Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1862-11-01

may nave heard the skylark or what 8
nearly the same thng) Miss Kellogg and
Carlotty Patti sing, he may have hearn
| Ole Bull fiddle, and all the Dodworths
toot, an yet he don't know nothin' abou.
music-thsseal, genuine thing--them
of the laughter of happy, well fed child.
rem And you may ak their father home
to .diue, fee!in' when very sure tberell
be no spoons missin when he goes away.
Sich fathers never drop tin five cent pieces
into the contribution box, nor palm shoe.
! pegs off onto blind bosses for oats, nor
skedaddle to British sile when thei. coun-
trys in danger-nor do anything which is
really mean. | cont mean TO intimate
that the old batchelor is up to little gaines
of this sort, not at all, but peat, be 5
poor critter. He don't live here, he only
stays. He ought 20 'pologize on behalf
his parents, for being here at all. The
happy married man dies in good st:Ie at
home, surrounded by his weeping wife
aud children. The old batch lor don't
die at ai-he sort of rots away, like a
pollywog's tail. .r..
My townsmen were sort o dcmoralized.
There was evident TO evade the draft as
| observed with sorror, and patriotism was
below Pal-and Mar too. IA Jew des-
pirL) | dadnt no sooner sot down on
the piazza of the tavern than | saw six
teen BOSNIAN, rldin', four ARREST, wenden'
their way up the street.
WHAT'S them? Is it cavalry p
That" sand the landlord, " is the stage.
! Sixteen able bodied citizens has lately
bought the stage line tween here and
Seeotsburg. That's them. They re stage
drivers. S,agedrivers are exempt r
saw hat each stagedriyer carried n
letter III his left hand.
The mail is heavy to day. said the
landlord. Gin'raIly they don't have
more'n half dozen letters tween 'em.
To-day they've got ohe apiece Bile my
light and hverr'
d" And the passengers p
There amt eny, skarcely, now days"
said thu landlord, "aud what lew tne.e is,
very much prefer TO walk, the roads is SO
rough 7! -.
and how isit with you p Imputed
of the editor OF the BusIe Horn Of Liber.
ty, who sot near me.
" l can't CO. he said, shakin' his head
IN a wise way. " Ordinarily | should de.
light to wade in gore, but my beeln'
country bids me Stay at home. 1t is in
perative that remain here for he purpose
OF annouucin' from week TO week that
oar Gorernment is about 10 take rigorous
measures 10 pat do,cn tie ReLettion."
stro!ie4 into the village oyster saloon,
where | found Dr. Scasazeu, IA leadiu'
citizen, in II state Of mind whcn sh owed
that he d ben hislln' in NOR n his share Of
pizen.
Hello, old Beeswax," he belIered,
HCws yer grandma When you goin
to feed your stuffed animis ?'' a. .."
What's the matter with the emiueut
| physician 2 | pleasantly inquired. 81. ...
+" rhs,' be said, I" this Is whats the
matter. fn habitooal drunkard IN
exempt" "
ar :" Jes 30. .s ......... ...-.....
! i" Do you see them beans, old man p
ana he pIntei to plate before him. "Do
you see EN- 2
." do: They are cheerful fruit when
used lspprit.y." 4, ga a.,s3a...-sa IT
=" Wei, = said he, /" sin't eat anything
since last week eat beans now because
eat beans then. never mix my vittIes r
=" It's quite proper that you snouId eat
"a little suth,n ouce IN u whiie, | saii. =
ut 5 good idee to occasionally instruct
the strummicb that it mustn't depend ex.
cloostel on Ticker for i,s sustaipance"
iE.as" 4 Olessin, be cried, . bleasin onto
the he'd of maa what Invented beaus A
biessin unto his bed y '# a'm
" lltti hiHr name 10 blisSh IlS > u
first fanny Of Boston,' said |. a.,
This is specimen ot how thi 10 was
( gon' IN ny place oi residence. ss q
A few was true blue. The schoomaster
Was a,popg em, He greeted me Warmly
| lie said bat was welcome to those shores.
! lie said | hav massive mind. 1t was
gratityin, he said, tc see that great intel-
leck stalking in their midst once more. -
l have before had occasion to notice tLis
schoolmaster. He is evidently a young
man OF FAR more Than ordinary talent.
The schoolmaster proposed that we
should get up . mass meelin. The meet.
in WAS largely attended. We held it in
the open air, round roarin' bonfire