The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1865-03-10


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The most curious thing A woman that b
no' 'uf'o''' .nesasY 80 ntdioL
II we expect charity from the world We
must be charitable ourselves. t-.g
Begin life with bat little show -you may
increase Il Afterwards. -..-----.----.---
Wit Is wisdom as play, while humor b on.
ly good nature on afrolic.
He Is Q brave man who dares to wear old
clothes until hs Is able to pay for new. ,,
The only result Of feeble mans putting
down his foot Is to show how little Il meas.
urcs.
When Is tho neuralgia In the lace Ike tho
ancient money changenf When Il i seated
In the temple. D ial '''' 20 'i
At the thsster Of war Il is the easiest thing
In tho world to got both private boz and
ticket for tho pit. .yi0r an.F rgl7a.5 fH
Ought pair Of trousers which have been
obtained on credit to Be legally regarded %
breeches of trust ri r.r. fsr, i..'- fl- pei. 70
Mako the best Of everything. lfyou have
the jsuDdice, sxult that you have . golden
prospect before you. ....-.t. ...
Who was the fastest woman mentioned in
the Biblo7 Herodias, when she got Q head
Of John the Baptist, on charger.
An Alabama paper asks. "Have woa Bour.
bon among usf" And Richmond daily
replies, In melancholy tono, "not q Drop"
The best thing to DO done when evil comes
upon US, Is not lsmentstion, but action not
to sit and suffer, but rise and seek remedy.
Beautiful was tho reply Of venerable
man to the question whether no was still In
tho land Of the living-"No: but I sm al.
most" ...-..I rl.u
"smsll thanks to you," said . plaintiff to one
Of his witnesses, "for what you said In this
case" "Ah. sir" replied the conscious wit
ness, 'but just think Of what didn't say" -
Jekyll was told that ono Of his friends, Q
brewer, had been drowned In one Of bis own
vats. "Ah :" he exclaimed, "aossing on
his wstery bier!" ,a r .'FHnl l.a
There Is no innocent way Of becoming
guilty, and no just method Of being unjpst.
1t Is better to starve than TO sin for susie.
nance.
An old lady who lives in the outskirts,
having lost her pin cushion, used an onion
instead Next morning she found oil her
needles had tears In their eyes. oa" oo.i'n
That mans greatness is not appreciated
who walks far in advance Of his age; he
dwarfs himself in the eye Of the people BY
the distance be Is in advance Of thsm. 7ri
No man can be witty when he wants To-,
any moro than he can DO hungry whom hs
wants to-it comes to him. as love docs, hs
can't tell how nor why.
A little boy, iu an over.good family, Was
rebuked for looking into his spelling book on
y Sunday. Says he: III don't eco whyI
can't study the spelling lesson Sundays IS
we'll as read the Testament wssk-dsysi i'' l1
A writer in Blackwood says "whsn pso.
pie want to speak oi native Of Holland.
they call him an Amsterdam Dutohman;
but when they speak Of one Of the German
race generally, they leave out the Amsteri"
A brave boy. born Of economical parents.
having srrvcd out bis time and been honors-
bly, discharged, gathered up all the hard bits
Of hard tack he could end about camp,
brought them homo and sold them for scrap
ron:
Too sustere philosophy makes few wise
men; zoo visorouss government, few good
ubiects; too harsh . religion, few 'dcyout
ouls: mean that will continue 10, for
,othing 10 durable that is not suitable to na-
ure.
LIZ gEuG zgtY snr BOZ saddi saT
Whom Jesus only ,Oept at tho grave Of Las
rus, they said, " Behold how hc loved him.,
With how much moro force may us, who,
60 bis agony in tho garden and his suffering
n tho cross, cxclaiu, Behold how He loved
., oven unto death! lqr .7sl b-.'sa rss5
Mrs. Psrtiugton addressed Isaac, who va
atiug plsss Of strawberries. thus;-'MylF
ow grant you are growing Byrd By you'll
,sut 70 live on umbrella Ics-orsam. Yos must
ot BE- glutinous, dear; don't Ike 70 80 HI
. boy with such velocity ofsppstita.'' ,r,u
In tho depths Of tho 80 The waters are
III ;-ths hssyiest grisf > that borne In d.
'ncs, the deepest love dows through The sys
I'd touch ;-shs parsst JOY Is unspsaiap's:.
70 most impressive prayer is silent prsysr;
I'd tbs most solemn preacher st fansnl =
70 silent ono whose lips arc cold. = ,oi,ir4
A gentleman dining st hotsl where ssrv:
nts wefs few and faf between, dispatched
d among then for plato Of padding.