Nebraska advertiser. [volume] (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, 1865-08-31
women.

ObY uiJ AS6Aotn u SttS1 Ot4cV :. "a y
dear darling winter velvet % cried anOsh.
er. and they pitched in--they pulled me
this way and that boxed:my ears. aad
one bFighleYed, little piece- -SAl her
name was4- Put her arms right aEuaA ay
neck, and kissedme righr on als lipa
Human nature cOuldust stand shss, saA I
gave as good aa-4he. sent, -It was he
first time ever got the taste, and q NIAs
powerful good. IbeleiveiI could have
kissed that gal from Jullas Cesar g he
Fourth of July.
Jack. said she. we are sorry % die.
iurb you, but won't you see me hOsasl"
Yes" said /, Il will"
did do il, and another smack ct the
gate, too. After that ws took kinder
turtle dove after each other, beth ef us
slghlng like barrel Of new cider, when
we were away from each other. 'Tas at
the close of q glorious summer day the
sun was setting behind henrO the
bull.frogs were commencing their even
ing songs and pOlly-wOgs, in their native
mrdpudles, were preparing themselves
for the shades of night, and Sal and my
self sat on an antiquated backlog, listen
ing 10 the music of nature, such as tree
toads, roosters and grunting pigs, and
now and then the music of a jackass was
waited to our ears by the gentle zephyrs
that sighed among the mullen stocks, and
came heavy laden with the delicious
OdOrs of henroosts and Pig-styes. Tie
last lingering rays of thesettiag San,
glancing from the buttons Of acliiaEy
horseman, shone through a knot hole in
a hog pen full in SAILS face, dying her
hair an orange peel hue, and showing Of
my threadbaIe coat to a bad advantage;
one of my arms was around SAILS waist.
my hand resting on The small Of her
back, she was toying with my auburn
locks of je. black hue; she was almost
gone and was ditto. She looked like
a grasshOpper dying with the hiccuPs,
and felt like a mud turtle checked wiIh
a Goldfish ball.
SAL" says |, in voice as musical as
the notes of a dying swan, will you
have me 2"
She turned her eyes heavenward,
clasped me by the hand, had an attack
Of lbe heaves and blind staggers, with
sight that drew her shoe strings to her
palette, said:
"Yes."
She gave clear out, then, and squated
in my lap. / hugeed her sill broke my
suspenders, and her breath smelled Of
onions she had eaten two weeks before.
Well, to make long story short, she
sat the day, and We practlced sOS four
weeks every night and day how Ne would
enter the room to be married. I'll We got
so we could walk as graceful &c q couple
of Muscovy ducks. The night the con-
Pany and The minister came, the signal
was given, ard arm in arm we marched
through the crowded hall. We were
just entering the parlor door, when down
| went gerslap on the oilclOth, pulling
Sal after me. Some cussed fellow haG
dropped banana skin on the floor and
it fOored me. 1t split an awful hole, in
my cassimereS, right under my dFess-cOat
tail. 1t was too late TO back out so
clasping my hand over.it we marched IN
and were spiced, and taking seat ]
wacthed the kissing the bride operation.
My grOOmsman was tight, and he kissed
till jumped up to take a slice, when, oh
hOIror! little six-year old imp had
crawled behind me and pulled my shirt
through the hole in my pants, had pinned
ii TO the chair, and jumping up display
ed saSa j. 10 Lhe sddg.iPg case 8f the aston
muslin than was pleasant. The women
giggled, the men roared. and ! eOt mad,
bur was finally put to bed and there ny
troubles endek. Good night. .