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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
A Dancing Mans Protest.

Some ardent Southern woman having wri
ten to the Charleston Mercury, proposing that
public balls should be given up this winter
male correspondent protests against the meas
ure in the following terms:
CHOW this is rather too mucb--rather run
ming the thing in the ground What! shall We
become Quakers because we have to fght?-
Shall we put on long faces and Puritan like
pass our days in psalm singing hypoeracy and
gloom' Pshaw! let us rather rejoice We are
Cavaliers, not lank sided Roundheads. If we
are to have war, shall not love soothe his leis
ure hours? Shall not bright lights shire ovel
fair women and brave men. The world say.
Thackeray, is like a booking glass-smlle at it,
and it will smile at you, and look with a bright
unawed, fearless eye to the future, and let al
go merry as marriage bcll.'
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
From Pixies Peslr

Fort KEARNEY, Dec. I8.-Thc coach of the
G. 0. Q. P. p. Express, with six passengers
for ST. 10, passed here at p M, leaving the
following:
Denver, Dec 15.-The boiler of Eli Thorpe
d Co.'s mills, at Nevada, burst on the morning
oil the 18th, and demolished the building and an
machinery. -Four men were injured, one SO
badly that he died at 0 clock on tne afternoon
Of the same day.
Th Burroughs tunnel in Nevada has struck
Kansas lead, 100 feet below the surfaee The
first bushel ofquartz prospected iherefrom gave
SIT. The second over $25. The Gregory
mines mills that have water are doing we'll
Immense quar- titles Of quartz are being raised.
From the western slope the news ia to the TO-
Three hundred and fifty meu are wintered and
working Blue River diggings and doing well
There is little snow there. They could do sluc-
ing about seven hours a day. One hundred
men are working at Tarryall with similar suc~
cess. There is Little snow in the Park on this
side. There has been no serious loss of stock
for ten days past.
Last night Richard Dougle,a young man for
merly of Leavenwoitll, was stabbed in the alb
domen by Patrick Kelly, of Leayenworth, and
died in fifteen minutes. Before Kelly was ar
rested he injured two others severely. He is
now in custody and is to be tried to day.
Weather very fine; snow nearly all gone
from the tops of the low mountains.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
:, Headache is the faYorise

HEADACHE is the favorise syn by which ma
ire makes known any deviation whatever froI
the natural state of the brain, and viewed in this
light it ma be looked on a safeguard intended
TO give notice of disease which might otherwise
escape a! tention, till too late to be- remedied and
its indications should never be neg leu,ed a. ead
aches may be CLASSIFIED unGer two names, viz :
SymptGmatc anu J. 'thic. SynlptOmalc Head
ache is exceedingly common, anu lie precursor
Of great variety of diseases, among when are Ap
oplexy, Gout, Rheumatism and all tebrile diseases
In its nervous form it is systematic of disease of
the stomach constituting SICK heGd0cRe of hepatic
disease constituting LaAf0aS he0d0the, of worms.
constipation and other disorders of The bowels as
wcl rs renal and uterine aft ctions. Diseases OF
the heart are very frequently attended with head
aches: An@mia and plethora are also affections
which frequently cause headache. Idopathjc head
ache Is also very common being usually distinguish
ed by the name ofHervOuS headache suine times com
ing ON suddenly in state of apparently sound
health, and Frustrating at once tie mental and
physical energies and in other Instances it comes
on slowly heraded by dep esson of spirits or acer-
blty of temper. In most instances the pain is in
the front the head, over one or both eyes, and
sometimes provoking vomiting; under this class
may also be named Neuralgia.
For the treatment Of either class OF Headache the
Cephalic Pills haveibeenifC und and safe rem
edy, relieving the most acute pains in a few min
utes, and by its subtle power eradicating the dis
eases of which Headache is the unerring index.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
Good.

The following which we clip from the Roch
ester IN Y Union, IS too good to suppress, i
there is more poetry than truth about it,
The Milwaukee Locals partook of a gratu-
itous dinner at the Walker House. in Milwau,
kee, on Thanksgiving Day Mr. Wright,
responded TO a sentiment The following is g
specimen of his style:
- Mr.. Charm. bic, I've stood, hic. upor
Mount >ineci'n, hic, seen the sun set, hic, ind
the western hori i ION. I've torun my, hic
pants md drains OF Hur, hic, laneum N spent
tweeks III the wiz of, hic, hic,P nnsyivana'n.
never seen such a, hic, thanksgiving, or any
other man b'fore, Mizzer Charim Mizzer Char
i'm, hc, if Pme not seeved, hic and l think
Tine not tseeved, 1 see, hic, lar number of
hic, hungry Edit'rs on my right, N hic, my left
n prose sen'm Mt to Aizzer Walker House
hic. It's brick. Now three tiger rs n HE
for Walkers"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
Some Things States Cannot Do.

/. No State shall enter into any treaty, ALI
ance or confederation.
Congress, enter into
any agreement or compact with another State,
or with foreign power.-COnststutiOn Of the
U. S. Art. l TO-
If these provi ions mean anything, they mean
that what Sonth Carolina, Alabama MISSISSIPPI
pi and other Southern States propose to do, is
III direct olation of the Constitution of The
United States.
1t is as grave an offence for South Carolina to
enter into compact with another State as with
foreign power" The attempt 10 do what is
thus prohibited is such an offence as would JUS
tify governmental interposition. albany Jour
nal.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

DIRT.-Old DR.. Cooper of South Carolina
used to say to his students, Don't be afraid of
little dirt, young gentlemen. What is dirt !?
Why, nothing at all offensive, when chemical
ly considered Rub little alkali upon that
! dirty grease spot on your coat, and it under
goes a chemical change and becomes soap. Now
rub it with little water and it disappears it
is neither grease, soap, water nor dirt. That
is not very odorous pile of dirt you observe
there Well, scatter little gypsum over it,
and it is no longer dirty. Everything you call
dirt is worthy of your notice as students of
chemistry. Anavze it. 1t will all separate
into very clean elements. Dirt makes corn
corn makes bread and meat, and that makes a
very sweet young lady that saw one of you
kissing last night. So, after all, you were
kissing dirt, particularly if she whitens her face
with chalk of fullers earth. There is no tel
ling young gentlemen what is dirt"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

SAN FRANCISCO TAKES The HAT.-The la
test mention of the fertile Golden State is a
plan to make white dogs useful Your San
Fraciscan seizes up his white cur. aud with
stencil plate and black ink inscribes his bust
ness card on each side of the wretched pup, and
sends him forth quadrupedal locomotive ad,
vertisement-a doggerotype of the fast people
of q fast country liz fast age. 1t is reckoned
that lively dog will be worth at least five dol
lars per day, or equal to aquarter of column
in a newspaper.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

TWENTY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SAvED.-Mr
Spadng has sold two millions of bottles ofhis cell
ebrated Prepared Glue and it is estimated that
each bottle saves at least tea dollars worth of bro
ken furniture, thus making aggregate of ten
millions of dollars reclaimed from total LOSE by this
valuable invention. Having made his Glue a
household word, he now poses to do the world
still greater service by curing all the aching heads
with his Cephalic Pills, and ii they are good as
his Glue, Headaches will soon vanish away like
snow in July.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
MISCELLANEOUS.

The AHALGAaATIoN OF LANGUAGEs-There IL
q wing tendency in this age to appropriate the
m ost exTi essive words of other languages and al
ter while 70 Incorporate them into our own thus
the word Cephahc, which is from the Greek sgni
ing "for the head,' is now becoming Uopularizec
in connection with Mr.. .>palaIng great Headache
remedy, but it Sll soon be used III a ore general
way, and the word Cephalic will become rs com
mon Electrotype and many others vince dis
tnction as foreign words has been worn away by
common usage until they seem native and to the
manor BORN
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

BRIDdET.-Missus wants you to send her box
of CephaG Glue, no, bottle of Prepared Pills.
but I'm thinking that's not just it, naither; butper-
haps yell be afther knowing what il is. You see
she's nigh dead and gone with the Sick Headache,
and wants some more of that same as reaived her
before.
Druggsst,-You must mean Spalding's Csphalic
Pills,
Bridget-C oh sure 10 " and you've sed il, here s
the quarther and giveme the Pills and don't be all
day about it aither.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

s5g OVER EXCITEMENT, and the mental care and
anxiety incident to close attention to business or
study, are among the numerous causes of Nervous
Headache, The dsordered state Of mind and body
incident to this distressing complaint is a fatal blow
to all energy and ambition Sufferers by this disor-
der can always obtain speedy relief from these dis
uessing attacks by using one of the Cephalc Pills
whenever the symptoms appear Itquieis the over
tasked brain, and soothes the strained and jarring
nerves and reaxes the tension of the stomach which
always accompanies and aggravates tie dIsordered
condition of the bre in
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

sB The Washoe country stands the wear Of
time and rromises to rival if not excel Califor-
MIA itself in its productions of gold, silver and
other precious ores. Ninety feet in one gold
mine has been sold at $4500O: another mine
is literally shining with god an immense de-
post of crystalized cinnabar has been found
that yields eighty five per cent of pure quick
S liver; lead mines have been opened that yield
silver enough topsy expenses of working; and
lion ore is found of the best quality.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
For THE TELEGRAPH
Song of the Heart.

Thou'lt never come egain TO earth my darling,
Thoult never Gull the flowers for me again,
Never sit down by my side ard talk of heaven,
And the loved ones that with the angles reign
Thine eyes with living light no more shall cheer
me,
While roam DER the darksoms earth alone.
And thy voice, alas, never more shall hear it,
For thou to another world hast gone.
No more my soul shall ell with sweetest musi'
From lips pure as earth has rarely seen,
No more shall hear thy fairy footsteps,
Nought bnt memories of where thy foot has
been.
Oft when gaze into the airy ocean,
Where stars are twinkling brightly as before,
L wonder if my darling, too, can see them
AS she gazcs out from heavens happy shore.
And wonder ifmy darling one remembers,
How the birds trilled their notes so soft d wild
And how she loved the valley and the cottage,
Where erst all in hope and beauty smiled.
But some day may 60 TO yon bright heaven,
The place where thou, dying badst me come
Where fond hearts never can be severed
Forever in our angel home.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
Wolves Returning

It is stated as a singuor fact, that, for the
first time in twenty years, wolves are now
showing themselves in the Aroostook region
Me. Previous to 1910, they Were very abu-
dant there. 1t is singular fact ALSO that for
the first time within the memory of man, The
pranie fowl Is showing itself at several points
In Michigan. A great many brace have been
killed the present season within twenty miles
ofDetroit.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
Plain Pravine

Thomas Stockton, the venerable chaplain Of
the House OF Representatives, in his prayer at
he opening of the session, oceasioned an irrev
sren: grln on the faces Of members BY the fol
loving invocation TO the Almighty Power. 20
Lord consider our President aud his advisers
they tack 'olsdom, but if they ask Thee, Thou
viii give them literally, and upbraid them
not
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
a Real RlessinQ.

PhySieian.-Well, Mrs. Jones, how is that b cad
ache?
Mrs JOnes.-Gone! Doctor, all gone;the pills yor
sent cured me in just twenty minutes, and | TTisl
you would send more so that can have them han
dy.
Physician.-You can get them at any Druggists
Cali tor Uephalic Pills, find they never fail, anc
| recommend them in all cases of Headache
Mrs. JoneS.-I shall send for box directly, anC
shall tell all my suffering friends, for they are
real blessing.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
The Bailey Frauds.

WASHINGTON.-Dec "a 1t appears from
the facts III connection with the late abstrac-
tons of the bonds of the Indian trust funds
that about five months ago VIM. Russcl OF
the firm of Majors, Russell & Waddel, held
about one million dollars of the official accept
ances of the Secretary of War. These accept
ances had been given conditionally. In accord
ance with the usual urse Of business, for the
transportation of supplies for the army under
contract with the Government
Mr. Russell not finding himself able to nego.
tiate these acceptonees, and being greatly en-
barrassed pecuniariIy, and ascertaining from
GODDARD Bailey, with whom he was intimately
acquainted, that the latter had control over
three millions Of Indian trust bonds invested in
bonds of different States arranged with him to
let him have about half million of these bonds
to be hypothetical in New York. and as secu-
rity for which he gave Bailey the acceptances
OF the War Department, which Bailey placed III
the safe where the bonds were kept. Recently
these bonds have greatly deprecated, and the
bankers in New York who made advances on
them, therefore called for additional security
Bailey, iii order to save the bouds delivered
over S3G0,90O worth of them additonal-in all
$3.50, 000 On the 18th inst he addressed a
letter to the Secretary Of the Interior, FIR nzly
mparting these facts and requesting an inves-
tigation. This letter he gave to a Senator, to
Dc delivered 10 tHc oecretary on MS return from
North Carolina. which request was complied
with.
The investigation yesterday proved the truth
of these statements. Sater, Lea & Co. compose
the banking firm through which the negotiation
was transacted Nothing either in the papers
or IN the investigation shows that any Of the
parties except those immediately concerned in
the business as above related, are in the slight
est manner connected in the Transaction 1t
might be stated tiat the accptances of the Sec.
rotary of War have been given from time to
time in comp liancc with Il contract with Rus
sci, Majors q Co, and until recently thaC firm
has had no difficulty in negotiating them To
day Bailey was arrested at the instance Of the
Government, and required to give bail in the
sum Of So, 500 for his appearance at the next
term OF the Criminal Court. It is thought that
the government Is projected as the acceptanees
more than cover tn" amount of bonds abstract
ed.
The special committee Of the House, to which
an investigation of the subject is referred, con
sists of Messrs. Morris, Of H., Conkling, of N.
T.. Bocock, Of Va, Harris, of Md. and Case,
Of Ind.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
,arSlv ReaIizad-

HI ad u orrible eadache this hafternoon land
stepped into the hapOtheeares hand says III to the
II hache ard 2" say, he. ''He4ocedlngIy,o saws
hi, hand upon that @ gave me a CephiaIc Pill,
hama pom me 'onner it [ ca me so quick that
ardly realized al an eadache.' -.s-.a--
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

Mob Law Reconamended.- Rich.
mond Enquirer suggests 10 It's conservative
friends" at the North, that if they could man.
age to crack the skulls OF few Thousand north.
ern g fanatics the effect would be salutary
upon the southern mind. BY way of trying
their hands at it, it recommends that the New
York Tribune, Ttmas, Eeeajng Pos. and even
the Commercial dd5rr3jser Offices be mobbed
and those postiferous prints and their cond uct
ors be sammariy wiped ont"
Infamous as he proposition is, the Utica
Morning Heratd as>ur-s US that there are those
even IN the free city Of New York who think
the : concession ought 70 be granted. -Alba
M Journal
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

gB~ General Scott says that Fort Moultrie is
not the strongest fortifcaton in Charleston but
Fort sumpter is aud that two hundred men can
hold it agoinst all South Carolina, and d. HIM.
dred men can defy the world.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

The Crops il CaIA1rnia.--A merchant
ia San Ffalcisco estimates that California will
produce, this year. Z 500 ,00) Bushels Of wheat,
which, after dedncting fer consumption a8d
seed, viii leave a surplus Of 3,525 900 for ex-
port. The barley crop of the State is said to
be greater than the aggregate of the entire crop
throughout the United States and is estimated
for the present year at 7 100000, bushels;
which will leave surplus Of 4, 333 600, bushels
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

q Tom Sayers has given up the champ
ions belt though not without reluctance. and
u has been handed over to the Staleybridge
Infant
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

G5B- The Spanish papers call Victor Emsn-
uel Garibaldi, and LoDis Napoleon, 1riaidqd
NCfanda fan execrable trinity)
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

e5y- Governor Morgan of New York gave a
sumptuous tertdinment TO the L Iectoral Col
iege OF that State, on the day that their vote
was cast for Lincoln and Ii amin.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

" Many fashionable women who pretend
to belong to The ansdullegsted ten, have just
cialms-the? represent the simple-ton.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

A PoprLAE WoRK.-2 800 copies of
Emerson's CoaeJact q Life, were sold
on the first two days after it's publica,
ton.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

II In Georgia, when the Minute Bsu drill,
il IS SAID, they give their guns 10 the negro
slaves to carry for them.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

sss Heart, though called substantive noun
IN grammar, is in the world an indefinite ar
tic!e.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

~ The Prince Of Wales has resumed his
collegiate studies at Oxford after spending on
y about week at home after his return from
his American tour,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

~ Garibaldis enc les have nicknamed
him RED Shirt the First"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

70 How 10 pay the r. ia" is a pleas AMI
farce on the stage, but a painful drama in ac-
tual life,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
One Square, (trauslsnt) arstinsertion, -. 90
oBOB Pr5ssslksg,

Book Blank job and Gard Printing every description
executed with ueatne3s cheapness and prompness this
Ouce. Plain, Fancy, aud Ornamental PYnngin Oolored
Inks and Bronze. With Five Power and Hand Presses,
ana an extensive variety OF Type and Jobbng STA teris
the TELEGP Establishment is not exceled in this part
sfthe West
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

- Mr. Surgeon has salary of Fl 900
S. Cooper year He devotes $4,000 of this
to the support OF his family, and expends the
men who are studying for the ministry.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

70 1t is poor heart which hope cannot
find something to feed upon.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
.lg(E22YgiSlWg,

TIE KESosHA TELEGRAPH is the Oldest Newsp per the
State oi " sconsiu-hHs DOUBLE the Circulation OF any
paper published n southern isconsn, which makes it
very desirable medium for Advertising.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

Boots Shoes Leather, Findings, &C. Eoeyy Uariety o
every article pertaining to theirhsness may be had
them ut the lowest prices Custom work to order
Leather for sale. Hides bought, &c. Corner of Mar
ket square and Main street. See advertisements.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

Torals Of New OIlerns The coroner of
New Orleans reports So murders in that city,
during he year 30 suicides, 100 acciden al
deaths, 70 deaths from int-mperanco, and l05
cases Of drowning
"a Col. Fremont was expected 70 arrive in
New York City on Wednesday lost fgo5n Cali
1nrria.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
LYMAN & HONE.

Ply cin1 amt SWrgeon- VIII be Jouad ct his O1fce 4
rkweather's Drug Store, at his residence, corne
ofChicago aud Park streets, at all times ready to at
t,nd the calls of the Public. 86
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
BY ISABEL v, WALDO,

Working VS., Dreaming
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
l.. q. MERRILL,
DIR. A. FAIR,

a8urdnce.-He Is AgeHtf0r 0ara0us Companies of u4
doubted credit, and is prepared to issue Policies Lii
and rerty, on favorable terms. See advertisement
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03

Judge Howe on the Fugitive Slave Law.
The following extract flom the late speech of
Hon. T. 0. Howe, of Green Bay, on the Fug
tive Slave Law, exhibits the ridiculous absurdi-
~ of that enactment, in single aspect of the
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-03
Ube &tNQ5ha UelFgraph
and TRiBUNE,
IS PCsLEaEs EvaaT thursday MORNING. o. coBsz1 o. MAJ
ATS MARKET sTREers, EEso~HA ciTY, wIs
s. s, sCB0FF & $. G. VINEGAR,
T'crnss OF subscription.

EOiTOi>@ AND PROPRIETORs,
81. FRANK. SENIOR EDITOR
The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1861-09-06
OPPRESSION AFTER EATING.

Many persons, after an ordinary meal, feel a
sense Of weight aud discomfort in the region OF
the stomach, the sure sign OF an imperfect d.
ges,ion. and probably the fOr"runner Of u set
tied dyspepsia. Nothing will relieve this OPP
preston like the PERUVIAN SYRUP By the
stimulus It gives to the digestive powers.
Rev. Arthur Is. Fuller. of Boston says -
some young man, who has been for years suf-
iersr. and has heretofore found no remedy ef
hcaeous, writes me thus: Il am thankful for
your Recommendation Of the Syrup, which ] am
confident, has done me great good have been
relieved almost entirely of u dull headache,
usually coming on Immediately after eating,
and Of dry, parched feeling in my lips Tie
also says that n very great nervousness andde
bilty,' 50 great that at times he 'ielt weak as a
child have been greatly lessened since the use
Of the Peruvian Syrup" 2w33