, 1864-02-07
T I II E
I T f If
IL Z T I
F. NJ I r

English language which eau thus be arraug-
cd; and the different t.anspositions thereof
arc all, at the same time, Latin words. These
words in Ena!sh, a. Wen Us IN matin %%hy %Syg
EnriIsh e Eli VOID Mof5s a Rtime, item,' ameti''
and "emit'' to send forth}, are mentioned
above; and Of the Latin ones, time s!g-
nihes .fcar thou - Item >, "aksWlse;" a;st
buys" |
POEM WITH 20 yowELs But O.
The following is ingcnlousV constructed,
containing no vowelbnt o. It Is entitled
uIncontrovertible facts"
se aHR1 ss gssss S Sc
From Don}ou top no O1onoeko rolls.
Logwood: not lotos, Hoods onoFto's bowls.
So cool monEoons blow eoit on Oxford dons,
3ss saoW
On London eho@,-tfnntB no hop blossoms grow.
70 crooks d gold no dodo looEs Tor food;
On soft cloth footstools noold fox doth brood
Long stor1n.toas sloops foriorn work on to port.
Rocks do not roost On spoons, nor Woodcocss
Nor dog On snowd.op or On coltsfoot rolls.
Nor common frog cc1eocts long protocols"
a Indy occupying room letter B st ono OF
the hotels wrote on the slate the following:
"Wnke letter Bat scTen; and # letter says
you let letter be, letter will be IN .blc TO
1T ts' haifpast nif s seven. e Te porter: better
boot.black than orthographist, did not know
ut seven whether to wake ''lctter b' or "let
her be-"
The story is quite old Of Mr.. 0ttiwell
Woods way Of spelling his name:
40, double r,
/, double U,
E, loablc L.
double 2,
II. son0le o.
The lawyer who asked him IN court how to
spell 1t, was unable to write 1t down. Most
people remember, too. the way VIC spelled
s.N oodlonse" In onr childhood.
Double double 0 double D, E,
Il, o, double U. double S, E.
It wasn't correct but 1t made a rhyme.
A deacon once proved that It was entirely
corret to put a, the singular article, before
plural nouns, aa the prayer hook taught him
to eay omen.
Somebody has exercised himself in produ-
cling the following:
Charles Z. x king Of Franco, was 1travagantly
-tolled, hut is x,eeding!y 1ecrated. he xhibited
ztsaordinary scel1encc IN 1teencJ; ne wns KEN. r.
was Katie under 1hortattoD. xtfeme n 1citsment,
and 1tsaos1inary in stempors xptesssonh III nc Mas
asance, 1i1ed-and xpfred In xile.
The preacher WIS. thought master Of his
art who told his congregation that they were
uthe chickens Of tic Church, the sparroTs
Of the Spirit, and the sweet swallows OF sal
| yation.h ~
Here is Anglo Saxon couplet By Goldman:
/ Firum folden
| Frae almightig. >, .,..
In "Pierce Plowman's Vision" written
| five hundred years ago, ALTERATION is the
prevailing loEm IN ine aoM3~.1g sRse1m;. ana i;ne
| we nave Two neul1etlcna "lAeteA ~ ~ tttc
bsSep hsSht s9sn oura nd bn9ea
4 rhymester named Aie4anas5 ocotl, III III
| Queen of SCOTS, concluded with stanza
lnnnlns NUS; ,,-,,oso
! "EIesh, fnlEent. 1oWtst fragrant uo"e5 iptWoHe+
Lantern to love o. aoies 70 ap ~ .na "a
CoetfJ Wa!sE cnasle, ealeA ea1oaoetS 1oo s'4So~'
Milton speaks in Paradise Lost Of
| "Behemoth, biggest born q earth"
! Recent poets are full Of ALTERATION. Even
10 n,Fa prose- a''o IL a'A''' ''1's "'''' -
| APT am'e,auoa at'4a4 uaa4 a.u .;-,.,s
| Is often evoked. Une oI E9e oest ePeIinero
Of ALTERATION on an e1tenaea sSale Ii lef ~ ~
1-o5e There ARE different readings, but this
Z the one given In Henry Southgafe's 'sMany
Thoughts on Many thangs an4 aaoptea u ~ ~
| Cbombefs: O4pueus -. As.t, - o.e ;a ~ 49,
letters, giSes very lnYsnlonss, sp5elauen
called "Age, biuntls cons1oeseo' "no eoAi-
| menc1ng-
"As age adEances, ails and aches attend,
Backs builded b1oadest ouraensoms11 oena,; a;
Here Is anotner co11ect ullo spn'teo 'Ps~'
men: - ,.,z,ox,,n
f1isS Fl ssaees ehs sess adIasst an sgs aesssd
eiaas & 5's' eaaEsrea @ eou1sFs s5asssa saodsas
Deal deep''' deposed. eloes'a''- oe'o'