The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1862-01-10
orn pA,KET or Ours, .

a fortune tcllcr--The cashier Of
bthk.
What burma 10 kcp secrcti Sealing
WAY.
Words. at the touch ofthe poet, bics-
som into pucms,
81 cant b'or you" as the sea said 10
tho lcaly ship.
The green turfis tho poor map's carpet,
and uud wcuNcs u,c enlor..
/ Nph, threw her sable mantle o,cr n.
world 0nd pinned IL with a star.
Did we moi Hst,cr ourselves, the flsitcry
oi others cuuld Drvcr hurt W.,
l l. it patua sS-i cal to say that person
was eoNcd by h0rse-whippingi
Why is the Mediterranean the dirtiest
Of seasl Because Il is the least tidc-ys
Why is the letter \ like sewing ma
chinci ucsausc-n wakes Rccdics need,
i.se.
Why arc cashmere shawls like deaf
r'o3lcl Because wn cannot make thrm
here. w
lawycr---a man yoa pay to rescue y,-.
estate irom others aud keeps Il hmsclf,
; Upon the marr'a age Of Miss Wheat, ss
/, cdd"r hoped that her path initht be
, .GoTcry.
Il Iisnot true that tho Ti,i,n gGls pcti.
r stoned congress to have lcap-ycar come
i Uitrncr>
/. "Alrs well that ends wcll,~ said tho
G munA' ;, contemplating his bc autiiul tail
! l,ct friendship Gre gently TO height;
, II rush to II, II may soon run itself Dut OF
y breath,
A new sewing machine to collect rents,
4 mead manners, and repair family breach.
y -, Is much needed.
The man who cuWrtcd an iaycs s,ica,ion
lsays IL lsnt halt NJ pleasant us courtinv
pd afretionutc girl,
IL 81 will take u bite, too" as the .,nlf
n said, when lac came ncruss q man eating
y lie dinuyr in the woods,
!. A Tall .MoR; Th,y have man out
A, West 80 tall that he lets himself tut ii
:. camp me tings for stccplc.
10 lIcNyhr Ahows the world will not be too
it bi shul; aud hcwho knows hinSeN viii
y n,ycr be imrudent,
! A good man regrets more kcenly an in-
MhNtt Nt nAh lNulNNNu " NNNNt , NNNA Sitl
-. that can be put upon him.
~ Why does the eye resemble school
III mastcr in the act Of tioggingl because il
h, has pupil under the lash,
10 Con. by rcbcllious jour. Of lJnu--wly
'a ,a. is our employer like the Red Sea, he-
,'.s cause he is not the Bos-phor-us.
ICY Art is the revelation Of mani apd no,
ri. ylarclv that. hut likewise the revelation ol
uy Nature speaking through nan.
y ~ good wife," says nunsIly, sknow,
how to make the domestic Ties stroup.-
!. She always uts tape ON hce hA=baAd,
: shirt collars"
SON TIL re is man IN Cincinnati in pos
,al- session of u Powcrr lncinoy. H.. Is en-
lcr. ploycd by . Humane Society 10 rem, m
'ot- Der the rtof.
"v. There ~ u man In Germantown SC wi,
IN. ty, that his wife manufactures ull the but
inc Ter thgi the family uses, from the cream
nIes Of his jokes.
ion Ills our turn now" as the rulum
;. leaves said 10 the west wind. "You b
uiy blowed!" was the reply, and the leaye
ga blushcd u, the Ipdcncsi
!, " 81 Children wouldt cross their purerts =
Nan of u when they are gown up, if III,
',s were to cross their parents knees III
SrJ Vie oltcner whoa they were little.
not Sir said woman To losfcr, " yu
s. do not send home my husbands. cloth
Jay, | will expose YOU" "If do shall ca
the pose myself" was the cool reply,
s"ai The Commercial Bulletin hop, sathcr
beIs % viii be no trouble with England; 1t woul
can go against our grain TO have any dlilicp
,rn, ~ occur b,iwcon the tow ccuntries.s
as A member of General Banks stnf
sre. reported to have recently deserted 10. u
rebels, tax ing with him documents VI u
highest value to us and the enemy.
DO. There are times when our. sopls al
restless, and Il voice sounds within us lii
the trump of the ureh-ongel, unj though
long buried, come out Of their graves,
and There is an affected humility lno
crn. uniufcrublc ihon' downright pr,de,
Vby hypocrisy is morc rbomirable ,ihs,u y
'rhe erlinism. Take care thai your Virtues
len genuine aud unsophis.icated.