St. Cloud Democrat. [volume] (Saint Cloud, Stearns County, Minn.) 1858-1866, 1863-07-16

! It air rumored here that the Frspoh
has taken Richmond, IN Hooker is bonn
hardin Mexico. The rumor air estirely
dise.edited, ~ it eminates from ., New
York Journal. ..-...,..,x :,
| The Copperheads air maxim = grate
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. those air-oyer
the Constitootion. They s.y Lipkon is
breakin it vel, badly. =, |r,2.$
Itole ole Abe the G H.'s sed hs was
brakin the Constitoosh, IN sez he:
"Wal," seq be, "these men win never
die ov 2 much verasity, but thsy happen
ed to tumble upon the trootb thare." An
the Pres pulled out hunk .ov, ,lickrish,
an took chor. :. IT,: :. :,
l lookt at him in sort ov surprise l
had allers defended him from that charge ;
but wot was I to d. now, arfter this can
did admission? 49, - 1880
"1t air only in one place, tho" added
A. L., squirtin' some lickrish jooee unto
the toe oy my boot. at air only in ono
place" =. -" ~1'>~ ~
"Nsme those places, if your Honor
I pleases," seq I. ''.' ~, -. "
"Wall," sez he, "ef you hav ever: read
those instrooment-Which. a magority ov
its sticklers don't do-ef you eyer read
it, you will have noticed that it. fay1ors
haugin all traitors. But as long as those
those"
"Copperheds," suggested.
81 don't fancy that title," sez he. ''The
comparison air odious to the snakes which
lit properly belongs to. But as long as
these men air suffered to live unhung the
CONSTRUCTION will continoo on in its bro
ken way. You never hear them say on
nything about thare Southern brothers
braken it do you?"
! Not emmy. But, Mr. President, eff you
air crackiu the Cvustltoodou iu tfluse Que
partickler only, why don't you listen to
the cry Of the Copperbeds aud reffsia ?
1t wood make the patfit's hart glad to see
sum ov 'em Ierformin on a single rope -
"Oh," sez Abe, "l'll let 'em flourish in
thare infamy. You know that l know
that they don't know the CONSTRUCTION
from deck ov cards. Indeed thare
morely posted in the MYSTERIES ov the lat.
ter than the former. But I'd like to ge,
rid Of this Peas party"
"Wan," sed l, thare's one way you
Good git rid ov the muchlicst portion ov
them fur awhile. They air emigrain
Canady putty fast to avoid the draft
Shood sed draft be postponed from time
to time the towards wood stay tbare TIL
it cum orr. But that's only a suggestion
Let the DRAFT 60 on tho the Hevingt
shood fall. But it wood be shame te
force the Cop Heds to dte against thare
'brothers.'" .
~ think SO. think, 2, its shame
that they don't go tite for 'em"
"Pm inclined to that beleef, too" se1
|. So we won't stop to argoo the point
We have news here that this city has
been taken possession ov by Stonewal
jackson. But as Stony's ded an the news
cum from New York, it is considered. a
''sensation rumor." y X X y
1ntelligens has bin received here tha,
Horace Greely has accepted commission
in the rebel army. Takin into considera.
ton Horace's past political vie&s, and
that the intelligens was obtained from a
/ New York gentleman, it will at once be
seen it is a canard ~.,- ~... =,
AS air not to be outdone by, :Grierson
|-or emmy other son-I2 got up a little
raid thro the Southern Gonfedaraoy On me
own hook. While runnin round, destroy:
in rebel property at y treemenjus rate
sich as eatin Strawberries, an etsettery-
| spied chap who lookt: like a ma6yac
He was dresst in asgrayEback suit, with
out no'shoes.: It ewsse7V Val]audigham.S ]
got 'acqu.inted With Val during his stay
} iu these city. He bofried g cents orr: os
me, hfter')osin his poetit- book piayin pen
ny poke with Shivalry:aa 1:>" adf -
ba@Fl.paus' your tippsr," scs ], ! ts'posir
hs'dgbiu With his trends = asufishent ilengtt
10y pShodtd mastefthars dislsct.niyl "a. I
+ Hsdapeas o' 2oe:: n ne fo!}iA Is'a ~
"Howdo you ike Southern hosspitak
tyr ( arkst. o"Do they make amuch.oi
Iyoaw .9igoo4 a@t nj oes11os2]a4 a-sa o's'7f.--
2''Wallj" sez be, they sre very friendly
!. a thsy ,hood be- But oth.re' grub ii,
y uone'ov The beet. il Tbats store close al,
none Of tho finest also. As they charge