The Idaho world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1864-1918, 1865-05-13
[For the Idaho World.]
PHOOLOsOPHUS DISGUSTED.
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FHOOE1OSOFHO
FEE TUE UNION M1scEGINAToR-rHRU THE WESTERN PRES
The perlftickl areeny don't pay. Attest, never
Sc en- nun of the mummy. cant find out as the
Crisis ever even published eny of my artickles,
sayin nothin about the pay. The nyest can lern
on that pint is, the devoe of the Crisis stole one
of them and Civ to bruther devol of the Caacas.
sian, who printed it and said it was vary good
berlesk. As left my dcksinary to home in Bos-
ton, don't no what that means. The artickle was
a Gospli Sermon on the Crisis, in which / stated
among other things, that in case of perlticke ne
cessity it was the dooty of the chrishtin to ira
dooce the gospel of pece to the justification of
hullsal murder-that havin your feet shod with a
preparation of the gospil of pece. was gttin on
pair Of shoddy shuze, and marehin right left to
the tramp of war, and the CRATE crying want of
the times was new translation of the skripturs.
also urged the propriety of sackryizin the
American race to the superior dear descendants
of Ham, Cain and Cuffy, as Represented in our
dearly-beluved Ethyopyan culerd southern bruth-
erin of the South.
But my enemies growed on me, and left my
literary kareer with fear and trembln to work out
its own salvation like q star in the east and Just
as. got hear, where | Good shake my fist
atJim Bucannon and the rest, of the kerlum-
bi9ds and South Cairliny to my harts content
and tant me with invitution to go and help fite
them, my trends must all turn coperheds and go
in for pece, surrendered too, they say, on Lees
own terms and put in Andy Johnson in the place
of A. Linkin. Why in Helifax wont his heredi-
tary son Bob put in and Chase got back? After
another campane had got killed. ] was goin in
pardneTs with them to see if coodent be the last
maR and get the last dollar. But no, they must
putin Andy johnson, as the paper sed, accordin
to the constitushun What difference duZ that
make? A new constitushun is the work of mo-
nent but big pile of mummy aint-not without
avis He used to be demokrat too, and sez he
is yet and so he is. So is skunk a Archangel
anything is so that it is black and got woody hair.
But who knows how he may turn out yet Sins
heard they was all goin in for pece, my pane
and anxiety has ben so CRATE that my he'd, wunst
SO black and soft, is alreddy turnin hard and
brown. By the middle Of next weak shall be a
coperhed myself. Oh ah alas Yes, shall
be coperhed, i feal it in my brane.
But the CRATE roodimental elementary princi-
pies fphoelosophical and fundamental humanity
is triumphant Mankind is now born free and
equal, and all that remanes to be demonstrated is
to have them borned over wlnst week to keep
them so. now formally imbrace miseeginaton
Both races, bein born free and equal kin liv on A.
equality and be grately elevated without lowerin
nary one. The man who lifted lis self over
a stoh wall by his seat didn't cum together. He
This can be logickly proved, and demonstrated
by phoolosofical principles. Utherwaze ne wood
lodged agin the wall. and never got over. 1t also
states in t9reeleys almanac, or Helpers book, or
the bible. or the Declaration of Independence, or
the Constitution, forget which, and it don't mat
ter so its in the first two. that mater borned all
mankind free and equal. Sum may think it
ruther urly yet, for the ondisgized agitation of
this question, but it has got much better start
than Emancipation had, when / aspouZed into that
cause
Iintrodooce the mezur as a military necessity,
that all the mail pOpplea ion of the North. shall
be grated down South to Misseginate with the
nigger ladies', and all the white Wenches of the
kentry shall be coloniZed in Africa, to Mistergl-
nate with the sable gentlemen of that aromatic
and luvly climb. The dusky herose that remains
here will be left out in the cold. but there Is al.
ways sum things in theory that wont work in
pracktis. shall speak of the question slitely
durin the sumer, and next fall | shall insinner-
ate it into the perlitickle areeny, and have it
thurrery expounded in the sanctooary. The
yuneyun perlitickle pulpit jumpers who has here
tofore bin called to preach the pure and unadul-
terated nigger, may then, by addin the white blud
be properly styled the heralds of the cross.
shall also have it irrepressibly advocated on the
stump, but carefully kept out of the platform till
the next Presidenshal campane. Then we will
take man from the interior of hOoppole town
ship, Pike county for president, and indooce
cheep coperhed to fall from grace for vice~presi-
dent, and the meZhur is sekewer. Such inter.
ferance with the domestic institutions of the mar
ried and marryin portion Of community may cause
little dissatisfackshun in their section, but the
best pece mezhur will be amijit resort to war.
After so long period has elapsed the people will
have enjoyed pece and prosperity sech CRATE
length of time. that's little blud ettin will do the
nation good. 1t wont take seventy-fVe thousand
men more than Wunce to cut the artery.
AS I stated in my last artickle Ole Dabe, as An
dyr Johnson calls him, is in Dixie Land. He was
playin a tragedy in a theater, and played it too
natteral He succeeded better in a comedy or a
Joke. NotC, somebody is hurt. Let every meet,
in house in the yuneyGn chant a ethyopyan mel
lerdy. If q coperhed lafs within six nunths, let
yuneyun witnesses be perkewered to swair that he
was glad Always provided, of coarse, that he
lafs in sum of those out of the way places where
that old superanerated theory of law and order is
like to make trubble with the military power in
gittin him to fort Sumpter without the presses of
law.
Time and spase fales me, but my he'd is so full
of idears that it aches like I,had the information
on the brane yit AS this artickle kontanes grate
variety of nuze, gineral information and sage
eastern papers kin koppy at too
shillin and sixpense apiece.
PHOOLOSOPHUs,
The head of turtle, for several days after
its separation from the body, retains and ex-