The weekly mountain Democrat. [volume] (Placerville, El Dorado County, Calif.) 1861-1862, 1861-06-22
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Ihet0 was nOS OuSler man IN al the
little town Of B. than Mr. John Fer.
ret . lawyer by profession. he was every
thing else almost by election. and really
did nearly As much good AZ harm, and
that 10 saying Q great deal in his favor,
considering he seGs lawyer. Ferret wAS
. constant patron Of eli the itincrant lec-
tuFeFs wh0 visited B., aud = certain
purchaser Of every new invention pertain.
ing 70 dOWsessic economy or enjoyment.
Patent stoves, pateNt bedSleads, patent
frying pans, and patent anything, had ir.
rrxisliblc charms fIF him, aud ct the pc.
Rod Of eur tale, be had become the pro-
prietOe Of the PsteOt Niagara Shower
Hath, warranted 10 wash Q blackamOOr
white, 90 tremendous was thc rush Of it's
waserA This terrible machine was erect.
c.l in . small breakfast parlOr, as it's di.
InenSiOOs exceesled che capacity Of Mr..
fcsrcI'A dressing room, and wsA on the
18Th OF last DecembeP, . source Of con.
siderable amusement to WapShOt, the
page in waiting to MFA Ferret. That
young gentleman was delighted at the
rOaE q the descending streams which TO-.
lowed the puIliNg Of cord resembling .
hcll rope, and his speculation Ss TO the
effect % Be produced upon his master,
we're made manifest Ly the performance
Of kind Of war dance, which ceased ONly
on the entrance Os Nra. Ferret.
"WaPsl1O1, siT!" exclsiUsed the lady,
what are you ahoutl"
40, mem. Oaly hear ?" said the excitc,i
Buttons. pulling tho string. That's
masters new shower bath"
The Gall Of water was terrific.
"'It certainly IL very powerful; but
MF. Ferret will be the only sufferer" re.
ssasksd the lady. "Thank goOdUessl IL
A.as nothing to do with the house arrange.
anents this time"
The pleasant anticipations Of Wapshot
were doomed TO disappointment for .
knock ct the door. and ita consequences,
brought Mr. Ferret instantly in pursuit oI
his wife. In his hurry 70 communicate
with his cara spOss, NJ. Z. had evidently
forgotten the progress be had made in his
a'athiNg costume. end being bald'headed
snan, (with the ns0sa imposing ~ig In
b he had surnlOunted his glossy
craniWmA with long, cOnical Oil.elOth csp,
according 70 the Directions for Use.
which GeconpaniSd the bisf and recipe fOs
ahs Niagara
Bless me I exclaimed MrR. Ferret, in
astONishuHeNe at her husbands singulaI
sPpeasance.
'AMd bless mel rejOined Mr.. Ferret,
"Since II comes to that-there's . lettes
addressed % yO0-I have opened it, a.
did not know the hand. writing, (pray ex'
-cuse the libesty,) and leA BY gentleman
whO promises % call again ia half An.hOUr
it ia ttOm MiNcing Lane.
What, from dear old Uncle Rchman ?
cried Mr& Ferret
'ltis, BaF6ars. and this is what he ssys
Dear Madam-Ths bearsT Of this In &
friend Of oIF house, and desirOus to b
introduced 30 Hr. Ferret The name Ol
the bearer h Mr. Brown.
YOurs &C., GHOaGE RIcnHAN,
FOe RscHHAK & CO.
THE gentleman is to call again 2 In
quired Mra Ferret, and not waiting for 9
reply. she addsd-' Dear old uncle-it d
. long time since we heard from him. I'm
90 eiad be has not forgotten us. and it'a
lucky We can show him civility. He u
20 vssv rich.' L
sAnd ss,' remarked NJ. Ferret, laying
great stress upon the personal prOnOun,
$50 bic oaly relati0ns--E say Ne, my
deas, because with ell your worldly gOOdi
you did ne eNdow, end looked upon
yOaP Uncas Richusan 90 part Of your mar
Viage settlement. He! ha BaTbaral'
NJ. Ferret had net done laughing al
his OwM happy cenceit when WapshOI
placed In bis hand tslegraphic message
and which that intelligent ssFvitOr called
. s'legtriG''
'FFom ". RichmaM. A!sO,' said Mr.
Ferret, aAd rcd aloud
s'From George Richman, London. q
John Rerssk b.. Look aller BrowH.
sOuP expected visitor, my dear. What'i
be mean By Leak aleer BFownF
We have hssilaNed b coaesss that Me-
FsrTus I'D any 1eakhesa beyond that lovs
Of Rovelty Which gs are tod 10 the Latin
gsamasas g csamoa % Ell, bat be had
@F. Ferret was of . most suspicious IA
tura, aRd trusted no0hing and nobody
until he he'd tnrned them inside out. q
he expressed l.
whats be meant answered Mrs
Fssree, that ws are to shOw Mr.. BrOwE
every possible attention. Look aiteI
BrowNrs
wen, ! doa't Fead Il So said Ferret
.LONk ssss' means look sAssP aes'
Brown
what 9 sssPlcsOss creature yea ere
FeETakI.- ..s...s.-..s...-,..,a...4..-.....-,-. -,-..
And you ere % coa2diag you wOUlC
trust he cae with the cEsamjus.' EvtOFtsS
FesVsev
'Oidnt yOu snOOy eur asIsAbOr arOu