Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1865-12-22

listening % music OF light and joyous char
aeter Tbs was in consequence nt a forTaer
association of the same sounds with form
er trouble. As much music Is taken from
t-,s;iae+nrssal sounds. and even from sounds pre-
duced by inanimafe things, part Or q ST ain
OF written music may have so nearly resem-
bled such sound, heard before or since, fora
time forgotten; heard before when the heart
was so severely oppressed as to affect 1t at
hearing it again with the same emotion, and
from no other cause than that of associa-
ton.
THE GREAT MYSTERY. The body is to
die No one who passes the charmed boun-
Diary comes back to tell The IMAGINATION
visits the realms of shadows-sent out from
some window in the soul over Gfe's restless
waters, but brings its way YEARLY back with
out live leaf in its beak, as token of emer-
glng life, beyond the closely bending horizon.
The great sun comes and goes in the heaven,
yet breatheS no secret of the ethereal viii
| deTness. The crescent moon eeaves her
nightly passage across the upper deep, but
tosses overheard no signals The sentinel
stars challenge each other as they walk their
nightly rounds but we catch no syllable of
their countersign which gives passage tothe
heavenly camp. Between this there is
great gulf fixed across which neither feet
eyes we closed in their last sleep long years
ago, died with rapture in her wonder strick-
en- eyes, a smile of ineffable ioy upon her
lips, and hands folded over triumphant
heart, but her lips were past speech and in
timated nothing of the vision that enthrall-
ed her G. Holland
| MEMORANDA OF AN ACCOMPLISHED
YOU'VE LADY.-The Buffalo RaDac5lic says
we recently picked up the following memo
randa which we saw dropped bya young lady
attired In an embroidered velvet Talma, an
exquisite Honiton lace collar, white hat
and plume, and painfully brilliant silk dress
| with exaggerated founces.
II must get Vail, Breun hoes, Sarceknet
Laise, Gluvs, Shimmyzet, Kulone. H
We confess we We're startled at the last
item, but think it means cologne. The
whole simply proves that wealth and intel
lect do not always hunt In couples.
RICHARDs was an inevitable ehewer Of to-
bacco. To break himself of the habit, he
took up another, which was that of making
pledge about once month that he would
never chew another piece He broke his
pledge Just as often as he made it, The last
time seen him he told me he had broken
off for good, but now, as met him, he was
taking another chew.
What Richard, saysT, 'You told me
you had given up that habit, but / see you
are att again. a
Yes, be replied, II have gone to chew
ing and left Of gingr
| AN Irishman asks Long Island woman
the price OF a pair of fowls, and il told,
"A dollar =
And dollar is it, my darlint; why, in my
| p0nTatrv Won O1igbf bl1U fhar,1 4s.r
apiece.
And why didn't you stay IN that blessed
cheap country?
"0ch, faith, and there was no sinpeace
4 there, to be surel'
THE kissing stories Of which we have re-
Gently given several seem to beget more A
gentleman in Richmond, Virginia, writee
that in the beautiful village of Lexington, in
the valley of Virginia, young gent having
devoted himself to the special entertainment
| OF a company of pretty girls for whole ev-
ening, demanded payment in kisses, when
one OF them instantly replied: Certainly,
1 Sir, present your bill -
SULPHUR AND CHOLERA. DIR. Herring
in his Domestic Physician, says of Ash
attic cholera THE surest preventive is
| sulphur. Put half teaspoonful of flour
of sulphur into each of your stockings and
| go about your business; never 90 out with
an empty stomach; eat no fresh bread nor
! sour food. This is not only a preventive in
cholera, but also in many other epidemic
diseases. Not one of many thousands who
have followed this, my advice, have been at
tackled by cholera. I"
COLONEL Wis fine looking man.
said jenkins
Yes, . said Noggius, I was taken for
him once. .
"You! why you are as ugly asa stump
i fence!'' @
Il can't help that; was taken for him.
| endorsed his note, and was taken tor him
by the Sheriff.
A PLAIN and unschooled man, who had
received his education principally beneath
the open sky, in the field and the forest, and
who had welded the axe more than the pen,
while speaking of children, remarked with
| true simplicity The little chips are near
est the heart
Mrs. PARTINGToN said she did not marry
her second husband because she loved the
male sex. but just because he was the size
of her first protector, and could wear out his
| old clothes.
| A PROFOUND observer remarks III have
often observed at public entertainments,
that when there is anything TO be seen and
everybody wants particularly TO see il, every
body Immediately stands up and edectualy
prevents anybody from seeing anything.
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A YOUNG lady who was rehnked hy her
mother for Sissing her lover, justified the
act BY quoting the passage IN hatsoever
We would that men should do unto you do
you ye even So to them @
We hear that His Holiness the Pope has
given positive orders that all his bulls shall
be kept within the precincts OF the Vatican
while the cattle disease il rife.
A UNION Of forces iswell exemplifed
| In the following:
IA Turk wears 10 many aeas i'm his shirt,
| that mathematician has recently demons
| tratea that If they should all Jump af once,
| they would carry him across the BosphoruS
THE rich, said poor jew, eat ycni-
son because il ish deer eat mutton because
/ ii ish sheep,
AN old bachelor says that the proper
name for nlarriaseablo yeang ladies il wal
ting maids