The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-02-13
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What Moi.
There is nothing worth so much as mind
well instructed.
Be in peace with many nevertheless, have
but one counsellor of thousand
Mems evil manners live in brass their vir-
tues we write in water.
Economy is no disgrace it is better living
on little than OUTLYING a great deal.
No man has a thorough taste of prosperity to
whom adversely never happened.
Men of Needless charity make more beggars
than Insurers do
The young lady who gives herself away loses
her self possession.
ImposSibilities, like vicious dog, fy before
him who is not afiaid of them.
Laws are always multiplying lawyers, and
lawyers multiplying laws.
In returning thanks, in an after dinner
speech. Brown declared that he was /" too full
for utterance."
b. as careful not to provoke an enemy as
you would to steer safely near 4 dangerous
reef.
Iugratitude is crime s o shameful, that the
man was never yet found who would acknowl.
edge himself guilty Off
The deafh-sme is the grandest thing IN the
world. II makes the dark Past an arch Of tri,
umph into radiant Future.
Some years ago, letter directed to "Zrum-
feidayi, - was received at the London post of
fee. Unab' to fnd such person, it was re-
fcrred to the sarans who found out at last THAT
IT was intended toI Sir Humphrey Davy, the
great chemist.
A young and beautiful damsel, having two
Loyers, and not knowing which to prefer, set,
tied the matter by marrying one and clipping
with the other.
The saying, skin of my teeth" is taken from
job He says, D." My bone cleaveth to my skin
and TO my flesh, and am escaped with the skin
of my teeth "
A lady making enquiries of boy about his
father, an Incorporate man, who had been sick
for some time asked whether he had regalned
his appetite. No ma'am,' said the boy, not
exactly; his appetite is very poor, but his drink
attic is as good us ever.
Lord North, who detested music, was asked
to subscribe to concerts. He refused But
your lordships brother, the bishop Of Wnches-
ter, eubscribes, urged the applicant III were
AS deaf as he, l would subscribe too, was the
reply.
A woman in love is a very poor judge of char
acter. She Can see nothing but excellence
where others see nothing bat shallowness and
rottenness, Ditto OF the other side with man
in lov1-onIy more so.
At best, life is not very long. few more
smiles, few more tears, some pleasure, much
pain, sunshine and song clouds and darkness,
hasty greetings abrupt farewes-then our
little play will close. and injured and irjureI
will pass away. Is 1t worth while to hate each
olher?
A bad vmpered judge was annoyed by an ole
gentleman who had very chronic cough, ant
after repeatedly desinng the crier TO keep the
court clear, AT length angriIy told the offending
gentleman that he would fine him one hundred
pounds if he did not Cease coughing. when ht
was met by the reply: III give your lordShrl
two hundred pounds II on will stop 1t for me.
A woman is now living at Hartford who i
lO2 years old. MIS-. Catherine Birmingham
! living on Spruce street, was bonn in King
county, LELAND, in 1860. She had children
! 40 grandchildren, and % grea grandchildren
% OF whom are living. and II of them hive il
that city. The old lady is still spry and smart
/ has an eye like hawks sews without specta
clss and has very little grey hair vet. Sh
goes about, walks to church, and has as goo
an appetite and enjoys life as much as ever.
John Goodilow of Sudbury, Mass. was on
hurd',d years old ID Thursday The even
was {, mr. emora'ed al his residence by NEE
ing Of ms relatives and friends, al by othe
appropriate ceremonies. hi. Goodnow is tn
faihet of the late John Go, dnow of Boston
who gave upwa ds Of So, 600 to establish
pubic library for the benefit of the inhabitani
Of his native town of sudbury
Thirty years ago Simon G meion landed i
Harrisburg froni u Su, quchanuah raft, bar,
toon boy, with only three Gents IA his poke
? and bearing reputation a. lad OF remarkab
honesty. lew days ago, he left the W.
Department in splendid carriage, man wort
; probably more than half score of millions.
4 Lon don rag brigade IS about to be estal
i lished IN London, ON the model of the blac
brigade. Homeless and neglected boys are
. be provided with trunks and weights and scale
7, a ale to go from door to door asking for rag
and giving a printed memorandum with ii
weight aud price flied in.