The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1865-09-16
The next individual who sought an a udience
no n fierce look inn gentleman Wild wore a

The nextiudividual who sought an a udience
was a fierce looking gentleman who wore a
tall hat, vulgary called plug, which sat
back at an angle of iorty-6ve degrees. This
candidate stated tdfthe fair fortune teller, that
size behed an object Of deep despair, This
darling had !" sourcd' on him. aud now the
world, which was once bright AID and beauti-
full. seemed darkness and desolati bn; his
heart had been split wide open; Was the re
any help for him a?
ANY heart bleeds for you," replied the
tender hearted female. "What IA pity it is
that You cannot get some little bradf, which,
F.; if tackled properly into that heart, would Ger.
rainly bring music to your household; how
ever as you have deceived me, proclaim
that from now hent eiorh your nose shall be
| held to the grndstone.'
| The next advent was a tai! yonnE gentle
man, who exhibited more than girls ooyne.s
| AS he approached. Fear not sad the
! gifted woman, as she took his hand and gaz-
ed nquirirgly into his dewy eyes; your ad-
sentuTrs among the savages of fhd far west
while Foppins, should have stim hated in
stead of DIMINISHING vour courage Howev-
/ er. you must not let that sad mislor une prey
so deeply upon your mind. as your attorney
| +. +. b., is toiling day and night for the ex-
/ press purpose of recovering tiose c}on skins,
/ when the hight of your ambition vi III be at
tanned, which seems to be, to nj AXE your
| beloved presen! Of set OF furs-rby advice
! to you is, to bask in the sunshine of young
! ladies' society, and insure your SIX ms in the
- La Sale Co. Mutual, shur malt liquors, as
| lager beer will make you bilious, while your
worst enemy is PoTter.
| At this junction clique Of Terps ichorean
worshipers arrived under the mana cement OF
! oil ftun -tn nmp MT orr v
ordered the Gypsy to forthwith proceed and
/ tell their fortunes
| Where do you i've p she inquired. NO
where, was It'd response. . Your looks cor
respond admira ply with your repF," quoth
| SHE, land advise you all to engage to Bar
/ mum at once Your recent success IN singing
/ dramatic company ont of Ottawa will in
/ sure YOU an engagement from that gentle
man just at this time"
/ There were now bat two candidates left,
: one of them = dash.ug Light Artillerymau'
. occasionally to be seen ON the street mounted
/ on :. milk white stced lie other was a large.
| fair cotnplec.ionei, prominent featured, un-
ua,ured youth, who Days no Internal
/ Revenue tax
! The former the Gipsv advi,e to start
! early whenever he wished to engage a Young
| lady's company To surprise IN the country,
/ and he would not fHd them all engaged.
/ She also told him that a certain Miss had
concluded not 10 Jeiiere that little bit of pri>
7 racy he had told her. That ne secoEd
/ fal.taf, exc pt the proportions, although
! success would crown his efforts as soon as he
/ could make mp ms mind 10 talk sweet to one
! instead Of oil. She conside red him a harm
/ less young gentleman, who had made the Ian
guage of flowers a specially. As flowers
were uanv aud var cgated In their natures, so
I were Young nIaiden.. and II was 10 him an
inuOc. nj pastIme To study the gentle influences
upon different natures, the power of poetry
AID he weaving to Eeiher Of glltiering periods.
! Ia regard To the unmatured youth. the for
! tune teller informed him that his cheek"
would carry him through the world, if he wa,
! well shOreJ-4nd stated emphatically. that
| tae maturity OF the fruit would be equal 10
the promise Of the blossom.
That he Was up 10 his ears in love, but the
! impctuo>!ty Of hts nature would bring him TO
grie. TIE .iol OF his heart would accept
hI,.i. bat the conquest would excite his
youthful natare to such pitch Their wou!d
lac great danger o. his bioteiaJ the matter
about Town. which II he did. a billet dou &
through the i. .. would Inform HIN tina. his
room vas preferable 10 lis company. The
Young man was evidently much Impressed,
his eyes dropped, his mouth clo -. aud
,hrusting his hands deeply into hi trow>erz
pockets, syrrowiuiiy weEdcd his " by home
ward. CHIP.