The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-12-04
Many a cloud has a SILVER lining

Shall be one again.
And withouta seam
Many cloud has a SILVER lining.
Ii is easy to say grace, but not half SO easy
to possess il.
If we still love those we lose, we cannot al
together lose those We love
The muscles which close the hand are more
powerful than those that open 1T
pretty female artist can draw the men
equally with brush and blush.
Look out for paint as the girl said when
fellow went 10 kiss her.
The ,lightcap would be the cap of liberty
! If il were not for curtain lectures.
The young lady who took the gentleman's
fancy has retur ned 1t with thanks.
A service rendered in time was it ever little,
can cause a great ofiense to b. to'gUtte".
Philosophers tell us that nature never errs,-
They certainly canuot mean human nature.
A bargain il p ludicrous transaction,in which
each party thinks he beat the other largely,
He must be person OF very insignificant
standing no is always standing upon his Dig
nifty.
A farmer likes cold weatheg at the proper
season; but an early frost i'll autumn goes
against his grain.
Why is a man who beats his wife, like a
thorough -bred animal? because he is per-
ect b'ute.
smile may be bright when the heart is sad.
The rainbow may be beautiful in the air, while
beneath is the moaning of the sea
True glory takes rool md even spreads all
false pre'en-es, like flowers fall to the ground;
nor can any counterfeit last long.
Caught III her own ret" as the man said
when he one of the fair sex hitchcd in her
ciiD0line
n arly every evil has its compen satiou. If
a man has but one foot he never neads on his
own tees.
When may a man be said to be "dressed in
borrowed piumes e. When he's tarred and
teathered.
Some people are very dull when perfectly
sober; like water, they must be well wetted
to be good for anything.
! 1t is less important to young lady that her
! lover diamonds should be of pure water than
that his dunk should be.
| The difference between fish and the hus.
band of a vixen, is that one lives always il
cold water and the other l., hot.
War used to be called game of chess bu
people now appreheud it to be a game d
drGughts.
Joseph Miller mentions an Irishman who en-
listed ia the seventy hti h regiment, so as 10 bt
near his brother, who was in The seventy~fourth
If a beautiful young woman let's her hear
fest upon her lips, The first enterpri4rng young
man she meets may kiss the sweet L ize away
The fac, that green aud blue are the most at
tractve colors, is no reason why men should
always be green, or all" ays be getting blue
Rats increase amazing fast One pairif un
disturbed will leave de.ceudauts TO tn,
amount OF 65U,O00 in three years, and thes
would consume more food than would sustaI,
$1,000 humah beings. Let everybody kill al
they can.
Copper cents, nickel cents and three cen
pieces are all of much less intrinsic value tina
the sums they represent. and people will max
nothing by boarding them. Il they would on
" trot them out, We should soon be rid of m
postage nuisance.
Miss Olive Fuller of Marston's Mills. Maine
who had attained the great age Of one humid, -
and three years and seven months, died o.
Thursday last She retained her faculties, ex
! cept The sense OF hearing, to Il remarkable de
gree up to the time OF her deal b.
The seward of enc of the European staam
ers Al Boston, who wanted 10 take a box asher
; unob-erved, said to a custom house ofire
whom he knew IF was to put half eagl
piece upon each of our eyes, couo you see
The answer wds-.No, and If had ara tne
on my mouth | could moi speak"
l. is proposed to have railroad fairy =.
across the British Channel from Dav.r -,
| Calais. Il is to lie 3 600 feet long. JU0 g..
beam, and draw Oul five feet of warer. tt ",
run at the speed o. forty miles All hour bsv
Fudders at both ends so as not to be obliged :
turn round, be built Of a series of hpied in
tubes, aud have covered iron tunnel !, ~
cen,re in which the trains will rur.
well known planter. living not far f,o,
T. New Orleans, wrote last sprng that four of !
= Saves who had ian away 10 he Yankee. =,
returned. "rhey had enough OF jbertv n'
were glad to come back agaln.'' But n =
,rXt letter 10 the North he told d different taI
, ne tour had run away again and had TAKE
U with !iern 2to more. Indeed the o,autar s,,
pec'rd ha' the four had CON. hack ,vi,h -
only object, aud he guessed correctly.
A machine. designed % take the sane 70 =
in regnd 10 ne manufacture of fax fbers
that which Whitney's Carton sin hold II :
ga'd TO cotton his recently been inven,ad :
a mechanic Of New York 1t is simple in 90
>trucu"n portable efficient aud safe in omar
no ch'ap, AMI within The reach of eve
, farmer IN the country, who with its aid p,
make FAX culture one of his most profitable q
cupa'l""s. AID with outlay no greater n,
the cost "f an ordinary lowing machine.
can prepare his fax for market. In condi,i,
better than can be attained bv any of the or
Gases no" IN use. with a much larger rela,i
"a yl9,u OF tne me1chaniahle material. at &C
far below that Of other processes ,,ovy in Nc.