Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1865-04-08
Origin of Secession.

Both Secession and Notification orgi-
mated in New England. During the war
Of 1912 Connecticut and Massacbusett,
Governors, elected for the purpose by the
people refused 10 give the aid of the mill.
tia Of their State to the national cause
In 1914 delegates from all the States met
at Hartford to plan movement to take
New England out of the Union. Upon
the statute book Of every State are laws
10 nalllfy the provisions, not merely of the
acts Of Congress, but Of the Constitution.
Up to this day-in its application to her
self-New Eng and resists the doctrine of
the right Of the majority to rule, and is as
greedy for laws con!erring peculiar advan.
tages upon herself as she is inimical to
such as may operate to the profit of any
other section of the country. Equally in
tolerant and insubordipate ,se dsh and con.
cei.cd, her ideas and her own intercsts-
in the advocacy of both of which she has
been equally fierce and fanatical-haye on
several previous occasions nearly plunged
the country into the horrors of civil con.
tenlion. And now that she has succeeded
how that the land is tortured in every
nerve and bleeding at every pore, New
England, safe from invasion, happy in the
mischief she has begotten, and pleased to
the very soul at the sight OF the b. ptism
of blood which she invoked and inausura.
ted, enjoys the favors OF the Government, G
and grows rich out of the nissriss Of ,he
people.
ssS- A man lately went to the Fost OF.
aee, and putting his nose close to tho de.
livery box cried out, "Louasr The
clerk, supposing the man t, be deaf, aad
that he was requesting Liu to speak .ou-
der, so that be could hes7. asssa bin in
loud tona the name e. ne ou~ry whom
be wanted the letter. .5 criei
the man. "What nam I'D the
clerk. "Louder " again ed LIE man.
who now supposed the cl-r1 3. be DEAF
The clerk took loud t7eoth ,.a with all
his might again beloved outin the mans
face the same question, "What manner"
This was done in so loud tone that the
ecno seemed to return from the far off
hill The maa startla back in alarm,
shouting to the very top o. his big lungs,
Louder, sir, Louder L told you Louder
my name is nothing else !"
Not bad story is now going the rounds
of Paris. A small German baron had 90.
casion, as it seems, to see Baron Roths.
child Of Frankfort The great fuancier
was writing away for very life when Baron
y was announced. He did not even lift
bis eyes, bat said, Take chair, Sir
The baron, with true German touchiness
about titles, said, "Sr, indeed /! think
NJ lie Baron did not hear my name. am
a baron the Baron X" "Ah "a thous.
and pardons!" said the banker, still writ,
ing, "you are a baron. Take two chairs,
then, if you will be SO kind, and wait till
| have finished this letter.
The monster General Paine, who pcrpc-
trated such onormitcs in Kentucky, to the
everlasting disgrace of military courts and
military law, basi been acquitted by the
court military having his case in charge,
When such demons are allowed 10 90 scot
free,old satan himself would find it an easy
matter to pass uupunshed through the or.
deal OF military commission-provided,
always, that bis "loyalty" was orthodox.
as it is almost universally conceded to be.
Tommy, my son, what are you going
' to do with that club :"
"SeDd it to the editor Of course"
"But what are you going to send it to
the editor for 2"
"Cause he says if anybody will send
him club he will send them q copy Of
his paper"
The mother came pretty near faintng
but retained consciousness enough to ask;
but Tommy dear what do you suppose
he wants with club 7"
"WclI | don't know replied the hope.
lul urchin, unless it's to knock down sub
scribcrs as don't pay for their pqper,"
81 am like BALKAN" said dandy, on
meeting pretty girl in narrow passage.
"stOppod by an angel IS. -n I, ~ aid
she, "for | am accostod by az as..'
r Ia When Dr., J0la-ol asked the wid.
/ ow Porter to be his V v. ao .-.t a,. can.
l didly that he was u a.... ..r...,u. hat
he had no money, ou5 .ass he'd lad an
uncle banged, Tho r.r .s~.sa hat
. she cared nothing for a. aa.-. .Aat