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The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

A CRUEL SELL-A wag in the West says
the following is true; but all our lady rea-
ders will know it is false:
Worthy c. is one of best represan-
tatves Of Young America that can be found
in the fast city Of Chicago. Standing on
the steps Of the fremont few evenings
ago, chatting with halfa dozen of the
boys their attention was attracted TO-
wards two young and evidently respectable
ladies enjoying an evening prone made.
"Bet the drinks" says Worthy, "that
make those ladies follow and keep pace
with me, whether walk fast or slow, for
ten minutes.
The bet was taken by Charley IL,
and he was invited by Worthy to come
along and see that all was fairly done. BY
this time the girls were passing. Worthy
linked arms with Charley, and, apparently
not seeing the ladies, stepped in the same
direction and directly in front of them, and
just near enough to let them hear his
barangue
The wedding was to be at nine o'clock.
The President the Cabinet, all the Foreign
Ministers, and the elite Of the city, were
expected to be present; and Bishop -,
with half dozen assisting clergymen, was
to officiate.
By this time the girls had overheard
enough to enlist their earnest attention,
and, almost unconsciously, were closely
following the gentlemen. Worthy proceed.
ed with a minute and eloquent description
Of the Imaginary wedding. The bride,
bridesmaids and the ladies present, with
their dresses, jewelry, &C., &c, were elabo,
rately portrayed and for nearly fifteen
minutes did the girls follow in close and
attentive pursuit without regarding either
the distance or the direction OF their
promenade. Worthy, however, had gradu.
ally turned corners and crossed streets
until the fremont was again attained. when
the gentlemen joined their confederates.
and the ladies passed on in blissfui ,gnor-
ance of the cruel sell to which they had
been so numerically victimized.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

WELcu-We are indebted to ROWLAND,
the late hotel man, the later produce buyer
and the "brick" at all times, for No. Of
the ~ Drych," paper published at Utica.
N. Y. Its motto our readers are welcome
to look at. English type are used. but, il
anybody but North Briton can tell what
the words mean, he is ahead Of US. Here
is the motto of the "Y DaYcH:" "Nswy.
ddiadur Cenedlaethol at Wasanaeth Cenedl
y Cymry yn y Talaethau Unedig" As
one of our grandmothers was a WEIGH
woman-bless her heart-maybe we don't
remember her kindness to little orphan
boy who knew no other mother than her,
self-we copy one sentence to give cur
readers an idea Of the consonant style Of
the Welch language:
'Ton rwydd, ganmoladwy, WV hon. +,
mad wv yn hynod am eli gwreiddioldsb, etc
y mae ynddi briodolaethau defuy
Y mac hon yn don gynuleidfaolir pen"
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

CHEEnlNG.-The junior Of this paper
acknowledges the receipt of letter from q
newly married friend in which occurs the
following remarkable but highly cheering
sentence:
"Well, JOHN, Matrimony is good thing.
In the language Of Shakespear or Pat
Henry-a little revised, and revised just a.
either of those distinguished married men
would revise it. Give me Matrimoay 0,
give me Death" Can't you say Amen
Go thou and do likewise"
The war is not over yet. NJ, and w
dread leaving widow at home Dependent
on public or private charity. "Don't Grove
the mournersP
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

Music. --Some one has said-Shakespear
we believe was the man-that man who
does not admire melody was fit for every.
thing bad. We do not subscribe entirely
to this, but we know there can't be great
effect in music without good instrumental
Accomplishments to the voice, and where
can you buy better Pian.s, Violins, Flutes,
Accordeons, &c., &C., than at Hubbard's,
next door to the Bank? He also keeps
every variety Of Jewelry. HARLOW will
repair your watche;
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

"RELIGIoN AND PoLITIcs "A cunning
politician is often found skulklng under the
clerical robe, with an outside all religion
and inside all political rancor. Things
spiritual and temporal are strangely jun
bled together, like poisons and antidotes
on IN apothccary's shelf; and instead Of a
devout sermon. the church-going people
have often political pamphlet thrust down
their threats. labelled with pious text from
scripture Washington Irpiac.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

FAyErrE Co.-The Bap.ists Of West
Union are preparing to build new and
more commodious church. We noticed
recently in Chicago paper that this sect
in that city are the most liberal church.
builders there: We clipped the article for
copy but it is now lost. =. g. g. A. Newcomb,
formerly Of Fayette, is now member Of
the Mo. Legislature. The Masons Of
West Union passed resolutions Of respect
to the memory Of John Winct, who died
from the effect of pistol shot received at
Teets' some months ago....B. Webster
and Prof. Brush have bought the large
Fay cite Store of w. w. Barnard & Go.
The purchasers are both good men, but
how will the people of Fayette do without
"Bill'' B.?
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

HAMMERsLoUGH BRos invite their numer-
Gus friends to their world. renown establish.
ment to examine their stock. We are
closing out our fall stock at reduced figures,
to make room for spring goods. Now is
your time to buy good goods at low prices.
HAMMERsLoUGn Bros, 1O1 Main st.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

The booming OF cannon and the potent
inspirations of martial music would have
completed the military picture presented
at tho depot yesterday. A company OF
battle tried and war worn veterans pressed
resoluteiy for the cars, and stern dete, mi
nation from many visage bespoke their
immutable purpose to-get exempt
Win0na Uem
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

Gen. Fry.
The Provost Marshal General is under.
going severe fagellation from all parties
and people. Condemnation Of him is not
now confined to the "base coppcrhcads''
! who have heretofore done all the mischief
in this war. br eathing time. Gov. Curtin,
of Pa, gave him fits direct, and the Senate
Of New York unanimously signed petit
ton to the President requesting his reno
val. While others are taking turn at
him, the New York World thus humorous
ly passes him down the gauntlet:
"The following formula has been supplied
As the aritbmetical basis upon which the
quotas are assigned to the several towns
out Of the net quota of the district: to net
quota Of district, multiplied by three, add
the excess of the district then as the en-
rellment Of the whole district is to this
sum, so is the enrolment Of any particular
town to the quota of that town, less the ex-
cess of men, divided by three. To put the
formula more intelligibly, let equal the
quota of whole district, and the excess
Of men then let equal the enrolment OF
the district, d that of any given town, and
6 the excess of that town. We have thus
the formula (3a plus b multiplied by d
divided by less y divided by s,equals the
quota Of that town. If mathematician
can account for this multiplication by three,
then mathematicians can account for any
absurdity under the sum-
The Co. Of Columbia is taken as an
illustration. The city Of Hudson is enroll
cd at go, its excess Of years is 210, and
its quota SO. The enrolment of the whole
district is 1857; the excess Of years
assignment applying to the city Of Hud-
son: a..
1892 multiplied by plus 1906 multi
piled by 60 divided by 1857 less 2l0
divided by 8 equals sc.
Adopting this formula, the quotas are
| really assigned upon basis of 1000 in
stead Of 800, 900, and that not 900, 900 less
the excuses in various localities, but 9o0,.
600 with all excuses added. A true for.
mula, applying our original reasoning,
would be plus multiplied by d divided
| by equals the true quota upon the basis
of 100000, with all excuses added. Or
recurring from the abstract to the concrete
1892 plus 900 multiplied by go divided
by 10,637 less 2l0 equals less 9, and Hud.
son City is found to be nine in excess of her
quota, when properly assigned, instead of
| fiftv-six behind it.
Now, this makes a vas. difference to par.
ties who are liable, although it is, possibly,
of less moment to officials with fat salaries
who arc not liable; and it is, no doubt, to
this species Of mathematical jugglery, this
arithmetical wriggling which nobody un.
derstands, nobody is expected to under.
stand, and nobody would care to understand
did it not affect their dearest interests, that
we are to attribute the excessive quotas OF
| this citv.n
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

DEArH-We are panied to hear that Dr.
Eastman, one Of the Assistant Surgeons of the
Hospital at P. du Chen. died on Saturday NOR
ming last. A gentleman from the other side
promised to write the particulars but they have
not reached US as we 60 to press The Doctor
died OF pleurisy and was sick only short time.
Several other deaths are reported as having
occurred lately at Swift Hospital. 1t is said
9;ptieyia prevails to serious extern.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22
The Races.

The Races.
Owing to the heavy snow of Tuesday
and Wednesday last, the races were not
enjoyed 50 much as if the weather had been
fair. On Tuesday there was an unfortu-
nate cattle sinking through the ice. Twelve
head were lost, the balance Of the lot of 40
----e s.uad: DR.. Shannon, Of DEBORAH, one
OF the owners, tells the u were worth
nearly $1,000. This cattle rescue disturbed
the races for Tuesday. On Wednesday
tracks were scrapcd on the ice ard the
trotting began from the east side of the
river to 1.-THE score," nearly opposite Hoff
mans Ware House, below town. Bates
roam colt, Durhsm's marc and Dykins'
horse went for the purse Of $5o-won by
Bates colt. On Thursday the $40 purse
wac ap, ''rorry Dasvs, oe LansIng, anu
"Bob-tailed Ben. of Boscobel, were the
contestants. Ben won two heats and
took the purse. Both animals trotted well
we did not get the time, but it was good
Frank Lewis, the owner Of "Ben," was a
stranger here, but his scntlemanly conduct
and the excellence Of his horse, won him
hosts of friends ere his departure. The
Messrs BATES, of Lansing, the Sanfords,
Of DEBORAH, Clark, Of Waukon, and others
interested in the races, are our well-known
neighbors, and hence it is unnecessary to
say they left the city with old friendships
renewed. True, the usual amount of
talk" attending horse races was INDUCED
in, but the i'll feeling of moment Of ex
element soon passed off, and all terminated
cordially.
The second trot on Thursday was be
tween Hammers horse and Dykins' horse
for $25-won by Hammer. A purse OF
$50 was then made up which was won by
Plat Sandford's Bay Mare "Zuzu," over
John T. Clark's spotted horse. On Friday
morning another club purse was made
which was won by Sanford's mare over
Durham's. This closed the business, and
during the day the strangers left the city.
There was only one accident, and that was
not bad: In one Of the races Plat San.
ford's cutter broke down jnst at the tout
come" throwing Plat out at full length on
the ice. Dragging dangerously thus, his
alarmed friends were rushing to the rescue,
when, with true racing blood" he cried
out: ''Let me alone till pass the score p
The ruling passion strong close to death, at
| all events. Plat was scratched little but
not much hurt; he won the race by taking
| the chances.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

FoE THE EAsr.-Special attention is
directed to the "Star" UNION Line Trans
pcrtation Advt. in this issue. Its repre-.
sentative, J. c. CHANDLER, Esq, was here
last week and made The acquaintance OF
our merchants and produce shippers. II
j. G. is not known throughout the west
personally, it is because of his modesty.-
'-kso was fususeriy D','.~. &c tina Adams Co
tW;~> L-1r~s~ssS"e, aud WAS et.eu-eur,ru
Shanghai" name that he can't rub out
nor wouldn't if he could. The company
he travels for is one Of the most able of oil
those who solicit the transportation trade
Of the country, and the words spoken by
Shanghai can be relied on as though they
were taken from the orthodox scriptures.
Ship by the Star Union Line and do all
your business through it, if you would
secure an advantage in forwarding or re-
ceiving grain or goods.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

SOLDIERS HoME.-A Fair will be held
in Milwaukee, commencing June 2Sth, to
raise fuuds for Soldiers Home in Mil.
waukee. Next week more about it. Mr..
Treasurer Tallmadge will accept thanks for
his kind, complimentary letter.:
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

Stock RAlsERs. This Office is now pro.
vided with JACK and HORSE cuts suitable
as headings for Posters, interesting alone to
stock raisers. Printing done in the best
style and at ordinary paying prices.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

BAcHELoR's DRILL FALL TN--Love with
some nice woman on the hrst opportunity.
ArrExrIoN-Pay to her assiduously and
respectfully.
RIGnr TURN--To WHEELER's Boot d
Shoe Store and secure fit before it's ever.
lastingly too late.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

Hon. Jn0. A. Kasson.
We like this man. He stalks out in
meetin," and is not afraid to talk at the
heads Of the latest leeches of Government
men "who cut fantastic tricks" in dress
made by tailors in the shop Of "bref
authority" KAssoN, of Des Moines. Iowa,
now in Congress, lately offered resolution
inquiring, in substance, If Z. NJ. Stanton
was more than mortal-if he had carte
blanche to tie up and hold in durance all
he Judged his foe''-if he could insult the
Representatives Of the people who respect.
fully inquired why this or that outrage on
human rights was committed. Verify
there is hope for all of US when SO strong,
and at the same time so able partisan as
Mr.. Kasson, strikes boldly At the head
aud front Of absolutisrn. The Chicago
Tribune, true to the President, no matter
what he does. assumes that Stanton must
DO right, or His Imrnaculacy would dis.
charge him, tells Mr.. X. that be has only
advertised himself as "snubbed" by the
Secy. Of War. The State Register {Des
Moines) strikes the Tribune by calling il
sn "intermeddler," &C., 81.
Mr.. K. proposed to raise committee Of
investigation, and in the course Of long
and able speech no used the follow Ing
language:
''For myself hope that this committee
may be raised; and | will be the first t.
vote for the exculpation of the Secretary
ri War If he be found innocent Of aggres
sion on any persons in the Army or out Of
the Army. wish it to be understood b,
the Army Of the United States that although
its officers may be compelled to tremblc a,
his power as that of an absolute dictator
the Congress of the United States thinks
it right to inquire into the management
Of his Department where either the liberties
Of the people are concerned or the rights Of
gallant men in the Army may be denied te
them.
One thing more: II he be the man he
Is charged with being, who could in june
last have exchanged prisoners of war o.
the United States on terms recognized
throughout all civilized nations, yet left ten
or twenty thousand Of our gallant men tc
perish in rebel pens during the last sum.
mer, again End reason why this admin
istration Of that Department should be in.
'yestigated. l do not want the letters to
increase on my table urging Congress ia
investigate some of these facts connected
with the exchange Of our soldiers in rebel
hands. For the satisfaction OF my own
constituents, At least, / desire TO have an
investigation wherever the lt!il interests
may require it, and wherever the military
rights Of soldiers or the personal rights Of
citizens arc involved"
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

GEN. GRANr.-The apologists for Mr..
Lincoln, in his late demand for peace terms
on a basis that could be nothing stronger
If the war were closed by the entire sub.
jugation Of the South, state and reiterats
that the southern commissioners had no
intention to make peace on the basis Of
Union and that hence their mission was .
pretense to gain ti:ae. In justification Of
the opposing argument we only have to
quote the opening sentence Of Grants dis.
patch to Stanton. When Grant objects to
the publication of his dispatch as officially
to become a matter Of record, it seems to
US the President should have withheld it
from the public; that he did not, implies a
wish to raise an issue with the General
Here is the point; we italicise the last
lines:
"CrY PolN1, Feb. /, 1890 P. Mt
Hon. Z. II. Stanton Secretary Of Var ::
Now that the interview between Major
Eckert, under his written instructions, and
Mr.. Stephens and party has ended, will
state confidently, but not officially to be-
come matter of record, that I am con-
uinced, upoa, conversation with Nessrs
Stephens and Hunter, that their intentions
are good, and their desire sincere to restore
peace and UNION"
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MARRIED.

SETH T. MIScKLER, well known to citizens and
the North West married (if alive) on Tuesday,
Feb. 2st, at Chicago by Rev. Arthur Swazey, to iss
Mollic Mcigs, all Of Chicago.
This has been long time expectation with u.s. and
tender congratulations of the sin friendship
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

CRY ELECTION. the first Monday in
March our city election comes Of. AS the
city is now divided into wards, we suggest
that each ward select its candidates for
Alderman and its delegates to town or
party caucus Gf party caucuses are to be
held.) In this way the general caucuscs
or meetings will be much more likely to
give satisfaction.
Come now, ye ambitious ones, get up
and dust-the time approaches when you
will start on the road to everlasting fame or
be left in the valley Of o5scurity for one
more year, at least. Let each party select
their best meh; or, il party is ignored, let
good discretion rule the joint meeting in its
selections. The management Of the public
affairs Of this city for some time to come,
is no very desirable job debt is here and
difficulties are ahead, aud the best Of judg.
ment will be required to administer our
city government matters creditably-we
dare not say that any body Of men can do
it satisfactorily. There are always per-
sons, however, who want TO try their hands,
and to such we say Ego in," if you can.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

Tue Oil City Reporter says that Ten cents
is now demanded of every visitor at the
Maple Shade well for sight. What is the
price VI 4 smell
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

DIR. T.. 3. FooTE, 1880 Broadway, New
York, read his advertisement in another
column of this paper.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

TINES OFFICE, Tuesday, Feb. 2l-4P.

TINES OFFICE, Tuesday, Feb 21-4 p. NJ
Snow going of with rain. Very sloppy. Not much
business doing. Fr1ces low. warm. wheat, IN Cut
cago, LAB Las. Gold, Tuesday, 20l The successes
of Sherman have reduced gold since our last issue from
21s@2.0a to 201A. What the next few days may
bring forth nobody knows. The river will break up In
few days: the ice Is now unsafe for teams
Bcntons Co. do not change their prices from last
week.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
Paw Your Taxes.

NJ OTICE 10 hereby given, that will remain In Nc.
Gregor until the last of February for the purpose
of receiving the County and State Taxes for Mendon
township, for 1861 All persons interested will
time and money by calling on ne st. Reuben Mobiles
Deputy Treasurer
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

THE BURNING OF CITIES The following
extract from letter Of Jshn Adams to his
wifi, is copied from Letters Of John
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

The OUrsiDE.--PoETRY: The Love
Knot; War and Satire. Original matter:
British America; Exchanges; Billingsgate
terms; An Estray; Donations; "sells;"
From Julesburg; College boys; Oily; Jim
Mckinney; Anythings; Editors; Wheeler in
rhyme; Death Of VIM. Rockhill; Roots as
food for sheep; The usual quantum Of an
ecdotes and miscellany.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

A NAN in Pennsylvania died lately from
paralysis, produced by buckling his skate
straps so tight around his ankles as to pre-.
rent tho blood from circulating.
The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-02-22

Soxas.-The Baker family will be here
10 few days.
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Dissolution of CO-Partnership.

ME co-partnership heretofore existing under the
l. name and firm OF w. H. HILLS CO., is this day
dissolved, owing to the death of W. H. Hills
The business will be carried on by Peterson Larson
who will receive all debts due the said firm and who
will discharge all liabilities.
SAMUEL J. PETERSON
HANS LARSON.
McGregor, Iowa, Feb. 49, 1865 436w4
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report is humbug. He designs going to
Chicago in few days to engage in the
wholesale Fruit and Grocery trade. :.
Messrs Calkins & McCraney have removed
their business to the east part Of Buck &
| Bicknell's Furniture store, on Main street.
They arc much more convenient to the
public than where they formerly were in
the Bank Block. Those wanting to see
! U. S. Assessor or Collector will know
! where to look ARMSTRONG, is the Lans
ing Agent for the Accidental Insurance
Company; he will not be afraid to come to
McGregor now. 1t is believed that Capt.
Sherman is exploring the oil regions Of N.
Y. and Pennsylvania; Charley Delano is
passenger Conductor during his absence.
;. =. Dean and Mason inform US that the
smallpox at Monona has played out The
case (only one) developed was so well car.
ed for that the contagion did not spread.
Honor to Monona. .Dorr Hoxsie will
have another ball on Wednesday night to-
night. If the weather is favorable DORIS
Hall will be crowded. .. .Sleepier's ball at
DEBORAH is on the 26th. The notice sent
here was for the 2sth, but as that comes
on Sunday and We know j. W. to be pious
and3steady, we printed his tickets or cards
for the Goth. Maybe Walt. Sanford made
the copy "2sth" for joke; but he denied
the suggestion and we turn him over to
Sleeper. -. The religious revival still con
| tinues. The Churches are filled every
1 n;,bf opd r.. \ - A. ~ - - 81 sS'-
| taiuly some sign of an extensive reform
We have heard two very able sermons
lately; one on 1.-THE burying Of talent" the
other on "the decetfulness Of the heart"
Each divine spoke the truth in kindness
and this always wins regard.
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NrcGregOr Western Railway.

McGregor Western Railway.
On and after Monday. November 2lst Trains will
leave and arrive as follows:
TRAINS LEAVE.
North McGregor, $50 A. NJ. and SIS r. II.
TRAINS ARRIVE.
North Mcuregor, 1880 A. NJ. and 400 A. NJ.
Milwaukee q Pr. du CHEN Railway.
TRAINS DEPART.
Mail and Day Express Passenger, ...."7:15 A. n.
Night and Express Passenger, .........3:40 r. II.
TRAINS ARRIVE.
Mail and Day Express Passengcr,...e:30 p. n.
Night and Express Passenger, "."."."".6:00 A. n.
Chicago T. North.Vcstern Railway.
Winter Arrangement
On and after Monday, November 2Sth, trains viii
leave and arrive at Chicago, as follows:
WISCONSIN DIVISION.
LEAVE ARRIVE.
Day passenger,".",.."."."e:oo 4. N. s:4s 2 A.
Night ....-.~~m.4:30 P. NJ. 500 A. NJ
Woodstock Accommodation. 300 p. NJ. 1000 A. NJ
Madison ......4:3O r NJ els r n.
Sleeping Cars on all Night Trains.
G. NJ. WHEELER, GEO. L. DUNLAP,
General Ticket Agt General Supt.