Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1864-06-22
Missionary in DIR. Odds New Church Or
dained by Rev. Petroleum Y. Nasty.

Last Sunday we he'd an improvin seezen-
Robert looms Punt who hez been a study in
Ter the ministry with me for the past weeks
| vas HZeust and ordand He is yooth of
much promise. He voted Bookanon. sand
only Is years old; swor in his vote VIII a
GOODNESS that eggsted the admirasbun nv the
| partrlarks at the biznis. l kin safelv-zay
that be hez whald more Ablishnists. busted
moar Methodist brethrin and uther hetrodox
churches than any Dimocrat NV MS age in the
/ Staff He hez brilyunt fucher
| After the usual questions wuz put him
| and satisfactorily ansered the congreg rashen
was dismist, and in the presents NV the elders
and dekuns alone, delivered the followin
| CHARGE: q. 1
brother-HeyIn bin regerly ordand,it only
remanes fer me tn Civ VOC word of council
90 air goin into the apossal biznis at ray
Their unfavorable time Man which is born
NV woman hez trouble fer his inheritance
I've ned so much Nv il that eff had TO do II
over agln wouldn't be born at ALL *-1-t
The poitikle heyins is overcast with pre-
tenshus clowdS. The Htenin of wrath IL
IeapIn from wun 10 another, whist the thun-
der which wuuSt at distans now rores
angrily in our GERS. The old ship Dimoeriev
AZ tossing onto the wild valves, with nary Il
san set, her seems open, the water "a foreign
element to her insides) a rushin in. The
stlddlest part NV her crew seized the botes
and abandoned her, and the rest NV em are
titIn for the helum
In the meentime the old ship is dashin
past the haven Nv destructshen. To YOU il
entrusted part NV the work of savin her
Let me entreet you:
/. Avoid the soldiers. With them YOU hev
nothin III common. Wunst party Nv um
maid me drink pint water and take the
oath of allejinse, which outrage wuz follered
by CONGESTION Nv the BOWLS and inflammation
The brain.
, Allus preech agin the niger It's
soothin to ginooine constitutional suthern
rites dImocrat to be constantly told that thar
is a race of meaner men than he is. Pes.des
its sate-the niger haz no vote. Eff ne had,
we might vary.
3. Alluz hev a master. The stats rites
dlmoerisy alluz sympathize with man that is
in basteels for sympathysen with the south,
fer UNI kno how soon their turn NAV
kum
4. Preech agin amalgamashun at least
Sundays per munth. \ man straw that you
set up yerself is the easiest knoct down, per
tikelery if you set him up with view of
hooking him down. --.
3. Alluz diloot yer whisky for new con
verts. 1t talks much to convert an bilsh-
inst, and eff you the pure artikkel il
would kill ordinary constitooshen afore
he'd hev time to vote, which wood be aggre-
vatin.
%. Sarch the SkrlpterS faithfully for sich
pasSagZ eZ kussed be kanan, sarvance obey
your masters, and sich.
Z. Lern to rede, at lest git the shape
Nv the letters so fxt in your mind that
when 700 quote frum book or noospaper,
700 viii hold it rite side up. Eddiocashen
hez been CRATE help t. me.
s. Lern to spell and pernownce Missenege-
nashun. It's good word.
The CRATE leeding iiees sekt which
Ia Il i,,i-, ltyafn iu h.
niggers ape, Linkin goriller, jeff Davis a
chrischen gentleman, the rebellyun a strug-
gle for rites, the soljer a bloody tool, Ben
Butler beest, ct settra. 700 air never
believe in Federal victrys, but must allus
credit confederate successes ] woodent ad-
wise 700 to let your faith in the confedrisy
go so far as to take their scrip, on yer salary,
neether wood burn greenbax
hev dun. Go my bruther. Let yer pol
er star be Dimocrisy, yer rallyin cry, 1.-THE
1OOnyun ez ct wuz-the ConstOoshUn ez il
il which is attitoodious, fife the good fite
and the time will cum when you kin lay OFF
yer arms, and with "P. NJ" after yer naim,
enjoy the repose that alus follows well d-
rected and vigorous effort.
Bother Punt started to-day for Southern
lliinOy, where he has chongregashm.
PETROLEUM Y. Nasty,