The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1865-02-02

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Al way. am reduced to n skeleton.
61y eyes are sunk 50 far into my head
! that | can louk down my wirdpipe, clean
through my enliic interior. II th,rl was
hold 10 the top Of my head I'd make a
first clsss telcscppc, (l'rc got tho alasArs
In M now) My chn Is 30 sharpthnt Il
shoycs Itself. ! Sm going on picket duty
to night. Picket Iuiy Ia awful hard
work. Almost every nigh, picket gun
20 y oil, aud when W. 90 to look lor him
We find he's gone uif too. Ever your
dear husband, BucnoRy llASpLE.
4. S.-lf you old lalh1r has drank up
ali the tinglrluJt juice | let at home,
! l'il cram the dcmJhhn down his throat
aud cork up hs sarG1rhugus wi;ha boot
hccl. That's 50 N ,rriar.
Gov, Brough hls has appointed Mcssrf.
X. G.. Corwin, ol Dayton, Isaac 5. Gard.
ncr, ol BcilcGontniir, aud x. w. Shaw
hup, d rectors on The part uf tbc state,
IN the Sindusky, Dayton g. Cincinnali
RSllrund.
CTAs people usually spri.klc the
noors bc;O', they sweep them, 4nys an
old bachelor, sO suua ladies sprinkle
their husbands with tucr5 IN order that
they may sweep :hc cash from their
pockets.
Mi1rgNs ENouuII.-"l am troubled
with cold feet aud hands" Il should
suppose sir, that gentleman who has
had 50 many miiiens given him by the
ladies', might keep his hands warm"
0yStrphen A. Dogns was reported
to have died ina lived. We are glad To
learn from the Ghic,go Journal that such
was not the case. Ga MOnd,y the cx.
cculdr presented receipts 10 the County
Court, showing that he had paid over
$1,000 To Ma. Djuglr', and over 81 900
10 the two children, after liquidlting all
dcmards against tho estate.
Q-~A lawyer, somewhat disgu'tcd at
. 'cing couple of ltishmcn looking at u
SIX. windowcd building which he occupi.
ed, lifted up tha window, PIT liis head
out, and addressed them thus:
"Whst do YOU stlhi there Tor, likn q
pair OF bl1ckheadA, gas ny At my Office.
d. you take It for ehurchl'
FAX" answered one oftIcm, 81 was
thinkn' 50, Till the divll pokcd his head
out the Windy
Oc5-In one Of the courts OF Hartford, a
woman vas leslilyipg in behalf OF her
son, and sworc that he had worked on u
farm ever since he WAS born.
The lawyer, who cross.cXamlned her
said:
"Iuu assert that your son has worked
on farm ever since he was h0rnp .s
81 do"
"Whal did h do the first year''
"llc milked,' she replied.
The whole court laughed heartily, and
no moro questions were asked. ,
Oe-Why is the devil gcntcman'-
Because the imp OF darkness could not
BE- imp.o.lic.
0rTWhat Is the sun by ,rrlel a tan.
ncr.
0Ny-Why il ,ha fr.t chicken lkc a
fpre wUst' because u Is Just heS9rs tho
malu hatch, iai .la1l ,R3lf
OSFlfyou meet lady whn instt at all
shy, you hal better bo u little shy yolr'
self.
OSy-Whcn S,mpklu's wife kicked hin,
cut Of bed, sayy he, "Seo here now -
You'd better uot'do that ogaih; ii you do
il viii cause cooIuess!'
or II is said tha, sweet potato put
in a hyacinlh vase filled with water aud
pla etd m the.sun, will seud sent shoots
and produce very graceful vlHo for a
a window. The jar must be kept con
slantly full as the potato absurbs great
deal Of water.
Qcy "Ale you fond Of lIogg's talesr'
We vrn urcd to'ask ofa gentle The
othcr tyehing. Atsaraa tE
"Yts,l Ike sem roasted, with sllt on
thom,' was the response. "No; but
mean, have ylu read uogg's talesw
"NN, indced,'' said hr, sour hogs aro
all whit or black. don't think there
Is r,d one among them"
H 65A good looking Congressman
pushed past the soldier who was guardu,
the entrance to tho ladies' car at Wash
lnglon the other day, when the blu
coat stopped him, saying; "Lhdies' ca
sic. Ya,r cannpl 60 in there" "Bul,'
says our friend, "t am a member OF Con
! grsss," "Cunt help that, sir, Ii le
you in therr, they will put me in IN,
: guard.houie; and that Is id sigh
: worse than going TO Congress
9eFA soldier WAS sentenced for desert
|, ing to have his ears cut Of Acw un
! dergoing tho brutal ordeal, he wOs eseert
!, ed cut Of tho court yard to tho tuno .
the "rogue's march," lie turned, aud i
mock dignity thus addressed the musiel
d ans;
!. "Gentlemen | thank you, bu, hav
i no ears for music"
or A Rol's has been entered in Ia
. cause OF the State sga.nst John q. Bres
lin. Mr.. Breslin 10 n Nv at liberty to re
|. turn to tho "bess -govtrnmept" ia Tn
h world, pay taxes and stand the mex
drsfi.