The weekly pioneer and Democrat., 1863-12-11

, Then there's Uncle Gid, whose cast II FTsw
OF face inspires each artists hOdd1es
When this cruel war is past
Next Il Usher, like & bat, y y II.
ee q Who aid to either winner offere--s salsasa
NsEs RgSsn Ssas n0g a0S ss sst 6e doubtful noyer,
Oh, my Usher hard to catch,
AS sinewy slippery as q. boa
While Gid, through Mrs. Cora Batch,
l Is taught by Heavens own Admiral, Noah!
Salmon hath a paper MILL HFi9i Na}i
WI Which night and day pursues its journey yq
Soon with the 'greenbacks" he will I'LL
'e The land from Maine to Californy. N.g3
Oh, The vanished days OF gold! llsuai Il at 81
The vanished hslcyon days of specie!
Bulion's dead, aud coin has fled W
-Ae On paper wingets to Hel--7-yetia 4
On, my Chase, my Salmon dear, .5s
My greeny g'eamlng, &c Gorgeous as Salmon
t A tide that hasn't got adam on! eaf go.
Grand and grim is Salmon's face yla utsso
. While on financial themes he ponders;g e-, #
Clear his eye, hi b. airing high
- As in his greenback dreams ne wanders. -!
oh could he but give us back ~ sf..,, ~ Il eIt (
The days ere paper did affiight us
/. Never saOald our Salmon lack 8as 2slii.'t4s +
sNt Aquariai lodgings IN the White House ,q.sff .
j. On my Chase, my Salmon dear,
~ he country well may mourn in sables I
4. Bulion's dead and coin has fed eo 5sl4 {
Our cash cons StS OF clarct labels I. 49,,
TTIs,:Iis ErTFcrs or '''FenE COMPLEMENTARY Ex g.
-Da 9isW .Yii ioaA1yoN OF MIR oLAIK b hsiQuSy0
fhe, sudden dropping into the room Of one Of
Gimore's Greek fire three -htlnhred Founders cocl-
not have produced greater CONSERVATION than the
eraI Intellectual rAstons to Stop his blunderpg end,
wlio--sub imely uncon- clio s of any impropriety-
keptor sinsing swiha force which recalled the his
tor.cal roaring of the thousand bulls of Bashan.
Every one feltias if wet blanket of douche tath
had been. suddenly applied down his s!.iue--Nr
a
heating time with his flngers the elbow oi his
arm chair to the unfortunate melody. IN The con-
epsion OF the song de!d silence followed lercier
peared deeply hurt having apparently expected the
same applause he had often received for he same
performance in less eievat la'itudes. It was only
when he saw General M. agher with the create er I9rt
of his handkerchief stuffed down his throat, aid
private OReily, his face white with rage, shaking
his fist at bin in highly belligerent manner that
Mr. Clark began to suspect tn i he had been COM
mitting faux pas putin his tut into In his
own vernacu ar. -|~ -i!fati - t -'f s9t-.3j3
II have to apologize for my misfortune. fiiend,'
said private Miles. stamrneIing very badly It's
little thougltNhe hind Of song the di il WOrld put
1t into his head to sing when l him" i-Hs
oh, all righS'' SAID the President, reassnringly
"We asked youto tell wilt The pc pie thought of
us; and yor friend, Clark ha only been doing it
with Vengeance. ,r-.e ..e.f trr ,. .
sE LISooLS INr RI aT:s
>, Mr. Lincoln said a. 20 his beu- candidate for
eiection that reminded him OF what old Jesse Du-
oi' oiiC Sstu " az ltiIeIait teilcner Jesse, as
State Auditor of I'll no 5 had ch rye of the State
house at Sprin field The preacher asked the use of
1t for lecture son what subject asked Jesse
'' the ii erita seeand coming of our Savior" an
swered the long faced man. o, bosh reorted
Unle Jesse, testify ~ guess if our Savior had ever
been to springfield and had got away with
MS life he'd be 100 eTeslasting smart to think of
com ng here az lin :" Z his was very much his case
about the succession As he saw they We're all but
toning up to go away he would not seek to detain
them-moie especially as Louis Burgdort h been
making secret signs o him through the half open
door for the last hour, that rs Lincoln and the
children would have cola turkey ior their Thanks
giving dinner ii he didn't cross to the Of her side
matte corps aud members OF his abnetl General
Meagher yOu, private, ORcily and Father Murphy
will dine with me- O'Rely's suggestion abont the
double stars shall not b forgott.
SO ended this deeply Interesting interview and SO
also endeth this epistie. e,.,