Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1864-07-07

0OV. coHHSoIl mas tDeell- tiIo Stcfn d1lU utl-
compromising enemy of the slave oigarchy
AS Senator of the United States, as a pub
lie speaker in behalf of the Union, and for
these many months past as Military Cover
nor Of his own State, he has yigilantly and
efficiently wrought in our holy cause, and
scored his name high among the earnest
workers on behalf of the, .mperiled Re-
public.
A Missionary in DR.. Old's New
l Church Ordained by Rev Pertro-
leum v. Nasby. a.aaa aaa
Last Sunday we he'd our improvln sezin:
Robert Tooms Punt who hez been a study
in fer the ministry with me for the past
weeks was lizeust and ordand. He is a
yooth Of much promise. He voted Book
anon, and IS yerys old; swor in his vote
with a coolness that eggisited the admins
tration Nv the partriarks at the biznis. I
kin safely say that he hez whald more
Abolishnists, busted moar Methodist breth
rim and uther hetrodox churches than any
Dimocrat Nv his age in the Stait. He hez
brilyunt fucheF. '.t '' =
s After the usual questions waz put Q him
and satisfactorily ansered the congregraship
was dismist, and in the presents Nv the
elders and dekuns alone, I delivered the
followin la o44tlE 1
CHARGE: .55,ia, Ia r
| Brother-Hevin bin regerly ordaind, it
only remanes fer me ta give yoo word
of council. Yoo air goin, into the apossal
biznis at rayther unfay yorable time. Man
which is born Nv woman hez troble fer
his inheritance. I've he'd so much Nv it
that eff he'd to do it oyer agin wouldn't
he born at all
| The politikle heavins is overcast, with
pretenshus clowds. The litnin Of wrath il
leapin from one to another, whilst the thun-
der which was wunst at a distans, now
reres angrily in our eers. The old ship
Democracy IL tossin onto the wild valves,
with nary sail set, her seems open, the
water Ga foreign element to her insides) q
rushin in. The stiddiest part Nv her crew
seized the boats and abandoned her, and
the rest Nv EN- air fitin for the heium.
| In the meantime the old ship is dashiR
past the haven Nv destructshen. To 700,
IL entrusted part Nv the work ny sayina
her. Let ne entreet yoo ......4 a....5
le /. Avoid the soldiers With them yoo
hev nothin in common. Wunst party Nv
um maid me drink pint Nv water and talk
the oath ofallejinse, which outrage wuz fol-
Tered bi CONGESTION Nv the bowels and in
famation NV the brain.
2. Alters preach agin the niger It's
soothin to genuine constitutional suthern
rites dimocrat to be constantly told that thar
! is a race NV meener men than he is Be-
sides it's safe--the niger has no vote
EFF he he'd, we mite vary, .aaH
g. Allus hev a master. The stats rites
dimocracy allus sympathize with man as
is in basteels for sympathyvin with the
south, fer nun Nv um kno how soon their
turn may kun, ..ttad ~F.
a. Preech agin amalgamashun at least 4
Sundays per munth. A man Nv straw that
you set up yerselfis the easiest knoct down
pertikelery # you set him up with view
of the knocking Nv him down. r.o-,.s
5. Alters diloot yer .whiskey for new con-
verts. 1t talks much to convert an .Abilish-
mist, and eff you use the pure artikkle it
would kill a ordinary constitooshen afore
he'd hey time to VOTE which wood be ag-
grevatin.
| 6. Sarch the skripters faithfully for sich
passagiz ez kussed be Kanan, saryance obey
your masters, and sich
7. Iern to rcde, or at lest git the shaipe
Nv the letters SO fixt ip your mind that
when you quote from book or newspaper,
you will hold it rite side up. Edd;ccaehie4
hez been CRATE help to me-
8. Lerl to spell and pronounce Missen-
egenashun. It's a good word
The CRATE leeding ices uu our sekt which
it is your duty to inkulkate is these The
nigger's ape, Linkin goriller, jeff. Davis
a chrischcn gentleman, the rebellyon
struggle for rites, the soljer bloody tool,
Ben Butler beest, ct settra. Yoo air never
2 believe in Fedral victrys, but must allus
credit confederate suksesses. I woodent
advice 700 to let your faith in the confed-
eracy go so far as to take their scrip, or yer
salary, neether wood burn grecnbax.
hcv don. Go mi bruther. Let yer DO
Ter star be Dfnocrasy, yer rallyin cry, "the