Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1864-09-02
Sltrs and Otlf Itrps

VGErAB STi0fE ki1pko{ia pAssA NNf
+ aAtreeeAa ssaad grsasdeal HaoFe hacklnE than :
tnsa-
zrv u. 1osepIi BOT Snto lie -Yg Because there
v1sat any room for him IN the family circle
Trr raane>t man On record santin o bll against
isHlss esate feF day floor attending heF
fsnaral
He wRo admits fIat ne hss secret e kssPha BIZ.
5iaF SCI revealed Que half Of q sad the f}her Why
soon follow
f~asg9f,e bopea ffat thousands Of ralient nays
have this day been spoken when others FEsue nave
uttered ruinous yeas
f,a,p, ,rsep have the ssvees faara lie has bnt one
WHO fears t0d5 wrong. he has Thousand Rho mas
oEeteome that one,
vT1R4fgg confessed by our foes ahdyices aeknpwl-
edges ty our friends are probably real
Hs that falls isto SIN IS Eaa; he that greyes at
its saiat; he tiat'beaais OF itiaa devil.
ay5sqr,rp7rrs are IKE rats. and a mans mind like
g trap; they get in easily ana tneh perhaps can
pat At all
SNAIL hospital viii hold those Statesmen Who
have nnTaired their eanss not by pT7ate careless
mesa but careiulness for the public
Turtoo freaaent. use Of authority impairs it, If
aa th.naer were confirmed It would excite nomore sen
: satipn than fhe noise oi q mil
ekrs,sorsr,gas eahglA N a trap b Barclay
Hort Of ayIor township Cambria county, the 9th |
sr day The animal measured hFe ieet IN Iehg'n'
ae3s .Ty dear'Njehoas. said Lord Ssrangford II am
st
he dogs 4 Poor dogs Z replied his friend
ean Yo17AIsE says, A physician is an unfortunate
Gentleman who IS every day ca led upon to perform
niraeie-to reconcile. health with iutemIerance
TnrFaFti vEss.-taat is, the fact Of speaking the
truth Intentionally and even TO the injury q sel-s
less branch than blossom Of man moral strength
Of character Weakiing must he hate It as much as
they mar.
.sTnEng are shree urnsreIlas,' y said little Edll-
Rq j. g9ethg sa9fs rs hs @gsat s999sa o the e
all lslt talso5she leakestSf
sSTp one gentleman of honor to another sIf you
qars go ahead said the other, II had rather
hll dozen papers than one eoihn.
BEwApE Of having time neither to be coed nor to
he humane lie who gives himself leisure VIII have
- fs95fi3ss4 e 6firea, : - -.e.s
kFAxors musician who had made his fortune by
marriage being requested to sing in company, Per'
rait me said he TO initiate the nightingale, who
never sings afferhe has made his nest II
THERE is nothing which 50 surely takes all the
heart and strength and nobeness Of character out Of
man as the habit of soRg from morning tlll night
ylstabat he liaes, anddoing it because he likes It.
JEALOUS woman cannot be cured either by word
or deed. She resembles kettle drum which, OF
all instruments is the most difficult to tune, and
ag keeps in time the shortest time.
7uUpeS y1c4op5A, it Is said. has beeome insane,
and has turned sprtualist She recently visited the
sick bed Of the Duke Of Marlborough, who was sup
rosed to be dying, and sent message by HIM 10
Prince Albert. her dead husband The Duke has
neeoseFed and Albert, 1t is presumed, never recev-
ed the message
Par SwAyfs on FIRT.-severa peat swamps along
lie eastern coast have been fire for some time
8 5att. Which accounts for the heavy smoke in the
- sthIosphere withrtle past few days It win take
much rain 10 fill the burning swamps and food out
tae 6res, ssr4f gsFrl. e-f<
FLoATNG 1sIASps.-In the Mediterranean Sea,
sS3 near thc coast of Seiy,a movable island has been
Esep ef iatsy sometimes fslng almost tefhe surface
sffhesmaer, and again Disappearing quite ont Of
SIGHT t Is supposed 70 be OF volcanic origin, ane
an English ressel with a<arge Of scientific nen on
hoard sstationed in the vicinity, watching the pha
- ses OF the phenomenon.
As the season of recipes is approaching, We giY'
the following How to calumniate If your eneml
saafdAn ofFetred aud studdas habits hint that h
has gone mad fyou see him alone at church o
ieatre, report thaf he is separated from his wife
and III Any ease declare he drinks he cant disproyeit
naor la al bome Ifhe walks straight ~ inc s'ree'
= DE may reel inlthe paElor' ssho P sAH
g 2 = s.p s. TsR serIeE "A young girl. seventeen year
of age came from MahaSka to tins to@h Owl 1aa,se le
days7 7snee.in order to procure a marriage uceiss ~
% A order 10 takethe oahgith aelearcons
Is e}sheaeen strap q aorI5 III sTe.
written the gumber 1s so that she couiu @s wv
~ ,yb9 over ls bv which means she secured hel
- qansa. was forthwith joined 10 her loyef ana teeu
I ed feher honle. KhoaefH6 tIoecal ne
e,rcrt.R Dbenon.enon occurred recently
ss.N g13e line of the Atlantic and treat :, -
As near Wooster Chic All at ONE s ,-s ma
I'D track disappeared IN the most mysterious m I
o~ <If non examination, it was found 'hat 1,ssu -!
lnndred feet Of the road had sunk ana wa eo'ao
.a.si,l, while into the cavity formed. eiach ~
snd heavy streams OF water guslea IRON i pe.o@
Withthe water there was thrown aP a naI,(a ~ =
aveIess fab srill living. The sink IS one VI ~
5Ttb md considerable difficulty viii be experen
sa inJ6liiagit.
war advertses from Johrson's Island N morn l
;-naf for a substitute to take his place IN the u
WtSrEpr-A "A substitute to stay here IN my pi
~ mist Be thirty years old. have q eoot ~ H.
character A digestive powers ana = nor o. 1p' ~ \
20 writing poetry 10 such an one .;ns il ~ and
o,,ag Of q strict retirement, army ratiohs anu
~a;t;gated 4gatchfulness TO prevent them !r0ih
tipg los are offered for an indefinite periouii
d~ess mo al block i, Room i, johnson ISL
Military prison. at any time for the heAv
tears. enclosing half dozen postage stamps, n s.
.a4scyeJa
4c,vert..R AxrcDorE.-There was young
an left "a the care Of a house, her master anu
sHlA fress being in the country. One nisi.' ~ ~ -
Is9 Then She was undressing nerseli, sue -, ~
- tba glass and said d:-"H0w handsome ! ip'
@ ;el3.canr ~ When she arose in the mo
* fo1nd the house was robbed she was taAel
rstodv On spsaieion Of being concerned IN m uls
lev WA tried and acquitted. Sometime al teF ~ e 4
oq she, was walking in company with a iep@,s a (
y,s q man passing her, sad :-''ho~ @ fbly
r;;.rb4-cap ~ The expression ~ - I
~ " 4 Ne was the nan who robbed me
sbs se;zed hold OF him with the utmost llsi III !
81 I'll b;n, FAST assisted BY her coihptHiWol ~
- srasgae ito custody ~ "ii'ct sills si ~, /
cd he was under tAe pei - iL5-a the bonse {
g. ..t-.sssia, freviously 70 his ropplls 'A0
~ scred accordingly