The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1863-07-07

that the Monroe doctrine, which they have late
ly so derided, is far more respectable idea
than they supposed, and that when backed by
some thirty odd millions of sturdy Americans,
the whole affair is of vast importance. Intru-
sion on this continent is step which no sane
European government would ever dare attempt.
Adventures will find out to their cost that in
this case precaution Ia the better part of valor.
The Yankees are not to be counted out on this
side of the Atlantic
The New Greed OF the Aboiftion
Church.
Wendell Phillips tongue is again in running.
order. II whirled and bobbed about, like a
spindle in a Lowell cotton factory, at Framing
ham, Mass, on the Fourth of July, to the
amusement Of the fanatics, free lovers, Graham
ties, abolitonists strong minded women and
New England spinsters gathered there. His
speech as usual, was very lengthy and amusing.
as Phillips himself He, however, reminds US
Of the bell that was once. raised by the city
authorities under great flourish. Great pains
had been taken in regard to the size and beauty
Of the bell, with the idea of furnishing the
public with something extraordinary. When
the time came to place it in the tower large
crowd gathered to see this bell and hear 1t
ring. 1t was finally arranged, and the entire
assemblage waited in breathless suspense to
hear its melodious sound. The bell swayed
back AND forth, the clapper struck its sides, but
to the establishment of the listeners there
was no ring to the bell-it was badly
cracked. So it in with Wendell Phillips
With all his preparation, grand flourish and
glib tongue, there is evidently a crack in his
head Like the insane man who arranged a
number Of crazy men in a line before a visitor,
explaining what eaclsone was insane upon and
the treatment needed for his recovery. On
thanking him for the information thus impaired,
the guest suddenly asked who he was. Who
am ?" responded the man. "Why, am Khan
of Tartary"-thus declaring himself the craziest
of them all. Thus it is with Phillips. lie evil
IDENTIFY needs some quiet place, and the applica-
ton of cooling lotions to his head, and careful
diet Gerrit Smith was once badly afflicted;
but he has taken to reading the HERALD exciu-
sively, and has now not only come out with q
sound brain, but is a sound patriot.
But Wendell Phillips, in his amusing speech
at birmingham, has told us a great many
things. He told us all about the mysterious
Conway, the emancipation peace man now in
England He informed us that Butler is to be
the radical and Mcclellan the peace candidate
for the next Presidency, and that the Washing
ton managers of the war are arranging their
cards to run President Lincoln as compro-
mise candidate between them. He told us
the direction that General Hookers fighting
qualities lead him; that Halleck has but ono
quality, that Of " hate of Mcclellan, to recon-
mend him." that Blanks has outdone HIMSELF"
Grant "has done Justice to his record,n and
that Rosecrans will move and conquer the
moment Washington unties his hands," He
praised General Meade; denounced the
President for not arming one hundred
thousand instead Of thirty thousand negroes;
ventilated Postmaster General Blairs New
Hampshire speech; said. as usual, great deal
about the negro, nogrophobia; opposed colo
nization, and closed his speech by allowing
that the creed Of the abolition church Ia here
after to be 'amalgamaton." To this fact he
called the special attention Of the NEW YoM
HERALD evidently anxious that we should pub
lish it. We therefore, for his qualification, and
for the amusement Of our readers and the rest
Of mankind, make room for 1t in to-day's issue.
Wendell Phillips Is certainly an amusing
man, and we advise our readers, now that the
Opera and the theatres are closed, to select
some cool place In the shade, read Phillips'
very curious speech, and laugh and grow fat
Phillips, 1t seems, has no love for some of our
generals or the Cabinet at Washington. and
sails in right and left like bull in china shop.
He tells us many secrets, and gives the scheme
of the anti-abolitiou portion of the republican
party general airing. and then declares that
we all have got to come under the new aboli-
tion creed Of intermarrying Of races, black and
white. This is the paradise, the great mil
lennium that this apostle Of the abolitionists
has now prepared for u.s. What magnificent
future awaits our posterityl
Since President Lincoln has not fully dis
charged his duty and long since shut up in the
same prison such crazy men as Greeley, Ben
Wood, and that class of radicals, on both Sides
aud thus relieved the country of all suoh
nusances il is well that we are TO have a new
administration soon. One of the first duties of
the new administration, when IL comes into
power, Is to select some eligible site on some
Of the mountains near our battle fields, and there
erect monster asylum for our crazy politicians,
where they can receive the treatment that their
several peculiar diseases need to restore them 10
sanity. This measure is essential, and demand
ed as safety to the public and peace of the
country. Without 1t another wrangle will CON-
mence, and we shall be again plunged into war
by the public rawlings Of the insane politicians.
Then the Greeleys, the Phillipses, the Summers,
the Woods, the vallandighaIns the Davises, tho
Yanceys and their class will all be provided