The Goodhue volunteer., 1863-09-30

the War; tells the best story We have seen,
of the way Yankee cooloess puts down 10 J
male insolence in rebeldom. A splendidly
beslked and befeathered female Of ths~Jeff
Davis flock, in passing one of our soldiers,
gave the skirt Of her dress the 9sszb ailt,
to show her contempt of the tribs, and tho
soldier replied by tho following bit Of tors
lure: s.
why, marm, how dirty your stockings
are just look at 'em" Down went To-
male skirts aud female pride at the same in
slant, while a hearty laugh from his comrade
winged the sarcastic shaft and sent it vel.
come. ...:. III
A~JUDaE and counsellor being upon IN IN
different terms, a client Of the counsels
making his appearance at the bar with his,
law terribly swe:led, the judge remarked
'Mr:--, this client Of yours would make
good counsellor, he's all jaw which set
the court in roar Of laughter against the
counsellor. On silence being restored; the
counsel then remarked, MY lord, l think
he would make bst,er judge, for his jaw is
all ON one side. The retort turned the
laugh against the judge, and from that day
forward, they were on the best terms of
friendship.
JOHN MINOR Borrs "A correspondent Of
the indianapolis Journal, writing from Vir.
ginia, says:
Did you ever hear tell Of John Minor
Bolts? Well, on Saturday last, while the
sd Indiana cavalry were engaged in skir.
mish about six miles south of here, Major
Mcclure, seeing hale looking, oldish gen.
tleman in door by the roadside hailed
him, and inquircd-'Which way. did the
rebel cavalry, that moment since passed
here, go? Sir was the reply, 4 am un
der the parole of the Confederate govern
ment, to tell nothing See. But, sir, my
name is John Mi.o- Botts as devoted a
Union man as the world can find. pit no
IFS and butts in the CASE May hi, relief
from parole soon come.
SAID GEN LOGAN OF Illinois, in a recent
speech, and his words should be duly pom.
dercd
The Government is worth Sighting for
1t is worth generations and centuries Of
war. 1t is worth the lives of the best and
noblest men in the land. We will fizh. for
this government for the sake Of ourselves
and our children. Our little ones shall read
in history Of the men who stood by the Gov
eminent in It's dark and gloomy hours, and
it shall be the proud boast Of many that
their fathers died in this glorious struggle
for American liberty
WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THE WAn.-Sena
tor Douglas said in the last spcach that he
ever made:
I ask you to reflect, and then point out
any act that has been done any one duty
that has been omitted to be done, Of which
any one OF these disunioniSts can Justly
complain. Yet we are told simply because
one party has succeeded ina Presidential
election, therefore they choose to consider
that their liberties are not safe, and there.
fore they will break up the Government l.
THE eloquent Irish orator and gallant
soldier, General Thos. Francis Meagher,
has accepted an invitation to take the
stump in Ohio for the cause Of the Union.
IT Is relate that Duverger the actress,
wears, in one of her characters At Paris
theatre, : costume valued $3.50, 900. One
diamond in her head dress is valued at 500
1000. That beats shoddy. =. .-
The farmers are investing largely in
young horse flesh. believing that since the
Government agents have cleared the coun.
s|'ry Of low priced animals good horse STOCK
will soon command ex,ra"rdinary prices
A Bosrox man has invented = new pock
ct, that Is called thief pocket Our people
Ineed SEINE change in their pockets.
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have just met man who told me looksi
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him down, replied The friend. 49,. ...3: s s
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