The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1863-02-12

order of the day, and without here set
ting forth long list Of grievances, bill
ofrlgh, or constitution for the new and
independent State or Kingdom Of Horri'
cance Bridge, leictofore Partof Put!
nam county Virginia,
Tho refined and talented citizens Of
the new government Of and within the
following boundary io,wit;
Beginniuing at the extremity Of the
north limb of the Moon thence a astraight
line to the north east corner of Purgaio-
ry, thonce to the Sonth west edge of the
Boroallis in The north, and with the
same to itsiaterssciion with the dog STAR
thence on an angular line to the begin
ming, claiming title by Secession to the
canopies above and the lowest mudsills
Of the Boilomloss pitts downward not
TO include any Of the inhabitants Of Ju-
pior or any other planets, and that a
competent surveyor be appointed to run
and mark the lines and courses thereof,
and make report Of the expenses, &c-
Do hereby, declare themselves free and
Independent of the county of Putnam
the State of Virginia, tho United States
and all the world, aud and any other
world that may be created hereafter.
Which boundary Aforesaid. shall be
known amoog the most fayored nations
Of the earth, as The Kingdom Of Hurf,
cane Bridge,
The Constitution Of which is TO be
Democratic, however, glazed over with
strong despolc and Mouarchical featured
and no northern man with Southern fecl7
rngs to rule the country and no persop
to be put in Office, unlesshe is fond q
strong, intoxicating liquors, bountifully
mixed with srychnne, leaf tobacco AM
fish berries. a
That free port of entry be establish
ed at tHurrioane Bridge with suitable foy
tifcalions custom houses, &c, at tH
cos of the State that monarchisal Pres
sident with suitable cabinet, secretaries
and foreign ministers. to be chosen bg
the elective franchise Of the eli
thereof. That strong and numcfods
naval force of Iron clad steamers be
provided, to sail on and navigate he
broad majestic waters Of the Kingdom
aforesaid, for offensive and defensive
operations, that Internal improvements
progress and be completed so as to avoid
the loborious system Of freighling heavy
tonnage on horseback, over stupsaduous,
high, rocky, boundleSs mountains
And the citizens of the State or King.
dom aforesaid, do further declare, chat
they can,wheu properly organized, with
the large land and naval forces that can
be brough. TO battle in the immense ter.
iIory aG5resoIi, whip the world, which
can be easily Siown BY their vast rum.
bcrs, great military skill, great wealth
and means and wonderful facilities Of
travel, with stolen horses and by steam
ships, rail roads and aerial voyages with
balloons in the lower hemisphere. In a
word they are determined to protect
themselves and their large and nnmer,
Gus slave inhabitants against the north
ern negro stealers, and would greatly
prefer to be annexed to South Carolina
and Georgia, although they steal and
smUgglo more slaves or negroes from
Alriol ten to one than the Northern OBJ.
olitioniSts from them. And the robbing
Of the public treasury and stealing hOri
sos, is hereby tolerated, recommended
and Icgalized,
Aud the Kingdom aforesaid when or
saniacd, will furnish more good and
punetual officers, bo,h civil aud militia
ry especially sheriff, ana constsblss
,hap the Uaivcse eau start elsewhere.
And in the great territory above set
forth, there are many distinguished and
talented men, such cs lawyers, physi'
clans and statesmen sufficient to control
the bar of North America end the rest
of creation, and will in all probability
practice in the courts Of Eycheker aud
Kings bench in the city Of Lonion; Par.
is, in France; Moscow aud 81. Petersburg
10 Russia; Warsaw in Poland, and al
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