Evansville daily journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1863-1866, 1864-04-11
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Church of the New Dispensashun,


Church Of the New Dispensashun,
Starch II, 1864
Last Sandy we he'd an iniprovin seezin
Robert looms Punt who hez bin q stud
viz fer the ministry With me for the past
1 weeks, wuz licenst and ordand. BE
Is yooth ~ much promise He 70tid
twist for Bookannon, ard only Is years
old, swarm his votes in with collins
and eese that eggscited the admirashen
nv the patriarks at the biznis I kin safe
" say that he hez whald moar Ablighnist,
bustid moar Methodist BTethrin and
uiher hetrodox churches than any Dino
crat Nv his age in the staff lie hez
brilyunt fucher.
After the usual qwestons WIZ put
him and satisfactorily ansered, the con
gregasben WIZ dismist, and II. the pres
ents Nv the elders and dekuns alone,
delivered the follerin
CHARGE
Brother Hevin bin reglerly ordaBd
it only remanes fer me TO Civ VOC wurd
~ council Yoo air goin iu2 the apos-
eel biznis At a rayther uulayrable time.
Man wich is born az woman hez trubble
for bis inhefitence--I'ye he'd 60 much Nv
II that il led it to do over agin wood.
ent be born at all
The Tolitikle heyens Is orecast with
poretensbus elogds The litenin Nv
wrath is leapin from wnn 10 anuther
wilst the thunder wich wus wost at dis.
lance, now rores anerily in our GERS
(Gra6c ritin.) The ole ship Dimocrisy
is tossing madly on to the wild waivs
With nary sale set, her seems open, tie
water "a farrin element to her ihsides
rushin in. TIE stiddiest part " hei
crew seezed the boies and abandoned
her, and the rest nv EN- er ftin fer tbs
helum.
In the menetime the old ship il dashin
past the haven ~ Success, and Is hediu
strate fer the rox Nv Desrucslfen. II
700 IS entrusted a part Nv the work Us
sayin her. Let me entreet 700
|. Avoid the soljers With them yot
hey nothin in common. They will des
pitelully use 700. Wusnt party nv en-
maid me drink pint Nv water and tail
the owth Of allejinse, which outragis Wi
follered by CONGESTION nv the bowels anC
inhamashen Nv the brane
2. Alluz preech agin the niger. III
sOothin to a ginooine eonstit0oshune
suthern rites dimocrat to be CONSTANTLY
told that there is a race Nv men meane
than he is Besides It's safe-the mig
ger hez no vote. Ef he had, we nigh
vary
3. Alluz hev marter. The stail rite
dimoerisy alluz simpathyze with a mar
that's in basteels fer simpathyzen will
the sowth, fer nun Nv con know how soof
their turn may KUN.
=. Preech agin amalgamashun q
least 4 sundays per month "A man u'
straw that 700 set up yerself Is the ees
lest nockt down, pertikerly If 700 Sc
him up with view NV noekiu ~ hin
down.
8. AlluE diloot yoor whisky fer new
converts. II talks much TO convert
Ablishnist, and ef 700 use the pure artil.
kle 1t would kill Ordinary constooshit
aiore bod hev time 10 vote, which WOO,
be aggervatin.
o. sarch the skripters faiihelully ie
seeh passages ez cussid be Kanan ser
vance obey your masters and sieh.
Z. Learn to rede, or at least Git tn
shaid Nv the letters so 6xt in your min,
that when you qwote frum 4 book e
newspaper, you viii hold it rite side NJ
Eddicashen hes bin grato help 2 me
3. Learn to spell aud pronounce Nil
senegenenashun. Il Is good word.
The CRATE ledin ices uv our sekt vic
II is yoor dooty to inlulkait il these
The nigger's u ape, Linkip is a qorillel
JEFF Davis chrisshen gentleman, IN
rebellynn struggle fer rites, the sojer
buddy tool, Ben. Butler beess ct set
terry. 700 air never beevs in Fedra
vietrys, but must allux credit confedri
successes, ] weodent advice VOC to 10
your faith in the Confederasy 20 80 "a
as to talk their skrip on yer salary
neither wood burn greenbax.
l hey dun, Go, my bruther. Let ye
polcr star be Dimoerisy, yer rallgin,
cry, " The Yoonyuu ez IL wus-the Con
stitooshun ez itiz, which is latitoodinns
lite the good ute, ard the day will cum
wen 700 kin lay OFF yer armer, and wit
" 7. NJ after yer Main, engoy tho re
pose that Rlluz follows well-direeted an
wiggerus effort
Bro. Punt startid to-day Tor Suther
Alilnoyi where he has a congregation.
PETRoLEuM Y. Nasty.
Pastor NV sed Church, In charge
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