Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1864-05-21

These notes snliVen mo- 50 tbs man said
on receiving : remittance.
What tTsss are those which, when Ere is ap-
Piled 70 them, are exactly What they Were be-
fore4 Ashes.
A flying msehine is in course Of construction,
and is being made on the model Of e wild
goose" We suppose the inventor sits IS the
model
"Boy! , called opt Brown to the waiter at
Sans. Don't call me boy, sir; I'm no boy,
SIR said the latter. "Then do as you'd be
done by put in Brown, "andd don't call this nut
ton iamb any more
Some oneswas informing Z German Of brew
or who had married = young lady related to Z
paer, Ehsn ihs German remsTked, "Ah, yes, =
very proper match. OF esurss q brewer ought
to DO connected with the besrage.7
To ai letters soliciting his "subseripiionH 70
anything, Lord Erskine had q regular form Of
reply, nsmely-"SI, I feel much hon0ro1 by
your application, and beg 70 subscribe (heTs
ths reader had to turn over a leaf myself
your very oDedient servant" ste.
A gentleman Of tbs nams Of Pepper had bssn
thrown ssveTsl timgB from a spirited horse, and
was relating the circumstance % B friend, At the
same time observing be had never gwen his
horse s name. II think, observed MS friend,
you should call him PeppsT-esster.'
A furIier, wishing to inform the public that
be would mshs 40 faTs in a fsshi0nAbls man
neT, cut Of cid furs which ladies have a. blme,
appended the following to bis advertisement:
sN. B.-Capes, vickOrines, etc, made u1 for Ia
dies in fashionable styles, out Of their own
skins"
An Oxford student Joined without invitation
q party dining at an inn after which he boastsd
30 muehof his abilities, that enc Of the party
said: aYou have told US enough Of what you
can dc; tell Us something you cannot do" an
deed" said he, Il cannot pay my share IN the
reckoning.
A lady occupying room letter B At an hotel.
wrote on the slate the following "Wake letter
B at seven and if letter B says Lst Us be,
don't let letter B be, becaussif You let letter B
be, letter B viii be unable to LET her house e
Mr.. B., who is 70 call At hAlfpast seven" The
porter, q better bo0i-blaek than orthogTAphist
did not know at eeven whether to Hsko "lasiel
B." or "lei Der be-"
willy said an interesting young mother to
her youngest hopeful, do ycu know what th,
differences Is between body and soul The
soul, my child, Is what you love with the body
carries you about. This is your body touch.
ing the little fellows shoulders "bat there il
something deeper in You can feel ii COW
What ID it 2" "Oh, I know" said Willy, with
a fash Of inlelligsnce in his eyes, that's ny
flannel shirt ~
an AEAA0AAnAAN = O4ILkAE LAOA VI LAahAk
An Irithman, in describing America, said, -
Am told that you might roll England through It
an it wouldn't mako a dint in the ground
lhera's fresh water OCEANS inside that ye nigh
drewn onld Ireland in and as for Scotland, y,
might sick It IN q corner, end ye'd niver b
able to ind i ont exesps # might be by til
smell O whisky"
DRUEKEE WIsDOM-A tipsy Indian having
slrayed fTon his Wigwsm, found himself les
on trying 10 return 20 It. After looking sbou
in strange lodges here and thsrs, the Indian ex
claimed in dismsy, "Ieiun Lost 20 but recover.
ing himself, and unwilling to acknowledge suct
short-sighfodness, continued, drawing himself
up, "No, 1njun not lost-wgEsm lost (snd
striking bis breast-IBiun here"
"OLD BRAINS. "A New York psDsr msdf
an amusing typographical error in It's publiea.
ton Of Gen. Hlleek's report Of war operations
The general who enjoys the sOubriquet Of "Old
BraiDs,' wrote N depreciation of The immense
cost OF army transportation, and made out 4
case for himself by saying that "Oar trains have
been materially reduced during the year. .
Imagine bis disgust when he f0und the boast
printed "our bIsins have been materially re-
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