The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1864-02-04

deth wont hav emmy sorrows for yure
relashuns that this bump wont heel.
1t Is often tie case that men, for
the sake of getting living, forget to
live.
There arc persons who would show
their llberalify TO starving man by
s'nd'Hs TO him costly ton hpick iLstcud
Of bread.
-K'ches arc no ,vid,nca o. personal
worth. The Colchian ram bad fleece
of.gold, but he was probably very mean
mutton.
"A Kentucky school teacher, desiring
to preserve order, wrote and posted upon
the door Of the school house the follow
ing "NoT1ss."
"No swarm cussin or runnin bout
luse or holleriu in this scule."
~ have always been astonislcd,"
said Mrs. Smith, sat the anxiety of young
ladies' for besux; but never pi,ied f..
male more than when Miss Mountain
fathers left my school. Seeing her cmz
ing toward the sky, asked her what she
was looking for" THAT beau" said she,
(which is told Of in Genesis, as beiux So,
IN the cloud. wish hc'd come down"
Il" a country church yard we find
this cpitaph: Here lies the BODY .f
0ohn Robinson, and Ruth his wife" and
underneath this text: The warfare is
accomplished"
1T Is common trick of one of the
principal American conjure,s to make
his wife suddenly disappear from TIE
eyes OF the spectators: 1.-The could teach
...u. ont.~fus this trick of making
w,v's vanish. he would have fair open,
ing for fortune.
BE careful Of your word even in
keeping the most trlfing arpoin,men,
But d" not blame an. Their for n l'ure of
that kl"d ill you have heard his excuse
The Kentucky Legislature has pass
cd bill prohibiting the importation of
slaves into that State, the Influx having
cheapened the stock on hand aud over
flowed the market.
There are four contractors nth 40
aggregate Of about FIVE hundred hants
hard at work on the line of the Missis
sippl Il Missouri Railroad, between Grin.
nell aud Newton, pushing the grading
ahead as fast as possible. The company
IS doing all in its power to stretch its
line to Des Moiues during the present
year.
The Des Moincs Register says that
when Lieut.. Gov. Nerdham WAS closing,
IN pertinent address, his ,tficial con
nec''on with the Iowa Senate, lie pre-.
sented TO his successor. Mr. Eastman, IS
the emblem Of his office, Gavrl made
IN the form of a Pioneer axe. The old
eavel was Immediately LAID All and the
new one substituted, and, says the Rcy
'ter, CIT will remain in the Senate
Chamber through the official term of
Lieutenant Governor Eastman, and will
serve as perpetual symbol of the great
Axe Of Progress which is hewipg down
the corruptions Of Copperhcadsm and
Treason, and which is preparing the
timber for the reconstruction of the
Union Temple "
o'"s'v' decomposition as to be entirely
unrecoenlzable, can now be so restored
ty chemical means, as to pr, sent an AL |
mvs' completely natural rppearance.-I
This process was lately practic,d with
'ncc's> in London. in IT. case of body
found in the Thames, VIII ch was susnect
Cd T." be that Of an escaped murd ,r,r. !
who had committed suicide. After the
body had been subj"cted to the new pro.
cess, the witnesses were enabled to swear
that he was not the suspposed murderer.
Tho patriotic girls of Sherlock,
But'er county, took up subscription a
fe" days ago, among themselves, for the
beneht OF ayoung man known to have
no reasons for declining to enlist save a
fear of "war's rude alarms," and presen.
ted the young gent with Aoop sh;y, rs
significant testimonial of their resnec,
One of the latest stories of Mr. Lin.
coin Is of his interview with delegation
OF MINISTER'S. 1t is not reported that
they had much to say when they were
.dmit'ed to the presence; but in taking
IesVe one OF them remarked he "hopcd
the Lord was on our side" II don't
agree with you," said the President
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