Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1864-04-06

for his wife and asked him, How long
have you been a doctorP The answer
was, Twenty five years The man ask
ed, How many patients have you killed
in that time2 Only one, said the doc
tor, 50 the man hired the doctor to see
his wife, and in a few days his vile was
dead. So TIE man asked him in great
wrath how Z was possible he had only
killed one person in twenty Eve years
Oh, said the doctor, I only had one
patient 81. the Republicans in twenty
or thirty years have only had one patient,
and they have nearly killed. him. In
making this a war for sla;ery. they are
ike the man who set FIRE to his house.
aud burned IN it his furniture, ana bis
wife and children, and when asked why
he burned it, replied, 70 kill the cock
reaches It is impossible to 6nd what
new creed they adopt next. It IS eman-
ciPation, confscation, annihilation, ANAL
gamation, miscegehation lie couid not
agree with this new doctrine unless pol
ygamy was allowed. Then a man could
have a yellow wife from China, a broTn
wife from the Indians, a black wife from
Africa, and a white wife from his own
country, and so have yariegated family
and put sign over his door, United
Matrimonial Paint Shop. Great laugh
ter) Colonel Langenswartz concluded
by reciting a poem, aud giving as his
final argument that General Mcclellan
was a military necessity.
The whole audience then united in the
following song: ..g...
HrRRAH FOR THE MAN We LOVE.
AR-vrvE L AasoUH.
Come all ye true patriots and Join IN this song,
Hurrah for the man we love;
McClellan's cur leader-he's gallant and strong,
Burrah for the man we love.
CHoRUs-HeTl Il win the race-to the White House
he'll 90,
Whether Lincoln and Chase are will
ing orno.
Hufrah for the man, h,rrah for the man
b,irgaA for the man we love.
On Mexican lains be won a rood names
Hulrab iar tire uass, we we.
General seott spoke his praise, and well do the
same;
Hurrah for the man we love.
Chorus-EeiH win the race-;o the White House
he'll 60,
Whether Stanton and Halleek are will
ing OF nc.
Hurrah for the man, &C.
When seeessionists tr.ed the Union to sever,
Up rose tee man we love
Little Mac drew his sword aud boldly said NEvER!
Hurrah f0- the man we love
Chorus-He'E win the race-to the White House
hengo,
whether Wilson and Sumner aro VIII
Hurrah, sc.
And when at Bull Run our forces fell back;
Hurrah fog the naa sc love!
Old Abe, struck with terror, then called Little
Mac,
Hurrah for the man We love.
Chorus--Hell win the race--tO the White House
hellgo,
Whether Piandesiag Traitors are wiz
ing or no.
Hurrah, &C
Though,Lee fereely fought with his bold rebel
band,
He was met by the man we love;
And victory followed while Mac had command,
Hurrah for the rnaa We love.
ChoruE-He'n win the raee--to the White Hous'
he'ugo,
Whether Philips and Andrews are viii
ing or no, a-...
Hurrah, sc
At yorktown, at Williamsburg and Fair Oaks,
He broke through the rebel array,
He received for his victories insult and jokgs,
Which was oil that 'Old Abe hoe Il
Chorus-HeGl win the Tace--to the White Houz
he'll 10.
Whether Beecher or Greely are Willing
or no,
Uurrah, &c
And when Old Abe ordered Little Mac to re
treat,
Our hero protested in vain.
| Through seven DAYS conflict the rebels he beat,
And landed his troops on the James.
Chorus-Tbey'H ne, er forget him, those soldier
SO brave,
Though bloOdstOined and worn, on tn
brink Of the grave,
But hurrah for the man, hurrah for th
man, hurrah for the man they love.
And there through tine hospitals brave Llttl
Mac,
, With pity and sympathy moved.
Zen the wounded and dying then turned on the
back,
And prayed for the man they loved.
Chorus-TheyH never forget him, our soIdiei
30 brave,
Though bloodsfained and worn, on Il
briuk Of the grave
But hurTah, &c
When the bold 'stonewall,' With LIS 5lood-tLir
y band,
Met our forces with Pope, and be
t them,
q Again Mac was called to take the command,
And he drove buck their hosts at 4
tietAm.
cAorUs~They'n never forget him, thoss soldie
Q 90 bRge.