Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1862-10-21

ibe schoolmaster proposed we should
GIT up a mass meetin' The meetin' was
largely attended. We held it in The omen
air. round roa.in' bonfire.
Inc schooimaster was the first orator =
He's pretty good on the speak. He also
writes we'll composition bein' sci Ion mar
req oy IOgrammaticisms. lie said This IT.
actively surprised him. What do you
eq meet wild come Of this kind Of dojus'?-
Mil. fit" '
"Hooray for Mill I" / interur,ed.-
Fellow citizens. let's Civ .hree cheers for
Mill. the man who fi!''
The shoolmaster turned a little red. but
repeated-"Niha tit"
Exactly" said. midi ft. He
wasn't a strategy Teller"
Our venerable friend isn't posted in
Iirsil?' said the scoolmaster, sm,lin'
pleasantly.
mo, don't know him. But if he's n
able bodied man he must stand a little
draft"
The schooolmaster wound 10 in eloquent
style. and the subscriber took the stand.
SAID tue crisis had not OILY cum itself
but 1t had brought all its relations. Ii
cum, said with evident intention of
making US good long visit. It's .oin' to
take of its things and stop with US. Nv
vile says so too. This is a pod war For
those who like this war, its lust such a
kind OF war as they Ike. III bet We. NV
wife says so too. If the Federal army sue
ceeds In takin' Washington, and they seem
10 DC adeancln' THAI way pretty often,
shaI. say 1t Is strategy and Washington
Will be safe. And that noble banner. as il
were-that banner, as il were-wiII he a
emblem, or rather, should say. that noble
banner-ds icere My wife saws So TOO
L got little mixed up here, but thew
did0t notice 1t. Keep mum Teller citi-
zens. 1t will be proud day for this Repub-
NC wren Washington is safe. Gloucester
Massachusetts. is safe. Gen. Fremont is
there. n danger of Gloucester Maes,chu
sets, a. NJ as Gen Fremont's there And
may the day be not far distant when l can
say the same of Washington. But if it is
saved. 1t will be by strategy. Vermont will
s'"n be safe, Gen. PheIphs is comm home.
Let US all rejoice that Vermont is about 20
be safe My wife says so too.
The editor OF the Bugie-HJrn of Liberty.
here arose and said, IL do not wish 10 inter
rupt the gentleman, but a important des.
patch has just been received at thetolegrapb
office here. | will read it, 1t is as fol-
lows: Cor cHt IS about to take rigorous
measures to put do1cn tile rebellion -
loud ap2lau-e.)
That. said |, Is cheering. That's soatb-
ing. Aud Washington will be safe
Sensation. Philadelphia is safe. Gen.
Patterson Is in Philadelphia. But nv
hear. bleeds partic'ly for Washington
My wife says so too.
There's money enough No trouble
about money. They've got 10. of firstrate
bankno:e engrdvers at Washington (which
place, regret to say, is by no means safel
who turn cut two or three eorss of monevn
day-gnod money, two Goes well. Bank
note engravers made good wages. | oxpect
they lay ny property. They are full Of
Union sentiment. Thsre ia Considerable
Uuion sentiment in Virginia. more snecial-
~ among the honest farmers Of the She.
nanhoah valley. My wife save so too.
Then 1t isn't money we want. But we
do want man, aud we must have them
We must carry a whirlwiLd of fire amony
the Toe. We must crush the ungratefuI
rebels WHO are poundn' the goddess OF lib
erty over the head with slug-shots, and
stabn' her with stolen knives! We must
lick EN- quick. We must introduce a mum.
Der oil hrs'-ciaSs funerals among the peo-
PIE OF the South. BeSSey saws SO, too.
This war hRin't been too well managed
We all know that, What then? We are
ali in the same bua'-if the boat goes down
we go down with her. Hence we must oil
tight. 1t amt 10 use to Tx NV about
who caused the war That's plaid out
The war Is upon Us upon us all-and we
all must hgh: We can't reason" the
matter with the fne-ouly with steel and
led. When, in the broad glare of the neon
day sun, srackled jackass boldly and
maliciousiy kicks over a peanut stand, do
We reason" with him? CUES MT. And
why treason" with those other Southern
! nAorle, WHIP are tryin to kick over the
! Republic? Betsey. my wife, says so too
have great confidence in A. Linkin.-
| The CID fellows heart is in the right place
and his head is clear. There's bin sum
| queer doIn'o by some of his deputies-civil
and miitary-but let it rass We must
save the Union. Aud don't let us wait to
/ he drafted. The Republic is our mother.
For Gods sake don't let us stop tn draw
| lots to see which If Us shall go o. the res
| cue of cur wounded and bleeding mother.
/ Drive the asssssins from her thrOat-drive
them into the sea And then, if it is
worth while, stop and argue about what
caused this in the first place. You've
heard the Snowman. You've heard my
wife, too. Me and Betsey is l..
The meetin' broke up with enthusiasm.
We shan't draft in Baldinsville if We can
help it, FdHity Fair.