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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

"a PERFECT brute" is responsible for
the following: "Soft words butter no
parsnips, but new bonnet presented to a
wife will cover q multitude Of her hus.
bands sins. Grievances and babies were
both made to be cursed, and fair division
Of labor ightens toll; consequently ga
eacious husband will take charge of the
first and leave the second entirely with
his wife. Never place temptation in the
way of the weak; loose change left in the
marital pockets over night 10 apt to vanish
before morning. Business is convenient
cloak, which, judiciously used may be
made to hide number of stolen pleasures.
The simplest cure for persistent cold NUT
ton is to dine at the restaurant and de-
duct from the house money accordingly.
A latch key is the married mans symbol
of freedom, consequently secure it if pos
sible in the honeymoon. Never make
vague promises to wife; give woman
an inch of promise and she requires ten Of
fuliillment. A soft answer may turn
away wrath, but good round expletive
will clinch an argument wonderfully.
Lastly, never attempt to stop woman's
tongue; talk il as necessary to female vi
tality as the air she breathes.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

RRcoRDBR's CouKr, VIRoISIA.-Judge
Meagher had before him this morning a
long list of offenders for trial. The fol-
lowing were disposed of: Antoine Sim
mons and E. Lardio were arrested for
furious riding, and upon hearing plead
guilty of the charge. Simmons was fined
and paid $l4; Lardio forfeited his bail in
the sum of $50. E. James, arrested for
being drunk and disorderly, was dis
charged upon payment of costs. Coso
Terras, on similar charge, was commit
ted. Richard Moyes was arrested for
being drunk and disorderly, but giving as
an excuse that the Order Of Sons of Tenn
perance, TO which he had belonged for the
past two months, had recently surrendered
their charter, he lost his teetotal grip, and
was drunk. The Court thought the ex-
cuse valid, and ordered Richard dis
charged upon promise to sin no more
forever. Ben Bolt was arrested for assault
and battery upon complaint of female Of
easy virtue of D street. He plead guilty,
and was fined $40 and costs. NJ. Love-
ley, arrested for discharging firearms
within the city limits, was discharged.
DISTRICT COURT Before Judge Me-
sick: Gossage vs.. Keiffer, administrator
continued. Consolidated Company VS..
Hudson Company-case continued until
one o'clock this afternoon. Grass Valley
Company VS.. Fairview Company-ca case
d;su;.sed Wade va. Lameroux-iud9.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

"ESrERPRIsE." Having systematically
stolen our Geographic dispatches for the
past six months, and invariably Preyed
upon the contents OF the News for latest
tidings of all descriptions, the Enterprise
of Sunday does for wonder credit US
with an item (regarding Gov. Nye's re-
turn this summary It does not surprise
US tina, disparaging remark should be
appended TO this unusual acknowledgment
Of appropriation, that is quite consistent
with its conduct altogether. The Enter
prise can be more certain of affairs in Asia
and Atriea-from personal adventure
bu, the editorial statements are taken from
New York papers-,han Of any matter Of
intelligence near home. When the Enter
prise shall have become original and re-
spectacle authority for anything we Will
make a candid note Of it.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

QUERY Who is John S. Hlttell Is
he the Hon. member Of the Legislature
from San Francisco, few years agos Is
he the same John 5. Hittell who was
Mormon Elder when Joe Smith was killed.
Is he the same John s. Hittell that had
falling out with God few years ago =
OroziAe Record.
Yea, verify and when he had destroyed
Christianity and the Bible, he wrote
biography Of the bear tanner. Adams,
which Adams himself said he could not
Believes. +. Flag. -
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

Hon. Schuyler Colfax win pass through
this city within the next eight or ten days.
It Is time some Preparations we've made to
receive him, if a reception is intended.
Won't some one move in the matter-His
Honor the Mayor, for instances All there
is to do is to ascertain when Mr.. Colfax
will be here. appoint some one lwho will
make abort address, to welcome him,
and give notice Of the time. to the public.
so that all may have an opportunity to
listen to the words Of q patriot, friend Of
California, and the trusted conhdant OF
President Lincoln. PldcrviHs Union.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
NEWS BY TELEGRAPH
SAN FRANCIsCO DISPATCH.
SPECIAL DISPATCH TO THE GOLD HILL DAILY SEws.l

squatier Troubles - EloPement
tempted Sulcide-B0dy FOund-Cel.
ebrafiOn-From Arizona - steamer
ArriVed-Steamshi COlOrRdo-LosH
ofSteamahip Golden RuIe-NO Lives
Lost-Line Down.
SAN Francisco, June 26-2 Pm.
The party sent out by the Mutual and
Young Mems Homestead companies to
clean out the Moore-title squatters, in the
Western Addition, yesterday. accomplish
ed their work without firing shot. The
men on the premises were compelled to
hold up their hands and march out while
the Homestead party tore down the squat
ters' buildings and burned them.
= Quite a sensation has been created by
an elopement, on Wednesday, of young
French lady belonging to one of the most
respectable families in the city, and just
from convent school, who was married
at Notre Dame Des Victories with great
seiat on Sunday evening. She has left
the country with her husband.
Vim. Louin cut his throat with RAZOR
on Saturday evening while partially in
sane. Although but just alive when
found, he will recover.
The body Of Nathaniel Wood, native of
New Hampshire, who recently came from
Philadelphia, was found at North Beach
on Saturday night. He had committed
suicide.
The Fete of St. John the Baptist WAS
celebrated with unusual spirit by the
French Canadians.
Derbec, late of the Echo, assumes the
editorship of Courier de San Francisco.
Private letters from Arizona state that
the Apaches are still numbering settlers,
summing off stock, and that communica-
ton between La Lag and Prescott is cut off.
THE steamer Sacramento arrived this
morning from Panama, bringing large
number of passengers.
The steamer Colorado will arrive in
about six days.
The Nicaragua Transit Company's mag
nifcent steamship Golden Rule foundered
on Roncador Island, on the morning of
May 3oth, on her way from Graytown to
Panama. The steamer went high on the
rocks, bilged, and became a total loss, to-
gether with most of the baggage of the
passengers. A boat was sent TO Aspin-
wall and the United States steamers Geor-
gia and Huntsville were sent to relieve
the passengers. No lives were lost. The
passengers will arrive BY America, which
left Panama two days before the Sacra-
mento.
The Overland Telegraph line is down
east effort Laramie.
Forenoon Stock sales.
Hale & Norcross, S520@530.
Chollar, $3l0@305.
Potosi, S2S5@3l0.
Imperial, S225@230.
Yellow Jacket, 81 ,l5o.
Savage, 81, 425.
Ophir, S49O@475.
Sierra Nevada, SIP 50.
Moscow, $45@4l.
Bullion, Sl47 50@l5o.
Alpha, Sl.450.
Uncle Sam, $3.50.
Crown Point, e795.
GREENBAcKs, no sales, 70 bid, rs asked.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

PATRIOTIC JEws.-The Jews Of this
country have shown full share of patri.
ism since the war began. From Ohio
$4,000 have gone to fight for the Union
flag, from New York 10000, from Illinois
5000, from Michigan and Wisconsin
5000, and from other States enough to
make total of $4,000. They have estab.
lished five asylums for disabled soldiers,
their widows and orphans, the benefits Of
which are limited to no faith or creed.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

Do not let your prejudice stand be-
tween your suffering child and the relief that will
be absolutely sure to follow the use Of Mrs.
WISsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP. 1t corrects acid.
ity of the stomach, relieves wind collie, regulates
the bowels, softens the gums, gives rest TO tho
mother and health 10 the child. Twenty five
cents bottle. Offices, 4s Dey street, New York.
and 205 High Holborn, London, England. julie
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

The LIBEL CAsE.-On reading the full
reports Of the Trial Of D. o. Mccarthy. of
the Flag, for alleged SANDER of Nesbit Of
the Bulletin, we find that the presiding
Judges kind Of "a Dogbeny-Jefries. If
the Peoples party of San Francisco amt
nreparing for themselves full length
nave, then we are no Judge Of mortality.
M Jury stood eleven for aequittal to one
toE conyiStion.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
BULLION AND ORES
ASS A Y E D,
NEVADA,
Bv CONRAD WIEGAND,

Formerly SuPeryisinG, Assayer At
Francisco, Cal,
And Late Superintendent Sf HAs.syins at
the Gould a. Curry nilli' virginia
GOLD AND SILVER BULLION MELTED
(J and Assayed, at San Francisco rates.
RETURN IN BARS are as speedily rendered
"a ia compatible with a critical ascertainmen! OF
Value.
The Values stamped arc guaranteed 10 be those
which the U s. Mint (or its BrancheS will de-
clare, II deposited for coinage.
Ore assays carefully made, at rates reasonably
correspondent with the number and character OF
Assays desired. and with the amount and form Of
sample furnished.
Specific and detailed circulars furnished on Ip.
plication personally at the Office. or By mail to
CONRAD wIEGAED,
East side Of Main street, near and below WeuS.
Fargo g. Co.'s, Gold Hill.
References-By Permission.
IS GOLD HILL.
=. D. Hedley, Esq, Agent Wells Fargo q Co.
j. w. Flood & Co., BsnkerE
n. A. H. Ball, Esq, At J. w. Flood CO...
W. II. Blauvelt, ESQ. of the Bank Of California
IL VIRGINIA.
Chas Bonner Esq, Sup't Gould Curry Co
J. H. Latham, Esq, Agent Wells. Fargo Co
VIM. Sharon, Esq, at the Bank OF California
IN SAN FRANCISCO.
Robt. B. Swain, Esq, sup't U. 8. Branch Mint.
Benz. T. Martin, Esq, Assayer OF U. =. b. Mint
Alpheus Bull. President Of Gould & Curry Co
D. o. Mills Esq, at the Bank Of California
Donohoe, Kelly & Co., Parrot Co,
Ssther & Co., ChsI. T. Rienu,
Flint. Peabody g. Co.. WIN. T. Coleman. ESQ.
Gold HiIl, May 81, 1866. myT tf
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

Rev. Nh. WHTrAxBR.-This much
beloved and respected minister, whose
labors have aided in rearing most splen-
did house Of religious worship in Gold
Hill. will leave ON the Pioneer stage this
afternoon for Placerville. and thence to
San Francisco to take the steamer for the
East on the Sd Of July, on a visit. We
wish him a safe journey and speedy re-
turn. with improved health and spirits,
and comforter" which may make his
days many on the earth, and solace and
comfort indeed.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
WIRES DOWN AGAIN.

The Overland telegraphic wires are
down again somewhere in the Rocky
Mountains OF east of Omaha. Our latest
dates were to the Goth of June, the last
received on the coast.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

"a Bulk. There is a Teuton at
work in the Yellow JACKIE: mine. This
honest. plain-spoken miner not long since
expressed his opinion of the clipping edi-
tor of the Enterprise. pronouncing him a
"billik." Query-Wasn't that reception
committee which was appointed to go
down Six.Mile Canon to receive Mr.. COL
fax and his friends also "billik ;" Ha,
ha, ha! A reception committee sleeping
until eight o'clock in the morning! Rich!
bes, joke out. (Hurrah for Ben. Lackey
and Ben. Ballou.) "Du take sumthin.'
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

EvApoRArrox.-speaker Colfax. in bis
Salt Lake speech, siid that he once had
great respect for the anobls red man OF
the forest" but that tSspecs had entiFsly
syaporatsd on his pFSso1sfzip.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
OURTH OF JULY
Executive Committee.

THE FOLLOWING GENTLEMEN COMPOSE
i the Fourth Of July Executive Committee for
Storey county:
VirEinIa-A. W. Baldwin, C. Z. DeDong, John
Spring, q. 7. Jones, Louis Feusier, Thos. Barclay,
Vim. Sharon, Jacob Furth
Gold Hllt-John B. Winters, N. A. II. Ball, g..
A. kellogg, Joseph Blnns, George Aylsworth, L, d.
Goliath, Lloyd Erizel
American Gtt2-J. A. Rigby, Ed. Patten.
FiOWery-D. W. Balch, Or. Buncher
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
Finance COInmIIIce.

yirSiTIa5E!5St %aF sn,,S iE "ss / :: jane,
Ward-H. NJ. Theall, Or. Cornell. Fourth Ward
D, o. Addison, H. u. Eddy.
Gold HIN. A. H. Ball. John H. Mills, J. D..
HoWery-Thsodors StiIlmsn. Dr.. Buuchsr, J..
ImCriccn Ciry-E. J. Glover, ]. A. RiEby.
TH0e. BARCLAY, Chm'n,
JAeos Jrs1E. Gse,y. HE
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

Nh CoIHAx has telegraphed to the
Committee in San Francisco that b viii
Be in that city on the Fourth, bat not in
dms % prepare a Grafton. -.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

TEE mythical rings made Of Yankee SOL
dier bones by the rebels, are now worn in
tia noses of the rebel leaders.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

Tn Indians in Wisconsin, who have
iust received their annuities, call the mac.
t;onal papH surrsncy "pspooss money.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

Mining Company-Location, Gold Hin, Storey coun-
Is, Nevada-Notice.- The annual meeting of the
stockholders Of the above named company will be
held at the office Of the company, on SATURDAY,
the 22d day Of July, ISIS, at O'Clock p NJ for the
election Of Trustees. to serve the ensuing year
] II. SAYRE, Sec'y,
Ofice Room No. 80 Montgomery Block, corner of
Montgomery and Washington streets, San Fran.
cisco, Cal.
San Erancsco. June "a. lSh5 Iuo6 ~
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

"SozoDoNT" is now attracting very con.
siderable attention, and well it may. The
article represented by this musical name, is
one of the best preparations for the teeth
and gums that has ever been offered to the
public.
We have been familiar with its results for
some years past, and have never known a
case in which its use was not pleasing and
highly satisfactory. 1t polishes the teeth,
hardens the gums, and gives wholesome
tone to the mouth and Observation-Disclosures
Daily Press.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
Tho interest amounts

Notes of all the denominations named will be
promptly furnished upon receipt Of snbscriP'
lions ThiSis
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

Gold Hill Draining Compan Gold Hill,
Observation-Disclosures annual meeting OF the stock.
holders or the IiUld Hill Draining Company will be
held at the ONCE OF the company, Room No 2 No
2I0 Montgomery street, San Francisco on TUES
DAY, the nth inst, at 3 O'Clock P.
GE0. R. sPlENEY. sec'y.
San Francisco June %, 1865. Iu96 ii
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
Marriages.

MITCHELL-EVASS-I Gold Hill, June 25th
ut the Mt Vernon Hotel. by Rev. H. D Lathrop,
Mr. Samuel T. Mitchell 10 Miss Isabella Il.
Evans
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
FOURTH OF JULY
PROCESSION!

THE PROCESSION WILL FORM ON b ST.,
l. with the right resting on Sutton avenue. and
will march on street 10 Gold Hill thence
through Telegraph street to Blanchard; DOWN
Blanchard 10 Main street. where 1t will meet ana
join the Gold Hill Delegations countermarch up
Main street to the Divide, and will thence march
through street to Mill street; thence 10 street,
up D to the Opera House, where the Exercises OF
the day will take place. Due notice will be given
of position in line of the different Military, Fire
and other associations.
The workmeu of the different mines are request.
ed to form IN line, headed by their Superintend-
ents. THOS. PEASl.EH,
iu06 I'd Grand Marshal.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
Great Popular Loan Of the
People!

Loss than $500 900 900 Of the Loan authorized
by the last Congress are now on the market.
This amount, at .the rate at which It IL being
absorbed, will all be subscribed for within four
months, when tho Notes will undoubtedly COM
msnd premium, as has uniformly been the case
on closing the subscriptions to other loans.
In order that citizens Of every town and sec
ton OF the country may be afforded facilities Tor
taking the Loan, the National Bank, State Banks
and Private Bankers throughout the country have
GENERALLY agreed 10 receive subscriptions at par.
Subscribers will select their own agents. In whom
they have confidence, and who only are TO be re.
sponslble for the delivery Of the notes for which
they receive orders o
Subscription Agent, Philadelphia
March 25, 1895. ape eod3m
ADDENDCM.
PER OVERLAND TELEGRAPH:
PHILADELPHIA, May II, 1865.
Cd Series all sold. Commenced on I'd SeritL'
Two Hundred and Thirty Millions GOO, oooroo0,
precisely like other two Series, except dated 18th
July, and Government reserves the right to pay
sI1 per cent In Gold instead Of 7.3o Currency.
JAY COOKE,
my22 Subscription Agent, Philadelphia
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
The Only Loan in Market

Now offered by the Government, and It Is conf:
IDENTIFY Ipected that its superior advantages Will
make II the
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
VIRGINIA.

Notice.
ITO SUPERISTENDESTS OF MINES AND
i MI IL in storey county.-The SuPerintsnd-
ents Of Mines and Mills in this county are most
respectfully requested to suspend work In their
respective places on the Fourth Of July, In order
TO give their employees chance to participate In
the Celebration. by order Of the Fourth OF July
Executive Committee.
Virginia, June "a, 1856. tn26 I'd
Noriee.-The DELINQUENT Assessment Sale
Of the Original Hawkeye Gold and Silver Mining
June Is hereby postponed until MONDAY, the 10Th
day Of July sale to take place at the old ONCE ofhe
company By order Ofthe BOaTa q TnE sscv
Gold Hin. June q. 1855. lu6 ID
once of the California Consolidated Mill
and Mining Company Sotce.-The semi.annual
meeting Of the stockholders OF the said California
Consolidated MIL and Mining Company win be held
once OF the company, In Gold Hili for the purpose
Of electing Trustees for the ensuing six months and
fore the meeting. Proxies to be filed with the Sec
Gold Hill, june 20. IS6s. JUS ID
California Consolidated Mill and Mining
CompAny.-Notlce is hereby given. that at meet.
company held June nth, 1865 an assessment Of one
dollar per share levied on each and every share
Of the capital stock Of said company payable IN u
g COlu W tlS StSIClaISI az
State of New rda. BY order Of the Board Of Trus-
tees SAML d. C0NNELL, Sec'y.
Gold Hill, June %. ls63 LUIS I'd
Jewett Gold and silver Mining COmpa.
ny-Works at Gold HILL Storey county, Nevada
Notice of Assessment IS hereby given, that
at meeting Of the Board Of Trustees Of said com.
pany, held on the 22d day OF May, 1865. an assess
ment Of one dollar per share was levied upon the
asseSsable capital stock Of said company, payable
Immediately In United States gold and silver coin,
to the Secretary at the office Of the company, Any
stock upon which said Assessment shall remain I'M
paid on Saturday the 2tth day Of june. 1855 win be
advertised on that day as delinquent, and unless
payment shall have been made before, will be sold
on SATURDAY, the 10th day Of Jul 1865, to pay
the delinquent assessment, together with costs oil
advertising and expenses OF Saie. BY order Of the
A. n. C0MSTOCK, Sec'y,
Once 500 Clay street, City and County OF San Fran
cisco, California. myN m
The advertisement Of Stock delinquent on the
above assessment Is hereby postponed until SAT-
URDAY, July LIST. 1865 and the sale thereof until
SATURDAY, July 18th, 1865. BY order Of the Board
OF Trustees.
Ju26td g. al. BURNHAM. See'y.
Baltimore American Gold md Silver
Mining Company-Location, Gold Hill, Storey coun-
Nevada-NOtice.- The annual meeting n he
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
U. 8. $40 si1 Per Cent.
GOLD BEARING BONDS!

These Bonds are now worth premium Of nine
per cent, including gold interest tTom November,
which makes the actual profit on the 7-3O loan. at
curren rates, including interest, about ten per
cent. per annum, besidesitI
from State and Municipal Tax
alton, which adds from One to
Three Per Cent.
More!
According 10 the rate levied OIL other property.
The interest IL payable In currency, semi.annu.
ally, by coupons attached to each note, which
may be cut of and sold to any bank or banker.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
ATAB. PAUL & CO.'S BANKING HOUSE.

Charges nj San Francisco Rntes.
,.n,9 II. HARRIS.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

The advertisement Of Stock delinquent on the
above assessment Is hereby postponed until SAT-
URDAY, July LIST. 1865, and the sale thereof until
SATURDAY, July 18th, 1865 BY order Of the Board
iu26td GIN, BURNHAM. sec'y.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26
MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEMENTS

These Notes are lsBued under date June Is, 1865.
and are payable three years from that time. In
currency, or arc convertible at the option oil the
holder, into
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NEW TO-DAY.
LINE OF MARCH.

The Following will be Ihe Line OF
March OF the
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-06-26

equatter Troubles - ElOPe ent-At-
tempted Sulcide-B0dy FOund-Cel-
ebrafiOn-From Arizona - steamer
Arrived-Stennshi COlOrado-Losu
0fSieamship Golden Ruie-No Lives
Lont-Line Down.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-04-15

A STRING OF PEARLs-Words cannot
heal the wounds that words can make.
Politicians and wheels were made espe.
cially to turn.
Only crows and fools are afraid Of q
shabby suit Of clothes.
If quack would be famous, he must
be sure to quack as loud as possible.
A man who goes into speculation had
better look out for brokers ahead.
A maR may say thing twice if he says
It better The second time than the lirst.
Always lend crutch to hating Humii-
ity; but trip up, If you viii, tho stills ,Of
Pretention.
Dependency is tho overweight that
may make you kick the beam and the
bucket both at once.
Patience and cheerfulness adorn the
ruins Of fortunes, as ivy does those Of cas-
ties and temples. -.-t..'..
Fault finding does not require and does
not generally indicate high order Of tai
ent. ,-... ..
Emerson says, 'Life is train Of moods
like string Of beads" b.
AS the good man saith, so say we; but
as the good woman saith, so it must be!
Every man can tame Q shrew but ke
that hath her. --..'' s'';a's
Ladies will sooner pardon wint Of sense
than want Of manners. '"' 1.r --' --'''''''
Women are wise .oD sudden, fools on
premeditation. .....
There is one good wife in the country
and every man thinks he hath her.
Colts arms are useful when yoN want
to fight, but if you want to run away,
colts legs are better.
If some men had their limbs broken
they would be cripples for life; their bones
would bs too lazy to knit.
The mountain Democrat., 1865-04-15

CONGRESSIONAL QUALIFIcATIoNs why
don't you present yourself as a candidate
for Congress ? asked lady of her hus.
band, who was confined with the rheu-
matism.
why should I, my dear p inquired he
I've no qualifications for the station
But l think you have returned The
wife; your language and actions are tru.
ly PARLIAMENTARY. When bills are pre-
sented, you either order them to be laid
on the table or you make motion to rise;
though often out of ordee you are still
supported by the chair; and often poke
nose into measures which are calculated
to destroy the Constitution