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Grants Army one Days Forced Marcl
From RichmOnd.

Grants Army one Days Forced March
From Richmond.
PuiLADELpHlA, May 27lh.-Thc In.
quirer publishes the following dispatch:
SoU7n SIDE Norm ANA, near jan
enc BRlDGE, May 25.-Tho rebels are
in our front, aai prisoners have been
taken during the last 81 hours from
three rebel generals-Ewel, Hill and
Iongsuoet. Over 400 prisoners were
taken from brigade Of South Cgroliri-
ans by the Pennsylvania Reserves under
Crawford, who made charge on our
extreme night after Warren had crossed
the North Anna on the road leading to
Beaver Landing,
Our troops have torn up and com.
pletely destroyed nearly six miles of
track on The Virginia Central, vest o.
Sa1ton's Junction.
We are nov but ore days forced march
from Richmond, in q fine open country.
There is plenty o. good pasture for our
horses bu nothing for the men except
what has been brought along.
The enthusiasm Of our army knows
no bounds, willie the moral Of the reb
els, judging from their wounded prison
ers falling into our hands, is in a very
bad condition, The weather is intense
y hot.
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-NVIWWVFl NJ Ut y
Aad everything usually kept ia Wdoic.
sale and niail stores, all oflohich zee in.
rite oar customers and The public general
~ 10 cali and examine.
CAPEBA nj .Rl7R C co
N,r . '6S-ly
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Flour nnd Grnin Market.

COrfetItd WeNy bv N J, BrntdlH, a "EG5l
MiRs -
WEDNESDAY, May 81, 1854,
Flour from SO oOto IS 80 per Dbl,
Wheat, good quality, from 81 90 to
81 copper bushcl.
Corr is quoted atrtom 75to 90 cts
per bushol.
Corn Meal ~ PET bushcl.
Bran 81 per hundred pounds.
Shorts 81 90 per hundred.
Screenings 90 cents q bu'hol
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Not,ce 10 All Whom II May Concernl

Nohce TO All Whom IT May concernI
DY provisions Of an ACT Of The Legislature Of
ID West Virginia. passed September the 3D.,
1853, | shall as recorder oiths county Of Put
nam, on thesecond Monday, in each month, or
on the Tuesday or Wednesday, following, at
my OHiocin ito town Of Winfield, Putnam
County. make all orders aud do all things re-
quirod Of me as such Recorder.
GEo, r. MONTAGUE, Recorder.
Nov $, lS63-,f
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4 VALUABLE SACK OF FLoUR.-Mr.
William Williams hands Us . copy Of the
Reese River Reve'iie. published 1t Aus
tin, Lauder county, Nevada Territory
In it Is On accouut Of what sack Of fvur
may yield.
Two Of our prominent men. Mr.. r.
{. Ggidley, a. gallant Copperhead as sv.
er lived, and DR.. Her,ick. one ef our
county officials, made very amusing w.
ger; the terms were, that should d. f.
Buel, democrat, be elected Mayor, Dr..
]isrrick should carry a City pound sack
Of aouF Trough Main street, from the
lat ward, Clinton, to the 4,h ward. upper
Austin, distance Of little over one mile
and quarter, marching to the tune u
Dixie. The reverse was: Should Chas
llolbrook, Union, be elected, Mr.. Gridley
would carry the -four from his store in
Upper Austin down Main street to the
lst w.rd, marching to the tune Of Old
John Brown.
The Union man was elected, and thu
Coppsrhead paid the wager in grand style
with , big procession, etc. The fou
was then put up at suction, proceeds t.
60 to the Sanitary Fund. First bid
$500, sold at $3.50. Again and again i
was sold, realizing s4,O2l in cash, will
g, $50 in gold paid down; aud mucl
property besides. The sale was to DO con
sinued on tho following day.-Lyon
Mirror.
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How TO GET RIcH.-A certain man
who il very rich nov, was very poor
shen he was boy. When asked how
he 60; his riches, he replied: "My faith.
er taught me never TO play till my work
was finished, and never to spend my mo-
ney until had earned il. If had bu.
On hours work in day, l must do that
the tirst thing, and in an hour. After
tAss was allowed to play; and then
could play with much more pleasure than
il ! had the thought Of an unfinished
tssk before my mind. I-arly formed the
habit OF doing everything in time, and
asop itsbecame easy to.do so. 1t is to
this owe my prosperity" Let every
one who reads this do likewise.
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THE SINGER SEWING MACHINES,

Our Letter A Family Sc wing Machine
is fast gaining = worldwide reputation. 1t is
beyond doubt the best and cheapest and most
beautiful OF all Family Sewing Machines yet
offered to the public. No other Family Sewing
Machine has SO many useful appIi.nces for Hem.
ming. Binding. Telling. Turking. Gathering.
Guaging, Braid'ne, Introducing Cording. and
so forth. No other r .mily Sewing Machine has
so much capacity for great variety Of work.
II will sew al kinds Of CLOTH and with all kinds
OF thread. Great and recent improvements
make our Family Sewing Machine most reliable
and most dnrabls. and most certain At oil rates
OF speed. It nskes the ipterlocked stitch,
which is the best stitch known. Any one, even
OF the most ordinary capac,tv, Can see. 1t .
glance. how TO use the letter a Family Sewing
Machine. Our Family Sewing Machines are
finished In chaste and exquisite style.
The Folding Care Of the Family Machine 10 .
tui kind. It prosect the machine when not In
use. and when about to 10 operated may be
opened as . spacious and substantial table to
sustain the work. Will. some Of the Cases,
made out Of the Oh DIGEST woods, are finished In
the simplest and chastest manner possible. 9th
ers are adorned aud embelished in the most
costly and superb manner.
Ills absolutely necessary 70 sec the Family
Machine in operation. 80 - to judge Of it, gses,
capacity and beauty.
tits fast becoming ~ popular for family sew.
ing a. our Manufacturing mac hines are for man.
ufacturing purposes. ..=-
The Branch Offices are we'll supplied with silk
twist, thread, needles, OIL &C., Of the very bes,
quality.
Send for PAMPHLET.
The singer Manufacturing Co.,
458 BROADWAY, NEw YoRK.
Milwaukee Office, II Newhan IIouse9
And CHICAGO Office, 80 Clark IT..
GEO. l.. DAVIS, Agent, Upton, Iowa
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~ The number of veterans who hay

~ The number of veterans who have
re- enlisted from Iowa is G, 500. Says the
State Register, "only Eve States. and
tho.s the very largest, have . higher
number than Iowa, while no other North.
western State save Illinois has sent more
fkno two thirds Is many N Iowa Mich
ivsn2 100 900 more inhabitants than our
otate. sends 4 $40 veterans to the army;
seoo sin. with l0l 900 more than We,
:s.ls Ao63 vetsrsns; Massachusetts,
siaAsl 29l, 900 iahsbi,snts, 5 99l; while
Tn.e. vteh . population in 1860. Of only
H16ay, sssd. g5s9! IN PREPARATION to
- nnefos. ar Gssss s.ssps he ho.sr',
= 1ssseskrl y Iilisoia 0ior'oss.
, ysyss Ie~'.
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These tracts Of laad are a0ongstthe early cad
best selections In the county, asd are oil Of sups
rior quality. ea - go
Persons desiring 10 purchase viii please call
upon VIZ H. TUrnlLl, Esq Bsnker, Upton, Tor
further information o. to price sad terms
SAILS McBEAN, THOMAS 4 LYONS. :
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Manhood: How Lost, hcw Restored.

EH10lu just Published, = new edition Of
XII Dr.. Culver wells Celebrated Eis.
GV shy ON the radical cure lwi'hout
Meaicint) Of spermstorrhoes, or Seminal " eak.
ness, Involuntary Seminal Losses, Impotency.
Mental and Physical lncapacity. lmpedimsn,s to
to Marriage, stc Also. Consumption, Ep.Ie psy
aud Fits, induced by selfindulsenre or sexual
extravaganza. Price, in . scaled envel ope, only
cents.
The celebrated author in This admirabl essay
clearly denonstia 'es. from thirty years sue.
cessful practice. that the alarming consequences
Of selt-ahuse may be "a Iirally cured without the
dangerous use ofinternal medicine or the appli.
cation OF the knife-pointinR ont mode Of cure,
at once simple, certain and eaeetuAi. by means Of
viii, h every sufferer. no matter what his condi-
tion may be- may cure himself cheaply. private.
ly, and radically. This Lecture should he in
the hands " every youth and every man in the
land.
Sent under SEAL in = plain envelope, to any
address, on the receipt Of six cents, or two post
age stamps. by addressing the publishers.
v;lnl2,l CHAS J. G. KLINE h CO,
1T Bowery. New York. Post ONCE Box. A5ss
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AGENTS WANTED.

sH>0seli By Subscription an excellent. illustra
ted and :ow.pviced HISTORY Of the Rebellion
Il Il iu both Esglish aud German. Also several
other beautifully illustrated. interesting and
yslnahle family works. Also for Pedlsss aud
Arents . krest variety Of PictaPss. Battle
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For Giro ulass. with tefns, aAdseea
HENRY HOWE,
.ik III Naia e1rssA CiaciseaSt.
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STOMACH, LIVER AxD BowEzs

Cures Dyspepsia, Liver Complaint. Headache a....
y. Dsolsy. e.voasness. Depression Of Sririts Cen
stipatioD, Collie. Intermittent Bevers, Crancs IA
epAsms and al complaints Of either ser ssiesc -.
bodily weakness whether inherent in ,hs srs,.. !.
produced by special causes.
Nothing that 10 not whole some, senia, and re.,.v.
In Its nature enters into the composition Of
no mineral OF any kind, deadly botanical sl.ns,.
no aery e1citant; hut IL 10 ceubnatiop o. the ~,
tracts Of hasanac herbs and plants with the pur
and N ldest Of all dinasive seinslsnes, $500
10 well to be forearmed against d and N a,
Is the human system b- protected by human uesrs
against malades enpendered by an UNIV holesone Al.
mosphere. impure water and ether external e,..ss
Hostetters Bitters may he relied on a. snfeensrd
In stricts infested with Fever and Arue, n La
been To und infaihe As preventive and irresiste =
hension OF attack escape the scourre; ana ikos.
sands who NEGLECT to avail themselves Of its protect "
qun'cs IN advance, are cured BY very brief csurss
after bcinK piled with quinine for month, In vain ~.
81 fairly saturated with that dangerous alksioS az
not unfrequentiy restored TO health withia lev lsss
by the use of nOsyETrERS BIrfEks.
The weak ssamsrh 10 rapidly inyiross.sd - IL
appetite restored ny ths sgresahe Tonic and heneeN
WORKS wonders IN Of Dyspepsia and in less ees.
hrme forms Of Indigestion. Acting - gentle AMI
Invariably relieves the Constipation sureri indeed "
irregular action Of the digestive and secretive orssae
Persons Of fee'.ls habit, iishe to Nervous Atsseas
Lowhess OF sprifs and Fits Of I.aneuor, Asd prent6
ana ut relief from the Bits~rs The tesiinsas
on this point IL ost conclusive, and from both sexe
The agony Of Bilious tolic u ienediateiy s,sssssd
annRie dose o. the stimulant, and hy sionsly
prevented.
a. Genera, Tonic, HosTErrER's sIrrERs ~.
suce elects which must he experepced witnessed
before they car 'e fully appreciated. In cases u
Constitutional Weak PREM nure Decay ard psi.
ny ana arising from Old Age Il ez-cis.s
the electric influence In the onvalesesns STAGE d
Az diseases operates delight fal irvtresant
the powers OF nature are relaxed, Operates y
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HELMB
Genuine Preparations.

COMPOUND F.CID EXTRACT RUcHU, Pssi
tive and Specific Remedy tos diseases Of tbs Bladder
Kidneys, Gravel, and DropsieaI sveilnss.
This medicine increases the power Of Digestion asd
excite the Absorhcnts into healthy action, ~ which
the Watery Calcarsous depoations, and Ill Cpnas'
ueaa enlxrgenepts reduced, we'll - poin ss1 u.
6amAtion. $3.50 -
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Moor MICK'S
SELF AND HAND RAKINC CoNBINFD
@sr
Tarramsra the Best IN Cse in all
Rspscts for the Farmer!
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.

In addition to the very liberal warranty given,
We would say. ~ heretofore. that farmers are at
liberty 10 work or Machine through the hsrvesa
with any oths. and keep sad pay fer the one pre-.
fsgred.
CERTIFICATES
This 10 TO certify hat fpascAassd Hecof.
mick Self-Rakes snd used Il in cuttisg 30 asses
Of grain and co acres ofgraA without any brsak.
age at all. Tbs dram was very light, and eco.
cider It much The hest and most relislie mac hiss
know Of, as . Reaper o. MSwer. H. RAKE
works coMplef<ly, and 10 not liable 10 get ont or
order, and four men will bind - mac !, a. Eve
after any hand rsker. MOSES BUNKER.
bought Mccormick SeifI.aker in 1853, and
fully endurss the above JAS. A. HiBBEN.
The Mccormick Self.Raker bought in 1853
used in cutting lis acres Of gain aud grssA and
like it much better than sny osh.r machine ev.
er saw. In tangled grain II works hrst rate, sad
saves binder - we'll - the rsker. Any man
wishing a reliable machine. to NOV o veil as
reap. l would advise to get Q Mccormack Self.
Kaker, aud they will Be satisfied with il
81. Up. cOE
SIXTH BROTHERS, Agents At Upton. l. B.
GgRg, Agent IT Clarence. =. RAcoN, Agent at
Wilton. r. b. Lros, Agent at West Liberty.
Peterson BHorRxKs, A gents at Lnuden.
l7wS Is. A. McNAIR. CSen. Aest
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LIVERY one who has not already done IA
- shplid inn ,distely prp cure . doxe
those fine Card Photographic At
e. b. Himmoa4 eky.I.ight Csalle,v.
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THE LARGEST STOCK Of Albvna, m, :.
10 SIMMONS.
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750 so:4 5 6;;T;iSc q 8; {: e
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ALI. MALIGNANT DISEASES
6rst gve warning a their pre- ence " met rrora.
ly boore they becoac 1arely int snched within tho
system, will 10 readily expelled.
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efCN' or sNKNrss
Headache. Pains In hc Lmbs-n tho stomaea, Row.
els. and Kidneys-Co,i Chi,.s and Hot F1ushes, Coat.
ID Tagus. iarnb s. Nausea, hivcring Dullnsss,
premonisory rymlaons Il Malignant Diseases. OLs
dose Of the READY RELIEF il rrficept 10 break up
and expsl dseassd action and restore tho patient y
health
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PREVENTION Bitter THAN CURE.

whsn you Arst kel pain. then take Q tsasposofal
= the ktADv RI II IN water; OF apply Il 70 tho
pass vhsrs you I'D The discomfort
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0VA>OkEktSs
Yvsry soldier should carry With him Q supply d
Radv.y' Eeady Rsl.G !, supplies the place Il all
other medicines aud a. . beverage. icasynnfnl Of
the Rs'"f. ~ NJ glass Of watr- =. nicer pleasant
e. ltimuant than brandy, whisky, or btters.
SICKNESS rREvExriD m THE s,H MAINE RECT.
Eighth Maine regiment, So c. r. Insd writes thas
viii quartsred ~ y bce s!ani, C.. when working
In the swamp. erecting Notifications. Every man
seiseA with Typh1d anil .Ah~r Yevers, Fever and
Agnr, DiarrisDi, ~ enterv. rheumatism. was cured
by Tvs Use VI The Rsa ~ Relief.
CAUTION.
IN al eases ash for Railways EeAdy Relief. Take
no 0shcs. See that tho signature 0f kadwsy 4 70.
IL the outside label II oh tile. Every agent ID
supplied with . new and fresh sioes. l'rics IS cents
PER btIe. sold by Druggists, Merchants and country
stofe.keepsrs.
RAILWAY L co,
@ u AAicen Lane, New York.
~For sa's in Upton by 4. HALL.
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FL R Nit j R Fl!
MANUFACTURE IN ANY STYLE ALI
ARTICLES OF FURNITURE

that may he wanted CARVING will be done in
the best manner. He will aso attend to repair
ing such article. an above mentioned
Special ATTENTION vii lie paid to the
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Vim sydury Myers Esq Il Havana. Csba, the 81.
Respondent Of ths LoAIon Tmes, suffered w.t., Acute
4 hsonic Rheuaaatsn fhs iweuty I've yeas and loe
twenty ycars he hdsN jnv 81 whoo nights ean
rot He appl ed Railways kEA, LEI.LF-is in.
sdiaaely gave lin and secured him " Grss calm
and n disturbed siep during the '~cnty years. 1hs
continued use Of th,KtADY REL IFE cured him
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pure and powerful Tonic corrective and Al t.,..I
Of Wonderful efficacy In diseass o. 10
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.Io.h Milling. nm Ptrx.

AZ the vhiio rczs w4kens toto buty. -
doz the white pig como % gladden. ur HIS
clix sre Ike the lilac leeE played upon by
the Young rsphur at evsntire, his silksness
Is like tbe wool OF buty and bis fsger IL the
outline Of iovelnaess. II food Is white nec-
tar. Drawn from the full fountain Of sfectioo.
He WAKES fs;ter and more silky svsy da.
and hangs from the ouxxnu OF hix mother
Ike an image OF Alsbastur. he lsfslh az
forms, aud cugleth biz tale still clussr "a bis
fcas eocth on. then be rixsth with glsdness,
anu wsndreth with bir kiscred beside the
vstsus. Hiz brothers and sisturs are AZ Ike
hin sz fakes ov snow, and oil the day long
ss3ong the red klover. And beneath the white
thora, be maketh hr Joy and leadeth li,a
srksdian. BIS words ste low musik. and his
language ths uesutored freshness OF nst0s.
Hiz pastoe iz The history ov ionercebce.
and hir ie1rars ix elegance. He walksth
vheI . the grass leadosh, AID CANDLES tew the
dsllisDss Of dewy iragranse' be gsthsrth
straw 10 hiz mouth. aud hsstteh away o. err
saBts ov gisdDes. He liststh 90 the reproof
Of bic parent; bis sckskuns are The laws of
perliteness. and bis logic IL the power OF in-
stinkt. Hrs datime in pesse, and bis evenings
IL kenlle iorgitiulness AZ ne taketh on
years. he loveih kool places. aod delv sh 10
liquids, and stirrsth tha earth 20 fatness,
aud p.iath hl.seli 10 dark culers. q refugee
IRON fixs. and the tovments OF ife DE iur-
eetteth bic parent, bekummeih hs own mas
ter. snc le.rcesh tue mystery ov TO- d and
groweth hugely Men gaze a. his porkynsss
~ keu0t be value BY pounds. aud lay In
wait Tor him. and sack ,ifse him. and give his
d -sh salt for ssiety. - This N pig
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Becoming Alarmed.

A traiios0ut sheet Ia central liuols !. be-
coDssg -i<fme1 6ecanse the sixDs oi tie
t'mss Are net a. favorable lar democratic
riot ia thss Y aie - Il vas 's~ months since
bee sa-e the preparation IS sh- o. A. Ks.
"a ise nausufate 4 rebellion ln our borders
d like - bs check mated helos. a caIsni-
Dsses. sui The failure ~ the plan. ~ the cpu
sp'faior generally. To lbo.e who have hsea
educating the isnorant 81 their followers up
20 the point OF revoll sud bioodshed, M Of
der % carry llhaois over h The rebels by
an attempted cstsblishnont OF Northern
Confederacy. The certainty Of failure Of
their plans n source Of Annoyarcs, Of real
's-r lesi they might come 70 grief Hence
their alarm sbout the call for regimen 81
state troops 20 protect cur o~n bordsn-fo
sapprees any hsurrectiouery movement that
might De made within ,he State. and 20 rec
sist a. invasion ID sue'riilAs .rom Hsp'uck
sod Missouri Apoibef source of alarm "
ths formation Of Home Casrts" bv returned
soldiers. ~ thsy TINS they zee N tnis nove-
nett liberalization ou a., part Of thJss
sho hsvs seen service. - Keep = ~boless ne
ebscs upoa the ois snt horae traitors vbo are
tslking and preparing % az frecsop. IL l.
sad the pfecart'o-arT neasurss % prevenO
riot At Democratic convsnfiors. and At The
polls. means ecsnctbing. There : 70 doab.
cf Hrs eli. The Ioyal PEOPLE don't mean
tisi traitors shall take .oap jndensnt''
oPeo foem ss this tirne. snt thsv ko5v tb.t
tas ssie~t 49, 20 pfessat q ll 20 BE 10 csurs,
CO si0e, rith TIE oocuDsnts ready 80 psove
uP tseir si1e of he csse. Vel nav the COP
rereesds become alarmed Il ihe prospec. oi
toe ia-rre 81 thar e~nsoes.-Pesrsa T-e,s-
srr.
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What part OF book 10 most ike nsh'
The ho-is
An Itch witness was sscenty asked What
be knew OF the prisoners character for truth
and veracily. why, troth said he "snce
iver I've known her she's kept the house
clan and deacsnt"
an old msn being asked he opinion Of
certain sermon. replied:
II liked n very we'll. except there vas no
pinch 70 Il always dke 10 have a pinch 70
every eermSn.
A country doctor out Tor = DAVIS shooting,
took his errend boy 20 carry his gamebag.
Eutering field OF turnips the DOG D, inted,
aho the boy, overjoyed at the prospect OF his
masters success. exclaimed: :-"Lor. % tster.
there'e . cpvey; IL you get near 'em won't
pnysicens"Pbysic them. you young rsscaI,
what do you.msapf" said the doctor, "wby
Kill EN-. 10 be sSve," replied the boy.
Have you seen my blaok-fsced ante
lop,f' inquired Mr.. Leoscope, who has
collection Of auimsls. OF bis friend Bottl. ,ck.
Mol bavep't who did Jour bIsck-iscsd
spOuo. elOqs with Z" says BottIejack.
A Cssuist-"Now, which Is the greatest
sn. to Hill man or tell lief' 0fc5urse I
answered. "ro kill a man."-Ca.uiss
Was ,hluking 90. Well, then. l am over
forty i've years of age.
- A thickskulled schoolboy bad the sentence,
Hope on. hope ever % written Tor him to
copy by his teacher. Imagine the surprise Of
tue latter, when upon exsnining the young
stor,s chirogaphical evolutons he found il
rendered TINS :--"Hop on. hop over"
A cobblsr At Leyden. who used 20 sttsnd
the puohc disputstious held at the Academy,
WAS once askei II he understood Latio -
No. replied the mechanic. "bRt | can tell
sho j. wrong In the argument" And how
can YOU 'sll that g'asked bis friend. why,
oy seeing who ia angry first"
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The newly married are universally fall
ing back on the old idea Of boarding. II
Is, they say, the easiest, and undoubtedly
the most economical; there Is no expens-
i've stock of household linen 10 purchase
and make up, no coal and -four 20 l.y IN.
no fiIghtful rent DAYS, and no servants wa
ges to pay, or servants board to ind. This
| - true to certain extent. but not all true,
and II need not be half "a true asit l.. As
an Offset, itmust be remembered that board
IS very high. and constantly growing high
er and getting poorer and ia little while
complications day be expected IN the
shape Of children, and that. in the mean
time instead Of enjoying freedom erd d.
mestie comfort, the yousg husband and
wife have 10 submit 10 all sorts oftiresomc
restraints, 70 diet which generally ex
cludes everything that they hsve q partic-
ular liking for and 20 the absence OF the
great charm of newly welded life, the ell
mg Of Joint proprietorship in their own
home. Moreover, boarding whore Il j.
not n necessity is wicked-its tendency u
20 immortality. In large boarding houses
II Is considered absurd for man 20 pay
the attention of q husband and gentleman
70 bis own wife. Especially II be be re-
Gently married, be is made the target of
senseless crowd ofyoung men and women,
who aim their silly shafts ~ him until he
is shamed out of his manhood, and be-
comes either = frivolous male firt. or
leaves his wife alone while he seeks the
solace Of neighboring billiard saloons
But say the young Indies, what are we to
dop You acknowledge that, at present
prices, II is impossible for some OF us 10 90
&c housekeeping, and yet discourage board.
ing What else Gao we do2 No, NJ all
we never said II was impossible 70 go a.
housekeeping, only impossible TO purchase
Brussels carpets and expensive furniture;
hnt these ara not necessary 70 tho mcst de-
lIghtsul kind Of houses eeping. Do9--
Why, go work as your mother or grand
mother did before you. Furni b two rooms.
"a you cannot a whole house, and with
such plain simple articles ss you can ahord.
A little taste and listle industry will soon
make them attractive sensible people will
prefer them 70 marvellous exhibitions Of
French upholstery; and, most ofall, you
siii discover some time, YOU will bave
your husosnd 10 yourself Don't board
~. " Hesfroted NesOs.