The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1864-04-14
A MiSsionaTy In DE-. O1d'ssN New sCh6rel /
J ordainsd-by Rev. PstroIeum v. nasby.
.gyr. from the Hancock Jsnsrsonian,l ,.,see,
Church nv the New wDisnanaashunI n

bin studyin fer the ministry with
me fer the past 4 weeks, wuz lieenst
and ordand, Heis a yooth NV much
promise, ) he votid twist for Bookan- !
non, and only I8 yeres old, swarm his
votes in with a coolpis and eese that
eggscitid the admirashep nv the patri i.
arks at the biznis, I kin safely cav
that he, hez .whald moar AbIis6nists,
bustd moar Methodist Brethrin and
uther hetrodox churches, than any
Dimocrat nv his age in the stait.1 He
hez brilyunt fucher. ..-.f 80 -....T' "a.
. After the usual qwestions wpz put 9
him and satisfactorily anserd, the con-
gregashen wuz dismist and in the
presents Nv the elders and dekuns
alone, I delivered the follerin ---~
j. b5J.1-~ al CHARGE. l-,- ze- d. /!
~ Brother-Hayen bin reglcrly or !
daned, it only remanes fer me to Civ
Eyoo wurd uvacouncil. Yoo air o
goin in2 the apossel biznis at a rayther
unfavrable time. Man which is born
nv woman hez trubble for his inberi-
tance-I've he'd SO much NV it that eff
he'd it to do over agin / woodent be
born at all. ... ...-..-.--~ ..tf..
The politikle hevins is orecast with
poretenshus clowds. The litenin Nv
wrath is leapin frum wun to anuther,
wilst the thunder WITCH wuz wunst ut
distance, now rores angrily in our
GERS. (Grafc ritin The ole ship Di-
mocrisy is tossing madly on to, the
wild waivs, with nary q sale set, her
seems open, the water "a furrih. ele-
ment to her insides) a rushin in. The
stiddiest part Nv her crew seed the
botes and abandond her, and the rest
Nv em er fitin fer the helum. -.-
In the menetime the ole ship is dash
in past the haven Nv Success, and is
hedin strate fer the rox nv Destruc-
shen. To 700 is entrustid q part Nv
the work Nv sayin her. Let me en-
treet 700. o-7
l. Avoid the sollers. With them
yoo hev nothin in common. They
will despitefully fuse 700. Wunst a
party nv EN- maid me drink pint NV
water ard talk the oath NV. allejinse,
which outragis wuz follered by comics
ton Nv the BOWLS anc infamshen NV
the brane. .sgla. .s-GiEf sg6 5ssEt-
! 2. Alluz prech agin the. niggere-
Its soothin to a genooine constooshen,
suthern rites dimocrat to be constant.
ly told that thar is a race Nv men
meaner than he is. Besides its safe
thenigger hes no vote. Eff he he'd,
we might vary. M q; -.,z ,rssr
3. Alluz .hev marter. The stait.
rites dimocrasy alluz sympathyze with
a man that's in basteels fer sympa.
thyzen with the sowth, fer nun Of
them know how soon their turn may
kun. DE-, ---:e.,.- o. r-,-,...-r,. Il.
4. Prech agin amalgamashen atleast
4 sundays yer munth. A man nv
straw that yoo set up yerself is the
eesiest nockt down, pertikelerly if yoo
set him up with view Nv nockin nv
him down. -r,,s -.,5g .srpf--.1f
5. AIlnz diloot your whisky fer new
converts. l takes much to convert a
Ablishnist, and eff yoo use the pure
artikkle it wod kill ordinary constoo-
shen afore he'd hev time to vote, which
wood be aggervatin. 80 m. ..-Ts
6. Sareh the skripters faithfully, for
sech passagis ez cuzzid be Kanan Ser
wants abey yoor masters and sich.
T. Lern to rede, Or at least git the
shaip Nv, the letters so fxt in yoor
mind that when yoo qwote from
book er newspapers, you will hold it
rite side up. Eddicashun hez bin q
CRATE help me. an r,t-.r-rg
8. Lern to spell and pronounce
Missenegenenashun. It's good word.
The CRATE leadin ijees nv yoor seckt
wicb it is yoor dooty to inkulkait is
these: The nigger's ape, Lihkin a
gorriller, jeff Davis chrischcn gen.
tleman, the rebellyun a struggle for
fer rites, the soljer buddy tool, Ben
Butler a beest,, ct settry. Yoo are
never 2 bleeve in Fedral victrys, but
must alluz credit confedrit successes,
/ woodent advice yoo to let your faith
in the Confedrisy 60 SO fur as to take
their skrip on yer salary, neether wood
l burn greenbax. .svs =r-
l hev dun. Go my brutherc Let
yer poler star be Dimocrasy, yer rail-
lyin cry "The Yoonyun ez it wuz-the
Coonstooshn ez it is, /" which islatitoo-'
dinus, fite tho good fite, and the day
will cum wen yoo kin lay OFF yerarmer
and with rP. NJ, after yoor name,
engoy the repose that alluz follows
we'll, ,drectid. and wiggerus effort. ba2I
Bro, Punt startid to-day for Suthern
Illinoy, where hehas congregashen.
sed PETROLEUM v. NASBY, no d
Pastor Nv said Church, in charge
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IMPORTANT MILITARY CHANGES. 4
WASHINGTON, April 6.-The follows
ing important order has just been
issued ,-, 90 --,l roo,l... s9, ai s,rs4l
aWar Dept, Adi't Gen s Office, /
ge - ,..rs, Washington, April 4. !
'By direction of the President of
the United States, the following chan
ges and assignments have been made
imthe army corps COMMANDERS Ma.
ior General P. II. Sheridan assigned