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Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

The following endorsements OF
sp palding's Cephalio Pills,
win convince all who suffer from
He ii d a c. He,
Speedy & Sure Cure Is within their Reach
GEord objectionable proof Of the Efficacy gf this
truly seisnige dsc0rsry.
MAsoxvrLLE, Conn., Feb. 8. 1851.
MR sPALp1xosR; have tried your Cenhnllc pms, and
like them so ueA that want to send me two dollars
gave few out Of the hrst box got from you. Send the
''-''' D Your OSt Servant JAMES KESSEDr.
HAvERroEp, Pa. Feb. g. 1861.
ME 31 wish You 70 send $ me $ Sns more bog
'''"' '"''"' MARY ANN sToKHoUsz.
sPRpcE CREEK, Huntington Co, Pa, Jan. IS, 1861.
C. SrAsDnaSR Y9G will please send me two boxes
your oepO'e Respeoy s eTS Tour une~ Jso
ceHeAt.
n. 1- 49,. "a. " ,oe,,
Henry C. spALpEc Please 6nd Enclosed twentyhye
5y'.. or, t,,,,y ne NJ pUs 4 6ar, ,n,y rid
Direct A. sTovER, Pm
Belle Vernon, Wyandote CO.. o.
II. C. SPALDNG Esq-I wish for some circulars or large
lore my customers you have anything OF the kino' please
One Of nv customer- who is subject to sevsre Sick Head
ache usnaly lasting two days as cured Of an GS IN one
Respectfully yoars' W. b. WTtKks
go.
REYNoInSHrRG, FIanklin 60, oSJan' y isol'
pIha ss M hei1sf1 p npo ven ns ~ Ps "I w e.
FILLER Reynoldshurp Frank IN county Ohio.
Your Pills uoyk IKE ekarn-e1Te Headache almost ~
stanier Truly yours, wM c. FILLER.
YFsitAsTi Neu [, Jan. II, 1881
Mr. srALDiSG-sIRi c.,.,.. p.,,. =
M e 1f ~ u ~ N @ "a IId 9n % @ IA "a Gost,rsnsss ~ "a 10
dacsd 10 send for more Please send by return mail
Direct to A r. WHExLKfp YPsilAnti hieh'
r., IL. r--....- D,.s,. ~
ceDb,l,, pls oc,or0rl,. fs ot;sc. Gr bi, ,h.v s,,
,,sSa Y;". r rn ~ ny a. ~ ~, T go % 'nsy "0''
E..-, a., F,.u,sn.r Mall y.
They have bosn t.stsd in more ,bsn tbous.nd ,.,., 81
From the Democrat, S. Cloud Minn
for box Cephaic Pills. SO that YOU may have them in cass
OF an attack
From The AdO'rt'er, rroDideHos. RI
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

40 FARM FOR SALE-A most de
- slrabfe farm OF 80 seFes on North Ridge
owned By s. a, PERRIeo near AstahulA village on which
uefs are good new euldng tor sale cheap Enguire Of
owner on premises, or OF n. FAssEfT.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22
Hats and Caps.

"A GkEAl NAhlEI1 OF these GOODS
which viii be sold without regard to a. wish 10
close them out phoss from 10 esn up. II you uAnt any
thing 10 this line you large alesDgo by bsyng
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

MAILS and GLASS, Of the best qua :
IN ity can lie found At all es lev for cash st
in county. Window Glass OF all sizes AZ the M ~
uiacurer's prices, at AOAhloOSF'
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22
roR srIrrSMEN JIpqEs, cLERaYMEN

ladies and Gentlemen IN all parts Of The world esty 70 the
efficacy Prof o. j. Woods Hair Restorative and gentlemen
Of the Press unanimous In It's prase few tetnoli9'
only here given circular for ore and 1t will bs
iulTu ussib,e FOR you 10 doubt.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22


HENRY c. SPALpIEG Esq Pease end inclosed twenty
cents which send another box Of your CepbAlic Ps
They are truly the beet IslLs Thare ersT tried
Direct A. STovER, T. NJ.
Belle Vernon Wyand6t CO., o.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

SPRpcR CREEK. Huntington Co Pa, Jan. IS, 1861.
H. c. SPALDnG-SIR: You will please send me two boxes
of your Cephaie Pills Send them immediately
Respectfully yours, JHO. B. S1NosS
ST. hare used 5or Of your Pis end fNd thsA eE
ceHeAt.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22
The following endorsements OF
spalding's Cephalio Pills,
win convince all who suffer from
He ii d a CHE,
Speedy g. Sure Cure Is within their Reach
As these Tss0Hidls Hrsoeted BY br sPAIpisa ksy
a6Ord unsHesfioh0As proof Of the Efficacy qf uts
truly seeNigfe diso0Usry.

MAsoNvfLLE, CoSN, Feb. g. 1851.
Mr. SPALDNG-SIR; have tried your CeThnlc Pills, and
like them UeH that want TO Rend two dollars
wnt more Part uf these the neghbofs, to whom
gave few out of the frst box got from you Send the
Pills by mail, and obiige
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

CORN in the Elr.-500 bushels Of corr
~ In the ear for saie at -
Dec ls, 1861 MORRlSAoS.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

The Cephalic Pills sad to be remarkable effective
medy for the headache and Of the very best for that
frequent complaint which has beeu discovered.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

OHOES and BOOTS Many styles Of
which isseiling aers Grit cns 1t Is desirable to
close them Others at very small advance Money
3an saved hy buying NJ SVP 81 MORRISON
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-22

nETROIT TOBACCO, the best in mar
~ hot always be had al the lowest figure.
Sey'eHber s. 1861. MORRISON
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Mn. SPALpISGSR: wish you tn send me one more box
your Cephac Pills hare Tsceired great deal Of bHee
MARY ANN SToKHousR.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
Judge Law i'm BoonyiIIe.
Boone TOWNSHIP, Ind, Oct

DUNE 1OWNSHlP, 1nu., OcU. Q.
MEssRs. EDIToRs:-The old Judge of
Law has just closed his campaign in old
Warrick, where he has spent the last
week in seeing my friends" l hap
pened to be in Boonville last Thursday
and heard his speech at that place. Some
things in it, ought to be told.
He began by saying, / am glad to meet
" my friends T" of Warrick county, which
was doubtless true, for he did not
see one of them from this county at the
Convention that nominated him for Con-
gress at Vincennes last August Why
the Judge did not call on his friends for
an explanation of their non-attendance
at that Convention do not know, but he
never alluded to it atall. He said that he
was the regular "Dimocratic" nominee
of the largest Convention ever assembled
in this District. Big enough without any
representation from old Warrick, sup
pose. a s
Mr.. johnson his competition, lie said,
claimed to be Dimycrat, but he was a
lying dog, and traitor to his party, and
if he was here he would tell him so to
his face. johnson had been elected by
the party when he was only twenty-one
years old, and had been nourished with
Office ever since, and now he had turned
traitor to that party.
He pitched into Ex-Governor Wright
with ayengeance, and called him all sorts
of hard names and said that he, too, like
johnson, was traitor to his party and
lying dog. have known 10. Wright,
said the Judge ever since he was fifteen
years old; l assisted him in getting an
education, and myself and the Dimycrats
gave him every Office that he ever held
till this last, and now he has turned trait
or to his party and friends. But he did
not say that the Ex-Governor was trait
or to his country.
He said much in praise of the Critten-
den Compromise; that this holy m easure
would have restored peace and happiness
to our country, but the Abolitionists de-
feated it; and they and .feso Secession
lists of the South were the whole cause of
the rebellion. e+.., ...t.t
have known, said the Judge, old Abe
for long time, ever since he split rails
in Spencer county. practiced law with
him in later, yesrs in Illinois, / was al
ways Mr.. Lincoln's bosom companion.
Strangest of all, the Judge spoke we'll
of Mr.. Lincoln; / called upon Mr. lin
coin at the beginning of the Extra Ses-
sion of Congress and offered him my
humble assistance. did not vote for
you Mr.. Lincoln, but whatever aid l can
afford you now, l shall most gladly rem
der you notwithstanding. Mr. Lincoln
replied, / am perfectly aware that you
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
OCTOBER IL, 1862.

did not vote for me, Judge Law, ana thaS
you also exerted very great influence
against me in Indiana, but nevertheless
l am than n now for your profered AID.
The Judge took his own Record up,
and said it was garbled and full OF hes,
and that he had not time to refute them
all. He tried hard to make the impress
sion that he voted to raise the pay OF the
soldiers
Be He talked long and loud in denuncia
ton of the Tax Bill, and said that he
would convince every man present, Re
publicans and all, that he did Just right
in voting against it. He liked to talk
about this tax bill, for he had not come
across one man in thousand that knew
anything about it. And after he had spo-
ken nearly one hour telling the people
about the various sections and different
provisions of the bill, he convinced me
and all others present who had read the
bill, that he did not know angthing about
it himself, Or that he knowingly misre-
prented the bill He also convinced
some of his hearers that he was opposed
to any tax bill whatever, and to the very
principle of taxation itself.
He did not allude to the fact that he
had transferred his property He spoke
well of his two noble and gallant boys
now in this war That no man had done
more to put down the rebellion, or made
greater sacrifice than himself That he
had been called traitor and Southern
sympathizer. Said he: am mad;
grit my teeth when / hear it "
~ Well, whether he sympathizes or not
with the rebels, he never once spoke a
word condemning them or what they
have done; but when he spoke of the reb-
els at all, he said that they were our kin
and l1ith, bone of our. bone and flesh of
our flesh, and in every respect our
equals, &C., &C. 1e.'s ss =
ae Some of the Judges former friends
who assisted, two years ago, in his nomi-
nation and his election, also stated to
me that they never heard as much soph-
istry and misrepresentation in a speech
b in their lives before He would have
been listened to with profound pleasure
if he had made his speech anywhere in
Rebellion His whole theme was to de-
nounce the war policy and the admins
tration; he seemed to have but one enc
my, to-wit: the Abolitionists or the Union
party He thanked "my friends for
their good attention, and closed.
Yours truly,
W.ppTcv
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
PAPER HANGINGS.
STATE OFFICERS.

STATE y,EErSTndSl OF dNDfANA, dalS.41 SIS.
+ LOUIS RICHTER, CDERK OF THE VAN
J., derburgh Circuit Court within and for said
county, do hereby certify to the Sheriff of said
county. what officers to be elected at the next
general election, in the State of Indiana to be held
the second Tuesday in October, at the different
places of holding elections in said county, to-wit
A Secretary of State.
An Auditor of State.
A Treasurer of State.
An Attorney General.
Superintendent of Public Instruction.
A Reporter for Supreme Court.
A Representative of Congress for the First Con-
gresssiODal District.
A State Senator from Posey and Vanderburgh
Counties.
Joint Representative from Posey rnd Wander
burgh Counties.
Representative in the State Legislature of
Vanderburgh County
A District Attorney for Court Common Pleas.
Sheriff of said County of Yanderburgh.
A Treasurer 90 80
A Coroner
A County Surveyor
A County Commissioner for the 3rd District.
~ Witness my hand and the seal of said
)sv,, Court this, the 18th day of September,
49, LOUIS RICHTER, Clerk
l. George WolfiR. Sheriff of Vanderburgh Ccun-
ty, certify that the above notice is true and COM
plete copy. GEORGE WOLFLIN, S. v. @.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
Peace Demands of the Rahels.

DeBow's Review, the great eegan of
the shareholders, has an earnest article
entitled, "What ofthe Confederacy-the
Present and Future2' The writer saws
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
SOLDIERS CLAIMS.
AGENCY for soldiers' Claims.

Agency for Soldiers Claims.
n W MCBRIDE AND A. T. WHTrTLEsEY,
VI. procure Invalid Pensions, Bounty Money,
Arrears Of Pay, and Land Warrants, under the
several acts of Congress.
Fees moderate, and no part Of their charges col
Iecte' till the claim is secured.
Office on north side of Third Street, between
Main and Locust, Evansville, Indiana.
fsbl5 MCBRIDE & WHITTLESEY.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
REGULATIONS FOR 1862.

pE All Advertisements
amounting to So or less must
invariably be paid in advance
to secure attention.
All Job Work must be paid
for on delivery. Transient
Work must be prepaid.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
AUCTION & COMMIs'ION
Old Auction House and a New Auc-
tioneer.

7 j. COHN, HAVING RENTED THE OLD
- Auction Room on the of Main aud
Third Streets, Evansville, for term Of years, will
continue the Auction aad Commission business,
and attend to selling all kinds of Goods, Furniture,
Wagons, Buggies, Carriages, Horses, Cattle, all
kinds of Manufactured Articles, &C. Liberal ad-
vancements made on consignments. !
Prompt attention will be given to all goods en-
rustedto nay (mar2-) j. J. COIN.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
AUCTION AND COMMIssION.

II NELSON q CO., WOULD INFORM THE
II. public that they will attend to selling on
Commission at Auction, Private Sale, any and
lll kinds of Merchandise. Particular attention
given to selling Real Estate. We will attend to
Ielling Horses, Mulea, Wagons, Carriages, and
Vehicles. Particular attention given to selling
Household Furniture, both old and second hand,
city or county.
II. NELSON will pay particular attention to
collecting debts or claims; will act agent for
renting houses and collecting rents and any and
all business entrusted to us.
Office ON Main Street, opposite Court House, one
door from Crescent City Bank, Evansville.
my15 ii. NELSON & CO.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
CLOAK AND SHAWL DEPARTMENT.

E'oR WANT OF SUFFICIENT LIGHT AND
Il room down stairs, We have fitted up depart
ment up stairs, and have now on hand a large and
choice selection ofshawls Cloas and Saques, which
we sell very cheap.
SCHAPKER 4 BUSSTNG,
oct2 40 Main Street.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
DRUGGISTS.
"S. Z. GILRERT & Co

CUNDRIEs- CASTLE SOAP, LEMON SYRUP,
- Clothes Pins, Totmato Catsup, Rice, Almonds,
English Walnuts, Brazil nuts Candy, figs raisins,
currants, oysters sardines, alum, epson SALTS roll
birthstone, sulphur, copperas, Fnadder, extract oI
log wood, indigo, cream tartaF soda, bed cords Of
all kinds, tobacco Of all kinds, backing batting,
nutmegs, cigars Of all kinds, ginger, glass jars,
es, pickles, stone pipes, powder, percussion caps,
fish of all kinds, safety fuses, soaps of all kinds
starch, teas, vinegar, camphor, letter, note, gap
and fancy paper, wrapping paper, envelopes, zalt
namon, british lustre, bonnet boards, ink, OF !,
nails, sash, glass, allspice, soda, pain killer,
hquorice, Playing Cards, &C., &c.
A supply OF the above kept constantly on hand,
and for sale BY s. Z. Gilbert Co., No. Sycamore,
oct F4asi
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
pickalsi Pickles I

T oosE PICKELS IN VINEGAR, READY
i A for the table, by the hundred or dozen, at
sep26 VICKERY BROS.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
WELL TRIED CORPORATION.

In Jhs equitable ddinsfIacnf, and prompt Cdeh
spouse % losses, the PHGNIX stands prs smineny 40
fhe head of s procession Ehiis is ersp5iUs prdcti
tl aud frstclass basness system Of local agencies,
not ercelIed BY any similar co,poration n ne 'UorEd.
Insurancies solicited, and policies issued and
newed in this leading Corporation at fair rates by
J. w. NEXEN, Resident Agent,
Office, Marble Hall Building, Main street.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
"Dandelion" Coffee

WE ARE AGAIN SUPPLIED WITH THAT
w excellent substitute for Coffee, especially re-
commended for inyalids Try it.
sep25 vICKERY BROS.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11
Coffee and Sugar.

TTEN BAGS OF RIO AND LAGUYRA COF-
i fee, hhds New Orleans Sugar just from Mem
phis, bbls Refined Sugar, in store and for sale
cheap by VICKERY BROS.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11

EEEEl EEEDl--Ioo bushels shelled Corn 10
II tuns Country Bran, just received and for sale
at ELLI0TT's Family Grocery.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11

MORN MEAL AND FLOUR so BUSHELS
~ Fresh Ground Corn Meal; leo sacks Double
extra Flour just received aud for sale at
soo27 ELLI0TT'S Family Grocery.
The daily Evansville journal. (Evansville, Ind.) 1862-1863, 1862-10-11

A MOTHER FRESH LOT OF CoLBURN's
N celebrated Dandelion Coffee;
O MS Miles Ground Sand Coffee;
20O lbs puro ground Coffee Jast received at
sep27 ELLI0TT'S Family Grocery.
The southern aegis, and Harford County intelligencer. (Bel Air, Md.) 1862-1864, 1862-04-26
HARFORD COUNTY,. INTELLIGENc ER
9olitits anS Gsnsral gnfor matfon.
WHEN THE NIGHT AND TEMPEST CLOSE AROUND HIM.
APRIL 26, 1862.

eyes Of other people who do not care PEN
ny for us that is marring the fine fabric Of
our social life. Fine houses, fine furniture,
fine dresses, parties, shows and costly luxu-
ries of all kinds, are consuming domestic
happiness, and burdening fathers and hus.
bands, in all grades of society, with embar.
rassment and wretchedness. Alice, we
must be wiser in our generation
"That is, coop ourselves up in two OF
three mean little bed rooms, with our eight
hundred dollars year husbands, and do
our own cooking and Homework. Is that
it, my pretty one 7"
"Alice You do not deserve a good
man. You are not worthy to wed Harry
Peasants, and l trust you will pass him
by, should he be weak enough to offer you
his hand He can't afford to marry girl
of your expectations; he must content him.
self with one who, like himself, regards life
as real, life as earnest, and the way of use
and duty the way to true honor and to the
highest happiness"
The southern aegis, and Harford County intelligencer. (Bel Air, Md.) 1862-1864, 1862-04-26

SKATING CoURTING.-Well, sir, Mary
caught the skating fever which is raging
SO fearfuily. | heard her express wish
for apair of skates, and the next day she
had the best pair that could be bought in
the city, and nobody knows who sent them
to her. We went upon the ice, and then
Mary sat quietly down, ordered me on my
knees, and quietly placed foot--that
foot lin my lap, and bid me put on her
skates. If, sir, Venus had dropped from
Heaven, and told me to rub her down
with rotten stone and oil, it could not
have astonished me more than when that
divine foot was placed on my unworthy
lap. ! felt faint, but buckled on the
skates and stood up, with Mary by my
side No; well let me tell you. @
| Mary and her victim in the first skating
lesson. Mary and I started--she on nv
left arm-al square. First, Mary's dear
little gaiter boots presented themselves to
my astonished vision, and before / had
time to wonder how they came up before
me, | felt them pressing their blessed
beauty with emphasis into the pit of my
stomach. Next scene--wavy hair, with
$50 bonnet, came pitching into my waist
coat with such violence that [ felt the but
tons against my spine. Next, Mary gazed
at me from between my jack boots, and
anon her blessed little nose was thrust in
to my shirt bosom. All! my friends, all
research and study on the mysterious sub
ject of woman has been comparatively
vain till, in this eventful year of 1862, the
fashion has opened new and various re-
sources of information. Do you remem-
Der your first attempt at driving tandem?
Do you remember how that internal per-
verse beast that you selected for your
leader, would insist on turning short round
and staring you in the face as if to ask,
what the deuce you'd be at?' well, just
you go and try q woman on skates, that's
adjust try it! All! won't you come to
the conclusion that women have sundry
and divers ways Of accomplishing their
object? Dear Mary! i offered myself
to her every time she turned up or came
round. | am hers.
The southern aegis, and Harford County intelligencer. (Bel Air, Md.) 1862-1864, 1862-04-26
ssr The following letter was sent by .

11- The following letter was sent By a
man to his son at college:
"My dear son:-I write to send You
two pair Of my old breeches, that you may
have a new coat made ont Of them. Also
some new socks which your mother has
just knit, by cutting down some Of mine.
Your mother sends you ten dollars with
out my knowledge, and for fear you would
not use it wisely ! have kept back half,
and only send you Eve. Your mother and
/ are well, except that your sister has rot
the measles, which we think would spread
amongst the other girls, if Tom had not
bad not had them before, and he is The
only one left. / hope you will do honor
to my teachings; fnot, you are q donkey,
and your mother and myself your aifec-
Ftionate parents" ;
The southern aegis, and Harford County intelligencer. (Bel Air, Md.) 1862-1864, 1862-04-26

HOME ANGELs--Pa tter, patter, comes
the rain; and as / listen, the tears drop
one BY one, in sympathy with weeping ma
ture. Tis not the splash of the rain on
the door stone or the rattle oD the window
| pane that / seem to hear; no, it is the SOL
enn music of the drops, as they fall on
the little grave, where sleeps my first born,
my idol boy,
Bnt why am / sad Let me rather re.
joice. Soon win the swelling buds and
tsnringing grass take the place on that dear
| little spot Of earth, which now is wet with
natures tears. And the new life, SO
bright and beautiful, where now all seems
death and gloom, viii point with Hopes
| finger upwards. / think Of my boy as the
bright beauteous child 4 lost, made YET
still more lovely and free from suffering
His mission on earth was short, but 1t
only commenced here Am I paid p
Those little arms 1 find twining around
my neck, and the angel voice bfeafhes III
my ear where your treasure Is there let
your heart DO also. Many are the houes
that have angel guards ever near Oh, ii
Is = privilege, weeping parents, which we
cannot sufficiently ID, 10 hare such
= link 70 bind our souls to Heaven. Daily
! thank my Father that I have a angel
The southern aegis, and Harford County intelligencer. (Bel Air, Md.) 1862-1864, 1862-04-26
VOL. VINO. IL.
Deaf as q Post.

In town in New Hampshire, lived old
Farmer r, who was very deaf On his
farm, near the road, stood very large
tree, and thirty feet from the ground On
this tree was large knot.
As farmer p. was passing by one day, he
thought be would cut il down to make
mill-post Of. He had been at work some
time, when he thought some stranger
would come along and ask him the follow
ingquestions, and he would make the fol-
lowing answers: a 3.
What is that tree for?' asks the stranger.
"a mill post replies the farmer.
How long are you going to cut il
sUp to that knot
How much do you ask Tor it?
Give dollars.
i won't give it,
well, if you will not, somebody else
will
As old Farmer p. was working away,
sure enough stranger did come along, and
the following dialogue ensued:
Chow are you this morning 7" said the
stranger
"a mill.post," replied the farmer.
Glow far is it down to the corner ?"
Cup to that knot"
"You don't understand; how far is it
down to that corner? p
Give dollars"
"You old scamp have good mind
to give you whipping"
well, if you do not, somebody else
will"
The southern aegis, and Harford County intelligencer. (Bel Air, Md.) 1862-1864, 1862-04-26

h The TIME TO MAKE LOVE TO A
WoMAN.--I have always heard it said
that the very best time to offer your love
to a woman, is directly after her own love
has been trifed with by third person
When the graceless scamp, who had pos
sessed himself Of the gem which he had
neither the sense nor the soul to appreci-
ate, who bad esteemed carelessly and worn
lightly what You would have given your
life to, win, has at length tossed it away,
or suffered it to fall from him, then, soy
the philosophers, is your time. The ten
drills of heart rudely rent asunder frsm
the strength which they had claspcd, are
trailing, torn, forlorn, and will close with
blind instructive clinging around the first
support that offers. Gal Hamilton.