Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-03-23
VANITY FAIR-IsATs.
This weeks Vanity Fair has the following:
Wood for sale-Apply TO the Mayors Of

LUIS WoeA FdHttb fdtf has lne eIOuOWlnB'
Wood for sale-Apply to the Mayors Of
fee.
Un-Bear. able-Bull. batting as practiced at
the restaurants near Wall-street.
Antithetic.-Agreeable element in Land.
scape-Water.f fall. l.
Disagreeable ditto in Senate Wig fall.
This is what our German calls Art und
Inert or Nicely and Nasty.
Mastery Inactivity-Jeff. Da- vis-Inertia.
Geographical Why are the people of
New Orleans the most respondent in the
country2 r...... .....
Because they are naturally Down at the
Mouth.
mo Place like Home"-Art itemizer in
form us that Mr.. George L. Brown has lately
been at NisgaIs, making moonlight studies
for painting of the Falls in Winter.
Are our New York artlsts blind, or fast
asleep, TO the subjects waiting for them
within Columbiad range of their studios?
A month ago, and Mr.. g. L. Brown might
have painted the Falls in Winter, without
going further than the Central Park on a
skating day.
Motto of Roses -Brahmins of the Flower
World-we spring from Budd.
A Pugilistie Adsge-''The more blowing
the fewer blows"
To be Let, Loan-South Carolina wants
$675, 200, ''for the military defense of the
State" For month the Charleston Mercury
and Courier have published the advertise
ment-but nobody has answered it. Strange
that State which has made tempest in a
teapot can not Raise the wind sufficiently
to bring down the Dust. The Alabamians
enjoy better credit, for they assert if the
worst comes to the worst, with French leave,
they will have q Credit Mobile.ier. Some
body let them alone i.
CONS.
What old Buck enjoys at Wheatland.
Odium Gum Dignitate. Hl..
Why should we expect Lincoln to encour-
age Southern InstitutionsP' s. s.H
| Because being rail-splitter himself he
will hardly interfere with the Custom of
Opening the Posts. +
Why are the Seeding States like the
Plaques of Egypt2 1FN a
Because Seven Went Out, and 'they were
| exceeding grieyous to be borne with"
Bayardistic-The accomplished rowing ed .
itor of the Tribune, being attacked by ban
| ditti in lonely spot few miles from Rome,
| to the question, "Where do you live7" is re.
ported to have proudly replied, "GVis Ro-
mGnus sun"-Pm Roam-er. r a-a .ur.
Bordering on Despair-The Border States
on the Cotton States. .......
Buchanan and his Fellows-oBesides dis
| tinguishing himself by committing the pun-
| ishment of Judge Vondersmith, Of Philadel-
phia, President Buchanan, just before he
left Washington, turned loose upon the
| world John Quincy Adams Fellows, of Buff
| falo, convicted some time since of robbing
the mails. Exchange.
James has turned loose upon the world
a-many more Fellows of the same family, all
| of whom would now be ENJOYING pareil
I pGrtout clothes, not of the fashionable kind
as well as Sing-Sing hominy, if they were
where justice would put them. There were
Cobb-tellows, Floyd.fellows, and other hail
fellows well met-but there will come o day
of reckoning when the Fellows will be
called Felons, and so written in history for
ever.
Metallic nfuences-President FELTON,, Of
Harvard College, maintains that the use Of
steel pens has an injurious effect on the
nerves of the arm, producing paralysis or a
feeling of dullness.
1t is stated, in connection with the above,
that the Hon, Edward Everett invariably
uses steel pens for his lighter, airier and
more ephemeral productions, which accounts
for the feeling OF dullness.
A collector of coins informs us that filling
the trowsers' pockets with gold pieces-say
eagles-and butt0niBg them up very tight,
affects the heart to q sensible degree, render
ing it callous to the kindlier emotions Of
humanity. The symptoms extend them
selves to the fingers, which clutch convul-
sively toward the palm of the hand, re-
ducing the sufferer to the morbid condition
Professionally expressed by the compound
adjective 'close-fisted Enthusiastic in the
interests of science, we have resolved to test
this matter thoroughly, with which view we
have had personal pair of pantaloons con-
structed with eight pockets and fob. In
order to prevent accidents from rush of our
contributors with the necessary gold pieces,
we have caused the stairs leading to our
office TO be widened by an extension of sew
eral yards. Au pantalon renoulme-try our
eight pockets and fob.