The Burlington weekly hawk-eye. [volume] (Burlington [Iowa]) 1860-1876, 1862-03-01


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s s.r r ~ s.,s IL "a CANT Bob Shorty st;r
M ne.t !, r.. .n. y lap ~.h : scoth.
... I ~ ii.tle Mac i dsvotne h,mself 70 The
,,;I;.... scnsich;rr of this hers. nnnstu.sl re-.
hn,,;cn "a scs".iv ousr. sin. III m s;csl nature.
n. .s.;s-. 81: .s.M t-ics Az - over the
100. sverv Ave minutes stndies intsrnatiooal
-. ~ hour hefore Dime, takes soundinas Of
thu mind syerv lime the dew fslIs. and tafe 20
i;ttlo seen that there's too inchea of dust on
h;s eve.bsIIs "Wouid ron believe Il. = saws the
Gsr:rsI nI.c;nv the tnmbier over his nose 20
Lser oa !. A. sshis dcyotion i sueh that his
hair 4 turning gray and be viii probably dye /"
C.ntsin Rob Shorty vhistled. II do mo- mean
to az that he intended 70 be musically satirical.
INV boy: hut n should hear such s canary bird
remark after I'd told : etory. somebody would
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"Permit me.n says Captain Bob Shorty, hurl.
under hie moustsche. sYou convince me that
Little Macs devotion IL extraordinary" contin.
ued Captain Bob Shorty, dreamily; .'but he don't
come up to chap | once knew which Was an
editor. Talk about devotion! and outraging
nature |" says Captain Bob Shorty, splitting with
exquisite accuracy into the eyes OF the regiment.
Il cat, "why, that ere editor threw body, and
soul and brecches into his work; and 90 com.
uletely identified himself with free and en-.
-iightened press, that his first child vas neaos-
bey."
The General Of the nackerel Brigade arose
from his seat, my boy, wound up bic watch,
brushed of his boots, threw the ca. out Of the
window, and then says he:
Robert name Of Shorty, odd you ever read
10 the Bible about Ananias, who was struck
dead for telling telegraph"
II heard about him." says Captain Bob Shor-
ty, swhen was but an innocent lamb, and wore
my mothers slipper ON my back about % often
az she wore it on her foot" ~
"Well," says the General, with the air Of
thoughtful, "it's my opinion that If you'd been
Ananias, the same streak of lightning would
have buried you and paid the sexton"
From this logical and vivid conversation, my
bow, you will understand that our leading mill.
AZ >r
Mcclellan, and believe that he 10 equal to fifty
Yards Of the Star Spangled Banner. His great
anaconda has gathered In 4 circle around the
doomed rabbit of rebellion, and II the rabbit
sWells he is a goner.
This great anaconda. nv how. NAV remind
your readers of an anaconda once seen by
chap of nv acquaintance living in the Sixth
Ward. This chap, nv boy, came tearing into !
Mace where thew kent he Oath ON tan. and
saws he,
"rve iuat seen IN anaconda down A,o.dvav y
"Anns WHOM says 4 red. noaed Aiderman. din.
ing his finger into The water ON the stoye to se
| if It was warm enou oh to melt acme brandt. re-
| fined supar.
~ said anaconda Won ignorant c,,ss y sava the
| chap.n
"Ahp saws the Alderman. uaomc,odv,s heen
stufiu' Won"
"No, STRIP saws the chan. ..hut somehodv,s
been stufln, the anaconds thonoh
He'd been to the Museum.
If there shonld ha anon, vour unfortunate
readers. INV how. any nersons ~ such Senravsd
minds 90 to perceive a likcness between tb;s an
aeonds and that Anaconda NAV tbav ha Am. 20
Fart T.c.no,,o al an.smaiy ny ~ s.ns -
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.;aLa. , .n,s i.,o'us eouP.e Vi s1uhccoloreu
p.aes THOUGHT aa.,: a.elnaH s1u!nern Coniederacy
.p, ssA.s '""' sue nae caiieu 'nenl mas >.
'nnse auu sp'' an over tueir guns she said
sue nanssa ~ see sue ,os'nsome creature that
Souiaa',ueu '"eui' anu ner eyes uasned 50 Wnen
s.'ey tcoA hcr py the arms, tnat ner vail TOOK
n'e e, '"ice, anu ner eyebrows SMOKED repeatedly.
u uenelai Q, s1e hackcrei hngade recelv-
Gu uef cour'eousiy, only poking hef IN the fi0s
20 sec Il sue nad any Armstrong guns concealed
soout her. oays lie:
=, nsve tne nonor OF addressing the wife CT
Tue 1 Sousneln oOnleeeracyT
n nu ie.na's go 1on1sie Drew herself up as
uouuy 20 s:u fEs' TamHy" virginia Wnen the
oatcners DiIl comes 10 90 PAID, and replied in
soprano =, g1ea: compass:
IT, a ns .nas injured woman you ugly swine"
aug uenerai bowed until MS iipS touched
peW.eH mug on tne table, and then says he:
ny gear msdsm' your words touch tender
cuoru ~ my heart, ana IL Will give me pleasure
W serve you. ioor WORDS, madam, continued
,ne senelaI, WIN v.sioie ehouon, are precise
s snose wn'cn ny Delosed Wie not unfrequentiy
saulesses 20 me An! my Wiie! my Wiley !"
ssys 'ue general, nystericaiiy, how often have
sou p..'eu "'s gu tne nead, ana told me that my
nc looke =. IKE chank OF beeswax, with three
Ths ~ IS -.
.,,i;hIn ga u s'1 Soc'harn Conieaeracy sneered
fan nesrer thar .ha a. 20 20" c nolc Dg1ng no
she nsed a ANAL vb;sl .hr,ca, GU. .ts !" e"es'
"Niserable hi,el;no of : dshc,;o.I I;,oo,,
your wife is nothing to me. She ia : c,e.tnrs
express tue undying wish that you and all your