, 1864-06-12
WANTED 4 PARTNER.
The Lawyer and H1bernisn-The Libel sult-
In tie Qultsr-l Nember Of the Two
Barrel Party-Isby sr not
Toby,

Toby.
AnorG The many short " and ~ NJ annals OF ths
poor" which have been given to the world from the
days Of Iegh Richmond down to the pres ent tlus
inclusive, there ia none, perhaps, conveying q
more bitter ensample Of the depths Of innate de-
p.avity, than the subjoined narrative.
For tts authenticity We dare not vouch, less We
should have the secession gang down on a. in ano-
ther libel suit, which Just now seems to be their
5oTft, though We opine they will ind it to be their
eee"k 1otts before they close their legal career
We Will however state, that wehad it from an s'io-
tctf'gent cout1ahand," which is exnety ths nature
OF our story-eontraband intelligence We will
ca11 no names, because hat might be ubelont, YOU
know.
In the city Of Chicago lives gentleman, who
certainly Gid not 81: for the portrait Of Ro1e1to n
Ntaroto. thuuFa lis pr9tean phases might we'll
,susgsst sa'sn,c sersa,!ity Hs deals IN l.w and
myeterien 'br't of lot only in the courts where
zach e1hlt4tuLe sre paid for but h the legislative
of 5nsi sS ,hs
Here hie Eolee il aiFAys for wat-on peaee basis
and hfs learning goes far towards dispe'ling the
in!elecsnal darkness which some hare fancled to
reign IN the Council Chnmbe1-aiter the Gus is out
He has elso devoted much time to aece9ta1nIng the
mechanical laws governing the construction OF
gridttcns. Intending to commence the manutae-
1nre thereof and take ont patent thereon, which
f ai% T., e 5issy Rs'?n;2 r., sees '?s
eoS ns px e ess Fs & s
In mc1fins that exclamation, drawn from lie iIps
Of the Pope At their nEst interview "Cgaedtant.'
said his Holiness, and the remark Was followed BY
. torrent Of dcy eloquence which elici' ed from
the sacred Lips the second word 1ra1sdisnte' .
Napoleon was honozed; 20 will be II D1apo'o.
His tsaSls powers % AZ not yet 50 well recognized
awhile and yon shall see him in all his glory. He
Was born ior stxge greatness, but waited long ere
It Tas @ shfgst npon hin The mantle @ hss hoEevsr,
to assume the management Of new business,
as already indicated in the TaBus1-wiL bring
out play OF his own composing. and sust1iu q
prominent part In its representation.
a day ortwo ago the manager WIS seated IN his
once counting Ger thepronts OF the new scheme
footing up Of : iong column Of 6sures. and hts an
face beamed with delight as he scanned the total
like a latin hexameter-on hla fngess-when his
Come IN" says the msnseeE, and the :. raven -
enters. We need not describe the visitor; his
Language viii sufficiently indicate the man.
Nandee1-What do you wish, sirl
TtM-T-1 heard yeZ was atther open!nt new
theayter mister manager, and as want to be dong
Ittle in ths: line meself-eass TO neself, says
4 saas os hs se sers estsi snd ha S
.Man.-I dan't know 10 what you refer.
1nog it, Il ti.s setn up 1afas e. 70
libel euit ii which the TnTRCNE IL to take ths
crate characthcrf An its me. Sbamus O'Donorin
throd on tie ttail " ne cost bad iaeS:to tie spa
poems there, TINT don't know the differ betune g
g1ntlemun an magyar. Pc the beard Of Moses
them sbnrely. An 70 see misther manager, / tis.
thought II yee wanted partner in that same, I'D
Man.-Whst's Tie matter! You eeem to want q
lawyer rather than partner. What have theI
''1s W.'9zh, bad scran tu,l 'un, they've ru.uea
wicked wu1ld, widout hsvin' me charicthe1 callet
in question, m now twecpse ehnluu1- TuRr
BrNE's bin hurt1u me serare1y. Ye see nisther
little bit nv difcushin wid shtlc1r, befn' littl
T Ea1orlous whin pleece comes in ntlodges rs II
the sawdnsht, We wint befoor the eh1nier in th
the necsht day that papaE tould the Rhole ahtory
| and more befoken.
Man@Wh{, K1, *hst @,s dtd V j.. T. ssy; -,
aehk me that same wid .yef own ugly mug (sensa
tion). The spalN ems eaid AZ how the pleecs founi
me in he g9tthss w1a me clothes t2Fn to rigs ant
the ehIllaleh tn1ol his feht, an bis knees on N.
shtumuct, that ! thin thfied me besht to turl
nSt couldn't % nndn a. tn ,ane drsd to ou
him four hundh.et dollars to give me 8 fair snake
| This was slarder an It was not thrue though I
would have been I'd been able to awe SO mucl
trum the whisky- But 5e see, misther manyger.
me religion niyer to 70 to work till me wages IS III
gone from the laBht week. An that reminds m
TINT its dhry talking, an + ye've got dhrop O. tn
c1aythur III be much Obliged to ye.
The MANAGER, belonging 10 the two'bottle part!
himself and having bottle holder in the office 10
the 7Tnes) reaches sane Of the llfegiviuc fluid
his brother Democrat and would.be. tragic partner
and requests him to proceed-homeWArd-p -polltel,
| Informing him that his services will not be re
qulred as the cast is perfect without him, and iron
certain niegiytngs the manager has had on tn
subject, he thinks he can handle the profits him
sell; :; IN short, u he tefsely expresses 1t, "Yo
may put them In your eye and see none the Wors
Tor !"
The 1nanacer IL in Il unsudarT. The infer IN.
made has upeet his equanimity, and he begins L
cogitnte on the work heiure him. His theatric,
avocations cause him involuDtarl1y to I'LL back o
the famous sol1loQuy Of Hamlet a. the vehicle I
hle ddeas, and be vents them thus:
q nos e L ns g
| The slufa and accufailcns OF the TRHBuhX,
| Or to take Law :Enlnss tbe corps Il EaItnss,
And y connoeneat end shem 40 .sue-zet dan
No 1nofe-apd BY snit to tay We end
van Ha1ea % tes S Bout Ut ne % md aotanee9 s''f'e
l fI1s = contamination
nevously TO BE- wished. 70 sue;-Ket damage
70 Is S sy
+ Ers lhsse h. - sannit d q Of u: q les.l r. eol!
For Who would bear nerseonrelnks Of shoss p.ool
The ecorn OF Copperheads, good meas contutaely
hs g s9 asis'
| Ey putr1uE th EN- IN prison.
a friend suggests that :.The manager in d1fHcu
titt" Wy be r tie ti,e Of the third plese to 6e Or
may not be reduced to this extremity, az that
cure to be.iollowed by t'The Manase1fat loas;'
| Nhlch Gaze the character OF Injured IN no sense
will be an inappropriate selection.