Smyrna times., 1865-11-01

adjoining it, There everything that could i,
made so was automatic The doors ooened n
You approached them, and closed after ynr
mad entered; water came Ul5iddcn into th,
basins when the gas was lighted the shutter,
closed; sett-actlng thermometer prevented the
temperature rising or falling above or below
certain liked points, and the air supplied tol
ventilation was both washed to cool and screen
ed to cleanse it from blacks. Even the gate.
/ OF his stable-yard opened Of themselves as he
/ drove through and closed again without Slam.
ming.
! The returns of marriages in England for the
year 1868, just published, show twenty maria.
/ gcs between persons who had been rl,crd in
I treedOmby the Divorce Court Two men aLovq
eighty years OF age married woman under thir-
! " yhve-a girl OF sixteen was married to a man
above seventy a man Of ninety-twO married
a woman OF elghty-Onc. Thirty girls unler
sixteen, and two hundred and twenty eight un-
der seventeen, became wives. Six boys of six
teen were married to women older than them
selves. One hundred and sevcnty-Seven men
and tOrty-twO women about seventy, and three
men above eighty, took unto themselves part
nerS Tor what little Of life remained to them.
a RANK KISs.-A noble lord. who was cx.
trcmely vain and very parsimomous. sold the
produce or his dairy and orchard to the peas
antry, Meeting one day, little girl, the
daughter OF cottager, carrying milk pipkin.
his lordshlp kissed her, and said, NV dear
you can tell your grandchildren that YOU once
received q kiss from the Earl of - > The
glr, looking archy into his lordship's face, ex-
claimed, " But You took the penny I0ir the
milk, though"
ASSISTANCE TO WED--,A society for faei6.
tatlng matrimony and providing for the old
age OF the married has been established at
Wlesbaden, called the Matrimonial Treasury, |
under the presdentship of Herr Christian Kra |
mer The pair must have subscribed during |
the!r cellbacy, and, on giving the requisite Sc
curlty, sufficient sum is told out to the newly |
married to set up in life, with the rroviso that |
q certain amount to refund ard prepare for the |
future Is annually subscribed.
A few days since, as some gentlemen wAro
trout lshlng at ToddingtOn, and having with
hem companion of the fair sex. a tront Of
our al and half pounds weight leaped out Of
he Thames ON to the lap Of the lady, who re.
aimed possession of her prize
have lost my appetite said gigantic
rlsh gentleman, and an emenent performer ON
he trencher, to Mark Supple Il hope" said
supple, no poor man has found it; for it q
you'd ruin him III week v
AMERICANS ABROAD is said there are 1
tty thousand Americans Of fortune. abroad l
t their residence in a foreign country. costs E
ach $1,000, one hundred millions Of dollars
er ,annum are expended by these pleasure and
ealth seekers !.
AWFUL The following startling threat was q
lade use of the other day by an excited pugi- Is
ST. II II twist you round your own neck, and NJ
lm you down your own throat, until there is Ii
othing left of you but the extreme ends of 81
our shirt.coar sticking out of your eyes. - .
lis opponent left.
1t has been said that there are two event. hi
il periods in the life Of a woman: one when So
le wonders whom she will have, and the 9th.
shsn abe wonders who will hare hsr. h,