The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868, 1864-07-29
DUB DEFENCE.

JUb UE AANI'
Whew What a stencil. We can
almost feel its sickensung y.por An,
other peice of spcck has made its appear
sncei .nd the lady's political admirers
aud sbettors here who feast themselves
on the mental diet thus afforded them, are
rolling themselves Srohnl like so many
half starved maggots This piece OF
speck ha, been so long on the way this
warm weather, that it has become spoiled
and smells horrible, and we would advice
our readers to hold their noses while we
reply.
The writer states that we have succeed,
ed III becoming contAm,ible and disagree
ably meddI.soms now while we regret
that We have followed her example 60 mi
nutely in this particular. we cannot but
smile to notice what WY faces the faith.
ful here make up while swallowing the
local pill we prescribe ! We hope that
they will all fol be.ter after few opora-
.ions.
But we have also succeeded IN remind
Ing the writer "of small species of the
canine breed, whose yslpiug never Injuries
and scarcely snnoys." Why then does
she notice our writings ? Why does She
take the trouble to reply, since as she
states they als so harmless Does she
so soon forget that we psbhcly acknowl
edged her too much Of heller for us
some weeks pgo, when wo backed out on
that theological debate? Oh that must
nave been a glorious victory won without
the loss Of man or = drop Of blood. Re-
joice. oh. ye faithful Rejoice and be
exceedingly glad Rejoice give thanks
and sing
The writer thinks that We furnish an
abundance Of lie with our lying talents,
and we think that such r piece Of speck
is Of decidedly greasy nature, and that
10y litt!o sort Of compromise, we might
go into the soap business as the article
we all know is much needed But :l@s
we have heard it said that dirty grease
will not make soap, and we are ,aus again
prevented from bencftsing fair portion
of humanity Is it much wonder that
we are such strangers to refinement?
"There was one scene on the programme
however which should interest all union
beholders The beautiful representation
of nigger troop, in the field defending
their rights |"
These three feet men had the features
Of white men, but their complexion was
decidedly smoky Oh shade of some
buttsrnut tree protect us Here in Carey,
Ohio, was beautiful representation of a
lot of half niggers. undoubtedly the sons
of southern democrats. fighting against
their white parents for their natural rights
of freemen But we are dull we never
took the hin! or we would have pulled
that show up sky high !! Just wait until
it comes round again. and we will do the
subject justice.
The writer intimstes thst we lied in
representing the exhibition as an animal
show, but BY her own statement !here
must have been one long cared parsonage
there. meaning us, and if we mistake not
the manager showed much resembling
a two legged SOW around to every scene
in the room, "free of charge |" it was
such novelty | And whether it was or
not sn animal show, Barnum has certain.
" beon already outdonei
But the writer in her last article has
broken out in new place or AN old one
we don't know which. We refer to the
s.ltpe!cr portion Of her compo,ition. 1t
is not enough that the "Union," continu-
ally harp, upon that scandalously inde-