, 1862-03-13

Two can make love, but it takes three to make
wedding.
lie who turns from evil habits does himself
good turn.
Days are lost in lamentations over the loss Of
days.
That Of which proud people are the prOudest is
their pride.
When is flock Of sheep likcOur climate? When
it is composed Of oil wethcrs.
The boy who lost his balance on the roof found
it On the ground soon afterwards.
Don't touch lne. or I'll scream!" as the engine
whistle said To the stOker.
The most imputeut Of all things is q mirror, for
it is continually casting reflections.
Very good. but rather too pointed" as the fish
said when it swallowed the bait.
Don locate yourself on the back Of wild horse
unless you want TO be dis-lOcated.
The man whose word eau always be depended
upon is sure to BE- always hOnored.
Throw piece Of mcat among bears and purse
Of gold among m n and which W II behave the most
outrageOusy-the men or the beasts!
When we find great natural courtesy in the poor
we only find il in company with superior native
sense or graf tenderness Of feeling.
One rose upon u bush, though but a little onc,
and though not yet blown, proves that which bears
il to be a true rOse.tree.
lie who is false to present duty breaks thread
in the loOm and will find the flaw when he may
have forgotten its canse.
An Irish stationer after advertising variety Of
Nho Tn aloR
customers sell waters gratis"
A crusty old bachelor says the talk Of women
is usually about the men. Even their laugh is
but he, he
He who commands himself, commands the world
too aud the more authority you have over Others
the more command you must have over yourself
An advertiser in an Eastern paper says he has
q cottage to let containing eight rooms and an
acre Of hnd!
you may depend u. on me, wife, give you
my word"
Il had rather you would sometimes keep it,
SIR"
Jeremy Taylor says that good wife should be
loUking.glaSs to her husband" But we think
she might unl shoull make him see in her SOM.
thing better than himself.
LAiuy luTHiOulu ushVu OuIECh uItc uiN WY
Love was always represented us child? He r.
piied Because Love never reaches the age Of
wisdom and experience"
1t Is undeniabe. that. in America, Il takes three
to make paiT-he. she, and hired girl. Had
! Adam been modern, there would have been a
bred girl in Paradise, to look after little Abel and
raise Cain.
A shoemaker was taken up for bgaHy. (which
wife" asked bystandcr, will be be obliged to
| take 2"
He is cohber" replied another, %and must
Of course stick to the last"
THE backbird whistles for his dinner fist like
mesif," said an Irishman to his companion.
"HOw's that, Paddy. my darlint?'
"Why, you spalpeen, don't you see that when be
Whistles he calls for his mate"
Two fools ut Lowell. young married woman
and bachelor, ran OF together. The husband
saw them as they got STATED in the cars gave three
cheers, bade them enjoy themselves if they could
and theh vent home happy man.
A fellow out West, being asked whether the
liquor be was dr'nking was q good article, replied
&" Wall, I don't know guess %. There Is only
one thing queer about Il; vheneter ! wipe my
mouth. burn hole IN my shirt"
An IriShman remarked 10 Bis companion ID
observing laAy p1sl, . Pat. did yol GSr sse %
Ain 4 woman = Ia hsfaSys
sThin," replied The Other; "botheFadhnn! I've
~ woman g thin - tuo q hsf pat togilhef.
have"