The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1863-04-23

Here's health Of the bisot, whoever he may be,
Who rhymes without reason OF the immaculate
Who cries, Down with all join the true church,
Lest Heavens you left the Iurch
Apostolic succession is the badge that
Those hav'n't the badge cannot up tlerej
So fall into rank and train in squad,
Or be left to The uncoy'nanted mercies Of God.
For great God should gather tares
TFli he 70 the credit Of our prevalent prayers,
Which IufdeI, Heretc, Jew
And ungodly sDissenters' like you.
" But ,ye, why we're free from any defects,
Ue'Ue holy abhorrence Of all the ssetsj
Sanctimonious graces encircie our necks
Salvation flows only through the ditch have dgged:
There's Ark q safety but the have rigged
Our titles exclusive through grace descends
And sanctity flows from pure fngerendsi
There : worthy worship except with forms
Our moth-eaten ritual has wonderful charms
Ours is virtue antique, and grace gone to seed:
We stand BY the Calendar, the Cross and the Greed.
Those pray with spirit, using book,
For acceptance with Heaven vainIy shall look.
When they sing it is cant, only set a canter
When they preach It's the Of a violent ranter
In the puritan" style Of some old Covenanter.
Alas for Luther and Calvin for Quaker and Jew
For Wesley and watts-the whole ssetariaH crew,
II they preach not AMI pray not Catholics do"
Ws Catholics pray tell Us which ones you mean
There several may choose between
Three owls, sitting each his separate perch,
saying l, only I, the head Of tire church
The Patriarch, Preiate. and jolly old Pope
Each pulIug way-here three ends to the rope
The Greek and he Roman a vulgar fraction,
Zach one Is the ehurca-the SinOH-gure section
Both the Greek aud the BritOn, the Roman detesti
Aud both by the Pope Ieft-LauIelIy bIest
He has turned them both : arch-heretics: so
He offers pardon the tip Of his toe.
Plus says % the Greek. just acknowledge my sway
BE it mine 70 coHmaud-be it yours to obey
In submission is peace-come, what DO you say ~
To oxford he sends his p0HfifcH buiL,
Sop sectaran schisul, and together We'H pui
Leave that rickety inn which built and prepared
By SAINT British 5lueBeari
Only safe meath the shadow Of =. Peters iome,
ke,lrn 20 ;he fold, 20 the true church me homei
There's L-Jr4y house, the higl-Toad TO Rome"
WIKI sSrpjicaI grin ;hey listen, though
Zach than half ready TO go:
Then taking a look that blessed big toe,
Zach with a shrug, and says. Pho, Mono ~
Such Catholic oHeHsss-wi;h three separate heads;
Zach one with his and Procustean beds
Protesting 5rotherIy love, each abuses the other,
And to prove this title keeps kicking his brother.
OshIure on the shan-the shallow preteusr,
!a you re doing Gods service while running fence
at through Lords seepf5II with Phaees prayer,
We're right slei they re all uTOHg there
y'AaHs the sham that makes sslf-c0HeeH
Tie standard Judgment 'tiNt the and the wheat
Don't sand df-putiar n the gateway;
God O welcome all
Ye Iaubing with untemPered mortar,
When ye would up the wall
For t.s poorest and the humbest,
Who through CHRIST would enter in,
Shall be welcome the richrsti
And, cIsansed from every sin,
shall sing Glory Hau-Iuilh
Aud with a ami mighty shout,
shall drown the oi ;he bisots
Who sought 10 keep theTn