Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1865-06-30
Mr.. NASBY MAKES A DELEGAsHUR wv His
SELF ARD VISITS THE PRESIDENT.
SAINTS REST, (Which is the estait NV }
Moo Gersey.l MAY 15, 1865.


All the stats NV the North, and the
heft NV them recently subjoogatid, all the
Sosieties, Associashuns and Churchis
that ever herd Nv, hev sent delegashens
fer the purpose NV volunteern advise ,
j Johnson, the moo Presydent. Feelin that
Moo Gersey should not be behind in the
advise bizniss, [ electid myself delega-
shun, borrered a clene shirt, and travelled
2 Washington. [ was announst as Il del
egashun from Moo Gersey," and wus to-
wunst ushered in2 the presents.
Where is the delegashun?' ejakoolated
the Presydent, hurry EN- up, fer I've
thirteen more to reserve this afternoon.
'Androo j ohnson," sed [, impressively,
Jest dun honor to the deceest Presydent.
"Troo," returned he, "sich stats honor
patriots-after they are dead.
L resent the lnsInooashun, with skorn.
Ez proof that the murder of the Presy-
dent wrung the popler hart of Moo Gersy,
let me say sir, tnat the Camden and Am
boy Drekturs, at meetin calld fer the
purpus, abslootely votid carry the corps
NV the deceest Presydent over the roadfer
half-fare a honor never b4 akorded to
emmy livin or ded individjooal. But let
that pars. Moo Gersey needs no speshl
Their she stands Look at her-if you
hev a microscope.
Il cum Androo ez a ORIGINAL Dimocrat,
who whatever other sins he may hev com
mitted, never sl1ratcht his ticket er di-
looted his whisky. In behalf Nv that
Dimocrisy [ speek.
Et hez been menshuned 700 wunst
er twict thata immense responsibility rests
on yoor sholders The Suthern stats
struggled fer their rites, but were squelcht.
They fought like heroes, but fell, becoz
Nv overpowrin numbers agin EN-. The
down-yoor irun heel is on2 their necks
What will yoo do ? VIII 700 grind EN-, er
will yoO be magnanymus
'Wunst we Wuz happy nashen, and
we kin be so agin-it rests with yoo. Yoo
must consulate the Dimocrisy. Our par
ty north is magnanymus. w We stand reddy
to fergive 700 fer hayin draftid us, fer
havin taxi us to support an unconstitOosh-
nal war, providin yoo'u stop now. Woo
our Suthren brethren back with jentle
wurds. They are a high-speretid aud
sensitive race, that kin never be subjooga-
ted. Take 'em agen tu yoor buzzum, and
don't hoomiliate EN- by degraden con-
dIshuns. Give um chance to ferglVe us
fer whalin NV EN-. Restore their Mig
gers, pay their war debt, invite Magofin
and Vance and Brown and the rest NV the
Guvners back their various capltols-
give Lee and Forist and Boregard their
possishuns In the reglar army, and penshun
the disabled confederate heroes.
"Ther mustn't be no hanging. Yoo've
got that unfortunate statesman, Davis-he
fell in2 yoor hands becauz he wuz ignor-
ant Nv the style of yoor (lait Linkin s.
minyuns He mite hev knode that the
sojers never seed a woman takin to the
woods without chasin her But he must
not be hung, Democracy looks upon the
matter thus:
''Yoo cant hang man fer conspirin
agin the Government onless he takes up
arms.
"Ef few take up arms, its only u riot,
and no hangin matter, cept when Ablish-
mist like John Brown do it. In sich
cases, hangin is alluz in order.
EFF a number of stats do it, it's a rev
oloochen, and them eZ 700 capcher must
be treated ez bellyggerants, and prisoners
NV war.
"This wud probably satisfy the South
AT the North, less is reqwired. The Dim
ocracy is eeasily consiliated. Give our
feeders enuff NV the or1ises support EN-,
with the privilege of managin things
SCOT us, and the trubble is ore. On them
terms wen support yoor Administration
or eny uther mans, coTjelly and hartily
and peese will agen wave her white pin.
yuns over the land, and will continyoo :
wave en- ontil the Suthren hart il agen
! fired
Il hev dun-Noo Gersey hez spoke
II rather spect mywurds will bare froot
| Look out fur change NV policy.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
"Lait Faster NV the Church nv the Noe
Dispensashun.