The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1863-11-12

- ~ nv IOOA OH dCtIVe part III the BaVari-
an revolution, and subsequently, retired to
switzerland, which country he left for the
United States in September, 1919 Settling
III New York State, he engaged in farming
until the war broke out when he left for
Washington in command of the 9Th reo;n,ant
OF New York volunteers. In Auoust 1891
he was made Brigadier General, which no,
stlon he held until March, 1868, when he
was discharged from the service.
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''Heroine" is perhaps as peculiar a word 90
any In our language; the two first letters of
it are male, the three first, female, the four
lrst a brave man, and the whole word n
brave woman.
A clergyman who had sought for prefer
ment III many quarters and had failed said
to bishop: 81 never got ANYTHING I asked
for" "And J." said the bishop, never
asked for anything got" -
The very best and cleverest men have q
hobby of some Sort which the rules of society
forbid their mounting outside their families
Every man would bore you to death if YOU
would let him
do you consider lager beer intoxicatingP"
''VeL" replied W, lash for dat, | can't
gay l drinks feefty Or seexty glasses a day
and 1t never hurtsh me, but don't know
how 1T would pc if a man wash to make a hog
Of hisself"
| A dying niger was told by minister that
he must forgive acertain darby against whom
he seemed to entertain very bitter feelings.
eyes, yes, he replied, IF die | forgive dat
niger, but if live dat niger must take
car"
The foundation of domestic happiness is
faith IN the virtue of woman; the foundation
of all political happiness is confidence in the
integrity of man; and the foundation of all
happiness temporal and eternal-is reliance
on the goodness of God.
An auditor at funeral once remarked
''When the minister kept saying in his pray
er Thy servant, the deceased, and thought
of what cheating, lying, swearing Sabbath
breaking man Mr.. N had been, / couldn't
help wondering who The minister was pray
ing to-"
A Dutchrnan was relating his marvellous
escape from drowning when thirteen of his
companions were lost by the upsetting of
boat, and he alone was saved. And how
did you escape their fate?" asked one of his
hearers. 81 It'd no go in to boat" was the
Dutchman's placid reply.
During the French Revolution CT devan,
applied for passport under the name of MIS-
MS said the authorities at the passport Of
flee; comment Ms? have you no other
name " Not now said the satirical appli-
cant. used to be called st. Denis, but
since you have abolished the saints and for
hidden the use of the prefix De, there is moth.
ing left me but MIS-
An officer whowas inspecting his company
one morning, spied one soldier whose shirt
was sadly begrimed Patrick OF'linn %
called out the captain. 'Iere, yer honor"
promptly responded Patrick with his hand to
his hat ''How long do you wear shirt"
Numbered the captain. Twenty eight inch
es," was the rejoinder.
Very lately a somewhat rigid specimen of
the English governess primly dressed as be-
came her years, and by no means attractive
in corkscrew curs and well pinched lips, adj
dressed a Dublin carman i'll an authoritative
manner, with the obnoxious stipulation-'1
take you for an hour" Candy Gin an insinu-
ating manner, "Ah ma'am, won't you take
Inc for life?"
A decamatory counsel who despised all
teehnicalities, and tried to storm the court of
the East India Company by the force of elo-
quence, was once uttering these words SIN
the book Of nature, my lords, it is written
when he was interrupted by this question from
the chief justice, Lord Peterborough: "WilI
you have the goodness to mention the page
sir, if you please"
THE PICTURE
A calm, sweet face with earnest eyes
And thoughtful brow full arched above II;
mouth, whose graveness won surprise.
.. Whose tender sweetness made one love IL
A face that told how souls aspire
That look beyond to days revealing;
A boy with al of menhoods fire,
man with all Of boyhOods feeling.
ENVY.
True Sinbad bore heavy load
The OId Man OF the Sea-
But he whom Envy has bestrode
heavier one has he
NJ Men Spencer.
Said an lrishman to telegraph operator:
do you ever charge anything for the address
in a message? No. replied the operator,
And do you charge for signing his name,
then, will you please send this? / Just want
my brother to know | am here handing the
following: To John McFinn--at New York
--[signed] Patrick McFinn.' The message
was sent as "a tribute to Patrick's shrewd
ness.
When Mrs. Vallandigham left Dayton to
join her husband, just before election she told
her friends that she expected to never to re-
turn until she did SO as wife of the Govern
or of Ohio.
A Mrs. Barnum of Monckton, Va, 80 years
old, walked while asleep into the well in her
garden, and though she woke up "a feet below
the surface and Ia three feet of water, she was
unhurt.
Nptheria is fearfully prevalent in some
parts Of Maine In Moscow and other places
whole families have been swept off. In Ore
gon, also, it is said to be very destructive
FAsn1oNs.-Le Toilet says of October fash
ions 'Colored stockings will be worn this
winter grey will be the fayorite color. Diff
ferent shades of grey and dr&b will also be in
good TASTE but no striking color, such as scar
let or mauvre The latter would loook intrin-
sically vulgar, though it is not improbable that
cherry color will be worn during the season.
'Bonnets are being made lower in front and
narrow, and backward at the side-so much
more graceful and becoming style. SAtlnls
being employed both for capates and PLAIN
nets, and as the season advances will no doubt
be very fashionable. A very fashionable bon
net in this material has the front OF pink sat-
in in deep folds and the crown OF black vel
vet"