Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1862-03-01
wis ana Humor.

ing to be made Of 10 by The small trader.
Ia oil the wedding cake hope is the sweet
est OF the plums.
The character that needs law to mend it is
hardly worth the tiBkering.
Earth is here sOkind that Just tickle her
with hoe and she laughs with bar.
vest.
I've heard say that Wedlock's like wine
NOT to be properly judged Of till the
second glass.
Its my belief that when woman was
made jewels were invented only to make
her The more mischievous.
Some people are so fond Of illluck that
they run half way to meet it.
Mems hearts Do what you will, the
things wout break. | doubt Il even they'll
chip.
After oil there is something abont wed.
ding gown prettier than any gown in the
Worla.
He kissed her, aad promised. Such
beautiful lips Mans usual fste-be was
lost upon the coral reefs.
That scoundrcl, sir Why, he'd sharp.
en- knife upon his fathers TOMBSTONE to
kllhis mother |
Characters Ike money wien you've a
great deal you may risk some for, if you
lose 1t, folks still believe you've pIeu ty to
spa Q.
Fix yourselves upon the wealthy. In a
word, take this for a golden rule through
life--neyer, never have friend that's poor.
er thsn yourself.
It's odd how folks will forcedis agreeabls
knowledge upon us--crub apl les that we
must eat and defy the stomchache.
Women are all alike. When they're
maids they're mild as milk once make
them wives, aud they lean their backs
against their marriage certificate aud. defy
you.
Ask women to a tea party in the gar.
den of Eden, and she'd be sure 10 draw up
her eyeids and scream, i can't go without
a new gown
We are poor fools aud make sad mis-.
takes but there is goodness hived, like
wild honey, in strange uooks and corners
Of the world.
AS for ancestry says Smoke, truth to
speak, am Que VI those who take the
cuckoo for their crest, aud for their mot.
to--'Nolhiug."
Has not the magic Of the passion hung
prison waAs with garlauds, aud, like the
Lun of old, drew hidden harmonieS out Of
the very ant?
Everybody has imagination when mon.
ey Is the tbought-tbe theme. The CON-
mon brain will bubble 10 golden waud
We are too apt to bury our accounts
along With our benefactors to eujoy The
triumphs Of others as though they were the
jusI property Of ourselves
Every man talks of bis neighbours heart,
as though it was his own walch-a thing lo
be seen iD all its works, and abused for
regular going.
We live in twopenuy times, when chiv.
airy goes To church in the family coach,
aud the god Of marriage bargains for his
wedding breakfast.
He would eat oysters while his ueigh.
boris house was in aames-alwsys proyid.
ed that his own was insured. Goodness
he's piece of marble, carved into a broad
grin.
The marriage Of loved child may seen
TO parent kind Of death Yet herein
father pays but just debt. Wedlocl
gave him the good gift to wedlock, then
be owes it.
A womau's heart, like singing bird i
a cage, If neglected sIarves aud dies !; bu
for meu's hearts, why they're free birds Q
pley-yultureS and haSks-or thieVish mag
pies AT the best.
What nature has hung aoout our heart
passes our surgery with skill 10 cut away
ln our stoieism we think it done, bu
the wound keeps open, aud the blood sti
runs.
Certainly mans wired angeTis fu money
often catch myself with something bolC
as Hon bouncing from my heart, wheI
the Shilling ratties, aud the lion as bold u,
the weazsl siiuks back sgSin.
10 get oppearauce upon debt is No
doubt, every bit as comfortable as TO gel
Ligh upon The rack. The figure may b.
txpand,d but how the muscle of lh,
Eearf. hcw all The ipints are made to cracl
feritt
In The old poetic times the same lair,
that would lead men esiray for the SAX,
Of the mischief, would by way Of recon
Rense,. eburn the butter aud trim up III,
house. while the household sleep. No,
money is the fairy Of our mechanical ger
eratiOn.
At sneveuiug party, Jerrold was look
ing st the dancers. Seeing a very ia
gentleman wsltzing With a remarkabl
short lady, be said to friend ct han
Hump there's the mile dancing with ih
mile stone
IL al the rascals who under the semblanc
ofa snug respeetability, SOW the world wit
dissensions aud deceit. were fitted with
halter. rope woald double its price, an
the executiOneF set Bp his carriage.
la this world truth can wait she's use
TO IT,
lEAbi'ual intoxieation is the epitOms {
every crime
Make yonr bed as coffin, and your cofi
will be rs a bed.
Money is like the air you breathe II 70
have u not yoa die.
Children are earthly idols that hold q
from the stars
TnE Errning Post suggests that Of Ia
f~eniy Thousand prisoners recently take
BY the Union armies. the priFates be libeu
ated on parole Ia the interior of the Ere
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