Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1861-07-06

They made no reply TO that but said my
fggers WINS coniscated. ] axed them if that
Was ginerally the stile among thieves in that
country, to which they also made 20 reply,
but sed was arrested os Spy, and INST go
to Montgomery in turns. They was by this
time jned by large crowd Of other Southern
patrits, who commenst-hollern Hang the
bald aberitionist and bust up his
immoral exhibition 7 was ceased and tied
to stump and the crowd went for my teu.-
that water proof pavilion, wherein instruc.
tion and amusement had been so muchly
combined, at ID cents per bead--oud tore it
all to pieces. Meanwhile dirty faced boys
was THROWN stuns and empty beer bottles at
my massiv brow, and takin other improper
liberties with my person. Resistance was
useless, for variety Of reasons as | readily
observed.
The Seseshers cor6sticated my statoots by
snashin them to attums. They then went to
the money box aud con6sticsted all the loose
change therein contained. They then went
and bust in my cages, lettin oil the animales
loose, small but healthy tiger among the
rest. This tiger has an excentrc way Of
tearn dogs to peaces, and l alters sposed
from his gineral conduck that he'd hav no
hesitasbun in servin human beings 10 the
same way il he could git OF them. Excuse
me il was crooil, but lar!ed boyssterrusly
when saw that tiger spring in among the
people. "Go it, my sweet cus!" | inardly
exclaimed, 81 forgiv you for bitn off my left
thum with oil my heart Rip em up like
bully tiger whose Lare has been invaded by
Seseshers -
l cant cay for certain that the tiger serisly
injured any of them, but as be was seen few
days after sum miles distant, with large and
well selected assortment of seats of trowsis in
his mouth, and as be lookt as tho ho'd bin
having sum viilent exercise. rsyther guess
be did. You will therefore perceive that
they didn't confstcate him much.
l was carrid to Montgomery in Trims and
placed in durans vial. The Jail was on ornery
edifiss, but the table was literally cupplied
with Bakin and Cabbdge. This was good
variety, for when didn't banker after Bakin
l could help myself to the Cabbidge.
had nobody to talk TO nor nothing to talk
about however, aud was very lonely speci.
ally on the first day so when the jailer parst
back part Of my he'd I'm bald now but thnre
was time when l wore sweet auburn ring
lets) into as disc. hevild state possible, l.
rollin my eyes like mauyyunk, cried
Stay, jaler, stay am not mad but soon
shall be if you don't bring me southen to
Talk !" He brung me sum poosepapers, for
which thanked him kindly.
AT larst got interview with Jefferson
Davis, President OF the Southern Conthie.
veracy. He was quite perlite, and axed me
to sit down and state my case. did it, when
he larfed and sed his gallunt men had biz
little enthusiastic in confstcatin my
show.
"Yes," sez /, "they confsticated me foo
muchly. / he'd sum hosses copfsticated in
the same way onct, but the con6sticaters cir
now poundin stun in the States Prison at
at InjDnaplus.
"Wsll, wall, Mister Ward, you are at lilo.
erty to depart; you cir friendly to the South,
know. Even now we have many frens 10
the North, who sympatises with US, and wont
mingls in this fight"
81. Davis, there's your great mistaik.-
Many OF us was Young sincere frierds, and
thought certn parties among US was tussin
about 700 and meddlin with your consarns
entirely too much. But j. Davis, the mint
you fire gun at the piece Of dry goods CALI
ed the Star Spanged Banner, the North gifts
up and rises en- massy, in defence OF that ban.
ner. Not agin you ss individools-not sgiu
the South even-but to save the flag. We
should indeed be weak in the knees, unsound
ln the heart, milk white in the liver, and soft
10 the he'd, if we stood quietly by and saw
this glorus Govymeut smashed to pieces,
either by furrin or a intestine foe. The
gentle hearted mother hates to take her
naughty child across her knee, but she knows
it is her dooty 10 do it. So we shall hate to
whip the naughty South. but we must do it
if you don't make back tracks at onct, and
we shall wallop you out of your boots j..
Davis, it is my decided opinion that the
Sonny South is makind egregious mutton
he'd of herselfw
"Gon on, sir, you're safe enufl. You're
too small powder for NE ~ sed the President
OF the Southern Conthieveracy.
wait till 60 home and start ont the
Baltinsville hoss Cavalry I'm Captin of
that Corpse, am, and J. Davis, beware I!
Jefferson d., now leave you Farewell my
gay Saler Boy Good bye. my bold buccan.
peer. Pirut OF the deep blue sea, adoo
adoo! |"
My tower threw the Southern Contbieve-
racy on my way home was thrilling enuff for
yeller covers. 1t will form the subjeck of
my next. Betsy Jane and the progeny are
we'll.
Yours respectively, A. WARD.
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