The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1865-03-02


ed again.
CIl. AspEEws, one Of the Chicago Co.'S
spirators, shot himself. Tbs wound
10 proLou,eed mortal.
The r1bels are so hArl up cor soldier.
that FoHRHsr 10 said 10 be eonssriptinS
guerrillas IN the Southwest. and sending
lhomt Richmond.
0%TSjulh Carolina 10 az diseontented
with the CJnfcderacy us she was with
the Union. The "rights" Of that much
abused state are always being tramplsd
on. 80
0STAn old bachelor, who is very eyni.
nal upon The subject OF female fashions,
says lha, pcopls could get out of church
a great ul better II there was not half
40 much hustle nj the door.
COL kope your are no, disposed IN
custom the shsracter ofmy milk, !" said q
landlord to a guest. "Oh, no indeed. Il
has evidently bscn psmped enough al.
ready"
tyYJu had better n,mc yonr chldreu
.f,e, the f.nnus dend ,Ann tho f.nou,
living. Till . man een,e, 10 s.t. yo.
.,n,t ,ell what snrt Of. na,ne n, viii
len 20 hobi.J him,
ORA gentleman at music school,
seeing that the fire going out, asked
friend in swhisper; "How can stir
the Are without interrupting the musict"
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man so,r,,v;,.1. .nd hnns.
80
,u ,hs M Inn, hee,i, him"slS Sn, hv % ~
,h, gnoJ that b,nnens IN ,nn,har n. -
mad, rIoomv M, ,,nIv bv his o,y, clnd
hu, nv .no,bsr,s .unsi;ns.
AZ q hu.k'ng lr1lic down east last fall
cd' G,r,y-cirh, yirI. ve,s Lis.eS an,
| co,nle worried. aud s,v, -, NOR. ,,,,,,,,,
in Tho .,,nc cveninc, Rrisl bnsincs.
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! CEJ-Purc truth, Ike pure gold, has been
found ,niit Tor circulation, because men
v,nient To adulterate the truth than to
refine themselves.
W N'pn no," was no' so cNua,ssan'
ma.y Prop.u """s'"u wue" neue Iar.
9a .".' :" un1'u," .'u,es o'yonr,s umpkN'
II ~ "ot r',ue", 'nas wy po"Sneu o'yo'
net !" e'P'o" VI 'V"o''o"'
en-, so,nwTba Di.os,ch ,,vs."AIl,,s
y,,Lss ,r;vo,es confined In XXI. ,itv ,,iIi
no .sn, Nth h. ,hs a..'or ,rns. ~,
hi. no,rina ,hs AN. i'm ,as .,
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0TThc New York Commercial Al.
vertissr says there has been a serious iali
In the price Of cotton goods IN ths, city.
Standard sheetings which two years sgo
ws.L | =, forv .sn,. '" "'
| eTSom, wretch Of Joker pefpstts'
ted this outrage: "lf awomsn were to
change her Sex, what religion woald she
bel A hc.then." To which a lady,
with more wit and point replies. "and to
convert an artlsss wom,n into heartless
r o"'' '"''' o"9 "'" "'' It
mr. One c,at's worsh of stou, virs
!, bent into the shane of,be letter II h !
pood protection AGAINST burglars. H,,o
, the curved part Of III, wirs on the door.
knob and le, the two rxtremities pas.
through The bow of ,hs k,y amer tho door
is locked. Then the burglsys NAV r,ps
In va N, unless thew break tho door down.
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, 0S-A modest young man, at dinner
A party the other evening, put the follow.
4 ms ooa'"u,um' ,,'nu ,;. wy sie "s pe"ple
7 III Th 80 hJ ,epy'
T mI .lou' ~. ma" sn.,,u uou a4 ~" wou,u NV
"na onoaou o"., oa' n"1y savst tno .csson: J;
D Tue niJdIss ned I,JI.a bs,a - ". s.,n,.J J. ~
5 W. m'u - ,o.s"e'e '''n'eu' 'hu
n ~, nn W. rsSs "a" we,e car
''N W, y ~ '"' N'o' =" : 'H"'''''' HN'
OF When a salute was being Ared in
the Capitol Park. Albany, OF tho ist, a
lady In passing. stopped and ssked. al
sluu',,nal Smsnonoa'r she vas told
w. se,u sne' ,et me hfe ons
gun .or s,ee nmetlca, Sne az 90 with
OUT n'"c"'ng' anu walked qa'S'y swsys
A HrSr FOR the SEcaKrAsY or TIE
TREAsuRY.-Dean Swii, propose to t.r
female beau,y, a nd to leave every lsdv n
rate her own charms. One rsid dir re-
would be cheerfully paid. and PROV. ve,,
productive.
Il We commend this hint 10 The .x.,.
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