The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1864-08-18
Mr.. Nasty Waileth.
CHuHvn w THE Moo DIsrKNsAeHEN,


CHuHrn w THE Moo D1srKNsAeHES,
May the Is, "a.
To THE CHURcH:-A kalamity hez be.
fallen us! Lee is whald. This sfflick-
shen hez bin sent US for sum good purpos.
We hev not bin fatheful and hev bin
chastised. . how we must hev neglected.
our dCotis, to hev brot this upon US. Hev
We resistid drafts ex we shood? Hev we
bin instant in sem and out NV sem, in
KILN niggers? Hev we uSd doc dill
gence 10 mobbin hetrodox churches7 Fer
these and uther short cumins we air now
psyin. The follerin sam of hoomiIiashun
will be chantid on the sekund Sunday Nv
Joon in oil the churchis Nv my dioseze:
A vale!
Lift up yere voises mournfely, my
people! g.. .-# -
Howl ye saints-howl like unto the
hungry wolf, and the disapiuted jsckal.
Cry out like one tina: hath CRATE pane,
like one that suffereth with the belly AXE
Cast ashez upon her head Ferpandy-
wood, aud clothe ycrself 10 ssckcIoth.
Hev anuther coleckshen taken up, a
Vsllandygum, and pay yer lborde yere
or in advause, for yer exile is lengthen.
ed.
Wepe aud vale and nash yer teeth, o
Demockrisy, fer 700 hav bin measherd
and yer coffin ordered, and the day Nv
yer funeral apiuted, and 10, the corpse
will BE- reddy.
Fer the bitter has bin bit, yea the strong
man hez bin overkum.
Grant. who wuz to hev bio whipt, wuz
not whipt, on the kontrary quite the re.
vers.
And Lee, him We sot our hearts upon,
hez been beetin. and CRATE hez bin the
slawter Nv his host.
And Beest Butler will take Richmond,
and will not be hanged ez we prayd.
And the Confederacy will be strangled
and Linkin will be President, and the Of
fsis will be lost to US forever and forey-
er.
Wv what avaie to us wuz Fort Piller,
or Plymuth, or Red River? Lo tha wer
but fee bites on the back Nv giant
Fer in Virginny hev We bin chawd up
egrejisly.
And our week kneed uns, them ez
wanted peese last munth, hev bekum blud
thursty fer Linkip.
Vale ye saints!
Fer We hev chaned ourselves to corpse
and the corpse stiuketh.
Die Mick Lellan, for you woodent
sell at the rate Nv half dollar duzen,
if played out gincrals was in demand.
Yoo too, ValIandygum, fer yer mar.
terdum woodent win.
Steel wiggerously, Fcrnaudy wood,
fer its yer last chance
Fer wen the CRATE Sowth idlcd did We
not alluz dance, and now that she dioth
shell We not go and do iikcwse2
PETROLEUM.
am well ni.h distracted.
Fer 40 yeers the Dimocratic party hez
bin 2 me, literally, wittles and drink. e.
Fer forty yeers hez it bin my pleezin and
profitable dooty to lead Dimocratik
flock, livin luxuriantly off Nv the sheer
ms
My dreno Is ore. Ia few short
months there wont be 90 Dimocrisy, and
what then? l amt adapted to no other
party.
Wunst / undertook to pass myself orf
es Republican, at wun Nv their conven-
shuns.
"My gentle friend,' did wun Nv 'em
remark, scanning my yjigantik nose, which
is the buty and glory Nv my face, "my
little friend, art thou wun wv us?'
"Verily, am l." sez T.
"We!l,' sez he, lookin at my noze agin,
"ef 700 waz in mi township, and wantid
to act with US, should require bonds "
I mite start erosery, bnt cf the Dem.
ocratic party expires what'll that bisnis
be wurth?
In my old age I am berecvcd
In tribulashun.
PETROLEUM v Nasty.
Paster nv se1 church in charga