Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1865-09-01
Mr., Massey SEARCHES THE SCRIPTURES AND
GETS COMFORT TBEREFROM'


SAINTS REST, (Which is in the staff NV
Moo Gersey,) August IL, 1860. The
contemplation Nv the Niger hez, in
times past, given me CRATE deel NV trub'
lie. Niger hez to me bin inkubus' a
nitemare. never Good see why the
snecies was created, never Good | under
stand why they wuz put onto the iace Nv
the earth, any more than toads or other
di.gustin obgecks. But last mite lite
Inst onto mel seed it all!
wuz low-sperited and dePrest Jef'
Davis a pinin in loathsum dungeon
the English capitalists a mournin Tor
their cotton bonds and refusin to be com
forted because the Confederacy is not
Mrs. Surratt a danglin in the air-Mlll-
tary Courts plenty and habis cor2nsis
skarce--the loosenis with which people
nut their mummy into 740's-the soJers
returnin and goin for constooshne dime
Gratis, and the genral decentralization Nv
Democracy, all conspired to give me the
horrors. and to add to my distress, the.
jug wuz out! ! To avoid madn8s, !
took up the Bible Il board with Ju'tis
Nv the Peace, who hez to keep one to
sware witnesses or) and happened to
open at the 9lh chapter ov Jennys's.-
Yoo know all about that blessid chapter
Noer, after the water went down, cum
down from Aryat, went into iarmln and
planted grapes extensive. One day be
took nip too much and laid down with
Insufficient clothin on him. His I'd son
Ham seed him in that fix, and when No
er awoke, while his hair was still puIIln,
he Gust him and his posterity, and sed
they shood be servants forever.
Ham (Which in the original Hebrew
signifies bind quarter uz a hog) wuz
the father Nv the Afrikins, and they hev
bin slaves every sence.
| seed a lite to-wunst-l realized the /
importance Nv the niger. He is the
connection link in the chane Nv circum-
stances witch led 10 the Iormashen Nv the
Dimekratic party--he has kept the bles-
sid old masheen runnin to this day.
Observe.
Whiskey Cor wine, wich is the same
thing made Noer tight.
Ham seed Noer inebrated.
Noer Gust Ham, which turned him in
to a Niger and a servant. |,
That the scripters might be fulfilled,
The children Nv Ham wuz brot to Amer
ika, to be servance here.
Wikkid men set themselves agin the
skripters, and tried to make men Nv the
niggers.
The Dimekratic party ariz for the Pur-
pose Nv keepin the niger down, and that
deliterul biznes has given them employ
ment for morn 80 yeers.
Ez shet the book | GOOD not help re-
markin in the words Nv the samist
GOOD Lord upon what slender threds,
Hang everlasting things"
Sposin Noer, instid of plantin grapes,
had gone to practisn law, or into the
grocery biznss, or buying prodoose on
commshun, or putin up patent medicIns
he woodent have cussed Ham. Ham
woodent hev turned black, there woodent
hev bin no niggers, no Abllshnists, and
consequently no Dimekrats'
Or, sposn all Nv Hams children had
taken diptheris, and died--the same re-
suits wood hev follered.
Whisky made niger, Niger made Dl-
mocricy. Take away whisky and mig
ger, and Dimocrisy woodent be of no
more akkount than one armed man at
a raisin.
Whisky! Niggerl Dmccrisyl Oh,
savory trinity.
We don't none of us read the scripters
enuff.
PETROLEUM V. MASSEY,
Lat Pastur NV the Church Of the Moo
Dispensashun.