The day book. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 1857-1867, 1865-09-04
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And too hundred we'll !
&c The Nice President has two thousand hea6
aaof cattle and two hundred head of wives. Thet
y have an awful appetite. I once thoughtlessly
Hgavea family ticket to an elder to attend, M,
iseleetnre. He came and filled the whole hotsd
Twas a success that night, but Tdiden'f GET
hasny money s349a' i39t IL "2TS,o3 %'sR
1881" Phe seventeen wives Of deceased Eide
q. trled to make me a Mormon spdgnarry them.
The wept; they hove a sigh-(seventeen sigh
"a sigh of consd efable size9 They put theil
soft white hand, in mine, seventeen hands, |
surrounding me There | was alone away
from my parents I exclaimed. hone = uoa
hdods no 1tlsshonefa5ae8 isTtentfo,SsJf A took
myself away, they said in their grief, 1t Is TOD
nuc7f That was just the thing that troubled
sbneiini their request +aandi sosI saidy II rs TOD
gldnsGAy ,9yIai 20 oaduq err baa ,snQithq yrs
yasIMhehe captured by the Indians, / saw de,
''ssndihg On the g1isteniing thomas Hawk in.tht
morning light, / had no requirement.
poatooas no last ditch with me, and had nc
lafepaale attire, so Isez boldly Isa,renaerhs |
Eswasallowed to march cut with my side ARM
and green cotton umbrella with my aunt al
II Saccarapy had given me, didn't feel afrait
sF7Tnot I-rfon Ihad exposed my life before,
S once stood at Ceptereyille and saw thousand
Of bullets-these laden messengers of death!
thousands Of them passing closely n1e--paek-
in, boxes and wagons 5sib sssiSsa.a.. o-iag
Not far distant from our good village, there
lives . mans whose spouse one day in a pet,
refused to speak for eight or ten days Well
fthe husband poor fellow although her silence
- sometimes used to be most devoutly wished
for, wished to hear again, the clipper of that
u little BELL that sometimes made his ears tiugles
d she Was inexorable, = AT last he bit upon al
expedient that brought her to- her speed
Ssagains she was very neat and tidy about hea
q furnd and apparel, He stepped into an
sothefaf e9h, opened a bureau, and commenced
10 throwing the contents ION the floor. She camt
IN when bhad'nearly completed his work. %
tanbling out silks, laces, handkerchiefs ant
without thinking screamed out ENERGY 7 .whas
in the world are you doing r'a5 Nothing, only
looking for my wife's tongue, which | have
found in the bottom of these drawers"
Brown whowiths dear Mrs. B., had Tough
through married life of many wears, was al
length taken down i'll, and as it appeared
Brown was likely to "let gojr it was though
advisable to, send for the Preacher. u The
Rev'd gentleman having arrived amongst other
questions, at length asked Brown if he didno
.Dfeel alarmed atltle near prospect of meeting
Ethe, skiing Of Terrors," Brown mildly replied,
that lie had been living wi ID the "Queen Of
Terrors" for the last thirty-hve years, and he
didn't think be could be worsted: !; q. an \
Charley W-7----7,, a manly little fellow d
1--we years, fell and cut his upper lip 50 badly
thatta surgeon had to be summoned to sew up
the wouiadto He sat on his mothers lap during
the painful operation, pale, but very quiet
9boo1
In her distress the young mother could NOT
leave dishguring scar r /. Charley looked up
in her fearful face, and said, in comforting
tone, ssNeyer mind mamma, mgr naustache aciN
scopsfI ID 81 ei,4 10 sa3 ed o. bsa59iasat9s Il
' A barber in En- gland, during the prevalence
OF the cholerasexpnessed his opinion to a Gus
toner on whomi he was operating that after
all the cholera was in the hair. "Then,1 was
il flhe answer 9you ought to. be very careful
Yaswhat brushes you use tsOh, sir, said the
'tabarber, laughing, s"P' Didn't mean the air Of
v the led, but the hair IS Of the hatmosphere.
eR u. No man can do anything against his
= VIII" said a. metaphysician. Can't he,
i thought exclaimed a ivillainous-lo looking man
= standing near; II Iahave a. brother that went
ITO Botany Bay against his will, anyhow"
An Irishman being in church where the
"a oollectien apparatus resembled elections boxes,
a iat} its peing handed to him whispered insthe
carriers year that he was not naturalized, and
II; would not vote. sssos va - t ~
o,A toast given, a few years ago. for the shoe
and leather manufacturers: May they have
an the, women ip the country to shoe apd tile
men to boot" aoifas1i /.