The Portland daily press., 1865-08-07

raal Southern skool. He puts G. S. A. arter
his name. onto the hotel register, and his buz-
yum pins. rings and the head of his kane is
awl made nv the bones Nv miserable Yanky
so;ers who fel at Bull run-he ses by his own
hand. and it must be so, for who ever knode a
Sutherner to boast vaingloriusly? We met &
embrast, weepin perfoosly: r.4
9Alars p sobbed the gineral, "wut nitemare
hes obskured our respectiv vishuns for the
parst yeers! ! waz allus a Unun man, al
ius, Allus, Allus The old flag I luvd with
more nor parental affekshun-2 me it was
more nor life !" oHiaeh
"Why, then, my ajacks," sobbed l, s'did you
raise your parryside hand agin it ?" 4lsl. q
"Why? my BELOVED. Becos my stait sgeesht
and waz karid along bi torrunt of bublik
opinyun which kood not stem, and / went
with her. But it is all over. We hev awoke
and I'm here in the capitol ofmy BELOVED coun-
try, under the shadder. ov that glorius flag
which is the pride ov Americans and the ter
ror ov awl week nashuns which hes territoris
contigous, reddy to take an oath, and resoom
the citizenship l lade orr, and agin run the
guvermcnt for its honor and glory.n
"Hev you a pardin,' ses /. "Methinks
wunst paper recht my humble village, wich
is anonymously dimekratik-it cum around
a pakage of goods from Moo York; and in that
paper | saw your name, ez won ofthe osifiers
who killed the niggers at Fort Piller. Am j
rite ?" sFai
'You air. I'm gushin child ov nachar-
Pm enthoOsiastik. Labrin under the same
delushun that secesht us, bleyed at that time
that wuz doin a good thing in KILN them
property ov ours that Linken he'd showed blu
kotes onto. | hev no apologys to offur-I am
now writin a justificashen.
-" and speek for thousands NV the shivel-
fIaa
square meal wunst more, am willing to be con-
siiatid. The opportunity is' now offered the
government to consulate us. We are return
ing prodygle suns--kill your fatid veal and
bring out your gold rings, and purple robes and
sich. We ask condishinS--we shel insist on
terms, but we are disposed to be reasonable
We air willing to acknowledge the soopremacy
NV the government, but there must be no hu-
miliashen. A proud, high-spireted people like
us uns, won't stand it,-no sir, we cann5k
Their must be no hangin, no confscashen, b
disfranchisin. We air willin to step back just
as we slept out, resoomin our old status, trust
IN to engineerin to get sech uther pints ez all
not here enOomeratid. Without them condi-
shuns the unionswould not be wun NV hart
twood be holler mockery Wat we air goin fol
is union founded on luv, which is strongerel
and more solder than muskits. Harts is
trumps- let the platform be harts and all is
we'll" a7ll aa ~
.But Ginral,c sez. L ssin all this wat do voc
perpoose for us norther dimocrts ?"
Towards them our bowels melt with luv.
We forgive yoo. If you kin take the old atti-
toode, well and good-ef not" si gf.lr
Hold" sez /, "don't threat. A ginooine
northern dimekrat wants but little here below,
but wants that little long. Give him small
post orfis, a Niger driver to look up to and a
Niger TO look down to, and he is soopremely
happy. Eff angle in glory wuz two offer 2
trade places with him, harp, golden crown and
all, he would ask oddsn So
"Uv course them positions you kin hev--we
don't want 'em. All we ask is to make the
platforms. and hev sich offisis ez hawty, high
toned men kin afford 2 take, and you uns kin
hev the rest" ~ aex sl
But wun thing must be understood The
scenes of the Charleston convenshun must
never be e-enacted-there must be no more
Dugliss's. Under the new dispensashen you
dance when we fiddle, askin no questions
The Suthern hart must never again be fired
it would consume ITSELF Y
4 Ez soon ez hev took the oath, shell i'm
mejitly go hum and run for Congris-see to it
that ye hev enuf dimecrats there, that we,
jintly kin control things. Nv course, in a
Union, by lup, there must be equality. Lin
kin's war debt must never be pade, onless ourn
ls-hlS hlreims must never be penShuned un-
less our patriots is. Wat deliteful spectacle
Men who yesterday wus a gougin each other
onto the field of battle, to day DRAWN pen
suns amikably, from the same treasury The
eagle would flop his wings with joy, aud an
gels would exclame, Dullyp / am disabled
from wounds received on the. feeld and rejoice
that our penshun laws is SO librel.
Go home, my friend, and marshel fer the
conflict. Tell yoor central Commits to col
lect expense mummy, and /, and Genral Ferris,
and Kernal Moseby, and Champ ferguson, and
Dick Turner, and Boregard, and that noble old
hero (take orf your hat while pronounce his
name) Genral Robert e. Lee, viii cum up and
stump the North fer yoor tikits hev dun
9Noble man." thot /, ez he stalkt majestical-
ly away, takin, in an abstractin manner, takin
my new hat and umbreller, leayin his old wuns
swho coodent foller the, and sich ez the, for
ever and ever"
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