The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1865-03-15
why Men Marry.

Men do not marry for the purpose of max.
Ing women happy, but to make themselves
happy. A girl looks forward in her mar
8 riage to what she will do for her husbands
happiness A man, to what he will enjoy
through his wiIc's mnstrations "llc
needs sa wife" says the good woman, "who
was born aud brod in these opinions aud
al, does not suspect their grossness. 1t is a
grand good match; | don't know anybody
a that needs u wife moro than he" said Que
Of those at little gathering, speaking of
recent marriage "Who2' innocontly
questioned another woman, who wss sup
posed to have somewhat pecliar views
concerning those things. 20, you never
-s- want anybody to marry burst out cho-
rus OF voioes-which was surely very
40 broad inference from one narrow monsylla-
bic. "But why docs ho need wrcH" per-
sisted the questonor "For sympathy aud
oompanionship," repliol the irst woman,
knowing that TO such motives her interlo-
Cutor could take no exception. But a
Al third woman, not knowing that anything
lay behind these questions aud answers
ssf and feeling that tho original position was
bnt leeby maintained by such unsubstantial
things as sympathy and companionship
being also near neighbor ofthe person IN
question, and acquainted with the facts
proceeded to strengthen the case by add
ing, "Well, he was all alone aud he Sau
very well, aud he was taken sick one night
and couldn't get anybody TO take care o.
HIM" But why not hire nurseT well
he did, and Bhe was very good; but sh,
wouldn't do his washing" Only wait lonl
enough, aud you are tolerably sure to got
tho truth at last. II was not sympath,
and companionshp, after all, that the maj
wanted-it.was his washing - Gail Hmiiio,
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My MATRiMONIAL ADyERTIsNgNr.--I hav
lived solitary long enough. | want some
body 10 talk to TO Ito quarrel with the
kiss aud make up Therefore ! am opol
10 proposals from young ladies aud fres
widows of moro than an average respectd
bilty, tolorable tamo in disposition. an
hair OF auy color but red,
As nearly as can Judge of myself, al
not over eighty Eor under twenty-hv
years of age. In height am either five fee
~ eight, or eight feet five, sure. Weigh
l35, 3l5 or 53l, ono of the three; reco
lect each figure perfectly well-as to the
true arrangement am somewhat puzzlet
Hsvea whole suit of hair dyed byfmtui
aud free from dandrun Eyes buttern,
brnde tinged with pea green. Nose blum
according TO the Ionic order of archte
ture, with touch OF tho composite; mout
betweon catfsh's ami alligator --mat
especially for oratory and tho reception
large oysters. ETs planted, long and el
ss gantly shaped. My whiskers are Q COZ
bination OF dog hair moss aud brier bush
well behaved and ieariully luxuriant.
am sound in limb aud on the uigg
question. Weas boots No. G, when cor
are not Troublesome aud can even wri
poetry by tho mile, with double rhyme
both edges-to read backward, forwaI
Srosswise or diagonally. Canplay the jew
harp aud bass drum aud whistle lauk
Doodle in Spanish.
am very correct in my morals, q
first rate at ten pins; have great rega
for Of the Sabbath, and ouly drink when
vited. An domestic animal ani y,
fectly docile-when towels are clean u
skirt buttons all right. sl ia
.at y II l possess pre8ominating Writ
it is OF forgiving every enemy whom
deem Il hazardous 20 handle. | say
prayers every night mosquitoes pean
ting, and as to snore in my sleep, WI
aomebody to tell me. Money is no obs
as ! never was troubled with any,
never expect to be.
-as - =. .ris -. -. - ~
A laan visited neighbor and found !
disabled from horse-step ON his f.
Hobbling out OF tho stable the sufferer
ulained how II haDDene,l: