, 1864-12-25

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Q. Who swallowed Jonah?, s-s,-
4. The whale. ..,...s
@. Then why Is o makman like whale?
4. Because he gets bis prophet (proft) out
. Of the water.
What arc the two most sinful letters in the
what arc tho two most intempcrstc letters
Of the alphabctY-XS l.
What two letters Of the Alphabet shall be-
come necessary adJeelive7-S n. shall.
What tEo' letters Of the aipbabet are an
ornithologicei ad}ecsiyeE EB <,
,,,. what s%o 'etters Or Inc alphabet are most
nks s aock ten isttoes ~ n t,o
T., thn,s NJ = ~ tAe 0'A's 'e-Ast
What Two lctfcrs or ths a,n,,ohet nro heat
| to ir;nk y-D r or A r. 0@'
What two letters Of the alphabet ar, mo,t
like Tic cranIum Of a drone yED q.
What two letters Of The alphabet resemble
! an atTectionaie rcnc1nbrance ?-A,I.
| Wha, two letters Of the alphabet arc not !
cheap I'D r.
What, two lettef1s Of the alpbahet don't vou |
want your tooth TO be likep-AK.
II say, old fellow, what arc your politicsg' |
yative my father was Conservative" sand
wLnt Is your religion !" continued the other.
| q Protestant nv father was Protestant"
was the answer. HAnd why arc you bach.
| clor +: said the othor. 's Because my fathcr
was a--oh, confound IT.! don't bother nc with
Alcdy of or acquaintance, whose temper
ia not eenerally coneidcred to be Of the bsst.
wns insulted By a young gentleman. Tho in.
cantious YOUNG man faiied to admire q new
she ipid herself out for bis capture, SUCCESS.
fully-we regret to say-and now the poor
wretch is not only bound 10 admire her bon
| nets, but, worse than all, to pay for theml
Crs1ouxn {xAo las bxxn 1oaq ,oaitb,g}. "I
eay. waiter. how long viii nv CHOP be p
WAITER. :" About four inches and 'arf
Sir"
WHY Is lady re5eerving fruit like one of
the West Indian Islands? Because she be-
comes Jam. maker.
j.. A chfropodist commences his puff With
these words: All the world has COINS; the
fafl est, boidcst, best: Romeo doubtless mad
c0fns n mot h1sh 1a so Snosa , vnnT
. feet to The operator.''
| | whr Ia shr1ocl a n,oet dff11cn1t ch,noctnr
! to uei3ioTmf 3 r. ~ Because It Is almost IN imposi-
bility to DO q Jew.
= sensIanio eso.en u.s.as, WV ~ ~ NY
Inu rs sua ahstincmt - mode af ~. a. 1encth fs1i
tS "au aa Maa '.istta5 hs t;nd ahoasts 1a5
sn' au s,mhbor;nn naS ,,o5;sh ~ her nrorns y
= Ing 10 make some beef tea, he inquired what
n i vas and oehg ni0Ineo ao PROMISED @ 70
Y .aa oanarainaiv wade IL tha nonst an1rorea
d fna0ncr and 9fye lady Wnnt hemn n1n:t;nr
It him % to d.ink Quantity @ eve every ; day until hef
en The 5od icy So tSe ea;
,ns+ 11 ;;;shpd mas ond :; eGu 10. n ussl M
nS len a9s1 ~ 1nq@Isnfhs tn as ann = 70 nea1 II t de
"n+a, th,re 10 ~ t,oa a.at ~ - Wv
;ned - haeaa es ~ bar;n ede haateH
~ manSa 70 w II nelHel1, aua nas.nS neatsa
~ sman quantty, pIonouneessa ne1seilent .Ay,
:, a, 9uon tne a.elne, ne ~ lnaJ u nf,hh INK
wen enopga .naa Taya d1s ~ Wv 1's ~ NJ .ns
!. husaf ano eiean u" ~.N'
aa4 tom ia, %nat eity o. Eufope "onla @ So9 p
s. t1..., ashe's ~ ses oaenl VI eoap' Aa'A0
J. 49,. , on. wh, ,.,,t ,f+,,a ~ ra,,
IS ia n.,, ~, ~ :. ab, e -, al ~ w. meal
y o'u e40'Dso "0s11 ~ 40 ae's ~ pay AVA "e"'
q A modern phJsiolosist notes the extraor
y binary fact that, at the dinner:table, every
ID OPENS. y
r a ladY's homemade wine. wus asked for AZ
or opinion Of what hc had tasted. II aiEaT,
Is cfye a candid one.n said her r1lest. Hwhrr,
:. eating and drinking are concerned. It Is nd
10 mirabie stuff to catch files.
,r Desertious from the battle. field may apore
II priateiy be caIlcd tie bo;ks Of var 10y app'e
5, "You don't know now to take nc, said q
q. vulgar fellow, to gentlcman he Ind insult
b. cd. Yes do" replied he, taking him b,
is the nose.
= 4 rich manufacturer at Sedan, somewhai
10 remarkable for. his stinginess, went to a celc
IS blated t: slor ut Paris to order . coat. Hi
" nskcd tie price. l" 4 hundred and fifty
'g francs" le thought this rathcr dear. ~
% shall fn!E sh my own cloth" hc said. Jns
&, rs !ou ~ eN, replied Tue tauor. Ihe
eeaL nasn:a pesn sent, tne 1nanulctnref ask
T. ca What NJ nau 70 pay 1or Inc making, 4
- hunurco alu MY 1tancS, was aAaln lnf