The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1865-11-23
Mr.. Nasty Waileth over Moo Gersey.

A'Sv0A WA ~ ~ p'eaoaot AESu0 Nv
mind ez last night All wuz peace with
me for after being buffsted about the
world for three skore years, at last it
seemed to me ez tho forchuns, tired Of
persekootin = unforchunit bcin, had taken
me into favor. | had . solemn promise
from the Demekratic State Central Com
nifty in the great State of Moo Gsrssy,
that ez soon ez our candidate for Govern.
or was dooly elected, l shood hev the po.
sition Nv Dorekeeper to the House Of the
Lord (wich in this State means the Cap.
utal 4 wich is certainly better than
dwelIin in the tents nv wicked grosery
ksSRsrs % tick ,.ez / do) .nd joodishus
exhibition nv this promise he'd prekoored
for me Unlimited facilities for borrerin.
On Wednesday mite | wuz sittin in
my room, . eojoin the pleasin reflection
Shas 11'a few days should 30 placed
above want, &sheyond the contingencies
nv fortune. Wood! oh wood! that I he'd
died then aud there, before that dream
ov bliss was rudeIy broken. A wicked
boy cum runnin past with paper wich
he he'd brot from the next town where
there lives man who takes one. He
flung it thro the window to me and past
on. l opened it eagerly, and glanced at
the he'd lines!
"Noo aERsEY-5,OOO REpuBLrKIN!"
One long aud piercin shreek wuz heard
in that house, and wen the inmates rush
ed into the room they found me many
mate on the floor. The fatal paper lay
near me explainin the cause Nv the cstss-
trophe. The kind hearted ndlord, after
feelin nv my pockets and diskiverin that
the contents thereof wood not pay the
srresrsges Nv board, held hurried con-
sultstion with his wife as to the proprie.
ty Nv bringin me to, he insting that it
wux the only chance Nv gittin what wuz
back-she insisting that ef ] was brung
to I'd 60 on ruuuin up the bill bigger
sod bigger, and never pay At last. While
they wss srgooin the matter pro and con,
| happened to git a good smell Of his
breath, wich restored me to CONSCIOUSNESS
to wunst, without further assistance.
When in trouble my poetic sole alluz
fods vent in song. Did ever poet who
dslited 10 tombs, and dark, rollin streams,
aud consumption, and blighted hopes,
and decay, aud sich themes, ever hev
such pick Of subjects ez l hev a this
time? The follerin may be a consolation
to the few diiIokrats Nv the North, who
hev gone 50 far into Copperhsadfsm that
they can't change their base.
.@ s... A VALE!
In the mornia we 20 forth rejoicin in
our strength-in the evenin We are bust.
id and wilt!
Man born Nv woman (aDd most men
are) is Nv few days, and them is so full
w trouble that it's skarsely worth while
bein born ut all.
In October waded in woe knee deep,
now the waters Nv sfiickshun are about
my chin.
| look to the East, and Massychusets
rolls in Ablishun. .s.
To the West turn my eyes, and Wis
consin and Minnesota aud Illinoy ansers
Ablisbun.
Southwark I turn my implorin' gaze,
and Maryland sends blishun.
10 New York we had em, for 10. we
run so!jer, who tough. valiantly, and
We put him on platform, wich stuuk
with nigger-yea, the SAVIOR thereof wuz
louder than the Ablishun platform itself
But behold. the people jecr and hout,
and say "the platform stiuketh loud
enough, but the smell thereof is not the
smell Nv the Afrikin-it is of the rotten
material Nv which it is composed, and
the corrupshun they hev placed on it,
and New York goes Ablishun.
Slocum held hisself up and sed "come
and buy" and our folks bought him and
his tribe, but he getteth not his price.
Moo GERsEY-ABLIsHUN!!
Jobs cattle was slain by murrain aud
holler. horn and sich, and not liviD near
Moo York, the Hosh thereof hs coed not
sci.
But Job he'd suthin left-still he Good
sell the hides and tallow:
Lazarus he'd sores, but he he'd dorgs to
lick them
Moo Gersey wus the hide & taller Nv
the Dimocrisy, and 10 that is gone.
What little is left Of the dimocrisy is
all sore.bu whore is the dorg 80 low 40 to
lick il?
Moo Gersey wus our ewo lamb-lo. tho
strong hand Nv Ablishnism hez taken it
Moo Gersey wuz the Aryrst on wich
our ark restcd-behold tho dark waves
Nv Ablishnism sweep over it.
Darkness falls over me like pall-the
shsddsr w woe eneom passsth me.
Down my furrowed cheeks rolleth the
tears Nv anguish, varyin in size from a
large Pea to small tater.
Moo Gerssy will vote for the Constoo.
shnsl Amendment, and 10! the Niger
will possess tho land.
l see horrid visions!
On tho Camden and Amboy, nigger
brakesmen-and at the polls, niggers!
Whore shall We find refuge?
10 the North? Lo! it is barred agin
rs BY Ablishnism.
In the South! In their eyes the North.
ern copperhssd fiodeth no favor.
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