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Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25
January 30, 1860.

PFOTORAL SYRUP IL had been troubled with acougb
and c6ld tor several Neeksso bad It that could not
Sleep had the advice and prescriptions from three oi
the the city, whom could name but DO
no 40 40. nnally procured bottls Of your Peotoral
9yrup, which cured me entirely. signed,
J. W. BlM0NT0N,
:tLAberty street, Pittsburgh, Pa, Jan. 9, 1890.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

n .iI uUNHi i@e'
e &ShiENIGIiI
9932:' 9E32' DISCOVERY
~ OF TIE AGE.
MA. KENNEDY, OF ROxnURY,
m has discovered In ono Of our common pasture weeds
q remedy that cures
Every Kind Of Humor,
The worst sorofula down to common Pimpla
he has tried tin over eleven hundred cases. and ney
or faed except In two cases, Doth thunder humor He
ih value, ali within twenty mlics Of Boston.
fwo bottles are warranted to cure nursing sore
mouth. lu.l lH.D.B 7l
One 70 thrss bottle, will curo the worst kind Q; Pimplss
TWO or three bOttIss will clear the system OF bilss
Two bottles are warranted to cure the worst canksT In
ths mouth or stomach.
three o avs bottles arc warranted to cure the worst
kind Of hRyBipelA.
One 70 two bottles arc warranted to all humOr
tho Eyes.
Two bottles are warranted 10 cure running the car
and blotches among the hair.
Four to sx bottles warranted TO cure corrupt and
RAINING ulcers.
One bottle will cure sCaly eruption Of the skin.
Two or three bottles are warranted TO cure The wsrst
Two or tbrsn hott,es are warranted IN ouys the raolt
A..neyats ca.s AZ yhsnmatim. = I
Thres 10 four botlea arc to cure
Five to eight bottles Will cure the worst case Of scro'
benent &c always experienced from the hrst botis,
aksn - :
RoxBuRY, MAse.
psAR mADAsIhe % ,ep9tauon OF tne meuCai ...as ~
nsneo y me unanimous voice OF All VINO nase cse. ~
o.. .g IA ~ oa o n
the country are unsnlmousi in its praise.
In presenting me meaicai gsoovery 70 youi nO;co,
Nv y WIN IN .un nnvwiouso ~, " AZ .h. s,op po.V hih
NV uVsnb 81, eau o..s - 49,, - M, st s-a,, ~
".t yGa e ~ 70 nnhe AnA' must
uSsa'0 W ~ en anoouonAso mouaeI,
, 90 ,.,...,s, ,o,- 49, ,.un., = r.,,o,.a
70 ia natural sweetness and your babe from short and
ireul maps to calm and sweet slumbes and ne Medical
discovery becomes puntan OF blessing 70 yc'i
ana hcusenoIo. enoIo.,...,
OANk EA sI
Itertends 70 the stomach causing "a
80. -. go .,.,..s, r., =. n.
intsstlues and
KIDN ERS
creating sinking gone feeling, and sn indifference eVet
to he cares Of youf family.
Your stornachir
RAW AND IMPLANTED,
your food distresses you, ana yoa can only taKe
kinds, and even o mat your ystem coca not gs. sA
the eanker eats hup then your conPlexiGp iOss' ia
ploom ana becomes saow snu SLee.h, Az & Jul ys ~
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

srKuBrwnLs, o., March Il, 1858
have used Dr. Keysers Cough syrup for bad cough
OF several years standing, and eheerully sAy It II
The best medicine for the that have taken.
J.W. PRIOu
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

..sroP rHATp0uaHING."-H canI do itr "eo
10 Ksypers on Wood street and &c. bottle Of bis Cough
Pectofal and II that don't you your case must be
dssperate indeed.r This specimen OF the coloquy
onc hears almost every day In cold catching periods OF
fuIiy concur In the advisers sdmoninon above, for
have tried the "Pectoar In amost stubborn case. With
enre success Near two weeks ago We went TO Pittsburgh
with one Of the most distressing, contrary mnlisn un
suhusbie couRhs We ever experienced since advent
upon this mundane sphere. We coughed steadily and
laboriousy for one whole week, In hopes OF H'0 oH
but Il was no 70. In fact seemed rather TO have I'M
nTuyed by praece and 10 have acquired poten
cy and disreesbfp BY the operation. In this atage
tie sege We oou hed way 70 Keysers, l4o Wood b.
procured hfy cent bottle Of the Pectoral;' took
aocordor 70 directions and fortyeght hours we were
matter Of the held the enemy having Internationally
surrendered after brief but unequal conflict with 80
formidable an adversary aa KeyseI's famous Cough
Psctoral. - DroaonsvtNs CVtfpsr' Dec' H. iSSs'
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

UII INVITE ATrRNTpN to some Of the most sr
cures By my Ia.sa+
PICTORIAL SYRUP. a
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25
lPlHa IM THE R0WTLs. AVN WINE OOLIo

CRmENa OhOAKD AND BASQIEES
- NEW gTYLBe--Ha 4 SON, No. 8 South
Hig resi hnEa luat 0penpd nsW styles 81 clafB og-
oulkn. nkteu1 and eAeaOns, mede N the neuest and
most etyllsh manner. Also, Snpefb8 Pain
hantll1l Ard on1aulnr T1W lnDnb
Is. p.kaA6 n n 5 SmaHrrNGg ArD
q :. 8 M. 81 .ssss.
SEibS5'ytsE ,iiast ~ = sd.'e 4, ,'H 1is,,,.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

The following ApDaEss and PL,TPoRM were
anAuimoualy adopted BY the Democratic s;ase
Convention which was held 10 the city Of Co
lumbus, on the Fourth dag Of July. 1862:
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

They are ct home, and any ono who has doubts can In
qurs Of the person Who have been cured byIt
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

DIR. KlYBER Ia PREPARED AT ANY TIMR TO
EXAMINE LUNGS WITHOUT OHARGH, FOB ALL
TH0Al WHO NEED HIS MEDICINES.
Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1862-07-25

SCHOOL COMMISSIONERS OF OHIO.
No. Rsv. Anson 6nytA, Oommissioaer Of Common
Schools N OHIO.
The Dictionary d an imperIihAble monument to the
learning and industry i author, and honor TO the
world Of letter. The mechanical execution ID far supe
ror to that Of any other Lexicon with which am
quAintsd."
Nom Hoa H. n. Barney. NJ Obmns!Ssioner Of
Schools IN OAio.
"Ths most reliable standard authority Of the Ian
guage."
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In lis correspondence both Foreign and Domestic the
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ITALIAN BEES.

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'A'Egas SVGDRRlRDe
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FOR
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fnE WORLD has now teen in existence 1or a ii;tt-
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anC Influence which has only beel e4ua eG by
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For The coming !carno lahor eXseu'c will be spare',
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BEST NEWSPAPER IN AMERICA,
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c "ti"' OF ne NaF' WAh economy but W'.n 'eehtes
Vi or fi federal property i. reao} cred aa'. r..ea
trsusie-
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a <'JM}LNIE HLSTORT OF TIE Ir.4L
jro" aa| 70 d'y a1:t r. mont. 10 month
"a iilr "ct~t. aaa sem..Wec.l. eG,;urs q. u.
.. prI1, ~.po..~;ls, sarge spsc~ VII u: eiycq IL
GEICULTUNE
a..d a ~ ne at,..''rnc,t~ or
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The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-08-30
WI. 80 -.fEss K: .st:a ~ gEs' .4s

ll1E PILLS AND PHOENIX BITTEEs
~ tSE GEHtNiNE3 nave nov been before f,e or1
i'3 cr period OF tlr ~ years and during t.o ,,s
o. the globe tor Their e..t.aorGinacv 2nd irCrae;,rf
power OF restoring perfect h-a.tL 10 .eIslrs s,fr,
Ma"ef nearly exc KIND ,t'aasr 10 ich hnna, Gasi
Ihe 9}..Iowiag arc agon2 The distressing variety vt
human diseases .n WhichtGa
VE%1I Il BE L1E'E zrsI.iJ! rC,,TtTrg2
Dir%rsiA, by thoroughly ceaosI,y to ->t an .e.r, q,
Stlmat!s &Hd creating lo" OF pure he:lthy bile i.-
sTtad a the stale md acrid kind: Fla.nacy los O.;
appetite heartburn hGaoache, NaseSS,!e~s ifcra,a,
hhlii'b L. guar ond eaHcho.y, Nhjch art tho !e,
tf'i SYMPTOMS q CysprpSia, VIII yarjs nAtur.}
Conf&Nas asa, by cleansing the whole trg y! Of te i,
tettres wtH ,oNeDt process aud yriinTui yiopnrr
all yolcut p2rges leave the bowels cot.ye within w
days
-, FFs .: "l kinds y restoring tho booi TO reg
uIa rircuat;0n through TIE process ai r2aoirat0n In
, obstruction ii utHeTP
The Life Medicines have been known to cure pn,i,,o,
,r penaneniiy II three week,. ard ii ,t in hG!s ti
ume by removing loea nlariatiou from the muscle.
and iLa,nens OF NE JOINTS
huOPsIEs Of al Kinds by 1reaIng and lra1,yth.ui,,
the kidneys and bladder they operate d.isnttnt
Oh these Important organs, and hence have ever tse
onr certain Iened- ivl the worst eases of Gr,yuj
also WORMS. y disiodsing if the Grl.ugs oE thi-
btwes the sliuy matter to whlcE these creatures ndhcr
SGugvY ULCERS and invetelata Sores by The rrrli,r
parity WIch these Lie Medicines to the blood aNt ala
the hamOrs.
SCoRBuro FRupr1oNs and bad Compexion4 by their
Alternative eject upon he fluid III lec the skin and
the morbid state Of which occasions all eruptva com
pIoinS, sal ow cio"dy and other disagrecabl complies
onS.
The Of hese Pills :or a very short time WIFI etFs-.
an entire cue ct Saly kheum ana striking improve.
mtnt in The clearness OF The skin Common Colds aDt
iniuenza vi always he cured by one doe, Or two ~
the worst cOSe9
TILES The original proprietor OF these medicine,
Life Medicines alone
FEvEe AND AcrE.- For this scourge Of the Western
country these Medicines viii be i.luad a safe, sroedv
thtrn M Uici Ina
The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-08-30

Who wants Good Head Of Hair? Use
Mrs Wilson's 1a.v Rege1erator and
Hair Dressing.
The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-08-30

IN p)LIlCs, ine World Is jndePendtHt- nut ner'y
reHt'a "iH reyer tnd itself 10 par. .etNiCe Dut
wn HIP the good and expose the had Of al iariia..
pr mor&}itv sic4diSst adherence -
! -
The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-08-30
Rav.U. v. II CLAIR Great Tails, N. II.
MRS. WILSON'S
G o G 0 a. II Ut OIL
HAIR DRESSING:

Mrs. Wilson's lair Dressing is put up in large bottles
and rcails for 81 cts per bottle, and for dressing tic
hair Of aty person, young old, there is no. equal in
the world It will make the hair everything You wish it
to be, and moreover it has perfume that is infinitely
superior any Of the fashionable extracts, either foreign
American, which alone should entte it a place on
every ladv's toilet table.
se the Rcgencrator before retiring at night, and
in the morning apply little OF the Dressing and vour
hair will be lclikc in color and beauty.
Use nothing your hair bat these preparu tons. and
these according to directions and warrant you
good healthy head Of hair.
Manufactured and sold at wholesale by Henry p Will
& Co., Manchester, N lI,to whom all letters should
be addressed.
l.. L. PIERCE,
WbrJaSsfo Ia avrS Eafasl k1an%
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12
VOL. 6. NO. 6
The Arrest of Ingersoll---Plain talk from
q Republican Paper.

The New York World, q republican newspa-
per is outraged by the systematic attempt to
stihe free speech and a free press. 1t actually
published the ''treasonable'' speech Of Mr. In
gresoI and makes these singing observations
Wepublish elsewhere the speech delivered by
Charles j. Ingersoll, at the Philadelphia Demo-
cratic meeting on Saturday last for which he
has been arrested by order of the Government.
1t no doubt contains world of incendiaiy and
disloyal matter, or else he would have been ar
rested; but great many honest people will
He expresses a doubt as TO the wisdom and hon
esty of the administration, it is true but then
Horace Greely and Wendell Phillips have done
the same thing in a fifty7fold more offensive
manner--yct the one offender receives respect
ful letter signed GA. Lincoln" and the other is
sent TO jail.
1t is an nextraoriinary spectacle which weha7-
witnessed for the last year-a free people, the
freest on earth, tenacious of their rights, impe-
rious for the largest liberty, quietly submitting
to the suspension of their rights and liberties,
to restricted freedom of the press, the suspen-
sion Of the writ Of habeas corpus, imprisonments
without trial, liberations without reparation.
The President of the United States and his
advisers will terribly mistake the temper Of the
American people, the secret of their submission
to, of their demand for, these stretches of exec
utive power, if they presume or act upon the
presumption that they will tolerate them for any
other end whatever than the suppression Of the
rebellion,
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12


foundation of that organization, which in
the year 1901, swept away every vestige of
an administration, which too long had cum
bered-the fair earth with its fell presence,
and which to-this day, is only remembered
as the synonym Of all that is despicable,
and the counterpart Of all that savors Of
blinded folly.
Sixty-one years have slowly rolled their
wonted course down the slope Of time, since
Thomas Jefferson laid the foundation Of that
party, which by its liberal policy, made A.
merica a happy and an honorcd nation; the
sacred hand which alike inscribed the glori-
Gus Declaration of Independence, and laid
the corner stone Of Democracy, has long
since blended with its kindred dust; but
the ''self-cvident truths" which compose the
one, and the hallowed principles which are
the pride and glory of the other, are as i'm
mortal as the soul which gave their birth.
-Four times tince its creation, has the Dem
ocratic party been stricken to The earth by
the mailed hand Of ruthless error: thrice
has it arisen with renewed energy, and as
serted it's rights to direct the destinies Of a
ressive people; and if the signs of the
times admit Of an Interpretation, its undaunt-
ed crest will soon again confront its natural
antagonist, as in days of yore. The same
fanaticalideas which waYred against its birth
will be arrayed to stay its further progress /;
the same blind devotion to concentrated and
centralized power, beneath the weight of
which tba once fair nauln of dams sank
to merited dishonor, has become the policy
of dear, good, easy Abraham Lincoln, and
if Democracy exhibits but a 1.-THE of the Vi
tality imbibed in its inception, in the histo-
ry Of the second President, the sixteenth
may read his own. Meanwhile, if Demo-
Gratis desire to be known as the political
children of Thomas Jefferson, they must
do as did their father. What he did is q
matter Of history.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12

MRs. PARrlNGToN AGAIN -'sDo you think
people are troubled as much with tleabottomary
now, doctor, rs they used TO be before they dis
covered theanti-bug bedsteadw asked MrslPar-
tington of doctor of the old school who at
tended the family where he was staying. 'Phle-
botomy, madam" said the doctor gravely, Sis
a remedy, NOT disease" ".Well, well" replied
she, mo wonder one gets 'em mixed up. there
is SO many of 'em. We never heard in old times
of trousers in the throat, or cmbargoes in the
head, or neurology all over us, or CONSERVATION
in the bowels, as We do now a days. But it's
an ill wind that don't blow nobody good and
the doctors flourish on it like green baiae tree
But of course they don't have anything to do
with it, they can't make 'em come or 60" Z
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12

The increased number of persons in New
York wearing thesober livery of the respecta-
bic but unmilitary society of Friends seems to-
have suggested the following episram:
Old Abe's magician whose talent extends
Fen to making an army Of shakers;
For his late drafting order has made ''troops of
Friends" & ho4
In fact, filled the city with Quakers ..
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12

Said an old preacher once, 'Fclow-sinncrs,,
if you were told that by going to the top of
those stairs yonder pointing toa riclsety pair
at one end Of the clrirch) you. might secure
your eternal salvation i really believe hardly
any Of you would try it. But letany manpro-
claim there was five hundred dollars up there
for you, and I'll be bound there would be such
a getting up stairs as you never did see.'' eaaea
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12

A COSTLY BLUNDER.--A saloon. keeper in
Cleveland, in the scarcity of change, conceived
the idea of issuing tickets ''good for one drink
to regular customers, when he couldn't change
their money. In printing the tickets, the print
er made mistake, as the saloon keeper discov-
cred to his cost after distributing large amount
of them. The ticket read 'good for one drank."
A number of two-fsted drinkers, who got ho Id
of some of the tickets, have been indulged in a
series of drunks ever since, greatly to the pecu-
mary loss of the s'salooner."
eE'TnE right man in the right place A hus-
band at home in the evening.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12
Abolition Disunionism.

The abolitionists continue to curse and revile
the Union as much as ever. The Chicago Ii1-
buae of August 18th ult., says:
"IKhat means tbs talk abort restoring the Union
as ii ras? There can be no Union as it was
until the Confscalion Act is erased from the
Statutes; that's certain. THE UNION ASIT
WAS WILL NEVER BLESS THE VISION
OF ANY PRO-SLAVERY FANATIC OR
Observation-Disclosures, ANDIF New
Err OUGHT TO, 1T IS A THING OF THE
PAST, HATED OF EVERY PA fRIOT,
AND DESTINED NEVER TO CURSE AN
HONEST PEOPLE OR BLOT THE Pa
GES OF HISTORY AGAIN. The act con-
fscating the property and freeing the slaves Of
traitors will not be repealed!'
We could fill one entire page each week, from
this till the 2d Tuesday of October. with just
szass
and papers. But we don't choose TO oecupyt too
much space with such trash; for the true char
acter of these Northern disunionists is becom-
ing pretty well known.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12

A MATRIMONIAL CARD.-I have lived solitary
long enough; ] want somebody to talk at, quar-
rel with, then kiss and make up again There
fore l am open to proposals from young ladies
and widows of more than average respectable
ity, tolerably tame in disposition, and hair OF
any color but red. As nearly as can judge of
myself am not over eighty nor under twenty
five years of age. | am sound in limb and on
the ngger question; am very correct in my NOR
ais and first rate at nine pins; have arespect for
the Sabbath, and never drink only when invited.
Am domestic animal, and perfectly docile
when shirt buttons are all right If possess
a predominating virtue, it is that of forglvlng
every enemy whom deem it hazardous TO ham
die. Money is no object, as never was trou-
bIed with any and never expect to be.
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12

"Do you keep nails here?' asked q sleepy
looking lad walking into hardware store, the
other day. ~.
"Yes," replied the gentlemanly proprietors
"We keep all kinds of nails what kind and
how many will you hayea8 a.spp
sWell," said the boy sliding toward the
door, s.Ill take pound of finger nails and q
bout pound and half Of toe nails
The Bedford gazette. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1805-current, 1862-09-12

n5rDANIEL WEBSTER said: s'Small is the sum
that is required to patronize a newspaper, and
amply repaid is its patron, care not how hum
bic and unpretending the Gazette he takes. 1t
is scarcely impossible to fill sheet without put
ting into it something that is worthy the SUBJ
scription price. Iwell remember what mark
ed difference there was between those who had
access to some good newspapers and those who
had not. Other things being equal, the first
were always superior to the last in debate, COM
position and general intelligence"