The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1863-06-26
wise and Otherwise.

hcfs an Muuamoiscllc, L am eighty
four years old, and have committed s-
many foolcrics." "Quite u trhc," said
the actrcss;"l am only forty, aud have
committed a thousand"
Some poet says the wind kisses the
wave. That, we suppose, is the cclcbra.
ted kiss Tor a blow," about which we
huv heard 50 much.
The young man who oskcd the daugh.
ter's hand and got the fathers foot, had
the consolation Of knowing that his
wOOing was not boOtlcss,
"Ah," said tcachcr--"ah, Caroline
Jones. what lo yuu think you would have
been without your father ard mother 7"
81 suppose, num-, SAID Caroline, who
was very much struck with the soft up-
peal, 81 suppose, mum, US ] should ha'
been horphan."
On hearing clergy man remark, "the
world is luil Of change" Mrs. Parting
ton said she could hardly bring her mind
to believe it, so little found its way to her
pocket
Ojcn a. fashionable balls we have sc,n
a gojd many goats, aud pair Of kiGs to
every goat.
"A young gentlemen having made some
progress IN acquiring u knowledge of
italian, addressed few words to an or
gan-grindcr in his purcst accent, but wa
nstcnishcd at receiving the following re-
sponse, no speak lnglish."
al am like Balaum," said q dandy, on
meeting pretty girl in passage, " stop
ped by un angel" "And um like the
angel" said she, " stopped by an ass"
"Anything to please the child" us the
nurse said when she let the baby crawl
out OF the nursery window.
We've only met to Divide" US the
guillotinc said to the criminal.
Tumkins considers that bricntss ba..
ristcr ought never to be blamed, for It is
decidedly wrong 10 abuse u mah without
u Cause"
II man uses n cork.scrcw too often
at sitting, his movements are as likely to
ge, as crooked us the instrument.
Honesty" snys Archbishop Whatciy,
" is the best policy but te who acts up
on this principle is not an honest man."
"I am ,urpriscd w;rc n, vorr irro.
rnnce. Have v,u ncvcr sec, onr he"Ls
n, nll ln--" O5. vcs IN nnmhnr oc .a
scs"
II IL said. Tint. with , y,rLoo o,or,
div Ia n dny or :, recLnnino +" WY
| The loud tonea In which ammo noonla
appeal to reason simply that reason is n
great distance from them.
The worst and most uncomfortable or ,II
our lis nre the imnginnrv ones
IT Ia no, exnc,lv cnrroc, ,o s,r,oso
,hnt gcnuinc vii IL tormcd " n,,ic snl,H
because the most gifted authors usuniiv
reside in ntiics nnd have nn o,hcr LinJ Gc
salt to nut ON their potatocs
,,,
cmrl y, xcInimnd nm ir,;,ntoJ ;,d,o -,
count-y nssizc. "Is /, mn, mnns,r,ns
thnt von win not Leco silnrcat rhis
very mornipg we bnvc dec,ded n doznn
cusgs. pnd not hard ono n, ,nrm y,
Az old I,tv w,s ,,n,, I.,u
drrn nbon, s1,,a ,rnnlI,in Se',i.,'J -,
Tho coursn nf which Tho ch;or rorha.
was beh,ndnd I" I, UNA nnc ,,r,n, ,hir,,
or n hcnd ,o ho s,rc >, sa,d ,La na'J s iaJ,ts
" but !, wns n snd loss IN HIM -
Capt. Nathaniel w. Massey, of the
Dr'lisn "rmy, VINO eloped from Toronto,
m"hada, with the dashing heiress, Miss
LAVISH was arrested on the 10th inst, at
hVoh' III New York aud lodged in the
Genesre jail. She begged hard to be al
lowed to 50 with him. but in spite of her
lamentations policeman lroned him and
tore nun from her'
IT was a solemn funny joke, that Of the
bon ripdnt Who said there were only two
occasions when gentleman could drink
brandy without sacrifice of dignity and
self'rrsptct, namely, "when he has had
salt fish for dinner. and iohen he hasn't -
When we rcflect Tim, lemon. ,ro cs.
so,tialto cold nunch. n, Il ,h,t lomo,s in
Charleston. Sol,h Cnrolinn' cos, n doII.r
nnd a half a niece. The melnncLoIIv do.
nrivaiion of the rebeIs beco,ncs nnnsrcp,
THE bcst-dressed and bcs,-lookipp
lcnuestrinn 10 be seen nmono the tbous,
ands who frc auent a certnin fashionable
drive, is a well known professional nam.
hler A lndv who Ind noticed md nd.
mircd tho handsome gnmcster (and uho
like ali sensible women. took il for gran.
led ,hn, every resnec,nble Amoric.s In.
n trade mr. nrofession or some sor,N 10
onired whot thc gentIcman,s occnnn,inn
might bog "O.5 said OuiIn, :. hn IL nm
extensive dea,cr ~ Pasle'ooGrG Lu-
cra'Ne 5r'ue i"qui,ea tle lauy' wlth
Ienu"'a ', i.telost' Nhy, yes' "a