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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20
MIR. Nasby Lamenteth Over the Apostasy
Of Saints.
SAINTS REST, WITCH is IN THE STAT I

SAINTS REST WITCH Is IN THE STAT
w Moo GERsY.) March l3, 65.
hev peroosed the papers agin.
To me, noozpapers is pizen, and the TELEGRAPH
wuss ner watered whisky.
Fer they bring tdngs NV evil to me, and ii
dings NV CRATE COY to the Ablishnists.
Wilmington hez follered Charleston, and Co.
lumhy is mass Nv rooms
Sherman hez gone and did it again, and Bragg
suckums to Schofeld.
Lee is in Richmond. like rat in cistern-he
can't git out, and its shoor deth to stay
Weepin cant do, fer my water works hey
given out from too much yoose cussin is w no
ayale fer cant do ju>ts the subgick.
And the household NV the faithful hev aposta-
tized-ihey bow the knee to the Molock Linkin.
Wher is them who bought revulvers TO resist
the draft
Lo them ez live in Moo Hamsheer is film afr
davits that they bought EN- to plant corn by
shootin the kurnelS atween the cracks NV the
stuns IN their feels. ez the custum NV the coun-
try.
Them ez live in the West, sware CRATE oaths
that they bought EN- to shoot the rats with.
Wher is them ez swore solem oaths in their
Lodges, to give neither man ner dollar fer the
war?
Lo they shell out their hundreds to craft
funds, and er bizzy gittn in substitoots.
Wher is them ez swore eff they had to go they
would shoot North ?
Lo ! they wuz draftid and they went like
lams to the slaughter, and are now enthusiastic
in the KILN NV their Southern brethern
Wher is them who swore no niger shood cum
North?
Verify. the contraband sweateth on their farm
at IL dollars per munth-fer his labur they hug
him to their buzzum.
Wher is them who profeside that greenbacks
wood be wuthless, and swore they wood never
take EN-?
Lo they sell bosses, and their wheel and
their lands, and will reserve in pay therefor
nuthin else-they hoard EN- clost, AS the hat
will show that goeth around at the close NV my
lectures.
Wher is them who Contributed to the support
~ Vallandygum
In my distress asked wun nv EN- fer single
quarter, and he bade ME be deinned
There is no faith in mankind-there is none
troo-not wun.
The party hez tickered Quit standeth not
up in its strengtt-it hez no more backbone
than an eel
In disgust spit upon tin my wrath l leeve
it to its fate.
Talandgum and Voorhees, hev gone into law
i shell &C into unty-umpin.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Lait Faster Nv the Church ny the Moo Dispcn
sashun
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

OK point OF international law. Vice Admiral
Farragut, some time since, favorel Mr. Seward
with decision. 1t may not bear the authority
of the Supreme Court, hut it will bear weight +
the weight OF broadside-if tie old hero ever
gets chance. Mr.. Seward WAS enforcing the
necessity OF strictly observing the ,iuty of neu-
trality within a marine league of the shore
= Well, Mr. Secretary, said the Vice Admiral
- | learned my international law before YOU did
and in rougher school. When was bow the
British took our c7ew-and me with the rest
prisoners on the coast of South America. within
less than halt mile of the shore British nre-
ced'nt Is good enough for me, and if ever have
az opportunity, | II follow it"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

TEE TiDE OF EN1GRATIoS.-The scenes on the
levee sust now are quite suggestive. hundreds
of Missourans of the rebel persuasion are leay-
ing with their traps for other States and
hundreds of tie sturdy yoemanry OF Illinois,
Ohio, Indiana, Pennsylvania, and OF states fhr-
ther East are pouring in upon US. The Missouri
river boats are carrying emigrants TO Kansas
Nebraska, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Nevada
and California, besides leaving hundreds along
the riser banks in our own State. The reports
which reach Us every day from the interior be-
token unparalleled activity in land sales IN
ever county. The regions which nave been
most frequently ravaged By guerrlllas are as
ms CHI sought after as any other, owing TO inc
correct impression that land IS very cheap IN sech
localities. The infusion of this extensive free
State element is calculated to give Missouri
long start ahead as soon as peaceful! times are
fully restored everywhere in the land-M' LOUIS
Democrat, March 24th.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

II is contemplated to open in London mon
ster restaurant after the style of Duyal's cstsb-
shment in Paris. The guests will be serTed nv
girls in uniform and distinguished BY numbers
as the performers in the ballet of " Dadaides y
The bill of fare will he published daily in the
morning journals. The bread will be cut and
the meat carved by machinery. The beer and
other drinks will he delivered at each table bv
pipes laid under the floor and the plates be
brought, heated upon small railway cars. A
SPECIAL department is reserved for customers
dogs, 90 be attended 70 by boys detailed for the
p4rpoSe.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20
HAPPINESS OR MISERY !!
THAT IS THE QUESTION.

THE PROPRIETORS OF TIE ..PACIFIC
| MUSEUM OF ANATOMY AND SCIENCE -
have determined, regardless Of expense, to issue
FREE for the benefit Of suffering humanity four
Of their most interesting and instructive LEG
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OF Energy and Vital Power the great Social
Evil, and those malades that result from youth,
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Physiology and Natures Laws
These invaluable Lectures have been the IL cans
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Pine street. San Francisco
asss" Letters TO be sent through Wells, Fargo
20. 9yl0.ly.s.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

Ex-GovERxoR AIKEN OF SoUTH CAROLINA AND
MS SLAvEs-A letter from Charleston TO tue
Washington Republican says:
Ex-Governor Aiken is one Of the largest
shareholders and wealthiest men Of the South
Since the occupation of Charleston by our forces,
he has reported the names of ali his slaves seven
hundred and fifty in number to the command
ant of the post. and given each family a 'arm
Oh one OF the most fertile and prodnrlve y
lands on the coast, placed item on II ana al are
we'll started in life. Such deed deserves 70 De
recorded"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

Nor YET TAKEy.-Thc Nisala Delta So IS that
persistent rebel, haigg from sone dark place
in Dixie where schools scarce, remarked to
Union friend day or two since, that he
didn't believe any of the id abolition lies
about the taking of Richmond. JEFF. Davis said
it couldn't be took, and it couldn't no-sir-ee."
This fellow thinks Columbus landed in the State
of Arkansas, and the Tower of Babel was built
al Missouri Bend on the Sacramento.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

A LEG-I-SEE.--The Terrjtorial Enferpris. Of
recent date is responsible for the following good
one - At Maguires Opera House last night,
towards the conclusion ef the last piece, the
audience WAS startled. ast0nished and thrown
into spasms by the breaking through OF the
plastering overhead and sudden appearance
through the ceiling Of female-well, lower
limb, of most bewitching taper and proportions.
1t appears that some lady had ventured into the
loft over the theater (Which, by the way, lacks
floor being merely lathed and plasteretj, with
view to peeping down through the large ven
tilator in the center of the thcatcr, but when
near the peeping place, slipped from joice and
projected one OF her lower limbs through the
plastering This was 4 touch OF Mazcppa not
in the bills, and was hugely enjoyed by the a'I-
dicnce. Then the mystery as to the ownership
Of the beautiful! leg made the exhibition all the
more piquant. We con know that this . feet
will be repeated tonight bat in case there was
the least probability Of such thing the honSe
would doubtless he packed. Many will doubt
less 20 to see the hole where the beautiful appa-
rition is said to have appeared. The owner OF
the charming limb VIII perhaps never be known.
Magaire is great place for accidents.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

y GEN FROM Gov. BRowyLow-s The only
way 20 touch the tender sensibilitv of the South
ern woman is to take away her negroes. Kill
her husband. and she thanks God that he has
enabled him to die for the good cause; hut take
away one Of her negroes, and she screams and
bewails herself as if the devil himself we're az
Ter her
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20
Medical Institute,

NO so Washington street san Francisco. Cal
SrMIxAI. WEAKNESS %. SpEENArGRRHEA.-Thc
Young u.'n who experiences that growing weak
ne-S |" his muscular ana mental 'r-"hizaton
Shon'd stop 10 consider whence j arises. lie
VIII hhd ;" the weakness OF the hach, trembling
~ lhr ilmo{' dl~oi'eF'' digestion, Anlr'ouniahl"
'At'iA- oi '"' powers % 'ht lhlht' H'>taSir TOY
sn'I1it "rr"d - 'inFeh':ing trouble. forehodlng>
VI e''-' ~'r'P''>."r'>' '""'lei ana iacFlouN
~ ''''' "' - I''''"S '''',"e''' '"N'
W mas ',"' t''" '"' ,'''.'o"' "'"e' SH"'P.
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'"'' '"" '''' W - az ~ "a ulSe"seS'
l..rr.,,-.,,, i,i. hen. Of lie and manhood and
:,.,.,i.,- MIN .ioDo the broken nntb If his
r,i.tcpr,. toward q premature and loatbsoun
.-r.,,. r, him who finds his life tribbl,nr ont
i; ih. yital nriucnoI Of e~i,,rnc-
=, ,.,.,,r,,.l ,,,d .lirrn.l ro,;..o,.s tho ,,.ro
,..,fi,,, a. ,. ,.,...c. Of it, ,,,e,r,n.r bring.
M, =, ..pr,nrc 81; ro,icf.
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i,,..t ,'..,,.l.,,i
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looks 70 him for so nnch Of bannnsss jsa yir1
tim Of his evil and an Innocent companion Of
his punishment. He adds TO his misery and dis
order until hope leaves him. There is no rescue
except in pruPer and Sklltul treatment Con-
suit then al once q p!,ySician whom long prsc-
flee and rorefl research has made ,borongblv
convcrsant with every phase OF the disease
Those who have become the victims of solitary
wires. that dreadful. fascinating and destructive
habit. which fiji, thousands of sick rooms with
para!ytics and consumptiyes. and hundreds Of
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

GET A RoPE.-We feel very mild and merciful
about these days. As we sit in our sanctum. We
have a bucket of the milk Of humaa kindness at
one side of our chair with tin dipper in it, and
n large olive branch on the table. There is no
- gall - about Oh. no It's Sl1mmerhorn
that deals in NORWOOD. It's the in the
wagon who feels like hanging every stratorous
whelp that talks mean. 1t isn't 10 Read this
specimen from the Grass Valley National.
Johnston may be whipped by Sherman, rein
forced rs the latter is by overwhe lrpfng numbers
Lee may be vanquished ut Richmoi1d, and Grant
may ride triumphantly iuto the Southern Capital,
but the day OF reckoning will oue day come, i'm
mediate or remote, when those who haze sowed
the wind will reap the whirlwind. and the crime
against constitutional Liberty will visit with its
due rewards the heads of those who have deib-
eratelv and brazenly committed il. II the pillars
of the Constitution to be torn down. il is not
alone the Southern people who are to be buried
~ the runs.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

NORTHERN TRArrue.--LetterS captured at Co.
lumba, South Caroliga, 10y the Union troops,
show that at the commencement CT the war, b.
M. Seymour. OF Hartford, Connecticut, forward
ell one thousand dollars to Gov. Gist. OF South
Carolina to tie invested in South Carolina bonds
thu expressed object neing to aid that State in
making war On the United States. II our Gov
erDment does its duty in the premises, il will
take all the property Seymour has left, aud his
LIE also. Such traitor deserves death
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

No Observation-Disclosures is made Of the fact
that Mayo. the Mayor of Richmond, who so
meckly surrendered its keys into the bands of
General Weitzel, is the same man who in 4 speech
delivered in 1862, boastingly said: - This city
was founded by man named Mayo, and no man
Of thai name will ever surrender it,"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

A Hrcu CoNrLlugsr.-The Chicago 7ytl..ne

a IIICH CoMPLINE>r.-The Chicago TrlIune,
april 9TH, thus speaks of General Grant:
When the details of the last week ; work shall
be made known we doubt not the country viii
he astonished at the mastery tactics By which
the prize of the war has been wrcSted from Lee 5
hands and himself driven - fugitive out Of Viz
ginia. Lieutenant General Grant has " On victo-
ries to make half dozen first class military
regulations. lie has borne himself through all
with modest equanimity which mast excite the
admiration of all who shall read the historv OF
the great struggle He has earned the gratitude
CT all generations of the American people.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

STRICT DlscIPLNE.-The People Party, in
San Francisco, require all candidates on ,hei.
ticket to subscribe to the following oath:
do soemnlv tia, have faithfully supported The
Administration since March l. 1851 " word deed action.
and that have rot uttered word harbored thought
which could be pr.uici wef,r. Of tho
enment Of the United that voted fr
Lineoln and Andrew Johnson last November.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

The Sixth Corps Of the Army Of the Potomac
are going TO raise $40, 900 for monument to
their beloved Gen. Sedgwick. The privates are
to give fifty and seventy-iye cents, and officers
from two TO ten dollars
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

THERE is man out West who claims to cure
diseases by laying on hands That is nothing
marvellous. We have ourself says the editor OF
the Bangor Wig, when voung, been cured of
moral ob.iqIities by the laying on Of the parental
haud--severelv.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

Coon PRovIsIoS.-The Missouri State Conven-
tion adopted an article providing that after the
lst OF January, 1866, no person shaE be SLOWED
60 vote VITO is unable 10 read, except through
physical disability.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

DEsPERArE.-A leag bafied creditor publishes
tne following advertisement !" Wanted-A thin
man who is used to the business OF collecting,
20 crawl through key-holes and End debtors who
are never at home a"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

FRANCE has had sixty-seven Queens Mise--
able lives they led. EieTen were divorced Two
executed. Nine died young. Seven were wild
owed early. Three cruelty treated Three e1iled.
The sse. were Gtber poisoned o. broksa h esrted.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

TIE hrst to '' strike lie" it now appears. WAS
100, VINO says: when | washed nv steps
VITO outter, and the rocks poured me out rivers
OF oil."-Jos, XXX: 6.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

Ar camden, South Carolina, in a newly made
$50, 900 in specie.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20
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remedies.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20
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sashun

RISGGNG THE CHANGEs.-The bells of Cincin-
natl have been twice rung during the for
events of military significance. The first was on
the occasion CT Kirby Smith approach, when
it was presumed that the rebel General was
leader of enterprise swinging toward Covington
at light infantry gait. Couriers came da hing
back from the small corps of observation in Ken
lucky intensifNing the alarm of the citizens and
making the recruits IN picket feel very little dis
position to sleep on their posts. There was ap-
prehension in the air. There feeling of
incomplete preparation TO Withstand the shock of
disciplined army. large small. The feeling
of helplessness. arising not froEs the want of
numbers, but lack of organization, made men
fretill and wakeful, and on the night we refer to
the baletul suspense was at its hight
In the dead darkness the bells smote the air
with startling clanGor pulsing alarm in the air.
The city stirred uneaSily. Whether the bells
tolled fast or slow, their information seemed to
wander in strange keys, like the music of an in
cantation. The biz o~es erumblcd in gloomy
throhS, the little ones struck in with "a frghtiul
staccato movement as if every stroke had an ex-
clamation point marked after it. People under
stood il very we'll, inst the soldier who hears
the long roll for the first time springs FROM his
slumhers urbidden and scizes his gun.
In those dark days when rebellion in its
ripenng yigor, men seldom heard the chimes Of
victory. The nation was forced to strain every
fiber not to achieve Triumph, but to prevent dis
aster The lover of his country turned away
from the bulletins where so little that was pleas
ant ever appeared, and trusted that time would
indeed set things even Time has done it, But
the night refer one in which no one
could be philosophical and obey the Injunction
Fear each sudden sound and shock
lis Of the wave aud not tins rock"
The second bell-rlnglng OF martial import oc-
CURED night before last over the news of Lee,
surrender. The same bells CATERED the same
hell-ringers perhaps tuggcd at the ropes But
the bells were as jolly, mellow and musical ms
the rotund organ Of Labache. The little ones
laughed forth wedding marches for the brave
boys who will soon come back to their sweet
hearts, the fresher, the stronger the manlier and
the more handsome for the stains of marching
and the scars burned deep by the flaming torch
Of battle. Technically, it was all diseord. In
effect it was all harmony<-a joyous march to
whose cadence rep"ntent States seemed to step
again to the music Of the Union. One Was re-
minded of the gladstone peals that salated the
birth Of our Republic nearya century ago when
the old bell-ringer fell dead in PHILADELPHIA while
sending wave after wave OF the great good news
tile surrender CT Cornwailis-in the Welding
air
Our bells have peaked forth the dread alarm
and the gladdest tidngs that man S car has heard
in this century. Let them rehearse some sweet
grateful. solemn chime, for peace surely is not
far ava v Cincinnati Commerci1i, April Sfh
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20

recton of letters, below.
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this Institute has become to the Paclhc Coast
The thousands annually received and cured place
it in point of number of patients among the
very first of the world, and the success OF It's
treatment ranks it second 10 none
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the system and gradually undermine and destroy
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the frame they give to the world puny and
diseased offspring. and poison, through success
sive generations of the race of man. The marks
can he seen in Scrofula, Consumption, Cripples,
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There is no more terrible scourge to the human
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utterly destroy-all earthly hopes
MERCURY, rtcogn'-ed as the most fatal aed'-
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doubles his dangers. Those who have been
treated with that pernicous mineral poison are
not cured; the disease has only assumed a new
form.
Do not be satisfied with Partial Cures,
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TEN. eating its way into the tissues and organs
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ont in the future with virulence that will
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-05-20
The MIDNIGHT BATTLE BEFORE Pr7sKssuRe-

The MIDNIGHT BATTLE BEFORE PErRRsBuae.-
The Petersburg Express, of March soth gives the
following account of the affair:
At nine minutes past ten o'clock Wednesday
night the enemy opened on our extreme left near
the Appomattox, with a fearful artillery FIRE
and simultaneous movement was made on the
part of their infantry, the men charging I'D TO
our breastworks in great masses. Our men, I'M
der the gallant Gordon, were wide awake. and
received the charge with GOODNESS and precision
which caused the assailants 10 recoil with evil
dent dsmay and CONSERVATION. Up to twelve
o clock the fighting was continued with great
vigor and persistency, the enemy making in all
i've separate assaults, in every one of which
the {" bne-bellies were sent reelng back At
the late hour at which we write-half pa st twelve
o clock A. M.-heavy firing is progressing hut
our officers and men know that the enemy has
done his worst, and feel perfectly satisfied that
they can hold their own against Grants COM
bned legions. The night was intensely dark. il
being impossible to see at distance of
more than twenty PAGES. and cannot speak
positively of the enemy 5 losses. but they must
have been immense They came in swarms. sup
posed to be several lines of battle deep and AS
in no instance did they even get through our OBJ
structions the irresistible inference is that the
slaughter was fearful. Our loss was compare
lively small
We witnessed the scene from the brow of BEL
ling's Hill. and never saw one more fenrfully
grand. From the river round to the Wilcox
House. for a distance of three miles. the horizon
was illuminated with bursting mortars and ex-
ploding shells. while the line of battle was most
clearly defined by the sheet of fame which liter
ally blazed without cessation from the muzzles
of our small arms.
The entire community aroused by the
deafening of artillery and inressant roll of
musketry, which shook every dwelling from roof
to basement and cause the inmates to shake
with agitation and alarm. The enemy evidently
expected to surprise our troops; but General
Gorion's boys never sleep when danger is near,
and extended to the assailants a reception which
we think it probable they never will forget. The
gallantry Of our men was displayed in most
gratifying manner. and their conduct is the
! theme of universal praise The artillery fire
our side magnificent. and the Cummings
and Bradford batteries in Chesterfield emf
nently conspicuous for rapid and accurate firing
! from the elevation occupied. It is fact cs
pecially deserving of mention that during the
entire fight. which lasted over two hours. not
man was observed coming to the rear.