Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1862-06-27
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60lit and Gdlisdom.
xw Pack your cares in as small a
space as you eau. SO that rou can carry
them Yourself, assd 0ct le. them annoy
others.
s6-A ~ag says Of wenan.---ssTo o
her virtues We giIa lore--to her hesnty,
ptir adIniratien -tc e-or Aeopa. tae saole
pavement.
DF-' Hanse, where 10 you liye?n g
II lives against de back street, what
de hills cross as you come up mid de
brewery in your right hand"
Ha- The women Of Poland have a
Rxchful eye over their daughters, and
make them wear little BELLS on .tiseir per-
cons ta denote where rethey are, and what
they are about
s-"T hats thc reason that yea and
ssur Nife always disagree?' asked one
Irishmau of another. 'Bekase we're
both cf one mind. She wants TO be
master, and so de ]. y
NrA \ newly married couple riding in
q carriage we're overturned, whereupou
stander Big said It vas shocking
right. Esss,s said gentleman, ssto
zee those just gcddsds, sfall out SO soon. "
as Am ollaaay walked in the Office
OF a fudge eff Probate in Massachusetts,
one day, aud askeds-
,a,,sAre yor, Judge Of Reprohates9s"
Il am the Judge Of Probate"
.,NeH that's it 4 expect; quoth the
Old dlady, you zoe my father died de-
tssfed, and he left several little infdela,
aud ] want to bo their exeeutioler ~
yv.ll Thought OF
Apaper West, recently Announcing
the Illness Of its editor, piously adds
sAll good paying subscribers are re-
suested to mention himin their prayers
The others need not, as the prayers o
the wicked avail nothing, according tt
good authority"
eDaE A Scotch paper speaks of foz
having been seen trying TO spring stee
trap by means of stick which ie car
ried in his mouth We knew fox tina
took the we'll pole from the, we'll ant
pushed the turkey of from the lowel
limb of the tree with it and pnt tho poll
back in It's place. AT least, he got tht
turkey and the pole was found all righi
in the morning.
sF The man who aiways made it
pracfiees to ride in the last car of a rail
road train, it was supposed for som'
time that be did this with view to ac
: cidents-but he one day let the cat ou
ofthc bag by admitting that as the con
ductor always began by collecting fare
in the front car, he sat where he did il
order 70 lape tie ase Of the money as lon.
as possi6tet Ns
A stumper.
Several rebels merchants ofNashyiH
professed to regard Confederate scrip a!
better than United States Treasury notes
whereupon the Union offers ose hund
red dollars reward TO any one who vii
find Secessionist in Nashville who will
sell one thousand dollars Of United State
TTeosury aotes at Fifty percent discount
and buy one thousand dollars Of Confed
crate scrip for City cents ON the dollar
And taunts them to show their; faith b,
their works, and back their assertion
with their purses. At last adyiccs ther
were no takers. (,
Bsautiful Letter From q Nesaviile sh
The following polished and pepper
letter was written by Nashville girl,
is said to her s'spicy,'' turtle dove
etcetery," as Artemus Ward would say
who is. prisoner at Camp Morton, Inc
II ought to be Published in the nes
edition Of the Complete Letter Write
She says:
.Jehns ! want you to write and tell m
about the fight, and how many Lincol
devils You killed. i would like, to
there and seen them Lincoln devils ke,
over. It would have done my soul goo
to have seen them fall by the thousand
John, as you are prisoner, and cannt
baye the pleasure of Lincoln hirland
/ sbe:ieye wiitake your place, and
tell you what would kill live yankee
I will do more for them than Morga
has done for them. I tell you Morga
is tearing up the burg for them:hee
doing he work for them. John { wis
/ was a nan, would come there and
would soon get you ont oil. that Lincel
hole / would tar there heartssont, an
then cook them and make tlaom 6;
them; but will do all l cam sf6r 30
and when they come into Shelby wi
get some of their skelps and hang The
up inslny room to look at. i will
for JEFF. Davis till the teaisee riv'
freezes over, and then be For him er
scratch OH the Ice M
JEFF davis rides white horse,
Lincoln rides o mule,
Jeff Davis is . gentleman.
Apa Lincoln is o fule- -
I,Mish j 1azld send them Lincol
devils SONG PIES they would never wal
any more u eat in this world. Ma
JEFF ever Be with you This is from
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