The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1865-12-28
Sayings aud Doings Of Josh Killings.


Sayings and Doings Of Josh RiliinSs.
Il is highly important that when .
man makes up bis mind tsw become
raskal, that he should examine himself
closely, and see il he aint better cousti.
tuted for pbool.
largy in this way, If man 10 right he
cant b too radikal, and il he is Teug, he
cant be too conssrvatif
"Tell the trsth and shame the devil"
| kno lots Of people who can shame tho
devil easy enuf, bu. the ts.hsr thing
bothers them.
1t iza very delikit job tsw forgivss
man without lowering him in his own
estimation, and yours too.
As gincral thing, when = woman
wares the britches she has a good rite
tew them. 1t is admitted now by every.
body, that tho man who kan git fat on
berlony sasssge, has got good deal Of
dorg in him
Wooman's inhooenzc iz powerful-es.
pecislly when she wants anything.
Men amt apt to be kicked out of good
society for being rich
The road to ruin is always kept is good
repair and the travellers pay the expense
fit
If a man commences life BY being .
6rst lieutenant in his own family. ho
need never look for promotion.
The cnly prof. there is in keeping
more than Que dog is what you can mako
on the board.
Young man, study Difference; i: is the
best card in the pack.
Honesty is the poor mans pork, and
the rich mans pudding.
There is luxury in sometimes feeling
lonesome.
A New FASHIONED SHoE.--A new
style Of shoe is worn in New York city.
The invention is simple. The upper
part of the boot or shoe is cut out 10 al
most ordinary fashion by regular shoe.
maker The sole and heel are made Of
hard maple wood, and are joiued by
shank of sole leather, which gives all
needed elasticity Tbs uppers are fasteu.
ed to the sole bya thin band Of iron,
which encirsles the rim Of the sole, and
fsstens sole and upper together in . man
ner far more efectual than any sewing
can do. When put together the shoe
makes q handsome appearance, and 10 ~
light .s a leather shoe Of corresponding
size. The heels are comfortably followed
out on the upper side, and the soIes have
the proper curve to insure easy walking.
HARsHNEss AND SYMPATHY.-Never
attempt to drive fellow being into the
adoption of your views of the fitness Of
things. You may coax him, argue with
him, entrsat him, button hole him, bore
him, admonish him, warn him, and, if
you have money enough for the exigen-
cy, you may try to hire him but, if you
desire to remain in a peaceful frame Of
mind while you inhabit a heshy tenement,
don't abuse him, or develop spirit Of
coercion. If he is going wrong course
with the evident design Of bringing up
in a land Of sorrow and thick shadows,
either let him 60, or else touch him very
gently on the shoulder, and say to him:
"Brother, please come with me-
Many poor fellow has gone crashing
down the sleeps Of perdition, helped on
bis way by = cold, heartIess, upsympa
tbstic world. Harshness has grated on
his sensitive spirit; and no echo from a
far-of land Of sympathy has terminated
his courage, and impslled him to retrace
his steps. And many poor fellow,
whose impulses partake Of the nobility
and excellence Of the original creation,
has been saved from everlasting ruin by
tho kindness which emanates from true
friendship and brothsrly affection. lle
has found the better way,-uot driven
to it by sneers, insults, contemptuous
glances, and slanderous assaults, but
has been led to it, all the way up prec.
ipice of despair, by the hands of sympa.
thy aud enlightened humanity.
Friend, you who read these few lines
are, to fearfully responsible extent,
your brothers keepers. Invested in tho
panoply of your own virtues, and above
the assaults Of those temptations which
have dcsolated half tho world, see that
you do not become murderer for the
want of those graces which give life and
hope instead Of despair, Register.
NEWSPAPER PosrAGE-The follow.
ing paragraph from section l3l, Post
Office regulations Of 1859, will furnish
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