Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1864-06-02
ODDS AND ENDS,

me Dest preachers are those VINO
preach by example.
Mortified pride often takes the ssme
aud yaise of a broken, heart.
SN i asid . re -seaeonabls - sss a.
'oiaiss to isie dunFhnd desert. =
ri got sorne Aosy in that bargain, ;"
=, sdsiesf-sSaii- wlsn kicked on, -of
''ooss. ia
7iryou visit youug W oman. and you
are won. aal size is won. you viii both
boone. / 9 g z
-"Be content with what you have" as
the rat said to the trap when he left his
taliait. - : =
<He must be. tharongh fool.who can
learn nothing from his own folly.
a woman has generally so much rig
ging about her that she is the least pant
Of herself. -
Some bachelors Join the army because
they ike war, and some married men be.
cause they like peace.
When does man die for his love?
When he dies his red whiskers brown. @
when is an1rish girl most disposed
to take COMPASSION on her lover? When
her heart goes pity-Pat.
Mrs. Darlington says that because dan
cling girls ara stars. that is no reason that
they shoulAbe regarded as hevenly bodies.
The man who lost his eyesight by
reading a borrowed newspaper, has re-
covered it since he became subscriber
~ Missouri paper says that the Dig
ger Indians are never known to smile.
They rust Be grave 'iigsers.
The young man who asked for the
daugkesr's hand and got the fathers foot.
had the consolation Of kno wing that his
wooipg was not bootiess.
M am astonishcd, my dear young la
dy; you make me start" WELL" said
Sallie, 81 have beenswanting you to start
for the last hour" :
K grave,digger. who buried g Mr.
Buttbn. placed the following item in a
biz which he sent to the widow of the de-
ceased. ITO making ButtOn-hole, so
cents"
The reason why many people think
more of their stomachs than other souls,
is bec:use their stomachs are confound-
ed sight the largest Of the two.
Love can get along with very little
language. Two squeezes and hug will
convey more meaning to. an ardent tenn
permanent than The whole ERE books OF
Moses. ---=z---ssy
The wit deservedly won his bet, who,
in company where every one was bragg
ging of his tall relations, wagered that he
himself had brother twelve feet high.
"He had" be said. "two half brothers,
each measuring six feet"
A young lady Of extraordinary liter
ary accomplishments addressed ihe follow
ing to her cousin: ave is all WELL; and
mother has got the his Terricks, brother
Tom has got the Hupin Kaugh. and sister
Ann has got babee. and hope these few
lines will find you the same--rite sune.
Your aphe ,tionate kuzzen."
I'll say. Mr.. Pilot. amt you going to
start pretty soon?" said a cockney on
board asteamer lyingto during fog.
las soon as the fog clears up, said the
captain.
r''Well. it's starlight over head now"
replied the cockney.
80 yes. but we are not going up that
way" re
-"Ah. Sam. so you've been in trouble.
N-ll
well. cheer up. man; adversely tries us,
and shows up our better qualities" "Ah.
but adversely didn't try me; it was an old
wagsbond oh Judge. aui he showed up
me worst qualities"
1T is better to be laughed at than ru-
nails Mamurrs, chespens everything and
buys nothing. than to be impoverished BY
one whose vanity will purchase everything
but whose pride will chespen nothing.
A large part of the wealthy popula-
ton Ct Nashville were under Breckinridge
IN Brsgg's army at Chickmauga. and out
of sixteen hundred under that General
thirteen hundred were killed. Three-fourth'
of the ladies of the Episcopal Church are
IN mourning.
A stranger in 3 printing office asked
the youngest apprentice what his rule o
punctuation was. Il set up SIS long as
can hold my breath. then put in com
-aa; when cape, insert semi-colon; ant
when want chew of tobacco. make
paragraph.
-sometimes agisl says mo- to al
efer, when tits as plain as the nose on he
face that she means yes. The best way t.
Judge whether she is earnest or moi, is {,
look straight into her eyes, and nevc
mind her nose.
In the year zoo the Losl's 'Praye
commenced "Ure fader THE are in heifnas;
in 500, "Thee ure fader the heofum:
1300,. "Ure Fader in heaven" and in 1881
''Our father who art IN heaven" &
"A celebrated poet advertised that h
wouldssupply Lines for any occasion. ,
A fisherman sought him soon after, an
wanted "line strong enough to catch
porpoise." I0FT0x 3a1xAg