Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1865-11-07
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Dsaths ofE6EIls6 I KE6EA 4and
Iidf Queens.

passions. Vf N''''''''' ''
William Rufus diedtfY aersh of the Yp0OF
stage that be hedhurEed. kA0 g AL ~
! Heurythe Firstndisd of tgluttony. ,...t
Henry the Second died Of q broken heart
oeeasioned By the BAD conduct of his chill
Idfsn.
| Ricbard Cnur de Lion died like the animal
from which his heart was named, by on arrow
from az archer. .t.it.so sssl..o .l.is.n-.t, q,
John died. nobody knows how, but il is said
of chasrin, which we suppose isanolher term
for dose of hellebore.
HentsI theT Third is said lte hsse died .
neutral death.
I9liEdWard the First is likewise said to have
| died of ''nataral sickness, a sickness which
it would puzzle all the college physicians to
denominate. 49,
Edward tho Second Was most barbarously
and indeceDtly murdered byrufIians employed
Iby his own mother and her ppramour, 80,
Edward the Third died OF dotage, add
| Richard the Second of starvation, the very
reverse of George the Fourth.
Henry the Fourth is said to have died "Gf
Gts caused by uneasiness' and uneasiness IN
palaces in those times was very common
4 lcomplaintsatsh 4i'i smHs eHi lf I'1' 1dl
/ Henry the Fifth ia said TO have died ''of q
| pai1ful aliiiction, prematureiy"i This is
courtly phrase for getting rid Of king. l.' o
| Henry the Sixth died in prison, by means
known then only TO his jailoran known now
only to Heaven, s5 sst7ilan .,t4ysa.,-
1 Edward the Fifth was stranged in the tower
Of his uncle, Richard The Third,
Richard the Third was killed in battle.
IN Henry the Seventh wasted away de % tdiser
ought TO- and Henry the Eighth died of ear
buucles, fat and fqry,, while Edward theSixtb
died of o decline. .. ...3,s.-...
i Queen Maty is said to have died Of "a bro
ken heart whereas she died Of a surfeit from
lealihg to ch black pnddings. & Z slisulssai
Old Queen BeSq iss said to have died Of
lmelancholy, from having sacrificed Essex to
This nemiss-her private character not being
above suspicion. dedi 1oflh7.ilG1 go f9oflI ov
| James the First died of drinking, and of
the effects of nameess vice.
Charles the First died q, righteous death
Ion the scaffod, and Charles the Second died
Isuddenly, il is said Of appplexy,, ''al l,'ui
| William ihe Third died from consunptive
habits Of body, and from the stumbling Of his
thor sc. ~ ~ ~
4 Queen Ann died from her attachment to
"strong water, or, ia other words from
drunkenness, which the, 'physiciahs politely
called dropsy. r,
George the First died Of irdnkenness, which
his physicians as politely called an apoplectic
: fit.
George the Second died Ofsia srupturo of
i the heart which the periodicaIs,of' that day
termed visitation of God. ltis the only
: instanoein which God evertouehed his heart.
George the Third died as be,hsd liVed-vsa
Imadman. Throughout life he was AtI least a
consistent monarch.
George Fourth diedsof gluttoDy@ SBd
drunkenness. Irv,e a.
4 William the Fourth died amidst the symps-
thies OF his subjects.
Z A VERY good joke isitold by the Hartford
Coursnt, on editor Bowles Of the Springfield
lRepubicab, as follows;
7 'iMr. y, Fa Bowles, one of the proprietors .
lof the Springfield Republican, wentSto New
Haven, to do a,fttls. huntng, with atEiepd-7-
Before starting, he telegrAphed'to 10 alNefy es'
Itablishment to have team in readiness for
4 him. On reaching the Elm city the compan-
7 Householder went TO the stable and there found
. nice looking horse harnessed and hitched to
: a nice buggy, ready, they Supposed, for their
use. The promptness Of the livery man was
lcom meRded, and thsi team was appropriated.
l There was no one about the stable at the
time; but an individual soon ales arrived,
land was considerably excited ever the dissp-
pearance Of The, horss and buggy, which was
the property gofl a prlvute citizen who had
special use for them. An alarm was at once
/ lgiven, and others connected with the stable
, assembled. The sudden departure Of the
Team could not be accounted for, and its own
er was as much mystiGed on bis arrival as the
employees Of the stable There was but one con
clusion--a bold thief had occurred the property
4 TelegrAuns-w were at once sent in all directions
) TO the TOMS surrounding New Haven--and
1.-The police were duly notified.
No discovery was made until late 10 the az
lternoon, when the hunierS drove into the
Istable yard, totally unconscious that spythinR
was wrong. They we're Immediately sur
rounded, aud explanations followed which
were satisfactory The owner OF the team
said he would cali square. ii the gentleman
from Springfield and his associate would pay
the telegraph bils which they consented to do;
Ibpt begged Of the crowd to say nothing about
l1Jhe stair, as il might get into print ,t
~ isn8 -
Il ADeditor and wife were walking out in the
Ibrght moonlight one evening. Like al ed
Iitors' wives, she was Of an exceedinglyp poetic
lnalure, and said 10 her mate, "Notioe that
moon how bright, calm and beautiluu"
',ConldnI think OF noticiDgit, replied the ed
,Iitor' "ior anything lees than the uspal rates.
la dollar aud City cepts for twelve lines. p
taa A'-tie -l. - - e,a- ~ y, Y
II Pdnters will play the deuce with type
'Iaometimes. A young lady composed some