The Iowa transcript. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1858-1866, 1865-11-15

INTERESTING SIGHT.-Isn't il funny 10
sec alady with both hands In soft dough- and mus.
quito on the end Of her noses
A FEW RAw.-A creature being asked
BY lady the other evening" If he loved oysters.
10 few raw" (furore)
PROPOSED CHANGR OF Naturalization.
from her past entangled government, might have
been properly called kixico but IT'S would-bs En-.
peror proposes to change Its name to Aorico. Al
present, We think It should be called Aurico.
NEW UsE FOR A PosroFRIcE. - The fol-
lowing advertisement appear. in lat. number q
manure. Any person having from i've to any loads
TO dispose o. viii please send word or drop 1t through
the postoface"
Nor As A "FELLER."-A young lady In
the rural Districts" was once escorted home from
not particularly partial. On taking his leave he
remarked: II gness III come and you next Sat-
| urday night" "well Bill Smith. replied the lady.
you can come A. friend, but mot a. feier" Bill
didn't 90 either way.
Gauss YoR FRIGHr.-A loafer who had
been noisy, was up before the Mayors court His
Honor told him 10 pay I'VE dollars for his ln0.
"C-cc can't do II" muttsred he; "a.aain't got the
| pewter"
"Are you married man I" inquired the Mayoa
Not exactly % EfEfar gone yet SIR"
"Weli. will have to seni you to the wofkhouss"
when you t.ttaIked about mn. marriage. old fellow
you J13r0htened met"
RAILROAD WA0GERY.-Waggs went to
the depot OF one Of orr railroads the other evening
and finding the best car full. said in loud tone:
"This car isn't going!"
OF course these words caused a general stampede.
and Waggs took the best seat. Tho cars moved
Of. In the midst Of indignation, waggs was quss.
"You said this car wasn't goins,"
well, Il wasn't then II 10 now"
The sold" laughed . little, but Wages came near
getting good thrashing
MONS. FRooaY TO Miss KETo.-Small-
billed poetry has aboundcd lattsrly. It 10 to BE-
hoped the following closes the season:
Petite moskestare. your time II have comet
e frost he have call for you-go You now home
All Of your bug Ee-bux into my ear
Now am rid Of It; sksstars, my dear!
Ven to bed in my garrett I 60.
Zen viz your moosic you boxaire me 20.
Viz your tin trompit you sing all 70 night:
Mr.. Jack Frost now be fresxs-a you tight
All vat blessing xe cole vintar be,
Ven he kill all Of ~ skeetare and neai
Zen till - spring time warm vedder sail BRING
Monsieur Moskeetare, NO more you Will sinKl
RATHER ENBARRAssfN0.-The ST. Lonia
papers are telling good story Of an individual who
purchased hat IN store kept by 4 tradssmau
named Dodgion. The hat was got In the absence Of
the proprietor and the purchaser LEFT the store On.
the Aforesaid tils.s The brakeman upon Sesr,nr
the facts started for the levee In hot pursuit OF the
delinquent. Upon overhauling him, the following
"ss. here, :ir. I wish to speak with you"
~ Move on" /
\ ann Dodgion. the halter"
"Thats my nx."
~ tell you, l am Dodgion, the halter"
30 am !; ! am dodgin' the hatter too-and very
likely We are both Of Us dodgIn' the same chap"
which Mr.: Diddler found himself considerably
"mixed up" with " Dodgion. the latter"
BASE BALL.-The philosopher Of the
Brooklyn Eagle thus analyses tho game Of base
The game q great invention. II 10 easily IN.
derstood. All you have to do IL to-keep your eye on
II is all about the ball.
They also use bat. The bat 10 . club built on
IN: model Of the club Barnum killed Captain Cook
This is why the organisation /. called club.
One fellow takes club, and stands on q line, and
another stands In front Of him and nres the ball 1t
The chap with the club hits back.
The ball flies In the other direction.
Tho nrst fellow drops the club 40 though ho "a.
scared, aud runs like pIckpocket with an Mp.
after him.
Several fellows RON after the ball; somebody
cs.cnes ana nres 4 q somebody else, when the
Another fellow then takes the club, and the same
man, who = called pitcher" pitches gu him, nres
drops bis club and cuts his stick for the rst base
for the ball.
One reliable B. b. Il posted behind the club man.
In case the club man misses the ball. to ace that Il
don't 20 by and hit the Umpire.
When one side ~ ont, the other side goes In. and
whom both sides are out Il q called innings.
II IL quite an intelligent game, depending entirely
game 10 running.
When you are "in," you run away from the ball:
when you are /" out," you run aftsr Il.
II splendid exercise: keeps y0u % warm: con.
ssqssstv + always played u the sammsg time.