The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1864-01-22
=, Local and Miscellaneous.
Mr.. Nasby establishes African slavery
Church NV the Slawterd Innocents.)
(Lait st. ValmdIgum,
Jan. the 10th, "a.

Trubbles ar 4 cumin upon me
thicker and faster. "Men change,
but prinsipples, never" hcz bin a
motto NV mine fer yeers, and blecv-
iu in the CRATE prinsipple NV the
strong ownin the week, or in uthor
words, Slaivry, shel never Geese
my efrortsto maik it universal. Their
bein Unreasonable prejodis in the
minds NV the week wnns NV my con I
grcgashen agifst bcin the perpetooal
seryance NV them rs nacher hez maid
to rool, cald meetin NV my flock,
TO consider the matter l inter.
doost the matter thus:
By Onesimus and Ilager provd
that siaivry wuz skriptooral.
BY ''cussid be Kanan," ct settry, I
shode concloosivly that the nigger
wuz the identkkle indiviUle who wuz
to he the sed slaiv aforesed.
Then it wuz put TO vote and it wuz
.unanimusly resolvd that Aferken
slaivry be interdoost amongst us. /
,notist with pleasure that the poorer
the indiyijjle, the moar anxshus he
seemd to own Niger.
Opinyuns wer then interchange.
Absolum Kit, who is n carpenter,
and who never sav'd doler, hevin
alluz he'd sick wife and large fam
ly NV small Children, sed he felt that
CRATE work he'd bin dun that mite.
The prowd Anglo saxun hoom ma
cher intendid to rool, he'd bin that
mite elewatid 2 his normel speer.-
Hcntz4th ther wuz no moar labor fer
him. lie he'd contrak to bid n
howse fer brother Podhammer, and
he he'd no doubt that the brethring
who WIZ blest with menes wood maik
up puss, aud enable him buy a
nigger carpenter to do his werk.
Brother Podhammer ariz. He, NV
coarse. wood he glad to assist broth
or Kit, but dooty his family re q.
uwird diffrent line nv ackshen. His
lice wuz to purchis niger carpent-
er hizself, and
"WHATr exclaimd Kit.
D..lo. DoIka,,,,or rasoNp,I III
intendid to buy nigger carpenter
'hisself, and bild his house. The
cheef buty NV the CRATE system, and
the wun that maiks it altogether luv
ly, is that yoo kin BUY yoor laber.
But" sed Kit, 'wat kin ! do, eff
yoo work nigger carpenters p
-"Trooly," sez Podhammer, II kno
not. A carpenter kin be purchist fer
$1,000, the intrest NV which sum is
500, and his keepin say 800 more,
per annum. Now ef brother Kit III
KUN to them wagis, and be modritlvI
umble, | mite, fer his saill, forcgo.
the exsquisit pleshur Nv hevin n mig
ger to fog, and still employ him
But" seL Kit, turnin pail, my
family wood starve on them wagis,
WV mite ez well he niger myself.
At this pint lifted up my voise.
/ exorted bro. kit to patience. The
crate Dimocratic iee that cappytal
shood own laber must be establisht.
Itmay bare hard upon indiviijles, but
wat then? John Rogers went camly
to the stake fer prinsipple. Ef bro.
Kit doth not like to accept his nor
mel condishn to-wunst, he kin 60 to
sum less faverd country, whcr the
crate instooshn is not establish.
Bro. Podger, blacksmith, sed he
spozd the rich uns wood buy a niger
blacksmith and let him emigrait.
Bro. Snipcs, plastrer, maid sim
Ter obserwashen.
Bro. Punt, a brick-layer, remarkt
likewise.
Whereupon, they all, in korus, sim
ilerly exclamd they'd see us d--d
fust, and then they woodent.
Wherupon they reconsidderd the
resolushen establishin slavry.
Kit and his herrytix wuz not at
church last Sundy, and the Postmas-
ter told me that they he'd sent orf II
club fer the Moo York Triboon
Trooly, reformer's Jerdon is a
hard rode to travel l believe.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
Paster Nv sed Church, in charge.