The Burlington weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington [Iowa]) 1860-1876, 1865-02-18

fetish man, or high priest, who picked up
each victims head ard showed it to the
people, whilst they uttered ferocious yells.
when all was over, the pepnlace fell upon
the bodies Of the unfortunate victims,
which they cut inlo pieces. ana then ara aaaf
ponp and caused the twelve heads TO be
fixed on the walls Of his palace. These
monstrous scenes occur three or tour times
a year.
Mr.. Massey PROPOSES THE EMIaRA7IoN
OF THE DENoCRAcY.-1 reed in the Scrip
turs. "a book alluz perpose whenever /
am bad SICK sunthen about ten tribes Nv
!2erel that wu1 lost. a ice struck me-. /
see way wioh The present unholy, devas-
tat:n war kin be stopped, and after givin
me matter doc consideration Ina COMMUNIST
Nv It's feezibili,y. Il Is
EMIGRASHEN.
The Suthern branch Nv the Democratic
partv ought 2 be COMMUNIST, by this time,
that they amt match for Ablishnists u
.tigh;in. Jest ez the Northern wing hea dis
skiyered that it aint no match for EN- vo-
tin. The fact is the entire plan nv repair
in the old temple Nv Dimocrisy with
secession morter hez very much the APP
pearance Nv faleyoor. My father "a Moo
Gersev Dimocrat) wunst spilled lamp lie
on a moo kote. He asst a nabor, VINO wuz
reckless, wat wood take it ont, and he told
him sulphuric acid. The old man got
some, and poured it on. The mex: day he
went over to his adviser in great wrath,
with the remnantsuv the kote.
"John," sed the old gentleman, didn't
YOU tell me that this ere acid wood eradi-
cate greese from my kote?'
s.Certainly; didn't it?n
"John, why didn't you likewise tell
me that it wood also eradicate the kote ?"
Alas the remedy. Dimccrisy swallered
TO cure the cramp collie it got in 1860
gnawin its BOWLS: i is curin its ILL., ez
strychnin duz hyder phoby in q dorg.
resoon. Ny ice il Mexico. Let a
peece be made, the term NV which air that
lest such nv the people Nv the old Yooni-
It'd States ea hev maid up their indivdjle
minds that they can't live under Aciishn
tyranny, shall hav the privilege NV leav-
in with all their goods and chattels. Then
we'll 60 10 Mexico, upset that offshoot
Nv European monerky, Maxemilyen, and
set up pure Dimocrisy, with Excl Rites
and Slavery ez the corner stuns. Some
may object on the ground that Maxemil-
ven is bY this time too betty to be nistd.
Here is the forse We kin kalkilait on
Northern DEMOCRATS in kanady III
conscience Nv the drafts, 200, 000
Northern DEMOCRATS at home who
spectid offs under Mcclellan, l,36o, DOC
Suthern army say 10000
Grand totle, 1,75o,ool
Good Maxemilyen stand afore SIGH u ar
ray ez that? Not emmy.
But seq wun, Nv wat ycose wood them
pece dimocrats and draft skedaddlers be to
q military expedishen-tha won't site. My
friend JEFF son D., knows his bis,.is. LIE,
him whisper ln2 Their GERS that each and
every wun NV EN- that survives shell hav
Post Otis, and they'd wadein blood knee
deep. 0 it would be cheerin site to see
them chargin up the sleeps nv Shepu.te-
pee, with the inspirin cry, Post Otis ~
Every wun Nv EN- wood be hero.
There we'd set Up Diinocrisy agin. The
country Nv course we'd divide North and
South, Free and Slave, for q Northern
Dimocrat wood feel Uneasy in his mird, el
he hadn't a South to serv. We'd hold
Nashnel Convenshuns in the halls OF the
Montezoomers, and oh woodruff besooth.
in agin heer looms and Ret, and them
high minded fellows q bullyragg Nv US
Methinks.
Ez every wun CIV as wood be oftis-hold.
ers where wood we git contitocencei
country wood serve admirably. But they
coodent understand your speaker. Tr0o
but then Mexicans wood scot us all the
better for not understandin English
Whenever Dimocrar got sense enuff in
him to comprehend our talk he alluz left
the party. Give me the voter who take:
his faith on trust-its your inqairin minds
that hez played the devil with Us.
shall immeji.ly perpose the matter t.
President Davis.
PETROLEUM v. Nasty,
| Lait Pastor Nv the church Nv the No Dis.