The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1863-11-06


elccsheu, makes it nessary that suth-
in be did, and therefore | dctermind
TO see wat Good be effectid by pcrs-
mel interview with the President.
Iptcrdoosin myself, opened upon
him delikitly, thus:
..Linkin," sez |, ''ez a Dimocrat,
a free born dimocrat, who is prepar'I
to die with ncetnis and dispatch and
on short motifs fer the inalienablc rite
nv free speech--noin also that you
er a goriller, feendish ape, lanII
thirster after blud, speck."
"speek on SEE he.
liam q Ohio dimocrat," scz l,"whe
hez repoodiatid Valandiggum.
before or sinsc the elecshin, did
VOC repoodate him?' sez he.
"Sinse," rctortid |.
al thot so" sed he. Il would hev
dun it too, he'd | bin you," contin-
nerd he with a goriller-like grin.
1--WE air now in favor NV a wigger-
us persecushen Nv the war, and we
want you to so alter yoor polisy that
we kin act with 700, corjelly,' sez l.
"Say on" sez he.
II will. We don't want 700 to
change yoor polisy, materially. We
air modrit. Anxshus to support 700
we ask 700 to adopt the follerin tri-
flin and unimportant changis:
Restoar to us our habis corpusses,
rs good ez new.
Arrest no moar men, wimmin and
children, fer opinyun's saill.
.Repele the ojus confisticashen bill,
witch irrytaits the Suthern mind and
fires the Suthern hart.
Do away with drafts and conskrip-
;shens.
Revoak the Emansipashen procla
mashen, and Civ bonds that you II
never ishoo mother.
Do away with tresury noats and
sich, and pay nuthin but gold.
Protect our dawters frum niger
eqwality.
Disarm yoor nigger soGers, and
send back the niggers to ther owners
to consulate EN-.
Offer To asssoom the war indicted
mis- NV the South, and plej the Guver-
ment to rcmooneratc our Suthrin
brethren fer the losses they hey sus-
taned in this onnatral war
Call convenshen Nv Suthern men
and sech gileless Northern men ez f,
Peerce, j. Bookannun, FernandoHgh
Wood, ,Sabin Huff and myself, TO agree
upon the terms nv re- union.
lis that all, y sez the gorillcr
"No," sez promptly. az gar
antee NV good faith to us, we shcl in,
sist that the best haf NV the oriliscs
be giyn to Dimocrats who repoodiato
Valandiggum. Do this, Linkin and
700 thro lard ile on the trubblcd wa
tcrs. Do this and 700 rally to yool
support thowsends NV noble Dino
Gratis, who went out nv offs with Boo
kannon, and hev bin gittin thcr whis
ky on tick ever sinse. We hev maid
sakritises. We hev repoodiatid Val,
andiggum---we care not eff he rots ii
Canady--we are willin to iine the
war party reservin to ourselvs tho
poor privilidg NV dictatin how and on
wat prinsipples it shell be carrid on
Linkin ! Goriller Ape! hev dun
The President replide that he wood
Civ the matter serious considerashen.
He wood menshen the ice Nv resiniu
TO Seward, Chais and Blair, and wood
iaddres o serkuler to the Postmasters
ct settry, and see how mennv NV EN-
wood be willin TO resine TO akommo,
siait Dimokrats. He he'd no dout sew.
raj wood do it to-wunst. ''ls thel
any littel thing / kin do fer you?'
sez he.
"Nothin pertikier. wood accept
small Post orifs, if sitooatid with
in ezy range NV distilry, My polit
ikle daze is well-nigh over Let mC
but see the old party wunst moar in
the assendency--let these old ize onct
moar behold the Constooshn ez it is
the Union ez it wuz, and the Niggcl
ware he ought 2 be, and l will RAJ
the mantel NV privit life arownd me
and go in2 delirum tremens happy
/ hev no ambishen. j am in the seal
and yaller leef. These Within lox
them sunken cheak warn me that age
and whisky hev dun ther perfech
work, and that shell soon go hents'
Linkin, scorn not my words. ! heI
sed. Adoo.
So sayin l wavd my hand impress
sivly and walkd away
Waitin and watchin,