The hydraulic press., 1861-01-05

If omitted n. F. Brown,
Who furnishes the best of meat,
To feed the hungry men Of town;
Dean & Baldwin also flourish
In meats, and other things that nourish--
In hams, for instance, prime and sweet;
You'll find their market on Flume street.
An equal share of commentator
Belongs to the official station;
For his enforcement of the laws
Squire Farquhar gains applause.
Those intellectual champions Jim
Stidger nor Kutz can puzzle him.
DR.. Crossett, of dental fame,
Is carving to himself name,
And my paternal mentor, who
Abroad finds all that he can do,
Has some pretensions with the teeth,
Elsewhere or con his native heath {"
The mails and telegraphic news
Comes under Dornin's special care;
A man of industry, and whose
Desire is to tarry where
We find him-if Old Ab'ram wills it;
He wants the post, and ably fills it.
Ny pen, in its extended range,
Comes to the famous "Bahk Exchange"
With Brown & Clark, its clever hosts,
The State at large no better boasts;
Their liquors and their oysters need
No praise of mine, the public need
Has stamped its seal on their crededtials;
Their house is one of the essentials.
Another of these cozy places
Where one can find familiar faces,
Is King & Selkirk's "Knickerbocker."
(King should go last, as stands the firm,
But that would make the meter 'squirm.o
Cuhelyn, in his Welsh retreat,
Some distance further down the street.
With genius and endowments rare
Receives of praise his ample share.
Tom Culver's billiard room, up stairs,
Over Browns Market, we'll compares
With all of those pre-named, for being
A place worth visiting and seeing.
Next, Abbey & Collodi's bar
Contains refreshments of the best;
From hot punch to cigar;
And it must also be confessed
That Patrick Murphy has his friends,
And treats them like an Irish host;
Old Erin with each memory blends,
And forms the burthen of each toast.
Bob Howland's truck, and horse, and dray,
Come into very useful play;
And Bob himself is quite lion,
This fact hold beyond denyin'.
10 Thomas, having sold his store,
Will ''vegetate" on ''herbs"no more;
He finds ''the road" much more engaging,
So goes his pile On mountain staging.
Elston succeeds 10 in the store,
Transacting business as before;
Give him a call, Qor, soft between us,
Elston is quite a drawing genius
Jim Pettinger and Baron Renfreu,
Beside another sketch or two,
His truthful pencil has embodied,
Some quite sober, others "toddied."
Uncle Charley's well again
From that internal gouty pain;
He's gone below to seek an office,
In which pursuit he's quite novice.
Charley deserves to be door-keeper,
His gravity and uniUht would nrOyn
The house depended ON sleeper
No storm of eloquence could move.
Wooster and Coley, Welton and Swain,
John Guthrie, the Winhams, may name
AS being like the famed Micawber,
{Of time and circumstance robber,
Who drank from Hopes ideal cup,D
Waiting for something to 'sturn up;"
In Fortunes toss may "heads' appear
Bfore week has scored the year.
Tufts, as builder, has e'the CALL"
Some of his jobs are rather "tall;"
In Green's new brick he placed those window
Which beat your common work to sshinders.
Edwards, the chief of our police,
Suppresses mobs, and keeps the peace;
Avoid him ye law-breaking knaves,
Who drift about on hell-surged waves!
A faithful watchman on his beat
Is Wilcox, who parades the street
To guard our slumbers, and expose
The stealthy crimes of midnight foes;
Let no man grumbe when the day
Comes round for him to get his pay.
Two more names | have to rhyme on,
I'll do the best with them can;
The first is my good friend Pat. Synon,
The other, Nicholas Isaman
Pat. got married some time since,
And lives as happy as prince;
Nicholas, can't y0u find wife?
'Twould change the manner of your life,
Rlon ndiDcr with fntura ScopoS tho roal
Now too much spiced with the ideal.
Frank Meyer, | have thought of you,
And Elder, and some other few,
Who might apply the marrying hint,
And find there's Joy and comfort int.
Heaton Biekford and Littlefeld,
Steve Southwick, Hays and Soule,
Each in his place the pen can WELD
Or saw, or edged-tool;
And as the climax of my song
{Already spun out quite too long)
Approaches, let Sam Wagner's name
Go forth to honor and to fame.
Likewise John Hill, the "roller-boy,"
Black Bob, (who shot the vagrant "Tip
"Tip" was a dog, who would annoy
The neighbors, and their fowls destroy;
Their ayocation is to dip
A little into every thing.
Boot-blacking, scrubbing-Sam will ring
The bell, and cry as no man cryeth,
The lungs of Stentor he defeth.
LORENZO thus has had his say,
In his own doggeral rhyming way;
His advertisement, incomplete,
He hopes may with your welcome meet
What he has writ means no offence,
Addressed to patrons of good sense;
And if he has omitted many
Whose claims to note were good as any,
His reason is, that want of time
And space forbade all further rhyme.
Vari iety.