Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-03-15


make his happiness. No cloud of such
cruel doubt and error must stay between
them.
And when the golden head was draWn
close to Rodneyss heart Frank brushed of
the tears from his own cheeks 10 say cheer.
lily: ..ss,-.s7 s,r ~ t-.so...,as..
comes to you go WELL REcoMMENDED.
eds -.ea -f.ie -s-f.
Rules for the Preservation OF
Health.
Wash yourself now and then.
Change your inner garments OCCASION
, Chew your meat; eschew greasy gra-
vies. $3.50. f.s....-..-. -.
Don't chew your tobacco.
Drink as little as you choose. h--= '.-
Don't eat much more than your stomach
will hold. - s.ssf5riz7 - s..z f--..--
Keep your temper. s- ..-r .-.-..
Temper your keep.
IL soldier, don't rest on your laurels
until they have been well aired. sag "a
Avoid falling out about about triaes
Fall out of the window as seldom as pos
sible.
your constitution requires ycu to sleep
during the sermon, see that the sexton mas
az aired night cap for you and hOd of
bot bricke to put TO your feet.
Keep your mouth shut op dusty days.
Never open your mouth 10 frosty wealth
Close your mouth very tight when the
wind blows from the east.
If your business compels you to 90 out
before breakfast, have some breakfast
nr6t. "a ~ frg ~ 1.r -
Ifitis wet under foot. bODse your poor
feet
Beware Of the ices Of Summer and the
SHOWS Of Winter. .1'rara4
Do not swallow too many teIegraEms.
Keen of the streets when gold is fall
ing.
If the silver of advancing years in on
your head, don't change if for paper.
DON'T let your circulation slacken; espe-
ciaily if you are newspaper man.
Use tooth powder instead of gunpow-
Neither sleep iu hot rooms nor eat much.
rooms.
Live On six nickel cents day, bat don't
earn them, as some wretched spectators
are doing now.
-Partake sparipgly Of wild fOwl-particu-
larly Of the ''canards" that come from the
army.
Violate. psrsisteutIy, all the sanitary
rules insisted on by Halls Journal Of
Health. tss. ,e.,,i.4f .rs.-,-,,..s =
If you cannot Tor the milk in the cocoa
NUT do not hesitate 70 make free use Of
| IL. s:i Yf1siI 1rs1 10 E.EtrlT .r'r VI
Never est your own words, uoless you
are msdly DESTROYS Of giving an additional
flavor to the cup of bitterness.
Should your Thermometer indicate an
extreme degree of cold or beat, IumeTse II
| 10 cold or hot water, until il arrives at q
proper sense Of MS duty. s-s ...
Ifyou are subject to swelling, wear kid
] gloves next your skin.
Rise early before you are twenty five il
possible. sfa. t...rsT gts.
Don't let your phsique 90 to the dogs.
| Always dress yourself with care.
Never dress your salad with cod liver
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CRowDIGG A BACHELOR What did you
come here stter?' inquired Miss Susan
Diaper, of a bachelor friend, who made her
call when the rest Of the people were
gore out. .fzslst a tl-1- ~ e. tiala
] Il came to borrow some Matches be
meekly replied.
Matches that's likely story. Why
don't you make a match3 know wbai
you came for exclaimed the delighted
Miss, as che crowded the old bach eloF int
corner, you came to kiss and hug me
almost to death, but you shan't-vithout
you are the atrongeet, and tie Lord kiloIc'
you arel
/ Papa, said q little urchin to his fathel
the other day, Il saw q printer 60 dowI
street just now p
Did you, sonny, how did you know the
the person was printer y slass 2
cause i do, papa Us4 ,ss-oBal F.e.
But be might have been carpenter,
blacksmith or shoemaker -ss.s Il III
'Oh, no, papa, he was printer, for b.
was guaVing q bone, be had no stocking
on, the crown was out oil. bis hat and bi
coat vas all torn. Tm certain he wac
printer,p 'h tas,i O. Efr s u5i
What is the reason that men never kis
each other, while the Indies waste Worl'
Of kisses on feminine faces. said the Cap
tain to Gussie the other day. up ct the MOI
, NAL.
Gussis cogitated mioute, and then an
, swered: -
Because men have something better
kiss, aud women hsven't.
!, The Captain rsaw i4' immediate
; ly,0sg5 80. .L..-a.l LIZ ~ zt.l .ls
wife, wife. do pull down one wick .
that lamp. You will ruin me BY your ez
travsgances
s'Yesi husband, lid not zee that it Ma
Nov. wife, 90 aud feed the two does.-
!, | got Q pound Of beafetsak for them yeste
! day.. bisr. "a vs.vsp -,
: There is youog beau in town Who b
3 been so long kept in suspense BY bis sEe,
4 heart that be has 90 need TO buy any sui