Litchfield enquirer., 1865-09-21


 WHAT TO Do WITH JEFF DAv1s.-When the arch conspirato,r has had his trial, the best thing President Johnson can do, is to let the sub;ect d,oD.a oSDIaiioi sa''sas T5f isihiqgos ao di ifo E., asiA9a ts'iGJ 3&L aiGg sai9ad fpc riT IA little boy once, offered the following prayer; The Lord is. my shepherd, shall not want, He 1sadeth me into temptation. Amen. ss5 ! Why are ladies the biggest thieves , in e1, issteence? ste Because they steel their petticoats, bone their stays, and crib their babies. Yes, 1 and d16 hook otithitsy their eyes hsa 'G9 ,x,sx r
 a7-sAA.lw woman pq a yhoo was being examined in a scandal tcasei in the Madison, Ind, police court was jptsrregsted by the magistrate, as to wheth. CT she was the wifssefs the respondent. She replied, fe1',5sI l suppose Tn bis wife by brevstr fF-Fwo gerslstood upon the shore of Mas. sachusetts Bay bidding a sad farewell before Seth tere himself away; .Ill marry you when I come back, my Sally Apn,' says he. and then he took 2 little h smack, and went away to sea- sssr4 An, artist invited g gentleman to criticise apertraitth he had painted of MT. Jeuks, who was given itto adrink. i Putting his hands to! words it. ths artist exclaimed, Don't touch it; it is not dry.' .Thsp, said he, lit cannot be ny fss friend yepks 1ss r,l.,o.,a a.s;,.n ,ur sor7s4 Tha dmeslare, So sharls Ix can scarcely keep Rmgihaadpnt of fNa.er., Said, 6 husband to, bis "ifeawho wqsi iRporsuuing. him for a new dsessi sNoesshe, nsplied with anma, asperity.i . but you manage to keep it above brandy easy saouen-aoisBo si ii syhs ian4poL gHT '"' 'o --' WSen superforsraee like CUTS, saitl one ef' the chisalty to- aa moaesti locking Federal soidietscones6s censaes with an inferior .rac. '. like the neers' what dol you think witiuhe the resutT Mu'astoes.' was the ready answer of isees t'auk'' isoaI i.saaU ,ssk xss.ssf ,. o-tSonhe peopah plaee ahein ideas If shanrn;- ness upon one.thiAa aud vsane onpon aao,bes, Al lady imallesa calbup6aa q friend mho.badla,ss lg beenhi iu@rrieds baNHen ahesiahusbada oesmes home to dinner she said 1 have been to zee MEss -r U rsI WHli5epBsd her husbapd7.1 sup pessushes ssReynheRpy,z ,HsppEf' Il I yshduld think ,shsi ought to ;be, she has ceusrs hair sbawb twprthirds9 wphir besder.' bgs .lsaeqas xri sal- ADetroit pbeer y.ellsothisa afaanyo story :: A lady suspected her husband 6fimproeer in- tinacy with shahjred girl Without ipforming beF husband ofhes intention, she sent ths girl af that night spd Nspt to sleep ia the girls beds she bad not been been, there he. long When, some b0dy eaRe aad took lste the 0sherlpart 9f ths bed. sessty afterwards @ ah the lady arose for the5pdr- pose of exposing the intended in6delity of her spouse, She struck light, when To it was the hired man 6Yotos1ib s1aiaseauo3 aaT
 'H aTs sgsTaiosisgaM Iooa 10 not,sieasek ea 4- SAAspgsssyops pld pan whose life wss made niseraalsls by the clssteIing of two rival black smiths thsspsfvailea spons each of them to fsmove .hs the efst ot iA liberal PsGani4riH coppensa- ,sl0nss MAea theu money 9as paid dqFn, ,.he in- !asiasd Rhahsejghberhqpd ahsg giasepded tefe- noyednfas 5vhg,seiF, aEsplied Jack, Fi,h , grin on his phiz, Tom Smith moves to myn shop, and I move to hisr