Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1864-01-31

a Yarkee has iu7sntsd maehins to EsEaogs
q boil from tss-kstte-
The man who eouTied an investigates says
Il isn't half ss good as soariiug an afselionass
girl
There IS ifm 10 Eleiu. IHincis. known %
] "GIay 4 Lunt" Hall iheir letters come d.
rsc.ed Lay q Grant
A cool stretch Of uagiuation--vTitiBg Do
seriPtion Of 3 asuoE-st0rm IN TIE dog-esTs.
A alsndeEeF Of ths softer sex undertakes -
prove teat Satan vas = woman, whose rama Wls
/ Lacy Fir.
PuRch says women FIRST rssortsd to tight
laeing % prove 70 men how wei they could
bear squeesing.
a Aasss," said Saubo. "ona Of ycur oKsuziB
I dead 'iodar too. 'FF1id % tel you boF AZ
oaes Tor feer yCu couidnt bore iL''
A woman string 70 sign q deed. the iudgB
asked her whistler her husbaud had compelled
her to sign t. He compel nae % said tie isdFi
no, n0t tEeEty Ike him
A dealer in feady-Elade linen sdVer.isea hiH
shirts ard ebemisss Endsrihe m8lii6uo1s appal.
ls;ion Of "Maie aud Female Envslopss"
A lady was lstely 1rrasssd in Cincinnati for
beating Der husband with 8 bunch Of candles
VIE. 4 15iek s1 sos.
Tie best espiisl for young man is a young
wife. Isis IS least sort Of capital that Is pro
duc.ive.
Hans, who is ipdgs Of morals Is Of cur
rsncy, says that icing lender 20 anothsr man's
vita is net in any way legal tender That
may bs point for the lawyers.
A western editor having published long
leader on '.hogs," rival paper in the sane VII
lage uphTaids him for obtruding his family
matters on the public.
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over another without q few drops ialliHg o.
oHs's selE
Why Is o drunkard hesitating 70 sign The
pledge Ike a skaptcsl Hindsol Because hS
doabts whether to give up the worship Of jag
oT-not.
SELLERS must be ieaTfully dishoHest," said
drs. Parting on, 'ss II seems 70 be nightly
Occurrences Tor = sentry 70 be relieved Of bis
watch
The frost went to The flower to marry, sud
said 70 the flower, wiz ihoRi" and the AoWer
toiiisd
"Ths cat has 20. a cold, ssid friend 70
Jones, pointing to s domestic fsvorite. "Yes.'
Jones replied, "she poor thing is subject 70 cat.
srrah"
A nsa msmber rosa 70 make his speech, and
ia bis embarrassment, began 70 seraieh his
head. ",Eell. really" excls5med Sheridan, ''he
has got 81 1nothing in his hos,i, aitsT al p
The fashion Of afhzing $40 cards" to mar
riage net ces, is followed by p.ASinE mo caE-
riRges" after dsssh5 We Woa.d guggest the
words mo wonder" after births.
a few mornings since, We wego relating 70
eur family The fact Of friead haviog found
upon his doorstep g hns hiils mals infant.
whom be adopted, when one Of the 0iIVs
branches gsmaTkeds "Ps dear, it'll be his step
N~
eidediy-
walked mile in the woods, viii tfsEel Ia a
wAl.s or sehoitische dezeu milss every night,
without Ustsriug Sigh, aud without any other
support than coat sleeve.
Little boys sh5uld 30 seen and net heard
As young Pfsoocity e00lly remarked to bis
teacher when he couldn't say his Lesson
A man may be ever 50 poor, he may b ever
90 unfortunate but be need nsver be hard ap
far candles 50 long as he makes iiEht Of his SAT
ieEings.
A married monster said he lately dresmsd
that be hsd sn angel By bis side, bu. upon va
king up be found it was nobody but bis Hiie-
There is a lady out Wess 80 modest that she
does not like 10 be looked At with The. naked
eye She considers naked syes imulodsst spec
iacles.
Two fellows making noise in tie Thealsg
Royal, Dublin, were brusqusly ordered 70 Be
silent By gigantic EmersldeT, who happened
10 be in the same boK, Ehersupon they shoutsos
''Ycu shall hear from us; our name is LsWes-
'Lawss, is %" qu0th the big man, then III
give yea an addition 70 your NAME" and kick
ing them out Of the box, he exclaimed, LaFTes
ye were, bat BY The powers, lis Oai-LrFes 80
are now.
A tail, gaunt chap, Tsfdtns as The W03ds hs
csmo ffom, once walked into P--s ehlthing
siors at Baton Rouge, and in q style Of toEgue
can't ernbody in ink, asked one Of tie CLERKS g
let hiua hsvs e ssuit Of clothes on tick Clerk,
not feeling Authorized 20 90 snTthing Of ths
kind referred him % P. Yerdzns aPpiy-
ing, was asked his name. which vas given
p, shaking his head rusfuiiyi said " No,
don't ike ihaf name. A msn OF youf naHe
once bcnghs a bll Of goods from ne and
never paid f6r them 'Oh. yes" replied gsz-
dsat, bright idos striking hin, that was my
father"