The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-10-31
WHAT NOT ?

WHAT NOT
A pretty face attracts-a good heart general
ly secures.
The foibles of the weak paliate the vices o
the wicked.
Cynics are either soured good men or morost
bad ones.
Many live miserably and mean, just 10 dit
magnihcenty aud rich.
Sian Ter not others because they have SANDER
ed you.
Not every man who dives into the sea of mat,
rim ny brings up pearl.
He spake we'll who said that little graves are
the footprints OF angels.
The blush of true modesty is like the soul Of
rose III The heart of d hly.
We reason good deal as we eat. more from
necessity than knowledge.
Those who praise you in the beginning will
ask favors in the end.
Money is nothing in its~lf it is useful only
when it departs from US
II is easier for the generous 10 forgive than
for the offender to ask 1t.
No man can leave better legacy to the world
Than well educated family.
Be cain while your adversary frets and ra-
ges, and you can warm yourself at his fire
Wanied-a life boat that will float on ''Sea
of troubles"
Coquettes are the Zouaves in the female ar
my OF INVASION
There are many people whose whole wisdom
nj nj
In ninety-niue cases out of hundred wealth
crea'es more wants than it supplies.
A mars good breeding is the best security
against o her peoples ill manners.
Truth itself becomes falsehood if it is pre-
scented in other than its right relations -
There is no truth b ut the "whole truth"
The little and short sayings of wise and ex-
cellent men are of great value-Gke the dust
OF Gold or the least spark of diamonds.
If you want to live long. live upon the sea-
shore. No matter how fast your sands run you
will always find plenty more
The most beautiful may be the most admired
and cutessed. but they are not always the most
esteemed and loved.
What must always be calculated upon when
err.
The li!es contradictions are many. Salt wa
te gives Us fresh fish, and hot words produce
cIUiness.
A little girl hearing it remarked that all peo
pie had once been children, artlessiy inquired,
" who took care Of the babies?"
II You are ever so temperate, you will die in
time. If you are inteml eraSe, you will die in
no time.
1t is Justly said of woman that she divides
our sorrows and doubles our joys. Pity she
quadruples our expenses
Even if woman had as many locks on her
heart she has on her head cunning rogue
would find his way into it.
An old bachelor says that dling leap year,
the ladies' jump at every offer of marriage, hence
the tenn
A woman takes pleasure in giving herself away;
she likes 10 be i'll the datlve Of the grammar OF
life, when marriage is III that case.
Many who think Dogenes great tool for l,v-
ing in a tub, are very proud Of living in a pale
the pale of good society.
A yJung lady can have no excuse for think
ing her lover wiser than he istor if there is any
nonsense in him, he will be sure to talk 1t to
her
Bearoless youth (says Punch) are most prone
TO arr ogance and self-sufficiency. As ;hey grow
older their whiskers Gov Ell great deal of their
cheek.
* Daughter" said an anxious parent tc his
little one; - ijn't tell you to eat no more
green apples 2" 9 Yes, papa, but this is yer
low one"
A clergyman nsoling young widow on the
death OF her husband, rrmaIk ed that she COLD
not find his equal. " Ill bet will !" replied
the Sobbiag fair one.
Those who have recourse to gaming because
they are at a loss to know what to DO with tn M
selves, will fnd that the sources of Their ehnui
are more inc haustble than those of their purse
Would it be of any use to man DESTROYS OF
becom ng public speaker to connect himself
with spoke factory? This question comes to
Us from the hub OF the universe.
Abuse is often of service. There IS nothing SC
dangerous to an amhor as silence. His name
like u shuttlacock, must beat backward and for
ward, or 1t falls to the ground
One of the ssddest things about nature is
that a man may guide others in the path of life
| without walking IN itself; that he may be pi-
lot and ct castaway.
On hearing a clergyman remark, " the word
was toll OF change" Mrs. P"rtington said she
could hardly bring her mind to believe It,so lit
tie found its way into her pocket.
There is something unsound about the MAI
whom you have never heard say good word .
any mortal, but who says bad words OF goot
many murtals
| The meanest man may be useful to the great
' esi, and the most eminent and IN need of the
meanest In building. the highest and thu
lowest stones add TO their OWL mutual stability
/ Although men are accused of not knowing
their own weakness. perhaps As few know thel
own strength. II Is i'll men as in soils. wher'
sometimes there is a vein OF gold, which the ow
ner knows not Of
| Minds, like growing fruit, should mellow a
Il e lime advances; but more irequcntl .e-tran Z
ed from what is proper to them, ike fruits pre-
ma urely piucked, they only rot INTO a semblanc
OF ripeness.
How much some men can crowd into singl
sentence. Thai remark OF D 5 Dlck!uson's il
his speech the other day. p 'rmarkabie in
stance OF 1t. SAID he, South Carolina hegaI
TO scrape Int before the Votes were counted"