Mineral Point weekly tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1859-1868, 1861-10-29
Oarieties.

= Many wear dignity as they do clothes
all outside.
~ Railers at women are either weak fops
or vicious rakes.
The reward of thing well done is to
have done it,
= Moral remedies viii net eradicate phvs-
zeal needs
a pretty face attracts - good heart
generally secures.
Many live miserably and meanly, ius,
to die magnitcently and rich.
The fellow who took offence has not vet
returned it.
- Why is ice in thaw like philanthropy?
Because 1t gives ia all directions.
: Indulge in humor just as much as you
please, II Il i not IlI-aunor.
1t i less pain TO learn in youth than to
be Ignorant IN age.
- The pebbles IN our path weary as and
make Us toot-sore more than the rocks
Not every man who dives into the sea
OF matrimony brings up 4 pearl
: lie spake well who said that little graves
are the footprints OF angels.
- The blush OF true modestv is like the
soul OF rose IN the heart OF a lilly
nose who praise you in the beginning
VIII ask favors IN the end.
= Money is nothing il itself; it is useful
only when 1t departs from US
1t IS easier for the generous to forgive
than for the offender TO ask it.
- Men of needless charity make more
beggars than usurers DO
- Tie young lady who gives herself away
loses her seH-possession.
~ ImpossbilIties like vicious dogs, fly be-
lore HIM who Is not afraid Of them.
~ Laws are always multiplying lawyers,
and lawyers always multiplying laws
- Man and wife, like verb and nominaiive,
should always agree.
- He IS a poor general. who. like drum.
Is made Only TO be beaten.
Many pride themselves upon being wild
young men, WHO are only Wild beasts.
No man can leave better legacy TO the
world than a well-educated family.
= The cup Of Circe changed men to swine !;
that cup is common now it contains strong
wbiskey.
The snuff-taker is irrevereut she looks
upon Gods beautiful world merely rs some
thing 10 be sueezed at.
- It makes very material difference 10 a
lamb whether be Is gathered into the fold by
a shepherd a snake
~ In returning thanks. in an after-dinner
speech, Brown declared that he was .'too full
for utterance-"
- Be as CAREFUL not to provoke IN enemy
As you would to steer safely near u dangerous
reef
= TO all men the best friend is virtue the
best companions are high endeayors and hon
orable sentiments.
Morose men are undelIghted amidst all
delight, joyless amidst all enjoy ment, safe
less II the very lap OF safety.
- There are two classes Of men generally
IN the wrong those who don't know enough
aud those who know TOO much
A great deal of nonchala,,ce that passes
for philosophy Is nothing more nor less than
natural stupidity.
- Some men are 50 far-sighted they look
through and beyond objects, and swear they
cannot see them.
II The busy body labors without thanks.
talks without credit, lives without love, and
dies without tears.
- During an examination, medical stu
dent being asked. Nv hen does modification
ensue - he replied, When you pop the
question, and are answered No
= thousands are hated, whilst none are
ever loved, without real cause The anna
bic alone can be loved. In most situations of
lite the consclousness Of Innocence Is our best
shield and our frmest security.
- a pretty girl was lately complaining to
q Quaker friend that she had a cold. and was
sadly plagued IN her lips by chaps. Friend"
said Obedlah. thee should never let the chaps
come near Thy lips.
Money produces 4 magic effect upon
ones surroundings When We have il, every
thing with which We are brought in contact
resolves itself into round corners. while the
instant We have II not, they become protru-
dent and sharp
i say. boy, IS there anything to shoot
about here inquired 4 sportsman Of e boy
he met We'll" was the reply .uo,hii = lust
about here t. but tie scLoolmaster is down the
hill yondeF-you can pop hlm over"
1t seems 10 me I have seen your pl vsi-
ognomy somewhere before, said a swell. to a
stranger whom he met the other day "but
cannot imagine where" Very likely" re-
piled the other: " have been the keeper Of
prison for the las; twenty years"
Some years ago, a letter directed to
"Zrumfeiiavl. was received at the London
Post Office. Unable 10 find such person. it
was referred TO the sd,dns who louad out at
last that it was intended for Sir Humphrey
liavy, the great chemist
- = lady making inquiries of a boy about
his father, IN lntemperaie man, who had been
SICK tor some time, asked whether be had re
gained his appetite. No. ma'am,' said the
10y !" aot exactly his appetite is very poor,
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