The Ohio Democrat. [volume] (Canal Dover, Ohio) 1840-1900, 1863-11-06

A Boor.JAcK, like sore finger, has to be heal
TnosE are the best instructors whose lives
speak for them.
t'WELL, am glad to get home" is the result
Of all travelling.
ALADY was dreadfully affronted because a
gentleman accosted her as an OLD friend.
HE that cannot forgive others, breaks the
bridge over which he must pass himself.
MEN are never SO likely to discuss question
rightly as when they discuss it freely.
You may always know that young lady
has been at boarding-shool by her lack of edu-
cation.
A YEAR of pleasure passes ike q floating
breeze, but moment of misfortune seems an
age Of pain.
AN Irish paper says that among those NOR
tally wounded ut Waterloo, was Neddy 0Con-
nell, AFTERWARDS Mayor of Dublin.
A LAWYER asked Dutchmah in court what
ear-marks certain pig had that was in dispute.
''Vell, he has no ear-marks, except q very short
TAIL" was the reply.
..'SoNNY, can go through this gate to the
river" politely inquired fashionably dressed
lady, "Pr'aps so; a load of hay went through
this morning" was the horrid reply.
A AporNTED discussion is now going on among
che Campbellites as to "wbether the Bible
should be revised or let alone?" We think it
is sufficiently ''let alone" now.
lTHE following sign on Western Row, Gin.
cinnati, bears the impress of originality:
"Kaiks Krackers Handles Konpheckshuna-
ries, Hoalsail & Retale, by Ebenezer Allcott. "
,ARTEMus WARD says that, if it becomes ne
cessary, in order to further prosecute this war,
heis willing to shed the last drop of blood
running in the veins Of all his able-bodied re-
lations. !st- az. 40 *. r,s -. ......-.. .
.WHAT power there is in innocence whose
very helplessness is its safeguard-in whose
presence even Passion himself stands abashed,
and is vorshipper at the very altar he came to
e-seSspf't'i b.. 4Yvg- '..Hr .t .i ..' .... ...
AN )Irishman, who had just landed, said;
tsThe first bit of mate ever ate in this coun-
thry'was roasted dpotaty--b'iled yesterday
Andif yea; don't behave, i can show it to yea
forI haSeit in my pocket" t.a
AN urchin at Sabbath School was asked what
our Savior said when be found Judas lad be-
trayed him. n The little tad scratched his head
q moment or two, and replied, "Eternal Vigi-
lance is the Price of Liberty' The teacher
melted a--t> ,-as.f.
'Jusr before going to btd, eat two pigs and
afried pie. In less than an hour you will see
snake larger than a hawser, devouring eight
blue haired children, who have just escaped
from monster with sOrrel eyes and o red-hot
oyercoat.a ahis S"i
"WHAT do you mean, you rascal?" exclaim-
ed an infuriated individual to an impudent
youth who had seized him by the nose. "Oh,
nothing. only am going to seek my fortune,
andsfathcr told me to be sure to seize hold Of
the first thing that TURNED UP!"
"a COUNTRY girl, coming from the field, was
told by her cousin that she "looked fresh as
. daisy kissed by dew. ."---"Well," said she
sit wasn't anybody by that name; but it was
Harry Jones that kissed me. told him that
every one in the village would find it out"
IAN Eastern editor says that man got him,
self into trouble by marrying two wives. A
Western editorreplies by assuring his cotempo.
T9ry that n good many men in that section
have done the same thing by marrying one.
Northern editor retorts that quite q number Of
his acquaintances fo1nd trouble enough by
merely PsroonHi'lag e. merry without going any