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The Shasta courier., 1865-01-21
CURE YOUR COLD,
SAVE YOUR LUNGS.
NEWELL'S PULMONARY SYRUP
~ Has Cured Thousands,
...AND..-
1T WILL CURE YOU!
STOP THAT CoUGHING.

Some of you can't, and we pity you. You have
tried every remedy but the ONE destined, by its
intrinsic merit. to supersede all similar prepara-
TONS 1t is not surprising you should be reluctant
to try something else after the many experiments
you have made of trashy compounds foisted on the
public as a certain cure; but
The Shasta courier., 1865-01-21
MARY AyS.

THE PIuTE SQUAws manifest their affinity
to the white sisterhood, by keen pursuit Of
the wearing gear approved Of Fashion. Saw
dusky maiden, one pleasant day this week.
ravishingly attired in high boots crinolne,
and one flaming red blanket The blanket
was gracefully looped at the neck, and swept
in heavy press down the back footing the
crinoline out in front. The rear and fanks
were well protected but the front defense
seemed fimsy. Her name. she said was
Snsy : and we recalled that plantiye re-
frain
The Shasta courier., 1865-01-21

a EXEMPLARY FATHER" Shon, mine
son,' said wealthy German father Ia
settler in Canada) to his hopeful heir of ten
years, whom he had overheard using profane
language. Shon, mine son, come here, and
| will dell you liddle stories. Now, mine
son, shall il be Il drue stories, or a makes
leeve ~ ''Oh, a true story, of course. "
answered John. Ferry fell. den. Tere
vas yonce goot nice olt shentlemen (shoost
like me.) and lie had tirty leedle poy.
lshoost like you.) Andt Won day he heard
him shwearing Ike a young fllen as be yos.
So he went to te;winke (corner) and dook out
a COW hide, (Shoost as am doing now. and
he took ter tirty leedle blackguard by de
collar, tdis way. you see. and he volloped him
shoost So Andt den, mine tere son, he pull
his ears dis way, and he smack his face dat
vav and dell him to go midout his supper,
shoost us you will do dis efening-"
The Shasta courier., 1865-01-21
Oh what's de matter. Susy?
Hoop de-doo, hoop de-doo,
Oh what's de matter. Susy.
With your Hoop- de -dooden-doo

She went her way and we reflected, that
this child Of the desert had strategy into her
composition, after all. There's many a point
made by putting on bold front, and keep
ing all your eyes peeled Guard well your
rear and keep your feet well under, and you
have the word at disadvantage If men
had designs on You, they will try to turn
your flank if they scott it is at your back.
The Shasta courier., 1865-01-21
BENZ. f. Bull
I5hNJ. t Dt tTLER,
Maior-General Commanding.
To JoHN CLARK, Esq. Norfolk, Va.

A TENDER EeIsrLE.-1he following letter
was the cause of much amusement on being
read during the trial of a recent breach Of
promise of marriage case:
Ny Deer Sweetest Duckey-I am so happy
to hear fr m you so oiten-t affords me sicb
CRATE plesher. You always was so deer to
me hope you will sune be deerer. You
know i never hlnted nothing about marriage
and never mean to take your own time for
that. | shall always remember the old sayin
procrastlnatlon is the theef OF time. bat moth
er ses nothn should be done in a hurry but
ketchin feas. The fondest wish of nv heart
Is that we may sune become one. Do you
ever read Franklin's Extract-his remarks
concerning marriage is deliteful. Our hearts.
he sez, ought to assemble one another in
every expect; they out to be hetergenius SO
that our union may be mixed as we'll as uni,
tlng-not like oil and water but tee and su
gar. Truly can feel for the mortal Watts
when he seZ-
The Shasta courier., 1865-01-21

The rows is red and viiets blew
Shugars sweet and so are you.
Mother sez matrimony is better to think of
than the reality. | remain till death or mar
riage, your own sweet candey,
NARY Ann.
NJ B.-l had kussin married last month
who sez there amt no tru enjoyment but in
the married state
Your swets dove, Many Axx
?. 81 hope you will let me know what
you mean to do as there is four or five other
fellows after me hot foot, and shall be ouite
Uneasy till I hear.
Your lover swetc. MARY Ann.
The Shasta courier., 1865-01-21

WHAT KILLED HIMs
Dr. Hall, in his Journal of Health, speaking of
The death of Washington Irving asks the above
question, and adds .'IIe might well have remain
ed with us for some years to come had it not been
for advice kindly intended, no doubt, but given in
thoughtessness and reckless Ignorance.
He had a Cold.
Which by injudicious prescription had been
converted into Asthma let me say to DR.. Hall
that prescription was not
NEWELIsS PULMONARY SYRUP.
Keep it in the house-use it freely-give it to
your children upon the slightest indication Of
cold, and you will think and speak Of it as all do
who have become acquainted with its merits.
REDJNGToN & CO., Agents,
San Francisco.
And for sale everywhere.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
HORRLRLE DISEASES.

How many thousA nds of persons, both male and
female, are there who are suffering out miserable
existence from the effects Of secret indulgenoes
from virus absorbed into the system. Look at their
paiid, emaciated and dsgured faces, and their bro
ken down constitutions, disquAE Wing them from the
happiness of marriage or the enjoyment Of life. In
this horrid situation thousands suffer until death
closes the scene. bet parents guardians or friends
attend to those who are suffering with any OF these
oafed III, and cured before It be tOOlate Send them
Immediately to DR.. Gibbon, a physician who has
made private diseases his especial study for years.
and who d cernt 10 cure the mOss invetefate cases,
without Mercury or any Injurious drugs. It is i'm
portAnt TO those afflicted, to those who are inter
ested in the welfare Of their fieods, TO be careful Of
the many pretended doctors Who infest all cities,
publishing their skill h curing all dlseases IN few
days, imposing upon the pablo By using The names
Of emnest phYsac lanS ffum Europe and otAerpAAceS
Be therefore earef, and make satict inquiry, or you
may ran into the hands OF those chariatans
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
SEHZNAL WEARYESS

Seminal emissions, the consequence of self abuse.
This solitary vice or depraVed sexual indulgence
Is pEactced BY the youth Of both to almost
unlimited extent, producing with uDerring certainty
the following train OF morbid symptoms, unless
batted by scientific medical measures, via: saIIoW
countenAnCe dark spots under the eyes, pain In the
head, ringing In the ears, noise IKE the rustfng OF
leaves and the rafting OF chariots uneasness about
the lons, weakness OF the limbs, confused vision,
bunted intellect, loss Of confidence, ddence in ap-
preaching strangers, dislike to form new aeQuain-
taDces disposition to shun society, loss Of memory,
hectic flashes, plmples and various eruptons about
the face, charred tongue detd breath, coughs con.
sumption, night sweats, monOmania, and frequent
insanity. n relief be not obtained, should apply
Immediately either in person or BY letter, and have
a cure Effected by his new and scientific mode OF
treating this disease, which never fails Of efecting
quick and radical cure. DR.. G. will give hundred
dOaIs 10 any person who win prove satisfactorily TO
him that he cured Of this complaint by either Of
the San Francisco quacks
Persons at a distance may be cured at home, by
addressing letter to DR GIBBoN stating case. symp.
toms, length Of time the disease has continued, and
have medicines promptly forwarded, free from dam.
age and curiosity, to any part OF the country, with
full and plain directions for use, for $40 sent In
registered letter, or through Wells, Fargo L Co.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
SUMMONS.

SrATE OF CALIFORNIA. County OF n Dorado
- es.-In JUSTICES cOart, PIacsrvtlc Tcunshp
The People Of the State Of calGornIa. 70 v. c.
DAGGETT, . noa-FesIdsnt, def, Greeting:
zoe are hereby summonwd to appear beiDre ~,
At my once in fAeeFvIlr Township. ~ tie Con.
~ Of u Dorado, the l21h day Of Jane. L. D. lOoS
81 O'Clock p. n, TO answer unto the eoapiAisl Of
L. Powers J. O Bartlett, OF the drm Of l. POveFS
o., non -Tsssdents Who 70 recover Ne ss@ Of
eieS eS-lOe, wiah steTest thereon lrOw ADVa lelA
1864, at ten PR cent. year. for goods as4 @er
chandise sold Defendant hy ptnintiS5 VAes juAR-
nent viii - tahoa asAin.t Jos iCE IAe saSa a.SoA
together viii costs and damages. yOe ARIS
appeaF and answer,
10 The SAeriR o. any cOssaAhas Of n DSrsSs
CouDty. GrsstiDg Make legal servise ASA mean
hereof
Given under ny hand, thIs 1eth day Of Juss, 4.
D. 1865. BENZ SHERWOOD.
Justice OF the Peace In and for said TO1nsAlp.
~. g. Rev. stAmpl
STATE OF CALIFORNIA, COunty Of " DOVaAas-
1t 10 ordered that the summons herein BE- publish.
ed for three months 10 the MoaasaIn DemreTst sna
tlAt this b set for teal 81 the SOth day %
September, 1855.
d. SHERWOOD.
junsIImsl Jasaies 81 The Peace.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
SUMMONS.
j1neI1mSl

OTATE OF CALIFORNIA, County Of n Dorado =
- D.-IA ths District csuEt Il he l1lA SSdls'aA
District
Aetlon brought In the District CoaTt u H. pev
enth Judicial District and the complaint Ned m ~
CouS:- 81 u Dorado, In TIE OdAes Of The C!erA o.
sad District Court In and for said CeunT and sete
The People OF The State Of California y ErAns'A
Campbell, Defendant, Greeting:
You are hereby required TO appear IN an acncD
drought against yea b Margaret OADpeeA ~, ID
the District Court Of the Eleventh Jaaieial DSisac
In and for the County Of II Dorado, and - epsue
the complaint nie4 therein on ne ~ daY
June, A. b. 1885, within ten days (eSee8SiVe =
dAy Of seTVieel, after The service on yoa - "
summonS-R served within this County; u eeTvee
Out Of this Cnunty, Aut Wi1hIn tAlS JutAetaa D3css
within twenty days. or, II served out OF SAG =.
trict, then within Ibrty dAya-o1 Judgment " ~
tAuls VII Be tahsH ssalnst yOu.
TIE sid aclIon b bFoueAt 10 obtain JodBAeeI
and decree Of divorce. aud that The boaes o. -
mopy existing between you AID sah fainoA
Dissolved and AnnuIled; That saiA PisiBtM nave ~
costs Of suit and sAch sensAl FsHsT - che ny y
entitled 70. And 10 yon fan 10 appear and aAgSet
the said complaint As above reQHlFSdthe SAD ~
til WiH take judgment aeAinot yAn sr sssh
relief and costs, according "a NE prayer = -
complaint
Witness, Hon. g. ". BrockWAy, bulge Of Said bss-
tTict Ooart Of the Hevsuth Judicial District y.
49,, Attest my Aand, and tAe Se1Io, Als
I sEAL. Court, In and for said Coasty o. RSs :,
t~~t do, hereto szxed, At once IN ne Oy -
FSa@Pl Ptacsrvile. this the 3eSh dsy o. |cns; -
Chss. ,. Irwin, Atty for Pin. pylmp
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
f!sxFgtls aebstttsiaEs
Daf slAs2I iN 9ldenslnng ~ ap-I
lql1p Isdi.,issG .1Sagt.iln.yHsd 4.
odTha Eea 1.-THE sEyesI /
:, '., ~, Is. H. H.; ARHEE,


:SsNsNIiirlJsE;z, .Aner ,RFesracted BliRAnes,
- o. usqra than nV6 Year,, DE.
rs saraeh An1 made knself tier
epgAly and. a.,sai.eoaly -;
,GEIA:ENvSsSSS The we, and + n6N Prassicing
~ ds1ceagAAN eQlpaDlDd IN IN uaianA o1aAsz :
An OpeTNtion1 peFfoFpeA such - DltAhismas, OF
cross eys, 6GTIet b. hhtaR e1tracEiOn, DtpresSsOp
q AbaStptioA. E1eEtsnn, - aeScX msHbSane RTOVZ
inGogNE tha ere. lsntin1 Af sAAsksAA-~t-, .-<yN"-
i6eSat - E1tsys, arsay-sf raPss, fIstuii iAe6Ff.
mesa o closing Of ssAr passage, and al Asiorrsi.
iea Il H. eee., etH - - li..F p. ..s.tr -.
ArtiAclL K2es inserted yitoNt ~ least pain, ard
p6seensfhg an the movements and bTiliIaHtS o. The
Fsaf etS. A laRgs a9oEtnsua constantiy On haA6
and for sale 1T reaaoaabls prices, La,unniog1e EPs
Ban foF The treAtmeSt Ahd 0ure d ~ SeRVon dA-
cases = usSdAI over thls ooaN. a. " 1I'
ThanksA - tAese phgsieiaas Who have seat hin
cases for opeFatiOas. - hopes that HE nnlVeEsal
gueeess WI WaTrAht . continuation Of Their conA.
deaee1 Hts ealsbgiy a. - operates 4 cs-axesAsavs
VIII hia success; q Ret,enAa gre pgssentlng tksA
selves Tor tfeatAeht ana oPeRuaonS, IRON New TEA
M Bosom alMoa1 uAaAtAtf. 49, F." y
Many pahasp eAa - sssR aktba D0ctogb oAsI
daily, In deeFent stages Of recovery.
OheeATSV CLAY STREET (ahove the E1axa), ueal
DnpOnt 81, San REancieso- -----taPS-av
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
PREVENTIVE.

DIR. J. II. JOSSELYNS celebrated Prevent.
i've FOR Married Ladies can be obtained oAly
at the Institute. Price, ten doIlaTs.
Warranted to prevent pregnancy. Can be
used without say incon venienee, and h eoOd
for one year u directions are followed.
The Magnetic Preventive b not injurious,
but b conclusive to health, and can be used
without the knUwfetBe o. any one but the par
" using u.
70 sum up, there b ne plaee WAere the med.
leAl profession d prActiced In the State Of Cal
if6rnia wherein the same amount Of scientific
AetAinmeats ere employed, and, consequently,
Were the aEaiceed eAh be % WsB tlefted a6d
PAfHIn INSTITUTE, os0 washington Utreet,
lgOutA side0 few doors below KeSrney, San
francisco.
Reader. II you are sick and need medical
assistance, call there before employing any
one slee, and Judge for yourself you VIII
lNe1 nnd the best consulting, 81 wen a tle
best operating talent In the State, together
WI 1IC miIy EIa6tropathie Instrunenf thst
can be depended upon In the curative procesS.
Medicines sent to all parts Of the State, Ore
gcn and Nevada, upon the receipt OF letter
Describing the case
An letters must be addressed to J. II. JOS
sELYN. n: D., Resident Physician, Electro
Pathio INsGitute.
nR-J =. J0es1LYN bss mo euuneeson
Elm any otbsr eS1blishneat or InstitGls IN
'"'' 0'''' -fs "a sI..sG
~ Al lettsrs answered Nath ppor6ptuAss
ana pleasure, snd ne utmost secrecy observ-
-. Address -f- =.
,. n. yOssELYN, n. n
FLDcrRoPATHIc INSTITUTE,
~, cAO wGEhinEton Street,
t-.-
spnho-omI San Francisco.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
NOTICE TO CREDIToRs.

CTATE or CALIFORNIA, County Of p DOEa4s;=
- In tia County 0ouEt, In. and f0k aAA eoa9ptz
n. r. Leopard ~. - oFedatOES,
=. ~ s.NA.p ccGs hSAsIoa ell ;. EAtndrS,
an hsseEo1ss DebsSr: 'iTyNH
. Pursuant 70 an order On Gle heEelns mAde ~ -
Hon, Ogden sqpires, Judge Of the Court sforsset.5
notice & hsrekT even e III the creditors u ~
Insoisest nehSSr, u. 2 Leoaard, b b aud aDpeAr
before the Court Aforesaid. at the CoUFA heN1s 6
said Cunn1Y IN he CIty Of HaceTviIle, % - -
day Of Julg, AID l81S, At the Aoar q 10 oelOok 4
n. of said day, to SfoW cApsos " any hey canV ~
the prayer Of said Insolvent Debtor phonA pet os
gRantea and an Ssaignmeht 81 bis eeEate Be mases
Ind be ke discharged fsoa his tekts sRA aissA1oes
In pursuance OF the Statute IN such cAse WAde ~
provided. And, 10 The mesntlme, 4 Z SEdefe9 - -.
all judicial proceedings against said Ds'''
or be stayed. 4.r, 80 Ia arsfgnsl
u ~ \, Witness my hand and the seal Pt - ~
sEAE Court hereto aG8xedi ct Once ID NE U'y
NV Of PlaeeFville, ths Esd day'0e yanA \ y:
1885. @. J. cARPEATHR, cAA-
IU s. Revenue stampl = =.
Geo. .. RIAnChaFds Atty for Petitioner: IN
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
|!}!s3a&7S
NOT A FEW


OF NE wsss 4srds that a0ct mAnhind arise from NE
eOsrupasn lat aseamaAses In ths BlOsA OF ell Ne d.
oovWies fAaA have been nAAs 70 puxgss su none can
equal In eject HELNB0LLrG 0OAP0 UND EXTRACT
OF GAkGARARELkA. Il eleanses and FenOva&sS The
BiOod lnstS the veOr Of health into the syStem, ana
pwEos out the Aumon which make disease. Il stimulates
he healthy functions Of the body aud expelhS dsOEdsD
that sP snd ranklO In the Blood. Such T(sy, tAas
0Ould on has long been sought for, aaan6v. for
The Hfst lme the public have which tey can Dc.
pend Our space here does not admit Of certificates 70
show its Effects but the trial Of single bottle win show 10
the ek that thaS virtues surprising anything they have
ever taken. - p.
Two tablespoonful orthe Extract ofSArsspars added
70 pint Of water Is equal to the Lisbon Diet Drink and
one bottle equal to gallon Of the Syrup Of sarsapar
OF the deeoction - usually nAde.
The above Extracts prepared on purely scientific
phncipes-ln Eaoso-Gnd enbOdy tAe full strength Of
the ingredients entering into their composition ready
and conclusive test will be comparison Of their proper.
dss with those set forth in the o. g. DspensatoFy.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
For the Cure OF Diseases,
Whether Aoufe or Chronic,
AT No. GAL COMMERCIAL STREET
A few doors below Kearney, San Francisco.

Diseases OF tho Uterine Fnnot1Ons,
Characterised by irregular, suppressed or painful
menstruation, pain in the sides and back sensation
OF weight 10 the pelVis etc Nervous Headache
LeucOrh@a or whites, are treated on sesntie prin-
eiples and pronpt and permanent cure eaecssd.
Diseases 81 Ghe Sexual OFgAns, male
or female, whether Fecent o. chronic, are treated
With all the Aili and Appliances which modern eel.
ence has made AVailah1s. cure Wtn be guaranteed
In the shortest possible time, Snd on the most reA-
sonable tsrms- No noxioas drugs are used, and .
few days only are required 70 eject permanent
| cure.
Nervous ARsetAOAs, such a. Neuralgia,
Paralysis, Gddiaess. DimnesS Of vsion, etc., vii
receive especial attention.
Secondary and Hereditary Amee-
items, ScrofulA In al its manifold forms; Dyspep-
sia EmAeistion and Debility treated With ceTaain
and rnfAilips remedies, speedily sxPeluns al COR
system, By purifying the blood regulating tAe secre
tons and re.in MIGRATING the vital powers.
Surgical Operations, OF whatever ma
ture performed seientlhcay aAd the patient boa I'd
ed at the Institute. The Doctor will guarantee 70
cure Hernia Tor breac) VI the uorst kind In three
weeks, BY new mode OF operating. Ovarian Tu.
mors, 50 fatal to females, will be successfully re.
moved.
Twenty years residence In Mexico South America
China and the East Indies together With his large
Hospital and Army practice, has given the Doctor
advantages possessed by few, and his remark able
SUCCESS warrants Q promise OF enectual cure. His
Anatomical Plates. exhibiting all parts Of the Hu-
man System, and the different stages Of disease arc
the most complete on this coast while his experience
as lecturer enables him to explain to his patients
the particulars Of their disease No mystery Is made
Of disease or the mede Of treatment but the patient
is instructed In All that pertains to his case
Medicines, with full directions. will be sent 10 any
part OF the State, on receipt Of letter describing the
symptoms
An InnrmAry is connected With the establishment
where patients, who desire, may receive board and
constant attention during their sickness thus avoid
Ing the Inconvenience Of hotel. Kind AID Atten.
tive nurses win be employed, and no means YIN Be
LEFT untried TO give full satisfaction.
The Doctors apartments are the most commodions
and best arranged IN the cry and patients may rely
on the strictest privacy. Consultations Free.
TO THE LADIES.
Ladies suffering from any Of the indrmities peeu-
liar TO the sex, will ind the Doctor q safe eOnhdAnt
and scientific physirian. In the treatment Of sup
pressiOns and kindred diseases, he IL without an
equal and Ladies may feel assured that thew viii
receive the most delicate and gentlemanly treat
ment, and secure prompt relief RON their troubles
Private apartments, With female surses, for thOse
who desire them
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
no FENALEq

Your delicate orga nIzatIons should be treat
ed with great scientific care. At the Institute
you will and kind physician, who can at once
discover your disease or trouble, and sympa-
thlSe with you 10 your affection. Should you
be irregular you can get relief, no matter what
may Be the cause. You need not fear to call
on account Of the deiicacy Of consultation,
for the utmost secrecy will be insured at ali
times, and the Resident Physician will treat
you In The moss honorable manner, giving YOU
all the assistance and advice, both medic al
and surgical, that you may require.
,H Private Experiments especially for
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08
Z. 6. BRADBURY.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

SfAfE OF CALIFORNIA, County u n DossAA-
- In the County Court, In and for said counsy.-
JShn Carney ". Hb Creditors.
N tAt S~atfer u LIs PsfirSON y JaAa csrasg, o.
[aaotoeat DsSE0r:
Pursuant 70 an order on Ale herein, naAe b -
Hon. Ogden equires, Judge Of The COaFt aIOFeaah,
notice b heFeby gwen 70 all the eredissFO u ~
hsolvent DebtSF Anha Carney, 70 BE- and aDpsAs
before the Court Aforesaid. at the C0urt Hoass Of
said County In the City o. PiAesFvfIIe, 90 iAe ah
day Of jay, q res, At aSs hoar Of aeo seSakh a
-, 81 aAh ~. to sAOU c. Hse. " any they can, uAy
the prayer OF said Insolveut Debtor skouId nsa b
grasseA, ANa an assignment Of his estste be made
and he - disC hSrged o1 bis 1ebts ABd Iiabtes IN
P0vsaAuse q the sAtute IN sUeh eaSr made and pro-
vfded. And, In The me anIIGe, y u SrdereA thai oil
Judicial pFOceedngs against nd InsOiVeaa DSsasr be
stayed.
.@- Witness ny hand and the seai Of aid
Ia coevt hereto a@xed. II Oisee h the Cay
49, Of PIAesEvilIs, this olHA day 81 Nay. 4 D.
1865. G. J CARPENTER, GeTt,
10 .. Rev. HtamHl ByA. J. LownY, Depuiy
reATs 4 Meredith, Any fer PrtitioaeF. ltso
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08

A WIFE IN TROUBLE" Pray tell me
my dear, what is the cause of those tears.
"Oh, such a disgrace"
"What is it, my dear? Don't keep me
in suspense I"
Z {" Cd, I Opeasd ono Of yOor lsttsss, sep.
posing it to be addressed to myself Ger.
tainly it looked more like Mrs. than Mr."
is that ALL What harm can there be
In wife's opening her husbands lettsfss'
mo harm 10 the thing Itself bat the
eontsntsl Such disgrace 20 -
who has dared to write me letter
unfit to be resd BY my wifel"
"Oh, no! it is couched in the most
chaste and beautiful language. But the
cUptsntsi the contentsl"
Here the wife buried her face IN her
handkerchief aUd commenced sObbing
aiOud, while her husband eagerly caught
up the lsttor that had nearly broken bis
Wife's heart 1t was . bill from the prin.
Ter for three years subscription fcrthe
newspaper!
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08

I4Ns QsnltsA RlOuhlOt eli tbS
evils 81 bis fate 81 bordering over
them. A scratch becomes q wound,
. A&AN N1tt4, INA Id .hkee
small peril . great danger, AID Z
sliSht iekaasr olksn5 eds ip dfath
By The breeding apprehension OF the
Ge&.o Nt6GS1Ia Away lO6hNOa t66
bright side Of LIES picture.
/, IN 6aAIIng spscimsp af HfSsA
0T1 esoaas6cs y the closing pa.
| ktapA Or TIE inaugufal address d
the mayor Of 1ndiapOlay lVEa;~
viii tESAe few dsFoga tofy reEhAfks,
RoatlaHsn, tender YOu ny diAbOi.
cal congratulations, 4Hd suhside itFtiO
| q usStaI ss0 u6UG~-sdpnG 'STtiSSh Ol
this great and cOngl0msratsd repub'
lie.
A HoOsIER having taken home .
lOoking.glsss IN his trunk, one Of his
hopeful offspring Was curious to see
the coateata Of the mysterious boz.
The mirrpf was on the top WHEN the
yOungster opened Il and he gave
one hasty loOk, popped tho I'D down,
and WITH terror depicted on every
EaAtare, exclaimed, "Oh, mother
mOtheFi father has brought home q
yOu1e bear ) Iseed himl"
ANTHONY sought happiness in love;
Brutus, in glory Cesar, in domin,
ion. The FIRST found disgrace the
second, disgust /; the last, ingrati.
tude- and oil destruction.
SUE your neighbOr as seldom as
possible. Most writs are writs Of
error.
A LAWYERS mouth is pretty much
like . turnpike gate-raTely opened
sxcspt for pay.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-07-08

DOcToR, want you to prescribe for
kne"
The doctor Gsels her pulse.
There is nothing the matter, uidam;
you need rest"
Nov, doctor, just look ct any tongue
Just look at It'll look At Ill New, say,
chat does that need 2" So.
~ think that needs rest, too"
Exit madam, IN q state Of great excite
maNnt.- ~