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Conner T o, 81 Gold 81
Co.Aers Jno, llb Ciiif st
Cook Albeit, lC1 Cherry st
CoreoI an ID. 81 Frankfort st
Carlls.e John. II Rooseve II
Crowly Florence, 1S6 Pearl q
Govt j, 66 Oliver ut
Cupber Fred. lS Jacob ii
Clark Jno. 579 W ater sg
Dwire John, 3 Duane At
Dillon p. 43 Water Ut
Durand r. VI Gin st
DALEY John, t2 Roosevelt
Dopshoe John, 81 OAK sl
Dunn francis, 81 Frank fort
Dale Walter, 20 William st
Donokue r. IL Water 1T
Dai, A, 10 Henry st
DuIlauy Joe, n Catharine st
ponmGrberg j. sG William
worth John, TDuane 1T
/ ononu. Patk. 81 James st
porlan u, B. Frankfort Il
Desmond David, ~ Rooseveis
Downes John b. As Oak ST
Erp,,re Il, 55 Oliver 81
bardt VIM, 80 Rose Ut
England A. ss Franklin st
Eimers +, ~ Water st
Elliot Victor, ID Spruce st
Filman Chas, SO Cllfr st
Finn Michaei, 2S Madison 81
Eiltin John, D Vandawaier st
Flanigan Henry, 7 Cherry 81
Frederick Chas, 4SJ Pearl
Fanell Francis, 43 Oliver
FuIlbechen Achbd. 70 Cherry
Finn Gilbert, ~ CliH st
Finn John, T. Roosevelt st
Frieday Peter, "a Catharine
Folner Chas. = Cherry 81
Graft M f, 80 Madison at
Gardener Henry, II Cherry
Gardner George. Z Oak st
Gillespy John, IA Front Bt
Gasser Go, IL Oak st
Coming Andrew. 81 Frankfort
Gilhooiey + II, 976 Pearl d
Giening John SO w ater Ut
Gochern HernOn, IA Chat'm
Haggerty Daniel, 81 Oak at
Harris VIM X, III Chatham
Heron r II, ga Front ct
Harrison Jas, . Catharine st
Hoffman Hy. SO N Chambers
Hansen s q, 78ls Oliver
Harley Jo, so Cherry st
Houston Henry, IA Cherry st
Holmes Henry, 81 Oliver st
Holsten Oscar. ~ Catharine
harris y, B East Broadway
Hnsack j II, Chatham st
Hanlock Jos, 10 Roosevelt at
Henry Thos, 10 Jacob st
Hoffman David. 20 Oak ri
Henry Jacob. 63 Oliver ri
Hart VIM, "a Caiharine st
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Casw ell VIM, No I Batavia 81
Canning Jas, zSt Warren u
Clear VIM, AT Pearl st
Cummings Thos. 80 Madison
Chambers Theo q, Frank
f0rt House
Cummings VIM, 9 . II Chat
ham street
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Daryee II. n Spruce 81
Drummond VIM. "a Frank
fort st
Davis John G, l2l Oak at
Driseon b. 3S Catharine 1t
Dr'sccil Jas. 2S Oliver ri
Dryer Chas, Iu7 cliti vt
Debre Alabioi 81 Oliver ~
Douiy Thos, 81 Cherry 81
Deade Alex. IL James slip
Derken Micnael, 81 Oak st
Drages AUS, ~ Frankfort st
DAILY JasS, . and II Cathar ne
DOYLE Andrew, tS James st
Davis Ed o, 20 William st
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Rnnen Frego, s catharine
sltp
Eliiott J, "a Frankfort st
Evans Mr., II Chatham 81
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Harrington Jas, 6S James st
Foster Jacob, 220 William st
Franklin jos, "a Cherry st
FINN Z u, lssi Nassau st
Flaunery Flanigan Madison
Fiemeam Dal, 81 Madison Ut
Fitzgerald Jas, 81 Oliver st
Farrell Thos, % Roosevelt st
klannagan B, 1870 Chatham st
Frunkitt VIM, 266 William 81
Florence Joseph, II Jacob st
q
George A, I0l ChG ct
0oss Mr., 9 and ii Chatham
'0ilewan Michl, "a N Bowery
Grum Geo, 407 Pearl at
Green Jno, SIG Water st
Ceener Henry. 10 Spruce st
Gritter b, 374 Pearl st
Gray II, ii Roosevelt st
GrilllnB E, Franklin hotel
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Hennessy j, 10 Henry st
Hallsriter Thoe, "a Oliver ST
Henderson j. 7sOliver st
Huntsee John, " Frankfort
Hinkat Jacob, 259 Cherry st
Heenan j, "A Oliver st
Harmon A, 2G4 Water st
Haydake q II, William st
Harmon VIM, 80 Chatham
Howell VIM. 80 Spruce st
Hams +. 227 Water 1T
Hanell II, SIC Pearl st
Henderson David, 80 Vande-
water st
Hurley Pat, 81 Madison st
Harmans Jno. 10 Oliver "
Hughes VIM, ~ Madison Ut
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Kraft Chas. lt0 Lewis st
Kce'er Geo, 2V3 "a av
Eruc Christian, 6s Clinton II
Kench n, rs Rivingion ~
Kicruan francis. $50 18th "
Kane John. $50 3d
Keyer John, t65 av y
King Ihos, f35 10Th -
Klefnfranck John, 295 81 II
Kulligsu Guy, Ss 50 st
Koch VIM. 80 av y
Keirhoif Chas. le7 willeii st
LATER Heinrich, " sth q,
hexncr Albert, 1913 sih ~
Lynn solomon, KS Mont
gomery Il
Leighton Emmet. Toi 9Th st
Lynch Chss, s2J 7th ;,
! Little John, .sS 1lh 81
Link Jhas. ~ Lewis
Levy Solomon. 294 81 st
Longold PeierJ lose Collnbia
Lobb William, 12s wiilett 81
LIEN Fred, DS glh o,
Morris Elias, - Ridge 81
Ninnsn Cornelius, ,s64a 9th ri
Mahopey Thos, S7l i2th n
Muty Hy, fL + Houston st
Marlin jacob. " Piv q
Marfort Rhh, itQ ilih st
Marley Geo. s,s en- ~
Martiney Jno, Bl 81 az
Miller Henry. Ssl Houston u
MrDuncy Jss tpolice }, 21r 1th
Muller Chas. 2s5 "a u
Nc0arry Thos, 32 6tb 81
Meir Heinrich, so Stanton
Mcdowell Jas. 2D2 7,h st
McNAlly r, 81 qsh st
Myer JACOB, S23 Houston 81
MarMahon Nat. sse 9th st
Murphy Patk, ,sl35 10th st
Mage~ Lewis. SIG l2th ~
McCraney.John. 32 stanton
McGtH John. iit Columbia /,
NewbuIser Lewis. $40 ID 81
Nesh Win III. sDis Cannon
Newberser FrItx, 40 ID
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Princcicy Charles. lo5 Ai'or.
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Palmer WIN, Isl 7tD 81
Price Wm, 20l 9th ~
Parry Edmund n, sis NJ ~
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Risk Jacob, ~ cl,a'on I;
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From Polar shore 70 Trop1c byana
To householde lone In p9G00o ne1
And dwellsss IN grNat cities, t8pj
To soldiers 10 camp. fsrt aa6 SSh,
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wilnnhy G. n. 23s Broadway
weldon Jas. Erie Rsilroad
depot
walSh Thos, steamer Con
nonwealih
Wilson O, Washington Mkt
Wash y Greenwilh ~
wiileft WIN. ~ Robinson Al
wallhousIsouis, isIRroadwsy
we.mau Henry. 80 Green
wich VI
Willis W n. .0j Broadway
Waters p, Mufrsy
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Quin j, 2l0 Pearl st

Ross VIM A. 80 Madison st
Redback C. 2c61s William st
Rogers George, ~ n Bowery
Reinhart Chas. William Vt
Ryan j. 2S William 81
ReidChas tcol'd). 34g Pearl 1t
Rice Benz. 4 Dover ST
ReinsburgEph 0Frankfort st
Rosen bcraHcrman,H Frank
fort 1t
Rice VIM, 20, william ST
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Richardson VIM, Howard
Hotel
Hickman A l., II and Is Park
row
Rickines Mathew. steamer
Continental
Richardson l. .I06kIO9 Fulton
RanzloersFranes,7 70 Fulton st
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koIller Frank, ~ william q.
keyhii Cornclins, no Pearl
kerncman r, 81 Park row
Kelly Jnc A. 22s Pearl II
I.anson y X, rrrnuh's Ho,s,
Lambert samuel, KS Pearl
Luby John, ~ yeari sf
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GafIerner Owen. 26o Riving.
ton II
Goldsmith Solomon, ,a2Goerck
Gottlico Hercr. 80 2d 81
Guyer Franz, ll0 5th st
Gabriel Michael 29S X nth
Greeves A r., 5D7 Houston
Gaskell VIM. 81 STU 81
Green VIM =, "a 7th st
GarIbranch Harvey eO5 7tn st
Glass VIM, G2l 5th st
Gessner Moses, ~ Ridge st
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Yates Alonro, | PARK plsce
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Powers NJ. % Oliver IT
Purser II 8, IS Vandewater st
Peters o, IA Catharine st
Paterson VIM, So Roosevelt
Penson Chas, 27i William 81
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RS and Hudson SITS

Henry Peter, Erie RR depot
Harmon Edwd, 203 Wash
ington st
Hayward VIM B. 20 Dey
Hirnpul Moses. 237 Broadway J
Henlech Mr.. l26 W est st
Humphrey VIM ". 90 Chants
Holman J. 1863 Chambers st
Helheral J s, 2S2 Greenwich
HOLSTER ] j, n Robinson st
Henfeld VIM. l56 Greenwic h
Holder Geo, Gerard Hotel
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25
Eloquent and True

Hon. George E. Pugh. the Democratic
candidate for Lieutenant Governor Of Ohio,
is making a noble canvass. In recent
speech in Mama comfy in that State, he
said:
They say the Administration is the gov
erDment. Solomon says there is nothing
new under the sun, but that doctrine cerA
tainly is new.
Then if Mr.. Lincoln should get sick, we
should have sick government. If Mr..
Lincoln should die, the government would
BIZ. dead. (Great applause.) Shall not criti>
else the President, they say? Wby,every
one criticises and is critised. Even the la,
dies each other, and each others bonnets
and what has Mr.. Lincoln done to exempt
him from the common lot of man What
service hsashe performed ? That PROPOSE
ton is too absurd. We don't intend to re.
spect it. we Will discuss ara eritieise the.
acts of the President. We will pay no re-
gard to sbeats. We will do it pescebie, if
possible; but, if necessary, With arms in
our hands. (Contiuued applause They
may take it for granted that we will give
them no right to take our Liberties from
US.
Give US an unobstructed path to the bal.
lot box, and we will end your party and
power, bot warn you on the peril of your
lives, give Us an unObstructed path to the
ballot-bOx. Do not interfere with the coun-
sells Of the Democracy, or else make your
wills first.
You know your rights. / am pursuaded
you intend uphOlding them. Do it man.
fully, but be not over confident. What are
golden fields or full barns to a nation of
slaves?
Make it your business to take up the
exile, IN whose person your rights have
been violated, and elevate him to the high
est Office in the State. 1t would be the
greatest act of justice ever done Oh the
American econtinent, and in after wears,
remember 1868, that you were the people
who took up the PROSTATE form of Clement
l.. Nallandigham and made him your Gov
ernOr, and thank God that he has permit
ted yOn to see this great crisis. and given
| you the courage to fight for the right side
of the question.
| Men may out talk you at the corners,
shoddy contractors, etc., but the hearts Of
the people are in this contest for liberty.
You know those shOddy contractors, build.
ing fine houses and laying up goods for
many years. But do not envy them,
My eyes have been fixed on the broken
and outraged dwelling in Dayton, of the
more than widow, and the desOlate orphan
whose father has been UNANIMOUSLY carried
away. ] appeal to you, ladies,t to vindicate
the sacredness Of the fre-side.
Gro to the ballot box. Be a committee
expostulate day and night; bring your
EeighbOTs to the right faith. Clear The
path to the ballOt.box. Regain your liber
ties, and you will have taken the first steI
TO the restoration of the Union. (Tremen
duous applause.)
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25
wit and Wisdom.

Self-love is not so vile as self-neglect.
Reflection should precede writing and
follow reading.
IF thou art a master, be sometimes blind;
If servant sometimes deaf
Many a man strong enough to subdue
monsters prefere to become one.
Young men are often gay deceivers old
ones are sometimes gray dcceIvers.
Whenever you feel inclined to cry, Just
change your mind aud laugh.
Bacon says that labor coaquers all things,
but lldeneSs conquers more people than Ia
Dor does.
Society is a masked ball, where every
one hides his real character, and reveals
it by hiding.
Wars are not unmitigated evils; civiliza-
tion gets forward sometimes upon a powder
cart.
The world always received talent with
open arms, but often doesn't know what to
do with genius.
To the usual catalogue Of lost arts, we
may mournfully add that of listening to
two hour sermons.
Misery is the crucible into which desti-
ny casts a man whenever she desires a
scoundrel or demi.god.
Fortune loves not a poltroon, and often
taVors brave men in the wrong more than
towards in the right.
Why are horses in cold weather like
meddIesome gossips? Because they are
the bearers Of idle tails.
As it is mans DESTINY to be ruled bv
woman, he should. for his OVID sake, rem
der her as fit for the task as possible.
A clergyman was once asked whether the
members of his church were united. He
replied that they were perfectly united
frozen together.
Il would have you know that i am a
man of quality" said a marquis to fnsn.
cier.
"Aud l." replied the fnaneier, IAN a
man Ofquantity."
Truly, great men never become volgarly
intimate with each other. They sit apar,
as the gods, talking FROM peak to peak all
round Olympus. ..
He who spends his whole time in sports,
and calls it recreation, might appropriate
! ly wear garments all made Of fringes and
eat dinners of nothing but sauces.
| A Freuchman, wishing to say Of young
lady that she was as gentle as o lamb, thus
expressed bimself:
"She be much tame like the petite mou.
toni" [s .a
Take a company of boys chasing butter
flies, put long tailed coats on the boys, and
turn the butterflies into guineas, and yOr
have beautiful panorama of the world
| Pluck springs from success as naturally
as music from catgut. Had Scott lost bis
! first battle, his whole army would have
been knocked into cooked hat before il
reached the Castle Of Perote.
A weak favor of genius in an essentially
! common person is detestsble. 1t spoils
the respectable neutrality of a common
place character, as the rinsiDgs of an un'
washed wine glass spoil draught of fail
water.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25

Thomas said she, in the subdued tones
OF anguish, while food of tears rained
down her wan cheek. 70 &
He looked at her as though be had al
ready OWNED what she meant to say.
Thomas, you can't think how unhappy
was last night when you were-when
you came home
Well, what's the matter now p answer
ed Thomas, sullenly.
ooh, Thomas, last nightp
Well, what Of it?
Mary was amazed that no appearance of
cOntrtion mitigated his fragrant error.
You don't come home in the evening
now
Mo-
But you will come tonight, Thomas?'
Perhaps l will
Nay, you 1riH2'
What fOr?'
Come for my sake, Thomas
Your sake! Well, that is good OnssI
replied lie, coarsely.
May = as Shocked
Last night you weEe-were-' she could
say no more.
Yes, l was
You were--'
Drunk Out with it,
'Oh, Thomasp
'WelY
what misery is in store for US
Can't help it,
Nay, Thomas, promise that you will
not
Get drunk laughed Thomas.
DO not again
Cant promise
'Oh, God has it came to this 2?
Fact
Mary threw herself into char, and
wept as though her heart would break
The sight seemed to move the husband
who was not yet lost in transgression. A
tear stole into bis eye, and he bent over
her, and took her hand.
Mary, have sinned.'
You will not again p said she, eagerly.
But, Mary, is there no fault On your
part?'
My part
My home is hateful to me. Even the
presence of that sleeping, innocent child
removes not the curse which seems to hang
over it.
Why, Thomas, what do you mean p
You know what | mean. Have / not
often reasoned with your
oh, God = exclaimed Mary, burying her
| face between her hands, as the concious-
ness that the misery which mepaced her
was Of her own seeking.
l never will com plain of anything again
as long as i've she continued.
All, Mary, l Rave often heard you say
SO befare.'
Trust me this time, Thomas
| i will, Mary
Come home tonight; you shall find me
all that sou could WISH
Bless you, Mary. l trust for your sake
as well as my own, and for the sake of our
own dear boy, that you may be true to
! your resolution
i will, Thomas replied she, with a
! gathering smile, as her husband kissed
| her.
And l promise never again to taste the
fatal cup. You shall be the guardian OF
this, my solemn pledge; for in no way can
| you more efectually secure the keeping OF
| my promise than by observing your own
in short, making home happy
Again the husband kissed her, and then
went to his work.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25


not told me heap of troubles as big as
mountain? cau't stand itn
i never thought you could be so harsh
that way sobbed Mary, feeling that she
was the most cruelly-used wife in the
world. -
You irritate me with your troubles
i can't help my troubles; do the best
can to keep the house in order, and take
good care of the baby
Il never found any fault with your mar
agement. l am abundantly pleased with
all you do, save and except YOU. croaking
and grumbliDg.'
What can Ido?"
Go about your work cheerfully, and with
q disposition to make the best Of every
thing. By cheerful and contented dis
position, you will make even the hardest
day of toll day of satisfaction. You
look darkly upon your lot, and that makes
it black
4 can't help my feelings
Yes, you can, Mary. AtRny rate, you
ought not to eDbittef my existence with
your incessant complainings.'
i have tried to make you happy
If you have, you have signally failed;
for it has come to that. ! almost hate to
come into the house, so much do l dread
to hear your tale of woe
Il will try to do better
DO, Mary; home will become a curse
to nae, instead of the brightest spot upon
earth. as it ought to be, if you do not
The baby cried at this point of the con-
versation, and Mrs Butler wiped away hel
tears, and took the little cherub from the
cradle where he had been sleeping, all IN
conscious of the matrimonial squall which
had been blowing around him.
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WAITING FOR OUR SOLDIERS.

by the blue Potomac waters,
BY the Rappahannock's line,
BY the sunny Southern rivers,
Meath the holly and the pine;
Failing in the shock of battle,
Wounded, in their blood they lie
Pining with the dark malaria
So our youthful patriots die.
In the city, in the village,
In the hamlet far away,
Sit the mothers, watching, waiting,
For their soldier boys to-day.
They are conIing-daily coming,
One by one, and score by score,
In their leaden castings folded,
Underneath the flag they bore.
Thinks the mother weeping, waiting,
And expectaut all the day
When his regiment WAS summoned,
How her soldier went away;
With his bayonet a-gleaming,
With his kDapsack on his back,
With his blanket strapped and folded
And his home filed haxersaek.
Thinking Of the courage swelling
In his eye and his heart,
Though manly tear was rolling
when he kissed her to depart;
Thinking of his precious letters,
Written by the camp-fre's glow,
Rich in love of home and country,
And of her who babe him go.
Counting now the tagging moments
For the knocking at the door,
For the shutting and the tramping
Feet of strangers on the floor;
Bringing in their precious burden,
Leaving her to grief and tears;
To the sorrow and the mourning,
Darkening aIlthe corning years.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25
Big Thing on a Jersey Lawyer.

Our most esteemed friend, d. P. McBrien,
Eco. of New York, tells good note on a
Jersey lawyer. The hero of our sketch
curing the last hot summer months, used
occasionally TO worship at the shrine of
Gambrinus, Lager King) on Broadway
One sweltering day be got pretty mellow.
having moistened his thorax too much with
the German beverage, and proceeded to
navigate TO his Office.
He took up substantial looking white
Shat, aud with rather puzzled look was
making an attempt to put il on sideways.
OF course it wouldn't fit. He looked inside
holding itup towards the light and read
aloud,
Jonas Scooter. Esq, Attorney at law,
Jersey City,
SOlilOquy-'Tbat's my hat, of course it
Another attempt to put it on sideways
no use; again taking 1t of, and again read
ing. Jonas Scooter etc.
After another trial, and finding it did
not fit, the gentleman commenced feeling
all over his head, evidently as if to as
sure himself that no prOtuberance had
suddenly declared itself. Having satis>
fed himself on that point. be once more
read the address. had another trial, aud
still sidewise. There he stood perfectly
mystifed; but an idea lighted up bis face,
and be called the waiter whom be apostro-
phized thus:
Can you read wri:ingP
Yes, SIR -
Well, will you be good enough to tell
whose hat this is p
Herman took the head-case, and having
read, said:
1t belongs to Jonas Scooter, Esq, of Jer-
sey City,
Does it p and looking all around with
the most comicsl air IN the world, be
exclaimed, Then trho tie (hjc), duce am
Ip
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at one Of oar hotels, stout red-faced
gentleman, in a white beaver, blue coat.
and buff vest, offered to wager that he
would close his eyes, and simply By taste
name any kind Of liquor in the house.
The bet was taken, and the amusing
process Of winning or losing commenced
forthwith.
That's genuine brandy said the fat
gentleman, tasting FROM a wine-glass and
tbis-this is whiskey,' and go on.
AT length wsg poured out glass of
water, which be handed to the conceited
cOnnoiSSeur.
This is--ah-ah, this u.s. said he, tssi-
ing 1t again, by thunderI gentlemen,
lose the betI l never tasted that liquor
before p
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25

FLcoRED BY AN Ii One of the uarticu-
laTly pleasant stories tolc By Mr. Cough of
his experience in England, is that Of his
once being NEARLY foored by an H."
though it was notso much the misplaced
Ii that hit him as that which accomoanied
it. He was about to address large audi
ence on his fayorite theme Of Temper
ance, and the chairman, rotund Eugiish-
man, undertook to introduce him. Hap
pehlng to reeollect the miracle of SamSs
son getting water from the jaw-boue with
which be had slain the Philistines. and
thinking to turn it to some account, he
said:
Ladies and gentleman, have the hon
or to introduce TO you the distinguished
lecturer, Mr.. John 3. Cough. who will az
dress US on the subject of tenn eraace.-
Yon know that temperance is thought to
be rather dry subject; but tonight as we
listen to our friend and hOrasOr from hover
the hocean, we may 'ope to ave the mir
acle OF Sampson repeated, and to be re-
treshed with water from the jaw bone of a
bass !"
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-08-25

a v0latiye young man, whose conquests
IN the tsnaleworld were numberless, got
married.
Now. my DEAR said hisspGuse 'I.hops
you will mend 81. = .s.raR 81.
Madame taid be, you may depend upon
it, this is my last folly.