The Nashville daily union. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1862-1866, 1865-12-14

kissing must be an interesting pastime
indeed when scientifically ibdulgrd, as
prescribed below. As for Us, when lucky
enough 90 catch a kiss, In the passion %
secur, it, we have never stopped @ argue
from q scientific stand point. lu our eager
ness, doubtless We have failed "i5 extract
bliss from lovely lips'-a loss we have Just
come 10 realize. Nothing daunJei By ill-
success heret0ioE-, We propose 90 figure for
the "bliss" contained In q kiss iu future,
provided, 0l course, We can md "bIiss-
iul' lass % second US. Having advertised
ourself first, we now append the science
for the benefit Of our lady and gentleman
fricnds II shall not be our faut if au DO
not get the full complement Of 'fbIiss' in
future.
"People will kiss, yet not one in hun
dred knows how 90 extract bliss from lovely
lips, no more than they SNOW how to make
diamonds from charcoal. And yet it is
easy, az least for us This little item i5
not alone Tor Young beginners, but for the
many who 90 20 i like hunting coous or
shellmg corn. First know whom you are
to kiss. Don't make mistake although
q mistake may be good. Don't jump mp
Ike q trout for q fly, and smack D woman
on the neck, on the esr, on the corner OF The
forehead, on the end Of her nose, or stop
over on her waterfall, OF bonnet ribbon, iu
haste 20 get through.
"The gentleman should be a little the
tallest. BE should have clean face, kind
eye, a mouth fun Of expression, instead Of
tobacco. Don't kiss everybody, including
nasty little dogs, male o. female. Don't sit
down 20 10 stand up. Need not BE- anxious
TO get in a crowd. Two pers0us are plenty
20 corner and catch a kiss. More persons
spoil the sport. Stand firm. It won Z hurt
any after YOU are used % it, Take the left
hand Of the lady n your right hand. Let
your hat go to-nuy place out OF the way
Throw the lef. hand gently over the sh0ul-
der Of the lady, and let the hand fall down
upon the right side towards the belt Don't
be in q hurry. Draw her gently. lovingly
10 your heart. Her head viii fan lightly
upon your shoulder, and handsome shoul-
der-strap il makes. Don't be in q hurry 8
send a little life down your u ann, and let
il know its business. Her left hand is in
your right LIT there be expression -
that--not ike the gr p 9f vice, but geu-
tie clap. full Of electricity, thought, aud re-
spect. Don't be IN hurry. Her head lies
carelessly on your shoulder. You are near
ly heart % heart Look down into her half
closed eyes Gently vet manflily press her
% your bosom Stand firm. ana Provl-
dence viii give you strength for the ordeal.
Be brave, but don't be u a hurry. Her
lips almost open Lean gently r rWard, 4,
with your head, not the body. Take good
aim the lips meet; the eyes close the
heart opens; the soul rides the storm, tr0u-
bles and sorr0ws Of life don't De In hurry j;
Heaven opens before you the world shoots
from under your feet o. meteor dashes
across the evening sky don't b. aifaidli the
nerves dance before the just erected sliar oil
love as zephyys dance with the dew q. mined
flowers, the heart iorgets its bitterness, and
The art Of kissing is learned No noise, no
fuss, DO huttsring and squirmng Ike book
impaled worm Kissing dent hurt Il
does not require q brass band t0 make ID
legal Dou't job down % q beautifll mouth
as If spearing FOR frogsl Don't grab and
yauk the lady as If she were D struggling
colt Don't muss her hair, scratch down
her collar, bite her cheek, squizrle her rich
ribbons, and leave her unused, rumpled and
mutamu1edi Dou't favor your kisses y.ith
onions, tobacco, gin cook tails, lager beer,
brandy, etc, fur a maudln k.ss j worse
than the iteh O. q delicate, loving, sensible
womsu.
There, nov, is our recipe, free, gratis. for
nothing. Try t.