Columbia Democrat and Bloomsburg general advertiser. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1850-1866, 1862-06-14

L indulge in litigious spirit will debate
every point, and have the last word about
straws. am particularly liable to occa-
sons which excite an unruly temper.
1 am Enthusiastically jealous; should
l see man talking to my wife would
consider myself rivalled, then 1 am very
sullen and Indifferent. l as often express
my anger, by an obstinate silence as by
and ungovernablc clamor. l have hap.
py faculty of taking wrong for right. l
have no patience with children; they are
more intolerable than a company of dutch
Smokers. am very fond of idleness-
gaming-and especially at cards and ten
pins.
Ever eager to desert home, and when
there maintain authority like the domin-
ion Of an unlimited monarchy; and the
iron rule of an austere tyrant, as to the
disposal Of property; l don't care how
much money wife brings me how many
ac0rLdly goolS-or how much she helps to
acquire l must dispose of it all, | will not
sit side by side with my wife in mixed
company. | claim to profess the clean
right Of exercising control over my wifo's
tongue if necessary. There is no dccep-
ton in me; can never make love to the
mother by kissing her ugly brat and call.
ing it pretty. cannot play with children;
l cannot feed them ard put them to sleep.
talk great deal but never to the point,
discharge too quick to take good aim
: The inmates Of my room say that l snoro
, in my sleep, The shoemaker tells my
noighbors that l wear boo No. 10. With
this impartial description who has an idea
7 of becoming my companion. Fearing a
. willingness with too many,I will further
say that no one need apply without first
] being school teacher; lover of home !;
, of flowers; and of children. A beautiful
l face is not required; but christian piety
, or genuine religion. knowledge softencd
C with complacency, and good breeding
8 Must possess great influence over the
y hearts of children. Must be entirely free
: from affectaton. When convcrsing with a
c friend, your gestures and words must be
s. free, easy, and natural. Your form erect
g not leaning three degrees from the perpen-
d dicular, and stand as if wishing to 60; and
d replying in style and tone of greer
" parrot to all that is said; and broad
IS stare stamped on your visage like that OF
an ape at a porcelain apple. Must have
It straight smooth hair any other color but
'. red. Also good set of natural teeth
If widow must never speak of the goot
: qualities of her first husband in my pres
= cnce. Must never POKE your nose in an
other mans face, nor allow other men tt
d see you safe home from evening parties ant
=. night meetings. Must be willing if need be
.e to torsake her own people and her father
d house, and give up the society ofthoso VIII
|. have been cndeared to her from her birth
IF Must have good system of family gov
ernment, and determinining to adhere t.
Y it. independence and decision of charac
- ter. Must never eat fruit pie with a knife
= nor break eggs in the egg cup at the larg
v end. covct not wealth. but virtue, tn
e maiden affections; the buoyant hope th
r devoted love these she must give and
e will keep them unsullied and unstained
il will cherish them through life. She mus
= never speak of the beauties and praise tn
accomplishments and virtues of the men
% She must never treat me with inatten
70 ton in company; nor upbraid me in the
>. presence of third person. Must neve
invite friends to ride with her and leav
me at home She must not be stern an,
!. silent in her own house and remarkabl
.. for her sociability elsewhere. Must nevc
@ praise me before my face nor censurc IN
= evereIy behind my back. Must eat ,
! light supper and rise early. Must b
= sound in limb, talent and on the niggc
:, question. Applications will be reccive
and Immediately answered from any VIC
man bearing the above description; re
n momboring that conjugal affection is
= = delicate plant; but it will be q source o
: extreme pleasure for me to receive such a
- l have here described and it shall be m
: earnest prayer, never to grow negligent
- !, of any of those marks of regard; by whic
- a wife feels herself acknowledged, pre-
emlnently friend, and companion.
All letters to be addressed to the old
: est and ugliest bachelors in Millville.
= June 7th 1869.
th For the Columbia Democrat.