The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1865-06-07
PARAGRAPHS.

YoUNG woman IS very much unlike o
horse. She loves to say yes, but be an-
swers neigh to everything.
- ( MEN who fight duels have generally two
seconds to live after they are dead.
WOMEN and children may not make q
very good impression at first, but the man
who has to furnish them with clothes and
shoes thinks that they wear wonderfully.
II you wish the public to have an inkling
Of everything, print it.
WHAT is your mistress doing?' 'Un-
dressing for the party, sir. -
THE birds are the most successful Of all
agriculturaliSts; their crops never fail.
THE old poets rode on Pegasus; the mol
srn ones have to go on foot.
LAwsUTTs-Prison clothing.
WE have it on good authority that the
gentleman who was afraid Of his life has
since put an end to it.
WuY are the rebels like vicious school
boys2 Because they dislike to be watched
by monitors.
A BACHELOR shoemaker says that an old
maid is like an old boot-of no use without
"a fellow ~
lhb WAVES VI ktIS bch oIC u fCiS WASHING
host.
A GREAT many persons are oil-struek who
b, fail to strike oil.
Iris we'll to contract debts IF they are
Of hinge dimensions, contract them as much
az possible.
INsoLENCE among men, though m upop-
ular currency, often has gold basis, ,--
SOME milkmen mix little water with
their milk; most men mix little milk with
their water.
The most powerful of ghosts--the spirit
Of the times.
If q lady contracts cold from wearing
hoops, she will have the heeping cough.
Coon injunction to hens-lay still
II AN execrable singer gets the right pitch
only when he is pitched out of doors.
WHEN lady is called on by ghost, she
generally receives her visitor Paris fashion
in bed.
THE poets talk muth about "dreatA mus
il" The only kind we ever heard was a
snore.
GREAT thoughts are not produced amid
noise and mhth The minds thundcrbolts
like those of the cloud s, are forged in 81
renee ana uaFklieSS.
NEVER sleep in the company of the la
dies if you do you can't wink at them.
MANY a brave soldier who has often
marched up undaunted to- the cannon s
mouth would shrink appalled, before the
mouth of an angry woman.
HALF the world misery Eden else) is
owing to want of money, andall that want
is owing to bankrupts.
a THROUGH the medium of mighty mind,
the central calm at the heart Of all agitation,
the stormy commissions of society may be
seen sileLt as IN a picture.
SINCFalTY, or what claims the name, is
always ready to perk up his obnoxious SEN
timents, unasked into your notice, as Midas
would his ears into your face uncalled for.
IMAGINATION isa good blood mare; but
the misfortune is, she has too many paths
before her.
Truth is one and poor like the curse of
Eijah's widow. Imagination is the bold
face that multiples its oil.
A BAD cold, like a murderer s conscience,
often comes upon us about midnight, and
yexes US for many hours.
SNAKES are things that we at once loathe
and long to look upon as the old enemies
and tempters OF our race.
is madly in love with her. You might as
well blame a crystal river that melancholy
man has drowned hims Elf in it..
INTERESTING it is to observe how GER
tainly all deep feelings agree in this, that
they seek for solitude, and how they are
nurscd by solitude.