the small
Pocks this mornin, and already thare Close
is packt in trunk an on the road 2 New
York. & have engaged the bed clothin
of seven families who air expected to di
with the yaler fever to-morro. Yes, biz
ness is glorious !" ,.
An the speckled cuss gleefully rubbed his
hands, as tho he waz engaged in as honora-
BILE vocashun as sheep stealth. Ifelt mad
enuff to go behind him an kick him. laa
ra Er,~,lb 6 3s Ever thine, ia91 ,as1