Arizona miner., 1864-05-25
VARIETIES.


A LITTLE boy upon whom bis mother was inficting
personal chastisement- said Give me two or three
more mother, don't think can behave well yet"
LITTLE Daisys mamma was trying to explain to
her the meaning Of a smile, Oh yes know" SAID
the child. " Il is a whisper OF laugh"
AprEcTtoNAre PARENT Remember, Bobby u is
Tho early bird that catches the worm. Bobby-1es,
Poppy, but how about the worrum
JosEv being rather remiss in bis Sunday school
lesson the teacher remarked that he hadn't very
good memory mo maam' said he, hesltatlng |
1but I've got frstrate forgettery"
Grandma" said an intelligent but crafty child
do you want some candy = Yes dear should IKE
some Then 60 to the shop and buy me some, and
] will give you part
NV son, haven't ! told you thre times TO go ana
shut that gate said father to four year od.
Yes and haven't | told you three times that /
wouldn't do IT, You must DC stupid.
AN urchin, suffering from the application OF the
hrch said Forty rods are said TO be q furlong.
know better let anybody get such q licking as I've
had and they'll and out that one rod makes an acher
LITTLE boy, while coming down stairs, eau
toned by his mother not TO lose bis balance. His
question " b ch followed was puZz'eJ Mother y
vas 10 lose uIy Daisncr. WiieFs aais,i Is 50 %
A CuIxrss boy who was learning english, coming
across tie aassaee Ia his testament we have pipeo
upta YOU. nd ye have not danced rendere u tAUs
jump
LITTLE girl of three years was saying her prayers
vhei hes little brother about fonr years Old Game
silly ehind and pulled her hair without moving 1et
head sine paused and said, " Please, Lord, excuse me
minute while kick Herby
"uA." sad little girl to her mother, do mel
want to get married as much as the women
s'Pshaw what you talking abont 2"
81 Why, ma, the women who come mere are AWAY
talking about getting married-the men don't do So
WHAT do you mean, you little rascal? Z" exclaimed
an individual to mpudent youth thar mad selze'
him bv the nose in the street "Oh nothing only
am going to seek nv fortune, ard father told me 7
sleze hold of the first thing that turned up
SAYS little three.year old Ruth, " Papa, please bu
me a new muf, when you 60 to Boston
Sister Minnie standing by, says oa are 100 It'll
Am too little 10 be cold 2" reoins indignant Ii.;
Ruth.
OK the occasion eff magic lantern exhibition, th
scene the children OF Israel crossing the Red Se
was given. and the small children were asked II the
could tell what it represented. One little fellow mm
diately sang out Burnside crossing the Rappahal
nockt
Il LITTLE boy once said TO his aunt . Aunty,
7 should think that Satan must be an awful sight
trouble to God" He must be trouble enough. J
deed, should think" she answered IL don't s
how he came to turn out so when there WAS no de'
TO pat him up to it! said the urchn'
A LECTURER, wishing to explain TO q little girl {
outerown it, said, What do you do when you TIA
outarown your clothes You cast them aside do y
not " oh, no replied the little one 1--WE let 0
the tucks 2 -
OgE very dark evening IN London link.boy ask
DIR Burgess the preacher whether he would have
light mo" replied the doctor :" am one Of
lights of the world !" 81 wish, then" rejoined I
boy that you were hung up at the end OF the alie
live il, for II is dark enough there"
a MAN passing along the street gith a looking gi
under his arm met little hoy, and Thought 10 be "
at his expense Here. b0Y !" said he Just CO
and look in shis glass. aud you'll a monkey" A
indeed J" said fhe bog. How did You discover Il
The answer is not recorded
nSAa." said an interesting young mother 80
youngest hopeful, do y0u know what the dfere
i between the body ana the soul The soul my CHI
il what you love with. the body carries you abt
This your body touching the LITTLE fellows should
and aFms) but there is something deeper Ia, you
feel it now. What is il ~ oh knew" said >
with flush Of intelligence IN his eyes, that's
flannel shirt
OuR little Gve-year old had been 70 church last
day with her mother, while was detained at nc
I asked the child what the minister said 10 the pee
/" he didat say anything" she answered "he
Awbat said i didn't he tell YOU how q
no BE didu't say anything--on preached
Jkf chade idea seemed to be that the prea
ureseLed hut sad nothing Il the people-~eeiti
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