The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-09-05
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a wife ~ her husbands most Important
business partner.
The Davenport mania in England is char
actorizod by Punch as tye-fuss.
A MAN don't like to have a heavy charge
lcveled against hiIn--especially if 1t in in
gun.
TuosE who are careful TO avoid offending
others, are not apt to, tako oHense them
selves.
IN taking revenge, a man is even with
his enemy in passing 1t over, ho is his su.
perior.
HIS can well bear the revolutions Of the
euvious seasons who bears eternal summer
in his soul.
WE may with propriety forget what we
have bestowed, but what we have re-
ceived, never.
MEN are often accused of pride because
their accusers would be proud if they them
selves were in their place.
Our devil says getting in love is some
thing like getting drunk the more fellow
does the more he wants to.
LOVE-, like fire. cannot bubsist without
continual movement; as soon as it ceases to
hope and fear, IL ceases to exist
WuEN you are in danger from external
enemies, look out. When the peril is from
your own unbridled passions, look in.
A New York critic threatens to nakedly
state the truth. The New Bedford lfercu-
~ advises him to dress il aud be decent.
BYa typographical blunder correspond
cnt is made TO say that "the freed slaves
take kindly to pork" No ono win doubt il.
He that is taught to live on little, owes
moro to his fathers wisdom than he that
has a great deal left him does to his fathers
care.
UNEASY lies the head that wears
crown" This may be the reason why tho
ladies have discarded the crowns Of their
bonnets."
Thar was smart youngster who hear
ing his mother remark that she was fond of
music, exclaimed, "Then why don't you buy
me II drum
THERE are ties that should never DO sew
cred, ~ the ill.used wife said when she
found her brute of a husband hanging in
the hay loft.
LIFE is like theater. During the play
we take higher and lower seats, but when
it is over we mingle in tho common stream
and go home.
Men do not live as long as they did In
the old time. The men of this age are
usually very fast, and u fast man soon gets
out of breath.
BEFoRE love comes in at tho door" IL
would be well for him to peep in at the
keyhole. lie might see something that
would prevent him from entering.
AN Irishman describing toad, said il
was queor bird; when il stood up il was
no taller than when it sat down-and whom
it ilew it went with divil Of jolt. Pc
Tux La Crosse Republican, after calling
a neighboring editor "a traitor, harlequin
and II liar" says. "we do not intend thej
remarks in the slightest degree personal Z
offensive"
SAMBo had been whipped for stealing hia\
masters onions. One day he brought a \
skSnk in his arms. Says he, "Massa, here's
dc chap dat steal de onions. Whew! smell
him brot!'
An editor in Maine has never boon known
to drink any water. lie says he never
heard water used as general remedy but
once-in the time of Noah-when il killed
more than 1t cured.
A SOMEWHAT Juvenile dandy said to fair
partner at ball A: "dCn't you think, miss,
my moustache becoming p To which she
replied Well sir, it may BE- coming, but il
has not yet arrived"
AYorNG man stepped into bookstore the
other day. and said he wanted to get
young Mans Companion"
Every WELL sir" said the bookseller,
"here's my daughter"
Az exchange paper, under the head of
:" Good Advice" advises young mcn to
"wrap themselves up in their virtue" We
think many of them would freeze to death
if they had no warmer covering.
WHEN Benjamin pa, ted with jeff. Davis
he said: Were both going to the same
place" ''lIow is that" said Davis. "Well.''
said benjamin. IL am going to Europe, and
you are going to yom rOpe.-Frenfice.
In these nights, the following remark,
which distinguished divine recently made
may be in season: IL don't mind so much"
said lie, "abont the mosquitoes biting me,
if they would not always say grace before
meat"
A SAILOR, in giving his opinions of all
the religious denominations. said, III like tho
EpiscOpalians best" and when asked why,
said, "ln all the other churches you must
sit mum and take the jaw but in the EpiscO-
pal church you can jaw back"
AS old sailor, passing through rraVo-
yard. saw on one of the tombstones, II still
live" Ii was too much for Jack and shift
ing his quid, he calculated, "Well, I've
heard say that there are many cases in
which man may lie; but if was dead, I'd
own it,"
A MAN recently broke off a marriage en-
gagement because the lady did not possess
good conversational powers. A wicked
editor commenting upon the fact says: lie
should have married her, and then refused
her new bonnet, to have developed Der
powers"