The Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1837-1867, 1861-06-14

is. will you hawl down the Star SpahSieo
Banner, and hist the Southern flag
Nary hist Those was my reply.
Your wacks works and beestS is then con
fsticated, and YOU air arrested as spie"
'Sez |, My fragrant roses Of the Southern
climb and Bloomin datiodils whats the price
of whisky in this town, and how many cubic
feet of that seductive fooiL can you individ-
ooaliy hold?'
They made no reply to that, but said my
wacks tggers was confsticated. Taxed them
if that was ginerally the stiie among thieves
in that kuntry, to which they also made 10
reply, but sel was arrested as a spigh, and
must go to Montgomery in iuns. They was
by this time jned by large crowd Of other
Southern patrits, who commcnst hollerin,
hang the bald-heded aberlishun;St, and bust
up his immoral exibshun was cease. $;
tide to a stump, and the crowd went for my
tent-that waterproof pavilion, wherein IL
" combined, at - scents per hed-and tore
it all to pieces Micnwhile dirty-fast boys
was THROWN stuns and empty beer bottles
At my massiv brow, and takin other improper
liberties with my persun. Resistans was
useless, for a variety Of reasons. as readily
obsaryed
The Seceshers confsticated my >tatoots by
snaShin them to attuns They then went to
my mummy box and confsticated all the loose
change therein contained. They then went
and bust in my cages, lettin all the animiles
loose small but hc!th. tiger amungst the
rest. This tiger has an excentlc way Of
tearin dogs TO peaceS, and alters sposed
from his g;neral conduck that nd hcv 10
hesitaShun in servin human bcins in the
same way if lie could q, at them Excuse
me if was crooi!, but | larf,I boystcrusly
when ! saw that tiger spring in amungst
the pcpul. Go it, my sweet kus~ inard-
ly eNklamcl. 4 forgiV you for btin OFF my
left thum with all my heart, Rip I'm ike a
bully tiger whose Lare has been invaded by
Sese>hers
| can't say for certin tha, the t5er ,eri>ly
injured any Of them, but as he was seen a
ttw days after sum mil distant, with q large
and WI selected, assortment OF >,.'~ of trow-
is in hi, mouth, al, as lo .oohc3 As ,Lo4sh
Aeed bin havin sum vilen, rNersi>e ray:ae
guess he did. You W.! therefore pcr,crc
that t!ey didn't conh>tica;e him q great
deal.
was carrid to Noa,somry IN iun, and
placed in duran. vial. Tie jail Nas a or,na-
~ el'tiss, but the rabul WAS ljbrally surY.c,l
with Bakin an Cabhidse. This was good
variety. tor when liG' ll"slrr after Ba!>..,
| could help myself to Cahb;ISe.
! had nobody to talk 10 Tor noth;n talk a
bout, howsevcr, and was very lonely. >rr
c:ai!y on the first day; 50 when III" i..lci
parst my lonely sell pat the few stray hare.
on the back part Of ny he'd Tim bald now
but tharc was a time when were SWEET an
burn rnglctS) into as dish-lcvi.cd 4 state e,
possible, y roliin ny eyes Ike a mnvyuck
crdr; Stay Jaler stay am rot mad bu
soon shall be # YOU don't bring me su,h:n {,
talk :, He brung me- sum noo>raper>. f.
which thanked him kin llv.
At !arst got interview with Jc.i,r>or
Davis ii" president Of the Southern Goa
jAeveiacy. lie was qu;,e qcrlre. anl axe,
me 20 st down and state my cast. | Il! :.
when he lacled an scd his ga.lunt men IT,.
hIn a little enthusiastic in conf~,;ca,.l
my show.
Ae>,' scz |, they conhsticate ne too much
y, | la! sum hosses conli>tica,ed IN tn
same way onct, but the conh>ticaters air no,
ipouning stun IN the States Prison at lni;n
nap,lus.'
Wal, wal, Mister Ward. you ar al libor
" 10 depart: you Iir friendly to the Sow;h
snow. Even now We hey menny trens j
the North, who synIpathile with US, and won
minsle with this fight
J. Davis, there's your crate mistaik. Ma
ny Of Us was Your sincere flens. and though
certain parties among Us Was fuss.n abou
!ou and meddIin with your consarns irtirel
too much. But J. Davis, the minn.t YOU fir
gun ii. the piece Of cry goods calet! Ii
Star Spangled Banner, the North gifts up an
rises en- massy, in defense of that banner
Not agn You as individooals-not agin til
South even-but to save the flag. We shoe
indeed be weak in the neez, uusownd in I'll
heart, mIlAwhite in the liver, and soft in ii.
, he'd, Ii We stood quietly by and saw tins glc
rus Goyyment smashed to peaces, either bv
furrin or a intestine foe. The sentle-harte
mother hates to take her nawtv child akra,l
her nee, but she knows il is her duty to do i
/; SO that we shall hate to whip the rawt
? south, but we must DO it if you don't max
i. back tracks at onct, and We shall wollup vo
! out OF your boots. J. Davis, it is ny deci(
ID opinion that the Sonny Sowth is maxim
! egrejus nlutton-hed If hersefr
go On, Sir, you're safe enutf You're t.
I small powder tyr me" sed the president {
: the Southern Conthieveracy.
Wait till | 90 home and start out the Ba
dingsvil Mounted Hoss Cavaly. I'm Car
ting of that Corpse, am, and J. Davis, b.
Il ware. Jefferson d., now leave YOU! Far,
well my gay Saler Boy Good bye, my bol
buckanear! Pirut Of the deep bloc Sc
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