Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1865-02-09

So. And Jeff was sorely troubled, and
his wives and his concubines wept, and
Jeff called his astrologers and sooth-say-
ers, and said unto them,
60. Call our father Beelzebub, that he
may deliver us out of the hands Of Abra-
ham, that we perish not and they called
upon their father, and he. answered and
said, Here am L
81. Then they said unto Beelzebub,
JEFF, thy High Priest, calleth for thee,
being sorely oppressed by Abraham.
81. Then Beelzebub, king of Tartarus
called for his bat wings, and screwed on
his long tail, and Judas, and Arnold, and
Burr, put on his long horns, and the De-
vii took his flight from hell to the land
of Dixie,
/ 63. And answered and said unto Jeff,
his wives and his concubines, Servants
Of my kingdom, ye are beloved above thy
fellows,
81. Because you have kept the people
Of the South in ignorance, and taught thy
children to sell their daughters for con-
cubinage, and their sons for field hands !;
65. Moreover, because ye discarded
the American Eagle, emblem Of Liberty,
and did adopt the rattlesnake as the en-
sign of nationality, the companion Of the
copper head
Sc The beloved form of the serpent
that assumed when I entered the garden
of Eden and deceived mother Eve, and
brought sin and death into the world,
and peopled my kingdom therefore ye
are beloved above all my servants.
81. And I will call upon my vicege-
rent, Vallandi CHAM, the leader Of copper
heads, the companion of rattlesnakes;
IS. And to put into his heart to croak
Peace, peace, when there is no peace.
Moreover, I will call the copperheads in
convention in Springfield, in the plains
of Illinois, and make them resolve that a
further offensive prosecution Of the war
is unconstitutional, subversive Of the
government, and tends to disunion and
even anarchy.
SO. And will cause the copperheads
the companions of rattlesnakes, to hiss
and shout with loud voice, Hurrah for
Vallandigham
70. Moreover, mine own servant Jeff,
in whom my heart delighteth, [ will call
the copperheads in national convention
at Chicago, and make them resolve that
the experiment of four years war against
thee and my people is failure, and that
they are for an immediate cessation OF
hostilities and for my servant Pendle-
ton.
] II. And I will seduce George B. sur
named Mcclellan the warrior, to accept
the nomination Of thy people at Chicago.
70. Furthermore, [ will send the witch
of Endor to my kingdom, and call my
chief rulers Judas Iscariot, Aaron Burr,
and Benedict Arnold, bone of thy bone
and flesh Of thy flesh,
73. And raise an exceeding great army
in the north, and we will fight Abraham
in the rear, and [, Beelzebub, king OF
Tartarus, will command the army Of the
North, and thou, my servant, shall COM
mand the army of the South,
a. And l will give the land of Dixie
for thy possession forever, for land Of
bondage; moreover, will make thee ru-
Ter Of half M kingdom, Hell, and we will
deceive the people.
! IS. And Jeff took courage and re.
|joiced.
] 76 And Vallandigham ceased not,
night and day, crying with loud voice
Peace peace Brothers of the North,
compromise with your southern brothers;
and he deceived the people.
| II. And when these unclean spirits
come out of the mouth of the dragon
and out of the mouth Of the beast, and
out of the false prophet,
/ IS They assumed unto themselves
forms like men and Judas assumed the
form of the State Register, the Day Book
and the Chicago Times. And Burr took
the form of Pendleton, and Ben edict Ar
mold that Of Fernando Wood.
! 79. And the unclean spirits kissed
:, Abraham and said, Father Abraham, we
are loyal and for the Union and they
deceived the Puritans and raised an ex-
ceeding army of copperheads at the
North,
so. And the copperheads did fight the
army Of the Lord in the rear, and JEFF
did fight them in the front,
81. And sorely oppressed the army Of
Abraham until there were slain of the
Union army two hundred and forty and
six thousand.
50. And Abraham was troubled, and
covered himself with ashes and prayed
to God.
SO. And the Lord answered Abraham
and said, Fear not, Abraham, for thou
aft Honest Old Abe.
81. And | will call my servants. the
Johns, (tbe wheel horses of Democracy, },
, John Dougherty, John A. Logan, Johr
A. McClernand, and one Bob Ingersoll
and Isham n. Hayrie and Stephen S
| Hicks, to undeceive the people.
i s.. And the Johns, ministers of God