The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1865-02-06
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The Suthern branch Nv the Democratic
party ought be conwinst, by this time,
that they amt match for the Ablishin-
lists q fightip, Jest ez the Northern wing
hez disEivered that it amt no match for
EN- votin. The fact is the entire plan
nv rcpairin the old temple Nv Dimocrisy
with secession morter hez very much the
appearance Nv a falsyoOr. My father e.
Moo Gersey DimocraD wunst spilled lamp
lie on moo kote. He asst nabor, who
wuz reckless, wat wood take it out, and
he told him sulphuric acid. The old man
got some, and poured it on. The next
day he went over to bis adyiser in great
wrath, with the remnants Nv the kote.
John" sed the old gentleman, s'didn't
you tell me that this efa acid wood eradi-
cate greese from my kote?'
Certainly; didn't it?''
"John. why didn't you likewise tell me
that it wood also eradicate the kote?"
Alas. the remedy. Dimocrisy swaller-
ed to cure the cramp collie it got in 1860
gwawin its BOWLS. 1t is curin its ills ca
strvcknin duz hyderphoby 10 dorg
2 resoon. My ice is Mexico. Let q
peece be made the ter ms Nv which all
that jest such nv the people Nv the ole
Yoonitid Stats ez hev maid up their in
divide minds that they can't live under
Abl!ishin tyranny, shall hav the privil
edge NV leavIn with all their goods aut
chatte's. Then we'll go 10 Mexico, upse
that ofIshoot Nv European monerky, Max
emilyen, and set up pure Dimocrisy, will
Excl Rites and Slavery ez the corne
stuns. Some may obgect on the grun,
that Maxemilyen is by this time TOO hefs
to be histed. Here is the forse we XII
kalAilait on:
Northern DEMOCRATS in kanady
in conscience NV the drafts, 2OO.O
Northrrn DEMOCRATS at home who
spectid offs under Mick Lelan, / 800. 0o
Suthero army say 200,0
Grand totle, I,75O 90,
Good Msxeriilyen stand afore SIGH
array ez that No. emmy.
Bat sez wun, Nv wat ypose wood then
peace Dimoerats and draft skedaddlers b
to q military expedishe n-they won
fife. Ny gentle friend, Jefr'son D,
ku ows his bisnis. Let Ii m whispers in
Their GERS that each and every wun u
them that survives shell hev Post Offs
and they'd wade ia blood knee Deep. {
it would be a eheerin site to see them
chareln up tile sleeps u Shepultepec
with the Inspirin cry, post Ohis.'
Every wun Nv en- wood be hero
There we'd set up Dimocrisy agin
ThAcoantry ~ course we'd divide Nortl
andaSouih, Free and Save, for North
ern Dimoerat wood feel Uneasy in hi
mind, eft he hadn't South TO serv. Wee
hold Nashnel Conveushuns 10 the halls O
the Montezoomers, and oh woodnt il b,
sootbin 2 again heer looms aud Ret, ant
them high-minded fellows bullyragin n,
US! Methinks.
E3 every VIVA NV us wood be offis.hold
ers where wood we git constituents!
Nacher hez perwidid. The natives NV
that country wood serve admirably. But
they coodent understand your sneeker
Troo, but then Mexissns wood SCOT US all
the better for not undefstsadin English,
Whenever Dimocrat got sense enuff in2
him to comprehend our talk he alluz left
the party. Give me the voter who takes
his faith on trust-i's your inquir.n
minds that hez played the devil with us.
shall immejtly perpose the matter to
President Davis.
PETROLEUM ". NAsBY,
Lait Pastor Nv the church Nv the Moo
Dispensashun.