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Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1865-04-15

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College for Agriculture at Paris, and now man
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town Lehirh County, Pcnnsylvania, ~,
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ho brought into the very highest state ot rer'rcn
and one or two tablespoonful week is OF great va'ue
To- hnrd working horses breeding stok ana colts anu
saved thousands ot valuable horses from contagious
Jisenses ns well at the Darnyard as in the army
TuE LEIGH WORM CONNECTIONS .
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and also one of tho most agreeable purghtivcs Tor
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od HE inborious studies in the pathological compost
lion nC this preparation that he furnishes every gIa
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THE Union ROACH, Raj, WIFE AM hNi La
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a.; ,awdny for the sure determination Of all Vermins,
viii never change with age and climate and much
preferable to the old phosphorous Paste wmch haru'
ems in a short time, making ID worthless FoI uireG
lions and pa rticuars the small bills IN the boAes
ny One hundred aud thirty'scven premiums nav
becn awarded to these celebrated preparations up
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. RoyAL & RoyER are the wholesale Agents IN Phiia'
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! November 49, 1864 --i2m
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1865-04-20
President LincOln's Speech
Delivered az the White
House Oh tuesday night
April 1lth.

We meet this evening 10 sorrow,
but n gIadness OF heart. The evacu
alton OF Petersburg and Richmond,
aud the surrender Of the principal in
surgent army give hopes Vi righte-
GUS aud speedy peace, whose joyous
expression can not be restrained. In
the midst ol this, hewever, He from
whom all blessings hJw must not BE-
forgotten. A call lor II Natlona
thanksgiving is being prepared, au'
will Le promulgated duly. Nor must
those whose harder pant gives us
cause Tor rejoicing be overlooked
Their houors must not de parceled
out with others. myself WAS neal
the front. and had tue high pleasui t
of transmitting much ~ the good news
10 You, but no pant OF the nonor for
the plans OF their execution is mine
To General Grant and his skilIu Of
ticers and brave men all b1lUug. The
gallant navy stood ready, bnt was
not in reach to take active part BY
these recent Successes the reinaugura
tion Of National authority, AID re-
construction, which has had "a large
share nt thought from the first, is press
ed much more closely on our atten-
tion. 1t is iraught with great dltficul.
ty. UuIke a case OF war between in
dependent nations, there il not au.
thorizsd organ foruS to treat with. -
No man has authority to give mp fe-
bellivn for any other man. We sins
ply mnst begin with q mold from dis
organized and dscordaat elaments. -
| Nor ia it a small additional elnbarrass
ment that we loyal people diff
among ourselves as to the mode, III m
ner and measure OF reconstruction
As a general rule, abstain from rea
ding reports oil attacks upon myself,
wishing not to be provoked bv that
to which can not properly offer an
swer. In spite oi this precautlun,
1t comes to ny knowledge tina! am
censured for some supposed agency
in Getting up and seeking to sustain
the new State Government OF Louis
ianna. In this | have done just 80
much. and no more, than the pnblic
knows. In my annual message oil
December, 1868, and accompanying
proclamation, | presented plan ol
reconstruction, which | promised, il
adopted by any ota,e, would be ac-
ceptable 10 sustained by the Execu
1 tive Government. | distinctly said
this was not the only plan which
might possibly be acceptable, and
/ also distinctly protested that the Ex
ecutive claimed not the right TO sa.
when or whether members should b,
aimittcd to seats in congress from
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1865-04-20

and the sole cause OF discord between
them. We have done what we
could OF course, not always wisely
to battle, to circumscribe, and -ulti
mately to overthrow the slave power
1t length through succession OF
events which no human being could
have devised or iorseen, the end which
we sincerely hoped but hardly expect
cd to see. is plainly before us. Amer
and slavery is vislbly in the agonies
OF dissolution; if We live year lou
ger. we shall almost Certainly see Il
laid in the grave, and whenever abol.
shed here, its expulsion from the
last rood Of Uhristendom that it now
curses, can not be postponed five
years. Let US take caro- that no vim
dictive impulse shall be suffered to
imperil this glorious contamination
UuquestiOnably, there are men in
the South who have richly deserved
condign punishment. Whoever is
responsible TOR the b"tchery OF our
black soldiers vanqulshed in fight, OF
the still more allrUc!Ous murder OF
captives, by wanton exposure and
prlVation in prison camps, stands in
this category. But the immediate
issue co,icerns not the dspersation OF
justice to individuals, bu; the pacifi>
cation Of a vast Republic. He who
fancies that all the exhibitions of cru
city CT perfdy have been the work
OF rebels, has 5ut superficial knOwl.
edge OF our current history.
Those who invoke military execu-
tlonS for tho vanqu'shed, or ever for
the leaders, we suspect will not gen
orally be found among a lew who
have long been exposed to njust
Uduu as haterS OF the South, because
they aOhorred slavery. And, as to
the long oppressed and degrade blacks
90 lately the slaves, destined still to
6e the neighbOrs, AMI we trust, at no
distant day, the fellow citizens OF the
Southern whites, We are sure their
voice, could it be automatically utter
cd, would ring out Gecidededly, 80
norousIy, On tue side Ot clemency, oil
humanity
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1865-04-20

~ A moderate degree of backbi.
ting should rather be encouraged than
thought il Of in married woman as
a slight compensation Tor the aattery
she has lost.
First do the duty which lies neareS
to you, which yon know To b, a dity
Probably your second duty will then
have become clear.
1t is the general opinion that there
are clouds that ere all lightning aud
no thunder, aud the universal opinion
that there are men who are all thun.
der and no lightning.
Poor women have always to carry
and hold the Jacobs ladder by which
VIZ men ascend into the blue aud sun,
sci skies.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1865-04-20

A thoroughly honest man will not
lie even to his dog or in any way 30.
tray the brutes confidence. 80
Immortality wrecks more fortunes
than adversely, and bad habits make
more bankrupts imam bad trades.
If you would render your children
helpless all their lives, Meyeri compel
or permit them to help til ,msslvss.
!he very instant you perceive your
self in passion. shut your MOUTH
OF inspiration. - z
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

LA letter from Gen. Slocum, dated
at Vicksburg, Aug. q, has been received
at Syracuse, N. Y, in which he says .
IF it becomes necessary, you can say in
my behalf that will not, under any
circumstances, be candidate for civil
Office this fall" II this should prove to
be Gen. Socum'S final decision, the
democrats, VINO expected to carry New
York by the prestige Of Gen. Slocum's
good name, will be seriously disappoint
ed. 1t is possible, however, that they
have, as they state, later assurances
that he will accept their nomination for
Secretary of State.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14
RUTLAND HERALD
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1865,

THE VERMONT ELRorIoN,--We give
returns elsewhere from l72 towns on
the vote for governor. These returns
foot up as follows, For Dillingham; %
2l5; for Davenport 7,4l9i Dillingham's
majority l4,796. Last year the vote in
the same 172 towns summed up for
Smith $685.; for Redheld 1896
Smiths majority l5,04G.
Aggregate vote last year 1858; this
year 29,634. Union loss this year from
last, 8,l37; Democratic loss 1881
Notwithstanding the falling OFF in the
aggregate vote Of these towns, OF over
5000, it will be seen from the above that
the Union majority is but little reduced
while the yelatire majority is now greater
than in 1864. Then the Union vote was
in proportion to the Democratic vote
about as . IL to i now it is about as
8 tol. That will do.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

THE New YORK DEMOCRATIC CoNVEN-
TtoS.-The Albany Evening Journal thus
sneaks of the recent Democratic Con-
vention in New York, which nominated
Republicans for Office and adopted Union
resolutions:
The character and work OF the dem
oeratic" convention reminds US OF lit
;tle Illustration in the form of fable.
A wolf caught skunk and was about
to slay him, when the skunk said
aDon't kill me; I'm wolf" "You a
wolf Let me hear you bark. u
can bark right, because I've got bad
cold" "But your clothes don't look
like a wolf's.n ooh mine were stolen
these are my little cousins" "But you
havn't a VOLTS ears" because my
ears were trimmed" The wolf, hal
convinced, was about to leave, when hi
suddenly stopped, snuffed the atmos
phere a moment and exclaimed: 'Yor
NAV bark like a wolf, and wear tn,
clothes of a wolf, and show the ears o
awolf. but no wolf ever had such baC
smell about him as you" And so tn
poor skunk died.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14
Local and State Items.
Rutland County Cours---sepsember
Term. 1865.

Hon. LOYAL c. KELLOGG, Presiding.
Hon, BARNES FRIsBIE, Asst Judges.
Hon. JOEL W. AlNswoRTH, A''
The September Term of the Rutland
County Court opened yesterday,
The Grand Jury were charged, and
the trial of Adm. Of Cyrus Whitcomb
V. 0rel Cook was commenced and Will
probably occupy most of to-day. 1t is
an action for false Imprisonment, and
comes down from the Supreme Court on
an order for new trial.
Thrall, Dewey & Joyce for plaintiit,
w. II. Smith and I. EdgertOn .or de
PENDANT.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14
The wirz TriaI.--DirectI Implication
of the Rebel Government.

The evidence in the WlTZ trial, taken
within few days past, directly and I'M
mistakably duplicates the late rebel
government In all the cold-blooded
atrocities, the internal cruelties, Of the
southern prison pens. The highest rebel
officials are inculpated, not as ignorantly
permitting, but as knowingly sanction
ing and encouraging the murder OF the
Union prisoners in their hands by star
walton, exposure and maltreatment If
ANYTHING were needed to insure ever
lasting infamy to the memory Of the
leading traitors, the testimony adduced
on this trial would amply supply the
want
It was proved on Friday last that the
rebel Gen. Howell Cobb made an official
report, May 9th 1868, in which he urged
that no more prisoners should be sent to
Andersonville as that place was already
overcrowded yet the Richmond authori-
ties continued sending thousands of
men there. Ii was proved that year
later the rebel DR.. Eldridge reported
officially that the prison was over
crowded and described the sufierings OF
the prisoners. But the evidence intro
duced on Saturday was more damning.
Col. u, T. Chandler, an eX-COniederate
Military Inspector, was on the stand ;
copy Of an official report made by him
was placed before the Court and his
testimony was taken in relation to 1t
and to the knowledge of the rebel oftic-
ials concerning the prison atrocities.
Col. Chandler, who seems to have re-
tanned some humanity, reported to
Richmond on the 9TH of August, 1864,
the horrible condition of Andersonville
and of the men confined in it; spoke OF
necessary articles that could be readily
obtai ned but were denied to the prison
ers, AM, summed up by saying that ii
was "a piSce the horrors Of which II
is difficult to describe and which Is
a disgrace to civilization" He was so
moved by what he saw there, that he
urged, in this report to Ihe reoel war
Department, that Windcr, then in COM
mand at Andersonville, be removed ana
some one be appointed who "does not
advocate in cold blood the propriety Of
leaving them (the prisoners) in their
present condition until their number
has been sufficiently reduced by death
to make the present arrangements suffice
for their accommodation" And ther
this Col. Chandler went himself before
the officials of the rebel War Department
and personally appealed to them to &C
on his report. Now mark the result
= lar instead of being removed ant
WlnuU., ,,rouotad and mad,
disgraced, was ~,
Commissary General of Prisoners for tn
entire "Confederacy."
Wlrz was willing instrument @
his superior officers, ready tool Tor IN
execution of all their horrible cruelte'
and as such deserves punishment. ID
will undoubtedly get his deserts! But
the face of such evidence as the allow
to hang him and not his principal
would be a mockery of justice and a
insult to the memory OF the Thousand
of their martyred victims.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14
DARN FOR SALE.

The subscriber offers HIS farm Of 25o orcso
good land for sale sad farm is within two
miles OF Rutland village. Ofsaid tpm Is acres
are good wood and timber land There is upon
sail farm Sugar Orchard of 500 trees, au Apple
Orchard of $50 trees. The whole tam is veil
watered, with water cor Quoted in iron pipes 10
q house and barnes The whole farm Is under
good cultivation, well fenced and well adapted
10 the keepias OF COWS or shaep.
Terms mace easy for purchaser. lnmed.ate
possession given if desired.
Also,-Oilers ~ good stock Of cattle, sheep aud
horses, with produce 20 keep them
CYRUS EDISON,
Rutland, aug. 20, 1865, deod2s wtf
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

Imposters know II is no use to bleed
you,
You practice temperance,
You swallow infnitely less poison
than others.
Flatterers do not shoot their rubbish
into your ears,
You are saved many debt many a
deception, many a headache,
And lastly, If you have a true friend
in the world, you are sure, in 4 very
short space Of time, 70 know it
Punch.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

JUDGEs.-The associate justices Of Cae
Supreme Court are now as follows
Hon. John Pierpoint, Vergennes, Isl
Asst Judge.
Hon. James Barrett, Woodstock, ID
Asst Judge.
Hon Loyal Kellogg, Rutland. Sd AS t
Judge,
Hon, Asahel Peck, Montpelier. An
Asst Judge.
Hon. Herman R. Beardsley, St. AlOaIs,
5th Asst Judge
! The appointment o NJ. Beards-ey
the St. Adams Messenger understands.
was very generally urged By the Frank
lin County Bar, Of which he mas .2ng
been an able member.
Judge Beardsley enters 9pon his otc-
ial duties at the opening Of the Sep
TENDER Term Of the Franklin County
Court
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

partment have overrun your estimates
so much 2 Leaning over the table, and
thrusting his finger through Mr., Nor
rill's button hole, the benevolent-looking
old man said in his lowest and most
impressive tones, The truth Is, Mr., Nor
rill, the expenses Of my department FOR
the past year, have surpassed my most
sanguine expectations = The explana-
ton was too good to keep and Mr. Nor
rill himself told II"
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

The AeRIcULTURAL DEPARTMENT. -
Agate Of the Cincinnati Gazette Tells
the following story in relation 10 this
Department
"Some recent suggestions about the
fitness of the modern Isaac Newton (the
ice cream peddler--not the astronomer.
for the management of great agricul-
tural department, have revived few o.
| the pleasant stories Wherewith, every
| winter, the old gentleman unconsciously
amuses Washington. Once he was
brought before a sub committee Of ways
and means, to explaiR the unaccountablt
expenses Of his department. How
comes il, Mr.. Newton, asked Justin s
Eorr,n, that the expenses Of your de
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14
Real Estate.
ARM FOX SALE.

NphNhlnlhk hbOul
TWO NJ DBEp ACRE OF LAND
Situated three miles sarth Of Poultney ViIis
The said farm Il about sSusll. divided mt
blowing, moving, and pasture lsu2 Ny ~
enough on II to pay for IL II slta si.uAt,a os
Wells Pond, or Lake Austin, which OF lst. haa
bsSomr quite resort for pleasure parties, raD
terlng Il very desirable location Tor me w,sS
ing 20 ut up summer resort for those v,sh;ns
TO leave the city, during the warm weather, toT >
more quiet life,
The above farm will be sold at bargain Fo,
particulars enquire of d. n, Giddiugs, On ~
place, or Of CLARK and Brothers, Rutland, v,
jRnlS-deod& WY ID. N. GIDnINGS
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

IRoN.-the iron interests Of this COun-
try look exceedingly prosperous. Prices
have advanced very largely and are
tending upwards, 1t is stated that
there is not a single ton of iron in the
whole Lehigh Valley remaining unsold
at the present day.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

MAINE ELBcTrox.-The returns receiv-
ed Indicate that the State vote will not
probably exceed rs, 900, against $4,000
last year, and that the Republican ma
lprity will be about 1900, against 49,
eDe last year.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14
Miscellaneous.

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all Derangements OF BoN els or Stomal b..
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meliO!ne.
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Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

VERMONT SHEEP AT THE ILLINOIS
STATE FAR-Vermont fine bloooded
sheep are well represented at the Hi
nois State Fair now in progress at Chi
cago. In the list Of exhibitors Of Span
ish Merinoes are the names Of twelve
well known sheep farmers OF Addison
county,
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

Coat AT 81 so A loN,-The Charter
Oak Mutual Coal Co., of Hartford
Connecticut, sell and deliver to their
shareholders the best quality Of red
ash coal for 81 90 dealers ton Of , 600
mounds
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

THE MIDDLEBURY BURGLAR.-The bur
glar who was shot in Middlebury the
other night, while breaking into a store,
was young man from Weybridge
named Warner.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

CALIFORNIA E1EcrroN,-The election
IN California, on Wednesday last was
yery quiet, and but light vote was
polled; in San Francisco the vote was
nine thousand less than in November
last All the large counties elect Union
members of the Legislature.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

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Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1865-09-14

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You are exonerated from making
calls.
Bores 90 not bore you.
Tax gatherers hurry past your door.
Itinerant bands do not play opposite
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You avoid the nuisance Of serving on
juries
No one thinks Of presenting you with
testimonial.
No tradesman irritates by asking: "ls
there any other little article you wish
to-day, sir 2"