St. Cloud Democrat. [volume] (Saint Cloud, Stearns County, Minn.) 1858-1866, 1865-08-24
THB NAsBY PAPERs.-MR. NASBY
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! Dreems.is becomin the most commonest
.recrea, on I ' hev. I don't know whether
these dreams is the sperit Of prophesy, su-
gar-coated with sleep, or 4 neither they are
sooperindoost by the regle three quarters
Nv pound! Nv tripe I cat 1t about III D.
m, but dreems l hev. .3 s. zo4>stE&@ss b
Last night l dreemed that had brigd
time, md swuz set ahead about niAc months
which time brings forth events in polytiks
ex we'll o. III other things too tejus TO men
shun. t2 I'SF& 9s7stt *.s'.
ts.z Methot the south he'd bin consolidated
and RECONSTRUCTED, and he'd cum back into
the sisterhood Nv states, ez sisters gineral-
ly cum back after q quarrel. South Car
lipy was representa- in the house by Gin
raj SMasher. and all the Rhetts, ct setry.
and Missippy by . dozen or Kernels and
Ginrals, for that stait sent none to Con-
gress oeptin its heroes. Gefson Davis wus
. candidait, but he heving sed, in his zeel
for repudiashun, thst he wual fer repudia-
tin all debts, his constituency wuz afraid
that he mite mcleod the Confedrit war
debt, 50 they detected him, and electid Gin
raj ,MeGoujum, who held that tie Fedral
war debt wuI unconstooshenal, and must
be repudiatid, while the ConfedracY's ought
to be paid ez consilatory measure. The
,ginooiue Dimocfisy Nv the North had elec.
It'd enuf members TO give the South con-
trole NV Congris: :<o's 7is@d a7"ss P'h.12 ''.5'
In my dreem wuz seatid in the Gallery
Nv the House.~~A member from Moo York
wuz interdoosin a bin appropriatin sum
Nv money fer the purpose Nv erectin q
monument to the memry Nv the Union sod
jiers who fell at Gettysburg. No sooner
he'd the fanatic rel the title Nv the bill, than
EGenrils McGoujum and Swasher, and Ker-
mel Pelter, Nv Georgy, walked over to his
sect, and with their canes beet him over
the he'd. twenty or fifteen minits. He wuz
carried out fer ded. IL ,s.{ -..:s sra - A4.E
Sevral Ablishn members riz, but the Dim
ocrisy WIZ 6rm, ana Woodent let um speek.
The Southern members wuz goin to with
drew in . body, when Fernaudy Wood rose
and perposed , compermize, az follows:
That harmony and good teelin shood pre-
vale hentz4th and forever.
The word ''War'' shell never be yoosed
in these halls, that whenever referred to it
shell be termed '.misun :crstandins.'
That the flags, canon and sich like troph-
les, found by the, aFedril army in various
parts of the Southern stats, be to-wuns.
destroyed. .. .~,s,..-.ts.-.
That penshuns be pade to the misunder-
staadinists from both seckshuns, for SER
vices rendered the Government. . 49,,
That the various fields onto which these
misunderstanding occurred, be plowed over
at the expense NV the Government.
That no book be publisht. giyin any
[aksunt Nv prison life or sich.s zs'ss5's-.~
That bunk,th orators in this House,
draw their halloosions to our military fame
solely from the Mexikin war. -
The compromise, wuz Nv coarse adoptid.
Ez the vote wuz announst Ginril McGoujum
and Fernandy wood rushed in2 each uthers
arms, and wcpt down each others bax,
while Kernel Pelter waved = flag over en-.
forming picter trooly tetchin.
"Thank hevin," exclaimed, ez awoke
frum this refreshin sleep, Crooks is ded,
but his sperit still lives-his sole is march.
in on. So long ez we hev southern di
mocrisy to demand, and northern dino
crnt to give, all will be we'll. Bless the
Lord - PsrRoLEux v. NA,Br,
FASTER NV the Church of the NOo Disne sashun