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New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
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Imperaat From Wasa,rgtos
Monday The Covernment
continues 'happy-has "Old Dan
Tucker" sung for evening service
tells anecdotes, and goes to bed
merry.
Tuesdav.-Government3 feels
uncommcnfy mirthful--last night
went to the theater-fo forgot the
rlay-belieye it was COMEDY Of
Errors" AK ~@2@' k"@".
Wednesday. Cover m e II t
feels very good-intends shortly
- take tour through the loyal
States, visit his kingdom, hold
communication with his subjects,
and circulate or slcsh around gen.
orally. Governments Secretary
of the Treasury, and a select
corps Of provost marshals, will
scatter green-backs, like rose
leaves, in the path Of the govern
ment. Certain provost narshals
and their deputies have been prac-
ticing in Connecticut, so as to
circulate green-backs with approx
cd Government grace.
1hursday.-The Governments
particularly happy. Bagged JEFF.
Davis carpet bag. Mrs. Govern.
meut bags Mrs. Jetf's unmenticn~
abies. Government in high glee.
Friday. Called on government
early IN the morning to enquire
about JEFF S carpet bag-Govern-
Zrent out of temper -Jefs boots
won't ft-Govelnments heels too
Aons-skinned his heels-d--d
the boots! inquired bow 'tothcr
things fitted Mrs. Government.
Government looked unusually seri-
ous--thcught inquirirg a danger
OTIS :1rovatien-doubted Is cons
acknowledgements to sub
NIT the question to Pap Bates,
Pettifoger General to the govern
ment. If the case of Mrs. Gov
eminent presented UNUSUAL diff
'culties, Van Buren, and Brady
would be sent for Immediately.
Saturdsy.-government has a
religious turn to-day-loses faith
in Dale Owen Judges Edmonds,
and spirit rappers in general
hopes he isn't past praying for
issues pious proclamations-asks
every body to pray for him. Let
Us pray. r. ~<.az e -rrs.rr .r ~
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01

ry-sfvS rrNrs San ne 6rotta,A IA AZ 'ts ~ me I'm
IN On III 'nnrrn Of o''th aad 'nat"rtr Aac1osips
the tfeIs 1910 s.IsS 7! Al aSes, causing 6es4y
nervcnsness depre~i ~ spirits paptaon u .ne herr
fec'ive memory, indgesaon and lassituc with confes
sion OF thrilling interests of Boarns School Miss Col
iege Student AMI Young Marie! Lady Sc, SC Tits
truthful adviser TO married and those contemplating mar
rase who entertain doubts physical condition
and who conscious fhaving haZaued the health hap
pness and privileges 70 which every human being Is emil!
tied. as 81 ~Sgs hse7 s,sl.sFss.r-, Aq .t-s4s :
Young MEN who troubled with weakness, generally
caused be bad habit in youth the effects Of which dig
illness palms. o,yetlness sometimes ringing in the
wah ewes weakness of the bach lower eSrsn,es, conu
cured nv authors PARIS AID LON TrHArNESr
We have recently devoted much Of time in VISITING
Knoeare and researches the shled Physicians
and SnrreonSin Europe and the Continent. Those who
M g s anx WV 'sr SnFs y M
which enabled Ia Introduce into our practice and
the public assured Of the same ZEAL asdniy Sc
succes>nl'vs distinguished heretofore Physician In
PECULIAR depHrtHeE. Of professional Practice, for
the ras' twenty five years
TESGlG FsNALE PIT tS- Ladies who wish for Medicines
the efficacy f which has been tested In thousands Of
and failed to effect speedy without any bad
Pills The only nrecantcn necessary be observed is la
dies shnuld ahe them they have 10 believe
they in rtaia situations the particulars Of which viii
found wr.pner accompanying each hcx> though
always safe and healthy gentle vet 50 active are they
Pte 3 per box rey can he mailed to any part Of the
TO THE LADIES-who need a confidential medical ad.
wiser with regard Of those interesting complaints to
which their delicate organz renders them liable, are
M rtirolsr iny tied 70 consult, 81 #
sne electro Gslvaatc frotectwe.'-F married la
dies whose health will not admit, who have desire to
increase their families may he ohaned above 1t is
-e.iy safe preventive TO conception and has been ex-
ssusiyeiy used during the last 20 Price reduced to
$40.
TIE sERErs OF yoCru UNVEILED
4 Treatise The Cause OF Prem tre Decay solemn
rnine Jst published, aboeh sh wing the nsous pro-
aud prevalence among Schools both male and female
this 81 hst pointing ont the fatality that Invariably
ends it victims and ipin the whole progress OF
the disease from the rceme ut 20 the end.
I: will b sent b Mail receipt Of two lcent Stamps
ss-Atiendance daily, from in the morning till at
night and on Sundays frCn, , TO Pm
Medicines With full directicds sent TO Part OF the al
ted S.ales Canadas by patients communicating fr
syaptons BY letter. Business correspondence strictly
confidential. : 81 t@ tssE .a#s r.+
sa-Dr lis Office IS still located establ she'd under
| the name 81 DR. Ia GROIN, az Nc. 81 Naien Lane
Nivery, y. Y. ~ =.S| 80 ~F@&. ~s .1aN. lERSy1l Pr.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
HOWARD ASSOCIATION
PHILADELPHIA, 4

4 Benevolent Tnstitut;on established by spe-ial
Endowment. for the relief of a. sick and Dis
tressed, afflicted ~i,h T'rulent and Epidemir
diseases and especially for the Cure Of Disease
.f,bp Srrual Organs
MEDIrAL ADVICE given gratis, by the
WI Acting Surgeon. to oil who app'y bv let
tor with description Of their condition. Gage.
occupation, habits oflifc, &C. and in cases OF
extreme poverty. Nedisia es furnished FREQ OF
charge.
vALUABi f REPORTS on Sperm atorhaa
a"dsother Diseases of the sexual organs, and
on the new remedies emy toyed in the Dispens.
nrv, sent to the affl 'cted in sealed letter en-.
ve'orcs free Of charge. Two or three stamps
for hostage will be acceptable.
Address DR., SKILLIN HOUGHTON
Acting Surgeon. Howard Association, No. ?
South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. BY
order Of the Directors. 0#&e
EZRAD HARTWELL. President
GEO. F.4GRCHLD, Secretary. v2nl1y
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
THE OR GIN AL r.
HOW SEWING MACHINES,

Established in le45-Perfected in 1862.
DEC EMIT and important improvements
~ having been put to this Machine. renders
it now the most perfect before the public and
persons at distance can order a Machine
with guarantee ofits prompt and safe de.
livery AND that thay will re able to manage
It tn their entire satisfaction. No more break
ing needles! No more missing stitches No
trouble in making any garment however
delicate or heavy, on the same Machine. 'ither
in cambria, cloth, or leather; and for dress
makers, shirt-nakcrs. tallors. hat binders,
shoe. binders, or gaiter- fitting. as we'll as for
every variety of family sewing, THEY HAVE
No SUPERIOR, and will be sold at a much less
price than any other Machine capable Of do
ing the same range Of work.
Send for Descriptive Catalogues Of styles
and prices. few responsible Agents will
be dealt with literally.
Address "7hs HOWE Sewing Marnines. ,
437 Broadway, New York ln47vayl
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
DR.. J. BOVEE DODS'
imperial Wine Bittprs

Are prepared bv an eminent and sk'l'fnl
physician who las nsed them successfully in
his pra ctice for the last twenty Eve years The
proprietor. before purchasing the exclusive
rioht to manufacture and sell nr J. Bovee
Dods' Celebrated Imperial Wine B;ttcrs. had
them tested bv two distinguished medical
practitioners who pronounced them a valuable
remedy for disease.
Although tho medical men Of the conntrv,
as a general thing disanrrove Of patent ~edi-
cinea. vet we do not believe that reenecta-
hlo Physician can he found in tho United
States. acquainted with tteir medical propcr-
ties. who will not hichlv arrrove DR.. j. b.
zee Dsls' Imperial Wine Birtrrs -,.t
In all newly settled places where tha-e II
always large quantity Of decavine timber
from which a poisonous miasma is created.
these b;tters shonld be used every morning
hefore breakfast
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
Another Proclamation to put
Down the Rebellion.

Poor Greeley and the other
abofitionists have persuaded our
amiable and honest President,
good old Abe Lincoln. to issue
several poclamations to put down
The re6elli>n in ninety days. The
last proclamation was designed to
1iberate all the slaves of the South,
because they gave the principal
aid and support to the rebels;
but this proclamation has failed
even before the ninety days are
up. One more proclamation will
do the business. however, if the
abolitionists can only get the
President to issue it. Let a splen-
did proclamation be published
freeing all the beautiful women
OF the South from the thraldom of
their rebel husbands. Let these
women be divorced and set upon
their legs, like the strongminded
sisters down East. This will set.
tie Jeff. Davis f Co. The South
ern women now give the rebels
nuch more aid, comfort and sup
port than the slaves ever did.
They furnish lint, bandages and
attendance at the hospi, als! shirts,
trowsers, socks and mittens for
the army and little rebel babies
who will fill up the rebel ranks if
the war lasts long enough. Now
If the slaves of rebels should be
freed, why not free the wives Of
rebelsl Divorce the southern
women an1 the rebellion can east
ly be put down.-[New York
Herald.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
MUNSON 4 PIERCE.

nraisrs. in General Merch andiss, - Dry
Goods Groceries, Boots and Sho~a. Crock erv,
Glass. Nails Putty Ready Made Clothing,
Hat. and Caps &c, kc. II short W keep
almoss every articls reqnired,s and usually
kept in country store, and seM a. cheap -
the tineswill permit. lnlRY3m3.a
Now Oregon Jan. 1eth 1863 -
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01

The Loyal League is. underwood,
the louisville Democrat says, to
take it's name from an association
which isipledged not to go with
in = league of che war. T9T~a
As good description as can
b given Of tlss' Nav Oregon
14,oyal leasne
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
THESE BITTERS

VIII not only Cure but Prevent Dissases
and in this respect are douhly valuable TO the
person who may use them. For
1NCIPIENT CONSUMPTION,
Weak Lungs. Indigestion. Dyspepsia Diseas.
es of the Nervous System Paralysis, Piles,
and'tor all Cases requiring Tonic { :.
Dr.. Dods' Celebrated Wine Bitters
A,31 WNS1HP ASSBDl
T For Sore Throat. 80 common among the
Clergy thew are trnir valuable.
For TIE aged and infrm and Cor persons of
a weak crnst;tution-Hdr Ministers ofthe Cos
no, LAWYERS md all rnhlic speakers-for
Ronk-Keenrrs Tailors. S"amstresses. Students
Artists. and all persons leading a seSentary
life thew will nrove truly beneficial
Asa Beverage. thew IRE Wholesome. inno-
cent and delicious to the taste They produce
all the exhilarating effects If Brandy or w: Q
without Intoxicating: and are a valuable rem
edv for persons addicted to the use Of evce'-
sive strono drink. and who irish to refrain
from it, They are rure and entirely free
from tho pa;aons contained in the adIlterated
'pine. and Liauors with which the country
is flooded 1897 .' ...a.
These Ritters not only Cure, Int PrevNni
please. and shonld he used nv al who 1.-Two
IN country where he water il had. or where
Chills and Fevers are prevalent Being en-
tire'v innoceut and harmr,ess they NAV he
gwen freely to Children and Infants with i'm
prn;tv. -.
Physicians. Clergvmen and temperance
advocates. az an act of humanity. should as
s;st in snreadino these truly vnlnnhl" R'T-
TIERS over the land-nnd th"rehv essentially
aid in Vanishing Drunkenness and Disease.
In an affections of the Head. Sirk Hea3arhe.
or Nervous Hadach.. DIR DODE' lmper-
iol Fine Bsfters ~i be fos.nd 10 be most
Ralutory and Eticacious
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
MA. 4. BDY&% MmD1

lNPEklAL VINE NJ Ems t-
Are conrosed Of pure md uraduIterated
Wine comhinesl with Barberrv. Sol~mon's
Seal Comfrev Wild Cherry Tree Bark. pix.
enard, Chamom;le Flowers. and G4ntian.
They are MANUFACTURED nv D.. Pods himself
who il an experienced and sacrcssfnl Phvsi.
c;an and her ce should NOT he classcd among
the ouack nostrnms which food the country
and against which the Medical Profession are
30 Justly preiud;red.
These truly valuable Bitters have been 50
thoroughly tested by MI classes Of the COM
munity for almost every variety of diseases
incident to tie human system. that they are
now deemed Indispensable asa
TONIC. MEDICINE AND BEVERAGE
PURCHASE ONE BOTTLE!
It Costs but Little q, Purify the Blood
Give Tone 70 the Stomach! Renovate the
the System! and Prolons Life i! anuT
Price 81 per bottle. 8 bottles for $6.
% = Prepared and sold hy
CHARLES WVDDIFIrELD& Co.,
SOL E PROPRIETORS, q
~ William Street, New York.
-rFor sale by drneeists and grocer~ gene.
rally throughousths country. nl06yI
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01

A woman who marries a man
from IS to As years Of age, there
by exempting him from liability
to serve in the first class of con.
scripts, is regarded as guilty Of
dsloyal practices
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
Wpche tiers Genuine Preperut,or
|l|l lI||7G|S9a12sEAg. Pl|;!LG]
|, SPECIFIC REMEDY FOR

SPECIFIC REMEDY FOR n.y.
Spsrmatoryhea or Seminal Weakness AM!
Genital [r,rabii'fy in either seq
This is the only remedy for Sexual Debility, lmposeoy
&c which has the approval Of the medical pro
fesion h been NEST
cures in cases where all 6shef cnods Of meut had
.aa One &c s: boxes Of the SPECIFIC PILL will per.
mainly cure any case Of emna Weakness its resulting
Inlpoency however aggravated whether constitutional
or arising from abuse or eHces.
IMPORTANT MEDICAL TESTIMONY.
az have used your SPECIFIC PILL in many cases OF sper
mato-rhcc and With the mos, perfect success.
~. Milton Sanders NJ. ID. Ii d.
,'yTe ,ieve Il Specific any medicine
can We have cured many With from six ia
ten doses DR. r. Keith American Jour. of Med Science
ri have found them all that could be desired. Their ef
fe-, has cAn..-u!y wonderful L. p. DICKEE, VI. D."
exy-Ths is homeopathic Remedy, nor Is there
any other dee;eEous ingredients combined WITH
II. r..~ .eL -.
PRlCFe1 per box six boxes for rs, by mail. pre- pad
For sale The sole General Depot in the United States
J. wINCHETE-R /, Sc Jshn treet, n. Y.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01

from all who have not used them We chal.
lenge the word t. produce their equal. 81
These Bfiters for the enre Of Weak Stomachs,
General Debility. md for Purifying and En-
r,ch'ng tho Blood are absolutely unsurpassed
by any other remedy on earth. To be assur.
ed OF this it Is only necessary. to make the
trial The Wine itseHis Of very superior
quality, being about sae third stronger than
ether wines: warEaing and invigorating the
wh"le system from tho head to tho feet. AZ
these Btters are tonic and Alternative in their
charact.r so they strengthen and inviEorate
the whole >ystem and give fine tone and
aealthy action to all its parts, by rqualizing
the CIRCULATION, renewing distractions and
producing a general warmth They arc also
excellent for Diseases and Weakness pscul.
ar to FEMALES. where Tsnicis required to
strengthen and brace tie system Ne Lady
who is subject to lassituds and fairtnesses
should DO without them, they arc revivify,ng
nv
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01

The many certificates which have been
rendered ns and the letters which We are
daily receiving. are conclusive proof that
among the women these Ritters have given a
satisfaction which no ether have aver done
before. No woman in the land should he
without them. and those who ence uso 1hcm
MI II MT fail Ia Enan a annnlx = - Il
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01


..' .N8H& TINS
Che1-a E2'.,r W. 'ayp bed 10 much
sai ~ .n, ~on} " fl, cuvat vq. prlvnr q. Ir.
Wie'sr'. 6al>am, il all STAGES %, i'>saSed
'>nug-, n, ~ tort Suia "a rraommtW q 4 ga
Tor gsoeral Gss Sor Coughs, Colds S.onohitis
etc.
sA, a Remedy that Cures When laho ing
snder any disease Of the tAroat and lungs
rest assured that speedy relefcan be Obtain, d
by using Dr. Wistars Ba,sam OF Wild 'qrry
Its success in such cases is unparalleled. e
Wistar's Wild Cherry BoisGm, scientific
com bination Of the active principle in the
Wild Cherry B ,rk and 2 ar is doing wonders
in the way Of allcviatiag sill hung diseases.
1t seems to euro those obstinate cases that
nothing else will reach
.Donot neglect Cough hswover slight.
1t is hardly excusable when Il sim pie remedy.
like Wister's Wild cherry Balsam is within
your reach. This is in yearly .lll cases etec-
tusl. No family should be without it.
..- H. SCOVlL, Proprietor.
Solb dy all druggists.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
TO TM8 PEOPLE

In the month ofDecehes, s5s the under
signed for tie first time offered for sale t. the
puhic.D J.. BovEE DcDs' Imperial Wins
Bittere, and in this short period they have Civ
en- such universal satisfaction to the, many
thousands Of persons who have tried them
that it is nowaan established rticle, The am
cunt OF bodily and menta misery arising simp-
" froma neglect of small .complaipts 10 ssr.
pris'ng, audit is thereto, col. tho usmost IN.
and most trifling bodily alimsnt sheuld he had
for diseases of the b,dy must invariably af.
feet the mind. The subscribers now only ask
II trial
DR.. j. BOVEE DODS's s~ea
Imnar;al W.; Qi4
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
@ntta 4ertb1 Gtment.

every description from It's great elasticity is injured by
the contraction and expansion Of Metals, and will not
crack in cold run In warm weather. $3.50
These msteriaiS are aiaptsd all climates, and 9
are prepared supply ORDERS from anypart Of the country
q shor notice, for Gutta Percha Roofing in rolls ready
nrenared for use and Gutt Percha Cement in barrels
witk fsn printed directions for application. =
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1863-05-01
Liquid.
GUTTA PERCH CEMENT.

For Coating Metals Of all Kinds when ex.
posed to the action of the weather, aud
For Preserving and Repairing detail Roofs
OF ALI. KINDS.
The daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1863-1864, 1863-10-20

SUCH journal as the Independent with
all its reputation amongst a certain class for
candor and ability, indulge philosophy like
this:
The surest test of nations prosperitv
rs the amount of foreign luxurics cm:nmed
by the people. Our diamond dealers saw
porous business
The Independent kao,rs fnu well that this
rage for costly jewciry-this display of DUR
pie and fine linen while the nation is strug-
s'ing IN Its death agony-is one of the most
sorrowful features in the war. There is not
stone which flashes from the brow of the
contractors wife that is not crystalized from
tears; not jewel in her tiara which is not
dark with the blood of American citizens );
and shoddy, In its gorgeous attire, like the
mushroom springing from decay aud death,
Is only the symbol of bitter agony aud suf
fering throughout the land.-Chicago Times.
The daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1863-1864, 1863-10-20

The SENTENCE OF CAPT. QUITS In the
Court Martial held at Cincinnati, common
cling June "A, of which Brgadier General
o. Clay Smith was PRECEDENT, in the case
of James M. Cults, of the Eleventh United
States Infantry, Acting Judge Advoosr,
Department of the Ohio on the chary i"
conduct nnbecoming an officer ana - y
tleman-the principal specific ,t;ans 90 -
which are for using insulting J. nrnaoo "
brother officer, and makiur f,iao sta ton ,U
in writing in regard ;,h ,a'' 49,. pSaI n&oor
t xn1 created sng great canda having been
=. .Sa ~ pS spy" upon lady in dishabile
a az ne net House, Cincinnati, on or
Cn,.. : 10th day of April last-Captain
- was found guilty, and sentenced &c
q dismissed from the service. Having been
submitted o the President, the proceedings
were approved; but, in view of his previous
good character and standing, and of his
gallant conduct in battle, the sentence is
RENTED, and Captain Cuts released from
arrest and ordered to immediately join his
regiment in the field, after receiving from
the President reprimand.
The daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1863-1864, 1863-10-20

The Nashville correspondent of the Chi
cago Times writes as follows, under date o
October 7th: ...
"One year ago last February | visited
Nashville, while the bridge which the re
treating rebels had fired was still smoking.
| then succeeded in finding but one Union
citizen; truth compels me to add that after
a lapse of nearly two years, during which
the people have enjoyed all the ligh is and
blessings of Federal occupation, there is
not quite as much resident Union sentiment
as there was during my first visit.
Your administration has done JEFF. Da-
Wis good service since that time;' said a
citizen this morning. Just at the time
when the whole South was undecided, and
canvasslng the expediency of DESERVING the
rotten Conlederacy and restoring the old
Union, the confiscation act was passed.
Then your government, fearing that the
whole South might not yet be united and
determined in their rebellion issued the
emancipation proclamation. After this, for
fear there might possibly remain single
case of Unionism or loyalty in the South,
the Federal Government determined to
make the thing sure, and accordingly COM
menced TO arm the negroesn
Such, in brief, is the reason given by the
citizens for the absence of Union sentiment
10 this city and other portions ofthe South.
Like all Southern subjugated cities,
Nashville runs to dirt, poor hotels, whisky
shops, bawdy houses, faro banks, shoulder
straps and general dilapidation. A persop
can scarcely recognize in it a single ieap' ,rs
which belonged to this city before tb,, wav
began.
Of matters in the front bIoy, oo,h;ra
with certainty. The railroad .das been cn9
by the rebels in two riaces, and communi
cation has not yet been ve.establisbed.
The daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1863-1864, 1863-10-20

INGENIOUS AND SUCCESSFUL TRIcK-A
MAN ROBBED OF THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS
Mr.. Smith, OF Andover, of the firm OF
Smith, Dove, & Co., manufacturers, was IN
the Assistant Treasurer's Office, at the Gus
tom house, yesterday afternoon, between
one and two o'clock, transactlng some buSl-
ness, when he was adroitly victimized OF
$4,000 ia cash. He had placed his pocket
book OF the counter, when person, mid
die aged man, called his attention to bank
bill near him Mr.. Smith on the floor. Mr..
Smith topped down and picked it up, but
found that it did not belong to him. He
passed it to one of the clerks, remarking that
if no owrler was found it might be given to
some poor, worthy person; While this was
going on-a transaction that did not con
sumo ha. IDLY minute-the thoughtful indi-
vidual Sc lied Mr.. Smiths pocket book and
left. No clue to him has been obtained
The Gle. rks in the Office have no recol-