The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1865-09-29
Mr.. Nasty Opposes the Nomination Of sol-
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SAlsr's REST. (which is in the stait Nv I
l Moo Gersey), Aug. 81, 1865.

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SAlNr's Rest. (which is in the Stait Nv
ya Moo Gersey), Aug. 81. 1865.
Thsr wus wunst a doctor who he'd pa
shens, he was physikin. While the phis-
TX wuz workin, he changed his mind and
administered vomick. The pashonts STUN.
meek was In wat might bc cald q dilemmer.
The physik WI. pullin down, the vomick
wus pullin up, and the poor bowels, unde-
cided which to foller, allowed the disease to
fasten itself, when either would hev expelled
1t. The pashent died, and am happy to
state that his estate wuz insolvont, and the
ijeotik physician didn't git his bill.
Jest 80. Dimocrasy got tho stummick AXE
when the war commenst. Fernandy wood
administered the peace puke, and Mcclellan
dosed It with war physck. The pashent is
nearly dead, and neither doctors got rich out
of the assets.
notice all over the North, Dimocratik
conyenshuns ore putin in nomination return
cd soljers fer offs, wherever they kin ketch
one WHO will accept; and there's but little
trouble, for in every county Tiers orHshers
who went in2 the servis bekase Nv pay, who
AberlishinIzed themselves for continyooance,
and who'll Hop back to US on the most rea.
sonable conditions.
hev persenel motives fer obgectin. Last
winter these demons were to homo on furlo.
Twenty Nv um cum to my peaceful dwellin,
at the ded hour Nv mite cecsed my venrable
form and dragged me forth. They made mo
kneel into the cold snow on my nakid knees,
and with one hand uplifted and my shirt.
tale wavin In the wind, they made mo take
the oath and drink o pint Of water. The
oath gave me inaammashon Nv the brane.
and the water inAammashen Nv the bowels,
and for six weeks I lay ravin maniac.
Good overlook this, for the Dimokrat who
wooden't sacrifice his agid grandmother for
the party, is unworthy the name; but OBJ
jcct to nominatin um for the follsrin reasons
also:
/. Taint honist. In 1862 I called the
soldies "Linkin purps," and the orhsers
"sholder.strapt hirelins," and I meant 1t.
They waz vagina crooll and unholy war agin
Dimocrisy, they wuz redoosin our magorities
in the Suthern States at the rate Nv sum
hundreds per day, and now to nominate EN-
is aop I'll never make. a'.. .'..
2. Twont pay. These fcllers sold us out
when they took commishins. they sold out
the Ablishnists when they aOpt back to us,
and what guaranty hev we that they wont sell
US out next turn Of the wheel? Ef we coold
git sum decont wuns, 1t mite do, but good
Lord the solger who'd do this, wood be low
or down than We Is, which wood bother any
man. All the votes that sich men Good con.
trole, we hev allez owned in fee simple.
8. Taint justis 2 us originel Coppsrheds.
We endoored the heat and burden Nv the
day; we resisted drafts, we damned taxos,
wo wuz Fort Lafayetsd and Fort Warmed |;
'twas US who died In our door.yards. Where
wuz these ofHsers then2 All the damage
they dun the government wuz in d.awin pay
and rashens.
4. The RECONSTRUCTED Dimocrisy Nv the
South wont like It, and to them, after all, wo
must look for success.
S. They acknowledged nigger equality by
allowin niggers to Eight with em.
6. We hev gone too far TO try the solger
dodge. We opposed the war we opposed
ther votin; we opposed the Ablshuisu iu
voting pay and supplies; we opposed Aid
Societies, and laft at Sanitary Commishns,
weopposed drafts at time when they need.
cd help, and to 90 hack on such record Is
ruthsr renchin, and won't do IL.
Z. Et we undertake the solger, we comit
ourselves to payin his pen'huns, ct sottry.
How wood the surhrin Dimocrisy liksthat'
s. Ef we nominate men who served, we
disgust the dcserters, and them as went to
Kanady for the sake ov tho coz.
We hcv capytle in the Niger. Let Us
plant ourselves boldly on shoor ground. Let
us Resolve that Goddlemity was rite In max.
iu the Niger our slave, tho he made mis-.
take in plantin in his hsesen bu.um cronic
desire to run away from his normal conishin.
Let US hang out our banner and inscribo on
Its folds, "No marryin Niggers!" "No pay.
in debt iikurd in Niger war;" "Pro.
tect Us from Niger equality" and such
other prccepts es cum within range OF the
Dimckratic intellek, and 60 In and win.
May the Lord hasten the day. o.
- 1 f9 PETROLEUM V. NAsBr.
Lait Faster Nv the Church Nv tho Moo Dis
pensashun.