The weekly union record., 1864-09-03
A Missionary IN Dr. 0ld's New Church Or.
dained by.Rev. Petroleom.V. Nasby.

Last Sunday we had an improvn seezen Robert
looms Punt who hez been q study in fer the min.
istry with me for the past weeks, was zentt and
ord4nd- He Is a yooth Of much promise. He vo-
ted Bookanon, and only is years old, swor in his
vote with cooluess and eggsited the admirashun
nv the pattraTks at the biznis. ! kin safely say
that he hez wh,id m0ar AbliShnists, busted moar
Methodist brethrin and uther hetordoX churches
than any Dimocrat " his age in the stait. He
hez a brilyunt iucher.
After the usual questions wuz put him and sat
isfactorily anseIed. the congrega>hen dismist,
aud in the presents Nv the elders and dekuns alone
I delivered the fo.lowiu;
CHARGE.
Bryther-Hevin lin reglery ordand, it only re-
names fer me IL give yOo word OF conncii. Yoo
air Eoin into the apossal bizns at rayther unav.
arabic time. Man which Is born woman hez
trouble fer his inheItance--lve he'd so much Nv it
that il he'd to do il over agin wouldent be born
at all.
The polke hevns is overcast with protenshus
clowds. The ftenin OF wrath IL leapn from wun
to another wilst the thunder which was wunst at
distuns now rOres anErily in Gus ears. The old
ship Democracy Is tossing madly on to the wild
waves, with marry sail set. her seems open, the
We foreign element to her insides.) rushn
A. The stiddiest part her crew seized the botes
and abandoned her, and the rest Nv EN- er itn fer
the helum.
In the meentime the old ship is dashin past the
haven of destruct>hen. To you IS entrusted part
part Nv the work of savin her. Let me entreet
yO1.
l. Avoid the soldiers. With them 700 hev moth
in in common. Wunst a PARTY Nv um maid me
drink pint Nv water aud take the oath of a.leii
nse which outrage tollred by CONGESTION " the
bowls and inflammation of toe brane.
,. Allus preech agin the niger It's soothing 70
q ginOOne coastootionel suthren rites dimocrat to
be constantly told that thar is race Nv meaner men
than he is. Besides its sate-the niger haz no
vote. If he had we might vary,
5. Alluz hev master. The stats rites dmocrisy
aluz sympathlze with a that is in bosteels fer
sympathysen with the sowth, for nun ov um kno
how soon their turn may kun.
/. Preech agin a:nalgamashen at least Sundays
per manth. A man Nv straw that you set up yer
sell is the eeseist down per;ikelery if yoo SET him
up with a view OF nockin him down.
5. Allus diloot yoor whisky fer converts. 1t
talks much 10 convert a Ablishinist. and ef VOC
use the pure artlkkle II wood kill ordinary con
stooshen afore ID hev TO vote, which wood De ag-
gTevating.
6. Sarch the skripters fathefully for sech pas
SaSz ez kussed be Kanan, servance obey your mas
ters, and sich.
letters 80 fXt in yoor mind that when yoo quote
trum a book or newsn aper. yoa hold it rite side up
Eddicashen heZ BIN great help to me.
5 Lern 10 spell and pronownce Missenesenash-
IN. Its good word.
The crate leding lees nv our sekt which il is
yoor dooty to inkulkate is these. The nigger's a
ape, linkin goriller, JEFF. Davis 4 chrischen gen
tleman, the rebeyun a struggle fer rites the sojer
a bloody tool, Ben. Butler bcest ct setera. Yoo
air never hleeve in Federal victrys, but must al
las credit contedrite successes. " oodent advice
700 to let yoor fath in the COnedrisy 80 so fur
10 talk lheir scrip On yer salary, neethef wood
bum greenbaCX.
hey dun. Go my bruther. Let yer poler star
be Dimocrisy, yer rallin cry. The Yoonyun ez ct
wuz-the Co, stooShun ez II IL" which is atitood
ous fife the good ite and the time will cum when
You kin lay orr yer arms and with p. NJ" after
yer naim. enjoy the repose that allus follows well
Glrectee and wIgerohs effort.
Bro. Pnnt started TO day for Sou. Illinoy, where
lie has congreesashen.
PETROLEUM Y. Massey,
Pastor Nv sed Church, in charge.