Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1863-08-13

Every mechaaic, actor, dancer and singer is
now called an "artist" or artists A colored
hootblack up town does up the aisfiHgHs for bis
nams and business in the following style
which Is a BsTbasim eopy Of his card mons.
G. Washington Jones, Polish Artistic. -
A witty editor Of a penny paper took fer his
motts-"Ths price Of liberty is eter1L vigi-
lAnesi that sf the Star only one cent"
Grammsrians give It as a reassn why blow
leaves blue marx, that blow, in the past tense,
is blew.
Tho celebrated surgeon, DR.. Absrnsihy, used
occasionally % pass a jske sn the medical pre-
fession- Happening % get a fail when walking
In the Strand, be felt sprained and stid on MS
Ing. A gentleman passing, who assisted IN
helping hin gp, said to him;
90 Ssali I call d9ctF sir o.
For hreven's SAKE, do not, replied Aber-
Hetbyi bus be SO kind as % call a hsekney-
coach"
That wsg SAKE thus spigrammssizss on ' Old
joe:
Cries sylvis 20 q reverend dean
what rsassn can Be given,
Since marriage Is 8 hsy thirF
Tlattasrs are H-ss in hszvsnT'
There are 70 women be replied,
She ga8k rsturas the lest
WaHep tkers are, but 70 Efraid
Taey ezanos ana prissE'
EaTICE OF M0TTOE.-Ths railway whistle.
YARIoUs TYPEs.-The Type Of g Citzea-
Bourgeois
The Type Of q Sohoolmastsr-Primer
The Type Of a Bsby-Snaii Caps.
The Type Of Jswelsr-Aga'e.
The Type Of a Bsrber-Hsir-Lins.
The Type Of a S0ldier-CaunOn.
In the memorial Of the MoHtgomsrys. Esrls
Of Eglia tou, vol. I, psge I34, occurs an anec-
dots Of an IDIOT, illustrative Of the peculiar acute
ness and quaint humor which occasionally mark
The sayings Of the class There was q certain
Dst VIII Speir, wh9 was g privileged bauuter
of Egliutou Castle and ersHuds hc was dis
covered By the Earl 0ns day taking 3 near cut.
and crossing a feEes in the demesue. The EaFl
eallad ont,
Come back, sir; that's not the read %
Do Fs ken said VIII, "WhaRr Tn Zasu o.
No" replied bis loTdshiP.
"Well, hoo do ys ken whether this be the
read OF net"
The following rsosstiy appeared in seuRtl
newspaper: Wanted, BY young lady, aga
nineteen, of pleasing cosntensnee, good figure,
az ssasls manners, general information, and
vsrisu5 accom- plishusRts, whs has studied every
thing, from the creation to crochet, 9 situation
in the family Of gentleman She viii take the
head Of his table, manage his household, sesd
his ssrvsHts, nHrss bis babies check his trades
meas bills, accompany him to the tAsatsr, sr IN
walking or riding, oul the leaves Of bis new
b0sks, sew on bis buttons, warm his slippers
and generally make bis miserable life happy
Apply, in the first tauee BY letter, 70 Louisa
Carslins, Pleasant Grove and afterwards TO
papa, upon ths premises N.B-Ths wedding
finger IS 30 (smal)."
A Turk asked 81 American to lend him
'"Ism using it, said the American, 80 tie
up faur."
How can you tie up flour VITA a rops ~
" can apply q rope to any uss when Dc
BOT wish ts lend it"
Isis easy enough to 6nd sa excuse for not
doing good deed when ne have no heart to
do it.
a woHasn is always at the bottom Of trou
bls." You remember the story Of the Shah Of
Persia When be was tod that q workman hsd
fallen from a ladder, he called cut:
90 WAC is she 2 who is she
Please your majesty, It's he"
3" Nonsense 9" said the Shah 60 There's
never al accident without woman who is
she"
The Shah was right; the man had fallen from
his ladder because he was looking st q Womsn
in a window May msR does that II ether
countries besides Persia.
As a public speaker, it is wsll-knowu that
Hsrsee Grselsy's attractions are rather personal
thaR oTstorieal.
Is it best to 20 aud hear him ?" asked gsa.
lsman Of his neighb0r
yes, 60 by 81 means" was the responses
''it is worth quarter 20 see the man, and dol
lar to hssF him-bat then Greeley ought % pay
you the dollar"
Tying 3 maeksrsl to year e0as-tsl aud in
sgining yourself whale is one Of tbs hrss les
s0Hs in e0dfish aristocraey.
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