Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1864-04-06
sPRCULATIONIN "COPPERss,
Kxperieucs of MIR. Job Sass.
Frem the Boston Traveller.

Frem the Boston Traveller.
WALLPoLE, mass march 17.-18 81.
MIsTUR EDDITUR: Wun O. My nabor
J hsvin Maid CRATE speckelashun In kop
per mining Sheers and bin abel in Konse
quence tharof ~ pay OFF lott Of Old detl
wat his creditors had Kounted ss GUIDE az
go much monry Lorst, i thort Wun Dey
larst spring, as how i Wud 60 to boston
and try My luck ct the same Kind O. ven.
tur. Not, by no means, that am in debt
to no Man tu the Vally Of Pistereen, butt
felt ss Tho it was Incumbent on 8wl Of
Us tn make swl the mummy out of These
highfslutin Timss $50 tn speek) sfore thar
Is grand Dustin Uup, and everybody
will git Tu actin on the principel of lettin
the devil talk the hinemost (exkuse the
simplicity of the simily, but its nifty Apt. }
wall, IS Was a ssyin, i stsFted OFF For
bostin with the determineshun tn "Maik
hey vile the sun shiues" as the farmers
sey, & akordinlyi hurried doun tu state
strete, arter leavin the kars as Forst ss mi
2 legs kud karry me, & About the Furst
thing See was the Sine Of mister -,
"stock and Exchange broker" and sezz
Tu Myself, this is The very place t1 pur-
chase my sheers," & wilhou stoppin tn
knock at the Dore, or maxim any pFelimi-
nary hurish whstsumever, pusht boldly
in, with My hand on my Pocket book,
Kontainin betWixt & 400 dollars on the
desdhsm Bank. & all ont the sirnins Of
the old Farm.
at furst waz leetel skeered, For had
pioktured out boston Brokur tu bee sum-
thing no honest man Kud luke on without
1 in hr,Ah
lily hev misstook fur preacher Nv the gos-
Pill, bein drest AWl in blsk, with high
standin Dickey, & his kountynance sWl
kivered with smiles, & q voice ss musikal
Of Syren's.
but had no Tyne to spend in erittici-
zin Personal appearances, wish srter awl
amt Nv no CRATE akount, as The wurld
goes nowdeys. so with reglsr necker-
nothin are, Proceeded at wunce tn biz
ness.
in the Fust place axsd miself how
Menny hopper mining kumpanies Thar
was in swl, & the man sed That up tn that
dey Thsre wsz jist 9S on 'em.
"Well" Fezz j, as haint Brot mummy
Enuf tn 60 into 'em swl Tu wunoe, CESS
as how i'll talk 'em kind O. Alphabetically. |
wat hev Ye got that begins with AZ"
ne replide that he Had no sheers himself |
In eny wun on 'em, but Wud step out and |
buy for me Jist wat struck My fancy. |
then sed, ego & Git me somethin wat be- |
gins with A."
he then menshuned the s.acktun mining |
Kumpany Wich he sed kud bee Parchaced |
for dollars sheer, anu he axed me IL |
Wud bi reglsr or Buyers 0sshun.
81 amt sgoin to doc ennything irreglsr,
sezz i, " fut wat on Airth do ye Mean By
buyin Sheers buyers opshun ?"
& ne Telled me if parchssed in That
ere Wey wasn't obleeged to take the sheers
Till the very lsrst doy of the Time bot on.
we'll that sort O. Tradin' Ii sed tn Him. |
kind O. tuke my fancy, for in case the
sheers fell sway in Vsliy, afore the Op-
shun run out, Kud gin the bargane up tu
WUnst.
at that He kind O. fsred up, las Thortl
& sed as How the sheers must be Pade fur
emmy wey.
"wat2" sezz j, "if Buy 'em of We tn
dey for dollaes, & 2 munths afterwards
kan git 'em for or 4 sbude be such a
tsrnal Fool as tn KUN tn yu For the sheers
sur, (seze j. kun From the kuntry it is
True, but thare are greener men than Job
Sass abOwt, for awl that" Ii wsz detarm.
ined tn let him know that wasn't IN Be
bsmboozled even by boston Brokur.)
the upshOt ont it waz bot q hun
dred Sheers in scktun mining kumpanv
without no opshun, but Tuke aud pade the
reddy munney Rite strait down like q
Honest man, & wen Hauled out mi pockit
book, tn pay for the sartifcate, i kudnt
Help lukin up at mister -, tn See wat
effeckt the site Of snch q pile O. Bills on
the old deadhsm Bank Wud hav on him,
but tn mi ehagreen he TUX no more notice
Of the Display, than though the pockit
book had bin Wsdded with SO much waste
paper.
we'll. Gin mister -, $50 dollars
Foo the sheers, and was on the pint O. goin
Orf, wen he observed that the kormishun
for his sarvices kun Tu dollars & IA.
started Back in unslloyed amazement,
for Wbare live 8 man has tn skratch
frum sunriqe tn sunset Afore he kan airn
B dollar and III here wsz this krit-
Lur who hadn't Dun wurk enuf tn start
wun drop Of perspirsshbn on his Massive
brow. chsrgin me Dollars & IA for
bis sarVioes, and sbowt 80 minits Of his
lime. psde Him, but az went out His
lore Gin him luke that must q gone
klean thru in his Bak bone.
in another Letter, mistur Edditur. i viii
3in ye The reksult Of my speckulashun in
Aektun mining kumpsny.
JoB. Sass,