Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1862-02-07
@it and @isdom.
sit is supposed that a soldier will
be raw till he is exposed to fire.

H@-I It is supposed that soldier will
be raw till he is exposed to fire.
a9- There is no friend to man so
true, so kind, SO real and 50 good as
woman.
s@rA fly in mans butter is de-
cidedly the least pleasant of all kinds
Of butterflies. .---,=.~s--s-=-s
B6A woman should have no male
friends but those who are the friends of
her husband. N
n@- Husbands are probably the most
ill-used of all classes of persons in the
world-ercept icices.
A-A lively Imagination is a great
gift, provided education tutors it, If
not. il is suil equally luxuriant for all
kind of seeds.
r6r Chalmers says:-There is energy
df moral suasion in good mans life,
passing the highest efforts of the ora
tors genius.
D%The gentleman so often spoken
Of in novels who riveted people with
his gaze, has now obtained employment
at a boiler factory. e..
30 Wise men are instructed by rea-
SOD; men of less understanding by expe-
rieace; the most ignorant by necessity;
and the beast by nature.
s~"Oick, you have got a hole in
your trowsers. sWell,-who cares! it
will wear longer than patch. -" Yes y
says Sam, "and wider too.
n@- To pin our faith on another mans
sleeve, and submit to be led by author
ity, depriyes US of independence, and
subjects us to just contempt.
I@ At printers festival recently,
the following sentiment was offered! =
"Woman---second only to the press in
the dissemination of the news
n@-AfFection, like spring flowers,
break s through the most frozen ground
at last, and the heart which asks but
for another heart to make it happy,
will never seek il vain. a1
AT wedding the other day, one
of the guests, who is often little absent,
observed grayely, II have remarked
that there have been more women than
men married this year"
s@ Many men spend an entire life
time in eager accumulation of the per-
ishable riches of this world, but throw
away the priceless pearl of character, at
the,very outset, as though it were dross.
pa. Duty is the little blue sky over
every heart and sonl---oyer every life
large enough fer star to look between
the clouds, and for the sky lark hap
piness to rise heavenward through and
slug in. -
IeA- A very tail man was in the
streets of Boston, when an old lady,
who admired his gigantic stature thus
addressed him: "Mister, were you
large when you were snall?" Eyes,
marm, 1 was considerable big when ]
was little.''
@-A country editor says he received
the following stop my paper:
Dear Sri have looked carefully
over your paper for six months for the
death of some individual / was ac-
quainted with, but not single soul has
cropped off, you will please have my
nasae erased.
sA-As the sun in all his splendor was
peep;ng over the eastern hills, a newly
married man exclaimed, "the glory Of
the wsrld is rising!'' His wife, who
happened to be getting up at that mo.
ment, taking the compliment to herself.
simpered out. What would you say,
dear, if had my silk gown on?'
D~A noble lord asked clergyman
at the bottom Of his table, "wdy the
goose, if there be one, was always placed
next the parson?". Really said he, "a
eantye no reason fer it; but your ques
ton IL 50 odd, that | shall never see 8
goose for the future without thinking o.
your lordship.'
bgA son Of the Emerald Isle, oncs
riding to market with sack Of pota
toes before him, discoyered that the
horse was getting tired, whereupon he
dismounted, put the potatoes on hi:
shoulders, and again mounted, saying
"it was better that he should carry the
praties, as be was fresher than the poor
baste. ~
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