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Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1861-07-19
RICHMOND VA. FRIDAY
. RICHMOND AND DasyrLLE RlIIRo il.

RICHMOND AND DiSyILLR RiILROip. !.
EHEsa aIi1l4s 4 &c
lupEAiNrENpENr's oTEor.
20 caxox y Jtiy l5h, 1SL 8
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT,
FOR TEE SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST
RICHMOND AND DANvILLE RAILROAD.
ON saer MONDAY July iS the Passenger rrsri Will run
~ az foiows:
Mau rrsn leaves Rich read daily Sunday, ncluds at 1850 A.
tas the South Eide Railroad for The souh and
nlll rian .nvils daily e.esp sund,yD sO'
.D o. ssGS. s M It Train eA
nn ,nns Burtssys en- The .rrvL Of W Tf,ia lISs the
scsta and sOuh~ss. a. 49, A. NJ andrsAshins Richa0nd
Train cn Richmond coanses Burtsvls With III. Train.
the south tide IA oad for ynchburg and the South West
from pspyie connect, At surkesvl. With the sout
Side Railroad TT ins for petersburg and Norfolk
Through Ocned and Baggage viii be checked
Erlrch Nashville
KaSio'lls, ,s.a .-.... nunnyis,
Ds ton 6rAnd JUNCTION,
su,ns nsuphh'
Mol,s,Ssry oHAa @ T.Lc III,
jsi5-ts Superintendent.
RICHMOsD CLOIHI.G MsHUFAc-.>ss
The sSS: 81 Hys On ssas ,T
GOODS Cloths, osssmer, ve,ting o. al grades nom III
owing orer1hav sis, Riehmond, Va. s,r
h v. ss. H hs.s SS
Va Rock ha6d his Charlotte n o. sboA We are prepared 70
male II ~ the shortest oece and In the hest and mE
approved styles goods that fl. compare 10 every respect with
Me best Northern goods and many OF the Crenshsw
goods equal In quality Yreneh There be enger
for buying out Of the state In addition
keep slways hand stock Of FRENCH AND EnGLIsH
CLurB AND OAsslERks MOTTO be Surpassed By any houe n
the city. We Cutters and corps Of worsen
not be surpassed house IN tie Unen with de.eruss
ton furnish patrons with Southern rasrl
SOUTH South Sou and be
sold South 70 do al In pov
70 push fol- ard Southern institution.
SPENCE CAREY
-s Uothien and Merchant TAliors,
fe2s Corner Of Main and l8,h streets
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RICHMOND WHIG.
MILLINERY FALL TRADE. 1860.

-ANAhNEiaA fALL IhADE, loOU.
IDcSRH 70 cal atsnaoa ny reoval fou No 100 MAln
aee - he sonnedoos badng No SO Main stress
Faag Tie new
~sPoTswooD HorKLs
tsssn so aad s srss where prepared 70 exhibit aisg
uEsck Of
MILLINERY GOODS
ani esdy made Millinery Ac than heresosors consisting Of
SA straw and Veyet BonnsS Bonas, Pnn Rssons rrs5eh
al american Kousrs Bridal wratas Head Dresses Dress Cas-
lse Gaps and berhas Grape aad Nasha Collar
ass Gaps Has and Cloaks anrAs aed Tara &C in all styles
h connecOn With the general Millinery brsiaessI u
order c04ks and NArtAa IN al 10 fash.
knsse sy Al reasonable Prss An orders v receive psengs
sai spseiAi assntoa- N. Q. BARToH.
80 ~ Hsin s.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1861-04-13
RLrSpoC I
,rTANryD-1o. 900 LADIES TO TAI

WAETHDsIooco LADIES 70 TAI ~
ia re,arrsb,r up stairs( Whero NJ, ersss ~
strs l.Aie yssav hat. foe y (eolsres1 q
nom H 81 10 u Ia nss be. ~ have ~
- year. Ssno ~ p 2 isos . .s = go hcssss z k
avenue vbers they bloch md pres thsar EN- 49,
soior. NJ B-Iadiss fancy firS stnrsd and ksSt tFss
f~p nsfh DARING ~ summer O ssassnans sa0s
NryIaAA. aol-WkSAn1
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ssnR ZELLB NERvTNR POWDBRS,
.Loys or z sSSso SSs. DRINK,

Mas - rvOn eunlnev, b ne drinks, Ia c,s.a,
pFIdCcC usuNA
fr s>s At DRUG stcre, cor narsst snS Divsas. -.
u Ms BrACns BOOK STORE. ,it nsaih .,uas.
HkYlr-sc In Fultou 4, Brcossys.
bH hhkCkkb z. Bro~d q, n,~Hk, H. J.
And by all n pp-cs shls Dta ggiss
PhICs OHY DoILAR
&c WnLS O., whoas.ah Assrts, ils Frsrk-
TN q, =. Y. Apl AAcsNA
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RATES OF ADyERTIGDRo


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sclock, p. =. TAh sunnhliah0A = 0Gnu8
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E,REys oRaIs IoorH PASTEL
II pRIf,Y "a fyt ,s1r, NV, 49,

r,he bcrt dsnri6cr for ths Teeth evsr proouca a.
ol' ssor and bsudher without int.ry 70 the INxk
2 q nn2 1t vaads unrivalled II has nos h.en osfsrs
th. onbno over tourteen searv, and durins ths sss
DOT one word VI complaint beeu nAdalbm a. a.
yo1rsry, every speaks 1 la nlarvelo, propcrtis
,no,e hIsh,St term. All sho vslse tior tccfh, slss
tr iootDoi clCan vhitN taeth, sheud uot nexi,< tv
nv NJ article, a. ara oon6Aert they VIII ma hnA
Z IN ho least oyerrss9d- hsnufsstnrcd end to. ala
md Fra thn syes tBrockiyn, and CIV 5eoeud Ave.
corner 3tL New Yrk Agent for WILLIAMSBURG
ss1ersnv NM AaasST
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Aa,ns J q Asesvsps Jehn J Atsi-ss, Henry
AdsnsHa kndeIson Wm AoctLcuie
.a... AnssTsp pr Q BAy.m oscdI.s
Sir Au1rews John A'ssuh ofes ys
AtA N Andepcn VIM AtSinssa Tins
Broots
Shs~s ~ Geoffe Rattuce WIN Brown Mona
(.Ls .mss HBccs SAYINGS, so.1
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LOST AND FOUND.

QANK BOOK LOST, NO. 5,054, ON TnE
- 9ermaa esvlnss Bank. Ths hndsr viii plsAss
tsAvs ~ the BAak. n hs Cooper lnssitate, % ave-
TERTIFiCATES LOSr - CEKTIflCAfR
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rins Ina. Conp -Oy sAook. tne na0o 81 nra- u l..
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- - srsthsatsa March, 1901.
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-SPECTACLES GOOD AND CHkAP-Wssk
an eIp.sienecd prsetical oy.icAn: All kipds of VsS
sseles bcughA, sc'a takeu n sIshsnss, o. c-Pairel
Ns.e 2sS CT nod q, near WfrtdSs MY, }aAl0
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NEW YoRx SUN,

7sltsss.s.s.s..s,-..t,.=:ss:'::..:::: "a ....,- !. I: !: ::
.ePs N:cm~ sf Broadway, Resk
49, sees4 .saG - Amertssn 49,.
Hsa = eeliyssd b Carr ~, % sub.
WITT 0xNr1 Pm WKW.
Ma - = I'll .s.i o, o. GsT,: Ss,,:
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SAsGeS C0DaR0 PRR DAY.
IN WA1kLY Sun
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SKIRT SPRINGS
~ OKIRT MATuRIAIS,
YARNS and WARPU,
apt.1fI,s<ss THO9- A. GtfTrS ~ Oia 4.

= II o x DEALERS-BRJADWA AND
y city u.Ss.our boot: shoe ard s.issr uDpev a-s
gel! cut and ttsd, and AZ fnast French tock bought
fsr eess, sea ssid cheap for caAh- ARTHUR =
3ON. 60 COLI st, n. Y. alO 2lsnslbS
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GOLD AND sILvxR

WAkKANIEp GOLD AND sILvkR
Silva Cylinder Hsoses.s.ts, jsvsiIed. S. % nd
sily.r Hunting Lsver, fall isvsllcd. sia sis M
silHI Hu.sins cyii.Asr., fax IsvellsA. sIe sls
aok wstees, suitable for LANES. full ievs,led sls
S9e and SO 90.
siiy.S E.siisi Psts.t Lsvsrs, SO. s2a SIS Al
Ssh 90.
W.shs sId By mo srs xsrrputed o,e year.
~ f<ao'lS JOHN COX. 3Is 6swsrY.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28
Forts and Fortresses.

A correspondent of the Savannah Re-
publican thus enlightens the uninitiated
upon the proper significance os these
words, so often used spontaneously:
There is but one Fortress in the United
States-Fortress Monroe; all the other
places defending our harbors are called
forts.
The distinction between these two terms
is very wide. All fortresses are forts. or
fortified places; but all forts are not for
tresses. All colleges are schools, but all
schools are not colleges. The relation of
forts to fortresses is that Of minor TO ma
jor. A foTt may be simply an advanced
work, to protect the extended lines or walls
of fortress. Generally, fortresses are
extensive enceinteS, for the reception of
garrlsons, and built for the protection of
cities. In the United States, no extensive
fortified places, with large garrisons, have
been constructed for the defence of cities.
Notifications in this country have had ref
ereDce principally to harbor Defence
Fortress Monroe, with its capacity for a gar
rison, was constructed for the important
navy yard of GOsport and Norfolk, now in
possession Of Virginia or the Confederate
States.
The construction of the extensive walls
of fortress involves the highest science
of engineering. Not so with forts. The
former implies polygons, bastions, curtains,
glacis, covered ways, plank, scrape, and
counter scrape, ravelins, redans, redouhts,
and the whole vocabulary of engineering
science. Add to this idea of vast en-
ceinte or decentralization to contain large
garrison of troops, and a fortress rises &c
| Its prOpOrtlOnate majesty
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28

riors, and regardless of the shouts of the
officer, continued TO shoot Down the unre-
sisting English, till the brave colonel,
| mounting his horse, which was near at
hand, spuIred HIM into the stream, and
swimming him to the opposite side, rushed
with sword in hand among the Infatuated
savages. So determined were they on re-
vonge, that Ackley found it necessary to
threaten the life of their chief if he did not
call off his warriors.
Me remember Buffalo, Me remember
BuffaloW exclaimed the Indian as he re-
luctantly ordered his people to desist.
On board the schooner, her decks were
covered with the dead and wounded. Sail.
Ors and soldiers were piled indiscriminate-
ly together. The loss in killed and wound
ed amounted to upwards of forty while
the prisoners, who were conveyed to Sack
cts Harbor, were something less than half
that number.
The Americans, who were all raw mill
tia, with the exception of the smalI force Of
Senecas, and who had never before been in
| action, amounted to between one and two
hundred; but many OF them were armed
only with such inefficient weapons as they
| snatched up on the sudden CALL and which
they had not been able to discharge during
| the fight.
The dead were buried, with the honors of
war, near the spot where the action oc-
! CURED and the wounded who could not
bear the transportation in wagons, to the
| military hospital at the Harbor, were dis
tributed among the farmers, where thew
we're kindly cared for.
The loss of the Americans wac three
killed and seven wounded
While tho xraro h.;
preparatory to the march towards Sackets
Harbor, the following amusing and charac
teristic incident 'ccurred. The officers
were furnished wagons, but the private
soldiers and sailors were to follow on foot
under sufficient guard. Among the last
was a large, burly, double listed John Bull.
whose form had been conspicuous in the
fight, and who was brave fellow. Though
prisoner, this huge sailor had not surren-
dered and with a logged sullenness, he
swore " no live Yankee should ever force
him to march," Hearing this, a Young
farmer lad, not large, but compactly built,
who was the sergeant Of the guard stepped
up to the sullen fellow, and good-naturedly
requested him to fall into his place add
ing:
" You are among friends now, Jack,
what's the use of being obstinate? Move
along old fellow !"
The sailor, casting upon the stripling a
look of genuine English seorn, whipped his
KNIFE from It's sheath, and aimed fierce
and deadly blow a his breat.
The sergeant, seeing mischief in the sail
or's eye, was on his guard, and springing
aside avoided the blow, then throwing his
musket to the ground, he struck the Eng
lishman blow with his clenched fist, be-
tween the eyes, that felled him like bull
lock to the ground, The sailor was taken
by storm, and rising slowly from his re-
| cumbent position. with an expression of
surprise, and muttering something about
| the " kick of a jackass." took his place
/ among the prisoners, with manner of the
most perfect submission, and SOON became
one of the most agreeable and jolly of the
party.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28
Hamilton ON Coercinn

The opinions of the early statesmen are
now sought and read with eargerness, par.
ticularly where they touch upon the rela,
tons Of the States with the Federal Gov.
eminent. Alexander Hamilton is said to
have made the following argument in a
public speech in the Convention of New
York for the adoption of the Federal Con-
stitutOn:
alt has been well observed, that to coerce
the States is one of the madest projects that
was ever devised. A failure of compliance
will never be confined to single State
This being the case, can we suppose it wise
to hazard civil war? Suppose Massachu.
sets or any large State, should refuse. and
Congress should attempt to compel them.
would not they have influence to procure
assistance, especially from those States
which are in the same situation as tbem-
selves? What picture does this present TO
your view? A complying State at war
with a nOn-complying State; Congress
marches the troops Of one State into the
bosom of another; this State collecting
aux,laries, and forming perhaps a majority
against its federal head. Here is a nation
at war with itself! Can any reasonable
man be well disposed towards Govern
ment which makes war and carnage the
only means of supporting itself; a Govern
ment that can exist only by the sword p
Every such war must involve the innocen,
with the guilty. This single consideration
should be sufficient to dispose every PEACE
able citizen against the Government. In
the first formation of Government, by the
association of individuals, every power Of
the community is delegated, because the
Government is to extend to every object
nothing is reserved but the inalienable
right of mankind. But when a number Of
these societies unite for certain purposes
the rule is different; and for the plainesi
reason, that they have already delegated
their sovereignty and their powers to their
several governments. and these cannot be
recalled and given &c another without an
| express act"
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28
Arrest of Gen. Harnsv.

We take the following from the state
ment OF Gen. Harvey, in relation to his
late arrest and treatment in VIRGINIA.
1t appears that on lest Thursday he wa,
stopped at iarper's Ferry by party of
virginia soldiers, who informed him tba,
he must consider himself prisoner and
must accompany them to Richmond. The
General told them they need not send n
large body of troops, as he should NOT at
tempt to escape, but. should leave them IN
answer to his government for the outrage
lie was accordingly taken in a carriaee
and escorted by FIVE staff officers.
On the way to Richmond, three davs
were spent in the journey, which was
made partly by rail. The party reached
Richmond on Sunday evening, Proceeding
directly to the house Of Gov. Letcher.e
ms magnate was at dinner. but was sum.
moned, a. once released the General, saw
ing the arrest had been made contrary To
orders: 1t appears that the troops al Hsr.
per's Ferry. being ordered to arrest ,r ~,
narrcxezf sense and ss I'd AZ ~ eee " ne
Moreover, the telegraph reoorre6 fhsr <.
wss coming &C The head Of a srnali c-,,-
General Harvey remained all n;,It
Richmond, being cnurteousIv sn,.r1
tanned ty several military gentIenen
formerly of the United States Army ana
IN the morning early set out for Wash;ng.
tor,deciining an escort. which the q ,vrrno,
was kind enough to offer. He s,ates tb,,
he was at all times and places treated wi,h
consideration, his only annoyances nris;nc
from the unpleasant remarks of rnde
youths, who mingled with the crowds in
testing railway statione in Virginia. anr.
ious for sight at the distinguished pris-
oner.
many Southerners were coneden. ba
would resign his commission ia our a-mv
and JOIN them. He made il yerv clear n
their comprehension that he had no idea Of
the sort. He says he saw very few troons
anywhere, and oven in Alexandria. wbers
rumor has repeatedly located an army of
thousands, was desolate and nan-6-,sa-
ken spot. His opinion, founded on his on.
servaton, concerning the state of feeIinc.
IN virginia, Is that she proposes TO act On
the defensive. having no DESIGNS on wei
ington. OF the latter part, as Ear as that
State IS concerned. he speaks corfidentIv
What jeff. Davis may be left TO do Is an
other matter. lie thinks, ni5reover thu.
Missouri will not secede. 1t is NOT know,
where General Harvey will be stationed
though It Is supposed that be NAV have tho
command OF this military district. He is
M tne health, and his erect form. nervous
movement, and free action promises LONG
and valuable services
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28

E6s- AT Annapolis Junction, a few DAYS
ago, there was a practical illustration of
freedom rs. Slavery. A very diiapidated
darkey, whose garments were of all imag-
Unable hues and perfect labyrinth of rags,
had come into camp to sell few eggs !:
while he was there another ebony-hued
individual came in, vastly important in his
demeanor, attired in clean checked shirt,
blue jacket and jean pants, with cowhide
shoes and felt hat, aud in every respect
perfect Turveydrop in department.
Stan back, you free Niger" said the
last conner, de gemman don't want muffin
out OF dat baskit; why don't you poor free
nlggers work and do sufin-( aside lazy
debbils amt wuff dar salt"
Soldier" Are you slave?"
Darkey with a broad GRIM" Yaas,
boss, amt muffin else Nebber seed free
mig with such closes as dem on, yah, yah !"
and he jerked back the lapel of his blue
jacket Ia Unsworth.
Soldier" Who is your master ?"
Darkey-"l belongs to Missus ober on
de ridge da. Makes plenty of mony now
'mong de s0ger men,"
Soldier" But you have to give the
money to your mistress, don't your"
Darkey-" Um m! me !-Missus muffin
to DO with dat money, boss l amt gwine
to keep hens aud have un lay eggs for Mis-
sus Mlssus don't want 'em. Yah-h you
ony jOkin' wild niger now"
Free niger with dolorous whine y
Spcse clio Gub'ner zone dead an left me
free niger; dat my fault, eh ?"
Slave with dignity" Don't talk back,
man ;-g way ;-g' long and sell dem things
OBJ your'n-l knows your hungry"
Free niger departs with an air of infe-
rlority, and the slave pufs his segar and
strokes his head with solemn counten-
ance, as if be really pitied the poor free
darkey, in ragged attire.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28
Eighteen Things,

In which young people make themselves
impolite:
l. Loud laughter.
2. Reading when others are talking.
B. Cutting finger nails in company.
4. Leaving meeting before it is closed.
5. Whispering in meeting.
g. Gazing at strangers
Z. Leaving stranger without scat.
8. A want of reverence for seniors.
8. Reading aloud in company without
being asked.
10. Receiving present without some
manifestation of gratitude.
IL. Making yourself topic of CONVERSE
ton.
u. Laughing at mistakes of others.
ID. Joking others in company.
IA. Correcting older persons than your
selves, especially parents.
10. Commencing talking before others
are through
lG. Answering questions when put to
others.
II. Commencing to eat as soon as you
get to the table.
Is. In not listening to what one is say
ing in company, unless you desire to show
open contempt for the speaker. a we'll
bread person will not make an observa-
ton while another Of the company is ad-
dressing himself to it.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28
Is Jen Davis Aboard!

The following "good one" we cut from
the local columns Of the Cincinnati ERquir
er:
Nero fddled whilst Rome was burning,
and we have read of the d;ssolute Young
Robleman of the English Court, who, while
stretched upon his death bed, received a
pious epistle from venerable bishop, ex-
horting him to repent of his manifold Gins,
at the same time setting forth the many
glarlng moral delinquencies of his career.
The nobleman was bit of wag, and the
ruling passion, strong in death, induced
him to make the communication the capi-
tai for last joke. He, therefore, placed
1t in another envelope, which he directed
to prominent parsonage who prided himself
upon his high moral and religious reputa-
ton, and who was equally astonished and
indignant at the receipt A bitter feud was
the result, and the incorrigible wag ex-
plred. chuckling over the mischief he had
caused.
Now. there are wags Of every shade and
Complexion; but, Of all the ir17eterate To-
kers. commend Us 70 The frrerress;kle
Squire who presides over the des.I8It< 81
Sedansville; Squire Sedan, otherwise
known as King of Storrs." Many mer.
~ anecdote has the Squire furnished the
hungry itepizers when local matters we're
scarce, and, consequently, there are few
readers but are indebted to the iocunc
Magistrate for hearty laugh. Even in
these days of gloom and depression, when
wars and rumOrs Of wars are in the ascen-
dant, and mirth is at discount, the Squire
must have his joke. And here is a speci-
men one, perpetrated a day or two since:
There is Home Guard in Sedamsville,
of which one of the junior Sedams is cap
tain. The squad were drilling upon the
bank OF the river as the hoarse cough of a
steamboat ascending the river was heard.
when, as she drew near, the Squire re-
quested the company to form in a line fl.
cling the river, and atthe word of command
a regular discharge of blank cartridges was
fred across her bows.
The boat was from the South, and the
astonished commander, who we believe
had run the gauntlet up the Mississippi.
under the impression that Storrs had se-
coded, ordered the engines to be stopped.
and surprising that it was the intention of
those on shore to overhaul her, he gave in
structi jns to the pilot to steer toward the
shore. When within few yards she was
hailed by the Squire:
Boat, aboy."
Aye, aye" was the reply.
Z" Is JEFF. Davis aboard Of that steamer ?''
shouted the Squire.
No." returned the amazed captain.
Then you may pass on" said the 10
ker.
There was pause; the crew and passen
gers were for few moments overwhelmed
with establishment, but as the head of the
boat was once again turned up stream, q
hearty gufaw announced their appreciation
of the sell
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28

Grandfather" said saucy little INN
the other day, "how old are YOU ?" Tbe
o!d geteman. who had been a soldier in
the war of the Revolution, and was much
uncer the ordinary size, took the child he
tween his knees, and, rs,ting him on the
head with all the fondness OF a second
emu OF me- SAID: Ny dear boy, / am
ninety years old :" and then commenced -
amuse the lad with some of the incidents
m the story Of his life-at the Conclusion
OF which he addressed the youngster =
But, my son, why do You ask such n
question Z" when the little rascal. with all
the Importance of a Napoleon, strutted of
and hitching up the first pair of trowsers
he ever wore, after the approved sailor
fashion replied: We'll, it appears to me
you are darned small Of your are.O There
is none of the right kind Of birch that
grows round in sufficient quantities where
such boys are raised.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28

EVERY Mans House HIS CASTLE
Inc following Is Lord Chstham's brilliant
iiiustrtion Of the celebrated maxim In En-
blish law, that Every mans house is his
castle" '-''
The poorest man may, in his cottage. bid
aehanees 70 all the forces Of the crown
IL may be trail; its roof may shake; the
wind may blow through it the storm en-.
ter the rain may enter-but the King Of
England cannot enteri All his forces dare
not cross the threshold Of the ruined tene.
meDt
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-05-28
A Model.

A friend of ours is in the habit of visi.
ting a charming young lady about three
times week-perhaps oftener. 1t is not
positively known that there is an engage
ment, but the gentleman is 30 completely
domesticated that he enters the house with
out knocking. and if bis lady-Iove is not
In the parlOr does not scruple to go in
search of her. The other day he went
through half dozen rooms without see
ing anybody, and at last came to the fair
ones own chamber, but he found the door
locked.
" Are you in there, Mary ?" inquired he.
I" Bless my heart, Charles, is it you p
10 away, You scamp, you can't get in ?'
cried the lady, in great trepidation.
&" must. Mary" said the young man.
giving the door a shove, which threatened
to break away from its fastenings.
'For Heavens sake, Charles % screamed
the lady, now in the last stage of terror,
90 away this instant, LIN"
You're what?"
"Im q modeIp' shrieked the LADY. and
the gentleman left.