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YORK. Roston. RaItimore. and washington THE
traveller NAV with confidence RELY unon sure CON.
nections hiph speed with perfcct sa few and every
appliance for comfort that can he procured. New
and elsgans passenger cars for dav and night ser
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Persons OF sedentary habits troubled with weak.
ness. assinde. paptation OF the heart lack Of M.
petite, distress after eating, torpid hyer eenstip
tian, &C., deserve To suffer IL they will not try :hs
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YTERI,fBLE DISCLOSURES
l SECRETS FOR THE Millions

most valuable and wonderful publication. A WORK
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ne has been induced 10 extend his medcl useulp4 81
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gside for the aiesiaticn Of one OF the most awfuI
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ERIE RAILWAY.
Forming with its connexions
The Great RrOad Guage Route to
NEW YORK, BOSTON, NEW HAVEN

Hartford Fall River, Providence, Worcester, and all
the principal cities and towns in New England.
Saving - miles ia dis ance from Dunkirk OF
Buffalo to New York
EXPRESS Trains leave Dunkirk and Buffalo on arri
val of all trains fro the west, and run through to
New York without change. l.
When nee essary, the trains on this road will wait
two no urs at Dunki and Blu alo for trai from the
west and run through to New York without lay Ing
over at any intermediate point.
Boston and New England passengers can 90 via
New York without additional cost, and have CT dice
of all rail or Sound ste imers tn destination.
Luxurious state room Sleeping Cars are ran thro
to New York on ali night trains. Palace cars with
Foote'S Patent yentilators, perfectly free from dust
arc run on day Express trains. T
4 Baggage checked through Fare alwaysas low as
by any oa er route. ttftsEetF4 Do .ftIkE
Secure Tickets ria the ERIE RAIL Way
which can be obtained at all principal ticket Offices
in the West. To Merchants this routeofers unequal
ed facilities for the shipment Of Freight.
Chicago Office, Ga Clark Street, GEORGE STARR
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New York Office, 240 Broadway, CHARLES p. CRAIG
Ticket Agent, A. II. WARD, Freight Agent.
Boston Office, Is State Street, JOHN s: DuSLAp, n
+. Agent. CHAS MlNOT Supt:
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MANHOOD HOW LOST, how how

6uf8I on the rcdicai cure {without M incl
~. - Of spefmatotrhasa, or Seminal Weak
ness, Involuntary Seminal Losses, Impotency Ne n
tai and Physical Incspaeity, Inpedi1as nts to Mar
riage, etc; also, Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits,
Induced by sefindulgence or sexual extrav "a nee
20 Price, in a sealed enye OPP, only cents.
The celebrated author in this admirable essay
clearly demonstrates rom thirty years successful
abuse may be radically cured without the dangerous
use of Internal ~ edleine the application of ths
knife-pointng out mode Of cure, at once simple
ferer, matter What his condition may be- ma
cnre himself che aply4 privately, and radically, g
EG~This Lecture should be In the hands of every
youth and every man In the hand. 8 - splfsolbs
Sent, under seal, In plain envelope, to any ad-
aress, postpaid receipt Of six cents or two posr
stamps. Address the publishers, g., -
-lhs7 eill n tepss ChAs. J. G. KLINE a co. sisi
IeI Bowsry, NV York, Post Office box 4ss8.
LIST fy-lt-2d ch 9-16y 80
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HOW ARD ASSOCIATION.
SEQ I'HIIApELPHYA PA fAis

Diseases Of the Nervous. Seminal. Urinary and
Sexual systems-nsw and reliable treatnent-gIn re
ports of the howARD socrA1sok Sent by mail in
Or. J. skILLIN HOUGHf0N, Howard Association.
No.3 souti, Ninth street, PhiladelphiaPa. f3Ia'l'
JAM Is ,is64-4S-i5. uBl'l 8cR hsgeg.g 9sst3d
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A SURE CURE.

Everybody being cured Of this distressing dis.
ease by the use of ie sifsa8qo 92Hs8 b-e L.
Dr. Strickiand's Pile Remedy.
q Read what those say who have use it
q Mr Charles w. Lapdram, of Louisville, and Mr.
}! r., iaxardees Cincinnati! o.. both were cured af
ter usirg one pot of Dr. Striokiapds PileRemedy -
They say they have tsiedeverytfIing hut could OBJ
tain NO relief but one Pot Of Stricklands Pile Rem
edy affected perfect cure after suffering for many
years With the worst Kind Of Piles. They commend
every one Who Il suffering tot try II IL eHk I
Sold by all Druggists. so cents per pot. Manufae-
tured at East Fourth street. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Sold by DR.. J, Taylor, w. b. Cpwaps an Peter
Utecht, Ottumwa, iowa. sl my26 '64 1910
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ERIE RAILWAY.

ERIE RAILWAY.
Greas. broad GuaRe Double Track
And Telegraph Route.
To Ner yorh. Boston, PhiiddelPhid, Baltimore,
Noris1ara, and al Eastern cities, carrying the
GREAT THROUGH IT, s. NAILS.
: EXPRESS Trains leave DuNKIRK BUFFALO on the
arrival of trains from the West via the LAKE SHORE
RAILROAD, Also from SALAMANCA on arrival Of trains
tern Raflsroy from Cleveland, o., giving Passengers
the advantage, from Dunkrk or Buffalo, or from
Cleveland, o., of Sir Foot Gauge, combining EASE
and COMFORT without change, in Wide, Roomy, Pal
ace Cars, direct to NEW YORK. perfection attain
ed by no other route. Et .F4@t y. PHI
FOR FREIGHT
between all points and WRIST, our facilities are
unryalled. Forming close and reliable connections
at DuNKiRy and BufFALO with Western roads, and at
SALAMANCA with the
Broad Gunge Atlnnfir and Great Western
Rail,7ay
Nv which route there is no TRANSFER between New
York and Cleveland.
- EXPRESS FRrIGHT TRAINS
leave New York daily for al points the West ma
other route. For Freight or Passage il ~ all
the principal Offices in the West, and at
"a Clark Street, Chicago.
$40 Broadway, New York,
90 South St., f. r., New York.
IS state Street, Boston.
B. W. BLASCHARD. CHAs. M1NoT,
GeuI FrtAst Gen'Isupt
w. r. BiRR, 4. S. SPENCER,
lat stg Gen'l Tic Art. Western Ag't,
Dec 81, 1863
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=-ANTt-CHoGER MIXTURE.
To- com rosi ion Of astrnyents, abso, hents shmn
la nts and carIninatives, which every physician az
know leiges IL the ony preparaion that win effect a
permanent cure OF Diarrhoa and Dysentary. This
Anti CbDlera Mixtureis now inpse in severalo our
army hospitals Where II gives The greatest sat isfc
ton Ithas saved the lives OF thousands of our sol
diers and citizens, nd we win guarantee IL 70 be
the hest remedy in the world for Diarthea and Dys-
EMERY.
Mr. Woods, of COyipgtop, KY, viii be most happy
TO satisfy any one as to the virtueof Strickand's
Anti Cholera Mixture in fact we have great num-
Der of testimonials from pail t6ts, who have been
cured after being pronounced incurahle by their
phvsfc ans some after taking only one bottle of
Strickland's Knti-Chciera Mixture. IF you suffer
with Diarrhea and Dysentery try one bottle.
.Esi ut Sol. ID IEsRS4 sssi IS lrzaEF
You ought not tobe withocf such valuable med
cine. The CileilnaI oDals mon, of April "a
says: that OF our soldiers have been saw
by the use of Strickiand's Anti-Cholera Mixture
For sale by Druggists at 50 cents per bottle.
For sale by J. T.. Taylor, w. ID. Cowan and Peter
Utecht, Ottumwa' Iowa 10-6-y
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For a Me icine that will Cure
TICKLING IN TN THROAT


I CHICAGO, ILLINOIS,
SyMproMS-The synp oras Of Catarrh as they
generally arpeaTa iss Bfst very slight. Persons
hpd they have cold fssf saey ys iren"e 81 a. a.,
peratur-. In this c2n dition, the nose may be dry,
or a slight discharge thin and acrid, aHerward he-
cemi ng thick and adhesive. the dis ease becomes
chronic TIE tisch argos are Increased in quantity
and changed in quality they are no y. thicS' aaa
heavy, and are ha vked or coEghed on rhe secre-
tiops are offensive! caiSing abad breath - nc voice
is thick AID nasal the eve: are weaS; he senses OF
the smeil is lrsseiiel or destroyed: deafness ne
queutly takes place, Another comlnon am lmpor
tant sypsptom OF Catarrh is, that the person Is
esiigs oiear Dis e ost in the mo antpg OF th,ck
or Shiny mucous. which has faAe's sAnwn Rom tae
head dur n q the night. Whenthis takes place, the
pers en- NAV he sure that his disease is ITS way to
the hugs and should lose .ifne in arrest ing y
The sboge ale but fsw af- +sle u,aty Catarrhal
symptoms,
4 sinais Battle uiu1st'a naohaA--fo5e uSsd three
times a day.
TRaThMO MAILS
From Hon. TRos J. Turner, Ex.Memher ofCongress
from Illinois late Speak OF filinnis tirn,e OF
A. NJ OF the State Of nhnss.
= Ia Era zH4 81 geFnEtPotT,, art. 81, 1853. :.
Dr. D, IL SEELYg:-Dear sir--ln reilly to our no
tice ofthe 10Th ast.. would say that was severe
Is afflicted with Catarrh for years, when became
ed with you anh bought two bottles of your
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bottle finished WAS completely cured. can
nei cirie to al Afflicted with Catarrh
m sResprcttu Is Yours, - rlio<. J. TURNER.
This is to- certify that In the use Of DR.. Seeiye's
Catarrh femetly,I experienced tiush relief, and
hay hea I'd many speak Of IT. as being inyaluabe
| for the cure o ( Catarrh.
| 'N.,ai : 4 Yours, &c, EDWARD ELY. Il
| Chicago, May 18th 1864.
From "pa .miy 1.-THE weil-known Halter, under the
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] DR. ID H. SEELYe Il Co: Gents-Your Catarrh
Remedy I have used and fully recommend il ,as the
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| il is a certain cure in all cases. fs#
| Chicago May 6. ASA. 49, JOHN PARMLY.
| For sale by Urs. W. b. CoWAN and J. l.. TAYLOR,
! ottumwa, Iowa July IL, lS64-y
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JARRETT HOUSE

U q
TIL Subscribers having leased the Above named
house, are making extensive alterations and I'm.
provements, suoh rs will place the house second to
none In the country. 1t is the only FIRST CLASS
Hotet In Burlington, 10 pieaeantIy located In the
center Of the business part of the city, and is only
two blocks from the Burlington Missouri, and G.
Il Q. r. r. Its rooms and table are unsurpassed
by any Hotel west OF New York. There Is connected
with the house fine Rsraand Billiard Room. where
the finest brands Of Wines, Liquors and Cigar s. and
Lill's Celebrated Preninm Ales can be found. There
Is also good Barber Shop and Bath Rooms attach
ed. Passengers arriving in town. either by beat OF
cars, will hnd OmuttvssAs and baggage Wagon to
carry thems elves and baggage 10 the House free OF
aUention 70 the wants Of their customers. and hope
by SO doinato make the Barrett House home for
the travelling public. HOOPER LONG.
Burlington, Sept, 1853. est s7-15n
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,4,,,gr, "a, PHI d RAKE 4 co. .ef4
:, 2vs Broadway.N. Y.
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HATS, CAPS, FURs,
FALL AND WINTER TRADE, 1864.

We are nov ready to offer to the Trade from all
sections of the West, large and very attr active
stock OF Hats, Caps, furs, Robes, GIekskin GLOW
and Miftaps Inn
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CITY OF PORTLAND.

In the Fear One Thousand Eight Hundred aud
SsEtyJoar.
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DoN'T DANcE.-A plain, nnlettered man,
from the back country, in the State of Alaba-
ma came up to Tuscaloosa, and on the Sab
bath went TO church. He selected seat in a
convenient slip, and awaited patiently the as
sembling Of the congregation. The service
commenced. Presently the music of a full
toned organ burst upon his astonshed ear ; he
had never heard one before. At the same
time, the gentleman who owned the slip came
up the aisle, with his wife leaning upon his
arm. As he approached the door of the slip
he mofioned the stranger to give place to the
lady. The movement he did not comprehend,
and from the situation of the gentleman and
lady, associated as 1t was in his mind with the
music, he Immediately concluded that cotil-
lion or French contra dance, or some other
dance was intended. Rising partly from his
seat, he said TO him: Excuse me, sir-excuse
me, If you please, / don't dance,
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CAUTION TO THE PUBLIC.

Every intelligent and think ing person must know
that remedies handed out nom general uso should
have their efficacy established by we'll sx De-
rienee IN the hands of regularly educated physi-
cian, whose preparatory study his him Tor all the
duties he must fual; yet the country Is flooded with
poor nostrums and eure-alls purpofting TO BE- the
best In the world, which are not only useess but al
ways Injurious. The unfortunate should be PARTIo-
uLAR In selecting his ply sicisn IL Is lamenfable
yet neonfrovertable fact that many syphititie APP
tents are made miserable with ruined constitutions
by maitreatment rom inexperienced ply sieians In
general praetice for IL is point generally conceded
agement OF these complaints should engross tx
whole time Of those who would be competent and
suceessiul in their treatment and cure. The inex-
portunity nor time to make himself acquainted with
their pathology, commonly pusrues one system, OF
treatment, In most cases making indiScriui na IN
use OF that sutiquased and dangerous weapon, Mer-
curry.
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ORIGINAL IDENTIry.-Professo @. OF one
OF our fourishing New England colleges, was
an able man, but unfortunately had hobby,
which he rode in season and out of season,
much to the annoyance Of the students. His
was an exceedingly fine spun metaphysical
theory, to the effect that the original identity
OF a substance is never lost by any trans-com-
munication or change which may take place
10 respect to the substance ITSELF
One lecture evening, after the worthy Pro-
lessor had expatiated at some length on his
favorite topic, an irreverent STUDENT asked
leave TO propose q question, when the follow
ing colloquy ensued:
Student.-You see this knife which I hold
in my hand?
Prof-Certainly.
Student-lf should lose the blade, and
haye a new one put 10 its place. would it be
the same knife afterwards?
Prof-Most assuredly.
Stndent.-Then IL | should subsequently,
lose the handle, and get it replaced, would i,
still be the same knife?
Prof-Certainly.
Student.-Then, IL some one should find
the original blade and handle, and put them
together, what knife would that be?
The answer Of the Professor is not re-
ported.
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For Sale.

nEE Express Wagon, nearly new, can be used
" for one or two Horses, IL has Pole and Shafis
complete. For price &C., call at No. Free Street
Portland. apr eodtf
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zRsMARxAsLz CURE ORA CASE or DRo

SY CURED BIZ MRS. MANCHESTER
This Is to certify that have been cured OF ths
Dropsy Of fiteen years standing by Hrs.l Maaches-
ter. have been to physicians In Boston, New York
and Philadelphia They all told me that they coui
do nothing for me, unless they tapped me, and az
sured me that by tapping ] could live but short
time. had made up my mind TO 10 home and live
aslong as could with the disease and then de- On
my way homo stayed over night In Portland with
. friend Of mine, and told them what my mind wa.
regard to my disease. They finally persuaded rns
to 20 and sec Mrs. Manchester. sho examined ma
aud told me my case exactly.
was 90 much astonishsd TO think that she to,., NJ,
correctly, that told her that would take her msdl
cines. not having the least faith that they would
me any good that should get the slightest relief
from any course whatever finally took the medi
cine and went home. In one week from the time
commenced taking tho medicine, had over tsres
gallons Of water pass In seven hours and my FOL-
low sufferers may be assured that Il was great relea
TO mo. had not been able to lie down In bed az
night before this for two years. Now l can lie do
with perfect ease. have taken her medicine
eight months, and am a. wen a. any man coule a
to be, and no signs Of dropsy. I would adyhoitS
that are sick TO 20 aud consult Mrs. AaacAs.s
even IL they have been given up by other
dcians. have sent her number OF cases Of oti
dhsases, and she has cured than also. Go and ~
for yourselves. I had faith. but now my AN.
cannot be shaked In her skin in telling and caring
disease. CHARLES s. HAnxox.
SARAH T. HARnor,
MAHr A. HARMON.
Suspov. Aosss. lpra3d.
Oyvrcn HouRs-Frcm A. n. tiubP. n.
saRl7 In Aoutsl eddy
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Splendid Pleasure Resort |!
THE WHITE HOUSE.

FORMERLY WILSON HousHl
D.. r. MILLER, ..PROPRIETOR
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In the Fear One Thousand Eight Hundred ana
Sirty.foar.
An Ordinance concerning Bonds ofthe Atlantic and
~ Lawrence Railroad Company heia by the City
of Portland.
Be IL ordained By the Mayor, Aldermen and Com.
mon Council Qf the Cffg Of Portland in Ctr CoHa.
eli assembled. as foiiotcs =
SIC. 4. Whenever the Atlantic and St Lawreucs
Railroad Company Its assigns shall deliver TO the
City Treasurer to be cancel any the certificates
Of City debt issued in aid of said Company under
coupons, paid or unpaid, belonging 10 the same il
shall be the duty of the City treasurer to surrend
or corresponding amount of the Mortgage Bonds
Of said Company, he'd by the City as collateral for
such debt and the certificate ofCity debt and ecu.
pons so delivered TO the City Treasurer shall be i'm.
mediately cancelled by him
SEC. 2. Ii the Atlantic and st. Lawrence Rail-
road Company, or 5 Assigns. eha deliver TO the
City Treasurer to be the property OF the City, any
OF the cerhcaies OF debt. or bonds of The State
Maiue, payable by the State at any ii ne not earl
than 1876 with tie unpaid coupons belop cling there
to- IL shall be the duty OF the City Treasurer TO ra.
eeiye the same and to surrender therefor CORES.
ponding amount OF the mortgage bonds of said Com.
pany held by the City rs collateral for the debt ia
Cured by the city in aid ofsaid Company under thu
act Of February 18th. 1852, and such certificate
bonds of tee State debt shall be held BY the ctt
Treasurer 10 meet the certificates of the City deb
Incurred under said act or may be exchanged foi
the same, with any holder, whenever IL can be don,
advania geouely TO the interest of the City under is
direction of the joint Standing Committee on FL
nance and in any certificate of the City debt
shall 40 be received by the City Treasurer he shat
Immediately cancel the same aud the coupons BE-
longing thereto.
JACOB MCCLELLAN, Mayor.
Copy Attest:
june 30-s2w j. III. HEATH, City Clerk.
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RULES FOR CONDUCT IN STREET CARS
For Men-First-Sit sidewise; this position,
besides taking up much space, will plant the
back against one immediate neighbour, and
thrust the knees against the other.
Second-Cross the legs and trip up any one
who may pass, and have your boots busted by
clean skirts.
Third-In crossing the legs let the toe of
your boot strike the shin of your opposite
neighbor
Fourth-Spit frequently on the floor: when
a number Of men engage in this performance,
1t shows unauimity quite novel In these reb-
ellious days.
Fifth-Sit with an arm behind the back of one
OF your neighbors: IT will render it necessary
for him to sit bolt upright; besides, the effect
from the street is very friendly. In the case
OF lady, il must be very gratifying TO her
friends 10 observe that a stranger has tsken
her under his kindprotection.
Sixth--Bully the conductor for some fault
OF the company. 1t is perfectly safe; he is
paid to be civil and he has to bear so much in
his long tour of duty that little additional
cannot make much difference.
For Women First-When one of yonr
own sex enters, contract your skirts as little
as possible, after having scrutinzed her criti-
cally 80 as to ascertain her social position.
Secoud-Skirts icing always clean, particu-
larry about the edges, arrange them so as to
spread over two or three people on each side.
Third-If man relinquish his seat in your
favor, do not acknowledge his politeness. To
do SO would prove that you are not used TO
civilty.
Fonrth-Children being AS attractive TO the
world at large as to their own parents, allow
them, with shoes or sticky fingers, TO make
any little afieetionate demonstrations to
strangers.
For Both Sexes The disposition OF parcels
SO as 70 be in other peoples way, and of un-
brellas so as to drip on any one but yourself,
is almost too obvious 10 mention. We con-
clude by remarking that as selfperservation
10 natures first law, so the first law OF good
breeding is TO make ones self as comfortable as
possible, regardless Of the consequences.
philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
The Portland daily press., 1864-07-07

To Let.
ONE STORE in Cats Block
" Apply to II. I. MAcBIN,