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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1864-03-28

PROF. LOUIS WUNDRAMs
RLnOD PURIFYING
AND
PIT TIVE ERBS
In Pills and Poaoders,)
rs,HE BEST BLOOD PURIFYING agents
! IS vet known, have been most successfully
nsaa for over u quarter of Il century in Europe,
and for the last years, also, in this country,
and are particularly efficient IN the cure OF al
c}1ronic diseases. No one should dispair Of being
cured without first trying them. N family
should be without them, ter by their timely use
much sickness can be prevented. Ihey are M
ported direct to this port by the underslgnco
and their purity, efficacy and safety can be re"
lied upon with perfect confidence
The following are some OF the diseases which
have been permanently removed by their use:
letter,
inflammation
Of The bowels,
consumption ii It's
early stages. headache,
asthma, cough, sore eyes,
lockjaw, rupturcs, rheumatism,
cramp choic catarrh, pain IN the
breast and sides, deafness, nervousness,
spotted fever, chlls and fever, aguc. open
wounds pneumonia, dyspepsia salt rheum; can
Ger, scrof1lu, iaun lice, tapeworm, hll-
liousness, eruption5 Of the skim bowel
complaint, langour govt, dropsy,
erysipelas, worms, cholc, piles,
diarrhoea, hoarsness, swell
ings, bloatilgs, bloody
and white hux, dys-
EMERY, costive-
ness, mea-
sles, &c.
Also, PROF. WUNDRAM'S RHEUAA'
TIC TINCrURE, n sure and safe cure Tor
acute and chronic rheumatism, no matter OF
PROF. WUNDRAMs GOVT POWDERS
(Girht Pulver) if taken in conjunction VILE me
BLOOD PURIFYING PILLS or POW
DERS, will most surely cure the worst cases
of Gout and Lnhsmatory Rheumatsm:
PROF. WUNDRAM'S EPILEPTIC RE
MEDY. the only safe and reliable remedy
known for the certain cure Of Epileptlc rvs.
PROF. W UN ORA NJ S TAPE WOkM
POWDERS will completely carry on this
troublesome introder, and also remove all other
worms most etfectualy from the system
PROF. WUN KA MS VEGETABLE
STOMACHAL ELIXIR, an invaluable re-
medy against asthma, billiousness, pain III the
breast coughs, colds, dysentery, diarrhoea'
cramn cholic. summer complaint, headache,
faintpess, sudden indispostion, dyspepsia, sea
sickness, Sc Every family should nave DOE
tic Of this Elixir in the house ana every Tray
the smallest children, there bcingno laudanum
" PROF. WUNDKAM'S TOOTH-ACHE
DROPS. give Immediate relief, and are more
relible than any remedy yet known: one trial
PROF. WUNDRAM's HERB TEA, can
not be too highly recommended to all disp!ep-
tics, sick and convalescent, and those suffering
from nervou sness
PROF. " UNDRAM' RHEUMATIC
HERB TEA, a valuable aid in curing rheu1na-
Full directions ac C nj any each remedy.
For further particulars, apply to
JULIUS DIENELT, Dentist,
las Prince ST.. nearly opposite the Post Office,
between St. Asaph and Washington sts::
Alexandria, Va
For sale also by ISAAC ENTTl SIZE,
o4 King Sc, Alexandria. Va.
r. z. PIERPOLNT, s. E. corner
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24
Ayers sarsaparilla

/. compounded from the most cfiertnal aufi-
loteS that medical science has discovered fo
his afflictinr distemper. and for the cnre Of ne
disorders it entails That it is inr superior 10
nv other remedy yet devised. is known by all
WHO have, given Il u trial That il does com,
bine Virtues truly extraordinary in their effect
upon this class Of complaints, is indispninb,y
proven by the great multitude of publicly
known and remarkable cures it has made Of
the following diseases Kings Evil or
Glandular Swellings, Tumors, Erup-
tions, Pimples, Blotches and Sores, Ery-
sipelas, Rose or st. Anthony's Fire, Salt
Rheum, Scald Head, Coughs from tu-
berculous deposits in the lungs, White
Swellings, Debility, Dropsy, Neuralgia
Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Syphilis and
Syphilitic Infections, Mercurial Diseases,
Female Weaknesses, and, indeed, the whole
series Of complaints that arise from impnrity
of the blood. Minute reports OF individual
cases may be found in AYERS AMERICAN
ALMANAC, which is furnished to the druggists
for eratuitods distribution, wherein may lie
lenrrta the directions for It's use, and some Of
he remarkable cures which it has made when
III other remedies had failed to afford relief
Those eases are purposcly taken from MI sec
ions Of Tie country, in order that every render
mat have access to some one who can speak 10
iim of its benefits from personal experience
Scrofuln dcprusses the vital energies and thus
caves It's victims far more subject TO disease
and its fatal results than are healthy cOnstiin
lions. Ilenre il tends to shorten, and does
rreaty shorten, the average duration Of hnnnn
life. The vast importance of these consdera-
;ons bns 1cd ms 10 sDend wears in pcrfcCiiny q
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24
MARKETS.
CIeyrcIand RIarket.
tFrom the Leader Of yesterday

~ o,1p 3 % CO.. ~ go - u = N. @ Sa.,S,. -.
~ =. sae ht,s ~ ~ ~ !, eg ~. se hS,s
eu ~ a. .5i% loo hhi. Jy w a. ~ ~ oe opfs en
20 SSs SS - white double extra At s. rs Il 30 bis
nns wHEeT@sale. q g y. aeon n,.h rod sres on
5 - si ~ ooS SIv I,,s, pasn I Leu aiss sI on
: ears do On ~ trscI @ at ats 4, As 1s. % cars a. AZ 10 on on
cars 20 on o Siach \ as sA ~, cars 40 on
iTacH ga * a. as q r. cars az So % az q
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24
MARION.
I non4Sor or THE rRENcH SCHOOL.

..4sE 100 .to
n. tha cod sea sboref Always To hear
VI ..,a,,;,, = ~ these dismal wayesl ~, Z,
tig .sto.s will tell vo, ot INV story
st,rv of 1--we. of misery. of black de-
l..s,r y,SvA' y 7 ~ 'I''' ~
an moral Frenchman.
ca whom, adored. whom adore still,
"a the wife Of A fat Marauis-a lop-eared,
hsar-eved. greasy MARQUIS. Aman without
: sonj AZ man without sentiment, who
a.ses ,,euoht for moon-ligbt and music. A
Scw nracficai man who paws his debts. I
hsss him rs =
'''''' II.
cha ,,,v eoul,e delight, INV empress. nv
% ;s ny syynarhiv baanf;f,,l'
i,,sod har a. f;ret sjobt. t.-devotedlv.
,.,adis, -, - -
Che dashed mast me IN her CONNIE. / saw
~. NJ. - OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES onlv an instant
-.hnt she took me eaptiye then and there,
forevarmore-
ioISvs Toravarmorei
foI,owed her after that. wherever she
% wens. -, a'rsI ,ra nv In mntto % was a en- apnnt
Sh Thnt q . Frencb word oot Il ont of the
hanS mJs - ,sort ~ Worcester,s dictionary.
s~sN f',.' III.
Che ,vrote mo that MIGHT come and see
her at her own house. Oh. ioy. ioy unutter-
ahie to sae her ot her own house!
She came dow, the travelled walk TO
meet me- ON tbis beantifill midsummer
,,;rht -came to me- in nure white. her golden
ha5r n snienSid disorder beauti-
- m yat 10 II tasrsf
Sbe told me her fresh grievances.
The Marauis. always despot, had lately
n,;s,sad ber most vilciv.
T TSst very % U morninS. at breakfast he had
cprseJ tbe tishballs and sueered at the
y;ct,ed s onions i as' ''''' 80 "'' |''
She "a q cood cook. The neiehbors will
+.ii VA, so nd to he told by the base
Mar1y,,;so ys "a man who. nrevions fo his mar
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24


On and after Monday, Nov. 49,, 1863,
Trains will leave Columbus as follows:
go FIRST TRAIN.
INDIANAPOLIS EXPRESS-At 20S A. NJ,
connecting direct at Piqua at ABS for Troy and Day
ton; at Richmond at $50 for Auduhc7, Logsnspcrt
and Chicago, and at Indianapolis at 935 for Louis
faysite. si Springfield Quincy. 81. joseph. Chicago,
and all western and northwestern points. m
SECOND TRAIN.
URBANA AGCOMM0pATII0NnAt "a I =; s,45 A, NJ.
ton, Carey. Findlsy, Tifiin, Clyde and Sandusky.
INDIANAPOLIS SEX E2PREss.At IaAsE Lao p. NJ,
connecting direct at Milford. SOUTH for Mechanics
Delaware; al Ur6sns at s,sS for Belisfontaine and
Huntsville; at Pqua at sos for Troy. Dayton Union.
Muncie and Winchester: et Richmond Of 72s for An
dianapos at 1925 for Louisville, st. Louis Chicago
and all western cities.
..... FOURTH TRAIN.
PIQUA EXPRESS-At5: 5:l5 p. NJ, connecting at
s:i5 with Dayton and Michigan r, r. for Lima, IT.
Wayne, Chicago, Toledo and Detroit.
ss-The so5 A, n. train Of thi. line is the only
night train from Columbus for Indianapolis, Terre
Haute Lafayette and Chicago. and the western cities.
Sleeping Cars are Run on light Trains
This is the only through route betweeen Columbus
nd indianapolis, and the only route on which
Through Tickets can be Sold.
The cars Of this line start from TIE depot on the
vest side Of High Street, opposite the Cincinnati
Depot. N t- Ifr
On this route there Is no change Of Cars between
Columbus and Indianapolis. and no other route with
out chAning ears exists.
aTEuy your Tickets at the Columbus and Indian
apolis Depot. thereby saving change Of Cars at
Richmond.
H9-For Tickets and any information, apply NJ the
Office. OPPOSITE THE UNION DEPOT. Colum-
bus. l.l,r Il Er.aJr <. LTtlA st,guT NJ
r. CHANDLER,
-l9 j General Tidket Agent. IIe
HI. II. BIGELOW, 80 rt. tr a
General Passenger Agent
Columbus. Nov. u. lses-df XXI.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24
READ, READ.i READ..,

easosbsaI nIs Ins Fsbraary .ssit ISL so.ed
s sn Ms ssca: sos ss Ss %Sns d %
Tins during The night and in fye months lost fifty
Tsb sSs Rsrat y Gh q
after taking two bottles i was entirely cured, soon
after resainins my usual good health S@SWEss st5pl
Bosros CoRsERs. N Y. Dec 81. lssl--wx. H.
MAKE use q The following ss q The hSsl'S sSe
Constitution Water. which i can recommend in the.
highest manner:-My wife was attacked with pain
m e sns n
IA her about three mo nths, whom he left her worse
Has hs
inc months and while she was under his care she
did not suffer quite as much pain; He finally gave
said he. she has such o combination Of complaints
that medicine given for one operates against some
othsrcf her ahiictiens. About this time she COM
utter astonishment almost tho first dose seemefto
have the desired effect, and she kept on improving
rapidly under its Treatment sna now Ps5ntsnds
Of the Constitution Water fqr about foutweeks and
We are happy 70 say that II has produced . permA
~ 'gli a WIN. M. VAN BENscHoTEN.
lWkrHERsYTELp, CoNH.. March 2. 1868 Ss--DB. w.
=. GREescp r Heyins ~ seen your sdysEtiae
fsnImation of the Kidneys and Irritation of the
Bladder, having suffered for the psst thrse yeers
and tried the ss Sf number 0f pSsiscisns q wi,h
medicine. i procured one bottle Of your yesnts st
Hartford, Messrs. Lee Sisson& 4 Co.. and whon had
in my health. have used two bottles Of it. and am
whore Inever expected 10 be In my life, wen. and in
good spirits. cannot express my gratitude for IL;
70 be, May The blessing q God ever attend you in
''4 '-''' = ~ LE6SxRb 3. BIaEEOw,
FOE SALE By AIr DRUaalsrs. PRICE n,
WIN. III. GREGG 4 co., Proprissors.
mORGAN - ALTEryG Gencraf Ag,rs,
| hsh4ai3f ilh Nosoo Clif Street. New Tosk.
/ .s 80 4 p 'slpUnDsAL 4 saS.
L dsopsJ-d& nsopom' .fn2fflcI diel1 "a
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CONSTITUTION WATER.
C0NSTiTufi0N WATER.
CQNSTITuTI0N.WATER
CONSTITUTION WATER.
CONSTITUTION WATER.
CONSTITUTION WATER.
CONSTITUTION WATER.
CQNSTITuTIQNN n lMyATTER. w Ter
CSssTlT9TiSs SSsssTiT9TiISSss WAFER. WAFER
GRMAT E1MnGEDv
FoR THE
O o MS TIT u TT o N !,
And the only known Remedy
ron
DIABETES and DISEASES of the
KIDNEYS and BLADDER.
DIABETES and DISEASES of the
KIDNEYS and BLADDER.
CONSTITUTION WATER

Has been pronounced by the Medical Faculty and the
public, TO be the most wonderful remedy for the per-
manent cure Of all diseases Of the STOMACH, L1V-
ER, KIDNEYS and BLADDER that has ever been
offered. rsf4. .5fH M
,isd: ss, X5EE WaTRk |. iss s% .sss
cd, and we now say let no man doubt, when single
bottle has been known 10 cure diseases which tho
best medical talent in the country failed to relieve
A remedy possessing the virtues Of Constitution
Water cannot be classed under "quack" prepara-
tions as II Is now used by the most scientific prac-
titioners in the city. is only seeondca physi-
clans that CRY down popular remedies, while the bet
ter skilled make use OF every means TO accomplish
cure: aud the success of the physician increases
as his knowledge Of different remedies enables him
10 produce cure while others fail in the attempt-
Science is satisfied with the truth.
Give Constitution Water fair trial-we mean you
who are under some SPECIALISTS care from year To
year. and we partic uarly allude to ladies who are
constantly resorting TO LOCAL TREATMENT, and all
sorts Of local applications for Diseases with much
chance Of success there would be from local ap-
plications 10 the throat for diseases Of the BRAIN
We have always been careful TO use language in
our circular that could not shock the most delicate
organization, but We receive many communications
from persons for whom Constitution Water is adapt
ed, and Of whose disease no mention has been made
that we have como to the conclusion that If the rem
edy 4 capable Of producing . cure, no matter what
the disease may be, il should be made known. The
medicine is put up for the public and there should
be no exceptions. H
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1868. ,.,.i... lo s1oa 4. 20. ls.,...., 1868.
Winter Arrangement.
TIME CHANGED.
Great Northern and Eastern Route.
Cleveland. Columbus

9fi 81 illi1 FIRST TRAIN. ~ le2 ih Y
NIGHT ExPRESS-Leaves Columbus at $50 A.
nj. Will stop at Delaware, Ashley, -Cardipgton,
Gilead, Gallon, and at all stations north Of Gallon;
s5yny 4 CsysaPd ssa sS Nsx Vi Y5lR RuIfss s
Boston. s5oP. NJ, Chicago, via crSstne, 1880 r.
Pittsblrs. $50 7. NJ; Philadslphia. TOO A. NJ;
Chicago, via Grafton, at 1870 p. M. 4 $40 ~ =
@1.sa. ,-.5 SECOND TRAIN. tiol5r5iil7
NEW YORK ExPRESS-Leavos Columbus at
and sIG GsSn ssns e ew ss
DHnbirs saa a.,o, :; Nj Ill BptrlP % z M New York
In: ;s ;::5 M 4 s1h!a%AsDha 1000 0hss
E ani fl38 THIRD TRAIN.
) MAIL AND EXPRESS-Lcaves Columbus AZ $50
Win stop st al stations % south Of Shelby, and
aas ss' T. XII II Basslo. aSc a. NJ; New York Y sso :.
Ro'SGa S Az MI rsSSS sss ss cSsssI Ssss S
A. NJ. Chicago. via Grsfton. Of 1880 A. M r ~
y o,,os5 CONNECTIONS $50 ssN ei
!, At DesMAre With Springfield Branch for sprins
hsld snd I'll p9,ntS s o5 sest Eosdi b.
oaeo SsroaS for % Pt.Surs sna s1a BS n
! AZ Shelby. With Ssndusky, Mspsfsld and Nessrk
RsiilOsa fGs sL points on that Aso. for TOs
SsIS * ss sss 5s:;ss ,' r-.
Pafent ssecpIne Cnrsare rum ON aII
Might TruinS to Ch7cuE0, New
Work. and Isoston. ~ g
Il ss-Basgagc checked through 70 New xork and
ySstc ~ s;s;ns SisySisnd also 2 and New
~ RETURNING:
N;eht Express arrives AZ Columbus AZ 1ss p. M
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24
DIABETES

Is disease Of the stomach and liver, acting through
the kidneys. and Is without doubt, the most obsti
nate disease, except Consumption, that affects the
human constitution. We have no space for dscus-
sing causes, but will state that the effect Of the dis
ease is the conversion Of the starchy principle Tor
vegetable portion Of the food into sugar, which
stimulates the kidneys TO excessive secretion Of
water. Many persons suffer from this disease who
are ignorant Of it, that is they pass large quantites
during the day, and are obliged TO get up from one TO
fifteen or twenty times during the night. No notice
is taken Of IL until their attention is called to the
large discharge Of water. and often when it is far
advanced as to be beyond the control Of ordinary
remedies. Another symptom is the great thirst,
which, when the disease Is fully established, is in
tolerable-he patient drinks constantly aoifhott be-
ing sGtised also dryness Of the mouth cracking Of
the lips, sweet BREATH in the more advances cases.
and finally loss of appetite emaciation, and the pa
tient gradually sinks from exhaustion.
CONSTITUTION WATER Is, without doubt, the only
known reinedy for diabetes, and we have as much
confidence that it Is specifcas we have that opium
viii produce Sleep and truthfully say that it has
cured every case in which il has been used.
Stone In the Bladder, Calculus, Grav.
el, Brick Dust Deposit, ETC., ETC.,
Diseases arising from faulty secretionin the one
being too little, and accompanied by severe pain,
and in the other too profuse secretion-which will
be speedily cured by the
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24

sEI<E6zANra LACE GOOHDBs 9dA
THREAD and French Lace BsrbcssQ ~ 9ll2i.
i Black and White Bsrbe Lace for Ssshes and
poihs iis Las Collars and Sets. o..w glese
Yalenciennes Laces. Collars and Handkerchicfs.
Thread and French Lace Wells. ~ ~ * " I
Black Yak Lace Inserting for Dress Trimmings.
lace Collars and Sleeves In Sctsrichiy trimmed.
White blond baces for Wells and Dresses. 39y9t
Point xpplidcs Lace; Il N vidths !. - +
iahlsst Nossa5 70 % South High street.
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sumption, and for the relief
of Consumptive patients
ag in advanced stages ea
...g OF the disease. Ie
This has been SO long used and so univer.
sally known, that we need do no moro than
assure the public that Its qualyis kept upfo
the best it ever has been, and that it may be
relied on to do all It has ever done.
Prepared by DIR. j. c. AVER & Co.,
-2[ ~ Practical and analytical Chemists
Lowell, Mass. %
Sold by all druggists everywhere.
sept. H. isss-dsveowiy fseA
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1864-04-24

4, Althoueb 10 io net prpes toNoEk As low es some
0kficsa1 ~ do Eusypb better stoak and 8off
shAnesn 30 found In this oity, 4 .or spsi1xD
a .xDwsx<ss..sx,c.sS.l,.~
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1864-06-16
Pulpit PecllIiarilies.

A clergyman was once travelling on
board a western steamboat, when ,smong
the passengers was man who took great
pains to make known that he was opposed
to religion, denouncing Christ as an i'm
poster. and all forms Of religion, as delu-
sions. He was a man of ability and sdu-
cation. and great wit, and his remarks
seemed to have quite an influence on hi.
hearers: The clergyman refrained from
saying anything for time, but finally
de etermincd. TO silence him. Asking the
skep:ic if he believed in the immortality
of the soul, he received as an answer.
'No--I have none
DO you believe in the existence of a
God?'
No
Then, sir replied the clergyman, Il
have heard Of you before
Heard of mc?'
yes, and read about you
F Read about me? l was nor aware
that was published. Pray where ?
In the Psalms Of David, sir, where it
reads, The fool hath said in bis heart,
there is no God
At this unlookedfor turn in the argu-
ment there vas one general burst of
laue h'er and bnrrph, at the expense of
the atheist, who, contound, and being
unable to rally at being thus unexpected
ly called fool, moved away to another
part Of the boat. During the remainder
of the voyage, the viseacre was sileut
upon religious subjects; but occasionally
some one Of the passengers would tease
him by silly observing, 1 have heard of
you before
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1864-06-16
Fort MISUNDERSTANDING,

A friend who is stationed at Port Liv-
ingston, writes as follows:
Fort Livingston is about seventy miles
from New Orleans. 1t is situated at the
mouth Of Batavia Bay, on the Gulf of
Mexico; mounts seventeen guns on its
ramparts, and has eight classmates. 1t
is built of brick, and is very pretty
place to live in, especially in war time
| can appreciate stopping here during
hostilities, as | served my apprenticeship
in the Army Of the Potomac. The fort
is garrisoned by Company G. First Heavy
Artillery (colorcd) AS l see Congress
has passed an act putting them on level
with the L. S. Regulars, we might call
them First U. S. Heavy Artillery Pso-
Pile may say what they please about color
ed soldiers, but for attaining discipline
and drill they have but few equals.
We have negro prayer-meetings every
evening. l went to one the other night,
and was much interested. The men have
fitted up the cook k-bopse for a chapel, aud
when the congregation enter they wear
long faces and bare heads.
The evening was there old Zeno Ma
nuel, soldier, and formerly q slave,
commenced the exercises.
Loft us pray he said.
Some one in the audience laughed.
Who's dat latin ? roared Zeno.
'It't dat id niger Mace Moore,
some one replied.
'Clar him out!' cried Zeno, and cst
Moore went, and the services proceeded
without further interruption.
Send me package of UNIONS, and all
your publications, for they are greatly
esteemed in the army. Even the colored
troops love reading, and those who cannot
read love to be read to
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1864-06-16
Boiled Turkey.

Put the turkey into kettle of water,
from which the child has been taken
Cover it close, and put it over the FIRE
when the scum begins to rise, skim it,
Simmer slowly for half an hour, then
take it off, and keep it covered close in
hot water; if Of middling size, the con.
lined steam will cook it enough in half an
hour, and keep the skin whole, tender,
and white. Put it over the fire again,
Just before it is to be sent to the table
Serve with oyster sauce in boat. You
may, if you choose. stuff the craw, aftet
trusting it, with bread-crumbs, chopped
oysters. a little mace and salt moistened
with egg, serving up the turkey, and
proceeding precisely as above directed.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1864-06-16
A Long Nose.

A Monmouth. Maine, correspondent
writes:
Kibby is blessed with bright little
niece about five years of age, and he is
also the owner of a very long nose. which
rather disfgures his face. This little
niece and her mother recently made Kib-
by and his wife visit, and as the latter
had just come into the possession of a
wonderful smart baby (whoever saw a
baby that was not smart, allowing the
parents to be the judges the little girl
was greatly exercised to know where they
got it, and, to quiet her mind, she was
informed that 1T was dug up from under
stump in the pasture"
did they dig up Uncle Kibby from
Under a stump in the pasture, when he
was baby!" she asked
"She answered in the Affirmative.
But 1 should thought they ,oould hare
his his nose Jctore they got to himr' was
toe childlike reply.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1864-06-16
Our SA0dLy AristOcracy.

Touching our solliery it may be re-
marked that the First Families of Phila-
delphia' are no: always as decorous or as
different to them as their gallantry, sac
riices, and manly worth should prompt.
"A case in point is presented by cores
pondent. for the accuracy of which he
vouches, and it is as follows:
A short time ago in our loyal city of
Philadelphia, largely dressed female
answering to the description of an f. +.
", hailed Vine street car.-Just as it
stopped to take her aboard, Union SOL
dicr stepped out Of the same car. On
entering several seats were vacant, and
the would he lady inquired in very
sharp tone
Where did that soldier sitT
No answer.
Again but in more shrill tone than
at first, the same question was put
where dill Mct man sit9
Still no reply from any ono of the PAS
sengers, the car going ahead, the lady
still unscated, when the same question
vas spit out between her teeth
We're did that man sit?
An honest Hibernian quietly seated
near the unhappy female. and no doubt
being desirous of relieving her ip soWe
slight degree, replied
Faith ma'aD, be sit on his en- d and he
took it away with him
What the rest of the occupants Of the
car did. | do not know, but one gentle
man left as quickly as possible, and the
above information through him was too
piquaRt to be long kept p secret.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1864-06-16
ANN HAS COME.

The other day Dwight School boy as
tonished his amiable mother by rushing
into the house and shouting:
Mother, mother, Ann has come"
Mercy on me- cried the old lady, fear
full that some visitor had arrived. who
was destined to make long stop of it;
where is she?'
Right out here, ANY one can see her
The old lady rushed to the door and
looked up and down the street, but saw
no one that she was acquainted with.
What do you mean, you good-for-
nothing by? cried the old lady.
'Ann-iCersary" yelled the imp, and
disappeared round the corner. He didn't
eat much supper that night--at least at
home,