New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1862-06-21

to themselves, playing Cato Of Utica with real
s,yora in par,icuar. These perturbed spirits
need LAYING. or they will do themselves q mis-
chief For our part, uolesS the new Memphis
philosophy can be brought into high fashion,
we lock for 40 unpleasant superiuIty OF arson
and suicide in Confederate regOns-sguads OF
diseusted chevaers popping themselves OH after
the hiph Roman fashion--pilos OF patriarcns,
who, having first slaughtered all their oigger',
cow. COWS. horses, dogs, wives, sheep, ana
danghtcrs. will be found wrapped In the Con-
federate fac as 10 winding sheet, as dead
and ~ dirpltied as julius Caesar, with the re-
mains of their former greatness gloomi'y
haaned around them. To be sure, ia the oltie'
already suhjugated,' We don't hear OF these
uatriotic diversions. The most rampant patri-
ols appear to snbside with wonderful inc.iity
and TO disregard quite contemptuous'y the 'n'
junction 70 destroy themselves IN winch some
of their newspapers abound We suppose
however, that they are waiting iof ocaera'
Proclamation Of Suicide by their mock-fresideh'
Davis. They are desirous of dying according
10 law. and Of destroying themselves coos'itu'
tioually. 1t becomes their DaSiSian Jeiler'ou
the best Jefferson thsy have, poor fellows =
himself TO set an example. When all Is lost,
we hold that i, VIII be his duty to blow out
what brains he may have left-his remainder
cerebrum, 50 70 speak. To make the whoie
proceeding more sublime, he might announce
that upon the Iith inst, at high noon ne III
tended 10 cunsniunatc Bis fsto de So, and re-
aue.t his friends and admirers t. hang OF
shoo, themselves, OF TO takc big morphine p'iiT'
at the same Identical moment. Then Win
simultaneous kick or quiyer, OF bring th1.!
own salyo over their departure for liades, the
Chiefs Of Secession might secedc from tni'
wicked world, aud enter upon auorher fr"w
which. however not, secession VIII he iinpOSsi'
BILE. We throg out these hints merely from al
ardent passion for seeing things done neatly.
II we are 70 have no Confederate States, we
shall need no Conitderat Statesmen. In re-
stored Union, it viii be impossible to pa; MI
jefferson Davis aud liza crazy cronles to an!
sort Of use. VIII they have the grace to siel
out VIII they have the goodness to leave M
unappreciative world and botale themselves to
.bo,e places which from the beginning have
been prepared for them
We do not know. We confess Ina. "e nf'
b. no means assured, and the new Memphis
philosopb, somewhat staggers our confidence
in the defiderarcd ytlmpede. What II the 81
ce.so1ists as Ibe iraianche would seem {,
Indicate. should turn capital Chrisilans-moJsl'
of iorertiuness and forgiveness, after all
What # L should suddenly dawn upon the -
cessou mind, The smoke Of battle no longer
in conjunction with extra whisky, hciogaln-
the brain. that biz plantation aud pleu!i
oi " niegrrs.r and slavery guaranteed by The
Federal Government VIII b. more pleasant
ihan tbs ueutest aud most impressive aud h.s
toricaily correct suicide What says III
fraiarchs man IL be not ready 10 - on
lettng slide innumerable and endless IraiaHcifs
even under .he accursed Federal banner Au'
If be. cream OF Confederate cream-the guide
philosopher. Mentor and Pslinnrus OF the Re
bellon IN those parts, Is 80 submissive, WI.
who can tell how many others will follow IN
lo,al lead What are We to do Ii ihes'
grea. once when they are humbed and down
ca,i-ther pride wounded" &C., are 10 be
.ako Themselves to "a philosophy suited t.
their condition We forgive them TO
the sake OF science Ii ID question 10
urists. Such clear evidence Of penltent dis
position is certainly worthy. in these wiche'
iirnes, of a charitable consideration. That IN
pulse which we oil feel to spare the SEX an'
the sorry is Que OF the best feelings of on
comm0a nature.