Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1862-10-29

~ hutNt ui hpplhuHNi W.. to'nNVlhk
~ 4 machine haa boon invented
which is 90 be- driven hy The iorro Of
,ityumstanvce
s~A-lfa man tannot nrgnc without
swearing, Uuraing his disesseiuns aro
OF course cursory
ru5 The law should cleRch its fists
when 1t finds roguea slipping through
ita fingers
s'ss'"Short calls nro beat " ns the Az
said when he alightcd upon III. hot
stove
bc5N Tho President reviewed Con. |
hoGlollans army on Friday last and !
was everywhere received with demon.
onstratlons Of enthusiasm.
bD~ Almost every young q iyis pub.
lic spirited enough TO be willing to
have her fathers house used as Il court.
house.
We clip the above from Il republican
exchange, whose editor, no doubt.
spoke as he folt, making himself the
standard.
BAY" What is the difference between
an accepted snda rejected lover? The
ono kisses. his Missus, and tho other
misses his kisses
SeS"A public writer thinks that much
might be gained ifspcakCrs would OBJ |
serve the millers method--always 10 !
shut the gage when the grist Is out.
bs5' Bread is tho staff Of life. md Ii.
quor the stilts-the former sustaining
man, and the latter elovating him
for fall.
Rowland Hill said, "ho would not
give a farthing for the mans religion
whose cat and dog were not tho better
for it,"
p@.Ata printers festival the follow. /
ing toast wasgiven: "The editor and
the lawer-the devil is satisfied with
the copy ofthe former, but reduires
the original Of the latter"
He who truely wishes the happn ess
OF any ono cannot bs long without
diseovering some mode Of contribu.
ting to it.
IT has been said in behalf Of second
marriages that wedlock is like wine
not to be properly judged of till the
second
A woman Offering to sign deed,
the Judge asked her whether her has.
band compelled her to sign2
"He compel me p said the lady
mo, nor twenty like him =
A pedler being asked by a long,
splhd le-shankod wag, if he had any
Tin overhalls, answered : "No. butt
have u pair Of candle moulds that will
Just fit you"
Rsy1"ls that bell ringing for flrey in.
quired n youth from the Greon moun.
tains mo, they have to much some.
where and thoy ring the bell for wa.
ter"
"Can you tell me how tho word
Salmon Is spelt |" was asked of
Cockney by Philadelphia. "Cor.
tainly,' said the Londoner with a
look Of triumph "There's hess and
hay, and hell, and two hoes.
While ono ofour chaplains of the
army was repeating this line of
the Lords prayer.-"Give us this day
our daily bread" q soldier added,
with loud voice-"fresh."
Reg The Binghamton Journal is con.
structing a new dictionary. Itdsfnes
"Man-a general term, embracing wo-
man." If this is a sample, the new
dictionary will be comprehensive
enough at least.
SY'"Why do you drive such
pitiful looking carcass as that 7 Why
don't you put heavier GOAT of flesh
on him? said traveller TO an Irish car
driver "a heavier coat of flesh 7 By
the powers tho poor creature can har-
dly carry what little there is on him
now
Life is o thing which many people
seem in great hurry to got rid Of,
il we may judge by the number of
fast young men nowadays, who use
themselves up with the greatest sp.
parent satisfaction.
Women are said 20 have stronger
attachments than men. Is il not 80,
Strength Of attachment Is cvinccd in
little things.-A man is often attach
Nd to an old hat; but did you ever
know women having an sttachm snt
for an old bonnet!"
Mover neverp
Heg'Said an old prencer once, "Fsl.
low sinners you were told that by
Al r ~ n