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Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26

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Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
THROAT DISEASE,

This large class Of diseases, including Ulcrrations In
namations, bronchial IrriatuHS. &c most succs, full
ly treated by the OF Dr. Davis DepuratiYr and Dr.
Davis Throat TIeation. Head the follow ing case Of
speedy cure after long continued suffering:
Fast Town. Chester Co, July ., 1859
DR. DAvIs-Dear Sir: About five years ago, was at
tackled with disease Of the throat, which grad
uaiiy but at times when would take cold the pain ami
differing would be very distressing accompanied with
loss OF voice To such extent that clgll not speak
above whisper. The disease continued getting wrrSc
notwithstanding was under medical treatment Of ouI
different physicians. Becoming alarmed at my cond
ton concluded to 10 Philadelphia and consult YOU
which you recoect did in the winter of 1sJl, when
you recommended me to take your DepuratiVe and by
the use Of four bottles of it. in connection with your
throat application was entirely eurcd and have
mainrd well. 1t is more than year since the
Was effected. Respectfully. your friend,
MARC ARETTA T. BISHOP.
P6-DR. DAVIS ANTTScEoFuLoUs OINTMENT and THrotT
APrLc'TioN should accompany the Dcpuratve in
Of fScrofgouS Ulcers and Ulcers, sc. Of the Throat.
- Call on the Agents, J.BAkER Il co. Of
LewisburE, and procure Circulars containing lars
mass Of evidence in favor of the medicine.
J. BAKER co, Agts for Union county. tsily
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
Tailoring Business,
PURIFY THE BLOOD!
MOFFAT'S Vegetable LIFE PILLS
AND
PhUNjF BiifRrS.
THE hioh and envicd celebrity which

THE high and envicd celebrity which
the-- pr,-.nn-nt Medicines have acquired their
invari.le efficacy all the diseases which they poi--
10 curr has rendered the usual ractic. of pnrnf not
only unnecessary, but unworthy of them. They are
known by their fruits their good works testf fr them,
and they thrive not by the faith OF the crriuonS'
INALLCAsES OF A>THs. AcUrE sNb Chio>ic hhsu-
sAI-h, ,AIt 0f INA BLspDfk ANp h4Dstis hI.''
kEyIRs .Sr LiyEk CosPLAI>T,.in ~" south nnd west
where these diseases prevail th.y viii De muhi
able Planters, Farmers, and Others, WI" oh '' '4e
Med cn--, will never aftrf~arI- b- without them.
DYsPKP-IA-No person with tins distressing aisra,'
should delay using these m"iicin-- mfn'7ilHte'N.
Hons ~ IHE SKIN, kkTsIpEL,s FLiUiiN,i fth AM
Asus For this OF the Western country '"eSr
ni- i-iicn-s ~ill lie fund s-s, speedy and CERTAIN
DIV Other medicine, Icnv. tLr SYST, SuiJettu return
Of the lises.--a by the-. m-ieiLer l. permanent
Try THEs, BE siTEsiED, AND Ia cukED.
M.pctHAL Never fails to eradicate cntlrriy
all The fleets - Mercury infinitely sooner than tn must
powerful Preparation o' -arsai sra
Si1HT >wy,rs. NFEyoU- bEHLIrY, NERvhus tosfialNT-
OF AL KINDS UEGt>lC AffL5IIUNs PALPITslI0N Os lAE
HENkT, f.I>Tts's ts"uc.
PLls-Th- rilinnl proprietor % th-.r medicines vas
cured Piles Of I1 y".rs standing by IN" use 81 'h,e
Lite Medicine. .lon- wuBSs OF all kints ARE ''-rtuas
e1t.II-i ty th.,. Ncicin-s Parents ~ do ~rllt" al
minister them whenever their existence 10 suspected
Relief will lie certain.
TIE LIFE PILLS AND PHTNIN H1rTERS
Purify the blood and thu. remove Al d-rn-rs from the
system -iu Il, trisl ~ill place the Lifk ilLi> hhi
PHtkNlN HIITEs t-sond the reach OF competition III
the -stiIH.tiou oi every .atirnt
ss-Prepsf-i by pE. WILLIAM r. NoFFaT,
SO Broadway, corner worth IT N.w York.
ly73s and sold ~ all Druggists.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26

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In NlEvrtS AFFsrlIoNs Of al kinds and f.r raasor,,
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Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26

BEAUTIFUL TuoUGHT.-Doug.as Jer-
rold at one time said: "a garden is a
very beautiful book, written by the finger
Of God. Every flower and leaf is a letter.
You have ouly TO learn them-and he is a
poor Ounce who can not, if he will-to
learn them, and join them, and then 60
on reading and reading, and you will find
yourself carried away from the earth TO the
fkies by beautiful story you are going
through. You DO not know what beau,i-
full thoughts-for they are nothing short
grow out Of the ground, and seem to talk
to a man and then there are some flow.
ers-they always seem to be like ever du-
tiful chi.dren-tend them ever SO little,
and they do come up and flourish, and
show, as we may say, their bright and
happy faces to you"
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26

ATTEND TO FARMs.-Our people should
At once give more attention than ever to
farming. Let them raise grain, vegetables
aud provisions of all kinds War is upon
Us, and We know not when it may end.
Many OF our most active citizens will be
drawn away from the peaceful pursuits of
industry. The amount of producers is
therefore diminished, whilst the demand
for provisions will be rather increased
We therefore advise our farmers to plough
aud SOW and reap and NOW and do it with
Their might. They will thereby be effect.
uaily serving both themselves and their
country.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26

Orange and black of despotisn
Everywhere the hues-
See, DAVIS and his followers
The austrian cOi0rs chOOse'
Those tyrant badges on the South
Appropriately sit,
And gain 8 new significance
Most wonderfully fit.
The black, the nrgrO-casily
With all that meaning catch
The orange is the gold that's wruns
From the poor toiliDs wretch
Let us congratulate the bore
Upon the choice he's made
impossible TO mud more
Significant cockai.l
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26

WHAT LEGs.-Thea astonished hackmen
in Washington say the Republicans are
singular chaps, for they are all walkers,
They walk to the White House, they walk
to the Capitol, they walk to the navy
yard, they walk to Georgetown, they walk
the Avenue all day, and then walk to a
ball, and walk home, and take another
walk after they get there to s'raightcn
their legs before going to bed. Such
chaps are good for shOemakers, but poor
ret for the hackmeu. One of these prai-
rie chickens, they say, can walk down any
hack in Washington.-S'ates d Union.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
The Dimes Saving Institution Of L.
Wisburg

= ready TO receive anv amour, on Derosite
| from Ten Cents and upwards. Four per
cent per annum Interest will he paid on all
,pseiai deposit-s of Two Dollars and upwards
if deposited two months and longer Office
ir Beavers brick block, North Third 81.
H.P. SHELLER, Treasurer
Lewisburs, Oct. 10, 1860
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
Union COUNTY STAR LEWISBURG CHRONICLEAPRlL 26 1861
Improved Mineral Plate,


(base and teeth the same.) which is fast su-
perseding the use Of Gold and Silver Plate.
The Mineral Teeth are undoubtedly superior,
and 10 many respects more desirable than any
other now offered t- public by the Dental profession
They are the highest attainment of the art.
Teeth mounted on Coral and Amber Bases
at reduced prices These bases hsv. been tested by the
scientific and highly recommended for uti
and beauty.
Teeth also Mounted on Gold and Platina, in
only by DR. in this locality which Is far Superior to
Silver silver Platc prices Slyer no. used nS has
proved in many injurious to the health ot the
Special attention will also be paid 10 Natu-
raj Teeth correcting all irregularities treating irritable
ani exposed nerves filling eras-d teeth IN the most
skiful thus preserving those ORGANS which CON
tribute % much to the comfort and appearance Of the
Pcs>'ssor N
DIR. Burlan's mode of operating Will at all
times the mildrst character carefully aNoanI The
infection Of unnecessary .n and will BE- adapted 20 the
aye constitution and health Of the patient, Thereby OF
rng the greatest To- such iesirou-
of pr---ryny their Teeth who might, fear alone
permit their entire and premature decsy Psr."n' r-
auring the OF Dentist will promote their ln-
trr-sts hy calling Dr. r., ~ h. Is perfectly familiar
with all The tranch.s of his profession and with tn" eN
l-renc, Of t~-nty YEAR, constant aud extensive
practice i-terminvt To- spare eSerNop 10 make ev
cry operation entirely satisfactory.
~ Rooms (eased for a term Of years. on
Market square directly H,rrisA Duucsn- former
ly Caldw.ll-) Drug store, opposite tile throncle hhh
T-sg lh Oisces-entrance between DR.. Wilson's ani
the Drug store All operations warranted equal 10 any
in this country elsewhere The nstur. contour ~
the Gums restored. PLEASE CALL AND EAAaiAk
SPECIMENS.
L-xsbuTg. Nov. -, 1850.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
Uyho Will Help the Drill?

One of the most sickening OF the DIS
eustiug developements Of this era of trea-
SOD, small and great, is the demoralization
of tho officers of both branches OF the
Government service, the Army and Navy.
They resign their commissions with the
dainty curl of gorged leeches. Many OF
them have fattened on the nations bounty
from the days of adolescence, when the
Government gave them education, and at
tempted to make them gentlemen, until
now, when they throw up their commis-
s,ons with the wounded dignity Of detected
shop -lifters. These buttoned bsrnacles
have seen only fsir-weather service
thanks to Davis aud Floyd, and Toucey,
and their tribe-while Northern soldiers
and sailors have borne the burden on the
frontiers and on torrid seas. Now, when
they might recOmpense the Government
for its lifelong bounty, they sneak away
from their posts, and take up arms
against it.
Unfortunately, they arc of two much
service to the enemies Of the country
They have a knowledge of drill, and dis
cipliue, which they are not slow to turn TO
account. The armies that are rpring'ng
up in the loyal States, are in need Of eA-
perienced disciplinarians, for the reason
tba, the faithful officers remain in the
regular army. 1t has become important
that the services Of such men should be
secured, and we urge it as matter Of the
highest duty, that all retired officers OF
the army, who are true to the union'
should offer themselves TO assist in the vast
drill that to-day makes the loyal zone OF
our continent to quske.-Milad Inquirer.
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26

The above s'a portrait Of David MCrosry, OF N.rir
Twp.who the 3lst day of August l", m.e a,iav II
before Justice orey That he treated for the
C.NcrR by three Of Bedford county and y Dr.
Newton Of the Eclectic College Cincinnati. for period
nf nearly eight months notwithstanding which hs 'p,
nose, drt por'pn II his ,f' chssI sr'r.ly rGtn
array! He Ind up all hope when he heard Of the
"Plool Srarcher. and induced Ia try it. Four bot
tie. cured him and ;sthough -nay di,tgured there ia
no question hut this invaluable m.dirine saved his life.
The full particulars of h- remarkable msy be seen
in n Circular 10 he had Of rny of the AGENT.
We slo refer Of Nsncy Bleakney of Elierton.
Armstrong Co. Pa cured e SCRovU. after being unable
to get out Of bed for three yesrs
To the Of .iy in Ansonvill- Clearfeld CO., who
also afflicted with Scrotuls in its worst form.
To the of George Mcil residing in Csrrolltown,
Cambria Co, Pa who badly afflicted with Cancer
thst it eat hi. entire on and his If
possible, than MCrerry's.
The particulars of these racs-evrry one Of whrh was
cured hy the u-- Of thr Blood Searchcrmay sso be
found in a Circular to be had II nny ~ the Agents.
r.. ifHON, Proprietor.
Laboratory for N" msnuf- tnrr and sale n"ar the
prnn's Railroad Depot Nclidsyshur-. Pa sold by 6.
". schsfie. Lewisburg: NCrri-ht II-uck, Buhsloe
Rosls: Rudy 4 Iimrolrcich. tsrm.rsville; Cummings
Witrnrr. Hartleon D. II Rissall, Niti'inhurg L. :.
stau,m, Winfield shinlle Ws.erseer, senssrove
ys62
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
90 VpS,NIMV SICKNESS,

there many or discs" H., tsu lsn. allowed
remain unchecked in the -Nsf-p no -l.t cul- d.
REGARDED ~ hrsi siml an a'-''snr- o'h-'' oHt
with TIA. life u' tn. y.ticu ipur- st- nt 10" blr0t
through -b aIion cf n. lung MI ~. sN-t'rl VIII
morbid humors ana Dulsstiuu iorr"- i.".r acc-lr
,;eG To fnve-isi iur.n.iiy-thc h"-r'. liver and :
nevs seusrsalv performing functions Of vital ncCc,-t
to we'll icing imFe.cd in their regular ac'inn-
c-stve organs siter in their i-sk and refuse 70
perform the process n "Var-fuE the nutritious 'i'uruts
from TODD aud The whole men tai heu is ~"l nigh ready
To- sink under the burden hf-. Iar patient an ct
account. hi, Of disorders, anl ut;-u
refuses 10 resort to mel cation from his thorough dis
belief in any prospect q cure. To such
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
GREAT CURE OF sCR0TULA.

The following l,ttyr from highly respected member
of the Society Of Friends affords strong evidence OF the
great superiority ut tie DlrJEATIyE over SAlsAPAEuLA
anI >issAP,EL, MINTUs.s, we'll the yaEio other
Medicines in general use fIr Scra:ula-
Union County star and Lewisburg chronicle. [volume] (Lewisburg, Pa.) 1859-1864, 1861-04-26
STOVES, STOVES, STOVES.
COOKING STOVES,
PARLOR STOVES,

VI L IL f. Z. ~ I'C.
The best assortment Of Stoves ever offered l"
the citizens Of Lewisburg, among which Is The
celebrated "Contnental,' the handsomeSt and
best Cooking Stove now before the public.
CENTRAL rel NDHl. ,,,r,rr,co
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05
PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY,
BY +. WELLS,
EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR.

TERMS OF SuGscRIrrroN.-For one year, if paid
in advanccor within six months s 80; if not paid
within six mouths, $500.
TERMS ADvERTIsING.-For plain matter, ono
dollar per square for the first insertion. For rule
and figure matter, two dollars per square for the
first insertion. For each insertion after the first,
twenty five cents per square. Twelve lines less
constitute square, IL the number of insc tons be
not marked on the advertisement, it will be pub
iishcd until forbid and charged accordingly. The
privilege of annual extends only to their
Immediate business.
Announcements of candidates for Office, s | 90
per month, to be paid in advance.
Obituaries, tributes respect, calls upon persons
to become candidates, Sc, inserted as advertise
ments, at the usual rates
Communications, the effect Of which is to pro-
mote private or individual interests, matters of
charge, and to be paid for at the rate of 50 cts
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

EY""A glass of Madeira, doctor, come,
Pm all right again" said Gobble to his ply
sician after fit Of gout, when caught in
dulging. "Ah." said the doctor, THAT
Madeira will never do it is the cause of all
your sulfcrings." ''Well, then," rcjoincd
Gobble, growing witty, "ill your glass !;
for now We have found out the cause, the
sooner VIC get rid of it the better"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

Ey'Onc Scotchman complained that he
had. got ringing in his head. DO ye ken
the reason O that ?' asked his worthy crony.
mo" ''I'll tell you it's because it's emp
ty' 'And have you never had a ringing
in your hcad!" quoth the other No
never" "And yc ken the reason ?" "No."
Its because it's cracked"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05
NO. 10.
RYE,

This crop should positively be in the
ground before the middle of September. 1t
ought to be seeded at least three weeks ear
lier. For SOIL preparation aud mana gcmcnt,
see last number Of Rural.
GRANARIEs.
We refer to those again, with the simple
intimation that they should be thoroughly
clcanscd before storing the grain in them.
a favoritc method of purifying them, is that
originally adopted by Mr.. Carmichael 1t
is as follows: When the granarics arc clean
ed and swept, place powdered birthstone in
an carthcn jar on bed of sand in the cen
trc of the granary floor, set fire to the sui
phur, and close the doors and windows
The fumes of the sulphur cffectually rids the
granary of wevil, either by destroying them,
or driving them off.
To restore fertility to the soil of orchards
that have long been bearing, spread over
each acre a compost formed of six loads Of
woods earth, 2 loads of stable manure, we'll
rottcd, bushels of bone dust, bushels of
ashes, bushel of plaster, bushel of refuse
salt. Broadcast the above and plough it
under from three to four inches deep. Har-
row and roll. Asa wash for the trees, take
one gallon of soft soap, one-quartcr Of
pound of -four of sui phur, one quart of fine
salt. Mix these ingredients together, scrare
we'll the bark of the trees, and then apply
the mixture to the trunk and larger limls
with bush.
GRASS swARDs TO DE BROKEN IN SPRING FOR
CORN.
Spread over an old grass lay intended for
corn in the spring, from 10 to 25 bushels
of lime, and harrow it in. If the lime be
Stacked with strong brine, still greater bene-
fit will be derived from the application.
TREATMENT OF MEADOW LANDS.
Lands that have been several years in
grass require the assistance Of fcrtilizing
elements to keep up the annual product to
a point capable of yielding profit. Some
of the grasses will also have given out To
restore these and improve the land at the
same time, top-dress the meadow with
5 bushels of wood ashes, and ] bushel of
salt per acre, and follow Immediately by
seeding half Lashelr of timothy seed there
lon per acre Hasso& md croeD-harroM
zsd I'll s = q - IsDsas
tions IS between thc 1st and the I5l 6i fhe
month '''@' ''s' =
sALTING STOCK
Equal parts of mild shell lime, salt and
finely sifted wood ashes, should be mixed
together and furnished to stock three times
IA week.
sALTING SHEEP
See that rock salt is placed under cover,
where the sheep can have access to it at all
times
PREPARATION OF SOIL FOR YOUNG ORCHARD.
If it is intended to plant out young or
chard in the fall, heavily top-drcss the ground
with compost Of woods earth, bouc dust
and ashes. and plough and su6soil the space
set apart for the new orchard as soon as
possible.
FENCES AND OUTuoUsES.
See that the first arc in good order, and
the second well cleanscd and purified before
the winter sets in
DRAINING AND DITCEING.
Push forward this necessary work as spec
diiy as possible.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

"WnAr's IN A NAME PA good deal,
especially if it is bad one, Eugene Sue,
in his "Mystcrics Of Paris" happened to
choose 4 very respectable street as the scene
of some of the worst and most revolving OF
all the crimes which abound in that book
The effect was prodigious. Rents fell f;
some of the best families moved to other
streets; and great was the grief of all the
habitucs that, for no fault of their own, their
own, their neighborhool was regarded as
little better than Infamous At last, how
ever, it occurred to some clever fellow to
have the name of the street changed. 1t
was done and presto, all was right again
The novelist WAS conquered, and the good
people were as respectable and jolly as ever
lyt5 What maintains one vice will bring
II t@c Children
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

EgA wrctchcd editor who hasn't any
wife to take care of him, went the other night
to a ladies' fair. He says he saw there IAN
article which he fain would own, but it was
not for sale, declares that since that night
he is 'wrapturously wretched." AS the
article was bound in hoops, the reader is
left to infer that it was either girl or keg
of whiskey. They are both calculated to
make wretch "wrapturous.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

Es Never lock at the girls. They can't
bear it; they regard it as an insult. They
wear their feathers. fulbelows and frills
merely to crafty their mammas-th that's all.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

re- Theodore Hook, after having been
crammcd at an aldcrmanc feed,
being asked to be helped again. replied.
''No, thank you, don't want any more;
but will take the rest in money, if you
please "
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

ES' a mob monster, head enough but
without brains
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

ly.Look here, printer" said an en-
ragged poet, ''you have not punctuated my
poem at all )" ''Well, sir, am not point
er, I'm SETTER" replied the printer.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1861-09-05

Nts He that has trade has an Office Of
profit and honor