The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1863-11-05


arrival and warm home welcome. And
may he be speedily restored to health, and
yet enjoy the fruits of hard service in defense
of our common country is the earnest wish of
his many friends
Very Respectfully, yours,
Why are the Marys the most aimable Of
their sex Because they can always be mol
lifted.
What kind of essence does young man
like when he pops the question? Acquires
cence.
'The Frosty Sons of Thunder" is the name
ola Democratic organization i'll Cambria coun-
ty, Pa.
Youth and the lark have their song for the
morning, willie age and the nightingale have
theirs for the evening
The Imperial ankles of he;Empress Eugenia
are now daily decked with blue and white
striped stockings.
The cup and chest of Alexander Selkirk,
the world famed Robinson Crusoe of Defoe, have
recently been sold in London.
The Picay~ne says the best substitute for
hunger is victuals. The physicians have re-
commended other things but thisfs the only one
we place any confidence in
An Irshman, illustrating the horrors of SOL
itary confinement, stated that out of the hun
dred persons sentenced to endure this punish
ment for life, only fifteen survived it
A witness femaefor an oljbi at the Court of
Sessions, the the other day who was asked what
business her husband followed, said he was en-
gagged i'll finishing" Further explanation
being necessary, after brief pause she adj
ded, finishing his time in Sing Sing prison.
Tompkins says that a ''widder is married
woman what's got no husband, kos he's dead
and q widower is a Teller as runs after wild
ders'
You need not make mouths at the public
because it has not accepted you at your own
valuation. DO the prettiest thing you can
and wait your time.
Eggs in New Orleans are very dear
'What, " asks letter writer, ''are the prob
able feelings of rooster whose harem OF
wives are capable of laying eggs worth eight
cents apieceT'
Somebody, describing the absurd appear
ance of a man dancing the polka says: ''He
looks as though he had hole i'll his pocket
and was trying to shake shilling down the
leg of his trousers.
''Come, Bill, its ten o'clock, and [ think we
had better be going,for it is time honest folks
were at home
''Well yes was the answer. 81 must be OFT,
but you needn't hurry home on that account"
The Editor of the N. Haven Journal has seen
woman without hoops and waxses eloquent
thereupon. We have done better; we have seen
a young miss with hoop; and not only that,
but with a h0Op'n cough.
PUTTING ON HEIRs-Since John Brown has
become so popular, Mrs. John Brown pre-
sumes tc be overbearing. In Uxbridge, Mass,
on Friday, she gave birth to two sons and a
daughter, and all parties are getting on brave
ly.
A woman who recently had her butter seiz-
ed by the clerk of the market for short
weight, gave as reason that the COW from
which the butter was made was subject to a
cramp, and that caused the butter to shrink
in weight.
A French paper relates that, when Roths-
child was asked whether he would not like to
become a temporal king of the Jews OF Pales
tine-'.Oh, no i'said he, Il would rather be a
Jew of the Kings than d King OF the Jews. p"
The day-laborer, who earns, with hard hand
and the sweat of his face, coarse food for a
wife and children whom he loves, is raised by
this genererous motive,to true dignity; and,
though wanting the refinements of life, is a
nobler being than those who think them
selves absoved by wealth from serving 9th
ers
A Western editor thus describes in verse
the patience of husband with whom he is
acquainted
''He never said word,
But with look Of deepest melancholy,
| He sat, like Patience on an ottoman,
Waiting for his wife to put her bonnet on.
A carpenter who was always prognostica-
ting evil to himself was one day upon the
roof of a five story building, upon which hac
fallen rain. The roof being slippery, he
lost his footing, and as he was descending
towards the eaves.he exclaimed, 'Just as
told you!' Catching, however, in the tin spout
he kicked off his shoes and regained place
of safety, from which he thus delivered him
self: ''Iknow'd it-there a pair of shoes gone
to thunder"
Mixture for a Cough or Cold Take
one teacupful of faxseed and soak it all night
In the morning put into a kettle two
quarts of water,a handful of liquorice roo
split up,one quarter OF a pound of raisin
broke in half Let all boil until the strength
is thoroughly exhausted then add the fax
seed which has been previously soaked. LIE
all boil half an hour OF more, watching, ant
, string that the mixture may not burn. TheI
strain, add lemon juice and sugar.
: For the benefit of those who are laying il
: their winter stock of eggs,it would be vel
! to try the new method Of preserveing thes
, useful supplies to the culinary department b
coating them with layer of glue or paste
1t is said that this method causes the egg
preserve its original freshness without deter
/ Grafton for so sensitive are the pores of tn
SHE'LL that by preserving in lime water or i
salt, they are apt TO imbibe some qualit
of these materials, which unfavorably atfeC
: the quality and flavor of the gg,when TAXI