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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11
One-Slded Neutrality.

Col. RANKIN. the Canadian who was
uitng regiment of Lancers for the
.. S. service, has been promptly arrested
by the British authorities fer violating the
neutrality laws. And the American Min
lister in London demonstrated in vain
against the sailing of the British steamer
Bermuda, with supplies for the rebels, and
which ran the blockade at Savannah, Ga,
a few days since. A correspondents gives
the following particulars of the cargo
which she landed at Savannah:
The cargo of the Bermuda consisted of
IS rifled cannon, So and 42s, and two 16S
pound canister guns, with all the neces-
sary shot and shell, all ready for mlne-
da,e use Also, 6 500 Enfield rifles, he
tween 100000 and 100000 cartridges for
the same, 5000 pairs of army shoes, 90
900 blankets, $50 barrels Of gun powder
q large quantity of morphine, quinine,
and other medicines, stores, and very many
other articles of more than money value
| to the rebels
Her cargo cost one million dollars cash
| Her armament was two and twelve pOun
der rified guns, one on each side. She is
now fitting out for active service, and is
to be employed in cruising for returning
, California steamers. Com. TathalI will
command her.
My informant states positively that the
mate of the Bermuda informed him that
more iron clad steam frigates are expect.
ed from England on the Southern coast
by the 18Th of October.
The Bermuda is owned in England. Her
cargo was owned in Sonth Carolina
While she was loading at the town she
| cleared, it was supposed in Liverpool to be
a supply ship for the Royal Navy, although
Downing street knew much better. She
cleared for West India port.
If this is English neutrality, we call it
rather one sided.
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gentlemen as members Of the State Cen
trail Committee for the ensuing two years
Chas. A. Eldrldge, of Fond du Lac
Joshua Ladue, of Milwaukee; James
Mel, of Rock; Marvin Holis,sr, of La
Faye,re; George Ii Read, of Winnebago
John X. Boban, of Ozaukee; E. Fox
Cook, of La Crosse.
The convention then adjourned by Civ
ing three hearty cheers for the ticket nom
mated.
CHAS. A ELDRIDGE, President.
F. A. HorrMAS, Secretaries.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

An E. GLIsH OPIHIux.-The London
Neaos, in an editorial, does not build much
upon the Hatteras Inlet affair, but regards
he expedition down the Mississippi river
as far more important, and the success Of
it far less certain. The South, it adds,
has demonstrated her ability to resist sub
lection. and it is to be lamented that so
plain fact should not have suggested Of
a proftess strife
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

A HOTEL TO BE BUILT AT BULL Run
1t is stated that GEORGE LEARY, ESQ, of
Staten Island son of LEARr, the New York
halter, is owner of the extensive tract Of
land upon which the late battle of Bull
Run was fought, and if the government
should tail TO assert its power over Virginia,
Dr. LEARY would lose an immense estate
there. AS soon AS the war Is over. certain
parties, with the consent of Mr. LEARY.
intend building an immense hotel there TO
accommodate the curious who flock thither
t. inspect the battle field.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

THE GovERxME> AGENTS have con-
demned over five hundred wagons, new at
Perryville. which having been constructed
of unreasonable timber, after standing in
the sun few DAYS, have 80 dwindIed and
cracked as TO be worthless. They were
to have cost the Government ever two
hundred dollars each. aud the contractor
who had them made so careless will dis>
cover that he has considerably missed the
mark this time in trying to cheat Uncle
Sam
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

REprBLIcAN NoMrNAToRs For Gov
ernor, L. P. Harvey; Lieut.. Gov Edward
Solomon; Secretary of State, James r.
Lewis: Treasurer S. D. Hastings; Attor~
ney General, James II. Howe, Bank Comp
troler, VIM. II. Ramsey; State Prison
Com'r, Hans c. Hegg; Superintendent Of
Public Instruction, J. L. Pickard.
We have much more respect for the
Republicans who had the confidence in
their principles to nominate straight par
ty ticket than for those "odds and ends
of all parties who attempt 20 foist a''bogu'
baby upon the people of the State.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

GEN. SHIELDs-This brave officer is
now in Mexico, recruiting his lost health !;
and on this account, be positively declines
being General Of the Irish Brigade.
It's probable that Thos. Francis Meagh
err will be rendered the appointment in
his place.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

OEMoCRATIc PATRIOTS - Whitesides
county, Illinois. has sent 100 soldiers
to the war. 1t contains about 3. 900 voters.
and usually gives from 1000 to / 500
Democratic majority. Rock county in
Wisconsin, which usually gives over 81
900 Black Republican majority, talks of
getting up one Regiment. Perhaps she
will-some time
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

Mr.. JONI DoLAN, Milwaukee, a con-
tracer, had six horses burned in a barn
on the corner of michigan and Cass streets
on Monday night. Mr.. DoLAN is an in
dustrious and hardworking man, and we
1eeply sympathize with him in his mis-
fortune.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

RE-APPE RANCE OF THE CHOLERA IN
lNDIA,-Accounts from Northern India
state that the terrible scourge, Asiatic
cholera had again broken out, and carried
off large number of victims. In one
place sixteen were attacked in the morn
ing, and of that number only one was alive
on the evening of the same day.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

DkcLIs ATOMS. Me,srs RAMSEY and
HEG, woo were nomna ell by the Repub-
lirans for Bank Comptroller aud Prison
Commissioner, have positively declined
running on the ticket. which goes to show
that they were fearful Of Waterloo de-
feat this fall.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

BANK AT NEENAH.-A new bank has
been established at Neenah, called the
Bank of Neenah; David SMITH, of Milwau-
kee, President, and Robert SHELLS, of the
Bank Of Prairie du Chen, Cashier
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Total rebel forces in Kentucky, 24,3O

NOT GUILTT.-The jury III the case of
the State Of Wisconsin vs.. JOHN P. Shell
Ton, indicted for the murder of darcy
CARNEY, came into Court at 10 minutes
to 2 P. M, (Monday,) and returned YER
die. Of Nor Guuyr.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

J. R. Bohan, Esq, of the Ozaukee id
rertiser, has enlisted for the war. and car
ries with him one of his jours.-Booth' $
Life.
The above item Of news has gone the
rounds and may as we'll be coEtrad:ced
by US AS "any other man" Mr.. Bohan
has no idea of going TO the war-Press
and Nc,cs
We, of the Pilot, may as well say
something in connection with the war
We advertised some weeks ago for volun.
teers, surprising that those Republicans
who talked 50 loud for crushing the rebel
lion, wond enlist under our banner. AT
ter three weeks advertising, but one Re
publican has presented himself, while the
leading ones in town have used their ut.
mos, efforts to prevent recruits joining on,
company. Witnessing such a spirit
among the members of the party which
brought the war upon us, we have deter
mined to publish the Pilot, hereafter, in
stead of throwing our military pearls be
fore such unpat,iotic patriots.
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SECOND FORMAL BALLOT.

SECOND FORMAL BALLOT.
II. l.. Dousman. SO; Benjamin Fergu
son, 70; II L. Palmer. l.
On motion, Hon BENZ. FERGUSON
of Dodge, was declared unanimously nom
mated for the office of Governor.
The Convention then proceeded to a
formal ballot for Lieut. Governor:
NJ HOLSTER, "a; H. NJ Billings, 40 :;
u. w. Maxon 10; w. c. Allen. 5; A.
Worden, 3; S. D. Carpenter, /; c. A.
EIdridge, 1; Charles Geisberg, 9; Sat.
Clark, l !; B. Douglas, l.
Ne choice being made, a second ballot
was taken:
Ii. NJ Billings, 65; M. HOLSTER, II;
Chas Geisberg, s. A. Warden, 4 C. A.
Eldridge. l.
The Convention declared Col. HENRY
NJ. BILLINGS. of Iowa County. nomi
mated for Lieut.. Governor.
FIRST BALLOT FOR SECRETARY OF STATE
Ezra Wheeler. - G. S Benton. 40
Chas Quentin %; J. T. Lewis, 4 4: Jere
Crowley, 1; John Boyd, 1; A. ID. Bone,
steel. L.
CHAS s. BENTON, of La Crosse, was
declared unanimously nominated for Sec
rotary of State.
The Convention proceeded to formal
BALLOT FOR STATE TREASURER.
II L. Donsman. 70; hr. Hoeff1inger
IL; Chas. Geisberg. IL.
HERCULES L DOUSMAN, Of Craw
ford county, was declared unanimously
nominated for State Treasurer.
ATTORNEY GENERAL.
PHILO A. ORION, Jr., of LAFAYETTE
county, was unanimously nominated fol
Attorney General.
The Convention proceeded to a forma
BALLOT FOR BANK COMPTROLLER.
James VolImar, 61; L. NJ. Miller, 10
J Zeitler, 0; n. ID. Fratt, 6.
The convention declared JAS. VCLLc
MAR, Of Washington county, The unapi
nous nominee for Bank Comptroller.
PRISON COMMISSIONER.
JOHN c. CHILLY, of Milwaukee,
county, WAS declared the unanimous nom
inee for Prison Commissioner.
STATE SUPERINTENDENT.
II. G. WlNSLOW, of Racine county
was unanimously nominated for State Su
perintendent Of Schools.
STATE CENTRAL COMMITTEE.
The convention elected the following
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We notice in the proceedings Of the
above Convention that Mr.. G.. w. FITcH
was admitted as a delegate from this
county.
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UNION STATE CoNvExTIoN.-The Gun
ion'' or, pie-bsld party Convention romi
mated the following ticket for State Off
GERS:
For Governor, L. 2 HARVEY. of Rock
for Lieut.. Governor. W G Allen. of Wal
worth for Secretary of State, J. T. Lew
is. Of Columbia for Treasurer, S. y
Hastings, Trempeleau ; for Attorney Gen.
eral, j. II. Howe, of Brown for State
Prison Commissioner. II. G. Heg. Of Ra.
cine; for Bank Comptroller, Jno Bracken
Of Iowa; for Superintendent, John G. Nc
Kindley.
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OSE HUNDRED THOUSAND OF THE Enc
Ny on The FIzlD.-The Washington Star
Of the 30th ult., says tina, the Federal off
GERS have positive information that the
main body of BEAUREGARD's army were,
yesterday afternoon, al sunset, in position
stretching from Fairfax Court House back
TO Manassas, and from point near Occa
guam Creek. Their right in direct line
passing through Fairfax Court House for
mary miles beyond that point in the direc
ton of Leesburg. The force on the FIELD
there, Judging fiom their camp fires. can
not be lees than one hundred thous,ns
men if rot more THIS proves that tn,
enemy have simply Withdrawn their Who'll,
force back some miles from in front O
Washington.
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The REBEL ARMY III KENTUCKY
different recruiting stations and points &C
cupied by rebels for offensive operations
in Kentucky are supposed to contain for
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1861-10-11

Charles A. EIdrilge received Is votes
Fl. l. Palmer IS; Be- jamn Ferguson,
As; II. l. Dousman, II: NJ. II. Carpen-
ter. |.
The names of Mossrs. Eldridge and Pal
mer were withdrawn.
No choice being made, the Convention
proceeded to a
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1861-08-16
Substantial Proofs Of Irish Affection

The Irish people have ever been re-
markable for the strength and intensity o.
their family affections. With them the
ties Of home and kindred are never dis
regarded and no matter in what quarter
Of the world their lot may be cast, thei
hearts still turn with loving remembrance
10 those who shared with them the joy:
and sorrows Of early years, and the com
forts or it may be privations of common
home. II success crown their endeavors,
aud moderate portion Of this worlds
wealth falls TO their, share, "ihe old house
at home" is not forgotten. as remittance
after remittance amply tes'i6es; and
though they should. not be fortunate
enough to acquire even limited indepen.
Gence. yet from time to time some evil
dences OF affection. in the shape Of money
orders, small in amount, but large in pro.
portion 10 their means, gladden. the hearts
and tighten the cares of those they left
behind IN the Old Land, 10 work in hope
and wait in patience.
From I848 to 800 the amount remit
ted in this way from North America 10
the United Kingdom. amounted TO near
sixty millions Of dollars, or on an average,
about five mil iors year. Now Of this
immense sum the English. Scotch and
Welsh remit but a mere fraction, as has
been proved by undenable statistics the
bulk Of the sum must therefore be set
down to tho credit OF the irish settlers on
this continent. But large as the sum is.
il sinks into insionicance compared with
the amount OF affection, disinteresteduess,
generosity and seif.denial it represents.
Not dollar in that sixty millions but has
history, which, If known, would elevate
our conceptions OF human nature. The
generous motto. "what we gave We have"
is more applicable to the exiies OF Ire
land than ever it was 10 the descendants
OF the exiled Emperors Of Byzantium.-
Metropolitan Record.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1861-08-16
CHOICE VARIETY.

Few people know how te DO old.
| MOMENTS mako tho hues in which wears
are cOIorCd.
True valor braves danger without neg.
| lecting resources.
A rUNcrUAL man can always Rnd leisure
a negligent one mover.
THERE arc rcproaches which praise, and
praises which reproach.
A MAN greater than his misfortunes, shows
that he was not deserving of thom.
IF you employ your mnnoy in doing good
you put II out at tho best interest
MINDS Of moderate calibro ordinarily con-
domn everything which is beyond their
range.
Or all tho fine arts tho finest is that of
painting checks with health, rather than
rouge.
To all, tho best friend is virtue: the best
companions arc high endoayors and honor
ablo sentiments.
We are often more cruelty robbed by
those who steal into our hearts than those
who break into our houses.
! The reasoning power is tho cornerstone
of the intellectual building, giving grace aud
s:rongth to tho whole structure.
WHEN thorc is lovo in the heart, thore
ate rainbows in the eyes, covering evory
black cloud with gorgeous hues.
| lT is not possible to impose silence on
tiic interior voice that upbraids us with oui
faults. Ii is the voice of nature ITSELF
! EVERY man cherishos in his heart some
object. some shrine at which his alteration
is paid. unknown to his fellow-moriuls.
Coon temper is like a sunny day. il sheds
brightness over everything; it is the sweet.
enor of toll, and the soother of disquiel udo.
WINK at small injuries rather than avonge
thcm. II. to destroy single bee. you
throw down the hivo. instead of ono enemy
you make Thousand.
SUcu as hear dsoblging discourse. and
repeat il again to tho persons concerned,
are much mistaken if they think to oblige
them by such indiscrect condolences.
SINGLE snow flako--who cares for it !:
Bot whole day of snow flakes, obliterating
the landmarks. drifting ovor the doors,
gathering upon the mountains to crash in
avalanchos-who does not care for that
Private opuion is weak, but public opinion
is almost omnipotont
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1861-08-16
A Hero.
Miss Pardoc, in recent work, relates tho
following interesting anecdote

Miss Pardoo, in u recent work, relates tho
following interesting anecdote
At tho bat,lo of Mpntmirall. a young off
cor, named Ddrosiur. chancod to DO in at.
tendance on the Emperor ut the moment
WHOM il became essential to despatch an
order TO ono OF tho Generals of Division.
aAd Napoleon hastily summoning him 10
his side, gavo him instructions to deliver i
without delay.
"Spare neither yourself nos horse, sir"
he said sierDly, for there is not moment
to lose aud return ut once to mo that MY
order has becn obeyej."
Durosior galloped off amid a shower of
shot and shell. aud within = quarter of an
hour he was again beside tho Emperor
HIS duty was performed.
"YOu have behaved we'll, monsieur" said
Napoleon. when he had received his report;
"you have a stout hoart aud a clear head,
though you are still only a youngster. !
give YOU n captains brevet and attach you
to my person. What is your name :"
"Durosior. sire"
at seems familiar TO me. On what oc.
casiun have before hoard it:"
IL was tho Colonel of the boy battalion
your msjnsty."
"Ah! I remomber. Well. that is an ad.
ditional reason why should attach you tc
my person
1T is too ato,sire,' murmurcd the youns
soldier.
."roo late. Capt. Durosier, and why :"
Sire, they have hit me-" As he spoke hi
| withdrew u handkerchief saturated with
blood, from tho braus, of bis coat. "Ail viii
he over-Vre & Emperor pire Ia
France -
'Hc reeled for an instant in his saddle. and
then fell heavily into the arms of an officer
who had sprung forward to support him.
Timoleon Durosier was a corpse.
$50 young so young ! and SO brave
and to do on his first battle field ]" OK
claimed tho Emperor as no bent down for
an instant ovor the body, Poor boy Poor
boy T.
Thon putting spurs to his horse he
gallopcd off as If unable to linger over SO
sad spectacle.
The Jeffersonian Democrat. [volume] (Chardon, Ohio) 1854-1865, 1861-08-16

The Providence Joarh0i has an able
historical article upon the claim Of the
people Of South Carolina To be descend.
en's Of gentlemen. 1t appears the Pal.
meito State was peopled TO y considerable
exten, with the dregs Of various national
iiieS, Dutch, Scotch, Irish and very low
English. They are styled in the chr oni
cles OF the times Glow bred people and
their early legislation and practices were
what might be expected from such an i'm.
migration on the "sacred soil" Of the
State which boasts its descent from such
ancestors.
In Sir Josiah Child's discourse Con.
cerning Plantations" published in lG92,
paper well known TO historical students,
and Of high authenticity. the follow.
ing passage occurs:
Virginia and Barbadoes were FIRST
people! by sort Of loose vagrant People,
vicious and destitute Of me ms to live at
liome--.( being either unfit for labor, or
such as could find none TO employ them
selves about, or had so misSehaved them.
selves By, Theviug or other De-
=
work which Merchants and Masters di
Ships BY their A. gents Tor Spirits as they
weIe called) gathered up about the streets
Of London and other places, clothed aud
transported to be employed upon Planta-
Ilons, and these, say, were such as had
there been no English Foreign Plantation
in the world. could probably never have
lived at home or do service for their
Country, b It must come to be hanged or
starved, or died un iinely Of some oil those
miserable diseases which proceed from
want and vice, or else have sold them
selves for soldiers to be knockei on the
head or sttrve in the qparrels of our
neighbors, rs many Thousands Of brave
Englishmen were in the low countries, as
also in the wars OF Germany, France,
Sweden, &C., or el,e il they could by
begging or otherwise, arrive TO the stock
OF half crown to watt them over to Hol.
land, became servants to tie Dutch, who
refuse none"
These are the gentlemen" adds the
Journal, the men of blood, of family, who
settled Eastern Virginia, and whose de.
ccndanis cannot wiihou; degradation
associate with those Of the Winthrops,
and IIancocks, the Broadstrrets, the Lii. .
coins, the S.anIishes, the Prescotts. the
Wan,ons, the Hulehinsons, OF New En-
gland. These were ihe fathers Of The
whiskey drinSing. tob ,cco. chewing aris.
tocracy. whose great desire, Mr.. Russell
informs US. and no doubt, truly, is to have
zone Of our royal race OF England TO rule
over them"
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Army Panics Frequent in History.

The panic which seized General Nc
Dowelrs army. on Sunday night, brings
to mind Tho still more frightful panic which
seized upon the rear guard and reserves of
the French army at SOlferino. After the
victory had been won, and while the Aus
trians wore in full retreat, a body of French
horsemen galloped down to the roar to de-
liver an order, or to bring the news to their
comrades Some one seeing them coming
exclaimed, "The Austrians the Austrians
are upon Us" Instantly, a terrific fight
commenced, old grizzly Zouaves mounted
artillery horses, cut them loose, and gall
loped off. In the space of few seconds,
some forty thousand men, infantry, cavalry,
artillery, baggage trains. ambulances, strag-
glers, were rushing and roaring down tho
road to Mantua, knocking each other down,
trampling the dead and dying under their
feet, and hundreds falling exhausted and
breathless by the wayslde. In this way did
a whole division of the French army scamp
or in the widest confusion for fifteen miles.
In 1892 the armies OF the French Repub-
lie having invaded Flanders, were repuised.
and one column under the command of
Dummonier, consisting of twenty five thou
sand men, was falling back upon ST. Meme
hould. During the retreat, however, an
incident occurred which bad we'll nigh
brought destruction on tho whole army.
General Chazot, who commanded the roar
guard Of ten thousand mon. was attacked at
Vaux by fifteen hundred Prussian huzzars
and four pieces Of horse artillery. The
French troops instantly took to flight, dis
banded themselves, rushed through the
main body, in the utmost confusion, and
numbers fled as far as Rheims and Paris, in
the most dreadful alarm. But for the ex-
erlions Of General Duval, who succeeded in
reorgau;zng part of the rear guard, and of
Gen. Miranda, Who restored order in tho
main body, the whole column would have
bsen irretrievabIy routed. But the Prussian
cavalry, not being supported, were at length
obliged to retire, astonished at their easy
success. and lamouting that so favorable an
opportunity had been lost of destroying the
French army. Many of the French troops
fed thirty leagues and upward from the
field of battle, spreading Consideration
wherever they went. and declaring that all
was lost.
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WHOLE NO., COS.
FUN ITEMS.

LAWYERS, doctors and women are all
females.
A DENTIST is not necessarily mad because
he shows his teeth. a 1f
Vow docs COW become landed estate ?
BY turning her into field.
SPEAKING Of epples, it is rather remarka-
BILE that tho first apple in Paradise should
have turned out tho frs. pair.
An advertiser in one of tie papers says
that he .as cottage to lot, containing
eight rooms and an acre oridHd.
An exchange says that q young man
named Simon Rogers blew out his brains.
aftor bidding his wiio good bye with shot
gun.
"A GENTLEMAN, who had, been victimized
by a notorious borrower, who always forgot
to pay, called him one of the most promis-
ing men Of his acquaintance.
A CELEBRATED poet advertised that he
would supply "Lines for any OCCASION"
A fisherman sought him soon after, and
wanted "a line strong enough to catch
porpoise."
THEY mean to raise tall students iu Wis
consin. An exchange says its Board of Ed
ucation has resolved to erect a building
large enough to accommodate fivo hundred
students throe stories high
NoTnISG was more dreaded in our school,
boy days than to bo punished by sitting be-
tween two girls; but through the force Of
education, 10 after years we learned to sub
init to such things without shedding toar.
TIE lady principal of school, in her ad-
vortisonent, mentioned her female assistant,
and the reputation for teaching which sbo
bears; but the printer-caroles follow
left out "whicb," so tho advertisement went
forth, commencing the lady's Reputation for
teaching she bears"
An Israelto lady, sitting in the same box
at an opera with a French physician, was
much troubled with ennui, and happened to
cape. Excuse me, madam" said the doc
tor, Il am glad you did uot swallow me"
Give yourself no uneasiness. remarked tho
lady, II am Jewess, and never cat pork !