The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1865-12-08
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SPARE LnEs.

" NH|' S4esS~~S ~~~~~s
Tell . man In . siosls word that BE- took
hte breakfast At-sss.s-dte. SG.d'ls ..f
The most spproprisss Timber for Sewing na-
chinss.-Hss.lock. IN r75 3, lols ied,in
Il b ssid that With Ysntss every Day pc
day Of of'reckouing.' Z, M hi ~
The noss charitable Of rani.als--Ths
: skast-bs sivs everybody - .sss . ts)ssns.
Z Let our nsannss b our fsoistoel, noteaR
ssshiou. - q. V"tttf'
When is broad aiivsf When there be H.
tle Indian In 70 ,.lt IA3-|itlt
Why b Doctor like oobbleei ne pesosi.
ecs the healing (hesliug) art. Cihi
Why isa anguiusry spistls Ike Sufssoaf
Il is letter OF blood. ,,ss.,... "a
b. Where wss Adam going when hs W. 10 his
thirty-ninth yssri Into his fortisth.
"Doetor, Il you cut oapy lsg swkwardly, I
shall y long - I live b mad = . hopper.
What doe telegraph operator DO when b.
receives the Assls Of Important newell Waits
for details Of oourss. " ~ .',,' ,,.,...:.',,
There is . man down 10 Troy By he nsus Of
Innocent Byron. Could there be Q moro inoou.
gruous spishss for that surpamsi : 'H.1
Owing to the high prices ofsll kinds Of meat,
company b soon 10 b started In Boston fos
tho manufacture Of pork out Of pig iron.
Many smsn is blsckbsllsd By those who are
hardly 81 70 perform that operation upon hi
boots. .ir llff ya t0 H1- .il ,fi H.'
why is mans chin the most unlucky part
Of his body. Because Il b constantly getting
into scrapss. s tJ~l. s., rgiay f
lie who gsts angry Ia discussion while bic
opponent keeps COOL holds the hot end Of tho
poker.
Grumbling b all very we'll IN III place. lis
the deep bass that soes 70 make up the haruo-
ny Of being. ,.'Tsr ''.' ''sftas
Ifs shoemaker, In approaching hh end ssr.
scold. and gives up his sol, what will become
Of bis sole, when he bresthss bic last,
h Il is strange that men will talk Of Miracles,
revelation, Inspiration, and the like, q things
past, while love remains. ''
Porson once returned with The manuscript Of
friend, che answer, that Il would be read when
Homer and Vigil wsro forgotten, bat nos ell
then. ''.aHI.a sl. 1., -.i
Tho pit.hole Record says there arc no mos.
quitoes 10 the oil regions. That is probably
owing to every one being % we'll srsssed that
the mosquitoes could not get foothold. y
Wears told that "liks cures like." We
wish our clever homeopathic would invent .
much moro valuable system 70 sooisty BY which
"dslikes should cure disliks." ~"
II is BY hero little and shsrs little, BY
untiring ssiduitv and By strokes inoesssnsly
rspested. that good b done. whether in TIE ms-
tssisl OF the moral world. '.'.,'''o
Never dsspiss counssls, from whstsrcr quar-.
tsr they reach you. Remember that The pearl
s keenly sought for, in spite Of the coarse she'll
which en,slops Il. ~. ..s ,'.,
It 10 the vios Of the uulearnsd 10 suppose that
the knowiedg' Of DOCKS u OF no seoouns. and
the 'ies OF scholar, % snlae 'hss' = no Other
o"'s0 "o'' .s' d. ".r
IfMr. Rowland Hill were 70 give each Of his
children half Ia sovereign, Why would hs b like
e ''''s ''"' '' 's "' ''P' ''' '''''s ''"''
WIN s0'a' ~ - .1sH'1 .1E.
Lo'o 70 severe critic. Hate can pardon
moro than love. They who sspirs 70 Iovs
.oi.ny 'uc''. 'os'''e ~ I" n'"' % o'0 80 "o's
ns'o 'n.n An5 0'ae'' l7go'" ~ ,tslrsm
Hsrmions h . very pretty sppsilasiou tor an
engaged young LADY. VI feourss sSeswsssh',rs
Of . LADY with snss name would % oonsnus'iy
myins;-"how delightful h viu b 70 call
"T-"y'0"s'' Z" :. ,.1,rr.
whining ,oios, which some. even god people.