Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-05


.siExas AN sorts of shorts. wen
- - = s' woMAN's REToRr. .I..' 'y~ q,
'se's'da Criss Sylvia tos reverend Dean: I'ie
~. 80. What reason can be given, ~ &c
~ 'fe Since marriage Is Q holy thing, 49,.
- "There are no women, he replies. -
She quick returns the jest
Women there are; but I'm atraid
- They cannot find apricst."
f's A REMARKABLE case Is chronicled by (:
detroit paper--a woman who Kept silent
8. during five years. ie,ss.s9H I
ILLINOIS claims twelve thousand men II
ae excess on all the calls. ''t - ids'l,N 1
INoone Rhode Island regiment are four
teen brothers named Postly. -Four OF then
are twins. -flNtsfH ~frs ss9hn4ult
-lisA nor baby was recently born at st
Johns, N. B., with the power of speech. He
..smade few oracular remarks and died.
A CHILD was born on the express trair
between Meriden and Hartford, Conn., one
night last week. He will be afast' boy.
THE Charleston Mercury urges rebel Gen
erals to act on the defensive in the East and
aggressively in the West. eHt"
a "A BoUNTY-JUMPER attempted to escape al
Philadelphia, day or two since, and was
shot. .'.... sdeqsei ssersad 4
The Empress of France has had little
Patti to breakfast with her.
tstA BROOKLYN minister has made $4,000
Z speculating in stocks. liTfkJ
.1ss In New. York State all clergymen are ex-
empted from taxation to the extent of $500
But why? ~
ABoLIrIoNIsTs and alligators are very
fond OF niggers. ~fs ro re-,s.
II AN English newspaper says that only ore
person got to the bottom of the Schleswig
Holstein question, and he was German
professor, who Immediately went mad.
In q miners fight in California recently,
one of the party had two hundred and fifty
pistol shots fired at him, and escaped with
life and seventy five woands.
THERE was report in New York that
the Custom House pronounced the gold
certificates illegal, but it was quickly
A GERMAN paper in Iowa, in the Fremont
interest," says Lincoln has no friends, and
counsels Fremont to call q Peoples Con-
yention and seize the nomination.
Gov. SMITH, of Rhode Island, wishes to
7hcr Senator Anthony'ss successor at Wash
ingt0n. Gov. Gilmore, of New Hampshire,
experiences similar emotions toward Sena-
tor Hale.
THE Secretary Of State of Wisconsin is
sending cut copies Of the message OF. Gov.
lewis, oftliat State, printedin in the English,
Dutch, German, Norwegian, Welsh, and
Sclavic languages.
Cor any ''tin?" viii be the correct inquiry.
The New cent win be composed of 90 per
cent. copper and 5 per cent. tin.
YouEG wife-"0h, my dear, there is a
most lovely set-pin, earrings and sleeve
buttons. Do go buy them" Mr.. Tightstring
-"Yes, my dear, mean to 90 BY them as
quick as possible."-[Ex.
A WRITER in the Newburyport Herald
declares the new currency system proposed,
a military Necessity, and those who oppose
itopp0seand embarrass the Government to
the same extent. Efgo--he should add, to
carry out his assumptions-all its opposers
should be hung or imprisoned. 7'o"
A STORY is related of an enterprising
editor In an interior town, who, finding the
bodyof q man hanging to lamp-post one
night after his own paper had gone to
press, cut 1t down and carried It home, To
prevent his rival from Publishing the news.
and was himself indicted for the murder.
TO AGRrcuLTURIsTs.-In consequence Of
1854 being Leap year, we may be sure il
willgo of with . good Springsd Punch.
some chronic fault-finder is making
tillss because the President uses In his car
srlage a couple Of horses from the quarter
masters department. If he will not ride
over the Constitution any more, we don't
care what horses he drives.-Wa Washiaqton
Union.
.rTHE New York. cypress saws some oftbese
most active In keeping up the price Of gold,
and, therefore, In keeping up the price of
all the necessarics Of life are those who
prate most about loyalty and copperheads.
The Philadelphia Press expresses its an
1Ioyance at the Endorsement OF the doctrine
Of miscegenation by the Tribune and other
anti-slavefy Journals. MIR. F0rbev must
keep step with the music-of miscegenatiOnl
or else give up his lucrative position in the
kitchen cabinet.-N. Y. World.
SUDDEN RISE IN WooL.-Pompey-Well,
63nt tise glad you -drapt in. i bought old
Massas estate down TO Bayou Sara yester-
day, and l want hands to work it. What
wages gs.i % you want Sipf ,a,,a
sclpio Tank yop for muffin, Pcmp: Ise
Bot connscated estate myself-T has; and
.,s:ss came over from de auction to offer you de
sitivations sof :oberseer.s ssese-,
"THE RAPID ANN.,ESome Of Cen. lees
soldiers are publishing paper gotten up
with tpeIi and pencil, called T6e Rapid> Am,
1he efoliowing Il ! specimen Of the wit INIT:
TACTICS OF KISSING.
Recruit y Placed In front Of the piecc.l II
First motlon-Bend the right knee:
straispten tne left; bring the head on A |
ievetWIpll tne lace Of the piece; at the same |
time extend the arms, and clasp the cheeks
oi we PIECE ntmiy N both hands,. -.
forward. Ducker fine ,,o,,tE aS u, |