The mountain Democrat., 1863-01-24

hutH oHdty Az oeA-
"El DORADO" 60 TO HI!
AH-Double, double. toll aud trouble,
Give us once. OF ~e'I raise the devil!
Saadv-Bv the tickling Of my nose,
Something rotten this v Ay blows.
Open locks ~ boeVsr knocks.
Enter Johnny with pale face and dishevelied
Jok~ay- How now, my slaves,
What 10 this Sc do'
Alive deal the game for YOU
.oA""y-I eopjure YOU, by that which you profess,
Am your senator to be
Though you hAV- left - party grounds"
And Abraham rps WIthou; = singie bound
Too lager beer be spit, ui' Germany cen
Am alas doomed TO g-; the mitten'
Are my hopes To he knocked into pie,
And out Il thu cold" 10 he
Speak. sandy, once nv foe, TOW my friend.
Aud you, HArty aud fritE your voices blend
AnsueF me, to - hat a1k.
Snady-Ah, me!
Hdrsy-HaTd case!
PrsGs-Gone in, You let:
ScARNt advances to- the fDotlights, makes an eio
SSeut appeal TO the Republican party for suOPort,
is tsAignaSuy sPuFDed on account Of his policy
being ton Radical
SGady, rrGtAfsiIy - Mix up the eauldron With
bind Of DemeEsts
Stir up the grease Of niger, With Republican fat.
CAuldron bOls-big smoke ensueS-apparition OF
defunet politician appeArs. waving HI. hand.
IoA""V-Tell me thou dead. tho hV,nv power
Ha'Fy-ht's: softiy speak your mind
He knoWe ~ e IL our kind.
LIst to HE speech,
APpdritiON-NO brains! d--d' fool! d d ass!
Beware Of Phelps and saTxrAnt's airs.
No mas.-tAPparItIon dissppears.
JoARHy-so much. so much my wounded pride.
Methought the Union hobby l would ride.
FFom the eaverns of the past they bring acts Of
- a-:A -
But II be eVenyet,
Of thls you may safely bet.
The Nauldrou a$ain stirred By Hearty 4 huge
smoke dead Union soldier appe ars who shed
every drop OF hs blood in defence Of HE country
nag Johnny had no blood TO spare, but super
AbaodAnce Of gas.
APpdTtfiOs-Old tricks, old tricks, old tricks
JOA~ay-with all my senses IN listen,
Though my head feels core.
APpGrittoa-Be bloody, bold, but wary;
Stay not long IN any party,
Laugh 70 scOru the Constitution,
Swallow whole the PrOclar alton,
No woman born wIll harm thee
DemocTats AZ thy approach will Gee,
Johnny shall never vAnQuiShed be
Till the people speak in their majesty.
SFohNny-Ah that will never be-
fOr Tommy and l King will make,
AOd TO- our pains life long once take.
But one thing more, answer me,
win Phelps or Sergeant senator bs'
App0rStioH-seek to know no more.
JoAaaV-Deny me this aud my eternal curse rest
IExit apparition in disgust.l
During this time some tear up the Constitution;
great excitement created big fight between hy
bride and regular Repubs; latter victorious by
bride knocked into . political HI in center Of
room General High C.'ek a-lorum. Commando in
chief Of all forces the big duck pond, appears
tr1es % EsstoEe order h1Eles the Genius Of d."
noeTaey, supported by the Goddess Of Union and
the American eagle. suddenly appears; Democracy v
packs up the mutilated Constitution; draws from
MS vest pocket copy Of the MOUNTAIN DRNO-
caAT, which he exhibits 70 Gen. High Cock a.lO-
ram. who recoils in dismay; takes one step back :
wards too far falls headiong into the pit, eaving
Iais men without . commander and the civil Law 10
,Eske iEs course. The Union ard American eagle
grasp NenOeraey BY the seat Of his pants, who
still retains the rem nSnts of the Constitution and
wARs katk t0gathsr, amid g halo Of glory, to the
Ahaessof -. CFApd Jubilee among the Radicals,
GsassEaEeA ~ tae iatFOdUcti0n Of stTyehnins whis
~, swsstsned Sith @SlssseS. Now England rum,
and other eeesp eoaamOditiss. Amid the tnglins
q glasses the American eagle sheds tear they
SAank it rains. Comsaittee appointed to "see II
Ses Sun shines want three days TO report; grant,
sd. Lntolcrable steneh euilnd pussons introduced
70 n0SsIy atmosphere: big buck" tFeHds on
she gouty toe of the Chairman. which causes big
eght; eIFagement becomes general Africa vieto-
r10as. kedicsb take back seats. CuIlud russons
gase three eheeys Eor the Union. In which the
HS; nasss are gEAsiOnsly allowed to join. More in
9EsaAsats; the Oeth taken The prince Of dark-
nsss comes suddenly frD@belOw, and in crest wrath
eaoess up tne aperture IN middIe Of room; WaMts
no Eofe o. that dsleeatioH Great fears Of revolt
Union found to be destroyed Srom hsn..sh ths ,hs
Fuins black object is drawn ont nrnvss IN he
PomP," an African boot black. < yo,m9 and
aspiring orator, great on sulOgiss, vOlunteers oe-
euPies The floor until all become dry; loud calls for
tAs !" cath s" while it is being administered the
curtain drops amid unearthly yells Of despair from
johnny, Sandy, HArty and Fritz.