The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1862-05-16
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Il is supposed tha fellow who lsn tho
bousa, was not able TO take Il with him.
Thos, who walk foe,esi in going to
dinner, often walk slowest 10 going back
10 work .I
M,chiney, like some great personsgcs
and ag9od many thieves, often travel
around facoS.
A piano afFordsa young lady a good
chance to show her fngcring aud her lin.
gor.ring.
A Seasonable Hiat.--D mt undertake
70 throw cold water on your wife's darl-
ing schemes, unless you want TO gct into
hot.
The man lachs moral courage who
treats when hc should retreat.
Tho light Of friendship Is Ike the light
Of phusphorous seen plaincst when all
around is dark.
Who 10 ii that Is IN two situ1tions al,
once, A lover, for when he is besidc
hi. fair one, be- is usually beside him
self
When you dispute with fool, he lie
very certain to be similarly employed.
A woman whose nose is always run
ming. Is bad enough. but one whose
tongue 10 slway, running, ia ten times
worsc.
Dog stealing is in the second degree.
Hooking town.made sausIgos.
Value the friendship Of hih who stands
by YOU 10 storm; swarms Of insects viii
surround you 10 the SUI shiuo.
Unsociiland Snarl say that love is
combination OF dissases--a1 affection OF
the heart, and an inA lmmilion Of the
brain.
IryJu arc looking at q picture, you try
togive Il the I'd lntagc of good light.
De as courteous to your fellow creatures
.you are To a picture.
A little fellow one day noupluscd his
mother by making the following inquiry;
m lther, ia MN Is a mlst!r, amt owo.
man a mistcryH'
A young lady who was perfectly thun.
decstruck a, hearing Of her friends en-
gagemen,, has since been provided with
lightning rod
II otter happens with people whc were
BORN with silver Spoons in their " >uihs,'
that when they grow up, nothing can be
seen ofthcm but the spoons.
We ncv,r respect persons who aim
simply 10 amu,o Us. There Is vast dc.
ference brtw ih3s, we call anu ing
m,n and those we din9ninlti entertain.
ing; we laugh with thu former and rcll 'ct
with the latter,
Il say, Cudt. why you don't come and
see fellow II | Ito ~ Gloss 80 you as
y)u do to me, I'd come to see you twice
week" "Oh, kasc my wife patch my
trouserloons so all 10 pieces, ! too sham
cd 10 q nowhar.n
"Lnilorl," said a sccdy pcdago,u,,
somewhat given to strong RbatiUus, 81
would Ike a quantum Of spirits,o mod.
cum OF molaae,s, 10 conjunction with q
little water; hui. deal largely IN the spirits,
thou man Of mixtures,'
"Lpok here" said an individual the 9th
or day, tn person ofralhcr delicate or
gsniz tion, al you don't take care Of our
health, you will 70 into the boN;' you
hasn't gt much OF Il constitution"
An Irish gardner is described as being
requested to sot his MASTERS watch by
the sundal whch h forthwith, "plantcd
1t in the ground close to it,"
A man when he sits down nrgrily to
compase challenge 20 another, had
nucb better try first how t. compose
himself.
Dferenc, bcf,ceen prose and pocirG
Draw your sw0rdsW Is prose .--"Drow
your willing sworjsw Is poetry, says
Hillcck, and no man living knows better
than he the distinction between the two,
Not far out Of ne wdy; Minnie was
one day talking 10 her little class in Sun-
dty School about God'a great love 10
min--Wishing TO impress II into their
minds, ald to know whether they uudcr.
stood he, she asked:
"Now. children, who loves all monl"
The question was hardly asked, before
little girl, not four years old, answered
quickly, -...
".All womeu"
A galldat hUsbdnd; Mr. Oldham, the
eronaut, states, In reference 10 the late
balloon accident, that owing TO the OK.
trcme gnstiness of the weather, he rcius.
cd to allow uny stranger to encounter the
risk oftho ascent. The party who ac
companicd him was only his WQe.
An OLD count paid his addresses to a
rich heircss. On asking her hand in mar.
riugc, he frankly said. "Mademoisclle, |
um very old, and you are very yoHngs
will YOU do me the honor 10 become my
widow,"
A distinguished writer says that heaven
is never sotully revealed as in the face of
a beautiful woman; but he forgcts the
heart OF good one.
Whiskey and bread. The steamer
Dugou, was about starting for Salt Riv-
CT, and the cabin boy, who had Just re-
turned, after spending S?5 for stores,
thus. addressed the oaptain;
Boy-'Wcll, captain, I've come on
board with small stores"
Captain --"What have you bought"
Roy--''I spent twenty -four dollars for
whiskey and ono for bread.'
CaptdiH-"Thundor! what are we 20
lag TO do with 50 much bread"
Az Irish paper says that among those
mortally wounded at Waterloo, was Maj
or O'Brien, Qierward Major OF Dub.
In.
Aa qGsetioaais bg ildiRg; IL tho adj
yertisement Of q new hotel, II is said,
ait embraces about sixty rooms"
II ship is cfthc feminine gendor, why
arc not fighting vessels called " womsn-ol.