Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1861-12-05

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ofauction sales and real estate sent In by them muS'
be paid for At the usual RATES.
not Accompanied atth Writte.I
dlr0ctIons win be inserted until forbid and charged
accordingly.
Marriage NOtieesOf Funerals AndannOuncemgpts
Of sermons 50 50 eenta Zach. Ea noyll-og
a'R Tastings OF Puch.
Punch still makes merry over American
affairs butts jokes are dismally dull. The
large picture represents the two proprie-
tors of a,cotton store engaged in 6ght,
blockadtng up the doorway of their own
premises. Over the way is IN Indian
Cotton Depot" before which is a very OBJ
seduious East Indian, John Bull is just
turning away from the former store, with
the remark, 4Ohl if you like fighting bet
ter than business, shall deal at the other
shop" John Leech contributes a capital
skeetb called The First Day of the Season.
The scene is "a warm cosy looking sitting
room ia country house, the venerable
mistress of which sits occupied with her
needle before the fire. Everything is quiet
land Tranquil, when suddenly the door is
apened.and in rushes n handsome amazons
dressed in q riding habit spattered with
mud, her hat battered, aud r'kish' Charley
Bangor oft in top-boots aud vurla in atten-
tendance. The following conversation en=l
surs:- at
.4unt sally tg4o Is psrg gariiestqs.}A,,
well, dear, did you have a nlGa Eile z 'a@
j L,Sts
"Ohl Delicious Aunty and do you know,
we fell III with the HoundS--rouad Fox
Mt Merry's Gorse, run him without II check
for twenty minutes up to Frtar's Planta-
tion-bothered us a little there, but hit
thim OFF again, aud away we went AS hard
hs We could split, over Simmons EnclOs>
nres-iuto Brond6ell Pnrk-rjght thr"uSh
Old Lady ,Gollpps Gnricn-youf never saw
such sight-did1'l st0p there, but stcH'Ii-
ed away down Freshwater Vale, and killed
him'in the Open, close to DDllnlan.s Heath
Ian hour and len minutes by my little
watch, and Charley BAngcroft says went
| like Bird, and I've asked him in 10 Lunch,
and don't know what's become OF Poles
and the Couch Horse p 10 Hs=5.gf..3
STATISTICS FOR THE SuRssRY!-PRoM THE
| MoNITEUR viSIcoLE.
Fair Brussels takes the lead IA beer, I'D
| Proud Stockholm loves her brandy, rg
| Madrid is great tn chocolate, Is7 ef5
Dear to each Spanish grandce.
| Vile Hbsinthe keeps gay Paris pert, .a.--
| is The Turk for coffee Graves, ite s.rs
f. Strong wines NIL up the DritOn's' cup,
Who never will be slaves, : q5sl5t q. 1Ee
Hes But son look hero, my little man, eF4
be wiser than tho bunch: s-sAt a--
Through all youElife pursue one plall'
And always stick TO ssts7i FuScH,
10 IMPLA0ABLR JONATHAN. ~
lit is impossible to please the Yankees.
! They are not satisfied with our leaving
them to themselves, aud they also complain
thatwo will notistahd a loan. No wonder
that we do not cotton together, and ii. is
not likely We shall, so long ms they con-
tinue to keep US out of cotton. 5
/ FASHIONS FOR EovEMBER.-(FRoMa sLE Wis
lI.-zs3.at, a5- ,7et- DOM. a So '.-
An. entirely new fashion has been intro
lduced by ladies who are justly entitled to
| be looked up to as models. II has obtained
Itbe most nnbounded appreciation from
gentlemen who have the sappincss TO be
fathers or husbands 1t consists OF tie
dresses which were purchased last winter,
aud which. bhving been carefully put away,
come out with all the advantages of nov
city and economy. Some leaders of the
fashion have gone sUfar us to place in The
Savings Bank the money Which newdresses
4 would have cost, but this habit is at pres
ent confined to ladies of the nOsteX exquisite
taste andjudgmcnt' So graceful aud we'll
HATING habit will, however,it is prog
nosticatel, have many imitators. aifi'
lsP1rE cARRiEp TO ITS uTNosT MAtleSiTv.
An ingenious friend Of5pnrs snys he has
discovered the secret of Nessus' SHIRT. He
says it was shirt With all tie buttons of.
lit was sent to Hercules puTposely to annoy
0hoa hat avs IIa
lput It on, the absence of the buttons used
to put Hercules in to such Il burning rage
that ultimately it was the death of him ~
/ WILL You RuY NE THEN AZ NOW 2-THE IN
/ or ~ DIAN COTTON QUESTION.
You have told me that ynu want me, and Of eourso
4 the truth you speak, p
For your rnpns half time arc working, and your cot
4 ton you've % seekI ~ ..a5 .
No aAmerican" obtaning, under that severe bloc ade
BY the Northern States established, which suspsnds
i the Southern trade.
But If Worth and South should llapPOn ever to con-
Ere the ruin q th6Ir Commerce viii you buy then
soHswsa. ITO lower price that other article may then
With quality superior in small tIssres 10 mine.
Money having been invested In tlelahor and iceland
NeedfaI for my cultivation, with ytsNtp. your de-
caa rPerast r tia. yoa,t continue atshtai to your
tBetter market once moreopen will you bug me then
snow, susa ase1F.oaI 81
j gs LOGICAL AID rHEoLoaloAb.
!. The Mormons, through AFR. brigham
Young, have sent in thelr adhesion to the
North. or course, The leading doctrine
of Mormonisni is Union without Affection.
HINT TO APBACs- SEGaHBon.
frances auGpcler may be. Fottp, bu,
England will not
sSoRlN0.
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