Council Bluffs bugle. [volume] (Council Bluffs, Iowa) 1860-1868, 1861-10-09
ARTEMus WARD SEES THE pnrwrw
NAPOLEON -

= An0 SEES THE PRIMO
: NAPOLEON.
: aotwithstandin haint writ much I
the papers of late, nobody incident aatt
e eheirsslVas that the underlined il detg.
t on the coutry, 'fi still liver which wor
E wa spoke By Danyii Webster, who Wa
able maH. Even she old.line whips
boston will admit that. Webster il Il,
now howsosFer and his mantle has nrhl
~ fell into the hands of sum dsaler l., D,
hand close, who can't sell it. Leasswa,
nobody pears 70 be be goin rouad wear
is to any partieier extent, now q davs,
ihs regiment of wtom.I was kurual bn4,
Y concluded they was better a&ianted :
Home CARDS, which accounts for ye,,,y n,
neaFin of me, ear this, where the bau,m
tue thickest and where tho eannn
doth roar. But as q American citizen
shall not cease TO admire che rnasteyIv nd
vance our troops made On Hasbinpta
from Bull Run, short time ago. Itwa
vel dun spoke to my wife bout il a
the time, My wife she sed IL was wal
dun.
Ii havin theFe4 bin detarmiugsl 10 nsy
tect BaldInsVilte at all hazzurds. nnI a
vas no apprehension of iu,neiit danger
thet L'woald 60 orf onto q plesuro tower
Aecordinly put On q Clean Billed shir
and started for Washinton. went thai,
to see the Prints Napoleon, and not q
see the place, which | will take occasion
20 o6saTve is about as oninterestin a la.
calIty as there is this side of j. Dayin,s
sutur home, if he ever does die. and wber,
reckon they'll make il so warm for him
that be viii 81 for his summer elosa. l.
Is easy ennd TO see why maa goes TO the
poor house or the penitentiary, IL Is be-
eawse he can't help it. But whv be shud
voluntarily go and live in Washiuton is
sntirely bsyond my comprehension, and I
can't say no fairer nor that.
put up to leedin hotel. I Saw the
landlord and sed, fHow dye do, Sauare2'
FIFTY cents, sir," vas his reply.
''Half q dollar. We charge TWENTY
i've cents for IOokia at the landlord and
hfty cents for speakin Co him. II v,,o
Sant supper boy will show Jon to the
dinin room for twenty five cents. Your
room bein in the tenth story 1t will eost
you dollar to be shown up there.n
How much do yea AZ a man for
Dreathfn in this equinomieal tagvun 9''-
sed |.
ten cents Bseth," was his reply.
Washinton hotels il very reasonable In
heir charges. IN. B.--This is sarkas-
sum-
sent up my keerd to the Prints, and
vas Immediately ushered before him. He
.eceiVed me kindly and axed nae TO nit |
iown. @-
Il hay cum TO pay my respecks to you,
lartT.'
81 am quite vel, /" he sed. "Air voa |
yell, sir f''
"Souad as eass 70 | answered.
he seemed to be pleesed with INV wavs,
'nd We entered into conversation 10
'nets
Shows Lewis ?'' | axsd, sud ba saa
DO emperor was weii. Eugenv WIS like
wise well, he ssd- Then / axed him was
.swis good proVider2 did be cum hum
rfy mites 7 did be parfoom her bedroom
{ onseasouable hour with gin and tan.
u Did be go 30 ''the Lodge on mites
fhen there wasn't any Lodge 7 did he of.
eu naT 60 60 down 60 wn 10 meet friepdY
"a ne hav extensive acqaaint.gase
mong poor young widders whose hus-
ans was in Californy? ? To all of which
uestions the Prints perlitely raplide, Civ
d me to underssan that the Emperor was
ehavin woii. r- -..g
ssI ak the these questions, nv rnval
eek and most noble highness and impe-
Iais, oecaws | am anxious 10 know bow
e stands al Enan. know he's smart.
Ie is cunnin, he 10 longhsded. he is deem
he Is CRATE. But onIess he as good he,flI
one down With crash one of these davs
I'D tbs BonyPasts will be bustid up agin.
let yer life p e
I" lAar you preacher, sir 20 be iaanired
itely sarkaaticul. II
s'No SIR. But blseve Ia morality, n
kewise b eeys in Dsetin hoases. Show
le place where there isn't any Meetiu
oase and where preachers Ia never seen
nd L'H show yoaa place where old hats
Ir stuffed into bFakan winlers, where the
1ildern air dirty and ragged, where gates
aF 40 hinges, whare the wimin air slin-
aod, and where maps of she sasyifss stwild
Ind'' asr painted apon Eaen's shirt bug
ANA with tobacco ioocsl That's What
IL show you. Les us consider what the
sreacheza do foR III before we aboose
m.1 II
He sea be aidn's mean 10 ahooss The
srgy. Mos ut all, and be was happv to
70 that | was interested In the Bonypart
Aaily.
'sIt's grase family sad /. ssBus
Icy scooped the odd man ia,n
ssHoH, sir IL
z 'sNapolaaa she Grand. The BrItisaers
'ooped him sas5g asefIoo. He wanted 10
. TOO znaehs assd he did kgl Thew aas,or,- 4 /.
him In at Waterloo, aud lsasuhsaksnt- 4
died nj Sc. Halsss There's where ths
rasesI military man shis wsria ever rr,a- !
'ssd pegged oaE. Etwsa ratser hard ID
,usiae such ,aaan gs hszs 10 Es. H,.lauv
spena his l$rsf days isa ksschan ssankk,s
y, and waidin up and dewn she sarsagv
saeh In . military sioks tlrwwa s,fely !
'3und hina, (sea picsas hooks, i bsat Nd Il / ]
~. He'd oa the ATuayl' Ishasa wsm
: larss wordss 80 ha bad bin. n waaI !
rats. Denst ! wish we bad i pair " is1s
q bsase@ 20 eosnaaaaa san Of oar Brig
IDS ~ s 4s
This plsessa Jsrons and aa sak saaA !.
a.saly hy shs hand. s II,
4 sAliEanEias shs 0safs was puakins. Il
snsinnersd, baa Napolean Mss purkiS.s-
Il Aise weps b@enNs thsra uas rk ..-,ra \
oFi<ss VI scoep, nad tn<nl souk q, t2rink.l