The south-western. [volume] (Shreveport, La.) 1852-1870, 1861-02-27


4 man Of family and rather too iond q RIDING Win
the girls, having mace an appointment III Noru! Auans
to ride out by moonlight with lady acquaintance
drove smartly to the meeting place, helped me iar
damsel INTO ne buggy, ahu gave her lFlehGy mug
and KISS, Allcl recovering Foih Cl!e C'lp"oe w aL
threw OIL her bonnet, ano me roSush ace OF ms VIE
confronted the moonstant husband:
Med, public speaker, Delighted ~ punhins. Dur
ing an Grafton IN which NJ was comparing me statesmen
OF England ana the United states, pc suddenly drew up
his shoulders ana PelhS 20 the Hoof gut rev PAGES
before nm (Wmgh ~ the YAK, vas ia'oTlte gesture
WIN NUM- ne excialneo u Ehs'aiu nag fH'' we can
MI u Wlth Oley' ~,
"Illl teach you 70 play pitch and toss! III hog you
Tor an hour, VIII falhcr instantly rephea thG
lneorrgl2e' as he balanced cent On ms tlulio any
hEger IN toss you 70 MAKE u TWO hours or nothing.
The fate OF empires depends upon the education OF
youth
young lady Nno was employed Y IraldlnS guard
chaln LOT q gentleman "@'Cn' was aSAeo %n'I II %H
for "A bell-roPe SIR? replied she; y acknowledge
1t beue-rope, felonel ne, ana pretty one 100,
but suspect We shall ma beau attached to 1t when
II is finished.
SOUND REAsoSlNG--ln recent case tor assault, the
defendant pleaded guilty thnk must DC Guiity,
because the plahtil anu were INC ohly ones there
were IN the rooln ana tbe hrst knew was that was
landing up, ana he was doubled over the table You'd
better call it guilty"
were we 10 ASK hundred men VINO rom Snall DC,
ginnings have attained condition otrespectaby and
influence, to what tney imputed ther success IN me-
general answer "oulu oc y was from DeS carry coiil
PEELED to think for ourselves"
An unsophistlcated country lady seeing Tor the flrs
Tune, the queer looking uoie Oh inc caP'oi' Sdlu,
suppose those are the gas works y eF, madam, re-
Piled gentleman TREND they manufacture gas there
for the whole nation.
\ printers apprentice says that at t4e once they
charge him with all the pl they 90 ma, ana at the
house they charge MN WIN an inc! "oh Z Hlu. lie
does not understand tnat khu oil loslc.
1t was wlttily, but somewhat ungauanty, Sad that
woman Is tue yer! REVERSE VI ltr ll'oi one ~
fleets talking, the other talks without much re-
tectng
III inc work OIL PllosoPnet 10 De ever! Jay sun
dueing h3 passions and laying aside his prcudiees 1t
Is the best proof oil thertQeS OIL iamy circle 70 see
happy hreshe'
Samuel Rogers said, those who go to heaven will
be very much surprised at the people they ind there
and very much surprised at those they DO not ma
there. IN
Il never sIot 0lrq IA my 4ue Sad some one 70 MS
friend, who REPLIED never Hi"' a3yInis IN the shape
nt bird but squirrel, Wmch k'ied win stone,
when II tellinto the river ana was drowned:
country paper saSs, "5n'eu az I'S SLo., al eIi,
can 50 arrange the paper tat eTeFy0odys advertise
Ihc,it Suai' 'glu tue to'D 49, III, t ,,
An old lady objected to &Tlng her son =, a coleSate
cducatlon altet sue Hea'u ''@' P'oi"ne was
one oil inc stuofs. 4,,,,,,o, ,,,,4
c Is aPs I0,o,' r Is ~ ur.
NC ". 70 ~ Wv
circumstances, r. Tho r,u,.,
= fi; 80 o, II l. ~
~, ',,, t r. ;,tr.tor
ninit, i often veil between sand the rcaItrut
81 tbngs wit nicrces Ills reiI with its cIiterinr
Sio re- 99ndlets in tic sinsoIeptlirltt.'
Aneychanre saws the reason editors are apt to have
cir ,nnnners spoiIcd il because thew receive such
number of "eyilrommunications
The gentleman. SO often spoken of in novels who
a,rtso o5"l oPymcnt in 6ojer manniactorv.