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Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
VOL. 10 NO. SO.
Bills of Attainder.

The New York Journal of Commerce
discusses the subject of Bills of Attainder
in an able article informed by the true
spirit. We reproduce the opening and
closing paragraph of the article:
Shall the Constitution of the United
States abide in the land, the terror Of evil
doors, and the praise of all good men |?
That, alter all, is the question, and the
whole question before US. The men Of one
idea, who ask whether we prefer slavery to
the Union, have either no conception of the
true issue, or have never answered their
own question to their hearts. IL the war
is to result In the unconstitutional "wiping
out OF slavery. then the result is the de-
struction Of the Constitution and The Union.
We are no defenders Of slavery because we
defend lis constitutional rights If we de
mand trial BY jury for a murderer when
others would lynch him, arc We defenders
OF murder? The citizen ceases to be loyal
when he advocates lynch law on n small
scale or grand scale"
This is The retors logical. We commend
u 70 such radicals as are honest in their
radicalisni
ut is Ilain," our Contemporary rnys.
that an Act OF COnfscation or a BIZ of
A;tdinGer would create G perpetual saurcc
of war. The present controversy being
ended, the Courts would declare il uncon.
stitutonai and void-all titles to pronerty
under itworli fail-the Government would
be unable TO hold Gny it had taken-,he
states would be compelled to aid tLei= citi-
zens in recovering their property if any
had been removed, the complications
arising would be countless, and lead TO
lasting enmity.. Treat your enemy as if
he might one day be your friend is emf
nently the motto of this war. If the Union
is to be restored, its future glory will de,
pend on the fact that it has been restored
by the strong arm of the Constitution and
law. 1t the attempt at restoration procla.
matt, ms OF emancipation, and other pro.
ceedings which, instead of being the ac;s
OF our constitutional Government, are but
acts OF an incensed aGG Indignant reo2le,
and If, by these means, we shouli conquer
the rebellion, we shall find ourselves, when
the war is over, standing among the ruins
OF the Republic and where the noblcst
fabric OF human government once stood we
shall behold around us only it's shattered
remains, out of which The generations to
come VIII find 1t impossible even to imac-
inc the former spendor. We beseach gen
tleman in Washington to regard these
truths Let us save the Constitution. If
II can be carried on its trium plant course
over the present obstacles, it will be fJrev
er hereafter the rallyns point for the
hopes OF all nations, strengthened, purified
and gloryfed, by its sublime victory"
We need not tell our readers that we
second this just and stirring exhortation
with all our hcarts.-LOuISrille Journal.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
A Yankee Trick.

Uncle Eb, us we used to call him, among
lots Of good qualities had ling. lie
did love liquar, but such was the state of
his credit that no one would trust him lie
therefore resorted, one day, to a trick TO
answer the great dosire of Ills appetite lie
took two case battles, put quart Of water
in one of the bottles, put one # them in
each pocket and started off for the store.
''1'll take quart of rum" sail Uncle
Ed, placing the empty bottle on the coun-
ter.
The rum was put up and the bottle put
IN his pocket, when Uncle Eb pulled from
his purse what. at q distance, seemed IL
quarter of dollar.
That is nothing but tin, Uncle Eb, ;" said
the trader.
Eth, it's quarter" said Uncle Eb. ITS
all I've got"
Uncle Eb, without much murmuring,
pulled from his pocket the quart Of water.
The trader took it and poured it into his
rum barrel, and off walked Uncle Eb.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
IT 1 NJ e 4.

health to the grey barIed Timei
With sickle as sharp and bright;
And the glass ofsand In his bony old hand,
That runneth both day and night.
And when ths last grain falls
From it, place in the glass away,
Then he mows us down, tho our locks are brown,
Or il they are white and grey.
o, Time! the ti-eless guide!
How he marches with II seless treadl
Lingering not in a single spot
To give rest TO the aching head.
Quiet and soft, and still,
With gentle step and slow
But leading ON, and leading us on,
Whether we will or no.
How he steals away the hours
OF the child in its laughing play,
As Its musical shout ON the air rings out,
Through the whole of glad spring day.
TIL the evening shakes come down,
And the eyclids droop and fall,
And the air grows camp, and the moons pale lamp
flushed to silence all.
How he taksth the maidens hand
And leadeth her softI, on,
Bidding her sip, with her rosy lip,
Of life, eer its joy be gone!
Never, for short hour,
Letting her pause stay.
But leading her till the friends are gone,
And her heart is worn and grey.
From a child to hoary age
His hand is upon ms still,
Making the cheel-bones sharp and high,
And the lfe-blood slow and chill.
Strswing the way with graves,
Making them gay with flowers,
And pcintlng On, when our strength is gone,
To grave that will soon be ours.
Time thou gauut and grim!
When that dark grave is filled.
And the feet thou hast led, with thy ceaseless trca
Arc at last forever stilled;
We my bid long farewell
As we list the angels chime,
To thy skeleton hand, with its glass of sand,
o! wthered and hoary Time,
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

To PREVENT TcoLs FROM Rcsrrro
Thousands Of dollars are lost each wear n,
the rustins Of Flows, hoes, shoysis. .ts
Some of this might be prevented bv N.
application Of lard aud resin, to ali stall
and iron implements. Take three timss =.
much lard az resin. End melt then, ,ogetb.r
1t can ba applied with brssh or elot5 10 ali
surfaces IN danger Of rusting, and thew can
be easily kept bright. If tools are 40 be
iaid away, give them a coating of this. and
you will be well paid. Il can be kent for
a long time, and should always be ready
for use,
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
Hadn't Forgot Ii.

"Our city," says Philadelphia friend,
has some divines whose sermons are more
noted for their length than depth. One
OF them, DR.. Bull, happening some eighteen
months since TO pass the Sabbath in small
town IN New Jersey, not far distant from
the State line, was invited e. preach He
accepted the invitation, apd spake Tor an
hour and a half from the text, Remember
Lots wife 1t is said tina; the church bell
had to be rung,at the conclusion Of tue SER
mon, to rouse the bearers.
Last month the Dr. was in the sare
town, and was again invited to preach. lie
announced his text, Remember Lots wife
AT this juncture o staid old jersey farmer.
sitting half way down the middle aisle. was
observed picking up his hat and things, and
as the injunction Remember L It's Wife
was second time sounded in his ears,
he rose, and in voice distinctly audible
throughout the church, exclaimed, 'Havn't
forgot her since you were here last time !;
and Immediately executed rapid move
ment towards the door.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
Joliet sisa.i Rate. OF Aa..rti.,nr
} OBJ PRuNT TIN

Job Printing ofev,, gieserptioi vilsbe neatly
TPsditiously sxecutedto order on IfbersIterms.
Antssortment OF blanks kepfconstADtI, on h.n
80 All orders for Advertising or Job Work mt
be accompanied by cash. unlesssome person known
ueecoiss responsible for the same.-Gs
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

THE DIFFERESCE.-Suppose we see
number Of children Glaying together in the
street, we could not, without previous
knowledge, determine who are their pa
rents, or where are their homes. But let
one Of them receive an injury, or get in
any trouble, and we learn who are his
parents, for he Immediately runs to them
for relief.
Thus it is with the christian and the man
Of the world. While we observe them togeth
er, pur u;ng the same empi0yments, and
placed in the same circumstances, we may
not always be able at once to distinguish
them, but let complications come upon
them, and we are no longer at loss. The
man of the world seeks relief in earthly
comforts, while the christian flies to his
heavenly Father, for his refuge and supA
port in that day of trouble. Do you know
anything of it my reader?
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

When the question was agitated in Lan-
den which would be the safest place to put
NappleD, SO that he could not be got out. a
gentleman vino had long suit pending ad-
vised the minister TO put him a court Of
chancery.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

A gentleman calling for some small beer
at another gentIeman's table, finding it
very bad, gave it to the servant again
without drinking.
What said the master Of the house,
do you not like beer?'
1t is not to be found fault with answer
cd the other, 'for ons should never speak
Ill OF the dead
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

An ouEide passenger or a coach had
his hat blown over bridge into the stream.
True to nature" said a gentleman who
was seated beside bin, ga bearer naturally
takes TO the water"
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

Two cats once went to law before a
MONKEY about piece Of cheese. Thew
got learned decision upon the It'll, and
the monkey eat the cheese for The sosts of
Court.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
DEN tbs Il e Y

- DEs. ALLEN & SALTER, permanently
k,S-is-2 located IN Joliet. ispisparcd to perform
..rft~tSA ri operations in the profession, in the
~-J latest aud most approved style. Arti-
,tI-'' FROM -ule Tooth to full sett, inserted on
o., NE'-YHoric piincipls.
4"'H Extracted without pain.
'fsz Ou Jrl.rsou ST., IL iIawey'S New Guilding
I /. SHELTER, Commissioner of Deeds for tn
'''depi t"En-. lVann. VIII take proof nui ackS
.9i.f -emgEt Of Ue-i4 Hud other Instruments To bo
be-. ..g-oys--i ia sI!G state. Office Jefferson st.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

People always express great deal of
sympathy for women who are unhapily
maraied-but how about those who are I'M
happily single?
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
IA, r.. IL MD e,

kENFIs e. Jnce 90 Chicago street, stweeu
- i.ir,sru aud Wan Barren.
= ~. SYrk WaTrOHtpsI. molly
DRAFTS SOLD OK NEW YORK,
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, aud MILWAUKEE, WIS,
ssLs oE ExcHA cAsHED OR COLLECTED.
laiuirv Of TIE undersigned.
URI OSGOOD, Joliet, Illinois.
MONEY RECEIVED ON DEPOSIT,
CONVEYANCING DONE, AND
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TAKEN BY
URI OSGOOD, Joliet, Illinois
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

a man much addicted to snoring, re-
marked 10 his bed-fcIljw in the morning
that he slept like top.
81 know it," said the other, "!ike hum
ming top"
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

a man recently got married one day and
hung himself the next. No doubt he want
ed to try ell the varieties Of nooses, to see
which lie liked .besE.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

A speaker in a meeting not Ing since.
charging upon the rascallty of the devil.
got off the following pithy words:
81 tell yol that the devil is an old lair
For when was about to get religion, he
tried to dissuade me telling me if l did
become religious | could hot go into CAV
company. and lie or steal. or any -uch
thing, dm haze found him out to be a
great liar %
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
Marble Workn
SHOW REspECTTo THE DEAD.
NArT MARBLE FACTORY.

u, ZEN ION, Manufacturer in every variety of
comments, Head Stones, &c.
IOLISsTs Jefferson Street, north of County Jail.
ILLINOIS.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

A married lady out west nearly broke
her neck, a few days since, while learning
to skate. Since shat period there has bce0 an
extraordinary demand for skates, by mar
ried men, and the supply is rot equal 10 the
demand.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

A yonng exquisite being asked why he
did not 90 to war said. he always thought
war was best when taken 10 homs.opatbic
dOscs
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

Husband, you should kill tba. hen, i,
is too lazy to stand up"
80, no." was the reply, "les her live
till she becomes too lazy to Law"
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

,r STEVENS, Attorney and Counselor at
III W ,,5 General Land and Collecting agent.
. ,;is Tnr promptly RENTED. ,o,,., IN
gS,Ns,,.Tia ia rley's new Block 'oiet;lli'
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04


A friend of ours, young Lady of New
Bedford, was intimately acquainted in a
family in which there was a sweet, bright
little Toy, of some five years, between
whom and herself there sprang up a Eery
tender friendship. One day she said to
him:
willie, do you love mei"
"Yes, indeed !" he replied with cling
ing kiss.
How much ?"
why, love yOu-Ilo yOu-up to the
sky"
just then his eye fell upon his mother.
Flinging his arms about her, and kissing
her passinna.ely, he exclaimed:
But mamma, | love you way up to
Gud !"
Could the distinction between the two
loves be more exquisitely drawn?
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

-----.,ors GnODsPEED, Attorney and Conn
Law. Joliet, Illinois. once in stones
x,EorrRfs
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

4 by was reading in school, eni com,
ing to the word glass, spelled it cut but did
not pronounce 1t.
What does that spell?' asked the teach.
err.
How do you spose knSwl' said the
boy.
w hat does your mother put 10 the win
dows xhen they get broken 2
On now know what it spells
We'll, what is it!
'Dad's old hetP replied the bow,
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

GvTL evITvGgt AND DEPUTY CoU&UY SUR
l. F.Tbk. Ntps an Plais drawn to order.
1h.eil tbs Court House. docle-n27
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

tIs.iNHRiET KILTMER, Female Physician, Of
Y 'r' her profe ,sional services to her sex in
t:sirIcs aud the d.s"azes insidrut to women aud c il
. She sill si'o attend professional calls generally
l.ilsa5ciu Elst J,lirt.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
r.rmsof subscription
BUSINESS CAR S +.

Go0pHUE, Attorney aud Counselor at
w g. mn On Jefferson ST., (oyer Mrs. Kava-
Law ;1,,,,o o- store,) Joliet, Illinois. nstf
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

-,c,lL 4 FULLER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW
X tiist Illinois, MT
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

When the most insignificant person tells
Us We are wrong, we ought to listen. Let
US believe it possible we may be wrong.
when any rne suppose we are and enter
into the true .ittleness which Consists in
receiving correction like o child.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

- r1ouAs. NJ. D., Physician and Surgeon
n liz professional services to the citizens of
U. olsi' yiribity. ONCE No. u Jefferson ST.: over
I5 lal mug Store, opposite the Court House,
BFaf"a'r g,stren Avenue, In j. y. Grosh's House.
10 lsuce o" Joliet, Illinois
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

That man cannot be upright before God
who IS unjust in his dealings with men.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

What is the state Of the nation p asked
an anxious inquirer IN a barber shop, Of a
Tetulani IeighbOr, just after the surrender
OF Mason and Slideli. "Damnation !" was
the concise respt nse.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

Gpres =, Natranted TO give entire satisfaction and
r''siye prom, te times Orders sent by mail will
"'''h'oh. (n2ly)
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

DAph-p e a. IN,
I barley attic Joliet MalthOuse, Bluff St.
E.P0RTER.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
Furnishing a WOman-VyhTD-
Esfrs

NY attention was attracted by the ap-
pearance OF man who waited on a table
during dinner; his dress was more that of
country gentleman than Il servant, and
his countenance peculiarly sad and sub
dued. found my eyes continually wand
ering towards this individual, whose man
ner disquieted me, for he moved about
YEARLY, and as if the task was weary
one.
After dinner the superintendent asked
me if bad observed the waiter.
''Yes. Who is he? VIM is he ?"
"rhe richest man in Eastern Paraguay.
He has large, well stocked estancia.' p
And yet is here a servant.
Yes; he was guilty of an ungailant act
OF whipping 2 woman, and the President
has degraded him to be q servant at the
Ircn works. lie will at least liberate him
sef only by paying u sum or its equivalent
in cattle"
SO much for the rights of woman, and
the summary administration Of the law in
Paraguay.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
n PAINTING AND PAPERINC.

IN, citizens OF Joliet and vicinity are roso,.t;v,I
Raj1ps Iy that we the subscribers coutiuue the
SHOP n Sg' iii IN all its branches.
JULIET ST Opposite the Joliet lfouse.)
Joliet Sent ., ,o,o DORR 4 SCMOTT.
io0'' nl4tf
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
E. /. b UB OIS,
A. CONS STOCK,

iLNiN6IuN. Ill.
I lBElAL advance made Ia Farmers, who prefer to
ship .hers grain to their friendsin Chicago, or ct.
Lsls. n22ly
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

A young lady, weeping and waving her
handkerchief with much assiduity on the
occasion of the departure Of regiment,
was asked what relatives she had in the
regiment, and replied:
Cousins"
How many ?" was soliticiously queried.
why. the whole regiment: arn't they
Uncle Sans boys 2" lacOuieally replied the
lass.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

p,ILgY.M. D., Physician and Surgeon, res
y o, , h Pr0,s ss ssFy %aos to t..
49, Residence on Hickory Street, opposite G.
EoodruTs
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

nae sLWOOD, Attorneys, Counselors, Joliet
D ,,ssnCuaty, Illinois ONCE, North side Of the pub
=. snare, jefferson St.
= \ A. PARKS. =
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04

:, a urLpEBR ANT. Attorney and Counselor ct law,
m nra.tite in Will and the adjoining counties.-
~, 49,, mi 1sted to him will be promptly attended
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
,o.IET SIGNAL,

icons AND PROrhIETOas.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-03-04
From the New York Sunday Mercury
Orpheus G.. Kerr at the white
House Rail-

we are sorry TO learn that our universal
correspondent so far forgot the respect due
to the misfortunes of his suffering country
as to join in the frivolities of the White
House on Wednesday night; but far be it
from US o omit from publication his gor-
geous accoun. of the .fete. Toici:
FROM WASHINGTON.
EDITOR I. L. :-Notwithstanding ycur
general ignorance of natural history, my
ony, you may be aware that when the eagle
Is wounded by the huntsman, instead os
seeking some thick set tree or dismal swamp,
there to die like common bird, he scars
straight upward in the full eye of the sun,
and bathes in all tho glorIes Of noon-day,
while his eyes grow dull with agony and
his talons are stifening in death nor does
he fall from the blazing empyrean until the
last stroke of fate hurls him downward
like thunderbolt.
Our Union, my boy-our land Of the
Eagle-is stricken sorely, and szer55ee. %
death but like the proud bird Of i've. it
disdains to grow morbid in its agonies and
the occasional signs of its patient strug-
ghng millions, are lost in sounds of death
detylng revelry at the dauntless capis
tai.
All the best looking uniforms in the army
were invited to Mrs Lincoln's ball at the
White House on Wednesday, and, of course,
was favored, together with the General
OF the Mackerel Brigade, and Capt. William
Brown, of Accomac. My ticket, my boy,
was as aristvcratic as u ROSTERS tail at sun
rise:
The Potter journal. [volume] (Coudersport, Pa.) 1857-1872, 1862-12-03
Gn1IRT PROCLAMATION.

NETHEREAS the Hon. Robert G.. White
w President Judge, and the Hons. Z. ,.
Jones and G. G. Colyin, Associate Judges OF
the Courts of Oyer & Terminer and Gel erai
Jail Delivery. Quarter Sessions of the Peace,
Orphans Court and Court of Common Pleas
for the County of Potter, have issued their
precept, bearing date the eighteenth day OF
Sept. in the year of our Lord one thou
sand eight hundr' d and sixty-iwo, and 10 me
directed, for holdings Court OF Oyer and Term
iaer and General Jail Delivery, Quarter Ses-
sons of the Peace, Orphans Court. and Court
of Common Pleas, in the Borough Of Coudcrs
mort on MONDAY, the 5th day OF Dec.
next. ana to continue one week
Notice is therefore hereby given to the Cor
oncrs .Iu.ticcs of the Peace and Constabes
within the county, that they be then and there
in their proper persons, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ OF
said day. with their rolls, records, lnqulsl-
tions. examinations, and other remembranceS,
to do those things which TO their Offices ap-
pertaiu TO be done And those who are bound
by their recognizances to prosecute againS.
the prisoners that are or shall be i'll the jail OF
said county of Potter, are to be then and there
10 prosecute against them as Will be Just.
Dated at C0UDERsPoRT. NoV'r i, 1867 ana
the S4thvear of the indep, ndence OF the United
States of America.
WM. f. BURT, Sheriff.