Litchfield enquirer., 1865-10-19
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 - Two damsels passing through the depo
 . day iora~o since, were having an animated discussion onothe subject of coiffare, and on,
 exclaimed:' What do. you think Maria :? took me thirty-fve minutes, this nothing, tt
 make my water-fall.'- Springfield Republican P - In Sacrament to- recently a woman pro
 cured the release of her husband from jail, and
 that night ran offiwith another fellow. Hel ] object in procuring her husbands release wa. to leave somebody with the children. ai lirae+ The Norfolk Roanoke House folks, a
 few days since, hearing of the whereabouts o a guest who had decsmped without going through the formality of paying his bill, sent
 him a note ,Mrs e----. Dear Sir: :ttWiIl yor send the amount your bill, and oblige,' etc
 To which the delinquent made answer: "The amount is $s0 622. .o Yours respectfully 7'
 +-That was g. borriblex affair." said Mr.
 Marston yesterday to MT. Touthgate, 'the mur-
 der of Dean, and sealing up his remains ip a
 tin box What Dean 2 asked the bexildersd mus musician. 'sar Dean. replied, the funny ac, ~ 'ota taahw sGa .rgif an '[sAd o1ts baa 5'a 'f TO 4-i NEAT RErY.-A servant girl in coun- try town, whose: beauty formed matter of gen eral admiration and discpssion, in passing a group of officers in the street, heard one of them exclaim to bis fellow, By Heaven, she's a painted nte r Yes, sir; and by Heaven only r she very quietly replied, turning round. The officer acknowledged the force of the rebuke and apologised. ,o;---; An amusing little episode recently occur red in in g railroad car in England. Shortly af- ter the train had left the depot, an old lady jumped up and addressed gentleman seated behind 6 her, with How dare you 2. What are you at r The astonished gentleman replied that la' he had done nothing. The lady. again seated herself. but in few moments arose, full of rage and terror, and declared her neighbor a, william, and on arriving at the next station was about to heve him arrested when luckily, the cause of her agitation was discovered-in the shape -ofa goose, which placed in basket under the seat occupied by the lady, had du- ring the voyage, amused itself Q by pecking at her herr1 1'upderstandings,'j The discovery of the criminal mil created great laughter among the pas. sengers. G., t
 =, NEW B1BLEs.--In one of the strongest copperhead towns of this state . young Aan one day, about the beginning of the rebellion, seemed to be in a deep study when some one said, Jim what are you thiuking about9' or 1'The intelligent democrat replied,'I suppose we shall read about thls rebellion in the bible some day i9 9' 'h79s'"54.'.i .'3 a's' t.e i In the bible,' was the reply. Don't you know that the bible was written many hundred years ago. ''4iH'1aA -aF'7..- -ff a'. .as'
 a''Yes' said Jim, but T thought they kept printing new ones all the time 7. a'a 'N- H 1tisneedless to add that Jim is copper head. i That is the stuff of which such voters are made. .oa8l c& q52 Lstasfaq s-pgaa. O.
 A friend just returned from New York tells
 us pretty good story of an Illinoisian who
 was stopping at the same hotel. On Sunday the Western man, being dessiirsorus of hearing
 several of the most famous pulpit orators of
 the metropolis, vent in the morning to Dr.
 Chapin's church, but heard stranger preach
 rom the text: "But simoIn's wife's mother lay sick of 2 fevssr.e eMI h the afternoon he went to
 Bsechsr's Plymouth Church, and heard the same discourse from the same preacher. Go ingin Intervening to Dra Osgood'sc church he found the same clergyman and the same theme 'Sinon'sgwifs's mother lay sick Of a. fever. iTheIne day, the patient nearer of the thrice
 tald discourse was crossing to Brooklyn in { ferry boat, when the alarm bell in the park
 agitatedI the air with its great shocks of sound
 and a man, behind him inquired why that bell was tollipg. a Looking Look up he saw the now fla
 milliar. countepance of the preacher and wat prompt torreply;,'I think simon's wifs's moth
 CT must be dsad; I,heard three times yester
 day that she was sick of fever.'--P Proridenc.
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