Daily national Republican. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1862-1866, 1865-08-25
Mr.. Nasty Meets q "Reconstructid
suthern sbivelry, and has Conf'den-

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Mr.. Nasty Meets q "Reconstructid
suthern sbiveIry, and has Conf,den-
SAINTS RRsT, (which 10 in the
stait ov Moo Gersy) July IL, 1885.
I ay bin In Washington, and while ther
Iwuz iptrodoost to Glneral Marion Sumter
FItzhoo Gusher, ov Mississippy. l was
anxious meet with Represeptativ Dem
ikrat Nv the South. 3 interchange views,
hey soothin confdencis, TO unbuZzim, be-
coz for the past 4 years the Dimekratik
party hez bin trooly seckshnal, and the
seckshun II hez okkepied is not the identi.
kle seckshin onto which the offlses Is loka-
It'd, and only by perfeck union with our
wunstloved brethren nv the South, kin we
ever get onto troOly Nashnel ground.
Gineral Gusher is q troo gentleman ofthe
raal Suthern skLol. He puts @. 8. A. arter
his name, onto the hotel register, and his
rings, buzzum pin, and the he'd nv his
cane, Is all made NV the bones nv mizable
Yankee soldiers who fell at Bull Ruu-he
SEE by his own hand, and II must be so,
for who ever knode Suthern man TO boast
vaingloriouslyl We met and embraced
weeping perioosely.
"Alars!" sobbed the Giueral. "wat q
nitmare hez obskoord our respective wish
uns for the parst yeers! wuz alluz a
Union man, alluz! alluz! alluz! The old
flag How'd with more nor parental affeck'
shuu-2 me 1t wuz more nor lifer'
"Why, then my Attacks, ''sobbed I, "did
you raise your parrsidle hand agiu III"
"Why, my beloved Because MY STAT
secesht, and wuz carried along by tor
rent nv public opinion which l could not
stem, and went with her. But Its all
over. We hev awoke, and Pm here In
the capital Nv my beloved country, under
the shadow Nv that glorious flag which is
the pride of Americans aud the terror OF
all weak nasbens which hez territories con-
tiguous, reddy to take oath and resoom
the citiz spship laid orr, and agin run the
Guvment for Its own honor aud glory"
"Hev 700 pardonl" SEE I. "Methinks
wunst paper recent my humble village,
which is unanimously Dimekrstik-it cum
around O package of goods fIom Moo
York-snd in that paper saw your name
ez wun nv the OFFICERS who killed the mig
ners at Fort Piller. Am ritel
"You air. Pm q gushin Guild nv ma.
cher; Pm enthusiastic. Labrin under the
same delusion that secesht us, l believed
at that time that wus doiu a good thing In
KILN them property of ours that Liuken
he'd shovd bloc kotes onto. l hev nU
apologies to offer; am now writin justi'
6cashen.
81, and speak for thousands nv the
shivelrous sons of the south who would
like good square meal wunst more, am
willin to be consolidated. The opportoo.
nifty lie now offered the Government TO
konsiliate-us. We are returnin prodygle
sons-kill yoor fa.d veel and bring out
yeor golden rings and purple robes and
sich. We SIX c)udishuus-we shel insist
on terms, but we air disposed to be reason.
able. We air willin to acknowledge the
soopremacy of the Government, but there
must be no humiliashen. A proud, high.
spirited people like US won't stand it-nO
sir, we cannot. Their must be no hangin,
no conflscation, no disfranchisin. We air
willin TO step back jes ez we slept out, re-
soomin our old status, trusting no engi-
neering to get SIGH other pints az air not
here encomeratid. Without them condish-
uns the union wood not be one ov hart
twood be boiler mockery. Wat we all go
In for is union foundid on luv, which is
strongerer and more solder than muskits
Harris is trumps-let the platform behesrts
and all Is well.r
"But General" SEE !, Gin all this wat do
700 perpose for us northern Dimocrats?''
Towards them our bowles melt with
luv. We forgive 700. II 700 kin tax the
old atIitood, vel and good, eff not''-
"Hold, SEE l, 'don'L threat. A ginuine
northern dimekrat wants but little here be-
low, but wants that little long. Give him
a small post orfs, q Niger driver TO look
up to and a Niger TO look down to, and he
is supremacy happy. Eta angle in glory
wuz to offer to trade Places with him, harr,
golden crown and all, he would ask Ids
Nv course them positions yu kin hev-
we don't want EN-. All we ask Is to make
the platforms, and hev such otiisis ez hawty,
heightened men kin efford 2 to take, and
yu uns kin hev the rest.
But wun thing must be understood. The
scenes of the Charlestun Convenshun IN ust
never be re enactid-there must be no more
Duglissis. Under the new dlspensashun
yu dance whenever we fiddle, asking no
questions. The Lushern hart must never
agin be fired-it would consume itself
ZEE soon ez hev took the oath, / shel
immejitly go hum and run for Congris-
see tn 1t tibet yu hev enuf dimikrats ther
that we, jintly, kin control things. Nv
coarse, in q Union Nv luv, ther must be
equality. Linkin's war debt must never
be pade, unless ourn is-his hirelins must
never be pensioned unless our patriots Is.
Wat delightful spektakle! Men who yis-
terday wus a gougin each uther onto the
iOoiu Nv uessiosto-uhy uThWlu ptnbnuDb
amikably from the 81 me treasury! The ca
gle wud flap his wings with 10y, and
a pgels would exclaime, "BulIyp' l am
disabled from wounds received on the field
and rejoice that our penshun law Is so lib
raj.
go home, my friend, and marshel fer
the conflict. Tell yoor centred Commits
TO collect expense mummy, and l, and Gin
raj Forest, and Kernel Moseby, and Champ
Ferguson, and Dick Turner, and Boregaid d,
and perhaps that noble old hero (take orr
yoor hat while / pronounce his gellorous
nance, Ginral Robert E. Lee, will cum
up and stump the North fer yoor tikits. l
hev dun. 60"
''Noble man, "thot l, ex he stalkt IN ages
tically away, takin, in aabstractin m tanner,
my new hat and umbreller, leavin his old
vans; "who coodent ioller thee, and SIGH
forever and forever"
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
Lait Faster nv the Church Nv the Moo Dis
pensashun.