The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1863-09-17
VA RIETY.

81 like your impudence,'' O pretty girl said
when her lover kissed her
Takrrs will refrain from evil -peaking when lis
teners refrain from evil hearing.
II you have hankering after rebellion take a
wife, then attend a concert with a handsome
female friend.
g What you doing'" said "a firher his son,
who rnkering old watch. =. Improving
my time, ~ was the witty rejpinder
What is the difference beiween s.abbng a man and
killing hog' One is ns~aultinz .sith intent kill
aud the other n killing with intenri TO salt
captain Of vessel loading c,,als. went into a
merchants counting house, AMI youested the loan
OF "A rake. The merchant looking toward his clerk.
repied-"l have number OF slem, but I
believe wish to be haulei over rhe goals
Justice better verse,i in law Tx n gospel married
couple in this way - Hold up your hands. You
soietnEly swear that yOu will fti sfuIly perform the
duties of your office, jpnry and orally, according
TO your best skill and Judgment, 2, help you GDd;
that ; all-iee one dollar
Spurgeou sometimes comes out th n good thing
'Brethren- said be- - God had r;erred The ark TO n
cDmu'iItee on naval affairs, it 3 my opinion it
wouldn't have been built yet.''
Wonderful things done nowadays" said Mr.
TimWins. "a The doctor has given Flacl's boy new
lip from his cheek -
''Ah." said the lady, " many's the time have
known pair takea from nline ami no very painful
operation, either"
\ New Jersey paper tells a story of n well known
YORK. While on jury, they had retired
to their room 10 deliberate, he would button his
coat and - turn in on bench, eIGlaming d" GEN
temen, I'm for bringing in verdict for plaintiff,
{or defendant, he had settled his mind,) and
all creation can't move me Therefore soon as
you have ali agreed with me, wake up, and we'l
go in
PHYSICAL NECESSITY OF THE SABBATH The un
varying advance of time IS broken into days aud
weeks, and we feel most decided end n Saturday
night and we make a new start ON Monday morning.
Ii must be dreadful tor man TO work straight on,
Sunday and all other days. Ii is impossible that any
could do long. The who refuses to
observe weekly day Of will knock his head
against the whole system of things. the detrmeni
OF his heart
The subject of first sight was being talked over Mt
table, when the lady who presided said she
always formed idea of person first sight; and
that idea, she found generally "a correct one.
- Mama said her youngest sou, in shrill voice
that attracted the attention of all persons e WE'LL
uy dear said the fond mother, what do you
want:' - want to know said rhe young America
e what you thought tcten you FIRST ?'
john Br.ugham's '' Tread light, for my heart is
pnjer your feet, love- is than equallrd by q
lover who thus goes skating his lady's heart
Her 5 4 frUzen lake.
On whose coId hrnk I stand
oh. uCkie spirits skate
And lead thou. Iovng saint. the way
To where the ice IS thin.
That it may break beneath my feet
And let lo.cT in
NaxIMs FOR HusBAxD- Resolve in the morning
60 he parIenf and cheerful during the day. Laugh
heartily finding all the buttons OF your shirt-as
usual Say. merrily, % Boys will be boys when
you discover that the children have emppd the con
of the jng into your boot On ga>hing
your chin with razor, remember that eauty is hut
skin deep; and in order divert yOlr thong from
the pain, recite speech from Haalet. indulge in
one Of the harmOnIes OF our native land. Ii break
fast Is ready for you. chuckle and grin pleasantly
at the msnals; remembering that merry heart il
continual feast and depart To your daily business.
imagining yourself sufferer from indigestion.
PORTRAIT UNDER DIFFICULTIES The last thing
which stirred in my world in my workshop
IN the studio builing-wa- "A German Of the carpen
ter persuasion. AT least he mad side pocket. and
folding foot rule with shaving on the lett curl
4" Bees you a poor trait bainrer,' he incurred
So Truly I an - replied. '' want YOU 70 baint
de likeness to my tIder - With pleasure Yas
see nvw dat Is not possible He lies geburiei in
the puryiug crount in Stuttgard in Shermany
well, have you photograph of him." Nichts
photograb" ..Or a bust - =. Meats pust - ..Or
4 drssing;' NIGHTS trawing" '.Or an engrav-
iug''' NIGHTS craving Well, them what have
You gor''' IL got dis dings.'' Saying this, he
oruughi forth small book. greatly worn, which he
slowly opened. and unuldei from il broad leaf.
@i"rued With German embIems and craggei pot hook
Inscriptions. which looked like lager beer signs.
hhat - that - % Dis is mein aier's passport.
Look ant read Pine eyes. proun hair. round kim.
pig mouf-und all dat, fort. He hafe a good deal >.
OF e1OressiOn like mein' (Where this latter could
nave been could not imaginel :. Yas-ini he |
!; "' eo"ee, supPOse' Ou
MS chin - 80 No Ii a plue gn.e ON his pack
lie hafe peard like men, uud look like mein Put |
meIrSsder was a more older dan me .sAh !
loieet - - Tas-baInt him nit n nine on 4 rahIe
and init girl on his hands, What - Yas- |
mem eetie daughter I prings her here to be color /
ei- IL was bold thing TO do; hur on this small !
capital went work and succeeded AT least
S"coous AIrchelheimer said so, and he ought 10 |
Auo"' 'Or he was first fellow, and sent me-
yer ana above the price agreed upon, dozen bot
S VI hudesheImer. a suspicion seemed ndeei
haunt bis mind that the portrait resemb,ed himself
~ lco more than it did the late Herr KrcheIheimer,
pr-out ne speedily found comfort in the following
sS S.i'n - Ven | kits To be older il will do
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