Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1861-04-26

The love Of p'ea,urc bs'r,y. u. into pain.
and many a uan, through love Of fame. BE-
eOnes infamous.
An advertisement lately appeared. headed
+" iron s-d.tcat. and Bedding" We Sup.
pose the linen mus, te .hes, iron.
Praise. are ,alsabls Only when they come
from lips which have the courage to con
denn.
When q ca, drink. rum. you may lOOs
Ou, Cor . run pu'.
II is wiser and better 10 hold tie torch Of
truth to the mind than the torch OF perse
euiion TO the body.
lie Who i, passionate and ha',y. !, s-uer
ally honest. I, !. your old. di.senblin.
bypoerite Of WHOM you should be AWARE
These /. no deception In bull dog ltr
Only the cur that sneak. Up aud bites voc
When ysur back !. turned.
A nan va. recently hanssl in apeish
boring state, and he confessed upon the gal
lo~. tha, hi. sr., conmsnc-men, IN Grim
AMI vllAiny M. ihA, Of acPpiaS H,r'
r0D- rIihoEf PaysES fcr a..
We were anus~l at hearing the s,or,
OF an old lady whO.e only exclamation OF
hesrin: Of the execution o. man who ha,
snSs lErl in the ss,ghbvrho,i. VA
well. knov'd he'd come % the g,llow'
81 last. fOr the knot in hi. handkerchief VA
sl~ay. slipping roun! under bis left ea'.
\ man ins-I,bly good sens all the -,
ter fer living in tine miis, o! bai men, Jus
a. rusr- and violet. are sad 20 spring NOR
fragrant hear garlic and onions. the Latter
iao'bing all the 10 Od0r Of the earth.
The following note was lately resrIvei b.
. gentleman from b.. oVersesr e" Pleas
send the by the boy pair Of trace chain.
and two door hi-cc-. Jane hai twin. Ia.
nisht-also tao padlOeks.
When We =, tired Of all the pleasure
within our reach. We can have an uniailin,
resource 10 thinking Of those that are out o.
10.
To proven, domestic. breaking anything
Keep cat in the house, and you wi
never hear Of anything being broken BY the
servants.
One thousand year, ago. the Chinese
bull, Suspension bridges u more than four
hundred feet span.
II Is 20, uncommon for Spanish ladie. 10
po.-e-- hundred fans. They eollse, and
hoard them. As German collects pipes. a.
q geoiOgi,, hunts after specimens.
We never respect persons whO aim 'Ipp'y
TO amuse u.. Their. - vast difference BE-
tween iho.~ us call amusing men and tho--
vs denonin.te entertaining us laugh With
abe former. and reject With the latter.
"A BEAUTIFUL day. Mr. Jenkin.." "Ye-
yer, plra.apt. indeed" GOOD day for
che race" Race. what race {" The
human race" "oh. 20 along with your
stupid Jokes get up good one like the one
with which sold Day" Day. what
Day - "rLs day We celebrate" .ail
Jsnkios, Who vent on hi. way rejoicing.
I, iss jus, saying Of an old writer. iha,
men like books. begin and end with blank
lsave.-iniansy AMI -euili,y and We may
add that there /. oiteatimss nothing better
between the two.
Patrick Maesnsgsn with . whesl-bar.
row. run race With locomotive. AZ IN,
latter wen, on, Of sight. Mac observed.
"Af wid ye. ys roaring bIaggard, or II
Be afiher running into yees."
Manners are the shadows Of virtues
the momeu,sry display Of thOss qaalius-
which our fellow creatures love AMI rsEeet
IL -s strive to become. then what we strive
to appear. manners may often be rendered
1'.iul guides in tie performances Of our tu
ties.
iits,SSrss. Pride. Immature. and want
of-ens-. are the three graf sources Of IL
manners; without .om, one Of ,he.. dsleet..
no man vii behavs himself III TOR Wan, OF
sxpsrisncs.