The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1862-07-17
THE PACIFIC
Commercial Advertiser.

Quad. las the fI'.l|E A4A hAtL.lNy A'F'-
o.mm.uc- Of Noble 90 the Appropriation b'' PRINT
81 ia te las, P.,yu.,ila, perhaps never appeared
before nor since ia the annals u legislation
The comic minority comes first The serious
m.i9uty follow after. The longest "inded comes in
q whole length ahead.
Let ~, .mu-e ourselves by reviewing them in order.
The first i = very willy document, evidently iEcu-
L,,e.i With great labor, setting forth to the best posi-
BE advantage oil the craftsmanship. scholarship,
patriotism, philanthropy and piety, Of which the
Distinguished author has to congratulate himself that
he IS possessed
We are happy TO acknowledge that its browning
,xcelIeucies are great length, a great show Of learn
ing, and an easy RESPONSIVENESS, which does not tire
the render by any tedious reasoning
Considering IT. distinguished source, its modesty Is
most remarkable. Such Difference TO the judgment
If the Honorable Representatives., such respect for
their honesty II intention, are truly refreshing IN one
who Ia. occasion to regard himself as 30 immelsura-
bly, their superior. that he might have graciousIy
conIe-cendeI TO tell them plainly that they we're q
g pesky pack Of fools with the reasonable expecta-
ton that tEey would thank him for the compliment.
The first happy lit which the LOJie Minister makes
Is his special plea for a high salary for himself and
his compatriot- in the Cabinet, on the ground that
only by such liberiIity can tine Government hope to
enjoy the services of GENTLEMEN. Loafers may be
ready 10 serve for the honor Of the thing, since they
have "A character to make craftsmanship, scholar
ship, aud every kindred qualification, may be secured
for = tir eqrIyaIeut-but down with the dust If
you want gentlemen
Accepting this valuable hint, we suggest that Gov
eminent advertise for u patent dOubIe-action geHteei-
Ousfer, with fashion plates annexed, and that =" after
TWO years, the salaries be graduated according to
the degree Of genti.ity in each Office holder, $4,000,
being the maximum Tor an \ | model gentleman
B4- the noble Minister very rhIurutty aHi di-iut-reSt8ly
~, 49, Tr.re, rmr ,t.r,f r. rrri
CHAR th-y arr obliged TO entertain the foreign representative 81
tn~ United state 81 -lner- and "i Great Britain and really It's
a lm -I'%T i. W y T T- E,.srI \ hy a. n T T5'.i - If 5a y mn ran ag g ~
hill s,v-rum-uL For hoS cen a seHtI man rated at only
=EouJ boz eSP-ctei {, eat aui drink, tIrh about, with gentlemen
Puyd--- Of importing their stores and liquors free, Will the
frrl-r la, q, pay high duties VINO ever heard of gentlemen
1.'lE treated s" stability Have the members OF the Lower
Hgu-= no barrels COT CDnpiss'"nJ nor st"maets either
Of this entertainments II foreign representatives "A a hardship.
From al such hardship the Marsha. is free, Tor he is not
expected to alternate with " to entertain Foreigners OF Dip!o-
Again, c1u,e-7-uI.ue To compare great things with small, ne
say, nor is the anomaly less in that part Of the apProPri
tuou Din me" ts pE IN x1H = - = 5 pi ML ," ~, ~ r az nh b ~ II
M Stim ms ~ VIII !" As-,Ln - Gs 'lt'Tn nmssi
parent when we consider that a captain, though in this case
a mere -teer-man, i subjected to peculiar har ship. ina-much
a. aI captains 81 Government vessels are supposed to ~ gan
With thu worthy Minister W. can -ay. our eyes hung out, and
we u.IuA from some cause We can see double when y re e such
Bus TIE Ninis;rr's = Fortr is the War DEPARTMENT and hers
he mts-s ous strong case against them, by showing how
br-crles pocket s4,553 ami 10 cents, and put it into the other,
Co orIer W. -uppos- that the Government might the better keep
rs h'L'ncr AMI %" 'r hgn'rtp- REPRESENTATIVES, WIN CHAR
HcterIsuc stupidity or something worse. refuse the said breaches
nnl,a-y LEM
The iheory Of the noble and astrte Minister is, that money
Once appropriated AMI accommodating in any Department. no
Lngrr uerugS 70 the Government. hut To- the head of that De-
Ilyguueut in it, hour u need hut only on condition that It
gr in ~ habit II .-ttiur tI.ir af,frs a = i,tI. mis-II ,"
Ea4TprfIuZ the auuruIrtrIpu Of 30 apiece q each u the
-Four volunteer companies, he very wHuly remarks that, cor
sulyrus that almost all the Sad four companies are spirited
young gentlemen, in good social position, the UNDERSIGNED b.
' r's1 ntL : on ItTi' IN uu "L ,- ,.nI' ~hntI
ury 4lJ'-.y an rgspse't"ny - tr, -le1 = m-'Er alSI,"L
W r-.p-rttary suggest that the worthy Minister might
MAKE thi, statement still more conclusive by SOME fine morning
~ r-- each man on parade - 50 auI seeing how many would
IuI-rI it is a sorry shame that these companies should he
youn- gentlemen worth 5000 a-ycar a. B.-our cook i one
7- military tV Whenever De j. on parade. though We must say
We newer Suew him O. refuse : 50 when "n-r~tJ
surely ur~r spirited men should be paid high salaries FOR
playing soldier ou thr ground that ttey are gentlemen For-o
nur l- t- people have a constitutional government which gives
them a yot- AM q voice fu che public affairs. there j. EuIc Ian
gr q any internal c'mmoti'u requiring an army to suppress it.
a saa.1, Il qulkyrs in broad b11mTi hat. and shadE-ieiici
coasts. would De- u quite as much service : all these pojfeI
Th- H'u1r'ht- H'ua- ~t another -orI thrl-hfnr for not hrv-
5I= more rH-rert fr certain parties connected With another de
F'r,,m.r t rr--nt-i over "y thr -I'ulI- beaded " Minister
'l.I' "l,u-. ~ ~. y,nt,s.,a am ''ty ass I, b. paul
farmruy os tb- Hau---
Ir IS W-u AMI truly r-mlrE~I that ~ Il = only known To-
DC k.a- and 90 DIS A"i'rr-; how much 81 the reputation u
H.+NI J~ry 8 t''e--um-ut. rut how mtGv --rtP-- from foreign
aggression trr owing o. the hlsL character. high social stand
r-- zeal ia III Ng-ty- --rst-r. AMI recovering hburs Of the
h = 4ap.u4 Fr--.-a Agents"
ru. f.t yltt H1r'iy save rH- KIM and his Ministers knows
anything lf ru- vlfIs Us tI--- services. o. prlhtNI. tho r-l.ru
uUy u- POI asa.l- IITt- rIFI-Ht -h- stage bills Ulu-G said
'....f- pas .Yr rts vH IuI.lHu-- 80 t- documents AMI dispatches
from our tHr-u H.-r- stlIIII--ttT ntYr- Khan thr-- services ARE
v..-. NV chat -I- mistake D. Corrected, AMI il is ri,Tfy
...r- Ilsr utIf vl.Ill.- services try have r-IIrr-i. -
IG-.ly sa, Boo paid cash a -lLtry as liberal a. tlIt paid t1
Hrl.r rsHtsuTF4.
IT, however. rb- uuI- iu tie treasury should mo- De- sufficient
o. Ev-surl Hur $4,000 a y-lr.iti- v-ry -lr-wiIy -u.--~r-i by
tH- Minister tut usI. Lrt.ucy may i- made up 90 -eiecr tt1uS.r
- Uh-I J- rewards uf msrt are hi-Ily appreciated" or what
De- Lil-- t-tr dizzy m-I-ey,l D. worthy of the L-h reward n
being --vl-i % th- Hawaiian Ii1u>-of Peers Nay. my Lord
Robert mt.e nos ulsu- hlupr- t1 chap
A-r t- u1t rlrm-i t=tt the District judges are gentlemen.
che Minister very properly insists tMtt they should have no sal
ary lt lI, but -h,GuI I-pruI upon their fees \ capital plan 4
Tor Jla~-, among other reasons .
I-r- I- ~Ht then De- th- interest Of the JuI-- O. favor the gSu-
r.H.H Nh1 cu pay tn- fees. rather than the g11i-Mruo:Lsug
Nl-tuIl vhl g. tu poor % pay
- r. ut ~HFF 70 c.um-uttIl- Iuleu-u hence % such ur-c--
dents ~ ~. SCI before u 90 thr experience of England 4uI
ARE petit uuE tr the removal Df feed magistrates auI te a-
pHirJl-I- 90 --pauiIry judges
ST. Bu- chiefly = &c desirable To have these JUICES paid by
ices Iacl t- 90 SIS 70 -r-I- stroke 1f economy. by which tL- tsN--
collected FROM che people are divided 1mluE gentlemen, while
te justices are sent directly t. the people "a collect an crtrg
Tar ir their own support
w propose o. amend by putting al the government officers
Orb Che SUM category requiring them - collect their living by .
Cl-r vt- from tIu-- who wish Co employ them anil 50 have
tL- most Economical 8ui equitable government on earth. in .
which e'rh u11 shall pay for = much u the government ~ he
luS occasion % u-.
The L.l.rths Minister deserves special commentator for
the aIl-aI~ with which he comes % Jhe defense Of thr much
abused AMI de,-stsI law To- mitigate
Hr justly administers a ~rIthu- r-huke % those ignorant
fA|- IN rha lnNar " Us XLI-ar .=-a- LID ~L- HL LEr-s Q.