Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1861-10-25
MISCELLANEOUS.


Keep your temper In dispute. The cool
h.nnsr i.s,sos the hot iron in any shsPs
desired.
The only blusterer from whom = bravo
MAJ will take blow Is the wind.
4 good wife 10 like printers roller.
which 10 composed Of honey and glue. She
.as sweet a. the former article and sticks
to her husband lake the latter.
Sbu, up . brood OF evil passion. in your
'o.on; like enrasSd serPenss' they will bite
their cage.
From using glasses on The nOse you see IN
os~et single. from using them under The
no.e you sec ., double.
n June has II. foliage, January he's is'
Gr.id,, and each is welcome for lie own
b.au,ilul sii,.
gentleman from Cheat Mountain tell.
he follo~ias; A squad Of Indiana Volun.
i,.r.. out scouting. came across an old wo-
nan In sahin in the mountains. After
=. usual SITUATIONS, Que VI them asked
her;
Well. old lady, are you sccesh''
No" was her answer.
Are you UuiOn'"
No"
"wha, are you, ,hen'"
"A Bsph,,, Gnd arsys hare kH ("
The hoOsisr let down.
lie who has family 20 rear in this Vi.
ciogs world must be cautious Of bic own
,I,nple. for ibS little Observers regard
HEN all a. mos, right and proper. because
.amped with parental authority.
Nobility OF birth !. like a cipher it has
20 rover in it-elf, like wealth or talent, bg,
81 tells With al the power OF cipher when
!dcd 10 either OF the other two.
Young women are never in more danger
,lt.cOm,ng slaves, than when the men are
- their ieSi.
"MXry. 10 your master at hOne1" "NO,
~. be-. out" - don't believe it,
Well, then, he'll come down and tell You
=, himself. Perhaps yoG'l believe him y
4 mAa in love may he l,ksnei TO Ny in
,rider's web. eutngled BY one OF the
,ao-I fragile Substances, Yet the mos' dia-
cult FROM which to O-caPs.
4 French princess h-IuS told that the
poar IN Pan, were dying OF starvation
aid -" VIVA, silly people! before IL
s,srre. Ia eat brown bread AMI mutton.
ADIlE cH,>eK. From being nation
under the rule Of an old Buck, the South
nov reduced to SaSuaii1u.
Jine. la. discovered the respective na.
iurs. Of distinction and difcrrnc,. lie
,sys that "a little difference " ircqacuily
,saSss many enemies. while "a little dis
'uc,ioa " attract. host. Of friend. TO the
uue on whom it i- conferred.
Many who would no, ior the world utter
/, G!.eAOoI. are vet s,ornally .chsmiuS to
.ra.ho, fa!s, irgrou,si on the mind. Of
sbsr, rosPccsins aCs. characters, AZ!
Jr,aions.
Mca who endeavor to look fierce by sul.
a, iins prOtu-o wh,sksr-. mus, Le hairen.
screen fellows.
Ilawonan Is truly beautiful, ls, no, her
syaoty 10 made dim BY the alss OF dia.
monds.
The ba.yboiy lahors without shank',
als. without. credit, lives wl,hoG, love, and
dc, without tear,
The dea,h-.nile j. The srande,, thing IN
tie sorld. I, make the dark pas; az arch
VI triumph INTO rIdiau, future.
File rishi'' .,iJ an of-c,r t, hi, CON.
p,py " B,d,d. sad an lri.hnan, who
,,.od near by. .harr~uiu. hi. sas. cit.
T. own property. aud I'll Do doin' as
plrs, wid il"
"Ila's you dineiH" s.id lOunesr TO
h. friend. 81 have. upon nv honor. ''
replied be. Then" rciJinei the fret,
"rf you have d,A,d upon your honor, fear
yJO have made bat a 'caniy neal"
STAY awake IN church. I,i.a.Aams f,r
,hs church to be uaads cemetery. where
tie living sleep above ground as the dead Do
Llnesih.