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New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

We have strong evidence Of what
triumph of conservatism at t he polls
willdo in the rise Of Federal notes and
securities, on the reception Of the cleo
ton news from Ohio, Pennsylvania and
Indiana. Similar trinmphs in New
York. New Jersey, Michigan, Mime
sofa and Illinois, will bring them up to
nearly or quite par. We trust the tri.
nmphs have been had and may there
fore look for corresponding increase
in public confidence' .Hs W gas.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

Charley w. Goddard has opened .
stock Of Drv goods, Boots and Shoes,
read made clothing and domsstics at
the old store formerly occupied BY
Schellenser. His terms are ready
nav and Inv prices. Give him a call.
Its both pleasant snd profitable to buy
ch.ap and good goods
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
ESTkAY OXEN

TAKEN UP BY MICHAEL MAH0NEY,
L at his residence in Alton township How.
ard County. Iowa, IN tho 9Th dav Of O"tober,
1862, IN estray pair Of OXEN described as fol.
lows: color, red, largo size one has broad
horns and bunch un der the jaw. tho other
has short horns; both supposed TO be about
eight years old. and apprised at fifty dollars,
before R. 7. Sutton Esq ?.
CT. WEBSTER,
Clerk District Court
October sob. 1859
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

STOVES, SrovEs.-Ohapin has re-
c;evsd . choice stock Of stoves from the
east At tho New Oregon Tin Il Stove,
Store, in the Plain Dealer bull
ding, revv cheap for cash
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
Taxes /! Taxes !!

NOTICE is hereby given that I will meet
the Taxpayers Of Howard County At the
places of holding the last General Election in
each OF tho townships Of said county for the
purpose Of rece;vir. and collecting tho delin
qusnt taxes. due from the rssiden.s therein,
~ follows. except at New Oregon and Yer.
non Springs ut the Court House the DAYS
meg toned tor then,
New Oregon, Nov. 18th and 18th, 1862
Paris, Monday. nth
Howard, .a Tuo.dsv. lsth.
Atom, Wednesday. 18th.
Jamestown, Thu, sdsy, goth.
Saratoes, Friday. 2ist,
Howard rcntsr, Saturday. c2d. I"
Vernon Spring.. Mon. Tues. 24th 25th
Albion. Wednesday Thurs 26th 27th "
Forest City, Friday Saturday 2sth goth
Chester. Tueedxy, Dec I'd
Oak Dale Wcdneslay, 81 I"
Persons attending at the times a"d places
mentioned will save theuselves trouble and
cost.
q ALVAH WARRINGTON. j.,
Asst ollcc.er for said County
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

WHEREAS, my wife, Dsus1LL BrEas,
W has LETT my bed and board without just
cause or provocation; this is to forbid oil per
ssns from harhoring or trusting her on my
account, - ! shal' pay no debts Of her con.
tracing after this date. 7 aA"-
Dated Jame-town, Howard county, iowa.
October "a 1862. n5v4t3
EBENEEzER BEERs.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
TME ROAD TO PEACE.

Tue lOI tlhtIou VI our OOEcTlnt III, ~
was ever held that men derived what
| ever liberty they enjoyed, from the
power under which they lived. The
Divine right of King. to rule over the
people was universally acknowledged
This night originated at the time when
man, in his folly, demanded King to
rule over him, and "when God in his
anger gave him one" Divine Provi-
dencc intended that the great moral
obligations prescribed in Holy Writ
should govern US. No one can deny
that if the principle ofunivcrsal justice
prevailed everywhere, there would be
any need OF laws, since they arc made
to protect the weak against the strong,
and to punish those who do not respect
the rights Of others.
The most perfect Government is that
which allows to every individual the
largest liberty which at the same time
will not interfere with like rigats on
.s'~ p".s VI ~ls v.i,~Io.
The history Of the past had demon
stratsd that the hest Of governments
were those in which tho people had en-
joyed the greatest freedom, and that
none had secured permanently to its
citizens the blessings ofpeace and prop
erty. With the experience Of, other
times before them, and in keeping with
the enlightenment Of the age, the fra
mers Of our Constitution reversed the
doctrine Of tyrsnts, and declared that
all men are endowed by their Creator
with certain inalienable rights, that
among these are :'life, liberty, and the
pursuit of happiness that man is
free agent that he is governed by HE
own consent. and that his liberty is
universal, and therefore that al laws
are hut sbridements ofhis freedom.
The Government ofthe United States
was formed on this principle. 1t was
made through the concessions Of the
different interests Of the merchants,
mechanics and farmers. It was form
ID through conce ssions and compromis.
ca, and through them sustained. The
people seem to have lost sight Of these
facts they have again accepted the ar
gument of Kings and E.nperors that
they are subjects, owing allegiance to
the officers Of the Government. While
We adhered to the Constitution and
obeyed lite every provision, We pros
pered, and when We began to disregard
that sacred instrument, we commenced
to degenerate as people. now We are
80 poor that "thcre is none 80 low - to
do Us reverence
All our hopes Of peace and Union
are conferred in the success Of the De.
mocracy and the restoration ofourGov-
eminent as made by the fathers, with
protection to life, liberty, and pre- pcrty.
and q recognition of the doctrine that
the people constitute the Government.
Our road to peace and Union lies
through the truths embodied in the doc
trines of Democracy, defined by the
Constitution Of the country.-Dubuque
Haro(I. .a .t4sL z-99 @a.a ".t
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
70 FAnMERs AND MrRCH ANTs.

NlDN1 NV ElM nhn I. t"..
TO FARMERS AND NERcH ANTs.
Butter lone Of the staples Of thi,
Latitude is now nearly as scarce in th
market as is gold aud silver in che ma
,ional cxchcaucr. It is an undeniahle
fact that among the traders Of this
town, and We presume Of the county,
there is not a single merchant that has
sny knowledge of the manufacture and
the packing of butter, and not one that
could put down and keep any article Of
hu,ter--no matter how we'll manuise,
turcl-so that in six weeks. or perhaps
as MANY days, it would be fit for table
nae. The consequence lie, that not one
among them dare to invest their capital
Is even q limited extent in its purchase.
and the result ia tina. it shuns this mar
ke. aa prudent people would a. pesti'
ieNce. -...
P1v~s"S ~~~-~. 49, -..-~~s VICE..
lirees is absolutely essen isl to pre-
serve its sweetness and purity, and
without. this, no matter how COOL the
article. it soon becomes rancid and to-
.aiiv unfit for use except as grease /:
and for this purpose alone is the large
cat part Of oil ever put up here eventu-
NV appropriated. We have seen a.
good an article Of butter as was ever
manufactured, not unfrcquentlv, put
into some old rancid barrel that would
faint every pound rut into it in one
hour, so that no care afterwards be-
slowed upon it could keen it from be-
coming absolutely worthless. Again.
FOR some reason, 40 ,frkirs are ever
pc. 10 in Inc country tina. are suitable
70 pack in for market and what is un-
Fl for that purpose is unfit for use.
Nearly every person manufacturing CIR
kins leaves upon the slaves portion
of tho sap. not knowing or caring that
the brine contained in the butter will
invariably ooze ont through It, and
tina. where that can &c. out air can get
in, to the certain injury Gifts contents.
In dairy countries, no person engaged
ia the business would take such pack
azes ss gracious gift, for the reason
that every one would dctract more.
much more than the cost Of good
package from the value Of its contents
In its manufacture among us MS much
skill is exhibited as in any country We
ever lived in with no better facilities
When the farmers Of the country shall
get such dairy houses with their aPpli.
anccs and fixtures as are used in the
older States, the quantity AMI quality
Of our butter will equal that of any dai-
rving district in the United States.
But they need cement, and cur
merchants and business men cannot a.
ford to give it until they shall learn how
TO take care ofcnd preserve tie dairy
products in o marketable condition.
Then they can and will find the traffic
in such products source Of great profit
to themselves and Of utility to the
country. ...-, ....
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
r | N X L E 4 YON
SEWING.MACHINE co,
Branch O0ce, 10 Lake esvsss. |
Chicago. III.

Branch oas.' a x, .:.' 4, sS;''''.}
Tor the purpose .. facilitating ii. s.~;,s
Machine Trade in tho West ts F1srl.
4 LYON SEwiNo MAcMHE Co., have opener
permanent Once il Chicago, No 100 Lake
street. first floor.)
The usual charges for freight 81 Machi.ss frsa New
In every other respect the business tie cheae. oee
WI Dc done On the sans terms - u the paress sAes IL
full Of Machines with al the lat, iup,sve
Mens 10 slready In the Chicago once and oil orders To-
Machines and sewing Machine Findnss viii Be p.snp.y
70 par.ie. little acquainted with the y,.kls Lye,
esr,Tx the careful rsru:: q the c.np'
had application 10 very specific and will b feuaa
highly 'n;,as.ye having been prsp.red vim ..el care.
The following brief quotstion Il characteristic Of ths
Ths Machine Is better adapted than any ether Sewing
Machine in market to the frequent changes and ssst
endless variety Of sewing required in family fsr Viii
stopping and maize every stitch perfect Win sew fen
the hne gause heaviest CLOTH and the stout
..ss
.s,., +: ,..ax N.ssia: - sssin.:y ri.
compares with Il in this respect" Hence have we unI.
foImly-slmost without escep,iontaken the highest
in competition with other hrst class Sewing Mschnes
Hene: that are able to offer the following glsran
w. ''A.s We WARRANT every MAcnlne We sell W give
than other Sewing Machine IN
Fet or money refunded" We never sell . Naehns ca
any other terms The Euaraee reliable % the note
OF any business man in the land For more than ave
aavs We relied upon such fact: for the reputation II
Machins and without single travelling aRep. in the
held there scarcely neighbourhoed On ths eoatIntnt
where the Machine IL not favorably known We prefer
sseh reputation to one based talking points"
- they are technically called In the trade Hence ",
make but kind OF stitch Wis., rtseh aMSe o.
both sides requiring only enethrd the thread Of ether
kinds Of stitches.
NIB, Local Agents wanted In every count, .&r.orA.
out the West Special Inducements offered.
FINKLE T. LYON 3. II. co.
sas BROADWAY, NEW YORK.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

Nav C,pER.-Mr Sadler has .
quantity Of new cider, the genuine ar
t;cle and no mistake 1t his Grocery.
It Is healthy beverage used by good
templers stronger drinks are
sought for and not found.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
EsTRAYOX.

HIoTNA OK.
- Taken up, by Saml, Huckinr
-Ia Mt his residence in Saratoga
Township, Howard County. Iowa, on tie 9th
day OF October 1862 an ertray OK described
a. follows col,r. light red or dun, with two
white spots on left hind leg, right horn lit
tie Topped, two slits in each r. supposed ta
be about seven ye,rs old. and appraised at
twenty FIVE dollars, before Charles W Fields,
!. p. October 28th 1862.
CT WEBSTER Clerk.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

+, 900 Don MALE Or FEMALE Aorsrs Il .-lr.
LLOYDS NEW STEEL Plate CCrw
TY COLORED MP Of TIE "a,
TED STATES CANADdS AND
NEW BRUNSW'CK.
Prom resent svsys, completed Ass. 10, 1879 49,.
sos., :" s 81 n. sio end nd. Or: yss: e
OIL and ssls a. The low price q City sens $4,000 lass
M aoi only County Map. bu. /. q also.
COUNTY AND RAILROAD NAF
e'hs United States and Canada combined in one s,v
EVERY RAILROAD STATION
and distances between
,uua!antes any woman or man % to Is Der day anI
VIII take back all maps that sold and refu:d u.
Send for 81 worth to try. '... ..
Printed Instructions how canvass ven hurusA.d Al,
Waited Wholesale Agents for our Man, IN .v.,, Rat.
tnnn Cansds, England France and Cubs fer
Mo- may DC made with er hundred dollar. capital
New York. - T. .Io1o' No ~ Broadway.
-, The War Dsp...ne. Nap Of vrsi. Maryland
tetam Greek sharpesburg, Maryland H.h.. wMu.ns
port Ferry Rhorsve FORD ana al ..s.s. on
renn,:n. ss "e,' r.sans.s Maryland v
LtOYOS TOPOGR/PHlCAL
MP CT KENTUCKY OHIO, INDlINI
IND ILLINOIS.
the only authority Tor Gen. Buell. and the War Depart.
mens Money refunded to any Aadas N errs1 II t.
Price 10 cents.
From the Tribune, Aug O.
"LLOYD'S NAP OF VIRGINIA, NARY.
LAND. AND PENN>YLVANiA.-rhia
very iare it, cest d but d cents and 10 ne sse
which can be purchased"
LLofDS GREAT MAP OF rH8 MISSISSIPPI
sav.a Actual surveyssy c.pt. Rst ana Wa
every mans plantation and name fros g. Isvs
to the Gulf Of Mckee, $50 mIeI-every oa,SH.r'
town landing. and oil PLACES 80 miles bach IRON ths
nver-coored counties and States Price, u In sheets
POCKET form. s.d - ~ On lnen With rollers Read
Navy Department washngtss, Sept. IT, 1862
= T. LLo1D-sR: Send me your Map Of the Nieas..pp,
niver. With price per hundred copies Rear. Admirsi
CHARLES Davis commanding the Mississippi ssusdren ia
that squadron
GIDEON I ss, Secretary Of TIE Isv,.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

Judged from an abolition point Of
view, fanaticism is loyalty, and mod.
Grafton treason.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

Sixty zine counlies have been heard
from, fifty four Of them officially, with
the following result:
Abolisionist m.jorities, 5000
Democratic .a- 5,942
Nett Alb. majoris;ss, 1861
The counties to hear from will not
effect the result greatly either way
but will probably re,'u,e the majority
as il now stands.
Wilson, Abolitionist, is elected in
the First Congressional District by 227
majority. Price ditto in the Second by
l,404. Allison in tho Third by 1854
Martin, Democrat, in the Fourth, by
100. kasson, Republican, in the
Fifth. by, 1000. Hubbard ditto, in the
Siyth, by q small though nnaacertaine ed
majority.
Dubuque Herald.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
VOTE OE zTAN third CON0RDS-
SIGNAL DISTRICT.

The following is the number of votes
cast for d. A. Mahony: for Congress,
in the Third District, a. officially re-
ported, 1t will DO to Aaunt in the face
Of every man who has N intimation Of
disloyalty upon his tongue.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07
WATrHES l. JEWELRY!!

WATrHES T. JEWELRY!!
Of the Richest 4 mos. Fashionable Patterns,
OFFERED AT Retail At WHO'LL sAIx ps,c,sll
YHHE HUBBARD BROS, Nos. IS & 81
L NASSAU SrRsEr, kkw-YoRK, hanufac.
slar styles 81 Arcxss and JswsLsI being aet.rmned
upon increasing their Business unlimited extent
the following elegant Ornaments at the unsurpassed Low
Magic Time Observer, being Hunting
and open face, or Ladys or Gentlemans Watch in
the prettest most convenient and cheapest Watch In the
World Imitation gold; effected by . patent process,
e. 90. third :; much. Price only osS. Retai' i
Hunting Composition cased Levers, En-
snsh manufacture Movement. capped and full jsweled ;
has sunk seconds and the Improvements Heavy
cased and good imitation gold. Price only 31s Rstas
u from $50 to sioo.
Hunting Com position Ca,ed Armp Watch
ss :.: 81: s. 81: 1:s s:
great variety Of other wArozss, n lev prices.
Ladies' Sets Of Brooch an Ear Dro pa to
correspond limitation Cluster Diamond very rich pat
term snd entirely new price ~ Coral and Bead entwin.
. ys.y neat and pretty ornament Handsomely mount
Gentiemon's Yet Chains. Pari.ien, an
elegant pattern only g. The Demoniac very heavy e5
Rings Plain "nlv 75c Scroll, very pref.
ri c n.sa.s s e. 's''' " '.'' 's'* "
Sleeve Buttons Patent, Chased, or Enan,-
elied, and very handsome pattern. $3.50. Double,
chased ~ with stones, u, 50.
Bosom Studs variety of new and
fashiensbls designs, per set. oi,5o
Bison + Scarf Pins - Leaf, with Opal and
Fancy Stones, ~ Imitation Diamond. $3.50.
Lockets.-Do"hle Glass, richly engraved, -
price in registered letter address, and the articles
WIN be sent by return Of mail, free Of expense Or
the amount oftwelve dollars and upwards will be
sent BY express any part ofhs legal States with bill
payable 70 the Express Company when the goods de-
lvered.
country, who wish make money rapidly will do well to
obtain mammoth catalogue furnish the most sale
address HUBBARD BROS.
Nos. IS + 81 Nassau. near John Street.
(n6v4m3) NEw-YorK Clry.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-11-07

.-a 1859 1928
Allison's msjority in the district, 1854
kirkwood's maj. in the dist 1861, 34lS
Maheny's gain, 1904
Sixty zine caunties have been heard
from, Fifty four Of them officially, with
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AND
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WHY THEY DON'T PRosPER.-George
Mason, The first Democratic United States
Senator from Virginia, and one of the
most honored citizens of that State, de-
clared that
Slavery discourages arts and manu-
factureS. The poor despise labor when
performed by slaves. They (slaves) pre-
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They produce the most pernicious effect
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Judgments Of Heaven on country. As
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THE DAY SCHOOL EELL.

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The man that will take a newspaper
for length of time, and then send it
back "refused" and unpaid for, would
swallow blind dogs dinner, and then
stone the dog for being blind.-Er.
He would do worse than that He
would marry a girl en- trial, and send her
back at the end of the honeymoon with
the words Don't suit" chalked on her
back. Iron City.
He would do worse than that He
would steal the chalk to write it with,
and afterward would use it on his shirt,
to save the expense of washing, and then
sue his wife's father for months board
ing-AdUertiSer
Worse yet. He'd chase sick rat ten
miles over corduroy road, and institute
a post mortem examination after he Lad
caught him in order to recover stolen
grain of corn.-Morgantoaoa Star.
We indorse every word of the above.
He would steal the rotten acorns from
blind pig, and steal all the winter meat
of an editor Somerset Herald.
All too mild. He would go and join
the Southern Confedaracy, which is about
the lewest depth of meanness a man could
reach.-N j. Leader.
That don't fit the case at all. He
would smuggle himself throught to Heaven
by a roundabout road, bribe St. Peter
with bogus farthing, and then, after he
got in, would steal paving stones from
the streets of the New Jerusalem, and
trade them off for halfpenny stumps of
cigars.-Noryan County Gazette.
Stronger yet. He would sponge liv-
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old father until the old gentleman be-
came unable to work, and then let him
die in the poorhouse, and afterwards
sell his remains to the medical students
for anatomical purposes.--Blutton Ban
Rer.
He would be as mean as the man who
cursed his poor old and blind mother for
stopping in his door-yard to beg for bread,
and who gave his only child penny for
going to bed supperless, and the next
morning charging him penny for his
breakfast.--Iorch-Light.
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An OldBatehelor, who had procured a
marriage certificate of a friend, while
glanclng over it, was heard to soliIoquise
thus: "Can't do it-would like to, but
won't-want a wife--wouId like to have
wife--but must do without SO expen-
sive luxury-wives are expensive
money Is scarce-provisions are high
won't consent to give any one authority
to spend money for me-can't do it."