Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1863-06-06

Courage Is always just and humane.
TO die or conquer proves heros heart.
Stones and idle words are things not 70
be thrown at random.
Soldiers don't win laurel leaves by
leaves Of absence.
The more we help others to bear their
burdens, the lighter our own will be.
Excellence is never granted to man but
a. . reward to labor.
A man cannotl answer for-his courage,
who has never been in danger. .. -:
The man that lives for himself alone
lives for mean fellow.
II you think your opportunities are not
good enough, you had better improre them.
Deliberate with caution, but act With
decision; and yield with graciousuess, or
oppose with irmness.
A head properly constituted can accom-.
| modate itself to whatever pillows vioissi-
tades Of fortune may place under 1t.
By examining the tongue of the patient,
physicians 6ud out the diseases of the body
philosophers, Of the mind.
A man down east is so great miser,
that he uses only one eye at q time, to
save the other.
| The experience OF many q life: "What
Q fool I've beeni' The experience of
many wife: "What fool I've gotr'
If the devil should loose his tail, where
would he go to get another one? To the
| "a fhar "a phoro Ahau /u,v Ill
spirits.
"Mr. Brown, owe you q grudge, re.
member that" II shall no, be frightened.
then, for never knew you to pay any
thing that you owed
II say, squire, have you got any sons
that would like to enlist in the cavalryf'
mo, but I've got some daughters that
might be pressed into the in fantry service"
The dove, recollect, did not retnrn to
Noah with tho olive branch till the second
time Of her going forth why, then, should
yos despond at the failure of frst at
tempt7
"Pa, didht You whip me for biting
"Yes, my child-you hurt him very
much indeed"
"Well, then pa, you ought to whip ma
mas music teacher, too, for he bit mamma
yesterday right on her mouth, and know
it hurt her, because she put her arms round
his neck and tried to choke him.
First class in geography stand up. Bill
Toots. what's cape?
A thing that mother wears over her
shoulders.
What's plain?
A tool used BY carpenters for smoothing
off boards
What's a desert?
It's goodies for dinner.
That will do Bill, l will give you touch
Of some goodies after school is out.
An honest Du,chman in training up
bis soon in the way he should 90, frequent.
" exercised him in the Bible lessons.
On one of these occasions he asked
him: "Who vas dat would not shleep NIT
Botipher vife?'
J. "Shoseph'
8 "Dats good poy."
"Vell, vat vas de reason be would not
shleep nit herr
"Don't know spose he wasn't shleepy.'
The New York World hits Daniel S.
% Dickinson hard blow. At the meeting
of the Radical League last Saturday, the
speakers were put into one of the parlors
10 Of the Evert House, and, as their names
were called, they came forward; badge
Of gaudy ribbons were pinned on their
!. breasts, and they were marched with all
escort of officers of the society to the
D. stands designated for them.
Of As Daniel S. Dickinson was thus pass
to ing through the crowd with his ribbons
Au,tering the World was reminded Of the
Of following passage in one Of Dickinson'a q
= speeches delivered by him few years
since:
d. "Do you know, my Democratic friends
how the Republicans serve the Democrats
who 90 owe. to them? viii tell yol
r. how. They serve them rs the New Yorl
butcher serves his fat OK. He puts gaily
colored ribbons on his horns aud marches
an him through the streets as spectacle t
be stared at, and then, last scene Of all
he drives him to the slaughter pen. Thi
mt, Is the way Republicans serve Democrat
who are fattened and cajoled by them int
an abandonment Of thier principles
ara The Worll adds: 1t is not every ma
,hs that is signa'ly privileged to be his ow
:: - prophet"
.dy The amount Of legal tender notes an
tie postal currency issued up to the first (
'er. May, 10 as follows:
'er. Leealtenders, about $3.50 o0o, ,0oo po
fic tai currency, about $lS,0ooOoo. The'
,ws can be about twenty five or thirty milliol
Rio more issued under the resolution of Co,
ch gress to pay soldiers. Nearly n half mi
The lion per day is now being used, and vi
| it. probably continue until the balance Of Il
twenty-five or thirty millions is issued.- :