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The Grand Haven news. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1858-18??, 1864-09-07

nURING this Month Trains win leave
l|Grand Haven. as follows:
GoING East Mail at $50 A. NJ. for Detroit.
fNiGHr ExPREss-At 1850 A. NJ, "-l4.
Mixed at 3-l5 p. NJ. for st.
Johns
GOING WEsT---STEAMSHIP at 5-15 A. NJ,
for Milwaukee, daily, except
iT Mondays. rN
The Grand Haven news. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1858-18??, 1864-09-07
NO\NNk NO WNOve,

Henry Griffin a. Co., Grand. Havens MicbaeA
G.. Eastman, Eastmanyille. w Az
A. A. Cainc, White River.
Luther a Co., lamont ls
Il. ID. MeCullock, Berlin. And by Druggists
and Merchants generally throughout the Uni,
ted staiea [lyn276l
The Grand Haven news. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1858-18??, 1864-09-07

q Es,u.l...llII:Rs IEE5,.4.. Ea.I.ls.ls
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
LinCOln's Programme. G.

The New York Fycemdn's Journal in an
article ON the peace negotiations at Niagara
Falls, gives the following as Lincoln's pro-
graumc for the Presidency. 1t is truth:
/. A disgraceful war, rather than an hon,
orable peace.
>. The determination of white men, un-
der the delusivo preteXt of freeing black
barbarians!
3. The supervision of Constitutional lib
erty, and war on all who uphold it?
1. The begaring and humiliation Of the
people of the Northern States.
s. Finally, a shameful peace, based, not
on an honorable agreement as to rights but
on confessed impotcncy, to carry on thi'
war
Let the word travel from town to town
from farm to farm, from hilltop to hill -tol
let it penetrate every recess OF these
States! Lincoln and Seward--instrmcnt
chosen by God for our chastisement because
no vilcr Instruments could be found, hay,
announced their purpose 1t is;
Destruction, not Preservation
Tearing Down, not Building up!
! Bayonets, not Laws!
Despotism Pcrpetuated, not Institution
Restored
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
SIBERIAN Exiies-Arrfval Of q
h'orty OF WaDislled Keutuck-
tans i'm Canada,
From the Detroit Free Press, lith. !

Notice was given yesterday of the cxno.
triation of a number of citizens from Gol.
umbus, Paducah and vicinity, Kentucky,
by order of Gen. Paine, for giving "aid and
comfort to the rebels. Tho party arrived
IN this city this morning, en- route for Cana
da, under the conductorship of Captain III.
B. Norton, Sth United States Colorcd Ar
tillcry (heavy), and the fragrance of about
two dozen artillcrists. Their appearance at
the Michigan Central station created quite a
sensation, and numbers of our citizens en-
gagged in conversation with the "sympathl-
sers, who unfolded ''round unvaInishcd
tale" Of the cause of their banishment. so
far us would be permitted by the guard.
The party consisted of about forty persons,
men, women and children, all of whom be-
which they resided. Judges, magistrates,
and wealthy merchants, young and beauti-
full womcn,. widows and their offspring,
were all made to feel the iron hand of des-
potism, disgorge blood, money, dignifed by
by the title Of assessments" leave the
homes of their youth and the scenes of
their childhood, and suffer the tortures of
a worse than Siberian exile, without homes,
friends, or even Il place in which to lay tl.eir
heads. Those with whom our reporter
convorsed, expressed none but the most
loyal sentiments to the Federal Government.
They stated that they knew not for what
they were ordered into exile. They were
| simply notified that they must either ego
to he'll, Afica or Canada" by an imperial
edict from General Paine. They mado
no complaint. Thousands of their friends
are similarly situated, and with that noble
self-denial which always characterizes the
truly great, they withheld the sentiment
| ,.l,,.I, I,,,nnl ~ r.,
ancc, out of consideration for their situa-
/ ton. They were allowed no trial, no hear
ing, no opportunity to vindicatc their hon
or or patriotism before God and man; but
without word or any recognition of their
rights as citizens, they were ordered off in
manner which would have reflected credit
upon the workings Of an inauisition.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
LlMCOln's PurpS.

The country is iniestod--swarming, lousy
yes, doggod to death, with appointecs un-
der this Administration. Every worthless
scamp has an ohce-the only qualification
necessary to insure one favor in the eyes OF
Abraham is to be d-n fool, bray out loud
against Coppcrheads, and favor vigorous
prosecution of this ninety-day war, All
these poor devils have to be supported to
do the dirty work Of King Abraham, and
the laboring people are the ones who have
to foot the bills. The country is SO full OF
and bark around so yociicrously, that they
are now very appropriately donominatod
"Lincoln's Purps." They are boistcrouN
for continuance of the war, as stopping
the war would stop their pay, ergo, the poor
devils are very uneasy at the signs, OF the
times, which indicate peace-blcssed peace.
49, iaiOH.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
what the Democrats VIII DO.

1t is often asked what the Democrats
mean to do. They mean, as first step, to
fill the executive chair with patriotism and
to Danish faction and despotism from the
administration of the Federal Government.
What next thoy will do depends upon what
they can do to restore peace and prosperity to
our country. They are in the condition OF
a skillful surgeon who is called to a man
who fell into the hands ofassassins. If his
wounds are not mortal he will restore him,
If Abolition has not killed the Union, the
Democrats will restore it. But at any rate,
they will save liberty from going entirely
down in the whirlpool Of blood. CIcleciUe
Democrat.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
MOnsirOUs COnspiracy!!!

Northwestern Confcderacy!
Nallandighan!! ...... Ochone!!
100000, 600, 0OO, 900, 900, 900, 900, men!
Nu-oh-lac!!
Golden Circle! Upset the Government!
100000, 600, ,O00,0 stand of arms!!!l.!
The Mississippi River damnld.
American Knights in Missouri!!r
Sons of Liberty! in lndiana!l!i ~
Mcclellan Minute Mem! in New lork!!.!.!
Half-Minute Men! Every place..
-a-l-l-a-n-d-i-g-h-a-m!
II Campus Nitus! Sag Nichts.!.
Chicago Convention!
Another Conspiracy and more coming
N-a-l-l-a-n-d-i--g--h--a-m !!!!'
Thousand and One!l
Bsg- I ! + t + + + +, 7 i @,Gss
For particulars inquire of the Washer
woman or read the loyal papers,
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
COppcrhead Complaint.

Can any of our readers guess what docu
mcnt contains the following compliments
The aboitionists will readily say it is the
'disloyal platform of some Copperhcad
Convention
'llc has obstructcd the administration of
Justice.
He has made judges dependent upon
his will alone.
"Iie has erected multitude of new Off
ccs.
'llc has kept among us in time of peace
standing armies, without the consent o
Legislatures.
He has even affected to render the mill
tary Independent of and superior to the ciyi
power
'ilc has combined, with others, to sub
icct us TO jurisdiction foreign to our Con
stituton and unucknowledged by our laws
giving his assent to their acts Of pretended
legislation.
'l'or quartering large bodies Of amcc
troops among Us.
"tor protecting them by mock trial from
punishment for any murder which they
should commit on the Inhabitants of thcs(
States.
For dcpriying us, in many cases, of the
benefit of trial by jury.
"Eor taking away our charters, abolish
inc our most valuable laws, and altering
fundamentally, the forms of our govern
mentS.
"lIc has melted domestic insurrection
amongst us.
The above are not extracts from any latte
day political gathering, but are taken from
renowned old document signed by JOIN
Hancock and fifty others. written b,
Thomas Jefferson-engrossed by order o
Congress familiarly known as tn
Declaration of Independence.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
Salt fOr Bed Bugs.

A correspondent of the Olean 1dre,tiser
thus presents to the editor a remedy for
that kind of vermin so often found in the
beds taken by travellers on steamboats, and
at hotels as well as in private houses. He
says:
If any of your readers need sure rene
dy for bed bugs, they can have mine, and it
cleans the house of this troublesome vermin
without expense. They have only to wash
with salt and water, filing the cracks where
they frequent with salt, and you may look
bed ; bugs, and they ~ will not not trail through it
the buyer requires no certificates as to it,
genuineness
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

GooDJoKEoN PAT MURpHY.-An Irish
man by the name of Patrick Murphy, re-
Gently made his appearance at the United
States Hotel, when the landlord said to
him: "Why don't you go to work. y a
great big, double -fstcd good -.for-nothing
stand up in the corner and drink a glass of
lager-irishman like you should not be beg
ging. He said he could not find any work.
"Well, then, enter the army" There
month and found. Found |" replied
Murphy, be jabers, found dead on the field.
an I'm not the man to see it in that light.
That what's the matter with Pat Murphy.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
Old Abe as A e.COmmander."
The New York HerolWs Washington &C

The New York Herolds Washington cor
respondent says Of Abraham Lincoln:
''If military successes are not speedily
achieved he intends to take the field in per-
son, as Commanders in-Chief the a.mies
of the United States.
They will have to import Giraffe for him
to ride, and put the animal on stills at that,
or Old Abe 5 legs will drag on the ground
and get tangled in Virginia red brush: u
What ripper ola General he would make.
And how very nicely he would sit in the sad
die. Go in Abby Linkhorn
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
Abe Lincoln.

In his speech at Philadelphia, last June,
said the war would most likely continue for
three years longer. Most certainly it will,
and four years too, if the present imbecile
President be continued in power. And We
will have seen several drafts for 500, 600
each DO the people want this?
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

"Well my good woman" said clergy
man, who was sent for in the middle of the
night by one of his congregation, $50 you
are ill and require the consolation of relig-
ion. What can do for youY'
"No" replied the lady, 81 am only ner,
vous, and can sleep.
GLOW can | help that ?" asked the
minister.
so sir, said she, you always put me tG
sleep so nicely when go to church that
thought if you would only preach little
for me ~
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

The editor of the Boston Gazette says
that Artcmus Ward has written to him to
say that hc is tired of answering the ques-
ton as to how many wives Brigham Young
has lie says that all he knows about it is
that he one day used up the multiplication
table in counting the long stockings ON a
clothes line in Brigham back yard and
went off feeling dizzy.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
The Meade and burnside Diff
Guilty.

NEW YORK, Aug, l3.--The Times spe-
cial Washington dispatch Of the 18th, says;
Notwithstanding Burnside claims he carried
out all orders, Meade insists he did not,
but failed to attack as ordered, and to an,
swer kilograms sent in tho afternoon until
thenext morning. During the morningno
less than sixty-iour dispatches We're sent by
Meade to Burnside. The claim of the lat,
ter that he expected Mead to be on hand
to direct operations will not, it is believed,
be allowed
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

A remarkable snake-fght took place a
few days since in Washington, Marion coun-
ty, Ohio. The fight was between two
blacksnakes and a rattlesnakc. They were
first discovered by some children, who spread
the news of the deadly conflict, and in a
short time about fifty persons were upon
the ground. The snakes fought for about
two hours and a halt, when at last the
blacksnake seized the rattlesnake by the
back of the neck and never let go the hold
until the rattlesnake had expired.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

During the first session of the present
Legislature of Ohio, Converse, Il Democrat,
introduced bill making it u penal offense
for citizen of Ohio to be a member. of q
secret political society. The Republicans,
being members of the Union League, unan-
imously vote against the bill ; and now they
are howling because, they suspect that
Democrats are secretly organized. Woos-
ter Democrat
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

A Frenchmap, writing Il letter in Eng
land to friend, and looking in the diction
AIRY for the word preserve, and finding tina
it meant to pickle, wrote as follows: May
you and your family be picked to all etcr
nity 7
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

A country girl coming from the field was
told by her poetic cousin that she looked as
fresh as a daisy kissed with dew
"Well, it WASH any ieller by that name.
but it was Steve Jones that kissed me, and
| told him that every one in town would
find it out. "
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
selrtt 4octrp.
From the Sunday Enquirer.
Five Hundred Thousand More.

We are coming Father Abraham,
Five hundred thousand more;
The nations bier is large enough
10 has carried more before.
The fnint in heart may shudder,
The copperhcads may flout;
But by the grand humanitics
We come to soc it out.
We are coming Father Abraham,
Five hundred thousand more:
The nations bier Is large enough
1t has carried more before.
When carnage relgns with visngc grim,
And earth stands Redeemed DER
with the blood OF youthful brothers slain,
Why should we not give more?
'Tis not TO prop tho tottering forms
our fathers vainly reared;
Theirs was the twilight of the past
the MONDAY has appeared. '.
We are coming Father Abraham, &c.
Till late our sable brotherhood
Bore silently their woes
We awaited long some signal
Our mission 10 disclose.
Til We raise them TO our bosons,
Let desolation reign
Blood bankruptcy, oblivion,
Or break the capttve's chain.
We are coming Father Abraham, &c.
what though our loved ones mourn us gon,
our homes yield naught but pain,
The barons Of the new regime,
or ornoble birth remain.
No shoddN peer must suffer
In the rude strife of wars,
While we can bare our bOsomS,
And carry home thc scars.
We are combng Father Abraham, Sc.
Proud memories are promised us
What more could plcbian crave?
Then let the wcliin swell with war,
O'cr bones thy sccptle wave!
10 twice five hundred thousand graves,
Tho emblem cypr' - bring;
Then come hS,clf tnou testing sage,
And "Picl<aNunc Butler sng!#
Wa are coming Father Abraham, &c.
BONES
at Is said ana I believe never contradctc
that the President riding among the new mac
culiNCn the spirits of the company request,
Icr," Which request was complied with, to Il
disgust OF all but the two principal charactc
in the offensive proceeding.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

THE Boston Cowfer says that thirty
seven dollars in gold will buy Federal
bond of one hundred dollars on State street,
while it takes seventy-fve dollars in gold to
buy Confederate bond of the same amount
in London.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

SO you are going to teach school p said
Il young lady to her maiden aunt. We'll,
for my part, sooner than do that, | would
marry widower with nine children i
would prefer that myself, was the quiet re-
ply, but where is the widowerY
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

CuEss. John and Julia's problem, John
TO move and mate in two moves
John moves his arm around Julia's neck.
She moves one square and whispers--check,
He nothing daunted, moves right straight
His lios to hers and call out--''mate"
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
A Great s.Spiitter."

The greatest living splitter is A, lin
coin. He split rails in Illinois; split the I'm
ion in Washington, and has now split the
Abolition party into tragmentary. atoms,--
Great is Abe, the Illinois ratl-splitter.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

IF the wholesale desertion from the ad-
ranks continues much longer
King Abraham will not carry a State at the
next election. The "Brix is loose.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

By an attack before Atlanta, on the 9th
inst, we lost from five hundred to a thou
sand men, and were repulsed. vi course
the affair was considered too small to be
mentioned in any official bulletin.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

MA, can't have the big bible?' inqur-
cd a boy of his pious mother.
Certainly, my son, do you like that pre-
cious book?'
Yes it's big, and l want it to kill flies
with. r-tt
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

"HAsr thou ever loved, Henrietta ?"--I
sighed. II should rather imagine, had, "
she sighed 80, did not my glances my
feelings botray, when you helped me to
pudding the third time to-day?"
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
Peace.

The Ohio Eagle printed at Lancaster,
Fairfield Co.. publishes nine solid columns of
names, which have been signed to a call for a
peace meeting at that place. The people are
crying "Peace Peace !" because they long
for its blessings and reposc.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

The Rebellion is the exact age of this ad-
ministration, and both will expire at the time
when a deceived people again call the true
old Democracy to tho control OF the Gov
ernment.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

THERE never was an administration since
the birth of this nation, that will go out OF
power so covered with oblloquy, and SO ut
torly despised and detested by the people, as
the present one.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

Two cousins named Cricket were married
recently in Jefferson county. We are OPP
wosed to such Cricket matches.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01
9ates of Adrrrtisina,
JOE PRINTING

W every description executed In the best stylo
ana ON reasonable terms.
,ihe FARMER has larger circulation than any
olnor paper IN this section of the state, It is
now, ana llns been for thirty -scycn consccuiivo
years inc Official paper of the county.
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

Il feel rather dull to-day" as the razor
said after it had been used to open oysters
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

The less a man does, the more fuss ne 2, IS IS
apt to make. A hen with one chcSen does :
more scratching than if she had family OF
fifteen,
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

one new ana one second hand either one or
one is very fine and good
Aug. i-wis WM BRAY
Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-09-01

War is disunion. Douglas.
The Nashville daily union. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1862-1866, 1864-11-01

The freight train, No. 3, that left
Louisville yesterday morning was run
into by the extra freight behind it at a
little after 7o'clock at Bardstown juno
ton. The morning was very foggy and
the brakeman Of the first train failed
to flag the train following and the en-
gineer barely had time to reverse the
engine before the crash came. Three
or four cars were badly wrecked and
the locomotive was considerably dam
aged No lives were lost, nor was any
one seriously hurt The passenger
train due here yesterday evening was
delayed by the accident about three
hours.
The Nashville daily union. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1862-1866, 1864-11-01
By Telegraph
NIGHT DISPATCHES.
L attest War News !

LOUISVILLE, Oct. Sl.-Harrisburg, Pa
Official returns; soldiers vote, Union ma
iority thus far, 1865.
WASHINGTON, Oct sI.-The steamer has
arrived with HaIeck's chief OF stsd. and
Gems. Bernard and Rawlins, and Colonel
Calls, " ho have been to the frout.
Gea. Webster reports lead caunonsdiug
heard in Ba,ler's front.
A gentleman occupying resronsiblsp,-
sition, who escsPed from the Confederate
lines, says nc rebeB are eonseriptiuge, cry
. body except telegraph operators and Rail
rOsd agents, betSeen the ases Of 10 aal IS.
About 30 coo new leyies have been sent go
reinforce Lee.
Hoods army numbers about thidy thou
sand.
Gold, in Richmond. is one dollar Tor TWEEN
ty-five in Confederate notes
Michael McClusky, formerly Postmaster
for the House of Representatives. has re-
covered from his wounds, and been elected
member to the rebel Congress from the
Memphis district.
MONTREAL, Oct. 3l.--Confederate mana
gers in the evento Of Canadian courts requir-
ing them 10 surrender raiders, intend sp-
pealing 10 the Judicial committee Of priyy
council in England.
II is reported that Washington authorities
have notified England Of their intention 10
increase the armament on the lakes for the
protection Of the frontier.
North Carolina dates Of the twenty-sev-
enth, say late frosts materially checked the
yellow fever, which isabating.
Rebel papers appear. to be unanimous in
iavor Of arniing blacks. The editor of the
southern Confederate, writing from Rich
mond says: oiEicial arrangements are row
oeing made for arming 100000 blacks Tor
the Spring campaign. The slaves thus
armed 70 be free and to have fifty acres Of
land each in the South.
NEw YORK, Oct 3l.-Cotton ~ Cold
,27.
The Commercials Washington special
: VIZ 4 AS9-uNAtt StttStA 4C anu ltCt4h "a /
40 important news to-day, and Sherman at !
asst adviees said he would hold Atlanta.
NEW YoRK, Oct. 3l.-A vessel arriving |
lere, reports speaking on Thursday last to |
he gunboat Mobile, in charge of the pirate |
The Illness special says government /
ransDOrts having been red into M, the Io |
omac, destroyed all residences known as |
iarbors for rebel sympathisers and guer-
illas.
Further By the City Of NaneAestcr-Cqpe |
Pace.-It is rumored there will be meeting
etween the Car Of Russia and the Empe-
or Napoleon at Nice. Cash payments have
cen suspended BY the bonds of Brazil
Var has been declared by Brazil against
'raguay. Joe Coburn is passenger by the
ity Of Manchester.
The Nashville daily union. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1862-1866, 1864-11-01
Self Abuse.

This vice, which is never prscticed in the
presence Of any one, has proved the ever
tasting ruin Of thousands of the mobiles
and most talented young men that ever CAV,
tongue to eloquenee or pen to song. II has
destroyed health, blasted the constitution
and reduced the miserable victim 10 a liv-
ing skeleton. Nor are these its final and
fatal effects in its pains are scattered the
ruins of reason, the most melancholy sight
that can meet mortal eyes. TO be cured per
manentiy OF this aillietiOn call on DR.. Cole
man, No. 81, North Cherry street, or I'D
dress him by letter, Box 602, Nashville,
Tenn. aug30-lm.
The Nashville daily union. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1862-1866, 1864-11-01

COUNTEEYEfTs. Information has been re-
ceived By c. l.. Barlow 4 Co. that certain
druggists in this city have been palming of
on persons calling for DR.. Velloc's Pink &c
rate an article of their own manufacture,
which they say is superior 20 the genuine.
We would advise all persons to get the
genuine, aud should you require any Inedi-
cine for the Itch, Bing-worm, letter, or
any disease Of the skin, do not suffer any
unprineipled man 10 impose any other
preparation on you, but get Dr. Velioc's
Pink Cerate, manufactured by 9. l.. Bar
tow 4 Co., No l91Z Deaderick street, Nash
vile, Tenn.
?. S.-A liberal discount made 10 dealers.
Sent by mail TO any address on receipt Of
81 IL. Be sure that you get the genuine.
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