The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1863-11-13
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Local and Miscellaneous.
Mr.. Nasty Preache-.
Church NV st.

nattysism wich wuz near rippels in
lSffty- six, were mounting high in so,
and now they role, unchecked, frum
Calyforny 2 Name. One island is
yet unsquelched. Moo Gersey yet
is troo to Dimocrisy--a oasis amid
the steril desert, green spot by the
wayside, a beekon-lite TO the ship
reckd maryner, a whisky jug in Name
thank heving fer Moo Gersy-hal-
lcloogy! am prowd 2 say that l.
yoor paster wuz born in Moo Gersy
that my father sawd wood fer the
Presydent NV the Camden & Amboy
and my mother wuz his washerwoman
Umble wuz our lot, but wat SEE the
Iboolt-"It is better to be dorekeep-
err at the house nv Dimocracy. than
to be a postmaster in the tents nv
Abolishnism. But 2 resoom:
Wat shell we do be saivd ? This
inquiry is NV pekoolyer intrest jest
now. Let me ask why do we need
savin7 Dimocrisy is the pure. refnd
salt NV the goverment--to speek nv
savin salt is a abscrdity All my
trends vile Dimocrisy savd the Guv-
erment, the Government savd Dimoc-
risy. 1t wuz strikin illustrashen
Nv the eternel fitnis NV things. So
long ez my venrable friend he'd post
oriis he wood be wus ner a loonatik
ef he did not sustane the Guverment
that Civ him the post oriGs. Evry-
thing went on, so long ez we he'd the
most orifises. Wat we want jest now
is votes-and how to get en- is the
question. Whisky used to do it but
alas the amount NV whisky nessary
to convert q Abolishnist to Democ-
racv, wood kill him aforc he Good
vote-they not bein seasonal vessels.
We lost controle, my brethren, by
bein stubborn. O. let us dodge that
fatal errer. The last eleclshen shode
that we Good not lede the peeple--lct
the people lede us. Ef the people
want war, let us be war men; ef they
want pecce, let us sing hosanners to
peece Ef they want war in Ohio,
let Ohio dimicrats be war, and if Moo
York wants Peece, let em be peece
men. Our platform is broad enuff to
accommodate all. and on the name
question, wich is Post orifis, we kin
all agree halleloogy!
Hevin thus settled the matter nv
faith, we will consider that Nv work,
fer faith without works is Nv no moar
use than a whisky punch without the
whisky. Their must he no draft--the
men must be razed by volunteerin.
Exstrordinory Endorsements must be
held out fer Ablishnists to enlist
fer evry wun who goes stands 4 lively
chance nv trubblin US no moar. We
must hev our voters back frum Can
ady. My trends ther were enuff good
Democrats in Canady to hev savd
Ohio and Moo York. They must be
to hum, to wunst. We need EN-.
We hev not suffishen tly improvd
the nigger--we neglected. him. Their
is 2 sides to the war question, but on
nigger we air invulnerable. Why yu
ask Becoz he hez no trends. The
Ablishnists air afeerd to defend him,
and by tackin Nv him to them we hev
won menny fite. o bless the Lord
fer the niger, he is our tower nv
strength.
My brethrin, we hev big job afore
us. Let us daily no longer. Think
NV the consclences NV another defect.
Sech NV our dimocratic leeders ez did
not git commishns in the army air in
bad shaip. They can't whisky on
tick, furever Sum Nv EN- hev got so
low ez to be obliged to drink dilootid
camfene, wich hez bad effeclS upon
the stumick. tride it wunst. They
must be releevd. They must hev
their posishens and ther regler sala-
ris, fer without EN- ther stumiclSs is
gone. Brethren, to the breech, to-
wunst.
My church deppytizd me to asser-
tame the whereabouts NV sum Dimocrat
who hezn't exprest opinyun sinse
the war commenst, and tender him
the nominashen fer the Presidency.
PETROLEUM. V. NAsBY.