Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1863-12-23


One LEETLE Small SroEIEs.-Der vas Won
sun nit der east up in der mornin' SKY. Dat
was long time ago. Day was proke Dat was
nice. Everything gets down ana kums up nit
demselves and waters der faces nit wet wash
and saws, =" Ish breakfast readily ?" Mcin got
vat makes peoples so trea1ful hungry pefore
dea eats anything? Nit both hands in der
knives and forks dey pitches inter demselves
NIT Won ting and anodder till dey is satisfied
NIT making demselyes one pigs. Everything
is swallowed up clatter NIT der mouths open.
Den dey runs round picking der teeth met
der Shtummy kallc Got in himmel vot a bad
fix dey ish in [ vas der too. Ven gets
pack de sun vas up 50 much higher as ever,
nit de east behind his face dellingde grass to
drys up. De little birds was flying off NIT der
little feeders round; de loSs, NIT der long
dails, vas delling der flies to get off nit der
legs-everything vas somewhere it vasent be
fore Watts vas der matter now? Dunder !
Mine pig turnip watch, vot ! stops all der way
to winds up looks pack NIT poth fingers in
mine eye, and ticks "ten o'clock" Time
file away nit big buzz in mine head, and
sees nothing but the leetie shmall tick nose
vat crawls mitout legs in my watch sees a
young man vat wares his head out doors nit
out any hats on, stop standing still. Vot
YOU dink ?" says l. :" Swi lager" saws he.
Yaw, dat ISL goot,H says /. Den we went
ourselves down nit shome stheps, and frank
two tumblers inside out, and felt of ourselves
so much better pefore fustrate.
Who vas mine friend Dat vas he.
shwares to dat nit no more pible as | can
hold. Dat vas him. ''Swi lager saws l.
''Yaw,' says he, nit his legs across demsclfs
| drinks dey vas tired nit runnin' too much
round. Dat vas So Den we trow ourself
outside swi more lager, and pegins to veel as
goot as we don't care for der title. Den mine
frient's feet put demselfs in mine lap Dew
vas more tired as before. ''Swi lager? ?" says
mine frient. "Yaw," says l. "Den YOU
dreats,' SAYS he, NIT one tam horse laugh
Bhxen Shoose vas I to sat town and stand
dat Mine fst few cut of mine hand and
hits him on der nose. He lay his pack on
der floor, and says noting pretty quick He
his vace nit plood. Pimepy nc stands HIM
selfup on his honor. ''Nine got, vat ish der
matter = says he, looking at der chair where
he falls out from: ''lSh / gone :" ''Swi la
ger, says /. Den he stands himself up on his
feet, and fell nit poth hands full, nit one
hard pillow IN der eyes of mine face Mine
got den it vas night. l sees noting of some
ting for yum week put shtars. Dat vas me-
/ shwares TO do NIT more pibles as is in my
booklets. / don't sees myself for so long dat
I forgets who | vas. Who vas L Nopodv
say noting, hut runs of init myself everyare.
Shtop.
4 Coon JoKE.-At the late draft at Prairie
du Chen, oopper-headed individual present
set up howl of unfairnesS, saying the draft
officers had 1t ali fixed 10 take the Democrats
and let the Ab0litionists 60 free. he was
then called up, blind-folded and told to do
the drawing himself. The first name drawn
by him was his own. He had nothing more
TO say
q Costar's Rat Exterminator is good
but that said to be invented by IA Connecticut
man is better, as it is powder stuff, which
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