Burlington free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1827-1865, 1862-11-21
lF,ou tie New York Sunday Msieary.l
oRPHEUs C.KERR on THE ELAC-
TIONs.

Eiiis- T. THE la's election in NaH osa'
ny boz. las electrified everybody except cur lio--
est Ace, who still goes shout smiling, Ike l'ns
aGd amistls sextcn, and continues % save our
distracted county sfter tie macner 81 su Hoat..
man. On Tutsiay night, high moral D Inoci 70
cb3p, Of much wl.c - al, who had Jlst feeei'e4
. dispassh all about ire election, weat 70 - We
Hoaest Ate for TIE express plrpo:s Of teilins hin
tha. the DINO Z parry lad been born sGsin'
an1 Eas on 'hs p0i-; Of protesting against eTeTy-
tainz Whatsoever, cxeelt the Colstiiution OF our
Erefaihers lie found the Ho1e-t Abe crashing
some vslHuts before The asc, ny boy, an -iS
he
The celebrated Democratic orylaiiinoa, q
which 7 an Assis.lut Engineer, ars carried ine
State Of New York IL d manner impossible 20 er-
Uress, and will now proceed 70 demand Q. you
vigorous prosecution o. that unnatural stril' IN
which a.o ayolEed our lives, liberties aud 'Ds
pursuit of happiness. We admire % sec 3 our
harmless honesty says The chap blandiy, ana
we believe You q te . fresh czg. but Ee Fro-est
against the arbitrary arrest Of msn which = pitri-
ots, only conservatigoiy Democratic. a1f We ~
sis, upou q vigorous pTlsseutioa Of Clustiuuoral
h0stiIties EEsinst car Misguided oivthef- |Ho
ore now oEsrirg i-regUit-Fqqoii' = t4e "''-
srumea."
The Honest Abe cracked . s1lnu'. aua .fy- D.;
"lou say, uei shbor. that the Organiz .ii.n st!i.
insists upon 3 vig0TCus prosecution Of the var
the arm Of the chair with bis knife, ami ssJs he :
That is the present platform or T1i-l va are
T p rstuf t.qsH.'
"WeH,7 says the Homes; Ate "t tsii5.- that
you mean W-U bat AN ramirie3 C.. i.tie
s,crE.
" Wleu va. practisi-g lsa 0l. 81 Iiliuais,
says tho honest Ale, twisting the bow oil us oiaos
Lecktis around from under his isit ea there was
an oll c0-k with tzO sons, living near ne. IL
% s7 fF Ita lfvai
his root blew oI cos windy nis-t. add ten be
concluded 20 move TO new house where The sain-
ney didn't take up oil the upper story. % tie
Jay when be moved. he'd ct most Oh Li traps
changed o. the other residence, and had sent one
@; his cons O. saa tia, they were al sot safely
indoors, when -uiieuiy a lh7wer canacrc-i 30
GENE up. The old man ard hs ota-f ohsFrizg.
shv bad stayed % hurry him, wore takias Up
c-rgcl from the ~ o. tie tins tie fr.-
dlse Of thunder crae ked. and the prns, says lie;
hurry up. oli crazy bones, OF veil be sytclsi 10
the frszhgt before you gel up tits here rich 4urc
The stern plrgn. hee-ci tee adEonIIo1, and went
ripping away tine carpet aruuuI tie Edges 90 ile
room, until ne came near wngre t1l n- -fi-: Ea'
standing, aad there &c stuck. lie pulled 01t 10
wouldn't c-tae. mi ae sags, ssys be. 'Psar- 90
ne tha. iad 4. .t.,i tack must b. teupenny nt.l-
30 b0iIs,- -H.' lul 9as -le old screw we rerg
blind without hp spe-..' Gays tie Honest 5rei
butj0ni1g bic ye-- a.E-T. "anI 10 C lllnt see
i4st where t1s tlcs v,s. Another peal % ta'n-
der at this moment iulas tls iFasc.-is OF psiuz
stiu mailer, ald Le says. avs he; o. 'alstbaI
old cripple is sou Cou't hurry up, veil Be ketea-
cj, 1 's'. YOU" A. Dc made ta's tu,ia, lc;nlTk
be went stamping O. tue WindaF. and 40 The -s.u-
moment tae c.1tluEerous tack r7rE1 ou', sri tre
sEei parent went over on his back sltl tle carpet
Up On bis clir he 81 up an1 busted, anI, says
be; N-U, nov, that - curous-bo@ slil-n o.
v-lt' llen he proceeded TO rap away asnn ~
a.H ) .~r4 % Ha
&c more Tae viii ,5spuas siw him tuss'ug
--ail, aui 1t uais him s. Writhy tla- Le says
SAYS fs 'Why ia thunder d'da- J.u
take tut the usii- fr {. you crooked Old s;nneri
sou = Us enough O "a iAs ne weep air~sl i9r
the Oh roulo. 10 rec how you b1t be d'iA..
iri-- bis .J.-rsati.r; f-, ls be w1iked t1Tafl
WtCfs the hsums- isy. The tack came ont, a-d t1e
Oh 'gn wsut o. b,d --ail under tle carp = tp
sYrlu. the sli parent, spit iry rags, ard be says
saws i-s We'll now as~ clr.ous-to tninA %
SHOULD come 80 .ucicrtr sun ou re U,n-, urui
tue carpet Ea. all Up around the ci-es; but when
be tfisd 90 drsg % away on bic shoulder ~ Va
last sllr vacr.s yer. E---r1m-o1---a7- 7--a'
vent the tla1isri and saws the inii1'-tei '1-
sp-irE, s1ys hes well. ue7er l'd rec sucl
b.utderjas ODD d-I az y,u pe. Ne4l to BE chel
Ia the r5'a ss sgve s, CRASH 77rrsi end eli be-
cause .s4 iiIn't take uY advice En1u- TIE 1enl--r
DO the frst place The r'lr old "a tzEs-d aLd
Fu'i-i ula painted, -ld says ae- ""s.ls nov
that 90 cur ems, -z.l O. massey. Ia,re caa be
NJ tIcaswly olt il the miIIl3 vi tle floor here,
can thaHT 10 To. BE sure, The c!d olird pate Ua-
sain. WA c1 bis knees 90 take usus1-e5e
view, when AL of T. suil-n be gave start snd
be says. SAYS Ls; 'NLT, pears % roe, SAMMY
you're 50 .a4ia' r7 'ir crp.f y0.rssf Ari o. Dc
Eas--s1 be- was. ..ys honest Abe, smiling i4to tie
FIRE, "s-i il,. sl- tie re's7l way the ci-Fe' lad
stuck fl-t In 81 ua1y rhc.s.
Sov." says tls uoa.s- Abe, f1sieg t-e Lem
srs ..s- =