, 1862-04-03
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The following i = genuine sbssinsh u bis
talking
aJohn W.. bfakemas on I r.Ilru.d t.sia
out West, Is an original genils and I femnrhtbl5
man; his weight is two hundred and eifiir.
raw.bCned, with dangerous spread In tie slido'
broad shouDdered, strong 1jdWedl with hll IhtI
has half horse poWeFj when be whistles dt4h
the brakes, he brings up the train sosuddeR ilnl
Il often breaks the coupling or the chains. When
BE- eats be takes enough ioS zig mem and "
drinks whisky out Of quart cup; then knocks
the landlord through boar fence o. inside o.
house if be wants any pay. He d under I've
hundred dollars bond not 10 strike man n oInf
dOvol for fear Of iIjuring the buidlhts, they -,
ing slightly built His hair Is as coarse ~ hay.
and stands up like the qhills u tlfttlhl pofehs
pihe.' Il takes two tabietlOlhs 70 wipe hi3 kHlt.
and be geheraly feeds himself with Z ocoon.
shovel and amanure fork. When be exerlS him,
self In triP, be usually aceamtlates otrise1
pounds and sik otnc,s q dirt and lamp oil, AID
Is not allowed tO wash himself n Any sirtsiii
smaller than the Wabash, for fearo tho chnlul1n
"Onee, when old Jsnks eussed him, be turned
in and whipped nineteen lrishR-n out q FuFunEl;
He has 70 ride With his hsck % tho car and isl
his toes stick 06t over The platform, Il being t0g
narrow Or tie length OF his feet His kftff lot
looks like SEQ turlle's head, and his nose Tie
young robin held BY the bead wit the big end
down, and brilliant and pitted Ike asirnp6erryl
his eyes have ( twinkle Of good humor, and
great fascination for the ff The skin Of hii he1
ays in folds, like the skin Il I rhinoceros, hi1
teeth look like cogs in 4 small wheel be hhA u
have bis bat made TO order, and when ~ lnoa
II wears . water bucket with the handle under
his chin"
In Massachusetts, there Z a clergyman o abisnl;
mindpd that, at intervals. be 4 tefy ant td ammo
hs..,alf s,.le
may chance to come IN bis way, but table nApkin1
also are frequently found in his pocket whsn -
turning frUm social ten parties at bis pariahiollIs
This was 50 much habit that hs Wiie would s1alck
his pockets on bis return, for the purpo1d q Re.
storing the articles speedily TO he iigblnd 6Ahn.
One day his wife found IN his sids pocket uhoIt
silk apron, strings end hll Ne could fiat 10 %
count Of how il came there. Il was mysterious
affair. A lady Of the parish. however. settled he
matter satisfactorily. IN c0nversaiion With hel
guest aflef tea, on 4 subject IN Ghich b Nt hnch
interest, be mistoOk her apron; e she slppod 81
his handkerchief, and begun 70 TICK t away n hi8
pocket. Knowing his abslractednes, raiksl tAnn
break the thread of The dlscodfee, Sht United lt&
apron string and let Il 60 not . liltle Amused n
seeing the whole. after two or three eloll1 uttIt
slowed away 10 his eaPacicus pocket. $50
kGe&change pdbIishes The following iihl tiiSk
we commend TO The earnest attention a nntk a.
lInaoehts Is really haHea detret toenig AhEahnnS
bosom: 500 >. !
TEL he. angelic hosli
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