Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1865-04-12

we'll, and do not be taken in by chalk,
roughe, cotton and curls-nor with too
white teeth.
II DVu't,besieds into error by "a pair of
4 pretty ahcles, and do not let a pair of
well-turned shoulders turn your head.
RsmepBer that esPeciaHy.ip7 the,sea of
/ woman Kind there are as many fish un-
/ Ieaughtag have ever been hOoksd!I sr
Women with light brown hairand blue
eyes, of medium hight, plump hands
ah my son, they are the women for men
to love, cherish and respect and treat as
/ II they we're angels. Such angels are
never entertained unawares. No. sane
man, full of health, passion, and whose
vigor has not been prostrated by the con-
tibuity Of Trout alley whisky can ignore
heir presence, IF he does, he deserves
to- be kicked to death shrimPs.
The brown-haired, blue-eyed woman is
amiable in dispositions, true as steel, and
with him she loves, never jealous. Jeal-
Ousy, my boy, with the majority of wo-
mankind; like variety to man, is the
spice of their existence. They revel in
! it, and like the lotus eaters, get wild.
crazy over it-and finally either are booked
for the Kirkbride Institute or go off into
a chronic bysterio. A Jealous woman is
a fool, and with such a woman for wife
I the husband is greater fool than she,
if he do not give her cogent reasons for
hobnobbing with the green-eyed mon
ster.
A red-haired woman is apt to be stead
fast in her affections, and to understand
the art of cooking catfish and baking
shad to perfection. She has a temper
mot particularly even, inclined to break
out like an Observation-Disclosures expect
ed. Red-haired women, my boy, are very
fond Of being widows, and Of moving
from place-at least that is my expert
enceJ mother hair was slightly
auburn, but during the first fveyears of
our married life it gradually assumed a
darker tint, which fact attribute en-
tirely to the suddenly acquired, ,fondness
on her part forrpOrk and beans Tat
tribute the harshness of my hair alto
gether 20 too great pattin,ity for Hash
in my younger days. l have noticed, my
son, the people who eat too much Hash
become -sour and morose in their disposi-
tion. Corned beef and cabbage suparin-
duees imitation, and is a very appropriate
diet for politicians and temperance lec-
turers who happen to be long in body
and short in mind.
Never marry short, diminutive wo-
man. You will never be able to find her
when you want her. You will be just as
likely to lose her some fine morning as
not. Little women have great psnchant
for running off with women's husbands.
In fact so far as my observation goes
take it as a rule, which is made all the
stronger by the ezceptions-lttle women
are always at it. Like the skipiaoks on
the surface of a pond, they are never
quiet 81 saas
What you want is a woman who steps
off easily and gracefully, like a quarter
nag-one whose manner and mein re-
minds you of your mother. For to you
and to all men, looking back through
years into the long line of dead years into.
the paradise Of youth. the mother seems
perfection. 1t is the name of mother
that is the synonym Ofhome. Happy is
the man. who sees in his wife something
Of action or words, that brings memory
of his mother. His home will bea happy
one. ~ ...f gsits
Select woman for wife who thinks
as much of a sixpence as she does Of
silk dress, and you will be able always to
have the former in your pocket and the
latter for her
Economy, with due regard to comfort,
in the household, is an assurance Of sue
cess in business.