Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1865-12-23

coe, Baker and thousands of other 'Loy.
alists' who have shown beyond dispute that
they labor under the same difficulty, and
OF whom Senator Hale said, "that the
Liberties of the People were in greater
danger, than from the enemy in the open
field
But as the Professor has learned his
trade Of peelng from hi, whole political
party and especially from those high ia
Authority, lie may be pitied if not excus-
ed. For if the majority of Law makers,
become the first and greatest Law brakers,
as has been the case for the last four or
five years, We can scarcely expect 10 find
honesty with such as Lucky John and
those who are not better baked than Pro-
fessor Pealer.
But will conclude this review by Civ
ing you Professor Peeler OH the flea
'Ladye's and Gentleman, ,the fee is unnec-
essary, he bites hard and severey-he is
too nu'nerous to menshun he is not natter
lily dystrucktive, but is maid SO by his ap-
pytite which is vishus. The mail fee con-
sists of leetle bak anamylc with sum
leggs on his stummick and he'd in front
Of bis bitten end. be gumps with Immense
force and bytes with rappydity on the
plase where he bites, and he is wors dais
than mites for to byte, for bis deads are
evil like most Of his aboI shun brethren,
who pla on harp of a 1000 strings to
to carri lcctions. The fee kan be ketch-
ed bl victim the 10, g fingers snd putin
EN- immejitly on the critters bak- this
kun(uses him and you kan then squash
him. be will then di. the femail Zee
konsists Of synilair anamal to the
mail. She is therefore dyfrent in that
respcckt her habits is quoar,she is cqaal.
y numerous as she mail fae only she is
dyfereut, She is alters kontinually bein
konfned, and yet notwithstandin she is al
ers round with her family, a bitten Of you.
she is ketchel bi the same mojus apparen-
di that the mail is ketched, only she is
dyireut in som respecbs from the mail fee
as before intymatid above.
Tbs kuils is iuterestin things-tha air
easy weencd, murher SO than we pboli-
TONERS from the tresury. tha kints konsst
of the o!tpring Of the mail and lemail fee
aud air smaller than ether tha immoj jetly
byte, Especially tic Dymecratks) as soou
as tha air konshus Of boin knit in office.
'rha air kc,ched percisely Ike tharo pa
rints, butt tha air harder to squash, the
hnitts konsist of mail and femail accordn
to regular rotashun in natur. only THAR is
moan mails then femaiIs, and tha is kun
ing and vote our abolishun tickits moar
than lawful, and tha air diireDt from the
fomail and moar Of en-. and tha know
whic jender tha air, and whc eide ther
bitter end is onto, in very few minnts af-
ter tha is born into power.
Knitts byte, msii fees byte fomail fees
byte, and the bedbug is thar rolasbun and
is eetle bitin critter alsow when tha has
chance for a byte at uncle sans kribb.
2. S, All thcs git, under fellars close,
40 matter eff hes mail or iernail in the mite
and byte kontinually without intdrmissh-
un and take piece, and peace rite out at
evra byte tyl tho Democrats say, tha hav
bitten our konslitution aud US all to nuth,
in"
There Col. You have q very learned dis.
qusition on tho fec which hope you
will publish yer batum, ct ljteratn, ct
punctatum, and obige the Professor and
your neighbor, GRAVEYARD.