The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-09-11
NUMBER IA.

| and an actual owner of the property presented,
and must be the producer, inventor or manufac-
turer of the same, before he be entitled to en-
ter for premium.
No animal or article having taken first pre-
MUM in any one class at previous show OF this
society, can take 1t again in the same class, but
may, if the committee consider it entitled, receive
diploma certifying the facts.
statement III writing must accompany each
sample of butter and cheese on exhibition, ems
bracing the number of COWS kept, the mode of
keeping, treatment of cream Ur milk, kind of
churn used, mode of freeing the butter from the
milk and quantity of salt used. The time of
making cheese, whether from, one, two or three
milkings, whether there was any addition OF
| cream, quantity of reunet used mode OF prepar>
ing it, kind of salt used, mode of pressure and
! treatment OF cheese after pressure,
Entries for crops will be received at 'any time
| previous to the fair, and samples of the grain,
! roots or seeds must accompany the entry for
hbition Quantity and quality will both govern
the decision of tho judges in awarding tie premi-
| ums.
Perishabe articles will be adjudged as to the
quality at the timo of the fair and the Judgment
noted down. ..-..
The final award will be made Oh the first day
of December next, when grain, roots ana seeds, or
! samples of them must accompany written state
! ment of particulars relating to the management
of the crop, the quantity of produce per acre. and
costs and profits OF the same if atanable and no
! premium will be awarded unless the requirements
are mainly complied with.
| DUTIES OF JUDGES.
! 1t will be the duty of the judges to make note
of their report OF all stock and articles that may
come under their notice not mentioned Ill the
| premium list tdat may appear to thom worthy
/ of recommendation or premium, tor the action OF
| the discretionary committee.
The officers Of the society constitute the eXecu-
! tive committee.
ANY person may become member of the soci-
ETY. by signing the constitution and paying into
! the treasury one dollar annually
I On the rendering OF decisions on stock, the
Judges y i'll attach blue RIBBON or badge OF
! blue color, to indicate the first premium, and
| red one to indicate the I'd premium.
/ Men having charge of stock articles on ex-
hibition, will be supplied with tickets by the sos
| ciety.
Tickets of admission may be obtained of the
treasurer on each day Of the fair at IS cts. each.
Members will be provided with badges FIR them.
! selves and tickets for their families which will
secure their free ingress and egless during the
fair
The address of the President will take rlace at
o'clock 2 VI. Of the second day after which the
premiums viii he publicly a4noMnced.
J. u LEI AND Secretary.
-.-.s-
WOULDN'l BE CALLED BUG.-The folio
ing recently appeared in an advertisements in
the London Times,
I, Norfolk Howard, heretofore called and
known by the name of Joshua Bug, late of Ep-
som, in the county of Surrey, nov of Wakefield
in the county of York, and landlord OF the Swan
Tavern in the same county, do hereby give
notice, that on he goth day OF this present
month of June, for and on behalf of myself and
heirs, lawfully begotten, did wholly abandon
the use of the surname OF Bug, aud assumed,
took and used, and determined At all times here
after, in ali writings, action Cealings, matters
and things, and upon ali Other occasions what
soever. to be distinguished, l." subscribe to be
called and known by the name OF Norfolk HOW
ard only. ! further refer all whom 1t may con-
Germ to the deed poll under my hand and seal.
declaring that [ choose to re 0ounce the use OF
the surname of Bug, and that ! assume in lieu
| thereofthe above surnames OF ~ ortoIk Howard,
aul also declaring my determination, upon all
| occasions whatsoever, to be called and distln-
guished exclusively by the laid surnames OF
Norfolk Howard, duly enrolled inv me in the
High Court of Chancery. Dared shis 23d day
OF June, 1862. Norfolk Howard, late Josh
ua Bug.
! REBEL Acknowledgement vii fight again as
soon he cures his liver. lie if at Enfala Springs,
Ala, and his hair moustache and whiskers are, 1t
| is said, growing white from anxiety. Possibly he
| he has the same trouble with his liver.
! Pike the renegade Yank ee schoomaster sensa-
ton poet, and freely orator, whose exploit in re-
! cruting Indians to Stay our troops will make his
name forever infamous, is under arrest in Arkan-
sas, for treason of some sort to the Confederate
! Government
( sSy~ 1t is one of the greatest mistakes in She
world to be looking for great opportunities.
| G3g-If tobacco gets scarce, there's no harm
done. If you can't chew, eschew,
Ey@Felow citizens, ego where glory waits
you" aud don't let her have TO wait long.
rysThere is no place like home, and the hen
pecked husband thanks God for the TACT
IyPeople often spend half Their life III con
tracing maades, and the o'her half in trying
! to get rid of them
Csg- Mr.. Brown, owe you grudge, remem.
ber!" II shall not be frightened then tor l
never knew you to pay anything you owed.
a1g-Dirt on The character, if unjustly thrown,
like dirt on the clothes, should be let alone for
a while until it dries and then 1t Will rub OH
easily enough.
Word should be seconded by action; it ism
enough for a housewife to say TO stocking
with hole in it, "you be darned."
"Boy. why don't you go to schooly'" Cause,
sir. DADDY Is a'eared that if learns every thing
now, shan't have any hing to Iarn when l
come to 90 to the 'cadeiny."
rg-. Either be silent, or say something tha'
il better than silence was the advice OF al
old heath en-, which it would be well ifall preach
ers would ponder.
HaIf WORDS are worse than silence, and elhel
is death to conversation. Il man. 10 be genu
inc, TO BE- himself, must believe and De oehe'
! cd must trust.and be trusted.
PEBB1Y Beach PHiLosOPHY,- Women
remarked the conlenlp atige nan, ARE zee
as Il blue waters Of 7on bay "Ay, SIR
replied The disapp ointed man, land as fu'i 0
craft
Remember, inad avn, that yao are the weak
er vessel said an irate husband "EAacti!i
said The lady, but 10 not forget tlesE the weaf
er vessel may have tie strongest sFan% IN It.
A German soldier at the battle Of Fair OAR
being found in great apparent agony az" an
ed II he was wounded, replied, an yes,,na,'ii
heer. / Won very bad wound in der c@'lt9 &c -
j bold,np mn his cantee n which had been nddIe
with balls.
The merit Of some people is principally i
,ba cIearues- OF their perceptions, while m
worth of others is mainly in tho strength c
their affections. The former appr eclate with
out loving the latter love without apprecia
ting.
The last case Of modesty IL that OF a lad.
who scarded her lover, a sea captain ,becaus
in speaking Of one OF his voyages he said tha
be Rugged the shore. Pooh not modesty blu
jealousy. She wanted all the huggiDg herself
Distinctions are often arbitrary. Flower
and weeds are commonly spoken Of as oppo-
sites. Yet every flower is weed-when il
isn't wanted, Ask the farmers. Every weed
has its flower, and rghttully situated or righ'-
fully employed, is an ornamental, useful plant.
Ask the bOtausts.
A witty dentist having sbored in vain to
extract decayed tooth from lady's mou b,
gave up the task with the feIictous apology :
"The fact is, ma1am, it seems impossible for
anything bad TO come out OF your mouth. "