Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1864-03-12

ny GorTEBELL GOrrENsNIDER.

bolotics and every ting more peter ish
any man in dish guntry and ish denk ish
kon sprecher NIT dey bubble in your baper
peter as goot, because it Is on der right
side Of der bolotics; and gooter ish all dis,
because SELrzER keep mine key full NIT
Lager since he be got in his new Prewery.
Veil den, l bees candidate on dey Dem
ocratic barty for Congress, next fall. Now
drinks de bubble loiks to know who l bees
and ware kums from.
Mine fatter kums from harmony on der
Rhine more as durty years ago. He vas
killed in dat guntry more as swi times,
NIT der Revolution; he no likes dat and
kums to this kuntry and stops in der wes-
tern bart Of Pennsylfona. He bees derc
but little vile, den vos kums Into dey
world. Ny father and my mutter dey
drinks vos very promising poy dey
fills my little tog skin nit krout, mi;
pretlzes, nit grumpeer and spec more as
swi times day; so grows very fast, and
ny and py bees great pig poy. Den mine
fatter he drinks hish house and farm vos
doc small for me; so he movet to der State
Of Tenisee on der Kumberland river, and
built him Won pig house and Prewery.-
| Mine fatter vas a very shmart man but
he been in deg kuntry long time pefore
de beop'e find it out; ven dey see how
much vot he knows dey make him Shuste
OF dey beace. Mine fatter he vos dey law in
great many gases. Won time rem EN-.
Der, two lawyers blead Won case pefore der
old shenteman; den hish mind yos in Won
fix vot dey calls "dilan,a' / drinks, and he
not knows vot to do; but py and py Won
CT dis men gals him out doors and
spretchen NIT him and drinks mi, him out
Of a pig pottle vot he had in hish goat
booklet; den mine fAtter he kums into der
house and he sprechen nit der COURT, dat
he drinks dey lawyer vot vent nit him out
doors had Won dey case. Dey prandy 70!
he ytres deg old sheatlemaa l drinks had
driced deg diana oft hish head.
Py and Ply l vos young man, and my
mutter she dinks I mus. have vrow :;
so he gives a pig barty and all dey mates
in der gun'ry kums nit it; but | dnks
none Of dem looks so goo! as Kiterine
Snider, and l de!ls my mutter SO; bat
vos afraid to spretchen nit her, for ven
, goes to do it | would veel some tincs
shump under mine shacket so pad alu,os,
diuk it would gill me; but mine mutter
she cay it mox nix, and SO | dink | would
sprechen nit her. So l say, katherine
| whistler be mine vrow? Den kiteriue she
kums to me and dakes hold mine hands
ADD looks right in mine eyes and ven she
swallowed dey pig lump Of Bologna
Sausage vot vas in her mouth, she SPEECH.
en-, "Yaw, Gottebeli ish vill!'
Den We hads a pig Wedding. We had
kegs of lager. bies of krou., spec, bretzel,
grum peer, Bologna sausage, Shmere
kase and everything vot vos goot. K,er.
inc and me vos madt man, and woman
pey dey preacher. Dis, Mynheer Editor,
is Wy my name ish Gottensnider since
been marridt ish hadt gotten-der- Snider.
But dis ish neder here nor dare. You
will expect me to spretchen about bolotics.
Military, and every ding 70. is going On
in dis blaze; and dink if Settlers Prev.
cry will not fail, ish will pee able to do it.,
because sh PEGS candidate for Gongess
ish vol: to lets dey beop'e hear how much
rot knows. Ish dink ish will get all de vote
of mine friends from Deitchiandt, for ish
! hob promised dem dat ish will work to have
dey law shansed so that dey president can
have dey PROCLAMATION for dey rivers to
run Lager, and make mountains Of Saur
krout, bretzels, grumbeer, spec and
enough Bologna sausages to build. q
Telegraph ove- dey water to Dei,chlandt
Aud ;sh d;aks dey Irish will 60 for nc
because ish promised dem dat ish will gel
Old Abe to make der PROCLAMATION for der
lakes to pee viskey and dey potatoes to
grow Shillalies to slock Won anoder on the
koup nit.
All ish pees afrai1t Of now, is der tam
Noting Knows, for ven delIs dem da,
fish will get president Lincoln to make a
/ Proclamation to dey Moon, dat i, be green
shoes, dey laugh at me and dink bees veu
pig WOOL Ish tried very hardt to make
dem peliese dat ISL would git Minheer
Lincoln to dreat dem shust so goo. as dew
niggers; but dey poke fun nit me, and
say dat Lincoln knows dey is nuttng bu1
boor vite drash any way, and dat ish could
not bull dey WOOL over dey Presidents eys
and make him dink dere yos Niger blood
in dere veins!
| Veil, ish will FIRST dalk ABOUT dis Gov
eminent, witch ish shall gom pare to q
horsh, and ish shall gall it doy Bubble
Hofsh aid you know he must DO pig
Horsh vo. gan garry 80 pig load on hsl
pack Dish Babic Horsh vos born in dey
year lit. Old Shorge Washington 70.
dey first ono who ride on hish pack. He
vos a young flley der, and de rglisl
shockey dink dat dey out runs him in de,
race but old Shorge he pees A Soot rider