The Goodhue volunteer., 1862-07-30
Miscellaneous Items:

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RI PARsoN BRowNLow thinks that regulsr
old fashioned orthodox hell is just tho plaee
for the East Tennessee febels. .;s.s 49,
soxr married folks keep their love, like
jewelryi for the worlds eyes; thinking il
too ptsciods FOR every. (. ~ wear 1t the fire
side. .........-.........,..- ..s. .....s
THE latest information from ex president
Van Blrso is, to the effect th.t his death
may be expected at every moment 80
-Ninety-two different
kinds of shinplastcrs are already circulating
In New York city.
WHAT kind Of salad do the Rebels pre-
fer? "L;t US alone." .:., :..
WIZ is.a young lady, when taking cup
|of tea, like . native Of the Confederated
States Because she is Miss -i-sippua
Mississippian.
The suspension Of the direct land tax by
Congress for two years will be great boon
10 the western agricultural6tates
The most remarkable case of indecisiori
we ever heard Of was that of man who
set up all night, because he could not decide
which to take off first, his coat or his boots.
"CALL that a kind man ?" said an actor;
speaking of an acquaintance. "a man who is
away from his family and never sends them
a farthing ? Call that kindness ?" "Unrs-
mitting Kindness" chuckled wag.
POSTAGE srAMPs.-The sale Of postage
stamps at the Albany Office the present week
is nearly double the usual weekly sales.-
Cause.-The Quse Of stamps as 4 substitute
for small silver coin.-Al6any Erening Jour-
nal.
Ex PRESIDENT BUCHANAN has sent one
hundred dollars to the Pennsylvania Relief
Association fer sick and wounded at this
peint Jno. w. Forney is the President Of
the Association.
ra;ler against marriage thinks that the
creation Of woman was simply the change Of
of bone in mans side to thorn.
The city council Of Cleveland has a2pro-
priated $35 600 to encourags enlistmetts
Each volunteer will receive bounty of $50
from the city.
A SHEEPTsH TRANsAcT1oN.-MayorL Lamb
surrendered Norfolk to Gen Wool. and in the
capture Of that place the ram Merrimac wad
blown up.
y THIS is no time for theorising-no time
} for the discussion Of questions of policy
He who would scatter fire brands now IS
no patriot. Good men will see only the
country and it's perils.
THE American Tract Society have under.
taken new branch of publishing. The
managers have caused crackers to be baked :;
on each which is stamped text Of scripture.
Sinners can swallow the gospel in this styls
without its choking them.
THERE'S woman At tho bottom Of every
mischief said Joe. Yes replied Charley,
when used to get into mischief, my moth.
. Ter was at the bottom of me- From this
one may reasonably infer that the old lady
went to the foundation Of the matter.
The report Of our capture Of Gen. Ms-
& f|gruder at Richm md was untrue. Magru-
der is a good fighter and greater drinker.
He drinks so much whiskeyt that, il. he were
, buried, corn and rye would sprout from the
, ground for quarter Of mile III ail direc-
tions from his grave.-R1sntiss.
8 FERSANDo WooD and Wendell Philips
are both praying for I Cromwell to disperss
Congress and smash things generally. Bot
Wendell wants slavery abolished, and Fer
nsndo wants the abolitionists abolished.-
; That is where they agree and where they
differ. '''
,, Boston 'i"ms'' usurp holy ground. The
+ Temple Church is occasionally let for rops
dancing and comic singing; Theodore Park.
er's church is let for ''Rarey show = the
Park street church has let it's basement to
tho "Philsde'phis Ice Cream Company ;
nd Winter street church to hoop skirt.
corset, and dress maker.-gwing,ftA Re-
publican.
Col. JOHN A. Logan, Of Illinois, recently
addressed his soldiers at Jackson. Tenn, in
brief speech, Of which the following is 4
asynopsis: .
/ have Leon nosed around By Southern
politicians long enough: l havt seen en-
ough Of the cured institution, spd 1 will
not sheath my sword until it Is wiped from
the land" ~ =sst& @ssz - - 1856.
SCARCITY % CHAsoE.-We understand
the Mercantile Association havs project
Iin view to relieve the scarcity ef change, BY
ssuing $4,000 in checks, snd depositing
the sneunt il United States Treasury
l;Sotes with ths cslIector 0! the port as sseu.
lrity -gAioego Tribune. -. -.
i 4 SNUa ErIesAn.--A correspondent u
The Eeeniag pos, has psrpstrsted the iollss.
ling epigram, which be dedicatss to the 81
lIold- Pubaie Fnsctiosariss Buchasaa Or 6oyd
tas The rssder nay prekr:
Let history bsass the aripsned fame"
" hsross but, When they're Ssrgottss,
j Tbs world will own thy higher elain
Thy famssnot merely dps-'fis Tostsn