Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1864-02-27

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per. Be carefu! how much grist goes into
the hopper, as clogging and heat will be
the result Of over feeding.
There is spectacle grander than tho
sea, it is the sky; there is = spectacle
grander than the sky, It is the interior Of
the soul.
We are told to take care" but it
comes soon enough whether ws take it OF
not.
The vanity Of human life Is like .
river, constantly passing away, and yst
constantly coming on.
Life is happy at moments. Has any
one ever added these moments together
If so, what is the sum?
To win the regard Of some people,
give your hand to assist them along to
gain the respect Of others, help them on
with your foot.
~ never could eat rye" sold old lady
but since they're making !. into whisky,
l make out to worry . little down.
-Dook your misfortuncs ia the face
and reflect .tss it is better to be accused
OF vice, being innocent, than acquitted Of
it, being guilty.
Sidney Smith speaks Of man 90 dry
that il you were to bore him With gimlet
saw dust would come out
An Irish gentleman hearing Of .
friend having stone coffin made for him
self exclaimed-"By me sowl, an that's
good idee Shure, an stone coffin 'ud
last man his life time!'
AT coLcert, recently, at the coaclu.
cion Of the we'll known song, "rhere's .
Good Time Coming a country farmer
got up and exclaimed" Mister, you
couldn't fix the date, could you?'
An eccentric mau in Bach, (Me. was
asked to contribute to foreign mission.
He gave = quarter Of dollar, but stopped
the agent as be was departing, and said,
Here's dollar to pay the expense of
getting the quarter to the beathen.'
A soldier, gaining bis knowledge Of
military phases entirely from bis own ex.
perience, gives the following de6nition -
"Pickets-Tbese are chaps that are cent
out to borry terbacker Of the enema, and
to see it the rebels has got = pass.
Prof Park, Of Andover, being At
Plymouth in warm weather, was lodged in
bed that resembIed Pekin, it being moro
popular than comfortable. He remarked
in the morning that he never before un.
derstood what it meant by "live geese
feathers
A lying institute has been opened in
Ohio where yonng men are laugh. to edit
Republican papers in three easy lessons
Of an hour each.
A camp follower" at a late regimen.
tai parade, excused the irregulari.y of his
gait, BY saying tina. be was trying to
march after two tunes.
young lady down East advertises for
the young man who embraced an oppor>
tun,y;' and says, if he will come over 10
their town, he can do hs.!sr.
Tommy, what does bench spell?'
Don't know, an What you little
nu"bsku''-what are you sitting on p.
Tommy llooking sleepisb) ~ don't like
to tell"
A certain writer boasts that he d;.
rects all bis shots 1t error. It is al he has
to shoot at, for he never gets within gun.
shot Of the truth.
Pat was volunteer, and got sick
The first question the surgeon asked him
was, Pat. are your bowels regular ~
mo be jabers. I'm voluuteer!'
I'VE prey for meat" the foxes 70.
marked when they jumped in.o the poul-
try yard.
The sun stood still few hours for
Joshua. The very years stand sill for
maiden Of thirty.
Don't lot Jour sweetheart ses you on =
cold frosty morning, or she will think your
breath the smoke Of pipe.
A rod produced blossoms when held
in the hands Of Aaron. A birch rod pro.
duces fruit in the hands Of 4 schoolmaster.
Patience has .. lss, been defined ~
stamlnsri"g lawyer examining . as,u,s-r.
ing witness before dea' Judge.
fare you the mate p said man 10
tho Irish cook Of vessel in port mo;
but I'm the man - hollis the mate" '.*
It is announced from Washington that
the runors Of trouble between the United