The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1861-01-24
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What goes mast against q farmers grain His
reapi-g-=schus-
s7aebsIy slys that the best -ay 10 keep food On =
weak stomach Is 10 bolt IL down
How doe a COW become Iandsi estate By turn
in- her into heid-
The prettes- trimming for 4 Eornan's bonnet i a
gDoi-ham0rei flee-
Sh0e1ltSsrs and nismen make gooI sailors, be-
cause b1th ased 70 working the pump.
Z" = fIr, gooi.'' the bay said when he tn
ishsi the hrs; pot Of bis mothers jan
ghea the Iri.hmAn first tried peaches. he said he
Excl rhe favor bat the seeds lay hard in his stc-
nach-
Why shouII po,stoes grow better than other yess-
tables BecaGse lAey have eyes 70 what they
doag.
It Is saii tina; watchdog i not 20 Iearze in the
morning night, because he l. let out az night
ant taken IN n the morning
why, John, don't think you ike liver
80 yes" said John. - 7 like u very well sor ffty
sky meal-, bat don't Ike !, = steady diet -
The Oh lady cooked s5me;hing else for the next
neal
Victor Emanuel. according 20 4. recent rumor from
ItIly = again 70 BE excOmmuucatsd. Ms name bsin.
tbs tine specially mentioned IN the Ball The pre-
vi5as decentralization included all who favored the
schsnss against the PapIl po~er, and If eaec,ual
has x = estimated. consigned less than Il, 90,
90 Of Italian s0uls 70 pe-iili0n-
- Mother'' said 4 little urchin the other day
why orphans the haPpie-t children on the
e4-th -
They are not ny child bat whs, makes you ask
thar question:
Cause they have no mother TO spank'em 80
SrEzx PUS1-H.cEST--Tbe Rev. H W Beecher
brrasrly advocate Of Sharp's riie-, hiss recently
became convert TO the 5rsGch-loading principle -
nay y seen from his - advice parents II la,e
sermon =. Never strike child On the heal Pr0vi-
dense has supplied other and more appropriate places
q punishment
There i something DPosing in silence; It Is poet
icl,-sublime- But purposeless speech i disgust
ing II y only Ike the throwing of ballast cut u
taIloou-ieai matter fung from bag Of wind
ANSWERING TwO Questions At 4 TIxE.-'' Here,
Bdiy ia-Iint wh ats the tin4e 0'uight and where's
tae periafy puIiinz;' - It's eight, sir
The man who yea-ns for an immortality Of fame Is
likely be forgotten a week after death If Is
awarded oniy MIN Eho works patiently, and
leaves his ECrk 10 reap what fame they will
THE PATS OF NE WEEx-The f5IIg~ing i = pretty
version 0f acertain DeT0nshiTe superstition. which,
fran IL lauguage, appears 70 be connected with the
North
MonIay's BARN i fair OF face;
IGe-lly-s BARN = fI' of grace
Weineslay's BARN the child Of wee;
TUTsisy'- BARN has far 20 70 A.;
Eriiay'= Barn / loving ard giving
SatIrizy's Barn works hard FOR his living
B1t the Barn raAr i born on the Sabbath day,
/ lucky, and bonny. aHd wise, AMI gay
H1xon aSD CgEDlr-One o. our eui nent lawyers
of irish descent. engaged =one time since, 20
Assuming the yFsrOzAtive II bis position, the counsel
IN a short private Interview with his client, sad
kiu, e S5< Patrick. - I 20 defend you, want
yea 90 teu re frankly whether you guilty Or
not Dbl you steal the zJodss'' - Faith, them"
-ay- Pat. - suppose must tel yez In trOth,
dii stale 'em 80 - Then you ought 70 Be ASHAMED
q y0urzeiE come here and disgrace your country
y stealing - said the honest counsel =. Ia trCth,
81, nay b O1zit thsE; but Il didn't stale, yOu
S51ljnfr have the honor and credit Of getting
CT -'-B1sfSl Journal
PERNsxESr IxvEsTyEyTz.-We End the f1Il5Eing
e1EnereilI dissertation In the financial column @:
tn Iuiscsad-at
Iuve--inr IN ehampaz5e At 50 bo,tle-au acre Of
gooi government aul eo-is Sl-25-
Investing il tobacco and cigars, daily, one year,
SjJ--=veu barrels @: god aJ1- vii cost $40
Investing IL - drinks one year. SlyJ-SlcJ VII
pIs for daily and fifteen Hl0uthly periodicals
Investing n theatrical aGu=@ments one year.
S21-S2JJ Eill bHy excellent library
Investing IL a f--- aoTse, SJco-iCO acres OF good
sid lAll c0sts 800
Investing in yacht irc,uiing be-,fng= and drink
iags t1r the ==ason- SjOlo-S5cCC all bay god
Improved country f4rra-
Pazies. ha-d tires. los q tine. red face. baI
tenPer poor he.:a ruin q character, misery, star
vari1a, de.th sni terrible future nay d avoided
b l50kinS - the aooTe square n the t-oe-
THz WRIT neeis not guilt % break husbands
heart The absence of coutent, the ngttsrinz- of
spleen. uatiiy ires, the chesr.e- home the t.r
5iifea zc5wi AID deserted h=arth-;ns-e, and other
uauslss neZlects, without crime among t1enns nave
n-rrJE = o ;ne core O l44l
All pIutS1 there beyCr1 the reach %; cure, the germ
= tLrE despair On, nay ~ouaau Des1gs that .ght
zrrs-s. d1eiI the recollection 0f hsr youth, and
ehsrsng 5he iear idea q tbat tuuef1l time, a<aksn
All keep alive the promise she . kindly zave AId
though she may BE- the injured, Ut the InGrnZ one
the f5- g5ttenaui uot the forge;tug-a happy 4lI-
-i0n % ta= h1ur q peaceful lDse-a kindly S=.cone
u 4 comfortable hgUe-a smile 81 love. - bsnl-h
hostile s5ri.-. kiss II peace 70 pardon al the pat,
auf hArIe-t heart that Oczst Itssif within
the 5re1st of -elf-h man. Ei softsn her charms.
and BIZ her live 81 she hal hopsi, her years u
ma,ehIe.s bi.ss. loved. Ioving, and conienr-tbe
.9arce of eon1s5E: aud the spTIng of j1y-