The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1861-08-16

Put them words in largo lettcrs.-A. W..
They git filled up, and slop. They rush
things. They travel too mutch on the high
pressure principle. They git onto tho firs'
hobby horse which trots along, not carin
sent whether the beest is even-goin, clcer
sitcd and sound, or spavind, and becky. OI
course they git throwd cvcntooally, ii not
sooner. If they see tho multltood goin il
blind, they go Pol Mel with it instead Of cx'
ertin themselves to set it right.
They can't sec that the crowd which Is
now bearin them triumfantly on its sholders
will soon discover its error and cast them in
to the hoss pond Of 0blivyun without the
slightes hczitashun. WASHINGTON never
Stopped Over. That wasn't GEoRoE's stile.
He luvd his kount.y decrly. He wasn't af.
ter tho spiles. lie was human angil in q
3 kornered hat and knoc britches, and we
shan't see his like right away. My friends,
wo can't oil be WAsnrSoroSs, but we kin all
be patrits & behave ourselves in q human
and Christian manner. W When we sec bro.
ther goin down hill to Rum let us not give
him push, but lot us seaz rite hold Of his
kote tales and draw him back to morality.
Imagine G. Washington and p. Henry In
the character Of Sescshers As well fancy
John Bunyan and DR.. Watts in spangled IT,
ties, doin the trapczo in one hoss circus!
tell you feller-citizens. It would have bin
ten dollars in JEFF. Davis pocket II ho'd nov.
er been born!
Be shure and vote at least once at oil elec-
shuns. Buckle on yer armer and go to tho
Poles. See 2 it that your naber is there
See that the kripples air provided with car
RACES. Go to the poles and stay oil day
Bewair of the infamus lize which the Op.
posishun will be sartin to git up fur perlit-
erkal effek on the eve Of elekshun. To the
poles To the poles and when you git
there vote jest as You darn please. This Is q
privilege we all persess. and is l Of the boo
ties of this CRATE and FREQ land.
sec mutch to admire in New Ingland.-
Your gals in partiklar air abowt Us snug bilt
pecccs OF kalliker as ever saw. They air
fully ekal to the corn fed gals Of Ohio and
Injianny, and will make the bcstest kind OF
wives. II sets my buzzum on fro two look
at them.
De still, my sole, be still,
4 YOU, hart, stop cutting up!
/ like your skool houses, your meatin
houses, your enterprise, gumpshun, &C., but
your favorit beverage disgust. i ailudc to
New Ipgland Rum. 1t Is wus nor the korn
whisky Of lnjianny, which eats threw stone
jugs and will turn the stomach Of tho most
shiltless Hogg. seldom seek konsolashun
in the flowin bole, but luther day l worried
down sum ov your Rum. The fust glass
induced me to sware like infurated troop.
Oi' vi eahihb 'HO SSOuHh bhos was oN@cu
with desire to break winders, and arter i'm
bibing the third glass knockt small boy
down, picked his pocket of q Now York
Ledger, and wildly commenced stutf-a sort
Of lickwid litenin got up under the personal
supervision of the deyil-tears mems inards
all to pecces, and makes their noses blossum
as the lobster. Shun it asyou would wild
hyeny with a fire brand tide to his tale, and
while you air abowt 1t you will do fust
rate thing for yorcsclf and everybody abowt
you by stunning all kinds Of intocksicatins
liciers. You don't need 'em no more'n n a
cat needs 9 tales, sayin nothin about tho
trubble and suiarin they caws. But unless
your inards air cast iron, avoid New Ing
lands iavorit Beverage.
My trends, I'm dun. I tear myself away
from you with tears in my eyes & pleasant
odor of 0nyins about my klosc. In Ian
guidge Of Mr.. Catherine to tho Romans, /
go, but perhaps shall come back again.
Adoo, people Of Weathcrsfeld. DO vlrtu-
ous and you will bc happy!