Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1862-11-29
A. WARD IN CANADA,

m at present existin under q noniial
form OF Gov'ment In other words, I'm
travellin' among the crowned heads OF
Cansdy. They ar'n't pretty bad people.
On the cont'ry, they sir exceedin' good
people
Troo, they air deprived Of many bles.
sins. They don't enjoy, for instsns, the
priceless boon Of a var. They haven't
any American Esii to onchsin, and they
hain't 70. Fourth of July on their back.
Altho' this is . monikal form Of Gov.
ment, an enable to perceive much mon-
iky. | tried to git = piece in Toronto but
failed TO succeed.
Mrs. Victoria, who is Queen Of England
and has oil the luxures Of the market, in.
cIudin game in its season. don't bother
herself much about Csnady, but lets her
do bout a. she's mi ghter. She, however,
gin'ralIy keeps her supplied with lord,
who 8 called y Gov ner Gin raj Sometimes
the politicians Of Canady make it lively
for this iord-for CAnAdy has politicians,
some of em beiu gifted and talented
liars, no doubt.
The present Gov 'ner Gen raj Of Canady
is Lord Monk saw ham review some
volunteers at Montreal He was accom-
panied BY some other lords aud dukes
aud generals and those sor, Of things
He rode little bay horse, aud his close
wasut any better than niue You'll al.
ways no iss. BY the way, that the higher
up in the world man is, the less good
harness bs puts oa. Hence Gin rsl Hal
Ieck walks the s,reets 10 plain citizens
ds-s., while the second lieutsnsu, of =
volunteer regiment plies eli the brass
things be can 6nd onto bis back, and
dr~ss . forty pound sword after him.
Monk has been in the losd busiaess
some time, srd asderstsnd il pays, tho
| doa's know ~hss . lords wages is. The
wages Of sin is desth aud postage stamps.
But sbis has nothing to do with Mouk.
One Of Lord Noshs dsus hssrs rode
with hin on the field She hss golden
hair, . k,od, good face. asd wore red
bat. should 10 very happy to have her
pay NE and my family = visit .. Baldins.
vile. Come aud bring your ui,tiu' Mis-.
Mouk, Mr.. Ward will do the fair thing
by you. She makes the hest slap jacks
in A~e.'e.. A. sIaPjackis,. she has 10
eksi. She wears the belt.
Whs, III. review was all shout, don't
know. l haven't a gigantic insslleck,
which can grasp great questions at onct.
| AIN not Webster nor u Seymour, l am
not Washington or = Wsds~or,h. Fur
from it. Am not as gifted man Is II.
Ward Beecher. Even the congregation of
Plymouth Meetin'- IL uuse in BROOKLYN will
admit that Yes, | should think 90. But
while don't have the slightest idss Us to
what the review was fur, will state that
the sojers looked pooty scrump.ious in
their red and green close.
Come with me, jentle reader, to Que.
beck. Quebeck was surveyed and layed
out by II gentleman who had the deirium
tremens from childhood, aud hence his
idee Of things was little irreg'ler. The
streets don't lead anywhere in partic'ler,
bat everywhere in gin'ral. The ci,y is
bilt on variety Of perpendicIer hills,
each hill beln' "a ,rhe wuss nor tother
one. Quebeck is full Of stone walls. and
arches, and ctadels aud things. 1t is said
that no ioe could ever git into Qaebeck,
and | guess they wouldn't. And don't
see what they'd rant TO get in there for.
Quebeck has seen lively times in a war.
like way. The French and Britishers had
a set,to there in 1859 Jim Wolfe COM
manded the lAtters, and 10. Montcam the
formers, Both were hunky boys, and f,
nobly. But Wolfe Wa. too many measles
for Mon,calm, and the French were slew'd.
Wolfe aud Montcalm were both killed In
arter years = common monyment WAS
erected by the gen 'r"us people Of Qaebek,
aided by bully Earl named George Dal
housie, to these noble fellows. That was
we'll done
Durin' the Revolutionary War B. Ar.
, mold made his way, through dense woods
aud thick SHOWS, from Maine to Quebeck,
which it was one of the hunkiest things
ever done in the military line. 1t would
have been better if b. Arnold's funeral
had come of Immediately on his arrival
there.
On the plains Of Abraham there was
onct some tai tightin, aud ever since then
there has been great demand FOR the
bones of the slewd on that there occasion.
But the real ginooine bones was ioog ago
carried off, and now tho boys make
a Il