Litchfield enquirer., 1865-11-09
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 No Legislature should tax man for his wife, she's tax enough herself. - Artemus Ward says { itg would E hey < bin more'n ten dollars in sJea. Davis' pocket, eff he'd never bin born,'i s.4y5fs a@
 HoaRisLE.-Why is clergyman, near the end Sf sssgsn Baeeass Bss he's clothes. Truly horrible
 -" Sallie," said fellow to a girl who had red hair; keep away from me--You1l set me on fre.' No danger of that said Sallie, you are too green to burn.' al. sa;asacs |
 = Mrs Partington says that Ike has bought 6 horse So spurious that he always goes of on a decanter
 Have you any fine shirts ? inquired 8 countryman. with a very innocent look. .i.ia,les-
 "A splendid assortment sir. Step in, sir. Every price, and every style. The very cheap est; sir ,set S@a sA5F Are they cleans' :ela' s@7s a',ar9''
 To be sure, sir ''''" ;f''''s' We'll then' pursued the countryman, with the utmost gravity, pat one on, for you need it.~
 Ane rage or enle'-.nrekeeper may be imagin- ed, as the countryman turniss apon his heel quietly pursued his way. .' ', s'---.5. ll 5'@ A farmer writes as follows to distin- guished scientific agriculturist, to whom he felt under obligation for introducing variety of swine:
 Respected sir :-I went to the fair at M---- yesterday found several pigs of your spe. cies.o There were great variety of cattle, and l was astonished at not seeing you there.
 "A farmer going to get his griat ground al a mill. borrowed bag of one of his neighbors. The poor man was knocked under the water wheel, and the bag with him he was drown ed. When the melancholy news was brought to his wife, she exclaimed: My gracious \ what fuss therell be about that bag!'3 sh = After marriage ceremony had been per formed in one of the churches in Adrian, Mict the bride when receiving the congratulations of her friends, shed tears according to the es tablished ridiculous custom; at the sight o which the groom followed suit with a copioul flow ofthe prinY fluid. After his friends had succeeded in calming him, be said he couldn't help it for he felt as bad about it as she did.
 "A welt-dressed fellow walked into room where they were talking politics, and stretch ing himself up to his full height exclaimed il . loud voice, Where is radical? Show m, . radical. gentlemen and I'll show yon a liarl 10 an instant man exclaimed, q am radi tcai sirr You are ?, : Yes, air, am ? Vel just step around the corner with me, and IT show you fellow who said couldn't find radical in this ward. Amt he liar, shouli like to knows se6, eisos.- .5'.,.s i T Two KINDS or EaGa.-The New .Bedfor, Murcury tells . story of fa gentleman who, be ing at breakfast in . hotel in a neiphborin, city. asked the waiter for boiled eggs.
 We have no eegs,' was the reply. et
 But notice an omelette on the table \ said the gentleman. ay .sis Isa t45esa
 Oh! yes, we have eggs to make omelette, but not the kind for boiling. said the waiter.
 -A young man and lady once upon tim nfonr,eua nf r e,uufrVs tavern The;r ewI,.., appearance excitsd'the attention of one of u
 family, whsl commenced . convefsston by i, curing how far she had tlsveled that day
 Travelled exclaimed the stfanger somewhs indiguantlY-' we didn't travel we RDp