, 1862-10-30

who stalks about the stage and gets Into Violent
rage for 70 much per night.
critie-7A latet dog thPt. .gpol Huchained nnd
baIks At everything be docs not comprehend.
JuryETwelve prisoners IN boz, % ~ one Or
Young Attorpsy-A ustlen member q socle,y,
who olten goeS Nheie b haS % buAiuln q ~ 30
cause be has no business where he4pnfhi % he
states Evidence "A wretch who 3 pardoncd
for being basef than bis comrades
Public Abuse The mud with which every lfhv-
eler Is spatteFed on his road to distinction. g
The Virginia penclhht llif ipeink blood horses
in motion 4 Feg illh6tfhtca 81 sn anecioia told
some years ago II Petersburg.
Mr.. posfels Sheriff Of Hamilton county, sos-
hlg old Lafkin White, m ex-ncmbef Of lhs Jockey
Club, but now q member q he Baptist Church,
O. he quarter stretch during rael - Aah|npd,
| Va jocolely remarked 70 bin, II
S..Hhts Cpl, White, they n turn you out q he
church iof being here. 4. lsii7l u ~.
"If they DO, aid Larkin. @fhsyfi titR 61t
Tinaey, yO9dsr, f'un The Msihodist church. III
Accordingly IAFkin went and suited he a.. 10
Bis neighbOf Tinaley, who, By The way, slammefud
t6h," replied Tinslsy. aI'vse-eot ! ds,aa sure
thing Of Il. I've cocounled n.noscs, and theresa
ma-ta-maiority Of The church % the track
Douglas Jerrold was considered 4 dull bor: A
nine years .pf age he could scarcely read. Cold
smith vas very unlromising boy ,DJdld, Sailt
and 0ibbou, IN their earliest pieces, ia not show
any talent The mother gfisheridan, heFsclf
literary yoman. prunguncPd him % Be tho dullest
and mnst hopeless Of her soma The father Of
Barrow, the great preacher and writer. i nidi
have exclaimed " II Il please God 70 take any of
my children. / hone Il may be Issies me min,
dieious parent regsrded the Id ds miFaclsof
stupidity. but heuAerwufds proved 70 b thtgloy
Of bis family. . s.ss..i. 81, "A
A thlek-headcd sqhiFr being nouisa b siiuey
smith 10 an argument took hs revenge b "a
/ sIf Eliza son that vas an IDIOT, by joss. ia
: svsry Probabiy.s fsAlisS elass,, ~Idt1s..
your hiher was Of . dalEeni mind
II L estimated that an elueution sneR ~ c.nhs
gained in The public schools Of New Eneland uill
enable mnn to earn two hundred dollan = goaf
more than be could command without ans cinca-
ton at all, A college education make nan
worth four ot fys hihdRel dollars yosr niols ilan
Il he had not enjoyed L. s8 .a.saf
Tacitus sAys; . IN the early ages man lived !
lie Of innocence and simplicity 6poa thb .
critic remarks; . When was thB period Of inn0-
ccnee The first woman went astTay. Thevcrf
first man that was born IN the world killed he
second When did The time Of simplicity begini"
Admiral Duncan addresiei his oI'csrs. wkoe,r,e
on board Of bis ship for instrucliois, bftTi1d l3
bis engagement with Admiral De Wiuiaf, ID Ite
following words: Genflemen, yon ~ ! nerre
Winter aPpoaehi9g. ] have only % advise ypu
to keep up good IRE"
A proagaie young lslIoH, aising a. ARD h...
NIT 60 BY him barefoot ~, I, ! !. ~. ...i.,.
Father" sayshe. e yoa are 10 Wy miIlfsbie
condition, u there b not smother World US
"True. son." replied the hermit, bat uhai 3
thy condition IL there BET"
A member Of the Nottb Carolina Iefklftls
once nude 3 9deeldedly good hiL A hiIl ~ rtid.
ing which imposed ine fnr selling liquor q lIos
negrOcs, II which 10 objected On he Ground that
. such law would make hen mose decent tkin
the WhitcAr 'si7'
aYou aatter ihe.i' saia a tkib esauhiii "a
young ady who vas prAining the beluy q hb
aFor kesvvns ssEe, na,su.- inlsrpo.,i q "a
skipper. don'tmake that monkey any Settler lIan
be Is now"
HyoiSe lady. scoldilg hor hsal 81 81 u-ii'nr
her the pair Of shoes which he had r7om'1li ~.
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