Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-06-11

St ~ ~ M IA! IN by them uTbS
- rtissmentSn1t accompanied with vvTitto
viii be inSorteduntl forbid and sS5rEsd
Notices lDr Political Meetings be charged In an
b. Marriages N0ticesofB Buaerais and aDnSBesy,
OF eei1lonss % cents each. u. liE suOuV11-'6gi
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Another Rich Letter = from a Sial5 orpheTs
Kerr OF tue Mack ereI Brigade,
In nly, voyage down the river, TO witness
tue great battle for Riuhmoud, j took my
trescoed dog, Bologna, aud my. gothic
steedi Pegasus. The latter architectural
animal, my boy, has again occssinned an
hpptlcal misleke. Being of a melancholy
tuFp, and partak king somewhat of the tastes
ot the h6rItble and. seppIrhral German
Eimind, the gothic chargerihas pereRfinat al
much in a chnrchyard near Washington.
treql ~ stthtlin4 t6t DO tfs in that restt
ing place lost IN profound moFtuary con-
temptation, to the great admiration of Ger.
tain urgent crows In the atmosphere. Oh
such occasions, mt boy, his casual pace Isl,
~. possible, rather. more Fe9uieScdt "a .tDheep
than on ordinary marches. was going
after him, In comp any wi ia eltgious Chap
.tEom Boston, who. .is going. down South Il
see about the contrabsnds being born again,
when we caught sight Of Pegasus in the
distance. The sagacious agricultural stal.
lien .hadjust ascehdedth steps leadiugiut6
the graveyard, my boy, and Presented d
gothic aud Pious appearance. The reliR.
lous chap clutched my arm aud says hel:9fl
How beautiful il isimy .felIoY-sinner;to
see that simple village church, resting like
the spirit Of peace in the midst Of this scene
of wars desolS(i 50
.WIy, my dear Saint Paul." saws IL.
'ithats my gothic steed; Pegasus" +H
t'Ahemln says he. t.You must be mis-.
taken, my poor. worm; for 1 can see half.
way down the aisle,R uS
The perspective" says l, lis simplythe
perspective between the hind legs Of the
noble creature, and his rear elevation de-
eeive you y -,.t.i '5sslfs 81
"well,r says the religious chap, griev.
onsly, "if you ever want to do anything for,
the !missiOnary cause, my poor lost lamb,
just skin. that horseg and LET me have bis
frame for q humble CHAPEL, wherein to con-
vert eontrab6nds,o'i dtfl42.ils
I On my way down the Potomac 70 Paris,
my hoy, WithtPegasus and the intelligent
dog Bologna, met Commodofe Head, of
the iron-plated Mackerel feet, who was.
taking his swived Columbiad to a black
smith, TO have the touch hole repaired.-
The Commodore met With a great tiisap.
pointment at Washington, my boy. HE or
dered the great military painter, Patrick.
de Ia Roach, to paint him u portrait of
Secretary Welles, Cabinet size, When the
picture came home, my boy, il was no lar
ger than twenty-five cent piece, frame
and all; and the portrait was hardly per-
cePlible 10 the naked eye. .--,e,5.55-.- ~
Z Wedge my turret IT. says the G6mmO-
dore, In bis iron-pla manner, "Ilwonldn't
give a Galena for such a picture as that
NVt1ak did nat. fk
daubing cuss i2it,.fiEa a. - = ssttt- hs
+ Didn't ych Bantit Cabinet sizs2" says
the artist. ~
Batter my plates Of contse / did !" says,
the Commodore Oh l1sctI2a V3fsy
.'Well, = says the artist, earnestly, "if YOU
ever attended IA Cabinet meeting, you'd
know that that Ii. exactly the Cabinet size
Of the Secretary of the navy" 4fs-
|, The Commodore related this TO me, my.
boy, in the intervals of naval criticisms on
the Gothic Peg shs, whom. he ,pronopnced
Aa incapable Of being hit at right angles
by she'll as the Monitor. "Explode my
hundred ,peqpder2R says the Commodore,
admirfnglyi II don't see any fat surface
about AhAt oattR ipgnlaclIiue. I 5P PeffOr.
ate my armOr, IL I(lOW Ag .sEa ~ II y
{ A. great battle was going On upon the
borders Of Duck lIake1gWhen We reached.
NAl lAAHkA
tle.6eld with my steed and my dog, found
the Maekerel Brigade blazing away at the
foe in a thunder -sto tofm aud 9it I'D lighting
manner. h
Obtain Yilliem Bedttt, hi61nted on the,
geometrical stsed Euclid 70 whom be had
administered O. pinch, OF Alacaboy 70 make
him risky just irsceiVfhS the answer
of an orderly rs d6m .he had sent TO de-.
m6nd the surrender OF rebel mutlsWork
in frqu4Bq G. i 1taS ~ we'll %
h ss0i6 you order the rehsl atOs surrender
his iucendiaIy estA Abiisbment to the Bnited
States gf Ameriea p says William, majestic
sally, ret1Fning his eapsesP5 t9 5tIS55b3-
diai sslFss says the Orderly, III glson-- :
.,vs whit TiIsf ssBa iAe qRnsieFr scorpion r.
! says the Crdstl tiePlyftwas-
Rlm6st sarcastic. ID 45ls3 s, ssss1 e
.ssHa lH says Nilliatny what tFas'e4l y
hy,F says the otdeFiy, q dlS, ahe said
thAtII6 bdid6. .tfWa6t 10 see 4 dam fool, I'd
better not gQlinto 4 stQrE Dhere they sold
looking glassesa = Li5sev 'sssa- j
'rAlil says fllliaui, 4 T6nsly lfekfhe a
cork q ieas sarcastics Let the 0range
comfy doNstt1ers push 70 the 'front.' SAYS
@illihns excitedlY ssand wen shattst the
SoutheFn, Confederaey. HSllOlH saysiY iYti-.
s. ihdigna1I io owns that q iFta-
eious dog thersfs q &
Fleekea, 9pa ssA9ld t,seg. my
Gently diseussip bppe j4Itlq track
of ne Advancing artillery. / W6tstled 10
lIihhis my boy, dhd 6e l6ap pea ateaniIS to-.
ward mea.ss siailE . 9elsi - aiss1lrft
The oreags ;eahty How safd cred
tosts and then 6pfisd IA IN pfsgnaI tenn
I9ktng The root q OF tiIo bafass aud n x.
ing ~ epty-si4 Contested ntI matt ds deaf
Tor iife.. At the same insthut Jack, atlie
Alaekefel shafp o6teF, pat bilI frosl Iiib
nnerFing rifle throp Rt = ehiek en-hpuse
about ball @uiles distant, causing = Vafisty
o. lSysl rtccee ding
l,' saSt tlliam, critically, g fhs apl
gels win have to get q new sky, II the AZ