The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1863-08-13
self-Iove is not so vile as self-negleci.

Self-love is not so vile as self-neglecl.
| If thou art master, be sometime blind if q
servant, sometimes deaf.
Many man strong enough to subdue monsters
prefers becoming one.
! Young men are often gay deceivers; old ones
are sometimes gray deceivers.
Whenever you feel inclined to cry, just change
your mind and laugh
| Bacon says that labor conquers all things, but
idleness conquers more people than labor does.
Society is a masked ball. where every one hides
his real character, and reveals it by hiding.
Wars not unmitigated evils civilization
gets forward sometimes upon powder cart.
The world always receives talent with open arms
but often doesn't know what to do with genius
To the usual catalogue of lost arts, we may
mournfully aid that of listening to- two hours GER
| mons
| Misery is the crucibIe into which destiny casts
man whenever she desires scUundrel or
demi god.
Fortune loves not poltroon, and often favors
| brave men in the wrong more than towards in the
| right.
| Why are horses in cold weather like meddle.
some gOssips? Because they are the bearers of
! idle tails
| clergyman was once asked whether the mem.
| bers of his church were united. He replied that
they were perfectly united-trOSen Together.
Il would have you know that am man Of
quality" said Il marquis to a fnanCier. And H.
replied the tinancier, IAN man of quantity"
Truly, great men never become vulgarly init,
mate with each other. They sit apart as the gods,
talking from peak to peak all round Olympus,
He who spends his whole time in sports, and
all oil
ments all made of fringes and eat dinners of moth
ing but sauces.
Frenchman, wishing to say of young lady
that she was az gentle as lamb, thus expressed
himself "She be mooch tame like he petite
mouton!
Take 4 company of boys chasing butterflies,
put long >talled coats on the boys and turn the
butterflies into guineas and you have a beautiful
panorama of the world.
Pluck springs from success as naturally as ,nu-
sic from catgut. Had Scott lost his first battle,
his whole army would have been knocked into a
cooked hat before it reached the Castle of Perote.
A weak flavor of genius in an essentially com
mon person Is detestable. 1t sp0ils the respecta-
bic neutrality OF common place character as the
rinsngs of an unwashed wine glass spoil draught
of fair water.
There are fellows who have always an ill>con>
dihoned fact" or two, which the lead after them
- 0H' SOilPohJ 4Ihe 80 many ouli uoSs, Teauy
10 let them slip at every ingenious suggestion or
! pleasant fancy
! French paper says that a New Zea land chief
has just taken up his residence upon piece of land
his right to which was contested 81 have all IN.
doubted title TO the property he observed, las l
ate the preceding owner
runaway thiet having applied to a black smith
| for work, the latter showed him some handouts.
and asked him ifhe understood such kind of work.
why, yes, SIR, said the other, 81 guess Nv had
a hand in EN- afore."
a clergyman on bis way to church, one Sunday,
was overtaken by heavy shower of rain. On
arriving at the vestry, he exclaimed, rather inn
patiently, II wish | were dry" Never mind,
said his colleague, you will soon be in the pull
pitt and there you will be dry enough