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the Bourbon hearse When they reached The
shore, they were taken into two American ships,
and conveyed 70 Englapd, Death rapidly AZ
minished their numbers, and lhe survivors. with
their descendants are now widely dispersed
A young lady. says friend married recently,
and the mother Of her husband being IN roif
poor health, she was taken Immediately home 81
her lege lord to nurse and take care Of the : "a
folks" In the course Of q isw months ~
mother was removed by death. Tho dutii1i and
sympathizing daughter in-law thus expressed
her grlef at this event, 70 4 company 81 her
neighbors, who called in 10 lika tea with her On
an afternoon soon after her bereavement: sob.
dearP said she, show much, miss my POOR,
dear motherl Why, Il seems 70 me ] can 80
her now, iusta she used to sit at the hetnkfgt
table, reaching out her fork aIlor The best poll-
This reminds US Of "a man Without Z tear n
q Missouri husband At the grave Of bis win: II
have lost cows" he said to neighboI as lhs
cotBn was being lowered inlothe grave; I've losi
sheep and I've lost hosses, and lost calves; but
this Is the wust Of the whole lot n
Douglas, Duke Of Hamilton, Who died about
the close Of the last century. was great patron
Of pugilsm, and took pains 10 insirdcling lht
young men IN Hamilton IN the art IL 40 disposed.
any patronage Of his 10 promote that branch a
science. He brought down from London Nan.
doza, celebrated bruiser Of his day, who chal-
lenged any one in the county % he conflict.
The challenge was accepted byu young tenant
OF his Graces, James Bocham lBeahchamp y
Of Clydesmilk Al lbe first onslaught, james
knocked in al bis antagonists guards, broke two
Of bis ribs, and having thus summarily settled
the matter, be turned to the Duke and sakod,
Has your Grace ony mair o thae Mendoza b,
dies 9n At ~
Charles XII, King cf Sweden, was once riding
near Leipsic, when peasant came and tnc|i hs.
fore him to request justice from grenadier wid
bad carried away his familys dinner. The king
ordered the soldier 70 kppear. .,
is il true,D said he, with a stern countehance.
T" that You have robbed This manf"
Sire" snid the soldier, I have not oonc hii
so much injustice as your majesty has cone hl9
master you have iakch from him kingdom, and
/ have taken ohl5 turkey from this lnlIoW"
The king gave the peasnnt ten ducals. and par
doned the soldier for ihe boldhcn Of hh Witty re,
tort, saying 70 him,
Remember, u have dlspol ed Aa1u1Iu. Of
Of a kingdom, ! have kept nothing foF myself
A man bad iiiigialed from ehHfeh To- Church.
breaking up each as be passed AT Ienfth he
found himself in The Presbyterian church, where
be was making great progress. The prcacheI, n
deep distress, said % ope Of his oldofsi
What shall we do with himfs
the lord 70 send min, "a l'll,a
Mean si,s. yhsa ss'v. ~. y ~. ~ ' IA M;
he wonld do good therei he Nohld break up ne
establishment in six weeks"
lad was called 10 he Wins, s,s,s ,i.,-ss
tender years sed donbts sS " s II
witns Nv ,ot iin5er-ls,,,lins. ~ ~ 90, ~
olliaations ofSn oath' I'VE IN ~ oes.sS ~ ~
WIS Vs.'. -s''''' : = e'-' - ~ -'''- y,
Are you q son Of the plaintiff"
The little lclloW crossed his logs, and, daIibar.
ately putting about half a paper q tobacco into
his mouth replied with the utmost coolnei,
Well, 20 is reported"
He testified.
any frepds aai,i a hoitl . 4 x 49, -,
racious boarder. you eat 50 much, ! shan cialr6
you an extra half dollar.
The boarJef replied, with q counltian16 90
very picture Of pain:
For goodness sake, don't do TINT rmhmo1t
dead nov, eating three dollars worth and 4 yQl
Sn'1'
A young man, rather veldant and very rru'Is
mental, while making himself agreeable toe yo1ng
ladY, BY quoting from ihe poets to Other choice
ano =. rare exiFaeis he added
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a0h ~ ~ ,e.s ~ r',rl, f'-'1 ~.
aThes.s nd tSi;ko ! stbv don4 t,s -
there n
,.,,ahs,.i. h,,.i.. L.. =; I,
s isress N beraT M ~ ~ ~ -,i E 49, ~ , "
neighbor. He delivered his me'saro ns l6lIor.ss !