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Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

Pos'tive ana permanent cure for Syphilis
Scrofula Ulcers, Sores, Spots, letters, &c.
;. me lnere Is not another remedy known to equal
Gates it, Price q rs per bottle, Sent by Ernrass
The efficacy Of these remedies is alike scfnov.
lodged BY Physicians as well as patients. They
are used In the U: $. Hospitals thus restoring
to health many ofour brave soldiers
Wat Surgeons say of tAe Samaritar;. H.,,ed;,. !.
Posr HOSPITAL, Fl. Marshall. /
baltimore, Feb. 90, 1854.
! have great satisfaction in stating that have
used Is. the Samaritan Remedies for Vencrcal
h nssas s 70 MS moss customary forns; that
Pscleriy. and have found them to respond to INV
s.S scsp:s'ons promptly and efiectualIy. Know.
asnc .e; =. composition, have the fullest conf
Sem ssss"Ss fTssisncy, and as far as my use Of
Al'sas 9. Se...a Asst s ssen s stso =
tsbG7-dly oTk ~, Proprletors.
"a Sees d.. Philadslphia
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

OH CRREK. Pa. Aug. %. 1868.
j. J. KROMER-Please find enclosed one dol
lar, for which send me box Of the "Antidote
for Str Ong Drink" have had one boz and il
did me good, but want another to make sure
work Of It. Yours,
Nm. RICE
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

A man invested $500 in one Of the benev'
lent institutions which distribute gold ar
iclcs and such things at 800 each. He
'tches 1ud jewelry which purported to
- sending his prizes to
SRkCElk C1ee to be melted,
60 worth OF
Ne rsee pspalaeiAy u Nss. Wou wonder
ase syssn ~ sAflarsa tsssAisg haSsssn cheap
Is'netpasa psssess 70 ~ up articles =
- - se0e pszpses. h aAvsetislae wa,A,
Aa"s - saly sspisa s~r sAvsetissnss>eH re-
49, ffoa tAspesss, ~ hass sspasA ssrsrng
~ le1tsssnsa slrUnaa ~ ssAses, e41e
Beware q ~ itaassa. apls-dAw1y q;
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

THoRoLp. CANADA Wssr, Sept. 16, 1868.
Mr. J. J. KRONER, SHIN answer to mine
Of the Sd, received box Of " DR.. Zane's Anti
iote.' In reply, think it will answer took
i myself according to directions. feel no in
clinstion for strong drink since. Yours,
JAMES SHANNON
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

DREsRAcK, Oct 20. 1853.
DEAR Sn:-1 am happy to say your cure Tor
proves efectual
MRS. MARIA YOUNG,
Dresback City, MINI.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
Resistance ntan End !!

IEcSi.1H0Cc AT an HihO
Great news of brilliant achievements IS arriving
from every quarter. Heads that most furious Y
rebel against the laws Of beauty, whether they
i've white. IRON grav. sandy or glarihg red.
erywhere Stril4 5mg their COl0B's. and
assuming tie loveliest brown Or the most lustr
Gus and perfect black. under the swift operation OF
CHR lS'rAUDlIHO's blair IN T.,
which trans cures IN few moments. Manuiac-
tured nv j. CnnrsrApoRo, No. 6. Aston House
New York Sold by druggists. Applied by all
Hair dressers. m29 d&w1m
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

GECRET DISEASES
- SAMARlTAN'S GIFT,
SAMAElTAN'S GIFT
The most certain remedy ever used
Yes, a positive cure.
baisam Copas and Mercury Discarded.
Only ten pills to be taken to effect cure
lhey are purely vegetable, having no smell or
any unpleasant taste, and will not njure the bow
els or stomach OF the most delicate.
cures from two TO four days, and recent cases
In Twenty four hours.
No exposure, no trouble, no change vbs,ovar
Male packages 81; female &3-senf hv n'a;, ''
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

Price, u 1 90 = Box or six
Boxes for $500.
Can be had Of any Druggist in the United
States or Canadas, or sent postpaid TO any I'D
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

81. louls, Mo-, Feb. le. 1898.
DKAR Sn Your box Of Antioofe has worked
like magic. think can safely invest another
dollar in il.
HENRY kROEGER,
1s4 Biddle Street.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
Old Ekes Made New.

A Pamphlet dire tting how to speedily restore
sight and give up tpectacles, without aid of doc
tor or edic.ne. Sent By mail, free on receipt
jan3o-dkwsm) 1850 broadway. New York
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
u. >. 500 Six per cent.
GOLD BEARING RONDS

Notes of all the denominations named will be
promptly furnished upon receipt Of subscrip-
tions.
The Notes Of this Third Series precisely
similar in form and privileges TO the vcnIhir-
ties ALREADY sold. except that the Government
reserves to itselfthc option o. paving interest IN
gold coin at 8 per cent instead oil lpths IN
currency. Subscribers will deduct the interest
in currency up to July 18TH at the time when
they subscribe.
The delivery OF the notes Of this third series OF
the Sevcn-ihrties will commence Oh the LIST 81
June and will be made promptly and continuous
ly after that date
The slight change made in the conditions OF
this THIRD SERIES affects only the matter OF
interest. The payment in gold, if made, Will be
equivalent to the currency interest OF the higher
rate
The return TO specie payments, IN the event
which only will the option to pay interest III 'oid
be avaed Of would so reduce and equaiizes pr
ccs that purchases made with SIX per cent IN goio
would be fully equal to those made with seven
aud three -teDths per cent. IN currency ms Is
ONLY LOAN IN MARKET
Now offered by the Government, and its SUI
be rior adv antages make IT the
Great Popular .Oan OGthe People
Less than goo bpD ol The loan authorized
bv the last Congress are now in the market
This amount, AT the rate at which il is being alb
sorbed, will all be SUBSCRIBED for within two
months when the notes will undoubtedly com
mand premium AS has uniformly been tho case
on closing the subscriptions to other Loans.
In order that citizens Of every town and sec
ton of the country may be afforded facilities for
taking the loan the National Banks State Banks,
and Private Bankers throughout the country have
generally agreed to receive subscriptions at par.
Subscribers will select their agents. in whom
they have confidence. and who only to be re-
sponsible for the delivery OF the notes for which
they receive orders.
JAY COOKE,
Subscription Agent, No. ia South Third Street,
PHILADELPHIA.
May 18TH 1865.
Subscriptions WILL REcgy ED by the
First National Bunk.
Davenport National Bank.
myl3-dAw3m DAVENPORT, IOWA.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
JOHN ]. KRONER,
4o3 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
DIR. RAND'S
s. = ECIFIC.

The oldest and most reliable medicine for the
cure ofSpermatorhRn, Seminal Weakness, Loss
Of Power, &c. This medicine has stood the test
Of over thirty years and has always proved sue
cess.
DIR. RAND'S SPECIFIC is exhibited in the
form Of pills. made up entirely Of substances that
have specific effect upon the generativs organs.
Most persons associate the idea OF operations up
on the bowels from taking any kind Of pills. The
SPECrr1C Of DR.. Rand is not intended a m EvAc-
UArix0 nnDlcIxs. lts medicinal virtues are ex-
pended entirely upon the impaired regenerative
organs. The pills are not unpleasant to the taste
and many persons masticate them with impunity
before swallowing them; which plan we would
always recommend, - adording the spcediest
way to get the effect Of the remedy
Price 81 per box, or six boxesfor IS. Sold BY
druggists everywhere.
JOHN y. KRONER, Proprietor,
AoS Chesnut 81, Philadelphia.
Lord 1 Smith, Chicago, General Agents for
the West.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
DIABETES

IL a disease of the stomach and liver, acting
through the kidneys. and is, without doubt the
most obstinate disease, except consumption that
affects the human constitution. We have no srnce
for discussing causes. but will state that the et-
feet OF the disease the conversion of the starohy
principle COR vegetable portion OF the food INTO
sugar which stimulates he kidneys to an cAess.
sive secretion Of water. any persons suffer from
this disease who are ignorant Of it that is. they
pass large quantities during the day. aud are
Obliged to get uD from one to fifteen or twenty
times during the night. No notice Is taken 81 y
uutl their attention is called tothc large discharge
OF water, and often when il is so far advanced AS
to be bey ond the control Of ordinary remedies
Another symptom Is the extreme thirst, which
when She disease is fully established rs intolera-
ble--the patient drinks constantly mithont beng
sdtisfed also dryness Of the mouth. cracking OF
the lips, a sweet breath, in the more advanced
cases, aud finally loss ofappetite. emacatop, and
the patient gradually sinks from xhaustion.
CONSTITUTION WATERis without doubt, the onl y
known remedy for dilbttes, and We have as much
confidence that il is specific we have II At OPT
UNI will produce sleep. and truhfnlly say that il
has cured every case in which it has been used.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

are gratiticd BY the use of
HUBBEL'S
Golden IYiffcrs.
Nature requirements may be gratifed Tile
Gotden Bffers Is pnrtiy TegtdLL. Tonic
lnvigorating and Strengthening. Fortiie. tbe
system against the effects of nnwhoesome water
Will cnre Dyspepsia,
VIII cure Weakness and General Debility.
Will cure Heartburn
Will cure Headache
Will cure Liver Complaint.
Will cure Jaundicc,
Will cure Sea Sickness
Will care Bilious Collie.
Wiii excite and create healthy ap; etite,
VIII lnylgoraie the organs Of Digestion
and moderately increases the Temperature Of the
body and the force of the circulation. acting IN
fact. as general corroborani of the system con.
tanning no poisonous drugs. and is the best Tonic
Bitters in the World. A fair trial is earnestly
solicited.
GEO. c. HUBBEf.. 4 CO.,
Propriet0fs, Hudson, v Y.
General Depot, American Express Buildings.
Hudson Street New York.
For Sale by Druggists Groeers ic
BUKNHAM d VAN SCHAACK.
Sole A gents for North Western States. No. l6
Lake Street, Chicago. III. Oc27d&wlv
A GENTLEMAN cured of Nervous Debility,
Premature Decay, and the effects of youthful in
discretion, will be happy to furnish others with
means Of cure, free of charge.) This remedy ;
simple. safe and certain For full particulars by
return mail, please address JoHy u. OG'ES. 90
Nassau street, New ork. mY21 3in
DYSPEPSIA nnsl FITS.
FITS-A SuRs CURE for these distressing complaints is
now inade known in treatise on Foreign and
FITS-Nasive Herbal preparations Published by DR. D.
PATHS BRowS. Tie prescription was furnished
FITS-him in such providentia manner that he can
not conscientiously refuse u n axe 1t lnown as
FITSt has cured everybody who has used II. never
having failed in a single 1t is equally sure
Filth cases Of fits as Of Dyspepsia, and the urrts
-cuts may he obtained from any druggist. sKNr
FITS-FRKE all receipt of five cents to prepay
postage, &c. AID ess Or. q. PHELPS BROWN,
FITS-No. 10 Gr rand St. jersey CITY, y. J. (mari4-ly
Let the Rs13nd Scc--NO Cure nO Pay
DR j. HOMER SHAW will treat all durable
IL diseases of the Eye and Ear the above
terms. He also treats all FEuALE COMPLAINTS
and diseases of Children. Office - South Clark
Street. Chicago. Letters of inquiry with stamp
enclosed will receive prompt attention.
Address j HOMER SHAW,
,xy. Il Iv
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
CAR RAG E6.
Davenport Carriage Repository

Davenport Carriage Repository
40. l4o brady STREE, labose FVth,)
DAVENPORT, IOWA.
J. HOYT, PROPRIETOR.
-V KEEPS CONSTANTLY ON HAND
QA. large stock OF the most thorough
W0 ly made and most modern styles Of
CARRIAGES. BUGGIES And HARNESSES,
OF Eastern Manu- liaclure, and most
durabl quality. His goods were bought and
contracted for before the great rise in material
and labor, which enables him to offer the GREAT.
EST INDUCEMENTS to purchasers. Call be
fore purchasing elsewhere. Also constantly on
hand choice stock of Pianos and Melodeons for
sale or to rent. fbl1-d6w1y
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
Use Kromerss Germany Cp.
Aam,o mGlr Dye, Ngra-
RI. uIorable an9
~ as.rassel 70 Please.
Price 80 cts. B Box.
Boxes larger than Dyes that sell for 81


Sold BY Druggists all q ound the world. None
genuine without the fac simlie autograph Of
JOHN J.. KRONER, sole proprietor on each
boz.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
READ! READ! READ.

DAxvrLLE, Pa, June Q, 1862 Dr.. Vim. H. Grsgg
--Dear Sir In Feb. 1851, YVES afflicted with
sugar diabetes, and for five months passed more
than two gallons Of water in twenty four hours.
WINS obliged TO get up often ten or twelve times
during the night, aud in five months lost about
afty pounds in weigh 1t. During the month 81 July,
1861. l procured two bottles OF Constitution Wa
ter, and in two days alter using i l experienced
relief. and after taking two bottles was entirely
cured, soon after regainrg my usual good health.
Yours truly, >. v. \. DE WITT.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
PHYSICIANS

Have long sinced given up the use of buchu eu-
bebs, and juniper in the treatment Of those dis
ease, and only use them for the want Of better
remedy
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

lrtitate and drench the kidneys. md by constant
use soon lead to chronic degeneration and con-
frmed disease
We present the Constitution Water " the pub
lie with the conv lotion that it has equal in
,ievng the class Of diseases for which il has been
found 80 eminently successful for curing; and we
trust that we shall be rewarded for our efforts IN
,lac ing 10 valuable . remedy In form TO meet
The re anirements of patient and ply stefan.
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23

WErnsRsrIHlp. Conn, March 2, lsss.-Dr, ~
III Crsou-Dsur 81 :-Having seen your advcr-
tisemect Of ssConstitution Water" recommend
"a for ipiammation Of the Kidneys and Irritation
Of TIE Bladder having suffered for ne pa. , three
c;sr. -ifh only temporary relief. was induced
tosry your medicine. procured one Bottle bottle, q
!. sss o.sa S nj. r. 70 sur
20, I'1 So"nd = sreat change in my health.
pr ed . two bottles Of il, and an where nev
se.: . ny @ s T: sss il s'f
:pr.. :. rno nd sin more than ysu .seenn.aded
81; t E: blessings Of Gs Your. sss s. ;.'d
you in your labors 2. \, 'HnyARD s. BIGEL0W.
For 81. b. Ill ID Drug Fists. Price q.
~ q. GREGG 1 CO., Aer'SsfO'
MORGAN 4 ALLAN
Gsssral Agents, No. u Cliff street, New orr
A.. r., Ca;ee~.-FULLRR, F1ECH4 1UN
In S1i1fH . bUnzRA = j1ns-sew&sod1y /
Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-06-23
DIABETES.
IRRITATION OF THE NECK OF TIE
BLADDER, INFLAMMATION OF
THE KIDNEYS, CATARRH
OF THE BLADDER

For the diseases it is truly sovereign remedy.
and too much cannot be said in lis praise. SIN
gle dose has been known ~ relieve the most ar-
gent symptoms.
Are you troubled with that distressing pain in
the small of the back and through the .hipss A
teaspoonful day of the Constitution Water will
relieve you like magic
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26
CAUTION!

GAUTIoN!
Write your Name, Post Office, County and
State, to where you want the PACIFIC
MONTHLY ,ent, Plain and Distinct.
Register all Letters containing Money;
or, when convenient, send by express
!fyour POST Office is a Money Order office
obtain Money Order for your remittance
Send none but the United States Treasury
Notes, or ronev Bankable in New York
All Letters asking Informa ion:ect to re-
ceive attention, must contain Stamp. te
pre pan answer. Address all Correspond
ence,
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26
AMALGAN BELLS,
AMALGAM BELLS,
AMALGAM BELLS,
ANALG.AM BELLS,

At prices within the reach of every Churcs
School Cemetery. Factory, or Farm in the
land. Their use throughout the United Sta.
ties and Canalas for the past six years has
rroven them to combine most valuable quail.
ties Among which arc TONE, STRENGTH,
soNoEousNEss, and DURABILITY OF ylBRA-
rloN.. unequallad by any other manufacture
Sizes from 5 to 5000 lbs, costing Two-1 HIRns
LESS than other metal. or 90 cents per pound
At which price I warrant thsm twelve
months Old bell metal taken in exchange.
or bought for cash. Send for Circular 80
the Manufacturer.
JOHN 3. ROBINSON,
No. 100 William Street, New York
LIST or PRICES. WEIGHTS AND NzEs OF FARM,
HorGL, STEAMBOAT. scHooLHoVsE, SHOP
FACTORY BELLS
4 hes. bells are fitted with Yoke, Stand
ards Crank and Bolt complete for use
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26
SPECIMEN COPIES

OF THE
PACIFIC MONTHLY
sent, postage prepaid. upon the receipt of
Fifty Cents, in Currency or Postage Stamps
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26
ARRANDALE CO., MANUFACTURES AGENTS.
No. ,67 BROADWAY: NEW YORK.


No. ,67 BROADWAY: NEW YORK.
that all the above stso goods Will be sold Tor
One Dollar each.
In consequence of the great stagn alton Of
trade in the manufacturing districts OF Eng
land, through the war having cut off tho sup
ply Of cotton. large quantity Of Valuable
jewelry origonally, intended for the Eng
lish market has been sent off for sale in this
country, AND MUST BE SOLD AT SACRl-
FICE! Under these circumstances, AR
RANDALL & Co., acting as agents for the
En-. opean manufactures, have resolved upon
"A GREAT GIFT DISTRIBUTION, sub eet
to the following regulations: Certificates OF
the various articles IRE first put into envel-
opes, sea ed up, and mixed; and then order
ed. are taken out without regard to choice
and sent by mail, thus giving all fair
chance. On receipt of the certificate, you
will s. what you are to have, and then it is
at vour option to take the article or not.
nuIcha -ers may thus obtain Gold Watch,
Diamond Ring, or any set of Jewelry on our
list for One Dollar
SEND Is CENTS FOR CERTIFICATE.
| In all transactions by mail, we shall charge
for forwarding the Certificates. paying post
are, and doing the business, rs cents each,
| which must he enclosed when the Certificate
| is sent for. Five Certif Gates will be sent for
81. eleven for So, thirty for IS, sixty-fve for
$40, and ahundrea for SIS.
AGENT. We want agents in every
regiment, and in every town and county in
the country, and those acting as such WILDE
| allowed locent. on every Certificate ordered
for them. provided their remittance amounts
to one deIiar. Agents will collect rs cents
| nv everv Certificate, and remit Is cents ia
US, either in cash or postage stamps.
ARRA4NDALE & Co.,
nj SINS le7 DRehnwAy NY
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26
Putnam Clothes-Wringer
The ONLY reliable self-Adjusting Wringer

TIL. frame beng Of Iron, thoroughly gal.
van; Zed, oil danger from TuSiss re'noreo, and
tbs liability to shrink, swell split, &c 90
unavoidable in wooden machines, is preven-
No thumb-scre1gs or complicated ytastenings
70 wear out or get out Of order; it can he
fastened to the tub in n agle sccond
WARRANTED WITH or WITHOUT COG-wHEELs.
It took the FERTT PREMIUM at Fifty.
Seven State and County Fairs in 1863, and is
r,thoxt en exception, the best Wrnger ever
made,
Instead of believing the statements of par
ties interested in the sale Of other Wringers
TRY IT. AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
Test it Thoroughly with any and all others,
and III not entirely satisfactory return IT,
It viii wiring anything from thread to
bed oush without alteration
Patented in the Unied States Lnsiaho,
Canada and Australia.
Agents wanted in every town.
Energetic men can make from to lS
dollars per dav.
Putnam manufacturing Co:
GENTLEMEN; Iknow firm p'dct'eo! er-
npy;eace that iren uell gelranased G'th x'ne
aciN not oaidise or rust one particle. l can
safely say. after several years experience IN
the manufacture of cham for chaln-runps
and warer.d, awers, in which ] have tested
the affinity of iron and zinc. that il the pro.
cess be conducted properly, it is perfect
weld of the two. :,
Nearly one year ago my family comnen"
ced using one Of your Wringers. It now
neriorms all of it's functions as well as 1t did
the first time it was used. and has become
an indispensable article with US: have
closely observed several other kinds OF
clothes.wringers the modus operanol oe'ng
different, trying to produce the same re :1
as the Putnam Wringer. but IN my Jnog'
ment thew have failed. The Putnam Wrang-
er IS as near perfect as possible, and 1 can
ehss,S,,I, recommend it 10 be the best an use.
Respectfully yours
JNO. W. WHEELER.
Cleveland Ohio.
Many yesrs' experience in the galvan"
izing business enable me to indorse the ABOVE
statement in all particulars.
JNO. G. LEFFERTS,
No. 100 Beekmann St.
New York, January, 1864.
No. 1. $3.50; no. A. $3.50:
Manufactured and sold, wholesale ana
retail bv m
TIE PUTNAM MANUFACTURING e.,
No. I3 Plat St. N. Y, and Cleveland oh'o.
raavs sc. RnRTHROP, Agent.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26

r,>r or ACADEMY, STEAMBOAT, FIRE ALARM
am CHURCH BELLS, WITH PARTICULARS As
70 WEIGHT, SIZES, PRICE OF BELLS, HAM,
1NG.. &c.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26
Real Estate for
Sale,

THE subscriber VIII sell a good dwelling
L house and lot-alSo q Black Smith
shop IN New Oregon, Iowa. upon the most
favorable terms. Ais" tho :. +. quarter Of
y. E quarter of section "a, township 90,
North Range II, west Title guaranteed.
The house and LOFTS on Main Street, an!
is conveniently situated rs TO tho business
water. SC. the land is within one halt mile
of New Oregon. For information enquire
of Geo. w Pierce, New Oregon, Iowa, or the
subscriber Mt Fayette, Iowa. nlatf
Feby. S, 1864. d. }. NJ. WALKER.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1865-05-26
Ra ortgon 4lain asaler,

A young woman is very unlike
a horse. She loves to sa! yes,
but he answers "ncigh' to every.
thing.
Men who fight duels generally
have two seconds to live after
they are dead.
Women and children may not
make a very good impression at
first, but the man who has 50 fur
nish them with clothes and shoes
thinks that they wear wonder
fully.
If you wish the public to have
an inkling Of everything print it.
Don't marry a soldier. You
may fancy that it will be all love
and May, but it will probably be
love and March.
The birds are the most success
full agriculturists; their crops new.
or fail.
The old poets rode on Pegasus;
the modern ones have to 60 On
foot.
Many q military officer is 50
fond Of fig ting anu making love,
that he seems to be, like the an.
Gent Harmonic, the offspring Of
Mars and Venus.
If a German doesn't gee as clear
ly'as other people, it is because
he generally has a thick smoke
before his eyes.
1awsuits-Prison clothing.
We have it Oh good authority
that the gentleman who was
"afIaid of his life has since put
All end to it.
A bachelor shoemaker says that
all old maid is like an old boot
of no use without fellow.
The waves ofthe sea are very
flashing host.
\ great many lert ors ere
,oil-struck who fail to strike oil.
1t must be slippery truth
that lies at the bottom Of an oil
well.
Some ladies' wear rings on their
fore fingers; others on their five
fingers thumbs excepted.
tits we'll to contract debts. If
they are Of huge dimensions, con-
tract them as much as possible.
1nsolence among men, though
an unpopular currency, often has
a good basis.
Some milkmen mix little
water with their milk; most mix
\ little milk with their water.
The most powerful ghosts-.-the
spirit Of the times.
If a lady contracts cold from
wearing hoops, she will have the
hooping-cough,
Good injunction to hens-lay
still.
An execrablc singer gets the
right pitch only when he is pitch
ed out Of doors.
Great thoughts arc not pro-
duced amid noise and mirth.
The minds thunderbolts, like
those of the clouds, are forged in
silence and darkness.
Never sleep in the company of
ladies if you do, you cant wink
at them.
Many brave soldier who has
marched up undaunted to the
lannon's mouth would shrink
appalled, before the mouth of an
angry woman.
Through the medium of a
mighty mind, the central calm at
the heart Of all agitation, the
stormy commissions of society
maybe seen silent as in picture