The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-04-05

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that relief which, were IL not thus attaina-.
ble. would cease TO DO the boon that any
other circumstances than thoae whicl, sur
round il at such moments as these thai
are TO be presently considered becomes
uiibeafablosYta FsU UwueH ha.sf.a 6F
DO mako myself understood 2 4
Ia a word she hcadgcar is the bano Of
my cnlbiterod lifo. .iisiasr. -. M =. n
Whom woman --God Moss her--adoptcd
u bonnet tho shape Of d clalnshell, aud
| four inches from crown 10 front In 8izo,
merely smiled mt lor ocuentriciiy. .,...
When the bonnet assumed tho shape OF
a coalecutte and engulfod her lovely hoad
in direct shadows, merely lrowncd.
| But when she sto0ped 10 folly in the
form Of bats, the shapes of which are too
monsirous for belief and too wild for de.
scription, tore my Hyperion locks and
wopt,
Then asked myself, What arc VIC com
| ing to 2''
Then answered myself, "Rcolly, don't
| kuowW
| Now ! 20 about, a harmless lunatic IN
Broadway, averting my gaze FROM horrors
| that cannot face. ~ Ia
| Last Saturday saw a pretty blonde
! with green bug In her hair.
Two days after,a q lady stopped to speak
| TO mo- but she had q velvet washbason on
| hor head, and on ono side thereof was
worm-caten rose with spider in H.
| was afraid ] had slight attack Of
| mdaid a pOtU, at first, but discovered that
| the millner had, Instead.
Yesterday ! saw lizards -slimy looking
| reptiles -Achasiiig oUtA other round % hat
| that bore the form OF soup-dish. rs
! Tho crow, the hawk, the turkcy.buzzard
aud tho hUpscoot all perch above the
1 brows of our maids and malrons.
! took my favorite pointer out for an air
! ing, and he found 80 much game IN the
/ ladlcs' bonncts and hats that II kept him
pointing oil tho time, much TO tho hnpcdi-
| ment of my prOmenude. "a
There ought to bo iirstrate shooting
! just now, IN Broadway. sts
Stuffed qnails, rice-bir,ls, partridgos and
other odihles arc in immense favor Why
NOT stuffed breast of lamb, wonder y
| offered, last week. to make Aimee Chou
chou . present of humminS bird for her
new hat. T
'What should wear hummins bird
Swear it, my dear child" said !, FOR n
lark |"
"lfI wore IL On account of the giver"
she roplied, "l should surely wear IL for a
great GOOSE 'a' l-t' -..
Aimro has too much taste, of course, to
rusll into this sort of mouogario- business.
She sports u very quiet, but killing, little
hat aud feather, and, better yet, does hor
hair up very simply. ssek ~ - m
| Pardon mo, but have you observed tho
things that women do with their hair this
| Wintcrp
| Have you shudlercd at the awful arti-
fees OF the single curlH
/ lIavo you palcd before tho wenlile lob
that doforms tho back of nearly evory
American damn's hoadY asir ~ ~
IL you have, sympathizc with mo aa rl.
shouldslilSo to inquire of some high
legal authority If thcro mightn't be an on.
actmcnt made against this sort of thing.
Thore should DO il were the General
Government ;,aye. even at tho risk of our
wives aud daughters proolaiming them.
sovon the down trodden victims Of ia
nut'cal uSurpationf
: believe that is the term now.
First oil, T. should. abolish tho "watcr.
What chance is there for girl with an
abundance Of splondio hair, wheu,she has
to make, it look exactly like a wig? =
| You can buy a bag full at any perrugut.
n
eOus lduch, like a goitro, at the back Of
the mock, nobody can tell tho difference.
Did you over see the things over which
tho "watertalp'is is builtY saw ono, once
II made mo very III, had no desire for
any dinner that day, s,e.,s - =. 4 ..i,..
} lthad a littlo tail TO ono corner of it, aud
its fair proprietress olllodit, tliuk, a rat,
5 There WAS always something inexpressi
bly, charming to me about tho toilet table
oil a iair young girl
l@ll In the ooutso OF my varied experience
II has occurred to me to Witness suGh, an,l
tire neatlcss, the elegance, the taste oil
{ thoir arrangement have always pleased mo
f, Tho white cove smooth and spotless, tho
! bruShes OF ,sbony or ivory, the comhs d
brown and amber tortoise she'll the doll
, cato ilagons and Rasks of Bohemian OF
J bisquo ware, silver topped aud fragrant
the hurnishedrirror that has reflected 81
} much anal telhnauSh theso triiios pos
sess beauty and interest beyond tho fur
I nishing of tho bondoir or tho parlor.
| But not long ago there was an alarm q
! fire in house where | was visiting, anC
, the fau,iy rushod at once to tho chamber
q lrola wheHce the sWoke was issuing, |
I was the apartChgnt of young lady. Sh'
had not yetreale d1and We entered withou
; ceremony. t g. Esa..f se.,- r
! caught glimpse of the toilet stand
I but that glimpse was enough, ~.
Ga one side of the mirror hung thin
F; like the attenuAted oaudal appendago OF
0 horse, 1t was what they call a"switch."
= On the other side hung sevcralm mysteries
resembling German sausages made of hair
q These were "tnpsics."
) On tito toilet oovor lay large aud die
, | gtIstiny "rat"t - t
= Aud finally aprofusion Of "Grooian eurls
- eneumberod the piAcuSIion.
90 | oXtinguished the iire---it was only
5, window cur hlin---and fAintod. a
a, lam aware that it is useless for Que woa
10 man To breast tho fury of a fashion. a.
" aware that though tho pen may be mishtie
" than the sword, it cannot bogm with th
oil scissors
H. / am aware that these words which Tno'
Ms write win but provoke the Scorn OF tho otl
nc or and moro dangerous sex. But IL | fai
let mo speak first AMI lot il be said that
went in holliy, II did como out hurt
~ And ali you little dears who now pr
a woke my ire with your detostably name
ne and monstrously oOntrived Ttiaes OF haii
rs l. you have any lasto or talent, please
M observe, the next time you meet Aim'
at Chou-chou ON Broadway with mo, the pn
", aud arllesS beauty OF that dear chld's ch
as volure, arranged in simple knot, eth
'a' twisted or braided; and SO fair 10 see tn
lie tlno nr st.t,,u