The Ashland union. [volume] (Ashland, Ashland County, Ohio) 1854-1868, 1863-02-11
1--we YANREE IN LONDON.

1--we T1NKEE IN LoNDoN.
iise Tankec from the Green Mountains
of Fermonts visited. the city Of London
While passing through one oftkc principal
thoroughfarcs of trade and travel, his atten
tioa was zudlerly srressed BIZ. some Beautiful
specimens OF writing paper, exposed for sale
at 4 shoa window Seeing the proprietor of
the estatIishmcut standing 10 The door, the
YANKEES eiyill5 inquired of him ~Fhat he did
- with them nico bits Of paper"
I'VE keep them to tie up 9epe seed in"
saidthcs cock ney, ~snappishly.
psOh. yotdu, du so = said jonathan, whiis
nc looked as Though he were iuventing a
trick With which be Intended TO pay of the
impairment cockpcy in his cwn; coin. Psssieg
down the street a few steps, our indignant
aTankees saw another merchant, who was not
only an ,Euglishman, but a gentleman aiso
21sl say mister, can IN tel me what that
6EfeIlcr dug for a lirins what keeps them ere
nice titso paper at the windevf"s a.
aYes sir ho is a small dealer in paper, and
a sort of a scribe he writes letters for those
persons Who desire his assis 'anee."
81 reckoE he is 4 very small dealer, and
that be is apllariscc rs well as q scribe. Do
you think he'd write a letter for mo if I ray
him for It 2
4Certaialy he viii, and jump at the ohance'
The Yankee thrust his hands, (I might al
- ~ 4AAo- ~ 40 EONhVtc 5Oil1OSJ up u
his elbows for he felt Tic sting in the wasp
ssh words uttered by the paper dealer and
went back to the shop wbcro he had been so
rudoly treated.
% say, mister, they say as how you sell pa
per and write letters tor folks what cant write.
What viii you take to write a lo,,cr 10 my
siator Sally Z.
al shall charge you Eve sbtlngss', replied
the Englishmsn, softening his tone as that
government does since it has heard of our
great victories. ssSsa 80
sWill 70 write jest..what I tell Sc, and spell
the words right, as MO do in VermOnt !" in.
auiredatho Yankee.
sTo be sure I will. I understand my busi-
Ines perfectly" &
HsiII don. care if ys du; I guess Jon
Der sister sally Hsv 81 so.,ha. part
gYes
tRiycd 10 london last Hcok:s9Hev 70 go.
aeasfhat down ana tpclt right fe
ssThoughs IA 90 inro the seunGy an. take
q ride. Got that down right
4es-g 90 on don,tsdetnin mo so. I"
stThats my business amt. mot yourn. Wal,
the old marc banked. Baulked is a hard
word you can spetl tbstlked 80 that Saliyli
know what it means :"
4 Ito be sure Z can.9s
Wal, 7 don't care If you da She -touldn't
Co. and 80 licked her, and licked hefrand
licked her, and-9
DWELL, go on"
g licked her, and licked her, AID lick
ed hef- e. A1A -
@Awhat is the use in saying it over 50 many
6atin8es?1 -
aNone Of your bnsiness. I pay you Eve
shilliuSsAa1d licked her, and licked her, and
licked her, and licked her and licked iher, and
lick
eThis paeeis full, of anddiokedH,er
+sTutnsover then and licked Fer, and lick
ed her, and licked her, snd ie4ea shcr, and
licked her. She wouldn't go then so / got
out and kicked her, ard kicked her, and kick
ed her, and kieked her, and kicked her, and
kicked her, and Kicked her, and Kicked her,
-an1 kicScl her, aTt kicked her, anil kicked
her, and kicked her, aud kickedshcr, aad kick
cd her, and Kicked her, and clicked Eer, and
aYou aro4noE Intending to say that as nanyl
times as Jon said licked her p
"None or yer business. I pay Tou five.
sb,llings you know kicked her, and.kicked
her, and Kicked her, and kiuketehes; and'&ick-
cd her. and kicked her, and kicscdi her, and
kicked her. She wouldn't GO IT en- so /
.hafpeaed the end of mr. whip handle and 1
pricked her, and pricked her, end priektd her,
and pricked her, and prIekea.hcf, and pricked
her, and pricked her, and Prickcde her, and
pricksd her"
81 don't sec any sense in all this"
Never mlnd5f9 pay you Tor what you DO.
I licked her, anaskicke ed her, and pricked her.
aad pricked. lfsr; and kicked her, and licked
shef, and kicked her, and licked her. She
woa.dn't go stsen. SO 1 got in and told her
- fhercfe Yankee made a chirrupping
noise wislsdis lips and tongue, which bids de-
fance t. orrhegraphy.)
"a -cannot spell that" said the Bn2lishman.
80, yc can't spell that, haz Wal, then ye
ncedn't write any moro for me, if ye can't
spell that
"Sced not write any more" said the cock
ney with a look of a. tonishmcnt.
mo more" said the yankee perfectly com
posed.
sNot a word to close witk Z"
"Nary . word"
sYoa win s.5 me for what I have already
written
aaka red. You didn't write all told
yeu TIA"
well sir, what am to do with all this
paper that I have spoiled 2"
Keep IL to tie np-gaps seeds i~e'
~ A fellow named Chimes, a deserser
from q Massachusetts regiment, was given a
peculiar reception at Stoneham, in that State,
on Saturday last The populaee, not liking
his desertien, shaved his whiskers from one
sids of his face, mounted him on q rail, and
n that elegant eqpipagc, preceded by a brace