, 1861-10-22

forced to heed the sheriff7s.
Man and wife, like verb and 1ominatiYe, |
should always agree.
He is but a poor general, whc, like drum,
is msde only TO be beaten.
Follow the fashion; you had bett.r. dis |
play other peoples follies than yonr oWn.
Many pride themselves upon being wild |
yong men, who are only Wild beasts.
The cup Of Gree changed men to swine;
that cup is common noW-it contains strong
whisky.
The snoHtaker is irreverent; she looks
upon Gods beautiful world merely as some.
thing to be sneezed al.
1t makes very msterial difference to a
lamb whether he is gathered into the fold by
shepherd CT snake.
FENESIHE HEADACHE.-A fictitious disease,
by which women geek to conceal their heart
ache.
in returning thanks, in an after-dinner
speech, Brown declared that he Was I" too full
for utte1ance."
Be as careful not to provoke an enemy as
sou would to steer safely near . dangerous
reef
ter legacy to the world than WelIeducated
fkmil7-
To all men the best friend is virtue; the
best companions are high endeavors and hon
cradle sentiments.
-Morose men are unde'ighted amidst all
delight, joyless amidst all enjoyment, sateleas
in the very lap Of safety.
If you have gone SO far as to cut the lions
claws, you had better not feel secure till you
have d1awn his teeth.
There are Two classes Of men generally in
The wrong. Those who don't know enough,
ard those who know too much.
rreof dao1 ~ ~ ~ ,7o II, ,,o,,.. e..
ptlcsophy, is nothing more Or less than natu.
raj stupidity.
Some men are SO farsfghted, they look
through aud beyond objects, and swear they
caDrot zee them.
The busy body labors without thanks, talks
without credit, lives without love, and dies
without tears.
1t is no more possible to bring mems
minds TO think alike, than to make their faces
lock a!ike.3
We are apt to be partial to our own oh.
eervations-pfobab1y for the observers sake.
Be calm while your adversary frets and
RACES, and you can warm yourself 1t his fire.
If sleep flies from you, don't 20 in hot
rureuit Of it; lie still, and it will probably
ccme and k,ss you.
Some people are 60 obtuse that one
would hardly think that they could have an
acute disease
If yon have q spite against hen, and
would have her eggs latd In ashes, ahut her up
| in the a6h'barrel.
| He who knows his own Ignorance is the
| poeEessor OF the rarest kind Of valuable
knowledge.
Young women are never in more danger
| OF being made slaves than when the men are
at their feet
Shut not up brood Of evil passions in
your bosom like en1aged eerpents, they will
bite their cage
| Poverty frequently imposes species Of
meauness upon men, more disgusting 10 them
| Felves even than it is to others,
| 4 Po11r1cA1 QUEsT1oN.-Has the "tide of
events" anything to do with the "current of
public opinion" that is flowing?
| From using glasses Oh the nose, you see
an object single; from using them under the
nose you see It double.
TO lover there are but two places n all
the world-one where his sweetheart is. and
the otler where she isn't.
A man in lore may be ikened to fly in q
SPIDERS web, entaugled by one Of the most
fragile substances, Jet the most difficult from
which to escape.
| An article announcing the decease Of a
perEon, says, ''H1s remains we're committed to
that bourn whence no traveller returns, attend
ed By his friends"
Al Alazy fellow begging aims, said he could
not find bread for his family. "Nor Lire.
Piled an industrious mechanic; "lam obliged
to work ter it."
-ssBetter to be alone than in bad com.
paby." True; but, unfo1t tunateIy, many per
soDs are never in so bad company as when
they are alone.
-"Marrisge," said an unfortunate husband,
"is the churchyard Of love" "Andyou men, n
replied. the NOT less unhappy wife, "aze the
grave diggcrs."
1t is related Of the great artist, PoussIn,
that, being shown 8 picture BY person o.
Iove,ty, sir, 10 make you good painter"
A lady in paroxysm of grief, Was said
to have shed torronts Of tears. ''Poor thing r
remarked aa unfeeling pua.ter, sshe must
have had cataract in each eyer
hes o2 i y'ft dont f'f5 belie1e
then, hell come down and tell you so himself
Perhaps you'll believe him.
| During an examination, medical student
beirg asked, " When docs modification en-
sue:" he replied, "When you pop the ques
tion, and are answered NO."
Thousands are hated, whilst none ar
ever loved, without real cause. The amIablt
alone csn be loyed. In most a.tustions OF life
the consciousness Of innocence Is cur bes
shield and our tlrmest security.
"A pretty girl was lately complaining t
aQuaker friend tAat she had a cold, and wal
| sadly plagued in her lips BY chaps tsFricnd, ,
| chaps come near thy lips"
Money produces magic effect upon one'
surroundings. When We have It, e7erythin,
| with which We are brought in contact resolve
itself into round corners, while the 1nstan
! We have 1t not, they become prot1udent An
sharp.
1T say, boy, Is there anything to shoe
I | about here fH inquired eportsman Of DO
he met. "Weu,,' was the reply, "nothin
jrst about here; but the schoolmastez Is dow
the hill yonder-you can pop him over"
1t seems to me have seen your ph;siol
nomy somewhere before,' said swell to
stranger whom he met the other day; ab1
replied the other; II have been the keeper
. prison for the la.t twenty years"
Some years ago, a letter, directed to ssZruu
q feidaVi,H Was received At the London Po
Office. Unable to find such q persop, it vi
refered to the &aud1s, who found out at In
It that 1t Was intended for Sir Humphrey Day
2 s the great chemist
J. A lady making inquiries Of boy about h
s father, an intempe1ate man, who had bes
n . sick for come time, asked whether he had I
= gained his appetite "No, ma'am," J" said ii
y boy, not exactly; his appetite is very poo
10 but his d1inkatite Is as good as ever"
2, The moon, like eartain politicians, chang
4 every thirty days, when she looks at thin
In IN general with quite new face. II II
p. os were wanting to determine the sex Of Il
6. moon,. it would be found in her obstioa
about her age. Like most ladies, she Ia uey
= more than day older than thirty.
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