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Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1862-05-17
Augusta twp, May 10, '62.-3t
State Of the Bank Of NOrIhumbcr-
land, May lst, 1859.

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state Loan, il,7l9 IL
Northumberland Bank Stock, 800 90
Other Stocks, { 900 90
Real Estate, S,5g5 2S
Due other Banks, l9l, ,7iS 9i
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LIABILITIES.
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Due other Banks, IL 90S 26
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Depositors, 990I7 "A
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DIR. LEI,AHD'S
AN TI-R IL E U NJ a TIC & AN D
PERMANENTLY CURES
Il Fl E IT M a z I S M !

Acute or Innammatory Chronic, Lumbaso Scistca.
plcurolyne, sc.
Stifnos- Of the Joints and Cramps Gouts Neural
gia and all Nervous Affections Erysipcas Salt
Rhcum and Scrofulous Eruptions Of the body
Neutralizcs the Impurities OF tho Blood and Fluidj
Of the whole system, and eflccunlly coun,cractin,
Mcrcurim and other poisonous influences.
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1862-05-17

Then use JAYNE'S EXPECTORANT. Do not
allow your cold to take its course. Two thirds
of the victims Of consumption their Affections to
the fatal mistake Of waiting for cough to get well
of itself." Do not fall into this error, but avail
yourself at once of remedy which thirty years
experience has demonstrated is certain to procure
speedy cure
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1862-05-17

From the Advertiser, Providence, X l.
The Cephalic Pills are said TO be a remarkably
effective remedy for the headache, md one OF the
very best for that very frequent complaint which has
ever been discovered.
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pcScyig:irc Circ"I,iys 1rih Samples of ITom
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From the Daily News, Newport, II. l.
Cephalic Pills are taking the place of all kinds
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From the Advertiser. Providence II. l.
The testimony in their favor is strong, from the
most respectable quarters.
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From the Kanawha Star, Va
We are sure that persons suffering with the head
acho, who try them, will stick to them.
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1862-05-17

In the CON-
mon Pleas OF
N orthumbcr.
land county.
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1862-05-17

HAVE YOU ASTHMA OR PIITIIISIS.
Then use JAYNE'S EXPECToRANT, which will
overcome the spasmodic contraction of the wind
tubes, and cause them to eject the mucuous or matter
which clogs them up, and by au easy and free expcc-
toration remove all difficulty Of breathing.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
The War in Missouri.

Cairo, 0ct. IS.
Capt. Sperry, commanding at Birds Point
his Just returned from scouting expedition.
lie reports the rebels to be very active in Mis-
sssipri county, NO., and thai the secession
inhabitants Of the surrounding neishborhood
are hocking into the rebel camp at Little River
numbers, The rebel force In that vlciniry Is
+ ON one thousand to fifeen hundred.
Cairo Oct. l8.-General Price is said to be
gathering large number Of troops at Holly
Springs with the view OF fattacking sumo point
on The Mobile ard Ohio Railroad
There is a runor here which is apparently
not well authenticated, that ar attack has beef
made by tie rebels on the Uunion troops at
Island No. 10. No boat has arrived from Mem.
phis for three days, and trouble is feared on
hat river g,ss /
--latest From General schsdtld's ARMY
General Curtis, last evening, received dcss
pa chcs by telegraph direct fou Gen. Schofcld,
a, Kelisville, where his head quarters then
were. His scouts had advanced as far as Cross
Hollow, but had beth driven back by rebel
forces.
Adviccs ON Col Melcher state that td-
ser,rrs from McBride's rebel army state shat il
is encamped at Pocnhontas, and about eight
thousand strong but in bad condition as to
outfit Of every kind They were under orders
10 move most probably on retreat, as ueti.
Curtis has directed an advance, which is already
in progress.
he news received from Helena is of de.
cid,aly Interesting character. General Carr,
in command there, reports that Holmes, Hind
man and Mccullough, with considerable
force, are on White river, and threatening to
attack him, their object be ng evidently to do
so, il possible, before he Gould be reinforced
General Carr has, however, sufficient troops to
make his position nearly safe.
Reports from Paris, Monroe county, give
news of many busnwhackers surrenderng
and asking for mercy: They are immediately
placed in confinement. Gen. Curts has sns.
pended the execution of b. d. Major, pending
petition to commute his sentence to imprs.
onment during the war.-.St. Louis Repablitan,
Gct ,lstL
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
TILE w AR I'M KENTUCKY.

The Rebel Norgnn dashts inte Lexis gto1
-G"nerai DEnfept Romts MOrsam-Rc.
occupation Of Lexington.
CINCINNATI, Oct. 10 Yesterday the rebel
Morgan, after capturing our pickets, dashed into
Lexington at The head Of 1850 men. ift
An att ok from Marshall is looked for at Paris,
Lexington is again in the possession Of our
troops.
LOUISVILLE, Oct l9-hiduigbt,-Tbe rebel
John Morgan left Lexington, with h,s forces,
yesterday evening. passing through Yefsai' les,
thence through Ia@rencebtig at daylight and
vas Mt Bloomfield at2 oclockthis afternoon.
General Buell. is reported Just South Of Mount
Vernon Gen. Critendcn's army corps is still
further soulh, in pursuit of General Bragg rebel
army II is supposed that the rebels a,e aiming
to cross into Tennessee by Big Creek and VIII.
sons Creek Gaps. General Buell. Is in close pur
suit and it is believed bers that he will force the
rebels to Fight. OF capture large portion VI
them before they reach Cumberland Gap.
The Penyville Eight, at Chaplin Hills. was
brought on pr naturely and against the orders r
General Buell., whose plans for envelopirg the
whole of Bragg army were thwarted, and his
pursuit Of the rebels delayed by that circun.
ST. n o. A$ a Sds
The Defeat OF Morgnn---A Rebel Regf.
mcni Desert MarshaiI.
ClSrrNNArI, Oct lo.-[spcciaI to The New
York Hsfald The rebel Gen Morgan, with ono
thousand cavalry. cntcfed Lexington Yesterday,
our small force theve retreatipg before him on
our main force at Georgetown. Morgan found
and paroled about seventy Eve Of onr sick in tho
town. Alter remaining about thee quarters of
an hour, he retrcated towards Manchester, and
afterwards moved in the direction Of Frankfort.
Gen. Dumont, after learning Morgans presence
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
THE NEWS.

There is nothing of Importance TO
report from the headquarters Of our
army on the Upper,Potomac. The po-
siticn oftbe rebels has been accurately
ascertained by the recent reconnois-
sanccs Of our troops. The party II
General Stahel, under Colonel Wynd7
ham, had passedon Friday last through
Ihoroughfare Gap to White Plains and
Salem, where they captured sixteen
rebcl cavalry, and paroled number
Of infantry found there sick. On Fri
day night they returned toflle Gap,
which, the rebels attempted to occupy
during the night with cavalry and ar.
tillery. Thecavalry, numbering about
six hundred, had been engaged in NAL.
ing a reconnaissance as far as the cid
Bull Rim battle field, and had csptur-
ed at Iaymarketseven wagons, load.
ed with forage which were on the way
to Colonel Wyndham. At dawn on
Saturday, finding tho rebels about to
occupy the Gap, Colonel Wyndham
charged them, and put them to fight,
before they had placed their artillery
in position. Colonel Wyndham pur-
n
sued them into the town Of Warrenton,
where he found about thousand in.
fantry and a full battery of artillery.
Lie attempted to draw them out Of the
town, but was unsuccessful; and as he
had exhausted his forage, returned to
Cenfreville on Saturday night, having
captured ninety prisoners and one cais
son filled with ammunition. Colonel
Wyndham was informed that q whole
division of the rebels had come down
from Winchester, and was in the yiclni.
ty of Thoroughfare Gap.
With regard to the progress Of af.
fairs in Kentucky, we learn from Gin.
cinnati, under date of Sunday, that the
rebel guerilla, Gen. Morgan, after cap.
turing our pickets, dashed in Lexing.
ton on Sunday morning at the head Of
fifteen hundred men. Morgan soon
afterwards left Lexington, taking the
Versailles turnpike. Sunday, when
between Versailles and Frankfort, he
was metby $500 of General Damontt
cavalry, who, after short fight, rout
ed him, scattering lis forces. One re.
port says lie was driven across the
Kentucky river in tho direction o
Lawrenceburg, and another, that he i.
'endeavoring to unite with Humphrey
Marshall, who is near Sharpsburg.
Marshall's forces are said to be com
pletely demoralized. One of his rcgi
mcnts deserted him the other day ant
came to Paris. 1t was principall,
composed of Tennessee men. Bragg,
army is reported to be in a miserable
condition; in fact, entirely used W
and flying to the mountains, com
plete mob.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

G The Progress will be issued every
evening at0 o'clock. Advertisements and no
eces Tor publication must be handed in by
70 ~ O'Clock \. NJ; ir received after thai
hour they will lic over till the next day. H.
The Weekly Progress will be ready Satur.
day forcucons at 0 o'clock.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
Editorial Mclange.
The revenue cutter Agassiz, now on
the New London station, has been or.
-dered to report at Newbern, N. G.

Wc learn from one of our exchanges,
that James NJ. Smith, originally from
New Hampshire, but more recently q
resident foreesen years ia the intc1ior
Of North Carolina, has just escaped
by way Of Newbern. He states chat
the Presidents proclamation las pro-
d duced the sreatestc stconstcrnation among
the large Shareholders of the State
Numbers of them have united in pcti.
tioning the Governor to use his iuAu-
ence to secure the return home of the
North Carolina troops, to protect the
people from apprehendcd instructions.
The Governor has also been urged to
call Convention, in order to restore
the State to the Union before the first
Of January. 1t is thought that the ma.
ture Of tile proclamation will soon be
understood by all the slaves. Mr..
Smith asserts that the intelligent non.
Shareholders rejoice in The proclama
'tion, as likely to benefit them greatly
by dignifying labor.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

having IN hoard ono hundred anil twenty ivS
contIabands, bceij,sa large unmber Of refugees,
left Jacksonville for the bluff Some fry
conirabands were sent to Hilton Head by tho
steamer Boston. N &
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

men are engaged early and late baking
bread, which they dispose Of, for TWEEN
ty-fve cents a loaf. An instance re-
Gently occurred, which demonstrates
the loyalty Of the fair sex, aud their
aversion to speculation by suffers at
the expense Of the soldiers. The sat-
tiers combined to purchase all nc
bread at the price demanded--twenty-
five cents a loaf-and sell the same for
fifty cents a loaf. The women nnder-
stood the practice, and refused totreat
with the suffers, declaring that Union
men should not be imposed upon and
robbed, if it was in their power to pre-
vent it.
Com. VIM. L. Hudson, US. Navy,
died at New York, Wednesday night
Hoh Solomon Foote, has been chos-
ell U. s. Senator from Vermont for six
years from the 4th of March next. The
vote for him was unanimous in the
Senate. and in'thc Hotse, only seven
votes were cast against him. This is
Mr.. Foote'S third election to the Sep
ate. T.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

The Presidents visit to the late battle field
was aught with many interesting Incidents
The Presidential party vent into parn, which
was nstd as an hospital for rebel Wounded
Mr.. Lincoln, after looking around, remarked
TO the Confederate wounde that II they had
no objection he would be pleased 10 take them
by the hand The solemn obligations said he,
which we owe to our country and posteri'v
compel the p osecution Of this war, and it FOL-
lows that many on both sides must become
victims and although they aYs our enemies
through uncon r1lable circumstances, he b r,
them 10 malice, and could take them by Il .
hand with as much sympathy and good feeling
as if they were brothers. After short silence
those of the Confederates who could walk
came forward and each Of them silently shook
hands with the President. Mr.. Lincoln aud
Gen. Mcclellan went 10 the bedsideS Of those
who who were unable 10 rise and cheer d
them, saying that every care should be bestows
cd ubon them to aneiorate their sufferings.--
It was a touching scene, and there was not q
dry eye among the wounded.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

We are indebted to Postmaster Reed
for tile Philadelphia Inquirer of the
goth, and to. Bales, Hamilton & Co.,
for the N. y Hsrald, Of the same
date. !
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
THE ARMY OF THE POTOMAC.
General Pertcr's Reconn oisancc.
TIE REBELS near SHEPHERDST0 WV

Frederick, Nd, Oct. 19.-Thc following are
SOME additional facts relative to the rcconnoi..
ance of General Porters corps across the Po-
tomac at Shep'rdstown. On Thursday, after
advancing within mile of Kearnsvillc, orfr
troops came upon two regiments Of rebel cav.
airy anda battery. A brief engagement er.
sued, our forces driving them to the hill beyond.
In the engagement We lost one man killed and
four wounded. No infantry fight occurred EXCEPT
with some regiments Of Sykes Division. During
the whole day we drove the enemy before US.
We lost but six killed and about twelve
wounded, The rebel loss was supposed to bs
heavy. Isaac Mullen, of the Ninth Mass regi.
ment, was struck by piece Of shell, which tore
off his ear and fractured his skull Friday
morning the pickets Of this corps advanced
within mile Of Smithville, and opened con-.
munication with The pirkets Of Gen. Hancock
on the left at Charlestown. BY the reconnaissance
we ascertaned that there are no rebel troops in
the immediate vicinity of Shepherdstown, on the
Virginia side of the river,
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
Tho Rebel Morgan Routed by General
numeut.

Retern Of the ReceHnetssanco Towards
Wise cIaesteT---Ths Rebel Loss lsrtween
Forty aad Fly.
HEAD-QuAe1ERs ARMY OF THE PoToMAC,
October IL, lSG2.--The troops under Cen
erals Hancock and Humphreys, who lett on
Thursday morning to make a reconnols-
sance in the direction of Winchester, re-
turned after arriving at Sn,itbfell, five
miles from Bunker i'll. None of the en-
emy intcrfered with the return Of General
Hancock's command. =
With Gen. Humphreys command it was
different. They followed hun with cavalry
and artillery within a short distance. Of
ShePhcrdstowa, and opened with the hstcr
whenever they could get within range. Our
loss was one killed and six wounded.
The troops safely recrossed at shepherds
town Ford, last evening, bringing with them
a number of p isoners.
The Rebel wounded, numbered one hun
dred, left at Charlestown, were brought
within our lines, yesterday forenoon, where
they will be paroled.
The Rebels had between forty and fifty
killed aud wounded on Thursday, while dis
putting the advance Of General Humphreys
troops.
On the recommendation Of DR.. Letter
man, Medical Director of the Army, a
Medical Board, consisting Of Surgeon Geo
Sucker and Surgeon Pine, United States
Volunteers, and Assistant Surgeon Wellson,
United States Army, has been ordered to
convene for examination Of such medical
Objects as may be ordered before it. All
Surgeons about whose capacity any doubt
exists will be compelled to undergo an ex.
animation, in order to rid the army of all
unskillful Surgeon.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
Particulars Of Last Thursdays Re.
cOnR0issancc,

y hc RcbeIs Make q stand nf kcarncy svnlle
.-.Gcn. Humphrey scnttrr Thcm---rbr
Enemy Refuse 10 Fight at Leciown.
WASHINGTON. Oct. l0.--Our special co.,
respondent at Sharpsburg sends the followa
ing additional particulars of the rcconnuis-
sance at Blackford's Ford IN Thursday
last -
SHARpsBURG, Oct. 18.-Kcarneysville,
near the line Of the Baltimore and Ohio
Railroad, was the first place at which the
Rebels made stand. Their estimated
force was three thousand infantry, two
squadrons Of cavalry, and four pieces Of
artillery drawn up Under shelter, Of wood'
General Humphreys opened fire upon
them. They replied well, but in thirty
minutes the whole mass of their cavalry,
infantry and artillery broke and rotreated,
Eight dead rebels lay Oh the field, aud forty
Or fifty prisoners were captured. One Of
the killed was Lieutenant Of cavalry,
A letter WIS found on him addressed to
Lieut.. L. II. Stamper. Our forces bivou,
acked there for the night. Next morning
iney Went ~ "lthih oHe hh'ie u LeetoWU,
three miles from the railroad, and eigh!
from Shepherdstown, and dew up in line
Of battle but the enemy, not wishing io
fight our forces, gradually fell back TO 6hep.
i,erdstown, and thence back TO their camp
at 10 o'clock p M.
The rebel 10 is not known, as they car.
ried some of their killed and all Of their
wounded from the field. The people in the
districts through which we passed are in.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
THE CHASE OF THE REBEL BRAGG

oCGUP4HONef JACKSONVILLE Fla
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
Brilliant Reconnaissance by &c
Alahl.

Our Cavalry and artillery Visit ANis,
Lsesburg, Niddlsburg, Salem, Thorough.
fare Gap, Hasmarket Gainesrille and
Warrenton-E Exciting Charge Through
Thoroughtars Cap Capture Of Gusriilas
aid Rebel Soldiers Capture Of q Federal
Wagon Train by the Rebsls.
CtyTkEvILLr, Va, ! a. ~, Sunday, Oct 10.
oie WASHINGTON, Oct. 10.
Your correspondent has just returned to
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
TIIE PROGRESS.
ego. nILE.s sew. EDrroR.

NEW BERN, N. Q.
SATURDAY MORNING, OCT. Or, 1869.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

THE REBELS FLY BEFORE HIM.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

AT the Chattaraugus County Fair
N. Y, a Mr.. Weinearth, Of Rashford,
made his appearance clad entirely in
garments made by himself and family,
Ills clothes were Of linen, grown and
manufactured on his own premises
Even his shoes we're made of the hide
Of one ofhis own cows tanned by him
sell.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
AFFAIRS IN THE ARMY OF
THE POTOMAC.
Reported Retreat of Gen. Lee
down the Shenandoah Valley.

Csiencl wv ndhn nm Charges Threush Thor
osgIfare cap.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25
Com. VIM. L. Hudson, U. S. Navy,
died at New York, Wednesday night.
The Latest News !!

The --latest News I!
AFFAIRS IN THE ARMY OF
THE POTOMAC.
Reported Retreat of Gen. Lee
down the Shenandoah Valley.
The Return Of tho RecOnn Oisssancc
Towards Winchester. .f
REBEL LOSS BETWEEN FORTY AMI
FYFTK 4
A Brilliant Reconnaissance by
General StaIil.
Ceisncl wv ndh am Charges Through Thor.
osgtfsre Gap.
THE REBELS FLY BEFORE HIM.
0CGUPATI0Nof III JACKSONVILLE, Fla,
THE CHASE OF THE REBEL BRAGG.
The Rebel Morgan Routed by General
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

Several weeks ago GenoLee propos-
ed bet of one hundred dollars to ten
that in one week he would dine in
Washington. Weaccspted the wager,
but we don't believe that Lee will pay
a red cent. lie will sooner, if ncceS.
sary, plead the gambling act. But we
mean to employ sheriff Mcclellan to
collect the money for us. Take no
confederate trash, sheriff.-Prymtice.
The citizens of Sharpsburgh are rap
idly replenishing their purses from
sales made to the soldiers. Anything
in the shape of edibles finds ready
market. and commands a good price.
Fifty cents is the snm asked and will
ingly given fora p.ain meal. The wo-
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

The city ofVicksburg,is said to have
sent in a bill of damages against the
Confederate Government Of ninety
Thousand dollars, for allowing it to be
boinbarded.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

The Mobile Tribune says that place
will certainly be attacked by Farra.
quits feet as soon rs he gets ready for
action, which may be looked for at
any time.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

A Lowell soldier writes homo that
his greatest tribulation is darning
stockings. lie says he is proficient at
the wash-tub.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

The London Daily Macs says that
100000 bales of cotton are on the way
from India to England.
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

Gen. Butler has been presented with
an elegant China tea service, decorat.
ed with portrait of the commanding
General Of the Department of the Gulf
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

Wm. II. Gladding, of Bristol, r. L.,
formerly Lieutenant in the Revenue
Service, bat recently captured in com
mand ofthe rebel schooner Defiance,
while trying to run the blockade, AZ
rived in Boston few days since, in
the,gunboat Alabama and has been
sent to Fort Warren, thereto contem.
plate the beauties Of he"Southern Con
tederacy."
Newbern weekly progress., 1862-10-25

Senator Hunter made quite a blum,
der and electrified the rebel Senate,
some time ago, by Inadvertently
swearing one Of the clerks to support
the Constitution of the United States,
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1862-04-16

ing Jewish years on Monday, and what has he
made of it He has made the seventh day,
which ''is the Sabbath of rest, holy to the
Lord" (Ex. 81; l5) to be Sunday Now,
you may try it, and start on what day you
please, and al what time you will, other than
Sunday, September 23rd, for Jewish years,
and Monday, January lst, for solar years, B.
c. 1000 years, and you cannot fetch out YOUR
cycles and the day of the week right. More
over, according to the lunar cycles and the
Jewish mode Of keeping time, you will discov-
CT that the creation could have been at no
other time and the Bible be true (But more
of this hereafter.) Thir is strange doctrine
and something He,r, is il not? But Mr.. B.
saws, I'VE see no evidence Of any new dscoy-
cry in the communicate in another column,
or in the tables" Well, Mr. B., for fear YOU
do not yet see it, we will elucidate a little far
ther. l told you before, and showed you by
q table, that the Dominical letter advances
one letter in the alphabet every fifty years
during the cycle, thus -
Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1862-04-16

a SEVERE JOKE on A DETROIT PRINTER
The Detroit 4drertiSer, being in want
of hand, was applied TO, lately, by a
journ eyman printer, engaged rs 4 reporter
in the Office Of the London Chronicle, Can
ada. The IdrertiSeT accepted his servi-
ceS, and wrote to him to come on. rs they
ne, ded Il good reporter, and the columns
OF the Chronicle showed him to be fair
items writer The young fellow named
Doyle-hastened 10 Detroit but was precc-
ded by an anonymus letter to the Unit d
Suites officers. setting forth that he or
some other person, was a bearer OF dis
patches in cypher from Slidell, in Engl and,
to jeff Davis Accordingly on his arrival
in Detroit DOYLE was arrested and examin-
ed The examination discovered nothing
against him, and Lis references in London
to some of the best citizens there cleared
him of suspicion and showed the whole
thing to be the plot of some personal enc
ry, or else Lad April fool joke
hoy was discharged promptly but
the sell was good thing on the Adcerti-
ser folks as well as on the United States
officers and their victim The author of ii e
hoax is Canuck, the letter coming from
that quarter For Canuck joke, it is
pretty well done