The Iowa transcript. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1858-1866, 1863-07-02

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matrimonial linsdby the following re-
flection: III She bad been married and
bed . baby, and the poor thing had
crawled into the oven and burnt itself
to death, what horrible thing il would
have been -
or Ill tbe Ptrcy family, the nobelst
10 Percy We're, (pefsevefs j and thy
most cruel, Percy Cate (persecute.)
Even Brigham Young's wives are st.
fscted With the military spirit thsy
oaIl their husbsnd Briggy dear.
Why are the Marys the most smiable1
Of their sexi Because they can Mways
be Molly, fsdA- 7.
Little Willie, having hunted In al the
cor6ers for HE u oes, It last gave them
up, and climbing on = chair; betakes
himself to . big book lying On side-
table Mother says TO him, "What Is
darling doing with the booka'' "It'th
the dictionary; pa looks in the diotioh.
ary for things, and I'm looking to zee
if l can End my shoes. ''i
Charles Lamb, playing u whist with
Hsxlitt, when the latter's4 hands were
rather dirty, said to him: "Hazlitt, Il
dirt were trumps, what fine hand yon.
pwould have.
Never did An 1rishman utter better
bull than did N honest John, who
being asked by friend: "Hss yonr
sister . son or daughter answered:
"Upon my lite, I do not yet know
whether am uncle or aunt"
The New Albany (1ndiana) Ledger
says that we'll posted farmers put down
the tobacco crop Of Cla' county, the
coming season, At 300. 900 pounds; ;
Green county, 100000 pounds, and
Owen county At 100000 pounds. Sou
thern Indiana is rapidly beo sming "A
important tobacco growing region.
Bonnet trimmings can be worn muoi1
! longer, it the dust is carefully removed
after walking. Ribbons can be washed
in alcohol, with .it,le or no injury to
the fabric. Wash and rinse in the
alcohol, then iron, while damp, upon
the wrong side.
There are nine regiments cf infantry
eight regiments Of cavalry, and four OF
artillery, n the United States service
from the State Of Tennessee.
The enrolment il in progress in New
Jersey. In Pennsylvania it will com
mence in few days. In the eastern
States the work is also going forward.
Gen. SAINTS Anna, ex.Prcsilent of
Mexico, still resides on the Island If
Cuba, q few miles from Havana. Ho
denies in One Of the papers of that city,
that be ~ about to take the field on tho
sido Of the French. and against hin nar
tive country.
"My dsax" said fond hnsbssid to
bis loving spouse suppose | should
be conscripted, and couldn't get sub.
stitule ?'' "Nevsr mind, my dsat,' said
the am,cab!s creature, II could 6nd
substitute, Il you couldn't.
While the soldiers we're 1earchin1
the passengers on the train FROM India
nopolis, Containing delegates from he
sopperhead convention at ludianspolis).
on Wednesday evening, for pistols, Que
Of them discovered no less than seven
revolvers hid in lady's bosom. Cashier.
ing mp the pistols, he politely remarked
10 the lady, MADAM, your breastworka
seem to be ironclad."
A man, who dresses too graIshy, or
too absurdly, or to shabbily, has some
nental oddity, or insanity, or meanness,
which developes itself outwsrdly in the
fashion Of his garments.
Presutes in the money market are far
less pleasant y young people than pies.
sures IN the love market.
A lady having accidentally broken
her smelling bottle. her husband, Who
was very petalant, said to her, = Dc.
olars, ny dear. everything that bslougs
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