Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1864-06-16


seeks's natural mode of exit to the other
world - X 3
"A keeper Of saloon advertising his
establishment, concludes thus: Those of
patrons Who desire it can be sent
home on . wheelbarrow. >
-Childrsn talk Of wha. they are doing,
yosee people of what they will do. snd
oldPsopls Of what they have done. The
present. she future. the past.
Old Sin James Herring Was remon-
stresed with for not rising easiier.S al can
mskedp ny mind to J" said he,"I can
not make up my BODY s.
-Trsgedas-A fellow with tinpo.
on his head, who stalks about the stage,
aad gets into violent passion for so
mucha night. =
THE best substitute for hunger is
viesoAls. Some people recommend other
things. but this is the one we place most
confidence in"
"A youth Of sixty years has been sr-
eHsd IN Rhode Island for whipping his
nosher. lie aid the old lady's morals
were bad p 3
"A Phi!adel phia editor affirms that
the poetical age of women is thirty, when
they begin to love conscientiously. s
We have heard of desperate fellow,
who swore that he would commit suicide,
even hhe should perish in the attempt.
Wisely and slow; they stumble that
run fast. y
Il wag says that in iourneying lately
he was put into an omnibus with a dozen
persons of whom he did not know q single
ono. Turning corner shortly after. how
ever. the omnibus was upset; "and then,"
said a., 81 found them all out"
"A country youth, who had returned
home from London. was asked by his
snxious father il he had been guarded in
his conduct while there ooh yes," was
the rsPly. 81 was guarded by two police
nasn. part Of the time
Jones wen. to bed drank and turned
over. lest his breath might betray him 10
bis wife. Mrs. Jones is reported to have
said. in the mildest manner in The world:
lyon needn't turn over. Jones, .or you
are drunk cleaTthrough." $50
THAT'S fine strain" said one gen.
tlsmaR to=another. siludiog to the tones
ola singer at a concert the other evening.
YES" said . countryman who sat
near;"but if be strains much more, he'll
bast.r -
--Tha most wonderful instance of pre-.
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shach. and Abedaego. in the midst Of
The fiery furnace-they kept cool.
Alexander Selkirk. the original
Robinson Crssoe. lived great portion of
his life with Spanish Jewess. viz: jew
Ann Fernandez.
If the Devil were chained to q post,
men would be no better than they are; if
he couldn't come to them, they would go
to him. ......
Some men keep savage dogs around
their houses, so that the hungry poor who
stop to "get bite" may get it out side
the door.
There isa town in New Hampshire
80 healthy that the people have had to bor-
row corpse to start a graveyard.
:. Two beings are joined by love as two
words By printers by phen-sign at once
of separation and come :tion
ri 1t may sound like paradox, yet the
breaking OF both wings of an army is 9
pretty sure way to make it fly.
The fox finds his best security In
doubling Young men and women
should learn lesson from the fox.
The patient mule that travels slowl,
night and day. will. in the end. go much
farther than the Arabian courser.
In this envious and calumnious
world. every great man walks with hi
head in cloud Of poisonous flies.
Only those who have thoughts lik
lightning deserve to have voice lik
lthunder to utter them. "a 81
Manly spirit. as it is generally called
Is Often little else than the froth and foam
of hard mounted insolepce.
The great gulf. in which so man,
COVER uucut9 nave peIlSueu, CASTS I'D IN
fragments. and indefatigable man reft
them. ~. .g
There would be fewer shipwrecks il
fo:iety il men remembered that large sail
are i'll adapted to small vessels.
,zenzstapid spssker has prodigiou
lungs, be can fill with his voice the large.
Aouss-and empty it too.
-Fbs p0mpous spitaph Of 8 /. close
listed citizen closed with the followin
passage of Scripture: HE that giyeth. (
tie poot les<leth 10 the Lord. "JEkAI[
-"Dat may be So" soliloquized Sam
b, ''but when dat man died de Lor
.60'tIevs limsrsd cent? BON s i
Bachelors are not quite SO stupid q
involuntary old Made weuld have n
believe. One Of the inveterates being ask
ed, the other day. why he did not secur
some fond ones company in his voyae
on life's ocean. replied: 81 would. If l wa
sure such an ocean would be Pacific"