The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-11-10
He for Salt River.
The fast sailing A No. Clipper SIM
REBELLION,

REBELLION,
DE YOUNG, Master, having nearly all her
freight and passengers on board, Will have
quick dispatch for the head Of the Salt. The
REBELLION stands at the head other class,
is thoroughly coppered, and was built with
s view to the comfort of those who, from in
clination. or demands of business, desire to
make the rough voyage. The REBELLION
will T. Ike the route via Richmond, where she
will be Joined by feet of transports having
on board the ''erring brethren and sway
ward sisters" of the South, who attempted
10 "depart in peace" but could not The
feet will be safely conveyed by the lucky
rebel gunboats which have been so success
fnl in escaping the shot and shell of the Union
ISIS. on board one of which ample and safe
provision has been made for the acccmmoda-
tion of our hero. Little Mac, who has kindly
consented TO take command of the expedition.
All who are opposed to coercion; all who
are opposed to arbitrary arrests; all who are
opposed TO an interference with freedom OF
speech and of the press, when employed for
the comfort of cur southern brethren; all
who are opposed to the draft; all who are
opposed to that unbearabe tyranny which
pern,its "Abe Lincoln's hirelings" TO roll
up sech tremendous majorities against US !;
ali who are opposed to soldiers votes; all
who are in favor of bounty jumping and 80
the South getting its rights" and of the Dem
ocracy holding all the Offices and enjoying
all the pap, are cordially invited to examine
abe superior accommodations of this ship, be
fore seeking passa ge in other bottoms. The
REBELLION viii carry papers which will
protect her from the craft which are laborlng
for the success of our southern brethren, on
the high seas. The officers of the Re BEL
LION, being all men of enlarged experience
in the Salt River business, and it being fix-
cd thing that net a single "woolly head viii
be permitted or board, those mourning over
hopes deferred so indefinitely, have every
assurance Of "a high old time" on the voy-
age, and a season CT Democratic freedom
when the REBELLION arrives at tS port
of destination.
For freight OF passage, which should be
secured early, apply at the Monroe Demo
craf Office. or TO either of the following off,
,,ors or ,be REBELLION:
DE YOUNG, Master, who viii also pre-
side at the Organ of the party.
BURNETT, lst Officer, who will superin-
the tuning of the Organ, and the distribution
Of Congressional faVors.
EILENBERGER, ID Officer, who will
bring comfort to the dropping and sleep To-
wearied, by an occasional repetition of that
same old speech.
HOLMES, Steward, who viii enliven the
voyage with the sprighty jokes snd spirit
stirring songs for which he is so famous.
STORM, Captains Clerk, who will occa-
sionally explain how he managed to escape
from Stroudsburg with his lie, alter haV'ag
freely expressed his sentiments about Old
Abe.
The BOOK PEDLER, whose speeches rang
so famously during the campaign, has kindly
consented to act as Cook for the voyage. AS
he received his culinary education under the
iworld-renouned Tom Pepper, passengers
viii have no reason to find fault with their
seasoning.
1t is also expected that an amateur vocal
ist Of some celebrity, who will be on beard,
will add spice to the meriment, by an occa-
sional rendering of MOL Wad." with yaria-
tions.
uSecure your tickets and be on board
early.