Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1863-02-07
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Int inuscieS winch close tie hand are
more powerful than those that open it.
If we still love those we lose, we cannot
altogether lose those we love.
What do the sailors do with the knots
the ship makes in day?
A pretty female artist can draw the
men equally with brush or blush.
"Look out for paint the girl said when
fellow went to kiss her
Don't fret on account Of your bankrupt
cy. Your creditors will do it for you
The night cap would be the cap of lib.
erty if it were not for curtain lectures.
The young lazy who took the gentle.
mans fancy has returned it with thanks.
Prize fighters are unreliable workmen,
being always on strike.
Flattery is often a traffic of mutual
meanuess, where, although both parties
intend deception, neither is deceived.
True glory takes root and even spreads
all false pretence, like flowers, fall to the
ground nor can any counterfeit last long.
Caught in her own net,' as the man
said when he saw one of the fair sex
hitched in her crinoline.
He must be a person Of very insignif
cant standing, who is always standing
upon his dignity.
A farmer likes cold weather at the pro-
per season. but an ear y frost in Autumn
goes against his grain.
If you constantly keep witty dependents
as your companions, you will always have
your wits about yoL.
Doctors should dearly love our dear
mother earth, for she kindly hides their
evil work.
Matchless misery" has been defined to
be, having a C gar and nothing to l,sLt
it with.
A service rendered in time, was it ever
SO little, can cause great offence to be
forgotten.
A smile may be bright when the heart
is sad. The rainbow may be beautiful in
the air, while beneath is the moaning of
the sea.
What is the difference between s.abbing
a man and killing hog? One is assault.
ing with intent to kill, and the other u
killing with intent to salt. .
Are you not afraid your wife will get
married again when you die ?" IL hope
she may, as there will be one man in the
world who will know ho,c to pity me-
"A person fond of the marvellous told
an improbable story, adding as was his
wont, Did you ever hear of that before p
No, sir, said the other; pray did you?,
A country paper, in putting a soap, says
1t is the best ever used for cleaning
dirty mans face. We have tried it and
therefore we know
What do YOU propose to take for your
cold - said 4 lady to a sneezing gentle.
man. "Oh, I'll sell it very cheap; |
Won't hicgle about the price at all
a boozy fellow was observed the other
day driving pig, holding on to his tail,
and when asked what he was doing, re-
piled that he was studying ge.hography,
1t is difficult, if not impossible. for men
to love and be wise; even the heather
gods, when they were in love, made fools
of themselves
Some one has beautifully said "The
water that flows from spring does not
CONCEAL in the winter, and those sen.
timents Of friendship which flow from the
heart cannot be frozen in diversity.
"My son, would you suppose that the
Lords prayer could be engraved in a space
no larger than a half dime? p "Well,
father, if half dime is as large in every.
body's eye as it is in yours, think there
would be no difficulty in putting it in abcu.
four times
Mr.. Burleigh of the Iankton Sioux
Agency has discovered through Indian
spies, that there are five camps of hostile
Siouxs on the Upper Missouri, who are
planning another raid on the Northwestern
frontier, Some of the cousp:rators have
recently visited the British possessions for
arms, where they attended council held
by a white man, who told them that his
people were at war with the United States,
and encouraged them to exterminate the
whites, and that he had himself planned
an expedition. We have before published
facts going to fix the responsibility of the
late outbreak on the Southern traitors.
and this statement makes the evidence Of
their completely the stronger. The Sioux
are already suffering the penalty of their
treachery. A bill taking away their an'
nuties and giving them to the sufferers
from their malice, passed the House OF
Representatives with only seventeen votes
in the negative Chicago Tribune.
A GREAT INVENTION FOR THE LAp!Es-
A nam ,aminu n, chin.a ha, hon,, ,pr,.a,l