The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-07
Mr.. Nasty Searches the Scriptures
md retS Comfort thCrCfrOnl.
SAINTS REST which is in the Stnit /
NV MOO GerseyD, Aug. II, 1856.

Nv MOO Gerseyl, Aug. II, 1866.
The contcmplashun Wv the Niger,
heZ, in time past, given me great dcel
NV trouble. Niger he2 to me bin in
kuhus, II nitGmNrc. never Good see
why the species wuZ created, onto the
face NV the earth, any more than toads
or luther disguStin obgeCkS. But last
mite Il lite bust onto me- see 1t nil!
wuz low spirited and dcprest. jeff.
Davis a pnin in u loathSum duEun--the
English capitalists n mOurnin for their
cotton bonds and rcfusin TO be comfort
ed because the COniedGrncy is nOt-Mrs.
Surrutt is dunglin in the Hir-Militury
Courts plcntynnd habiS corpus skurce-
the loOScnis with which people put Their
mummy into : Jos the soliCrs rGturnin
nnd gOin for COnStOOshncl dimekrutS,
and the ginrnl decentralization NV In
mOrricy, all COnspired to give me the
jug WIZ out! TO avoid mndnis, |
took up the Bible Il bOnred with Justis,
NV the Peace who hcZ to keep one to
swear witnesses ON and happened TO
open ut the 9th chapter NV Jennysis.
You know all about TINT blessed chap
ter.
NOcr, after the water went down, cum
down from Aryrut, went into larInin
and planted grapes extensive. One
day ho took IL nip too much, and laid
down with insuilishcnt clOthin onto
him. Ills ID son liam seed him in that
fix and when N0er awOkc, while his
hair wuz still puIlin, he Gust him, and
his poStcrity, and sed they shOOd be
servants forever,
Ham, (Which in the original Hebrew
signifies the hind QunrtGruv Il hog wu2
tn" father Nv the AIrikins, and they hev
bin slaves ever since.
seed Il lite to wunst-l realized the
importance NV the Niger. lie is the
cOnmcctin link in chuno NV circumstun-
crS which led to the fOrmaShGn Of the
DimOrrutic party-hc hc2 kept the blGcs-
rd old mushecn Il rUnnim to this day.
Observe.
Whisky, Tor wine, which is the same
thing made NOCr tight.
Ham seed Nocr inrhrinted.
NOrr Gust Ham, wiCh turned him into
Il niger and Il servant.
That the SkriptcrS mite be fulfilled,
the children uv Ham wuz brOt to Amer
ikn, TO he Scrvancc here.
Wikkid men set themselves ngin the
Skriptcrs, and tried to make men NV
the niggcrs.
The DimOkratic party nri2 for thcp ur-
pose NV keeping the Niger down, and
that dclitefnl bIzneSs hcZ given them
employment for morn 30 years.
lI2 shct the book Good not help re-
markin in the words NV the sunnnist:
Good Lord upon what slender thrc,Is
Hang everlasting things"
Sposin Nocr, instid fplantin grapes,
he'd gone to pructisn law, or into the
grocery bizniss, or buyin prodOOSe on
cOmmishn, or putin up putcn medi-
cines-he wOodnt hev got inebriated,
he wouldn't hGv Gust Ham, Ham wOOdnt
hcv turned black, there woodnt hev
bin no niggerS, no AbOltionistS, and
consequently no DimckrAtS.
Or, spOsin all NV Hams children he'd
taken dipihcria and died-the same re-
suits wood have fOllered.
Whisky made Niger, niger made
DimocriSy. Take away whisky and
Niger, and DimOcrisy woOdnt be Of no
more ukkoOnt tlan II onc-armcd man
at II rNisin.
Whisky! Niger! Dimocrasy! Oh,
SHvOry trinity.
We don't none of us read the skrip-
tiers cnutf.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
l.nit Faster NV the Church Of the Moo
Dispcnsashun.