The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1863-08-27
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On hearing n clergyman remark 90 The world is
full of change" Mrs. Partingtou said she could
hardly bring her mind TO believe it, little found
its way into her pocket
\ dandy. smoking a cigar. having entered mem
agere. the proprietor requested him To take the
weed from his muuth. - lest he should teach the
other monkeys BAD habits"
=. Do you mean insinuate that lie, sir ?'' ex-
claimed herce-loOking, Dustachped gentleman
Inkse, who hinted ssht-skepticsm
to of his toughest statements s. No, mister.
all-only IL kind o strikes that you 'tarnal
savin' of truth"
IN New Hampshire had the misfortune
Gently 10 lose his wife. Over her grave he caused n
be plrced which, in the depth OF his
grief, he bad ordered tO lie Inscribed, - Tears
ore her-therefOre weep
ADVICE 1t your coat is comfortable. wear it two
three months longer no matter Il the gloss Is off
II yuu have wife, one; If you have, G"d bless
her. ~ home with her, instead # spending your
evenings IN expensive, q At fOoleries. Be honest.
gal. plain. seek content and HAPPINESS at home; he
N lusrruus aud perseverng; and word for IT, If
your circumstances are nov embarrassed. they will
som become easy, no matter who may be Premier,
or what may be the price OF stocks.
WElRISG JEsELRY loveliness never ap-
pears 10 great advantage ~ when set ua with
simplicity Of dress. No off his angels
with r"werIng feathers and grand jrSelry; AMI
dear human angels, II rh-y would niHke gS"t their
title thar name, should carefully IvOi ornaments
which properly belong to Indian squtws anI African
princesses These tnselres NAV serve TO give effect
life there substitute for simplicity. The vulgar
IL to be disguised by gold o. iii monds.
An EDITOR's OPISIoS BILLIAaDs -Somebody
rhe Bucyru- Journal u letter of inquiry as
billiards. whom the e,iiTOr replied fellows
Yes, sir. tell you all about billiards. Ii IS
game consisting of men in their shirt sleeves,
punching balls about a table, mi presenting the
keeper OF the table with fifteen cents. IS
monty the in this country, telling him 10 mark
II down This last menfiUnei custom has given
them the title Of billiard markers Ii you have a
decided genius tor the game you will make IA supe
nor player AZ the expense of about 100 dollars.
B!scksmiths. carpenters. sc play it tor exercise.
10 vas InSentei by shreSd saloon Keeper. who was
not SATISFIED with the prOht of whisky, and
much opposed To temperance water it,
BAPTISM By IMMERSION SETTLED AT session of
Ken tucky curt. hell a yeas ago, n negro
woman convicted Of a capital Crime an SEN
tsyel 10 be hung. In few week -lsne prufeS~ei to
De Converted. ami the jai!or novel his II NOR Judge
N, for order allowing TO Sc removed :rum
the j'il 10 be baptized
:" Why not baptise her in the jssil?'' asked the
Judge
" She wishes to be immersed. SIe don't believe
sprInkling pouring valid b p.ssm,'' says the
turnkey.
JUICE N effected a moment -sld answered: :
~ have right settle that QUESTION Mr..
Si-rk, make order that this courf ,1eng sufficient
advised, decide thar spriuk'Ing .salii baptism -
so this Sexed question was settled. BY Kentucky