Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1862-07-11

how
skg-sI / shall soon leave, as the oal
said to the pine IN the spring. 'sYeu1
be green if you do" vas the reply.
EkyrIt has been said that lady put
ting on her corsets, Is ike a man wh,
drinks 10 drown his grief, because so
iaeiag herself, she is getting tight.
sD>aMa, get down on your hand
and knees minute please:" "Why
what on earth shall do that for, pet?'
Cause want to draw an elephant"
eOrA magistrate Of Chicago propo
ses to marry couples at one dollar
piece. if they will form clubs of twelve
and all get s'fxed" at the same time.
ses-The only crowd that printer cal
endure with anything like patience is
crowd of advertisements or a crowd O
delinquents calling to foottheir old bills
~ An adnirer Of dogs, having ney
litter Of a 6ne breed, was requested BY
a friend to put him down for puppy
'sSit, set you down for enc a gooe
while aso."
'pg Some genius suggests the bril-
liant idea of pressing all the lawyers into
the country service in the event of war
because nobody under heaven can stand
their charges
sSs-Jetf Dsvis has appointed fast
day. Iffast days are when fast runs
are made, the rebel confederacy has
more of them than any other people ever
had Louisville JousaaL
sa5-A A mathematician, being asked by
a stout fellow, isIftwo pigs weigh twenty
pounds, how much will large hog
weigh2' replied, Jump into the scales,
aud ! will tell yon immediately"
s0e Prentice says:-"A chap some.
times comes in our Office, and sits hour
after hour without telling one word of
truth during the whole time. He can
outsit hen, and outlie the devil. !.
SHr A young doctor in new settle
1nent on being asked to contribute to-
wards enclosing and ornamenting the
village cemetery, very cpolly replied,
Al h;s psrf 9 = - = y = :
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rThe best two lines Of rhyme yet
produced BY the rebellion are the follow
ing. got off BY a youngster at recent
school exhibition in one of the towns of
hassaenuse1es;4
4Rockaby, Jeffy, upon the tree top,
Keep up your lies or rebellion viii stop
a large, ierocious DOG, nndlng
ms way INTO a arg goods store hilsd with
iady customers, created considerable
alarm; when raw looking case remarked
,. ,nas u ,ney give him what ne wanted
hSeiy the oog Woulo leave. what could
dog want IN ory-gooas storef why,
ne wanted mas I'm, of course.
seSA Kind friend u,s o.l,;na . .o,
ton,dolI a. l;,.ia Aaa;a - &C. -. w FL sus,
Saucti en- Hseresteo IN tne manufacfure.
ons WIS impat,ens 20 nave the eyes
painleu' ana #nen told that must be
aone iast, sne sald, That's 8 the reason
wny we eant'see how Tod makes us
he puts IN the syes the last thing"
smars Boy.
tsItisa sineulartb;no s,;a ..;,o.,s
apprentice 10 his n.ster 90 90 .ha 1T ia.aos ?
was pressiue a bobta;i cost. a. ss.bot = ,Ioa Sba
less there is of soma 4b;noss .tba ,,,o.a
there IS, allow can that Sa9s so;a Ea tbe
tailor. why there's that bobtaii coat
the less you make the tail, the more
ooDtaii u is. "A cool BATH was ordered
lot tne boy.
rs-A re,n.rl.,,,, .r.,sa.; .aL
rIace t1,e otl,ar h. n;Iioae; 'oIa ~
west of Enelsnd man nf 5sras - far sae
tnne d,ed and d;roctoJ ~ he Iii a.. ~
his borss sl,o,,,J ahs I aasiaI - si.a
20 b;s 1900 anJ 49, II @l,u :sI
with b;m thst he ~ NH. o H. na raaan 49, ~
s.monrt at tl,s resnrrecf;on and s,ay+ -
adv.nf,gan Tb;s wos a.tnallu 80 80 -
farmed
heinz, nm 10, bal his ,,.,t,,ar "a -
ok les n,a,,,5na oooa .ns;;,b, gTol,,,nr .,
He af1 f;rst 5refnsed snd fbsn ;nor;rsd
n, J;epte,a,fs ;ss t,,e;v :, :. !, -
..Wbv do Won asE tbat nv ~ aaarS,s
auired the astonisbed Inaternal n.rent
Gause Ism l;ausanant of on- aaYan.nn
and Toe Walsb-;s cant.;n Re;nI -,
sured that IS was not beneath b;s o5;c;aI
dignity to akiss mamma pood -n;gbt !"
he thus saluted her. ana went to he'd
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