New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1865-07-20
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inclined TO change llell oiu oniiio Ava Az"
the Rebels of Dooly County, in the State OF
Georgia, have been good enough to hold meet
ing, and to signify to this anxious nation that
they graciously consent "Jor the present, to sub
NIT to the Constitution of the United States and
all laws in accordance with the same" The
"whereas," wherewith they preamble this
amiable resolution is model of logical and
philosophical perSpicacity. In its naked and
beautiful simplicity, it is as follows: "Whereas'
We have been overpowsred by numbers" This
reminds US of the fighting colonel who detailed
to his neighbors the particulars of his great
tussle with rival bully. sit was the tallest
fight" said he, lever known IN them
diggings." "But who hollered?" asked
an auditor. ave had it, nip and tuck,
for two hours" said the Colonel
but who holered I" again asked bystander.
Judge Jones'" said the Colonel, declared
that my gouging was beautiful" "But who
hollered :" still queried neighbor." Well,
the fact is" admitted the Colonel, the fight
had been going on two hours, and, as | thought
it was getting little tedious to the spectators,
hollered!" This will serve as tolerable
comment upon the resolutions above alluded to,
Of which the following are specimens:
Whcrea. We have FOR four ye,r most hrsvey and gal
antly couended for rights with the United Staes and,
IS Iph>reas. We have been overpowered by numbers; -
Reored That will for the present submit TO the Con
'uton Of the United States aud ali laws IN accordance WIN
the same" - -,
Thank you, gallant gentlemen What will
you takei We do not refer to simple drinks;
but is there anything substantial which we can
do to show our gratitude That awful condi-
ton for the present." may well appall US.
Relieve US from our CONSERVATION by stating
your terms Take away the Damocles sword
suspended over our festive board! Leave us
not a prey to bewilderng uncertainty! In
short, state plainly what you will charge Tor
solemn promise never to take your county out
of the Union! Do not tantalze rs with your
"for the present for what should we do with
ont your We know that you are "brave and
gallant" We have it upon the best of authority
your own! What could this lovely Republic
do against you and your desperation What
would happen to US ii you should take it into
your heads to be brave" and gallant l"
again Name your terms! "Nggers l'-take
'em work em! fog 'em! pickle 'em! sell
EN- swindle 'eml starye em only do not
again turn upon us, dear county! Do you want
money! Send down to McCulloch and ne will
give you cords of greenbacks! Whisky Hogs
heads of it, warranted to eat holes in your
stomachs in five minutes after its reception,
shall be drawn to your very doors by Govern
ment mules; and, if Government does not know
what real rifle whisky is, it is no fault OF the
contractors So, name your terms, brave and
gallant chevaliers Flesh-pots. porter-pots,
money pots - land, "niggers," cash, boots.
coats, anything-only take back that painful
"ior the present" You are the under-dog, so
to speak, now; but who knows what you may
be tomorrow This is world of change and
chance: and, for the sake of security and perma-
nence, we are willing 10 buy your allegiance for
all time, aud not merely "tor the
present." provided You do not demand
too much. Fifty cents III postal
currency, We should he willing 10 pay to each
of you-50 cents and moderate ralionSl Only
do not subject us again to the woe, and waste Of
war We managed the Con.edcracy; but who
knows what We could do with q plucky little
county like yours 1t may sometimes he easier
to kill giant than 10 crush gnat
These resolving gentlemen above appealed to
show such a commcndable love Of law and
order that We enthusiastically hope that We do
not appeal to them in vain; for did they not
also pass the following
Re,ored That will pu, down oil vagsarey sns crime
especially among me Black population"
This reminds us of the colored person who
said he loved both his children alike specially
Pomp." The White Migrants and criminals are
to have long day-they are to be punished
and put down at the public lesure-the first
fresh efforts of these friends Of morality and
industry are to be bestowed upon the Blacks;
and, when they are redeemed and regenerated,
White folks will come in for their chance of
yirtuous polishing. From the most authentic
evidence in our possession, we should have sup
posed it policy and prudence to begin with the
Whites as the most pressing, desperate ana
dangerous cases AS the superior receive
mean superior in everything except industry
and yirtue-we think the White entitled to the
first manipulation light Yellows next-the
dark Fellows next-and then the Blacks But,
remembering that these "brave" and gallant
Resolvers may take ofiense, and are only loyal
Z" for the present, We say no more. If they are
to be considered as a fair specimen of Southern