Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1862-04-11
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BGr L drummer is the fastest man in
the wNsid, beeause Il is said time bcats
WI usen, but the dramtoer beats time.
a~ Revere for the ssasos--why Ia a
blind canary bird like Vi.xsnias
because shs eannot see seed.
nkA-A secret ls slave 90 long as we
keep it under our own control. The
moment il escapes il becou u,es an impe-
rtous u;astey.
NJ The monument Of The greatest
should be bat bust and name. If the
name is insufficient TO illustrate the bust,
lee both perish.
= s<9- 4 distinguished ph hysiciau recon
ruends slippery: :elm bark fer the bits of
a ntad dog Just ss if the bark would
tsare the bite.
szyf you want to live long, live
upon the seashore. No matter how
fast your sasds run, you will always
find rIeuty more.
Ray Vor :sworth cautions studiona
friend against t.growing double" bat
. the girle think it is the best thing a nice
young man can do
sA- Wonderful is the advent Of tho
spring the great yearly miracle OF the
i. lfossomipS Of Aa.on's rod, repeated on
ipyriads Of branches q
sFsfhat calm and elegant satisfas-
tisHtswhieh the vulgar call melancholy,
e The true and proper delight Of men
Vt knowledge and sirtae.
sks- a wag being asked the name Of
The inventor Of butter stamps, replied
that il was probably Cadmus as lie irst
brought lettcrs into Greece.
sDA clergy man consoling . young
widow on the deash Of her husband, re-
marked that she could not End bic
equal "I'il bea / willl" remarked the
sebbinS fair one.
s~ Truth aself becomes falseh hood if
il is presented in any other than its
right relations. There is no truth but
tho "wkole truth"
s6y We have accounts Of late fall
Of red snow in Poland. Alaei many
white snow in our own uehappy la0d
will turn red ere It melt in the sunbeam
HBThc most precious things in
closed in hoops are girls and kegs Of
sspowder--danger Of blowing up from
both--koep the sparks away from them.
n@-1"'e should 60 live aad labor that
what came To us as seed may go to the
next generation as blossoms, and what
came TO NJ as blossoms may go to thea
as fruit.
W- Francis, an old eolored man who
has been messenger at the War Depart.
ment for fortytwo years, died suddenly,
from excess Of JOY, at the news Of the
late victories.
ua- A notorious miscr, having heard
very eloquent sermon, exclaimed:--
This sermon strongly proves the neces-
sity ofalms; have almost mind to
tnrn bcggar.'
nA. Wsuldit be Of any use to man
DESTROYS Of becoming public speaker.
70 conduct himself with spoke factory2
This question comes TO Us from the hub
ostbs universe.
na- jealousy is said to he the off
rpfing Of love. Yet, unless the parent
makes haste to strangle the child, The
child will not rect Till It has poisoned
the parent.
10 Life has been called warfare.
Blessed then is the periodical arnistice
ofthe Sabbath. Il is only in the pauses
of The fight that we can see how ths bat
tie is going.
No. Abuse is often Of service. There
is nothing go dangerous to an author as
silence. His name like shuttlecock,
must beat backward and forward, or it
falls to the ground.
Had the Ie-cupps.
Mrs. Lucy Cupps, living 10 Illinois,
recently gave birth to three dne looking
male children. That's having the he
eups with vepgsanes.
s~A dandy observed that be had
put plate of brass on his boots to keep
him upright.
We'll balanced, by jingo," said a
Dutchman, nbrass at 5oth ends
a Coed One.
The Confederate Gorernment follows
Captain Cuttle's advice, and whenever
they find a peice of paper, they make
note of it,
DS-A lady in louisville when she
read that Buckner's men in Fort Donel-
son had raised the black flag, quietly re-
marked: II guess, that, if they succeed
in finding among themselves piece of
q clean shirt, they will be glad to raise
the white flag to- morrow.
SRA jolly old darkey down South
bought himself new shiny hat, aud
when it commenced raining he pot It
under his coat. When asked why he
didn't keep his hat On his head he re-
piled: de hats mine; bough: him wild
my own money; head b'longs to massa;
let he take kser he oTn property"
s@rA fashionable visitor thus ad-
dressed little girl:
"How do you do, my little dsar2"
"ycry we'll, thank yoa;" she re-
piled
aNow, my dear, you must ask how
do" said the visitor.
II don't want to know the child
honestly replied.
~"Halloo, stranger you appesr to
be travelling" "Yes, 1 always travel
when on journey" Il think that l
hare seen you somewhere "Eery