The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1864-09-02

CHURCH Nv THE Moo DrsPENsAsHEN,l
Sept /, 1864.
Glory! Mcclellan, the nashun's
pride, is nominated! Bein ortho-
dox Dimocrat, the nominashen scots
me! Nominashens alluz scots ortho-
dox Dimekrats /! IN 80 years expe-
rience never knew nominashcn that
dident
Nc and my Church wuz Pcese. We
wuz fer Suthern Rites. We wuz op-
posed to drafts and had purchast re-
volvers. Ther4 the Incompatible
MickLelau wuz not our fllst choise.
The fact is, the CRATE George wuz a
war man wunst, and wuz the original
inventor nv Drafts, wich don't make
HIM ez acceptable TO us ez he mite be.
But theirs a cxcoose fer him. The
Dimocrisy must bare in mind that the
unforchnit man he'd sunk sum $1,000
ablishnists sumwher about Richmond,
and ez he knew NV the prejoodis ex-
.istin agin volunteerin under him, he
insistid on hcvin nv EN- brot in by
draft. 1t wuz all dun fer the benefit
NV the Dimocrisy, becoz: The Dim.
ocrats draltid wood resist or run to
Kanady--thc aholshnists wood go,
and, halleloogyl but few NV EN- wood
ever return.
On reject NV the news I immeitly
called my flock together, announst it
To EN-, and Civ EN- the follerin breef
biographical sketch NV our candidate
ez follows:
George B. Mcclellan wuz born nv
rich but honist parence, sumwher, in
the yeer IS. q luv accoorasy. y
The nationality NV his parence | am
not shoor NV, but from the fact that
all the hitter old Kno Nothins is n
Isupportin him, | shood think he wuz
NV Irish extraction His great pint
wuz Promptnis and Decision nv Kar-
icter, and these quality displayed it
self at erly period. 1t is on rekord
in the arkives NV the family, that he
cried immcjitly after he WIZ bornded,
and commenst nursin within a hour
He wuz remarkable at skool fer the
same quality. No sooner did the
clock strike noon than young George
wood promptly lccvc the house. The
fucher General WIZ foreshadderd in
the skill with which he robbed melon
patches. He made rcglar approach
es. wich were skillful, but his retreets
wuz magnificent He Good change
his base bootii'ul--shiftin from melon
patchis to orchards with ncetnis and
dispatch. Another peekooliarity NV
young George shows how troo is the
sayin that "the child is father nv the
man." Vile George Good alluz very
claboritly stratejise hsself in2 mel
on patch or orchard, he never strate-
jiscd hisself out with any melons or
apples.
He wuz elilatid Mt West Pint, and
wuz finally made President NV the
Ohio and Mssissippy Ralrrode.-
Here his Decishun agin showd itself
He conserved the bold lice NV gray
elm the road, wun mornin Mt 81 min
its past | Wan yeer frum that time
he announst to the Drektors that II
labre"s and an ekal number NV wheel
.barr'rs he'd hin prokoorcd, and he
wuz bizzy, at that time. pcrfectin n
plan fer organizin NV EN-. . months
after he announst his plan perfected
and tn toperations he'd commenst on
a gravel pit. 4 days NV brilyantly
successful work follered, when he an
nounst that he WIZ obleegd to sns.
pend operations. that 8 wheelbarrers
wuz broke, and I labrers he'd the di.
Iarrear. He wood re-or9anizc prompt
lv, and proceed. -organizin this
forse and perfectin new plan NV ap,
proach only okepicd s months. and the
work WOO hev bin commenst by this
time, had not the war broke out. The
pay Nv the Fedral Guvment hcin lar
ger and more surer than the Cohfed-
rasy, he relinquisht Ralerodin and
entered the Fedral serviss.
His military career is knowd by all
on us. Suffice it 2 say that no Gen
eral wuz ever so bcluvd South and so
hated North. wich wuz wat prokoord
his nominashen.
Sich, my brethren is our candidate
Let us all sink our prejoodisis, and
elect him. The platform on wich he
stands ] endorse with my whole hart.
I hevent read it yet, but it must be
good, fer Vallandygum made it. The
Post Orlises, the Treasury, fer wicl
we hev bin waitin long, dreery
yeres, is within our reech Let us,
my breethrin, go in and win. The
cheerin fer me will now commense.
A collekshun wuz taken up to de-
fray eXpensis NV the campane Ss
wuz reelizd, wich WIZ paid over to
me. / shel probably appere on the
stump in new pair nv pants.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBy,
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