Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1865-07-15
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A Musical Ilumbus.

u II u not g"nerally known, wish il jo
he distinctly nniers; ood, that o., Bnnuer
| rude, ignorant, Uuprincipl d, hocrl h
gentle man, from the wooden nutmeg com
try. Is now stopping it, Boom.huig ; gen
orally known a. "A PIauo and MpIoi,on
agent but m're property a. musical hum.
hng AMI mus de ,larln9 IN the ; reefs "If
ever hear ell ot a "op erhpad saying auv.
hing in my lavor | i Z ga Il il as an iu.nl,
AID knock hn mo Eternity tie first time /
nee,Lin
TINS guil e ial'firr If perfectly sa ct.
~ making lhIs d. e-tI on arlpn. ne oulc wno
know him, ani especially Democrats, who
tell the truth IN all things. Bul ia his GASP
so lar as we ara able to learn al, oar.,e.
agree ~ thr correctness Of lhi- thar R.n.
ne'l Is eur able 10 40 man nor tdce OF tn.u.
and that no"hiu9 lh,otabIt can up iu,hlul.
iy said OF hi'n. Fellow tJ'marru. lear.
ne that some ConpaS,ionale Oue auo,u
you may pronounce one wort in ms G,vn,
| caution you TO beware Of ih,s rput..,ror,
blped for vito amon4 ", TIA, any a., >i,.
TO be thrust into tu:nrl'y wuhnu a mn.
meut. waroin2. He Is net onIy pous,,o,.
~ siz' and strength bnl ol such Iar.,,rs
"oura9e and undduuiet h,,rois,n A. IN rama,
Gi- fellow men to remhlr an.i hpcom. a.
loni>hed o. haa,IuG OF h,> maousn,nioI,,
'h'ea's which, Ne are clad 10 relate. h,v.
never beru known, IN on. Instance In no
Carried iut1 rXPrntiuu. What | have IN
lear Tor you and thus rau>rs ne TO war.
you, Is that il he -.ionld be cortrou,ed n,
oGe of you. yor roulI no. Withstand IN.
scene which viii present ilSeli Al ,hI linn.
al the PaIor winch wIii o9er-pr.a nj, t.,
brow the Fl ,>tln! OF his small t,viukIlu,
ofbs-ihe 9na-hiue a. lis lnsk\ .re,b-,he
shaking aud Trembling oi his lower ay.
trene,ie>-and his .nideu transition inIo
the 2arrrl oi ihe Gychanee Hotel, wher.I
Will remain ull his lear OF meeting n
Democrat pa'iaily substes These are
Iiie acis ol bldvey whch chataclerizs thi,
renowned, emlnen an loyal humhug
his endraVofS TO mnnopolize all cuuvsr
sa'lon BY Larrailns The wonderful exulois :
winch he has pedormei The proJigies OF
VaIor OF when he has been the nero, The
wohueflhl escapes OF which he has been
me sutlec' aud bis numerous advertures
III when he was al WAYS The principal actor,
winch were SO per Zee Iy astounding, have
never failed 10 Tenind me of story ,old
some lime ago in IailLuad car. wLi,h J
vii attach ior the special beLefl and Ell.
hcallons ol oCr bra9garl hero A certain
braggadocia had been making himself cou.
splruou- when an old gentleman, with a
solemn v'saSe, and an ivory-heaiet cane
81 ll'9 ~ the back corner OF the ear ex,
claimed "Tba lasl adventure oi ,ouIs
youn" mend, Isa very extraordinary one
refy extraordinary indeed. One could hard
~ believe II without having seelu d,du'l
see II but ! can relate a circumstance
winch happened in my lamlIy, and in
winch ! was lor lime deeply interested.
whlch is almost as remark able and | be-.
lieVe quite as true.
Wm' sou hear il 7' "CeuainIy -" sail
oIassadoela, 4 shall be very glad to hear ~
GIVE 1t 10 u" give II 10 U.s. !" echoed lhe
wh'e company, getting al inking from
me soi1mn Phiz Of the old gentleman lha,
something nch Was in the wind
'Well, sir, continued the narrator stbs
10 which ! alluded is this -
MY iather had three children. He had an
only brother, who had aI.o three cbiIL,sn
My grand father had lett my father and rov
uncle large eslale, ia The execulor.hin n /
which quarrel broke out, which rev
more and more bitter, unlll a, length The ain
o. lhe law was invoked, and many wears of
violent litigation ensued, and durinp all of
winch Tune the costs of The proceedings
were gradually ealing up The estate. NV
'alher and uncle saw this and though bit,er
enemies, they had loo much sense 10 biIe
bach his own nose off, They were chiysI.
ous aud brave men, almost as much
'rooably, as yourself, sir, addressing lbs
ahne gentleman aforesaid J and tbey de.
10 fight il out among themselves,
q me .ay'ng is, and thus keep The money
? lhe family Well, sir my father made
PIC proposition 10 my uncle, to wit: thai
no 'h,ee sons ol each, 10 The order OF their
20 sn'old settle the disputed question on
le ne'1 oi honor The msjor,y Of the sur.