Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1861-07-18
GNoreester Daily Spp.

ehS dUOuI TWO years ago
to large and discriminatin awjince. | was
SO minits passin given pint. have revised
the orashun, and added sum things which
makes it approposser to the times than it other.
wise would be. l have also corrected the
examiners and punktooated it. ] do my own
p"Sltooatn now days. The printers in Van.
~ Fair office can't puntooate worth cent
Fetter Citizens I've bin honored with a in
wife to norate before you today and when l
say that l skurcely feel equal to the task, I'm
sure you will believe me.
Weathersfield is justly celebrated for her
onyins and patritism the world over, and to be
axed to paws and address you on this, my fust
perteshernal tower threw New Englan, causes
me to feel--to fell may say it causes me to
feel. (Grate applaws They thought this
was one of my eccentricites, while the fact is
was struck. This was between you and IL
I'm a plane man. l don't know nothin a.
bout no ded languages and am a little shaky
on Twin 0nes There4 expect no fowry talk
from me. What ! shall say will be the pint
wright strate out.
Pm not politician and my other habits ara
good. I've no enemy to reward nor Fl lends
to sponge, but I'm Union man. luv the
Union-lt is good thing-and it makes my
hart bleed to see lot of ornerly peple amov
ing heaven-no, not heaven, but the other
place-and earth TO bust it up. Too much
good blud was split I'M courtin and marry
in that highly respectable female the Goddess
of Liberty, to get divorce from her now
My own state OF InjianEa is celebrated for I'M
hitchin marrid peple with neatness and des-
patch, but you can't get divorce from the
Goddess up there.
NOT by no means. The old gal has behaved
herself too well to cast her off now I'm sor |
ry the picters don't Civ her no shoes or stock |
ms, but the band of stars upon her he'd must
continner to shine undimed, forever. I'm for
the Union as she air, and withered be the |
arm of every emery cuss who attempts to |
bust her up. That's me. hav sed. lit was |
very sweaty day, and at this pint of the ora. |
shun fell down with sunstroke. | |
told the awjince that considerin the large
number of putty gals present, was more
fraid of dawter stroke. This was impromp.
too and seemed to amOose them very much
Teller Citzens-I hain't got time to notiis
the growth Of Ameriky frum the time when
the Mayhowers cum over in the Pilgrim
and brought Plymouth Rock with them, but
every skool boy nose our kareer has bin tre
menjin. You will excuse me if don't prase
the erly settlers of the Kolonies. Peoule
which hung idiotc old womn for witches,
burnt holes in Quakers' tongues, and consined
their Teller critters to the tredmill and piery
on the slitest provocashun, may have bin very |
nice folks in their way, but l must confess 1 |
don't admire their stile, and will pass them
by. spose they meant well, and SO, in the
novel and technic langwidge of the nusepa-
pers "peas to their ashis" Thare was no
dskount, however, on them brave men who
fit, bled, and died in the American Revou.
shun. We needn't be afraid of setting 'em
up two steep. Like my show, they will
stand any amount of praise. G.. WASH.
INGToN was abowt the best man this
world ever sot eyes on. He was a
clear-headed, warm-hearted, brave, and
stiddy goin man. He NEVER sLoPT OVER
The prevailin weakness of most publick men
is to SLOP OVERT Put them words in
large letters.-A. w: they git filled up, and
sop. They Rush Things They trave' .wo
much on the high presher principle They
git onto the fust hobby boss which trots along,
not carin sent whether the beest is goir, clear
sted and songk te r gt throwed eventually
if not sooner. When they see the mutitood
goin it blind they go Pei Mel with it inst;d of
exertin themselves to set it right. They can't
see that the crowd which is now bearing them
triumphant.n on its shoulders will soon dis
kiver its error and cast them into the boss
pond of oblivyun without the slitest hesita-
shun.-WAsHINGToN never Slopt Over. That
wasn't GEORGES stie. He luved his country
dearly He was mt after the spiles. He was
human angil in a 3 kornered hat and knee
DrllCn4S, anu We SlldI sec HIS like TlSub |
away. My friends, we can't be ali WASHING.
TONS, but we kin all be patriots and behave
ourselves in human and Christian manner.
When we see brother going down hill to
Ruin let us not give him push, but let us
seeze rite hold of his coat-tais and draw him
back to Morality.
Imagine G. Washington and P. Henry in
the character of sesechers AS well fancy
John Bunyan and DR.. Watts, in spangled
tites, doin the trapeze in one-hoss circus!
l tell you, teller citizens, it would have been
ten dollars in jeff Davis pocket if he'd never
been bornl
Be shure and vote at least once at all cleo |
shuns. Buckle on your armer and go to the
poles. See two it that your naber is there.
See that the cripples air provided with car
riages. Go to the poles and stay all day. Be
WAR of the nfamus lie which the Opposi
shun will be sartn tu git up fur porlitercal
effek on the eve of eekshun. To the poles I!
To the poles and when you git there vote
Just as you darn please. This is a privilege
we all persess, and it is l OF the bootes of this
CRATE and free land.
| see mulch two admire in New Englan. |
Your gals in particular air abowt as snug bilt
peaces of caliker as | ever saw. They air |
fully equal to the corn fed gals of Ohio and |
Injianny, and will make the bestest kind ei
wives. IL SeUS my DubIuui Oh ule " IOoh dt
'em.
Be STILL my sole, be still,
& you, Hart, stop cutting up
du like your skoo houses, your meetin
houses, your enterprise, gumpshun, &C., but
your favert Bevrige disgust l allude two
New Englan rum. 1t is wuss nor the korn
whisky OF Injianny, which eats threw stun
jugs, & and will turn the stummack of the
most shiftss Hog. seldom seek consolashun
in the fowin Bole, but tother day | world
down sum of your Rum. The fust glass in
dused me to sware like an infooriated trooper.
On takin the sekund glass l was seezed with
a disire to brake winders, and arter imb.bin
the third glass l knockt small boy down,
pickt his pocket of a New York Ledger, and
wildly commenced readin Sylvannus Kobb's
last Tail Its drefful stuff-a sort of lickwid
litenin, got up the personal supervishun of the
devil-tears mems innards all to peaces, aud
makes their noses bossum as the Lobster.
Shun it as you would wild hyeny with fire
brand tiled to his tale, and while you are
abowt it you will do a fust rate thing Tor your
self and every body abowt you, by shunnin all
kinds of intoxieatin lickers. You don't need
'em moren a cat needs 2 tales, sayin nothin
abowt the trubbe and sufierin they cawse.
But unless your innards air cast iron, avoid
New Englan's favorite Bevrige.
My frens, I'm dun. | tear myself away
from you with teers in my eyes pleasant
oder Of Onyins abowt my close In the lang
wide OF Mister Catherine to the Rumuns, go
:, but perhaps shall cum back agn Adoo, Pc
'Isle of Wethersield. Be virtoous & you'll be
.4happy
Col. sIegel ON the Rhine.
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