Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1864-04-14
A missionary In DR.. OId's New
Church Ordained by Rev. Pc
trOleum v. Nasty.

A Missionary In Dr. OId's New
Church Ordained by Rev. Pc
troleum v. Nasty.
from the Hancock Jefersoman1
Church of the New Dispensashun, |
March II, 1864.
Last Sundy we he'd an improvin seem. -
Robert Tooms Punt who hez bin studyin
fer the ministry with me fer the past
weeks, wuz licenst and ordand. He is
yooth NV much promise. He votid twist
for Bookanen, and only IS yeres old, swar-
in his votes in with ceolnis and ecs that
cggseitid the admirashen Nv the patriarks
ut the bznis l kin safely say that he hez
whald moar Ablishnists, bustid moar Meth
odist Brethrin and uther hetrodox churches
than any Dmocrat Nv his age in the stait.--
He bez brilyunt fuchcr.
After tho usual qwestioD wuz put 2 him
and satisfactory anserd, the congregashen
wuz disnist, and in the presents Nv the el.
ders and dekuns alone, delivered the fol-
lerin
CHARGE.
! Brother-Hevsn bin reglery ordained. it
| only remanes fer me to give 700 wurd Nv
council Yoo air a goin in2 the aposss biz
mis- at 4 rayther unfavrablc time. Man
/ wch is born Nv woman hez trouble for his
! inheritance-I've he'd so much NV it that eff
| ! he'd it to do over agin | woodeRt BE- born
at all.
The politikle hevins is orecast with pore
! tenshus crowds Tho li,enin NV wrath is
leapin frum wun to anuther, wilst the thun
der wich wuz wunst at distance, now rores
sngrily in our ecrs. (Grafc ritin.) The ole
ship Dimocrisy is tossing madly onto the
wild waivs, with nary sale set, her seems
open, the water IA furrin element to her in
Sides a rushen in. The stiddiest part Nv
her crew seed the botes and abandoned
her, and the rest Nv EN- er 6tin fer the
helum.
In the mcnctime the olo ship is dashn
past the haven NV Success, and is hedin
strate fer the rox NV Destrucshen. To yoo
is entrusted a part NV the work Nv savin her.
Let me entreet 700.
|. Avoid the solers With them VOC
hev nothn in common. They will despite
fully use 700. Wunst party nv EN- maid
me drink pint Nv water and talk the oath
NV alleginse, which outragis wuz foered by
CONGESTION NV the BOWLS and inhamashen u'
the brane.
2. Alluz preech agn the nigger. 1t:
soothia to ginooine constooshnel, sutherf
rites dinocrat to be constantly told tha
thar is a race NV men meancr than he is -
) IT'S safe--the nigger hez no vote. Ef h,
he'd, we might vary.
3. Alluz hev martcr. The staitsritc
dimocrsy alluz sympathyze with maj
that's in bastecls fer sympathzen with th
sowth, fer nun Nv EN- know how soon thei
turn may KUN.
f. Preech agin amalgamashen at leest
sundays per muntb. A man Nv straw tina
700 set up yerself is the eesiest noekt dew
pertikelerIy if 700 set him up with vie,
Nv nockin Nv him down.
5. Aluz dioot yoor whisky fer new cor
, verts. 1t talks much to convert Abisf
!, mist, and eff yoo use the pure artikkle it WOO
kill a ordinary constooshn afore he'd he
: time to vote, wich wood be aggervatin.
u 6. Sarch the skripters fathefully for sec
yoor masters and sich.
7. Lern to redc, or at leest git the shat
Nv the letters SO ixt in yoor mind that whe
700 qwote frum book er newspaper, yo
will hold it rite side up. Eddicashun he
{ bin crate help me.
u 8. Learn to spell and pronounce Mis-
sencgenenashun. Its good word.
=, The CRATE ledin ijeees Nv our sekt wich
u is yoor dooty to inkulkait is these. TIL
. nigger's ape, Linkin goriler, Jeff. Dav
a chrischen gentleman, the rebellyun
. struggle for rites, the sejer buddy too
. Ben Butler beast, ct scttsy. Yoo air ne
o er . bleeve in Federal victrys, but mu'
s. allus credit confedrit successes. | woodeI
advice 700 to let your faith in the Coniedr
sy go so fur as to talk their skrip on yer sa
% airy, neether wood burn greenbax.
| hev dun. Go, my bruther Let "
|. poler star be Dimocrisy, yer ralyin or,
! "The Yoonyun oz it wus-the Constoosh
ez it iz," which is latioodinus, fite the goo
= fite, and the day will cum wen 700 kin la
. orf yer armer, and with up. NJ" after ye
!, naim, engoy the repose that alus follow
u well drectid and wiggerus effort.
,, Bro. Punt startd to-day for Suthern |
70 linoy, where he has a congreegashen.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
Faster NV sed Church, in charge.