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The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

ELECTION OF 0FFICERs.-The City Central
Union Club or Saturday evening elected
the following officers for the ensuing year:
President-Thomas Jones, jr.
Vice Presidents-1st Ward, Il. DeWolf
I'd, Henry N. johnson ; Sd, VIM. h. Price ;
4th, R. D. Noble 5th, W. J. BOardmsn /;
9th, A. Thiemej 9th, Charles Pettengin;
9Th, @. ". Palmer; eth, Nelson Purdy /;
10th, A.P. Turner, jr.; l1th, j.. COonrOd.
secretary-Allen T. Brinsmade,
Treasurer-Wm. P. Fogg.
Executive Committee-ThOma as Jones, jr.,
Randall Crawford, ]. NJ. Sterling, jr., Peter
Diemer, Nelson Purdy.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

OHIO STATE AND UNION LAW CoLLEGE.-The
fall session of this College will commence
on Wednesday, the sOth inst, and the stu
dents are requested to meet in the College
Library on that day, at two o'clock P, n.
A punctual attendance is desirable.
JOHN CROwELL, President.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28
GE6ERAL OFFlGEKs MUSTERED

W"AsA1hSFOhj august "a 1000
GENERAL ORDER No. l35:
By direction Of the President the follow.
ing named General officers of the United
States Volunteers sre hereby mustered out
Of the service of the United States, their
services baing no longer needed: Msjor
Generals N. p. Banks Silas Casey, Samuel
HetntEelmsn, Daniel Butterfeld, Abner
Doubleday, Jho. 5. Peck, George L. Hart
suff; Brevet Msjor Generals A Asboth,
Geo. L. Andrews, VIM v. Belknap, Chas.
Croft Jos. B. Gard, VIM. Carlin, Joshua
L. O~hamberlin, Thos. A Davis, Elisha
S. Dennis, Edward Ferrero, Ouvier Gro
vier, Robert S. Granger, Chaa K. Graham.
Kenness Gsrrard, Louis A. Grant Simon
q. Griffin, George II. Gordan, Jos. Hayes,
n. j. jackson, Nathan Kimball, Jno. r.
Kentz Jno. Macarthur, Jas. D. Morgan,
John T. Miller Byron Z. Pierce, John
Orbinson, Truman Seymour, Frederick
Solomon, Geo. 4. Stannsrd, Alexander
Shaler, Rrastus b. Tyler, John O. VsAtch,
VIM. Vandever, W. T. Ward, w. A.
Whitaker.
Brigadier Generals, Richard ArnoldINs-
poleon, B. B. Mason, Brsymsn H. Baxter,
VIM Birnly, Cyrus Busy, Edward 3.
Briggs John Cook, Henry B. Darlington,
Charles T. Campbell, Powell Clayton, Al
fred N. Dufee, j. Davis Speeds, Fry Law
renee, K. Graham, Edward II. Hobson,
james l. Hswley, Henry N. Judah, james
7. Knife, H H Lockwood, Jacob ]. Lamar,
Thomas j. Mexican, Sullivan A. Meredith,
W. d. Morris, George P. AeGinnis, Thos.
H. Neal, John n. Oliver, VIM. a Pile,
Abbott w. Rice, w. D. Sturgis, j. e..
Stokes, John P. Slough, z. P. scammon,
A. J. Slemmer, T. w. Sweeny, Alexander
Schemmel6nnig, John W. Sprague, Stephen
Thomas, Daniel Altman. HoratiO ?. Van
CleYe, Fitz Henry Warren, Geo. d. Wsg-
ner, James A. Williamson.
By order of the Secretary of War,
Z. ID. TOWNSEND, Asst Adjt Gen.
1t will be seen that this list embraces Z
Msjor Generals; 80 Brevet Msjor Gene
rails and AZ Brigsdier Generals.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

NUIsANcE.-A case of nuisance, with the
names of nineteen Irishmen on the warrant,
will come before Judge Abbey this morn
ing. 1t must be a heavy old nuisance.
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d. r Money MsrkeG-August 28.
lRY E-ELzGRAPH.l
MOney-ContiDuss easy st 6A6 . cent. on call
tO8uu
Sterling ExchanEe-Dun and heavy ct
109ha11s%
GOld% shade hrmer, opening at IA, advano.
ing TO 49, aud closing 1t l4416
Total exports Of spscis to- day SsT8.Ol5.
Government stOeks-Fimsr.
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HEW ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Brainard's HAl-Grand Concert.
Attention o. v. L. A. Injecting.
NJ. r. Keith-Notioe.
Geo. B. observation-disclosures at Auction,
J. J. Wilson 4 Oo.-Agents Wanted.
H.-Wsntsa Situation.
Fragrant sosodont-LocAI Notice.
DR.. seelye-Local Notice.
Hostettsr's Stomach Bitters-LOcAI Notice.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

Tsrms-Sote or acceptance at sixty days. with
current rate OF EKnbange on New York; or 81
abatement Of Sl.OO D ton, and = d scOunt Of. three
per cent. for cash, IL RENTED on receipt Of invoice.
Payments 10 be made in New YORK Exchange,
United states Treasury Notes, or their equivalent.
No discount on bills OF less amount Than nifty
dollars,
Rose y s-rsnslss sroglcaoE. s.Ess. "a
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28
BUFFALO MAKKET-AuEust 2s
lag

lag ~THLBaRARH.I
FlOuF-Pirm but quiet.
Rheat-Q1ist ana nominal. Sales No l Chic
ago IpriHg At 81 50 81 30 for Whits Oanada.
O~Orn-Ciosss quiet and easier 1t $50 Gf No 2
mixed.
sats-Quist at sc Illinois HoIod.
Barley-Nominal.
Bye-HOminAi
Mnlsky-Held at 81 IS
RORk-Heavy mess S3S 90.
Canal fretEhtR-To New YORK. Wheat l5s,
corn Is, osts S15s.
Lake ImpOrts-For 2hours-Elour Ids6 bis,
Hnsst 29,464 bu, corn lS8, "a, oats 8, 502, barley
1000.
Canal ExpOrJs-FOr "a h~ours-Flour -
wheat 1915, corn 80, $50, oats 81, $50, rye $500.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

NEw style of French turbans opened to-
day at Mrs. A. L. ShaE's.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28
OsWEGO HARKET-AuKust 20.
IBY ~RnLRaRAPH.J

OsWEGO HARKET.-AuEust 20.
I'M RnLnGRAPH.I
FIOur-stessy. Sales at s. 90 for 10 1
sDrlDgi So 5OaS9 90 for red winter 50 50 for VII to
and $40 S6Al0 30 for double extra.
Wneat-OpenOd nIm aud closed ncminalIy
higher. So es early No 1 81 70, MiiWAukse club II
81 70, and No 1 WSntsr red Indi ma - 81 95.
600.
Oa1s-Firm and in good demand at s6o for I'LL
noia adoat.
ar iyed shis morning. quality exceIlsnE.
Other grains nominal.
ana FP~eiRhts-Are dun and unchanged.
Flour aOa4lo, wheat sZe, cora sHc, Oats bHo to
Lake Imports $1,000 bu corn; wheat &C..
600; oats $40 ., barley So 0.
Canal Exports 1UO bOls -four, 1900 bu
corn
HhlDmanfa-BH Rail I14S hi. annr
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

TIE "ATLANT1o'' FOB sEPTEHBER.-Messrs.
Cobb, AndreWs& Co. send US the "Atlsntic
Monthly" for September. This number is
fully up to any of its f%Orerunners in point
merit and richness. The serials, "Needle
and Garden" doctor Johns" "The
Chimney Corner" &c, maintain their ex-
cellencs and absorbing interest. Readers
OF the wise Goethe may find some hints, or
be interested, in "Wilhelm Meistsr's APP
premiership" An authentic account Of
the capture of JEFF. Davis is given. "sci-
enti6c Farming may interestingly. "our
Future Militia System" will bear reading
add considering. There are several very
readable stories. "A Visit TO the Edge
;worths" will be read with avidity by the
large army of lovers of personal items.
The reviews in this number are unusually
crisp and interesting.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28
ToLEDO MARKEr-AuEust as.

10y IeIoEFHEusI
Wheaf-About 80 better closing With the
advance hardly mainIaino6. Sales Of old UhitS
MiehiEAn az 81 Is; new 81 06a2 o.; old Ambtr
NJ ohtgan 50 O5a2 %. new 81 90
COFn-Stsaay. Sales at SO for No snd IS for
No2
Oaas-Held At 400.
IAEe F~EeighIs-7o on wheat TO oIUsge and
4e to RuhAio-
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28
MARINE NEWS.
PoRT or -OLEVELARD.

EETERED---AUG. 25-26.
Stmr Morning Star, Vigsr, Dotrois
Prop Comet, Gaylord, Green ray
Prep Sc Louis, Woodworth Buffalo
Prop Olsaa, Wsterb1ry. Dun ink
Prop Akron, smith, Ogden burgh
Prop Iron City, sweet OntoRagon
Prop Pacific, Kelley, Buffalo
Bark 8 V r Watson, BTsnt, Buhaio
Schr Chapman, Grmors, SaBdusky
gehr John fbursby. Becker, HOaghion
SEQ . Suffer Girl, Buhipgsme, Avon
Sc W Lone tar, nlis Port CLIFTON
Tug Monitor, Reid, Blatk Ri"r
WEARED--AUe. a5-2S.
stmr Morning Star, vigsr, Detroit
Prop St Louis Woodworth, Chicago
Pr Comet, GAYLORD. Bnnslo
Prop Akron, Smith, Toledo
Schr NJ Stalker, Stalker, Marquette
Schr ZOuaVe, Barrow, eaDdBsky
sehr Chapman, Gilmore, Back River
sehr VIM RaVnOr, Tower, Chicsgs
BeoW su' Ter Gi ], BurliT game, Ksllsy's Ialand
seoW J O Sitl, Becker, bay City
Tug Monitor, Reid, Black River
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whOIesaIe Iron ana NAH MARKET.

Wholesale ron ana Nail Marhet-
SATURDAY. Angus Sc, 1853.
Cleveland, Brown 4 Co., Manufactures and
Wholesale dealers, Nos. % and 81 Merwin street,
report thu market steady and firm. The demand
IL active, especially for Nails. the supply Of which
Is largely below the wants Of the trade. Prices
remain as follows:
WLaT Ran moH.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

LATEST style of French frames just re-
ceived at Mrs. A. L. shawIs. aug. 25:24O
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

STOLEN PLEASURES AND GREEERLcKs.-A
man, who gives his name as George ".
Mcbride, was, on Saturday, cultiVating the
acquaintance of a female of this city,
nsmed Louisa Williams, who must be con-
sidered not over-virtuous. At length he
got her intoxicated. A policeman, over
hearing q little of their talk, arrested both
and escorted them to the City Prison, where
it was sscertained that he attempted to
send her to Buffalo, while he him self
should go to Toledo. She was locked up
on the charge of intOxicatiOn, and he let
90. When she came-to, next morning,
she discovered that her money was gone.
Officers were sent out in search of Nc
Bride aforesaid, who soon returned with
him. A search of his pockets developed
the fact that he had stolen her portmon-
maize, which contained upwards of $3.50 Of
her filthy lucre. The key was turned on
Nc, yesterday. He will be examined this
morning on the charge of grand larceny.
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

NOV held ~ sz,4o tOr S1nei Ss,oO
for Coarse.
Ale and Pnraar-AArkat stsady. We gaoss
- follow Present Use II Ale SO; Stock X1A
S14,Coi KSnnstt sle,OOi Pals Cream 81; ForssI
"a. half and quarter barrels in proportion.
water L1me-OsWego and Akrsn held at
$500.
PIastAR-"POuslrS' IAad plaster 5000 per
ton; OAlcinsd $500 . Dbl.
HOps-Firm. New YORK State 46a50O, accord,
ing to quality Ohio 259SOo.
Mala-steady. Barley Malt hald ct $40 per
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cOMMISs'R ~.v.EEGHANTS
OODM & HADLEY,

WVUDMhN . ANDUUH9
Produce, Forwarding and Commission
merchants
For the sale Of Flour, Grain, SEEDS, Provisions, &c.
Onee Ne. n Msrwin ST., Cleveland, O.
Refer 70 A. K. Spencer, Tirst National Bank,
Cleveland; FletchsT 4 sharpe, Bankers, IndiAnap-
oIs; o ~ saith, Esq +, General Freight Agsnt o.
& 1. O. Railroad, Indi- napoifs. augi5 500
The Cleveland leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1865-1865, 1865-08-28

COEcERT.-We take pleasure in an
nouncing that a concert, which promises TO
be & very pleasant snd superior one, will
be given in Brainard's Hall next Wedes-
day evening, under the direction of Prof.
G. ". Brainard. Miss NJ. Louise Segur, of
this city, acharming singer, and Miss Liz
zie NJ. Gates, of Elyria, whose SilvOry, bird
like voice, makes her a universal favorite
here and wherever she has been heard, as
sisted by Messrs. Wilder, the eminent Basso
of New York, and E. ]. Robbins, the favor
tie Tenor of this city, will entrance the
large and fashionable house that will gather
on the occasion. We shall have more to say
of this concert hereafter. The following
attractive programme is announced:
PART FIRST.
1. solo-Piano, trembling Leaves, "--..WehIi
Geo. W. Brainard.
2. Trio-"Oh, Happy the Maiden, zee. ..Bondoli.
Miss 5egur, MISS Gates and Mr.. Robbins.
8, ~Duett-SnpTano and BAss-"Piu TranquillG,"
from the new opera "La FOrSa del Des.
Mis- segur and Mr.. Wilder.
4. Solo-Tenor-"Swset Spirit, hear myprayer,"
Wallace-Mr. Robbins.
8. Trio-"L Life has no power" BelisAriO.
Miss Gates, Mr.. Robbins and Mr.. Wilder.
PARr sECOsD.s
6. SOIo-SopranO-''UnA YOce," from "Barbar of
Seville .ROssinni.
Miss Segur.
7. Duett-soprano and TeDor-"H Perdonno"
from a." Isl, lillian Vespers'' $1,000. Verdi.
Miss estes ana Mr.. Robbins.
8. solO-BAss-"Gdipus," Grand Aria. Rossinni.
Mr.. Wilder.
o. Solo-SoPrano-"La Zingsra, (" ...... Donizetti.
Miss Gates.
10. Trio-From @Lueia de L-ammermoOr," Do,
Miss SeguT, Mr.. Robbins and Mr.. Wilder.
Doors open at seven. Concert 10 COM
mence at eight O'Clock.
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port
fhs following ARE the rAiss charged ~ Is
Hamn-Sugar-ou cured premium hama g p. "A
CamVassed Hams 81 b..
DFloU heSk-S
9hOulaers-SugAr-oured y b--...-..-...-.. Is
RaoOB-Or smoked aides . n.--..---. 10
LArd-PriRel leaf kettlo-rnd'd IN bbls or tres. 23%
Prirae leaf kegtis-radx'd in kegs y %. ~
POFk-Ho. l mess y 90
Extra eleAr Dbl ..----.-s-..-.-.- 81 20
- No extra charge mAds for packages OF osFss
Aso to railroad depOB or bOAta- All articles az
warranted strictly pTims, and equal 70 anyth1n rs l.
the BtAss. OrisrB promptly Allied.
ROSE = PREET1as
dsIGR Nos. Ith ia and lss Ontario Etfass
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'HIpHehlS-By HAIII I'D bbs hour.
CHICAGO MARKKF-August 9s
by Telegraph

CHICAGO MARKKT-AuEust as
by Telegraph
R~lO9F-Stsady.
Wheat-Dull. Sales at 81 A for No /; 81 goa
81 81 for No 2.
C~Orn-Aotiye and advanced %Sle. Sales ct 10
Tor No l, and Toe for BO2
Oats-DuH. Sales at Sc for No /, and $50 for
Nos
Professionalism. Mess Pork 81. 90.
klagS Wimess-Quiet at 81 Is.
Rec-fpss-FiOur, 400 bbls; wheat. Is. OOO I'M
corn 400 90. oats $50 o; barley 10 O.
ahlPments-tlour ITO bbls, II. 900 bu wheat.
10000 bu oOra, $500 oats.
MILWAUKEE MAKKET,-August az.
by Tslegraph.l
Wheat-Fitm. Sales at 81 40 for No 1
ReeeADts-2500 bbls -four.
Ereigh8-Eoninal. -
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LTOH. WhEATON'S
ITOH.

SCRATCH. OINTMENT. bCRATCH
VIII cure the Itch in 4s hOurs-alsO cures Salt
Rheum, Ulcers, OhilblAinS, and all EruptiOns Of
the Skin. Price so cents. By sending go cents to
Weeks end Potter, ITO Washington st., Boston, win
Be forwarded free BY mail. For sale By all Drug.
EiSts. srRoEa 4 Armstrong, Cleveland, Agents
or Northern Ohio, mhl4:F dhW
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no. ". sAHDSEH, gro. 4. SUR-, 40. E'uAnI.
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Miss Segur and Mr.. Wilder.
4. SOlo-Tenor-"Sweet Spirit, hear myprayer,''
Wallace-Mr. Robbins.
8. TIio-H Life has no power" B~elisArio.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1865-10-14

Wx-xxs~ LGsrE 80 ArsrxxLxA-
49, s~~-ra~&y IN. h@zrl s
th.~ wsss4s~-fzl ~xaxsmg i~xs~s uf 49,
s-sA F~r k~.x ,sn< ss~r 80
&s-r~~~-v - sA<f gre~s ~ksz4- mxny
F~~ya< rs,sl1v h~swxea rhss the Aesxa
sf = e~r-@9 tree. vhs<s fssrs~nes
ts<rx- oSGsd wax ss.egr tls gru1s&-
The ssary zros- IN rhis wxy: S02e
Eagissh sziiers landed on the cu><s
one dsy- Afser rosning sb-saf ssfil
they we're tired. they eat dowr under
. tree 20 rest themse.ves- A put Of
wind came along. and blew oG .
shower VI leayeA, which, sftsr turn
ing over in the air. - leaves gener-
ally do, finally rested upon the
ground. As it was midsummer, and
everything quite green, the circum-
stance puzzled the sailors considera-
bly,
But their surprise was much great
er as you may we'll suppose, when,
after short time, they saw the
leaves crawling along on the ground
toward the trunk of the tree. They
ran at once for their vessels,
without stopping to examine into
the matter at all, and set sail away
from the land where everything
seemed to be bewitched. One Of
the men said that he expected
every moment to see the trees set to
dance a jig."
Subsequent explorations in Aus
tralia have taught US that these walk
ing leaves are insects. They live
upon trees. Their bodies are very
thin and fiat, their wings forming
large leaf:like organs. When they
are disturbed their legs are folded
away under their bodies, leaving the
shape exactly like leaf with its stem
all complete. They are of a bright
green color ii the summer, but they
gradually changs in the fall, with
the leaves, to the brown of frost-bit-
ten vegetation. When shaken from
the tree, they lie for a few moments
upon the ground as though they
were dead, but presently they begin
to crawl along towards the tree,
which they ascend again. They
rarely use their wings, although they
are pretty we'll supplied i'll this re-
spect.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1865-10-14
OLYMPIA wlsHNGTsy TERRITORY SATURDAY xsRyyG orosEg "a il

--~zr~-s SD Tt@ 1xu. rza zn--a
fss anszzss tsc~s.. 1@& 49, ~ sa.r
ss-s@r-- es- h~t f2u~ F@s~@r- ~ -v-
cssrrsx kr-a 80 r1s~r- tzF~. nG--
81 ss-ne-d 80 { - wzf,-k wss.-
Cas.4s-l tspwsE. s1e e,-nsi2-.a~ =
me fr4l-. - ezr sss1 u~z: sAses8 o.
se~ wAar kSs frl<hf~aes ne bs.-s-
masiVe- A .ta-Ss fsss2 the Tzrfv
that >.1;sse ike az IN stsre tsr rhesa
he resnrlss-i 60 the cars with >~na-
tsr Chardis-rs nat. wbseh had t-eea
blown of aud ieft on the track dor
ing the outward vovre- The mule
MAS not used to such strange sight
and nearly caased an accident to
the passengers.
The party soon emerged into the
light of open day aud congratulated
each other on the success of the trip.
disrobed. and pu, on their usual ha-
bilimcnts.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1865-10-14

Az Arrnrrrxs Srosr SroEIxp--
S<rx<sns Hum,ssea. wbo IL wxs sup
pn<~,i exy.irsi o. fke fesd ef G<<sy~
hzrr-xhe wss the hero of the oel~-
h-.s~d ss~<rysA-urx Pssaes>p&A Il .
vsrv Sn< v-s<@ ~ Js@~s g. C.rx-
,wS 81 snazza<rnas< s6-<xlng nrw>
pxpe~ sr-ei~*-x~srus - kaa sz'zss
sna kxuIls. - PwrrSrs<. Cs<-xrx@<ss
rswm~w. r~~n~xs~.ssz rsrx~-tv. hzv-
s-x h~~m cs~x.~4 - % os~~n
Ts~s- l<w~~ - Frsssn<r N s~e ~<
rh< sosxAmrs prsmn - ss4 sxs
ue<sv s~s~usa 1hs G~Gv~hw-x
s.cst~rr - unk q ~ ~ -
ss~mms<-~<. - s~kmusnsny - xas-
Asw~
A k~fv p..s~x r~~ - 6<s-v~-
sm-x x~a< szS~- - Asers~ &~u~ws~wx
- ES~s~~ x.~x ~ . sns&~<- wss
~ sppw~~ev ssy~~k w<x - -
u~ -uuuk R@ - @uulnR.w ke~-
- sasx x~1ey s~sx n - o1nus~f
A~-x - sA~x knEzs rhn46~un~ 80
Sm~~k suw - hm1x nAw axk~~~s~ss
- s~rx=1 ~ ~ - ess< 10
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1865-10-14


A Graceful SURKENDER.-Col.
Grace. of Arkansas, made a speech
at Memphis lately, in which he said :
" / am the man who drew up the
ordnance of secession in the Legisla.
ture of Arkansas l have been in
the field fighting against the Union
for four years but now / am con-
quered aud " hiped man. Laugh
teri AS was gallant in going out
to fight, l now propose to he gallant
in surrendering, and submitting to
the arms OF the Government. Let
us have respect for the Government
that we cannot whip. Laughter.
l have no contempt for Federal au,
thoritv now, If | ever had. do not
think there is Il manly bosom in the
South bnt has II higher respect for
Northern galantry than when he
went into the fight. The authorities
tell us to come back and reconstruct
the Union, that they will give us
honorable terms. Do YOU think that
people as brave as the North are that
they are going to risk their repnta-
tion in war to turn around after
we have dispersed our armies and
give us ANYTHING but honorable
terms? There may be some men
in the North who may think that
the South had hand in the death
of our amented President, but 1 do
know that the people Of the South
mourn over his death, and focl that
they have lost a friead. When 1
had an interview with the President,
his heart seemed to be overhowing
with love toward the Southern peo.
nle.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1865-10-14
WOMAN IN PARGUAY.-Everybody

WOMAN IN PARGUAY.-Everybody
smokes in Paraguay, and nearl3
every female above thirteen ye:rs
of age chews. We are wrong. They
do not chew, but put the tobacco in
their mouths, keep it there con-
stantly except when eating, and in.
stead of chewing roll it about with
their tongue and suck it. Only i'm
agine yourself about to salute the
rich red lips Of q magnificent little
Hebe, arrayed in satin and flashing
with diamonds. She pnts you back
with one delicate hand, while with
the fair taper fingers Of the other
she draws from her mouth a brown
ish- black roll :f tobacco, quite two
inches long, looking like Il monstrous
grub, anddepositing the savory NOR.
sci on the rim ofyour sombrero. puts
up her face, andis ready for your sa.
lutte. We have sometimes seen un
over delicate foreigner turn with a
shudder ofloathing under such cir.
cumstances, aud get The cpitlet of
ei sarae (the savage) applied to him
by the offended beauty for this SEN
sitive squeamishness. However.
one soon gets used To this in Para
quay. where you are, PER f,rce of
custom. obliged ~ kiss every lady
YOU are introInced ,o: and one-l.aif
roa meet are really tempting enough
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HUMoR AND SARcAsM.-It is no.

HUMoR AND SARcAsM.-It is not
everybody who knows where to
Joke, or when, or how; and who
ever ia ignorant of these conditions
had better not joke at all. A gentle
man never attemps to be humorous
ut the expense of people with whom
he is but slightly acquainted. He
would us soon board ut their cost or
request them to frank him at their
taiiors. In fact. it is neither good
manners nor wise policyt' joke at
anybody exp ense that is to say, to
make anybody uncomfortable merely
to raise laugh. Old Esop, who
was doubtless the subject of many
jibe on occount of his bumped back.
tells the whole story in his fable of
"The Boys-and the Frogs" What
was Jolly for the youngsters was
death for the croakers. A jest may
cut deeper than curse. Some men
are so constituted that they cannot
take even a friendly joke in good
part, and instead of repaying it in
the same light coin, will requite it
with contumely and insult. Never
banter one of this class, for he will
brood over your badinage long after
you have forgotten it, and it is not
prudent to incur any ones enmity
FIR the sake Of uttering . smart double
eNteadre or a tart repartee. RidicnIe
at best. is q perilous weapon. Satire
however. when levelsd At social fol-
lies and political evils, is not only
legitimate. bot ccmmewdable. II
has shamed down more absses than
were ever abolished By force u slog'c-
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.r~ inksswed TIA: the knigy ef shs
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coxz~sSersA,ay h<nekr~d psrssisrsy
bv the sale af rtsosogrxF.&s. thF0sgh
the great F1a&ies,y gIvea 90 the e.
fe<sing inesdest- Il not the Ser
geant unxise % reiipGzish - es-
vioas fame snd spoil sach . teseh-
ing story by rseucsise 70 tbis Els?
Precisely bow much Of fact OF
mistake and Of humbug are mixed
up with the whole affair we are 1t
present unable TO determiue.-Bal-
more American.