The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1864-11-11
0anfafh 0r(fersonian.
Local and Miscellaneous.
Mr. Nn.by ias ~ Difficulty With Iii
Flock aud Leryes IL.
UNZ THE WING, I
Nov tim IN 'Gl 1

The dy is kast All is orel IF
Frecdum shreekt wen Kossikusco fell,
she must hev sqawkt last Toosdyl
mite ez she beheld the innanymait
corpse NV the Dimocratic party
which fell, crushing Little Mack, and
and the hopes NV sum hundreds NV
thowsens NV good Democrats who
spectid to be persuaded by ther trends
in2 acceptin the various offlss under
the Guvment.
ain lost and ruined man. My
people are NV the troo DimekrnticI
stripe. They hev faith in me. They
bleeve wat I tell en-. I told en- Mick
Lellan wuz certin NV the elecshun,I
and that / he'd ded wood on the dis
poslc NV the oillsis in that scckshun
1t immeiitlv bekum eezy matter TO
borrer mummy. 1t wuz deitefnl--I
wood, oil wood that it Good have been
perpetooal. Bro. Savii lent me $50
with request that / wood spcek n.
good word fer him fer ferrin mishn
l assoomd n virchus look and rcplidc.
that never sold my innooense, but
that / alluz had q admirashen fer his
massiv intcllek and menny virchoos.
Bro. Cutie lent me mummy, wantin
this, and Bro. Sludee wantin that, in
breef, evry indiviijle NV en- who he'd
forehed n inch high spccted suthin.
The returns cum
in. Ohio, Linkin ! Good! 'Rahw
shouts i with CRATE presence of mind.
"Why good ?" anxshusly asks the
cXpcctants.
"Becoz, to carry Ohio, the ablshn.
lists must hev brot votes from Moo
York, wich will give us that stat,
shoor."
Moo York-.Linkin
Good Lord!' ansers !, promptly,
the Moo York ablishnists must hcv
voted in Ohio, and hev got home in
time . vote agin. But wait fer
Pcnnsilwany."
Pennsilwany-Linlun
"My trends, ther wuz fraud-Mas-
sachusetts soIers, at ieest 10000.
must hev votid there. Inicana will
do it however"
Inicara-Liplun,
"Not less than 10000 Massvchu.
sits soliers hcv voted there. Illinois
is safe, though"
lllinois---Linkun!
100000 Massychu--
"Give me my mummy ~ roard Saw.
j., and the same remark with varia-
shens wuz made 10y Cutie, Sludge
and the rest NV EN-.
Gently my frcnds," sed I hacI,in
ont nv the door, "We hey bin defect
i'd but the CRATE prinsipplo that a
white man is better than nigger, fer
wich we hev so long fot, still lives
Let us siull all miner considerations.
and
The miner considerations refer.
red to wuz, however, uppcrmost in
their minds, fer they all went fer m @
yellin like Cuscororious iaiins, "Civc
me my MUMMY" whereupon rctreet,
id , the the meetin house. lockir
myselfin. They surroundid it. swar
in the'd starvc me ont.
When innosent boy / rod n har.
rowin tale NV n Rooshn muther who
wuz persood by frantic wolves, and
who saved her own life by droppir
her children to en- wun by wun.--
My privit barrel nv whisky wuz in my
study wuz saved! l histid it out
NV winder, and camly awaited re.
suits. They nockt around it--they
took turns at the bung- -hole--in wnr
short hour they wuz stretched help.
less on the plane, ded drunk. Tic,
and there l resined my Charge. an,
borrerin sich mummy and witches @.
the ungrateful wretctes he'd abou
EN-, to make up ARE ars nv salary an,
sich, old adoo . EN- furevcr I shel
go , Moo Gcrsy.
PETROLEUM V. Massey,
Lait Pastor nv tho Church nv the Noe
DisDcnsashun.