The Democratic press. (Eaton, Preble County, Ohio) 1860-1865, 1863-12-03
MRS. cAUDLE's reaisi.
CERTAIN LECTURES.
NUMBER .lFTyE.
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ilIadte mas DfeII 10 Greenp0ieh Fair.
iTIEN So Mr. Cadla; VI honc rvn ,
.Ilhave enjoyed yourself at Greenwich :
How d9 TX ow4 you have been at Grecn.
lghich2 ] know it very we'll, sir know all r.
bout il .knowmore y . u vou think 7 know.
/ thought there w's something in the wind
Yes was sure oft. when Won went ont Of
the house tc dpv KNEW ithv the looks or
yon. though didn't soy ANYTHING. Upon
nv wordl And Won rail- yoursrlfa rcercc. n
BILE meD and father Of a family! Going
10 fair among all sorts Of peon'e, at yom
time Of life, Yes: and mover think of takinr
your wife with you Oh ncl vow can 20 aud
euiov Yourself out, with don't know Who.
2 cut and make vocrsplf very pleasant, I
dare SOW ncil't tell me. hear what nee
c mranion Mr. Gnude is what n good fem
pered person Ha only wish that ,eople
cOilla seq YOU at home tla's all ant so il
is-with the men. They can Keep all their
good temper for oni.of doors; their wives
never zee any Of il. Oh dear! Tn sure /
don't know who'd be poor woman.
Now, Mr. Candle, Tn MT in an i'll temper;
not tatall / know Fused t) be foil befure
We were married; ] used to very and fret
mys 'lf to death when you went but I've got
owe: that. wouldn't put myself out of the
way for the best man that ever trod. For
what thanks does poor woman get? Meme
at all. Mo- its those who do not care for
their families who arc the best thought of
/ only wish could bring myself not TO care
about mine. CO. 20
And why coullnt you say, like man,
you were going to Greenwich Fair, when
you went out? It's no use your saying that
Nj Caudle; don't tell me that you didn't
think Of going; you'd made up your mind to
it Pretty games you've had, no doubt I
sh uld like to have been behind you, that's
all. A man at your time of lifel .
And, Of course, never want to 20 out
Oh no! may stay at home with the cat
You could mt think of taking your wife AMI
children, like any other decent man, to o
fair. Oh no, you never care to be seen with
u.s. I'm sure, many people don't know
you re married; how can they? Your wife's
never seen with you. Oh, no; any body la
those belonging to you.
Greenwich Fair, indeed Yes, and CT
course you went up and down the hill, run-
ming and racing with nobody knows who.-
Don't tell me- know what you are when
you're ont. You don't suppose, Mr.. eau
die, I've forgott'n that pink bonnet, do you?
No, | won hold my tongue, and I'm not q
foolish woman. It's no matter, sir, if the
pink bonnet was fifty years ago, its all The
sama for that. No; and if live fifty years
to come, ! will never leave off talking off.
You ought to be ASHAMED Of Yourself. Mr..
Caudle Tia! few wives would have been
what I've been to you ! only wish my time
was to come over again, that all; lwouldnt
De ahe fopll nave been. .-'.a ..' .rH,
G,ins toa air! and suppose you had
your fortune told by the gyIsi,s? You
ncednl have wasted your m my. I'm sure
1 "a UaH H..
J can tell you your fortune, if you 60 on aS
you do Yes, the gail will be yonr fortune
Mr. Caadlc Andii would be 70 matter
none et all-if your wife and children didn't
,shffer With YOU 'i7oi' '.ahr S,2 .it'
=, 4 -. .is.rs1 q ffl...g ss----a
And then, You must go riding upon dom
k..ys--y'u didn't 60 riding upon donkeys2
Yes It's very well for you to say SO; but ]
dare say udid tell you, Cuadle, kpou
what you are when you're ont Noull't
trust any ofy u--y"u, especially, caud e.
Thea you m ,st 20 in the thick of the
fair, nn,i have the girls scratching your coat
.wlip rattlesl You ecu dn't help it, il they
did scratch ynnr coau Don't ,eIr me; peo,
PIE don't scratch. coats unless they're EN-
sonragei e. d. it. Aud you must go in a
swing, lpoq Yon didn't 60 in swingY-
And En- a, foolish woman to thinkso, am n
WelEGtog didn'siiit Was NO fauItof yours
you wished to GO, rvsno doubt. 1a1
n Andihsn ypu must 90 into the Shows3-
There, ,you don't deny. that. ) You did ia
into a show, sna ,rTo 1.sH3to w.! q.
WHAT oft, Mr.. Caudle2 A good deal ot
il sirFaisaa nsaa bas si:1o 4
Nice crewding and squeezing thess
shows, Tkpoys Pretty places. And. you q