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The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

lowing ia the slatement of Captain
George Smith, OF the lst Maryland
regiment, who succeeded in eff, a
ing his escape in the fight at Front
ROYAL:
About l O'Clock y. M, a negro,
monhtt dupon horseback came dasl
ing into c,np crying ont that ",he
rebels were coming in great mum.
here, and they will surround you
and cut you off" At first the men
laughed at him, saying they had
waited go long for them that they
did not believe a word of it.
As soon however as Col. Henley
saw the men he became satisfied OF
their approach. Tie long roll wac
beaten and the men responded by
! a tily to arms and iorlr-
ing in line by companies.
Very soon the rebels made their
apl oiranco an1 strange to say not
y single gun was fired by the pick
cts OF the frs: Maryland regiment.
1t may have been in consequence OF
u sudden turn OF the road. They
were surprised and captured.
Company A was ordered to te-
ploy as sklrni7hers, and support a
section OF Knapp's Pennsylvania
battery, which mustered about for
~ men. 10 the meantime the Lieut..
Colonel OF the 29th Infantry with u
small detachment OF his men who
had been acting as Il pioneer corps.
also formed and prepared to receive
the enemy. The battery was soon
engaged, and discharged shot and
Al eli for nearly two houra, until
nearly all its ammunition had been
.expndod.
The firing was spirited and there
is no doubt Of iis efficiency, unable
however to Withstand such an over
wEelmiDg iorce thJ order was Civ.
en- to retire, which was done, and
the entire column moved over the
Shenandoah river, tho retreat being
covered by a company OF the 9th N.
\. cavalry about eighty strong.
Whilst passing over the bridge
the captaia distinctly saw the rebel
forcee. There was very strong
column Of cavalry, say four squad
rons, eight companies and five regi-
ments OF infantry. Oltliis force two
regiments Of infantry and two squad
irons OF cavalry were fording the
stream, the water being very low.
| The order double quick WAS Civ
N ard the i, derals took to the pike
where another stand was made
Col. Henley, addressing the mer,
telling thom their only chance was
70 stand and fight to the last, cspec.
tally as tho rebel cavalry were fas,
pushing on, and displaying black
llAg.
Captain Smith states that he did
not soc them display the white flag
A second stand wts male an
many shots exchanged. when the n.
y. cavalry, still in the rear o, the
column, broke hnd retired riding
through the ranks oi the infantry.
a part oi the Maryland command
retired to a wheat field. and there
made another stand, firing rapidly
aud with deliberate decision. Pres
antly On came the rebel cavalry, cat
Ting ri Lht aud lett ycllit y Ike lnlI-
Aus.
la some instances neither the dy-
ing or wounded were spared, and
in two instances the captain saw the
rebels draw their pistols and shoot
hem in the heed whilst layi' q on
the roadside. The captain told the
men they had better escape as best
they could.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

New YORK, May 20 "A report
has been received in this city, bat
OF which the telegraph has brought
no confirmat on, to the effect that a
decisive battle has been foneht At
Corinth, in which the Federal troops
gained brilliant victory. The re
port adds, that Gen. Halleck now
holds that place. and that 10000
prisoners were taken.
II snch battle had been fought
we should have had some telegraph
ic account of il.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

WAsuINGT N May % - BY dis,
patches received this morning from
the War Department we learn tia,
affairs arc quiet in the vicinity o.
Ilarper's Ferry. a message from
Gen Banks dated ! o'clock this morn
ing, says that Capt. Coils, OF the
French Zouaves, has brought his
command Into Hancock having had
two killed. A later dispatch from
Gen Banks says all quiet at vii.
lamsburg.
The MteHigcncer Of to day refer
ing to tho representation that the i'm
sureenls again menaced the Nation.
al Capitol, says that besides ctea,ing
A false alarm, they are unjust to the
military dispositions the Govern.
nent has made for the protection Of
this city, while their only ciftc
abroad can be to produce fictitious
impression more complimentary to
he military strength of the iusur-
gents than the facts of tho case can
be held to warrant. The absurd ru.
mors which Gud currency among
idlers and secession sympa,bizrr.
have not disturbed the ,quanimit,
oi the people oI Washington.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30
Notice to Supervisors.

NOTICE Is hereby given to the Supervisors
IN OF the several townships OF Hancock
comfy, Ohio, that tho County Commissioners
of said county, ut their May session for 1862,
passed an order that any person charged with
d road tax in any road district may discharge
the same in labor on the pubic highway, un.
der the direction OF the proper Supervisor, at
any tmo previous to the first day of Septem,
Der, A. d. 1852; and that upon the discharge of
said road tax by labor. as aforesaid, the gu.
peryisor shall give such person certificate
for the amount OF said tax, stating that the Ia.
bor was performed within tho time above pre-.
scribed. By order Of the Commissioners
HENRY SHEETS, -4udiior.
AUDIroR's OFFICE, FNDLAy, Ono,
May 20, 1862. ,.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

BALrM RE, May 2G.-Special to
Evening POst'
| left Gen. McClellan's hoadquar
ters on Saturday. "A balloon rec
connoisance was made from head.
quarters that day, disclosing the
TACT that the rebel army was then
evscuating Ricbmond.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30
Remember II.

That the Legislature last winter
an overwhelmingly Union Lody, re-
'uced the txl enses of the State Gov
crnment, the enormous sum of
sc,3Gs, 900!
Enough to pay the war expo nses Of
tho State. Salaries were cut down.
Vlli.es abolished, and expenses re.
iuccd generally. So great q step
towards reform has never Leiore
been made in Ohio.
CO.. An inf lei in Pennsylvania
to show his hatred o! chr,stiani,y
named son Ju las I,cariot A
democrat in this county last week
christened child Vallandigham
Compared with the Hancock county
unfortunate, young Judas iscario
may, in the matter OF name, be con
sidered lucky.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

WE offer below list ui prices. Shirh, by
w calling upon us, you viii hnd true IN
every particular, viE
Black cloth frcok coats, worth. 5000 for 5000
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

NOTICE The undersigned has been duly
IN appointed Administrators of the estate Of
Hampson Wolford, late OF Hancock county.
Ohio, decoased. JESSE ROSE,
Administrator Of said estate.
May &c, l982.-[3w
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9lrN advertisements.
To Teachers.

TTNIlE Board Of School Examiners Of Hancock
county, beng advocates Of re,renchment
Il wherever IT. is practicable, and number
applying for examination during the summer
months being small, IL was resolved To meet
but once in each Of the months of June, July,
and August namely: ON the first Saturday Of
each month. From and after the first OF Sep.
tember, the meetings win be semi monthly, as
usual, l.. TUSSlNG, Secretary.
May 80, 1862.
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

A prisone, captured this afternoon says
IlIe rebel force in our rear is to be strength.
ened; that their purpose is TO enter Mary.
land at two points, Harper's Ferry and Viii
Transport. lie confirms all we have heard
IN regard 10 the rebel force here. We all
passed tile Potomac safe men, trains and
all after making march of thirty. five
miles. (Signed,) N. p. BANKS,
MainY ol
The Hancock Jeffersonian. [volume] (Findlay, Ohio) 1857-1870, 1862-05-30

OF various psurens, which they will sell
cheaper than ever before offered IN this
country. Housekeepets will do we'll TO call
and examine our stock, as they can all be
suited. May Is, 1862.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1862-12-03

Majority for Donn.llv nssN.
Majority for Aidrieh lo6O. ......-.......-....4oN
In the Let District no returns were received u
time TO be canvsssed from Houston, Dodge and
Waseea Couniies The newspaper report Of Dodge
County for this year is rs follows:
Window. Co Chathsld, 20. Majority for WINDOW Nv.
In 1860 Waseca gave Republican majority OF I'D
probably hall that this yesr-and Houston Dem.
ocratie majority Of H. which Is somewhat ircreassa
this year. Windows entire majority Is therefore
about $3.50.
Tho counties not returned 10 the Second psi'
are unpcoyed, or tbinl, peOPled ones Of 'nsii 'aS
rnrfanrn.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1862-12-03

TIE Conference Of the independents M'.'O"
cbnr,bes commence their Second Anlus' Session "
Prof. Nations Church ID torly-u''' 49, Id
morning at o'clock. The ordination ''''
Occur 10. morrow evening.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1862-12-03

trial trip down tho bay will be made ." - ;.
,,c nv tho new steamship George Wa'ans'''' "
longing to II. u. CrSIvsAs ha~ .a.1
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1862-12-03

TOTAL sAyoRirf -.
Republican m.jarity 10 Is Dttiie:''''''''aNeS
Republican uisj gnty IN lid prtfie"'''''. -
Totd ReyublicA. majority IN The 's'~'e''''''~
1852. 1859.
A,,,.v,,, vote "a IL. District ...'''.'.iS rs 90
l..,,,,t. ,ots 10 ia Dist, iuelgdg Sa' ns'i'''' 49,
To,.t cote Of sts,e.........''..'''' - ssia
,Il -. AZ aursturned eouptis..'..''''.'' 1'VV' So
97Tls $50
III. vote in two years has fallen Of 100. one
,,a,rrc Of this remit VIII not escape notice. WIN
b, seen thq, the aggregate Republican vote has coz
.der.bIv decreased siuce 1890 while The Democrats
vote remains nearly the saae: n.
WV 1852. 1850.
Repuhf.r.n veto. 80,
po.ocr Allg vo.e.............ss.s's''''.''
IotAls.
Falling "A Ia the Republican vote......s'''''''' AZ;
Ealing oil Ia tao pemocIsi.c yols........s.''''''
Whole falling "a In returned counties ....'..''''''
Ths dimlrshed vote ia TO DO accounted t's ''''|
bv The numbers enlisted 10 the ar'uy. ihs ''''"
Tile inference is, theu, that Minnesota has so4'
u,ed to tho army in the proportion Of e'Sh' hsP-''
leans to one Democrat.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1862-12-03

shsli, and Sbo,l.Cuns. Truhnsr. London 1850
tEH. Doc. No ., Ad Cesgrsss, IL, ssss,oa.
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1862-12-03

Duke Of Somerset Fiat Lord Of The Alnlf.z. Houss ei
LeIas. ApaI ). IN2
The dollar weekly bulletin. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1862-1864, 1862-08-14
ORNAMENTAL FRET WORK The eyes Of
yoar beloved after she has been crying.

ORNAMEETAL FRET WORK. The eyes of
your beloved after she has been crying.
love-sick gentleman, who wrote some
has hung himself with one of his lines.
a facetious friend says that dancing wo-
men wear their dresses at half-naast as a
mark of respect to departed modesty.
4 fellow of a philosophic turn of mind, who
was kicked down stairs the other day, went
home and wrote an eulogy on leather.
y ack. your wife is not'so peDs;vs as she
used to be- NO, she left that off, and has
become confoundedly ex- pensive.'
Ma, here's word in the paper want to
know. What is HON icide?' a homicide,
child. is one who murders another We'll,
ma, when Jack Nebb killed orr Tom cat
that was Tommvcide, wasn't it?'
An exchange says that musketoes are very
small insects, but one has been known to
more a man weighing two hundred pounds,
and keep him moving whole night.
A sentimental chap in Rhode Island in
tends to petition Congress for appropriations
to improve the channels Of affection, so that
henceforth the. course of true love may run
smooth.
SCENE AT \ HOTEL - Loquacious Waiter
10 Verlom Kentuclian Roast beef, roast
mutton, roast turkey, boiled mutton, boiled
Goldfish (pluses for breath).'
Ie'aQnt KentucLian. Yes, I'll take them
Speaking of lions-that was an Idea" of
the Har1sh ell preacher, who was discoursing
of Daniel in the den Of ions:-"There he
sot all night, looking at the show for nothing;
it didn't cost him cent?"
jake said an old farmer the other day to
one of his mowers, do you know how many
horns there are in a dilemma? No. re-
piled Jake, but l know how many horns
there are in quart of whiskey.'
a doctor returned coat to a tailor be-
cause it did not fit him. The tailor seeing
the doctor at tho funeral of one of his patti
ents. said. 'Ah, doctor, you are happy
mani why so" asked the doctor. Be
cause replied the tailor, you never have
any of your bad work returned on your
hands,
A queer case of absence of mind happen
ed to violinist, at an evening party where
he was invited TO play. After having play
ed great many tunes, lady. one of the
company present. asked him if he could
play certain difficult air; whereupon, hav-
ing tried in vain to recall it to his memory.
he turned round with great composure and
said, VA the lady please to uohistle ite'
A preacher on visit anon gthe blacks in
Virginia, asked one of them if he knew what
the Bible was? Being answered in the af-
frmative, he demanded to know the use of
it. % yes replied the black, 'massa straps
his razor wild it,
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Baltimore and Ohio
@ @wssa7.E . -
RAILROAD.
REAT ATION AL ROU IL

Terminates at Washington and Baltimore on
the East, and w heeling, Benwood and Parkers-
burg on the West, at which places i. unites with
railroads, steamers, &C., for ard from all points
in the WEST. SoUTh-wEsT AND NORTH WEST.
THREE THROUGH TRAINS leave Wheeling
daily (Sunday eXcepted).
TWO THROUGIfT ms leaves Parkersburg
daily Sunday eXcepted).
Direct connections are made by these lines FOR
ALL TIE EASTERN CITIES.
- This is the only route to Washington City
Passengers by this route visit Baltimore,
Philadelphia, New York and Boston at the cost
of IA ticket to Boston alone by other lines.
Through tickets TO the Eastern cities can be
procur I'd ria Washington City at an additional
charge Of two dollars.
e Time quick and fare as low as by any other
route.
ssSLEEPING CARS ATTACHED TO ALL
NIGHT TRAINS.
Inquire for tickets ria BALTIMORE AND ON
RAILROAD at any ofthe principal railroad otiic
in the West.
j. IL. SULLIVA AN; General Western Agent.
/. VI. COLE, General Ticket Agent.
W. SMITH, Master of Transportation-
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- - single bottle of SPALDING,S PRE-
TAXED GLUE will save ten times it's cost an
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SAVE THE PIECES!
sSS go !, DISPATCH!
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- as accidents will happen, even in well reguls-
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ture, Toys, Crockery, &c.
sFALDlNG'S PREPARED GLUE
meets all such emergencies, and no household
can ahofd TO be without it. 1t is ALWAYS ready,
aio up 10 The sticking point.
''USEFUL IN EVERY HOUsE.n
n. Ia Brush accompanies each Bottle
Price, % cents. Address
HENRY c. SPALDINC.
NO. As Cedae Street, New Yorb
CAUTION.
as certain unprincipaled Lersons are attempt
ing 10 palm Oft on the unsuspectinp public, imi>
.atIohs OF my PREPARED GLUE. would eau
I'll All persons to examine before purchasing
'nu see that the full name,
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wrapper; all others arc swind
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MIR. Secretary Seward on the Object of
fhe War

On the 22d day Of April, 1861, Mr.. Sc
ward, writing to Mr.. Dayton, our minister
OF the Court of the Emperor Napoleon. and
treating of the subject of the present rebel
lion, said:
l need not further elaborate the PROPOSE
tion that the revolution is without cause; it
has not even a pretext.
1t is Just as clear that it is without an OBJ
iect. Moral and physical causes have de-
termned infiexibly the character of each of
the territories over which the dispute has
arisen, and both parties after the election
tremendously agreed on all the Federal laws
required for their organization. The terri
tories will remain In all respects she same.
whether the revolution succeed or shall fail.
The;e condition # slavery in tho several
States will remain just the same whether it
succeed or fail.
There is not even pretext for the COM
plant that the disaffccted States are to be
Conquered by the United States if the :evolu
ton fail; for the rights of the States and the
condition Of every human being in them will
remain subject to exactly the same laws and
forms of administration whether the rev.
olution shall succeed or fail. In tho one
case the States would he Federaly connect
ed with the new Confederacy; in the other,
they would. as now, be members of the
United States; but their constitutions and
laws, customs, habits and institutions in
either case will remain the same.
1t is hardly necessary to add to this in
contestibe statement the further fact that
the new President, as well as the citizens
through whose suffrages he has come into
the Administration. has always repudiated
all designs whatever. and whenever imputed
TO him and them, of disturbing the system
of slavery as It is existing under the Consti
tuition and laws. The case, however, would
not be fully presented, if | were to omit to
say that any such effort on his part would lie
uncors,iluton; and all his actions in that
direction would be prevented by the judicial
authority. even though they were assented
by Congress and the people.
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CELEBRATED REMEDY
FOR
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JaHudIce. Fever and Asue, GeneraID
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Disordered Stomach, LIVER. or
Bowels.
IHlE4 are used aud recommended by lead;ro
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DR. JAMES l.. LEEPERE. writes from M.
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Or. WIN. NJ. KERR, of BogersvilIe. Ind
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cine offered lie has recommended them With
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cures OF paipitation Of the heart and general do
bility.
ID. X. GALLEHERS, NJ. D. writes from w,
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They are sold by Medicine Dealers ,,onoro11,
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alheInnatl, Ohio, Proprietors for the Sontbarn
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For sale by "'''" III oiueis'
Seaton d Brodericls; Maysville,
Go. Watson: Foster
Grain d5 Co.; Hilsboro
A: Boyd; Sharpsburg,
John I. Shepherds; Grayson.
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IF YOU WANT TO BUY A SETT OF
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ID . Z. G.. AVER IL CO.
LOWELL, MASS.
Price, 81 per Bottle; Six Bottles for So.
Ayers Cherry PeCtoral

has Won for itself such n renown for the cure of
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it is entirely unnecessary for to recount the
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the people its quality is KEEP. up to the best
it ever has been, and that it may be relied on to
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DISSOLUTION of PARTNERSHIP

/ NE PARTNERSHIP OF POYNTZ e co .
- Is TINS day dissolved by'mutual agreement
10 business of the concern will be settled bv Jas
I. Fcyntz; who can be found at the office of
JOHN B. POYNTZ.
Nm JAS p. POYNTZ.
Maysviile, Ky, July 1st, 1862.
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desperation By the stringency of the money
market and the high price of provisions, pro-
cured pistol and took to the road.
Meeting a traveller. he stopped him with
your money or your lisel'
Seeing that Pat was green, he said:
Il tell you what I'll do. FL give you ali
my money for that pistol
Agreed
Pat received the money and handed over
the pistol.
Now said the traveller, hand back that
money or Ill blow your brains OUT
Blaze away, me hearty said Pat, 'divil
the dhrop OF powther there's in it,
A Pun BY SAMBo.-'Why am De beloved
OBJ my heart. Miss Diuah. de suntlower OBJ
de hill. like kind oh cloth dey make in
Lowell?
Il don't know, why?'
Cos she's au aH6leacied she-tinq"
4 was says that once on Journey, he was
put in sleigh with a dozen or more pas
seDgers, not one of whom he knew. but on
turning the corner, the sleigh upset, and
then, said he, found them all OUT
Why IS washwoman the most cruel per
son in the world? Because she daily wrings
mems bosom's.
once, long vile ago. vent Intos mine
abble orchard to CLIMB bear tree to get
some be aches. TO make mine vrow blum
budding nit. and ven | gets to de tobermost
branch, l walls from the lowermost limb.
NIT Won leg on both sides of de vence and
likes to sthove my outs;des in.'
School master'S toast: The fair daughters
OF America-may they add virtue to beauty,
subtract envy from friendship, multiply ami
sole acoomPlishments by sweetness of tenn
per, divide time by sociability and economy,
and reduce scandal to its lowest denomina-
tian.'
There is a good story told Of a vourr
man who hab lish: and ;rcip:er. rnrstocbe
One day while irgering the few ba;rs he
said to Harry. "Haden't better 1vs this
mustach?" Oh no." replied HAIRY @1st j.
alone, and it will die of Itself" ''' II
No UsE.-A man very much intoxic,,a,
was sent to DURANGO vile. why didn't Won
bail him out? inquired bystauder. .Baf7
him OUT exclaimed another; you couldn't
pump him out!''
REFISEMENT.-A lady recently having
occasion TO inquire fer cat-tail pillow. went
into store and inquired of the young clerk
in attendance, If be had any pillows made /
of feline continuations.'