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Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Die perbaneIun8en Der Gutbrrifd,en
SNnooe.

DIR Gfni'nssr Der Ssr0anblunsen Orr euiSsri.
i4sn SsnOOs, bstIaSt fi6 Istr in elmer Gin(snpuna
Stf or unS pdni&tc in tisIer Drummer auf,unet.
rtsr'-pslasS abrr ibrr 2dnss pssrn unmSali6
tt-Sab mir tm In unIsrsr lsbt.H Drummer Der
Spis6ubsrsi Obsr 5dIi&uns ansstlust bStt,n.-
Dies 9sibab neil mir beri&tst purbsn, ba6 ndtt
ale StrbanSIangen einssriidt tpurbsn lsisn. 0un
Ia9t Der etnIsnbsr, CT babe nur slnsn qus,ua o,>
ianot, USer nur etnsn aussus 1enbsn .pulIen, bats
Die etnlenbuns aud nur sinsn ,,gus,ua" aenonnt
uno b'Rauptst Sa6 sr ni&t ssssnwdrtis mar ale
Der fra8ltae 8sf4Iub bsiprO&en wurpe, unb ben.
ttlUfn erIt 'tntSe sDu&sn na& Der gubli,iruna b.S
%uSjiSS 3u @sf3ts tstam, unb Sabsr Ist .r nttt
Dir @Pibbabrst unb 5alI&uns lauIbia. sptu
mag rrH nun fsin pir 90 tpiq-unb mir tpOllen
panr' 'usstsn bab runf&uIbtatR,--Ss.
penfalS bat sr uns nun ben 8eI&lus eina,Ianbt
auF bfn MIR 8'3us battsn, ben mir nun untsn fol.
Gen lahen-ui&sn babsr rsm ginlenOsr bic Saub
Der 8rsunni&aft wsbrr, unO bantsn itm fit, pi,
NattldranS unN bic Gtnisnpuns bss ssea6tn Be.
IalufsS.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
t1Iasnus 6ree's Llnien.Esor.

Wa9nus @rob, ebemali9er Rcoafteur
oes rpbilaoelpbia Democrat" uno fp6z
ter elmer Der Serau69eber oes Qottspiue
uSefferion DemoPrat," belt neuti6 cine
Reoe bel elmer Union Ser1ommluno in
Heuporf, bet tpelber er in unsweioeutis
ger Sprabe Die 2tr9umente FOLDER Qer.
ionen uernibtete, wel6e oen &liee als
einen unn6tbi9en uno unmcnfbIicben be-
tabnen. Sest, fa9t er, ift e6 an Der
3eit, bel Der SIa99e oc6 Ganoes 3u ffeben,
tpenn Die Station erbolten rcrben iollte,
oenn tpenn cinmal 3srf6rt, Tonne oicfelbc
ME wieber ber9eftcut lperben. @iner fa9t,
Der &ric9 iperoe 9efiibrt nibt 70 picI fir
ole Grbaltun9 Der Union, olS 9e9en Die
Stlaperei. Stlaperei ODER feline Sflapes
rel, mir mtfen ieet bel Der Slaoae oes
eanoes bic gum hittern Gnoe iteben.-
Bir mdfsn uniere tapfern Solboten,
unter folbsn Seloen wie Grant, @eoce,
SHERMAN, 9anccf, Sorra9ut, SopFer,
pcrter uno ibren brousn Witfomeraoen
unteritisen.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Gin anSercr grocer rpalobrano.

8atb. Me., 90. Suli. SIN 8ulo
auf Der Sioieite Der Stoot niitbet felt
Samita9 elm furtbtbarer Brand, pelber
felt 2 Sa9en Die Stabt ernflidb bcorobt.
Die Seuernebr arbeitct aus allen 8r6fs
ten, um cine alleemsine Scuersbrunit ,u
perbGten, oa oas Seuer bic gang nabe
an Die Staot por9eorun9sn 1T. Wan
9laubt. oab Dem Seuerfbreitcn oeiTelben
in bieier Ri1tuu9 GinbaIt aetban pcrs
Den 1T, oob uerbr0nnte beret6 cine Sbcu:
er NIT 90 Sonnen 6eu.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
prrtbt DIR Committee iibrr Srs DrafiSentsn
Drri6t.


Ols Sommittec, ipelbe ernannt uuroe
oen Seri9t oe6 Qrdioenten ,u unterGus
tcn' beri6tct fcl9enbc5
l. Sn 8cJu9 auf oen 3uGtanb bes
eanoes, ouf oen unfer plivoioer OrGIi.
Dent blnpeiff, ltmmt Sbrc Committee
mt ielnen Gmpfeblun9en ber;lib iiberein,
unoo beltatl9t auf6 gtGue oie friiber aus
9elprobenen uno BON ibm in Grinneruno
9ebra1ten ScibIdiTc unperdnoerlibcp
3reue gu unfcrem Saterlanoe; uno i'm
olnbllG auf ole lan9e Oauer unTerer nas
tlonolen 5tblrieri9fsiten uno SeimIudhuns
gen, ermabnen mir ernitlib unIcre 8e.
melnoen itbror 8ott ju oemdtbioen. uno
Dag 9crebtc NtibfaUen oes NGmdbtiosn
est6et'ncno, mir unS an9etriCbeu fdbien
iouten, Die Msn0e uno @rose unfsrsr
pGlrlonllDen uno nationalen Sdnoen an
Gtt&nncn, &uBc 3u tbun uno uns M Su
66e!ilsrn, oomit mir uns Der o0tt(idsn
@tsnace lOleocr erfreuen, uno oartb ber,.
lI3e6 3e9et oa6 ltnIeri9e beitraoen mS.
Gen jur SicherPebr oe6 Srieoens unb
gSoblItanoes in unicrem ibper beimoes
tubttn uno 9cliebten &aterlanoe -- fur
ba'ol9en ltnterorGdun9 Der b6blt aott(o.
fen Rebeuion-unb gum SortbeifanSs nm,
fsrer sinit 70 9IOrrsi6en Union,
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
6roee Scucrsbrunif in pbiGaorIpbia
Der GerluIt 100000.

2(m 20. oiefe6, lbenos, seeen llbr
trab in Niron'6 papicrfabrif, all Dem
GuBerlfen Gnoe BON Monapunf, Seuer
aus, lpeIbe6 in fur5er 3eit NIT Ger 9r6Bten
@utb um itb erif uno bcoeutenoen e 6as
oen anribtete. 0as @ebGuoe, in nell
dem ooS Seuer entitanb, 1T bon Steinen
9ebaut, Stodperfe bob uno un9efGbr
100 SUP lang bel 60 SUP Sreite. Sn
Den unteren beioen Stodwerfen mar Die
Qapicrfobrif bon Wartin Riron, pGbs
reno iib in oen obrren Die Bollenfpins
nerien BON Sting uno Sruoer unr Sames
6iltcn befanoen. Sas Seuer brad) i'm
Uierten Stofwcrf SucrIt aug. Sbmobl
fo9leib QGarm 9emabt woro. fonnte
man Dem llmfid9reifen Der Stammcn fcis
nen Ginbalt tbun, oa Die in Der No6bar-
fbaft befinoliben 9anbfprieen nibt 9es
nii9ten, uno Die BON Der StaOt Su SoGlfe
9ceiItcn Sompfapparatc 3u ipdt Pamcn.
Dos 9onje NIT all ieinem SnbaIt rpar
in furjcr Belt Elm Raub Der Slommen.-
9tibt allein oa5 @eb6uoe, fonoern AUDI
mebre RCbenb6ufer. in 'pclten itdb ipertbs
pole WaIbincn befdnoen, brannten total
niecer. folpie cine un9ebeure @Gn8e ifrob
uno ,6eu i'm Scrtbc bon $4,000, mel.
Dies auf einem oaucben bGfincIihcn 9IaBe
dufoCEfdpclt pdr.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Cepperbcaeifde 8d,Snbeitcn.

Dor einissn g8c@sn wurre cine rrlisi6lt 8sr'
fanmIuns brr 8trriniDten SriOtr In GBriaO In
tsr 9lSbs Spn Canton, S6o, tur9 cine Sanbs
BON SalaneiSbam GpFpsrbsapS aufssbruGen mic
mir aus Der YittSbur0 - uGispGtG'' efrtsn. Die
uria&r rar, wrtl Der YrsbiSsr, Der g6rp. Srn'
ttrIrn 5ies bic Semrrtuns maGts, Ga6 bic SFlas
Serst einrS Der sr56tsn lsbt int eanbs gpdrr.-
Die GOppsrbtabs wplsn bic Stlapsrsi aufrs&t
taItsn, unb bic Union nisOGbu&sn, pas tann
man ibnrn an ben @tF&ten atnrtmrT.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Die Seibaeiaun9 ocs GbelapeaFc uno
Ohio Canals,

9 TT imore, 81. Suli. Die SIC
bellen baben Den @beiapcafe uno Sbio
Sanal rp6brenO oes leeten Hoio erbeblid,
bef660i9t. - Der Qntietam 2(queouct,
jmolf Weilen peltIi6 BON 6arper's Ser
rp, 1T bcinobe gang jerft6rt. Die S6leu,
pen ilno faff ale mebr ooer rpeni9cr be-
t6aol9t, uno fino Uorldufi9 unbroub,
bar. S6 1T fcbr fblpieri9, Die sur &cpas
rotur oes Canals H0tbieeR Qrbritsfv6fte
bp bVFemmen.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
IOaIebrano in t7cu. Ierfep.

Seit mebreren Saeen wGtbet in 0rus
Serfep nabe bel Sadfon, an Der Camden
uno 2(tlantic @iienbubn Elm perb erenoer
SaI0brano. Sas Seuer perbreitet fib
BON Stunoe 3u Stunce iber 9roBe Stres
den 9anoee.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Den CANADA.

Gliftou0oufe, 81. Suli. Sine
Injabl Qolitifer itno bier, um Die Ioae
nannten Srieoen6s@ommiB BON Sen
Nebellenitaatcn ju iebcn. Gr : @oupets
nor 6unt mar beute bier uno Senator
SieloS BON 9teuporP. $50. 9t. Sauns
oerS 1T bier felt Dem 7. SUM.
Wan fpridnt bon Dean Ribmcno at6
ben @anoioaten Der @bieo9o @onpention.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Is Qebrer Derl1n1t.

Dat 9rarb btr DirsItcrn trs llntn' Raeun>
ale SGuIpiRrtts wtnf&t 16 estrsr auJunstmtn,
UNI bic S6ulrn icnss DiRritts ju fitrm. Die
Examination bsrisltsn, tur6 brn GauntY. .Supsr.
inttnpant, lol Raltfupm 5rtItass rsn 12tcn au>
suf, I'm 9 lltr gCmttasS, am 5aufs BON yla-
tten 5rsbrif, In gltu'Ssrds. Die S6uItn ntt.
men itrsn anfans am 1. NOrtas In Nopsmter,
uno bauHn Wcnatt. - Salar 25 66alsr per
Nlcnat.
0apio Danncr, Scc.
Bur ndmlI6sn 3tit ipsrrtn aud 8cri&lGoe an.
ssnrmmcn fir bic GtrIaRmIuus pss S6ultdrss.
SuIi 25, 1864. no3m
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Dcrfud,c ce necI,mala.

gBir fnb NIT eeutsn In bitltr Stabt bsfannt,
bic 5fters gnabe unb Td&ttum pnlOrsn babtn
attr prbsr rrbsltrn. gBsnn iIe nit eintm 5u.
fen, wsbsn 5aIs, SrtdItuns &c. bsfnlIn linb;
sebrau6s cine Scr BON Srpan's puImonif&tn
g4dfers, 25 Gents per Sha&ttl. Sc 1T ttn uUrs
nebmtr NrtiftI.
E9- 3u taten tsi ben Qputbstsrn GawalI unb
Wartn, uno Sptn y. WcItr, aasntaun.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
NcPrutiruue in KCbe(Icns5taatcn.

albany, 81. Suli. @ouuerneur
seymour miro feline Staots=Naenten ans
ftellen, Tim in ben Hebelen Staoten Su
reerutiren. Sc 1T oies Den Stdoten uno
@auntic5 liberia fen uno bic Staatss Qus
toritdten perben ibnen Die pom Gcn9reB
ein9e9ebfnsn SrbaItun96maBre9e NIT
tbeilsn,
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
N16ri6t.

Sisrmit gift Der llntsrSs&ntts alien pnIuntn
gEarnuns gsssn ben antauf ttnsr gulyrtdunas.
0otc, tatIrt apriI 8. 1864, bic sr on SsnrY
Durwarb auasslrllt bat. inbCm rr eitrsIts
ni&t be,atIrn tprrt, neil sr tstntn Buib tafdr
smpfangrn BABE.
Sefe SGneiCer.
g. aal4tnstVn aiFs SuIt 26, 1864, nq3R
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Mcclellan als KneUnotbin8 in ocr
OcfdicLtc.

sDT ,,GdttuIie telegraph" sem 6. tIrleS f,it.
iiiyt bic Rrrs, pcldSs @cGleGan 3u 2ats 0rpr0e
ssbaIrn, unr pribt itm 8ruB' esitiGtti6r Stn.
fer nod. Gr IaBt. !, 0rnn Gin S6uliunas bic
@ti&i&tr falIt aufdtrt. tann mag man itm lst.
nrr Susrno toIttr pryarben, obsr cin grmatblss
nr,. Gin Bfrntli&tr Mnnn, Gin @mwul In Der
Srdni9sn Staatsn grmss II niat su rntfGul.
ri8sn unb iOltc lsinrr llnwiHsntsit cher atF&tli.
den @nttetlanSm baItsr CUR firtnsasn 8srant,
pCrtuns 9sJc0sn rHbrn."
gBIe p!rb bteIs Suppe ban MtGtlaniltsn wsbl
munprn
aT<scSn 9sit--h.r oeE1rioe Rpopn
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
9 S6uQe6rer Derlan1t.

Das SGultUarb bts Sripsltrs Gaunf6ip, 9r>
Ga @aunip, S&uIOiIrittS, tpiinlGt estrrr an'
JulftlIsn, UNI Die Quilat iitsr bic S6uIrn bsS trs
iastcn DtTTttts Su fdtrsn. - Die Examination
oup esn GauntS .Sursrirtrnbnnt fnbrt aatt auf
3rsitosS ben t9tm uG6Rm ausuR, am Sauie
pon peter W Witlrr, In SGaTspllr. Die
S6ulrn treinnrn am tRcu Rcpfmtrr, uHp tpr'
esn 5 Oicnatsn odurrn.
9eui @Iau6, Qrdfitent.
g8iIion 6. pster, Sccretdr.
Suli 90, 1864. rq3m
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Snnulninnal frim.

Gin artitst tsr in isOtr 5amills Isn lO1t, Su
pertaufsn In 9tbpab's wUblfeltm aGsntaun BUD
lCbr.
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
g e tn be NJ

gm lsbttn 8rsttns In btsftr Stabt, 5r. % l.
I GtamS. Derr, In sinem @ltn ben So Sat'
rf1
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26
Slbuuro.

csttDuHl0.
Cine Praat8e Got Ilbums Icsbtn ubal(rn IN
rVtlf'flsm AQm!pwn SHSRuby,
Der Lecha Caunty patriot. [volume] (Allentaun, Pa.) 1859-1872, 1864-07-26

R% S5n 3sit-osr oeitrioe 8cGen
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OR MISSES AND CHILDREN.
Ou-o. nrEA =
Custom Work.

Best style made to order. from a ehild's kid boa
tee, to a mans sewed F Boot.
A. MCCONNELL, HAIN STREET,
Has the largest stock OF Boots, Shoes and RubbersA
ever before in this markRt-We do not ask you to
come and buy. but come and let us show you the
goods and prices, and if wedO not save you 10 pr OF
on what You pay Us cash for. We will st0pthe works
and 20 as Unels Sans boys -Awaydowu South in
Dixie" to fight Secesh.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07
TIna Sleeps.

never undertook bu. once. sIij f.m.
to set at uauEht the authority II m, wit-.
Nou knov her wsy-cool. gui.t bar d.
iermined as ever grow Just after w.
were married. a3d az was uicr7u.f coy.
she got me In the habit cf DONG ri tie
churning. She h1isaet breakfast rather
before me one morning. and sipg,nc
away from the tsLis. she filed the cnnrn
with cream. and SIT II 'lorn WHERE I
couldn't helm s-viau wh-t --s wanted -
50 tork hold readily enough and c5mn-
cd TIL the butter came She II lu't thank
me. but looked 50 nice aud sweet alnG,
it that ! felt well paid.
We'll. when the next churniuE alv
came along she did the same thing and
l followed suit. and fetched the batter.
| Again and again il was done Just 50. and
[ was regularly set for IL every time
Not a word said. You know, of course.
! Wnllhv and by this began 10 be rather irk-
/ some: I wanted her just to ask ne, but
she never did, and I wouldn't say any
hing about 1t 10 save my life. So on we
went. st last I made Il resolve that |
would not churn another time until she
asked me. Churning day came, and
when nv breakfast-she always got nice
breakfasts-when that was swallowed,
! there stood the churn. ] got up, and
standing n few minutes just 10 give her "a
| chance. l nut on nv hat and walked out
of doors. I stopped in h yard to give
her time TO call me, but never n word
did she, and so with a palpiiating heart
moved on. I went down town, and my
| GOT was as restless as Noah's dove. felt
as IL had done wrong. l did not feel
exactly how-but there was an indescrib-
able sensation of guilt resting on me all
the forenoon.
1t seemed that dinner time would new
err come, and as for going home one min
uta before dinner, I would "a soon have
cut nv cars off. So / went f~retting and
moning around town till dinner hour
cane. Home ] went feeling very much
rs 2 criminal must when. the jury Is ont,
HAVING in their hands his destiny-lie or
! death. Icould not make up my mind
exactly hoY she would meet me, but
some kind of a storm I expected. VIII
you believe it-she even greeted me with
| a smile-never had a better dinner foI
me than on that day; but there stood
that churn Just where l left It Not g
word was said; l felt conioundedly cut
and every mouthful Of that dinner fell
as if II would choke me-. She didn't pay
any regard to it, however, but went On a
if nothing had happened Before dinner
was over / had again resolved, and SHOW
ing back my chairImarchedto the churr
and went at it, just in the old way
Splash, dip. rattle-i keptlt up As i
in spite, the butter was Q Y so long II
coming. I supposed the cream standing
SO long had got warm, and So redoubied
my efforts.
Obstinate matter, the afternoon wore
away while l was chur ming. l paused a
last from resi- exhaustion, when she spoke
for the FIRST time. Come Tom, my dear
YOU have ratified that buttermilk Ions
enough-if it IS for fun youare doing 1t I"
1 knew how it WAS in 4 fash. She hat
brought the butter in the forenoon anC
left the buttermilk in for me 10 exercis'
with never set up formyseifin house
hold matters after that.
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g z q \ = p +
BOOT L SHOE STORE.

DNVA . NNEVL eLVlNAs
Il one Of the best places on the Reserve, and has
been for fifteen years, to get good goods at low pri-
ces. All work Is warranted, and what's not made
in the shop, we get made cut, and is warranted all
the same. A-DO not fail TO call and see him before
you buy.
Mems Rubber 0yershOes, Mems Rubber Sandals,
Women's do Women's do
Misses and Children's 0vershoes.
Just reed at MeC0NNELL'S. Main Street.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07
go TO a.
Il. MeCONNELL'S
AND GET MS OWN MAKE W

AND GEE HIS OWN MAKE pF
Mems French Calf s Boots,
ito DO do DIS Boots.
BE- 20 Kip do do do
Cavalry Boots, Long leg
Coarse Boots. DS Prime.
Kip DO DO do
-W---. Grain do do do
II Scotch Ties. mems. Boys Kip Course Boots
do BalmOraI. 10 do Grain i Calf do
Army Shoes, - Do Youths Copper Tip do
Infants do do
Girls Calf and Kip do
Boys Balmorals Kip and Calf.
\ Ouths do do z
FOR THE LADIES.
=Gostand Kid BainoraIs. Goat and Kid boots,
English Lasting do Glove Kid Balmorals.
Glove Calf do silk gore lasting do
Our owl make Of Calf. Goat and Kid Balmorals
and BOOtees.
OR MISSES AND CHILDREN.
r. " Our OKn make EEa-A
Lasting Bslnorals. Lasting tong Gaiters.
Goat < Kid do Calf and Gsat BOOtees.
Calf do Copper Tip Shoes.
silk gore Lasting Caters. = cent Shoes.
Kid. Goat and Calf BOotes-
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4 Lawyer that had Testimony
T-n0ENOH

Ln 81
r. A story il told of a very eminent law
yer-in-New York receiving a severe rep
rimand. from a witness on the stand,
whom he was attempting to brow-beat.-
1t was an important issue, and in order
to save his cause from defeat, 1t was nee
essary that Mr.. k-should impeaoh the
witness. He endearored to it on the
ground Of age. The following dialogue
r. ensusd:
How old are your"
"S~eventy-tWo years"
Your memory, Of course, is not SO
brilliant as it was twenty years ago, isit?'
Il do not know but it is"
State some circumstance which oc-
Cured, say twelve years ago, and we shall
be able to see how well you can Temem-
Der"
Il appeal to your honor if I am to be-
INTERCEPTED in this manner-it is inso-
lent"
YES, sir. state it," replied the Judge.
"WelL, sir, if you compel me to do it,
l viii. About twelve years ago, you
studiedin Judge rs Office did you
not?"
Yes"
well, sir, I remember your father
coming into my Office and saying 10 me,
Mr.. D, my son is TO be examined to-
morrow, and l wish you would lend me
fifteen dollars to buy him a suit 0 fclothes.
| remember, also, sir, that from that day
to this, he has never paid me that sum.
That, SIR l remember, as though it had
been but yesterday"
The lawyer said, considerably abashed:
THAT will do. sir" To which the
witness replied:
Il presume it will"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07

PLEAsUREs-Pleasure like the rose
are sweet but prickly; the honeydoth
not countervsil the sting; all the
worlds delights = vanity, and end
in yexation; like Judas, while they
kiss they betray. would neither be
astoic nor epicure-allow of no pleas
ure nor give way to all; they are good
sauce, but not to make a meal OF. l
may use them sometimes for diges-
ton, never for food.
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~wzETFD--=A PASTOR.

Determines what 10 do.
There was a smart young fellow,
With q serious, earnest way,
Who but for u great blunder
Had surely Won the day;
Who left so good an impression,
On Monday one or two
Went round among the people
-- , To see if he would do.
The pious, cody portion
Had not a fault 10 find;
His clear and searching preaching
They thought the very kind,
And all went smooth and pleasant
Until they heard the views
Of some Influential sinners
Who rent the highest pews.
OF them his pungent dealing
Made but a sorry hit;
The coat Of gospel teaching
Was quite too tight a fit.
Of course his fate was settled.
Attend, We Parsons all,
And preach to please the sinners,
If you would get g call.
Next came a spruce young dandy
Who wore his hair too long;
Another's coat was shabby,
= -AAo IA ~ ~ Wy EAafAEH
And enc NeE-Haven student
Was. worse than all Of those,
We couldn't hear his sermon
For T%HIEETNG or HIS NosE.
Then wearying of candidates
We looked the country through,
Mid doctors and professors,
TO find one that would do;
And after much discussion
On who should bear the ark,
With ToLERABLE agreement
We fixed on DR.. Parke.-
Here then We thought il settled,
But were amazed TO find
Our fattering invitation
Respectfully declined;
We turned to DR.. Hopkins
To help u in the lurch,
Who strangely thought THAT COLLEGE
Had claims above our church"
Next we despatched committees.
By twos and threes, to urge
The labors for a sabbath
OF Rev. Shallow Splurge.
He came-a marked sensation,
SO wonderful his style.
Followed the creaking- of his boots
As be passed up the aisle.
His tones were so affecting,
HIS gestures so divine,
A lady tainted in the hymn,
Before the second line,
And on that day he gave US
In accents clear and loud,
The greatest prayer ever addressed
To an enlightened crowd.
He preached a double sermon,
And gave US angels food,
On such a joyous topic,
The Joy of solitude"
And full of sweet descriptions
OF flowers and pearly streams,
OF warbling birds, and moonlit grove
And golden sunset beams.
OF faith and true repentance
He nothing had to say:
He rounded all the corners,
And smoothed the rugged way;
Managed with great adroitness,
To entertain and please,
And leave the sinners conscience
Completely ut its ease.
Six hundred is the salary
We gave in former days,
We thought it very liberal,
And found 1t hard to raise;
But when we took the paper
We had no need to urge
To raise a cool two thousand
For the Rev. Shallow Splurge.
In vain were all our efforts,
We had no change at all,
We found ten other churches
Had given him a call,
And he in prayerful waiting,
Was keeping all in tow,
But where they bid the highest
Twas whispered he would go.
And now good Christian brothers;
We ask your earnest prayers,
That God would send a shepherd
To guide our church affairs;
With this clesr understanding,
A man to meet eur views,
Must preach to please the sinners
And FIJI the vacant pews.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07
NOTIONS.

YANKEE NOTIONS.
i In the Notion department l aim to keep a
fall supply of all the leading articles, bought ex-
pressly for the jcbbing Trade. On my shelves may
800 doz. Cotton Hosiery Of grades mostly b"agh las,
l1 Cotton and LisIe Thread Gloves,
50 Gents Suspenders of all qualities.
100 Neck Ties. all col0rs and prices. 81
800 Gents Collars.
50 Ladies do
500 "200yds Spool Cotton Thread.
200 lbs Black Linen,
800 Packs Pins Nos. I, 3. 1, ;,
100 gross Ladies Dress Buttons, assorted.
400 Coat, Pants and Vest Buttons.
500 Pearl Shirt Buttons,
500 Common Agate
50 Lead Pencils,
100 Reams Note. Letter and Fools Cap papers
300 dOz. Ladies Dress BraidS in assorted CIlnTs.
loo gross steel Pens.
10000 Gun Gaps,
100 gross 34 yard Shoe Laees.
100 G Hooks and Eyes.
100 dOz. Pocket MemOrandumS
so gross Pen Holders,
$50 doz Serpentine Braid.
81 Marrow Silk do. in cOlOrs.
10 gross Rubber Circular Combs.
. Rubber and Horn dressing combs.
3 Genuine Yankee Soap.
, Ola Brown Windsor.
10 Ladies' SILK Belts.
so lbs Sewing Silk,
so doz. Machine Silk all eoIors,
800 Bolts fine velvet Ribbons, asSOrteistyIes.
10 gross Ladies combs.
so dOz. Pocket Books.
100 gross Rubber Hair Pins.
50 lbs Common
. gross Glenn's Honey Soap,
2 gross Lyons katharon.
$1,000 Envelopes assorted,
5 gross Japanned Tobacco Boxes,
20 gross Crochet Balls, assorted ;"l"rs.
" Burnett's Cocaine,
&c.. &c.. &c.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07

Somebody, who thinks he is right,
says that only those who habitually
breathe through their mouths instead
of their nostrils, are eve in danger
from yellow fever.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07
Court Competition !
GROCERIES,

ENUUEhIES,
~ In my list of Groceries, I offer for inspection
the finest old New Orleans Sugars and MOlasscs
that can be found in any Market. The Trade or in
dividuals can be supplied by the hogsheaA, barrel
or single pound at close figures. In my Tea chests
can be found the finest qualities in Market at Teas-
enable prices. Coffee, Rice. Pepper, Cassia. Nut.
megs, Tobacco, Soaps, Candles, dc, Nc, in quaint.
tiesto accommodate the Trade in general.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07

NUMBER OF PLANTS TO THE AcRE.-The
following table may be useful to the farm
er and gardener in showing the number
of plants, or trees, that may be grown on
an acre Of ground, when planted at any
of the aforementioned distances
Dist. apart. No. plants. Dist. apart. No. plants,
l foot 1850 3 feet 5o0.
u feet 1890 y feet 521
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-12-07

OIL Shades, Curtain Muslins, EN-
~ broidered Curtain Muslins, Curtain Fixtur es
ets.. = graat variety. PECK BRog1iESG-
WABLE LINENS, Bleached and
Brown, Wool Spreads. Toilet Quilts, IA and
s. Sheetings, and Pillow Case Muslin, and every
thing IN the line Of house furnishing good.