The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1865-10-13
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NUMBER 942.
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-Ac crusty old bachelor says women should
DO spelt whim-en. Isfuilra,rgz
To abandon friend fora single error svin-
COS cold heart and a weak judgment.
M Why ID, a. person asking questions the
s,ranssst Of all individaal.i Because he's
theqaorist { lal5no5sa g,si ydi ioe,
i, Be always ut leisure 10 do good action; /;
never make business an excuse for avoiding
Offices OF humanity. Boa .r1G9 laiT
Two hard things First, to talk OF your.
-seli without being vain; second, 10 talk OF
Others without slander. iloesT ati '1s'ini
Unrigl,tcous gain has destroyed millions;
but has never made ono man permanently
prosperous and linppy. 2
liyou make thing perfectly plain and
simple to man, ho will give you credit-he
will think ho knew Il before.
No cover was ever made 10 bigor % fine -
to hide itself. Nobody was ever % cunning
as to conceal hisbeing 90. r,-la
Men arc sometimes accused Of pride mere
ly because their accusers would bs proud
themselves,if thsy were 10 their places. 80
The physician who ID advertising to
cure "all kinds Of female Weaknesses" must
be tho most wonderful Of ell possible doctors.
Wit is brushwood; Judgement Is timber.
The one gives the greatest aauo, the other
tho bes. heat; and both meeting makes the
best fro. ii T'i.. T
There is a phrenologist near tho docks who
can tell the contents Of barrel BY exsmin-
ing its head. He makes his examinations
with giublot. 'aai9 2o'L ''a l'
The editor Of q Chicago newspaper declar-
ed. in speaking Of the alth Of that city. that
he had two hundred and twenty several and
distinct smells. with three wards still to hear
from.
A man passing through gateway In the
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A lady, who is rather too ambitious In tho
use Of words. said in allusion to the speech
Of one OF the newly.elected members Of Par.
lament :" was very sP'.'''a anu CLASSIC ;"
s'yie' ous r"'nsr nF'@ 700 III ''aP'f"Pasn'uu P''Ps''
In pleading Tor damages Tor breach OF
promise In New York woman said shs
might ,hayo married shreo other men whiio
loosing time with her faiti'lcss one' Inc
court was much 'mPr'ess''eo WV" 'ne s'a'enen''
-,,A A batohelor returning ono evening from
the opening "jam'at tho Olympic theatre.
declared with u groan' that ia had not tho
slightest objection to "ring' on the hngcn''
but he had q most eqalvooil objection TO
"belles on the toes" lps. 5i FF.rs
That a man should bc just and respectful
,ovord. ali mankind. ho must frat b.oin
with himself. A man so to speak - who
is not able to make bow to bis own con.
sci.nco every morning. is hardly In oondi.
ton to respectfully salute the world at any
other time Of the day. -. .rs
81 nm rssdv IN 10 "a .ea now - mid . o.n.
tain .bou. to embark on three years. whal.
ipu voyage and hs gave his reasous.
"rbo old Gag has a new lus.re, since II has
passed through tho bleaching Of battle. I
can aauu. |, pow.in tho lace Of Euglishnsu
without droadinr tho ,oeor that at home q
aoa,, over slaves
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.,,h i. 'h,,r;.,sr vho vs, ,.m.,t.hI, ..lI
and .lspder. and who had iorieipsllv intsod.
cd to tako holy orders. The judgo who pre.
sided. obssrysd that tho case under consider.
u,iou involved a question of ecclesiastical
law. j. "rbs,,," said curran. 81 can reior
your lordship to a high authority behind mo,