Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1863-09-15
The Democratic Position Explained . Long
Absent Member Of the Nasty Family.
CHURcH Nv Sr. VALAEDIaUM, J
WINeERT's CoaNERs, Orgust 8. (

Il CHURCH Nv OF. n ALAnDIGUM, 4
| WINeERT's CORNERS, Orgust 8.
I he'd a brother who left bis paternal roo
in 18forty nine, for the purpus Of maxim q
forth follerin the briny Dope. He didn'i
make 4 fortin, however, maxim iortins beir
a thing for which the Nasty family is moi
selibrated. He he'd bin absent all NV the
time, and had never word from his ma
tiy land. He went from this Country, and
when he landed at Moo York he cum strate
this place. | reserved him with opuu
arms.
"Josef," SEE |, "doo yoostill remain troo
in the democratic faith 81
petroleum. SEE he, II do. Ez wuz
resolved IN our Convenshun the year afore
started, | believe that Slaiyry is evil and
that the Democrisy Nv Ohio should use all
constooshnel mepes to mitdgait aud FINELY
eradycait it, and"
"Hold,' seq |, "times is changed. The
Democrisy now look upon slaiyry az bless.
in, but, 90 on"
81 believe" resoomed he, "that the set
tin Nv the question uyslaigry BY the Misso-
fy compromise wuz rite, and
"Hold on SEE |, eve repealed the Com
permise."
81 believe" retoltod he feebly, "that
slaivry is the creecher Nv lokle lei slashen,
and shoold be exclooded from the territoris,
and
"Stiddy," SEE I, "the Dimocrisy is
in favor NV extending it all over the terrt-
oris."
"Well," SEE Josef, SEE he, "lm fer the
Union wun and indivizable-that'sD imoc-
risy, amt it."
"Yes'" SEE /, with sevrai ifs and much
butts. We are jest now ez party ingay-
ged in the deliteful work NV splittin up the
Union in2 parts, as Vandaldigham. Jo-
sef your behint the age. You see, Josef, we
wuz fer the Union wun and indiyizabIe Jest
SO long ez the Dimocrisy, wich wus mostly
lokated Sowth, he'd conttoe Nv sed Union.
In them days Moo England wuz under
Then things changed. Moo England spred
over the West and Their war dangeruv losin
the controle. To check EN- we commenst
legisIatin; Justly repeelin the Compromise
SO they might take niggers ther if they
Good Git in fast enuff That wnz fail
yer, then we desided that the constitooshn
perfected slaiyiy, and that it Good 90
ther anyhow. Still Moo England beet
US, electin a Aboishn President, and
we bolted so that We Good Git shet nv
Moo England. And that's watts the wars
about"
SEE Josef, SEE he, petroleum, to me
it doth seem that all thet's Nv the Dim
ocrisy to which / wunst belonged is the
naim."
2 which | sentenshusly replide, ait air"
SEE Josef, SEE he, petroleum, | can't Git
il thro me. Ell had stayed at home, per-
haps I mite hey took these changis down
wun at time, bu, at one dose it's2 much.
Therefoar, Petroleum v, consider me owt
The old flags good enuff fer NE, thank you,
and Androo Jaxn wuz abowt the style Nv
Dimekrat you mite bet your bottom dollar
on. | repoodiate the hull ont. | don't
like egg shells, ner nuthin wut amt got no
meet into it, by which strikin meItysfor |
meen to say that party that hez disposed
of its prinsipples aud lives on empty naim
amt the assosiashun for any body but a
low graid Nv ijeots, and high graid Nv
skoundrels, sech ez woold garrote the God
dis nv Liberty for the white cotton mite
gowned she is piktorelly represented as
wearin. Petroleum v, adoo. :
=
The next day he enlisted. I saw him
depart with a bloc kote on. Ez he haddent
dollar that / Good borrer. / wuz rejoist
to see him 60. Respectively,
PETROLETTM ". Nasty.