Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1864-02-10
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Gimburgsr Ch5sBs, OF How ID Ply tas Rent.
IT is admitted on all hands, sspeeiEly ia
Tashoe, that soths IF the shatpgst, cutS5t and
farseeingest customers to be fHet Riti; bail
from San francisco. The subject of lis
scrsed belongs to this class, and oHr Hero
is the dady Of them all. When he vent 10
Washoe he had tiore feet to self sad IT'D
more fortune seekers than any dslggElB Dur
city had there. He returned hOias ihs 5thst
day, and before long had half dozen if6ds in
the fire. One Of his speculations has touch
Of fun III 1t and viii PfBbaBiy do To tgl 4
wen known adctionesr on the coroef Of Bat 6
ter5 and Front streets, holds forth tri-WesSiY
in large salesrosm, which Is abofs ihe,
spacious basement, eligible for storage. Tie
basement at the time Of which we wfits, was
dnoeeupied, and the bill 10 Rent On he
door denoted the want Of a tehant Our
friend from Washss saw the blacafd ana =
speculation ct once. BE entered and took
lease of the premises for six months. Fhs
day sfteF tie igasg had been executed, q NUM-
bef Of curious locking boxes were cattsd 10
the door and stored in the basement. The
next day the austiohger had large sale, ahd
his room was crowded with customers; but
before he had gotfsIrly warmed to his khSos=
ing down business al iitJlstable oder bsza3
to perneate the apartment The olacsoriss
Of the knight Of the hammer were evidently
not peculiar, for his customers bssahis fss-
tivsj hahdkerehiefs were pressed TO noses,
and sundry expression Of disgust, assured him
that the air was horribly fSu svefyWhsrs.
At length the atmosphere thicssned anf tafz
ieus jocular suggestions sbOtt cutting il With
q knife accompanied with the cutting or Of
the speakers, fonssd the sd6tioneer ts the
fact that bis sale was being very Seriously ina
jured. 1t was evident that the aroma csmsr
from the easements a fact that was easily ieFz-
rsted out By the auctioheef following his
nose in that direction. Here he found SdF
Washoo friend, coat off and Up to the afms
pits in work. A number Of boxes had been
opened and scattered over the aoor-soms
cut in two and others denhded Of there cans
Vass coysrings-75ere several JUICY packages
Of Linburget cheese. or sOtrss this disoov4
cry at once explained the atohaalie nystss
~.
AuEti5neer was savage with rage. Hs
would not allow such offensive articles to Be
stored in his basement. They must BE- re-
moved at once. Washes was not Of de
same mind he had leased the btiniisgs for
the purpose ofstoring merchandise. p
And if Limburger cheese said he with s
sly twinkle Of the eye, is net merchandise,
what the devil is It.
1T may come under she head of morchanl
disc, replied the auctionGer; but nerchan-
disc or no merchandise, III be If 5oH are
going to make my place smell Ike 4 hog raas
che. want you to leave
Washoe' cotlen,t think oft
You see, my friend, he eOntiutsa i've
got several shipments OF this aftiels g5HsiVn-
ed to me, and this is only a sanipis5 5t IT, I
expect to make splendid sbeghiatiSa out Of
| it and to control the nafkst bsiUfg my isass
ezpires
The devil you dor
'0h yes, said Washoe With tie attaosl
monchalanee; shouldn't wonder if should
get a contract to supply tie arftY with it.
You shouldn't, eb2 Well in case yOd
get 6oHtraot to supply the army, you in
tend to make this ysuf dgBgt / pre-
sumeY
Certainly Oh the strength Of this aftiels
I hope to realize quite sum
you realize sum o6mhiensHfsts with
Its strength angrily suggested the su6siona
esr, it win be quits q sum
That's my ideai too what a Ooinciz
denss
The auctioneer saw that he had Caught s
tartar, and foresaw ruin to his business If the
cheese continued to arrive, bat he was TOD
shre#d himself not to know thar tFashOe'
had tbs la# Of hiH, 50 ne determine to cons
promise. Washoei agrssd to leave. in sen=
sidsratiOn Of handsome bonus, which was
gladly paid down, the lease eoneslsd; and the
Lihbtrget cheese taken away.
We have not been informed Is to wbers
the cheese have been removed; but if
{ Washoe hasn't leased a basement on the
east side of Montgomery street, somewhere
between Cilifornia and Sacratnehts; then d
sewer has broke loose that's all