Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1865-01-06
I Mr.. RAsBY PROPOSES THE EMIGRATION OF THE
DEMnGRAGY,
SAINTS Rest, (wich is in the s'ait !
Nv Moo Gersey,) Nov. %.

SAINTS REST, (wich is 10 the s,ait
Nv Moo Gersey) Nov.29. J
reed in the Scripters, Ia book I alluz pc
rooze whenever I'm bad sick, suthin about
ten tribes Of Izrel that wuz lost. An ice
struck me. I see a way by wich the present
unholy, devastatn war kin be stopt, and after
given the matter doc consideTashen, I'm con,
vinst NV its feezibility. 1t is
EMIGRAsHEN
The Suthern branch Nv the Dimocratio par
ty ougt be convinst, by this time, that they
aint a match fer the Ablishnists a tighten, Jest
ez the Northern wing hez diskivered that it
amt no match fer 'em votin. The fact is
the entire plan NV repairen the old temple uv
Dimocrisy with secesshun mortar hez very
much the appearance w laleyeor. My faith
er, Ia Moo Gersy Dimocrat) wunst spilled
lamp lie on moo lEote. He askt a nabor, who
wuz reckless wat wood talk it out, and he
told him sulphuric acid. The old man get
sum, and poured it on. The next day he went
over to his advizer in CRATE wrath, with the
remnant NV the kote.
"John," said the old gentleman, didn't 700
tell me that this yere acid wood eradicate the
greese from my kote?"
"Certingly; didn't it,"
"Jobn, why didn't 700 likewise tell me that
it wood also eradicate the kote?"
Alas! the temedy Dimocricy swollered to
cure the cramp collie it got in 1860 is gnawin
its bowls. 1t is curin its ills ez stryknsn duz
hyderphoby in a dorg.
? resoom. My ice is Mexico. Let peece
be maid, tile terms Nv wich air that just sech
people of the old Yoonited Stats ez hev maid
up ther individjile minds that they can't live
under abishn tyranny, shell hey the privilege
of eevin with all ther goods and chattels.-
Then we'll go 10 Mexico, upset that ofshoot
Nv European monerky, MaxemilyeR, and set
up pure Dimocrisy, with Ekal Rites and SIaiv-
cry ez the korrer stones. Sum may obgect
on the ground that Maxemilyen is by this
time too hefty to be histed. Here is the forse
we kin kalkait on:
Northern dimocrats in Kanady in
conscience Nv drafts. ... 100000
Northern Dimocrats at home who
spectid offs under MickLelian. 100000
Suthern army, say y..-.......... 100000
Grand totile. ..... -s.. 100000
Good Mazimilyen stand afore sich q array
ez that? Not emmy.
But, sez wun, NV wat yoose wood then
peese dimocrats aud draft skeedadlers be to a
military expedishn-they won't fite. Ny gen
tie friend, JEFF son .. knows his biznis. Let
him whisper in2 ther eers that eech and every
wun Nv EN- that survives shel hev Post Offs
and they'd wade in blood knee deep. o il
wood be a cheerin site 10 see them chargin uI
the sleeps Nv Shepultepee, with the inspirir
cry w "Post OfiaI' Every wan Nv EN- wood
be hero.
/ There we'd set Up DimOcrlsy again. The
country Nv coarse Re'd divide, North anC
J South, Free and Slave, fer a Northern Dino
crat wood feel oneasy in lis mind, if he hadD'
/ a South TO serve. We'd hold Nashnel Con
/ venshuns in the halls NV the Montezoomers
and oh woOdent it be soothin 2 again herr
! Tooms and Rett, and them high minded fel
! lers bully-ragin Nv us, methinks.
/ Ez every wun NV US wood be ofisholder
where wood we git cOnsttooence? Nache
! hez perwided. The natives Nv that country
wood serve admirably. But they coodent un
! derstand yoor speakers. Troo, but then Mex
/ leans wood SCOT us all the better fer not un
/ derstandiDg English. Whenever q Dmocra
! got sense enuf' iu2 him TO comprehend our talk
/ he aIluz left the party. Give me the vote
/ who takes his faith in trust-its your inquiriI
minds that hez played the devil with us.
shel immejitly perpose the matter to Pres
ident Davis
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
! Lait Faster Nv the Church NV the Moo Dis
pensashun.