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The Goodhue volunteer. [volume] (Red Wing, Goodhue County, Minn.) 1861-1864, 1862-05-14
A NEW YEAR WITH AN OLD FRIEND.

NEW YEAR WITH AN OLD BEND.
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This superior( water Flour and Grist Mill is
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Martin. Y.tosyta, B1awp; Rsnvilts 3sf,
son. Cottonwood, Noble, Murray, PipSss{toMnre
Red wood and Rock, shall constitute the
Erst Congressional District, AMI silalbe en-
titled to elect one representative.
T.. Sec, g. Al. tho residue Of the State shall
comprise 'the, Second District, and shaft 81
entitled 10 elect one REPRESENTATIVE ID Con
gress. <'>@..,,. f., }'..,424.,: ,g..u d, =
81 Sec.4. This act shall take effect and be;in
force from und AFTER its passage. u: - bod
Approved March 7, 1882. - ~
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Genuine FAMILY LIQUORS

VIM. 3. MUKEHOUSE & CO., - :.
Importers and Wholesale Dealers in >ss
Brandies, Wines: Gins & Sugars,
beg leave to call the attention Of the citizens
fth United States to their Pure Wines and
Liquors, put up under their own super vision
or Family and Medical use, in cases assorted
to s:ut customers. Clubs, Military and other
public bodies, whoxrequre to purchase in
large or small quantities, iu casks or bottles,
will be ]ibrally dealt with. Price list sent
on application. ~ ..y;7 ,Hx
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to give entire satisfaction.
It nnder The management Of EXPERIEN-
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),eser toll he grist but once.
FLOUR DEPOT,
Flour, Corn Meal. Bran. Shorts Of The best
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IT any Millinery pTy Goods AID 'ir"csry store
PHELPS 81 GRAHAM.
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LIBBY. HOUSE:

nos. 81, & IS WATER STREET NEW YORK.
Three doors above the Hudson River X.
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cAuLpwELL, soUrHwokTH = WHITLEY. .
7 Propyissors u the New York Msrcury,
: ~ md ~ Apn 81. Ne,o Yoyk Oitu
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Farming Districts,

where the people principally TRADE AT REF
WING. Those wishing to advertise their bust
ness, will do we'll to patronize
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THE VOLUNTEER

We are prepared to do any and all kinds o.
The Goodhue volunteer. [volume] (Red Wing, Goodhue County, Minn.) 1861-1864, 1862-05-14

AS IN, Advertising medium, the VOLUNTEER
CANNOT RE EXPELLED. 1t has Il large and randi
~ increasing circulation. It's circulation is. TO
great extent, confined to the
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

A STRONG SroMAcH.-A western cattle
dealer, who rarely had the privilege Of sit.
ting down to meat with family, and who
had never been in a minister's house in his
life, was not long ago benighted and lost in
his ride across the prairies, and compelled to
ask for lodging in any house he could find.
Happily for him, it was the house of a good
man, parson, who gave him hearty well
come, and, what was especially agreeable
told him supper would soon be ready The
travellers appetite was ravenous, and the
moment he was asked to sit BY he complied
and without waiting for second, in vitatiou
he laid hold of what he could reach. ~
Stop. stop!" said tho good man OF tho
house; eve are in the habit of saying some
thing here before we eat" u ls9sl,,
This hint to wait until the blessing was
asked the rough customer did not Under
stand but, with his mouth full, he NUT
tered: "Go ahead say what you like you
can't turn my stomach now r.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

tint Of rusty copper his garments not only
worn threadbare, but rent in more than one
place; he wore common leather stock, and
his clumsy cowhido boots, The solcs of which
were gradually departing from the upper
leather, were innocent Of oil or backing
His sword was cased in scabbard of car
fridge paper, made by his own hands, and
his entire appearance presented no bad EN-
blem of the fortunes of his country.
"Well, John, what do you think OF me 2"
John made no answer. His heart was too
full for words, but he thought to himself,
"Srch is ever the price of liberty"
"But don't be discouraged, boy. Though
seem rather tho worse for wear, have
plenty Of money. Look here" and the
captain drew from his pocket handful of
paper money, with smile that partook of
bitter irony. "See how rich ap, if could
only persuade people to take these rags for
money. l offered Manghsm, the ped!ar--
you know him, believe, a wary rascal-a
hundred dollars for pair Of stockings,
luxury have not enjoyed for some time
but he answered, NO, captain, if want to
be charitable, I give things away; but when
] trade, expect something of equal value
for my goods He offered to give me pair
for old acquaintance sake, but I could not
bring myself to that. SO you see me bare
foot, with pocketful of money"
off we're in your place, sir, would re-
sign and go home. Let me take your place,
whilo you get little rest and clothe YOUR
self. can't bear to sec you look like
beggar ~ -
"No, my sou" replied the captain, with
firm determination, unalloyed by single
spark of enthusiasm, "no, John when l
tirs. put on this old rusty sword, swolc
never to lay it down till my country WAS
free, or all hope Of freedom was at an end.
| mean, if Ged spares my life, to keep my
oath, let what else may happen. II my
country cannot give me shoes. will fight
barefoot If she cannot afford me a hat, l
will fight bareheaded; and if she can't pay
Inc for my services in money, will 1.-Two in
the hope of being repaid hereafter by her
gratitude ! know she gives us the best she
has to give-that she shares in our suffer-
ings-and may God forsakc me, when dc.
scrt her. "
Such were the men who bore the country
on their shoulders, through peril, doubt and
despair; such the unknown heroes, who live
only in the blessings they beloved on pos
terity. And here lies the mystery which has
puzzled tho world, namely, the achievement
Of Independence in the face Of apparently
lnSuperable obstacles, prescnting themselves
at every step and every moment, which can
not be explained but by the virtuous firm
ness, the unwaverinS patriotism, not more of
the high than Of tie low; not more of those !
whose names will forever remain objects Of
national gratitude, than of those whose names
were never remembered The soul that an
mated and inspired the revolution spoke
from the lips of this nan,eless soldier. 1t is
the work Of such men rs this that is now at
tempted to be unlonc.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23
NUMBER 4.
mit anb Guntor.

FANCY DANCING.-The La Crosse Demo-
crat cautions youag men who can't dance
the fancy dances, not to 60 to a ball with
young lady who can, and adds few sugees.
tons as follows ,a .gat
:" If we ever have children, we shall teach
them these fancy dances, to the neglect of
their catechism. Not that they will enjoy
the hopping around, first on one foot then
on the other then on both, but they will
have such good chance4to hug other folks
wives and sveethearts That is the Secret
of the dancing No one can object then
but if fellow were to sit by the side of his
own wife even in ball room and hug her
half as hard, we'll wouldn't there be remarks?
Guess not We speak ironicslly) Talk
about going to pic-nics, visiting weddings
going to applecuts, sparkling by moonlight,
sitting on tho porch Sunday evenings, ard
stealing q kiss every time a star shoots,
CHATS the incest game y sleigh riding by the
side Of red-cheeked girl, or eating happi-
ness with gold spoon-all--all these sink
into insignifcanco when fancy dancing comes
on, But then If a fellow don't know how.
and takes to party pretty girl what does;
and If he has to sit on cold bench and see
another fellow doing the sweet hugging of
that angelic creature that he paid his ticket
money to do, it's awful Just to sit still and
see another's arm where yours should be
her head where it should not be, and-and
well; don't take a girl to fancy dancing
party unless you know al! the ropes I"
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paetiral.
TRUE POETRY.

For elegance and beauty, the followir
mes from the pen of Charles Mackay, cha
nge the whole world Of poesy
How many thoughts gavo thee
Come hitler on the grass,
And if thout count unfailing
The green blades as we pass,
Or the leaves that sigh and tremble,
To the sweet wind Of the west,
g Or the ripping Of the river,
Or the sunbeams on its breast,
I'll count the thoughts I give thee,
Ny beautiful, my blest ..
How many joys I owe thee
Come sit where seas run high,
And count the. heaving pillows,
That break on the shore and die
Or the grains of sand they fondle,
When the storms are overblown,
Or the pearls in the deep sea caverns,
Or the stars in the milky zone,
And I'll count the joys I owe thee.
My beautiful, my own!
And now much love I proffcr
Come scoop the ocean dry,
Or weigh IN thy tiny balance
The star ships of the sky;
Or Irvine around thy fingers,
The sunlight streaming wide,
Or fold it in thy bosom
While the world is dark beside;
And III tell how much l love thuc,
Ny beautiful, my bride. ..
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23
CONSTITUTIONAL DEBILITY.

Young men beware Of the pernicious indu
geuce aud lmost fatal injury you infict upon
your constitutions, by evil examples and the
morbid inaucuce of tho passions.
How many young persons do we daily behold,
whose countepances and debiitated constitutions
depict disease arising from that horrible and de-
yastatins vice. ea. .,-..- ...--.E . =. .....
Itcould bo shown how attenuation Of the
frame, pulpitation of the heart, arrangement of
the nervous system, cough, Indigestion and q
train Of sym ptons, Indicative OF consumption,
arc often ascti5ed 10 wong causes, when in re-
atty, they are the consequences Of an alluring
and psrnicious practice alike destructive to the
m ind aud body.
You who have brought this affection upon
yourselves, why embrace the secret TO your
hearts nui vainly attempt to euro yourselves,
iustead Of making INN ediate application to a
skillfull physician, who IN short time, would
restore you to perfect health and save You from
exposure which tho fatal consequences render it
envitable.
~ Dr.. Smith gives his special attention 10
the treatment of this destructive malady. Pa
,icnts can be cured at home by addressing q let
ter TO Or. Smith, describing symptoms, and re-
ocivs medicine securely packed from observation
f,rwardsd by express or otherwise to any part
Of the csuntry. ..t
above complaints will do we'll to avoid 6oasting
smSo,sors whether foreign native, as also the
humorous Societies advertised as certain cure
for every disease. These preparations are put
KIP to sell and not to cure. and often do more
aarm than good, therefore avoid them.
If-- u "a word to the Wise is sufficient"
Address, g. DR.. j. B. SMITH.
No. u, s. Frederick Street, Baltimore, Nd.
~ No letters Willie answered unless they
contain remittance or Postage Stamp to pay
po sta &c on the answer.
Jan. LIST. lS01.--ly.
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An Autumn for the Nation.

There is something exquistely beautiful
in these ideas of the Row. Mr. Fletcher pas
tor Of the Second Unycrsalist Church at
Lowell, Massachusetts,, a few days ago, from
, the text; 1--WE all do fade as leaf" He is
! speaking Of the late frosts and unusually
fine weather Of the autumn Of 1861, and
says:
Summer, glorious, protractcd, beautiful
summer, 10th to leave her cherished treas
urcs, fingered and breathod upon fields and
gardens long after the usual time of her de-
parure. Autumn came, and hand in hand
they walked along, SO gently, so harmoni-
ously, that flowers looked up and smiled in
all their loneliness beneath the influence of
their united reisD. But they have spoken
their adieus and parted company, and with
her breath Of frost, autumn has spoiled the
lingering freshness of the field and garden,
and touched with russell tho foliage of tho
forest. Yet even now we have her in her
gentest mood; and By such measured and
consderate steps is she conducting us from
floral groves to fields that will ere long wear
icy coronations, that we nro scarcely con-
scious of the change. 1t is as if tho power
which keeps the planets 10 their courses aud
gives character to all the seasons, had
looked in kindness on the unsheltered SOL
diery Of our beloved country, and ten pered
the winds to their conditions and necessities;
as if He pitied the poor in their restitution, i
and by this most unusual autumn had kept
the sunligM on their hearth stones, welcome
substitute for fuel, and wrapped them in an
atmosphere 70 mild that they have not been
suffering for winter garments; as if the now
and fearful cxigencics Of the present day
demanded delay in the progress Of the sea-
sons, and God had kept the sun from sink
ing towards the !autumnal equinox to give
our armies time 10 which to punish treason"
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

WHAT is the matter, Frank 2" said a
mother to her little three year old, who was
troubled with pain one day; "got the
back ache7" "No, me not got the back
ache me got the front ache"
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23
. DARKEY who blacks boots at The \,

Il pARKEY who blacks boots at the Ma
tionai Hotel, in Washington, has the follow
ing motto conspicuously displayed over his
stand
NO NORTH, NO SOUTH, .af
40 EAST, NO WEST,
NO TRUST"
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

THERE is a woman in the lunatic asylum
at New York who thinks the Roman Catho-
lies are trying to build a cathedral in her
stomach, ard who goes to bed every night
with a club to keep off the Papsts.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

on hearing clergyman remark, "thc
world was full of change" Mrs. Darlington
said she could hardly bring her mind to be-
lieye il, SO little found its way into her
pocket
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

A NOTORIOUS miser, having heard very
eloquent charity sermon, exclaimed: "Th;s
'errnon strongly proves the necessity of
aims ! have almost mind to turn becrar."
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23
-~@nG s-4-~.Ss.H

THE SFIRIr OF '76.-A few days since
while the Senate Of Maryland were in ses-
sion in the State House at Annapolis, num-
Der of soldiers entered the ante-roon and
inquired If the Senate Chamber was not the
place whero General Washington once
stood /? An employee of the House answer
ed that it was, and showed ore of them MS
near as hp could the spot where Washington
stood when he resigned his commission -
The young man rcvrently approached the
spot, and standing for several minutes APP
parently fixed to the place, hastily turned
and left the chamber, e1cla:mins that he
could stand it no longer. for lie "fc'. his
Fourth Of July rising too fast.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

A DOZEN of high breasted girls, just be-
ginning to break their corsets, will do more
towards filling q party with sentiment and
inspiration than all the wine that was ever
Fact
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-01-23

q" How many deaths 81 asked tho hospital
physician, while going his rounds mine"
" Why, ordered medicine for ten "Yes
but one wouldn't take it," .......s...t