The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1865-07-26
Mr.. Nasty meets a Reconstructed suth-
ern Shivelry, and hez Condolences.

ern Shivelry, and hez Condolences.
SAINTS REST. (Which is in the Stait NV /,
Moo Gersy,) July ~, 1865.
| hev bin in Washinton, and while ther wus
interdoost to Gneral Marion Sumpter Ftzhoo
Gusher, Nv Mississippy. wuz anxious meet
with Representativ Dimekrat NV the South,
interchange views, to hev soothin confidencis.
to unbuszum, becoz for the past yeers the
Dimekratik party hes bin troofy seckshnal, and
the seckshun it hez okkepicd is not the denti-
kle seckshun onto wich the orfises is lokatid,
and only by a perfeek union with our wunst.
loved brethern NV the South, kin we ever git
onto ,rooly Nashnel ground.
Gineral Gusher is troo gentleman of the raal
Suthern skool. He puts CS. A. arter his name.
onto the hotel register, and his rings, buzzom-
pin, and the he'd Nv his kane, is oil made NV
the bones NV mizable Yankee soldiers who fell
at Bull Run--he sez by his own hand, and it
must be so, fur who ever knode Suthern man
to boast vaingloriously2 We and embraced,
weepin perfoosely.
"Alars |" sobbed the Gineral. +" wat mite
mare hez obskoord our respectiv vshuns fer the
parst yeers wuz alluz Union man, alluzi
alluz alluz The old flag loved with more
nor parental affeekshun--2 me il wuz more nor
life p
"Why then, my Ajacks," sobbed l, i" did you
raise your parsidle hand agin it ?"
"Why? my beloved Because MY STAIT
secesht and wuz carried along by torrent
Nv public opinion which Good not stem, and
| went with hur But it's all over. We hev awoke.
and I'm here in the capital Nv my beloved
country, under the shadder of that glorious
flag which is the pride up Americans and the
terror OF all weak nashens wich hez territories
contiguous, reddy 10 talk oath, and resooni
the citizenship laid orl, and agin run Guv-
ment for its own honor and glory"
"Hev yop a pardon? ?" seq l. I" Methinks wunst
paper reecht my humble village, wich is pnail-
mously Dimekratik Gtcum around d package
Nv goods from Moo York land in that paper
saw yoor name, ez wun NV the ortisers who
killed the niggers at Fort Piller Am rte?"
You air. I'm gushin child NV nachur--
I'm enthusiastic. Labrin under the same de-
looshun that secesht us, bleevd at that time
that wnz doin a good thing in KILN them
property Nv oprs that Linken he'd shovd bloc
kotes onto. hev no apologies to offer--Im
now writin justifcashen. |, and / speek for
thousands Nv the shivelrous suns NV the South
who would like good square meal wunst more,
am willin to be eonsiiatid. The oppertoonity
is now offered the Government 9 consulate us.
We air returnin prodygle suns--kill yoor fattid
'SSAt ""N CNt IVA Solu iluSo uhu Put Plu
robes, and sich. We ask condishns--we shell
insist on terms, but we air disposed to be rea-
sonable. We air willin to acknowledge the 500
pfemacy Nv the Government, but there must be
no humiliashen. A proud, high -spiretid people
like us uns, won't stand it--no, sir, we can not.
Ther must be no hangin, no confsticashen, no
dlsfranehisin. We are wilin to step back Jest
ez we slept out, resoomin our old status, trpstin
to engineerin to get sech uther pints ez air not
here enoomeratid. Without them condishns the
union wood not be wun Nv hardwood be hol-
Ter mockery. What we air goin for is a union
foundid on luv, witch is strongerer and mere
soldier than muskits. Harris is trumps-let the
platform be har'ts, and all is we'll"
But, Gineral," sez /, lin all this wat do yoo
perpose fer us northern DimekratsY"
:" Towards them our bowls melt with luv.
We forgive yoo. Eff yoo kin take the old atti-
TODD, we'll and good-ef not"
"Hold," SEE l." don't threat. A ginooina
Northern Dimekrat wants but little here below.
but wants that little long. Give him small
post-off1s, niger driver to look up to, and
niger to look down to, and he is soopreemly
happy. Ef angle in glory wuz two offer 2
trade places with him, harp, golden crown and
all, he wood ask Odds"
"Uv course, them posishens 700 kin hev--ws
don't want EN-. All we ask is tomake the plat
forms, and hev sich offsis ez hawty, high-toned
men kin afford 2 take, and yoo uns kin hev the
rest. But wun thing must be understood. The
scenes Nv the Charleaton Konvenshun must
never be re-enactid--their must be no more Dug
lissis. Under the moo dispensashen 700 dance
whenever we fiddle, askin no questions. The
Suthern hart must never agin be fired-t wood
consume ibself. ipi
i" Ez soon ez hev took the oath, / shell i'm
mejitly 60 hum and run for Congris--see to it
that wee hev enhff Dimocrats ther that we can.
jintly, control things. Nv coarse, in Union
Nv luv ther must be equality. Linkin's war
debt must never be pade, onless ourn is--his
hirelins must never be penshuned onless our
patriots is. Wat deliteful spectielel Men
who wuz Yesterdays q gougin eech other onto the
field of battle, to day is DRAWN penshuns ami
kably from the same treasury The Eagle wood
flop bis wings with COY, and angels wood ex-
clame, fBullyP / am disabled from woonds
received on the feeld, and regoice that our pen-
shun. laws is so libral. &C.,
Go home, my friend, and marshel fer the
conflict. Tell yoor centrel Commits to collect
expense mummy, and /, and Ginral Forist, and
Kernel Moseby, and Champ Ferguson, and
Dick Turner, and Boregard, and perhaps that
noble old hero, (tgke OFF yoor hat while per-
nounce his gellorius name), Ginpal Robert E.
Lee, will cum up and stump the North fer yoor
tikits. hev dun. &c" -,
"Noble man, }" thotI, ez he stalkt magestically
away, takin, in a abstractin manner, my new
hat and umbreller, leayin his old vuns; "who
coodent foller thee, and sich ez thee forever and
forever"
PETROLEUM ". NASBY,.t.
Lait Poster Nv the Church NV the Noe Dispen-
sashun.
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