Daily national Democrat., 1861-04-02
Missouri EiOqucuce.
A REGULAR SPREAD EAGLE EFFORT

must be a regular brick, or TO the better ap-
prehension Of Californians regular "sDick.
On the subject of amending the charter of
the city of Carondelet, he rose in the Assem-
bly, on the 8th ulL and made the following
rambling remarks:
MIR EAErR:-Everybody is pitching
into this matter like toad frogs into viii
low swamp on a lovely e, eninL in the balmy
month OF June, when the mellow light of
the ful moon fills with delicious flood, the
thin ETHEREAL atmospheric air. Applause.
Sir, want to put in word. or perhaps
word and a half
There seems to be disposition to fight |
say, if there is any Gs6ling to be done,
come on with your corn-cobs and lightning
hug4. Applause In the language of the
ancicpt Roman,
Come one, come all, this rock shall fly
From lts firm base, ina pigs eye
Now, there has been great deal of bom-
Iast here to-day. call it bombast, from
Al ha TO Omega q don't uul .rstaud the
meaning of the words, though Sir, the
question TO refer is "A great and magnificent
question. 1t is the all absorbing question
like sponge, sir-a large, unreasonable
sponge. globe shaped, in a small tumhIcr OF
Wa'er-!, sacks UP everything Sir, stand
here with the weapons have designated, to
defend the rights OF st. Louis county, the
rights of any other couuly--cyen The rights
oi Cedar ITSELF LruIhten aud applause
sir, the debate ha- assumed iatitU4mo-ity
We have q little blaek-inck buucomho, buac-
hole tuucoulJc, and lue devil and lis grand
mother knows what other kind OF buucombe
Laughter
" hy, sir, just give some of en- little
Southern soap and little Northern water,
ada quicker than a hound pup can lick q
MIrt ti..y will ma>a enough OF buncomhe
Mtaer 60 wash the golden hor, That roam-
abroad the azure meads Of heaven Cheers
and lighter aliude to the starry firm
umnut
The &pcabcr-The gentleman is ont Of
rider. lie must coutne himself to the quea
zion.
Mr Nil,y-1ust retain your linen, if You
please. iii stick to the text as close as "a
pitch paster to pine plank on lean pig
TO a hot jam rock. Cries Of e Go on, you1l
DO.
want TO say TO these carbouifcrous CEN
t'cwcn, these Ingenious individuals, these de
toGatiuE demonstrators these pere4cuous
volcanoes, come on with your eombustuie7
If DON'T wei, Hi suck the Gulf Of Mex
leo through goose Quill Laughter aud
applause PcthaUs You think am djmiuu-
tive tahcrs and sparse in the mundane elc-
vation. IoU may discover, gentlemen, that
You are laboHug under as great Il mislppre-
Uca-iau astho0th yo" had in.ineruted your
inner o.tl.en. In the language of the Ao'
bic band
was not born in thiclet
IT, be scared by Il cricket
Sir, wc have lost our position. Oar pro-
n.r position j. t1 tho zenith and r1lir-our
A.ao- to the one and our heels to toe other.
at right angles with lhe horizon, spauucd by
,Htt az.rc are of tat Msrocs Grmamorf,
.ti -..t u th Tie c.ruse;lioHs f iuuHm.rl.c
eeu.t,l d. ,oas and pr3Hd as % spech.ed lo.-o
.vau.N eH"N day heara
"Bat boss dnto ..s ..-H., au.n." ia 'lr
language ot tie poet ri,yc-ui,h. Ncuas.
~. o.r proper l.-...u. We Eacc a-srted
s.. ....' '.aiau.Hr or % diaeauu,.ai..I. position.
... N..I5 ,Hc cc.use2 Echuans stc.s "0ar-
e.ue. ir, ooneonbc' The poopl" hay.
.o.u j GA Jaueomhe, While lot o.. spay-
iL,d, ring oucj, ham-tuu- pa.Iev0ile J, rot-
u.U.j politicians have had th,T poses 70
... .hUtgil t.N t.e.e aiu der enough
.omrke cruel fora -ieh g'as-hopacr. Lau24-
t.r nul ca..r
~ir. lhe-. hungry brat. keep tce-.a at the
pa Nlie pnI. iueN say, " let down your milk
Ukov. ur yoaJl nave -pjt hag" Uoth.v
.h.uh ih.y caa stuff such hune9m1a doru
our crau No, sir; sou might as well Try
10 stuff buster dann a wild cat vith hot
aVl Continued laughter The thing
cam, he did,
The public -iu1stour isa great Institution
y SIR, great Institution. Oac c' th'
-r.4.,-l perhaps, that ever rose, rciLueJ or
...l ha', -ir. tayro is TOO much private cut
Iery GROUND The thing won't pay Orca-
-.ona.Iy a .jg aN is hrou4Atin 10 tc iX.d up,
o-t,u~lliy tor the purpose of howiug down
the -..r.pl ,ruuis of error and clearing out
'hr uru-hwool Of Ignorance and folly .hat
u'-'ruc, 'bo puhtc highway of fro-lc-- The
HarH.ue wh.r.s: the axe is applied Tile
aokey--a9 are enchanted ". b the brilliant
p1rk elected The tool is polished; kceuly
edged ana While tae public stare in vacant
.NNoctancy Of seeing the road cleared, the
Implement Is silly taken off 20 improve
the private acres Of some " Cit1fl lri nd Of
Jhepeop!e" What is the result? The OBJ
-trueioa- r.u3ju unmo'ci. The people
curse OocaUso The car iaG--or if j. does
move. il is at tne expense Of q broken wheel
and jade,l and sore backed team tell You
tbe ding won't pry The time will come
whom the nasal rromoutori,s of these dj>iu-
terested grinders viii put to the stone, in
stead of their hard ware. Applause am
mighty afmil the macbire is a going TO
Stop. The grease is Giving ont laundering
fast. 1t is beginning to creak on its axis
Gentlemen it is my private opinion conf
l,utiul.y expressed, that all the grit is
pretty nearly worn OFF. Applause.
Mr. Speaker, YOU must excuse me for my
Northumberland circumlocutolincss My old
h.a.3 rho.- sratters amazingly, but if any
bod. gets papperel, it diut my fault if they
are Ia the way.
sir these dandadjcal, supersquirtical, ma
logouy faced e-utry-whlt DO they know
aNcut the blessing of freedom? About as
much. sir, as a Jopd-fiog does of high glory.
( i}o th.v t ink lhrv cam escape me? I'll fol-
IoW th.m through paudemoliom and high
water luhe-rs and laughjer
These are The ones that has got our liberty
/ pole o.. It's perpeudi,oari.y' It's they Who
/ would rend the stars and stripes-'hat noble
/ h1g, the blood of our revolutionary fathers
/ eublemed In its red. ihc purity Of The
cause for which they del--deuoted ly the
white; the blue-lhe freedom they obtained,
! like the azure air that wraps their native
! hills and fingers on their lovely plains,
! fChecrs The HIGH bird Of liberty sits perch
cd on the topmost branch hGl there is -ecos-
sion salt on lis glorious tail. fear he viii
no iouger stretch his glorious piuionsto soar
beyond the azure regions of the brrcal pole.
| Bat let not Missouri pull the last feather
/ from his shetering wing to plumea shaft to
pierce his noble breast; or, what the same,
make a pen to sign a secession ordinance.
! / Applause Alas, poor bird if they drive
You from the branches Of the henlock OF the