, 1862-11-13

Ny mother, STRIP @No, / don't mean her tis
hideous creature In greenr' sThats my WiIt.n
yeneratiOn- Sleeping il church, and snoring
BenevOIence- Sharing gingerbread viii your
little brother and sister. ~
Causality- has been said that theIa IaNysr with.
out causes Is sure to die without elects.
Order-Schoolboys when the school . dis.
missed
Forget not, that human virtue Is, Ike polished
steel, rusted by breath. narr
The man who tried to sWeeten his tea With one
Of his wiies smiles has fallen back on sugar.
Bulwer says Of second marriages - There is no
dainty fayoFloz as heart warmed up again
Cuvieraid that mankind was composed n ham.
mers and anyils and that it was much better to Be-
a hammer than an anvil. "a sisAs
@Ineyer shot a bird in my lile,r said sOps one
to friend, who replied: : * -
"I never shot anything in the shape Of bird
but squirrel, which killed with q stone, when
1t fell into the river and was drowned z 1a
A sailor, being asked how be liked Bic bride. /.
said to have replied:
"Why, dye see, took her 70 Be only half q
me, as the paFson says, but dash me 4 she iai't
twice as much as L I'm only tar--she's tar
tar" s &
An Irish sailor--a giant--of known bravery,
who was In boat At the siege Of Copenhagen,
kept down bis head while the shot Ncfe dyinf
over the boat e FOf shame hold up youf bead n
Numbered the officer IN the stern. 49, ~
II win, Sir, when there : room ior itin !,
Al Lynn. he other day. Sunday echrui
teacher asked little girl who the first man uaa
She answered that she didn't know. The ques-
ton asthelput 90 an irish ehild, who answered,
Adam, sir, " with apparent satisfaction nlN
"Laln said the firsi scholar, you needn't ltal
30 grand about it--he wasn'tan lTishmun."
Old Billy Trenton stopped drinking and Joined
the temperance society but one day he took
jest drop and fell OF bis wagon into lho mud.
where 2 neighbor finding him, asked Why,
Uncle Billy, iS this youlm
No, Il amt Uncle BIll," was tic reply; . 81
quit drinking morsn = year ago, and dis tIo
chaps drunk as beastlp h
Franklin had the best idea q dshih q INV
we know. Writing upon the dealh II ans Inti.
mate acquaintance be says; Our friend and
We are going upon party Of pleasure his car
riage was ready lrst, and be Is on We shan
soon follow in turn in good timo.r When dil
sensible people ever hear such beeutl6l eiid
ments from a pulplg The fact Is, the gruaflhi-
jority Of priests do not believe in i themselves
In one Of the English colonies eompsd,lve az.
animation was lately held for the purpose 81 dn.,
pointing ht persons 70 some Of the e6vtfnhenf
Offices. One Of The candidates Inadvertently
spelled the word Venice with two an's'-lhoS
Vennice. The examiner, clever man, but nui
always correct speaker, Glernly ilouirtd = Do
you no. know, sir that there q but ons ben n
aThen Hcgss must Be very scarce thers,a x.s ,
the ready reply.
A tourist IN his rambles once met Win NJ col.
ebrated Walton, seated on The arm 6f tree,
rod In hand. swell, lzaak, what are yor doing
In that dangerous place ~ he inquired
Fiilln,p was the reply Walton made.
Fishing, you mean r said the other. ~.
."Yif, and Walton closed bis lips more fIfhfIf.
"What have you in yonr mouth, lzaak y
asked the gentlemen. a. 80. n =
WALTON, emptying bis mouth into ihs ball of
bis hand, replied; Nothing but worms iot
baitt"
IL love you like anything, said young car.
dencr TO bis sweetheart, pressing her hand.
"Ditto," said she, returning the pressure.
The ardent lover was sorely puzzled 70 under.
stand the meaning Of ditto. The nexs day. is.
Ing at work with bis iatheri he said, aDads5
what is the meaning Of diitosn
"Whyr sid the Old man, athis hcro i one
aintitf
"Yes, daddy"
swell, that ere's dillo.n ts
"Drat Il" calculated the indignant son. lhcn
she called me cabbsgeheadi"
A certain deacon, called IIirlsy. used 70 a IA,
horses" at Berkshire eattls market. Stirred %,
by the preaching Of his minisior, he, one sunday
" after meeting" thus eommunicE.sd 70 dio.
Brown Of the church aud Of the crall: 4 You
don't 'spose them little storirs-sort o lies Ike
that you and tell In way O trade. win hi
reckoned again US in the day o Judgment ear.
eumstaneed aswe are, VIC ean't helpil, You know.
| don't s'pose Il makes no difference n n. .I.hf
o the Lord, longs the heart'san riehL tlo|hur
Brown" And brother Brown went bone c1|n.
ioried.
There was wild wsg Of flow By iks nani
oil Thornton, who one day got up during service
and walked out Of the church, making IaihsF :
prominent display Of 4 euld-hended cane. Tho