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THE ADVANTAGE THUS FAR ON DUB SIDE.
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Correspondence with T.. Il. Barnum.
correspondence WIT" I T f'''' ""'''
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NIaryin's Patent
The crnefenberg Company,s

The GrnefenbtrH COmphny's
UTERINE CATHOLlCON (Mirshllisl.
An nfalible cure for Female Weakness and al Uterine
complaints of women.
Price 81 so per bottle. Five bottles for SO.
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Tie bes, Pill in he world for family and for 81 Bilious
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Address all orders to J. =. BRIDGE. NJ. D..
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MARRIE ID.

M WITT-HAMMOND-On Wednesday, May I, at Pine
Plsi,. Dntchsss County. N. ". by the Rev. William n.
svIs m. Rev Richard DE Witt II Guiford, Ulster County
NY 10 Mics Kate Hammond or the former place
NFI N-TITHIIJ.-On Wednesday May II by the Rey.
d. BurehsId, William Nelson 10 Adeba g. lo.bA, al 0,
EeW.iOfG.
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IT.. 0..ner. of Iron and Coal Works.-Mr

To Owners of Iron and Coal Works.-Mr.
tvrrFI EVANS father OF Miss Susannsh Evans the young
Temn.rance lecturer will edve NewioTk Tor ses on the
Ar ~ un. Parties desiring worNmen can communicate with
NJ EVANs at once. Having been all his days anon, this
Lass of persons they will have iu reliance Ia his testimony
40 b rnn secure skin workmen and those Of iuepros hs
HE reputation. Address MIR. SAML EVANS. care OF j. NJ.
y ~ r. JONES No. Park place. Newfork.
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Kuapp's Concentrated Essence Of Roots foe
,,nL inx his Celebrated Root Bcer.-Thr attention

of drugst, hotel keepers private families Ac. called tn
the shove preparation One Of 10. pea.aptes and heahes
ronb and trfng cost Sold bottles at Is aud 80 cents,
with full diIec loas General depot, No. 92 hudsons
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Hernia or Rupture Radically Cured
This DANGEROUS complaint l. now kApicALLf SuhsD'
whatever be said by others to the contrary o"ihsau'
Ing. by using ~ ,,,,..,
WHITES PATENT LEVER TRUSS,
NEW INVENTION FULL oP sKRir, uPsruns al a. lhe Oh
theories and ur,ndes of by zone teachings This Truss
LIGHT EASY accommodates itsei TO EVERY sovk
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and rpw,Rp No ure,,ure on the BACK or SPRRNATiJ
CORD CURES WARRANTED SUPPORTERS and BRACES su'
PERoR all o,leis in use Pamphlets Ire. by sending
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l,uses in Fredericksburg

buses IN freuellchsDuIb :
kjor Northrup, 9th y. Y.
C,pt. Eggleston, 9Th n. }.
Cd. Manning, seth \. I. Cav
Ejor Ibis, 49th n. y.
CsDt. Holl. +9th y. Y.
Opt. Loey, l47th n. Y.
Lent. Coons l7ih \. Y.
Lsut. LANCER, 85th Pc.
Lsut. WIN. Miller, Sbth Pa.
Hsj. Jones, eth Ne.
CT. Mason. eth Ne.
ACT. p. Raymond, lst Mich.
w II. Skinner, San. Com.
JON c. Lyons, IS Pa.
Iiut. J. Moore, il Pa
Lhut. |. !. Briggs.
CDt. A. Wood, 81 y. Y.
Cat. II. Pettet. u do.
Cot. A. Gray. IL Mass.
Lkut. Allen, IL do.
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Cabinet Furniture.

Cabinet Furniture.
Sl25000 worth OF Furniture q; mlnuactrer prices. con.
sistng Of rosewood and walnut Paror Suites Library and
Chamber Suites and walnut Dining Suites. al made
under the Of r. Braunddo in the latest
.t,i- aud warranted both material and woTsanshp
WE'LL & BRAUNDSDORF,
Nos IFS and ll7 Riyington ST., New York.
Factories Nos. rs. ~. ~ l0l. l0j, l05 SuholAst.
n B-The Broadway and 18th st gridonl Railroad care
pass within blocks Of the warehouse
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Deyiln & Co.
SPRING STYLES
NOW READY.
BROADWAY, cor. GRAND-ST,
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:. F,ny We and I,Il DO You Good,

Bny We and I'll DO You t;Ood.o
Yes n you aye afflicted with Liver Bilious complaints,
Costiyeness Jaundce INDIGESTION Scrou Foul
stomach Humos of the Blood SKIN Los. Of Appetite.
Wrakurss General Debility and Inpury OF the Blood then
Dr. LANGLEY'S ROOT aud HERB BITTERS will euro you.
Only IS, % and rs cents per bottle
Sold by all dealers IN medicine.
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special Dispatch to The n. Y. Tribune.
WASHINGTON, May Is, 1864.
Your special correspondent Gray sends the
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CAM. Chris. fth Ind.

Capt. Curtis, Tth Ind.
1t. c. IL. Truman. l49th Pa.
1t. Y. A. Keeler, 10th Mich.
1t. J. Is. Slack, 10th Mich.
1t. +. NJ. Hsmlin, l47th N. Y.
Capt. NJ. Runkle. 56ih Pa.
Capt. ID. Steinway, let Mich.
Adit. Wright, 10Th n. \.
Capt. Jones, l46;h y. \.
Cart. Powell. l4ld IA.
Lieut.. King, l46th \. y.
Lieut.. LOOMS, l46th \. Y.
Capt. Carney, IL L. ). /.
Capt. King, y do.
Capt. Fiske and wife, IA Conn
Capt. Brewster Gen Clusters III
Col. Conner, 10 Me.
Dr. Smith.
Lieut.. Nichols. 80 Pc.
Lieut.. Col. Moore, "a Conn.
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CALDWELL 4 WHITNEY.
AaErlcAs MusEus. April 90, 1864.


cJsns,. yo, AZ. irroprcssibe. Were IL not tha: !
80 n q, b Live" men who publish b" live" paper |
bins your munfc.n OTTER Wild mistake but you
generally know what yon nj" hoont an oou' 70 suppose
no, mad, false grounds TINS con
rrnton i nnering and ah9rds me more realizing sense Of
H. vae f uotoriety than have ever before experienced
Uiri.py th.r.oIe my hrst idea, that you were olnuy
rushing mo holardous speculation and adopting YOUR e,l
MT, ~ nv rial value frankly accede ~ your pTopo,
-, h. always held 1t Dc maxim that man should
make PRoprABLG se Of MS gifts whatever they nay be,
Away. provided thai be uses he Su
tbsn for HE l.lec,a,iop Of the people.
Holding ny. in readiness 70 que series a. any
, he fund Of snecdo's incident and iuiomla
ton acquired during NY long Is caterer Tor the
world. ann, euent ! AN, sentlehien'
Your considcr4by sstonished friend ed servant
io' 7. I. BARNUM
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Nyw.YoRx MyRcrRr OYyicR. April p,


p r. BaRsux e,q.-Dear ~, Our object |. the same as
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on the subject proposed IA former nothc articles to
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Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19
Taking the CenSus

A tall, cadaverous man, in a shabby
suit OF blue black, long beard and longer
cane, went into little shop the other 6ay.
on the road to an Eastern Shore town,
and nodding to the smoke-dried. venerable
dame, who was puttering around within,
says he
Madam, I'm a travelling agent: I am
seeking names. ETC., for q new edition Of
the census. and a.
The senses 2 chimes the old woman.
Yes, madam, we ore about 70 take the
census"
You don't say sol Wen,' she continu.
ed, it's getting to be sinful world-don't
you think so mister p
why do you think that just now, nv
dear maGam?'
We'll, there's so many doiu's and goin'.
on now, that there was when / was a gal
that declare body don't know nothing
nohow, out we're in the country; a mar
came along last week; be took the senses
too
'Ah, indeed p
Yes. sir, be took old Pollv Smiths
senses clean cut on hez, by giving her
giorJ-glo -gioryfOrm, he called il: and
arter he took out her senses, he aupitiated
the poor old SOULS thumb, wot che suffered
with bull year. But, dear, oh dear p
sighed the oId'un, faint no use round
here taking their senses, for folks act as II
they had no senses to take, nohow p
The man made note in bis book, and
pushed on the next house.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19
One Kind Of SIock

Pat DOnahue was broth of bow,
right from the Gem of the Saw and he
had small contract On the CONWAY Rail-
read, in New Hampshire, in the wear Of
grace 1855, in which he agreed TO take
his Part IN cash, part in bonds, end mart
in stock. The stock of this ,rosd. be II
remembered-liks many others-was not
worth 'Continental,' and has always kent
up its value with remarkable uniformity
In due time Pat, having complete d his lob.
presented himself at the treasurer's Office
for settlement. The money, the bonds,
and the certificate Of stock were soon in
his possession.
And what is this now?' said Pat. four>
ishing his certificate of stock, bearing the
broad seal of the corporation.
That is your stock, SIR Handy replied
the treasurer.
And is this what I'm to git for me
labor Z Wasn't me contract for stock p
Why, certainly; that is your stock
What did you ex2ectP
What did expect p said Pat, excited
ly; what did | expect? Why, pigs, and
shape, and horses, shure =
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19
VOL. 81 NO. 10.
Choose

Which will you do, smile and make
others happy. or be Grabbed, and make
everybody around you miserable? You
can live among beautiful flowers and sings
lEg birds, or in the mire, surrounded by
frogs and fogs. The amount of happiness
you can produce is incalculable. if YOU
will show a smiling face, kind heart.
and speak pleasant words. On the other
6end, by sour looks cross words. and a
fretiul disposition, you can make hundreds
unhappy almost beyond endurance. Which
Will you doH Wear q pleasant coupten-
aEce, let JOY beam in your eve. and love
glow on your forehead. There ia no iov an
great as that which springs from a Kind
act or pleasant deed, and You NAV feel it
at night when you rest, and at morning
when you arise, and through the dsV
when about your daily business.
Let Us try to be like the sunshiny mem.
Der OF the family, who has the inestima-
lie art to make all duty seem Pleasant, ali
| selfdenial and exertion easy and desirable
even disappointment not 80 blank and
crushing; who is like bracing, crispy.
frosty atmosphere throughout the home,
without suspicion Of the element that
| chills and pinches. You have known peO-
pie within whose influence you have fell.
cheerful, amiable, hopeful, equal to any
thing Oh, for that blessed power, and
for Gods grace to exercise it rightly! 7
do not know a more enviable gift than the
energy to sway others to goud-to diffuse
around US an atmosphere of cheerfulness,
piety. truthfuIness, generosity, magnaui-
NIFTY. 1t is a matter of no great talent
not entirely matter of great energy; but
rather of earnestness and honesty, and
that of quiet constant energy, which is
like soft rain gently penetrating the coil.
1t 10 rather grace than gift: and we all
know where all grace lie to be had freely
for the asking.
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The Duty Of Clergy,

We respectfully suggest to the radical
papers that they have forgotten their role.
There Is just now a remarkable silence
on the subject of the duty CT the clergy
The notion heretofore has been that il was
the duty of the clergy to pray for the
success of ell the Presidents plans. Clar-
gymen have been driven out If their
parishes at the point Of the bayonet for
neglecting this prayer. The columns of
radical papers have been filled with dia-
tribes against clergymen who declined to
offer up special petitions for blessings on
the policy of Mr.. Lincoln. Now is it not
tLa duty Ct the clergy to pray for the
reconciliation Of Mr.. Lincoln? Should
they not he regarded as copperheads and
traitors who decline on SUNDAYS to lead
the minds of ISeir congregations in such
petition? And tVbat ought to be the fate
Of a man who shonld leave the church
when the clergymen offered it? Just look
at it. Will any one explain why it is Dot
exactly the same thing whether you on
pose the policy Of Mr.. Lincoln last year or
his policy now? And WHY cI4rgymeu
should not be deposed for refusing to use
the clerical office and robes to help Mr.,
Lincoln electioneer for denomination p
We submit the question also to those
clergymen who have been peculiarly ram
pant IN the political meetings which they
have been holding for some years past on
Sundays in their churches.
Let us earnestly hope that the split in
the Administration party will do good
among the political clergy, and result in
inducing them to devote at least a few
weeks TO the true objects of their profession.
Possibly poor sinners may now hear the
gospel. 1t will hardly DO to run Mr..
Lincoln against Mr.. Chase in church in a
sermon or a prayer. A copperhead would
enJoy the fun, but a loyal Lacquer would
suddenly grow serious. In the hesitation
OF the moment there may be little chance
to think Of something outside of this
wOrld.-Nelc YORK Journal of Commerce
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19
The Emperor and the T.ov.

A very good story is going the round of
the Paris papers. The emperor is said to
have been walking in the Bots de BouIogne
the other day, with an aide de-camp, when
a child,s ball nearly rolled into the water,
Louis Napoleon stopped it with his cane
and when the little Que came running mn
the emperor was so charmed with tbe
Ghlid's appearance that he gave it a kiss,
lie then said:
Do You know who / am? You nav
tell your papa that it was the emperor
who saved your ball, and gave you kiss
into the bargain
i shan't tell him that replied the little
one, Tor my papa would seold me for
knowing the emperor: he talks against him
all day, and does not love him at aII'
The emperor Looked little taken aback.
and his companion said to the prattlet:
what does your papa do, my little
friend p
To which the boy replied proudly:
He does nothing; he is a SENATOR
Let us co. said the emperor: the child
will denounce the father else'
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hect upon its utter uselessness. Otbers
with their guns in readiness. and ewes
eiarlng upon the sea like pantbers rub6ed
OF tier prey, stood prepared to FIRE the
moment he would show his head above
water. But be rose no more.
The winged messengers of death tho,
had been aimed at bis life sped harmIessIv
over his head and had it been possible to
penetrate the secrets of the great deem. he
might haye been seen reposing peacefully
on its sandy bottom by the side of his late
antagonist. A sullen silence pervaded the
ship.
The men looked glocmily at each other.
and with lowering brous on their belnIess
prisoners, as il sufficient atonement had
not been rendered for the life of their
comrade. To one skilled iu the language
OF the Human countenance, it was evident
that nothing but the restraint of disci-
pine held them back from summary act
oil VENGEANCE and Ut crime that would have
sunk them to level with the pirates them.
serves. judging of the feelings Of his
crew from their looks. or more probably
his own, and anxious to remove the TENN.
tation to evil, the captain ordered our
elght prisoners to be slowed under the
h"SJ "CiO tQln-
bled in with very little ceremony. How
many of this band of genuine desperadoes
had been lost, we had no means of ascer-
tanning for our prisoners either did not or
would not understand English or French.
But when they fred upon us, twelve to
sixteen men were visible. and the veil thai
followed our discharge was such as ia new
er extOrted from mortal man but by the
psngs of the last agony.
Six pr eight, then, of the freebooters.
had certainly persisted. What chance of
success they might fancy that an open boat
could have against vessel OF she size of
ours, IT completely bewildered us to mag
inc. They must either have been iatoxi-
Gated, or in the situation OF a beast of nrev
whom the goadipgs of hunger will imoal
to rush upon foe whose face he would
otherwise have fed. Viewing it in either
light, 1t was an act of the most daring har.
dihood. The struggle had been fierce and
bolsterous, but had passed. The shin was
restored to her usual tranquility, and was
moving before gentle breeze from the
shore, yet so slowly as scarcely to rufie
the face of the ocean.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19
An Abridged Sermnn.

infringement Of a sermon which took
up an hour in delivering, from these words
Man is born to trouble
My friends. the subject falls naturally
to be divided into four heads:
l. Mans entrance into the world.
His progress through the world.
. .. HIS exit from the world and
4 Practical reflections from what may
be said. First, then:
l. Man came into this world naked and
bare.
2. His progress through it is trouble and
care.
8 His exit from it none can tell where.
4. But if he does we'll here, he'll do we'll
there.
dear,
Should l preach on this subject from
this time to next year. Amen.
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From Hilton Head.

New York, April 8.
The steamer Arago arrived last niekt
from Hilton Head. She Brought the 7Ih
Pennsylvania and detschments from ssIsY.
al other regiment.
Adsices from Florida reuort a small ski,.
mish, March 2ls,, near Pilatka, Ietwe.n
our pickets and rebel cavalry. The latter
took to their heels in short time. Tha
gunoOat Ottawa shelled them, but the eff
feet is unknown.
BY means of flag of truce, permission
was obtained by Chaplain Chapman, Goth
New York, to go to Tallahassee to ascers
tain the condition Of our wounded in the
bands of the enemy. Report says they
are badly treated, especially the coIOred
soldiers
Gen. Hatch is temporarily ia commaud
in the Florida district. Gen. Seymour 70.
mains at Hilton Head for the present.
Ger. Gilmore has boen to jacksonville
and FerdiDandins, and has returned 10!
Hilton Head.
a few shells are occasionally. sent into
Charleston. The famous 300 poundsr
Parrot at Cummings Point exploded aftsr
being fred 4, les times.
AdsIces from Hilton Head report the, q
party of six or eight refugees from Charlie.
ston were picked up in a small boat nv me
of our .bloekaders. y O"o
The rebel rams on the stooks Oh cb.,I..
zen we're badly injured by our FIRE. which
Is directed against them whenever tbaf
!Sea'hsr Is favorable for practice.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19
BY G.. & c.. FARLEY,
PRESE NOE.
BY ALICE CNREY.

The wild, sweet water, as it hows,-
The winds, that kiss me as they pass
The, starry shadow of the rose
Sitting beside her on the grass
The dafiodilly, trying to bless
With better light the beauteous air.
The lily, wearing the white dress
OF sanctuary, to be more fair
The Ii tle-4rmed, dainty-fngered Iricr,
That in the woods, 50 dim aud drear,
Lights up betimes her teHder fire
To soothe the homesick pioneer
The moth, his brown sails balancing
Along the stuLle crisp and dry
The ground-hOwer, with blood-red ring
On either hand,-the pewet's cry
The friendly robins gracious note,-
The hill, with curious weeds o'errun,-
The althea, with her crimson coat
ThickSd out to please the wearisd sum-.
The dandelion, whose golden share
Is set before the rustie's plough
The hum of insects in the air.
4uo biuOLhlhS OuSn,- inc WlInefeu Dough-
The coming on ofeve,-the springs
OF daybreak, soft aud silver,bright,-
The FROST that with rough, rugged wirgs,
Blows down the cankcrcd buds-the wife,
Long drifts Of winter snOw,-the heat
Of August, falling still and wide
Broad cOryfelds,-"ne chance stalk of wheat,
Standing with bright head hung aside,-
All things, my dcarling, all things seem
In some strange way to speak Of thee;
Nothing is half SO much dream,
Nothing 50 much reality.
Ny soul to thine is dutiful,
In its pleasure, all its care;
o most beloved! most beautiful!
miss, aud find the everywhere
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19

Two KINDS OF GIRLS There are two
kinds of girls. One is the kind that CO.
pears the best aLroad-the girls that are
good fer parties, rides. visits, balls, etc,
and whose chief delights are in such
things. The other is that kind that ap-
pear best at hOme-the girls that are use
full and cheerful in all the precincts of
home. They differ widely 10 charactc- -
One Is q moth, consuming everything
about Der; the other is a sunbeam. in
spring life and glsdness ell along her
pathway. Now it does not necessarily
follow that there shall be tSo classes Of
girls. a slight education will modify
both little, Ond unite their good qualities
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19
ARoian" for an Oliver.

A tavern keeper in Newark when giving
New Years present to his .heIp,' told
his porter, an Irishman, that be was tn e
best mau in the house, and therefore he
should give him the most costly and ys!u-
liable present.
Sure said Pat, rubbing bis hands With
delight, 1 always name to do my whole
duty
i believe you,' replied bic employer,
and therefore | shall make You a present
of sli you have stolen from me during the
the year.
Thank yer honorp replied Pat. and
may all your friends and aOquairtances
treat you as literally
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19

RULES OF LIFE.-Some benevolent in
dividual has laid down the rules of lite.
and he remarks:
The longer live, the more feel the
Importance of Adbering to the rules which
l have laid down in such matters:
LIST. To hear as little as possible OF
whatever is TO the prejudics of others.
ID, To believe nothing of tbs kind until
l am absolutely forced to il.
81. Never TO drink in the spirit of one
who circulates al i'll report.
4th. Always to moderate, as far as
can, the unkiodness which is expressed
towards others.
9th. Always to believe that, If the other
side whore heard, a very different account
would be given of the matter.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-04-19

Laughter and tears are meant to turn
the wheels of the same machinery of sen.
slbillty one is wind power, and the other
water-power.