The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1863-09-03

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From the Louisville Journal
Not amiss--a rich and lovely widow.
A well read sodier-private information.
SIeight of hand-refusing an offer of mar
riage.
Bragg's army if it could only get good
meal, with plenty Of liquor, would fill up rap
idly,
We have heard of Death on the pale horse.
but John Morgan is death on all sorts of hors-
es.
John Morgan can at least boast that Ken
lucky and Indiana were nearly oyerridden
by him.
The thoughts of certain women are always
fixed on the opposite sex. Even when they
laugh they say ''Te-he h
Wedding a garden is safer businessman I'M
wedding widow, but not half SO pleasant.
Miss Jemima WilheImina, when her parents
refuse to allow her to so to ball, sets to and
has bG3oL at home.
In returning thanks in an after-dinner
speech Brown declared that he was ''too full
for utterance."
The young lady who eloped some time
since with gallant major" has returned
with minor in her arms.
A braying donkey, however stupid he may
look, is unquestionably an ass 5oot animal,
White hair is its chalk with which time
keeps its score-two, three or four-score as
the case may be-on a mans head.
People sometimes speak of baby as if it
were u kind Of medal bestowed by fate upon
a man for early hours and good conduct.
1t is little troubles that wear the heart out.
tt easier to throw bombshell a mile than
a feather-even with artillery,
There is sort of comfort in the hayward
ness Of discomfort, a soothing music to the
restlessness Of the soul in the deep bass of
hearty grumbIing.
Man creeps into childhood, bounds into
youth, sobers into manhood softeus into age,
totters into second childhood, and stumbles
into the cradle prepared for us all.
The rebel Confederacy, by its obstinacy, is
now torturing itseIflillo hedgehog rolled up
the wrong way.
The substance Of the plan Of the rebel sym
pathizers for bringing about peace with the
South is. that we turn our tail and run.
jeff Davis says that the authorities of the
rebel Confederacy claim Kentucky. Well
what does their claim prove? What but their
own inpudence?
The Democrat calls last Mondays election
"a farce" Well, we never before saw "a
farce" that made 50 many people cry and
groan and shrek and howl.
A British officer has invented new rifle
ball, charged with solid phosphorus When
lodged in any object, it burns with great
tierceness for some time. If it We're fired in
to a rebels belly, he would probably feel as
if he had been drinking a gill of Confederate
whisNey
Some people amongst us argue, that be-
cause jeff. Davis has issued new and all
sweeping conscription the Federal Govern
ment should abandon all thought of draft
In other words, we must let our army dwin-
die away because the rebels augment theirs
That's very good reinforcement nd-no-nlore-
money logic
Put down the rebellion, they say, and these
evils viii cease. Who is to decide when the
rebellion is put down ?--DeDs3crat
We guess that the rebels themselves may
be safely trusted to decide A man always
knows best when he is whipped, and his word
can be taken for it.
| Every blow that we strike at the rebel
Confederacy strikes also at the pockets of its
British sympathizers by causing sstocks is
sued for loans to decline. Meade and Grant
knocked them down twenty per cent, and
there was as great a panic among the holders
as the garrison Of beleaguered Vicksburg ex
Iperienced when Logan exploded his mine I'M
der its principal fort.