The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1865-03-07
Mr.. Nasty Proposes the Emil
grafton OF the Democrats.

/ reed in the, Scriptures, "a book /
alluz peroose whenever Pm bad sick,)
sunthin about ten tribes NV Izeral that
wuz lost. A ijee struck me. 1 see Q
way in which the present unhply, dew
astatin war kin be stopped, and after
givin the matter doc considerashen I'm
eonwinst NV its freezibility. 1t is Hi
af EMIGRASIIEN. =
The Suthern part NY the Democratic
party ovght 2 be convinst, by this
fine, that they aint mrtch for the Alb
lishnist fightin, jest ez the Northern
wing hez diskivered that it amt no
match for EN- votin. The fact is the
entire plan NV repailin the old temple
NV Deinocrisy with secession morter
hex very much the appearance NV a
faleyoor. My father Ia Moo Gersey
Dimocrat,) wunst spilled lamp lie on
moo kote. lie asst naber, who wuz
reckless, wat wud talk it out, and he
told him sulphuric acid. The old man
got sum and pored it on. The next ola
he went over to his adviser in great
rath, with the remnants NV the kote.
"John," sed the old gentleman, "did-
mt you tell me that this yere acid wood
eradicate greese from my kote?"
Certainly; didn't it?" .
"John. why didn't you likewise tell
me that it wood also eradicote the kote." "
Alas! the remedy Dimocricy swal-
lowed to cure the cramp collie it got in
$50, is gnawing its BOWLS. 1t is cnr-
in its ills ez stryknin duz hyderphoby
in dorg.
2reason. Mi lice is Mexico. Let a
peece be made, the term NV which All
that jest such NV the people nv the ole
Yoonited Stats es hev maid up their
individjle minds that they can't liv un-
der Ablishn tyranny, shall hav the
privilege NV leevin with all their goods
& chatils. Then we'll go to Mexico
upset that offshoot NV European mon
erky, Maxemilyen and set up pure Dim
ocrisy, with Ekal Rites and Slavery es
the corner stuns. Sum may obgect oil
the ground that Maxemilyen is bi this
time too hefty to be histid: Here is thu
force we kin kalkilait on:
Northern Dimocrats in Kanady in
conscience nv the draft, 2OO,OO'
Northern Dimocrats at home
who spectid offs under
Mcclellan; l,36o,oo'
Southern army. say 2O0,O0'
Grand 10000,
Good Maxemilyen stand afore such
array ez that? Not emmy.
But sez wun, NV wat yoose WOO.
them peece dimocrats and draft sked
addlirs be to a military expedishon-
thev won't fite. Migentle friend jeff
son ID. knoze his biznes. Let him whis
pur in2 thcr GERS that eech ond evr
wun NV um that sirves shell hev y /
wood be cheerin site to see them
chargin up the sleeps NV Shepuitepet
with theinspirin cri, "Post Offis!' Evr
wun NV EN- wood be a hero.
There weld set up Dimocrisy agiI
The country NV course we'd .dlvld'
: North and South, Free and Slave, fo
: a Northern Dimocrat wood feel oneas
in his mind, eff he hadn't South
serv. We'd hold Nashnel Convel
shuns in the halls NV the Montezoomer
| and oh woodent it be soothin agl
I heer Tooms and Raft, and them ing
minded fellers bullyraggin NV us Nj
thiuks Ez every wun NV us wood .
e offioeholders where wood we git col
stitooeuce? Nacher hez perwided.-
The natives NV that country wood serN
: admirable. But they coodent unde
t stand yoor speeker. Troo, but the
+ Mexicans wood SCOT us all the bett
. for not understandin English. Whe
]. ever Dimocrat got sense enuii IN
II him to comprehend our talk he allez le
! the party. Give me the voter WI
+ takes his faith on trust--its your inqu!
Z, in minds that hez played the devil WI
10 us. ii
G / shall immejitely perpcse the matt
IS to President Davis.
e PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Late Pastor NV the church of the n
Dispensashun.