The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1861-02-28
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oii hasses nni smaoks
\ hfgrem speakine n her children
iaii ohe II Them Haa lighter than Tho
fe.l y never could hear thai whiis
chile. l''o he shows diel - ensy
The feIIov vho tried 10 gc, M a
concert wlth The band n bis ha,. Il
The same genina who, a few weels
since, played upon The affections If
an uptown lady
Prentice thinks II y young lady
has y thousand acres of yaluablel,nJ
lhe young men are apt 10 conclude
That there are suIlieleni grounds for
ma attachment.
Why was It very strange for John
bnnyan 10 be the author Of "pil.
grlma Progress lieoause all other
bunlons that ever we're heard of i'm.
p'de The progress Of pilgrims.
Two men made bet NJ TO who
could oat the most oysters. One atc
four hundred and ninety nine, and
lhe other ate five hundred and won.
How many did the winner catg
A witty fellow slipped down on an
icy pavement. While sitting, hc
muttered: II have no desire to see
the town burned down, but | sincere.
ly wish the streets we're laid IN
ashes.
a queer genius being asked why
he did not attend the funeral Of HE
wife, replied, "l'hat he could not
leave bis shop, and that il was better
to attend to business before plea-
surc.
A teacher Of music asked nm old
lady # her grandson had any ear for
music.
"Wa'al, said the old woman, 81
really don't know. Won't you take
the candle aud see 7"
"Granjpa,' said a precocious four
year old, "wha,'s that man doing on
that ladder up agains, that post!"
"lle's trimming tho lamp, Bobby"
"No he aint cither-hc's cutting up
shines"
a gentleman, meeting q young
lady with whom he had taken a horse.
back ride the evening previous, asked
her how she felt after her ride. She
replied: Like locomotive 7" Tho
young man has been in a quandsry
ever since.
A tceto,clar, on being toll that
temperance men were a land Of rob.
bers. says:
"fes, they have robbed the poor
house and the State prison Of their
victims"
Mis-, will you take nv arm p
asked an old bachelor. "La, yes,
aud you too" said the young lady.
"Can only spare the arm. Miss"
hastilyreplicd the bachelor. "Thcn,"
said Miss. II can, take II, NJ my
motto j., togo the whole hog. or none
ut all.
There is no virtnc that adds 20
noble 4 charm to the finest traits of
beauty a. that which exerts itself in
watching over the tranquility Of an
aged parent. There are no tears that
can give 80 noble lus.re 10 the check
Of innocence as the tears Of 6lial
sorrow.
A iaptarous pee, thus describes tho
Of obtaining kiss: first,
grasp with haste, around the waist,
aud hug her tightly to thee; and then
she'll say, DO 60 away--jo. won't
yon let me be.' Then, oh, what
bliss ba, nesermiss 40 good . chance
5 that; then make a dash. as quick
IS fash, and-Nslly, hold my hat!
",Tay !, please your honor" nd
! lawyer. addressing one of,he judges.
i brought the prisoner from jail on
! faJ.ss esrpms." "Well," said .
ellow in an under tone, who stood 4
he rear Of the court. 'sfhese lavypn
will say anything. ! saw tks -
,e. out Of cab at the eoars dpsss
An Arkansas editor got married
ccently, and has since beeoos vssy
nshusisstic. Hear hin:
mere !. not in this siSs vssId haspie
life,
han . III hy n. sssvep;ps saa sis1is
your wife:
as.s he .wsss. o. her lirs h = nsoas
~ rles.
nd s~i.s TIE mss vail - ~ jsaps -
yoar tsee.
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