The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1865-03-02
Mr.. Nasty Proposes the Emigration Of the
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Mr.. Massey Proposes the Emigration Of the
Democracy. ""<
reed in the Scripturs, Ga book I a.
luz perpose whenever l am bad sick, }
sunthen about ten tribes Nv Ixerel that
wuz lost. A ijee stuck me. I see a
way With the present unholy, devastatin
war kin be stopped, and after given the
matter doc considerashun I'm conwinst
Nv it's fsezibility. 1t is
4.-a... EMIGRAsHEN. -
The suthern branch Nv the Democrat
10 part! ought 2 be conwinst, by this
time, shat they amt msto for Ablish
nists = fghtin, jest e. the Northern wing
hcx disliyered that it amt no match for
EN- voin. The fact is the entire plan
Nv reparin the old temple Nv Dimocrisy
with The secession morter hcs very much
the appearance Nv faleyoor My father
"a Mo- Gersey DimocraD wunst spilled
lamp lie on a moo kote. He ast nabor,
who wux reckless, wat wood take it out,
and be told him sulphuric acid. The
old nan got some, aud poured it on.-
The next day he went over to his advis-
er ia great wrath, with the remnants Nv
thekoto. VI ....s '. .....
"John," said the old gentleman, "did
n'ty you tell me that this ere acid wood
eradicate greese from my kote p
Certainly; didn't it ?"
"John, why didn't you likewise tell
me that it wood also eradicate the kote p
. Alas the remedy. Dimocrisy swal-
Tered to cure the cramp collie it got in
1860 guawin its BOWLS. 1t is curin its
illz ez strychnin duz byderphoby in a
derg. -
~ 2rcsoon. Ny ijee is Mexico. Let a
peece be made, the term Nv which air
that jest such Nv the people Nv the old
Yoonitid States cz hev maid up their
indivdjle minds that they can't live un.
der Ablishn tyranny, shall hav the priv
Hedge Nv leavin with all their goods and
chattels Then we'll go to Mexico, up
set that offshoot Nv European monerky,
Maxemilyen, and set up pure Dimocrisy,
with Ekel Rites and Slavery ez the cor.
ner stunse Some may obgect on the
ground that Maxemilyen is by this time
too hefty to be histid. Here is the forse
We kin kalkilait on: r :...>
Northern Dimocrats in kanady in
conscience nv the drafs, 10000
Northerp Dimocrats at home who
specti. Y is under Mix Lellap, 1850, ,0o(
Sr. 'leW -say g.. .'.".:-. 200, 900
ing to tho eAs ~.as..s --
the-s:a'd~ae fsnil; ,l;se, ,,no,.n,.:7 zee 9o.
ARA, eeHit? Not emmy.
Bu- 2 wun, w wat yoose wood them
pece dimocrats and draft skedaddlers be
to military expedishen-tha wont fite.
My friend Jeff son D., knows his bisnis.
Let him whisper in2 ther e,rs that each
and every wun Nv EN- that survives shell
hav Post Ofiis, and they'd wade in
blood knee deep. o it would be Chez
rim sitc.":to see them chargin up the
sleeps Nv Shepultepec, with the inspirin
cry, ."Post Ofiis !! Every wun Nv EN-
wood be hero.
There we'd set up Dimocrisy agin.-
The country Nv course we d divide North
and South, FREQ and Slave, for a North
ern Dimocrat wood feel Uneasy in his
mind, eff he hadn't South to sery.-
We'd hold Nashnel Convenshuns in the
halls of the Montczoomers, and oh wood
Mt it be soothin 2 agin hcer Tooms and
Ret, and them high minded fellows 6
bullyragg uvus! Methinks.
Ez every wun Nv US wood be offiis.
holders where wood we git contitooence?
Nacher hez perwidid. The natives Nv
that country wood serve admirably. But
they coodent understand your speeker.
Troo, but then Mexicans wood SCOT US all
the better for not understandin English.
Whenever a Dimocrat got sense enuff in
2 him to comprehend our talk he alluz
left the party Give me the voter who
takes his faith on trust-its your inquir
in minds that hez played the devil with
u.s.
l shall immejitely perpose tho matte,
to President Davis.
| 4e PETROLEUM v. Nasty,
Lait Pastor Wv the church nv the No Dispense
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/ REBEL FLAGs.-The rebels have had
painful time of it, arranging flag fol
their Coufederacy. They started out
with their State flags or coats of arms
South Carolina introduced vast rattle.
snake coiled about palmetto. Then the
I"Stars and bars came out, but the oh
| lection was it looked too much like the
"old aag;" manifestly it was ar imita
| ton Of the Stars and Stripes. Presently
battle. flag appeared in the rebel armies,
a light small flag, with cross, the points
hof the cross reaching the corners of the
fac, and the cross itself decorated with
stars This became popular with the