Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1865-12-27
From the Toledo BiadeJ
IR. AASBf DREAMS 4 DREAM.
He EmigrateS to Hexico.

Last mite | was the victim Nv another
dream. Eff don't quit this exblo,in the
realms of the fucher in nv sleep. shall
become second Saint John Et SO, |
make 10 doubt my revelations viii be Nv
remarkable starthn character.
Methwat the AboliShints had asserted
the power we diskivered they possest, after
the late eIecshuns, and had cone the whole
iigger They had forced the South into
huui!iashun " allowing nigcers to testify,
and III the Northern State had given nm
the elective franchise. Wv course, the
edecated and refined Democrasv wood
never consent to be carrie IN to the polls
alongside nv a nigger-41y course no Dem
ocratIc nfis-secker wood humilate' him
sell treatin a niger alare an elechun
it bein article Nv faith with us never
to drink with niger onless ne pays for
it.
Therefore, bein helpless, and resolvin
never to submit, the hrit nv the Damocra-
ey determined to emigrate IN body to some
land where the Anglo Sackson eoold rool.
where there was no mixter of the dis
gCEtin African. Mexico wuz the country
chosen, and methavt the party is one solid
column marched there Our route was
ovation. The people on our route wuz al
dressed IN white ~ a token nv iov. and
from every house hrrg borfers with in
script ms onto en-, sch ez:
Now Is our hcn-ro0sts safar'
"Nanada is on its way to Mexicor
Poor NaXico---we bewail thy fate -
Our march resembied very much that
Nv the children NV IsreI Oar noses wuz
lie pliers OF fire by mite and our breath
the pItier NV smoke hv dav.
Ia
! that country struck probably with awe Mt
the majestic and flamin expression NJ cur
countenances, hastily gathered M their
linen, and silver spoons. and hosses. ami
sich and retreated to the mountains It
was compliment to us that them ez
hadnt ennYthing remained.
Finally we reached n plain where we
the modern children NV Tsrel decided t.
RENAME, and Nv coarse the fust thing to
10 WIZ to form Gu~urnment
Methawt FerGandy Wood NV Moo York.
Wnz chosen u q vOce, ez President. and
ne stepped forward TO hev the the oath al
mlnls'crcd to him which wuz 2 he dun hv
the oldest Iustis nv the Pnnco nv tho late
stal5 ct MOO Gersv. trouhcI ensooi-there
Wuzn bible in the whole encampmcnt
me difficulty wuz cot over bv a Moo
"Fk alderman yc'iin out, "Nevcr mind
the oath-whats the yOOse nv cnnv on In
he takes ? SO he wuz declared Presi-
dent
President Wood then proceeded to or
@anizc. He requested sich ez be'd COM
missions IN the arm- nv the voonited
states to stem forwurd three paoes, Gems
Nj 'klelan, Huel, Fitziohn Porter & Slo-
cum stert forwurd. and with them sum
1000. part Nv whom he'd held au4rter-
master commissions and whose ackounts
''Jest s'ore the tqttIe. mother"
Didn't balance, but which allcz did Just
after. and others who had hin dismist for
hejn in the rear, when their sooperiors
desiried 50 see en- in the front. and who
CONSISTENTLY considered it ID Ablish-
an var, which they didn't approve Nv no
how
Then hevin ascertained the material for
oficerin his army ne axed all them who
he'd bin in the service ez privates to step
forered. 10000 obevpd, aud the Presi-
dent asked fust one where he enlisted
who ansered ez follows:
AT Moo York, April II. 1864 bounty
$1,000; and at Philadelphia, April II,
! 1861, hountv 500: and at Pittsbure
April Is, 1864, bounty 500; and ut Gin
cernati, Anril 10 1864, and at"
Enough" said Fernandv and glancin
down tn line. and seein a the faces were
w the same style and expression he asked
no more Of EN- any questions
Remarking that it wuz well enough to
establish n church. he desired all who
were ministers uv the Gospel to step
forered. q stepped out and desired to
explain. They could not saw that t1cv
were just now in the full connection with
any church. They he'd bin. but their IN
coastooshnel ablishun svnods and confer
anees he'd accoOSed them nv irregularities
in boss tradin, and various other irrecu-
larities, and suspended en-. and siien ed
EN- and SIGH becOz they we're Democrats
but
The President shrugged his shoulders,
! and asked all who could read to step out
I Absu. one half answered. and then he re-
ques:ed sich " this number e. could be
prevailed upon 70 accept :, suia ! Office and
who beleetcd themselves IL, 70 step out
+ aEin. ard to my utterabIe horror and con-
F. sternat:on, every one bat FIVE stepped out,
! ez brisk ez 20 many bees Immediately
there was an uproar. Them ez coodent
read swore voc:teTously that there wuz
! nothing fair about that arrangement
They never knowd that a man was Obliged
to be- able to read to hold IN Office III th9
I Democratic party ard they'd never stand
that and they all stepped out
Finally it wuz decided that a elecshur
should be held at some facber time.
The next step was to divide en- mp intC
empIoyments The President requested
, EN- ez preferred to foIler mekanikle EN-
, ployments to sep out. Some therty ad
vanced Then: ez preferred farming =
! Abou nifty stepped out Tl,em ez expect
: ed to run small groceries.