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The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
SEVEN-THIRTY LOAN,
U. 8. $50 Six per cent.
Gold Bearing Bonds.

These bonds are now worth premium Of nine
per cent. including gold interest from Nov. which
makes the actual profit on the 100 loan' at cur
'el' rates. nciudins interest abous ten per cent
per anhum' oesiues lis exemption from STATE ana
"'"n'e'p0l td1H''on' "h'eh ADDS tram 0ns to three
'e' according 70 'he rate ie'ieo On o'her
pr'Pere' Inc h'ercs' IL payable semi annually
os coupons al'ac"ed g each note when may be
cu' OK ana soId 10 any bank or o'nker.
me interest amocnts 20
ohe ceh'pe day Oh sao note
Two cents per daF en- Sio' no'c
Zen cents per Jay on S'oo note
~ cents per DAY on Sluoo not"
81 per Cay on Soooj note
Notes o. all denominations named will be
promptly iufhishea Upon reeeift oil SUBSCRIPTIONS
Ihis IS
TEL oNhf LOAN IN MARKET
no" offered oY Government and 1t Is confidently
/ 49,
II '"e
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
The Empire Sewing MnChinc II
Exempt from all these
0H:c<t3Ons

!; has a straight reedle, perpendicular sst!op =.
makes the LOCK STITCH. which will usithss
PIP ior rare, and is alike both sides: uerforrs
perfect sewing on every description OF ma,~ri,..
ircal Leathsr 10 tie finest N.nsool Musli, :.
with cotton, linen ak thread, from the es.r,
est to the finest number.
fAvin: neither Can nor Cog wheel, .sd ths
least possible friction. 4 sn Goth as salss
and il
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13

Among the last words, in the Senate, OF
John p. Hale, lately appointed Minister
to Spain, were the following, upon the
subject of arbitrary arrests:
If trial by jury is ovcrthrown in this
country, take the rest! | would not lif,
my hand nor open my mouth, nor counsel
constituents to shed drop of blood, OF
pay dollar of treasure, if the Constitu-
ton is to be preserved enasculated Of
this safeguard ofliberty. In these times
when so much is demanded, and so much
is at stake, with generous confidence /
would give to the administration almost
everything that they want. | would con-
sent, and have consented, that the ha-
beas corpus may be suspended, aud that
extraordinary tribunals may be erected
and instituted for the trial Of everybody
that voluntarily comes forward and con-
meets himself with the public service
But, sir, if you are going TO throw drag
net over the land; if you are goiug to
bring in this whole people and subject
them TO the penalties that may be infic-
ted by military tribunals and these courts
martial, then the last step in the humila
ton and degradation Of the country is ia
ken, and We shall be left fl instruments
for any despotism that the bold and law
less may see proper to establish over US
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13

with its sanity proprietor. but We confess
We don't see much advantage the editor
has over the Colonel
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
MerChan table Produce,
Monty WILL NOT BE REFUSED

Invite my old customers to call and eXomine
mystock and prices, and f they suit they will be
sure and buy. have noblowing to do to Undue
you to purchase of me Honorable straightfor-
ward dealing and aliving proftand no humbug
IS my motto.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13

Those knowingth cmselvesin arrearsars mott
fed thattheir dues very much needed, and |
hopethey viii redeem theirpromi.esto pay up.
.BROWNLEE.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
Stavc Bolts.
HE'DING &HOOPPIES,

We will paw the following prices from this date
until January LIST, 1868, for Stave Bo,;s Heading
and Hoop Poles on delivery at ourStave Factory
at Plymouth
hite Oak Staye Bolts, $3.50 pr. cord
Red ' Heading 500
White Oak Rived Heading ~
1900 per tnousaaA
Green 1890 :.
Hickory Hoop Poles $3.50 "
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
i, S. 7--3O LOAN,

By authority of the Secretary 0 / the Treasury
the undersigned has assumed the General Sub
scription Agency for the sale Of United States
Treasury Notes, bearing seven and three tenths
per cent interest, per annum, known az the
SEvEN-THlRTY LOAN.
These Notes are issued under date of June Is.
1865, and are payable three years from that tine
in currency, or are convertible at the option @!
the holder Into
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
I-SO AT

lnsood, Bourbon and Etna Green. We will pay
s., 40 per cord for Red and WI Oak Stave bolts
and 81 % per cord for Red OAK, Ash, Elm ard
Maple Heading bolts and SD 90 perthoussnd Tor
Hickory Hoop Poles. delivered on the side tracks
convenient for loading On cars. the above to re-
Of good quality aud to be piled and insp. ctr jb- Us
(-ior7t! HCRLpuTERH'- CO.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
AG ENTS.
.Gnnrrn GnodMi

BOSTON-George c. Goodwin 4 Co.
NEW YORK-remas Barnes &Co.
BALTIMORE-S.S $. Hancc.
PITTSBURG-Dr. George H. KeysSr.
ClNCINNA TI-F. r.. Sure & Co.
CHICAGO-Lord & Smith, AndH. Scovu
Also. cold bv al Druggists and Dealers
&c -
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13

We give below the correspondence in
full between Gems. Grant and Lee, rela-
tive to the surrender Of Gen. Lee and his
army:
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1865-04-13
Family Groceries
HATS AND CAPS

ranging in price from e5 cents toss. Is cases
OF Boys Boots selling from 81, so to 50, Msas
, heavy Boots from So to SIS. Mems winter sbo.e
$40. Chldrens and Misses shoes from IS esnu
TO 81 50.
We shall be making constant additions to OR
STOCK. and by buying often can give our custom
ers goods much lower than those who have DO,
iA'Ss stocks before the decline in prices.
Don't buy 4 dollars worth until YOU have ,l.;,
ed the Low Price Store Oh the corner ,orts ~
the Edwards House.
": H. Rice re:nrn. many thank,to the pees,r
OF Marshall county for their former PATRONAGE
and solcit. a continuance sf their fsvors 70 DE
new firm.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21
O T I C E

GoTLEIB APPICH, having thoroughly. re-
fitted his establishment, is now prepared TO fur
nish his customers and the public with every
description Of FRENCH and AMERICAN
Ice Cream, Preserves,
Cordials Fruits, Toys, SC, SC. -.
Particular attention given t.. a.. getting up
of Bride and other Cakes, which Will be fur
nished from the plainest to the most recherche
style at reasonable prices, r,.1 .~..<.r,
A saloon expressly. for ladies is attached to
the establishment, where meals, oysters, &C.,
can be had at all hours. nov l6-lm
NOTICE; The copartner heretofore e X;
~ listing between Geo. B. White and John
NJ Coughlin, is this day dissolved by mutual
consent. The business will hereafter be con-
Quoted by Geo. E. White, who Will collect al
claims due to tha late firm, and pay all de-
= : ~~~TS1,~e GEO. E. WHITE, ...l
! ~. JOHN N. COUGHLIN.
Alexandria, November Is, 1865: ,
The undersigned has disposed Of his Interest
in the concern of Geo: E. White Il Co., and
will for the present be found at the old stand
.I,71"s l95l1 t3TAI: JOHN IL. COUGHLIN, -
no 16-2W -. SO and 9l,s Cameron street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

AIDES SCHOOL. FAIRFAX c. g., Va
4 MRS. H. II BAKER.

r AIDES SCHOOL. FAIRFAX G. 81, Va,
IL MRS. H. Il. BAKER. 5szzss. 4.
This school will be reopened on the second
Z The Boarding and Home Department will be
entirely under the charge OF MI. and Mrs. Har
bort G.. Fairfax.
Board including vaahing, Fuel and
Lights, per quarter. 10 weeks. .......S 90
Tuition IN English and Frnnch, each..... 500
Oao Va NV
fEHE PAYABLE LIZ ADVANCE.
Sessions will be given in Embroderies and
Fancy Work if desired. A. p
Boarders will furnish their own sheets, pillow
cases towels and table napkins, and have all
clothing marked in full H., no 14-2awtnoSO
THE GREAT BooE. OF THE DAYaajuSt
published and for sale at FRENCH'S Book
and Stationery Store, No 1O4 King st. ~
one volume by Chas. Dickens-Price, paper
covers, 81; dne edition. bound in cloth, So. SO.
Belle Boyd, in c>mp and pri,on, written by
herself vol. y mo- 81. !!
Janet s.rong " Virginia A. Townsend, l
vol, Emo, cloth, $1.75. .
Macaris, by the author of Beulah, l vol, y
no. cloth, s.. [nol3-lw] GEO K. FRENCH.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21
was also robbed last night.

II. Our. young friend, VIM ..:4lW. Jordan, who,
for the last two or three years has resided with
G. A. Ware, esq.,, Mayor Of the city, has ar
rived in Havre, France. He sailed from Bal
timoreSin the ship John Clark, on the third of
October. Es 42MIGT 8 0#
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21
nov 7-eotd
TRUSTEES SALE LUABLE REAL
\ PROPERTY IN THE CITY OF ALEX

Pf5PERTY n II E cff7 81 AIEX
ANDRIA. In pursuance Of a deed Of trust
from Chas. S. Moore and wife to l. Louis Kin
ger, now deceased and forwhom the undersign-
ed has been substituted as trustee, which said
deed is dated on the 9th day Of January, 1853
and is Of record in the Clerks Office Of the
for sale by auction, in front of the Mayors
Office, in this city, on SATU RDAY, the 25th
day Of the present month, (November, 1862 at
y o'clock M, the DWELLING HOUSE ms
and LOT, now occupied by said Moore, sit M$aI
uated on Washington, between Gibbon and
Franklin sts., in said city of Alexandria.
Selling as trustee shall convey only such
title as is vested il me, which is believed to be
unquestionable, G
Terms made known at sale.
.~.~.@ -. GEORGE H. MARKELL,
3. nov l1-eOtd Trustee.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

PoLns RzpoRr MAJORS OFf1ok Hen
y Gaskin, negro, arrested IS suspicaaus
character, vas fined $3.50 and discharged.
Margaret Hamilton aud Jane Bell. tvo ne
crosses, for being drunk and disorderly, wore
fined and discharged ~,
Joseph Moore. for abusing the polioe off.
GERS, was fined and dismissed. 2
s. COURT Charles Hepburn,
and Robert Elliott, forfghting in the streets,
were held in the sum Of 500 to keep the
peace for six; months; and in default OF pay
ment, Hepburn was committed to jail. :. =
Daniel Washington, negro, for stealing q
watch from negro doctor, named Jones, was
committed to jail. ~. -. =
6 The case Of Snyder against Cunningham,
was dismissed upon the defendants paying
costs. d sj-3a 81 asi is
4y4. Fv..st 2. y - - ~ I g..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21
Auction sales.

nURNITURR1 AND REJECTS oFt"CAA-
II ERON HOUSE, AT AUCTION.--On
MONDAY, the 9th DAY OF NOVEMBER,
1865, commencing at 10 o'clock,>I will sell at
No. So Cameron street, the entire HOUSEHOLD
EFFRCTS Of the Hotel and Boarding House,
Sofas, Chairs, Bureaus, Washstands, Bedstead,
Feather Beds, ~Rolsters and Pillows, Hair and
Shuck Mattresses, Bed ding, Carpets, Oil Cloth,
Mating, Tables, Crockery and Glass Ware,
Cook and other Stoves the contents Of the Bar,
and Bar Fixtures, &C., &C., t1- !. 4f.j
: Also, at the same time, will be sold the un-
expired term Of the Lease of the House. $50
! = r,Tf.-..a 1aa S. N. GARWOOD,
no,l7-td a ~. Receiver.
)VALUABLER REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
y LLANGOLLEN the residence Of Cuth-
bert Powell, dec d., is offered at Private Sale
until the Sth DAY. OF JANUARY, 1856,
(Court-day} when if unsold, it will be exposed
in front Of the Court House, in Leesburg, Lou
doun county, Va, at IL o'clock m. This we'll
known and desirable tract of land, containing
1861 ACRES, is situated on the eastern slope Of
the Blue Ridge, in said county, miles north Of
Ashbys GaP and miles soqth ,3 Of Snick s
HOUSE, upon it, overlooking the village .E#aE
of Upperville, and commanding one Of the
finest prospects in one Of the most agreeable
neighb orhoods in tn State. .T -.
It has on it all the necessary outbuildings,
and every variety of well selected Summer and
Winter Fruit; it is well watered, with album
dance Of TIMDER, and under good stone
fencing.
The soil is of the best quality well in in blue
grass and in splendid condition ior farming or
grazing.
Only $1,000 will be required in cash the pay
gment Of the remainder can be arranged to suit
the purchaser. t.fss.u .,.....fr.
z For more particular information apply to the
undersigned. .,. HENRY HEATON,
Attorney at Lsw, Leesburg, Va, Agent
- ~ for VIM. A. Stewart Trustee for
nov 9-3taWts .,,..., Mrs. NJ Y. Maddox
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

{. g MORE RoBBER1Es. The gun shop of Mr..
Kinney Griffith: on King street, was entered
astcnight through the alley window and rob.
bed of guns and pistols TO- the value 9 Ct about
FIVE or six hundred dollars. liz
e Major W n. siillvey' office, on King street..
was also robbed last nig ht. s5nt
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21
IMPROVE YOUR EYEsIGHTl al#"
DOCTOR WHITES EYE-WATEk =

mics s. vet known, and has proved to be the
greatest blessing 20 thousands of sufferers, in
Europe for over % years: Itcannot he toohighly
recon mended to All men Of. business, especial
II to bank and other officers. bookkoepers,
clerks, artizans, and all such is are obliged to
work muchsby artificial light. or fire. artists,
and to Ladies much ~ gagged in reading, or tine
needlework. z It will not only strengthen and
improve weak eyes but speedily cure al infam-
nation, cold, or @la1neneSs Of the eyelids, but
also, remove the beginning cataract and its use
will pcsitively insure against blindness
Price IS cents a bottle .fI, <.,..t,.
Imported and for sale By .a...;-
JULIUS D1ENELT, Dentist,
Z %GEI No.. AS Prince street
OAK z4tE For sale BY r,ost Druggists
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

G It will be seenbg the advertisement of Messrs
Knox & Smith, that they have made arrange
ments by. which IA farmers il the adjacent States
can be supplied with German laborers, by Civ
ing them ten days notice. We have already
noticed heintroau Of number Of German
laborers on the Marmion estate in King George
County, Va. W. s. ~. s.aj
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21
1usitiion from Gov. Peirpont.

An inquest was held this morning, early, by
Justice Colon, acting tcoroner , on the BODY OF
~aInegro man found deaain tne street, near the
corner, Of Princess and Patrick streets, IN
investigation il was ascertained that the man
had imbibed q quantity Of bad Whiskey-
what spasSesfor whiskey-- and had laid out all
night exposed to the weather, from the com
bined effects. OF which lie died. A verdict was
rendered accordingly. ~ I'LL -
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

On Sunday evening woman residing In the
Upper part Of the city, was kicked by .hu'e
on the head, fracturing her skull and causing
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

BY WITlIER & WASHINGTON, AUcTIoNEERs.
EERRY TAVERN FOR SALE. In pur-
4 suance Of deed Of trust to the under
signed from F. s. Blackjack and wife and Thos
Marshall and wife, dated Sept. 5, 1860 and duly
recorded we will offer for sale, by auction, at
Il o. clock m, on Tuesday, the DIST day Of the
in Alexandria, tie property well-l1nown for
nearly half q century as the FERRY 11#=1
TAVERN, and RECENTLY as the Union +GE #al
Hotel, situated on the east side of Union street
and north side Of Ferry Alley, and between
King and Cameron streets The lot fronts on
Union street G5 feet inches, and 50 feet on the
alley. There is alargc frame house. with brick
back buildings on the lot. -.. -
=; Terms Of sale. One fourth cash, the residue
at 6, y, Is and "a months from the day Of sale,
with interest till paid. The title to be retained
until the terms Of sale have been complied with,
and the property to be liable to resale, at the
risk and expense Of the defaulting purchaser
for failure to comply with the terms in any
respect a- Z. ": AIILEo,
l.....:..... T. JOHNSTON,
nov E-oct3 -'' -...- e.. ---TruStoos
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

"a The Richmond Republic says that the re-
cent cent Railroad imbrogioin Alexandria, is the
most extraordinary and sensational which has
vet occurred in the state" j, YaH Srs
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

dpht occurred on Sunday night between
two negro boys, when one Of them. stabbed the
orher in the abdomen, inficting dangerous
wound.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21


Lieut. s. B. Smith, Assistant Superi9-
tendent Of Freedmen for Fairfax county, Va,
has furnished the Freedmen's aBurean with a
summary Of the census returns Of the colored
people of that county, taken On the 18th inst !,
which shows tina. .atthe presepF time there are
in that county $50 males and $3.50 females.
Inthe same county. i lst IF J anuary: 1862,
there we're 2, l67 slaves and and 474tree blacks.
!. :, In Georgetown, yesterday, Daniel Richard
son, alias John Lewis, arrested on the. 10th
instant, by officer Martin, on suspiciorof horse
stealing, had hearing before Justice Buckley.
The horse was identified as the property OF
Addison " allen, of Fairfax county Va, and
the prisoner was committed to jail to await a
requsition from Gov .Peirpont, j..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

A heavy rain tell last night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

GEN w. H. PAYNE, Of Fauquier. has been
in our city fora day or two, on business, We
are pleased to see him looking. so&We'l' having,
entirely recovered from his severe wounds
received during the war. p
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

!. One of The walls of the, brick building,
north Fairfax street, destroyed by the late fire,
fell last night, and the other walls will pro6aa-
bly be pulled down. -IaA e &1o1 ISL
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

HENRY SHoWALTER, a government Waten
man, on duty near the Canal basin, started t
tow town Yesterday about the middle OF the DAY
=to-haye his boots mended, and has not beer ''a
hard from since & 80 li<--
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1865-11-21

The Ferry Tavern, frame building) on
Union Street. near the Ferry Slip, was sold
this morning, at auction, by Wilmer q Wash
ingtop, auctioneers, for $1,000, to Mr. =. /.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-12-06
AYERS a.
Compound Extract Of SarsaparilIa,

the most effectual remedy which the medical
skin of our times can devise for this every
where prevailing and fatal malady. 1t 10 COM
bned from the most active remedials that have
been discovered for the expurgation Of this foul
disorder from the blood, and the rescue Of the
system from its destructive consequences.
Hence it should be employed for the cure OF
not only Scrofula. but also those other ahec-
tons which arise from it, such as ERurTIvR
and SKIN DISEASES, ST.. ANrHoNY's FrRs,
RosR, or ERYsIpELAs, PIMrLEs. PusruLEs,
BLorcHEs. BLAINs and BoILs, TUMoRs, TRrrRA
and SALT RHEuM, ScALD HEAD, RINGwoHx,
RHEUMATISM, SypHIILTIc and MERcuRIAL Dis
EASES, DRopsY, DYSPEPSIA, DEBILITY, and,
indeed, ALL COMPLAINTS ARISING PROM VIrIA-
TED OR IMPURE BLOOD. The popular belief
in in,p,u'ity ofthe blood" is founded in truth.
for scrofula is degeneration of the blood. The
particular purpose and virtue of this Sarsapa-
rilla is to purify and regenerate this vital fluid.
without which sound health is impossible In
contaminated constitutions.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-12-06

! Hs who resolves to amend has God on his
side.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-12-06
Scrofula, Or Kings Evil.

is a constitutional disease, corruption Of the
blood, by which this fluid becomes viii. ed.
weak, and poor. Being in the circulation, It
pervades the whole body, and may burst out
in disease on any part of it. No organ is free
from its attacks, nor In there one which it may
not destroy. The scrofulous taint 10 xarioasly
caused by mercurial disease, low living, dis.
ordered or unhealthy food, impure air, filth
and filthy habits, the depressing vices, and,
above all, by the venereal infection. What.
ever be its origin, it is hereditary in the con.
stitution, descending " from parents TO children
unto the third and fourth generation; indeed,
it seems to be the rod of Him who says, "I
will visit the iniquities of the fathers upon
their children"
Its effects commence by deposition from the
blood of corrupt or ulcerous matter, which, in
the lungs, liver, and internal organs, is termed
tubercles; in the glands, swellings; and on
the surface, eruptions or sores. This foul cor
ruption, which genders in the blood, depresses
the energies of life, SO that scrofulous consttu-
tions not only suffer from scrofulous com.
plants, but they have far less power to with
quently vast numbers perish by disorders
which, although not scrofulous in their nature,
are still rendered fatal by this taint in the
system. Most of the consumption which de-
climates the human family has its origin directly
in this scrofulous contamination and many
destructive diseases of the liver, kidneys, brain,
and, indeed of all the organs, arise from or
are aggravated by the same cause.
One quarter of all our people are scrofulous |;
their persons are invaded by this lurking in
fection, and their health is undermined by it..
To cleanse it from the system we must renovate
the blood by an Alternative medicine, and in
vigorate it by healthy food and exercise.
Such medicine we supply in
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-12-06

What is the difference between q mischiev
GUS mouse and beautiful young lady ? On
harms the cheese, and the other charms the
he's.
Why is it that the moment Of popping the
question is SO terrible to oung. fellows, tha,
they frequently cannot ut ter word Be-
cause they love the fair one beyond express
sion. = . s. .2r -EE-A 3
What is the greatest curiosity in the world7
A woman.
When docs 8 man die for love When br
dyes his red whiskers brown. .,-~-
Why is love like ducks foot 7 Becaus-
Ii often lies hidden in the breast.
Why is marriage-certificste like an arti-
Gle that the public could not do without p
Because IFS noose-paper. -s
What fruit does q newly-married couple
most resemble A green pear,
Why il a fine young widow who entrsp-
in Hymen's mesbes the heir ofa prosperous
gentleman like the esrth2 Because she il.
wicked 2 No. Because she is fair, but de-
ceitful No, Because she comes round th.
son (sun).
When is lover like . tailor When h
presses his suit.
Why is the second wife ofa widowcr with
q small family like Roman king Because
she is Numa (new MAJ
Why IS man who beats bis vie like on
exqusitely formed dog : Because he 10 .
Which is the best way Of retaining wo
mans affections By no, returning them.
Why IS young lady just from bosrding
school like building c,ulnittee . Because
che ia ready to receive proposals.
Why on ht woman to prefer brewer
drayman tor n husband Because he'll al
ways sup porter. '~ ~
Why 10 lo7er who conposes q pretty
sonnet to the features Of bis object" like q
soldier Because he knuws how to write
about face. --..# e.. s.
What is that process BY which twenty
women, assembled in one oom can be mad
equally handsome at tbs same moment a.
putting out the light.