Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1861-10-11

And the golden glories of harvest come,
shalr1ake some morning to hear his tread, 4
And give him warm hearts welcome home;
20 kheel with him in fervcnt prayer,
Thanking our God for his watchful care,
In shielding his heart
rgeTlf From sthe rebels hrsnd, ~
& 1 hohonored the flag /.
Of our cherished land.
nea- When Mr. White looks black,
does he change color?
s@- New species of War Correspond
-enfs fs-Blab oons. - So ~.
na- Wanted-A life boat that will
float on the !'sea Of trouble"
sg Why should the male sex avoid
ethe alettcr A? Because it makes men
e,nAan5EdN al sstasal s@E ss3atrd . l5ssa5
xa-s1.s syad soy asaf y;li.s7a ~ was ~ d-i
saisbg- Every art is besttaught by exam
pie; good deeds are productive of good
friends. ss-e s,-z
pea- Msa gradually make way for him
aMlois determined to push boldly past
them.
4ss B@-Yas. stings us even in our pleas
ures; but virtue consoles us even in our
d. e tas .4sce. - szlae-le e4t a..at s..ias
nea- Husband, I can't express my
detestatioa Of your conduct "Well,
dear, I'm very glad you cant" 49,. !"
E@"BSb" how is your sweetheart
getting?" Pretty veil 7 guess; she
said l nee3a' calfany afegs..''
@ Baysnets derive their name from
Bayonne, xhere the first specimen of
those innaasnt playthingS was manu- :
facslrsa. /. {
B9-A Eypocrite may spin so fair a
thread as sa deceive his own eye. He
may admire tie cobweb, and not know
himself 70 bsthe spider t5 =
a gentleman, who had been vic
tiinized bg a notorious borrower, who
IalNays forgotto pay, called him, ene of
the most promising men Of his acquaint-
H A Hibernian, In reeoeaIne ending
COW remarked, she will give milk year
after year uitho out having calves. Be-
cause she-eamesofa COW. that never had
a ealf g ~ Nj S'f'>. - - ~
Tsg9-The power of dreams forces tAe
infinite into the chambers Of human
brain, and throws dim reflections from
theieternities upon the mirrors Of the
sleeping mind.
SGrA A celebrated poet advertised that
heywouM supply hines for any yocca-
sion" A fisherman sought him soon
latter, r,zand wanted line strong enough
TO catch porpoise." sg9G 315
1@A .wag mp, town, passing by a
House which had been almost consumed
by, FIRE, inquired whose it was. Being
told that it was a hatter's, "Ah?" said
I"then the loss will be felt,
.vs5@ Endear orin 6 to make violent love
to a pretty sgirl under the table, and
pressing the swrohg -thato of your
wife, whose CONS are tender-is de-
scribed as one as the miseries of married
life.
D6There IS nothing ga eartR SO beau
tiful as the household on-whieh Chris
tian love forever SMILES, and where re-
..ligion walks, a lcoanselle9 and a friend
No cloud can darken it, for las twin stars
care eentered in the SOUL No storm can
slaake.it tremble, for it has a heavenly
support, and heavenly anchor.
go vanith Fairisms. .,-.
= Mother Goose on the Situation
Hickory, dickory, dockl av li4
Beauregard tries to click" Scott,
II Scott hits him, one then down he will come
Hickory dickory, dock!
- Scots Geography-On the large map
which General Scott is continually
studying are Smanys points of Interests.
hut the veterans attention is princi-
'pafly directed to Davis Straits.
What's, in o. Name?-One Of the
Richmond editors, names the new comet
sthe. Southern 8 Confederacy,''D for the
reasons, we presume, first, that it ap-
= peared very suddenly; second, that it is
disappearing very rapidly, and thisd,
that It bears about the same relation to
the fixed stars that the Southern Con-
federacy bears to the stars in our ma,
,.ional galaxy
= Quite true-The Southern papers
claim tbatagreat majority Of our soldiers
are impressed.
So they are, all Of them in fact, i'm
pressedBitha desire tolWhip'the Rebels.
Newhsre-The Secession Governor of
Arkansas has issued proclamation,
callingsfss ten thousand troops to repel
"Federal invasion through Missouri" ;"
an athe volunteers are "to find them
efelves. IF these poor fellows can find
themselves they will be far luckier than
tour brave boys, who have, for weeks
ssrast, been trying in vain to find any
Secession soldiers. Ln fact, Secession
as nowhere at least within reach of
powder and ball.
Contem 2tof the Rebels for our sol
diers-The moment they see them they
turn their backs upon them.
Ss[,..,.. D.. = = "a ! (
"A number of splendidly furnished bar
, rooinsfwete opened in Washington q few
months ago, in anticipation Of driving a
thriving business by selling whisky to
our soldiers. The, new lay Aasy dissi-
I,afed their prospects, land many of these
establishments have been closed. 9th
ers are Offered for sale, ,9ff-2HaaI '-oI2.