Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1865-02-28

imenteFs in The ,4qlIoWingu (which
commences "phable," by. thH author of
"JOhn Browne Ttset,p is romantic and at
feSsing beyond anything we have lately
seen
"There WIZ a phrog. onst. In faek there
WaG sexual phrogG-but my tail. There
WuE q. phrog. onst, and be RuE bro't mp by
his respsckted parients cording to the
weigh in which aigood Phrog orter togo.
They tort him to squeak-oRet he sQuoke
90 musical-they tort him to lump, and
they tort him to FeAeck how be, was only q
tsdpowel onst, ADD hadn't orter 70 look
down upon them as WIZ nothink bat tad,
poWels Jet. The boam of this youthful
PhFog was sweet home, indeed. The
bottom of the ditch in which he resided
with bis parients Nuz puffickly lively; the.
Wurrems IN 1t WuE large, and the snaiks
WIS remarkably small. What more could
phrog desire7
The following letter was written by
young lady:
gDer kuZzen We is all we'll, and moth
l,er's got the his Terrix brother Tom is got
the Hupin Haugh and sister Ann has got .
bsbee, and hope these few lines will fnd
you the SEINE Rite. sune., Your apfheo..
tionaGs kuAzen." Bio 81
The following order, Vsr6atinu ct EterGtiur.
il said TO have been received by an unders
taker from an afflicted WidoWer: g.
| "Sur: Ny Wah 10 ded, and Wants to be
berried to moro. At Wunor klok! o nose
VAR to dig the HOle-bi the side Of my too
UtheF Wsifs-Lst it be deep" glt /, s rs
The recording secretary Of division of
the Sons of Temperatures made this entry in
his book, showing remarkable ingenuity
in Spelling "uBnRl :" -gsssg s-l. Ed g.
;'tArteE gWine threw they yewzewal
.faWms their wAis q eoleekshun taEin up but
nOthih pad" H. 10 -zeoe,i-7 stet .'l
ia lE ::THl!ElGO1rc srrIs. -
As applied TO epistles, and teleersms this
il excellent A husband telegTaphed to-
his wife, ''What have you for breakfast,
and how is baby ~ The answer camel
'BpckWhsat cakes and the meaales' ~ :
The cheapest Telegram ever sent was by
40 EiBhman. Said he to thstelegraph OPP
orator, gpo ypuIeVar g chsEgsl 'Rnyhod y,fpr,
the address, in message n @No,H 70
piled the operator And do ye charge
;foF signing his name, s5Iirri" mo, siF."g
nWell, thin, win 70 phase ,send this 2
ist want me brother to know Tn here y
handing the following: To John McFlinp
l-=at New York (signed) - Patrick
Finn! |" The message iwes. sent, and no
Hunphreys.- the boxer, after he had con.
querea Mendoza, the Jew, wrote a friend
"DssF John: rye done the Jew. '7a'...
Yours, 7. HUMPHREYS"
Everybody has heard of The famous let
tiers which passed between the adverse
chief8 of Sir O'Connell and Tyrone. %
Pay me my tribute or il, you don't
.a ..,,F o'CoHHELL."
After Kean's performances Of Abel Drug.
ger, for his own benefit, at Drury Lane
Theatre, Mrs. GarIick, with more sinceri-
" than PoliteDess, wrote as follows:
"Dear Sir: Youcan't play Abel Drugger.
Yours, s. GARRICK,
To this the modern RoScius lacOnically
"DeaF Madame: know it.
ITO Mrs. Garrick."
The celebrated Foote'S correspondence
With bis mother iS equally. pithy d.
"Dear Sam: I'm in prison.
"HoOF loving mother, A. FooTB."
"Dsar mother So anil.
"YOur afectiOuate sOu, SAN. FooFH."
DORSET. 15
Dorset is q maritime county iu England,
on the Channel. A book has been pub.
lished in Boston in the Dorset dialect, by
William Barnes, the original pronuncia.
ton being preserved by the spelling. Here
10 q pleasant example:
FALSE RRIENDs LIKE,
When WsE' Stin bWoy, and mothers pride.
| bigger bUoY spoke up TO me 20 kind like
| "u you do like, III treat ~ WI q ride q
IL theaSS IheetbaFToW here" 10 were blind like
To what o bad . worker in his mind.like,
| An mounted VoF passenger inside;
And, eomen to puddle peTty wide,
ne upPd me In, gr1nnOn back benin .liko,
70 IhSn man do come to me too thlck-liks,
ana GheaE my hand, where oonco e paSS'd me by,
i An tell me he would do me this or that -
e9nS help thinEin o. the big bOWy's tFick-Iike,
An then, for AL can but WSE my hat
| An thank III a Nttlh ali