The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1864-03-03
Mr. Naseby on Mick.Lellan.
CHURCH w THE SLAwTEEED lNNoCENTs,
fLAlT ST. NALLANDIGHAM.
Jan. the 20,h, 1894.

| notis in the Dimocratick papers
desire > maik Gen. Mick-Lellan or Gen.
Grant our nominee for the Presidency.
Sooisdel lice! pertest.
Time hezn't fetched my t1owin lox with
frost and furrode my massive brow fer
uothen. Peapel tcv sumtimcs dowbted
my honis'y-but my taleuce, never. l
dou't always pay, but l rever failed bor--
rerin. Wich is useful. Ther4 | throw
myself in2 the breech and demand
hcerin.
am infexibly opposed to Mick Lei
lan's nominashen. | hev faith in the
soundnis Nv his dimocracy, but nun
whatever in his A Bi'lity. Look at it.
Look at it. He was plased in posishen
to mak the dimocrisy, but instid he (by
week.-Mrs. well nigh roolned it He had
under his controle 100000 AboliShists.
A man Nv genius wood hcv destroyed
cm all, wcrcas he only sunk abowt the
haf, lcving the rest tu live and vote agin
US A nominee of the dimocrisy must
be man able tn controle uther men. Is
he sich? Not emmy. Did he not let that
are born devil Hooker, Kerry and Mans
field, (who wuz killed, haleloogyO brake
away and fte our Sothrin brethriu at
Anteetaum and clswha;r? killen jest ez
mcnny suthrin di,nocrats cZ wuz killed
Nv the abcrlishnsts? Troo he stopt it
ez soon ez he cood--troo, him and Eltz
john Porter lalc out Pope and kcp him
from beetin eur sutherin fricns-troo, he
did Linken cz much hurt an Davis ez
much good cz wuz in him, but the work
he might hev dun wuz only hafi dun.
His lice wuz not our ijee. His STRAIT
ely WIZ to shashay backards and forerds
until both sides wuz eggshausted, and
then too patch up a cOmpcrmize. lie
wanted linken histed, wunst, anC he'd
thor bin proper understandin atwixt
him an Lee, Jefferson Davis mite hcy
bin in the White House, and wee, the
pure Dimocrisy, mite not only hev he'd
The Post Orifses, but hev bin revcin
on the coufsticatca estai's Nv abolish
nists, which wood hev bin constitootinel.
| he'd my egle eye Gxt on Il sheep farm
NV 360 akers, but alas. | got it not
then the iron entered my sole! Then !
cusscd the imbesility wv the man who
he'd swindlcd me out Nv the farm long
cd for. I'll nun Nv him. Avant.
Ez fer GRAFT, my sole rekoils with
horror at the bair ice. What! nominai'
man whoos willin sord drips with thu
CORY life blud Nv unwi'lin dimocrati
saints? Never! Forbid it hevin. Mari.
the gentle virgin Peese to a sojcr drcnch
ed in goar? | Nasty, forbid the bans.,
The trooth is we air gittin wild. 4
man cant look = ways without doin vic
lence to his organs NV vishen. If per
sisted in he'd bekum cross ide. w
commenst with fasis southwark Their
our hoap liZe--let Us keep our ize tha
way. If we nominate a war man, an
turn back onto war platform, what bet
ter air we thau the Gentlles? Such jim
nastics air purity to see, but they wrenc1
! the jimnastst.
Mo- let us 60 on ez We begun. +
peace men our case is not hoapless. Th
= new and unconstitooshone tax onto whis
+ Ky keeps the orthodox dimocrisy strate
(tho' at our cxponsc) and lucky confct
crate victory in the spring would tur
the week need war men I'M peece bawl
!. ers. Good hevins! air we insan? Sh'
we throw away sech wepins ez taxi
kenskri pshcn, niger, free speech, {
scttry, and bow the nee to Linkiu? Ne,
: or!
What we want is these:
} l. A peese man for kaudydait.
2 Moar Martcrs
i IF the outrajd Vallandygum, and San
c medary, and Geo. L. Pooh, wood, f
d the good Of the party, consent to |
:. driven to desprashen by the tyranny l
u the Administrashun, and kommit 500
s side, it wood be trump card for US
IS Wat moovin appeels we could nlaik oy
p their dead bodiz. I'll rite to tt
{. subgik.
l. 8 The formashen Wv Ade Societi
J" to defray the expcnsis Nv the campan
J. wich will be enormous, DIN to the tax
u whisky.
le 4. Confedrit victrys and lots Nv c,
i, i wich not only kills eff Ablisben voter
T. but dishartens war men North.
'e 5. The librel preechin Wv pure 60
a. pill, uDtanted with Ablishnism
e. With these we kin win ez ezy cz
70 used 2 turn jack from the bottom wen
was in stait of unrejcnerashun.
"a, Peese dimocrat fer Presydent. @ ha
OF by thot! The ferin mishins. The c,
es tom howses! The post orfces! In sh'
er the trezry! Let US be wize and these
T. ourn.
PETROLEUM Y. NASEBI,
Pastor Nv sed Church in charge
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