St. Cloud Democrat. [volume] (Saint Cloud, Stearns County, Minn.) 1858-1866, 1862-11-06
FROM A WARD.

FROM A WARD. IT,. -.
Tr':s,af z q. s.e:: go. "a n:.-r'.' s:..1
From va.;,y Fsir.
The red u.s Of the. forest Was torm'ly
. very respectful person. Justice to the
noble abeoryxioe warrants a'e IN sayiu'
! that rigs.tu<riy he vas . majestic cuss.
At the tine Chris. arrove On these
stores. q .liude to Chris. Columbus, the
savaja was virtoous aud happy. They
were innocent If secession, Yau, dra.'
pker, and sisfallue.< >gi"'A!ly. They
didn't discuss the shver, question ~ .
custom They had no Cougrsss, faro
banks, deliriun tremens, or !Sssociat d
i'ress. Their habits was consequently
good Lsse suPpes. dyspepsy, gas Com:
p.nies, thieves, ward politicians, pretty
w.iter-girls. aud other metropolitan mine.
a,sats we're a"knovn .uonk. them: NJ
savage in gaod standing would take r'st.
age s..wps. You cou!du't have bot 4
eoon skiu with barrel OF 'em. The. fe-
male Aboorygine never died Of consump-
siop, because rhe didu's tie her w.ist up
10 whsieboae things; but 10 Ioose aud
Aovin' g.rmin.s she bounded, with ssked
feet, over the hills aaj plains like the
| willand fristy antelope, It wss onlucky
| u,vu,ent for u when Chris. sot lis fr.,
On these ere shores. 1t would have been
better for " of the present day II the 10
jius had given him warm meal and sent
him houe ore the r.gin' billers. Fur the
savages owned the country, and Columbia:
was 6llibuster. Cort.z, Pisarro, and
Walker were one-horse fllibusters-Co-
lumbis WIS = four-horse team 6lhbuster,
aud large yaller dog under the wsxgiu
l say, iu view Of he mess We are maxim
IF things, it would have beeh better fo'
Us if Columbus had staid to home. II
would have been better for the show bis.
Mss. The circulation Of Vanity Fair
would lie larger. and the proprieto's .w"'d
al have boosum pins Yes, sir-aud per
haps : ten pin alley. :"
by which l don't wish to be under.
stood = d iatiuat,n' that the .c4Ipin
wretches who IRE in the iDjin bisniss n
the present day are Of any account, or Cal
Fculased to Nuke home happy. Especially
the Sio1es Of Minneso,y, Who desarve Il
Ibe' murdered in the 6rst degree, and il
F'ops' will only stay io st. Paul and not e
uear 'eu himself, 1 reckon they will be.
Things in our town is workin'. Tht
canal boat " 'ucy Ann" called in here the
other day aud reported al quiet on TIL
Wabash. The "Lucy Ann" has adoltet
! uev style of Binn.tle light in tn
shape of red: headed gal who sits VI
over the coupsas. s. It works we'll.
The sr'iss 1 spoke shout in my larst ha'
.s.urned 70 Philsde!phy. Before he let
II Tux hiA< hly white hand in mine: !
snegesssd 70 him that if be could induc'
the citizens If Phil.dsIphy u believe il
would be good idea - have white win
der-skutteTs on their houses aud Whit,
door, stones, he might make fortin -
"I.'s novelty" ! sdded, ''.nd may star
10 EN- st fass, bat they may eoaclood Il
EsdopsF it, ~ g.. : 4... = ,a..... } ,rs
A. .everal OF our public men ,re con
s,.ntly. being surprised With se'se..dea, !
ooue'aded Id b, surprised ip the sau'
~,y, 70 made arra.xemenis aecordin''
laeksd the B,,as Bsad nv much they''
take y take me entirely By surprise viz i!I
: ssren:de. They sa;d ths>' d .yervheln
me With ? unexpected honor for sev.
dsllsn, which excepted. :.,,, .u;.. tu,r
/ 1rote out ny i4prp~qe9q p..q ~ ..eaeep ..eaPeeeph see7
sril d.ya bsfareh.nd, bein tyye'y careful; +
expuues al -ias~.a..;s;saas .ad peyia
pi,tielar9 osssss.;osp 4 psnktodstioa::
~, III. nay ny il without egiis'isin; 10 :
..aly .6ott, bat .l,as.lsevssr sdelj,rs,s'
Ii, ! ~ ,skil xill sho~; yo..9 u , 1'pses'
Fupiad dS5v1s tAJ4 4itskis1p.ifis' ny ps.es
fe,ijdl fe,ijdll Il s,o'b iis,as,ly ptsisek ~,