Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1862-09-24
Portrait Of q Genuine lincoln Yankee
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Portrait Of Genuine Lincoln Yankee
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Mr. Editor As we expect the war to
close at some point in the nineteenth CEN
tury, and as we wish. to remember while We
have breath, and 5posterity aftercus, what
sort Of an animal a, live Yankee is, I'@send
you the following definition -so plain that
epery,child in the land may read and uu-
derstand .;...: - ..;ss..{ - -
Pass over the earth a fine tooth comb,
and We question if another could be found
so vile and sensual as the: Yankee blood
hound:; He presents smiling face-guess,
es at eyerything-so characteristic of the
Infamous race. He is Hybrid his name
and na,ure-can root, butt and bite-henee
he must. rule, ssunoonditiouahy," or else
he'll have a fight. He has a considerable
boof or heel-will ley Lie like bis Majesty
-, and indulges in proclivity to steas:
The fellow has finely developed head FILL
ed with brains, but unfortunately IL: only
tends to render him insane His saout is
the only guide he wants when loose, to fer
ret out some unsuspectipg duck or goose
He sees every thing m the world but error,
hence nothing on earth to him becomes
a terror; he has ears, but strange to say
Etrouth, awful troutb--to them, 50 far, has
failed to find the way. His mouth is bis
volcanic .crater-6re aud lava he'll rain
aud you must die, unless you bow: to. !, his
Excellency, and say habbi. K, ;. e, 2,
With bis body We find no, fault, but his
soul--my gracious, Sir, how. small !! FIVE
hundred can hang upon a, ueedle'stpoint
and never sip OF fall;!f Upou1h;s breast be
wears plate of steel to protect bis worth
less fife, but for seven hundred Of such We
would not givean old peniknife. : - - =
But one idea upon earth he has---the
greed of Sain-for, which the world with
blood he'll stain. He is not satisfied to
stay ssto, home'' and raise his wood nutmeg
and ham, but tries in vain to throw. upon .
freeman's neck the coke Of Uncle Sam
he regards not, fady'a true position-just
turn your minds eye to the Crescent City
And behold what exhibition! Nothing
crosses his path of which he does not save,
from few sheets Of music TO the contents
of grave! Nothing is too low for him to
finger, from. astonishing a chicken to steal
tiuga ntgger, Nothiugis SO high that he
cannot accomplish 5000, from displacing a
flag to the ascension of$a ballon. Nothing
so black-of which he has already done
but darker deeds may we Jet expect frou
him under the sun.g7 Hemust have finger
1in. every pie, be it tin the halls of Congress
or some pig-stye. He manufactures every
manner of stuff, counterfeit Conteaerat'
bills, poisoned balls and the '0or hand cuff
Before your face he'is very polite while
no one is about; bat just turn your person
and by jabers, and your pocket is out =
. Give him balf' dime jobs and he'll be al
quiet as mouse, but Increase his wage:
and he'll soon turn you out of your house
Place ten cents within his reach, and he'll
|give you a hard days fight, in order tha
be may eneamp, close by it at night. TAKE
him in your employ at about what he MAJ
earn, and before the war is over be will b'
:: boss Of the whole concern. O pshaW,!-
sieve the solar system-we doubt to find
class or rank with whom we can arrang'
our poor, deluded Yank, r-:rr..,'. -.
p :. ,.sz,,s. Non. SkEDADDLER.
Mcintosh, Ca, Sept. 5, 1862. 90.