The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1864-08-11
Gronikles Nit Saur Rrout Gobber-
heads,

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wos sickcu init much war, uad groom
bled nit one upd tudder and was NINETY
sore drubbIed nit Aprubam, buticularly
allawilo some beeples wer bier und
schnnpps Eu drinsen hoben oder ~ yer.
kOuffen he. ben und ~ hOuso sh,syed.
2. Und many becples Won dis kind oi
sh,ylc, went into Bucyrus, und dinks as
how dey knows cbery dings by dc schme,l
wedder recht oder nicht, und sphrecht
much feel, und schware "toonder und
wct.cr,' und sich dings, und sometimes
dries to make Elm Niger vote some.
dimes, und is disappointed much.
3. But sum ich bin afraid dat ole Linkum
mad gits, und drkcs Shacksun off ugin,
und so makes out, as Shacksun is o COB
bcrheod und dreylur und hanks him, hnd
das is nix goot for Shacksun allawile, but.
iculorly, und also some beeples apout Tiff
fin neider wer has nutputters on der puz.
zums und sich dings.
4. Und sumedimcs dey schware und
gifts guns und bistoles upd goes out und
hides demselves, nit no load In, und no.
pody cooms TO find dem, und dcy gifts
a1raid. und comes 10 T.ffin dcmselves und
sehware dey bin goo, Union mans ALA.
vile, und sometimes bays dry hoondred
tollsrs to ole Linkum und likes not or,er
dirty eight, yah 500.
5. o shaw, dat is all mecstuke, I pets
hnonlrcd tolllrs, Linkum gifts fraid Won
Snacksun und lets him rouse run, und is
goot frcns init him und everydings is so
veil shtood under ns | dinks I can shtood
under cherry Gings may pc, und | bin goot
Union mnn sllawile, und so bin Shacksun
und Chef Davess mny pc, ,nnd Linkum is
dyraut ns I knows fer bin in der ole
coon,ry und dalks so goot English ms a
Slndge I dinks, utd I beelec!,s it ALA.
vile, yah mas is so, yah wohl.
s. Und Linhum is u dyrant und will
hove all dc mems was bin CALLED out fer
hoondred tays in dc aro,y TO go nit dc
vroot und be kilt todt, und keeps de ole
fcterans pehind dim, woroom for shtoy
longer. Now Is not goot reason I.inkum
is a dyrant, yah es list so CLEAR as nut und
bluin MS mans lace on his nose, und
mine head is SO ticker as yours und can
sees all desc dines SO sure as nopody,
after wore O'CLOCK allawic.
7. Now binoby il cooms to bass Shack
sun makes a shpoecb, und say TO de bee
pies das he shtuys by himself und asks
nopody's pizziness und shall shtav so
long Is lie blcases und longer doc, und,
den dc gobbcrheods updry und makes
demsclvcs scharcc und dinks mnype 81,
und mnypc moi so.
8. Blu, Shacksun shall brcphcsy may
pc, dnd he CRIES ou, burieularly dat he
will hamc shtay, und If Linkum nit te
trait shall COON to dakes him of, den.
swi hoondred tousnnd gopperheuds as
want peacsh in der Ohiu Shtatc " i'll COON
und schlacht Lirkum on der kopf nit swi
hoondrct tsusund brickstincs und brc,znls
ry tam, yah, allawi'e.
.. Und den de d u,chcr gobbcrhe d
Is scarf und nix COON rouse und dinks
Shacksun is WOOL for sprtcken so, und
dey dnks dat prophet is b"sser in onder
coontry dan r ist wann hame COON, und
nix fshto goot, und maybe ten cents
abicce is besscr unj more wohlhle wen in
Canada, as is der duvfel spcelen zu hame
50 seemlich yah 500.
10. Und It has COON to bnss dat dc
d.utche gobbcrheads vice nicht was get.
hun, ,und some bin for Fremont for he will
make dem so goot as niger wann he
can, und so schmell as wool und Swei,-
ger Kuso-maype 10 dis kind of shtyle.
II. Und it cooms 20 bass, dat decse
beeples say, Ich bin demskrat alllaw lie,
und dinks dat Shocksun is bcsser as No.
BILE, und he shall be Congressman, now
what you dinks, de same nit me, maybe
so wohl, whist dp Elm glass bier frinf cents
SO yah.
~. But de deutcher besples bin nisht
all vools und drnyturs und gobberheads,
und de shmart ones bin opout dcre pizzi-
ness und minds it so well ns gobberheads
uud pesser, und votes for L:nkum ALA.
vile. Den all de lobcared gobberheads
und mutputters shall be ashamed so as a
dogsheep nit dali TO his dinba tied
Yah, dns is der goot wuy-all recht. Lc-
berwohl, 500.