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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1863-01-15
SLIGHTLY lMPUDENT. For the Dem

SLIGHTLY IMPUDENT.-Fort the Dem
ocratlc party to get up a rebellion because
it was defeated at an election and then
charge those who are fighting to subdue
that rebellion, with being the cause
OF It. Any amount of that kind of stuff
can be seen in thc Democratic journals,
nova days. They appear to forget their
own history, and that ar~o portion of
their own party are nov ia actual rebel
lion aga'oot the Government, and that
many of the remainder are hesltatine
whether to be for or against their coun-
try
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FINkLE L. LYON
SEWING MACHINE COMPANY,
Branch Office, IO2 Lake Street,
Chicago, Ill.

EOR the purpose of facilitating the Sewing
l. Machine Trade in the West, the FINKLEG
LYON SEWING MACHINE co. have opened a
permanent office in Chicago, No. l02 Lake ST.,
first fio0r)
The usual charges for freirhts On Machines
from New York to this place will be added to the
New York Prices. In every other respect the
business Of the Chicago office will be done on
the same terms as at the parent office in New
York.
\ fall assortment of Machines, with all the
late improvements, is already in the Chicago
office, and all or1srs for Machines and Sewing
Machine Findings will be promptly filled.
loparteS little acquainted with the Finkl4 q
Lyon Sewing Machines the eareSnh1nprnsal5 Of
the Company's circular Is especial na,pssdn1
ed. This circular can be had on d 49,
1t Is very specific, and will be foun
structiye, having been prepared with
ana we VIII abide by all stateaelh
made. 4ssz&I
The following brief quotation ~
of the entire circular: Ss%SS4 &
" This Machine is bette1Sx
other Sewing MacFrin~i.,aue69@<S
changes and &iIs-st cn0fess r9fi
required in a family; for it will Sc
twenty thickncsSes Of Marseillcs
ping. End make every stitch perfeS
! from the finest gaUZe to the heavieS
even the strongest harness leath
changing the eed.neCdle or tensions "a
any adjustment OF machine whatever. -
Thus have we successfully overcome 4
difficult point in the Sewing Machi ~
was no ordinary triumph. Deiiantk calDWo Il
say, NO other Machine compares with il III
respect Hence. have we unifDrmIY--al ~
without experimentation the hig nest prei a7n,
whenever the Machine has been property khib-
tied in competition with other frst-class sGwing
Machines. Hence it is that we are able t6rofer
the following guarantee, viz, 1--WE warrant eve-
ry Machine we SCI 10 give BETTER satisfaction
thsn any other Sewing Machine in market or
money refunded:' We never sell Machine on
any other terms The guarantee is as reliable
as the note Of. any business man in the land -
for more than five years have we relied upon
such facts for the repution Of our Machine; and
without single travelling agent in the field,
there is scarcely neighborhood on the s4nti-
nentMhere the Machine is not lavorably n.
We Prefer such reputation to one al
mere "tabing points" a. they are techni -
called in the trade. Hence We make bateone
kind of stitch viz, the lock stitch. alike on
both sides requiring only one-third the thread
of other kinds Of stitches.
\. b.--local Agents wanted in every count,
| throughout the West Special induceInent
offered.
Einiie 4 Lyon $. NJ. Coz,
S9n36mG MIs BROADWAY, NEW YORK
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How Bodies are Euba,mcd.

Embalming, which is coming much
into practice Of late, is thus performed :
The modern embomer finds an artery
into which he can place the nozzle of an
injecting syringe. The artery in the
upper part Of the arm, called the brach-
lal, or the artery in the neck, the carotid,
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a GOOD TN vE8TMEN T
ONE THAT PAYS.
THE
PR AIRIE FARMER

=
Has now been published in Chicago, ILL.,, for %
years without intermission. tits devoted to the
PRoDucERs interests, treating Of
GENERAL AGRICULTURE, STOCK RAISING,
HORTICULTURE & POMOLOGY,
And DOMESTIC ECONOMY generally.
The Publishers aim will be to give such infor-
nation. and assistance as will enable the farmer
to grow the LARGEST CROPS with the LEAST
EXPENSE, and what is equally important to as
sist him in securing the
LARGEST PRICES ..s-s
the market affords, by giving such reliable infor-
nation as is obtainable concerning the markets
at home and abroad-the cost Of forwarding pro.
duce to market, and other attendant expenses
thus enabling the producer to take advantage Of
the conditions of the market in disposing OF his
produce.
Form of Paper.-.Thc paper consists of 16
pages large quarto, making a convenient size for
binding and reference. full index is given at
the end of each six months.
Contents.-.About five pages are devoted to
GENERAL AGRICULTURE. One to two pages to
HoRTlcrLTuEE. One page to GENERAL LITERA-
TugE. Two or more pages to GENERAL WAR
MISCELLANY and News. Two pages to MARKETS
and RECORD OF SEASON, and asking and answer.
ing questions, and general editorial items.
portion win also be devoted to ADVERTISE
MENTs of such character as is appropriate 70 an
agricultural paper. ...
DIR. GEO. III. DADD.
This celebrated Veterinary Surgeon will con-
tribute regularly to the FARMER, giving especial
attention to the answering of questions and CIV
ing information upon matters interesting to
stock growers.
A New Volume
Commences January !, 1863 and the present time
affords the best time to form Clubs for the year.
One copy one year, S., 90; Two copies one year,
So, 90. Larger Clubs furnished at liberal rates,
or premiums given where Clubs of or more
are sent at 81 so each.
Specimen copies and show bills sc Mt to any one
who desires them for examination or for the pur-
pose o. raising Club.
For sale by News Dealers generally
For samples or other information concerning
the paper address
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Let us be Just TO the President and his Ad.
yisers.

iItt us De JHst 10 the PRESIDENT and his Adj
yisers.
Were ever men so hedged about by
dlthculties-so surrounded by dangers
Did ever men have more gricvous, yet
more tkankless burdens to bear? Made
responsible for everything that goes
wrong compelled to bear the odum, not
ouIy of their own shortcomings, but of
the blunders of their agents held to ac-
count for disasters on the field, for the
jealOusics of Generals, the corruptions of
officials-the accidents of the elements,
and the caprices Of the winds and the
waves. Blamed because things gcner-
ally go wrong; blamed because our COM
manders don't give US victories blamed
because the right forces are not in the
right places at the right times blamed
because battles are delayed, and battles
are prematurely fought; blamed because
they defy, and blamed because they yield
to the clamor Of public sentinel. II is
easy to be unjust, and so hard to be for
bearing, towards those who guide the
ship in this tempestous AIJa"y
Ere Journal
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To the Inventor,

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every inventor, as 1t not only contains iIlustrat
ed descriptions OF nearly all the best inve utiuns
as they come out, but each number contains an
oiical Last OF the Claims Of all the Patents issu.
ed from the United States Patent Office during
the week previous; thus giving a correct histo.
ry OF the progress OF Inventions in this country.
We are also receiving, cveGy week. the best sci
ontitic Journals of Great Britain. France and
Germany; thus placing in our possession all that
is transporting i'll mechanical science and art in
| these old countries. We shall continue to trans
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! Journals of whatever we may deem Of interest to
our readers.
! pamphlet ofDstruction as to the best mode
| of obtaining Letters Patent on new inventions,
! is fnrnithed free on application.
Messrs. MuNS " Co. has acted Patent Solicitors
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No charge is made for examining sketches and models
t.cir patcntaiiltJ.
| Chemists, Architects, TiIlvrights and Far-
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The Scientific American will be found a most usefu
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ence of chemistry given In its columns, and the in
teress ofhe architect and carpenter overlook
ed all the new inventions and discoveries appertan
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taken at par for subscriptions.
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To the Mechanic and Manufacturer.

No person engaged in any of the mechanical
or manufacturing pursuits should think of "do
ing without the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN. 1t costs
hut SIX cents Per; every number contains from
SIX to ten "hEraVln g Of new machines and inven-
tions which cann), be found in any othe publ
cation.
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ILLUSTRATED
Scientific American.
The Best Mechanical Paper in the World.
EIGHTEENTH YEAR.
Volume VIIl...New Series.

A new volume of this popular Journal com
mences on the first IF January. 1t is published
WEEKLY, and every number contains sixteen
pages Of useful information, and from five to
ten original engravings Of new inventions and
discoveries, all of which are prepared expressly
for its columns.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

French SOLDIERS IN MARCHING ORDER.-
The precaution taken to prevent our catchl
ing cold and to insure our comfort and
health thought then and think now, excess
sive. In the first place, if the weather was
chilly, we were obliged to march in close
order, for warmth. AS the day grew warm.
er the ranks were opened, so that we should
not be uncommoded by dust or perspiration.
AS soon as we began TO perspire, delirous
sergants, captains and lieutenants, trotted
about our columns shouting to men to button
up their coats if they opened them, dmin'
shing the quickness of our step, as we APP
preached the halt; and when we did arrive
at the halt, wo to the parched soldier
who dare touch water until he received er
ders to do SO. Eat bread!" Eat few
mou,hfus Of bread before you drink!"-
Rinse your mouth well out before you
swallow mouthful of waterl" "St on
your packs, and not on the ground!' "You,
sir! two days sale de police for lying down
in the shade. Do you think we can drag
fever and rheumatism about with us! Up
with you! And you; there, exposing your
chest to the cold air; you'll be writhing like
a cork screw presently" When we arrived
at our destination. the hustle and hurry scurry
was greater. Fresh duties over and the soup
eaten, the officers seemed possessed, they
stormed and shouted at the sign of a particle
of dust or mud on a shoe; they caused trous'
ers to be turned to see that there were no
damp feet; doctors flew about enquiring after
sore heels captains grew red in the face, and
threatened prison, dungeons and even shoot
4 Il
in their anxiety to see everything orderly
and comfortable. Before sunset, whether it
was bivouac or village, the regiment WAS
as quiet as church. Next morning every
body awoke refreshed, and rather inclined
for another march than otherwise.
Dickens AL the Year Round"
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

A person who was an eye witness to the
fact, relates an amusing circumstance which
occurred while Judge IL presided on the
bench in a Western district. On certain
occasion after his appointment, business call
ed him to Liberty, and while there, meeting
with many of his old associates at the bar,
he got into convivial mood, which lasted
several days, and on going out he looked
rather worse for wear. In crossing the river
at Ovens landing. there was a boat dischargl
ing freight and in haste great for fear another
boat would pass, that had just hove in sight.
The clerk sang out, 81 say, old man, cant
you lend the men hand in taking off that
load Of furniture? Twill pay you we'll for
doing so, and "double fIy" in the largan."
"Oh, yes, says the Judg &C. "always ready to
help in time of need" "Ihen turn in and
be quick" said the clerk. The first thing
was a msrble-top bureau. In going off
the plan the Judge slipped, and the clerk
roared out. "There now, throw that into
the river, will you?' "Certainly," said the
Judge, and giving kick with the order, over,
board it went. 'Helo what's that for?"
said the clerk "I always obey orders when
| work for man." "Leave," said the mate.
"Agreed," said the Judge.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16
Lincoln Opposed to Peace and Union.

Mr.. Vaiand,gham, Of Ohio, in speech
made since bis return home, uses the follow
ing explicit language:
"On the l2lh of last December, when
from the city of Richmond information came
to the city of New York that there was
disposition to compromise and return dele
gates to the national Congress, and be obedi-
ent to the Constitution and the laws, and
thus restore the Union as it was, the Presi
dent, on that day, re- jected the proposition,
and the damning evidence of that rejection
exists in New York over his own autograph;
(cries. hear, hear) but there is an obiga-
ton of secrecy at present, and the letter has
hot vet been given to the public. The day
after, the Federal army crossed the Kappa
hammock into fredericksburg, under the
belief that Richmond was to fall, and thus
end the rebellion. The day previous, AbrM
ham Lincoln rejected all propositions to
return, over his own signature; and the day
after. the hopes of the blind man in the
White House We're isspaIed in the defeat
at Fredericksburg, and the loss OF 20, 900 OF
our sons and brothers. He should have
entertained the proposition on the 10th OF
December but he heedlessl y and wickedly
drove away all overtures.
The above is fully crrroborated by the
statement of Hon. Fernando Wood, OF New
York. that
"Propositsons for an arnistice of peace
had been submitted to the President on the
18th Of December, last, which, had they
been accepted, would have terminated the
war by the lst of April upon basis satisl
factory to the people North and South!
Mr.. Wood also adds that be is only re
strained from publishing this evidence sus
tanning this statement "by the request o
one of the principal officers Of the Govern
ment"
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

An old Abolition sinner, in conversation
with Democratic neighbor the other day,
confessed AS follows: II own that the Rel
publican party is in rather bad fix. The
Democrats have evidently got the majority
in the free States, and if the war turns out
unfavorably they will have still greater
majority. On the contrary, if the war is
successful, and the South comes back into
the Union, it will be adding all that much
more to the Democratic strength. So let
the war 90 which way it may, it is death to
the Republican party.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

DEATH IN CHILDHooD.-How true and
exqusitey beautiful is the following i'm
pressive passage, which is taken from an ar
tcle in the Dublin University Magazne:-
"To me few things appear so beautiful as a
very young child in its shroud. The little
innocent face looks SO subimely simple and
confiding amongst the cold terrors of death.
Crimeless and fearless, that little mortal has
passed alone under the shadow, and explored
the mystery of dissolution. There is death
in its sublimest and purest image, no ha-
tired, no hypocrisy no suspicion no care for
the morrow ever darkened the little face;
death has come lovingly upon it; there is
nothing cruel or harsh in its victory. The
yearnings Of love, indeed cannot be stihed;
for the prattle, and smile, all the little world
of thoughts that were so delightful, are gone
forever. Awe, too will overcast us in its
presence for we are looking on death, but
we do not fear for the lonely voyager, for
the child has gone, simple and trusting, into
the presence of its all-wse Father; and Of
such we know is the kingdom of heaven.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

How Man FEELS WHEN HE is HUNG-
One would naturally suppose that man
who had suffered all the horrors, Just short
of actual death, would never risk the gallows
again; but in one case at least, was not the
result. A house breaker named Smith was
hanged at Tyburn, December 24Lh, 1905,
and when he had hung nearly fifteen minutes;
the people shouted. "A reprieve!' He was
cut, bled, and recovered! When asked what
his feelings had been, he replied in substance
that when he was turned off, he for some
time was sensible of great pain, occasoned
by the weight of his body, and felt his spirits
in strange commotion, violently pressing
upwards; that having forced their way to his
head, he, as it were, saw a great blaze of
glaring light, which seemed to 90 out of his
eyes with flash. and then he lost all sense
of pain. That after he WAS cut down and
began to come to himself the blood and
spirits forcing themselves into their former
channels, put him, by sort of pricking or
shooting, to such intolerable pain that he
could have wished those hanged who had
cut him down." Ever afterwards, he went
by the name of "half hanged Smith" This
fellow soon returned to his former evil habits
and was again tried at the Old Bailey for
house breaking; and the jury brought in
a special verdict, leaving the affair to the
decision Of the twelve Judges who decided in
favor of the prisoner. Even this second
wonderful escape did not defer him from
resuming his malpractices and third time
he was to have been brought to trial, but
the prosecutor died before the day appointed,
and thus he once more got free. Nothing
is known of his subsequent history.
Chambers Journal.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

MOUNTAIN AIR THE HEALruEsr-"Th
hardy Mountaineer" is proverbal expires
sion. In the city of Mexico, 5000 feet
above the sea- the inhabitants are all broad
chested, and consumption is unknown. Be'
tween the city and the sea, where the land
is low, consumption prevails as elsewhere.
When we ascend mountains, the lungs
expand proportionatey y to the weight of the
atmosphere, and incipent pulmonics are
relieved by the change. Those consump,
tives who visit the West Indies for their
health, and reside in the cities near the sea,
seldom recover, while those who 90 immedi-
ately to the higher points of Cuba and else
where, are much benefited. After the
lungs are much diseased and are incapable
of expansion, this change of elevation rather
hastens decay.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

A PLArFoRM.-The Amador Dispatch, a
war journal, places itself upon the following
platforms:
We are in favor Of the war for the restor-
alton of the Union as it was; but we are
opposed to the emancipation of the blacks
by this adm minstration, or for the ensave-
ment of the whites. We are in favor of re-
calling that mischievous proclamation Of
emancipation. We are in favor of such an
amendment to the CONSUMPTION law as shall
compel the rich to serve in the ranks as we'll
as the poor. We are in favor Of such an
amendment being made to said law as shall
require those in favor of the emancipation
proclamation, to be the first drafted to sus-
tain the proclamation. We are in favor of
the Constitution and the Union and opposed
to this administration and the balance of the
abolition party.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

The troubles of editors in Europe are
manifold. The last number Of the Madrid
Contemporena replaces its first article by
the following lines: "First, at nine o'clock,
this morning, a Government agent cana
and Suppressed three paragraphs in our lead
ing article. Secondly, at half past nine
another agent came and prohibited six other
paragraphs. Thirdly, at a quarter to ten
another agent called and suppressed the
remainder of the article. This incident is
entirely new in the annals of the press
Yet it is said Spain possesses a constitution
al government"
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

THE House OF PEERs.-We find from
Who's Who in 1868? that the British House
of Peers at present consists of | prince, 2
royal dukes, 3 arch bishops, 25 dukes, 80
marquises, l6l earls, 20 viscounts. 27 bish'
ops, and l59 barons, making total Of 436
members, as the present Bishop of Bath and
Wells sits in the house also as Baron Auck
land. In addition, there are 10 peers who
are minors, and await their coming of age to
take their seats in the House. The peers of
Scotland and Ireland who are not peers of
Parliament, number ia, of whom 5 are
minors. There are IA peeresses in their own
right. The members of the Privv Council
in England and Ireland are 220. There are
e52 baronets, 479 civil or military knights,
and ll2 nobemen and baronets who are al
80 knights of the various orders of knight
hood. There are 935 companions of the
Orders of the Bath 7 field marshals in the
army, 5O6 generals, $50 generals in the la
dian army, 326 admirals, and l57 Queens
council and sergeants-atiaw.
The Placer herald., 1863-05-16

Pen CENT OF DEPRECIATIoN.-The value
Of thing may advance 100, 200 or 400 per
cent, but 80 long as anything sells at any
price whatever, it has not fallen 100 per
cent, for when it deprecates 100 per cent.
it is utterly valueless, and this is as low as
anything can get. Yet we see some news.
papers speak of the old Continental money
AS depreciating 500 per cent; and it is re-
marked that in some cases 81 900 of paper
were sold for 81 of silver. Even this depre.
citation is not equal to 100 per cent.-it is 80
8 O per cent.