The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1862-11-15
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E1AANlsPlK1 ON TnH LOOSE.
CAsADY, 23d Oct. 1869.
! Hsev inseEaitihls i things somstimes-
Especially whss yoa den't sss il
- ~ ysty tins who's GOT IL the dark
osss q ossastisty starvation On one side,
. ! shs niger wsisin fer No On tssAer-i
whss svsl he ssrslsss vault Of the great
sppsrdunis sprsAd cot shove Ne, we're
epsks y grinssan with no hole 10 it-svsn5
thsn dslivsrasee was y hand.
jest ~ overstraised mater sas beginning
to unkyls, and Vas % the pint Of fallisa
into the clovis embrace Of the pigger an
askin her t. "rosk Ne to sleep" | received
letter from ny friend Trenendoous Train,
Who il rsconstructin Fasooil Hall and 70.
paiusin Bunker HilI-appoi ne bic dep
srty for the two ausdies-ineludin Labber-
door and the Gut Of Kansas, with salary
Of one third of ny airnens.
OF course ! cat the niger At opct, ] pit.
eed the forlorn euss an broke the matter ten
dsrly, fashioned 20 slsnderly.
'Lsok hers-you onnistigssed lie Of Flip
shun darkness" says l, ''yoar Ebony, sure
enough, but Of you was gofsr wood, like
wise preeioss stuss, IN inlaid with the pa.
rental mother Of al the parls Of Golsoshy,
I'd sooner touch skunk.
eco ter, you precious old lump Of
doup.trodden hunanisy-bein likewise q
woman an ssisssr'-look 1t ne! an ] . like
y subject to uoite my destinies with dar-
ter Of Hem, Sham, an Abednego: 'Doss
the eagle mix bis impsrisus destiny with the
crew p" says l. . |
s'Look 1t me-" says !, foldsn the old
blanket she'd lent ne rsound my manly pro-
portions like Roman togus. sWishin
these ere folds 10 ipshrined . representative
Of the frssst and almightiest nation between
Eastport and shutdown! Go away, niger,
would We had never met. THE last link 10
broken which baound me to thse.' Hence
fored nv motter 10 Axslsir. Pm deputy
train, a-runnin through .: pictsrsqe count.
~, with sleepin ears attached, an moderate
sharges. Niger, farewell.
"spd offer thee this hand of nins,' but
nv bleedin country calls, and Pm
comm father Abraham besides there's .
priory attachment.
s'Darter Of the Pyramids, Grand ditto Of
Cbsops, an cousin Of the SphiDxss, l co."
Here sushin like tear glisssned In her eye,
- fondly thought, (it afterwards proved
to hev bin in mine,) an hastepsd to add !:
30 susanah don't you cry for me.
I'm bound to be . Trainer in tas army or"
But as didn't rightly know whether it was
the one army or tothsr, l didn't finish the
line, least should give offence to the wrong
party an thereby injurs the cause; 90 to
raound ny period and make the sentence
full and aowin, impervissd thus:
"FsrweIl to thee; Araby's darter."
turned wavin graceful ado, when sutbin
broke. "There goes the poor critters heart"
says TO myself. "You've gone and done
it now, you gay deceiver," says l, spostro'
phisin the fuss person singular:
cone more unfortuniv.
kashly imp0rternit."
has bin an burst her bilsr. The sentiment
WAS wasted, however, twas only the coliap.
sin Of aus in her corsets, caused BY the
irrspressible son6ict Of tumultuous emo
tions. SsI6sbly speakin, wish it had been
her::hsart. The horrid critter lit on me like
wild cat. She clasped ne to her faithful
buzsum till my ribs cracked sgin. The gret
rarslin match atween F. James, the 8. Man.
chester Pet" and R. Dhu, the "Ssotian
Squezer," for the champions belt, was but
shild's play to this.
According to tho account in tho Sperit
Of tie Times, one of tho bottle holders in
the forrin tussle says to Jemes, "Jemss,"
says he, .. .........
No wsman's arms 10 raound thee threwn,"
That mases all the difference in the world.
jim vas lucky. Eff he'd SIGH pair of black
ones a. languisbed in till my face he'd an
affinity of color for hern, raound him, he'd
never got that belt. wonst Rugged . bar
up in old Oxford, till bis eyes aew aout of
their sockets, one arter tother, like wads
from pop gun, bot the niger vas . high
pressure bore constructor, an when she'd
left me, and buttsd me aout of the settle
ment, Was % fat as an inch board, 40
hev he'd spine in my back ever since.
] enclose . copy IF my first poster:
A a.s No. l.
asesa A CHALLENGE
I, Ethan Spike, P. B., Departy Train BY |
appointment, also ASS by mater.
To oil the world, newfoundland and the
rest Of mankind, grsetin: a@za
propose to dissecs alnost everything.
lot. Twill show that the late lamsntsd G |
Robti,g 10 actually dead.
I'd. That he Was killed and mortially
wounded in some vital part or parts no.
known, with sticks, stoans, blundsrbudgings,
also with deadie weepns.
Sd. That Charles Sunner shot him with
. bootjsck. r. K
4th. That Horace Greedy buttsd him to
death With bic naughty bald head.
5th. That Gov. Andrew seen hin die
With his cruel eys9
9th. That John Van Burenfuns the bell,