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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1865-08-31
Die oelnotratiide Staats=g %ouuention.
Sas Sifet. Sie gei9liiic.
0cneral 81 urean's Nese.

Grlumtus, Cen "a. @uauf. Sic Gslsaa,
ten sur oemcfratiihen Staats= @cnpsnticn ron Sbic
periammslten iid beute Mcrscn Tim 10 II usr i'm
9ieiisen Mttendum. Nuf Mntras ron 9r. Srie5
'rures Ger Nhtt. 6. @allaneiatam gum tents
rcrdren @priser %ernannt. Gr ipra1 in fur;en
Wrrten isinen Danf fir Die ibm itsrtrassns Gbrs
aus uno madts Gin paar raiIenre uuD SeitsemdBs
9smerfunsen. Sic DtcrscnitunSs ruree DEN rpr<
tersitenbsn 9sihditsn, Ger grnsnnuns Der peritieee.
men Gcmittesn &c. aericmet, t~rrrauf fA Die @onz
rsntion BIG srei u9r Nahmittass psrtaste. 3u
Der ridtisften Scmits - Der Gcmite fir Die @nts
rerI nns elmer glattfcrm ron 8si9liTen, murnsn
Bic fpfaenotu ,Serreu cruanut:
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1865-08-31

Grn. Coz, Ger rsputlifariide @cursrneursz
Gausipat, reiit sssenrariis I'M Stuats uruber, Salt
Steesn nuO iudt siimmsn fit ih III s%s~irnen.
9aaeaen lic6e lid nihtS iaaen, renn Sen. Ger
nilt susleiA, gsieltstabsr Sisiss GiiriftS rdre
,,ne nafir Gsneral= Majprs Gebalt fs,r3s. GO 1T
flar, CAP Der 6srr gsisblstatsr sntrersr gar nidt5
su t6nn fat cpsr ras CT ieins YFidtsn sdnSlih psrs
idmut. Sat CT nidts III ttun, lit fsin militariIher
9eisblsbater in Stic nrtei3. 10 lit ss nnrsht, saB
iih 6srr Ger ben Dem ihWsrfcitcusrtsn Scifs fir
Glcnlie ts;aslsn ldBt, Die CT nitt ~lsiltst.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1865-08-31

E- Inter Cen Gsntihen, Die ,nr ecmrfratiihsn
@taatssG cnrsnticu tierhsr fanen, teinssfIrs mir
te f~cissnesn Sreunee: Gr. sauenifcin, Stsnafssur
nes Sine. @rlfsfrsunees, bic tSrn. Gelp, Grfn1cisr,
8omsfamp (Vies=Yrdieent Der Grnrenticn), 9ras
rsr unn Tiettih pen Cincinnati, S. .. 9tsthtr ron
Shane s1b, S. 81. Snrll pcu Ysrrrsturs, s.. Burds
tater Ron S~tatislc, ssnaicr Sang BON Slim nno
s. Y. Sabm ron &entcn; rbns 3weiisl srarcn ned
riele anosre 9efannte bier, Die mir niht traren.
2Sir brfen, rap ale nieie Germ einen snten Sins
rraf rem I'm srer Saurtitact nit nah Sauic ses
npmlncn tatfn.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1865-08-31
GrrDaituus ocs Gr;iduiaOlers Gouaro 9. Set
,f,urt

Stem Ocrf, 26. Nus. @bnare 9. astdr i'm,
Der gbef alsr ShminSlsr uno 8striissr, rurte AM
seitrisen yiaAmittass in cincm t6auis on Der gSsit,
20. srrass rsrtatts,. ST bate tie staet gar MIDI
~rsrlafsn. Man ~9eiia'tsts ibm sipelntsrrsbuna nit
,einsu Steuucsn une rcu Spfsrn lsiner 9ctriserci.
en uHp lsinem 0atsr, Der flip mad rielsm t6in= uuf
tSsrre,en mi, ibm aneirbnte. ST murec RON isinc,
Sran I'M G9arcn 9amie %rerlaiIsn. @i6renb DC,
lsgtsn ricrp9nS Sage mar or sdufis aus in Fer Staot,
rermisc aesr feline frihsrsn Brsunns. Man fanl
$4,000 tei itm, ais ct pertaftst murre. Yis iegt
bat mani nod fsins Slase ssssn i9n sinsslsiist. q
fiEt eialtreilsn in Den &ccmbs.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1865-08-31

-GS fsst niHt gut aus in Canada. Sic Sc
iAdtts ssbsn labln, Gle Mtsaten iino ihmsr, une
Gisls baisn batter tsrsits Dem 8inpsl ssitnirt UNI
aam Manesrlfaf S~ssriTsn, I'M in DEN Nsr. @taa.
ten i9r SLIT Su iudsn. Sas Grunreissnt1um 1T
tsoelitsno i'm 4rsiie ssiausu uno In SOrcntr ausin
fc1en 1870 Micttrrtnunsea tssr 1etsn.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1843-1871, 1865-08-31

G- Gein 2slsr iclte rsriiumsn, tie trcfdi1s,
flare NIB sneraiihe Nsce su lsisn, bic infer Sans
n%estriscr, Sen. Morsan, in Der hemrfratilten
Staats. Gcnrsniicm bislt. Gas 1T Gin Templates
@lauteaetefsnntuiB, cas isser Scncfrat, jsesr Vas
tsrlauegfreuMn unterihreiten fann
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

I MN, and as he didn't run away knowed he d
got 1t SO kept low and waited to see who d
come Purity soon heam scratchin. like .
bear cllmbn', and | opened out, fur I'm alters
ON hand when there's bears about. Sure enough
It was mt bear, hut some Her dressed sorter
MAY IN Yankee fashion, climbin up big buG-
hnowlng winks were here EXCHANGED. but 7
loQhu I!T myself taking no part in them.
-. went low again, and soon seed by his ac-
ti0nS that 1t was the Yankee lookin' f, lIcr
That shot the buck, and that he'd elm nm
inc tree to look arter it, Don't know whether
ne seed 1t or not, but he came down niirLtv
SS!ddent thout lookin emmy filr,ler, shouldrrr
his gun and made straight coat-tail towarll
our camp. Did you see emything of him
ing from me- i''''i-
=, val | went to the place where Id SEQ,
the buck, and sure enough, there he nid-tb ,
bullet took nm right i'll the brain-pan,
l acknowledgcl the corn and pltaI for NOR
cy, but they considered the Joke too good f. h,
forgotten, Of which facts they gave memorial
delnonatratlonS as long rs we remained tn.
gether '''"'u 10
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01
The Man Without a Cou,,rv

! In 1868 an article was written lor.tho dtL,o-
TIC -uonth(y under the above caption, and at.
terwardS published in pamphlet form bv Tic
nor x Fields. The article has been road b,,
thousands and implicitly believed. The au-
thor III little volume entitled & .1Rrotj,
IdfeS' thus speaks OF it:
1t is wholly a fiction founded nm f,ct >,
The facts on which it is founded ara tLo.o-
that Aaron BUR- sailed down the Niss;yx;u,,;
river III lNU2, again in IS06. and was fried tor
treason m ISH!. The rest, with one excentjon
to be noticed, is all fictitious. avn
1t was my intention that the story sbouId
nave been published with no authors name
9!her 3 t4ah That ol Captain Frederic Inpham
| L = ~ Whether writing under his name mr.
my own have taken no ibcrir, with '.i1 h;t'.'. VI
o'ner than such as every writer of fiction !,
pIlVlleged To takc--indcrI, must take. If fr
tlon Is to be written at nil = nv
Inc story having been once ,nl,I;shnJ :,
passed out Of my hands. From that nnmrnt
II mas gradually acquired different acccsSorins
I"r "h!ch am not responsible Thus | hav.
heard 1t sad, that at one bureau Of the Navy
department they say that Nolan was pardon
ed' III iact, and returned home to die. At an
other bureau, am told, the answer to oue,-
tlonS Is, that, though it is true that an oi6cnr
was kept aboard all his life. his name w,s i MT
Nolan: y venerable friend Of mine in Ro.tnn
who dlscrcdlts all tradition still recoIIrcts tbis
Nolan court-martial One Of the most me-
Surate OF my younger friends had noticed No.
IAN death IN the newspaper, but rccollectcd
that 1t was IN September, and not IN Ang.
ut. \ lady in Baltimore writes me-, I La.
lIGve in good faith, that Nolan has two wilnw.
ed Sisters residing in that neighborhood.
correspondent Of the Philadelphia D;sDotr6
believed the article untrue, as the I'n;tnJ
States corvette Lcrant was lost at sea nrarl,.
three years since, between San Francesca and
San Juan" | may remark that this uncer
taihty as to the pace of her loss rather adds to
the probability of her turning up after thrr"
years, in lat. , deg. ! min. s.. long, I31 de-,
w. A writer in the New Orleans p@cn,1,u1
IN careful historical paper, explained at
length that had been mistaken ALI thronrb
tn that Philip Nolan never went to sea. but 70
Texas; that there he was shot in battle Warrb
Il, lS0l and by order from Spain every 6ffL
man OF his party was to be shot, had they nnt
died IN prison. Fortunately however, he jrft
his papers and maps, which fell into the banjs
q, OF friend of the Pcayuae's correspondent -
The friend proposes to publish them. and fbe
public. will then have, it is 70 be honed the
true history of Philip Nolan, the man without
a country.
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01
r. Y
THE WEDDING.

Gaze on, gaze on, ye beautiful and borrow
New beauty from the soul-inspiring scene.
Then tell your mirror on the coming morrow,
That she who ruled Ger many hearts the queen.
Now Ger one only wields her regal sway;
That one who like cathedral clock has been
Giving her time 10 many men, is to-day
Jewelled watch, for one mans time alone,
And ticks the mltiled beat of no heart but his own
Gaze grossly on, ye Profigate and Gay!
Call 1t q theme for idle and vain discourse
And simperins smiles; for tits not you, but they
Will moralize "for better or for worse"
Gaze on, ye Wise, by harsh experience taught;
Look calmly on, Q, Youth, with sacred thought.
On all youth pants for While Old Age
Unto the altar tOtterng more near,
Lists 10 the thrilling words from fe's worn pape.
That long ago was music to the ear!
And halcyon memories like some song. birds sing
'M'ng the dead garlands Of some faded yesr.
Recalling back the blithsoms bloom Of Spring.
ReghtiLg all the past wi.h scene, of Love and
Chccr.
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

a FARMER WTrHotr ARMS.-W. NJ Bean
camp, OF Onondaga county, New York, send,
TO the A"t|rtt@ Agrjc0lturist an interesting
account OF farmer he formerly knew. WHO
was born without arms:
Instead Of appealing to the charitable for
support he commenced early to help himself
Ills flrst property was a hen chickens, next a
pet, lamb, and afterwards shaggy colt. lie
took good care Of these, and increased his stork
little at time until he became prosperous
farmer. Having no hands, he learned to use
hIs toes which were longer than conlmon.-
HIS legs were a 50 very flexible, and by practice
ne was enabled to readily perform most opera
tons with ease lie put on and took off his
own clothing, shaved and fed himself, MIXED
M his own cow; and took part in most labors of
tue farm. lie was Il terror TO cvil-doers, whom
he could punish with severity. lie was pow
ertully built, and possessed of great strength
IN the head and shoulders lie would butt
IKE ! ram, or seize an offending urchin with
his teeth and shake him with bulldog tenarity,
tie died at the age of 10 leaving a large fami.
been married three times.
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01
Wendell Phillips on Victory.

1he more accomplished of the modern o1acks
nave 1ound 1t profitable to resort to c.haESt;c
phrases IN advertising their wares. Some of
uleil Startle the eXpectant public with the
colIaSe of Il word pre- ,umably derived from
ulcf''h mythology. Others resort to some
.iiathematlcal .i or algebraic expression, and mu
IiiaIe II INTO form suitable to their purpo,e
ANA yet another class, Of less orpin,litv se;zn
upon current slang, and render it subrervient
70 me emhelllshmcnt Of their scarcely less mar
| AetaoIe commodities. Mr.. Wendell Phillins
| announced himself as belonging to the latttr.
class when he drew together a coupany Of
listeners at the Cooper Institute on Wednesday
evening last by placarding the dead walls Of
INC cl'y with his handtllls, III which he dcclar-
gu INC ooutn victorious. The South has
been declared victorious, over and ovor
asain, by the poor Richmond editors bv tbr
people who manufactured the Chicago rI,t
lofin; by the London ItnteS. its money cdirnr
gnu an. us IAHerPo"l correspondent, SI~nce; ly
. pr tiehfy dc lIoEtown and the subscribers to
Shc southern cotton loan; hv Laird the ram
33uIlder; and by John Mitchell, ofth New
York DQty Noes. And having regard tn iii
lnGSe authorities, Mr. W. Phillips comes hith.
CT by express from Boston, heraldinu his an.
tI""CH VIE lhe announcement that what these
I"uIGIS u oi Iiie detunct Contcderacy, these ram
builders and cotton spectators had dccI.rrd =,
lact, ~ttS trNc Nothing TO this arpant nrarrn-
der and quack that the cause Of loyalty. honor
ana freedom had triumphcd in the death ol
Thousand, Of the best and brtyest men or fin,
nation lie must advertise his wares. and
proclaim, III the lang'age Of the sworn cncmir,
OF The republic, the triunph of treason.
we do not know that there is any necessity
lor reasoning with Mr.. Phillips on thi, or any
9lnef I matter. lie has a convenient fashion of
9ehylhS at leisure what he uttcrs in haste II
Is part OF his trade to do 50. And it is alto.
ðer likely that he may repu,iiate the Ma
cards which announce his lectures. as he hH.
repudiated equally obnoxiouS scntimouts con-
hectcd with his name.-N L. Tintcs.
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

INTERNAL REVENUE TO THE GOVERNMENT
The income Of the government from internal
revenue Is again on the increase. Thu, far i,
the current week it has averaged close on to
million a day, or equal to nearly six millions a
week: since the commencement Of the cur
rent fiscal year, July /, the National Treasnr,.
has received from this prolific source aIont nn,.
hundred and fourteen million dollars, or r''a \
week ly average of nearly seven million doar,
equal to All aggregate OF over three huldr,.
and sixty millions Il year. The revenue whicL
thc government is assured of, from direct taxa
ton IN the current fiscal year, will enable il to
detray Its expenses. reduce is Indebtedness,
strengthen its credit in the money market, and
prepare: the way for the prompt restoration Of
the national finances to a specie basis, in con.
lorlinlty with the mature policy and steady aim
OF Secretary McCuiloch.
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01
FLuTs AMI Coorrr1rs -Son,ohoJ, :.

FLRTs AND CoQUETTEs -Somebody is af
ter tirtS and coqucttes with sharp pin-thus
No woman likes to be called coduette, anc
yet how few can abstain from coquetry wher
an opportunity offers itself! No woman will
admit that she is tlirt, and yet how very few
can resist chance to tllrt with an agreeable
gentleman when such Irritation becomes m
eligible indulgence? There is an excitement
IN the attempt to secure u man $ affections
which is too inspiring, perhaps, to be neglect
ed but there is an odiGm attached to the cx-
element which no woman reIishes. They love
the pursuit, but fear the character it occasions.
And the same remark will apply to men, in
this particular, az well as women; for male
firts are quite as abominable as female ones :;
and the man who loves to win, merely for
amusement the affections of women. is no more
to be respected h IN the woman who is addicted
to the game of captivating, for the momentary
pleasure it affords, the hearts Of men"
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

NrcHKY-A good story is told Of a railroad
aarcd'nt ON the New London railroad. which
Il III rather ludicrous ending. \ half intoxi.
Gated lrshnan was sitting on the rail, when
!He t engine from the train to Norwich struck
nllll IL, 9 under the haumGhes and tossed him down
turned back to pick up the dead bodI p P,dds dIs
was found alive, however, only somewhat hrn;:.
ed and taken TO Norwich. Here the ro,njno.
tor kindly offered to send the man to his home.
a few mules away III hack, but PADDY insis'
'"i on his ability to walk, and refused 10 La
sent home IN 'kerrdgc' The conductor
pressed the matter when the Milosian who
had stood the butting of the cow,catch.r ~
well. brStled up with Go away with your
5era 5eILid5r: ! LII go home by myself; an five
anne ,,, any damage to yer old ingine bedad III
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01
TIE VIRTUE OF REPUBLICAN Txsrrrr,rro, :,

| TIE VIRTUE OF REPUBLICAN TNsTrrrrro,,
The Republican bubble which, accordinr r.
an obscure politician, burst four years agoS !.
atfordlng at present an example of the workino
OF popular Institutions well deserving of the
consideration OF statesmen. How comes il
that johnson, the tailor of ofTennessce, ike Lin.
coin, the rail-splitter of Illinois, before him
can so JudlciOnsly and temperatey use his
great power?
We do not instruct our tailors even with a
vote Tor man to represent them in the house
of commons; but here is an example of tailor
proving himself qualified to undertake the
task OF ruling great nation, and he compares
adyantageously with the kings and statesmen
OF Europe. We saw, III the ease with which
the republic could bear the strain of stuDen.
dous war the excellence Of popular institutions
In their general working.
we can contemplate in President johnson
d specimen OF the men by which these results
are are WORKED out. No doubt all tailOrs have not
the: genius of Andrew johnson nor ali rail
sPlltters the honesty and rare political instinct
" AoTahain Lincoln: but how comes it that
III co1ductlng war and in concludinn n nnoce
the United States should have hit nnon tboSo
Two exceptional rulers sprung from the indus.
trial ranks? WHY AiiuuS-
The answer is that when the people govern
the whole people, and not the privileged
fragments OF the nation-the ablest men. will
as general rule, find their way to the front
and thus in seasons of emergency the Interests
of the country are confded to the care, not Of
antiquated imbeciity, but of genius, of skill
and Of craftsmanship, Those institutions can,
not be radically defective which, in season of
trial, so rapidly brought out two such rulers as
Lincoln and johnson, and two such soldiers AZ
Grant and Sherman. 1t is not worth irving
after such an experience, whether our artisans
and rail-spitters are fit to give vote.-Loa-
don Star
D:L.. Vo,,nc 20 ;ndaad = r:I a ~ :,
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01
TIE ART OF OUARREt1xo-sa -sars;LIo

THE ART OF QUARRsLrNG.-Sensible hus.
band How is it that we never quarrel Mrs.
Aantlppe? Well, will tell you. One person
relsome humor, and break out, my wife re-
mains cool aud collected, and doesn't say a
word. Ii my wife is peeviSh, and displays
more temper than is becoming to one Of her
beautiful sex, |, her husband, remain as unmo-
we'd as the monument or else cheat myselfinto
the belief that am listening for the moment
to some heavenly song. We only quarrel one
at a time, and it is astonishing if you leave
quarrel alone, how very soon it dies out =
That 3 your secret, madam and | should adj
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

The French Dead-h head" system has reach
ed ed perfection. AT recent exhibition by the
distributed A row broke up the exhibition
and the money was returned at the door. The
receipts not holding out to pay all the audience
it was found at the end of the entertainment
that seventy out Of eighty ofthe dead heads
had taken the ten francs return money offered
at the door The American dead head sys.
tenn is bad, but it does not reach French auaa.
city,
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

er Of the crest deiaulter in New York. is re-
ported to have said to his creditors - If
could have my son back, with his good narae,
and you were all paid in full, would die CON,
tent Such is the last ambition of our great
inanciers. a lifetime of activity, an ample
fortune it's reward and now all would be given
for sons good name Young mcnGfast
young men--think Of this.
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

OFT . OF BlsLrswA {: xAas story is told ofa cOun.
preacher was passing the night, who. when bed.
time came. and family prayer was suggested
in searching for Bible, finally PRODUCED n cou.
pie Of torn leaves of the good book. with tie
remark, " didn't know was SO near out OF
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

:. AS we two are one, said a witty brute to
ms Ses, wife, :" when beat you beat half of my.
well" said the wife, 'then beat your own
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

An old woman, was complaining, few dsvs
since, in the mar rket, ofthe excessive high prics
Of provisions. " It is not the meat only tthst
IS so enormously dear, said she, "but can
he hH. tha GntIn msn pGr tor pudding than dOu
eggs halt SO large as then used to beT, "'''''e "'s
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

INDIGNANT PIcKpoCKET.-"Well, if this
amt mean Here's this fellow agoin' about
with this here yellcr chain; and when / pulls
It out--there's no watch on the end Of it,
The conduct of these here fashy clerks il
me, as has to depend on his trade for Twin, 3
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

IHE GEYsERs CRTIcEsED. A lady cores
Pondcnt Of the San Francisco Alta writing
rom the GcyserS, commentaries criticism
offered concerning these wonderful phenomcns
made made hy suddenly enriched " pot slewcr -
I.l Here 1t It IS; oh, how wonderful how sub.
l5lne :, exclaimed Mehitabe, the romantic Ia.
4E, 9iE; Her mother looked down into the bub-
ptine' SeethIng, angry cauldron, with a sneer
eXc4med "Travel a hundred miles 70 sea aas :
pot boil why, child, I've made more steam
oyer a hot stove, than the devil makes with tba
whole burnn' lake i'll his kitchen. But then
pose it's fashion now-a-dayS. " "'
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

Brigham Young is, indeed, q Pillar of Sal
j skc. His ides Of wife 10 Loss,
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

SPIRITUAL FACTs.-That whiskev il the kew
ny which many gain an entrance into our nris.
ons and aims houses. ''''N p'4''
That brandy brands the nose of all those who
cannot govern their appctites.
lliat WINE causes many to take winding
punches. ON-''SNo'I
brings many to the bier
That Champagne is the cause Of many real
That gin-slings have "slewed" more than
the slings Of old. 'NAu
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

EARLY on REBEL ARMY CHApLAtSs.-Du.
rTIInT the fight at Fishers Hill, at which the
Federal troops We're victorious, the rebel Gen.
eral Jubai Early, in riding to the front. met a
man pitching toward the rear. Early accosted
him thus:
:. no are you and where are you going ?"
les curse you, you We been wanting to ON
10 heaven Tor some time. and now you've got
a chance, you run away "''
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

In the cemetery at Sharon Ct., is very mi.
que family grave, consisting of a vcrdant mou.d
with circle Of six gravestoncs around il "a.
eng outward. Six of these commemorate tbs
virtues Of, the six departed wives of D.
5, > and the seventh, mere stately slab
!han the rest, bears the simple but affecting
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01
WHOLE NO. 587

HENRY CLAY Posed. When Henry Clay
WIS young and brilliant member Of the Leg
stature OF kentucky, one of the oldest Buck
IH!nS T heard him quote the Commcn Law Of
n-"s'nu' as as decisive in the case then under da-
Guosloh' The old fellow was astonisned, and.
jumping up began Mr.. Speaker, Want to
k'lo", SIR; IT. what that gentleman said !, true !?
II IrFe We all living under the old English Law?
ne Speaker Informed the anxiou, inpuiror
.hat t thg Common Law was recognized as
i|loJ rIrt OF Inc Inc law law OF the land Well, sir, re,
our fathers, and some of as fit Lied anI d;ed =,
be tree from English law, l don't want to- to l.. l.,
under any on it any longer. And | make y
motion that 1t be repealed right avav The
motion was seconded. The Kentucky bLnni
was up. The Buckskins fired off speech after
speech anu Mr. Clay had as much u, he could
turc Of kentucky from repeating the Comm"n
Law Of England. 0'--''-'''
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

SYNPATHETLc- SO, poor Miss Prim IL
dead at last, Miss Singleton .
On, yes, poor eritter; she couldn't bear to
near IN. how Lr, Squibbs was siding up to wild.
sunk under it. -
Poor, unIort nate creetur!" said the old
mad. How does my new cap look"
Jennie, said venerable old man tc his
daughter. who was asking his consent to ac-
company her urgent and favored suitOr to the
altar. 'Jenuie, it is a very solemn thing to
get married
g kaow it, replied Jennie, "but it's
heap soemner not to.
Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

cCoMICAL.-The way into which words are
oiteh divided, when set to music, sometimes
laoouceS rather ludlcrous effect. A stranger
was once surprised on hearing congregation.
mostly Of women, crying out
20 for a man!
y for a man!
y for mansion in the sLies!"
While on another occasion a choir sano 70
the best of their ability
"We'll catch the fee
Wen catch the fee
Wen catch the flee ting hours!"