The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1865-01-05
hr. Nasty on the Election.
On 2 THE WING. Nov. 1I186

YIN THE WING, NOV. IL, 1904.
!. The dy is kastl All is Ger! Eff Freedom
shreekt wen Kossikusco fel, she must hev
spawt last Toosday mite ez she beheld the
innanymate corps Nv the Dimokratic party
which fell, crushing Little Mac, and hopes
NV some hundreds Nv thowesns Nv good
! Dim ocrats who spectid 2 be persuaded by
their friends in2 aceptin the various OFFICES
onder the Guvment, l d.
am lost and ruined man. My people
are NV the troo Dimokratic stripe. They
have faith in me- They bleev wat Itell
en. | tole EN- Mick-Lellen wus certin NV
the elcckshun, and that he'd lockwood on
the disposed Nv the OFFICES in that seckshun.
1t immejitly bekum eezy matter 2 borror
mummy. 1t was deliteful-weod, oh wood
that it could have ben perpetooI. Bro
Savii lent me $50 with reewest that |
wood speek good word fer him fer fer
rim misEns. | assoomed a virchus look and
replide that never sold my inhuense, but
that | allus had a admarashun..fer his mas
siv intelleck and menny virchoos. Bro.
Cutie lent me mummy wantin this,and Bro.
Sludge wantin that, in breef every indiviiile
uvem who he'd forehed a inch high spec
It'd suthin.
49, The returns kun in. Ohio Lin
kin! Good Rah?" shouts with CRATE
presence Nv mine.
''Woy good?" anxshusly asks the expect
ants,
''Becoz 2 carry Ohio, the abIishnists must
hev brot votes from Moo York, witch will Civ
us that Stait shoor." * : 81
Moo York-Linkin!
'Good Lord" ansers promptly, ''the Moo
York ablishnists must hev voted in Ohio.
and hev got home. in time vote agin.
But waite for Pennsilwany."
Pennsilwany-Linkin!
''My Friends, there wuz fraud-Massy-
choosetts solgers, at least 40, 600 must hev
voted there. Injeana will do it however.
Inieana-Linkin!
''Not less than 10000 MASSACHUSETTS,
solgers hev voted there Illinois is safe
thought"
Illinois-Linkin! ~
100000 Massychoo- E
''Giv me my MUMMY, roared Savii,and
the same remark with variashuns wuz
maid by Cutie, Sludge and the rest NV
UNI. Ets II ~
'Gently my friends" said | backin out
Nv the doar. 1--WE have bin defeated, but
ShO 3 aso PIloo1pple GnaC White man is bet
ter than niger, fer witch we hev so long
tot,st lsves. Let us sink all miner kon1
siderations and ~
The miner considerations referred Q WIZ.
however, uppermost in their minds, fer they
all went fer me, yellin like Cuscorious iniuns
"Give me my mummy wher upon | retreat
ed 2 the me tin-house lockin. myself in.
They surrounded itswerin they'd starve me
out =
When lnnosent boy red harrowin tale
Nv Kooshin muther who wuz persood by
frantic wolves,a and who saved herown life by
droppin her children em'wun bv wun.
my privit bareluv whislzey WIZ in my study
Twas saved. histed it out NV a winder
and kamly waited results. They .fockt
around it-they tuck turns at the bung hole
in wun short hour they wuz stretched help
less on the plane, ded drunk. Then and
there resind mi charge and borrerin such
mummy an watches ez the ungrateful re-
tchez had about EN- 2 maik mp fer arreres
Nv salary and all SIGH, bid adoo 2 EN- fer.
ever. shell go 2 Moo Gersey.
PETROLEUM Y. NAsBY,
Lait Faster Nv the church Nv the Moo
4 Dispansashnn.