Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1864-12-08
Replies to Contributors.
By JOSH KILLINGS.

PsRKIys: have red yure peas on
"Wimmins Rites THIN and thru. anil
must say that Inv 1t. In nv opinyun
wimmen has rte I'll dew eny thing well
but saw wood; sawin wood amt Their style;
speshialli if the sawbuck is a hi wun, it
must NORTH 10 wust wa.
HAROLD: Iure genus Is not fully
born yet; when it gifts born think yu will
be peck. You have got imagnashun
euuff tew keep a livery stable. Your
landgunge is little to florid; did YIN ever
travel in Florida? Tri agiu- motifs one
of yure lines has 10 feet into it, and the
next one has only feet inches. list six
inches short Sum poiks air born. and
sum air manual ,ureI, the manufactured
ones are the most stiddyist, tia amt so ap
20 kcnker after min, juleps. Yu ought to
go up garrett when yon prak,is, moste awl
good poeckry has been rt NJ garrett.
ADsoLUM: Yure letter came saif ,u
hand In repli beg leaf to stait that i
am not the Edditur. think the edaitur.
If be waz tew hum. wud give yu employ
ment. The sample ov yure stile. which
you enkloze, Is smoothe. Iu are evident
la slippery writer. There il CRATE de-
mani. iist nov, for contributors: there's
the sanitara fund, the General Mcclellan
pus fund, and the furrin mission. and the
pints and bread for ireland and pasific
raIe rode stock aud swords for Brigadier
Generals, and soup fer the suffering, and
the taxes; you had better come rite on, w
kant fail tew get sum of these Jobs.
kespeckfulla yurs-J. b.
A1Lo: Mex week we shall give yure
continents on Gof to the publik think
list edzactly az yu dew; John B. Golf is
huge on iektur. He has got the art ov
mOtioning out what he SEE AMI what he
don't sa. lie wui make a fust-rate
theatre. One of his lekturs wud read
agood deal Ito a man who dill not
understand musk) like the notes of
yankee doodle. You kant REFUGE what
he .sez tew riting. emmy more than yu
kan play sky rocket on a jni.e harp.
You never saw emmy thing he ever ced in
nnze paper, @ re. orter might az well
undertake tew rite up the report ov 6
shooter. az tcw report him. Kant inform
yu. credibly, how much mummy he ha.
maid lekturiny, aw can say IL if he
gets $4,000 mite, and textures 500
mites in year it amounts tew $4,000
snnooally. / kant inform yu tew ded
certaintee whether he IL married or not; If
he is married i'll bet a sctn ov hens eggs
that kurtain lektur in that familee
would't pa for the advertizing.
HARD ROAD: Your essa has some good
hits into it. bat it is not inst the thing for
religions nuzpapsr, like ours: seal it to
jFILkes' Spirit. a paper that knows how
to talk boss. / will merely suggest that
pedigree is not important for a fast trot-
ting boss; il he kin trot fast never mind
the pedigree. There IL CRATE many fast
men. even, who haint got no pedigree.
Thare amt much art in driving trotting
boss; Jest hold them back hard, and boiler
them ahead hard that's awl. A boss will
trot the fastest down hill. espeshille If
the britching brakes. Kuller is no krter-
ion. | have seen awful mean bosses, Of
all KILLERS. except green; never Gee
mean one of this kuller. Hosses live tew
an honorable old age, and have oftin
seen them that appeared fully prepared
for death. Heathins are alwsis kind tew
bosses; it IL only amung Christian people
that boss haz tew trot miles heats in
hot da, for S25, 900 In kounterfeit mua-
nv.