The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1862-01-02

( They who pins in their youth can never looh
spruce, in their ole age.
It is said that watch dog is not so large il
the morning as at night, hecansehe is let out a
night and taken in III the morning.
Jones has reverence for truth. said 'fcmn
$50 perceive was Smiths reply, for he als 'ay'
keeps a respectful distance fromit
For organizing an army, feeding, clothing,
I and fquippiug It, and going into war business
in general, the Americans stand lpan.
Gout, undoubtedly, is sometimes the fathers
sin visited upon the child, BIT it is much more
frequently the child of one S own sins visiting
its father.
A man who'll naIiciousIy set ire to a barn.
said M Slow, and burn up fifty cows, ought
70 be kicked to death by jaekass, and I'd like
to do it.. Slow is very severe sometimes.
The wave which commences in the distance
and swes as it approaches the shore may be
compared TO the desire of the heart which begins
silently and softly, but bee ONES at last irresst-
iblo.
Mike, an is ib yourself that will be after tel
LIN me how they make ice cranes ,?
In truth | can don'5 they bake them in
cowld ovens to be sure 2?
Jones has discovered the respective natures
Of distinction and difference II says that
"a little difference frequently makes many en-
emies, while little distinction attracts hosts
o! tieuds to the one On hom-isis-e5sa5erted.
IMMENSE Corn CRtB.-Twelye miles south
Of Chicago, the Illinois Central Railroad are
engaged III building y continuation of corn cribs
SAID to be eleven miles i'll length, along the line
Of the road, with total capacity reported to ex-
coed 3 900 900 bushels
HOPED SKIRTS AN Indian out West was
head to make the following exclamation on
seeing enc of our fashionable (hooped) ladies
pas by Ugh! much wigwam!
| Punch says--'Wonen are said to have strong
er attachments than men It is nor so-streagth
Of attachment is evinced in little things A
| man is often attached to an CID hat; but did
yoa ever know Of a woman having an attach
menf for an Old bonnet? Echo answers-'Nev
lie =
/ To CURE DYSPEPsIA.-Take a new AK, put a
4 white hickory handle in is, bore a hole in the
Op OF the handle, ill The hole with gum cam
/ phot, and seal il up. Then take the ak and cut
cora wood at fifty cents cord until the heat
OF the handle dissolves the camphor-
! THE fre-eating editor of The Toronto Leader is
( {. renegade from Washington, named George
I Sheppard who was late editor Of The UaShtng-
! tan Ropabiic, Iate sub editor of The Washington
Constitution, late agent of the "BleckinnCge
| Ceuual Committee late secession wriler at
/ Springfield
! i travelling Irishman, vino had gone the
whole round Ct the Continent, was returning
satiated with having seen nothing" when in
n field by the road ne saw a fight, he stopped
his carriage, hurled Co the scene Of action, took
his side, with small reference TO the question
at issue, obtained his due 1uns of bilnding
bruises and CROPPED back to his carriage, ex-
claiming BY Joye, this IS the hsc bit of
pleasure have had since l have been from
home
Cool DUToHMAN,-A cunning old Dutch
man a member OF the Pennsylvania Legs
| ature, years ago, from - county, On one
occasion he promised lobby member TO vote
! for certain local measure but when the mea )
ure came up he voted against it, and 1t WAS lost.
The lobby member came to him in great wrath,
and the following colloquy ensued: Sir, you
4 promised to vote for my Dill Vel said the
/ Ouch member, well, vat il did p Wen, sir,
you voted against it.. Veil, vat If did p
| We'll, sir, you lied - Veil vat If 4 day was
| the cool reply. The IadeDendent