The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1864-06-30
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Eariety.

IL 10 Oettor tnht 'ho 'V"'
slip than tho tongue.
Az old maid is like all old boot
of no uso without fellow.
Tnr paper coutsining many fine
points, the paper of pins.
NrxwrEss hundred negro chill
drsd attended school in Now Or
leans.
Tpy softer tho head the hardei
the work Of driving anything into
il.
TP Women can keep a secret
but II invariably taxes n whole
neighborhood Of them to do 1t.
A great man is most calm in
storms, a little man most storms
in calns.
Iy the ant gives all example Of
industry Il is more than great
many uncles do.
TBE loud tones in which somc
people appeal to reason imply that
reason is q great distance from
them.
A rascally old bachelor says the
most difficult sui gicnl operation III
tho world il to take the jaw oul
Of woman.
Puscn saws that q yankee baby
will crawl ont of his cradle, take II
survey at it invent an improvement
and apply for q patent before he is
six months old.
The latest style Of hoop.skirt, is
the eelf.adiusting, double.bsck'oc.
sion, bustleetanscan, face expan'
ton, Piccolomini attachment, gos
DA correspon deut tells Of n
soldier wounded by shell Mt Fort
Wagner.-Ile was going to the
roar with a nutilatcd arm.
Wounded by a shcllP he was
askcd.
'Yes.' hu coolly answered, u was
right under the dcrned thing
when the bottom dropped OUT
T How TuEY LIVE OFT
Wrsr.-"Mammy, where's the
man going to sleepi" asked a girl
of fifteen Of her mother, who had
lust promised a traveller nights
res, In their out of the way hut.
"Wil have to put him in with you
aud lack and Kate and Sue and
Bet. | suppose" was the reply,
"and if IL. too crowded, ono Of
you must turn in with mo and dad
and Dick aud Lib aud the twins"
uP Rebel papers furnish fur.
,her particulars ofllusrrR's opera
lions in tho Valley. He had des.
troved a large portion of the raj
road between Lynchburg and Cor
donsville and was reported within
six miles of the former place. The
rebels exhibited IN irko d uneasi.
nsss regarding the Danville rail
road.
Up Mr.. ScurSox, Of Ohio, re-
ported from tho Military Commit
tee in the House on Tuesday, a bill
repeating the Communication clau'e.
In the enrolment Law and allowing
only the father, son or brother of n
drafted man to become his substi.
tuto. Tho pc lent was authoiil
zed 10 issue calls Tor either one,
two, or three years, districts boing
allowed 10 furnish volunteers in
stead of drafted men, bounties OF
one, two and throe hundred dol.
lars to be paid, according to the
length Of service. A vote was tn.
ken, resulting--yeas rs, nays rs.
The speaker then voted tor the bill,
Subsequently q motion 10 strike
out the section repeating the com.
mutation clause prevailed, by a.
vote Of 100 TO SO. Other changes
were also made, which DESTROYED
the distinctive character of the bill,
lts further consideration was there.
fore postponed.
T'What odd names somo
mortals are blessed with. A fami.
" in Michigan actually named
their chilli Finis, supposing that
II was their last. but they after
wards happened to have dauGh.
ter and two sons, whom they call.
ed Addena. Appendix and Supple.
ment. A man in Pennsylvania
called his son James Also, and the
third William Likewise,
PA RAMPANT female Secesh
discovered a vile Yankee surrept-
tiously purlonging n pair of tat
chickens. Terribly incensed at
the wanton robbery and gross v o.
lation of the rights of personal
property. she made q bold on
slaught, but | regret to say that
all her eSpostulations failed 70
convince tho de,noraliEed and hun
rry "nudsil" tha, he was shining;
Tor he repliei;-"Madam, this &c.
cursed Rebellion must be crushed ,
ifit takes every chicken in Missis'
sippi."
P HRAs WHAT DouoLAs
sAys.--Porhaps the tollwin2 ex-
tract from a speech by Stephen A.
Douglas. may do our thin skin
ned patriots little good:
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