The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1864-02-26
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Local and Miscellaneous.
Mr.. Ma by recon- mead. Uaanimity.
Church Nv the New Dispcnsashnn,l !
Feb. the 10Th, '64. {

wuz all u dreme, my buddin geneus
wuz bcin dewelupt a loggin with OK.
en-. Wun team he'd, wich got in.
sain wun day, and insted Nv pulin
at the log, ez well-regelatid oxen do,
they histid themselves around facin
each other, and pulled until wun he'd
dislokatid his neck, and the other /
kid with q stun in q fit Nv richus
rage, and they fed the ravens Nv the
valley, wich is figgerativ fer the chill
'dern NV the nigger farmer my father
borrerd EN- NV. And here let me
say that fer ginooine, syentilic bor-
rerin, the old man was cl<aled by few
and serpast by nun. He borrerd a
hoss NV a dokter in colera time, wich
wuz brillyant-but his shay doover
wuZ borrerin new overkote NV a
rcddy- maid clothing man, whose
naim WIZ Solomons. His last CRATE
feet wuz borrerin hoss lait wun mite,
fer wich he wuz sent the peniten-
shary, belloz he omitted heyin any
coaversashen with the oner, afore-
hand. These ekkerd in Moo Gersy,
and the oner nv the property wuz Il
direkter in the Kamden K Amboy,
wich is the only okashuns wher steel
in is punisht, in that stait. But .
resoom:
The parable NV the oxen applize .
the dimocrisy with CRATE force. Like
them we hev faced about and air pull
IN arinst eceh uther. Ez neer ez /
kin estimait it tho Dimekratic boldly
pollytik contaaes eight distink ele-
menes, to-wit:
l. Them oz would nominait Mick
Lellan on war platform.
.. Them cz would nominait Mick
Lellan on peese platform.
8 Them ez wood nominait Vallan-
dygum on a peese platform.
4. Them ez wood nominate Vallan
dygum on war platform.
5. Them ez wood faver the war ef
slaivry Good be let alone.
q. Them sz air oppozd to the war
in ennv shape.
I. Them sz is in Kanady, in con
sckens Nv drafts.
4. The betwixt and bctweeners,
who er ashland NV our party, and
Amt sootablc fer any utksr. They
air with Dimocrisy ez the Michigan
der is with his lockwood like = git
rid NV it, but cant.
These classis is pullin and haulin
agin esch other, and instid nv maxim
he'd agin the common inemy, we air
frittrin away our strength and time,
a ssttlin among ourselves as . wat
we bleeve This is loonacy unekeld.
Treo we hcv bin unfortnit in our po
littieal speculashcns. We maid di-
vers and sundry ishoos, and hey bin
beat on all NV EN-. prophsde con
ssrniR the strength NV the Sowth, the
wuthlesnis NV paper mummy, the i'm
migrashen NV niggers, gineral room,
ct settry, but alas they awl faild. 1t
wu> uphill biznis yellin "nigger"
''niggerr wen ther wuz no Niger
it wuz hoomiliatin talk . hours
,convinsin people NV the wuthlesnis
NV Guvment mummy, and then see n
Dimocrat sell boss, and rite under
yer nose refoose to talk anything but
greenbax fer pay. 1t wuz desprit
hard work 2 talk NV ginral roein, wen
evryboddy he'd pockit-full NV mum
ny, wich mummy wood pay diets.
These failyoors shood teech us
wisdum. We shood beside fust up
on what to bleeve, and then we must
all bleeve it, and go to work to inoc-
elate the people. 1t maiks nary diff
frense to me wat creed we adopt-ez
Dimocrat l kin go eny wun NV the
8. Wat we want is votes, and wat
diffrense duz it maik whether we git
EN- by goin strate er by weevin a tri
fe. Their air menny rodes to the
post oriiises, but Of we divide up and
skater our forsis over all NV EN-, we
shel be beet in detale. We hev ev-
ry reeson to be encuridgd. Davis is
strengthnin his armies, and wun vic
try won by him wood lay Ablishnism
cold. Let us present solid front
to the foe, and go in to win.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
I' Faster NV sed Church, in charge.
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