Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-02-27

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LloHr IsrAxrn4 MoyEAExra-Agitat-
ing cradle with baby init
THR Flasr BaoKERg BoARD. The
money changers in the temple.
The poet says, Hell has no fury like
woman's seorn," but mans corn is
Just as bad
QuEsTIox roI. TAILoEs-How much !
cloth does il require to make spirit /
raPper2 no. hap
CURIous METAMoRPHosIs.-Wo
win never ceasel the other day We heard |
that "a horse was turned into a stable"
aud thisis the boasted Nineteenth Cen /
tuy Aa Nah
WELL TURsE D--JuveniIe Swell7-"Ohl
how delightful IL must be 10 be dog.
Young Lady--hNeyer mind, Charlie,
you have a chance 70 grow
An Trishnan, who bad been fined sew
eral weeks is suceession Tor getting drunk
eoolly proposed 70 the Judge that he
should take him by the year at a reduc-
ed rate.
sa.. An Editor, speaking Of drink he
once had occasion to indulge in, says be
couldn't tell whether it was brandy or a
torchIight procession going down his
throat s.
A BROAD HmT--A bach elor sea capt
ain who was Remaining the other day
thai he wanted a. good chief officer, was
promptly informed BY young lady pre-
sent, that she had no objection to be his
fTst mate. He took the hint--and the
lady
A tavern keeper in England, who was
talking boastingly about his customers,
said OF one Of them "He Is the most
regular man in Harwick he comes here
and gets drunk every Saturday and ha'
done the same for ten years, excep
when his mother died, and that time be
came on Sunday. IL is a grand thinl
to BIO punctual"
CALAmroUs ACCIDENTAL rscen
meeting Of the shareholders Of the Thir'
Avenue Railroad, a stout, elderly gen
tiemaH burst with rage. Fortunatel ;
however, the company's medical Office
IA .was IN attendance, and the unfottuaat
sufferer was shlfully sewn up.
3 sbfasa Psris newspapers, as general rule
make sad work with English names an
titles In list OF deaths Of distinguish
bi50ed persouages during the year 1864, !
the portion devoted 10 the United State
81 .s the first Hdistingufahed personange' o.
the listis stephen Foster, a disiine
uished composer, Jingle one of who's
compositions, "Old Fox at Home, yielt
ed BIN seventy.live thousands franc
Among other distinguished parsonage
detanet are mentioned "Josua Giddink
"the MajorsGeneral Leonidas, ex.bisho
Of Louisiana John Quincy, one Of III
founders Of the American Republic"
Woman isalways a variable and chang
able thing. Our authority for this stat
msnt is pretty widely known, and as
particular example TO this general rul
. we give the following remarkable ia
stance The other day young lad,
whose autipathy TO all dangerous eyu
nastic exhibitions Is proverbal among b.
own immediate friends, actually made
speech on the light rope.
Judge Rayn Of Buffalo recently sal
IN response 10 remonstrance again
his ruling 81 have no law for IT.
give IL as the opinion of the court bass
upon common sense. | am no lawye
IS ] never read a law book in my life, al
never will for the reason that see
many-foola who have read law, that
dare not venture the experiment"
My friend, said seedy individual
awaggish acquaintance 1T a ferry,
wish you would loan me two quartz
ssf. 10 cross the ferry; haven't got doll
in the world "Well, | would like
know, was the reply, "what differen
Il makes to a man who hasn't got do
lar in the world, which side of the riv,
s he's on2'
-. DR., k, the Unitarian minister
Plymouth, once supplied the pulpit
brother Whittemore, the orthod,
preacher in thu little village Of Chlto
Vile. A Bostonian present asked OF
of the congregation bow he liked Il
Doctor, 80, well enough, said he, "b
he don't believe iulbut one Col. i've
we'll answered the Bostonian, athai
all right one God is enough for Chito
vile; they don't have but three in Be
ton,
What a.world Of gossip wouldbe prevel
aaae ed II It was only remembered that a pc
son who tells you of the faults Of other
Intends to tell others Of your faults
~. dls The editor of the Gardiner Journ
has no doubt Of the truth Of DR. Below
stery about planting walking-stick
Crttornia aud gathering from il pei
Vi peas ne speaks OF fellow IN th
iar-of State who planted a pair of oil
fashion fire-dogs in bis garden, and
three weeks raised a litter of pups. al
advised DR. Bellows if he cant do bett
credit to the fertility Of California,
leave of leeturing.
When Is the neuralgia in the face iii
the ancient money changers2 When
.lsua is seated in the temple. s.r~-.
AT theatre Of war it is the easie
thing in the world to get both a priva
box aud ticket for the pit
1t is eharitably supposed that mar
OF our young men in New York are pa
tiai to getting their clothes on trust, b
cause 1t Is more TO their credit
"How does it appear" said Sher;da
sa'sas 90 q lady on a late occasion, 0the sub;e,
of Gray's clergy in country ohurcI
yard was a volunteer soldierP' r.
cause the poet informs us that.