The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1861-11-21
Commercial Advertiser.


still live, which words was spoken by Danyi
Webster, who was n able man. Even the old
line wings of Boston Will admit that Webster i
ded now, hOwsever, and his mantle has problv
fallen into the hands of dealer in 2nd hanC
close, who can't sell il. Leastways nobody pear
To be gOin round wearin it to any particular ex
tent, now days. The rigIment of whom [ wa,
kurnal fnerly concluded they was better adopted
Home Cards, which accounts for YOUR not
hearin Of me, ear this, where the bauls is the
thIckest and where the cannon doth roar. But
a American citizen 1 shall cease to adj
Inire the mssterly advance troops made ON
Washington from Bulls Run, a short time ago.
Ii was we'll dun | spoke TO my wife bout it al
the time. My wife sed it was well dun.
IL havin there4 bin determined to perfect
Baldinsvilie at all hazards, and there was no
apprehensious of any iInInejit danger, Thought
i would 90 OFF onto pleasant tower. Accord
ingly i put Il clean Billed Shirt and started
for Washington. l went there to see the Prints
Napoleon, and not to see the place, which / will
here take occasion tD observ. is about as unin-
terestin a locality as there is this side of j. Da-
viss future home, If he does die, and when
! reckon they'll make it 80 warm for him that
me will ST for his summer close. It is easy enufI
to see why man goes to the poor house or the
Ienitentiary. It's becaws he can't help it. But
why he should voluntarily go and live in Wash
inton Is intirely beyond my comprehension, and
can't say no flirer nor that. .
put up u leadin hotel. L saw the landlord
and sed, How dye do, Square?''
IS FIFTY cents, sir,' was his reply. ~
.sSir.''
.s Haif-a-dollar. We charge twenty-five cents
for i00kin at the landlord and fifty cents for
speakin to him. If you want supper, "a boy will
show you to the dinin room for twenty-five cents.
Your room bein in the tenth story, it will cost
you dollar to be shown up there" - 81
- How much do you AK a man for breathin in
this equinOmikal tarvun?'' sed 1.
.. Ten cents u Breth," was his reply. %
WASHINGTON hotels ia yerv ra,snnFJa in
charges. " b. This is SlrkassumI
L Sent up my keerd To the Prints, and was
inmejitly ushered before him. lie received me
kindly and axed me to sit down.
hav cum to pay my resPecks to you, Mister
Napoleon, hopin see you hale and harty.''
Il am quite well" he sed. '' Air you well,
sirg'' --.-'- Az lily
Sound rs n cuss 80 answered
He seemed to be pleased with my ways, and
entered into conversation to Onct-
''IIOws Lewis?" | asked, and he sed the En-
peror was well. Eugeny was likewise we'll, ne
sed. Then i axed him was Lewis a good proyi-
WIDER e? did he cum home ary mites? did he per
foom her bed room at u oIiseasonable hO'lr with |
gin and tanzy ?-Did he go to "a. the Lodge" on
mites when there wasn't any Lodge: did he often
hay to go down town to meet n friend? !? did he |
lIav q extensive acquaintance among poor young |
sSidders whose husband Was in CalIforny? to all 4
of which questions the Prints peritey repHde, |
given to understand that the Emperor was |
behayin well. -
~ AK these questions, my royal duke and
most noble highness and imperials, beeaws I'm
anxious to know how he stands n man. /
know he's smart. He is eunnin, he is long he'd
ed. he is deep-he is CRATE. But Onles he is good
he'll come down with crash of these days /
and the BOnyparts will be busted up again. !
Bet yer lifeI''
:. Air you preacher, sir % he inquired, sitely
mo, sir. But L bleeve in morality. like
wise bleeve in Meetin Houses. Show place
where there isn't any Meetin Houses and where
preachers is never seen. and III show you place
where old hats air stuffed into broken winders,
where the children air dirty and ragged, where
gates hav hinges. where the winien air Slip
shod. and where maps of the DEVILS 80 wildland''
air painted upon mems shirt-bOOsums with tObac
co jooce That's what I'll show you Let us
consider what the preechers do for ,us beforey we
lbJOse EN-
He sed he didn't mean to aboose the clergy.
Not Mt all. and he was happy to see that | was
in the Bonypart family.
Its great family" sed L. ''But they
C cJoped the ole man n.''
80 How, sir?'' ]
a. Napoleon the Grand. The Britishers scoOped
aim at Waterloo He wanted to dortoo much.
md he did it, They scooped him at Water
90, and he subsekentiy died at st. slieleny =
There's where the gratest military man this world
;yer projected pegged OUT Ii was rather hard to
,onsine such a man as him to St. Heleny, to
pend his-larst days in catehin mackeril, and
yalkin up and down the drelry beach in a mill
ary cloak drawn titely round him, (see picter
,Ioks.) but so il was. .. He'd of the Army ~
Them was his larst words. So he had bin. lie
vas CRATE. DON'T wish we had pair of his
Id boots to command sum of our Brgadesi -
This pleased Jerome and he took me warmly
" the hand.
=. Alexander the Crate was punkns," | contin-
Iered, but Napoleon was punkinser Alc wept
hen took to drinkin. He drowndid his sorrers
n the fowin bole and the fowin boie was to much
Dr him. IL ginrlliy is. lie undertook to Civ
make exhibition in his boots. but it killed him.
hat was Il bad joke for Ahc9' - siF
a. Since you solicitons about France and
he Emperor, may l ask you how yosif OWN coun-
~ is getting along?' sed jerome, in a pleasant
:. It's mixed,'' I sed. 80 But think we shall
I'M out all right.i' ...s re mn
- Columbus when he discovered this magnif-
sut continent could hav had no idee of the
randeur iG would one day assoon,' sed the
'rints-
:. 1t cost Columbus twenty thousand dollars to
{ out his explOrin expedition" sed L. "1f ne
ad bin a sensible man he'd hav put the money
a hOss railroad or gas company, and left this
Ilgniicent continent to the Intelligent savages,
hO when they got hold OF a good thing knew
1uff TO keep It, and who wouldn't nav seeded,
Dr rebeiied, nor knockt Liberty in the he'd with
sIungshot Columbus wasn't much of n feller,
tier all. 1t would hay bin money in my pocket
he'd staid to homs-s Chris. ment well, but he
ut his foot in it when he sailed for America
We talked sum more about matters and things,
nd at larst | riz to go. 80 will now say good
,e to you, noble sir, and good luck to you.
Ikewise the same to Clotildy. Also to the gOr
.ous persons which compose your SCOT t.IgIf the
nperor's boy don't like livin at the Tooleries,
hen he grows older and would like to embark
the show bizniss, let him come with me and =
n make n man of him. You find US sumwhat
ixed, as I before obsarved. bot come again next
ar and you'll find US clearer nor evtr. The
merican Eagle has liyd too sumptuOusly of late,
8 stummic becum foul, and he's now taking a
Site emetic That's all We're gettin ready