East Saginaw courier. (East Saginaw, Mich.) 1859-18??, 1863-10-21
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as follows: "In de fGst pistol ob Clo-
yer, and two hundred and ninety-iust
worse" "Iold NJ, Doctor shout
cd ono Of his hearers; "you have got
ON do wrong book; you mean the pis-
tol of Timothy, ls'posc." Thepreach-
or hcsitatod q moment with a very
profound hook, and said; "Well, /
iuust cave in dis time; though know
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This is not c vCay bad specimen OF
The yersifioation of On old joke:
The Pilgrim o'er the desert Wild
Shousi ns'er lct want eonfuuua hinl,
i'cr hc at any time can eat.
Tho sand irhieh = around him.
!, m'gh, aeon odd Tia, lac could fnI
Such pRlatiblo faro
p.d eo not know the Eoas of Hum
We're bred end mustered thore.
TnZ CoSscRIPI's SoSG. The follow
ing verso was written expressly for
the chaps that are "grafted into the
army
WY tiuiit We mourn CArfcEVtcu lilClQst
or quake nt drafts alarms
'Tis but tbs voice that Ab'rgm sends
IL mako us sh9ul or arms
Some WAC Of an opigrammatic turn
ofmind, Gays, with point, that the
difference between IN abolitionist and
robel ram lies in this that one goes
for tho Union with an j. and the 9TH
81 goes Gyat,st the Union with q Lutt
Not bad.
E&- Auut r. was trying to per-
enale little Eddy torctirc at shutdown.
You see, my dear, how the little
chickens go 10 roost az that time"
A." Yes auaty," replied Eddy, but
'ho old hens always goes with them.
Aunty tried 10 moro argument with
lin.
IA administration paper is out with
& proposition 10 double the salary Of the
President Certainly. Double For
'."y's too--and the profits Of all the
contractors.
II Is remarkable that in "tho good
I'D coloney times" they had law to
impose a fine of twenty pounds ster-
Ing on any one who refused the office
If Governor after being elected
Winthrop says in his journal" that
1!r. Edward Wiuslow got oil by i'm
portunity, having served ten years.
EE Punch thinks women took to
lqcing to show the sex how well they
would bear squeezing. We hope not.
An English writer Classics old
maids and bachelors rs solitary ma
ture men, and women who have had
nothing happening to them"
PERFECT peace is not possible even
u the deepest retirement. A wolf
viii creep into the most pastoral life.
a WEAK mind does not accumulate
force enough to hurt itself; stupidity
often saves man from going mad.
CHILDREN, before and duringa jour
ney, are all wings and no stomach; as
he butterily's stomach shrinks up
when her wings are spread.
II YOU ever saw a crow witha king
bird after him. you will get an image
# dull speaker and lively listener.
The youngest heart has the waves
of the oldest, without the sounding
lead to fathom their depths.
An Irirhman being asked whether
re did not frequently converse with a
iriend in Irish, replied; "No, indeed;
johnny often speaks to me in Irish,
but [ always answer him in English. "
"Why soY' Because, you see, l
don't want Johnny to know that un-
Gerstand Irish
Paddy's description Of q fiddle cam
rot be beat 4 1t was the shape of a
turkey and the size OF goose, he
turned it over on his belly and rubbed
IS back with stick, and och, by st.
Patrick how it did squale."
Manly resolutions and adherence to
'ic multiplication-table throughout all
Neathcrs will insure success.
The swallow should be able to eat
Ike folks; his bill is q knife and his
ali fork.
The mind, like the body, wcories
more from the want Of action than
rom excess Of it.
One needs sometimes to have an
IRON heart for fate may grasp it with
an iron hand.