Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1864-09-21
A SAM UY PRAZE !

III May.
A sAM w PRAZEl
l wuz cast down ard trodded under
| foot.
Becoz the wickid wuz exaltid, and the
saints wuz umbled
Becoz the people worshipt Linkin and
spat upon Vallandygum, becoz they trust
| ed Chais and wooient hev nuthin to do
with Fernandywud at no price
! Becoz the hosts Nv Linkin prevailed
over the hosts NV jeff
| Ther4 my mind wuz trubbled and my
sole wuz constipated.
! And | cast ashes upon my head and
bewalid, sayin:
Wo is me
Linkin viii agin sit in high plasis-
/ him and his servance-and we shell hunt
our holes
There she'll be NV apintments and pla-
sis Nv profit a thowsand and ten skore,
! but for US nary wun.
Our enemies shell have post orfses and
shell be clothed in goodly raimcr-t, while
we shell hey to dig or beg.
Our food shell be sorrer and our whis-
XIV shell be maid week with our own teers
Thus weptid we.
But our sorrer was turned to COY, and
our wailins to gladnis.
For Forrest hath smotid the niggers at
Fort Pillow, and spared not one Hunky
And Dick tavler hez whipt Banks at
Red River. Hunky.
And Hoke hez toollen Plvmuth and
slavd the defenders thereof Hunkv
And Lee, him who aforetim spilled Nick.
Lellan, and Burnside, and Hooker, she
chaw up Grant; yea he will bust him.
And he shell talk Washington and
Linkin, Chase, and Seward shell he hang
upon a gallus forty cubits
Then shell the faithful hev ther rewards
and be happy for keeps.
Fer niggers shell be plenty, and every
wun shell hev uY them men seryance anC
made servance, and home made serYance
and conkebines.
And the rivers shell be whisky. and tn,
banks thereof sugar, and the faithful she
drink their FIJI.
, And | shell borrer no more, for 10
shell reyel upon the spoils Nv the ablish,
} And my noze shell shine ez the fire ant
nv face shell glisten with fatniss.
Sing a new song, 0 my people, fer u
lait did ye sing small.
Maik joyful noise, fer yer enimiz she
be put under yer feet, and 700 shell he
, Post Orfsis.
Note TO the Pasters.-Ef Gran
: whips Lee, maik a fast NV the day, an
= omit the last haff Nv the Sam
PETRoLEUH V Massey,
q Paster Nv sed Church in charge
o co Perrine & Co, of Indianapoli:
. Indiana, have just issued compilatio
o of "The Nasty Letters and Sermons" {
Q the Rev "Nasby, under the title of 'Th
= Nasty Papers"
q The immortal Doesticks, Sut Lovegool
o Artemus Ward, and others, have ha
Q their run, and judging from the avidit
= = with which tie public have read every
o thing from his pen, we predict a "heav
o run" on Petroleum V. Nasty, who
. equal, if not superior to any of them.
q Some one can make a good thing b
10 selling them in our county. We can 81,
% % some information to any who wish to tr.
o Call Immediately at our Office.
: Dr. Humphries gives Us a reason fC
the prevailing custom OF shaking hand
70 that the hand being among the most sens
I" tive parts of the body, is given to sho
our confidence in one another by the sens
of touch, and adds in proof, when v
70 wish to reoiprocate the warmer feelin:
70 we are not content with the contact Of ii
- - hands. and we bring the lips into service
- During the revolution, with a po
% ulas;on of ?, 100000, there were 395 ,0j
% men called into the service. If the san
!" nroportion were called out now, we shou
90 have an army Of 100000,
a. A Jealous woman cannot be cur
80 either bv word or deed. She resembl
a kettle drum, which of all instruments,
the most difficult 10 tune, and keeps
tune the shortest time