Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1865-06-28
PETROLEU VI NASBY.
He IS Makes DeIegashum nv IIIsselfS
and Visits the President.
SAINTS REST. (Which i, IN the stait uvl

| All the stats Nv the North, and the hefl
NV them recently subjoogated, all the
Sosieties, associashums and Churches that
ever ! heard Nv, heY sent delegashnms fol
the purpose Nv volunteerin advise . John-
son, the moo Presydent. Feelin that Moo
GerseY should not be behind in the advise
bizniss, / elected myself deIegashun,
borrered clene shirt, and travelled
Washington. | wuz announst es "a dele
sashun from Moo Gcrsey," and was to
wunst ushered in the presents.
"Wher is the delegashun q ejakoolatid
the President, "hurry EN- up, fer I've thir-
teen more to reserve this Afternoon"
Androo Johnson" said l, impressive
iy, :" represent Moo Gersey, q stat that
hez just dun her honor to the deceest
President"
'Troo," returned he, "sich stats honor
patriots-after thy're dead,
" resent the insinooa shun with skorn
Ez proof that the murder Of the Presv-
dent rung the poplar hart NV Moo Gersey,
let me say sir, that the Camden and Am
boy Drekturs, at a meeting called for that
purpus, absolootIy voted . carry the cor
pse Nv the deceest Presydent over the
road for halffare "A honor never be4
akorded to emmy liyin or dod individiooal
But let that pars Moo Gersey needs no
spechel pleeder There she stands. Look
at her-ef you hev microscope.
q | cum Androo ez orignel Dimocrat,
who, whatever uther sins he may hev com
mi ted, never skratchet his ticket or dioo-
TED his whisky. In behalf OF that Dimoc-
risy | spcek.
Ez bez been menshund YOU wunst
or twict, immense responsibility rests
on your sholders The Suthern stats
struggled for their rights, but were squel
cht. They fought like heroes, but fell
hecoz Nv oyerpowrin numbers aein um.-
They're down Yoor iron heel il on2
their mex. What viii you do? Will you
grind EN- or will you be magnanimous
"Wunst we wuz a happy nashen, and
we kin be so agin-it rests with 700. Yoo
must consulate the Dimocrisy. Our party
North is magnanvmus. We stand reddy
to forgiv fer havin draftid US, fer havin
taxi US to support an unconstitutooshnel
war, providin y0o II stop now. WOO our
Suthrin brethrin back with ,jentile words
Tha air a high sperrisid and sensitive
race, that can never be subioogatcd Take
EN- again 2 yer bazzum, and don't hoom-
liate EN- by dcgradin condishins. Give
EN- q chance to forgive us fer whalin NV
EN-. Restore ther niggers, pay Their war
det, invite Magofin and Vance and Brown
and the rest Nv the Guvners back 2 ther
various capitols-give Lee and Forist and
Boregard ther posishums in the reglar
army, and penshun the disabled confedrit
heroes.
"Ther mustn't be no hanging Yoove
got thsr unfortnit STATESMAN, Davis-he
fell in2 yoor hans becoz he wuz ignorant
nv the stile Nv yeor (lait Linkin's) min
yuns He might here knode that the sojers
never seed woman takin tc the woods
WlLDOut CudSlu nei Dut IS HluoG HOt be
hung. Democracy looks upon the matter
thus:
" 700 can't hang a man fer consririn
agin the Guvment onless he takes up
arms.
"Ef a few take up arms, its orly riot,
and no hangin matter, cept when Ablsh-
nists like John Brown do it In such
cases, hang il alluz in order.
/" Eff a number of stats do it, it's re-
volooshen, and them ez yoo catcher must
be trceted ez bellyjigger ants, aud priz-
nurs Nv war To hang prizunrs w war,
Androo, is murder
"This wood probib1y satisfy the South.
At the North less is rekwired The Di
mocrisy is eesly constituted. Give our
leadurz enuff of the offisis 2 support en-
with the privilege of managin things
SCOT us, and the truble is ore. On them
terms We'll support your Administration
or any other mans corjelly and hartily
and pease will agin wave her white pin>
vuns over the land, and will continyoo
wave en- ontiI the Suthcrn hart is agin
fred. hev dum-Noo Ger=ey spoks.
Il rather spect my words Will bare
froot. Look cut fur change polisy.
PETROLEUM Y. NAsBY,
"I,ait Faster IF the Church uf the Noe
Dispensashun.