Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-06-24


IG, JUNE. % 1862. .s.s5.... !.
as ''swag," '.kinchipP and ..coppers" the
second chap insisted,uppn buying watch
dog. The FIRST chap said he didn't like
dogs. but IL his partner though they d bet
ter.haVe one, he would not object to his
buytngit. The second chap bought a sau-
sagactous animal in white and yellow, my
boy-+an animal covered with bark that
peaied off in large pieces all night long
The first chap found he couldn't sleep
much and says he :.tstelJ fS1ii eA -
VT youHdOn't kill thataerei stentorian
\ beast ell have. to dissolve partnership.p p
His partner k.iaI thoughtful chew of
tobacco, and says the:9ab fiilsi 5s7ilgij 4af.e
That intelligent d6rg is defending of
your property as we'll as mine, and Il we,
put up with his strains little while long
or, the chap down stairs will understand
the hint and make friends.na 3il4a a .55g
Wtth'that the first chap Ramed up, aud
| says ne 5f4 saet7 FsBfEid -=d r. 55ei
81 solda breast-ptn to the chap down
stairs the other day, and found ont chat he
considers the dollar jewelry business the
same. by nature his own. ~ I'm beginning
to think We mts-iudged him, aud I can't
nave any. dog kept here to worry him. Our
lease OF these here premises don't say any
thing about keepiug a dog,n says the chan
retecttVely, "nor our articles of pardnsr-
snip; aud refuse to sanction the dog nny
.longerNl. e;H -
80 the dog was sent to the pound, my
ooy' and that same night the burgla-
rious gentleman down stairs walked of
with the dollar jewelry, in company, with
the hfst chap, leaving the poor second chap
10 make himself usslessly lisagteeabis at
tue police office, and set up an appIe stand
for support. "a 1asia.s i1d hl.4
Far be it from me, my boy, to say that
certain border States are like the first chap:
but If Uncle Sam should happen to be the
second chap, let him hold on 70 the wntchL
dog. = NJ ii17t e 2 !. s's7i'
Speaking of legs, must tell-you about
teltcttous canine incident that occurred
while was at Paris. Early one morning
the Kentucky chap and we're awakened
by great noise in the hall outside our door.
fTesently an aged and reliable contraband
stuck MS head into the room aud says he !:
on Ia dis var place." .Hfs 'E. !S.i19i
Atthe word, my boy, we both sprang up
and went to thS' door. from whence we be.
/ held one of those occurrences but too com 6
mon in this dreadful war'of brothes against
brother. ~ . =. 2 -
Face to face in the hall stood my frescoed
dog, Bologna, audthe regimental cal, , Lord
Mortimer. eyeipg each other With looks of
| deadly hatred and emblttered anitnosity.
| high in mir curved the back OF the enriRed:
Mortimer, and bis whiskers worked with!
intense wrath; whilst the eloquent tail OF
the infnriated Bologna. shot into the atmos.
phere like a living flagstaff ..sgs 81 III
"oh-hrh HOW-now2" ejaculatei Boz
i lORna.a athr0Cvinor nDk ahia nnUa -, ,n......f
tire the enemy's Grst. line. Is .t,
'Sdeathi SdeathT hastily retorted
Mortimer, skirmishing along his first par
allel with spasmodic clawing. AI}
And now, my boy, commenced a series
OF scientific manDIVres that only Russell
of the LONDON Times could describe prom
erly. Lord Mortimer advanced circuIarivt
to the attack in four columns, atfri9htfug
the air with horrid yells of defiance and
noticed, with a feeling otmysterious avScp
that his eyes had turned dreadful and
living green, whilst an expression of inex-
Presstble bitterness overspread his counte-
nance. yai17lssgs ti-iit gii3 .l}ls,l7559 =.
Fathomiug the enemy's plan at a glance,
Bologna presented his front and rear diyis-
Ions alternately, to distract the fire 6fthe
foe; aud th On, by arapid and skiIlfuE flank
movement, cut off a portion of Lord Nor
timers tail from the main body. silsE
This reminds me of General Mftchell's
tactirts, my boy. asi92{i1ils
Here the conservative Kentucky chap
wanted to stop the eight. Says he
Mortimer will-be forever altenated if.he
losses any more of his TAIL / protest.
agatnst the dogs teeth" says he 1for
they II render future recolciliaton between
the two impossible. Let him. use his paws
alone, says the conservative chap; reason
ing, sand he WON'T injure Morttm6r's con-
stitutiOn SO much. - 81 iiiFA
"You're too late With your talk abont
conciiiation, my noble Cicero" saws /.
tits the cats nature to show affection for
his young ones, even, by licking them, aud
Mortimore will never be convinced that
Bologna cares for him until he has been
soundly licked by him. S''1 q i'e4 ss2zs1
t'Ah--well," says the Kentucky chan.
vaguely, "let hostiIities proceed. - tf
Finding that the enemy had cut of q
portion of his train in the rear, Mortimer
quickly massed his four columns and pre-!
ctpttated them upon the head Of Bologha1s
two front divisions, sncceeded IN destroy
ing . bark half launchsd, and driving him
"Hufroar for Mortimerl !" says the Ken.
tpcky chap; aud then he. burst into the
Conservative Virginia National Anthem !:
'tJohn Smiths body lies mouIdering M the p1Ssya
Twas him tiat PocahontaS FiSEed hsr fStbsFs NfSt
to save; t8lt , - - : r - : - -
Aud unto old Virginia certain chiValry she gave,
That stu goes H1alPing Onl1 siF s7frSIsE
Calm your exultation, my .impplsiye
Oataline, e saysI Hand behold thetrfnmphl
of. Bologns.pY cl,iss.7.t ! ,t.f ~.
aUndanated by the last claws of the foes
arguments myiboy, the frescOed dogihurled,
back the itorrentiof invasion, aud, with 4,
bowl of triumph charged headlopg upon,
Mortimer'ssw works, Eouting the foe, Who ra.
treated under eoyerioG ascl0ud of fur IN
4 looked at the conservative Kentucky
chap, my boy, and, ,I.couldgsee BY .hisi eS-,I
pression that it would be uselessffor me %,
ask OIL contribution towards reward