The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1862-04-04
our nAsIsHTor Cllirs.


cartridges.
All Diseases speak to MS eolcmnly en-
eloqucntly, except the dumb oguc.
A base ball game-Tiring on picket
frSm an ambuseade. 'I~H
Put your money into a box If you lik.
but not into a dice b1N.
Books are cmb1lmed minds. Fame (
a Hover upon doud mans heart.
The ladies who wear red, white an,
blue rosettcs, arc real patriots, aud there
fore ready for an engagement
Neck and Hccls--,A young man nam
cd Neck has recently been married {,
Miss Heels. They are now, therefore
literally tied neck aud heels together.
al Think" said gentleman to N,
footmnn, "l have bron a moderate, goo,
master toyou, Juhn." every moderate
sir" said John. "..' ...|.
Nomsrblc monument ig needed to kccr
the memory at him whose soul brcathcI
Itself in marble deeds.
Glory 20 the man who rather bcors n
grief corrodinr his bruu4t than permits II
to prowl beyond aud TO prey on the ten.
dor and compassionate,
A good many Of Naturc's human pro-
ductions are written in ciphcr--a kind Of
cipher, which, Ike that IN mathcmalics,
means nothing.
In every great mnu's soul there is n
tnge Of melnnrholy. lu the rrccssos oi
the thick branches and leaves Of the
mighty oak, twilight fingers even through
the midda"
A Slaves motto---Am I not man and
a brother. - vanity Fair.
How docs the most punctual Of pay.
masters incur mighty debit by sleep
Ing on tick.
Submission is the footprint Of faith In
the pathway of sorrow
The dttest dover for wdow--a wild
owor.
Women should srt good examples, for
Me men are always following after the
women,
II seems hard case that when man
dies, his hotter half is cutltlcd to only n
third. N
A pretty woman'e soul sometimes sits
and looks out through bright eye like u
purring ca, out OF sunny window,
j. Is said that lsdy bathing ut Coney
Island was carried away by several un-
dsrtoesi
Tho only blustoror from whom n
brave man will tako blow Is tho wind.
A promising young man may do very
well porhaps--a paying ono much bet
tor.
Why is anything that Is unsuitable like
dumb pcrsonl Because it won't an-
swcr.
What Sambo thinks Of Bull Run
There's victory in dc icct.--lapiiy Fair.
Water isn't fashionable beverage for
drinking your friends health; but It's u
capital ono for driuking your own.
We cannot conquer necessity, but we
may yield to il in such a manner as to be
greater thun IL we could.
"Miko, and is il ycrscl, that can be ar-
ther telling mo how they make ice
ersaml"
"In truth I can, Don't they bake them
ip cowld ovens, to be surel'
An emigrant to Port Natal, writing
home TO one OF his friends, sRys:--"Wo
are getting on finely here, asd have al
ready laid the foundation Of larger
jail"
A little girl hearing Il said that she was
born on the queens birthday, took no mo-
uee of il at the time, but day or two
sfler asked her fshor ii she aud the
queen were twins.
That which in u girl is attraetivcly pro-
voking may in a wife provoke without be
ing attractive.
Dissgrocablc things, like disagreeablc
men, are mover 10 be spoken ofwhcy they
are present.
Itis mover 80 delightful TO kiss ths eye
lashes Of those we love Us when fresh
tears are OH them.
Poison may ooze from beautiful plants
deadly grief from dearest rcuombranccs.
Those who occupy the high stations
often think with regret fsome pleasant
or one they left below.
StuSious men who look so quiet, are
no, unfrequontly the most restless mon
in existence.
Lawyers, doctors and women uro all
fec-malcs.
A dontist is not necessarily mad be-
cause he shows his teeth.
How does COW become a landed es-
tatel ny turning her intua field,
In solitude the moody man is burden
to himself; in society, to himsolfand 9TH
ere. HHI lN r
A poor fellow dying ofsturyotion should
have consolation administered 10 himby
afry-er.
American writers often stray from
their subjects, but German sticks 10 bis
Text. F1f1a1f-H Sc .r.
Let not the stream Of your lilo alvey,
be murmuring stream. Hft
A mob may have as many ears as
cornhsld, and be AS doarto reason.
Thsre arc. many largo vineyard in III,
world, probably the largest is Martha's.
: hemp and fax make excellent cords
aad We have seen very good cords OF
wood.
49, aI
Men Of talent are often the captiyes o.
beautiful wrongs.
A little wrong done TO another, is a
great wrong done TO ourselyes.
The blush Of true modesty is like tho