Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1865-03-03

81. And the Lo,i granted unto Grant
success. aud the brave Illino> boys blew p
ia. forts, and OF the 4th of July. 1868, the
city wss surrendered to Grant with thirty
three thousand prisoners and forty four
thousand stand oil srns, ard cotton bales
not few. Il
SO And Butler took New Orleans, and
Fsrragut took the coast, and the abolition
ISIS took Europe and the rest Of the world.
Seah.
SO. And Jefferson was sorcly troubled,
and his wives and his concubines wept And
Jefferson called his astrolcgers and sooth.
say ers, and said unto them,
GO. Call our father, BeclIebub, that he
may deliver us out Of the hands Of Abra,
ham, that We perish not; and they called
upon their father, and he anxweled and said,
Here am |.
Gl. And they said unto Beelzebub, JefIrr.
Son, thy high priest, calleth for thee, being
sorely oppressed by Abraham
90. Then Bs,lzebuh, king OF Tartarus,
called for his bat wings, and screwed on his
long tail, and Judas, and Arnold, and Burr,
put on his long horns, ard the Devil took his
fig hl from hell to the land OF ID xie.
G3 Aud answered and said unto ,Jeffer
son, his wives aud his concublnes, Servants
Of my ksngdsm, ye are beloved above thy
fellows,
GA Because ye have kept the people Of
the South in ignorance, and taught thy chill
dren to sell their daughters for concubinagc
aud ihsr SOFAS for field hands.
65 Moreover, because We discarded the
American Eagle, emblem of liberty, and did
ADOPT the raitesnaks M the sign OF national
/ 10 b.,, i,f 4 h..
G6 The beloved form oi the serpent that
| assumed when | entered the garden Of
Eden and deceived mother Eve. and trough,
sin aud death into the world, sod peoplcd
my kingdom therefore ye arr beloved above
all my servants.
81. And viii call upon my vccgcrcnt
Vallan,lghnu,, the leader OF Copper heads
the companion of rattiesnakeS;
6s. Aud put it into his heart TO croak
pace, peace, when there is no pence. More
over, wall call the Coppcrh,ads in conven
ton in Springfield, Illinois. and make then
resolve that a further prosecution OF the wal
is unconstitutional, and subveIsive Of tn,
gnvernu,,nt, and tends TO disunlon and an
archy.
So And will cause the Coppcrhaads. the
companions of the rattlesnakes. to his ans
shout with loud noise, lIurIah for Vallan
d'gham.
20. Moreover, my servant Jefferson, ia
whom my heart delishteth, | will call the
Coppe,hrads in a national convention al
Chicago. aud make them resolve that the ex
p rl!nrut of four years war against thee anC
my people is failure; and tha, they are fo,
immediate c, ssaton Of hUstiiitieS and for Ia,
servant Pendlcton.
II. And Will scduce Geo. Il Mcclellan
to accept the nomination Of thy friends y
Chicago.
! - Furthermore, | will send the witch o
Endor TO my kingdom, and call my chief ru
lerS, JUDAS lScsrot, Aaron Burr, and Beue
die, Arnold, bone ol Thy bone aud flesh o
thy flesh
73. And raise an exceeding great army /,
the North, and W. will fight Abe Ia the rear
and |. Bre'zebuh, king of rartarns, will con,
niand the army OF the North, and thou, ny
servant shall command the army South.
"a And will We thee the Iand of Dxi
Tor thy possession forever, tor a land a
bondage; moreover, will make thee rule
of halt my Kingdom, Hell, aud We will de
cerv" the people.
70. And Jetfrson took courage and re
jolcd
76. And Vsliandigham erased not nigh
and day crying with loud voice. Peace
Peace. -hr"lhcrs Of the North, compromls
with your Southern brothers and he deceiv
ed the people.
II. And when these unclcan spirits cam,
out Of the mouth of the dragon, and out o
the mouth of the beast, and out Of the isls
: prophet,
{ IS. They assumed unto themselves form
like men and Judas assumed the form .
the State Register, the Uay Book, and tn
Chicago Times. And Burr took the form O
Pendieton, and Benedict Arnold that OF F.r
nanho Wood.
70. And those uncean spirits kissed Abra
ham and SAID. Father Abraham, we are loya
aud for the Union and they deceived tn
PurtanS and raised an exceeding great ar
my Of Copperheads at the North.
80. Aud the Copperheads did fight tb.
army OF the Lord in the rear. and Jefferson
did fight the army Of the Lord III front.
81. And sorely oppressed the army o
, Abraham until there was slain of the Unici
army two hundred and forty and six thou
sand. ..a. ...I '... .....
50. And Abraham was troubled, and GOV
cred himself with ashes and prayed to God
} SO. And the Lord answered Abraham AL,
sad, Fear not, Abraham, for thou xrt Homes
OId Abe.
81. And viii call my servants the Johns
wheel horses of Democracy. John Dougher
~, John A. Logan, and John A McCl,rn
and, and one Bob Ingersoll, and Isham N
flaynie and Stephen 5. Hicks, to undecev
my people.
50 And the Johns, ministers of God
raised the cloak from the Day Bnok, and tn
Chicago Times, and State hegistsr, which
war Judas Iscariot. r. s
So Aud behold there was concealed
mas. oil political corruption and treason. an,
Coppvrheads with forked tongues. and
stink as Of carrion rose from the presses
aud the people held their noses, and tn
Johns cried with a loud voice, Come and see
81. Aud Boi, Ingtrsoil raised the curtain
from the form of Pend.ton, which is Burr
and behold on his brain was two negro bs
bies, his breast was iron, his thighs and leg
clay, his feet were cloyen, aud his toes wei,
copperheads. .""5.@a.a .na a....a.r
SO. Aud Robert cried with q loud voice
Come and SEE. And the people cried with
one voice, Away with such men from tn,
earth; cruelty hem, cruelty them. ..a.
80. Aud the Johns raised the covering
from Fernando Wood, which il Bcned,c
Arnold, and he had ten heads, which wer,
copper heads. his conscience was scared ai
with hot iron, and he WAS given over I,
reprobacy of mind and hardness of hear
that he might believe y lie. that hs might b,
damued. because he held the truth In un
righteousness. .# .....
80 His face was also brass, and his hidr,
hesas had forked Tongues like unto scrpents
and on each head he had horn that wa,
called dilemma. and around each horn wa,
wound n huge rattlesEake, and on the top
flag, with stars ann bars.
81. And the Johns and Bob spake unto
the people in loud voice saying, Come
come and see. ast ss
80. AID the people answered and said, 1
IS revealed in the Scriptures that the seed o
the woman shall efuis. the s.rppnts heal
aud they stamped the CopptrhsAds will
their heels.
90. And the army of the Lord in tn
South thrust through and through the RAJ,
T tlesnskes oil Dixie, and the sneak peace scr