The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1864-12-03


WI HNyE NO pounr our readers viii fully
'.mIhhDe viii ne writer o the 1lowIng 1t Ia dl,cl.
LmmN's pAsrEFt \. Y; HAn9Gg?R,l
| Nr SroRrs and Compnnv-I am iu duranco vile
Nunst moaT tho tree liberty upooted in my per.
son wunst moar hev the unrghtous tools nv the mon
ser LiNKiN seized my venerable form, and wened lox
ard incarcerated Il In basteel. So menuy hev bin i'm
prisoned Ter opinions sak, that ct kin Kit a parIncr
! with capital, she 20 into ttc marterin bzznes. But
! my natrashen-Wen the moose reached at mister
AsOrs tavern. where nlluz dispose NV my weery Orm
and black carpet bag in the trooly goto slty Of
y, York, that sum Of the bruthern Of our way
ward sisters Eon into the fire work Dizziness
l y ckod mp scd carpet bag containing nv last
chuslulf, and hNstcd to malk my eskaip from
etevour ng cllymCnt bloc coated h'ren, g,utIv
Tlacei his pollutId paw shoulder, and sez cum
Whh'mc' In vain protested that a Methodist
preachcr, selhn trut trCe7-my wlch blossoms ~
the Obstlr and copy Of the New York NOsys he In
my pocket wuz aginst me, and wuust col lcd
with my hdhus corpis on tug aud tgged (golk) dowl
to tht seaside abode OF Suthern brethrn in n
York bay perceived at glance the strategk mnor
lance " the position. Wen I got there ths LIukjn
mnions nut me with = company OF Looseaner Peli-
cans, as tho had been TUX In regHr warfare mus
say, in this conncckshuu that was su rprlseI at tue
siile nv uniform worn by the Pccans. IL consists
nv hole In the sect nv the pants, with the tale the
fhirt waving gracefully thcreron The Kernel ap-
preached me, when the iollerin colloquy ensood:-
"Desorter2"
"NO.u
"splrits Of turpentlno2"
no."
Your naimol"
"Artemus Ward, piec1 mani" mother goab) slludn
ia tho pieces hev writ AMI spoke, but the Kernel did
not IT, but notlst all the time he was eyoIn INV
clothes wlsully they ben the got at yuro ''yun
price, under the Kontncntal, and they wuz bran new
eXcepn the velvet weskit
mir Ward, yoo gladly ez q recroot in tho
g1and army Of freedom. Ez yu dlvest yorself OF the
clothes the yrant divest yorsef ov whatever ling.
erin ahccthlns 700 may hev for the land NV yer ma
tytv, and ez yoo array yurself in the gab sohorn
gDlla fTNr In IxgTfV E.
annymates US all. Jones sed he adtrSsiin his Or
d0ry, "is Thompson ded yii z"
mot quite" sez the Orderly
Never mind" sez the Kernel "he can't git wei nv
that fever; strip of his Uniform and Civ IL u Wtd ana
berry him."
Judged nom the still Nv the uniforms saw on n, men
around nc, "a ruther not enlist but sod nothl hen
the Orderly returned with tho deCGost ThOmp gpus uni
form groancd innardy. There a pre- NV pants
with the sect entirely torn away, ana log gone be-
low the knee, shoe with the on aud tho straw he
had wrapped around the other loot, aud grey wooden
shirt.
'put on yure uniform rite here soz the Kernel.
Reluctantly pulled on my double -soled boots and
wuz pcrhed to see the Kernel kick on the slippers he
wore and pull en- on pulled Ofmy pants-he put en-
on, and so with every article dress possessteven
TO my warm OyeTcOte Ia passed out the LOOtenunt
Kernel Major and AjItent pulled to side, and
Mkt me II coodont git three moar Jumpers" Wun
glause at their hRbllyments showd me why they wuz
so anxious fur bounty Jumpers.
Measures hey been tux too gme out this. Mr. Asor
u hacl pulhuuH VIII go my bale ana wen am shall
want an entire new SCOT of clothes from you, wien
81 all iumeiaeyorcr take the place OF the Uniform OF
tie "fclicans," wich at present Yourn with dis
tuat, a. WARD, ShOwmln.
10 Charles Stokes and company, tailOrs
in the Kontlnontel Hotel, PhildelV.
FoR THE HOLIDAYS
Brilliant Variety Of
Rare and Choice Connections
Suited to the Season,
Now Rea y,
In BoNa, one, two three, four, ard five dollars CHI
snrrEs +. wurMAv,
No. 1910 Market street.
HUSBANDS.
As a gift from husband 20 wife there could
be nothing appropriate the Whcele, & wilson Sew
ins Machine.
r,ruEns.
As Ilt iom ather 10 a daughter the Wheeler 4 VIII
son Sewing Machine would come ike ap3ternal bnedi-
ton. Try it, ye Kind hearted fathers aud your chudrens
children VIII bless you forever.
woWIHs.
Nothing could be more acceptable as apr,seLt from
brother TO sister than Of those adnrablo aa chimes
admitted to be the best in The world
As token Of esteem from hiend TO friend nothing could
be moIe eesaut than this world renowned Sewing
Machine.
rliuAEuWor7rs.
Those who have desire to do great amount of good At
smt cost, hlud end Wheeler wilson Machine to
some Toor struggling womau and thereby enable ler to
supp ont erse family and lay up something Tor the
future. Those who have Wheeler q Wilson Machine
are sure ofpleuty OF work at good prices.
TO show the immense and growing popularity Of the
Wheeler G Wilson Machine, we would state that over
$4,000 them win have been manufactured this year. and
nearly O) have been sold In Phia alone Jnsruc-
0u given A. the residences u purchasers Every machine
warranted aud the money returned I not egtrely salts
Ali fl 10 anf
Wheeler Wilson, No. 50i Chesnut street, aud these
wonderful Machines IN operation. Send for circular aud
5pceimens Of work. NO charge.
CUU EAEll AED MAKE YOUR sELaeroy.
TEr DISCONTINUED YouTH.-By umBAuo o.
r,art RAN.
"1el me ye yeNlns power. oC@te"
ao cried In tones Of woe,
Why many have been born 70 great
while am placed 30 lowg
10 mine were rank and lofty birth,
ia prize them more than they
WHO have them, yet know not che wJrth
OF titles which they sWay!'
Cease, boy " his sire did thus command.
"TO mourn your destined statei
Your birth has chanced within lard
Where anyway he great
Here you need not your boasts maintUa
on what your race have done,
For all the glories which you gain
shall by yourself be
Nature no meaner gifts reveals,
OF body or OF mind,
Ia as than in the Prince who feels
Contempt for allhis kind
Ihe pTOudestinOble that does view
Himselfiu mirrors talii
Looks not superior TO you,
In clothes from Tower HAIL.
we are selling READY-NADE GARNESrs eqUN "A kyery
respect s.fe f material and s0rkadNsh % any made
10 measure, at % TO 50 per cent Lower pree We have
full and complete assortment Of th choicest goods In
tho market purchased for cash, az Rs loVeI prices af
he seasoa and sold forcssn only therefore at the ioW-
est prices possible.
TowER HAIL, No. as Market street
BEEERfT 90,