The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-07-24

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TIES of choice are closer than those Of blood an
lessthe hearts are kindred as well as the bodies.
BY constantly doing good, you can put the en-
yious to such torture you might enjoy II you
had the malice of iend
The Rebels, at the approach of the Union troops
make deserts of their cities and fields. even their
forts if not deserts are deserted.
A LADY in this village proposes to go into insoi-
vency as she owes so many calls that sue sees no
other way to liquidate her obligations.
Wemnke sad mistakes, but there is goodness
hiyed, like wild honey, in strange nooks and cor
ners of the world.
30, mother! dc send for the doctor - said0
little boy Of three years "What for my dear y
"Why there 8 u gentleman in the parlor who says
he'll die if Jane don't marry him-and Jane say
she won't, !"
Ir is said that when Frenchman has to wait
he smokes a German meditatesj an Italian sleeps
nm Englishman takes walk an American invents
some new contortion of his limbs, and tries to put
his feet higher than ever.
Poor Frenchman whose wife aroused him
from sleep with the cry, Get up, Babtiste, there
is robber in the house. answered sensbly, "Dont
let us modest him. Let him exp lore the house
awhile, and if he should find anything of value wo
will take it away from him."
ABOUT the COO lest piece of impudence of which
We have heard lately is that of young rebel cap
tain taken prisoner at Williamsburg, who condecen.
ded to express his qualification after Hannoeks
charge that at last he Rad found "foemen worthy
of his steel" He might have found them before
if he had not run SO fast.
ALoNzo was taken to church for the first time.
The services had not begun. Deacon Wells,
bald headed man, came in AloDzo looked at him
curiously. Mr. Ostrom came down the aisle, and
he had no hair where the hair ought to grow
Alonzo was idgoty. Squire Jones, as bald as
Mont Blanc, walked in, and Alonzo could hold in
no longer In a clear ringing voice he cried:
"Oh, ma, ma, there comes another man with
skinned head"
A SPAHIARD sent his son to the University Of
Salamanca, and told him to study economy, and
TO eat beef rather than poultry. On arriving, the
Young gentleman asked the price of crows.
"About twenty dollars"
! "And par tridges ~
| '"rwenty-fve cents"
81 must live on partridges, said he, "they are
decidedly the cheapest of the two"
After the battle of Fair Oaks, when squads
were out in the morning to recover the wound
ed federal and rebel soldier were found
wounded who had taken lodgings in the fallen
top ofan oak. They had discovered each othePs
status made peace and were amicably swapping
such articles az the one could spare and the other
needed.
fla man during City years chews every day
two inches of solid plug, (and millions do it, }
It will amount at the end of that time to 1856
feet or mile and a quarter of solid tobacco,
half an inch thick and two inches broad, and
will cost $1,000! ...f.
rag General Rosecrans has been transferred
to the command of General Pope's corps d'ar.
NEE. fa aaasHod. 4-saIa~
NSg- The Great Eastern steamship has oeen
put in the regular passenger trade between N.
, Y. and Liverpool. The passengers on the last
trip out speak enthusiastically of the comfor-
table properties of the vessel.
D He who promises rashly, will break his
promise with the same case that he made it.