Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1863-10-08
Miscellaneous Items.

ON-N ~N-S ~ .
What is the largest Jewel in the world
The Emerald Isle,
- ny are book-keepers like chickens:
because they nave 10 scratch 1or HVlhg'
"A Yankee has invented a machine to
remove a boil from a tea-kett,e.
The biggest catamount ever heard Of
was the amount that Wilmington got for his
cat.
sevadano good MANY ,,oonIe wore dis
tnrhad # tIn roncnrf Iact r,i,,bt Lv tho CRYING
&c yonr baby . uITou 7 DO ,rondor +ba+:ncI
peoDle will 90 to concerts ~
urisdoro .17o,,.s o+I;,,,, =, t,o Good ,,liot
,,lI 80 10 60 f,no,,a( ,2,,o,, e. 10 Ia,r.
oa,ls tI,a tl,+ - -,tI;PP
;tl,i IioIr c,ln '--' -0-
-Ihe fashion writers think bonnets Will
~ S5i.S i i''ii ~, lol,! uoli"lo loI
~ +i c IN
So ''0 pun "1l' p'9
me oAOSh Or ii'-APe7 are prODa0ly nu
nan creatures VINO were leiI diminished pc
causC taey were hitde so iaIe on SATURDAY
IhaI SUNDAY put stop 10 the Work.
-Josey being rather remiss in his Sunday
school lesson, the teacher remarked that he
hadn't a very good memory. "No maam,"
said he hesitating, "but ! have a first rate
torGettery"
"A conscript friend of ours denounces the
Conscription Act as {" a relic of the barbarous
ages" from the fact that he has been drawn
in New York and chartered at Bakers Island.
" T. Leahr.
We once saw young man bravely turn
up his glass he was a true hearted, glorious
fellow, and was, he said, sowing his wild oats.
We saw noIicnman hauIip[r q miserable
drunkard from the nutter 70 the station housc
The wild oats wnr.. hoino harvested
po,,7;,,,..I-..i en-
1o mn ~ . i'''i i'i'ii l'li'G
= ic"I5 NAL anu "rl'!iI6 al exact man ana
@ !, d Ll''Ii VIII: iI''ie, it "Iu Heeu
= I'' memory Il nc conner niue ne
flo hn hail nnnj hove I,r,l, crn,,i,[r toeoa,,
To know what he doth not know B,co,,
NJ ,.;u - =,
vii cI;nr IS ,b UPON l,tY gS'oIIS t te
" 81 tiI.: NJ pc ''iI
~ i'oiil ny uSlliS ol""ch anu
-" ~ p'"!'Ju' oo,i'c'n'LLS SIetIi' something
t''' 70 tle '.s,. ana grateful 10 'e neart'"ll
1"liIe "rc"lId an" gro" out OF me seams
,,nn hoa, '' "''o'l' Temple % '''' III"
Ia,,o. .,,,,,, 4;,,,- ,,-., ,..,:.,. a..
foIIo,yinr ,.nog tinr Sc ro,,l,. Wv, i,,,,
the ara of iron thn oo,o af cold .rd tIo ",,
nflro,go. hIt ,,Io4 an 6'o 'iI CIV. .I' 80
o,,, ~ s.,,rI,,. y ,,,,,. C,,,;l I;-T; ~, = lI
w '"oA
NV r. Iafto, 81 th;,,Il I,'3 Iott ~ IN
tbis ,,,,,.5 aIra y IN, Io,tl. - III
smith no Fh;,l-- - .st o,, 20 "''A
:, -
"i'i, !, was Slttliio III the country
49, Ell my !" "oi Nlli5 iio"Iu ~ III Sii'
NOR n ,.,s d,Ii,,,r m I,,J tn,lo, -
thn minister f,iIsJ f. s'ro,,sn fine farmer mill
i lnn1th tbn tinn w'amin,, tbn GOOD man
a5o-oa a. IA y ~ pi,In o,,I 07,I,,doI 49,
fnIlon,s {, Injond nv. ,.Io,, +I,o -
Int,, , y w. :,
Pi;i -. - - ~
an, ~, ~ = WV w."
~ IT." wy ~ ~ ''''o e'''' . e'i'
- an AWKWARD DaSnlul man VINO was get
lhS INTO surge at NotWlch, tohhecucut,
few days ago, pushed his loot through the
hooped SKIRT OF a lady passenger. III the
tGulse .: Soy C'% ingenious eNeUiell'S 70 eA
~; IL, 80 'Ii9 e>'>N - Pu'II,ilS
Ind,, c;,,I,;, IaIo ,,,; " Jozi;. 10
sLnutod ..IT,iIo II, haIa a9r r tIo,3,rb+
r,as lrn++;r 0t G,,d ,,YysoIF
:, ,a9o,,ari,o ~ ''o>'
- p" No0Pe'' sup
BIBLE ScHoLARs.-An English school 1or
poor children, having read III their chapterm
crlIeS VINO oIiaill DIT d SiiaI ana S"iuIo" d
-eameL were afterwards examined oE tne
neheToleht patronesS Lady -, as TO thcr
fecoAecuohS Oh Ine chaplef, Wv NAT, III par
WIS Su - siil u 'c 'i-
Ind,. tI,o
Ike ooLIo Nh'-Ai@5 no" many eA"'h-
pcs ",e no" Pieseh'eu W hieHlot! ol young
men the most anAiously ana eNPehslFely oe-
scnoonhaSIeteu pe-tGtorGu, oe-lectureu-
thlilS ouV ta"c"'eo' VINO nave received arms
anu ammunition ihSIe"u OF Skill SIrehStn ana
courage 1arliS!'eu gu rainier 'il"l Poi!s.'G1
PerHouS's o1eh-oi' inZG"' anu HloSt Pl'i"oi!
uheul''Fateu ana al from itia'Icntlon TO the
nethou olttateo o3 Nature itSeIi 10 Ihe sim,
PIE truth thaI aS tle forms IN an organized
existence, so must all true ana hNlnS Know
leoSe proceed from "lth'h; that II may be
framed, supported fed' excited, but can new
er De unused OF impressed CoSer'0Se
In the history OF the heroes OF tins
W'rld-of such men as Charles MI or Napo-
leon-there is always critical moment which
'ei' t anu i; ENSURES 'l!eIt lutule
= $500 Ir'1. !" y Alcn d Consciousness %
~, : 60. 9SNt lnP"Ileu 70
~; +ba,,,r1, ,+,,,,,,>, : ~, - 800 tii''i'
nj s.a9 "1V'c IN 4!iP"lSe Si'o
sctne' ~ oe = loGho IN tue NE OF
every hcI"to = >tn' u 0oo II IS that mo
t =, ~, ~ :: MS ''osoluIe
tIPt, Nr p 'oIoe ' tNei l, - '!"t
fne strenSeh Oh 3 y, Is communicated TO him.
w. -
HE IcKED RETCHES Away down East
lived couple OF maiden splnsters of most in
HnStPInnS habits and HpInfnH nil