The Goodhue volunteer. [volume] (Red Wing, Goodhue County, Minn.) 1861-1864, 1863-12-09

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THr faM'!oydiIp9g 4 dI9g.ll, i s.Ia to have W passed IN =
'Ischool down. east - t...u u adj t5.4
. .1.'s'What / Is the most, aorthernI town in ths
United SfaIes ? 80. 5y3.,s.. ,,,.,t. I'd
T THE north pole; -. :. .I.,.s..,., ,arsE i.
) WHO .e is 4 inhabited @E by : u ~ 5s.. 6
"'By the Poles, s,r,| n.. ~, -..,,,,,,e.. ts.
srhats 'ight Nov New what's li'ts.t ths meaning
ot the word stoop p ,:.se x,...<,st.
don't know. SIR .n.,,,.., j.. 81. !.
e'What do Do when I bead oyer thus !?
T You scratch your ishinS. sir, n .,..iI
What does your e father ' do when ben, be s. sits
down to the table ?'' sss,.S.D, ..,s, ...f
s axis M h5hl ii ,hs brand bottle. t>tt - -
+ i don't mean NEAR that. Wen. then, what
docs your mother: do when you sit down te
1.-The tahle'?,ns -, '''*1 '7a=4,I,-'' 81
"sbss says VS. she" viii ,iii rirg 2o our neeks Il i we
spill any grease On the floor -
[."vERY Pol1rE.--7A, very. gentlemanlyl in.
dividual, who had been deprived Of IA very
valuable umbrella, posted up, the following
notice Who was the gentleman who ex>
changed umbrellas with mo the other day,
and forgot to leave bis p ..2-aet,.
.M1kE, whj3 don't you fire a! those ducks
don't you see you have the whole Aock
before yeur gun = H. know i have bat
when get good aim at one. two or three
others. will swim right ,betwixt it and me-
4 printer out West, whose office is half a
mile from any other building, and who hangs
his sign upon the limbsof' q, tres,s advertisss
for an apprentice. lie says: A hoy from
the country would be preferred. as>5
~ a householder, in showing soffa spirited
nag ~ acusto,aer, received kick in his
ribs. Although. .s,narting under the pain,
he made up the best face he could, and *
claimed, Pretty playful creature pas !. nj
?. A man with music in his soul-A chap
with pair ofsqueaking boots - -
WnYis kissing ones cousin like . half
bootT Because it is bus kin. 81 f,.
AN old farmer says be never, buys butch>
ers meat. He keeps his own beasts and,
ana whenever lie wants meat, kills himself,
'DosT thou clean my furniture, fair hand J
maiden ? asked lBroadbrim of his pretty
servant who was, polishing his escritoire,
l dust,' replied the maiden. II. r''.ss'-e:
OR dear !" exclaimed fashionable girl
when she first beheld cucumber, i always
thought such things grew in Slices - =:
CABBAGE grows wild in Sicily. # this
statement be true, the tailors in that coun-
try can afford to be honest.
A New Orleans poet calls the Mississippi
the most eloquent of rivers. 1t ought TO be
eloquent /; it has q dozen mouths. a's '~=z
NORTHERN IDEA or 4 TnUcE.-A Truce
TO alr Compromise. - -.z .|.., z,~.,,..1 rid
a TEUroNIc ,BRlLL1AST.-In ono of the
Interior villages Of this State, is a :tavsrn-
keeper, and in the same place an honest old
German blacksmith, Of whom the former
relates that he employed him to- do some
iron work, and paid him cash at tho time
but afterwards learning; that = neighbor had
some similar work done, on time ior.5 LESS
price. he inquired the, reason therefor, and
the reply vas as follows5:s8 ea szaoz2t5tz.vas
{ You, zee / aye 70 much ,scharge on my
book, and ZONE times i loze 'em, and 10
ven I, ave goot cash customer l tsci,args .
|goot price, but ven Ifputs'it on my book /
do not like to scharge 10 ,nnch, 70 il he nev-
|sr pay no lose 20 much.' .-. +
Is ride through the country where The
.ssulemaster' resides, We read the following
Isign :-'aHo oRseoRs.L.'' -. We made il ,o,,t,
a norss ior SAL We hope Sal h.s. .gos her
horse. 4 little farther en..wasa grocery
with the following sign 'Corned Pork and
Beef and Hams and Shoulders andsa s!args
assortment Of the latast novels On arrir
irving i 3he .Tayrain,' the following aisn
hung in the sitting room No Smoking
Aloud Our escort, who is something Of :
w.g, procured cigar and commenced smor
king, Tie landlord happening . pass
through, went 70 him, and said. Young
man, Do yyou bee that sign 9 % course
do; I ~ Il the arst thiDg when ! enter,
l'ed.' j Then Why are you smoking My
dear sir, fndnot smokisg aloud. { meyer
smoke sloud. I'll leave il 70 .be conpany.' :
fThe landlord sav shsree. Was =. mistake
Issns~hers ani 'sfs amid ths lro.r.lofahs
assssnb'ase rs.ssss - 4
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e a fEH SusJEsrs ress D1se0ss,oss T1s
following subjects hare been proposed ~
Idiseussios II ths ls1nbsfs 80 the Assi1 1s'
norsnt Institutjens Fhst WiieBs 3saths