Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1864-06-29
Artemus Ward on the Presidency.

ArtemuS W ard on the Presidency.
Emmy ChaDwo possesses the most obtoose
intelleck cannot faIe to perceiv that q mulch
lier porshun Of the rebs Nuthern trens air
IN favur of George B. Little Mackiellan fur
the mex Cheef Magistrait | make no
dowt his frens thinks he wood maik sweet
Pres. Ackordin tn THAR idee ov things. he
wood sweet. Tha thinks j. Davice
lnaiks tiptop Pres. As Presidunt Geo.
woodent earitate his Suthern bruthurn much.
Skarcelr But | doant beleav fur emmy
length uV momence that Mack wood maik
the best Pres. the wurld ever saw. On the
contrary, ! think he wood maik the wust-
tho it wood be pretty difficult tn maik a
wuster than j. Bukannon. Geo. g. wood
ent du fur a Union Pres. He hath his
fauIce. Eff he wos nommynated for graiy
digger, ur a boss In a oar quarries, | wood
cnt sa neigh. As a diger he's larg. Unite
say he's imlnence. As Cheef Magistrate ov
the L. S. he'd be shaihy. Rather, afom
he'd ockupide the cheer long he'd hey
WOrshngtun sitty dug up anlokfte1 at Ho-
bokcn. n. Jersey. May be he'd send nit
tons to the bair handed shiyelry, aiour thay
batted with the mudsilz NV the North.
Praps ! Ill Iether heyvy on Geo. Wunct |
iud0rced him. ! kauled him Pencilyany
sun. dident stop tu enquier wether he
was AbolishonlSt, Copperhedishinist Gree
lylshionist, or J G. Bennetitionist. Gooist
ar Jentileist, SO he wood krush the Rpbs rs
he proinist tn du-push en- tn the vol "a
he sed he d du. When George had kum-
mand NV the Petomick NV the army, he
used tn maik Strateriick muvemence t0ardz
kichmund, and immejitly fnde hiSselt in
WOrshingtun. Now ef he lnaiks strater-
iick muyemence toardz Worshingtun he will
ind hissei-sum uther plase-praps ilede
Ielreet tn Sauit River
doant think klemment EaIaniin.ham
wood maik a sootable Pres. fur the North
klem has his folce > Heze sunipthin-I
woan, say waught but the fust letter sounds
ike Irater. An that's wot ailcth him.
ktem wood SCOT the Suthern and Nuthern
Rybs , T.
PrapS Mr.. Tout Boorygard wood fill the
Peas at-any- price party. air free konfes
Tout would I'LL the Presidenchul cheer with
Us much advantage tn the North as eny nth
cr Copperhed, but he's not the pippin or
.gunch Of the undersindz eye. Hardly
lie ,, hath his falce Like them fust naim-
ed, he sympathises with the Sowth.
THAR IL uther candydaits NAMED bi the
niece party. Sh0cdent wunder eff tha had
hankerin arter j. Bekannon agin Wen
). B. wus Preasydunt, he myxt things up
>ooperbly. Ef it hadent bin fer Jeens an
.is teStlv party, we coodent now boS OY 4
war: we coodent boste ov payen IS sence a
pound fur butter, an uther things in 7 ro
i'ouFShUn; we coOdent boste-we cOOdent-
We Fecoodept6oStei Good we? Butt GEMS
Toodcnt be lected ] larn he was run fur
cnnStable an wuz Detected
Icrctaans the \. \. Piece men viii bring
cut Mr. Emma Web for the persish. She |
might maik luyly Pres in cents but not
ii anuther She luys the shivelry not two |
wisely, bat , we'll She has uther false |
She doant wear the write kind Nv cloze |
L. Web Is out Of hur spcar-hT spear is |
IN the Sonny Sowth Fer the bennyfit NV
thoaZ which hassent herd uv Emma, will
Stait that she air feinail which maiks |
stump >peecbiz occasionally fur J. Davice !
bet # she ever gifts huzbind heel half tu
ly around
John Charles Fremont are bin nommy-
;;iated fur Pres ,Jonny is a hunky boy but
he has kupie Of faulce The lst is his |
time has naught kun The 2nd is, he
lTTl9ant be leeted. He's gotin the rong bote.
mat CIeevland bote air leeky kunsarn, and !
iin4ez littel coppery. | think your hum
oIe Saryint Good run fer Pres. without gitten |
FGSted, as ezy as the next man, or emmy |
o'her man. Them hotheaded chappys oil |
y'fr the country who air usin ,lonz nalm |
" 'StNCt TclTdiie. Hty SiIctu Tain ~
frank Skott's advice, an put mummy in |
ihare purses -
Jack Fremont an the Cops air mutchly
u ~ !ne Inc salm bote with Cart Smith and w.
1hllips. Jack ike greanbax, but the Cops |
~ I!s tthalgh Amt wurth nuthen. Them
J'e dlIerense atwickst EN-. Ef the Cops
UT ,r.i n think they's luvly, let EN- immygrait
= ue Suthrin Contheveracy, an lokait a
Jung thare frens whair shimplasters air as
p.enty as Bishop Polkburries, an abowt as
pa.. pas,hless. In the Sowth the Union men
", ea0S lu cum North, an the Rebs woant let
,Ii yl' . In the North the Union men wants
VIC Nc COP, Rebs. to go South an tha woant
4ro,,. lhls shows that we air the moast gen
s9qaser oy the 3.
,dastly, thare is anuther man named for
~T pz nez Presidency.
Maps You've heerd ov him. His lst name
H. 'iiisler Honest Old Abe Lincoln. That's
80 dlSt name 9 T, IL tho Chepf a