The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1862-01-02

A Hartford paper remarks % In reply to a grea
many ~ our exchanges who have the question tht
head OF their leading columns,
0vr o. and he home cf the brave ?,
We would say, that up to date it does
Talking with the editor of an evening journal,
On L. eBquired: ' What's the use OF your second
edition. coming il does after the regular
is-ues''
:. Use." replied the candid editor. s'why, to con-
tradct the teiegraPhis dispatches in the first edi-
ton - Quilp cayed incontinently, and confessed
that he saw il.
Scene, corn field; men with hoes; time, eleven
O'Clock q NJ Enter Squire, the of the field.
One Of the men speaks Squire it's eleven o'clock
yoa know all thirsty and the Scripture says
q Ii any thirst, let him come and drink" Squire.
Aye, but the Scripture also says, " Hoe, every one
that thin stCth-' f
Dos-r GEr DIscoURAGEp.-Don't get discouraged >
Who ever gained anything by drawing down the
Of his mouth when a cloud came the sun,
letting his heart droE like n lead weight into his
sh jes when misfortune came upon him, Why, man,
il the world knocks yo1 down and jostles past you
the great don't set whining under people feet
but get up. rub your elbows. and begin again-
There some people whom to look ut Is worse
than n dose Of camomile What If you do hap
pen be little pazzIed the dollar andcent ques-
ton; others besides you have stood in exactly the
spot. aud struggled bravely out of il, and you
do likewise |, The weather may be dark and
Iainy-very wel-llugh between the drops, and
think eheery Of the blue sky and sunshine that will
surely come tO-mnrrow. Business may be dull
the Test OF Wnat you nave, anu lot 10
something more hopeful II you catch a fail, don't
lament over your bruises, but be thankful that Eo
bones are broken.
MoDERS DIcTIoSARY.-wedded Bliss-A term
us Il by Milton.
Water-A transpar. mt fluid once used n drink.
Uonesy-an excellent jvke
Rural relIcity-POtatoes and turnips
Dsntist-A person who finds work for his own teeth
by taking cut those OF other people.
My Dstr-An expresson used by man and wife at
the immencement of n quarrel
DOetor--A man who kills you to-day to you
from dying tomorrow.
Bargau-A Iulicrous transaction, each party
thinking he hls cheated the other.
Friend-A person who will not assist you because !
he knows your love for him will excuse ia.
EdiOr-A poor wretch, who empties his brain in /
order TO flI his stomach.
Jury-Twelye prisoners in a box to try one at the /
ba-.
states Evidence--A wretch who is parioned for
being bIser than his comrades.
Alodesty-A beautifel flower that aourshes only in
secret places
Lawyer-A learned gentleman, who rescues your |
estate from enemy aud kesps il himself
Grave-An ugly hole in the ground. which lovers
poets continually wishing they in, but /
Ike uncommon pains 20 keep out OF
Marrage-The gate through which the happy
lover leaves his enchanted regions and returns to
earth.
Ds,rh-An flI-bred fellow. who visits people at all
ani insists upon their Immediately re;uru-
ing hi call
Virtue-An awkward habit Of acting differently
ftOm other people. Ii creates great mlrth Ia most
fashionable circles A vulgar word.
Houor-ShOotiug friend through the head whom
you love- in order to gain the praise of few others
whom you despise.
Distant RelatiOns-Pe Ipe who imagine they have
Ga rob you if you If you rich. and to insult
yJa II you poor.
BeIIs-A beautiful. but useless insect without
wings whose eolors fade ON being removed from the
Sunshine.
Heart-A article, sometimes found in human
being. IL - sOon however, destroyed by commerce
with the world, else becomes fatal its pcssesor
Houses ifes y-An ancient art, said TO have been
8 ,ionabe among young girls and wives now
tIrey out of use. or practiced only by the lower
OrierS.
Lunatic Asylum-knd Of hospital; where detected
IN Iatc- sent by those who have had the adroit
ness To Conceal their own in6rmity
Langhter-An agreeable and contagious CONFUSION
of the human cOunenSnce resolving tailors bill,
,r being asked TO return a umbrella
Cjgxr-A slender. yellow. specklei tube, formed of
he drie,l and folded leaves of wonderful plant dis
covered by Raleigh. When turn false, and
men selfish; when your creditor duns you like eDd,
md your debtor takes the act; when the future looks
lark, and the present dreary, by the fragrance of
his instrument, extracted by means OF fire, you are
or brief period rendered nsensible every sorrow,
md lued into dreams more entertaining than those
u sleep