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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1862-04-29


RssOIved, That when the said committee in con-
and speciacsiiOns, tie Mayor shall be suthorfyed
70 pay the sum Of 500 10 the successful architect
out OF any unsppropriated funds.
Mr.. callan moved to amend by Inserting after
"pnblic school purposes" the words s.for educa-
ton Of white children;" passed.
hr. Edmonston moved to strike ont ''slOO' for
the plan, and insert $3.50"
Mr.. Rmmerson moved to lay the bill on The
table; lost
Mr. MuIloy moved to strike ont "siOO and In
sert 80 So for the plan; passed, and the joint
resolution 40 amended was adopted.
Mr.. Murtagh also reported the Aldermen's
joint resolution disseminating departments No .
and Of the tth school district, with an amend
ment estsblishing in lieu thereof primary schools
AID 2, In the district; passed.
Mr. shepherd moved 70 reconsider the vote by
which the bill 10 improve judiciary square was
rejected; which was agreed to, and the bill was
passed.
bill to gravel Fourth street east was passed.
Mr.. Wilson, from the ways and means CON-
mittee, reported Aldermen's bill appropriating
sl,OoO for q deficiency TO pay for printing and
Also, joint resolution OF the Aldermen remon.
stratng against the passage by Congress of sun
dry amendments to the Metropolitan Police bill
passed.
Also, bill Increasing the compensation Of Ger.
tain on1eer Of the corporation; postponed.
Also, bin to increase the compensation Of the
ward Physicians:
Mr.. Edmonston moved 10 postpone; lost.
Mr.. Emmerson moved TO lay Il on the table;
lost, and the bill passed.
Mr.. Wilson moved that when the Board ad-
lourn IL be till Thursday at s O'Clock p. m, 20
consider the report Of the committee OF confer.
snee with the directors Of the Baltimore and Ohio
Hailread; pessed
The Adermens concurrent resolution Cor Q
loln' meeting Of the Boards nszt Monday affer-
noon at O'Clock, TO elect commissioner OF cleo
VOC, WA agreed ID, and the Board adjourned 70
ey the charter.
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ffsn MAlleck,s Army.
Yittsburp. April 30. 10 r

ffttsburg. April 90, 10 r. NJ.
Heavy firing across Lick Creek this
morning caused by artillery practice with
rebels by onr advance guard, who, SITTER :
slight skirmish, in which we captured sew
enl prisoners, occupied Pea Ridge, and
at 8 O'Clock occupied Monterey, IL to IA
miles from CorintE
A very intelligent sailor Of Boston, who
deserted from the rebels this side Of
Corinth, reports that the capture of New
Orleans was generally known in rebel
camps on the morning of the 9th. Also
il was stated that On the 18th the time
Of two Louisiana regiments, who enlisted
for twelve months, expired, but by the
new conscript law were required 10 serve
two years longer. Both regiments laid
down their arms and refused TO fight,
when Beauregard detailed regiments to
guard them as prisoners.
1t was not known that Gen. Halleck
was in command here, but the general inn
preston among the troops is that General
Buell. was, and our army retreating to
Nashville.
Col. j. G. Kelton, Asst. Adjt. General,
has arrived to-day, relieving Capt. Nc
Lean, who was obliged to go to cincin-
matt on account of ill health
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To WIN Hamilton, ST.. Vim Slater, John Light Nor
timer Henderson Wesley Ha rrison. s NJ Moore. and
Vim Sellers.
You, and sssh Of you hereby sotiAed thst there
10 nov 6ts In the once Of Che CLERK Of the District
Court OF kse county, towA, Ksoknk. petition II
Hiram Barn~y claiming OF you, VIM. Hamilton, ST.,
the sum Of Three Hundred and Fifty DsilaYs with
ten per cent. inierest per aansn, payable annu ally
% money due on mortgage made BY you 70 said
Hiram Barney dated 9Th II March, 1854 also clsim-
Ing against each OF you the foreclosure Of said mort
gage, The same beng upon triangular trsct OF land
OF = acres o. less In the nertAwest quarter Of
section 81 also the south half 81 The sontAsass Guar.
ing 30 acres, ali In township E671 aofth Ange ws1
Ia Lee county, lows. fer the purchase money and
further asking for sale Of sid prsisss and Fsnssa
relief; And unisss yoa sppssr and said petit
ton on before the second day OF the next tern Of
said Court 70 Commence nj Keokuk the LIT Monday
OF September, A. ID. 1sl9, desnit will b entered
against and Judgment rendered thereon prayed
fsr In said petition. II. SCOTT HOWELL
mayld Any Tor Ptaintin.
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To David wbite, VIM Ruddck, G Bates, L D Brown
Robert Hamilton and John r Smarf:
You, and each Of hereby notified that there
II nov on Aio in The once OF NE CLERK Of the District
Court Of Lac county Iowa, q Ksokuk, petitios Of
Hiram Bsrney, claiming OF you David whitA the sum
Of Thirty are Hundred Dollars, With per cent IN
tersst per annuu, payable annually, money dne on
mostgags made by you 70 Chas Mason, and amos A.
signed 20 aid Hiram barney. dated tAA ioth Of FsA-
ruary 1857, also claiming against each Of you tho lors
closure Of aid moneeee, the same being upon the
north side hs north half) Of lot ls also lot Tl4 II
Kecknk In Leo connty Iowa for the purchase monsy;
and further king for sale Of said preasises and
gcneFal relief; Ard unless You appear and answer
said petIQn ~ Or before noon OF the second day 81
sae next teSm OF said Court. 10 1t Ksnkuk
on the l Ao.day Of September, A. D. 1854, default
VIII % entersd Aeatnst YOU and Judgment rendered.
thereon IL prayed for In said petition.
n. SCOTT HOWELL,
mayl-d Atty for PlaIntin.
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NOTICE.

To Harris Munson, Chas v Higgins, John r stu
ART, Administrator OF James Stuart, deceased, and
Thadd6ns w stuart, deceased:
You. and each 81 you. arc hereby noihsd that tbese
row ie In the once Of the Clerk OF the District
Court of Lee county. Iowa, a. Ksokuk. petition "
Hiram barney claiming VI yen. Harris Munson, the
sum OF EiKhtsen Hundred Dollars, with per cent
Interest per annum, payable Annually, money due
on mortgage made ~ you 10 Chas. Mason. and since
sssgned TO said Hiram barney. dated 2lst May. Ie5.
also claiming against each of yoa ths foreclosure of
said mortgage The same being upon tbs east half Of
ten acre square Iot In the northwest Of the
fractional north est quarter of section i0l IN
ship 1885, north. range Isl west. bounded thus begin
ming Al point 20 rods east Of ths northwest corner Of
asid quarter secog then eas 70 rods, then south ~
reds. then 70 rods thence north - rods the
place II ssginsing In Lee co.sy, Isva, tot ths pur
chase money; aud further asking for sale Of said
premises. and general relief And unless you appear
and answer said petition before OF the
ond day Of the next term OF said Court sncs
vi Keokuk on the LIST Monday OF September, A.. u,
1869 default Wit be entered Agsibst you and Jnde
ment rendered thereon prayed for In ,sd petition.
u. SCOTT HOWELL,
mAyl-dv Aity for Fiainna.
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Who are she DsHreAatoRs
Salt Lake City, Utah. April 20

u
Report from st Louis to-day attribu-
ting the overland mail difficulties to EN-
ployees Of the company is entirely desti-
tute Of truth. Persons with whom We
are personally acquainted have been in
fights with the Indians On the 18th,
Mr.. Flowers. Division agent, nine men
and two coaches with mails. were attack
ed BY Indians near Split Rock. Six mail
men were wounded and compelled TO aban-
don the mails, coaches and animals. The
Indians afterwards bnrned Plants Station.
The wounded party left Pacific Springs
night before last Telegraph operator, 1t
Pacific Springs, and other persons had =
fight with some Indixns and narrowly es-
capped. Their animals were hit several
times with arrows. The Station keeper
at Green River Was killed by Indians a
few days since while endeavoring 10 pro-
tect mail property. Thus far four en-
ployees Of the company have been killed.
Although = greater part Of the stock is
gone, the employees remain. A force is
being raised in this city by Brigham
Young. under authority Of the President,
for the protection of the route.
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aas i,a
.msyld
ORIGINAL NOTICE.

TO Curtis Conn, VIM " Belknap, cabsl, Cope 4
Co., VIM X L Ruddick, Jennings r Anderson
Wheeler Bellows = Co., Hugh Ksnnedy, wn II
kwinE, Bancroft Beaver Co.. H Iesch Loon
ard 6safkweather, love, Bryan ann Adsms Chas q
Stevens, .Tweedy, Aoulton and Plimpton, 5 )
Hamil, HeninE 4 woodruff WIN N @ Torrsncs, A
G GTiAnan. and Mott. 8hobeF 4 Co., .Dsfsndsnts
You are hereby notified that thsRe Il now on nis It
the Clerks oce Of the District Court OF Lee county
lows. 81 ksokuk petition in equity, brought By nd
ward kiihcufne, PRAYING for JUDGMENT EEsInSt you
Curtis 2. Conn and William w. Heiknap, Tor ths su
9. seven Thousand NO Hanorsl higasy .ious ana
Dollars, and Ten per cent. for the fore
closure OF certain bond for deed, made by and b.
tween Edward Kilbourns and said Conn aud Bsknzp,
and the sale Of any feet on or the ends u lois
ard also ton feSt o4ths ends lots f0l
and 9 In block r. In the city Of Keokak Lee coon-
" Iowa. the extnEuishment OF al right and interssts
OF all Of said Asfesdants above named tAerein and
also for the appointment Of Receiver 6take charee
OF sad psensss rssSsass ts and for gsneFa reiisf.
Now each Of must appear and answer 70 said pst
ton by noon Of the second day OF the next tsrm or
said Court, 70 be holden the lst Monday or Sepss-
ber 1852, or judgment will bs had therein By defanlt
H. SCOTT HOWELL
mayl-d ANY f0s Plaintin.
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To DeJong, G Dewey, George w McCrary. John
= brucc, and ehxy Mason
You, And each Of you hereby notified that there
new On HE IN ths e3ee Of the GerA ef The Nss4es
Hiram Barney, clsiming Of ron, belong, the sum
Of One Thousand Dollars, with ten per cent interest
mortgage made b you 70 chas Mason, aud since -
sgnsd 70 said Hiram Barney dated 20h Of July, les0
also claiming against each Of the Foreclosure of
said mOrtkAxe, the same being upon lots III and l21
U block ~ In Aasons lower addition In The city u
In Lee county, lows for the purchase money;
and fMther askipG for sAls or said premises, and
said petition 90 before OF the second day Of
the next term Of eaid Court, to commence Keokuk
on the LIT Monday OF Eeptem a. D. 1907 default
will be entered against you, and judgment rendered
thereon - prayed for in said petition.
H. SCOTT HOW'LL,
Aayi-d Atty for Plaintiff.
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NOTICE.

To John Shulix, c II Perry, Nsson 4 Wheeler, Geo X
Gordon, Albert Wells Judd, Walker Co Emmer-
son 4 Co.,
fcu, and caeh of You. hereby notified that there
- new on Me In the once Of The Clerk Of the District
Court Of Lee county. Iowa. mt Ksokuk, petition OF
Hiram kAfney, claiming Of you, John shultx, the sum
Of Nfsssn hundred Dollars With ten per cent. Inter
mortgage made BY you 70 Chas. Mason asd aince -.
signed - said Hiram barney, dated 9Oih NAY IeS4
also claiming against each Of you tie foreclosure 81
said mytssgs, the same being upon the north half OF
the southwest quarter OF sectien Isl township (o6l
range vest also the northeast quarter The south
east qnaster u section l1Sl township 1885, range [sl
yest, tn Lse county Iowa. for The purchase sossy
And further asking for sale Of said premises, and
petition On before noon Of the second day Of ths
next term Of said Court, 70 commences st Eeoksk On
the lsf Monday ~ September, A. D. lee9, default
VIII De entered against yon. and Judgment rendered
thereon ~ prayed for in said petition
II. SCOTT HOWELL,
mayl-d Atty for Piainitn.
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FROM CALIFORNIA.
San Francisco, April 26.

The ship Joseph Peabody has been for
feited to the Government for smuggling.
Trade has recently revived to supply de-
mand for goods suitable to Oregon and
British Columbia mines in advance of an
ticipated large emigration. Business with
the interior Of the State continues I'M
ssasonably backward.
Gen. Wright has isssed an order re-
quiring the arrest Of all persons charged
with aiding and abetting, by words or
deeds, the rebellion, such persons to be
confined unless they subscribe to the oath
of allegiance.
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\ 8sAel Emissary In Mexican states
San Francisco, April %.

C3u cIauctbcO, hpEu 10.
Steamer Panama arrived from Maxat.
Ian with dates to 10th. The Confeder-
ates in New Mexico and Arizona are ma
king efforts to bring the Border States
into sympathy with them, Gen. Sibley,
commanding Confederate forces, had sent.
Col. Reilly to open negotiations with the
Governor Of Sonora. Reilly rendered
troops to enter Sonora and chastise the
Apache Indians, for whose services he
asked the right Of way overland from
Guaymas to Arizona, and also the priv.
ilege Of purchasing supplies 1t Mazatlan.
The Governor entered into long cores
pondsnce with Reilly, and sent special
messenger to the Governor of CinaIoa on
the subject Of his mission. No definite
arrangements offered to b agreed upon,
but Reilly received courteous treatment
from Government officials, and at last ac-
counts had arrived At Guaymas where he
b0asted that he had been far more success.
full than he had hoped for.
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nR- In order to commend themselves
to their future allies and masters, accord
-angg 10 lie peace programme of the re-
stored and reunited Democracy, the Val
landighanmers are now pleading the cause
OF the rebels IN advance, charging the
war on the Republican Administration.
and insisting that the rights Of the South
had becn invaded.
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In Oskaloosa, Town.. on Monday even
ing, 2sth April, the Young Mems Bur-
letta Club Of Ethiopian Minstrsls gave
splenid concert for the benefit Of the La
dies Aid Society Of Oskaloosa, at which
the receipts could not have been less than
500. As all are well acquainted with
the character Of well conducted enter
tainment Of this kind, it will be unneces-
sary to describe the performance. Suffice
ii to say. the performers we're gentlemen,
and the entertainment elegant. The fol-
lowing joke in the programme was too
good to lose: One Of the troupe had been
to California, and returned by sea. On
the trip back he said they ran out Of pro-
visions, but he had plenty, --he obtained
beef from the steer-age, chickens from the
hatcA-way, and eggs-yes, the captain or
dered the boat 70 lay to, and he got one
Of them. Finally the vessel was wrecked
and every soul lost save himself. He was
fortunate enough to have bar Of soft
soap, and washed himself ashoro.
Some good things also occurred in the
audience, as sort of by play. For in
stance, it appeared by observation from
where sat that there was an inspector Of
costumes; for ever and anon man on the
right hand side of the house would walk
up to the curtain that enclosed the dress
ing-room and gently pull il 70 one side
and insert his nose, and maybe his eve.
He did not seem to be aware that he was
doing anything green.
At the back Of the stage was an Italian
Anglo Saxon American painting. In the
foreground stood an ancient palace, around
which old mansion played IN Indian ca !.
noe with two lead-colored Indians !. in
the distance the broad ocean, and on the
peninsula huge volcano. All this COM
bined variety Of scenery was explained By
man in the audience, In gray clothes,
and forehead placed two inches to the
rear and above his nose, who stood near
the stove Tor the house was 20 we'll filed
that over fifty spectators were obliged to
stand). to be in exact keeping with
niger show" He said it represented
Harper's Ferry, where John Brown xas
hung. His special auditors seemed 10
think this explanation WAS au fat. But
one serious thing occurred outside the
concert room. ! stepped into . drug
store to purchase -erre cigars, md handed
the proprietor 4 dollar bill on the Bank
Of the State Of Indiana. He picked MP
the bill, looked 1t it, then At me, and GAYS
ne, Stranger, there's man in jail here
now for passing these things. and I have
one in my drawer After which sen
tence ! requested him 10 show me his bill.
| being used to close observation ID tie
picture line, discovered four points Of diff
ference between the bills, and vss gra-
ciously permitted by the Provost Narshal
70 pass beyond the limits Of the post.
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GEN. BANKS PUSHING FORWARD.
Times Dispatch.]

WabHtHS SVHS ApIL 20.
BY advices from the Department Of the
Shenandoah, received to-day, Gen. Banks.
Notwithstanding the bad roads, il eau
tiously pushing his advance toward St.un-
ton. being already Within few miles Of
that place. It il considered doubtful
whether the rebsl jackson will make !
stand 1t Shunton, rs he fears being
flanked By column from tho Mountain
Department. Gen. BANKS troops are in
the best spirits.
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Halleck's Opinion - sAsrman.
Washington, April 20.

A dispatch received from Gen. Halleck
says il i the unanimous opinion that Gen.
W. T. Sherman saved the fortune Of the
day on the sixth and contributed largely
to tho victory on the 7th. He was in the
thickest Of the Eight, had three horses
shot and VA himself wounded twice. I
respectfully ask be Be made ! Major Gen.
of Tolnntears.
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Rebels Destroying Cstten.
New York, April So.

A letter from Washington received by
one Of our merchants, yesterday, states
that the most positive information has
been received from the vicinity of Mem
phis that cotton in immense quantities has
been destroyed throughout that section Of
country, and it is now past any question
that the plan Of the rebels, long declared,
10 being put into active execution.
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Washington. April 90.

W"Hf"EKOas nPfH ~0'
Lieut.. Robinson Is ordered 10 the COM
mand of the battery +. A. Stevens CON-
monty, but enormously called the Nauga-
tuck now at Fort Monroe.
The Secretary of the Treasury is now
prepared to pay all Indebtedness Of : date
prior to the LIST Of February in cash, of
the month Of February 40 per cent in cash,
and 80 per cent cash.
The Emancipation Committees met to-
day. Several petitions were filed and
during the morning 80 or 40 persons
waited on the Board for information re-
garding the mode of procedure.
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Gen. Stnrgis Explains.
Leavenworth, April 2!

In circular just published General
Sturgis says: The arrest OF Col. Jennison
was the result of representations made by
Lieut.. Col. D. r. Anthony, of his own
REGIMENT, and Col. Geo. w. Deitzler, his
immediate commanding officer, and was
made ut the earnest solicitation Of this
latter officer, who, in his appeal to me Of
the / 9th inst, demands his immediate ar
rest, and charges him with the most grave
and serious crimes known to military law.
Hiram Roch, an old resident of the
West and = number of years sutler at Fl
Leavenworth, died suddenly yesterday Of
apop)exy.
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Fort Monroe, April 20.

Fort Monroe, April %.
+. M Stanton, Sec. Of War:
The following appears in Richmond
Dispatch Of 28th: The fearful stats Of
suspense in which this CITY has existed
for several days has ended. New Orleans
ID in possession Of the enemy. It was
evacuated by Gen. Lowell who removed
his forces to camp Moore ON jackson rail-
road.
[Signed1 JoHs E. Wool,
Major General Com p.
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The Arny 81 the west.

A Cairo correspondent Of the Chicago
Tribune states, BY permission Of General
Strong, that the report Of Gen. Halleck's
army IN and about Pittsburg. last Sunday.
showed an effective force Of LEG, 900
men.
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An Ola Rebel Telegram - Perhaps
True.
New Orleans. April 81.

A special dispatch to the Delta from
Fort jackson, yesterday, says the enemy's
FIRE had much slackened. He has fred
81 200 pounds OF power and 1000 tons
Of iron. This bombardment il unprece-
dentedin the annals of warfare. Our loss
SO far is 6ve killed and ten Wounded
The mortar vessels are out Of sight behind
. point OF woods. We sank two Of til EN-
yesterday and disabled steamer.
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~ Truth is said to be found in The
bottom of q we'll, but some men kick the
bucket without ever drawing it up.
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ET It is reported that Gen, Gran. has
put some of his subordinate volunteer Of
6cers under arrest for saying that our ar
my was surprised by the enemy at the re-
cent battle. Let the measure which he
metes be measured back to him again, by
all means. 1t is intolerable beyond ex-
preston that General should negligent
ly sacrifice his army, and then tyrannic-
ally imprison and disgrace officers for
simply mentioning the notorious fact that
the army was surprised.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
r IST OF LETTERS

Remaining IN the Post once, al Keokuk, on the aosh
OF April, le9R.
III Persons calling for any Of the following muss
say, "ADvxHrzs
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A CONTRAST Down in Jefdom, it
will be seen by our dispatches to-day, oil
Union men are warned to leave at the
peril of their lives. Here, however, uR-
der the protection of the Stars and Stripes.
sccesh sympathizera swagger around In
sultingloyal men, and women, too, by thar
opcrsympathy for traitors, and their vile
denunciations Of the efforts of our Gov
eminent and people to put down the re-
bellion.
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MAILED,

In Pennington, April 39th. By this Rev. Turton Mr.
,KARLEs bcHRAMA and Miss yExMR PERHY.
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Boston, April 80.
The steamship North American passed
Farther Point It 11:l5 last night for Que
bse.
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Ilesu4sATsefs Army FOtomac, apr. 70.
The rebels are apparently realizing that
Mcclellan Is making great preparations to
open soon the siege Of Yorktown. Our
earthworks begin to present very for
midable appearance. All yesterday and
last night the enemy kept up brisk FIRE,
trying to drive US out. No body was in
jured and work progressed. In the morn
ing the enemy opened vigorous FIRE for
three hours from batteries near the river,
but receiving no response ceased.
Yesterday Gen. Hancock, with por-
ton Of his brigade, went to drive the rsb-
els from the woods near our works. Our
troops poured in o well directed FIRE,
causing them to retreat, leaving their
dead and wounded. During this skir-
mish our men silenced new rebel bat
terry, dismounting guns, which, on Sun.
day night, had intsrfered with our work.
ing parties.
Weather more favorable.
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THE UNION DHIvERED To sHREDS
A brief announcement by telegraph in
our paper this morning will cause dread
full commotion amongst the sscesh loving,
Constitution sticklers Of Iowa. Loyal
negroes at Port Royal are to be armed to
aid in crushing out the rebellion and de-
Tending United Suites forts. Now howl,
you secesh sympathizers, and split your
threats! The Constitution is broken, the
Union is smashed, the world is turned
topsy-turvy, and Old Nick is on ram
page generally!