Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1863-04-09
THE CREAM DISH.

The most profitable lie pays . ruinous
tar.
The narrowsst mind has room for pre-
judice. ffe
1t is easier to see small faults than large
virtues.
How many peas are there in = pint?-
One (p.)
We quarrel with the unfortunate to
avoid plying them.
Men are like wagons; they rattle most
when there's nothing in them
A man never goes straight to his object
unless he's bent npon it.
To those who have made their way none
are acceptable whose way is not yet made.
Suspension bridges may answer good
purpose; suspension banks don't.
Use pitch to keep water out and pitcher
TO keep it In.
What age do young girls wish to attain
Marriage.
daily Evening Nall" Alover calling
on his sweetheart.
Ii an egg could speak. what preserve
wonld it mention. Ma-me.laid Marine
lale.)
She who can compose cross baby is
greater than he who composes books.
Men do two-thirds of the SHINING in the
world and make women do the other third.
A woman fascinates us quite as often by
what she overlooks a. by what she sees.
To every old man, his departed boyhood
is a Paradise Lost-fuller of poetry than
Millions.
In general. he only can patiently en-
dure the fame of others who deserve fame
himself
That society where fastery is acted is
much r,ore agreeable than where it is spo-
ken.
Luncheon. says Thackeray, is base in
gratitude to breakfast, and prsmeditated in
sult to dinner.
He who loves only himself dislikes moth
ing SO. much as to be alone with the object
of his affections.
The world. like Isaac .he patriot. often
refuses to recall the blessing it has pro-
nounced by mistake.
do you want your audience attentive?"
said DIR. Emmons. ''then give them some
thing to attend to-"
Every csnsurer of other people knows
ten times as much Ill of himself as he does
of the worst OF them.
Grumbling is all very well in its place
1t is the deep bass that is needed to make
up the full harmony
Beauty has its privileges; q woman who
has palnness OF face must not indulge in
the luxury of plainness of speech.
Why are Boston born people mostly
Unitsrians? Because these who are born
IN Boston do not need TO be born again.
The eaglet must have time. The beak
that In due season will cleave skull. at
first has merely power to chip he egg.
1t is better to meet danger than wait for
At A ship on = lee shore stands out to
sea In storm to escape shipwreck.
1t is popular delusion that powder on
lsdy's face has the same effect as in the
barrel of q musket-assists her to 60 off.
A red-headei lover, in writing to a red
headed girl. shonld take great care in
wording his letters. The less said about
''mutsal fame the better.
Dobbs says he has one of the most obe-
dent boys in the world. He tells him to
do as he pleases, and he does it without
murmuring. aas1
The greatest mistake we make in orr In.
man relations is interfering too much with
each others freeIom We are too apt to
think our way is the only way.
A Michigsa soldier, who was accused
of stealing rebels goose. sail he found
the bird Kissing at the American flag, and
arrested it for treason.
Sam Rogers once observed to q lady,
"How desirable il is in any danger to have
presence of mind?'' Yes" she quietly
replied. "but l would rather have absence
of body
Mrs Darlington inquiries what kind oil
razors ara employed in shaving notes.
NJ Pie respectfully informs her that they
are generally raisers of money.
Satan can never Judo man without
his aid; but man may easily undo him.
self without Satsn's.
Next to victory there is nothing so
sweet as defeat if only the right adversary
overcome you.
s. 20 matter how ugly you may be you
shadow will stick faithfully to you for it i.
as ugly as you are.
II the medical dogma is true that "lik.
cures like" the bite of . cat should
be treated with cap nip.
Treat hungry man as they used to
treat the bodies of suicides-drive SIT e )al
into him. ,I..a -
If you have q scolding wife. trust to time
cid age may bring you the blessing o
deafness. rs.s~,~ :,
Beauty is . stronger wooer than loving
words; so the women WOO us more than W,
do them. " q - .fi- tlfN<tII
Riches are true to thu sc that trust them.
Asst bird hops from twig to twig. so do
riches from man to man.
Sooner seek to blend oil and water. Of
frs and water than love and wisdom.
-. Where the bee gets honey the spide
gets poison. ~ -,--s.ssq
Honesty is the best policy-unlsss you
are army contractor. nwssr3
ssa1Some married FOLKS keep their love. like
ijewelry from the worlds eyes; thinking il
is too precious for everyday wear at th.
freside. g -
A distinguished divine says that ball
are against the spirit of the canons of tn
Churfhe So fhera ara M eu.b thsprs !.