, 1863-05-18
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: Advertising for q Wife.
; marriage is honorable in all; and if is ou;t
Tght That young men and women shoul
come together, and cozen each other to tbj
end, aim and object Of sexal difference an
distinction. They could not helm It. lndeci
lucy would; Tor nature has put It int
every human heart to demand love as the nf
cess'ty OF its existence, and she hides beueat
1has lmpassioncd feeling, thia intoxication q
'ne sonl and sense Of John in this alley. fo
P'etfy Foil, and the rosy checks in that-hc
ai1e1lor anu arcane purposes, Of which tn
stat1st who makes out the census is tho hos
exponent.
The month Of May, too, is perhaps the hes
month in all the year for younr f,1ts IN f,1
IN love- and 60 a-wooing in. Queen Eliza
pe1h, Who was as tender as chick upon tbit
subject, and went of like tr.in Of suupow
oer' pehcath the fiery eye1ashes OF any hand
some gentleman-from Raleigh to Leicester
usca 10 say that she dare not trust herself in
sueh companionship among the cowsips. md
anu daisies, the datfodils aud yio]ets wbic,,
spangle the meadows and woods of Enpland
III this gay, merry and amorous mouth-csne.
cia'y If milk-maid should happen to be
singing loTe.ditty, hard by, to her cow.-
'or 1ear shc should lose her heart. which
"onlo mare been sad loss indeed. for so
maldeniy Queen, and a just cause, no donht
for court scandal!
All Eiizabeths are not made of such finder
rs Elizabeth Queen, however, and it wou1a
not be good fur them if they were. But IT. ia
nevertheless true that this pleasant Mar..5mc
Is sweet tostcrer Of mutual affections when
Two young lovers tempt 1t In the open fields.
or Inc retirement Of woods. Everything
seems to Invite nearer aud still nearer ncr.
eonal approaches, and endcarmeuts-and If
would not be surprising II the music and de-.
AcIons rapture of untold kisses mingled Mt
last with the song Of the birds and the hin.
ing and cooling Of the doves.
Lovers walks, if we rightly remember are
usually taken with this object in view, either
expressed or understood, but mostly the lat-
Ter, as being more modest aud rcticeut: and
1t Would be astonishing, if It were not so emt-
nent'y natural, to consider what subterfugcs,
and pretty enough, though rather lame cx.
cuses, girl even in the full blush of woman
hood, will resort to, if she expects her lover.
that She may hoodwink her parents and guar.
dfans, and steal away from all eyes to meet
him.
VI course the end and meaning Of all this
is the curious state Of fmatzimony, which NO.
man looks upon as the be all and end all of
her life And to think what pains and tronb1e
sue VIII take to getinto it-neyer asking her
sell If she may not hereafter, be driven Into
taSins the same, or greater pains and trouble
10 get out Of it Socrates, who wasn't. It is
true, altogether an Apollo In his person and
the fashion Of his features, buta good Judge
o1 mattmony from experience, was Thought |
" many Greek maiden in his time, to be n
snrly, unmanner1y ogre, because be said. and
was ready to maintain against a1l comers. that
'nose VINO we're out OF 1t wanted to get in IT,
ana those who were in it wante2to ret out of
1t. It vas doubtless wicked libel upon tho
institution, SO far as the latter part of the DOS.
tu1ate is concerned; or, at all events it would
be 20, II there were not so nany separations
from bed and board, and SO many dovnr,oht
and absolute divorces.
Thenumbcrs, however, who want to he mi,
tlated into the secrets Of the Matrimonial so.
ciefy, and take up the degree Of wife. Is far
Ierv nronor1oo !. s t''eu sno mys-
Thonsana and nm ouso-,, IKE '1he
EXPOSE thc wbo1c .fr,;~ -, 80 A1e 1e''os TO
,nhoo,1 o,a 40 ~ 1usu4I 10 "om'
hercoT "4ons u'aanst the rights
1ss,s :,
infs IS encouraging, especially to Door
'a1enclors ont Of luck; and if any woman.
later should he inclined to douht the f,rt
- % 49, 49, e ~ ~ ,sto,lsn MN oS referring him
- s1' A'e1 VI .ne tribune for the last month
';ss4 WI enefe ma plenty Of eau.
.1',. 4o' LIZ sunsages Of aymcn-if he
1oo4o nappeh 70 Know such chap-both
lue ana 'enaale' And furthermore, if he .
oaia s4s4g ensconce himself behind the ad-
os'Ds counters, and see the scores, nav,
OF pretty girls who bring advertise t
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.ona." "a .,'e "ae.'''ing' aoa one would !
w. 1,.a" "e w ai.tn eue women came from. I
an of fnn 49, 49,, !oH.s "no oeats IN ILLS t
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;, al 9han, :. - .ne army make 1t known, II