The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-24
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An ex spirit fellow-a tobacco chewer.
Cure for topers- Cough mixture.

An ex spirit fellow-a tobacco chewer.
Cure for topers- Cough mixture.
Ink is caustic which burns oftenest the fin
gers of those who use it.
Every art is best taught by example; rood
deeds are productive of good friends.
What kind of drum is that which cannot be
beaten A conun-drum.
When does candle resemble II tombstone Z
When it is set up for late husband.
Villains seldom train vines over cottage
doors.
Vice stings us even in or pleasures. but
virtue consoles us even in our pains.
A novel may be very old, and yet what is old
can't be very novel
The once favorite musk is entirely discarded
from thu recherche perfumery.
EY- In character, in Affection the ideal is the
only real.
Ey@The song of the Siamese Twins-"We
we've boys together"
1"A lawyers brief will he brief before
free thinker thinks freely,
IyBulwer Lytton began to write verses at
six years Of age.
ay'The feeling is often the deeper truth, the
opinion the more superficial one.
1t is truth not often realized, that men must
be already wise in order to love wisdom
EyNothing is further than earth from heav-
en-; nothing is nearer than heaven to earth.
Among the cuIosities in late Dublin paper
are, ''Lines on the death of an unborn infant I"
"A little man in passion is sometimes n
most dangerous thing. SO also is a little State
Young lovers are called turtles and they
are generally green turtles.
-. Fortune may find pot, bat your own
industry must make it boil,
Buchanan is now generally designated
in Washington as "Old Poultice"
When we think of good, angels are 81
lent; when we do it they rejoice.
Thunder threatens but never strikes.
the bolt comes from the silent source
~ Few men are much worth loving in whom
there Is not something well worth laughing at.
" The music master who beat Time is 90.
ing 10 race with his shadow.
1t has been said that we can earn genuine
manhood only by serving out faithfully and
steadily the period of boyhood
Wa must not undervalue physicians. Perhaps
the fabric of society would fall without them
they are its pliers.
A chap on being asked what be would do if
he was banished to the woods, said he thought
he would split.
Little boy-"Father, know how to fire off
the guns and cannons of earth, but who is tall
enough to touch off thunder?"
Every man cherishes in his heart some object
some shrine at which his alteration is paid un
known TO his fellow mortals.
An envious man repines as much at the man
ner in which his neghbors live, as if he main
tanned them.
Good temper is like sunny day--it sheds a
brightness over everything; it is the sweetener
TO toll and the soother of disquietude
~ The criterion of success in calico print.
ing is that the prints should come off with fly.
ing colors.
| 70 The heart has often been compared to the
needle for its constancy; has it ever been sc
for its variations?
GB Cornelius, the celebrated painter, at the
ripe age OF "a, has married girl of 20 at Berlin
Prussia.
sB little management may often evade ;
resistance which a vast force might vainly striv,
to overcome.
REMEMBER.-No man can avoid his owl
company-so he had best make it az good a
possible.
y Every household has its pet names N,
Jones enchants his helpmate by calling her hi
idol Jones however, privately spells it Idle
do you want to employ carpenter ?" sal
a yankee mee' anic TO planter whom he me
on Mississippi steamboat. NO" was the re-
ply, Il bought a couple of carpenters the othe
day"