Litchfield enquirer., 1865-08-24
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<" l-- Punch says this is brutal: Why is beard like common lr on sense 2 Because no woman pos sesses alit IL ynl,it di igaetI' cei1o'o' ''Fa -' w -7!uArtemus Ward has recently caused con. siderable embarrassment to the tax commist-: sioners by returning his income iu wax fggers. 4 --'.I mourn for my bleeding country. said a certain army contractor to General Sherden .sSo you ought, you scoundrel,' replied Sheri- den, for nobody has bled her more than you ,
 = A. man New York State who has ad : ver.ised hisiwifs seven times, now thinks he should be charged half price by the newspapers as a regular customer ,
 + Politeness Is first rate, but if a person don't study anything else, you need not be sur prised to- see him, after d while, holding an umbrella over basket Of cells during riq'G' thun der shower! !e!.s2t fIl fS goSS7asS 7f'' s'i .'' q |saIf etao 4 - .a. -. In these nights, the following remark. which a distinguished divine recently made, may be in season I don't p,ind so much he said, ''about the mosquitoes biting me. # they would not always say grace before neat
 'h | AIYsakee aheing asked by asoatherner why the. Yaakees always says. Isguess,' while the Seathsrnppeoplsg say .llr teckon,' gave as en sxplanationt that, q Y aukee could guess as we'll as . Soqtherues could nsckon.oa rii 4; al'! Anieditor'being' asked why he did not publish theseommpnieatio sent to his office. replied. bscauss,nobody would ever publish his, when he' was n yoangster, and lie intended 10 be, even with the worlds He had a newspaper of his oewn. and. correspondents might go to the devil. s's4i fo 'oii"sn''fep H2''''e dtra- t Wife, Said a married man, looking for his boot jack after she was ii, bed. have a place for all things, and you ought to know it by this t'nie:' :'DrY Yes' rephed she, I ought to Know where you keep your late hours, but I
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 G Tue Bangor Advertiser tells good zoe story
 of n Yankees who was refused dinner dt'inus at one ofths taserns down Est, until he had @ shawn b,y n
 thealandlord his 'pater.' aBonifacse then dI,, 5, his best and Ut tle sound Of the bei, m m, walked m the Yankee, and taking general survey ys 1f of Ike table, turned to the host and said, Mister
 you've seen seen d1 ny money and I've seen your din lnerIsooaa eby4sa 4ao 10 sssJo bsitnd essd hsii ST
 ;:5. Asa surgeon in the army was going the rounds examining shisspatisnts, he came to sergeant who had beeasstracE fnStkeief brresals rsl
 right over'ths region Of ths heart by bullet The doctor surprised at the marrow st escape o o the man, exclaimed, HWby my man, where in the oaabeoos goodness could your hear, have beenf T guess it must have been in I-ii, my mouth just then. ad0etof.. replied the poor fel low wilbs faint dsiekiy smile 'a sseoea 2. 'KaeFissSa- 1.AAa' thousand things are to b, |ahongAl of iia lLs judieious management of you' books p risssab friends and scquaiptancss. sss' Sir
 said lhan in Pail Mall to Wallpole, who fhat I ignored his salute. Sir you knew me in Bath! Aye, sir. replied waipois, and vhen we ar, lin Bath shall bs glad to know l51a you again. Profoadd is the philosophical discrimiaatior containsd in this wise s saw Of the q cream of fin, gsntalssn'en ,s3b ylgssos4
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