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K COKE Il COKElIl--
~ II. WALLACE & SON ABE NOW MANU-,
WILLIE Strip Vein COAL, which Is superior
to any other Coke ia the market. We can furnish
testimonials from numerous manufacturers who are
highest terms.
Also, a constant supply Of HsmmOndsFille StYip
Being located Immediately on the line ofthe Cleve
ispd q Pittsburgh Railroad, we can ship With dis.
Patch TO any part Of the State. Orders solicited.
b. II. WALLACE & SON,
Hamm9ndsYtlsi Jefsrsen County 0hio
JanuArT 81, 1850. ablRa
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ST. GEORGES DAY, APRIL 23D 1861.
Dinner will DO served at the Armory at sH o'clock
precisely, and ample accommodation VIII be made
Tor -Four Hundred Persons.
So Loland's Brass and String Band viii be In at
tendnnce 1919
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90 and Attorney az Law, III superior 81,
aprll332dlt&wSt:r a5r Cleveland Ohio.
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In Or aEat

TOR SALE@A FARM OF "a 81
u Acres, with q tWo-st0rY Brick Dwelling ~
House, Ia the italian atylaa0f architecture, -
With Barn, Well Ci5tern and Out-housaa, az new
and Just completed and ready for occupancy. Ths
House % built with all modern improvements; the
GROUNDS have a lT0nt on AInsmanA Avenue Of 90 rods.
A beautiful RaFiue and a liviug Brook runs through
the rear end Of the barn there are several springs
o. pure aier running out IRON the banks 81 the
Ravine, which. with SimBls hydraulic WORKS, can
Dee0nys ed 70 any part Of the Farm.
Nor e6eRtlemanB Residence. the whole grounds
Garden. vineyards efEruit Culture, II can Be mado
prehtableI being 80 near the City-oniy about no
rods from Che corporation Limits.
This karm can Be divided into lots Of j 70 5Jr more
aereas end mske elegant Ee8idence5. aza large ad-
vance Oitfe price AZ which Ii can now b9purchased-
Iper9 are about ave or six acres Of wood land 8 part
OiWhich Is a beautiful Grove.
The htusmen Street Railroad passes through fha
Avenue IN Hort the Farm. The above proEarty
can Be- purchased a. the Drrseut time AZ q great bar
d. BARKER,
No. fg Kinsman 81
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MASTER COMMISSIONERS.
lYA SALE4-Pursuant 10 the command Ofan alfus
decretal order Of sale from the Court of Common
Pleas OF Cuyahoga County, Ohio, sc the suit OF Noah
Graves against the First congregational Society Of
Chag.in Fal S, 20 me directed, shall expose for salo
at public auction, at the door Of the Court House, in
the City Of CleVeisnd, IN said county, on the 10th
day Of May, 1861, at v o'clookP.Ms the following
described premises, to wit:
Situated in the village Of CbagTin Fails. in said
county Of OuyahOga. and State Of Ohio, and bounded
and described as follows: BEING the same hand deed
ed By Aaron Bliss to said defendant, aud on which
thu. First DOngreEationaf Church Of Chazrin Falls
now stands, and bounded west By an alley running
from Grange street north between said church let
and T. r. homestead lot on the north
and cast by lands owned by D.. A. Davis, ardOn the
south byOrange strset. Appraised at S2,5g
EasT ~ II WHMLAR
W. w. Angler, Master omm'r.
PithaB Atty. aprl5c3s6
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Meats Foot Oil Polishing oompound.

Meats Foot Oh. PoIi3hlng COMPOUND,
Is calculated to take the shine Of Of every other
~Grtieleo Of the kind in the market In these hard
tines when the bestcs butrnba aud go, the shining
every economist Of Time, Money, or shoe Leather.
TOR more than LOG FOCU Brilliancy, IL adds
conservative qualities Of q high order, but Ecorning
Party ion, 81 aims Il nothing less than 10
Polish the UNDERSTANDING Of the Nation. Sold en-
eTywhere. Manufactured by
7. LARTER,
mnrao ~ ~ IL lno EnnnrInn sLraaE
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Hr Fire and Marine Risks taken in the above
Companies. Also, in some ofth= best ~non-Pardci-
patton Companies, By
b. F. BRAglON, Agent,
lsb5;s5 EO-salEvater Baiding.
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From our own Correspondent.
WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENCE.
wAanNaE0N, D. Q. ApEIII2l 1850.
THE DISTRICT HifdfiA

THE DISTRICT MflIIA.
Far two dan past the aiunteer military
.oompaaisso q district 81 eolumbia have
be n musterf q the service and pay Of
TIE Government. 0dt Of nearly 1900 men.
only about 200 refused to take the oath Of
allegiance and many Of these not because
Of disloyslly to the Union, bat FROM other
motives. Among these companies are a
large number Of our best business men,
whose interests are SO identified with the
city that 1t would prove ruihous 10 chem 10
leave i, and as they were not informed
whether they were detailed for purposes Of
defence, local or for foreign service, they
declined to enlist. Nevertheless, some of
them did decline because of sympathy with
the Bapditti Confectionery but they are uni
versally objects of perfect soOfn and con-
tempt. gt9
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FOR SALE.

Newburgh-2 acres, z mile from village House,
Barn and abundance OF Fruit.
Clinton street, near the now High School Building
-goodtwo-story House, and lot 66xls5 feet. A desi-
rable residence.
House. Good buildings and machinery, dwelling
and barn.
from Tideoute and near TO the great Oh Region. IS
per acre.
Kinsman street-two=stoy Brick Houseand Lot.
$3.50.
fen acres on Lake street. near Wilson Avenue.
East Cleveland-on Plank Road, tWO=HtOry House
and = acre OF land. Sl,6On.
II acres-9 miles from City. House, Barn and Or
chard.
Large and desirable Brick House and ot-west 81
and near Erie street. VIII be sold very low.
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E0R sALB-THE PUBLIC =

DOR RENT.-A FIRST CLASS -
horse on Prospect street. Also. 3 very
Comfortable and cheap house, i've minute 9 -
walk from the Post Once. Enquire OF
T. H. 7 III Marble Block,
- marm al "a 0Mra NTH Daraa ~ Tuu-=-~n
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mi NOMMISSlONEh, IS

M COMMISSIONERS
1IE SABE.-Pursuantt 60 the comm md of a dect :
-tal order Of rales issued from the Court Of COmmo
Pleas ofCuyahoga county, Ohio, at the suit OfCou.-
against Isaac i. Hewitt, aud others, to me directed,
I shall expose Tor sale at public auction, at the door
of the Court House, in the city OF Cleveland, in said
county,, on the 18th day Of May 1851, at two O'Clock
p. IL the fOllOWind described lots OF land, to wit:
Situated in the township Of leveland, b,dngnsm-
Der in the range of townships in the Connect
cut Western Reserve in the State Of Ohio, and which
is also in the cOhnty OF CuyahOga and is known ~
bring lots %hfty-two, ffty-thTee, %ffty-f0ur in I.
Hewitt's subdivision OF the part OF The ,Merwia es-
tate, as cOmmoBly known, and these lois are on the
making in all saventy-six and one-hah fest front on
the south side of Flames Street, be the same more or
less, but subject to q Abigail highways. Lot 81 ap-
praised at $1,000 lot So appraised ut 81 go; lot54aD-
praised at Sl,2T5. GEO. II. WYMAN,
Williamson 4 Riddle, ~ Master COMMIT. &
ATTORNEYS Tor pl'T. ~aprl5335
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THURSDAY, April 10, 1861.
GRooEnIEs, LIoUOnsl dc.,


0. GUTTER q SON, will sell on Thursday, April
cling Rt 10 O'Clock A. H., 20 close aundrY %cousign.
ments, q lot Of Groceries, Liquors, &c consisling Of
ono pipe Holland Gin one bErrei DIRK Brnndf six
eighth casks Dogniao Brandy one barrel Malnga
Wine, foHr dozen OiRrBt Vine est. Jhlten,J four
baskets Champaign, three barrels Vino Vinegar,
four chesle good Rack VeastwentF boxes BgreoHpI
five kegs Ginger, I've kegs Nails, one hnrrel smoking
TobqccO, fifty dozen smoking Tobacco, my boxes
good Cartel Seeds, two hundred and my assorted
Wooden Bowls, twenty dozen BrOonie, l1rGo lot biF-
erpcOl CrOckary Ware, Bed Cords, Manila Rope,
AlspiCo, Pepper, Ac,, &C.
AisoSOns SET Platform Scales, in Diricct order,
eiqhteenE ASS sho Y Windows, one Walnut Counter,
two sets Counter Scales one. Show Case.
Terms Cash, bankabie funds, at sale. a~pri6;35l
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20 Ticbets for a1Gsntleman. Sl.50; foraLadg, 81
to DO had Of the President, or elthsr Of the stewards
aE ia WALTO s.. President
]. Outbwaite, M. B. Clark, 81. Baker and a Green
leld. NteWards. :. - nnrs.aal
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IOR SALElONE SEUOND-HAND

Aho Eight Acres of Excellent land, situated slE
miles from the Public square, on the East elsqsleed
Plank Road north side. 1t mas an elegant tule
spot two eofe5 OF grapes-one acTa IN bqarlrsr ana
ono hundred Choice fruit trees-soms Of whieh afs
in f1l bearing- lth near enough tq tuoe end
High Soh5ols and IN an excellent neiehbdr1ood ana
frwll bssoid cheap Tor cash. Enquira D.
). KEELE
mars - Public squars.
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The sensation newspapers announce under
glaFing capitals that JEFF Davis is eniisting
$4,000 rOO9s fora Graldp upon Washington.
It will take more than twenty-five thousand
of the brigand to capture this capital. If
Davis will give as ten hours notice we will
agree to send him home with considera-
hly less than 25. 600 menl
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81 c..
.D0UsE & JENNINGS,
REAL ESTATE & INSURANCE AGENTS,
No. I'll Superior St1 (P stqirs,)
MARBLE BLnCR. ..E
ZOE 80 OR ExcR1NeE.

a handsome Country Residence, in Sandusky, one
and q half miles from the Railroad depot. A-large,
handsome and well furnished Stone HoGse, Barn,
and IS acres land, with a great variety of choice
Fruit to exchange for improved property IN this
City.
Farm of 1871 acres, on Plank Road, u mil s from
City large two story Brick Honse, good barns, or
chardj soil sandy loan and muckI s~uperiOrf rm.
Will take pay one halfin house and few acres near
the city; balance on time. s
Farm Of u0 acres, nine miles from City House,
Barn, Orchard, and we'll watered.
Brighton Yilage-House and four aoresland, with
scoViIie Avenue-large two-story house and large
lot, barn, &C. Exchange Tor land in part; balance
Newburgh Viiage-HouHe and four acres land.
Brick Tavern Stand and 20% acres, on one of the
principal plank roads, 2miles from the City, large
and convenient house and excellent land. Exchange
npart fer house and lot or a few acres near the city.
One hundred and sixty acres land in LebenUn Co.,
Mich. $500 per acre.
Farm of64 acres, on Plank Road, 8 miles east of
the city uouse, Barn, Orchard. dc. Exchange for
House and Lot, say to Rmonnt Of $1,000.
GreenwOot = and Lot l20Xl20 feet;
Honse we'll finished and convenient with barn.
Exchange for a iarm. ~ --
trally located. 10 exchange for a house and lot in
tbs City.
Farm OF 100 acres, 9 miles from the City, with
House, Barn and Orchard. To exchange for land in
western part of this Stale.
kinsman street-TWo-story House and lot To eX-
change for a farm anda tow aoresn near the City.
Greenwood streot-TwO-stcry House and lot. To
exchange for a Farm.
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saiseEIlanEoits.


CT. GEORGES SOCIETY.-A
~ spscisi Meeting Wilbe h5ld at the Sons CT Tenn
perance Hall, on Tuesday, april 10th, at halt past
requested, it being the last meeting before the An
nual Festival. - H.. PARSONS,
aprl3:59 hecordtng sec'y.
NFW CITY DIRECTORY--THE
Book published last Fall underline name or
Directory. Of this Cily, contained 50 many eFr0rs,
land OUTSIDE the uTnfeg OF The business Ommun
tY, were, copied from onr edifiOn published two
years, lthht We have been Induced, at the request Of
many bushes men, to publish one immediately.
1t will be ready about the 18th Of May.
No pains will be spared 10 gender It not only the
Best and Most Perfect, but also the
FINESElIN APPEARANCE,
OF any ever published here.
We trust that the one heretofore pu iBhed BY us,
tOgeLhst with tie experience then obtained, vii
sComme tins to all interested.
aprl9:s3z Ill W1hLIsE0N
n lSS0LUTI0N.9THE FIRM OF
~ Foot 3 Bash is this day dissolved By mutual
consent. The business will be closed by y. A. Foot,
who is authorized to use the namesofths firm in set
slS GIS4siand, April i:sss ). BAsa.
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION
IN HDiee is hereby given that Charles Hickox
has withdrawn from our 6rm. The business viii.
be continned ct the Old stand, and under the same
Cleveland, April LIST. 1851, aprs:sSI
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION
The Co.partheFship existng under the name
0fUrawtord, Cross & Co., was thifoay dissolved By
Limitation. LEMUEL QRAWF0RD,
- Il. B. PEYSR.
Cleveland, AprE lst, ISL " -
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y less than Z5lVVV men


A TUE PUBLIC bOlLDLk6s.
Companies Of troops are quartered in each
Of the public buildings Of the city, and SEN
try is kept at the Presidents House every
night. This is to guard against in~cendiaries
ofsthe asouthetn eonfederacy,' who have
made threats requiring such watchulness.
THE DISTRICT PENITENTIARY.
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z nnPAPTNnRsHIp-

The Undersigned have formsd a Cop trtnership un-
der the name and style Of CRAWFORD, MORRIS
& PRICE, and are dealers in Briar Hill. Mineral
Ridge and Chippewa Coal, wholesale and retail.
Onics-JOhnson' Maxine Block. Cleveland, Ohio.
EMUE CRAWFORD,
-4r sE c E Y MORRIS, $40 81
PHILLIP PRICE.
Cleveland, April lgt, 1851. aprssSs
H0PARTNkTSHIP- WE HAVE
~ this day formed a copartnership for the purpose
OF Iransaeting q General Commission Business IN
s. A. FOOT,
EH. DAVIS,
Cleveland, April 1888 L. VORCE.
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q sas ns aa e. NaaHaa's ~
81 aEETgE
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AFFAIRS AT THE G-HAR1EsTowN NATY-T4RD,
officers ordered to the Minnesota have
arrived at the Maryland in Ghsrlestown.-
Tie Mississippi and Minnesota are to be TT
ted for sea in thirty days. About twelve
hundred men are under Government pay at
the yard at the present time. Three hundred
ofthese are at work upon the Barracks
Eight or nine hundred men are employed in
getting the Minnesota and Mississippi in
readiness for sea. There are day and night
hands. EenH 0K O..
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s1kE Eak aHI8 ga 3ETa3D
wa5Ia 90
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8tmau6

WANTED-AcTIvE MEN, WITH
a capital Of $40 to GO, can clear from s. toei0
a day on O ne ' article that has no competition. Tx
elusive territory 70 sell in. This san artcio ef dairy
eansltnptiOn, and It used ID ovory huuse inthe land
q Address "trystal O~ilCompauysH Box HSI. -
Omcs-NO. g over Hover & Higbees Dry Goods e
Store, 237 Superior street, Cleveland, Ohio.
aprs-343
A MECHANIC WANTED.
IA One that unosrstands running q
Panang Mill and Door aud sash Machinery, SC
None need apply but those th0rouEl IL acquainted
with the business inquire ct G. q. KIDNEY f.
Corner Arie 4 hinsmsn street, Cleveland o.
febl5RII.
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The Virginia Smelling Committee is <
pected to-day. 1t is hardly likely that Pres
ident Lincoln will expose the policy of the
Governments for the Qualification of the Vir=
GINA traitors and the advantage Of the Ban
ditti Confederacy. As Brown would say,
scarcely GIIDpOz.
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LOUISIANA.

BOuligpey, the Union Representative from
Louisiana, has gone home. It is believed
that as his district is overwhelmingly for the
Union, an effort will be made to hold an cleo
ton to return him to the House. Bouligney
refuses to recognize secession by any act of
any kind. Bh'aA
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To LET-A TWO STORY -
House sud five Acres OF Land on Kfua-
man street, near county Fair Grounds. goo. -
epEl2 ROUSE JENNINGS
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I m -r 81 11-aea ra & o.
NOVA 81 81 L
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The Toronto Globe in speaking Of the
commencement Of the war in this country,
says:
The plans Of tie United States officers
remain to bedeveIoped. Upon the skill with
which they are arranged and the numbers
and courage Of their troops, the result will de-
pend.
We must take care that we manfully sus-
tain the reputation Of our soldiery for bravery
and skill in the eyes Of the world n
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DWELLING Houses on Kinsman, Walnut and Hamll-
ton streets, near Wood,
800. We have Four Hundred Dollars with which
to buy a good Mortgage.
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DOR SALE--VERY DESIRA
~ Biz Vacant Lots on Prospees street, near
Huasen street. Price Si5 per foot
aprH ROUSB 4 JENNINGS,
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TOR RENT IA NICE SHALL -
Dwelling, on Granger, near Prospect e..
Althe conEaniencss- and rent low. 1HuuiTa -
a 81 aranrar aEraat nnrll.Hll
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Il %rREAsURY NorEs.

The sagacity Of Secretary Chase in refus-
ing to accept the late loan bids at anything
less than fair rates, has been fully exempli-
fed in the taking of Treasury notes to the
amount of nearly five millions Of dollars by
responsible bidders. New York disunion
papers made a great effort to depress the bid
ding for the notes, but as every dollar was.
taken at par, and some at a premium, their
efforts only prove that there is an abiding
faith IN the stability of the Government and
that capitalists viii sustain it in the exercise
Of its authority. The effort of the "Confed-
crate States to dispOseOfa portion of their
$~l5,OOo,ooo loan inaNsw York proved 8 dis
graeefnl snd total failura
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EOR SALE-A NEW ENGINE
And Boiler, 81 Horse Power, with q Lore.
motive O1iier which has only been used ons week.
For for Rsfticulars, apply 70
iaprlg AL MINING 4 RUTTr
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ZOE W.


HHE HOUSE AND Ii ON
Pittsburgh street, known as the hcock (
property, being lot One in Cases addition eve
land and lot SO in Kelley and Walwurth- bdi-
on Pittsburgh street and sNteniina back ten r0dstoi
an alley. The house is large. vel built and c0nFe-
uisnt. For terms apply to
RAERET, BACKuS &EOBLE
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satu
sbag3
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A CADEMY d M08TOU E9n
1--WE \ rs ONLY
mousins o Hednssda ~ evening ADriI nth.
GEORGE CHRIsTY's
NJ 4 ST


Csats.
Doors open OF 2. Commence at 8 o'eiotk.
JOHN P. SMITH,
aprle4L -AAl a-a4 Business hRsnt.
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l iIiiTSis R8fIGJKEz ARNOLD. WHOSE

no WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
Il hereby given that ThOmps0a q
Company, OF Bedford, Cuyahoga county Ohio, have
uinile an asBignment fOrthe general bsneatUf their
creditors, and that the Undersigned has been duly
appointed thairassisuee. Creditors are therefore
required to present their claims 10 him without de-
lay. WILLIAM Robson,
- s., Assignee OF Thompson & So,
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A N N a LIZ 8 L.

The Annual Festival ofthe st. Georges Bsnevo-
lent Society ofthe City Of Cleveland, will take piacs
at the lohug0u Honan- on Hd
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VIM. .. North, In Attachment. Before 81,
vslfL = ROjhmbe, J. =. ofUieYeland,
J. X; Hartwelli dft.l Cuyahoga county, Ohio.
GNTHH 2lsT DAY OF MARCH,
~ 1851. said JuHtic8 issued an order Of attachmsnt
IN the above action for the sum Of one hundred and
aud sgYeutysone and 67-lN dollars. The time set for
the trial Of said cause, is May 9th, ls6l, at 9 O'Clock
A. II. GWM. u NORTH.
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Nc 2 Z I N e Z S !.

PRINTING OFFICE FOR ALI
FOR sals-A lotOt BREWER end Non arist Type,
Imposing Stones, Gases, ChaEes, and everything
complies for printing adaiy and WsekIy neWspapeT.
with the exception Oh . press which viii be sold at
an extraordinary bsrgain.
%For particulars csirs f ths LEADER Count-
ing Room. feb2ERu
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CN4RTIAI LAW
THE VIRGINIA COMMISSIONERS.

AAAhf4AL LAW
There is no truth in the assertion that the
District is to be put under martial law. -1a.
, 1861-02-06

a 33oQt8t1C EQ1L0Ts
Everybody nill laugh at the following. It
is one Of tile good things that Mr.. Chandler,
Of the Adams county {Wis) Independent, occa-
slonally "gcts off,
Our Shanghai editor is a married n1au-a ueTy
married mau, keeps two cows, cali, hens, hen's
husbands, faust horse, no dog, gay eleigh, and
slch like quadrupeds He believes in having
milk in the family; and verify 'twould please
tnee to wiineas the fArmertorial airs be puts
On and tha editorial airs he puts oil, as hc 60
eth forth like flower and runneth among the
hens and milketh ye bovines. Belize his
dignity went rapidly down tothcr night.
New inilch COW takath to herself certain
pleasant habit Of extending hinder h00f with
yank.
Editor eat beside lacteal glands, pail elasped
| twixt his knees, and thus epgrgel In teat
squs4 zirg, he was heard to utter, in very
| solemn tone: Kick not that ye he not Kicked.
! For with what violence Sc kick, yc shall be
kicked; with what measure sc eat meat from.
| and 1t shall bes sutted over your connteuance" :"
Anon the bossy kicked like fork.cd liz ghtuing,
laying out Shanghai Chandler flat on his
| stable floor, completely painting him With
foamy cowjulcc, Tipping his hat fur to the lee
| ware, iamnlius nj. the tin milk.pail like u
steppet-on store'plpe, anil causing white
| editor to spout milk from bis nose like por.
| pofSe.
Ard then the wail that WAS heard was this !:
"She hhth lain my confidence wastennd barked
my skin; she huth made the milk:pail clean
nasty, mud cast the milk away; tle front OF
Shans lai is made wlitc. Howl, all ye little
families for this kettle @ milk Is cut of from
you7 mouths! Below, cali, craek your cheeka +!
Had your tongue and voice, "a use them so
| that heaven's vault alould crack! O, tits gone
forever, twill come no moro; never, never,
never, never! Break heart pr'ythee break.
I'm very much disgue1ed; I'm q dody-a dem.
milton cold, wet, kicked, uuc1ean, unpleasant
bodyF'. ....
/ So saying lie smote the COW With . terrible
curse, saying ''darn your skin J" then Kicked
her Just Ine kick, with such force that he said
be had driven his toenail clear back to Lie
heel, aud went iu aud asked alrs. Editor to
wash him of Selah.