The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1864-03-17
REr. Nasty EN- uick LeIIan.

That distinguished disciple of Vallandig-
ham, late of the United States of America,
Petroleum V. Nasty, Esq, vigorously pro-
tests against the nomination by the Democ-
racy of the Chickahominy digger for Presi-
dent for sundry and sound reasons, as given
in the following letter
CuURCH w THE SHATTERED INNocENrs,
LAIr ST.. NALLANDIGHAM.
+ l motifs in the Dimocratick papers desire
2 maik Gen. Mick Lelan ar Gen Grant our
nominee fur the Presidentsy. SooisidIe lice
l pertest
Time hasent fetched my flown lox with
frost and furrode my massive brow for moth
en-. Peepil hev sumtmes doubtd my hon
isty-- butIny talince, never. don't always
pay, but Inever failed borrerien. WITCH is
useful. Their4 | throw myself in2 the breech
and demand heerin.
am inHexibly opposed 2 Mick Lelan's
noninashen. | hey faith in the soundnis Nv
hz dimocracy, but nun whatever in biz A
Bility. Look at it. He was pased in a
posishen to maik the democracy, but instid,
he Obi weeknis) well nigh rooined it. He
had under his llontrole $50, 600 Aboishenists
A man NV genius wood hev destored EN- all,
whereas he only sunk abowt the half, levin
the rest hv and vote agin us A nomy-
knee Nv the dimocrisy must be man able
2 kontrOle luther men. IL he SIGH Not
emmy. Did he not let that ar born devil
Hooker, Kerry, and Mansfield, (who wuz
killed, halIeIoogy) brake away and fife
our Southrin brethrin at Anteetam and else
whir? KILN jest as menny Southrin dino
Gratis ez wuz killed NV the aberlishenists p
Troo he stopt it ez sumo ez he cood--troo
him and titsioin Porter lade out Pope and
kept him frum betting our Suthrin friends
-troo he did Linkum ez mulch hurt and
Davis ez mulch gud ez wuz in him, but the
wurk he mite hev dun wuz onla half
dun.
Ills lice wuz not our lice. His STRATEGY
wuz 2 shashay backards and forerds until
both sides wuz eggshausted, and then tn
pach UP compromise. He wanted Lin
KUN histed 2 wunst, and he'd Uher bin
proper uuderstandin atwixt him and Lee
Jefferson Davis mite hev bin IN the White
House, and we, the pure dinocricy, mite
not ouIa hev had the Post Oilises, but hev
been a revlin on the coniiskated estaits NV
aboIishunists, which wood hev bin cOnstoosh
Incl he'd my eagle eye fixt on a sheep
| farm NV $50 akers, but alas got it not.
| Then the iron entered my sole Then
kussed the imbesility NV the man who he'd
swindled me out Nv the farm | longed fer
! I'll nun NV him Ayant
| FL fer Grant, my sole rekoils with horrer
at the bear lice. What! nominate man
whoos willin sord drips with the CORY life
bIud NV unwilin dimocratic saints Never
Forbid it heven Marry the virgin Peese
to a soier drenched in goar Nasty forbid
the bans
The trooth IL, we are gettin wild. A
man can't look ways without dom violents
2 his organs NV yishen. If PERSISTED in he'd
beklIm cross-ide. We connenst with our
faices soutward Their our hope lize-let us
keep ize that way. If we nominate war
man. and turn back into war platform,
what better are we than the Gentiles? Sutch
iimnasticks air purity see, but tina rench
the jimnastist.
No let US go on en- we begun. Ez peece
men our kais IL not hoaplis. The knew &
unconstooshnel tecks on whiskey keeps the
ortiz rdos- dimocrasy strait Though at our
expens) and a lucky konfederate victory
this spring wood turn the week-need war in
in2 pece brawIers Good hevens air We
Einsain? Shell we throw away such wepins
en- taxs, conscripshen, niger, free speach,
ct settery, and bow the nee Linken New
or!
4 Wat we want il thes:
4 !. A peece man for kandydate.
2. Moar Matters.
Efthe outraijd Vallandygum and Sam
, medary, and Geo. e. Poo, wood, for the gud
Of the party, consent tn be driven tn desper-
ashen by the Tyranny nv the Administra-
shun and kommt suicide, it wood be a
trump kard for u.s. Wat muvin appeels
{ we cud make over there ded bodiz. I'll rite
tu um on the subgeck.
$ 8. The forInashun Nv AIDE Socyetis tn
defra the expenss Nv the kampane, which
will be eporrnus, DIN tn the tacks on whisky.
a. Konfederate victrys, and lots Nv TN,
/ which not only kills off Abolishen voters, but
5 dishartens war men north.
5. The liberl prechin Nv pure gospil
? nntainted with Aberlishinism.
With these we kin win ez ely ez I used 2
! turn lack frum the bottum wen | was in q
q strait ov unrejenerashun.
Z Peece dimolrat for President 0 happy
y thought The forrin mishuns The Gus
tom howses! The Post OFFICES In short
the treazry Let us be wize and thezs il
Y ourn!
8 PETROLEUM V. Massey,
s Pastor Nv sed Church, in charge.