New-York daily tribune., 1863-11-07

farm products into the elements OF growth. But
here was case II reconycIsion rapid. 10 be fatal
to al the laws of economy 1t suggested nothing sol
strongly. as that rapid issue Of government money.
which finds Immediate absorption amoug tie govern
mental officials Docs the government really milk
itself; and preventive be found In the way Ci
neck machinery or otherf
Another animal was admirable In every point Of view
found her upon Of the North Ri,or vharyts ana
the perfect outline of her form and high bred action IN
duced purchase even at long figure; but the beast
proved an invetcrate kicker.
The books recommend gcncnes. for tho cure Of Ills
propensity does humanity; concurTed with both
| in suggesting that treatment to Patrick
"Gintle is i'll And bedad. Sir. she's too ouid ,cr
cure. I'm thinking we must tic her legs sir, but Il ye
orders it, bednd. it's meself can be rnte
"Soh, Moolly-soh-soh (and kicO, sob ye bnste
q little hvelierl sob (and kck)-soh. blast !e'-soi
MoOly-soH Katy-SOli land a crash. och, yon olu
baste yetake tha and there is thGt Of Tie milking
stool in the ribs
The "gntlcness" OF Patrick is unavaillne. But the
COW is excellent nnimaI and not 20 bc hastily ds
cardcd Mixer after mixer undertook the conquest
but with no better The task became the meas
ure of mans long suffering disposition; some gave pYe
and lost their empers before the first ual finished
others conurcd down the spirit by a sorts o enieafH
cpithets and tenderness. uutL the conquest secn,e
almost made; when suddenly pail stool and N voGo
lapse together and stream of curse. carry away az
record of the tenderness We cane back nt last to
Patrcks original suggestion; the legs must be tied.
short bit of thick rope pissed around foot and 'osf
ly knotted, then passed around tie second and tied
tightly double knot. rendered her poweIless. There
was slight struggle but IL soon at end ond
the milking was With this simple provision. tie
trouble all done away and for whole year mat.
well But after tAis. there cane rcformer
into control OF the dairy. The rope irhaTOus he
didn't believe in such things hc had seen kicking
before little fiImncss AID gentenoss would accom-
plish the object better God ddn't mako cows legs 20
be tied The position n humane one II not logical
And the thong Sss discarded.
"wel. Patrick" said l. two days after. "how fares
the cowf'
| And bcgorra It's the same ould bnste Sir"
few days later inquired ngain alter the new reg
linen Of gentleness and frrness.
! Begorrp" said Patrick. she's kicked lin again.
| A week passed; and repeated the inquiries.
| "Besorrs, she's Kicked him ogain!" screamed
Patrick; land it's a diyils own batting hos been 81 ms
Sure enough. the poor COW was injured sadly; her
milking days we're over; and in month she went 70
tho butcher. And this advocate OF geatleneii and
irmncss Of the warmcst aGd In0st mpassioaeG
phianthropists ever met with.
The moral Of the story is--if n COW Is al iyeieTae
kicker tie her legs with gentle hald OF XII her.
Beating will never cure whether it IN successive
thuds or in an explosive outbreak Of outrageous '0'
lnce. Isu.pcct that the same ruling l. applicable to
great many dsordcrly meinbors o; society.
One of the conditions Of making money By
farm is the necessity Of constant dickering daiy
which was not at oil to tho tasto Of TX. Marvel,
and which he cndcavored 70 shifl IS faf as posi-
bic by handing it over to his shrewd foreman.
But sometimes a customer au.yes who insists on
talking with the "boss'
Such an ono has DROPPED r. on q morning IN which
YOU happen 10 be deeply engaged. lie wishes % tasc
n look At a horse which DO has seen oisTiised 4
sale Tie stable IL FREQ 3 lis observation and TIE u
tcntive Pat Is az hand but tie customer wants tax
IL ia a s,aanch Canadian horse. 'or whch ron have
no further use Yon paid for hin. SIX months rone,
hundred and fly dollars and YOU name iunte 81
dollars as li- pilce never yet met man who cold
horse or much as be savc-anless be we're alocfey
/ / never expect to.
/ Nornin'. Squire
"Goud morning"
Bin lookin a, yer hoss-
| "Ahf"
"Middlin' lamp Of, hoes"
"Ycs. n nice horse"
"D'n know os yop know Il, hnt sch ho,sc' sn: 50
salaile as they was O spell bAe'
They're gn,a fancy for bigger hoses
"ru, ,Aa; foay to heavy c-r, and le woriia'i 60
'',a "Yoa ere mistaken, he. capli-i cast horse"
wei. dori ~ hut What hel D. handy viii
ugh,sh load Don't caii hin spawned. DO Iof'
"Tiai ioat. Under Ike spavin "-Fubbins tia oa
"An, much 4 O hos. doctor. boyoi-
'Doai lick doo, bot"
NO"
"Tfem nuio Yanuot.s Is apt u hcf-
silence ord sn impatient movement Which vofh oa
/ by pulor oui ry Ha'ch
/ '"whar uuo o day soi t. bei"
"Ihuad.ri must BE- . .--i' ou'a nte 90 trad'
Squire. bu, ga'-s "e cari nsf T.. yr ~,
askln much n.tlIi -p.~a arit-iy ''''"'' 'ri N''
4'S "a a. hundred doiars s ., price, aad sa'o ~,
Don't say Cave q ,iund,rlas is'i too much.
@r., yoa E.'y %. Up TIE horse d''' 'A''A '''
Los o here. squire IF you vas i,sr,--soao
,hine-nke-sercniy or-sercliy Csc Gola''. aow.-
! ,Lcrc might be some nee il iaikin.
Not QUO bii Of use limgaiieni'y)-iaTnins on my
"'@- Say. sQuiro-cy-r had bin to oaplow,"
| "Yes"
| "Wois veUi'
"fr,c,iga, aryi Tle'a Kanueis i' ooa'rary ci.ssr'
when thes vo nif-i H. be-
"Tia,'. a c51d pint, lui them that's worked ~
uey gii quiet Kinder ..is th' fpE Jet 0li on on
AMI - brisk wAen yoa ~; 'em 'oa Fasr rn. Dontyoa
lnd i ~. Sqqifci'
"Hox Old. Squire ia yo sny 10 wa''" docking In
Nh mouth ngailJ.
"Well-I gue, he g. a goo! many ffeer' higher
that than be l. % ,ev--any way
/ "pairics yoa had better pui thir horse ~
Hold or. Squire" nrl taking ont Dis purse Ae
counts ont sfycn'--cigh ghty.--nni nfc-rnd two,
and a hny-ihcrc. Sguig, taut worth iatin about
III split iie diGefcnco WITH yo, and take ih' hoes
A, wb'cH be- customer &, pn,,ed hc-liatc- snd The
horse il cr rng tie stable again, when 10 hre1s o4i
Vel sYlire. here's your money! bnt yon,ro The
most iiundcriu' Uneasy mnn Tor dlcLer that ever
| traded ulti--ill fsy that lor yt.'
And tho horse - transferred 90 his keeping.
''sposs you throw IN tAc halter AID blanket, Slnne
dolt yer -
Give hin TIE hglter and blanket, Patrick"
! "And Patrick you 'nnt nary Old curry comb yon
don't use yen could let me hGNef
Give h.D - curry comb Pat
squire you're II eisoa man. Got most through "
! lnyinF
Nearly"
wen. I'm gid ont Had kinder kcichn weather
up our way