The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1863-09-10
ARIETY.

Much Cry and little wool-A baby.
Many people drop at distress who would do
better TO drop sixpence.
What makes a fish that's no, spoilirg like one that
iss asked x the other day. a. Tant,'' mildly con-
tradicted Y.
farmer, when fagellating two Of his eldest boys
was asked what he was doing. :" 1hrashing wild
oats" was his reply
Artemus Ward believes Z" IL the Copperheads
would behave themselves and drink too much
whisky, they would be good Union the
rebels" Just about
Ii may sound like q paradox, yet The breaking of
both wings of au army is pretty sure way to make
fifty.
When We record angry feelings. let it be Oh
the snow, that the first beam Of sunshine may obliter
ate them forever.
y young fellow offered to bet the teacher of
young ladies' grammar school. who VAS boasting of
the proficiency OF her pupils. that not one of them
would - decline husband.
precious youth being askei in his geography
what they raised in South Carolina replied thew
used to raise uiggers and cotton, but now they are
raising the devil"
There Is a town IN Arkansas contrasting but six in-
habitants. viz crippled negro. n jsckass euack
doctor. a burzard. pole cat, and alligator.
There was population OF unit; the postmaster
absquatusted
Said n would be agreeable. taking sis seat between
Madame de .tael aDd the refining beauty of the
day - How happy am to be thus stated between n
Stael, " and without possessing either.''
'' Father said graceless youth, whose gov
ernor'' had good naoit of asking a blessing at meal
time and bad one of breaking out in imPrecatiOns
at other times, - wish you would stop praying ST
swearing-I don't clre which,
mo pains will be spared.' as the 9uack said
when saving of poor fellows leg him of
the rheumatism.
Two SroRIEs.-A gentleman in Chad been
relating his little for the first tme the bible
Of Inr,ah Af ,.tn ETrtla Call H.,
knowing smile, began
Papa, yesterday, as was going down the street.
saw . COW on the top Of the medical college
Why, my son. ;" exclaimed the fsther - how eau
you tell me such rhiug!''
'' Humph-i guess it's true ss YOUR story 80
vas the cool reply.
LITTLE THIxss-Springs are littls things bur they
are the of large 5, helm is q little
thing, but mark how evenly ii gufes the course OF
the largest ship that hoated :pon the waters
pegs and nails are little things. Glt they hold to-
geher the largest buildings this! memento sent 10
Us by friend Is little thing. anu cost perhaps but
little Of this worlds wealth, for is of the simplest
kind. and yet it expresses the Universe. for it is
thought of love, clothed in form of beauty an
angry word, jealous thought, froWn-all these
are little things, but powerful for evil, and help
ing 10 build penentiaries and jsils and TO ill them
With those who merely have carried the same pas
5ions and feelings further than We have Mind the
little things.
G0D's PLAN YOUR LIFE-Never complain Of
your oirth' your employment your har.iships
Isncy tnat you could be something il you only had
inherent lot and sphere assigned you. God under
stands ms own plan. and he knows what you want
great deal better than you do. The very things that
yoa most derrecste as fatal limitations or obstruc-
uos, are probably what you want What YOU
aii hndrances, obstacles, acknowledgements are pro-
oaoiy Gods opportunities and il is nothing new
mat the patient should dislike his medicines or anv
eer'aln proofs that they poisons. No truce
70 al such Impatience. Choke that envy which
Hs"s at your heart because you are no, in the
lot with others bring down your SOUL or rather
iing II up TO receive Gods will and do his work. in
-. 10 SoVr sphere, under your cloud of obscurity
Ssst your temptations, and then you shall find
Out Consistent with it-Dr BushaeH