Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1865-06-22

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MR.. NASBY "MAKES A DELE
GASHUM Nv HISSELF" AND
VISITS THE PRESIDENT.
SAINTS REST, (which is in the staitl
nv Moo Gersy, May Is, 1865.
ALI the stats NV the North. and
the heft Nv them recently subjooga-
ted, all the Sosieties, Associashuns
and Churchis that ever I heerd NV,
hev sent delegsshuns fer the perpus
Nv volunteering advise 2 Jonson, the
moo Presydent. Feelin that Moo
Gersy should not be behind In the
advise bizniss, 1 elected myself a del
egashun, borrered clene shirt, and
travelled 2 Washington. ! wuz an
nounst es "a delegsshun from Moo
Gersy," and was towunst ushered
in2 the presents.
"Wher is the delegashun?" ejak-
oolatid the President, "hurry EN- up,
for I've thirteen more to reserve this
afternoon"
"Androo Jonson," said /, impress
sively, II represent Moo Gersy, a
stait that hez jest dun honor to the
deceest President.
"Troo," returned he, ''sich stats
honor patriots-after they're dead. 4"
81 resent the inslnooashun, with
skorn. Ez proof that the murder NV
the Presydent wrung the popler hart
NV Moo Gersy, let me say, sir, that
the Camden and Amboy Drekturs, at
a meetin calld fer the purpus, ab-
slootely yotid 2 carry the corps NV
the deceest Presydent over the road
fer half fare! homer never be4 skor
did to emmy livin or ded individjooal.
But let that pars. Moo Gersy needs
no speshl pleeder. Their she stands.
Look at her-ef you hev a myscro-
cope.
81 cum Androo ez a originel Dim
ocrat, whatever uther sins he may
hey committed, never skratcht his
tickit er dilootid his whisky. In be-
half nv that Dimocrisy 1 speek.
SEE hez been men 3hund 2 yoe
wunst er twict immense response
bility rests on yoor sholders. The
Suthern stats struggled fer their
rites, but were squelcht. They
fought like heroes, but fell, becoz NV
overpowerin numbers agin them
Their down-yoor iron heel is on2
their necks. What will 700 do?-
Will yoo grind EN-; er will 700 be
magnanimus?
"Wunst we wuz a happy nashen,
and we kin be so agin-it rests with
yoo. 700 must consulate the Dino
crisy. Our party north is magnani-
mus. We stand reddy to fergive
you for havin draftid us, for having
taxi us to support unconstooshnel
war. providin yoo'n stop now. Woo
our suthern brethrin back with jentel
works. They are a hi-spirid and
sensitity race, that kin never be sub
joogatid. Take en- sgin 2 yer buz-
zum, and don't hoomiliate em by de-
gradin condishins. Give EN- a
chanse 2 fergive us fer whalin NV en-
Restors their niggers, pay their war
debt, invite Magoffin and Vance and
Brown and the rest NV the Guvners
back to their various capitols-give
Lee and Forist and Boregard their
posishuns in the regular army, and
penshun the disabled confedrit he
roes. Ther mustn't be no hangin.-
Yoo've got that unfortnit STATESMAN,
Davis-he fell in2 yoor hads becoz
he wuz ignorent Nv the stile NV yoor
(tait Linkin's minyuns. He mite
hev knode that the sojers never seed
woman takin to the woods without
chasin her. But he mustn't be hung
Democrisy looks up the matter thus:
"Yoo cant hang a man for conspir-
in again the Convent onless he talks
up arms.
''Ef few take up arms, it's only
riot, and no hangin n after, cept when
Ablishinists like John Brown do it.
In sich cases, hangin is alluz in or
der.
'.Ef number Nv stats do it, it's
revolooshen, and them ez 700 capcher
must be treeted ez bellyjigger ants,
and primers NV war. To hang pris-
ners Nv war, Androo, is murder.
"This wood probably satisfy the
South. At the North, less is reqwir-
ed. The Democracy is eesily con-
siliated. Give our leaders enuff Nv
the offisis 2 support EN-, with the
privilege Nv managin things 2 SCOT
US, and the trubble is ore On them
terms well support yoor Admins
trashen, or any uther mans corjelly
and hartily, and peese will agin wave
her white pinyuns over the land, and
will continyoo 2 wave them ontil the
Suthern hart is agin fired.
81 hev dun-Noo Gersy hez
spoke"
/ rathern spect my words will bare
froot. Look out fur a change of
policy.
PETROLEUM V. MASSEY,
Lait Faster nv the Church NV the
niora-coohr-