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Mister, (Said Juhny Raw, from New Jersey,
whn lately VISITED the office Of the EtSieru Ar.
gas) don't folks pay for the paper wit ,OuI duI.-
nrmg | guess II was a printer Il tickle 'rm
with an OAt straw Why father takes paper,
and I've heard him tell mother he'd just as lIri
cheat the Parson us the Prnter!"
ParSon Gubbin says men lose much by being
too communicative IN matters Vi business lie
says, " Always keep shady; il you see q six.
pence OH the ground, put your foot on il ST ghI"
The parsOn amt Of tue sort Of people that are
scarce nova days.
"Does you sing, marin p said Joe Faber the
Other day TO a charming female acquaintance.
"NO," returned the lair one. I" l never sings,
but baby does, and, whenever he does, | VS.
ties him TO sleep"
Gentlemen" said an individual on being
toasted, "the last time | attempted to make u
speech, made fcCl Of myself. IN be hanged ii
do 50 now 80 drink all your good hea'Ins."
"Well, good bye," said a man to his friend
anywhere in the neghbOrhood Of my hOuse, |
wish you would stOPi"
"1am going to the pOst.OfBcet Bob; shall !
SWell, yes, Il you have mind to but don't
think you will lind me there"
A man is the healthiest and happiest wht d
he thinks the least VI health or happiness. To
'orget an III is half the battle; Il leaves easy
work for the doctor.
Beardless Youths (ssys Punch) are most prone
10 arrogance aRl seli-snlficiency. As thy gov
older, their whiskers eUvsr great dvSl VI Ih,ir
cheek.
-. L.. L.. h..;.,a bst,on =. r;oo. 40, 81 =.
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Two IFishmen out OF employ,
And out at the elbows as Alsly,
Adrift In grocery store,
We're smoking and taking Il lastly;
Whose @ cheek % turned ou. and turned in again,
His name Il Vas Paddy O'Toole,
The other was MIsthsr McFlunigGn.
"I think Of enistin'," says Pat,
because, do ye see what O'Clock hS;
THERE'S nOthn' HdOln at all
But driDkin' At Mrs. ODOchartyS.
Its not until after the
That business times will begin again,
% %YoC'Ss I rs6s, % slT,S @ says 81 M.thsr McElnniEAu.
"Bad luck to the rebels, I say,
Fur kTkn' up all Of this bObbery:
They call themselves gintlsmen, too,
While prac lem murder and robbery;
Nov II lie gnIale for to steal,
And take all your creditors in again.
Tn glad I'm no gintlemAn born -
"You're right, sir," says Misther McPnnlgan.
"The spalpeens make bould to remark,
Their chiyslry eouldu', be ruled BY US;
They're neer too smart to be fooled By US.
Now II its the nRgurs they mAne
by ehIValry, then its = sin again
To night for y cause that Is black -
YOU'RE right, sir" says Ms her MeEinnigan.
"A nagurs q man, ye may say,
An Rqual to all o'ber Sou hsrnerS;
But chiVAlTy's made him brute,
AMI 80 he's monkey to NOrthernersi
Sure, look At the poor cratur's heel,
Aud lDOS AZ his singular shin agAni
Its not for such gintlemen hRht"-
ioue HBn" SUI sAys Aise"sr AsENnbSA'
,,
And now, be me Sowl, they've got It;
They've chosen bed that u hard,
However they sthTlVe for 70 COTTON 70.
I'm thnkin, when winter comes on,
They'll all be inclined to come In again;
But then must bate them al hrSt "
"lOurs Tigh'' sH' says hsu'e' "e'"uesA'
"Och honel but its nara that sNAte
souh itnkn chA ke meHclt
Because Of the thronbls the South has made;
But that's Just the raison' ye see,
why ahnuld help Union TO Nln Asah'
ITS that VII brinB wages once more -,
You're right, SIR says h'S'hsr McFnn'sAn'
,,L,
JoON minn NhAt QUA BhBMnus sOouS
sen1ln YET ufoops ny ~, SSnS' ia,
Are ripe or some ueAeisTy Any day.
Nov u she should mix In The war
Ne lAbrrs makes me head Pih again -
Oald Gland uoud have Such ehLneS.
you're rght' sir' says MlstheT heFinn'SSn'
49,
You talk about lrshmen nov,
hhhstn 6y thG1snhI- don % lSyNV'
lseullrd 10 put down British Royalty
W msh WIN Ihe s'AIs AhH Ws STRIPES
Al nnshmrn mere Hoole - ~ sEA q,
10 sThe lOr tue SnAntocA hnu uAIP,, -,
l0uTs rlght' sHF SAys Nisu'e' AeE
an. ,..-,A-., -. A,..a,. l., . h,.,.
Seh' meiheII ns Saoous ~ W, 49,
p,., US ,ll,n o. ~ OOa.a ~ Nv ha.s.s
-, whose Ieechrs 80 lonG have osen o'eeaos ~i
igS S'4is Ghu i eaIpes nsIe te,,it ~ ,,.n
', OAnanS y, ~ " nAns JUS W nt 49,, s0a' ~ ~ 80 Sm
AZ" ~nuu" s Se tSIss ~ - "s"' 80 -, ~ - urt,,..,
iouN rs"' SUI '@S' ''''"e' "''""S~O'
.,,.., -, . .,1
AMI d9wn ~ Ihs souIh, o., , 90 ye l,I"i mnna,
nSrS pSmV any ~, ., taSEen ~ Sra.,S
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Ws.ksJiassAOa - p.SSa Dus.ssOuad.
tSlaa 1AOscn. PssvE,s,or.
, 1862-03-20
Among the Tombs.

Being employed professionally in the churchyard
of Bedlington, the other day, perceived these
words written over gentleman's grave:
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our army before Richmond was numerically
superior to that Of the rebels. During
The time thus lost the enemy were
actively turning TO account the opportunities
that we wasted. A draft was made on the en-
tire population Of the Confederate States, and
an immense force was massed in front OF Mo
Clellan. That lie was not overwhelmed and
the entire Union army captured was due alonS
to the genius of the man whom it was the de-
liberate purpose of the abolitionists and their
sympathizers In the Cabinet to sacrifice
To the d visions and delay caused by these
miserable intrigues in this, the most perlous
crisis of our history, we have been near owing
our ruin. It's inevitable results are twelve
months protraction of the war and an addition
TO the burthens Of the country OF another five
hundred millions of debt To arrest even
there the calamitous consequences Of the folly
and supineness Of which the men entrusted
with the conduct of our affairs have been guilty.
the nation must nerve itself 70 efforts such -
It has not as yet known. But before 1t enters
upon them the Cabinet will have to be weeded
Of every member of it who either by his ana
bition or his incompetency has contributed to
our recent disasters. Upon those who may be
called to ill their places let it be impressed
that their accountability to the people will no
longer be merely nominal, like that Of their
predecessors. With such assurances as these
of an earnest purpose on the part of the gov
eminent, there ought to be but little difficulty
in giving effect to the Presidents call for Al
additional three hundred thousand men. Bat
to still further facilitate this an amendatory
act should be at once passed by Congress
clearing up the doubts that exist as to the
Intention of the bill allowing the prompt pay
ment Of bounties to recruits and those enlist
ing them. If these and other inducements fail
to bring in the quota OF each State within the
required time, then drafting should be immedi-
ateiy rssorted to. 1t is the very life Of the
country that is at stake, and no scruples or OBJ
Jectons to this measure must be listened to.
Wo be to the man who allows his personal
interests or party affiliations to stand between
it and his present duty as citizen Honesty,
energy and decision are the qualities that the
nation now looks for In its rulers. The terri
BILE but necessary lessons Of the French Revo-
luton should guard them against their .
second time disappointi w.
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The PAST AND TIE FuTURE.-In great crises
clearness Of judgment and decision are the
saviors Of mems fortunes. Minds that are
reasonably cautious, but that. when once con
WINGED, are prom to resolve and act, VII con-
troll circumstance, whilst dc tauid, .le vasil-
.ting and TIE over confident viii become ihsir
slaves. Al it il with md vilusls SO IL is VITA
Governments This hss hs,n Gle afiv shown in
The mafortunes shas have ovc.takca W.
Numerically stronger than tie rebels, pos.
sessing unhounied resources IN n-n. money
and appliances of war, ~ vol as exclusive
command IF the ssaboard, We yet g. the close
of the fir4t ~ elve months Of the rpai,,n All
ourselves rot oply a fsr of ~ cver ircn toe
object win which we commenced it. bu.
actually doubtful WHISTLER We can hold our
OVID. had any other gene. al Int Mcclellan
been at the head Of tie Army OF The Potomac
shc chances were, Ia fact, tlat by this inc she
enemy would be debating terms TO US from
the national capital.
Flow, with all our superior advantages have
Iris disgrace and humiliation besn inflicted
upon MS Dy To loss o. our opportunities.
caused b. We jea!ousy, the over confidence aud
ths seifiss smbiticn Of certain members Of tso
Cams.t, who allowed themselves 70 be IN de
Tia toolt rnd dupcs Of the radicals H. Con-
crs- and whist thase latter were distressing
tbe 4r.,io1 whether no niger should not bs
csred II 70 all US in fighting our bstNsa, tbs,
very ruesession OF which was an insult ~
tventy-thrcs millions Of freemen, the country
wss allowed 70 i1jl itself into tAs belief ut
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had as the sgn of the speedy mastering. in
Virginia OF = Union army Of three hundred
thousand men. With proper activity we can
have such an army there before the middle of
August. and the rebellion suppressed before
the LIST of October.
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TEE PouR ET CoNTnE" or ForEfGS INTER
yEsrIoH.-T The interference Of Frcncs and Eng
land in osr affairs is becoming terrible bug
bear with our people. This - owing to the
want a little rejection. It is truo that vast
intcrcsts aro stimulated by cotton to urge
rtep Of this Kind On tie Earorern yovornn sn.s.
But /. 10 equally true and equally ps;eLt to
the latter that am attempt q n, sort would
cut of their supply OK brcalstufs. veslsrn
Europe 10 entirely dspenien. on She Uaiiei
States and Russia for ito supplies Of FOOD in
times OF scarcity. The present crops, ve are
told, do not promise well, sDd . war with us
would OF oHce cut short any furthsr exporta-
SONS from this side. The question with Eng
lard and Franc lies not between the justice or
tie Injustice of Intervention, bu. between cot
oa and corn. They love cotton much, but
they love corn better. For he stoppage Of
heir supplies OF cotton from this si1e they
can f1i pallations; but for tie suspension Of
their supplies If c. IN they CA fnd none. TIE
consequence Of the one may be distress, bpt
Of the other j. is revolution There IS scarcely
a question, we think, a. e. which horn Of tho
dilemma they viii accept
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sioners OF the Ceqtra Park to put the building in
tended for st. Joseph's Hospital at che service Of
the State authorities Cor the accommodation of
sick and wounded soldiers, to be under the charge
of the Sisters Of Charity. They also concurred in
directing the Comptroller TO request the Adjutant
General of the State TO furnish list of all per-
sons who have been discharged or who have de-
serted from the service of the United States.
After the transaction of large amount of routi-e
business the Board adjourned till the first Monday
in August.
Al a special meeting Of the Chamber OF Com
merce yesterday afternoon, it was resolved to is
sue call for great public demonstration, to be
held on next Tuesday. An address and resoiu-
tons. which are to be submitted TO that meeting,
were read. and approved by the members pre-
sent. most Of whom we understood to be members
of the Subcommittee which prepared them. The
meeting was very small, not more than dozen
persons being present.
The heat was very uniform all day yesterday.
and moderately high also though not much felt,
owing to light breeze aud Q strong tendency to
rain which prevailed. About eighty degrees was
the maximum figure reached by the mercury be.
tween ten O'Clock in the morning and five in the
evening.
The gold and exchange markets continue unsettled.
Gold sold up 70 NIX yesterday. closing about l16
Exchange sold at l2os, closing l27H l2sk Stocks
were not o. firm ths morning, but closed steaty.
Money. a per cent
The cotton market was higher yesterday, while tho
sales embraced 200 bales, cosngar the basis of
AL a &C. for m,ddlng upands The stock remaining
Oh hand very light The dour market opened firm;
bat owing to the advance In freights IL closed dun and
for grades Of State and Western easier prices
Wheat from the same cause. closed dull and easier,
who the market ,-as tolsraby active Corn, from the
rise in frsights also heavy and easier with sales of
old Western mixed Sc. $40. Pork in fair
quest. while prices unchanged with sales OF mess
at $40 37s $40 50, ana OF prime at 80 37S So so
sugars nrmer active with sales Of 1852 hhds.
Coffee active, with sales OF 10 coo bags Rio At
2oc. DC and 600 additional bags reported at
p t., and 500 mats Java report cd sold At 26c
Whskey nrmsr With sales OF State and Western At
SOC. Freights were decidedly highsr and active To
Liverpool wheat IN haS and bags, taken At 1870.
Id closing at thu after fgurc and -four At &c. Cd.
g.. whsas to London st I4d., and -four at A. A. 3D.
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,yrlcEx w. CORNER OF FULTON AND NASSAU sra
The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-03-04

One who hAs recently been ID battle, and who
desires to satisfy tho curiosity Of chose vino de-
sire to know how non unaccUs5omel 20 sand
fire, felt when FIRST under it,, says:
| Go not suppose | have much physical OF
moral courage, 5ar the sensations under fire,
Judging from my experience arc different from
what is expected
reasoning ylAn at first feels alarmed, and
bis Impulse is to run away ; and If ho has No
reason to stand, he probably does run bur at
each exposure he grows less timiu and after
hearing canister and grape alb ut his ears a
dozen times, begins to think he is not destined
to be hurt.
lle Still feels uneasy, perhaps but the dan
ger becomes fascinating, and though he don't
wish to be hit, he likes TO have narrow escape
and 50 voluntarily places himself in a position
where he can incur more risk.
After ii little while, he begins to reason the
matter reflects upon the Doctrine of Proba-
bllltes, and how much powder and lead is nee
essarily wasted before any man is killed or woun-
ded.
Why should he be, he thinks, so much more
unlucky than many other people? and he soon
can hear the whizzing of bullets with tolera-
ole degree OF equanimty, though he involunta-
riy dodg or tries to dodge the cannon balls
or shells shat 60 bowling around his immediate
neghhorhood.
Ia the afternoon he is quite different crea-
tur" from what he was in the morning, and in
voluntary smiles to see man betray tbs same
trepidayIon which he himself exhibited few
hours before.
The more ho is exposed to fire the better he
can hear i' and he timid being OF u day is
til Zero -. - Wn.fJw; and he who runs from
danger ~ ~" inst battle field will run into it on
the next. ard court the hazard he once So
dreaded.
Inus courage, as it is styled, is little more
with lnosr men shan cuStom ; ana they learn TO
despi3o wh"t hds often Threatened without
ctuN!Hs '!icm hd:1n II wounded, they learn
wounds are les painful TO bear than they had
SUPPOSED, ana then the dJctrine OF probabilities
teaches stem once more they are less liable to
be "o"n!cd AGAIN. 30 the mental process goes
on nn'' Tie nerves become by degrees the sub
Jects OF VIII ; aud he only fears who has not
tie VIII 10 be brave.
The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-03-04
Later from 'Euyope,

HALIFAX, March |. The Royal Mail sSte0n-
snip ARABIA, from Liverpool On Saturday, tjta,
via. Queenstown 10th.
Ii Is reported that the Tuscarora is at G,ttai-
ter. The Sumter was still there without g.,j
In the House y. Lorus on the i4th +.
oianhope called attention to thu reports lg-
dltonal stone blOckudes ut Charleston and
asked what steps government would take. Earl
RUSSELL sad he had no Official information. and
Knew not whether the reports were correct. The
government had protested against the pcrma-
hent destruction vt any hnrbor as uniustiiaAle.
ana the American Government responded that
lhey hao no intention tn permanently destroy
the hafDurs The views of the French govern
meht were identical with those of England.
Inc 6"Vernment was busily preparing all its
Information relative to the blockade to Law he
lore Parliament.
Mr. Donnoshuc gave notice in the House
OF commons, of motion Tor returns as to all
Drtlsh vessels which have run the blockade n,
nave beeh capturcd IN the effort also, of all
the british vessels which have put into Nashua
ana other ports with contraband of war and
been permitted To retit, &c.
supplementary naval estimate asks for an
extra vote OF f364 900, which is regarded "a
i.prcsenting the expense Of the Mason and Sill.
dell affair.
PARIS, Feb. IL. The French papers think
the question Of Mexico may lead to the fall Of
Tue CABINET Of Palnerson. II is believed Emo.
and wiil Withdraw from expedition should
us aim be abandoned by Spain and France. and
SHOULD they interfere with the internal policy OF
Mexico. P'"'y VI
The Independence Beige asserts the positive
acceptance OF the throne of Mexico by Maxim.
The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-03-04
The Supper to Major Kimball.

Monday evening, the citizens Of our village
! did themselves the pleasure of extempcri>lng
supper At TIC Pavilion in honor Of Major Kim
bali, who 50 distinguished himself ut Roanoke
! Island ID leading the assaulting party that
stormed tie rebel cntrenchmens The Major
was III town on bis way back TO join his COM
inand, but was prevailed upon to stop over
night, to give the people an opportunity Of see
Ing him, and taking his hand. More than hun
dred sat down a the table, Mrs. Kimball, with
Il few other ladies gracing the banquet with
their presence. Alter the substantial viands
were disposed Of, Charles Reed, Esq, made IL
graceful speech, compliinentng Vermont and
Nermontcrs, and MAJOR KiMBALL, especially, as
the type of the brave and gallant Green Noun
tain Boys. lie was followed by S. B. Colby,
Esq, who made one Of his pleasant test and hap,
piest speeches, cloquently alluding to Col. Ran
sou, in connection with Major Kimball's cam
paign in Mexico. Mr.. Colby gave as a senti-
lnent, The Freedom Of the Press, which called
up c. w. Willard, who spoke briefly, and
gave as sentiment, MAJOR KMBALL and the
bayonet Charge. This called out the modest
and gallant MAJOR, amid a storm OF cheers. MAJ.
kluDALL, then, after thanking those present
N delicious mannec for the honor done him
proceeded to give graphic account Of the
landing and attack upon the rebel emtrench
mems On Roanoke Island. The account was
exceedingly Interesting, but the MAJORS ex-
rsene nodesty kcpg quite in lho background
his own prominent part In theRr!llint achieve
l42nt lie closed with an eloquan5 declaration
o. his determination TO follow the lag of his |
country tina. he had seen stream 50 glorlously
ever 50 many bAste-helds.
other happy speeches were made by W. q.
Eerlil, II. ". HeAton, G. j. Gleason, ALERT
Clark, and Is T. Flliold, E5qrs, and the conpa-
NJ I'D not separate ill midnight.
MAJOR kiMBALL left this (Iuesday) morning
t. rejoin nis connAnd He expects there will
b1 Molo iiSiifiy under Burnside, and he is gu te
unwilling to be absent when it comes.
The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1862-03-04
Panic at Nashville,

The correspondent Of ti'e Memphis .irq.,.,.
! furnishes US the following aecouu, Of f..
element -,
+ "yhe news Of the >lrrenatr Of n.,,
reached Nashville, Tennessee, BY ,ei4rr, ,''.''t
Sunday morning .rUut cIurch tine, WIZ "' "a
Of ,he citizens were un their way :, ,I,o, .1"',
customed pieces If worship. Instant 'V
course, every other consideration rave N.Y.. ="
tie thought of personal safety. Ey2rvF ' na 10
Of transportation ut hand WIS enmloyaa '''
move furniture aud valuables the depots war
thronged with men, women and childrpn "e''
lous to leave the city train after train ws$ r4.
in motion government stores were thr,wnnffs.'
to all who chose to carry them away, and ~"
groes. Irish laborers, and even gentee-oot;n
persons. could be seen toting off their via 3
beg, clothing, or other property belopyn, ="
the army, though, by order Of the military ~
thorltics, much OF !hls was recovered on ,bo
ensuing day. In Il single word, the cltv w.
crazy with panic. Governor Harris is said In
have rode through the streets, at tile ton of b;s
speed on horseback, crying out that the nanar.
in the Capitol must be removed ard SUBSEQUENT.
ly, with the legislature which had at once AZ.
sembled, left the city in special train for Nam.
phis. Sill there were some in the cjtv w.t.,
manifested determination to make stauda and
APPLY the torch to every house before it st,oulJ
oo surrendered This state Of affairs lasted
without much modification, until Monday even.
in, when Tie excitement began 80 Subside Al
the rolling stock OF The railroads conycrging II
Nashville was brought into reQuiSlton, and the
machinery III the armoly, guns, and much val.
liable PROVISIONS &c,, We're Removed Seye,
l..,inI ,ui+h ,~,i
aud crowded with frightened men u The :.,,
left the city in one day. The city is said to
have been very unso4nd, and McCicroQn1 him.
self confessed that he Was IN daily rvceirc g.
Information concering the inoysmentS Of yir
sioops Phosphorus and either Inhammab.
componDls have since been ourd concealed asa
ready tol as, and II Is also STATED huc d batch
Of Uul,H tl4&s were discovered but Whether
or ?.DC these we're tn, remains Of a>ua h.u!a.
oeIe I'll. i0u, is unknown"