Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1864-03-28

myself more about Abrahum Aa about Jacop,
Ven ] gils tired NIT drinkin OF my own
soop, | goes down 10 Hans Buiterloos tavern,
und drinks defe, und tells my obnion,
und we makes him out togedder De oddcr
day begins de draft Dat bodders me apin
Some goes In for de draft msstly dem AZ is
too ot, and Won't be took demseli some goes,
npin dc draft Hhd some don't kaow vioh way
TO goes, but ouy goes roundt und roundt, and
gets boddered like dam 30 as do,
But, MEIER mind, Il dinks ] mqgt find dis
ding out, und down goesto Hans Butter
foos und hears de feilers bio. ] don't make
noltin nit dat doy all bios some. oder way,
und don't diuk doy hef him rite in ders own
mndts So ! begins und asks queatchuni
uRd sea 10 Bill Puienshtoek;
"Vol you dinks vou. dc draft, dat It Is
right
And sea Bill mo, I dinlss Il amt right
Veil don I believe him, caus he sheAtod
ms vonee init d plnd marc he sells on me
40 tiries agAin and shpeaks init Firth Hokeu
shpcet f al Lol ala
Fritz, ses, ''vot do you duka Won do
draft, pf it's right or notY ~
And Fritz, ho sea, dat he "Dinks il isshust
80 AS IL ought TO be
But don't believes him neder, cause he
run d against me last year for do ,penoe OF
shustice, und dey make him do peAce-dat a
de shustce. Und he ish no more good for
shquire M my old cat So ] Riia up askin
somebody, und make hiu on, myself i dinks
in dis shlylr de rr,.soh dey 10 mid de draft is
bccos dey want soicrg NJ dey don't get no
soiers den dey cant bring on de war. III dey
doa't bring on dc war den dey don't lick do
robils NJ dey do nj licka de rebils, den de
rebis lcka dem, Ef de rebls leks dem den
we all go To ter tuyiel Data pooty straight
So much
Now | must diuk Of some more vot is do
next ding | dink da'ts all rite but now |
shtops someding else comes dso, Let me
sees Oh, yes dry hupdfed dollars --dats do
iiug--dey all bios about dc dry hundred dot
lars, dinks so myself Dry hundred dol
lars don licke dc rebils no more ~ dry hun
dred cents. Vots de goot NIT dollars Pct
ter good, shnart Soier, like my Shorge, he
eks tho rehils more ~ ak hundred dollars,
yes. Now knows more ms Bill Puiiepshtoek
aud Fritz Hoekenshpcer both togedder, Wo
want de sojers, not de money OATS where
de- bodder la. We putty soon makes money
enuiI but paper aojers il ony goot nit wood
Gu gus, 80 when the draft comes and ven
men ses hero is dry hundred dollars, Ishmys
behindt and don't fight the rebiis, den il
waa de draft takes dat man by his preeches
and says go to the tuyvel init your dollars
and ooule along nit mo like some oder man
ms has got no dollars and don't like 10 20 so.
jern so bad as not you do, den pretty soon
gits 40 much as | wants, dats my idsArs |
tells my oil woman II dey drafts m0 goes
myself To he sure, don't dink dey will,
caus ! am more ms fifty years but nofer mind.
| shonld 60 along while, like my Shorge, ony
dcrc's 3 two dings don't like, and ons is the
marshn und dc adder ia de dtin, sooner
marches down 10 Hans Butlerioos und fights
dere Ef Shelf Davis comes dere on me-
giis him dam, You peter had believe but ef
goes 10 Richmond may be Shelf Davis be
gives Ins dam. SO anyhow, ] shtays home.
De oder day, my Shorge be comes back NIT
furlow. He is so much corporal Rs ever he
vas, und shpeaks NIT him about desc diugs,
und giis you now what he sees;
"Shorge,' | asks him. you've bin nit de
rehils una nit de army und init OH Abe, und
desc iellers vol you dinks Won dis draft dat all
de beeples bios about Y
| Und he sees 10 me "0h, tuRder p
Well, dAts his opininns. Maybe ho shall
know someding TO- He's pretty shmart sluc
he goes for sojer. He shweRrs like ~ man
six ioots high, und calls mudder "olt womnn %
und he calls ne "cRp, und he ksssea de ga ,
und he calls Jaoop dan fool dinks he
gets some high oils before de war is gone
GorTIien KLoBRrRYoss
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