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The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25
DR.. a. 0. BORTON.

Sargco2 Dentist Pi, mouth. Ihlana. Whole or
Yirtial seit, OF Teeth inherited on the most ai,-
proved plans. Special attention paid to the
preservation ofthe n,tn~i teeth. ana irregular
ity Of C.lldren's teeth corrected. FansS and
difficult teeth extracted with or without Chloro-
form. Can be consulted at his Office at any time
exception Mondays aud Tuesdays.
> -. Michigan street, IVES. side, over
t.iii's Baker. Ei9tf
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

MICH Ell G,NZ,

Barber md hlir dresser West side Michigan
street over Pittcrsons storc) Plymouth. Ind
F'vervthIng in the above business attended to by
me 10 The best style,
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25
WntchnHalScr..
J Ci-;N M HCEMKER.

: D. '.-r re- tehes, clocks and iewclry. Plymouth
:" ''.,t's instantly on hand clocks, watches
''r'-,Sf pms. er rims. finger rings, lockcts, etc
CiDc.IS su y .tches, etc. repaired i'm the hes
manner possible.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

DH. Z. z. RoHTON.

Phvsicilr ani surgeon, Office on Michigan street,
west -idc. over IiiiPS Btkery, where ne may be
consulted iurin- o9cs hoUis.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25
PuILADELrHIA, d {.

The Washington Slar kas a. ar'r
pointing out The mismansgen -.eia
to the ponIoon bridge ar s.fa-s e.
Acquia Creek Railroad, AID as,' T.. -
investigation by Congress 'oa .,'.r 80.
is to blame for the delay llia' has ,.dr {.
aborlive the plans OF Bnrn~i-cs 'un mahd
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

Homeopathic Physicln.-F Flrtcularattcntionpaid
10 c5s,etrie rractc. AMI chronic diseases Of
women, tni diseases Of children. Office over {.
Palm.vs sore. corner Michigan and LapOrfe
t.reets, wio he i,lsyhc consulted Ut ali hours
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

c. iASLAIGER g. BROS,
II uiui t;faTers OF wagons, CARRIAGES etc Black
'.n tnia-;, 'lnting .:nd graining done to order
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

Dent z@s7.y.

a.,llue 81 Jefferson Medical College, res:
den.e an Oh i.e nelr :h!t's MllI. Bremen. led.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25
---77-7777
.INdN G REGNE :

A,toruev d. Law ani Real Estate Agent, Knox,
Knox. In.
Collection, Tax paving and examination of
Titles, promptly attended to- n3-ly
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

~. 3. kCtNGER
Agency

Fr'or'etor Buckeye Livery" opposite Edward.
''ia- nelly
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25
HOOfs. ~ shoes.
E. PAUL

O'llsrin bootsand shoes. mlnufsctu.s all kind
ofio.us. wark in his line. Michigan street, PIv
mouth, Ind.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25
I)rs'.=f-t$.
Q. BlAiN e. Co.

@. BlAiN e. Co.
OruSestSand confeetioncrs, west side OF lIcl.ipan
street, Plymsnth Ind
7. a. LEMON
Dealer ia drugs, medicines, notions, literary
magazines, papers. etc, north side Lapol te
street, Plymouth. Ind.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25
&. II. & &. ga. e. Time Table.
Attorneys.
RENE e. CApRON.

REEVE e. CApRON,
Attorneys and Notaries. Plymouth, Morshall Co.
Ini, pr,ctice1n u tr>hall and adjoining coun
ties. RErErsto Bqbcock & Co.. Phelps, Dodge
Go, New York. Cool-v, Farwell x Co, Co. {
{: Bro. Chictso. Louion X Co. Phila.. Cr
Bsaette 4 Co.. pi-tsbacSh. Hon. a. l.. Osbo.:
f,irc,,i Julsa I,anOr: Ind.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

Dealer in D:y Goods, Groceries, etc., south side
LaP)r.e street.
The Plymouth weekly Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1860-1869, 1862-12-25

Dealer in dry goods of al kinds, groceries, wares
etc, Michigan street, Plymouth, Ind.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13

visible above the water. A small part
u the bridge, after the burning, re-
NAMED, running from the shore near
" to the first pier. The rebels got up
the steam Of this engine 10 high pres
sure, and starting it some distance
back, sent it driving on, in the hope
that il wonld strike aud demolish the
pier, which it would have done, but
the track gave way, and d; down it pluug:,
cd into the Potomac. The genius OF
destruction seemed brooding with fold
ed wings over the melancholy scene
and the lowering clouds and rushing
moaning rapids were in consonance
with all around.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
Scroftlla, or Kings Evil,

\ constitutional disease, . corruption Il ths
Mood, by which this huid bseomss Vihatod.
weak, and poor. Being in The circulation, =
psryades the whole body, and nay burst sus
In disease on any part Of Il. Ne organ Is trss'
nom its attacks, nor is there one which Il may
not destroy. The Serofulous faint is yariOualy
caused by mercurial disease, low living dis
ordered or unhealthy food, impure air, Alth
and filthy habits, tie depressing vices. And,
sboye ali, BY the Vensreal infection. What
eysr be its origin, Il is hereditary in the eoA-
Stitution, descending " from parSnts to children
unto the third and fourth EenoratiSn;" indeed,
Il seems to be the rod Of Him who says, "I
will visit the hiquties Of the tathers NPsA
their ehildrsA."
It's effects commence BY deposition fom ~
blood Of corrupt or ulcsrouS matter, which, N
the lungs, liver, and internal organs Il hrnsA
tubsrclss; in the glands, Swsllings; and sA
the surface, eruptionS or sores This foul seE-
ruption, which Eendsrs in the blood, deprOsses
the energies Of hfe, so that scrofulous coAStisu-
tions not only suffer from Scrofulous Oon-
plants, but they have far less power 70 with
stand the attacks Of other diseases; SonSs-
ouendy vast numbers perish BY disorders
which, although not Seroiulous In their nature,
are still rendered fatal by this taint in thS
system. Most Of the consumption which d.
simAtes the human hnily has its origin directly
in this ssrofulous contamination; and many
destructive diseases of the liver, kidneys, brain,
snd, indeed, OF all the organs, arise from q
are aggravated by the same oauSp.
One aumtar Of all our people are ssEefalous
thsir persons are invaded BY this lurking IN
tsction, and their health 10 undsMiasd BY T.
| To cleanse il frOm tie system We must rsnevAI'
the blood by an Alternative medicine, and m
visoYats Il by healthy food and exercise
| Such medicine We supply IN
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
DesoInte Appearance Of HnFper's
Ferry.

A correspondent of the Philadelphia
PveSs, gives the following description
ofthe present appearance Of llarper's
Ferry, looking from the Maryland
side Of the river.
Harper's Ferry was before US. To
Us it seemed more like an engraving
OF some European city than any thing
we had seen. The long high wall
sustaining the railway along the Po.
tomac front, gave it a fortified appear.
ance. The extended range Of govern.
meht building above this wall, and ap.
parently upon ii, once beautiful, now
oily the walls remaining; the dwell
ings, the churches, the graveyard. and
the part of Boliver higher yet, the
piers o: the ruined bridge which cross
ed the Potomac, and glimpse OF thu
Shenandoah below, all presented {
picture lcng to be remembered. Scar
celya human being could be seer
across the water. Alternately cccupi
ell by the loyal and rebel troops. Har
per's Ferry and the adjacent village,
have lost their prosperity and thei
people. John Brown, indeed. select
ed wild scene for wild tragedy
Lieutenant Mills kindly loaned us
glass, through which we closely scan
ned the engine house in which hs mad
his last stand. 1t was only six o
seven hundred yards distant, and di
rectly In front Of rs. The pier of Oh,
bridge, at the foot of which Brown
son.in.law .(Thompson) fell, pierce
through aud through, bleeding, though
not deae, we examined also. T6,
spot where Backam (tbe mayor fell
was also pointed ont. The smokestacl
and upper parts Of a locomotive wert
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
Az z as
Ague Cure,
Kon TINE spxRpr eyRn o.

fnteruaIttsnt Fever; or Fever and Ague,
Rsmittent Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb
AEue, Periodical Headache, or baIious
Headache, and Billous Fovors, indeed
for the whole class Of diseases originat-
inK ih hillary derangsment, savsed ~
tho Malaria Of MiasMatie CounSriss'
We arc enabled here to offer the sonnunly
remedy which, while 1t cures the above complaints
with certainty, 10 still perfectly harmless in any
quantity. Such remedy ID invaluable In districts
where these affecting disorders prevail. Ibis
"CURI" sxprls the miasmAtis poison OF fTER
AND AoUR from the system, and prevents the de-
vsopmsnt Of the disease, il taken on the first Ap-
proach Of its prenonitory symptoms, lti:not GAly
the best remedy ever yet discovered tei this elasa
OF complaints but also the cheaper. Tho largo
quantity We supply for dollar OriIssit within the
reach Of every body and in bilious districts, where
FAvRR AND A0UB prevails, every body should
have 1t and use il freely D., for cure and protSc-
ton. A great superiority i this remedy over any
other ever discovered for ths speedy and certain
cure Of Intermittens Il that 1t contains no Quinine
or mineral, consequently 1t produces no quinism OF
other injurious effects whatever upon the conshtt-
ton. Those cured by 1t are lsit a. healthy a. u
they had never had the disease.
Fever and Agus is not alone the consequences ol
the miasmatic poison. A great variety OF diSoF'
ders arise from its irritation, among which an
| NsuyaL1ia, Rhswnatism, Got6, Headache, Blind
nsss, Ioothache, Edrdehe, Cat0trh, ARhna, RAJ
piiation, Painful a 16setiOn Of the Spleen, Hystsr
ice, Pain in tie BoioeIs, Cole, Paraly,is and D.
ranqsn,ent of the Stomach, all Of which, whsr
originating in this cause, put on the inteynlihsn
typs, or become periodical. This CrEE sxpel
the poison from the blood, and consequently cure
them all alike. 1t Is IN invaluable protection =
immigrants and persons travelling or Temporarily
residing il. the malarious districts Iftakon ocea
sionally or daily while exposed to the Infection
that will be excieted from the system, and sanno
accumulate in sufficient quantity 10 rpen into di'
ease. Hence It Is even more valuable for prots'
ton than cure, and few will ever suffer from IntsI
mittents II they avail themselves Of The protsCso
this remedy affords.
Prepared By yDELCEXER g. CO., Lowell. Mas
will 81 Newkirk, ]. D,dge q ScnMcArth'
Cowdery and Strong, II smdeD, and ~ all d.
ersin Medicines. Alien & Brother CincinnI
| Wholesale Agents. noV2S-l.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
AYERS
CompOnnl Extract Of SarapariIIa,

the most OifScaual remedy which the medical
skill Of our times can devise for this every.
whore prevailing and fatal malady. 1t Is CONF
bined from the most active rsmsdials that have
been discovered for the sxpurgation Of this fsal
disorder rom the blood, and the rescue OF tho
system from ia destructive sOnsequsnsss:
Hence II should be employed for the cure Of
not only Scrofula, but also those other afss-
tons which arise from it, such as RRUFrlvs
and SKIN DIsEASEs, ST. ANrHsNY's FIEH
Ross, or EuYsrrELAs, PIHPLHs, PVSruLHs,
BLorcuHs, BLAINS and BoILs, TUNoRs, THrrHR
and SALT RHEUX, SCALD HEAD, RrNsWoRH,
RHEUMATisH, SYPHLITIc and AERouAIAL Dis
BASES, DRorSY, Dyspepsia DEBILITY, and
indeed, ALL COMPLAINTS ARIsINs YReH VITA
TED Oh IMruRR BLOOD. The popular belief
in " impwIty .fMs blood" is founded in truth.
for Scrofula is a degeneration Of the blood. Ths
partieular purpose and virtue Of This Sarsspa-
Tina il to purify aud rsgsnsrats this vital fluid,
without which sound health 10 impossible m
contaminated constitutions.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
DIR. WEAvER's-
cERAIE, OR OINTMENT,

and you have o permanent onre
THE CERATE has proveditse l. - theSt
Ointment ever Invented, ana VIE 81 .nssd,
Il has Lever been known 10 fail ing .
permanent cure Of Old Sores, Teu Ring
worm, scald Head, Chilblains at ~ Bites,
Barber's Itch, ChApped or Cracked Handa or
Lips, Blo,ches or Pmples on the Face. Aad
for
Sore Nipples and Sore Eyes,
the CerAte is the only thing required to cure. -
II should be kept in the house Of every family
Price Of Syrup 81, Cerete 9b eenCs per
Bottle.
Directions accompany each Bottle.
Sold by most Medicine Dealers.
J.N. HARRIS b co,
Proprietors for the Southern d Western States,
Cincinnati Ohio. =
To whom all orders for the above Medicines
may bo addressed.
Sold Wholesale and Rotail by J. Dodge q Son
Nc Arthur; A. N. & J.w. COzad, Allensville;--
]. NJ. Keenan,, Hamdtn Sam'l Griffin, London
derry; Roberts q Samuel, Columbus, and BY
Druggists generally throughout the Y. States
and Canadas.
December 10, 1ss0,-1y.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13

UTwo Ohio lawyers got into q
warm dispute in Court, when one
called the other a prevaricatlng, dou
bic dealing wretch. The latter re-
piled ss follows
Il will NOT take notice Of personal
language here; we will Uettls that by.
and by, outside. will discuss law,
chop logic, or split hairs with you in
Court; but that is all
lfyou will split hairs, split that,
said the opposing lawyer, pulling
hair from is head and handing it to-
wards the speaker.
i can't do lt-didnt offer to spill
bristlesl' was the reply. Everybody
in Court laughed out hard Of course.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
81 NIss MAAIA .. FoTrHR,,

-~-
% bqys at yoaf eouutryh ssll,
Go and help oshsss nghti
90 face the SannOn's WhlHalng ban,
es battle for the right.
% bogs ~ country v dofsAd,
Go Aeht4 honS and liberty;
% Ike thS brAvsst men,
%, eSa VIII prosper thee
90 boys and take your bsABSr,
Co lstil proudly Wavsi
% lsl rot itS folds b torn,
o., uS the banner Of the brave.
- beya he war has Asgan,
Co und b asoldisri
% and take along your Gus,
% ding yOur tnapsAOk on yOnr 'h0nld'I.
o. Noys and all the VA'ani plSSs.
% DO not stop 20 long;
O. ana give the rebel bo.sA ShAAs,
% they're waiting for roe 70 come.
- bSys yous names ven chGflSh,
90 time will tell the tale;
% let uot ear Union perish,
ooI-With you II can not fail.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
GOdey'S Lady'S Book for
Januay, 1852.
Sirty engrarings, Three steel plat'
Ovsr 100 pages, sirty:frs arti'
elss, and double extension
Fashion ,PlGtt, contain.
ing nine figures.
COMPETITION DEFlED.

COMPETITION DEFlED.
Two original designsin ,hisnumber
"Our Father, WHO art in Heaven,
designed by that celebrated artist
Mrs. Lilly Martin Spencer; the other
"A Slow Coach" Our, Title.page
containing fifteen figures, and 'Our
Father, who art in Heaven" are two
oithe finest steel plates ever published
GODEY'S DOUBLE EXTENTlON
COLORED FASHION PLATE,
containing nint figures seven by any
other magazine. Thsse,p plate have ex,
ceed the admiration afall countries
| is nothing like them are published
anywhere. You may search the Eng
lish, French, and American magazines
fer anything like an approach to them
The subscribers to Cooley get in ont
year about fifty more colored fashions
then are furnished by any other pub
lication.
REMEMBER
that Goey's Lady's Beck contains il
one year 400 more pages ofresdin}
than any other magazine. twice al
many engravings, at least 80 NOR,
colored fashions, better reading mat
ter, double tho quantity of receipts
aud is in all respects a much highe
style Of magazine; and the differenc
n price for a club subscriber is onl,
ID ont 40 cents frem that Of a club sub
s:iiber TO a low priced magazine.
TERMS, CASH IN ADVANCE.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
EsstsG RsosG. so s,sSsE ssd Ehss. % -
EXpEL THE DOUBT
AE ELI

~ n n II H. ~'
EDk AtAlaamsa, JudgeS, EdInEA, PhyulliansS
II the olaat sskcolD asWsllaa neW, giteit tAola
unqualified sanction, end Tecommend IL iS1 n
eAses Of eTupti0ns, ad ainsabes of The Vcalp aaA
BRAIN ont al Who have uAeA Il, snite IN tls-
uIytDg that e viii Preaarye the hair frem BE-
tng grey, aad Ism falling 70 any age, a. WbllA
restore. RSsa the f0lleWiDRs-
81. LOUI, July 10th, lRo.
Y, J. NOoD, Esq.: Dear stfs- Allow ~ o.
pleasure and satisfaction 10 Transmit 10 yoH ~
oeneAcial eaeets Of o our Hair ReAtoTAhEU, nhaI-
trial ofhye yeafs. l commenced ustnQ yonR
RestoFatiVeth January, 1855, since which ia
have not beeE without bottle on hana -
when commenced the use, my hair Eas a,is.
TIM, aud ,S slsast ,;a onsshiiS graz sy .PRa.
time there Was not grey hair 70 be efound .aalsa-
or has there been up to this Hme. -
After my hair was completely FealorOd, I 60
tinued lts use by applying kWo o. thReo llnnspoR
month. Ny hai' has ever coptlnusd AasItk1
soft and gOssy, and my scalp Yslfeetly free iFo;a
dandIuf. do not imagine the hcts abOyS
mentioned will be Of any particular advautaao.
to you, or even fattsr your vanity at thlsIGiS
day, 20 am well aware they are all well known
already, and eve;. InoPs wonderful ones throUrh-
out the Union. Ihavo occupied my time In tTay-
Aling the greater part Of the past three years,
END have taken pride and pleasure In rSCsa-
mending your Restorative and exhibiting inst.
have met with people that have T-onounoed ia
humbuR; saying they had used /, without sffess.
In every instance, however, Il proved bv mon.
ing the matter, that they had not used youf srtl-
Gle at all, but had used some new article, Sali n
be as good "A yours. and selling at about bSlf,S.
price. have noticed two or three srtielss NJ, !,
self. .adyertised as above, which have NO do,k
,are humbups, II IA astonIshinQ that psopls ~,
patronize an article ofno reputation, when ther.
Is ona at hand that has bsen proved bsyonS =
doubt.
Apparently, some ofthose ehaTlatanS hsvs nA,
brains enouGh 10 write an ndyertisemart -
notice thew Rays oonisd youTs. word for -'IS,A 80
several instances, merely Inserting zone q" h"
1 have, within tho past Ays yssrs ,.,, .,a
talked with more than two thonaand ns,.o,. ,L.s
have used your preparation WIIh psftec, .nan...
some for badness, gray halr, dSndrua' Scsi1
subject TO.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13
GREAT SUMNER REMEDY !! !
GOOD FOR TIE STONHCH 1!
DR.. 8. o. RICHARDSON'S
SHE Y W N B ]1ES.
The Celebrated New England Remedy
FOR HABITUAL CONSTIPATION

FOR HABITUAL CONSTlPAT TION
Jaundice, Frer and AgUs, General DEBILITY, and
all Diseases drising Jtrnn DisWdered
Stomach, Ltrsr BOtcels,
THEY are usee and recon a anded by leading
i Physicians Of the country, and all who try
them pronounce them invaluable.
DE-. R.JAMES L. LEEPERE, writer from Ns-
Varte, Stark Co., o., "the Bite highly
praised by those suffering from indi gestion, ,dys-
pepsia and liver com plaint.n
E. DAVIS, Postmaster at tWilliamsport, @.
says, "they give great satisfaction. Iuse them
myself, having taken cold, become PROSTATE
and lost my appetite. II trelieved me, and can
recommend itwith great assurance ofits merits.
Dr.. WIN. II. KERR, ofRogersville, Indiana
writes us that they are the most valuable med
icine offered. He has recommended them With
great success, and with them made several cures
ofpalpitation ofthe heart and general debility
THOMAS STANFORD, ESQ.,, Blountsville,
Henry Co, Ind, writes us long letter, under
date Of May 4. 1860. lie was much reduced
having been afflicted for three years with great
nervous debility, palpitation Of the heart of The
most severe and prostrating character, safteY
using few bottles was completely restored
and am now In robust health.S
GEORGE W. HOFFMAN says he was sflict-
W WIN lOf bWb0ty yeats, IN hll lIk
various forms, and at the date Of his letter he
had been two years well; the Bitters effectlne
the cure, when several physicians attending
him could do him good. He says, "for rheu-
matism, dyspepsia, liver complaint, kidney af-
fsc.ion, or drOPsy, 1t is a specific certain reme-
dy."
J.W. HUNT writes from Delphos, Allen Co.
O., o section whero Fever and Ague prevails, ]
that he most cheerfully recommends them of dc.
cided merit in all cases Of Few AND AeUE
DYsPEPsIA, AND GENERAL DEBILITY.
d. K.GALLEHERS, N. d. writes from Van
Vert, O., ~ most respectfully recommend the
Sherry Wine Bitters to the notice of Dospeptic
persons, and to all who require . stimulating
medicine.
Such News we are Receiving Daily.
FULL DIRECTIONS ACCOMPANY EACH
BOTTLE.
They are sold by Medicine Dealers generally,
Price rs cts. per bottle. JIM. HARRIS d Co.,
Cincinnati, o., PIoprietovs for the Southsrr
and Western States, TO whom address all orders
For sale by ] 4. Dodge q Son, Macarthur; A N.
d J. W. Cozad, Allensvills;J j. N. Keenan,, Ham
den; Samuel Griffin, Londonderry; Roberto a
Samuel, Columbus, and by Druggists general !
thrvughout the UniNd ssstss snd csnsdIs.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13

MARRIED YouSs. Recently Iu one
of our courts, Q lady was called upon
to testify to q certain case.
What is your namep asked the
connect TOR plaintiff.
'Virginis Louistotot.'
Your agel'
twenty-five
Exclamation Of incredulity from
the audienee.)
The laay's evidence being taken,
she regained her place, still eoquett'
lishl, flirting, and the next witness in
trOduced. This was . full grown
yonng man.
Your namef said the Judge.
'lsodore Louistotot,
Your ageP
'Tweaiy.seven.'
Are you a arelAtive Of tho last wit
nessP
lam her son =
'Whewl' exclaimed the magistrate.
l'Your mother must have married yei J
younRp'
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13

~A country spOthecary being
ont for q days shooting, took HE er
rand boy 30 carry his game bag
Entering field Of turnips, the dol
pointed, and the boy overjoyed at thC
prospect Of his master's success, ex
claimed:
'Lor', master, theirs a covey; il
you get near 'em, won't you pbYsic
'emP
'Pbysic them, You young rascal
what do you meant
why, kill 'em, to be sure repliet
tile boy.
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13

~Milton, when blind, married a
shrsw. The Duke Of Buc bingham
called her Arose.
Il am no judge Of color replied
Milton, but dare say you are right,
for | feel the thorns daily
M'arthur Democrat. (McArthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1853-1865, 1862-03-13

U The New Bedford Mercury
makes the following conundrum:
Why are the Home Guards like the
lsmented Col. Bakeri
Because The last thing be did was
70 die for his Country, and that ia the
very last thing they inteudto do: