Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1862-07-05

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like the ussn with the jaekas in The tall.
a. he tried to please everybody" and, sill EI..
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nobody. and Lost biz 90 /. G, The nomip.,;os
to Congvcss in the bargain. N csuur /.
said be hsd no desire for political psvS.,pr,t
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conclave." and shiakiag that. = / had Gid
to 81 . nsoiaaAiss h ihs Unise Cosve,,;..
! might succeed in this. went. Well IN
went pretty smoothly until they came to the
Auditor. and shsa came ths tug Of war"
You sse this Office pays. and is worth look;n.
after. One Of the faithful nominated =. A.
Hem. the prrscat incumbsus. and another
nominated 1'hos. II. Smith. Whereupon
zone Of us" otjected to Patrick, upon the
ground Of want Of Democraey, he had sai1,
he didut care ior conventions and would I. m
il alone" Quite . dispute arose. and NJ.
1'hos. J. Fletcher proposed to appoint Com.
mittee Of three TO wait on Patrick, and invite
him to come forth aud define his position"
" Bring him" said Mr.. Fletcher. "before this
august body, in session here, and LIT him an.
swcr to such question a We may propose to
put to him." Some one had said the gentle
man drank lager beer. What if he did
A man could drink lager beer. and still be a
Democrat. Twas not right to drag mans.
private affairs before the convention; they
had not questioned his (Fletcher's) democra-
cy, but he WAS willing to open himself wide
Open-dOn't do it Thomss-and all might SEQ
what he was. While they were wrangling,
the Republicans in the room were exulting.
Hereupon, Thomas blew his nose, swelled
himself like a turkey-cock-and sat down.
TO him succeeded Solomon Strong. who
made Strong speech, but twas very difficult
10 tell what Solomon was driving at. Maybe
he knows; don't. If you want his speech
Just take the words "lager beer, democrat,
legislature, county commissioner, three dol
ars. scrip. injudicious, and bread and butter,
md fill up the chinks, and you will have it.
After " the wisdom Of Solomon" Mr.. Thos..
L. Smith. made his appearance. and an
bounced his readiness TO undergo the trying
,rdeal, he was Democrat in prosperity and
n adversely CHATS true especially Me adreysi-
~ The convention. however. seemed dis
1osed to take his word for it. Iwoald, and
70 would yox if you knew him. Some men,
Der wanted the convention to defse democra.
y before they proceeded with the inquisition.
This was well thought Of. You SEE the con-
'ention might have thought their doxy was
and Patrick thought his doxy was
As it was they decided that their
: Platform" was orthodoxy, and Patrick must
thereto.
Well, the inquisition departed on its mis-
lion, and ret urned with the answer that Pat
lick was indisposed, and declined attendance
Ill uis august DOuy Dut cIdiMcu ~ oo
democrat for a that" and Mr.. Smith having
withdrawn his name, Patrick was nominated
~ reclamation, in short, he had coerced tho
august body" into nominating him. Hur-
'ah tor Patrick! Shure tits broth Nv boy
.e is. Mr.. Thos. II. Smith having failed in
lis Auditorial scheme, was elected as candid
,te for Joint Councilman. Should be be cleo
ed, you Olympians will be blessed next win.
or with the light of his count-nancc, and will
not need the shining Of the sun. If you have
my Yankees over that way, they must take
,arp, for he is death on Yankees, and after tho
,attle of Bull Run he thought. and said. that
,ad about ten thousand moro Yankees been
killed, the account would have been about
balanced. This man in the Council. and the
nan who read the account Of the battle, and
the reading with cheers for the
Southern Confederacy, "a Probate Judge, and
he Z" nice young man" who can't help sym
with the South" ~ Prosecuting At
orney. (look out for " replications" and keep
POUR. law books locked up. gentlemer,) say
ticket with three such beauties - the above
N it, is too hard for T,rvs.