East Saginaw courier. (East Saginaw, Mich.) 1859-18??, 1861-05-23
Ward In the Southern
y y Confectionery,
THE SHOW is CoNFIscATED.

don't know what those is. It's popler
noospaper Erase.
Listen to any tail, and be silent that
We may here. I've been among the Sc
seshers, earnin my daily peck by my
legitmit perfeshun, and havn't had no
time to weeld my facile quill for "the
Crate Komick paper, if you'll allow me
to kote from your truthful advertisement.
NY success was skaly, and | likewise
had narrer scape of my life. If what
I've bin threw is "Suthern hospitality"
bout which we've hearn so much, then
feel bound to obsarve that they made two
much of me. They was altogether too
lavish with their attenshuns. A i'af +
'A Invent amung the Seseshers with no
feelins of aunermosity. | went in my
perfeshernal capacity. 1 was actooated
by one Of the most Loftiest desires which
can swell the human Boozum, viz:--to
Civ the people their moneys worth, by
shown them Sagashus Beests, and Wax
Statoots which venter to say air onsur-
past by any other statoots anywheres. -
/ will not call that man who seq my stat
cots is humbugs lier and boss thief,
but bring him bel me and I'll wither
him with one Of my skornful frowns
But to rroseed with my tail. In my
travis threw the Sonny South l heared
heap of talk about Secesbn and Dustin
up the Union, but didn't think it noun
ted to nothn. The politicians in all the
villages was swearin that Old Abe (some-
times called the Prahayrie fower) should
never be noggerated. They also made
fools of themselves in varis ways, but as
they was used to that didn't let it worry
ME much, and the Stars and Stripes con
tinnered for to wave over my little tent.
Moor over, | was Son of Malty and q
member of several other Temperance So
cieties, and my wife she was a Dawter Of
Malty, an i sposed these faxs would Sc
coor me the inhoonz and perfection of
all the fust famerlies. Alasl / was dis
pinted. State arter State scseshed and
it growed hotter and hotter for the un-
derSigned. Things come to climacks
in a small town in Aabamy, where was
premtorally ordered to haul down the
Stars & Stripes. A deppytashun Of red
faced men cum up to the door of my tent
ware / was standin takin money 1.-THE ar
ternoon exhibition had commenst, an my
Italyun organst was jerkin his sole-stir-
in chimes,) awe air cum, Sir said a
milingtary man in coekt hat, "upon a hi
and holey mishun. The Southern Eagle
is screamin therewout this sunny land
proudly and defantly screamin, Srp
"What is the mater with him , SEE /,
don't his vittles sit well on his stun
mick 2" .aI biaa
"That Eagle, Sir, will continner to
scream all over this Brite aud tremenjus
land y
"Wa)l, let him scream, Ifyour Eagle
can amuse hisself by screamin, let him
VENT The men annoyed me, for | was
Bizzy maxim change,
30" We are cum, Sir upon a matter Of
dooty--' .Haf
"You're right, Oapting. It's every
mans duty to visit my show sed /.
1--WE air cum 30 lt
Inland that's the reason you are here !
I SEE l. larfn one ofmy silveryl larfs. |
thawt if he wanted to COAX I'd Civ him
sum of my spsrklh eppygrams. a Boz
4" Sir, you're inserlent. "The plain
question is, will you haul down the Star
Spanglcd Banner, and hist the Southern
hag! 'H H 9..aa.i..3 Faa
MARY histm Those was my reply.
.' f'Yo wax works and beets is then
confsticatcd, & you air arrested asa Spy!'
! SEE 7, any fragrant roses of the South
ern cline and Bloomin daffodils, what's
the price or whiskey in thisatown, and
how many cubic fleet Of that seductive
food can you individually hold?nl
They made no reply to that, but said
my wax liggers was coh6sticated. AK
cd them if that was ginerally the stilc
among thieves in that country, to which
1they also made no reply, but sed lfwas
arrested as Spy, and must go to Mont
Epomery in iuns. They was by this time
! lined by large crowd of other Southern
patrits, who commenst hollern "lIang
the bald-headcd aberlitionist, and bust
up his immortal exliibition!p Twas ceased
and tied to q stump, and the crowd went
1 for my tent-that waterproof pavilion
wherein instruction and amusement had
been 50 muchly combined, at 10 cents
per head-and tore it all to pieces.---
! Meanwhile dirty faced boys was throwir
stuns and empty beer bottles at my mas
siv brow, and tallin other improper lib
ertiesnwith my person. Resistance was
useless, form variety of reasons,as i read
IiIv obsatved. oval lioai loot H9ni haG
The Scseshers eon6sticated my statoot'
4 BY sinashin them to attums! They Their
went to my motley boDand oonfsticateC
all the loose change therein cohtamod.--
They then went and burst in my cages
lettih all the'ammiles loose, "a small bu
helthy tiger among the rest. Thistigel
thas O. excent,ic way of tearin dogs L
pieces, and / alters sposed from his gin
eral conduck that he'd hav no hesitashuT
in servin human beins in the same way
IL he could gir at them Excuse me If
was crooil, but larfed boysterrusly whel
4 saw that tiger spring in among Tn
4 peeple. 600 il, my sweet cassh / inard
liy exclaimed, 81 forgiv you for bitin OF
my left tl,um with lomy heartl Ri
iien up like a bully tiger whose Lare ha
4 bin invaded by Sesesherslp aain9 a1IU
4 90 Isean't say for certain that the tige
4 serisly injured any Of them, but as he wa
seen few days after sum miles distant
with largo and well-selected assortmen