New Orleans daily crescent. [volume] ([New Orleans, La.]) 1851-1866, 1861-01-01

i bHyohrrun for the LGgSlSbeTszF 5eI 4
!, 'f'erp fasssst think I'D stoep To be that
THURs-ned white as sheet
p,..,s,.. ..rfullest tones, d they know,d
ii with. They suneEed out Of
.lspolitics, I made bold 10 visit
seovel. std in Springfield. \ found the
Souns .-harler, surrounded By perfeek
iarnabotom. eekeFs; hne@ln a q. aaa. pseI
Keuns Ai;soaE on me reafliss sAissassp sp
hAssFNaER ans-sesl Les outyer main suEs, resf mum
sha Sats hFng NY say a s genuine
\. mariner landwaga. I know, becawz I've seen
sailor plays acted cut By them New York theater
1 @send in yer petishnn By s by. can't possibly
ofBsook at it now Indeed can. n oaposaiple'
sifn -s
Linken, what Do yoa speetI air2s sed I.
E5a Wall, sir.n sed ], 2 yous never more mistaken
i IN your life. You hain't got orice ID take under
lFf0fo circumstances: I'm 4. Ward VA Tigers y
llntfook Ike me--boshof Them. cum to pay
4 iendIy visit to the President
tates. If 50 you wants 10 Zee me, NV soaf
II ut, say 80, 4 Ind osf like q iag handie.s
\. &" Mr.. Ward, SIT down. am glad to see -ou,
A. Sssgepnss ia Ab-aham's faasur, sed one os ths
sse seekesa his idee being to get OFF COAX at
wall !" SEE /, aef III you felIerz repoae ID that
lIsome o. you'll" whereupon Old Abe bnttoned his
wesIit Il up and blusht like madfna 81 se IF
is. just a, this pint Of the conversation another
, warn ~ =. flee seekers argye & cum 1,;Ien inf,
sb ,psrlor q I'M wanted post oriGees sam wanted
enI1 ctershfns 7um wanted furrin Missions and
sSI va uted 5fI,fb n thought Old Abe Honia 20
He hadn't o ,ofe saah llme e. shake hands
,to IL ~ ses. His house and dooryayJ
Vas now psrfectIy ov flowed with office seekers,
all clameruss for IN ,nl thlsryieW With Old
If corr ,vGistra1 ip4e t3 aistook me for Old ~
AMI a5rerst M ii TIA s.P 5hayrie Flower Of tire
West." Thinks you wants ah ofliics pEsty bad.
to9 m w b XIV Was s. asaf i t
Pride Of the Boundiiss West .,f
Seq s. Square, you wouldn't tan :, 2 sRaif pest
nfi5 if you could get it, would yen
SSez he :. a patrt is abnv them thin. y; slr "
t9ghere's putty big crop Of patFits thls season,
ant there sqnare2t SEE f when anotla, = efosTa e.
and wooIshed ygas all full, and When another NJ
crowd cnrn I tod sleIn not to go away Ior Rant ~
room, as the hog pen Tas w. eapLf, 1as. ~
from small town in Nay M 4 n z
narler Where old Abe VAS esssleVerin5 to keep tie
hungry pack of offs seekers froi ia a ii. III
alive without the benefit Of clergy. r. I'LL ~ ~, as
reached the fire place he jumpt up brush wv a Wy
out of his eyes, and yelled 8 Don't mafasas,sS
ointment at the Spunkyilie post offs till g0a ss
read my papers. Al the respectful men i town
is signers to that there doekymeTt ~
| Good Godp' cried old Abe d they cum upon
me from the skze--down #, the !, chimneys and rem
the bowels Of the yeartha' H hadn't MoFsn got
ofice.seekers from wisconsin, in endeVerin to crawl
atween his legs for the purpossSos applyin fer the
togateship at MilwaWky, upset ths FTeslas ea
fire if hadn't caught him in these arms. But
I! hadn't more'n stood him up strate, fore another
man cum crashing down the chimney MS mead
strikn me Vicinity agin the inards and prostratin
nv vouptoons form onto the floor. 9 Mi. LlisiH.is
shoutid the nfatooated being, my papersis signed
by every clergyman in our town, ard likewise the
skoolmaster II
SEE /, yeu egrejis ASST gttin up and brushin
the dust from my eyes, q I'll sign your papers with
this bunch of bones, if you don't be little more
keerful how you make my bread basket g depot n
1 the futur. How do you like that air perfumery ~
4 seq 7, shuvng my fist under his nose 9 thems the
| kind Of papers I'LL Civ you'll Thenl's the papers
i 20 But workt hard for the ticket; toied mite &
I day. The patrit should be rewarded.n
"Virtoo,' = sed holding the nfafooated man by
/ Look at me!n He did look at me, and qGaied bel
! my gaze. "The fact isl | continued, lookin
round upon the hungry crowd :. there is scarcely
"a offs for every lie lamp carrid round during this
tcampane. I wish thare was wish thare was
Ifurrn missions to be filed on yaris lonely islans
where oppydemics rage necessarily, and i | was IN
Old Abe's place, I'd send every mothers son TO
them. What air you here for?a l continnered,
warmin up considerable, ..can,t you give Abe a
1ninnits peace? Go home, you miserable man, go
home & till the sile! Go to peddn tnware; go to
chopin wood go to biin sope; stuif sassingers
black boots; git clerkship on sum respectable
cart; so round as ORIGINAL Swiss bell ring
rs; BEGUN ORIGINAL and only Cambel Minstres;
D to ecturin at fifty dBers mite inlbark in the
eanut dismiss; write for the Ledger; saw Oft
your legs and go round gvin concerts, with tuchin
4 appeal to charitable publicfi printed on your
handbills; anything fur honest liyin, but don't
f~ome round here drivin Old Abe crazy by your
Il o9trajus cuttings up Go home. Stand not upon
y lie order Of goin but go to onct! u
g If in five ninits from this time, u seq !, puln
TINY new sixteen dollar huntin cased watch, and
randishin it before their eyes, ~ IN five mnits
A., H. ,,f rr 41srs
sre premises, III go out to my Gags near by and
tiny Boy Constructor loose & il he gifts amung
III, you'll think ola solferino has cum again and
mistake p You ought to ley seen them scamp
Mfr. Fair. They run orr as tho Satan hisself was
ter them with red hot ten prunged pitchfork-
M re mnits the premises was clear.
How kin ever repay you, Mr.. Ward, for your
ldness ~ sed Old Abe advancin and shakn me
lrmly by the hand. " How kin ever repay you,
BY givin the whole country good sound adj
ainistration. By poerin lie upon the troubled
4 ,aters, North and South By persooina PATRIOTIC
firm and just course, and then if any State wants to
secede, let lem seSesh!"
HOW bout my Cabnit Miustre, Ward ~ sed
Abe.
Fill it up with showmen! Showmen is devoid
y Of politics. They hain't got o darn principes
n They know how to cater to the public. They
Il know what the public wants, North and South
5 Showmen, sir, is honest men. Ell you doubt their
Literary ability look ut their posters, and see small
bills Ell you want Cabinit as is cabInit fill it
!. up with showmen, but don't Call The moral
/ wax 6gger perfeshun musn't be permitted to go
] down while there's drop Of blood in these vains.
i A. Linkin, | wish you we'll IF Powers or Wax
cult was 20 pick out model for beautiful man,
scarcely think they'd scrip you but ef you do the
fair thing by your country, you make Is pptty an
angel as any of us, or any other man! A. Llnkin,
p use the talents which nature has put into you jul
Q dshusly and firmly, end all will be WE'LL A. Lin
Q kim adoo" He shook me cordyully by the hand;
we exchanged pictures, SO we could gaze upon
4 each others liniments when far away from one
another-he at the helunl OF the ship of State and
e at the hellum of the show bizniss-admittance
a | only Is cents. ARTEIUs WARD.
If milk peddler. finding that his business was not
" lust what it should be, resolved to tack about and
sell asilt instead of milk and water, as he had for.
c merry done, and thus test the soundness Of the old
Il maxim about the policy of honesty. day or two
N after he had effected the aforesaid change, he was
told by one of his customers, a matronly lady OF
some experience in life, that he need bring no
more milk to her. In great surprise, he asked her
e the reason why. Because, said she, " the arti-
Gle YOU sold me yesterday was the strangest stuff
Il ever saw It had not stood three hours when it
s. had a nasty yellow scum on It'll must have the
Or real slablue article that have always been &C
in customed tG have