The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1863-06-25
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Inc adhesive iabeI you put on luggage -
70 stick To IL yourself
Memory seldom. fails when its Office is to show US
the tomb Of our buried hopes.
When is a soldiers ammunition box like q coun-
try road When it is full of cartridges.
The man who hung himself with chord of music
has been cut down with a sharp east wind.
When man has the headache and says it's the
salmon you may safely cOncluTe that he has been
80 drinking like fish,
The Joyous peals Of marriage bell have sometimes,
il is said doeful echo in the after-nemories of the
parties concerned
Now mind you.'' whispered servant girl to her
neighhor, - don't say how missus drinks; but
between you and the decanter don't keep full all
day.
That was very greedy of you, Tommy, to eat
your little sisters share of cake
80 You told me, ma, L was always to take her
part said Tommy.
"My dear SAID gentleman young lady to
whom he expected to get married, - do you intend
TO make fool Of me 40
Mo- replied the lady; .' nature has saved me
the trouble
Glasgow antiquary recently visited Cathcart
Castle, and asked one Of the villagers if he knew
anything Of an old story about the building.
'' Ay," said the rustic, - there anither auld
story, but it fell doom lang since
Two pledges of Affection said the nurse,
addressing the anxious Smithers from the head of the
stairs.
All - sighed Smithers. would have suficed.
/ was prepared for a pledge, but cOnfound the
duplicate
OF a pigs ear, anyhow" said acquaintance, to
our friend Sykes the other day, during discussion
as to the merits of individual for certain position
Yes, J." returned s. 40 You just let box
yours, and If you don't have airing, then I'll
sell out, that's all -
Acquaintance dropped the subject.
gentleman went with friend to the opera house
IN London, and arrived there before doors we're
opened While wait ng in the crowd and standing
behind his friend, he amused himself by picking the
Pocket Of the latter, abstractng thererom a hand
kerchef. Hardly had he done when he
tapped on the shoulder, and, looking around. he
sa" a gentemanly looking individual who handed
him his own snuff box, with a polite bow observing
that he never knowingly operated on a brother
pfoiessIona', and was 50 ~ that he had made such
mistake this time"
How Man FEELS WHEN HE Is HUxG One would
naturally suppose that a man who suffered all the
horrors, just snort Of actual death, would risk
tne gaows again; but such, in case at least.
not the result. house breaker named Smith was
hanged at Tyburn, December 24th, 1905, and when
" mad huag nearly fifteen minutes the people
shouted IS A reprieve 80 He was cut bed and re-
covered When asked what his feelings had been,
Hs replied IN substance, 80 that when he was turned
oHI Ge Tor some time sensible of great pain,
OceisIoned by the weight of his BODY and felt his
sPirits IN a strange connection violently pressing
Y"ards; that having forced their way TO his head,
4g, as II were, saw a great blaze OF pIaring ligbt
winch seemed 90 out of his ewes with fash and
'e lost all sense of pain That after ne was cut
"n sad began to come to himself the blood and /
nus forcing themselves into their former channels
MIN, oy a sort of pricking shooting to such !
oisraoe pain he could have wished those hanged 1
'no had cut him down" Ever afterwards he went
me name OF - haf-hanged Smith This fellow
= "a returned to his former evil habits and was
; ,in tried at the Old Bailey for house breaking;
the jury brought in special verdict, leaving
!" quar- to the decision of the twelve judges who
(Jein III iaV0r OF the prisoner. Even this second
LS-e'iui escape did deter him from resuuinp
tPract'ces, and third time he was to have
~ l'ught to trial but the prosecutor died before
Sr Sr Ay aPgolnted and thus he once more got free
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