Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1864-06-23

Che Aolmcs County farmer.
LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.
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EcoNoMY. Tho abolitonists are organ-
zing societies to promote economy. ii thcy
put into practical effect their idea OF marry
ing niggers, their expenses for pcrlumery
will be materially curtoiled
A Coon FAMILY MEDICINE.-W. ID.
HoxwoRTu has the agency for Holmes
county for the sale of Carson's Chemical
Compound, an excellent medicine that sho d
be kent in every house. See advertisement
in another column.
EXEMPTIONS. Those who wish to be OK
cmptcd from the performance OF military
duty because of physical disability should
call on their township clerk, who has been
furnished by tls county auditor with blank
certificates of disability, to be attcstcd by
physicians.
FoR CHICAGO. Those from this county
who attend the Chicago convention will be
found at the Metropolitan Hotel. We re-
gret that the Pittsburg, FIT. Wayne & Chi
cago railroad company will make no reduc-
ton on fare to those attending the Con
yenton.
CAUTION. We advise our readers and
'the rest of mankind" to be cautious about
dealing with travelling doctors and itincrant
booksellers. A meritorious physician can
have all the practice he can do where he is
known, and those who sell books by sub
scription are generally cheats.
IrNcoLN's LAsT--Lncoln's last joke is
q conundrum, and runs in this wise: "What
is the difference between a Fremont dutch
man, an Amsterdam dutchman, or any 9th
er dam dutchman."
The government was in bad humor when
this was perpctrated.
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IOBAltO l. LAME. ~ NullNCHOhuShO VI
the Rural Netc Yorker says that the way
to prevent the cut worms from iniuring to-
bacco plants is to take hickory leaves and
wrap them around each plant, leaving part
of the leaf out of the ground, and a part
under.
BRowNs BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. The
beneficial effects resulting from the use Of
this Remedy and its extensive use fol
Coughs, Colds and Throat Affections, ha,
brought out many limitations, most ofwhicf
contain injurious ingredients. The Troche'
have proved their efficacy.
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CHANGE OF TERMS. From and after thu
lst of July the terms of the FARMER vii
be $500 in advance, or 50, so if not pai'
within the year. All who have or may pa.
in advance before that time will get the pa
per for the length Of time paid for on tn
old terms Those in debt at that time vii
be charged 200 year.
On YES !-Lincoln told the committee
sent to inform him of his denomination, tina
it was all right, and that he would run, a
this would be bad time to swap horses
Yes, bad time for the horse, when he
up to his bellcy in green fodder, and up t
his eyes in blood, which has become his ia
vorite drink.
ABOLITION LECTURE. MOVE
gave fine entertainment at Holmcsvill
last Saturday. He ''chawed up" the edito
of the FARMER badly The warm weathe
has made the poor man quite crazy; he
caving round like a bull in corn patch.-
We fear it will become our official duty
send him to the lunatic asylum.
CoMPARIsoNs.-Ifth the city of Washing
ton, as it now is, had been standing by tn
side of Sodom in the time of Lot its supe
rior inquity would have saved Sodom.-
And the fanatical Fremontcrs in compariso
with the fanatical and thieving horde VIII
run the Lincoln machiene, appear like al
gels of light.
OBEYING ORDERs.--A naughty Englis
master in instructing his coachman, said:
"Obey my orders-if order you to driv
to HI" can sure an | will, yer hor
or" answered Pat, "but yez must excus
me if back yez in. "
IF the American people employ Lincol
to drive them the same road four years MOI
it is right he should be excused for backin
US in.
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DR.. L. PAGIN.-The following are ID
Pagin's appointments for July:
Napoleon, Saturday, July 9th.
Oxford, Sunday, July 10th
Milersburg, Monday, July llth.
Holmesville, Tuesday, till noon of l2tl
Fredericksburg, afternoon of 18th.
Applecreek, Wednesday till noon of l3tl
Orrville, Wednesday afternoon of l3tl
ABEs JoKE.-Old Abe, in speech
the Loyal Leaguers who called at the Whit
House to congratulate him upon his re-non
inatiou, was reminded of little story
about an old Dutchman who said ''it Wi
not best to swop horses while crossing
stream. Our devil agrees with the 0
Tcuton, but says that she sees no reasC