Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1864-09-27
yIr. Nnsby shows that n War Plat
form Won't Do for the Democracy.
CHURCH w THE Moo DISPENsAsHUN, !
Gooly II, 1864,

CHURCH w THE MOO DISPENsASHIS,
Cody II, 1864. )
It is probyble-yes, I may say, tolable
sartain--that P. v. Nasby, which is
Preacher Nv sed chuch in charge, may re-
tire form publik life shortly. Whys me-
thinks heer the entire dimekratic party,
who hey long regarded me as a ornament
to my seks, and the wun altogether luvly,
exclame. The why is plane to massive
intellek, wich is me-the good old dime
kratic party is on the strate road to de-
strucshun. and, to yoose raleroad metty-
for, onless it is switched orr at Shecago
it's q goner, and the more it succeeds at the
November eleckshun the wuss is its gone
Mss!
~ "Singler!" exclames O patriotik and
self-sacrifcin' dimekrat, who has postoffis
in his beeming eye, "singler that success
should room us. Wy, that's what we're
goin for: Jently, my friend. Wv what
avale is it to elect President in sich a
way ez maik it morelly certin to be de-
feeted ever aSter: Troo, we'd hev the
postotfis, but with a ablishn Congress to
watch us, where'd be the chancis Nv steelin
nessary to our support:
To elocydait. The dimocrisy have post
poned their convenshun till 1t is ascer-
tanned how Lee against Grant comes out.
Eff Lee whales Grant-Peece Platform.
Now the chancis are that Lee will be
whipt, for the tyrent Linken hez spite
at that CRATE and good man. Then we'se
party 60 into the campane on the cor
ruptnis Nv the administrator, and beet
EN-, and git the postoffises. Wat then I:
Wv this. The war is OUR war; the taxis
is OUR taxis; the drafts is our drafts ;
and we wood hav the responsibility instid
Nv our ennis.
Es matter Nv coarse dimocrats wood
hev to do the volunteerin, fer it wood be
their war, and the armies wood hev to be
led by dimekratic generals. Good hevins!
Immagine 100000 dimekrats under sich as
MickLellen and Booels Wat redoosin
NV magoritis-wat waist of votin stock
there wood be.
The troo policy for US is peese. Ez a
peese party we are certin of gettin the
support NV these classes, to-wit: ...i
The stingey cusses who obgect to payin
taxis. .-.
The cowerdly cusses who air afraid of
bein drafted.
Every draft and every new tax jest adds
to our ranks, so fast, inded, that ef we
Good stop Methodist, Presbyterian, Lu-
theran, etc., revivels Nv religion, and git
whiskey back to old prices, so that we
Good afford to use it profoosely, we coud
be in good shape next fall.
By being war party we lose all these
people, and talk them out, and in the
name Nv hevin wat would be left us:
Peese is our best and only holt, and on.
less the party talk that dodge / shel retire,
for we cant win but wunst on war, and
then the responsibilities we'd hey to assom
wood be 2 much fer US. The dimekratic
intelleck is not hefty. -. .".
Ez fer myself I've no fears-l kin git
along. There's small groseries to be run,
and the retailin Nv likker in strikay
dimekratik community, where they'd work
Jest twelve hours eurnin enuff to carry US
thru the uther IL at my bar, has alluz ap.
peared to me to be the height nv earthly
bliss. .r@ PETROLEUM V. NAsBY, 30. a..
Pastor NV sed Church in charge.