, 1861-03-09
a. CHICAGO, SATURDAY, MARCH 9, 1861.


}, oAluhDAY, ! MAIN
Wife Or Servant Girl.
Ii has long been known to many in the city
that we areMen supplied with intelligence
offices, convenient institutions, where, If one
needs labofer, male or female, cook, hostler,
chamber. maid or waiter, one can be readily
obtained. Bill It has not until lately trans-
pirel that tha:extreme.y om1uodat;ng spir-
it Of these .:<1ca1e1a in Intelligence should
prompt thnn % furnish those on matrimopy
intent. with brides. But = case which was
yesterday hro:lsht before Justice D'Nolf re-
vea1ed something Of this kind
Schmidt was widower with large house,
plenty of money, and no one to share either
with him. scssmidt sighed for second Mrs.
Schmidt schsaidt cogitated, drank glass Ct
beer, and cogitated some more; took another
beer, and thea & brilliant idea popped as
though by magic into tho rnuddled mind Of
Mr. Schmidt. - have it," he said to his
empty glass, agl he was sure he had it. al
hare it The; Intelligence ofiee-the intelli-
gence office ii:
Straightway Gent Schmidt to an intelligence
establishment; ss@here, among rosy row Of
blue-eyed lasss; with red ar Ms he searched
for wife, but none Of those present sujtei
him. Schmidt Rok .1he },osa Of the agency We 27-
into private sx8ss S{{dIit suggcsted :
his wants: eithe@a servant girl OF a wife. Hay-
ing an eye to psanies, Schmidt arranged with
The ready intesligcncer man Tint if be
sent him onlyfa servant girl he ehould
p"y nan' ous tA'4e0 oonA'' oat - IL
euouau eus., ~ . . snl VIVA.
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toP.s l'n oon -, .e'up"s1 Mo "aene0s'
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WIN 1ue u'ppS ~ ,17A ".tS n's Wy 1s.o'eAn
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le]olce' ano 'ne ~ ~ 'nAs house WA iAaae
ooun's napPs ~ i7 n'4 ''sno nt1a = "4e'
and hef name nts1 oecome sch1nlot. II was
then That Inc lntsmseheeF man came IN "lta
MS HIt1e Dill tnas he "aileo honofeo. bal
why pay LOT "aas nc nao We'll secured: LUIS
was inc quesuon9 newly niasrleo HEAL 'AsAeo
himself anu ne tsec'aeo sna. " @A7 no' IL
nohor oouna 10 Fey III anu tr }" Aonor ooeno'
1nen lie "oaaontS aau nc a!an Dull ~
Stable called one Ia'o5 Gay VIII ] osasreeaole
piece OF paper, sA1nnlonlnge ehe naPpS 'o''u "
lore j ustlce LIE Y{ol!. een1bldE "enb 10 t1lal
hall OF Justice yes1erday schmidt was severe:
" haul d over the Goals; tie bargain was
clearly proved ;:ssthe loungers laughed at
Schmidt; the 1awYers poked fun at Finn the
law was inexoEable, and Judgment for Eeyen
dollars and costs 1Fas entered against the nap
! py husband Of MIs. Schmidt, which he Will
have to pay This Is a strange world we live
| IN, and many stange people there arc Ill It
we hare related DYE new phaee III the ma1fl-
| monial brokerage onslness. =.
| amertcan TSnternrtxe not to he
Dhecked.
The Dry-GoodsEtade will perceive, by the
| advertisement offatathrop, Lndlugton q Co.,
| Of New York, that American enterprise is not
likely to be criPpisH by sectional strife. This
extcnalye housai:w1th their ampleaaeans, have
taken advantage Of Tie late dull markets III
this country md Europe, and, by their long
experience, being perfectly conyersaut with
the tastes and Webs Of the country, bare &c
| lectea, ana are;how opening ono o1 Inc largest
and choicest BtoekS, OF dTy goods ever offered
to the American t1asc. 1t Will he seen that
| Tue prices, TOO, are suateu TO the tlmes' Ihe
hlgh commerc1al Standing OF tile mouse, their
honorable method OF business, nave, in years
past, gwen them an extensive traue through
! oas tue Noftnern STATES anu; we doubt not,
vast number Of bnyers for t1e spring Of 1861
| useeno.
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