The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1865-08-17
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NJ. nv Noo Gery). July, Il, 1855. )
Dresns b beeomin the most common
est recreasioa hsv. don't kno
whether these drsems is the sperit ,
prophecy, sugar coated with. sleep, {
whether they are sooperindoost by III
Ieglar three quarters Nv apound Nv trip
! eat at about III p, IN, but drsems
hev.
Last mite dreemed that he'd bridge,
time, and wuz set ahed about min,
months, which time brings forth event!
in polIysiks e. vel es in other things too
tejus to menshun.
Methot the south he'd bin coDsillya.ed
and RECONSTRUCTED, and he'd cum back into
the sisterheod Nv states, ez sisters GIN
rally cum back sitter quarrel. South
Carliny wuz represented in the house BY
Gioral Svashsr, and al the Rhe,ts, ct
setry, and Missippy by . dozen or 2
Kernels and Ginrals, for that staff sent
none to Congress ceptin its heroes.
Gefson Davis wuz q candidate, but heyin
sed, in his zee! for rspudiashun, that he
wuz for repud;atin oil debts, his consti
tooency wuz afraid that he mite mcleod
the Conssdrit war debt, so they detected
him. aud elec.id Ginr.l McGouium, who
held that the Fedral war deb. wuz un-
eons.ooshnsl, add must be repudistid
willis the Confedr,cy's ought to be paid
ez consIsistory measure. The ginooine
Dimocrisy Nv the North he'd sIectid
enuff members to give the South control
Nv Congris.
In my dreem l wuz seatid in the Gal
lery Nv the House. A member from Moo
York WIZ interdoosin bill sppropriatin
sum Nv money for the purpose Nv e.ec.
tin a monument to the memry wv the
Union sojiers who fell at Gettysburg
No soouer he'd the fanatic red the title
Nv the bill than Ginrals McGougum and
Swasher, and Kernel Pelter, Nv Georgy,
walked over to his sect, and with their
canes beet him over the he'd, twenty or
fifteen minits. He wuz carried out for
ded.
Glnral McGoujum claimed the floor.
"Mr. Speaker" scd he, "I'm bilin
lndignashcn is hcevin and tossin nv
shive'rus sole in most tremendously too
NUCLEUS stile. am, Mr. Speaker, cit.
tyzen Nv this gellerus Republic. stand
here, day, reconstructed and consiIlya.
tsd-a loyal man. l hev took the oath.
aud scncs hev violated no rool or custom
of this House. l hev drawd my pay
promptly-I hev vented SO fur in the
sperit ov fergivenis and christian charity
cz to take pay In grecnbax, instid Nv
demandin gold, notwithstandin every
vun nv ON bears the portrait Nv that
fend'sh ape, that thirssr after gore, tina.
destroyer wv habis corpusis and constoo.
shnel rites, our late lamentid President.
After maxim these sacrifices shell I sit
here calmly and allow a niger steeliu
Yankee to insult the South with illoosins
to Gettysburg, and SIGH? Never! Shell
Moo York 'nissegennygenashunist. in this
ere hall perpose 2 appropriate the treas
ure Nv our common country to common.
orate a field, on wich my. constituency
wuz walloped, without rebuke? Never!
lie hes bin rebuked-le. him heed the
warnin.'
"Sevral Ablishn members rz, but the
Dimocrisy wuz firm, and woodent let EN-
speek. The southern members waz soin
to withdraw in a body, when Fernandy.
wood rose aud proposed compromise,
CT follows:
That harmony and good fcelin shood
prevale, hentz4th and forever.
The word "War" shall never be voosed
IN these halls, that whenever referred to
1t shell be termed misunderstanding"
That the flags, cannon and SIGH like
trop hics, found by the Federal army in
various parts Nv the Southern stats. be
to.wunst destroyed.
That penshuns be pade to tho misun. |
derstandlnsts from both sekshuns, for
servlscs rendered the Government.
That the various fields ou2 witch these
misunderstanding occurred. be plowed
over at the expense Nv tho Government.
That no book be PUBLISH given anv
akount Nv prison life or SIGH
That bunkum orators in this Uouso
draw their hallusions to our military fame
solely from the Mexikan war.
The compromise wuz Nv coarse adopt. !
ID. Ez the vote wuz announs. G;nr;l
McGopJum and Fernandy wood rusht
into eech uthers arms, and wcpt down
eech uthers bax, while Kernel pelter
waved flag over EN-, forming a pic.sr
trooly tetchin.
"Ihank he"in," 7 exclaimed, ezI
a"1Se f'am ,his 'sfrsahin sleep, Crooks
IL -. ,ss.ss re spiri. ,.iii livcs-his sole
.s -sr@;.ia ca. 30 long ez We hev q
aorshafa as4.aerisy TO demand, and A
N'rtharn trDocra, to give, all will be
vs.l Bless the Lord"
PETROLEUM V. Massey.
I.ait PaTtar - the Church ~ the Moo UispeD,a.
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