The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1863-10-03
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mn. BROWN ESQ, PEEFoR
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| Such coming together Of the ffiensls
4of jeff. as was Witnessed at the Manage
RE last night has no parallel in the his
story of the Southern Confectionery they
came from the four quarters Of the;earth,
great multitude that no man could
. number. Every inch of roo m in the iira-
mense hall was occupied by intensely en-
thusiastic sovereigns, lying, sitting, lean
ing, or standing, according to the amount
| of principle they had on board-mostI Of
them preferred kgiag-all were in 1.-THE best
possible condition for enjoying themselves
their enthusiasm was terfihc--it was
uncontrollable-it burst forth spontaffe-
ously-it was so powerful that portion
Of the roof had to be taken off to let it
| escape, three hours before t he perform
anoe commemorate was so density eharg-
ed with the evaporating spirit of pure
democracy that it was highly .conbusti-
BILE, and when a thoughtless member in
the back part of the hall struck
match" to light his pipe the atmosphere
/ was at once ignited, and the vast multi
tude enyeloped in fame. Seeing this
terrible crisis Ye Great Chief stepped
forth in all the serene sanctity of his ma
/ iestic glory-"fair as the moon, bright as
the sun, and terrible as an army with
banners and opening wide the dimen-
sions of his mighty countenance, he ex-
claimed in deeper than thunder tones
that shook the earth for seven miles and
a quarter-"put that Teller out-he's an
abolitionist"-then breath ed upon the.
fire and ''stunk it out" Order being
again restored, Ye Great Chief announc-
ed himself ready to go on With the show
elected himself managdr-informing
the sovcreigus if they had any objections
they would have an opportunity to make
them known after the meeting"-he then
introduced Mr.. Brown--who, we are hap
py to be able 10 state, is not related to
Old John-not any. Tie is a very ceie-
brated man-every body knows him--he
| has never been President Of the United
States, nor Minister to Spain, nor candi-
date for Lieut.. Governor, bat he's a great
| mana very great mamie is--hea is
we'll, he's Mr.. Brown. He is of good
stock, thoroughbred, well-trained, and
imported especially for the Great Me-
! aagcrie. He performs well--he can
, stand on both ends at the same time.
without any Difficult 'y-he is big gun
an immense s!ln--a huge bere--he
shoots war shot ana reafe shEA at the
same time; every plug can't do ti4at~-it'''
butte trick-Ye Great Chief admired
it, especial! the peace part--he shook
his ears, and smiled, the full width of his
CONFERENCE.-The serene subliInity fhi>
sublime physiognomy poured forth Il
food Of flickering fire that doomed up il
the darkness like Niger In the snow
whenever the eloquent gentleman in
tones of touching tenderness poured forth
pathetic eulogies upon our dear South
ern brethren" Ye Great Chief exploded
in bursts of applause but when the in
'tescrete orator stated that the Democrat
ic party was Union party, and believed
in supporting the Union with certain
Ifs" and ''Outs," --thcn cloud, blacker
| than a traitors soul clothed in Egyptian
midnight, spread its pail over the nlajes-
tic features of We Great Chief, as he
growled Abolitionist. - Mr.. Brown
didn't ride the war horse much the POI
ny scares in Pottawattamie-M Mr.. Brown
aHghtod, soon got on the peace s.crit-
| ter" and rode him Great Chief cheered
again. and everything was all righr
Small boy took Mr.. Brown by the coat
| tail and cried :'timeI I" Mr.. Brown
dried up" Great Chief then went to a
box in corner of the room and brought
forth green-looking trained pony of
the C. S. A. persuasion, and made him
do divers funny triRs on the stage, to the
infinite amusement of crowd of boys
We did not learn the name of this can
didate for isnmorsaIity-but you will
know him when you see him he looked
as though he was brim full Of Copperhead
poison, and trying to swallow more lin
fact, looked mean enough to be distant
relative of Ye Great Chief -yon know
the mighty Chjef-Ye valiant keep