The Morgantown monitor. [volume] (Morgantown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1863-1864, 1863-06-20
a RICH PR0DUCT:OS.

We are indebted to the Cincinnati
Enquirer for hearty laugh over the
following lucubration:
Mormonism is still in practical op-
Grafton amongst us. \ few days
since, tail, raw boncd Saint, with
complexion very strongly resembling
that OF boiled tripe, arrived here
from Pittsburg, with a couple Of
wives but lccuiug his flock too
small to start Salt I.akeward with,
held forth as follows to an adm!rlng
audience, at a house over the canal.
with view to the completeness Of
his domestic felicity. His text was:
Men is skecrcc and wccn,cn is plenty"
"Brethren and Sistern-pertickler
the Sistern:-I want to say a few
words to you about Normonism-not
for my own sake, but for yourn, for
men IS sI,eercc ard lree1Ren IS plenty.
"Mormouism is built on that high
old principle, which ses that it ala t
soou Io' " ''"" W NC s''ons' 'sIl' @
Therefore, If u man feels good with
niue co1'p'"Ei Gov oG"' o ". ~
sight better.
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a, t, Sne roo ,''"' OF MS SI'G-'o,'e'
why exactly is sue YOU, "'o p''N-
els now-a-uaSS u 'vos! yi'''''5 .
TOOK advantage o. "''' Wien III vas
asleep.
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than man, so Is n7n more 'orSiEeH'F
than woman; therefore, ! won say
anything aooHS the S'"@-"onT or
small cnange, out invite 20" al 10
Jlne my tram Tor n Dis sheCeFo
out on, way and rare SGmP("o'S'E
every Gay on purple an" l'ue I'Te"'
-, " men tlrst 'I"Tc0 1n '"o S''0, 6
OF the "rea' ,oai' l1"'>P' l WIS" -,
IN "eemen' 'au OUT Que Po'' Gnu
zoe, but men IS S@ee,ce "r', 'Ts'"'e" Is
plenty, and like a Keeri@I STTpe:" |
begin to increase my mock. " een'th
heard OF u.s. an" onr ioF'a Ways ',;s
anu 'hey kePE a HouI'" III. r! ,'ef
came ,r from Ime ooa $40, ",'T I,n r-">'
anu Nes', 'nes GONE ''S'' i-","i'S
ana iN'Snes' anu d 'G" % 'W !f'''
A1rlkay' al" l'o'' Gs'a '"J iA!Ser"-
ole owner e, 0, one 'IH !o:' oeS e
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