Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1864-08-17
Artemus tyard,sOpinIon.

AEEGEkauS " dEOSBOPlhtOAs L
The stoodent and connyseer must have
noticed and admired in various parts OF
the United States of America, large yell
ler hanbills, which not only are gems OF
art in themselves, but they troothfully sit
forth the attractions Of my show-a show,
LET me here observe, that contains many
Iiyin' animiles, every one of which has
got a Beautiful Moral Them hanbils is
sculpt in New York and I snooaly repair
here to git some more on 'um; and, bein'
here, I tho't I'd issoo Address to the
public on matters and things.
Since last I meandered these streets
have been all over the Pacific Slopes and
Utah. come back now with my virtoo
uninpaired, but I've gotto git some new
clothes.
Many changes has taken place even
during my short absence, & sum on um
is sollum to contemplate. The house in
Varveck street, where used to board is
helm torn down. That house, which was
rendered memorable by my livin' into it,
it is ''parsin' awayl parsin awayp But
some Of the timbers will be made into
canes, which will be sold to my admirers
at the low price of one dollar each. In
| the New World it is war-in the Old
World Empires is totterin' & Dysentsries
lis crumblin'-These canes is cheap at
dollar. uI--
Sammy booth, Duan street, sculps my
: GabBiiIs, aad he's an artist. He studied
in Rome-State of New York.
I'm here to read the proof sheets of
: my hanbils as fast as they are sculpt.-
You have to watch these ere printers
pretty close, for they're jest asapt to spell
: wurd rong as anyhow.
q . But have time to look around some,
and how do find things? l return to
Atlantic States after a absence of six
months, & what State do l find the coun-
S0 try in? Why, don't know what State
4 find it in. Suffice it to say that do
not find it in the State of New Jersey.
. find some things is cheerin, partic'ly
If the resolve on the part of the wimin Of
= America TO stop wearin forrin goods.
I never meddle with my wife's things
= sbe NAV wear muslin from Greenland'
d icv mountains, and bombazeen from
Ipiv's coral strands, if she wants to; but
am Glad to state that superior woman ha
K peeled off all her furrin clothes ant
= iumpt into fabrics of domestic manufac
IL tur.
- But says some folks, if you stop i'm
;. portin' things you stop the ReVenoo.-
AZ That's all right We can stand it if tn
Reyenoo can. On the same principl
young men should continer to get DRUM
3 on French brandy and TO make their hv
es as dry as a corn-cob with Cuby cigars
hbecsuse 4 sooth if they don't it will hun
- the Revenoo! This talk bout the Rev
moo is all bosh boshy. One thing is to
or hlx oertain-if we don't send gold out {
= the country we shall have the consolatio
- of knowing that it is in the country. S
ner say great credit is deo the wimen Il
: this patriotic move-and to tell the troot
the wimen generally know what they'l
Do bout. :,
I'M OF all the blessens they're the sootl
5ia Gsa mist. IF they'd never been any wimel
= where'd my children be to-dayf
But hope this move will lead to 9th
on; moves that are just as much needed, OIL
lain of which is genral and therrer curtai
- lment of expenses all around. The ia
is. we are gettin' terribly extrayagant
-iss. onless we paws in our mad career, in le
6e, than two years the goddess of liberty W
be seen dodgein' into a Pawn Broke
shop with the other gown done up In
bundle, even if she don't have to Spo
amer amer the gold stars in her head band. Let
1iag, ms all take hold iintly, ana live and dr.
. centsibly, like our forefathers, who know
+. moren we do,H they want quite so he
..,., estl (Suttle goaketh.)
War There are other cheerin' signs. '
- don't, for instuns, lack great Gen'rs
and we certainly don't lack brave sol
lated but there's one thing wish we {
.5S &c Il lack, and that is our present Congress
var 1 ventur to say that if you sarch Goo
. mity's footstool all over with ten-hc
NJ power microscope, you wouldn't be a
Il or to find such another pack of poppycc
pabblers as the present Congress of
United States of America.
mess. Gentleman of the Senit & of the Hor
. you've sot there and draw'd your pay
made summer complaint speeches i
- = enuff. The country at large, inclooC
the undersigned, is disgusted with y
2 osI9i and Why don't you show us statesma
some body who can make speech
SA0S will hit the poplar hart right under
Great Public weskit9 Why don't
Dress show US a stateman who can rise U
Cloth, Cloth the Emergency, and cave in the 81
e No. ssasy's hssd'