The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1864-02-03
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10 inc Stump-a new tail grew out. lie
then applied the salve to the cutoff tail
and new dog grew out The dogs, of
course, were exactly alike. Don't this beat
most patent medicine pretensions s....
Brakemen average 81 years, Factory wo.
men q, Mlliners 35, Engineers and pow
der.makers 80, dyers, printers, painters
and apothecaries 40. Musicians 40, Editors
40, BARRIERS so, Mechanics about so, Mill
crs 90, Lawyers 55, Clients As, Physicians,
Divines 65, Sailors 40, Pilots Ga, Distiers
GA, Paupers and gentlemen" 6S!. The
Democratic vote of 1868 was One Million
-Four hundred, eighty eight thousand and
ninety. A petty good ballot-box for army
radicals to contend against Courage |!
Gen. Corcoran was the Grand Cen.
tire" OF the Fenian Brothers. If the Irish
are unpublished it is not because they are
not well rubbed. -. Forncy says "the
wretches who cry Peace ought to be cruci-
fied.' Just such Forney's lived in time of
Poatlus PLATE. John Morgan has fought
"a battles, took $4,000 men, killed 10000,
destroyed 80 millions of property, took
$4,000 arms, 30 pieces Of artillery, 10000
horses and travelled 10000 miles A
woman and Sailor arc alike-they both
watch the needle. 80 preacher in speak.
ing OF his congregation said they were
frozen together and formed a perfect Union.
....A married pair in Australia are III
and lO7 years old. They have lived to-
gether So years English transports of
l7ss.. Girls in Oregon are married at
ID to IA years of age. All the school
mans sent to the Pacific coast are married
and are mothers in - months from their
arrival
The Duchess Of Sutherland (Aunt Har.
rlets peD has gown woven for herself and
then stops the loom so that no other lady
can follow suit. Her revenue is only
two millions year. "A man of 70 in Mich.
is prosecuted for seducing girl of 20. Is
not the idea laughable? =. . A bachelor SAYS
the Rose Cottages of matrimony imply
an abundance of thorns "A court report.
er tells of man who seemed to feel un
pleasantly when condemned to bs hung
minister described hell in all no,
shapes possible and closes with "Finally,
my brethren, He'll is very uncomfortable
place! ....If you are joked pretty hard
don't mind it. Salt thrown at you will not
hurt unless you have sore places "A
man told his wife that he would quit smok-
ing only that he had spent so much valua-
bic to learn. -. lily drochlorc acid will DIES
troy the poison of a dog-bite. Wash tn,
wound with warm vinegar and apply the
acid. IA Rebel prisoner in looking at one
of our guns said "the Yanks wouldn't use
EN- much longer, because the Confederacy
was getting so thin that the balls would 90
clear through and kill the Ul.ioa troops on
the other sd:. ...John Thomas, made
will: "1give my things to my relations.
If any body kicks up row about it, he
isn't to have anyth'ngr'. "A young lady
absent from home, telegraphed back IL
am sick, have chilli The operator at
the home end, reported the last / a d and
the DIV was to pay with pa and ma in
double quick -. Grim. Gen. cases and di.
vorces for causes not pretty to name, are as
common now as they were infrequen,
twenty years ago. Is this attributable to
male tiIrts or is the cause to be found in the
afe"e$s and pretty dressing Of the ladies
of these modern days. A girl in linsey
dress, at the wash tub, with breath redo.
lent of cabbage and potatoes (not to speak
OF onlons) is very different star from one
with low-necked silk, diamonds in her
hair and perfumed with cologne till she
can't rest. The world is going ahead some.
where, but where it will 60 is past our
guessing Pipes are suitable to phlegma-
tic persons and good cigars to the magina-
tive. lit is presumed that Gen McClcl-
Ian will be dismissed because Of his sharp
criticism of the Administration" We trust
he may be dismissed. The meanness Of the
Senate in refusing to confirm Van Buren, as
Minister to England made him President.
IA printer set up young lady's poetry
Higher Hopes Higher Hoopsv' Her
brother proposed threshing the careless
rascal when Typo compromised by marry
ing the damsel.
The "Loyalists" of Louisiana are com
planning Of Banks for being arbitrary :.
VIM. Ii. Chur CHI and VIM. d. Jones, Post
Master and Dep. P. NJ. at Forrestville, Del
aware Co., Iowa, are under arrest at Du
buque, for robbing the mail .. The Re
publican State Con. of Iowa is called for
Feb. Odd FELT Of the Record, and some
other recruits Of the "uncn" order object
to the name of Republican as applied to
the political agglomeraton now in power.
No use squealng now, gentlemen! q. "A
lady near Muscatine had baby All right
thus far, but she was young, respectable,
unmarried, and the baby was killed to hide
her shame Poor girl we pity more than
blame her, but the fires OF an eternal To-
phct should crisp the soul of her heartless
ssducer. Why does the State Register
in its Legislative Report use the word "Sen-
ator" every time a member is mentioned
1t is very useless repetition. In some
State of this war like Republic two won,
were found living together as husband and
wife. The dead OF 1868 number 81, 5OO,-
600 persons. Reader this is the proc, ssion