The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1861-05-15
cADlz OHIO, WEDNESDAY, MAY Is, 1861

:. moose papert Now, my love; III serve you as
}. you served Thomas If you don't quit those ex-
9 asperating conumdrums, and get some rest
' I'm spraned and can't kick? Oh YOU vulgar
0 monster! you unrefned creature! you're bear
:, Rasher, and you know it, or yon never
could make such a comparison. What? You
t SIC mischief a-Bruin, since I've got to calling
you bear? Which reminds you to ask VIII !
! you and those hops are alike? Hops again!--
} Both a.bfewin? You had that over onse be-
lore wouldn't repeat myself if | we're you.
Why are you like my new watch, when you
make the same pun twice? Because you're a
repeater? Well, a wish you'd be like it in an .
other respect--l wish for mercy,s sake you'd
run down. Now, husband, for goodness gra-
cious sake, what are you about? Going to send
for nurse to come to care Of my first and
only? Get back into bed / only hope that
the cook will leave without getting YOU anv
breakast--it would serve you right guess
when you get up in the morning, and find no
waiter in the dining ROOM no cock in the kit.
chen, and not even fire in the furnace or range
you'll realize what you've done. If the cook
does stay to get breakfast, advise you to be
careful what you eat, and notice il your coffe
has any strange taste, for she's a high tenn
pered thing, and she may put some Of that
yermin destroyer you lately brought home
lately, into your food You don't believe cook
is so old fashioned as to have pieson for break. |
fast
There, he's really asleep at last! wish I /
could drop off as easily But must torment
myself with wondering if my iewelry Is all sa fe,
and what | shall do for a new set Of servants
suppose Rosine will expect me to make her
present OF that new silk, now that I've detect
ed her getting the first wear of 1t. shall tell
MI IF fhakt tr:oi
her taking her. hope; for she's so excruciat
irgy nice about her clothes, she won't relish the
idea Of her waiting maid wearing the best of
EN-, every time she's out; and p, 1haps the Or
dor Of an Irish pipe hanging about the waist of
it, when she goes to put it on.
hope Thomas won't tell about my asking {
him how to seat my company at dinner, and
how to dish out the Das1olas with Ratafas and
the BarGrtnn Cream.
What was | saying about Thomas? Moth
ing, to you. | thought you was fast asleep. :
dear! suppose all the world is coming A.
way from MIS-. Cornells grand party about this {
time; and here | am, instead of having been /
there in my new dress, laid up in bad with a !
lame limb, and the servants acting like dstrac-
tIon, and everything at skies and sevens. | r
nope the new year won't begin as unpropitious [
rs 1t threatens. If Rasher should really fall "
II nahes me SICK 10 think OF 1t! 1t will be =
yreat deal harder to 60 back to our old way of :
wing than as 1t we had never LEFT it. and the a
'oor girls! their prospects will be ruined RASH
# can't feel about 1t as do, Or he wouldn't be
% ready to laugh and joke. I declare, If he
sn't laughing in his sleep! Rasher! Rasher! p
What are you dreaming about? dreamed | as
vas kicking Thomas down the steps, and when D
he got up groaning told him he needn't grunt, q
or 1t was all sham pain; that, because he was q
90 full OF cupshe needn't think he could set in r
nd sauce, sir! TO clear out, and never let me Il
ee his TACO again; and If he made any COM. q
laint ofa asalt, I'd have him pnt in a ceiIab!- La
md so he left, and now it's all right. Good n
ight, Mariert' y