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OANFORD'S LIVER 1HEI9Ch.
u AD0R never Dehilitstas. Il y soA1oz7sS
Entirely fee FROM GUNS and has hscuss q -
tAblshe6 net : Standard Medicinei know AK -
proved b. ~ have 1ssd 4, and bnoz nllrtA
% with eonadsnos IN al Diseases for Whica al
It has cured thousaRdE within thsaEttHOTaan
Who had given up alE AoF9 Of relal e To-
numerous un1oheifed Perunoat8R ~ pos14
ne dose must Be- edaD- tsd % tie temps mn
q the individual taElnG- Hsandq9ednsuch ~
Let The distatss Of Ioar5 lj1dgmsat Fziss ~
The use Of the LIEER& MFIGOEAIORs and
u1n cue LrFER C0N-l FLAl1I1s bUroqH A
EAcKs, DTgPEesn,CEoN-H 70 DLAElHoAs 8VHHM
OoNrLAnTs, DKsEEfElx EDEoRsEi SQUR sHoHAcL
HnITUAL CosFTvEHEs, lCHoLlcI CHoAElA q
EAEEUH, FLAIUEEECL III NDIoEs EEHAEl
SIN sns 54f SazDfSsifssFsia lf =
s1FS s1cT HFADICHE@ a fhS1sands en- -
on EEA-E 6POONSTULARET A
KIN at the commenoe-l iment ofths stack.
an Wno US it are giving thsir testimony IN q
nMix vatgsi In the mouth with The Invizorata
PR1CE ONE DOLLAR 3 BOTFLE.
Also Saniordis Family CRthartic Pills.
OomDoundsd IRON Pure Fegsts5ls Extracts. snd y
up in GleE8 Gases, AIR Tight, and yin
Esop ~ any climate.
activo OathaEtios which TIE proprietor has used n
rs Fraction mure than tueEtT yeaFa.
We 5Si S SSasis onI I asdFe fSsl iRg s'R S5s s'a -
ton which all express inz regard 70 thsfr use, las
49, MMAN1 NMAaLAA NN TIL y .Na
The Profession WenZ kroa thai dlH8ranfoa
tharticg act % difsrent- portions ofthe boWala.
Iho Family UafharticA PHI has, with due mar
once 70 this wan a1tab-I ni1had mct, been COM
pounded ron 8 Varistyt0 hf TIE purust NegeebE
Extraeta,Whiah act HfaL on every rart Of the All
m0nfurY canal. and araL-. COOP end lETa 10 eN
oaaea where a CafhrrtfcE 81 needed such g De
Of the 3tom-@ ach, 5ieeplne8, Pains tx
the Back and Loind, Cog-A nFlneui Ea1a ana s0EB
naas over the Whols BodyL iron sudden cold, which
II ueglsctsd, end II Q long c0url8 81
Fever. Los 81 Appe7E nt9J = Creeping EaGa
ion OF Cold oEsr the Body, Reafloa8noaa
Haaf-Acho, or HaightfH IN tbs Heed, all Iufam
natoU Diaeagol. Norm4O in Jhldren or Adults
1haunnfigm. 3 Groot furlu1r Of the Blood and mnnr
1iIaalel 20 which le11 "a haiF, too numerous % Wn
IN this adFsrtsquent does
EHLlE %
Iho Liver Lnvigorstor and Family sfharf
flls are Etalea ~ DrusliI8 generally, and sold
Wholesale b. the Ir1dG "a an the InrQe foura.
3L-M. bANEORR M.D
- Aa1ulcturor and Prepriet0Ef
Ill4a - n~roatUEV. Nee lork.
saRlgIdl Livg lnEiEorator and C.th.rus
cHtRCHTLL 4 BRO, pruz-ss
- . v. cor. Pub. Square and Ontario :
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Try MY MEDIOIRRsul
Try but a single Dose ofthe
LIE P 1 L L Sill
TRY THEMI
BE sATIsFIEDll
BE CUREDIiI

PREPARED By
DIR. WM. B. M0FFAT,
$50 Broadway, New York.
AND for sale By an Druggists and Medicine
Dealers. Ruce-Pllsi - cents per box; Bifters. 81
P0 oo lmd1Wly.R6
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Optical.

Rfdetieal GEd Scientific OphciGa
Keeps thelargest assortment Of the most improved
kinds Of SPECTACLES. All his Glasses, whether
for near or f6r sighted, are ground under bis own
Inspection BY machinery ofa new construction, with
the greatest care, so ~ to suit the eyes in all cases,
curing Weakness, Dizziness or Inflammation Of the
dne sewing.
M. BOlomonaon would hereinf0rm the public that
he mover employs any one In the sale Of his henbs8.
10 Also, . splendid assortment ofSPY GLASSES,
HOROSCOPES COMPhSSES, &C., on hand.
~ ARFIEICIAL EYES inserted without pain,
IS perfect as natural.
OEgIoE-No- 10 Superior street, under American
Hotter. April:d1w
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ULEYELAND & PITTSBURGH

OlsYelaeas Aoyemberz ~, 1850.
CLEVELAND & PITTSBURGH
OF RAILROAD.
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
To take effect on Monday, November 18th. Is5O-
Trains leave Cleveland daily, Sundays excepted as
s1GG. E.-Mal for Pittsburgh, Wheeling and New
sis ?. n.-AcoOmmodatiOn for Ravenna and MiusrS-
s:45P ?. H.-Ezpress for Pittsburgh and Wheeling.
CONNECTIONS.
Both Trains make direct connections with Pam
ylvaniA Railroad for Baltimore, Philadslphia, New
York and Boston. Also with Baltimore 4 ohio Rail-
road for Baltimore and Washington CITY. Also. con-
meet at Hudson for Akron and MiIlersburE.
~ Time b. this route as quick and fars will be
the same as BY Northern Lines e New York
z R. MYERS. G T. AGENT. nS SIg
CLEVELAND & ERIE r. r.
1851. WINTER ARRANGEMENT. 1861
On and after Monday, November 26th, 1860. Pas
ssnger Trains will run as fJIoWs;
LEAVE CLEVELAND.
$50 A. n. express MAIL TRAIN-Stopping atall
Stations except Wieklide, Mentor, Perry,
gnionyille and saybrook; and arrives al
Erie a. l:soP H. Dunkirk 420P r., But
SO n. JoENEAUT AooOMMODATIoN4stop-
800 ,. X. EfaHF ExPREss TRAN-stoDping at
Painesyills, Ashtabula and Girard only; ar
EiYss Ct Erie l2;4SA. n, Dunkirk 500 In,
LEAVE ERIE.
s:2OA A. n. NIGHT EXPREss TR~AIN-stoppfne at
Girard, Conneaut, Ashtabula and Paines-
vile only arrives ct Cleveland 7:l5
$50 A. \. EXPRESS NAIL TRAIH-StODpiRE a
all Stations except SaybroOk, UnfonTfle,
Parry, Mentor and WiekifEe, and arrives AZ
Cleveland at Gas P. n
ACCOMMODATION TRAIN will leave Connssut
atesO0 A. n, stopping at all stations, and
arriving at cleveland at 9:5 4. N.
An the trains going westWard connect At Cleveland
with trains for Toledo, Chicago, % Cincin-
natl, ST. Louis s&c.i and al the trains going eastward
connect at Dunkirk with the trains ofthsE Y. AZ.
Railroad, and az Buffalo with those ofths New York
Central and Budelo b New York City Raflroada.
Cleveland, Nov. q 1850.
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XXI ERIE PAPER COMFY
Manufacturers Of PRINTING AND BOOI
RAPhAY are nov prepared to supply al orders Hifb
. superior quality Of paPer and On hyorabls term.
\. W. TAfL0R, Agent
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DEPARTURE OFTHE COMMISSIONERS
FROM WASHINGTON.
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MOFFAT's PHGNIX BITTRRSiu
ave Deen happily used for the cure OF Fever and
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In affections Of the head, sick headache or nsrvou-
these Pills will be found to pOssrss M
most salutary efficacy.
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MMERCI
CLEVELAND mARKRT-APRnu N

y II
FLOUR-steady at quotations, with but little
doing aside from the local transactions. Sales of
90 bblS good extra red at s{,62H, and 50 do common
extra at $3.50.
WHEAT-Firm, at Sl,o4 for red, and sI,Is for
white. Tha latter is in light supply, in fact, it is
almost out Of market, and there lie none coming for
ward.
CORN-sale a car yellow from store at ssc.
SEEDS-Clover is in demand at $500. Timothy
duh at S2,62H@2,75.
HGHWINEs-steady, at l5o. Sales Of 50 bbls.
SMOKED MEATS-Sales Of 1900 Bs country
cured Hams at &c; 1900 ne do Shoulders at &c.
BUTTER-Dull at yesterdays quotations.
EGGS-Light demand at &c.
CHEEsE-G Good demand. Sale of 1000 Ms Western
Reserve at SIC.
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JEFF. DAVIS WON'T OPEN THE WAR.
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From the Examiner, Norfolk, VAL
They have been tested In more than a thousand
cases, with entire success.
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DR.. MOFFAT'S LIFE MEDIOINEgU /
Should be taken in the early stages Of Billions Com
plants; and Il perseyered in strictly according to
directions, will positively effect a cure.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-04-12

A LAaAAAhoAg 2toAAoAAH Val
Oephalic Pills accomplish the object for which
they were made, viz; Cure Ofheadschs In ali It's forms.
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Tae Position Of Fer, PioEens,
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FROM NEW R

NEW YORK, April II.
Lieut.. Talbot and R. f. Chew arrived here to-
day.
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Cleveland. Nov. a, ls5O. suSt
CLEVELAND, COLUMBUS 6

Cleveland. Nov. a, ls6O. supt
CLEVELAND, COLUMBUS &
CINCINNATI RAILROAD.
is6l. WINTER ARRANGEMENT. 1871
On and after Monday, November 18th tsee pa,.a,
ger Trains VIII leave Cleveland Is follOWs.
$40 an. n. Z. q Cincinnati xpress-stoppipg At
6erea8 9rattons wellington, New london.
SALEM Shelby and all Stations south 81
Snelpyl reaching columbus at l:4O P. n,
glnclnnaf1 a. IO0PsM.
10 Z. \, Night Expre9s-Stopping ct all s~tations
n0rth Of Ga1OnS Gilead, CardinRtOn, Ash-
ley, Delaware and Lewis Center, and an
other stations, to leave passengers only.
Essenlng columbus ct l:SO A n and Gin
CONNECTIONS,
ShoipJf oenQu5ky Mansfield B Newark Railroad. for
hsnsneld' NJ. Vernon, Newark, GAINESVILLE,
Orestiine, Pittsburgh, Fort Wayne 4 Chicago Rail.
road, Tor Forest, Upper Bandusky, Delphos,
Lima HorL wayne Laporte, Chicago, &C.,
west, and East for Mansheld, Wooster, Mas.
stllOn, &C.
Gallon aud BellefOntaine Railroad Lima for Marian
Beilefontaine, Sidney, Union, Muncie. IN.
annapolis. Terre Haute, Vtncsnnes, EVeua-
vile, Louisville, Cairo, st. Louis, &c.
DELAWARE WITH springfield, Mt. Vernon and Pitfs-
burgh RailrOad for Springfield.
columbus, Little Miami q Columbus, and Xsuia
AairoadS for AeniR, Dayton, 1ndianaDolis,
Ierre haute, 81. Louis, Morrow, LOVsland,
and Cincinnati, and with the Ohio 4 Mis-
sa9lppi RAILROAD at Cincinnati for Louis
VILE Evansville, Cairo, Sc. Louis, and an
points on the Ohio river.
Columbus, Central Ohio Railroad for Newark. Zsues.
vile, Wheeling, &C., Columbus, PiGua and
Andlana RAILROAD kr PiQua, Urbana, &C.
Tor Tickets 70 all points and nformati0n an
ply at the Union Ticket Omcs, 81 SUPERIOR strssf, q
at the Passenger Station.
+. $. FLINT, Superintendent.
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q pllOus luu LIFeI OOmnIalntsl Win { cir many
Pain and Oppression alter meals, Giddfness, DizIi.
ness, Heartburn, Loss OfAppetite, are acknowledQed
10 b vastly superior 70 anything ever before offered
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-04-12
MoFFAT's PILLS AND BIFFERsltl

But Il IL unnecessary to enumerate the many cases
in which these purely Vegetable Medicines have
been srccessful, but let us inquire; WHY arc fhsv ~
universal In their happy effects
Because they PURIFY THEBLOUD, and thus re.
move all causo Of disease IN the System.
Because they act powerfully upon the secretfons oF
the body and remove all impurities at once.
Because they do not reduce the system, but ipVig-
orato it-thus requiring no restraint from iessnrs
or business during their Operation
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FROM pm

PHILADELPHIA, Aprilu.
All the officers at the Yard had been ordered
to be ready for active service within ten days
and to report to the frigEtes Minnesota on the
lst and the Mississippi on the 18th OF May.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-04-12

from the Democrat, st. Cloud, MIMI
Ityou are, or have been troubled with the head
ache send for a box, (Cephslic Pills,) 80 that you
may have them In case Of an attack,
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spEn.an ICY yo Ifsfi CARLISLE, Agent.
CLEVELAND AND MAHONlN9
~ IA L D.
TTME TAgIE No. ls-To take effect on ans alter
Thursday March 2lst, 1851.
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NO HGHElNe TILL SATURDAY
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TIE koEBEENEs or VESSELS
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ACUTE OR INFLAMMATORY RHEUMATISM.

ANTHROsIA CHRONIOA, or O-HRoNICRHEU-
diseases, which are among The
most pain al, and. by ignorant treatment, the most
inYeterate TO which suffering humanity Is liable, are
cured, speediy and permanently cured, by a proper
course Of the Lie PIE and PhoniX BItters.
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Gi0thiua.
TAYLOR & DICKSON,
CLOTHING WAREHOUSE
NOS. IS AND 81 WORTH STREET, HEW YORK.


CLOTHING WAREHOUSE,
NOS. IS AND 81 WORTH STREET, NEW YORK.
Alarge Stock Of CLOTHIHG fer sale hr cash or
good credit. We will not refuse the latter. but idess
times prove that nothing Is 80 good IS the formsr,
anu to such buyers we will giUs every adganfags.-
There has never been q time n the history Of the
trade when We haEo manufactured
CLOTHING so CHEAPLY,
and this advantage We viii DIVIDE with our cu1-
toners, or give them the whole Of tif rsquirsd only
give rs the CASH, and ou shall have the goods at
Your Own Price.
WORTH STs., CORNER CHURCH ST.
Near uadin, Mellen B Cos nsW Store
fsb92-332
ShTA SILAs sMITHCans
Ssoeks, Umbrella
SeGUb FURNISHING Go0Ba carpet Bags
Gloves, lassupariOr street. Dressing
- OLEvELAND, OH1o, 9
H, johnson BOuss,
Usd%shTh opposite Money Bels
DTau@5 American house PortmOsAies
Fdyb sHIRTs MADH TO Combs
Sanzd.rs ORDEB Tooth, hair
SIouldy and warranted to GothesE
Braces. FIT. Nail Brushes
A MAT ASSORTMENT OF CUSTOM MADl
CLOTHING.
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cleveland, March 20, 81. supsTinisndsnt.
GREAT NATIONAL ROUTEl
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s%PALDING's PREPAREp GLUT

D8-A single bottle Of s~PALDING's PREPARED
GLUE Will save ten times its cost annually. "a
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Persons whose constitutions have become IMPAIRED
y the inJudicious use Of Mercury, will find thess
Medicines q perfect cure, as they never fail 10 eradi.
cate from the system all the effects Of Mercury. ind
ntteiy sooner than the most powerful preparatious
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YPnLANTI, Mich, Jan. "A, 1901.
Ma. s~PALDINs,

Not long since / sent to you for a box Of Cephalic
Pills for the cure Of the Nervous Headache and Cos
tiYeness, and received the same, and they bad so good
an effect that / was induced to send fore more.
Please send BY return mail. Direct to
AR. WHEELER,
Y~psilanti, Mich.
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From the Advertiser, Providence, R. II
The Cephalic Pills are said to be q remarkably sf-
tective remedy for the headache, and one Ofthe very
best for that very frequent complaint which has 5V-
or been discovered.
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LANDS OF ILLINOIS.

No STATE in the Valley Of the MssissippioGsrs 50 great
an Inducements the seulef IS he Stals q Illinois
There Is no portion Of the world where all the cond-
tons Of climate and soil 50 admirably conbine 70 pro-
ducs those two great staples, CoET and WW4r, as the
Pruiries Of Illinois.
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The most horrible cases ofScrofula, In which the
Face, Bones and Limbs Of the victim had been prey
ed upon BY the Unsuitable disease, are proved By un-
deniable authority Of the sufferers themselves. to
5e Medicines, after all Others had been found more
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-04-12

OF the Stats les within the zone Of the Cotton regions
while The soil Is admirably adapted % the growth o
Tobacco end Hemp, and the Wheat IS worth IRON IS q
20 cts. more per bushel than that raised further north.
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[FrOm the Western B. r. Gazette, Chicago. H.
We heartily endorse Mr.. ~spaldiRg, and his unri
vailed Cephalic Pills.
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HENRY O. SPALDNg,
No. IS Cedar ST., N. Y,
DEAR SrR:
Enclosed find twenty-five (25) cents, tor which send
box Of "Cephalic Pillg." Send TO address Of Rev.
VIM. U. Filler, ReynOldsburg, Franklin 20, Ohio.
hour Pulls work like a Headache al
most instanter. Truly yours,
VIZ. Q. LIE
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RICH ROLLING PRARH LANDS.

The deep rich loan Of the p~rairies Is cultivated With
such Wondsrfulh facility that tho farmers o. the nstsrn
and Middle States are moving 70 Illinois IN great nun
bers. The area OF Illinois Is abou. equal % that Of IN
gland, and the soil Is 80 rich that IL will supportsWenty
millions uf people.
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MOVEMENT OF wAsHINaToN TROOPS
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They have been tested in more than a thousand
cases, with entire success.
from the Democrat, st. Cloud, MIMI
ache, send for a box, (Cephslio Pills. 50 that you
may have them In case Of an attack,
From the Advertiser, Providence, R. II
The Cephalic Pills are said to be q remarkably e-
fective remedy Tor the headache, and one Of the very
or been discovered.
[FrOm the Western B. R. Gazette, Chicago. M
We heartily endorse Mr.. s~palding, and his unri
vailed Cephalic Pills.
From the KsnAwha Valley Star, Val
We are sure that persons suffering with headache,
who try themt wall stick to them
From the Southern Path Finder, n. OIL
Try them you that are afflicted, and We are sure
that our testimony can be added 70 the already nu-
meEous nst that has received benefits that no other
TFrom the st. Louis Dsmoorat.l
The immense demand for the article CCsphalio PiIs)
Ia rapidly increasing.
IFrOm the Gazette, Davenport, Iowa.I
Mr.. SDalding would not connect bis name with an
srticle he did not know to possess real merit.
Iron the Advertiser, Providence, R. Il
The testimony In their favor Is strong, from the
most respectable quarters.
fFrOm the Daily News, Newport, R. L.
Cephalic Pills are taking the place Ofan kinds.
From the Commercial Bulletin, Boston.
Said to DO very eficacious for the headache.
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SPRUCE OREEK, huntington, Co, Pal
January la, 1851.
d. o. SPALoINa,
Sm:
You will please send me two boxes Of your Cepha-
lie Pills. Send them Immediately.
Respectfully yours,
JNO. b. BIM0ES
P. ST. have used one box Of your pills, and 6nd
them excellent.
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Nh. BPALBTNG,
SR:
l wish you to send me one more box Of your Ceph-
alic Pills, l have received q great deal Of benefit nom
them. Yours, respectfully,
MARY ANN SrOIKHOUsE.
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PROGREss OF THE wARu
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From the Ksnawha Valley Star, Val
We are sure that persons suffering with headache,
Who try them, viii stick to them
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1861-04-24
.FsEEs F0Es THE cow -

The editor Of ihe SchshaFia. q Y.,) Pat
riot thinks the Federal GovernnsGs repre-
sents the locomotive. and the Seeding States
the COW, in the following story:
When George Stephenson, the celebrated
Scotch engineer, had completed his model Of
a locomotive. be presented himself before the
British ParIimeut aud asked FOR the attention
aud support oftha, body. The grave N. P's
looking sneeringly at this invention, asked ::
So YOU have made carriage 20 run ouly by
stean, have youY Yes. my Lords.'-And
YOU expect your carriage to run on parallel
rails. SO that it can't 90 Of. do your YES.
nv Lords We'll, now, Mr. Stephenson.
| let u show you how absurd your claim IS
Suppose when your carriage is running upon
these rails az the rate of twenty miles an houi
Tifvou ara eItravegant enough to even sup
pose such a thing posSible) a COW should &c
in way You can't turn for her-what then
Then twill be bad for the COW my Lords
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! Izuntcr kncr 9Cice TrCcd.

As the time for tbv Hsv y AinIuE-ttation
approached, tue cgUEGS Shg ti.S's -: Wash
in :toB i,crrasei. Thc-s r!io max. tnvliI are
GOT Altogether iI,iajeF, ,lc,;. So.sr are on
Cfic1, boat CHIiJV. NAYS syrs e.: IiirIn have
.E fin'iInS c,,t where te-t - DEW. taeIr OvFu
stlkcS-aui inUIe, Nbst ;ust WuU.i b->s sUiJ
,hcir ceoils.. IL has cres cyiue - this
ih s,..-. have gone 80 lar d, 90 iU,k in;O iha
5IifeC, ~ Dcpsr;u,Cuts "a advance, AID t.
make inquiry OF the incg nt-Hi clerk s. TO the
pJoDsb.u Iiuie. &c, o! Ia, jces5se o. slCh -
An its auce OF this k,ud hs..geu-l the ether
I4y At t,,e P4,csi Oiice : lons LAB s5lel
Gsu>,c, .ith the rsrrst 'pa'ois,' walked IBto
the gary OF The fatsEt O.iec, presided over
by Professor Jili.,n, is;e Ui Cviu",bia Col
le.e, an ufGa'se gentleman. fne scL,llr, uo
pJl,;ci.u. but wiIh ,cI,se oi humor.
'Ms!, .'r4u-cE, kin | lrok't books here
'spoS. iasre prtisr property?
.CcTtairly.' .z;i Ihe Professor. - hat
book you'll s0a dy-ise?
Aui tie l'iyfc,,,.J matched towards the
case. Of heavy Ffru,h aud G-s''an i.s.,cs,
wls;cll ne kss 20 silt fo- tie k-ueht Of our IN
veut0Ts.
WA. I'd ike to see hs book stSy cal
the 'Iiieus Book
'Ak. sir. Ia sorry We havsst is here
You sre At liberty to rest any Of ;hs books
6bigs, ss b.ye.'
Pact Is. xani to fni on: the best berth
/ can; exJ,erIin' Mr. Liu,ia t. pu; IBe IN
1bcR he comes into Fourr. | T-ytbrr Ike
this bes.th. stranger. 'rlect you dau't ':-ui
ID stay, hay ? Nhst'- I;.e salary Could 1t
you Its tIis kBeS tls- ,iUiIs!'
Tn s,Iry, ir'en., 6" ,-y the salary hardly
pays for The Guiics. Il only sa-;yvG E5'd
earn bJ el5.e labos ia = cora d-.l OaI West >
Never miui ihui; what's the duties >
Think lin ion 'en =
.rra Bot lse,I eBoa:h ccqG7iBtsd vilh your
requirements 20 ansue-. FIRST, l have 70
keen AZ ess on al the books here
Wal. Ih=t's Ect - hard, guess could DO
tha, As we'll - aLy.'
Next have to make indexes, aud read the
proof of the Patent Ufics reports
That would come, guess BY little prac-
tice'
Then said the Professor with merry
twinkle, L have 10 translate for the use Of
the office from these books. most of which
have 90 cca.ui: to n,rtncsF; aud from the VI
t;ou, aueient aud mo9erB languages, inciu-
aia. Saoscrit, Hebrew, HindOo. Swedish,
Frcscb, German, Ch0ctoE, KickaPoo, Ca
nsBche'-
R-tore tie suave Professor had finished bis
Inventory, h;. Office seeking interlOcutor had
bis hss on, and prscipitated himself into tie
corridor, with : hasty-
'Tbat'll 90, stranger. Good day aud b
was gone.
Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1861-04-24
.en1s Of tI)e })oets.
RICga AID POOR.

l saw poor man enter where
The worshipcrs of God were seen,
His garments cheap and worn threadbare,
Yet all was tidy. neat and clean
l saw him take lonely seat,
And worship at his Saviour s feet.
saw. hard by, family
Dress'd out in satin. silk and gold,
Their look was naughty, proud and high,
Their gait was very stern and bold
They scarcely deigned to lock that way,
So POOR was he, so rich ~cte they.
looked again by faith ahead,
And saw the great white throne on high;
l saw the living and the dead,
All fastening tO the destiny;
The rich and poor were in the host,
And some were saved. and soRe were lost
l saw the man who years ago
Was dressed in tinsel, silk and gold;
But oh, how changed how full of Woei
What anguish aid his looks unfold
His lofty airs were fed and gone,
He stood wretch, uGSsye4l, undone!
I saw poor man clad in white.
Stand with the glorious seraPhim;
Angles that glow in rcalEts Of light,
Were not ashamed u be with him
Oh ryhn would not prefer TO he
\ sinner savei, though poor IS he