The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1865-08-30
PARAERaPHs.

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Ryou are going where there is a cross
dog take pistol, 50 that when he snaps
at you, you can snap At him.
Ladies don't often go hunting with foul
ing-pieoes and when they do they can
geaeraly Ind anything 70 SET their caps
at.
Men whistle for their dogs, but patridges
can whistle for themselves.
In battle there is of course material diff
ference between a quick shot and deal
shoe "a sa N#
Avouny man whilst stInding up to be
married take the palm.
Even a one-armed man, if loyal in a right
eous war, is doubly armed, for he hath his
quarrel just.
= SoHa people when courting. are like cats;
they have to proclaim it to the whole neigh
borhood.
a pitch battle-two darkies throwing tar
pots at each other f#.
4 beautiful young widow is resistless. -
Many who talk about "the widows mite"
have felt her might -s...
Probably there are at this time in the
United States thirty thousand limbs hatched
out OF aeorn-eggs.
1t may seem queer, but our hot weather
doesn't light as many matches as cold.
The hammer least likely to hit the nail on
the head is the ninny- hammer.
How to correct mistakes in whisky-recti-
fy it.
All the animals have an overseer; he is
called the Giraffe. aEf. ..
The Kangaroo looks as if he might make
good short hand writer,
A mockiug-bird' S egg is the ''lay of the
minstrel," a
Ii you. mean to marry for money, be eau
tious. The indications of wealth are often
as deceptive as oil.
4 fellow two drunk to keep on a horses
back can probably keep on his own
a man unpopular with the ladies is ant to
fancy after time, that they all have turn
up noses.
Women sometimes dislike to get into the
papers themselves, but they are fond of hay
ing their hair in them every night.
DO you think, sir, that my butter is
old?' ''Oh, no, madam, not old enough to
have lost its hair" I
We have no gladiatorial combats as they
have In Rome, no bull-fghts as they have in
Spain, and so we flock to court houses and
legislative halls to see brutal encounters.
Better be without a farthing in the purse,
than without thought in the brain.
A man is apt to think he can do nothing
without wife, when in truth he could do
nothing with one. q, --. ... ~ =.
Horses teeth tell how old they are, but
women S tongues don't.
The only riches we can carry with us in
to another world are riches Of the soul
Men bcstow world of pains upon ship
until she is ready for the ocean, and then
without a word of explanation her
slide.
IT you don't act npon your own convic-
ton it my be the sheriff duty to act upon
your conviction before you are ml.h older.
who cannot bear to be alone because
he soon gets weary of himself should reflect
that others will still sooner get weary to
him. a0a
There is many graceless preacher on
grace, and many an uncharitable one pom
charity. aa s,r
Do you know, sir, that when I left my
home, my old friends did me the honor to
give me musical escort?' "Oh, under
stand, you were drummed out Of town"
Some minds will always be slow till you cut
them to the quick.
You may depend upon me, wife; / give
you my word. Il would rather you
would sometimes keep it sir.
Some husbands let thems selves be hem
pecked as INCREASINGLY as an ear of corn.
Musicis the only errthly enjoyment that
the lmaginations. of men have transferred
to Heaven
Lawyers are the vultures that hover over
perishing fortunes. a
To our eyes, the far distant past, orbs it.
self into a perfect star, that we saw not
when we moved therein. saa3 14
A man may wish to accustom himself to
the censure of others, and appear fool,
that hem may endure fools. E(8 F$a4I,
One who has butterfly taste and dispo-
sition will find enough honey-ces still open
IL every blue thistle bloom of destiny.
Wecannot wholly despise money;,itis the
metal wheel-work of human activity, the
dial-plate of our value.
We may see at first the beauty and strife
apple OF marriages hanging only on the sun
ny side OF love; but the green sour side no
one Sees
Weep not before the eyes ofothers; don't
allow the water-works of your feelings to
play as spectacle to those around you.
A moderate degree of backbitiug should
rather be encouraged than censured in
married woman as slight compensation for
the fiatteTy that she has lost.
SLANDERERs, are at all events, economi-
cal, for they make little go great way,
and rarely open their mouths except at the
expense of other people. 8 III, n
ARTEMoUs WARD says when he hears
the song, Come where my love lies dream
ing he don't go. He don't think it would
be right
DEFINITION OF PHoToGRAPH.-Land
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graph as Justice without mercy Ie ~