The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1862-01-09
.CATHARTIC PILLS

nPFRATE hy their powerful influence on the
y internal viscera to purify the blood and s'lhu-
late IL into healthy action. They remove the
distractions of the stomach bowels liver, ana other
organs OF the BODY and by restoring their Irregular
action to leath correct wherever they exist, such
arrangements as are the first causes OF elseSSe'
An extensive trial of their virtues, oy Iro1eSSorS,
PhVsicl9ns and Patients, has SHOWN cures ot ual-
eerous diaeases almost beyond belief were they not
substantiated bv persons of such exalted position
aud character as to forbid the suspicion OF unTuth
Their certificates are published in my American
Almanac which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring.
Annexed we give Directions for their use in the
complaints which they have been found to cure.
FoR CosTrvESEss. = Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Cos
tiyeness is frequently the aggravatng cause of
Piles and the cure of one complaint is the cure
of both No person can feel well while under
costve habit Of body. Hence it should be, as 1t
can be, promptly relieved.
FoR DYSPEPSIA. which is sometimes the cause
of COStirG1eSS, and always uncomfortable, take mid
doses from one TO four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action They viii do 1t, and
the heEf5ior', bodybaan and Sou'5l7n of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When 1t has gone, don't
forget what cured you.
For a Foul STOMACH, or Morbid InGction ot the
Bo,cels, which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Pills
at first and smaller doses afterwards, until activity
and strength is restored to the system.
FoR Nervousness, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA,
Pam ia the Stomach Back, Side, take from four
to eight pills on going to bed. If they do not oper-
ate sufficiently, take the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept out from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach is foul
FoR ScRoFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and al Diseases
Of the Ski take the Pills freely and frequently, to
keep the bowels open. The eruptionS Will gener-
ally soon begin TO diminish and disappear. Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the purging and purifying effect of these Pills, and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence leaving the sufferer in perfect health.
Patients your duty to society forbidS that you
should parade yourself around the world covered
with pimples botches, ulcers, sores, and all or any
of the unclean diseases OF the. skin, because yom
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best medi-
cine ever discovered They should be taken freely
and frequently, and the impurities which SOW the
seeds of incurable diseases will be swept out of the
system like chaff before the wind. BY this property
they do much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDIcE, and GN Bilious
Affections, arise from some arrangement either
t0rpditv congestion, or Obstructions Of the Liver.
Torpidty and congestion vtiate the bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
health, and the constitution is frequently under
mined by no other cause. Indigestion is the symp-
tom. Obstruction Of the duet which empties the
bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
into the blood. This produces Jaundice, with 4
long and dangerous train of evils Costiveness, or
alternately cOstiveness and diarrhea, prevails.
Feverish symptoms languor, low spirits, WEAKNESS,
restlessncss, and melancholy, with sometimes in
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drOwsineSs;
sometimes there is severe pain in the side; the skin
and the white Of the eyes become greenish yellow;
the stomach acid; the bowels sore to the touch
the whole system irritable with tendency TO fever
which may turn bilious fever, bilious coic bilious
diarrhGa. dyscntery, &c j medium dose Of three
or four Pills taken at night, followed by two three
in the morning, and repeated few days, viii remove
the cause of ali these troubles 1t is wicked to suffer
such pains when you can cure them for - cents
RHEUMATISM, GOUT, ana al LiJ2aHlHaatOJy Fe-
rsy, are rapidly cured by the purifying effects of
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life. For these
and all kindred complaints they should be taken in
mild doses, to move the bowels gently, but freely
As DINNER Pill, this is both agreeable and
useful No Pill can be made more pleasant to take,
and certainly has been made more eifectuai TO
the purpose for which a dinner pill IS employed.
PREPARED BY
DIR. J. G. AVER & CO..
Practical and Analytical Chemists,
LOWELL, MASS,
AND SOLD BY
Sold in Stroudsburg, By JAS. n. Dur