Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-07-24
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PR0MIscU0Us PARAGRAPHS.

pRoMIscU0Us PARAGRAPHS
The Clarksvilie Chronicle, . new pa
per and neat one, has just made its
appearance 81.
The Nashville Times says: The laws
will be executed in Tennessee, and law
breakers win be executed also if it be-
comes necessary. go is --fs-
The workmen of New York are en-
deavoring to substitutes eight hours IN
stead Of ten as days work. ua 4
The National Intel1igencer eensures
the Secretary Of the Treasury for omit
ing to make The usual IDLY statement OF
the public debt & dL0D -
The husband who deV0nred his wife
with kisses, found afterwards that she
disagreed with kim. aod Mss La I
He who can End nobody that win
credit word be says, may fairly boast
that the has no creditors
The Jappanese say: "The tongue of
woman is her swoFd, and she never let's
it grow rusty for want of using"
General Granger, in Texas, hss issu
ed an order declaring slavery abolished
in that State. o.
An extensive paper mill is TO be erect
ed at Fort Wayne, and put 10 operation
next fall 4asfst' tla@aEg
A Boston man lately cot a fine set of
teeth inserted for nothing. he kicked
dog. -. ~, go
Il is stated that the Southerners in
Paris owe two millions of francs Eleven
have been in the debtors prison.
Some one was telling an Lishman
that q certain person bad eaten ten sau-
GERS Of ice cream, whereupon Patrick
shook his head. $50 you don't believe
iiT With shrewd nod Pat answered:
II believe in the cream but not in the
maucefR " 1rr# edN -fsfI53af sHFA# q
The hrst marriage license since Lynch
burg has been nnder Union rule, was is
sued on The lib instant.id The parties
had 10 take the oath of allegiance before
the desired permission was granted them.
The oath was Administered by the Pro-
vost Marshal of the District
They have sumnhrysway of dealing
with the miscFeants who rob our soldiers
in Philadelphia A couple Of these
gentry we're caught in the actiSi of
fleeing soldier few nights ago One
was sentenced 10 pay fne of one hum
drfd dollars and ten years. lmprison-
!ment:. The other got off with FIVE years
imprisonment. o tai asdg
A cruel parent at Quebec locked up
his uudutiful daughter, BECAUSE Aha
wanted to marry a young lawyer The
young man, however, though poor in
purse, was fertile in resource, and sued
out writ of habeas corpus for bis be-
loved. AS she was Of age to decide for
herself, the couple were married and
went on their way rejoicing ssttaa 4
A resident Of the Sandwich Islands
takes the highest honor" at the VIII.
liams College Commencemept and two |
othtrs from the same distant place have 1
orations. One or two native Islanders,
also from Williams College, served with |
credit through some Of the hardest cam.
phigns of the war. They were sons of |
al American missionary
There are nov In the English navyE
20 iron.clsds afoat, of which eight arel
not completed and six are building,
together with five floating batteries. 'f1
An ex.slsVe applied the other day to a |
lawyer in Maryland for the reatoratiou |
Of hia boy of Rixtaen, Who had been |
illegally apprenticsd BY his former mas
ter. Ia reply to the lawyers question,
uni h. q L. /
OF the boy, the. father said; "a Well.
rnassa, ! ruther links, Use capable as |
him, for ron see dat ole massa has done |
gone and hired de boy out for four dol I
lars month, and pus de money in his |
pocket | specs Use capable Of dat kind
OF here, any waysi - hpo0@
The large cotton mills at Gtaniteyille |
and Augusta, Georgia, have begun rsau, /
lar shipments Of their products to the I
New York markets. \
House rents have fallen about thirty
per cent. at Washington since last April.
principally on account of the large re.
ductions in the public departments. sais
Soldiers are leaving the vicinity Of |
Louisville very rapidly. Out Of the
slxty thousand that were encamped near
the city, twenty-five thousand have al
ready gone, and the remainder will soon
follow. Ia few days there will be no
soldiers in that city except the Provost
Guard. - 49, Ss5
In England, a half holiday on Satur-,
day afternoon is almost universal among
business men and manufacturers. Few
factories OF stores are open, and the
principle is even exten7ing into the pub. /.
hc Offices. @Ea
At an infant school examination.a
lately, when the question was, asked.
Why did the children of Israel make a
golden calf" asharp little fellow re.-4iI
Piled, !. Because they hadn't gold enough
TO make buiL" aiiw 40
On the sands at SculIercoats. neart
Tynemouth, England, a board has bean
liked on which Is scribed the following
notice: ANY person passing sbgvond1
this point will be drowned, By order of
the maglatrates" a --
Gentlemen" said respectable tall
low ehandleF, at one of the dinners of
the trade, sas there is Only time for a 1
single tcaat, beg to give you The
Queen, coupled with success to the ta,-
low trade. - az
"Steel yur heart" said~a cohsiderateE
father to bis ton, .for you are going nov /
among some fascinating girlGn " j.
would much rather steal theirs, said the
unpromising young man ~
A thick headed squire being worsted
by Sidney Smith in an argume nt, took
his revenge By exclaiminR1 had
son who wss so IDIOT, by 'Joxe, I'd nzEs
him pArson. ~ "Very probably" re.
piled Sidney, "but see your father was
Of different opinion" ~ z
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