Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1865-05-31
DAILY DEM0gRAT.

Jeear DrLaazes-Ehs, following lettr q
Jssh nallhes - susls. Oh - ysoptable
Bitsers man. win b rsaA With sIssful in.
tersst:
Depe DOtssy Hrssts: ID
reserved tin cup ov yufe Hair pur.
swadss." also bottle ov yure '.Salvashun
Bitters," bi. express, for which, I express
my thanks. The greenback, which you en-
klesed, 0assfhe Md o. Dutseades that "
ov the press fully understand. Yure haia
greese, shall hsv . rsglas gnnastik puff,
jist ~ soon, ~ i kan fud = spare time.
tried little o. It, On a. ID counter brush
in my offiss, this morning, and in 10 min
nitts, the BRUSSELS grew a. long a. bosses
talA and I notis this afternoon, the hair b.
gins tew cum up thru, on tho bak ov the
brush, tits rsslly wonderful tits amoste
Eureka rubbed drop or two, on the
head ov mi cane, which hax been bald for
more than years, and beggar me il don't
have tow shave Che cane handle, eyry day,
before kan walk out with it. have a
very favrite cat, she IL one ov the HANDLE
t0nian breed ov cats, and altho she il young,
and haint bin trained yet, she shows CRATE
signs ov speed. Thought would jist rub
the corck oy the bottle, on the floor, IN the
corner ov the room, WHARF the cat generally
repozes The consequents Wac, sum ov the
''purswadern got onto the hair o. the cats
tale. When the cat aroze from her slum-
beers she caught sight oy her tale, which had
erowed tew an exalted size taking one more
look at the tale, she started, and bi the good
olde Moxes SIGH running across the yard
over the fence. up wun side ov IN apple
treel and down the other out into the
fields, away away The last saw ov the
cat, she waz pretty much awl tale.
with her old tale on her. In fu daxe, I
shall find spare time, and then shall
write up, for our paper sumthing pyrotek-
mix. which will make the hair grow ov .
number one mackrcl, tew read it.
Dear Doxtor, the fact il, sum men are
born CRATE, sum men git crate after they are
born, and sum men hav greatness hove up
on them" Doktor, yu are awl ov these
men, in one. You are kind of vegetable
trinity, sassyfrass, pokeroo and elderberry.
II waz = hsppee thought in you, tew call
yurc "Salvashun Blttcrs," . vegetable ton
icks,' altho, old rye, Amt one ov the vegeta-
bles, whiskee il ov the tonicks The peopel
must hev tonicks, the more vegetables you
kan git into the greatest amount of whiskee,
the more the pcopel will luv yu. Thare IL
nothing the christian world long for, SO
mulch, jist now, az vegetable bitter; sas-
syfrass liz good for lonesum stummuk,
pokeroot IL an altcratin, and Elderberry waz
known tew the anshients, but what! oh tel
me what zee whispering winds, what are
awl these without whiskce. Thank the Lord,
that at Taste, we hav got hitter, that will
tonick man up. Nothin', sints the good
old daxe of Jamaka Rum, and slider Brandec,
haz sent SIGH thrill ov joy, thur the world,
az "lIirsutes Salvashnn Bitters," sold res
pectably bi awl druggists far and near.
10 on, Doktor, Manfactring, and felling
ct the cod liver oyl and patent truss men
loxl out in cnvi let pills rant and plasturs
ave; you hcv got what the wurld wants
md will have and that IL, an CRIB bitter, with
/ whiskee basis.
N. B.-Bizziness, Doktur, liz dizziness.
The high price Nv material and labor hex
nut up puffs with Va, but on the receipt Nv
20 dollers moar, yu kan rely upon sumthing
n our weekly thet will send "Salvashun
nd Perswashun' whirling thru the land
p. S.-Let me advice va NJ friend: lift
IL indispensable necessary to chect little in
the manfacter NV the "Salvashun B.tters,'
let it hi awl meens be in the rutes-don't
lower the basis Yurcs quietly,
JOSH BiILINcs.