The Grand Haven news. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1858-18??, 1861-11-20
OFFATT'
LIFE PILLS AND PHOENIX
BITTERS..

These medicines have now been before the pub
lilo for period Of THIRTY YEARS, and during
that time have maintained high character in
almost every part of the Globe, for their extra
ordinary and Immediate power of restoring per-
feet health 10 persons suffering under nearly ev-
cry kind of disease to which the human frame
is liable.
The following are among the distressing vari-
ETY. of human diseases in which the Vegetable
Life Medicines are we'll known TO be infallible.
Dyspepsia, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow OF pure,
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acid kind;
Flatulency, Loss Of Appetite, Heartburn, Head
ache, Restlessness, Ill-temper, Anxiety, Ian
guor and Melancholy, which are the general
ymptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish as natu-
al consequence of its cure.
Costiveness, by cleansing the whole length OF
intestines with n solvent process, and with
out violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
costive within two days.
Fevers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
q regular circulation, thro ugh.the process of res
piration in such cases, and the thorough solution
Of all intestinal obstruction in others.
The Life Medicines have been known TO cure
rheumatism permanently in three weeks, and
govt in half that time, by removing local inham-
nation from the muscles and ligaments Of the
joints.
Dropsies of kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladder they operate
most delightfully."- on these important organs,
and hence they have ever been found certain
remedy for the worst cases Of Grdrel.
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores by the
perfect purity which these Life Medicines give
TO the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Compilations,
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the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and n
striking improvement in the clearness ofthe skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two in the worst cases.
PmEs.-The original proprietor of these med
icines, was cured Of Piles, Of 50 years standing
by the use of.the Life Medicines alone.
FEVER AND AGUE.--For this scourge Of the
Western country, these Medicines will be found
n safe, speedy and certain remedy. Other med
icines leave the system inject to n return of the
disease euro by these Medicines is perman-
entry them, be satisfied, and be cured!
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints--Gene
raj Debility, Loss of Appetite and Diseases Of
Females-the Medicines have been used with
the most beneficial results in cases of this des-
cription: Kings Evil, and Scrofula, in its worst
forms, yields to the mild yet powerful action Of
of these remarkable medicines. Night Swoats
Nervous Debility, Nervous complaints of all
kinds, Palpitation Of the heart, Painters Collie,
are speedily cured.
MERcURIAL DIsEAsEs.--Persons whose con-
sttutions have become impaired by tue injud =
cious use Of Mercury, will find these Medicines q
perfect cure, rs they never fail to eradicate from
the system, all the effects of Mercury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations OF
Sarsaparilla. Prepared and sold by
w. b. MOFFAT,
335 Broadway, New York.
Iay- For sale by all Druggists. [ns1 1y