The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1865-11-15

tIlaL I'!lS ere twain dIOESSaluslS heISoSs s1aAe
bone. of one bone, and feshof one flesh and
sfurthermore, may tile Lord AGoe aaerey .elpon
11er souls! Amen!" =.
rSeft the Office with the conviction strongly
impressed upon nay mind that the Squire, al
though not particularly posted upin the mar,
riage ritual, had a very good general idea OF
legal forms and ceremonies. -
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A PiscAToaY5 BLUNDER, Those. indiVidu-
ais who hoist in the seductive but bewilder-
ing t'tod" in injudcious quantities, sometimes
perpetuate good thing unwiaingly. "A GER
tain dealer in fishing tackle in this city, uses
the. first foor of his house as a store, while
from the second story window projects fish
ing rod and line, from the end ofwhch hage
gilt fish bangles in the air. A few nights
sinceea q party very much the worse for liquor,
wended his devious way along Second street,
until-he came opposite this establishment !;
pausing for moment and gazing at the fish,
he crept softly TO the door and pulled the ball
violently. Presently head projected from
the second story window, and the following
dialogue ensued: ~. .--@z.ze .'-,.'s.....
b. Fishing tackle man, in loud voice: Who's
there what do you want? III =.
intoxicated party: Hush sh sh, pull up,
pull up. you've got a splendid bite, most mag
niicent fish ever saw. =, :. -e9>@
1t is needless TO way that the worthy disci-
pie of Waltonwent lack sto bed in a good hu-
NOR, while the disciple ofBacchus moved on
wondering with his muddled brain why the
man who was doing this @rial midnight fish
ing did net pun up when he had such splen-
did bite. -, =. - -. x. - ...:..
A A.writer.in the American Medical Gazette
gives the following lucii explanation of the
phenomenon of lady s. BLUSH, "The mind
communicates with the central gaRglon the
latter, By inRex action through the brain and
facial nerves in the face with which its branch
.es nosculate" The blush loses nothing by
the explanation - - ~ -. .-~...
."Sir,n said d prompt parsonage, who under
took to bully an editor, "lo you know thatl
take Four paper?7 "Iye no doubt you do
take it." replied the man Of. the quill, 'for
several of my honest subscribers have been
complaining lately about their papers being
missed in the morning. =. = ~ =
( Al honest German in philadelphia, listen
ing to an aceouutpfa married woman,'s eloPe-
ment With "another man, y" the other day.
got greatly excited over it, and spluttered
forth with the greatest 1vehemence: '''lf my
wife runs away NIT aaoder mans wife, will
shake him out Of her pree=hes, # she be mine
own fader, mine GOT !".@
An elderly gentleman, travelling in stage,
was amused by a constant lire of words kept
.ap between two ladies. One at last kindly
inquired ifthe conversation didn't make his
head ache Herepfed, "no, madam have
been married man upwards of twenty
years !''
t'My desg what Shall We name our baby ?"
said Mr.. S. TO his lady the other day why,
I've settled on Peter Peter Mercy !
never knew man with the simple name of
Peter who could earn his salt" "Well, then,.
call him salt Peter. :" go. ~
"a lady promised her; little daughter new
doll baby. Assthe lady passed out of the
door the daughter ran after her, crying Ma
oh ma = l don't want a doll baby I'm tired
Of. doll babies bring me little tiny sur6
enough baby ~: re =.
- The wife of Christian Wildt, Schuytkill
county, Pa, gave him $50 the other day to
90 away and not trouble her again. He re-
turned, however, and asked for some clothes,
but she refused him. He therefore hung
himself in her barn. Z 80 ,....s.,r
A Charleston lady, miss Ramsey,) aged
eighty four years, grand daughter of Henry
Eaurens, still retains the table on which the
Declaration of independence was signed.
A tincture of pennyroyal, diluted with rose.
water, rubbed on the face and in the hair be!
fore going to bed, is said to be an infallibie
preventive against the evening attentions Of
the mosquitoes.
A Richmond maiden was recently robbed
of all her wedding cutGt thenight beforesdhe
time appointed for her marriage So she had
nothing to wear, and the interesting occasion
was deferred.
''Iesrnourn for my bleeding country" said a
certain army contractor to Ger. Sheridan.
$50 you ought, you scouudrel, replied Sher-
ilan, .'for nobody has bled her more than you
have" -.
An Arkansas butternnt tadsertises that "any
gal what has got coffee pot and skillet, and
who knows how to take care of children" can
hear of a Situation by applying, the "under:
signed"
. About: the year 1864, sthe Legislature of
Pennsylvania passed resolution that t'no
member should come to the house BAREFOOT,
or eat his bread and cheese on the steps,"
Red chalk has been discovered in Kansas.
Some worknen were excavating for a build
ing at Leavenworth and struck stratum Of
this material, which promises we'll.
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- A new dsgrec, that of doctor of Litera-
ture," has been instituted by the Senate of
the University of London, with the approval
of the Government. T..
information is wanted of ST. Clair Favrot, a
printer, soldier in the Confederate army, by
his father, Captain Fayrot, of Baton Rouge,
Louisiana.
A clergyman said in recent sermon that
the path of rectitude had been travelled SO Et-
tie of late years it had completely run to
grass. --.-'. 49,.
In Idaho territory, near Prickly Pear City,
more or less gold is found in every stream,
dry gulch and bar throughout the country.