The mountain Democrat., 1863-03-07
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] Col. 8
| tain We ~
who eobts1e
the 6og0u1
nOfHiWk. tFss1, I 81 2
81 his iuu HH1 ENi1
day, in the viilag !
vertissmont. at4el s. ~
bad arrived, sna Wl
sideFatiort~ sxAn1n9
the citixsns, s,aad asucl !.
accurate, reliable OhiiaS e ~
For three a. GBuP 66yS A
sParsS; bat o. The AfIA A lule
rush OF eve o. atx - IN I'm
the PrOfsssoe. Ona mnsuipl . esR~
man catered The In. ~ - ananA.
landlord. " Is this He plla ~
phrsnOlOeist -holds cut Wlip en nr'lsos
man's ks.raetsr b. The hunDs 80 ~
skuilf" "Ysa." aneNUtud DSr1 -, q.
reserVsd and dignInsd IhannS3., NgkI n
want VA: my potato sr.P lSoAsa laaS 8 11t.t.
ELAN the msn, /" ssia tlser laaiaIIl eros
oh, yoG Be, she VA pss sAsaasG
o NY lUmpR and gin NJ aAaAal HoiuaAUs
the swindlS :" & sss.asss Aplt q:
There 10 no sWlndls, - : rpAronn1alR
10 seisnee. siF-s libsRal aGisanagss ses.s Il.
"Oh. yes-'xpsct 90, bat wkaaAn ailo~
price for fselin' . Eslleris heaA r = s.=,,.
"One dollar. with ehapl =
"Wal. 60 It: what do DOLE denA,
or it-apf Dess it.haFt ~ As-.ss ~ g.
Mot In the least Sir; take yods ssasM
that chair"
There were -four or tlvs mosuihk lauusI
eTs 10 the tavern, Who checked 3 hm9h q
the cOuntryman took his seat hasink nsuG
a. requested, removed his coat. sess -nnA
neck tie. The wAg Of . landlesA soo hisa
hand through the hAr'f7Of ths :. ..pasiput"
for nomsnt and then spid d his M
tenders
"Nr. FHpkiuA take shssG - nanHs I
draw four lines down - N y
and pat down ny 1kdtss en
shentiOn 70 yoasn = -. = =
Il was done. s s.. .gs y ~ sss
Have yOu eot itRa 2 -ssEif y 2
"Yes f; oil right" "a a /
Every we'll" and the jandlsrd wantss
with his examination. vi y No. FalghsEI ;,
perhaps, thaa there vas saG ascaisT ~ ,
"Put down PhiIo. Proesniasse ~ I
sixty" "DOwn, SIR Every WsliS. sv> !,
erence, two" Booked, slr.w SCpm..
bativeness, two hundredl" "WhAaH
that :" said the victim. "No waatses Nlts
you'll see il on the chart. Camsom, ameS
Crsdulity, four hundred I" !" Whss'a shae
last lump :" asked the pAaisnt.z.. Nsases
mind nov; you'll uRderstand Il hy.and byse
And now, 10 the bar,keepm, IMRs Hipvt
kins, you've Pat these in sepAfese eo1umpa
as uSualt" " Yes, eir.",a " Yefy MnltS
add 'em upi" add 'em u u.p.p I" e..
claimed the chronological au6iect: ..le
tnat the way you do - or co p4rls-el
How else could, We get your taI1ises u
Dind-oi intsllecti" "Wa1 30 HhsAdis
a" How FAR does L DabOll MF. Eliphin6SR
=. The three columns are eAhal--xAsV
foot up precisely the salDain 3
The landlord looked sOls@aly eaA Wa.
pathixingly tswards his e,aA Aiaet !. / w.
Ii is very stFAnga.p said n, Y. hk a.
Is 90. Phrsnology nsyss lien Yea I'VE
no predominant ehsEacisr, airs go kNHas
no intellectual status :, ron ideaN hnnW
anything, sir. Excuse me, siSs batA mlnge
state the truth, whether yeu take Z ehqEa
or not but, siT, II there is any truih h >
| phVenOlOgy, you are d-n deoit Unaer
the circumstances, sir, can acarcsly eg.
pect you TO desire to keep The chart WEieA
you have contracted for: that = . matter
Of small consequence, a. Il win bsA . valid.
able illustration Of . unique chsrmctss,
which ! can use in my leetu - bereaftsf.
/ authenticate ell my lectures, Sir. With
real name and residence. The charge Of
deception, Ia science, ID one wbioh Was
never brought against me, sir, and never
will be, sir-neverl" ss.. al.
"Ohi never mind; gi~e as ths ma. (.
said the sHHect here's the swiadle; but
Id rather pay it than 70 have xoq .gQin.-
round the country maxim . lool of ne
everywhere else, as you have here~-You
blasted philOprogenitive hombug. you'll"
With this explosion the subject retired