Worcester daily spy., 1861-05-25

dootvsntes'2 inform you that he's ded lie 50
tl,, ..u. .. ,i1e
terday, and stabbed hisseli with stuffed'sled |
stake, d,in in five beautiful Iabloos TO slow |
mousic! His larst words was: My pertesh- |
ernal career is over! jerk no more!
"And who be you?"
"I'm a sloodent in Senator Benjamin's law |
offiss I'm goin up North TO steal sum spoons
and things TOR the Sutlern Army
This was satistactry and the intosslcated
troops went orr. AT the next station the pref
ty little Secesher awoke and sed she must git
out there. bid her kind adoo and Civ her
sum pervisioBs. Accept my blessin and this
hunk OF gingerbread!" !" l sed. Size llankt me
muchly and trIpt galy away. Theres consld-
cradle human natur III man, and I'm trald
shall alters Civ aid and comfort TO the enemy
ii he Gums to me in he shape of a nice young
gal.
AT the next station l didn't git orr so easy.
/ was dragged out OF the cars and rolled IN the
mud tor several minits for the pulpuss OF
t'takin the couseet out of me" as Sesesher
kindly stated
/ was let up finally, when powerful large
Srceser came up and embraces me, anu to
show that he had no hard feellns agn me, put
his nose into my mouth | returned the cunl-
pliment by placing my slu..mick suddenly
agin lis right foot, when he kindly made
spittoon of lis able bodied face. Actooated
by IA desire 10 whether the Sesesher had
BIN vaxilattd, then fastened my teeth onto
his left c0atsireve and tore il 10 the shoulder
We then viIently hunted our heads together
fol a lew mitits danced around little, anu
sot down in a mud puddle. We riz TO our ieet
ayin & by sudden & adrolt movement
placed my left eye. agm the Seceshers fist.
I'VE then rushed into each others arms and
fell under Il twO-hosS wagon. / was very
much exhaustid aud didn't care about geltllt
up agin but the man sad he reckoued d bet
Ter. and | couclouded would. lie pulled me
up, but l hadn't BIN on my ieet more'n TWO
seconds aiore the ground flew up and Int me III
the he'd. The crowd said il was nlglia0ld sport,
but couldn't zakly where the lafIure
come in. | rig and we embraced aglh. we
careered madiy to steep Dank, when got
the upper hands OF my antaggernist aud thru
linn into the raven. lie Tell about forty feet,
striking a grindsione pretty hard. under
stood he was injured. | haven't heard from
the grndstone.
man in a cockt hat cum up and sed he
felt as tho apology WAS doc me. There was
a mistake. The crowd had taken me for an
other man! ] told him not to mention it, axed
him if his wife and little ones was SOS to be
about and got on bored tile train, winch had
slammed at thai station 40 mints for refr, S H.
men ;" got all / wantid. 1t was the harties
N al ever ct.
was rid on a rale the next day, bunch o.
blazn fire crackers bein tied to my coat tales
1t was fine speclycal in dramatic pint .
view but didn't enjoy it. had other ad
venlers of a startln klud, but why continner
Why lasserate the Public BoozuMl with thes'
here things Suti5s it to say | got aero,
Mason and Dixe's line safe at last. nad'
tracks or my humsted, but she with whom
Pm harnist Tor lite failed TO recognize, in tn
emnshiated bein who stood before her, TN
gustin youth of forty-six summers who ha'
left her Only few months aiore. But wen
into the pantry, and brought out certin blac
bottle. Raisin it 10 my lips sed, Heres I
you, old gall" / did it SO natral that sl
knowed me at once. "Those form! Th+r
voice p she cried, and rushed into my arm
, II was too much for her. and she fell into
Z swpon. / come very near swooning myself
No more today from yours Tor the Perpctr
ton Of the Union, and the bragn of the Co
dess of Liberty out of her present bad fix
ARTEMus WARD.