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Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
The school Master net Abroad:

Several years ago, when the efforts in
behalf of the Ladies' Mount Vernon Asso-
citation were in the height of activity
throughout the country, Mrs. was one
oil the local agents to collect funds in our
town.
In the prosecution of her labors she
called at comfortable looking dwelling
10 the outskirts Of her district, and the
head OF the family being absent, she adj
dressed the lady Of the house in an Ella,
quent appeal 10 behalf af the Association
10 her surprise che WAS asked
Why, who is Mr.. WashinetonH
Astonished at discovering such density
oil ignorance on the part of O well.todo
woman, IN this land of enlightenment.
Mr.. - briefly but forcibly recspitulated
the leading events in WashIngron's career.
and bis claims upon his country's graft
tude, IN recognition Of which, as she ex-
planned, an effort was being made to raise
funds to prevent his home from passing
inIO the hands OF strangers.
But the answer showed that, notwith-
standing the Efforts Of the teacher, the
student of history did not Jes see the
point.
We'll, ma'an,' said the latter, Il should
ike very much TO help the good old man to
keep his place, if could sford il, but the
fact Is, that we hu'nt yet paid for ourn =
This cogsnt argument dd hominen was
TOO much for the benevolent agent of the
society, who Immediately beat a retreat for
some locality where the schoolmaster was
abroad.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

merchant. not a thousand m;lss from
Alameda county, was in the Office of q
Justice OF the Peace, making over an &C.
count to be sued, giving security, etc., and
as be was rising from the chair be bad oe-
copied while Signing bis name, and while
m recumbent position, with hat tn. the
Justice uttered, in language. rather got
tuTsl and as quick ss ligbtOiDg-
Swear that's true, so help me Gud =
A bystsnder, well acquainted with the
Justice, remarked:
That's pretty way to swear Q man, il
seems TO me-
oh, WELL reFlied the Justice, tie only
q small dnaoUnt. sny wsy.'- Oakland
NetcS.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

MARKS ~ SUSPECT S.-AIwsys susp,oI
man who affects great softusss Of mannsr
and unrutAsd eVenness Of temper. and n,
enuncia,ion studied, sirw and del, berata
These things are all unnatural. 1nI hs.
speak degree of mental discipline intr
which he who has no purpose Of craft or
design to answer can submit himself. fbn
more successful knaves are usually Of this
descTl' ton. AS smooth as rag ,rs dippsd in
oil and as sharp They affect the inno-
eence ct the dove, which they have not,
IN order to hide the cunning of the sers
pent which they he1e.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

JEALoUsLY oh Angelina said q
young horuculturist to his love one even
ing, If you could only see my Isabella.-
How each day abe developed new beaties
20 beautiful H-hsnging over me 50 ten
derly-no honey go sweet to the taste.'-
Angel ma suddenly fell to the floor like a
fat-irou. William sbe cried. you love
smother y ant swOoned away. oh
have killed her ! exclaimed the young
bOrticulturist. jumping up aud wringing
his bands. oh, Angelina don't dou't -
You mustn't for the world, Angelina-l
don't mean tt only ment the grapevine =
Angelina recovered.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

The HEIGHT OF GRArITUDE.-One sfour
Cook County legislators, at Springfield, a
lev years ago, emrl yed his time 10 cor.
responding for religious paper, saving
that he considered it bis duty TO do some~
thing for his Maker, When this was re.
lated to q Well-knoWn lawyer Of our city,
he rejoined, Well I'm sure that's yery
kind. for bis Maker never did much for
him =
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
The Wrong Man

A romantic and laughable incident oc-
cured lately at London railway station.
A lady fair, fat and forty expecting her
husband TO return 10 London BY a certain
train, went to the depot to meet him
Alter search ng through The ears Tor rail
way carriages, as they are termed 10 Gng-
land. for some time, she astonished her
companians by suddenly throwing herself
into the arms of q notwithstanding, white
chokered sen of Adam, exclaiming, in a
Hurried and dulcet voice
'Ob, you dear cid Charley, I've found
you at last 7
After sundry Solicitations of the dasisl
order, she released the object of her warm
regard, and, On taking a second sight,
exclaimed in basbful accents
oh, dear, I'm afraid l'se kissed the
wrong man.
The awed and gallant L.thario, taking
of bis hat, replied
Madam, l carnot hut regret that l am
not the right man and in the right place
Allow me to salute you for Charley
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

A correspondent sends Us an advertise
ment of a rev pa'ent medicine. called
Psychagoga, which he cuts from news
paper.
tie says the term is derived from tWp
Greek words-the 's1ul,' and drive > and
he lac no ubt IL is a good nsme.I nd will
oriDe the soul out of anybody who is en-
enough to take it,.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

you are great lore said en- -
ragged g. stlsmsn, from a chamber VIM
dow. to youth who had been seren adir .
his daughter for bslf an hoar-'yon are =
great tore, and think you mean 60 kern
n boring n IL y"u msan to keep on DO .
ing until you get water, and there il is
smptSing pitcher full of water upon b .
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

WHAT THE DEMOCRATS WIBL Do III il
OFTEN asked what the Democrats mean TO
do. They mean, as a first ster, to On
the executive chair with patriotism, and 10
Danish iacti'n and desrotism from the ad-
ministratiOn of the Federal Government.
What next they will do depends upon
what they can do to restore peace sna
prosperity to our country. They ara in
the condition of sk'llful surgeon who Il
called to man who fell into the hands Of
AssaSsins. If his wounds are not mrrAI he
Will restore him. IL abolition has not kill.
ei the Union. the Democrats will rss,nrs
IT, But, at any rae. they will save IibeTtv
from going entirely down in the Wbirj,
POOL CT blood. ""'"
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

John lawson kept steadily on, true 20
the old self given promise, aud when he
became man, his father had good reason
to be proud Of him. He is. as we write
this. one of the most successful and skill-
ful surgeons in our army; and the roor,
wounded soldiers in the hospitals Of New
York have cause to bless the day that brO't
DIR. John Lawson to their bedsides.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
APRAYER FOR PEACE.

Give us peace in our time, o LOrdl
From the desOlatiDg sword,
From the devasting fire
From wicked mems desired
Passionate, senseless, proud,
The teachers of the crowd
Disturb the sorrowful air,
Crying "Strike! and do not spare !"
The preachers of Thy word,
Untrue to the trust conferred,
Defile Thy temple gate
With the blasphemies of hate,
The eyes of our young men glow
As the wild war trumpets blow,
And their hands drip crimson rain
With the blood OF their brethren slain.
Shore blood !" the old men urge,
As the tides Of battle surgei
IT'S sweet for our country to diei
"More blood !'-the women cry.
And they go, the brave and strong,
For right that may be wrong,
To feed the greedy tomb
With their beauty and their bloom;
To redden the rolling flood,
To fatten the earth with blood,
And poison the airs pure breath
With the charnel reck Of DEATH
From the mountains to the sea,
Floats up, Lord, to Thee
To the footstool Of thy throne,
The long, low, tremulous moan
OFFS childless multitude,
Tender, and fair, aud good;
CfmotkerS forlorn-forlorn,
Who weep for their early born
And of widows forlorn as they,
Whose hope, whose prop, whose stay
Lie low in the shallow grave
OF the unforgotten brave.
Give us peace, o Lord, in our time,
From all this wrong and crime;
From all this sorrow and shame
Peacel peace in Thy holy nameI
For the sake Of the perishing realm
That our passions overwhelm;
For the sake Of the outraged laws,
And Of Liberty's sacred cause
Stay, stay Thy lifted hand
On our decimated laDdi
Hola hack the eVeuging rodl
Peace! peace . Lord, our God
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

What business does your husbaud fol-
low |? asked O person who was engaged in
noting the occupation Of our citizens, Iates
ly, Of q female.
why, SIR she replied, he foIlows
drinking rum.'
The OanvssseP at once entered opposite
big name SentLem0S.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

Freddy had him there as the story
will show:
Freddy is little one" Of seven years.
growth, the son Of q minister, who, with
his wife, had just arrived at q new field of
labor.
Hearing bis mother say to his father
that she had been deceived by his father
saying that the parsonage Yves a three
story building, when in fact it was only
two, Freddy said:
Ma
Well. Freddy
Pa is right
How so, Freddy p
The kitchen il ONE
Yes
This floor is two
Yes
Ard the story that father told il three. ,
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

Captain BuckDer was stopping for wood
on bis way down the Mississippi. lie
thought the pile was too green, and he
said 10 the owber-
How long has your wood been cut p
about four .Jeet.' grsveIy rel lied tt e
man Of WOOD, and the captain owed him
one.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

A lady who sings in the choir Of a GER
tain church having been laughed at for
marrInR a very smsli man. remarked that
she bed always found short meter kinas the
easiest to get along with.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
Toilet signal Rate. OF AavertI.inr
Jon PRIxr1no

xpoditior.i,a oiev't Subscription vii ,be neatly
l'''Ou'i executed to order Cd fber.ltsrn:
Ana'sortmentc blanks kepteon.t...,-
- All orders for Advertisfnr or IT, % 10
oe accompanied by cash, unlesssome nsrso Srk m1
uoecomes responsible for the same 20 AhoSh
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

Edward Everett sent representative
recruit 70 the war two years ago, and nov
sends another.-Erchdnge.
The same Edward Everett, three years
ago, on the 22i of FEBRUARY, 1861, said
To expect to hold fifteen states 10 the
Union by fore: rs preposterous. The idea
OF civil war; accompanied as il would be
oy ser7ile instruction, is too mon.trcus TO-
De entertained for a moment. If our Sis
Ter states must heave Us, in the nams OF
Heaven, let them 60 ia pesse.
This is what Everett wrote to the Bos,
ton Courier. He is one Of the creates.
humbugs Of the age. He don't know his
own sentiments day in advance.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

A dried-up. herring faced. Eimlst- eyed
bachelor says be don't wonder ct 90 many
Q: the ynuDg:veterans getting married. -
He says one who has faced Q cannon's
mouth and beard thousand of them talk
ct once, can never be frightened by q vo.
man The old dug He ought to be
com, elled to climb a shell.baTk hickory
tree
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

The hypocrite 10 religion kneels. l;ks
the frat rank in regiment, only that he
may take better ain at come one vino
stands opposed to him.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
RSTbe Stark connie y

:. - TUG oIdrK county Uemocrdt. pub
lished at Cation, Ohio, says:
"A preacher in this city last Sabheth
took for bis text the l4,h verse of the 18th
chapter of Hebrews. 1t reads as follows:
'Follow peace with ell men, and holi>
ness, without which no man shall see the
Lord
The reverend gentleman read this text
from the verse as follows:
Follow holiness, without which no man
shall see the Lord
The words Peace with all men were
not acceptable. and hence we're omitted.
1t seems that the abolition preachers are
going to take the same liberty With the
word Of God that old Abe does with the
constitution
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

GLOOMY FEELING AT WAs1ISar>~
Washington correspOden, of the New YorE
says:
Eor some reason or other Mr. Lincoln
suu al the members of his Cabinet were
never 10 more depressed and uneasy
1'e ol mlno thau at present. Mr. Linz
coin Is sa'd to be particularly out II sorts
uPon returning from the scene of his in
tervisw with Gen, Grant. 1t ia said h.
passed twelve mortal hours without max
ing )'ke' or telling Questionable story.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

SHARP ANswEs.-At enc of the hotels in
this city last Saturday. the landlord said
to 9 boarder:
See here, MI, the chsmbermaid
fouod ladys hair pin IN your bed this
morning. and it will not answer!
WILL replied the boarder, 4 found a
wOmsn's hair 10 the butter this morning,
but it did not prove you bad woman 10
itP
The two men looked at each ether about
ten seconds, when each smiled and went
bis way. DO doubt bordering over the pee
uliarltles Of circumstaAtidl eUidence.-C Gin,
cinnGti Enquirer.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

Would you belisve it if we were to tell
you that cur patrons have been coming for
ward with q rush and paying over their
dues2 Not bit Of it.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

The Truth is now self.evident that we
are to have no Union Peace. 80 long as
the present administration is in power
Were patriots and civilized beings at the
head OF our AFFAIRS, peace would be restor-
ed to-day and Union Fs-estabIished, After
this summary repulse of their fourth effort,
the rebels would be cravens and towards
to repeat their attempt for negotiation Of
peace. There is now but one hope left to
The American peOI lie. which is to raise in
their majesty and power. and burl from
place the numbering butchers who nov
hold the reins Of Governments. Will they
Do it1
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

An Indian complaining to q retailer that
the price of his liquor was high.
The latter. in Justification, said that /.
cost olm as much to keep hogsbead of
brandy as to keep a cow
The Indian replied, May be he drink Q
much water, but he no eat so much bav'
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

A conscript being told that il was sweet
70 ole Tor his country, tried TO excuse him.
self on the ground that he never did like
sweet things.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
Ahraham,s Jokes.

The War Letters of Disbanded Volnn-
teer.' is the title of new loyal league
book. The following is d. VS. descrip.
ZION Of the manner in which the president
accepted the Federal defeat at Fredricks-
burg. 1t shows how be rises to the COM
prehensiop to death and disaster; and
bearing the Endorsements of the loyal
league, is not coppsrhead irony:
The president takes thu disaster with
that cheerfulness which belongs to his
nature. He thinks 1t NJ more use to cry
for split blood than it is to cry for split
milk so he lucks at the affare from fare
seeshus pint of view.
SEE l to him to day: 'Ime nfeard the
rebels hes got to windwered Of US for the
campaign
Yes, The replied, and your remark sug-
peets a connundrum. What caused the
shipwreck Of our hopes on tbe Rapperban-
uockf
Stanton and Halleck,' seq !, SWARM in.
wardy.
Originally, grant. but the immediate
RapperhsnnOck was runin on a Lee
shore.'
Mister president SEE /, our troops is
'OSSNihB SNOOAS NUN III Oil
direckshuus'
Air they p be said. Then all 1 kin
say is the enemee treats EN- hester'n we
do /; for they'v had no check from US for
the last Eve mouths
Head Of the nashin.' ansered, !his is
no time for puns. 1t seems to me that
your nsytestic intellect has gone wool
gatherin.'
ID. v ses he. Il spose you mean that as
d reproach but let me tell you, wool
gutheriu is one of the great eeuds Of this
war. Ak the Constitutional Adviser eff it
isent'
Yes l remarkt. 'they'v gone in fur
wo and cum back shorn.
Not altogether SEE he; ef enybody's
been fieeced, CESS Its the publck.'
Let Us change the subject DISTINGUISHED
rooler,' was my reply. Don't you think
you had better resine, and tire like an
other Srasinnatus, to the hog and hOmiDy
Of private life
Every man for himself, and the devil
take the hindmOst.' be ansered, castn his
eyes upwards.
yes, SCI l. with groan, L bleeve that
is the creed sf the present ADM Distration.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
DENTISTRY

DR.. F. q. H 0 c II r. N E
VNTOULD respectfully inform the inhabitants
w OIiet and vicinity, that after absence OF
some years. has returned to Joliet for the purpose Of
making il his future home, and adopts this method to
inform his friends and the public that he has take
the rooms formerly occupied by Carpenter Pierce,
OVER BROWNS DRUG STORE,
where he will be pleased to all who may need
GLASS DENTAL OPERATIONS.
Those vino may employ him may be assured that all
Operations will be performed Ia Het, trSESty and
6aithfGH RsdnneT.
Nov. %, 1861. MA If
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

Chil lren are milestoaes THAI eli the
rio toe distance woman Ass travelled
from her youth,
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

The National conservatives mat M CIT
cago on the 9Th ult., aud after noninating
George b. Mcclellan for President, passed
the following patriotic resolutions:
Whereas. the administration, in disra-
gard of the constitution, has proclaimed In
adheraace to line of policy alike destruo.
tive to the liberty ofths people. the in.eo.
rIty OF the States, and the rights reserved
to them, and calculated not onIv 10 innrI
the sections North aud South TO interm;ps-
Die war, to bring financial ruin upon ali
anu proved Its want of disposition and ut-
Ter Inability to administer the Royernmens
IN the spirit Of its founders and
=. hheTeds, Ii is incumbent upon ali m.
tlooal administrations, and all delees,s..
ana political bodies, to respect the T;shs.
and '"en rights
Whereas, We have this dav as,aub,.d
10 natlonsl convention for deliberat;en -
,suco action as will most tend to unite ~
conservative elements 10 opposition Ia NJ
Lincoln ana the continuance of bis policy
and POASJ5
Whereas, The people of the whole .oun.
Try have an undying attachment 10 the
OhioE, ano JOINT interest 10 Bunker Hill
ana MCuGt Vernon which they will never
surrender; therefore
Resolved, That will maintain tho Unios
and constitution,
Resolved, That the only peaceful solu-
NOR OF existing evils lies through the an.
restrained exercise Of our elective riohts a.
Tue coming election, the disIlacement If
tne administration and its pulley, and the
~ tn ,he o".ne 10 al The people Of the States
o. lnelr constitutional rights, by the eIec-
''on OF Pre-ident upon whose iptegritv
papnI't'sm, the country can safely reiy.
hesoiVeu' That the declarations of South.
leaders and the resent annouucen.n,
" "r. Lincoln OF the only conditions upon
~nicn they VIII respectively listen to terms
VI peace and alike InprsctIble and d.rog-
gatory to the intelligence of the American
people, and that, in opposition thereto. We
are 10 ias9r CT the earliest peace attainn-
Union. VIZ
Resolved, That We concur in TIE actin
W Tue Union conservative national conven-
tlou, heio at Independence aalI,in the city
o. f9ilsdelphIa, en- toe 23d day Of. Deeem-
Der, 1908, and relterate the nomination hv
the peopla Of George B. Mcclellan. he-
lieving that his triumphant election !.
certain, and will result Ia ueace With ths
restoration of the government: and. In
case OF his nomination by that BODY, We
pledge the cordial and united supoort of
The conservative meo of the eo4ntry "a
thor State ELECTORAL tickets.
Resolved, That the services Of ovr SOB.
dIeri in the field, and the suferines Of
those languisbing in prison, can only be
compensated for by the sympathy Of our
people and early termination Of their mu-
tual e1jrts IN 40 honorable peace, and the
reunion of our COnfederacy, without a star
blotted or stripe erased from our national
ensign.
Resolved, That the Conservative Union
National Committee is hereby continued
aud empowered to take such further action
as may be necessary for the purpose of
TINS organization, with reference 70 the
tuture-the maintenance of the Union and
tue preservation of constitutional Iibertv-
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
A Battle that was not Fought

Many years ago two boys differed
about some triflirg matters. while at play,
and one Of them challaL ged the other to
fight. The challange was accepted, and
the heroes went into au adjoining field to
settle the quarrel. Jackets and caps were
thown On the ground. and all was in readi-
ness, but each appeared unwilling to strike
the fret blow.
Now, then. strike me if you dare said
the younger boy with force counten lnce.
His companion looked at him, but did
not like to strike. At length he said
Nay, have nOthing to strike you
for
We'll, then said the other who had
provoked thu: blu 4rrel at first, let us be
good friends again, fCr have nothing to
strike for neither
They dressed, and left tie field without
striking q blow, and never quarreled af-
ter.
One of them now holds very respect.
able position as a teacher Of youth. How
few battles would be fought either among
young people or old, if, in imitation Of
those boys. the disputants would try to find
a reason for a quarrel, before they strike a
blow.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
500 Reward

- Iarge rad @ tne subscFibeF'E farm in March last,
a. larSs sea and white spotted COW. with white
Also, a large 1S Srs and l. seven years old.
The above reSSrd ~; 1lnde COW, strayed 10 May last
0ogtbar, " palo lor either by the sub
Sdiai, July n, Blu. SHARPE.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
The Richmond Eramiaerssvs.

~ luz hicnnonu examiner says:
Inc number Of prisoners of war near
Andersonville, Ca, is $4,000. The bad
poicy OF congregating such an army Of
prisoners IN one spot must be apparent 20
the authorities. The Yankee government
would never commit that bluader,
bnrlng Saturday afternoon there W.
received at Libby Prison from Petersburg
and other places l,249 Yankees, INCLUDING
81 commissioned officers, with Brig. Gen.
Hays OF Gen WaFren's corps.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
SHOW RESPECT TO THE DEAD
JOLIET BOOKBINDERY-

TINE uudsrsIaued will bind all kinds af Books, in
i any desired style.
Jobs will be neatly executed and warranted
Prices moderate.
VIZ sTAEHLE, Bookbinder.
- 5iun Street, Zone door north Oftbe Gas Works,l
Eeb17 1858. Joliet, Illinois
2O SBLs MICHIGAN FLOUR buchanan MillO
white Wheat 1t less than the Market price.
AT 10 BIZ Fl ST
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

ALLOW me, my dear general, TO "a be-
gan Jones.
SIR again exclaims the general. T.
10 introduce my friend persists
Jones.
Sir, wish to say
My friend, Mr.. a.
That a.
Jones.
DO not, sir exclaims the general.
'SmithVille; and my friend a.
Know you at all; and, sir, any further
insolence of this kind, sir, will submit Won
to Gaming You puppy, you-you-you
a.
But the general wss 90 full of indigna.
ton, that his utterance failed him, and he
walked away stiff as Julius Caesar. The
way Jones made himself scarce, and bis
friends scattered. was q caution to bores
generally. and slow gosrs in particular.
The general was rather peppery in his
prime, and hated bores.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13

Never are human beings smaller than
when they want to plague end punish
without knowing how.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-09-13
Joliet Marble Works,

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