The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1864-02-18


To get a duck for dinner jump into the
river.
Suacigsfof aie tight is tt,ee eriian&nt4of
being right.
The next thing to tax ou lying would
be tax Oh gravestones.
Canon-izing a man appears TO make big
gun of him.
The purpose Of al unmarried woman is
generally like herself-sngle.
Custonrr-A reason forzirratioual things
an excuse, for inexcusable ones - /
Though death isybefore the. old mans face,
be may BE as near theayoting mans back. q
Ofalt6rthly rhusic which reaches fIrtherest
into Heavem,is the beating Of q loving heart
How could you make a thin child fat ?
Well, just pitch him out of the window
and he Will be sure to come dow plump. d,
Travel gives a character. of experience to
our acknowledgement brings zthefgures upon
the tablet Of the memory into strong. relief.
''w4g aid adam Bite the hppla=e satfd
The schoolmaster to one of his pupils ''Bes
cause he had re.kuifen replied the urchins
A certain Nffter boasts that he directs all
his shots at error. It is all he has to shoot
at, for he never gets within gun shot Of
''u'nss.. = 1T ~. e e
TO deceiye his, own eye, He may admire
the eot'wtb and not Know liinseIf.t6 he the
spider. ar.f.~.
iGAf ; st...,tttf ..st.,.....,.,.,. .
An Iishman caught hornet IL his baud,
but dropped it and exclaimed I.By ilbers,
what kind Of teeth do your birds have in
Ameriky?' rae. ~.
Praise may be as hurtful asl cvfasure. ii
is as well to be cast into a pitas blown into
The az g. f.: a. s... % se ID
An irritable man is like hedgehog rolled
up the wrong way, and pierced by his own
prldiles ,-tfA -t ri I8
The ffdh Vilo ate his dinner with the fork
Of river: has bee'i-apttemptnge to spin a
unountaidtop. n S - 80 - 7s = ~
SfqPyunds TO your zeal bg discretion TO
error by truth to passion by reason to
divisions, by charity. 80
Keep out'df bad compahy,.for the chance
is that when tile devil fires into the Rock.he
VIII hi,seWebpdy' a. M taftgE
When a man wants money, friends or as.
slstahee'thisworId issvery apt to accommo-
date him, and let him want.
You look" said wag, to pale haggard
smoker S'as if yeug had come ont Of your
grave Is light yofre cigar, and could find
yow way back'againgS as
Asdashiig and fashiorlbale widow SAYS she
thinks Of suing some gentleman for a breach
of promise SO that the world may know she
IS nStaf haFket. ~ 3 T.
little girl hearing it said that she was
bOrn ON the Queeen's birthday took no notice
ofjtaAfs tiaie, buta day or two aftereask-
ed her father if she aud the Queen were
eSFobBSerA Who wasssizedfao for stealing snuff
out Of tobacconist's shop by way of excus
ingbipsafexci@rpsd that he was not aware
Of any law that forbade a man 10 take
snuff
lS foSlFSthlg bis We and Children ca be-
ing sentenced 10 Imprisonment the 5rute
remarked that il was very hard aman was
Swallowed to thrash hls own sats T : ..s!5:
.Joh}i, , saba ktl9r to Iris son one 'dav
when he caught him shaving the down off
his upper lip, don't throw your shaving
water t put where there any bare footed boys,
fsEt lay nagAt get their feet PrickedF"r fs1
"A Traveller, relating his adventures, teIdI
the company that he and his servant made
nifty 'YlF Arabs run which startling them
he observed, that there was no great merit
in that, for" said he, .'werran, and they
after us. s'haAss 81. fsEt.
As7ifHe boy onceasaid to his aunt Aur.
~, ! should think that Satan must be awful
trouble 20 EodiY sHea mast be trouble
enough, indeed should think, she ans wer,
ed vi dmTtseeihow -he-oon1et to turn aout
50, when there was no &ftH-io PIT hin up to
y Ilk[RLI9 g 2AR0F0
Cg.FRh ySa IKE tQio5k at'tt,e moon ri
asked a professor who had stationed his
GSs ssss ri the fsJest sornsrs Of auy Emeraf |
der. - ;,fQ the devil Vid We, would be civ |
in afiirhs ~ box at'tlie moon wild one eve |
WREN kin see it wild my two. and NOT cost
me nothin?'