Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1864-06-09
A Missionary in DIR. Old's New
Church, Ordained by Rev. Pctro-
IcOm v. NnSby
From the Haeock Jeffersoninn.l


Last Sunday we he'd an improvin see
zen. Robert looms Punt who hez bin u
study in fer the ministry with me fer the
past t weeks, was lizenst and ordand.
He is a yooth of much promis. He voted
Bookanan, and only Is yeers old, swor in
his vote with q GOODNESS and eggsited the
admirashun Nv the partriarks ut the biz
mis-. l kin safely say that he hez whaled
moar Ablishnists, busted moar Methodist
brethrin and uther hotrodox churches
than any Dimocrat wv his age in the stait.
He hez brilyunt fucher
After the usual questions waz put2 him
and satisfactory ansered, the congrega-
shen was dismist, and in the presents wv
the elders and dekuns alone / delivered
the followin
CHARGE
Brother-Havin bin regelery ordand, it
only remancs fer me tu give yoo word
of council. Ioo air goin into the apossal
biznis at a rayther untavarable time.
Man wich is born NV woman hez trouble
fer his inheritance-I've he'd so much Nv
it that eff he'd to doit over agin would
cnt be born at all.
The politikly hevins is overcast with
portentious clowds. The litenin wrath IL
leaping from wun two another, wilSt the
thunder which was wunst at distuns,
now rores angrily in our eers. The old
ship Dimocricy is tossing madly onto the
wild valves, with nary sale set, her
seems open, the water a foreign element
to her insidcs;) rushin in. The stiddi-
est part Nv her crew seized the botes and
abandoned her, and the rest Nv en- er
titen fer the helum.
In the meantime the old ship is daShin
past the haven of destrucshen. 10 you
is entrusted part NV the work of savln
her. Let me entreet you.
l. Avoid the soldiers. With they yoo
hev nothin in common. Wunst party
Nv um nadine drink pint Nv warter
and take the oath allcjince, which outrage
wuz follered by coniestion Nv the bowls
and inflammation of the brane.
2. Allus preech agin the Niger. Its
soothin to a ginooine constootlonel,
sutthern rites dimocrat to be constantly
told that thar is race Wv meaner mel
than he is. Besides it's sate-the Niger
has no vote. Eff he had, we might vary.
3. Allus hev O marter. The stats
rites dimocrisy allus sympathlze with
man that is in basteels for simpathyscn
with the sowth, for nun ov um know how
soon their turn may KUN.
1. Preech agin amalgamashen at least 4
Sundays per munth. \ man NV straw
that YOU set up yerself is the eesicst nockt-
down pertikelcry if yoo set him up with 4
view Nv nockin Nv him down
3. Alluz diloot yoor whisky fer new
converts. 1t talks much to convert
Ablishnist, and cf yoo use the pure artik-
kle it wood kill a ordinary constooshen
afore he'd hev time to vote, which wood
be aggervating.
6. Sarch the skripters fathetully for
sech passagiz ez cuzzed be kanan, SER
vance obey yer masters, and sich.
I. Len to rede. or at leest git the shaip
Nv the letters so fiXt in yoor mind that
when yoo quote frum book or newspa-
per, WOO will hold it rite side up. Eddi-
cashen hcz bin n great help to me.
s. Lern to spell and pronounce Misse-
negenashun. It's good word.
The crate leding ices NV our sekt which
it is yoor dooty to inkulkatc is these. The
niggcr's q ape, Linkin goriller, JEFF Davis
n chrischen gentleman, the rebellyun
struggle fer rites, the sOljer bloody tool,
Ben Butler beest, ct settra. 700 air
never . bleeve in Federal rictrys, but
must allus credit confedritc sucksesscs.
woodent advice 700 to let your faith in the
Confedrisy go so fur as to talk their scrip
OH yer salary, neether wood 1 burn green
back.
l hcv dun. Go my bruther. Let yer
poler star be Dimocrisy, yer rallyin cry
1.-The Yoonyun ez ct wuz-the Constoo-
shun ez it IL, which is itoodious, tite the
good tite, and the time will cum when
you kin lay orf yer arms, and with "P.
NJ" after yer naim, enjoy the repose that
allus follows well directed and vigorous
effort.
Bro. Punt started to-day for Southern
nlinoy, where he has congreegashen.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
Pastor Nv sed Church, i'll charge.