The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1865-03-23

ton in our Midst.
Americans give cart Soldiers s,ten.
toni A revolution has taken place IL
our midst which will require the combined
energies Of all the "geese" on the con.
tinent to restore QUE social system TO its
former distracted, disturbed and frivo lous
condition. The right Of fctolu,ion has
sevsr beer denied, and the "ganders" in
our midst in order to preserve their honor,
their strength, their glory and renown
right nobly hav. taken upon themselves
the fearful responsibility Of showing 10
the world and all the ancient "gcese" in
the country that they can and viii be
freei But TO explain. On last Thursday
evening, the yeung men of this city COM
prisinr as noble set Of youths as any
town can boast Of, assembled as a party
at the Shawhsn House, where "mine
host" p. p. MYKRs, Esq, prepared in the
finest style bounteous repast sufficient
to sssuage the hunger the most hungry.
The guests numbered over finy. After
the supper wns over. THs. D. TomB.
whose digniied presence graeed the head
Of the table, announced that the regular
,oasts were ia order. Tnen followed the
regular toasts and a number Of volunteer
toasts, minute Of which we were not
fortunate enough to procure. We uader-
stand they will be published IN extra
Form. The speeches on the occasion
were brief, happy and wel.timed. The
party also sang several songs Of a pa.
trio,ic and sentimental nature. This
"least Of reason and flow Of botol" lasted
until the mid hour Of night, when the
party adjourned to their respective homes
in the best Of humour, and much clated
over the success Of their first trial in
having social party composed ohtirely
OF their own Sex.
The causes that led TO this kind of
social reunion Of the young men of
rIfIin are founded upon the feet thu, the
young ladies Of this city have been hay.
ing number uf parties composed cxclu
siyely Of themselves during the past
winter, and the young men, ii order to
their indcpe ndence Of the
peuicoat rersuus on, had nothing left but
10 rctaliotc in similar but more brilliant
demonstration. 1t is said that Rome was
saved when the geeso ctcklod, and we
have no doubt the "gander" party will
have similar eficc, upon our distracted |
Union, for since then all the "geeso" in
the vicinity have been in "demorllizcd
state offcrmeG;," as eylnccd by their de.
iermined and persistent squawking.
The following Resolutions were unaui
ncusly adopted:
WHEREAS, the young ladies' ofthis city
nave daterm ned tu hold social ent, r
.,inmcnis exclusively for themselves,
Therefore,
Resolved, That We. the young gentle.
men of the city Of Tfin in convention
issemblcd, on this 18th day OF NJ lrch, in
be year Of the reign OF Abraham, the
tn, d. most sincerely declare, that we
stand upon our inelionablo rights, life,
liberty, the pursuit Of hlppincss aud
single hlcsscducss.
Resolged, Thit the action of such
aides leads US to oAclaim:
Away, away, you're all the same,
hlttcriug smiling, Citing throng;
Oh 10y our souls; We burn with shame
rOthink we've been your slaves so long
Resolved, Taat We chcrisl, the memory
II the dear departed, aud wish them u
luppy time in the land Of ancient maiden
ndies.
Resolued, That this action is another
violence cr the Inconsistency ard tickle.
Tess of woman, and that we leave them
To wasto their sweetness on th, desert
Iir."
Resoltsd, That tho first young man
hat sh1ll be found violating the rcsolu-
ions Of our organization, shall have his
lame stricken from the rolls-hava his
lead shaVed-be labeled "weak-kneed
,aRder," aud be drumcd out of tho rank,
o the tune OF the Rogues, March.
ResolUsd, That to give permanon-y to ,
ur orgoniz ition we establish u reading =,
Dom.