Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1865-12-02

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lat NV hands sliif'sd. and down !
went. more than tweaty feet, 10 the
bottom of that hole. aud there |
found myself almost hip deep in u
family of fine Young bears. | soon
found that | might is well under
take to climb up the greasiest part
of rainbow, as to get back-the
hole in the tree being so large, aud
its sides so slippery from the rain.
Now this was real genuine, regular
quantory. If SO be | was to shout,
it would have becn doubtful wheth-
err they would hear me ut tho settle
ment; and if they did hear me, the
story would ruin my election for
they were of a quality too cute to
vote for a man that venturcd into a
place that he couldn't get himself out
of. Well, now, while I was calcu-
lating whcthcrit was best to shout
for help, or to wait in the hole until
after the election, ! heaad kind of
grumpIing and growing overhead !;
and looking, l saw the old bear COM
ing down steru foremost upon me.
My mottois always "go ahead," aud
as soon as she had lowered herself
within my reach, got tight grip
of her tail with my left hand, and
with my little buck-hardled penknifo
in the other, commenced spurring
her forward. I'll be shot if ever a
member OF Congress rose quicker in
the world than | did! She took me
out in the shake of lambs tall"
RY- Tn Montana, where Uncle
Sans children have met to build an
empire, those coming from the East
are called "tcnder-teet;" coming
from the West they are called "yon-
der.siders," these being the names
furnished as distinguishing mark
for each other. They are vastly
amused ut each others "lingo,"
Here is a specimen from II tender
foot" who had been out on a pros
pecting tour. IIo says che dug a
tcst-pit, about an ax-handle or an
ax-handle and half deep, and found
pay grit, about half an aX-handle
deep above the the bedstonc. and
thinks there is incline enough to
run water troughs." A California
saddle, full rugged, beats "temder-
foot" Tapederos he calls "toc-
tenders;" machiers, "saddle-scab-
bard" canteenas, "handy.bags." An
inquisitive old lady inquired of a
dealer "what kind of sile growed the
wheat to make sclf.rising -four"
Dealer, who was a "yondor.sider,
answered her, "0n alkali sILE.
FIRST FAMILIES OF 3REEcE.-A
suit has been commenced in Athens
by Demosthenes ofthe Pir@us, which
contains a claim that some hundreds
ofyears ago was mooted in an Athens
Court Of Justice, aud has never yet
been set at rest-namcly, the right
Of the family to be considered the
direct descendants Of Demostlenes.
There are in Greece aud Asia Minor
and all over the world wherever
Greeks reside. hundred Of persons
Of the name Of Demosthenes, who
may all claim the szme pedigree.
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