The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1864-03-18
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Local and Miscellaneous.
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uther branchis NV the Dim elsratic Zi-
on I give the pints.
Bro. Siples wuz arransd before
the church on charge nv drinking
with a niggcr---Bro. Podhammcr
bringin the charge. Bro. Jones wuz
eggsamind. Saw Bro Siples go into
the "Union ez it wuz" Saloon, arm
n-arm with a niger. Saw them go
ND to the bar and drink whisky TO-
Qether. Elder Pott, dekon Kilt and
bro. Smith, and also bro. Brown, who
kepes the saloon, who wuz playin a
quiet game NV seven-up, corrobora-
tid bro. Jones' testimony. They
seed it. The wretehid man he'd moth
In watcver to say, and ez the case
wuz eleer, / wuz abowt to pronounce
sentens NV excommunicashen agin
him, wena thawt struck me. "Who
paid fer the licker p aslIt 1, lookin
joodishl.
"The niggor, Nv coarse" sed bro.
Siplcs.
"Brethrin." sed "this fact puts a
entire new face on this matter. The
niger my brethrin wuz maid fer the
yoose NV the white man, and fer no
utlrer perpuss. ("Cussid be Canun,'
"'Servence obey yoor masters" ct
settry) In the snthern stats whcr
the Dimocrisy rool, that is ther nor
mel condishen, but up here, a mizable
fanattycism provence US frum redoo
sin NV EN- to ther rightrul stait. Wat
shel we do Planely, cit all we kin
out NV EN-. 1t wuz rite fer bro Siplcs
to hev the niger pay fer his whisky,
1 wood do it myself. Thcr is but
one dark feecher in it. Ef yoo walk
min arm with another, it is a con
feshn nv friendship and equality
Wy did 700 do this bro Siples ?"
"1playd seven-up fer tic drinhs
with him, and bette him l wuz afeord
he wnd slip orr, and I wuz holdin
onto him"
"Right, bro Siples, right
"wen yoo git u wite cat s,yc ain, save him
wenyoo git black car shave him o The t,4l %
Case dismist. The church sus-
taned the decision, and all uy en- star
It'd out immejitly in serch NV nigger
/ wuz lecterin my flock last Sundy.
on Moo England, and wood hev maid
good thing nv it he'd it not bin fer
Linkin hirelin, bloc koted. sangl
nary, hlud-thirsty mersenary, who
continooally interrupted me. 1 wu2
n pcrsooin the follerin line Nv arey-
ment, to- wit
That the war WIZ brot about ly
the fanattikle abolishnism Nv the
Moo lneland stats 4 inlamin NV tie
shivelry NV the south, and wuz Il 90
in on to prove it, wen the soljer put
in his yawp.
"Pd'like to know" sed he, show
menny ablishnists ther wuz in Moo
Ingland p to wicl Ipromptly an
serd, awl the popelashnn, and they
alluz wuz. Good" sed he vile a
sardonikle grin orespred his villenus
feechers, "they wuz Ablishn I spozc
wen all NV ceptin Vermont and Mas
sychoosets votid the strate, unscrach-
ed, Din. ekratic tikliit ez regler ez VOC
talk yer tods, hay ? wuz they ? Did
yoo never know, my priceless jooel
that ther wuz ez menny Ablshnists
in Ohio ez ther WIZ in Moo Ingland,
and that the ferther away frum Noo
Ingland 700 git the plentier 700 find
en- 7 and dident 700 also know that
afore the war ther wu2zent eruf alb
lishnists enywhair to elect consta-
Bile? say?" l replide, indignantly
that he wuz egrejisly deseevd, and l
settled his hash by reedin extrax
frum the Moo York Day Book.
don't spose his mterupsheu did
much damij. The fact is, in this ex-
cloosiv Dimekratik Immunity sol.
jer's word don't go fer much. With
my yoosual sagassity l pervided
aginst that yere ago. l told my
flock that the soljer darsent say eny.
thing good NV slaivry er the Dimoc-
risy, wich is sinonimns, under pencil.
ty NV bein cort- -marsheld and shot
and ez our people don't go much or
noosepapers, it don't talk much tC
keep EN- strait.
.alfA1 rs PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
Faster nv scd Church, in charge
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