The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1864-03-24
Mr. Nasty Establishes slavery.
Church Nv the Slawterd Innocents, !
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"of March the wunst, eightconG4. }
Trubbles air, a comm on me thicker
and ihster. "Men change, but prin-
siples never" hcz bin motto NV mine
for yccrs, and blecvin in the CRATE
prinsiplc nv the Strong ownin the week,
or in uthcr wurds, Slaivry, shell new
er Geese my efforts to maik it univer-
sill. Thcf bein a onreezonable prcja-
dis in the minds NV the week wuns NV
mi congregashcn aginst bein the per
pctyal servansc uv them as nacherhcz
maid to rool. l cald a mectin Nv my
flock, to cphsidder the matter. l in
terdooct it thus; '.0
By Onesimus and Hager proovd
that slaivry was slripteral.
BY 'kussid be Kanan," ct scttry, I
shode concloosivly that the niggcr wuz
the idcntiRle indiviUle who wuz to be
the sed slaiv.
Then it wuE put to vote and it wuz
unanimusly rcsolvd that Aferkin slaiv-
ry be interdoost amungst us. / notist
with pleshcr that the poorer man
wuz, the moar anXshus he wuz to own
q niger
Opinyuns wuz then interchainged.
AbsOlum Kit, who is a carpenter, an
who never saivd a doler, hevin a sick
wife and large fhmlyuv small Children,
sed he felt CRATE work he'd bin dun
that mite. The prowd Aglo- -saXun,
hoom nacher intended to rool he'd bin
that mite elawatid his speer. HEM
4th ther wuz no moar laber fur him.
He he'd a contrak to bid a howse
fer bruther Podhammer, and he he'd
no dowt that the bruthern who wuz
blest with mencs wood maik upa puss,
and enable him 2 hi a Niger carpen-
ter 2 do hiz wcrk. Wy
Brother Podhammer ariz. He, NV
koarse, wood be glad 2 assist bruther
Ntt, but dooty 9 his family rckwired a
diffrent axshun. lIiz ice now wuz
2 purchis a nigger carpenter higself,
and
'WHAT y exclaimed Kit. '
Bruthcr Podhammcr resoomed.-
He intendid 2 bi "a niger carpenter
hizself and bid hiz howse. The checf
buty NV the sistum, and the az maiks
lit altogether luvly, iz that yu kin BI
yoor laber. .. lns3..rY .i.H.f
sed bruthcr Kit, wat kin !
do, Of yp git nigger carpenters ? do
yoor work." r.. ...n....- .r.,..
"Trooly,'' SCI Podhammcr, 81 kno
not. "A carpenter kin be purchist fer
$1,000, the intrist NV wich sum is 60,
an hiz kepein say 500 more, per an
num- Now if bruther Kitt'll kun 2
them wagis, and be modritly umble, I
mite, fer his saill, forego the cXquisit
pleshcr NV foggin anigger, an still en-
ploy him" .. ...r ....
HBut," scz Kit, turnin pail, "my
family wood starvc on them wagis.-
Wy l mite ez well be a niger my
self" ~ a.., tD. ..
At this pint | liftid up mi voisc: ]
eXortid bro. Kit to pashcnse. The
grate Dimicratie lice that cappytal
shood own laber must be cstabisht.--
1t mite bare hard on indivijics, but
wat then? John Rogers went camly
? the stalk for prinsiplc, Ef bro. Kit
doth not like 2axscpt his normal kon-
dishn 2 wunst, he kin 60 2 sum less ia
verd country, wher the CRATE institoo-
shen is not establish. .....
Bruther Podger, a blacksmith, sed
he spozd the rich uns wood bi a mig
ger blaxsmith 2, and also let him cmi-
graterr r. HN ,..-..,..
Bro. Snipcs, aplastrer, maid simlcr
-obserwashn, y, .r. g.si
II Bro. Punt a briklayOr, rcmarkt
likewizc. ,a...., ,.... .......
Whereupon they all in korus, simi-
larly exclaimed they'd see us ID
lst, and then they woodent. .
1Wherupon tina reconsidcrd the rcso-
lushn cstablishn slaivry. :, .f la.v.
Kit and his herrytix wuz not at
church last Sundy, and the postmaster
scd tha had sent OFF q klub fer the
Moo York Tribboon. .','
Trooly, Il rcformer's Jerdon am Il
hard rode to travel, ] believe.
PETROLEUM V. NASBY,
Paster nv sed Church, in charge.