Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1865-06-28

The following letter OF Josh Bill
lines to Hair Oil and Vegetable
Bitrers man. will be read with glee-
full interest.
Dear Doktor Hirsute:
| reseayed a tin cup ov ynre clair
purswader," also a bottle ov yure
-SaIvashrn Bitters,' bi express, for
witch, [ express my thanks. The
greenback which you enclosed waz
the kind ov purswader that we ov
the press fully understand Y ure hair
greese shall have a reglar gimna-
silk puff, ii5t az soon az | kan find
a spare time, [ tried little ov it, on
an old counter brush in my offiss
this morning. and i'll i minnitts,
the BRUSSELS grew az long az a hos
ses tale, and | notis this afternoon,
the hair begins tew cum up thru, on
the bak Of the brush: It's RELY won
derfull It's almoste Eureka. L rub
bed drop or two on the head ov
mi cane. which haz been bald for
more than years, and beggar me!
if don't have tew shave the cane
handle, evry day, before | kan walk
out with it. | have very favrite cat,
she IL one ofthe Hamletonian breed
ov cats. and altho she IL young
and haint bin trained vet she shows
CRATE signs ov speed. | thought |
would list rub the corck ov the bot
tle, on the floor. III the corner Ov the
room. where the cat generally repo-
zes. The consequents waz, sum of
the i" purswader" GOT onto the hair
or the cats tale When the cat aroze
from her slumbers she caught sight
on her tale, which had growed few
an exalted size: taking one more look
1T the tale, She started and bi the
go5 | oide MOzes, sich running; ac-
ross the vard,over the fence, up wun
side OF an apple tree and down the
other ont into the fields, away aw-
av The last | saw Ov the cat, she
waz pretty much all tale. [ wouldn't
took 10 dollars for the cat with her
old tale on her In a fin daze, [ shall
find a spare time, and ! then shall
write up for our paper sumthine
pyroreknik. which will make the
hair grow on 4 number one mackrel
to read it. Dear Doktor, the fact
il sum men are born gate, sum men
git CRATE after they are born, sum
men hay grcateness hove upon
them. Doktor, Va are awi 3 ov
these men. in ore. Ycu are a kind
OF vegetable trinity, sassvtrass, poke
root, and elderberrv. 1t waz a hap
pee thought in You tew call yure
c.Salvashun Bitters." a vegetable
tonicks,' altho, old rye, amt one ov
the vegetable, whiskee IL or the
tonicks. The people must hev ton
ks, the more whiskee, the more the
the people will Iuv W. There IL
nothing the christian would long for
50 mulch, .Tst now, az q vegetable
bitter; sassvtrass IL good for lone
. sum stummuck. pokeroot IL an alte-
ratitt, and Elderberrv waz known
few the anshients. but what oh tell
me what, wee whispering winds,
what are awl these without whis
kce Thank the Lord, that at Taste
we have got ht-er that will tonicil
4 man up Nothin'. siuce the good
old daZc Of Jamaka Rum, and slider
Brandee, haz sent SIGH thrill ov
Joy, thru the wuld. az :. Hirsutes
Sahashuu Bitters," sold respelltablv
! bi awl druggists far and near. Go
ON, Dolltr. manfactring. and sell
ing; let the cod liver OIL and patent
truss men howl ont in envi: let pills
rant and plasturs rave; YOU have
cot what the wuld wants and will
have, and that IL, an erb bitter, with
a whisky basis
NJ B.-Bizziness, Doktur, IL bizzi-
ness, The high price ny material
and labor hez put up putfs with Us,
BIT on the receipt ny 90 dollars
moar. "a kan rely upon sumthing
in ON weekly thct will send SALIVA
slun and Perswashun" whirIing
thru the land
i. S-Let me advice WI az a
friend: if i Il Indispensable necessa-
r. to cheet a little in the maniac.er
u the ..SalvaShun Bitters." let il
ii awl meens he in the rutes-don' I
dover Tie basis.
lures quietly. JOSH BuLINGs.