The Chattanooga Daily Rebel. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1862-1864, 1862-11-01
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may sIIfely say that il is ny opinion have
An idea
And 4p has Klulls.
il i tie property Of both Of rs. and We got
L whist dancing ihe skedaddle polka bet4-een
the fq4fusnbia and Hatchie. ia our al.},ncc
from Cfrinth during Sabbath the 5th hereof
Ideas were lying al3out loose that day+eo1i-
mon as ankee blankets after hattie. Or rev
pluiion$.iii Mexico. This is the idea:
PatrHltism grows cheap As clothing and gro
eeries flse IN value. and exforiion wins respect
pitener than the mhsket. That's proposition L
soidierlhg Is lstrsl work, 10 say nothing OF The
eoitilt54nt halEilled stomach half t;le i1nr
anu epflty havers1ek the other half. with only
bali = lanket When the air is more than half
;1s COLI as philanthopists charity That's
proposition =. Proposition 3 is that we quit
the eaEice and turn patriot-.
And kinbs and Will doit.
Sinflest thing ia the werld.- Buy up all the
lnolassfs and corti IN the country and let il
work ito beer. Secure all the flour TO be- had
ami bake II into ginger bread. 10 10 Jackson
Mississippi, Ghe abode OF Iiatriots) .ssd o;,cn
the establishment. klubs TO be head clerk.
an III firm 10 be known as 4sa Harfz < CO
No ofei allowed 10 parchhsn cakes and beer
but sitk soldiers on iafloili and paroicd ~ Is
oiiefs n large psifbers, Awaiting exchange.
lfoNerftrstr5cScn clisSts who have won glory
and uElidt all up pin the purchase of fool. cS-|
eslh tfiIo dollars aid sercnt, five cents. An
fout-Idlf clerk To %l:cii when some expericnc-
ed patilot has driven. tiem from Ueneails the
shed Bliorc his door into the raih; 10 lini ont
tile ssks oi each poor devil. : pile and 10 lead
them lip 10 the establishment Asa Hartx tlril
To apffar. with pliriofisia beanii from his
eyes-4l'atriotisn lfickling down his checks
patriotism wreathFilg his beIicvolent lips-aiid
igairlcfsn struggling ;n sfiiied sDi,s FOR utter
-nce in im liis eatiis, bosom. To dcscai ull.
|.'ii tiie hardness ~ tic tiucs. sle soitncss oi
liis ovti heart and the nuti,iliis Of shit las
ters, and then tllni The customers over ta
hinbsI The latter indlviIutl 10 DO his dnJy
as tfie patriot lly charging not less tiiaii sex
Ell niliEeI per cont. profit, and aiakins sire
that lif leaves Them no.liinS 10 spci.d some
Hrlcrei..se.
ThdE viii Klnbs anti I.ssr;otie..lly al cur
lppckeR with dollars. and tie world With our
grals,i forever an ever. Amen
Aif dailsne.i ssys u = god ideds aiisl
hinleH Ike laskis. 'is wiliig.
Sp9tkinS aboni tbs al sal.ce from C.l-iiili.
Fen.lif lac HAT tre,ot to ay psssi l'sieiy
lisoa<il ilai littie dihcu ty-a:p! .lai NlrlsS-
Being of sn.taule aSe s,.l.lirI Tor alai MAS
nnai ls.y cieciksiio. ie eiice ~ private II.
= s.ltiai u eoiiss-t.5s ~ lic- sa'iad-n 3ssi-
4n-ul. q; tie Ll.lSt9nr i,r ~ i,ei.ls .ii Ken
tliek4't=ris relnrsill 10 Join 49,. .lx gong
10 e3iEati. Sli.EI -s.cio. si,-c,.l.;s r.. khliss
LETT tiff rcsi.oAslb.e position .. baa~es.ies l..
:. uei'', 'ssl-s'is- ail,ij j0.nc aplc cnipiny ..
J,li'l Or -.a5.iili4l rariesss ssas. A. lie Gai.,
it; AZ sc were "a t.i. sshc 5tiS.sis-
l.. tse first day + !iglls. kiib- wen ksioui.
is5'tssfv kept hiin Nay foiI Ike front, biif IA.
ssAs .qit,eiy cmploici ia ilss sSNani scf, icss
| ~ rl'i3tsitS ia tde rc=F several Nslsii,'s-its
! watch viseiher or uai s.iaSsitss wcrcNsclt7lse
! Hlo iAii 8at % the reach di lle rsicnly : gri,s
liillcci his yaior on that lre,esiDn ha- b-cn 50
,ishsY appreciated Thar iue.e AIan>ie has
iil.-.ie fl3eciai inentioli 81 s in wriirss. l;c
vii l9uytiess seeiire kfsils iiiGsl 4.si.f
ina: ca Though Ing Clamp loi owed l1 u ktidl
guard loi four sneiilail,i prScslcl hy siaess4.d
band li o;lc dunn. habs rllciSc1 .ul iiliury
at u siit 9shic'l Nill ever remind hiln 81 ise
bauicH All Ohi1 surgeon. pa lis hurry 10 leave
Ills 14sip. forgot d, take with l,ini Lsssc dem
i s1h, III brandy
l klsl,s found IT,. aid re8iewei llis allcsauc
Il - tlse t.0niederacy sevcr5l times. Bar. alas
the lFsitas ris.i ffaliiri Had been iortoreil s,s
rlie bAekeye Esctilal,ns. wifi a viiiail.osis osl
called cr9toii.S and Klnbs suffered i.segefr6n.
The Gag sivotlS joke worked lis Way Ia more
I shapes than Ole tisrbngbbut Tie brigade aa.i
4 kntH was broilslitio Tic STOOL OF rcpcsfecc
until hc was purzdief las siia-
ki'Ills has now iosalel the military icinilcr-
ance 4occty. ami wont eNen smell brasly hlii-
Irss iie has a poekct full Of. ~stoipage r4n-
II dtrs.
Il Exlleet 10 be pfpnoied myself. Casiss. nily:
4 Fet knew our Sitys,lry IA iiie,rcar We're .sfa-
ed ssith shoisuns. feds had long range riaes.
ami wippld pick oif pur klaof-sunii=rs At viii
One -stumpy little Sucker from lllHeis wsss par
iticulaEiy happy III fliis spccies VI fuu. duIfns
Z our retreat Saturday aitcinoon. and woiild al
+ " ont. after shooting oilc Of rs. in tie MOS
larprsiked circus style. kcfp at distance 81 two
hunlil.d yar.s. asal tnfR.ns to - The alislt
made sy Shopping lvftli his head frfln us
iiortowcd a Maynard rife foin Kiubs, CHS
weakness confinel liin ID baggage ,v9e9n J
AMI went ont 10 500 tie Sucker; Snckcr Tired
aiai hkliy worndtlia 4 irek 10 ihc riEiii; alidac-
i eprdiHg 10 his crsibil. -immediaiely ia-esl g.
TIT rdhr stopped siOwn. threw a. the tail II
+ his cont 10 give ne affair mark. thinking. Ike
af Hli.lcis fool. fl,a- lad siot-sun Ia nay
hand Nay. Sucker w''ilt inriler--tacke a
Iliffe piece Of red ianel AZ the eiil turned To-
ward me. and patied II. as much ip say.
i-Siioot. and be dpg-en 4 g Took deliberate
ain 81 III she MAJ iilrd. Hisen ihS gun we.st
ctf seeker did ihe same but he was carried
Of Tie long. conit-ai Illssle hal plugged The
centei|. and. reversing tile senefai order #
fh;ngs which are s,ipIn.<fi q - through The
stolnaEh effected iis ext krensh tAe crora 81
4 his h{sll.
Saw 10 more suckers that day. Stckers
tonit like that style ol taxing blne pills. .is a
gcnes.ll thing. ASA HARTZ-
\ IIoHLr SrEISes Miss. October. ls6e-
GKs. Lonrxs-'T This o:IIssr has been orilered
IL fel,ort NJ Richntonl- His comnnnd h-s
been burned over u Cen Ecllois- Gen. Loring
and lis staff left DHhlin Depot On the Virginia