Dayton daily empire. [volume] (Dayton [Ohio]) 1850-1865, 1863-01-02

|akes b poshint NJ idee ", II / epth = F0rd
y - 10 get " sasfd, Tine rite, and aoat
seer Vat 700 say 3Sfs the only fbe pf pehin
ihai hoids good5n The long run. Nos, ses III
'ef LjB-kin don't spell Lindh ehsf on arth
does IL spellG That seemed 70 stump him.
"But, see he, aMajer, there's some gincnui
rules that erter be phservsd-rples hat ths
schools Az hse. HNel" sesI II don know
absats chsea, aRI gess The k~srnsldon.a
went 70 school six weeks, and III
Kernel ses hs went six months school iar-
min IS nifty poor truck 20 pot into . tellsrs
he'd unless he's got Hgood deel Of brains there
There 5 more edieaied fools nov an The
world Than there are fools Of eny other kind,
and there's a great menny of'em- Lord kBows
AID" ses I, its these edicstec fools that
why Aeis, z. be IyoT Ain''an enemy
"wal, no. Mr. senator, / amt DO enemy 70
edication ] only hate educated fools
SEES he, A'Majer, shat DO you mean by ed'
Gated fools 2 aoa
1~wsf" sts J. sven I vas a boy, and went
to school the six weeks speak Of, there was
n boyin my class who could beat me . spellin
and readin, and in eenamost every thing but
2 could lick him jus, a. easy as ] could whistle.
He badn't any more spunk, or pluck, or eour-
age tharrA sick chicken, ADD NIFTY little gene
wine c0nmon sense. His father. however.
ss,ns him 20 colledge, mud the 6ret thing 4
aeerd Of him the papers were calm him a
harmed mAn- and be @Ht done eny thing sEeT
since bot 10 hlab at Abolishin meetins, and
make Abohshin speeches Nov, ses ].
that wat eal an edieBted fool just like
the larnsd pin-be can do wat be larns 10 do
or sees done bhtas for reel common Sense
lofeli whether a thing Is right or ronR, be
ain worth enY more for It than a bnll dog Is
TO catch rats.
Snmnur looked kinder lireaked wen ] sed
this butI didn't say . word 'andl1st here Che
Kerre4. ~hefad Jeea-dsgs slaRs-la esl-his
boot iaek. cum in. Ses he, Good moenin,
Mr. Sumfrure IN bet YOU one Of Chasss
rrestbneks. p bss De, that you can't tell why
dis boot iatk 10 like an oghceseeker. SUM
nure said be c0uldn & a"Wal3 ses the kerasl
sbeeause IL sticks close 20 the heels Of the
President M
1 telles The kernel how that Sumnure sod
that the Message warnt grammatical wal,
ses be. ~ believe every thing goes rong seoce
I became PresidiBt The eountry is upside
down the niegers are more uabbel than ever
before the white men are cutting ~oneaDotber $
fhroats, An II seems ~ II Bedlam was let loose
an nov the gra,pmer has been violated, they
say Wat ] wonder wat on Arth ] Am 6t for.
never succeeded well in fat boteini j alters
had poor crops wen ! tried 70 be a farmer /
Was too tall 10 spit rails handy and, as 3
lawyer, ! warn any thing more than from
poor 70 m~iddling Ell can't be President, J.
don't see wat on artb ] was mad for.
Wal ses Kernel, perhaps you are like
/ the old QuAker's dog. SEES he, How was
49,. A. - AA.n y - i III salt wnu tka
story. tpiu Maine, not fur from Downing
Vile. tbere used 10 live an old Quaker, named
HezAkiah Peabody. he had q ySlIer dog that
was ADDS loungin around the boas. Que day
Sol Hopkins, q rough old feller, cum along,
and ses be, Mr.. Peabody, ! want a dog 70
hunt ioxss DO you think your dog is good for
foxes Now. ses the Quaker, .Deigbbor
solomon, / never tried The dog on foxes, for
The hnnhng q any animal is not my business
But, if-tbee wishes a dog FOR foxes, according
10 the Scriptures, this dog muEi be a good dog
for, foxes Wal, viii you warrant him a
good dog for fo1esY ] can not do thai,
neighbof solomon, for, | never tried him on
foxes, but aeeordlng 70 lie Scriptures ye can
be sure the dog is coed for foKeS So old
Sol. thinking that Seripiers proof must be
good, gave tie Quaker Eve dollars for the dog.
He took him hum, and the next day he saw =
iox rupninE across one OF has lois So he
called the dog and showed him the fox, bui
be wouldn'l str an inch after him, This mAdt
lod Sol terribul mad, and the nert day be
took The dog back 70 the Quaker, an ses be
u bis rough way, "Mr. Peabody. this dog ain
worth dam "Tui. int neighbor solomon
dee shouldn't speak PfeFpsly with Thy iips
l"Tbai may be, ses Old Sol, "5ui didn't you
tel me that this dog Eas good for foxes
No, neighbor SolomOa, / think not / sAiC
according to the Brnpters be mnst be gooC
for foxes aNsl says old Sol, "hoF d.
Won make hat .eatG Wal. neighhor, thl
lScripters say that there is nothing made IL
vain. su as / hRd tried that dog op every thiHl
leise except fox hontn, Though thai thai mus
De What he MAS made fori Now, SEES
krrref-hupe Il WORT tnrn cut that you Ar
Hike the old Qoakers dog made ia vain, or
as cid SCI Hopkins skPFeesed n, 'HoA porih
ID bat sss | ct you dom restore thi
Union before your term expire, the peopl
viii think YOU were a good deal worse thAl
n QdAsefs dog for Il he Wasnt good IS
cav tAipg.ahe 6idn't do any particular harm
The Ecrnel didn't seem 10 ike this sior
, muck, fof Says be. "Msier. think Jon AT
. rsuEa kipazr peFsaneE cSesl .1Nnl kens
1 + ao4s ) eaa1ts3sA! BAT VOC fses AsAhsS
sometimes h~telessr than you thnk for whs
= you begin 70 tel them
Sea here esSard eom ID. with Ms ehureA
c yard smile. SEES he, Good mOrpin', NJ
IPresiduti I've got good news from Englsn'
There went be any interTessihn nov, and th
rebellyun viii be over 10 sixty dsyA N
4 friend Weed thlnks %, too Z
awhats 81 Boss ? ses Linkip, That's a
nane be calls Sassrd -. "0h, ssA he, nl
{ bin has haas, @d0n't you see By TIE pApel