Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1862-10-03
MISCELLANEOUS.
The mn who with hammer smsshss
The end OF his own finger, probably thinks

Beautiful eOquet,es who -, hearts ON Gre.
generally kindle the flames no, only without
. match, but without he least dream OF
match.
A few weeks since farmer in Perry Co..
Indiana, Graded three acres Of wheat in u
single day. and tina, nigh, has wife. no, to
b oaidone by him. cradled three babies.
The rebels pretend tha, they set Gre TO
and blew up the Arkansas themselves. Ae-
eording to their own ae,oun,, they have
now ,aeri6eed three rams as burn, Offering.
TO their god OF war.
Tick. for credit. isA word a, leis, az old
o. the l7,h cent1rY, and !. corrupted from
ticket. as ,radesman's bill VS. formerly
called. aud the phrase Was originally on
heI,i. ., 9, things to be put in the ball.
The people Of the rebel cities poin, proud.
" to the long. lax sra.s IN their streets a'
proof OF the astonishing fertility ol,he south
srn ,od IN comparison with the sterile
North.
Arisidly piou. old western lady says,
"This civil var i. a !judSmen, upon the IA.
ton for permitting the women to wear
hoops"
How eharminsly those blinl. Of your.
are painted - remarked lncutu, 10 b., friend
Snecubus. who was iurnishin: new and
nup,ial abode. - They are. rcplici sue
subus. with bis bland :; sm,lc, and You
~ilI be surprised when tell yoa they are
the work OF blind painter
Our Tommie was always Of an inquirins
mind. when abou, four years Of age, he
was looking on, Of the window on, morn
ins. and a funeral train passed. H. turned
to hi. mother with an eager look and .A,i
"Mothsr. who will bury the last man that
dissH'
\ candidate f,r auditor Of purlic &C.
count was sudiealy called uTon Cor a.rccch
Ga rising. be elmmruccI' " Gentlemen YOU
have called on no for rrm.Iks have
none % make have no prepared 'Prcch,
indeed. am no speaker; 90 not desire 10
Be sp,al,r only want To BE- oad''or."
whsn Dymos,hcnss va. asked what wa'
the hrsi part u an orator, what the sc>ni.
and wha, the third. be answer, +" Action"
The sane may say it ans should a'S me
what i. The fret. the second. the ,hiri Iart
of Christian. must answer. Ac,.1u."
La,her SAYS that " he had rather Obey than
work miracles obct.enc, &, better thaD
saerlf,c.
On the fr.' birthday that Colman .,
tended offcillly, IN FOIL costume, his nass,y
seemed much pleased to see bin. and 90.
sryed, " Your u1i'lr.n. G,,rse. q. - well
mad that dln'I 80 the hooks and eyes -
On which Goldman. unlocking bis coat. .aii,
"Iler, are my eys. Where are yours"
At the table Of G',rss ", when prince
regent, tie royal hoe, aid, why, Colnan,
YOU are older thaa am 800 "Oh, 20 ,ir.
rep a Colmau.' could not taketiai liberty
OF coming into the world fore your royal
higbnes.."
DR.. Fowler, tie Phreno!o;is:. was ur in
Exeter delivering lecture "a hi, hobby Of
science. Amoo. b. audience vas Gdl
Strother-. W.. WI, ha. % Suffering habit
,ha, make, even o., doll speeches comcAl.
10 The m.l., % b.. Lecture Dr.. Fowler va,
driving away a. d., orrausu's, AL exc
elamyd
"wtsn doctor, lr,-. who .hall de-ilc?'
Pzusin: curbatcally,as II waiting for an
answer, Bill broke Toe silence ty yryius out
IL leave u 10 = m,n Of : ,..encg,"
Tue Doctor leii ct shortly, Tor the au.
drsnce evidently preferred to hear Bills
referee.
True hops i basel upon energy Of
character. \ strong uitl always hope,
and ha. always cause t. hope, beclusc i,
know. The mutlbiIi,y Of human aT,ir.. aud
how slight e,reua.taHee nay change the
whole course Of evrnts.
There i. a rebellion among the Enelish
quaLsr-. The youthful fair Of the 80;
have landed together IN opposition - tie
pork tonus, aud sean, skirt. Crinolino VI
moderate priphcEy now surrounds their
francs. and A1vers and ribbons ale iaval.
ins the precincts Of lrIb.
No rank. station, Or talent. whatever.
can cx,use man from nesleciiu: tue
ciyllti,s due from man % nan. When
Clement XIV asccnicl the rap4l chair. the
Ambassadors Of tie several states rrprcseut-
cd hi, Court waited on h,. Holiness with
their congratulations. As they were intro
dueel and seSsraIly bowed, be al,o bowed
o. return the compliment. Ga thIs the
master Of ceremonies tod hi, Holiness that
he should not lave returned the salute
"Oh. ! bss your pardon" -aii be. II
have ~, been Pope long eaoush to forge,
good manners"
4 friend at our elbow SAYS that in meet
ins sable .ln u Africa. ys.ierliy, hc VA.
sccosted ~ him thus; " Mh.st. (aklu; VI
hi, has, dJs.n'i 20 TO CAuad. now. !
stay here. doe; d, white gentlemen De
ones gOer to Canada now a.diy.. III, Ia.
ha,"
The dictionaries describe boil a. only "a
circumscribod suhcutaEeogs Inflammation
eharaeteril-d by a pointed pis,uIar tamor,
and suppsra,ius with a central core q
perupe,u," Really litile thing like tha,
ought not % ts raiL;ul.