The Goodhue volunteer., 1863-09-23
W1srellanepns Beadiua.

"MAssA," said Sambo, zone of your oxen
is dead toder too.' Fraid to tell you Of
boff at once for fear you couldn't bore it.
| "GESTLEMAN,' said farmer. writing to
the chairman ofan asricul ltural society," put
me down on your list o: cattle for calf"
CICERO made the following wise remark
GAS approve ola youth that has something
Of the old man in him, so am no less peas
ed with an old man who has something o>
the youth.
| THE rebel organs recommend he i1nme
diate killing of all the dog: in the conleler
acy to save food. The Louisville Journal
says 1--WE don't pretend to know what
the rebels mean to Go with the dogs after
killing them, but we rather expect that they
will soon be growing at US worse than
ever"
GENERAL Ben. Butler viii! take the stump
IN Pennsylvania, in few days, for Cover
nor Curtin.
CLEMENT G. MOORE the author of the
familiar poem on est. Nicholas" beginning.
"Twas the night before Christmas, when
all through the house, died recently at
Newport. Il. I. aged 81 years
Two pctrf!d men had bcen found near
Castlcmane, in Australia They were in &
sitting posture-velns, muscles, finger nails,
teeth, &C., all perfect Onc had stone axe
BY his side.
GREEN TOMATO PtcNLEs.-,lalf peck to
matces, three onions, two bell peppers,
(srcen,) white mustard seed, salt to each
layer; scald vinegar and turn over it.
BLoNDoS OUrDoNE-Thc authorities OF
Bi'Ston, England have been the first to
check sensational performances. The pro
posal in this instance was that two female
blondlns should start from each end Of q
rope fifty leet high, and, when in the center,
one was to vault over the head OF the other !
lhe performance was suppressed.
The pearl fishery Of Ceylon has this sea
son opened nine millions Of oysters, and
lound therein half million dollars worth OF
pearls, which indicate good time in that
line Of business.
THE streets Of Cairo, few days ago, pre-
sented an interesting spectacle, They were
being cIeansed by squad Of gamblers whom
the Provost Marshal had arrested and SGT to
work as scavensers.
ZEN, LEE IS reported to b still at Rich
mond. A ''reliable gentleman. from the
rebel Capital informs US that the consulta.
tons among the rebel leaders are earnest,
| THERE are two families living in one house
at Lynn, one Of which Is named Yell and
the other Scream. Their next neighbor is
named Ball, and Mr.. Noyse lives ia the
next street. notwithstanding this, it Is
isaid to be very quiet neis shborhood. ~-
| GEN. GRANT smoked a cigar while h.
was going out from his works to accept the
surrender Of Vicksburg. Gen. Gilmore, no,
being addicted to small vices seems dis
posed, in his little affair with Charleston te
let her do al the smoking. Jour,
aaL
I MUGG1ss recently reproached friend so1
reading the New York Forld
1 at besetsarsiig;ous frame OF mind" wa:
.ua,, U
1T makes me long for another and bette,
The New York Ford says that n.tur
has endowed President Lincoln with . .,in
Igle great quality that be has nothing hn
f'etFsain eslcs, hanssty-' = According 10 Ii.
Ietsqaesss u apprehension, honesty q III,
|vulg.rsst thing IN the world -. -.
| A NEGzo soldier shout dying. was told b
his chaplain that hs must forgive c>rt,s,
Idaxkry against whou he seemed 10 ente,
sain sery bitter feelings .Ta. vess i
aIrsplied. III dis. I forgiss dat nisrer ia
IL SITS we'll dat nigssr must take esrs.