Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1864-03-16

ands, and the thousands millions. Trans
late them back into the higher denomipa-
tions and the old sum remains s-often less
heavy amount BY way Of brokerage and
commission. Of course we do not;deny
that large fortunes have been made by many
since the beginning of the war, but those
many are but few in comparison with the
whole population, and that small number
will be still further diminished by the rev.
Citations of the next three months. ~ 4
The Dutchman and stonewa11 jackson.
The following amusing story Of the ex-
perience Of q German sutler in the Yankee
army is told by. one of our surgeons, who
was left in charge of our wounded at Get
tysburg, last summer. It seems that the
surgeon, in passing through HagerasoBn,
overheard conversation which took place
on the street between the sutler and q friend
of his, which was as follows: ,sy
Friend.-"Hallo |! BroomI thought you
were down in Dixie, sutlef3g
Broom.-aWeH, you zhist take one
drink % lager beer mits me and tells you" !"
They both drink, and Broom continues:
Il "You see de times git dull here about
HagerstoHn, and | links ] gaes me NIT the
army and sutler. Veil, I zhist takes me
mine shpring wagon and mine nagro boy
Ike, and gets me some goots. and goes me
to Yilliamstown. Und dare. is deacoYalree
and de, infondree and de ardilleree.; und
de bond plays Yonkee Doodles, und Shtar
Spongled Bonner and Hail Golumby und
de shtars und shtripes float NIT de,tops ov
de houses NIT de vind-und Itinks me dos
is.all right. s -. sa4s ~
Und den falls me in de rear oy de- army
sund gaes me; to Martinstown; und dare
sells me mine crackers ind mine sardines
uud mine lager beer, und gets me- de
creenbacks NIT mine pocket, und thinks
me does is good. Und den falls me in NIT
de army again und goes me NIT ter zhener:
al Banks to Winchester.
Veil, dare at Winchester sells me mine
sardines und mine crackers, undmine se-
CARS und mine lager beer und-all mine
goots, und gifts pe de creenbacks NIT mine
pocket und links me does is all SO goot.
Und den gaes me to Mr. Taylor, ov de
Taylor House, and tells me der Mr. Taylor,
now you zhust keep de shpriug wagon und
de nagro. boy Ike, und I gaes me to Balti-
more und buys me heap O. new goots-four
five dollar tousand vort-und comes me
back to Winchester mud gifts me one house
close by de Taylor SO you canssse him as
you comes NIT de Taylor Housesdis way ;
uud puts me de nice fy paper on de vail,
und puts me mine goots in mine house /;
und runs me two shticks nit de door ont for
trow de calico agross zhust for tract de ten
tion.qF. q: 20 - Z. 80. 49, .;7s,5
Und von day COON yons negro boy und
looked him mine vinder in upd says, "Oh
vot purity goots!- heap purity goots
Wish had some dem goots. Never mind,
Shtonewall zhackson coome some desc days,
den gifts me some dem gootsP "Und |
say Vot you know bout it q? ShtoneWall
Zhaokson not can COON here5 deg be too
many peoples !"
Und Won day COON van Yankee coyalree,
und shteal me mine goots; und den gaes
me to der Zheneral Banks, und tells me der
Zheneral es von Yankee covalree shteal me
mine goets; und der Zheneral say, 81
makes dat Yankee coValree bring back dem
goots."
Und de next day COON de Yankee coVal-
rec und put me mine goots on Won; counter,
und another Yankee covalree shteal me
mine goots from. de other counter, 80 have
not so much goots as before. =
Und Won day COON Won nagro vench and
price me de goots und say: "Dese goots be
too high Never mind, Shtonewall zhack-
son COON here some desc days, den gifts me
desc goots for nothing" Uud I say "Darn
de nagro vench. Vot you;know about it!
Shtonewall Zhackson not can COON here;
dey be too many beoples:" Und den COON
de biok bucks NIT de ladies und price me
de goots und dey make up NIT de moose,
und say "Dese goots be too high. Never
mind; Shtonewall Zhackson COON here
some desc days he gis;dese goots." Und l
say, Vot you know bout its ShtoneWali
zhaekaon he can not COON, here; dey be
too many. beoples."
And Won day shtand me in mine door
,und looked me shtreat up, and sees me Won
Yankee coyalree COON down de shtreet, fast
as he can ooom-in NIT one shoe, and out
NIT one shoe, md his. hair shtick shtraight
out NIT de Wind. Und say, "Hello !
mine friend, for what you run SO fastp
und de Yankee covalree say, 81 no shtop
talk me you, shtonewall zhackson eoomp
und den hears me de big gun 60 loose, und
l links me die be one skarmish in :defsu-
burbs og de town, und die be von immor-.
alize Yankee coyalree run away. 2 =
Und den looks me de shtreet up and dtseea
me dc sutler wagon COON und zhust behind
de sutler wagon de ardilleree run in NIT De
sutler wagon, und brake de sutler wagon,
und dare lays desgrackers, und pins und:
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