The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1863-09-24
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Gle, which answers the same purpose,
and we wasn't long in suspents az to
who was drafted.
One young man who was drawd
claimed ter be exempt because he was
the only son of widow'd mother who
supported him.
A few able bodid ded men was draf:
ted, but whether ther heirs will hev
pay 8 hundred dollars peace for EN-
is question tor Within, who pears
to be tinkerin up this draft bizness rit
smart. hope he makes good wages.
| think most of the conscrips in this
place will 90. A few will 60 to Can.
adv, stoppin on their way at Concord,
| n. IT,, where | undcrstan there is a
Musium Of Harts.
Yu see I'm sassy, friend Wales, hit
tin on all sides; but no oflense is ment.
You know | amt a politician, and new
cr was. vote for Mr.. Union--that's
the only candidate I've got. I claim
to hev we'll balanced mind; tho
my idces of we'll balanced mind diff.
fers from the idees of partner l once
had, whose name it was Bilson. Bill
son and me organized strolln dram
attic comp'nv, & we played The Drunk
ard. or the Falling Saved, with a real
drunkard. The play didn't take par
tikerly, and says Billson to me, Let's
Civ EN- sum immoral dramy. Wehad
a large troop onto our hands, consist
ling of eight tragcdians and bass
drum, but I says, No, Billson; and
then says I, Billson, you haint got a
well balanced mind. Says he, Yes, 1
have, old hoss fly Che was low cuss)
yes | have. | have mind that bal
anccs in any direction the puolik re-
kircs. That's wot | call we'll balan-
ced mind. I sold out and bid adoo to
BlIson. He is now an outcast in the
State of Vermont. The miser'blc man
once played Hamlet. There wasn't no
orchcstry, and wishin' to expire to slo
musk, he died playin' on q claironett
himself, intcrspcrscd with hart-rcndin'
croans, & sch is the world' Alars!-
Alars! how onthainkful We air to that
Providence wich kindly allows us to
live and borrow money, and fail and
do bizness!
But to return to our suhjek With
our rcsunt crate triumphs on the Mis-
sissippi, the Father Of Water (& them
is waters no Father need feel 'shamcd
of-twig the w.tticismJ and cheering
look of things in other places, rekin
we shant need any Museum Of Harris.
And what on airth do the people Of
Concord want Museum of harts for?
IIain't you got the State House now ?
So what more du YOU want?
But all this is lurrin to the purpuss
of this note, after all. My objck in
now addrcssin YOU is to give you sum
advice, friend Wales, about managin'
your wife, a bizncss I've had over thir.
ty years experience in.
You had q good wcdlin' The pa
pers hcv good deal to say about ''vic
kcns'' in connection Herewith. No
knowing what that air and so frank
lv tells you, my noble lord dook of tn,
throne | can't say zack y whether We
had 'cm or not We was both yer,
much illustrated. But never ENJOYED
myself better in my life.
Dowtless, your supper was ahead o
our'n. AS regards catin' uses Baldins
Vile was alters shakv. But you cal
git a good meal in New York, & chca}
too. You can git half a makeril a
Dclmonicos or Mason Dowry's for 81,
dollars, and billed pcrtatcrs throwd in
AS | scd, manage my wife with
or out any porticlcr trouble. When
rs fust commenced trainin' her, l institu
IN ted series Of experiments, and then
as didn't work | abandins'd. You''
ne better do similcr. Your wife may oh
Tl' jek to gittin' up and bildin' the fire il
nc the mornin', but if you commens witt
us her at once you may be able to over
ltc kun this prcjoodis. | regret to Oh
sarvc that didn't kummcnse carl
&c cnun. | wouldn't have you suppos
ne | was ever kicked out of bed. Not a
m, ALL I simply say, in regard to bildir
M fires, that didn't kummincc airly emu
1t was ruther a cold mornin' when
ar fust proposed the idcc to betsy.
on wasn't well received, and | found my
~ self layin' on the floor putty sudden
7 thnnsht I'd git up and bid the til
Il myself.
, OF course now you're marrid 20
ne can eat onions. | allus did, and if
oo knows my own hart, allus will. NJ
daughter who is goin' on II and is fri
= 10 ky, says they's disgustn'. And spell
llSs in Of my daughter reminds that qui
re- q number of young men have sudde'
ms lv discovered that I'm a very entertal
ud in old fcller, and thev visit us frekcn