, 1861-11-04

make wedding.
He who turns from evil habits does him
self good turn.
Days are lost in lamentations over the loss
Of days. -" AVN
That Of which proud people are often the
prordest Is their pride.
When is flock of sheep like our climate
When it's composed Of all Wethers.
Women live for each other-that is, for
the love of criticism Of each other.
TIE boy who lost his balaace en- the roof
fcund it On the ground shortly afterward.
Catching flies is much the simplest and
saiest way Of flying.
During the autumn gales the volume of
Ea:u1e Is full Of fyleaves.
ART ExPosITIoN.---A cockney telling 'is
love to the lady e hadozes-.
-" What ails your eye, Joe ?"-"I told Ia
man he led" replied Joe.
- Don't touch me, or I'll scream! !" as the
eEGin whistle eald to the 6toker.
The most impudent of all things is
mlr1er, Tor is continually casting redsc-
sioD6.
-"Very good. but rather too pointed,n as
the FISH said when it swallowed the bait.
Don't locate yourself on the back Of a
Wild horse, unless you want to be dislocated.
- The man whose word can always be d.
pended upon is sure to bs always honored.
-Topers vino travel about with red noses
should be Indicted 1or circulating incendiary
articles.
Most persons have mortal antipathy to
o snake, and yet ne is said to be very charm
ing animal
Why is an invalid cured Of sea bathing
like confined criminal? Because he is sea-
| cured, (aecured.)
Throw piece of meat among bears and
] purse of gold among men, and which will
behave the mcst outrageously- men OF
| the beasts?
The right thing il the wrong place is
| 1ove-letter written on q mourning sheet Of
| paper.
-"You may depend upon nc, wife; give
| YOU nv word" IL had rather Won wonld
sometimes keep it. sir.''
When We find great natural courtesy in
| the poor, We cnly dnd it in company with
| superior native 5e15e or great tenderness Of
feeling.
| One rose upon bush, though but a little
Che, and though not yet blown, proves that
which bears it to be true rose-tEee.
Mr. Harris twas never more So sober in
| TIE whola course Of his life" but wlea his
friend james asked him 10 take chair, he said
t,e would s'Wait Till one came round"
"A shoemaker was taken up for bigamy.
(Which wife," asked by-stander, twill he be
ct:iged to TAX: s"-"ae is cobb!er," re-
p!itd anoether, "and Of cQ8Fsc must stick 10
Recreation is q re. creation, second crea,
ton, wien Tea7iacss hath almost a1nihilE3cd
@ne's spirits. Il is the breathing of the soul
which otherwise would be 6:ifled with con:
tiEuu1 business.
Words are nice things, Ut they strike
hard. We wield them go easily thai We are
apt to forget their hidden power. Fifty spoken
| VI 4o}I i1-n4 chJra hn an a..
summer 1ain-but when unftly, like the frost
the hail, and the desolatlng tempest.
-"My opponent, h1r. Speaker, persists il
saying that he is entitled to the floor. Wnethe
this is 60 CT not, shall not inquire. All
hare got to say is, tnat he will get floorsd i
he interrupts me again"
:, | The hlackhird whistles for his dinner lis
: panior.-"How's that, Paddy, my dar1iat 2
-"Wby, you spalpcen, dent you sec tha
: when he whistles, he calls tor his nsate"
-"Does your dog take to the water ?" said
gentleman to rustic, who had water spanie
following him. "Why, yes, sir, if they pu
meat in il, }" was the reply.
Z "A reserved man is in continual conflie
= with the social part Of his nature, and eve
n g7udges himself the laugh into which he
:, sometimes betrayed
An emigrant to Port Natal, writing HON
to one of his friends, says: 1--WE are gettin
Oh finely here, and haYe already laid the -foul
Z cation Of larger jail
2 God mas not taken 30 much pains
: framing and furnishing, and adorning th
. world, that theJ Rao were made by him
d live il it should ceepIse it.
The mind Of man Of genius is foe,
which concentrates into one burning beam tt
1ungrid lights and fires Of ten Thousand su
rounding minds.
If you have great talents, industry vi
- improve them; il moderate abilities, indu
= try will supply their deficiencies. Nothing
} denitd to Wtll-directed labor; nothing is eY
q to be attained without it.
s a man might frame and let loose star
u roll in its orDit, and yet not have done
= go golden-orbed thought to roll through Il
J. | generations Of time.
He who is false to present duty breaks
J. thread in the loom, and will fiRd the flaw Wh
to he may hate iorgottcn its cause.
Z =: -~"Tel1 ;cur mistress that I've torn t
=. current" said 1odger to the servant. aVe
4 4 wel, Sir mistress will put it down as ex'
7e- None arc 20 seldom found alone, and o
~ ~ 80 soon tired Of their Own company, as 1ho
ps coXcombs WHO are Oh the best terms vi
&C themselves.
- TO give moral subjects their true reli
II | you require, as in the etereOscope to 10
''' through two glasses-that OF the Intellect a
that Of the heart.
at An Irish stationer, after advertising a
lie riety of articles gives the following notd be,
o. ITO regular customers I sell waters grati
H. II have one request to make Of you, !
u u dear Mr- Grant" Ny dear widow, v
ch grant anything you eay.'' Well, sir, I W.
in to be Granted mysclf.'
r:o Lady Yarmouth asked Garrick one
IN: why Love was always represented as o chi1
81 81 He replied: ssBscanse Love never reacl
ii the age Of wisdom and experience"
LOT LOT The famous William Penn had sea
j.. grace relation, whom his punning contemI
raries described as pen that had been "oi
. cut, never mended."
" -Boldness is blind whereof it is still
ar. counsel, but good in execution. For in CO
f'r sci it is good to see dangers; in executi
~, is not to see them, except they be very great.
Religion is rot . thing which spends
n13 and sell. 1t is Ike river Which Widens cont
lea silly, and is never SO broad or SO deep as at
I'd. mouth, where it rolls into the ocean Of e
nn Or nifty.
not "A schoclmaster requesting little boy '
ees had been whispering to etep into the n
ef 1oon, is wittily spoken Of as " starting q
h rs whaling expedition"
The question was once raised Whet
IL ,k;, "womeD, wine, or the king were the stro
Ger n 1--*a 81 g. r..