Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1865-03-27
The SatEIIiaenter.
ALL SORTS Of ITEMS.
'Ords Bfe women. 7and deeds are men.

When we have deliberately armed against
temptation it Ia g disappointment not to be
led into it
Wit ia wisdom at play, while humor is
only good nature on frolic. -etii2
Nobody bat fool gsts bit twice BY the
AlwaysgiV narrow minded man very
wide berth.
Many minds that are not far. reaching are
oyer-reacbipg.
Poor consolation for rs surViVors-that
"the good die FIRST" .4e,
Digging trenches is said to be the ground
work of military education. ~
breach which every gallant soldier
avoids breach Of politeness.
Many heads difuse less light than apump-
kin-sknll with q talloW. candle in it.
An idle man may groau beneath an hour
as Atlas groaued beneath the world.
The nine muses. are so called not from
their number but their se1-femi. nine.
Why is the devil gentleman? Because
the lamp of darkness could not be imp.o-
lite.
DR.. Franklin said, F." A good kick out Of
doors is better than all the rich uncleU in
the world"
You cannot dream yourself into char.
acter; you must hammer and forge your7
self one.
If evils comenot, then our fears are vain;
And if they do, fear but nugments the
pain.
A man behind the times is apt to speak
i'll of them. Probably they don'tlOO we'll
from behind.
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the
longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it
sinks into the mind.
a horse dealer, describing used-up
horse, said he looked as if he had been
editing daily newspaper"
We need notfes for the underplaced man;
hewill find hislsVel. It is for the overplsced
that we should have miSgivings.
Men are so liberal aud disiuterested
that they give advice when they need the
article far more than the recipient does.
The most constant man that ever lived
would be sure to hnd at the end of ten
years, that his love for his wife was a dec
ade passion.
Those persons who have got great deal
to say about bein' ready to shed the last
drop Uf their blood are amazin' particular
about the first drop.
DR.. johnson said Of WidoWer who was
about to marry, that it was a remarkable
case Of the triumph Of hope over expert.
encs.
sambo had been whipped for stealing bis
masters onions. One day be brought in
skunk in his arms. Says he, i" Massa, here's
de chap dat steal de onions. WheW-Rmell
him brefl"
Every boy, every girl, every man is dis
contented If he does not have FL associates.
The true description of a man or woman il
that he or she is q ecker for friend. ri
The world of fooIs has such a store,
Tint be, who would not see an asa,
Must bide at home and bolt his door,
And break his looking glass.
Sterne used to say, "The most accom-.
plished way of using books is to servo them
rs some people do lords, learn their titles
and then brag of their acquaintance"
as your master at home Z" .iNo, sir n"
Mistress at home :" I" No, cir, she's out Il"
am sit by the ERE until they come in %
Z" That's out, too, SIR"
We hre told "that there want anything
made in vain" but have thought that all
the time spent in manufacturing striped
snakes and mosquitoes Was wasted.
Jones has discovered tho respective ma.
lures of distinction and difference, He
says that "a little difference" frequently
makes many enemies, while +" little dis
tincuon attracts hosts of friends.
Thou ppeak'st always i'll of me,
IePeak always we'll of thee,
But spite OF all our noise and pother,
The world believes nor one nor Lother.
Some kind little mllliners have out of
their scautearnings, subscribed We observe,
in aid of the ViOtims at Warsaw. This is,
indeed, pretty illustration Of the needle
being true to the Pole.-Home Journal.
Ifs man has but a crust of bread, let him
content himself with that crust, and for.
bear bcggiug credit for beef with the butch
or. If u man has only rags to wear, let him
wear those rags and abstain from going in
debt to the tailor.
1t may be bard, but the world cannot be
arranged so as to award those whose object
is TO erjoy pleasures and privileges beyond
their means either a fair construction or a
favorable reception.
A clergyman, lately travelling in the oil
region. saw child in the road stumbling
and falling. He kindly picked her up, say.
ing, Poor dear | are you hurt ," when she
cried out, al amt Poorl Dad struck an
lie well yesterday"
:. "ODce," said Quaker, al had the hon.
or to be in company with an excellence and
an highness; his excellence was the most
ignorant and brutal of his species, and his
highneSs measured just four feet eight
inches without his shoes" ,s
In cases where it is evident lha. no In.
territorial rudeuess has been committed. ex.
plantations and excuses for mistakes msds |
IN ignorance often only make bad WorSe
In some of these little social mes0es tbe
more more you honuder, the deeper you stick in
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