Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-07-25

I wus anxious 2 meet with Represent
atiy Dimekrat Nv the South, inter
change views, to hev soothin condolences,
10 unbuzzum, becoz for the past q yeers
the Dimakratik party hsz DIN trooy
seckahnal. and the seckshun i bsz OK
kepied is not the ideutikle seckshIn onto
wieh the orfises il lokatd, and only By
perfsck union with our WunstloVeo
brethren Nv the South, kin we ever glt
onto trooly Nashnal ground
Ginerai Gusher is q troo gentleman Nv
the raal Suthern skool. BE puts @. 5.
A. erter his name, onto the hotel regis
ter. and bis rings, buzznm pin, and the
he'd nv his. cane, ia all made nv the
bones nv mizable Yankee soldiers who
fell st Bull Hun--he SEE by his own
hand, aud it must be so, for. who ever
knode q suthern m an to boast yainglofi-
ously2 We Eaet and embraced, weepin
perfoosely. %
/" Alarsp sobbed the. Gineral. what a
nitemare hez obskoord our respective
vishuns fer the psrst yeersl / WIZ al
luz Union man, ainzi aluzI aluzlr The
old flag loved with more nor parental
affecksbun--2 me it WIS more nor life "
"Why, then, my Attacks, sobbed ],
{" did you raise your parrsidla hand agiu'
it7' .t7as11as
"Why7 my beloved. Because MY
STAT secesht, and wuz carried along
by torrent nv public opinion which l
Good not stem, and / went with hur.
But its all over. We hev awoke, and
I'm here in the capital nv my beloved
country, under the shadder Nv that ,gIo-
rious dag which is the pride Nv Arneri-
cans and the terror Of all week nashens
which hez territories contiguous, reddy
to talk a oath, and resoom the citizen
ship / laid orr, and agin run the Guvment
for its own honor and glory. e..ss
"Hev 700 pardon" sez / Me-
thinks wunst paper recent my humble
village, which is unanimously Dimekrat-
kit cum around package Of goods
from Moo York; and in that paper 4 saw
your name, ez wan nv the OFFICERS who
killed the niggers at Fort Piller. Am |
rite2" 1al sEsp
"You are I'm a goshin child Nv
nachar--Tm enthusiastic. Labrin an
der the same deloosion that seeesht us,
| bIeevd ut that time that / wus dom a
good thing in KILN them property Nv
ours that Linken he'd shovd bloc kotes
onto hev no apologies to ofer--l am
now writin justifcasheu. so
81, and ] speak for thousands nv the
shivelrous suns NV the south who would
like good square meal wunst more, am
willin to be consiliatid. The oppertoo-
nifty is now offered the Government to
conciliate us. We are returnin prody-
gle sons--kill your fatid veel and bring
out your gold rings and purple robes
and SIGH. We ask condishns-we shell
insist on terms, but we are disposed to
be reasonable We air willin to acknol5,
edge the soopremacy nv the Government,
but there must be no hnmiliashen A
proud, high spiretid people like us uns,
won't stand it--no sir, we can not
There must be no hangin, no eonhstica-
shen, no disfranehisin. We are wiliin
to step back jest ez we slept out, resoom-
in our old status, trustin TO engin eeria
10 get sech luther pints ez air not here
enoomeratid. Without them condishns
the uni on wood not be wun nv hart
twood be boiler mookery. Wat we air
goiu fur is a union foundid on luv, wieh
10 stronger and more soldier than mus
kits. Harris is trumps-let the platform
be harris aud ell il WELL"
"But Gineral," SEE ], in ell this wat
do 700 perpose fer us northern Dino
crats2' ~
"Towards them our BOWLS melt with
Iuv. We forgive 700. Eff 700 kin take
the old attitood, well and good-ef not
-" ~
Hold" seq /, "don't threat. A GIN
ooine Northern Dimokrat wants but lit
tie here below, but wants that little long.
Give him q small post ori6is, niger.
driver to look up to, and q bigger to look
down to, and he is supreemfy happy. FL
angle 10 glory wus two offer trade
ylaces with him, harp, golden crown and
all, he would ask odds"
"Uv course them positions 700 kin
hev--we don't want EN-. All we ask is
to make the platforms and hev SIGH off.
sis ez hawty, high toned men kin afford
z take, and 700 uns kin hev the rest
"But wun thing must he understood.
The scenes nv the Charleston Conven-
shun must never be e.enactid-their
must be no more Dugkssis. Under the
moo dispensashen 700 dance whenever
ern hart must never again be fired-it
would consume itself
8" EE soon es i hev took the oath, /
shell imejitly 60 hun and run fer Congris
see 2 1t that zee hev enuf Dimekrats
Their that we, jintly, kin control things.
Nv coarse, in Union nv luv, Their must
be equality. Linkin's war debt must
never be pade, onless ourn is--his
hirelins must never be pensioned onless
our patriots is. Wat deliteful spekia-
clel Men who, yesterday, wus a gougin
each other onto the field of battle, to-
day dragin penshuns amikably, from
the same treasury The Eagle wood
Cop his wings with goy,and angels wood
exclame Bullyr am disabled from
wounds received on the field, and rejoice
that our penshan laws is so libral
Go home my friend, aud marshel fer
the conflict. Tell yoor centred commits
70 collect expenee monny, and /, and
Gnneral florist, and Kernel Mosbey,
and Champ Ferguson, and Dick Turner,
Boregard, and perhaps that noble old he.
70, (take orr yoor hat while pernounce
his gellorus name,) Gineral Robert E.
Lee, win cum up and stump the North
fer yoor tikits. hev dun. i Oo''
"Noble man thot /, ez he stalkt ma
gestically away, takin, in an abstractin
manner, my new hat and umbreller.
leavin his old wuns; "who coodent folle I
thee, end SIGH ez thee, forever and for
ever"
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
Lait Faster nv the Church Nv the Moo
Dispenssshun.