Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1862-04-18
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"A wamal shoald almays Be neatlv
Hd elegantly dressed; she has no excuse
appearing otherwise!'
Has she not siR WHAT do YOU cali
pose i've little animals in pink aprons
pa pinker cheeks, who hang around
rom mora till dewy eye2n What do
4eaE eall the baby, who always wakes
hsts when lie oughtto be asleep. and
Efts the full force of his small lungs
hst when he ought to keep still?-
That do you call TIE soup, which
aust be seasoned to grain of pepper,
md the pudding, which must be baked
Glst SO, or there will be trouble among
he lords of creation? The coat which
hust bcniended2 thecravats which need
bnly a stitch? the china that must be
Watched? the carpets which must be
Swepi2a We should call these very re-
3pectabiesexcuses for little dishabille
how an,i theni
Woman galding abroad, is one of
the most disagreeablez sights ain the
wsAld; ber place is at homen
We are not sure of that. either; no:
u she wears pretty bonnet, and has
fheeks like the sunny side of peach,
and ripe, cherry kind Of lips.
We've seen a great many more disa-
rreeable things, and confess wea kness
Tor bright eyes and pretty hair I'm
Ioubtcdty her place is home, but there's
po reason she should shut herself up
there until sheslooksslike cherry stalk
pr u lump Of Chalk Who would bny
the coal and calico, the marketing and
the new music, if woman is never to
Set her foot over the threshhold2 The
lue1n that wrote that heresy nese Kept
house, We Know.
asNomcn should always be calm and
composed, like a peaceful landscape or
q se.enely shining star. Her whole
.mannsr, should carry out the idea of rest
and repose. x SisI6 II
All very we'll if the gentleman in
possession of these s'serenely shining
eyes" would allow them to remain up
ulnong the clouds, high above all sub
lunary tolls and turmoils. But what is
the luminary to do when husband brings
! friend to dinner on Monday, when the
E'.wash is in high procedure-when an
Fextra chicken has to be brailcd, and the
hest table cloth whiskcd on at three
minutes and o quarters notice? Has
our critiea right to complain if his wife
makes her appearance with face redder
than the picked beets, and manners de
Ecidcdly nurried?
"a woman should never, under any
circumstances whatever, lose her tenn
per. z
Might as we'll tell the wind not to
blow on a March day, or the rain not to
come down in April. 1t does them
good to "explode occasionally A
woman to be good for anything must
shaye as much spice aud sparkle in her
as bottle of campagne, and if the cork
does come out once in while, with a
hang, why that. don't ,depreciate the
value Of the goods.
But let the men preaeh--ts don t
amount to anything after all. We hold
them captive by every one of their
dickey strings and coat buttons-but
the rents In their stockings, and tooth
aches aud headaches they want to be
through. They cannot dowith-
out us, and all this good advice is ouly
a very natural chaGng under the iuyisi-
BILE chains. On the whole, VIC think it
absurd to take the slightest notice of it,
Talk away, gentlemen, you don't
hurt our feelings.
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