The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1865-10-27
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Local and Miscellaneous.
Frsm the Gin cinnati Commercial.
Mr.. Nasby Has Mosi Horrible Vision
SAINTS REsr, (wich js in ths stsit uy(
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Moo Gersy) Oct. le, ls65.
Last mite, weary and disgustid with
readin elcckshun returns, / picked up
vclyum NV Cammells Poems, and
red that splendid peese, "rhe Last
Man" Cammell Is a poick-ther
sant,no doubt NV it. e. my too par.
tial trends aint too partial, / can
whop him on the sublime. but on the
pathetics, i acknowledge him ez my
sooperior. BE that ez it may, the
poem made a impression on my mind,
wich is proof that ther is suthin into
IL, and my mind wuz n dwelliu onto
ii cz l sunk into slumber
Ez yoosual he'd dream, and sich
q dream may / never hev agin.
Mcthaut the epidemick, wich is
now devastatin Europe, he'd struck
Moo York For a time, it struck
down MI C.asses. The proud Cau-
cashen, the hidjus nigger, the noble
rcI man cv the forist, and the almond
eyed Chinese, all, sll fell afore the
mlll ss destroyer. But, ut last, it
nbated. except so far ez the nigger
wuz coDcerned. The white man wuz
spated, so wuz the Injun, and tue
Chinese, but, among the Airikins, it
Ea4ed with redoubled fury. D, 1t
WIZ crushin The planter looked
abroad, and 10 the stalwart feeld
hand. wich wuz *uth 1900, wuz a
cold corpse, and the feeld wuz un-
plowed Agin le looked, and alag !!
the hrawuy wanch wich alluz bore
him @ pical!nny wich wuz wuth 5000
ez soon cZ itwuz III aned, wunst per
year, aud by little extra whippin,
did y iuli ycJta work, wuz PROSTATE
II the cold embrace Nv deth. Agin
lie Looked, md wo to him the octo-
rooE, u Vich he paid $4,000, and
whose en-. babies he. Good sell in Moo
Orleans q soon ez they wuz 16 for
$4,000, Oh akkount NV their havin
his blood IN their vains, wuz torn
from his lJyin grasp by the strong
haud ~ disease, and wuzn't wuth a
COPPER ior any purpus.
The Domocrisy bekum alarmed
Tac int,-futigable leaders whispered:
The niger is fadin away !-sposin
lie bekuns .cx tinck = Whereupon q
consultation Nv the head men wuz
held. Ia view NV the crisis, a pair
wun male and wun female-wuz Sc
leS.tid AMI examined by committy
Nv expert examiners in life insurance
companies. They wuz pronounced
perieck specimens-entirely sound,
and free from disease. These two
wuz locked up in room, in helthy
locashen, and "a Nv the most emil
nent physicians Nv the country wuz
detaile lone t. stay with EN- wttn
hour each day, that, in case the dis
ease struck EN-, the remedies might
be to wunst applide, that from these
two, the race might be propygatid,
and the cappytal Nv the party be
preserved.
But all to no purpus. The last
nigger in the Yoonited States per-
ished. and, finally, these two were
struck, and notwithstandin the pre-
cautions adoptid, they too died
There wuz season Nacher sympa-
thyzed with the party in its afilixion.
The heavens wuz clothed with lead
cu-colored clouds, athort wich, ever
and anon, flashed gleems NV loorid
lite. Low-voiced thunders muttered
ominusly, and birds and beasts run
howlin DER the feelds. Bray horses
fell ded upon the stony streets, and
wild beests rushed frantickly from
their cOyrrts, and snapped rooriusly,
madit, at watcver came in their way.
The last uv the Afrikins were ly in
PROSTATE in the hall. Fernandv-
wood entered, and, as he seed en-, lie
bus It'd into tears. Farewell" gush.
nd he, "a long farewell, last Nv u
cu,,ld race. You wuz our tower Nv
strength; you was our corner stun;
on yoo we bllded. Hatred NV yoo
give me the Irish vote nv Moo York
%, how cheerin it wuz to see them
lambs bust yer heads, and innocently
hang yoo up to lamp posts! But
you m gone .yGu'm gone. and hentz-
4th lite blank to me. Farewell,
vain worlF for wat is life without
n nigger! and selzin a jack knife he
saw s.iCkia on Of the nigger's pocket,
he stack l. into his stummick, and,
fallin across the dececst Afrikius, ex-
pired peacefully.
FrAaNlin Peerse approacht. "Alas!
AMI art tnou gone? Too troo, thou
art! In life thou wurt lovely
Twas thou, alone, that make me
Presi lent; the woolly he'd wuz my
,steppi, stun to place and power!--
Thou vast my right bower, my left,
and ace! Ef l wuz a Democratic
Sampson, thou vast the hair witch
the Deliler, Death, hez sheered orf.
Fernandy, KUN! 1 kum!" and seezin
the jack knife from his hsnd, he
plunged it into his bowels, fallir
across Fernandy.
Nallandygum approached. 81, too
must say FAREWELL" sed he, kissil
their cold features, "for thou wast
my anker. Thou, twast, who made
me Congressman--thou exiled me
and hate NV thee gave me $50, 900 il
ten cent pieces when was in Canady
Do want to go to Congress again
No! no! no! shood be dumb, fol
the handspring Nv my elokence iel