The Tiffin weekly tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1859-1868, 1861-12-20
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Never fsh for praiss--itis not worth
the bait.
A eoqnctto is equal TO a dozen high
winds In throwing dust in ones syss.
Swampcd in tho red sea OF wsr--ths
followers Of Faro.
J, II. Green, the reformed gambler, 10
raising regiment Of troops In Indians
Tor the war.
The captain Of ship is not governed py
bis mate, but married man gcneraly is.
When do broken bones begin to make
themselves usefsl ! Whom they bega
TO knit.
Wewouder II anybody ever picked up
a,ear that was dropped.
Why is thriving ,radssnan Ike a
lump Of iesl Because he is solvent.
Why is palm tree like a ehronologsri
csuso il furnishes dates.
Sander not others because they have
slanderod YOU.
All persons know whom ,hcy are
knaves, few when they are fools.
II is eoricr fer the generous 10 forgive
than for the offender to sskit.
Hew 20 get lady TO show her foot.
Praise tho loot Of some one else.
What throat is the best for singer 10
reach high notes With A soar ,hroa,.
Pride is the first weed 10 grow in the
human heart, aud the last to DO ersdiea-
I'D
Be calm while your adversary frs.a and
RACES and you can wsrm yourself ut his
fre.
Not every man who dive. in the sea Of
matr'mony brings up pearl.
lie spske we'll who said that little
graves are the footprints of angels,
The blush Of truo modesty 10 like the
soul Of a rose In the heart ofs lily.
lfs fat hog eomes to FIVE dollars what
VIII lean one cUme tol To a bucket
Of alop.
A man who likes to hear a woman
scold, has hired a uaw-fler to play him to
sleep.
Home Guards are great safeguards.
Guards that are safe enough from fight
ing, at any rate.
Ayoung lady at Niagara was heard TO
cScluim, "What nn slcgant trimming
that rainbow would mako for white lace
ovorlress."
! Young ladies' are like srrows--they are
all IN quver till the hesux come, and
can not 10 Of without them.
Because you happened to be born un-
der particular star, do not imagine that
you came into the world for uny unnatu-
raj object.
: How to punish hungry man. Drive
steak into him, as they uued to do into
the suicides.
, ICyou troat your interiors with IA milf
arity, expect the same from them. z
Let all your jokes be truly jokcs.-
. Testing sometimes ends in sad earnest
Love your fellow-cresiurs, though vio-
iuos. Hate vice in the friend you 1--we
the most. II
Insult not another for his want OF
1 talent you possess--he may have eth
/ ers which you want.
Make your commpauy rarity and peo-
pie will value 1t. Meu despiso what they
. can easily have.
5 Value truth, however you come by Il.
; Who would not pick up jewel that lay
on dung Hill
: You need not tell all truth, unless to
those who h We right to know it all.
But let all you tell be truth. f,
III favor is asked Of you grant II II YOU
Q can. IF not, refuse il il such a manner
Il as that one denial may be sufficient.
Wit without humanity degenerates in-
10 bitterness. Learning without pru-
denco into pedantry.
He who knows the world, will not be
/. too boshlul. He who knows himself
will not be impudcnt e
Do well, but do not boast OF il. for thas
d will lessen the commendation you might
otherwise have deserved.
About thirty Parrot guns are turned out
n at West Point foundry per week. 4to
Z men are employed
Gen. ShoepG, who commanded the na-
tionnl forces at the battle Of Wild Cat
I Camp, (Ky) is Hungarian, and formcly
!, clerk in the Ptacnt Office, whore hs
u attracted the attention of Mr.. Holt.
!, Mon oftalent are often the csp,ivcs Of
: beautiful fools. But there is ono conso-
lation--they do not long remain captives,
or they soon cease to be men Of talent.
A gentleman having presented his
: church with the TEN Commandments,
il was wittily said that he gave them away
d because he could not keep them.
THE FIRST OATH.--I will kiss yan
Eve, said the father of US all to our COM
! mon mother. ~ don't care Adam ifyou