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Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-09-18

DISAPPOINTED IN LovE.-A young woman
living near Ottawa, Canada, last week,
charged a gun, already loaded, placed the
muzzle to her head, and ired--the gun
burst, blowing off one of her arms at the
shoulder, aud iDjuring one side of her face
in an awful manner. She was being carried
ina boat to Pembroke, there to receive med.
ical assistance, when an alteration arose
between two of the four men who were man
aging the boat, which resulted in one OF
them striking the other on the head with a
paddle, killing him instantly.
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-09-18
Railroad Bulletin.
ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE or TRAINS.

The time on the following roads is seven minutes
faster than city time, with the exception of the
Ohio and Mississippi and Indianapolis and Cingn.
natl, which IL twelve minutes slower.
LITTLE MIAMI
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REMOVAL.
Law CARDS.

JOHN .JOLLIFFE,
TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR-AT-
IN LAW, No. 90 West Fourth at,
iy7-buF CINCINNATI, OHIO.
n. q, BALDWIN, J.T Baldwin.
baldwin a. BALDWIN, ATTORNEYS
AD AT LAW, No. SO West Third street, up stairs,
nIprinnaH myl7
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-09-18

NTOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR PAih.
IN DON.-NOtice is hereby given, that an appllea:
tion for pardon will be made TO the Governor 0i
Ohio on behalf of JAMEs BOWMAN convicted of
burglary at the June Termi 1860, OF the Court oi
Common Pleas, Of Hamilton County, ono, ana
sentenced TO i've years imprisonment IN the Peni'
tsLtiaTy. hRs, JJLtA v ~ "a I3.sno..
Be5.CWy GotheI VI s0lu JANUS
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-09-18
southern students in PhIIadeIphla.

PHILADELPHIA, September l6.--The Poly
technic College opened to-day with sixty
students, some from Maryland, North Caro-
lima and Virginia,
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-09-18
CTTY ADVERTISEMENTS.
NOTTCE TO ALL WHOM 1T May CON.

NQTICE TO ALL ,wH7OM 1T May con.
pending before the City Council of the city Of Gin
cinnati, the following Ordinances, to-wit:
10 ettablish the grade of Richard street FROM
Addy: alley to point one hundred and thiitythree
To establish the grade Of Addy alley, from Race
street to q point one hundred and fifty ll5Ol feet
east.
To grade and pave Addy-a alley, from Race street
to 2 point one hundred and fifty (l50) feet east.
Brighton street to Division street.
To grade Barnald-street, from Harrison. avenue
to the west side of Brighton. street.
To grade pave cutters, and macadamize Browne
street from Brownies east to his west lue.
street. from the north line of Central avenue to a
pent seventeen hundred aud forty C,74O) feet south
of north corporation. line.
TO grade, pave cutters, and macadamize Auburn
street from north corporatonline to the north line
In pursuance Of the law, said Ordinances were
twice read, laid the table, and the Clerk nstruot-
ed to give four weeks notice OF the pendency of the
same.
accrue from said Improvement to be filed in writing
with the City Clerk, setting forth the amount Of
piraton Of the time required for the publication OF
such notice, when the same will be taken up for
aul8.x GEO. NJ. CASEY, City CLERK.
are pending before the City cOGnei Of the city Of
ton-aey to Bank street, and to repeal an ordinance
" % ade safS W S
road, from Baum. street to Oregon street.
To grade and pave with bowldeE;s stone Amity-
To grade and pave with limestone the unpsved
portion of Baum street, from the terminus Of pave
ment, north distance of 200 feet.
In pursuance of the law, said Ordinances were
twice read, laid Oh the table, and the Clerk in
structed to give four weeks notice Of the pendency
of the same.
The law requires all claims for damages that may
from said improvements to DO filed In writing
with the City Clerk, setting forth the amount Of
damages claimed, within two weeks after the
piraton Of the time required for the publication OF
such netioe, when the same will be taken UP for
au.s.x GEORGE NJ. CASEY, City Clerk.
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-09-18
J0YOTION Is HRRNUY GIVEN, THAI

IN Probe l, JohnsQ9, Of the County Of aamilto9'
1861, file her petition in the Court Of Common Pleas
within and for said county Of Hamilton, against her
husband, the defendant, John W. Johnson, nom
resident Of the State Ohio Case No ~ i5 oharg.
ing him with drunkenness for more than three
years and gross neglect of duty, and asking that
She may DO divorced from the said John W. john
son, which petition will stand for hearing at the
N'N' ''l1 y JN0. KARR. ATTY for PetItionsT.
Dated August %, 1861. au2t-fFSa
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By TELEGRAPH.
subjugation of the Rebels.

Continued arrest Of Secession Members OF the
Maryland Legislature The Legislature
Without Quorm-Nore Of hanss Mus.
ketS Found in Baltimore - Promotion Of
Lieutenant Nelson, Of Kentucky, to a Gen
erdlship-Appointmen Colonels at Wash.
ipgton-Fears for the Healh Of our Pris-
oners at Castle Pinckaey-N he Place Said
to be Ftdrfully U'nhealthy-Hore Stirmish.
ing Near Washugton-The Overland Route
Said to be in Possession Of Rebels Great
Rejoicing at Old Point Orer Western Vir-
ginia Necs-Patriotic Celebration al Tnds.
penieace-s9uare.
BALTIMORE, September i6.-Three hun.
dred new muskets have been found buried
near the old theater. 1t is supposed they
were concealed by Kanes police after April
lS. The police are arresting Secession men,
beTs of the Legislature as fast as they reach
Baltimore, on their way to Frederick. There
will therefore be no quorum present. 1t is
presumed that all Secession members will be
arrested. There are still fifteen members of
the House and three of the Senate to be ar
rested. Several Of these are said to have fled
from the State.
WASHINGTON, September l6-The Presi-
lucky, Brigodier. General.
Fourteen negroes, the property o. the late
Commodore Jones, stampeded from near
Lewinsville, and came into our lines to-day.
General Smith sent them to Washington.
FRANKFORT, September 16. - House "A
Message from Governor Magoffin was re-
ceived, communicating telegraphic dis
patch from General Zollicoffer, announcing
that the safety Of Tennessee demanded the
- Al.
three long mountains in Kentucky, and that
he had done so, and should retain his posi-
ton until the Federal forces were with
drawn, and the Federal camps broken up;
also, Message from Thomas @. Reynolds,
Lieutenant. Governor of Missouri, asking
what course Kentucky intended to take, in
view of the occupation of the Mississippi
River, below the mouth of the Ohio, by the
Federal forces, in violation of her neu-
trality.
No Southern newspapers received to-.
night.
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-09-18

Nm ATTACHmENT FOR Il q, II.
n HANSELMANN, Justice Of the Peace Of Oin-
cipnati Township, Hamilton County, Ohio. Henry hen
Dinsmore ys. Jeff. GilkeTsOn.-On the 3lst day oI
Ausust said Justice issued an order Of attachment
in the above cause against the property 81 SAID de.
adjourned for trial to October 20, at o'clock NJ
HENRY DINSM0RE.
Dated saptember g. Isbl se6-cF
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RRREUNH@KaX z.

RNOR FINE COLOGNE WATER,
H either by the quart or elegantly put up in bot
ties, call at the FouI tn street Pertumery Depot
HANDKERCHIEF EXTRACTS,
My stock of these articles is complete, including
every variety Of Lubins manufacture, and all others
of any celebrity. Having likewise an abundance OF
the finest materials, am manufacturing large
variety, and solicit comparison of them with those
OF any other manufacture.
PALMER'S SOAP DENTRIFIOE.
Is composed Of soap ard other articles well known
IT contains no article that can possibly iujure the
teeth and can, consequently he USED with perfect
SOLON PALMER,
Manufacturer and Importer Of PerfumeryI
aul7 S6 West Fourth-st, Cincinnati Ohio.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21
Paid in Your Own Coin.

LII 4Ou1 S"A WILL
"Grand-mother, l hate to 60 away from
you; you like me, nobody else does. Last
night George Redin and had quarrel
I struck him and he struck me. Nobody
likes me-" Peter Jones said this as he
was sitting on his trunk ready to start for
home.
"He only paid you in your own coin"
said grandmother; "people generally do
a blow for blow, cross words for cross
words, hate for hate"
"I don't know but it is so," said Peter,
looking very sorry, "but it is poor sort OF
COIN"
"How different it would be if your pock-
cts were full of the right sort of coin, said
grandmother.
"What," Kind asked Peter.
o'The coin of Kindness" said grand
mother. eff the great pockets of your heart
were full of that sort of coin, the more you'd
get back, for you are generally paid in your
own coin you know; then how happy you
would be-"
"The coin of Kindness" repeated Peter
slowly; "that is a good coin isn't it? |
wish my pockets were full of it, grandmoth.
er: If I'd be kind to the boys, they'd be
kind to me-"
"And the best of it is," said grandmoth-
er, elf you once begin paying it out, your
pockets will never be empty, for you'll be
paid in your own coin. Be kind and you'll
be treated kindly love and you'll be loved. y
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21
CEP III ALIC PILLS
CURE
SICK HEADACHE,
CURE
NERVOUS HEADACHE,
CURE
ALL KINDS OF HEADACHE.

By the use Of these Pills the periodic attacks
of Nervous or Sick Headache may be prevented
and if taken at the commencement of an attack
immediate relief from pain and sickness will be
obtained.
They seldom fail in removing the Nausea and
Headache TO which females are 80 subject.
They act gently upon the understanding
Costiueness.
For Literary Men, Students, Delicate Females,
and all persons of sedentary habits they are VAL
liable as Laxative, improving the appetite, Civ
ing tone and rigor to the digestive organs, and
restoring the natural elasticity and strength Of
the whole system.
The CEPHALIC PILLS are the result of long
investigation and carefully conducted expert.
ments, having been in use many years, during
which time they have prevented and relieved a
vast amount of pain and suffering from Head
ache, whether originating in the nervous system
or from deranged state of the stomach.
They are entirely vegetable in their compost
ton, and may be taken at all times with perfect
safety without making any change in diet and
easy TO administer them 10 children.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITs
The genuine have five signatures Of Henry C.
Spading on each Box.
Sold by Druggists and all other Dealers in
Medicines.
A Box will be sent by mail, prepaid, on re-
ceipt Of the
PRICE, 25 CENTS.
All orders should be addressed to
HENRY G. SPALDING.
4s Cedar street. New York.
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nnset the GOOD and freed the prisoner.

upset the coop and freed the prisoner. In,
prisoning the other in like manner, ne start
ed in pursuit again, and in the course OF
twenty minutes loomed up with his piggy
No. 2 under his arm. By this time No. l
had wiggled out, and was gone again where
at he was so much enraged that he sat down
on the eggs unawares and smashed them.
Deserving the truant in the neighboring
street he dashed after him, tumbled over
gutter plate, and broke his shins, and re-
gained his equilibrium just in time to see
both his porcine tormenters disappear under
barn with Airt of their short tails
Vending his way sorrowfully back to the
coop, he arrived in time to see the last o.
his biddies disappear over picket fence II
the distance, released by the mischief o.
some malicious boys, who sat on the curb
stone and asked him what he was looking
for. When last seen he was using his best
endeavors to trade the coop for bottle Of
lemon pop-making the best of adverse
circumstances.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21

You can't say anything against my shooting
him. He dorr't belong to any body, l
hope?"
"Ah" cried Park, "there's Jumper. Jo-
sic, you musn't shoot him"
"Why not?"
"Why, that's my brothers squirrel
Don't you see the little collar on his neck !?
He belongs to my brother"
"Well," said Josie, "what if he does? !?
| shouldn't hurt him. Do you think I
could hit such jumper as he is. See him
60. I'll only scare him."
"No," said Park, seizing Josies arm !;
"you mustn't even scare him. My brother
tanned him, and kept him in the house all
last winter, and he will come when he
calls, and climb up and sit on his should.
ers, and feed out of your hands. You must
not even frighten him."
What do you suppose was the reason that
Park would not let Josie frighten the squir-
rel?
Because he loved his brother, to whom
the squirrel belonged.
Now you see how it is, that when we
love any person, we desire to be kind to
every creature that belongs to him.
Therefore, remember that if you love God
you will be kind to Gods creatures. If
you see anybody in trouble, remember that
they are Gods creatures and for bis love,
do all you can to help and protect them
This is what makes them happy, and this
is what pleases God.-S s. TSmaes
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21
Ghilaren's Department.
Enignnas.

We clip the following Euigmas from the
Charleston Courier. They are simple and
beautiful Will not whole dozen of our
little readers send us o solution of them
We will be glad to receive plain and inter
esting Euigmas from any of our readers who
have leisure, for the Children's Department
Here are those alluded to:
am composed of IA letters.
My /, II, 6, is harsh sound
My 2, 6, IA, 5: is the language of the
Highlands of Scotland.
My3, 6, S, 2, 9, 2, IA, 7, is the state Of
being free.
My 4, 2, 6, 13, 9, 5, is savage.
My 5, 9, 2, 6, -, 5, is to weaken.
My 6, II, u, 13, 9, 2, is deep hollow
formed by food.
My, II, 12, 13, 9, is species of juni
My $500, 7, 10, IL, 5, is an as
saiant
My9, IL, l2, 5, is the middle part Of
the wheel in which the axle moves.
My 10, 8, 8, IA, 7, is an incrustation up
on metal
My II, 13, 10, is help-support.
My IL, 5, 8, 13, IA, 8, 9, is game
beast of chase,
My 1s, Q, 10, ls, II, 9, belonging to
India.
My IA, 8, 6, 10, 10, 10, is filthy, cove.
tous.
NY whole is the name of gentleman,
statesman and warrior.
We take the following Enigma from the
Charleston Courier:
My First is what all the young ladies
like.
Ny second is what they are all entitled
to.
Nv whole is the name of distinguished
military commander, whom all the ladies
admire. CLAUDE.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21

Too MANY IRONS IN THE FIRE.-The
Detroit Free Press tells in the following
how countryman, visiting the city, at
tempted to carry two pigs under cne arm, a
coop full Of chickens under the other, and
quart of eggs in his coat pocket:
The beginning of bis troubles was to
drop one of the diminutive porkers, which
shot around the corner like creased light.
ming. He laid the coop on the other to
hold it down, and started in pursuit, return.
ing victorious to find his other pig released
by the benevolent action of an old SOW, who
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21
Monthly Magazines ;
NiX-NaY and Yankee Notions
RELIEF IN TEN MINUTES.
B r Y A N S

Is II a N
= u l. NO MIC WAF E r s
TIME Original Medicine Established in 1887,
IL and first article Of the kind euer introduced
under the name of "PuLMoNIc WATERS" in this or
any other country all other Pulmontc Waters are
counterfeits. The genuine can be known by the
name BRYAN being on each WAFER.
BRYAN's PULMoNIC WATERS
Relieve Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness
BRYAN's PULMoNIC WATERS
Relieve Asthma, Bronchitis Difficult Breathing
BRYAN's pULMONIC WATERS
Relieve Splitting of Blood, Pains in the Chest.
BRYAN's PULMoNIC WATERS
Relieve Incipient Consumption, Lung Diseases.
BRYAN's PULMoNIC WATERS
Relieve Irritation of the Uvula and Tonsils.
BRYAN's pULMONIC WATERS
Relieve the above Complaints in Ten Minutes
BRYAN's PULMONIC WATERS
Are Blessing to all Clnsses and Constitutions,
BRYAN's PULMONIC WATERS
Are adapted for Vocalsts and Public Speakers.
BRYAN's PULMONIC WATERS
Are in o simple form and pleasant to the taste.
BRYAN's PULMoNIC WATERS
Not only relieve, but effect rapid & lasting cures.
BRYAN'S PULMONIC WATERS
Are warranted to give satisfaction to every one.
No family should be without Box of
BRYAN's PULMoNIC WATERS
IN THE HOUSE.
No Traveller should be without n supply of
BRYAN's PULMONIC WATERS
IN HIS POCKET.
No person will ever object to give for
BRYAN's pULMONIC WATERS
TWENTY-FIVE CENTS.
JOB MOSES, Sole Proprietor Rochester, n. Y.
For sale in Yorkville by ALLISON y BRAT
TON, and by all respectable Druggist, every
where. VAN SCHAACK g. GRIERSON. Char
lesion and JOHN WRIGHT & co., New Or
leans, Wholesale Agents.
April 26 II leowly
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Se1ettea gpetrg.
IMAGINARY EVILS.

1MAf1N Ah4 hf AAo'
Let tomorrow take care ofto-morrow,
Leave things of the future to fate;
What's the Use TO anticipate sorrow'
Life's troubles never come too late!
Ifto hope overmuch be an error,
IT'S one that the wise have preserved;
And how often have hearts been in terror
Ofevils--that never occurred.
Have faith-and thy faith shall sustain thee,
Permit not suspicion and care,
With invisible bonds, TO enchain thee,
Bu, bear what God gives thee to bear;
By his spirit supported and gladdened,
But meier by forebodings deferred,
Think how many hearts have been saddened
By fear-of what never occurred!
Let tomorrow take care Of tomorrow;
Short and dark as our life may appear,
We may make 1t still darker by sorrow,
Still shorter by folly and fear!
Half our troubles are half our invention;
And often from blessings conferred
Have we shrunk in the wild apprehension
OF evils that never occurred.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21
Spiced Vinegar.

In the winter of AT, while residing in
New Orleans a youth who stood about hive
feet eleven inches and three quarters IN
his stockings, who hailed from somewhere
up the Wabash, was invited by friend te
dine at the same house where 1 was board
ing. This was the Hoosier's first trip away
from home, and he told his friend, who
was in the produce business, and bad pur
chased his cargo of corn. As they took
their seat at the table, the youth told his
friend that he expected that be would show
him all the sights of the town, as he wanted
to let all the folks at home know all about
it.
The servant brought him plate of soup,
and observing gentleman opposite put con
siderable catsup in his dish, our Hoosie'
pointed to bottle of pepper.sauce and ask
ed what it was.
"Spiced vinegar" was the reply.
oval, s'pose you b'lige feller by hand
ing it along"
"Certainly," was the answer.
The Hoosier took the bottle and com
menced dousiug it into his soup, but as the
sauce did not flow very freely, he took ou'
the cork, at the same time observing to his
friend
"Kinder close folks yer stoppin' with,
to put such plaugy little hole in that cork,
to prevent feller takin' much Of that ERE
stuff: 'spose it comes high, don't it"
During the time he had poured nearly q
wine glass full in his soup, and taking his
spoon be dipped it full, together with seve'
raj peppers, and put it into bis mouth. The
next instant he spurted the contents Of his
spoon into French gentleman's bosom, and
bawled-
"Water water snakes and wild cats,
give me some water! I'm all afre !"
"By gar, sair," exclaimed the French
man in rage, jumping up from the table,
"you have spoiled my shirt, my vest, sair'
Spoiled everything sair. By gar, Ishall see
about this, sair."
In the meantime the Hoosier had seized
a pitcher containing water, and had taken
a tremendous draught. Setting the pitcher
down, he eyed tie Frenchmau for mo-
ment, and then yelled
"Dod blast your old shirt! Spose was
going to burn my inards out for you oryour
old shirt? You cuss Come down to the
boat and I'll give you one of mine p
1t was with difficulty that the Hoosier's s
friend could allay the Freuchman's rage,
and set matters straight again. But ever af
ter the "spiced vinegar" was by-word,
and sufficient to set the whole table in a
roar
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21
TO PLANTERS AND FARMERS

TIME Subscriber desires to inform the public
Il that he is prepared to furnish to any one that
wants such thing, the BEST COTTON GIN that
is made anywhere, and he is still making improve
ments on his former Gins, and has no fear in chal
longing any other Gin Factory to produce an
equal in performance or speed. With good, dry
Cotton, the roll in the gin cannot be broken nor
made to spew over-which cannot be s&id of any
other GIN His gin also has advantages and i'm
provements which no other can have, as these have
been regularly patented such as the exclusion
of rats from the brush, &c., by the peculiar con-
struction ofthe gin, which no other has right to
make. He also makes HRASHERS of different
construction to suit the wish ofany one thespike
beater combined, the smooth drum with fingers
and no spikes, and different other patterns. He
has also the right of the celebrated Darlington
Trashers which are very much admired by every
one that has seen or tried them.
Any one wanting superior Gin or Thrasher
can be supplied by sending his order to me at
Chester C. H., So. Ca. Work will be carefully
shipped to any place desired.
Repairing done at short notice.
JOHN SIMPSON.
a6E To House-Builders, will say that am
constantly manufacturing Sashes, Blinds and
Doors of every description, of good material and
of the very best workmanship.
All work carefully packed and forwarded to
order.
Ian u
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The State of So. Carolina,

Richard Hare, Creditor in possession, us. ]. c.
Payne-AHdchment
WHEREAS the Plaintiff did on the 26th day
w of September 1860, file his declaration a.
gainst the Defendant, who is without the limits
Of this State, and has neither wife nor attorney
known within the same, upon whom copy Of
the said declaration might be served. 1t is.
therefore, ordered, that the said Defendant do
appear and plead to the said declaration, on OF
before the 9th day of September, which will be
in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hun
dred and sixty -one, otherwise final and absolute
judgment will then be given and awarded against
him. S. +. MOORE, C. c. C. PLs.
Oct 40 lyQ
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TOWARD ASSOCIATION, PHILA-

II II w n - AAAAA
Ill DELPHIA.-A Benevolent Institution es-
tablished by special Endowment, for the Relief
of the Sick and Diseased, afflicted with Virulent
and Epidemic Diseases, and especially for the
Cure Of Diseases of the Sexual Organs.
MEDICAL ADVICE given gratis, by the Act
ing Surgeon, to all who may apply by letter,
with description of their condition, (age, occu-
patton, habits of life, &c., and in cases of ex.
treme poverty, Medicines furnished free Of
charge.
VALUABLE REPORTS on spermatorrhaa,
and other diseases of the Sexual Organs, and on
the NEW REMEDIES employed in the Dispen.
sary, sent to the afflicted in sealed letter enve-
opes, free of charge. Two or three stamps for
postage will be acceptable.
Address DR.. J. SKILLIN HOUGHTON, Act
ing Surgeon, Howard Association, No. 2, South
Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. By order Of the
Directors. EZRA D. HEARTWELL, President.
GEO. FA1RcHILD, Secretary.
Aug 80 35 1y
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1BA soldier who was once wounded in
battle, set up terrible believing. An
Irishman who laid near, with both legs shot
off, Immediately sung out-"Bad luck to
the likes of ye-do you think nobody is
kilt but yourself"'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-03-21

w A facetious boy asked one of his
playmates how hardware dealer differed
from bootmaker The latter, somewhat
puzzled, gave itup. "Why," said the other,
"because the one sold the nails, and the
other nailed the soles."