The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1862-01-31
OUn BAsK En- OF CIllPs,
a ssherls present. Pop corn.

son.
Banks that the pootes, can draw upon
freely. The fishing banks.
wha, star was Colonel Derdan born
under' A shooting star. Of course.
What Barnun said when he had se,
rahi ~
"Very good, but rather too pointed"
as the fish said when il SWALLOWED the
bait. W
The paper Of a ragman is more relia-
Die in the market than tha, Of "man Of
straw"
When Is lone very unlike an action
Of lawl When yos can see the cad from
the bcginning.
Suitable advertisement for either New
Zealand or New York; Wanted--A wo.
man te cook
For queer example OF the "htncss Of
things" just contemplate our yoluntc,i
uniforms.
"Thricc ie he armed who has his quar-
rel Just" but six times armed is he who
owns good revolver.
1t is presumed that the Siekles' Brig.
ade, when II goes into hattie, will reep q
bountitpl crop Of rebels,
In returning thanks, in an aiter.dinncr
speech, Brown declared that he was ",oo
,ull for utterance.
great curiosity is the derrick with
which the "euthusiasm Of the meeting
was raised to the highest pitch"
An old adage exploded Since the
promised strict blockade proved a myth,
n"oSdy believes thai Tsptk sesidss in
Hard Roads a. Travel: The rosds Of
the Southern llarbors, when they bnye
been macadumized by TIE Stone Fleet.
Model wives formerly took ostitch
IN time" but now, with the aid Of sew
ING machine, .hey take one in no time.
II is seid lhpt loetors can mitigate The
pain ofsickncss: certainly good many
oi them make dying very easy thing
"Thcse dear eyes Of thincio as tie
GENTLEMAN said when he bought his near
sighted wife ten dollar pair ofgold spec
taclcp.
a lady must think she has something
valuable in her head, if we NAV iudgd
from the number Of locks she kecl upor,
il.
What word with Ia prefix ego, would
DC command to lad to find out some.
body! Buoyancy Geo, boy and seelT3
Sorrow comes soon enough without ie.
spondcncy; il does man no good to
carry around a lightning tod Ia attract
trouble.
A man at fair was asked II bis horse
! was tmid. mot nt ALL" said he, "he
frequently spends the whole night by
= himself in Il stablc.p
/ Tho champion should always be wor.
, thy Of tho cause; the great breath offrcc.
/ dom hcrselfis degraded by being blown
through penny whistle.
God says to the fruit tree, blossom and
bear; and TO the bnnan henrt, bear and
blossom--thc souls great blossoniing is
the flower OF suffering.
I Mrs. Lucy cupps, living in D.,
Illinois, recently gave brtn, to three fine
0 looking male children. That's having
$ the he-Cu2ps with vengeance.
"I have one request TO make Of you
my dear Mr.. Grant" any dear widow
, [ will grant anything you say. "Well
A sir, want to be Granted myself"
1 An elderly lady fansied that painting
u made her look at least, twenty ycurl
younger She got backhandcd con,pli.
msnt the other day. Snid passer-by
Hasn't the old woman got quite good
color.' Aldl indeed.
y We shouldn't like TO keep one of Il 4
!, following individuals in whisky:
Mike-3ut yc wor awfully drunk last
. night, Teddy, my boy.
Teddy-prunk! by jabcrs--not By ,
. oiuPlull.
:. Cry Iiavoc-In allusion TO the PROPOSE
J, ton TO allow ihe cadets at West Point tc
enter upon active service, correspond
ent inquiries whether il would not 81
''lctting slip the dogs of war;" to turn
: loose the West Pointers.
An editor thus logically nrdges his De-
= lnquent subscriberF;
1--WE dont't want money desperately
= bad, but our creditors do, ard no doubt
: they owe you. Ifyou pay us, we'll pay
them, and they'll pay yoI."
: 81 don't miss my church 30 much as yor
4 may suppose" said lady to her minister
5 who called on her during her illness; "fo,
u | make Betsy sit at the window as sooi
as the bells begin to chime, and she felfs
me who are going to church, and wheth.
I er they have got on anything nsw."
, Despair never made a Christian, schol-
ar, or hero; never Paul, nor CobIn-
, bus, nor Washinetor. Hence o6r
, work must be better than poetry, more
i Sensatlye than raiD5ows; il must ropcse
serene and inyincible, on the adamantins
basis Of truth and soberness.
OLIVER WENDELL HpLMEs snys: "Oar
brains are seventy year clocks. The an
glc OF life winds them up once for all be
closes tho doors, and gives the key into
the hands OF the angle of Resurrection. -
a. II. Miller OF Laporta,Inaiaa;ja, made
r 400 gallons Sorghdm syrnp last fall,
which brought him lsttsl cents per gallon
BY th6 barrel.
WANTED TO rATEST.--The Filter of
Misfortune, to separate true friends from
, the scum