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Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02

MUSCULAR CHmsrIASlTY.-A camp meeting
was held recently in the southern part of this
Territory On occasion the services were
disturbed by a son of Belal. who under the
potent influence of sundry drinks of = forty-rod'
became uproarous. \ minister well known to
our citizens. who was in attendance requested
the brawler to be quiet and received very in
sulting answer in reply This aroused the wrath
and indignation of the reverend gentleman, and
he went in on his muscle and polished off the
offender in the best possible style. While put
ting in the finishing ticks brother clergyman
approached and asked him to have mercy upon
the man he was castigatng. adding that mercy
was an attribute of God. - True" replied the
pugilistic brother, continuing to strike out from
the shulder, mercy is attribute of the Divinity,
but am now an instrument of justice, which in
strict sense is supposed to know no mercy, and
have none in this case, so please don't inter
fere. The thrashing completed the brawler
sinked away, and services were resumed.-Colo
7Gdo Nelcs.
That must have been Chiyinpton
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S.
REFORM. But REvoLUTIoS-Sir Walter Raleigh referring
in his History of the World the character Alexan
der the Great such spirits stirred up in sun
dry erect and down. establish and DESTROY
and TO bring all persons and states the ends How
admirably does this description apply the labors
medical umnary times-the philosopher phy
scan and phanhropist PROFESSOR HOLLOWAY Ills spirit
stirred up when comparatively young MANLY OBJ
serving the utter impoency Of of the medicines and
methods employed by the licensed profession for the re-
lief of the sick and he resolved in his large and liberal
heart devote himself body and soul discovery Of
those materials the general of disease which he
gously believed God had placed somewhere the
Of Nature. What the result? He succeeded He un
raveiled the great Hygean mystery. He found anavze
combined and tested by experiment the vegetable inr
ens in which comprehended all the powerful
ing agencies of the Botanic Kingdom In word he usheed
before the world medicines with the fame which il
ringing romifs its
OINTMENT and HoLLowAYs Pills lie has erected new med
cai system which everywhere casting down the chance
beotten theories and empirical practices of former day
in the words Of Raleigh he has brought down all persons
and States within the pale of its curative influence Every
day. hour his internal external
remedies become firmly entrenched in the confidence
of the public and neither the brum men of the faculty.
the of skepticism diminish the lustre of
inventors fame.-GdlreSton (Texas) Nslcs.
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HAPPINESS OR MISERY
THAT rs THE QUESTION.

TIME PROPRIETORS OF THE "PACIFIC
| MUSEUM OF ANATOMY AND SCIENCE ~
have determined, regardless of expense, to issue
FREE for the benefit of suffering humanity tour
of their most interesting and instructive LEI
TURES on MARRIAGE and its disquallhcatlons :;
Nervous Debility, Premature Decline OF NAN
hood Indioestion. Weakness or Depression, Loss
of Energy and Vital Power, the great oociai
Evil. and those maladies that result from youth
FIJI follics. excuses of maturity, or ignorance OF
Physiology and Natures Laws
These Invaluable Lectures have been the u can, =.
of enlightening and saving thousands, ana VIII
he forwarded FREE on receipt OF l~cnty-h'e
Gents in postage stamps. by addressing ;. oecre- :,
tarv Pacific Museum of Anatomy ana ociehoe'
Pine street, San Francisco
rs7-@ Letters to be sent through Wells, Fargo
:, 9vl01y.is.
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THE FELoy.-This very painful eruption, with
all the q remedies recommended is seldom
arrested until it has run certain course, after
causing great suffering for two or three days
and nights. The following remedy is vouched
for by the Buffalo 4drocate as a certain thing,
from its own knowledge Take pint of
common soft soap, and stir in air-slacked lime
till it is of the consistency of glaizers putty.
Make leather thimble, fill it with'this compost
tion, and insert the felon therein A cure is
certain -
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now residing on the Dry Tortugas, has written n
long letter dolorously describing his place of
abode, repeating his declaration Of entire inno-
cence, and claiming that he never knew any
thing of the murder until after Booth made his
escape. He says, - Booth told me he would
make me a handsome present, which he did-six
wears on the sands of Dry Tortugas."
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02

HAVE FOR SALE THE LARGEST STOCK
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395 Opera and Marine Glasses;
Is Telescope and Spy Glasses
225 doz. Magnifying Glasses;
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325 Hand Stereoscopes
rs Revolving Stereoscopes
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Drawing Instruments, in German Silver
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Boxwood and Ivory Scales
Microscopes in every style;
200 Magnetic Machines for Medical purposes
Aneroid Barometers
30, 800 Card Photographs
600 Album Pictures in oil colors
80 doz Union Card Frames
Joseph Rodgers & Sons CUTLERY
100 doz. Table Knives
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120 doz. Razors
80 doz. Razor Strops
1870 doz. Scissors
SCISSORS, in cases
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25 doz. Hydrometers
Galvanic Batteries
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NOTABLE DEATH.-The San Jose Mercury notices
the death, at Santa Clara, on the 7th instant of
Dona Gertrudes Lorenzeo de Pena at the ad-
vanced age of l07 years. This lady was nine
teen years old when the Mission of Santa Clara
was founded and was, doubtless, the oldest in
habitant of the county at her death. She was
never sick during her remembrance. a few
days before her death she lost her appetite, but
declined having physician sent for, saying it
was no use. Being Catholic she was asked
if she desired priest sent for, - no have no
sins to confess
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02

A LARGE lTEN.-Somebody has said that it
required gold mine to work silver mine It
would seem that it also required extensive
forest and numerous saw-mills for the same
purpose. The Virginia Enterprise says the esti-
mated cost of timber during the year 1864, in
tmbering the mines the Comstock ledge was
S64o, ,00o During the present year the cost will
emount to great deal more than that.
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Dyspepsia, Diarrhea, Weakness, sc,

The terrible bodily and mental pancs which characterize
Dyspepsia are at mtiGatei by the Pills. Darrh0a
constipation headache physical prstration
mors hot nshes spans, affections of the kidneys. hemor
roids piles, and in fact, all internal complaints
whatever cause arising give way before the salutary influence
OF THIS extraordinary remedy As specific for dyspepsia
and the disorders connected with it, growing out Of it, the
pills are always to be relied when every other medicine
of freafr nnr,f haaI LIZ. I'LL
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02

THE following advertisement appears in the
Elbereld Ga=ette: - To-day about l o'clock in
the afternoon, my dear wife Chatherne born
Elberding, was happily confined of two girls
and boy. Barely ten months ago she had
twins, making FIVE children in one year.-El5er-
field. Aulust II. 1867
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
A Speaking of Bowles' letter

DEMuRnER.-Speaking of Bowles' letters
froHf' salt Lake, the Chicago Republican says:
He describes at length the various hot springs
and other virgin attractions"
To which the Salt Lake Fedette appends the
exclamation
- How you, Sam. Bowles on uirgia attrac-
tions2 Send us that letter which describes things
= at length" Fortunate man to live to see
such Salt Lake sights-to live to shape such
tales y
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DR.. CHAS. H. T0zER'S
PRIVATE MEDICAL INSTITUTE,
N. z. corner Jackson and Kearney
streets, San Francisco.

PRIVATE M E DIOAL INSTITUTE,
N. e. corner jackson and Kearney
streets, San Francisco.
ESTABLISHED IN THE CITY OF SACRAMENTO IN 1852
AND REMOVED TO SAN FRANCISCO IN 1862, FOR
THE EMPRESS PURPOSE OF AFfORDING AN AsY-
LUM To THOSE AFFLICTED WITH CHRONIC AND
VENER1AL DISEASES, AND FOR THE
SUPPRESSION OF QUAcKeRYl
ITO the Amicted.-DR. TOZER, IN
| / returning thanks to his patients and friends in
the country, would most respectfully inform them
that he can be found usual, at his Institute,
n. E. corner of Jackson and Kearney streets, de-
voting his time and attention particularly TO the
following Diseases, viz Syphilis in all its vari-
Gus forms, Gonorrhna, elect, Structure of the
Urethra, Nocturnal Emissions, Sexual Debility,
| Diseases of the Bladder and Kidneys, ETC., etc.
From his long experience and extensive practice,
he can warrant perfect cure in all of the above
mentioned cases.
| No deleterious drugs used in my practice. Ny
charges moderate and my treatment to my
patients is always honorable The utmost secresy
observed in all cases.
SEMINAL WEAKNESS.
Should you be afflicted with any of the follow
| ing symptoms, such as Weakness OF the Back and
Limbs, Pain in the Head, pimness of Vision,
Nervousness and General Debility, Loss of Mem
ory, Confusion of Ideas, and Depression of Spr-
to Society, consult DR.. Tozer at once, and he
will restore you to perfect health.
TO FEMALES.
| When you are afflicted with weakness of the
back and limbs headache, loss of muscular pow
err palpitation of the heart irritability, nervous
ness, extreme urinary difficulties, arrangement
of the monthly sickness, sterlity, and other dis
eases peculiar to females-consult DR.. Tozer, and
you will receive particular attention. Let no
false delicacy prevent you, but apply at once,
and save yourselves from painful suffering and
premature death.
Ny rooms are so arranged that there is no
danger of exposure or of meeting any one except
the Doctor.
TO CORRESPONDENTS.
Patients of either sex, residing in any part of
the country, however distant, who may desire
the opinion and advice of DR.. Tozer, can by sub
mitting a written statement of their cases to the
Doctor, receive all the attention and medicines
necessary to effect cure, without the necessity
of personal interview.
All letters strictly confidential, opened and
replied to- by the Doctor himself
Consultation at the Office or by letter-FREE.
sfAs Cures in all cases guaranteed. Address
DR.. CHARLES H. T0ZER,
29Iy San Francisco, Cal.
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Woman in all her Difficulties

Is invited the rcGuiun and restorative powers Of
this harmless but effective preparation At the ep0cls
Of life in which female system nnergoes the
portaut and critical changes, the Pills Will prove positive
safeguard against evil consequences. They confident
ly recommended specific in every disorder which fe
,,,nIns slliecf
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
WEEKLY TRINITY JOURNAL.
Court Terms In Trinity.

y,fsfrfes C0urs-Hon. Ephraim Garter Judge; A. j.
Loons clerk Second Monday in April August and De-
cember.
County COUrf-Hon John Murphy, Judge; A. j. Loo
mis- clerk First Monday in January March, May july Sep
tember and November
Probate COnrf.-IIon. John Murphy Judge. A I Loo
mis-, clerk. Fourth Monday in each month.
ROard OF Supsrrfs0rs.-A G. Price chairman. 6 p
Short and r. n Davidson First Monday February May
August and November.
E- No attention viii be paid to communications
publication in the JOURNAL unless they accompanied
the real name Of the author This merely required guard
us against imposition.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02

Men owe as much of their success to accidents
as they do to design; but they must not forget
that accidents do not happen only to those who
are continually in the designing business. Light
ming doesn't go out of its way to hit everybody
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02

Domestic OPERA.-Since the night that isaac
went to the opera he has been, as Mrs. Partington
says, rs crazy as q bedbug, and the kind old dame
has seen fearful lest he should become q non
pompous mentus through his attempt at lmlta-
ting the operates. The next morning after the
opera, at the breakfast table, Ike reached over
his cup, and in a soft tongue sang
"Will yon, will YOU. Mrs. P,
Help 4 cup of teat'
The old lady looked at him with surprise, his
conduct was so unusual, and for a moment she
hcsitated lie went on, in q far more impassion-
ed strain
@ Do not. pray be hesitasing,
am anxious o be drinking.
SO pour out quick as winkin.
She gave him the tea with n sigh, rs she saw
the excitement in his face. He stirred it in 81
lence and in his abstraction took three spoon
fuls of sugar. At last be sang again
TallecIoths and cups and saucers.
Good white bread and active jaws, srs,
Tel--cunpowler or souchong-
Sweet enough but not too strong;
Bad for health to eat hot biscuit
But III ris! it-butter'll fix it,
What do You mean, my boy?' said Mrs. P,
ienderly
All right, steady, clearer,
Never loved a breakfast dearer;
I'm not bound by witch wizard
So don't fret your precious Gizzard'
- But Isaac !" persisted the dame. Ike struck
his left hand upon the table and swung his knife
aloft in his right, looking at plate upon the ta-
bic and singing
What form is that to appearing
Is il mackerel or herring
Let me dash upon il quick.
Neer again that FISH shall kick:
Ncr again, though thrice large
Charge upon them. Isaac CHARGE
Before he had n chance to make dash upon
the fish, Mrs. Partington had dashed a tumbler
of water into his face, to restore him to % con-
sciousness.N 1t made him catch his breath for
a moment. but he didnt sing any more at the ta-
BILE, though the opera fever still follows him.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02

In whatever form disease attacks the liver Il is repelled
and exermnaed by this searching painless and irresistible
curative. Bilious remittents bilious purging. and all the
ordinary disorders Of the indicated by pain in the
right side and between the shoulders yeliowness the
Of the weakness and debility relieved
and removed by the remedy with celebrity which asonses
the sufferers and their friends let the sick. whom the
uy have abandoned with confidence this powerful
antibllious agent and restoration health activity
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
ALBERT BOWLER,
co 9 Il A B l. T.

Es- Office-corner Court and Taylor streets
opposite Norcross' Ambrotype rooms.
Bills Collected,
and all business entrusted to him PROMPTLY Mt.
tended to. 52tf
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
DISORDERS OF THE STOMACH

Are the sources the deae-t malades. Their effect il
b yate all il.c body. and to send poisoned
stream ilrou. the channels Of circulation Now what
is the operaon the Pills. They cleanse the bowels
ula the liver bring he relaxed rritacd stomach into
natural condition. and acting through the organs
Poy THE BLOOD change the state the system from
sickness health. hy exercising simultaneous and whole
some effect upon all its parts and functions.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
CAN BE FOUND ~
EEOlIoWay'S Pills
BE OF Good Cheer! The Sinking may be
SAVED By THE USE OF
E.GilOWay's Ointment.

The history Of these great Remedies Is the most wonderful
medical revelation that the world ha- known. Ii ea
iishes the almPorant fact that aud in
SiAP& internal disease exists the diSnlcng searching
anl healing properties Of the pills fully equal to its sub
jectioi anI and ,lr. with the Ointment. they
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
TIE Great IN bassai0rs OF Health 10.
all Mankind.

This is history written by derived
from the experiences Of nation. Il consists Of comp
alton Of testimonials the sick of every countrNan
mpeaclale record! Ike of which ha- been aIuc-
cd favor any discovery invention time bealn
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
BE IT UNDERSTOOD.
Bilious MaIadies. &c. &c.

the above statements at all times be vereed by
testimony (eXtendiug through quarter
OF tha.lnls Of mmilnnelcLaLle
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
These Mighty Fealors, World Known and
IlirId Tl.i,d. nre q KOOn to Ire sick:.

The want sterling medicinal to meet the ll and ncces
sites suffering portion Of humanity and one entirely
from mineral and other delcterious PARTICLES w severely
felt till this powerful iciuc ushcrel into the world
IIoowtYs INvtLU,HLE PuLs have become the HOUSEHOLD
RFNrpY of all nations Their attribute is t. we'll
cR they attack the OR ROOT of the complaint
and thus v renewing the hidden Of disease. rc-invi-
orae and restore the dropping energies Of the system. assist
Weekly Trinity journal., 1865-12-02
Going after Water.

I" Let mother go for water, please ''
Is matron Davis cry
"We've not single drop to drink,
And we are dreadful dry"
The " mother dear" ESQ duly garbed)
Was leaving on this plea,
When one young man, from Michigan,
Said: "She walks awkwardlee p
And pricked by this, another says;
How very queer she stoops;'
And then his sabre sheath employs
In hoisting up her hoops
(Alas ! for the Confed raysee
The fendish fates concur
To bust the thing and catch the king
The Suwarrow with his spur.
"I'lI swear r' he cried-profane young man
And yet he spoke with candor;
q If this old mother is goose,
Then I'm no Michisander."
Whereat the irate ancient drew
A knife of brightest lustre;
And dropping bucket, bucked about
To try the dogs of bluSter
~ tho't your Government was too
Magnanimous to slaughter,
Or hunt down female innocents
A travelling after water?'
Then up there rushed and up there spake
The light O. Southern virtue :
" Look out don't touch the President,
Or he will surely hurt you y
Alas ! those wicked Boys in Blue,
Unmindful of the :. darter,"
Stripped old hag jeff. of all her duds,
In which she moved for water.
They said, q Our orders are so strict
That we are bound to see, am,
If this old lady is the thing
That she's cracked up to be, Mann y
Then she turned pale, her bucket tale
Soon vanished into vapor;
And that young man from Michigan
Put up his cruel rapier
And now the grandest Fortress holds
The mighty metamorph'is,
Old Mother Davis, lovely dame,
Minus her hoops and iorfs."
No more as President she shines
No more she II go for water
But hooped, or hung, or how-she is
The Copperheads' great martyr
ToyJ
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H0lt0WayiS PILLS ARE THE BEST REMEDY KNOWN IN
IhE WORLD EoR IHE E0IIoWIhG DISEASES:


Asthma Bowel Complaints, Coughs Colds Chest Diseases
Costlveness Dyspepsia DiarrEa Dropsy Debility Fever
and Aeue- Female Complaints Headache. Indigestion In
uenz Inflammation. Inward Weakness, Liver Complaints,
owness OF Spirits. pil0s, Stone and Gravel Secondary
symptoms Venereal Affections, Worms of all kinds.
Caut on.
ii the reader Of this notice; get box of Pills
or ointment from the drug in his place, let him
10 me- enclosing the and will mail box free Of
pense Many dealers will keep medicine hand
cause they cannot make much profit other persons
make.
None are genuine unless the words Houocay, Netg Y5r
o'd Lon discernable WaterBarh in every leaf
o .he BOOK OF directions around each box: the be
plainly seen by iotding the leaf the hight handsome
reward VIII be given to iering such information
as may ead 70 the detection Of party parties
letting the medicines vending same knowing them to
be spurious. -
sod at the manufactory Of Professor HOLLOWAY so
laden Lane, New York and by all respectable Druggists
ana Dealers in Medicine throughout the United States and
each. " 90 i % ee'', anu % Az
There is Considerable saving by taking the larger
62y91yr.
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Consultation hy letter otherwise rhEE rof ui-
rection of letters, see below
VyHIS CELEBRATED INSTITUTE HAS EN-
| loved on this coast uninterrupted success
of fourteen years, and has become one OF tne
renowned Hospitals of the age. What the ceie-
brated Lock Hospital is to London, and the no
less renowned establishment of Rcord to Paris,
this Institute has become to the Pacific Coast
The thousands annually received and cured place
it in point of number of patients among the
very first of the world, and the success of its
treatment ranks it second TO none
PRIVATE DISEASES IN MALES and IR-
IRREGULARITIES IN FEMALES are the great
destroyers of health. They insIduousiy attack
the system and gradually undermine and destroy
it they drive the bloom from the cheek, the
lustre from the eye, the strength and vigor from
the frame; they give to the world puny and
diseased offspring, and poison, through success
sive generations of the of man. The marks
can be seen in Scrofula, Consumption, Cripples,
the Idiotic, the Paralytic, the Insane, ETC.
There is no more terrible scourge to the human
race than those diseases arising from the con-
tamination of Venerial Poison. The mldest
forms by retreating to the blood, hold ever over
the one afflicted, the sword of destruction that
is liable at any moment to fall and blight-to
utterly destroy-all earthly hopes.
MERCURY, recognized as the most fatal medi-
cal enemy to man, combining with the Venerial,
doubles his dangers. Those who have been
treated with that perncious mineral poison are
not cured; the disease has only assumed a new
form.
Do not be satisfied with Partial Cures,
that leave the poison to crawl through the sys-
TEN, eating its way into the tissues and organs
beneath the apparently smooth surface, to burst
out in the future with virulence that will
battle the effects of medicine. WHEN PERFECT
/ CURES can be obtained by consulting a physi-
clan whom long practice and thorough investi-
CATION into causes of DISEASES of the URlNA-
! RY ORGANS enables to determine at once the
nature of the disease.
In all diseases entrusted to the Doctors care,
! PERFECT, SPEEDY and PERMANENT
] Cures nre AI.yays Guaranteed.
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satisfied with Partial Cures,
Cures are Always Guaranteed,

In Syphilis and its adjuncts GonorrhGa and its
accompanying diseases; all disorders of the
Bladder, Kidneys and PROSTATE; Seminal Weak
ness; Diseases of the Heart and Lungs; Dys-
pepsa Indigestion, Impotency; Insipient Con-
sumption, and all diseases of the urinary organs,
in either SEX cure always warranted, OR NO
PAY REOI-IRED at the PRlNATE
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NO CURE, NO PAY !

aS- Consultation by letter otherwise, FREE For d.
rection of letters, below.
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ABLUTION and REDUCING
BATHS! BATHS!

Bath for half or three for dollar
That's what l purpose to bathe for tomorrow!
Now FL let you all know why it is | do
lis for your health which points you to wealth,
And would all men from premature grave
BY ablution and reducingi
4 Bath for a half, three for dollar
That's what ] purpose to bathe for tomorrow!
1t is healthful they say to bathe every day,
Aud occasionally will help you amazingly
Bathing is cheap, aud is good for the weak,
And for the strong they'll find nothing wrong
So a Bath for a half. three for dollar
That's what purpose to hathe for tomorrow!
Now forget not to call, invite one and all.
For ablutiJn is saving-it's nothing but bathing,
Which preserves health-far better than wealth.
So try a Bath for half. three for a dollar
That's what purpose to hathe for tomorrow!
! know that you'll find it t. he strictly true
That bathing is hcalthtul. cleansing-chear TOO
It's a Bath for half and three for 81 90
I hope you'll call and try tomorrow
F5J-THATS WHAT'S TIE MATTER!
RICH'D STOKES.
Be sure and call at MAGNOLIA Building, Main street,
Weaveryille. @''ti'