Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-05-17
For the Yorkville Enquirer.
Sandy Snifaes to Abe Linkhorn.

| Sandy SnlmeS 10 Ape LlnknOrn.
TO AJerhans the First =: Most grave an
Rev. siguor, yourn of the 1lth is to han,
an I'm mighty glad herin your still in the
land of the liven, and in the hous of Bon
didge. I've bin herin that you're preparin
to send the ships of tarsus down in our set.
tilments, to take charge of our muskeeter
swamps an tn drive the infernul varmunts
outen our parts. It's a nifty lawdible and
Christun undertakin on your part, an that
vii confur everlastin compensashun to agis
yit unborn, that is, metiSoricaly spekin, &C.
cordin to Josefus, the CRATE warrior. I've
had nifty hard time on it since my last tu
you; the infurnul varmunts hav bin pichin
inter me the hol time. had noshun tn
git ycu to ishu won of your proclamashuns
an send it down by Billy Wilson, with his
Zooaves. I kalkulate he kould make orful
devastashun in these parts, providin he
kould come before tba git to hivin. Morril.
ly spekin, before tu menny Of them collects
together. How's times in your parts ?
How's craps? What's doin, metafsically
speekin, in the way of bizinus? How's to-.
backur sellin? I've bin herin the potomic
is so orful hi, that ther is, metaforically
speekin, as Richard Gu de Lion said when
he went to eros the rio grand, theirs no
chance of fgittin over inter Ole Varginy tu
git auy. Howsemdever, tribulashun must
cum, be the observations what tha may.
How's my old frien Areemedus Petolimus
philadelphus? I'm glad tn hear he's still
totin on for you. He's a nifty good han,
providen you can only keep the steem up
on him. I'm fearin mitely thow he'll cor
laps on account of the ouside preshure down
in these parts, that is, diameturely speek.
in, as Rodyrick Due said when he landed
at plymuth rock. Whar's Abel Kader An
dersun? What's he doin? I haven't bin
herein much of him since he left these parts.
I spose he's sorter tired burnin brick. I've
bin hearin since your last, that be had q
mighty big kill on han in ChaNestun tu
burn, an wood hav made everlasting lorls
by it, only for the iufernul muskeeters who
set fer to it befour he was reddy. Sic
transcript glory monday, as Peter the her
nit, said when he took Oseola Prisoner :?
How are you gettin along in your Cabinet
bisurnuS. I've bin hearin that your work
don't stan nifty vel. I spose your lumber's
sorter green. I've been hearin that your
plank xii sorter got fer, and the hans had
tu leeve it; couldent you send over and
get sum of the lumber? I think the fer
was extiDguist after tha left. Maby your
glue arnt good. Sposiu you send down here
and git sum-its made by Buregard. With
JEFF Davises improvement, its holdin on tu
every thing it tutches in these parts. Kud-
ent you come down in these parts an spend
the sumer with US, as i've bin hearin your
lorls hangs hevy on your brow an is sorter
worrin you? Kun down an take ride
roun an Sc the kurositys. Wouldn't you
like tn Sc the Aotin Batry, fort moltre and
the Kougres? think I could git you
seat on the Aoar, but you'll hav to KUN pre-
pared, as the Aoar is nifty clean. I've got
sum mighty good corn JUICE from Ole Rip.
I think it would help you. 1t would be a
sorter change from what you've bin usin.
It's mighty good-it goes by the name Of
Ellis-an improvement on the ole Plan
Give my everlastin respects to old mis- and
bob, an except the same tu yourself. re-
main yours til deth, unles otherwise dis
posed of, Yours Respect.
SANDY SNIFFLES.
Post Mo7tem.-I understand you're a.
bout to take Bill suward in as pardnur.-
Bill is a mighty good han at layin of work,
if you can only git hands to put it up
Supposin I was to send you hand or two
from these parts. Ole Ben MaCuller has.
ent much to do now. If you say so, I'll
send him on tu you. Give my respects to
all the hans in the shop, that is to say,
Bates, Camoren, Blar, and all enquirin
trends, not forgetin Chase. Chase is sum
in Bar fte. I ust to no him nifty well,
when we hunted posums together. If moth
in hapins, I'll be on tu Sc you in about a
month. No more at presint
Yours, S. S.