The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1862-08-23

per-" which is running brother pa,
editor for Congress " The
The '.leading editor" is par;u.
, .ne leading paper" an institution and an
iook upon the lovely person of 1bn 6 We
ana !ne sparkling pages of the lattar .'r ro'e
aamifation: He always has a bobbr With
rioes II with greater fury than john o.I and
OF Pa9l Revere. Like Jehu, the ulp'l
Nimshl' he ''driveth furiously." sOo Of
ens' he is greatly excited about Con.pre pres
man, and very little on the subject ~
srnor. He sees but one candidate r.. GOV GOV
gress-a very good man, to be snr. Oon,
one whom We would support cbeerS'li,a and
nominated by the Republican Conron' II
but to him the candidates for Gns euIlOn
swarm upon all our hills and in all orsl
leys' except along the "Big Muddv " "a !;
the neighborhood of Leayenwortb ID IN
Gently. the ''leading paper" has .,Is, ne,
every day from some enthusiastic adm;a.
of the leading editor's'' cand;da,o T
Congress SO much like his "leadipg" ;da .Os
as to astonish US with the peculiar 6srm ,uSAs
between our leading men. Great s;U';
larity of great minds ''I4''
This 'teeming daily correspondents J..
grown so great, that private expresses n aaS
necessary to carry it. A few DAYS 400 "'s
suspicious-looking "genius'' was 6urr;sSs
crossing the ''rip-roaring Kaw" at THE
place, swimming the terrible stream on
mule, loaded with distended gunnv.sact
from which protruded documents at ever
corner. and urging his ass-colt with sncI
an energy as to arouse suspicion. A CON.
traband halted him. and found his bap FL
ed with correspondence of the 'leadipe no.
per, from which the accommodating cnI-
ored brother permitted us to make = fsu
extracts. The letters will appear in full in
the leading paper every day till the Con.
Vention
EXTRACTS.
~, ARAPAHo, Aug. 8.
Inc people in this country are unaui-
mousiy for Wilder. They have heard of
him as peerless statesman; and thew re-.
gard him as the great benefactor of the
Arapahoes. Heap-o-gas, of the Pawpee
tribe, has agreed to run for Governor on
our ticket, and will carry the entire delega.
ton. Send him II, 5e5 copies of the dead
ing paper" for the peculiar use of bis
friends
BIG IIMBERs, August 8.
DEAR WEB--Send US the ''leadipp ma.
per-" The soldiers have just taken q yota
all for Wilder but one, and he was Door
deiuded creature who never read the "lead.
ing paper Send him a copy.
NEosHo VALLEY, August 10.
Apothoholoyo has just come out for
Wilder. He will run for Governor on the
same ticket. Three thousand squaWs
swung their wampum and cheered for Wild.
er and Apothoholoyo. Send Swampum,
the Big Chief, 5000 copies of the ''leadinp
paper
LIGHTNING CREEK, August IL.
We are in distress here. The "leading
paper" failed to arrive, and the masses were
fearful that It's correspondence had run out,
and Wilder had Withdrawn. "BuIIy for
Wilder" We are having dry time here,
but the leading editor must not suffer
from the droutb. Inclosed is a ten cent
stamp. Call at the patriotic Saloon"
and write spirited article for Wilder,
MoRRowvILLE, Aug. I2.
Wilder takes with the cattle dealers here.
He is understood to be drover, and that
he sells his bulls to the army and furnishes
milk to the civilians. He is believed to be
the yerltable man that .'kissed the maiden
all forlorn, that MIXED the cow with the
Grumpy horn" Bully for Wilder, and
the maiden, and the COW
TIMBERaUT, Aug. 49,
The church of the latter day saints had
a wonderful revival. Dady Donk preached
the principal sermon. Said the venerable
Donk, his hair streaming in the breeze, and
his proboscis fiery with excitement.
Beloved brethren and sisters !! We
have met ON this Joyous occasion to rejoice
over keg of frst-rate corn whisky. sent rs
by our beloved brother of the t.Ieadipp pa.
per. and to taste the last of the spirit-re-
vlVing beverage, now nearly out This
mere fifteen gallons was made of the very
pest SOD corn, which grows in the beautiful
valley near Pilot Knob, and was planted by
contraband, and first tasted by brother
Wilder, who is good judge of corn whs-
Ky. Enduring the time these fifteen gallons
lasted, the latter-day saints have been bless
cd by the addition of forty-fVe members,
Just three to the gallon Let Us sing the
doxology and give three cheers for Wilder
and be dismissed"
we must close with a short extract from
letter from the ministers Wife -
AUGUST ii, 1869.
DEAR WILDER am truly grateful to
think that my article on "Bed Bugs" has
been copied from the Lawrence Republican
into the leading paper" If had known
you wanted an article on Bugs. I could have
written one far more suitable for you.
Bugs are divided into three classes Bed
Bugs, Big Bugs and Humbugs.
LIST. Bed Bugs prey upon the common
people where they ain. over nice about their
bedding.
Cd. Big Bugs get Offices in the army,
make money and run for Congress. They
IRE kind of body lice. very dangerous to
he BODY polite.