Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1862-03-28
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sorrow.
Ie@ An unsel6sh love has no power to
blight, only to elevate and develop,
asg= There are some friendships Which
have all the jealousy of love.
rI Who is the largest? The lover;
he is fellow of tremendous sighs.
B8@ The best thinkers are those who
are net only thinkers but actors
RP Robins are most abundant in the
country larhs in the city.
DI What maintains one vice would
bring up two children.
BD@ If you would become great con-
queror begin with victories ever yourself.
e@F Cast away the staff of duty. ike
the prophets wand, it changes to snake.
sw- The most telling newspapers are not
always the most truth-telling ones.
B5F Beware lest you become med.
ler, in the vain hope of being peaccma-
ker.
Ba= Why is field of grass like per-
son older than yourself? Because it is
past-your-age.-
ISI@ God washes the eyes with tears
until they can behold the land where tears
shall come no more.
1B@ Nature breaches cheerfulness in
her saddest modes, she cover seven forgot
ten graves with flowers.
RS| Long words, like long dresses, fre-
quently hide something wrong about the
understanding.
IS In this world no good is unalloyed,
and there is little evil that has not in it
some seed of what is good
cw A bachelor merchants advice in
selecting awife-"get hold of piece of
calico that will wash"
e The greater part of human suffer-
ing consists in the anticipation and reco-
lection.
gG~Lovers may square themselves for
quarrel, but they are pretty sure to come
round
sY Old age impairs.a mans eyes and
ears, but not generally till be has seen and
heard quite enough.
sw Who are the most dishonest people?
Hardware merchants, they sell iron and
steel for living.
BG- It is about equally dangerous to
take advice from your enemies and give it
to your friends.
gsE- The candid are saddened by unde-
served censure, and humiliated by vnmer-
tied praise.
baE 1t is only on rare occasions that
even those who daily meet can exchange
the deepest condolences of their hearts.
RD~ The mosquito is a customer who
tries to get inside the bar and take "a nip
without paying for is. "
W A young exquisite being asked why
he did not 60 to war, said be always tho.
war was best when taken in homeopathic
doses
Is The blcakest adversely may bear US
to prosperity. The Aritic waDderer may
be hoated into a warm latitude on an island
of ice.
ssg- He who loves truly loves humbly,
and fears, not that another may be prefer
red, but that another may be worthier of
preference than he
R<g- Lncy Stone says the cradle is
Woman's ballot box. Then we have known
some illegal voting, where two ballots we're
deposited at one time.
ag- Action is great hygenic prinei-
pie. Inaction, fills more hospitals than
energetic strife it is bettes far to wear
out than to rust out
q A man advertises for competent per-
sons to the sale Of a new medicine, and
adds that, '1t will be profitable to the un-
dertaker" No doubt of it.
-a@ If you stand coolly by, aud see the
cruelty you could check or the wrong ycu
could right, and move no finger to do it,
you are pot the reader ! want, nor the hu-
man bcing,I choose to know,
ggWe don't want men who VIII change
like tie vanes of our steeples, with the
course of every breeze but men who, ike
mountains. will change the course of the
wind.
sB Why is the letter A ike the merid-
ian? Becaus it is the middle of day.
Why is the letter B like hot fire (? Be-
cause it makes oil boil.
Why is the letter D like fallen angel?
Because by its associations with evil it be-
comes devil.
Why is the letter E ike the end of
time? Because it is the beginning of etern-
ity