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Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

~ Prot. Woods Kast0ratipo CoFdi1l and Blo5i
Hou0vator, for the cure OF eno7al Debility, or cak-
ness arising iTon any caugei also Dylp1psias Nef-
vousneIa, Night SWtdtl, lciplent uoulu ptiou LiV-
Complaints, biliousuegs, Loss % Apbatitel -
male WeakuGss IN all its stagaa also % 1sFant he
contraction o disease q certainly tile s and rust
agreeable Cordial tonic and keugYatDF eEer auartf
20 the af cted, and 20 chemically cubIusd a. 70 be
the most pgFerlul lQnic 3fer known - medical SET
enes. Reader N r.. ~ Will 70 You good. VS. lave
no heaitaton "a roeo nf 1ding t, siilce We know 4
70 b saes PLEASANT and SUE remedy for the dissa
g euumerated.-lh New York pispateh -l
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

haall1Hu5 IIIa -17fs-ur4oI yliuoifof ,.iT
.I GiHbI :1n3irl fo,21I-ru = n.-1as.
.r..sr .r.frrF .rrtf fH-.fH ~ .l..rrs f.rE
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

e4> PROT Woods Restorative Cordial ana Binod
Eenofatsr L WithouE denbt, tho bess tohid Cordid
ih Tie world 10 those Wlo are suiering froIa Can
erl pekilifyy We Would recom1end rs hse, or IL e
pleasant @ III asiS Il gthsninE % thu systen
blood and eradie9ta all trses 0f disease. Ut can b
takql by the weakest gtouilch, while thoso % g66d
health VIII az onq4 fiei tts exhilaratina power. Ws
are content that alor nsinr oho bottl3 Of this Cor
dial pona VIII BE- t0r day Fifh6utit-lH, y. Leader
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

o. ]. WOOD, Proprietor, No. 444 Broad
wav. n. Y, and No. ia Market Ct, St. Louis.
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

TkAXELl.kRs shqull hspt b0ttls with tlIsn
as " VII tHialbly. prevent any delaterioui conss-
9asness ioil9Yi9s UPON ne change II climate
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sar 1ho ahrrls v ins Blttsrs aTe ~ klls bi a n,
GaElosal siresrR Arustr0ps.iand G S, ksakeaAiSs,
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Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

- Look %, Yourself Ia Tine. How many, n
oonsequenoe of alsa ds soacYr rsnisrfrom slpprass-
e. palnlqs or phtruefed mensturations and thilh
because thfy are young that 5go-and-bYo nHfurs p IL
Work ltaet clear from. obstructions, and all come
right N the end little draining that Tie seeds %
aeath are already Rerm nllu 10 ne 1Jltein 1ct5 q
tho rita enofEe8 are inlaire. and ne entire eli-
nal econtmT darsnFgd, dohfl itstsd aud yct CAV
less Of themselves a. they are, 70 rulnod5 efl -
before tho which Would restore an the l1nciio q
the system, and rsinrigorafs the body5 thuT would
taxa IL and thua Be- ~ tina % save tntlf ufea--
Parets think "a thf5 and - once give them bot-
10 of Prof Woods Restorative JordAi ana 1sqou
Renovntor.-. New fork Coorief' .r-
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

Half the people in the house we're at Onr
door in a minute, ana everyone sHPppsea
that some terrible calamity bad 0ccnrred;
but It seemed that the deaf gentlemen only
wanted ) glass otbtAndy, which was procured
for him, and the tavern became quiet once
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

aOHUROH 4 DUPpET, 4l8 BroadTay, New York,
are the HOa nrlpriaorg 81 the an iCH ani1 lyl N
conseQuelcs q = irlnd atislll3sd hblA thsl bdbiio
changea % color ci the outside wrapper from nan
TO EELLO0 and increased the Hlse of ffe bgife Il
1unca. bs Very cautious % businq "a ~ tat tiie
Alc-eii1 % tcir diga4turs is Cd TIE 5ot8idb III th
nfapp1fs e. al otherE are cDunlerfeitsi N tdii.b
rasl6s % Gle iirtb demand for thig article titff
tgsiag drqeEtu have all ordered and received 81 .
rfies e fllt dtfF Kind. via .iaA
Chaa. A. kinlbzll, n n. n FrsucU. j n Il sr.sr i
"a. elG1ts.li aud esfa,aa Il dis u, lbsWali!t Z
A1ld by Wa, slskks BFuggiEt Cisfslahd
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Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

should qse - ~ Z la-a Per iset relief =
pass The dre period Eith ber5l sis ffd sslssl
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. RoB,
lD .althgrizad and adoptsd % fha dsdioai Facuf,
a ai kranc9, and supplied q ne frlnGh N1Ty lhts
Mediefpe takes Tie parepl Cod Lirlr on, astrlcll
Sarlap pdriiia, iodins and lsre. ft j ft5or
q and used IN the hqspitls of fraacs ~ Ietturl
Ahacusldgi Cancers, u1oefs, scroflt acufTT El1ur+
Aihnai GCuti Rhaumafisui, aehsl, ~ rld 40 -
iscnQnl'oi t1a1in Iha Boa q ospsollly nsqlli "a
ne eurP q thq syphitie Disaasas de9iEnat1d fri-
til cte3 accom- pany each bQttie Price 50 psr bottle
Scld 10 Cleveland b GayiOrd ahd u 1htd, Druf-
gst1s No. l2D superior 81 Ig tfEa1 % lis ~ 1i-
dressing D.. tiranaaau fo1t esrFall d Bee iShsr,
PnEiss Qr g hrqld -, N. Y 10 81. 10 luEl7ssll1
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

on the outside Of the konss, nearodr window,
for lear ollfral Thenl aHer pIayipks hiub'
Of marbles with muOh gravity inithe parlor,
We retired, and had asbesity .leigh, wi lchl
had been Psnt PIP within. as toF several
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

As Il prevefs eo5tivsn6s5g tgrtastkens ths difes-
" I'VE 9E.s { should be 10 tie hands Of All persons
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23
BLOOD FOODI
BLOOD FOQDI
nHHnann UnrrTr1rr

10 al aalering ran Clnsum ption, incipient or
son1rIneds o. iroLa debitYs q any Kind ~ from
mental OF nervous proatrhtl0n, brbuFht on bF any
cap19i g rprn fgI ofllolG eolabldhtas or hDm did
eases 81 stc fl4hafe or badddr; and 70 Iadiog su-
sex ~ liable e. ana Fch eugender Ccnsu1 ption,
THE BLOOD FOOD - 10 -'d llll
q offered as q Cartain and Reliable Remsdy, Difsf4
lug N every nartcar from thd patsat M dfcini of
fhe day, Il q chemical CON biuafi5n n BON UT-
Rhuh and Pa Obf fioti Y 3, girtfy great worth, And
many nuncreds bear glEd and qrnfl1 "a festimoavi -
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

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-n1,yoJ .giqlD rEiiiiW obssolO1 10 .sci.1177
.iEd Z n.iualuad E1Eis153c .-;ifN u .fv-.I ..
Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

LIVER DERANGEMEHTs AHBr RHRPrDfFF
- AND LIVER COMPLAINTS, Dl5EHsTs -
VI tn KIDNEY ANY GENERAh DERARGE-
AkNr OF fA = @4F4l ~ QReA3Ss.
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Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-03-23

a littlspAsl midaisht just ss / had fsilen
into sound aleepI was aroused by q tremans
dons ringing Of the bsli and found Sir WIZ
lism sitting up in bed swinging the noisy IN.
Strument about his head, and shouting
WALTERS Landlord WRlterl' at the tops q
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07
How Much is a Penny a Day

Much better wages than it sounds
to US An agricultural paper says
that in the time of Christ a penny
was about equal to fifteen of our
cents, and money was then ten times
as valuable as now, the penny a day
was as good as $50 Of our cents /; so
that the men who worked in the vine
yard for that got as much as good men
now generally have in haryest.time. The
gift of the good Samaritan of two
pence to the landlord to take care Of
the man who fell among the thieves,
In addition to the raiment, the oil and
wine, was equivalent to about three
dollars of our currency, which would
probably pay for his bord two weeks
in a country tavern where board was
very cheap - Congregationdtsst
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07
Illustrations for Children,

We once saw preacher trying to
teach some children that the soul
would live after they were all dead.
They listened, but evidently did not
understand. He was too ABSTRACT
Snatching his watch from his pocket,
he as sed
flames. what is this l hold in my
hand |"
A watch, sir"
How do you know it is watch?''
"We see it."
VERY we'll, can any of you hear it
tick p All listen now"
After pause" Yes, sir, we hear
it,
He took off the case and held it in
one hand and the watch in the other.
Now, children, which is the watch?
You see there are two which look
like Watches"
"The little one in your right hand y
/" Very well, again. Now / will
lay the case away down in my hat
Now let us see if yon can hear the
watch ticking"
Yes, sir, we hear it |"
+" Well the watch can tick and go,
and keep time, you see when the case
is taken off and put in my hat. The
watch goes. just as well So it is with
you children Your body is nothing
but the case-the body may be taken
off and buried up in the ground, and
the soul will live and think, just as
well as this watch will go, as you see,
when the case is off,"
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07
A stretcher.

We once heard an old fellow, fa-
nous all over the country for his Ugh
yarns, tell the following. He was
telling what heavy wheat he had seen
ia New York: " Ny father" said be
"once had e field of wheat, the heads
of which we're so close together that
the wild turkeys when they came to
eat it, could walk around on the top
Of it anywere y
We suggested that the turkeys
must have been small ones.
"No SIR" continued he, they were
very large ones l shot one Of them
one day; and when | took hold Of
his legs to carry him his head dragged
% & e snow behind me-
"A curious country you must have
had, to have snow in harvest time"
'sWsll, I do declare, " said be look
ing a little foolish, " I reckon I've got
part oftwo stories mixed ~
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07
Burying a Fort

Quite an original method of taking
a fort is described in the last number
of Blackacood's Magazine. In 1895,
a large Russian army besieged the
Turkish fort of Azof, which was sit.
uated on a plain, strongly fortified,
and had small but well diciplined
garrison. No common approaches
could be made to it, and the Turkish
cannon swept the level with iron hail
In this case the engineering skill of
the Russians was baff1ed, but General
Patrick Gordon the right handman of
Peter the Great, and the only one
for whose death it is said he ever shed
tear, being determined to take the
place at any cost. proposed to bury it
with earth by gradual approaches.
de had large army the soil of the
plain was light and deep, and he
SET Twelve thousand men to work with
spades, throwing up a high circum.
valuation of earth and advancing near
er and nearer every day to the place,
by throwing up the huge earth wall
before them in advance. The men
were kept in gangs, working day and
night, the earth being thrown from
one to another like The steps of a stair
the top gang taking the lowest place
every half hour in succession. In
i've weeks the huge earth wall was
carried forward nearly one mile until
it rose to and above the highest ram
parts, and the earth began to roll over
them. This caused the turkish Gov.
efnor to hang out the white flag and
give in. Had he not done so, Cen
eral Gordon would have buried tier
fortress.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07
The Iron Duke and the Con-
naught Boys.

During the Peninsular war an Irish
regiment from Cannaught became
notorious for the INSCRIPTIONS manner
in which they plundered the inhabit-
ants OF Portugal and Spain wherever
the British army marched or encamped
but were also distinguished for their
pluck Wellington at last became so
exasperated by their lawIess conduct
that he had the regiment paraded for
the purpose of striking them with
terror by having every tenth man shot.
Before giving such bloody order,
however, he wished to state his reasons
for it, and began to address the regi-
ment thus &" You are thieves, robbers,
cnt-throats, Notwithstanding
hnt towards. This compliment to
their courage, although at the expense
Of every other virtue, so pleased the
regiment that they at once gave three
cheers with such burst of enthusiasm
as quite overwhelmed the Iron Duke.
and looking at them moment in sill
ance, he turned his horse and rode
away without saying another word
A few weeks afterwards, in a battle
on which the fate of the campaign
depended, it became necessary to dis
lodge large number of French troops
from strong position on an eminence
and the perilous job was intrnsted to
the Connaught regiment. On receiv-
ing the order to charge, they rushed
up the hill IN the face of terrible FIRE
sprang like tigers upon the foe, swept
them from the high tableland, and
drove them down the decliyity into
the river Tagus. As they were hurl-
ing the heavy masses of the French
down the hill, the maaouvres of the
army brought Wellington near, and
catching the sight Of him, the regiment
yelled as with one voice, what think
ye of the Connaught boys now ? y
The Duke replied by lifting his hat,
and from that day he looked with grim
leniency upon the foibIes of Con-
naught boy"
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

THERE, are four good habits =
punctuality, accuracy, steadiness and
dispatch. Without the first of these,
time is wasted without the second,
mistakes the most hurtful to our own
credit and interest, and that of Others
may be committed; without the third,
nothing can be well done; and with
out the fourth. opportunities Of great
advantage are lost, which it is impos-
sible to recall.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07
Tom was dressing on his best. I ex-

Tom was dressing on his best. I ex-
planned matters to our lady visitor,
and joined with her in laughing at our
mishaps She insisted on being shown
to the scene of the late disaster, and
| finding resistance useless, | went with
her to the regions below. Tom soon
came down, and acting as her servants
we soon put things to shape and
in place. Downing one of aant's am
pie aprons, the little figure fitted
from room to room despatched the ba-
king. I tended the stove; Tom
gathered up the fragments, meanwhile
specializing upon the durability OF
jobs patience, had he psssed through
the trying ordeal of housekeeping,
and concluding his meditations by
saying, that if he had passed through
the trying ordeal be never would have
been handed down as model of pa
thence.
At the usual hour for tea, we sat
down to table loaded with bread, pies
and cake, (the custard pudding was
not forgotten) as nicely baked as those
ever put before US by our landlady.
While enjoying the meal, and laugh
ing over the adventures of the day,
who should walk in but our landlady
wearing upon her face such an inno-
cent expression, that I, being natu-
rally of suspicious nature, began to
think she had not been far distant af
ter all, but being also a wise man,
l said Lot a word, but thought q
great deal upon the subject. Ny sus-
picions were confirmed by the know
ing look that passed between aunt
and niece. | could not for long
time forgive her for the lesson she had
taught me, but when her niece put her
hand in mine, and promised to make
my bread during lifetime. freely for
gave the aunt, and thought my expe-
rience in the line ofcooking was not
as improbable as it might have been.
Tom says that it was my nose that
made my fortune, and, that per-
haps he might have been the lucky
one, bad it not been for the broom
handle" I know not whether my
nose won the lady-loYe, but one thing
/ do know that l shall never NEEDLE
with that "work which is done,'' and
to those wise in their own conceit, I
would say, let them try and see what
they can do; perhaps their expert
ence will coincide with my own.
One of my biscuits l have reserved
in case of war it might answer the
same purpose as bullet. and until
that time arrives, / intend it shall oc-
cupy a conspicuous place in my cab
met of curiosities.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

IMMoRTAIITY.-A the age OF sew
enty-fye one must, of course, think
frequently of death. But this thought
never gives me the least nneasiness-
am so fully convinced that the soul
is indestructive, aud that its activity
will continue through eternity. 1t is
like the sun, which seems to our eyes
to set at night, but is in reality gone
to diffuse its light elsewhere. Even
while sinking it remains the same
un.-Goethe
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

AN old soakar who lives in Weston
Missouri, took into his head that if
was necessary for bis future welfare
to be born again, and forthwith re.
paired to the Rev. Mr.. B., the respec-
ted pastor of the Baptist denomina-
ton OF the town aforesaid, to obtain
light. he was received with urban.
lty, and forthwith the following d.
alogue ensued
Old SITS your doctrine, boss,
that Teller to be saved must suffer
immurshen, isn't it?
Mr.. B.-Yes sir,it IS a fundamental
doctrine of our church that man to
be regenerated must repent of his sins
aud be immersed.
Old Swell boss. after repentin
of his sin and been slid under, if he
flashes in the pan, then what /?
Mr.. B.-Although back-sliding is
much to be deplored, still if he sin
cerely repent of his sins, and is again
immersed, the church will receive
him again.
Old Swell s'pose he agfn kicks
out of the traces after the second
time, (for you know what critters there
are in the world, boss,) then what's
to pay.
Mr.. misunderstanding all thiA
if be will seriously repent and solemn
ly promise to amend his future life,
the church will again receive him into
her bosom, after being immersed.
Old S.-(Atter a few moments of
deep reflection, proposed the closing
interrogatory. We'll, boss. wouldn't it
be blasted good idea to keep such
fellers in soak all the time
My informant did not say whether
old S. Joined the church or not, but
incline to think he didn't.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

DECISION AND TRUTH. Whatever
you think proper to grant child let
it be granted at the FIRST word. with
out entreaty or prayer. and ABOVE all
without making conditions Grant
with pleasure, refuse with reluctance.
but let your refusal be irrevocabIe !.
let no opportunity shake your resoIu-
ton, let the particular no, when
once pronounced, be a wall Of brass.
which child, after he has tried bis
strength against it half dozen times.
shall never more endeavor to shake.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07
gnRt's Muuk.
THE DESERTED
BY MSS MAaIr coRNwELt

Far from the friends of my youth,
And far from the scenes, that love;
All, the dear ones have gone that cherished
And stand here deserted alone.
No hops cometh with the morrow
Friends that loved have deceived,
Others have died broken hearted
And left me alone here to grisye.
Turn where I will, all is blightedi
The spring of my youth has dried up,
And the green leaves are scared and blasted,
The summer ofmy hopes have dscsyed.
The night winds are signing around me,
And the echo requiem sings,
But no step is borne en- the night wind,
Nor the echo brings no tidipgs of him.
I've waited to morrow and s tomorrow,
Through sickness and sorrow in vain,
Until waiting has turned me to marble,
And my heart bias grown hard at thy stay.
Wher'sr thou rosn'st may sunshine
Ger thy path lend her cheerful rays,
May thy days be spent 10 pleasure
And thy nights in endless praise.
Ma York, Jaly 80 1891.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

How TO LIVE TO act with COM
mon sense, according to the moment,
is the best wisdom I know; and the
best philosophy. to do ones duties,
take the world as it comes, submit res
pectfully to ones lot, bless the good
ness that has given so much happi-
ness with it, what ever it is, and des..
pise afectation.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

ANCIENT CITIES DISCOVERED. MIR.
Graham, an Englishman, recently re-
turned from the East, in a report to
the Royal Asiatic Society. gives an
account of FIVE ancient cities, deserted
and forgotten, which have been dis
covered in the Great Desert beyond
the Jordan. They were found as per-
feet as if the inhabitants had just left
them, the houses retaining their mas
sive stone doors. In one of the cities
is large building ike castle, built
OF white stone, beautifully cut. Fur
Their eastward, other places were found,
where every stone had Inscriptions ia
an unknown character, resembling
Greek.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

LANDLORD. said commercial
traveller. you do me much honor-yon
let me sleep among the big bugs last
night oh, don't be too modest, my
dear SIR said the landlord; doubt
not they have your own blood ia their
veins
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

AN accomplished gentlemen, when
carving tough goose, had the mis-
fortune to send it~entiRely cat CT the
dish, and into the lapof a lady next
him: on which he looked her very
coolly in the face, and, with gravity
and cainness said Madam { win
trouble you for that goose
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

AN article in a western paper, an
nouneing the decease Of persons
says, " His remains were committed
to that borne whence no traveller re-
turns attended by bis friends
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

II say, boy, is there anything to
shoot about here p inquired sports
man of boy he met. " Well,' was
the reply, nothing just about here !;
but the schoolmaster is down the hill
yonder-you can pop him over. "
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

PopouN says that any man that will
fight woman is 9 coward, and he de-
nounces the whole rebel tribe because
they are fighting the fair :" Goddess of
Liberty
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

The PRINTERS. There is a good
reason why so many printers volun-
teer for the war. It ID their line OF
business They want to distribute
loaded matter into the enemy's cot
antns.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

The society for the conversion Of
jews III London report three CONVEX
sions in City years at an expense Of
three millions Of dollars. one Of whom
hes proved backslider.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

Ton MOORE compared love to po-
taso, because il shoots from the
eyes. "Or, rather" exclaimed By
ron, " because it becomes all the less
BY pairing"
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

AN Irish paper describing 3 late
duel, says that one Of the combatants
was shot through the feshy part Of
the thighbons
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

A conundrum by induction must
have cost the Kaickerbocker a great
deal of labor:
Why is d bee hive like bad pota-
TOT
Because bee hive is a a bee holder,
= And beholder is a spectator.
And a speck tater is bad potato !
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

AN OLD PRovERB. 1t is an old pro.
verb that dogs win be boys" What
pity 'tisn't equally true that men wiz
be men.
The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-08-07

A Missouri husband stood at the
grave Of his wife I've lost cows, he
said to neighbor, as the coin was
lowered into the grave, I've lost sheep.
I've lost horses, I've lost calves, but
this is the Wust Of the hul lot.