The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1864-06-16

IA I'LL kne man WV van W.
behind recently purchased several
bottlos of ketcl-up
E7A wag lent clergyman 0
horse which ran away aud threw
him and then claimed crdit for "aid
in spreading the gospel y
uT"TuE Ohio" "Says a cores
pondent, is II sickly stream" "fes
replies tic Louisville Democrat,
"it is confined to its bed
WHEN fashionable women, in
full dress, protest against silk at
Tire" it is pretty much like Satin
reproving sin.
Tax heavy duti's imposed on
foreign spirits are said to be a
subiect of much concern in the
spiritual circles They have oil.
most put a stop to table rapping
in n good many establishments.
DPPompey, what am dat when
de wagon goes stops, yet It am
no use to de wagon and yet dc wag-
on can't go without it T. 81 CUBS
dat up, Glenn" "why, dc noise, OBJ
course"
10 "You bachelors ought to
be taxed, said lady to resolute ev-
ader Of the noose matrimOninl."l n
urce with you madam, twas the re.
ply"bachclorism is great luxury
By recent statement 1t seems
that Indiana has Il surplus of H..
4s7men over all calls, TO be- credit.
ed on the next call. What u pity
Ohio was not in the sane com.
Portable condition.
MIA Muinc editor rthus distin-
auishes between different sorts OF
patriotism. "Some esteem it sweet
to die for ones country, Others re-
gard it swecter to live for ones
country.
nTA paper asks very innoccitt.
", if there is any harm for young
ladies to cit in the lapse ofagcs.
Another replied that it depends
on the kind of ago selected. Those
from eighteen to twenty five II
puts down rs extra hazardous.
nFA exchange commenting
on the fact that n number of Gin
rinnati young ladies have been
married and carried away tu
other places, says no city has u
better claim to supply spare ribs
Tor immense west.
A oREAr change of sentiment Is
reported 10 be taking place IL
Southern Illinois in favor of th,
Administration. aud that section
the Obi ago 7ribuno SAYS, vii
now uphold the most radical meas
urcs TO put down the rebelIioni
nPlf there's n heaven ON earth
it IS u solt couch 10y your own iir'
side, with your wife one side, u smiI
ling baby on the other, n clear con
science, n dozen cigars, and kuowl
edge that you are out oi debt, ant
don't fear the tailor, sheriff or the
devil.
FlvE THOUSAND LEApEWs. The
editor Of the Berlin Volks Zoi
tung has received tho honor of II
public dinner ,on the occasion oi
the last of n series of five thousand
leaders which hc has written lor
that journal on five thousand sue
cessivc days, n feat which appears
considered Mt least equal to walk
ing thousand miles in n thousand
hours.
DTAn illitcrato Tcnnesseean
"native, "aud to the manor born,
who had doubtless never 5oen
from"hum before, overheard a per
son reading the telegram headings
in paper Just received the frat
Uf which was:
--latest from Washington "
"Mighty singular that, put in
the native; "Ior | alters heard the
old feller was dead"
UP The office RS of the Russian
fleet are receiving the hospitalities
of the City Of Boston in an agree.
able but unostcntatious series OF
excursions and dinners. It is under.
stood that the Admiral has receiv.
cd orders to leave with the thrcc
vessels now at Boston early next
week for the Baltic. The tyo yes.
sells at New York will also leave
soon, it is reported, Tor the Medit,
erranean.
UFThc following was posted
IN his house few days since, 10y Il
Pough- keepsic business man:
Headquarters, House Of.
General Order No Julia: I'm.
Ill the price falls, no more butter
will be used in this family.
JAMES.
lie had hardly reached his count,
ing house, when Especial messen-
ger handed him this!
James, Until Butter is reinstat
cd no moro tobacco will be used il
this house.
JULIA, rhiefofSmh,.
1t 10 said that butter won.
A JOKE FOR the LAprrs.-ThS
editor ola paper in Providence