Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1865-10-13
VI 7 sc ELLA y Y.
CARRYING A COOK.


~ BAL Amongst our "farulty~ peculiar
P'rsonage. whom every one rc-arIcd with
considerable respect. sud ,et asa character
s'.t guerif. IL bad lived many years With
oct a wife. and expected 90 live 50 alwa,.
indc,d. a. he vas The professor of u,aihe-
msiirs. the ah-fractions of hrs science for
bade bis iniuising thc idea . getting mar.
ned To the female sex. thcreror.. he
showed no other regard than common Do
Atcncss required lie character. ia this
partiruiir. vas purely negative. Of coarse
D. VA not popular with the laiic.. and they
kept themselves a. di-tancc from him. But
Circumstance that ofcn bring about a
maioh in other cases. PLACED him in a pecu-
lar dilemma. u seemed a uhim. ihat a
necessity vas lAii upon O. get married lie
uts one of the hc1ify % the CoIl-rr.-all
thc other professors we're MARRIED AMI
Obliged to entertain the distinguished vi.i.
tors ~ the Iostituiion. lie TAI alwsv.
bo1risi Of course Il want expected of
him that b. should ever give pa-ts ar a
dinner. Bat Il began % Pc rcgardsd As
rather mean ia bin 60 .birk oH thls matter
from year 90 year. anl 90 veil Of a.. D. VI.
Fvcun iariiy. % throw upon the other nien-
bcrs % the faculty the co.t AMI ,roabI- of
entertaining the SPECIAL frien D. anil patrons
ofthc college. The question va. u.,rc-
fore frequently asked
Why doesnt tLc olI mi.cr entertain
some 81 the distinguished ciaracters that
yisit 49,
No~ our Professor vasu't a miser a. all
AMI it ohen troubled him q, tLink DE- "a.
% sisaatel tha; b. colidrt bear Do. part of
The borden. And set. What could hc dos
Masi D. gei mirric,ls A! II .,. Co whom r
W hal no special regard f1r aay one ia
ihe 'icini'y % the Coiirgr. and no one had
any special regard ior ban. A. his younger
dass b. had .ecn az school. a youn- lady in
thc CRY of Nc~ York. in whom o.. Lal Elt
apeea.iar int. rest Bat q icr De- hadn't
hcari for wears. Doubtic.. L-f5-. tii.
tome shc "a. Married. or in h.- grave.
fo-..bly hoscscr. she was .fil E,.r.- a-.l
waiting fof him, G,orioa. thought. Uo
Was ggite relieved 40 b.. tioash. iuI-,.l.
tLrrc mi -ht tc 90 foundation s.-t- relief
N~seriheless. D. would make Ia- in1ui-v
Nor co-li De- long lelas. for Camn-r-.-
rirut Jay va a. hand. only . &. .r seek. a.
li va hi. torn. or rather wuud be- n h.
va rnarrici. 90 give the -rcaf dinner o. the
DIET. rs4i'-sd per.onare. thtt should De-
present on tl.e o-casiou. There usaff b.
tle Governor of ttc stale. ana ti. l.l.-
the fr-.f..- of tbc Ia.,itati.a aaI tb..-
iii,n.l.. anI otaers 90 sq4al r.r4t,. Bst
Who siouii D. master ofr,r,m.ui-.s AnH
who sh.4I grace th- talirg IIe caaLl
sIuare tl~ circle perhaps. J-t .ach circI,
a. tai-. si1i coaii be- DO viii 81 Ifh.
were oaiy married. what's Leipm-,t would
D. ~iir tr 40 .4,h iime. And Sea. Li.
wif~ most De- O. good hooking. a,compE.L,I.
and in',i'ieeHt iady, oiLcrs,., tle blank
woul D. liot.
N's tarre vh.a Young iaif ia fhe nei.t.
hHr'aa'. taat far professor u.oaeLt ra. ..It
ansHrr. d. Lai seen h-r a. l.. BOARDING.
house. ani .pok,n to hrr once or tuir..
Boz" sail d.. '. she NAV .st a..~ ana
fsir go. .' ~here in creation. tt1rgt- l..
' co1I ! bile my heaI. AnI th-n ~f,t
Houil lelomc 90 thc dining Tie Gov.
crnor uust have a dinner ani l., ria.t h.v.
s sie. AaILeoce o. Jas auase ai.u, b.
a.l n'-.f Sc asf. as tic morning broke
D. rrirl olt O. LrusrF ss Go-f.-.-tf 49,.