Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1865-10-05

ANUO ocioty,) u, W..
Their wuz wunst a doctor whoheda pashcnt
he wuz physikin. While the phisik wuz a
workin, he changed his mind and administered
vomick. The pashent's stummick WIZ in
wat might be cald dilemmer. The physik
was pullin down, the vomick was pulin
up and the poor bowels, undecided which to
foIler, allowed the disease to fastcn it self,
when either wood hev expelled it The pa
shent died, and I am happy to state that his
estate wuz insovent, and the ijeotic physical
didn't git his bill.
Jest so. Dimocrisy got the stumick AXE
when the war commenst Fernandy wood
administered the Peace puke, and Mcclellan
dosed it with War physick. The pashent is
nearly dead, and neither doctor got rich out
OF the assets.
I notice all over the North, Democratic
convcnshuns are nominatin returned soldiers
fer Office, wherever they kin ketch one who
will accept and Tiers but little trouble, for in
every county there's ofiisers who went in2 the
servis because NV pay, who Ablishinized their
selves for convinyooance, and who flop back
to us on the most reasonable terms
hev persnel motives for objection. Last
winter these demons were to home on furlo.
the ded hour of mite, ceased my venerable
form and dragged me 4th. They made me
knecl into the cold snow, on my nakid knees,
and with one hand upliltcd and my shirt tale
a wavin in the wind. they made me take the
oath and drink pint Nv water. The oath
give me infammashen nv the brane, and the
water inAammashen NV the bowels, and for six
weeks lay ravin maniac
! Good overlook this, for the Dimokrat who
woodent sacrifice his agid grandmother for
the party is unworthy the name; but object
to nomnatin EN- for the folerin reasons also:
l. Taint honist In 1862 called the sold
iers "Linkin purps," and the oflisers "sholder-
strapt hire1ins," and meant it. They wuz
wagin crooil and unholy war agin Dino ri
sy, they was redocsin our magorties in the
Suthren States at the rate NV sum hundreds
per day, and now tonominatc en- isa flop I'll
never make.
. Twon'tt pay. These felcrs sold us out
Ablisenis.s when they ilopt back to us, and
what guaranty hev we that they wont sell us
out at the next turn of the wheel? Ef we
Good git sum decent wuns, it might do, but
good Lord! the feller who wood do this wood
be lower down than we is, which wood bother
man. All the votes that sich men Good con-
troll, we hev alluz owned in fee simple.
g. Taint Justice us originel Copperhads
We endoored the heat and burden NV the day;
we resisted drafts we dammnd taxes, we wuz
Fort Lafayeted and Fort Warmed, twas us
who died in our dooryards Where wuz these
officars then? All the damage they dun the
government WIZ in drawin pay and rashens.
L. The RECONSTRUCTED Dimocrisy NV the
south wont like it, and to them after all we
must look for success.
5. They acknowledg Niger equality, by al
lowin niger equality, by allowin niggers to
fight with EN-.
6. We hev gone too fur to try the sojer
dodge. We opposed the war, we opposed
their votin, we opposed the Ablishnin votin
pay and supplies, we opposed Aid Socites,
and laft at Sanitary Commishns, we opposed
drafts at time when they needed help, and
to go back on sich record is ruther renchin,
and | won't do it
7. Eff we undertake the soljer we commit
ourselves to pay in his penshuns, ct settery-
How would the suthern Dimocrizy like that?
8. Eff we nominate men who served, we
disgust the desefters and them ez went to Kan.
andy for the sake of the coz
We have cappytle cnouff in the Niger
Let us plant ourselves boldly on shoor ground
Let us aesolve that Goddlemity wuz rite in
maxim the Niger our slave, tho he made a
mistake in ::planin in his heeven buzzum a
cronc desire to run away from his normal
condishn Let MS hang out our banner and
inscribe on its folds, mo marryin Nggers!-
"No payin debt inkurd in Niger warl y
"Protect us from Niger equality" and sich
other precepts ez cum within range Nv the
Dimekratic intellek, and 60 in and win
May the Lord hasten the day.
PETROLEUM v. Nasty,
Lait Pastor nv the Church NV the New Dis
pensashun.