Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1865-09-07

hole, that under this new arrange
ment we design making with the con
lservatives and returned soldiers, j
will be necessary to give them 3 larg'
, proportion of the offices, in ordel
that 1t may look less like a reguIal
Democratic, and more like Conser
vatiye and soldier ticket sAsto Tx
Treasury, we have pledged ourxon
to Maj. - that he shall receive
the nomination.
Bung-Wai, there's the Legisla-
thre, can't you give Doc that2 rs!
| Fit-Capti --- has promised US
material aid in this campaign, and
we could do no less than tender him
the Nomination for the office you
have just named. There is one Of
fee however that would suit your
friend exactly. Q 10 tr1s.- aat r.
Bung-What's that. Sgf
TitlSoroner. That Office requires
some considerable degree of medical
knowledge, and Surgical skill, both
ofwhich are combined in the Doctor
to high degree, and emineutly qual
ify him for she duties of that very re
sponsible office.
/ Bung-WSlsTlf seelwhat he says.
What'd you say the office isosorth
mister. efita1 r1II b5l, g1h sncs
Tit am not prepared to say, but
in these war times l presume is very
remuneratiye.9 Il 81 lsAuDg I-4'he q
j Bung--Wal I'll tell the Doc to
come in again and see volt saL
Bisb & Tit-Oh no. 1t is not nee
essary at all sir, we will do all in our
power to render the ticket unexcep-
tionable, and will report to you 2 in
due time.a Good night. Exit Bang.
Bish-There Mr.. Titmouse, ] think
we N anaged that affair very well, l
am highly gratified to find you so
prompt in 1'- 7.i 80
Tit-Cheating the people do you
say. 7U g Iods .T-v Err 81.
Bish--Well, not exactly that, but
in aiding men to. accomodate them
selves to the force of circumstances.
Now for our ticket But before we
proceed further, we might as well
excuse our young friends Snitz d
Swift, as the hour is late and they
need rest, after their long and ar1iG-
Gus service in the1field. ,br....qC
Tit-Yes gentlemen we will lexcnse
you for the balance Of the evening.
We are very thankful for your atten-
dance and assistance, and beg leave
to assure YOU that if possible both of
you shall have positions of honor and
profit on our ticket-~Yon-Mf. Swis-
zercase, / am informed understand
surveyiDgs and we all know Mr.
Snitz is fully competent to tiH the Of
fee of County Clerk. Good night
gentlemen. --oE-y z.4. ..I--t
Snitz & Switz-Good night. Exit
Bish-Now Mr.. Titmouse, that we
have the house to ourselves suppose
we try cigar, and taste some Of your
old Catawba. The smell of that
whisky and stogies has quite affected
my nerves. -,-. -rra- ge "
(Titmouse produces the refresh
ments, and in the act of regallng
themselves, knock is heard at the
front door, the glass and cigars has
tily removed. Enter Bullskin. srs .I
Bish-Why Mr.. BuIlskin, this is
quite surprise. Delighted to have
you return again just at this moment
particularly. We were consulting
upon the propriety of placing your
name on the ticket for Inlirmary Di-
rector for two years. Mr.. Bunghole
has kindly accepted the same office
for three years, and as you reside in
different parts of the county, it will
be decidedly the thing sEIrrt-
'Bull--WalI kinder tho't / ,orter
have something. You know there
amt any feller stuck closter to the
party than 1 hey, and L Ihev'never got
any thing yet, so if you hev a mind
to give me that ere offs, why I'm
agreed ter tax it. 1 don't jist now
kno much about what 1t wants, or
what it'll pay, but its the homer I'm
after. y---, .@-.--5 @
Bish-Then Squire we shall con
slider that settled. Good evening
Squire -.-. Er-
Bullskin-- Good evening sir.
Couldn't lend me fifty cents til /
cum in agin could yu Mr.. T'tmouse?
l didn't bring any change along, but
as the night is so dark and wet, guess
1 shall bev to stay in town all night
TIT regret to say Squire that 1
am just out of change. These times
there are SO many burglars about that
no prudent man should carry any
money about him. Probably Mr.
Bishop could letyou have that sum.
Bish. 1 have but twenty
FIVE cents in small change, and that
1 am afraid is counterfeit. You are
welcome to it Squire if 1T will an
swer your purpose. zd,o-5T ar75r-l
Bull-Oh yes / can git along, any
kind of money is better an none.
Thank you-When does the In
fernally Director take his office.
Tit-Oh very shortly after he is
elected. p vi auCI
Bull,--Wal, I'll be ready at any
time, jist let me kno. i
Bish.-We will advise you of
your election as soon as it occurs
Good night. sia Exit Bung. ssssIaI
There, once again we are alone,
Now Mr.. Titmonse that wine, and
cigars. I feel as though 1 could ap-
preciate them just at this moment.
: fTitmouse produces wine and Gig