The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-12-01
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The military guard has been removed
irom the White House by order Of the
President.
THE Richmond Times depicts terrible
state OF ahairs in tho immediate vicinity Of
that city,
LOVE- the work you are doing and must
do; but when IL Is done, train the Iose-vineB
over your door.
IT takes but moment tn cloud lovely
morning, and slight misdced may nanr tho
happiness Of u lifetime.
wnAr Is the difference between crock.
cry dealer and . cabinet-maksr Que sells
teasete, and the other setteos.
THR Egyptiahe, at their feasts. to prevent
excess. sat a skeleton before their gnestp,
with this motto, Remember, ye must
shortly DO SUCH"
TnE boy thai was tali that the best oure
for palpitatIon Of thu heart. was to quit
kissing the girls, said All that Is the only
remedy, say let 'er pNlpitate."
Mrs. GRuNDY presents THE remmisoenue
Of Canning; Why can persons ocoup ed Ia
Canning fruit stow away more Of il than
anybody else Because they Can.
NEvER despise couusels from whatever
quarter they reach you. Remember that
the pearl is keonly sought for, in spite of
the coarse shell which envelops Il.
IT Is tho vice Of the nulearned to suppose
that tho knowledge Of books 10 Of no nc.
count, and the vice OF scholars TO think there
is no other knowledge worth having.
VIZ are told that " like cures like We
wish our clever homeopaths woald invent
= much more valuable system to society by
! tul, Nlt oh ls.ls
q" BKo pardon, air, but haven't you been
round the Hornf" "Ay, ay, shipmate,
more'n mil In Of 'em. Hold or, sec
ond, and you'll see me round this one
WouLp-BE w1r TO NRwsBoY-W What's the
news from Jeruealenp" NEwspoY--" Say,
Mister, yer sharp, Ain't yerf II yer was ter
fall down. don't yer think you'd cut yerself
all ter pieces ~
A LONDON merchant recently advertised
for clark who could bear confinement He
received an answer from one wlIos had been
upward Of seven years in Jail OF couiso
he was eligible.
CONSTANT companionship is not enjoyable
any moro than conatnut eating is possibii-
ity. We sit too lOug at the tabls OF frisnd.
ship when we out-Sit our appettes for each
others thoughts
| A CLERGYMAN in recent sermon said tho
path of rectitude had been travelled 80 little
of late years. that it had completely run To
grass, why mint hay cheaper, ,Ilcng
solloquized Digby. Up
Ara camp meeting. the officiating eler.
gyman suddenly cal1d out lf the lady
with tho blue hat. rcd hair. and cross eyes,
don't stop talking, sho Will be ponted out
TO the congregation
WnES young man marries. the demon
utters fearful cry, His fellows inmetli.
atelv crowd round him, and inailire tha
subject of his grief. Another son of Ad-
am, " lie answers, has just escaped cut Of
my clutches. slea
He who greediy seeks honor and riches,
may loo compared TO n rnan suffering from
thirst which he tries TO quench with the
water of tho sea The more he drinks the
more he wants to drink, until az last he dies
of drinking it,
| ALI men have the sense af commiserstion
To extend il to all pain aud suffering is hu.
uianity. All men have the sentiment Of
what is right to be done, To extend this to
all they do is equity,
SARCASTIC REToRT Yesterday afternoon,
as an Irishman was driving mule toward
the race track. says the Stockton hldepend.
ent. he was accosted by man on horse
back, as follows: Well Paddy, zee you
have y our brother along with You" To
which the witty Hibernian quickly replied
Yes, and be me- soul, it's divilish glad We
are to meet our father"
MAsaA G., do you know Lawyer----, ia
de same building whar your Office IL p
Oh, yea" replied, Every we'll"
Gosh, said Bill. he's got de litileat
heal Of any man | ever seed
Al this remark, big fat culfy negro, lonn.
ging on settee, spoke up
What use u man got viii big trunk
when lie aint got no clothesY'
SoAr ten years ago there came into Mont
gomery, Ala an old, one-armeL sickly-look.
ing man, who followed the vocatirn Of ped.
ding kn' yes anh scissors. Il in said that he
offered to s,ll knife to the Hon WIN T..
fancey, once upon time, AID the Hon. VIM.
/. strnck him in the face for having the
presumption to speak, TO him. To-day
this In.n, Wreford by name. has he largest
dry goods aud fancy store IN Montgomery,
and the eldest sou Of the lion. WIN. L.
Yuncey is behind his counters dealing out
ape. to. Quite change. .r
Treatment OF Group.