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Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
Or Foreign ReIaiinns

The President has submitted with his
message. as an accompanying document, q
volume Of nearly 500 printed pages. con-
tanning Secretary Stewards diplomatic dis
patches. The resume Of the documsnt
shows the follJwing to be our relations with
foreign nations:
England entertains, or at least exore,ses
no sympathy for US, but rather the re-
verse.
France has not been cordial, but has
been less offensive than England.
Austria has teen friendly, and from the
outset has declared that she would not req
ognize the rebel cOnfederacy.
PruSsiG ant all the German States have
been equally cordial.
Russia has been friendly but anxious for
the war TO end.
Sweden and Norway have teen fisndlT
from the begiHning-
Belgium Is undecided. but pas,ire,
II Hand 10 disposed 70 folpw tie lead Of
England. aud at a respectful di-tancs.
Italy IS full Of warm sympathy for our
government. and for freedom
Spain, though not aggressive, has an
evident leaning toward the Jef. Davis re-
public.
Deumfrx is friendly.
The Pope. though he rnounces that mig
government is not of this world. but that
he is c ncerned with spiritual things-yet.
If be were to express an opinion, be. as a
god Chrisifsn, will always be on the side
of law and order.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
October. "a.
No Front Teeth.

With as good an opinion as anybody of
the intelligence Of people regarding those
things which they understood, C) we be-
lieve We have seen one or two individuals
who insanely took to" farming, who
might sit for the picture Of the musician
here given. Neither Durham nor Devon
ever produced so great calf as the man
who thinks the art and science of farming
"coues by nature" But TO the story: "A
musician recently under took to trade COWS
with neighbor. but was told that bis COW
was not worth song she WAS 50 old she
had no front teeth in her upper jaw, and
couldn't therefore, eat young grass. The
remark troubled the musician, though he
said nothing, but going home he examined
old BriDdle's mouth and to bis horror and
surprise he found she was entirely desti>
tute of upper front teeth IDfuriated, he
drove old Brindle Two miles to the man he
had bought her of through driving rain.
storm, with the mud up to his knees, and
after berating the surprised farmer for sci
ling him such a COW, demanded his money
back at once. As soon as be could get q
word in edgewise, the farmer told the an
CRY man that cows never wore such teeth
ON the upper jaw, and to convince him,
took him out to the barnyard, when, after
opening the mouths of dozen or so cattle,
young and old, the singing man drove old
Brindle into the road, and trudged home
behind her, sadder and a wiser man"
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
Not shat Man, but Another
Man.

An incident occurred during the recent
sitting Of an ecclesiastical body in this city
which we cannot refrain from giving our
readers, although it partakes rather more
of a profane than q sacred nature. A
worthy member of the body referred to,
met gentleman on the street, and mis-
taking him for brother clergyman, ran
forward and clasped him by the hund ex-
claiming, in the full fervor of religious en-
thusiasm:
Dear brother M, am truly glad to
see you; bow prospers the good cause iu
your section ?"
The gentleman thus addressed, who hap
pened to be Cincinnati merchant, suppos
ing his newly found friend to be q gentle.
man to whom he had been introduced a
few days previously on Change in Toledu'
promptly replied to the question PROFOUND
ed:
My dear fellow, things down our way
just new are most damnably mixed. Whis-
key has the blues, oils are picking up lit
tie, but the hog market has got its back
broke !'-DetroH Tribune.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
Seven Bachelors after one Girl

Girls must be rather scarce in Lacrosse,
Wisconsin. One evening recently a party
was held in that town. Among those who
attended were seven bachelors. They pro
posed that each one 60 out and bring in
young lady. They agreed, and one by one
90 as not to be missed, they departed. The
FIRST one trotted in the cold to the house
wherein lived Miss r. lie Knocked and
went in. In about two minutes knock
was heard at the door, and in answer Mr..
G.. was shown into the parlor The two
gents looked bland and were Immediately
startled by a third knock, and the enter
arce Of Mr.. c. All looked surprised
they bad just called-when another knock
was followed by the presence of Mr.. L. He
had just got seated when around the other
corner, and up to the front door came an
other bachelor. He, too, was admitted
shown into the parlor. only to be followed
by the two remaining hunters of partners
A hearty laugh followed the explanation. ;
The Miss was so embarrassed, however
that she declined to attend, and one by one
thegsllant, but single minded seven, ven.
ded their way back to the party but some
how or other but one of them returned. -
Six went home to bed and the seventh told
the affair."
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
When 10 Cut A Pig Yoke.

The Rochester Daily Union relates the
following aneedote Of one Of the most sue
cesstul business men Of this State:
When young, he wac a farmer, and at
one time wished to hire man for general
farm work. 1t was not long before hale
and stalwart fellow presented himself as a
candidate tor the place when the young
farmer set about an examination of his Quail
ihcations. Are you used to blowing p
oh yes; have followed the plow tail for
years Understand moving and Grad
hngr Perfecily; won't allow any man
to beat me at either Can you and would
you be willing to help milk when it is too
rainy for the women folks to go to the
YARD = Certainly; can milk COW as
quick as any gal on the premises and ex>
pect to turn my hand to anything Well
-well-thats all very satisfactory; but
there's just one thing more; do you know
when is the best time to cut a pig yoke p
That was stumper. Candidate scratched
his head in deep thought for moment and
replied, he was not quite sure; but he
guessed the winter was the best time p
No, sir. that isn't it, said the young farmer.
You won't do me; | won't have a man
around me that don't know when to cut
pig yoke
Candidates number two and number
three presented themselves successively,
and went through the same inauisitorial
process triunphantly. until they came to
the fatal questionable you know when it
is the best time to cut pig yokep And
on that they both failed-number two an.
swering the full moon in June ; and mum
Der three being decidedly of opinion that
the best time was when the sap is out of
the wood. Both were rejected.
Number four, like his predecessors, went
through the preliminary examination
swimmingly; when up comes the test ques
ton DO you know when is the best time
to cut pig yCke? Candidate hangs his
head in a brown study but after little
time for reflection, he answered in half
doubling, half confident tone: 'W-a.ll
that's matter I never thought on much
but should say the best time to cut pig
yoke was when you come across't one p
That's it-that's it, quoth the farmer in
delight; you're the man for me- And he
relates that that man always proved equal
to any emergency in which he was placed.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
The Training Of Home COnver-
satfOn.

To subordinate home training to school
training, or to intermit the former in favor
Of the latter, is most palpable and -uinous
mistake. 1t is bad even in intellectual
point of view. To say nothing of other
advantages, it deprives girls of the best
opportunities they can ever have oF learn
ing that most feminine, most beautiful,
most useful of all complishments-the
noble art Of fcOnvensation-for conversation
is an art as well as gift. 1t is learned
best by familiar intercourse between young
and old, In the leisure and unreserve of the
evening social circle. But when young
girls are banished from this circle. by the
pressure of school tasks, talking with their
school mates till they ''come out" into so.
ciety, and then monopolized entirely by
young persons Of their own age, they easi-
ly learn to mistake chatter for converse
tioh, and "smsll talk" becomes for life
their only medium of exchange. Hence,
with all the intellectual trairing of the
day, there never was a greater dearth of
intellectual conversation.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

SALT As ToorH PowDER.-If, while ex-
amining under the microscope drop Of
water containing Df,Isoria, you introduce
a grain of salt, the effect seen will he their
instantaneous death. This property of
salt may be turned 20 account in several
ways: Among the rest, it itsuggests an ex-
celIent tooth powder. If it be true, as as
serted, that the nsetseF which is formed on
the teeth is the receptacle of aniasFcnles,
and that these are the real agents IN pro-
ducing carious teeth. dip mnistened brush
in common salt, and you have at once the
cheapest and most ereserva,iVe of tooth
powders.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

SALT FOR THE THRoAT.-Last fall we
were induced to try what virtue there was
10 common salt for sore throat and a
hacking cough. We commenced by using
it three times a day, morning, nocn aud
night We dissolved large tablespoonful
of pure table salt in about half a tumb!er
full Of cold water. With this We gargled
the throat most thoroughly just before meal
time. The result has been that during the
entire winter We were not only free from
the usual coughs and colds to which, as far
as our memory extends. We have always
been subject, but the hacking cough has
entirely disappeared. We attribute these
satisfactory results solely to the use of the
sa.s gsrgfe-Fdyssey and Gardner.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

PROVIDENCE NEUTRAL.-A gentleman
who writes from Florida to friend in Buf
falo, appears to be in some doubt as to the
position of Providence il the present strug-
gle tetweon the North and South, although
of course anxious to claim even q Neutral
as an ally. He says:
1--WE have raised this season abundant
crops of all kinds of provisions in the
South. This is attributed to Providence,
but understand be has done the same
thing for our enemies His position there
fore is not rery cell defined. Although i
am well satisfied, if she real truth could be
got at, he is on our side; still, am inclin>
ed to think that the making of our crop for
this year, he left pretty much to cur mig
gers"
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

THINGS THAT | HAVE SEEN Il have seen
a farmer build house so large and fine
that the sheriff turned him out Of doors.
have seen young men sell good farm,
hospital.
have seen farmer travel about so much
that there was nothing at home worth
looking otter.
have seen rich mans son begin where
his father left of-weulthy; and end where
his father began-penniless.
have seen a worthy farmers son idle
away years of the prime Of his life, in dis
sipation, and end his career 10 the poor
house.
have seen the disobedienee of son
bring down the gray hairs Of his father
with sorrow to the grave
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

Keep cut of deht-Out of quarreIs-out
of LAYOUT of pCIitics-out Of idleness-
out of tt in shOes-out Of thin soled shoes
out Of damp clothes-out Of reach Of
brandy and water-Out of ofice-out Of
matrimony, unless you are in love-and
keep clear Of the monstruus sin OF cheating
the printer out Of bis dues
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

PLEASURES OF PRoDIGALIrY.-It would
be an unpleasant arrangement for a man
to be carried across from New York to
Liverpool, fixed on board so weighed that
his mouth and nostrils should be on a level
with the water, and thus he should be
struggling for life, and barely escaping
drowning all the way. Yet hosts of peo-
pie, whom no one proposes to put under
restraint, do as regards their income and
expenditure, presisely analogous thing.
They deliberately weigh themselves to that
degree that their heads are barely above
water. aad that any unforeseen emergency
dips them under.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

The editor of Western religious paper
who was obliged to suspend publication,
thus growls out his dissatisfaction, we
have no plan to suggest, we suppose we
will have to wait the indication Of Provi>
dence in this matter, hO,cerer annoying and
incOnrenieRt
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

Time wears slippers Of list, and his tread
is no;seless. The days come softly dawn
ing, one after another they creep in at the
windows; their fresh morning air is CRATE
ful to the lips as they pant for it; their
music is sweet to the ears that listen to it :;
until, before we know it, whole life of
days has possession OF the citadel, and time
has taken us for its own.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

A good story is told of one of our country
coDstables, who was directed to serve an
execution. He was told that the property
to be levied upon consisted of three heifers,
and after taking charge of them he nfust
endorse return describing the property
With view to be entirely correct. and not
finding faul heffers he specified as fol-
lows: i vent to level on the 8 heffers, but
they wont aul heffers ownly wun wars a
shse heffer, aud the uther wars moody bull
and Che uther wun wars buliey MULE
Dubuque Hcrdld.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

In recent case for assault, the Defend
ant pleaded guilty. II think must be
guilty, said he, because the plaintiff and
were the only persons in the room. and
the first thing | knew was standing up,
and be was doubled over the table. You'd
better call it guilty"
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

A good wife exhibits her love sor her
husband by trying to promote his Welfare.
and BY administering to his comfort a
poor wife 'dears' and my loveS her hus-
band, and won't sew button on his coat
TO keep him from freezing to death.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

A iIie well spent, a character uprightIy
sustained, Is no slight legacy to leave enefs
children, and to the woIh; for it is the
most eloquent lesson of virtue, and the se-.
verest reproof of vice, while il continues an
enduring source of the best kind of riches.
Well Tor those who can say ~ Pope did. IN
reJoinder to the sarcssms of Lord Hervey,
Il think it enough that my parents. sucIr
as they were, never cost me q blush, an =
their son, such as be is, never cost tkesr =
teaFP
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

ERIN's SYNBoL.-It is an old tradition
that St. Patrick, preaching one day on a
grassy mound. and explaining the doctrine
of the Trinity, one of the by ISLANDERS ask
ed how there could be three in one. st
Patrick, stopping down. plucked sham
rock from the turf, and pointing. to the
three leaves united IN one stem, toH them
il was an illustration Of what be was en-
deavoring to explain. From that day
the shamrock became ths emblem Of he>
land.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

A driver Of stage, who was addicted to
swearing, was rebuked by passenger, who
asked the wicked Jehu to remember the
example ofJob. whose patience was so re-
markable. Jobp said the wretch, with
o fearful snarl, who did he drive fori'
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
Joliet signal Rate. of Ad,.r.l.,ns
JOE PRIN TIN

Job Printing ofeve, Prescription vii be neatly
xpsditiously exeeuted to order on libernlterms
An assortment OF blanks kePteonstantly on han
fS- All orders for Advertising or job Work mu
be accompanied by cash. uniesssome person known Q
ubecomes responsible for the same.-ts
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

He went to seek his fortune, girls,
Aud such search had he;
lie wanhcr'd east--he wander'd west
By land, und mount, and sea:
When every shore he'd travelled DER,
And proved it vain TO roam,
lie turn d about, where he set ont,
Aud found it nearer home
And found it nearer home, my girlcs,
Away from shore n'Id sea;
Fur Fortunes gate is fixe as Fate
Till wsman finds the key!
So became his fortune, girls,
Ills dearest wealth in life;
And Oft hes told, the best of gold
Was in a careful wife!-
lie wanders yet, how he could set
On such quest to roam -
For 'tis contest that fortunes chest
Is ever found at home!
Is ever found at home, my girls,
Away from shore and sea;
Though fortunes box had double locks,
We, girls, would find the key!
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07

When a man ma-ries widow he is hound
to give up smoking and chewing. If she
gives up her weeds for him. he should, of
course give up the peed for her.
Juliet signal., 1862-01-07
Specimens of TeIegraphic Des.
patches.
Buukumtowr, Oct, %.

DuukumtOTei Oct, Y.
A terrific battle was fought here TO day,
between one million rebels, under Gen.
fire-eafer, and one hundred national troops
under ten. Go in. The rebels were en-
trenched behind four miles Of frowning
MASKED batteries, mounting no less than
two Thousand rified cannon. which had
been stolen by that arcn thief Floyd. The
battle commonced before breakfast and
raged with unabated fury for nineteen
hours At leasf q million aud a half of
rebels were dead on the field. Generals
6eauregard, Jefferson Davis, and Ben. Me-
Criioeh were among the slain. Their bod.
les nave been preserved in whiskey. 1t
was an awful sight-a sight never equal
LED lnthe bloody annals of war.-An eDor-
nous amount of plunder fell into our hands
We took ull the enemy's and cannon. Only
one msn on our side was slightly wounded,
ana that was by ten inch ball near the
small Of the back, little lower than the
region OF the sphincter ami The moral
e1ect this victory will endure for ages.
SECOND DESPATCH.
Bunkumto~a, Oct %.
1t is now believed that the strength of
the rebels was slightly overrated in our first
despatch concerning the great battle fought
yesterday, 2U miles from this place. Ii is
now ascertained that the whole force Of the
enemy consisted of three regiments, and
the most Of them only half full On onr
side there were the Ninety-Ninth Regi-
ment of New York Plugs, the One Hundred
aud Thirteenth and One Hundred and
Fiftieth regiment of Bull Runners, the
First and last New Jersey Terribes, the
Pennsylvania Scallawags. besides artillery,
Cavalry and Zouaves.-Our force slowly
retreated for Is miles, keeping up terrible
fire upon the rebels, who swore they never
saw such fighting in all their lives We
did not lose more than few hundred of
our brave men.
LATEST!!!
October, "a.
1t is now ascertained that there was no
fight at Buukumtown on the 22d, as some
of your contemporaries say. But there
will undoubtedly be terrific battle either
there Of somewhere else, sometime between
now and doOmsday.