Litchfield enquirer., 1865-10-26
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'-|'7 "' h' - ihf ''yg tt ..a' F A singular echo said to revsbrate around great many pesI Ioleum wells. It says Bityou-men !'ifT .t4k la .5:sa4 E
 -. Did the preacher pnt stamp on yoG when you were married, Mary2' "A stamp, chaflie2 Why, pray 2 Why, matches ain. legal without penny stamp, yoa kn9g !. v, .a-' Father, did you ever, have another wife besides motherr { No;1 my boy. what possess, ed you to ask such question ? Because 1 saw in the fen-ily Dibe sss, .pu no Domino 1885, and that isn't mother, for her name was Sally smitas :, ep --' No man, said Mrs. Burlington, ..was better calculated to judge of pork.than ny bus band was he knew what good hogs;wsre, he did, for he had beenA brought up with them from childhood.s r.4 -9
 DEspERArE-An honest Philadelphias Ger man got excited over an account of an elope- ment of married woman and exclaimed :.' If my wife runs away nit anoder mans vife, I will shake him out of her brooches, if she be mine own fader, mine Gotr ag..f, rs1 < - Sam, why am members of Congress like de '6shes?' aa"t [" s' ".a 9@3- a-t+s''4 a' 5a-
 T don't msddle with the subjsc' Pomp,'
 Why, don't you see. nigger 'cause they'se 50 fond of debate.' ...' TS - A newly married couple went to Niagara on visit, and the gentleman in order to con vince his dear that he was as brave as he was gallant, resolved to go down into the cave oi the winds She, of course, objected but find. ing that he was determined, affectionately re- quested him to leave his,posket book and watch behind. ,t; r2dG }1gf ' .et f Nor INSURED. "A family man, who reads with interest, the monthly column of acciden ts happening to persons not insured, contributes the following --...---.-....--- s''-@s { "A man in Burlington, Vermont, has eloped with three women. His friends are anxious for bis. safety. Not insured. --.
 nt- Peterson, the comedian. lent brothe. actor two shilngs, and when he made de mand for the sum, the debtor turning pesvsh- ly from him said ...........- i-.,
 Hang it! I'll pay you to day in some shape or other
 Peterson good humoredly, replied I shall be much obliged to you, Tom, to let it be as like two shillings as you can. saoal 7.4 l. = Massa C., do you know Lawyer ------ir ir de same building whara you office is2' 'Ob yes, Irreplied. very well.' Gosh, said Bill, he's got the littlest head of any man lever 4 seed.s At this remark, a big, fat, cuffy negro lounging on a settee spoke up: What use, $ man got wid a big trunk when he ain't ro. nc l clothes? F !, 5I .f5 sao44v s. {, 5ssIs,af
 = Last winter before the public, announce nent was made that the Keans were coming {, this country, Mir. Greeley tH. e. told friend that Ellen Tree, was likely to pay us visit zWhat!s said the friend, Ellen Tree ;Ithough she was dead, Her death was reported si,
 
 years ago. and the statement never contradict edp Well : replied Greeley, ga theore,icall sue has been dead She has resided in Austra lia, and that you know, is a future state r No Boys YET. ' A lady and gentleman calle at a store day or two since to make some pul chases.,1 The lady was talkatiye and purchase one or two articles. When the twain wer about to take their leave, the accommodating q salesman asked the lady who had done the talk Ing and paid the bill, if she would no. purchas l one or more of his beautiful hats for her boy, q ine lady assuming the dignity of Queen Elizs beth, said No; l have only been marie about twenty minutes have no boys yet
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