Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1863-02-21
Bachler's Thermometer

E0SLiiSl . ISA
AT sixteen. Impatient, palpitatic to
ward the young ladies.
AT seventeen. Blushiug and confusion
in conversation with them.
At eighteen. Confidence in conversing
with tLeu much increased.
At nineteen. Angry if he is treated by
them as boy,
AT twenty. Very conscious Of his own
charms and manliness.
AT twnenty one. A mirror in his room
qlite indispensable to admire himself.
At twenty two. lusufcrabIe puppy
ness
At twenty three. Thinks no woman is
good enough for HIM
At twenty four Uo ia caught una
wares by the suares OF cupid.
At twenty five. The connection broke
off for self conceit on his part.
AT Attwenty six. Conducts himself with
much superiority toward her.
At twenty seven. Pays his respects to
another young lady, nor without hopes Of
mortifying the first.
At twenty eight. He is Notifying and
frantic at being refused.
/ At twenty niue lie rails against the
fair sex in general
At thirty. Morose and out of humor
at conversation on matrmony.
btthirty one. Contemplates matrimony
ittlo marc nnA"r tha influence Of intnro>t
than he rmcrly did.
at thirty two Considers personal beau.
ty in wife not quite so Indispensable as
formerly.
A thirty three. Still attans most ox-
aied opinion of his ownpersoual attraction
as "a husband.
At thirty four, Consequently has no
idea but he may s.ill marry "chlcken.
At thirty five Fell deeply and VIC
lently i'll love with one Of seventeen"
At thirty SIX. Another refusal.
f at thirty seven. He INDUCES in every
= kind dissjp ation.
= At thirty eight. He shuns the best par
of the female sex.
= At thirty nine Suffers much NORTH
cation and renorse in so doing.
!. At forty. A fresh budding of matrl
II monial ideas.
1t A forty one. A very n;cc young wido'
:" pcrplexes him.
At forty two. Ventures to address he
: with mixed sensations of love and inter
h est.
At forty three, Interest prevails, whjc
- causes much cautious reflection
y At forty four. The widow jlts him, sh
"a being as curious as himself.
" AT forty five. Becornes every day moi
ayerse to the fair sex.
y At forty six, Gouty and nervous SYM
q toms begin to appear.
AT forty seven. Fears what may b
-. come of him when he is old and infrm.
i'd At forty eight He thinko living alOl
re is quite irksone.
~ At 70 ty nine. Resolves to have pr
~ ~ dent young woman as a house keeper al
nd companion.
If, At fifty. 4 nervous affection about hi
and frequent attacks ol the go"t
Al fifty one. Much pleased V.th h
, own house kraper as . nurse,
no 1t Gny two Commences some arlao
ed maut for her.
Athoy three. His pride royo.ts a. t
10 idea OF marrng her.
no. no. At fifty four. Is in great distress abo
nk how to act.
At fifty five. Completely under her
ter fueuce, and very miserable.
49, At fifty six Very painful though
- about parting with her.
- At fifty seven She refuses to live vi
him any longer.
At fifty eight, Gouty, nervous a
'ns sadly bilious.
:" At fifty nine. Falls very i'll, and Sci
the for her to his bedside, and intends, espo
or, ing.
lit At sixty. Grows worse, ani has
as last will aud testament made in her ia'
a., aud makes his exit.
the 49,, I'll !. ,;uo
eLa What creatures may be SAID to live