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Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08

SPEAKER CoLFAx ON MoRMoN Pc
LYGAMY.-Hon. Schuyler Col.uz, 10
recent address, dwelt torcbIy upon Oh,
present evils and future dangers Of poIyg
amy as practiced in Utah aad thas fa
tolerated by our Government. We copy
from a report Of the address;
"What was the remedy Tolerauor
encouraged polygamy. The Church, con
tro Hing the Territorial Legislature
shields it, and the problem of extirpatins
it is difficult of solution. Obedience tc
the laws alone will secure its abolition
trenching not on their religious faith O,
church organization, but on their practice
of what civilization and the laws define
to be crime, the Mormon must learn thai
there is limit to assumed revelations
that the Government cannot tolerate A
revelation TO commit murder, arson, biga
my, or treason, 10 defiance of its laws
This clear line of distinction between tol.
Grafton Of religious faith and federation of
crime must be drawn. II is now beipp
drawn by the Mormons themselves, and
seceders 10 large numbers are LEAVING
Utah.
He closed this branch of his lecture
by saying that the plain and palpable
duty OF the Government is to repeal the
entire polygamy law, and tolerate pIu-
rality in all territory subject to Govern.
ment authority, or enforce the law and
tolerate it nowhere. Leading United
States officers in Utah practice polygamy.
No man should hold an office under th.
Government whose laws he violates. No
polygamist should be a Government con.
tractor. Mining, which is under the
Mormon ban, should be encouraged. for
the mineral wealth of Utah is immense.
and the miners are anti polygamists.
Evangelical churches should be estab.
lished and sustained there. The mem
bers OF the Territorial Legislature should
be required TO take oath of obedience TO
the anti polygamy law, as a test of their
eligibility TO act as such.
The homestead law should be omen
only TO those who obey all the laws of
the Republic. These earnest measures
taken, and the Pacific Railroad buil,
a tide Of immigration into Utah
the speaker believed the whistle of the
locomotive would sound the REQUIEM oil
polygamy, and the pickaxe of the miner
dig IFS grave. Utah with its immenss
advantages would be redeemed. and Sail
Lake City become The great city of the h
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08
ORLEANS FURNITURE lSHOP NO /

4 E. DWINELL Keeps Constantly on hand
-. good Stock ofFurniture of all kinds that
cant be beat in price Or quality in Orleans Coun
ty, or Barton. Consisting in part of Sofas,
Lounges, Stuffed Cane and Wood Seat Chairs,
Tables, Bureaus, Bedsteads Chamber Suits,
'Children's Cribs and Cabs, Mirrors, Picture
frames, and Capino's Spring Matrass Also good
assortment of Collins and Casketts with En-
graycd plates.
u All kinds of Furniture REPAIRED. IN
Also Cane Seat Chairs NEWLY SEATED. and
made as GOOD AS NEW.
Glover, March 9Th 1865.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08
M A N HOOD

How LOST-HOW RESTORED.-Justp ub
IA llshed, a new edition of Dr.. CUIyERwTII.'
CELEBRATED ESSAY on the radical o7iye with
out medicine) of SPERMAToRRHdA, or senina
weakness, involuntary Seminal Losses. I,,po
IEi'cf, Mental and Physical Incapaciy, Imped
lments TO Marriage, &c. also, Consumption
Epilepsy, and Fits, induced bys elf-indulgenct
or sexual extravaganza. oN-N'
u Price, in sealed envelope, only cents.
The celebrated author in this admirable ESSAY
clearly demonstrates, from thirty years sue.
cesstul practice, that the alarming consequences
OF seii-abuse may be radically cured without
me dangerous use Of internal medicine or tbe
application OF the knife--p0inting out n mode nj
euIe ~ once SIMPLE, certain and effectual. by
means of which every sufferer. no matter ,,bo,
~ us conulIlon may be, may cure himself cheap
- This Lecture should be in the hands of cv
cry youth and every man in the land.
Sent, under seal, in plain envelope. TO any
posi- pad on receipt Of six cents or TWO
post stamps. Address the publishers.
CHAS. j. c. KLINE * CO
lN sovsry. New York. p. o. Boy l,xas
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08

MERsToN.-The London Times, in it
extended biographical sketch Of the lat,
Lord Palmerston, states the following
interesting facts:
"Nor was it merely his frame, his dex
terity, and his good humor that thus sue
ceeded he worked hard for success ever
in extreme old age. AS young mar
he did less than his friends expected o
him; as an old one he did far more
1t was amazing 10 see how he could 81
out the whole House Of Commons in it,
longest sttings. At or 4 o'clock in the
morning he was the freshest and liveliesr
man there, ready with lis joke or a clever
explanation to sppease the irritability Of
worn assembly. Besides the toll of de-
bate and incessant watching in the House
Of Commons, his office work was enor-
nous. His dispatches, all written in
that fine bold hand which he desircd tc
engraft upon the Foreign Office, are in
Vulnerable. His minutes upon every
conceivable subject of interest in the last
fifty years would fill many volumes, aud
it is 10 be hoped that some Of them viii
be published. Moreover, in private, BE-
was always ready to write for the inlor-
nation of his friends, and he always wrote
well. We may add, in a pareuthesis, tina:
generally he wrote standing.
To get through this immense amount
of work he lived during the session what
most men would regard as an unwhol,-I
some life. -Four days a week, when the
House sat at night, he dined at 3 o'clock
on other days at half-past s. When his
dinner was late he took no lunch when
It was early he seldom took any supper
While yodng men went off from de-
pate to enjoy comfortable meal, he sat
IN the Treasury Bench all night and
lever budged from it except TO get cup
f tea in the tea>room, where he liked to
ossip with whoever was there. For. [
nth all his official labors, he kept his $
old on society and enjoyed life like 5
outh. {
Lord Palmerston-and in this Lady
almerston resembles him-was in his 5
Try nature genial and social. They Il
we'd society-not necessarily their own 81
ciety, but all men and women. In the
untry, as in town, their hospitality was st
bounded. A large family circle con- u
ually gathered about them, reinforced
whoever was remarkable for political pJ
literary or artistic eminence, for sport, '"
travel, for military or naval exploits. a'
were welcome, and all found ia both
It and hostess sympathizing audience. 80
t they were never rich until latterly, al
even at last their means were as
hing when compared with the opu- cy'
&c of many who never open their ou
RS except TO the members of coterie wa
this was the result of prodigious len
llity. Any doubts on that scors might my
settled by seeing Lord Palmerston al OF
ublic dinner-he sat down to it with !
zest of an Elton boy or by seeing o. o.
! on horsehaek--when nearly an he
ogenaIian he would ride some l ) miles ste
over and think nothing Of it. His w
ID never lost its interest in whatever tea
} new" pc
~ f.,
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08

"a ILDEN'S Extract of Buchu for Kidney
Complaints, for salo at the IrusDurgh Drug
Store.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08
ABOLISH the CREDIT SYSTEM

RACK Hair and Side Combs of all kinds.
~ Fine Ivory and Rubber Combs, long dres,
sing Combs, Rubber and Hornl Fancy SCANS
Tor Toilet and Shaving. new lot of bunch
glass Beads Jewelry. Emory Balls, Crochet
Needles. Perfumery, Phalon's Night RIoominc
Cereus, Lubin's Periumery and Extracts, Du.
points white Water Lily. Birney's Extract Pond
Lily Tor sale at the Irasburgh Drug Store.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08

4 tALF WALLETS and Port Monies for GEN.
~ tlemen and ladies, Violin Strings, Violin
Bridges and other trimmings for the same. Gun
Caps and Gun Tubes, new and large lot of
confectionery OF the best quality, Payson's In
delble Ink, Nichols Preparation of Protoxide
of Iron and Bark, also ali of the popular patent
medicines of the day, for sale at the Irasburgb
Drug Store. -
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-12-08

Toll is the price of sleep and appetite
of health snd en;oyment
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Man must have occupation, or be mis-
cradle.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23
Grant at the Tomb OF I.Ineoln.

One of the local papers gives the fol-
lowing account of Gen. Grants visit to
the tomb of President Lincoln at
Springfield, ILL.,:
On Wednesday, the General and such
of his party as desired, visited the tomb
of Abraham Lincoln, Mt Oak Ridge
Cemetery. The remains are still un-
buried, and lie in the reception-house
just as they came from Washington,
watered by the tears of the nation. A
guard-tent is pitched opposite to this
house of the dead, on Il rising knoll,
surrounded by trees. Three sentries
guard the sacred remains night and
day, and the stone doors are kept open,
SO that the air may circulate freely
through the place. An iron gate pro-
tects the remains from n close intru-
sion, although one can see the two cot
hns-those of the father and of the dear
little son, who was carried there from
washington with him to their finnl
resting-place. The grounds are very
wild and beautiful, and capable of the
greatest Improvement, as soon as the
tree landscape gardener shall appear
1t Is laid out in roads and lots. and in
terspersed with patches of greenery and
ltne shrubs and beds of flowers
Streams OF delicious water run through
1t, and birds sing in the grand old for
est trees-the Rborigines of nature. 1t
Is altogether as beautiful as the vale of
Tempe, described by Anacharsis. The
General was very much impressed with
the sight, and stood gazing upon the
cothn containing the mortal remains
for long time. He afterward wrote
his autograph in the register at the
cemetery, aF-.ta
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23
ARceneinthaFntnro,..

In n lecture recently delivered at
Chicago, Grace Greenwood adverted to
n scene TINT, will doubtless one. day
be common one. Speaking of the fu-
ture ofour country, she drew a picture
that probably many TINT read these
words may live to see: -.-f l,ft
We may picture to ourselves group
OF noble young lads, some ten wears
hence, thus proudly accounting for
their orphannge-an orphanage which
tho country should see to it shall not be
says one, '.AEy father fell in beatinF
back the invaders at GettysburR.S b
Says another, HlIll father. fell on I,ook-
ont Mountain, fighting above the
clouds" Says a third 4 !" ny father sui.
fered martyrdom in Libby Prison. q
Says dnOther, my father went down in
the Cumberlandn yet another, "afV
father Iyas rocked into the long sleep
below the wave, in the IRON cFI,tile of
the Monitor.n And there will be hhpless
lads who will listen In nournful envy.
saying in their secret hearts, tEAlas, We
have no part nor lot in such gloryings.
QKf fathers We're re6eLSl" And here
and there a youth more unfortunate.
VIII steal away rom his comrades and
murmur, in bitterness of soul, stAh.
God help mel Ny father was Copper.
headE"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23
Gdnfati0uaI.
WheeIing Female college
WHEELING, ". VA,

I'D .H-. 1AHEELANGS WI VA.
TIHIS INSTITUTION, CHARTERED
y with tnl COLLEGIATE powers In 1854, and
5ScenllS reoLgantzed under a new Board of
DlfectorsJ VIII be opened as collegiate insti-
tute on the first Wednesday in Septemher
net ns1t 4he buildings are now being tho
throughout,
In the liberallty of Its arrangements In the
extent and comprehensiveneSs OF Its course
of study, In It's methods OF tuition and GOV.
eminent, and In the ability and experience OF
Us BoaI ot instruction, the public may rely
upon It's being hrst-clRSs seminary
Having had many yearS experience in CON-
ducting leading Educational instItntions II,
me nc eastern and Middle States, I feel assured
thnt with the liberal patronage and the ear
nest cooperation Of tile citizens OF Wheeling
ana vicinity, the College Will soon be able to
eNLehu 70 young ladies all the facilities for an
accomplished education to be found outsid
OF our eastern metropolitan cities
II ahords me the highest satisfaction to be
of teachers of distinguished nbility eSne-
rtence and reputation. u
a NORMAL DEPARTAIENT will be organized
" " an early day, having especial reference TO
lhe preparation OF young ladies for the busi-
ness OF teaching. '--N
enter the collegiate. ~
The Institution will he conducted upon
principles the leading ch1rctes OF tiiis viSIIi.
Y, the Methodist, the Presbyterian and the
Eplscopalian, being represented in the Fncul-
80 EXPENSES PER QUARTER
TUTTToN-FiTSt Preparatory. 81. Second
Preparatory, 81; First COllegiate, s.; Second
collegiate, Sli Junior, $40; Senior, SI2 70:
1sltn, french, German, or other Language S5:
Experimental Sciences, s. exfri, each: BF,,,ST!
Ing g; Painting in OH, $40; Pastel, $40; Gray.
on, s. MUSIC, on Piano, $40; Use OF fnstru-
ment, g go Vocal Music. $40; Fuel, ID and ID
quarteB, 90 cents each quarter.
e.i bS91ARpIS45i Fuel and Lights, s.; Washing,
SS weekly Board, nom Monday to Friday
night, So 5OS Fuel and Lights, 81 E
bills Doth Tor tuition and board payable In all
cases at the commencement of the quarter
Sept. 9th, Nov. 18th, Feb. LIST and April 18Th.
L. c. LOOMS, A. N. 81. D.,
July u, 1870. 10 .'7' pFEsSl1aINf
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23
DIR. T. J. KISNER,

FTNENDERS HIS THANKSTOA ALL THOSE
L who have favored him with their con1-
dence and patronage, and would inform his
friends and the people generally, that hewill,
the coming year, occupy his old of1ce on I'd
street, near Reed & KTnft's Drug Store, Centre
wheeling, w. Va, where he may be consult
ed In reference to their disease, the natire and
character OF which the Doctor il able at all
times, ana under all circumstances, tOdescribe
and to assure OF the probable result md dura-
ton Of treatment. He practices the Eclectic
System OF Medicine, using mild but effective
remedies, supporting instead of depressing
the Vital Powers The medicines used by
him are prepared and put up In his. own
Office. Besides the Treatment of Acute Dis
eases, Dr., KIsner will give hisnttention tnthe
treatment Of all varieties OF Chronic disease.
That scourge Of the human race, Scr0fuln, In
all Its ynTied foFIns, viz: Pnrulent Discharges
from the Ear, so prevalent among children,
Puru1ent Opihalmtn, Ozenn, Enlarged Glands,
Ulcerations, Cancers and all varitteS of Skin
Diseases, will receive his spectnl attention.
Diseases of the Throat, Lung and Hear, I.iv-
er Complaints, DiaITh6A, ,Dysentery and Piles,
Diseases OF the Urinary Organs, syphilis, &Ci,
Nervous and Spinal Affections, EpuepEY,
Rheumatism Tnd PARALYSIS, Diseases Of He7
males, DyemenoTThea, LencorThea, PTolopSu8
UteF3,. and all Painful Irregularities and Her-
you8 DtSeases To which they nre subject he
ue1tg successfully. The treatment of Chill
DREN WtllTecetVe the same attention as here
tOfore. All consultations and coInnIunica-
tons strictly confidential, and win receive
prompt attention. Night calls cheerfully an
EWered. ONCE houB from o to II A. NJ, / to
and to9P M. jun2
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23

ABOUT a week ago, says the New
York Tribune, NIflesian female of
huge proportions and irnte looks, ap-
preached one of the departments at the
postoffice, and, not Immediately seeing
clerk, she began to thump the boards
and create quite acommotion, when the
clerk appeared and demonstrated on the
impropriety of her conduct. She look
ed at him fiercely, placed her arms
aklmbo, turned up nose which nature
mad sufficiently turned up before, Jerk
ed her head, crowned with an a6und-
ence of red hair, toward the left side
and looking as if she sought to annihi.
aails aats nun Wlth n glance of mingled rage
and malice, exclaimed:
"Where's moi letther?n
Clerk-"Whnt letter, madam ?'
muny." 10y
''Mhat money!"
"What money! why the three cints
gey you to sind letther to Boston Yi'
Why do you want your money
Ear the letther nivir wint?"
Glow do you know that?"
Becase whin the Postmasther an
sweTed 1t, she said she nivir resaived
HOW How did he answer it if he never
"Now be aisy and hould your whist
and give me the muny. Win you or
"a, Certainly Y no. You must be mad to
NNe mad?"
Yes, mad as a March hare.''
Did yes call me hare ~ s-..
At which interrogntory the clerk
smiled, when the enraged woman burst
into the following rcjoinder, and de-
Bad cess to yey, you dirty spnlpeen,
I'd pull the whizzen out OF yez and Welt
your sowl like an ould shoe, you dirty
omGdthdtOn." (Anglice, fool.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23


OHATTED FooD.-As an illustration
Of the value of conversation in its
more familiar forms and its daily re-
quirements, consider Its service at meal
times. General usage has determined
that three times day we shall assem-
bic with our families for the common
purpose of appeasing the demands of
hunger and satisfying the fanc,as or
whims OF the palate. Moreover tn
many men these are the only times iof
the day when they can have the onIor-
tunity to meet all the members of their
family in free and unrestrained inter
course. Now to make this occasion
s8l91ethlnS s1l1 more than nero feeding"
una 70 elevate IT TO the dignity of Ta-
tonnl intercourse, conversation Is indis-
Pehsable. We must open our mouths
LOT something more than the reception
OF 1000. AS mere hygienic rule, I
wish that excellent old Proverb could
De circulated among our rcOuntrymen.-
"Chatted food is half dipeStpfl .
would almost pledge myself by this
single rule to cure or prevent nearly
half the cases of dyspepsia Rut for
nIIgher reasons chiefly speak of il now.
we ought to insist that everything shall
De favorable at meal-times TO the trIIest
soclaplllty. No clowded brows, no alb
- faNOASuASAGu 4 utInGanOr. Rn0nln
be permitted at our tables. JVboevoI.
Is not ready to do his part in making It
cheerful hour should be made to feel
that he does not belong there. Better
the mefest nonsense, better ANYTHING
that Is not scandal and detraction. than
absolute and freezing silence then,
am sure TINT the usages of all the most
civilized and refined people will bear
me out in this,-that the only way to
ugnlly our meals, and make them
something better than the indulgence
OF mere animal aFpetites, is 10 inter
sperse them largely with social talI,.
mere, II not elsewhere, we look for the
solutalingua. There all reserve md
em6Rrrassment of speech, we trust,
Will have vanished, and each will feel
free to impart to the rest his most low
Gus moods. Shall we ever realize this
place of eating? Washington urged
-cheerfulness at the table.
[AHdntie Monthly.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23
From The Neio York PoSt.
FITZPATRICK ON ANOTHER RAID.


To horse TO horse! another rsidl ,-..fl
hlPatrlck draws his battle blade
10 10 Wege the war, and he will win IL: ~.
2T1,n He ilyes ;3, 70 fight our Northern foes, ~
W NO trembling stand in rebel shoes:
His nat Is found, ~ his head "a IN 81 30 20
hnrI1h tor MS "HAT'' and head 5
''.i 4HIlE55 4HIETSh 5,f for +, the hero bold
hnrrnh ioE the troops he ledl E
lal r Hurrah for the starry fold I ~
AwayI away .fFom tent to frontl
1he DEtNestl boys VIII bear the brunt;
mn. Ihey hasten to the post Of honor
Their ballots fall where bullets ZEN
And honest history shall ten % ifs'' 1
Of Peace with Freedom smiling on her.
dmrInh for the sword and men
.Ha huFTah for the boys In bluei
HnTah for the cavalry men!
HurTah'for the deeds they dol
Spur onl spur on ! from post to most -... w..
Win changing swords, a gallant host
i mat nat ollen whipped our proud Invaders,
The rebels are not All subdued'
AUD wings TO speed, ye gallant raiders
dnrr1h for the lnds that Fidei f.-
Hurrall for the men we tTustI
durr1li for the nations prIdeI DO
Hurrah for the cause that's lust I
From battle ground to battle ground
clearing q grave Mt every hound,
60 win the praise of song and storyI
from vale to vale, fIOm hill to hill
20 %here sweet flowers their odOrs spill
Gfi, Oh mounds where heroes sleep in glory.
a-tIf4a dnfrah for the heroes RoneI E.
,HurTnh for the heroes hereI
hnflah Tor the cause they WOnI
'L- hurrah for the nag SO dearl
Speed on speed ont and thwart their nIan
VINO would nbduct our foremost man.
ry ana with their sick ming incense blind him:
Heed FilpatriclI's 's loyal words
FOR theY do battle like his swords,
And Slny the foes that crfnge behind him
hnTIah for the sworli that clInks i
HurEah for the spur-clnd heelsI
Is t-' HnrrRh for the head that thfnlIsi
durrah forthe heart that feels!
unscrupulousands shIewd are they.
w no wear the blue OlItSide the gray,
And shout our patriotic hozannahs:
You cannot see the bloody baIs, p
FOR they are hid behind the stnER
they bear alolt onr loyal bannerSl
HurIuh for voters trueI
HuIInh for the sons of hIarsI
hnfrah Tor the banner bluel
HurrIh for the stripes and star, =
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1865-09-23

TURKISH BATHS FOR LADIES. Fresh
from the bath. Did you eyer take a
Turkish bath, NelI3 fancy not. They
are scarce luxurles In this country; but
let me describe one to you while I am
still glowing with the warmth and fric1
ton generally bestowed, and my mind
and body sympathizing with each other
in elasticity and lightness. am inclin~
ed to have very good opinion of my
looks reflected in the glass, and consid-
er the present fresh, rosy hue, a good
exchange for the old sRlIow look. But
come with me and take a bath, in inn
aginaton, Mt least, and see if ii is not
well worth giving good deal of pains
to enjoy We go down a flight of stairs,
open a door to the right, and enter the
Frigidarium, which, to translate to
your unaccustomed ears, means nice.
comfortable room, filed with easv
chairs, and lined around with little
curtatned apartments, which are dres-
sing rooms, ten in number. You enter
one of these apartments, disrobe your
self of your attire, and take upon you
the bath garment, which is single
garment of rectangular shape and Ttir-
key-red hue, known us n 1Cumne-
round" This Is tied artistically over
the right shoulder, passing under tho
lett one, and descends about to the
you the next
room-the Tepidarium. AS YOU open
the door the air within seems as hot as
an oYen-but don't shrink back; Won
have not reached the hottest place vet
-and in a moment or two the sensa-
ton is very pleasant. You seat YOUR
self on softly-cushioned lounge; an
attendant vets your head in cold
water and wraps you forehead in
wet towel, places tub of wnrm
water at your feet, and having immers
cd your feet thorein, you lay Your head
back, fold your hands, and begin to feel
at peace with all the world, and with
the soft light rom the stained glass
windows upon your eyes, feel as IL it
would be the easiest thing in the world
to go to sleep. Soon the Precipitation
begins to start, and we are conducted
by our attendant from luxurious
warmth to lu1urious Gotness-f -fnto
what you learn to be "S6datorium, .
meaning, In free translation, the hot
place. You are stretched upon acouch,
a sheet thrown over, You, and the air
enVelops you like a liquid element,
warm, delicious and there you lie till
bathed in a profuSe Precipitation, and
you are wet with tears of sweat, Then
4 you are laid upon the shan1p poofnp
4 bench in the middle OF the room, and
your limbs and body rubbed and
lSneaded till all the old skin Is gone,
4 and every Joint islimbered, while 6ains
and aches flee to parts unknown.
sponge bath of soRp-suds and a shower
bath, the temperature gradually lessen.