, 1862-05-22


The private physician Who extended ne lAl8
Oar Nicholas fecnFdl that he sent lor him one
day and orderad him 10 furnish botte q poiloni
The doctor hesitnted, Whcfeupon the Gar urole
an order declaring that he had ordered he doctor
to administer the poison, and enjoined oil whom Il
might concern 10 hold him harmless; The Doctor
gave the deadly potion, to his mnster, vho suai
lowed t. A few minutes later be FsPenied ne
rash act
dDoctof, Cite me remedy ] win not dis.H
The Doctor gtcaned out d admission that Thy
poison, yas nov IN the Cars veins, ar beyond
a lis well, them be replied and then, apply.
ing no very complimentary epithet TO bis e0l. be
directed that he should Be sent 10 him. Within
an hour Nicholas was cofptes dile
Astupidisllo judge -, henrithe following
pun; @Nhen i q young hdf like . vehicle n
coR@!9n user AnsNer-s-i When she = = liiil9
'r fEe 5Sage, ike tkeEss ot de company, thought
Il FIRST rate. The next evening, paying via'l 10
a young lady. Be thought L would rlcile hei VEL
and gave Il as follows
i-whea Is a5Oung kdy like vehicle IN dahs
The iady having given IT up. the Judgs replied
10 her anazement: li2f iiet
"When she Is little buggyr
A Jolly Jack Tar having straysd into meiie
gerie 70 have look at The wild beasts vas glIpSz
yith The sight q . lion end : tiger n ihe srns
I4why, Jack" !" said be TO a missmale, Who Wul
chewing his quid insilellt aIhazcmenl, shouldn't
wohdeF II the next yeaf they were TO carry about
a sailor and marine liviug peaeeably tegether.1
s.Ay" said bis married Companion, : Or . man
: ~ : II. sirf 3 ". sva 3ii,g -. - ~
An 6musing sword presentation was made hy
the 18th PennsylvHnia Reynient 70 their Co'1n1,
VIM. sirwell- The presentation speeeh q Capt
aHere ~ are and here d 4. This & baIiy
sword, and comes from bully llIoWs. Takcitnid
ose II ia d billy manner"
Col. SirweIl's reply was: q Captain, that ui1 I
bully speech. Let Us take bully drink"
The customers Of a certain cooper IN afoGi 6lt
West gave him a, great deal Of Vexnlion 81 their
ating habits and persistence il getting Al i|lif
old tubs and casks repaired. and buying bul little
new work. aI stood II, however" said Ne. until
one day Old Sam Cnblree brought IN aho|d bdn1.
hole 10 which be eaid be wanted new bard nail.
Then quit the business 10 dlsgdEss"
Not zone thousand miles nom MuItnomah county;
says the Portland 1ymes. on a recent occasion,
while . trial was going on before Justice ol 10
Peace. Greenlcaf On Evidence Wa1 introduced hy
one Of the attorneys to sustain point under iIl-
cussion; and the matter being slbuilild 70 DO
Justice for his decision, be decided that 0rc-llI
bad BEEN repealed
One Of the Memphis papers gives soleinn warn.
ing that the people Of that ely, before they VII
surrender Il TO the Federal troops viii dcnolllh
it and sow its site with slt-" II 4 amoalns %
hear fellows talk IN that way. says Preltiee ylo
can't get salt enough TO cure their pork, q efto
to season their mush and boiled egga
aTOaay, my son." said s iohd mother, % lli
return from journey. /" have you said your rI1l.
ers night and morningr x 81.
aYes," vas The reply; ~that 4, evlly right. trl
any smart boy can take care of himself n a.
daytiEna" 81 tcstr
There L benevolent gentleman II Bo.|1t No
gives twenty-five cents lof religions puIporls every
time b. sweanS He has already id e hea ~
pie on Presbytefian church. a1d = nov elgaTtf
10 eus.ing up" adobadon % Shl Hoas Nillioas
ary Society. M
A boy eotersd elalioheiy sioIs sid iI1tt q.
prOpfietsF whal kiad u pms - sold
IAN hn1as Gua The reply. n
aWell theh,s aid a. bog. rIn I1E1 ltIlI
cents worth o. pig pens"
Praying to heaven Il but poor aulsliI a. 80
ing Oron men.