The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1861-06-13
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VARIETY.
some men are so good that they are good for
nothing.
The lady who took everybody eye, must have
quite lot of them
The man who was hemmed in by a crowd, has been
troubled with stitch ju bis side ever since
Bl,I headed men take JOKE the more easily, be-
cause they are not at tie trouble % 80 getting u
through their hair
An architect proposes 20 buiIJa Bachelor Hail.
which Will diEer from most houses ia having no
Ewes
Never answer n ctIumuirtor. II you will only
give rltIe-uake time enough, be viii sting himself
and lie Of bis own venom
Have frank explanations with friends in cases Of
aHrsuts. They sometimes save perishug friend
ship. but secret discomfort and mistrust always end
badly
Short as life s there are few who not oppressed
almost daily with the superfluity Of their time
An Author may write by the yard aud think by
the iuch or write by the inch aud 'hiuk by the yard
II you fall into misfortune, disengage yourself as
we'll you can Creep through the bushes that
have she fewe-t brllrs-
II viii afford sweetsr happiness in the hour Of
death to have wiz ed from the cheek Of s5r-
ro7g, than have ruled an empire
Despise nothing because IL seems weak. The hies
and I5custs have done hurt than the bears
and lions did
Whenever Hui a great deal of gratitude in poor
man. take it for granted that there would be as
None Of us are either So much praised or So much
censureI .s we think; and most men would be
thoroughly cured Of vanity If they would only re-
ha4.r=e L7etf fHsT0i and walk abroad a'to@HtD
the day after their supposed burial
A house full Of children composes as powerful q
,rouu If motives moved heart or hand, and
the secret Of many q struggle aud triumph I'D tne
worlds battle may be found thronet Iu IT'S mrihtr
Ian M home or done up ia a little bundle Of white
saureL 4 nation hope, before now, has been found
in a basket Of bulrushes
C,rr, PL.yryC-s. TO ,iribJlc away life" says Sir
Walter Scott =. in exchanging bits Of painted paste
trI rCrud green table, for the pIltry concern %
sv sb7IIirn- can only be excused in folly or super
ammunition Il IS like riding ON rocNIns-norse
where YOUR uttermost eVert1n never carries y.u "a
f7gt f1rxarj IT kind of mental tretdmliir WheIe
Won are rerpetully climbing, but can never rise mn
inch"
How To Eat GEArE--When in health, the pulp
r,- -h.uId be swal.owcI- When the bowels are cos
80 swallow the seeds with the pulp cJectiug the
i7,y When the bowels are in "a too relaxed state,
swallow the pulp and skins, and EJECT the seeds
Thus may the grape be- used as "a medicine "Aitr at
the same time It serves as luxury uiisuf t'SSei y
any other fruit There IS but little danger q over
-5r.- cranes # the above rules gllpwei-lar-
tfcuIa-Iy if taken with and forming q part 81 the
,s,I1,r meal We should advise eating them before
rather than after other courses.
TrrE GExrLE,r,x ne writer, who has pro
~ ,.D,rscflrfon Of "a true gentleman, has producer
The following tru hful remarks -
show me the Young man who can quit the scc.e'y
2 = g. I
can hold cheerful converse with one whom years nay
,fepr5vrI Of charmS-show me tine man "l.''"- ''
- .l.. .Icf rlt-I who need heF-~how me the man
.r H., fr.r. looks ~uieiv Et the poor H 'Ht 'li'-H
- + ,rs a. H. Ire--eI lady I'm the saC0n-show me
tho man who aHLurs the tertiUc's gibe-"to shni7
as "a Hrlzuaemer the trt.luceF ot his H'tlt. SeN
,rh, si.grus as he would coward, the iii.e"t' ''
,-1-rr anil ysar.lu'- t.iL.l-- or the e-pt@ri7 O.. w.
,.--- rerrr1tatfru-siinv the man who never iol-
gets fr an instant the Iettry the respect '.'l I
T,ra -g woman iu amy condition or cilss-tili you
show rue a z.atlruIu-lny you =H'" He a oti'el-
vlu show true Ee-t--Hi.-"-
re, v,y- I'd, COguT SulcrDE-W caring thlu
era- and stucsjug= AMI insufficient c.9tH'LS " Ci.I
all rlrrv weather .'ul.nE % itzyr rAs.-el'
,--- fIu.fu--lsfe sleeping "u feathers :" . =.
Tag.sf eating hot stimulating i.'i '.' '.7.' "
,.gr ~ IT, and ~ lmrr per times 1e=.i'I'.- 49,
80, ami coffee la childhood, aui lIi.u= ''.'I 1. |
---t r., .ir.a time rlrryius IN haste ann 90.
=r e.---.ar.f thereafter : following uuHealtuy
---s..- n. make, money taking H.tteTs anu CON
fe,..f.H-. and e.rrau.i. .z.us between "e,S -',--e
Eav tJ its ot pl-s.. %, .r see I-'- -' y. -. --
-i-., Co bel 10 rlI.ir. GIT AM getting If ~ -
E-- ---,- y.-f et--h 5r To- which may gs .'oi'i "a
v.srF, f5r kiTus children Plre-'ritr l-''l--.
-s-fr ,tr,- AMI when they are ma ~.'N ,i' q
by. mercury, tlrfarie-s"e'--'
phur- ,v.rr=.-, wl-t..
7rf-r -r-rrr ar BaSG LOVED" "i.liAlH " q, >
80. - t7- daughter ou tle small, sweet c.Iii,-..
sfrt. contains uI--l - from Wl-iA o ''l. 90 'il
r,--- might DE- lrlTuei- ..r..
- -r.-,-sra, o. others. b. ta show that Yen care
.r.rt The. whole w.r.i .- t.sr lt. .".-
Ir--f..f who cared f.r uobJty-u' not me- ~ W
liy r-lre'I fr him. And the whole world VIII =.'
- ~ II Won give them the same cause ~, '.'
-. therefore see tI.at you ln not e.iE"t '---.-,
.t,,fr,- vrEr- ~tcrue =o happily calls '"e ='.'.
.''-,-fr.4fe- In which there IS 10 F1Ilie' "'.7s
- .fr a. tease and which manifest theinSt.',s '-
ma asf.erlu1te ira.- and little ll,- el .1.'.-'
.=,7r, others the preference iu every .ii,.e '"-
- IN the table, in the field, walking sitting %
Standing .t.
T,sv SrLryr Coyrlrcr= or LIFE-A triumph 10 tnl
rI + n theme tor poetry, for painting i'r H',.LE
.I..,--,i. and azzr1ui5zIuE agencies, whose ilis-
-, -gr--frutr- Fame; hut there lre victories ''. %
f-ar .r-r it..f..fr.s more truly H.n'fH'.t lo '''
.--,..a-.r thau any thar can BE- aehie'ei lN WI
,rEfl.. s5...t -ue-es-e. we may never hear o. we
Ft,trs4 in yysu they are obtained are i'u4-.l >" "
tr. and without help. save from above Inc t.l'-
a.. e. -r-fe.fn.es wlgeI In the ~ftl Witlh., '4 we
5,r- and the struggle IS often fearful, i'-ol %
e-srv- e.uaue-ur ia -ucu 20 warfare i'H'' ~ ''-
non, .r woman who fights temptation, uAtFel' re-
-.. arvv -.Ifshue-- tI-S 70 Us last covert !u 'e
tearf and then exrei- t Tor ever Although no out
ri show of honor acc-ue- TO tine yIctoFs ol tHe7e
.,5rI fights. tEey have their reward higher one
than fame best0W-
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