The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1863-08-14
Auntofk 9rIffrsoniar.
Local and Miscellaneous.


CIIEnCH wv Oh AIANDl1Oms
wingert's Corners, Orgust Q.
I he'd brother who left his pater-
mel roof in 1Sforty-nine, fer the per-
pus of maxim o fortin follerin the
briny depe. lie didn't maik fortin
however, maxim fortins bein a thing
fer witch the Nasby fammily is not
sellcbratid. lie had bin absent all NV
the time, and he'd never word frum
his naytiv land. He went frum this
county, and wen he landid at Moo
York he cum strate 2 this plais. l
reserved him with open arms.
"Josef," SEE I, "do 700 still RENAME
troo 2 the Dimecratic faith ~
"Petroleum, sez he, "I do. Ez
wuz resolvd in our Konvenshun the
we're afore I startid, / blceve that
Slaivry is evil, and that the Dimoc-
risy NV Ohio shood use all constoosh-
mel menes to mittygait and FINELY
eraddycait it, and
"IIold," sez /, "times is changd.--
The Dimocrisy now look upon slaiv-
ry ez blessin, but, go on"
81 bleeve," rcsoomd he, "that the
settlin NV the qwestion NV slaivry by
the Missory compermise wuz rite
and
Hold on" sez l, "we repeeld th,
Compromise"
II bleeve," retorted he feebly, "tha'
slaivry is the creecher NV lokle lejis
lashen, and shood be exclooded frun
the territoris, and
"Stiddy," SEE l, "the Dimocrisy is
in faver NV extendin it all over the
territoris."
"Well," sez Josef, sez he, "I'm fel
the Union wun and indivizable- -that'
Dimocrisy aint itp'
YES" sez I, "with sevral ifs anC
and much butts. We are jest now e;
a party ingaygd in the delitetul worl
NV splittin up the old Union in2 :
parts, as per Vandaldigum. Josef
your behint the age. You see; Jose
we wuz fer the Union wun and indi
vizable jest so long ez the Dimocras.
wich wuz mostly lokated Sowth, hc'
controle NV sed Union, In them day
Moo England wuz under. The
things changd. Moo England spre
over the west and ther wuz DANCE
NV losin the controle. To check eI
we commenst legislatin fustly re
/, peelin the Compromise SO they nit
take niggers thcr if they Good git i
> fast enufT. That wuz a failyer, the
we desided that the Constooshn pei
tected slavery, and that it Good z
ther anyhow. Still Moo England bee
us, electin a Abolishn President an
we holted so that We Good git shet II
Moo England. And that's watts th
wars about"
Sez Josef, sez he, petroleum, {
me it doth seem that all thet's left u
the Democrisy to which ] wunst bC
longd is the naim."
= 2 which scntenshusly replide, "a
air"
"Sez Josef, sez he, Petroleum,
can't git it thro me. Ef l he'd stay
! ut home, perhaps mite hev took thes
changis down wun at time, but {
; wun dose it's 9 much. Therefos
, Petroleum V. consider me owt. TT
old flags good cnuff fer me I than
you, and Androo Jxn, wuz abowt I'll
style NV Dimekrat you mite bet y,
bottom dollar on. ] repoodiate d
hull ont. ] don't like egg shells, Mt
nuthin wat aint got no meet into
by wich strilSin mettyfor l meen
. say thet a party that hez dispozd l
its prinsipples and lives on n emp
" naim aint the assosiashen fer anyb
Is dy but low graid NV ijeots, and
a high graid nv skoundrels, sech
= would garrote the Goddis NV Liber
q fer the white cotton mite gownd 81
r is piktorelly represented ez weari
Petroleum V. adoo."
'tIk 4
re The next day he enlistid. / 81
I, him depart with bloc kotc on.
nc haddent dollar that l Good be
4 rer, wuz rejoist to see him 60.
Q Respectfully,
al PETROLEUM V. NAsBI.