Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1864-11-17
Railway Thoughts.

"MOwlng must be grlevous business.
Old Jaggers, by whose meadow L stood
for an hour, grsans loudly every stroke Of
The scythe. He made 4l2 strokes going
the length of his meadow; that's 4l2
grosns. Q lite penitential. He stopped
TO whet three times. wiped his face with
his shirt sleeve nine times, and swOIe twice
at the bumbIebees. These facts | took
down to report to the County Statistical
Association. which preserves all such
things in it, archives always notice
things that way, as go on
The Regulations of ,he---Rsilway
terrify me when read them. You must
10 this and you INNS. not do that, and
passengers are warned and informed
and notified, and cautioned until have
concluded that the only place where a man
can ride peaceably is on top Of the cars.
There no prohibitions meet a fellow"
Il laughed just now. a fellow came
in who was built on the principle that
ienqtk is what nature demands more than
breadth. The cars being full. he hal to
stand up, AMI propped himself Ivy the
check-rope. He pulled it So hari tina,
the cars stopped lie rushed to the door
to learn the causc. Started again Like
result. Snch row when the conductor
found it out"
"Confvund that old lady before me. /
had russell with her to keep her from
opening the window. She watched me.
and the moment went to sleep hal it
raised to the roof What an earache
Couid only revenge myself as | was
leaving the cars. Ivy accidentally dropping
my carp"t-hag ont of the rack on her
head. Such s1neal!"
"Squint-eyed mother. Keeps one eve
on her sleeping chernb, the other On the
beauties of Nature as we pass along"
:" was cxpatiating just nov upon the
glore- AMI abundance of the harvest, and
pointed to one immense field. golden with
wheat sheaves, when that rascal Brgg>
iampenei my spirits by suggesting, Yes.
heap OF good eating in that pie No
romance in Brigg,."
Child on the next seat so deliberately
curled. should have tn see it nndressc,l to
know the sex. Confnund the woman who
will curl her boys hair. What does she
think he will come TOP"
Good cxpression-His hearts as big
as a boulder Much better than the
obsolete form. 'bis'sa piece Of chalk"
How indicate To hang ladies' tn Ter.
garments on clothes-lines in public. ]
always turn my eyes away. bnt not till
/ have critically examined them. They are
highly Objectionable. and | wonder it is
allowed"
'Singular!' says Briggs. There's q
man who weighs two hundrel. and his
wife not much less; yet their baby will
hardly pull down five ponnls.' Briggs
wants me to explain it. but | tell him |
can't
did You ever observe there's no animal
will notice railro,d train passing by
except horse? The COW, hog and goose
pay you no more attention than boy in
a lawyers Office
"You can tell when an experienced
traveller enters the car He chooses the
side opposite the sun. Greenhorns
I don't"
"Why does that Young woman deem 1t
necessary, when she smiles, to show of
the con ition Of her gums could s;u'y
dentistry in one hoar's conversation with
her. Should only have to tell her %
good jokes. and | could then model every
tooth in her head"
/ IL sold Briggs Yesterday, god. lie
asked me If had anything new. told
yes--a new pair Of drawers. Took him
down beautiful, He is always making
merchandiS of ma when he can hut
disposed of him cheap that time."