New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1863-07-09

exception to the rule. Only one Of the
Georges pretended to be virtuous, and he was
mailman George the First liked nothing
but fat women and bad oysters, and imported
both from Hanover in great perfection of pin.
guituis and smell. George tho Second kept
up the family taste for the women, but dis
carded the fragrant crustacea. The pergersty
Of the dynasty attained IFS complete ra'calIy
roiundity in George the Fourth who was Il
perfect model not merely OF a bad KING, but
of bad man--a mere tailor metamorphOsed,
by q frisk of fortune, into miserable mon
arch. Does Mr.. Niece want prince OF the
George the Third or of the George the Fourth
species7 VIII be have Prince Furiound or
Prince Prettyman Will he have the car
dinal virtues without brains, or the cardinal
wees with just brains enough to put them IN
motion MIR. Pecksuifl, when muddled by
bis wine, entreated Mrs. Todgers TO cOn..de to
him her ideal of legs-we should very much
like to have Mr. Darcy McGee's notion, now
that be is drunken with loyalty, Of Patriot
king whether he should be merely useful
or ornamental? whether he shou.d De limited
in probationary aud palaces and mistresSes to
live IN the palaces whether he should s~lndle
at bOrse-races, like BrUmmes fat friend,
or should say his morning prayers in the Win
ter by cande.lgbt like the " fat friends
iatherl Are the Canadian frogs for King Log
or King Storkl
1t is singular fact that Mr. Darcy Ne
Gees bowels have been seGuced into tni mon
archica yearning by those operations Of Mr..
Darcy McGee's brains which have led him
10 the conviction that " D,morracies are un-
balanced" Into such condition Of ph,o5oph.
ical equipose, ba. the Irish Rebel at last sub.
sided. He quite reminds US Of Lord Eldoa on
the Duke Of Wellington. He babies the true
Tory lingo with as mach facility as If Ee had
been born 10 Il palace and suckcd BY Dulc-
ess.n-watiDg. To use vulgar expression, he
rather RUS the thing into the ground, 20 dou-
inccring is his passion for seeing matters prop
erly balanced He lives too late 4 gentleman
with such an affection for regulating human
society by pair OF scales, should surely have
been door-heeper at the Congress of Wen
na-should at least have msnded Lord Castle
reagh's pens. There was tune when there
would have been excellent worA for bn u
Dublin Castle, tor We believe that bis political
views are now identical with those which John
WarneiOrd Armstrong carried 20 market and
sold for a plump pension, or with Hose when
stirred the gentle bosom of Mayor SIR. lie
.bodld, If nothing more, have been royal cor
poral at the battle OF Vinegar I'LL.
We commend the ex Extraordinary conversion
OF this tender neophyte to the attention ct tue
Home Government. We do not think that
person should be allowed thus to conquer BIZ
prejudiccs, without beng well paid tor his
bother and maguanlmity, II not ~ Peerasss aud
patents, at least IN pounds sterling. The man
who has found out IN 1905 tina; Democrdcies
arc " unbalanced and ttat mOnarcbics are
well balanced, should taAs rank WIKI the dls-
cOyerer vi cAiOrooriu abd Tie sieam-engine.
Only yesterday, Europe was .uil Of iug,.Hc
kings. fitting IRON cavern 10 tavern n q most
distracted condition. bawlns lastdy tor aims
aud protect on from their nhect0nate subjects
Some Of them haze goac back 10 their thrones
some Of them are fortunately dead and some
OF them are living 10 obscurity-bnt as for
national balance, we cannot Gee o. II Ia.
been promoted b. abso.gtist reaction. l.
Ru.sia b..aucrd, Win uisc"utchted Dobi.ity
aud The Polish ulcer ea,ns into it lie Is
Aus,na, that great Iaper-monr! maUriactory,
balanced, with Its paupeFizel treasufy aud rs
UNIV eddy empire Is Germany balanced, viii
,is petty despois ard It's philosophical aad we'll
cultivated population We'll: We might hsA
Mr. McGee great many more hard questions,
but We refrain. When lac has caught his royal
rabbit aud dressed it, We shall be- curious to
hear loy toothsome our CaDadan nrehbors
may find It. Or one thing they may rest as
surcd. Ii will cost them great deal oi
money; but We take II Tor granted that 1t the!
will have Injuries, they are ready cheeriully
to pay for them.