Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-03-16
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cause you want TO get his autograph.
THE New York Courier says Presldent
lincoln beats Caligula in appointments
The Emperor took horses, but the fresiuene
selects ---.
Mr.. CHASE is called ssThe Father Of the
Greenbacks.n If so, he has good many
illegitimate children. g{s
E WoULD apromissery note which Is made
payable at sight, be legal tender to an IN
mate Of blind asylum.
AS the President win not come to terms
upon the great question of the time, let tne
people resolve upon his coming to but one
Presidential term.-Lou. Jour.
GEN. WrTKowsKI, mayor of Warsaw, Po-
land, recently issued 600 invitations to a
ssball of reconciliation" Only ninety ac-
cepted, Including eleven Polish ladies, not
one OF whom knew how to dance; ana con-
sequently, the Russian officers, Ior tne ns wans
with each other.
r a Nxw ORLEANS letter says there has
been, no doubt, in the South, wonderful
infusion of new Northern life. The next
crop of speckled human hybrids will make
! this manifest.
SPEAKING of the recent coal discoveries IN
Minnesota. the st. Paul Pioneer says their
value is beyond estimate, for coal Will do
more to develop the resources Of our young
State than could all the gold In Idaho.
AN eminent divine preached, on Sunday
morning. from the text "Ye are children OF
the devil,n and in the afternoon, by funny
coincidence, '1Children obey yourparents."
A MAN in Albany gave $500 piano to
the Sanitary Fair-took one ticket himself
in the lottery, and got the piano! Lucky
dog! .~,
HIGH bounties do not always serve to
strengthen the army. The Rochester Ameri-
can of Friday, mentions the escape of six
teen recruits with $305 bounty each, and
adds that on the same day there were two
hundred and fifty absentees from the I'D
cavalry, who had pocketed $1o,OOo inlocal
: bounty.
A CHURCH BLowER.-The first bell in
Haverhill, Mass, was purchased in l78l;
before that time there was arsingular sub
-stittite, as appears by vote passed in 1880:
s.That Abraham Tyler blow his horn half
an hour before meeting time on Lords day
and lecture days; and receive one pound OF
pork annually for his services from each
family"
A MODEL NorE.-A civil suit has been
brought before a Chicago justice on q note
which read as follows: 49,
~ = 2 s'CHIcAGo, -
s.I nromise TO nav Thomas Mitchell the
sum of nine dollars. SO quick / get the mon
ey. A. SCHLOssEN."
R,w.pn ov IunY.x.
ne os tbe incoln resolutions
aitel !ts yl,v a,,s Ra, eoislatnre the other dav.
ti .Is pras;dert cent info the Senate the nom,
:e.;a,, sno ns fnur Indiana Colonels to he made
4p.is,sd;er Generals. The fine Courtesy
witch marks this act shows the injustice
which Is done the President by those who
assert that he is not up in his etiquette.
Do,,x,co. the harlequin. going to see
rnno Wv 81 sumner .fixed bis ewes ON
J;sh hs - nartridgee' The kinc. who was fond
~ s III 'acasincs said' s(5iye that dish 10 Do
m y,,n;ecn y Z. and the partridges. foo. sire?r-
Louis, being pleased with his wit, replied:
slAnd the partridges, too." The dish was
gold. ~ as7..sss .eer
II, tto hao;rn;ng of the war a natriotic
,.aS,sdv sv ;T h.r deaire 10 emulate the ths cano
erositv of many citv goyernments and
other cornoratioi,s IN Continuing the wages
~ absent soldiers. gave notice that If any of
her boarders wished TO enlist. She would all
.nas. h,a,.d Iii - ,.,,,, r;o,ht ~, oil ~ q
time they were gone, the same as if they re-
manned! s'a fia8 -e,las tesS A8tt1 I
s,v.x,xc NJ Old Abe,slast call for troons
,ho Lanicn andcn y;sss =; @ savs @ @No GA As;atis wnn
srcb ,c syas aver INC more maenificent IN IN his % mo-
ssss.,s - 81 ,,,;i;tarv n,,mhe1s than tba chief of
LIONS y ,,,n';nsn i rsnocracv s" To s,'e suaaI u, ~
sy,,e;n e, y iess ti,an hundyels n thp,,sands
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stn, Ta...;s. that ~ Pav yrr p,,s Jay s.'''o
- x',s,oSe S . 9ssissrv nina w ,st ths Iats
q ssrf 5d made q the following remark: Js W III had
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ne nepupncans thus: lst. Inc Red kepub-
LEANS WHO VINO ~ ior Fremont. "a; The deep
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