Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1864-07-30
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- 9s h.,,.,.r ,bere i one rela-
.;or ,vh;ch mons than another, goes to
.a.a. .hs sv;,s If marry,ue into large
-. ~, ro,.,;ve ia brother-in-law.
T. s.o...,,,v nccur. IN fact there is no.
.h;na more common than such circum-
1900 that n man requires sort of
wooden man. a lay figure. as it were,
mon whose shoulders to spread certain
garments. a cloak if you please. that
would not look well on ones own proper
shoulders. The bachelor, or the married
man who has no brother-in-law, has, in
,ncb case TO trust his welfare and happi-
ness in the hands of stranger, or to Gre
ate a suppositihous parsonage, such as
John Doe. Schermerhorn's Bow, or Cheeks
the Marine. The three latter personages
are inconyenient. inasmuch as they can
NJ, Ia r-oaucAd IN the fiesh nor make
and snh.cr;ha 10 afsday;ts He. how
ever who has brother.in-law is all right
an tho main oues.;on or in the vulgar
vs,,scn,ar IA aall hnnkev" We can
illustrate our hyuothesis by reference to
two DISTINGUISHED instances in our own
Terr;torv Jud0e North has a brother-in-
law TO whom we have occasionally re-
ferred in the past, and who viii not be
entirely lost sight of in the future. The
figure that he has cut and will continue to
cut in Judge North's fortuitous grinding
of sulphurets for the Gould and Curry,
is an elegant illustration of the beautiful
uses to which man. who is on hebench,
and superstitiously supposed to be above
dirty work, can convert his brother-in-
law. The beauty and complete working of
the automaton is marred, in this instance,
by the inability of the puppet to keep
its mouth shut. 1t may perhaps be con-
sidered somewhat of coincidence that
tsOO of our Judges should be similarly
blessed in the possession Of the article OF
brother-in-law. The coincidence Is shn
more striking when it Is sscertained that
both Of these convenient relatives are pc
euliarly adapted to transactions in quartz
"a business that appears to be, in this
Territory, inseparably connected with ju-
dicial functions. Such, however, is the
fact, remarkable as it may appear. Not
only has Judge North brother-in-law,
available in quartz transactions, but so
has Judge Turner. Ordinarily, the ope-
ra,or in arrentiferous rock has either a
mine where the same is excavated or a
mill where it is ground. Judge Turner
had neither of these, but with talent and
a brother-in-law, all obstacles can be
sur,nounted. Turner'S brother-in-law,
known among men as johnson" has
been and may be still, an operator in sui
phurets. Without either mill or mine.
johnson has been able to do Custom
House business" in quartz, that is calcu-
lated to excite the envy Of miners and
mill-men who have no brother-in-law on
the Supreme Bench. johnson was able
for some months to constantly purchase,
from the Gould 6 Curry Company, rock,
WINCH NC mas 0een ao10 " ~ "
s'sS' 70 WIZ ON tne wagon a. = on' u
nom nse oonais 70 twenty u0iAiS PEI
ton' 10 s'aIe tnat 'uose iuihei eve, re-
ceived the whole OF any Poruon Oh these
handsome profits, would be saying what
it would be decidedly dlthcuit to prove.
1t Is fair to suppose however, that the
Gould & Curry having done this hand
some thing by johnson, which they Ger
taInly would not nave dome Dy anybody