The daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1863-1864, 1864-04-16
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Tar only times when most men are VIII
ing . AZ pardon Y when they have g
THr number 81 dsaths from crinollne y
three years. d London equals the loss'of ~
81 the Santiago fire.
TIE abolitionists don't want the country
a il WAS. They desire anew nation. Ana
80 they go in for miscegenation.
MAJ. Halpine the original "Miles o'Keli'
w." has rendered his resignation, IN conse-
ouence of the condition OF his eyes.
Tar Republicans sf Pennsylyanis are %
hold State Convention at Harrispusg,
18th instant, to appoint delegates 10 tue
Baltimore Convention. aR sf ~
A NAN may be ever so poor, ne may %
ever 40 unfortunate, but he nsed never De
hard MP for candles 80 long as ne makes %
light Of his suffsrings. Aa1T 3
aPAr, is your sisters child boy or q
girlf'l O Lei, I'm
Faith, an don't know yet whether I'm
an uncle or an aunt
T A FARMER in Brattleboro, in advertising
his effects for sale at auction, enumerates
among them one "tom cat" considered -
rood mouser.' The animal sold for $l,6O.
WApswoarH says that "the tall noun.
tains sleep night and day alike" Certainly
the very tall ones always have their white
night caps on, Is
FsUow Fsssing.-"This is what they call
q fellow feeling for q man," as the thief
said when the policeman was cropping alter
him in the dark.
In families we'll ordered there is always
one firm and sweet temper, which controls
without seeming to dictate. The essence
of all Hne breeding is in the gift OF conciia-
ton.
The New York World says: Boxer has
published sonnet on General Grant, and
Bungsy an elegy on Owen Lovejoy. The
one 10 an insult to the living and the other
an outrage on the dead 80
A BOY of eight years and remarkably re-
tentive memory is making sensation at
Albany. He remembers everything he
reads or hears, and is certainly deserving OF
pity and sympathy. ~
The Hon. O. B. Ficklin is said to have
done wonderful things tosuppressthe riot in
Coales county, Illinois-after it was over.
That seems to have been just what they all
did. ........ s...t.t -
A CORRESPONDENT from Middletown,
Conn, complains that when radical speak
er was in that towr, the Copperheads turn
ed off the gas. They hardly turned Oft as
bad an article as the orator allowed to run.
GEN. SEYMOUR remains in the military
service, and Gen. Buell. and Gen. Mcclellan
don't. Isn't this very strong encouragement:
to our Generals to be mean officers instead
of good ones.
"PAMRocK," said judge, "what do you
say to the charge; are you guilty or not2"a
Faith; that is difficult for your Honor to
tell, let alone myself Wait till I hear the
evidence e a.t EUu
A PRINTER named VIM, who died at
Rochester, England, recently, was heard to
mutter to himself few moments before his
death. ri am on my last stickfull; | am
coming to a paragraph, and l suppose I'll
have to wait for old death to put in pc
Rod"
SEVEN balloons are to be sold by order
of the Government on the 18th of April,
together with gas generators. retorts, &C. II
now Congress and the Government could
dispose of some of the gas generators in the
two wings of the Capital and at the west
end, would net the people be the gamers?
(RoUeH ON JoHNNYD "John," said a
father to his son one day, when he caught
him shaving the down off his upper lip,
'sdont throw your shaving water out where
there are any bare footed boys, Tor they
might get their feet pricked."
A YANKEE made bet with Dutchman
that he could swall W him. The Dutchman
lay down upon tho table, and the Yankee,
taking his thumb In his youth, nipped it
severely. "Oh you are biting mop roared
the Dutchman. "Why, you old fool" re-
piled the Yankee, did you think I was 60
ing to swallow you whole?'
A FRIaHTFUL railroad accident ccurred
near Murfreesboro on Wednesday last. 1t
was down freight train, and the accident
originated from defect in the boiler. The
engineer named Potter, and fireman, nam.
ed Hager, were killed; brakeman was
badly injured. The Nashville papers are
without particulars.
GREAT TRurHs.-I am not great man.
-Abraham Nncola.
1t is easier to pay small sum than it IS
. large one.-A Lincoln.
1t is easier to pay debt when you have
the money than it is when you hav'nt got
the money.-Old Abs.
A CLERGYMAN, not long ago, preaching
against the use of expensive ornaments,
from the words of Paul in reference to ap'
pearing in gold and costly array, said: But
mark you, brethren and sisters, though Paul
speaks against appearing in gold he says
nOfhipn oOs;net ,roo rinu brace Tho ofFacf