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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1856-187?, 1864-06-18

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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1856-187?, 1864-06-18


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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1856-187?, 1864-06-18
Julius MekGig,
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tfern.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1856-187?, 1864-06-18
DOCTOR a: OTTCs,

smsFeet Fh Fem pptttnm Sermann5 uno llmgse
9sn ais Arjt uNe Spsrateur.
aRs.ntruuiteith alcr 2,rt wire 9an3 tclrartrc
Axfmsrtiamscit scwjfa:t.
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Randolph County journal., 1864-04-01

hOUBLE and Single Shot aad Rifle
~ Cuas and Revolvers at
Wards Hardware store.
Randolph County journal., 1864-04-01
DR.. NJ. SIM MONS,

Druggist and Bookseller,
JTNION CITY. INDIANA. contin-
ues To keen. It Low PRICES, a
COMPILE. f STOCK OF
DRUGS. FAMILY AND UONEO-
PATUIC UEDICINTs.
PAIN S.OIISASD DDYE-STUEES,
TRUSSES AND SUP
PORTERs SIIOUIDER-BRA
SCUOOI BOOKS.
AND STATIONERY, ITC.. ETC.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18
G. y M NJ Err CIAL.

Take no more Unpleasant AID Itsa5e KcdiciDss.
For unpleasant and dangerous diseases use Helm
BoLbS EXTRACT BCCiiT, which has received The en-.
dorsement of the most PHYSICIANS IN me T.
3. Is now offered to afflicted humanity rs a certain cure
for the following diseases and symptoms originating from
diseases and abuse of the Urinary Sexual Organs,
General Debility, Mental and Physical Depression Ime-
city, Determination Of Blood to the Head Confused
Ideas iystcrla General Irritabity Retlessness and
sieeplessness at Night Absence If Muscular Efficiency
Loss of Appetite Emacialon. Low Spirits Disorganza
ton or Paralysis Of the Organs of Generation Pap,a-
ton of the Heart and in fact all the concom ants Of
Nervous and DebIated state of the system 10 insure
lie geaHtae, cut tbs oHt Ask for IIELM30LD'S-
Take no other. Cures guaranteed. See advertisement
in another column. .sr..-
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

FsStirdl Neat Thursday Ersning, w
hope all will bear in mind the Orphan Festi-
val to be held in Oyerman's Hall on Thanks.
giving evening, Nov. oath, under the auspi
ces Of the Ladies' Aid Society Of this place.
The Society subscribed for six life member.
ships in Iowa State Orphan Asylum, amount
ing to $3.50, and it is for the purpose of rails
ing funds 10 pay OF this Indebtedness that
the festival is to be held. The programme
for the evening is novel one, and the man
agement seem determined that the entertain
ncnt, in point Of interesting variety and
novelty, shall surpass anything Of the kind
ever held here. There will be = Tree of Fate
or every one,s fate in a nutshell; post
Office mystic cell where vision of the
one you love the best will pass before you
also fishing pond. In addition to these
there will be vocal and instrumental music
ard much else of a pleasing natnre. Fruits,
nuts, confectioneries, &C., viii be supplied
to those who may wish them. Abundance,
only % cents. II for no other reason, the
noble and humane work, the interests Of
which this gathering is to promote, should
be sufficient TO bring ont crowded house.
It is a benefit for ,he orphan children of Iowa
soldiers, and the community should see to it
That the proceeds Of the night ara sufficient
to liquidate the amount voluntarily pledged
b. the ladies to the Orphan fund.- F.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18
Cherokee Remedy and Injection.

TO OUR FEMALE READEEs.-we call the attention
Of our female readers the advertisement in orr columns
Of the CHEROKEE REMEDY INJECTION for the cure of
F2uor ADUs, or the whites. These vegetable COM
pounds have been found most sovereign specific for
this by the removal of which they also aid IN regula
Ing the periods Of the female system often Interrupted
by Fiuor Aldus They certain cure speedily and
thoroughly, and contain mineral poisons perfect.
~ innOcuous to the delicate organization They are
also the best and most effective of Gonorrhna urd
elect yet discovered Cali fof Cherokee Remedy or In
lection. Sold BY all druggists throughout the country
Nj ADATEE l.. A. PAUTRoIES INSTRUCTIONS.
AA-fEMALEs suffering from painful Menstruation, r.
rcgulares and DISTINCTIONS from whate
PERSONS CONTEMPLATING MARRIAGE, and Ma, fi feopIe
Generally, will find ii to their advantage study MAD
AMR PAUTRoxs Conversation with Ladies'" on the means
of Avoiding eponscorrectng all Irregularities in
Menstruaon and the health and happiness Married
Women. Those Wishing advice from one schooied aud
experienced, and competent to teach may obtain this
Essay properly sealed by enclosing Two three cent post
age stamps. and addressing, Madame L. A. Paurox, p
o.Box oGG9. New York City.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

Nerer Despair.-Many young housewife
has given up in despair, after repeated at
tcmpts, to make light bread and biscuit, be.
cause she had not the right material. After
procuring De Land & Co.'S Chemical Salcra,
tus there was no difficulty in having light
and wholesome bread. So never despair,
you who have not yet used this Saleratus
but call on your grocer to sell it, and once
used, you will have do other. 81
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

Frdistr0rhy dcti0n. Our people arc now
raising fund to be appropriated toward the
support Of needy families Of soldiers in our
tnidst. Our Board of Trade, we believe.
were the orignators Of the project. At the
time OF our writing $545 have been raised,
and the Intention is to increase the amount
to $500. It's proposed this fund be used
exclusively for the purchase of svcod and
-four. Mcssrs. A. ALLEN, NJ. RosENBAuM
and A. d. 'BAnNUM have been appointed a
Distributing Committee, to whom all appli.
cations fol assistance should be made. We
understand that twenty four families are now
being assisted. The intention is to purchase
two acres Of timber land, have the wood cut,
hauled into town and piled up where it will
be easy of access, which Latter would not al.
ways be Inc case were it left in the woods.
We doubt if there be a Community in the
State that, in proportion to its population,
gives as much right, out and out for charita
bic purposes as this one. There is some
project or other on foot, for the relief of the
needy, nearly all the time. Only last week
we raised 81 500 for the orphan children of
Iowa soldiers, and this week we raise $500
for soldiers families. Aside from these larg.
er amounts, there aye daily contributions of
smaller sums from one source or another.
that no one thinks worth mentioning but
could the aggregate be arrived at, we would
find that our donations amount to a vast
sum. But this is just as it should be, friends,
and We trust you will not weary in well.do
ing. Of the amounts heretofore raised, we
DO not believe that a dollar has been unwor
thily bestowed, and we are confident that
the present funds, under the supervision of
the excellent Distributing Committee sp
pointed, will be equally judiciously appropr.
atcd. In the years which are to come, not
less than in the today, many will be the
grateful hearts that will impiore Heavens
choicest blessings upon you and yours; and
your own consciousness Of generous right
doing will add pleasure to your daily life
and prove anything but thorn in Your DIV.
ing pillow. Charity is a noble attribute, and
if anything save redeeming grace can give
man sure passport to the realms Of eternal
bliss, charity win do,is.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

Agricultural Edir.-Tho Fair advertised
to be held by the Cedar Valley Agricultural
Society in our columns some time since, has
been postponed until next Fall, when the
Society expect TO have their new grounds
bought, paid for, and enclosed with a good
fence, and suitable buildings for holding
Number One Fair The reasons for not
holding the Fair this winter are many. The
many.calls that our people are haying for the
support of the orphans, soldiers families
and the boys in the field, arc .siong the most
prohinent, for giving it up, The annual
meeting forathe election OF officers for the
year 1866 will be held at the horticultural
Room, December 3lst, at 10 A. N.
By order Of the President.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

Far Claim -Agency.-We direct the at
'tcntion'of!car readers to the advertisement
Of Mr.. Z. Ii. TALnorr, Chicago. The long
connec,ica Of this gentleman with the Pen
sion Office Al Washington, has rendered him
thoroughly familiar with ali the regula,.ons
and requirements necessary to be followed
out in securing war claims, while his excel
lent references and recommendations are a
sufficient guarantee thatall business submit
ted TO his care will be promptly and honor
ably attended to. ....-.-r
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

To Subscribers toihs 0rllAan AsyEam Fsnd.
Mr.. M HARRls, who was appointed
Treasurer of the Orphan Home Association
in this place, has given bonds in the sum OF
three thousand dollars, and is now prepared
cept for the''same. Ills hope that all those
who subscribed will make prompt payment.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

~ Life Insurance Mr.. S. NJ. CASE
has been appointed Assistant General Agent
Tor the Mutual Benefit Life Insurance in
Iowa. He is prepared to issue applications
and obtain Policies in this old and reliable
Company. 80
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

4 Nep NuisaHce-A gambling he'll, we
are informed, lis being fitted up in this
town. We understand that it is fitted up
in city style, finely furnished rooms, ard
all the clap traps and gew gaws common to
n first class gaming establishment. If there
isaslaw.i in our statute book prohibiting insti.
tu:ions of this character, we hope'to see it
enforced in this case, for Cedar Falls has al
ready = sufficient number Of ulcers.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

'@4rrest Of Horse Thiy.--On Wednesday
Of this week man, giving his name as VII,
LIAM WEsr, was arrested in Cedar City for
having stolen pair Of horses, set of bar
ness, and buggy, from Chatield, Mimi,
about two weeks since. The thief was track
cd from Chatfield to this place by the own.
ers of the stolen property, but at this place
they lost all trace Of him. They were here
last Saturday and Sunday when they return
ed home, leaving description Of the proper.
ty with Messrs. FRANK WALLACE and f. G..
BURKE. On Monday the thief brought the
two stolen horses over into town and Of
ftred them for sale, when they were recog
nized by the above named gentlemen. A
warrant was issued, and Constable STlrrLER
arrested the fellow, when he was brought
before Esquire CHAPLAIN and had an exaIni-
nation. WEST said he bought the horses at
New Oregon, in the north part of the State,
giving $3.50 for them. However, as he con-
.tyAsieted himself repeatedly on his cross
examination. and as the description answered
precisely to the team stolen from Chailield,
there could be no doubt as to bis guilt, and
in default of bail Was ordered To- Jail, where
he now is. The real name Of the thief is
supposed to be WILSON, as on his person was
found a letter from girl in Davenport, adj.
dressed to the above name. lie is hard
deciding customer, and about th;r.g years old
.veyshculdj ndse.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

~ RaatR--t g,ri who understands
cooking, and is able to 10 general houSework
To ore capable, fair wages and a steady
place will be given. Enquire at the resi-
dancc Of c. Il. VASSAuN.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

SelectiScao0l.--Mrs. S. Fl. WELLS and Miss
as, WEBSTER will open select school for
boysand girls in the basement of Presby terlan
Church, on Monday, Dec, 9Th We are con.
fdent that these ladies will keep an excellent
school Mrs. S. A. WELLS is Already known
to cur people as very competent teacher.
now and has associated with her young lady
who is well fttcd for the important duties OF
the+eacher. See advertisement
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

..s..3'Cardlry. Last Sunday about eighty cav
airy horses, in charge Of a few soldiers, pass
ed through this place, en-. route for St. Louis,
to which place they are being transferred
from Sioux City. "
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

TurEsys-Thanksgiving is near at hand,
and persons having two or three more fat
go9biers than they know what to do with,
can hear Of an excellent opening for them,--
and see it too,--by applying at this office.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

Proro:t Oh District.--Thc Fort Dodge
North Vest, Of the 18th inst. says that Capt.
CvRrIss has at last succeeded in getting the
headquarters of the Board of Enrolment
moved to Waterloo.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

- TesNe,o ,Englanaers The Annual Meet.
ing Of the members Of the New England
Association Of Cedar Falls will be held at
Col. SESSIONS Office on Tuesday evening,
Nov 392d, at 7 o'clock. All members of the
associat lien, and all natives of New Engiand,
arc requested to be present.
November IS, 1864.
i"~'''s 2's WILLIAM Il. SESSIONS, Fres't
:. \. CHASE scc'y -..
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

Temperance Lecture-Rev. J. NJ PEBBLES,
r. W. G. Chaplain Of the National Lodge OF
Good Templars, will lecture, upon Temper
ance in Horticultural Hall this friday eve
ming. All are invited
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

National 7hdnksgiring Service in Con
church on Thursday next, at 104
A. N. Subject Of Discouyse-TEE CoSsrIru-
TIoN AND YHE Country.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

s-y- Take Notice - Maltby's celebrated
oysters at wholesale at CEAsE's Fruit Ba.
zaar. Parties can rely on their being fresh,
as they are received daily by express. $40
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18
From Ea'nn, o., Democrat. ..-
Tho Medicine Tor all Scesors

DR.. RoBACK's SToMAcH BITTERs.-Wr profess to hay.
more than superficial knowledge Of the heating art,
and while We are fully prepared to admit that humhug is
but another word fer imposition, and therefore, do no,
allow any advertisement notice appear in pa
per, that has the least tendency to corrupt the human
mind we are Away. glad TO recommend what believe
to be real boon TO society," and having made expert
mental use OF Dr. Robacks Stomach Filters bear
testimony to their real genuine and very beneficial USE
Dr. RS Btters far suass any preparation of the kind
we have ever used and we urge all who need mild
safe and agreeable onic Try this medicine at
you try you will be sure to tryit again. Ills
just the Thing for the stomach ia hot weather.
May 80, 1861. See advertisement.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

PgnaTay.-A team Of horses belonging
to Mes$rs. AlTwErN & SrLLER, butchers in
this place, ran away on Wednesday last
they took fright over on the depot grounds,
and in crossing the railroad elnbankment
threw Mr.. SlLLER, who was driving, over
the front of the wagon, he falling on the
tongue and from there to the ground, the
wagon passing over him without injury to
him. His escape was narrow one On
reaching the bridga, son Of Mr., ALTwEIN's,
who was also in the wagon, was thrown out
and somewhat bruised Crossing the bridge
on run, the wagon attached to the runa-
ways caught inside Of enc Of the shafts Of
Mr.. CARPENTERS dray, this gentleman being
in the act OF crossing the bridge at the time
The collision broke the shaft, threw bis horse
down and slowed the dray around crossways
of the bridge, while Mr.. CARPENTER was
thrown completely over his horse, falling on
the bridge in violent manner, and severely
hruisiHg him. Happily he had no bones
broken, and will soon be able TO be about as
usual. The runaways kept on, going up
through Main Street at a killing pace, and
finally brought up somewhere in the south
part Of town, having pretty effectually ridd!ed
their own wagon, and inf ctcd upon them
selves some slight cuts and bruises, just suf
ficient to remind them that the way of the
ira nsgressor is hard r" "
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18
FRED. BGHMLER, sec'y.

shaaars.- Mr.. MEiEsDY has received an
order from the .Adjutant. General instructing
him to divide this county into three military
divisions. The divisions have been formed
as follows: LIST division Cedar Falls, four
companies Union, Washington and Nj
Vernon, one each. Fetal, eight companies,
with headquarters at Gedfr Falls. end di
sisioa =, Waterloo three companies East
Waterloo. two; Black Hawk, Barclay and
Lester, one each. Total, eight companies,
wahsh headquarters at Waterloo Bird divs
ion---,Cedsr, Eagle, Orange, Big Creek, Poy-
ner, Spring Creek and Fox,--six companies
Headquarters At Laporte City. Orders will
probably be received in a few days 10 organ
ize Subdivisions into regiments. ~
Lieut.. W. Il. McCiuRE is now recruiting
a Battery Company in this place. Persons
Wishing to join can apply to him or TO Mr..
Wilcox, at tie Carter House.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

iteai Es'cts.-ihore is considerable prop
erty chan ing hands in and about town now
adays, md we are glad to note that the pur
chasers, as II general thing, ere persons of
intelligence and means who intend TO make
this place their permanent residence. An
other good feature we have noticed in this
connection is, the selling parties for the
mos. part only disposed Of their old homes
to build again in cur midst Among the sales
which have come under our observation
within few days are the following: Tuos.
JAnMAH has bought JAS. v. BmD's fine resi-.
dcnce property, just south of the old Fair
ground. Josiah THOMPSON bought the late
residence of f. B. HATCH. JAS. GoDrREY
has sold his house and lot TO German cIer.
gyman, in Wisconsin, who will como ou'
here next Spring, and bring a small colony
of families with him.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18

The Ladies' Soldiers Aid Society Of
Cedar Falls meets regularly every Tuesday
afternoon, at 2 o'clock, in Horticultural Hall
A general attendance invited. 2tf
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18
Publish ers' Notice.

sM CASE is the duly authorized travelling agent Of
The ,zsrrr He la full authority to receive subscrip
lions and receipt theref5r.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18


4 S@indls.- Rev. p p. INGALLS,, Agent
for the Iowa State Orphan Asylum, had a
man arrested on Friday last, who was col
Letting funds in the south part Of this coun.
ty, ostensibly for the above cause, but in re
Atty to put into his own pocket. The asso.
citation has no travelling agent with the exccp.
ton of Mr.. INGALLS,, and people can, with a
certainty, set down any other person repre-
scnting himself as travelling agent OF the
HONE, as q swindcr, and treat him accord
ingly. OF course none Of this applies to the
officers Of the various local organizations
throughout the State, who are authorized to
collect funds for the Asylum. Writing Mr..
WATERBURY, about this matter, Mr.. INGALLS,
says: Sow
I am satisfied that | viii arrest in its in
cipiency one Of the greatest and most heni.
Gus systems Of fraud The Second Iowa
Cavalry regiment was imposed on this way
last Spring, and think that am now on
the track Of the criminal parties. What
crime it is, and regard it as strikingly PROV
idcntial that have got on the track Of the
scheme before much evil is done" tn
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18
TO. .K1RRIED LADIES


They peculiarly adapted, they bring the monthly
period With such perfect regularity.
could furnish any quantity Of testimonials OF it, etc.
iency from my patients but the prartice Of
bought and fictitious ones before the public 10 preya-
lent, do not deem it advisable. -.
... BE WISE III TIME
~
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1864-11-18
NEK S0NG.

NEW SONG.
Goods have come down ....-
At Cedar Falls--so found;
Hurrah IIurrah
All things now look bright
ALLEN has started right
Hurrah! lIurrah!
No high price goods you find
In his store Of any kind;
... .. Hurrah Hurrah I -
The crowd TO his counter is great
To see the prices of late:
Hurrah! Hurrah
Gives all, both great and small,
Rare chances when they call;
Hurrah! IIurrah
Tie is bound to keep The trade
lie in years past so laid;
Hurrah +! Hurrah
To ALBERT ALIENS you can 60
And find goods just so;
Hurrahl Hurrsh