The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1865-11-30

Ii Chloride OF lime Is molstened with
muriatic acid, and placed 10 drain, vault.
or cellar, and closed from the air listlc
while, the rats will depart, becau.e il ~
will be death to remain. This 10 also q,
good disinfectant, and will for time
cure the etlluvia Of dead rat. One ap.
p'ication Of dry chloride of lime TO raa
&aien %-rvuU~u,-v 4, nsa,ssu s'fs" ssass.
A story is related Of an honest farmer,
who attempting to drive home bull, got
suddenly hoisted over the fenco. Re-
covering himself, no saw tho animal on
the other side of the rails, saving the cir
with his head and neck, and paving the
ground The good old man looked stead
lily at him for q moment, and then shak-
ing his fist at him, exclaimed, "darn
your apologies, you needn't stand there,
you 'tarnsl critter, bowin' and scrapin'
you did it purpose
DR. Worcester, the photographer, late
ly deceased, hns left the copyright Of his
quarto dictionary to the American Bible
society aud the American Peace Society,
to take effect after the death of his wife.
Harvard College is to have the collection
of valuable works in his library not pos
sessed by that institution, after which
tho library will be divided among tho
heirs, but in no case are books or maps
to bo sold at auction.
A dashing young bachelor lately ap.
peared in Central Park, New York, with
two handsome ponies, whose tails wero
done up to look like a lady's waterfall,
and cooped up in small fish nets Tho
resemblance was capital, and tho team
created great sensation.
The damsel who was accused Of break.
ing a young mans heart, has been bound
over in the bonds Of matr'mony' to keep
tho pieces.
A hair.cutting machine has been in.
vented in London. They used to have
one in France--it took tho hair of clean,
head and all
An exchange describing q celebration,
says: "The procession was very fine and
\ nearly two miles ia length as was also
> tho prayer of DR.. Perry the chaplain"
"Mothcr," said a little square built
urchin about five years old, "why don't
the teacher make me a monitor some
times? l can lick every boy in my class
but one."
= There is fellow in Washington who
is constantly in trouble. If he wears
trowscrs the police arrest him on suspi-
cion that he is a woman in Disguise
8 When ho dons petticoats they arrest him
on suspicion that he is a man.
A State fair is a queen IN Agricultu
> raj fair is a farmers daughter; church
:, fair is parsons wife; soldiers fair il
r the best looking girl he can got hold of /;
a charity fair is a female pauper; and
the most unpopular fair in the universe
! boarding house fare.
!; A worthy man who was hcstatine
Q whether he should marry woman pou.
It but eros. grained, OF another who wal
e amiabc but not especially religious, ask
= cd his pastors advice upon the subject
,: lie advised him to take the woman he
!. loved, remarking: John, the grace ol
4 God can live where you and can't
G BENEFITS or ADvERTIsisG.-Ro
IT marking upon the fact that celebrated
n pill-maker paid five thousand dollars fol
advertising his wares, Mr.. Barnum says
e "Advertising is to a genuine article
what manure is to land-it largely in
d treases the product Thousands Of per-
s. sons may be reading your advertisement
h while you are eating, or sleeping, or at
y tending to your business; hence publl
o attention is attracted, new customer
Ie come to you, and, if you render them
p satisfactory equivalent for their money
they continue to patronize you and re
commend you to their friends
!, sa5.The Keokuk Constitution Of th
n 10Th says:
i "a canal boat propelled by steam, q,
, rived at our levce yesterday, direct fror
), Chicago, and will proceed from here t
- several of tho cities above, on the river
- This is the first steamboat, We believe
;, that ever came through from Chicago I
,s the Upper Mississippi, aud promises con
ciusively tha1 ciGet' "att' cohl'h uuiea
:. ton between the lakes and the M,ssissiI
20 pi river, by steamboats, can be readil
NJ accomplished. !"
,e sag-Thc New Bedford Mercury tells
d story of ''tbe height of eeonomy-bor
y, deriDg on meanness:" A man Of i'm
mense wealth in one our large cities Va
I'd sick. At length, after some weeks G
le illness, he died during the hours {
n. night A child, only heir to his val
,y estate sat by the window. the ney