Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1864-04-14
Domestic ReorranIzatlou.


cover beyant" on the West Side lives
Mr. Mickey Roony. He's brave broth iv
ooyi Darrin q constant desire for the
last taste in life av the "crsyther.p and
small concern ss to the means Of keepin1
up supply. His wife Biddy is Also par.
tial to 3 dhrop but, as she herself az.
presses ii, she likes to stake It dacsntIv.
and not sWill the full sv wash-boWI sn
make haste aV herself" This for Mickey.
who has Of late gone into the "whiskevH
on such an extensive scale IS to materially
interfere with his daily earnings, and in
consequence, confined Biddy more and
more closely to the Wssh-tub. At length
when it began to seem as If aher msa"
had given up sll notion Of working any
more, and simply divided his time between
sucking st short stemmed pipe, and ct
the neck Of stone bottle, Biddy opened .
revolt and shut down on the supplies. As
soon ss Mickey discovered this unexpected
state OF afaiFs-thst the wife Of his bosom
was sstuslly assuming the rsins Of gov
ernment-thst she had locked away the
family supply Of the orayther, which had
always heretofore been held in common.
he became quite wild with excitement, and
started forth VoWing all sorts Of vengence
on his obdurste mate. Meeting 3 chosen
croney, one Lsntry Lsnnigsn, an old
genius much noted for the foxy suteness
Of his belongings, be laid his sad case be-
fore him, and asked his advice. sIs it
deny the crsyther, she did7'' asked Lantry.
"She did" "Thin, be gard, she's % Fe5sl-
EoHF "Fsix an she's that same. DiVil
doubt AZ it, for she said av didn't al
ther me ways not 8 fut should set In the
dure. Bad luck to the day / first seen
her. With me throat burnt up like 9
ime-kiln, and sorrd taste sV the stone jug
could get" "BegoFrd thin, I'll tell you
what yez'll be sfther doing; Mickey"
said foxy Lannigsn. "Yez'n put down
the rebellion by force Of srrumsl She
tould the praste she'd obey yez, when you
WAT married, SO yeE have got the eoHstitoo-
s 70 Decz ye1 va ah5 hA5PBBFHRg BBF mat sS%s Ra5s
constitooshun fOrnenst yez, making out
she's have got rights undther it for her re-
bilious ways, yez viii redoOce her down
to territory to Wunst and diyil q come
back into the union Wid yez till she comes
to terrums." "Bedsd your right" sx-
claimed the now delighted Mickey. HAr-
rah, Lantry but yez are the great boy
Fax, but its lSshins Of dhrink yez shall
have sS soon as Biddy sues for pace"
But BiddF had no notion Of sueing for
Pesoe- "Whsts that you ssy-you dhiFty
blsggsrd ?" she demanded, in hercs
voice, confronting the belligerant Mickey.
'I ask yez once for sll, responded Mickey,
brsndishing Q stout shillsleh, Hto hand out
the Jug" An what sv I won'tT p Shin I
shall coairce yez" CoGireel What the
divipa that won crazv snalnanan HYeE
are in REBELLION, Biddy; an by this sn BY
that shall put that REBELLION down. Bet
ther you bring out the jug, before eoaires
1 Jv-.'' -.''--4-s10-Eu tsszu0 q II get OuL Az that
Jug" Thin, bad luck to me, but I shall
re-orgsnise this shanty," cried Mickey,
giving the shillsleh a very defiant flourish.
Nothing dsunted, Biddy shook 3 heavy
hand almost under his nose, as she de-
msnded, "Whst do ye mane2" 'q name
just this, be be jsbers, that yez have re-
billed against my authority, and hid away
the jug, an Pm goin to re.organise this
shsnty on the basis av my bein' boss, an
sV yez don't sue for pace an bring out the
jug, by the big hat Of G, ,Connel Pn reduce
yeE into territory -"
"WhsFs that 2-you name, dhirty dog 70
screamed HIS wife, in 3 perfect blaze Of
furious indignation. "a eTTitoTyI yes
--su ->~I.o -1s--;tsry cut AZ muf MEi q
honest woman, an yez dar to say tsTri.
toryIP
At this point there was g mutual plunge
forward, followed by rugh scufas; the
next morning the doctor said it would
probably be couple Of weeks befVr1
Mickey would be able to leave his bed.
CYAHEE PEPPER, Esd,