The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1865-05-11

toes aud square heels, aud seat /
some fashionable church, and new hooI
skirts fur all my hirod girls, and | wi
emplOy So many niggers to wait ON m'
that's oil lie have to DO, will be to b
huppy. Oh Pctri Lei me kiss You 70
your Ma. And I'll 10y bed morning,
and sit up nj night, and bore my friend
oil d'y, TIL they can't bore III Tai
about honest industry, saving wood 70
the dust, opening oysters for the shells
blaeking boots merely to zee your fac
10 them, aud being honest forty year,
waiting tor some rich mon to adopt you
IPlayCdi Petroleum is th' boy. An
now III live high Out Of my house
vain pompl Away from me cold cuts
crackers, chocsr, the mush boiled, NJ.
mackcrel, warmed w soup, aud brilIian
aplettes. I've struck prtel
Nov when | 80 on the street, folkt
run to the windows aud smile. Az,
they smile at inc IN the street. An,
lhtv ak me 70 smile IN Ginual Cocl
Tails house. Aud they oil have kint
woro. o, PIT! you're the Rjlcum fui
for nc! Things in my limited kingdom
Isn't as they used to once wasl Farewell
rlglol h b.limcnts. Good bye, hungry
siomacll Oil RIVER, cnld shoulder! H.,
oil righ now. Ten years ego Buggirs
wouldn't speak to M, cause wasn't
well, financially speaking. Duggins il
nov as cordial MS hors '.radish or hot
whisky. Aud when l would wcdlock
those rich gi who 80 sw,,th was uuro
me, her cruel puricnts said 20, poor. bu,
honest youth, rnticr ihysell hcnccI'--
And | enticed--nohodyl Now, those
girl aud cruel parirnts wished me to cIll.
How are You bcll,red circumslancrsl II
Is good tn remember oil these things
Aud TIL time dwclls in those fond rccol.
lccliuns uf mine us how | was not want.
ed atfashiouable parties. Now the doors
1y wide, and ebony Angels Of shuddy
swing the panels .ur me 10 enter aud re.
vel. o, Pete! you're OIL right, my boy!
Money! more than would wad u CO.
lum5iaul Ev rybody is willing to trust
mo now. have no need Tor credit.
Rich folks are dcuccd glad to see me
now. Thoy didn't once. Great is Peter
Olrum, and boring is its prahtl Just To
think Of II. How / ustd Ia once dig
potntoes on shares cs-turu Crindstunes for
iun--milk cows for the bultermilk--coi.
ton striugs for suspenders-- boss's old
boots or freeze toes hired mau's hat or
ret tnnned-sCcOnd table or not at all
idirU-iingered rypeslicker' or poor me.
foot or stay behind! Oil il
1 dream now. Stare, hilarious days, for
poverty are over. aud shoddy IS indeed
,nviuus.
Guess can kiss Matilda Jerushu now ;,
md her dad won't object, for I've struck
lie! Reckon tailor vii have time tn make
these ruimcnts for the this week. Think
landlord won't insist on moving out Of
iis abode. Things is working now.
A mother vein is openedl Aud you dou't
inuw how nice Il is. II 90 on "bum"
vlks hook over.i now. When | was
,oor they looked into il. c,n kick
100, blacks, snub pnor people, break cur.
windows, throw gobeis at walters, visit
places, hurrah for any nun
wish to, Wink at whose wife ] wish 20,
II my Tenn 90 shude ircs, stand on
'hurch cushiuus with drty.fept, I'M
,eopir's hats down over their eyes, tell a
llil ul : u llds VlA VIZ AllI NNlV ViAs EfN
trunk or sober, swear or not, as ] please,
md It's oil right, for I've struck Pete!
And can sit mp all night aud raise much
l-Brmnny. No one objects. Mrs.
'prggins SAYS | am the incest man she
yer snwed. Mrs. Piggcr!y says il the
most drlighiingcst young gentleman she
vor knnwed. The Stiggins and Pig
ery gills say that am N ost exquis-
iDusl It's oil on account of Potre Ole /
m, who has lately cum to see me.
And | am on it now. Have left my
for sci of diamonds size of coal
Ied. And | have ordered ill, skirt, satin
tcckings, moire antique clustics, and a
Inld shnying cup. And l'll have n gutter,
ARP, organ, piano, aud tinkling cmbal
n the house, oiled with petroleum, so
hey viii play easy. And my hair, my
my pocket hrndkerchiors; my
zig clothes and my little clothes, shall
iask in n barrel Of petroleum. while |
leep. o, Pete, Pm fixed at last. Plll
ound church or founder horse. mi
NY horse railroad aud run il with net
olouni; hire religious editors to puff me
nto Christianiry; buy a nomination for O |
n office, and become ns stiff rs oil.bOiled I
ilk. Go away poverty, am tired of
You have large society,
Ut don't appreciate your grip. Your
y-luws ore right, but against my con
ti,uion. Now can give advice and It
fil be needed. It's nice to have stuck
le-une has 81 mnny more friends Than
e ever thought for and people take such
n interest in you. ! cin go on change,
uy few thuusand shares on call, cell
old long or short, deal in stocks at
uyer's opfion, have private box al the
pcra, shake hands with Mr. Nabob, and
ing what tune | please. Young man,
ore for oil. Strike Pete, ard be happy!
ause the earth to gush into yuur lap, aud
rauty will gush oil over lhee. Strike
I aud be great.
The question once was, who Inflicted
blow under the auricilar Of William
atterson. Farewell. Pat! The inter.
,gation now Is. 'Wbo struck Pcte!"
We struck him and once more am hap
Y. If society wBnts 20 comH forward ,
I'D shake new brothers. hand, society
IN now do i. Hyoupg ladies' of fash.
n wish to curess me sweelly once ere ,
acome die, will lease step forward and
ot ruIple clothes! Ifnny seeker after '
)turiety wishes tn kiss me for the S mi.
ny, they Gun now do II, aud one Of my
ggers sholl hold the stakes. I've |
ruck Pete, nd the result is much gor- !
'ousness Of apparel-many good things /
erefore known TO me only by obser.