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Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18
JOHN It. LAKIN,

[succcssor to Wheeler & LaknI
MILL RECEIVE AND HAVE OPENED FOR
inspection on Thursday, March 29th, a now
and well selected assortment Of
Cloths, Cassimeres and Vestings!
Also acompletcassortment of GENTLEAIEN'S Fur
NISHING GOODS. ~
The patrons OF the old firm, and the public in gem
eral are respectfully invited to call and examine my
stock before making their purchases as intend sell
ing at small profits to cash and prompt purchasers
thankful for the patronage bestowed upon the old
hrln solicit continuance of the same for the new
establishment. JOHN T. LAKIN, Merchant Tailor
mh28-lwd No. lO2 Main ST., Wheeling. Va.
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT,

PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT,
He also gives instruction in
ACCOUNTANTSIIIP
in all its Observation-Disclosures, Commercial Cal
culatiOns, Business Writing, &C.; also in Political
Economy, Finance and Banking Commercial Law
Practical Business. and whatever constitutes a thor,
ouElI preparation for ACTIVE BUSINESS LIPE
The course of instruction is intended to ba as
comprehensive and thorough that of any Of the
dent is much less.
]. ]. II. bcgs leave to refer those to whom he il
unknown to Geo. W. Smith, Esq, or TO the officers
Of the banks in Wheeling and bridgeport.
sept2T-lmd
9 q ES.-Salt, Cheese Nader Alum, Cop
- per9s, Shot, Lead, Buckets, Tubs, Yarn Battinr
Irvine, Wicking, Nails Glass, &C.. &C. in store and
Tor sale Idec3l CRANGLE co.
pOYS' CAPS.-All kinds of Boys and YontLS
ID Winter Caps, for sale low.
dec3 HARPER BRO.
LNOR WATCH NIAKERS.-Watc6C ,IosS-
y es, Hands, Mainsprings, Case Springs, Brushes,
screws cylinders, Nerges, Silver Plyers Watch jiI
screw Drivers, Pin longs Joints, Catches Silk and
Iibbon Guards Steel Chains, Keys, &C., By gross or
dO o.tRa for sale by 60,
1l EARTH BROOMS, Wooden KeeIers and
Ill Hearth Brushes, just received at
Sfst as57 DgNICOLL BROS,
uecl' 100 Main street.
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18

From DR.. ThTOdOrc Bell, NJ NciV FORK CITY.
Not only your Pills admirably adapted 10 their
purpose as aperient, but find their beneficial
fccts upon the Liver very marked indeed. They
have in my practice proved cfICCtual for the
cure of bilious complaints than any one remedy
can mention. sincerely rejoice tint have nj
length puTgative which is worthy the confidence
the profession and the UenI,lc
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18
A Card.

i that lac has opened an Office Mt No g. NIain.St
over the Savings Bank of Wheeling, FOR transucting
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18

pitHl practice ever since you made them and
hesitate to say they the best ctharlic weenploy
Their regulating action on the liver is quick and de-
cided, consequently they are an admirable remedy
for arrangements of that organ. Indeed. have
seldom found case of bilious disease So obstinate
that it did not readily yield 10 them.
Fraternally yours. ALONZO BAB Ii. NJ y.
physician Of tho NT,rf,,., IJ,.F,f,,l
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18
NEW YORK EXPRESS.
ID d 15 PARK ROW.
THE "DAILY EXpREsS D

(Mornng OF Evening Edition, at the selection of
the subscriber) is sent by mail at SIX DOLLARS
per annum, always payable in advance.
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18

DR.. AVER: have used your Pills with cxtraor,Ii
nary success in my family and among those uu.
cal" to visit in Distress To regulate the organs
digestion and purify the blood, they the very
remedy have ever known, and can confidently re-
commend them to my friends
Yours. JV. HINES.
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18

Henry n. Bacon, L. V Bory
NJ. BUTLER, Treas ALFRED CIApP presrt
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18
EpiscopRL Ghurch.

PULASKI House, Savannah, Ga. Jan. G. 1856.
HoNoRED SIR: should be ungrateful for the RELIEF
your skill has brought me if did not report nv case
to you. cold settled in my limbs and brought on
etFiiciitinS 7teiTdLgic pains, which ende, in
RE 'HttSM. Notwithstanding had the best uf
llY,.Cidns the disease grew worse and worse until
the advice Of your excellent agent in Baltimore.
= NICKcnsc. tried your Pills. Their effects wrr.
ow tut sure. BY persevering in the use of them
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18
Dysentery, DiarrhUa, Relax, Worn

From Dir. j. G. Green nj Chicago
Your Pills have had long trial in my practice aud
hold them liz esteem of the best apcrients
have Yer found. Their Alternative effect upon the
liver makes them excellent remedy. when gwen
i'll small doses for bilious dyscItsry and IidrThau
Their sugar-coating makes them very acceptable auI
convenient for the nse Of women and children.
Dyspepsia, Impurity OF the Blood.
From ReU. j. Y. Hines, Pastor Of -idreRt
Church. B0skon.
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18

WAHsNw, Wyoming Co., n. Y Oct. 81. 1855.
practice and lind them am excellent purgativr 10
cleanse ne system and purify he .lountGins Of TIE
Ctood JOHN q. AIEACHANI, NJ. Il.
COrh HPRtiOm, COstiveness, Suppress
sion. STeUm AT ism, GsOTt, NeurnIc.In,
DrOpsy, Paralysis, Fits, etc.
Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-01-18

DR.. AVER: Your Pills are tho paragon of all that /.
great in medicine. They have cured my little daurh
ter of ulcerous upon her hands AMI feet that
had proved incurablc for years. Her mother lis.
been long grievously afflicted with blOtchcs and PIN,
pies on her skin and in her hair. After Our child
was cured, she also tried your Pills and they have
cured her. ASA AIORGRIDGE
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
NOTICE.

g SBALEo PROPOSALS WILL RECEIyED AT THIS OFFICE
= Y I'll ls O'CLOCK NJ, March 25th, lsG2, for
lOJ HsspsI tents Il Sy e II feet high ~ wall
plste win Q. e., poles "a uinI #sl
oO Bell Tents feet aehss ridge. fsst uPSElsh compete
in every respect.
lCOowsl Tents sbyS foot WALL cOnpsts with Giles, poles
And Dina
BIDS may be made for any number Of Tents thousand
Spec tents TO vicn C7tt-tcr. must conform be
al This Olce Bidders will iG7 the time required 70 farni.h The
WI le o. ta'ir blls
Paymsns vi delivery o. each coo Esah and the
rig pay onefeustA In Cen rate Is reserved Bd 70
be Ael enclosed All en1o7sed "ProposAl5 for Tents
Hds also ny fr manufacture Of such cloth the Gov
int Hospital bell. and Wall Teats the
O1r rAesos 70 nlSh pole Eins rope, &c and 70 salts
Aet)ty .teu for DesioTnAscs o. contract m=n Tents
which the oonfos he
e Bids 10 bs ssa.eJ aed endorsed ~Popo5as for Manu-
featuring TeotA"
~ 0fdsr oaarssrns,ssr General. o.s A.
J. 5. MCLEjJAND,
nks-td Hal ard A = n.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
HzApQJARTEGs DrrALINiSr OF HsSsIco,
General Orders, /
rFn

J
General crdSrs,l
NO. a.
Prup eigrs Htt.s Ald Boarding Houses viii forth
WN - Provost EarshA N Ct all guests Al
house, Of All In their enpoyment
Arr,vR ~ also be furry 90 ire Provost kAuhA
tsi, evsry dsy a. The hours CT leA M and SP II.
II Livery sAse aud ouuerI o. Hacks and ot1sr pup
YehsieI e Provost hArsasl the location ot
their SAs ans the nu-er Of the Hacks Ae They
VII mAke dAy r Of p'LSons from lhs surrounding
eJ1ztry put or CO riagss n the'r st,blss.
lit No lifted beyord fs corporate IA ~
o. city ether vshc horssbAck without
pas port DVer Of tase Coashss are ps-Ay forbidden nom
taking ssss1g ny pOia uth1 the ten les " eouat
ulaTtiN Law ttt en- inlo the city, or " as
tant places, unl-sS yl-h 2. have passports.
By order Of kr,g.-asn. JSO. H. WuDAH, Con'dg ke
L n PAGE,
n,s-u A. a. General
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
HEADQUARTERS DErAErMEST oY HTSEIco.
RIcEEoSD, Va, March 9Th, ls62.
GSTSAL ORDERS,

snSriAt AZ Orders
ClJ-hu Polt.r is appointed Provost kLrthGl Of the
stJ kehnon1 Ead CAptilnI A @ sOdEin and Maynard
,pBSiss-A AzsAtAnt Provost ATsAsLs.
Al ve-bAl Wrtef, concerning passports or
the Gu2ris be the sarsEAl
u ne city Of Richmond 10 divided into two MnhAry Dis
tries b. ins commencing NAyoS Bdgs and sunaing a.
u Na'n up Main Governor
i3,' sse1O l2 se ense TP ih Isesi TO the hri Of TIA
c.y.
Tee D TIC; essE sad lpe Of division under eomnSnd Of
pain A. Goisr, and Tie Dis ITieI Of said line under
We command e Ca-tyuJ J Q. Maynard
Ill. Samuel Esceut b.n APoolbted CHEF ofPoios.
Ey Ogier of Big Gen JSo. n. WlSpER-
l. - PAGL
NJ AastA
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
HEADQUARTERS DEPART dkNT 81 EjS'C), [
E!CHAaNp. VI, March Ath. ls6l. [

kIcHHsSO, Va, March t,h 1894.
sESESlL oEIEss.
No
~ vitae the authority conferred BY General Orders Ne
ant Irpre Generals aes, Hareh Bt 1867 Capt
A. u 5oizn Appcltrd Provost Garsh4l Of the ci Of ih
moad sad TIE aag cosniy Jrths dtanee
II tan mills
H. phs Passport Cce continued At S pres ut location
der ChArss OF ths Provost hAnhAL
III The dsuApn all dsout0n o. Vinous SfritNoEH In1
qua-S other intoxicatng beverages Is AsSo ley
hlAeL oder vii city o:ced bJ the Provost HAr
h. zgkus all ornt ds lag, sci Ing giving away
In any maantr dis yOIny Of such beverages
w. AL Ps.soas sysy dess, except these In he service Of
tie Cor f6dtrar ftA hSVng h Their possession
deliver ths he oIddasce Dipar before
lsel OJhsWI taey v be ssiEsi sad
esslon By n Pcvos Nstha Arms belsnEpg he stts
ofv-is slb- -v-red Gel pmra IL he stAte amen
y SsTi AETs W'hin lts Dean
Ivssds "a double birfsed ShoI guns and P,io Of
~ msy useful Ia ths hsd Coupers-t will Be
pdEls vered taEsn ato pub I, and
In the pubic Scs viii be reteptea for.
hy order ei Big Gen. JS. H. WNDGR. Condl Ac.
L. PAGE
uh5-u Asa AUj'L cen.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
Fifty DOLLARS BOUNTY!
ATTENTION VOLUNTEERS

STATIONARY bhtterys hehNJ ATaihfrys
z IEUy HATlEY NORTON o: tbs Naval BA tcrJ, l,E
II eu' yeN- hSdcE been duly Auihor Eed I1
he o. HAr, Wit tis app oosAo1 ap I44sA
fj1r Gelsrs Nag ude 10 rAse AID oEgA Ee So
vh3zny o, is IA NJ ilr tls No ktcWn Naval Haitc-
w. rsb, oH.s o roruaity 80 hca IL. s o. e, c1ur
= s !, e. TO ~. iles Of tielr touny and II one Of
Nm ,uE cations / r- sou a - AZ sss
ThaCslsNrstsd 05tt-ry c"apeS AM te Prospeci
atarJe OF IN raeEy % P-in' a The opfnns OF
tse Ep'!ug C-lassix, nis-s n-ces'sy ihi hs "a ay
.hld ss S a. al =, early day ible sud oal slso
"a indu stu-l ~ nosv h.YIg h'iE c00arJ eref ~
sa he al sad 70 be o1nd ~ p" Nhss tsJ
can randss he th uost euc.tut Sefyl ..
.,tae ex ne, u az viii permit, furl ugh' 10
IL re saf VII grA-te .EuiN " sud cTtAia Luz
ber rna- =. u eat in he era any sttt'd tim
- - " a LIltIr EiisTOs,
AtDuval's Drag lore, e'Eoad,
nAis-iEs or .tus HAvA Battery, foiLtouh
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
SPecIAL NOTICE Te TIE YllEITA'

SPECIAL NOTICE t. TIE NlIEITA2Y.-
= / EAui E t!.raeHy ustestsd al an 7anHiaoSarns
Brs Legisss r,1rv caps silver sera r2d- - order
a, E-ta B-ans u al s-rptons via nsar tohsces, grain
ha-s u2c0n-ry the loEst rasoGaele pat -
saAn sisacs a-rkgs e0tg win indsshs lnz. Gus In
u arai.s; style. ,
n n En; of sAsr cfhs above at sS ~ Itd - call
Eai sraus- specimens before pgrcas sssSher cal On or
a4e.a T. 'AN Ernl Cuger, Be1 %j next door ~ ire
ooiunsian Hotel, a-nmUsd Va. dell
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
RICHAOND DAILY WHIG.

DAILY Paps- IS ps- Annza RsELWsSky, Weekly, 50 A.
usFI L aivsaea RensnSss ~ &c nsas Al Gs rsf olihe
Ruhsars n Al case sa0aes tAksn Hs dspoaa OF
lGaasri. tas Posi onss sonAatnlng zoney. Sod.
&c nnsal cr
E-eh Edes.ien-i inssr4Sa
C3s -o,th gf.hsrs s.isFaeo7. ~ ~ ~
Tesa 20 90 .-----........s...Ie "
~ a. 90 .-..--.........-..So %
-~,,ss - - ----.....'s.......ss - ~ ~
swe aGntea.---
- zsalha-
tE,iIe - Al ,h A. 80
Izr sFessd ,s NaEzsSsL PrsTouly Agreed upea pc
tEfs- t6e psrl,L =,
R sf asort IN Be .oaausd uaG ordered saA sni PayasHa
atacssi sccordnSly. -
E.avIsa aEs--To aved @s1n derItAn dns
81 sae partof Adrssss a proper 70 stsie dssl
49, F ony exerds 70 er llAis business Aesl
N.ss Lsga other AdvsrsseEts ssnt ey he 70 ee n
a4di3oasl charge and 10 yyriaeoz- ,. =,
~ kstste and GcnsrN Agen1 kdveft1ensno nor ~ ~
a-,e ths yea- Be eaSgd Aiths usual rai subseA
0sraa dissourtl shAl be agreed upoa- ,
ksoers a1 yearly s4ysrtsers, Esneay
sr ors sraAr wa ne privilege 81 ea2sse snA not on ee
vas-y avrsgs week Insert more A2n ne neans
srrsea Ftaag rule urterthe Contract ana Al xee
90 such a1aoant 20 ss charged a. tas zsaAi rates
s4vsrsrl4a i=ssei IN he sensWeeEly Whis a. 10 eees
psr s7a.- e les sr tAe srst nseoa ana 30 osnA
s. .4sa1s ssoh -N-ii7aarss or UeeAy' Is es7H
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25

PubTsar1 And 1g--s '2r aAo-
Eos-sus history Of yral.-N Gs0-y sf Vrsini, fren ~
da oven sssn by cPeAas > Ne present ins s
Rsssrt ~ -I1u Etq aga. f'aas o1s eoLtAns ths
s5ss % gr -,1s Of FA1 u l1sB Volans
~ Col ADD n 'hs sts froa tsS -
tha Ret -5ccs.on Of AIrx ndis.n .~&l t3 81
rue pras brcl r 10 Ia g-sss ~ hs Eo-s OF Ar H'S
II Etzss Pa0isle..
-y re valley of yr Ia. b. sssasl HerehsTA, vel
81 ah--1. asc- - e. ii'a r~v5-s %
D. HlI r-y l-l War, "i Western Wig "A Ms
hs ~ s-t-1-ut - t,a1 z N Western pglia,
a-o-,gag OF he v,r1 ET7sgtlans h hc "sss,
esToEI ll'' ao H. sphc. Ssetehs. o. Jl ebsneIsr
E-lA 'snH- ,5ga, j. G.a=ra' Naas Brosaheaa,
6. A. '- ..T C,pt saR1-' -rA3J, 's NuiAh Crawford,
20, Nli is1si IN Bords fA-s,
hanson ,ly rIls-a'st b. wills De h.ss - zeal
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25

DAEGNsNs ~ OY sCSATS--As ihs SsA'Sn Is ad
ID var- a. ar-ar Fr-Ni Gsis N all kinds of over
Css,. Fsv- ag q Ch'is Gre Military aver Coats,
~ on a...ss % rh=a a. E.'s-t1u beng he
- r,ul.r.sa BALu-ls 4 FMLIAEs,
"a iiG aud IFS, Main st-eet.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
CRESCENT CITY INK MANDATORY.
GEORGE X. VISTEN, Sole Agent.

G6OHGE n. NIHT6Ns sole AGENT
no los PoYDsAs sTaEEr oRLEANs
.vsIsk, 81 ca 2 Ssd Ink, 50 cts 70 ti0RD
Ho1k Ink - DO CO Ca ans ink, O. 81 y eA
Carl Ink Ri d. do axe lex, T5'otS y oE
Cop er Pi - Ink, ~ 50 co Purple ana. IS u. d.
Auographc Ink. 5 Go REoWn Ink, ti.b) y
~ rhe AucRr Iphc lax Is Green Ink, also DO
. Lt;hcEr-phe Ina witch can. Ye low Ind, el.e0 20
not be PAot g. ph=d erased VANISH. rs cts y
By any ohsmi,Nl p.leess Gold SIs....fl DO
Blue AK 20 els 70 81 u. Bors is cts TO l5O
These Inks Fupe Tor quality nInaae,ured Ia New
lears practical chemist vararted eqr 10 the
Eorhen n.ke and general By the New Orleans
PsesL
All orders addressed to GEO. H vINCEN.
Type Foundry and Printers " srehouss,
No. los PoydrAs stree New Oreans,
win be promptly Ii.endsdtO. iet4-dAvgs
HEADQUARTERS DEPT. OF HEFRIcc, I
Richmond, Va, March ll'h. lSS9.
GENERAL Orders $4,000
IT. RLrOId CouP,Hles ard the James River and KlnaWhS
Canal Company, fOrbdien into tbs e
Of Ips-taGus lGaOTS, other intoxicating bsv,rAees
Ill supsrias.d dsnS OF Railroads ana of the ID Canal,
requested {, ilT, ths Frlvcst u hal the
Der pAse passing thr roLdI AID Canal OF the
eiu ~ hle mod
L RPAGE,
mklS-l Afg-. Geo.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25
Law CARDS
WV. p. RURWELL,

ATTORNEY AT LAW,
RycHx0SD, VIRGINIA.
s1rrr7-s in NJ, o, u. C.ur,s Of LA ely STATE lad Con
III te3rrsts ,,,--,t,
P.ress rsascn pad the PEosseuHea Of claims oiindsn
Alsy tsiore tNo Corelhl.oasr of Gains. tee-D
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25

NNTAN FgD.-Hecrus. % he Pisn artillery, one the
w ord Ba .gies the te fo0 III CT teaunfd Ih'
"a ipu-ut battery + - ,sPe q con-le ths Ps'
re q rnpu eNh h-hg an tr " P'rS' hlre
gt .fb nrtr ran, Ie1ty ihA sny kneFn - ~
~ ssrvlos None Eooer epatsb! mn VII h0 rsc'!y "
a. MA aud gnf.r ed 20. dtslfet We are
very pinch Of N sE;r. AVerIthn 'epsna Vpon
n, m h= pto,Ic Ehs1 sho are aoe 10 bfas ans A5d
al cid saes, VI ssturtd rtceiT the public son
AppicAG my sd- 10 a. Q braNt1n keeru 'ns OIee
nv I.t, onc- oa I!th ss kelao c =; or 10 scrg u
Du al A. sress isssba T. 10 q N rye = 'rSIg " h..
Tie Elb IN Ach n0nd dir a N o. NJ week,
an Si "a g1u Any ilJflIt- IA In rcs3tsito Cen'tn.
y. hAkYE
-h,ss, Coa'g Com-AIY.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25

-rHN EION, sgIksDtSAnE'S BlIs 'saA.
Ave can Thl accept TSsnIynvs Recruits. Apply a.
pAEE4oon, HAMS Cos No ia MAILS arSi er The Ken a.
~ OF .AnE ant llIh street. MIN era who h,ys not
rspor.d vi; do so q oneS ". =. sTgf<DIVANT,
T.. HEWITT
~ Il. W.IsIIER
nhis-dy Ggs. T. DNKRACOTf.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25

tHE proptor oGlr1 for sale thousand twelve huA
drel Cue Dane Gun Land veil adapted 70
ne 4oduo;iCn cs1toa Land in the stats OF
kssppi land "a situated the southern boundary Of
SndoHgr Couasy oeaGlfai LAKE. three miles rom the Va
40, aver utI Nhcb eaptss s6Orng hus steamboat nLE
.r NO tss CyOn this land df1dllng i've years old
ublrh N sasesybls of nAKlRg hns crop the hrs year
.rs one thil cash. the balance In Two annual nlalnsns
snvhf thu sans vii be taken IN reEso property desired
Address, :, --- a =" hAPpn.,
..aau Wcksburs, Miss.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25

COLUMBEAN RsTEL,
" HJVhoED, yIraruA
C. W sPiCER 4 90, PropTistlrl.
O a LICK, Sc rinIso1saL
4 T. HcgIsaz q. b rTl "a C,ersI
q w. sPICER
lsl5-sn y ". HARRE.
Daily Richmond Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1861-1862, 1862-03-25

ATTENTION.
fHIE org,n Iann Of company Ros rsa'y eenrstsd
We the gum ur.d ard ID eqi ready s5ia
m.stsIed seyie These uhs inmsdisieg
lunteer vii be obliged n:s nihs vice The syssm
OF subst tuition abandoned By he Govern
all Who bound seTves nus thsEs Ives
This authority We thea eArpetpy
woke those rho sn vi tbs var,
Who you'd rather Ipper Ne ~ Upar t5e FELL 10 de u
u II unri, tnsB ~ he rsrtIn Hes c. eseron
forward i Gsy, sad eBlt h,r volunteer 10
great AND EoI "
Apply 81 our omse l. lie whig Baiidirg.
MARNApUKE JoHNaoN
JOHN W BsANsYJRD,
A.. GUl6Oh,
rhtf--u OLuTTse
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1862-10-15
RUSTIC SIMPLICITY.

A young lady in one of our "rural dis
tricts" was once escorted home from an even
lug party by young man to whom she was
not particularly partial. On taking his leave
he remarked &c guess ! II come and see
you next Sunday night" Well, Bill Smith" i"
replied the lady, You can come as friend,
bu: not as a feller.' Bill didn't 60 either
way.
A good story is told of rustic youth and
country girl, who sat facing each other at a
husklng party. The youth, smitten with the
beautiful maiden, only ventured his SLY looks,
and then touching Patty's foot under the ta-
BILE. The girl determining to make the youth
express what he appeared so warmly to feel,
tore with these advances little while in ST.
lence, when she cried out" Look here, il
you love me, why don't you say so but don't
dirty my new stockings.'
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1862-10-15
Mise ami qtbermise.
A SLIGHT MISTAKE.

In Lowell, at lecture few evenings since,
gentleman, the most modest man of his sex,
and no less polite than modest, was sitting in
a pew rather remote from the light. A pret-
ty lady sat next to him. Looking on the
floor during the lecture, he espied what he
thought was the lady's handkerchief, the
lace trimmed edge just visible from under her
dress. Turning to his pew-mate, he gallant
ly whispered, You've dropped your hand
kerchief madam % and before she could re-
ply he proceeded to pick itup. Horror he
had seized the edge of her pet-skirt, and
did not discover his mistake until the top of
gaiter boot stared him in the face, and the
faint sound of laugh: just nipped in the bud
by the application of red handkerchief,
warned him of his mistake
Morai-Don't attempt to pick up anything
with lace to it before you know what it is.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1862-10-15
THE MISSILES AT ANTIETAM,

have been credibly informed that broken
railroad iron and blacksmiths' tools, ham
mers. chisels, &c, were fired at US from rebel
cannon. Some OF these missiles made Pc
cuIlar noise, resembling "which away, which
away" by which our men came to distinguish
them from regular shot and shell, and as they
heard them approaching, would cry 'tur-
key turkey cominge' and fall fiat to avoid
them. An artillerist, German, when he
saw the tools falling around him, exclaimed
" My Got" we shall have tie blacksmith's
shop to come next ~
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1862-10-15
AN EDITOR.

lfan editor omits anything, he is lazy. If
he speaks of things as they are, people get an
cry. If he CLOSES over OF smooths down the
points, he is bribed. If he calls things by
their proper names, he is unfit for the posi-
ton of an editor. If he does not furnish his
readers with jokes, he is a mullet. If he
does, he is rattlehead, lacking stability
If he condemns the wrong, he is a good fel-
low, but lacks discretion. Ii he lets wrongs
and injuries 60 unmentioned, he is a coward.
If he exposes public man, he does it to graf
ify splte-is the tool of clique, or belongs
to the "outs" If he INDUCES in personali-
ties he is blachguard if he does not, his
paper is dull and inSpid.
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1862-10-15
THE BASHFUL MAN.

Doesticks thus describes bashful young
man. First calls-bell rings-enter bash.
ful young man-evidently his first attempt
at fashionable visit-came in with his hat
in his han0-put it behind him to make a
bow-dropped it-tried to pick it up-step-
ped in it-put his foot through it--fell over
it-and, in his frantic struggles to recover
himself bursts his coat, fractures his panta-
looms, united his cravat, demolished his shirt
collar, and was finally borne to the hall by
his syapathizing friends, minus his patent
moustaehe, one half of which was found in
Laura MatiIda's scrap book, and the rest dis
covered in a coal scuttle.n
North Branch democrat. [volume] (Tunkhannock, Pa.) 1854-1867, 1862-10-15
THE BOYS SPEECH,

Nelghbor Smith had party at his resi-
dence few evenings since, and the ';dear
boy " Charles, five-year-old, was favored
with permission to be seen in the parlor-
. Pa" is somewhat proud of his boy, and
Charles was, of course, elahorately got up for
so great an occasion. Among other extras,
the little fellows hair was treated to liberal
supply of Eau de Cologne, to his huge glorf-
cation. As he entered the paror and made
his bow TO the ladies and gentlemen 'Look
here" said he proudly, "if any of you smells
a smell, that's me - The effect was decided,
and Charles became the hero of the evening.