Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1864-03-19
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sY GoTTEBELL GoTrENsNIDER.
Lynheey Editor Mime wife Kiterine
abe kums and looks over mine sholders
vile PEGS writing, and say she wish I
would not spreschen any more bolotics,
for she diuks dat bolotics ish Won pig hum:
bug, and the boloticians pigger Won
and she feels very pad because l PEGS
candidate for Congress, for she dinks dat
ven l goes to Washington will have to
steal aud drink so very much pad viskey,
to hold mine Office, dat dey old dieul will
gifts me. knows vi dis ish, Kiterine she
belongs to dey sburch. She shust kums
home from dey pig barty vot dey gives dey
Shurch at dey Voreegan. She drinks j.
vos very foine, more peter ish dey Circus
vot she vos to last Summer, and she drinks
dat dey niger show vos much peter ish
goot. She dinks dat dey Sisters Of dey
Shurch dey sheat de soldier, for dey sell
them SO many dickets dat dey room couldt
not holdt dem. So ven dey kums to der
door, and gives der tickets to der door
, geeper and bass in, dey squeeshed dem
out dey window to make room for m ,re to
KUN in! Ki,erine she dinks dat she
would have peen glled only for Sharley
Boor, he docks bity on der vimmins and
keeps der soldiers from dramping dem
under der feet. Shorge Boardman he
kums in nit pig dub full nit ice cream,
and dey slosh it nd so dat kiterine got
her CLOSE all dobbed NIT it, aud she dock
very pad cold from eating it. She drinks
dat it vos to pad dat dey barty swinde dey
bubble so much. Dey had some fellows vo,
dey paint up and vools the beoble NIT, and
make dem dreat dem peter ish got;
out py and py dey finds out dat dey was
nutting but boor vite drash and den dey
turn up dere noses at dem. kiterine vos
squeeshed all out of shape, and dink |
will have to git her some new hoops pefore
she can 60 out in gumpany again. She
PEGS very modest woman, and dey pad
dalk vot dey soldiers make cause dey
steers to kun in her eys, and her face to
git so red dat dink she will never git
over it. Mine Gottl vot q world dis isb,
Mynher Editor, ven vos poy dey would
not lets de Shurch 60 pegging in dis way
Mine fatter he always bays dey preacher
ven he hires him, and not tries to git
other peoples to bay him. He drinks dat
dey preacher vos sbust SO goot as other
beople. and my mut,er drinks dey vos
goot deal peter, for she always gives dem
everything vot vos goot to eat ven dey
kums to our house. Bat everything is
changed since l Yes poy. Dey preacher
dells dey peoples dat dev must not fight
Won another. and dey breach dey Gospel
Of heace dey pelicve in dey Lords Prayer
and dey Sermon on dey Mount; but now.
days if preacher should breach peace
dey would lets him 60 naket and starve.
and would gall him dey shild Of dey d!tal.
Kiterine and me vos to the Lyceum
Lecture the other evening.-ve dink it vos
very foine Mine wife she loik Gey Goose
story so veil dat she has to dell it to dey
shildren swi times before dey would go to
sleep. Dey feels so pad ven she dell dem
dey awful story dat water kums in der little
eyes very much! He delIs dey big story
so veil dat dink l hears dey little big
squeal, and see him run round dey floor!
I hear dat dey Major and man from
dey east ish Citing up a horsh race, and
dink will pc dare and dock bart in
dey race. Mine horsh, plunderhead, be
PEGS dey pet.erest horsh in dis blaze, aud
he can run like split. dink kon dis.
chribe him in dey dalk Of dey boet:
Hish dali pehind him long and slick,
Only did gut il off last wick;
And ven he draycls in der street,
He draves on hish legs and feet.
He will garry bis head very high,
And ven he ish volluped ish very spri.
Ven you hitch him in der cart,
You must yollup him to make him start.
Plnnderhead's color ish vito and plack,
Idink he will match dcy Majors jack
Any way | will pc. the Major dri hun.
dred dollar dat Plunderhead will garry OF
dey stakes, if l kon get bold Of dem, and
git on his pack
Dey military vot isb in dish blaze PEGS
veeling very goct, all excepting dey OIL
GERS, and dey veels tougher ean dey beef
vot dey Comnissary furnishes dey soldiers
of dey 9th Cavalry and almos. ish boor
Dey reason w oil dish ish dey Paymaster
hash been here and baying dey poys green.
packs. Some Of dem veel so pig ven dey
gifts dere monish dat dey side yolk vos
not vide enough for dem, and dey volk
like dey sailors vot has peen on dey water