, 1864-11-09

. { thought, and we can make breathing q iin
= Guilty By thinking about 1t.
5 Events are constantly ticking place. a,
J, politicians are constantly deeirous Of dol,
{ th: same thing.
? Why is the letter Z like young lady q,
Ing away her sWeetheart to another? B
cauec 1t makes over q lover.
Good mariners ara part Of good moral
, and IT as much your d1ty as yoHr interest
practice both.
Love Is the ace of hea>ts, and 1t trumps IL
worlds Mnga, queens, knayes, diamond
and all the,7est Of the pack.
The SCIENCE that could teach uany men t
io1get would be more welcome to them tia
all the t1icke-3 Of Mnemonics.
We admire to see fellow take q twent
cent cigar from hts month to g4umble at pay
ting i've cents for morning paper
TIE poor auther must "keep the vol
from tie door," and be has no weapon will
which to cont1ont'him but his trus1y steel
pen
It mstters not how tridfDg the speciality
If man only &nows 30 netting that NOBODY
else knows, the world Will respect him.
What philosophers have advised a6o1j
never opening our mouths unless we haYe
eemething to say, is impracticable nonsense
Woman, as We learn from Genesis, isa bone,
and that may be the: rcason why 80 many
i OG81 AAS AEuL4tEs lOE uET4
An Irish painter declares In an adyertiae-
ment, that, among other portraits, he haa a
| representation of Death. as large as Iite. y
There arc many people w1ose intellect and
Judgment would stand much higher in the
worlds estimation if they had never been
| taught to write.
| "Havs you ever broken horse ?" incurred
l. a ho1fe-jcekey. "No, not exaetly,'' reolied
sihmonsy "but have broken three or 1our
| w:gons."
4hcte IS certainly no rarer, more amiable
and candid quality, than habitual iastice to
the motives Of people not in our sci, aud not
subject to cur Influences.
a critic says there ia good deal Of art in
Ewing magazine article "a proper head."-
the proper point.
Don't expect an autber, In his daily ann.
veasshon, nke the gill with the fairy tale, to
be always talkfrg pearls and diamonds. An
author can he always authoring.
The truest self respect lies not in exactinp
nonor t5at Is undeserved, but In striving TO
attain that VoIth nhich receives hoaor and
observance as Its rightfnl due.
An Iriebman who had been asked II fnr.
nish proof Of his marriage, took Off hIs hat
ard exhibited scar on his head. "Here,'
faid he' 1s NJ i, marriage certificate. That's
Julius Cesar Hannibal, giving an accout of
heavin' and # that wasn't enough, de cap. "
ehe horen
You'may have gerins, eense, learning and
the power Of expression, SO as to write prozc
to !1vsl Burke or johnson, and after ali may
make yourself Ridiculous By trying our hand
any brethren" said Swift In sermon.
There are three kinds Of pride, namely, Of
birth, Of riches, of intellect 1 shnll not
spesk OF The latter, mons Of you being liable
was asked. "Where ia your home ?" Look
ing with loving eyes at his mother, he re-
Piled, t'Where motherisin WasseyeT aquas.
tlon more tsuthfnlly, beautifully or touch
Tie minds of scholars arc libraries; those
OF anti9uariaus, lumber rooms; those OF !
fpottEmeD, kennels; those Of epicures, lard |
era and cellars; and those Of young damseIs /
the play grounds of bewhfskered cavaliers.
ST Peter Lely made 1t q rule never to look
That whenever he did 20 his pencil took
Tint from 1t. Always apply the same rule to |
bad books and bad company.
Look out for people who are habltually
Suspicious and ready to believe that Others
act from bad motives. In many cases the
evil they attribute to others is only what
they feel incliced to do themselves.
: Suppose man should steal fifty dollars
from you, aud that you should then chat
!erge him to toss up with you for your whole
forlnnel That would be parallel case to
oueltDg, as remedy for IN injury or an in
The mind that has learnt things and for
gotten them is on superior footing to that
Witch has Fever received the teaching. Most
things learnt may be partially forgotten in
everything but the training they have given,
cultivation Is consistent with great deal Of
A youngpupil in the non-resistant school
was once elected to the Legtsla-
[ure-of course from one of the Interior
counties- True to his principles, he drew no
bll! abollehtng all punishment tor crime,
md then prepared another forbfdding people
70 commit crimes.
"A persen complained to Dr. Franklin of
'ayirg been insplted BY one who called him
Fhat ; did jon call ,himY" 'Why,n said he,
Il called him scoundrel, too." "Weli.H
'esnmed franklin, ~ presume you both
poke the truth.
An editor being asked why he did not
9ub!1sh the communication sent to his Office,
eplied, because nobody would ever publish
o be even with the world He had news
'aper 81 his own; aud correspondents might
% to the devil.
,b. good. gigantic ss1le D, the br,vn nd ear,b
This autumn nornt1gi Hog be sets bis i,nnes
o b.sk i the sun, ard thrust out knees and feet
g It,ta ,ne :, TEppe E M to TIT oyef in Its mlrth;
he wbte tIes,t oI tbe on ne nfap
O1a Fo+har pnshrn1i afNa. s e"ee'!
~. fhat the best critic1s he aver raees1 aeen 70
hfs nraanhin9 E9os sa frot ne,a Iecelvea
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'us concludes: Atter having walked
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rt With al his money fur health. n
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