The Goodhue volunteer. [volume] (Red Wing, Goodhue County, Minn.) 1861-1864, 1862-10-29
Observation-Disclosures

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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
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"WHEx was quite 3bor.,,;s or.,s a.yg smith
my father ordered q. coat. for me from an
Ifsreallite, and when the garment came home
it VAS lsIge enough for two q. thrse OF my
size Ihs 'les psrpleyed Jev. after 1sainly try
ing to gather up .thves sfl fplllnesa in the hack
with his hand, SO that the, front might set
tight declared ''h l # ll length, boldly; the coat
was goos it Was As no fault of te Goa, 10 coat
u T. eoot ees enough but the boy was too .lins.'
aaAs oIsaniist Of Bangor was. rerys peculiar
sttol the nature ,of his meals, and having
gone totchurch one Sunday without leaving
his usual dire .'ions, the anxious wife sent
her little boy lior instructions. When the
boy; reached the church, h. found they. had
Just commenced the 1s. Deum, and fearing to
wait until it was finished, he crept sap,to his
father and commenced singing in. his ear, in
the tsehe|lsoice (aoHo rcco) ysG,n ~ zas
l5 IN thep's get a hind 7enartcr of alamb.
hat shall she do with it2'
The organist was rather astonished but
PROMPTLY replied, in base. - >@.. 3''o
- 9 Ro:tst the loin and boil the leg. ~
~ ~ And make pudding Of the suet.',
With which message the young genius in
sta'n4y sdecamped. 2ia3sz a.ij %. fia41i.
[7a A DuTlFUL SoN.-"How old are We ?.t
said sMaj"r Kpting ito aadwnrfshr yonns
man, Twenty" "3L,ewonder You aren't
r ght down ashamed ofobeing no bigger
you looksIike = boy often" "All comes Of
being dutifut child" :; How. so p, t.fWhen
J was ten, father put his hand ON my head,
and said, Stop there = and no then ran
away I've never, seen: him ,.since and
dtdn't think it:right In me to 60 ongrowing
without his ,leave." 5sw arsusrrt2,
7 LovE:-At three years Of age awe love
our mothers at six, our fathers rat ten
holidays; at sixteen Dress; OF twenty our
sweet hearts at. twenty-five, our wives
|at ferty, ,onr children at sixty, ourselves.
y" Mr.. Smith, I want to speak 10 you pr;-
yatefy., Permit me to take you apart few
moments ""' 8'sFf1 '--s5@''.%j'TT7t Ss.s@ss
r SMITH (1h5ysg7snt the least tii4g!1snea.)
Z" Certainly, Sir il you'll promise to put me-
together again. .''s'' H.''.'' .''.7 ''i21'a
"YoU look as though. you were beside
yourself 'n,f' $ said wag to fop standing by
donkey, ,5,,
a. A theoretically benevolent man, op being
asked byta friend to lend him = sovereign,
answered briskly,a with pleasure :" but
suddenly added, Dear me, how unfortun-
ate I've only one lending. sovereign, and it
is out" o"'=> II .5s3 ,aard.cH IN
= Robert Hall was unhappy in;his courtslip
Of Miss. Steel. While he was yet smarting
beneath tho disappointment he went out TO
tea; The IadyIsof the house said, with no
very good taste, You are dull, Mr. Hall:
We have noipolished steele here to entertain
you.'4 Oh, madam, that's not the slightest
consequences; !; you have plenty + Of polished
brassn 1f'st "al d'tH ava>ra t!i2s
Among tho cxpedients adopted by tho
suffers to sell contraband liquor to the SOL
diers one is exceedingly novel. They drop
a couple Of pesches into bottle Of wbiskcy,
and sell the compound ~ 'pickled peaches =
A more irreverent expedient is 4, have =
tin can made and ]paiated like hymn. book
.ndlabelled The Bosom Companion -
THE Cincinnati O,,tlolc1 7slegraphof this
week says Of the Presidents proclamation
Of emancipation. sss'-.'
I Wethink few unbiased persons will seri.
|ousiy quarrel about the right Of the Presi.
dent, nat as President, but as commander.
in chief. to deal with the rebellion o. to him
shall appear the shortest and surest mode
|sf putting IL down, even TO tie extent OF
confisca,i1g every species Of property en-
|ploysd i. any way whatever TO sustsin it,
u certain humane souls are leeislatively cat
alosusd - and defined hy the soatis.as pro.
tefty. and afs thus brought under The sp-
plicstion Of such proclamation, the south
may Djame herself. 1898
a parisian fobber, who WAS seized in the
&C. Of stea1ing from the shop .. totaccon-
'st, said, By way Of excusins himself that
he had revsr heard of law which lorbadca
man to TIKI .ng6 - .s.s'.1=s.
Il The Ohio SsA:s Journal tells this story
|o The exs'upting physician is that city:
!. DoctoE. i the lame foot won's snswer I
havs snolher ~ i.sudciont rsayon ono that
you carDot Tefp-s mo sxsmpties. tor."-
Il. Il. Whist IS i r aslsd ihs docsof. WHY,
she hcf.is, deesor. I hsvs not ri e.ed sen<e
ri am an idist,,' aoismalys rrplisdE tho ap.
|plicasi. All. sid m Aoaos, !. xhat
|peosf hsss yoo q that What ssidssce can
ysu hsisg g . Prosf sopc: c:ustss, 4. ss;d the
'aPpliesst. Why, siv voted afors lin Bu-
|chsna0. asA. y thss ISL preofsp a.lwsa'a
being Z ID din, I DIT kssrxl
'essld - yssysD. $50 81