The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-11-14
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Two can make love, but it takes three to make
wedding.
He who turns from evil habits does himself g
good turn.
When is flock of sheep like our climate q
When it is composed OF all wethers.
Women live for each other-that is, for the
love of criticism of each other.
The boy who lost his balance on the roof found
it on the ground shortly afterward.
Catching flies is much the simplest and safest
way of flying.
During the autumn gales the volume ofnature
is full of ty-leaves.
What ails your eye, Joe II told man
he lied replied joe
Don't touch me, or III scream !! as the en-
CINE whistle said to the stoker.
Very good, but rather 100 pointed, as the
fish said when it swallowed the bait.
Don't locate yourself on the back of wild
horse, unless you want to be diS-located.
The man whose word can always be depend
ed upon is sure to be always honOred.
Most persons have a mortal antipathy to a
snake, and yet he is said to be very charming
animal.
Why is an invalid cured OF sen bathing like
confined crminal2 Because he is sea-cured
(seeured)
Throw piece of meat among bears and a
purse OF gold among men, and which will be-
have the most outrageously-the men or the
beasts?
One rose upon bush, though but little one
and though not yet blown. proves that which
bears it TO be a true rose-tree,
Mr.. Barris was never more SIS sober in the
whole course of his life, but hen his friend
Jones asked him to take chair, he said he
would wait till one came round
Recreation is a recreation, a second creation,
when WEAKNESS hath annhilated ones spirits.
1t is the breathing of the soul, which otherwise
would be satisfied with continual business.
Words are nice things, but they strike hard
We WELD them so easily that we are apt to for
get their hidden power. Fifty spoken, they
fall like the sunshine, the dew, and the summer
rain-but when unity, like the frost, the hail.
and the desolating tempest
My opponent, Mr.. Speaker, persists in say
ing that he is entitled to the floor. Whether
this so is or not, shall not inquire. Ali have
to say is, that he will get hoored if he inter-
rupts me again,
'The blackbird whistles for his dinner Just like
meself,' said an Ilishman to his companion.-
How that, Paddy, my darling - why, you
spalpeen, don't you see that when he whistles,
he calls for his mate
Does your dog take TO the wa.er?' said
gentleman to a rustic, who had water spaniel
following him. Why, yes, sir, if they put meat
i'll it, was the reply.
A reserved man is in continual conflict W it'll
the social part ofhs nature, and even grudges
himself the laugh into which he is sometimes
betrayed.
God has not taken so much pains in framing
and furnishing, and adjoining this world that
they who were made by him to live in it should
despise it.
The mi nd of man of genius is a focus which
concentrates into one burning beam the langud
lights and fires of ten thousand surrounding
minds.
lfyou have great talents, industry will i'm
prove them; if moderate abilities, industry will
supply their deficiencies. Nothing is denied to
well directed labor nothing is ever to be at
aimed without it.
A man might frame and let loose a star to
roll in its orbit and yet not have done 80 mem
orable thing before God as he who let's 90 a
golden-orbed thought to roll through the genera
tions of time.
He who is false to present duty breaks a
thread in the loom, and will find the flaw when
he may lave forgotten its cause
None are so seldom found alone, and are so
soon tired of their own company, as those cox
combs who are on the best terms with them
selves.
10 give moral subjects their true relief, you
require, as in the stereoscope to look through
two glasses-that of the intellect and that of the
heart
Lady Yarmouth asked Garrick one day why
Love was always represented as child? He
repHed: Because love never reaches the age
of wisdom and experience.
The famous William Penn had scapegrace
relation, whom his punning contemporaries des-
clped as pen that had been often cut, never
mended.'
Religion is not thing which spends itself
IL Is IKE river whSh winds continually, and
PlS never so broad or so deep as at its mouth.
where 1t rolls into the ocean of eternity
A schoomaster requesting little boy who
had oeen whispering to step into the next room,
is Wlttliy spoken of as starting on whaling
expedition
The question was once raised whether 'wo-
man, wlne' or the king were the strongest -
Decided, without division, in favor of the first
OF those potent forces
A man, when asked, few days since, what
induced him to make barrister of his son. re-
Phed, oh he was always lying little fellow,
ty.'
Ihere is Gaelic proverb If the best man. s
1au!tS were written on his forehead, it would
make him pull his hat over his ewes