The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1861-11-21
CATHARTIC PILLS

OPERATE by their powerful influence on the
" internal viscera TO purify the blood and stmu-
late it into healthy action. They remove the
Instructions of the stomach bowels liver, and other
organs of the body and by restoring their irregular
action to health correct, wherever they exist such
arrangements as are the first causes of disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues, by Professors,
Physicians, and Patients, has SHOWN cures of dam
gerouS diseases almost beyond belief, were they not
subStantiated by persons of such exalted position
and character to forbid the suspicion of untruth.
Their certificates published in my American
Almanac, which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inouiring.
Annexed we give Directions for their use in the
complaints which they have been found to cure.
For CosTIvENEss. s. Take one or two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels Cos
hveness is frequently the aggravating cause of
PILES, and the cure of one complaint is the cure
of both. No person can feel well while under q
costive habit of body Hence it should be, as it
can be, promptly relieved
For DYSPEPSIA which is sometimes the cause
OF CoStreieSS aud always uncomfortable, take mild
doses trori one to four to stimulate the stomach
ana llyer into healthy action They will do it, and
tne heartburn bodybU1a and s0ulb,vn of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When it has gone, don't
forget what cured you.
For a Foul STOMACH, or Morbid HiGction of the
BorelS, which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Pills
at first and smaller doses afterwards until activity
and strength is restored to the system.
For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA,
Pam IN the Stomach, Back, Side, take from four
to eight pills going to bed If they do not oper-
ate sufficiently take the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept out from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach is foul.
For ScRoFULA, ERYsIPELAs, and all Diseases
of the SKIN take the Pills freely and frequently to
keep the bowels open. The eruptions will gener-
ally soon begin to diminish and disappear. Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up BY
the purging and purifying effect of these Pills and
some disgusting diseases which seemed to saturate
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence, leaving the sufferer in perfect health.
Patients your duty to society forbids that YOU
should parade yourself around the world covered
with pmples, blotches ulcers, sores and all any
of the unclean diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best medi-
cine ever discovered. They should be taken freely
and frequently, and the impurities which the
seeds of incurabe diseases will be swept out of the
system like chaff before the wind. By this property
they do as much good in preventing sickness by
the remarkable cures which they are making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDIcE, ard all Bilious
Affections, arise from some arrangement either
torpidity congestion, ObstructiOns of the Liver.
Torpdty and congestion Vtiate The bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous TO the
health, and the constitution is frequently under
mined by no other Indigestion is the SyTnp-
tom Obstruction OF the duct which empties the
bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
into the blood. This produces Jaundice, with a
long and dangerous train of evils. COstiveness, or
alternately costiveness and diarrhga, prevails.
Feversh symptoms, languor, low spirits WEAKNESS,
restlessness, and melancholy, with sometimes in
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowsiness ;
sometimes there is pain in the side; the skin
and the white of the eyes become greenish yellow
the stomach acid; the bowels sore to the touch ;
the whole system irritable with tendency to fever
which may turn to bilious fever, bilious collie, bilious
diarrh9a, dysentery, &c. A medium dose of three
or four Pills taken at night followed by two three
in the morning, and repeated few days will remove
the cause of all these troubles = IS - suffer
such pains when you can cure them for p cents.
RHEUMATIsM, GoUT, and all H!famn2at0yy Fe-
GERS, rapidly cured by the purifying effects of
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life For these
and all kindred complaints they should be taken in
mild doses, to move the bowels gently, but freely.
AS a DINNER PILL, this is both agreeable and
useful. No Pill can be made more pleasant to take
and certainly none has been made more efectuid to
the purpose for which dinner pill is employed.
PREPARED BY
DEs. J. C. AVER d CO.,
Practical and Analytical Chemists,
LOWELL, MASS,
AND SOLD BY
Sold in Stroud-burg, by JAS. n. Dur
ling. and Ho.linshead & Dctrick.
October 3t 1861 Nv