Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-11-08

A Few MAxIMs FOR FARMERS The
farmer VIII" does not return to bis field q
dressing more than equivalent to the crops
gathered therefrom, is as unwise and
thOughtless as be who would nngiect TO
ed the borse that was TO carry him on q
journey. In both cases diminishing the
ability of a faithful servant to minister to
his wants
ii. The hushandmsn who obtains from Q
field not properly hammered, q small yield
of gram. when by sufficient Danuring be
might have obtained large one, is selling
his lnbor at bslf its value.
III. In all cssrs keep tbs h6tt products
of your farm. whether of grain or stock for
your own use, that Improvements IN each
may rePuls fherefrnm. II three ponr sheep
will bring az much az one good one, keep
the me end seIl the three.
" Do not permit the remains Of animal
or We Q able subsisne % decay about Your.
| dwelling but incorporate them with the
soil or The compost heap, thereby securing
the comfort and health Of your fam,lv and
adding to the attractiveLess of your home
V. Having things near enough" often
causes much trouble The head toa d to
farmer Az cart Was little 100 sb TT, hut It
was ''nesr enough" c"nsAqus uty It came
out in passing over jolt. and with it bali
the potatoes. The keys to Mr.. B's wagon
thrill were rather small, but they we're
linear onough"-sn they worked Loose, the
tells came out and the wagon and horse
got work ed together going down hill The
bar to CaptlD C's COW pasture was too
short, and yet hethnught it NEAR enough"
| but it dropped tut one day and the cat
tie got through and destroyed his grain
1t is better and cheaper in the end, even
il it does take little more time, 10 have
things just right -Maine Farmer
A JUDGE PUzZLED.-A Western Judge
or Justice OF the Peace was recently thus
brOtherpd by one of the half wild vaerantt
OF the backwOnds, who was brought uI
with an empty whiskey bottle 10 his own
personal custody.
So, sir, YOU'RE there ? said the Jus
tice
DO you always come as near to The
truth as that| was the reply.
Silence, sir where did you com,
frnm?'
y VII be smart if / keep silence auG
you find out
Don't be impudent sir what is you
occupation 2
'Look here, Judge. I'll tell you on,
t5irg, and | want to do it respectfully
We'll sir
You're ID impudent yourself.'
This will not do; where do you com,
from sir
This eide of sundown'
Have you an occupation ?
Reckon
What is it p
Bot You pint O. whiskey I can tell you
what yours is p
DO you mean to satisfy me p
'Certai"iy. Squire 4; wbst'll you have I
1t lie necessary that you should under
stand that order and peace are necessar,
IN society.
whatever wild freedom you NAV find j,
the woods you are now here In 9 muun
, ity OF Law, ard quite submission vii
/ eEiDce wisdom on your part
, Squire, should like to understand YOU
hot pou're TOO big for me. Just ssy u
more about it, and let's go and take
drink
i never drink
what
Never, SIR
, 'YoG DON'T
N ;. sir, never
SIR, bid you good morning. ! hav
DO desire for ray ruriher acduain tsnc
With you. WbOo Uu ming I aud To
. back~ Ood9Dan broke out of the court.
A FEMALE MIsER "A short time sine
an old W. man died in the small town G
LievIkEee. on the banks of the Scheld
The old lady was regarded by her simpl
n1ighbOrs are being cnly few remove
9 from positive puverty; but she died, snc q
she had always bad her will durIrg Ss
lifetime, she left no will behind Der, b.
: 10 the establishment OF her 0eiRhbOrs, Wh,
she did leave behioc her was each, ban
notes, aud stock amounting in value
about two million guIlders. There vel
pots tulI of the gold and silver of witt
I drawn and forgotten currencies, which bs
been buried for years; there wac bog fu
i OF Austrian and other stock certificate
: the coupons of which had not been cut @
r flr quarter Of a century; while 10 q q
D canister, which might have been the
D nest'c tea-caddy. was quarter OF ID,
{ hons worth OF hank notes. musty with q
i accumulated damp of years.
An jolly o Doctor said that people vi
were prompt in their pBymeuts alWays r,
8 covered In sheir sickness, a. they we
{ good customers, and physicians ciuld q
D an9rd to lnse them. A gOod hint and
sensible dnctor -