The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1861-10-09
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take no note Of him. {. . There is said I
DC man living in Arkansas, SO very dirt,
that ne is taxed as real estate. The fol
lowing is what the Bible saws to person
I who owe for their newspaper and have no
paid: withhold not from them to whom
H's due, when it is in the power of tn,
hand to do it. Go and come again. and ia
morrow [ will give, when thou hast it b,
thee proverbs iii. 81, 2s.) When Col
ripley stepped off from the Persia on he
late arrival from Europe, friend exclaim
? ed, Colonel, your country needs you.'-
""ell,' exclaimed the brave soldier, 81
can have me, and every drop of blood ther,
IS IN me-. General Mcclellan is not We
80 years Of age; Fremont is under AZ
Lyon was A when killed Butler is 43
Banks is A, and Mcdowell is about 40
mat traitor Buckner who secured the pre
nix OF General" as the reward of his per
hdy, says the South wants Kentucky and
must have it, even if by conquest Dom,
the South want the District of Columb;a
also, and why don't it take it9 Gen
Mcclellan has no idea of making capital
tor the next Presidency. Quite likely. but
we doubt if the same could be said OF
Banks, Fremont, and Sherman. Gen
Scott Is said to be much enfeebled Of late
Ills constitution seems to be giving way
under the great pressure vf his DUTIES. -. =.
The La Crosse Democrat records a notice
7 ""'" c,"s1's r. '''e artillery company lately
organ'zed.in that city; there is mot Jones.
smith, or Brown" An uncommon com.
pany' we should say -. Here is a case of
sy'iog'sm which challenges the world a
tea chest in the second person is like fifteen
grains Of quinine, because it is thou tea
chest. Thou teachest in Latin is "tu doces"
and two doses is fifteen grains of auinine
The Dubuque Tines says that a citizen
OF that city having volunteered tor the war
his wife INDUCED in loud lamentations and
would not DC comforted. Finally, drying
ner tears, she expressed the hope thu. her
husband wouldnteven go skulk;:ng behind
trees. Isn't that just li,;,e = woman,
- " sou '''"' cc"e regiment of Brigadier
;. will be organized in every State
thus gratifying the growing ambition of all
asprants. "A good thing is told Of presi.
dent Lincoln which will bear repeating. On
being asked if he had seen the editorials in
certain morning N. Y. paper, he replied,
NO; dare not open that paper. I'd like
now and then to see its editorials, for tho
fun of the thing, but if do am sure to
get seduced into reading the telegraph des-
patches-and then my sleep IS gone for one
night at least!... Artemus Ward must be
credited for the following: Gas American
citizen l shall never cease to admire the
mastery advance of our troops made on
Washington from Bulls Run, a short time
ago. 1t was well dun. l spoke to my
vile bout it at the time. My wife said it
was well dun.".. Some cautions writer
has observed that it is unsafe working with
sewing machine near an open window
during thunder storm. He might also
nave ADDED 1t is unsafe to sit near 20 ing
pretty sewing machines when there is no
thunder storms within a thousand leagues
1t ofttime produces heart disease which
soon carries fellow off. :. 81 think" said
gentleman to his foot,nan, 'I'ye been a
moderate good master TO YOU, John"
very mouesate, SIR safu JorIu. :.
Dumas, the great novelist, is said to be sell
ling pork in shop in Naples. What
descent Of intellectually -what vaul. for
romance. A correspondent of the Gin
cinnati Gazette, writing from Losansport,
Indiana, says that on fast day, reverend
gentleman of that city made the following
apology to the Lord: "Oh Lord, had the
East done as well as the Hoosicr State, in
furnishing men to put down this rebellion,
We would not be under the necessity of cal
ling on thee" -. A tunnel is being con-
structed under the river Indus, India,
which will be 1915 feet leng, and cost not
less than $2,5OO,0OO. What an expensive
bore. Somebody has published very
bad poem and put President Lincoln's
name to it, That is what might be de.
nominated the height of cruelty IA SOL
d'er at Paducah, KY, who had been paid
off and squandered his money nailed
board to tree and chalked on it in large
letters There was time when men
without brains died, now they go to the
war" The London Punch has CON-
menced ridiculing Mrs. Lincoln for the af-
tectation Of aristocratic ideas Now, it is
possible the queen Regnant in the Union"
is not SO grand in her ideas as the jerks of
the Metropolitan papers have essayed to
show, but if the premises of Punch are
correct, it is very ungallant in that journal
| to make her the subject Of ridiclle
~ At the National Horse Fair at Kali
amazoo, Michigan, the first two premiums
for running horses Of all classes, were won
by Andy Burt; owned by j. v. Robins, of
Madison, and Lady Victory, owned by S.
Ruble of Beloit, and H. Ruble of this city.
COOP PREcAUTIoN.-Adj. Gen. Baker,
of this State has just issued an order which
blockades the withdrawal of recruits from
this state for any other than the regular or
engineer service. 1t is a good movement,
and if adopted heretofore, would have Civ.
en- this State the credit of scores Of brave
men who have been recruited for Wiscon-
sin and Illinois. Here is the order:
General Order No. 1921
| No officers except officers of the United
States Army, or those authorized by the
War Department, or those officers in the