New-York daily tribune., 1862-11-13
GOING INTO RUsENEas.

The new firm oi Wood Brothers ~ Bro0ks,
having contracted 10 save the American Union,
our frs. feeling upon the advertisement of the
copartLership was ono OF tender pity for
Brooks Remembering the Marvine case. aud
the def dcSteriiy exhibited by Fernando IN chang
ing Ones into fours and Fflics into Onc-lpu-
Grol.and. iiities, and recollecting, too, Bens
rare expericnss in tho policy business, We
cannot escape the apprehension that Brooks,
WHO Is clover in nothing bu, turning his coat viii
coon be left naked 10 bis enemies, and without a
coat to turn. II Brooks will not remember what
happened TO Dog Tray, by reason Of disreputable
friendships, il is our duty To remind him Of IL, and
to warn him seriously that pigeons usually find
the rooh, rather costly associates. Having thus
discharged our duty to our professional brother,
aud cautioned him against dealing in Brother
Ben's policy-shOp we proceed 20 inquire how
Wood Brothers q Brooks viii probably restore
the Union In the account-current of The war, tho
figures viii prove 50 obstinate against alteration,
that even F,ruaudO's calliTaphy viii hardly
be nblo TO make Twice Two appear to be
Five. Wood d Go. start with promises which
would be magnificent il they were not 80 eaicly
indefinite DR.. Swiits plan for the relief Of Ire
land was to ki pickle, and eat all the babies;
but Wood & Co. are less lcrociOus. and instead
Of killing aud eating the traitors, they propose to
resort 10 the Establishments Of coaHing aud the
sweet Influences of Chesteriiodian persuasion.
Fernando will move, and of course, Ben VIII sec
ond some Kind Of resolution. which viii charm
the House, aud inaugurntc this emolent policy OF
coaGing. Thieves have tried Ibis system ere now
upon bull-dogs, and why should It not succeed
with blcodhouuds Fernando is q very polished
person, aud Ben, who has written upon Love, "
should BE- great in tender lnnguagei so that when
thcy begin TO pat aud fondle. some people if we
may Judge Ny their election Of these worthless,
think that tho Secession Beast will at once "0g-
crayaie' his roar and consent to be- tanned.
But with oil our aspirations for peace, and with
oil our confidence IN these confidence men, We
must say that the Beast just now seems TO be- in
anything but melting mood Secession victories
in the North only seem 10 bring an access Of Slave
holding truculence. First catch your rabbit.
10 began Mrs. Clace's famous recipe for dressing
that debcacy. Fernando must first buttonloe
Lis Beast before his bandishments cnn be- brought
to bear. No matter how beautifully and amorous-
Bens Speeches may be written no matter who
irites them, or how many lottery tickets he pay
Or the journey worh--thcy will be null aud Of no
effect unless their putatige father can persuade
the Beast to read them. just now the animal il
roaming in absolute loOscncss aud not even Van
Amburgh over undor.ool. " soothe Lon into a
ay-thing in his native Jungle. The Beast hes
heard Of the wilcs prepared for him by Ben anu
Fernando, and il already roaring sarcas.icnlly at
those Brothers. The Richmond E1aminer de-
clares that "what tho North is going to do" is a
matter OF no consequences whatever. Confiderng
that this has all along been the general tone of the
Rebels, and that they have given us fair warning
Of their resoluio determination TO listen TO 40 ex-
posIoietons, aud ~ enter upon no nosotiatlQoa