The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1862-08-08
PIcasputrics.


Colors liable to run-Thc colors Of tho
! rebel regiments.
The rebels are fcct OF foot, hut they
couldn't escape Foote's feet
The best road t. New orlcOns--the
shell road.
Patrons of the Riug-Mu7rying peo-
pie.
Fciu,.-Most Of the swooning by
feminines.
The worst breed Of Dogs in the world.
The ''dogs of war;"
Future Music for Rcbes.---'rhe DEVILS
tattoo.
The Southern Chivdlry were bent
For + + V to bleed
They've clearly proved their good in
TENT,
but very queer in-DlED.
Nv cap for the Southern Army-Cal-
itulation.
A corporation with a soul has bccn
found. The Pennsylvania Railroad Co.
will give 500 600 to provide bounty to
volunteers.
The newly born infant Of the Queen
of Spain, has received ono hundred and
twenty-four names.
There is chap down east so short
sighted that he can't see to sleep without
specs.
DR.. r.. c. II. Howell, who is confined
In the pcnitcntiary for treason, is some
times called "Alphabct" Howell. We
presume he wishes h Grti'y that ho had
stopped al letter her bt.--NdsiUiHc UHi-
on.
An old minister up town the other day
nskcd woman what could bo done TO in
ducc her husband to attend church.
III don't know" she replied, "unless
you We're to put pipe aud a jug OF whls'
Key IN tnc pew
A witness in court, being asked his
profession, said that he was u shocmlk-
or, but that he kept u wine aud liquor
store besides,
"Then | suppose said the counsel,
"you are what may BE- called sherry cob
blerl"
Z An auetioncor, while sellinP stock OF
iewelry, describing set OF Jet earrings
to- a very respectable company ol ladies',
exclaimed very earnestly, "lnd'rd, il my
wife were widow, would positively buy
them for her."
The man who never loved pretty
woman was lately seen by some Grcen'
landers going round the North Pole, AZ
icicle yard long hanging to nasal organ
and sharp northcHster after him, whist
ling "Oh, never fall in Lowell
As we cannc, judge of the motion o
the earth but by some radient and ce!cs
tiOl point beyond il, so the wicked can
not judge Of their progress TO iuiquitl
but by fixing their attention ON som,
bright character that is not Of them bu
sbovc them.
A pleasant cheerful wife some ono hai
saidsis rainbow set In tho sky whel
her husbands mind is tossed with storm'
and tcmpcsts. This corresponds will
what Mrs. Bllfkins says t. Benjamin
that he win ncvsr appreciate her vOlu'
till she is mist.
The Rev. DIR. Howell, who has beer
cent to prison by Governor Johnson a
Nashville, is distinguished divine o
the Baptist denomination. lle il widely
known as the author of the book OF
"Close Communion" u topic on whiol
ha can now mediate at his leasurc.
aWell, what nextlp said Mrs. Parting
ton, as she interrupted Ike, who wa
rcading the war ncws-"the pickets wcr
driven in five milcsi Dloss my poo
soul, but that will make strong fence. =.
~ suppose they had to be driven in deep
70 keep the sessionaders from diggin
out under them,
A young gentleman was at one tim
very much smitten with a pretty lttl
friend says that during his travel
through the West Indies be often fol
some very severe sh cks from earth
quakes, but they were not circumstanc
when compared with those which h
experienced from this liltle Edrh Qua
her.
sHAircHks" AND "HoIs. ."-"Is thcr
ANYTHING ere for George Hogdenm in
quired newly imported eookney nam
ed Ogden, the other dcy,at the New Yor
post office.
"Nothing,:. replied the clerk ate
making search for the expected letter.
The inquirer departed, returning next day
the next, and the next, repeating III
same question aud receiving the same re
ply. At last, happening to closely oh
serve the clerk in his searching opers
tion, he suddenly exclaimed:
"Look ERE, sHy! you're lookin
among the Hd'iehes, aud my name be
gins with HOT--- United Stale
NAL.