The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1864-11-19
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He has lived well. who has been wisely hidden.
We come by the road of By-and-by TO the hOlse of
Never.
Unless q has borne blossoms in spring, you
will vsinly look for fruit on it in autumn
The two largest women in America-Miss Ouri
and Mrs. Sippi.
The boy who caught looking into the future
has been arrested c- trying to see the show without
paying.
When young lady hems handkerchief for a rich
bachelor. she probably sews that she may reap.
An editor OF a paper in this State wants to know
IL whiskey ever seen 80 comm thro' the
rye
Why is a spendtbrift's purse like a thunder
cloud! Because it Is continually Tightening.
Provisions FLAT BoAT.-Two gallons of
whiskey, pounds of tobacco, and loaf of bread
printer OH seeing bsiliff pursuing unfortu-
nate author, remarked that it a edition of
the a. Pursuit Of Literature unbound and hot
pressed
An Ohio editor complains that he has got his hand
badly burnt" We suppose that his editorials may
hereafter be considered as coming from rGW hand.
Natural history studied from military point OF
view developes fact that the world is indebted
Friar Bacon for gunpOwder and pig iron for cannon
balls.
person fond OF the marvellous told improbable
story adding, his wont, - Did you ever hear
OF that before 90 " No. SIR said the other; pray
did yOu2'
When Vauity Fair heard that T. E Chickering
was TO Colonel Of the Massachusetts 4lst. 1t pro-
posed TO name the regiment " Chickering's Piano
Forte first
Whom the gods would destroy they erst make
mad and the example is a good for our imita-
tion. Ii you would demOlish an opponent IN
argument first make him as mad As you can.
Mai Gen. Mitchell the inventor Of the astro-
romcaI clock. in use in all the ObservaOries Of
the world-an invaluable mechanism for securing
accuracy in the record of observations.
mother called to her precious son, g what are
you doing there, putting dirt your sisters head =:
'' am making little garden for her rnder her hat,
Just like yours mamma" replied the young observer
Of the prevailing mode.
The Steubeu Courier says that one man walked
40 miles TO claim exemption from draft, on the
ground Of inability endure long marches aud the
hardships ct camp life.
One of the m5st important, but one Of the most
difficult things for powerful mind, IS to be its
master Minerva should always be NJ hand
to restrain Achilles from blindy following his im-
pulses and appetites, those which are moral
and intellectual, well a those vaich animal
and sensual pond may lie quiet IN plain; but
lake wants mountains to compass and hold II IN.
OF WOMES.-I do hesitate to say that the
women give every nation n moral temperament
which shows itself in its politics \ hundred times
have | seen weak show real public virtue be-
cause they had by their sides women who supported
them not by advice particulars, but by fortify
ing their feelings of duty snd directing their ambi
;ion More frequently, | must confess, l have
observed the domestic influence gradually transform
u
into q cowardy, common place. place hunting, self
seeker, thinking of public business only n means
Of making himself comfortable, and this simply by
contact with a wellconducted woman, faithful
wife, an excellent mother, but from whose mind the
grand notion of public duty was entirely absent
De TccgueriHs.
Hint TO Misunderstanding TIHB TO ApvERTIsE-
Although business is depressed, there never was q
better time advertise. because an advertisement
reaches the eyes OF readers where reached
before the In times OF depression and
distrust, advertising is really important than
in seasons of prosperity, judicious system Of
advertising makes business, and this is just what is
wanted now. The dealer who discontinues his
advertising because of hard times, and in order
reduce expenses, at the spgot while he losses
at the bunghOIe. He cuts of the power upon which
he rely to retain the business he has, and
cure more If possible. To obtain trade you must
let the people ks0w where you are, and what you
are doing; you must present inducements to pur
chasers aud give the largest publicity TO your
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