The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1864-09-09
Mr.. Nasty on the Candidates and Pat.

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CuURCHUv THE Moo DrsrENsAsnEN,l
Sept. 9, 1854 :
The nomirashens NV the Sheeagc
Convenslrua is made, and altho they
don's SCOT me. 4 shall support en-.
Post orases can't be attained, by us
thro Linkin--NlickLellan is the way
and as Dimekratik profit / remark,
"walEt We IN f." #I. ..
But I'm hevin time with my flock
Theirs more NV diversity NV opinion
than ever l saw among Dimoersts
nfore, ard I'm afcerd that my jigan-
tik inteltek aint hefty enufT to'recon.
sile che diT'enses. called mcetin
last mite, in the hopes NV scttIin mat
ters and restorin harmony.
I took the cheer, and made few
elokent remarks. Bros. Siples, Spot
IIopp and Camp, who hev faith to
bleeve they'll respectfully hold tie
orfises NV Assessor, Collekter, Post.
master, and Provo marshel, on the
strength Nv remarks l made to EN-,
wer en,hoOzyastik fer MickLcllan.
They blecvd him to be the Dimekrat.
tx Messiah, RAID up expressly 20 save
the instoosln. They shood give him
harty, corjel support. ...t
Bro. Punt who boards me, on tick,
and who furnishes me Ticker Oh the
same terms, wich is ez good ez Good
wish, and who eXpex payment wen |
git orfs, WIZ enthoozyastlker fer
MickLcllan than any NV us. He wuz
supprizd at the apathy that pervaled,
wen so much wuz at stake. lie per-
pozd cheers fer Mcclellan. Bros.
Siples, Spot, Camp, Hopp Punt, and
myself, cheerd with the widest en-
thoozyasm.
At this pint Bro. Cutie ariz. He
he'd Leerd noncents enuf. He wu2
under 40, and wuz able boddid. Con-
selSently he jined the Sons NV Lib
erty, and bot Revolver, and had his
rifle Gxt. Wat wuz 2 be dun with
them tools Wuz he to hev no op-
pcrtoonity to yoose en-? Wat he
wantid to know wuz MickLellan Peese
or WARP Ef he wuz Peesc, all rite.
He'd ez soon shoot Provo Marshcls
under his banner ez enybody's, but
bein Peese man h. must shoot sum.
boldly. He he'd neighbor read the
Platform to him day before yisterdy.
lie must say he wuz dizgusted. We
are Peese. We blccve in State Rites,
in immejit rccognishun NV Suthern
independence, and WIZ opposed to
cOershun. To all nv wich he he'd
sworn. He didn't go much on oaths,
but wen q cath sootid him he'd keep
it. Why didn't the Convenshm say
Peese? IF he he'd got to be dragd
in2 the army like Pecse lamb to the
slawter, he'd ez soon let Linkin drag
him cz MickLellan. 1t wuz the drag
gin in2 the feeld that he obgektid .
not the man who draggd him. He
wantid to know, he did. ..... -..
Ireplied . this misguided man.
assoomd that majestic, lofty, pene.
train case wich only 2 men in Amer
iky possest-me and ID. Webster ]
told him that obejense wuz the fust
prinsipplc NV Dimccrisy. The Con
venslTun--oUR Convenshun he'd nom
inatld-all we he'd to do wuz 2 vote
Ef the Conveushun he'd saw fit to
nominate war man, on a war plat
form, it wood hev bin our dooty
hcv votid it, but the Convenshun wuz
not hard on us. 1t accommodated
us all. Air 700 war Dimocrat P
Wasn't Mcclellan a Gineral? Isn't
he the inventor NV drafts? Z? Didn't
he arrest the Maryland Lejislacher
Air 700 n Peese man? Didn't the
magestik Mcclellan endorse Gudgt
Woodward?-didn't he take the nom
inashen at the hands NV Vallandig
ham? Air. yoo a Suthern man p
Ask any Suthern Gineral, who he't
ruther see at the he'd NV our armies
and he'd anser in thunder tones
MickLelian.! Then the Platform. I:
ther anything in it agin WARP Is thel
anything in it agin Peese? 1t is {
accommodatin platform, halleloogy
Bro. Hopp, who is thirstin after hu
man gore, can slake his thirst at thi'
fountin. To Bro Cutie, who wuz .
peese man, this platform wz tn,
white-winged angel, herself. l hevn'
eggsamined it critically, but / hevn'
the slightest doubt that the doctrine
NV four ordinashen, er totle depravi
ty, er elekshun, er free grace, kin b'