The Cadiz sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1864-1911, 1865-03-01
TERMS---S2,50 PER ANNUM
humorous.
From the La Crosse Democrat.
Esoyv TO Moderate the Weather.

From The La crosse Democrat-I
EEoyy 10 Moderate the Weather
Come Brick shut up the sanctuni
and jump in with us for a wee ride -
Thus obeyed, for it was the first sleigh ride
Of the .easOn. 1t was a ro0Dly sleigh. -
Seats for "B Hatcher and Johnny Roach
whose name it is Jimmy Carrow, snd law
renee, who drove, and the itemizer hereof.
Twas cold. Oh no! So we bundled
Mid furs and glass thing with hole III
t We started. Stopped at Spers to steal a
lemon. Very nice lemons but little tGrtl
Drove around town. Fine town. Nice ci-
ty. Like 1t with great muchness, May be-
come po,sessor by purchase if We can't steal
it, Good sleighing. Fine Horses. Soelal
pilgrims behind them. Easy gliding We
hecle. Warm robes but very chilly day
We turned corper aud drove with much
vehemency in the trail of the north polar
star That polar star is rather bright
pun!
Went to North La Crosse. Stopped vt
JOS. 10 had crater. 10 had nutmeg
Nice eggs are the nutm eggs. We poured
. genial liquid from those glass thing
Have we a BurbcD among us? Guess not!
Genial liquid fell into FIVE slasses Sent in
reiniorccmcnts in the shape Of loaf sugdr.--
Emptied in mildly Of hot water. Sugar and
water fought with great spirit. Filed i'll
some nutmeg. Delicious to the nostrila.-
Chased the Jumps Of sugar around with q
spoon. Blessed are the peace makers, End
in went some lemon peel. We appeal to
YOU, Temperance reader, it twas not good.
All im!ibed HUI and it vanisheth.-
More of the same kind. Weather began to
moderate. All got in. Drove cut i'll the
country. Came lack Too cold up north
for fine blood like ours. Stopped at JOS:
Jo keeps hot water, sugar and nutneggs!
Duplicated drinks, very cold when We went
in. Quite moderate when We came ont =
Very changeable is the weather this fall =
First co then balmy!-We whipped the
glass thing. Rode to sanctum. Replen-
ished the brittle reservoir. Fine old whls-
KY. Ten dollars gallon. Must pay reve-
nue., you know
Started again. Weather moderatihE |
Horses went off like spirit Rode to Beck
er's. Becker is Teuton who liveth below
La Crosse. He keeps hot water and nut
mcgs. Large glasses Twas cold. Wealth
er very changeahie. Moderated the wealth
or again Takes much science to moderate.
Here is the re-rcc-raci-w do you call It
Sugar, some.
Hot water, little.
Lemon skin, a tiU fragments.
NutmrgS pulv, NIT rasp, slightly.
And that is all
ii it appears too thin, add two ounces Of
hest wh-what you call it Makes oil the
difference in the worldl Weather moder-
atcS with more regular modcrateness with
some OF the wh---in it.
Got little too much sugar in the FIRST
dividend. Made another calculation. T.
Ned the lumber as a basis Had find luck.
Very fragrant Weather very moderate
Becker stove and walls OF his small man
sion tremblad little from heat! We
emerged from Becker's. The sleigh slip
ped around gently while standing still, but
we all got in. How the weather will affect
sleighs We turned around four times SO
as to get good start. Did you ever drive
with reins crossed? 1t nice.
The road was good-too good. Conld
not afford to soil it. Drove on the edge Of
it. The edge had moderated and we went
down a bank nine feet to see how was the
skating, could you tell? We sent the
horses on. Very feet horses. They trava
cllcd swiftly Five men halted them while
VIC were trying the skating? Then we walk
ed halta mile. Nothing like exercise when
sleighing after the cathcr has moderated.
1t helps digestion Ali hands got in sleigh.
Never saw such vehicle Never saw such
roads. A deceittul log which was ten feet
irom.the track we went up got incthe track
when we returned, and showed the track ten
feet to the left If man don't want his
logs run over he d better take his logs home.
And if that other man don't want his rail
fence torn down he'd better have beard
fence And if that other man expects Lie
to chase rcd cow five times around his
wood pile with one sleigh, four men in front
Of and two horses in cutter and then net
catch the COW, he's sold. s..
Very mo rate weather. Valuable re-rec-
recipe for melting the weather. Sugar -
Lemon Water Nutmeg pulv. Try it.
We got home Weather so moderate we
dispensed with hat, ovcrcoat, muffler. nit
tens, gloves. overshoes and glass thing with
IA hole in it. Felt sleepy Came to sane
tum, somebody had broken III. Large des',
had been rolled to other end Of the room!
Side board was bottom side up Stove was
turned around Centre table reversed -
Cage Of birds all changed places. Dumb
bells ioils short swords and revolvers all in
convention on the floor Picture OF George
Washington, Edward Everett, Douglas. all
winking at us. Lots Of other fellows pic-
lures winking at US. Never dare leave them
chaps alone in sancttlm again!
=. s. The weather was not quite so mod
crate next morning.