The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-05-22

oh! you ought to have been there: why
wasn't you?'
Because, sir, when at home I never
associate with thieves. either publicly or
privately. and l do not propose to begin
now
! Little bran bread abolilionist started of
on full tro,. and. in my opinion. will
never more enquire of Mr.. Voorhees, why
he don's visit old Noah Weles. of the
Cataliue and Morgan Department.
HoNoRs EASY.
To day, Captains Bailey and Boggs. of
the New Orleans squadron. were very
properly. by resolution of the House.
permitted the privilege of the floor. Mem
bers were introduced to them, and many
congratulatory sentiments were interchang-
ed. Altogether the affair was very cred
table
But. before these gentlemen and patriots
were off from the floor. q rush was made
on the republican side of the House TO
greet some ne wer hero, and soon learn
ed that the man for whom ull this sympa-
thy and admiration was being expressed
was none other than the horse thief. ne.
gro -stealer and murderer. Jeunison. Of
Kansas Jayhawking notoriety.
He could have the privilege Of the floor
without resolution, and therefore he just
strayed in among the Lovejoy and Julian
tribe as naturally as one crow flies to an
other, or one mule will break into field
that confines otner long-ealed monsters.
1t is TO be presumed that the old sea
dogs who have JUS, assisted in the taking
Of New Orleans will. when they learn that
Jennison ct id omne genus. are permitted
upon the floor by virtue of their deeds
conclude that 'honors are easy
MR.. THOMAS, OF MASSACHUSETTS,.
This gentleman tc day gave Thsddeus
Stephens a terrible castigation during g
debate upon the bill introduced by Arnold
Of Illinois. TO make 'phresdum' national
and slavery sectional, extend the area OF
'phreedum. abolish slavery in all the Ter
ritories now organized and throughout the
States Of the United States.
Lovejoy introduced supplen.e stary
bill relative 10 the po!ygamus young com
mon wealth Of Utah. which extended the
area of 'phreedum' sill further taking in
all the world. the rest OF mankind. aud
construc.ively emancipating Ike man III
the moon.' who is avsrred by Lovejoy to
be quite dark complicated. il not full
blocded Ethiopian.
During some remarks Of Mr.. Thomas
upon the urconsilu;ionsity of these Ulo
plan projects. old Stevens became super
cilous and impudent. as usual. and en-
deavore to make Judge Thomas the vic
lin Of his duty vii: but he caught a tar
TAR. The Judge said he desired to put an
idea of constitutional law in the head oI
the Chairman Of the Committee OF Ways
and Means, and that if he succeeded, the
said idea would be as companioEess and
lonely as a single mouse in a very strange
and very empty garret. The ancient
Thaddeus retired looking sour and gr,m-
bling in much the same style that charac-
,erizes him when. fighting the faro banks
he has had bad luck-ever when he cop.
pers' By the way. Thaddeus Stevens
the chairman Of the committee that makes
taxes for the people. is the most inveierait
gamesier to be found The Tiger is as
familiar TO him as the trained animals o
Bsrnum's TO Van Amburg--n short
Thaddeus is sort Of Herr Driesbaul
among the Tigers of Washington.
Moral chairmaa Of the moral committee
Of Morrill, taxes and tariffs. established BY
this grea, moral republican party!
Little Mr. Precision Arnold, Of you
city.-who always speaks as though b,
had fxed up his mouth by saying stemec
prunes began a desultory dissertaii"r
upon his bill. and incidentally spoke o
keeping good faith between the States
This brought Wad.worth Of Kentuck,
down upon him. who stated that The goot
faith Of an 1rnoid WAS Punic. or some
thing 10 that effect TruveydroD subsi
ded.