Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1865-12-14

and plans of Notifications and battles, and
the consequence vas that they sllers ap-
psared in the Herald, sometimes before they
were issued from Headquarters; lot alone
what General Grant and General Sherman
knoued, and what UnkiI Aba and Mr-Ss-
ward apicked up out Of them airiistle en-
welopes, Is was carried BY the uuderstrap-
pers of the same complexion, on. yer rail.
rods. Whenever, hereafter, you sees one
man endesTorin to run two skedules, let me
advise you, MIR. Arp, to avoid him as you
would oaeof them air rattlesnakes 40 shakes
bis tail in them air Blue ridges Of yourns
Agin, Mr.. Arp, you make no little fuss
about our bein engaged in confscation'
Of your little property, after you have ct,
and fout and hollersd nuff. Meow, you
see, it is the prettiest opportunity in the
world for soma Of our foaks to make .
raise. You never was more mistaken in oil
your life. To take all your property at
once wouldn't be BY any means advisable.
You people down South never did know
how to make money, sept outer cotton and
tobacco. You tried to make it outer ab.
straetions and sich like; but that mir kind
Of mushsheen hasn't en5 regulator, and
don't pay. We people emp North are more
practikle. We dew the bixness up Breosn,
after this manner: We issues ordhr to
cou6skate, provided indervidpeps proper
ty is worth twenty thousand dollars. But
who is to judge Of the value And there
air a.plaguey sight Of our people who didn't
have ary shoddey contract, and who air as
hungry as wolves. We orders them to pitch
in and dew the best they can :--Jes so,--
and in course they amusea theyselses thar,
whick fully accounts for the milk in the
cocoanuts. The indersiduel sint worth one
hundred dollars, but what of that? He
has hat, pair Of old grey breeches, and
an old grey regimental coat, with the Con-
federate buttons kut of, and pair of boots
as come mp to his seat when hes q sitting
down; and don't know how twas Mr. Arp,
but I alters did notice that the higher and
the scarcer vas leather, the longer q the
bigger was youralls boots, and the more
money it tuck to get em, the more certain
your foaks was to bpy em. I dew believe
eff the feight had kept on, & there bad
not been morsel for any on em to put in
their mouths; they would have bought boots
as would have kigered theyselyes entirely
up, and then they would have cut holes for
their eyes to see threw. Well, meow, as I
vas sayin Of, the way to dew this thing is
this wise. Not to confskate all q man has
as you suppose, but fust to. levy a Liebill
upon his grey coat, aud another on every
button. and two Liebills Oh each of his
boots, and then there's q fee to the lawyer
on each Liebill, and q fee to the Clerk in
every. case, and fee to the marshall, and
q fee to the feller that hunts up the inder.
ylduel to be Liebilled, and fee to each
man that tuck the separate inventory upon
the indervidusls wardrobe, and then there's a
fee for printing each of the Liebills, and a
fee for making out the accounts Eff you
appear in court, there's fee for that, and ef
;youSsos&.PPssry sh~sas. .A.fAa-fap-AhAA.-.Aad
ne don't permit youraas Lawyers to appear
in ourafls courts, 4 so son must employ
ouralls Lawyers, and there's swinging fees
for that. That's the way to make the much
sheen pay. We don't cut up the goose &
so forth, but We jes pile up the eggs and
keep the goose layiD. Its SO cute, its 81
most equal to- a boss trade,' and you know,
Mr.. Arp, something abeout them sorts Of
trades deown in Georgia. ;,
And now, Mr., ARP, PH endeever, to, the
best of my ability, to answer your pertick.
ler remarks abeout the gentlemen and ladies
formerly from the arid shores of Africa,
against whose peculiar smell you seem to
have an uncommon autpathy, notwithstand-
ing you've bin livin with them all your
days. can't say I'm as fermiliar with that
keind Of odor as I am with that of some
other animals in our menageries, especially
some of the Feline species, which in some
cases air so strong as to turn the stomachs
of pointers and settlers when they mistake
em for rabbits. And I am not little sur
priced that you should apply to me on sich
subjects, insted Of seekin the most korect
information from members of the church,
who have taken all sich, matters, by the
grace of God, under their peculiar minis.
tration. Why dew you not apply to broth
sr Parker, and brother, Phillips, and sister
Stowe, and sister Anna Dickinson, who is
we'll acquainted with the hull knowledge of
amaigamation, and the maodus operands OF
produein different shades Of color, accordin
to various crosses. You, who seem 30 fer
miliar with the sans of David, and bring to
your aid the divine exclamation of tsSelah"
on all proper occasions, hadn't orter address
me under sich like circumstances. Leike,
they tell me, produces leike, aud its so in
ginral, as far as notice, in animils, opless
it air doukeys, but even in siob cases you
cant alters account for color; for I, myself,
have seen sheep, when the ram and the
yew air both on em white, have as black a
lamb as the ace of spades. But I dew in
cline to think that the cross of your black
buck woolly heads, after frequent repetition,
on sum of our rally blue.eyed, white sistern
in the Land; mout, in the. eend, bring
abeout sort of dark, Spanish brown white;
but they do tell me that, some how or other
in the course of time, some of the genera
tions will have woolly heads agiu. But as
I was sayin of, I'm not fermiliar with sich
bizness and oaly give my opinion with
considerable differdenee. Brother Wendell
ken tell YOU what sort of perfume is best