Holmes County farmer. [volume] (Millersburg, Ohio) 1857-1926, 1861-03-21

bushy head Of hair with q clothes brush. When
that foot Of Ole Abe's Gums down firm II Is awful
as an army with banners and II sticks 10 the srth
like SOW sticks TO swllltub. Ole Abe said he
wood retain posseshun Of tho forts but ho only
meant that In pigs eye--he is crate olo joker.
Fellers, this grato country is q magnificent In.
sttution, It fairly nocks the socks of all creation
Here. In the statesmanike language Of Ole Abe,
"there is nobody sufferin, nothing is goin rong
the crisis Is all artificial" This Is what Oic Abe
said, and we are bound to believe II true for on
that his foot cum down firm. Me and Ole Abo
has been taken about the apintments. We con.
cluded to send Tom Corwin to Mexico because
no has more friends there ner q two forty hoss
has on show day. Ole Abe voted to disgrace the
solgers Of the Mexican war, an Tom wanted to
welcome em with bloody hands to horsesta5le
graves. We eppinted Joshua r. Giddings Con-
sui to Montreal. He is to reseav the fugitive
slaves into Canada, but he will more pertckerly
devote his attenshen 10 the cullered sisters Carle
Squirts is appinted Missi onary to Africa, and
Bill Spangler, of Millersburg, is to be chairman
Things Is workin slick as lie,
NV friends is on the waves,
Well make the public kittle bile
And fatten all our braves.
Fellers, there Is sum supercusscal locofocos what
ses Ole Abe hasent got no backbone but 1t Is all
looofoco lie. A lie of the first water and most
ponderous magnitude. Last mite in Cabinet
meeting the question was raised by DR.. Blair, of
Mary land, one Of the Cabinet Officers. Seward
sed if his backbone was sound he woodcnt hav
run from Harrisburgh through Baltimore to
Washington in long military cloak and plaid cap,
and Bates scd If his bone was in good condition he
woodent haul the men off from Fort Sumptsr and
leave the party as fat as nous with ton of pig
iron on it. After considerable debate we conclud-
ed to test the question and accordingly we got Ole
Abe down on all fours and piled three barrels of
salt on him and he trotted round the room as gay
as a three year ole colt at county fair with a
chesnut bur under the saddle. tell you, one and
superscabcal cuss who ses he aint is, in the Ian
guage Of Christopher P. Wocott in his great
speech before Pontius PLATE, against the trater
Benedict Arnold, fit for treson, stratigem and
spoiles. Sum supersquirtical shallow brains who
never had the educational advantages of such a
Skool as the editor of the Holmes County Farmer
taught on Yaler Creeker, thinks they can move
Ole Abe as easily as too yoke of Oxen can pull a
setten hen from her nest, but it ant the fact for
when he puts his foot down firm you can no more
move him ner you can back donkey up chin.
ney with box of oats layen on the harth. When
his foot goes down, in the language Of the CRATE
poet John c. Heenan, he says:
Cum one, cum all, these rocks shall fly
And knock the sun from out the sky
Before move, or bulge peg,
Or raise my firmly set down leg.
Felers, no man ken git on office, or do any thing
that is crate, glorious and purity without uscn my
Concrapulated Essense of Snaik Ingen Yarbs.-
With it you ken bring your enemies to time a'
quick as a hungry hog wood shell nubben Of
forked lightnin peel an Ingen. The price is onl,
a quarter bottle l subside to reseave YOU
quarters, but before squat must tell you tha
the felers what is sound on the cuered persuasion
is the ones what gifts most of the Offices, for wher
we concluded to not kill all the Southern peepl'
the AboIitonists kommenced kicken up such .
row in the party as has never been equaled sense
Satan cut up his monkey shines in heaven ant
lad his boots husseed out of that delightful
country, and the only way we ken quiet themis t.
put the public tit in there mouths.
The Wide Awakes can not cum in
Except chosen few;
It's the "Irrepressibles" who win
The loaves, and fishes too.