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Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
Net Assets, January, 1884,
$3,OO2. .556.39 =!

e. THE PLAN AND ORGANIZATION Of the
RrNA, after Is years of severe trial. has re-
ali1od the greatest public advantages aud
"a cess Of the various systems Of Fire lusu-
rance In the country. ls now better thRD
ever prepared for duty.
8. 10000 Loss Claims have been settled and paid.
SIXTEEN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
6. THE CONSUMPTION OF PROPERTY ny
FIRE, in tha United States averages over
St00,oo0 daily. Is your property exposed
aud uuprotectedi
7. ARE You INSURED II not, why not 7
The cost Is trlGlng; the duty Is manifest
the result may be your escape from ruin
while delay and neglect may involve
you in bankruptcy, poverty, or cruel d.
appointment
8. PARTICULAR ATTENTION and regard l,
given 60 small risks sell a. largo ones
Able aud superior commercial advantages
Afforded
RS- insurance solicited and Policies issued by
J. W. NENSEN, A gent,
Ia2a Narhie Haii Builalpr, No Main st
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13


RhenmatIsm No disease is 50 certain
cure by Drxndreth's Pills as this. They sson take
oat Of the blood the particular virus upoa which
oil the pain depends and the patient Is cured.
mr.. T. NJ. Adams, s0e Twelfth Street, New
York, suffered with rheumatism for a long Perod.
He was attended by abls physicians, but their
prescriptions we're q no avail; he was unable to
move without assistance, and fer four nsnths was
almost entirely confined 10 his bed. Al this PEE
rod OF his sickness, when hope bad fed, and he
expected 20 10 cripple for the remainder Of his
life, he was recommended to use BRANDRErH'S $
PILLS.
The first box evidently made him better; the
Improvement was more decided from the second
box, and by the time he had used eighteen boxes,
he was entirely cured Of rheumatism, and the
strength and suppisuess Of his limbs were re-
stored. 1t is now over year that this cure has
! hesn affected, and he has had return, but con.
tlnues the enjoyment Of perfect health. Ju25 Sm
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13

DIR. LudIuua's Specific cures cases which
have been OF IoE Z standing. snd which have bAf-
sd the skill Of tAe doctors. sugla-lv
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13

IMPoSrASr TO LAD'Es.-Thers is published
letter, As well as some ether important ma ter, to
all delicate females, in Bells new advertisement,
snder he head OF " Private"
The letter referred to is written by the eminent
Or. Wright, Of the ST. Louis Threat ard Lang
Ins itute. Those interested will read the adver-
tisement, aud, We th nix, call on DR.. Bell, whose
eensultations are free, aud who treats aud cures
without unnecessary sxsmiusti rs or operations.
Cures warranted OF no pay assed. jys-lydkw
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
House Furnishing
Retail Department.

Ia our House Furnishing Department
we have q full stock Of a
Carpets, Oil Cloths, Mattings,
Rugs, Mats, Window Shades
Wall Paper. Curtain Damask, Lace
Curtains. Cornices. Table Oil
Cloths, &C., &C.. making the most
complete stock to be found in
EvansV lille.
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
cnIaArE,s unNEY snAp.

This celebrated Toilet Soap, In such uni
vsrsal demand, Il made from the choicest ma
ierials, Is mild and emoIiient ia ita nature,
frsgrantIy scented, and extremely bene
aeiAl in its action upon the skin. For sale By
Druggists and Fancy Goods Dealers.
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
GROCERIES.
JUST IN TEXIEi

SUG G. & EMF e E
IIAvE THIS DAY, JULY sth, 1861. OPENED
Ii large and we'll chosen variety Of Grossrios,
for ths
WHOLESALE TRADE,
In the capac Gus room No u, next door to the cid
bouas Of Archer & aIacksy, and directly opposite
the Banking II as on Main street, EvatsYiils,
lad. We rely upon Quality and Prices, compared
with this and the Cincin ati markets. % secure
examination Of cur stock. and liberal patronage
fr0n city and country merchants. Who arr most
respectfully invited 90 give u. a call.
iys-d3m sUGG 4 NEEIFEE.
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
There are Meteor Inventions
transforms Gray Hair

Or hair { any unpleasant hue, to glorious black
or euehav tirg brown. Unique in ITS composition
and inf ible In Its results, It has sehiev, popu
larity tn both sexss, With every class Of society
aud in all parts Of the " Grid. Manufactured b.
J, CRIsTADo 80, No. 6, As,or House, New York
Sold by all DrugEis = Applied by all HAIR Dress
srs aug2 lw
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13

HS- Our soldiers seem 60 have found Ont the
remedy most valuable to them, Judging from the
large demand for DIxoN's BLAcKBEzY GAMMA
rIvE, and great is the number of certificates of
cures If D, s-ntery and Diarrhes. which Mr.. DA-
wilson has received m m them. It cures both old
and new cases jy22 ewd
DISEASES OF THE NERVOUS, SEMINAL,
Urinary, and Sexual Systems-new and reliable
tre~tment-in Reports Of the howard ASSo-
CITATION. Sent by mail in sealed letter snvel-
spss, free Of charge. Address DIR. J. sKILLIN
/ hoUGHroN, Howard Association, Ne. South
/ Ninth Street, PhiladelPhia, Pa
{ spires d&wlys
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
Sheet Iron, Copper, &C.,
TIN AND JAPANNED wAREs

sS- Sales Roann Main street, sppo.
site Court Heuss. Foundry near
m0uth Pigeon Greek.
NA-Ordera Solicited eel
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13

I NJ ~ q r
The largest and best assorted
stock of fine Fur, Silk, and
Panama, Leghorn, Canton,
Palm Leaf, and in fact all
other description suitable for
the opening trade.
A i so
Ladies' Misses and Child.
ren's Plain and Fancy Trim
med Hats, the finest stock
ever brought to this market.
Ill of which | offer to the
trade as low as the lowest.
Call and examine my stock
before making your pur-
chases.
E@N No Goods at retail.
@NO charge for Boxes
and Drayage.
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
No. 25
MAIN STREET.

Has in store a large and well as
sorted stock of BOOTS and SHOES
of the best qualities, and will con-
tinue TO receive the whole season,
direct from the manufacturers, the
best and latest styles, which I will
sell as low as any House in the West
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13

Ever brought TO this market, consisting
nf
Brown sheeting and shSrtings.
B cached Gools. American and
Foreign Dress foods, Prints, Cash
meres, satinstts, Twseds. Co ton
ades, Linens and Ginghams, Gloves
and Ho Try, &C., &c. Also a full
stock of Notions.
These Goods were all bought before
the great advance in prices, and we will
guarantee TO sell as Low as the same kind
Of Goods csR be bought in any market
Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-08-13
Cash Assets.

Cash Assets.......".....k6 QUO OO.
II. KELLOGG, Pres. W. d. CLARK, Beet'y.
IN ths equitable adiHsfBasnf, aud prompt Cash re-
ponss 70 iosses the PHOENIX stands rs-snsinshly Al
e hsad of As prefsssoH ehas IL extensive, praotl-
teal, and Grstoass business sysssl Of local agencies
& not e1oelisd By ang similar corporation IA s 1orld
IHsuTancies solicited end policies issued and re-
nowed In this leading Co. porAtsn, at fair rates By
J. w. EEXsEH, Resident Agent,
Once, Marble Hall Building. Main street.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21
Joe Visits a Temperance Family.

Joe Harris was whole sOuled, merry lei
low, and fond of a glass. After living in
New Orleans for many years, he came 10
the conclusion OF visiting an old uncle, away
up in Mass achuseus, whom he had NOT
seen for many years. Now there is . din
erence between New Orleans and Massa-
'chuselts, in regard 10 the use OF ardent sPir
its, and when Joe arrived there, he found
all the people ardent about temperance, he
felt bad, thinking with the old song, that,
''keeping the spiris up by pouring The sPir-
It's down, "was one OF the best ways 10
make lime pass, and began to fear indeed
that he was in pickle. But on the NOR
ming of his arrival the old man and his sons
being out at work, his aunt came TO him
and said
"You have been living in The South and
no doubt are in the habi: OF laking little
something 10 drink about eleven O'Clock.
Now keep a LILLE here for medical Pur poses,
but let no one know IL, as my husband
wants TO sci the children good example"
Joe promised, and thinking he would get
20 more lhal Gay, ne look "ndt he eA APieee'
ed it, bosier.' Alter he had walked out
10 the stable who should he meet but his
uncle.
"WelI joe" said he 81 expect you ara
accustomed to drank something in New Or
leans, but you 'wfii find US all temperais
here, and for :he sake o my cons, | don't
let them know iha, have brandy about ;
but just keep lille out here for rheuma-
lism Will you accept a lltlle 2"
Joe signi6ed mis- readiness, and took ano
ther big hCru. Then continued his walk TO
where the boys were mauIing rails. After
conversing awhile, one OF The cousins said
to him
;'Joe, expect you would like 10 have a
a drink, and as the old folks are down on
liquor, we keep some out here 10 help US
work"
Out came the bollIe, and down they sat,
and by the lime he went home TO dinner he
was as tight as he could well be, and all
came from visiting temperance family"
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21
ADDRESS.

To the Dsnocrniic Citizens Of Pennsylvania
have bat waited The tdEdy movements
OF our public authorities in collecting the
result oi the election held on the 9Th uli.,
10 order to discharge the incumbent duty OF
calling your attention TO the means by
which a majority OF 20 0si votes tas now
learn from official circles) has been re-
corded against Us. This majority is made
up from all the votes stated TO have been
given in the districts at home, including
those by proxy, and all those given Il the
armies--negro votes and alI--in every form
.of fre,or0-, lawful and Otherwise.
There have been a. least two palpabls
forms OF fraud practiced By the Supporters
of Abraham Lincoln. in order tos..make up
this majority, and thus secure him the elec-
koral vote oi the State. Ficlicious ballots
have been placed in the ballot-5oxes an
suering 10 false registries, the same as has
been repeatedly proven to have been the
case in our elections heretofore ; and, Sec
ondIy, the suffrages Of the volunteer SOL
diers have not only been overawed and
tue returns themselves, in many cases,
have been tampersd with and transformed.
In reference 10 fc.icions votes, who believes
that the city OF Phtzdelphia has to-day, or
2 ever had, 90 800 voters legally and properly
registered in her various wards and pre-
cincis ! And yet that number OF votes has
been counted as thus resident-giving near
90 Abolition majority in . city that not
many years since burnt an Abolition hall
in open day, as public nuisance
The laie attempt TO exercise the right OF
suffrage on the part OF the voluntssf SOL
diers, has pro sed signal failure-fares
would cali it, but for its various melancholy
.concomitanis. The doubls entertained by
many as to The wisdom and propriety OF
this measure, prior TO its adoption, would
ssem 10 have been fully realized.
Il is impossible ever to secure fair and
full distribution si tickets, so as to allow a
afrce choice TO the voters ia army service =
The expenses oil the attempts made to do so
are almost beyond belief. On the part OF
State, they will reach al ieas, $1,000 and
.ths two political organizations expended
fully a. much more. The system will al
vars Be liable to great abuses, and must
ever be unequal in It's operation, aud unfair
IN It's results.
Ceftain Il is, that The privilege Of voting
given 10 the soldiers is q mockers, when
the very man against whom perhaps, be
- IL A., ~,t. I,.t H. rro.t- 1..not,<
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21
BLoOMsBURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA, WEDNEsDA

They have the power-the GIgut power 10
.proyz recreant 10 themselves 10 become
The execulioners OF their own rights, tnelr
own happiness, and their own glory Illus
tra,ed in the past. Yes, if they so eleci as
a people, they may in cowsrdly suPine-
ness allow themselves 10 be covered win
the psIl OF despotism as dark aud dismal as
ever shroGded any Of it's victims IN the old
world aud finally fill The latest OF Ihose ig-
noble graves OF national freedom, tha; lie
in dreadful warning along down the great
pathway of recorded time!
In behalf of the Democratic State Central
Committee of Pennsylvania.
c. L. WAkD, Chairman.
Towanda, Pa, Dec. 9Th, 1864.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

HIGR PRIcEs IN WAsHIEGToN.-Artemu
Ward says he went TO Washington and put
up al leading hotel, where seeing The
landlord, he accosteG him with
Pow dye do, squire 3
"Fify cents, Sill" was his reply.
''SIr ~
Half dollar. We charge twenty-five
cents for lookin' at the landlord; and fifty
cents for speakin' 10 him. If you want sup.
per, boy will show you TO ih5 dining room
for tvenIy five cents. Your room bein' in
the tehth story, it will cost you p dollar to
be shown up there"
How much do you AK man for breath
in in this equinomica tavern !' said /.
"Ten cents breath" !" was his reply.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

A few days ago young and pretty girl
stepped into store where spruce young
man, who had long been enamored OF her
but dared not speak, stood behind The coun
Ter selling dry goods In order 10 remain
as long as possible, she cheapened every
thing, at last she said, i believe you think
am cheating you.' On no. said the
youngster, TO me you are always fair
Well whispered the lady. blushing, as she
laid an emphasis on the word, i would not
stay here so long bargaining, il you were
NOT so dear
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

A YoUsG woman bad been converted at
camp meeting. The minister had told
her that it she had faith, the Lord would
give her whatever she would ask in prayer.
Believing mplicily in his words, she one
evening retired TO grove and fervenily
prayed the Lord % give her man. II 60
happened than owl sal up in one OF the
trees, and being disturbed, gave out
who-o-o She thought the Lord had heard
her prayer, and only wished TO know her
choice. She was oterioyed, and with The
greatest thankfulness of spirit, answered
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

During recent raid in Missour: young
man was seized by guerrilas and compelled
10 drink whisky until he was stupidly in
ioxicatbd. Before he could get sober, an
other gang seized him aud treated him in
the same manner, and after that auoiher
paTiy,s iha, for the period OF four days he
was kept dead drunk The greater portion of
he lime.-He rela.es his experience nov,
with gtaat deal of sober earnestness.
We know several young men in these
disgings, that would like TO be viciimize in
This m amer, every day.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21
Not Married Yet.

Not married yet ah: lie, me think
How horrd is The thought,
That eighteen summers have eacaped,
And still am not caught
And siill-ant stIl-'Iis ike 10 be,
II things don't alter soon-
No nstter-Pil live on in hope,
AT least another moon
No offer yet ! ah, what thought,
For maiden past eighteen
With face and form a iaultess 100
As any ever seen;
Alb, wherefore do they keep me back,
All, why this long delay
No man need ask this maid bot once,
To name the wedding day.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

SCENE gentleman waited on we'll known
baker, short lime ago, 10 request him 10
subscribe 10 a certain charity. The banker
pu: down his name for Sl0. One Of the
gentlemen ventured TO exposlulale on the
smalIness OF the sum, saying, Baron, yonr
sous have put their names down Tor $40
cash" "Oh ~ said our modern CroRsus,
'thal is all very well for my sons they
have a father who is millionaire "
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21
From Headquarters up Salt River.
Safe arrival of the Democratic feet-A Million
and half of Democ, ats on board-ihei
GoUeJ nment Currency, Prizes, etc.

UH0 HuU VI DcUO~tubS W.
GoUeJ nment, Currency, Prizes, etc.
The Democratic feet, having on board
the million and half of Democratic free-
men who recently cas-: their votes Tor Geo.
B, Mcclellan arrived al Sale Harbor, on
Salt River after three days fast sailing. SAFE
Harbor is about 500 miles below Salt River
CIV. The place OF general rendezvous Tor
the defeated party, out as we Democrats
expect 10 remain in the saline regions but
one year and then return TO send up Inc
Abolitionists 10 the extreme limit oi can
River navigations, we did not deem II exPe-
dent TO 60 up iarlher.
AS Abraham's subjects whom we letl be-
hind are making frequent inquiries about
The condition OF affairs up here, we thought
it advisable TO give them an answer pub
licly, so as to save Us the trouble al an
swering them individually.
Our "Trip was delightful. The country is
beautiful bey youd description. At every city
and town we passed, the banks were lined
with people who expressed their admlra-
non al the msgnificence of the crew. Ii
was universally remarked that larger.
more peaceab4e. orderly and respectable
parly was never seen on the river before,
although some party or other sailed annu-
ally up The river. As soon as we landed
we struck our teuts, which were considered
all sufficient for our temporary stay. The
government We established for ourselves is
based on The affections OF The peoPIe-it rs
thoroughly Democratic. Abolironists and
Tree niegers, alas 'intelllgeni conlrabands"
are not allowed 10 come among ns. II any
one makes his appearance here be will be
dispatched oT;hwIth TO Abraham Kingdom
We have Christian gentleman, scholar
and a statesman Tor Presidsnt-not ''snut-
" Joker" aud railspiiuer. We have 40
var, strife, bloodshed, drafts, taxes, Or
stamp duties here, and no assessors, enroll
ers, provost marshals or lax gaiherers 10
harass Us; neither are we cursed with
greenbacks or shiHplasiers GOlI aud sil-
ser is our currency. We have Democratic
currency and Democratic prices. The fol-
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

young girl from Illinois went TO St.
Louis few days ago and sold herself for
an army substitute. When taken before
the examining surgeon, he ordered her 10
strip, bui this not exactly agreeing with her
sense of propriely, she ran on! o: the room
and concluded TO give up soldering until
they VI ould take her word for being an able
bodied man.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21
onIy Seven Hundred Killed |!
onIy seven hundred

onIy seven hundred
Robbed Of their breath
Out OF lie suddenly
Hurried TO death
On The red battlefield,
Drenched in their gore,
There 'Laid their regiments,
Where cannon Numbered,
There lay the murdered men,
Only seven hundred
Some have lefi families,
Flooded in Tears
Leii them in poverty,
Sorrows and fears,
Here Widows and orphans
Send mp their means;
Their fathers and mothers
Bewsilifor their sons,
b. the hot cannon ball
They have been sundered,
L.lNhe dead sleep-tbe5 are
Only seven hundred
Thousands on thousands, went
Out to the tray
Thousands on thousands fell
Since the first day.
There have been Streams OF blood
Poured oui like rain
Figures exhaust themselves
Counting the sIaIn-
In spch loss as this
A thing to be wondered
Why make a count OF lhem
Only seven hundred |!
Mans inhumannty
Makes thounsands mourn :"
How long shall the savage Are
In his heart burn !!
War bardens the feelings,
Puts love under ban,
Aad roDses sll oil
The devil in man.
Till all show OF pity
He seems TO have pluncered,
And DER crowds OF the murdered cries,
"ONLY seven hundred"
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

THREE IMPORTANT Times s-Three things
TO love courage, eenileness and affection
Three things 10 admire intellectual power,
dignity aud gracefulness. Three things 10
haze cruelty, arrogance and iLgTalltude
Three things 10 delight in: 5eanIy, frank
ness and freedom Three things to wish
for health, friends and a cheerful spirit.
Three things TO pray for (: faith, peace aud
purity of heari. Three things 10 like COR
diaIiIy, good humor and mirthinlness.
Three things 10 avoid idlsness, loquacity
and aippaat iesting. Three things 10 cul-
iivats: good books, good friends aud good
temper. Three things 10 contend for:
l.....L -,..,..... .r,A lri..da Tnra., fhinra
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

FoResr not to entertain strangers. Tn
Cenlreville, Ohio, the other day, three men
attempted 10 break into the house OF a sol
dier's wife 10 rob her of a sum she received
hat evening. She was defended and one
of the house breakers killed hy a wounded
soldier 10 whom the lady had HOSPITALITY
given shelter.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

Qua ''darling Lille, "of three years, while
trying to get on her Stockings one day, dis
covered a few hairs on her legs, when she
exclaimed, "Molher, l think shall be ali
angel soon, the feathers are beginning 10
grow ~
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

In museum OUT West is flea skin, con-
tanning seven miser's souls, seven rich
mems consciences, the principles" of sew
eG rank politicians, seventeen old bache-
of seventy old maids.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21


SAYINGS OF JOSH RILLINss.-li IL highly
important that when man makes UP hiz
mind tew bekum raskle, that he should
examine hizself clusiy, and see if be aial
better konsirukted for phool
9Tell the truth ane shame the Devil - J
kno lots of people who kan shame the devil
easy enuff, but the tother thing bothers
them.
1t iz admitted now bi everybody that
the man who kan git fat on berlony sassage
haz got good deal ot dorg in him.
Wooman's infooenre iz Powerul-es-
peshila when she waits eanything.
BE sure you are perfectly rite then go
ahed - but in kase ny doubt 90 ahed emmy
wa
Men aint apt 10 get kicked out ny good
society for being rich.
havn't gol az mulch mummy az sum
folks, but hay got az mulch impudence az
emmy ov Them, and that is the next thing
lew money.
Don't mistake arrogance for wisdom
menny people hav thought they wuz wise,
when they was only windy.
Lastly am violently opposed tew ar
den, speerits as bevrdge, but for man
uiacturiEg purposes thiuk.a litIle ov il
tastes good.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

A MODEST youns man, al dinner party
the other day, put the following conuun-
drum "Why sts fnosl people who eat
turkey, like babies !'' No rerIy. The
modest man blushed and would have back
ed out, DO: finally gave the reason: Be-
cause thew are tend OF the breastv Two
middle aged ladies here fainied, and the
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

"Csmp follower" al a late regimen,al
parade excused the irregularity of his gait,
by saying that he was trying 10 march after
TWO tunes.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

"I WISH" said son Of Erin, 'I could
fiEd the place where men don't die, that |
might GO aud end may days there"
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

COUNTRY girl in speaking OF The polka,
said that 6 the danciug was nothing but The
hueging was heavenly"
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

II woman could talk out OF the two
corners OF her mouth al the same time there
would be good deal said on both sides.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

A MAN, on being told that certain kind
OF stove would ''save half the coal" said,
"I'll take TWO of them and save sll :"
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

A gentleman lelt his boarding house be-
cause the cook did not make The doughnu.s
10 fit his mouth.
The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1864-12-21

In the Shadow oil a small waist may be
seen large DOCTORS uil, and the outline OF
a coffin.