Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1863-01-22

ctet Wheu nc prccneu MS CRATE serinOn On the
Cumberland mountains
"White man, yaler man, jist as good as |;
Big pig, little pig, root hog or die"
1eter was a culled preccher, as is clcerly proved
by the Constitushen and By Laws of the Republic
of Hayt
Thare is Dan Uh, Ault, Olds, Reisinger, and
a hole lot moar butternuts what air spilen to hay
the free Amerikens of Afriken descent drv from
the Stat ov Ohio but think with sich glorious
patriots as Lincoln and Tod the time will soon
smile upon this hear earth when awl sich iellers
will be mir cum drouS
Let us larn ov mater how things shood be dun
The trees ov the forest, and ov the grove, even
two the staitly oak what shades the hog pen, put
forth THAR leaves ov various culers, awl on per
feet equality. THAR descent is Ineyer inquired
after, nor air emmy degraded because ov THAR
cutler. The smell of the buckeye is as onerable
as that of the rose, and so is the smell of the
polecat as onerabe as that ov the muskrat Th
shood tech US that the euler and smell of the
culled gentlemen and ladies is jist as onerable as
those ov the white trash The cuerd and white
people should cherish in their heart ov hearts
and apply unto each other the sublime language
ov Governor Tod in his eloquent and pocical
letter to loyal and intelligent contraband of the
female perswashen, when he sed
"'rhe rose is red the violet blue
Suger is sweet, and so air you"
This sentiment will stick to every loyal heart
a shoemaker's trewsers.
Feller Representatives we make the panerul
discovery that gold and butternuts is at about so
per cent. premium. The butternuts always stuck
up for the gold and when gold goes up butternuts
goes along. think military necessity demands
that proclamashen shood be issued agin both ov
them. Abolish them altogether, and make green.
backs and postage stamps the only currency.
When went up Salt River after the elecshen
we had sorryful time Of it.. Thare was 80 meny
loyal and intelligent lovers of the culerd peepel
that powerful site of good Good bin dun for
the free Amer ikcns of Airiken descent If they
had a bin elected, instead of havin to retreat up
Salt Biver from the victorious butternuts am
glad got substitute and cum down hear agin.
| want to see sumthin dun for our chosen peepel
this winter. All lands what the taxes aint paid
on should be forfeited to the Stait and given, as
an management, to free Amerikens of Afrikcn
descent to cum into our Stat Such indooce.
ment would bring menny loyal and intelligent
contrabands into Ohio, to the CRATE joy of strong
minded wimmen and Republicans generally
Norway rats is the only thing what aint taxed,
and think we shood maik a law reuuiren peepel
to put S cent government stamp on the nose ov
each and every rat on their premises. We shood
by joint resolution, require the Guverner to issue
his proclamation against the seven. year itch and
crapulashen cumen in the Stait, these air sum
what trublesum to free Amerikcns of Afliken
descent
Fellers. we must lay the ropes to beat the cop.
perheds at the next elecshen in this Stait. If we
don't tha will get into power and end the war. and
then all our fat army kon:racts will be gone, and
onest Old Abe's proclamashun nullifed, which
wood bring ruin on the country and maik jeff
Davis King Of Amerky.
To day we air about to elect Ben Wade to the
United Stats Senate, When we succeed all the
free Amerikens of Afriken descent will rise up
to call us blest Ben ken talk louder drink moar
whiskey and swear more eloquently than emmy
other man in Ameriky. He luvs the cullerd pee .
pie, and will go in for accumu!aten of them till
tha cuver the land and the AIR is rich with thare
perfume. He sed emmy man that talks about the
Constitution now is traitor. This remark was
so true, so loyal, an suits onest Old Abe so we'll
that we shood elect him on account of il.
We have no Constitutions w, no laws, no
courts-whatever ken be dun for the cuerd pee.
pie is loyal and whatever goes against them is
treasog. The legislator what wont egislate for
the cullerd people is a treasonabel bodily and the
editor what wont write for them is traitor snd
the soldier what wont fight exclusively for them
is a secesh.
Feller Representatives, we have spent much
time and right smart chance ov money to pro.
moat improvement in horses CATTLE hogs. sheep,
dogs, wheat, oats, rye, corns, &c. Now, think,
sinse this legislator is renowned for its wisdom,
its onesty, its intelligence, and its selfsacrfcen
disposshen, We shood dew sum act what wood
put us at the tp-top of the ladder of fame and
kause us each to wear awrel reath on our brow
as big as bed quilt. !, therefore, offer the fol-
io"iiS iCooiusucu
RESOLVED, That it is the request of this legisla-
ter that onest A, Linken, Esq, President of the
United Stats of Amerika, accorden to military
necessity, be, and is hereby, requested, to issue
his proclamation Immediately, if not sooner, re.
quiren all cullerd females of Afriken descent to
produce and deliver to their luven husbands, at
each burth, at least once year, not less than
three responsibilities.
Feller Representatives, | think proclamashun
of this kind military as well as literary ncces.
sity, Itwood throttel the rebellion, mak traitors
lay down their arrs and call round to get father
Abraham to hang them. Besides this it wood
soon produce free Amerik ems of Alriken descent
enough to peepel the country, and then tina Good
colonze the white trash on sum guano island
where tha wood ceas to be trubel to the chosen
peepel of this country.
Fellers, am exhausted. Will bruther Marion
c. Hills lead me into the Guverner's room to talk
drink