The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1861-11-13

Il believe you think, sir, that / am stupid
ION, no. miss, you are wise beyond your
years, and that's saying great deal for your
wisdom"
THERE is often but slight separation be-
tween womanS love and her hate. Her keen
teeth are very near her sweet lips. ....
MAsr wear dignity as they d. cIothes--all
outside.
RAILERs at women are either weak fops, or
vicious rakes.
o.have tartS for tea--let your wife see you
kissing the waiting mail. Sure thing.
Dowv east they put iellew in Jail for swind.
ling, The audacIous chap had dried snow and
sold it for salt -a
SOME mems mouths seem to be like the
dikeS of Holland-made to keep out water. i
IF man is dissipated, his fortune viii prOb-
aby soon be so to.
TRUST not to appearances; they are the veri-
est asses that hide their ears most. u
THE captain of vessel is not governed BY
his mate, but married man generally is. -,,.,
THOSE who are always peering into the at
fairs of others constitute very mean sort of
peerage. Et.Hgs sH'f1
A chemist, however witless away from his
business is, when at it, never without his re-
tort.
THE only bIusterer from whom brave man
will take blow is the wind. ....E- .ts
DIMITY is nrmed from Damietta, town in
Egypt, celebrated for its manu- factures.
An excellent character was engra7en on the
t1,o ohrf.. oFo l,,l,. 81. IL Z
'She was always busy and always quiet" st
RULFRs are generally too fond Of display
They seem more anxious to fill the eyes than
the stomachs Of their people.
MODEL wives formerly took "stitch in
time" now, with the aid Of sewing machines.
they take one in no time. Va "fs',@
81 say, Bob, you have been to Canton, havnt
you?" Yes" Well, can you speak China?'---
ayes, lttls--that is, speak broken China"
If we lack the sagacty to discriminate NICE
.ly between eur acquaintauces, misfortune will
readily do it for US. .... aa. ET
A wag being asked the name of the inventor
Of butter stamps, replied that it was probably
Cadmus, as he first brought letters intosGreece.
"DIDN'r you warrant that this. horse would
not shy before the fire Of an enemy?" "No
more he won't. Tisnt till after the fire that
he She's ,...... s.,. .gs sala,s
"Too late" and mo more" are the mour nful
sisters, children OF sire whose age they neyer
console. |'* $asAs 2
FUN is worth more than physic, and whoev.
er invents or discovers new supply, deserves
the name Of public be"0fOctor. 81
II is a law amongst the Japenese that he who
lends them cash in this world. will receive in
the next world the capital and ten per cent:
at simple interest. y.7s
The following bill was lately presented to q
| farmer in SuSsex-''ro hanging two barn doors
and myself seven hours, lour shillings and six
pence"
"HAvE you dned," said lounger to his
friend. 81 have, upon my honor" replied he.
"Then," rejolned the first, ''if you have diYsed
'sooa yosIr honor, lear you have made scanty
meal" ''
good story is told of lady travelling on
the cars who got so absorbed in reading the
war news, that she asked the conductor to let
be- know when the train stopped at Manassas
junction.
"SrR," said lady to would-be wag. "your
joke always put me in mind ola ball" OF q
ball, madam! Why so, pray?" because they
never have any point
| A merry andrew, on being asked why he
played the fool, replied: "For the same reason
that you do-ont Of want, You do it for the
want Of w.t. and do it for the want OF money"
| PEOPLE live uncommon long at Brighton
There are two men there so old that they have
forgotten who they are, and there is nobody
alive who can remember it for them.
Why is a fine woman like locomotive? Be-
cause she draws train after her, scatters the
sparks. transports the mails, (males) and makes
US forget time and space.
A person said to d physcian:-"Well, doc
! tor, Mr.. B. is dea1, Notwithstanding you prom
ised to cure him." The doctor REPLIED "You
were absent sir; yod did not follow the process
of the cure. lie died cured
at is very difficult to live" said widow
with seven girls, all in genteel poverty. "You
must husband your time,' said sage friend
"1d rather husband some Of my daught ers,''
answered the poor lady.
"W1FE Thought YOU said you were going
to have goose for dinner?' 80 l did; and
I've kept my word "Whore is it?" "Why,
my dear, amt you here?' Smithers couldn't
see the point of that joke. y aj}a la
I CHARLES the second s polIteneSS did not de-
sert him even in his last moments. He apolo->
gized to the courtiers around his death bed Tor
"hayins been an unconsconable time a.dying,
but hoped they would excuse him. 'attT45-a e l
''DEAR me,n said shrewish mamma, "wnere
) can that boy nave got his temper from? Not
from me, I'm sure" 'No, indeed, my DEAR"
replied her patient husband; II can't perceive
that you've lost any Of yours" a sg5s
JoxEs has discovered the respective natures
, Of distinction and difference. He says that
"a little difference frequently makes many en-
emies, while "a little distnetonp attracts hosts
Y Of friends to one on whom it is conferred.
"WilAT gable those people on horseback
: are making" said Eugenius to fellow student.
k ayes, my dear friend; but you, as a lover OF
a the poets, should not object to 1t. Is it not
Cowper's (S) TaLle Talk?'
c gentleman calling at "a stable TO see pair
. lof horses that had been advertised ior sale, and
/, find ng but one OF them there, asked the man
d in atte,lance, "Where's his mateY'
o Faith, sir, an think he gives en- mate but
c wonct week.. was the reply t5bsfn
As an imprcVementupon Inc barbarous word
( ''tel gram the more expressive ono Of ''tell
!. A. ekoppei" has been suggested. The hint will
'Icertany bu adopted If the reporters ofthe DAT
fEIy papers persist in sending their purely fcti-
tiouo messages oycr the wires. ~ i ss..t
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