East Saginaw courier. (East Saginaw, Mich.) 1859-18??, 1863-09-30
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.

ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS. +
The PRosPrcr IN PENNsYLyANIA.-
The Luzerne Ponn.) Union says the
Democracy will elect Judge Wood /
ward Governor of the State of Penn
sylvania, as sure as tho second Tues
day of October shall arrive. The
Philadelphia Age says this is the feel
ing everywhere throughout the State.
1t adds
"The old Democratic counties viii
come down upon the party in power
with an avalanche ofnaiorities against
usurpatiOn and corruption that the
decimated battalions Of abolitionism
will be crushed and extinguished.-
Berks, York, Northampton, Schuyl- I.
kill and Luzerne viii suffice to drown I
the voice of every abolition county in
the State. Little Lehigh alone will
take down more than one of her abO-
lition sisters that have heretofore been
regarded as among the tallest
Democrats, when they dislike a law
still obey it, and agitato for its repeal.
When Republicans dislike a law they
denounce obediance to it as moral
iniquity, and seek TO nullify il, or to
abolish it by force. This is the fun
damental difference between the two
parties. With the principles Of the
Democracy, a free country may be
raised to the height Of greatness and
prosperity; two years Of the rule Of
Republicanism have spread ruin and
devastation over a contiucnt.-~ Boston
Courier.
A wit, upon leaving the church
where the psalms had been sung in a
very wearisome manner, observed to
his companion: "Now ] know why
Saul wanted to kill David"
A man committed suicide in Boston
a day or two ago, and in his pocket
was found a paper upon which was
written the following:
Eternity has no gray hairs. Horo
the flowers fade. The heart withers,
man grows old and dies. The world
lies down in the sepulchre Of ages
But time writes no wrinkles on etcr-
nifty Stupendous thought. Earth
has its beauties, but time shrouds
them for the grave It's hodors are
but the sunshine Of an hour. It's pal
aces they are but gilded scpulchres.-
It's pleasures they are but bursting
bubbles. Not so is the untlied bourne.
In the dwelling Of the Almighty can
come no footsteps Of decay. Its way
will know no darkeniug. Eternal
splendor forbids the approach Cfnight
The Ohio Statesman remarks that
one advantage Of being a Democrat IS
that they are so readily received by
the other side, whenever they choose
to desert. Nothing is so potent for
Republican favor as the announce
ment, che is lifelong Democrat,
no matter how completely the rene
gade has abandoned his professions
and principles. They are bought up,
like old pots and kettles, for the excel
lent metal.
"NIassa," said Sambo, como Of your
oxen is dead: toder too. FrGid to tell
you bof at once, for fear you could't
bore it.
Tho following Paragraph is quoted
from the Inaugural address Of Gov.
Bramlette, of Kentucky:
"Revolt did not disorganizo and re-
NIT them to a Territoriol status; for
rerolntioa, attempted, but Gal,ng, is no
rcrolatioa; nothing is changed, every
thing remains. 1t is the SHcccsJm at
tempt which retoifiOaiz@- changes
DESTROYS. 1t follows therefore, that no
terms can he demanded except to sub
NIT to the Constitution and laws as
they are. To demand anything more
would be to change sides with thSro-
bellion-to make war upon the Con-
stitution at the moment the rebels be-
came willing to submit TO it. "
A Democratic friend propounds the
following question: How much have
the planks of the Chicago platform
cost per foot? That is a question
which interests thirty MILLIONS Of
Americans, but it viii never be COM
puted-scarcely the immense debt, to
say nothing Of the blood, the tears,
and lamentations of the widows and
the orphans. Historians will labor i'll
vain to solve this great and grave
question: Ceiim StadTd
THE Result OF STREET EDUcAToN.--
Keep your children from the street.
by that we mean, do not let them
make acquintantanccs on the side
walks.
Mrs. Caroful's little son Manfred
came running into the paternal man
sion the other day, shouting to the
cook.
"Now then old girl slap up that
dinner"
"Why, Manfred" began the aston
ished mother "where did you learn
such Language? who have you bocnplay-
ing with :"
"Mo ?" said the hopeful, al gener-
ally play with Dick Turner, cause
he's a bully boy with a glass eye
That's So"
The fond mother was about to ex-
press some establishment at the optical
misfortune OF Dick, when the son con-
tinued:
"Ma, I'm going to buy plug
Jem Smith wears one, and I'm as big
as he"
"a plug" gaspod the mother,
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