The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1865-07-28

The Nasty Papers. a
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Mr.. Nasty Meets q RsesastsuetiA 1euth-
era shivslzy, and - oe.Aaeasss.
SAnrs Resi-, (which is in the Stait nv /
New Gsrsy), July ~, 1855. ! 4
hev bin in Washinton, and while Their /
Voc ineerdoost 10 Gineraf Marion Sumpter
Fitzhoo Gusher, nv Mississippi. wus anxi-
Gus meet with Representative Dimekrat
NV the South, 2 interchange views, to hev
soothfn condolences to unbuzzum, becoz for
the past veers the Dimekratik party hez bin
trooly seckunai, and the seckun it has okke-
pied is not the identikle seckshin onto which
the orfses is lokatid. and only by perfect
union with our wunst- loved brethren NV the
South, ken we ever git onto trooly Nashnal
ground.
'Gineral Gusher is true gentleman Of the
raal Suthern school. He puts C. S. A. arter
his name, onto the hotel register, and his
rings, buzzum pin, and the head nv his cane,
is all made NV the mizable Yankee soldiers
who fell at at Bull Run-he seq by his own
hand and it must be so, for who ever knode
a suthern man to boast vaingloriously We
met and embraced, weepin perioosely.
"Alass p sobbed the Gineral, swat a mite
mare hez obskoord our respective vishuns
for the parst four years. Iwuz aluz Union
man, alluz alluz alluzl The old flag !
loved with more nor parental afecshun-to
me it wuz more nor life ~
"Why, then, Ajacks' sobbed l, tdid you
raise your parrisidle hand agin it ~
"Why2 my beloved. Because MY STAT
secesht, and | was carried along by torrent
nv public opinion which Good not stem, and
went with hur. But its all over. We huv
awoke, and I'm here in the capital of my be-
loved country, under the shadder NV that glo-
rious flag which is the pride NV Americans
and the terror of all weak nashens which hez
and resoom the citizenship laid OFF, and agin
run the Guvment for its own honor and
glory" =
6 Hev 700 pardon?' seq l. "Methinks
wunst paper recent my humble village, wich
is unanimously Dimekratik-(it cum around a
package of goods from Moo Y rk and in that
paper | saw your name, eZ wun nv the orr
sers who killed the niggers at Fort Piller.
Am l rite ~
''You air. I'm gushin child NV nachur
I'm enthusiastic. Labrin under the same
deloosion that secesht us, bleevd at that
time that wuz dom good thing in KILN
them property Nv ours that Linken he'd shovd
bloc kotes onto. hev no apologies to offer
- ALI now within businessmen.
g and | speek for thousands NV the shiv-
elrous suns NV the South who would like a
good square meal wunst more, am willin to
be consolidated. The oppertoonity is now
offered the Government to consulate US. We
are returnln prodyge sons-kill your fattid
yeel and bring out your gold rings and sch
We ask condishins-we shell insist on terms,
but we air disposed To be reasonable. We
are wiilin TO acknowledge the soopremacv NV
the Government, but there must DO no humili-
ashen. proud, high-spirted people like
us uns, won't stand tho sir, We cannot.
Their must be no hangin, no confsticashen,
no disfranchisin. We are wllin to step back
jest as we slept out, resoomin our old status,
trustin to lnglneern to get suchuther pints ez
air not here enoomeratid. Without them
condishns the Union wood not be won nv
hardwood be holler moekery Wat we are
goin for is a union foundid on luv. wich il
stronger and solder than muskits. Harris is
trumps-let the platform be harts and all is
WE'LL
8. But, Gineral,' seq /, in all this wat do
700 perpose fer us Northern Dimocratsy'
" Towords them our bowls melt with Inv.
We forgiv 700. Eff 700 kin take the old atti-
TODD well and good-ef NOT
Hold SEE |. "don't thret. A genooine
Northern Dimekrat wants but little here be-
low, but wants that little long. Give him a
small post offs, niger driver to look up to,
and Niger to look down to, and he is 500
preemly happy. Eff a angle in glory wnz to
offer trade places with him, harp, crown
and all, he would ask Odds
q Wv course them positions VOC kin hey
we don't want EN-. All we ask is to make
the platforms and hev Size offises ez bawtv
heightened men kin afford to take. and VOC
uns kin hev the rest
" But wun thing must be understood. The
scenes nv the Charleston Convensbun mnst
never be re-enactid-there must be no moro
Duggissis. Under the new dispensashun VOC
dance whenever we fiddle, askin no questions,
The Suthern. hart must never agin be fred
1t wood consume itself
" Ez soon ez l hev took. the oath, shell
immegitiy go hum and run for Congris-see
to IT that zee hev enuff Dimocrats Their that we.
jintly, kin control things Wv coarse. in q
umon OF luv, there must be equality. Lin.
kln's war debt must never be paid onless
ourn ls-his hirelins must never be pensioned
unless our patriots is. Wat a deliteful snec
tacle! Men who, yesterday, was a goppin
each other onto the field of battle, to day is
drawn pensions amicably from the same
treasury. The eagle would hop his wings
with JOY, and angels wood excaim: 'Bully.
l am disabled from wounds received on the
libral' - 90
TO home, my friend, and marshel fer the
CONNECT. Tell your central commits to col.
iect expense mummy, and and Ginral For.
ist, and kernal Moseby, and Champ Fergu-
son, and Dick Turner and Borepard. and
perhaps that noble hero, take OFF your hat
while pernounce his gellorious namel Gin.
raj Robert L. Lee, will cum up and stump the
North for your tickets. / hev dun. POI
Noble man. thot |, ez he stalkt IMAGES. |
hcally away, taken, in abstraetin manner.
my new hat and umbreller, leevin his old |
wuns who coodn't foller thee. and SIGH az
thee, forever and forever?,
PETRoAEuM V. Massey,
Aaa, raster NV the Church NV the Moo DISPENSE