The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1863-05-01

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sur. ] tolo him the wor WOE q unholy war.
That the robils. woz fitin, fur tharo burth::
rites an tho constitution. That j. Davis WOE
| crate man, on nobody couldn't stop him.
I apeled tn the pcplo, sur. I tole them tu
arise in thar mite an magersty. hurl A-Lin.
kan from power, IN ade the South 10 hur
noble effort tn save tho Union, Fur this,
sur, was incarcentrated in dungeon. $40
How did you git out2' SEE l 'woz you lot
loose on the rit Of IIocus Pocus -
Neigh, sar,' sed ho. u WOE deprived OF
my constitootional rito tu that rit, which
WOE arrested from King John by the bowld
barrens at Rennymccdo, nm which hos-bin
wottcrred by the blud Of our sircs and ant
sisters.' -l.. .r.a1. 7in' sI,HslIld nj
But how did you git out 2 sesL ST..
The madjesty ov tho stait ov Pcnnsilvanicr,
he contiunercd, hcz bin vicrlatcd in my
umblo pcrson-that mitey stait witch wo1
foundercd by W. II. Penn. in pcaco-witch
WOE purchess by him frum the noble red man
ov tho forrest.' - 5000. m.,0H aAl.----,
'Ingins is pizen wheresevor found scz l..
How did yu git out2' g1o s..au 1aa...
The Legislator ov my nati0 stait,' he
continnered,' lis rcsolyin-tho Legislator ov
my natiff stait is goin to avcngo hur vicr-
lated suvvcrignty."
my fren,' SEE I, 'my patriotic frcn,
kyrerb these fites ov inauguration, subdoo
these Aours ov retterick, an inform me, o,
inform mo, r ta5H tag ilds '' ---
Let me not hurst In ignorants." .-
but inform mo-how did yu git out?'
Ses hO, very short, 4 would not bough
down an take the oath. ! was releaced on
my pay roll Of honor
.Yu owdacious GUS sedI, "a miter site
mcancr than Limburg cheese is yure pay roll
of honor. Wy, sur. my mortal little
munky is smart komparcd tu VI. My kobra
wouldn't associate with yu. My wax figger
of Smith, tho wife murderer, would skorn tn
ware yure close. Wy sur, it dir privilege
tu take the otho ov allegiance. / take it sur,
in the mornin wen I rise On brctho the are
oy freedom. | take it wen l lye down at nito
seizure in tho protccshun ov my country. l
administer the othe to my famerly. teech
it tu my innocent children, Yua patriot!
Shadder ov G. Washington defend US! IL
the suvcrcingty ov you're natiff stait is lodged
in yure person, In my opinion tharcs miety
little tu keep II from folling to the ground.
Wilo yu mir loose, sur, oucst men hev'no
pleasure in bcin FREQ. Wen yu are tuckt up
then the rites ov oncst men mir SEIZURE.
My son, Andrew jackson Ward, sur, is o
corporal in the army ov the Union. lie mart
chcs ncx tu the man who kerrys the flag,
The rebels ma shuto at him, but his dooty
is tn hold onto hiz fro til tho last momint
for the defence of that glorious flag. An
while them ignorcnt rullins air leylin tharc
guns at hiz manly brcst, yu, sur, an sutch
abandoned, cowardly villins cz yu, sur, Dir
tellin em ware tu aim. Yu air q tellin cln
to stan thare ground, an tu fro on the Stars
an Stripes witch my son na even now bc a
barring proudly in tho faco ov the foo. If
sarved yu rite, sur, | would take yu by the
scruft ov your worthless neck an tho seto ov
yuro close, kerry yu out onto that platform
an drop yu onto the tract, wen tho kars Guild
manglo yurc rotten flesh, an grind yurc dis
reppytablo bones to powder y
Sez he, lookin kind o. skcert. The Leg.
slatoor ov my natiif stait-' -r.g
'Cuss the LEGISLATOR ov yure natiif stait,
seq I. Il hcv no sich snaix. in my show.
South Carlina adopted the rattlc.snaik as
tho emblem ov hur suvcringty-but yurc
Legislator hez choze mcancr an moro dead
lior reptylc-thc coppcrhcad. My fecbcl opin.
ion is, sur. that aithcr w. Penn diddent git
good title, or he left no lcgitcrmatc arcs
On the suvcringty ov yuro natiif stait hez re-
fvcrtcd tu the pizcn lngins agin, witch was the
oridginal posscssors. tm
Hero the whistle blodofu Johnstown, ware
| | got out an exhibited my moril entertain
ment. ut tho yusual price, to a largo an
trooly patriotic audgenco ov American city
zens. Cambria Tribune. .... .r.s.