The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1861-08-23
JDE'S COLUMN.
A snlnn, Addrnaa to, M Mnstnsh.

- VII, ulpu PitSl4tt5 nun blliNh VI
capillary I'm scttin fore a glass, or, |
moar hilalutinly speaking, mirror,
lool>n rite at ycw, vicwh yer stupen.
jus toyer the leA) proportions, with a
criliKsi. Yes, yer arc very huge,
bout as long as a hea's leg. Why
dou't yer gro sun, an look like 10th
CT peoples? You good.for-nuthin' little
cretur Amt yer shamcd ter sit rite
thar, in front NV mi face that wal,
and not gro sum, while cvcrybody's
maxim phuu of yer?
Yer euler amt nun tn purity nci-
Their. Kind NV a sandy yallcr, rod
dish hue, MKT with little whytc.
Oh, thou dclicut bunsh nv hayrc;
I'll tell yer what's Tier fax: cf yer
don't gro faster nor what yer hev bin
groin, I'll talk yer rite ovcrto Alcck,
the barber, and maiE him black yer
Just as black as u niggcr; and then
ycr'll look grand, won't ycr2 An eff
yer git ter cuttin up about me, i'll
haul out that thar ole white razor NY
myhc, and .jist slash ycrritoorG Thon
what'll become nv yer? Who will
Yer hcv ter talk yer roun' town and
show yer orr, theu?-Sai who will
yer hey to talk yer ter the circus and
theater, an ter sea the cali, Sc? Why,
nobcddic. Gcril be left in the suds.
No persou will cycrtrubbcl Themselves
ike cychev, yer little buush NV SPIT
der's legs; 50 ycr'd better pitch in
an gro.
a CAUTION TO CRoPPrES.--Dr.
Liebnits says that cutting the hair
close to the head, a custom much in
vogue, causes the sap which naturally
invigoratcs the hair to strike to the
brain, thus giving that peculiarly Of
expression witch is noticed in those
whose heads have been closely clip
ped.
From this theory, no doubt, many
OF four young men may appreciate
how they hav got TO be regarded as
sp;hcads.
rctY A fine old German gentle
man who had Just returned from Il
visit to the "Faddcrland,' bringing
with him his frau, met an old friend
in store up the street, not many
days since in Memphis, and after
some little conversation, the old gen
tleman inserted the index finger Of
his right hand among the short ribs
Of his better half, who had up to this
time taken no part in the converse
tiou, but stood leaning against the
counter, committing init herself.
Her lord and master accompanied
thcpokc with the exclamation OF,
''Petsy. Petsy!' Swat you wants,
Shon?n 81 wants to introduce mine
friend, Shacob Shtump-tc tam fool
&c more you knows him tie peter
you gifts acquainted NIT him.
WRITE not injuries in marble and
benefits i'll sand.
9 Father. ] see u man having
dead drunk down 1T the market
house."
,'Yoq shouldn't say laying my son
hens lay.
II'I I've seen men lay to-.
"Yes Int I LoI".o,n ,.,, z,,,z.;.,.l,,,
nGo And sniff ,n,,r l,;r,I;ma
con't tall, 70 Won nav"
Though bachelors may grin, mari,
ed men can laugh till their hearts
ache,
N-,s5eS,bso,;ho c,rl,;, ,,,,., =,
mcdigtoIy and nav rn,,, f" .,l '.,, n;I
ti1n l'' ''' '''0' T.
re
IL S i!I were happiness beasts
Molo ,,gi'PicL, ll'''ll 'nell' pun human
i naI li'l'S" Is 'o'S'" III Soo'' ''o' III Ihe
"e'i''
A Cooks REpOR1.-1lo CnlIow.
inc is from fine Bull RIM corrcenon.
dent Of fine Observation-Disclosures
Joe n servant of Erstino Walking
was cooking chicken in a kitchen
near the hospital, ball passed ncar
him and struck the skillet. In his re,
port he said: Bless God! Massa,
never saw de chicken after dat"
o,n pr Trpv,n c,r,,,,,,n,, .
p.,y CprTIr VI ~ Tinnoln '" ",L ~
tLnt ;nstadI - ,ha., i" ',lD' IL, ' p;, H.
monds tbcrc's oar1 Richmond in tbc
GnId 1Io e cont ' Tot,yonn GG,, - any 'ai
sixty thousand men, ON the 21st Of
July, TO find one, and all but about