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The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
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The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
Affairs in Mexico,

The Chicago Journ1i learns from gen
tenan who saw Pierre Sou'o u few days
sinGe at uavNaa, having Just reached thcre
from Mexico, that the state Of things exist-
ing can hardly be described, The French
have withdrawn all their troops hut about
fifteen hundred aud the gucrrilIns are hold
ing high carnival. Tho road from Nara
Cruz to Mexico is inpassible. Maximlian
has no money, and, altogether, ho has
II poor time in 'revelling liz the halls OF the
MontcXumNs,"
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
g ,,Aboii,ionr in Kentucky .

The Louisville JWHai is pcrsistently
advocating the abolition of slavery in Ken-
lucky, because, AZ it ayers, the rebellion
has virtually destroyed tho institution
there, and the sooner tho State can get
rid nf the shadow of a slave labor system
and grasp the substance ofa compensated
labor, the better will it be for the interests
Of flabor the moral condition of tho negroes,
and the welfare of ali the industrial pur-
suits of tile commonwealth"
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

D0AD NorICE-Nosicc is hereby given that
IL the Commissioners OF Wo0d COunty have
granted a view aud survey upon petition for
county rad, eonmencing at paint on the Maa-
NEE aud Western Reserve Read between mad
tracts nineteen l9l aud twenty two t23l, thence
running SOUTH along tho SrctiOO line 10 the North
west corner &C section tl,iTty-six tSSl town four
tih UNitcd States Reserve, aud three terninate;
aud that tac Vrwers. and Dafid DOnalisnn. Sur
vey0r, will nleot al the house of j. II. Picrce in
PvVrySbmg township. Mianl Conniy, Ohis. on the
10th d.,y Of February, 1906, Wilhiu 6vs days
ther'alte, 1a view and survey the sane.
.,.. IL. PIERCE,
reTrysburg, Jan. . ls6S, adT
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

To act with common sense, according to
moment, Is the best Wisdom; and the best
philosophy, 10 do ones duties, take the
world ~ II cones, submit respectfully
with ones lot, bless the goodness that has
given ud so much happiness with it, what
ever it be, aud despise afioctations.
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
z. THOMAS g. CO.,
HULL PRAIRIE, OHIO.
DEALERS in all kinasof
- Groceries, Dry Goods,
Boots and shoes.
-atr Nails, Glass,
Cutlery, stoves,
AsRICULIURAL IMPlEMENIS.

AGRICULTURAL imp lEMENTS.
nalI's Combined Reaper ana Mower.
cayuga ChIef 40. do.
BriokerhoOE Self Raker.
kirbyfs American HRFVesteR.
PITTS THRH5aING MACHINES.
Grain Drills, sugar IiIls ana EvRP-
orators, Fced ousters, Corn shelters,
PiosFss Cnttig nt0rss cider Willis, Sew
ing Machines, Scythes, Snsthes, Ora.
dies, Rakes, EaSes, Perks, &e., &c.
sSs Rurcha scFs af Produce of ali kinds. Also, Of
Old Inn, Brass, Copper and Rags. teafi t0Na
iioll rrairiS, jams e 1854 ,f,.o. s,f
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

The first Time Jerrold saw celebrated
Song'writer, the latter said la him: "loung-
Ster have you sufficient confidence in ME
tns lend me II guineag" "Oh, yes" said
lerrold, ''l've all the confidence, but
havn't tile guinea."
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

Says Artemus Ward: "You may differ
assmuch as YOU pleas about the stle of a
Young ady's tiggur, but tell You, conlidon.
,iWlly, II sho has forty thousand poWRdS, the
iiggIR is about nd near right as you can get
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

A gentlelnan Dragging OF having killed a
panther, whose tail was three feet leng,
brown observed that the animal died sea
snnabiy, as the tail was not long enough TO
he continued
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

Hereafter no permits will be granted for
the removal Of the dead bodies of soldiers
interrod al amy point south Of the District
of Columbia. II will DO literally useless
for persons to make application for any
such permits. uatl tho restriction is re-
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
5lltsTllaMeGMs
.lIIold - IIlm, Slnmrin b

Two brothers from tho Enerald Isle.
few years since, purchased piece Of laul
not lar from tho Kcnebeck aud went TO
worlt % clear il up. After cutting down
tile large growth aud burning over the
underLrush, they proceeded to cOntrive a
llan TO get the fallen trunks together in
Iile for the purpose Of burning also. Tho
land lay upon aside hill. aud they conclud
ed if they could roll a largo log which lay
near The summit and place Il about hall
way down. the rest against It., aud thus
secure the object. But how were they TO
Ineyent II from rolling to the bottom, and
thus defeating their plan2 To accomplish
thn they ohtaincd a rope, and making ono
end fast 70 the log, one OF them was TO
hold on the other cnd TO prevent It's going
too FAR, while tho other was to start II.
Fearing that he might not be able TO pro
vent the ropo from slipping through his
fingers, Jimmy, who was the slccrsnau, tied
il to his body. Start him assay; PhGlim,'
said he. convincing himself that all was
right aud tight.
Phelin did start him. and as the log
commenced its progress the ropo caught
in aprojectihg <aot, and began rapidly 70
wind mp " sUon drow poor Jimmy clock
up. First ho went over the log, aud then
tie log went over hin, aud 40 they cNntnu.
ed their rcircumgyratiOn and sUnctsois.--
Phclim watched thcr progress for mo-
ment, and then sung out! a.. ar 3
Stick TO lin, Jinmy--faith you're a
watch Tor linn any way; you're ON top
halt the timel' @
TiNE's CoSork,rs, =" One generation pas.
Rrth, and another concth." Time. viii,
his reluntlcss hand, seattors the flowers OF
a.. d.. L.
both alike in the grave. His wheels roll
swiftly on. bearing alike the young und the
old 20 the dim baud of unsccn aud uutred
fu'mity. The kihg upon the throne wear
ing upon his brow tho regal crown, and
holding in his hands The rens Of govern
ment yiolds TO hii stern commands, lay,
down lis sccpter and his crown. and, wrap
ped in his winding sltcet, ho ininglcs witl
his mother earth Naughty and humble
rich aud poor 81 back 70 tho dust from
wbcnce they calpc, aud the wth stillmoyel
on in silent grandeur around tho great cen
trals power , of attraction, the stars slil
glimmer in the ether blue, summer and win
tor, seed tnnc and harvest, como IN thci
appoh1ed stason, all alike mmhldful Of jo!
anil sorrow of lilu and death. si.'f ..es.
-s---te 81. -
SgSsIBLE MAXrNs. Never tast M aton
when yon are not !tnhSry it is suicidal.
Never hire Servdnts who gn'in pairs, u
sisters, couNns, OF anything else.
Never speak of your father Us the "ol
man" .1tal@E A@AFh
.7Nevor pcply to the opitIot OF n drunkar,
or fool. ."."
Never speak contcn,ptuously of woman
kind.
Mover abuse one who was once your bu
sotn friend, however bitter aow.
Mover smilo at the expense OF your rel
Elun or your Bible,
A gooud word Is as soon said as ba
one,
That goat isillshlvcd that shamos it
MASTER
Peace with hcavenis the best Friendship
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
ExeCutOr's Sale.

10y virtue uf an order of sale, TO uSissued, from
ID the tN,urt oe Probate, Of Wood connty, Ohio,
We will Vftr az public auction, on SATURDAY,
the ith Slay of February, A, y. 1905. betwecn the
honrs of 10 4. NJ. and . 4, NJ. of said day. ON the
prcmiscs, ihc fOllowiug dcserb'd real estate, TO-
NIT;
The crst half Of .hc southeast quarter OF Sec
ton 81 and the YVES, h1tf nf the southwest quar-
t,r section -; in tawn north, or range cast =
loo acres, morc Nr less--in WoNd county, Ohio;
lhr property nf jacob Walters, deceased.
Appraised az SO, t0O.
4.
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
ENll SAME RY

The following in Wood county. Peck& lIsmiltos,
Peyrysburc 4 (, j. Gardner & Co., Gilead; =. F.
Turner Pmtage w. whitimcre, TontoEanys
$ -Glymer,- -Dtscgo; II. II. Atkins, New Weathsid;
s. l.. Boughton, bowling Green; Banks stte''
son, Pembcryi!le; A. Lansdale, frecport; e nr
Rosendae. West Millgrove; ). ID. Emersonj Gag e.
vile; aud by druggists and merchants genera II
throughout the Union .fs A6T
c. w. RoBACK, Compounder Of Stsmaeh,
Btters, Blood Purihcrand Blood Pills, Distiiier anc'
Manufacturer Of Catawba and Swedish Brsndiess
and all kinds of the fine st Domestic Liquors. which,
are sold, Wholesale of IN ans desired quaslty, al
Mrs. Sc, IS, 60 and 62 East Third Street., Cincin-
nati O. - r-s.r f.. . 3 ID s-.
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

ARENAS Ward notifies the gentleman
who lell phosphorus in his brd at tho st.
Nicholas, that If he wll leave his name with
General Dix, he Will hear Of something 10
lis advantage.
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A man Of wit was asked in a train;
What was his errand to the eityg" lie
replied; haye been sent 70 proearo an
angel TO do tllecooking."
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

Yea" was tue reply.
'Going to have girl, suppose" ?"
The newly made wife colured, aid then
quietly responded that she really didn't
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

The msu who makes 1t a business Il
raise pork, fur the market may be said Il
live Wy his pei4
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
YANhEE NOTIONS, &c, &c.


=
These Goods were purchased at ] Q lowest mar.
kct prices, aud will be sold atave small advance
upon cost An we ask is an cxau nation ofgoods
and prices To demonstrate to the people ef this place
and vicinity that it is to their interest to huy where
goods arr warranted, and where they cas- get the
full value Of their money,
Only giving you a limited portion Of our many
styles and varieties, we ask you to give us call
before you make your purchase, and we will prom
Use, not only to give you good and desirable Goods
hut will givo .,u the best of bargains.
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

A popuur author eXoisims; "What a
pity some, qpadrupeds can't talk Ne
are rather disposed 10 say, "What a pits
some blpeds can" o-e
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

So you are going to keep house, nro
you2' said an elderly maiden to u bIushing
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

Mr., Everett has left three children two
eons aud 9 dsughter. Tho latter wife Of
Commodore Wise, Chief OF the Navy Ord.
nance Bureau.
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

Ia ~. = -r----r---- rt. . .
Whens things get 10 the worst, ihe,
generally take turn TO the better. This
proverb applies more particularly 70 q
hdls silk dress--whan she elaaot ge: a
ngW one. +. tn+ 20 VI y
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

How to make a'w'ltch keep time. Never
wind 1t upi it'will keep the sama time al
the ,eaT round,
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

Tolpake hens hiy perPemally, hit theu
on tae head with a big club. Some other
modes have beem recommended but this
is the only one iouli to be ellec,ual.
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
DESSOLUTION,

NOTICE is hereby given that the cOpartnership
~ her 'tofnre existing between the undersigned,
under the irm-name of Boshvick & TylSr, is this
day dissolved by mutual c0nsent-Mr Tyier re-
firing. MIR. o. A. Bostwiek having purchased the
assets of the concern will continue the business,
and will settle all the obligations of the late firm
All persons indebted to the late firm, either by note
or book ACCOUNT requested TO call and settle the
same immediately.
a A ROSTVICE
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
EVERY UNITED STATES FAIR
AZ which sewing Machines have boen
Exhibited.

Tho Principal Companies making Sewing Ma
chimes are Wheeler L Wilson, I. NJ. Singer Co.
and Grover Baker. or The Machines made there
were sold during tue year last reported
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
Schnnl Lands for Sale.

rVNIE undersigned will offer for sale at'public
L auction, at the door Of the Court EOsss, IN
Perry sburg. Wood county, Ohio. on !" Pea
SATURDAY, the 18th das af February, 1885,
Between the honrs pf Z aud o'clock II. NJ the
whole of the wrst half Of Section 26, town B
north, range Q east, Weston township }, divideI
aud anrhrnis..d ns fnllnMs- To- Nit - y ~
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01
ELIZABETH WALTERS and
JOHN WALTERS,

Executors OF Jaeto walters, deceascd.
Ge0gGE STRAIN, Attorney.
December 20, 1894. S6csG so
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|E 20 ~ --|-T --|1| WV 2 VI y VIZ "a y
The DAILY HERALD, four cents per copy. Feur-
teen dollars per year for three hundred and sixty
three issues. Seven dollars for six months. Three
dollars auG fifty cents for three niontls 32b
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Thankful for an increased patronage, we respect
fully solicit its continuance, aud again take pleas
IRE in saying n our many friends aud customers
that we hnvc lust received from the Ens our first
stock Of FALL AND WINTER GOODS.
We are consequently enabled TO present to our
friends aud patrons ono Of the most dcsra BILE and
The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-02-01

Terms One twelfth OF the purchase money TO
be paid AZ the time of sale. and the balance In
eleven annual instaliments, OF equal amounts with
No bid will be taken orless than The appraised
value, With cost of salr. .gzessarr3 iEsHeN uit
GEO. N, PARSONS, County AuaitoS.
ArpfrOR's 0FfIcE, wOoD Co, o..
Perrysburg, bee. 80, 1854. sol
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So you are going to keep house, nro
you2' said an elderly maiden toa blushing
bride. ....a.
Yes" was tue reply.
"Going to have girl, suppose" ?"
The newly made wife colored, aid then
quietly responded that she really didn't
know whether ii would be u girl or bsy."
To act with common sense, according to
moment, Is the best Wisdom; aud the best
philosophy, Ia do ones duties, take the
world u II cones, submit respectfully
with ones lot, bless the goodness that has
given ua so much happiness with it, what
ever it be, and despise ailoctations.
Hereafter no permits will be grated for
the removal Of the dead bodies of soldiers
interrod al amy point south Of the District
of Columbia, II will DO literally useless
for persons to make application for any
such permits. uatil tho restriction is re-
moved, of which public notice will be given,
Says Artemus Warl: "You may differ
assmuch as YOU pleas about the stile OF u
Young lady's iiggur, but ! tell You, conlidon.
nIly, II sho has forty thousand pouniS the
igg'F is. about aa near right as you can set
- .-r-----.
The first time Jerrold saw u celebrated
Song'writer, the latter said Ia him: "loung
Ster, have you sufficient conilencc in nj,
tns lend me guineag" "Oh, yes" said
lerrold, ''l've all the confidence, but
havn't the gnjnea."
------s-s o -
A gentielnan Dragging OF having killed
panther, whose tail WAS three feet lang
Drown observed that the animal died sea
sunabiy, as the tail was not long enough I,
be continued.
ARENAS Ward noliRss the genAemal
who iell phosphorus in his lcd at tho 81
Nicholas, that If he wll leave his name wit
Gene:al Dix, he viii hear of something /
l,is advantage.
Mr.. Everett has left three children -tw
eons aud 9 daughter. Tho latter wife {
Commodore Wise, Chict of the Navy Or,
nance Bureau.
When things get to the worst, the
generally take q turn 10 the better. rh
proverb applies more particularly 70
hdys silk dress--whan she eaaaot ge:
neW one. tne
------E---s ~s-----
A popuhr author exoiaims; "What
pity some qpNdrpeds can't talk,9 N
are rather disposed TO say, "What a pit
some bipeds can" o.-e
TonalSe hens lay perPetualy, hit the
on tae head with a big club. Some 9th
modes have been recommended, but ia
is the only one found to be enectual.
A man Of wit was asked in trai
What was his errand to the eltyY" /
replied: =" haye been sent 10 nroearo
angel to do tlIe cooking"
The mau who makes it a business
raise pork, for the market may Le said
live Wy his peil
How to make a'w,dch keep time. New
wind it upi twill keep the sama time
the wear round
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-23
GIVE EN- GOOD GUNS.

The South American States and those
of Central America, keep up continual
quarrel and almost perpetual petty war
fare among themselves. The Argentine
Republic and Paraguay have each other
by the ears at present, and are using their
old taint-locks turiously. If Americans
had been fighting among themselves as
long as the Greasers down there have.
they would have been cleaned out so thai
there would have been only old women
and little children left. What they want
down there are good Springfield rifles
and Colts revolvers. Then they would
have their choice-to quit fighting, settle
down and become civilized, or get killed.
It wouldn't take them long to adopt the
former rule of action, and we suggest that
the Christian Commission instead of dis
banding, turn into Civilization Society.
and take down to the disquiet South
American republics couple Of hundred
thousand stand of Uncle Samuers best
rifles from the great surplus which he at
present has no use for. We have no
doubt but they would prove as beneficial,
and serve to bring quiet out Of tumult as
effectively as did Henry Ward Beecher's
rifles in Kansas. Give 'em good guns
and they'll stop fighting.