Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1861-10-06
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Devotion is the twln-bud OF sincere affection
We may always joke when We please, If We
are always careful to please when we joke.
A man Acquires more glory defending than by
abusing others
s5wrrp first i1sfeFe year oVaH- aeoE, eTe g-on
sweep before your neighbor's.
Good fresh yeast, taken internally, is said 20
give instant relief in cases OF putrid sore throat.
Why should a sailor always know what
o'clock it is Because he is always going to
sea.
An old maid, speaking Of marriage says It IS
like any other Rscase--rbile there's life there's
hope.
Holmes, after telling that a dog was shot for
biting a woman's lcg, said it was a pity to shoe!
dog with such a fine taste
A man being commiscratrd with an account
Of his NTiics running away, said Don't pity
mt till she comes back again -
Indccision is our greatest daily sin. An IN
decided, vaeilating, man, never properly accom-
plishcs anything.
There is a good deal in the Arab s prayer 80,
God be kind to the wicked; To the good Thou
hast already been sufficiently kind in making
them good"
Remembrance Is a holy thrill that touches the
beautiful perennial blossoms Of memory, reyi-
wing the scenes Of yesterday, with al the fcrvor
thai human hope and fond idcality can know.
Friendship is the bright illmninator of all
hearts; it s0fcns our woe, heightens our JOY and
makes the soul feel that terrestrial bliss is some
thing more real than polite theory would teach.
Delay is daugerousi it is the isle of misfor-
tune whcTeon many true man has been inju-
diciously wrecked.
Love-a divine spark proceeding from the
heavenly trinity, iniusiHg into our being sub
lime power Of mutual devotion, and robing the
dark scenes of the future in all the brilliant ef-
frlgence which the sunlight Of a loving heart
can only reflect
To forgive an injury is the surest way of in
fiicting singing wound ON the heart Of the
injurer.
What a thrill of hope and trust breaks like q
cloud Of eTnine purity DER the sad and penitent
soul who meekly and sincerely prays for and
kindly receives the reward OF forgiveness,
A virtuous man who has passed through tho
temptations of the world, may be compared "a
fish who lives all the time in salt water, vet Is
still fresh
None are so fond Of secrets as those who dc
not mean to keep them; such persons coyet Sc.
crets as a spendtlHift cOyets money for the pur
! pose of circulation.
A vile wit says that a man being the only an.
imal that laughs, does so because he has no tai
10 shake when he is pleased.
During a great storm on the Pacific ocean
vessel was once wrecked, and a Quaker, tossing
to and fro over plank, exclaimed over IA crest OF
a wave to another who was drifting by on "a bar
rel, Friend, dost thou call this Pacihc!'
Are you not alarmed at the near approach o.
| the king Of teuOrs ~ said a minister to a sick
man. "Oh, no l have been living six and
thirty years with the queen Of teTors-the king
/ cannot be much worse"
/ Old Bachelor Sheer would like TO know whaa
/ kind Of a broom the young woman in the las
new novel, used, when she swept back the rayer
ringlets from her classic brow.
An Irishman III New Haven, being called OF
/ for his excuse for not cnlisting in the Lincoln
army, responded that he couldn't run we'll
! He was passed over as wholly disqualified.
If man 'pursuos path, ;" is the path sup
| posed to run away from him OF what thick
ness is ''linc Of conduct ?" When a clocl
''runs down." does it ever eapsize itselfl
The papers relate an anecdote of beautiful
| young lady who had become blind, having recoy.
cred her sight after marriage. Whereupol
Snooks wickedly observes that it is no uncom
mon thing for peoples eyes to be opened by mat
rimOny.
A Jolly chap at sea- having been seized will
sea sickness, was asked how he felt "Feel =
| said he, and there was an unnistakable earnest
ness in his eye, Feel why, feel as though
have but two objects in life now One is to pu
my foot once more on terra frma, and the othea
is to find out and whip the fellow who wrot,
Life on the Ocean Wave p"
Baron Stratsburg, who has imported Cash
mere goat, intending TO raise his own cotton t.
make camel's hair shawls with, wishes to know
if there's any difference between southdow1
mutton and mutton down South.
Not over one hundred years ago, young gir
was sent to market, in the puissant kingdom 0
New Jersey, with basket Of pears for the frs
time. A gentleman meeting her inquired hoy
she sold her pears, when she tartly replied.
know--tbat's enough" She thought he was i'm
pertinent in asking such question.
Mamma, /" said a young lady TO her mother
"What is emigratingi" 3" Emigrating, dear i
a young lady going to live in Australia
"What is coloniziHg, mammal" Colonizing
my dear, is marrying there and having family
l"Mamma, should like to 60 to Australia"