The Cadiz Democratic sentinel. [volume] (Cadiz, Ohio) 1854-1864, 1861-07-17
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Ar what point do armies generally enter
hostile cities? At the point OF The bayonet.
MANY persons seem to feel great soIicitude .
for your souls welfare, who are entirely indif- !
ierent to your body's.
Cotp in the head isn't hall so common as
cold in the heart, but it is ssreat DEAL ohner
complaiued Of.
SOME tasteful individual very correctly re-
marks that the greatest lip sslve in creation Is
a kiss; the remedy should be used with great
care, however, as it is apt te bring on an Gt'o''
Youxa ladies are said to like cold wea her,
becsuse il brings the chaps to their lips.
The real victim Of coquette is the man she
thinks she honors by marrying him.
TIE chairman OF political meeting, seeing
rowly who was raising his arm to throw stale
egg at him, bawled out-"Sir, your motion is
out of ORDER"
"MrcK, what kind OF potatoes are those you
are planting?" "Raw ones, to be sure Be
the houTy poker an does yer think I'd be a.
ther planting billed ones?"
ma, get down on your hands and knees
minute please" "What on earth shall do
that for pet2' "Coz l want to draw an ele-
phant," ....
INITIATE the example Of the locomotive lie
runs along, whistles over his work, and yet
never takes any thing but water to wet his
whistle.
"Is it very sickly here?" asked son OF the
Emerald Isle the other day of brother Irish
man. "Yes," was the reply, "a great many
have died this year who niver died before"
THE companion for an evening, and the COM
panion for life, require very different qualtica,
tons.
He that is too good fer good service IS TOO
good for his neighbours company.
DEATH is the only master that takes his SER
wants without character.
WHAT comprises mans life? His follies, his
faults and his misfortunes. That is about all.
CHILDREN are sensible Of the slightestnjus'
lice. Let parents remember this
THE Day BooE says; at is one of tie Ar
ticles Of War that it shall be considered death
To stop a cannon ball" .-
WHY is man paying his note at the bank
like father going to see his children? Because
he meets his responsibilities.
ALL beautiful composition is in the diction-
r5r ora trapcOnsed
aDPEAp SCOTT DEcIs1oN."-1he decision
Of the rebel leaders not to take Washington.
Few persons are worth loving who have not
something IN them worth laughing at
AN apothecary who is continually troubled
with inquiry for the time, was asked the other
day, "Please, sir tell me what time it is"
"Why gave you the time not minute ago.
said the astonished apothecsry.
Eyes, sir" replied the lad "but this is for a
nother woman!'
The Southern beauties have adopted as thei
own style ofhoops heretofore confined to tn
Indians, viz; the war hoop.
THE new street cars in New Orleans worl
beautifully. An exchange says:
The first day that the cars run on the ney
city railroad in New Orleans, they killed a ne
gro boy, crushed a white boys foot, broke
mules leg, and run off the track several times
"WHY are potatoes and wheat like the idol
of old2'' "Because they have eyes and see no
ears have they and hear not"
A GIRL recently stole pair Of gloves giVn
as a reason that she only wished to keep he
hand in.
WHEN an Irish girl was asked, few da,
ago, where her mistress was who bad gone to
water cure establishment she replied that HI
laydyship had "gone to soak"
A RURAL poet, in describing his lady-lov
says "She il as graceful as water lily, WIN
her breath is like an armful ofclover." ID
fate is certainly approaching crisis.
TIN death ofaprinter is thus decided in !
English paper: George Woodstock, the 4
his profession, the type Of honesty, the OF a
and although the or Of death has put a
his existence, every ofhis life was without
"Now locker yer, charly-Jim mout 10
honest Niger and then again he mout'nt; b
i'll was pullct,or even an ole shanhai co Coz
and knowed he was about de yard, tell y
vot, n,gger, I'd roost high would"
.,Tintonw exclaimed an Irish sergeant to
nlatoou, g front face and tind to rowl call!
many Of We as are present say 'Hereh and
many of ye as is not present will say 'Absint
SPEAKING Of apples, it is rather remarka'
that the first apple in Paradise should ha
turned out the first pair.
WHERE girl has too many boys about b
the indication is like that Of boys off a hart
shnIlowness here.
A WESTERN village having passed an or
nance forbiddIng taverns from selling liquor
Sunday TO any person except travellers,
next Sunday nearly every man in town v
seen with carpet sack in one hand and ca
in the other
RoBrNa AN EDIToR.-A rural editor v
lately robbed while travelling. How much
thief made by the operation may be discov'
ed by the indignant epistle he Immediately 81
to his victim, returning the pocket book;
aYou miserable cuss here's your pac|
book don't keep SIGH. For man dress
az wen as YOU to 20 round with q wallet "
nothinp in il but lot of newspaper scra
tauairsofwooden comhs,tw0 newspaper STAN
and pass irop railroad director, is q conten
tible imposition on the public. AS hear ,
.xe an adttor fetur1 your trash.s ne