Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1865-01-27
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" difficult to read.
To succeed, you must keep moving to grow rich
you must keep ssging.
Pack your cares in as small space as you can so
that you carry them yourself, and not let them
annoy others
DR.. johnson, once speaking of a duarrelsome fel
low said EFF he had two ideas in his head, they
would fall out with each other"
Truth is the onyreal lasting foundation for frierd
ship and in everything but truth there is primer
pie of decay and dissmulation.
What world of gossip would be prevented if ii
was My remembered that person who tells you
of the faults of Others intends tell others Of your
faults
Fine sensibiHtes are like woodbines, delightful
luxurie of beauties to twine around solid upright
stem of understanding, but very poor things ifthey
are left to creep on the ground.
A man named Scott, originally from Lower Cana
ada. died IN Kingston, Upper Canada, recently, at
the great ge of lie years. Although feeble IN body
he retained his general health and cearness of in
tellect to the last.
People may argue against it as they will, but the
instructive ea ling of experienced human nature is
to rrust in bea uty. Angels are painted fair. No
one imagines squat Venus, scraggy Eve, or a
beetle-browed A, ppollo.
To Sr.RT BA. ULKY HoRsE.-FiL his mouth with
dirt or gravel from | the road and go Nowdonit
laugh at this but IL y it. The plain philosophy of
the thing isit give, him something else to think of
We have seen it triec a hundred times, and it has
never failed
AZ of those whom a hirt Tilted
ad her victims. This i grave error. Her real
victim is the man whom she accepts IhlsremInds
us of a simiIe-''A coque, te is rose from whom
every lover plucks leaf he thorn remains tor the
future husband
sswhat part of speech is m an?n said pedagogue
to a sailor boy pupil "a We rb SIR" replied the
latter "a verb is ~ said tt 'e teacher with sig
nifcant twist Of his lips pleast give an example
Man the yards ~ was little Tarp aulin's instant re-
sponse.
In Detroit, recently, man and ife were dlspu-
ting, when the woman. to aggravate her husband,
seized fayorite dog belonging to him. and threw 1t
out of the window In retaliation, he seized their
baby and threw it after the dog This brought a
suspension of hostilities and amicable peace
Dahias are like the most beautiful WON en- with
out intellectually strike you with stonlsh-
ment by their exterior splendor, but mis- eraoy
destitute of those properties which distinguish and
render agreeable less imposing flowers. Had ma, ure
given the fragrance of the rose the lily to theda d
LA, it would have been the most magnificent gem
the garden; but, wanting scent it is like fine wo-
man without mind.
DEsERr1oN.-A scamp of conductor on the New
No-l-o o,,1E e 4&tys
New York girl, and recently married her. Preten- |
ding to have been offered new situation rail |
road at the West he took his wife to Chicago where
they stopped at a hotel. On the second day he de-
serted leaving her penniless, with friends to ap
ply to for lodgngsor the means take her back to
her home He has not been heard from since.
BUNKER Hula good story is told of Yankee |
hackman who was engaged to convey two English |
men about the environs of Boston, including of
course, Bunker Hill. After going up and inspec
ting the monument the Englishmen returned to the
hack where the driver was quietly waiting for them
II say, driver, says one of the Englishmen s'this
is the place where we Engishmen gave you a
thrashing about eighty years since" ''Weil says
the driver, 'don't know as | ever heard tell about
that; but who owns the land now ?''
SENSIBLE MAx1Ms.
Never speak of your father as ''the old man."
Never reply to the epithets of drunkard or
fool.
Never speak contemptuously of womankind
Never abuse one who was once your bosom friend,
however bitter now.
Never smile at the expense of your religion or
your Bible.
A good word is as soon as bad one.
paooo -,-,+b UIo..-o,, A. Lo.4
How TRUE.-Generation after generation have
felt we do now, and their lives were as active as
our own. The heavens viii be as bright over our
graves as they are about our paths. Yet little
while and all this viii have happened. The throb-
bing heart viii be stilIed and we shall be at rest
Our funeral will wend its way and the prayers viii
be said, shall be left in the darkness and the ST.
lence Of the tomb, and it may be for short time
we shall be spoken of, but the things of life shall
creep on and our names shall be forgotten. Days
shall continue to move on and laughter and songs
win be heard in the room where we died and the
eyes that mourned for us be dry and animated with
oy, and even our chill dren win cease to think of us
and remember to lisp our names no more.
OCCUPATION OF CHnDRES-The habits of chill
dren prove that occupation is necessity with most
of them. They love to be busy. even about moth
ing, still more to be usefuly employed. With some
children it is strongly developed necessity, and if
not turned to good account viii be productive of
positive evil, thus verifying the old adage, that '
deness is the mother of mischief" Children should
be encouraged or if inherently disinelined to it, be
disciplined into performing for themselves every lit
tie Office relative to the toilet which they eapa
BILE of performing. They should also keep their
own clothes and other possessions in neat order,
and fetch for themselves whatever they want in
short, they should learn to be as independent of
others as possible fitting them alike tomake good
ofprosperity and to meet with fortitude any re-
verse of fortune that may befall them. l know of
no rank, however exalted, in which such system
would not prove beneficial.
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