Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-09-07
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MISCELLANEOUS AtcuBs
How many musical strains does it take to
bust a singer?
MAN leads woman to the altar; in that ac'
his leadership begins and ends.
BLoSp1S is surprising the Parisians with
his wonderful feats.
Gov. CrRrrN's daughter eloped with and
married q gay soldier boy.
The will influences the opinions Of a man
much more than the opinions the will.
II some men are resolved not to deceive
their fellow men, they should look and talk
like ~rascals.
THERE is both a Spanish and French pro-
verb which says: "a melon and a woman
are hard to choose"
To prevent the kitchen door from creaking,
keep a servant girl whose beau comes to see
her OF an evening.
THREE candidates for the British Parlia.
ment ran on Temperance principles" and
oil three were defeated.
FAIkY.LIxE MrsIc-Twelve boarding
school misses pounding on as many crazy
pianos.
WY is a cannibal exulting after dining off
a missionary's wife like the finest rsce-hnrse
Of the present year? Because he's G1Gd'he-
ate her!
THE capital represented BY the guests at a
single table in one Of the Saratoga hotels,
one day lately, amounted to ffty-seven mil
lions.
Now, boys, this is a whale. Can you tell
me what the whale does with all the water he
swallows? Smart boy (whose father is a
pawnbroker)-Please, sir, he spouts 1t.
NOTHING teaches patience like a garden.
You may 20 roundhnd watch the opening bud
from day to day; but it takes Its OWL time,
and you cannot urge it faster than 1t will.
All the best results OF u garden, like those
Of life, are slowly but regularly progressing.
Our readers who lay awake nights to think
will be pratiied to learn that, according to
late news from the East, the Bhootan war is
drawing to a close, and that the Goor Of Ko.
hat has made another attack on Sirdar Aim
Khan, at Darzi, and put him to flight.
Further deyelopementsar are anxlously awaited.
GOVERNMENT SALE COMMUNICATIONS
6rmation of the recent sale at Mare Island
Of the Government steamer John Hancock
and storeship Decatur, has been received
from the Department at Washington and the
vessels have been transferred to the purchas-
ers-Ben. Holiday and Amos, Phinney &
Co.
New IyvESrloN.-The Chicago Journal
understands that an invention has been made
by q citizen Of that city that will work a rev.
~oiu,ion in steam engines. 1t does AWAY with
steam boilers altogether, the propelling
agent being generated by a shower-bath fall
ing on hot iron plates, and passing directly
into the cylinder OF the engine.
THE effect Of the raids upon the whaling
feet was, at the latest dates, very serious
upon New Bedford. the total value Of yes.
sells belonging to that place is about S5OO,ON,
not a fourth II which is covered BY insur-
ance. The war policies run out and cancel
led reach about $4,000, and no more war
policies are taken for Pacific vessels.
THE late Mr.. Golden used to tell the fol:
lowing anecdote: When in America"
said he, IL asked an enthusiastic American
lady why her country could not rest satisfied
with the immense unoccupied territories It
already possessed, but must ever be banker
ing after the lands OF its neighbors, when her
somewhat remarkable reply was, oh. the
propensity is a very bad one, l admit but
we came honestly BY it, for we inherited it
from England"