The Lambertville press. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1858-1???, 1861-01-02
Uncle zeke's isitl---He is shown the
Fire Department.
Stokon, Jnneuary de Fust,
Anty Clawson's Celler 1850 Ownth.

Stokon, Jnneuary de Fust,
Anty Clawson's Celler, 1860 Ownth. !
MIsUM EDIMTUR AN BELUBED FRIENDS /:
Aldo
/ mean no risdespec,
To any pussen or any sec,
as VIM. SHAKESPEARE berry APPLY pre-
serves, in he pome kaled "Much to do
and notin to do it WIFI yet I kant
help but speek rite ont in meetin wen
want two.
Da fore yesamda | had kasion to
visit Lamwertwille OF more pullightly
speakin Bungtown, to get de Expression
oh sum OBJ mi cullud bredren on de
Sea sassage movment, an de goodness
nose it wus brack enui for yure ole
ball headed uncle. But dis shur isn't
wat Use gwine to speak bout inn tick
Ter, aldo mite sa enuf bout dis sub
jec to fill seberal pillars oh yure paper.
But de facs oh de matter am desc,
you no inn awl congregations dar are
lot OBJ easy members who don't do
nofn but drink out OBJ de minister's
pitcher, an inn ten kases out oh nine
dey ar too lazy to sa "Amen p artar
deY here a good prayer an Uncle
Zeke's followers ar knot an RECEPTION.
We'll, a passed. OBJ desc rascals takein
advantage oh de money pancake, he'd
de impudence to put seberal second
handed chews oh tobacco in de rontri-
button sasser, wich so enraged de rest
oh de flock dat ley seceeded immedi-
ately, an broke up yure poor old un-
cle's meetin, an dats wat caused his Wis
it to yure plais.
In strollin in de rhubarbs oh yure
village inn sarch oh Clam Soup Jack,
who suspekted was de bell weder OBJ
de seasassageists, mi attention wus
contracted to de steeple on dc toptip
oh de 'Nu Pres Buildins,n whar you
print mi sarmons once an while, an
| may sa sumtimes twice in while.
So, nofn wuld do my escort but dat
we shuld visit de bildin an take lob
sterwatory from de buffalo In takin
de dimensions an contentious oh de
establishment, we happened to drap in
to de nice ingine hous, and dar SIGH
an ole sqwirt it has never bin ynre ole
uneles bone to sea- Viii don't you
Guild foxes hi two shillin syringe at
once says ], it III onli cost You IS cents,
and den you'll not onli hav sumfn to
be proud oh, bur it vii be source OBJ.
rebenue to de plais, for wen you isn't
using it for to distinguish fires, de
town counsel ken hire it to dere neigh
bors across de riber to stuff snassinges
wifi. Oats quite a salubrious idea,
said my fren, but it wuld be impossible
to do it rite oph in squincec onse oh
de money pancake. What says |,
feelin littel riled-what has de mon
ey pancake to do wifi it, CUB de PEG
pie dose OBJ yeast an dey'll rise de
money quicker dan two elephants and
tree muskeeters could cross de Specific
osion. Dis yere wus a knock down
argument fur my Guild fren, but sed
he | CUES well relic on buckets an our
monfs for a while, wen we can't raise
de juice to spit de fire out well fall
bak on de buckets But sposin de
fire gets de start oh you, whar am de
buckets, dats what IS de matter wifi me,
says /. oh, says he, we'll tend todat
part OBJ de bisnes, Uncle Zeke See
in mi Guild fren was getin littel mad
j turned de subjec and turned to de in
CINE at de saim time. Oar it stood
on seberal couple oh ole rickety weels,
lookin for awl de world like de fossil
remanes OBJ an antydelubean age. It
put me in mind Oh de CRATE Hipottopo-
damtomas dat / saw inn Ban Van
burgs Venerie, dat lives half inn water
an half out De Hose hasn't seen
grease since de conquest ob dat coun-
try, an like stockiu arter de Holt
days ar ober, it looked badly collap-
sed. Indede, takin into consideration
de nice ingine house, it put me in mine
OBJ visiting de palace OBJ beauty to see
de queen, an fndin noin but de boot
black at home.
But Use said enuf bout dis matter.
Perhaps snmetime again / ma speek
OBJ " De Man wifi de Bucket, y who is
berry conspicuous pussen at fire.
Yous ina fix,
UNCLE ZEKE.