The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1864-03-18
Humorous Miscellany.

/ me house OF very rlCn out SllugV FORA ~
I the country. The lord gave his guests on
/ * poor car",, and begged them 10 -xcns.
+ him that he didnt give hem ar, thing
/ better. as he la rte misfortune TO t",-
the key to his wine cellar. Af,-r III.
-o,n.~ hat frugt II ,IinneI he c"ndnrred ms
guest Ia hi garden To show ,hem its beau
, ties Here h.. called their attention t. the
diff-ren' bros h. kept in an aviarv, sm"nu
which was a handsome ostrich. TIN,
ostrich" remarked the lord. has very
strange norians: wouid Won believe it
gentlemen he can swallow and diges,
whole piece. Of iron - " Nv lord" shout.
| ed the guest. 81 believe he swallow ed
,our kew to the cellar. | would advise
you therefore. to have another made as
soon as pTaclcable"'
An apprentice. while setting at his
work one day continually counted. one
i've, three, four, five As he rcn4a I'd
/ rhls several times. The maser fra IL n
| Gun,ed What thai ut..an' =" "nly
c"ur'.ng ho" many -co'ds where are 1n
the ir..u--" rep led thr bay
= Ne |. h"w NAV. g
VIII var wife five"
Imprrrrnen. fellow take TIM" says
he master. giving lin LAP No no. y
.crraru- the ho, :. ma, = mistake
~ith"u' your wife, there are -four. meant
10 So, -
Al AN annual festival in Mas a,.hu,
~errs Of about 900 ynnno Iodl-s rather d.
vanc~d N wears arp-a,e! among he reg
ular t",~'> he fnil,wiug "n,. = The old
h'chr'"rs. may The, always sleep alone
ard on a bed Of net'lp> 1T on 4 wooden
rahur- take heir meals atone after the,
have thenSe!,e- seen II the cooking
lie married -taft. rh- raailry and rs
~"nce OF III. Love =, home usefulness
"ri", 'u'l les NM he old harheinl b-
bike II 't,..in which i. MOI Fl h..ar eirh
fun fl er aud ma, hr tie. Stunned
T., ali, like ,e~rrIrnr- and a sc"u ue
= wo ftend> mel one rn'l morning
One VA d'r-s-,i accord ng To he weath
-r; he "rhei onl> i'll lhi coat. IL
r"n-rq,lerc- If which he WAS slightly trn
zen. "herrupnh the former remarked ::
: NJ, friend, why don't YOU have Al over
'"a' "n-v"u are very cold That Is
mp">>hIr." SAYS the latter las il i
p1wn-d y Oh replied he other, NJ
least pin the pawnhrok-r'> nckel on your
back 50 people can see you have a warm
coat ~
AT The time of the French revolution.
those Al the head of affair asked e each
one fou'rh part of his incom. rs patri-
otic conIrihuti"n. This tax had often 10
bA collected Of the tarrving ones hv WAY
OF An exe"ntoL TO one "f these The AK
gntherer made his appearance Now. /
viii shaw myself more patriotic than YOU
expect says the delinquent. Y"n ask
fourth of ms property. and will give
YOU my better half" and he placed his
,cife before the collector
A man building house came to look
after the workmen frequently One DAY
he noticed number of nails s,r-wn abour
and remarked to The carpenter, "Whv
cont YOU pick up those nails; they will
ge, lost" Don't be afraid. air YOU will
find them all on your oil, was the quick
reply
For God 5 sake what are You doingT
exclaimed = newly made ph, stefan. to Vol
talre. seeing him slipping hi- coffee one
evening: You drink cotf-- why, i, ia n
SOW poison y :" You II ~ b. rrgh'; i, j. a
Si0'o poison for have drshk II for he last
sixty wears" answered Von.ire rather
c"nilv
A musician WAS called on ON. fnr
nIghr o assist ~ y serenaGe Not for
thou and" SAWS he ''rrough the open win
low Dom ~, so foolish "rpples the
other from 'einw. = each one az us get
iollar ' oh that's another thing" and
n = few moments he WAS ready
=" Whai have Won on your wagon -
a passing ipamsrer was asked "0ats."
-epii-f he. in whisper Whc do YOU
make a secret Of il I" NV horses must
not k'ow | have OATS. or else could not
get them 10 move a step further
- You NAV dress in half mnurning"
aid a mother 10 her laughter. "Wh /
mamma, IL our unc only half dead 2"
ep'ieH the clever lifrle gil
sS \ = ,.ceutlnn II he Pre-i.irqt.,I
MANSION. ! y.iu-- Az evening. rwn 49,.
.rnr-. IL II surgeon If HE District reyI-
mort. and the Other an a-si.tau, surg-t.n