Nebraska advertiser. [volume] (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, 1864-08-25
A WARDs oPINION on NAT-
TIERS AND THINGS GENERALLY

WARDS OPINION ON MAT
( TIERS AND THINGS GENERALLY.
The stoodent and connysseer must have
noticeced and admired in varis parts Of
the United States of America large yal-
Ter handbills, which not only air gems
of art 10 themselves, but they trOothfolly
sit forth the attractions Of my shew-a
show,glet me here observe, that contains
many Iivin wild animals; every one has
got a Beautiful Moral.
Them handbilIs is sculpt in New York.
& annoOIIy repair here to git come
more Oh the public oh matters and things.
Since lastI meyandered these streets
have bin all over the Pacific Slopes and
Utsh. / come back now, with my virtoo
/, unimpaired, but I've got to git some new
clothes.
Many changes has taken place even
durin my short absence, & some on um
is Sollum to contemplate, The hause
in Vsrgeca eca street, where used to Board.
is bein torn down. That house, which
was rendered memorable by livin iuIo
it, is ''parsin' awayw But some Of the
timbers will be made into canes, which
viii be sold 10 my admirers at the low
price one dollar each. Thus is changes
goin' on continerly In the New World
tits war-in the Old World Empires Is
toiterin' & Dysentartes is drumblin'.-
These canes is cheap at a dollar.
Sammy Booth, Duane street, sculps my
handbiIls, & he's an artist. He studied
In Roms-Siates of New York.
I'm here to read the proof-sheets Of
my handbiIls as fast as they're sculPed.
You have 10 watch these printers pretty
close, for they're jest as apt 10 spell a
wurd rong as anyhow.
Bat I have time to look around sum &
how do l fad things? I return to the
Atlantic States after a absaoce Of ten
months, and what States do find the
country in? Why, l don't know what
States 1 find it in. Suffice it to say that
do not find il In the State of New Jour
sey.
| / find some things that is cheerin, par
tic'ly The resolve OnJthe part of the vim
in of America to stop wearin' furrin
goods.
! never NEEDLE with my wife's things.
She may wear muslin from Greenland's 5
icy mountains, and bOmbazeen from In
Tvs coral stands, if she wants to; but IN
glad to state tht superior woman has pee
>, -, OF all her furrin clothes and jumPt
into fabrics Of domesiic manufacture
But, says some folks, if ven stop I'M.
portant' things, you stop the RevenOO.-
That's all right. We can stand it if the
RevenGo can. On the same principle
young men should contineP to get drund
on Frerch brandy and to make their livers
as dry as a corn cob WITH Cuby cigars
because 4 sOoth if they don't it will hurt
the Revenoo. This talk bout the Reve
moo is of the bosh, boshy. One Ihing IS
tol'bly certain-if we don't send gold
out of the country we shall have the con-
solated of knowing that il is in the coun-
try. So say great credit is doc the
wimin of this patriotic move-and to tell
the troolh, the wimin generally know
what they're bout. OF all the blessness
they're the soothInest. If there'd never
bin any wimin, where would my children
be to-day!
But l hope this move viii lead 10 other
moves that ar Just as much needed, one
of which is general and terrer. .curtale-
ment of expenses all round. The fact
is, we air geuin' terribly e1travagant, and
onlesS we paws in our mad career, In
less than two years the goddess of lIber
ty VIII be seen dOdgin' into a Pawn
Brokers' shop with the other gown done
up in bunddle, even IF she don't have to
Spout the stars ia her head bard. Let
US all take hold jinly, and i've and dress
ceutsibly; like our forefathers, who
know'd moren we do, if they want quite
so honest [Sul;le gOaksih.)
There air other cheerin' signs. We
don't, for instuns lack great Gen.rals,
and we sertinly don't lack brave sojers-
but there's one thing wish we did lack,
ank that is our present Congress.
venture to say that if you sarch God
dlemity's footstool all over with ten
boss power mikri.scope, you went be able
to find such anotherSet of pcppycock gab-
blers as the present Congress of the
United States Of America.
Gentleman Of The SENT & Of the House.
you've sot there and drawid your pay
and made summer complaint speeches
long enuff. The country at large, IN
cloodin' the undersined, is disguised with