The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1863-07-24

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0-y-A traitor is good fruit to hang from
the uoughs oi the tree Of liberty.
o. DEATu is the dropping of the flow.
cr that tho Iruit may swell.
0C5-DAp thoughts and jccnycd teeth
urr alike IN one rcSpcct-bcttcr out than
in the head.
0cTGREAT powers and natural gins do
not bring priylcdgcs a. their possessOrs
50 much us they bring duties.
Tue war has made three thousand six
hundred aud wcn,y.cight rebel widows
in Georgia.
HEAVEN could execute its purpose just
Ms easily without great men us without
little ones.
Or all the Percy family, the noblcst is
Percy We're (pcrscvcrc y aud the most
Percy Cute, pcrsecutc)
EvEs brigham Youug's wives are af-
fcctcd with the military spirit they call
their husband Briggy-dcnr.
Why are Marys the most omiubc of
their sex because they can always be
Moiigfeid.
o. II Is only by labor that thought can
be made healthy, aud only by thought
that labor can bc made happy.
THERE urc no poultry in the South, but
there are great many two-lcggcd ami
mails there that scratch Tor u living
Louisville journal.
A DosToS man has invented now
pocket that he cHlls thicf.proof." Our
people need somc change in their pock-
cts.
0cT THE Hamilton (Butlcr County,
Telegraph says :
"Thc last two weeks have been pretty
good weather for Union men,"
BEAUTY WITHOUT ExrETssIoN TIRES.
Able Menngc said Of the President lie
Builleul, "thn, he was fit for nothing but
to sit for his portrait.
SAID a woman TO an old maid, My
husband is not so good a husband as he
should be, but he is a powerful sight bet.
ter thun none.'
or Why is man ascending Vesu-
vius like an lrisbmun trying tu ki-s pref
ty girl! Because he wants TO get ut the
cratar's mouth.
0STIF man talks in n'olen,ly TO you
under the plea OF candOr YOU can knock
him down under the plea Of infrmity ol
temper.
tJ-I have n good car. a wonderful ear,
said conCeilcd musician IN the coarse ol
conversation, $50 has II jackuss," said Il
bystunder.
0CJ-A young man advertised in New
Jersey paper for situation us sor-'n-l ~
in u respectable family. Would have no
objection to goi ne a short distance i.to
the country.
0NTTo make hens lay pcrpe,unly, hit
them on the head with big club. Other
means have been recommended, but this
is the only one we have ever found to be
cilectuIl.
0|TMY name IL Somerset. EN- a
miserable buchelor. cannot marry; for
how could hope to prevail ON any young
lady, possessed of the slightest notions oi
delicacy, 10 turn somerSeR
0TDo you understand me nowl thun-
dered peuagoguo TO an urchin, at whose
head he hurled an inkstand.
'l've an inkling OF what you mean,' said
his pupil,
AK Irishmnn who had blistered his
fingers by endeavering to draw on a new
pair of boots, exclaimed "By st. Pat.
rick | [ believe shall never get thin on
until wear thin day OF two !"
Apropos Of this is the following
On h, airing a clergyman remark, " The
world ID Iull OF change" Mrs, Parting
ton said she could hardly bring her mind
to believe it, SO little found rs way into
her pocket.
THE Richmond Enquirer says that
among other things the rebels must do,is
to put their clothes on war iooting.-
We suppose they wall adopt the Georgi-
an uniform, oi shir, collar aud pair Of
spurs.
THE last, best fruit which comes too
late for perfection, eve in the kindlicst
soul, is the tenderness toward the hard
forbearadce toward the uniorbearng,
warmth of heart toward the cold, philan-
thropy toward the msanthropic.
"GoNE SourH "-One hundred and
fifty families, residents Of Alexandria,
were sent South ON the 0th.on the ground