The Ohio Democrat. [volume] (Canal Dover, Ohio) 1840-1900, 1863-04-24
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TIE dark ages--the ages Of ladies'
between sixteen and sixty.
SpRINa is the only young lady that.
looks well in the bIoomer costume.
Few ladies are so modest as to be un.-
willing to sit 10 the lap Of ease and lux.
nry.
The newest styleof gaiterboot isthe
alligator boot, and very scaly style
tits. 5
IL it takes nine tailors to make man.
how many sailors does it take to make
buoy2
II DON'T remember having seen you
before," as the lawyer said to his con-
science. 44
A MACHINE has been invented which
is to be driven by the force Of circum-
stances. +si-a ltssy go >
IT sounds oddly that ship Of war,
when at sea, keeps every one Of her guns.
in port. sss ,sals5 ri
WHAT musicalins uasat has Id ar
honorary degree cor sFred apen + ~
Fiddle D. D. tS
CONSIDER rather IL seoasefliep of
an argument thai, hs eonse diiS Il IS of
him who delivers it. /"
CONTRARY to the Laws df Gfstita
tion. That gold sholEd b ID, d j 9nlf
paper come down. ~
A FARMER, o lawy 81, 81 q fipe 81 h may 1
be very respeetablc inli4id1h|s but 4
hotelkeeper Isl whols losl
IT is evident from she hisl B I w
mans creation, say aal oA tsei,
that she is only sideiissIie, \. y a ssSg
AIRDlE@ AE9@ SUP u
4 for l23 cents per lb., thtI " I
i'd Wool is to be in gdO4if ~ vi. .lgrf q 4 Il u
I free Of burrs. N Il y. a 4
SOME peoples fa1 /. Nj xtefnas " Y
like churches, the bsiiN ydk sIe Es ssiii
on the top represenk sts 4 BIZ.
4 WHY is Q child thaA,y ( Il stiIif ri Fl 4
gets taller, like a nerfpar6s rciSss ser A
Because he picks PIP insibftl ttielss y n
WHAT is the differplce stssep u lls U
lor and siege ga12 one ysrl 8 lin
breeches aud the gthev bSeses " To
work. |.
j Rr61ruAmrI tn tss,.& .Sff. 41,si tssS.k 4
money as you can; lhst second hns9haA
poor fellow, may not have ! cees a In
pocket. .s2iiss
THE man who tried soft soap 10 sIuooth
the harshness Of his wifes tongue, aays,
it took off little Of the roughhess, but
made it run faster. Sst t.7s
| AN old bachelor, seeing the words
families supplied" over the door of q
shop, stepped in and said he would take
q wife and two children.
A PARAGRAPH has been going the
rounds, of an old lady who has NOUS
taehe on her lip. 1t is not uncommon
for young ladies in this vicinity to have
moustaches on their lips, but rare that
they grow there. ah
i pAcHrroR editor sens;t;va IN rels.
tion to his rights objects to taking a
wife tbronob fear that r be shonId have
a baby, his contemporaries, who habit
ually copy without credit, would refuse
to give him credit for the baby.
m.
4 1IIH m uolao 70 nso yeaIs 81
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1enes f W aay, ,e anu ms lno'net asAsu niulSna'
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times.n f a sl5s
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70 oaav S,.o .aO ' ron I;san TSo IA a v
allows a remark to fail Of its effect from
the want of making it, and in this, like
Juliet, she speaks though sheBa moth