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, 1862-02-20

A physician once put patient upon strictly
vegetable diet but, upon his next visit, he was
surprised to find him discussing the merits Of a
smoking dish Of oysters.
"How is thisf" he inquired; i thought l pre-
scribed vegetable Diet"
al know you did, doctor; and therefore or
dered my servant expressly to get me some planted
oysters, which / thought Of course must be vege-
table ones"
"Arrah, my jewel" said an honest fellow from
the Emerald Isle to the cider, whose passage from
narrOw-necked bottle he was vainly endeavOring
to expedite" arrah now. my jewel, don't come
quite fast st, dear, and then you'll come great
dale faster" A remark which. though not founded
on very deep philosophical reflection is yet capable
Of an application as extensive as Dr. Franklin's
story Oi the whistle.
A renowned philosopher Of antiquity told his
disciples, that when they should have acquired
cOnstancy enough TO hear those who injured them
with the same tranquility as they did those who
treated them civilly they might believe they had
made some progress in virtue
Work for man who is punctual at less wages
than for him who is not you get the balance IN
certainty Of payment One dollar sure is better
than two doubtful; and it will avail more in the
end IT, you caunot get full wages, take less bet.
Ter so tnan 10 De luic.
mo" is a very useful word-be not afraid to
use IT, Many man has pined in misery for many
years, by not having courage to pronounce that
little mOnOsvllable. Yes, and many virtuous girl
has bccn irrptricvab'y ruined by not having suf6.
cient courage to say No.
A shilling day is better than nothing. The
very act Of being at work will procure employ.
ment, by and by, at fair rate. Men avoid him
who Is always strolng about the streets, lille lie
is Judged unfit for anything, and may die for want
Of employment. .....,.-,
II is better to turn the old coat. said Aunt Pru
dcnce, than to run in debt for new one. II you
" hole In the elbow, put on n patch. A patch
upon the sleeve is better than writ upon the back
the old coat will set easier at home than new ono
in prison.
A doctor, visiting his patient, inquired II he had
followed his prescription.
"No, truly, DOCTOR" said the man If I had
I should have broken my neck, for threw il out
Of two-story window"
A known coward boosted Of wound he had
received in front. One present observed You
we're more fortunate than LOt'swfe; she was killed
for looking behind her when she fed"
Newspaper borrowers: May theirs be life Ol
single blcssedness; may their path be carpeted
with cross-eyed snakes, and their nights be haunted
by knOck-kneed tom cats.
"Aeyou guilty, or NOT guilty?" said the clerk
Of the court to prisoner.
| "And sure now" said Pat. what are you put
there for but to find that Out3
Men. says celebrated author win wrangle for
religion--write for flight for it-anything but
| live for IL .."
, 1862-02-20

edward Benny, at your service"
The crowd fell hack at that name, for II was
familiar to every Westernef.
"What!" cried the sharper, the-the great
Western"
Counterfeit Detectivel" thundered Bonny
and before Watson could move hand, he threw
himself upon him like whirlwind, hurled him
to the floor, and in moment the wretch was
in irOnsl
"lve been trailing you for q long time, Mr..
Watson" said BOnny, as he allowed the sharper
to rise. But could not catch you of Kan
sas, and my writ would not reach you there"
3onny, we're running into the landing !"
cried the captain.
"All right" replied the Detective; and in .
few moments he was landed with his prisoner.
met Bonny the following winter a. the Sher-
man House, Chicago, where he was laying for
some "land-rats," and asked him the fate Of the
Shooter"
"DOing service for the State" he replied,
smiling " He begged hard when he went up
that he might be put in the engraver's depart.
ment, but they concluded paper milling would
be equally as beneficial, and he Is faithfully at
work" -t ., I.. .a...t
Bonny was death on the sharpers. may
sometime tell you how he came BY those St
Anthony bills
, 1862-02-20
sTELACOOM WASHINGTON TERRITORY, THURSDAY, FEBRUAR


On some food breast the parting soul relies,
Some piOls drops The closing eye Tcquiresi
Zen from the tomb the voice Of nature cries,
Zen in our ashes live their WOnIed Ares.
For thee, who, mindful Of the unhonored dead,
Dost In these lines their artless tale relate,
H. chance, by lonely contemplation led,
Some kindred spirit shall inquire thy fate,
Hably some hoary headed swain may say,
"Oft have seen him, at the peep Of dawn,
Brushing, with hAsty steps, the deWs away,
To meet the sun upon the upland lawn.
''There, at the foot Of yonder noidIng beech,
That WreaIhes Its old fantastic roots 50 high,
His IlStless length at nOOntIde would he stretch,
And pore upon the brook that bubbles by.
"IIard by yon wood, now smiling as In Scorn,
Muering his wayward fancies, he would rove;
Now dropping, WOful.Wan, like one forlOTn,
Or crABed with care or crossed In hopelessloVe.
"One morn missed him on the accustomed hill,
Along the heath, and his favOrite treei
Another came; nor yet beside the ril,
Nor up the lawn, nor At the wood, was he.
"The next, with dirges due, In sad array,
SLOW through the churcly ya,d path saw him borne;
Approach and read for thou canst rrAdl the lay
GrAved on the stone beneath yon aged thorn"
Here rests his head upon the lap Of earth,
youth to Fortune and to Fame unknown
Fair Science froWned not on his humble birth,
And Melancholy marked him for her own.
Large was his bounty and his soul sincere,
Heaven did q rscompense rs largely send;
He gave to Misery all be had, tear
He gained from Heaven CtEas all be Wished) friend
No further seek his merits 10 disclose,
Or draw his frailties from their dread abode,
CThsTe they alike in trembling hope repoSel
The bosom Of his Father and his God
, 1862-02-20

A man was sitting In his study reading uhsn
one Of bis neighbors cane Tunuing 70 lsll him
that the back part Of bis honss must Be- o. lres
90 il smoked excessively.
"Ohf" answered the mau, 7" Be n good a. 70
tell my wife, fcr do not concern uiys1If at ~
with the housekeeping p $3.50 ssishgi
While an old hFmsP n Conaectieul wss acg.
ging ono Of bis gvAeeles sons pr>lpkin-hs.ded
fellow about eighteen, an nea al o. sudden
entered ths head o. young Jonathan, and he
SING cut, -Slnp dad- lSts argna' "a a1l =
ave have % pay ssr svsFythins. : q ~ nh
said, Shsa uansqlilS. allsf pclnnlnIy r1lrl-
ade, sent his bin into him. ~ ~. 2 =. 49,
, 1862-02-20
PUGET SOUND HERALD.
CHARLES RoSCH,
Editor ana Proprietor.
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Rates OF Subscription
Rate Of AdvertIaInGI

One square, 10 lines less) arSt Insertion o. 90
Each subsequent insertion, 10
deduction Of Fy per cent the above rates to yearly
advertisers.
mall. inserted at . less rate than S2S per annum.
~ Legal advertisements Of every description must he
PAID for before Insertion. There will be variation from
thS rule In any event.
, 1862-02-20

iSubserhers who do not give express notice TO the con-
traFy considered wishing continue their subscription
af subscribers order their papers pubhers
may continue them until all charges are paid
Sill subscribers neglect refuse take their papers from
the place which they they responsible
until they settle bill and give notice to dSeoni'nue them
4I subscribers other place. without Informing
the publisher aud paper the former direction
be given.
he courts have decided that refusing to take paper or
periodical the once, removing and leaving uneaed
6F, h primo Gcts evidence Of intentional fraud
SThe published rates Of advertising govern In all
except special contracts have BEEN made previous to
Insertion. The eoarts have repeatedly 80 decided
- Under 'hs Law Of Congress- papers aTe not charged
postage IN the eoun,S In which they are published
, 1862-02-20

JOB PRINTING:
All kiRdS Of
Book,
Pamphlet,
Rill-JIead,
Circular,
Blank and
Card Printing,
IN PLAIN AND ORNAMENTAL STYLE,
Huesusd with aud Dispatch and forwarded as per
OrdeT any part Of the country.
~ Payment for Jobs must always accom-
Pany the order.
The New York herald., 1862-01-05
DENTIsTRY,.,

A BEAUTIFUL AND SUBSTANTIAL SET or TEETH
"A pure silver, only IS, fine gold patjna $40:
wsran,.d equal any work New York sngie teeth si
bone hlng white enamel only 90 Once I3sa
avenue between Tenth and Eleventh streets No removal
DR.. LUTHER, Dentist.
The New York herald., 1862-01-05

MISCELLANEOUS.
T DAILEY'S.
n During the present ard coming week shall make
large additions to stock + FIen n ChDa
DINNER AND TEA SETSi
Also, Vases, Bis Figures, Bronze and Marble Cocks
AM other Fancy Articles for the adornment
OF THE HOUSEHOLD
We continue 10 offer unequaed targains In the following
Silver plated Tea Spoons the Dozen. z
Silver plated Table Spoons tn dozen So
Sivcr plated Table Forks, thH Gozrn. 60
s5 SILVER PLATED ICE PITCHERS So
Largest size, handsomely eng aved: -,
S5, S.. IS, S5, 50, S.. So
Silver plated Tea Sets six ri sces $40 V9
SivHr psied Cake Baskets, each. 90
SILVER PLATED COFFEE URNs,
Cut Glass Goblets the dozen. %
Cut Glass calters quarts, the pair. ~
Cut Glass Decanters pns The pair OQ
Coored Bo eman Glass Finger Bowls the Dozen s0
Ivory Handled Dinner Knives, the doze ~
Ivory Handled Tea Knives the dozen. %
IRON STONE CHINA.
Maddock double thick decidedly the best goods In the
market
Iron Stone China Dinner Plates the dozen $50
Iron Stone Ch Break fat Plates the 6c.
DINNER SETS.
LIKEWISE
An se choice in
Gas Fixtures embracing thing in the way Of Chandes
Hers, Brackets &c.
W. J. +. DALEY CO.,
The New York herald., 1862-01-05

A gTIFICIAL BONE FILLING FOR DECAYEl
"A reeh-Achns teeth o. mere shells preserved and
way one door above Seventeenth street. ~ B.Beware
the miserable imitatf6cs Of cheap operators.
The New York herald., 1862-01-05

DENTAL REMovAL-N 3 GRIFFIN a BROS, DEN.
~ lists 2Js ffornery 371j Grand street, New York
zo7 Fulton street Brookyn hs, The largest and cheapest
atmospheric pressure plates without extracting the roots
F sets on patna gold s2j silver cr rubber. $40; par
Val sets on gold, 81 silver, ".
The New York herald., 1862-01-05

THE GREATEST WONDER IN THE WORLD IS THE
Young and accomplished Madame BYRON, from Paris,
who can be consulted with the srctest confidence on AL
sfars fe drunken and unfaithfu husbands;
has make you beloved by your hearts ideal and
brings those long separated Ladies 25cents Resi-
a. nee 30 Third avenue. ABOVE Twelfth street.
The New York herald., 1862-01-05

A = SULLIVAN sTREET-MRs. ROEDER GIVES
I'D true and wonderful Information on all affairs through
lc and gives lucky numbers the lotteries. She Is the
ouy true seer and pnist in this city, Remember her resi-
dcncc, 40 Sullivan street. near Brvome.
The New York herald., 1862-01-05
WINES AND LIQUORS.

Attic SEVENTH AVENUE DIsTTLLERy, $40 AND
n 32i seventh avenue between Thrteth and Thirty first
lrees New York you get the largest Of the best
liquor for the leas. money. Call and be satisfied. B.
Liquors for sale In bond. WIN. HUGHES a SON
CAI.D.-MR NED wUNDER HAVING EsrAB.
" shed himself at the corner OF Wall and Broad streets
t2l Wall and Broad) aseni for Tie most ccebated Als
In The market, with .ncnt 81 Wines and Liquors
would he happy T. see his frehf and former patrons He
Lunch from lltill 3enunot he AdIpr'sld.
NEW IOrK, Jan. !, 1882
The New York herald., 1862-01-05

A sToNIsHINa.-MADAME MORROW SEVENTH
a sanchter has a gift Of foresight tells how and
how often you VIII marry and all you wish 70 know even
ssoua, s e. not 10 be found Her Magic Image is In full
opsration--isl Ludlow steet, below Houston Price rs
cssns 0eptlemen not admitted.
The New York herald., 1862-01-05

THE FOURTEENTH ANNUAL BALL OF TROOP r
Third regimcnt ussars, viii be held Monday, Janua
ry Tickets be had at the door the evening the
ball. Il. w. sCHMALE, Captain.
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28
a AYERS
Compound Extract Of SarSaparilIa,

the most effcctual remedy which the medical
skill of our times can devise for this every
where prevailing and fatal malady. 1t is COM
bined from the most active remedials that have
been discovered !or the expurgation of this foul
disorder from the blood, and the rescue Of the
system from its destructive consequences.
Hence it should be employed for the cure of
not only Scrofula, but also those other affec-
tons which arise from it, such as ERuPTIvE
and SKIN DISEASES, ST. ASTHoSy's FnE,
RosE, or ERYsIrELAs, PINrLEs, PrsruLEs.
BLoTcHEs, BIArSs and BoiLs. TuNoRs, letter
and SALT RErux, ScALD HEAD, RrSGwonN,
RHEuNATIsN. SyPMiLIric and MERcURIAL Dis
EASES, DRorsY, DYSPEPSIA, DEBILITY, and,
indeed, ALL COMPLAINTS ARISING FROM VITA
TED or INrrRE BLooD. The popular belief
in "imp,rify of the blood" is founded in truth,
for scrofula is q degeneration of the blood. The
particular purpose and virtue of this Sarsapa-
Yilla is to purify and regenerate this vital fluid,
without which sound health is impossible in
contaminated constitutions.
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28
Scr0fula, or Kings Evil,

is a constitutional disease, q corruption of the
blood, by which this fluid becomes yitiated,
weak, and poor. Being in the circulation, it
pervades the whole body, and may burst out
IN disease on any part of it. No organ is free
from its attacks, nor is there one which il may
not destroy. The-scrofulous faint is variously
caused by mcrcurial disease, low living, dis
ordered or unhealthy food, impure air, filth
and filthy habits, the depressing vices, and.
above all, by the vcncreal infection. What
ever be its origin, it is hereditary in the. con-
stitution. descending " from parents to children
unto the third and fourth generation !" indeed.
it seems to be the rod Of Him who says, AZ
viii visit the iniquities of the fathers upon
their children" Ne7 - So
Its effects commence by deposition from the
blood of corrupt or ulcerous matter, which, in
the lungs, liver, and internal organs, is termed
tubcrcles; in the glands, swellings; and on
the surface, eruptions or sores. This foul cor
ruption, which gcnders in the blood, depresses
the energies of life, so that scrofulous consttu-
tons not only suffer from scrofulous COM
plants, but they have far less power to with
stand the attacks of other diseases; conse-
quently vast numbers perish by disorders
which, although not scrofulous in their nature,
are still rendered fatal by this faint in the
system. Most of.the consumption which de-
climates the human family has its origin directly
in this scrofulous contamination; and many
destructive diseases of the liver, kidneys brain,
and, indeed. of all the organs, arise from or
arc aggravated by the same cause.
One quarter of all our people arc scrofulous !;
their persons arc invaded BY this lurking in
fiction. and their health is undermined by it.
To cleanse it from the system we must renovate
the blood by an Alternative medicine, and in
vigorate it by healthy food and exercise.
Such medicine we supply in
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28

= H 4 venerable old lady in her hun
dredth year lost her daughter. ssho had at
tanned the good old age Of eighty. The
mothers grief was great; and TO q friend
who came to console with her, she re-
marked: ooh desr oh desrl j knew |
never should be able to. raise that child.
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28
a Err
Ague Cure,
ron the SPEEDY CURE OF

ron THE SPEEDY CURE or 49,
sIntermittent Fever, sr Fever anayAgue,
Remtttent Fever Chill Fever, Dnmn
49, srisaiss h,,,e as" Fes.s or inaess
fer the whole class OF diseases orig tmat.
Ing An hillary arrangement, eaused by
the Malaria Of Miasmatic Couneries' -
We are enabled here to offer the community q
remedy which, whilo it cures the above complaints
with certainty, Is still perfectly harmless in any
quaint y. Such remedy is invaluable in districts
where these affecting disorders prevail. This
"CuRR" expels the miasmatic poison Of FEVER
AND AGUE from the system, and prcsents the de-
veiopment Of thedisease, if taken on the first ap-
proach Of its premonitory symptoms. tits not only
the best remedy ever yet discovered for this class
of complaints, but also the cheapest. The large
quantity we supply for dollar brings it within the
reach of every body; and in bilious districts, where
have it and use it freely both for cure and protec-
ton. A great superiority Of this remedy over any
other ever discovered for the speedy and certain
cure Of Intermittcnts is that it contains no Qninine
or mineral, consequently It produces no qulnlsm OF
ton. Those cnred BY it are left as healthy as i
they had never had the disease. T - .4--.
Fever and Ague is not alone the consequence Of
the miasmatic poison. A great variety of disor-
ders arise from its irritation. among which are
ness, i0otxdeAe, Eoyuche. Catdyyh. 4sth'na. PAT
pitation, P6iMfd a Fiction Of the Spleen, HysteS.
ics, Pois g ~ DoSDeis, Cole, Paraiysis and De-
suSges,est u tks Stosach, all Of which, When
ori9nstng 4 this eausc, put on the intesnitts.t
!, tyIs, q bscoue pcriedieal. This" CuRE" expels
the pc:son Dom the blood, and consequently cures
them al alike. 1t i an invaluable protection to
immigrants and persons travelling OF temporarily
residinr In the malsrous districts. II taken occa
sionally O daily while exposed to the infection,
that Win b excseted from the system, and cannot
accumulate in sufficient quantity to rpen into dis
ease. Hence 10 Is even more valuable for protec-
ton than cure, and few will ever suffer from Inter-
mittenss il they avail themselves Of the protection
this remedy affords.
Yrspsrssyltg. eAzRecR, ssweu, Mass
1A&A pr6 tytxS.L IN
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28
Quick Sales. sand Small Profits

All the above articles they viii sell at the Lowest
rates. as their motto always has been and
always will be "Quick Sales and Small
~ 2 ,ri4f-h a Profits"
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28
TO CANAAN.

TO CANAAN.
= sess OF TEE SIX HUNDRED rHousASD-
Where are you going. soldier, 81
whh banner. gun srsi swordf 80
We're marching south 20 canaarr
To battle for the Lord. -
What captain leads yosr armies
Along the rebel coasts7 -
The Mighty One of lsrsel.
His name IS Lord % Hosts 49,
To Canaan, q. Canaan. =
The Lordhas led US forth.
To blow before the heathen- walls
The trumpets' of the North.
Whit Gag SHAT you carry OIl.x q
Along the sea and shore7
Tn. same our grandsires Ii fled up
The same our fathers bore ; -
In many a battles tempest
1t shed its crimson rain = asas fsi
What God has woven in his loom sia go
Letne nam rend in twain <ss<fss
To Canaan. To Canaan, sazs -
The Lord has led Us forth zaisazia
Toplani upon the rebel towers :
The banners of the North,
gsffs-s tsa9 10EfEwxfp
What troop is this that follows fas
All armed with picks and spades'
These are the swarthy bondsmen-
They'lp pile up freedoms breas.work, -
The iron skin brigade,
THEY'LL scoop out rebels graves;
Who then will be their owner s1rl'sf -
And march them of for rIayes1s .ssiss@
To Canaan, to Canaan sgstT
7he Lord has led US forth. : -.
To strike upon the captive's chain.
~ The hammers Of the NORTH. SJ/f
vh., song is TIA, you're singing ga
tff The same that Israel sung booJ1
When Moses led the mighty choir. s.s ..
And Miriam's timbrel rung - q
To Canaan! To Canaan. ~
The priests and maidens cried;
To Canaanl. To Canaan.
as7 The peoples voice replied. 5ai il
go To Canaan. TO Canaan. s.a SO
The Lord has led Us forth.
To thunder through is adder dcns,
The anthems Of the North.
When Canaan's hosts are scattered,
And all her walls lie fat,
What follows next in order,
The Lord will see to that.
Wen break the tyrant's scep,er-
Well build the copies throne
When half the world is Freedoms,
Then all the worlds our own.
To Canaan, to Canaan
The Lord has led US forth,
To sweep the rebel threshing floors,
A whirlwind from the North. b
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28
HANS. q ! GAPS.

for MeBot Boys, no other House ia
town psetendingto keep half such a Stock al
may BE found &C the New Brick. Gentlemen
will also End there q fine ASSORTMENT Of Cravsss
every quality, lSuspcnders, Gloves, Poke,
Handkerchiefs. Undershists. Drawers, Socks
and every other article Of Gents Wearing Ap.
parel. - nf'sH s'ea
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28
The Democratic League to General
Hunter-the Employment Of Blacks,

The following letter. fromthe Executive
COMMITTEES Of the Democratic League of
this city, wss sent TO General Hunter to-
day: .ss,-s f-,sir5 - ds.sv
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1862-08-28

8 ! - -. @N9E-# -
Stock Of CalicOeS

Is Large. all New. Handsome. the Very Latest
Styles and the Cheapest in Town.
seb0OKR S~9TeH
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1862-02-05

VERY ACCOMMODATING "A member of one
Of the companies comprising the 9th Regi
ment of New Hampshire Volunteers having
deserted, one of the sergeants of the company
was sent In pursuit. He was fortunate
enough to overtake the object of his search
in Chester, N. H., where he arrested him The
delinquent assigned as reason for deserting
that he was deeply enamored Of and wished
to wed one of the fair daughters of Chester
Not wishing to mar his anticipated connu-
bial bliss the sergeant consented to grant
sufficient time prior to his return to allow of
their marriage.
The ceremony was performed. But to
their great dismay when about to retire for
the night the cruel sergeant presented pair
of haDdcuffs which he requested the newly
made bridegroom to wear that night in re-
membrance of his friendship, as here was
come doubt in his csptor's mind in regard to
his safety. This somewhat took the prisoner
by surprise. But after discussing the ques
tion for some time they agreed 10 a compro-
mise which was to chain one of the hands
of the bride 70 one of the bIidegroom's. 1t
was done, and the happy pair were left for
the night. In the morning the bracelets
were taken from their wrists and the prisoner
taken to his regiment, where he had plenty
of leisure to reflect upon bis romantic mar.
NetOburyport Herald
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1862-02-05

A RAT EATING AN OFFICER IA Column
bus correspondent of the Summit County
Beacon writes:
In Akron you know but little about the
evils of the war. The other day, when the
Doth Regiment were ordered to Virginia
they had not received their pay-many
were ragged, and the officers could not buy
a saddle or bride. Major Clemmer, of your
county, was ordered to the command of his
regiment, but there was the rub. He had
o horse, but no saddle, nor money. Mr..
Bierce, the Senator from your District Mr..
Rockwell, Representative from Portage, and
Judge Spalding, purchased for him S45
saddle, and Mr.. Johnston, the Representa-
tive from your county, gave him $40 in
money. On leaving their camp, Capt.
Hays, from Trumbull County, was left sick
in his quarters. He lay there twenty-four
hours without person coming into his
room. During the time, wharfrat think
ing him 'Caif that any one might appro-
priate commenced on his prey by biting
him through the nose. On Saturday last,
Gen. Bierce took him to his boarding house,
where he is we'll cared for. He says he
brought $40 from home with him, which is
used up and the Government owes him
over 5000, and yet he has not money to
hire person to keep the rats from deVour-
ing him alive. Many of the good people
of Columbus have taken in the sick soldiers,
and cared for them with the care of a
mother.