Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1865-12-02
n MI Nasty waiieth Oyer Nocserseyso o.,
ns 3ur WrNo. Move, rue 9th 1858,

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mind ez last night All wuz pence with
me, for after beio boffeted about The world
for three skore years, at last ~ seemed
to me the forcbunes av persekootin "a an
iotchuit helm, he'd taken me into favor i
he'd solemn promice from the Demcratic
State Central Cvmmitty in the great State
nv Moo Gersey, that ez soon ez our caudi :.
date for Governor wuz dooly elected,
shood hev the position Nv Dorekeeper to
the House Nv The Lord (wich in this State
means the lCaputsl& which is certainly
better than d wellin. in ,hesteuts nv wicked
grosery keepers, on tick, ed do), and
ioodisbus exhibition nv this premise he'd
prokoored for me unlimited facilities for
borrin. which improved, rnuchly. z " o'
On Wednesday nre wnz a sitten 10 my
room, enj3yin the pleasin'refection IN a
few days I should he placed above want,
& beyond the contingencies ~ fortune. -
Woodl oh woodl that / he'd then aud
there before that, dream nv bliss wuz
roodly broken. A wicked boz cum rnnnin
past with a paper. wich be he'd brot ftofh
the next town where, there lives q man
who takes one... He flung 1t thro The win
dow to me aad past on. opened 1t eagerly
and glacedtat the he'd lines bi.iis col SAT
~1N MOO GERsEY425, 900 RErrsbKtSluA1ov
One long and piercin chreek wig heard
thro that house, and wen he inmstss
rushed into the room they found me inanys
mate on sihe foo. The fatal paperulay
near me-, explaiuin the cause nv the
catastrophe. The kind hearted landlord,
after. feein nv my pockets. aud diskyeriu
that the contents thereof wood net pay the
arreages Nv board. held a hurried consul
,stion with bis wife as the proprie y nv
bringin me to. be insisted that il wuz The
only chance nv gettin what WE beek-she
insisting that ell wuEl brung TO I'D 60, oh
ru0ning up the bill bigger eud bigger, and
never pay at last. While they was srgooin
the matter pro and con, 1 happened 10 get
good smell Nv his breath, which restored
me to comsciousniss TO wunst, without
farther assistance. Oh '0ieaidsdW li si4ds7
When in trouble my poetic sole alluz
finds vent in song. Did ever poet who
deited in tombs, and dark, rolin streams,
aud consumption. and 5lighted hopes, and
decay, and sch themes, ever hev such
pick of subjects es hev at this timey-
The follerin may be q consolation to the
few Dimokrats NV the North who have
gone so far into copperheadism, that they
can't change their base: "
VALE! "a
In the mornin we 60 forth rejpicin 10
our Strengthen the evenin we are Dustin
and wilt
Man born, Nv woman (and most men
are)s nv few days, l. them, is so fnll NV
trouble that It's skarsely worth whild bein
born at all ''' '''-'' '''
In October waded ID woe kneedecp,
and now the waters, Nv ofi.ckshun are
about my chin. '23-'. a" Q .e--'iw
] look to the east, aud Massachusetts
rolls in Ablishun 'dss'di L5aJ to s OBJ;
To the west turn my eyes. and Wis
consin and Minnesota aud .lllnoy atsbrs
AblishuD. ,s,, =. -..... ...- -.
Southwark turn my implorin' gaze, and
Maryland sends greetiu-Abllshnn.
In New York we had EN-. for lol we run
a sojer, who fought valautly. and we put
him on aplatform, wieh sunk with uigger
yea, the SAVIOR thereof wuz lou der than
the Ablishun platform itself. 'oa p ust n
But behold! the people jaer and Hout.
and say "the platform stinketh loud enough
but the smell thereof is not lbe smell nv
the Afrikin-t is Of the rotten material
Nv which it is composed, and the corrup-
sbuu they hev placed on it"-snd New
York 60 s Ablishun. y, -na = .a p =. 7
Slocum. held himself up and sed Cum
and buy Aud our folks bought him aud
his tribe, but be getieth not bis price.
Moo Gerssy ye--Ablishun!fl aaas sar
Jobs cattle wuz slain by murraini and
holler horn and sieh, and not livin near
Moo York, the flesh thereof he Good not
But dob he'd sutin left-still be Good
sell the hides and tailowl --97s -li -
Lnzatus he'd sores, but he he'd dorgs TO
lick them I'5-a- I
Moo Gelsey wux the hide & tallow Nv
the Democrisy, and 10! that is gone. -. n
| .Wha, little is left nv the Dimocrisy is all
sore. but who're is the dorguso. low as, to
lick III? t}.r j-do,I afj 37 .,ssans b,,
Moo Gersey vuz otir eve lamb-lo! The
strong hand ~ Ablishum hez taken il, !. n,
Moo Ge-sey wuz the. Aryat on which
our ark rtsied-behold! the. dark waves
~ Ablishnisn sw eep over il, .,,,~.5, s1'-
| Darkness falls over me. like apall-7n
the shadder nv woe eocompassetb me-. ,,r,
Down my, furroved cheeks tolleih the
tears nv anguish, varyin in size from q large
pea 20 o small later. s.llua1 ,a5ia,a IA
Moo Gcrsy win vote for, the Constoosh.
mi A mandmanf and lnf the Ni0oer Va III