Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1862-11-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

Az excellent grauimarian gives !, as area.
con Why Q blow leaves a.blus mark. tha,
blow IN the imperfect makes blew.
Health is another word tor temperance
and exercise.
As distru., 10 sometime. the mother OF
safety. 80 security may Be the gate ofdanger.
Somebody say, ,ha, the Odies, hu.bandry
he koO~. Of is the marrying widOwsr in
clover with widow in weeds:
81 do not .ay." remarked Mr.. Brown.
.,ha, JOOes is thief bu, DO .ay that IL
he farm !oined mine. would no, try TO
keep sheep.
TIE swan subdues the eagle when he
attacks her on her own element; 50 the
weakes, may subdus the .,ronse., Zoe, II he
will keep his place and do his duty.
The best way to expand the chest Is to
have shres bear, Inside 10.
I, !, less pain to learn in youth than to
be ignorant in age.
A French bishop, in q seru'on, recently
administered = philippe to erinOline wear
srs. Let women beware, +" aid he. j" While
rutiing on their prOfu.ive and expensive AZ.
tire, bow narrow are the gate. o, Para
di<."
A very diminutive specimen q man
lately solicited the hand % fns buxom
girl. "Oh. no." .aid the fair. bu, IN
,ulting lady. &" can't think Of it for mo-
nent. The tact l., John, You are little
too big for cradle. and li,ile TOO small
10 80 to church with"
When Madse was very LILLE girl, her
father found her chubby hand. full Of the
blossoms ola beautiful ,earVss on which
he bad bestowed great care. -" Nv dear"
,Aii he. " didn't sell you no, to pick one
Of these flowers withou; leIve?" "iss
papa" said Msdse innOcen'ly, "bu' oil
thee had leavo."
"Do believe in second love Hump II
man buy-a pound Ot'usar is'n' ii'Wcs''
and when il. gone don's be want snothcr
pound. snd isn't TIA; sweet too rrO,h.
Murphy. | ssl,evc IN second love"
Envy !. unQac.,ioOably high eouPli
nsu;. but a mos; ungraeiou. one.
\ drop OF the black-., ink may diElss
light =. brilliant a. the !isb, Of Jay.
Foo,s expressed the belle! ,ha, certain
nissr would take the beam out II hi. own
eye. ifhe knew where be could eel the tam.
b~r.
What e the diFeranes between a church
organs, ant the influenza One stops the
nose. and the Other knows the stops.
Mr., 4, formly member Of the
constituent assembly. has just died a, Avien'
on. lie a,ssudei the Tribune tu, once
q" Gentleman. .a:d he. " nan il an AMI.
nal - awei ~ the impO.ips aspect Of tie
assembly. he .,orpei short. \ member
exclaimed - move that tie .rcveh be
printed. with the por,rA, Of the author
rr,sz-d."
AirIie girl m Yorkshire, once when VA
Ter wa, scarce. avei q. much rain water As
Gle could. sni cold il to the washsrSoman
fora ecut bucket, sui in ihi. way cleared
nearly fyc dollars or the missionary society.
when size brought i, 10 the secretary. she
Wa. not willing to tel her name. &" bat !
must pus j, d,wn where the money cams
f,om." saii d.. "Call u. then" replied
the it'll. str'. ." Pain from heaven.
Ahu'o urehiu. ,lne iv, or tire years
Oh. bgiu: at a li,;!e distance from che
bou.e. was suddenly ,'art,i ~ clap %.
thund-r. lie uas very much frightened,
and made rapid tracks towards The house
But.,he ,hed as the n..r-s, shelter, be
entered IL, and ca,,n. ds6An, look a, the
dark clouds. exclaimed " Thunder away
la under The bod.
An Eur'i.hman travelling in Kiikeny
cane 10 a ford and hired bat TO take HIM
seros.. The water being more ssit'ied
than was Agreeable % lin, he a.k,d the
tos,msn II any p,r.on vas ever lot in the
r1s.se,. N,v,r," replied Pat; "me
brother va, drowned here !a.t week, bat No
found bin as.u the ui1, day"
will answer lar i,, the lIugsr you read
the Bible. the more you will like It u will
grow sse.ier and swee,eF and the more
you e, into the .piTiI Of 1t. the more you
will get into the syri, Of Christ
-Four ihinr- c,ms NJ, back ihs broken
word. the sped arrow. the pas; l,is, and the
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