The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1865-10-25


4 Great Remedy. t...
CoHrouND EXTRACT or SNAKrrAiL BARK:-
Dr.. BSoos, M. d. AS. s., -0l. (.
Having accidentally and providentially dis
covered this truly great remedy in the inner
most bowels Of the Mammoth Cave, now of.
fers it TO the distressed and diseased pub
lie. El Va - s&--s az -@.-l-# 1ff'
BAGs's sNAxErAiL BARK
Cures the most obstinate cases Of indamatory
catechism; distractions of the spiral marrow !;
low bridge on the abominable canals; bloody
fumnlax; sweled spatula; vertical in the
head; loosenese Of appetite; relieves irritation
OF the ulva and utensils generally; removes bun
ions, tan, freckles, corns and other extravagan-
ces from the face, neck and shoulders; spher-
iod fever and dumb agcr; e.a
None genuine that dosen't come from Bags.
See that his cork Is stamped on his name.
BE sure that 'Snaketail Bark is blown iuto
the bottle. Read these Certificates: f-'
- &at SUNK RuN, Nov. 9.lsG5.
Dear Baggs-Your Snake Tail Bark has
resolved my whole system, solar and ALL
Orr family doctor said had an animal cooley
he called it, in my surreptions, but he was r"ng,
as usual. / took too bottles accordin to di.
.reckshun, and have been workin ever since
Psi think don't want any more, as my
as a Yours ancctionately. gE.g IL
T-ata no. YE AFFLICTED.
Mrs Baldhead was entirely cured Of an en-
ragged cuticle by one bottle. 49, .-- z.a.
Seth Chatter was 80 far gone with q. pecu
mary disease, that he could not be moved in
his bed: took two bottles. The FIRST bottle
weakened the disease, the second relieved
him frsm all further pain; he was lifted from
his bed. and hasn't been in it since.
Smith o Swash. by taking one bottle, &c.
cured n free passage through the gates OF the
Hoboken Ferry which he never had before. !,
Mrs. Dusenberry gave her afflicted husband
niue bottles dhd she rcjnicing'y writes, He IS
now beyond the reach Of disease and Of quack
Doctors .se b,
Mr.. Sympel Ton. Of Podunk, Eight Cor.
ners, caught cold after being thrown into a
violent Precipitation by dod gng q creditor
He gave the creditor bottle Of Snaketail,
ard the causes of the preparation and could
have not been heard of since.
Meister Karl had an exasperated tcuton in
This eye; one bottle removed 1t to the other
EYE, and two bottles run it out ~ @
The physicians Recommend it as great
aid TO their practice Several distinguished
undertakers praise it highly. the OF them
writes: Il wish Bagcs' Snaiktal was in every
shouse in the land;' livery stable keepers rec
omend it; Smith. the mourning goods store
keeper. saws it is on invaluable aid tn his bus
mess. Price one dollar per single bottle; five
bottles for two dollars; ten bottles for fifty
cents, and by the dozen in proportion. A
liberal discount to the trade.
GovERxMENT EnPLoY.-A friend from Leav.
<enworth, Kansas, relates TO us the following
conversation, which he overheard in that city
Hast fall:
McGinnis-"Oh! be the powers, is that yer
self, Mr.. Mullaly? thought ye wer gone to
war;" -.-
Mr. Mullaly-e'Gone to the war, it is? Faix,
bedad know thrick worth two of ID. Sure,
isn't me son Dinnis gettin' rich, and didn't he
bring me home s7Oj last week?"
McGinnis-"Wisha!$ $500 is id! And what
il dom at allT $500
Mr.. Mullaly-"Troth it's mesself that don't
know anything about it., only that he's in the
Government employ-lappsn' the tounsy, 1
think they calls IT,"
A bright little girl, named Sarah Ann Young,
aged four years, recently died in London, from
the fright OF seeing an Episcopal clergyman
suddenly emerge from the vestry into church
robed in his white surplices. The child scream
cd, was carried from the church in commissions,
and died the next day. .-.s-.. ,r--t.,
A Young widow was asked why she WIS
going to get married SO soon after the death
OF her first husband. "Oh, la" said she, 81 do
i. ito prevent trettng myself to death on &C.
count Of dear Tom. !" a---.-S Y e. s' 80
The following advertisement appears in the
Syracuse Courier: 'sManure-Wanted, stable
manure, Any person having FIVE to fifty loads
TO diapnse Of. will please send word or drop it
ahroagh the post oficcS
A new, subscriber who has forsaken the
Courier, gave as one reason for forsaking that
paper, "that one of the editors don't know
nothing, and the other does" The question is
which knows the most. e-rfr ~.