The dollar weekly bulletin. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1862-1864, 1863-07-23

I GIVE :Wolfld gain more ;itswsSlefts our
selves to appear such as we are, than by at
tempting to appear what we are not.
CIT is less important to a young lady
that her lovers diamonds should be Of pur,
water than his drinks should be-. q :
0-"Out of darkness scorneth slight,,- a,
the printers devil sal d when he looked into
and ink-keg. rsm.T,a. ar
Er"Any thing to plsse the child" as the
nurse said when she let the baby crawl oui
of the nursery window.
@Why is a washsrwoman the most
daily wrings mems bosoms. ':.t '.,.r
GIt is creditable to barn-yard nature,
that, while curses come home to roost
ROSTERS never come home to curse.
GEven Brigham Young's wives are af-
fected with the military spirit; they call
their husband Biggy-dear.
@Said woman to an old maid, my
husband is not SO good husband as be
should be, but he'is powerful sight better
than none." s,Ia 81 A-5r = rr
GTThe tall blue mountain clasps and
kisses AID marries the blue beautiful beyond,
parent ofsilver streams, househoIding heven
on earth.
GTBuggle says he has one of the most
obedient boys in the world. He tells him
to do as be pleases, and he does it without
murmuring. 81,
GTFlave said that if men should rise
from the dead and read their epitaphs, some
of them would think they had got into the
wrong grave. 81 ~
EWomen are like mirrors to men, for
men can see in their faces whether their at
Effectiveness pleases or the reverse displeases
them.
0TWhy is lover who composes pref
ty sonnet on the features of his object like
a soldier? Because he knows how to write
about face. ,ts-.- .,.-...--,
.OT A young lady being asked by bo-
ring polite of which party she was in favor
OF, replied that she preferred a wedding
party. -lyE fTcee. r
offered the following: 'rhe Young Men of
Our arms their reward-Fall in men, fall
in.' ...
EWhen Rabelais was on his death bed,
a consultation of physicians was called -
Dear gentlemsD," said the wit to the doc
ors, raising his languid head. "let me die
natural DEATH" e., r-rrr... -s.. ~
GTThere is family in Vermont so lazy |
hat it takes two of them to chop of stick |
f wood. Siah chops while Jim grunts. aud |
hen for change, Siah grunts and Jim
hops. 4
@Charles Lamb, playing at whist with
1szlitt, when the latter's hands were rather
irty, said to him: 'Hazlitt, if dirt were
rumpS, what fine hand you would have.'
GA few days since a town, crier took
q charge a lost child. and proceeded to
unit up its parents. On being asked By a
ady what the matter was, he Replied
Here's an orphan child, ma'am, and Pm
wing to find its parents .sset p.
6TThey have a cheerful horse railroad
/ Hartford Connecticut. One terminus is
the State prison and the other at the
,metry. One would prefer way passen-
or rather than through passenger.
6TAlmost every one has an acquaint-
nee who, as Sidney Smith said, thinks he
pious when he is only bilious: afflicted
18th a uncOm Portable feeling in the ston-.
che, that he fancies his religion, when it is
othing but indigestion. II
6TAmoug the recent casualties recent
? detailed, the following is very melan-
IL Al.
rent on bridal tour with an angel in book
lusiin, has returned with a termagans in
oops
RFCooUETTE.-Ay young lady with more
eautv than sense-more accom- p lishments
ian learning;-more charms of person than
races of mind-more admirers than friends
more fools than wise men for attendants.
GFDANDY.-A thing in pantaloons with
body and two arms-a head without
rains tight boots-a caDe-a white hand
erchief-two brooches and a ring on his
title finger. - ---r< -.s ~
FPopular right coiled around the scep-
er of a beritary king is like viper clingipg
} his hands, which be shakes off with fear
nd loathing. There is in despots natural
to all obligations to the people.
he very name of freedom, is a screech owl
] their ears.
GA young gentleman having made
ome progress in acquiring knowledge of
Italian, addressed few words to an organ
rinder in his purest accent. but was aston
'hed at receiving the folloing response VI
o speak Inglis." t.-.. ga
6FA soldier who was arrested for steal
no a rebels goose. said he found the bird