The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-03-10
(Written by n Lady f'r tie JeffarsoaianI
Disastrous Effects of PhrenoIogy and
Physiology.

(written by II Lady f'r tie Jefarsoaian.i
Disastrous Effects of PhrenoIogy M
Physiology.
Pr ffe-sor p. the womeu's friend
Now talks to us and breaches
That some of US we're made 20 wash
And some t. wear the preeches.
Now, II the men are much afraid
That we shall ever wear them,
We do besePch hem that they won't,
rosove them, ever tear them.
'Tis plaiu they've had The WONG idea
or us from the bsgn1N,,
The f'ars tn =, ~ vi 'lr T., me-
Are turning he II n,l
They keep us IN ths Ia K much,
That when We get emil n ened,
u IL not very stran e, you see.
That they shomi no :, frightened.
They surely bAd whman's vii
To get to scruu tho fiosrs,
VIII. tn a. nad u lawyers head,
Biz aS "tl gu f doors.
But come along, and do not mind
Your husbands frowns So queer.
You see. he knows his dtrling wifo
Is but An engins.near.
To do Lis washing for the week,
He bargained for woman.
Perhaps hs fld, nor an el nov,
Instead OF something human.
But am sure, ye troubled men.
our wives cannot Us wanted
u h'Te angels round your house,
fou see-It would be haunted.
Now, naurted houses arenotf
FOR human nab tation;
fou'G never find n tang you want
Iwioe III tue stn, ,OCltlon.
Your pocket book you'l think to mud
Ju-t where II ought 10 be;
You u nnd II some where IN the world,
OF al tns mouoy tree.
Your babe Will squsll ali times of night.
10Th "a tnd uut of so .sun,
four vie FosGvba gives yuu as,
"ItuouL an cdr.Aiy asuu
Your stockings you'Il pua On your feet,
As sane men ought ~ do;
fuull hnu ,"em ON your log instetd-
your 0dre-Iuot IN your shoe,
You didn't think, when you we're wed.
some da, you would be nupg,
fuu'ii see the threttenlug Z pes around,
BY witch ami spIder swung.
But all the trouble es uf the men
Are OF no cons deraliou
For every woman in the town
Now nows uer true avocatiOn,
Find must to docterlng 60,
with ll,Uags, skulls n Il nOstrums,
And what can pour down mems neoks
PREACH 70 them from he rUstrums.
My husband says he always thonxht
ia extra powers tor speaking
Esd no objection lf | could
Mako money Oy my sQusaSing.
The women mean t. practice now
TINS lss true cone s>Niun-
Aud am not tue only us
That's called ior the profession.
The human Physiology
eve studied. seen and read;
Wen doctor II the ,trts nut nSs-
Play, Doctors take the HEAD.
We women have enquirin ng minds:
We'll do tho business thorough.
TIL what Is left you OF your life,
WIN prove precious hirlough,
So II your own ANATOMY
You wish awhile TO cherish,
Don't lace II where must so soon
For sake Of Science perish.
Professor P. am afraid.
doctrine bad has stated
think he tried his best To- prove
That we were badly mated;
Now in the days when we we're wsi,
The God of Love WAS blind;
Since then he has recel we'd his sight,
Perhaps he'll change his mind.
But II he should, pray do not fret,
'Tis cause for no alarm,
For spirits free, AS iree-love is,
Can yet no mortal harm,
And II i, ou have mistaken been,
And haven't got the man
That IL your spiritual mate,
I'm very sure ysu cam
You can construct him rom the bumps
You carry on your head,
And keep tho man YOU married once,
To earn your daily bread.
When newt you come TO town, friend p.
Pray he n little sharper, ri. = 4.
And when you let tae anseis in,
Pray do not catch iha tartzrs. sos y
And II you praise the women much,
Be careful not TO rue It,
ii hattering women Is your trade.
You should know how to d. Ii.
A Mr. N No. u.