The south-western. [volume] (Shreveport, La.) 1852-1870, 1861-04-03

honey MOON CONVERSATIONAL correspondent Q
She DelaWarian, writing from o watering place give
the following report Of a ongersati0u between newt
married couple from Virginia, There is depth of at
lection IN II that is refreshing to contemplate and
Fehemence of pathos that wiz strike kindred cord il
the hearts of some Of our young people:
"Wiiam-dear William said TIE wife with ,
world Of affection in her eyes
Speak, heavenly charmer," replied the new hus
band returning with interest The expressive glances Of
bic spouse.
dear William"
"Adored EHzam
Sweet fatterer"
"Angeic creature!r
Dear dear William pardol ue--but do YOU think
short walk would hurt u.s. az the divine Witt would
say on the subject"
u fear oyeiest of thy rex that thou uayest be too
much fatgued"
Fear not, dearest.n
Heavenly emmanatiOn--brfght dream Of nv nrera.
Tious existence-but cannot aeIp fearing"
Sweet William"
Celestial Eliza
Here they fell to violent kissne which lasted about
fifteen minutes. Almost breathlcssly the lady loudly
exclaimed:
civilian! dear William why are YOU 80 SWEET
Oh, the JOY, the estacv of welded hlissr
by yonder fearful say rrenendous-orb | do
aoiemniy swear he exclaimed pointing to the setting
sun, with admiration.
And as a memento of our welded day, will you
yearly bring me here-wil voi Won cherished idol?n
Lto' NY only pet--my 4Ie, my Idol VIII bring
you here every year if my capital holds OUT
"Oh, brayest and best of THY noble sex talk not of
capital in this hour Of bliss
few weeks after dear " ilam was arrested for
their board bill.
Homer has been accused of ouloininc all his beau.
ties from Hesid and Plato condemns him
Cicero calls Plato the God of philosophers; Aristo-
planes charges him with 11pieGy and Porphvry with
incontinence.
Aristotle Is accused Of ambition, ignorence and van
ity, by Cicero and Putarch.
Seneca and Plny say that Virgil has no inventions;
while many have regarded Plnys history as fabulous.
Cicero calls Demosthenes, the prince Of orators
while Eschincs declares that his language is impure
and that his productions smell Of oil.
Cicero himself has been said bv some to possess
more art than nature-Jo be afectedly witty and IN
stectedIy labored and artificial.
In more modern times johnson took up the cudgeIs /
against Milton and Gray.
Shadwell, in the estimation OF his age was rival
and successful one, Of Dryden.
Dennis lashed Pope with furys and the critical at
tacks upon Byron, Krke, White and Keats are fami.
liar to most readers.
black man once went to New Orleans and attend,
ed church. lie went into good pew, and the next
nelghbor asked the man who owned IT, why be put
negro into his pew?
why, sir, hes q Hayticn'
Cant help that he's black"
''Why, sir, he's a correspondent Of mine"
Cant help that he's black"
'Hes worth million Of dglarH'
Introduce me-
Iailors may not be very terrific set Of human be-
ings, put we nave seen many military officer, who,
although VAIN OF his courage eouqht look his aiorin
the lace
Never De cast down by trties, said Dr. spooneri
out soon aiNer having been thrown upon ms back by
Stepping upon piece OIL orange pRe4 ne mas slightly
nlq 2o ms ADVICE. h
you nt.9nu stfloty 2 yo9F eva business you viii
nsEe oue H1'e 'lihe 10 meaale WIN your neghoors
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