Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1865-06-16
Ole ga'it5eIIigentsr.
Mr.. Nasty Has a VIaIon.
SAINTS REsT, (Which is 10 the stait l
nv Moo GerseY. ] May 81. 1885.


Dreems wuz common in the old Skrfp.
tocrallooral times, and WuE considered ez
profeukte. had dreem larst mite, wich
may or not meme suthin. 81 1t may, Lord
help the uDdeFsined, is my prayer contia;
ooal!y.
dreemed / wuz ded-that assisted BY
tyfus lever and dokters, he'd bustid the
bonds OF mortality, and he'd sorsi TO the
unknown hereafter. Up went to the
gaits Nv the tother world, wher was con-
troptid by Peter.
"Wher yoo frum 2" seq he.
"Noo Gersey," SEE l.
"wuz 700 a good city zen I" seq he.
81 was dimocrat who never skTatcht q
tikkit," sez l.
"Hev 700 void that tikkit for the larst
4 yeers, and kin 700 redet" SEE he.
81 heV ard kin" SEE he.
''Tben yoor place is below" sez he
"Git." WITCH l did.
l met his Majesty Satan the l, at the
door, and he welcomed me corielly. Iwuz
difsppintsd in his persnel sppeerause. BE
wuz middle-tjed man. gentIemanly 10
style, ressmblin Gtffson Davis very much,
only heViu a more intellectual cast nv
countenaDse.
'.Welkum," SEE he. 81 heV been spectin'
yoo sum time. '.WeIkum, WeIbumw
"Hey 700 menny Nv the Dimocrisy with
700 n SEE l.
Not meuBy nv the gipooipe hopper
heds." eeE be.
Wv coarse yoO hewitt" seq l; I'VE eve
Tsge sz good e.
That's not it," seq he, gsziug onto me
with a e1preEbun Nv intense foudnis,
chats not jist it. Ali but about 10 or IL
from eeCh county git out BY Pleedin ignO-
renee aud idiocy, and sich. But it's all
rite. l make it up by heVin hevier force
spare sir up the few feeders. You kin
rede print, can't you r. he askt ankshusly.
81 kim" see I.
"All rite" SEE he. "Gefferson Davis
will be along in few months, tho eff he
don't show more man than be did when be
Nuz caught, bell make poor amoosement."
He's disgrace his secks-he ort 2
hev bin Woman," SEE /.
"Troo," retorts he, "but ez Shakspeer
SEE, there's a divinity that shapes our
ends'-Then Alec Stephens"
"WiIl you git him2 He wuz originally
opposed to seceshn"
"Tbst's my best holt. Davis WuZ alluz
n secesh. Begamin Wuz, becoz he tbawt
it wood pay-On them I've he'd morgige
ever sense they arrived at the yeers of
skountability. Stephens khode seceshn
wuE wrong-he can't pleed ignorance nor
uuthin, fer he warned his people agin it,
and then WIZ bot in2 dom it hisself fer the
poor priVilig nv playin I'd fiddle to Gef.
Davis, who drswd mizabIe bow hisselE
I've lockwood on him"
"Tell me gentle sir" sez l. show about
Fernandy Wood, Vallsudygum, ct al, ca
the lawyers say"
In doc time they're mine," SEE he
lance, even. They are now past forty, and
if they'd commence, in ded ernest, tryin to
do ez much good ez they heV bad, and lived
till they WuZ ez old ez Methooseler, they
couldn't make commencement toward
balanCiu the books. By the way, speekin
nv Methooseler, l he'd to waite pashently
fer customers in them days, when men
lived 300 yeers.n
There's CORY, Colorado JeWet, and
Alec Long" continnered he, 1--WE he'd my
eye on. Jewet and CORY I'll Iose-there's
place outside nv my joorisdicshen fer
sich. They amt responsible 700 see. The
deVils that wuZ cast out nv the man and
took refuge in the swine, left the swine
when they wuz drowndid, and hev inbab-
tied many men sinse. ZtVO UU en- air in
Cory and tCuN in JetOet, to day. Alec
Long h'E. every noU and then, gEimrin Nv
sense; he shotOs, OeeGshenally surface indica-
ShsnS 40 intellek, not quite enuF to make a
LunGtic 40 him, and too much for IDIOT
may git him and may not. But 700 will
hev plenty Nv comppy. The stand yoor
party took :.druv thousands nv men iu2
cussidnis, who kuode better, aud who, ei
let alone, wood hev lodged me. l hev an
eye on gum who denounst ValIandygum
and yet when the screws was br0t down
GREEN, (spd by the way. jist SIGH CE voc
turned them sed screws" and he pokt me
lockelerly in the ribs "actiIIy presided al
ValIsndyGGm meetins and void fer him.
Then, after he wuz defeetid, they swort
they didn't vote fer him at all, addiD dirty
lie 10 the original sin, which is giviu The
devil, (ez 700 stile me,) his due, will
compound intrest
"But e1coose me-Pll show 700 J YOGI
aPartmence. This way my deer SIR"
objected to gOin aud looked anxshusly
around fer a escape, Observin this :
change cum in Ger the polite gentleman
htOEe me. His eyea glistened, a ,sulfru,
sireem ishood from his mouth, his feet part.
ed iD2 hoofs, his Tigers elongated I'M
claws, observed a tale peepin down I'M.
der bis cote, in short he wuE transformed
into the identiole devil l had seen on sew.
raj occAshens, when lAbrin under attax o.
delirium tremeus, suPeriudOost by drink.
ing a bari er go too much elecshun wbiske
doortn holly contested cAmpRnes. He recbl
one claw fer me, when l awoke. say
WuE rJoist at fipdin myself still on prayin
ground is week.-Mrs. COY uuspeskable. l
can't inteprit the dreem.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
La't P"stur nv the Church Nv the Moo Dis