The constitutional union., 1861-03-29
NUMBER 20.
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.

A GOOD man IS kinder to his enemy than bad man to his friends.
 FRESH rolls every morning-Rolling to the other side of the bed for a fresh snooze.
 THERE are said to be 30,OOO veterans of the war of 1912 in New York State alone.
 He that can keep his tongue is better tharf he that can keep carriage.
 It is glorious thing to resist temptations, but it IS safe thing to avoid them
 The injustice from which a man has most to fear is his own
 Black swans and wise lovers are great rari- ties in the world.
 A good cause is more injured by weak defense than by strong attack.
 No man has right to do as he pleases, ex- cept when he pleases to do right.
 More persons are admired and envied from being unknown than from being knowr.
 Suicides have of late been extraordinary numerous in Paris aud the neighboorhood
 Love is a compound of honey and gall, mixed in various proportions for customers
 A parents forgiveness of daughter when her heart is broken, is pardon after execution.
 Tears are natures lotion for the eyes The eyes see better for being washed with them
 Why is fashionable lady like rigid econ- omist? Because she makes great hustle about little waist.
 In matters of conscience the first thoughts are the best in matters of prudence, the last.
 HE man that can be fattered is not necessa- rfy fool, but you can alwaps make one of him.
 The best atonement for evil deeds is to set about the performance of worthier ones.
 Without discretion learning is pedantry, and wit impertinence; and virtue itself looks like weakness.
 Well may every act, and every silent thought-deep hidden though it be-tend to the great hereafter.
 For science and reasoning go to Euclid, for wit to Shakespeare, but for wisdom to the Bible.
 Gen. Jo Lane is reported to have given as his opinion that President Buchanan is "2 kurrupt for the democracy.
 A young lady out West is charged with putting on airs because she refused to go to bell barefoot.
 The things can never agree--two cats over one mouse, two wives in one house, or two lovers over one maiden.
 A Et.l- L-,- L.:-.- ~@I-4I, ---l~. ;- 4la ~L;Ar end of man, answered, |" The end what's got the head on.'
 A short time ago man became so com plctely " wrapped in thought that he was tied up; labeled, and set off on the " train of ideas'
 < You want nothing, do you?" said Pat "Bedad an if it's nothing you want, you'll find it in the jug where this whis- ky was"
 David Fender, popping the question in letter, concluded thus: And should you say yes, dear Mary, I will truly be your D. Fender"
 An Irshman caught hornet in his hand, but dropped it and exclaimed, Be jabers, what kind of teeth do you birds have in Amerriky 2"
 A young man in conversation one evening chanced to remark, I am no prophet" " True," replied lady present, |" no profit to yourself or to any one else.'
 A wag seeing lady at a party with a very low-nocked dress and bare arms, expressed his admiration by saying she out-stripped the whole party.
 Irish Sergeant" Attention, Company, and If hot roin say Here, and all of ye that are not prisint, say Absint"
 A very pious old gentleman told his sons not to go, under any circumstances, fishing on the Sabbath, but if they did, by all means to bring home the fish,
 "Mick," said bricklayer to his laborer, :" if you meet Patrick, tell him to make haste, as we arc waiting for him." "Shure and 1 will, replied Mick, "but what will I tell him him if don't meet him :"
 A father of three sons and five daughters was asked what family he had. The reply was " I have three sons, and they have each five sisters" Mercy" replied the interro. gator, < sich a family ye maun have"
 A little girl of four years old was called as a witness in the Durham police court, and, in answer to the question as to what became of little girls who told lies, she innocently re- piled that they were sent to bed.
 A fellow of atrocious uglness chanced to pick up good looking glass on the road, but when he looked at it himself, he flung it away in a rage, crying, If you had been good for anything, you would not have been thrown away by your owner"
 A country girl, from the field, was told by her cousin that she looked as fresh as daisy kissed with dew" "Well, it wasn't any fel- Ter by that name, but it was Steve Jones that kissed me told him that every one in town would find 1t out"
 "Well, Mr Richards, how does my son get along with his grammar lesson ?" He sur passes any pupil that ever I had" " In what does he chiefly excel, sir ?" {" In stupidity, sir. He surpasses any boy that ever I saw in that quality, sir"
 A beautiful thought is thus suggested in the Koran" Angels, in the grave, will not question thee as to the amount of wealth thoii hast left behind but as to the what dheds