The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1865-12-09
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An army tsansier provoked at a refractory mule,
Called him =" an Cii breyet hoss-"
WrrL1Nos-As ye sew, 20 shall ye rip.
Many an unfortunate yoaug-ter fuj- the - Hill
Of Science" OsergrJwU with birch.
Samson must have been u funny dog. When
brought VI mak" sport tor the PLilistines he
fairly - brought down the house
=. One swallow dOes not make summer" Ger
tairIy not; t5T IL takes least tao 10 make n
song OF the state prison convict - Oakum, come
away
..SiTus fail Ia a dry time az the old topper re-
markell hen lac got LeeIy alter signing the pledge
A dogs might be the me1uS OF preventing
many attacks upon sheep
A lecturer was diIaiiug upon the powers Of the
uague: delyiug anything surprising its power. y
helrer iemurrcd. aud instanced yoang lady. who
used attract him thirteen miles every sunday
\ puuctuaI is very rarely poor man, and
never man Of doubtful credit. His small accounts
are frequently settled and ne never meets with diff
cu;y in raising money 10 pay large demands
Small debts neglected ruin credit; aud when man
has lost that. he will hnd himself at the bottom OF
hill he cannot ascend.
THE ALFHABET-The following contains all
the letters Of the alphabet. and may be used as an
exercise Tor young children in tracing the letters
God gives ihs grazns OK hs meat, AZ
But u.aa Who taste. his finest wheat,
Should joy nt his praises high"
\ talented African Of the booth black persuasion.
while dancing like ST. VItus over customers boots
other day, Observed his partner pOrIug wisely
over = newspaper, wheTeuPon the following colloquy
en-uei First member Of the firm Julius, what
de debbil you lookiu' at de paper for? You can't
read Second member Go way, ieIlah; guess
can read. I'se big enough for dat First member
Dat amt muffin. \ cows big enough 10 catch
mice. but she can't do it
NoDEEx RrFIxEsExT.-'' In carving partridge
says sydney Smith. = splashed Hiss Markham with
gravy from heal to foot; and though saw three
distinct ri!Is Of the brown liquid trIckng down her
cheek she had the comp aisance to declare that not
drop had reached her - Such circumstances are
the - triunphs OF Civilized life
Josh Billings in the Troy -Nsics, gives us weekly
scfntiIations Of the ripest wisdom. The last is i'll
the form of advice 10 a young lady as TO how she
shall receive n proposal. '' You ought TO take IL
kinder looking down hill, with al exPreshun about
half ticked and half scarf After the pop II over,
II yure yer wants tew kiss you, don't think
would say YES or no. but let the thing kind ov take
Its course
CRUEL SUGGEsTIOS.-Lord Stanley came plainly
dressed request private audience OF hing James
J., but refused admIttance IN the Royal closet by
% spruceIv- dressed countryman Of the King. James
hearing the alteration between the two, came out
aud inquired the cause My liege, said Lord Stan
Icy, this gay countryman Cf yours has refused me
aimittancs 70 your presence Cousin said the
King, :. how shall punish him; Shall send him
20 the Tower 80 - % no, my liege." replied Lord
Stanley, infct seyerer punishment-send him
back ~ ScotIaud-''
GIxGER's De Bo1E.-That the negro can some
times shy a shrewd thing Is unquestonable. have
been told Of intelligent c7ntrabaLd, who. escaP-
ing fro Dixie into the laEd OF Abraham was pressed
- white patriot to enter the military service OF
the North, but manifested an unaccountaole- re-
luctance 20 shoulder muske;- Why don't you
enlist Ginger - Wal. mas'r,' replied the con-
trabaud, ''dd yever see two dogs hghun for a
bones' Certainly, Ginger" Wal, did yever
see de bone fght - Not - '' Wal, masr, you Sc
both u Gzbtfn', and Gipger's de bone, an he's
9siu@ 70 6ght IN this hysr dfieuurrg - -Saia's
D.Iry n Auesira.