Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1863-10-13
A NIInLes0ta Lawsuit.

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IN Ire semi rural district Ct -Winona
forty miles north Of this city on the Min
nes1fa sidegof sJho AlissIv7pyi river. lives.
am"ng several oihar people j lily good
feil,W Of a jus.iUs Of the peace, whose
Ideas-uf matters are much like toe current
era deco rfser Oace started in q deep
river.d s0dcs srarisd in - deeb river it is
hard 4oIurn thgm. On fair day last y eek
after the 10 Y Law disrcpsarg had been
swept, nIieT tile chars had y been set 10 a
shUFt row against the side Of the Office ami
SUnAFy whipped qnids Of tgbacco. ard sun
drymathated cigar stubs had been kicked
under the stove, there was wooden step
on the stairs and vigorous knock at the
door. .--
Come IT. said the Justice, as be settled
into leg | lUnk 30 btftting man OF Law
duly elected 70 dispense the favors Of the
hlihd goddess - "a. - - 81 49,
A stout woman entered. She had on
short va, Tn @dressA wt,nden euled shoes
sported red cheeks, black hair and eyes
that snapped like the lock Of Rhot gun =
in Portuguese account. srd in the worst
POaaible English. she said: 80
You law man?'
&Yes madam be seated s- s. -E.ss
Want paper. Want paper to take
Just then a s:ont French Ealf>breed en-
tered the room. He was unable to speak
Q half dozen words, and looked either
scared or basbful The Judge saw at once
that there as O marriage to c1me IF, and
said TO the woman. who stoUd with com
pressed lips watching the justice and the
door
Want paper to take this manP
-stYes-,want paper. Me teach him
Mice woman thought the justice) He no
good man. Me take him, 30 quick as
can 7 sgss--F e7e..- - - st, ---g.
& a'AnTight my coviss-6x you in the jerk
of q lambs tail II said the justice as he
turned TO the man and said
You know this woman, can you take
her 2 - 1- ~ E
The man shook his bead and muttered
UBintelligible words. rft
'Ab! ] see. Can't talk English. We'll
never mind.
lie ran into the street, invited q few
friends mp stairs and on returning with
them said to the woman:
You want TO take this man for better or
for W0rse?'
'Yss-yes me want to take bim-ms
pay:..s.s.--,t--,.---..e, ...-......-...
All right. Then turning to the man
who stood trembling.
You take this woman for better or for
worse, and promise to keep her,'-&c.,
&c i
'Umpnl and several mods OF the head.
s'Tbea IN the name of law, and by virtue
OF the authority in me vested pronnu nee
you. man and WIFE, And be stepped for
ward before the woman could say a word
and Used her red lips.
.eSlap, came her hand in his face and she
clutched his hair. The new husband Jump
cd in to tpke the woman away aud 20 pro.
teet her as the Justice supposed, when 10
self preservation be hit him q rap on the
nose. The woman pitched into the new
husband, who in turn pitched into her, and
for about fire minus there Was'a general
hustling and display Of legs, carriers and
things decidedly astonishing.
At last the parties were separated
when the man and woman took another
turn at each Other, the blaod and hs ir A.
ing IN all directions. Own me the
stove, over went the table, CHATTER like went
the chairs, and into the street like mad
went the ju stice with Hack eye and the
bosOm % his shirt Looking like warranty
decd covered with red seals.
- - A c. OVID rushed NJ stairs and found the
man end woman lying on the floor, hug
g'Hg each other like young bruins. their
arms aud leg mixed up worse than tomato
vines-the woman under.
The nswly married couple were separs
ted, when through the aid Of two iuterpre-
ters 1t wGs discovered that the might before,
the parties, occupying adjoining shantics
IN the lower part Of town. had got in 4
quarrel over stove pine, which was claim.
by both, ard from words they came to
tIows, Each party had FASTENED to the
Justices Office in the morning for warrant
Tor the other, with the result as stated
ABOVE The last news from there was that
tho parties had gone in, search of another
justice to rDmsrry them, bile the genial
cause OF their terrible fquabble was set
ting up the boys, and bathing his bunged
eye 10 camphOr and whiskey. For an ac-
tual TACT it is the richest thing within our
knowledge La Cross Democrat