Lewistown gazette. [volume] (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, 1861-12-11
MISCELLANEOUS,
Interesting Railroad Dialogue
Uttered from the Maach Chunk Gazette.

W sni there soue Peopie WIG nave never seen
= travelled in anything like railroad car
# IN entire family of this class, consisting
man, wife son aud daughter, residing
IN an adjoining county, took passage one
morning last week for throug gh trip over
W he Pennsylvania Railroad
The party-our reporter carefully taking
stss-on the platform, and the ears back,
ing up, BIO 10 1l.'s g
Fanny-(the daughter Hi mommy, so
,rss ich labe de kummen .hinnersich r
Mommy-Well, now, missa mer dort
ns geh in selly longe wegga?
M Daudy-M-n-a yah, dord gehts nei. ~
Cars stop, and Conductor sings out { all
sboard.'
II Daudy-Schtopp, Schtopp do du, mere
Fea nit, sci now net in so ra hurry.
M COnductor-Just step in here-this car,
this car, politely offering to assist the la,
NJ dies.
Mommy-Kumm du, Fanny, blcib zur-
III ck loss der Dandy lorna naus geh.
Fanny-yah un der Johnny mag ach
Nj frna naus geth. -
II Johnny-Nay ich geh nit der mommy.
VI Daudy-kummet yets-es braucht eich
NJ net bong sci. ...
Nommy-[s ess DOM now miglich das
mer in seIIy crosse dinger dort nei geht.
Daudy-kum yusht, net bong sic.
Conduetor-Just step in-times up
al aboard.
All hands in the car-Locomotive
Whistles
Johnny-Eye Daudy, was awer-sell
Peift-for was doona sic so ewig loud peifa?
Daud dy-Ei das die lett Gus EN- veg
gene, for wons cmohl shpringt DOM gents
rcr allies nous
Cars commence running.
Fanny-Ncw, Mommy, was es drum SO
sorr.ck springt.
Mommy-Mer mehnt doch now net das
cs sic kennt. INos allies drum so neis is
do hin, yusht grand IS vie inner shtaob.
Fanny-Un was shay mer do sitzt
Mommy-Yusht about shay, is so watch,
mer mGhat doch now net das es sci kennt.
Daudy-H n-a yah, des will duh, es
loost sich faura dennawcg. -...f ..
Fanny-Was debt aver die Sal Wanne-
macher do dertzu sage van sic emohI do in
50 ma granda wagga fahra kermit? r"
Mommy--Do dummus ding du, des is
ken wagga, des is en- car.
JOhnny-Ich wunner doch now vie das
sic cs SC stoTrick syringe mache kenna.
Cars stop, and the Conductor calls out
MeVeytown. rF
Mommy-Wie wiet sin mer yets shun
ganga? ..
Ddudy-Elf odor twelfmile
Mommy-Ei du Gott noch emohl, mer
set doch net denka das es miglich wer so
storrick Zu trayella in som ma car; was
drum allies so grand ufgefxcd is
Daudy-M n a-yah, un des hot auch
Just about geld kosht. ... Cd.
Johnuy-Mommy, mommy, vie welt
genua mer now noch denna wake? <
Mommy-Yah, mel gutter bu, des kama
ch der net sau5a, do webs ich nix dcruf
-des kann yusht de dandy sauga.
Daudy-Es geht noch en- ordlich shtick
do hummer.
Fanny-Na9 mommy, cook yusht was
es springht-ich glaub net das sizes meh
sthoppa kenna.
Mommy-Ei du Gott nochemole was
mache mer don do.
Daudy- o sic kennas Who'll shtoppa
wann sic wella-net angsht sic, ---.sr
Mommv-O ich set damn auch net den
ka das sic es Sc storrick geh macha dehta
ia es nimmy shtoppt.
Johnny-Es geht aver goods SO glat
un so schlick.
Daudy-M-na a-yah, sell is en- fact
Johnny-Eye, mommy, cook emohl
nous dort, was en- crosses wasser.
Mommy Sell, is eva an rever.
Fanny-Nay, mommy, sell is ken reVer
Mommy-Was is es damn vans ken rev.
ris?
Fanny-Eis sis die Juniata, gell Daudy
sell is die Juniata?
Daudy-M-n-a-yah, ich denk sis,
Cars again running fast. s.7
Mommy-Gott i'm Himmel wan aver
die cars do die Benk hummer springa dehta!
Daudy-M n-a-yah, don dehta mer heit
nimmr weiter geh.
Fanny-Yah fersoufa dehta mer all mil
manner
Johnny-Ei is daas wasser deef!
Daud dy-M-n-a-ya do bin ich goot der,
fore. rs
Mommy-Es debt anyhow liver die kor
naus geh.
Cars stop, and the Conductor calls New
ton Hamilton.
Mommy-Was sic aver drum so 'shpas
slehe nauma do hen; dort drows wars Nc
'ey stettel, un YETI is es Newton Hamil
ton. Aver es is eve doch ORIG neist dt
IN dem car. .Fs-7
Daudy-M-n-a-yab, sell is es.
Cars going at great speed.
Mommy-Ei du Gott nochemole, sag
vie welt geats damn noch?
Daudy--Well noch SO an ordlich shtlck