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asa- Wanted Immediately, four young
horses of good quality, kind, sound and suitable
for stage purposes Apply at CowIEs & Co., News
and Express office, Towanda, Pa.
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IrIcIDE-Mr. JONATHAN GRIFFITH a resi-
dent of Conklin, Broome county, aged about 65
committed suicide i'll that town on Saturday last
by hanging himself to a tree in the woods, about
quarter of a mile from the house He was missed
between 8 and 10 A M, Saturday, and was not
found until Monday afternoon. He was supposed
to be temporarily insane Deceaseds wife died
several years ago.
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A UDITOR'S NOTICE. j. Delpeuch
n rs. Joseph Kmgsburg. In the Conrt of Common
Pleas of Bradford County, No. l44 May Term 1860;
The undersigned, an auditor appointed TO distribute
the proceeds of the Shers sale Of defendants real es
tate, will attend to the duties of his appointment at
his Office in the borough of Towanda, on SATURDAY,
the 24th day of JUNE. 1865, at 10 o'clock, a. m,
and all persons having claims upon said funds must
present them or else be forever debard from the same
F, W. A. PECK.
May IL, 1865. Auditor'
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Eegal.

CHERIFF'S SALE-By virtue of a writ
Oof FL Faissued out of the Court of Common Pleas of
Bradford county, to me directed and delivered will be
Of Towanda, SATURDAY JUNE IL, 1866 ,atIl o'clock
p. the following described lot situate in West Bur
lngton tp.. and bounded as follows north by land Of
lands of Mary Henson and Alonzo Beach west by land
of W. Phelps. Containing 40 Of land more or
less, about improved with log house and few
fruit trees thereon.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit of Com
monwealth of Pennsylvania VS.. Abraham Steel,
ALSO-One other piece OF land IN Canton twp, boun
ded on the north by and of j. E. Bullock east by Troy
ST.. south by land of Henry Morgan and f. Black west
by land of Harding Lee. Containing one half acre,
more or less all improved with one small framed build
ing thereon.
ALso-one other piece Of land in Canton Twp Poqn-
and j. E. Whitman, ST. Gill OFT and the estate Of VIM
H. Morell deceased, on tho south by land Of VIM. II.
Braine and west by Troy street Containing about
sixth of a acre of land, be the same more or less all
improved, with framed shop and one framed barn
thereon.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit Of s. w.
and ID. F. PomeToy Co., to use of Charles g. Haney
VS.. Darius Manley A. S. Maney and F. G. Manley.
ALSO-The following described piece or parcel of
land situate in Columbia twp bounded north by lands
by land of Wm H. McCelland, et al, and west by land
OF said Alfred Furman. ct. al. Containing lG0 of
land more or less about lao acres improved, with a
framed house two framed barns and two apple orchards
thereon.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit Of s. NJ
Leonard 10 use oil Eleazer Goeroy Vs. ELIAS Ouslih anu
J. B. Gustin
ALSOThe following described lot piece or parcel OF
land situate in the Troy boro bounded follows on the
north by lands of b. S. Dartt east by Canton street,
south by lands of D. F. Pomeroy and Widow Crippin,
west by land of d. F. Pomeroy. Containing 4 acres,
be the same more less, all improved with brick
house, framed house and few fruit trees thereon.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit of II. II
Fitch to use Of Eleazer Pomeroy vs. S. H. Fitch.
ALSO-The following lot piece or parcel Of land
situated in the township OF Wyalusing bounded north
by lands lately owned by Benjamin Stafford. decd,
east by land of John Howard, south by the Susque-
hanna river, and west by land OF D. W Brown Con
tanning three more or less all improved with
old dwelling house and few fruit trees thereon
ALSO-0 One other lot piece or parcel Of land situate
in Wyalusing twp, bounded the north and east by
lands OF Mason Brown, south by land of D. W Brown,
west by lands of Chester and jackson Hollenback.-
Containing 80 of land less, all improved.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit of Harrison
Black Treasurer &C. TO OF School District OF Wya
Iusng Township VS. L. p Stafford. admr. of E. Whit
ney decd. -
J.MONR0E SMITH,
nda law ShariH
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EXECUTORS NOTICE. - MOTTO E
IL is hereby given that all persons indebted to the
etate of JOHN LAYTON late of Litchfeld decd, are
requested to make immediate payment and those having
demands against said estate will present them duly
thenticated for settlement.
SALLY NJ. LAYTON,
ISAAC LAYTON,
June g. 1865, Executors,
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bay \ meeting Of the Bradford county
5 Association will be held in the Baptist church.
III Leroy on Wednesday and Thursday, June 2Sth
and 18th. inst Commencing at IL A. NJ, on Wei
AtSday the Convention viii hold five sessions, at
which the whole subject of Sunday School work in
TINS county will be dwelt upon. On Wednesday
afternoon the following questions will come up for
discussion:
What Is the best method of conducting S. s.?
What are the qualifications of a good Superin-
tendent:
Should works of fiction be introduced into s. s.
Libraries?
On Wednesday evening the Rev. G. NJ. HARDING,
oi Rome, will deliver an address on the subject of
). 5. work.
On Thursday morning Rev. Mr. TODD of Athens,
is expected to speak on S. S. Literature.
Other short addresses will also be delivered On
kindred subjects and reports received from Su-
pcrintendents and others of the condition of s 6
III their respective localities. On Thursday after
noon, at two o'clock, meeting of all the Sunday
Schools of the place and neghborhood will be held.
which will be addressed by the Rev. w. J. CLARK,
II Philadelphia, the agent for the American S. S.
Nmon for Pennsylvania All Superintendents and
teachers of Sunday School and pastors of Evangel-
c churches give in their names to the Secretary are
! enrolled as members of the Association and are
invited to be present and assist in the meeting of
--e Association. o. A. BLACK, Sec'g
IHE SMALL Pox.-Our Borough has been
4 ''lied with that loathsome disease, Small Pox As
-f as We can learn there were twenty cases in ALL
."' OF which proved fatal. One of the worst cases
q 'N mat Of Conductor BENEDICT, who died An
'-yf severe and sad case is that of DANIEL SULLI-
N. VINO caught it from laying out child that
'' with It, being ignorant of the disease from
-.sL The death the child ensued. He is still in
."ue,I condition The most of those attacked
s"fn had the clear small pox and not varioloid.
cases OF yaroloid are reporte now, but the
" over There is at present less cause for
"'lS the excitement business has been some
PROSTATE, and vaccination has been the order
Jay Our citizens generally have availed
'-H'I'es Of the opportunity to be re-vaccinated
HI ~ '"ue doubIy secure against the fell disease
Ls,.. IMPRESSION abroad that people were dying
r., rapid rate and that sixty or a hundred
we're reported, is entirely erroneous
GO Ne are sorry to learn that several new
"e reported this week, some of them quite
..- Northern PernsyIraaiq,, (Sasqaehaana De-
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A ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.-Notic is
Ahereby given that all persons indebted to the estate
of MARVIN H. LEONARD dec d, late OF Troy, Pa,
are requested to make immediate payment, and those
having demands against said estate will present them
duly authenticated for settlement.
WILLIAM NERBECk,
Nav IL 1865. Administrator.
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Mem ADVERTISEMENTS.

w H. CARNOCHAN, ATTORNE Y
w At Law, Troy, Pa. Special attention given
collecting claims against the Gov eminent for Bounty
Back Pay and Pensions. Office with E. B. Parsons Esq
June u 1866.
DOR SALE--A very fine Pianoforte,
l. Halet X Davis make, Boston, Mass. Also few
Chairs Pictures Mattresses Feather Beds and French
Bedsteads Call at the Ward House Towanda, Pa.
June IL. 1865.
TAKEN UP "ADRIFT-In the Susque-
l. hanna river the mouth of the Wyalusing creek
the 22d day of May last small platform OF Lum
ber, mostly white pine boards.
BENZ. BROWN,
June s. 1865 FRANK H. STAFFORD.
BLACKSMITH WANTED.-The Towan-
- da Coal Company is in want of good Blacksmith
Immediately Apply at Graydon one mile L. from Barclay
General Manager,
June 5, 500. Towanda, Pa.
WANTED.-A Bellows, Anvil, Vice and
w complete set of Blacksmith tools. Also good
Blacksmit h accustomed to the eve work OF IN Miners
March IL, 1865, General Manager I. c. Co.
T ANDED ON THE PREMISES OF THE
IL subscriber the ice freshet of March llth, and Ia
ken of by him. part of raft of hemlock sawed
lumber.
paying charges. j. w. lNGHAM.
Sugar Run, Pa, March Is, 1865.
THE ART OF JIG AND CLOG DANG
Il ING TAUGHT WITHOUT MASTER.-Full in.
structions sent upon receipt of fifty cents.
Address, Box 262 Towanda, Pa.
THE NOTES AND ACCOUNTS OF
l. CHESTER WELLS, have been left with me for
collection and settlement. All those interested will
please call and settle the Immediately and save
costs u. ID. EATON, j. +.
Towanda May %, 1865.
ITO THE DAIRYMEN OF BRADFORD
- COUNTY.-Having procured the right OF making
and selling the celebrated Brnkerhof Churn in this and
usqu ehanna County, which churn is SO highly recon-
mended wherever it is introduced We can supply all
wanting them short notice, at Foundry, where
we kt ep on hand Plows &C. All castings done to order
BIRCHARD 4 GEROULD.
East Smithfeid, Bradford CO., May 8, lS65.-4t.p.
+ Z RAYSVILLE BRASS BAND
STEPHEN GORHAM, Leader.
Consisting of twelve pieces, orders by mail or other
wise promptly attended to. Address
STEPHEN GORHAM,
June 6, 1865. LeRaysyile, Pa.
EXECUTORS NOTICE-Not office is here
IL by given that all persons indebted to the estate of
RODERICK WILLIAMS late of Canton, deceased are re-
quested to make immediate payment, and those having
demands against said estate will please present duly
authenticated for settlement.
THOMAS WILLIAMS,
SAMUEL ANNABLE,
June Is, 1865 Executors.
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ACCIDENT ON THE ERIE-MAN KuLED.-The
Cincinnati Express, at 6:37, Tuesday morning,
when about two miles below Owego, ran into "a
Stock train, killing one brakeman of the freight,
aud wounding another. The brakeman who was
killed was caught between two freight cars and
crushed to death. His name was TANNERY, resid-
ing in Waverly. The baggage and two passenger
cars Of the Cincinnati broken up so that they
had to be abandoned but no passengers were in
jured excepting whose face slightly scratch
ed. The Cincinnati did not reach Binghamton un-
til about half past eleven.
The cause of the accident was as follows The
Stock train behind time, and was running to
Owego, its regular place for allowing the Cincin-
natl to pass the duty of the conductor of the
freight train was upon finding out he would not
reach Owego in time, to put off fag-ma to warn
the express, which he knew would be Just behind
his train. This he did not do but the Cincinnati
coming up suddenly around curve, ran into the
stock before the express had time to greatly check
its speed So early in the morning OBS A M.)the
rails were wet with dew, which would delay the
stock and render it more difficult for the express to
check its speed.
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Observation-Disclosures

A ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.-Noticc
IA is hereby given, that all persons indebted TO the
estate of JONAH STANTON, late OF Litchfeld,
decd are requested to make immediate payment and
those having demands against said estate will please pre-
sent duly authenticated for settlement.
WILLIAM SNYDER.
April IS 1865 Administrator.
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A DNiINISTRATORS NOTICE--Notice is
thereby given that all persons indebted to the estate
of JUDS0N A. R0YSE, late of Leroy twp deco are
quested to make immediate payment, and those having
demands against said estate will please present duly
authenticated for settlement.
W. b. WILCOX,
Juue Z, 1865. Administrator.
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/ OST. Between the residence of the
IL subscriber, in Smithfeld and Milan, on Tuesday,
the 23d day of May Pocket Book with either s29 or
$39 in bills and small change, and note of $500
against James H. Webb, with endorsement thereon
OF $500 and so cents, and note against N A. Farms
worth of about sll ALSO contract from N. c. Harris
James White for lot of land which lid contra was
assigned to Patrick 0Connor with some other papers
of little value. Whoever will return the same to
the give him information where it be OBJ
tanned will be literally rewarded.
June 6, 1865. PATRICK O'CONNOR.
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A DEMONSTRATORS NOTICE-Notce
IA is hereby given that all persons indebted to the
tate of W II. PLOWMAN, late of Ulster twp, deceased
requested to make payment without delay
and those having claims against said estate must present
them duly authenticated for settlement
MARY A. PL0WMAN
June Z, 1865. Administrator
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7-30 LoAN-3D SERIES. The First Nation
al Bank is selling the Third Series of this very
popular Loan. 1t is due July 18th, 1868, and is
issued in notes of the usual denomination
$50 500
$500 $1,000
Bearing interest at the rate of cents per day on
every 500! The Government reserving the right
of paying the amount in Gold at the rate of six per
cent per annum.
The notes will be dated July Is, and the interest
will be paid to the purchaser in advance up to that
time at the rate of SEVEN AND THREE-TENTHs PER
CENT.
This is the last Loan the Government will make
bearing high a rate of interest, and as it will
undoubtedly all be taken in a very short time, it
becomes every one who has the money to secure
the investment soon possible. Its freedom
from all state, county and town taxes its perfect
safety and being exchangeable for the famous s.
20 Bonds, make it, like the former Series, the
most desirable Loan offered by the Government
lsI" This Bank WILL as usual, render to invest
ors every facility for taking the Loan. Any nfor-
nation in regard to it will be cheerfully given.
n n. Belts, JR.,
TowANDA, May o. 1865 Cashier
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IT S. $50 LOA An!
We are selling the Third Series of this highly
popular Loan the first and second series having been
sold very quickly The third series dated July l5
1865 and payable three years after date with
est emannuay at seven and three tenth per cent in
currency at six per cent in god at the option of the
Government and convertible into the $40 gold bear
ing bonds maturity payable in currency at the opt
ion of the holder They not taxable for State coun
ty, school borough purposes, which makes it very
desirable investment.
We have also on hand few of the second SERIES da-
ted June l5 1865
Persons wishing to invest in this Loan at Government
rates are requested to call
B. S. RUSSELL j. CO.,
June II, 1865. U. S. Loan Agents.
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w H. CARNOCHAN, ATTORNEY
w . At Law, Troy, Pa Special attention given
to collecting claims against the Gov ernment for Bounty
Back Pay and Pensions. Office with E. B. Parsons, Esq.
June II 1865.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19
Yf(HI;jtt.eQarlfous,

An ApoLoGY.-"pid you say Il wasn't fit
to carry swill to swine, Mr.. Brown ?"
81 did, sir"
"Well, sir, require you, in the presence
of these gentlemen, to recall that insult OF
YOU will have to take the consequences"
IL am willing to repair the injury l have
done you"
"Well, see that you do it quickly sir"
Brown turned rouned to the insulted gen.
Aeman and SAID
Gentlemen, have done my friend, Mr.
Smith, here, the injustice to say that he was
not fit to carry swill to swine, at which he is
very indignant Now, gentlemen. | desire to
recall that remark, and do here take great
pleasure in saying that Mr.. Smith is eminent
ly qualified for the important office of carry
ing swill 10 swine hope this apology will
be satisfactory to Mr. Smith, and that his
excellent qualifications will be duly appre-
clated.
We suppose that Mr. Smith was satisfied.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19
Passenger tt ain NoFthward

passenger ID AIN NoFtnWard
Leaves New Hampton the orriyal of the Mai
Train which leaves NEW YORK at 6. 10 A. M, and
MANUNKA CHUNK On the arrival of the Train
which leaves PHILADELPHIA. (Kepsington De-
pot) at 7'l5 4. NJ. AT SCRANTON this Train
makes close connections with trains on the LACK.
AWANNA l. BTOOMSBURG and DELAWARE &
HUDSON Railroads, and at Great Bend with the
Mail Train on the Erie Railway going West.
Tne Passenger Train Southward
Leaves Great Bend after the arrival of the Cincr.
Express from the West, connecting at ScraBk
with Trims on the Luckawanna aud Bloomsbu
and Delaware and Huds IN Railroads at Nanun
Cnuuk with the train for Philadelphia, and 8
New Hampton with Trains for New York the L
high Valley, Harrisburg, &c. Passengers by th
Train arrive in New York at $50, in Philadelpei
at $50, and in Harrisburg at 30 P. NJ.
The Accommodation Train
Northward, connects at Great Bend with the Day
Express going West, by which passengers arrive
ithaca and Syracuse the same day.
southwark, leaves Great Bend after the arrival o
the New York Express going East.
s-Y All Passenger Trains on the Erie Railway
stop at Great Bend.
WATTS COOKE, srpt
R A. HENRY, Gen. Tkt. Agent.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19

Atthe-,the other evening one gentle.
man pointed out dandified individual to
friend as sculptor
'What n said his friend, "such q looking
chap as that a sculptor? Surely you must
be mistaken"
''Eie may not be the kind ofone you mean, "
said the informant, ''but [ know that he
chi>elled tailor out of suit Of clothes last
week"
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19

EE fyou in lager-beer find no bliss, and
loaths. eigars-no child to kiss-no wife to
love-no gal to hug-don't seek oblivion in
the jug and ifyou haven't any sister. just
ask some chap to lend you his, her spark for
little while-thcn ''splice," and all the lest
will come in nice.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19
TIE singer Sewing MACHINES.

Our LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE
fast gaining a worldwide reputation 1t is be-
yond doubt the best and cheapest and most beautiful
of all Family Sewing Machines yet offered to the
public. No other Family Sewing Machine has so
many useful appliances for Hemming Binding, Fell.
ing, Tucking, Gathering, Guaging, Braiding, En-
broldering, Cording, and so forth No other Family
Sewing Machine has so much capacity for great
variety of work 1t will all kinds of cloth,
and with all kinds of thread. Great and recent i'm
proYements make our Family Sewing Machine most
reliable, and most durable, and certain in ac-
ton at all rates of speed 1t makes the nterlocked
stitch, which Is the best stitch known. ANY one, eV
en- OF the most ordinary capacity, see at glance
how to use the letter A. Family Sewing Machine
Our Family Sewing Machines are finished in chaste
and exquisite style.
The Folding Case of the Family Machine is q
piece OF cunning workmanship of the mogt useful
| kind II protects the machirc when not in use and
when about to be operated may be opened as spa
cious and substantial table to sustain the work.
While some of the Cases, made out of the choicest
woods are finished in the simplest and chastest man.
ner possible, others adorned and embelished in
the most costly and superb manners
1t Is absolutely necessary to see the Family Ma
chine in operation to judge of its great capac
ty and beauty.
1t is fast bee ming as popular for family sewing
as our manufacturing machines are for manufactur-
ing purposes
The Branch Offices are we'll supplied with silk,
twist, thread needles OIL &C. of the very best quail
ity.
Send for . PAMPHLET.
THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY.
456 Broadway, New York.
1PhiIadelphia Office, $40 Chestnut st.
D. nHi A. E B.aDTtns r. NAnsH' Ase. in runhbannoek
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We suppose that Mr. Smith was satisfied

Two years ago writes correspondent) at
the Spring term of the District Court, at To
peka, Kansas. Judge Rush Elmore presiding,
a witness was called npon the stand. After
being sworn the counsel for the defence said
to the witness-a tall, green specimen, and
somewhat embarrassed
"Now, sir stand up and tell your story like
preacher"
mo, sir J" roared the Judge, "none of that
want you to tell the truth ?"
Just imagine the sheriff, deputies and bail
ifs trying to keep "order" and silence"
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19
UP 4A CIR ARRSS
EYE AND EAR INFIMARY.

On the Square, Three Doors from steelss Hotel }
WILKESBARRE. PA.
THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur
nished in the most costly style, Reception,
Private and 0per ting Rooms are large, convenient
ind we'll adopted The Surgical apartment contains
ahe finest collection of instruments in the country
and thus his faculties will enable him to meet any
and all en- ergencies in practice. He will operate
lpon all the various forms of BLINDNESS. Cats.
rcct, Oceluon of the Pupil, Cross Ey.s Closure of
The Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium
&c. &c. And will treat all forms of Soras, Eve
dranulSd Lids. Oraceties of the Cornea, and Scrof-
llous diseases Of the Eye together with all the dis
.ascs to which the Eye Is subject.
DEAFNESS Will treat all the diseases common
70 the organ Discharges from the Ear, Noises in
the Ear, Catarrh, difficulty of hearing total Deaf
ness even whore the Drum is destroyed. Will in.
'ert an artificial one answering nearly all the pur-
poses of the natural
DISEASES OF THE THROAT.-Au diseases
common to the Throat and Nose will be treated.
GENERAL SURGERT.-He will operate upon
Club feet, Hair Lip, Cleft Palate, Tumors Cancers
Enlarged Tencils, &c. Plastic operations by heal
ing new flesh into deformed parts snd general Sur
gerry Of whatever charac er it may present.
HERNIA (or RUPEURE)-He will perfrom, "La-
bias operation for the radical (complrte) cure of
Hernia this is unquesti onably perfect cure and
is done with little or no pain. Out of many hun
dred operated upon in Boston there has bsen no
failures it having met the perfect appreciation of
all who have submitted to it.
ARTIFICIAL EYES-Will insert artificial Eyes
giving them the motion expression of the natur-
al They are inserted with the least pain,
HEDoKRHoLDL, (Pies) This troublesome dis
ease Is readily cured Those suffering from it will
DR. Up De Graft visits Wilkos- Barre with o view
OF building up rmanent Institute for the treat
ment Of the Eye, Ear and General Surgery The
experience OF more than quarter of o century in
Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be q
hcientguara ,ntee to those who may be di1osed
oyaai 1864
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19

% One of the German almanacs says
that young girl is fishing rod, the eyes
are the hooks, the smile is the bait, the lover
is the gudgeon and the marriage the butter
in which he is fried.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19

IL A Connecticut editor, having got in,
TO controversy with cotemporary con-
graduated himself that his head was safe from
"donkey's heels" His cotenporary astute-
ly inferred from this, that he was unable to
make both ends meet.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19

ES Adam was fond Of his jokes, and
when he aaw his sons and daughters marry
ing one another, he drily remarked to Eve
that if there had been ma apple, there would
have been no pairing.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1865-04-19

E The boy who was told that the best
cure for the papitation of the heart was tc
quit kissing the girls, sajlhs"II that's the on'
ly remedy,I say let her pSptate !"