Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-03-19
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live by becoming dead heads. aat
1t is quite significant that in French our
word fame (faim) means hunger.
The card most men play in the game Of
love; the knsye Of hesrts. yItl col
"A prominent card in architecture the
Q)naye.
The requisite number for an affair Of
honor: a duel number.
"A murderer's straits-the straits Of glib
OF. halter.
"A German bridegroom's motto-"From
the bridal to the BIER
Poetic justice gives every man his due.
and worldly justice, every man the devil.
When a man has q perfect picture in his
mind, it should be in a peculiar frame.
What effect has milk upon a puppy Of
any breed2 II makes him a lap-dog
1t is perfectly natural that ~nlovsnly wo-
men should be literary.
Accurate fortuue-tellers-tAs telleTs Of
the Bank Of England.
The last rose of Summer-tAe sunrise
Of the 3lst of August.
Unfortunately, patronage in business
is often very different from pay-trozags.
When does q hen hatch7 At her lay
sure.
"A spirit-level-a chap lying drunk in
the gutter.
"A popular but u~nremunerative foreign
mission-going to the Devil
When horticulturists commit penal of.
lenses, they should be sent to Botany Bay.
al breathe sgaip," as the woman said
when she had removed her corset.
Question for sareties-who so base as 10
be a bondsman7
What is called the better feeling, is otsn
the bitter feeling, of our nature.
"A popular but pleasant abstraction-the
popular good.
He who has the worst opinion of human.
nature is often thought the best Judge of it,
and probably be is.
1t is an ill wind that blows no one good;
but is a good wind indeed that blows no one
i'll.
"A cat has nine lives; but a hateful wife
has a hundred. You may kill one, but the
other will not die.
When meg can not understand women,
they are compelled to stand under them,
socially, mentally and spiritually.
= A woman is dangerous to a man only
when she lsVes him. So long as she hates,
she is entirely harmless.
Men like women usually because they
think them good. Women like men often
because they know they are evil.
Painful pause-those of a grizzly bear.
The best of old Sherry: the School for
Scandal.
1t is not half 70 embarrassing to make
the frat advance to a woman, as to beat the
last retreat.
"A guilty conscience needs, no accuser.
That is the reason, we presume, in these de-
generate days, il so rarely has n e
-"Handsoma is that handsome does
probably accounts for the number of homely
people in the world.
The most delightful ofsensations-after
dreaming You are married, to awake and
find yourself single.
"A most natural opinion-When a man
has no Bank account, Of course, he's no &C.
count-that's all.
A popular jest--to call the expansive
undergarnents women wear OF present pet
t~i-coats.
Waite always find its level; but those
who mix whisky with it will find them much
sooner.
The reason married men rise SO early in
the morning, is because they arc anxious to
escape from their companions of the uigat.
-COnundrum by o pretty woman-what
ancient hero do most men resemble? Darius
(dare eye us).
-ArboriaI q~uestion-Can one of the peo-
pie, by sitting beneath an alder tree, become
an alder. mani
Why is a man who plucks a certain kind
OF plum like a husband to whom an heir il
born2 Because he has a dam.son.
Only a slight difference-Some men,
when extremely ill, know nobody, and, when
entirely well, know nothing.
Our cynical correspondent says that
when some women look under their bed fol
amaD, previous to retiring for the night, they
are influenced more by hope than by fear.
Many persons learn to their cost, now.
a days, not so much that the "the course Of
true love never did run smooth" but that the
course of false love always will run rough.
THE advantage of geographical posi-
tion-If our country were only bounded OF
the East, as it is on the West, we should
nave once more a Pacific Republic.
AN Athenian cynie once said: "a
woman dies when she has IN idea" Was
this a delicate way of stating the sex's i'm
mortality
b. Can the fact that persons who live in thu
far South are inclined to metaphors be ex
planned by their residence in trope-ical re
gions2
The billing aud cooling of newly mar
ried persons nowadays is chiefly confined
to the former business, i. e., settling the ex
travagant bills of the bride.
NO one need fear to attack any humble
of men in this age, if it be true that when
man has lost his honor, he is indeed de
ienseless."
-"Who giveth to the poor, lendeth to thu
Lord" may be true enoughi but we know
of no one who could borrow less than He il
the present age. His credit, we fear, is sadly
shattered in Third-street. "
1T was a keen satire Of the ancients to