The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1865-09-01
Petroleum =. Nasbv's Last.---He
"DreemS u Dreem.'
From the Cincinnati Commercial !
SAINTS Resi-. which Is in the S;ait
NV Moo GHRsY, July II. le6S.

From the Cincinnati Commercially
SAINTS Resi-. (which is in the stat.
Moo GEnsY July II. le6a.
Dreems Is becomin the most common
est recreation hev. | don't know
whether these dreems is the sperit ofproph-
csy. sugar coated with sleep, or whether
they are sooperindoost by the reglar three
quarters nv pound NV tlipc | eat al
about l - p. NJ: but dreemS | hev
Last mite dreemcd that l he'd brigd
time, and wuz set ahead about nine
months, which time brings forth events in
pollytiks us wei ez in other things too tc-
Jus to menShun.
Methot the South he'd bin consillvatid
and RECONSTRUCTED, ami he'd cum back into
the sisterhood Nv states, as sisters giner-
ally cum back after a quarrel.
South Carliny wuz representa- in the
house by Ginral Swashcr, and all the
lfhctt>, ct setry. and Missippv by a dozen
or . Kernels and Ginr;tIs. for that >tait
sent none to Congress ceptin its heroes
GetiSon Davis was 4 candidate. hut hcvin
sed, in his zccl for repuliashcn. that he
WIZ fer repuaiatin all debts. his con-,itoo-
cncy WIZ afraid that ne mite mcleod the
Contedrit war debt. 50 they detected him.
and electid Ginral MrGouium. who held
that the Felrll war debt WIZ unconstOo-
shnel. and must be repudiated. while the
Contedracys ought 10 be paid cz Il coU>il-
ltory measure. The yinooinc Dimocr~v
Nv the North he'd elected crluti members to
give the South controlc NV Coneri~.
In nv dream WIZ seated in the Gal
lery NV the House \ member from Moo
York WIZ inicrioo>cn bill arrropraiin
Il sum NV money for the purpose ny erect
i'll a monument TO the mcmrv uv the In
ion soIicrS who fell ut Gcttvsburg No
sooner he'd the fanatic red The title Nv the
bill, than Ginrals McGou@rum and SwaSh-
er, and Kernel Pcltcr. uv Georgia walked
over to his sect, and with their canes beet
him over the he'd, twenty or fifteen min
its He wuz carried ont fer dcd
Gincral McGougum claimed the floor.
"Mr. Specker." Sed he. I'm bilin -
lndignashcn * 4 hecvcn and to>~cn my
shlvelrus sole in most trcmeniuslv tumul-
chus Stile. | am, Mr.. Speaker. cityzen
NV this gellorus Republic stand here
: day. reconstructed and consillvatcd-a
loyal man. he, took the oath. and >cncc
hev VIOLATED no rool or custom Nv this
House. hev drawd nv pay promptly
hcv even vented so fur in the spcrit Nv
terglvcnl> and christian charity. ez Ia take
that pay in grccnbax, inStiI uy lcmandin
gold. notwithstandin every wun uv EN-
bears the portrait Nv that liendish ape.
that thlrStcr after core. that DESTROYER uy
habiS corpllSis and constoo>hncl rites, our
lamentd President After maxim these
Sacrifices shcl sit here camlv and allow Il
nlgger-Steelin Yankee t. insult the South
with alloSionS TO Gettysburg. and Sich p
Never! Shel Moo York miSsengennv-
genashunist, in this ere hall perpose , ap-
proprlatc the treasure NV our common
country TO commemorate field. on whic,
my constituency WIZ wallopcd, without
rebukc! Never! He hes bin rebuked-
let him heed the warnin"
Several AbiiShn members riz. hut tho
Dimocrisy WIZ firm, and wcodcnt let EN-
speek. The southern members WIZ q 20.
in to Withdraw in body, wen Fernandy
: wood rose and perposed a compromise, e1
: follows:
That harmony and good fcelin shoot
/ prevale, hcntz4th and forever.
J, The word War" shel never be yooseC
: in these halls, that when ever referred to
> it shel be termed MISUNDERSTANDING"
: That the flags, cannon and sich lik,
trophies, found by the Federal army il
1 various parts Nv the Southern Stats, b
2 to-wunSt destroyed.
I That penshuns be pade to the misun
derstandinists from both sekshuns, for ser
f vises rendered the Government.
e That the various fields on - whicl
f these misunderstanding occurred, be plow
e cd at the expense of the Government
: That no book he publisht givin an
Il akount Nv prison life or sich.
e That punkin orators in this House
: draw their halloosions to our miIitar,
fame solely from the Mexikin war.
e The compermise wuz NV coarse adopt
u id. Ez the vote wuz annonst, Ginril NJ,
e Goujum and Fernandv Wood rusht int
o eech uthers arms, and went down eec
l. uthers bax. while Kernel Peter waved
IS flag over EN-, forming picter trooly techi,
n 'Thank hevin," l exclaimed. ez awol
le frum this refreshin sleep, Crooks is de,
but his sperlt still live>-his sole is
l. marchin on. So long ez we hey soutl
ID ern dimocrisy to demand, and a Northel
Ie dimocrat 10 give, all will be well. Bile
ut the Lord"
le PETROLEUM V. NAsBY.
t. Paster Nv the Church of the Moo Di
pensation.