The weekly pioneer and Democrat., 1863-12-11


mad time to teach It French. though resid mt in
paris many years. If you prefer hisky have some
that can be relied upon-a present from Mr. Leslie
Combs. call 1t sGraDt's Particular, and Halleck
abont issuing an order that all his rails shall
drink it :" .t f..f.,y &C ,.t.lt f
'With the news we have to-day from -Chattan-
OOga," said ten Haleck. gay. Il think the coun-
try will endorse the order 10 which MIR Lincoln has
referred For my own part I'll take some of that
whisky-just enough to drown musquito Kelton-i
and tn the Presidents permission, our frsl toast
will b. the tealth of Ulysses Grant, the iron horse
OF the Mississippi.' "l 't'@
Secretary tanton seconded the toast in neat ard
spirited address, Mr.. Lincoln irequ nly applauding
The health was received W tn al the honors; every
one present standiDg up while the liquor went 6osl
AID the company giving three cheers for Gen. Grant
and then three more and then three after that to top
off with. 81 .s19lsind NJ II 81 W :yqO8
4 ONE drank it in wine Others whisky. The coun-
Gil table was hastily cleared of books, papers and
maps Alltook seats except private o'RiIy, who
continued to have spasms of figidty ard the sfrst
position ot solder" whenever his eyes, happened
to ret for moment on Gen Haleck's buttons in
punches of three or Gen Cnllums twin button brig
adler arrangement EatA EHl t1lt u sAgogpft
Excuse me- gentlemen this is nv only bever-
age said the p es6eat filling out glass of water
Help yourselves Seward the diplomatic body IS
General Seagher win you be kind enough to see
what the friends of i'rivate pReily will take? Now,
Miles clear your throat with glass of wine too
much for MIN, eolonel Hay and let US hear your Song
IN honor OF Lord talmerstanr asa q p JYg95issy !
Private OReiy tOssei of a denitasse and then
gave with irresistible droeFy anda really fine bari
tone voice the following words to the well known
air, once so popular in the mouth of John Broughan
''Ould ireland, You're My Darng:"
| LORD PAINERsToN AND MRS o'KANE iiu's
OF all the min wild swoord or pin, stag5
Who live in song or story,
Till Time lie pass his einp'y elass, .,''
Lord Pam It's you're my glory! #-15
And this shall be the song for me, ...,.
AS years are o er me flOwin'- t
Time tske lie Sc but lave my pul,e,g ri
oil in
Chorils.--Of the min, wild swoord or bin,
."f i Woo live III Irish story. = %
-ss.,.-,. Tit lire lets pass his empty glass; iir-
Lord Panl-!ye ould sinner, wild your vic ed arts
your Whlte head, and your ~everiastin' ,jt yscl
aG. Lord am lis yoa're my glOry' 3l
i TO Mrs. o'Kane glass we dhrain. -
H III 81 hs we ~ Ii attire her; .tI4a44ti!
And Cronlwelrs curse. or somettin' worse /
On him tnat d MT admire her.
Fresh fair and youn PANS winnin' tongue
~ Gev argument so weghty, ..,.t1 -
Ttiat Pa'son O'Kane she Quilted wild pain
1 Fora lover hard on to eighty +.
Cio'~s.-O, of all the pearls of precious girls,
st That live Ill song o. story, -; ,.. ,. ~. X
Wild Vaynus art, to fire the heart
Mrs o. Kane my jewel !-vMrs. C'kane, ac,ss1.ta!
Mr. Chane, aaaooarneen dheelisA astto,e
.aachsee!J
e 'iisyou--'tis you're my glory,
/ ord Pam is great sphaker nate
irtannia's frsky ruer; ~ 5s
IN nlgh debate on plntS OF State .-... .r b
No head than ais is cooler:
But undernathe he sverv wrathe-
tuld Times white frost o. ashes .1 u, {
Like IEtna's fire, his hesrt's desire
Breaks out in tindher flashes. l'A
Chorus. Of all the min, wild swoord or pin, soy
Who live 81 British story, ..-
Till Time lets pass his empty g ass,
Lord II & onld id deladherer that ought
but ant help yourself aroon!J-
ord Pam IT'S you're my glory!
ME- LINCOLN OPENS THE RALI.-IlR THINKS MRS. o'KANE
\ VERY ssEIU- MATTE Z. ,- ft.sr. +
Ills EXcellency the Presid MT, who hal been Sit
ting curled up in chair with his legs loosely
eros ed one the other, began to rise slowly
nntwistng the kinks off back AID towering uplike
of the genii airites released from the mr. or
jug in which they had been bottled up under the ZEAL
of solomon.
'.Alay !"e exclaimed Mr. Luke Clark with unaffect-.
ed dismay. Its desh n your aius out agn the
ceiu' you'll be Or tanglin' your shoulders in the
top notches OF the shand leer!" -.~ 'it'
At length Mr. Lincoln reached his full height and
sa a thai ne G had not quite caught the DRIFT Of the
song: but from what little o it he did catch it was
just as well that he had caught no mO.e l5i
Hear hear" from Father Murphy, who had re-
entered the room curing the singing OF the last four
lines. tI ta eaD ?, ~ I-TllE :
Being on ienjly terms with Grea. Britain Mr..
Lincoln continued he rusted that the song woudg 60
no further s.l @ ~ ie#f 80 1l.l !
Is Fear, hear" from Lord Lyons who was irving
hard to smother some refuent waves of laughter
There are ,hemes" continued Mr. lincoln
land Mrs Osane is one OF them much too serious
to be j ked"
PRES IANUOi.S WANTS rURTnrR INroRMArIos-
wHAr, SAY rHE PEOPLE? t3 .
''Thats gallant song I" said the President first
breaking silence, and signing as he spoke. .IfIh
heard it and had known lie stevens wrote it. he
should have had two stars on each shoulder before
he died But haven't You anything liyelier, Miles?
Mind don't mean livelluess OF your Lord Palmer
stOn type. Tell us, If You can, what the peOue say
OF ns; what they say of base; what Of seward
You needn be afraid. Miles; amt Thin skinned
family and we know before asking that you have an
awSward knack OF telling the truth"
Private 'Reilly said he bad no sopg 10 give them
on this subject ust now: bot ,nd be happy If they
would hear song from his friend MIR. Luke Clark
who had excells Mt voice.
Mr.. clark said the song he wa. about to sing was
one wi h he had picked up at ''free aud eas :" in
place they called the IVY 1reeu which ia sort of
chapel of ease to tie Pewter Mug and which is kept
he said. by Jim McGOwan and JObnuy LOrd-''twO
as square men a. ever drew ale from tap whirled
the mixer round in temperance cocktail" Luke
had been introduced there by his f lend alderman
Billy Walsh of whose brother the king of the
Dead Rabbits MIR Line In must have heard The
song he about to give them had been ung there
frequently by Senator hris Woodruff lucky boy.
and had never failed to bring down the house. He
hoped it wOnl0 Civ: offence 20 nobody.
,HKs SONG. a
With these brief predatory remarks, Mr.. Clark now
cleared his throat and sang with voice of stento
and lively air of "Nora Creina:"
CABINET PHOTOGRAPH ~
StantOn's beard is thick and long rtr -
And rough and tough his portly figure
But his heart Is brave and strong
With fierce vitality and Wig r.
Work that might dozen men
Tire to dealh he knocks off pailv.
And, laundering badly now and then 3E
Does trae and noble service daily l.
Oh, my Edwin, dread and dear
Dispensing fOunt of pay and rations
Private Mills upon you smiles.
''Conf0rmably to Regulations
Seward low S to smoke and dream.
Fit chief for tneoretic faction ~. ti.1-5fft
Great to talk ON every theme sa 81 yrlsa
But failure fl t in ever, action
Aiming Abe to mould and bend
On each associates righ Infringing ~
Lukewarm to the tZar or friend U i
Aud to John Bull mo, humby or inpino
Oh my seward since you changed
Your taith in Weed, your fate is dismal. i
He and Greely how estranged, st~ a 'gs
Before you yawns pit Abysmal
Angular and lank and bare s.,. ~. t
His whiskers like his habits, foxy 'i's
Forward rtep> Montgomery Blair 1eg "a
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