Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1862-05-14

lssl, Tue Admiralty rvcovsrs, and Ia.
Yeats iFon ships that rOSislaay knoWn ean'
non balls.
I 1869, Sir william Armstrong inTsulA =
qua that SnaShEi the iFOu ShlPS luto
blnSksmiIhspeat. The AdnirSily col.
laPseS
4 1868, The Admiralty rs.s1Paais, aud
inVsnJs planliua ships fastened With dia.
mnnd cement, ana Sir William Arm
StrOnE's balls a. 70 pieces like 6on.boHS.
I Mr. GladStous doubles the lneone tAI
: 1854. Sir William Armstrong iHVeSi'
bruIsn lhundeFbOlls (,uppOSFd to be The
original JuPltersl and in = pleasing eGPerl'
ment Sendl the greater part Of the British
HSSt to the bottom Of the sea-
1863. The AdniEalIy iuTenIS torpedo
vessels which sail under RaleF, and below
any range Of guas, Sir William Arm
strong tears bis hair and SEeATs ia the
Newcastle diaiect.
1860, Sir William Armstrong lnyenlS a
vertical guu that discharges Greek &rr
straight down, and second time hS dsS'
troyi the greater part Of the British aset.
The Lords Of the Admiralty are about to
hang lhemSVlves, when . thought slElksa
them, and they dOnt
NJ, Gladstone ugaiu doubles the IucOne
tar.
1861. Dr. Cunmtag, Nho has TOT some
WeekS been bRTipg ia his Coals by the sach
only, suddenly pFOclAius The mllleupium,
As there Is now to be peace everywhere,
the Admiralty does mt haven't anything,
but waits 70 see.
Ia order 70 test De, CammInGH yencIIy,
aud to dad out whether lions win lie down
with kids, the 2oologlrnl SoCisty tagaihSt
tho advice Of their excellent Secretary, Nc.
Selater) let loose their biggest lion while \
charity school is Ia the Gardens, AS the
lion, instead Of lying down with kid, on.
y lies down to digest him, tue Admiralty
thinks there lS some Mistake somewhere,
and determines to InyenI 4 psw hesI.
Mr.. GlAdGIons Ohce more doubles the
Income tax.
1868. The Admiralty lnVentS stone
Aeel, With cork heels, and dCfes Sir vii. |
liam Armstrong.
1869. Sir William Armstrong inVpnlS the
Hanuibai orAIp She'll, which coNtaIuA the
strongest vinegar and mells the stone
BhipA Having fOE the third tImt destroy.
ed the British atet, be Il raised TO The peer
age as Lord Bomb.
1870. The Admiralty inTents 40 aerial
feet, which sails Ia the clouds OUT Of shot
rapRe, and tue First Lord takes double
sight Al Sir William Armstrong.
Mr.. Gladstone fourth time doubles the
Income tax.
1871. Lord Bomb invent' balloon bat. !
tsting train, aad Ia an experimental dis.
charge brings down all the British tleet iu'
10 the German 0eeRa.
1872. The Admiralty, In desperation,
lnvtnlS q aubteFFanean AeEl, which ia 10
be conveyed BY tunnels to all The colonies;
but Mr. Gladstone blandly sugRrSts that
~ everybody now pays twice his lucome
10 taxes, the people may object to further
lupOsis unleso some proof Of economy
Is Riven.
Government therefore stop tue pensions
Of hundred sIperAnhualed clerks, dis.
Charge some extra nlght porttrS NJ the
Treasury aud bring In estimates for the
subleFranean Aset
1879, Lord Bomb invents bis yPhirOn',
or earthquake SheliS, and suitOeates The
British fettin the TasmanlG Tunnsl.
Nr. Gladstone hith time doubles the
Income tag.
1874. The Emperor Of the French pro- |
claims the millennium, which Of course !
Immediately occurs. no more waF.Phips
are wanted and the collectors remit the
quarters income tax not yet due. Lord !
Bonib inVentS hiA Volcano 6reWOrka 10 bon
or OF the occasion, aud by some accident
burns up the pabllc. II