The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-05-23
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Fancy runs most furiously when guilty con-
science drives it,
Tt is with love as with apparitions. Every one
talk of it, but few have ever seen it.
Very few persons have sense enough to despise
the praise of a fool.
The best fencer in Paris is a beautiful young la
dy Of Polish origin Mile Linowska,
doctor may learn to cure by killing, but men
never learn to tell the truth by lying.
Our own hands are heaven favorite instruments
for supplying us with the necessa1ies and luxu
ries of life
There is nc one else who has the power to be SO
much your friend or SO much your enemy; as
yourself.
We trouble life by the care Of death, and death
by the care ollie; the one torrents, the other
rights us.
The hardest men to deal with are half witted
ones, who know just enough to lie conccited.
Friendship is dangerous word for young Ia
dies; it is only love with folded wings.
Some slanderer asserts that paper makers are
the greatest nagci&ns Of the age ,inasnuch as they
transfer beggars gags INFO sheets for itors to lie
on.
Read not books alone, but men; aud chiefly be
careful to read thyeeif.
Every man should he able to justify tie bust
ness he pursueS abandon 1t.
Friends should be very careful in administering
pity as medicine, when enemies use the same ar
ticle as poison.
Let net one failure discourage you. He that
has had fall may stand Us upright as he ever did
The law should he TO the sword what the handle
is to the hotehet il should direct the stroke and
temper the force.
Love cannot fully admit The feeling that the be-
loved object may die: all passions ieel their OBJ
Ject TO be as eternal as themselves.
Envy pursues It's victims through lite. Ii ceas-
es to gnaw only when the grave worm it's brother
reptile begins.
Love can excuse anything but meanness but
meanness Kills love and cripples even natural af-
lection.
The majority of women are little touched by
friendship, for it Is insipid when they have once
tasted OF love.
Many peoples lives are not worth the market
value OF the IRON IN their blood and the pbospho-
rus in their bones.
Kisses between women.-Quilp says, when he
sees Kisses between women, it reminds him of two
handsome unmatched gloves-charninp thinps
with their proper mates, but good for nothing,
that pGy
The directors of the theaters Of the suburbs of
! Vienna have received orders that. before produ.
cling any new piece, they must have general dress
rehearsal of it before commissiary Of notice 40
| that the costumes may be modified in the event
| of their appearing Objectionable, etker on moral
or political grounds.
There are four good habits-punetnaIjtv aeon
racy, steadiness and DESPATCH Without the first
OF these, time is wasted without the second mis-
takes the most hurtlul to our own credit and inter
est ana that OF others may 0e commit ted without
the third, nothing can be well done and without
the fourth opportunities Of great advantage are
lost, which it is impossible to recall
A PARLoR lHMAFE-Miss Fuller, in a late let
| ter from Europe. mentions having become ac-
! quainted with IL Southworth Smith, the well
known phIanh1opi5t:-"O visiting him" says
/ the lady, we saw an object which | had often
heard celebrated, aud had thought woud be re-
| voting, bur found on the contrary, an agreeable
sight this is theask elcton Of Jeremy Bentham. 1t
was at Benthams request that the skeleton dressed
III tue same dress that lie habtually wore stuffed
out to an exact resemblance Of life and with a
portrait mask in wax, sits there as assistant to Dr.
smith; IN the entertainment OF his guests and com.
pauion OF bis studies. The figure leans little for
ward resting the hand ON a stout stick which Ben
| than always carried, and had named 'Dapple'-
The attitude IS quite easy; the expression OF the
whole, mild, inning, yet highly individual II
is well known that Bentham, in order to oppose
in the most convincing n0nucr. the ureiu dice
against the dissection Of the human subject willed
his body to surgeons and in a codicil subseuuent-
ly written, made final bequest of his skeleton TO
his friend DIR. Smith,
The RAILWAY CuAHGEL,NG.-Bv mail train
there arrived one night at certain station in the
north OF England a large hamper. booked as CON
tanning a live dog, and addressed to a clergyman
IN Lincolnshire. The hamper was taken to the par
GELS Office to await the departure of the train by
which 1t was to go forward. The clerks, as soon
as they had ten minutes to spare being cnrious
as it became them to be, concerning the breed and
culture OF dogs, untastoned thehamper which was
merely tied with piece of thick string. No soon
er was the lid fairly opened than the specimen
with loud 'snarl, and yell of as much Terror as
anger, sprang clean out of the hamper cleared
: the Office IN two bounds, and sped away down the
platform at his sWliteSt. Chase was immediately
, given, joined in by all the guards and porter
about, but the dog was Irretrevdbly gOue-swal.
lowed up by darkness-far away in two minutes
among sidlags, and wagons, and dead engines
where pursuit was useless. What was to be done
The dog had certainly been received and if would
not do to send the hamper forward empty Blank
despair overwhelmed the clerks, till whisper OF
suggestion came at length from one OF them, WHY
not send Nlpper r. NIpper was rough and ven
: cradle animal, of all sorts of breed who lived by
proving around the station, taking all the kicks
he got in the hopes of yictuals. lie was despe
! rate old thief, and he looked disreputabe as ht
q was. But the case was an extreme,one, and Nip
: per was accordingly hunted mp from his snooze il
the c!oak-room, ana was decorated with O pinl
ribbon fastened around his neck and tied in a bow
unGcr his cnln TO show persons that he was on
for holidays Thus prepared for travel, he wa
carefully packed up in the hamper which wa
. forwarded to its address by the next train. NJ
complaint we believe, was ever made f, the rail
way, and we hope that, for the sake of the frient
who did not send him, Nipper died in clover afte
having won, the clergyman's dog, respec
throughout lis parish. Year Round.
q Gen. Twiggs considers Mr.. Buchanan's de
nunciation Of him, Just before he left Washington
as personal atlront He therefore addressed let
| ter 10 M buchanan, after the latter had retire
from once, dated East Pascagoua March 80, hold
language: -'--O'' ~
4our usurped right TO dismiss mo from the AZ
my might &c aequiesced in; but you had no rigb
to brand me as traitor. This was personal, an
Stalt treat q as such, not through the papers. bu
~ person. l SHALL most Gssuredly, nav \ visit I
Lancaster for the sole purpose of personal int,
c'etg with You. So, sir, prepare yourself ar
well assured that public opinion will sanction an
course may take with you"