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The New York herald., 1862-11-30

ID over to this city On
Se srry boat be stated ns on hoara the
taspg to the boat that he was g. aition is that
while attempting get on the boat. he Eel, edy
There ger, marks Of violence visible on the b.. -.
EVACUATION DAY.-Taesday having been Evacuation IL.
tho City Hall other public buildings were decorated
flags and other patriotic insignia The Veterans Of
1872 paraded the streets with music In accordance with
their ec9d old custom, and made the whole a most
creaitable display They the only military in
fact who TO remember the day at ALL and most
pf our citizens, If the truth must be told, were entirely
Shhyious OF the occasion Bat few years ago New
York made a grand turnout OF her tizen sodiery to
the evacuation Of New York but now there
Is SO mach OF the real business OF the soldier on hand
soldlery, however attractive it may be While the
Veterans passing the City Hall an incident occurred
which well illustrates the fact Of the general forgetfu
ness OF the psope respecting the occasion young
gentleman accosted ono OF the old soldiers Win the
"euery:-
pray what occasion might this be, Captain that calls
Tor your display"
demanded the veteran, in tone hai reproachlu and
hall mournul.
Eyes rejoined the inquirer IN some Surprise at the
peculiar tone OF the question.
"Then it il disgrace you TO forget what
This is, my friond, for no American citizen should ever
The young man said more, but retired evidently
struck with the truthiuness OF the veterans obser
Vations.
). FUNERAL LAIR GRoaCE c. MoRGAS.-1he obse-
ques OF the late George c. Morgan place Tuesday
at Trinity church, with which deceased was connected
vesyman for several years. After the usual burial
ssrvsce was gono through the body inferred in ST.
fuke's Cemetery.
ARREST or VrRioL THeowEg.-- Detective Farley
rested on Tuesday Nary Cushman young native lady Of
nineteen years suspicion of having thrown rhial or
vcl into the face Of gne Robinson, at No. 1.3 Thomp
son street Much credit the detective, who has
been Tor several days search OF the prisoner for the
SUCCESS he his achieved.
Ltnns FAR.-A fair for the benefit OF ST. Mary's
Roman Catholic church. West Hoboken, j. will be held
NJ the scaoohouse the church, the Stn 9th
Ioth aud iltn or December. The church the
charge Of the passont Fathers, and is well worthy the
patronage o the religious community.
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EAsskI.@-g gIBsgr.-In Brooklyn, on Thursday No.
hss 2f the residence OF tho brides parents by the
Rev n y ~ johnson, MIR. DAVID BARNETT 20 Miss SusiE
f.. vonn.es "ter Of Gilbert. Esq, all OF said city
Ryypss w as usus-, Saturday evening, November 20
1y the Rev Father Evere.. coaysrIA WALSH dsn,sp H.
Tar oc ,ha i' ne'rau n " mss hLisn -v Ireland.
pEvos-LEFuRGR On Tuesday evening, e."s. ~
Dy .ne hey j. L. Newman, JOHN IL DSyos TO Ia -" =
IEruRGE, both OF this city
DENE-FLowERs.-0n Tuesday, November 25 by the
Rev }. r. Newman, Mr. HRNRY l.. DEsEL 10 Miss HANNAH
4. FLOWERS, both OF this cIty
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THE M Wy.
Ounktn's Invulnerable Destrucss
Clad Ocean Steamer. s.~Ss,


Clad Ocean Steamer. S.>ss-
This vessel, OF which model was exhibited
presents many features which will no doubt attract III,
attention oil those interested in the construction of
nerabe vessels The model Of the vessel is well adapted
for high speed aud great buoysncy and bears more the
appearance OF ship adapted for seagong purposes than
any Of the roncad monsters chat have yet been brought
| to the notice of the public
'1e eioloylns are the dimensions Of the vessel
Extreme |'"stb (aiinor esceptedj :. 500 feet.
Extreme eread' saTnof excepted) 81 feet inches
Elevation between spar and gun deck. III feet inches
BATTERY
II Is proposed to give her battery OF twenty fifteen
inch guns, dischargins at single broadside of hollow
shot thirlythree hundred pounds of metal and with
solid shot fortyve hundred pounds two and quar-
ter tons.
VELOCITY, ETC.
The inventor claims that he can obtain a speed under
steam and canvass OF not less than twenty miles hour
with draught of amidshps of seventeen six
inches, and twelve feet six iaches at the exremities
ARMoR.
The unique angular form OF side, impervious to
shot or SHE'LL would require thirty three per
cent less weight OF iron sheathing plates than
any vessel heretofore constructed with aa up
right surface above the water line, and the
actual cost for building the hu spars outfit would
not very much exceed commercial vessel Of similar d
mensions
The armament will be all under bombproof cover,
the gun deck of ample space and ventilation for thou
sand men, except heavy pivot guns tho spar deck
to be used at long range in chase of enemy The hull
would be Of sufficient strength and power through
field of ice without damage enter euemy's port in
mdwnter pass all the land ortfcations unobstructed
place the town under contribution or batter it down at
pleasure, and make escape without any casualties on
shipboard.
RoANoKE-The work this noble vessel Is progressing
rapidly and, although date be given, she will be
done much than is generally anticipated. The
Novelty Iron Works exertng themselves to make her
all that be desired vessel for offensive well
defensive purposes. No visitors allowed board
but from the wharf spectators have excellent
view of her fine proportions and the excellent workman
ship in heavy iron plating.
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MAILS FOR the PACIFIC.

The Advance OF the Union Armles-The
Iron.Clad Navy OF the United States
Important Intelligence from Europe
The Latest News, &C., &C., &c.
The steamship Ariel Captain JONES' will leave this port
at noon, on Monday, for Aspinwal.
The mails for Central America and the South Pacific
will close 10 this city past ten O'Clock to morrow
The New YORK HERALp-Edton for the PaciHc-wll
be ready morrow morning, at halfpast nine O'clock
and will contain the latest News Of the Advance Of Burn
sides Army In Virginia, and OF the Movements OF The
Union Forces In all sections of the Country The latest
intelligence from the Rebel states highly interesting
description Of the Ironcad Navy Of the United States
Union In Maratime Warfare Important intelligence from
Europe and reports Of all interesting events Of the pre-
ceding ten days,
Single copies in wrappers ready for mailing six cents
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Omoial Drawings of Murray, Eddy -
90 Is Kentucky and Missouri State Lotteries.
KENTUCKY, EXTRA CLass 507-November ~ 1882.
So. G6, IA, 3S, 81, 3, II, As, IS, 10, 80.
KENTUCKY, CLASS 56S-November ~, 1862
80, 81, 6S, TO- 35, 2, 25, 50, 40, Sc, 60, 20, Is.
Circulars free Of charge by ADDRESSING either 70
Cov1ng6h, KY, OF st. Louis, Mo.
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Married.

Use Miher's SO Cent Hair Dye and 25
Dey street s'0 - '"0"'' Dep0 %
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Prizes Cashed fn All Legaiized Lotte-
ries. Information given. JOSEPH BATES, Broker.
No IL Wall street (room No. ID, New York.
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wigs, Toupess, Hair Dye, HAIR Dyeing
and Moldava Cream, for beautifyng the hair At w. A.
BATCHELoR's, 16 Bond street
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Second Hand Fire Proof Safes for Sale,
cheap for cash, al 100 Maiden lane.
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Royal Havana LOttery.-A Premium OF
l2L per raid prizes Information furnished High
- TAYLOR CO. BANKERS,
10 Wall street. N. Y
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Cristadoro's HAIR Dye, Preservative and
Wig depot, Wholesale and RETAIL No. Asor House. The
Dye applied By skilful artiss.
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DELAWARE, EXTRA CLASS 5l5-November %, 1862
10, 81, 2S, rs, 2l, I, 81, S, 62, 20, 33.
DELAWARE CLASS 395-Novsmber 20, 1852
80, &c, IL, 10, 33, 10, So, 10, 8, 81, 20, 46, 6.
o"s'"'' ''"' - Join A. MORRIS 4 co.
Wilmington, Delaware.
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Trusscs.-Marsh 4 Co.-Radica1 Cure
Truss once sti at No vesey street Astor House No
connection with any other Office OF the same name. Aady
attendant,
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Bachelors Hair Dyc-ths Best In the
world instantaneous harmless and reliable Sold by drug
pcrfumers Factory 81 Barclay street
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No More Crap Hair.-Gra ndjean's Celc-
bated consultation restoration Of
the hair. Once Astor place.
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The Grover d Baker Sewing Machine
received First Premium all other sewing machines
in competition, at State Fair at which has been
ad n vea
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Heavy Knit All Wool
UNDER SHIRTS AND DRAWERS
On hand and made SSos H1SsT S6Axs No. s Broadway
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schenck's Puimonic Syrup-For sale,
Wholesale and rssu at s depot u 9sSrls1 street, N.t
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citation Company's lottery, OF Kentucky.
CLASS No. 4l5-November 29. 1862.
40, So, 81, IL. "a, 81. 2, IL, AZ, 34, 60, As.
CLASS No. 4l6-November 20 1862.
53, Sc, II, 55, ", 0, 81, 80, IL, rs 20, 40.
i0' '"'"' a' r. FRANCE 4 CO., covinston. KY.
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~ Cartssds visite, o., at vaaghan's, 22s
Bowey equal 10 sny In Broadway for - Nosice-Gaory
1rni
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Ooura ud's Poudre Subtitle UproOts Hair
from any part OF the body Warranted. 46s Broadway
BATES, Boston.
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Beautiful Complcxion.-Lasrd's Bloom
OF Youth Liquid Pearl for preserving and beantyng the
com and skr Ladies' after using this delight
fu toilet article will be convinced that has equal All
as,g gstsss Nd broadway
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Soldiers En- Route 60 New York city.
sAcKRrrs HARpop, Nov. 20, 1852.

One bupdsca aud ten men, under command Of Captain
Could loft this place for Now York at three O'Clock this
Alognp0n
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II the Baby 10 Cutting Teeth Use Mrs.
wISsLows Soothing syrpp which win greatly facilitate
pertnced Nurse and Female Physician and has made dis
csvery that gives relief and health 70 Infants 2c bottle
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whites Splendid styles OF Dress and
Soft Hats attract universal attention, a 2l6 Broadway
The New York herald., 1862-11-30

Madame Tilman, las East Ninth street,
Adjoining Stewards new store
FLOWERS, BoNNErs AND HEADDREssEs JUST
RECEIVED.
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HEADQUARTERS 174rH REGIMENT N Y s. ",
IL 46 Howard new YoaSs Nov 80 lS62-denera'
OrdcrsNo 5A absent Ulcers of this regiment are hero
by ordered to report for duty at camp on Rlkers Island
No permission TO leave viii be granted TO oucers eK
applications approved at these headgusrter
All arrangement heretofore existing IN relation 70 absence
officers is hereby rescinded. BY order OF -
W. L. Watkins, Adj Colonel r. W. PAkMELk
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whites Splendid styles OF Dress and
Soft Hats attract universal attention. at 2l6 Broadway
Madame Tiiman, las East Ninth street,
Adjoining Stewards new store,
FLOWERS. BoSsErs s6NspIB AND HEADDREssEs JUST
~ Cartssds visite, o., at vaaghan's, 22s
Bowey equal to sny In Broadway for ss Nosce-Galory
II the baby 10 Cutting Teeth Use Mrs.
M and Gcsn ~ noy an
psrsncsd Nurse Female Physician and has made dis
csvery that gives RELIEF snd health 70 infants a'' oo'e
Coura ud's Poudre Subtitle Uproots Hair
from any part Of the body Warranted. 463 Broadway
BATES, Boston.
No More Crap Hair.-Gra ndjean's Celc-
braed consultation FOR the aud restoration Of
the hair 0nee Assor place.
Batchelor's Hair Dye-ths Best In the
world instantaneous harmless and reliable Sold by drug
sa perfumers where Factory 81 Barclay street
Cristadoro's HAIR Dye, Preservative and
Wig depot Wholesale and RETAIL No. As,or House. The
Dye applied BY skilful artisn
WtUs, Toupess, Hair Dye, Hair Dyeing
and Mooayia Cram, for beautifying the hair At W.
BATCHELoRs, i6 Bond street
Beautiful Complexion. Bloom
OF Youth Liquid Pearl for preserving and beanyng The
Complexion and sair Ladies ser .,ce using M his desa
druggists and $50 Broadway
Trusses.-Marsh 4 Co.-Radical euro
Truss once siiil No vesey street Asor House. No
connection with any other Office OF the same name Alady
attendant
Schenck's Puimonic Syrup-For sale,
wholssale and rssl al ue depot VI Haxrs1 street, N. u
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1dTH wARD-AT A MEETING OF THE PEOPLES
Ii Union Convention, held at 376 Broomc street. the
following school ticket was unanmously endnrsed-tSs p
Miller; lor Trustees, Thomas Smith, ~ Francis q REILLY
Z. A. WlLL0uGHBY, Chxirmsa.
NJ. C. HAsscHuo, Secretary
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At A MEETING OF THE II ilRTEENtH WARD DH
IA mucracy held mt Mozart Cara on saturday ening,
November 20 1852 the iulgwlng feanoe aud resolutions
were unanimously Adopted
Whereas the Democracy Of Che Z hreenth ward having
0ken INTO consideration the recesS o. true anu laitbfA
representation IN school Board 4 ind
Whereas, the Tammany and MOa trt delegation having
placed IN nomination an unpopular representation oi the
Thirteenth ward and
Whereas, men OF capabiIiy, education and hu
II is the duty OF hone osrs 10 watch over aad
protect the welfare OF our chGdtcn-flet enre
Resolved, That tue working ~ tA Thirteenth ward,
discaug feelings at the ads ocating democracy
ia i0rms hereby pledge OURSELVES to support tho
"ouly ,nluerac candtdates placed In nomination. feE
s,hu3 9.Unars. VIZ
For Commissioner Of Schools,
PETER r. GREENE.
Foi School Inspector
HERMANN KOEHLER.'
For School Trustees
JOSEPH Il. TO0kER,
THOMAS +. ERADY.
On motion, 10 adjourn until Monday evening, Nov -
meet at Mozart Garden. Carried =
OwEr MCPHfLfPs Secretary.
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LIVE STOCK.

LIVE STOCK.
Droversaud Farmers will Hnd this the m n ady an
tageous route for Live Stock Capacipms Yards well
waiered and supplied with every convenience, have
been opened ohthsine and tsC connections and cry
attentio is paid 10 their wants. From HaFrisburxh
where will be found every convenience for feeding
and resting q choice IL offered OF the pHiLADEL-
PuIA, NEW YORK and BALTIMORE MARKETS.
This will also be found The shortest, quckes and
most direct route for Stock to New York-tsiaAlen-
town and with few er changes han aDy other.
BnoCH LEWIS S,GeneraiSupt, ,Altoona,Pa
l.. l.. fi0lpT, Gen Ticket Agt. Philadelphia
II: HOUSTON N,Gen'lFreighiAgt.,p II phiiadsi iphia. !:
ian24daW
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DOSTOFFICE DIRECTORY


Arrival OF the Mails.
Eastern MAilarriyes daily Sundays excepted " 10
Plymouth, ats 5o'cook. y. IN.
ht.Louis and southsrn Mail arrivesdaily( Mondays
excepted) ato,p.m.
Western AAliArrIyesdsily exeeptsupdayDaua:oo :oo
o'clock, m.
Darlington hailsrrivesdsiiy texssrt Sundays ,at4
0sp.m.
csrthasesnd Plymouth Mail arrive Aliiy Ba,i.u
sxcsptedl ats,p.m.
Charleston Mall u tri-weetiy arrives TaYsi siAys
lhursdaysahd bAtuTday at pm.
Closing Of the mails.
Eastern nAaiiciosesda daily teaetl lsAturdssslste Up.
stLoaisAna southern hailciosesdsily saturday,
sxcepted) step. M.
Burlington Aaiieloses daily texeeptsaturdays) O
Pm.
Western Mail closes daily Except satsrdays)ati
ccloekp.m.
Csrhageand Piynou outL LAaiieiosesaa VI Saturday
sxeeptsdl Ats p. M.
Charleston hsilttrf-weekiy} closes Eonds.s Wed
nesdsys and Fridays ,AiGH
III Y The Post ofiee viii b. open Oh sunday sfron
tooe'cioek,A J.B. HOWELL p. II.
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4 RRIVALS AND DEPARTURES
RAILROAD TRAINS.

Northern Trains leave daily Sundays excepted) st
zoo a. M and $50 y. M, AID arrive a4s .. m and
4OQ ..
western Trains leave daily (sundays excepledi at
81 and 30 p m :, and arrive at IL 30 p. and
7aop.
AT Hamilton D.pat, Trains On the wabash Valley
Railros arrive osiiy tsnndass excepted al o'eak
y and de part daily tsundayk exceptedl b ~ a.
m BusEcx with this city
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i It Il q IL Is
BY thisroute, Freight vi all description ca n be
forwarded from PHILADELPHIA. New S"rL boston or
baitimore,to or from sny poini 81 the Railrosds
of Ohio, kentucky, Indiana, llIlnuis, Wiseops,n
Iowa or Missouri, BY RAILROAD DIkECT
The Pennsyisania Railroad also connects n Pitts-
burg with Steamers, BY which Goods can be 10 ard
ed TO any point on the Ohio, Muskingum, ksntueky
Tennessee Cumberland, Illinois, vi Missis-
sppi, Missouri. ansas, Ark ansas and Red Rivers.
End atCleseland ,sAndusky and Chicago withsteam M.
srs TO alt ports o n the North Western Lakes.
AerchAntsand Shippers entYusting in the transporta-
tion Of their Freightto this Company can rely win
oonndsnce on iia speedy transit.
The Kates OF Freight
To and from any point In The West BY tho Pennnyl-
vanta Central Railroad, are at all times AS IA
voRABLE AS ARk CHARGED BY oTHERRaII.
ROAD COMPANIES.
III lie particular TO mark packages, sssIAPlHH
CENTRAL X. H. IL
For Ffuighi conIractsor Shipping Directions. n.
ply to or address either OF the othe
Company
X. SASS, ST. Louis, Missouri
ID. A. STEWART Freight Agent, Pittsburgh,
GLARkEA co, Transfer Agents, -
I'll. W. BROWN a CO., Cine innati O.
k.e. hrlDRuM CO., Madison, Ind.
J. y. &0oRE. Louisv ilie, KY.
w ". AikhAh CO., Evansville lind.
CLARKE L. CO., Chicago, Ill.
W. q h. l.. LANGLEY ,Galiipolls %.
G.B. MEAL, farkersburg, Va.
HALL h CO., MARKETS.. u.
s. PIERCE d CO, GAINESVILLE o.
M'DoWELL h colin Portsmouth, %.
X A'NEELY, Maysvile, KY.
J.p. JOHNSON Ripley, u.
John TODD, Covington, Ky.
G.. j.. HEATON, Cleveisnd, o.
H. q. MELDRUA, GAnl Travelling Ag,Hor
he South an4Mest.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1862-07-17

PArsox BRowsIow on YAscrY.-
Patsou Brownlow was received with
enthusiasm IN New York. He made q
spicy speech, repeating in chief. The
points Of his Western speeches, but
giving a new sketch Of personal appear
sncs as follows:
Bat few weeks prior 10 the last
election, they announced the great bell
weather of the rebellion, the frst two
letters Of whose name were ". L. Yam.
cey. llsughter would speak in vieks-
burg. This Yaneey was psfdoued out
OF South Carolina prison. where he
was incareersted for numbering his
uncle. When Yaneey got on the stand
he asked: as Parson Brownlow heres'
Yes, he is here.' Il hope.' said he,
that the Parsoa will have nerve enough
to come upon the platform No. no.
said the Secessionists--the Breckenridge
feIlers. (Applsuse.) We had four
tickets during the last Presidential elec-
tion. The Bell and Everett was
Kangaroo ticket, with all the strength
in the hind legs. (Applause.) He
opposed Lincoln. but when Lincoln was
fairly elected it was the duty Of every
patriot and true man to bow to the will
Of the people. Well, ne went on the
stage, and the following dialogue took
place between himself and Mr.. Ysneey:
Yancey--'Are you Parson Brown
lows
Brownlow--'I am the only man on
earth. sir. that sleeps in bed
Yancey--'Don't you think, sir, that
you are badly employed as preacher:
a man Of your cloth dabling in politicsY'
Brownlow--Well, sir, distinguish
ed member Of your party you are work.
ing with, once took Jesus Christ up into
a mountain, (roars of laughter) and
said. Look at the Kingdoms OF the
world; all this will l give thee if thou
wilt fall down and worship me- The
answer in reply to the devil is my reply
to you, Get thee behind me Satan
Irather expected to be Knocked down,
but l stood with my right side next him,
and Derringer in my left pocket. and
I made up my mind that il l went of
one side, he should go off the other.--
| then said to him, You should get a
little more information before laughing
out about preachers. Isaac Lewis, the
president Of your meeting IS an old,
Methodist preacher, one
Of Buchanan's pensioners. (Great
laughter.) Are you aware, sir, that
this gentleman on my left is one Of the
Breckinridge electors Of this Congress
sional district, and was turned out Of
the Methodist Ministry for whipping
his wife and slandering his congrega-
ton. (Renewed laughter.) Sir. are
you aware that this man sitting in front,
Col. Landon c. Haines, an elector on
the Breckinridgs ticket in Tennessee,
was expelled from the Methodist Minis
try for lying and cheating his neighbors
in measure (Roars long and pro-
lOnged.)
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1862-07-17

~ A person In company speaking
Of gentleman not remarkable for his
suaVity, said he did not like his man.
ners. "His mannersl" cried lady, 81
never knew he had any"
~Many a philosopher who thought
he had an exact knowledge Of the
whole human race has been miserably
cheated in the choice Of wife.
~"I never betrayed friends con-
fdence," said one lady to another, BY
way of insinuation. Every true," was
the answer. "for you was never en-
trusted with it."
~ Idleness. timidity, or shame,
may keep US within the bonds Of duty;
and virtue run away with the honor Of it..
~ A confectionery at the south
end advertises broken hearts for thirteen
cents poundl
EE The farmer is a conqueror who
wins victories upon important fields
at the point of the ploWshare.
Vanity, o, VanityI We saw dust
man stop the other day to have his coat
brushed. -
The devil has work enough for all
his friends. but be pays their wages on
ly in fuel.
Why is it unpleasant to have carrion
near? Because it makes an offal smell.
Benefits grow old betimes, but inju.
ries are long livers.
The man who would try to stab .
ghost would stick at nothing.
An able and immortal writer sins In
his grave. corrupting others while be is
rotting HIMSELF
"Pa, how many legs has a ship"
"a ship has no legs, my child
"Wby pa, the paper says she draws
twenty feet, and she runs before the
wind"
The Union soldiers will be able to
stand the summer better than the rebels.
for they have agrester talent at keeping
cool. z --F ..r,
Praises are valuable only when they
come from lips that have courage to
condemn.
E "Hog or dog. that's The ques-
Iion," as Robinson said when be sat
down to 3 plate Of fried saussges.
E A naval friend Of ours says
'rhe most rational proceeding on
board Of ship is serving out the pro-
visions"
E We ascertain the quality Of q
bell by ringing It. A young man bad
better ascertain the quality Of belle
before ringing her.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1862-07-17

VALUABLE REcIPEs.-To make q
nice jam--lay your head under des-
cending pile-driver.
To see if man is your friend-make
love to his wifel
To get the frost out OF your fingers
put them in hot water.
To see if girl is amiable--tear her
dress in ball room.
To keep yourself warm in bed-set
it on FIRE.
To be ahead of time-carry your
watch behind you. s-t
To see how hard a man strikes--tell
him he lies.
To keep poor relatives from troubling
you--commit suicide.
To keep from being dry--stand out
in the rain.
To do away with spectacles--put
your eyes out.
To have tarts for tea--let your wife
see you kiss the waiting maid. A sure
thing.
To prevent headache when getting
sober--keep drunk.
To tell if you love girl--have some
tallow headed chap go TO see her.
To see il a girl loves you-ask her.
like a man. q
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1862-07-17

FRANKLIN AsKrNG FOR WoRK.-Wben
a youth, Franklin went to London, en-
tered printing Office and inquired If
he could get employment.
"Where are you from7" asked the
foreman.
"America. was the reply.
"Ah," said the foreman, "from
AmericaI A lad from America seek
ing employment as a printer? Well.
do you really understand the art OF
printing? Can you really sci type7"
Franklin stepped up to one of the
cases. and in a very brief space Of
time, set up the following passage from
the first chapter Of John:
"Nathsniel said unto him, can any
good come out OF Nazareth? Philip
said unto him, come and see."
1t was done so quickly, so accurate
ly, and contained a delicate reprooi SO
appropriate and powerful, that It at
once gave him character and standing
with the whole Office.