Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1865-08-16
Mr.. Nasty Dreams a Dream."
SAINTS Resi- (which is in the Stait

DreeIs is beconin the most commonest
recreation ! hev. | don't know whether
these dreams is in spirit of prophesy, su-
gar-coated with sleep, or whether they are
soOperindoost by the reglar three quarters
nv a pound up tripe eat about III p NJ,
but dreems | hev
Last mite | dreemed that l had brigd
time, and was set a head about nine months,
which time brings forth events IN rollytiks
ez wei ez in other things too tejus to men
shuQ
Methot the South he'd bin consilyatid
and reconstructed, and he'd cum into the
slsterhoOd Nv states, ez sisters ginrallv
cum back after uurrel South Carlinv
wuz representa- in the-housc by Ginral
Swasher, and all the Rhetts, ct setry. and
Missippy by ii dosen or ? Kernels and
Ginrals, for that stait sent none to Con-
gress ceptin its heroes. Geffson Davis
wuz a candidate, but hevin sed, in his zeal
for repudishun, that he wuz fer repudiatin
all debts, cOnstitooercv Tuz afraid that he
mite mcleod the Confedrit war debt, so
they detected him, and electid Ginral Nc
Goujum, who held that the Fedral war
debt wuz unconstooshuel, and must be
repudiatid, while the Confedracy's ought
to he paid ez a consilatory measure. The
ginooine Dimocrisy nv the North had
electid ehuf members to give the South
controle nv Congris.
In my dream ] wuz seated in the Gal
lery Nv the House. A member from Moo
York was inteTdoosing a bill appropriatin
a sum of money for the purpose nv erectin
n monument TO the memrv nv the Union
soiiers who fell at Gettysburg. No sooner
he'd the fanatic red the title Nv the bill,
than Generals McGoujum and swasher,
Kernel Pelter, nv Georgv, walked over to
his seat, and with their canes beet him
over the head, twenty or fifteen minits.-
lie wuz carried out for ded
Ginral McGoulum claimed the floor.
Mr. Speeker. sed be, ''Tm bilinl In
dignashen is a heevin and tossin my shiv-
elrus sole in most t-emeniusIy toomul-
chus stile | am, Mr. SHeeker, a sittvzen
nv this cellorus Republic 7 stand here. 2
dav, RECONSTRUCTED and consiiiyated-a
loval man. I have took the oath, and
sence hev VIOLATED no rool or costom nv
this House. / hev drawed my paw promptly
lv-I hev even vented so fur in the sperit
fergivenis and christian charity, ez to take
that paw in greenhax, instid NV demandin
gold, notwithstandin every wun NV EN-
hears the portrait Nv that fendish ape,
that thirstcr after gore, that destroyer nv
habis corpusis and constooshnel rites, our
late lamentid President After maxim
these SACRIFICES shell sit here calmly and
allow a niger steelin Yankee TO insult
the South hv alloOsions to Gettysburg.
and sich? Never Shell Moo York
issecennvgenashunist in this ere hall
propose appropriate the treasure Nv our
common country to commemorate a field.
on witch my constituency was walloped
without rehnkc? Neverl Ne hes bin
rebuked-let him heed the warnin."
Sevral Ablishn members riz, but the
/ Dmocrisv wuz firm, and woodent let en-
speck The southern members wuz n
goin to withdraw in a body, wen Fernandv
Wood rose and perposed compromise,
| ez follows:
That harmony and good fee1in shood
prevale, hentz4th ind forever
The word WAR" shell never he yoosed
in these halle, that whenever referred to
it shell be termed Observation-Disclosures.
That the 1ags, cannon and sich ike tro
phies, found by the Federal army in vari
ous parts w the Southern Stats, be to-
wunst destroyed.
That pencbuns be pade to the misun-
derstandinists from both sekshuas, for
services renderd the Government
That the various fields on2 which these
MISUNDERSTANDING occurred, he plowed over
at the expense Of the Government,
That no book be publisht givin any
akount NV prison life or sich.
That bunkum orators in this House
draw their halloosions TO our military
fame solely from the Mexikin war
The compromise wuz uv coarse adoptid
Ez the vote wuz anncunst Ginril Me
Goujum and Fernandv Wooi rusht int:
eech hers arms, and wept down eecF
uthers' bax, while Kernel PeIter waved I
flag over EN-, forming picter troolJ
tetchin.
THANK hevin." excIaimed ez awokt
frum this refreshin sleep, Brooks is ded
bu. his spirit still li7es-his sole is &
, marchin on. So long ez we hev a South
ern Dimocrat to demand and Northerr
:. Democrat to give, all viii be well-Bles
the Lord l.
PETRoLEUN Y NAsBY.
Paster the Church the MOO Diseansashun-
The WHITE FEATHEK-The white feath
: er, which In England and the United