The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1864-11-16
Mr. Nasty has ~ Dream.
CuuRcu wv rnE Moo DtspExsAsHUx, !
Oct. 81, '64.


CnuRcu wv rnE Moo DtspESsAsHUS,
Oct. 81, "a.
am no bleever in costs er dreems, er
sch, uer never wuz. Ell the tyrant Linkin
which is APPEL shood draft me, and /
shood 6e dragged to the tentil food, un-
wliiu mlrtor, know shoul much prefer
meetn the gost NV rebel soljer, which is
a shadlcr, than enkounter wun in the
ilcsh, with U mus it and baynet, which is
no Shadder. DrcemS iz liliewis unsub-
stanshol, aud result . cases out NV 10 frum
abouse NV the stumick. dreem but sci.
dom, aud wen do alluz attribit it eatin'
pound er two moro sassii, or drinkin
quart cr two more whisky than l reely
need late at mite, and never bleeved they
wuz prophotik, becoz don't allow that
the seat NV prophosy is located in tho STUN
lex, These is my theory NV costs, dreems,
and SIGH.
he'd dream last mite which left a i'm
prcshun on my mind. he'd bin preparin
II sermon, provin that Servants obey yoor
masters" justified tho ketchn NV nigge-s
with dorgS, wen fell asleep and dreemed.
| Methawt wuz ded and he'd laid III that
stait 200 years, and he'd awoken, and found
myself agin on earth. | saw nothin pekool-
| yer. There wuz more ralerodes, and more
skool-houses, and in2 wun NV the latter
! weut.
The skool.naster wuz oggsaminin a class
Nv youngsters in histry.
Who wuz the greatist and coolest mon
the Goontod Stats ever prodoost?"
George Washington and Abreham Lin-
kin. F"
Wat did thoy do?'
Washington foundid tho Government
/ aul Linkin preserved it,
/ Who wu2 tho wust men die country pro-
doos?'
/ a liule gurl auscrd-
! Joodatn lthcariot, Danedict Arnold,
/ jeff, DIvith and Nallandygum."
! loor wrong, my child, retorted the
/ skOoltnerm, Judas lived in another coun-
/ try, and bel the others. they were SO
/ sunec, however that the errer is cxcoosi-
be-. What lid Arnold and Davis and Val
/ ldndygum dor
! Arnold betrayed lia country and took
! up arms asin it, Davis robeled agin his
/ Government, aud Nallandygum helped him
all he Good without geInn hisself into dam
ger
What names were given them ez oppos-.
cd Tao Government, in 10 and 81?
Tories and Copperheds."
" Watch wnz tho wust--the Tories er
Copperheads.'
N,at pint hoz bin much DISGUST, but 10
NJ itNi'"Hspu tlNA NNtt Dln atflN AT.
How meniy terms wuz Linkin in Pres
i,lcnt p
Two"
lialaq emmy opposition for the SEX
kund tcrm?"
"Nm 10 spcek NV. The rebels and cop
I perhel's run a disgraced soljier whose
iiame SUN historyans gives Mick Falden,
pthers cz hickNel'al,, aud uihers ez Mick
( Lsilln, hut ~ he reseevsd no votes in tho
cleStoral cei''j, the eleckshuu wuz consiu-
der uranimus. The Coppcihesl candidate
sgnE ~ obS!loority after the war, and he
Maz forgotten, Wich wuz lucky fer his chill
/ dom
| notist about half the chdern he'd on
bl)o rubin, one-fourth WIZ drest ordinary,
and the balenco had white rag pinned to
their baX. askt the skool.mnrn wat this
lndikatld. She askt me ef WIZ turriner.
70 wlci ahserd, | wuz furrin prince in
disgiso. on II tower Nv observashcn. She
rephod;
Them cz hcz bloc rbbins is the desend-
/ aats nv the so5ers NV the CRATE rebellion,
/ them with no decorations is descended frum
I loyal men who wuz not soljers, and them
poor things who hev tho whto rag" sho
bustii u2 teers, and wept perfoosely arc
the nndorchnlt, desendance uv--COpper-
! hedsH
( ysitida Gort House. The case they had
! wun slanler One man asserted that tho
great-great-9ran NV another, who
1 wu2 a opposin candidate for Gusti5 Nv the
J peeSc, hel bin Copperhel. lantiff brot:
INTO Court old paper printed in 1854.
wncli sliowd that seJ aneastoy wuz on /.
llalin sentrel koufiiy. Gopry brot in "a.
{ verde ny $4,000 fer plaintiff
| awoke frlim this dreem in cold swet.
Is il possible thet |, that posterity will
not regard Us y aud tor u minnit wug al.
most persuaded to be christian. But l
thot Nv the post.oiiisis, and sed 2 myself
I What is posterity TO ded man? Let mo
hey oihs, aud tho menes uv keeping my
skin luli uY whiskey Tithoat work, and
postcrity may think wot it pleezis." And
roso umed laher on my sermon.
PETRoLEua Y. Massey,
Pastsr ay sed Church ia charge,