The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-02-27
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thirty the wit, and at forty the judgement.
Gratitude is the music of the heart when its
chords are swept by kiHdness-
1t costs great deal more to be miserable
than to be happy.
Scolding is the pepper of matrimOny the
ladies are pepper boxes.
Beauty can never compensate for the want
of amiability. but amibility can compensate tor
the want OF beauty.
You need not tell the truth unless to those
who have right to know it all; But let all
you tell be truth.
man excused himself for marrying by say
ing that his friends declared be drank too much
for single man.
| Spare that you may spend; fast that you may
feast; labor that you may live; and run that you
may rest.
Art is the revelation of man and not mere
ly that, ou likewise the revelation of nature
speaking through man.
No doubt ho"esty is the best policy, but those
who do honest things merely because they hlnk
it good policy are not honest.
! II is better to wear out than to rust out We
must not only strike tn" iron while il is hot, but
,ulke till it is made hot.
Taking up ii new Dictionary the other day, we
were amused at the disposition made of W rd
very ca lily defined Lover, see Lunatic."
Joseph Miller mentions an Irshman who en-
listed in the Seventy. Fifth regiment so as to be
near his brother, who vas III the Seventy.
Fourth
Ariemus Ward says: "The world continues
to resolve round on her axeltree once in "a
hours, subject to the cons lituticn of the United
States"
A recent publisher discovers way to avoid
being dunned. "How?-how how - every
body asked. Never run IN debt.
When the hey-day Of hfe is over, old age may
be sunny and chirping. A merry heart NAV be
nestled in toLteriug frame, ike Il swallow that
builds in a ruined chimney.
Don't let your children learn good and bad
things Unfortunately. To be sure, the bad
might be eradicated in after years. but it is cas-
Ter to SOW cl IAN seed than to clean dirty wheat.
Uniform love is now d, Tended as the love OF
girl for volunteer who takes care to sport
his new clothes OH all occasions, long before he
has feshed his sword or bloodied his bayonet
The girls Of NuI lhampton have been sending
bachelor editor a bouquet of tanzy and worm
wood The wretched individual says he don't
care-its sweeter than matrimony anyhow.
In the winter the sun promises his coming by
a long morning, but, when he comes, he shines
dmly and sets soon. And so with men, the
longer their promises the poorer their perform
anees.
An injury unanswered in time grows weary
of itself; and dies away i'll an involuntary re-
morse. In bad dispositions, capable of no re-
stant but fear, it has different effect-the
silent digestion of one wrong provokes Sec
oued.
Patriotism-The cause OF just government
Is the cause of God, and its vindication is sa-
cred duty. II this vindcation requires the
sacrifice of life, the offering should be made not
in spirit Of reckleSsnrss and bravado. not with
the mere hope Of human applause. but with the
tul sence Of its worth, calm devotion, like
that which wins the crown of martyrdum.
! New Discoveries -A pair of spectacles to
suit the eyes Of potatoes The club with which
an idea struck the poes A stick to measure
narrow escapes. The hook and line with which
an angei caught cold. An umbrella used il,
the reign Of tyrants. a knot rom the board
ID p id twenty shilliugs week for. A
glass Of lemonade made Of sour temper and
the sweets Of matrimony.
Brown was speaking of Joe Ito a friend
Que day, and said OF HIM. ''Jue is ii frst-rate
fellow, bar it mus be confessed he has his fail
lngs. ain sorry il is 50, but cannot tell u
lie toI any man. love Joe, but love truth
more My dea' B own, said Jce,w over
heard the rrn aIb, Il never thought you would
p'etr pe'tect stranger to all old aequaint-
mce.'