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The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1864-03-09

cuRIosIIITs OF PRiNTNG-oUEKR THINGS DoNK
IN TYPR.
Trcn the Evening Pest

From the Evening Pest
The mistakes Of printers are often very funny
to readers and very exaspersting to authors. A
slngle letter is often Of the greatest importance
and small mistake frequently changes the
whole effect Of the article. Some very funny
stories are told Of mishaps Of this character, and
We give below some Of the best
AD English paper once stated that the Rus
sian Gen. BsckinOakoEsky WAS found dead with
"a long word in his mouth" Il should have
been sword" 10 this case, hoEever, the print.
er could ne; have been blamed for leaving out
letter after setting Up the Russian name cor.
rectlT. During Ihe Mexican war one of the
English newspapers Lvrriedly announced al i'm
portAnt item Of news from Me1co-that Gen.
Pillow and 81 men had been lost " in bottle 8"
lt should have read battle,
lad in printing Office came upon the name
OF Hecaie, occurring in lue ike this;
" Shall reign the Hec4te of tie deepest he'll"
The boy, thinking be had discovered al error, ran
to the master printer and cnQuired eagerly
whether there Was an in cat. "Why no, you
blockhsad, Was the reply Away went the boy
to the press room and extracted the objection.
able letter But tArcy the horror of both poet
aud publisher, when the poem appeared with the
line:
" Shall rsign ,hs LIZ CAT OF the deepest hell"
newspaper some time ago gravely informed
its readers that rat descending the river came
in contact with = steamboat with such serious
injury 10 the beat that great exertiOns were nee.
sssary TO save it. Is was & raft, and not = rat
descending the river
ln the directions for conducting tho Catholic
service in place in France, shocking bunder
once occurred iD printing caIotte, eulotts Now
eG!ott. is an ecclesiastical cap or mitre, while
ewlotts means what would be known in drawing
room English ss gettlemen's small clothes
The ssnteuce read, "Eere the priest will take
of his cLlsns"
LKTTTRs DROPPED OUT
But let & form Of types be ever so correct
when sent to press. errors not unfrequsntly hap
pen from the liability of letters to drop out
when the form has not been properly adjusted or
locked sufficiently tight. A printer putting to
press q form Of the Common Prayer, she { ia the
following passage dropped out unobserved by
him: We shsll all be changed in the twink
ling Of an eye" When The book appeared, to
the horror of the dsvout worshipper the passage
read: We shall ali be hanged in the twink
ling Of an eye"
newspaper recentlystated, in report of
battle, that the conflict was dreadful aud that
the enemy was repulsed with great laughter
(slAughter) A man was said once to have been
brought up to answer the charge of having eat
en- (beaten) 4 man for demanding more than bis
fare.
The public we're informed some time ago that
man was committed for having stolen small OK
(bo1) from lady's work bag. The stolen prop
ersy was found in his vest pocket In an ac-
count of Fourth Of July dinner it was stated
that none Of the poultry was eaten except the
owls (fowls.)
The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1864-03-09
GERMANS IN THE United STATES

The Baltimore Weeksr publishes the following
statistical table showing the per ceDtage of The
natives Of Germany in every State Of the Union,
according 70 the census Of 1860.
The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1864-03-09
BOOTS AND SHOES.

Ever osrod in this city To our old friends and Gus
toners We extend our thanks Tor their former very I'D
era patronage and invite them and the rest oi ths
Boot and shoe wearing public 20 an examination OF our
new stock of Boots and shoes which has Osen selected
with great care and strict reference TO tho wants OF 'He
people ,, -,
Boots and shoes have materially advanced slaee A.'
9nrIpg and must advance still more but are deter
mined - sell stock mostly at Old Prces and there
bv rive our customers benefit. In Store may DO
found all the
The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1864-03-09
we'd December %, 1893
fPuBuc RzsoLUr1ox-No. A.


JOINT RESOLUTION 10 provide for the printing,
ally Of ths repert Of she Commissioner Of Internal
Revenue.
BeI resolved by the Senate and House Of Representatives.
of the Unlted States Of Lner>a C0nrs<S dssezsbls<
That be duty Of the Superintendent OF the Pub
lie Printing annually print FOR the OF the Commis
soner OF Internal Revenue thousand copies OF his
report TO the Secretary OF the Treasury.
Approved January Is, 1854.
The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1864-03-09

A laughable mistake is shown in the following
mixing Of two artices-one concerning preach
er, and the other about the freaks of a mad dog,
which occurred in a hurried make up" in a
printing Office;
Rev James Thomson, rector of s.; Andresw's
on Sunday last. This was bis last sermon. In
few weeks ne will bid farewell to his congre-
cation, and his physician advises him to cross
the Atlantic. He eIhorted his brethren and
sisters, and after the conclusion of short prayer,
took whim to cut some frantic freaks. De
ran up Timothy street to the college. Al this
stage of the proceedings couple Of boys seized
him and tied tin kettle to bis tall and he again
started. great crowd collected, and for q
lime there was a grand scene of running aud
confusion. After long race he was finally shot
by policeman"
1t is not stated whether the following item,
which is said to have been printed once upon a
time, was the result Of inebriety on the part of
the printer or reporter:
" HORRIBLE CATAsTRoPHY-Yestsrda morn
ing at o'clock 2. NJ, a small man named Jones
or Smith. committed arseric by swallowing q
dose OF suicide The verdict OF the inquest re.
turned jury that the deceased came to the fact
in accordance with his death. He left a child
and six small wives to lament the end OF his un-
fortunate loss. In death we are in the midst Of
life"
The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1864-03-09
TnE POWER OF COMMAS.

The following sentence from a recently writ
ten novel, shows the Importance of punctuation:
" He enters on his head, his hamlet on his
feet, armed sandals on his brow: there was a
cloud in his right hand, bis faithful sword in his
eye, al angry glare be sat down"
PRINTERS VALENTINE.
The following is printers shorthand method
OF setting up his emotion in type:
2K.TJ
An s now mean TO write
u, sweet X II,
The girl without a
The belle Of &.
Ilder if go, that
wrote 70 81
sailed in the KDA.
And sent by L Moore.
HThesd will scarce contain
AeAlm D A bright,
But A miles from [ 7 must
NJ this chance write
And EEvU
DEz, ull1c uUt,
Should L friendship show B true,
They should not 4got
Bat friends foes alike
As may plainly c,
II every funeral A,
Or unele's LEG.
From virtU nevR Dvs,
Her influence 9
Alike induces l0dsrn :,
Or 4Otuds Divine
And II [ cannot cut -
Or cause a.
hops II p-tS
21'
FOR an K alton 2
Ny consSS heart ax-f
BE OF z 3 II
As 2, Of land.
he says he lovesU2x
vir2ous & TY
Il LNCCXL
AL others II his Il.
This 4 until UTC,
Iprsy %,
And DO not burn &c
Ny young and vsyward muse
New Fair vel dear L II
Itr1st that Z r true;
When this thsn Can Eay
Al AIO L"
The Lansing state Republican. [volume] (Lansing, Mich.) 1855-1874, 1864-03-09
PUBIC RlsoLu11.y-No. ?. ]

Vice Preaident of tho and President Of the senate
Approved December, Il, lscS
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
, 1864-11-20
singular Musical Powers Of n Blind
Man.

On Fridsy afternoon last few clegyme99
and Others we're invited TO Hallett & Davis
Piano Forte Rooms, 10 meet professor Games,
gsdpste from tn oh9 f aanS in5tatS S; for ns the
ant; sinr'. He il certainly musical curiosity:
Of oe,s1t s s' aIs1a Io1eg{ @ sssehag ho
IL q two octayes below c In the bass clef.
This Is reached with some difficulty, Ut ia be
led that no other man has ever accomplished
this vocal feat. He executes the most dill.
cult music on the cornet with one hand, and
accompanies himself On tho Piano With. tho
other, to the a1nazement Of al who listen.
1t The close Of the entertainment he exhib-
tied three miniature steam engines, complete
in all their parts, and which run by steam, all
fhie Own manufacture, and made without
eyesl They were placed on q platform about
s|by inches. Ono vas q beam, one On hori-
zcntal; and the otheE was % osclllstlng gt, en,
etout onc-sixteenth Of an inch IN diameter.
They ~ work IL eSn|gnstosn3; s3 ,s ho noS' shoTSa
the most perfect fsmlaFt Tttn sno tMa aenln:
ny.-Bsstoss Transcript, Nop. II. ,, =
, 1864-11-20
Tho End Of tho Observation-Disclosures
Question.

0uAstioaa.
fF7on tho n. Y. Ir!hunr, Nov. t4.t
Tho Achlcswlg. ffo1Bte!n question, which,
during tho lOrlnrr part af thu yeas, threatened
10 l~cnINu oi,o of thu most aesi0lla European
complications, naa ocus. tlMally Mlysd .y =
of Outol'ct, The lrraty stIl nccs1H M tIflratlun
hy thu nhn!sls RlxAraAa. hut no 0nu doubts
tint this rutlticatitlil will 10 given, and tlmt
flua tlt1 cAtlsU af tl!e long fluid putwoull
Dance, and derrnans will 10 permanently ~.
moved.
Tic details Of tho tr,,aty do not materially
differ from tho artlclss af tho preliminary
pncu which waa agreed apon by The blllx0f.
crt pOWera ecyeraI months nK0. pnunllrk
ccdcs ,l.e three DnGh!.s Of selleswig, lIolateln
and I.ancnburg To Tire yIctors, AMI pays to thu
Dacl.Ics q fixed sutn TOR THUR clal.nh to tbs
archy. scl'!rsw! !g aud IIolsten will be held
by the Pflsaians and Anstrtans until the Cur.
nian Dict ahall have decided tho rival claims
Of the Prime Of AugnstanbMrg and the Grand
Duke Of Oldenburg to succession In tlu two
Duchics. This decision will undoubtedly be
rcan powcfs generally, The little Duchy Of
laucnbnrg, to which neither Of tue two Ger
man soyrlegns lust named lay any claim, Is
likely To De annexed to prussla, IN accordance
xith the vote Of the Diet Of the Duchy.
While this question WIS constituting one Of
luE kfAaE 1AM OE!CaA [A&RskAA<At1Ae .Hp NtS>
cussed 1t in all Its aspeqts, and VIC therefore
deem II aurerauons to reelF to It again, "A
division Of schleswig on the basis Of nation
nlity, and In accordance with the preference
expressed by the minority Of the people In
tho several districts and towns, would hayc
secured the approval Of most European l.ibe-
rails. But even with the pseacnt solution the
question is not likely over TO rccur again. The
number Of Danes in sehleswig who prefer an-
nexation. to Denmark Is comparatively small,
and unable to cause any serious trouble In f1-
ture.
The treaty Of peace may, therefore, he re.
gasded Us another step toward permanent
solution Of the nationality question, In which
the Progressive party OF ail Europe - deeply
CONCERNED. For in proportion as the fsuds
about the rights Of nationalittes arc settled.
land the frontiers Of. European countries are
readiusted In conformity with the actual ex-
tent OF tho different nationalities the greatest
obstacle to the success Of the Progressive
party Of Europe will be removed, and an I'm:
portaut battle in It's war against monarchy
acd a1istocsaoY viii have been won..
, 1864-11-20

..,~... EE1Ce& III knd H&UsU1Hst =,
Mrs. John q. Adams, writing TO her husband
in Europo, October Is, i7so, gtYss tne tol!9.s .ss
Ing prices Of provisions In the colonies a. 'aA'
Corn 3dnow Go; ryc es7 per b1shel. Flour
e1HS;S14f, 1cr hundred. Bccf 48 per pound
mutton. 6 LIMB, g, q and g. n9tss5 sls s.'
is irounnS nSs's sax so surnr *ti,' pss p. hua. sne
ared mo!a.es e.s per gsllon lilo ,Sd ri Hossv sS,r
us sls. Cottoa woo1 ~ uu taxrs.
, 1864-11-20

F. r. The Executive Committee Of East
Tennessee havc called State Convention, to
meet In Nashville on tho 10th Of December,
to form ticket TO he run for Constitutional
Convention, tho Governor 70 designate tho
day for tho election By proclamation. Middle
and Wost Tennessee aro called upon "a unite
In This movement. ,
, 1864-11-20

t3y~ The much Yauntcd ison-clnd Warrior,
which was to be the English terror Of tho seas, !,
Is q fhilure. Hhc has been taken into Ports
mouth h.rbor previous TO being paid of and
tll,mautlcd,: :, Tho London Pod says she haa
eeased to be IN effective vessel Of war.
, 1864-11-20
PRIZE K'l<a3lT All HC1RAN.
TON.
Ita Interruption by tho military Al.
tf1UFlttUas


Ft0nt llb 5hSlEueltht& pfdta, fnsh,
For sovurnl days Ilnal tl,lhurs iayu barn
in lho t,rlKb|Mf10iMl of liI|t ujty, rurst,ns
rsssriIuY y rxfoIs IL - .os"s @ @t liz '',oet.o "v H.
pnliy vi Tia rxhjhtljNu, ami tlosn Wt0 dill
not taka an ilturest in aNel1 lRAttera wars
QFita ~ H!lxit'Ha that tha, R,Itil0Fllia* wnn!l
NfgvpHl !ts occurrence, Hut ttaa llaaR dt4h'
Guilty ~ both aas4s WHs that RahMly a'a!ld toll
AAaln " WAa going 10 AHVpasa, tfIn hFAt.clhas
aGNlA nht Wltlnss, ~ t1fey d|a not knuW
Wtlnra 10 go Ald ltlo sar''lstt eoN!o mt NIP It
" lne MIa,' heeaRso tAa aatAof,1lss a|4 not
"n psy pu bstara y yesstsraay tho sgsuts of l.s ,
gtllats cAtlac1 HI advertisement Ia tH inserted
IN 0llu 0f DHr catctnporHtic fixing the place,
tnr the sCun9 vt Abingdon, In tbs adjoining
county of Montgomery. This 4 was shortly
had ono result, which In one point Of view
nroner ] Il It was pertsctIy eaIncst e and rerca5ei %
i due respect for law and order. Yesterday
morning, at tho hour announced fir tho be-.
ginning 9f tho s, ght sntoE!ties Sf tic
the srnt, but though tirn In their determine
fion In nari;,rm tlIrir eyact dutv. tia omet
fields and roads presented 10 Their ewes no IN
ruIy or doubttni.looking cathertncs upon
which to exercise ii,
At about tl,s !teur the gathsrtnE for whie.,
field outsfde 81 Scranton. fbat tln flrht
ynuld lake p1ace at Scr,nton was rrnensjIs-
known to n tertain class III tlis titr Hirht p:
fore last, Most of them LETT. tiercforc-
that time. but their numbers after being d
tributed over The entire length Of a tratn,
anre ncyerthc}ess. excited snme snsnir!nns
Will, rcsnltei in }he rirculaiion nf r,,,nnr
wh;,.1, Intimately cansed The intcrrnnttnn nj
lie c,assic procccdlnrs. The Now forkera
, 1864-11-20
Young TmB Yates Jerome YaaAs James
Yundt AC4 Ynnte A Yc6 John
Tale Cl YAntis aancs Tall{or) Gall c L


Commanding ofBcer Co | 140th III reg. :. Com.
mandipg OflceF Co Ia III Vol. .Conlmandlne
Ot1eer Ia Reg i'll Inf: Commanding Ofaccr I'D
Reg II! 1nf... Commanding 0laeer ii Reg lit Inf
~. Commanding Oflcer 131 III lnf, -, ,Rccruitin1
Rcndczyous 1sth q 3 lnf.. :. Cashier ProdueorS
Banl. To the hmdeomost clerk ia tlo Chicago
Post O11co. Editor Western Hammer -, .Jnpancso
Coi of tho iaad nj loo day men Agent ior Stew.
arts cook stovs. .Geaeral Covert Agant at CHI
eago for Missouri. .eahyiinea nrawory.. .Galno
Merchant. Spirit Of tho Wcat....F Il d Co. -.
Gene1ai Agent ior Alken's Knitting Machine !.
Ccntrnt National uank. ID J C....B II K....r q
Dox 47M.: r fsox 8i41: Box 47ai. CO.
veullcr from l. n. iii Bp. m. FROM Novoinbcr
fat TO Arr!l ut from 8 4. n. Till 9 p. H., and on
Sundays from q. n. to l0.lb .. m.
, 1864-11-20
Ueher John Underwood y ca


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gs vAe4u1e -! It x 9 rs1Taas Parry ysnnidv la
Haa aEhs,r.S Ea.hsxr 3f vceaeT nsyid varns jessa
Taa uiSsas Sf1rsn R11t.rrn : r vnst InhT. il
w. rna1t..h srsh1 1cn Svsndn1eT Geo Vsndewster q,
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pra1trrn &Nt- Walker Lucus Weat1n Wmu
Ery Welsh Patrfck Willard l. A
weiIa Miles Welsh Calvin, WfnslowLC
Wxldy C We1chJV Williamson lieut
Wesf Nelson n Wa1ch Charles Winters II G
w1ftler BenuettWelch ElfasI Wilson II
r. Walsh Patrick Wright L B ds
Ns1kerBF Wfswall A Lieut. Whitney LII
Wells 4 T OF Willis Q WickcrS
M Wing Aors e., Williams Williams Mmo ~11,,.
, 1864-11-20

ET~ Frederick hfollcnhapor, tho cmlhcnt
musician, and one Of tho nrst yIotlnists lr.
A1nes!cs; has lost hls oycdght. - 3:
, 1864-11-20

Max8tnn Geo
Martini
Madden Jsrnes
Mesatnger J B
Martin 1amca
McchIn Thos
MArth is
Mack Alberto
Martin John
Marttczst0nRuf.
nafd
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co
MIN 4 a co
Martin Nicholas
MrroNf Afr3s8
Mr1rf6cld A
Lcad N
Marsh r II
Marine O
Magan Q
NsFsh PcrryH
Mcb'er Philip q
M&tsh ChAa +
Marshall psvld
Malfut,y Dsnlcl
Mead nAnnla u
Mcnara Edward
Magan n!cherd
= n cad 3 X
Ncss4st I'll
Mann Harl II
Macky fF
Aiaas{ Il =
Moreh cad Jas t.
Afnnr0c J
Morn, ] 4 r
>MouIton J T
moran ] N
ManxJ II
Murlptk Jaa D
MNA Jat1,as
Morris ] IL
MaasyIot!n
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Mo''astn Mnftss yoSRm '1o}'n
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latsh Geo u M1rrAy Nelson
lapeS T ] Morse N "
3etcalfu Tho8 B Moor BakeJA
Iadfgau Thosu Mailer o @
iarhn Thos L Mullen CG
laftn Henry Murphy mr.
lcrrtll Il F Morgan FL
[afloy Il 3 Moran rast
[atleck J r Morris Cha4 A
iatsily Isaac Murray Pctnr
foyoF 1amcs Moahcr Phifon
fsgucllo Jerry Mum Charles
iaIloy ] II Murfnyl Peter
[ahan John II Morrill, Charlie
[a]y Joscph Morris pavid
!et1 John Murphy Dcnlg
1err1an John A &0sier Ruby
laxnh John Moore Cl!ho Il
Istmas John F Mycr Edward
iAllcy John Myora EdwTsd A
daftfo Willie Morton e D
dalnlx WIN H. Morris cap s "
falona MimpcT Morrison {]eo n
1t1ucr Wn Mathalland 4 4
'stSa 's;Ssay w% < 4 I ASWStg0'n'F'oe' =
lnfs1,all WIN MoaGan Goo
;hn1y N = Morrison Goo N
!anrow dra MuyfJThomp~ou
ausE!l mr. Moon Thomas
aar* Moa!at Mouiton II y
!aaon t4salle Murphy u W
tAbcfy Wells Murphy jan1es
4onfoe Wll1lamMa1loF II u
40Ff1li M0sck Miller ja1uoa Il
toFran l. p Mtlls Simon
do1sn Louis Nil!lcup James
Murph Martin Miller John
t4au,ath Mills VIM j
Mullins jprum'hA!lll1r WmF
Aillnr r capt Miller W.T.
Ill1lpson Clar'coMlllaF AYAlta
4 lila Robert Nl1IlXan n,nt
hlllIrr fl0l,nrt Mills r H{i
TllUmaaNnrr1k Orrin
. a!ner ! y M!llhoa.o Z .ut
a''I!w9;;l 'a!1!s 2: 4 Henry a1o2'lln 1F
Mex cnkte Gao RMcMat1on j "
Mc!lrpasA col !, ] Mfssoy John
NJ kry 1''l0a MeEnHh jain
etc1loiIogll 1'tosMcC4atejl J0hh
n kprH7 7rhos Hetlsii John
AfrHcN l1cD HfcElnsky ,tt,fln
Mnhta,l,ls, Henry sic llrlAn jain
Me{'Iormln Il U NuAr,lo. lDl.a
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, 1864-11-20
Bankt,tg ;a,ln Ercba,tqe.

Banklng anu E1cba1lge.
FlFTH NATIONAL BANK or
L. CHICAGO.
Capital, $50 e2oo, 900. =
No. 80 LAaALLK BIEKET,
U, 8, DEPOSITORY L FISCAL AGENT,
SUBSCRIPTIONS RECEIVED FOE
$50 I0nn and 1O-1O Gold DeQr.
Ing Bonds.
1eAAC q. LOMBARD, JOSIAH 1,nMpAnD.
1u&5-p4a91N CAAhtF. TrOsldprs.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF
II CHICAGO.
Southwest corner OF Lako and C1sIk&ts ..
cAFATAL. paid IN ..e- &o0O,OO0s
4: X. MnAltIrp, EAahter.
, 1864-11-20
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The weekly Ottumwa courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1857-1872, 1864-05-12
S3,113.056

Taxing an enemy into ones mouth to
steal away his brains, isn't SD bad as swim.
ding friend. You had better take in an
enemy than take in friend. af
My friend has great reverence for the
trnth,' said baronet to gentleman.
$50 perceive" was the reply, ,''for he
always keeps respectable dsta ice from it."
s When its ayes (eyes) are on one side, and
its noes (nosc) on the other.
way seeing lady at party with a
low-neckedfdress and bare arms, expressed
bis admiration by saying she "outs,ripped"
the whole party.
What pian," said enc actor to another,
"shal adopt to fiji the house at my bene
fl" Invite your creditors % was the sur
,ly reply:
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PROF. O. j. WOODS
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Our Governor General is very expen-
ave efiser We have to pay him salary
Z OF S3l,1l1 year. However, it appears
from the Public Accounts that our Gov.
ernor cannot live on his salary, and tina {
we have to provide all sorts ofadditonal
comforts. For his Secretary and Clerks,
$1,000; for contingent disbursements in the
Secretary's Office 81 T33, East year some
$4,000 was spent for winter residence
inside the.ctty, but it seems His Exccllen.
cy's hDase wants, constantly. lterations
and repairs, and, unfortunately for the
county, is not vet made cor,rnrtabli to his
satisfaction. He cannot afford on his sal.
ary, to pay even for his water his gas,
or the removing Of snow ffosu tic front of
his door. All this we must pay for We
give the corporation Of Quebec $3.50 year
for the water His Exccllency drinks at his
residences. Another special charge is, for
the water drunk by his horse. SS5. We
pay for his pew in the Cathedral. His
house must be splendldly illuminated, for
we are charged no less tRarn $3.50 for the
gas he consumes in one year But even
his horse must enjoy the light of gas, and
we must paw $237 for the luxury in Ills Ex.
cellency's stable. Cleaning snow at Spen-
cerwosd costs 1924. Thereare large sums
for'repairs and alterations, and furniture for
the st. Louis street residence. When His
Excellency goes to Spcncerwood. we must
pay the expenses of lis moving; and when
he travels it is at our expense not his It
will be wise and p-ovident on orr part to
consider well all the amount OF this princely
expenditure, before we make up our minds
70 accept from McGee, a young King, who
will draw for himself and his court annual
Sums at least tenfold larger.-Montreal
! Witness