The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1865-06-10
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The more idle is the buster 1t generally is
The most powerful men sometimes doubt their
bower. The feeblest. never
Prentice thinks it no more than right that men
should seize time by the forelOck for the rude old
fellow sooner or later, pulls all their hair out
The guilty man is doomed TO carry ana rouge us
fercest accuser III his own bosom.
Some men nobIy serve their country by dying
upou the battle field Others can serve It by dying
anywhere
Most Of the shadows that cross our path through
life are caused by standing in our own Hght.
Death comes to good man to relieve him' II
comes to a bad man 70 relieve society
A Frenchman was asked his opinion OF the Derby
Races He spread his arms, shrugged MS shou.. '
ders raised his eyebrows, and SAID mere usy
come, dere dey go pay me one huNu''N P
Ma foi r0iia tout y
The remark Of a New Hampshire Minister VIII ap-
DIV very we'll in any latitude lie said that lliins
nr or i've miles TO social gathering IN the evening
w,s a fine thing. bat IL half q mile IN the CITY On
S,nJ,v morning was II great distance to Church
4 bacbslor poIitician remarked TO lady that soap
stone was excellent to keep the feet warm IN oed'
.Yss she repIied but some gentlemen nave an l1i-
provemeut on that which you know nothing about:
O.d bachelor turned pale anu maintained d "l7''u'
silence.
The last story told Of Sidney Smith s OF his going
10 the baths at Brighton to reduce his size. y
frieui him, and said lou are v- o ;, ~
thinner than when I saw you last l es. was
the reply have only been ten days here, Out 'ney
have scraped enough of me already To MAKE u Gu
rate
The CHrLp AND THE DoG-A little boy had iived
for some time with a penuriOus uncle me I"tIei
vv,a ono .v walking out with the child AT his sue,
whsr e friend accompanied by greyhound accosteu
him The little fellow, never having seen dog Oi 50
slim and slight texture cnsped Tue G ~ ~
thu ueck with the impassOned cry, o. doggie' dog
ge and diu ye live wi your uncle tae' tha' you
are 50 thin y
Daniel O'Connell. in response to a toast given at
ro1itic1I meeting. IN compliment TO MS "l'e gave
the following beautiful! reply Inere are soile
trs OF 80 sacred and sweet nature, that they may
h. compreheuied by those who are hapPy' Out they
cannot be possibly described by any human being
An that shall DO i to thank you IN the lame OF
be- sb, was the dsintcrested choice OF my youth :
NJ "a. the ever cheerful companion OF my manly
ve,rs and who is the sweetest soace OF that seTe
- r.II1yr Ie,f' ace at which / have arrived In
her name thank you aud this you may reauiiy pc
eve for experience, think, will show 10 Us al 'ha'
nan cannot battle aud struggle with malignant enc
ufes unless his At home Is warm and comforta,
Bs-unless the honey Of human life IS commended
by hand that he loves
p,-r,r waits sore trial when daughter
sbaU marry against her fathers appreciation a
T,,Ts L,r1- -bsarteduess and aversion to a reconcile
nent j. always parionabIe- After all; "iu DOCK,
wrav's way j. perhaps, the wlses'. Ills pest Io'ed
tsr,b,ar male a most imprudent match; IN iact'
sT,-J ,r;,b tho last man in the world that her
f,tbe- T0ulI have wished her to marry All the
world aid he would never speak 10 her asa'h
For months she burst not write 10 hiu, nuIn . eo.
- - Rut in n casual rencounter, he met
her in the streets Of Ware-Ware that VIII long
remember the mild virtues Of William Dockwray
Esq What said the parent to his dlsooedient GnIlu
whose knees filtered under ber at the sisht OF nun
"Ha. Sukeyl Is il you: 2" with that oenevoIen
aspect With which be paced the street OF war; war
veaerateI ~ an angel; - come and dine wiz VIII
ne on sunday" Then turning back, as II he mac
forvo,tsn something he added, "snd, Sukey, d
you hear. bring your husband with you" THIS wa
all the reproof She heard from him Charles Lamp