The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1861-02-09
SECESSION NEWS

Wosnt IL JERK wen Marten Luthir com.
nenced With the Dite ov Worms and cum
20 the kufymashin. Wot was IL. iask
wen Columbus discovered that there vos
two sides to the world question, but Jerk ?
an didn't CFommIe jerk 'em mulch If not
n,oaf il his time? And didn't we Jerk
Marin Brittanica in the revolusbun, outen
her boots eenamostly?
Nothink has been attained in enny age
withouten this ere saim. Saim as chick
; ings wich havin growed inter the egg, per-
doc, sub roshy, as the dancing master says,
SUDDENLY r. chips the shell -ET That's
Wot CRATE idees do intu this world, and the
hgger will do ter study. It's mine but not
patented. Yes, sir 'sckippin tie skeE'' is
the watch woard ov all progriss
This is an aig big with passin events.
Steme, Telly graf, Railroa ], Coal lie. Hos
cars. Middle thredders. spring close pins
all arrove airiier IN the Gentry. preparing
the gay, like it wos Jon the Baptis, for the
great comm idee witch it hav arrove, chip
ped tie sksl-SEsEssHIN
Didn't the world bile the pent mp idee wen
We wss gittin cur libbaties in 7iy sicks.-
Wot bat that underlize Magney Charity and
the Bi laws ov moast Debatin Societies
self government. self ruin; not carin a
darn for nobody outside; every tub onto its
own bottom. This was. the idee but the
world wosnt reddy for it belorr. An it
didntscum gradooal. or likely il wodns have
crowd. Inlagin choking GROWN befoaP
the Matching period withouten no shell onto
him. How mulch wood poletFy cost under
stitch succumstancis. WHARF, ask, wood
be yer Shanghais. sBrummery POTTERY.
Dawkenss and many more witch do not
remember them. but ask yer foul fancyears.
No sir, things ov that natoor must be
crowd befoar chippia the shel. so was Sc
sEssHiN.
And the world will cum to it. Jest now
its like nu butte. and hurts some; item
has to agnolidge the corn witch has the saim
(parding the COAX. J Bimeby IL will BEGUN
easier. will Sesesshin,- and wen the chick
ing gifts his shell of and pix up few crums
it will be all rite.
II suites me now. Wot are nashuns but
indivigooais hi wholesale wich is the saim
at retail. and Sesesshin is butte that fits
evry leg.
i'm tryin it on. - 80 .
For seSvial wicks past. correspondents of
a pussunal carrickter has BIN passin be-
tween me an City Marshil Iossin. He root
all the letters an prepaid his postig in hu-
man stile. Ov that doan't complane, and
j like tn here ov the Mashil that he's we'll
and clipper. But ihe stile ov his commu.
nicashins which were printed blank gen.
orally approved ov, an the speilin, but ov
the subjiek matter less so. es,r
He roat would pay my tax pussonal. j
replde not word. was consderin Sc
sesshin. He roat again. likewise blank, if
j woodn'i call at the City Mashil's offs, an
limited mite du wus. i KEEP mi resurv to
miself; was debaln Sesesshin.
The mex time City Mashil Lossin grew
less mild bi sum considerable limited
mite ketch it. if didn't shell nut that tacks
not kwotin his wuds ov coarse. which were
in blank. Bi this time had maid up mi
miadf and seq j To Miss Jspsome she was
Jemma in the Eigin catastrofe) uni minds
maid up-are we Roamings 60
Than she said we war, catching mi meen-
ing. Then seq j in the same strain, kwoten
of course,
tew be Roaming's
greater than king.
And cant king do as he pleases? SEE
@'seppyrate sovrinty for me and no taxis."
Jemima gave me her Ba!lymore petticoat
and nailed it TO close pole onto the wood
house. 1 had decided on Sesesshin.
This was ''chippin tie SHELF
j shet the frunt gait, having ordered the
butcher to send home our dinner for two
days ahed, i fastened Roaver. mi dog. (he's
clere bull into century box commanding
the entrance of the woodhouse. SEE j.
"every mans house is his cassle." and
then waited to hear from City Marshil Los
sin his ULtymatum. 2fR5s} 81 !
! heerd Roaver growl. and by this dis
cuvvered a man in blue cap and hang Cog
look. besides brass letters .'Polis'' in the
wood shed; challenged him. and said what
was he thare for. He called to me to come
out. was in the buttery window. wich it
commanded best the approaches. bein a
masked bultery bi reason ov the close horse
and towils. $40 ~ t<ht
Sec he, al eummun yu, sasharari on yure
premyses. and levy on these here wosh tubs.
likewise cook stove, saw boss. and tn sithes,
all along ov that tacks."
Sec tn miself, go ware glory waits
yer, an then remember me-" an jumps
outer the buttery winder and seq To him.
"benited mortal, haint il Clipped yit /? and
seq he, "not chip" See !. Amt the shell
broke the slitest?' an he said it wasn't. ad
din with an oath, you'd better shell out.
mister"
Then expoundid. to him Sssesshin ac
cordin to the politticle gossip! of the sig.
told him na0 SeSeeOou the SlucIdi
government, that we had had sum dealins
Wonst, but it was ov nature cv volun-
tesr partnership, an had expired by lymmi-
tashun: the lymit bein jest ware either
pardner choosis, witch il wos me IN this
case. es4y 81. Tggfz
Seq i, '.benited individgual. du yu still
owe allegence to the powers that be p
Then seq he, mot allegence, but they
owe me for several weaks time. city orders
bein oy no ackount for gros saries and SIGH"
See i. ''du yu meme to sta in the union.
betwixt yurself an government ??
.bsll kart OF these ere traps ?" (Blind
reich.
Then see he wos obdurate. and behind
the aig. wich pi,ted him mulch therefor.
Then / retired to the buttery. Big "sisk
inn .Roaver." ond Rraver he seezed him bi
the leg. The man he winct An turned to hit
Roaver. Then ses !, thru the bustery win
dar.