The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1862-01-09
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The winds are responsible for many an unluck
blow.
seen a day OF tvo ago, 10 turn INFO public house
The fellow who got intoxicated with delight ha
been turned ont Of the temperance society.
Why is side saddle like four quart measure
Ii holds gall on.
PANTY Fair has some good hits at the Seceders
Take the following as n specimen
For Jsg Daris' Prirate Edrs-Noose from the
North.
By our Judicial Joksr-To what decision mus,
the South come?
To Dread ScoIT.
ne Bed Campaign Paper-Cartridge paper.
Great thoughts not produced amid noise and
mirth the minds thunderbolts, like the Clouds
are forged in silence and darkness
IL sometimes that are ironically
called human beings, because they Of all beings
the most inhuman-
Even IL a woman had as many locks upon her
heart she has upon her head, cunning rogue
would end his way into it.
Perhaps. after all. the truest philanfhropsts the
earets lovers Of our race are the feas musquitoes
and South Sea islanders
An English paper says that some miners have
found silver one Of the slopes OF Mt. Parnassus
They are more successful than Of the poets
have been.
Hyou cannot have friends without continually
cuItivating them, the crop may not be worth the
trouble
We should use our cunning as We do our courage
always have il ready to defend ourselves, to
offend others
BARLEY FOR HEss-There is no one grain go well
suited As food for hens Barley when fed with oats
and corn. will often be gathered first by the fowls,
and hens fed with more or less barley, said to
lay more freely. We have used barley and peas
mixed, and return OF eggs is evidence Of the
suitableness Of the eEcod--Erehange.
PREsERvrSa SINKS FROM FoULSEss.-In hot wealth
il is almost impossible to prevent sinks becoming
foul unless chemical preparation is used. One
pound Of eopperas dissolved ir four gallons Of water
poured the sink three four times, will COM
retey destroy the offensive odor. As n disinfectug
unpleasant odOr, nothing is better than mixture Of
four parts Of fine charcoal. by weight All sorts Of
glass vessels and other utensils may be efectually
cured from offensive smells by rinsing them with
charcoal powder. after the grosser impurities have
been secured off wi.h sand and SOAP
A CHEAP BREAKYAsr-A son Of Erin. at Schenec-
tsdy. heard the breakfast bell ring board canal
boat just starting for Buffalo. The fragrance Of
the viands induced him TO 60 aboard
'' Sure captain dear, (said he) an what'll ye AZ
poor man for travelling on yer Elegant swan Of a
boat."
OnIy cen, and half q mile. and fOund,'' re-
piled the captain ....-.-
An is il the vittals ye mean to End, sure,"
Yes And if you're going along, 60 down to |
breakfast"
Pat Didn't wait to be told q second time, but /
having descended into the cabin and made hearty |
meal. he came again on deck and requested that the
boat might be stopped.
" What do you want to stop for" inquired the
captain.
:. How far have come, jist - asked Pat
Only little over n mile
Pat thereupon handed the captain two cents and
coolly told him that he would not 20 any further /
with him, Judy would wait her breakfast not
knowing thai he had breakfasted out
The joke good that the captain took the
two cents ordered the boat stopped, helped Pat
a-ho and told m rat
occasion travel that way again, he should be most
happy to carry him.
VALUABLE HIxrs TO UNMARRIED LADIEs-The
following items OF advice to ladies remaining in
state Of single biesseiness. extracted from the
Of old dowager;
If you have blu. eyes. languish.
III black eyes. altct spirit
II you have prc:ty feet. wear short petticoats-
IL You the is doubtful to that point, wear
them long
Ifyou have good teeth. don't forget to laugh now
and then.
If you have bad ones. you must only simper.
While you are young, sit with Jour face to the
When you are little advanced, sit with your back
TO the window.
IL you have bad voice, always spe.k in q low
tone
II il is acknowledged that you have q hne voice.
never speak in q high tone.
II you dance well, dance seldom
IL you dance III, never dance at all
IL you sing well, make no puerile excuses
III you sing indiderenty, hesitate not q moment
Ehen you are::asked, for few persons are compe.
judges Of singing. but every one is sensible OF
he desire to please
IL in conversation you think person wrong,
arher hint difference Of opinion than oHer con-
rsdiciion.
I. is always in your power to make q friend by
miles what folly to make enemies by frowns.
When yOs have opportunity to praise, do It
nth all your heart
When you are forced to blame. do it with re,uc-
ance-
IL you envioas Of another woman. never show
but by allowing her every good quality and per-
ection except those which she really possesses.
If you wish to let the world know you are in love
18th q particular man, treat him with formalty,
nd every else with and freedom
II you are disposed to be pettsh or insolent, it
better to exercise your i'll humOr on your dog or