The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1864-05-11

won thaRe telegraph put In her yard,
@and ever. time spank my children have
it go all oyerths country.
We are going '.on to Richmend" again
this summer, if we can mako the connec-
tion 70 Es efL tsss
The public houses charge three dollars
and hall a day for regular board--two
dollars for smelling of the kitchen, and |
ffty csnts for kissing the cook.
A sailor went to a matchmaker and pre- |
ssnting small French watch to him de- |
manded to know how much the repairs
would come to. The matchmaker after
examining it said:
at will be more expense repairing than
the original cost. kt7 2
81 don't mind that" said the tar 'I
will even gire you double the original
cost, for have a great yensration for the
watch" -stas zn54ss esseos
"What might you have given for it2"
asked the matchmaker. ~7s.s
"Why,' replied the tar, uI gave fell
low blow on the head Tor it, and it you
repair it, viii give you two.
He who has plenty of brass can gener-
ally getit off for gold. osio5
Mr.. Snooks was advised to get his life
ms red. 9W on do it, said he;ssit would
be my luck to live forever if should.
Those who make sales to Uncle Sam in
this war may not be war-herses, but they
are generally tremendous chargers.
So you are going to teach school said
young lady to her maiden aunt. "Weli,
for my part, sooner, than do that, j would
marry widower with nine children,
II would prefer that myself, was the
quiet reply, bat where's the widower.-
That's what's the matter
Rude white boy-Clear the track mig
gert - 81 g
Small American Citizen of African de-
cent Now you jas lutfsme lone guess
you'll wish you was nigger yourself
! afore dis wars over.--Erchange.
A Yankee editor lately closed leader
In this unhappy strain:-',The sheriff )
officer is waiting for us in the other room,
SO we have no opportunity to be pathetic;
We are.wanted aud must go, Delinquent
subscribers, you have much to answer
for. Heaven may forgive you, but we
never can.
fsJosey being rather remiss In his Sun
= day school lesson, the teacher remarked
that beshadn't very good memory. NO
ma am" said he, hesitating, but have
got frstrate forgetteryP
The Loyal Leaguers of Connecticut
arc waiting for good chance to drop
3 Lincoln like hot potato.
In MarveLsays he has no faith in cats,
they are cold blooded race, they are
the politicians among domestic animals;
they care little who is master or what
are thesoverturnings, SO their pickings
are secure, and what are their midnight
eaueusses but primary meetings 5s
A col, rcd woman living in Canada
West is ensagei in the recruiting busl-
Eess, and reached New Haven day OF
two SIN ;e with twenty nine men; WHO were
all accepted.
A gentleman from Missouri, in Con
.gress, ,requsted permission to make an
honest speech, the other day. 1t was Of
course, prolntly decided to be out OF Or
der in that body. ffsz
A Democrat, talking the other day oi
.Callicot, the fellow who betrayed hi,
constituents aud sold himself for the
Speakership OF the New York Assembly
denounced him as a bad man. 'Perhaps
50, said charcoal politician, ssbut ht
was . good eaoush Democrat only lev
years ago. Yes, said the Democrat
good enough to make Republican lea
der Of. 1T IS rather Significant comIne N
on the moral status OF the two parties
that the worst man of the one should b,
deemed fit for the craftsmanship of the
etherI The dialogue was not continu
sed.sseaa ess Eaa sD gAaa@
Madam said . very polite traveller t,
testy old landIady, if i, see proper t,
help myself to this milk is there an,
improprietysin it2"s asiS s7lB
II don't know what you mean; but
you mean to insinuaie that there il. any
thing nasty in the milk. I'll give you t
understand that you've struck the wron
house There amt . first hair in it. fo
as soon Dorothy Ann told me the ca
was. drowned in the milk went straigh
and strained it over
siaq The young man tainted.
hFigs and proclamations are penned.-
The latter are cut up to show their worth
~lessness, and the former to be cured.
Latest Styles-The latest style of hoo
skirt is the, self-adjusting, double-back
action, hustle etrucian, face pansior
Piccolomina attachment; gossamer, inde
sstructible policiticomoram, succedaneun
szItsisd said to be q charming thins
Ahem lsisss-sazeess q ksaaaasq vo2 a
A Canadian girl put off her weddin
and lost her lover because she couldn
settle upon the sixth bridesmaid.
lea Life does not depend upon butter, say
the Newburyport derald, and it counsel
the public TO stop eating it. Treaole
prime as p substitute. 81
Judge Fitch, of the Lucas Count,
Ohio, Court Of Common Pleas, recent
decided,tha divorces granted by the Ii
diana Courts between parties who are nc
residents of Ohio, are not valid in Ohic
and that any marriage contracted in thi
State by persons thus divorced is void.
81 a man in Albany gave $500 piano t
the Sanitary Fair, took one ticket him
self in the lottery, and got the piano.
'sDelr little things, = as the lady ofth
house s;iiwhen her husband presente
her with few punches of wee spring rad