The Weekly Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, O. [Ohio]) 1861-1???, 1861-12-05
LIFE ss&EEUaAs s1S.
NUMBER THE WONST.

MYsruR EDYTuR:--Tno liounty printin am
tremenjus mutt fur Ethin Alien III lirack,
seeminly. lie keeps pirchin into the llwes-
ton like tode-frOgs in tu a Wil.cr swamp on
a luvly ulte in the mllnth nv June, When the
mcliaI lie Of full moon Ills with a dchkate
llud the thjn ctherat atnlusfcrlc air. Now,
Mystur Edytr, | want I'll put in wurd; or
perhaps wurd an IA hatf, Hthin Allen
thinks bckaws he red law three kWirtcrs OF
II hour, under ole S.ie2ics Blackstone has a
logment in his noggin. lloWscVcr, Maray
tuck the konseat ont ov ham OH kWeauon5
OF law, and heered he s SOn to hte you
now on the subjecll OF grInden muaMy our
ov the pore taX-paerS. Bat Mystur Edyt,lf
you incident be skccred, fur the taX-patcra
air got cents amIif TO no that if they ain
delinkwcnt tina hav tn pay the penalty
whether thare property is adyertysed or
knot. Let him KUN on with his korn kobS
an litenin bugs In the language of the
Skriptcr, "a man without liscreshuD rs like
iuelry i'll swne's snout' Now thar S a
IN deal of bunkum abowt Higgins. ! kali
il buukum frunl "aifa' to omega (N.B.-
don't understand the meanin OF them
wurds howsever) The subjocll oy grindn
mummy out ov the pore is CRATE and mag
n.ilcysuut kWcstiOu. 1t am, next tn the war,
the awl absorbed kWesuon like spmge,
big peace ov spungc, in a smtl mug ov
augcr; it sui8 mp everything. n, B.-'ihis
is Il goali.) You hav onley to kornor Hjg
gins on WIN pint, and ilWIokcr nor howu-
pup kan lick groe2y skil:t, he switches
Of onto anuther
The taH-paDs an hard up, an ll;Ggins
nose thjs fIum ckspearieucc, bocaws he S
bin delml.welr in the sum ov 20 five dol
lers thcasc ears. lie aiut oand ouythjng
since, konsekwenty he haint had tn pai euy
taxes. lie and Carr majls purity gul
TEEN. but still they kant navogate without
the "wether cock" (P. S.-This is iromicic.)
Bi-the-wa | hecrd Carr maill dimekratic
speach onct. 1t wus magnifersent, anuif to
charm the very golden foes TIA romos
abrod in the azure needs of heven. (N.
B.-This is ligger ov speach and alIudcs
the starry fermiment.) Howseyer, Carr's
maid sum chainles sense that time. lie
chainjed tn be republican,, an afterwards
gined Higgins; an he and Higgins are now
both Observation-Disclosures oy partcy;
indipendant ov subsNIburs and mdipcnd-
ant ov the kountey printin IN. B.-This is
Sarkassum.) We'll, these indipeudant men
air sum on ekonemi. Tha printed bile tir
the towsheep strussteas, nOteafyun us fell
lars tn go and voat fur a justis oV the piece;
and the truSsteas Civ them an order on
Hank Thornton fur thre doluls, when tina
cud hav got the printer dun at the Jour
nal oriis fur won doilur. Wan Ov the truss
teas heerd about this and wanted tn change
the thre dOller order fur too but Higgins
SADIE that wus fur his benephit / had tn
larf tn see Higgins rlmnin after Hank Thorn
ton with that order. 1t stuck tn his paw
titer than a pich-plaster tn an alpine plank,
til he keched Hank, when he got the tin"
foxes think he's awl punlins. But them
kort house fellars air leetel tn much fur
him. lie mite as well undertake tn suck
the Gulf ov MeXiko dri with goose xviii as
tn ketch up tn them. Fact is, he's lost his
ellwehbreum. The persition he wOncc ocu-
pide amung lis was tn and frum the zenith
his heals pintln tn won and his nolege-boX
tn the luther, at rite angels with the horri-
ZOn, spandid bi that azure aer oy the lus-
ferrous ferInameant, brite with the korruska-
Bhuns oy innumerabel konstelashns, and
as proud as a speckeled horse ON kort day
in the sity ov Lundin. "But, how hav the
mitey fallin!' in the laugwage ov the poic.
Frum persition in the Stait HoGse-wher
mmerlested this wurd shud reed ''uusur-
spected) he filed his pockits with sizzars,
pep-nives, kutlery, & so 4th-he has kun
down tn levil with that kass ov polyt.-
clans, who, spawned, ring-boaned, wind
CALLED, swyneyed, split-hooied distemperd,
pole-eviled and lowry bav had there noses
in the publick krib until their aint anuff left
to maik grewel fur sick grasshoper. In the
language ov Shakspeer Pore Yorrioll,
new him WE'LL but now pore devel he's a
bout gone up" Just So and salt wont saiv
him, unless Mr.. Ward gives him knew
start in the show bzness agin, on Delinno
opins up tn his benifit gud fat orfs. Mys-
tur Edytur, subside fur the present
Moast Effecshunately Yores,
PuILANDER GuMP, ESQ.