The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-08-21

40 keep dies offds Editors heel. and
Ia white boy 70 do de dirty work OBJ d.
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ARTENUs WARD DOWN EAST.
4 Ar,enWs Ward said be- only wanted
10 make enough 10 buy farm, and
then he should feel that he had MOI
lived In vain. do not want 70 live u
; vain. ] had rather live In West bFonE
show my picture shop; l do NOS Alng
; j give my pianist five hundred dollar.
q night, and his washing; but, as Siltd
I'm not Rsing-isl--nOt "a SUCCESS ~ thai
line. My agent once got loan nt rue
i ofSixteen hundred dollars TO lifl = mort
gage. A good fellow hO wus, and u was
gratifying 70 me TO accommodate HIM
70 see him .llftingp that mortgage,
! When / came 10 settle / told him thai
4 Iwould do the fliit thlAg By him, and
! las be had always been = goo1 ielteR
qdlld ilnr On half and Ctlt elShl
ilillllllf. lal'.s tte was 3ttpatt III ttilu
4 det hired W0Rld zee eiprocal6 my KIND.
! ne thtpN The other eight hundred
land eall n ,i9Afe,
/ Brigham Yoting has eighty wives, be-
sides those which are only "sealed,' y
and not with him.
4 The Vice President has two thousand
head OF cattle, and two hundred head
Of wives, They have an awful appe-
tite. ] once thOpghtlessly gave Il "fnln-
| ily ticket" to an Elder to attend my
lecture. He came and filled the whole
house. Twas success TINT night, but
1 didn't getRnymOney. Tho seventeen
wives Of u deceased Elder tried TO make
mo Mormon and marry them. They
wept; they hOveA sinh (seVenteon slghs
Ia sigh Of considerable siZe.l They
put their soft white hand In mine, tSeY-
enteen hands y surroundingme. There
was, alone, away from my parents
lIexclnim8d, ~ hope you have no dis
honorable intentionsr Az took my
self away, they said in their grief, at
I Is too much" That was just the thing
\ that troubled me In their reqUest--and
so said, at il too much !"
When captured by the Indians, ] saw
descendlngonme the gllstenlng thomas
hawk in the morning light had no
reintOrcementB-nO pOntOOns--IiO Inst
ditch with me, and had no female Ht-
tire, so SEE boldly, 81 surrenderW l
was allowed t6 march OUT with my side
arms, and green cotton umbrella which
my aunt nj Saccarnp Ind given me. l
didn't feel AEFail-nOt l-for Ind eX-
posed my life before. IOnce stood ut
Centreville and saw thousands Of bull
lGts-thOBe leudan mcSsGngersO Of death |!
thousands Of them passing close by me
I-packed In boxes and wagons.
FIsC&ToR AND rlscATRTx.
LiHcs HTiIicl tOdn Albnn Print.
AZ OH this pictured p0ge look,
This pretty tal0 Of line and hook,
Az though Il were novel book,
AmuNS and engages,
Ilsnow them both, the boy and girl;
She Is the daughter Of the Earl,
I The lad that llns his hniT In CtiTll
Ny Lord, the Couhtys page Is.
Apleasant plnce for such pair;
Tie 1CldSlie baaltlug ~ tho glnFei
No breath Of wind tie heavy air.
or ll1Y summer az lgells ~ ~
H1rl by, you SO the castle tall IL
Tie VlllRIe nett - Itlnnd tho Wall ~.
AS EOu1ld about The heli, VI EinAu
Young progeny OF chickens
II tistoohO to pace the keep: .4
TO climb the turfct iS to0Gteefl,
My Lord tie Earl Is doztng deep.
HisnOon day dinner over,
| The phEtern- -wardeT Is asleep,
Perhaps they We bribcd him not 70 pCepA
Anso Irum out the gate they creep,
And cUss the fields of clover.
Their lines into the brook they launch;
HO lays his cloak upon u branch,
10 guarantee lIIslady Blanche
Her delicate cotnplexioIl.
He takes his flpIet nom Ills hnunCll,
Tint lleaNIleSS doughty champion Staunch;
He'd drill II through theTtvIlls paunch
" That questioned his affection!
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You never mark, through trout or Jack,
Orllttle foolish tiClSlehack,
Your blteLl HnnrJRi mAy capture.
What care has aha for line and hook?
She t1ylS her back upon the brook,
Upon her lOvGrsey TO look
In sentimentaIrlpturo.
glowing pair! rs thus / gaze
Upon the girl who smiles always,
Tie little hand TINT ever plays
Upon the lOver'S shoulder;
In lOOldpgat your pretty shapes,
A sort Of elVio1S wish escapes
tsucll rs the fox had for the gRpGa)
The poet, yOnr bellOldeF.
To ehravc, handsome, twenty-five,
With nothing else on earth odO,
Butn dny long 10 bill and coo,
1t were q pleasant calling.
And Ind 1 such a partner sweet,
A tender heart for mine to beat,
A gentle hand my clIsp TO meet-
Idlet the world flow at my feet,
And never heed itsbRwllng. .a
THE VALUE OF THE oATH-A LESSON
FROM AN ICE CREAM SALOON.
Half Il dozen pretty women were
keeping up n lively chatter NIL to them
selves in IN ice cream saloon where we
sat down for II few moments. "Pm go
ing North in u few days" says one, ITO
buy some clothes.n "But, Laura, you
mustn't do that; you'll haye to take the
oath TO get Il pass; and you know you
were Just MS much Of Il rebel us ever you
were.h eyes, ofcourse," with pretty
shrug of the aforesaid Laura's pretty
shoulders, "but then--one must hnve
clothes, You know!" OfOld It was dis
covered that sermons might be foundin
running brooks. May not generals and
higher authorities who believe In hard
swearing as means Of grace, find a
lesson in craftsmanship from the gos-
sip of an ice cream saloon. Charleston
letter.
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