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Chances for D.!5luess Glen

40 CAPITALS s. We have w,.-estab
) Ashed NET CASH TRADE smouuj1g t0 gle. !" ref
asur,n Our bu inc ist Of fsIey GTocsr'.) g-i my
coesug nd scxoscin-'y p'oaaole sN"fasng I'D p. &c
On s.s. We h. sole Rgucy u ttc W~., o. We Al
fr t-class Eastern manufacturing esfshl hnrH. WFlc -
g1les control t. Sc tfl4e with heavy Joti aH 10 ~
houses NOT dealing Ia heavy goN on. bills ore '-f 90
large bu, have brJAs srff usi of frJs
c., customers any ~ 10 'h- Nrst crr 'lih lNucas
to-day p-ssrts greater Inducements t. ea.V - IN enee
pfi.ls any hrr thr world Ne "su - ada ''
business that ol S..e ,T0ceIlos auf 20 tkA eno ~
~ish patines who furnh sfy bg.i elias ~ eisu'et
and about $40 ono In cash No O. SAGA q
tht no better opportunity wa ever o5cred saisactoi
fefsre4rs. given. AAi.oas MERCHANTS, l. o.. box N~
-..96 CEcago. ILL.,
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Professional Notices.

ENR. MUNDEs WAIER-CURE--At Flor
H ence, Ma. Three miles from Northampton, WILDE oasa
Through tie Winter
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amusements.
MUSEUM.
RARNUMs AMERICAN NUS


TIE CROWD INcnEAsrsi
CHEAT hA f,lMsSsE ENTHUSIASM ~.
Everybody rushing h4aaoug to
SEE ThE FAIRY,
MISS LAVINIA WARREN,
MISS LAVINIA WARREN.
MISS LAVINIA WARREN,
MISS LAVINIA WARREN,
THE LITTLE QUEEN OF BEAUTY,
THE LITTLE QUEEN OF BEAUTY.
THE LITTLE QUEEN OF BEAUTY,
who ia addition to sn erqueIy diau;vs statdo, though
'"D' T' FORM ' THAT QUEENS MIGHT ENVY.
FORM THAT QUEENS M aGr ENyY'
A PoaI ThAT oUEENs MIGHT Envy.
ADOhIS LOVELY WOMAN.
oNLY o fSCnE5 HIGH, AND WEIGHS But % LBS.
She Is Intelligent aud every way in.,:s.tirl and
ALWAYS CHAINS HER VISITORS
Her matrimonial ri sncs with -
will proven. her exhibition sor the clI'e OF her present
HE nu q "t MG'Saa aa TAXES PLACE
On TUESDAY. se6. 10,
but del. tine si rsaa q e; ias Sp E rr6r LADY
Her extensive wardrobe .nl uUneroos wese able Der TO
APPEAR IN A DIFFEKENr D&Ejs EVERY DAY.
""0" VIII -' "EN0AGEMRNT RING"
which size kindly EXHIBITS her yrto ads new charn'to
"'' wv" o. o. ExaiBrfIoN DAY AND EVENING
from on 2S fas fh a ~ TX HE MAIN HALL
u we ON ,'u The sf s1 IL raE LECTURE ROOM
During each dramatic perf,rmsn;e in company with
COMMODORE MUTT,
THE FAMOUS $4,000 NUrr,
the most diningtiye laau known, making
TiIE, SMALLEST PAIR
THE SMALLEST PAIR
THE SMALLEST PAIR
THE SMALLEST PAIR
- TOGE riiER WE!GiiiSti oHLY 81 POUNDS.
oa as % G * r1 al ALgs1 TAsy cAFoal
BEARs exn.bi-d I'D Performed ny Aers Dhe'oach. Li'-
BoUtIcAUids GREAT IRISH DRAMA
COLLEEN DAWN,
THIS AFTERNOON q, O'Clock tnd ,.,,-,, -.
HARRISON conc IMt lSnrp SINGLE j aR'
sPpea. ia his isinitab'e aopgs a; o'en porto nance.
THEATRE FRANCAIS--NiBLOs CON
SATURDAY, Jan. II. 1853
RISETLE. Ia NILLiONSAIRE
w CARRIE -
LES CE!EV2UN DE IA FEMME
Doors open 1t II curtatn risr, q. ociocs pe=isey
O,e subscriptions and reserved sesss, II. DARDON-
VILE, No G.J Brosawsy.
THEATER,
~ 5S5 Drcaswsy. 515
oso,ite the Metro2.hin Hotel.
oFENlN1 u S,yag M{ NiPnLe J59 49, 1853
IN. distinguished PRES fDiGlCoMEDlAN and challenger
OF herman for 800, sI.C0J " siOw0.
tviis hc~-fork lie I'D July /. 1852. ninth psSel.
una ''' ''''D''' nAPoGEoiIc TROUPE
in lheir grlid
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
coMB!NAIioS ENIHRIAdiT,HsENTT.
LION NSPCIEoN. Mas. NAFoLEON,
So. tpll p.r,lcolar, IN N y Heed
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Amusetnemta.

WALLACKs.
w Doors open st H. begins at over before II o,cja.s
TONIGHT tfhURsDAY) S~
Seventh representauJn OF the slegsnt Comedy.
A BACHELOR OF ARTS.
TIE NEW SCENERY EY SHERWOOD
NJ rho tNr6S . Ca2aLEs ffTT siisss
MATasW observation-disclosures oEoaGE HUt rSsS
FRSbkick OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES R TI SS6 6Ss
EMMA THOR "a ON............' MISS MARY GaSSoS
m Ths Ii: i.sss i fsGh sss MSHA'
FRIDAY-pAULINE
o. SATURDAY Jan. IT, will be acted (ar.. time 70 lille
MovDAY-A BOLD STROKE For A HUSBAND
TUESDAY-rtIE INVISIBLE HUSBAND.
IT, To De- 5spe .s Cent? IL FAM MONEY Goson
F 3 4aE saqIl M ' .ai tos hS SsD
MONEY.
NIBLO's GARDEN.
1''''' '"' FiR asif' APPEARANCE !; M
Mr. DANIEL 4. sASoMAN.
who i. srsraed for THREE Niours oyiy and VII, u.ss
Ills debut On The Amrys,n rag. r az aS SE " 2Ck IN
THURSDAY EVENING, JAN. IS. 1863.
assisted By tho following ..n,o,,
MIR s E%sEL a. df..la SaSfNiSO'ioN'
blk. j. q Burnsu as Gosboi
MLue. Pruie. Nj PJrta:
Mi.s Ealy Thorns AZ Jesaioa
Tho reputation Of m BANDMAN in rs own country and
til, s.d eIniuence Of mis- Gefusn persynaons
us nv Mr. Wey 10 cell ng especial .tt,noD to The event
ebd.svor illustrate great SAasesp-ree chsfac
to In the logn Of al, original conception y.,
Ihs Performance will conclude visa P'anchf' '"''''A
Free of ,o,-,,
Tomorrow second srpes OF aT. BASDMAS-
20, Ia,
able 90 ANNOUNCE IN engagement FOR A SHOhf SEASON
(co influencing MONDAY, Jan: ~ WITH o-eg
rhE d kt, r s ssAt.c saT'S''
who will, on that occasioa produce new play OF s'rgDlM
construction ''i IEag, THE FoasaKFN
This renarkab Grams is H. The OF ipal Es s-en s.,nds
pay oihs German stage ard asS oto1g' % tio rera~ Of
Appointments Costume, 81 Elects &c to the horiCsl
rioi ihs story T1- c@t vii bs inguHry 1tf'rs and
The performances vii commence a, III doof' opea at d
WINTER GARDEN.
w Youth Digt OF thu ehylgrmTt Of thr
BRILLIANT A. BEAUTIFUL CUBAS.
who,
PaHTONiMIC ACTRESS
has ACQUIRED lsrne equ. OF Celeste who's memory
h,s everywhere revived: aud hso Of The h'i"sahee
Mr. c. W. c0ULDocK.
who's beautiful per onsOD OF Peter Pfoby Ia re d'es'o
drama OF The Cinney Corner, hn excited "hi"s 's''s
zion. .rr
who las made charming inpres'ion In tho ehassc'sf Of
ds,'e will qfs Der ioai,S aPlve, sIS J.s,
win be presented the d ,ul.,tic drains Of ~
THE CHIMNEY CORNER
To h. followed by C-es,e. grand Military Spectacle OF
ThE FRENCH SPY.
I."t, s.; l Ei%. s;;5 boz; cUs.s
H.thilde de Msf,e......)
BALLET DANCES.
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The expenditures Tor operating Tue rohd LOT tn
same period have been sl.55o, j3i 81 leaving MI
profit on the working Of the line for ten months
i.J, 0s
II.d,c, ;,,,,c.t 10000
Net Hot's"'
equal IL per cent dividend on the capital stock Tor
ten months. There il no reason why the Company
ehoud rot have declared 10 per cent dividends duo
log the past year, excepting that the Directors de-
coed to spend the earnings the road and equip
aseto put it in complete order and increase its power
to meet the wants Of the traffic.
BY the China, arrived at this port, we have ad-
vices from England to tho 81 inst. inclusive. Money
was in good demand in the London market at former
rates. The latest price Of Consos was @s 0gl4.
Barring Bros Il Co. Circular states that there is no
change ia American Stocks. Erie shares werc
quoted Oh the ~ INST u. 49, 43i AMI Illinois Gen.
tr..l Of IL discount.
The annual report OF the Reading Railroad gives
{ he business If the year "a follows:
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Since the above. the floating debt has been paid off,
and q dividend Of ) y cent ia cash declared.
The annual report of the Harlem Railroad Com
psDy 10 30ih September last gives the following
statement of the resu; of the years business The
D.. ham .ror,
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NR &. y. HAMMOND, Author of Nervous
~ DEBILITY" &C. inculiag New and Reliable Trvasmens
for tie Cure Of these Dsess ha Returned from France en
Removed his Office hom No $50 Broadway 10 No 81 Eim
2-s, ONcs hours from to TO- toS and 10 hVrHiny
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Ue0GII9 CARDS, &s.

AT WIN. EVERDELL" SOES-WEDDING
"A CARDs'iha,s celebrated Engrased Csrds sold only
n No. ie4 Fultoa-sI, ~ Z. EsabIshrd 1918.
( II. JOHNSTON Il CO., No. $50 Bowcry,
~. WEDDING aud VISITING CARDS, &c. hates. styles +
specimens oy mall Abo Watches Jewcry, Silver WaEo aGd
Rated Ware OF .le best qualities and At low riices.
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Dividend 'nrf... .......................S ID
which hrs been dbl Dsec Of a. follows:
Nluflfs fnff - $50 ~
S-Atr tarcn crutai fDr iJo1......... 2I.iir Il
Dividend u pref ueG stpCk ......... ltdt-b co
1ecrH ed interest fsf I1.2 on Toss. ved
Gi,id.hd,, preferred ssock ......-. l7t2t 10
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FRArnrKs-Ve quote: Nestern. osoice, ~ n f3gi9s'
FRS Inc quotations. ss ios no. Gutiit rs;
Nor ,1d r,'n Western Soutgc-r
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fg-A correspondent Of the eincin'
natl Gazette, 10 speakngOf one of tho
charges on tho rebels at Black river
Bridge says
"The rebels held a position between
us and the bridge, naturally strong, but
rendered a hundred times stronger by
the skillful planting Of ten guns on the
elevation separated from us by ono Of
tLoso everlasting bsyous peculiar to che
country. The late Of tho bridge hung
on the possession Of this elevation. The
bayou must be crossed. There is nc
way TO circumvent il, no way to cross
the river but at this point. LAWYERS
Brigadc--all honor TO it's ordered 10
carry the point. They must cross an
open field in front Of the bayou: they
must swim or wade through il, and
storm tho work on the opposite side.-
They appeared on the field; the len guns
opened their murderous fire; many noble
fellows fell, but the ranks closed in q.
gain and the column pressed on. II
reached the bayou and plunged in solid
mass into The green and stugnant water.
Thon followed double struggle with
death in horrid shape; but God was on
the side ofthe bravo patriots who tins
imperilled their lives for their countryS
sake, and nine tenlbs of the enemy's shot
fell hormlessly into the dark and sui.
len wator of the deep bayou. The noble
brigade reformed, still under heavy FIRE,
on the other side ofthe bayou and DASH
cd upon the rebel work. Tho trench
was leaped; the face Of the work was
covered thick with clambering forms
each with hands upliflod, carrying tho
deadly bayonet. The embrasures oil the
work we're filled with FIRE and smoke.
Grapo. cannialer and shrapnOl hissed
like a hail storm around tho heads Of
these devoted men. A terrific struggle
for life and mastery. A hundred rebols
smilton 10 tho bloodStained earth, . hid.
cous yell for mercy from tho throats Of a
whole brigade of rebels, and the terribly
contested place is ours.
Meantime the main'body Of the rebel
force had loft the brigade to its fate,
crossed the bridge and Left itin flames.
The prisoners and guns, together with
an ammunition train, supplies, and arms
wero collected, guarded and sent 10 tie
rear, and that column of our victorious
army to which belonged Lawler's Brig.
ade pressed on 10 keep pace with tho
witg the progress of the others in their
advance upon Vicksburg.
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Oil Squire W is all honest, joviaI
soul. with few religious scruPles-fond
Of a hearty laugh or good joke at any
time. He relates the following on him
self, as an actual occurrence;
"0no night boys, l had very strange
dream, A long ladder, like jacobs
reached from the ground toward tho
good piocc, sadit aes on lhiI ladder
that went up. When reached tho
top, found a space Of seven or eight
feet intervening between the last round
and the celestial gate. l could see with
in and catch glimpscS of tho fine thiOgs
inside.
&, Peter stood at tho entrance-he lem.
cd oyer-roached out his hand and told
me to make a Iigjamp. !did jump boys
and qot ono Of tMsd-destftHS you eUcr
heard of-for found myself sprawling
ON the doOr having jumped out Of bed,
while | was trying to jump into Hoav'
an ~ ... U|.r.... FL.
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NUMBER l3.
A Young Girls Love .


Some folks are in the habit of talking
in their sleep, and Miss Betsey Wilson
was one Of this number. This peculiar.
ily she accidentally revealed to Jedediah
Jenkins, in carless conversational way.
Jodsdiah had Just finished the recital Of
matrimonial dream in which the young
lady and himself figured as hero and
heroine, ho having invented the same
for the sake Of saying at the conclusion
Il was too good to bo lruo, and, by thus
speaking parallels. assuring the lady Of
that which he dared no, speak plainly.
4 never dream, said BetSey. 'bul |
sometimes lslk half the night, aud tell
everything l know in my Sleep
You doh'tSay sol Hi
Yes; | never can have a secret from
mother. If she wants to know any.
thing, she pumps mo after I've gone to
bed, and 1 answer hcr questions as hon.
estly as though my life depended on Il.
That is the reason | wouldn't go to ride
tho other night | know she would fud
IL out. It's awful provoking
Some days after this Jed called at tho
house, and, entering the parlor unan.
nouncsd, found Miss Betsey, probably
overcome with tho heat Of the room,
had fallen asleep on the sofa.
Now jed, as the roaderylOd surmlsod,
had long felt an overwhelming partiali.
ty for the young lady, and yOarned to
know II Il was returned; but, though
possessed of sufficient courage tomount
the imminent, deadly breach could not
muster spunk enough to inquire into the
stnto OF her hourt. But he nov be-
thought himself Of her confessed som.
loquacity, and felt that the
time to ascertain his fate had come
Approaching lie sofa ho whispered.
my dearest Betsey, tell me, OBJ, toll
mo the object Of your fcndest e1POcts'
tionl'
The fOir sleeper gave a faint sigh and
responded: l'9
i love-there you might have heard
the beating Of Jod'S heart through \
brick walI)-Ilove Heaven, my county
and beked beans; but II / have one paS.
sion above all others, il is for roast on
lons'
Alas for Jeds hopes, He enever ask.
cd horca second time.
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a Dog story.

AvsEy good anecdole is related Of D
Newfoundland dog owned hy MF.T r.
Strong Of Eon du Lac, WIS. Among
other things tbsdog has been taught 10
take o basket and 90 to the market for
meat. This db(y ho had performed for
some time, when The butcher presented
his bill for settlement, and to the as
tohishmenl Of Mr,Srong it was double
the account he had kept. The bill was
paid, but the dog was suspected and
watched, and one daysit was found that
after doing tho regular marketing, he
took the basket and did q little on his
own hook, eating the proceeds on his
way home, and on his arrival returning
the basket to the proper place. To put
o stop to this the butcher was instructed
to give meat only wheu a piece Of paper
was found in the basket. The dog tried
the marketing on his own hook several
times but failed 10 get anything, and e.
nOlly, as though be had turned the mat
ter over in his mind, observing how il
was done, he one day went in and tort
offa picco ofa newspaper, placed it il
the basket, and obtained the hard earned
dinner. II tho whole Of this is true |
shows a Effectiveness on the part Of thI
dog not often seen among animals, aut
stamps him as one OE the most sagaciou
Of his kind.
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From heEew York. Post,
baan nsihollos ana nlbeEty.

lFANitA A-lAA+NAAo1Ah0 A4AOoAtys
Waan few Roman Catholics in this
oily o lha liBbs McMasters and Mr..
ip " SditA Of lho Metropolitan Rec
ord efheie los lAe cause of the rebels, !,
Is gg liying u now that the best aud
most especlabls pFiests in that Church,
as va 2i lhs gEsnt mass OF the laity,
are lIss 70 tho Union aud to tho cause
Of hnSsn freedom. In this they are on
ly foils aglhs traditions oetheir Church,
tEhich always opposed itself to hu'
man Slpvery,
In.p recent letter Gen. Rosecran'
comm as tho course Of the editor o.
the CBeippai Telegraph, the leading
Roman Catholic journal of the West
which bas, as our readers know, taker
stron found in favor Of liberty and
agaiusg slavery, Such men as Genera
Rosecrans, the Rev. +. Purcell and Bish,
on Sng d ol Iowa ate an honor to THEN
churct Concerning the latter, who il
one ofshs staupchestloyal men of The
West, IS recently printed a paragraph
from a Dubuque paper. A resident Of
the plicp has since then called upon US
and made us acquainted with some Of
the wotlhy bishops personal traits.
ItatIears ,hat Dubuque is nest of
Coppeihsuds, and that the Roman Cath.
olic Church, which there includes some
Of the Influential citizens, has in her bo-
som a npmbeC of violent sympathizers
with treayou It's pOrhups enough to
say thai Mr. Mahouey, who has lately
pleased ais enemy by writing hook, is
one olShe lambs ofth aock. General
G. B. Jones, former United States Min.
lister to Bogoa, is also Of that fold. It
was uhdsrstood ia Dubuque that soci.
ETY. was iorming with a desire ofmaking
active sistunee to the draft. The
Bishap heard Of the movement and know
that ;he Scicty was not only disloyal
but seci L as Is we'll enough known, the
Roman Catholic Church will tolerate no
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POLITICAL.
SONG OF THE AMERICAN GIRL.


our hearts are with our nauvv la.A,
Our song is for her glory;
Her warriors wreath is in our hand,
ourlips breathe out her story.
Her lofty hills and valleys green
Are shining bright before US;
And likoa rainbow sign isseen
Her rproud flag waving O'cr US.
And there are smiles upon our lips
For those who meet our foemen;
For GlOry's star knows no eclipse
When smiled upon by women.
For those who brave the mighty deep,
Aud scOrn the threat Of danger,
We've smiles to cheer, and tears to weep
For every ocean ranger.
Our hearts are with our native land,
Our song is for her frcedOmi
Our prayers are for the gallant band
Who strike where Honor leads them.
We love the taintless air We breathe =,
'Tis Freedoms endless dover; m
Well twine for him q fadCless wreath
Who scorn's tyrants power,
They tell of frances beauties rare,
OF Italy's proud daughters;
ofscotlsnd's lassies. England's fair,
And nymphs Of shannon's waters.
We need not boast their naughty charms,
Though lords around them hover:
Our glory lies in freedoms arms
Afreeman for aloyer,
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aTho,,S WHAT'S tho Mattor.p

We havo at last found the originaIion
Of this popular phrase, in the following,
clipped from on exchange, II is too
good to keep, A friend Of ours, who
6us boen absent almost oil winter. re-.
turning few days since, called upon
an ostimnblo lady friend llO was sur
prisod to find her confined to q sick bod.
After the FIRST salutalious were over, our
friend remarked: why, Mrs. -, |
am very sorry to find you i'll; what Is
tho muttcr?" Quickly reaching over TO
tho back OF tho bod, tho invalid turned
tho covCrlid, disclosing beautiful In
fant wrapped 10 the embrace OF the rosy
god, and said triumphuntly: That's
what's tho maNere
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Conclusive Evidences

Several years ago, and soon after the
'aut.liconso law came into force in the
Green Mountain State, traveller stop.
ped at a hotel and asked for glass oil
brandy,
Don't keep II, sold the landlord; for.
hidden by the law to sell liquor of any
kind
The deuce you Ore.' rstOhod the
stranger incrodulouSly.
Such is the fact, replied the house;
Nhe house don't keep IT,
Then bringyour own bottle. said the
traveller, with decision; you needn't pre-.
tend to mo that you keep that face Of
yours in repair on water
The landlord Laughed heartily and
brought his private bottle.
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uncle pary Lnne,s Pigeon HUNT.


In Harper's Magazine we find record.
ed, in a paper on surY County. North
Carolina, some Of Davy Lanes exploits.
The following story Of his adventure in
pigeon shooting is in Uncle Davy's ow n
words:
l mounted old Nip, and moseyed off
fur the pigeon roost. ! 'ruv thar bout
two hours by the sun, and from that
blessed hour till chuck dark, the heav-
ems was dark with 'um comm inter the
roost. It is uncomfortable to tell the
number on'um, which it were so great.
Beinga man that has had a character
for truth, I won't say how many thar
was. Thar was a mighty heap Of sap.
Inns fur 'um TO rOosl ia which they would
alters light on the biggest trees iursi,
then pitch down on the little uns Ter
roosl. Now jist at dark l thort I'd com.
mence smashen 'um; sol hitChed old
Nip to the limb Nv q tree with a mons.
trous strong bridle-a good hitchin
place, thort. | commenced blazing
away at the pigeons like thunder and
lightnin'; which they'd light on big trees
thick as bees, bend the trees to the yoth
like they'd been lead.
By hokeyl shot so fast, 80 long, and
90 olen, hot old Tower 50 hot that !
shot six inches Nv the muzzlO Nv tho old
slut. | seen il were no use to shoot the
old critter clean away, which | mout
have some use for agin; so jist quit
bnrnin' powder and Aingin' shot arter
III killed 'top. a thousand on 'um, fur
sure. After I'd picked up ns many Of
them as yir wallets would hold, l look.
ed for old Nip, right smack where I'd
hitohed him, but no we're like King
Saul's asses, nowhsr to bo found. |
looked considerable Spcel next to tho
yeth, but, bless you, honey! | mOut 40
we'll looked for needle in haystack,
At last l looked up inter q tree about
forty foot high, and thar he war swingin'
TO a limb, dAnglin' bout tween heaven
and yeth like rabbit on o snare pole.
How come ho up thar, Uncle DavlY
why, l hitehed him to the limb NV
a big tree bent to the yoth with pigeons
you numskull, and when thoy ris tho
tree went up and old Nip with it, fur
shuro.'
But how did you &c! him down. said
q listener.
'That'snutber hero nor thar got
him down, ami .ha!s nuR Tor slch
pukes Us you tor know
-------A ------------
Ey- To preserve apples from rotting
-nnt thnm into dry COLLAR, Of easy &C.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1863-06-11
Mrs, pnr,Inrton on Plol,ela.

AS for sleeping on a picket said
Mrs. ParLington toR three months vol.
untocr who had dropped into soc her, 4
don : see how they cOn do It without
hurting 'om. Sleeping ona post would
Lbs q rood dspl more seusiblc unleas
there Is a'ndji III itiwBioh miglgtsbo pres
iilidicious for tho uniform Every one
10 his taste, and snch thing. as whore a,
man shall sleep is at his own auction
but nobody can help thinking that eth
or a picket or o post Is avery upcom.
Portable place 10 sleep On. Al any reto
there isn't more than room enough for
one in o bed, and The three month's
man intsrposed to tell her the nature. Of
the pickotS and posts, in military par
lance, TO which she listened very atten-
lively, while Ike was trying experiments
in Prestidigitation by essnying 10 rub the
cat and the soldiers little brown dog
into one.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1863-06-11

RE- A dignlfed clorgynon, poS'e'Oor
Of q coal mine, respecting which be was
likely to have 0 law suit, sent for an at,
tornoy in orderto have his udvieo, Tho
lawyer was curious TO see coal pit, and
was lot down by rope, Before DO was
lowered, ho said TO the pSrsch;
Doctor your knowledge Is mol conf
ned TO the surface Of tho world, but you
have likewise penetrated TO ils inmost
rocSSses. How far may j, be from Ihl'
10 help siafay
4 don't know oxlctly,' pnswered he.
gAvely, but II you lot 90 your hold
you will DO there inn minute,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1863-06-11

B@- A married lady, walking through
tho Scott Legion camp, at Fronkford,
with her husband, persisted in mistaking
every good looking young soldier for her
brother Her husband had begun to
got nervous, and remarked that she had
already embraced aud kissed six young
fellows that sho said were her brothers
Suppose I did mako q mistake and
kiss the dear, brave fcllowS-dOn't they
all deserve it.
The husband could produce no argu-
mont to tho contrary.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1863-06-11

BI'A simple fellow once sOid OF a
famous beauty, 4 could have courtod
aud married her easy enough fra want.
ed to- And pray why didn't you'll ask.
cd his friend. 20, whom sparked her.
you see, she took mo one side and po-
litcly asked to DO excpaed, and 90 ! ex'
cuscd herl