The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1865-12-01
.],Il.-l NUMBER l-[;I,I',. 40; Is, :.
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What 70 expect in ho.sl-inn-s stssntiou. /
Ebony Furniture-.he Freedmens Bursau.

What to expect In . hotel-inn.s sttentiou. -
Ebony Furniture-.he Freedmens Borsau:
Every man complains Of bis memory, but no
man complains Of his judgment. gTCIIG
The seriousness of . young girl y rarely
% innocent a. her fun.r rTUTrTsTT
We do not absolutely know what 10 good Or
bad fortune. ...-.,.,,.y
When was Ruth very rude TO Bossf When
she pulled bis cars and trod on his corn. q f.
What Is the legal relation 10 which tenant
stands to bis landlord. In loco pdyrent is.
Josh Billings says that opera music don't
have anymore effect upon him than castor, oil
would on craven image. IN. ~ .,a
Il 10 meet that noble minds keep ever with
their likes for who % nrm that cannot 30 %.
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In the assurance Of strength there is strength
and they are the weakest, however strong, who
have no faith in themselves or their powers.
A hair.cutting machine has been invented 10
London. They used to have one In France; u
took the hair OF clean, head and all. ~ .
Jones wants to know whether the liberty Of
tho press Is proved BY having your pocket
picked in crowd. ,,....... ..'.. ... ia.
Punch says railway train 10 feminine. be-
cause you often miss it. But the real reason
Is. because Il takes the mails. "i H. ur n
Why is an unscrviceablc gun like IN Office.
holder1 Because Il kicks nightly when Il 10
discharged. 'l '''. -
The hypocrite IN religion kneels, like tho
6rst rank 10 q regiment, only that he may take
better aim at some ono who stands opposite TO
him. r.., ..-. f.r.... tIT .H#s.fHs
An English paper contains an advertisement:
"a piano for sale by young lady about to
cross the Channel In IN oaken case with carved
legs." .ar r'- 'HEFI. u
What Is the difference between o honsycomb
and q honeymoon. A honeycoub consists of .
number Of small "cells," and honeymoon
consists Of ono great "sell!" .'.' ~ 80" b ''
lay Il down MS rule never TO smile, nor 10
any way show approval or msrriment ut any
trait 10 . child which you would not wis',to
grow with his growth, and strengthen with his
strength. -... .....i i,,.' 40. r-.r., IN,
Let nothing como between you and tho
light. Respect men as brothers only. When
you travel to the Celestial City, carry no letter
Of introduction. When you knock ask to SEQ
God-n0ne-Of the servants u q rtf =
A Boston reporter was publicly cowhide BY
an indignant female who, having been sbAn-
doned by her faithless husband, was referred
to by the knight Of the quill as :" poor obdr.
donsd creature!
Dry, sound feet, Gays an exchange. promote :
health and good nature, and likewise. good mo. o.
rails, for who can with corns or wet feet ~ re.
si,t the inclination to give vent to the feelings
which must necessarily DO epgendered by 30 uu-
pleasant an experience. .a 7a1 .y.. ,l vol
In cemetery In Sharon, Coun., 10 family
lot in which an. seven graves arranged In . cir
clio. Six stones commemorate elk deceased
wives Of D-S-, while the seventh and moro
scription. "Our Husband" - Io'hIT'... 4. 1,
A profound observer remarks: II have of.
ten observed at public entertainments, that,
when there Is anything to bo seen, and eury-
body wants particularly to eco IL, everybody
Immediately stands up and effsctually prevepts
anybody from seeing anything" r,i I'd Ilr.v
One of the most truly contented expressions
ever knew Of was that which fell from the
lips Of dying minister. He was asked wheih-
or he wished to recover or not. He replied -
Really, my friend, do not care which. %
die shall Be with God; II | live God will bs
with me-" H1l 7i . . i'3
To get rid OF your troubles stop thinking Of
them. Whether you are as lively ~ q cricLcts
or rs dull as rain. depends less on the size Of
your pocket book than on the condition Of your
mind. Low spiritsare almost always produced
by want Of exercise and oxygen. A brisk walk
will kill the blues in less time than you can
slaughter bobtailed ay with aast.iron. ...
II Is an ancient sonundrum, "Why 10 Queen
Elizabeth more remarkable than tho Falls 0f
Niagara2 Because they are Wonder, but she
was Tudor" But here 10 On improvement
on it:-A Norfolk farmer built himself hom--
stead, and instead Of one "hslf.door" In tho
middle, set door In each wing. Being asked
why he called his house "Elixabethisn," he r.
piled, "Becsu.e. you see, II Is Tudor 1.-TWO
door) cottage" . "
Gossrp.-Gossipis the talk Of people WHO