Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1865-09-06
Science or kissing,

People viii kiss, yet not one in q
hundred knows how to extract bliss from
lovely lips, no more than they know how.
to make diamonds from charcoal And
vet it is easy, al least for usl This little
item is not alone for young beginners,
but for the many who 60 at il like hunt
ing coous or Smelling corn. First,
know who you are to kiss. Don't
make. o mistake although a mistake
may be good. Don't jump up like
trout for a fy, and smack woman on
the neck, on the ear, on the corner of
the forehead, on the end Of the nose, or
slop over on her waterfalls, or bonnet
ribbon, in hast to get through 3 Ga
When God made the world He went
slow, and at last pronounced it good.
Ditto kissing. And morning and night
were the frat dayi 1t is simple yet
excellent, The gent should be a. little
the tallest He should have a'clean face
"a kind eye--a mouth fnLiof expression
instead of tobacco. Don't kiss all over,
as erasshoppers walk. Don't kiss every-
body, including nasty little dogs, male
or female Don't sit down to it. Stand
up. Need not be anxious to get in
crowd. Two persons are plenty to corn
err and catch kissl. More persons spoil
the sportl Stand firm. Il won't hurt
after you are used 10 i'll Take the left
hand Of the lady in your right hand.
Let your hat 90. to--ARy place out of the
wayi Throw-the left hand gently over
the shoulder Of the lady, and let the
hand fall down upon htr right side, tc-
ward the belt Don't be- in a hurry
Draw her gently, iovingly,to your heart.
Her head win fall gently on your should
Grand handsome shoulder strap it
makes! Don't be in hurryl Send q
little life down your left arm, and let it
know its business. Her left hand is in
your right. Let there be expression to
that--not like the grip Of . vice, but a
gentle clasp, full Of electricity, thought
and respects Don't be i'm hurry7 Her
head lies careiessly on your shoulderi
/ You are nearly heart to heartl Look
down into her half closed eyesl Gently,
yet manfully, press her Co your bosom |
Stand firm, and Providenee will give you
strength for the ordeaH Be brave, but
don't be in hurry Her lips almost
openi Lean lightly forward with your
head--not the body. Take good aim
the lips mees-the eyea clese--the heart
opens-tha soul rides the storms, trou-
hles aud sorrows of life (don't be in a
hurry)-heaven opened before you--the
world shoots from under your feet IS q
meteor flashes sthwart the evening sky
(don't be afraid 1.-THE nerves dance be-
fore the just erected alter Of love Is
zephyrs dance with the dew trimmed
| aowers--the heart forgets the bitterness
and the arr Of kissing is learned NJ
noise--no fass-no futtering and
squirming, like hook impalei worm,
Kissingdon't hurt-does not require 6
brass band to make it legal. Don't ial
down on beautiful mouth as If spearin
for frogsI Don't grab aud yank the lad
as If she was q struggling colt! Don't
muss Der hair-scrunch down her collal
bite her cheeks--squizzle her rich rib
bons. and leave her mussed, rumpled anC
mummuxedi Don't favor your kissei
With onions, tobacco, gin cock tails, lagel
beer, brandy. etc, for maudlin kiss il
worse than hell TO delicate, loving
sensitive woman. Try the above recipe
and, If you do not succeed, for fnrthel
Paraoulafs cal or, or write TO Bricl
ro"eEoI 81 9.41 Hk8