The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-12-18


Shout ng the battle cry of Freedom,
And the Glory shall be ours,
st For we're rising in onr might,
ChOrus-The Union, &c.
A revoIutio inn Gresse-That of almost any cart
wheel,
Pronissory Notes Tuning the fiddles before
the performance begnis.
Many boys, when they go out in the cold. have
roundabout way of keeping warm.
Whywas King Solomon unlike Stuarts Cavalry3
He was not raid like one of these
A Stranger would hardly be able to tell the mis-
tress and the maid apart when both are in pas
sion.
Dr. Holmes plsytully limits the necessities of life
in these war times to "bread andsthe newspaper
Why the greatest volinist of modern times
an idolatrous fool! Because he was Pagan
ninny
What FIVE names in the Bible represent child
going to get whipping Adam, Seth Eve, Cain
Abel.
Men do not have their choice whether they will
accept life or not but they can choose Aoto they
win live
strikes the hours even now presently he will
peal the chimes.
Throw off all oppressive thoughts when you
geek your pillow. Do not, like camel lie down
under your burden.
A young Richmond BELLE about to be married
paid $85 for bonnet, $50 for a second, and GAS
for a third.
No fuyitJ EnI HTr
Richmond Wing.
You're lysH,-Nash Union.
The editor ofthe Kinderhook Rough Notes says
that be hes concluded not to raise its price es he
Is not able to raise half what ne now charges.
The number of seagoing vessels in the world is
about sixty five thousand, two thirds of which be
long to England and the United States.
The uncle of the wife of the Captain General OF
Cuba is model relative. When his nieces son
was chrstened, he sent her present of $4,000
Mr.. Wilkie Collins, the author of No Name
is much broken down by his exhausting mental
lsbor and viii probably be compelled to take
a short respite.
This snowsst storm the boys regard joke -
said one to Dr. s., during late storm. eyes, ,
replied the DOCTOR and it is ajoke that any one
can see the drift Of"
At an agricultural dinner the following toas
was given "The game of fortune-shuffle the
cards as you will, spades will always win. /"
A lady who edits newspaper in one of the
western States says 'tthat the popularity of her
journal is due to the fact that people are always
expecting she will say something she ought not
to-"
Thoughtful Dutchman suggests that DR.. Watts
was thinking of Holland, when he wrote the hymn
commencing: "Hark from the t0mbs doefuI
sound mine ears nsnyheerS attend the cry
Much gossip has been excited in the most select
circles of London, by the eIopement of young
lady of rank with her music teacher. They took
their notes $4,000 sterlng-with them.-Boston
Post
There may be lingering accent of love in es-
arrangement, and clasp of kindness in the voice
of anger We often catch the cadence of anger
in brisk congratulations, and sibilance of btter>
ness is audible in much courtesy.
female poet remarks that there's an emerald
rsgion in every heart" Considering the greenness
of divers rhymsters, both male and female, we i'll.
cline to think that the emerald region" a more
generally in the head.
Married in New Milford. December LIST, Henry
Benedict, of the ripe old age of sixteen years, tC
the venerable Miss Sophia Mobiles, aged fourteen
1t is said that both of them, Notwithstanding thel
advanced years, can read without spectacles ant
have good teeth
A pOrtly young friend the other day, contemplated
for some minutes tbs ponderous dimensions OF a BY
stander's feet and in tone of utter wonder sait
as he surveyed the mans upper works: "you'c
have been a tall man if they haden't bent you of
so far up"
Thanksgiving was postponed at Nashville
The Nashville Union says:
Turkeys and thanksgiving go together, and no
body can feel thankful while gnawing the drum
stick of poor scrawny, two dollar turkey, which
darkey, two years ago, wouiu have scoIned to
steal for his Christmas dinner"
Political classification among Missouri Puke,
is somewhat amusing. In StLouis they ignore ;ht
old terms of Republican and Democrat, and ever
the accommodating definition of Unionists. In
stesd ofthese they have "Claybank' for Rerub
lican. Unionists "Charcoal" for Emancipation
lists, and Chocolate" for Democrats.
During the last month the following was The
amount snd kiuo of coinage at the United State'
mint Gold H. 80 pieces, value 1858 650i9. silver
1865 pieces, value $4l 1891 copper 4,G2O, 9Ot
pieces, alue $40 200. Total number of piece
coined 4,l5l ,3lo, valued ar 1914, 982.39.
One thousand vessels are wrecked on the coasi
of England every year an average, and abou
800 persons annually lose their lives rem these
accidents.