The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1862-01-16
CATHARTIC PILLS

| OPERATE by their powerful influence on the
II internal viscera to purify the blood and stiniu-
| late it into healthy action. Ihey remove .he
ohstrnctons of the stomach bowels, liver and other
organs of the body and by restoring their Irregular
action to health correct wherever they exist, such
| arrangements are the first causes OF osesse'
An extensive trial of their virtues, by Professors,
| PHYSICIANS and Patients, has SHOWN cures OF dan
oorous diseases almost beyond belief, were they not
substantiated by persons of such exalted posluoh
and character as to forbid the suspicion OF untrutn
Their certificates are published in my American
| Almanac. which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring.
| Annexed we give Directions for their use IN the
| complaints which they have been found to cure
! FoR CosTIyRNEss Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as TO gently move the bowels Cos.
| tveness is frequently the aggravatIng cause OF
| PIIgs and the cure of one complaint is the cure
| of both No person can feel well while unoer a
costive habit of body. Hence 1t should be, as II
can be, promptly relieved.
! For DYSPEPSIA, which is sometimes the cause
of CoStiUeneSS and always uncomfortable, take mld
doses II from one to four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action They will do It, and
the heartbaoT, bodybJ7 and Sout6u'7' OF dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When 1t has gone, oon
| forget what cured you.
| For a -Four, STOMACH, or Morbid Hlaction OF the
| Bo,rels which produces general depression OF tho
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Pills
at first and smaller doses afterwards, until actVlty
| and strength is restored to the system.
For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA,
Pain in the Stomach Back, or Side, take from four
TO eight pills going to bed If they do not oper-
ate sufficiently, take more the next day until they
| do. These complaints will be swept out from the
| system. Don't wear these and their kindred DIS
orders because your stomach is foul.
For SCRoFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and all Diseases
of the Sk take the Pills freely and frequently, to
| keep the bowels open. The eruptiOns will gener-
| ally soon begin to diminish and disappear. Many
| dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the purging and purifying effect Of these Pills, and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence, leaving the sufferer in perfect health.
| Patients your duty to society forblds that you
! should parade yourself around the world covered
with pimple botches, ulcers, sores, and all or any
| of the uncean diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLooD they are the best medi-
cine ever discovered. They should be taken freely
and frequently, and the impurities which SOW the
seeds of incursble diseases will be swept out OF the
system ike chatf before the wind. BY this property
thev do as much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDICE, and oil Bilious
| affections, arise from some arrangement either
torpidity, congestion, or distractions of the Liver
Torpidity and congestion vtiate the bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
health, and the constitution is frequently under
mined bv no other cause. Indigestion is the symp-
tom. Obstruction of the duet which emptles the
Die INTO the stomach causes tle pie TO ONeTHOW
into the blood. This produces Jaundice, with a
long and dangerous train of evils Costiveness or
alternately costiveness and diaTThpa, prevails
Feverish symptoms, languor, low spirits, weariness
restlessness, and melancholy, with sometimes in
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowsiness;
sometimes there is severe pain in the side the skin
and the white of the eyes become greenish yellow ;
the stomach acid; the bowels sore to the touch ;
the whole system irritable, with tendency TO fever
which NAV turn to bilious fever, bilious collie, bilious
darrhGa, dysentery, &c. A medium dose of three
or four Pills taken night, followed by two three
in the morning, and repeated few days will remove
the cause of all these troubles 1t is wicked to suffer
such pains when you can cure them for 25 cents.
GERS, rapidly cured by the purifying effects of
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life For these
and all kindred complaints they should be taken in
mild doses, to move the bowels gently, but freely.
AS DINNER Pill, this is both agreeable and
useful. No Pill can be made more pleasant to take,
and certainly none has been made more efectua to
the purpose for which dinner pill is employed.
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Practical and Analytical Chemists,
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