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The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17

4 ACT relating to closing the affairs and
4 rcdeeming and paving the bills and notes
of the Franklin County Bank:
II is hereby enacted By The General Assembly q
the state Qf Vermont
SEC. l. The act entitled can Act meorporat-
ing the Franklin County Bank, approved No
vemher H. lsle, Is hereby so amended as TO linz
it the time during which said Bank shall con-
tnue aud have succession to the first day Of
June, 1865, instead of the first day of January,
1861, AZ limited in said act.
SEC. ?. Said Bank shall, as soon as may be-
and within twenty days from the passage of this
act, cause a notice of the same and of the pur-
pose of said Bank to terminate its existence on
said first day Of June, 1865, to be published for
the period Of six months, until said first day
Of june. in each newspaper printed III tins state
and i'll the Boston Journal, a newspaper printed
in the city of Boston, IN the state OF Massachu-
sctts, and in the New York Times, newspaper
printed in the city of New York Said notice
shall also state that all bills or notes of said
Bank not presented for payment before said first
day Of june 1860. viii not be redeemed and paid
10y said Bank. And after the publication of said
notice as herein directed said Bank shall not be
liable and shall not be held liable in any court of
law or equity IN this State to redeem or pay any
Of its bills or notes not presented for redcIap-
ton or payment before the time fixed in this act;
and any bonds, which may have been given by
tlU DiIUUturs OF f0lu banK Tor the redemption of
its bills shall not be held TO be of binding force
and obligation upon the persons executing the
same, 10 redeem or pay any bills or notes Of said
Bank not presented FOR redemption or payment
before the time fixed in this act.
SEC. 3. This act shall take effect from its
passage.
Approved Nov %, 1864.
NOTICE is hetby given that it is the pur-
y pose Of the Franklin County Bank to termi
nate its existence in pursuance Of the foregoing
act, and all bills or notes Of said Bank not pre-
scented TO said Bank for payment before the first
day OF June, A. D. 1865, VIII not be redeemed OIL
paid by said Bank.
By order Of tho Directors.
NJ w BEARDSLEY, Cashier.
st. Adams, November Odd, 1864. 3S-Gm
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DR. MABsiIALL's
HEADACHE AND cATaRRH SNUFF.

This Snuff has thoroughly proved itself to be
the best article ever known for curing the Ca
talTh, Cola in thc Head, and Headache.
II has been found an excellent remedy in many
cases Of sore Eyes. Deafness has been re-
moved by it, and Hearing has often been great
" improved by its use. Ii opens and pprges out
all distractions, Strengthens the Glands, and
gives healthy action to the parts affected. 1t
is recommended by many of the best physicians
everywhere.
More than thirty years experience has proved
its great value; and at this moment it stands
higher than ever before.
Sold by all Druggists Fly
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A HEAVY STOCK OF
DRUGS,
MEDICINES,
PAINTS,

DYE sTUFFs, So, just received by
the subscribers at their old stand, which they
offer at wholesale or retail, AT a small advance
from cost.
We call special attention to a new Oil for paint
ing, cheaper than Iinseed OIL and which works
equally well. Also, 10 butchers Pure White
Lead, thoroughly tested and highly approved
article. Paints of every shade and quality /;
Narnlsh, japan, Benzine, Paint Brushes, Ac &c
loft l.. l., BUTCHER 4 son.
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VIE
BOSTON WEEKLY ADVERTISER.

CHARLES HALE. rl;t,r.
CHARLES f. DUNBAR
Printed every morning, except Sundays
TERMS: Twelve dollars per annum. Semi
Weekly edition issued ou Wednesday and Satur-
day Evenings. TTBMs: Five dollars per annum,
four dollars when paid i'm advance.
The Boston Weekly Advertiser published every
Thursday afternoon TERMS: $3.50, or 300 per
annum if paid in advance.
81 Subscriptions received for The above at
he TRANscRIrr Office. ST. Albums. VI.
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PUTNAM'S CLOTHES WRINGER.
BEST KEROSENE OIL.

COAL OR WOOD FURNACES SET OR
CLEANED.
Pumps repaired; Lead, Iron, on Zinc Pipe laid
Copper, Rass, or Iron Ware made 10y the best
workmen.
Cash customers will find our stock more COM
plete than any other in the County, all Of which
will be sold for cash at prices that defy compe-
tition.
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Observation-Disclosures.

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and WEEKLY promptly TO those who prefer to re
ceive their periodicals directly from the office Of
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cents, by mail, postpaid. Address
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NOTICE TO
HOUSE KEEPERS 4!

T!NHE SUBSCRIBER would respectfully inform
| the inhabitants of ST. Adams and vicinity
that he is now occupying rooms overJ. S. Weeks
store, where he is prepared to do
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A Complete Pictorial History Of the Tina
THE best, cheapest, and most successful
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WEEKLY, splendid
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Transcript.
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Terms: -
HARPER'S WEEKLY, one year. .....-.'' n"
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The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17

Embraces the BEST WRIrERs in the country,
most Of whom write erc'usirdB for us Road
the names of the authors, as they appear in
each number, and Judge if any other Publication
can boast of as much excellence IN that direction.
The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17
nN HAND VET.
FASHIONABLE FURNITURE,

in part of rich Sofas, Tete-a-Tetes,
Lounges; Easy, Rock, and Parlor Chairs, fin
ished in oil; cane and wood seat Chairs Of
every variety; Centre, Card, Side, and Tx
tension Tables; marble-top Chamber Sets
of black walnut, finished in oil; Hair,
Husk, and Excelsior Mattresses
Feathers, What-Nots, Hat Trees,
&c, &c, &c.
The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17
KENr's EAST INDIA CoFFEE:

Il have used II nearly year in my family, and
find it produces no ache Of the head or nervous
irritation, as in the Of all other Coifees 1t
is exceedingly pleasant, and | cordially recon-
manl n 10 NH nl.rmNmnn and LLnlr famiIins p
The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17
kEMT's EAST INDIA COFFEE

IS used daily by the famiIes OF Bishop Ames,
Bishop Baker, Bishop James, and many Of the
most distinguished elergymon and professional
mon in the cnnntl.X.
The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17
KEnr's EAST INDIA COFFEE.
KENT'S EAST INDIA COFFEE

and weuld not be without it on any account"
The Rev. C. LARUE, an eminent clergyman q
the NJ. Il. Church, now stationed al HalseN
street. Newark, says of
The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17

PUMPS,
LEAD PIPE,
STOVE PIPE,
ZINC,
HOLLOW WARE,
TIN WARE,
JAPANNED WARE,
PRESSED WARE,
TOILET WARE,
ENAAIEILED WARE,
LANTERNS,
COAL HODS,
SHONEIS and TONGS,
CORN pOpPERS,
APPLE PARERS,
FLAT-IRONS,
WAFFLE-lRONS, &c, &c.
The Vermont transcript. [volume] (St. Albans, Vt.) 1864-1870, 1865-03-17

which has for the last ten years been SO abvoo.
lueted by Dr. Peabody, passes now into he s5 i,a
.inl nhnrnc of y. 0Nl0-
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
MIR. Lincoln In Europe,

A Paris letter says eulogies Of Mr..
Lincoln and testimonials of sympathy
continue to appear in the pr ess on all
classes. Never has there been such
q continual and universal pouring out
of praise for any cne man. For the
European world who only look at the
matter in the gross, and do not de-
scend to details, Mr.. Lincoln stands
out as a man who, while saving from
destruction the work of Washington,
and while liberating four millions OF
slaves from bondage, was str TX
down by an assassin, and he thus be,
comes for us the purest type of the
few illustrious worlds martyrs; and
to praise him is therefore both q duty
and pleasure. BY instinct, the pool
have adopted him in every country
as a household god, and as their ia
vorite among the illustrious martyr.
of the North. Thus, when the as
sassin struck Mr.. Lincoln, he strucl
a blow which was destined to exert ,
wider and much different inhuenc,
than he calculated upon. .fl an
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
New YoRK. Nav 81 I

When Shcrman's "boys" went thro'
Orangeburg, S. G., tearing up the
railroad, they often bent the rails so
as to read u. S., and laid the two let
ters side by side for rebel reading
and Interpretation. 1t is supposed
many rebels, then for the first time,
learned their letters. t..a tf..
To Geo. B. Mcclellan, at Rome OF
roaming-Sir; "All's quiet on the
Potomac.
Yours truly, UNCLE SAM.
A New Hampshire paper having
agitatcd the question of a place fol
mechanics to spend their evenings
another suggests that it would not be
a bad idea for those of them who arc
heads of families to spend an occas'
ional evening at home. r
The population of London is now
estimated at three millions, or one
fourth more than that of the State o.
Ohio in 1860. Two hundred years
ago tho population of London wa'
flour hundred and fifty thousand.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16

Gen. Grants COngratuIatory Order to
his Troops A Warm Tribute to
Brave Men. .....
WASHINGTON, June 4. - General
Grant has issued the following con-
gratulatory address to the armiess
ADJUTANT GESELALs OFFIcE,(
WASHINGTON, June 2, 1865.
GENERAL ORDERS No. 1887
Soldiers of the Armies Of the United
States:
BY your patriotic devotion TO your
country in the hour Of danger and
alarm; your magnificent fighting,
bravery and endurance; you have
maintained the supremacy Of the
Union and Constitution; overthrown
all the armed opposition to the en-
forcement of the laws, and the pro
clamations forever aholishing slavery
the cause and preteXt of the rebellion,
and opened the way to the rightful
authorities 70 restore order and in.
augurate peace on n permanent and
enduring basis on every foot OF
American soil Your marches, sieg-
cs and battles, in distance, duration,
resolution and brilliancy of results,
dim the lustre of the worlds past
military achievements, and will be
the patriots precedent in defense OF
liberty in all time TO come. In obe-
dience to your country's call you left
your homes and families and volun.
tecred in its defense. Victory has
crowned your valor and secured the
purpose Of your patriotic hearts, and
with the gratitude of your country
men and the highest honors great
and free nation can accord, you will
soon be permitted to return to your
homes and families, conscious of ha, :
ing discharged the highest duty OF
American citizens. To achieve these
glorious triumphs and secure to your.
selves. your fellows w-coantrymen and
posterity, the blessings of free insti-
tutions, tens of thousands of your
gallant comrades have fallen and
scaled the priceless legacy with their
lives. The graves of these CRATE
ful nation bedcws with tears, honors
their memories, and will ever cherish
and support their stricken families.
(Signed) U. S. GRANT,
| Lieutenant General.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16

Parson Brownlow has recently deliv.
cred himself of the opinion that he
"would rather trust the poorest black
now in Tennessee with vote, than q
miserable, canting hypocrite Of a reb-
ol, who has sneaked back into the
Union without taking time to wash
the loyal blood off his hands"
A gentleman who called on Gen.
Scott the other day found him In ex-
ccllent health, and much rcjoiced at
the successful termination of the war.
The conversation turning on JEFF
Davis, the old gentleman very point
edly and cmphatically said: 81 hope
he will be hung by the neck sir. !
hope he will be hung by the neck. )"
Ben. Wood has withdrawn from the
New York News, and his place 10
supplied by John Mitchell, late OF
Richmond. Exit coppcrhead, enter
rattlesnaKe' l1 hio73h os u OF q
If some men had their limbs bro
ken they would be cripples for HE;
their bones would be too lazy 10 knit.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
Col. Ould.

1t is stated that the rebel ex-Com-
missioners of Exchange, Col. Ould
and Mai. Hatch, have been arrested
in Richmond by Gen. Grants order,
upon a charge Of having misapropri.
ated q little item of three hundred
Thousand dollars which WAS entrusted
to them for the relicfof our prisoners
then held in the South. The spirit
which has actuated Col. Ould's treat
ment of our brave fellows, and the
management OF this exchange ques-
ton, is exhibited in letter now be-
fore us in his own handwriting, ad.
dressed to Brig, Gen. Winder, under
date of City Point, March II, 1868.
In this letter Col. Ould says:
"The arrangements l have made
(for exchanging prisoners) works
largely in our favor. We get rid OF
miserable wretches and receive some
of the best matoral / ever saw"
Such language as this is precisely
what might have been expected from
slave holder, and one who had been
accustomed TO estimate human fesh
according to its valuo in dollars and
cents. 1t YVES not at all in accordance
with Col. Guilds design to let our
poor soldiers come back to us as any.
thing but "miserable wretches," and
it is not strange, therefore, that no
should have connived at making some
Other than the proper disposition OF
the missing three hundred thousand
dollars.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
Volume l2--Number A.
Riding a Rebe,.

A correspondent narrates the fol-
lowing conversation between himself
and an old soldier, fiatied Joe Par
sons, of the First Maryland Regi-
ment z. C' =. y leb
i "As we passed." he said, "aiong
the hall Of one Of the hospitals Of Al.
exandria, Va, we saw O soldier seat.
ed by window singing, I'm bold
soldier boy. We observed bandage
over his eyes, and tapping him on the
shoulder to attract his attention, ask
ed. .. rra NJ
whats your name, my good fel-
lowp" %
"Joe," he replied, "Joe Parsons."
"And what is the matter with
your"
"Blind, sir, blind rs a bat.o
"Injured in battleS'
"Yes, sir, at Antietam; both eyes
shot out at one clip"
1t seems that Joe was doing good
service in the shirmish line at Antie.
tam, when mimic ball passed thro'
his eyes, destroying them for ever.
"This is o dreadful misfortune"
we remarked, sympathizingly.
"Ah, sir, Pm very glad I'm alive"
said he cheerfully. "It might have
been worse. ] win tell you how ii
happened" he continued, reaching
out his hand, poor fellow, and laying
it on our arm with o kind Of cont.
dence. >.
"When I was hit fell, and there I
laid on the field all night. The next
day the fight was renewed. l could
stand the pain, but the balls were fall
ing all around, and wanted to get
away. couldn't see nothin' though
SO waited and listened. At last ]
heard feller groaning close by me-"
"Hello!" said /.
"Hello, YOURSELF" says he.
"Who are your A rebel?' says I.
"You're Yankee, says he, 80 am
"what's the matter with you2 says
l."
"My legs are emashed, says he."
Cant you walkp"
"Nor'
"Yes!''
"Well, says !, you are . damned
old rebel I know, but Will you do me
little favor?"
II will, says he, eff KEN" /,
"Then, says 1, old butternut, !
can't see nuthin,' my eyes is knocked
out. but ken walk. So, come over
here and let's get out Of this. You
pint out the way, and I'll tote you OIL
the field on my back" ....l...
"And so we managed to get togeth'
er. We shook hands on it, and swors
good faith over his canteen, and he
got on to my back. did the walk
in for both, and he did the naviga-
ton; and drat his pictur', eff he didn't
make me carry him straight into o
rebel Colonels tent, Il mile away, I'm
not Joe Parsons. Hows' ever, when
the Colonel came up, he says to me,
"'War dye come from2 who be
ycr?'
II told him. He says was done
for, and could do no more shootin,
and sent me over the lines"
Here Joe resumed his song in the
same CHEEKY tones as before, making
the best of what was not his fault but
his misfortune. i
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
Correct Sentence of Death Pronounc led
Against Jesus Christ.

| 6bdtuct scsus thftse
The following Is copy of the mos
memorable judicial sentence whicl
has ever been pronounced In the an
nails of the world--namely, that o
death against the Saviour, with th,
remarks which the journal Lee Troi
has collected, and the knowledge o
which must be interesting in the high
est degree to every Christian. 1t il
word for word as follows:
Sentence pronounced by Pontiui
Plate; intendcnt of the province o.
Lower Galilee, that Jesus of Naza
reth shall suffer death by the cross.
In the seventeenth year of the reign
of the Emperor Tiberias and on the
25th day of the month of March, in
the most holy city of Jerusalem, du.
ring the pontifcate of Annas and
Caiaphas. .. f
Pontius PLATE, intendent Of the
province OF Lower Galilee, sitting
Judgment in the presidential seat ol
the pr@tor, sentences Jesus of Naz
ereth to death on cross between two
1obbers, rs the numerous and noto-
rious testimonies of the people prove:
l. Jesus Is q misleader.
=. He has excited the people to Sc
dition.
D. He is an enemy to the laws.
4. He calls himself the Son of God.
.. He calls himself falsely the King
Of Israel. o
D. lie went into the temple follow
ed by multitude carrying palms in
their hands.
Orders the first centurian, Quirili-
Gus Cornelius, to bring him to the
place Of execution.
Forbids all persons, rich or poor,
to prevent the execution Of Jesus.
The witnesses who have signed the
execution against Jesus arc
/. Daniel Robani, Phalsco.
o. job" 7a~ahnhol
3. Raphael Robani.
4. Capet.
Jesus to be taken out of Jerusalem
the gate Of Tournes.
This sentence is engraved on q
plate OF brass, in the Hebrew Ian
and ON its sides are the fol-
lowing words: "a similar plate has
been sent to each tribe" 1t was dis
covered in the year 1920, in the city
In the kingdom Of Naples, by
d search made for the discovery Of
the Roman antiquities and remained
there until it was found by tho com
of arts, in the French army
of Italy. Up to the time Of the cam
paign in Southern Italy, it was pre-
served in the secaisty of the Carthu-
SLAMS, near Naples where it was kept
in box of ebony. Since then it has
been kept in the Chaple Of Caserta.
The Carthusians obtained by their
petitions that the plate might be kept
by them, which was an acknowledge.
ment Of the sacrifices which they
made for the French army. The
French translation was made literally
by members of the commission Of
arts. Demon had fac smile Of the
plate engraved, which wss bought by
Lord Howard on the sale of his cabi-
net for $3.50, francs. There seems
to he no historical doubts rs to the
authenticity of this. The reasons of
the sentence correspond exactly with
those of the Gospel. - Translated
from tie Kolnishe Zeitung.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16

Examinations to commence at half past nine
O'Clock, A. NJ.
TNEACi ERS will take inotice that the law as
Il now amended, requires each applicant for
Il certificate, To pay the Examiners a fee OF
Atty cents on entering their names.
All applicants are required to furnish writ
len te stimouials of good moral character,
those who have been engaged rs teachers to
obtain these testimonials from their last en-
ployers. who will also certify to their faithful.
ness and success as teachers; which testimo.
malls will be kept on file.
No private examinations will be held; no
certificate will be antedated; no candidate
will be admitted for re.examination within
three months after second failure. Appli.
cants are requested TO present specimens OF
penmanship.
Those who fail to comply with the above
acquisitions will not be admitted.
l.. TUSSING, Secretary,
Dec. 20, ga. Board of Examiners.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16

The following story is told OF Chief
Justice Chase, while at Key Vest
To an old negro known as "Sandic"
he promised q carte do visite, and
handed him ono dollar bill. 'Aha,'
says Sandic, snow know you, massa,
you are old grcenbacks."
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
DIR. A. Hurd,

DHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, would re.
to the citizens Of Findlay and surruundin,
country.
SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO SURGERY
B.OGice ON corner over the store uf n L
Gaze y Co. Residence on Sandusky street
second door west Of United Brethren Church
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
80 J. B. Dunn, -
Attorney At Law,
A ND OF Al M "A GENT,

win attend faithfully and promptly to all
business entrusted 10 his care. Is u. =.
Commissioner and Notary Public, and will
make and take acknowledgment of deeds,
take dispositions, DO. oFFlOE--ln Melodeo IN
Building, second floor, over tho Hat Store on
the East side of Main street, arst stairway
North of Railroad street.
OF Patronage soiictted.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16
TO Teachers.

TNLESS otherwise arranged, the Board of
- School Examiners, of Hancock County,
Will meet on the following days during the
year 1865, for the examination of Teachers;
the meetings to be held at the Union School
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-06-16

Politicians and wheels we're made
especially to turn.