The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1863-04-02
ar,.mu. ward, Ir.-Tse visits Rich
mOnl.

much. The syInpathlzln Demos prOnlst IhaI
tbesa rebellion shood be over as soon as they
yras 'Iected, and they are doinall in then pow
or to get it overall over the north. lou
Good stick more loyalty in a chickens ear than
SIGH men possessc-
The other day | 'pinted myself a committee
Nv the whole to go to RichInon an see ei l
coodent convince J. Davis ov the error oV MS
wavs. an persuade him TO Jne the loul9
mems Christian Association. Somethln must
soon be did to nave the war stopt. or py tno
time it is ended the Northern ~SyInpaLLi"Sel'
will have no Southern Brethren or no oi'
tuition or no Declaration OF lnJyPen"'TWIyI VI
no nothing. or anything else. Nome "naio
Good we procoor g.. W~ashlh9'oli9' ~ Sui"Cy
,Jeffcrson's. Tholnasse AdaIi!SeS' ai9 0t91tGIy'
10 make another Consttootlol' anu 30 4tn-
tha Iare+ esneciaIly? Echo ansers-Nha ?
That's ybv the Bricks are taken SIGH good care
tIa ;nstroomeut-which reminds Inc Ov q
T+tIe incident, as 4. J.. observes.
A chan saz to me, sen he, Il know ov but
one way to git rid Of the syTnpathizers.'
(Which is how ?' | arskt.
"Whv," sez he, "trip the CONSTRUCTION inter
snIinters-rent it in twain, and scatter the
the pieces to the ends Of the earth"
GLOW would them DO it| | coodent see
it much.
GWbv YOU know thar love for it is SO great
that if # was DESTROYED, it would break thar
barts and kill 'em ded, which would be the
end Of EN-"
peas be to thar end" SEE I. Long may
it waver!'
But I was goin to tell you about me trip TO
the Capitol Of the Southern Conthieveracy.-
II was a bootifnI mornin that | started-nary
. cloud obskewcrcd the Orb oy day-and rove
at the secesh lines. A dirty lookln Confed
caIled me to Haiti" and pinted a bagonet
ot ,oo. He arkst me who ! was an WHARF,
was gone.
NV friendly ruff" seq |, Il hey jest bin
up north stealth things an SIGH, for JET Me
an him are old pals"
He let me pars.
After t~ravelin' awhile, l obsarvcd q ole
house by the roadside, an feelin' faint an.
thirsty, / entered. The only family found
to hum was o likely lookin, young temall gall
whose johnny had gone for a solgcr. She was
weepiu' bitterly.
MY putty rose bud SEE /, why dost
thou weep
She made marry a answer, but weepedest on.
| placed NV hand ontu her he'd, brushed back
the snowy ringIets from her pale brow, an
kis-an' passyiied her.
what kavysed them tears, fare maid z
arskt again.
..Whyy,o SEE she, brother John promised tn
hiring me hum sum Yankee boans to make
iewelry, but he had tn go and git killed, an
now l wont git airy boan, an-Oh,lts too bad
boo hoo-oo-oo!'
Yes. it was muchIy 2 bad-an' more tu.-
A woman's tears brings down the undersin-
ed, an'fur the time bein' | was a rebel syInpa-
thizer.
"Any fathers! !"
sOniy one. But he's ded, Mother went
over tn see Unkle Reub.'
'.Was John a putty good brother =
Eyes, John was, 0, 50 kind. His was the
only BOSOM ] had to repose these weary head
onto"
/ pittied the maid, an limited that she might
repos her weary head on my shirt front-and
she reDoscd. An | was her brother John for
awhile, as it were.
Ere we parted, | arkst for a draught Of wa
ter to auench me thirst, an the damsel tript
gaily out ov the door to procure 1t. As she
was gone a considerable PERIOD lookt out the
winder, and saw her hoppin briskIy 4th, ac-
companied 10y 2 secesh cusses, who war arm
ed to the teeth. | begin to smell as many as
2 mouses. The putty dear had discovered
that | was a Yankee. and was going to have
me token prisoner. frustrated her plans a
few leapt out the back winder as quick as
a Observation-Disclosures and when she
entered the domicil, she found brother John
non ester (Which is Latin or sumthin,) and be
fore | had proceeded much, | found me Time
renetor. non eator too. The fare made, who
was FIowps neece, had hookt it while reposin
on me westket. 1t was a hunkey watch-a
family hair loom, and | woodent have parted
with il for a dollar and sixty-nine cents (iG9.)
In doc course of mail | arove in Richmon
unfolded me mission all was ushcred into j.
Davis's orgust presen4s. He'd j1st returned
from his s~peechifying tower.
e"Tau us your hipper, ole coyey, SEE !, ad-
dressin him in the +. f. VS. approved dierlect
'sMake known your Dizziness SEE he
I'm getting up a proclamation to e~Xterninate
the hole Yankee nation, and ] air'nt got much
leisure for emmy other okupation."
81 come, 'sez /, ION a mission of peas. Your
Comprehend friends in the North will soon
cease to exist, eff things carnt be arranged 10
prohibit the Cnionisters from tearin the Con
stitoosh."
s.Nhat terms do you offer ?" queried jeff.
.Wall. SEE |, Il air instructed by the Cop
perheads-Wood, Stiles IL CO., you know
propose anything which will most disgrace
the North. You kin take your riggers all
over creation, inciudin Jarsey."
'.Wood that be CONSTRUCTIONS = arilst
J.. D., with a sly twinkle ov his eye.
oh" said |, Its a matter oy no Iii verence
how much you chaps brake that artikil to sew
cr the Union, so the republicans air stopt from
doin the same to keep sed union together
That's what your north'ren chums warn't to
see dun"
"WelI," sez the Confed. President, rf your
Gov'ment will let us secesh, and Will pay all
our debts, an give us Brute Butler to hang,
We might cum to terms
as thare nothing else you Good wish ?"
"Wal, yes-give us all the territories"
'.Nothin else p
sThrow in , or 3 free Statesmen York,
Penna. and Massachusetts,, fur instuus."
Nothing else p
you might mcleod ole Linkon's he'd"
'Carn't you think of nothin else?
"Yes-in footer we must nave all we arSk,
20. Davis" SEE |, 4 hev no doubt your
friends in the North wood make all these con-
c~eesions an more too; but it has just occurd
to me that thar was nothin said to Old Abe
about it bed l left Washington. Shouldn't
wonder ef he'd object to the plan sum. But
your Democrat friends air dom all they kin
for you
Il know" SEE j. D., an that's what keeps
our spirits up. We air waitin for EN- to git
in power. K then we expect to get all We arsk.
An yet, us chivarly consider EN- the contempt
ihIest set of dirt-eatin towards in the North.
We Good buy EN- all up for aConfed Shinplas-
ter"
Those was my opinion ,.
jeff arkst me to stop an take I with him,
and l kindly stopt. Efa secesh President don't
git ennything better fur the stunmik's sake,
as Saint Smnbody SEE, than was on that table,
then may a, w. Jr, be preserved from sich a
fate. The Meat was a moriR site.
''Praps you've eaten better pork than this
but it's the best I've got SEE jeff.
Yes" SEE |, that's putty mean ham, but
I've seen a thunderin site meaner in Wash
iurtDn'