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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
" The Inst Ditch"

The rebels four years ago, set out for Eutopla
They were going to overthrow the Government,
cut off New England, conquer Cuba and Mexico,
extend slavery around the Gnf, and rule the
world
They find themselves instead, in a dilemma
Out OF Missouri, out of Kentucky, out of Tennes-
see, out of Arkansas, ont of Georgia, out of mon
ey. out at elbows. out of friends ont Of food,
and out of wind.
They supposed JEFF. Davis hero but they
declare him They are sorry They ought
to reflect that it is only because he was ass
that he could lead them into rebellion. In a
drove of asses nothing but length ofears can dis
tinguish the leader from the followers. They are
indebted for his leadership to the very quality
they condemn. They are sorry that IN separating
they didn rccite their grievances. They cannot
think why it was and propose now to recite in
stead the grievances suffered since the war
We IL tell them why. 1t was for the same reason
the school boy failed to recite his lesson, because
he did not know it. He might just rs well lalege
rs his excuse the whipping he got in consequence
as for the rebels to plead the despotic effect OF
the justification for entering into it.
They got up the rebellion to sustain slavery.
Now they propose TO abolish slavery to sustain
the rebellion. This is like the Paddy who thought
to climb to the moon by planting one ladder
above another. tBut what would You do when
Won had no more ladders ?' Borrow the under
one" he replied.
They began the fght for slavery, free trade,
State rights, and independence. Instead of free
trade they have had blockade JEFF. Davis has
crushed out State rights. They are now abolish
ing slavery and ready to sacrifice their inde-
pcndcncc TO Great Britain and France for protec-
ton as provincial dependencies. Having lost
about all they set ont to fight for they arc trying
to work themselves into fury of 9 hatred to the
Yankees, and keep mp fight on that But the
game is impossible. To the extent they are whip
ped they are compelled to admire us. They may
keep on making mouths out of doors, but not
when under the eye of their schoolmaster. In
no single conflict have the - chvalry stood
doggedly to be shot down in their tracks when
they had made up their minds that the battle was
decided That is now the - situation of the
entire rebellion. Chicago Tri6uAe.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

Publishing IycoMEs.-Thc publication Of in
ternal revenue taxes has caused considerable talk,
some OF the papers publishing with apologies and
excuses others with sharp criticism, and some
declining out of policy. As we have published
a local list we copy the following from the New
York Tribune the subject, which meets our
mind. The Tribune says " So long as the in-
satisfied that it is best for all who are honestly
concerned therein that there should be no resric-
ton on giving publicity TO the items. We have
not the slightest objection to any one or more as
certaiang how much income return and judi
ging whether that return is full and fair, roth
erwise. FIVE have not returned enough, let COM
plant be duly made and correction enforced
And how can this be if the lists are to be shrou-
ded in secrecy? Why shun the light, IF there be
nothing that breads il? If there be men (or wo-
menl who wish to pass for rich when they arc
not or live in state on the plundcr of their cred
itors and tradesmen, why not expose them ?
And if there be men living at the rate of five to
ten thousand Il year, who swear their incomes
down to 81 900 to 81 500, why not let the word
see and scorn their unpatriotic knavcry? We
regard any income tax peculiarly onerous, and
only to be justified by the sternest necessity
Bat so long rs one is imposed, let it DC fairly as
sessed and paid. We know that this will not be
if the returns are to be kept secret. We know
that some have returned and paid tax on incomes
of s.. 900 and $40 900 who actually less veal
thy than others who have returned few hun
dred. and even no incomes at all. We want
this straightened; and publishing the returns viii
help-so we go for it.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
A Voice OF the Loyal North.
NATIONAL PAST, JANUARY 1, 1861.
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BY OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES.

We sing "Our Couniry's" song tonight
With saddencd voice and eye;
Her banner droops in clouded light
Beneath the wintry sky.
Well pledge her once in golden vino
Before her stars have set:
Though dim one redlening orb may shine,
We have Country yet.
Twere vain 10 sigh DER errors past,
The hult Of sires or sons:
Our soldier heard the threatening blast,
And spiked his useless guns;
He saw the star-wrcathed ensign fall,
By mad invaders torn:
lie saw il from the FASHIONED wall
That laughed their rage 10 scorn'
What though their angry cry is iluug
Across III. bowling wave
They smitc the air with i'm; tongue
The gathering storm who brave;
Enough of speech the trumpet rings;
BE silent, patient. CALM
Con HELP THEM If THE rEMREsT SWINGS
tbs FINE AGAINST rI2 PALM!
Our toilsomc years have made US tame;
Our strength has slept unfclt;
The furnace-hre is slow IN flame
That bids plough7hare- melt:
'Tis hard to lose the bread they win
In spite of Natures frowns-
To drop the iron threads w%spin
That weave our web Of towns.
To sec the rusilne turbines stand
Before the cinptied fumc9.
To fold the arms that flood the land
With rivers from their looms
But harder still for those who learn
The truth forgot 50 long;
when once their slunhering passions ourn.
The peaceful are the strong
The Lord have mercy On the weak,
And calm their trenzied ire,
And save our brothers ere they shrek.
We PLAYED WITH NORTHERN FIRE.
The eagle held his mountain hight
The tiger pace his deu,
Give all their country, each his right.
God help Us all AMEN!
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
Weaveryille, Saturday, March II, 1868
a G. T. N T $.

L. P FISHER 111ls Washington street. (up stars eln
Professionally opposite Maguires Opera House'-s our
only authorized Agent in that city
L. X. PHlPPS Sd street. between and is auticrizeu
10 and receipt for advertisements and subscriptions
for this paper at Sacramento.
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receive subscriptions the JOURNAL in that secton and tnr
nish printed receipts.
Subscribers Douglas City will receive our
printed receipts leaving the amounts due with kELToN
ktLLOGG our authorized agents.
At North Fork A. WATERS is authorized Agent.
AMOS SMITH, mailman, will transact all business pertain
this office at the several points below North Fork
CIAS YOSE il Agent for Trinity Center and vicinity
FREY RANTZAU Agents at Lewiston.
4. g. PRICE. Esq. and Justice GUSTAV TIIEDE are au-
thorze to receive and receipt o subscriptions to the JOUR
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

EXHIBITION OF FRENCH FRIENDSHIP. faris
correspondent of the New York 7iae' says those
who we're confidently expecting Sherman iaii-
ure were immensely disappointed at his success
The writer illustrates as follows:
"A little piece of comedy saw by accident a
few evenings ago on the Bouiesards, represents
the situation very well. Two high officers o'
the French army met and ~ they took each
others hands one said in a low tone of dtsap-
poiutment Well, Sherman has got safely
through e no : the only reply. and then
there came over the two men faces such an ex-
preston of astonishment, deceived hope and in
credulity as told plainly the nature Of thei'
thoughts and they stood full quarter OF min
ute. with hands grasped and in silence, separating
at last without any utterance. The event wa.
too hie 10 be attacked without reflection.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
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Bcing esirouS extending The influence Of their pnhca-
;hi- the Publishers Of NPAEs NAG'ISE
and WxEKIY will pay riictr ah'ntion to subscriptions
from the Pacific States. aul subscribers may rely upon the
pru,np, arrival of their Magazine, by mai.
The publishers have perfected system of mating by wc
they .,I supply prnHoiy to those
who prefer their periodicals directly from the Of
flee pf Publication.
The postage On ,RpERs N,6>RINE is 2 cents year. anl
be paid II the subscribers pi,t Office.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

Wu,r AZ EMPTY FLowER-Por MEAys.-There
is something ominous in the custom described IN
the following extract
The manner of advertising for a husband in
java is by placing an empty ilowcr-pot on the
portico roof which is much as to say y
young lady is in the house-husband wanted. "
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

wIDow's Girr.-Deshler, Treasurer Of the
Sherman Testimonial Fund, in q note to the Ohio
State Journal, says the first contribution after
General Grants was made by a widow iady who
she presented her S25, remarked that " as a
friend and neighbor, she was present at the birth
of Tecumseh Sherman and put upon him his
first Clothes 1A
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

M'eekly trinity Journal

Ag- County, Warranfs and Grssnbaeks taken at
their ruling value in payment for subscriptions to TINS
paper soldiers the Governmeat service the JorRh
will be furnished for Greenbacks at PAR
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

Arorr y.-The Richmond Erdminer in sar-
castle article on JEFF. says that unfortunately,
in Mexico, one day, he formed his regiment of
Mississppians into the shape of a V, and received
a charge of Mexicans, and by reason of that he
conceived himself indeed military genins. We
feel its effect to this day, and if to perish
the verdict of posterity VIII be Died of "
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

In di.el-. attacks tho liver i rctrll
cxtermnat ly this rarchiuE painless AMI irresistible
Bill reutcntS, billions pursln-. ant ali the
ordinary isnrcr, o the organ. Indicated by pain IN he
right side and betwocn the shoulders Nrlowncs1 If the
whites of the eyes. weakness and debility. &C. are relieved
aud removed hy the remedy with CELEBRITY which a>nhes
and their ircul. Let the -ck whom t2 fac
ultv have abandoned. with confidence to this powerful
anti bilious nnl restoration health and activity
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

CHAPMAN FAMILY.-From the Austin Nevada }
PeriYc we learn that this interesting family, aid
ed and assisted by Ed. Blake, formerly Of Wea-
veryillc-and the biggest fool that ever left
therc-are doing the dramatic in the Reese Riv
cr region We have to advise our brethren to
MAKE the Chapmans pay for all printing in ad-
vance. We believe they are more or less indebt-
ed 10 every country printing Office in California
and Oregon.-Stasia Courier.
We hope our Nevada brethren will profit by
the Couricrs advice. We know that old Chap
man won t pay for anything if he can help it ::
has owed us printing bill for seven years.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

THERE were Just three days difference in the
age reached by Daniel Webster and Edward Ev-
crett at the time of their respective deaths. The
former was seventy years, nine months and six
davs, the latter seventy years, nine months and
three days old.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

GoxE 70 Work AGLIy--The Dayton (Ohio)
Enpire contains the card of Clement l.. Fallan-
aipham. who announces that he g has resumed
the practice of law" We supposed that he had
been retained by jeff. Davis all the while.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

The expenses of the city of New York, with
about double the population of the State Of Cal
fornia. are fifteen and half millions annually
over five time the amount our State Govern
nent costs.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
PUxcH on THE PoPE's LErTER.-Thc following
re extracts from n late number of Punch:

are extracts from Il late NUMBER OF fhca:
1t is our painful duty to record a terrific expo
sion which has just occurred at the Vatican
This accident arose from want of caution on tho
part of the Pope and the College of Cardinals in
projecting Illuminating composition which they
had been some time engaged in preparing for the
demolition of all mod crn ideas. Almost before
the destructive mixture had left their hands, it
blew up with noise which was heard all over
Europe, and morally brought the venerable edi-
fee in which they were assembled about their
ears.
By telegram from the Eternal City we are in
formed that
The Pope has issued Dnil concmnin all moral religious
political having tendency hostile to the Catholic
Church.
This Bull is not tied by the tail. 1t has long
tethcr and extensive range, if, indeed, 1t IL
tied at all. Ifall the conclusions of philosophy,
science and craftsmanship are figured as crock
cries, the last great Bull, let loose among them
by his Holiness, may be pictured as the Pope 5
Bull in China shop.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

THE Reason. s.-Henry Ward Beecher's parish
toner's recently increased his salary from 81 500
10 Sl2. 500. They had heard that he was about
to receive "a call . from Charlestonians TO occu-
nv pulpit in that recently aholitionized city.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

SLAvERY-The curse of American civilization,
the cause of the war, the victim Of the war-is
now not only abolished by military necessity
hnt prohibited bv law w.-American Flag.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
DISORDERS OF THE STOMACH

Are the .f the cilics nillics Their ecc; ir
10 vntr all the fluids nf III" Lsiy and To- emi l~'ne
stream through ail the c1uuri- Of circulation. Now. what
the ils: They cleanse the bowels.
the liver bring tic relaxed "r IrIaied stomach in"
natural condition. and actin. thrn,l the >rcrotir" ot'
change the state o the sytein from
sickness health hy exercising simuft and whole
nm, all ill., nd fan
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

GHosTs.-Petroleum V. Nasby, pastor Of the
" Church of the Moo Dispcnsashun, thus theo-
rizes about ghosts and dreams
/ am no believer in costs and dreems or sech,
never wuz Eff the tirant Linkin (Which is
apel should draf me- and should be dragged
the tented field, unwiln marter, know kno
should much prefer meetin the gost NV rebel
sojer, which is shadder, than encounter In
flesh with a muskit and baynit, which is no
shaddcr.
Dreems is likewise unsubstanshal, and result
cases out NV 10 frum abuse nv the stumck
drecm but seldum. and wen do allus attribit
it eatin pound or more sassij or drinkin a
quart or more whiskey than really ncde. late
at mite, and never believed tina wuz profetic.
becoz don't allow that the seat of profesy 10
located in the stumick. These is my theory w
costs and drecms and scch.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

The Printers DoLLARs.-7The printers dol
lars Where are they? \ dollar here and dol
lar there. scattered over numerous small towns,
over the country-mies apart-how shall they
he gathered together? The type founder, the
papcr-maker, the journey-man and the compos-
itor. the grocer. the tailor and almost everybody
else, have their demands, hardly ever so small
as a single dollar upon the printers. But the
mites from here and there must be diligently
gathered aud patiently boarded the where
with to discharge the large bills will never be-
come bulky We imagine that the printer will
have to get up an address to his scattered dollars
something like The following:
- Dollars. halves, quarters, dimes and all man
ner OF fractions into which We are divided collect
Yourselves and come home You are wanted,
for combinations Of all sorts of men, that help
the printcrto become proprietor, gather in good
force aa,i demand such good reasons for your p
pcaraucc at his table, that nothing but sight
at vou will appcasc them. Collect yourselves,
for valuable as YOU are in the aggregate. singly
you will never pay the cost of gathering. Come
in here in single file. that the printer may form
yop into battalion and send you forth again to
battle for him and vindccate his credit.
Reader, are YOU sure you haynt some of the
printers dollars sticking about your clothes.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
administrators Notice.
Estate of JOHN HULME, deceased: ::

Estate Of JOHN HUbME, deceased :
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVES By THE IN
Y dersigned Administrators of the Estate OF
said deceased to the creditors OF and all persons
having claims against said Estate. 10 exhibit the
same with the necessary vouchers. within len
months from the first publication of this notice,
to said Administrators, or te John c. Burch, at
turncy for said estate, at his Office in Weaver
vile, and if not presented as aforesaid they will
be forever barred February 30, 1863.
GEO. HUME. ,,
14i JOHN Y. WENS. " 80
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11

THE Cry OF SIN.--A true patriot says that if
he were sherman, he would employ all the con-
trabands in South Carolina to pull down Charles
ton one stone after another. and to pile them
up in one vast heap to stand forever as monu-
mental witness of thataccursedc city destruction.
He would commit every fiber of wood to the
flames every inch Of its thrce-damned soil to the
desoating chemistry of salt.-fotsom Telegraph.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
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SrAattlxG AyD TERRlBLE.-Thc Virginia Union
thus dishes up dispatches received in that city
BY the reliable Scccsh grapevine telegraph
Yesterday from o'clock until late in the
evening Il rumor was in general circulation that
Leo and Beaurepar1 had crushed sherman. II
appears tha: Sherman had encampcd his army in
valley 1a the bald peak of mountain. in 4
dense forest and that Lee and Beauregard sur
lrise,l him while his pckets sleeping, after
the fatigue OF 4 hearty supper upon turkeys,
chickens and such like food. Lee struck him
Oh the right and Beaurcgnrd on the left. They
opcRed upon sherman with 50, 600 cannon. The
contest was desperate, and the carnage terrible.
Blood flowed in such streams to swell the
James river to a hight that allowed the approach
Of our gunhoats near the scene. But it ayailed
lis nothing sherman : grand army was crushed
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After this achievement, Beaurcgard marched tri-
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built all that portion ofthc city that had recently
been destroyed by fire. This something like
il. was what was rushing around town yesterday
rs report received by telegraph-ot the grape
vine spccies.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-03-11
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