Wilmington journal. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1844-1895, 1865-01-12
COuTting.

Counting il luxury, it IL salad, it liz isc water it
liz the pla spell the soul. The who has never
courted has lived in val be bas been blind man
among landscapes and waterskapes he has been def
man in the land hand Origins, and by the side ov
murmuring canals Counting is like little springs ov
water that steal out under little elk thu foot oy
noun ain, aud down the hill side by side singing
and dancing and scattering each other, eddying aud
trothing aud kaskadiug, hiding under the bank
full Of shadder, till byemby tina and then they
go slow. l am 10 favor ov long conrtug it gives the
parties chance to find out each others trump kards it
is good exercise and is just iLnassent little me.
rino lambs.
Counting is like strawberries and cream-wants TO
be did slow, then you git the flavor. have saW folks
git acquainted, tall in uv, git married tie down and
git tew wurk in three weeks from date. This is just the
way folks larn trade-akounts for the great mum
Der OF almlety mechanckS which we have and the
poor 100 tina turn out. Perhaps it is best if shuld
state good advise tew voting men who are able to
court with final view to matrimopy as it was
In the lust place, young man, yu want tew git yure
system aw rite nd then find youog woman who IS
willing to be courted on the square.
The next thing liz to fine out how old che is which
you dew b asking her, and she will say that she Ia
years old, and this you will find wont be far from
out of the
The next best thing is to begin to moderate say
onse every nte in the week for tie ust six months
increasing the dose the patient seems to require.
II is ust rate to the girls mother leeta
on the start Tor one thing woman despEos and
that is leete good courling if it done strictly
the square. After the ust year you will begin to be
vel acquainted and will begin to like the bizzjnesi
There is one thing alwas advice, and that s, not
to swOp autographs Ufener than once in ten days un
less you Orket how the gal looks.
Occasionally yu want tew look sorry and draw in
yure wind tho yu had pain this will set the girl 10
tet zing yu tew fad out what ais you.
Evening meetings good thing teW tend 1t will
keep pure religion and then if the gal happens
to be there b ksden she Can ask you to so hum with
her.
AS general thing wouldn't bra; On tber gals
much when | was counting. 1t de look as tho you
knu tn much.
If you will court three years in this va, awl the time
tie square, it you don't tz IeeIe the sIckest
time 10 yure life, you can get measured for bat at
mi expense, aud pa for it.
Don't court for mummy, tuty, nor reashuns
these things just about the heroine lie refining
bzzness, liable lew get out of repair and bust any
minute court gal for tun for the uV you bare her.
for the verue and Dizziness there is in her court her
for wife and mother; court her you would court
farm tor the strength the sile and the pertekshua
ov the title, court her tho she want mule eud yu
nuthtr; court her in the kitchen aud in the parlor
the wash tub aud at the pianer court this wa,
young man, and if you don't git good vile, the fault
won't be 10 the counting.
Young man, you Can rely on josh Billings, and il
you liant make these rules work, s send for him, nnd
he will show you no" the thi"g il dd-it shau't cost
you sent.-(Josh Billings.
Outdoor ExERCIsE.-Iti is owing mainly to their
ueSnt ID OUTDOOR exercise naL the eeVa ed classes 10
England reach patriarchal age outstanding their
habits of high living of wine drinking and many 9th
er misunderstanding agencies the death OF their gen
erals their lords their ears ard their dukes chron
iced almost every week. at seventy eighty and ninety
years it is because they will be on horseback, the
most elegant, rational and accomplished OF all forms of
mere exercise, boh for sOus aad daughters. But the
whole credit Of longevity to tn sc classes must not b.
given to their love Of held sports it must be divided
with the other not less characteristic traits Of nny Ee
riiah -hp will take fhp
we, people, persuade ourselves to do the thing
habituay, it would add ten years to the average OF hui
man life, and many broken fortune and broken
constitution. "-JOurndL of Health.