The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1864-09-05
PUEoH's PERSONAL" COLUMN.

PUROHS "PBRSONAL' COLUMN.
81 no dRANDMAMMA cRUsTY CAT HAS
blue theps. Don't come.
~ woMBArs HAS no TAus. F.zs.
~ PRANK. you HAVE BEEN wATCHED-ASD
found not worth watching
~ wlGGLEs HAs SPLIT. BEEF m.
Fe- KATE PHOTOGRAPH RECEIVED AND YOU
Nh 10 ~ d,hty s1uut. You are ioI Igiyon. Get
WV ~ q llul heI2. S9LEls.
Ew- HUME. - THERMOMETER UP TO sSrFF.
'PIHA Lol zero nunquam cst ad bonos mores. flrc
tE- wAPsuor TIzzLKGfG BARAnBAs VAN now
lfss nmekn nks y 10 yubblc woubleby law bacon cry
dress, liverpool, asDooro. ssr,rs.
tn ~ the GENTLEMAN WHO DREW An ~
foncc on tuesday and drew go correctly mat j. clear
ne cannot be Royal Acad mCinn. Is as able 60 draw
Sheque, he may send Il 70 impccunosa, pos rsiial'o
Kcgcnts rmk.
TB- LosT-THE HALF or A FIVE POUND NOTE.
OF which the advertiser had previously the other hall
snd preferably whole one Address Rod5tigk Do5 tRe
Mlnoiies.
IE-LosT, BY a LADY. At LEAST MISSING. ron
30 BE- absurd 60 say NAT ,ho have o. as she ok
was pcieng her to ooK al several t8ngs az tRc sama
llme ana was past her husbands dinner hour, and he
quite sure neither Il cequc or note but ID must hays
RapSiCe Which ,be eaa no ,g5 'Sogp, ,
3l YEA 9tfE95 e.d penny and dld not and Il was on
ht gay OF neHuItututal etc or else the Crystal Palace
Concert Please send It TO her house, and enclosed 10
horclt
,E-LosT, TWO hours WAITING FOR TWO la
any moro No fun er reward VIII bo offered s.
sE- LOST, A PoRTMONEAIE, SUPPOSED IN AN
Atlas Omnibus IL contained nothing Of any very great
and some love verses cut from ihe Tamy Herald COM
hotalnd Area, ~, Lycurgus Cottages, Somorstown.
~ THE EXECUTOR (oR EXECtrrroYERJ. or
SAMUEL HALL supposed to have nnaly disappeared
IN connection with an unlega zed arrangement Or equal
nt
Is requested to communicate with his representatives
care Of Barney Aarons Esq, noundsdch II the event Of
session Of the above. nnot, never mind.
~ RED GERANrUM. ] SAID WILT I MEANT.
should not speak to You again in the train but am Snsle
deeply anecllonate, and though have no tin, expect
auhe TO Pensvc James, BlotCher and Scratchio law
statoneIs. Mle.end.
81 APOLOGY no SLAP RANGER. EsQ.-sfR, IN
ing my heao the presence OF females at the Music in
on @ satIaay night for saying In an unguarded instant
was no gentleman numby recall that objection
able 'entmen which was only prompted by the Of
the moment and Of the room and OF the iced lemonade
te snob and regret using expressions as are deroga
tory and you msy publish this. MOSES sNEAKER.
Witness, Bon ADin BLAzEs Lrfsh Natire MhtfaJ.
TB- COURT OF FIRST INSTANCE, BoULoGNE-
on the complaint Of AIRY Shook English subiect and
Nanlier Of coWpOir that stPeTigord French subject
ana periume lately sold him CONNECTION the name
o. creme de RhnoccrOs, warranted to mako the youth
Considcrne that the hair Of Shook hath turned green by
force Of such CONNECTION. -
Considering that green hair may nure Shook in his
business, by promoting the rdicule The frivolous who
are the chief customers OF Shook 8 master.
The Court doth order, and make Il record igg
p lu7 charge for entering three franc six centmcs that
Perg0rd shall rub into Shook, franco, pot OF his Hic
DHppopofd1Hus, day by day, tll compensation. LANE
(HW"ici).
eF- FOUND, LATELY, SOMETHING RATHER
elegant 10 prevent fraud the advertiser declines being
more particular In The description and i Is not claimed
In wcntyf0ur hours her conscience VIII be satisfied and
che means to keep H. n. B She w not look adyer-
lsomen for six months nom this time. Address A. b..
London.
Eg- LATRo,-wHEN FIRST MET THEE WARM
and young, little thought thou wOuldst be hung Pause
and repent my thevsh friend line thou wilt do
pend
rB- THREE HUNDRED POUNDS REWARD WILL
DO given anybody who will reveal the OF prevent
ing tho publication of any novel whose interest Is
based UPON the violation Of the sixth, seventh eighth
commandment. Address Pateriamillas, Anywhere.
gE- FAST YOUR FEARS MIGHT HAVE BEEN
disspaed II you had not been yourself Proceed 10
the Chy OF Bladud and obtain artificial badness.
II JOHN i HAVE MADE NEW WILL AND
your only benet under II wifi be inmats OF the
AsJ lum Tor Idiots, TO which have left what had meant
for Ou, Bless you