Cleveland morning leader. [volume] (Cleveland [Ohio]) 1854-1865, 1861-05-18
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BIATRIMONIAL INERLICTrIRs.
BY An IRRIrABLH NAE.


Early ~ tAS AoT5iSAg.
"There must be different regulations in
this house, my dear" said, rs-aTranging my
pillow, AFTER a vain attempt 70 gain q short
nap, for won't endure any longer having
the children wake me 80 early in the morn.
ing. Ifthey will get up before dayligh3,
they must remain in the nursery, and not
come into our room with their laughter and
shOuss Of 'gOod-morning. The fact Is, if
there be one thing dislike more than an
other, it is to be aroused from my slumbers
with cries Of good-moFning 1OF It is any
thing but good 70 be thus disturbed
But you must allow, my dear" reloined
my wig that it Is very pretty in the child
rem 70 do this. Then that little three year
old one, who always adds 70 her good-mOrn-
/ ing wish you merry ChFistmas'-can
anything Be more ehildlike and beautiful p
"0h, its all wen enough" I said; but
don't see the use Of Il 90 early In the morn
ing. If she would sey it ct night when she
goes to bed, I could better appreciate it. Il
| has always been matter Of Wonderment to
me Why children win wake with the birds
The reason Is very simple" my wife
answered; ait Is because they 60 to bed with
them. No sooner do you come home in the
afternoon, than you begin to tell the children
it is time for them to prepare for bed; and,
even when you are in the best Of humor,
you don't seem contented until they are safely
eusconced IN their oriba. Nov, If yoa were
70 20 10 bed az six or seven o'clock, IS they
do, l think yon would also wake as as early
i4 be morning"
Perhaps s." replied g but what would
be the object for me 70 60 10 bed 80 early p
"Why, as you tell the children" my wife
said, malieiously, make y ugrow."
Nov, am rather short but 1 think my
age warrants mein presuming I shall never
by any taller, so that when my wife answered
as she did, It provoked me. Although natu-
rally an irritable nan, have the faculty Of
controlling my temper when / think it des-
irable to do 50, and, on the present occasion,
contented myself with silently wishing my
amiable spouse in Jericho. Seeing made
no answer, my wife continued;
aIfit were not that the children woke
you, you wouldn't get up till ten o'clock
notwithstanding they wake you thus early,
you don't rise until the bell Is rung for break
fast, and then have 70 call you, over and
over again, until my breath is almost gone,
and haven't strength left to serve the
coffee
al should not think it required grea
deal Of strength 10 open the faucet Of tbs
coeee-urn; especially as I have heard yor
complain that often drops OF its own &C.
cord, and allows The coffee to run at will"
g Oh, well make as much sport 'of me q
Z you like; bot don't complain it, when you &
TO breakfast this morning, everything on the
table, including the coffee, be cold; for, posi-
lively, 1 will not cali you. If you won't GO
& up when the bell rings, why you can lie AbeC
and eat cold breakfast after the others hayI
fnished.r
every well, my 6asr,s said, shave i
your own way, though if I can't have in thi
house my breakfast and 8 hot ons at that
any hour may wish Il, why, / can get It a
!. Delnonico's Ehsn ] 90 down town. Oh tn
whole, think should prefer, for achange Z
I do 50. should not have to wait on III
children, carving tough steaks, nor viii yoT
have % turn outcofss for me-
Z aWsll, DO you know" said my wife,
really believe you would like to do that.
{ think you would actually enjoy taking Jon
4 meals away from your family. Youwouldn'
;. mind anything about the expsnss Of sue
proceedings, 90 long as it Was for your graft
ication; but Il should do 90, you would de
clare & the height Of foolishness. Why, if
stop at Mendes and get q cup Of chocolat
some day when / am Wearisd cut, With SboE
3 ping for You and the children, yon think
p exIavagaEt and never, indeed, hear the La
ofit.n
aWell, but Chocolate Is such abOninab
g stua,," said, e 1t sticrs-up ones mustache q
= cannot imagine how any one can ike H.
At uFortunately," my wife said, VI haV
7as no mustache to be SOiled with Il, and beside
/ like chocolate" q
avery well, If you ike a" said, ~ a
sure I have no objection TO your drinking
2 but don't far gradouS stke, be recommend
inc tito me, for If thee be one thing di
ike more than anethss, II is chocolate
sBut have not rrcommendedit I" my wi
- Feulied. iishough think il Wopld be bett
for YOU to drink than the strong coffee yc
now use. CoGes makes you nervous and
~ ritablep
~ mam not irritable" I said, 'snd doq
q, "a mora sYen-tsmpered and emiable nj
2, dos, or eve did, Or ever win exist than
90 Ssly fatser.D began my wits; but inte
- rupted hs, with declaring that didn't wi
~ to heaT word shout her fatbeP, or bis ami
- hility. NJ vile put her handkerchief 70 b
eyes 43 -
hEol" she exclaimed, Hyou never win p
mil ne 70 say q word about my dssr faith
W If he hsd khoEn, when be resigned me
you, that-yon would have treGted ne IN {
harsh ranner n which you do, be nev
EouM hsye given his oonssut IoF you
m. marry me. 4ae
ia lThen ours would nsss bsa6 a rupsve
llry dsar, that iscsF,'s. -. - -, y,
siy % deeply IN love with me that AZ q. Z. ~.
b..t iu Oh7isteadcm cOuldnt have kent Won -
- from ms.5
81 GOh, yes, you may say thai, y ny via a.
mitinq IN pite Of herself otarH Jos Jufi
.-a such light ak Is going 70 make me forr
- veur .unkhd expssr1ons II regard 70 D
, iafber. vor Az much mistaken Qnly WI