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Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1863-10-17
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HunnewclPs Great Remedies.


h0nse, and aoby.
- They should have HrNNKwELl's UNIVERSAL CoUcu
REMEDY, because it eectualy Colds, Whouing and
Common ,ougs, Sore Throat Hsarscness, and is the
simple and eect soothing syrup in the world For Old or
young, by day night. Il may be used with tile greatest
freedom and tlreel Of the deaths by Consnni tou
stopped ond nfInts relieved of their suffering By what leaves
no stain behind. ...s
They shonld have HrxREwRtLs Tout AyoDYyF because it
is perfect remedy Tor Neura gtt Nervous or Sci Heal
acLe Tooth and Earace, St Nitus Dance rAinn stomach
Bowels Genuine Cholera Marbus, Kennatisn, Disrer=
after Ealing, NeVousness, lystcril and tie chf Of all
OF disease ard insanity, Loss Sleep It's character
though active. simple it, action In perfect unity
nature ;fits end cure relief.
r5' For tho Pains Of Monthly Menstruatons the AN0
DYNE has been most ccessal While Natures work is un-
disturbed and is Of its most important r0iats
{ y7 They should have UUNSkwELL'5 EcLECTlC PMS,
BECAUSE wi seldom but Single PHI for dose, all de-
rangcmens Of the stomach and bowels cured. They
cure nti yestio DySepsia Ieadace wcn caused by foul
neousy treated With Mcrcurils and Jaundice For Eou4s
They act simple assist nature 90 not make I'll BOX
the stonaph the fatal Of taking many
Pills at dose; and then wiatis important cry Fahi
aud every Pure, bottle goes far three OF
what j. ordinarily sold. ~
II teaboye good and results do
form TO declarations, will rcque agents to Refund the
Money This IS tie basis OF confidence, and that OF the
public Is asked to test
IIuNNEwEIL's UNIVERSAL COUGH REMEDY
HUNNEWElL's ToLU ANoDYNE
HuNNEwEII's EeLEcTIC PMS.
lg Faesinle Of J. L. Iunnewels signature corss
of genuine Only.
JOHN l.. Ht-NNEWELT- Proprietor Boston, Mass.
GEORGE WILLARD, Agont, Ashtabula, ohio.
SURE EcKsTEiN Co., JoHN D. PtEE Cincinnati Ohio,
.a.fE Wholesale agents. ..-.F
t-y- For SAFE Iy druggists everywhere.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1863-10-17
Eariy Phy ysieOi psEeaoraey of
rho .A.,aaor1cazn PooIo1 q,
a Word of Solemn Conscientious Advice tC
.i = Those who viii Reflect


eassof n,alatics preyail TO fearful extent In the
inunity unn ut least 100000 youth of both sexes annu
av to an carly grave Tase diseases very npericcty
uuestu 9her external manifes tatiOn, symptoms are
Nervous Debility. Realisation and exhaustion harasnius or
wasting ulon of the tissues OF the whole body short
BREATH hurried breathing ascending hill or
tight ofscps great papatinn OF tbs Hearts Asthma
Bronchitis aud sore Throat shaking Of the Of the Hands
aud limbs aversion to society and TO business or study
dimneSs of the sight loss Of the memory, dizziness oil the
head Neuralgia ain in the various parts OF the body
pan In the bncl limbs Lnnbago, Dyspepsia or lndiges-
Kiduuys other glands Of tue body Leueohea or Flour
Albus, e &c Likewise Epilepsy, llyseria and Nervous
Spasns. .". ... ..
Now in ninety nine cases in every hundred all the above
Lungs and that most usi1ous aud wIy form o consumption
Of the spinal nerves knowna Tnbes nesenterica have their
seat and origin dseae o Pelvic Nscea. Hence the want
the part Old school practice in treating syp
toms only.
DR. Andrew stone Tysciln Troy Lung and Hygenic
Institution engaged In treating this class Of m3den
muades with the astonishing The treatment
aduted Us the Institution is new IL Is sed upon sce t
principles. with discovered remedies, without minerals
puons The facilities OF cure are such that patients can
be cared their homes in any part OF the country from
culae descriptions of their by letter and have the
medicines sent by Mail express Printed interrogatorios
will be forwarded on application. .. "a. $50. .
Consumption Caarrh aud diseases Of the throat cured
as wp at the hoine of the patients at the Institution ny
sending the Cold Medic,ted INuAtING BAtsAMIc NMoRs
with inhaler and ample directions for their use and direct
cnrlesl nndeuce.
Patients wing for inerro gato'ies advice, must
| enclose return stamps to meet attention.
rf'The tending Physician will be found Mt the insu-
ton ior consustipu, from n. m. to each dsy. Sum
''!S IL 'i' Dr.. ANDREW STONE.
Physienn to the Troy Lung ltygien Institute,
.. and Physician for Diseases o the Heart Lungs.
v2G8 96 Filth Street, Troy, n. York
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Ayers Sarsaparilla

is compounded from the most ciitctual nnt-
dotes that medical science has discovered for
tllis affecting dstcmpcr, and for the euro Of tho
disorders it entails. That it is far superior 10
any other remedy yet devised, is known by all
who have given it a trial. That it does COM
bine virtues trply extraordinary in their effect
upon this class of complaints, is ind;spuiah'y
proven by the great multitude Of publicly
known and remarkable cures it las made CT
the following diseases Kings Evn CT
Glandular Swellings, Tunlore, Erur-
tions, pinples, Blotches and Sores, Ery-
sipelas Rose or St. Anthony's Fire, Salt
Rheuln, soald Head, Coughs from tn.
berculous deposits in the lungs, White
dwellings, Debility, Dropsy, Neuralgia
Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Syphilis and
Syphilitic Infections, MercIriGl Di7easo',
Female Weaknesses, and, indeed, The wEo'o
series of complaints that arise from impugi;y
/ Of fro b.ool. Minute reports of individual
cases may be found in AYERS AMERICAN
ALMANAC, which is furnished 10 the druggists
for grautous distribution, wherein may lie
learned the directions for its use, and some of
the remarkable cures which it has made Wien
all other remedies had failed to afford relief
Those cases are purposcly taken from all Soc
tons Of the country, in order that every reader
NAV have access to some one who can speak to
him of its benefits from personal. CNpeIicnCc.
Scrolula deprcsses the vital energies and thus
leaves its victims far more subject 10 disease
and its fatal results than arc healthy coiiStu-
tons. Hence it tends to shorten and docs
greatly shorten, the average duration Of human
life. The vast importance Of these eonsidora-
tions has led US TO spend years in pcifsciinG Il
remedy which is adequate 10 its cure. This
we now offer TO the public under the name Of
AYERs SARsAPARILLA, although it is COM
posed of ingredients, some Of which exceed the
best of .S.uS1pariHd in Alternative power. BY
its mid you may protect yourself from the suffer
ing and danger Of these disorders. Purgc out
the foul coTup:ions that rot and foster in the
blood; purge OUT the causes of disease arl
vigorous health will follow. by it ~
virtues this remedy stimulates the
tons, and thus cXpols tie distcmpcrs T..I
lurl within the system or burst out on any
part Of it.. ,--. -Eaf- f.t.rl
We know the public have been deceived by
many compounds Of .SarS1raiHa, that promised
much and did nothing; but they villneithcr 10
deceived nor disappointed in this, Its virtues
have been proven ~ abundant trial, and there
remains no question of its Surprising excellence
for the cure of the afiicting diseases it is in
tended 10 reach. Although under the same
name, it il 4 very different medicine from any
other which has been before tic people, and IS
far more ctfectual than any other which las
ever been available 10 them
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1863-10-17

THE peculiar faint or
infection which we call
SCRo7uLA turks in
the constitutions Of
multitules of mcnIt
either proturcs or is
produced by on en-
fceblcd, viliatetr state
of the blood, wherein
that fluid becomes in
competent to sustain
1.-THE vital forces in their
vigorous action, aud
leaves the system to
I fall inin 1i1prtlCr md
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1863-10-17
HelniJold's Gcaaiae Preparation Highly
Concentrated Compound
Fluid Extract Buchu,

Aposive and Specific Remedy for diseases Of the Blasdef
Kidneys, Gravel and Dropsical sN'ellings.
This medicine increases the power Of De ston, and ex
elites the Absorbans into healthy action, b. which the
watery Cacerous depositlons and all the unNura en-
fragments reduced well pain and nba, ,mauonS
and is good for Men, Women and Children.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1863-07-03
VOL. 6, NO As.
A Disappointed Woman.

A few months since gentleman had the mis-
fortune to lose his wife, literary lady of some
reputation. After grieving for number of
weeks, bright idea entered the head of the
widower. He thought that he could do some
thing to lessen his sorrow, and for that purpose
he called upon lady of his acquaintance, and
requested to speak word with her in private.
Thinking that she was about to receive propo-
sal, the lady prepared to listen with becoming
resignation.
'sMyrrha," said he with downcast eyes as he
took her hand, ''you knew my wife,"
Certainly"
| sit is not good for man to be alone"
"Perhaps not"
"Did you ever reflect upon that part of the
marriage service which required couples to
cleave unto each other till death do us parta"
81 have"
81 have often reflected upon it myself. Now
death has parted me from my wife, and feel
very lonely"
81 should think it likely"
81 think must do something to restore to
me her kind consolation, and the memory of her
virtues"
He pressed the lady's hand and sighed. She
returned the pressure, and also suffered a sigh
to escape her.
"My DEAR" he said, after long pause, 'pll
come to point at once, | have a proposal to
make"
GA proposals"
She blushed and covered her face with her
hand.
eyes. have concluded to write my wifes
biography. Now | have had but little skill in
literary exercises, and if you will correct my
manuscript and write the headings of the chap
ters, will give you five dollars"
She sprang from his side and her eyes flashed
with anger.
''rll see you hanged first, and then won'i
j-you-you-"
She left the room not being able to express hel
feelings. The widower sighed, took his hat, and
went home. He has not yet published nor pro-
posed. 1t was pity to be SO misunderstood
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TO CONSERVATIVES.

The advertiser having been restored to health In
few weeks, by very simple remedy, after hav-
ing suffered several years with severe lung affec-
tion, and that dread disease, Consumption-is anx-
ioas to make known to his fellow. sufferers the
means of cure.
To all who desire it, he will send copy OF the
prescription used Gree of charge,) with the direc-
tons for preparing and using the same, which they
will find SURE CURE for CONS SUMPTION,
ASTHMA, BRONC HITS, &c. The only object
of the advertiser in sending the Prescription is to
benefit the afflicted, and spread Information which
he conceives to be invaluable, and hopes every
sufferer will try his remedy, as 1t will cost them
nothing, and may prove blessing.
REv. EDWARD A. WILSON,
ap24-Sm Wiliamsburgh, Kings Co., N. Y.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1863-07-03

this so-called Republican Administration, all is
changed. Free press and free discussion are
prohibited as far as possible, and bars, bolts,
dungeons, bastiles, &C., are the punishment for
exercising them! This course of the Admins
tration is proof positive that IL cannot defend It,
self before the bar Of public opinion, and hence is
seeking to perpetrate false and odious policy
by Force and Terrorism.
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G.. N. lex o TX ],
DENTIST.

will attend punctually and carefully to all opera
tions entrusted to his care.
NATURAL TEETH filed. regulated, polished, &C.,
in the best manner, and ARTIFICIAL TEETH inserted
from one to an entire sett.
Office in the Bank Building, on Juliana street,
Bedford.
CASH TERMS will be strictly adhered to-.
In addition to recent improvements in the mount
ing of ARTIFICIAL TEETH on Gold and Silver Plate,
am now using, as base for Artificial work, "a new
and beautiful article, (Vulcanite or Vueanized In
dia Rubber) stronger, closer fitting, more comfort
sbe and more natural than either Gold or Silver,
and 20per cent. cheaper than silver. Call and see
C. N. HICKOK.
Bedford, January 16, 1868.
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earDuring Jackson's term an application was
made for the removal of some postmaster or dep
uty postmaster in one of the Northern States, and
it was urged upon the President with great
deal of earnestness, first by letter, and then a
special committee came here and demonstrated
with great bitterness against the continuance of
this violent political opponent of the President
To cap the climax, as the committee suppo-
sed, Of the postmaster's offence, and insure his
removal, they told the President that the obnox-
ious officer had called General Jackson ''d-d
gray headed -" s'Did he?" said the Cen
eral. "He did," eff am not Mistaken" said
jackson, "that man stormed Stony Point under
Wayne, and any man who did that has my per-
mission to be postmaster, and to curse me for
the balance of his life.'
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EXECUTORS NOTICE.

Whereas letters testamentary to the estate of An
thony Zimmers, late of Bedford township, Bedford
county, Decd have been granted to the subscribers,
all persons indebted to said estate are requested to
make immediate payment, and those having claims
against the same will present them duly authent-
Gated for settlement.
GEORGE X. ZINMERS, Bedford tp.,
J.W. .LINGENFELTER, Bedford bor
Nav 22, 1S63-6ts.
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EXECUTORS NOTICE.

Letters testamentary the estate of Nancy T.
Black. late of Bloody Run borough, deceased, have
been granted to the subscriber, residing in said
borcugh all persons indebted to said estate are
9uested to make immediate payment, and those
Aavng claims against the same will present them
duly authenticated for settlement.
SAMUEL BENDER, Lx'r.
May %, ls63--6ts
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eyDiferent sounds travel with different de-
grees of velocity. A call to dinner will run over
a ten acre lot in minute and a half, while
summons to work will take from five to ten
minutes
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Gran English writer says, in his advice to
young married woman, that their mother Eve
married a Gardener. Some one wittily remar-
ked that it might be added that the gardener in
consequence of the match, lost his situation.
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eyPeople who suppose that good prayer is
preferred to good act, doubtless imagine that
God has more heaIing thaneyesght. The end,
we fear, will show that they reasoned from
false premises. The poor are oftener prayed
for than helped. The reason is, we believe,
that breath is cheaper than bullion.
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sEI went to Washington for the purpose and
put up at large hotel where seeing the landlord,
| accosted him with elbow dye do, square?"
"Half dollar. We charge twenty-five cents for
looking at the landlord, and fifty for speaking
to him. If you want supper, boy will show
you to the dining room for twenty-five cents.
Your room bein' in the tenth story, it will cost
you dollar to be shown up there" ''How much
do you AK a man for breathin' in this equinom-
ikal tavrun?"-sed I. ''Ten cents BREATH"
was his reply.
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AN INGENIOUS TEST "A short time ago
merchant, in prosecuting his morning tour in
the suburbs, found, as he walked along, a purse
containing considerable sum of money. He
observed lady at some distance, who he thought
would be the owner and loser. Determined to
be correct in the party to whom he delivered it,
he fell upon strange yet ingenious, plan to ef-
feet this; he resolved to act the part Of poor,
distressed man and boldly went forward hat in
hand asked aims. This was answered with a
polite, Go away! l have nothing to give you
tue poor man, however, persisting in his entrea-
ties would not go until he had got assistance for
his famishing wife and children. At last the
lady condescended but to her disinay found the
wherewith was gone. The merchant, with a
polite bow, returned the purse, with the advice
in future to be more generous to the distressed.
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e|During the recent rebel raid into Western
Virginia, one of Gen. Jenkins men stole lady's
hoop skirt, which so enraged the General that
he ordered the fellow to wear it whole month.
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cs-A dandy, smoking cigar, having enter
ed a menagerie, the proprietor requested him to
take the weed from his mouth, lest he should
teach the other monkeys bad habits"
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e-The best adhesive label that can be put
on luggage is to stick to ii yourself,
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WILD GAME-A few days ago steamboat
stopped at a landing some where in Arkansas,
to wood. A passenger on board the boat,took
his gun and stepped on shore, hoping that dur
ing the hour they were likely to stop he might
bag few birds. After travelling few rods he
came across rough looking fellow, and the fol-
lowing dialogue ensued:
"How are your
elbow are ye, stranger" replied the Arkan-
sas man.
"Have you any game in these parts2"
"Oh, yes, plenty on EN-"
"Whst sort of gamer
"Well, most any sort, but principally brag
and poker"
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How HE CAUGHT HIM.-In the neighborhood
of Chicago lives old uncle John johnson. He
came from the land of steady habits long time
ago, and would be glad to see the friends he
had left behind. But it was a long way to 60,
and he was old and stiff in the Joints. He sent
his son Tom to visit and bring him full report
of all the folks he once knew. Tom was right
glad to make the trip, and when he got to Nor
wich he soon found the girls SO agreeable that
he forgot all about the old cronies his father
wanted him to hunt up, and went back after
months visit. His father asked him about
his old neighbor Perkins. but Tom didn't recol-
lect the name.
well, how is Deacon Huntingdon
But Tom hadn't seen the deacon.
Did you see Mr. ROCKWELL
NO. Tom had missed seeing him. And so
the old man went on with his questions till he
saw that Tom had been fooling him; and to try
him once more he asked:
did you see old Parson Noyes?'
Tom thought it about time to have seen some
body, and answered promptly:
sOh, yes; he's first rate-sent lots Of love-
wants to see you badly
'Oh, murderp gasped the old man.--'You
little pesky liar, Parson Noyes has been dead
these forty years!'
Tom took a candle and went to bed.
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A. II. COFFROTH
SAMUEL KHTTERMAN,

JACOB REED, J.J. ScHELL,
REED AND SCHELb,
BANKERS Il DEALERS IN EXCHANGE,
BEDFORD, PENN'A.
UTDRAFTS bought and sold, collections made
aud money promptly remitted.
Deposits solicited.
REFERENCES.
Hon. Job Mann, Hon. John Cessna, aud John
Mower, Bedford Pa, r. Forward, Somerset, Bum,
Raiguel Il Co., Phil. J. Watt Co., J. W. Cmley,
& Co., Pittsburg.
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es-Laws are always multiplying Lawy ers,
and lawyers always multiplying laws.
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rSHe that loses his conscience has nothing
left worth keeping.
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eS-The Essense of Abotionism is--Be lieve
as do, or you are traitor
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ssrMore than 10000 emigrants arrived at
New York on Monday week from Germany
and Great Britain
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eJrOne day person pointed out man who
had profusion of rings on hisfngers to coop
er. ''Ah, master, ''said the artizan, ''its sign
Of weakness when so many hoops are used"
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TIE BEDFORD GAZETTE
IS PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING
BY IL. r. MEYERS,

At the following terms, to wit:
$2 90 per annum, if paid within the year.
$3.50 if not paid within the year.
wNo subscription taken for less than six mon this
U2-No paper discontinued until all arrearages are
paid, unless at the option of the publisher. 1t has
been decided BY the United States Courts that the
stoppage of newspaper without the payment of
arrearages, is pria facis evidence of fraud and as
a criminal offence.
UrThe courts have decided that persons are ac-
countable for the subscription price of newspapers,
il they take them from the post office, whether they
subscribe for them, or not.
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PRINTERs LrTANY.--From want of gold, from
wives that scold, from maidens old, by sharpers
''sold'-preserve us
From foppish sneers, mock auctioneers, and
woman's tears-deliver us
From stinging iies from coal-black eyes, and
babies cries--deliver us
From seedy coats, protested notes, and leaky
boots-protect US
From creaking doors, a wife that snores, con-
founded bores, and clothing stores protect us
From shabby hats, and torn cravats, and fly
ing brickbats--save us
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MANN u SPANG.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW, BEDFORD, PA.
The undersigned have associated themselves in
the Practice OF the Law, and will attend promptly
to all business entrusted to their cafe in Bedford
and adjoining counties.
UvOfice on Jullana Street, three doors south
of the "Mengel House," opposite the residence OF
Maj. Tate.
Bedford, Aug. !, 1861.
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WITNESSES THREE-Shortly before he died.
Patrick Henry, laying his hand on the Bible, said:
'sHere is Book worth more than all Others
yet it is my sad misfortune never to have read it,
until lately, with proper attention"
With voice and gesture, pertinent, and all his
own, John Randolph said:
ga terrible proof Of our deep depravity is,
that we can relish and remember anything bet
ter than ''The Book"
When the shades of death were gathering
around Sir Walter Scott, he said to the watch
er, "Bring the Book"
"What book?" asked I.ockhart, his son-in-law.
'There is but ONE book" said the dying man.
With such testimony as to the value of the
Sacred Scriptures, reiterated by the great and
good, in all ages, it is yet sealed book to many.