Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1861-02-27
gflistlllaneous.
Beginning of the Honey Moon.

Rough Beginning of the Honey Moon.
On lat Friday morning an athletic young
farmer, in the town of Woyncsburg, took
fair girl, sail bathed in bushes" from her
parents, and started for the first town across
the Pennsylvania line, to be married, where
the ceremonies could be performed withouta
license. The happy pair were accompanied
by sister Of tho girl, a tall, gauat sharp fea-
tured female of some thirty-seven summers
The pair crossed the line, were married and
returned to Wcllsville topsss the night.-Peo-
pie at the hotel, where the wedding party
stopped, observed that they conducted them
selves in very singular manner. The hus-
band would take his sister.in-law, the female
aforesaid, in one corner and talk earnestly to
her, gcsticulating wildly the while, then III"
tall female would put her foot, Town, and talk
to him in ar anery,.eaGd Gdexcited manner
Then the lGusbsnd dswould take his fair young
-pi1-ssr- TEalEoSa corner, but he could no sooner
!. commence talking to her, than the gaunt SIS
ter would run in between them and angriiy
ioin in tue conversation. The people ut the
hotel sscertained what this meant, about nine
o'clock that evening There was an uproar
in the room which had been assigned 10 the
newly married couple. Female shrieks and
masculine "swesr>," startled the eople at
the hotel, and they rushed to th:: spot. The
caunt female was pressing and kicking against
tho door, and the newly married man, mostly
undresse1, was barring her out with all his
might Occasionally she would kick the door
fer enough open to disclose the Sts~art hus-
band in his gentlelnanly Greek Slave apI a
rel.
It appeared that the tall female insisted
upon occupying the s.me room with Il new
ly married lair that her sister wa favo'soly
disposed to the arrangement, aud that the
husband had agreed 10 it belor: the wedding
took place, and Was now indg antly rspudi'
atiop the contract. "Won't YOU 20 away,
now, Susan, peaceful !" said the newly mar
ried man, so!tenns is voice.
"No," said she, /" won't-so there"
.Don't you bulge an inch !" c'icd her mar
ricd sister within the room.
aNow-now, Maria" said the Ieang man
to his wife, in piteou8 tone, " don't go TO
cutting up in this way, don't"
"I'll cut ups much SIS l wanter 2" she
sharply replied.
"Well,, roared the desperate man, throw
iuy the door wide open and >tslking out
among the crowd "well, just you two wirl-
min put on your duds and go right straight
hom. and bring b,ck the oil man AMI woman,
and your vr .ndi:, ther who is n:g' on hun
dred; bring 'en all hc:e, and l'il AIRY the
whole cabooIle OF 'c:n IN we'll all sleep to-
gs:her !'
The difficulty was finally adjusted by the
tall female takin, room aloae. W'l!svi':e
is ENJOYING itself over the sen.at.on.-' lew
land Plaind aler.
The .li.Examinnl S.ciety his proposed
the following sensible que,ie, about this
financial PERIOD to eyey body:
Does it cost anything to print y nowspa-
per?
How long can printer afford to furnish
plmr Without rsy
DO printers eat, drink OF wear anything
If 50, how do they get it?
Do owe for my paper2
I, not this particular time first rate time
to call and lny up!
colored firm in Newark, New jersey
having suffered some p:cuniary embarias s.
ment.. recently clio, ci business, and :hc sen
ior member gave t, the pubic tie following
Notis.-po d.ser!ewtion Of oparsn.i
heretofo resstn tw;xt me and Nose J"Hes III
dc barter perfes.ion am heretofo resolved.
Pussons who osc us must pay IN de scrlber,
Dom what dc furm oso must call On Jones, III
do furm is inlolved.
A school main in one OF our district
schools was examining class in orlhosrsphy
sSp. II and define Aoweret," she said.
"Tl:o.w er.c.l, lowcret a little flower, went
off tuw-heud, in u perfect streak.
HWavelct."
"W.a-ve.le.t wavelet, a little wave" wa'
the promp: return.
"Euilc,.'
sB.u-Ll ct, bullet little buu.' shou'e'
urclin number three, who was innoccEc'
pcrs.nili.d. School ma am cavcd.
Is 10 keep apples from rottng-l lac
them in dry cellar with family of children