The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1865-05-11

THE DrsCONTENrED PExANT.
ORIENTAL ~ALLEdosY WEE A, MORA
Onto IT. ~ PEfaoLEUN -
egtar.a pg5 w. NAsDY. ai-.f. sa'a'
Long ,kors the .Aud, when msn was {
bis prime evil stses, (Which msoss the
he xsse wicksdsr than he hes ever bssI
seuce) Of sin snd .wickidnis, Abou Bel
Hsdsu. doarisht in,Abissiony, which 10
s.ait summers down east. =.
.Abou Ben Hsdcn wss prophet. HI
had teen il sbs profit bisots for some =
hundred yeers, and was busky stis. Il
was currently reporsid and gioerIy belsev.
ed that he Good beet emmy profit 10 them
eastern coussries, with l hand tied be-.
hiod him. o.. 49,. 80 's....., .as.a,.,4 .
.Wunst 90 . time, jest after be had par.
taken Of bis frocgls breisfust Of porter.
howse steak, stuffed With Camden and
Amboy oysters, and was . musin onto the
mu.sbility ~ human affairs over . pint
of. Rhine wine and msersbsuu, wun Nv
thu pesssnty w that country spproacht.
Arr thou, Abou Ben Hademi iqterro.
~ az, ";, b. I rsp''ed Ab0u' what roa'd''
'Behold io2 me, wuu who is dissatis-
ded'xish bis lot replied the intelligeot
yousDry. rI rr,y . ~. rr.-a. ...'' s,ass
.Ali men are 50, my son. resortid
Abou. ! kin SEQ SIGH 10 cnuy grocery.
Life Is made up Of dissseisfsssioss. Wun
wants riches, auuther fsms, sum chase
vun fleetin8 shadder, sum souther, bat
alaIs. al nrs doomed 2 disappointment.
Let US invest in Harlem stox, aud bubble
our mupny-we repiue that We didu's
buy Oil shares, and treble it. Bot what
woulds, ,hou?' 81. a.. e.
Mighty Ben Hsden, my name is Nor.
val-on the Grsmpiau bills my father fed
bis fox, frooyle swinc, aud when the
old gentleman pegged out, he willed EN-
all 2 me. l cheer them sheep, and wosh
the wool, and card aud epic it, aud weev
it into garments. Why, Abou, Good not
Nacher hev made my sheep to grow rolls
iustid Nv wool, and save me the trubble.'
My gjsatls friend replied Abou, go
thy ways; heu,s4,h thy sheep shall grow
rolls instid Nv wool -
"a week or sich . matter is spossd 2 |
hevehpst.)Y n s&~r
T.: stsrdy yomsery returned. |
What oowF said Abou, 'wus not thy
desire grstifed?' --..--
Yea muchly,' replied the high minded
coustitsoess. the shsep grew rolls add
good rolls too. But great Abou, Why
coodeot Nscher, while she wux sbou. it,
hev made the sheep grow yarn iustid Nv
rolls?' .,-..#s.. ~,
Go to thy native mountius-thy sheep
'hell grow fine yarn Of menuy eolors.'
( Another week gose by
again herel' sed Abou. Arrest thou
lot sati fed? Wot woodss thou now!'
nifty profit, al things is es easy AZ
urnin Jack from the bottom, 2 thee
Wy sheep grow yarn. Is it askin too
much to hsv them grow cloth: Then
vood my labor b.. .lightsned-I shood
rev but to Gus il aod sew 1t into gar.
nence" -'"
Be it SO, but bother me 10 more.
I'm Cheerman of the Execootive Commit.
lee Of my ward, and the eleckshun is but
two weeks of, Go and, be satisfied -
Choth it is
"a week passes BY like q dreem.)
Mighty Abou-' ia
How now--thy importantly displees.
es me. I hev three times granted thy
desires What wsntest thou now!'
Mighty Abou, troo|y at thy hidden
my Mereeuos, which l imported frum
Vermont, hev yielded rolls aud yarn aud
cloth. Why, oh profit. coodent they jest
ez we'll grow Clothing, Reddy made, with
an Amerrykin watch in the fob, aud the
pocket book filed with green bsx, and q
plug Nv Cavendish tobaccer 10 the .rou.
sis pokkit. Grant me bat this and
Away, ongrateful, and let me see your
face no more. 1 granted thy absurd
wishes to show that Nacher did Jest al
for US that We needed-that the balance
We must work out ourselves, and tha.
he'd she dun more We wood still hev bin
dissatisfied. At fust twas roll., then
yarn, then cloth, and now you want close
rrddy made TO back-yer sheep grows
common wool sgin Sposin | bad civ
700 Al yoo askf-wat, oh miserable, wood
y" hev he'd 2 do? 700 wood BEGUN
lazy. filshy aud rotten. Yoo wood loaf
around groceries, mix in2 polly,ix, aud
becum . uoosance too yerself snd friends
Labor is Heavens law. Nacher gives
W. the raw material, aud 2 keep us busy
sho requires Us to work it into shape.
Nacher gives US korn-it is our duty to
make it iu2 whisky and SIGH other produx
ez 20 2 sus,ane life. Without lsber life
is cuss-wish it We air happy. A biszy
man h~zsnt time to reflect upon vat q
misable cues he is-which reAexiou in
men Nv high minds, wood lead to sooi
side, Go thy Ways. 30 virchus and
yool be happy.
MORAL Employment nv wun kind
Or another is . necessity. Fer my part
keep myself bissy iu gitten . liven orr
Nv other peoples labor, aud 10 these de,
generate days, its jest al kin do.