Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1863-06-18

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sand deserters from the army, who have not
needed the Presidents proclamation to return to
their duty They VIII all be caught by the
provost marshals when the enrolment is COM
plsted.-N0rtlsrH paper,
The clippar ship Aquilla sailed on Thursday
from New York for gau Francisco, having in
freight the ir0n-clad guubaat Cananche built
in sections for tbs United States Government
A highly indignant swain, away ND in the
Green Mountain State, Furnishes his fair one for
trifine with his affections by forsaking her and
sending the following lines;
You hougbt your's the power
To hold my iove-how queeri
You found 81 last yoB bad
The wrong pig by the esr"
The Post Office Department is in receipt Of a
letter from the postmaster in one Of the far West
territories, which says-one Of the mail messen-
gers recently performed q journey on snow
shoes, OF one hundred and thirty miles ia four
days
When the great American aloe, belonging 70
Mr Van Rensselaer,. Of Albany having been
in New York on exhibition, was on It's way up
the river, under the care Of the gardener or
keeper gentleman, struck with The beauty of
the plant, made many inquiries regarding t.
| In the course Of the passage the inquirer re-
marked
sThis plant belongs to the csetus family,
/ does it not sir ?"
No, sir; i..bels1g5 10 the Van Rensselaer,
/ family" was TIE reply of the straightforward
attendant
/ A grocer, wishing to be G little odd I'm regard
/ 10 sign, caused tvo letters, i T, to be painted
on his shutter, tha one green and the other black
Not long after, come person observing it inquired
I what # meant Why, you great goose, you,
said the trader, it's green and black tea"
/ They have man in Mississippi so lean that
/ he makes no shadow Gt al. A rsitesnakf
/ struck at his leg six times in vain, ard retired
in disgust. lie makes all hungry taat look ai
/ him, and when liltla children m8et him in the
streets the yrun home and cry for bread.
john said 8 doting parent to her german
| dizing son, "do you really think you can eat
the whole Of that pudding with iiapunityl'
Il don't know, ma" replied Young hopeful
I tbut I guess / can with a sp8on.'
! Australia is a land Of cOntrares. There the
| north wind is tbs hot wind, and the south The
cool; the westerly wind the most unhealthy
and the east the most BalUbn0us. The swans
ss-3rs are black, aud the eagles white. Some O
its rivers flow toward the centre, instead Of To-
ward the sea, and tho Goldfish Is found in the
valleys are cold and the mountain tops warm
The nsttls is G lofty tree, and the poplar Z
dwarfsh shrub. Ssch is the continent of Aus
Hsis.
The Augusta (Ga.) C0astit1l,ionalist says ths
tie number Of married men who have died Z
the service Of the State and the Coniederacy
leaving widows still living, is 3625.
Near Cleveland lives q bale and hearty ma-
whose wife says be is possessed of the mos
I sensitive feelings, and ia proof Of which sh
states that when she goes iHto the yard aUC
saws wood for hslf a day, he sits By the fire wild
tears in his eyes
Some music-bsacher onc8 wrote that the 60 ar
lOf playing a violin requires the incest percap
ton, and the most sensibility of any srt in Oh,
rnsWn world" Upon which sl editor com
ments in the following manner: The art o
publishing newspaper, and making it pay
and at the same time making it please every
body, beats fddlin' higher than'a kite
Down on the Amazon sre spiders with bodie
two inches sud legs seven inches long, tina
catch and suck birds; butterflies that are mis-
taken for humming-birds green snakes JUS
ike a creeping plant, aad lovely coral snak
with bands of black snd vernihion separates
by clear white rings monkeys with white hai
all oyeT them monkeys only seven inches long
and owl-faeed apes, sleeping al day and lively
at night.
We love women as women love babies-a
the better for ihsir weakness.
It is well that the poets hoart Is full Of sym
pathyi be finds little elsewhere.
Tie spen4lhrilt and the miser despiso eac
other but not particle toe much.
That's a iine strain, said ons gentleman
auother slladiBc 90 tha lonss of @ singer at
eouesrt the other evening. Yes" said
cousEymaa who sat n5sE, bus il be strain
much more, ho1 bust.
A ran ia New Hanpshiro had the misf0rtul
recently TO l0se his WIFE Over her grave 3
caused q stsae to be placed, on which, in ih
& q D. H-.I al 20 Ia aaa D.
& Tears canuot restore her-ther8iors ] weep
Tire PicayHse says: Soldiers don't wi
laurel leaves by leR7ss of absence. Tier
hasn't kesn Q bstter thing said during the wai
The Toy Times says chat an insurance agen
in that city recently took risk upon man
life to the amount Of one hundred and twenty
Eve thousand dollars.
Young Amarica Is becoming wotullY given 6
slang Oae of Che little follows lately 81
OF an odd expression in this form " Mother
/ did General Mitchell 90 10 Heaven l'' @ 70,
my child, think he did" Bnlly for him e.
"stetboseope," says a young medical stE
dent "is a spygla3s for looking into people
chests with your ears.
Mrs Partington says that because dancin
girls are stars, il Is no reason Why they saoul
be regarded as heavenly bodies.
EYAn English euginesr has inverted G pFin
ing press which wiz print % 000 sheets OF
newspaper on bgth sides in an hour. ThepapC
from which it prints is in th5 web on the rec
; aud after passing under the type is eutin sheet
The machine dOss without feeding, and the Ret
! Of paper that it feeds from is unWound by ]
own action.
: E-A Catholic monument is erected in s
{ Mary square, Bristol to Bishop Hooper, {
] she spot where hs was burned. IN digging 4
D the foundation Of Is tley came to tho stake
which he vas Eisd.