Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1864-03-30

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being right.
BEAUTY often suffers, but it oftener makes
others suffer.
They boast of snow-drifts forty feet high
out in Wisconsin.
To lie little were not possible; he who
lies, lies an entire lie.
A FRIEND that you may buy with presents
will be bought from you.
IT is said that the Tartars invite man to
drink by gently pulling his ear.
CREDIT-A wise provision by which con-
stables and sheriffs get living.
IT is well for man to be wit if at the
same time he is something better.
To the contemplative soul there is no little
ness; the least of things is infinite.
Though death is before the old mans face,
it may be as near the young mans back.
HusBAND-An instrument constructed to
gTowl over shirt buttons that ar'n't thai" !"
WE can bid poverty welcome if it is con-
Siderate enough not to come at too late a
time.
He who finds pleasure in vice and pain,
in virtue, is a novice both in one and the
other.
A GOOD many of our people will generally
"take pull, without waiting to have their
ears pulled.
Originally the term of human life was a
thousand years; but that was before there
were doctors.
Some people allow their affairs to become
so deranged that their liabilities quite go out
of their mind.
The child of sorrowed mother catches
from her the trick of grief, and sighs even
amid its playthings.
There are not as many newspapers in the
whole Southern Confederacy as in the single
State of California.
The only chance for some mems hats ever
to contain anything valuable is to pass them
around for pennies.
"Union is not always strength" as the
sailor said when he saw the purSer mixing
his rum with water.
IT is no misfortune for nice young lady
to lose her good name, If a nice young gentle
man gives her better.
Boosting is something out of place. We
heard one man boast of being bachelor, as
his father was before him.
"ris well enough for an attractive wife to
have repulsiye husband. The rose isn't
complete without its thorn.
The present Mayor of Manchester, Eng
land, was formerly a vendor of newspapers.
Encouraging to newsboys.
Either there is a great deal of mans ma
ture i'll a monkey, or there Is great deal Of
monkeys nature in man.
Ideas are customers you must wait on
them as soon as they come, or they will be
gone to your rival, who will.
4 MAN who cannot command his temper,
his attention and his countenance should not
think of being man Of business.
4 WIT once asked peasant what part he
performed in the drama Of life I" mind
my own business" was the reply.
All men who do anything must endure a
depreciation of their efforts. 1t is the dirt
which their chariot wheels throw up.
THERE is many slip between the cup and
the lip, but there are many more slips after
the cup has been drained BY the lips.
Relieve misfortune quickly. A man is
like an cgg-the longer he is kept in hot
water the harder he is when taken out.
Mr.. Spurgeon, the great English sensation
preacher, nau 10 demonstrate WIN tne young
ladies of his chapel for fainting away SO
often.
IT is remarkable fact, that although
common sheep delight in verdant fields, re-
ligious fiocks are not anxious for green pas
tors.
The "falSe hair merchants" of London
import annually, at present, no less than
five tons Of maiden locks. So says an ex-
change.
Why are ladies the biggest thieves in exis-
tencei Because they steel their petticoats,
bone their stays, crib their babies, and hook
their dresses.
THF difference between Lord Russell and
Jonah, is said to be that Lord Russell was
brought up at Eton, and Jonah was eaten
and brought up.
FRANKLIN, on hearing the remark that
what was lost on earth, went to the moon,
asserted that there must be deal of good
advice accumu!rtc there.
A COUNTRY editor, who, with single boy,
does all the work of his office, says he doesn't
know how he can shorten his expenses un-
less he cuts off his devils legs.