, 1862-03-15

Ii the summer is Obliged to 70 to Yankee
Watering places for bis vacation; spending
pcnL les n his 'meagre plantation fare where
n36o9y Is % looking q. 1 bqt a., throwing 1 away
whenever be can dazzle the unsuspectin9 With
his bank notes. loud laughter.
The gazne Of Brag is not always game OF
cards Is there any game about here, asked
the young EpglishmaD, with bag and gun.
Yee, plenty, 1sped the negro. What? Oh,
principally Poker! Iaughfer.l That Is NOT
Yankee game, or Yankee story. (Laughter.]
The South depends upon the Yankee for food
and raiment-for its medicines-i:s necessf-
the secessionIst with Bibles, though sel-
dom called for, and printing paper and
ice, and cof1ns. fLauglter.1 The secession
mother sends to Yankee land for Yankee
school1nistrees to teach her children. And
the Secession father sends his sons to Yam
Gee West Points, Yankee naval schools, and
Yankee colleges. Many Of to-day's traitors
were Taught truth, honor, morality and religion
at our Yankee Harvard University, only to
rcturn and lie and swear and steal and breed
tre3sor. [Hesr Remember again, sir, when
you sneer, that Yankee means Englishman-
or may be tsanslated-ast the true type Of such
aChristian gentleman. Cheers
How can the honorable speaker quote Latin
when he knows that none Of Us understand it,
[Laughter1 Sid tic classic Sir James
Graham to the honest old sailor, Sir Charles
Napier, after* warm Argument regard
Sit Charles, under great excitement, re-
sponded, "You are anothert' [Laughter.]
"Another what?'' ssJust what sou called
me-" lLaughter1 But even Latin won't do
to make out case for Secession He says, as
arule, the attacked party a1ways deserves the
what is not true, that the North attacked the
South, when we all know that Beaaregard fred
the first shot at Anderson. That's SOL On
that principle he would have been with the
Russians in The Crinlean war, against his own
better analogy, when discovering scamp NAL
treating woman, or committing a burglary,
he would side with the desperate thief rather
than the policeman whose duty it was to arrest
him. [Hear.1
He speaks again Of Carolinian chi7alry!
am tired Of that now. Who ever heard Of it
until Brooks brutally crept behind the back Of
Senator Sumner with b1udgeon in hand, with
the intention Of assassinating him in the SEN
ate Chamber, while his confederate Keitt stood
By with loaded revolver to see fair play 2
[Shamel The chiva1ry are no longer in Con-
:ress, and the world can no longer witness
there repetition Of such disgracefn1 secession
b1aekeuardism! Southern chiya1ry! Look at
OUR armies within six miles Of the chiyaIric
Charleston. Thank God, I an Puritan aud
no Cayaller-l am Roundhead and no Pre-
tcndcE-I belong to the Cromwe1Iian army,
and pride myself On being a Yankee! [Cheers.l
The Secessiouist accuses the North Of frauds,
and says that from the first to the last Presi-
dent there las been nothing but robbery and
corruption. Nov, as have before proved that
TIC South for seventy years controlled the
Government and was the Treasurer Of the na-
ton, | am not surprised at his statement.
loud cheers.l
The Right Hon. Secessioni5t who inmcdi-
ately preceded me disputed my statement
that the South robbed the North of fifty mil
lions sterling private debts, aud fifty millions
sterling Of pirate property, and said that
Washington, they offered to pay the Admins
tr.a.ion Ill debts, and so forth Shades OF re-
pndiatloD, protect NE! They pay! Why,
gentlemen, an anccdpte will best show ho8
rdiculous is that statement. The first eeces.
sionfst, you know, was Satan! Laughter
and cheers.] He seeded from pnrer world
and with iaimitable check he took our
Saviour upon high mount, aud offered
all the kingdoms round about if he
would join his secession party, when every
estate he had was mortgaged, and the poor
devil had not shilling in the world. Loud
cheers and renewed Iaaghter.] He should have
given Mr: Scssard credit for generosity in per.
hitting the scarnps to return at ali {6h.]
You may continent, but had O'Brien, and
Mitchell, and hIcagher presented Themselves
10 Lord john Russell at Downing street il
1913, on similar .erraud, how quickly they
would hare been inearccrated in the Tower
ETes, and loud applause.1 Tie gentleman
wants monarchy. During the next few
weeks lie shall have I'LL the military advantages
ofsuch . government. {Hear.]
Tue game is up, and the hunters are starting
with the bugle. Long before III. Cowper SCI:
Lis drive through Hyde Park, or Sir Robert
Peel fights Tie o. Donogbue. OUT manikin trsi
| tors will be 10 more. The Secessionist made
I one statement abont Southern couraee whlct
| n'ust rcctify- THIS is the san,e old brag thai
! one SouthcrHcr is equal to three or four
| Yankces-he said that lie himself was
| good any time for tTo. EHcar.] Now
/ Mr. Chairman, if have a weak poiu
that is strong, that is the point laughter
and If you will suspend tie rules aud sent
! out for q pair of gloves, will soon prove tt
| you By facts-while he Eses words-that ther'
is one Northerner, at least, who will make a
short work Of him physically as he has don
ntsl1s int 5s;stn st!alsy loud and continued cheer
! The challenged party became the challenger
but Dit. Trains proposition, however, wa
| not accepted; and, during the e9citencn
created ~ the novel offer, the question va
| adjourned until Wednesday.