Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1865-09-26
THE Massey PAPERS.
Mr. Nasty Searches the Scriptures N
Gets Comfort Therofrom.

NuCtS oNoAOE
SAINTS REST, (Which isin the Stait Nv
Moo Gersy,) Aug. II, 1860. }
The contemplashun Nv the Niger, hez,
in time past. given me a crate deel of trou-
bre. Niger hez to me bin q inkubus, a
ni,emare. I never Good see why the
species was created, never Good l under
stand why they wuz put onto the face Nv
the earth, any more than toads or other
disgustin obgecks. But last mite a lite
bust into mel seed it all!
wuz low-sperited and deprest. JET.
Davis a pinin in a loathsum dungun-the
English capitalists a mournin for their
cotton bond and refusin to be comforted
because the ~Confederacy is not-Mrs. Sur
raft a danglin in the air-Military Courts
plenty and habis corpusis skarce-the
~loosenis with which people put Their mum.
nv into 7-30s-the soldiers returnin and
goin for constitutional dimekrats, and the
ginral decentralization NV democracy, all
conspired to give me the horrors; and to
add to my dis, the jug wuz out! To
avoid madnis, I took up the Bible. Il
board with a Justis Nv the Peace who hez
10 keep one to sware witnesses on) and
happened to open at the 9th chapter Nv
Jennysis. Yoo know all about that bles-
sid chapter.
Noer, after the water went down, cum
down from Aryrat, went into farming, and
planted grapes extensive. One day he
took a nip too much, and laid down with
insufishent clothin onto him. His I'd son
Ham, seed him in that fix, and when Noer
awoke, while his hair wuz still pullin. he
Icust him and his posterity, and sed they
| shood be servants forever.
Ham (Which in the original Hebrew
| signifies a hind quarter of a hog) wuz the
father Nv the Afrikins, and they hev bin
slaves ever sence.
I seed a lite to wunst-l realized the
importance Nv the niger. He is the con-
Meeting link in the chane Nv surkum-
stances witch led to the formashun ov the
D~imekratic party-he has kept the blessed
| old masheen q runnin to this day.
Observe.
Whisky Tor wine, witch is the sam
thing,) made Noer tight.
Ham seed Noer inebriated.
Noer Gust Ham, witch turned him into 9
niger and a servant.
That the skripters mite be fulfilled, tn
children ov Ham wuz brot to Amerlka, tc
be servants here.
Wikkid men set themselves agin The
skripters, and tried to make men oV TIT
niggers.
The Dimekratic party ariz for the pur'
pose ov keepin the niger down, and tina
delightful biznis hez given them employ
ment for morn 80 yeers.
Ez I shes the book, I Good not help re-
markin in the words Of the sammist:
GOOD Lord upon what slender threads,
Hang everlasting things"
Sposin Noer, instid ov plantin grapes
he'd gone to practisin law, or into the gro
cery biznis, or buyin prodoose on com
mishun. or putin up patent medisens-h
woodent hev Gust Ham, Ham woodnt he'
turned black. there woodent hev bin M
n~iggers, no Ablishnists, and consequent!
no Dimekrats. ~
Or, sposin all ov Hams children hat
taken dyptheria, and died-the same re-
suits wood hev follered.
Whisky made niger, niger made Dim
ocrisy. Take away whisky and Niger
and Dimocrasy woodent be ov no NOR
akkoun, than a one-armed man at q raisin
Whisky. Niger! Dimocrasy! Oh
savory trinity!
We dom, none ov US read the skripter
enuf. PETROLEUM V. Nasty
Lai, Faster ov the Church ov the No
Dispensashun.