The star of the north. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1849-1866, 1861-01-16
[ For the Star of the North ]
The HEatnenr DOCTOR.


That this distinguished vegetariqn is sill in
Town, and ready 10 cure all the ills which
flesh is heir TO- by his never-faiIing t'catnEp"
and United STATES DiYensatofy The charges,
of course, are to depend upon the amount
OF t'yaThs'' used. In addition TO this, the
MARY gain, but in order 10 enlighten the
obnubula,ed understandings of the beni ght
ed genus homo of this region) list of world
renowned books; such as Robinson Crusoe,
Jack the Giant Killer, Mother Hubbard etc
For the use of 7eocherS, he has also prepar-
ed large number of Multiplication Tables /!
For the further benefit of suffering and
needy humanity, he is prepared TO sell, al
the low price of from 10 10 20 cents, "the
greatest discovery of Tire age, Leadbeater's
Renowned Liquid Stove Polish " Intent
still on serving his race, the renowned and
sapent physician rs prepared TO execute
all kinds Of JOSS in the Republican" Office.
Terms re isonable. For the moderate sum
of 50 90 per aunum, he will further send
the above mentioned tCeoklg paper contain
ing large number of his orDn advertise
ments, besides original news, and flesh edi-
torials from Tire hew York J'ibune Said
paper is also warranted not TO contain more
than six distinct lioels in each issue, for
which he would be indictable before a
Grand Jnry.
/ So great, in fact, is the fame OF the ''cat-
: MP" Doctor, that after repeated solicia-
tions, he has given his advice and prog enosis
( on the present unhealthy STATE of the coun.
| ry,-caused by the injection of Abolition
! ism iulo lis bowes,-and has advised the
surgical operation of cutting il in twain -
True enough, this will extinguish bfe, out
then consider the immense benefit that will
accrue from eradicating the disease Do
you not see the point? True, al>o, this
4 will involve considerable expenditure of
money, but then Pennsylvania only owes
some thiry-eight millions OF dollars, and
can eaSih afford TO enter into war What
it her Furnaces are stopping, LincoLn is
elected That new Furnace which was to
tie builI over the Rail Road as soon as that
event occurred, may have TO be put Of a
little, and the present ones in BiOomsburg
stopped; but then ''there is no use in COM
promising. or yielding an inch" since
hungry mechanics can easily be made food
for powder. If the people do not pay their
school taxes, they have objection 20
being taxed TO assist in liberating shtUes and
letting them become town paupers. or
course not
The D oclor, however, must really be ex
cused for refusing TO assist in the atoremen
toned surgical operation, since he has some
predictions for The Society of Friends. VITO
are enemies to war and bloodshed. To be
sure he is not at present member in foil
communion, ont then he never changes
principles; and thinks, moreover, that, II is
verv naughty and wicked for any body to
wish TO spill his precious blood but then
there is no harm in endor-ing Atchison |
or Lane in Kansas. OF iuofensive man
like Old John Brown, who only wanted 10
cut the threats OF few women aud child.
rem in Virginia. So then 90 on. brave Re
puhcans, and win the day: and his prayers
are with you, though please don't call on
him as his principles are opposed to war.
the renowned Doctor once Praclced in a
neighboriag village called Millville; and
the reason why he left was, that some ma
lrcious dncks near by kept calling ont con-
tinualIy quack-qn9ek;- this, of course,
is untrue.
As specimen Of his judgment ard pen
etraiion, we may cite from his last paper
the following fact, ''That the Loco-focos have
had the General Government in their hands
steadily for more than Thirty Years ~ OF
course then, Harrison, Tyler, Taylor, and
Fillmore were Democrats: or else the Doc
tors mistaken. 1t must also be mistake
about the Wings passing the Tariff OF 1912.
1t must be mistake about the Republicans
eecine Abolitionisi Banks speaker of The
House in 1887, and Pennington in 1859
little further in the same article, he says,
1.-The slave holders have controlled the
Democratic party for the past thirty years"
II such is actually the case, we must charge
upon the Democrats and slave holders the
mousirous crime OF having admitted into
the Union since that time, the Free States !
of Michigan. Iowa, Wisconsin, California, !
Oregon, and Minnesota; while the only
slave States they have admitted, are Ar. /
kansas, Florida, and Texas
For further information apply 10 the Doc
tor himself, or, read his paper.
His patient VERDAD.
Bloomsbury, Jan. "A, 1861.