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o. 8. 1910 Bonds.

Thsss eonGsss istssi sn&sf ass ~. oeoAWoas q
March ~, tas, which provides thaSll BoAAs lsslaa
undsr this ACT shan b ExESPT From TARA.
TfoE By OF unAsr nnf ssAio Of murAdpal aulhonly.
subsor.p.. .ons 70 shsss eonds are fonatSd y unlet
States notos or notes Of Nssona Ba1hs. Thel aso
ToBEREDeEncD IN colN. ss u: piOasut6 of,hs
Government, a; tE5 pSOA. sei - tAaa isa esfse'e
tAas fo-+y tea-s from thes dsle sni antl shsf y.
dompton FIVE PER CENT. INTEREST WILL b
PAID m COIN. % eonAI Of no. over one hundrsd
dollars annually. and On al other Bonds ssmiannp-
ally. The inssrss: 10 payable % iha Eat dAys q
AArch ind septer1bsf Ia eschSea
sahi3ribcrS VII rooslVs either nestysfsd or Coo.
pan Bonds, Gs they may prefer. RssiStsrsd bOads
ara recoriSd on the books o: the g. Trsasrfs and
can bs t-anaserrsd only on the owners orisF oeu.
pon Bonds are payable to boArsr, and are Ofs sea'
vOaient :or commercial usss.
subse.bers V his loea viii have ths opeea ofh6V.
ing Their Bonds draw Interest from March Let, By
paving the accrued interest in con-sor In united
states nots,, os the notes Of SGtonL Banks. addAe
a.ty per osnt for prsruiu:n or receive them draw.
ing interest from the date Of saOschpton and dspOs.
Al these Bonds are
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aIOO Local Bounty.

Greenfield township is paying and
will pay 500 local Bounty until her
quota under the late call is filled.
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A REMEDY FOR PILEs.-Itis blessing to the
suffering TO know thatwe have an efeotual cure for
this truly troublesome disease. Mr.. j. p Hazarde,
OF l6i Second street, Cincinnati, oho takes great
pleasure in informing all who are suffering with piles
that he used small quantity OF stricklands Pile
Remedy, and IL effected q permanent. cure. This
seems TO be the case with all who make use of this
splendid preparation, II is manufactured at No. 6
East Fourth ST., Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Mem rtisrmrnts. :.
MASONIC CALENDAR.
REGULAR COMMUNICATIONS,
LANCASTER LoDoE, No. E7,....y.-...Aue is, 1874.
jdiSHscs-16. ''''''4''
REaUEkR coMKUNIcAr1oHs
SE<R~eR.

IHEoM the pasture Geld on John 8. prasos's farm,
IL on or about the 18th Of July, 1894 BAY HORSE,
sixteen hnds high large and fat and igine In front
from the sweeney. Any one taking up such described
horse and letting the undersigned kloR of the same,
will be Literally Rewarded II. JOHNSON. r
Lancaster, Ohio, July25.2wH
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Devol's Foundry.
GILBERT DEVOL

Would respectfully inform the public that he 70
gotten nm neE OROsssbUT SAVING IIs
CHINE which gives the best satisfaction. Ne makOs
two sizes which can be attached 10 tho NAssilon ot
Screws and Presses, and few Sugar Ml1s-SrRo UIso
IS inch rollers; horizontal, rollere
Don't forget the place, at the West end Of Main
street, Just over the canal. q. DEVOi.
Lancaster, June 80 1884,
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aas.a or rli1a,id csza.y Ua4.r "a. lat.

auots Of FairAsid csHnty UIdsr tAs late
Cell.
The foll,wing letter from Commits
siOner Kagay explains itself;
CIRcLEvILLE, ONO,
July 25th, 1894.
Eds. Gazette The quota ofthe 18th
District is 3,O40. Fairfeld's quota is
71O. The quotas Of the difereOt
townships are as follows:
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NOGh0A.

GTATtNJ soli out my Stock Of Hardware, re
EE quest all my Of dcu.tomers knowing thein7sve,
% Be indebted to me, 10 call and settle their sc
counts either by cash note before the 1mh 81 Au
gust next ran he found Gt my Office, in the TALL
mAdge Block, up stairs, opposite wm
FL. BovI%1.
Lancestcr. Julr L. lssA-cv
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DS-Finck made Copperhead speech,
at Somerset, on the 4th inst, in favor
ofnpeaco" and an .''armistice."
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= S4Seo advertisement Of stray horse
in another column.
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Letter from the I2th U. 3. Infantry.
CAMP OF 18TH U. S. INFANTRY,
NrAR pFrFRSRIrRn Xn

NEAR PETERSBURG, va,
July 18th, 1864. }
Editor of Gazette - Having never
seen q published list of casualties of
Co. A, I'd Battalion 18th U. S. Infant
ry, (recruited at Lancaster), and as
they have friends in common with
other soldiers, you will oblige the wri-
ter, and doubtless confer great favor
upon many of your readers and the
friends of the parties, by giving the
following a place in your columns.
Capt. T. NJ. Anderson, woundedin right
hip.
Scrgt Phineas Clark, wounded in arm
and chin.
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iiNoAsTER MARKET!

Corrected Weekly by H. A. Gebelein, City Gfocer.l
v, Wheat 1oSS5 CoHee-SS@so
Rye-I 20@I Is Moiasses-I80
Oats-00@66c Whiskey-2 500
Barley-l 20@I 30 Salt 90 per hA
Corn-9b@l % Butter-20 to %
Clover Seed--T 0d47 so Errs-ibc
Flax Seed-~2 00G2 rs Lard--lb9l6c
Potatoes-new 90 Tallow-f0ellc
Feathers --36140o Dried Apples2 kOa3 4
Baoon-i0@lIc White Beant-2 T6@s
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31
Job Interpreted.

The KinderhOok Rough Notes gAs Of
the following joke about Job:
at is supposed by many unthirking
persons who read the Scriptures 10 the
same careless manner that they run thro'
a Dewspaper-tsking everything tLey read
IN literal sense that old Dot vas actu>
ally rfhicted with boiIs and sores. Now.
to the casual reader, this deduction is
plain enough; but when his reupa,iop is
taken into consideration. very different
conclusion will be arrived at.
dob, it will be recOlleeted, was a printer
or. what is about the SAINT thing. he
wished his words were printed in book:
and those bnils were nothing more than
his non>psying subscribers, The thought
Ut whose delin9uencies wers really a
plague to him whenever a bill br paper or
other materials came in. as thee subscrip
tions were depended upon to realize the
amount due Yet they merely prove the
evidence of things hoped for, but the sub
stance OF things not seen.
Then these 'comforters' that surrounded
hlm-they were creditors, whose contiual
cawlng for pay was enough to make man
ieel sore all over. as well as mean enough
to creep into an ash heap, and scratch
himself all over with pot huk or clam
shell. by way of working off the exta 'bile.
Ihats what the matter was with JOB.
We can sympsth,se with hin, for we are
often placed in the sams fix,auc have even
got such 'spelP on now. NUhiug but a
rev 'greenbaeks' will remove il"
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Little ThlnRa

Everything is beautiful when il is little
-(except souls)-little lambs, little birds,
little kittens. little children.
Little martin boxes of houses are pensr
ally the most cOsy; little villages are nearer
to being atoms Of a scattered paradise than
any thing we know of. Litils fortunes
bring the most comfort, and lit,l. hopes the
least disappointment.
Little words are sweetest to hear. and
little charities fly farthest, and stay lone.
est on the wind. Little lakes are stiI,est
little hearts the fullest. and the IittIs
farms the best titled Little books the
most read, and little songs the best Low.
ed.
And when nature would make ANYTHING
especially rare and beautiful she makes i
little; little pearls, little diamonds, little
dews "'i'
Hagar's is model prayer, but tber Il is
i:ttle prayer, and the burden of the nett.
tion is for little. The Sermon on the Mount
is little, but the last dedicated discoprse
was two hours. The Roman said Penn
Vidt, pict.' ] came, / cav, | couonered-
out dispatches nowadays are longer than
the battles they tell of.
everybody calls that little which thew
rove best upon earth. We once beard a
good sort of man speak of bis little wife:
ana we fsncied she must be a perfect bii;ioa
Of woman. ~"
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31
billings ON DraftinE.

There are some nice points 10 drafting
operations which are extensively discussed
IN the red-ribbOn circles The most lucid
explanation of few of these Is given by
Josh Billings: ,
Wilder wimmin, and their only son, IL
xempt, provided tie widder's husband has
already sarved 2 years in the wa, and il
willing to 60 again / believe the su-
prems corte has decided this thing for
ever.
Once more: II a man should run ava
with bis draft, he probably wouldn't ever
be allowed to stand the draft again; this
looks sevear at fust site, bus the more w
look at it. the more yu can Sc the wisdom
into it, sa B. l-sG
Once morely: Xsmpts are those who
have been drafted into the stait prizzsn for
trying to git an honest living bi support
ing wives at onst; also, ell them people
who are cfszee and nnsouD6 on the goose |;
aiso' al nusepaper corresponding and
fools general.
0ace merely again No substitutes will
be acksepted who is less than three or more
than ten feel high; he must kno how 20
chew tobacker aud drink poor xhiskee.
and musn't be afeerd of the itch nor the
rebels. Moral charaketer amt reouired. as
the government furnishes that and ra-
sbuns.
CODclusively; No person can be drafted
but twice in 2 different phases without his
consent; but all men has a right TO be
GRATED at least oust; don't think even
rIt OF habeas corpus could deprive a man
OF this last blessed privilege.
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VOL. q NO. 81


Yice. &c il is bDderbtood according 10 the
modern acceptation, j. Of two kinds. RepteeI
and sulgafs I'D the iistinction takes its
rise from SIMILAR division of societv.-
True y bat gentility has come to be q
NOSE un4 niog word still its ,emEIsy
ment lpoI14tes certain animus. and it;is
therefote noticeable. Whenever vice az.
sumes the genteel phase, itsrnad5e under.
goes series Of mutations. aad the adop.
tion Of a specipus etymolOgy cloaks- The
degree OF moral tufpitude which it's com
mission involves. By this euphuistic iplao.
that Yhi1h would be said 10 indicate Grim.
inal 81 n the vulgar, is said only TO in.
dicale . among tina genteel; 60 that
awhlc1 among the farmer becomes
only Alt ia among the latter. By
fhe same ro ptrage becomes skylarkiaT 7,
AID mqf' an ,'unfortunats occur.
Did this d .fabIe distinction. have none
othsE;then 40 etymplaRical di<tihotlon. dii
bio oplelel 10nteht itt5l merely with
eepl uisus. tbefe would Be Sigh Ter grounds
Iof6tlacking what might then Be looked
ppDn asa foihis Unfortuaafelg. however.
the principle is carried into pfactice -
Genteel vice is carefully censursd ;zvuiear
vice Is delivered over to condign punish-
ment. For murder We have the eslIows J:
fOran unfortunate occurrence q foe !:
for their, The prisOn for kletptomania,
compassion. the regrets offriendp, and
prescription from the doctor. The DAYS
when the golden calf was worshiped has
only given Ilace to the days Of golden
calves and the reform consists ouly in
raj r.
While such distinction exists and IL
recognised alike in the form of society and
at the seat of justice. We may consider the
millennium as indefinitely postponed
Vice, whether committed by the pauper or
the attachee or our best society, is after
all. oUly vice and when we attain to that
unbiased wisdom which leads us to detect
equal obloquy in the act of each, we shall
be somewhat nearer to that true perfection
to which it is the business of mankind to
aspire. :
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

quietly Eot info Bed by h I'D { as
the hour y far later Than hpf nsa time
ct refining she bad h6fself IS - h1ie-
diately aeleeP, from HbIt1 only
aroused 81 Tie scfes of g ming
Fighslnf oc6uba1t q Sci 1IkS BAN.
A che ontl 6k561 s. Irs D sins
ole end ssidE Iidl sxb 1t5li9 she
onanino1s VI et q ali pres 81 81 M
stauelg le1 'efs shas fbe lad 6I' Z 4 de-
l1an mora sinne "a ms Ssp
sin1 4 fasfies we're d Gohssqul56
e. le6oheiles, and retired b Themes,
'ys apeftments with appareBtly bod
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0al3 III 6tlisf day ook nerves IRE
worked np 10 he ekblosi0h point B 10
aots6ns 81 lloas s0fgicef cperafioibg
Wiieh 1 Nadali 8 traehea wal. 6pede 8
remove silver dime which lad ibid
Ftbefe. And bow on earth did an
I dine ttef Ret int6 woman,e Wi1eEir1
beeabae she Na5 ~
laughed with Der m5oth fun 6f sma.
coins. Was there no other place Rher
she could keep her small change3
We do feel sorry for a creeping baH
when it gets bold Of the CRATE or stovS6y
mistake, or cuts its fingers, or bump its
head, but for grown up people who sler
from their own recklessness We hav no
patience.
What is the use Of woman CONVEYING
her mouth into pin cushion. and hen
expecting our sympathy, when s1den
sneeze o. an unexpected cough mSrils
her lief
What is the use of man balaninp
himself on an oscillating chair, insted Of
sitting mp straight like a Christian Z Are
We expected to find vinegar and brow pa
per for the confusion on the back # his
head when finally he comes down nth a
crash (serves him right?
What is the use Of q woman's uckinp
the ears with long knitting nedle, as
half the women do, when q child rlnninc
against her would send the insument
three inches into her brain, if ae has
got any?
What is the use of q man banding q
loaded gun as though it were a broom
handle.A and then accuse Providsncebecause
the charge goes into his head or foot OF
some other part Of the fiody, as be might
have known it would2
What is the use of q woman's buyipe
arsenic to poison rats. and putting il just
where the children will be sure to get al
itr What does she suppose her reasoning
faculties were given to her for :?
hat is the use of leaving children tc
play by themselves in q room whore ther,
10 tire, or pOstponing the sweeping Of
that dangerous chimney until 'to.norrow?'
What Is the use of srdangering life bv
the use of the iend camphene az long as
anything else will give Gght2 Those who
persist in this practice must have 6 greater
fancy for being burned to death than tie
rest of the world
In short what is the use of careless peo-
Iie ?
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

Our Egyptian landlord probably feI, like
the Hoosier botel keeper under similar cir.
cun,starces A pedestrian called unon him
and staid over night. for which the demand
was $3.50. '"' NC =
why iaudlord,' exclaimed the traveller,
this is an outrageous bill.'
You mean its big 'un,' INQUIRED the
lmpurterabis Boniface.
Yes
wei stranger, we keep tavern here.
very weIl-whst has that t. do with
ten dollars
We'll, what Of that?'
You are the 6rst traveller ,hst,s besn
along here for three weeks and / tell We
We cart afford to keep tasero for nothing
we can'tp
The man paid.
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You are Ashly Lee 2
And you love me 2

Years age. when the capital of Sucker.
dom was somewhat smaller than now
when Lincoln, DJuglas, Bake-, John Cal.
honn. McDougal and others used to play
ball and leap frog where the state house
now stands-tbat rare character, Judge
Thomas q. Browne, infested the place
lie was rare character, in his Ways
dry as the remainder biscuit of a long
voyage" but amusing and sometimes cut
ting witbal. He went to California, since
which time We know little of him, Bot
never mlnd-if death has not found him.
one OF Uncle Abe's tax-gatherers will
his ideas OF the perils Of practising law 10
Illinois, IN early times, was rather graph.
&c. Instances On the occasion. after he
had changed his residence TO Peoria, he
came down to Springfield on a visit. 10
the bar room of the American, one eve.
ming. be casually spoke OF attending court
10 Peoria. ClrI =
Are you acquainted much in Peoria,
sir inquired person near. .r.l
Pretty WE'LL
DO you know lawyer up there-Mr.
R|P @
Yes
How is be getting along p
oh. first rate-deVilish lucky man,
He's getting considerable land, isn't
be p
Yes--a good deal-dsvilish lucky
man
Has pretty large practice p
4es-large--deSilish lucky man,
Look here. judge. said the man. evideu.
tiy puzzled, what do you mean by bis be-
ing devilish lucky2'
'MeanS Why, ! call any lawyer lucky
that practises law in Illinois nine years
without getting int the penitentia-
ry.'
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

l heard, years ago, the late Rev. James
b Finley, of 0hiO-the Old Chief, as We
called him-reiate tie following 80.
de was wild boy, and took full part
IN all the fun, frolic. and 'devilment. which
was 80 prominent a feature Of our Yves eru
lite IN Its earlier days. There was q prac-
tIce 10 vogue in those days Ct parties steal.
ing into melon-patcbes at night, eating the
luscious fruit to their utmost capacity, and
then making general smash up Of the
balance. This was certainly rather rough
and malicious fun; but as few except
close listed farmers were visited. who
were stingy of melons, the practice wac
rather popular than otherwise.
There was a German 10 the ueiehhor.
hood who had received some slight from
one OF bis nearest neighoors, and media.
ted revenge. One day. in the nelonsesg.
on. be came to young Finley aud proposed
that they should have good time IN =
melon-patch that night. The matter waa
soon arranged, the time aud place of rem.
devious appointed The night was dsfk.
and proved chilly for the season, and when
the Dutchman appeared be brought a bot.
tie OF apple bTandy--or apple lack. AZ is
was generally called-of which be I,ad Al.
ready imbibed freely. Long before day.
Iight toe parties returned to their homes.
the Dutchman elated and chuckline over
the CONSERVATION with which his neieh-
Dor would be filed in the morning. ,Fiu.
ley, however. was 10 more than Usually
pleasant mood, and certainly bad no com
FUNCTIONS Of conscience for the pars be
had in the trick He was ct work near
the house IN the afternoon when be say
he Teutonic friend approaching. with
countensnce in which sorrow and anger
were equally combined. Finley starred 10
meet him, saluting him:
How are you, Johnny Didat We have
big time last night? p
oh Shin fJiasf, dem was nine own
melons DAT We proke last night. Whas
fol We is 7 burst out the agoniEine Datch,
man. -
Finley consOIed him ss best he could
and bis friend never suspected that the
sad mistake was only the trick Of sober
rogue played ct on drunken one.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

II IN Sparta yonng man purchased an
estate upon advantageous terms. or made
"Dat Is termed "a good bargain ne was
rendered accountable to the State. and
nned Tor being unjust and buying thing
under ITS value. Our practice is the re-
serse-the young man who can make the
best bargin is the smartest.
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BY g. 8 g. ZAR / "a
Rto6 ne stas Rsais !.

100 ne .'s-ss !.
~ sner ~ kele 1lANl-tt.
fsras I elu.,a;,as !; -. :
~ marching IL rops
Ahq wore Z shining 81. cape
About to41 9eafa ago.
Or tolctes aanlua with tastenllhe
And hlled the airse,s q 81 tnoke
And Es were sire Hhatsf lIklIt come,
Secession vs. iokes
Oil OH OH Il then had only dreamed
- =, 49, < q y 4,
s,.,'..,7 -. 49,. ~.
4,
4 said the south would never dare ~ zss
To strike aingle blow;
thought they All we're eorards chen,
About fonr years ago.
And 20 laarchtd behind q ran
80.
z, :. Z y -
49, -
4s good, ny Npges high.
Ana bread and coal Nore Tow,
The sllfef jlngIad "a ny purse u
About iouF years aeo.' 1.s 4
N 6sare ms wife and clfIdr6h desik
Happy the live long day,
Andwar was but the fearful curse
ofeountries far away. SKA
n, -,f. -.,....s .,.......s
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

ETrEcr OF ARTIFICIAL LIGHT ON VEorr1.
rIoN In answer 20 an inquiry on this
s1tjeet. . correspondent Of the London
81 planted vegetables in q place where
daylight could not penetrate, over which /
suspended parsfins oil lamp, with re-.
Hector to throw the light upon the plants.
They have grown up beautiful dark
green ! have also lighted green house
and mud it not oily increases vegetation.
but gives beautiful deep tings TO the
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

Gov. S.. of North Carolina, vas a
splendid lawyer, and could talk Jury ont
of their senses. He was especially noted
for bis success in criminal cases, always
clearing bis client. He was once counsel
for man accused of horse stealing. He
made long, eloquent and touching speech.
The jury retired. but returned 10 few
moments, and, with tears in their eyes.
proclaimed the man not guilty. An old
ac9uaintaoee stepped up to the prisoner
and said; !
'Jem, the danger is past; and now.
honor bright, didnt you steal that
horse?'
To which J ohn replied:
Well, Tom, Pve all along thought
took that horse; but since have heard
the governors speech, don't believe /
did
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

A VERIrABLE FACT In this city. few
days since, bright little white girl came
running into neighbours house, and ex.
claimed: ..
Mrs. -. would you like to kiss nig~
No, my child said the lady address,
ed, but why do you ask me such ques-
ton :"
Because mother kissed niger this
morning while father was gone responded
the lutte innocent. sod
Married white women who indulge in
such luxurIes as kissing negro men, 10 the
absence OF their huspands. shout be more
careful and not let their children see them
do it.-Keokuk Constellation. - -
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

CTRAYED from tho subscritsr,s farm IN A,,,eb "a
~ largered and white spotted cow with 4 white
lace. large horns, and IL seven years old
Also, large grey brinde cow vtrayei in NAV last
ThsaboVe reward viii bepaid for either by the sub
se.leet, B. U. SHARPE.
J0iiotSJniy-zLf n6tf
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

The following advertisement appears IN
late number Of De London Times:
Jane. your abssnce will ruin all-think
Of your husband your parents your chill.
dren, five of whom have bad colds. Re-
turn-all may yet be WeII--happy. At
any rate enclose the KEY of the cupboard
where Warren's Cough Balsam is.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

John said father to his 500 ons dav.
ubSn he caught him shaving the down 81
his upper lip. don't throw your ybaging
water out where there are bare footed
boys, tor they might get their feet prick. +
ed $500
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

Somebody who knows, says that when
two or more women. approaching you on a
Narrow walk, fell behind one another 70
enable you to pas, you may be sure they
are ladies OF uncommon politeness and
consideration. The usual course pursued
by women is to charge all abreast, sweep
ing every body into the mud.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1864-05-31

An old gentleman who used to freqaenta
certain coffse-hOuse. being unwsll. thought
he might make 90 free % 70 steal sn opin-
Ion concerning his case and one day took
an oppOrtueiiy Of asking one of the fac.
ulty, who sat in the same box with MIN,
what be should take for such q CON-
plant.
IN tell you.' said the doctor. sarcastic
You should take advice
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There's time for all thioes' said q
erusty fellow to his wife.
I'll believe that answered bis wife IN
sharp vice, when you pay for your news
papers, - 49,
Hit him again, good woman