Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1863-07-11

" VtSe0Ss~ ~ 0AO0t HVOSOVSV 4&4OSASy
Of man-so regarded BY some. 3 g.4 I
Men Of the noblest disposition tbink
thenselves happiest when others share
their happiness with them. .....
Truth il far more intensely intsrestipg
than fiction. when the heart and affections
ere enlisted on the subject. ="
Marriage enlarges tho area Of happiness
or misery; the marriage Of love is pleas
ant, the marriage ofinterejt easy, and .
marriage whore both meet happy. =
-. Laug1ter.-An agreeable sud conta.
kious iconvalsion Of the human counte.
nance, on receiving > tailor's bill, or being
- !asked to return IN umbrella -.
The civilized was tho natural state 20
long ~ man con4inued in communion
With God The satsge state was the
Ta*fai Consequences Of deserving.
The 6rss indication Of dom este hap.
piness 10 the love Of ones homo.
Those who havearesources within them.
selves, and can dare to live alone, want
frieads The least, but know how to prize
them the most. ~ ,t' T." 80.
4, cotemporary instances q genius on
Lake Champlain who takes . pair Of
skates and writes four months bill with
such perfection that in less than an hour
tho sun liqoidates it.
Nothing sits 50 gracefully upon child.
rem. and nothing makes them so lovely as
habitual respect and dutiful department
towards their parents and superiors.
He1ho troubles himself more than he
needs, grieves also more than is necessa>
~, for the same weakness which makes
him anticipate bic misery makes him en-
large it too.
A CLriosity.-In the window of shop
in Boston violin is exhibited, st high
price, being the property Of . gentleman
in fne condition.
Picking Up.-A fellow went to Sarato.
60 for his health-to pick up q little, and
picked up enough to send him to the State
prison for three years. This is recruiting
with Vengeance.
Plato being told that some enemies had
spoken i'll Of him, said: 1T matters not !;
| viii endeavor 90 to live that no one
shall believe them."
An inscription on . tomb stone at La
Point, Lake Superior, reads a. follows -
"John Smith, accidentally shot Is mark
Of affection BY His brother"
When oil 10 done. human life is, Ct best
but like = forward child, that must bs
played with and humored . little 10 keep
it quiet till it falls asleep, and then the
care Is over.
During the reign Of Henry the Eighth
Of England, crime was 40 rife that ~ 900
rosues and thieves were hanged.
Wicksd.-A woman was latelv arrested
in Cincinnati for beating her husband
with bunch Of candles. What rick-
cd actl
Light-An old advertising tallow chan
dler modes,ly says that without intend.
ing any disparagement to the sun, he may
consistently ssser: that his octagoual sper'
macsti are the best lights ever invented" :"
Strong Ce0se.-The Now Bedford peo.
ple complain Of inding gravel in their
coffee. One lot Of three posnds yielded
three.quarters Of > pound Of gravel. That
coffee ought to settle quickly.
A quarrel between two officers was rath.
er amusing. One diminstive and fussy ;
the other WAS big, sour.looking Hoosier.
The former made some swapping remark,
when tie Hoosier retorted by calling him
"a id little Syphax." Little breeches
Was ~ much confused a. Was the Billings
gate ishwoman when Daniel UConnel
denounced her as = noun pronoun, &C.
Finally, he wanted to know what Syphax
meant "W.a-ll," said the Hoosier, dryly,
"it means that you are too big for mon.
key and too small for man."
"CLEAR A. MUp.'-A gentleman on
board seamboat with his family, was
asked BY HE children what made the
boat 70 p when heegavs them . very
minute description Of the machinery and
its .pfiuoip1es, iu the following manner
You see, my dears, thingumbum- here
goe. down through that hole aud fastens
the jigmaree, and that connects with the
crinkumcrankum and then that man
he's the engeineer, you know-kind O
stirs up ths-what .do.yoa.callit with q
long poker, and they they all shove along,
and the boat COOS ahead" % ...a4 ....r
\ /, BEAurY.-After all, the trnsst beauty
i not that. which suddenly dazzles and
fascinatss, but that which steals upon 10
inssnsibly. Let us esch call up to mem
ory ths fscss that have bses most pleasant
70 us--thoss that 10, have loved best to
look upon, that npw rise most vividly be-
fore us Ia solitude, and oftsnest haunt our
Slumbsrs rs-and ws.shah usually end them
not the most perfect inform, but the sweet
ess u expression. I'll r~v EsA*
,Hoa this. Cawney ,oas, Nassed. When
The seamen on board Of the ship Christie
pher Columbus, after ! series Of fatigues.
CANE in sight of So. Salvador, they burst
out into an exuberant mirth and jolity.-
"fAA ladA Are IN a-merry- key I" cried tho
eommodore. America is now tho name
Of half the globe. We ars not prepared
10 endoIss this - a histos;cal fact but il
viii anavax AL nraOtical DnrDosea