Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1864-08-25
ms. knsSy shows chat a War Flat
form wsn't do for the Dsascracy.
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Cody II, 1864.
IL is probyble-yes, / may say tolable
sartln-that p, V. Nasty, which is
preecher nv sed church in charge, may
retire from pubik life shortly. Why?
methinks / hcer the entire Dimekratic
party who hev long regarded me as a
ointment to my seXs, and the wun alto
gether luVely eXclame. The why Is
plane TO massive intellek, witch Is me
the good old Dhnekrat,c party is IN
the strate road to ,St"v- 4.u.., and to
vooSe raleroad mettylor, onless 1t is
on,.cned orr at Shecaugo, it's goner,
and the moar it succeeds at the Novem-
Der elecshun the wuss is its goneniss
"Singler!" eNclames a patriotik and self
sacriticin' DimeCrat, who has Post Orfls
in his beemin' eye, "slngler that success
should room us. Wy, that's what were
goin for" Jently my trend. Wv what
ayale is 1t to elect President in SIGH a
way as . maik it morelly sertin TO be
Detected ever afterl Troo we'd hey the
Post Orfs, but with a Ablishun Congress
to watch us, where'd be the chancis Nv
steelin necessary to our supports To
eloocydait. The Dimocrlsy hev post
poned their conyenshun till it is ascer-
tanned how Lee VS.. Grant comes out
Eff Lee whales Grant-Peece Platform.
Now the chanciS are that Lee will be
whipt, fur the tyrent Linken hez a spite
at that CRATE and good man. Then Yves,
a party go into the campane on the kor-
ruptniss of the administrative, and beet
EN-, and get the Post Crisis. Wat then
Wy this. The war is OUR war; the
taxis is OUR taxis the drafts is our
drafts; and we wood hev the response
bility instid Nv our enemis. Ez mat
ter nv coarse Dimekrats wood hev to do
the volunteerin, fer it wood be their war,
and the armies woold have to be led by
Dimekratic Jinerals Good heavins :
Imagine 100000 Dimekrats under SIGH
as Mcclellan and Booel Wat a re-
dOosin NV magoritis-wat waist of vo-
tin stock there wood be. The troo poll
'cy for US is peese. Ez peese party we
are certin OF gettin the support Nv
these Chassis, to wit The stingy cusses
who object to payin taXis. The coward
ly cusses who air afraid of bein drafted.
Every draft and every new tax jest
morn adds to our ranks, so fast indeed,
that eff we Good stop the Methodist,
Presbyterian, Lutheran, and so forth,
revivals of religion, and git whisky
back to old prices, so that we could af-
ford to use it profoosely, we Good be in
good shape next fall. By bein u war
party we loose all these people and talk
them out, and in the name of heavin
wat wood be left NV US? Peese is our
best and only holt, and onless the party
take that dodge shell retire fer we cant
win but wonst on war, and then the
responsibilities we'd hev to assoom wood
be much fer us, The Dimerkratic in
telleck is not hefty. Ez fer myself I've
no iears-T kin git along. There's small
grOseris to be run, and the retailing NV
likker in a strictly Dimekratic commu-
nifty, where they'd work jest twelve
ours-earnin enuff to carry us thru the
luther IL at my bar, has alluz appeared
to me to be the height NV earthly bliss
PETROLEUM '. Massey,
Pastor NV sed Church in charge.