The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1861-09-26
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Why IS retired carpenter ike 4 lecturer /, Be
cause he's ex-piIner.
Friend, the Bible tells thee to swear not ALL
Oh. we'll, don't all I swear only those
I mad At
The y,iI-hunters at Pixies Peak find that the
bright visions with which they started, should have
been provisions
Mr. Crow. bought yard of nice pork to-day -
'' How can you buy pors, by the yard - .. Why,
buy three feet-pIss' feet
\ eoauettc may be compared to tinder, which lays
catch sparks. but does not always succeed in
Lighting match
suppose a ssoIIing wife should get drowned. what
single letter in the alphabet would express the hus-
bands feelings Letter 3.
The question. - Can marry his mother -
was recently demonstrated IN the affirmative in Bus
ton Rev d. g. Eldy married his own mOther-to
Mr.. Jacob Btcon
Old Bachelor Sheer would Ike to know what kind
0f broom the young woman IN the last new novel
used. when she swept back the raven ruglets from
her classic brow.
Do all IN your power 20 teach your children self
government. IL child Is passionate teach him by
gentle curb his temper. II he i suIky,
charm him Of IL by frluk good humOr. II indO-
lent. accIstom him 70 exertion. and train him
to perform even duties with aiacrity. II
prize comes q make obedience reluctant. -ubdue
him BY counsel or discipline In short, give your
children the habit Of overcoming their beseettiug
sins
-. The different uses Of words in England and this
country are interesting. Lumber, which with us Is
applied timber. means trash IN England.
Where We say 6otrfs the Euglishman says deals
We take baggage on journey, the EuglIshman only
luggage. Our ladies' fond Of drg s0OtS, their
English sisters equally devoted 70 hrbsrfrStsry-
The Yankee cries % adsgf, the Britisher says all
ri>tt The American travels - ia tie cars the
Fngii-hmau =. by the rrH.'' The former sends q
letter by Gis mail the latter .'by the POST
The one has a burs1u in his belchamber, the other
only rtss: Of trIrFrs-
CS A-The above siucifclut letters having been
discovered recently upon the closed doors Of an in
divffull known o. have been largely interested in
Southern business his anxious creditors the
conclusion that be htd ucoutiuenty - 'sloPel" frr
Sr-sssit. until one Of them CHANGED TO meet him IN
the street
Halo - savs the creditor what are you doing
here: I sa< the IiActId on your door G. : A
Confederate States e America"
Softly replied the debtor. - that's not the way
I translate it &C. :. A-Can't Settle Accounts
BrEsrrxG oz , W w,rrr--roUr.-A warer-spout burst
over the small II S.hk1.en. between Naumhurg
ani Zetz. IN Prussia during the night Of the 18Th.
anil clu-rti a great amount of damage and some
siderable loss Of life. More than twenty buildings
were DESTROYED AMI many others are much damaged;
ani IN aiir1u, horses. cattle and sheep. and other
dOmeS, 1IiallS killed by the falling ruins.
were swept away by the immense body of water that
fell Yet worse than this uIue human beings were
killed by the CT strophe-
THr NIEx or rtiE SE,.-It i estimated that there
ar, more than 3.)J1. 900 20: engaged in
flriu- life, ou- Z eve-y 500 Of the eIrth's
uopu alton i thus eutIruE the h8ri-hpS and perIs
Cf the 50 10 supply the remaining fJ4 with the
forts auI uxu-ie- O.: life. N defending the rights
AMI honour %: the nation which ne represents In
English vessels there are 100000 men There are
Ij .1l0 AulerIctu Svtnen engaged N foreign COM
u-rce. AMI neIriy the same number are found upou
orr inland wa-er~ The whale fishery alone employs
.Jo,O anI the navy 700 TO 5000 Nearly one
half % the whole number Cf open the
truth - II = cluyeysi IN the English language Of
this large cIIs- Of our fe.low-men 1t may be truly
SAL their f-Ii : the world Go where you viii,
you iui .hs sailor.
E-r.-r che b~-zs sweep. Or tempest breath p-eval-
there i ne seen who does business upon the great
waters, and beh5iiS Gods wonders in the deep
TIE PEE-luESr.-Abrahlm Lincoln 10 great amis-
bi tv rf character and knowledge Of men, unites
-eIfreance eni irmuesS extent rarely eguallei
He short the very man for the crisis; and what
the country : deeply interested n knowing. gives
tone % the Administration Instead of being moulded
bv the men and circumstances by which he i
rouuiei His theory i~-'' this rebellion must be
put down auf thu: specify. what 70 may Time
J. uaacT The war must be brought 10 n close next
winter. any cost Better employ four OF even five
huuirsi thousand men. aui close the war IN one I
winter campaign than carry into another year By
an economy % men AMI money. Say what force you
want aul Il your service; only bear in mind tha
:he rebellion be crushed out. and the leading
rebels hung driven from the country by next
spring
4 R,-E OK 4 CHERRY TEEE-The Pr0rifs1cs
tRlole IsI1ail PIsf say, thIt about three years
ego. citizen Cf that place ounf IN the woods
very small Wild cherry tree. = mere shrub. and
thinking 10 possible make something Of II. though
he hardy knew what, transferred il % his garden
II has grown rapidly. AMI = now about steen feet
IN ight- But what J. most astonishing in rell-
Ji1u il. thcre appeared upon q the smaller of
is branches. about seven feet from the ground
few iays since, q beautiful white ruse. Of the
- double - -uecies, about inches in diameter.
aud having every Appearance q the cultivated
sarfsu rose. growing upon It, natural stem. the
only difference beng that the rose stem. which A.
cenis from Z branch Of the tree not much larger
than pipe sem. passes quite through the rose, and
i seen ~ some distance above t. Near this
stem, on sile, : another With leaves. II the
former csse resembling the rCss leaf more thsn the
cherry aHd ou this = = beautiful rosebud, nearly
ready 10 open Itself cur gaze On the other side
a. sill another stem. but Enthusiastically legitimate
shoot u the parent cherry tree-the leaves bearing
but sight resemblance those the other stems
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