Cairo evening times. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1865-1866, 1865-09-12
EVENING TIMES.
VARIOUS ITEMS,

-B-Vesuvius has fred up for the season.
IS A time serving class-the watchmakers.
GS Hair apparent-the female waterfall
WARNING TO LADIEs.-Tattle begins with T.
rs The Atlantic Cable-We never shall see
the end of it.
Is Two kinds of statesman..men of A .bilitv
and men of Mol ilty.
vs. May not bird who sleeps upon the
wing be said TO occupy feather bed?
W We often hear of fashionable mar.
RIGGS, but never of fashionable deaths
s8The way to court q lawyers daughter
sue for her. -
eB How does an Irshman wash his face and
hands? BE laues them alone.
eI The State tax of Maine foots up So, 400
600. No wonder the citizens ''cut stick.
gB"The Credit Mobilier has lent the city of
Paris 5O,OO0,OOO.
cThere were 43, 900 baskets of peaches
Oh one train to Philadelphia last week.
GTThe body polite in New York, appears
to be pretty well covered with felons.
1.-THE heaviest boiler on the Dunderberg
weighs 60 tons.
cY Last year 2os, 900 emigrauts arrived here
from Great Britain,
sT-The total capital invested in oil is est.
mated to be 1869, 594, 900.
az Petroleans show symptoms of being very
IN. a0sl1 just now.
"a The brewers and beer-sellers in New
York are at lager-heads.
Y-Advlce to Mr.. cCulloch-take heed
that the Republic receive no more debtriment.
sB The finders of the assassin Booth have
not yet received their reward -@es~--.#--
sB "A man in Borneo owns diamond as
big as hens egg and worth million.
sY 1t is reported that the greater part of
Shreveport, La, has been destroyed by fire.
as A man in Baltimore was last week run
over and killed by hearse " l#
New DEFFIN1uoN.-Masculin millionaire;
feminine. million-heiress.
YThe reason why policemen are never run
over Is that they are nerer IN the acoy
u A gentleman just from high priced no.
tel at Newport, says his money all went by the
board
"a A dissatisfied taxpayer characterizes
the revenue laws as an imposition and the as
SCISSORS as ''impos-ters. u
~ Good news for bad punsters-the Rus
slan Chamberlain and ex--Secretary of State,
Alexander Popoff, is dead.
eI The New York Central Railroad finds
that 300 lbs of peat will run an engine IT'S
miles.
90 Mr.. Quilp says, that he finds much less
difficulty in keeping his word than in getting
anybody to take it, 4.Es
~ "A young lady's first love-kiss has the
same effect on her as being electrified. It's
great shock, but soon over.
SE Mr.. Quilp, who boasts that he ne yer
takes 'eavings,'' wishes to explain that he
doesn't include legacies in that category. Il
sH The ling of Bavaria is fond of riding on
locomotive and INDUCES his taste to the great
alarm of his attendants
rs Stanton and the other Government ope-
rators are hard at work amputating the ''Mili
tary arm
~ A correspondent more addicted to scrip
ture than the classics, asks if the translation
of Homer bears any resemblance to the trans
lation of Enoch.
- At the lowest estimate, it costs the tax
payers over S22, 900 to try man by mill
tary commission IN State where the civil au- |
thority is in full force
s8The Germans had a nice time in New
York last week. They first sang and smoked
themselves to death, and then each man car
ried his own bier
-Gossips tell of rough fight with the |
tiger at Morrissey's Saratoga. A party sat from |
one day till o'clock the next, and the animal |
came out best; they were $50, 900 ahead at |
one time.
A FIRE OF SMALL JoKEs.-The papers state
that somebody has been chipping pieces off
the monumental bust of Bunyan What of it? |
Destroying bunion must Of course be great |
help to the PIgr5na's progress.