Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1861-05-30
Artemus Ward in the Southern Con.
federacy--The Show is Confiscated.

fpderaCV--Tho Show IA COnfiaCatad.
From Vanity Fai,1
Won how ,erb,ns wondered wb.reborts T
was for tbese MANY d,se come and met -
perch.ns Won vo,, sno,od IA aona 90 ,ho Tno,,h
of tLa T.nnaIepps INV Iap ,ha 7 s, sanm,, tnnw VV wha,
those Ia fPs q noniar noosna nor fraso """'
G;ston 90 ,nvta; I "nd he siIai,t ~ o 80 20,
Listen 70 my taii' ana De silent thatye may
I've hoo, ouono Tho soso.hN, ;,
n,, Se;,,, u ,,aol dIs H., 1 ."1 ';s;.s,;. oI'nl
ond ban,, III ~, ~ e.. 20 'nn,I. ~ c,e:I,
am;i, Fnr ~ iG,ata ' ;o, r. miJeI pay ny 9Sne ;e
,gioni,, oi,o' ~ ~ eon I'm apo - u
,J.,a..; ~ om ns " Ao'e iioni 'oui 'ioo'hiu'
'usIr'nsoen' NJ. a ,I,;,,
wy soooeso wss shais, am Ie I nkewIse naa
shra, = sSp. ~ G e VIA. We ol,i
wa [ ban,, 30 bo.u,, ~ sp shar ~, gou' S wnicl
y" We n h,u noaln .h. ~ niucni 'nen Ieei pouno
NJ NJ We sna. i.y sn1y 'naug w NUN vi me-
mo'e "ioose'hei wv ia'h7h vi 'hcir at'
''I'u ,ans - A.. L.,
;rs " Ten. ' a,nunS .ne I'esesaers wl.h no .eei-
nrnoi anooI a",,oa;., mene % IN l1y PcIIesne ne
tha ,oSt o2,;oot ,1n; va; ooua;eL a Wy QUO III
I tbo hn,n.n , Roo.,, uo'moo ,,. mnion Ian smJl,
Ill. 'ra'.,o,,. uou' ,.,os.i' VIZ " EN the peoplo
.aSms ts PnoSt,s WI "o5'I Wy ny sSowln .heIn cagr
s.o.,.a,. .' -, anu maA Hta'oou', whicn
VEN. sen.er 70 Say are ohsurpas. % py any other STA
vJCos ,.L a"y mneaes i VIII mot cali 'nat MAJ,
mno SCI ny s.aVIo!s are huiipugsa mar ana ana
;.so. aGss .nht,, uat orlle MIN oe me ana l IL
"'inet Rnt nin, a m.n ome Di my skornIui Irowhs'
H. ~. tp ~ piosesu Wl'H my u1li; IN my .raV-
ns ls .nlem .nIt, & tme sonny Soutn ! heared heap
II .u,h aooI' Fec. neceshih ana Dustin up the
nnth;n' ' o;1S Tha % nol;,;.; nk II a,houn;gu 10
no.nm, my poHmsi1S'ads miJ IA all tne villages
tha prahnmr;o m ;aas ao Ou hDs Ss1Ie.i'ies calieu
un.ni .no ranayrie r howelI snoI,o u. meyer DC
noIs.s', aiso maui iools Vi .n9ir-
e,ves se0. u vari y, Ways pu. as tney was USED 20
ar5 saari aian md IL; IL wary me jm4eh' and the
sas a H.ps tnn, conImerea Mnn f9r 10 wave
of Maitv and n me,nbar Of, "f several ~ a,Ior U.
TamnraDc. Soc;st;os anJ ~, M ,,;to H., a w.mo,
Dawter Nsi,r an emu snosn , n WHY f sue ,d m',s
secoor me- tbe ;naoony and te ; of ,i
the fiist famerlies Alas | was 'cH d;sn;nted ID
State arter State sesesIed and II prowed
hotter Far tbo mndors,nad Th;n ~ So" So"to ~
q % c;mbm.cIs I in q smaii toun nine iahn IJ,ne ~
wbare I Sas nrontnraii, 'ow% orlanad ~ oIi "a hn,,i
down tbe Stars and Str;n. JanOrtasi, ni
I'm of rad faced mon o,',p nm 20 tba 5oor nt
NV tent ware I was stand;n taL;ne t UU, moneu ~,
I,be artornnon owh;h;Shnn hod s aas,, nnoney 'st
an nv ItaIvmn oraan;St ,ras i" ;ani;,, H., slia
St;rr;1 china. sSWa .;r " n,yn, J N NS;,. so;d :
-, ., ,,,o,, g., aoaI.. L
and holu w;Hbmn % ~ TIn @ Somabo,n mt uPSu Eania ~ =
r sorsam;1 tbrewnnt th;u snnnu Inn5 e nrenl T.
so' i"l inei.I.' "ouo on,' IS,y i"nu' P'o"o'y
anu ssWha,,s HSlan,s'y .h screan,n, ai Sifi %, 49,
Ia: .nS ina..el VIII mn! eez !, 4
doT sn, ms vlities i setwell we: on ms stummlck
II a. Iasoi gu, W, oon'inne' W scIeaiil ~,
ah .sWa,, osga inls u, I,i.e an9 .el'e4lus lana
~, ioS uihl hi solcam your eagle cai
;rho n,an nnnnvo3 'a san T ,u. I'm; Im moh.
nhnnna dmu me' "ulo''u "o' 'o' WIS piNNy laAih
~Tn ora o,,n, s;r no,, ,,.,u orao,
.,,r w "'' ''' S-'' "p'" 'A"''0' VI uo'
Vs.y,, -. "a,
dootn o ~ r;o;t ~, .,n r uap''n = ~ e''i! nai
o' 1yv " ,.s,v ny 'no"' a'o
uand III at,s tbo ,o,s,, ,,o,, o,o horo ),
| s, i,rsa' 49, -, o." oom ;i''i ioL "'o III, IL,
r. bn wantad 70 coai, "a c;ra b;r, s'," ,ma" ",
~, nH "ri,i;,,' S s'' Ni'A sum VI
my y.J;u ,,n', @ eHpy Hsnsiont J,,o ,,,,;, o..;or
= III yo,, bnmI Sn,rr tho parn st" ".ios u'sis
ha,nnn. ht, m anJ b;St tba S"m.hnrn @ 49, 2,P"ns'oO
"Nar, h;stI,S IN ThoSa 1nos , s,,,
aVnnr ~ way WORKS and heost: IL tbc9n oor
6st;oated g no, DIV orros,oJ as - sn, Vii y, 0''
Soa yJS a a. iusa roses nf e IL
o,;,,,a nd hon,1;nI' l., goJ;i, 'Au ,,t,otis IL,
% nr;ne of wh; h;SIeu in tb;S town ond hnw man, an,
p,ihNo =. , e tIt I'' .nis sGmn' anu 1om man.
;'a;,,;J''o,il,, Eu v | Lnjd y, 'o AooiN ''h '''
'''iTk Thnn i,d{ ,~ado rUr nn ,, 90 ,hot h,. ao;d -,
vax Syaa,S ~ was ronl;st;c.,.J l;s .'' axed d tban
;fthat Sas g;nerallu tbe st.le among tb;eve
IN that oonntrv 70 which thew also made n,
ranin bnt sad was arrestnd asa Snv an,
pt' mpst ,o oIy ~ Wontgomsrv inn in inns Tbev wa uI
bv tn time lined bv a large crowd of othe
/ Southern natr;ts Who commenst boller;n
SHan1 tbe hId hsId. headed aharIt;on;st % an' NJ
bust nn his immoral exb;b;tion i" wa
ooased and tied 70 n stumn and tho crow.
went VENT for nm NV tentWtbat waternroof @ navill;on
wherein Instruction and amoosement ba,
been 60 muchlv combined nj * cents me- me-
Lood os W.nd 9 % tore Il ali to n;acss @ WeanwbG;l G
dirty dirty faced bovs @ W was T THROWN stuns and emn
ty Haar hottlcs Mt NV moss;v brow & taxi,
b eri ;nroner @ ii I;bnrt;es S with U" my nerson % :"
RaS;stanepa p ras nseIaSs for " var;etv tf of rao
sons as I reaJ;Iv , nbssrved va '"''' ''''
Tbe Sesesbers conf; ;st;cated INV statoots h,
smasb;n them to sttums Tbay then wen
to nv money box and con6sticated all tn
loose change tbere;n contained They the,
wes and Sust ti1 mv canes Iettn ali tbe
miles T loose q small but 6ealtbv i TIGER am anon an
The rest Tb;s t;ger has n excentric wav q
tearn @ % dogs 70 mi n;ecss' and allers snosed from
his his g;nersI copdncI that he'd have no hesi
I tssbnn n seru;n bnmnn helms in tbe sam
/ ~ .ANi'"h pSiiis ~ sAS s~.'