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Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
HNicp County Star & Lspisburg ebrrpi;a
AN INDEPENDENT FIYILr JOURNAL
issued Fridays. at leWishurg. CnIsn county, Penps

1fhNN-Si so per year, TO Br PAID IN spv,Sct-snd
at the same rate r L nyer shorter period Thus,
cts will pay rr months. cts for six months ts
Tor eight months. 2col for sixteen tbs del r iss
years - for four cop-s year sl0 cclss ss
year. NC single Nos cts. Payments ty msi tsIIi
Received In gold. Hostage stamps, bank nois n'
value here. Most kinds of Produce reerived in pay -
kr-whrn the time expires for y hich n paper !. nsh~
knniess We have n running aecoupt) il is SToffkp'
ADyERrisi NsSTs Handsomely published. at 81 ~ y.
square week, % cts each after dot
months, dol. per year. Half squsre-25 cts =.
dol, idol Two sauar~s-l. so. 46o, SEQ Merchsnu.
not oue-fourth Of column, 10 dol per y,ar !,
sizes. sc. as msy be agreed upon. seuar. Is ~
smallest type ID Of neStlsrgrr. Adverts-Rse ,,d
demorslizug, Illegal swindling tendency net sops
Communications desired on topics Of general in., .
snd accompanied by thu writer's real name rna 10
The MAGNETIC TELkGkApH is locs,ri 10 the
nfthe S,Gr Il GraHiCI by W. ich We often psert
News in advance Of thu hiisd- Walls. ncH
Corurrt'd with the Office ample mafrriei,. \
Kind. of JOB PRINTING. which will he 'S'eu"'
nratpesS aud d,spatrh ard on reasonable trrn ,,Al
en- .Ca-ual sdv-rts-menis to be ps@ fnr "ns" ,,,cs
iptah Nork when n lirer.d. athuische"Hr'I,c,,V I.,c,,V
ca-cFsiCEca Msyke, s,uar". north ,de SO ~~pIfTa p
lar ]. lS3s hSANeS eS"'Ss'
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
NEARER HOME.

Pilgrim : mid your earthly toiling
Over drear and sunless plain,
Are thy footsteps ever weary
Seeking for that promised gain?
Is thy tired heart worn with sadness
As along the way you roam!
Yet despair not, but remember
That we're drawing nearer home.
If the way at times be hidden
From our erring mortal eyes,
IT'S but workings of His wisdom
Through earth pains and penalties;
And though, oftentimes, mysterious
Are the means which He employs,
Let us trust His love, believing
Nearer home are purer joys.
Every daylight brings us nearer,
Every midnight speeds us on
Nearer to the blissful morn,
Nearer to ife's blessings won;
Then repine not, though earth's crosses
Gather round thy path in gloom,
For thy life barlue, speeding onward,
Bears thee nearer, nearer home.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

We have an interesting letter from our
special Washington correspondent, dated
the 18th, giving an account of the rebel
assault upon Washington, be having par
ticipated in its defence: but it was received
too late for insertion. He estimates the
Rebel force at 80 600, and gives the num-
bers OF twenty eight regiments from which
our forces captured prisoners. They left
over 400 killed and wounded 10 our hands
when they re'reated President Lincoln
was with our correspondent in the trenches,
aud an officer was wounded by his side
while copversing with him.-Chanabers-
burg Repository.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

A copperhead sorchead in Augusta, Me-,
was dilating, a few days since, on the
strength Of the rebels, declaring that they
could never be subdued, and that be hoped
they would anuihilate the Union armies,
when an old farmer pushed up to the dis
loyalist and remarked: "Sir, I've heard
enough of this kind of talk. I've got two
sons in Buffers army-my only boys
God bless 'em. That is for one of 'em
(hitting the copperhead square in the
face with his fst,) aud that is for the
otber," (hitting him again and knocking
him DOWN. A complimentary huzza
greeted the patriotic yeomau from the BY
standers, infermingIed with storms of
bisses for the copperhead, who got up and
skunk away like dog that had been
caught in the act Of stealing sheep. He
will hereafter keep bis treason to himself
while soldiers or soldiers dads are about.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

The Siamese twin. have each house a
mile from the other. They live in each
three days alternately, and each twin is
boss 10 his Own mansion, the other becom-
ing for the time merely silent partner.
One has eight and the other nine children.
The NasLeiRs Telegraph inquiries what
Gen. Sherman would ID if oue were dis
loyal and had to be sent South, while the
other remained Ioya!! ! and concludes with
leaving this aud other odd difficulties to
be settled "by that ridiculous assembly,
the Chicago Convention"
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
Best IIaChine in the World !

During last harvest hundreds Of Farmers,
in Consequence OF our inability 10 supply the
demand were unable % obtain the Burk'ye.
ant were forced 10 purchase an inferior
machine. The continued scarcity Of abor.rS
and the new calls from the government for
troops, viii take many more lahorers from
the country. and the farmer will have 10 relv
eGtreIy upon machinery in gathering NJ
hay and gram crcp>.
Farmers VINO would avoid disappointment
in procuring a Buckeye can send III their
orders now.
We are now prepared Ia Gll orders for the
coming Harvest Address,
SLiFER WALLS. SHRiNER & co.
Manufacturers Of keystone Clover HuIers,
&c, LewIS5ure, UuInn TO-, Pa.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

While the Rebcl freebooters we're in Ha-
aerstowu, during the raid, they made no
distinction between Rebel sympa'hlzers
and Union men. Mr.. Bill, druggist, who
has brother in the Rebel army and who
is said to lean that way himself, bad his
stock confscated" in the most approved
freebooter!s style and when ssmpa'hiser
ezpos,uiated with hem for robbing their
friend-one who bad a brother in their
service-,hey politely answered that IT
Mr.. Bell was their friend, he should be
Nth has brother IN their army
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

81 am delighted" said Secretary Chase,
when johnson had so maDtuiiy taken his
stand in the Senate agaiUst Secession, 81
am delighted to learn that Andrew john
SOD is only the modern way So spell An
drew jackson"
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
BEWARE or COUNTERFEITS

The genuine has the name Of the Proprie-
tor and pine Tree blown IN the bottle. All
others are spurious limitations.
Pnrc E-Fitly Cent and ne Dollar per
Bottle. Prepared oniby tn Proprietor.
DR.. &C WI HART,
o. 10, North Secon st. Philadelphia, Pa
For Sale BY all Drusgis,s-l027y
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
PALMER, ROSS Il CO.,
COAL-COAL-COAL,

TTNHE subscriber keeps constantly on hand
large assorlmen, of the very best Sha
mokin and Wilkes. Barre COAL, for lime and
stove purposes. which he will sell al the very
lowest prices for Cash.
Also, Blacksmi,hs' Coai, Plaster and Salt.
Wish it distinctly understood, tha, will not
be undersold by any man.-Having good
weigh-Scales, full weight will he given.
Coal Yard near Weidensaul's hotel.
GEORGE HOLSTEIN.
Lewisbure, May 27,'59.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

Under existing laws, C"pperheads can
vote against the Government, and against
the cause. of our soldiers. while the heroes
of our Nationality are DISTINGUISHED. On
Tuesday week, the people will remedy
this evil, aud allow soldiers ballots to sus-
tain the rausr FIR which the soldiers bull.
let is sped Let the maj pri'y be over,
wheimius. asa 1t will be the first sound
of the death kDeli of copperhead!sm.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

An old bachelor 10 New York offered a
young lady pony for kiss. She gave
lin The kiss. He refused her the pony.
sac sued him. He pleaded $40 consider
alton" The court decided that kiss
was a legal consideration. Certainly ii
has often been matter of earnest cousid-
Grafton With US, aud, We have no doubt,
with q good many other young fellows.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
New stand. New Goods.
JOSEPH J.. HAWN having taken the

= rooms under the Telegraph and Chronicle
oiiices,retlled them, and filled in an extensive
variety of
Hats, Caps, Gentlemen's Clothing, dc.
Also large and splendid stock of CLOTHS
CASSlMERES, &c, which he will mike up 10
order, as he still continues the Tailoring Busi
ness. He is prepared to execute all work
entrusted TO his care, 10 the satisfaction of The
customer.
n. b. Cutting and Repairing IT. done Il
oIaer' lLewisburg. aPril 10, 1851
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

A wife's tears, shed too often, harden
the husband instead of softening him.
The eye-water becomes a petrifyiug water.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

Smearing limbs and nests of caterpiilers
With coal oil lie given as sure way to
kill the vermin.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
Dutkspe Mouer \ Reaper,
For the Harvest Of 1864!
SECURED. By
Thirty-FOur distinct Patents!

vJ,HE uaparalIe1 success of the Buckeye
is rho strongest proof lis superior mer-
It's And us reputation IS 50 well established
that since It's introduction the manufacturers
have been entirely unable to supply the
demand.
We will call attention to a few Of lis poinls
of excellence and The farmer TO give II
81
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
Ma NS' Pile N0irP!

I HAVE on hand for sale. AT - cents per
| pot, CERTAIN CURE for that distress
sing disease. 1t Is an old preparation, long
tested which never knew to fail. and | can
give names of persons cured to those asking
it. CHARLES MAUS
3D. street. opposite c. +. Hess, Lewishurg,
Sept. 3. For sale also al Goodmans S Store.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
No Gearing on the Driving Wheels.

\ team of horses weighing 900 lbs. each
will cut an acre of grass an hour with ease
The machine is furnished with two Gutter
Bars-one for cutting grass, and the other for
cutting grain (each expressly adapted TO the
use iutended).
No effort will be wanting TO maintain the
Buckeye 10 the eHviable position Ii now occu-
pies that Vt being the
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
U, S. 1910 BONDS.

vVHESE Bonds are issued! under IN, A.,
fCongress Of March sth, 1864, VIII, !
provides that al Bonds issued under ,h,.
Ac, shall he EXEMPT FROM TAXATION
by or under any slate OF municipal au,ho,
iiy. Subscriptions TO these Binds are rse.;,
al Banks. They are TO BE EDEENEb
IN COIN, al the pleasure oil the GUvernu,,,
al any period mol Iess than tn nor n,Ds i,,.
f1riy gears from their date. and until ib.,.
redemption FIVE PER CENT. INTEREsr
WELL BE PAID IN COIN, on bonds Of =,
over one hundred dollars annually and ,,,n
oher Bonds semi-annually. The inlers,
payable on the FIRST days Of March and s.,-
tember in zach year.
Subscribers will receive either Regi,.,..
or Coupon Bonds, as they may prefer Re-,
iS,ersd Bonds are recorded on the booL, :,
the u. 5. Treasurer, and can be lran,f.,,..
only 90 the owners order. Coupon Ro,4.
are PAYABLE to bearer, and are more sc,..
nient for commercial uses.
Subscribers 10 this loan WI, have the o,,;..
of having their Bonds draw interest f,o,
March lst. by paying the accrued inlsrs,,
cnin-(ur IN United Stale, no.s. or IN. po,..
of National Banks, adding fhy per Cent f..
premium1 or receive him drawing ipr,r..,
from the date of subscription and d,Do,,
As these Bonds are
Exempt from Municipal or state ra.sua,
their value is increased from ons to ,ar.. %,
cent per annum, according 10 The raj. OF ~,
levles in various paris Of the country.
Al the present rate Of premium on solj
lhe,,
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
MILK FOR THE MILLION. [.

THE undersigned intends supplying the
citizens of Lewi>burg with Pure Milk,
commencing about the 18th inst. Persons
wishing TO be supplied, will please send in
their names TO him, at the Lewisburg Bridge.
The Milk will be delivered daily except Sun.
days) morning or evening. as preferred BY a
majority of customers. SAM'L SLIFER.
Lewisburg, April 10, 1858
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
The Two Driving. Wheels, &c.

The Two DRIVING HEELS-the
Pawls and Springs, by which the machine
NAV be thrown out of gear, or be backed
without vibrating the knives-the S'e"l Cutler
Bar-the Wrought Iron Guard, with Hardened
Steel Face or Cutting Edse-the Double
Hinged Joint by which the Gutter Bar NAV
be FoIded-lhe long Crank shait-the Steel
Spring and Wheel, by which the Gutter Bar
NAV be- raised and lowered so as 10 cut as
low TO the ground as may be de>ired-the
Steel Pitman and Brass Bux-its Light Draft
-fno Side Draft)-no weight on The horses
necks-backs as easily a. car,-all Of
which form a combination of advantages
which no other machine possesses.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
ALBRIGHT s. BREWER,

4 TTORNEYS al Law. Office corner Of
y MARKET and Fourth ST. Lewlsburg Union
Co. Pa. Also claim AGENTS for the procure
ment of Pensions. Back Paw. and Bounties,
and all other claims against the United
a'ts Lewistnrg. April Z. Is6iyi ipd
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
Science still on the Advance
n. Y, NNRANM

NURGE0N ara MrchaOi- tsSsSH
- cal Dentist, Office IN the Sl1frO
DR.. Brugser's new building. Market street
(weslern entrance. up Stairs) LEWiSBURG.
DrBURLAN is now constructing the Nom
sectional Block work, baked on Plalina base,
which for cleanliness, beanly and strength
has no equai-also teeth mounted on the var
ious Bases in use--and having had long
and extensive practice, and being perfectly
familiar with every department of his profess
sion. he feels safe IN wsrrantlng entire salts.
faction in all his operations, which shall be
carefully and >kiifuly performed.
Please call and examine specimens. The
superior qualities OF the Non-seciIonai work
will he evident 10 all who will il an i'm
partial examination. Dr. Bu@ 8 the only
person who constructs this =.ient work in
this section of country.
fFCharce>. shall 'r-eSrcnt with the
times. Lewisbdrs, SrPl 2, J5l
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

pR- Vote Ae Tickets on paye opposite. "a
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

We would inform the pnb'ic that we have
for sale, in our newly established Nurseries,
near the Lewisburs Station, larger assori-
ment than last year OF
Fruit and Ornamental Trees, Shrubs,
In our old Nurseries in Adams county, we
have the largest stock Of trees-and largest
sized for Fail of 1863 and Spring of'6i. We
therefore can furnish Trees by large quanli-
ties to Dealers &c. at very low prices.
The attention Of buyers and dealers is res
pectfully solicited to an examination Of our
stock. We also desire dozen good AGENTS
to sell fr-- ,he coming Spring
SHELl.ER & HUMMER
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19

The above j. portrait Of David NpCresrv Of yari,
Iwpwho ou thc 81 II l'y Of August lsjs made jsy Il
tef'rs |u-rr Gvr.r ;hd' h- treated Tor IN. rur
CNciR ~ three rhy sci of Bedford county ana h t
Newton Of the Eclectic College, Cincinnati for n
OF nearly eight months. u0tH outstanding birh ms m
n0'' aEd p.eR # h5s ft 5As,E tr-rs sn!S.lu sq:,
array! Tie had given NJ all hope, hen be- ae arr OF he
blood >"arch-r and was induced il. Four hot
ties rur lin and although sadly dis fgur-J thrr il
n9 question but this Invaluable medicine saved his life
The tuil particulars Of This rkshs NAV he
IN a circular 10 br hal of any Uf the AGENTS
We also refer 90 case OF Nancy Bleaknry Of Eiierton
Armstrong Co. Pa, cured Of ScEoFUL after being
to get out Of bed for three years
TO the ctse of LADY in AuSonviIle Clearfed Co who
was also afflicted with >crofIla in IT'S worst form.
To the case Of Grcrce Nrisel residing in Carrotown
tainhFia Co. Pa who badly afflicted with Cancer
that II eat his entire nose off, and his case was WORSE if
possible than NCrearyis
The Particulars OF these ofwhirh was
cured hy The Of the BLOOD Searrher-may also bs
found In Circular to he had Of anv Of the Agents
ct0. ". ktiStR. Proprietor. PitSbprs, Pa.
thLaho horatory for the manufacture and sale the
Penna RAILROAD Depot. Holiday sburg. Pa. sold .
WSehathe. LswishurE; NCreirht 4 Iiauck. BussiCe Y
hoadS; Rudy h Hmmelrrich. Fsrmersville: Cummings
"itmer Hartieton: d. II. RissrIl. Nifiinburg L. s
stamm, Winfield; Shinde WsgenselIer, SeIinsgrov-;
y9l4
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
H Y n E N OIL GV ,

H Y n E N 0L L0GY
4 CURIOUS and entertaining little Book
n (ull about Marrimony. Money, and OH
er matrers,) for the amusement of cvery odv
(ano the ycuns folks, also) on long winisr
evening", rainy days, etc. Price, 20 cents.
Wholesale, u Cents. Sent by mail for seven
3 cent stamps. For sale atthe Star 4 Circn
icie" office. WORDEN 4 CORNELIUS,
Publishers, Levisburg, Pc
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1864-07-19
Over Eight Per Cent Interest

in currency, and are OF equal convenisnse a,
a permanent or temporary investment
II Is believed thai no securities offer 80
great Inducements 10 lenders as the rario,,
descriptions Of u. 5. Bonds. In all oh
forms Of Indebtedness, the faith or ability Of
private parties or siock companies or ssp,.
rate communities only IS pledged for psr.
ment, while for the debts of The United s,s
the whole properly OF the country is hosr,
To secure the payment Of boln principal and
interest ~ coin
These Bonds may be subscribed for in
sums from $50 no 10 any magnitude. on the
same terms, and are thus made equally avail
able 10 The smallest lender and Inc larysst
capitalist. They can be converted INTO money
al any moment. and the holder will nave ihs
benefit Of The interest.
Il may be nSeful To state in this connection
that the total Funded Debt OF The United
SiaIes on which interest is payable in gold,
on the 3 day of March 1864, was S76s sas :
600. The interest on Ehls debt for the con NJ
fiscal year will be &f5, ,g37, LEG. while the
customs revenue IN gold tor the current syeaI
year, ending June 30,h, 1851. ha, been 50 far
at the rale of over 100000, COO per annum.
II viii be seen that even ne present gold
revenues Of the Government are largely in
excess of the wants of The Treasury COR the
payment OF gold interest. while the recent
increase of he tariff will doubtless rase he
annual receipts from customs tn ,n- same
amount OF ImPortations, to $i50,00O,O 900 per
dnaum.
Instructions to the National Banks acung
a. loan agents were aOI issued from the
United States Treasury until March IS, bal
the first three weeks Of April the su5serIp-
uons averaged more Ihan TEN MILLIONS A
WEEK.
Subscriptions will be received by the
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF DiSyIlLE. PENy'I.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1864-05-05
Gbt 8omc GirtIe.

A man of sense always oounselr
with bis wife.
B.--BorrOwed garments never fl
we'll.
C.-COunsel is to be given by the
wise--the remedy by the rich.
D.--Drunkenness is a pair Of spec.
'acles to see the devil and all his works,
EVERY Ass thinks himself wor.
thy to stand with the kings horse.
Few envy the merits of others
that have any of their own.
G.-Go into the country to hear what
news there is in town.
H.--He that will consider of it,"
takes tine to deny you handsomely.
LIN hundred ellis Of contention,
there is not an inch OF love.
J.--Jealousy is a proof Of self love,
but no proof of social love.
keep aloOf from quarrelS; be
neither witness nor party.
L. Losers are always in the wrong.
M.-Men get wealth and women kesp
it.
N.-Nover carry two faces under one
hood.
O.--Oncs in year a man may say
'on my conscience"
P.-Physiaishs faults are covered
with earth; rich mems with money.
Q,-Quick believers heed broad shoul-
derS.
R,-Rsady money Is ready mcdi
cine.
s,--SuccesS makes fool appear wise,
Three may keep counsel, if two
be away.
U.-UnchastO Language is the sure in
dex of an impure heart.
Y.--Vice is its own punishment, and
sometimes its own cure.
W.-Whsn the heart is past hope
iho face is past shame.
Your loOking-gIass will tell you wha.
none of your friends will.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1864-05-05
SYnaptonna.

/ There are strong symptoms Of grew
ing dissatisfaction among the people Of
tho South with the action Of the COnfed.
erato government" Gov. Brown, Of
Georgia, delivered his hessags to the
Legislature Of that State, on tho 10Th
inst. He regards the compulsory
"funding" of$700,o0O,O0O ia forty days
at less rate of interest than pledgSd,
as rspudiaticr and bad faith; and is
really strikes us in the sane light. Hs
denounces ts "a bliGhting curse" the
system Of considering in secret session
important u eGsurss that would not bear
the light. He declares the nav military
hill unoGhstitutional, and if aouuiescod
in, will enable the President (JsF Da.
Viz TO imprisoa whomsoeysr he will;
and be earnestly Recommend ds the Leg.
isiaturo to stamp ths act with the ssal
Of its rebuke. He further recommends
THAI rspested og,rs be made to shs gov
srnment Of the United States to negoii-
ate for peace, on the terms OF aoknowl-
edssnons Of the Independence of tho
Confederate States. '.......
Though this Message sVinoes great
classification in she South with the as-
ton sf tha confederate "CSngrsss, il
doSs net show q disposition on the part
Of the Governor of Gsorgia for tho
State to resume its duty under the Fed.
sral Constitution, But such out-spoksn
dissatisfaction is indicative Of ths fact
that the people Of tho South are groan-
Jog under the burden brought uPoa
them as the result of secession aud d rebel.
Iipn
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1864-05-05
MlstGl(ant0ns.
Advice to Young Nan

Somebody who has nothing else to do
gets Of the subjoined rules for every
young man
!. If yu don. know how to chu to
bOokoF loose no time; the best way is tu
90 behind hog pen and practis before
yu ohaw in publiOk, but psrsovoro is
the onls way you're pa larns.
2. IF yu hsv got to be twelve years
old and can 'tswsr good, he chances aro
you wont never amount to anything. -
About as good VA az I know Nv to
larn, is tu commence by saying con.
demit, u and then work up.
3, Learning how tu drink is 4 slow
process, but dsesdful sartin; cider il pul.
fy sar'in to got tho hang With. but rum
cherry is sartiner.
4 Bi awl means at an early ago git
inte the babis Of STANG out late at uitcs.
Don't miss e Sirous, tha are means ov
grace. Kali swl vsrtuo nonsens, and
suspect awl fomalos. Watch yurs older
brother and btsg on his devil tree.
F0ller these fulea clua, aai if that
don't make plum Of you, you can
salty koucluds that you have missoOk
he krook of your genus, and properly
was designed for d3cent man.