Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1862-04-09

A. NJ AuAl M+-oS7A- el-AN. W
put aboard the express train at 6:45, and de-
posted at the Confidential, bag and baggage,
! by I2i5S.
They were seated on the sofa, the black
broadcloth coat slea+es encircling the slender
waist of the gray travelling dress, and the jet
ty moustache in equally affectiOnate prozimi-
ty to the glossy curls.
Are you tired, deareast?
No, love, not much, But you are, arn't
your
No, darling. --r.-..-.
Kiss and pause
Don't 1t seem funny? said the lady.
What lover N HFr7F'
That we should be married, 49,
Yes darling.
lr Won't they be glad to see US at Georges !?
rr OF course they viii.
I'm sure I shall enjoy it 50 mpch.--Shall
we get there tonight?
Yes, love, if,
Rap-rap-rap, at the door.
/ A hasty separation took place between man
and wiFe-to opposite ends Of the sofa; and
then e--
Come in.
-Av ye Pl.zs, sur, its an N. P. i' waiting
to see yez.
T9 see nae ! I A.pe'lieem'Fpl IIcG
-Yis, sur.
There must be some mistake.
No, sur, it's yourself; and he's waiting
in the hall, beyant
We'll, I'll 60 tO-nO, tell him to come
here. ..s - s.-- s-s s--~r -e
Sorry to disturb you, sir, said the N. p,
with huge brass star on lis breast, appear
ing with great alaority at the walters elbow.
B'Geve this is your black valise?
Yes, that is ours, certainly. 1t has Ju-
lis's-the lady's things in it.
/ Suspicious circumstances about that ere
vaIise, sir. Telegraph come this morning that
burglar started on the 8:45 Philadelphia
train, wiLh.G lot Of stolen spoons, in a black
valise-s2oons marked 7. B.---vatched THE
Ferry-saw the black valise-followed it up
here-took peek inside. Sure enough, there
was the spoonp. Marked T B., too Said it
was yours. Shall have to take you in charge.
Take me in charge echoed the dismay-
ed bridegroom. But I-assure you, my dear
sir, there is some strange mistake. It's all a
mistake
-S'pose you'll be able to account for the
spoons being IN your ysIise, tben2 SO
Why, I-I-it isn't mine. It must be
somebody else's. Somebody's Put them there.
It is some villainous conspiracy.
Hope youth be able to tell straighter
story before the magistrate, young man !;
'cauae if you don't you stand,a smart chance
Of being sent up for six months.
% Charles this, is horrid Do send him
away, Oh dear! I wish was home, sobbed
the little bride.
II tell you sir, said the bridegroom, brist-
ling up with indignation; this is all a vile plot
What would do with your paltry spoons?
was married this morning, in Fifth Avenue
and am on my welding tour. I have high
connections in New York. You'll repent,
sir, if you dare to arrest me.
oh, come, now, said the incredulous Of
fetal, Tyehesrn stories like that before. This
amt the first time swindlers has travelled in
couples. Doyou s'pose don't know nothin'?
Tain. no use: you've just got to come along
to the station-house. Night as well go peace
ably, cause yoq'l have to. .r-. r-r
Charles, Ills is perfectly dreadful Our
wedding night in the station-housel Dosend
for somebody. Send for the landlord to ex-
plain it
The landlord was sent for and came the
porters WI, sent for, and came; the walters,
and cham6crmaids, and bar-room loungers
came, without being sent for, and filed the
room and the adjoining hall-some to langh,
some to say they wouldn't have believed it,
but nearly al to exult that the unhappy pair
had been found out No explanation could
be given; and the upshot was, that, in spite
of tears, threats, entreaties, rage, and expos
tulations, the unfortunate newly-married pair
we've taken in charge by therelentless police
man, and marched down stairs, en-route for
the police Office.
And here let the curtain drop on the mel
ancholy scene, while we follow the fortunes
Of black valse No. 2.