The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1864-09-24
FRANCIS TRAIN
AGAIN.
Fireth Another Bombshell into
the Mcclellan Ranks,
IL vIsITBTH THE SHOW IN
UNION SQUARE.
. Giveth mis- Impressions
Thereof.

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10 GENERAL GEORGE b. MCCLELLAN, THE
AR CANDIDATE OF THE PEACE PLATFORM
lfroS boUsr, Niagara Falls, September 49,,
Ga Caesar bad his BrUtus, Charles the First
Cromwell, and George-if you keep on as you
/ I'VE begun Cin Novembcr), you ,cont hare any
~. Last sunday stated that you would lose
ery stats but one. after witnessing your Chi
se Performance Saturday night l am conddeu
n will hose New Jersey. Two more such show,
ths Empire City will give fifteen thousand
= ainst you. When Pennsylvania and Indiana
te you down among the dead men, you viii
thd aw. Some minds must 60 through a sur
Lgal operation before you can get an idea into
;leti heads. Maine says, if you could not take
,hnond with Washington as a base, you will
4 ! IL impossible to take Washington with Rich
4 Fnd as base
lt Your pruning hooks are changed into
Asookinr prunes." Seymour, the Peace caudi-
X lte, is nominated on a war platform. McClcl-
n, tie war candidate, is nominated on peace
'atform. In November you will see the differ
HIce between a fac sURiic and a sjck fa,aily
boratio sold Richmond, and Richmond will sell
%5ratio The stage wagon becomes a wagon the
xage. "Dare are seben Richmonds in de field"
I'D the negro aid-de-camp in Richard the Third
low many z" "seben." "Put up dc bars don't
any more in dar." The peace boilers are all
ck again. 'Tis the first time that ever rats
used to leave a sinking ship. Virtue meeteth
th its reward. "You can't bring us back" said
aSFod, Mullaly, and McMasters, "unless you are
AWOnger than we are, and ace kao,o you are"
3There are some few peace men who say that
mr. tVNntNA In IsnsN VI,
"a power, why not join the party las II is only a
WestiOn of power that holds the bayonets in
ad Of those who don't. Besides, as you now
1t the platform you are only a stump candidate
the White House.
The whipper-in is a power in England. Some
dy is playing double, or II. q. would not quote
cClellan through the dead Douglas.
4 Politics are getting clear as mud
u When warmen cheer Fernandy wud
u only costs t,co thousand dollars tor McC2sl-
z h meeting Young KetchuR said so. Pshaw!
W at show Saturday night cost ten times that
renty thousand dollars. One hWn8red thousand
nerStor oV starring prisoners at ARderSOAyiklc.
"A iolglye our enemies is human--to forgive our
vtCnds is divine.
<s..Are YOU sure that when your committee takes
pinch of snuff in Union Square you can make
nation snetze' Tue West now says what
East said years ago.
God bless Manhattan! let her fairly claim,
Win all the houors que her ancients
4 ESrIh %sa!n, aud %'.a.m, aloundlas eul to snare
- i'''5t lNlHAllSs ~ .etNi utt NouestNutits
But not pre- sume because by sau mischane,
II The mobs OF Paris wrpg the neck OF France
I U thirty Eapiyes ria Her BOretV Boyg.
he time has arrived TO state emphatically that
~, people Of the nation decline TO admit that
sTw York city owns the entire United States.
a4c1go burst that bubble. Alasi poor ChicFa-
WhnRy YoricJ You may lay your egg in tue
Ia, but cannot make the country cackle. MIN
,Je the one. God made the other. Why dom;
Ill Mne clever artist draw a CariCdture Of the D1mo-
stic party man (your face would be recog
Ned, Genera), hanging with a rope round his
5ck, With the platform pushed OuS frOn under
Hni Itu are hallwuy man. You EBOlC Is
rigorous to stand on the Platform. The Union
Uuare show was the weakest thing ever saw
k3sent company, OF course, excepted. Any Chit
Mse mandarin would eclipse the lantern display
the birth Of a male child Be decided. Stop
sse foolish shows. The battlefield is yed ,cab
M " comrades atG-JlO0d.
II The buges blow the battle csu,
To-day, lie scrrcd columns form
70 hght for Coo and naive land!
)n, Mac! on Charge, Mac! charge were
NJ last words of the Presidential MarmiOn. You
mted. The carpenter told me why he refused
put two holes in your pigcon-house.
why let them make ttCeiUe stands iu UniOu
Iare : Was it done to show that Judas was
~ uded at the speakers banquet How singular
H. Grover should bring out Faust at the Aca-
My, while you were playing it in the Square
4 wout fifty men compose that celebrated march.
n hs as II there were fifteen hundred. Twenty
W Wards move up each street. aud then move
Hgn another There must have been four kial-
d aad Gfty thousand people IN the Square The
Xrdld says so. Because the Heydd is going TO
\ tXngress. McKeon says
III The olice-seekers, thick a. neas,
In this opera Of Faust
Represent Mefis,toph- o-les;
aE Az he cheated "Margueregta"-
IN George! your paradise is lost.
Z M fNIy1.. :.
tJKbX WHOLE" replied Uncle Roger. Mrs. Par
2Xgton observed that such extraordinary changes
Mie c taking place, she should not be surprised ii
eNoyember they roasted Mcclellan!
,,SNhtn Sir Charles Napier entered Scinde, he
Ut this brief despatch TO the Secretary OF War,
HeccGrt.' Why don't you say something,
Z Hneral?
.t tHrhere are three rooms in the house that Jack
1t for you in Chicago Attic, Cellar, and Yard.
III IN November the Summer of your discomfort
be made glorious Winter by your occupation
The last.
~ Yeurv vessel would founder on any sea,
Wlthpiots Il. @. W. and J. Y.B.
Ny the by, General, your commission came
sey and reside in New York. Where do You
lily hail from? The Constitution prohibits
IN candidates being from the same State.
WChe square was full OF patriots. They love
HI, General, No speaker ON that platform would
sIept an office or n contract They surround
~ out OF pure affection Were you elected
4, W would never remind you Of services rem
ked.
"a NcsH'y-tr0 cla5s-a0 spades.
= Once Spade, now CLUB Is trump
- ne harlD's mounting every stump,
Iscariot, Arnold, and Cataline
y Selling he people as they q sell swine,
MORAL.
( Why wax they so exceeding wroth;
~ Their iect not inside the trough
ENuery viii wooden speeches, wooden stands,
kden notices, wooden bands, wooden guns,
IL wooden cocks, bring voters TO your ballot
Z III No, General The whole show was manu-
ured for effect outside OF Now York, No
lkhusiusn, no heart, no faith. You could have
~ have lighted a wet squib. Chicago spit on
Il end OF the match, and the birthstone declines
r ilpnite. Loud cheers for LiHe Mac. wish
/ .bebOdy was brave enough to cheer for GREAT
~. The circus show paraled the whole length
IBToadway, and, rs ! said coming from Chicago
Der the nomination.
Not drum was heard, not a single note,
~ your corpse down Broadway they hurried,
Mot patriot sent up a single shout
v VD'eT the grave where Mcclellan was buried.
. ~ >BcLtciug that the uierS expressed here are
4 q OfNe COareNtOH and the De0ple y0u yeDre-
AZ am, faithfully,
~ GLO. FRANCIS TRAIN.
k~The French publisher Gosselin has just pub
PED work containing the biographies Of all
J. Z n prasapt ,,a,,I,ars of tho Corus agielatif