The day book. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 1857-1867, 1865-08-26
HUMOROUS.
Negroes Idea of the New Order of
So Things. a2aoA smnl ri

Archy, an escaped penitentiary convict. and
well-known in the police annals of the city
since the evacuation, was brought into the
Provost Judges court yesterday by the guard
who We're taking him 10 the penitentiary,
when the following dialogue occurred:5 EUs
Arehy-Colonel, Iwish you would tell me
how long you have sent me for? soi 221a
Judge MeEntree-I have not sent gou to
the penitentiary. 1t was either Judge Mere
dith OF Judge Lyons. .4se.-.,..
Archy-But escaped in Botetourt, where
was working on the works. and Joined the
United States army, and got an honorable
discharge. @-4~sSA NJ -' >+.A9 0la
Judge MeEntree . rom my knowledge Of
you, having already been before lie three
times, lam inclined to, think that, that is
about the only honorable thing you have to
boast Of ail 95a3A Ba2 o4a9Inj lsFaa9 Sgi4I IL
Arehy-4 Il thought, the old law was done
away with, and that we had a new .constiitu-,..
ton. aibnsis Qn9f 7fo 80 gs54 ss5 or go b4 !.
Assistant Provost Judg eABat then. gArchy,
that didn't exactly warrant yyoa in breaking
into that house night before last.
Archy--Well, if / am, going | want the
S19.75 L. gave the police when Ls5was taken
up, as it will buy me some things. yF-a2ga
The Judge-Yo will hardly need, money
where you are going. 1t win be taken care
Of for you. ue#8 5FB8
In our experience, we never saw in any
court criminal more distinctly marked in the
face with all that was brutal and villainous
than Archy, the escaped convict and recent
burglar Richmond Republic ,as5sta ssbea
an ,bsGs3s
A Saratoga correspondent says: ASo far as
heard from the matrimonial market stands
thus: Old stock married off, none old stock
hopeful of success, A; widows of first class
married aor soon viii be, l0;1 widows of second
class married OF soon will be- Is; young las
dies married; II; engaged and day fixed for
wedding, SO; betfothed and gone to get CON
sent of patertamilies 81; still billing and COO
ing, go; matches broken up by stern parents,
H. come together again, 3-but they have to
dodge PARENT; in love, but not reeiproeated,
3Ea no ONES tedloxe, 49, elnpements, Il ); pri-
y S'g' MAJ Isl ed aaT MID tl 5a sai
THE RopTslo}f E,ysIIIG there is a warning
voice abroad regarding lagerbeer Some of
the dealers openly accuse the brewers of using
tobacco root as a substitute for hops. Tobacco
and beer go very well together when allowed
to r,ln in their respective grooves, but we de-
eidediy object to having them mixedup Tor us
by the brewer. A pipe Of lagerbeer is acapi-
tai thing to have in the house." when you
know it to be .lagerbeer, but it renders the
mind chaotic to think that it may be nothing
but a pipe, of tobacco after all.
H. III Parsons had wife, Detroit was
their abode She fell in love with a railroad
clerk, and behaved improperly. HI. H. P,
recently left Detroit, Then, his wife tattled
of the railroad clerk. The husbands rage
was terrible his honor and the honor Of. his
wife was sat steak" He demanded satislae-
ton of the railroad clerk. They came to
terms Parsons took the youths note for
$500 payable in. three, months That : note
must be be met.-N r Times
AS Father Taylor was giving a temperance
lecture III Rocky Hill meeting house, a certain
drunkard was 50 much offended with his Sc
we're but truthful remarks that he rose up and
beganlto hiss the speaker. Instantly Father
Taylor turned the attsntionoof the large au-
dience to the insolent rowdy, and then forcbly
said, as he pointed to his victim, ~ There's a
red nose got into cold water; don't you hear
it hiss p
Why are 50 many individuals found late at
night intoxicated, with delight, ION poor lwhis-
KEY on our, principle commercial thorough
fares q Because they don't care a Axhit-or-
cur, tEyhitoker) and make 4 BiN by getting
Blqfsd over the Bay, - - alo a. 9'' .G
NE GOLD BoARD-Mrs. Grruundy learns
from her Special Reporter that this is Two
Dollar and a Half Day at the First-C Class Ho-
tells. ses srs,15g. 500 o.. ssyssssf
.ll b. EtE AVG SfG8UM eiq
PERFORMANCES sPRocLAMATIoNss PHoNo-
GRAPHED.-C-rt-n Lectures I'll
ttEisfz lBsg & -.EiFfge -14.UaNTs
WHAT THE BELLIGERENT INDIANS GOT AT
PLATTE IyER.- CHEYENNE Pepper.
A great ELEcTIoS PowER,-Powerr Of
-Attessasy
What sky is that which we always view
frolh.a pew? Pu-la-ski. s,,< i6.
Aperspiring ndividual-S,oeat-maa