Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1861-03-06
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politics or religion"
Greedy says he objects to Cameron
beca1s. iii politics "Si,non says wig
wag' to frequently.
a joker says "you can certainly
retain a girls affection if you never
return them"
Gov. Pickcrs is an old togy-Mrs.
p. on the contrary, is perfect brick
charming Ill who look at her.
A fellow asks why dogs bark only at
a.fuN moon: Probably it is because
there is not enough Of q ueec moon to
produce L,nacy.
A New York negro named Gundy,
was fined last week for teaching Free
Masonry to niue South Carolina negros
who had just arrived. Gundy applied
= hot gridiron and charged them only
so each.
The Union ticket has carried Mis-
souri, by 5 to 10 thousand. Virginia,
Missouri and Tcnncsse-, insist that
the North will yet agree tos compro-
mise. We shall soon know. All the
border Slave States strongly dcnomce
coercion.
A German girl Of Is, ran away from
Horizon, Wis, with negro boy Of Is.
Ajustice at Fox Lake married them.
The negro swore they were both Of
"ge and the father of the girl has pros
ecutcd him for perjury. Does Wis
cousin permit such marriages?
The Milwaukee Neavs says 4 military
man Of that city insists on taking his
favorite boy to tho war down south.
On proposing to carry it on his back
tho mother objected "becausc tho child
will be the first to be shot,
Robert Dale Owen of Indiana, the
skcptic, the philosophcr,the spiritualist
and patriot, has made great speech
OH the crisis. He says our practical
contempt for the christian spirit is the
cause Of our dissensions. True.
Mississippi and Louisiana Commits
sioners are at Richmond pulling at Old
Virginia to join them; this she will not
DO, provided the Northern States arc
jnst and appreciate her efforts to keep
the family together.
The Republicans are row willing to
vote for a national convention to
am end the Constitution. This is too
slow a remcdy--tho patient will be
dead before the doctors reach the
chamber ofcouncil.
The paragraph going the rounds OF
the revolutionary Republican Journals
about Lincoln's Suffering death be-
fore he will consent to buy the privilege
oftaking possession of the Government,
&C., is one grand hoax used by such
journals to encourage the fire-eatcrs in
their party. Mr.. L. never said any
thing Q,,ite so foolish.
The Waukon Journal dcrounces
Greedy for quarreling with Cassius
Clay. Clay is for moderation and
compromise and Greedy is preparing
his batteries to fire on the new Adj
mnistration. His hatred Of Seward
will lead him to destruction.
Parson Brownlow's prayers seem to
suit the Republicans first rate. Ono
ofhis late wishes is that he had the
power to collect about one hundred
Republican agitators of the North and
sn unequal number Of secess,onists
South. 1wonld scorch then, in hell
10 that their friends could not recoe-
nize them and then hang the whole lot
Of them.
A man at wsllsville, Ohio, gave
Mr.. Lincoln two fine large apples: A
wag seeing the donation made yelled
out, "Say, Mr.. Lincoln, that Teller
wants the post Officer The apple man
felt himsalfpccled. At small town
in Indiana Mr.. Lincoln stated that he
received letter from young lady of
that place requesting him to let his
whiskcrs grow-Abraham asked the
young lady was present? A. reply Of
yes" was heard in the crowd and a
Miss Of II was passed up to him to be
kissed for giving the advice. The
Cincinnati Gazette, y Republican sheet
tells this story As witty i'll the President.