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Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1863-07-09
NOTICE.
OFFICE U. S. Assessor
INTERNAL REVENUE,
Boonsboro', May 5th, 1873

fVHE Assistant Assessors for Allegany Coun-
L ty having made returns Of taXables, assess
ed during the menth of April 1863, notice is
hereby given that said returns will be open to
the in Inspection of all whom it may concern, at
the Office of Henry d. Wincow, Assistant As
SCISSOR, in the City of Cumberland, from Thurs
day the eth day of May, to Wednesday the Sd
day of June proximo, on which latter day he
will hear appeals in writing, if any there be,
from the valuation of said Assistant Assessors,
at the office ofthe said II. d. Wineow.
Nav Its ELIAS DAVIS, Assessor.
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Soldiers Bouty, Pensions, Prize
. Money, Back Pay. &c.

GOVERNMENT CLAIM OFFICE,
No. 20 WEST BALTIMORE STREET
Near 81. Pam ST., Baltimore, Nd.
WINDOWS of soldiers who have died
w in the service of the United States are
entitled to pension for life, in addition to
the Bounty of $500, and all arreaiagcs of pay.
Children and heirs OF deceased soldiers,
(where there is no widow living are entitled
to Bounty, &c.
Discharged soldiers, who have served two
years, are entitled 10 a Bounty of $500.
Discharged soldiers who have net served two
years. but who have received wounds in battle
re entitled to a Bounty of 800 and Pension
Loldiers who have been prisoners Of war
are entitled to cor,mntation Of Rations.
iSramen in Unit States service, are entitled
to Prize Money, Naval Bonntes &c,
Prompt attention given to all claims against
the United States. WIN. 3. HILL.
Government Claim Office,
No. 70 W. Fayette ST, Baltimore, Md
June Is, 1863.
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Godey's Lady's Book,
1913 Chestnut St., Philadelphia

nWlNG to the immense increase in the price
of paper, and OF every other article USED
in our business, now nearly double what II
,ras ,hr 90 months since, are obliged to make
a t,iGinp advance in the price ofour clubs,
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Order of Ratification.
George Smith Executor of John Hoye deceased
Michael Broderick and Wife.
Inthe Circuit Court for Allegany County, as n
Court Of Equity. No. 1910.

ORDERED this 2Sth day of May 1853, that
" the sale mudo and reported by Thomas De-
vecmon Trustee, in the above cause be ratified
and confirmed, unless cause to the contrary
thereof be shown, on or before the first day Of
July next, provided copy Of this order be in
serted in some newspaper printed at Cumber'
land, once in each of three successive weeks
before the 2jth day of June next
The report states the amount Of sale to DO
$50. HORACE RESLEY Clerk.
True Copy: Test-H. RESLEY Clerk.
june 4, 1S6S-3w.
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Notice to the Public.

A MAN by the name of John Miller, having
n fraudulently obtained note against the
undersigned, all persons are hereby fore
warned not to buy or trade for said note as
we will not pay the same, unless compelled to
do 80 according to law.
SALEM MOORE,
LEVI MOORE.
Barton, Nav 81, 1865.
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29J ACRES, More or Less,
TUG IMPROVEMENTS oHo ." "s0Fy
Log Dwelling Weatherboarded

11O5 y " o]H~1]O "
% by 10 feet, with a back building 30 by 10
feet, with poarch the full length of both build
ings; there is also small y story log house
on said farm, double log barn with thrashinIg
floor, corn crib, stone spring house and smoke
house, also an excellent well of water l3 feet
deep at the kitchen door, The land is clear OF
stone, and is desirable for farming or for rails
irg stock.
The farm will be sold to suit purchasers and
any one wishing to purchase will do well TO
examine the property.
A good title will he given to the purchaser.
Ifnot sold the farm will be exchanged for
Town property.
June %. JOHN B. KELLER.
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OIL PAINTINGS.
Auditors Notice in Insolvency.

'IHE creditors Of Monroe C. Carton, an In
L solvent Petitioner, are hereby notified to
file their claims properly authenticated, with
the undersigned, on or before the 18th day of
June next, as an account will then be stated,
distributing amongst creditors, the proceeds
of said nsovent's estate, now in the hands OF
George A. Pearre, his trustee.
Nav %, 1863. ]. J. MCHENRY, Auditor
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WANTED.
Military w orks.

4 LII the late publications by eminent
N Military Men. for sale at the Book
Store St Nicholas Hotel.
May %. WIN. ANDRE WS.
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O,der of Ratification.
Andrew j. Jones,

Andrew j. Jones,
The Homecoming Coal h TRANSPORTATION COM
pany of AlIegany county, James D. Arm
strong and others.
In the Circuit Court for Allegany county as
Court of Equity. No. 1881.
ORDERED, by the Circuit rt G Court n,i tor
~ Aegauy county as cou r.. Of Eq gu Hs
this 10Th day of June, 1863, that the SAFE OF me
mortgaged real and personal property in TINS
cause decreed to he sold, made aud reported by
Charles B. Thruston, the trustee Tor the sale
thereof be ratified aud confirmed, unless cause
to the contrary thereof be shown on or before
the 18th day ofJuly next: Provided copy OF
this order be inserted in some newspaper pub
ished in the city of Cumberland, once in each
of three successive weeks before the l lth day
ofJuly next.
The report states the amount of sales to be
1881.
H.. RESLEY, Clerk.
True copy-Test-H. RESLEf,
June II, l663--3t. CLERK
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Estate of James 7. Magill.

NOTICE is hereby given that the subscriber
~ have obtained from the Orphans Court of
Allegany county, letters of Administration on
the estate of James T Magill, late of Allegany
county, Md, deceased. All persons having
claims against said decd, are hereby warned to
exhibit the same, properly authenticated, to
the subscriber, or before the 4th day OF Dece.
1861. otherwise they may by law be ex-
cluded from all benefit in said estate. Anper-
sons indebted are requested to make imme diate
payment Given under my hand this 4th day
of June, 1868.
JACOB BROWN,
June 1, 1883. Administrator'
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HOLLO WAYS PILLS
And OINTMENT.

All who have Friends and Relatives in the
Army or Navy, should take especial care, that
they be amply supplied with these Pills and
Ointment; and where the brave Soldiers and
Sailors have neglected to provide themselves
with them, no better present can be sent them
by their friends. They have been proved to DO
the Soldiers never. failing friend in the hour OF
nepd
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The Confessions and Experience Of 6
Young Man.

L clal benefit of young men, and those who
suffer with Nervous Debility, Loss of Memory,
Premature Decay, &C.; &C., by one who has
cured himself by simple means, after being put
to great expense and Inconvenience, through
the use of worthless medicines prescribed by
learned Doctors. Single copies may be had
(frsel Of tic author, G. A. LAMBERT, Esq,
Greenpoint Long Island, by enclosing an ad-
dressed envelope Address CHAS. A. LAM
BERT, Greenpoint, Long leland, New York.
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Six Cents Reward.

DANAWAY from the subscriber living in
II Cumberland, an Indented Apprentice,
named Patrick Leo, aged about years. All
persons are hereby notified not to harbor or
trust him on my account.
The above reward will be pair for his deliv-
cry TO me- HENRY BOltHMAN'
Cumberland May 81.
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.YEFgr ER.ES

10 copies, Que year, ana IN extra copy
TO the person making up the club,
making | copies, one year. 20 90
The last is the only club we have where au
extra copy is given.
In the $50 90 club no other Magazine can
he introduced in place OF q Lady's Book but
Arthur's Home Magazine, and that at the same
price AS the Lady's Book.
Special EEUBRE.s'G.
Godey'a I.adys Book and IIarpers Mag
asne will be sent year on rcceip to 50 90
Godey's Ladys Book and Arthurs Mag
a2ne year on receipt OF w
Godey's Lady's Book, Harper's Magazine
and Arthurs Home Magazine, year 90
Trt-,,,s to Cn,,odn Subscribers.
, conv. one year So 90
- ,nn;o, one year 5 90
= comics one YEAR rs
1 copies, one gear ~
= cor;es ono year II %
g cop;ee one year 10 so
10 copies one year. and copy TO the
rersor sending the club, makingll
ronies 90 IS
Uron subscriptions received on the above
terms we ray the postage to the lines.
We cannot depart from these terms, and 1t
10 useless TO send MS money asking tor more
copies for the amout sent than we have offered.
n every case where moie are asked, we viii
send as many copies as the money RENTED
will nav tor-and consider the transaction
closed. l." A uODAl.
Jnly q 1863
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TlCc " CChlo
EEikkA 4 LECTURE BY DR.. CULVER
k.SszW a WE'LL, ON THE CAUSEAND
~A-A2E@ CURE of Spermatorrhea, Con-
sumption, Mental and Physical Debility, Ner-
vousness, Epilepsy; Impaired Nutrition of the
Body: Lassitudo; Weakness Of the Limbs and
the Back; Indisposition, and lncapacity for
Study aud Labor; Dizziness of Apprehension;
Loss of Memory; Aversion to Society; Love OF
Solitude; Timidity; Self-Distrust; Dizziness;
Headache; Affections of the Eyes; Pimples on
the Face involuntary Emissions, and Sexual
Incapacity; the Consequences of Youthful In
discretion. &c, &c.
This admirable Lecture clearly proves that
the above enumerated, often self-afilicted, evils
may be removed without medicine and without
dangerous surgical operations, and should be
read by every youth and every man in the lond.
Sent under seal, to any address, in plain,
sealed envelope, on the receipt of six cents, or
two postage stamps, by addressing
Dr.. CHASE. G. KLINE & 90. l27 Bowery,
New York. Post Office box 1856.
MAY 81, 1868.
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Constable's Sale.


NV virtne of three writs of ri. Fa. on Con-
II demnation, issued by VIM. r. Getty, a
Justice Of the Peace of the State OF Maryland
in and for Allegany County, to me directed at
the suit of John H. Wegman, against the
goods and chattles, lands and tenements, Ut
William F. Garlitz, | have seized and taken
in execution, all the right, title, interest and
estate of the said William F. Garli,z, in and to
the following property to wit
The one undivided two thirds of all that
tract or parcel of ground, being a part Of Il
tract of land called
WALNUT HILLS"
and being part of
LOT NO. 9,
of said tract of land, and situate in Alegany
County, and State of Maryland and beginning
for the ont lines thereof at a chestnut stake, and
runs North thirty-eight and n half (3S3D per-
ches to white oak marked with three notches,
then west ninety niue and one halt, (99t) per-
ches TO the beginning, containing
"a ACRES
of land being the same land conveyed to the
said William F. Garlitz by Henry Garltiz and
Lucy Garlilz his wife, by deed bearing date
18th September, 1862, and recorded No. 90, TO-
Ito %l9, one Of the Ian records OF Ailegany
Coanty.
And hereby give notice that ON WE'D
NESDAY THE 22ND DAY OF JULY, 1863,
in the Town of Grant.vile, in front OF Elijah
Browns Hotel, ! will offer for sale the said
property, so seized and taken in execution 10
the highest bidder for Cash, TO satisfy said
claim and cost.
JOHN NJ. KlGHT Constable.
July . I3G3
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Editor Of Ciriiian
DEAR SIR: With your permission l wish to
say to tho readers Of your paper that will send
by return mail to all who wish it, (free) Re-
cine, with full directions for making and using
a simple Vegetable Balm, that will effectually
remove, in 10 days, Pimples, Blotches, Tan,
Freckles, and all Impurities of the Skin, leav-
ing the same soft, clear, smooth and beautiful.
| will also mail free to those having Bald
Heads or Bare Faces, simple directions and in.
formation that will enable them to start o full
growth of Luxurient Hair, Whiskers, or
Moustache, in less than 80 days. All applica-
tions answered by return mail without charge.
Respectfully yours,
THoS. F. CHAPMAN, Chemist,
No. S3l Broadway, New York.
March 10, 1S63-2m.
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Frostburg Mills !!

NOTICE TO THE CITIZENS OF FRosTBURG
AND VICINITY.
THE undersigned having rented the Fostburg
L Mitl for a term of years, are prepared to
purchase all kinds of GRAIN and pay Cumber-
and prices. And will keep on hand
Family, Extra and Rye Flour,
Rye ChoD and Corn Meal,
And all X l;ds OF Mil Feed,
Which we will sell on reasonable trems for
Cash, and we solicit shnr, of the trade, and
ask dealers and persons generally togive US
trial We warrant our Flour to please, and
equal to any in the market.
JOHN L. RUSSELL & co.
April 9, 1s6S-3w.
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THE GREAT CAUSE OF
HUMAN MISERY.

just Published in Sealed Enveloped
Price 6 cents:
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E,,sOtrer,f's .tOfiCe.

July 8, 1S63-3m.
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commissioner,s Notice.

CoxxrssIoSER's OEHCE, MoRGAErowN, WA,
September 10th, 1868.
r EvI HAUGHT, complainant, In Chancery,
GEO. P. WILSON, ct ais, def is. Court of Mo-
uongalia County. .r.s
You are Hereby Notified, That have
fixed upon the 10th day of OCTOBER, 1853, at
INV said Office TO audit and settle the partnership
accounts of the firm of Fluharty and Taught,
named in said cause, and for this purpose shall
ascertain and report
lat The Indebtedness of the said copartner-
shin contracted prior to, and owing on the 18th
day of April, 1853.
ID. VIXEN said debts were contracted and by
whom and where, when payable and by whom
Maid: together with anything else deemed peril
nent BY the master or specially required by any
of the parties.
The above points being submitted to master
of said Court at its August Term, 1853, III SAID
cause, wherein you are plaintiff and defendants,
at which time and place-you are required to at
tend.
Given under my hand as Commissioner IN
Cbancery of the said Court, the day and year
first aforesaid. l.. s. LAlloN'
CON 12-5w.S4.OO.7 Commissioner.
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Universal Satisfaction.
PRICES FROM FIFTY DOLLARS UPWARD.

The attention of tailors and other manufactu-
rers recurring the use of fast and durable lock
stitch machine, is directed to the No. Q. This is
q new and admirable machine, operating with
the greatest ease, and with but little noise, and,
although but lately put into the market, is al
ready a great favorite with manufacturers. 1t
is a first class machine, at low price.
w Parties, in ordering, will please to be par
ticular in stating whether they desire machine
making the Grover and Baker Stitch, or one ma
king the Lock Stitch.
Extra finished and Carved or Rosewood
Cases, for Nos 2s, 81 and 80, furnished at an
additional cost.
DRAFTS ALWAYS TO BE MADE
payable to the order of -
Principal Sales Rooms 10 Fifth Street.
NH oa.ies wi PITTsBURG, Pa.
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PUTTING ON A STAMP. If old Fl. is
opposed to "one thing more than
another" it is the use ofinterual rev.
enue stamps, and he loses no opportu-
nifty of showing it. Not long since,
he was taken dangerously i'll, and it
was thought that it would be his last
sickness. The physiciau prescribed the
application of a plaster to some por-
tion of his body; and as it was being
applied, he reused himself from the
lethargy into which he had fallen,
and exclaimed
sConfound it cant you let man
die without putting stamp on hlm?'
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The Rockport Republic says: We
hear of a case in neighboriug town
where young man kicked his father
out of doors last fall, and sent him
off but as soon as he was drafted he
sent for the old man, and gave him
S., and is now supporting him.
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At a late meeting the following
dry toast was given, (the author of
which got buttered when he reached
home): The Press-the Pulpit-the
Petticoats-the three ruling powers
of the day. The first spreads know
ledge, the second spreads morals, and
the last spreads all over the side
walk"
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#liseetlanenus.
JOSH BILLINGS--TO CORRESPON-
DENTS,

DENTS.
Fred. You amt obliged to ask a
gals mother if yu ma go home with
her from partee git the gals endorse
ment, and sale in; it is proper enutt
to ask her to take yure arm, but yu
haint got no rite tn put yure arm
around her waste, unless you meet
Bear on the rode, and then yu are
bound to take yure arm away,
lust as soon as the Bear gifts
safely by.
Whip.-Yu are rite; Mules live to
a long age; i've known them myself
to live one hundred years, and not
half tri. Yu are rite also, about their
being sure-footed; i've known EN- to
kick man, twise in second, ten feet
oph.
Gertrude-Yonr inquiry stumps
me. The more think on it, the
more can't tell. Az near az can
rekolek on, think don't kno. Much
might be ced both ways, and neither
wa be rite. Upon the whole rather
reckon l wud, or wuddent, jiSt as /
thought best or otherwise.
Plutark-Yu'are mistaken; the
Shakers dom marry. If young Sha-
kers fall in low tina are sot to wedding
onions, and kures them forthwlthly.
| kant tell W now how much it dus
kost to jine the Shakers, but believe
that expenze used to be, including
having yurs hair cut and farming how
to danse, about $65.
Sportsman-Yure inquiry is not
edzackly in mi line, but haste to
repli, as foIlers to wit: The rite
length tn cut eph dogs tale haz
never yet bin fully discovered, but
IL undoubtedly somewsre bak ov hlz
ears provided Jus itthe dog consent.
n. BIT amt absolutely necessara
the deg consent should bein riteing.
Kate think Lord Biron was the
author ov the lines w speke ov:; twas
either him or twas Captain Kidd,
one or tother. Biron waz dreadful
timber at riteiag potri, SO waz Kidd,
but Byron waz the limberest.
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SPRING GOODS,
JUST RECEIVED AT e
W.D. SAWTELL BROTHERS
No. Q, Monroe street,
WHEELING, VA.
apl.4-ly.] - =.
Baltimore and Ohio RAILROAD
RE-OPENED! afa"

le3aF o 2
r,i1cSS : = Tia>. q ~.1aDon6n5.pv
lhs ohIht NAilvNAn Invn rs HAA1'
The Cars and Machinery DESTROYED are beng
replaced 6y NEW BUhhLNG STUN, WIN ~
recent improvements; and Is the
Bridgv q Trek are egsis n GOOD Condoh>S,
the well-earned reputation Of this road for
SPEED, SECURITY AND COMFORT,
will be more than sustained under the fsesesm-
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THE DAILY WORLD.

THE DAILY World is the most complete Com
mercal and News Paper published in America.
Besides as full telegraph news, war correspon-
dence and foreign news, &c, as any two'cent
daily, it contains also much fuller commercial
news Its Ship News Produce and Cattle Mar
ket reports, Foreign and Domestic Importatious,
Stock Lists, and Commercial news, no business
man can do without.
TERMS INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE):
One copy for one year...""........S
Four copies for one year.............. 30
For club Of ten copies, an extra copy will be
sent for one year
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JAMES A. DAVIS, =
CABINET MAKER, aud
Undertaken.

Is prepared to manufacture and furnish to or.
der Tables, Bureaus, Bed-Steads, Wash
Stands, Wardrobes, Chairs, Collins, and
everything in his line, at the shortest notice.
He has, also, finely finished and FASHION
ABLE Hearse, and will attend funerals in
town and country, at reasonable rates.
Morsanto~n Feb. II, 's3-f.
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THE money or coin in circulation
in this country only amount to about
two per cent of our whole wealth, and
it is probable that in other countries
the proportion is nearly the same.
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CoLER1DeE, the poet aud philoso-
pher, once arriving at an inn, called
out, "Waiter, do you dine here COL
lectiyely or individually" "Sir,'
replied the knight ofthe napkin, 'we
dimes at six.
The Morgantown monitor. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1863-1864, 1863-11-07

SOME men keep savage dogs around
their houses, so that the hungry poor
who stop to 'tget 8 bite may get it
outside the door.
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The editor who kissed his sweet
heart, saying, "please exchange is
believed not to have exceeded the
liberty of the press
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A KEEPER of saloon advertising
his establishment, thus concludes
"Those of my patrons who may re-
quire it shall be sent home on a wheel
borrow gratis. -
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sent for one year.
For club of twenty copies, the Seni-W eekly
will be sent for one year.
For club of fifty copies, the Daily will he
sent for one year.
For club of one hundred copies, the Daily,
Weekly, and Semi-Weekv will be sent for one
year.
Remittances for TIE WORLD may be made by
drafts, Treasury notes, or bank bills of specie
paying banks, and, where the attention of the
postmaster is called to the remittance at the time
Of mailing the letter, it may he made at ourrisk.
Specimen numbers sent to any address upon
application.
Address TEE WORLD,
No. 50 Park Row New York
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CAUTION None are genuine unless the
words HOLLOWAY, NEW YORK AID LoSDos,
are diseernible as Bdter-n,ork in every leaf Of
the book Of directions around each pot or boz;
the same may be plainly seen bp holding He leaf
to the light. A handsome reward viii be given to
any one rendering such information as may lead
to the detection Of any party or parties counter
feiting the medicines or vending the same know
ing them to bespurious. ="
ss&Sold at the man ufctory of Professor Hol-
loway, 80 Maiden Lane, New York, and BY all
respectable Druggists and Dealers in Medicine,
throughout the civilized world, in boxes At rs
cents and 81 each.
~ There is considerable saving by taking
the larger sizes
N.B.-Directions for the guidance Of patients
in every disorder are affixed to each box.
apls'63-ly
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LOT OF Dr.. CLEMMER'S UNRi.
n YALLELED REMEDY FOR DYSENTERY
lust receiyed and for sale, by
CARR, HANWAY, NYE, co.
Morpantown Sept. 5, l863-tf,
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Seteet guetrtJ.
gNoRAH,s REMoNsTRANCE.

rNoRAH,S REMoNSTRANCE
Now, Terence, have done with your tasing,
Do you be aisy, and let me alone;
It's the skin from me fingers we're squeezing,
Sure, We think they'r as hard as your own
I'm worried to death wild yer prating,
And frightened clane out OF my life;
So pray don't be idly consating
Youth ever catch me for wife.
What is it you say?-that I'm joking
That YOU won't bulge an inch from my side
Indade. now, y're mighty provoking,
And don't know which way to decide
Pm lust like the bird that the fowler
Is coaxing down into his snare;
Och. Terence! We sly scheming prowler
Ye're hunting me lips, declare
Leave off, sir How dare ye attempt 1t.
suppose, as you will have yer way,
I'd better (but mind me- yell rue it
Phase yer whim by just naming the day
Don't think it's for love I'm consulting
Och, murther! you're stopping me breath
But only in hopes of preventing
Meself being bother'd to death