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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1863-07-16

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WILLIAM Barker, THE YOUNG
,sbooa 20 ia PATRIOT. alt.vae5e1
@NAssS By ARTEMUs WARD. e -

@No, William Barker, you cannot
have my daughters hand in marriage
until you are her equal in wealth and So
cial position"
The speaker was a naughty old man
Of some sixty years, and the person
whom he addressed was fne-looklng
Young man of twenty-five.
With sad aspect the young man
withdrew from the stately mansion.
atalA Il a
Six months later the young man stood
in the presence of the naughty old
man. u al ua .E1ol.
"Wbatl you here again p angrily cried
the Sid man. :,
CAV, old man." proudly exclaimed
william Barker. II am here, your
daughters equal and yours p
The old man S lips curled with scorn.
A derisiye smile lit up his cold features ];
when casting violently upon the marble
center table an enormous roll OF green
backs. William Barker cried
"See Look on this wealth. And
I've tenfold more! Listen old man
You spurned me from your door. But
[ did not despair. I secured contract
for furnishing the Army Of the with
beef"
Eyes, yesl" eagerly exclaimed !, the t
old man. Z" and / bought up all the
disabled cavalry horses | could find"
81 see! I see!" cried the old man.
sand good beef they make too"
"They do! they do! and the profits
are immense" " D
81 should say sol'
s'And now, sir, claim your daughter $
fair hand !pdaI Bna
"Boy, she is yours. But hold Look
me in the eye. Throughout all this have
you been ldyal?'2
"To the coreE' cried William Barker.
"And," continued the old man, in a
voice husky with emotion, 'arc you in
favor of vigorous prosecution OF the
war ?" &
II am! [ am p
CITIZEN, boy, take her |! Maria, come,
hither. Your William claims thee. BE
happy my children! and whatever our
lot in life may be, let as all support the
Government I" 3s
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Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

~"Tbe principal avenue IN our
city," writes learned friend in Detroit.
"has a toll gate just by the ElmWood
Cemetery road. As the Cemetery has
been laid out some time previous 10 the
construction Of the plank road, it was
made one of the conditions Of the Com
psnies charter that all funeral process
sions should go back and forth free.
One day. as DIR. Price, q celebrated
physician. stopped to pay his toll. he
remarked to the gate keeper:
Considering the benevolent charac-
ter Of our profession, ! think you ought
to let us pass free of charge"
"No, no, DOCTOR" the keeper readi-
ly replied: eve coulden't afford that.
You send too many dead heads through
here as it is"
The doctor paid bis toll, and never
asked any fsvors after that.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

COMFORT IN TRoUBLE--"It is not
ease but. effort. not facility, but diff
Guilty that makes men. There is. per.
haps, no station in fife in which diff
culties have not to be encountered and
overcome before any decided measure
of success can be achieved; those difi.
culties are however, our hest instructors,
as, our mistakes often form our best
experience. We learn wisdom by fail
ure more than from success; we often
discover what will do, BY finding out
what will not do; and he who never
made mistake. never made dis
coyery.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

IRRKsoLUTIoK. - Irresolution is a
habit which creeps upon its victims with
fatal facility. 1t is not vicious, but it
leads to vice, and many fine heart has
paid the penalty of it at the scatfold.-
Trifing as it appears in the wavering
steps Of the young, as they grow older
its form changes to that OF a hideous
monster, which leads them to destruc-
tion with their eyes open. The idler.
the spendthrift, the epicurean and the
drunkard. are among its victims. Per-
haps IN the latter, its effects appear 10
the most hideous form. He knows
tha: the goblet he is about to drain is
poison, yet be swallows it. He knows,
for the example Of thousands has
painted it in glaring coIors, that it will
deaden all his faculties, take the
strength from his limbs, and the happi-
ness from his heart, oppress him with a
foul disease, and hurry his progress to a
dishonored grave, yet he drains it under
a species Of dreadful spell, like that by
which small creatures are said to sp-
proach and leap in the jaws of the
loathsome serpent, whose fendish eyes
have fascinated them. How beautiful
is that power by which the resolute man
passes unmoved through dangers.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

WIDOWS GRIEFs ARE OFTEN SHORT
LrvED.--Once upon time. so runs ar
Oriental story, young and lovely wo'
man was called upon to mourn The
death OF her lord. AS she loved him
in life with all the fervor of alteration
her grief alhis decease was inconsolable
She filed the air with her plants; de-
clared herself the most wretched o.
women; and in the intensity Of heI
grief mad, VOW that she would wed
no new lord until the stream that ran by
her bower should reverse its COURSE
A few weeks after, she was observed
busIly engaged in damming up the
stream.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

@Life in the country may be one
Of the richest on earth, but it may also
be one Of the poorest. il the great
book of nature be opened to the eye oI
him who resides there, and illumined
with the light of heaven from his little
knoll he cas- see and enjoy all the glory
Of the world. but ifhe sees 10 nature
only the potato field which gives him
food, then is this golden vein closed for
him and he himself stands like the po-
tato plant fast rooted in the earth.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

ExcELLENT DEFFIEITIoN OF Coon
MANNERs.-A writer in the Atlantic
thus describes what we are always
theorizing about: "The world has
been always charmed with fine man.
ners, and why should it not! For
what are fine manners, but this: to
carry your soul on your lips. and
your eye in the palm of your hand, and
yet to stand not naked, but clothed by
your individual quality-visible, yet
acknowledgement to the hearts Oh
others yet contained on your own
bosom-nobly, humanely open, yet
duly reticent and secured from inva-
sion. Polished manners often disap-
point US; good manners never. The
former may be taken by indignant
souls;- the latter simply noble and op-
Hlent nature"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

ADVICE TO YoUEG LADIES Girls.
beware of transient young men; never
suffer the addresses of a stranger
Recollect that one young farmer 6ov or
mechanic is worth all the floating trash
10 the world. The allurements of a
dandy-jack with a gold chain about hrs
neck, with lot Of gewgaws banging
from it, walking cane with a gold head
in his paw, diamond breast-pin in his
bosom, bis fingers covered with rings,
some honest tailor's coat (not paid for)
on his back, and brainless skull, can
never make up the loss of the fathers
house, good mothers counsel, and
sisters. Their affection is lost, while
that of such young man is lost at the
wane Of the honey moon.
This failure is too true.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

above record the present leadersof the
Democratic party have always been the
superseryiceable tools of the slavehold-
ers and whenever they have departed
from the service Of their masters, in
isolated cases, it has been only 10 gain
Office by coalescing with their bitteresi
enemies the abolitionists. So long
however as they helped to make cspi.
tai out Of the demagoguical cry Of mig.
ger. Niger! they have never failed tC
ring it Increasingly in the ears Of the
groundings. NJ.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26
THriDrrsorf BLIck CsmrEiL Nor

THE iDRrRoIf BLACK CRfMrEAL Nor
A NEsRo.-Faulkner, the man guilty
Of the foul crime which so incIted the
6endish malevolence Of the rioters, it
now appears. is not negro. He is q
dark skinned man, with blue eyes and
straight hair. and claims to be spanish
Indian. He has never associated with
negroes, never allowed them to enter
his saloon, and has always exhibited
great hostility to the African race. He
has been a registered voter in the Third
Ward of Detroit, and always voted the
Democratic ticket-in fact a genuine
copperhead. =
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

T HAVE opened in the brick building
il known as Warth's corner, on the Public
Square, in Gallipolis, large and extensive
assortment Of
GROCERIES
Of every description, either for private
families, or Steamboats,. In this line / defy
competition, both as to quality and prices.
The choicest assortment Of Teas, Coffee,
Sugar, Rice, Molasses, Cheese, Bacon, &c d.
always on hand.
LIQUORS
of every description. quality and price
Old Rye Whisky, which warrant pure un-
der affidavit, of the finest flavor. Brandies,
Gin, Rum, Wines of all description, and all
kinds of made liquors-as Ginger Brandy and
Wine, Blackberry Brandy, &c.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

A Few SHORT OEEs.-Your nearest
kin at the dinner-table. Napkin.
A net full of sharks. JEFF. Davis's
Cabinet. .......
The flower Of our Western Army.
Rose-crans.
A capital pun for the Rebels. Cap
itsl punishment.
A game cock" Major General
Hancock.
The three ages of the Southern Con-
iederacy. Bend-sge, Carnage, and
Savage. 4.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26
p q % V oSDQRD
NX'O R ~.

CouSrRY DEALERs viii do well to give me
call before purchasing elsewhere. We can
and will, to cash on short time buyers, offer
such inducements as no other establishment
in the county can afford.
SrEAHBoAT-NES will find amongst my stock,
everything required for their tables or bar, Of
Cincinnati prices.
PRIvArE FAMILIES can be supplied with
everything they may need for daily use. and
all articles in this line are selected with the
greatest care and warranted pure, fresh, and
unadulterated.
streets, on the south side Of the Public Square,
in Gallipolis, if you want the worth Of your
money. .l--n.f-.r slt-
E. S. MENAGER.
April 10, 1862.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

A COOP HIr.--In the debate on the
conscriptioo bill, Senator Nesmilh said
he did not want Congressman exempt
ed. He thought if the soldiers could
put up with the association the people
could not Complain. Judging from the
services some members had rendered,
he thought they could steal Richmond
or capture the Southern Confederacy
If left out over night.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26
81 JOSIE HUNT.


You kissed mel Ny head had dropped low
on your breast,
With a feeling of shelter and infinite rest;
While the holy emotion my tongue dared not
speak,
Flushed up, like fame, from my heart to my
cheek.
Your arms held me fast; no. your arms were
so bold;
Heart beat against heart in their passionate
hold. .
Your glances seemed drawing my soul
through my eyes
As the sun draws the mist from the sea to the
skies;
And your lips clung to mine till prayed in
nv bliss
They might never unelasp from that raptur-
Gus kiss.
You kissed mel Ny heart and my breath and
my will,
In delirious Joy for moment stood still.
Life had for me then no temptation, no charms
No vista Of pleasure, outside Of your arms;
And were l this instant an angel, possessed
of the glory and peace that are given the blest
would fling my white robes unrepiningly
down,
And tear from my forehead its beautiful
crown,
To nestle once more in the haven of rest,
With your lips upon mine, and my head OIL
your breast.
You kissed me! My soul, in bliss so divine
Reeled and svooned like a foolish maj
drunken with wine,
And thought 'twere delicious to die then, i
death,
Would come while my mouth was yet mois
with your breath;
'Twere delicious to die if my heart nigh
grow cold
While your arms wrapt me round IN that pas
sionate fold.
And these are the questions ask day an
night:
Must my life taste but ONCE such exquisite d.
light?
Would you care if your breast were my shelts
as then7
And if You were here, would you kiss m
again?
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

A long face is apt to cover q long
eountenance.
Why is a windy orator like whale?
Because be often rises to spout.
Ifa man marry a shrew, are we to
suppose be is shrewd?
The shrouds of ship are not to en-
close the persons deceased.
The grocer who is dishonest in the
use of his scales, lies in wait to de-
ceive.
Why is blade Of grass like a note
in hand?--Because it is matured by
falling dew.
Modesty in women is like color on
her cheek--decidedly becoming when
not pat on.
An Irish paper advertises, "Wanted,
an able-bodied man as a washer wo.
man."
Why is the letter in the word mill.
tary" like the nose?-Because it stands
between two i's."
A negro undergoing an examination,
when asked il bis master was a Chris
tian. replied: "No, sir, he's mem
Der of Congress.
Ceremony was always the compan-
ion of weak minds; it is a plant that
will never grow in strong soil.
DUELLIsr--A moral coward, seeking
to hide the pusillanimity of his mind
by affecting corporal courage.
Praise, when the reasons for it are
given. is double praise; censure. with
out the reasons for it. is only half cen.
sure.
Pride and opulence may kiss in the
morning as married couple; but they
are likely to be discovered before sun.
set.
Music rs the most delightful rational
entertainment that the human mind can
possibly enjoy.
The pebels in our path weary us
and make us foot-sore more than the
rocks, which only require a bold effort
to surmount.
Take away probability, and you car
no longer please the world; only lei
there be probability, and you canno
displease it.
1t is as easy to write a gaudy style
without ideas, as it is to spread a pal
let Of snowy colors, or to smere in
Haunting transparency.
He who brings ridicule to beal
against truth finds in his hand blad,
without hilt--one more likely to Gu
himself than anybody else.
The memory of good and worthy &C
tons gives quicker relish to the soul
than ever it could possibly take in
the highest enjoy ments Of youth.
Men, in general, are more completely
persuaded by the suggestions of theil
own minds, than by reasons offered
them by others.
A Young lady being asked by a fe'
male acquaintance whether she haC
any original poetry in her album, re-
piled: mo; but some Of my friend:
have fovored me with original spell
ing"
To put up with the world humbly
is better than to control it. This is
the very acme of virtue. Religion
leads to it in day; philosophy only
conducts to 1t by heightened life o.
misery or death.
When people are crazy to marry
they attach no consequence to con-
sequences.
There is truth accommodated to our
nature, which poetry best conveys
There is truth for the reason; there
is truth for the passion; there IS a
truth for every character Of man.
Vanity is building that fails to the
ground as you widen its foundation, or
strengthen the prop that should sup
port Il. The greater man is, the less
he necessarily thinks Of himself, for
his knowledge enlarges with his attain.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

A PERTINENT QUEsTIoE.-In the
Kentucky Senate. the other day. 10 the
course OF sn excited discussion, Senator
Finnell put the following intorrogatory,
viz: "Wbat II Mr.. Lincoln's doctrine
did lead to freeing slaves, did not the
policy Of JEFF. Davis lead TO the enslays.
ment or fIeemeRs"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

~Mr. Brown called IN at q neigh.
boris. and was urged to take supper,
which be did. the old lady all the while
saying-"I'm afraid, Mr.. Brown, You
will not make a supper; you have eaten
nothing-do eat some more" After
he had stepped out, be heard the old
lady say to her husband. "Wby, I dc
declare, l should think Mr.. Brown had
not eaten anything for a month";"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

T0n recent occas ion, marriage
ceremony was about to be performed
in a Western church, when the minister
from the altar requesting the parties
desiring to be married to stand up. a
large number of ladies promptly rose
to their feet.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

WANT OF PuNoTUALIrY.-There is
nothing more intolerable than to lose
ones time in waiting; nothing more
useless; nothing more insuppOrtable;
nothing which more easily might be
prevented, if people would only set
earnestly about it. Life is really too
short for me to be able to waste half oi
it in waitiHg.-Mss Bremar.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26
EarrfeFY.

THE undersigned would inform the citizens
Of 6aIlia county, that he has determined
n devote his time aud attention to the care
n Horses and Cattle, and those wishing his
services are requested to esll on him at his
res;depce in Springfield township, or by letter
Addressed Pine Grove p. o., GalIia county, o..
am familiar with all diseases that Horses
and Cattle are liable, and can furnish satis-
factory testimonials if necessary,
OBEDIAH DENNEY.
Porter, Galia county, Nov. 20, 1861
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

@"How much 70 insert this death?'
asked 8 persen ct newspaper office
"Fonr sbillings." "Why, I paid but
two shill ngs the last time I inserted
One." "That was a common death"
SAID the publisher, '.but this is sincere
Ly regretted" 81 tell you what" said
the applicant, "your executors will not
be put TO so much expense "
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

~ The most pure and exquisite
pleasure which a man can experience, is
at the moment when the girl TO whom
he is fondly attached, but of whose af-
fections he is doubtful, confesses that
she loves him.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26

FAT AND LzAN.--A man praising
porter, said it was so excellent a bev-
erage that, Though taken in great
quantities. i Rsde him fat. 81 have
seen the time" said another. "when it
made you lean." "Whet, I sh ould
Ike to kHow9" ssld the eulogist.--
why, no longer than last night
against Wallr'
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1863-03-26
Attention Deposifors!

EROM and after the first day of Jannarv
IL 1862, no Check presented at nv Office viii
be paid unless the same is provided with the
requisite Revenue stamp, nor will any Nose N
Hand, Check, Draft or Bill Of Exchange. he
discounted unless provided with tie Seou,-
site stamps. No Inland Exchange will be
issued for fractional parts of dollar.
G. HENKING.