The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1865-08-10
Mr. Nasty Meets 'sRecOnstructid South.
ern Shivelry, and SEE Condolences.
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change views, to hev soothin confidence
to unbuzzum, becoz fer the past yeer
the Dimecratik party hez bin trooly sec
shunal, and the seckshun hez okkepie,
is not the identikle seekshin unto wicl
the orlices is lokatid, and only by perfe
union with our wunst loved brethren u,
the South, kin We ever git onto trool
Nashnal ground.
Gincral Gusher is tro gentleman o
the raal Southern skool. He puts G. s
A. arter his name, onto the hotel register
and his rings, buzzom pin, and the hea(
w his cane, is all made Nv the bones O
mizable Yankee soldiers who fell at Bul
Run-ho seq by his own hand, and i
must be so, for who ever knode sutherr
man to bost vain. gloriousIy? We met
and embraced weeping perfoosely.
"Alars.' sobbed the Giueral "vat q
nitemarc hez obskoord our respective
vishuus for the past 4 yeers. I wu;
ailuz Union man, alluz. alluz! alluz
The old flag | loved with more nor pa
rental afccshun-to me it wuz moro no
life"
"Why, then, my Ajaks," sobbed l.
did you raise your parriSidle hand agiu
it!
"Why? my beloved, because MY
STAT secesht, and wus carried along
by a torrent Nv public opinion wich l
Good not stem, aud went with hur.-
But its all over. We huv awoke, and |
am here in the capital Of my beloved
country, under the shadder Nv tho old
flag wich is the pride Nv Americans and
the terror Nv all weak nashurs wich hez
territories contiguous, reddy to talk an
oath, ind resoom the citizenship | laid
orr, and agin run the Guvment for its
own honor aud glory.
"llev 700 parIon,' SEE I. "Ne.
thinks wunst paper recent my humble
vl.iace, which is simultaneously Dimekrat-
ic-iit cum around a package of goods
from Moo York; and in that paper | saw
your name, az one Nv the orfsers
who killed the niggcrs at Fort Piller.-
am rite?'
"lou air. I'm a gushen child Nv
nacher-lm enthusiastic Labren un-
der the same deloosion that secesht US,
be,eevd at that time that | wuz dom
6 1od thing in killen them property Nv
ours that Linkum had showed bloc kots
onto. hev no apologies to otfcr-I AIN
now written jus,ifcashun.
81, and | speck for thousands Nv the
shlVelous suns Nv the South who would
like good square meal wunst more, am
wlllen to BE- consiliatid. The Upper.
toonlty is now offered the Government
to consulate US. We arc rcturnin prod
gyle suns-kill your fatted veel and
. b11ns s foTth your S2!i rjazs and purple
We shall insist on turns, but we air
disposed to be reasonable we air wilIen |
10 ackooleSe the soopremicy Nv the Guv.
srnmen:, Int there mns: be no humil.
|ashen. A proud high-spirited people
like US. uns, won't stand it-uo sir, we
cannot. There must be no hangn, no
coniiscashen, no dsfranch isen. We air
wlIIln to step back jest ez We slept out
Fesooniu our old stratus, trustin to en-.
slneerIn to git such luther pints ez air
not here enoomeratid. Without them
union wood not be wun Of !
hart twood be holler mockery Wat !
we are goia for is union foundld on !uv
which Is stronger and solder than mus.
kits. narts is trumps let the platform be
harris and all is we'll
' But Gineral," seq I, "In oil this
wat do you propose for US Northern
Dlmocrats?" "Towards them our bow.
lis melt with luv. We forgive yoo.-
Eff 700 kin take the old attitood, well and
good not
"llold,' seq |, don't threat. A gin
Domino Northern Dimekrat wants but
little here below, but wants that little .
long, Give him small post Office, a
niger driver to lool; up to, and a bigger
to look down to, aud he is soopreemly F.
happy. Elan angel in glory wuz to
offer to trade places with him, harp,
golden crown, and all he would ask
odds"
"uv course them positions you kin hev
-wc don't want en-, all We ask is to
make the platforms, aud hev sich offisis
ez hawty high toned men kin afford :
take and yOo uns kin hev the rest
"But wun thing must BIO understood.
lhe scenes Nv the Charleston Convcu
shun must never be re enacted the
must be no more DugIissis. Under the
new dispeusashen 700 dance whenever
We fiddle, askin no questions. The
Southern hart must never again be fred
1t would consume itself.
az soon eZ hev took the oath, I
shell mmejegitly 90 hum and run for
Congrls--see 70 it tina. you hov cnuf
Democrats Their that we, jintly, kin con.
troll things. Nv coarse in union Of
iuv there must be equality. liDkum' 8
var debt must never be pads onIcss 1aau
ls-hIs hirellns must never be pansioned
unless our patriots is. Wat a delitefuI
spectacle. Men who, yesterday; was a
goasin each other on the field of bat
tie, to day is DRAWN pcnShuns amikabIy
from the same treasury. The eoglc wood