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Indiana State sentinel. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1861-1865, 1862-05-12

est. must be driven from Office or made to ad-
minister Office according to the law and the Con-
stitution of the United States. But the PROPOSE
its debts and its local and municipal laws, its
prisons and poor houses, its domestic Institutions
slavery or anti-slavery, whatever they are is not
only fraught with mischief but is rank radicalism
and disuniopism. This side of the platform will
break down with the load of radical people who
will take their stand cn it. Webegin TO see that
the Union in the name of this party means
union of voters to accomplish an object. but not
a union for THE USfoS. The doctrine here set
forth is precisely that against which Mr.. Lincoln
has set his face kciron, and unless is be dropped
out of the principles of the new party. viii be
milstone around its neck, dragging it TO well
merited perdition-N, Y. Jour. Of Com.
Indiana State sentinel. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1861-1865, 1862-05-12

that needs to be punished, and who are those
whom the safety of thepublic would permit to be
admitted to their loyalty and allegiance You
here before the thing happens, as is attempted 70
be done by the honorable Senator from Ohio
He says by bis amendment that the President
may extend an amnesty, If be pleases, TO any of
the classes named. Why, sir, that is not what is
wanted. You cannot make the discrimination
now. There may be men as good as Matthew
Hale who have actually taken and hold Offices
under that de facto Government, and who the
gentleman from Ohio would have no more desire
to hang or strip than Charles III. had to hang
Chief Justice Hale. These Determinations can
only be made when the means ard opportunity
for information exist
Indiana State sentinel. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1861-1865, 1862-05-12
WHOLE NO. 1882.

the wall and they tremble. They would plunge
the country into woes and horrors unutterable,
beyond the present, TO maintain party ascenden
cy. This is the source and meaning of their out.
cry against other parties, while they cling with
the grasp of death TO their own. But the people
will be victorious over them. Welcome the Star
of the Wesfi
Indiana State sentinel. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1861-1865, 1862-05-12

A VERY STRANGE NorIoS-The Abolitionists
have been vehemently insisting that General
Mcclellan should take Yorktown Immediately
Well, the General has gratifed the Abolitionists,
and has captured not only Yorktown. but seven
ty-one rebel cannon and vast stores of arms and
ammunition. Now, because it only cost eight
lives, and not ten thousand. to accomplish this,
the Abotionists declare that Mcclellan ought
to be removed. These philosophers must have
strange notions of the art of war. If Mcclellan
had lost ten thousand good soldiers-brave men
and excellent conservative voters--in capturing
the rebel citadel. the Abolitonists would have
been crazy with delight.-N Y. Herald.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

SURoRoN. What's the matter With
you?
Would be sxempt....Wsak back. s;s.-
very weak back.
S.---Wsak knees. you mean.
W.---Yes, sir. weak krses--very wesk
knees, can't march.
S.---Yes. I'll give you q certificate
(writss)--"Upon honor, hereby oerti.
fy that the bearer il weak in tho
knees. 3 great coward, who shrinks FROM
defending his country. Hope hs will
be put in the front ranks where he can't
run away.
W.-[Hsnding the surgeon qu.rter1
Thank you. sir, I knew I was entitled
to certificate. This rebellion 50 WICK
cd and monstrous must BE- put down. It
has done my heart good to see tho energy
Of the President in ordering . draft.
Here reads the certificate and faints.1
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

PsTIrIoxs to be presented to the Leg
islature of any State that is nearly out
of business:
From a bankrupt husband-Praying
that bill might Be passed to restrain
bis wife from the use of more than six
bonnets in ono season.
From Jealous husband-Prsying
that it might be made felony for bsche-
lor to ask . married lady to dance
From a tidgety husband-For an act
to declare the rearing of parrots and lap
dogs . capital crime.
From dis.racted husbond-For an
Act to prohibit the squallins of the ba-
bies.
Frsm an old ,oaid-Ts mako marri-
ages compulsory at . certain age---to sx-
tend to both sexes.
From a young lady-Inveighing ..
gainst the length to which moustachss
have grown of late.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

TH. DEAD EpIroR. "A paper in Z
neighboring State. after giving long
obituary of deceased brother of the
quill, thus in glowing strains concludes:
"ATs We not glad, also, that such an
editor is in heaven? There the cry Of
"more copy" shall never be heard
There 10 shall never be abused any more
by his political antagonist, with lies and
detrsctiors that should shame a demon
to psomulgate. There hs shall no more
be used ladder for the aspiring to
kick down as they reach tho desired
height and need him no more. There
he shall be able to see the immense mass.
es of mind he was moved, all unkpow.
ingly and unknown ~ hs has been du.
ring his weary pilgrimage on sarth.--
There hs will 6nd articles credited, aud
not clap OF his thunder ssolen-and
there shall be no horrid typographical
errors to set him in . fever. We srs
glad the edito- Is in heaven.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
Artemus Ward as an Editor.

In the Ortum of 1s-my friend. the
editor of the Blandinsvills Busls. was
obliged to lesve professional dootiss &
go & dig his taters. and be axed me to
edit for him doorin his absence. Accor.
diugly ground up his sheers & com.
menced. 1t didn't take me CRATE while
to slash ont copy enuf from the exchan.
ges for issoo. and thwart I'd ride ur
to the next town on . little Jauut, to
rest my branss which had bin severely
racket by my mental efforts. This 10
sorter Ironioal. So I went over to the
Rals Rode Ofiss and axed tho Soopsr.
iutsndent for . pars.
"You . editorr be axed. evidently
on the pint Of snickerin,
Eyes, Sir SEE I, "dont look poor
enuff1'
Just about. ssd hs. "bu. our Rod.
can't pars you
Cant. hay?'
"No sir...it cam
"BecsuEe, SEE I, lookiu him full ia
the face with Eagles eye. ";t goes
so darnsd slow it cant pars anybody
Me thinks had him thar. Its the
slo7sst Rale Rode in the We,t. With
q mortified air be told me to get ou.
Of his Office. 1 pittied him and went.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
A VeritabIe Occurrence.

Among other persons vho have respad
large benefit from the present war il an
extensive Wholesale dealer in saddleary
hardware in this city. He has not given
= bavbee toward the Bounty Fund. thus
far made up almost wholly from cisixena
who have realized from the war nothing
but disaster.
On Saturday tho gentleman owning
tho store in which this hardware dealer
does business called upon him on = mat.
ter Of money. Al he was leaving he
said {:
II havn't seen your name. sir. among
the subscribers to the Bounty Fund.-
well, no I haven't subscribed yet.
was the indifferent reply.
"But you have made two hundred
thousand dollars out of this war. Sure
ly you intend to give something toward
restoring the peace of the countryi"
The subject was evidently distasteful
to tho hardware merchant, and he said
nothing.
His friend again asked:
"Ars you not going to add your name
to the list of subscribers?'
II think not. I shall give in quiet
way to families of absent volunteers
but they don't need it. sir. The
city has provided for them
"Well I don't intend to give anything
now to the war fund. They have enough
already
Every we'll. sir, said the landlord,
looking the man fair in the eyes. "If
you remain in the same determination
you and l are at outs. and I want no
such tenant Is you are for my store
You can build one for yourself out of
the money you have made. and if neces-
ssry I will give it At half ront to some
man who has . soul to feel for bis oouu-
try.
why don't you give 10 tho csuss,'
asked the hardware man. II baYn't seen
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
THR ORDER IN RErEKENol TO DRAFTING

Var Department. Washington. D. c.
Sept. 7.-Instructions to United States
Marshsls, Military Commandants. Pre-
vost Marshals, Police Officers, Sheriff..
&c.-Ths quot. Of volunteers and the
enrolment Of militia having been COM
pletsd in tho several States, the necessi-
ty for stringent enforcement Of the or.
ders Of the War Department, in rsspss.
to volunteering and drafting. no longe.
exist.
Arrests for violation of these orders
and for disloyal practices will hereafter
be merely upon my express warrant, or
by direction Of tie military commander,
or Governor Of the State in which such
arrests may be made; and restrictions
upon travel imposed by those orders are
rsc'ndsd. l.. @. TURNER,
Judge Advocate.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
Not Up to Snuff.

John Tice, Philadelphia paper in
forms Us. is Now Jersey grocer, who
came to that city . short time since to
replenish bis stock. Completing his pur-
ohases which were in due time deposited
on the docks to DO shipped per river
steamer, Dir. Tiee thought proper to keep
his eye upon his goods until they could
be taken on board. Among them was q
fne Bucks County cheese. weighing 9.
bout sixty -6ve pounds, upon which, for
the want of better accommodation, the
weary grocer seated himself as be watch
ed the romaindsr Of his property upon
the wharf. While thus seated, rumina-
ting over the events of the war, caloula-
ting the profits thas he would realise up
on his purchases. and every now and
then solaclng his nasal organ from a
'ysller" snuff-box, two nice young men
approached and entered into conversa-
tion.
"You take snuff. sir?' said young
man number one.
"Yes. Couldn't do without it. Took
it for over eight years.
"You use the maccaboy, perceive ,
"Yss. that suits me best for steady
snuff
"Lst me recommend you to try mine
said the sharper. producing a silver -pla-
ted box, engraved with an American Ca
gle and two barpoons. 81 imported it
from France. It is the identical snuff
used by Marshall Pellissier and the OIL
GERS Of the French army
Mr. Tics said: Certainly" and in-
serted his thumb and finger in the strsn-
gers box. The moment he placed it to
his nose he was seized with violent sneez-
ing. At every sncszs he lifted himsslf
about foot from the cheese upon which
he was sitting. While he was doing this
sharper number two was carrying out his
share Of the programme. A. Mr.. Tics
gave the third snseze he pushed the
cheese from under him, and in its stead
placed peck measure. As Mr.. Tice
was sneezing for the eighth and last time,
the sharpers and the cheese had d;ssp-
pssred. Mr.. Tice rubbed his nose for
shout I've minutes more in wondering as
to the style Of nose possessed By Marshall
Pellissisr and the officers Of the : rsnch
army. who took su,h remarkable snuff.
BY this timo .ho deck hands OF tt.
boat commenced to load up Mr. Tics's
goods.
Mr.. Tice rose from his seat and said:
Take this cheese. too
Decf-hand said:
"What oheese7'
Mr.. Tice looked round. and found that
instead of the cheese he had been sitting
upon peck measure. When understood
the manner in which the exchange had
been effected. he was about the worst
excited man of the season. He offered
fifty dollars to sny one who you'd give
him an opportunity to 6ght tie thieves,
with one hand sied behind sis back.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
puetital.
Fill The Ranks.
By RICHARD CoE.

hiSAANo Soss
Forward. brothers, in your might,
Forward, forward to the fight,
God is over with the right.
Fill the ranks!
Let your watchwords ever bs
"Union and Liberty"
Soon will treason cease to be.
Fill the ranksl
Mon Of brawny arm and frame.
Men of mind and men Of name,
All who have sense Of shame,
Fill the ranks!
For tho future years to bo,
None SO proud or great asyc.
Battling still for libertyl
Fill the ranks.
Give goodbye to ladies' eyes,
Bid farewell to Northern skies,
Have no thought of compromise,
Fill the ranksl
Forward, to the field Of blood,
Be the path Of honor trod,
Forward, in the name Of God!
Fill the ranksl
By your kindred who have blsd,
BY the brave, heroic dead,
Dying in their country's stead!
Fill the rsnksl
BY your affairs and your fires!
BY your patriotic sires!
BY your hate of traitor liars!
Fill the ranks!
Show contempt to foreign kings,
With their gew-gaws and thsir rings,
Have faith in nobler things!
Fill the rantsl
Should proud, mistaken world
'Gsinst our nations right bs hurled,
Let our hsg be still unfurled
Fill the ranks!
God is with US who can doubt7
Let the sons Of Freedom shout
Tyranny be put t" rout!"
Fill the ranks!
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

ELECTION AT WILMINGroN.-Ths mu-
nicipal election At Wilmington Delaware.
on Tuesday. resulted in the success of
the whole Union ticket by . large ma
jority. The vote for Mayor stood Gil.
pin. Union. 912; Quinby. Democrat.
27S. Not moro than half the usual
number Of Votes wore polled.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

i.Hrgorspace for short periods, az per agree
neut.
!vertisements beforeMarrages and Deaths
10 cts. per line for frsl insertion -subsequent
insertions, cents per line. Nine words are
counted as Il line in advertising.
Merchants and others, advertising by the
year. will he charged $l2 90.
Proceedings Of meetings not of a general
character. charged at cents per line foresch
insertion.
Yearly ysdvertisersmu mustconfnet etheirsdvsr-
Using to their own business.
ALL TRANSIENT ADVERrIsIHs, cash In sd-
vance.
Persons ordering the insertion oflsgaladver-
.issments will he held responsible for pay
ment ior the same when the time for which
they were ordered to he inserted shall have
expired.
Fs,otveNr Nnrrors cash in advance.
PATENT MsDIoIsEs one half in advanceand
the balance / n six months.
ALL Jos WoRx cAsH.
The losses we have sustained compel usio
adopt this course II will I've strictly adhered
70 in al eases and no advertisement will be
inserted unless accompanied by the cash.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
Hlistsllansuus.
SPEECH OF GEORGE +. TRAIN IN
LONDON.
The Downfall OF England.

The last steamer from Europe brings
US the cause Of the recent arrest of Mr..
George L. Train in London. It was q
characteristic speech. delivered secretly
before the brotherhood of St. Patrick,
and in which he commented in strong
terms upon EDglaud's oppression of the
Irish people. He began after this FASH
ion:
In the namo of the Irish army of the
West, l ask you to cheer for the Union
of Amerioa and the disunion of ireland
from Great Britain. loud cheers j.
Tbcse cheers forsshsdow already the
downfall Of England. (Hesr.) Eng
li,hmsn arc so busy plotting the ruin of
America, predicting the death knsll Of
the nation, and praying for the downfall
Of America, there can be no objection
70 my changing the topic, and speaking
to and Irish audience on the downfall of
Eugland--(Chsers,) } England is supposed
to be Gibrslter--s rock of strength,
20 grand. so powerful, 80 rich, that any.
thing might say would fail to penetrate
her iron armor Of egotism and copper
sheathing Of assumption. (Laughtsr. J
| speak for the people. The aristoora-
cy have oil the lawyers to speak for them.
(Hsar. and laughter )-Some day men
will be considered men. and the simple
annals Of the poor will bs heard in Hsav-
en-. (Chcers.l
When I allude to the downfall of Eng
land. mean.the uprising of the people
-(hsar, when men shall have votes,
and not be called the Mob. The Amer
loan rebellion is tie worlds rebellion
and the life Of America is the death Of
England. British statesmen have acted
on that hypothesis. America will live,
England will die-such is the law Of na-
lions. Prosperity. then adversity. The
follows everything in nature.
right. left. up, down-abuss . man then
praise him-strong, weak. young, old.
When man is very ill he must get bet
;er or die. The runner At the top of
lis speed must slacken or fall. So the
,ation that has mounted to the last round
# the ladder must drop or descend step
y step. (Cheers )-Amsrica is going
'p. England coming down. The down
all Of Engl,nd commenced the moment
be governing classes laid their plans
or sapping away tho liberties Of the
'eople. Taxation without Representa-.
ion is Robbery (Chsers.)
There are six millions Of able.bod iod
nsn in England whose position is lower
ban the American slaves. Five negroes
re allowed three votes BY the Constitu-
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
your name DOWN.

your name DOWN.
"Figute up what you are worth. said
the landlord, and give accordingly. and
I'll give just twice as much as you do
The landlord took his leave. What the
result will be We shall watch with some
little interest. .-Philadelphia ". Amer.
tcdn.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
CONSTITUTIONAL DEBILITY.

YsunI pirp baHfre 81 tae gefulcl0Es IN f1I
a:sr.. 4l lmost fatal 'rinry yoa i1Giat Upon
Jsuf constitutions, by est! examples ana shs
morbid ,ualsnce Of the rAssi0es.
Nov many ynuox p9r,oRs do ": daily bebsld,
who's. counter rucss Ani tAolltt1tad ast.tst!o2s
tspic, disease arising tt2m tnat hoEribe nad do
Insisting vice
(, could l.. shown h-v .tteuunt;nu ct sas
fraius, pal pilation of Sae assrti deTs1 nsut OF
the ssrvout system, tough, iuaiSest!da aua 3
tr1in af syDptoWs, !pd'e"t!va OF 99nsuuaFt!on'
arp otte9 ascriheI &c wong carses, ~heu Ia re-
a'itv thsy az thr Gonsoqu9rceS Of an a!!urns
aad asruie!ous practice asihs icsLEacti'e 10 tae
iairt aud hpiy.
Ynu wis has trousht ,Ls s1ic.!on upon
y1JrssiYs,, Why snhtact tue secret TO your
Aslt!s and Yaialy attempt 80 cure yanTtsivest
i,.'sai 9f lus-ioI in nt4!ats apftcatlon 10
~ i,,fuil physician. wb1 IL = saatt u'ne, would
r.'t,r. you - rs.ia0t health aof sass y5G from
.Jy,.drs wul,A tao ft,ai soass4usaess 81 der It
euT.rable.
es> Or. Alta siv.i b. srsoI4! s..sat.aa 70
th, treatment o! tAls Issita:t!ra @aisfy. "a
tisn1 can be cured a. hop, hy adfts,.ng ,st.
s,t 10 DR.. Saith, describing sym netalns. and re-
-s!vs u,iiciHs ssoato!? paoka3 from oGserrStton
;',r~Lsisi ny express o. other*!ss 20 aaJ part
OF lbs country.
y. B.-Persoa, sfalofsd ~.tA '.g6of tao
e5ovs com e,ata,s vi!i do wsli 60 A7a!i ioo'tin2
iss1.taYs nhsttsr tors:n or rAties, 4s aan :aE
rlusro1s Societies advertlssd es certain oIrs
-: .tsry disease. These rYSpartl.ons are PAT
gr 90 ssli AMI not 10 cure. ard a.taE DO T.oEs
ham than gonj, therefore avoid tbem
"a wo.d 20 sae wise - suaotsai"
Adiress. DR.. : Q. SMITH.
Nell, 8 rre4ar'ei Street, Gait!r",s. MD.
~ NJ let!erI Wi o. argre.aa Gn!sss :hsy
contain ronittarcs .. 2o.tsgs stanP 20 rsy
r9s,sgs % ths answer.
Jan. tst. l6Gi-4iF.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

A witty dentist having labored 10 vain
to extract decayed tooth from lsdy'a
mouth, gave up the task with the feliei-
tous apology: "Tho fact il, madam, il
seems impossible for anything bad 60
come out of your mouth
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

boy. why mont you 20 to sehcol!'---
cause. sir. daddy is afesred that if I
learns everything now. I shsns hsvs any
thing 70 lsru when ! eoms 10 g. 70 tn.
'cadsmy.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
HOLLO OINTNhNr.

T one MARCHES. sore and stia joints. bis.
- tsred and naa:n / feat, all thssa tbs Sol
aisr u1ss suiure. Msthsrs, rsEenbef ihit
whom yoie soas are cropping t+.oir 'nuskets to
n eet iAaysE; think ~alt relief u single pot
II thia GLt Assiing and oooisng 5i!vs VIII give
10 the ore you lave when lar sway from homo
and friends. Il harisns and makes tough thO
feet, 40 that they can eniurs great fatigue.
II soothss aai reiisvss the intH ned and stf
Hsd joiats, leaving thsla supple, strong and
giSsrons, while tor
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

= man; but in England be is not counted
10 high Is the cattle of the 6eld or the
trees in the forest. Even the million Of
voters on the lists have no actual repre-
seutation They are bought and sold as
regularly as corn or hemp or iron.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
Gipilian 4 Gflrgrapb
rs PUBLISHED
Every Thursday Morning.
W. EVANS, Editor and Proprietor.
Office in Second Story of Brooks Block,
BALTIC. St., near the Bridge,


Z z r MI e
TWO DOLLARS per annum, strictly IN ad.
vance, S2.5 If not so paid, and $500 II not
paid within the year.
Betr in mind that no paper will be discon.
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There are six millions Of able.bo iod
men in England whose position is lower
than the American slaves. Five negroes
are allowed three votes by the Constitu-
siou. which mskes negro thres-6ftbs Of
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
Rates of Advertising.

uons-subsequent insertions rs cents each.
All advertisement tsu under IL lines charged as a
square.
Business Cardsin the Directory per annum,
Il al
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
NOTICE.

4 FEW barrels left of Bakers Old Rvs wb;
\ .sy. Pr sale by TS nFALL 4 90
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18
Extraordinary Military salvo.

Tho lor.ly sentry walking hir round, At
Al sht, exposed TO drsnchtng ra!n' Snd ohill
oight air, it often seized wlth most uini-m
,a;.s. enagA snt snsocasins hoarssnss, arss
symptoms of qaies consumption, but ii supplied
ri,h uohLfwAT'S Pills and HOLLo-
WAYS OINTMENT. Gil danger ia arsrtsd,
fav Pills t.ke, might ard morning. and tina
olntnsnt briskiy rubbed twics day over the
throat ,nd chest will remove the ssrers1 ooin.
,nd stop tbs cost Distressing or danYsrous
eeusi. Therefore ws cay to the whole Army.
Civilian & telegraph. [volume] (Cumberland, Md.) 1859-1875, 1862-09-18

sAs 9uGs a9o GVSsHor WOUNDS
hs ussqualisi, removing and prevent
T. !ery r.sttss OF indatnnl.ion, and gently
- Sinx the edge, together. it quickly md
. iapstely hsa.s this gnost fri ghtful wounds.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1862-02-08
CITY AND COUNTY.

"AETEMAs WARD Our columns have
often illustrated the wit OF one hose assumed
name heads this paragraph. As a rural gen
tleman, lover, husband of Mary Ann, and
as loving father, our readers know him very
well But it was as travelling Snowman, an
exhibitor Of wax.works, as described By himself,
that he became universally known for his
genial hunlor and his quaint and original
spelling. Tonight he will appear in Mechan-
les Hall, in the character of Il lecturer, his
topic being the tender, yet slightly familiar
one Of the "Children in the Wood" This
lecture he delivered in Boston few weeks
ago, when it called cut warm com.
mendations from the press Of that city.
On that occasion he was introduced by Mrs.
Darlington, who, il must be confessed, was
fifty selected. Here too a. we understand,
brother wit, 80 the manor bOrn,' formerly
of this city, known Of alI'' may be expect.
ed to do the same kindly Office. But it will
be Mr.. Browne whom tie great public will 90
to see and hear a man who as "Artemas" has
shortened all countenances and caused "laugh-
ter 10 hold both Sides" must be worth seeing,
even if the price Of admission were higher
than it is tonight Go, laugh, and if made
wiser and kindlier as we hore, it will be an
evening well spent.