The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1863-09-24
VARIETY.

A ruler should reflect that to reign over he must
rein in.
We live amid surfaces, and the of life is to
skate well them.
A gentleman can probably marry any lady of his
acquaintance-if he DieGses
Great opportunities are generally the result of
the wise improvement of small! ones.
IL is right TO make example of men whom it
may be wrong TO take as an example.
The greatest hypocrite never imposes upon his
neghbors half so often upon himself
Men to all sort of DISCUSSES, and then com
plain bitterly that they are not understood.
The most unwhoIe ,ome bread in the long run. is
that taken of other mems mouths.
Statues and pictures the and paper dolls
OF grown up men anG women.
In holy human nature foHnd string to be
od only To be tuned.-JeGn Paul.
s.This is q net gain' as the spider said when he
caught the fly.
Industry and economy will get rich while sagacity
and intrigue are laying their plans.
- Little boys should be and not heard -
That's what n little fellow told his teacher when he
cOuldnt say his lesson.
Ii better be laughed at for not being married.
than TO he unable TO laugh because you are.
The r-,nis..iIe r'r'~F says the rebels Preien1 10
be fighting for their HOnOr- Well, We always heard
q fire would hgnt for nothing
Why would il not I've right for man and his wife
to ride upon rhe donkey Because, . hat
God has joined together let no man put ss-under-'
widow once sad to her daughter - When
you of my age it will be time enough 10 dream h
of a husband - Yes, mamma repIed me
thougbtless girl for the second time" Inc moth
tainted.
down east editor SAYS he has the contrivance
thar lawyers q warm mp with the SUBJECT
He says il Is a glass CONCERN and holds about pint
There is family in Fermont so lazy that it takes
two of rheu to chop of a stick of wook Sah chops
while Jim grunts, and ten for u change, jun grunts
AMI Siah chops.
Whenever u new and5 startling fact is brought TO
light in science. people first say il not true.
then that il is cnntrsy religion and lastly,
tnat every body knew y before
In - crowd looking a ne body of man killed on
a rail oa.l, fat Dutchr.ein made the remark " In
the midst of life II. lie; - (ieath An IRISH
man standing by, answesfd, = BE Jlbers, you may
well say that, for he owes TWO dOltarS
Pruflne swearing new did any any god.
No man is the richer. -ser. OF happier TOR IT. Ii
helps no ones eduatiOn o. manners lt commends
no one 10 any society IL IS disgusting the refined;
abomlnabe 20 the good; Insulting to those with whom
we associate; degrading 20 the mind; unprohtabe'
needless, aud injurious to society
PAR AND The THERMaMETER-In Auburn last
winter an Iri hman walking along OF the streets
saw a thermometer hanging at the side OF the door
on the OF the house. Stopping moment, ne
looked nj it, then apprOac led II with shealah, anu
exclaimed =. An faith, IN yer the little crathur
what keeps the weather Sc cold, are ye ana WIN
the ground.
TuE TsuE PHYsIcIAN.-To the true physician tn re
is an inc xpressble sanctty in the sick chamber Al
It's threshold the human passions quit their hOd
on his heart. Love there would be proclamation
Even the grief permitted rn others must be put aside
He must enter that room calm intelligence lie Is
disabled his mission il he suffer aught 10 obscure
the Keen Quiet glance of his science Age OF youth
beauty or defOrmity, innocence or guilt merge 'hel
distinction in one common attribute-human suffer
ing appealing human skill Woe To the househoih
In which the trusted healer feels not MS conscience
the solemn obligations Of his glorious ART bul-
LyttOR-
There is a certain charm about great superiority
Of intellect that winds into deep affections. Genius
makes many enemies, but it makes sure friends
friends who forgive much, who endure long, VINO
exact little they artake Of the character IT disciples
as we'll as friends. There fingers about the human
heart a strong inclination TO look upward. revere
in this inclination lies the of religion. OF loyal
ty aud also Of worship and immortality which were
rendered so cherTfuIly TO lhe great OF old
Coop COOKING AND PIETY I've nOthin' to say
agin her piety, my dear, but | know very well l
shouldn't like her cook my victuals- When man
Co ues in hungry an tired piety won't feed him,
reckon. called in one day when she was dis III up
Mr. Truman's duner. an | could see the pota'oeS
was as wstery as water. It's right enough To be
sper1tua Pm enemy 10 that hut Ike my Pots-
mesly- don't anybody uil 20 10 heaN en- d
the sooner for not digestin' their dInner-proSldh
they don't die the sooner, mayhap MIR Truman
wi !. poor dear man .--ftdm Bede.
Mrs PARTIYGToS MARRIAGE - II ever I'm
married said Ike, looking up the book he was
reading, and kicking tho door TO- Ii ever
4 m married.
Don't speak of marriage. Isaac, till you old
enough TO understand ht bond that binds congealIng
souls People mustn't sIseak Of marriage with im-
purity IL Is the arst th,ng children think uf nos-
a days, and young grIs with their heads frIcased
into spiton curl~ and fl of love sick stories, are
talking of marriage beCre they get into their can
teens. Think Of such C.es getting married ! Yer
there's Mr. Spai, when fleaven took mis- wife away,
went right to young L,Iy's cemetery and got an :
other. ft to be mead of - family than
am to &c the board OF mayor and aldermen"