Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1861-04-03
All Sorts of Items.

Gls il teNcH YOU " pay PitSH III" 'o'9
! I'll fog you rGr an Lonr, will. Father in
stantly replied the incorrigible, as he balanced
penny on his thumb an! finger I'll tos.
! YOU to make it two hours or nothing!"
g4gf" When men, by age, fail in their Sight
and hearing, they had better console them
selves with the thought that they have seen
and heard quite enough.
GSa TnE Muslin Question: Biddy,' y
said Mike Donnclly tile other day, TO his
could 'uman,' "can yc tell me the differences
between our shanty here, and a celebrated
son #" Oud lrclund?'
"An Ire, can't
"Why, one is Daniel o'Conncll, and the
other kennel o Donnell.''
"Y-c're dog, thin, Mikc-an' sure yell
I'VE to be muzzled; for the wit of yell hurt
somebody"
SFaith, ye're mistaken, me dar:in, its yer
sell that wants the muz;iM'.'
EEA STRANGE MARrIAGE.-Thc Barn
we'll Sentinel publ HIS tie f,lowing:
Married, on Saturday last, by w. N HIM
ter, Esq, Mr.. McGraw, in the slst year Of
lis age, TO Miss Patty llarvestum, ugel II, all
oE.lhe Poor House.
80 A certain hotel in New York, states
a contemporary, was ornamented last week
with framed card, hung up in a conspicuous
Place, and giving the names of the persons'
male and female, who during the past two
years. had left without paying their bills. One
lady is down on the list as having left, owing
seventy dollars.
:, 4 Washington letter SAYS the sue
rcssiuI result Of Mr.. Gaines case is in Il
great measure attributable to Gen. Cushins's
ndefatigable industry, legal ability, and de-
termination to have the Court give final
decision.
I@.. It Is reported thi, morning that Hen
ry j. Raymond, Of the Daily Times, has re-
ivcd the appointment of Consul to Paris.
The Tribune says: "It is one of the most
agreeable posts in the gift of The government
salary $4,000" New York Day Book,
Saturday.
x4g a deaf and dumb person being asked,
;What is turgivcness?' took pcnci! and
wrote 81 rcily, containing q volume Of The
most exquisite poetry, as well as deep truth, i'll
lvsc few words :. II is the odor which flow
ers ycl when tram rled upon:
;si, There is fellow in Vermont
has = bnglc, the notes Of which are sosws
L.. ..,l..r l... ..!ars--.r... "l...l4 -.--:ii-l-
catches them t. use instead OF sugar.
- There is rumor trrm Madrid Il
Marshal O'Donneli is about to come 10 Gu
aad there organize military expedition =
Mexico 10 obtain satisfaction t:,r the dismissal
Of the Spanish Minister.
3E y little boy k''ccins at his mothers
knee to say his evening PRAYER. asked leave
10 pray in his ow.n words. and with child.
like simplicity said: : Gu,! i,l:s> little Willie.
a Il l,n't let tic ho,ls: burn up. God BLISS
p,pa and llaua. G9d bi:sS nic and make
my BIOS g, on easy i'll tie morning"
- :: Ti.:,ipa > .XciAimc,i Ali Irish ser
seallt 10 lis platform, from; face and ''ind
to rowl cali y, ma:;y Vi yc as is priaint viii
say Here ami as rnrny yc as is not re-
sent will .ay "Ab,in,.'
i; y farmer, finding dozen itlers
stretched cut on the "r"an'l. offered a dollar
10 TIC lazirs; nna Of the whole lot. Eleven
jumped up claiming Tie reward: each asseT-
ting himself to be tl.c LATEST one. The tot
lar, however was given 10 the twelfth, who
had s!othfully kept his p''>i!ion; aud wh''
when it was rendered 10 him, cried out
Cart You put it i'll my pocket q
IA. An Irisiman ont West: wanting to
burn soac green wool rapidly, directed :
stna slrc,m Of suappw'cr from key upon
the burning pile. He did not cut oil the sap
ply soon enough. and was !,i"wa To liaces.-
Tic coronrr'S i:ry lrong!t in the verdict !
Died f,r want Of COMMON sense"