The Ohio Democrat. [volume] (Canal Dover, Ohio) 1840-1900, 1863-05-29

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JoNATHAN-Jake / Am told you are
one Of these Copperheads, and are op.
posed 10 government Of the United
States.
JAKE-Myue Fryend, me dinks you be
very smatmens, aud ken net dink, vsw-
rum yon calls me such a ding | on
Democrat, Lalwaysstimmed def Demok-
raWtish ticket, and you wais dat de
Dempkrawten has always been fryends to
de government.
JoNATHAN-If you ore friend to
the Government as you say, why don't
you become member Of our Union
League, whose Objects TO stand by the
country, aud for that object alone they
are formed and organized.
JAKE-0nion Leeks Onion Leeks I
vat ish dat, nix koom arouse; in Shar.
many we don't raise them in de koontry,
neemols. dc farmers ders raise dem near
the optritts in der gardens, NIT Horse
raddish; dey nebber use odders eat dem,
dee Lite dere neemols dink. dat de KOY.
ernment needs dem, Inspect for feeding
the sklawfs in Roosland, in Sharmany
dey only use dem in Scoops, after die
Bree is billed out.
JoNATHAN-Jake my friend, ] don't
mean that, to give you q better under.
standing of wbatI mean, allow me to
explain to you what do mean. AUnion
League is.a company Of men, who take
binding oaths to act together, as the ma.
jority Of members may vote, to vote for
no person unless he is one Of the mem.
bers, purchase and buy nothing Of Cop.
psrheads and Butternuts. The richest
men and nearly all the male members of
the Methodist, Baptist, Presbyterian and
Wesley's English Lutheran Church, In
this town, belong to it.
JAKE-Vat for dat schwearing, vat
for dat majority of mems, sawk mir, 1
musht vote for such mems, or puy Of such
mems, vot for you calls Democrawten
such dings as Putternuts and Copper.
heads, and schwaits about rich mems and
MetodiSths, Bawptists, Presbytarans and
English LuterianO belonging to it, dat Is
noding to me, Herr Jonathan de kestion
is, and dat droubles NE, whedder, Shen.
eral Washington, Thomas Jefferson,
Shames Madison and such mems ever
belonged to Onion LeekS. / know veil |
very veil dat you aud all such mems
like you, in de yawr echteen hundred
and feer and 6nifzig belouge to the No
Noddings, and knows too dat you den
schwore as you do at desc Leeks, and
dat you are not now more honester den
you was den.
JoNATHAN-Jake I see you are not q
loyal man, you are, I am sorry to say,
one OF these Butternuts, you can't be on
both sides you must be one thing or the
other.
JAKE-Der Teifel you say, I knows
you like pook, you wants me to vote
for your abolishen mems, for Office, in
odder words be- your sklawf, be one Of
your niggers. Gott did not make me
Masheen, he made me mawn, II G0tt
wanted me to be masheen he would
h ,ve got me made at Bittspnrg, or at
some odder place like it, Why, mir nix,
tir nix, some of dem mems dat belongs
o yonr Oaion Leeks, wouldn't batch an
old boiG of pooIs, or. give u yard of Kor.
l1Qon or bece Of Dape, or an old coat
TO save de Konstitotion, knows dem,
dey are de biggest Plockheads and
Louse skinners we got in dis blace; dey
made Moony by lying and shairking aud
going to dem blaces we used to call,
Meeting houses, dey go dere to fool
Gott, and make odder beople dink dey
are very goot; when der Tiefel would
not take their hides to dry in one of his
smoke houses in hell, for fear it. would
cause such shmel as to trive all the
odder old and young Tifels out Of it,
Stark County Democrat.
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