Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1862-04-04
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rs Yes and no are, fo, good or evil.
the giants of life.
Bg Submission is the footprint of faith
in the pathway of sorrow.
- They say love is like the measles,
worse when it comes late in life. .sss
DW He who is slave to himself has
hard master. ass 81
w- In all wedding cake hope is sweet
est of all the plums. si51
BI@ Which travels slowest. heat or
cold? Cold, for you can easily catch it. g
B@@ To be great man requires only
courage enough to support adversely.
nsT The most potent kind of witch-
hazel is the hazel eye of pretty woman.
&Ess~ The worst of all kinds of eyewater
is coque;t's tears. ar ir
sB Cotton has made bad king, but
will prove an excellent subject a.i1
a Why is calamity like an iron ves-
SELF Because it is a hardship A a1
IA Why was Bunyan's genius ike the
letter II? Because it made thinker of
tinker s
AIE Why is anything that is impracti-
cable like dumb person? Because it
won't answer
Sss- You may gather rich harvest of
knowledge BY reading; but thought is tile
winnowng machine. .-s.f
BaF The physicians of the SOUL like
those of the body. should make their cor
dials as platable as they can. sr zI
1gF The SOULS sepulchred in the body:
thus, when the bodies go to their graves,
souls pass from theirs 1ga. as
R~ If you would be known and not
know, vcgitate in village; if you would
know, and not be known, live in a city.
rs Howell Cobb has published a letter
in which he thrice says, = l ween." He is
old enough to do so, one would think.
a@@ " Master Jones. can you tell me
when the dark ages were?" The ages
before gas was invented
sS~ Many make prayers that they
would be ashamed to trust to the Lord ex-
cept as strictly confidential
q An old saying is that the pen is
mightier than sword. Neither is worth
much unless well used.
8SF~ The reward of villains is various:
some are hung, some cropped and brand
| ed, others elected to office. .-s
BeP Don't rely for success upon empty
praise. 1t is poor swimmer that can't
keep afoat without bladders. ISL l
haE 1t is generally those who nre most
selfish themselves who are most ANNOYED
at the se6shness of others.
eB- Plow deep while sluggards sleep,
and you will have grain to sell and to
keep.
ss% Gen. Floyd's retiring disposition is
great bar to his winning glory on the
field of battle.
GGP Cold in the head ism t half so COM
mon as cold in the heart; but it is a great
deal oftener complained of. ~
aJF On reverse of fortune, we al
ways respect those who have respected
themselves in prosperity.
sE When man has only half mean
ing, truo woman supplies the other half,
That makes the full circle of the wedding
ring.
Bog No person enters upon the great
voyage of life. over the ocean of time.
without becoming ses-sick sooner or later.
sB In communities where every one
is allowed to exercise lis free will, be sure
to make your own will if you intend to
tarry long there.
eSE 1t is hard for those who have a
right to love and reverence, to be eompel
ed, as we all are, to own to wrong and ask
for pardon.
w- Water is not a fashionable bever-
age for drinking to the health of your
friends, but an excellent one to drink for
your own.
ex Some mothers are so affectionate as
to give their children chleroform before
Furnishing them. They give their bus-
bands chic reform all the time
Bg Life is made up of in6nitesmaliy
small things. 1t is strange mosaic. the
fnll pattern Of which we never see clearly
looking back ON it from far away.
HI Honor to the man who rather
bear grief corroding his heart than per-
nit If to nrowI bayond and nrey on tbo