The Ohio Democrat. [volume] (Canal Dover, Ohio) 1840-1900, 1863-10-30
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VARIETY.

to eatit.
WHAT tree represents person who
persits in incurring debts? Willow
Twill owe)
WHEN III news comes too late to be
serviceable to your neighbor, keep tito
yourself,
I MEN cannot make satisfaction for sin,
though they seem to fnd great satisfGe-
tion in it.
The first time woman marries is
generally to please another; the second
time is invariably to please herself -ou
Coon sense Is the father Of Wit, Truth
his grandfather, and Mr.h and Good
Humor bis boon companions. 49,
He is happy whose circumstances suit
his temper; but he is more excellent who
can suit his temper to any circumstan.
ces. ..... 1 70
A PERSON can live comfortably in ia.
pan for two cents day, or fourteen cents
a week. A frst.cl house costs thirty
dollars. a..'uu...g .1l -,s-,
following notice may be seen on
a blacksmith'S shop in Essex: mo
horses shod on Sunday except sickness
aud death" '4 af'"
"Soldiers must be fearfuIly dishonest
says Mrs. Partington, "as it seems to be
a nightly occurrence for a sentry to bere-
lieved Of his watch. ell la- ,,e
A RECRUIT going through the exer.
else Of sword cut, asked how he should
parry. "Never mind that" said the
old hussar "only cut, let the enemy par.
ry," ~
SOMEBODY thinks that if nature had
designed q man TO be drunkard, she
would have constructed himlike aehnrn
so that the more be drank the more jbe
would stand. ,,.... ...,,
If the two and half years Of misfor.
tunes under republican rule, will not
open the eyes OF their followers, what
is there is the sorrows Of a vast people
that will do it2 Nothing. IS s7
"MEN," says Montague, "by associa.
ting 10 large masses, as in camps, aud in
cities, improve their talents, but impair
their virtues, nnd strengthen their minds,
but weaken their morals" .-
"MY party, sir, will not lie in idleness,"
said an Aboltionist. "Very true, SIR"
retorted his opponent, "your party is
neither chargeable with lying in idleness,
nor with idleness in lying"
IT is singular coincidence that the
Indian name Of the river near which
Gen. Roseerans fought his last terrible
aud bloody battle, that Of Cbickamadga,
means "the Stream of Death" a.y
CoMphIMENTARY.-A new member
rose to make his first speech, and, in his
embarrassment began to scratch his
head. "Well, really" exclaimed Sheri.
dan, "he has got something in his head,
after ALL" 'i'3 .G,7
The thief with stolen goods in his
hands, in order to escape, cries out,
"Stop thief" So the abolition party,
to direct public sentiment from their
damnable conspiracies, cry out "traitor"'
at democrats. 49,.
AN attempt has been made in Warsaw
to assassnate the Russian General Berg
by means Of an Orsini bomb. The re.
talatcry measures adopted by the mill.
tary against the citizens are described
as "frightful.p P. nl rEot- ~ aya
POSTAGE AND FRAcTToNAL CURRENCY,
There isnow outstanding about seven.
teen and balf millions Of postage cur.
rency, which is to be replaced by the
new fractional currency as fast as. ex-
change can be made. s' IjaA
A FRENCH paper relates. that when
Rothschild was asked whether he would
not like to become temporal King of
the Jews Of Palestine -"Oh, noln said
he; II would rather be o jew of the
Kings, and King Of the JewSH"
How TO Know A FooL,--By six
qualities may fool be known anger
without cause, speech without profit,
change without motive, inquiry without
an object putting trust in a. stranger,
and wanting capacity to discriminate
between friend and o. foe..
TORTURE. Somershire (EGgland)
farmer and his wife recently wound up a
long course Of cruel torture Inflicted up.
on an elderly woman servant by forcing
into her mouth 10 piece Of honeycomb,
full of bees, inaicting great agony from
the stings Of the angry insects tay
"As DAYLIGHT can be seen through
very smallholea, so little things will IL
lustrate persons character Indeed,
character consists in little acts, habitual.
ly aud honorably performed; daily life
being the quarry from which we build it
up and rough'hew the habits that form
itn AI 24R0Ah m44ssg b5s
AN Irishman attending q Quaker meet.
ing, hearing ayoung Friend make the
following anouecement; Brethren and
sisters, l am going to marry o daught-
er of the Lord,"-"Och'n ye are" said
Pat;" faith, an be jabers, an' i'm be o
long time afore yen see your fatherin.
law.n
.u A TAVERN KEEPERS bill has lately
come to light at Nswburyportil which
arbreakfast Of cotfsen and nlnety-four
bowls Of punch, Clip. &C., are charged to
= q company ofhalf dozen old Pnritans,
uhn mat 2antnrnhar 0R 11Qh 10 fnlk