Arizona miner., 1864-03-09
THINGS WISE & OTHERWISE

Mas PENNINGTON naturally reqnests Ike never be picket for see in every paper they are driven in {; aud ever they drive you in, you'll stick" AN old lady who had great aversion ao rye in any form says GnaG nov they have got Co making t into waiskey, ehe can take little now and then" TIE edtsoz of paper says he can generally manage hy hook or by crook. to get up pretty good paper, Prentice says he does it principally by hook.
 .DonsrlcEs," describing 6 New York boarding hease, says yoa cen always tell when they get new kitchen girl by hs color Of the hair in the biscuit Auoxa tle Bosnans the gis of ring was badge sis liberation from slavery Married people best exalain whether it is 80 among the moderns
 cobweb marriage is Ehua noticed by one of our CO., tfgOrares :-' Married last week John Cobb to Miss Kts Weeb." Look out for Che little spiders
 LATE ariier cys that the skies of Italy are bluer esan anything he eVer saw with the exception of Mise smith eyes. Eas SHlish is tue young woman he sts up with
 LADY meeting girl vho had lately left her ser. vice nquired Welt, Mary, where do you live now - "Please, ma az9" answered the girl, !" l don't live nOw-eI ID married"
 WHEX Sheridan taught school, he had in one of his c,asses boy who always read pstFdges s0E patriarch 'Stopp exclaimed Che way of teacher, '.you shall not make game of the patriarchs :"
 PAssEvoan, having hired boat to take him across efatheg rough stream asked the IFish boat man if anybody was ever lost there. Nivyir," re plied Pat ne brother was drowned here last week but we found hina again the next day"
 euAs. DIcEBEs in a recent article, saye grea stitched battle is seldom more deadly to men than th yaety of London season is to the pale army of girls who live by he most wretched fripperies of fashion and fewer perhaps, die by the. bayonet than by th ueedie-
 THE puKs oF H. had a son. student at the Bona zTts iyGeum. At the distribution Of the prizes, thi son returned home without single one, at which tn duke was very angry. "GO, Sir said he to him. ''g 10 bcd-go ock yourself up in your room, end brin me the key
 AN outside passenger by coach had his hat blow oyer 8 bridge and carried away by the stream. "Is not very g1tar, said he to gentleman who wa seated beside him. 'that my hat took that direction "N0t ai a replied the latter ''t is natural that beaver should take to the water"
 THE Prince of Wales has very fair start in tn world for young man. His Cornwall estate has yielC cd #S,5D0O)0, his landed property gives an income Sl25000 Parliament votes him SjO0,OO0 year whi his mother lives. besides $2j0,000 for Mrs. Wales spend Add to this very pretty wife and n goo prospect being King of England some day, aud tl Prince can be considered "forehanded."
 THE Boston Journal says friend of Gener Graut informs that when rallied recently about u persistent Ise of his name by the New York Hera tOu the Pf sidency he said Il aspire only to one p htical office. When this is I mean to run f. Mayer (alena (his place of residence) Aud if cleo e1 intend to have the sidewalk fixed up between n house aud the depot"
 IHE Cincinnati Commercial says "Give to the B veriaR his peer, 10 the Frenchman his light wine 1he giis man his brown stout to the fire-eater gkt8i. to the Nantucket whaler his ru Hff f you wonl warm the heart make u
 3ngue and hearty the grasp of the true
 Daniel Boon, cali up from the depths of 70
 and p0Ir out for hin, in 0YesaoWing me.
 K and honey of bis happy Cansaa-ps
 ted imperial Bourbon