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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1863-04-11

RvsAwAY.-Two horses attached 10 :
wagon. belonging 70 Mr. BrscheS. were
lsft standing in the street yesterday morn
ine, Ia front oi Kueblers blacksmith shop,
With no one to hold them. and as very ma
sural consequence. got frightened and start.
Cd to run. In their wild career" they ran
over I buggy, breaking Il considerably, aud
over half . dozen large Piows, breaking
- q them. and broke the wagon. BY run
ing Il against : ..ssump. when they jumped
susddls Of M. Keefner's fence, and wer'
stopped. Luckily no one vas injured. s.
much fos leaving hosses wishou, hitching.
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AsrfAssoA- roR wnrrs RIyER The !
S,eueer fOwen county, journal Gays; :
Abou, ok hundred dollars have been SUP :
.e,ibed 10 this village towards purchasing :
engines for the steamboat which "o :
,,r o. White river. TIE building OF me
hull will be commenced In . few days. /"
80, .ill be abou, eighty feet long snd with
: full cargo will draw only eighteen 'oefss
~ vs,es. Her light drsught will enable
her. alter q few distractions are removed
from tho channel to make regular trips De-
,-.so Msripsville aud Newberry, oil the
80, wound. Connecting with the railroad
!, Go.por,, and with the Southern markets
u. The Wabash and Ohio rivers. u VIII
cheaper lie cost Of transporting our Pro
arc. 70 market, and Of receiving our goods
enough 20 pay for the boat 10 q very sno''
time. These considerations have INDUCED
our citizens 10 subscribe liberally. and VIII
make the enterprise : successful enc.
M So much for enterprise on the Wes'
f.rk Of White river. It's . great ply We
have no, shown some Of The sane sor' ."
,bs. Eat fork. During the wet season ou'
.hippers and citizens complain and grumois
.bou, The bed roads. and the almost imPos'
ability Of doirg any business on account Q
the mud bio cknte. but with the return =
the birds and good roadr, oil remembrance
81 their ls,e ,ribulations seems 70 vanish 2
a. least they never attempt practically =
correct the evil. A richer body o. lano u
M, found in the world han exists IN ~
valley Of White river from il mouth 20 'ea
che Shoals, where the DAM r.. crosses :
The produce or the valley would amply SUI
tain several good boats 10 the carrying 'rao'
md With . small expense in dredging On
clearing out in few places. the suea'
could Be- made nsvigsble for light dfaugf
bosss eight moushs Of the year. On ca
outlet for all the produce Of the counts
which The mud blockade now keeps ifo
market for several monlhs. A light draug'
s,eamboss. with sufficient power 10 enso
her 10 make : trip. and attend 20 The W
business, from the mouth 70 the shoils' q
Lsek once : week. can be built OF bong
sor ave Thousand dollars, and five thousa'
more vilI, il the information We have V GO
recs. clear out al distractions 70 the .
navigation Of the river : large portion o. \
wear. The enterprise. We are firmly co
vinced. would pay for oil outlay 10 The seco
year Of is active operation. Persons 10
wishing 10 ship 10 Cincinnati o. Louisv'i
could rsship ss The Shoals on the railro'
while The produce going 70 Evansvi
would BE- reshipped q Dicksburg' wh'
the Evsnsville road crosses. end that goi
further South could be rssaipped on DO
n The Wabash. The people Of six veal
counties would be interested 10 such On
terprise. - the river drains : portion
each Of them. II our busineis men s'ts
10 their own inieres,s, scme Of them :
take 90 active part 10 giving vitaIit, 20 %
such enterprise % this. We believe
nece ssary stock for accompany 70 carry
into effect could be obtained in : short ~
We would pleased 20 hear from any Of q
their opinions on this. Or some other met
or rendering the mud blockade less effect
Give % your views.
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PrRsoHAL.-we were pleased 10 see on
our streets this week the genial face Of our
friend JOE. Hsxthsusen. former agent Of the
popular liquor and tobacco store Of {. Henry
Fincke, in Louisville. Joe 10 Z full team q
any thing hs goes a. He 10 now > partner
in the house Of Siege, Reiling & Co. IN Tho
Wholesale Grocery, Provision and Liquor
business 10 Louisville, Long may he wave
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o. Attention 10 asked 10 the Gold 3D.
ves,Issmens ola. w. Hall 4 Co.. Ia to.dsys
paper. The terms they offer can certainly
do no harm 70 any one 10 trying their luck.
We have one Of their lockeis. and Il u .
very nice one.
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April I, l863.-To B. BUErrHEH. snd
wife, : 6ne boy.
The above announcement 10 suficisa'
evidences that there u = difference among
The legal fraternity Of Jasper.
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days Of your fathers, when The whole REQ
ole. from The Aristook 70 the Sabine. 'dweI'
together In uni,y.'' You can only have y
by ! change Of Administration and : chsnge
Of Congress. The latter you hsvs pssct''
eslly secured. The first you will accomplish
IN 1864 The ba'Iot box will then declare
the N s,icnaI will. Bs assured Of 10 efficacy
n H. hands or : free People. and doub'
no, the uiiims,e blessings Of . restored
Union. under the guarantees Of your belove'
Con sti,uiion.
GEO McQUAT. Chairman.
JAMES d. WILLIAMS. First Di'tr'e'.
NJ. G. KERa. Second District.
M. w. SHIELDS. Third District.
GEoRGE HiBBES, Fourth District.
EDMUND Johnson, Fifth District.
Jos J BixGHAN. Sixth District.
!, THos DowIlso. Seventh Dist'ic'.
r. s. HAsrises. Eighth District.
A A. TAYLOR. Ninth District.
s. w SrRoTr. Tenth District.
!. J.. r.. CorFRorH. Eleventh District
I%spiAxAroL's. March 3Oth, 1868.
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On April 9th, 1868. BY Esq 8. Kuebler'
Nj. MARrrn PHLLirs and Misc May =
FR~EIrH.
The Squire tied the knot g tight - y
the old folks were willing.
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ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Notice u hereby given thss The undss-
IN signed hes been appointed administrator
OF the estate Of Thomss Shouldesss less Of
Dubois county, decessed; said estate . cup
posed 10 be solvent.
POLLY SHOULDERS. sdms.
april IL. 1862
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WAsHlNcToy

WAsHScroS, April 8.
Not one word Of Official advices has q
rived from the vicinity Of Charleston. ~
anticipated that the attack on mat Piso'
would last two or three days.
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Correspondence Of the jasper Courier.
Letter From q Dubois Volunteer.
CAxr NEAR MlLLIKES's BEND, LOUISIANA
March 31s,, 1863.
Ma EplroR:-We have At last arrived
in elevation Distance. Of the place, where The
f. Lion roareth, and the %"migh'y T'gress'
seeke,h 70 devour the lives.ofs oil "Ysnkees'
We arrived at this place on the 26th INST
Since.thai time there has been considerable
bombsrdment about the city; yet, we hav'
not heard the result. don't think how
ever. Il has amounted TO much. The rive
is lined with troops for seventy I've miles, o.
and dow the Mississippi and twelve mile
lup the Ysxco RIVER. Il 10 supposed ths
the rebels viii. evacuate v,cksburg soon.-
The country Is now flooded with water
h srdly one foot Of dry land to be found Q
either side Of the Mississippi. Health
Exceedingly good in this army at presen'
but we fear the heat OF the sumner. As "
have much drilling to do, aud but lit
'ltime 10 write / close for the presen'
hoping I will be able soon TO report
you . great victory, At this place.
i. Yours Truly,
G. b. r. MEDcALF.
II Co. z. 18th Ind. Regt.
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sold! GOLD! COLD!

HVsVOV hSWsS
Soldiers in the Army! Ladies' at Homet
and Gentlemen avery where, can
make from Five 70 Ten Dol
lars PER day (Sce private
Circular.)
vKyE will send b. mail ono Of our FINK
w GOLD DOUBLE LOCKET0 iOs
Five Dollass. W. will insert In each Ioesss
,wo pictures o! any favorite Genesa!e ssee
4 charge: and will send with ssch Locbes
IA splendid Gift, worth from oHs DoLLAs ~
o osE nunDR DoLLAnss from : 0on King
|up 10 Z Hunting Case Engiish Gold Wesse.
: SW 1D3As
W. az = ens 70 send - their aooeg I'll
,hev kuow what Gin they will get. ~
imply ssk you 10 send your nsnes 80 ~
Iyour lues. and We will let you know ~ -.
urn mail what Gin you are eutitIe6 g, sns
YOU cen do q you please aboet send'ae 2
III. We offer the most extsaosdioosy tnouce'
lments 10 agents. and will send foII parste.
,~IuIsrs b. private circular. Oar Gins % q
l-,verses can b cold for The meoey tnvsssess
While he Lockes snd Pictures Will psovs
I most msgni6esss present y - ssssas
lRiend.
P.s. Wife your meme. Post oacs. CO.
sod Ststs distinctly.
alAddress. a. w. HALL 4 Co.,
,lCerner o. Third & Pine Streets. 8. Lsor
Ami, s.-em Missouri
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decrease OF RATs.-The Fsrmes's Co.
zet.e (English) asserts and proves BY figures
that one pair Of rats will have . progeny
end descendants amounting TO no less than
65l,O5O in three years. Now. unless thi'
Immense family can be kept down. they
would then consume more food than would
sustain 81, 900 human beings. Il will DC
fsr wiser In the farmer to turn HE attention
to The destruction Of rats than Of small
birds.
Certainly il will. Whoever engages Il
shooting small birds 10 . cruel man; who
ever aids 10 ex,erminating rats il : benefac
tor. We should like some 81 our correspon
dents 10 give Us The benefit Of their experi
fence in successfully driving out these pests
= we need something besides dogs, cats. On
'~'l,rsps for this business Eds. Scieniih
American.
. We can give our experience IN . yer
q few words. .sCosTAR's' Rat Extermiasto
y i the simplest, safest. cheapest and sure'
e remedy; the most perfect RAr-iicst'o
meeting We hsve ever attended. Every X
= that can get il. properly prepared accord'n
= 70 directions, viii e.. Il, and every one III
q cas- il will die. generally - some place
% distant a. possible from where the medicis
70 wac taken.-.Lake Shore Mich Mirror.
'e Sold ID Jasper d the drug store. By
Friedman. We would advise our people
sl,ry il, as the testimonials 70 i,s efficacy :
70 numer Gus.
ke 1-See advertisement 10 this paper.
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ispiAxAroL,s. March 30th, 1868.
The Nashville daily union. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1862-1866, 1863-05-16

We talk Of the horrors of death on
the battle field, and yet time Of peace
can show deaths fully as terrible.
Nearly forty thousand persons have
been burned alive or scalded to death in
England during the last fourteen years.
Here are the figures, taken from the last
official report Of the Registrar General /:
The exact number was 39,927, or an av-
erage of eight day from 184S to 1861.
OF the whole number, 1,344 were infants
under one year of age; 1900 were chill
dren Of one and under two years; and
9,777 were between two aud four years
Of age, Between the ages of five and
fifteen, 6,225 girls aud $3.50 boys were
burnt 10 death
Add to these deaths by stabbing
poison, drowning, accidents of various
kinds, and what an appalling catalogue
We have; perhaps three times 10000, or
as many deaths as would occur, were the
whole army of the Potomac annihilated.
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con,crvativs Antcdtasni..

One Of the most moderativs and res
pectable Of the Northern conservative
organs, is the Boston Courier II is re-
garded with profound consideration by
the Anh-Administration men every
where. Now, what think you, reader,
arc the antecedents Of that Newspaper
Why, In 1860, the Disunion Tract Asso-
citation Of Charleston, s. c., began print
ing and circulating, broadcast over the
South, all the best excuses and arguments
which they could collect, for disunion,
and one Of those arguments, entitled,
"IIas the General Government Blight 70
Coeroe SdtsF' which was published in
Tract No 8 Of the incendiary series, first
appeared in the columns Of the Boston
Courier Let few sentences Of this ar
ticle suffice to show its spirit:
"The General Government has no sove-
reignty over any State in the Union.
lie General Government has no p0l0er 10 act
IN case Of secession. u concerns DE States IN
their sovereignty, and Is beyond he limited
sphere Of tl,e General Government"
Did crazy South Carolina ever utter
Viler treason than this But the Courier
also asserted that IL the General Govern
ment attempted to ooerce the rebellious
States, foreign nations icOuld b justified IN
interfering, and ooercing the General Govern
glent, 10 let The yebsllipus States 90 free
Now, let us recOllect the statement
made by the British Minister, Lord Lyonr,
that the conservative leaders Of the East
especially the ardent partizans Of Nc
Olellan, sounded him on the subject Of
intervention by his Government a few
months ago, when it seemed probable
that the absence of over 100000 Repub.
licans and War Democrats in the army
might enable the Peace men TO obtain
possession Of the Government. Was th,
editor of the Courier one Of the men whC
conferred with Lord Lyons? He believed
in foreign Intervention in 1860, for his
paper 80 stated. See what record these
conservative" newspapers have. The
Missouri Republican was an open foul
mouthed disunion paper for a while til
Federal bayonets cosrced 1t. The New
York Journal Of Commerce was presented
by a United StateS Grand Jury fol
treason, and the Cincinnati Enquirer, and
Louisville Democrat and Journal have been
shown up too often in our columns to
noed more than passing MOTTO.
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A NEW NEGRO BRIGADE "A Negro
brigade has been formed ia Gen. Logan's
division at Milliken's Bend Il consists
of the LIST Arkansas, Sth Louisann, and
9th Louisiana,
There was great crowd of applicants
for positions as officers In these regi-
ments. The Captains were mainly So
lectod from Sergeants and Corporals in
the Indiana, Illinois and Wisconsin regi-
ments. Lieut.. VAN Era YoUSG, Of the
18th Wisconsin is Lieutenant Colonel
of the 9th Louisiana,
A correspondent of the Cincinnati Ga
sstte, writing from Milliken's Bend, says:
The negroes flock 10 the standard in
hundreds; they scramble over each 9TH
er in their eagefness to be enrolled among
the soldiers Of the Republic. Their'easy
natures are stirred TO their depths and
nothing can exceed the excess Of their
joy. Let as hear no more Of the lying
tWaddle that "niggers won't Fight"
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MathemAtloaI EnIrmn.

Seventeen oxen were left by will 10 be
divided between three brothers. Ac-
cOrding to Mohammedsn law, the eldest
should receive half the inheritance, the
second third of il, and the youngest a
ninth. The division could not be made,
because their fathers will stipulated that
the oxen were not TO be cut up, In des-
pair, the heirs applied TO Ali, the greatest
Of the successors of Mohammed, accord
ing to the Shecahs. Ii, as become so
wise man, a. once solved the difficulty
by adding an OK, when each of the heirs
got more than his share, and Ali received
his OK back again,
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what was Done ON stonem an > 3
Cavalry Expedition

Cavalry Expedition
General Stoneman moved about within
the enemy's lines at will, for nine DAYS,
with force not exceeding 5000 men
disabled every line of communication
between the Amy Of the Rappahannock
and the rebel capital-and the canal
through which more than one one-half
Of their supplies were receiyed-so that,
In the opinion Of competent Judges.
neither line, provided the rebels have
every facility for the work. can be re-
paired in less than four weeks; DESTROY
ing millions Of dollars worth Of com
missary stores aud other supplies OBJ
structed travel on all the main pixies. by
destroying all the bridges over the large
streams captured hundreds of horses.
and above all, met that one great obieo-
ton made 10 the Emancipation Procla-
nation, so far as the counties visited are
concerned, by letting the colorfd popula.
ton know that they are free, and weak
ening the producing class in rebellion
by the removal of hundreds Of able.
bodied men, and sowing the seed of de-
moralization among the rest, so that the
labOring class, in fact ss we'll as theory,
becomes q dangerous element. All this
has been accomplished by Gen. Stone
man, with the loss, probably, of less
than 100 men all told--only two of whom
we're killed. As an off set to this loss.
our troops killed a number of rebels,
and captured between one and two hum
dred prisoners.
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Col. Fiorenee NJ. Cornyn, commanding
a cavalry brigade in Grants army, upon
quarlering at I-u-k-a few days since,
issued the following amusing order
EDIcT no. >.
CAMP CLOSE AFTEB RoDDY, April 10.
The citizens Of I-u-k-a, loyal and
disloyal, will furnish forthwith, corn
bread for the patriot heroes Of this com
mand. This order will be obeyed i'm
mediately, as the heroes are hungry.
FLoRENcE M. CORNYS,
Commanding Brigade.
The order had the desired effect and
The heroes" were satisfied.
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mr. crIttenden on the war.

The Lexington, Kentucky, cores
pondent of the Cincinnati Commercial
saws that Mr.. CRITTBSDEE made strong
war speech in that city 10 very large
assembly. Mr.. CRITTEsDEN said that
notwithstanding al obnoxious acts Of conds-
eution, emancipation, and negro soldiers he
uas for the prosecution Of The Uar ioiS'o'a
ermistioes, and regardless Of foreign inter-
vsntion, until tho REBELLION soas crushed. But
be appealed 10 Kentuckians especially
70 favor the prosecution Of the war. They
had more than a general interest in the
war. The rebels wanted Kentucky, and
were determined TO have her Her
people were rich and prosperous, and
would pay heavy taxes, aud would make
good soldiers for the ConfederAcy. But
no hoped kentucky never would be sub
JugAted. But If she withheld men and
means, as some Of them counseled, they
basely surrendered themselves, and were
unworthy of free government He adj
mitted the encroachments upon The Con-
stitution and law, but they were minor
evils compared with the destruction of
the Government, and, after the war, could
BIO remedied u wds he duty Of .treeme,l
first 10 save the country from the uPlJte5
acord and then save the Constitution. Some
Of the measures OF the Administration
were obnoxious, but the rebellion was
more 80. These sentiments were greeted
with great applause by the large as.
sembly who listened to them very at
tentively. AT the close Of his speech a
resolution was adopted unanimously de-
claring him the choice of the people OF
FAyette and Scott Counties as their
representative in the next Congress.
We are glad to notice signs of de-
cided improvement in Kentucky senti-
ment The Infamous copperhcsdism of
the Louisville papers is being rejected
Indignantly by the people. We trust
before long that Louisville may have
what she has not now, journalist who
can call his soul his own, and tell the
truth.
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A PosER.-A correspondent Of the
London Star says that Rev. Dc. Hoge
applied TO the SaAday School Union in
London, for a donation Of their publica-
tions forthe rebel sick In hospitals. He
was asked If the books would be "ac-
cessible TO the slaves" lie frankly re-
piled certainly not" The managers
then refused to respond TO bis request
and the Confederate agent departed
with flea in his ear" The Bible So
ciety ave him large donation OF Bibles,
and it is urged in the Star that the So
ciety insists upon an equabe distribu-
ton Of these among the slaves. The
Rev. DR., Hoge is likely TO meet some
plain questions In his intercourse with
Christian men in England.
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A very well informed friend who has
just returned from Ohio, says that the
eopperheads arc subsidiug very rapidly.
Many Of the better portion Of the rank
aud file have joined the straight out
Unionists, and the whole wretched fac.
ton is falling to pieces. This news will
be as cheering TO the brave soldiers as
news Of a victory over armed pbols
Their FIRST aud most ardent prayer is
that their friends may all be united in
tho loyal States, aud then they know
that the rebellion will quickly perish
The breath Of its nostrils now is the in
famous copperhead faction
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In the attack on the rebel batteries
at Grand Gulf it was ascertained that
they were "ia the main Worked By negro
troops" The Conservatives say they are
for the Union az it was, and The negro
tOhers he u.s." II is settled then they arc
in favor of the negroes fighting for the
rebels against the Union, or if they can
not fight, at least they may raise pro-
visions for the rebel armies. Seriously,
was there ever wilder fanatlcism than
this thing, SO strangely misnamed Con-
servatism
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The energy and activity Of the rebel
leaders are no evidences that they are
men Of sincerity and honest convictions.
Villains are always in earnest. No one
WI rks with more zeal and industry than
the burglar, who is drilling bank safe,
or spelling q jewelers. case. He plies
his dishonest avocation in pelting rain,
pitch darkness, and bowling winds,
which would make an honest laborer fly
precipitately to his cottage, for shelter.
Thoughtless people sometimes say that
the rebellion cannot be put down, be-
cause its leading men are so active and
Jealous. Necessity makes them 80.
They dare not DO idle a moment. JEF-
PERSON DAVIS knows that his head de-
ponds upon his sleepless vigilance, and
every prominent traitor in the land is in
spired by the same feeling. tits the aw-
full violence Of despair. II is the rage of
Lucifer who, still in everlasting dark
ness, ceases not TO war against the AL
mighty.
On the other hand, the consciousness
of being enlisted in good cause will, at
some seasons, make loyal men indolenL
They are 90 firmly convinced that truth
will prevail at last that they feel dis
posed often to let things take their
course. This feeling is wrong; It'll un-
manly. Especially is tso in the present
great struggle. Oh, friends of your
country, why stand 20 here all the day
Idle Shall it DO said that treason in
spires its votaries TO greater activity than
the holy cause Of patriotism ? II the
nation were TO put forth at once the en-
ergy displayed by traitors, the rebellion
would perish suddenly, and the land be
blessed with enduring peace, based on
tho true principles Of freedom.
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The niger drivers of Richmond de-
hounce the women who recently demand
ed bread for their children, as a parcel
of"Irish hsgs" The fact is tho Irish in
the southern cities are loyal to the Union.
They have seen that slave driving means
the degradation of every man and wo-
man who works for living 10 the Lowell
OF Slaves Joseph (Mo.) Herald.
The rebel leaders press all the Iiish
laboFers into ,hoir army, whom they
can lay hands on, and then kick their
P'oE wives, tho "Irish hays" out of doors
to starve. viii the polite and christian
aud decent editor Of the A. T. Fresman's
Journal make a nots of this fact?
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II we trust to starvation 10 subdue the
rebels, our trust will surely bO in vain.
Starvation is merely a highly useful
auxiliary to our armies in oonquering the
rebellion. IL We were asked thousand
times day, by what agency we would
put down the rebellion, our inyarisble
reply would be the army he army
THE ARMY! THE ARMY! Treason must
be drowned out in blood.
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Captain de Smith demonstrates with
MIR. Holmes, the vet of regiment on NAL
pronunciation of the word horse-to him
the vet" Well, if HATCH and ho, and
har, and hess, and he, don't spell
'orse, my name amt Emery Ones
Punch. .