, 1865-10-21
mr.. Nasty bns Mo~s Horrible Vision.
tWritteu 10, the Cincinnati Ccmmerctail
2A1S1ss REST, {wIeh Is In the State nv
:. .Moo Ge41eY lcfn1es IL 18i5. {

9A1Srss REST, {~teh is IN the State nv
--s'Noo Gezsey, October 10. 1855
Last mite, weary and hseusted with readin
eleckshnn returns, picked up a yolun r.
peese, "IThe Last Man" Cammell is poick
--ihcr aint no doubt ur it. Ef my too pay
tial friends amt too partial, can wl.op lin
on the sublime, but, on the pathetics, ac-
knollidge him ex my sooperior- Be that e. It
may, tho poem made impression On my
mind, wlch Is proof that ther Is suthin into
II, and my mind Wuz dwellin onto II ez l
Ez yoosual had a dream, and sich dream
nay never hey agln. ..,: :. *,
Mctl.aut tha cpllemick, 1Wich Is now deTas-
; latin Europe, he'd struck Moo York. For .
time, il struck down all classes. The prond
Caucashen, the hidjas ntggSr, the noble red
Chinese, gil, all. fell afo5e tho ruthless de-
destroyer: But. ut last It abated, except 30
fur cz the nfgger WEz concerned. The whsto
| man WIZ spared, 80 Wuz the In}in and the
| Chinese, but among the Afrikins 1t ragged with
| redonbled fury. 0, It ,suz crushlnl The
planter looked abroad, md 10 tile stalWart
| iccld hand, wich wuz w,1th 81 800, wuz cold
| be looked, and alas / the brawny weach, wIch
qIluz bort him a picaninny, :wich wuz wuth
| 500 ez soon ez wcaned, wunst per year, and
| by a little extra whippin, did full years.
work, wuz PROSTATE in the cold embrace ur
death. Agin he looked, and NO to him the
octoroon, ior wich he paid s. 500, and whose
e. they wuz LII for 5000, on akkount Nv
their bay1n his blood In their vains, wuz torn
from his loyin grasp by the stronger hand Nv
disease, und wuznt with copper for any
purpus:
defatigable leaders whispered: "The niger
is tadin away f-sposin he bekums eztinck ~
| Whercupon a consultation Nv the head men
| WIZ held. In view w the crisis, a pair-onc
male and wun female, wuz selected and exam
incd by committee NV expert examiners In
life insurance companies. They Wnz pro-
nounced -perteek specimens entire sonnd
aud free from disease. These two wuz locked
up In room, IN q healthy locashen, aud
twcnty-four nv the most eminent physicians
nv the: country Nuz detailcd-ono to stay
| with them Wun hour UT each day, that, il
case the disease struck cu, the remedies
might be to-wuust applied, that, from these
two, the race might be propogated, and the
cappyt1e nv the party be preserved.
But all to no purpose. The last niEger In
the Yoonited STATES pcrished, and, finally
| thcse two wero struck and notwithstanain
The precautions adopted, they too died
There WIZ season Nacher sympathyzed
With the party in lis niIlicshnn. The heavens
wl:z clothed with lcadcn-colofed c1onds,
athort Wicl, ever and anon, flashed CLEANS
uv 1ooIfd lite. Low-volced thundcrs NUT
tered ominously, and birds and beasts run
l,owliu DER the ieclds. Dray horses fell dead
tranlickly from their coverts. and snapped
fooriously, u,adly, ut satczer came In their
way.
The last w the AfrikIns were LAWN pros-
trate III tic hall. Fernandywood entered,
md, ez he seed EN-, he bnstid into tears.
FAREWELL gnshed he IN long farewell,
last w cussid race! You wuz our tower "
wc bildedi IIatred Ut 700 give nc the Irish
yotc nv Moo York. O, how cheesin It wuz to
see them lambs bust yer heads, and Innocent
ly hang yoo mp to lamp posts! Bnt yoo'm
eone-yoo'm gone-and hentz4th li[e's
blank TO nc. Farewell, vain world l-for
vat ,, y w. " without ngger and sezin
pocket, he stuck It into his stummlck, and,
iallin across the deccest Aftikins, expired
peacefully.
franklin Pecrse approacllt. '"Alas md
art thou gone? Too troo, thou art In life
thou wurt lovely. Twas thou, alone, that
made me President; thy woo1ly he'd wuz my
my fisht-boweE, my left and ace! Ee l WIZ
Democratic Sampson, thou wast the hair
wich the peliler. Death, hez sheered orr
Fcrnandy, KUN: I kun I" and seezIn the
jack-kniie from bis hand, be plunged It into
his bowels, fallin across Fcruandy.
yalIandygum approacht. II, too, must
say farewelI,", scd be, kisin their cold fea-
turcs, "for thou vast my ankcr. Thou,
twnst; who made me CongTessman-thou cx-
lied me, md hatc ur thee gave me sJ0, GOO In
ten cent pieces when WIZ In Canady. Do I
want to 60 to Congress agin ? No. no no
shood he dumb, for the handspring uy my
elokcnce lies here ~ and, takin the jacE-
knife, Le immersed 1t In his bowels, and fell
across Pecrse. =.
Old Jccmes Bookannon, md Voorhees,, aud
Btite, and Florence, and, In fact, alt the lead.
! ersny the party, North, TO the number nv
spthh over zoo, kun up, and, each maxim .
short, orashun, stuck theIrselyes with the
jack -k1lfe, tallin across eacl, other, as cord
wood b piled. Finnlly, felt 1t dooty
+ owedto the party to fol1er SCOT. scezln the
I }ack. k.krilc, made my orashun {wich wns
tcciIen b and WAS nbont to sever my 1ntes-
tines, when seed quart hottie stickin out
Ut the nigggr's pockit. Drawn Il 4th, I
I pulled the cork. Glary II WIZ wliskey Two
sucks and 1t wuz Eoue-the room spun round,
and tell senseless on the top Ut the pile w
tled Democrats. :. -.
Jest then Hosris Grccly cum in. "Behold
Dc1nocrisy,n scd he, " ez 1t WIZ In the BEGIN
MIN, 50 It Is in the endin. Niger at the bot
tom, whlskey at the top, and q stink Ia tho
middte," nud, holdin his nose, he stumbled
out Of the room. ~,
] awoke in a cold sweat, happy to find that
it WIFE only drcem !; that the niger still
lived in all his cussftood, and that VIC still he'd
PETROLEUM V. EAspr,
Late Faster uv the Church Nv the Moo Dis
e LrQshEn.