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New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1861-04-13
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Post-OGice Notice.-The MAILS for Europe via se9e'
sng,on and BrcGsn Uai,ee States y'e9meT ~ S Sv
a%pT % % at lS. SoS ocSi III. % SO'' william
The Executive Committee of the Central O. Com; n;
sioaa%ay, on MoNDAY EVENING APdl IS A. AZ z Ssloek
BY order, DANIEL l., l. hi,,,. hi,G
RnR hAMtSS D1Ss'n Secretaries EH Committee
AT a Meeting of tue First Ward Republican
ASSOCIATION, heo q No o. Greenwich st. Oh
'ess ESb TRs R A. do hereby ind5r,e the policy
eths prc-eDt AauiDis ration as conducted by ABRAHAM
ami up the sncres.fu inauguration Of m principles h'vni
fa that Will hot depart from the platform adopted
0sd That plsdse to The Republican party he mani
whatever son may believing that 1t will only put
The right me" IN the Tight place. HENRY SMITH, President
saasDs sss5ss,s = 6; Scs11q sTkr' SECRETARIES.
BrOoi,iyu Young Mems Christian Association.
JOIN B, COUCH
LONDON STREET LIFE"
-uoHrs AND SHADOWS OF LONDON LIFE
tT~o Lectures in with facts and iuststions)
BROOKLYN AcADESY OF MUSIC,
MONDAY Ey2ESslxo. Aprnls,
This will be the lac. Lecture by Mr. GoUGHin BrooEyn this
DoDwoRTHs ooRNET BAND WILL PERFORM,
In accordance vita previous smsase@en the profits Of this
Lecture will Re handed TO Mr UOUOH 10 be epphet i0f the
benefit " the ieTuiJ Oi the late
JOEL srRATrON Of Worcester. Mss'
was joel SsOns influence that Induced Mr Cough to be-
tomoa ,., .,,1,, ,,..,
Tickets 25 cents Reserye1 seats 30 cents For sac 81 the
following places: In futoht, Ba1cOcks No 2f5 swAynes,
O. Association, Nos 82 and Isl Washington
Concord Reserved sss s the Academy Of Music only
kCm u m to6i p. m.
New-York Port socIety.-The Forty third Ann,ver.ary
Nonn IS Te W PoT or NSSgwYoRS iii
BE- held at the Cooper Unon on MONDAY EVENING", lSh
ttt at Y O'clock Addresses may be expected from Rev r
HITCHCOCK, Rev. V. =. HUNT NGTON. kev. CHARbbsJ.
JONES. Captain AMUEL LLIOTr. snd several sesm-n.
l.. P. HUBBARD Recording Secretary.
Nine. DemOrest's grand opening Of PATTERNS Of she
ep Fasuon broadway, aud q. all the brsDchrs
Also Spring Number Of THE MIRROR OF FAshIoNS;
sine only DGe-smakers, MineIs Mothers, snc
Ladies generally, cannot do without It.
Swedish Movement Cure Institute.
No. 6Jl 6tb-sv. and No 81 West 3fhst
Specific remedial exercises adapted to all Chronic diseases or
GEO. II. TAYLOR, NJ. D.
Western Collections.
Todd POND
Will seud their travelling Agents Western collecting
tour Claims banded 10 at either Office or before
e 10Th win receive personal attention NO walls,
kewYoIk and No. state aud No % 5WashugoHsta Boston,
Mos.
New-York Kansas Relief Commi,!ee.
wM. G. blliANT Charm. JOHN r.. WILLIAMS. TTessr
Sor, Il Ktchua,' Greene G bronson, Charles " Eiou
hn Of Mop.y nav be semt to r. WILLIAMS Trea
Brer, President Meropol al Bank New'fors -, os
Bundle. Of Clothing Boots and Shoes may be sent to the o
fce No IS Cooper Institute.
Freeman g. Robei tson lave REMOVED their Paper
Tue ard Ispe bag WaIehou,e to No. 10 Beekuan where
they will keep heir usual assortment Buyers WI" save money
BY calling on them
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1861-04-13

Spring. , , .on,uc
STYLES Of CLOIHlNG ready made or 10 order ALL NhW
made IN the .asty manner Custom Room NOT
soused FurD hing Goods and Chdens Deparuun not sur
Pas ed Goods IN this line will be sod All bESS fhiOES
than sny establishment Money returned not pleased
Co hing never WAS so low. -. % nhLu'lN,
Largest store ia tue city Nos' ~ ana " bo"efy'
New-York daily tribune. [volume] (New-York [N.Y.]) 1842-1866, 1861-04-13

$IOO,OOO ~
NEW DRESS GOODS AND SILKS
Of ALL DESCRIPTIONS,
THAT HAVE NOT AS YET BEEN EXHIBITED.
BEING THE BALANCE OF OUR STOCK IN BOND
or BEAUTIFUL STYLES,
And al must be sold n addition 70 our other large rictnenD
WITHIN THE NEXT 60 DAYS,
large reduction on Of importation in order to close
the E.tste.
EDWARD LAMBERT s. Co.
IN LiQUlDATiONh
No. AT BROADWAY
Between Howard and Grandsa
ssuch opportunity perhaps never presented be
fore 70 buy fr,t.elas good. q sneh low phces.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

" Husband, ! don't know where tn
boy got his bad temper am sure not from
me-" mo, my dear, for don't think you
have lost any"
"Mick," said bricklayer to his laborer, "ii
you meet Patrick, tell him to make haste as
we are waiting for him" "Shure, an will, "
replied Mick "but what will | tell him if ]
don't meet him ?"
SAVED ny A PARRoT-Three burglars en-
tered the house of John Hutchinson, Camden,
N. j., and had got the silver plate, when a
parrot sung out" You lazy devils, see you.
John, bring my reyolyerp They fed precip-
itately, but a dog belonging to the next
neighbor caught one of them, and he will
serve to catch the others.
EV' VIM. Curtis Noyes owns and carries
Washington's watch.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

VoLUNrEERs.-Th citizens of Springfield
have held Union meeting, at which the fol-
lowing resolution was passed
Resolved, That we, as citizens of Vermont,
will promptly and cheerfully furnish our pro-
portion of men and means, to aid in quelling
rebellion and enforcing the laws, and that we,
as citizens of the town of Springfield, will i'm
mediately enrol volunteer company to hold
themselves in readiness to act for the defense
of the Constitution and the Union
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

tV4 At late dinner party in New York
city, ex-president Van Buren, related that in
his western tour, while president, one Lincoln,
lawyer of some local repute, was chairman
of the reception committee and in their
formal interview he was so much impressed
with him that he called him to his own room,
afterwards, for more intimate discourse. He
had often thought of that interview and OF
that man and failing to hear of him in public
life he had set it down that a brilliant intel
lect was lost to the world under the insatiate
leveling of the gigantic west. Two years ago,
however, that man emerged, and was heard
o. in a senatorial contest that aroused the in
terest of the whole country. To-day he was
heard of again as the president elect. And
that man was Abraham Lincoln of Springfield
Illinois. Mr.. Van Buren, gave it as his testi-
mony, for the remembrance of more than 20
years ago. that he was ''endowed with talents
TO adorn the station"
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

~ 1t was long wished for desideratum,
so to combine articles for the hair that while
you had preparation which would cover the
bald heads with luxuriant growth, restoring
and preserving when restored-the color
from grey to its natural shade. you might
have with these qualities an elegant dressing
for the hair Most of the Restoratyes, so
called, are made of water and leave the hair
harsh and dry, neoessitating the use of a wash
afterwards to make the hair look decently.-
We are happy to say that in Heimstreet's In
imitable Hair Restorative all these qualities
are combined.
PURE HEALTHY Tonic, and one free
from the deleterious and injurious effects sure
to toiiow those IN ordinary use, has long been
felt to be desideratum in the medical world.
Such a tonic, and one so skilfully combined
from the vegetable kingdom as to act in per-
feet accordance with the laws of nature, and
thus soothe the weakest stomach, and at the
same time allay nervous and other irritatons
and tone up all the organs of which the hui
man body is composed, is offered in Prof
Woods Restorative Cordial and Blood Reno
vator. See advertisement in another column.
~ The greatest natural ornament to the
"human form divine" is unouestionably fine
luNurant, healthy growth of hair. 1t has been
so esteemed in allages of the world, and among
all nations, savage aud civilized Hence the
Indian brave regards the scalp Of his enemy
as his greatest trophy, For similar reason
the fashionable belle often DISCUSSES the re.
gion of vanity, as well as her other phrenolog
ical organs with borrowed locks.
He who should discover mode OF prevent
ing the hair from showing the nroads of en-
Vious Time by turning prematurely gray,
method by which it could be restored whei
falling off or turning white. and way Of pro
noting its continued and luxuriant growth
would be justly entitled to rank among th
beneiactors of the human race. Read the ties
timonials in another column of the wonderful
not to say almost miraculous effects of Profess
or Woods Hair Restorative, aud see if b
has not accomplished all this Capital Cit
Fact.
Sold by all respectable Druggists.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
VHE NEW VERMONT REMEDY :
HNHE OLD VERMONT COUGH RENE
i DY FoISEYRR--N II DOWNS
a" VEGETABLE BALSAMlC ELINlRW

' fFI0OHttTS II WIsN NUW N0UTU Tt7I0 INI7i
For thirty years my Elixir has been sold through the
State for Coughs Colds and all Diseases Of the Throat
and Lungs, with universal satisfaction. When first
gave Il to the publiee warranted II give satisfaction
or the money would be refunded sill warrant it, and
any person is dissatisfied his money viii he refunded
at by my agents. las all authorized 70 do this
To my old friends would say, that IL have found
the elixir the best article Of The KIDD IN the market
use Il in preference to all Others.
numbered
Beware Of Jasper Curtis Counterfeit signed with RED
lux
The genuine is sold by my Agents throughout the
State Address all orders TO my Wholesale Agents,
NJ HENRY y SONS Waterbury, VI.
n. II. DOWNS
Price, % cents so cents and VI 90 per bottle. 055
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
CHEESE-MAKING

Mr.. Elisha Peck of Onondaga County, thus
describes his process of Cheese-making in the
last vol. of the New-York State Ag. Society
Transactions
My process in making is briefly as follows
After my milk is all ready in large cheese
tub, put in the rennet and stir it thoroughly
with the hand. let it stand thirty or forty
minutes. and cut it with a long, thin bladed
knife. let it stand about one hour. when
dip it into a strainer. lying over sink, and
cut it few times leave it till morning.
take the same course with the mornings milk
as mentioned above. In the morning cut both
curds very fine for scalding put in the
mornings curd first to scad after that is
well warmed up, put in my evenings curd
into a whey heated little over blood heat
when think it sufficiently scalded, dip il
out into a strainer laid over the sink, and lei
it drain quite dry. l take a common sized
teacup even full OF fine solar salt, and put one
teacup full to every twenty pounds of curd ;
after mixing the salt well with curd, put to
press. and let it stand twenty-iour hours.
keep seventy-six COW make from $50 to 26C
cheeses in the best of seasons.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
Mrniral.
ar G. II. sHoLEs, ECLECTIC IN.

INK. &. Ii. SHOBES, ECLhNAiC iN-
IL PRIMARY, 1877 Court Street, Boston, Mass. ~
Having given my undivided attention for the last nj
teen years. the treatment " the genito
and having had large practice in this speciality cen
the best possible advantages for treatment the world mas
yet discovered.
have been advised by many Of our best medical men
to advertise my remedies for the people generally rom
the fact that those ho most need my seruices dare not ASK
a friend whcre 10 direct them.
TO THE IMPOTENT AND DEBILlrATED.
spermatorrhua, or Seminal Weakness, divide into
three stnges- 90. .,
lst Nightly Emissions, which my Eclectic Life Drops
will cure In very short time, without failure ..
ID. Daily Discharges. There are more cases OF THIS
than the world is aware Of Some Of the symptoms are
high colored aud scanty excavations from the bladder
with smerting sensation attending IT, sometimes with
turbid sediment and at othersa mh-whte appearance
have analysed many specimens Of this nature and IN
all cases have found traces of Semen and Albumeh'
which produce death Consumption unless
IL is checked by medical treatment.
LOOK TO YOUR CASE IN TIME
3D. Loss Of Muscular Power. Such cases may be cur
ed by similar means II the patient be In otherwise toleIa
bic health.
Best French Preventative 90 low prices
See my advertisement in the Boston Hriu'd and yuu
can learn a more full description Of such casts.
Address G.. II. SHOLES, NJ d., l27 Court ~ Boston
Boston. MAY % 1860. US 40
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

STUDY OF THE FACE.-A story is told of
the great French satirists, which finely illus
trates his knowledge of human nature. He
was travelling in Germany, in entire ignornace
of its language and currency. Having obtain
ed some small change for some Of his French
coins he used to paw the coachmen and others
in the following manner Taking a handful
Of the numismatical specimens from his peck
ct, he counted them one by one, into the cred
itor's hand, keeping his eye fixed all the time
on the receivers face As soon as he perceiv-
ed the least twinkle of smile, he took back
the last coin deposited in the hand and re-
turned it. with the remainder, to his pocket
He afterwards found that, in pursuing this
method, he had not overpaid for anything.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

~ gentleman was called upon to apollo
gise for words uttered when in wine. 81 beg
pardon" said he, Il did not mean to say
what | did A; but I've had the misfortune to
lose some of my front teeth, and words get
out every now and then without my knowl-
edge"
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
TIE ONVGENATED BIFTERS.
THE GNYGENATED BITTERs.

sroDDARn, s. r., Sept. 80, is5o
N ere. srru W. fowLE 81 Co.,
Gents 49, va. fr many lcaT., grolt sufferer from
Dyspepsia ur Wacrbrash, and tried almost even hing
within uy reach, but to ~ benefit, until was induced
b. fe recommendation II uy physician, Dr.. lazelion,
In make Use Of tho uryrcHaied Buffers The hrt bottle
produced but slight alteration in the disease and had
IL boot been for tho urgent request Of my physician.
should Then have Discontinued inrir use thinking them
TO be OF no await bgi bis confidence inspired me Goo per
severe aud after using 10 the caioui o half dozen bot
tlo-, { had entirely regained my health. : hope all
Dy.popuc crsons will be induced To give Them fair
iu,l being confident that tho remedy is the most l.tcu
fog Hoe various lufms Vt Dyspepsia, that has been pfo-
duced. Yours, ..,.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
To TowN LIQuoR AaENrs.-rhe un.

ITO TOWN LIQUOR AGENTS.-The un-
dersigned Commissioner for The sale Of Liquors in
Massachusetts allowed by law 10 sell 10 authorize
ed Agents in all the New England States. / keep on
hand large assortment Of imported and domestic H.
quoIs, which are all analyze By estate Assayer
coIding TO law and certified BY him 10 be pure and suit
able for medicinal mechanical and chem cal purposes
and sold In large small quantities uniform price.
Agents may be assured Of obtaining liquors (of 0aran
tied pitt) and at low cash prices they can had
elsewhere EDWARD +. PORTER,
Commissioner,
1886 % Custom House ST., Boston.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
9cmrlru y fancy GOODS.

CAMUEL ABBOTT. MATCHMAKER
- AND JEWELLER,
Has taken the Store formerly occupied by s NJ Walton
Bookstore, where he will keep constantly
ON hand rich supply Of
w A 7 G III ES, j EW ELRY
SILVER AND PLATED WARE,
Such Gold and Silver Watches Gold and Silver Chains
and plated do Gold pins and Ear ornaments Finger
Rings Bracelets, Lockets Gold Ihimbes, Pencils and
Pens Gold Keys, Sleeve Buttons and Bosom Studs
GOLD PECTA LES,
to suit all eyes, large amount Of Silver Specaces Sill
Spectacle eyes to lit old bows Goggles Spectacle cases
Of all kinds.
SILVER SPOONS.
Of any amount, warranted good Table Spoons, Tea
Spoons, Sugar spoons, Salt and Mustard do,
SILVER FORKS AND BUTTER KNIVES,
Silver Thimbes Silver and Britannia coffin plates Sill
yer Ladies Plated Spoons, large quantity, Plated
Forks aud Ladies'; Steel Fob and Vest Chains, silk
Guard do,
Conan NECKI ICES,
and Armlets, Comedian Rings; Portmonies, Pocket
Books Hair and Tooth brushes; Shears, Scissors and
Pocket Knives; Toys
PERFUMERY, SOAP;
large of Clocks Of all sizes running from thirty
hours TO eight days.
All my goods bound to sell cheap as any one.
No one shall go away dissatisfied
S. A respectfully solicits share Of public patronage
and hopes his old friends and acquaintance will not pass
him by.
also take this opportunity for rendering my SINGER,
thanks for avors that gratefully received in former
days which are past and gone like my youth
II Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, repaired short no
tice and warranted.
SAMUEL ABBOTT State Street.
Montpelier, August, 1859 5S'
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
A. o. HOODS

MASuFAoTuRED BY A. O. HOOD, WINooKI, VI
The best proof Of the superior virtue Of this Eminent
is that il invariably whatever it is recommended
for. The thousands of voluntary
returning from an quarters, Of the strongest kind
many who have used ii to obtain little relief Expect.
ing cure, have been happily disappointed
For Rheumatic affections il has rival II has saved
the ampuauon Of limbs II toohaohe and ear
ache almost instantly, For burns, frost bite, chilbains
and poison, IL has no parallel 1t is sure remedy for
cOrns.
NUMEROUS PHYSICIANS OF THE HIGHEST
STANDING USE AND RECOMMEND II
pecs the proprietor invites comparison between this aud
all other Liuimenls.
None genuine without my -
portrait ,1 "a Sn] aolos1sp6 Up, /RE4.ZL,aeL
each bottle
Sold by Druggists and Merchants generally.
055O
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
MtoieaI.

TuN Remedies are carefully prepared under The direct
supervision aud inspection u Prof HUMPHREYS, u order
10 meet that and long realized want Of e public,
nameic remedies Tor all the common and simple All.
menis NJ life
moments reflection VIII show that vast majority ~
diseases from which suffer and die, we're At Wef COM
mencement simple and trinina mere cold slight dnr.
rhea pain Ia the side headache, or hoaraonr'' ~
nrst easily cured and suhlued, la time becomes consn
ton, a fever dangerous dysentery Group uI other
disease which all the powers u medicine fail 20 arrest
Herein these remedies supply great public want being
on hand simple, ~ you know at what 20 take
pleasant, 10 repugnance-saie and hence
occasonlng no risk while the curative elects are positive
and certain they taken and At The spell ~ broken
and The danger alsyei.
Experience has amply confirmed the use ot those RENE
dies Tor families and private persons being MIST m
usE c0SvEsKsr, TVS MOST fHnNff
aSn REiAntE
Tleusants are and have been using them Tor some ave
wears nast u every section ~ NE country, With almost
nvarihle An speak in he highest terms OF er
simplicity and certainty, and among our hundreds ~
agents Wc uniform testimony Is that they give flod
atf's1teiiHn o. their customers.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15
UERosRNE LAMPS a. Oils.

Il EROSENE LAMPS 81 OILS.
IN WOOD, GREENE a CO., manufacturers Of
SELFPRODUCING GAS BURNER, Commission
Merchants and Wholesale Dealers in all kinds Of Lamps,
Kerosene, Coal Oil, Fluid, Chandeliers, Candebra
and Parlor Lamps Of the latest and best patterns No
46 Water Street, between Klby and Congress- Boston.
GTThe GAS BURNER as perfect Reguator-lights a
20 feet square for cent hour will burn all
night for one cent
KEROSENE AND COAL OIL.
We have made arrangements with one Of the largest
establishments for full supply Of the above Oils, which
warrant be equal in every respect TO any other
think batter. Also Fluids each Of which sell in guam
tity TO suit purchasers and at lowest cash prices
7. S.-As this notice Is read by some With whom we
not personally acquainted aud who have no knowl-
edge Of business facilities, therefore, to conf
dence that all orders will be faithfully executed, we
lowing mercantile Houses
James NJ Beebe & Co q, Dry Goods Importers and job
bers, Boston.
Converse, Harding q Co., Dry Goods Importers and
Johbers, Boston
Jewet Tibbet,s Co., Dry Goods Importers and job
bers, Boston
Chase, Mckinney & MooTs, Wholesale Boots and
Shoes, Pearl Street, Boston.
J. b. himba Co, Wholesale Boots aud Shoes, Bos-
ton.
Stone 4 Eidredge, Provisions South Market Boston.
Dana, Farrar Hyde Wholesale 0roeers, Broad ST.,
| Boston.
winslow, Harris 4 Co., Wholesale Grocers, State ST.
Boston,
Boston Faucet Company, Boston.
Il. b. Allen AZ Son, Ogdensburgh, n. Y.
q. ID. Seymour, Esq, Ogdensburgh, n. Y.
J. II. Pearsons Barron & Co., Concord, y. II.
| s. Lyman Co, Montreal. Canada. $685.
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

nR. G.. H. SHOLES. PROFESSOR OF
IL DISEASES OF WOMEN - The only Regular
Graduate Physician advertising n Boston, gives paricu-
lar attention tn Diseases Of Women, CcaY those SUI
fcrna from any disauangcmcut Of che Menstrual nys-
tenn. Married or single Ladies' may apply with safety
and iu confidence for relief from the many mstoruucs
peculiar 10 the
LUNAR MIXTURE.
have prepared Medicine for the purpose " regulat-
ing the Monthly SICKNESS which have used nr the iast
ten years with the most unboundcd success hefooW-
ing recommendation is sufficient
"ls uniform success, in extreme cases, Is as as
toushng as il is satisfactory. journal n In Med
Science.
have hundreds private assurances Of the same hap
py results but for obvious reasons cannot place them
before the public.
II is the very best thing known Tor the purpose, and IN
Of obstruction. after all other means have failed
will produce the desired effect cure is guaranteed "
al eases, the price will be- refunded Purely vegeta
bic. and perfectly safe az all times.
CAUTlON.-Ncycr purchase any medicine of this ma
of any one fef about tho country for Pills and
DHOrs are deserving OF no confidence whatever.
Experienced nurses aud pleasant rooms for those who
wish to remain under care.
Address Dr. c. a. SHOLES, l21 Court st, Boston.
Boston, May %. 1850. 9S49
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

OxYgENArup BiTTERs. -- To surh of our readers
A. are troubled with the debility Incident iu the approach
of warm weather. we cordially recommend tho ure II
ihc Osys cnsted Btters mvis1ratng tonic, cnn-
tanning no alcohol m il composition, and possessing
mnre real merit than any preparation of the kind We
have ever known. OgdsHs,arg Republican,
Vermont watchman and State journal. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1836-1883, 1861-02-15

BANKRUPTCY lLLusTRATED.-Two mer-
chants were standing in Wall Street talking
on bankruptcy, when one of them saw a real
live Yankee numbering down street, with a
knife and stick in his hands.
Now for some sport" said one Of the mer
chants. "We'll ask his opinion of bankrupt
cy, or rather his ideas" He hailed the Yam
kee with, -"Hallo. friend, can you tell us the
meaning Of bankruptcy :"
"Woll, | reckon | kin-and skin me if
don't do it,"
"Please explain.
"Well, you just lend me five for about
three minutes
Here it is--now proceed"
"Well. now, owe Keke Smith five cents,
Sam Brown, the tailor, five dollars for this
ere coat, and you five
"Well said the merchant "now give me
my five
80, git eout, I'm a bankrupt, and you come
in for share with the rest" and he left the
astonished merchant to whistle for his five.
A GERMAN At A BANK.-A German. who
had $500 in gold deposited in one of the
Western banks, stepped up to the counter the
other day, presented his certificate, and de-
manded his gold. He was paid when he said
to the banker
"Vot you gif for COLT now, Ell y
"Five per cent, was the response.
30, yaw, dat ish goot sell you desc for
good paper monish."
"AIl right" was the the reply, and 1918
in currency was handed the ex-depositor,
who took SIS from his roll OF notes, and hand
ed back $500, saying
Il deposit dat nit YOU You're goot, l
sees"
A I'd taking h ne v cert ficate, he departc d
with his 81 premium.