The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1862-11-08

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which epsd day n the mouth Of the Thames
81 Or the chops Of the Channel he'll rue. w
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Necessarily bent, Captain sE,sHEs,
d 10 the Mersey you late bads adieu;
Your Amercements cen MERCY Condemns,
- II caught there's no mercy for you.
Quite sarcastic stSorGs, cSp1aia sEnnrs,
You send back Of the mischief you Do;
'Twsre Joke for such side-splitting +" mems"
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Ysu are worse than LAyIrTE, Captain SEMnIs.
70 his country that Pirate was trusj
But alasi no apology stems
The stsrp tide ef sdt hatrsd foeyeaL
Indulge your gay mssd, Captain SEMNHs,
OF your "tea-ksttls " prsts you old scrsw.r
we've : brscs mat steam faster, aha ths&h e.,, !.
10 the tea-kettles for you.
Our whalsrs you've fired Captain sEMnIs,
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16f il SbttS II yoir. smart stratagems
You'll b walled till vail comes fren yos.
You have made one mistake, Captain SEMMEs,
British goods you have burned, II all's tree,
And aznong Dsslun0'Gsags spsthsgnsi
Is"I make all who injure me rue"
10 II seems very like, Captain SEMHEs,
when JOHN BULL 70 the facts gets clue,
He'll send enc Of his ships T. the Thames
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[From the Vanity Fsir.l
Pm ct presunt existin' under . monikal
orm Of Comment. In other words Pm
among the, crowned heads Of Can.
dy. They ar'n't pretty bad people. On
Es Soot'ry they are exceedih' good ts6-l
10. ...-,o
Troo, they air deprived Of naus blessios.
hey. don's enjoy, for iassaus, the priceless
Don Of war. They hayen't any American
'giI = onchain, and they hsin't got Fourth
{ July to their backs.
Altho' this is monikal form Of COMMENT
an enable to perceive much mouiAy. 1
RED to git ? psipsin Toronto, y,bssfHhl to
ucceed.
Mrs. Victoris, who is Queen Of Englabd,
I'd has oil the luxuries Of the msrke ., in-
loodin' game 10 iss season, don't bother
srsslf much about caosdy, bot lIsss III DO
bout - she's nighter. She however, GIN
rally keeps Ter supplied With 8 lprd,wbe'p
allied Gov'ner Gin'ral. Sometimes the
olisicisns Of sCinsdy make il lively for
bio lord-for Capady has politicians, and l
zpecs they don's differ from our politicians,
oue Of en- bsin' gifted and talented 'liirs,
o doubt.o buN sh.oI Toi
The present .Gov'ner Gin'ral Of Csssdy
] Lord Monk. saw him review some vol.
otsers At Montreal. He was accompanied
, some other lords and dukes aad gsasrals
I'd tioSs sort'of thioes. . BE rode ! nssls
~ horse, and bis close wasn't any better
ban mine. You'll alwsyt nosiss, by the
'sy, that the higher up in the world . man
}, the less COED harness be puts on. Hence
'in'ral Hslleck walks the streets in plain
lssissss dress, while he second hieutehsns
I volunteer regiment piles all the brass
hinge be can God onto bic back, and drsgs
forty pound sword after him.
Monk has bsen in tho lord business some
ims, and understand it pays, no l don't
now what lords wages il. The wages of
10 is death and postage .ssanp,.y Bat shis
- nothing 70 DO with MoSk. aha
Oos Of Lord Monks danghtsrs rode with
i'm on the field. She has golden hair,
ind good fans, and wore red hat. LshouId
= very happy so,havsrhsr pay Ne issd ny
amily visit ~ Baldinsvills. Come aud
ring your knissio' Miss Monk. Mrs. Ward
rill do the fair thing b. yoa. She makes
hs best slap jssks in Ansrios. A. a'slapi
ackiss shs has no skaI. She wsasss the
Isis. q e '.. i'S e go. 81, 81 s ,ssissa, Ina
What che review Vas oil absas, I don =,
no !. Ihasen's gigantic intsllesk, which
% grasp gfsat aapss'esss t oncs. lam not
wsbsssr Or Seymour. ! IN NOS Z wishg-.
ngsoh Of wadswortA. Far from H., l
m not - gifted . man - Hesry Wsrd
sseehsr. Even the congregation Of Plym-
nth Msesin' House i Brootlya viii adsis,
Ass. u, lshoald think 30. But while
doar have the .litsss idss q to what the
'svisW No fas, Twill stass that he ssjsts
ooked poosy scruupsaoas il their rsd cpd
Irseo close. u
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