Daily Ohio statesman. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1855-1870, 1861-09-28
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Notwitstandin haint writ much for the pa
pers OF late, nobody needn't fattef themselves
that the Undermined Ia ded. sOn the, contrary, !,
still I've" which words Was spoken By Dam
yil Webater, who was able man. Even the
old.line wings OF Boston viii admit that. Web.
ster ID ded nov, howsever, and his mantle has
probly fallen into the banda Of some dealer In !
Snd hand ,cose, who can't sell 1t. Leastways
nobody pears TO be goln round wearin It to any
particler extent, now days The regiment Of
whom was knrnal fnerly concluded they wasI
better adapted as Home Guards, which accounts
ior you not nearln OF me, ear this, where the
bauls are thickest and where the cannon doth
roar. But as q American citizen ehall never
ceAqe touadmire the imasterly ly advance our troops
made on Washinton from Bull Run, o short
time ago. IL was well dun, / spoke to my
wife 'boutit at the time. My wife sed 1t was
we'll done, l1l3cA .Aq sa1 nl ,aaa r0HgR -r. r0l
1t hayin thsre4 bin determined to aperteo.
Baldnsville lle at oil hazzuds, and as there was no
apprehensions Of immejit danger, I thought II
would 60 of onto pleasure tower. Accordin.
ly | put on o clean Billed Shirt and started for
Wsshlnion0 Lwent there to see the Prints Ma
poleon, and not to see the place which will here
take occasion 70 obssFve 10 about as uninterest
10 locality as there is this side Of j. Davis's fu
ter home, IL he ever does die, and where 4
reckon they'll make IL 80 warm for him that
he will 81 tor his summer close. II is easy
enuR 10 see why mau goes to the poor bouse
or the penitentiafy. Its becaws he can't
help 10. But why hel should voluntarily 20
and live in Washinton, Ia, entirely beyond my
comprehension, and can't sAy no fsirer nor
that. I'''J e'oah 4h--- lai1v' s7i pln ,rc1
put up TO q leadin hotel IsaW the landlord
and sed, "HoW dye do, squire7pU psi,,J.'
"sii:y cents, sir" was his reply, "a b-s I "a
s"HsIf a.dollar. We charge TWENTY-FIVE cents
for looiia at the landlord and fifty cents for
speakin to him. If you want supper, q boy will
show you TO the dinin room for twenty-five
cents. Your room bein In the tenth story, Il
will cost you q dollar TO be shown up thetes, q
b'.HoW much do you az man for breathing
In this equinomikal tayunr sed ]. &c., ---.,,. 4
| "Ten cents breth," was his reply.
Washinton hotels 10 very reasonable In their
charges. lNslB --Thisiis Sarkassum ll..o'sGa
| Isent up my keerd to The Prints, and was i'm !,
mejitly, ushered before bin. He received me
kindly and axei me to sit down. 'D' 10 A',la
Hi"I have cum to pay my respecks to you Mis-
ter Napoleon, hopln toHee you hale and harty.'n
81 am quite we'll" he asd, "Air you well,
6assound as a'cussw 4 answered 'oso9l ad'
: He sesmedfto be pleased with my ways, and
We entered into conversation to onct. .s,,,.,o- 3
"How's Leyisi"I axed, and he sed the En-.
peror was well. Eugeny vas likewise well, he
sed. Then asked him was Lewis q good pro-
vbaerf did be cum home airly nites7 did be per-
foom her bed room at q unreasonable hour with
gin and tanzy7 Did he go to "the Lodge" on
mites when there wasn't any Lodge7 did he
often hav 10 20 down town to meet q friend J
hal ainfa
young widders whose busbans Was In Caliiorny
70 all Of which questions the Prints perlitely
repllde, giving me TO understan that the Empe
ror " 90 beha yin well glgulszs sS a4ylsrsrg,i 4;
i r.I ,gaxl these qaestions, my royal duke and
most noble highness and imperials, becaws Pm
anxious to know how be st inds as q man.
know he's smart. He Ia cunnin, he Is long
heded, he is deer--he is CRATE. But ouless be
is good he'll come down with o crash one OF
these days, and the Bonypart, will be Bustid up
1 agin. Bet yer iifeg' i''0Aq fSa' noi''is >
s"AIf you q preacherg slf'p he inquired. slits.
ly saikasticul. .1E8 s,danim43srI laa-7ei
II "No, sir,-But Iblesve in morality. like.
wise bleeve1 In Meetin Houses Show me a
place where there isn'tany Meetin Houses and
where preachers Ia never seen, and III show
you place where old hats air stuffed into
broken winders, where the children air dirty
) and ragged, whose gates hav NO hinges, where
the wimin air slip-shod, and where maps of the
DEVILS wild land air painted upon mems shirt
bosums with tobacco joocen That's what IN
show you. Let'us consider what the preachers
do for be before we aboose ,em."G0 .10z ea
He sed he didn't mean to aboose the clergy.
Not at all, aud he was happy to see that I was
interested In the Bonypart family. ,si .slg q d
"It's q CRATE family" sed T. "But they
scooped the old man in" ..-' 'asu aEu'a
"How, eif2vW So o. :. 1ai-aaatl yasa O.
l o"Nspoleon the Grand. The Britishers scoop,
ed him az Waterloo Hegwanted to do toe
! much, and he did IL! They ecooped him in q,
. Waterloo, and he subsekently died ct St. Hele
ny! There's where the gratest military mar
this world ever produced pegged out, 1t wa'
: rather hard to consne such, man as him to St
, Heleny, to spend his larst days IN catchin mack
Z. eral, and wslkin up and down the dreary beaci
. In military cloak drawn titely round him Zee,
f, picter- -books), but 30 1t was. He'd of the Ar
. my! Them was bis larst words. SO he hat
! bin. He was CRATE! Don't l wish we had {
. pair Of his old boots to command sum OF oul
. BrigadeslDfffH 5NdW -gohT bnr vyaG
Fl This pleased Jerome, and he took me warmly
Q by the hand. .sfs. ldrl ES.5,o5iglG sss-lOW rtT
: a"Alixsnder the Crate was punkins," con
= tinued, nbut Napoleon was punkinser! Ali,
b wept becAws there was no more worlds to scoop
: and then took to drinkin. He drowndid hi
. sorrers In the fowin bole, and the Aowin boil
i vas too much for him. IL giprally is. He IN
q Idertook to give snake exhibishun In his boots
!, but 1t killed him. That was q bad joke 70
. Alic!"A al NoSA tt a'H 90 90 GaF 40
+ ssince you.aif 80 solicitous about France AM
o the Emperor may ask yon,i how your owl
}, country is getting along7" sed Jerome, in /
{ c"Ifs mixedpTsed, aBut think We sbSl
o cum out all right "ven sIebssl cslSpuU sdi ga
o sacolumbds, wben he dskiverd this magniil
}: cent continent, could have had no idee Of th
grandeur is would one day assoom," sed tn
y s"Is cost columbus twenty thousand dollars =
% flt out his exploring expedition, ,"sed 4 sIfh
ID had bina sensible man, he'd hav put the none
le IN d hose railroad OF q gas company. and lei
OF this magnificent continent 70 She intelIiger
10 savages, Who, when they got hold of o goo
q, thing, knew ennf TO keep it, and Who 'wouldn
a. hsv seceded, nor rebelled. nor knockt Liber,
y. In thehed with o slungshot. Columbus wssn
y much Of q feller, after all n would hav b
y money in my pocket 10 he'd staid 10 huns
1. Chris hent we'll. but he put HE foot In IL VIII,
OF be sailed for America.v shtf.e I'Abns4ps! h
q 9 We talked sum more abOut matters al
10 things, and At lsrst I riz to Co. 0"I will no
n cay good bye TO you, noble sir, raud good Ia,
10 70 you. likewise the ssame 10 Clotlldy % All
" to the gorgeous pefaohs which compose yo
SCOT. II the Emperor's boy DONE Ike lvit
as 10 the Tooleries, when he gitsolders and wou