The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1864-12-15

THE DAILY Even
Resides, some d0y lsoon), this cruel war win be over.
And We once more lse Christians he living in clover
With cficial dcspatchcs no lonaer imbcodsd
In Newspaper articles, all double lesd,d.
Then q r eye shan no iorgcr light NO. A. It csehe,
Tie glorious news of UHiclal respatchcs,
nut the God gvOn blessings peace and prosperity.
Shall hetasted hyus-or, At least, BY posterity,
Golden dollars Ike but,ercups. thickIy shall ,prcut
when RcJe,u gives ln and vhcu sroenbacks give out
like tyScls rtlidrcn, veil fecd upos manna,
Wien Grants taken Richmond, and sherman Savannah
rui whom ,loy crr taken, pray What can We do
lor Fashion, 10 Fashion can zoe her ,lf turourh'
fHHu.rUr replies, puts the question % rcst.
Ard invite every capitalist TO invest.
Fromtc Uoo's and the valleys The ro.ks ami tho Ills,
NItfc contracts were slowly round out, At the mills,
FROM ryery Identical acre uf s,u
How hundreds or millions o. h,g,h heats of Oh.
Tl.g l'rI Mc,c, led TO- Of uifs aui n honey,
I'ou-A l.trr hs durst not Tor love or TOR monsv,
l' ugh bright were is he,vcns. ami ,scred its sld,
Co.'s. Nr-inias), was uauslt 10 lhls Et,u Jf oI..
for .rrc every stone ig an usct of gold,
And pUI. efi, od Diamonds mix well with the m1n'I.
Green caves change TO eeubacks surprisingly quick,
And biyu-uOtes aud bank no.e, are clunuyu,uk
rhcro aI The ol5 topors, sr whatever f,vor
Aeit pearls in their cocktails, to give en- Gayor;
There uoy Eat u thor meals, Ia masuiG,cut st,ss
on Of saes OF crystal, ana pa'eso Of real plate.
There tss dran is iaks and the substitute brokers
Ave considered the best fan practical joksr,i
So little have native horn princcs To fear
With tHtcc thousandA day, and million year.
There the mionalrc quietly gocs mad ONE an, alrn'us
Aud hi, .euscs like servant g.s leave without rarulnE
llcrc man and there master forever delight
To dis ON al day, and 70 dream OID All night
Not SO with Lacrtes Hc did, a.sru'o,
What people on ire are advised to-kccp cool;
Every wish, oyery thought, every plan ofhis life,
Was trst to got money, an then get wife,
Il was not very long ere he msstcred part arst
And then set to work At the asst, aud the worst.
Like the without light he would surely havo wtod
Ifhe eyerhsd had the bad taste TO got jntod
Resides maids. wives and widows are really 80 many,
That one runs good chance of not getting any;
But once happily we'd he forever reposos
On a smooth matgmOnialbcd Of Wild rosoI.
Th,rcs the very young lady just free from her school,
Too g'ad 10 escape from tyrAunisal rule
All blrsLos and innocence, sunshre and tears,
And she finds it out quick y too ouug for her yeRrsj
81, vows she desplses the nauc Of a beau,
Ard wonders how women can tcasc soi
But soon learns the trick, with slight vari .tiou
VI tllot 1au tplutAlt thAtu ma nltdh ulILAl1us
or It may be she runs to extremes In her plcty,
And can think about naught but her pocas society,
A. tor cooking and cleaJng, and things @, that sort
Don't she have to prepare her sooicty's rcportS
A. her duties a. horne may be cft in the lurch,
For villa, ara homo duties, compared to tho church,
Her bands were not meant to dust sew make bread,
They re engaged on behalf OF tie FeeJoos instead,
The goddess Lacr;es eudeavored to soften
Sm,thsyc known what love mcaUt-snod becu toli It
50 often;
Ard he had too long led a vagabond lie
To Spect a "fno" woman To make a line wife.
She had once been actress,-'he pct Of the town,
But when he with his bundles OF grseubacks 10
II quite turned her head, she went the rampage,
And, the next thing in order went OF Of the stage.
The magnificent style Of their wedding in church
Lett all hei theatrical friends IA the urch.
They vowed and declared 'twss shame and ,ln.
And ss Tor LNEGrE7, she taken him in
The wedding once Ger, the honeymoon past
CToo happy to last long-it never doei lasD,
Somewhere Fifth avenue me two settled down,
And storm the town took them who once took the town
In New York be it known you're the top ofthc heapI
Besides, you c. n ret murdered there, very cheap,
And your friends won't ina lsne there's anything serious,
TIL they cad you're found dead" uudor tho head U
"AlSstorious.'
And Oh In New York, OF all spots IN creation.
As you'd vRluc your life, and avoid conhagrStion
CAT hotels, In particular, the danger increAsesj,
Beware OF all strangers who sport black VaiSesI
Laortcs gave dinners, and parties, and balls;
ne had coachmen in lyorias and "tsers" In Gmal!si"
. He knew everybody that anybody,
And Petroleum reposod on the bosom Ofshodiy.
For Laertes was now a Petroleum Prhcsj
His ardom was OLdom, Inherited since
He had ceased with political trade TO have dealrgs,
Ana had quietly invested his pickinss and stealngs.
As for Mrs. Laertss, that pink Of perfection,
she Immediately took pains to breAg all connection
with the kings aud queens, and to march at tho hea
OF tho kings and the queens ofsociety instead,
One ortwo OF these same with the strAnsest audac.y
Ignoredher existence with great pertInacity;
And Oft, to the rapture OF every beholder,
Gave her The cold cut and him the cold shoulder
But stl, on the whole, they were happy enough,
And, from being rebuTed 90, learned how 60 rebUH
The smell ofPeuoleun don't hurt anybody,
And some said it neutrslzed that OF tho shoddy,
II, in LIES backgammon, whilst "hItllng the blot"
They met with come troub.e-what couple doas oty-
They had than enough though, thus living clover
TO keep the pot boil ng ng-sometlmes It boiled over
| They loved one another-that Is, as love goes;
For love is 8 stream that Gibbs than 1t hoWs.
1t may low a long time, as iSng, might mention,
As that dress affair styled Loil, National Convention.
To my mind It should be toregons conclusion,
That marriage is HafA Divine institution.
True, Ike sacred concerts, can't do without lt
Though the name be the ouly thing sacred about IT,
There's trouble Susmen with tie progress OF years.
| And sets the most turtle-ioyc pair by the ears;
For worse than veto on rubloB and pearls,
Is the lack Of good cooks and housomaids-good "slr '
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