The Chattanooga Daily Rebel. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1862-1864, 1864-04-22
The Cnnesited Monkey.

RY UNCLE FAbrAr.
There vas, m .neey, wac wa,a great coIcens..
was 10 .o.e with m az wanted to marry him. Ard,
so t, >.p himssf IN her goSt gr ,css. he used TO
brush his ha = AIT nc saw his master do hiss, aud
strlttei bafore pussy wi:sa glove IN hlss and
r,ld headed in tn. other. Several times bis
hin vel for IL. Adversely, they say, 4, hard schoo';
bu f1t IL will learn In no other Tee money didn't
ls.ra r-uca even Is thst; for hs Ind keep on MIN
.f.es dinner AID when he went ost. he lcfi sSrs
cigars or the table A ZOE as his back was turnsd,
the M lakey took cigar, end 1T it, aud pulled away.
lie at up his heel. OF In. table and tried do a.t
Ike hi. Sl. tie t7oAcco mbd- him very AK
81 tho .,arnach lis threw up, on the On pet. The
ma e. me in and when she saw whaE he had done,
cred ust. yDs 60 d ior ns.hing nassy, sinking
cri,t.r, and seat his ~ Hing and csa:terng ous OF
the door. Next y. q. VAS attn sne sore. rom The
bsnti.g .hb gave him.
Al another tins. he went i.to s.s master study,
Put on hi, red dressng gown and took book in his
had a,t pretended "a rod az it. When he saw pass
comirA put sis mtsers sp.ctacles, AID tritd 10
b,vey ie. Sc dii not knor what 10 make OF the
fe crtte nd .he frightened To ho- nnstress
Now pus, wa a gry psf with her nst.ess aud she
was aasry with ih moak.y tor frightening her cat,
that she took strap. tnat she kept TOR naugy chill
d. n, ard dashed I'm son diy.
Neat day he saw his master shaw ng aud what must
IN, bin ~ d, bat Gsel'. He cane down stairs
with hi, lac, az m1oh the pain oil his hands and
licked az ridiculous 81 J lin NoeoJ Old tot-er day.
vixen be care f.oa the ba,ser WIN hls har iroppec
in that u,v He didnt knew. tho great gooEe that
Pssr had The s,;er WON ia his hea AMI had - rear
yiuerar Fr.nk, my bay, that's mi-o'y god cure
far tno tet.er worm CHI, hJw tAe bays lansSed al
IL, and hullercd Star him, JIM how II inc tstpst
worn a your lead and the magsst N yonE Dram!
We'll 10 IN ~. i1nc story short tae iast unle toe
monkey cav mis- master shaw. was tae dsat1 M MIN
s.r vhsn his m. ,:er was done rhavi1g be crcN the
hack of hi. raz n across his throat, right hhe anu
zLon he 1T t.e IA ain. - Sly N ,nkey to0k u up:
ami drew the sharp edge across troat cot IL ane
bisd 10 dsl,a Aud t1e.e was m end OF oAe more
f5,l. ...,.,.-
Nav Frank wa aver ycu are, bb that aud hothing
e,,c po.'i APP o'her peooc. don Ike 10 see tne
ass werras tn lion ssia, NOR tbs JacEosw suusshB
in tbs p.acecS piumrs
t,korNESr-If our friends would only
furnish Us with rag. we wonld be enabled TO
resnm, our propoi tinns: bat uatil this is dsne
i, is VI terly imposnblc, IA those who cantroi
the paper mills Seem u have NO use Tor money
at least they refuse II sell fer thing elss but
rags We could add few moro to thu little
pi!e va have on hand. but would b 1o:i what
in the condition OF the lrshmal whom asked
to buy trunk.
"TIuck. rays Pat, "what would bs likes ov
me lie doing Wild trunk.
ITO put your clothes in" replied Tho mer-
chan.
by The power" said Pat, "if did that,
Ia meself wud be going naked. IL Euiaula
Spirit.
raa-The COO lettc, who wins aud sacks low
ere, W ,uld if sho were military corquerer,
win and sscs cities.