Wilmington journal. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1844-1895, 1864-10-13
But says some folks ifyou stop importin things Won

stop the reVenoo hats all right We stand it il
the revenoo can. On the principle young men
should contlner to get drunk French brandy and
make their llVer5 as dry corn cob with Cuby CT
CARS because sooth if they DON'T it will hurt the re-
venco This talk bout the is of the bosb boshy.
One thing is bly, rain-if we don't send gold out
Of the country shall have tie consolation of knowing
that us IN tue country. So say great credit is doc
to the wmin for this patriotic moveand, to tell the
trooh the wimin generally know what they're bout
OF all the blss here're the soothinest If thered
never bin any wimn, where would my children be to-
day?
Bat hope .his move will lead to other moyss that
air Just "a much needed, one OF which s general and
thurer enrichment OF expenses all arouod The fact f.
we are getting terribly exravagauss& unless paws in
our mad career IN less than years the goddess of
liberty vii be seen dodgn into Pawn Bro kers shon
with he Otter gown done up in bIu0de even # she
oon nave m spout the gold stars in her head band Let
Us all take hold ny, ard live and dress centsby ike
our tOetathers who k00w'd morrn than we do If they
want quite go honest! Suite gcaketh)
There are Other cheerin' signs. We don't, for IL
SUNS lock great Gen'ras, and certainly don't lack
brave soers but there's one thing wish did lack
and that ls our present Congress,
venture to aayif you will starch Go5demit7's foot
ptool al over with ten boss power microscope vcu
won't be able to fed such arether pack OF poppv.cock
gabo!era ns the present Congress Of the United States
! Of America
Gentiemfr of the Seui & of the House. you've got
thara and da7d your pay aud made summer complaint
speeches long enough The country al large ucloodn
the Undersigned 10 disguated with you. Why don't
you snow Us O statesman, somebody who can make
sneech that will hit the poplar hart rite under the
Great Public wesk? Why don't YOU show Us
statesman who rise up to the EMERGENCY and cave
IN Il E Emcrgercy's head?
Congress, you know, went do. Go home Won mispr.
aHla d-viIs-gO home
At special CODgresiofal 'rcticn in nv district the
oher day, de'brirIy voted for Henry CLAW admit
tnat Iicn7y is dead but in rs much don't sem TO
have live statesman in national Congress- let US
!
ihcm vino think that cane made from the timber
Of the house orc9 boarded in is essential to their hap
2'0fs, should cot d=lay about seudn the money right
&C tor che.
AID with general hurrar for the wimin who air
gon to ab2Edon fnvrin goods and another for the pat
rntlc evefywaerCs, III leave public matters and indulge
10 little pleasant family gossip.
My reported capture by the North American saw.
il Of U tab I'D my vide circle Of friends and creditors
10 think that had bid a3oo to earthly things and was
angel ployin o. golden harp. HE.ce my rival bone
va unexpected,
Il was II III the evening when reached my home
std and knockt healthy knock On the door thereof
y night cap thfU5ted Itself cut of the front chaM-
, Der "incer 1t WIS my Batsy's night cap And
voice said
"Who is it?'
1t is q man !" l answered ia gruff voice.
Il don't beaye it," she said.
"iben come down aud search me" replied.
hen reaumin' my natFal voice, said 1t is your
own A. W. Betsy Sweet adg wake I! Ever ofthou!
"Oh, It's yOu Is it! | thought | s,nelI something's
Bat the CQ GIL was gal to see me.
II tie moTnln' L l0uni tnat my family were enter
taiHiH' artist from Philadelphia who was there pain
TIA e0ma Etartu' waterfalls and mountains, and |
nocal peeled be ha hankeia fer 10y Oldest daugh-
ter
Mr.. SlmmerhOrn, father said my daughter.
"G!ai to sec you sir, replied, i'll tospittIe vols,
GLAD TO you"
"Eie is al artist, father" said my child.
"a WhiChist p
a. actst--a painter"
"A1d glazjec p l asks. Gaze you painter ard
glazer, Gh 2?
ally daughter and wife was mad, but couldn't help
il ttlt IN q Conmiki mood.
at is wo1der to me, SIR, said the artist consid-
erirg what wide spread reputation you have that
some OF cur Eastern managers don't secure yOu.'
cts wonder to me' SAID my wife, that somebody
don secure bin with Il chain"
Alter breakfast went out to gee my old friends
Tne editor OF the Bugte greeted me cordially, aud
SLOWED the oI09 a. article he'd lust written about
tie paper on the other side ot the street.
I've have recently put up in Office entirely
ne0 suk-oI unique cGnstructon-With two holes,
through which tue sol!ea water may pass to the new
bucket underneath. What will the hell hounds of the
Adr"'tlseT say to this? We shall continue to make
improvements as fast rapidly improving business
may warrant. Wondsr whether Cer;ain editors wife
th!uks she caa palm eff a.!,rass watcactarm this
community tor u gold one %
That" says thv eui or, "hts hi2 whar be lives
hat VII close him Up bad as it did vixen wrote
al article r-lcooiing lis sister, who's got cooked
Cyc.'
4 iug Gays after E1y return, shown young
man who eays he'll be Dam if he goes to tie He
was setting Ga Barrel & was Indeed Loathsum ob-
ject.
Last Sunday Heard P&:soa Gakin's preach and
tie gooi old preacIed wall, too, too his Prayer
was rather lengthy. ihe editor OF the BugLs u no
with me, said he prayer %oald make Is "a lares CT SOL
Id uonrer.
dolt think of nothing more to write about. So
"Bleoye il ell tAose endearing young charms" g.;
&c Il. WARD.
i CANADIAN EULocv OF GENERAL LEE.-Jn the
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