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e5-Iamb. Scott s. Co. advertise that the
celebrated horse "Soarchcr" will stand in
this village, on Thursdays and FIJI lays, during
tho ensuing teason. The "Scnrcher" is that
splendid horse which has iakou so many
FIRST premiums at our Couaty Fairs. See
advertisements.
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On .Hoaday .apH 47M. 1863,

a, ;ile hour OF one O'Clock 7. VI Of said DIV, The
following described property. to vii: Situate in
said County Of Gcauga and State ul Ohio being
IA thc owaship oi llamdca, and Known hy pari
of Lot No. Is, in Bond Tract in said townshin
and hounded asiollows; Beginning on the norih
margin OF the road leading from Char,on to .Ic,
crsuu, at the cast line Of the Public square in
ltnmb !on, thence north cUserly on The margin nl
sald road 10 TIE YVES lin OF .aud formerly decided
10 Thou,us Brown hy Austin Ca.ycr and Wit,
Wcicr h"rth 80 degrees. west about i2t rods Ia
stake thence south ~ dcgs west nLnul two
chalns "s INKS, 10 post at the north enst cor .
I nee ot Ihe said Public Sauhre iilsnce south 3 do
gfccs, cast to the place at beginning, contain,ns
acre Oi land with the huiliings thereon: which
sand premises was duly appru ed at $50.
Terms Of Salc-Cash in hand.
L. n. SHAW, Sheriff.
Sborif>s Office Gcauga Co,
e.. March 2jih, lSGJ Gsqvi
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FS- Rev. James Encell will preach al
the Disciple Church, Wednesday evening
April 8th.
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I Y obedience 10 the requirements ofOn urdcr Of
| safe which issued from the Court ul Common
IIeas Of Gcauga Comfy in the State Of Ohio
wherein Morris Seuts is plainIili and Syivunus
y Hit and others are defendants, md dnted
this 18th day oi March, 1868. to me directed
and delivered, ! shall orr Tor sae at public ven
due, at the door oi the tuurt House in ChurLon.
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Notice to stock~Growers

TIME celebrated Horse SEARCHER Will
4 make the season Of 1893 as follows, TO wit. !
On Mondays and TueSdays. dt the stable Of
Chester Lamb in Troy on Thursdays and Fri
deys;o at the stable OF Henry CroWn!ngshisld il
Chardon east OF ChnSes Hotel stopping al the
Curlton House In Burton, on Wednesdays and
Saturdays. Season te commence OF tho st ei
May, aHd end on the Ash Of July. For terms sss
posters. lrSMP, SCOTT g. Co
April 3, 1863. 6SOtf
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P1rMr. f Knapp will continue the grocery
business on his own responsibility. VIC are in.
formed. lie is a good fellow, fair and upright
dealer, and worthy of the patronage of the com
muniiy.
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NTOTlCE The Undersigned have beer rr,
} pointed and fuuihcd as Executors nf the
estate OF, Thomas Fuller t"coasej, late Of New.
bury, Gcnuga County, Ohio. All persons inter,
ssIed WILL gOYesn themselves accordingly
OLIVER FULLER,
RlRAM COVELL.
Ne~bury, Marsh girh, 1868 6s9wS
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rsHomc Tes,inony.-~

JoHNsoNv;Li,E. Trumbu!l Co, o Sept. 10, SO
DR.. q. w. RonAcS--Doar Sir This is
to certify that was, for eighteen months
afflicted With extreme debility of tho spine
and nervous system. After rosorting to va.
rious means. besides employing two omi,
mont physicians, without any permanent ro.
licl, was recommended to try your Saandin-
avian remedies, hy this time had become
so much dobilitated that cociG not possi-
bly, raiso myself inlo sitting posture, or
turn trcm cue. side 10 tho cihar without as
slstanco, and rosrly al hPpc of, my rocov-
cry bad forsak1a me but your Incidence
werc presented &c mo, and ccIamcnccd
taxing she'h my health began Slowiy to IN,
prove Immediately, and although cont.n.
ued to use your ronos,ies about two months
and halt, continued to Improve until !
was restored to good health. Although |
do net place mpch vcnGdcpce in medicines
gen5saliy, yet consldss yeur remedies in,
valuable, ReEpectFuly you're,
n, =. STRICKLAND.
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l am yours ever,
/ VI JONES

ss~The .ftiastic ,uonthty, for April, is,
as usual. an interesting number. "a spasm
OF Sense" Golden Wedding" "Rosigna.
tiod.' "Sojourher Truth, tho Libyan
Sibyl," are escol'cn, articles. "Cayalry
Song b,eathesa patriotic spirit, and isjust
tho song far the tines
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~
We have swamps. froos o,,;aa,o,s
Shareholders, traitors and n,.,hras,s a,o'S :
ABUNDANCE, here. and of all o,aaos o'o u
colors except black Tbcra o7e nn t,' "nl az
frogs, slaveholdefs. traitors ,Lc ~ o'"''
Our army is improvine g,e.a,, :,
hea!th--iu good spirits-.loyal e ,bo 'iooi, II
bone--ready TO fiobt. fbo n, .b.la y II, n''
South, whenever the word rorwnd n,arnt NJ I
comes--.snd then ready 10 bans ,,I.
traitors in the North, and so close m ,hI
concern, by reinforcing a country of which
we read in .'the Hook - now held br tbe
Devil End his angels
The Conscrpt Actis immensely nonu
. lar in The army, We are wiling anI rp.,bo, pb
anxious that some of tho CENT men wiz
live home at their ease, should come nm
see the show--the Elcpbant--and tbst ,La
dear Copperheads off The North shonld
come down into Dixie, and make .bc ac.
qaaintance Of their dear Southern breth.
sen more intimately I'm, tbar H.,
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&C. NJ. SEIBEL,,
Professor of Instrumental Music,

tor the patronage which the peo.
L pie OF Chsrdon and nciehboring towns have
d;ligent practise of his profession, to enjoy a
continuance oi-it
91r Not only having received .horough mu,
seal edncauon in tiermuny, ,he land Of music
bn' s!so skilled in the manufacture oi pianns Bttd
Toiudecrs, he is prepared to give lessons upon
thcSa Instruments, tie Violin. and In Band Music
III 'ie 'nost approved and modern styles.
p9-PiuHos & AelodeOns repaired and tuned in
the best manner, GU snof tnonce and on MOS
reasonable terms. en- SEIBEI,.
Cha-dGn, II~c pth, 1863 S7stf
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- y oININ NLANU.
soe adTofiiiOniori IN sho ther column.

Nou Will. EoTIcE m OUR col.
IL UMES AN ADVERTISEMENT OF
DIR, TOBIAS, No. % Cortland street, which
correspondents of ours wishes Us to taSo
notice of. We 10 not make practice o!
putting. but in this instance our notioe NAV
catch the eye uf our btaSe ,.ien, Whs are
going to Aght our battles. This Linim erit
ought to be in every ono's hands, and par
ticulariy In a knnpsack ofa soldier It is
good for wounds, bruises. sprains, and above
all for DysepHry and Diarrhna for tho
two.last, u few drops in glass OF water, will
giyo Immediate relief this VIC are assured
Is tho case. Office, Sc Cortland street, New
York. Sold by Druggists s99w3
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PICTORIALHISTO

INA ARPER'S PICTORIAL HISTORY
n Il OF the Great Rebellion in the United States.
MLSsRs- iiARFEk & BRoTHERS will commanca
Immediately the issue in Numbers of csaploie
HlSToR4 0F IHE GREAT REBELLION
in The UNITED STATES. 'rhs work bs.
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By writer every way qualified for the task
IHR lSrRooucrIoE Will contain n eienr md
suceinet account OF the Formation Of tho Con.
icderacy OF the States the Formation ana
Adoption of the Constitution of the I'm; led
States, and the Establishment OF tho National
Government the origin, development and pro-
gress OF the doctrines OF Modification and Seces-
sion, and the various phases which they assumed
until their hnal elimination in the Greet Rebel.
don,
The HIsToHY will comprise a fall account
drawn IRON the most authentic searces of all the
Events oil the war the intrigues OF the Southern
, leaders, at home aud abroad the gradual deiec
ton OF one section ; the Great Uprising OF the
People Tor the maintenance Of the National L Liie
G-ld Existence the rapid creation of an immense
Army Hhd Navy; and t.te Battles OF Land and
Sea
fHE IIIUsTRArIcIs will coutnrise Portraits of
all those who have borne proaiinent part In the
struggle; Maps OF the different laeaiilics; Plans
ui the leading actions Views OF every scene OF
Interest and OF the mos; important Battles
These Illustrations ere moStiy from drou-ings
taken on the spot By ertists deputod Tor that puT
foSe 10 accompany every division Of or Army
and NagJ.
Every facility at the command Of the Publish
srs has been employed in The preparation aud ex.
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that II will form the most reliable and Valuable
history which can be prepared OF TIE GRRAE
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&S9 The CoatiaentaI .WOathiy for April,
conta'us tho following contributions The
Wonders Of Words The Check Pictures
from the Norlhi The New RasseIas :. The
Chained Rivers How the War Affects Amer.
leans t; Promoted; Hearietta and Vulcan
Ethelj The skepticS of Wayerly NoTeIs
A Merchants Story A Chapter On Wen.
dors The Return The Uuion, Iaosn IN
TenncssoeI Poetry and roeticsl Selections
Flag of Our sres A Fancy ssotoh Cur
Present Position, its Dangers aud its Duties
The Complaining Bore Literary Notices
Editors Table. Votaries. of fashion woald
do we'll TO road the poem entitled ethel"
HARPER's MoSrHLY, for April, presents
tAe following varied table Of contents 81
Another African Huuter; A Few Days in
Moscow /; The Widow Thorns First Mar
riage Romola. by the Author OF. Adam
Bede) My Thanksgiving; Fifth Avenue;
For Better, for Worse I. A Queens Day ;
My Mysterious Foe The Home and the
Flag; My Sermon Before the Mayor /;
Some Secession Leaders; Louis Napoleon: !:
Victor Hugo in Exile !; The Grand Idea; !;
A Gossip about Novels Kitten; The
Master Key Monthly Record Of Current
Events Literary Notices Editors Easy
Chair; Editors Drawer.
es,Read tho Advertisement OF WArsoS's
NRURALGIA King iu another column.
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es-ReAd tho Advertisement OF WArsoE's
NEURALGIA EING 10 another column.
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Letter From Chaplain Jones'.

The following letter from Chaplain
Jones, OF the 42d o. V. l., to ID. w. Can.
field Esq, Of this place, will be read with
interest. Like other letters from men in
the army, it is severe on the Copperheads
MlLlrREN's BEND, La,
March 13,h. 1868.
Away down in Louisiana. where the
old folks stay one Of The most beautiful
days you ever saw--lhe trees fast break.
ing ou: into the green livery Of SPRING.
ihe peach rees in fall bloom, and the
leaves OF tho rose .bushes almost fully
grown--this is a little ahead of staid old
Chardon Of the cool North.
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Sold Cheap

Old Uncle John johnson lives out in
Chicago. lie came from the lands Of steady
habits long time ago. and would he right
glad 10 sec the friends be had left behind
But it was long way TO 20. and he was
old and stiff in the joints. lie sent his son
Tom to visit and bring him full report u
all the folks he once knew. Tom was righs
glad to make the trip. and when he got TO
Norwich he soon found the girls . agree
able that he forgot all about the old eronies
his father waited him to hunt up. and went
back, after a months visit His father
asked him about his old neighbor Perkins.
but Tom didn't recoIlect the name.
well. how is Deacon Huntington r
But Tom hadn't seen the Deacon
did you see Mr. ROCKWELL"
mo" Tom had missed seeing him
And 20 the old man went On with his ques-
tons till be saw that Tom had been foeling
him; and to try him once more. be asked
Ibid you see old parsou Noyes"
Tom thought it about time 10 have seeR
somebody. and answered, promptly
q YES he's first ratesant lots ii love
wants to see ron badly"
oh, murder gasped the old man
You little pesky fool, parson Noyes has
been dead these forty years!.'
Thomas subsidized.
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Captain Jones relates good story Of the
conduct of two of the Naval Brigade, on
sentry duty at AIlahabad;
Zone who was on sentry on the main
works of the fort, by moonlight, looking
over the parapet, saw another who vas
sentry on the ravelin. or some outwork -
Now Jack, though be could tell the head
from the stern of ship, and perhaps Of .
horse, had not past competitive examin-
alton before his admission into the service,
and no doubt his education in fertilization
and engineering had been sadly neglected,
and. therefore, be was not aware that the
outwork was not part Of the fortiGcatIon
which he was 50 vigilantly guarding; and
seeing man walk up and down outside OF
what he considered the fort, and Of course
his head being full Of spies, lurking Sepoys,
etc, challenged him. The sentry on the
outer work not imagining that it was he
who was the subject Of his messmate's anx-
ious inquiries, held his peace, upon which
Jack in the fort let drive at Jack on the
outwork. The outward Jack, little taken
aback by the musket-ban whizzing past his
head, sung out
"'Hallo. that's your game, is 1t, my
buck Here's let drive at You, them and
Immediately returned the fire. TN their
being relieved and taken TO the guard-house,
all that passed between them was.
"'WeIl. I'm bowed, Jack, but we are
mortal bad shots, we are"
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Two in a Bed.

Ned and Charley were room mates, but
they occupied different beds. Ned's sleep
Ing apparatus was 50 situated that be could
get into it on either side-that is to say,
there were two four sides-whieh Ned
found very convenient on certain occasions.
One night Ned and Charley had been
out, and on returning. which they did next
morning. both were considerably elevated.
However, they walk up to the room with
an air which seemed to say, mot SO very
drunk after all" and sought long and pa
tiently for matches and lamp. After knock
ing the pitcher off the wash-stand and
smashing the looking glass, they finally
gaye up their search and went to bed.
Went 10 bed-yes, those are the words
but owing to the darkness and their con-
fused senses, they made a slight mistake.
In short, Ned's bed had the honor Of re-
eeiying the two friends-Charles getting in
on one side, and hts companion rolling in
on the other.
Il say, Ned" cried Charley, touching
somebody's calf, there's . fellow in my
bedm
Wonderful eoincideneer" exclaimed
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POETRY.
How Pat Went a Shooting Reed birds.

Three men and bulldog ugly,
Two guns aud terrier lame:
They'd better stand out in the mud there,
And SET themselves up for game
But, no; see, by the cooking
OF that red-haired Paddy ere,
Hes been -reeding too much for you, sir
ANY such game to try
whist, jamie, me boy, kape dark there
And hould the big dog in
There's bloody big crowd of rade-birds
That made o pepperin T.
HGhip-hang speaks the single-harrel:
''Flip-bang roars the old Queen Anne
There's Paddy stretched out ia the mudhoIe
kicked over, knocked down man
The big bulldogs eyes stick ont
And the terriers bark's begin;
And Paddy digs out Of the deep mud,
And then the .sdiseoorsin comes in;
''0h, Jamie. ye PRECIOUS young blag-gaFd,
know ye're the divils son,
HeT many fingers load, thin.
Did ye put in this blasted old gun ?'
"IIow many fingers? BE iabers,
niver put in one;
Dye think Id be aflher ramming
he fingers into the gum
'Nell, give me the powdher. Jamie y
The powdher? as sure aS | III born,
| put ii all In your maskit,
As had no powdher-horn ]"
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ssWHAr a censorious liar" exclaimed
old Mrs. Darlington, az she read in paper
an account Of new counterfeit which was
said TO contain three woman and bust Of
Washington On each end-"What.' said
she, General Washington On bust It's
not 80; And the Did lady lifted her specs
and declared she had known the Cid gem
tienan for the last thirty years. and she
never heard Of his being on bust-much
less with three women.
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us there, though " cried Charley, ''Iet's
kick.
Agreed" said Ned.
And accordingly the two friends began
to kick. In about a minute and half,
Ned was sprawling on the floor. Charley
was left in possession Of the bed. For
moment after the fall all was silent.
II SAY. Ned" cried Charley.
What" asked Ned, surlily.
1--WE kicked my feiloa out"
You are devilish sight luckier than |
am, then" said Ned, ''for mine has kicked
me into the middle OF next week"
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!" II this your brother, Pat
" Yis, sur.
rs he nol older than you:
mo, indade, SUR, he il not.
'sWell, then he = younger.
''No, sur, he il not.
WHY, man, he must beone OK the other
'aFaix then he il nayther
sOh. then ron are twins.
''Indade now, and how did you know il !
Hammond gazette. [volume] (Point Lookout, Md.) 1862-1864, 1863-07-28

AN old gentleman, was always boasting
how folks used ~ work in his young days,
one day he challenged his twosons TO pitch
on load Of hay as fast A. he could loadi it.
The challenge was accepted, the hay-wagon
driven round, and the trial commenced -
For some time the old man held his own
very crediblv, calling out. More hay!
more hay" 1t length, struggling TO keep
on the top of the disordered and ill-arranged
heap, it began first TO roll, then to slide,
and at last of il went from the wagon, and
the old man with it. Nv bat arc ron doing
down here r cried the boys. Il came
down after hay" cried the old man, ssoutly
Hammond gazette. [volume] (Point Lookout, Md.) 1862-1864, 1863-07-28

Ned, feeling strange elbow in the region
of bis ribs, there's somebody in my bed
Hammond gazette. [volume] (Point Lookout, Md.) 1862-1864, 1863-07-28

'Jonx,' said stingy old huns 10 biz
hired man; John, do you know how many
pancakes you've eaten.
No, [ don't"
well you have eaten foarteen. "
"Well, replied John, You may count and
I'll eat
Hammond gazette. [volume] (Point Lookout, Md.) 1862-1864, 1863-07-28

QCrEr pessoas are welcome everywhere.
Hammond gazette. [volume] (Point Lookout, Md.) 1862-1864, 1863-07-28

rs there, though g cried Charles, lets