The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-03-28
Volume 8.-Number 81


the Louisville journal hiss fairly
bristled with sharp things. We copy
the following: 7di u4f u, .pH
IL 10 hard to Say whether General
Floyd 10 more nimble with bic Rn.
gers or his heels. ga 80 .ela ...
Pcrhsps the rrbols wero more re-.
conciled to leaving Kentucky and
Missouri because these are he mp
States. .'i' AA ...-f.' W. H' 80
Our gnnboats were sort of craft
that very much disconcertsI all the
craft of Floyd and Buckner.
The rebels cant pretend that they
didn'i have lair warning. President
Lincoln reai the riot act to them lsst
April. .,t..... .......
1t is to be hoped that the Southern
States will bo whirled out OF the re-
beliion as rapidly as they whirledin.
The rebels lave lost very large
amount Of military stores in Tenne.-
see. They make poor storu. keepers.
The rebel Generals are uow ,ndi.
ting proclsmations, addresses, &c.
Before long they will be indicted
themselves. .
The Nc. Sterling Wig says that
Humphrey Marshall when last seen,
was parching corn for his dinner.
The oleaginous rebel never to ,k his
corn in that ahape before. s. %
The good blows OF the Union are
struck by strong right arms; the loud
blo,os OF the Southern Confederacv
issuo for the most part from braxsn
Lungs. .-.. & .E.f 1H ..
Burnside is striking hard blows at
the front of the Southern Coufedera.
cy, whilst our Foote is vigorously at
work at its rear. With Foote, tho
seat OF attack is the scat OF honor.
The thin ribbed and starving rebel
soldiers call our sleek sud well pro.
visionod soldiers the FeIs. We
suppose that ours is the fed army aud
theirs the uVcd army. .I
II the rebels conclude that tho
most prominent among th.n are to
be hung, it W II have Q decided tend.
eucy to make them modest aud un.
assuming. Each will try to be
thought OF tho least possible import,
uncc. t.t. .4 ....t t... Dbl
The Frankfort Commonwealth says
that Kentucky will member Gen.
Bishop Polk. IL SO, ms almost a
pity that she hasn't lock OF his hair.
or, still better, his whole scalp 10 re-
member him by. rs a '.. F.
The Southern Confederacv is on
it's last pair OF legs, and it has the
infanmatory rheumatism, dropsy,
gout, and several other msladies in
them. sf 3.' ..-@ ,.' -
The Southern Coniedetacy is in
deep decline. 1t and all the money
it had are sadly wasted.
They toll us that Gen. Siyel wss
not educated at West Point. but he
fights like a man educated q. all
points. ..-.t.'-.t .. .'... ,
We suppose the Nashville Union
will now claim to be good Union
paper, and urge its name as conciu.
sive evidence Of the fact.
The i'm, ASSIGNED appeals oi tho
Confederate authorities to their pso.
pie in this crisis are as stirring as
teaspoons. .r.a.a..l .a 1.,"s
Ladies' under garments are in
great demand in tho Southern army
for fixed ammunition We wonder
IL tho Confederates think that our
brave fellows will shrink from march,
ing right up to the batteries that tirs
petticosts q, them? They never ran
from tho article in their lives.
How can the rebels aff,rI TO do 40
much hard running, when shoa lea
ther is SO scarce Ia their section?
The Richmond Wig Gays that
jeff. Davis is q small potato. Wo
suppose tnat's the reason tho L litor
giVes him dig. ,.I .
Buckner showed too much whiH
at Donelson tho white lag, tho
white feather, and white liver.
Any United States offic shou' !
he knocked out Of a cooked hat who
doesn't do his part toward Knocking
the rebellion into one.
1t is impossible to tell what the
restoration of the Union will cost. -
But ono thing is certain; it will not
cost hal what it 10 worta. ai a.,
We advise the rebels to stcor their
craft as soon a. possible into tho
port Of submission. Il ish't block
AIDED. '"'' tHrn ...tf
An Iowa regiment has rule that
any man who utters 90 oath shall
read q chapser IN the Bible. S,var-
al havo got nearly through the OIl
Testament. ..
The rebels pretend to thiIk that
their flying forces hav, at length
como 10 ahslt. All, but the thing
their leaders are coming to is halt