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Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Scruntcr, beruuter uuo in, II, CT tpic=
Der bcrunter fen,mt oas @plo, ltebt nur nod
2O-25 YrOcent NBio. Mas es 9aneluuee1l
9etcn, pelde trOB benz feline GrmdBisung in ibrsu
Yreilen eintreten lalrn, bic 6irma S neer1pll
uno .. n1adt es gang ancer5. Bemiibru Sic
Fd NAL 9~efaaisit bin, eprebrte Damsn> uno te~
merten @ie, wie Sbr s"uporfcmmencer Diener,
9bas. Mabler, 70 fabelboft biui9 S~erfautt!
@ir wi7en, 1dSue Damcn, @ic slauten uns
piel, abr B as ~elaubeu Gle uns ni1t; tasou
r1uB sic 6err &baS. Mablcr 1elb(t iiter,euaeu.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12
Da6 Del5 MQQren Qager
re5 Noroweten
sen
81. Mlbrc1 t,

Dritte S!robe, pterbolb Ger pre5b. &ir9e,
ct. YapL Minn.i /.
entbalt bic sroBlrtiste Musmabl Scn feinsn unb
p,biudren Vel3waaren, mel1e bisberin esnsr tpet-
lideu 9tapt benz p.blifum sur DispuItion tane.
Gictorinen, r@are5", fur Gomen, utberrSds
fir 5erren, ~sefe,tist aus allen Sortsn Yel5 scu
3obel his CUR Mriduarat!e Muben nuo 9ano>
i9ub, SGtittcnbedsn unp 8ifslrcben, tar3 MQea
@nS in @in!ertaeen
Die 1errcn uno bic Damen trasen,
linn mas ,,an auf tsr Seile fit1t,
3amit bic Salt unS ri9t gfnirt,
in better aualitit, rad tem neuelen @eldnad
unb pebIfeil tei
q. altrdt.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

&cctt GpuntD. = gm @ountag Ypr a1t
5asen er19ob III Der NGte ron Grsbit Nircr Elm
Mann Nameus O'9ara einsn anoern Namens
Rearnep, nit tert Ct tpeaeu elmer Quantit1t neu
inStreit eeratben unu n1adte lid aus temS taute.
- Nu9 @eutt County il in ZEN |.bteu Gsoeu css
ben s' une ant 8re;tas, ben n. Musuit' traf ZEN 1t,
li&en She'll pe5 &runt, elm lbmtres 9aeelwetter.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Oclertcur 1crbaftct. - Wnfang bieitr
Wcde btfann etn @plbat ben i4lin,men @infaQ,
gu telertircn, purbe aber RON 2 @aSaQeriten auf-
seerifen unb, BON beioen sebalten, 3wil@en ibren
piereen %berlaufenb, in @ewabrlam eebra9t.
Sic Stcrbltbfcit bel ben Grupren I'M
@iieen nub leiter auBercreentlid tebeutenb fem,
unb uniere &eeimeuter 1elen an een GoetenliNen
i9r Contingent. 60 0arten felt benz IL. Mara
1868 bon g.. - hes 5. &esiments II Mann,
%earunter ~foleenoe Deut|ae: Srlbat 9. MiQer,
Mulfer s. Ditlh> 9plbat g. Braun, Mu0ter
u. 5%oRermann, @oloat $. Wolf, 1dmmtlid bon
@arserG runty, uno @eoreeQutber BON ct. &lpub.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

CHIC 4ferSefd)au, @ettrennen &C. mirb
auf geranla0uug tea Union Club BON ct. Yaul
s., 6. unb Z. Setoter iattfuoen. Vrdn,i:n
am 3ten Sage ausoetbeilt tiir ben belen
9enef $4,000, fir ben atpeitteRen $1,000, fir
bic bette 3udttute $40, Stute nit GnQen $40,
teles @pann &utlbpferbe $40, nnb 10 Yreile
Son je $500 fir serl9iebene @orten %einaelner
Yfsree uub Su0en.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Wfit Serrn ST.. Gmmert rausert bic
@emutbli@feit mcbin er ssbt, unt ie 1T ibm aud
in bsu pom ibm iteruemmensn Gbieas0 Qaserbier
@alcon stfolst. Ct bat nit tem ibm eieenen
ri&tieen @inn fir las ,pas Rem teut(9em @aits
stfdQt, itin Qofal gang neu reiaurirt, unb mir
tSnntn BEN Qtitr Dtril@trn, 20 1T bert jebt gut
ieir. Gas bette Bier iprube!t immer fril@ Bonn
SAP, une @sin, 2iquUre, gisarren une lie iub.
nan3iene 6er,fdrfunsen, AQes e%rslent; turs
man fiebt ,Trtb" in MQeut.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

QBie &6abe!-8si ttm Gsuer, welAes an,
Mbenb teeD onnsr(ae spr adt Taesn easgeben-
aebdute Ypn ST., Qambs @cbnbaus am ct. Nn'
tbony. 6astl 1T Mlde leste> perbrannten aud 672
6errn 2ppib eebSrise uno ubne 3meifel fiji, BIT
Mrnee bsRimmte S@inten, telde bort seraudert
werten lputen unb ni&t esrl@slt waren. @9ate
fir bic oute @ade.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Den AtttSbureb 2aecrbier=S Balloon
bat xn1er tdmudcs junses Treunpden, 9errSptn
passsnmiQsr, ebrn 10 idmud aufeeRrt, ais ct
lelblt 1T, une b~sbsuteno e%rpeitert, 70 bab Is bel
benz bsutiscn CONCERT brin tliueen mub, baD IS
cine Mrt bat. 0stt, Sreuabe eer 5siterteit, Dem
1reuaoli9en rSpbn" @uern 8eiu9, unb CT eiebt
&NG firen frGblihen Mbeub.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

&u@ bubfd,.- Der rVioneer" bebauetet
I'M Belb folseneerIb atladen 81 fein Giaer UT
1ertr Voli3i0en eebt, fat 81 patrruiQiren. nit
eineus Gran3olen In einen @alocn an Der untern
2anbuns, iebt f@ NIT bent svarltwub" bel einsm
@piel&en fef, madt i'm b%enettlt, btmcselt Jpn
uu lti,e Baarl4aft unb sertromuttlt ibna, ba 81
nd bef@~ert, nit @eiaem Bleitplben ben acpf.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Son unierm Grffen er3ablt bic 49,.
Shines: ~Die 2eute Inb %turd1bnittlid BON r1itt-
lercr@tatur, fart II. scn burdmettertem Musleben.
Sic tampirten auf Governors Sslanb ettpa cine
@rae> ebe 1e mad @ruuflyn famtu> uno maren
iiter bic @erdnceruna lebr erfrsut. Die 2tute
fdeinen eur@sansis berMeinuus gu feiu, ta6 fe
5u benz 3wsde, i& gu erbolen unt f4 bas 2eben
10 ansenebm ais mSsli@ su MAIDEN, na@ benz
Np1ben seididt purben, uno benuben jeoe Gele-
eenbeit biersu ic biel ais IS in ibrer Wadt itebt.
Die 0isciplin 1T nidt 10 0rens als in ter rssu-
laren Mrnec, uno bic 2sute seben bier umber,
mcbin es ibnen teliebt." 60 gan, seidaftslps
:paren bic Boys" aber tr9 nidt> beun Detal9e>
ments Srn g.. 6 uno . unter Qteut. 5aruon
uno Capt. 5efelinser tienten ). 9. ais @&us-
mannldaft bel ber 3iebune fir ben 3. Gonereb>
Diitrift am Dienlae rcr ndt Gasen inBrrpflyu.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Bef6rbert.-Der tisberies erFe lieutenant
bon Grmp. "G", SITES @eet., 9enry @ta1.
on gum Captain at bic tur9 ben SOB ~erltbiete
SteQe Yon Captain Rp1.
53wsit.r lieutenant Satpb Mn,pe 3urn e.
len lieutenant. Die beioen G;enanuten, ete-
mails Uiresr yun ct. Vaul, Fnb uns ais tiiG
tise M6nner befannt unb merten in ibrer neuen
Stelun9 Gbre %einlssen, tpie le es it ibrer fri
bern getban.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Da6 6alf~ @ayz 6aus, am Mante her
9 Meilen Vrairie. frattr rbsin, 6ran3olen1, 1T
sewadien an NGunnl,9itit mir 60 14 anSaubsr-
teit uno Comfort nerSoQfcmmnet bat, felt perr
@Sb IS ubtruemmen. &s it zines Der ansenetn,-
ien Mbleigequartitre. bsrtn Der &eilenbe inNRin.
nefeta nd s~esenpartts trfreut.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12
Sic fd1uen SAGE Don Mrauiue; fiub

Sic f6lnen Gaae BON Mranjue3 finb
ben @beioetub uno bic SGwalben entibwirren
no4 mileeren S3ousn. Gs wiroe mirtlib bura-
aus feline ul9Dne Osssne" mebr fem, wean nitt
Suffice, Gcrepausb uub 60. lpcb'n cine eroBe
5enoung ibrer bsrriibsa 9erbtwab!en impprtirt,
bel eeren Mntlid, ME uuS 0err @uerbad serll0=
ert, bic boloen 3use unierer Damen in @nt5uGen
itrableu pereen. Die 5erbleintdufe Der Nirma
iterbieten an 0rcDartisteit bel weitem bic Der
frubernSabre, wie bic 5crrn OrYspopbauelsr aus
ren 9anobeSirfen Wiunelotas bel elmer YeIG!ig.
uud %erfenuPu mernen.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

mi1i3,@ all. -@ompa0nie 6" scm;31Rsn
@esiment traf am pe:eaneensn @oanabenb cine
CUTE @abl, inben1 lie 9errn 8. @@itfbauer
gum Captain tpdblte. 9err @@iftausr miro
sinen eifrisen SiFaier MAIDEN.
-Gapt.& icferS Company wirb eeesn-
pGrtie Don Qbas. j. Meyer sefibrt, Der 60 Scm
Serseanten, in u.l@er @barse CT Der Company
beitrat, gum @apitin sstredt bat. Dnup for
him
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12
Ser alte 9fabclccu"

Scr a1te Mapoleon"
Der mar Gin GROCER 9elb,
Gr l;eQte 100000
@cleaten IN bas Jflb.
9r9 papa 9eiy Mapplern
Mc9 better ms sefdut,
Genn ltine trii9enS DIFFERS
Die bieteu coG bic Welt.
0efp9t, oebadt. 9etraten,
Mte bsrrliG bas ecA vldmeQt".
v0urr'b fpr Slb Napplepn!"
Stuff 8cYs. FONT BATS Qeldent.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12


@anb1ung
Suffice, 8prepau9b un6 g.,
st. @aul, . Minnefota,
1873 GDcmplon's 8lcf>
beebrt (9 bisrmit, benz peretrten Yublifum ben
neuefen &npfars spn
CONNER : @QQren
Nrseten9 an;usei9en.
OaS Eager 1T nit a(en neueu Ct ldeinuugen
Der Snilpn auf'5 &etblte compl' tit. rno unter-
balten mir nanentlid cine ercbe Auswabl son
&let6erlfpffen,
ais:
Giufarbiae uub bunte Sei5e,
Meriaps, Delaines> GalDmire>
Poll de chevres, Mohair,
@alencia6, 2usos, jaeeonetts,
Bmeaes uno Galiccs,
ferner bic s~el9madvoQfen @a9en lit
&batplS,
Mantiueu, Mantelet5 unp Gloaf5,
lcmie
Strumpfpaaren,
gorfctts,
-. Spnncufbirnne,
Gstruttas ett. cit.
& @erren=M rtifeln,
Tude, Yuf5fin5, Ga11imere5> Weten,
GraUolten &c.
fTnnen mir anberurtcntli1 biIiee Yreile feaen,
IA mir lol9r tbeitweile r'rcet imprriiren.
o. gBir crlaNbeu inns nod bic 6errtn Rauf-
leute be5 Stoates Miuneiota auf unicr beeeuten-
hes Guarps:2aeer auf merriam gu MAIDEN
une msrpsn es cr,v1bute Jrsunee in ibrcm Sn-
tsrtle intel1, uuiere @aaren unb prsiie gu prV<
fen, beppr lie |1 eutIA!isDeu, ausmartibe M1rfte
III IL luGsn,, mir pilIcn, ocrt haflr tllr9t uNs bic
3unabms uulersr GuBrc6- NuNplbaft, bab mir
isnen 5srrsn lei @sitsa, btaieere prei1e iistleN
uno einc grDbsre Wu5patl bietsa %fSrnen> oia
iroens Elm anperss bieI3c6 Sau5. ine aber cud'
ibcr3snst, bab mir bic NrncarreH} auoerer Yl 'Be,
ale Geieayo, Milwaufse ,s. auSbal'e1 fpnnsn.
Suffice, Uorepauab & Comp.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12
It.. Observation-Disclosures

DaS County xictet bcr uniou=G un=
Dcntiom. wslbts bst Ysler an rer @pibe unle-
res Yla'tes fnbrt, tpie es am pergaueenen Don-
ner flag orn Der @pnYentirn nrminirt purte, tTn.
nen mir bcuts nidt i'm Ginselnea beipre9en, tper-
ben ra3u ater in Der na9len &ammer @tlestn-
belt nebY1en.
Gle gonnentiom nrminirte bic Meilen ter@an-
eioateu bgr1 Exclamation, Elm Bepeis scn bcr
M9tune, teren lG pisVeBtsrn %erfreueu. Dieieltsn
inp mtiacn6 Delnptroten, que aber loyale uno
%peroiente M9nner. Wie man BON ttinem oerlt!>
ben hagen fam, pab ie ibre Dienie benz publi'
FUN auf0eeran9t 70 1T has nanaentlib nit Col.
6iefer Der SAL, Der bic domination nidt &C.
ludt unb lie nit @ibertreben angenpmmeu bat.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Gentibe 8anf,
ct. paul Wtnne1pta.
@elo, 8risfe, ODER Nadriaten lieaeu Dor fir
u 1870, Subann Gdart.
Az S. q. s.. Spbnipn.
y ga, Sobn Meblis.
225, Mubreo6 Baycr.
y 255, 9eary Stunt
Willius Brp5. H.. Dunbar.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

Mu6er aaen ltrisen 8ranGenb es 8anfsei9dfl
teS tpiemen mir ,~11lsre %helpneere Mufmertiamtet
Dem Gertaure ppn
Medieln auf Dsuti9lanb,
lppie auf bic 9auptplabe 6rantrei9s, Gn9laubs,
DC: S9meta unb Der Ser @taaten tnb ~traitren
mir unter Wneerr au ttplsenbeeurppdti9e 9au1er
Nugsburs, S. :. S9a5Ier,
BABEL Yaiaoant II. Co.,
Berlin Mnbalt u. @agener,
Srsne,,, 0ubert1g II. Co.,
Ralet> @ebriiber pfei6er<
Gobleud 0sppplb @eliannan11,
aDln, 2eppplo @elismann,
4rant1art a. W., .. u. S. be NeufSile.
2eipsig, Jrege u. @p.,
~spnepn, linton 8ant Of 9pnbpn,
yuremhnrg, 8 Werltu9 II. Co.,
Mannbelr'> % $ 2abenburg IT, SItne,
Wiuher. s. 6, 9&6,.er,
NIrubsrA -2epnbarb Galb,
paris, Grdens II. g..
2trabbure, &enpuarb Re 8uilere,
Stuttsart, @ebrlber Benedict,
lrter, &enerdpn u. 81.
@ien, S. $. @tan1eb u. G..
Wir beidafeu bic
Ginstebu1a bon @elseru
IN europa unb f~ertiaen bic bier3u erfprberli&en
paptere, ais:
@olmaGten,
Ner3tdtleifun9surfunbea, Spbten1Geine &c. teIbR
an, perbirsen pereu @iltisfeit unb b~cipraeu bic
toniulartIas 8e9laubisune Der elhen; ipmie aud
bic
Mu5jablun9 spn 0elbcrn
in ieben 1beils Deutldlaubs unb Der @amets,
t'tbem MIR ben gegenpertb ber bel uus eiuae.
aablten SetrGgcoen, lebit in ben sntls9enfen Srt-
lsda1ten tnobaeneen gntpfaugeru f~plenfrei in's
paus le,hen la1en.
pona9e{aeine
CUR uebfrfabrt Opn Bremen mad glew=gprf III
Ssg:llbinen, unb in Danpf1diFen tes yNprt<
eeutl9fn QlpYb," lopie aur &eile Bon
pamburg mad New~gprt tit Ga,npftDteu bet
- amburee Dampffbiffabrts-G Sc,
lelll6aft" perfaufen pir 3u berat-
geIebten Yreileu.
2anozW arrant5>
nit unlere IGriftli9en @arantie auf urbearen;.e
3sit oerlebe,, iiteruebmen bic
Bele9un9 Don @apitalien
in 0runbctgentbum poer eegcn SntereHen, auf
srFf eYp'tbefari19e @i@erbeit, be|or
gen bic
Besabluna Ypn Taren
in ieeem &bsile ~unleree @taates, faufen unb ser-
!aufsn @clS unb fren,be Muusen, aablen bic
bp9f YrSmie fir @e1lel auf 3ep- gurt,
philadelphia, ct. Quuie &c.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

EzD@ Muf cine nj Yeine fann Der MeniG
nidt iteben, beiDt es sepDbnlid, unb barun, bat
lb un ler luIiger 5reunb, Milbelm gel1ert in
Gbasfa 81 1tinrm eincn oraben 8eine mod elm
aneeres Seinbsn aneel9naQt it Der Yerlcn ron
6rau!ein 9ann9en arauer, eiuent 1Gmuden en-
se!ten Don II. nYiQ" lru Ieten unb 9 Weitle
banfben.
Gar ManGsr bat swei arote 8ein'
unb eebt Ssrgetet,s aus auf'5 Jrei'u
Ser Billy 1T ter M1hhen Sago
60t'1 NIT ttn, { 7 II III ii, { II treit aetratt.
Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1863-09-12

No6 3par IT'S milo, ater IS fommet
bod balb bic Sage, BON ptnen mir iasen tereen :
9te 9etaltn un5 nidt, uup tei Dem @ebanfeu an
ibr 5erannabeu eerabrt ldon ieBt Der reid aus
8eltattsteY el5waarentcre bcs 5errn Altrebt, iiebe
bic Mn5eige, einet1 erquidenbeu Mublif. @ir "a
9en nur bic Scle Wabrbeit, weun mir bieleS&ta-
bli0ement cine tpabre 3ie,be Yon einen, Masa3in
fir Gurus uno Comfort nennen. On NQem, mas
BON pcl3 eefertist miro, fnoet liG bort cine Mus-
tpabl BON erubem &eidtbum, BON Der rroinarllen
pel5fappe bis gum folttarfen 3obelpels. Man
eeDc unb lebe.
9err 9enrY Trey 3iebt auf 1einer Garm
bic feinten NettiGe, Son rielser @rUDe wie bic
6r1@'e oeS 9elotten 2antes> iino ie babel iebr
CART. @eine ~pidle5" liup Yortrefai9.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16

"SuA1L LEARN To DANCE "-Asks a
young reader. Certainly, by all means,
commence with the "Quickstcp" out of
bed in the morning, keep it up till the
chores are finished. The boys will Of
course have "coW driIlp at the barn,
while the girls are engaged in a "eouatry
dance" in the kitchen. After this all
hands "change' and promenade to school
keeping step to merry laughter, Repeat
the same on the way home at night, with
an occasional variation in winter by "trip
ping the toe" and having "brcak down"
in the snow bank. a reel now and
then will be quite in place for the girls
who have learned to spin, bat the boys
should never think of it. If these and
kindred dances are thoroughly pract:ced
they will leave little time and no necessity
Tor the polkas. schottiscbes and other i'm
modest fooleries of the ball room.--Am.
1griculturiSt.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16
Time for Cutting Flowers.

Never cut your flowers during the in.
tense sunshine, nor keep them exposed to
the sun or wind do not collect them in
large bundles, nor tie them tightly togeth.
er, as this hastens their decay. Do not
pull them, but cut them cleanly of tho
plant with sharp knife, not with pair
Of scissors. When taken indoors, place
them in the shade, and reduce them to
the required length OF stock with sharp
knife, by which means the tubes through
which they draw up the water are left
open, and the water is permitted to as-
ccnd freely, whereas if the stems are
bruised or lacerated, these pores are clos.
ed up. Use pure water to set them in.
or pure white sand in state of satura.
ton, sticking the ends Of the stalks in it.
but not in crowded manner. If in wa.
ter alone, it ought to be changed daily.
and thin slice should be cut off tho
ends Of the stalks at every change Of wa.
ter. Water about milk-warm, or con.
taining small quantity of camphor dis.
solved in spirits Of wine will often revive
flowers that have begun to fade. Place
glass shade over them during the night.
or indeed at all such times as they are
not purposey exhibited. Shade them from
very bright sunshine, and when uncover.
ed. set them where they may not be OK.
posed to draught of air A cool tenn.
perature during the summer is favorable
for them, and the removal of the slightest
symptoms of decay is necessary. When
carried to distance, carry them in =
shallow air-tight tin case, or cover them
with paper to exclude them from air and
light. Charcoal saturated with water ID
also a good media to stick them in, and
the thinner they are kept the bettsr.-
BaAou's Monthly.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16

RULES FOR DETECTING CouNTERFEIrs.-
Examine the yignette or picture IN the
middle OF the top see ii the sky or back
ground looks clear and transparent, or
soft and even, and not scratchy.
Examine we'll the faces; see if the ex-
preston is distinct and easy, natural and
liteike-partieularly the eyes.
Sea if the drapery or dress fits we'll
looks natural and easy, and shows the
folds distinctly.
Examine the medallion ruling and heads
and circular ornaments around the figures
etc, see if they are regular, smooth and
scratchy. This work in the
genuine, looks as if raised on the Eaper,
aud is very seldom successfully initiated.
Examine the principal line of letters or
name of the bank see if they are all
upright, perfectly true and even; or, II
s!oping, OF uniform slope.
Carefully examine the shading or par
allel ruling on the face or outside OF the
letters, etc, see if it is clear, or looks as
if coiored with a brush. The hne AMI
in the genuine, are OF equal
SIZE, smooth and event Price Current
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16

THE LAWYER AND TIE 1EIsHMAS.-A
number of lawyers and gentlemen were
dining at Wiscasset, a few years since. and
jolly soul from the Emerald Isle appear
ed aud called for dinner. The landlord
told him he should dine when the gentle
men were done.
Let him crowd in among us, whls-
pered a limb Of the law, land We will
have some fun with him.
The Irishman took his seat at the table.
" Y ou were born in this country, were
you, my friend ~
No sir, was born in Ireland
:" Is your father living ?'
!" No sir, he is dead"
What is your occupation ~
\ horse Jockey, sir.
What was your fathers occupation y
Trading horses, sir.
q Did your father cheat any person
while he was here 2"
suppose he did cheat many, sir. >
Where do you suppose he went to -
To heaven, sir. .
. And what do you suppose he Is doing
in heaven %
= Trading horses, sir
Has he cheated any onc there p
He cheated one, | believe, sir"
Why did they not prosecute him ~
=. Because they searched the whole
kingdom of heaven and couldn't find u
lawyer to do the business.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16
An Illinois Farm,

Mr.. NJ. J.. Sulivant of Champagne
county, Illinois, owns farm which is
seven miles long and five and a half wide;
it contains twenty-five thousand acres.-
In May last, eleven thousand acres of
this farm had been enclosed, and subdi-
vided into fields of a section or two, more
Or less, each. He had large force build
ing fence, and a month later he expected
to have twenty thousand acres enclosed
with board fence. He depends mainly
on raising corn and breeding cattle for
profit ; and has at the present time over
five thousand head of cattle. OF the
eleven thousand acres above mentioned,
eighteen hundred were devoted to corn
three hundred to winter wheat, forty to
oats, and fifteen hundred to meadow. The
rest are in pasture. Twenty-Five thous-
and bushels of corn were sold at forty
two cents per bushel this spring, amount
ing to over nine thousand dollars and
five hundred tons of timothy hay brought
five thousand dollars. There are also
four thousand worn down government
horses pasturing and recruiting on his
farm. Seyenty-fye span Of horses, sew
enty-ive yoke of oxen, and some mules
are used for working it. Each depart.
ment of this great farm is under the
charge of able farmers. A blacksmith
shop repairs all the iron parts Of the im-
plements, machines and tools; carpen.
ter shop is constantly occupied with the
woodwork cook feeds the army Of
hands, and the great dinng-hall is under
perfect systematic management the gar.
dener raises tons Of vegetable for the
men; the forty ploughs are under the
charge of man constantly in the saddle,
to see that each plough ghman has his alot-
ted work, and everything is in running
order; and the whole is under the charge
of Il general superintendent, who reports
daily to the proprietor. Accounts are
kept of everything, and at the end of the
year it is known with perfect accuracy
what every bushel Of corn has cost, how
much labor every animal has done, and
in what direction the greatest profits are
made-Ballou's Monthly.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16
Worth Remembering.

/. 1t must not be supposed that edi-
tors and preachers can please everybody.
2. That to get angry with an editor or
pastor because they do not always do
right is very silly.
3. That the whole world is not greatly
interested in our personal difficulties and
trials.
4. That brooding over injuries, whether
real or imaginary, will only aggrayatc
them.
). That it is too much to expect the
world to move in Just such way as will
suit our convenience, and in no other
way.
&. That spirit of complaining is very
unamiable.
!. That the complainer is never satis-
fed. If one cause is removed, he will
soon discover another.
:. That he who starts out with the in
tention Of correcting all the errors of
men, generally fails to correct anything.
O. That when men will not listen to
US, they are not, therefore, necessarily de-
void of wisdom.
10. \ man or woman never lost any,
thing by being truly polite.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16
A Terrible Case of Greenness.

\ few weeks ago a new y-married
couple arrived in one OF the Western Cit
les, and took room at hotel. 1t was
quite evident that the party were unIa-
miliar with metropolitan sights. The
rooms, corridors, marble floors, and gor-
georous drawing-room, drew from them
the NEST ingenious remarks of surprise
In the evening they visited the theatre,
and were much astonishel at its magnlti-
ccncc Nothing more was thought of the
yerdant couple, till about one o'clock in
the morning. at which time the bo t-black
observed the Benedict seated in the hail
near the door of his room. lie asked
the polishef of understandings if he could
see the clerk. In a few moments that in-
dlyidual was at his side, and politely
asked what was needed.
Couldn't you make me bed in the
parl0r ~ cried the diseons9late indiYidu-
al.
In the parlor % cried the eIerk-"l
am afraid not. y
Wall, | would like to have one spread
down somewhcres.'
Why don't you 60 into yo1r room?"
asked the clerk.
L don't like to" said the bashfal
swain.
Why, what's the matter ?" continued
the clerk. "llas your wife turned you
out of your room ~
E" NJ. said he, drawing, nbut you see
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1863-10-16

SrIrcnFs IN A suIEr.-The following is
a singular calculation of the number OF
stitches in plain shirt stitching the
collar, four rows, 5000; sewing the ends,
800; button-holcs, and sewing on buttons
$50 sewing the collar and gathering the
neck, 1904; stitching wristbands, l22S ;
sewing the ends, IS; button-holes, l4S /;
homming the Sits, 26i gathering the
sleeves, $40; setting on wristbands, a.
6S; hemming the bosom, 303; sewing
the sleeves, 1884 setting in sleeves and
gussets, 1850; tapping the sleeves, 1926
sewing the seams, 84S, setting the side
gussots in, 424 hemmlng the bottom,
ll0I. Total number of stitches, 20,649.