Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1865-02-15
Advice TO a Young Man,

| now come to a grave question your
conduct amongst women In the drawing
rooms where you are going, take for your
principle n to waste yourself in cOquet-
ry. One OF the most successful men ol the
asst century was accustomed never 20 oc-
cupy himself with more than one person
during the same evening, and always t.
attach himself to those waO appeared neg
lected TAau man, my dear child, wa
the master spirit Of his age. Most voung
men thus waste their precious fortune
the time necessary u create relation ships
which form one halt of sociaI life As they
please by themselves, they have very little
Co do to attach others TO their interests
but this springtIme Is rapl J. Learn To
employ it we'll Gu ii ate influential wo-
men Influential women are elderly wo
men; they vii teach you the alliances
the secrets Of all families and the shortest
road to success They will be yours will
ling and heartily Protection Is their
last love; they will serve you marve ous-
ly they will talk about you ant make
you desirable. Flee from young women
The woman of fifty years Of a-e vii do
everything for YOU, the woman of twenty
nothing; the one will demaGd all Your
life the other only a moments attention
Joke and be agreeable with young girls
YOU will they are incap tble of Il seriou~
thought, nv friend they are cgoti>tl' q
little, without real friendship; they on.y
10 e themselves they will sacrifice YOU to
the first success Besides, they AL de-
mand de otion, and your situation requires
it all towards yourseif-two irreconci a
bIe pretpnsions None Of them will enter
into YOUR interests they Will think OF
themselves, not of you they will injure
YOU more by their vanity than they Will
serve YOU by their attachment; they will
de our your time without scruple Will
cause vou to spend your fortune, will de
Stroy YOU with the best grace in the world.
If YOU complain, the most foolish among
them will prove to YOU that her glove Is
worth everything in the world that no.
thing is more glorious than to serve her.
Iou know net with what periitiIOus art
they Will convert passing taste INTO love
which commence on earth and shou ii be
continued in heaven Tne day when they
/ will qui; you they Will tel Won that that
iictum Il love no lon rer, IuStities their
/ abandoning yau, Just as that Il love eX-
+ cnses their passion that love Is IN oinn-
/ tarv. Absurd Believe me. true love Ia
eternal, infinite, always true To itself 1t
+ is equitable. pure. without violent demon
E strait II lt may Dc seen lH 0EitN Hl'l = al
ways younc in heart. None of these quail
+ itiaS are 10 he foun1 in wor div woman
/ She will interest YOU in her griets. she
will appear the rentleSt and least exactIng
/ nf women and when it becomes necessary
/ she will dOmineer over vCu slowly, ana
make veu comply with her wishes on
will want to be Il diplom ltist-to 90 AMI
( come-to study IN II. interests and coun-
I tries No. Won must remain ut Paris with
/ her she vii tie YOU To her apron. and the
more devotion YOU show. the III un-
grateful She wi | be Gou will sink some
drv, but she will float aver Won The lea~1
! intriguing woman has infinite StratagamS
the most imhecile triumph. BY the little
suspicion she exciteS; the least dan er-
ous would be the one who would love yoU
/ without knowing why. would qaIt YOU
/ without motive and resume Won from van
itv Both WI DESTROY vnu in the present
anl the future-Ds Raizdc
FIRST Or DTsCovEzY- i related {
Jonah that when ne took up quarters II
the whales hellv. he wrote home to h.:
fIthar to come down immediately a. h.
had discovered n splendid openjnq FOR th'
o'l business The next day he tie .Cr9phet
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