Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1865-02-18
wit, wisdom, and All sOrts OF Para.

wit, wisdom, and All SOrtS OF Para
HgrnPhS.
Poetry is generally coin jipgied most
by those who have no other to jingle.
Coin is quite idle now, but some of our
rAscals, when they get it, make it strsat.
You had better stop running after a wo-
man when you happen to find her running
alter another man.
The account of prize. 6ght Is ell &c
tion-a paper mill.
A Texan paper tells of Judge who has
three hands. We know few, not many,
fore. handed.
"A sweet woman's soul sits and looks
out of bright eye like q cat out of sun
ny window.
Shallow brooks and shallow old men
pass their whole time in bsbbliuR.
young man was fined the other day
twenty dollars for kissing a pretty girl
when she didn't want him to. 1t often costs
ten times as much when they do want him
to.
The young woman who marries an un-
worthy man takes her IoTEs name ll Uqis.
young lady should never permit her
lover TO use bis hands as cotton press.
Men look at the faults of others with q
telescoPG-at their own with the same in
s'rument reversed, or else not at all.
Allpeople are fond of salt, but Lot was
welded 10 it.
He who can irritAte you whenever he
likes ia your master. You bad better turn
rebel by learning the virtue of patience.
Never take morning bitters. Morning
sweets are better, and a kiss from your
wife makes the best.
The Rev. editor Of the - is a pious
nan- He always asks blessing before ne
gets tight and returns thanks afterwards.
Why are you go angry, Miss, at my Just
putting my hand on your pretty shoulder?
Sir, | am always angry when men are
tOuehy.
The sea in which sharks and deVil.fish
most abound is the sea of literature.
Madam, your gaze is very offensive to
me. Well sir, you are very offensive to
my gaze.
liza flock of geese see one of their mum
Der drink, they will all drink too. Men
are great geese.
There is more light in a quart of ink
than In million feet of gas, million
quartz of oil, and a million pounds of tai
low.
Most girls are so dazzled by mems ad
Vantages as not to see mems misuse Of
them
Not the struggle, but the flight OF pain
beauties the person; hence the counter
Ruce Of the dead Is TRANSPORTED because
the Agouies have cooled away.
Women need and show more patience
with Psrsonsi We more with things.
Women and Spanish houses have to be
gin with many doors and few NmdowS; 1t il
easier TO get into their hearts than to TOOL
into them.
We would rather undertake to guess a,
aud portray ten mothers than two daugh-
ters.
Compared With the simple music of the
rustic of the witheted autumn leaves, the
saddest cadenced words haVeb but shallow
meaning.
The dead man lie wise, but no is silent
We cannot wiring his secret from him, We
cannot interpret the ineffabls calm which
gathers 90 the rigid face. As q conse-
quence, when our thoughts rest on death,
we are smitten with isolation and lOueli.
neEs. Weare without company on the dark
road; and we have advanced SO far upon
Il that we cannot hear the voices of our
lriends. IL Is in this that the terror of dy-
ing consists.
By great sOrrows the human heart is
protected against email Ones-by the wa.
terfall against the rain.
With widows alone, who are less deal.
rous of being loved than married, a man OF
heavy business can begin his romance At
the point where all romantic writer's ter.
inmate theirs-upon the step of the mar
ri"ge'altar; Such man, built in the sim
plest style, would have a load taken from
his heart if any one would love his sben.
heTdess for him, in hts name, so long until
no had nothing else to do in the affair bnt
So.celtorSte tho wedding and no one would |
have more pleasure in relieving him of his
burden or cross than ourselves.
" IS TO be desired that No should have
iron hearts, for fate has an iron hand.
A man must have either great men or |
great objects before him, o,berwiss b;s
powers degenerate, as the maRneTs do,
S when /. y has lain for a long time without
the world. gu SU'uefS Vi