Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1863-04-08

A. NJ; duly kissed and congratulated tilt 815;
put aboard the express train at S:45, and de-
posted at the Continental bag and baggage,
by 1858.
They were seated on the sofa, the black
broadcloth coat sleaves encircling the slender
waist of the gray travelling dress and the jet
ty moustaohe in equally affectionate proximi-
ty to the glossy curls,
Are you tired, deareast7
No, love, not much. But you are, arn't
your
mo, darling. 5gts9 " ysaTl
Kiss and pause
Don't it seem funny2 said the lady.
What lover
That ne should be marrieda5
Yes, darling.
Won't they be glad Ito see Us at Georges
of course they will.
-Im sure I shall enjoy it so mueh.-Shall
we get there tonight?
Yes, love- if,
Rap-rsp-rap, at the door
A hasty separation took place between man
and wiTe-to opposite ends of the sofa; and
then vg
Come in.
-Av ye PLACE, sur, it's an N. P. Is waiting
to see yez.
s TO see mel A .pOlioensl2 2 @ q Ea6
-YIs, sur.
There must be some mistake.
No, sur, its yourself; and he's waiting
in the hall, beyant.
We'll, I'll go tO-no, tell him to come
here. e s-e go IS sEgzs s
Sorry to disturb You. sirf said the II. P,
with huge brass star on his breast, appear
ing with great alacrity at the walters elbow.
B'Leve this is your black valise?
Yes, that is ours, certainly. It has Ju-
Ts's-the lady's things in it.
-Suspicious circumstances about that ere
vaIise, sir Telegraph come this morning that
a burglar started on the -s;45 Philadelphia
train, with lot Of stolen spoons, in black
valise--spoons marked T. B.-watched at the
Ferry-saw the black valise-followed it up
here-took peek inside. Sure enough, there
was the spoons Marked T B., too. Said it
was yours Shall have to take you in charge
Take me in charge echoed the dismav-
ed bridegroom. But assure you, my dear
sir, there is some strange mistake. It's all a
mistake.
-S'pose you'll be able to account for the
spoons being in your Falise, tlten?a
Why, Lit isn't mine. It must be
elze's Somebody'sput them there
1t is some viIlainous conspiracy.
Hope youth be able to tell straighter
story before the magistrate, young man
cause.i you don't, you stand smart chance
Of being sent up for six months.
% Charles this, is horrid. Do send him
away, Oh dear! I wish I was home, aObbed
the little bride
= tell you, sir, SAID the bridegroom, brist-
ling up with indignation, this is all a vile plot
What would do with your paltry spoons?
was married this morning, in Fifth Avenue,
and 1 am on my wedding tour I have high
connections in New York. You'll repent,
sir, if you dare to arrest me.
oh, come, now, said the increduleus Of
iciaI I've hearn stories like that before. This
amt the first time swindlers has travelled in
couples. DoyOu s'Pose I don't know nothin'?
Tain no use; you've just got to come along
to the station-house. Might as well go peace
sbly, cause you'll have to. -EsE
Charles. this is perfectly dreadful Our
wedding night in the statiou-housel .Dosend
or somebody Send for the landlord to ex-
plain it.
The landlord was sent for and came; the
oorter were. sent for, and came; the waters,
md chambermaids, and bar-room loungerS
'ame, without being sent for, and filed the
Dom and the adjoining halI-some to laugh,
ome to say they wouldn't have believed It,
,ut nearly all to exult that the unhappy pair
lad been found out. No explanation could
'e given; and the upshot was, that, in spite
# tears, threats, entreatieS rage, and expos
ulations, the unfortunate newly-married pair
yere. taken in5charge by tie relentless police
nan, and marched down stairs, en-route for
he police Office.
And here let the curtain drop on the mel
neholy scene, while we follow the fortunes
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