New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1862-07-11
Deddycated to de Staw in
in de West.

NV DEER Straw:
I'm exsrushiatingy fond Oh ycr per!itcr,Sal
korse. 1t seams to me de only way tn
bring our lilly favured land inter the full
fruishus oh de Republican jubilee. 1t has
dun me heep ob good to see yu takin' dc
same perlterkal WI Oh our Guvurmcnt as
Wendell Fllips, Loid Garyson, and de 9TH
or Patryots take, from dom down tn Mr. Lin
kin, a sittin' on his Throan. 1t has been mi.
ty gratehn' tn us, ia see yer firm and tallin'
ted paper sensurc Mcclellan bckawse ii he
suksccds, dat wiked konstetewshun dat Mr..
Garysoa tells US is "a kuyenat wild hel and n
leeg wild dcth" will be restored. We're
nifty s:ai yu don't say nothn' about dc
Cuvurment piunderers bekawse, as John
P. Hail sais. dey am wus enemys oh de old
Guvurmcnt dan all d. cnemys she hes in
de feald. We believe wild yu, dat dis
e'c war is tn me'eoratc de cond;shun oh cul.
Tered peeple-dc 'bcru ekwals' oh dc ma
shun. We're tikeld almoast tn peaces up
hear ven yu kun rite out as yu du, in favur
OBJ radika.;sm in kounsil and in dc feald, for
is-keas.e.ewst.an and Gusur1aent wsrc
maid by konscrvativ men in konsersativ
times, and tn return tn den, now, wild rad.
ikalism just inawguratcd. and Its work only
haf accomplished, dc white trash Will still
hev matters derc own wa. But Deer Stcw.
you must be berry kcerful tn Iced dc people on
gently, step by step, or dey will diskuver,
an thwart de Accomplishment oh our dar-
ling skeam in de- overthrow Oh Dsmokratic
Guvurnment. Yu must pretend dat de good
oh de nashun is de only reeson why yu seek
de abbo'ishun OBJ slaviry, AMI be berry pattery-
ottick, swear,n' dat '.a!l man am kreatcd
frea and ekwal," and okkashuually san' dat
a man is ncbcr de wus for hab:n' black
skin.
am main glad yu don't say nothin' in yer
paper agin amalgym ashun-yer hi chcak.
bones and long, black har, recently d.sdgur-
cd by some D ,liIy, show, yu hay no reoson tn.
We've watched yu anxshusly up hear for
feer yu mite get Dc Den'okratic mania, and
say sumthin' in favur OBJ de Konstetewshun
in yer paper, and insist on its observance. Let
it 90, its dem.kratic Idol Jet dem and
DER Idol perish together. Yu won't say
uothin' sgin Mr.. Lnk;n, will yu, Deer staw.
for he is Re fust Presydcnt dat eber yierla-
ted de Konstetewshun and den got Kongris
nstcd OBJ de Koorts to say he was all ritc.
Besides he's doin' toward dc white.tirants
what dcy did tn US in de fugitive slave law
suspendiu' de writ oh haybeus korpus. Be-
sides, he's punishin' men without judy or Ju.
ry. agin whom no charge has been made,
impreou,n' dem for months on his own say
70. So yu see he's doin' as much agin de
Konstetewst,un, dat we halt and detcst wild
all our har.s rs Mr.. Fillips is, who has labur.
ed, as he sails, 10 years to talk 10 Stats out
oh de Unun. But den, Mr.. Fillips supports
Mr.. Linkin now as de redjlost wa to axiom
plish his darlin' skeam, and why shouldn't
we, who am yunge in de good kaws.
SAMBo.
P.S. Don't neber say word for de Kon.
stetewshun, be toarn to atoms tust.
SAMs0.
NORA BENA DEER JUNIOR OBJ DE straw:
How would yu like an INTELLIGENT contreban'
for house-keepcr 2
SAMBo
PrRrrcxERLEn Morris. Es ours is de
strong wing oh dc publican party. Hedn't
yu orter put up dat "born equal" Friedrich
Duelass for Presydent, and dat PATRIOT Wen
del Fillips or Chas. Sumner for wise Presydent,
in 1864? and ifyu koppy any more oh de ed
dytorials from Picks works, hev nothin' to
do wild "truthfulness," but take out sumthin
about dc ''born equals" dat am de great top
pick oh dc day.
SAMAo.