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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17


genuine wag-The tail Of dog.
FOn&ef lOafpg when i9gsed-A baker.
Smiles are the'bloss&ns Of JOYS tears, Of SCR;
row kisses, of love-
Don't jein in the rush tar,offices, for general
~ Mey are not worth rush. -
OF all the fine ants the finest is the art of
painting cheeks with health rather than rouge.
In the march of M, don't heed the order of
fright about" when you know you are about
right
The~nan who follows the SET. thinks he will
get up with it one of these days.
If you have heart of rock let it be the rock
of Horeb, that gushed when STRICKEN by the
prophets rod.
Envy pursues its victims through life. 1t
ceases to gnaw only hen its brother reptile,
tie grave worm, begins
Our own h'sfffas, are Heavens tavorite instru-
ments for supplying us with the necessaries and
Injuries of life.
A man of wit was asked on the train, what
was his errand in the city. He replied, have
been sent to procure an angel to do cooking
The world goes eRer on alt is strange how
soon, when great man dies, his place Is filled,
and SO completely that he seems no longer want
ed.
Learn in childhood, if you ca n that happiness
IS not outside, but inside A good heart and
clear conscience bring happiness which no
riches and no circumstances alone do.
Honesty is the best policy, "said one Scotch
man to another, who had nOrrowly escaped
i T.. Is I " n;J = 9th
err ''for have tried both sides of the question"
A man recently broke off marriage because
the lady did not possess good conversational
powers. He should have married her, and then
refused her a new bonnet to develope her pow
ers of talk.
NOVEL BURYING PLAcE-The following is
a true copy of letter received by village
scho0lmaster: g Sur, as yer er a man of no
ledge, intend to inter my son i'll yer skull. J"
Law IN HIDEoUs FoRM.-Wilam Miller,
aged II years, has been prisoner for debt in
the Queens Bench, London, since 1914. For
twenty years he supported his mother by me-
work IN prison, as a first-cass cabinet maker,
but in 1885 he became crippled with the rheu-
matisnl, and is SO yet.
FRANKLIN ASKING FOR WORK.--When a
y0dth franklin wenr to London, entered Il
printing Office and inquired 1t he could get en-
p:nymCnt
Where are you troEn?" asked the foreman
Amerlca," was the reply.
An" said The foreman from America A
Iad from America seeking employment as a
printer? Well, do you really understand the
AT of printing? Can you really set type?"
Franklin stepped up to one of the cases, and
IN very brief space of time set up tee follow
ing passage from the first chapter Of John:
Nathaniel said into hlmcan any good come
out Of Nazareth? Philip saith unto him, come
aud see"
1t done so quickly, so accurately, and a
delicate reproof so appropriate and powerful,
that it at once gave him character and standing
with all the Office.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17

LII PERSONS .aviug claims against IL - " @. r.
n 81 B Co, req sged l. prese.. ttt same
TO the NJ de rsgned for adjustment And all prTsoS
den Ell d, sad Am, BY note yr Book Accuu t.,
o1rs "a % make Payment with As hJtv ay a posi-
ne tn tn. Assignee of the Firm, VIII may ouud at
tbofe Of the Register of Deeds, Ken na, during
.j1ass bonrs q. GILLETf, Ass'gaee Of
Ksaesha JsIy 81, 1s61. vi Z. W. ELISS Go.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17

Poll Jennings Hair, in the October Har-
per. is 10y Miss Rose Terry, of Hartford, Ct The
prize essay, Too Sensitive" is by Rev. Henry
Giles, of Boston.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
NO. 10.

Neither he nor his lady mother were migrate
full for the service had been fortunate enough
to render them.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17


COLORED EMIGRATION TO HAYTL-The
Helen Augusta sailed yesterday with colony
of colored emigrants to Hayti, lib in number.
another colony Of ninety members will sail next
week Mr., Redpath has nearly 300 passengers
engaged for a vessel to sail on the 18th. The
greater part of the colony by the Helen Angus
ia were from Canada, Michigan and Pennsylva-
mia, and all of them were farmers emigrating to
grow cotton by free labor in the only country in
the New World exclusively inhabited by free
men of African ancestry. These farmers who
have done well in Canada and this country, have
left us because Of their uncongenial social state.
The Canadian negroes all testify that the preju-
dice of color is even more intolerable in the
Provinces than in the United States One of
the most substantial of the emigrants, being ask
ed why he left America saId ne wished to help
all seem to believe that the fate of slavery hari,
on the cotton plant. and intend TO have a biu
in Sc ttling tn. Y Tribune:
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17

pY Hon. K. S. BINGHAM U. S. Senator from
Michigan, died of appcpIexy at his residence
Green Oak, Mich, on Saturday last.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17

AN editor out West who served four days on
Jury, says that he is so full of law that it ID
hard work for him to keep from cheating every
body.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
Teeth For The Million :
Great IHPROI EMEN rs in the Dental art
GrenI Reduction in Prices!!

TuNHE --latest ana most Improved of Artificial Work,
u put up for one third The former prices. All
Persons ueedjug Oenta Operations viii had TO their
is...~.s 70 rg.. ar r. Extrl e,-d W Hr.,' nair
T -sti exr~.. .tgd lor the p gratis
4 aySIz. H. Tal4-tnr 6tpgar~s ai FE.. t.t..
a., sot usr.zc, faes- te->s .5lai ISAAC GEORGE
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
THO HAS PRICTURE,

LlPORTER and DedEer IN Wines, Liquors. 19@sN'
Ale Etc. Market Str1St
All IMpORTED Liquors for sale in bond, at New VOTE
and Boston Prices with FIRE ght fare Double Rectlieu
Wnskey, in any quantity, at Chicago and MILWAUKEE,
prices lyNzluoA
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
IRISH STEAMSHIP LINE.
Steam between Ireland and A eric a
NEW YORK, BOSTON AND GALWAY.


The following new and magnificent frst-class paddle
wheel Steamships compose the above line
ADRIATIC s., IS tons buTthen Capt. J. Maury,
Formery OF the Collins Line.)
HIBERNIA, 4,400 tons burthen, Capt. n. Prowse.
ANGLIA 44Ol " " NICHOLSON
PACIFIC, $500 l. SMITH
PRINCE ALBERT, (screwO
500 ] WALKER.
One ofthe above ships will leave New York or Boston
alternately every Tuesday fortnight for Galway carry
irg the govern nent mai s. touching at st Johns, N F..
The Steamers Of this line have been constructed with
the under the supervision Of the govern
ment have water.tigt apartments, and are unex-
celea fer comfort safety and speed by any steamers
ahoat They commanded by abe and experienced
f.efs. and every eXerton will be made TO promote the
/ fort o passengers
An experienced Surgeon attached to each ship.
RATES OF PASSAGE.
Fi--tc,ass -sou \. Y. q Boston to Galway or Liv-
yrpull SI9.
Seeurd-c9ass -" %
I FIRST class, 10 81. johns 80
Third Class, 10 Gs way or LIv-
erPoal, or any town in Ireland a Railway, 80
Third class passengers literally supplied with pro
visions Of the pes- qualify eoosed and served ~ she
wants of the ComFauy.
RsrrRN fICKtrs.
Parties wishing go sssuiaT 'gtlg friends the old
country san obtain tickets ltou ANY tuwa n RAILWAY
81 If-a.3 .r t-r~ h principal cities OF England snd
Sc9J. aud aEv y .cw . les
Pas ig..- 20. NV York, ar~iv ug by the BcStoI
o,-.tvf-. D." forwarded NV YorK free Of charge
r ~ss' a., .ul her U.i ma 10" Apply to
NM q. WICKHAM
Al II. FIJI "ttfe ompsay On Il wharf fon' ofCana
i>5.ret, Nes HorS 6m49
.OMLAND & ASPINW ALL, Agents.
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DIR. MCKINLEY,

VIII ,tte,d to cgIs in his PROCESSION. Residence
The House recently occupied by A. Campbell, on the
Northeast corner of the Park. OHce-on the same
block, Main Street - VZIi'4'1y
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
LYMAN d BONE,

Boots Shoes, Leather, Findings, dc. Eoery oartety
every article pertaining their business may De na
IF tbem at the lowest prices. Custom work to order.
Leather for sale Hides bought, &c. Corner oil Mar
let SQUARE and Main street. See advertisements
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
MAJOR ]. w. JEFFERSON.

Major j. w. Jefferson was born in Virginia,
but for the last eleven years has resided in the
West, most of the time in Madison. He is ia
vorably known in connection with the Govern
or's Guards of this city, and as an energetic and
successful man of business. He has entered up
on the discharge of his military duties with pat
rotic ardor, aud SO far with great success. He
is highly popular with the soldiers and with all
who have the pleasure of his acquaintance. He
promises to be a very valuable officer.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
EDWARD Ill. RUDD,

At orney and oose9r at SoI'e ~ C15..SS,y ~
agsncies entrusted to his care. Ohfce-AaliSoreet
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
ION b. JILSUN

S1aoing Hatr- cutting 0Rd SbG,np0otag S9Soo 0pPo,
site tIr . lore Main street.-,Oid Razors happened
and repaired
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17

L,ou,,ncs He is Agentfor uaraous Conganaes Q
md United credit and prepared to issue PSTcleS OF
Lii. and P =, perry, a bvrable terms. seeNadVer
tisement
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17
l., G.. MERRILLs

Eagrngey on Wood and eUsy b5sd Of Ae'se. Sto'''
~. Fancy Articles &c. Main street.
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J. Ii. Ys,; NJ. VI. u
ADATDICkEO

once Oyer Il 6tnsu's Drag do"e. ,e"\'e
Fac orotsenbar4 -, y
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-17

The following new and magnificent frst-cass paddle
wheel Steamships compose the above line:
ADRIATIC s. IS tons buTthen, Capt. J. Maury,
Formerly OF the Collins Line)
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09
THE SACRIFICE AT THE SOUTH.

The highest French military authorities
have adopted as rule, that :" a besieging
army, in order to attack successfully an
army properly fortified, should have three
times the number Of men," The Union
forces az the recent battle were less than
one-half those of the enemy. The disas-
trous rout has shown the result of unwise
haste, and the consequences of appointing
incompetent persons to military offices.
We know of instances where graduates Of
the West Point Military Academy, who
had resigned, applied to the war depart
ment for positions in the army imme-
diately after the bombardment of Fort
Sumter, but who still remain unrecognized.
Military education and competency should
be the requisites for army officers, irres.
pective of political proclivities this the
country demands, and has right to ex-
pect. fHt 4H' '''
We extract from the Herald an article
which expresses our sentiments on the sub
iect :--"The result of the battle at Bulls
Run furnishes conclusive proof Of the po
sition that we have all along taken, that
it was Of the greatest Importance to plac'
military educated and experienced ofhcer'
in command Of our volunteers, and that i
was the height Of folly TO send a body o
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09
How TO SUSTAIN YOUR LOCAL PAPER

|. Lay aside your fears that the editor
will get rich faster than his neighbor
We have never heard of a man making
more than decent living by the publ
cation of a country newspaper, even if he
had ever so good business. A case in
point is an acquaintance of ours who
has teen publishing some six or seven years,
has had all the business of his town and
county, and large portion Of that of the
surrounding country: but with all this
he gets into as tight pinches for money
to buy his white paper with as any 9TH
er publisher with whom we are acquainted.
2 If the paper agrees with your way Of
thinking, subscribe and pay for it, and
persuade your height Dors of the same mind
to 90 and do likewise Do not tell the
editor to send your paper, without paying,
and when you get to owe two or three
dollars tell your friend who speaks Of it,
that the paper is of no account, that it
will burst up one ofthese days. The way,
under such state of the case, to keep a
paper from bursting up" is for each
subscriber to keep. the editors books free
from charges against himself. Once we
had to close, and on posting up. found we
had booked and outstanding some S 1900.
This thing of applying the credit system
to the newspaper business may be likened
to q farmer selling out his crop, a bushel
to the man. The sum does not seem Of
any account to the debtor, but the aggre-
gate of these bushels may make or break
the poor delver Of the soil. aaIlr ii6
8. If you have father, mother, broth.
er, sister, or friend of any kind, residing
at distance, and are able, subscribe, pay
for, and send them copy. ii aoH
4. If you have any printing you wish
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09

done, do not "jew" the editor down to
starvation price, and when he comes to
make purchase of you "spike on the
tariff"
5. If you have any advertising or job
work to be doue take it to your village
paper, except, perhaps, you may wish to
advertise i'll more than one paper.
6. do not run off to the city to get your
hand-bills, labels, cards, &C., printed,
because, forsoouh, you can get a reduction
in price. Support your own as you wish
to be supported. A man who is always
running away from home with his bust
ness little deserves the patronage of the
community in which he lives; and as far
as we are concerned, such will receive the
"cold shoulder.
7. If you have the control of any legal
advertising, send it to your friend. This
kind of business pays better than any
other, and the more you can send to the
editor Of your paper, the better for him
and it. in proportion to the amount OF
receipts of paper, is an editor enabled to
make it useful. amusing and entertaining
to the community in which it is published
s. do not expect much of a paper when
an editor is driven to be his own compos
itor, proof-reader, pressman and " devil,
and has to run all over town every fore
noon in the vain search for "quarter'
to buy something for his dinner.
0. Do not except the editor to maxi
honorable mention of your business ever,
few weeks for nothing The space in
paper, and a mans time are worth some
thing, and every notice comes back to tn
drawer of the recipient in dollars and cts
An editor should not be allowed to g
hungry, bare-backed or barefooted. The.
"eat, drink and wear" just like othe
people.
10. If the editor owes shilling, d
not chase him from rosy morn to balm
eve" for it, and when you happen to &c
the balance on the other side "cut tn
gontlcman's acquaintance.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09
HOW THE FIRE ZOUAvEs DID 1T.

Acorrespondent of the N. Y. Tribune,
who saw what he describes, .-sives the fol-
lowing account Of some Of the brilliant
exploits of the N. Y. Fire Zoaaves at
Bulls Run :--"The enemy succeeded in
taking from the United States regulars a
battery which was stationed in the woods
at the right Of the Zouaves. who were at
once impressed with the. idea that they
had a mission, and thut mission was to
retake those guns Whereupon with q
wild, wild yell, three cheers and loud
fierce cry Of "" Remember Ellsworth :
they dashed across the intervening space,
rushed in the face Of murderous dis
charge from the cannon on the hill, and
with loud hoops and burrahs drove some
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09
THE PROSPECTS OF BUSINESS.

Our manufacturers who are lying idle,
or who are anticipating the necessity of
shutting down their gates; our merchants
who have dismissed their clerks, and scan
with sad eyes their Profit and Loss ac-
counts; our mechanics and builders who
are turning away their workmen, look in
to the future and ask the question chow
long?' In certain aspect of the matter,
one man would seem to be quite as COM
petcnt to answer this as another. No one
can forctell how long this national strug-
gle is to last, nor what shape, exactly, its
issue will assume. No one can tell what
disasters or what successes are before us.
No Jne can tell when all the causes which
now depresses business will he removed.
They will not be removed Immediately
upon the announcement Of peace The
South which has been an important con-
sumer of northern productions, will need
everything, but Will have very little to
pay for it. Some of the western states,
which are almost purely agricultural, can
not easily get rid of the debris of their rot
ton banking systems. The machinery Of
of trade suffers as seriously from standing
still as any machinery and will not start
off at once without many groanings and
break-downs. Jasn ff .sfr7i - Oh
So, it will not do to look too far ahead
for business. We have not got far enough
along in the war to see through it; but we
can Judge, in some measure what effect
certain causes now operative must have
within the next fewmonths, in the condi-
tions which exist. Some of these condi-
tions may be stated First, we are impor-
ting nothing but specie, which comes to us
in return for our agricultural productions,
so that there is no drain of money out Of
the country. Second, we have not only
provisions enough in the country for the
support Of all our people, but enough tc
supply all the foreign demand likely
to exist Third, money is plenty, in con
sequence ofits release from active employ
ment, Fourth, this money, which exists
in great quantities idle, will be called
from its hiding places by governmen
loans, and will be put into active service
to the extent Of hundreds Of millions O
dollars. great number of men throw
out Of employment in their regular bust
ness are employed in the government army
thus in some degree adapting the country
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09
$. HOWARD, Ir., Publisher.

side of it, tho fitted me putty clost.
Howsever, oncet into it, / lookt fne-in
fact, auinspirin. do you know me, Mrs.
Ward ?" sed |, walkin into the kitchen.
"Know you, you old fool? Of course
l do" H..
| saw at onct that she did.
I'started for the meetin house, and I'm
'fraid | tried to walk too strate, for came
very near fallin over backwards; and in
attemptin to recover myself, my sword got
mixed up with my legs, and | fell in
among choice collection of young ladies
who was standin near the church door
a-secin the sojer boys cum up My cockt
hat fell off, and somehow my coat tales
got twisted around my neck. The young
ladies put their handkerchers into their
mouths and remarked, "Te he" while my
ancient female single friend, Sary Peasley,
bust into loud larf. She exercised her
mouth so vilently that her new false teeth
fell out onto the ground.
80" Miss Peasley.' sed i, getin up and
dustin myself, you must be very care
full of them store teeth of your'n, or you'll
hev to gum it agin! .#.
Methinks | had her.
Id bin to werk hard all the week, and
felt rather snoopy. I'm 'fraid did gee
half asleep, for on hearin the minister ask
Why wos men made to mourn?" l sed
Il Civ it up" havin vague idee that it
was a conundrum. 1t was an onfortinit
remark, for the whole mcetn house lookt
at me with mingled surprise and indigna-
tion. was about risin to a pint of Or
der, when it suddenly occurred to me whar
was, and KEEP my seat, blushing like
the red red rose-so to speak
The next mornin rose with the lark
| (N. B. Idon't sleep with the lark though.
A goak.)
My little dawtcr was cxecootin ballids,
accompanyin herself with the hand origin.
and she wisht me to linger and hear her
sing: b" Hark | hear an angel singin, an
angel now is onto the wing"
Let HIM fly, my child p sed |, a-buck-
lin on my armor, g must 60 forth to my
Biz"
We air progressin pretty well with our
drill. AS all air kummandin ofhsscrs,
there amt no jeluSy and as we air all
exceedin smart, it amt with while to try
to outstrip each other. The idee of kun.
perny kumposed exclusively of Kun
mauders-in-C -Chcef orriggernatcd, spose
skurcely need say, in these Brane. Kun
sidcred as a idee. | fatter myself it il
putty hefty.
We've got all the tackticks at our tungs
end, but what we particly excel in is restir
muskits with any body.
Our corpse will do its dooty. Weg go tt
the ade of Columby-we fight for tht
stars
Well be chopped into sassige meat be
fore we'll exhibit our coat-tales to thu
foe
Wen fight till there's nothin left of vi
but our little toes, and even they shall de
family wiggle! Ever of thee
A. WARD.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09
SILENT EVENING.

Silent evening, how love thee,
With thy star and vesper hymnl
Heaven is sweetly calm above me,
While o'er earth loved perfumes swim.
Labor in his cot repOses;
Toll his daily task hath done;
Rustic children, like wild roses,
Slumber with the setting sun.
Silent evening! hour of musing.
When the birds have ceased their strains;
When devotion, peace-infusing,
Lifts the soul to hallowed plains;
When the flowers, like angels. breathing
Grateful incense to the skies,
Close their leaves, in fragrance greeting
Peaceful twilight as she lies.
Silent evening! well love thee;
Balmy hopes eXhalt my breast,
As view thy beams above me.
And behold love man ions blest.
Like thy shadows, gently stealing
Over river. tower, and tree, E...
Half the busy world concealing,
Let my life's last moments be.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-08-09

Men make terrible mistakes when they
marry for beauty, for talent or for style
the sweetest wives are those who possess
the magic secret Of being contented under
any circumstances. p Rich or poor highor
low, it makes no difference; the bright
little fountain of Joy bubbles up just as,
musically in their hearts. Do they live
in log cabin I? the iirelight that leaps on
its humble hearth becomes brighter than
he gilded chandeliers in an Aladdin pal.
acc t;f .t f.,. T.s trisa