St. Cloud Democrat. [volume] (Saint Cloud, Stearns County, Minn.) 1858-1866, 1862-11-06

bo'hend me ra~s'.t BY '.insiu'. why
do summer r.,ses fsde.'' ~. 1,~ ..
"Becau<e," said /, arter hearin' her
sing it about fourteen times, ''because It.
their biz ! Let ,em fade.' IT,. ~.
betsy" said [. pau>i. iu the middle
Of the roon and letting my eagle eye VA"
der from the manuscript; ''Betsy IN the
night of thi. here serenade. desires you
to appear t ths vinder dressed in white,
aud wave lily white h.sderehsr. ID'ye
HARP - q ..:.:, so.
'If I appear" said thu. remarkable fe-
male, Il shall wave my~white bucket Of
"f bilin' bot water, sud sometody vill te
sc,,lded. Que bald-headed old foul will
get his share '.->
: She referred to her husband. No d"u' ,
about it in my mind. But CT fear size
might exasperate me said nothin'
The expected night cum. At 9 .clock
precisely there vas sounds IF Footsteps III
the yard, and Baud struck up lively air,
which when they did flush it, there we're
cries OF Ward! Va ~ I slept ont
onto the por,ico. \ brief glance showed
me that the ssaemblage Wa summit mix
ed. Therc was great many r.xged oys,
.nd there ~ss qute number Of grown.np
persons eeiseutly usdee the a6laence of
the 'inte1ieasin' boIes The Band vas slso
drunk. III Schw.rIsy, Who VA holdin'
up posi-. seemed ~ be par.ic'ly drunk
50 much 50 that it had KIT int, his spect.-
cles which were staggeriu' wildly over his
nos,. But was in for il, and commenced
thus: =
"Feller ''itiseus: For this unexpected
honor"
Leader cf he Ba"d.-Will 20 give
'ua our money now, Or wait till you git
thr"uyhY
To this painful! aud disgustin' in. rrup-
ti'n l paid DO attention.
fur this unexpected hon =, I shauk
you"
Leader If tie B"ad-But you said
you'd give Us seven dollar. if we'd play
two choons. -:
Again didu't motto. him. but 1su "
ed ~ follows: II say thank you warm
ly. When Lpk Ut this crowd of true
Americans. my heart sw lis
Dr. Schu"zey SO lol!
|, A rotce- We all do!
"-my heart swelis-' !.
4 ooice.-Thrce cheers for the swells.
"We i've" said /, ''in troublous IT,, es,
but I hope We shall again resume our f"r.
mer proud position, and 20 on in our glo-
rious ;areerr'
Dr. s hvuzey.-1'm willin' far one to
go on 10 glo'ious career win you join
me, { liow citizens in Curious career ?
What wages does man git for : glorious
career, when he fluids himself?
"Dr. Schwazty." said sternly.. "you
are drunk. You're dieturbin' the meet
in'."
q d.. S-fl.ve you banquet spread in
the house ?, should like u rhyn,ss roe.
ou the half shell or hiprtsmu~ on toast
or horse an wagon roasted whvle.-
Anything ,l..t'< handy" Don't put you
self cut oo my nc cunt It ".'.: IT,.
At this pint the Band b-eun t. mske
hidy"u< noises With their brass horns. .,'d
. exceedinxi msged boy wanted t"k"ov
If there wasn't to be some wittles store thl
ooneern broke up? didn't exactly kHiw
i what II do. and vas just ou the pint e1
doin' L. when a" upuer winder suddenly
opeaed aud stream Of hot water 'vss br,'
II bear On the dis'.raerly crwd, vhs to''l
the hint and retired 1t unee -'''' r4D;'
- When I ain taken by surprise with 40
'other serensde, / shall, smong' other e.
i rsngeuents; have respectful company On
han l. So ~ more fFom me today. When
, this you see, remember me Il"
a 4HIri-:'Whss s.,rt Of pain is pro
; duced by . Minnie bsll / vonde, p ssk
ed the divinity student, tuking NJ from
an account u the battle Of Antietam.
::Woll, if fired BY, one OF Bet!sn's rife
men, rsrlied X, II should sly it woul1
! produce ort of Sharp Shouting paiu.'
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