The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1862-04-17
RIETY.

Most ladies' never realize the full beauty Of the
painters art until they have their portraits taken.
Never waste u long explanation upon who can
not take hint.
Observers may be considered consisting of two
clas--s--a few gazers and great mnny gapers.
Many a vain head dfu>es less light than a pump
kin shell with IA tallow candle in II.
The that least afford dispense
with IS the sense of shame
man behind times il apt O speak i'll Of them.
Probably they don't look we'll irUm behind.
II is beter for n lady be able make good rolls
in the Kitchen than at the nine pin alley.
To a lover there but places in all the world
-One where his sweetheart il, aud the ether where
che isn't.
II would be well if we had less medicine and more
cureS; less profession and pety; less law and
more justce
When have married people passed through the
alphabet Of love! When they reach the ba be.
swallowed of teeth lately in Cleveland,
md nj iast accounts he was experiencing, o
be expected. terrible gnHwing at the stomach.
Women are said TO have stronger attachments than
Ii l. not Str,ngIh Of attachment is evinced
in little things Is often attached to an old
hat. out you never knew n woman having attach
nent Tor old bonnet
NEERscuAUM.-A kind Of clay consisting Of a hy-
drafe Of maZL,s STA combined with siiex IL in
beis in variou, parts Oi Europe, but particularly in
SatOia, aud when taken out II soft. aud makes
iaIher. like soap. In Germany u II manufactured
into tobacco pipes, which boiled in oil wax,
aud bake,i-
Tue PsENIuN REcIPE-The following is the re-
cipe hub'iIe UrfeIet, which ree,'ed the
Prize oHered by Mr. Orange Judd. as the best methOd
OF making bread, mat stiUuli be made wholly
of meal. contain not more than one part Of
wheat dur TO nve parts Of meal; that should be Of
fsir family Uf moderate cisI: win crIsi5
not iOo thick or hard To tsO quarts OI meal add
one pjut of bread spOnse; sufficient 10 wet the
whole; iI hall pint Of tJur, anl Tablespoonful
of salt; let it rise; knead vel: Tor the secund
time. aud place the dough IN the oven, anu allow u
10 DIke nOur aud nalf
To TIE Down -HEARTED.-Says Gray, of the New
burgb DAILY .ytUS - COuIe, now be cheerful; If
you cannot pay your debts Immediately, do the best
you can aud pay them you able. Care kill.
Ell n cat If you have fifty cents to luxuriate
upon the decaces Of the appropriate halt of
the amount something wholesome kiss your wife,
If you have if yvu have not, kiss pretty girl.
and marry her imnIedarely-for OF desperation
frequently result happily and beneficial in their ELECTS
II you have any children, romP with them; IT you
have not, rOmp with your neghbSrs'. Look upon
the bright side of everythng-put on cheerful
cocntenance-keep your mind in the right trim, and
If you Ind that your native town will support
you. puck up and volunteer for the war. AT all
events, be cheerful
SELF-FoRMArIoS Emerson says =" There is a
time ia every mans education when he arrives
the convict that envy Is Ignorance; that i'm
itatioI is suicide; that he must take himself for
better worse his portion; that though the
wide universe Is fuli Of good no kernel OF nourshng
corn can come him but through his toll bestowed
that plot Of ground which is given him TO till |
The power which resides in him Is new in nature,
and but he knows what that Is which he can do,
does he know until he has tried Not tor nothing
d,es ace. one Character, one fact, make much
impression him aud another lt Is not with
pre- established harmony. this scripture IN the
memory. The eye placed where one ray should
fall, that It might testify 10 that particular ray
TIMELY wAExIxG-A Yankee eji or thus confessed |
to have had dealings with Satan, for the god OF his
readers, of cOurse -
- sitting in my study when the door opened
and who should walk in but-Satan :
- How q ye do, said he
Pretty vel" said l.
'.wlst are you about, preparing your leading 4
editorial 80
An. dare say you think you are doing great
deal OF goOd'' -
Wen, not so much as could Wish; bat q little |
good. hope" said l.
:. Yea have a large lot of readers 49, said he
"w.H. pretty veil Tor that said l.
"Ani dare say you are pretty proud OF them
NO am not. for One-half of them pay for
their papers -
Yeu don Z say so 80 he exclaimed
..Yes. that DO; not half Of them pay for their
papers -
Wei" said he tEe en- they are immortal lot;
but let have the lis; think Can do tiIre my
self With such people"
TIE OLD MAS AND MS THREE SOSs.-A
wealthy English baron, who had extensive p''ssts-
sions in England and Wales, had three SUITS
when living ON his deIthbed. he called them to
him AMI said. II you were compelled To beeome
BIRDS tell me what birds each of you would
chous.. to res.mble?F' The eldest said, - would
be Il hawk because it is a noble bird. and lives
by raj ine.' The second said. =. would be a
Starring b-cause il Is "a social bird, and fi's IN
cuyeys" The youngest said, - And would be
a swan. because II has n long neck. 80 that u l
had anything in my heart To say should have
plenty 1T time: Tor rejection before it came tO my
moutiI.'' When tire father had heard them. he
sl u the first, =. Thou. my s'In- - L perceive,
desircst live by rapinc give thee my P'sses-
Sims Ia England. because IL l. Il land Oi pace
and justice, and thou eanst not rob in 1t with
impunity." To the second, he said, Because
tIiG Ipycst society. thee give my I-.s-e-siUns
in Walls. which j. a land Of disc''rd and war, IN
order that thy courtesy NAV soften down the
malice Of the natives And 10 the younger,
=. To thee give no land at all, because thou art
wise, and wilt gain enough by thy wisdom.
And IA he foretnld, the youngest SON prutired by
his wisdom, and became Chief Justice of Eng
land, which in th,~e times, the next tn that
or king Wngh's SupersltiOHs Of The Middle