The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1863-04-08

a Little Of Everything.
The nsrrowest mind has room for .
prejudice.
1T is easier 70 see small faults thai
large virtues.
How many peas are there in tint !
One (p).
We quarrel with the unfortunate Ia
avoid plying them.  ."s
Men are like wagons; they rattle most
when there's nothingin them. - II
| "A man never goes straight to his ob-
ject unless he's bent upon j. -....,s-f p
| TO those who have made their way,
none are acceptable whose wsy is not yet
made. =
| Suspension bridges may answer y
good purpose; suspension banks don't.
Use pitch to keep water out and a
pitcher to keep it in. .sa--.,.s.44ez .a-
| What age do young girls wish to st-
tains Marriage. 81
daily Evening Mail :" lover calling
on his sweetheart. .q-'
III an egg could speak, what preserve
would it mentons Ms-me.laid (Marme-
lade). - -. 81.
She who can compose cross baby il
greater than he who composes books.
Men do two thirds Of the SHINING in
the world and make women do the other
third. 49,
"A woman fascinates US quite as often
by what she overlooks as by what she sees.
To every old man, his departed Boy
hood is Paradise Lost-fuller of poetry
than Milton's.
LIN general, he only can patiently en-.
dure the fame Of others who deserves fame
himself. ~.--' - .
-Thxt society where fiattery is acted q
much more agreeable than that where it il
spoken.
He who loves only himself dislikes
nothing so much as to be alone with the
object of his affections.
"A red-headed lover, in writing to .
red. headed girl, should take great care in
wording his letters. The less said about
mutual flame" the better.
The eaglet must have time. The beak
that in due season will cleave skull. at
hrst has merely power to chip the egg.
1t is better to meet danger than to wait
for it. A ship on Ice shore stands out to
sea in storm to escape shipwreck.
--Dobbs says he has one Of the most
obedient boys in the world. He tells him
to do as lie plcases, and he does it without
murmuring.
The greatest mistake we make in our
human relations is interfering too mucl,
with each others freedom. We are too
apt to think our way is the only way.
Very tall man in train to neighbo,-
II shall get out here and stretch my lcgs
bit, as We wait ten minutes" "For
goodness sake, sir, don't do that, they are
too long by hall, already" o..4
Sam Rogers once observed to a lady.
"How desirable it is in any danger to have
presence of minds" "Ycs," she quietly
replied, "but would rather have absence
of body"
AT a printers festival the following
toast was given: 1.-THE editor and lawyer
the devil is satisfied with the copy of the
former, but requires the original Of the lat
ter"
--"Is your master up" asked an early
visitor of the Marquis Of Bl-mfords v.le'.
"Yes, sir" rejoined the valet, with great
innocence, ''the butler and carried him
up about three O'clock"
--"The price man puts on himself is
the very highest penny the world will ever
bid for him he'll not always get that, but
he'll never get farthing beyond it,
WHOM the gods would destroy, they
Hrc Otn, ~ Il tto Ii .
one for our imitation. If you would de-
tnelish An opponent in argument, 6rss-
make him as mad Us you can. ....a