The Hillsdale standard. [volume] (Hillsdale, Mich.) 1851-1909, 1864-12-06
ParsOn BrOWnlOw Still Alive.
That Parson Brownlow is still ali,

the following extracts form the last
number of his Rebel Vsnt'iator testify:
cocK-A-MY-DooDLE-D
The great political game-cock was
pitted and spurred at Chicago; he flap
ped his wings, crowed out Justify, by
way of acceptance. He comes out of
the political cockpit unheeled" and
"quarter-clipped." His voice is heard
in under tones, in the barn-yard, and
none but old setting hens give audience!
The dungha's of the North, and the
shangtais of Europe, all crowed OH his
side when he first dashed out of Chica-
go, and their echoes reverberated from
the Aurora Borealis of Northern trait
ors to the Southern He'll of rebel fiendsl
And after all, what does it amount
to? The Peace Chickens found one
State willing to be converted into a
barn-yard for Dung-hill BOOSTERS to
splurge in and crow over their own dis
grace. Even the old roosters Of mon
archial Great Britain and imperial
France will refuse to do honor to such
Domineckers.
The old Illinois Rooster, Abraham,
is popular chicken. He is a cock from
Tippecanoe.
Cock-a-my-doodle-doo!
WHEREABOUTS OF SHERMAN.
Gen. Sherman is all right, and will
wake up somebody ere long "away
down South in Dixie" If the rebel
forces want to find him, they will have
to 90 South of Atlanta! And if they
want to see where Atlanta "used to
was" they can see by "passing on the
other side," as the good Samaritan did
We don't know what Gen. Sherman's S
programme is, but ours is to lay rebel
dom waste in all its parts, and from
this out!
REJOICING OVER OUR DEFEATS.
When the news came into town OF
the disaster to Gen. Gillem's command,
the rebel women rejoiced aloud, and
talked out treason defantly. Rebel
traitors of the male persuasion who had
taken the oath to save their property,
were so rejoiced that they could not
conceal their feelings. Old Secession
Rips, who can't live at home, and have
come here to save their lives, were on
the street exulting, and showing that
they expected to have their tory friends
in possession of the country soon.
What we want, and what justice de-
mands, is, that these traitors, male and
female, all be sent South and their pi op.
erty confiscated. The military author.
tiles have either to expel these spies
informers and traitors, from the coun.
try, or they will drive the authorities,
and the rest of us, north of the Ohio
river. The rebels still swear that but
one party can live here!
THE TRAITOR UNMAsKED.
The Nashville Press, the Mcclellan
organ, now comes out fatty for sepa
ration of the North and South. The
whole party will follow. This is what
they were for all the time. A moro
rotten junto than that formed at Chica
90 is not out of hell 1t is Judas con
ceived, Janus-faced, Cataline organiza
ton. 1t could only be the work Of the
devil, assisted by the Canadian, Rich.
mond and English descendants of The
thief upon The cross.
THE THIRD AND LAST PROP.
When this rebellion was inaugurated
the Southern leaders depended for sue
cess upon England and France to in
tervene in their behalf Losing all hop,
of aid from that quarter, they have re
lied upon the Peace Democracy of thu
North. Lincoln having been most tri
umphantly elected, and all hopes of Sale
and comfort" from Northern traitor
having fled, the Southern traitors nov
tnrn to the n;goer for relief They cal
him into the field, and offer him hi,
freedom and fifty arres of land, if h
will fight for the rebellion. This is th'
last card, and it will play out in 1865
Mark what we say!