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Ruies for Gentlemen.
BY An OLD MAID.

lst. la walking upon tire sidewalk, al,
ways have two friends with you, when
possible, and walk three abreast. To
be sure, ladies may find it difficult TO pass
you but it will teach them 20 wear less
voIuminous dresses, ard also that your sex
has sCme rights as well rs theirs.
Cd In the use Of tUbacco-the following
general rules may he observed, bearing
ia mind that chewing the weed is 'saide.O
preserve the teeth, although scarce any
Que not addicted to- the habitcan stomach
the sight Of tobacco chewer's mouth
The suiltle may be elected as fOllows:-
Upon the floor OF railroad car. Perhaps
ladies usy ruin their dresses by occupying
the seat " hich you .yacate, not being aware
Of the saiivatory deposit; but they have 20
business to wear dresses 30 long.
Upon the floors at the Theatre or Muse
um, your next neighbOrs may vince at the
thought Of stray sIlashes Of tobacco Juice
upon the pantaluOns OF dress. No matter,
that's their look out Fire away" In
fact suit yourself in your approximations
The aroma Of the breath may not suit
some sensitive people; but there is no &C
counting for tastes. 10 smoking 1t In the
street, always see that the smoke Of your
cigar will hJat back, that ladies aud 9th
ers behind you. as we'll as yourself, may
enjoy (?l the flavor of the cigar.
Sd. Always talk loud'y sbou. the alb.
surdity Of crinuline and huOps. 1t is net
necessary to have any physiological knnwl-
edge, 80 Us to answer any absurd FLOW
who may pretend 10; have any, and who
asserts that 1.-The weight of a lady 8 dre5s is
kept by said hoops from pressing or drag
cling upon the hips, and thereby superin-
ducing many complaints detrimental to
health. Al tina: you want to know is
that it is fashionable TO condemn crino
line.
Attn. Always boast how much you know
Of women Men, especially of a certain age
do know 30 much lin their own estimation)
of the Opposite sex, that it is really laugh
able Ito ladies' to hear them expound their
knowledge.
5th If young man. when you 90 90 to
the T. eatre or concert and especially the
latter, with your iady-love always carry on
an animated conversation during the per
foImancs in an audible undertoDe. Per
haps those sitting near you may prefer to
listen to the performance; but that is OF no
consequence to you-yOu paid for your
tickets OF admission Gs well as they.
9th. 1t is always best to bear in mind
that any lady you may chance to fancy will
feel hOnored by the preference, and of
course such q thing as having preference
for any one but your magnificent self is
out of the question. Should you propose
to such lady, and she should so far for
get herself as to refuse you, she deserves
to be an old maid-"bke your correspond
ent."
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stray Colts.

CTRAYED Aom the premises Of the sub~erfbsr o. ;
the Town ofJackson, about the middle on Orfaae
last two colts enea light sorrel mare colt white
years old; the other yearling soFTeI horse Golf
~ Any person returning giving Inflammation by La
ter TO the Joliet Post eee, win be literally TeEarde
"a November % looz JOHN BUfZ, sFiEs
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ARlSG experimcT ted with medicine in the treat
mcnt IF diseases for years, LAYING aside all preiu
uces, mas eAAniiIid m the meantime all the various
systems al schools II medicine and have selected such
f"IedSs AZ eau deRonstTate TO be safe aud efficient
rejecting ntfheF'firosons To remove acute dis
ease Is comparatively easy task il is the curing of
chronic diseases that requires knowledge combined
Win patience and peTs, tempered with kind
nesss IL is In the lat class Of diseases where py
clans mostly make their failures. Having given this
cars oil diseases may specal attention, profess to Ice
pIerared Z" treat all chronic diseases with positive
cess mean all that durable cases. unless n he
condtuonally, so that patients may depend uTou my
declaration. profess to treat successfully all chronic
diseases Of the Lungs. Liver Bronchia NuTaia Para
lAsis I.heUmatisn. and all arrangements of the merry
Gus sySt'fn Fstula and Piles successfully treated in
from thirty to sixty days without the use Of the knife
or much additional pain. IprOiess to treat with nm
paraeled success the lOthsOme disease known by tine
name OF Cancer in all its stages without The use of the
knife or any harsh treatment If patients will strictly
obey my instructions, will guarantee satisfaction in
all cases where no REORGANIZATION Of the vital organ
has taken place. The best of references can he gi.
from citzeES of ST Louis where devoted INV nrSctica
Tor the last three years. have in my 6yte Can
GERS. Tuners, weighing from TO lbs that haze re-
moved with success. without the use of tho knife For
further particulars hyscians and others are invited
to call and examine Tor themselves.
RI. McRAE, 0ccuIIst aud AurIst. e.
Gives special attention diseases of the Eve and Ear
In this climate, wher" the Eye is subject so so many
diseases which fatal to its delicate structure All
persons afflicted should attend to the earliest symptoms
avoiding much suffering; and probable blindness
Letters from a distance, containing one stamn will
receive prompt attention Address Box 1892.
d. McRAE, NJ. D.. ST Louis No
OFFICE No. % NORTH FIFTH ST.
Between Pine and Chestnut streets one square from the
Court House, st. Louis, Mo. nI2-Iy
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STRAYEn

W. ". STEVENS, Comps Sol : Y = : : -te-D
LockDort, July Is, 1858.
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rwnnrrY ehrs Keo.

How woudrousurs tile changes, Jim, 81
since twenty years ago, - "ah 49, -
When gals wore wooden dresses, Jim, -r
dboys wore pants oftow,
When shoes were made Of cow-skin,
And socks of homespun wool;
And children did a half days work
Before the hour Of school, q
Thekirls took music lessons, Jim,
Upon the spinning wheel,
And practiced late and early, Jim,
On spindle swift and reel;
The boys would ride ''bare-backed" to mill,
a dozen miles or 50, e " 81 -
And hurry of before twas day,
Some twenty years ago.
The people rode to meeting, Jim,
Ii sleds instead of sleighs,
Aud wagons rode as easy, Jim,
As buggies, nowadays;
AID oxen answered we'll for teams
Though new they d be too slow;
For people lived not half so fast,
Some twenty years ago.
o, well do remember, Jim,
That "wilson's Patent Stove"
That father bought and paid for, Jim
In cloth our girls had woTe.
And how the reighbors wondered
when We got the ding to go; Z. H. 4
They said 'twould burst and kill us all,
Some twenty years ago.
Yes, everything is different, Jim,
Prom whatit used to was;
Ror men are always tamPeTing, Jim,
With Gods great natural laws
And7yFbat on earth ySe're- coming to, %. .
Does anybody knOwl
For every thing has changed so much,
Since twenty years ago.
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Office.
srArE oFpAv1p G. GROVER II. nEc,n.

ESTATE OF DAVID G. GROVER, DECD
DUBLIC notceis hereby given, that on the third
Monday of Jan. next, (Oeing the 10Th day of said
monthly shall attend before the County Court Of Will
County, N the C9prt House in the city Of ols for the
purpose OF sett Eng and adjusting all claims against
the estate of David &. Grover late Of said County
deceased, when aud where. all claimants are notified
and requested TO attend and present their claims in
writing against said estate for adjustment =
All persons indebted said estate are also request
ed to make payment to the undersigned without delay
ELIZA S. GROVER, Admx.
JOtlet, Nov. 70, 1862 s 6 O. 2f6w
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L h Z / N VALID'S HOME
7 HI. KNAPP, M. d.,
FoANEFIT OEN. Y has oPrSEDAS q.
p l N F Nj A r. y
IN CHICAGO, ILL,

IN CHICAGO, ILL.
new system, which embraces the most annrov.
y ca Hethods OF treating Diseases in this or any
0ther country. All Female Diseases Lung Disea. =
cancers and Rheumatism are SPECIAL diseases tTested
TINS institution, in the treatment of which no man
mas mad more e&perince or greater success than the
DOCTOR Ills consultati"ns for years have ayeraoed
ION hHe 20 SIX thousand year. The following dis
Shes "hlch are pronounced incurdJe by the Medical
IaCuy generally are treated with success in This In
su'uuoh' All nervous and neuralefe affections dis.
eases OF women all forms of scrofuia dyspensa con
stpation skin diseases, caucerous and TubercuIons
including pulmonary consumption rheuma.
s sIs, epilepsy, Asthma, salt fhenm. remit.
tent ana Intermittent fevers the diseases -
ne mas had an extensive practice aud wonderful snc.
cess III the treatment Of CANCERS, which he cure
NIthoet the knife He treats successfully, on new
hsthod' all the diseases of the EYE and EAR
Remember, the doctor does not promise 10 cnre all
stages oil Diseases While diseases are DURABLE II
taken In season. all Stages Your case may be
SuIaDle this week, mot next-to day, not tomorrow
henee, fhe EdaugeT sofdelay. Z - - = - -
ebHilding is pleasantly located ,spacous and viii
acco2mocate several hundred PATIENTS No Gaze will
De received where there are any doubts o ssure or
IfLeE Inc best nurses only employed, who, with the
PIyslcIan VIII make all feal at home that put them.
selves under the, care Of this Institution
IEKMS-frOm ten 10 fifteen dollars Der week ifbzSSi
oOty IN dduonoe No patient taken for less term than
one month"; as no he satisfied "a To the bene6t
they may receive in Chronic Diseases in less time
many PATENTS who are not able to come to the Iu6I
mary can DE successfully treated at me- which viii,
cost rom ten to fifteen dollars per month
All e'ters, inclosing letter stamp addressed "A
nro nStfr n D. x42 Chicago ILL., will receives
Consultat.ya free. Office Hours from o A. NJ to eP NJ
Once us South Clark st.. Clark and Monroe sts
Sept II, 1870. n1aIV
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GoodsL

which, in fact he summer n goods every s.9es
purchased in joIic, ~ FIared to sel lower than On
tage to casnS Of Dry Goods wnS i; IN
LAnIF9, before puEehTsins siss S1i sasAn
lanes Plain, figured watered a. Alapaecas, De
AlLLINERY AND FANCY aoon
Sstin ana Trimmings, consisting of p1R.-
Ianings, Plumes Rosetts artf6ci,i silks
Autthgs, Eringes, silk Lace Glovs. Ssot al
nose; and Round SiIveTes Cionbs iO'ess ShildreRf
in9s Ssiicss Canbrics Brown and Bleaeb.a s,
Cotton Rs.,iIg Broad Cloths Tweeds, Kentucky Jesr
Undetsas1s. assortment Of Enbroideres Cuffs Collar.
pins Crsns n vsnlinzstts, Curtains Muslin Connts,
this is the place for bargains 60 ohaS -
K. c. DUNCAN
F---- on ChicaEo street
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Price one dollar per Bottle.
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NOTICE.

ESTATE OF HANNAH HALFWAY. DECD
DUBL1C notice is hereby given, that on the Third
Il Monday Of April rext. (being the Goth day OF
said month"; Wesil attend before theCOunty Court OF
nlH County at the Court House in the city of Joliet
Tor the purpose of settling and adjusting alt Claims
against the estate OF Hannah Hathaway late Of said Conn
y deceased when aud where all claimants are notified
ana requested 10 attend and present their claims in
writing against said estate for adjustment a.1--T
All persons indebted to said estate are also request
ed to make pay ment to the undersigned without DELAY
= JACOB HALFWAY, Executors.
& Dated Feb 10, 1868. pS7 a6u,
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25

| WILL COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT OF MAY TERN, 1868
In ChaHcery.
| State Illinois, County Of Will, Ess.
! William A. Strong. and William A. Strong. IT. AVID
William ;. Brooks Partners N trade and doing L-iu-s
under the name sly le aud firm II strong rusi-
and Morris Ein,ten. and Morris EnsteIu. A,nnpi-
traitor Of the estate OF Ulnch b. kosenheim deceased
Mary Ann Pickles widow Of Benjamin Pickles dse.as
ed AID administrative OF the estate of said deceased
Elizabeth Pickles, Benjamin Pickles, James H. Phi kIes
Nathan A. Pickles. Margaret Pickles and Thomas J.
Pickles, children and heirs at law Of said deceased
| Mary Ana Quinn and John Quinn husband Of sad
Mary Aun Quinn, Andrew Lyman and JOAR Preston.
defendants.
Bill and Irirnction
FFlDANlT of the Ion-residence Of said above de
"A PENDANTS, Mary Ann Quinn and John Quinn. hay
ing been filed in the oce Of the CLERK Of said court
Notice il hereby given to the said defendants Mary
Ann Quinn and Sohn Quinn thai the said COMMITMENTS
hed then said bill Of complaint the said court On
tue chancery side thereof with order for the
OF injunction thereon, on the sth day OF May, 1878,
that summons thsrcupon Issued out Of the said
court IN SAID cause against the said defendants re-
tuIabe TO said term of said court onthe third Monday,
OF May A D. let{ and writ of1njuncuon also
issued as Aforesaid against you said defendants Mary
Ann QuIun and John Quinn strictly commanding YOU
ana each fyOd your agents. attorneys and seffants
to desist and refrain from selling conveying, dspos
ing Of encumbering, or in any way or manner med
ding or Intoxicating with the real described in
said bill or any part thereof and which purported
to be conveyed by Benjamin Pickles to YOU said
Mary Ann Quinn by wocertan deeds recorded in the
recorders office of said county, ii Book "a OF Records
VI % anu % except as 70 pay ing taxes thereon
order OF said court thereon; as is by
Law required -
Now unless you the said Mary Ann Quinn and John
quinn shall personally be and appear before said
Circuit Court the first day Of the next term thereof
to be holden at Joliet in said county. on the third
Mouday OF May instant, thereafter as re.
quiTed by law and plead, answer or deur 10 the said
complainants.bih of complaint, the same and the
matters aud things therein charged stated will be
taken as confessed by you and decree entered against
You and each you according to the prayer Of said
bill. BF RTSSFiI Clerir y
X. i. BARBER, COmrIt Sol,
Joliet, May s. 1868. n47-ew
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SIraYed or Stolen.

IN the 2Sth Of June last, one sorrel Marc. years
Ould. shod two days before she left, small white spot
IN the forehead sorre name and tail letters B.
branded on the left shoulder, long hair on the
letocks one fetluck and one Of the hind feet little
iarg than the Others caused by strain, large fiat
hoois and the inside Of the hoOfs is full the rim in
the botioIns and steps long when under trOt.
hoover viii return said Maze shall receive S25 If
stolen. and WIN County will pay $50 for the thief also
u etrayed will pay 50 if found within 10 miles from
oet, OF Will pay $40 ffound within - miles Joliet
Any one who will take up sad mare and give infor
nation by letter through the 2. at Joliet ill., direct
to Box 50, shall be literally rewarded.
b. .. HARRINGTON .
Joliet July L. 1850. n53v
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Say John Sharp is rogue is a COM
mon expression 10 England when Gne wish
es to affirm his honesty. A good story
and true one is told as the origin of it,
John Sharp, who was afterward Archbsh-
op of York, when a student at Oxford had
Il c ham One night Sharp was awOke by
this ebum, who told him that he had just
dreamed that he (Sharp) would be Arch
bishop of York. After some time be again
awOke him and said he had dreampt the
same. and owas5wel assured The swould ar
rive at that dignity, and asked him to
promise, should he ever become Arch
bisho ,, to give him good rectOry, which
he named. @ a .s.-. ... "a
We'll, wellJ' said Sharp. you silly fellow
90 to sleep; and if your dream. which is
very unlikely, should come true, promise
yOu-the -fivrng.' -
BY that'time,' said his cbum' you will
have forgot me and your PROMISE
No, no. says Sharp, that shall not;
but if j do not remem Der you and refuse YOU
the living, then say, John Sharp is u
rogue.
After DR.. Sharp had been archbishop
sUme time. his old friend applied to him
Ton the said reGtory being vacantl. and af.
ter much difficulty got admitted ito bis
presence, having been informed by the ser
va1tthat the archbishop was particularly
engaged with gentleman relative 20 the
same rectOry for which he was going t.
apply. The archbishop was told there
vase clergyman who was extremely i'm
Fortunate to see him, and would take nj
denial. His Grace ordered him to be adj
mitsed, aud requested so know why be baC
so rudely almost forced himself into biz
presence. .a .af-t..rs r ....s,-7
i come says be, my lord, to claim ar
old promise, the Iectory of -
do not remember, sir, even to have
seen you before; how. thon, could / have
promised yOu the rectory, which have
just presented TO this gentleman. 81 Co.
Then says his chum. John Sharp i.
G'rOgue.' aa.-...- ..s.-. : "a
The circumstance was instantly reused
IN the mind Of the archbishop, and the re-
suit was, he provided literally for hi,
dreaming Obum 10 the Church.
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ESTATE OF ETHAN ETIIERBEE DECD.
DUBLlC notice is hereby given. that on the 3rd
i Monday of March next, (being the 18th day Of
said mouth we shall attend befoEe the County Court
of Win County at the Court House in the city of JoIi-
et for the purpose Of settling and adjusting all claims
against the estate Of Ethan Wetherbee, late of said
county. deceased, when aud where all claimants are
notified and Requested TO attend and present their
claims IN writing against .estate for adjustment
All persons indebted to said estate are also request
ed to make payment to the undersgn without DELAY
FRANCIS GoODSPEED
MARkOFF WETHERBEE.
Dated Jan. ~, 1868. aG546) Execators
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TAX SALE NOTICE.

NOTICE is he eby given that at sale of delipouent
IN lands audi for the general taxes of the wear
1ooO III VIII County aud State Of Illinois duly made
by the Treasurer Of said county on the 9th day of
Dune, D. 1851. forthe taxes aforesaid and costs then
remaining due and unpaid thereon the Undersigned
purchased 50 acres hf or S, % T. IS 10 E. and
the W lex Z or W15) ufLot s Block 10 School Sec
on Addition to Joliet all in said county aud that
sne ume OF redemption thereof from said sale will x
pire in two years from said sale . -
= ~, o, 700. RE- BARBER
Ni'iSu eu' 1000 % ..--s-E we 30 sSQ-SW
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WILL COUNTY, sS' - a.sl
County Court of viii County, August Term, 1se
To All PeIsOn COncernsd;


JAKE notice. that the underrEbsd guardian Of
L Emerett. ~ MUligaI a minor will apply to the
County Court of said county, at the August term
thereof to be holden at the Court House in said
on the third Monday Of August EexI an order to
sell the undivided interest Of the said minor in the
following descrbed real estate, situated in the said
comfy Of VIII and state of illinois, tolvit The SIX
of the IA of Sec u, in Township SO, N Of r. 10
East of3dP NJ, eoptsiufng 50 more or less and
the 81 q the WI Of Sect y in the Tow nship and
Range aforesaid, Containing so acres more or less.
also seven acres more less, described as follows:
begin chains aud II links west of the corner of
said Sec %. and return south 20 10 chains and
10 links TO the nerth bank Of the Despaines river
thence south 44o IS chains aud q links thence
south 80 4o'2 chains and 6T links thence north e0
along the north line of said last named Section
chains and IS links 10 the place Of beginning or land
OF about the last Aforesaid Quantity the frac-
honal quarter of said last named SeCtion also the
undivided one third of the undivided one fourth Of
Lots three tS) four a. and five (5) in Block eighty
three $50, together with undivided third Of one
fourth Of Reservation for Mills " fri "a of sec % in
Township SO, 10 east, and that the petIOn there
for IS now on file in the ofce Of the clerk Of said
conTt.
JOHN LANE
w. ". STEVENS, Comps SOL : y = : = TDe--N
LockDort, July Is, 1858.
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A captain of a steambOat on the Missis.
slppii river, who had fought in the Texas
revolution, offered free passage in bis
boat to any soldier who had participated in
certain engagement. One day man
claimed free passage, asserting that he
was 10 the battle. He was referred to the
captain. -
In what capacity did you server
High private
Stranger, said the captain, give me
your hand. / have passed two thousand
and eishty-two who were in that engage
neps, and you are the first private have
SEEM
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DISEASED HORSES AND CATTLE,

Require restoration Of nsensible perspiraton SIoans
Fever AntdCte Condition Powder. is u certain Blood
Purifier. Ii fails to loosen the skim cleanse the
watcr,crcatc appetite and positive for Coughs
Colds. StfGomplamt. Founder, Distenper, and carries
OF Bolts and Worms. may be given at any time and
under all circumstances with perfect safety.
One Package Of the Powders and box Of the oint
pent will perfectly recent Founder in SIX or
eight days without leaving the least eject in the feet
In Horse Distemer, they will aay the fever and pro-
mote healthy termination of the disease. One pow
der and part Of box Of ointment. will, in all
cases, cure. tho Horn Distcmpcr in COW; two
sometimes required for an OK.
WALTER b. SLOAN, the original dscoverer OF this
truly valuable medicine. still has the sole supervision
oil Its manufactures but orders should he his
son. oscar Sloan, p South Water Street, Chicago
Ill. who will promptly supply the demand for these
popular and truly grcat medicines. o.
They are sold hy all dealers in Medicine. Sold
Wholesale and retail at Manufacturers prices. at
Joliet, bv J. H. BROWN and Retailed by all tho 9TH
er Druggists -
June 10. 1880. = - s- ooIlV
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INFALLIILE AND WARRANTED!

-EE.f A ueWBinvsuted --f.rf
Acoustic Pocket Article for the Dear,
With which to hear Lectures, Sermons, Speeches, &c
P 1t is small. and can be carried in the pocket, and
when used. be ntiFey concealed 1t is constructed
of three Kinds of metal. With Gutta Perca tubes so
combined as to form powerful reflector of sound;
aud is altogether the most desirable instrument for
tthe deaf, ever invented letter enclosing full par
ucuars, will be sent to am address on the receipt of
8 cent stamp, with which toSefd the same. t61
Address, H. MANSFIELD. Book Seller
1D 134 York Street, New Haven, Conn.
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WHEELER & WILSON'S "a
WING III ACHIN ES!
NEW IMPROVEMENTS. REDUCED PRICES !

THE Wheeler q Wilson Manufacturing Company
Hdr'ng gained all their SuttS at Lalc,
With infringing manufacturers of Sewing Machines,
propose that the public shall be benefited thereby and
have accordingly
Reduced tie Prices cftEeir Seeing Machines
After this date they will be sold rates that will
pay IAN profit on the Of manufacture capital in
vested and expense of making sales; such prices as
will enable teen to make first class machines aud as
heretofore, guarantee them in every particular.
MRS. 1. T. MILLSPAU6 H. s1 O
Nov. %. '6O-n24tf Agent, Joliet. Ill.