The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1863-07-31
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Local and Miscellaneous.
M. Nasty visits vaiIandigham
CHuRCn wv Sr VALAND1GuM,
Wingert's Corners, Gulv o7

w PNiSV"VOVSu SaihO NHlluhulBUnl.
The marter wuz holdin resepshen
ut the Cliften Howse, wen l arrove.
He cawt site NV me ez soon as | en-
terd the room, and he rusht in2 my
arms, and droopin his he'd on2 my
hccvin bum, weept alowd
"Marterd saint" sez I, with voice
tremulus with emoshcn.
"Sutlrer fer TRUTH sez he, and then
this trooly great man WHISPERED, "Jest
keep in this posishen minnit-the
artist nv the Crisis is maxim sketch
NV u.s. wich we did, standin locked
in2 eech uthers arms, and weepin per-
fusely fer 10 minits. 1t wuz exhaus
tin and tiresum, but fer the coz | en-
doord it. The picter will appere in
next weeks Crisis, heded "The .
CRATE minds NV the age Affectin in
tervoo NV Vallandigum and Nasty -
The matter allompnyin the pilItcr will
be ritten by Vallandigum and myself.
he ritin wat relates = hizself, and II
wat relates myself. We kin do
ourselves iustis. After Pew, and Ols,
and Medary, and uthers he'd gon
thro the serrymony NV lissin his feet, |
which cleend EN-. he dismist EN- and |
we wuz aloan.
Nasty sez the CRATE c. L., chow
is things in my nativ stait?"
"Squally," sez |.
"Wat wuz the pervalin sentiment
NV the people rs to my bein eggsiled?
"They wuz extreemly glad NV it,"
"The akount NV my prostrashen-
my untold suirrins, ct settrv, wich I
he'd publisht in the Crisis did that
not affect EN-?
"Ies, they laft
"Did not the aileetin allount NV the
wife NV my buzm, and my cherub
babes a iinin me hear > share my lone
ly eggsile, move EN-?
"Nary move.
"Nasby, the people is stun. But
I'll fetch en- yet. Nil despritrando.
is my motto.
After few moments NV profound
silens, he rcsoomd. II must be gov
ener, fer how els kin we pervent the
subiegashen NV the Dimecratic stats.
0 Nasty cf the people only llnode
wat I'd do fer EN-. Let EN- elect me
and therd be no moar trubble abowt
drafts. onless we shud GIT ln,olvd in
Il war with the United Stats wich is
probyble. Wv coarse the Confedrisy
wood be recognised, then Ohio'd 90
with the South, and slavery wood be
intcrdoost, and ez we woodent hey
eny further use fer EN-, the furriners
and poor men ginerally woodent be
aloud TO vote, maxim me perpetooal
Governor That's the way they do in
the South. Wv coarse, we'd hev q
Establish church. Rev. Sabin Huff.
who rit my record, will he Archbish-
op NV Ohio, and you and that luther
CRATE and good man, Tuttlc, NV Craw-
ferd, shell be Bishops The tax upon
whisky shcl be let orr. and all the nes
saries NV life shel go free. Nasty we
must succeed"
"Certingly, we must, But we're in
Il tite piais. Our speakers is embar-
ist. The fact is it talks a gigantik
intellek to bring the pints 2gether. A
anicdote A spritely boy wunst put
200 eggs in nest fer hen to set on.
Sez his maternal muther, "My son
why puttest thow so menny eggs un-
der the hen. She canst not kiver EN-"
"Certingly, she canst not, but thun-
der, | want to see her spred herself"
Jest so. Our speakers are in the same
fix. The outside egg in the Dime
lratic nest is opposishen to the war.
rother side NV the nest, 300 eggs dis
tent, is the support NV the war. To
Iliver EN- all reqwires great stretchin
capassity,
"rroo, troo. But we must mix
it. We must mix it and trust to luck"
"Y ct we kin do it. In Hankoll we
must stuff EN- with dilooted patriot
ism. In Holmes and Crawford pure
secesh. Eff Crawford talk gifts over
in2 Hankok, deny it, and wise versy.
The people is jest ez gullible now ez
ever they wuz."
L left the patriot and sage much
comfortid. Bishop Tuttle, the editer
Nv that sound Dimel1ratic paper, the
Divinity Phisishen, tilld my pulpit
last Sundy
Respectfully,
purpoI rrr,t " N,eny