Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1865-10-14
SCRAPS.

The nas Who can harness lightning,
nay not b able to harness colt.
Condemn not thing whom you are in q
bad mood, for you will not do it justice.
In reading, 10 should enter into the
merit Of the subject, and thus give the
life Of It, our own feeling harmonizing
with it.
Do what you like bes. il you wish to
do il we'll
Il ID IN easy matter to gil paper with
The shears; il il different thing to gil it
wise shears.
Tobscco should never b smoked down
to the drsgs. - then the poison will reach
more directly the mouth.
A newspaper, in order to b successful,
nust have life-ths life Of the .imes.-
80 with book. So with . man.
A naked thought reflects; when dressed,
the garment reaectsL
We are oil onr own critics-we say yes
% far ~ the author agrees with Us.
The enjoyment Of heaven will, proba.
bly,; not b . filing up Of happiness, ~
one would gil vessel, but the full devel-
opment Of what We enjoyed here.
The only way to escape the importuni-
ties Of beggars, 10 to make yourself like
ono.
A coquetts is rose from which every
lover plucks leaf-the thorn remaining
for her future husband.
"Do you see anything ridiculous in this
wig7' said brother judge to Curran.-
"Nothing but the head was the reply.
The Poles have failed 10 all their efforts
obtain their freedom. 1t is to be feared
that they will never be able to erect them.
selves into Liberty-Poles.
That We . wise negro who, in speak
ing Of the happiness Of married people,
said: dat 'ar ponds altogeddsr on how
dey enjoy demselvea' 49,
Question BY the Defendost's Council
ibid my client enter into . positive agree
ment to marry your
Aoswer-"Not exactly. but he courted
me good deal, and be telled my sister
Jane that he intended to marry in our
family"
I'VE returned home on Thursdsy,r nays
sn editor, after trip of six hundred
miles, in about three and half days,
having in that time passed over four
States, nine railroads, four oxen and ba.
rouche Any person who has done more
in that thu. time, will please forward bis
address, and the small balance he owes 10.
Aunt Nancy Vas noted for her shouting
propensity, but in an evil hour. she took
. turkey that belongec to some one else.
The next Sabbath she fxed up to 20 to
church ~ usual, and her mistress asked
Der how she could have the hard;hood to
60 to church and take on 80 after steal
ing ~ she had done. LA, Miss! do you
think I'd give up my blessed Savior for
one old turkey hen2 No, never |" and of
she went.
An annecdote is told Of the Bishop of
Exeter. England. The scene is church
in Troqoay; the Bishop.is present but not
officiating, and he sits with the congrega.
ton. The officiating clergyman ventures
to soften to ears polite the phrase "Eat
and driat their own dam nation." He
reads il condemnation. A voice is
heard energetically exclaiming, "Damna.
ton !" Tho whole church Is startled
But II IL not profans ep;.he. they hear;
il il ths,voioe of the Bishop in rebuke Of
the officiating minister.
Never apply to quack or unknown
person in case Of sickness. Consult your
family physician, or let nature take her
course. The family physician, if any, is
interested ia your welfare.
Two passionate lovers laugh at tho
world, aud the world laughs At them.
The housekeepsrs OF the country are
getting up IN sgitation against raising
their carpet tax.
-"What's the use," asked ragged
fellow, "of = mans working himself to
death TO get living?"