The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1863-06-18
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VAR FRAzEs.'-JOsh Billings takes logical
war fraZes -
IN tn Richmond, that is tn sa, IL the kussed
will allow IL.
arallel Lines are them kind Of lines that
kun together.
IiIirara Necesita, ten ofisers and a gallon Of
evry 8 privates.
inIuce the dogs Of war but muzzle the darn
IS; if w don't somebody will get hurt.
var Of Exterminashun,' this fraze belongs
20 the komislra department
.dvanse Gard this is n gard tha hav tn hlv
arma TO keep our fellers from pi;chin in tn
ema fruntwaris.
ere Gard. this is a gard tha hav tn hav to
our fellers when they surrounded from
n in III the enema backwards
vi quiet on the Pottermuck, this shows
parfeck subjeckshun our tellers are under.
IiIitara rge,''-trying to re1uce swamp
chin the bilyous fever ont of it.
ickets. these are the chaps that are cent out
sEy- .-.=AGsLsr Of the enema, and IN see If the
| rebels has got n pass.
vGz OF LORD PALNERsToN N 1S53.-J1nuGrU
ord Palmerston goes to the park and skates
hours.
ruqry I4-Lori Palmerston goes out and
valentine and sends it to Miss Punch
rch 2O--L0rd Palmerston goes to ball and
Scotch reels till four o'clock in the morning
Il I2-LOri Palmerston starts to walk from
.inster to Broadlands. End accomplishes the
Llf-au-hCur within the Tune prescribed
% Lord PalmerstOn rides Little Elephant
? Derby, and is 4 bad third. when about two
: from home ne shouts out joke which sends
an and :. Rogers in convulsiOns from the sad
the flvorite. and the Elephant wins, as his
Iip observes. q" by trunk
2 27-Lori Palmerston reviews the channel
aces the TT'Grrior against the Black Prince,
mself steering the foTIer, won by three quar-
an hour.
2I-Lori Palmerston. for n trifing bet,
from Westminster to Hammersmth bridge
ck. and then re entering the House. delivers
ing speech and defeats the Opposition.
.1st 3O.-Lori PalmerstOn at one sitting reads
n Is .WserG5les.
'su5sr Is Lord Palmerston, scornIng bat
.oes cat shooting Ike ,rue sportsman, aud.
n breakfast and dinner, bags lis brace Of
igs= AID a mayor who cine bOthering over the
With an address.
her 70 Lord PaImerstcn goes on 4 walking
rough the Highlands. stalks various deer, aud
es among the Scottish ladies a sensation un-
i since Charles Edward.
em5er 27.-LOrd Palmerston, his way
rides from York TO London. and goes next
10 AstIey's 70 see Dick TLrpfH.
su5sr 2j lord Palmerston, true 70 the end,
up 4 laddc- and writes all along Cambridge
=. NEVER GIVE CP.''-Punch's POcB-el Book.
ULE WITHOUT AN ExCEPTIOS.-There are e1-
. TO every other rule but the rnle of three;
never changed. As your income Is to your
iiJures, % Will the amount Of your debts he 10
ssh in hand and your constant ability TO meet
Your furniture may be less snowy than that
= neighbOr. but never mind Better are cane
ed chairs and mahogany tables that are paid
an spring cushions and marble mantles on
II six months Your coat may be less fashion
nan your neighbOr's. but remember there -
ar balancing the books. and every purse has
So ecouomize, and always remember the
: three.
ELEGAxr woNAS-There Is n person whose
NOUS voice gives 70 her conversation charm
equally in her manners She knows how 10
silence, how delicately to engage herself with
md use only proper subjects Of conversation.
1rls are happily chosen; her language is pure,
iIery caresses, and her criticism does not
Far from cOntraiicting with the ignorant
nee Of a fool, she seems to seek in your COM
Dod sense or truth. She iudnlges in diSserts-
: little as she does in disputes; she delights 20
discussion which she stops when she pleaSes.
iteness has nothing forced IN il, her welcome
r servile; she reduces respect to nothing more
delicate shade; she never tires you, and leaves
Itisfed with her and yourself. Attracted TO
here by an inexplicable power, you find her
grace impressed upon the things with which /
rounds herself; everything there pleases the /
and while there you seem TO breathe the fresh /.
the country In intimacy this person reduces /
a tone of fresh simplicity. She is natural. !
yer makes an effort at'luxury Of display; her 1
ants are simply rendered, because they are /
She is frank without offending any ones self |
She accepts men as God has made them par /
their faults and ridiculous qualities; compre- /
ali ages, and vexing herself about nothing, /
ne has tact enough to foresee everything. She /
rather than consoles; she is tender and true, I
re you love her irresistibly. You will take /
q type and vow to worship ber-Bdi=Gc. I /
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