The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-01-31
WHAT NOT.
Many climb up only to fall down.
Big heads often belong to big fools
ALWAYS look un-God lo0ks dow,

Big heads often belong to big fools.
Always look up-God looks down
Some men Judge OF others by feeling of them
selves.
The brightest dreams awaken to the darkets
realities.
Advise not what is most pleasant but what
is most useful.
Those who shun society ARE either very strong
or very weak.
What is the greatest virtue in sea captain
| Wreck lessness.
Graves are but the prints of the foot of the
angel Of eternal life.
Though our heads may grow silvery, it is moi
always so with our ockets.
An aching head and dull mind is the pen.
atty OF late hours and hard drinking.
little guilt is heavier than great deal Of
mlsery-than all the Affections of the world
A good action is never thrown away. That
is the reason why we find so few of them
The Missouri Democrat predicts that Nilsson
ri, four years hence, will be leading anti-slave-
ry State.
If a flock of geese see one of their number
drink, they will drink too. Men often make
geese of themselves
SANDERS, issuing form beautiful lips, are like
spiders crawling form the blushing heart of a
, rose.
Value the friendship Of him who stands by
you In the storm; swarms of insects will sur
round you in the sunshine.
Talk OF fame and romance all the glory and
adventure in the world are not worth one hour
OF domestic bliss.
| There is nothing we can call our own but orr
time; and yet every body fools us out of it that
has mind to.
The young lady who wasperfecty thunder.
struck at hearing fher friends engagement. has
been provided with lightning-rod.
Unsocial Old Snarl says that love is a com.
oination OF diseases-an affection of the heart
and an inflammation Of the brain.
If you are looking at a picture, yon try to
give it the advantage of good light Be as
courteous to your fellow creatures as you are
to a picture.
A little fellow one day nonplussed his mother
by making the following inquiry: "Mother,
IT man is a mister, amt woman MYSTERY ?"
A countryman who saw for the first time y
hoop skirt hanging at a shop door, called to ask
''what bird they kept in that cage Z"
There is nothing which hurts the moral tone
OF the mind more than doing things that 90
against our conscience, even in immaterisl mat
ters.
The more our ladies practice walking. the
more graceful they become in their movements.
Those ladies acquire the hest carriaoe who
don't ride in one.
An honest man is the noblest work of fine
Lord enthusiastically exclaimed a hard sbeled
Baptist, and then after pause added: But the
Lord hasn't bad job for fifty years
In court, witness speaking in very loud
and harsh voice, the lawyer on the other side
exclaimed: "Felow, why dost thou bark so
turiously ?" Because" says the rustic, ~
think | see a thief
There is sacredness in tears. Tbav .re ro+
the mark OF weakness but of power! Thew are
the messengers OF overwhelming grief of deem
contrltion and OF unspeakable love.
A difference. 'Mr. A, understand Won said
| sold you barrel of cider that had water in
it =" "No, !" was the reply. II onIv s.;d
you sold me barrel of water with little cider
in it, oi0oi
we never respect persons who aim simply to
amuse us. There is vast difference hetween
those we call amusing men and those we do
nominate entertaining; we laugh with the for
mer and reflect with the latter.
As the diamond is found in the darkness ~
the NINE, as the lightning shoots with the most
vivid flashes from the gloomiest cloud. so does
mirthiulness frequently proceed from n heart
susceptible Of the deepest melancholy.
people OF the North would do if the South should
refuse to sell them cotton and sngsr snJsla
that they would make maple sugar and waa,
WOODEN shirts till they could raise FAX enonob to
furnish their clothing. = "
ne ; man after my own heart" said Ia
dy to caller, of one who had inst nosSa5 40
window. Then he told Mary an orvf,i 80 az
last night after he thought I'd gone to sleen on
tie sofa, mother, said little Pete, ssfor he s.i3
ne WASH after anybody's heart bat hers
Louis Eleventh, of France, was so f.arf,I ;,
ueath' mat assoften as it came into the pbvsi.
clah mead to threaten him with death, he pu,
money into his hands to,pacfy him. His nbv.
sician is said to have got ffty-fve tboppsa nS
crowns in i've months
DELINQUENT sUBscRIBERs.-A noetic.l ID,
itor addresses his delinquent subscribers in the
f0ho"lhg musical and touching numbers
How happy are they
Il Who the editors pay
And have squared up or one year e. ,no
Tongue cannot express
The great JOY OF the press
"hen dehnquents have paid the old score
Printers all the day long
Labor hard for song
a iaee mat is hard, all agree
And nave lave worked night and day,
| D0J sugar, and coffee and tea
0ne would hardly beliye
Fl nhat small Gums they receives
or ne paper addressed to each name.
Bat the price is so small
nm That the good people NJ,
Nt9 pay cpfer fear Of be shaDas
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