The Grand Haven news. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1858-18??, 1861-03-06
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LIFE PILLS AND PHOENIX
BITTERS.

MI. ,oedicines have now been before the pub
n. eor n pefiod of THIRTY YEARS, and during
,hat time have maintained a high character In
sI,,osl every part of the Globe, for their extra
ordinary and Immediate power OF restorin per-
feet health 10 persons suffering under nearly eV-
cry kind Of disease TO which the human ir"ine
Is liable. 49,,
The following are among the distressing yari-
etv of human diseases in which the |egetactc
LIE Medicines arc we'll known TO be inialiDle.
Dyspepsia, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating How OF pure,
healthy bile. instead Of the stale and acid Kind;
Flatulency, Loss Of Appetite, Heartburn, Head
ache, Restlessness, lll-temper, Anxiety, Lam
yuor and Melancholy, which are the general
ymptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish as natu-
al consequence Of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length OF
leintestnes with solvent process, and with
out violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
eosiive within two days.
Fevers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
regular circulation, thro ugh the process of res
piration in such cases, and the thorough solution
of all intestinal obstruction in others.
The Life Medicines have been known to cure
rhcuratism permanently in three weeks, and
govt in half that time, by removing local inham-
nation from the muscles and ligaments Of the
joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate
most delightfully."- on these important organs,
and hence they have ever been found certain
remedy for the worst cases Of Gravel
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Seurvy. Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by the
perfect purity which these Life Medicines give
TO the blood, and all the humors
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Compilations,
by their Alternative effect upon the fluids that feed
the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for a very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and
striking improvements the clearness of the skim
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two in the worst cases.
PnEs.-The original proprietor of these mod
icnes, was cured of Piles, of 80 years standing
by the use of the Life Medicines alone.
FEVER AND AGUE.-For this scourge OF the
Western country, these Medicines VIII be iound
a safe, speedy and certain remedy. Other med
icnes leave The system subject to return of the
disease-a cure by these Medicines is perman-
entry them, be satisfied, and be cured!
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints-Gene-
raj Debility, Loss of Appetite and Diseases OF
Females-the Medicines have been used with
the most beneficial results in cases OF this des-
cription: Kings Evil, and Scrofula, in its worst
forms, yields to the mild yet powerful action OF
of these remarkable medicines. Night Sweats,
Nervous Debility, Nervous complaints OF all
kinds, Palpitation Of the heart, Painters Collie,
are speedily cured.
MERoURIAL DIsEAsEs.-Persons whose con-
situations have become impaired by the injud =
cious use of Mercury, will find these Medicines a
perfect cure as they never fail to eradicate from
the system, all the effects of Mercury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations oil
Earsaparilla. Prepared and sold by
w. b. MOFFAT,
335 Broadway, New York.
Esy- For sale by all Druggists. lnSl ly