Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1861-10-10
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T-o6f ofIRis assertion w give TIE following tom
the Bee Of the 9Th:
be- MILITARY AFrAms.-New Orleans has prov
cn herself to be a narsialciu evsTSinee the com
Tnpncamcnt of thc&&n GsOita6rb hfependence,
Both by the number Of troops she has sent 10
other localities and the standing force $40 Yet
retained 10 ensure the safety Of d peculiarly CA
poscd coast. But never so much as now Were
.the maaias thatfaa Bh6enee ES noticeables ahs
as winter Sp4 scbcssana the deportunitySs q ms
vason ripehs for the eueAAysgrasp, we viii r-
mark this more and more. From the prattie ct
children to counting house conversation this is
manifest, and even IN p%arlors and drawing rooms
.one must be quite familiar with ParrOttss flank
attacks, etc.A Re Ire$eht slowing gr&bAr ignor-
aace in war matters than the well posted ladies
themselves. A theological student reentered the
oater world a few days since, after having been
for three months in writing a few vol-
sumes 20 determine the proper Translation of q
Hebrew verb, and the change he discovered in
the moral atmosphere astonished him greatly.
He relates that while still intent upon the alb
sOrbinr topic Of the Hebrew verb, he went into
q barber-shCp 10 get shaved, and while his nose
was in Inc artists finger grip, that worthy snd-
denly hurst cut with: WOW, sT' IN hatisheIt
drill, when you give the order-on theTrE,ht OF
comuanies. by the rear into COlumu-' "ltea-
HNla am NtILtA o FJNAAAANtA
ologv. hurting ont his words through the lather
that covered his mouth, and referring TO the nm
necessary Rineirhis NOSE khHa seceived 1Fm che
hqrher's fingers. hthat wont do, my friend"
+" Why not. sir7" exclaimed the soldier barber,
4ourishinr his razor Ike q sword and imagining
himself "a major pro tenn; IN show Won very
ulickly.' With 4 cry oI murder oar student
-h.-ud lraf6t on oFthc Hf chair and rushed INTO
the street. wiping thy soap suds from his chin.
' Poor crazy man sighed the asionishcd barber.
.Thc maniac 90 exclaimed tho student che
gv2atl h2yF cEtRy thFqal a.s rezaE& 2
Feeling his nerves somewhat ur7tTunr, OUr
bralogical student went into a cofec houSe to
-gel , glass Of gtncssF9 lNgRsstsa haFkespgE
.pnshe over ashlall NsldH1S. Il fae4fte n Which,
h. could only read, "Hardee,' and supposed it
~ b. "a novel. On calling for q glass Of sherry,
the reader oE 4EsuleegbaaRred up hoSissSr and
turned around with the startling expressions:
sErontl Right dress 'FRONT.'. The student
I16oked al him in mild amazemrnt, and repeated:
Sherry, sir, sherry by the right flank, file
/ right. march-company hall! - answered he bar
kIecper. Then,AakHg.a boHlegp.Ae wRtIhrQqgiF
sevefal nianeuvers, Whispering in q loN tone:
Backward, guide right, maTch-companv halt
about face-shoulder arms-present arms.
WheR. the WING was poured ont, the astHqent
! thought to himself; Il maH 80 YTss8e may-Rois-
on me; won't taste a drop"
He hurried into the street, where he was de-
/ lighted to meet his friend, the Rey- NJ, Blank.
+ One sane man at last hethought, so after eX-
! changing civilides he explained to him his new
4 plan Of enrugatiRRIfehErE vEEbz "~LmposSi-
+ ble,' remarked his reverend friend, you can no
more c%ouiugatc them in that way than You can
/ order arms when farming by company on the
/ right into line, guide right "Whatl' cried
the dismayed student Of theology. An the
world is mad BE- said, and he ran hack 70 his
closet and his Hebrew verbs, where even Tie
militia officers may Hottipd hiTz SEE