Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1865-08-05

valre see you ,navaire and my heart broke
yer badly entirely.
who are you! cried Gusset, his eyes
starting out Of bis head, and shivering from
head to foot.
He asked who | am. o, ladies O,
you wee respectable old gentlehomme
here vat he ask Who am, peyfde oh
I'm your wife =
Il never saw you fore-s' help me Bob
cried Gussct cnergetically.
Don't you swear 7 said Deacon Pea.
body. Ef you do, I'll kick you into fits,
by golIy! | won't have no profane or
vulgar language in my house
%, bless you. bless you! respectable
old man. Tell him he must come viz me.
Tell bin have spoke to ze constable
Tell him sobs interrupted her utter
ance.
It's pesky bad business + said the
deacon, cha6ng uuwanted ire. 'Gusset,
you're a rascal
'Take care Deacon Peabody, take
care said the unfortunate shop keeper
Il remarked you was a rascal, Gu.set
You We gone and married two wives, and
that eres fiat burglary EFF | know enythpg
beout the Revised Statoots
Two wives !. sh rieked the Frenoe wo-
man.
Half doz,u, for ought l know to the
contrary ! said the deacon, Now you
clear out of my hou C, 60 way to the sta
tion, and clear out into Boston. won t
hev nothing more to do with you
Bat deacon hear me-
Il don't want to hear ye, yc serpent I!
cried the deacon, stopping his ears with
his hands 'Marryin two wives, and COM
in courtn' third. 60 long Clear out !!
Even Mrs. Peabody, who WAS inclined
TO put in word for the culprit, was si-
lenccd. Susan turned from him in hor
ror, and in utter dspair he fed to the
railway station b oily persurd by the clam
erous and indignant Freuch woman.
That same afternoon, as Mis- Susan
Peabody was walking towards the vii
lage, she was overtakcn by Mr.. Johna-
than Doubikius, dressed in his best, and
driving his fast going horse before his
Sunday go-to-mceting chaise. He refined
up aud accosteded her.
Halo, Suke Get in and take a ride !
Don't keer if do, Jonathan, grinuing
'that ere city fellar's turned out poot y
pup, amt he
Tt's dreadful, if its truc,' replied the
young lady.
''You had sarred escaps dIdu't ye :!
pursued the old lover. but he warn
t never of no account, any how. What dc
, the old folks think about it =
They haln1 said word since he clear
ed out
Forge, that night rode you homt
from singing school, = asked Jonathan
suddenly branching Of.
No haiut, replied the young lady
bIushing and smiling at the same time.
Remember them apples I gin you'll
O, yes.
Well they was good-wasn't they.
First rate, Jonathan.
Got hull orchard of them kinder fruit
Suke, said jonathan, suggestively.
Go long! exclaimed jonathan, putting
the braid Oh the black horseA Have yol
any iden where we're going, Suke.!
I'm going to the village.
No, you amt, you're gon' along ere me
Where to
e Providence, And you dou. come bacl
till you're Mrs Doubikins, no how yo'
can Gx it,
} How you talk, jonathan. What vii
tho old folks say
d Darn the old folks cried jonathan
e putting on the string again, Ef was t
Y leave you with them much longes, they
e be trading you of to some city feller wit
e half dozen wives already.
e The next day as Mr. and MIS- Douol
,e kns were returning home in their chaise
Jonathan said confdentially:
- May as we'll tell you now, Suke, for
haint no secrets from you, that Gusst
never seen them three women aiore tn
ye day they came stompin' into your hOus
ly and blowed him up. l had, though. Cos
r me ton dollars, by thunder teached Eel
whot to say and rather guess they don
n. it we'll. Old Gusset may be shar
of shopkeeper, bu. CT he expects to get ahea
ed of Jonathan Doubikins he must get up
o. plague sight airlier o'mornings''
aP aeS' An unfortunate youg man is searcl
OF ing everywhere for his sweetheart, wi
r. was recently carried away By her fee