The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-12-11

Lord !"
Nov. u, 1862
In this world no good is unalloye ed, and there i
little evil that has not in It some seed of what i
good.
In good society we are required to do obligins
things to one another in genteel society, we arr
required only to say them.
Welcome. little stranger" as the sale
when he found three~cent piece in among Hi
postage stamps
1t should be necessary only to grow old to ge
more indulgent We shall seldom see fau
that we have not committed ourselves
If the world knocks you down and jostles by
you in it's great race, don't cit whining underpe
pies feet, but get up, rub your elbows and begin
again.
The weather may lie dark and rainy very well
laugh between the drops and think cheerly of the
blue sky and sunshine that will surely come to
morrow.
dentist adyertiees he inserts teeth cheaper
than can be done elsewhere. We rather think ht
would not do it with as much pleasure cheap
as bulldog we know OF
A jolly old doctor said that people who were
prompt in their payments always recovered in
their sickness, as they were good customers and
the physicians could not afford to lose them.
The Cincinnati Enquirer Dem) says that the
guerrilla murders by Secessiorists in Kentucky
j''should be frowned down.
Is not that u little too severe treatment for our
'misguided brethren?' Suppose it should irri-
tate them. Would it not be better to coax then
| down
Jones he other day, asked Smith the following
question: Says Jones, 1--WE have HAD the age
of iron, the age of gold, and the age Of bronze
but which shall we call the present age o. why,
says Smith licking the back of q postage STAMP
which he was about 10 apply to the envelope OF g
letter, 81 think we had better call this the mucH
age"
'If "a word or two will render a man happy,
said a Frenchmans he must be a wretch indeed
\ who will not give 1t. 1t is like lighting another
mans candle with your own, which loses none OF
its own brilliancy by what thel other gains Ii
all men acted upon that principle the world would
be much happier than it is.
| BEAUTIFUL EGEND,--There is beautitu! TO-
gend illustrating the biessedness of performing
our duty at whatever cost to our own inclination.
A beautiful vision of our Savior had appeared to
Il Monk, and in silent bliss he WIS gazing upon
4 it, The hour arrived i'll which 1t was his duty to
1 iced the poOr of the convent. lie fingered not IN
his cell to enjoy the vision but left 1t to perform
/ his humble duty. When he returned, he found
/ this blessed vion waiting for him, and uttering
these words. "Hadst thou staid, must have
/ fed"
| AKirHMETiCAL.-Any number of figures you
may wish to multiply by 8 will give the result j
divided by "a much quicker operation but yor
must remember to anex cipher to the answe
where there is no remainder, whateve
It may be- to annex five to the answer. Multipl.
46i by and the answer will be 1920; divide TN
same number by 2, and you have 232-and a
there is remainder, you adp cipher. Nov
take 399 multiply by and the answer is 1893
ON dividing this sand by ., Their is 1876 and re
mander, you therefore place at the end Of tn
line, ana the result is again ,995.
A school Directors speech.
In a certain school district in Lake county, Ill
a Mr. Levi WEIGH had been elected director, an
shortly AFTER visiting the school, the teacher in
vted him ''to make n few remarks" In response
delivered the following speech, which the teache
q lady, took down verbatim. We are inebted t
friend for this curious specimen of literature:
This schulz housen is not very good childre
but as yer don't have ter be contained here bu
six hours a day, hope yer will try to approve ye
tine so ster git all the larnin yer can. You litt
shavers is very thick like thare IN them seat
but yer must keep still and not make yer schul
marin no trouble eff you can. Make EN- obey til
rules, even eff yer have ter lick EN-, Missis Lie
nv childrun when they needs it. and I'll lick Ell
when they needs lickin 1 hope yer'n try to in
troduce my Levi to arnin some, fer he's oreffI
back -hnded-aI my childun il drefful backhir
ded-and now. hopin yerl try fer do yer dut
and lick EN- all, III close. e khor,, tEVss.) Ind
Pendent
WATCHING OSE's SELF.--"When was b,
said an old man, we had a school master who h,
an odd way of catching idle boys. One day
= called out to us:
boys, must have closer attention to yo
books. The first one of you that sees another b,
Idle, want you to inform me, and I will ate,
4 to the case"
"Ah! thought to myself, there is Joe Simmo
tina aont like. I'll watch him. and if see hi
LOOK IF his book 1llten Itwas not long befo
l saw Joe look off his book, and Immediately 1
formed the master. s
&C IndeedF' said hei show did you know
was idle"
81 saw him." said l.
You did and were yOar eyes. on your DO
> wheu you saw him?"
was caught, and never watched for IL
boys again.
live are sufficiently wstchful over our oy
conduct, we viii have no time TO ind fanlt wi
the conduct Of Others
Christmas i coniag--jst it coms