The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1864-11-17

more Cllan IOTIy years. Il0 has NOW ROu6
to gainesville as county charge.
Be not vain of your want of vanity.
Merit can afford to give a long credit for
praise 1880
Patience is but lying to, and riding out
the gale.
An evil heart can make hell without
the aid of devil. 3,
knowledge and timber shoudn t be much
used till they are seasoned. a. ~ i4.UI
Watches are often stolen Every watch
should be kept upon its guard.
A cunning political rope-walker may
come at last to rope that he can't walk.
The man who goes for the killing of all
dogs is probably thief at
There is little use of the sense of hearing
ifw can t hear sense. na a.
Forgive, Ifyour neighbours offense is rank.
don't let yours be rancor 2
It is right to be contented with what we
have, but never with what we are;
The surest way of gaining mems respect
is to prefer your own appreciation to theirs.
THAI man is rich indeed in friends who
can lose two or three and not be hank
rupt.sli, .1 lala att q. 81 ..l 1rggs 1uyL
a man is badly off if, in hard winter, he
has chinlls in his roof and no chink in his
pocket. IS
Some persons put great deal of money
in stocks, who should be put in the stocks
themselves. f.rs e..
Why is the letter L like young lady
giving away her sweetheart to another ?
Because it makes over lover. e
Events are constantly taking place, and
politicians are constantly DESTROYS Of doing
the same thing. A"2o .atsI
Good manners are part Of good morals,
and it is as much your ty as your inter
est to practice both
Love is the ace of hearts, and it trumps
the worlds kings, queens, knaves, diamonds
and all the rest Of the pack. n. NJ, eo.faif
We admire to see fellow take twenty
cent cigar from his mouth to grumble at
paying five cents for morning paper. M
The poor author must "keep the wolf
from the door," and has no weapon with
which to confront him but bis trusty steel
pen. oe w - ysG'e
bone, and that may be the reason why so
many dogs are always fighting for her.
j An Irish painter declares in an ADVERTISE
-inent, that among other portraits. he has
of death as large as life.''
Have YOU ever broken horse ~ inquired
horse-iockey ''No not exactly replied
Simmons 'but have broke three or four
wagons" a.., .,.,.e.t. VIZ XIX
IAN freshman who had been asked to fur
Iinish proof of his marriage took off his hat
and exhibited scar in his head ''Here,''
said be, sis me marriage certificate. That's
Judy's mark" 'aod iagmoa usl
or A soldier in one Of the late battles,
sitting very coolly behind one of his guns,
where the shot was falling fast, being asked
by Divine Providence replied 'No, sir;
am supported by the Ninth New Jersey
A writer of modern book of travels. re-
lating the particulars Of his beiug cast away
thus concludes: ''After having walked
eleven hours without having tracked the
print of a human foot, to my great comfort
and delight saw man hanging on glib
bet my pleasure at the cheering sight was
inc xpressble, for it convinced me that
was in a civilized country" - 9aiynaq
There is this difference between those two
temporal blessings, health and money-non
ey is the most envied, but the least enjoyed
health is the most enjoyed, but the least en-
Wed; aud the superiority Of the latter is
still more obvious when we reflect that the
poorest man would not part with health for
money, but that the richest would gladly
part with all his money for health bsi
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