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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

CoNING.-fbe gallant Seventeenth
no not the Seventeenth, bu. all that is
left Of il, only about forty men. will be
home in few days We don't know
when they will arrive here but when they
d let Us give them hearty welcome.-
The Seventeenth has stood alongside the
proudest aud the best Of the regiments
that Iowa has sent to compose her repre-
sentation in the noble army of the Union,
and Il has borne its share in "battles,
camps and sieges." The few remaining
veterans will return to US; war worn and
battle SCARED. Let our citizens make
them welcome
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

p@ We learn from the Des Moines
Statesman that ]. G. Ramsey, formerly
resident of this city, died in that CITY on
the Sth inst.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

MEDICAL BOOKS.

MI
IN
Anstomifai hefnemusahcd-
nesiiofds vi'ssetrses-
hn9d GA ihr liver.
budd on the -tesn<fh
Bsressfs aeaicaI p1AEnosis
IArd on irah%ry Dtpoths
Benhet . ffas.ie@ q hsasclne'
buussod en- Nenrre~i.
Beck on infant therapeutics
lhnrchiii Nt,s'rsf1cs-
tfnT Dill on thl1rtns
thurcniii on y nnkn
Carpenter lie 81 fhyssoiogy
c ca,.o o. ce pl.lss, liz,
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

A CLEAN SWEEP The Union men
have made it in this county this time.
LeSuer will be elected by the soldiers
VITA
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12
GRAND INFLAMMATION
AID
Union Demo nstration!
oo Gun
%. -. @Rx
RECENT aloaIous VICTORY

Ia view Of the great and glorious Wis.,
tory Just achieved By the Union party. il
is thought advisable to celebrate the "a
wing Of our common country BY firing SO
guns and general illumination Of the
business houses on Main street, together
With few appropriate five. minute speech
es, and bonfires and other demonstra
tions, on Saturday night. the l2th inst
Il is hoped that every one will join il
the general rejoicing.
By order Of the Township Union Com
mittee. GEO. w. McCRAaY. Chm.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12
The o. L A. So sietv

VIII meet this afternoon Saturday
at McCune's Hall, at So n.
By order Of the President.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12
MAsorIc.-Eagle Lodge No. IL meets
tonight. Work on First Degree.

wThe City Fsthers have met ID
council-their proceedings will be found
elsewhere,
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

OMNIBUS NoTIcE.-AH orders for tn
Omnibus left at The DsmiDg Ho~se vill
receive prompt attention. 80
nov.Lln.] W. 8. IvIHs, Agent.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12
HAIR DYEl HAIR DYrll

QATCHEL0R's celebrated HAIR DYE q eAs Bar 4
- tAz Wsrid. The only Hsrntsss 1vss sd RslieS6
dye known This splendid Hair Dye 10 perfect-chanee
Ned, Rosty Gray Hair instantly 0lsss, Blsx :,
Skin, leaving the Hair Soft and Beautiful; imparss heal
Vitality frequently restoring ts pristine Color ana Rcd
hes the III e6tcts Of HID Dyes The genuine 8 sjrnel
WILLIAM 4. BATCHxlOR; al others are mere imits
lions and should b avoided. sd by al Druggists q
tACT0Rf-S1 BarclayStsssk New Yoek.s AAfcaucRs
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

R Kramer, Irwin 4 Co, axssss for
the sale Of Slocum's Side Leading Re-
voivers." The best pistol nov Is "a
No. los Main street. june IL
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12
nacaN,s mxcro,.A n.,.r.

This IL the most delightful and extraordinary article
ever Gsccvers6 II chshges the sun burnt face and
parting the marble purity II youth and the sfissrs a
pesxance 10 inviting In the city belle Of fashson II
moves tan skies pmpies md ronxhnes from the skin
leaving the complexion resh, transparent and
II contains no material injurousfo the skin. Pstoniset
by Actresses and Opera Singers II IL what every lady
should have. Sold eyevywh here.
5ssv PrepHzsd by W. Z. HA0Ak, Troy, NJ.
Address all orders 10
DEMAs BARNES co, New York.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

To fHE BLISD.-Don't fail to read the
card of B. H. Denice, in another col..p
He can cure the sore eyes without fail
DIT
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

MEXICAN MUSTANG L1NIM ENT.
The parties in 81 Loals a.d CDciseat who have been
Counterfetine the MnssAng Eminent under pretence
propietorshp, have been thoroughly esaoted by the
procured from the T. States Treasury. private steel
plate rev~nus stamp which 10 placed the top Of
bottle Each stamp be1rs the fee siaiis Of my SiSna
dangerous and WORTHLESS mitafion- Exnine every
tie Thislnsent has been IN and grvvins 10
many years. There hardly exists hamlet the hatAt
able 0iebe that docs evidence Of wonder
fui effects. II h the best enoiens In the world. With
It's present fnprovcd ingredients its effects upon
beA perfectly remarkable Sores heaie4 pains
relieved lives sxsei valuable animals made nsefui
untold ills assuaged For cuts bruises spras rsums
sm sxeins bites euts, caked tressts aimed grs<s
&c II Il Sovereign Remedy that should be dis
pensed with Il should be in every family Sold by al
Druggists.
oeiii-dkw D. BARNES, New York
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12
WEBER, WILLIAMS 4 FITCH.

Although there at present existing large number
OF Hair tonics competing FOR public patronage by
quent and repeated exsgeraons OF their peculiar prop
critics. yet u 10 we'll known 20 many who under the
necessity Of resorng their aid that they uncertain
in their results The frequent inquiries which have been
made Of the subscriber for tonic which he could
for certainty u effect and harmessness have
duced him besfow much time aud in the prouc
ton Of which should possess these qualities
riss Of experiments have enabled him to ali
dfacnlts-e. and " N Of qualification to him to
hnd his ialsoSr crowned Nth complete
Cabus Has Tonic s dye hut tive-restores
grey hair to its natural color isrt moisture and
glossy Appearance the hair dandruG,
efuptsors and Ill diseases ~ Tie skin.
Persons disposed become faia by constant sppli
cation and Of the Tonic their hair and sca
to its former healthy condition.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

A cunning political rope ~alker may
come q lass 70 : roPs that he eaa't Walk
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

OSE DOLLAR SToRH.-Go TO Hove 4
Tyier's auction store, and see that ,toel
OF jewelry, ladies' hosiery, silver ware
&C., and get your choice for one dollar,
This chance will last only two days moro.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

COLGATEy HONEY soar.
This celebrated Toilet koap, in such unavsr,.,
demand. IL made from the choscess materials. e
mild and saolientin Its natare. fraeFausly
scented and extremely Beneficial In its sction
upon the skin. For sale by ell Druggists and Fancy
Goods Dealers. tanao-l vdsv
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

A Boy WASrEp.-A good, stout. in.
dustrlOus boy, Is or le years old. can
find work BY applying st,his Office ;mms,
diately.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12

RETURNS OF CLARK Co M
President. Lincoln 929; Mcclellan 100.
For Governor, Fletcher go; Price 95
For State Treasurer, Bishop 6o4; Binp
ham 126.
For State Senate, OK 792; Ma,lock
For Sheriff, Schee 823, Mckee II.
For County Clerk, Ochel,ree 66l: En-.
sign 2S4.
For County Treasurer, Bechtal 7se;
Bolter l44.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1864-11-12
CONE OUT TO-.v.YGHT

This is the proudest political victory
ever won. Let US make the demonstra.
ton worthy Of The magnitude of the tri.
umph. Let us stick our pants in GU,
boots and turn out and join in the pro.
eesslon rain or shine, mud or no mud. II
everybody is happy and jolly over the
result of the election, let every bod, show
1t by coming out 10 highland joining in
the jubilation with a vim.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
NO. 3:
A Sensible pemocratlc Editor

Mr.. j. NJ. Spellisy, editor of the "Uni.
verse" Roman Catholic Democratic m
per, says:
The 500 loan is entirely subscribed
for. We Democrats, however much and
bitterly we are opposed to this Administra-
tion, must admit TO this fact that the
whole country is determined to support
the same Administration in CARRYING on
the war, in its efforts to restore the Union.
In much Of its manner of governing the
entire Republic. Let us be just enough
to confess the truth The late elections
disappointed the judgments, the desires
and the hopes of many of us the exhaus-
tion of the loan has confounded us alto
gether. We may carp, but the elections
have gone against US, and the loan is en-
tlrely taken; that IS to say, both the
votesand the money of the people sustain
Lincoln in his management Of
the Republic. Our talk about despotism.,
the ruin of law, the destruction of the
Republic, and all that are silenced bv
these two. facts"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
An Incident on Picket.

A correspondent Of the Cincinnati Com
mercidI relates the following:
One day the 10Sth Ohio regiment was OF
picket near Rossville, when a rebel Captain
and two of his men entered. The Captain
walked in and on surrendering himself to
one of the pickets, recognized him as his
own son-a resident of Cincinnati, whose
name is suppressed for obvious reasons
Rushing forward, the Captain was in the
act of clasping him in his arms with the ex-
clamation, go my son. when the soldier
rudely showed him from him with the re-
mark:
"Your son! Get out you internal old reb-
Ell! Do you suppose would have you for
fathel!' But, -, I am your long, alb
cent father persisted the rebel
MY father! Well, boys that's CO."
laughed the soldier. "Here'sa - old reb-
el says he is my father, when my father has
been dead these seven years"
The tears started from the old mans eyes,
and resting his head upon a stump he wept
like child, while the pckets locked on in
nstonishment. Composing himself the rebel
Captain called the soldier to him and related
incidents ola family nature that were unqucs-
tionable efidcnce of the truth ofhis assertions. /
The old man had been engaged in business
in Cincinnati failed fed South, leaving his .
family to shift for themselves For while .
letters were frequent, but at last they ceased
altogether. / few months after, the family
read the death of its absent loved one in
Southern paper. Time passed on, the wound
caused by death had been healed, the son en-
listed in the l09th and on Tuesday ne: his
long mourned parent under the above circum-
stances. As the old man recounted minute
ly all that he had passed through in the
South, the picket gradually softened and be
TOO, found relief in tears
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
sTRoUDsBURG, MONROE COUNTY PA. MARCH 8 1854
Back from the War.

ot Artemus Ward has turned his mind
martial matters, and in his happiest moo
w. relates personal experience that will b.
Or Or relished;-
must relate little incident which hap
= pened to your humble servant, on his return
home from the war. was walkin' along
the street lookin' SO gallant an gay, in me
brass kote and bloc buttons, an other militia
ry harness, when q excited femail rushed out
. ov house, throw'd her plump handles aroun'
me neck-which part didn't mind much,
as they was fair round ones-an exclaimed !:
''Doo behold thee once again 7"
You do--an' think you are holdin' me
too fastly,'' sez I trying to release the &C.
centric femaipS arms.
"Oh, have you come back-have you come
back :" she wildly cried, hanging tighter to
my neck.
Certainly I've cum back" says l, cor
else wouldn't be here. But don't think
| know you muchly."
! Not know me-your own Clarretta Ro-
setta Belletta-she has not sot eyes onto you
for more'n years Yes" she continued,
placin' her hands onto me shoulders. and
lookin' up into me face like dyin' boss fly
--''yes see me own Alfred's eyes, his nose,
his ears, his
MADAM" sez |, ''excuse me, but allow /
me to correct you. Eff | air not mistaken, !
these earses, and eyeses, and noses, belong
to myself individually, an your Alfred ncv-
er owened 'em scarcely!''
''Away with this farce" sez she. "You
can't deseeve your little son. Lincoln Burn
side Mcclellan Beazer."
1t was evident that the femail was mista-
ken-that 1t was not me but another man
she wanted
''How old is he ~ sez I.
,'Which!'' sez she.
"Them little son, Lincoln Burnside Nc I
Clellan, and so 4th."
"He's just 6 months oid-the little darlint" !
'Well, madam" sez l, ''ef little Lincoln
Burnside Mcclellan, and so 4th is only
months old, and you haven't sot eyes onto !;
'our Alfred for more'n an two years, think
har's mistake somewhar, an that I'm not !
Alfred, but another man altogether" 7
The woman shot into the house like 40, !
n tbs was the last | saw of my own Clar- r
tia Rosetta Beletta, but pity Alfred. .
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
Salt and Cold Water for Swine.

/ 1t Is not common practice, we think
10 give salt to swine, occasionally, while
every farmer would consider it a prime
duty to offer it to his neat stock, horses
and sheep, as oten as once a week To
be sure, the swine get little, compared
with the amount given to other animals
In proportion to their weight, why do
they not need as much salt as the other
stock on the farm 4? We find an article
going the rounds of the papers upon the
use Of salt ,tor fatteRing scine. The
writer states that he selected two pairs of
barrow hogs, weighing 200 each. One
pair received with their daily allowance
Of food, two ounces of salt; them similar
y fed, none, In the course of week it
was easily seen that the salted pair had
much stronger appetite than the others,
and after fortnight it was increased to
two ounces apiece. After four months
the weight Of the sated hogs was $50
pounds, while that of the unsalted, FIVE
weeks later reached only 800 pounds, the
was repeated, with almost
precisely the same results.
IF sach should prove to be the general
result, most farmers have not gained all
the good advantages they might have done
from the food fed out From the example
cited there is no indication that the salt
excited a morbid appetite, and produced
unnatural flesh and fat. OF course a
sound judgment must be exercised in the
use of salt, as well as of grain or any 9th
er food. Another neglect of swia477-and
it must be a cruel one 1ftya4that
Of not giving them plentiful s. ply of
pure cold water. Why it is supposed
that the hog should not need water as
we'll as the COW and sheep is more than we
can tell. They do require it. When wa
-er is not given them, although fed with
swill they will drink heartily of the wa
.er collected in the yard or barn cellar,
after visiting their trough several times
md finding it empty and dry. Nothing
S more grateful to them in a hot day than
bucket of cold water, drank from clean
weet trough. We trust that farmers will
i've attention to the matter, and ascer-
am for themselves whether our sugges-
ions are valuable or not
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
An Anecdote.

4 strong copperhead was deuouncing
IN immeasureable terms, the United
States Government and the war, when
the company Fas joined by neighbor, a
strong Union man, and after listening
for time, he interrupted him with the
remark: "You came honestly by your
principles; you are a tory naturally
"What do you mean?" says Copperhead
You know" said Union, "that during
the war with Great Britain the British
entered the harbor and burned the town
of New London" "WeIl, what of that"
says c: "Why, somebody piIoted them
in, and when his dirty work was done,
he came home with the British gold, and
his neighbors, hearing of his presence,
provided themselves with ropes, and
made an evening call, when he made his
escape by the back door and fed to the
Island of Bermuda, and died there
"Well," says c., ''what has all this to do
with it?" "Well," said Union, ''that pi-
lot was your grandfather"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
Paying for the Sight.

They've got down in Courtlandt Coun-
ty, an old farmer, noted for his greediness
and his keen lookout for a spot wherein
to turn a penny, honestly, or Che isn't
very particularly the reverse. Awhile
ago he succeeded by accident in raising q
very large hog. 1t was soon noised a.
BROAD and the people in that vicinity be-
gan to call on the old man to see the
monstrosity. A gentleman from our
1o#n was stopping awhile in the village
nearing OF the porker, desired to see the
slgnt, and having obtained directions as
10 the locale, Started for the spot. Ar
rived there, he met the old gentleman
and inquired about the animal. "WaII :
yes, the old fellow said, '.he'd GOT sicb q
critter; NIFTY big 'un, but he guessed he'd
have to charge him about shillin' for
for lookin' at him" The stranger looked
at the old man for minute or so pulled
out the desired coin, handed it to him,
and started to go off. ''Hold on" says
the other; "don't you want, to see the
hog :" "No,' said the stranger: "Ihare
seen as dig u hog as I rant to see ;" and
off he went
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
A Goat amongst the Sheep.

A letter from out West, from pious
individual, says:
"Dear Brother:-I have got one of the
handsomest farms in the State, and have
it nearly paid. Crops are good, and pri-
ces were never better. We have had a
most glorious revival of religion in our
church and both of our children (the Lord
be praised J! are converted. Father got
to be rather an incumbra1ce and last
week l sent him to the poor house %
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
The Lost Thimbfe,'

A bachelor up Penn Street, Pittsburg,
Pa, picked up thimble. He stood a
while meditating on the probable beauty
of the owner, when he pressed it to his
lips, saying, ooh, that it were the fair
cheek of the wearer" Just as he had
finished, a big wench looked out of an
upper window, and said, "Boss, des please
to frow dat fmble of mine in the entry
l jist now drop it." The thinble was
thrown in
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

sas~ Boswell once asked johnson if
there were any possible circumstances
under which suicide wauld be justifable.
"No," was the reply.
"Well says Boswell, suppose q man
was guilty of some great crime that he
was certain would be found oui ?"
"Why, then," says johnson, Gin that
case, let him go to sodrs country where
he is not known, and not to the devil,
where he is known"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
a Fellow with an Extensive Nasal Organ.

a Fellow with an Extensive Nasal Organ
His head was large and fiat at top,
Enormous was his eyes,
His mouth was huge; but, oh his nose
Was of enormous size
1t was n tunnel for his voice,
Through which his words would clang
From morn till night, without respite,
With many Nasal twang'
And though sound travels very fast
1t will the truth disclese-
1t took an hour for his words
To travel through his nose.
When dead, and in his coffin laid,
Free from all earthly woes,
They had to raise the coffin lid
To make room or his nose.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
Yours, 'tenderly,' c.

Elizabeth Dryden complained to Dryden,
her husband, that he was always reading,
and took little notice Of her; and finished
by saying she wished she was book, and then
she should enjoy his company. 81 wish you
was book, my DEAR" says Dryden; shut an
almanac, mean, for then | should change
you every year."
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

The Paris Presse computes the popula-
ton of the globe at one thousand millions,
speaking three thousand and sixty four
languages, and having elcvea hundred
diEerert fsrms of religion.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

A lady who had read of the extensive
manufacture of odometers to tell how far
carriage had been run, said she wished
some Connecticut genius would invent an
instrument to tell how far husbands had
been in the evening when they had just
stepped down to the post Office.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
A. Leaky Railroad Car.

The Cincinnati Gazette says:
"In the transportation of several hun
dred prisoners Pom Camp Chase to Rock
Island, few days since, some desperate
fellow cut hole in the bottom of the car,
through which ten escaped while the
train was running at rapid rate"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

Prentice says: "The rebel Govern
ment talks of paying the rebel soldiers
literally after the war It's fberality re-
minds us of the poor fellows will; Ihave
nothing; owe everybody; the rest | give
to the poor.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

A furrier, wishing to inform the pub
lie that he would make up furs in fash
ionable manner, out of old furs which Ia
dies have at home, appended the follow
ing to his advertisement: an. B.
Capes, victorines, &C., made up for ladies
in fashionable styles, out Of their oicn
skins
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

~pa \ son of Erin cautions the public
against harboring or trusting his wife
Peggy on his account, as he is not mar
ried to her.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

In the West Indies they have found new
use for rum-it is employed in the prepara-
ton of paint. Judging from noses we have
seen, we shonld say it might produce fine
color
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

An Irish paper published the follow
item: A deaf man, named Taft. was run
down by passenger train and killed, on
Wednesday morning He was injured in
similar way about year ago.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

A lecturer was dilating upon the power
of the magnet, defying any one to show or
name anything surpassing it A hearer de-
INJURED, and instanced young lady who
used to draw him thirteen miles every Sun
day.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

A sleepy churchwarden, who often
played at cards, hearing the minister use
che words "shufit off this mortal coil, "
started up, rubbed his eyes, and exclaim-
ed "Hold on It's my deal /"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03
a War Widows Trick.

a war-widow tricked libertine OFT in
Allegheny county, n. Y, by taking his $500
to get veady for proposed elopement, and
then sending him the following "bily-dux. "
Mr. -, have 10 inform you that cir
cumstances beyond my control, will prevent
vent me from fulfilling my engagement to
elope with you to night. | expect my hus-
band home on furlough soon to spend Christ
snas and New Years when we shall enjoy a
hearty laugh at your discontinue. Mean
while l will keep your money as Christ
mas present for him, and when this cruel
war is over, it viii come handy to assist him
10 start business.
Yours, 'tenderly,' C. L. N.
p. S.-When next you undertake 10 play
rhe iisertine, you would do well to select
your victim outside Of old Allegheny county;
and above ali beware of soldiers wife"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

The following toast was lately proposed
at freman's dinner, which was received
with showers of applause '"The ladies'
Their eyes kindle the only flames which
we cannot extinguisbed and against which
there is no insurance"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

pG- Why is a minister like locomo-
tive! Because you have to look out for
him when the bell rings.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

sy A young man advertises his de-
sire for wife thus: ''Pretty, and entire
ly ignorant of the fact" Don't we wish
be may find her.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

"Enry, take the 'arness hoff the
'orse, put the alter hover lis 'ead, hand
give i'm ay and hoats."
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1864-03-03

pay- 4 smart young woman can judge
by kiss of the quality of her lovers Ii
quor.