The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1865-10-26
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Moo GERsEY, Aug. 1lth, 1865.
The contemplashun NV the nigger, hez
IN time past, given me a CRATE deel oV
trouble. Niger hez to me bin inku
bus, nitemare. | never Good see why
the species wuz created, never Good un-
derstand why they wuz put onto the face
ov the earth, any more than toads or nth
er disgustin objects. But last mite lite
bust onto me-I seed it all !
| was low spirited and deprest. jeff.
Davis piuin in a loathsome dungun-
the English capitalists a mournin for their
cotton bonds and refusin to be comforted
because the Confederacy is not-Mrs.
Surat dangling in the air, Military
Courts plenty and habis corpusis skarce,
the loosenis with which people put ther
mummy into 7-2O's--the solgers returnin
and goin for constooahnel dimekrats, and
the ginral generalization NV Dimocrisy,
all conspired to give me the horrors, and
to add to my distress, the jug wuz out !!
To avoid madnis, | took up the Bible 0
board with Justis Nv the Peace who hez
| to keep one to sware witnesses on, and
happened to open at the 9Th chapter Nv
Jennysis. Yoo know all about that bles-
sid chapter
| Noer, after that the water went down,
cum down from Aryrat, went to farmin
and plantin grapes extensive. l dey he
took nip too much, and laid down With
insufficient clothin onto him. His End
son Ham seed him in that phyx, and
when Noer awoke, while his hair wuz still
pullln, he Gust him and his posturity, and
sed they should be servants forever
Ham, (Which in the origenal Hebru sig
nifies the hind quarter ov hogg, wus
the father of the Afrikins, and they hev
bin slaves every sense.
seed lite wunst--I realised thee
importense Nv the niggro. Hee is the
connectin lynx inn the chane Nv sircum-
stanses which led too the formashen ov
the Demekratick parte--he hez kept the
blessid ole mashene runnin 2 this da.
Observ
Whiske, or wine, wich is the same thing
maid Nour tite.
Ham seed Noer ineburated.
Noer Gust Ham, wich tirned him inter
nygger and a survant.
That the skripters mite bee fulfilled,
the children Nv Ham was brot to Ameri-
ka to servance hear.
Wikkid men sit themselves agin the
skripters, and tried to make men Nv the
niggers.
The Dimekratic party ariz fer the pur
pus w keepin the nigger down, and that
delightful bizzines has given them en-
ployment for morn 80 years.
Ez shet the book could not help re-
markin, in the words of the sammist,
"Good Lord upon wat slendur threds
Hang everlastin things"
Sposin Noer, instid of plantin grapes,
had gon to practisin law, or into the gro
Gerry biznis, or buyin prodoose on COM
mishn, or putin up patent medicne-he
woodnt got inebriated, he woodent hev
Gust Ham. Ham woodent have turned
black, there woodnt hev bin no niggers,
no Ablishnists, and consequently, no Dim
ekrats.
Or, sposin all Nv Hams children had
takn the diptheria, and died-the same
result wood hev follered.
Whisky maid Niger, Niger made
Dimocrisy. TAX away Whisky q Niger,
and Dimocrisy woodent be ov no more ak
kount than a ] armed man at raisin.
Whisky Niger !Dimocrisy Oh sa-
worry trinity!
We don't none Nv us read the skripters
enuf.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Lait Paster ov the Church Nv the Moo
Dispensashen.