The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1864-12-19
Greulug telegraph
MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1864.
JOTTINGs PROM PUNCH"

JOTTIRGS FROM PUNCH"
NRw NIaGBR SoNG, uNrorrLAR WITH SCHooL
BoYs.-"Tho happy land Of Canaan"
SPORTING FASHION g. Dangerous Stvls Of Tie
for a For Htplter.--A fall FOR the Neck.
WHAT ia the most sensational periodical Of the
day The powder magazine.
AcADENICAL.
Is the Master Of Caus. Cambridge. of necessity
a married man Whether this Is tho clse or no,
the NJ stress Of Keys (CauD should hold in per-
petuity the venerable title OF Mother Bunch.
COMPARISONS ARE oDroUs.
Sir Henry Storks is appointed 70 Malta. This
will give m opportuuitv for contrasting the rue
Of King Storks there with King Log in the Ionian
Islands
aURsrIoN FOR 1RisHHBN.
Pa, what's the best pay of travelingi
Troih, sure, an isn't it the "rllc way (yaHc1y)'
THREE RAILWAY GAUGES Trains are made
for the Broad Gauge the Narrow Gauge, and the
Luggage.
QUESTION ron AoRICuLTrEIsrs.
What vegetable only petitions not TO be eaten
Why, Of course, the Lettuce alone Oct as dlone).
QUESTION AND AEswER.
CTr8rfta'ed from A MORSE Sorg).
Wha color, sir, should he a horse
That YOURS, and yours alone?
Dye give itup3 Why, sir, Of course,
That horse must be yoWr roam.
VERY NATIONAL SYMPATHY.
The efforts made by the Germ Legal Protoc-
tion Society on behalf OF their countryman,
Muller show how the Germans all hang to-
gether Their treatment Of Denmark had shown
that they should.
PRETTY INNOCENT.
Miss MufT,-"Pease, sir want to be married
Registrar, ,-"Quite right What's his name p
Miss Muf.-"Please sir I don't know. L
thought yours was like every other Registry
Office put my name on your books, and you
find somebody who wants me-
The Registrar Immediately left town, and has
not been seen since
A SNIP SENSATIONAL ADVERTISEMENT.
Ch me latest syieJ
"Clothesl Clothes Clothes Cothesw
"WhO's there but knows"
"For soldiers, gents, and sailors
"That none, you see
make togs like me-"
"The Others are fai'ers"
NorE.-We've had Sensation Heuaers, We
Have now Sensation Idilors.
THE FUsGBLITY OF THE PEOPLES.
tIn the deha'e on the Convention in the Italian
Parliament, General Lamarmora said that the
fusion Of the Italians is a fact throughout the
army II may be asked IL the fusion of the
Italians is a fact throughout the marines. II may
also be asked whether, if the fusion of the Italians
throughout the army is fact, the inexorable
logic of facts does not compel us to believe the
possibility of the lquefactiOn of the blood of ST.
Januarius at Naples. The fusion of the Italians
If a fact, is an extraordinary fact to have been
accomplished nv Lnls utue OF year, nnRnL nave
been expected TO take place, If at all, in the sum
mer. Now, however suppose the Italians are
fused, question which may be asked is, 'Will
Italy run into Greece ?"
FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC ALBUMS.
Mr.. Punch has seen, with a sensation which he
can hardly describe, most contemplate card of
verses intended as a preface to Photograph Al
buns. The composition is fearfully snobbish. Il
contains the word "Phz," which is never used in
decent society except when reference is made to
the distinguished artist who in mOckery OfSnobs,
selected the name. And it has also the word
"Quiz, which is never used except at Islington
and in the back streets of the City Road That
no person may have an excuse for using, for a
moment the vulgar affair in question, he suhiotns
some verses in the same metre but Of different
kind, and he presents the copyright to the Collec
tors of Photographs
Yes, here is my album,
And my affidavit:
you beg for one picture,
I'm blessed if you'll have It.
And don't offer your OwH,
But Just take il for granted,
That if not in the hook,
It's because you're not wanted.