Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1863-12-12
FACTS AND FANCIES.
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+ Nett Proft.-A fishermans.
+ Fullo Fancies. Wall street."
Wanted-the probate Of an 'iron>will"
Physic Sambo isn't partial to- A black
| draft.
! =, Why is the letter G like war Because
it makes hosts ghosts
Wanted, the shroul of the man who
was found buried in reverie.
A poor was to recommend snuff To
it is an article not to be sneezed at.
Why was Eve Profane? Because she
loved Adam.
f.. To renovate an old bat, take it to an
evening party.
The New Cure for rebellion. A black
draft.
Why is the letter c lice rebel victory.
Because it make as Gus
Rents arc enormous, as the poor fellow
said when be looked at his coat.
Some men ought to have very clear
conscience-if sirainin2 would do it.
Redoubtable Place. Chattanooga is
said to be defended by at least 50 redoub:s
If man only has "duck" Of wife,
he is sure to get along srimmingW
Why are Bees like Apothecaries Be.
|, cause they always keep hive syrup.
Why should goblns be regarded with
horror when they are all so spritely?
"Patrick, where's Bridget?' "Indade,
ma'am. she's fast asleep looking at the
bread baking
The late opening Of the Mississippi
like that Of basket Of champagne, was
accompanied with loud pops.
Many an aristocratic lady, when she
shows herself in society, comes very near
being bg-bus bare.
When we thrash the rebels by cavalry
dashes, they may be said to be horse.
whipped.
The people along the Tennessee river.
when they saw the Union hag, exclaimed
my stars!'
What is the difference between the sun
and a lady's shoemaker? One is solar
light and the othsr a light so!er.
Information for Cooks. The incest
meat for curry is young puppy. Reason
why-it is a title curry to begin with.
Nicer Stock than Chase's Five .Twen-
ties, The five and'twenties of Beauty's
treasury.
Grammarans give it as reason why
blow leaves blue mark, that blow, in
the past tense, is blow.
Beef~teaks are very good things, but
undo .btedly they sometimes need to be
hauled over the Goals.
Pennsylvania, when she welcomed the
rebels to CORY bed, provided Couch
and Curtin for their accommodation.
Why was Curran, the Irish orator. like
a bar keeper? Because he was Philpot
Curran.
II = pretty girl wishes to shed new
light on any young mans path, all she
to do is to take shine to him
Why is love like the Southern Rebel
lion? Because it results from Sectional
feelings.
The Diseases of Gold Sometimes gold
experiences a "slow Decline and i: il
brought very low by a "rapid consump'
ton
All our sharpshootefs can hit bulls
eve, but in case Of war with England. we
must have marksmen who can hit John
Bulls eye.
When the rebels asked Uncle Sam to
let them a lone, he wouldn't do it; but
when they asked John Ball to let them
a loan, he fooish'y complied.
A western paper annoyed by the para
phrase of "American citzens Of African
descent" offers "unbleached Americans
as shorter aud more expressive term.
What is the difference between an hos
p,tal and lunatic asylum One is under
sanitary and the other under insani,ary
regulations.
The correspondent who wishes TO know
when the game of checkers was first in.
troduced, is hereby informed that checkers
have always been Plaid.
Some historians state that Charles I.
always wore a full suit Of black velvet.
but it is quite certain that his last cravat
was cor,ls dn. Roy. 49,.
Had the patriarch Abraham amy trass.
action with the Cehs? OF course he had
didn't he buy buryi"g ground Of one
McPelah.
Extraordinary Phenomenon Whatever
Arctic voyagers may say to the contrary.
it il quite certain that the Poles are ia
hot water. a5#e.-.,. II - r..3
The advantage Of being Private Sol
der. Privates are never flogged, but if
you ges TO be a lieutenant or a captain,
you are sure to have stripes oper the
shoulders $780,