Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-03-15

We nave celve9 IN 4eas bit in<
= The meuA NJ So RissA < Hma6kiea
lIsa aligned With ~ namss 81 Soc Mundy |
and thfOs q her chisf oGlcers, together with |
H nets h Sssis naDe clone. 6ue. ~ her Tn
dividual note, asks % 70 publish The com
municatien pf heEgelf, end her o9icers ~
proposes whsa soss 90 ~ neet 49,
u whatever currency We prefer. wen, .et
- think Whatws will take Pe1 -. We
don't want Il In Confederate notes, ior our
pockets wouldn't hold enough TO pay Tor "a
nip aeises. for See and ourselves. We
don't desire Il IN lead, for We have mettle |
enourh in ~ already. We don't want il in |
seesl, lor ws have quite - much point new
= We need. We .prefer not - ssAkel ~
hemp. f@ W are .temptssee4 nan, nnd
hare deddsd obieetiens - ,gstlsnt hjgh. ~
We wont accept II IN kisses, i6r " Would
rather be kissed by the devils dsu; hier
With her birthstone breath than BY tom
boy. Well netsubnit ts'have it IN hugs,
for those who have seen Sue in lSr guerrilla
costumssAy she is litte bare. So we u nos
sue To Sue for fivoss Of any sort. She has
done great deal Of stealing, but she can't
steal our heart. and we don't care to have
her steel hes own against U.s. She hascom
0itted great waste, but she can't commit
her own little one to our arms
We Gear thaA We can't maloss bargain
with you, peseey and gentle Sue. Still, If
you win name time and place, and promise
not to have any improper aims 1t w, and
not to look through ether sights on getting
| sight Of us, snd not TO brighten us, as
ghosts are said to be frightened, by = cock,
" my meet you and talk matters over
with you confidentialy. Abstemious ~ we
Gre, Ve would rather accept the contents Of
one Of your pilfered whisky barrels than
th~es Of your pistol barrel. = We would
rather feel the wadding Of your bosom than
your pistol wad. We would prefer to see
| al the stock you have ever lifted" rushing
! furiously towards W rather than behold
| your Cots stock lifted 1t ~. We should
be almost 40 willing to see the nipples Of
your bosom Is the nipples Of your firearms.
You may drill your troops o. thoroughly as
you please, but please don't go to drilling
big hole through us. 'Twould be better
that you pull hemp from cross beam than
trigger ut us. We have had many open
ings before us, but none so perllous as the
muxzle Of your Dcringcrs. You can spit
Are enough at us yourself without calling in
the aid OF your side or pocket arms. Many
think that it makes no difference on what
dav Of the week man dies, but we confess
tbst we shouldn't like to die of Mundy.-
We don't want TO be in front of you If the
brecch Of your weapon is going to commit
| . breach Of the peace. We desire to be
away If you mean to use the ugly prime Of
death against our handsome prime of life
If you come don bring Quantrell along with
| you on my account, for every limb in our
forests would, Of its own accord, twist itself
into withc Sat his appearance. We, il d.
vidually, won't harm you. Though some
what Of . woman killer in our youth, we
have got entirely over that in our manhood.
Let the interview be- soon, for We apprehend
that, before long, you will be like many
hens eggs we have seen--laid in the straw.
Folks call you Mundy, but We suspect that
you are all the week round Tell us wheth-
er you are as unprincipled as some say, or
whether you have "a living principle with
in" The very times, like or unlike your
self, are pregnant of great things. I'm
doubtedly you are now in perious stua
tion but you may in due season be triumph
antly delivered. But pray don't send aught
to be left in basket within our gate, for
the thing will not be sin to be laid at our
door.
| lou nave DecU M awful klIi. Que, we
must saw You have killed SO many per-
| sons. Of all colors, that no doubt white, yell
low and black ghosts haunt you continually,
the black ones coming by day because black
, doesn't show at night. Our journal may
|. bring you and your fellows to justice. and
thus be to you and them not only news
paper but moose paper. The authorities
civil and military, command us to cut down
I you and your gang wherever we can find
. you, but, il we wake up some morning and
, find you all hanging about here, well be
, hanged ourselves If we'll cut down one Of
you. And now. for the present. good bye
Susanna, Susan, Susie, Suky, Sue
CHARLESTON PAPERs.--The Charleston
Mercury was removed to Cheraw, South
Carolina The Courier did not move, and
continued publication, merely dropping from
its heading Confederate States Of Ameri-
ca" and forgetting to supply the omission
with the words United States of America.
The Courier was, in old times, the union
paper of the city.
A PARIS letter brings the important news
that the Emperor has shaved off his impe-
! rial, and now wears no beard except his
heavy moustache.
A CASApIAN member Of Parliament has
paid $500 and been imprisoned for fifteen
months for trying 10 enlist men in our