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Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

The Iuas's Headquarters despatch s;outly
denies rhe Philadelphia rumor OF disaster TO
Grant. Both armies are up 90 their a,cks
in mud, and couli not fight ifthe} would.
Richmond papers of Tuesday -ay North
Carolina and Et-t tennessee are completely
ufar -ua sg Union tlnols-one party moving
ou Ttrr o., from New berne and an .ther
marching aT tre south eide OF the Nouse
si,,r. They Che Union trools) design eyi-
d.rtly -5 .5-ultratc DO 'he Wilmington and
N,.i.n Railroad. {. i- now supposed that
Jt, East tennessee raiders winch started
from Knoxville, consisting %. several th4u--
aul cavalry. wall also move into North Caro-
lua. aui 9i-. tne railroad between Siil>-
lul-a and Charlotte.
NEW ioRk. Feb. o.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

kFEp DISEASE AT BAN.--lSVALlD>.
t-..sr down iu health AMI spirit. aI lrraa'e h2.-
usa-a o. .ars-fr- .-om o., terrible exhaustion
winch follows tis aitlc.s o. selts 4.si-r. CHE
o., t.uoa, ot thousands WIN have been raised t- ''
q miracle from q similar .rsts % prostrti,u. ty
uosrETTERS STOMACH HITTERS is sure
guarantee that by the ssme means you 700 u'y be-
strengthened and restored. But % those who stand
Ia peril a. cr'dcmic-, % 81 who hy reason Of eS-
r..ire. pr.stions. au uncon- genial climate oI ur-
healthy pursuits, may az any moment he .tr'rken
down. thi. paragraph is most par'ie..ar'7 and
,,,s,4f,elgy addressed You, Who are thus situated,
are prodersd a. absolute safeguard a-aiust the
dancer lat tuenaers yen. Tone and regulate the
,.tesp with this harmless medicinal S-iuulaut ami
Attractive. and you will be f1rearued against the
malls Die. whose seeds float around You IN the air
unseen. Ho,tetter's stomach Bitters nre not only
. standard Tonic and Alternative throughout the
United states but they are accredited by the eerti-
G.stss Of the most distinguished citizens Of the
Union. 10 the people Of all other lands In Canada
Australia and the West Indies, they are gradually
t,ki.z The place Of an other stomae-ics, whether
native OF foreign, ana a. surely g truth Is pro-
.r,s.t.e and denomination vverthroWs doubt, hey
VIII eventually supersede every other in'isoraHt
apt Restorative now employed II medicinal pTao-
tcs.
NEW YORK HOUSE. 50 Cedar street. y. y.
,-,rsb . davew
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

The Navy Department has just received
tine tl.ioaiae
Us. FLsGsuIr Malvern.
Cap" Fear River, February, -, 1865. {
10 hon. Giaeou Heilcs. S.c'yof Nary
base ths honor to inform you ,hat vii
mingtuu De- lu ihr possession oi oar troops.
S.gnrI DAVID ID. PORTER.
Rear Admirrl.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
CAIRO. H., Feb. PC

4 VickshurCl correspondent Is informed
by rebel desertcrs from Dick Taylor's army,
that the rebels 90 Not intend 20 abandon
Mobile
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

The Blt'et,n SAYS The rebel leaders have
ordered the concentration % their forces, and
ordered them south. Mobile j. said 20 De
their destination.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
We shall keep FL0URAND FEED constantly on
hand, FOR sale a.
Wholesale and Retail.

wANTFD.-wh-st. Rye. Oats. Corn and
Buckwheat. flr which cash viii be paid at the bes
market rates.
GEO. P. WOODS GO
g. P. WOODS
PC. KEsyEnY.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

The Bulletin has despatch from Mem
pins stating that The district of West Ten
nessee Is 20 Boz token from the department Of
the Mississippi and added 20 the department
OF Jhc Cumberland, Gen. Dana commanding
tine department
WAR DEPARTMENT. WASHINGTON.
Feb. -, 9.45, \. NJ.
IT, Va. Gen On
DcsVstchrs jus; received, an
nounce that Wilmington is IN possession Of
OUT troop.
Signed, EDWIN ". STANTON.
See. of War.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

Tnc hrst black line oih-cI, MAJOR beianae,
surgeon. has been ordered 10 Charrs-uu,
:. g., where he Will perform his duties 10
connection silh the cliorrd troops.
the contest ia ,hc House is- night over
the opposition 60 add ~ per cent. te thc pay
of naval contractors WA fierce. 70 looks
now ~ though the resolution would fail
Wei informed persons assert tHat there
will ne no. immediate change ln the Cabinet
7xceu' 20 the Treasury Department.
TIE House Boz, refused time i1- tac .gn-
-iiemuan ci Che election el-- fnl ., is
u.iIcni a- decisive in uii cases ira1 iiai-
unia and Arkansas. They wii, 600, com,
ul again
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

-uslr hNr~S.''- Its generally supposed
--e N clusters, Palmer-tou,, GsrHscloHs,
s-r.-as ana s4rubtids 81 politics are the
.' v.-ii-7Ii- reuoWn. eat -o ;hey are
.. r.asHarers circulate, bat NOT much be-
naso. ear friends lately returned IRON
.. rl.-r- los W.fh the rrrIfa. OF his journey
.t .r some distance, where Pie enquiry Of
made eleu ae became known AS an Amer
nos whether a. snew or l.i ever seen the
..u 81. ai H.s country. br aver, t-af
medicines. They Use bis remUii-,-
. -asl have been cured av them-lnl
H. nl. AS # be- occupied tha whole
t...... 20 we're Al least the great feature e..
. a.lsra vino bad 1r-l clre.i OF . msli.-
fae hip by his Sar> uariile, seemed
...l-l t .lr principal ar1ic.s.f export. and
rt.-f.r .a- q tine few men tuls continent
ulsi worthy che attention ~ CHI
r-.t lar, Mems.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
-ENNEnY,s
SAT- RheMln Ointment

s unsurpassed
Tie R1uehss- Skin is made smooth.
Charmed hands are instantly healed.
Cr4esei and prief lips are healed ant soitenef.
T1rseu the hands and face conf riahle during
the ca'd weather, put a little of the Ointment on
when going On bed.
Pu. up In tw' sisei bottles. The smaller . cents,
the I1r-ar 7i cents, per bottle
Sold 10 this town by A. q. SrEAR, J.N.Aouf 20
WZiyl
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
NlwYoRA. Feb. -
NV thhf t.-
Go.d -o.d to-day af 200.


..4-. ..,o
MI" ioAA' ''' 80
Richmond paper are more frantic than
ever.
fine Eegarr c.ils uf.u J,i Davis Q"
arm ttc SLAVES without taeau-He-.,r .. Jaw
10 saws thg.r >uitc- and if- cause stand to-
day in need .. q lie.4t.r-'. d man wtn " ID
take the power a. rHe reoi 10 and 1-e DC i"r
their pre-ervation.
Further 600 il say- Sherman is rushing
through tne taro.iuas like an avalanche.
and reports say be- has captured 10000
bales of cotton az Columbia.
Grant is gradually and perhaps surely exc
tending his lines around Pe-er-hlrga an.
Richmond. and threaten, every moment 90
burst over the .Iut- that intervene. and tie
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
.1t,rrrck \ rLANAcAN.

>ITATrUCK n FLANAGAN,
No.1r-ulun Block Church II.
II iNf .l-t received q large as-"rtmeut ~ ftper
t..I.-- 70 I. -.rrs ans sizes, among which
nav be- found che Frr1ch Printed Paper Collars
t|.tl Linr. p-r-.-HE suo Garoft' The SATIN
Enamel 0arot.- ana number Of other ditereni
Sind. f.I numerous tc mention Our -tu-k 90 reni-
Furui.A.n- Goods IS comp ere. give usa call ami
SHATTUCR & FLANAGAN.
F,l.I-.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
KEN r YS
RHEUMATIC LINIWENT

The attention ofthe public is called q this most
excellent . al L.niments, as perfect Snl speedy
cure Tor all the aches snd pains that uesh s heir ."
MATISM
Il .su..i t a stagnAtion Of the auis arising from
ch,ck 90 psrspration-is cured by a few bottles o.
Kennedy Rheumatic Lninent-
SPRAINs
Are ,ausss by an over-extsnsen and sudden -
action Of the MUSCLES cured by a Few bottles 81
kennety's Rheumatic Lininent-equally good Tor
NEURALGIA.
Tie King Of en- pain, i eaused BY an iaEanAtion q
Of Kcnnedy's Rheumatic Lininent
PLEURISN
i an udamation Of the lining q the rhs-is curei
hv a few bottles OF kennedy's Rheumatic Linimeut.
BRUISES
are caused BY a sudden pressure Of the tesh sad
smashing 81 the tissues-is Instantly relieved BY
keunedy's Rheumatic Liniment.
CRAMP
d. a contraction Of the muscles caused by a sudden
st0upAzo Of the nervous duid which prevents ami
NAL life having freehoT-ts cured BY few appli-
cations Of Kennel y'ss heumatic Liniment
BILIOUS COLO
--Aused BIZ = neuralgia in the stomach and bowels
/ take a tesspOonful d kenuedy's Rheumatic Lin
ment in warm water every half hour until cured.
SooTHART AND HOARSESEsS.
Are caused by an unnatural dryness Of the glands
vet a piece Of flannel with hennedy's Rheumatic
Lll4lneult Apply u Va s'iI " F-Nt ~ WA ~
HEADACHE AND THROBRISG OF
TIE TEMPLES.
i caused ny pressure from insensble Precipitation
It is cured by few applications ofhennedy's Rheu-
matte Eminent.
WEAKNESS OF THE BACK
Follow the direction IL the circular around each
bottle.
FOR ANULCERATED SORE THROAT
/ Ynu Will take one teAspOOEful Of the Lniments
four tssspOonfuls % water. GSrgle the throattvic
day In a few days IL will Il we'll. This
teaspoOrful will be worth dollar " you.
FOR BRONCHITIS.
And all Inflammation Of the throat, tonsils and pal
ate with dry hacking cough, yOu viii dilute the
Liuement with four or Ave times its bulk q vatei
I gzrgie the throat, and swallow the moisture. Tau
nsrsr fsihs
3 Il IL good FOR ToOrHAcsE. EARAcHE, SEELLEI
Z FACE and IEFLAAATIOS Of every Lind. Every fam
iiy should have : full supply for the winter.
Manufactured by DONALD KENNEDY, koxhury
April 2snd- oaWisl
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
NEW FIRM

rIHE UN DRRslGNED, HAVING PURCHASED
l oIC rs. Wingate his entire stock % Watches,
IeEelry, Se., and rented the store formerly occu-
p.ei ~ Nr. Hiasafe.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

We have employed two ofthe best Millers In n
country. uho viii sndesvor % 40 the wors O. pleas
our c1srou srs. a-3 ~ hope % merit the patIo1as
0f the publlc.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
FnR SALE

TIE subscribers offer for sale on reasonable terms
The property belonging % the estate Of the late
G Mcneil Of Charlotte. consisting Of his we'll Known
Farm Hotel Stand and Ferry. Farm contains about
z sores u land in state Of good cultivation with
dwelling house and other buildings thereon. all in
Good repair. Further comments are deemed unnec-
e-fary as the property Is we'll known throughout
New England Apply to or address,
]. B. or H. Mcneil, Executors
Charlotte Vt, Feb 2)th davlm
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

ski Falls. and Ladies Who have a-y -.li-=
% q. d Iy ed Or Clesu,sl and made O. llla g.
New will do Well @ call, six. Cotton, ~
s. Dresses or ShsVls, Colored CleGnsed Hn1
.-. o. look ike New, Gents Cuzts. hc-ts aud
DYED OF Cleansed, and pressed In the hest
re manner, Carpets aud Rugs cleausei.
e. Strsw, Willow or Chip Hats dyed any shade
--. W0olen OF Cotton Nsrnca be dyet random
cOl0rs
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
IMPORTANT CHANGE PRICES
No. 100, Church street.
COTTO.V F.TBRTCS,
HOOPSkIRTS.

A NEW THING. very eheap.and very durable
y just received at FAuE :
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

FInrR AND FEED.

WE have rented Of the Burlington Woolsu Co,
w &c sflf known A. tn CUSTOM MILL lately
1vyreS ~ q " Cstlin and vii ntinue the bush
ue.s Of grinding all kinds Of srair To-
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

TTNHE next tern will commence on Wednesday the
] FIRST day Of March. with enlarged aocommoda-
ri0us and full Board % experienced Teachers. Pu-
pils Intending 20 enter, are requested 10 report
Themselves 90 the 6rst day Of the Term.
FEB. ls.h ca-2T
ItlUU a. PEIRCES.
100 Bus. FIELD PEAS at
lUU PEIRCEs.
IN BUS. MARRowFAr BEANS for Sect
OU At PEIRCEs.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

q p. WOODS
PC.KEsvEnY.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
10. I5i Church Street,

es ami they would respe tfrlylnyite the attention
tn citizens Burlington and 7icicity. 20 their
LEV stock %
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03

4 -nfu ee1no hard Psna -s-5s-
u r~1.o a. Z. STORY - M-.r s-...
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
hENNEDY'S
SALTRHEJNOINTMENT
.nIf Rhcum Ointment

no mercury .- other 1sire-lI substance. I-
wholly aui purely
We O. T. r b l. +.
O-. trial Be- F.irnt 90 convince the most Fkert-
..tI rI.tt .t. er-1 49, FRI Hllff1- .lilLma-ion ana
-,iue.1.- srclI.1rs be- wonderful
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
". APPLETON,
New Dye House,

} H5l respectfully informsthe inhabitants q
i .u-ton ard vicinity that lac has est .-sht
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
EQTiTABLE LIFE ASSURANCE
SOCIETY,
Nsu YORK. Guarantee Capita. t;oor--'-
LIFE. FIRE \ MARINE INSURANCE

Applications by mail promptly attended 20.
Fur.'l -iou June DID. iswiy.
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
sArEMAN sTEARNS. ESTATE.

WOW
Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1865-03-03
GORGE DEMERIT a co.
.ScIreferS.

To Re -aLp Ar OSE DOLLAR EACH, WITH /
OFT REGARD TO VALUE.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

MARRlAGE.-Oh, surely marriage is great
aud sacred responsibility /! Ut is bark in
which two souls venture out on HES storrny
era, with no aid but their own to help them.
The wcIl-doirg of their frail vessel must in
future solely rest upon themselves. No one
can take part either to mar or make their
bliss or misery. From her husband alone
must henceforth flow all the happiness that
the wife Is destined to know. He is the only
being she must care to please. All other
men are now TO be to her bet shadows CLAN
cling on the wall. And he-what is his share
in The compact? How does ne fulfil his
promise redeem his pledge2 For does he
not swear 20 guard and cherish, and look
lenienty on the faults Of the gentle girl he
taxes to his heart? And in return for all
her duty and sweet obedience, be true to her
In sickness and health, in wealth and in pov.
erty, for ever and for ever; and blessed are
the unions in which those feelings are foster.
ed and preserved. .......
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

REcoNsTRUcIIoN.- great question
reconstruction, or the manner in which the
rebelious States shall be restored TO their
civil rights, is now attracting the attention Of
politicians and people. On this issue PARTIES
will divide and fight over again their polite
al battles. President johnson appears t0
have returned to the Democratic principle
which governed him before the rebellion, and
has announced that the loyal people of the
States shall man age their own affairs. He
includes in tiis suffrage and every other
question that Can arise fer State action. .t
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

When the Baptists of Hartford began to
hold public services, an over jealous member
Of DR.. Strong's society called upon him and
asked him If he knew that John Bolles had
started an opposition meeting
"No, when-where ?" -Et.-
"Why, at the old court house."
80 yes, know il" the doctor carelessly
replied but it is not an opposition meeting
They are Baptlsts,to be sure, but they preach
the same doctrine that do. You had bet
ter 60 and hear them"
$50 " said the man. II am Presbyter-
ian.
$50 am I, J" rejoiued DR.. Strong, "but that
need not prevent US from wishing them we'll
You had betterg CO." ..'as -.
"N"," said the man, with energy, "I sh am
60 near them. DR.. Strong, amt you going
to do something about it 2" # af
"What 2" a h.Har a.f a. ID.
"Stop it, can't you 2" a.s .aa.
"My friend" said the doctor, seriously
fJohn BolIes 10 q good man, an6 will surely
60 to heaven. II You aud get there W,
shall meet him, and we had better, therefore
cultivate pleasant Acquaintance with hin
here" tef-aass ."s .f D#t d.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

"I.ET Her Go."-"E was," said reVer-
end gentleman, attending divine service in
Norfolk, several years ago, during season
of excitement While the officiating cier~
gyman was in the midst of q, mesr interest
ing discussion, an old lady among the con-
gregation arose and clapped her hands and
exclaimed: "Merciful Father, i'll had one
more feather in my wing of faith, would
fly to glory" The worthy gentleman, thus
iaterrupted, lmmedia ,sly replied: "Good
Lord, stick it in and let her go, she's but
trouble here" That quieted theold lady"
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

is A humorous young nan was, driv
ing horse, which was in the habit of stop
ping at.every house on the road side pass
ing country tavern, where was collected
together some dozen counirymen, the beast
as usual ran opposite the door and then il
spite of the young man who applied the whil
stopped; the men on the porch commenced
hearty laugh, and some inquired if he
would sell that horse "Yes," said the
young man, ''but cannot recommend him
as he once belonged TO a butcher, and stop'
whenever he hears any calves blsat." Ths
crowd retired to the bar in silence. 80
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

round the happy pair with congratnla tions
when yell, wild and hideuus, rent the air
the deadly war-whoop Of Indians. Terrible
was the CONSERVATION of all faces, moment
before radient with happiness, were turned
in agony Of horror to heaven. In an instant
the doors were burst open, and savage after
savage, with gli:ering knives and tomahaw K
rushed in to the slaughter.
THE Eideous yell of the savages, the
shrieks of the dying, they ring in my ears tc
the present day saw the bloody toma-
|; hawk cleave the skull Of poor Jack, as he
valnly endeavored to protect his bride.
heard her wild shrek as the deadly knife
pierced the bosom Of the lovely Mary. |
saw my sister fall dead at my feet; | saw
tle sava2e's arm upiiftei. 1 felt stunning
blow and knew no more. -.s.... ..s .
How long remained nsensible, / have no
means Of knowing awoke as from fear-
ful dream. l was nearly crushed and Cover
ed with dead budes, TO which circumstances
probably owed my life. With a struggle
Textricated myself from the dead uponme,
and stood upon my feet. The sun, was shin.
ing high in the heavens. o, horrors what q
sight tiny eyes? There, in their blood,
lay every one that had formed that bridal
party not soul had escaped How was
it that was alive &! put my hand TO ny
head and felt for my scalp, L found the frac
ture. i had been struck with the back OF
the tomahawk, and only stunned, and being
covered by my friends, the Indians neglected
to scalp me- e< s.~-
"One by one examined the bodies Of all
to see il life was remaining in any. found
two or thee whom the sayages neglected TO
scalp, but none alive, The sight was too
much foF human vision. Coming again to
my senses. hurried f-om the dreadful spot,
stepping over the margled corpses of my sis
ter and brother, and tie bride and bIderoom
in the embrace Of death. ] passed to the
next; death had been there too. The emo
king ruins Of others told bat too plainly the
tragic story; there was not living person
besides ME in the settlement
Z s"When | think of that aW eus night, Of the
horrors of the morning as | awoke to sensi.
bAity, my blood eurdles 10 my veins, and my
head swims. From that time | swore ven
seance on the red skins 1t has long since
been accomplished. Not one Of that tribe
lives to tell tue story.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

The New York Observer, in an able article
on church music, by il its senior editor, thus
speaks of the Mason & Hamlin Cabinet or-
gan: "Here we have an organ. sweet ,solem %
sonorous, and grand with your eyes shu,
you cannot distinguish its sound from that
of the pipe organ ITSELF 1t Is so effective
and beautiful as to meet the desires Of the
refined and fastidious, ard is all that in need
ed in any church of ordinary size"
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

e A real gentleman never dresses 10
the extreme fashion, but avoids singularity
in person or habits. .. .es...a
Is affable with his equal, pleasant and at~
tentlve TO his interiors. ..r
In conversation he avoids hasty. i'll tenn
percd or insulting words. e.r.
Never prizes into other peoples affairs.
Detests eaves-dropping as one Of the most
dsgraceful of criues. ...t -rst
Never ISLANDERS all acquaint aRee. ....t
Never does, under any ciTcu9 stanc es,
speak i'll of woman. E -..ff
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

Gen. LEES FAn,LY.-A letter from Rich
mond says: "The General and Mrs. Lee
have not yet determined what to do. Roony,
Robert and John Lee arc at the White House
where, with the assistance of servant, q
white man, and former body servant OF Roo
ny's whee in the army, they have ALREADY
put in forty acres of corn. They had no, at
first, and do not KNOW whether they have
now, roof over their heals.' e-s.t'
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

Bob was one morning in q barber's shop
where he found bank president irnpatiently
waiting for the tonsor's appearance.
"'Tis too bad, Bob. said the banker "that
this shaver shouldn't be at his post at this
time in the morning"
"True," replied Bob, with the merest
grain Of malice, and yet you don't open till
ten."
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

r. The N. Y. Tribune, which is strong.
ly against negro slavery, has the following
argument in favor of white slavery. Ii says
in its issue Of the 28th ult.
"There are fifty thousand whites in this
city to day who would live more comfortable
behave more credtable. and be far less obom.
inaole nuisances, if they belonged to good
masters" H. E g.. "t fsa2
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

A young lady was recently cured of palpt-
ton of the heart, by young doctor, in tie
most natural way imaginable. He hold one
OF her hands in his, put his arm around her
waist, and whispered scuaetAiDg 10 hsr Say.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

E. An Irishman being asked ~hy he
permitted his pig to take up his quarters
with his family, made an answer abounding
with satir,cal narieie. "Why not Doesn't
the place afford every convenience that pig
can REQUIRE ?n -
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

HL A negro preacher once observed to
bis hearers at the close of bis serman as fol-
lows My obstinacious bredren, | And it no
more use to preach to you dan it is for a
grasshopper TO wear knee buckles.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-06-28

e, The savage maiden pants her body; the
bright eyed beauty of civilization paints her
cheek The one wears ring in her nose
the other rings her ears. The one gIrdles
herself with the gaudiest zone she can com
rnand /; the other arrays herself in stuffs OF
the costlicst quality and richest dyes. They
are the same by nature; they have been
changed by circumstances.