Pomeroy weekly telegraph. [volume] (Pomeroy, Meigs County, Ohio) 1860-1866, 1861-09-20
GLEANINGs.


Inthis dark world of care.
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GLEANINGs. or
nsa- 4 Judge in Iowa has decided that
dandy does not belong stos the human
species, and may be kicked into the gut
ter as wellsas any other puppy.
FgIt is comfort to know that no af-
Fiction issrandonl, that no bereavement
is accident; but that each is permitted
or sent because it was medicine essen
tial for our health and happiness.
Making Collections.
THse Ainsurgents protest that they
won't pay their debts to the people of
athc United States. and yet the United
States troops are determined to dre,U on
them at sight.
@A At Naples, Garibaldi said to an
English gentleman:
sssDiplomatists doubt me. 1 shall be
loyal to Victor Emmanuel. | love him
as my life. have served him without
an oath. l shall do all in my power to
procure annexation to the King of
aRiedm ont. But these things l must
do in my own manner"
n@- A good old Dutchman and frew
sat up till gaping time, W hen the latter,
after full stretch, said:
81 wish + vas in IIaben 80.
8 Hans yawned aud REPLIED Il wish l
vas. in der still house, H9a ,oaus4 ~
Katharine eyes few wide open, as
she exclaimed: .u-z.4 $50
II be pound for you, you always wish
yourself in ter pest place. a
B~ ~Caprera, the island home Of Carl
Abaldi, is small island just off the
Northeast coast Of the Island of Sar-
dina, and is nearly due West from Ma
pies It measures about five miles
from East to West, and is less than that
distance across. The island affords
good pasturage, by until its occupancy
BY Garibaldi had no permanent inhabi-
tants.
Man NO Monkeys ~ Il -
Thanks to Professor Owens, it is now
clear that monkeys are not men! From
careful examination of Gorilla skulls
and skeletons, he has made the deduc,
gtiop pthat the connection between man
%and the monkey is absolutely broken
by gap, which separates the latter i'm
passably from the very lowest types Of
Fnegroes.a So now we can all hold ur
oursheads and deny all relationship with
Jackoi bm7a Hse
gG There is great CONSERVATION il
Memphis over Fremont's movements
A correspondent of the Appeal writes
from St. Louis that the General iss'mov.
in heaven and earth, ','thatzhe will have
one hundred thousand troops in a few
days5that he transferred fifty heavy
guns. from Pittsburg at an expense Of
carriage of $500 each The writer
winds up with the congratulating assn
rance, "you may rest assured the Union
troops win fight u.s." We rather think
Ethey will e@ gro: sia''ss tR- i#asoe
nA-k laughable story is told of a
miser, who, being at the point of death
geselyed to- give all his money to a
nephew, at whose hands he experienced
some little Kindness. s'Sam,' said he
.s-for that was the name of the nephew
-"SaE,. 1 am about to leave the world
land to leave you all my money. You
will then have two hundred thousand
dollarsl-only think Yes, 1 fee
weaker and weaker; I think I shall die
intwo hours Oh, yes, Sam, I'm going.
.fgiye me two percent: and you may taxi
the money now!" Another instance Of
the ruling passion strong in death. -
why Not.
The Albany Standard, staunch
Democratic journal which opposes treai
son inseyery shape and form, asks the
following pert question: a.
"''The New York News will dissent
nate its. views freely and fearlessIy, and
will continue to oppose the present frat
sricidal alswar, even though it be at the
srisksof property, personal liberty, and
life. BENJAMIN WooD.'
4Mr.s Wood having put his name t.
.ythe above, we should like to know WIN
athes Government hesitate to lock him 7
during the war? If Ben. Wood car
have the freedom of New York, why
not jeff. Davis and Gen Beauregard?
sTos sMothers.i e. .Efa
We wish to protest against the inh /
man fashion, now prevalent, of putting
achaesseils on the dainty little baby bon
nets now in use. fla mother wished tc
devise most ingenious mode of torture
she could not, it seems to US, have hi
on better one than to send her baby
out in the glaring sunlight with a white
veil. If the poor little victims eyes arr
forever rendered useless by this absurc
nonsense, such mother may thank her
self. AJbaby should never wear vel
.sofQny kind, least of all a dazzling achit
one. The constant Facilitating nation
before the eye of this article of.apparel
Nismost Injurious many case, as ali doc
tors have decided. We always know {
foolishamother by her inhite-reiled baby
FANNY FERN.
LAZY irainins' IA ~,
sFranciss Quarles, an old writer whc
lived in the days of Charles the lst
says to parents:
aBesFery visilant over thy child in TIL,
April .ofabis und dsrstanding, lest tn,
frost of May nip blossoms. The tende
etwig, straighteu him.; while he is nev
vessel, season him. Such as tho,
ymakest him, such commonly shalt thol
find him. Let his first lesson be obedi
ence, and his second shall be what thol
wilt. Give him education in good let
tsrs to the utmost,of thy ability and ca
~pacity:Season his youth with the lov,