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Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

Groce'ies.-We recommend to public
attention the new advertisement of F.
A. Hotehkiss. By simply reading that
q carefl reader can very correctly de-
tern1ine just what sort of man Hotcll-
kiss is. Just try it. Read the adver-
tisement, and form your opinion, then
go to his store to buy groceries and
prove your conclusions. -
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

Late Ne'cs.-There being no running
OF trains yesterday on the d. & S. c. r..
K. we are without our usual variety of
late news. $780,. .'..
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

nE- II is On, admitted Fact That
Jarman is dispensing more Bargains in
Dry Goods and Groceries than any other
establishment in this city. Call and see
if it is not SO. -.-1 lw
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

vdrna0n.-Again are We indebted to
this gentleman for favors. He believes
IN printers ink, and the good results Of
his judicious use Of it are witnessed in
the crowds that daily flock to his store.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

TVNO THE NERVOUS, DEBILITATED AND DESpON-
4 dent of both sexes. 4 great sufferer having been
restored to health in few days after many years Of mis-
cry, i, willing to assist his suffering fellow creatures by
sending ree,, the receipt of directed postpaid
velope, copy Of the formula Of employed. Direct
to JOHN NJ. DAGSALL, Box 1873, Post Office,
BreoklYn n. Y.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

Corn Plo".-See advertisement of the
Sulky Corn Plow, for sale by Mr.. G.. w.
Barnes. '.a. .-ea rrr. ISIS. .... '..
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

MISUNDERSTANDING the ordinances
which we publish this week may be
found one In reference to sluewslks
which will be Of interest.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

Steam Sd,c MU.-The steam saw mill
at this place is offered for sale. See adj
vertisement.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28
M a r r 7 Z D.


At the residence of the brides father in this
city, on the 18th inst, by Rev. C. f. KEMBLE,
MR.. ADOLPHUS ARQUIT and MISS ELLA G.
PHINNEY, both of the same place.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

New Books.-The Library Association
have added another bill of late books to
their library.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

THanks.-We are indebted to Mr.. Jas.
Miller, of Lloyd's saloon, for occasional
copies Of the London Punch,
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

BY- lind Still They Come ''--Jar-
man is almost daily receiving Bargains
recently secured in the New York mar
ket. ~r lw
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

gs5~A fine assortment of Perfumery
and Toilet Articles at Holden's News
Depot. a...e.r a.: SIT. 49, ..s. '.r.s
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

W. Subscribers receiving their papers with an X
marked opposite their names may understand that
their subscription IA about to expire
No paper sent fora longer time than pa idfor
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

School Board.-The following gem
t!emen compose the School Board of
the Independent School District of Ce-
dar Falls:
Prcsident--Albert Allen.
Vice President-John Kerr.
Secretary-Fred. BGhmler.
Treasurer-Shepard Wilson.
Directors-J. @. A. Crosby, e. w.
Babcock, S. A. Bishop.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28
Pure CdtauLa Ryandy.

CINCINNATI, Ohio. March ~, 1858.
hereby certify that by authority vested in by the
State Of Ohio medical Inspector Of alcoholic liquors
Hamilton county, have inspected samples Of liquors.
called Catawba Brandy and Swedish Brady. msnuiac-
tured by G. W. Roback, at Nos &C. So Go and CO East
Third street. and find said liquors free frem poisonous
impurities. The dssiilaton Is conducted by the
medium, by which method purity and uniform perfection
ID attained.
In testimony whereof witness my signature this 18th
day Of March. 1868.
DAVID O'CoNNELL NJ D.,
Chemical Inspector Of Alcoholic Liquors nj Xaasion
t-. County, Ohio.
G. W. Robaek challenges the comparison Of the best
French Cognac with his ane Catawba Brandy which has
been by the medical faculty superior for me-
iicinai purposes to any brandy ever made.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

rsE- Who Wants q Scoring Machinef
We have due bills ON the Wheeler &
Wilson, Wilcox & Gibbs, and Finkle &
Lyon manufacturing companies, to be
received in part payment for machines,
which we will sell at considerable dis
count. Any one wanting sewing ma
chino can make handsome saving by
calling at the GAZETTE caice.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

pty AlUoys FeM.-For the best or
anges and lemons in the market go to
+. n. Chase's. Az
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

horticultural Society.-There will be
meeting of the Horticultural Society
at the old Hall on this Friday evening,
with show of greenhouse and bedding
plants, also forced vegetables. Mem
bership tickets for 1865 for sale at the
door. Admittance to those not members,
10 cents. a membership ticket will add
nit the family of the member to all ex-
hibitions of the Society. The following
premiums are offered:
For the best collection of Plants, s1,o0.
House Plant, /: 80.
Rose, 80.
Discretionary premiums will also be
awarded. Articles for exhibition will,
on notice being given, be carried to the
hail and returned free of charge.
S. II. PACKARD, Sec'y.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

nag For good cigar go to Holden's
News Depot. s -. -.a @
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28
pYspErsrA, NERVOUSNESS AND pxrrlIT,

DE. srRcgLsEp', TbSIc.- we can recommend those
suffering wish loss ~ Appetite Indigestion or Dysreps.
nervousness and Nervous Dniipy Stricklsp,i's
rome ~ Isl Vegetable preparation, free from alcoholic
Liquors; u strengthens The whole system. 10
creates good appetite and Is warranted TO cure pys.
peussa and Nervous Debility
fr 81. by Druggists generally 70 II nor bottle Pre-.
pared by Dr. 4. Strickland, No. 6 East Fourth Street
Cincinnati. o. |''
For Sale in Cedar Falls by BENJAMIN COLE: G.
n MINER, aud j. ". pLuMNER.
Billy.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

A SIX Fx ENCH TO SHOW you BROWNS
N Automaton Corn Planter and Sorghum Drill III.
n'y machine ~hleh can drop In ehcSss or driIl
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

sgr Photograph Albums at Holden's
News Depot.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

CALL AND EXAMINE my Stock and you will
not fail to be suited PRICE, rs No OBJECT
want to get rid Of the goods, and any has the
money be can buy just as cheap as he who has none
- A. d. BARNUM.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-04-28

Dr. s'rlckland's Pie R.mcds has cured Thousands ~
the wnrst eases Of Blind and Blecing Piles Il yle M
mediate relief aud effects permanent cure. Try il d.
frctly. II Is warranted ta5cilfe. .s ~ az -
F"r sale by all Drnssts. General Depot, No. East
Fourth Street, Cincinnati D.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15
Edwards Temptation.

It was six o'clock in the afternoon.
At this time the great wholesale ware
house of Messrs. Hubbard ~ Son was
wont to close, unless the pressure Of bu.
siness compelled the partners to keep
open later.
The duty Of closing usually dcvolyed
upon Edward Jones, boy of fourteen,
who had lately been engaged toperform
few slight duties for which he received
the sum of fifty dollars annually. He
was the "boy," but if he behaved him
self so as to win the appreciation of his
employers his chance Of promotion was
good.
Yet there were some things that rem
dcred this small salary hard trial to
him-circumstances with which his en-
ployees were unacquainted. His moth
er was widow. The sudden death of
Mr. Jones had thrown the entire family
upon their own resources and these
were indeed but slender
There was an elder sister who assisted
her mother to sew, and this, with Ed
wards salary, constituted the entire in
come Of the family. Yet by means of
untiring industry, they have continued
thus far to live. using strict economy, Of
course, Yet they had wanted none of
the absolute necessaries Of life.
But Mary Jones-Edward's sister
grew sick. She had taken a severe
cold which terminated in a fever. This
not only cut off the income arising from
her own labor, aud also prevented her
mother from accomplishing as much as
she othewise would have been able to
do.
On the morning of the day on which
our story commences, Mary had express
scd longing for an orange. In her
fever it would have been most grateful to
her.
1t is hard, indeed, when We are oblig,
ed to deny those we love that which
would be a refreshment aud benefit to
them.
Mrs. Jones felt this and so did Ed
ward.
81 only wish l could buy you one
Mary" said Edward, just as he set out
for the store, Next year | shall receive
a larger salary, and then we shon't have
to pinch so much"
"Nevcr mind, Edward" said Mary,
smiling family. 81 ought not to have
asked for it, knowing how hard You and
mother find it to get along without
me-"
"Don't trouble yourself about that,
Mary" said Mrs. Jones. soothingly,
though her heart sank within her at the
thought oe her empty larder, Only get
well, aud we shall get on well enough
afterwards"
1t was with the memory of this scene
that Edward went to the store in the
morning.
All around him were boxes of rich
goods representing thousands of dollars
in money.
"Oh," thought ne, "ifI only had the
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15
From the Freeman's Journal.
A Shot Back.

The Pres5yterians are very uneasy
They exhibit enlargement of the pupils
Of the eyes, and itching of the nose.
They have been making what they
call "dolivoranoos," but they are such
dclivcrances as the inspired prophet
spoke of-they have brought forth wind,
only
They say the oman of sin" troubles
them. We know-and so do many of
their own people-that men of sin
abound among them. The "man ofsin"
is, in their view, the Pope, or Popery
itself. As dying spasn, they try, once
more, the old sing-song ofabuse Of the
Catholic Church. They have been ode
livering" on the matter in their annual
assembly. They are alarmed at the
strides of Popery!
Some ''religious" body, lately Presby-
terrain or Methodist, wanted to make a
religious matter of insisting on the ad-
mission of negroes to the right to vote
They wanted them, they said, to counter
balance the Irish and German Catholics
They claimed the negroes as Protesfants
But President johnson, who has lived
all his life in Slave States, told set Of
negro preachers that the negroes, thus
claimed as reliable Protestants-to the
number of "four Millions" olive in open
and notorious concubinage )" Is that
what makes them reliable as Pretes-
tant?
There are, however, two bodies, each
claiming to be the Presbyterian Church
in these States. One claims to be the
old original Jacobs. They split and
blackened each others eyes, in aquarrol,
nearly thirty years ago, on some notions
none of them knew anything about. The
gist of it was that one party held that it
was in the eternal decrees of God to
damn some men eternally and it was
foolish in these to try and save their
souls, The other "Church," we believe,
held thatSome people ought 70 be damned
eternally
These "played out" Presbyterian min.
listers think they can get up persecu-
ton of Catholics Poor fools That
persecution is last coming on, in this
land, but Presbyterian, or any other sect
protesting the name of Christian, will
not be as the dust in the balance toward
promoting it The time is not justyet.
We recommend to these feeble folk of
Presbyterian to put blankets round them,
put their feet to the fire, and to take
Fanstock's remedy, If it don't DO good
it can't do hurt, and they are in bad
way
Verify, verify, in view of these Grim.
inations, on the part of the part our
brethren of the "Religious" Press
we, secular journalists, who are outside
Of the pale, may be pardoned for saying.
Behold how these Christians, Gin a
Pickwickian sense) love one another
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15
Secrets of M asonry.

AT an inn in the west Of Englna,
several persons were sitting around the
FIRE in a large kitchen through which waa
passage to the other apartments of the
house, and amongst whom was female
traveller and tailor. At this inn
lodge Of Free and Accepted Masons was
held, it being lodge night several of their
members passed the company in the
way to the meeting room This circum.
stance introduced observations on the
occult signs by which Masons could bo
known to each other; when the female
observed that there was not so much
mystery in masonry as many imagined,
and that she herself could show any per.
son a Mason's sign"
"What - said the tailor, "tfat of a
FreemasopW
"Yes," she replied, "and II bet you
half crown bowl OF punch, to be decided
by any Of the members you may please
to appoint that l perform my promise"
"W hy," say the tailor, ga woman was
never admitted, then how is it possible
you can procure the secret 2"
ono matter tor that, replied the lady.
81 will readily forfeit the money I lay if
90 not prove the fact"
The company urged the tailor to ac-
cept the challenge, and the amount of
the bet was deposited. The woman i'm.
mcdlatoly started up, and took the tailor
by the collar
"Come," said she, "follow me-" which
he did, trembling as he wcntalong, fear
ing he was TO undergo some part Of tho
| discipline in making a mason, Of which
he had heard such a dreadful report
She led him into the street, and pointing
to the sign of the Lion and the Lamb,
asked him whose sign that was? The
tailor answered, "Mr. Lodge" as tho
name Of the innEeeper.
"Is he a Free Mason ?'
''Yes," said the tailor"
"TLen / have shown you the esign of q
Free and Accepted Mason"
The laugh was so much against the
tailor, that it was with much diff guilty
he could be prevailed upon to take somo
of the liquor which was forthwith pro,
/ duced at his expense.
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R0 f. r. R Y +.
THE PRINTERS.FRTEN

LID hlN 1 Enc, Ill l..
The night was dark-and not star
Peeped through the gathering gloom !;
And silence brooded Ger the type
In the composing room.
The printers had to supper gone,
And vacant were their places,
When through the door william cropt.
And stolo Dick Johoson's spaces
0, foulest wrong beneath the sun
o, deepest of disgraces!
The darkest crime that can be done
Is that Of stealing spaces.
When the forgiving angels pen
AL other sin grasses,
Alone, untoched, shall still remain
The sin Of ofstcaling spaces,
Dick went to "lunch, "and left his case
Filled-running DER with letter,
And thought he would return again
When copy should get fotter.
When he came back he took his place
Again before his cases
You should have seen his attitude
When he beheld his spaces.
It was no time for charity,
Or other Christian graces
He wildly cried-"pll dot the eyes
Of him who stole my spaces !"
The fend still lives and walks the earth
And 50 must walk forever
He cannot die-a wretch like him
For rest awaits him never
And printers, for long years to come,
Will tremble at their cases,
Well knowing that his spirit still
Is fond of stealing spaces
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No 81

became sick, and since then we have had
a hard time. Mary's appetite was poor,
and does not relish food, but we arc able
to get her nothing better. When l
picked up the bill I could not help
thinking how much I might buy with it
for her."
"And yet you did not take it p
ono, sir, it would have been wrong,
and I could not have looked you in the
face after it"
Edward spoke in tone Of modest
confidence.
Mr.. Hubbard went to the desk and
wrote a check.
"How much do I pay you now 2" he
asked
FIFTY dollars a year." said Edward.
"HenceGorth yonr duties will be in.
creased and [ will pay you two hundred
Will that please you?"
1.-TWO hundred dollars yer !" ex.
claimed Edward, his eyes sparkling with
delight. eyes, and at the end of the
year that will be increased, if, as I have
no doubt, you continue to merit my con-
fidence," )"
ooh, sir, how can thank you - said
Edward, full of gratitude.
"By prescribing your integrity. As
/ presume you arc in present need of
money, I will pay you one quarter in ad.
vance. Here is a check for fifty dollars
which you can get cashed at the bank.
And, by the way, you may have the
rest of the day to yourself"
Edward flew to the bank, and with
his sudden riches fastened to the mar
ket where he purchased supply Of pro-
visions such as he knew would be vel.
come at home, and then made haste
home to announce his good fortune.
A weight seemed to fall off the hearts
of mother and daughter as she heard his
hurried story, and Mrs. Jones thanked
God for bestowing upon her son whose
good prin ,iples had brought them this
great relief.
And Mr.. Hubbard slept none the
worse that night, that at slight pccu.
mary sacrifice he had done a kind ac-
ton, confirmed boy in his integrity,
and gladdened struggling family. If
there were more employers as consider
ate as he, there would be fewer dishou-
est clerks.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15
Coal Lands For Sale.

VKNHE subscriber offers for sale the
a. Coal privilege, with the right of
mining and other minerals under 495
acres of land situated in Fox tp., Clear
field county Pennsylvania, within 2
miles of the Ridgway & Shawmut r. r.,
which connects with the Phila. Il Erie
r. r., at Ridgway, with six foot vein
OF Bituminous Coal upon it, which is
now commanding such enormous PRICES,
for manufacturing purposes. For sale
cheap, terms cash, a good title given.
For further particulars, address
q. l.. BARRETT,
Clearfeld p O.,
Clearfeld Co., Pa
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NOTICE. The Books and accounts of
jacob j. Gtorer g. Co.. and Charles II.
Gering & CO., Of ST Mary's, have been
placed in the hands of the undersigned for
settlement Parties indebted to either of
the above firms, are notified that their ac'
counts must be settled by payment to the
Undersigned, within 80 dsys.
LAURIE j. BLAKELY, Atty
for GERING co, & STORER & co.
81. Mary's February, 25th '65.-6t
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COUNTY DIRECTORY.

President Judge,
Hon. r. GWhite, Wellsborough.
Associate Judges,
Hon. V. S, Brockway, Jay tp.
Hon. Il. G. Schultze, St. Mary's'
Sheriff.
P. W. Hays, Ridgway
P-othenotary, Reg. and Rec.
George Ed. Weis, Ridgway
District Attorney,
L. J, Blakely Riigway
Treasurer,
Charles Luhr. St. Mary's
County Surveyor,
George Walmsley, St. Marys
Commissioners,
CharlosWeis, st. Mary's
Geo. Dickinson, Ridgway,
Joseph W, Taylor, Fox.
auditors,
r, 7. Kyler, Fox
Jacob McCauley, Fox.
II. d. Derr, Benczett
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15
An Invitation'!to dinner.

1t was observed that certain cove
tous rich man never invited any one to
dine with him.
"Tll lay a wager" said wag, "that
get an invitation from him"
The wager being accepted, he goes
the next day to the rich mans house
about the time he was to dine, and tells
the servant he must speak with his master
Immediately, for he can save him a
thousand pounds.
"Sir,' said the servant to his master,
"here is n man in great hurry to speak
with you he says he can save you Il
thousand pounds"
Out came the master.
"What is that, sir? You can save
me a thousand pounds ?
"Yes, sir, eau but | see you are at
dinner-I will go away, and call again"
"Oh, pray, sir, come in and take din
ncr with me-"
~ shall be troublesome
"Not OF ALL"
The invitati on was accepted. A
soon as dinner was over and the family
retired.
"Wcll, sir" said the man of the house
snow to your business. Pray let me
know how | am to save u thousand
pounds ?"
"Wou, sir, / hear sir, you have a
daughter to dispose of in marriage"
"I have sir"
"And you intend to portion her with
tou thousand pounds ?"
II do sir"
"Why, then, sir, let me have her, and
| will take her with nine thousand
The master Of the house arose in a
passion and kicked him out Of doors.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

SENSATIONAL ELOQUENCE.--A SEN
sational clergyman out in Wisconsin told
his hearers that he should divide his dis
course into three parts the first should
be terrible, the second horrible, and the
third terrible horrible Assuming a
dramatic tragic attitude, he exclaimed, 4,
in startling, agonizing tone
"What is that I see there 2"
Here little old woman in black cried
ont, with a shriil treble
"It's nothing but my little black dog
he won't bite nobody"
The thread Of the discourse was so
badly broken by this curious interrup.
ton that the terrible horrible head was
never reached.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

PHILADELPHIA & ERIE RAIL-
J. ROAD.-This great line traverses
the Northern and Northwest counties Of
Pennsylvania to the city Of Erie, on
Lake Erie.
1t has been leased by the Tcnnsylca-
MIA Rail Road Company, and is opera
cd by them.
Its entire lengthwa opened for pas
and freight business, October
18th, 1864.
TINE OF PASSENGER TRAINS
AT RIDGWAY.
Leave EaStacdrd.
Through Mail Train 53 p. In.
Accommodation am.
LedUe WeSt,Udrd
Through Mail Train II 80 pm,
Accommodation p. III
Passenger cars run through without
change both ways between Philadelphia
and Eric.
ELEGENT SLEEPING CARS on Express
Trains both ways between Williamsport
and Baltimore, and eA lIhamsport ana
Philadelphia.
For information respecting Passenger
business apply at the S. E. corner 3Oth
and Market SITS.
And for Freight business of the Com
pany's Agents:
S. B. Kingston, Jr. Cor. 18th and
Market SITS. Philadelphia.
J. w Reynolds Erie.
j. NJ. Drill, Agent N. G. R. R. Bal
timore
IL H. HoUsToN,
Gent. Freight Agt. Ph'Pa.
u. W. GwINNER,
Gent. Ticket Agt. PhVo.
Jos. D. PORTS,
GeneraV Manager, Wmspf.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

SOME literary friends we're out in the
country. In the course Of their walk
they stopped TO notice the gambols of an
ass's foal. A very sentimental poet pre-
sent vowed that he would like to send
the thing as a present to his mother.
"Do," replied one. "anl tie a piece Of
paper round its neck, bearing this motto:
when this you see, remember me-"
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

The plouehman's is a dangerous
occupation around Richmond and Peters
burg, because of the uuexploded shells,
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

The prettiest girl in Bradstown,
Ky, died last week from tight-lacing,
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

Worn cut war horses are selling in
Virginia for SO aud Sl5 nag.
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WOODS & WRIGHT

LOCK HAVEN, CLINTON CouNTY Pa
nEALERS in Flour, Grain and
IL Feed-near the Passenger Depot
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

What did 10 die Of? Iodide Of
potassium.
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

A HITCH IN THE HAIrCH.-Weonce
heard man give his hostlor orders as
follows: "Enry, take the 'arpess hOff
the hoff 'orse, slip the alter oyer is cad,
hand give him some 'ay hand hoats."
The Elk advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Elk Co., Pa.) 186?-1868, 1865-06-15

OUR ARIsToCRACY.-A wag says a
goldfish ariAtocrat is one ofthose men who
can pin dried herring to his coat-tail
and imagine himself TO be whale,