The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1864-03-30
Anythings.

| Anythtngs.
If husband and wife are too fast III,
coupling may break as is the case will
other teams. .. Never sue man who ism
worth sous. =. In N. II. the "boys" club
and draw lots for girl when she passe.
20 years. Let this plan be established If
McGregor. Push the pith from an aide,
stock, till with rich earth, SOW various
flower seeds that bloom at the same time
and you will have variegated boquet Of
the greatest beauty. 80. Troubles with sol
d'ers, "vidows" and other parties are be.
coming so common in newspaper reports
as to be hardly worth mentioning .. There
have been 300 illegal marriages in West
Virginia since the war commenced. The
young folkes couldn't wait ard the Legis.
lature is now about to make the business
all square!. lin Philadelphia, last year
there were 100 applications for divorce. Is
this sign that married life is o. X. or is
it the reversed. The negroes in Dixie,
who have been put in possession of their
masters plantations invariably want "white
laborers." "Niggers don't like to work"
is their excuse for preferrins "white trash"
....1t is supposed Neal Dow would not
risk an escape from Libby Prison with his
late comrades in exile for fear Of getting a
"6rick in his hat !'. -. Webster spells tez.
Toe, the rim Of a wagon-wheel, tslly, plural,
fetties;: We lost the beer on it =. . February
22d was kept in Richmond with great
pomp, the reports OF Union papers to tho
contrary Notwithstanding .. Chief JUS
tice fancy (Taw.ney) is an old man but he
don't seem disposed to die to accommodate
the bloodhounds who hate him. Jesus said
If man looketh upon woman to lust for
her he hath committed adultery in his heart
II man observeth another to desire his
death, why has he not committed murder
in his heart. ."Rosecrans allows all
newspapers to circulate in his department"
How gracious the dear General is. Ameri-
can citizens are actually "allowcd" to dis
cuss the affairs of their own government!
80. The Icelander confesses toa crime
when he tells his nativity-Iszander!
A white boy sings out "Clear the track
little niger ~ The response comes
"new you jess left dis chile alone-you'll
wish yous niger you'sef afore dis wars
over !'... Gov. Curtin is said to have
stated that 100000 more troops will be
called for before July LIST :. Negley, Nc
Cook and Crittenden are excused from
blame at Chickamauga. .. (. Soldiers pay is
to be advanced to $ls month, if the bill
becomesa law. The Locomotive builders
Of Patterson, N. j., were told to 90 to work
1t once or the Government would take
possession and run the machine-they
went to work at the old wages. So also
did the Railroad workmen at Chicago un
der similar pressure >. Cairo, Illinois,
is filed with white and black, starving,
sickly, sem-nudc miserable southern refu
gees. II God is on either side Of this ter.
rible conflict He is not the Being we were
taught to revere Z. . The difference between
q Mexican pony and sentence of death
IS only an bone is mustang and the
other mustang. An Englshman revcr-
'es the pronunciation "A German SER
Vant girl in Chicago ran into the arms Of
gentleman who called at the house and
kissed him extensively. "Mein Go,tr
cred. "Ich drinks mine soldier brudcr yust
home como from te vars !" Banks stock
IS not bad now at the Presidential Board of
Trade. lie is devi!ish sly like Joe Bag.
stock. We think Fremont and CoLFAx
will be the strongest ticket against Lincoln
at Baltimore. Colfax defended Fremont
when body would touch him with a
ten foot pole. Wait for developments.