The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1863-04-17
EVANSVILLE, IND. FRIDAY MORNING,

with wonder. After l have made my
fortune at this, l will go to Africa, bait a
boa 20 lstrctor with the 'original sece .
sioniSt, and forthwith shall dispatch to
America for conservative chap" and
will, after having cought the boa, and
secured per Adams Express Co., the
conservative chap" proceed on a mis-
sion of speculation for Uuncle Sam. /
am sure that can then sell the "conser-
vative chap" to Queen Victoria for a
very large sum, to be paid in equal anu
al enstallments, so as to entirely pay the
interest on our National debt, and
make the country easy on the sub
ject of taxation. For the "copper"
head, / am confident that | can get a
very large sum from Napoleon, and with
this money | propose to pay the salaries
of that portion of the Indiana Legisla-
ture, who were for voting mot another
man, nor another dollar" for the war,
besides, shall procure suitable monu-
ments for that part Of the =" honorable
body" and then the people will rejoice
to see them die.
The Boa Constructor / shall keep for
the satisfaction of what few there may
be left of that class, who are afraid the
North will be overrun with negroes, and
| am sure the presence of that lion of
snakedom will succeed in quieting the
fearful, and keep the negro in his proper
sphere, besides, shall endeavor to teach
this huge snake to devour all of the
" copperhead species that crawl over
the country, and altogether, / think by
the next Presidential election we can be
a more happy people than we ever were.
The negro baby will give to Horace
Gree y, who will write an interesting
" romance on the" novel freaks of ma
ture that will astonish the world. |
intend them to go on pleasure trip to
see all the " last bitches" when | will
be prepared to settle down in life to the
great satisfaction of very large circle
of the Wigginses.
Treason, no doubt, sits in high places
in our rear. We all believe it, and more,
were not quick to place confidence in
the promises of those candidates whose
great hobby was more vigorous pros
ocution of the war" We then be-
lieved they were lying, and so it
has turned out, and we all see it now.
Those chaps belonged before to cabal
dark and heinous, and only assumed the
garb of Union, and "a more vigorous
prosecution Of the war" that they could,
as the representatives of the people,
cover up their mean treachery by pre-
tending to be simply "peace men" after
they had so lied to and deceived the peo-
pie.
The Vaccinations of these vile and
cowardly hypocrites are known and well
understood by the soldiers, and we sim
ply ask them to behave themselves, not
f fer IS tbs fus sakBs kBsao Of ofot fff tie sake If those who
will live after them Their children will
blush yet to own that they were double
dyed traitors and mean sycophantic par
tizans, who care for self and base igno-
BILE ends 1t were pity that the whole
curse could not fall on the heads of
those meanest of all traitors and lying
villains, the Copperheads, behind US.
l am sorry that l have no woman to
put in this letter, but absolutely that
very adorable adjunct to the happiness
of the coarser natures is so exceed
ingly scarce that to see one here is a
certain cure for sore eyes.
O. K JUMPER WIGGINs..