Smyrna times., 1861-05-09

oepu'y sheriff, was called upon 10 serve an at.
tachment against beautiful young widow.
lie accordingly culled upon her nd SAID, "Ma.
oam' have an attachment for YOU" The
w'oo" blush"d' and said she was happy 10 in.
form him his alta achment was recIprocated.-
You do not urdersta nd me you must proceed
10 court" ! know it is leaptyear SIR but
prefer you would 90 the codriing." t.Mrs.
P, this is no time for triilng; the Justice
Is waiting" The justice; why | should pre-.
fer parson."
The MEN OF THE PREss With the reri.
mrnls several members of the Press have taken
Their departure IN mill sry end reportorsl
caPscIty Mr. CorneIss Corron, for mauy
years an a'lache OF the Express aud now Que
OF the Editors of the Transcript. as CHAPLAIN
OF The S'veuly-frst MIR. S. III. Whelpley. a
reporter for the Erpress, : with the same
regiment as recrLn. Mr.. John A. Harden.
brook, OF the Tribune, accompanies The same
regiment as military secretary. Mr. Charles
Burdett, rep"titr of the Times is with the
I"elth Regiment. Dir. Frank Brockway.a
reporter tOf b" ErpreSS, is with the ThIr eenlh
Regiment OF Brooklyn, of which he is a mem.
ber.
COLOEED MEN AND THE WAR.-A meeting
OF colored men was called for Monday, at l78
Prince Street, but was prevented from being
heId by the police, as Superintendent Kennedv,
ailhough sympathzng with the movement,
dreaded that 1t niight lead TO some uE pleasant.
/ ness III New York as well as exasperats the
S""'h Subsequently, however the meeting was
allowed TO be held, when abou, 500 colored men
rendered their services to the Government.
/ 1HE Z" CANT GETAWAY CLUE OF Report.
K%s AT primary meeting OF the reportes on
! MONDAY, UTODOsIllOn tnado that in
| sequence OF the mutItarious duties of re.
porter, preventing their having time to drill,
Ih4t they should orga0lze a fund for the pur.
! pose OF relieving the wounded, buryinp the
de1d, aud looking after the families OF any of
their professional brethern of this city engaged
/ IN deeuse Of the country.
A CLrRCY3AN READY TO FIcHT.-At Rev.
MIR. Beecher's church, on Sunday, the Rev.
MIR. Norhop, who preached in the absence Of
the pastor, IN alludng to the fact that the Young
men OF the church were enrolling their ma ames,
offered his services as chaplain. He said that
II time should come when prayer and preach-
lug were out of place, he was ready to step
INTO the ranks and do his share of the fighting.
Ills remarks were loudly applauded.
PROPosED MILITARY HEADoUARrERs.-The
Mobile Tribune says: Should Virginia invite
Montgomery, the Vice President will assume
his Qhe Pre~ident's) duties, and the President
Will ma ke Richmond his beadquarlers within
ten days. Gen. Beauregard will be second in
command. Gen. Bragg can take care of Pen.
secola.
EXTRACT of letter of the 10Th inst, from
Memphis, Team, to gentleman in 81. Louis {:
" Yesterday, over two thousa nd persons left for
the North, and many mere will leave this
evening. This drain will be much felt in the
coming COZ tict. have no idea of leaving
but VIII SLICK It out as long as possible"
private letter from Chicago states that
Mayor Wenlworlh, of that city, had telegrs oh.
ed Ihe Governor General of Canada, desiring
to purchase arms. and received in reply tha {
Canada would sell none, but would lend hm
2IOUO. The first lnstalment, consisting Of
about 3OuO stands, has re-ehed Chicago
clergyman, opposed to the use of the vio.
lIn IN church service, was over ruled by his
congregation, who determined upon having
one On the following Sunday the parson
commenced In long drawn accents:-" You
may l-d-d.l-e and ST. ng the fortieth psalm"
A son of Gov. Wise, who is an officiating
Episcopal clergyman IN West Philadelph,s.
, was driven out Of his church, April 81, for
emitting the words. The President of the
r United States" in reading the prayers as set
down in the services.
lumber of the natives of Maryland resid.
: ing Philadelphia, have held meeting at the
! American Hotel, for the purpose Of divising
: some means Tor the support of the exlles from
Baltimore.
e "MIss," suid q doctor 10 an old maid, "you
e stand IN need Of the sun and air. Till you have
= them you cannot get well. I" La (! doctor,
? have no objections against having a son and
heir, but must get husband frat.
THE Ri Rev. Benjqmn Tread@sn Onder.
i donk, ID. d., LII ID, Bishop ol the Diocese Of
New York, died at his residence in New York,
on Tuesday morning, IN the 10Th year of his
5 age.
!. The following note was lately received by
is a gentleman from his oveEseer:
n Please send by The boy pair ftrace chains
n and two door hinges Jane had twins last
night-aso two padOcks. Yours &e.