Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-08-19
sEETIMTNTAL AND FUNNY.

SENTIMENTAL AND FUNNY.
Moso for my UncIe's arms; up the
spout"
II Advice 10 lovers: You should let your
liking ripen before you love.
Dundrsary aaid the only parting that
ever troubled bin was the parting Of his
back hair. -
= In spite Of all that puritanieal people
say sgsinst dancing, it is unquestionably
q nerTy-toe-riOsls arrangement
A friend has dog so very serious
that even his tad has not the least biz Of
o wag about it
At the eircue, women jump clean
through hoops In society they jump
into them and stick there.
We are enabled to state positively
that al the jokes relating to crinoline
are not used up. For instance: Why
do ladies wear such extraordinary things
as crinoline9 Because ell tie heavenly
bodies move in eccentric circles.
Bonnefs worn at theatre, when they
Intercept the view Of the stage, give
much o6epse 10 those that are proven
ted By them from seeing, and who often
declare that such bonnets should be cop
sized rel So
AsmedicaI work is advertised called
Hunt on the ska. We hear that few
copies have most properly been forward
ed to the inmates Of the monkey
house at The biological Gardens, Lon
dom 2 issra -
ibid you suppose, sir, that / kept q
Bible? "No, I didn't think that you
kept Gods word IS I know that you
never kept yourown"
A hypocriticaI scoundrel in Athens
inscribed oyer his door, Let no evil en-
ter hsrafI Diogeues wrote. under It,
"How does the owner get inf
Don't snub the poor uegroes2 You
have only TO look IN their faces to see
how awfully they have been s1lubbed By
nature. 80
The Household Econonsisf has the pic
tnre OF "wringing and washing ma
chine, with such pretty girl at the side
Of it'as TO make as wish we were the
audA-Prenfise
Thank Heaven the war is over" was
the fervent ejaculation Of good old
lady of Danville; Sand may our court
house never be burned down again, for
that wss the cause Of this whole war.
They wanted to tax the South to build
It mp again, and the South wouldn't be
taxed, 50 they wentto fighting"
A fellow went some time since into
the store Of q fashionable dressmaker
" Have you any skirts2" he asked, with
. serious emphasis Plenty of them
/" What is the lowest price per cordf"
asked The chap. ]" A cordl" replied the
woman, in establishment. Yes, about
accord. Up in our diggin's the petit
coats have about gin out / see Won
advertise corded skirts, and / thought
while my hand was ia I'd take what you
had corded up. The woman looked
reflective
"a poor simple old French woman,
Who had subsisied chiefly by begging
cold rvictuals, died a few days ago ia
Waterville On her death-bed, appear
ing restless, she was asked ii she want
I'd anything. She replied, 3 Only one
thing. hereto bs buried in a clean
white dress" Her last words, when
asked What she hoped for in the future,
we're, " A good warm Breakfast Mr..
Percival provided q clean white dress
At the expense Of the town, and the old
beggar has gone to her "good warm
breakfast with the Father of merciss.
- Wofervflle (Me.1 Natl "a ~ 20
A freakish hen at DanviIle, Maine,
recently laid very large egg On
breaking it open, another small egg was
found within, fully formed and inclosed
in shell. Inside of this still another
was found, and so on, till IL appeared
that in laying this one egg biddy had
laid Eve eggs Of retfeating Dimensions
Y A teacher in a oontraband school
asked young dArkey what certain
letter Of the alphabet was. The darkey
locked At it earnestly for d short time,
and said; know dat we'll enough By
sight, but i am Dressed If 7 can call Il
By name. He was told he could take
. back seat 6S 70 IC4 TIL