Democrat and sentinel. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1853-1866, 1861-07-10
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is liar.
To keep your poor relatives IRON tFoaohhs 70"
Commit suicide.
To keep from being dry-Stand out III the
rain.
To Do away with sreetacles-Put your eyes
out.
To see if a girl is amiable-Tear her dress in
q ball room.
To get the frost OH: Of your fngers-Put them
IL hot water
To prevent headache when getting sober
keep drunk
Misery loves company, and 50 does q marriage
able young lady.
Half million packs of cards are made annu-
ally in London.
The man who confines himself 10 the drink Oest
for him is teel supplied
To make a nice jarn-Lay your he'iu uiiuer
descending pile driver
To have tarts for tea-let your wife see you
kiss the waiting maid. A sure thing!
To tell if YOU love a girl-Have some shallow
headed chap 90 and see her
The farewell of some wives to their husbands
every morning-Gaty and buy
Ifa man cheats you once, blame him; if a Sc
cond time, blame yourself
There is a house in Paris which sells annually
half million pairs of wooden shoes
Camphor has been discovered 20 be an antidote
to that terrible poison, strychnlne.
He who never gives advice, and he who never
takes it, are alike unworthy of friendship
A piano aff5ris young lady good chance to
show her lingering and her finger rlng-
Itmakes a great difference whether glasses
are used over or under the nose
The man who follows the sea thinks ne shall
get up with it one Of these days
Wby i a solar eclipse ike woman beating
her bov ?-Because it is hiding OF the sum-
Touchy people of all classes are apt to wear
spectacles of the highest magnifying power.
As man drinks he generally grows reckless;
in this case, the more drains the fewer scruples.
A lover may imagine himself discarded when
he sees anothers name on the wedding cards
Gentlemen who smoke allege that it makes
them calm and complacent
Cure for a felon-Take piece of rope, ten
feet long and-hang the rascal.
WHY is an arthmetcian like dog with lame
leo Because he puts down three and carries
one.
The most direct method of determining horse.
power-stand behind and tickle MS hind legs with
briar.
Excessive indulgence to others, especially to
children, is, in fact, only selflndulgence under
an alias.
To the man of strong will and giant energy,
possibilities become probabilities. and probabili-
ties certainties.
The human heart, like well, if utterly closed
in from the outer world Is to generate an
atmosphere of death.
If you are looking at picture you try to give
it a good light. Be as courteous to Your fellow
creatures you are to a picture.
A notorious abolitionist announces that he will
lecture on the gallows. The Louisville journal
l,,,oo he will ICrett he HANG of his subject.
Fun is worth more than physic, and whoever
invest or discovers source of supply deserves
the name of public benefactor.
Blessed is he who dies in the flower of youth
it is as if he had risen from the midst of a feast
before he was intoxicated.
recent philosopher discovers a method to
avoid being dunnedl GLOW 2-hOw 2-how ?'
everybody asks. Nerer run into debt
An Irish lover remarked that it is great plea
sure to be alone, especially when your "sweet
heart is wild ye."
A quack advertises a compound that will cure
everything. from a bad character down to a bad
temper.
Don't he in too big a hurry, girls, to fall il
love with the young men. 1t often happen,
that your hearts are no sooner theirs than theirs
are no longer yours.
A counsel being questioned by Judge TO know
" for whom he was concerned, y replied, - an
the defendant"
a fellow charged in an Indictment with steal
ing hoe was discharged upon trial, it being
proved that the article taken an axe. Th
matter Q regular no ar.
John, how wish it was as much the fash
ion to trade in wives as to trade in horses %
" Why so, Dick 20 '' I'd cheat somebody mos
shockingly before night"
Sometimes ON musing upon genius in its sim
-b.ar
human culture consisted chiefly in preserving tn
glow and freshness OF the heart.
In most quarrels, there is fault on both sides
Both flint aud steel are necessary 20 the produc
ton of a spark either OF them may hammer ol
wood forever, and no fire will follow.
1t is stated that a kind of silk, of eoars
quality, but strong and abundant, is being oh
tanned in France from a worm which thrives i
the japanese acacia, a free growing tree.
A letter from Paris states that a new color ha
been discovered, producible from coal tar. 1t i
called dianthne, and varies from a deep purpl
to all the shades of bright rose-color.
Always be at work for the attainment of al
object Ii the object itself is not important, tt
pursuit Is The fox, when caught, is worth no
thing he is followed for the pleasure of the fol
lowing
With time and patience the mulberry leaf be
comes satin. What difficulty is there az which
man should quail, when a worm can accom-
plish 50 much from the leaf of the mulberry
tree2
Joy is heightened by exultant strains of music
but grief is eased only by low ones. "a sweet
sad measure" is the balm of a wounded spirit
Music ightens toll. The sailor pulls more cheer
lily for his song.
a little girl of four years old was recently call
ed witness in police court, and, III answe
TO the question as to what became Of little girl
who told lies, she innocenuy replied that the,
were sent to bed.
ANEcDOTE-Some twenty years ago, farm