Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1864-01-28
Miscellaneous Items.

A FELLOW FEELING.-A doctor countino 4
Young Iady's pulse.
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SEE.-The Ghost of a crinoIine
llo ~ sou"-"".el anu i ooleu ice cream are
among Inc noFei'ieS III boston 'hlS WINTER
wv nat ClIo"C Is oeSU LOT Il singer 10 Feach
nsli no'eS WIN y sore throat
w hen Is dlsh-coyer like an omnibus III
Broadway? When it's blOck'tin.
1t is to be misprison for treason to ask a
soldier to take dinner and desert
GENERALLY as soon as a man is supposed
to have q little money, his wife gets too lame
to wall, and mist Iayc q carriaGe
The literary STYLE of askino for = slice Of
ham at dinner is-"PU thank Won for an Gle
giant extract from Bacon"
W,xrvn A IittIo noli,l, ,,or,.,,,t,l ,,,t -
% ,;tl ,,l,;L PoiiJ,' S I''li.o u 'to' ~
shine.
rl,..,,,.
,t da,, ';oti,, 20 S,nI'u oi
-, hi,, tio,,o INV iiGI . MS ''''iuS ''i
,f t' t oit h,,',I ?"sS "o".fii I"Ne utmost
~ - pP ''''i "''ii"N '9
'lieS oo " iii"Ne up ''le'r pou'eS'
w ny Is the plot OF ballet like the air
tight costume IN which submarine excursions
are made Because its for Il divcr-'ts
"'e''Lt
DR.. Franklin says that every little frag-
ment OF the day should be saved. Oh, yes,
the moment the day breaks set yourself to
work to save the pieces.
Let the man who loses LEG in battle
console himself with the physiological truth
that the more legs an animal has, the lower
he Is III the scale OF creation.
A gem or stone in relict or above the
surface, is called a Cameo, as DISTINGUISHED
from an I,,ioqlio. or Seal, which is indented
or followed out so as TO WELD q raised i'm
preston
- Silent gratitude was we'll exemplified by
the little boy who, when asked whether he
thanked the lady for the stick of candy she
had given him, replied, eyes; but | didn't
tell her So"
A widow of the name of Rugg having
taken Sir Charles Price for her second hus-
band, was asked by friend how she liked
the change. "Oh,' she replied 81 parted
with my old Rugg for good Price
= Among the ladies who bewaiIed ruin Of
their wardrobcs by the recent nrecinitotion
of the baggage car into the Susquehanna,
Mrs. Bowers, the actress had the right to take
the lead. She lost fifteen thousand dollars
worth OF dresses.
VEGETARANIsM EXTRAORDINARY " The
cojnpaav then wtEcyr,c to reoaletbe5gselres ON tea
coffee, bred and butter, qDDics Deors. ,I,,,,s and
fettce$. See Vegetarian Fete, Crystal Pal
ace lG9t@TdH.-"I shay, ole fler-don't
go yetIGac wait hI-onger, and I'll
sh-stand adother lettuce.
T. II. Barnum is the happy possessor of
a five horned ram. which resides not at the
Museum. but at his farm Alta recent cattle
show he labelled the animal: An intemper-
ate sheep, which has taken at least three
horns too much
Two daocope wero o,ce diSru+iro about
the nronosed site for ,,ou (,raITaI,ord 0 ,rbo,,
the first remarked "rU nnTpr bc bnr;ad in
that ground as LONG as | live" "What an
obstinate mani said the second. "ifmv
life is spared will"
uDop,t ro, hoI;a,,a tho Iorl = ~, am
s;ao y said stror,cr nohoI ~ 1,ot a1,o oo,of
dont friond so,1,o t;n,o sinna 1no,,,t r-n,,
tbinl, now tho orJs on nnr sido 81 g. U III
wees" responded the other. "v-e-e-s but
He's acting MIGHTY STRANGE about if MIGHTY
STRANGE ="
,-o,,o od,. l,,,,,o ! ,,,,o,, Nv ~,
,,,.; n,1. ~ WV
rnr+, Aftor ss5nnt ti,,,o tinr I1Dad pI
'eiltS. AiIer SNORT tlihS' they hVeu unhap
ply together, ana she returned to her
- en,,S+ .I D~' l lG ny ~,
sISis' us 'IIo" "''' anu uN'o pus' 'nou
Sii'i' e'U'i
CORRECTIONAL christening, while
minister was making the certificate, he for
got the date, and happened to say" Let
me see, this is the Soth."
me tmr'h1etn exclaimed the n4lg-
l "thI iio''''f i'uee"' II Is only 'he eie'-
CUM m,
oo;l-n5 i nr very lntelll9l9le note was
nora,,,I;o! M IL Ti'er 'itne uiiiler III
,,,o.ta - T. II t - presents MS 'oiilpi
nn+ bic na e l "i ~ iiaNe sot ilat !LiaI -
vonrs no dnnht tbo,, ava H. -,.'' 49, - ,lo
Gu Rroo1- Uot,o,, .-.-.,--
lite man. and one who Lnarr hin, vol mon non
bear;ro +hot bo I,oa IT, b;, I'm "e", upou
. obori7 Ii ~; Us ieS oS pt'e u
An 500 bn, Us IL S-le SEA- eAIia 5
stavad r. ounI .1,o 80 - NC n',I no'
cident wonId NOT born LnnnoneS 'i'e az
ponn ~, '"pp1neu
mo himself 10 no ~ ~ VI oPP.. ne l1lS
love "ponned tho c,, 49, " ''ti MS
the nonIar tree. ,rbe d"ta'non W hef uliue'
her poppv who wbnn asi-oa el' mn 70
leborinG nnder tba ;na,,aN leu ioi us eo"seh''
,onnad him ont Of +bn 49, VI ginger pop,
tsP6n Goes thn WeaSol '0' " TIC tune Oh
0oiile pelSoI virtues from the West to