The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-09-26
WHAT NOT?

Material evil tends to standardization, GOOD
to increase.
Fancy runs mos: furiously when guilty con
science drives it.
The best throw at dice is to throw then
away.
| What word may be pronounced quicker by
adding syllable to it?-QUICK.
good many men are in the best health
when they are out of spirits.
Though the clouds rear their battlements in
the sky, they are carried by storm.
OF all kinds Of property, money lent on good
security is the most interesting
The man who took bold stand, resolved to
bring it back.
Great minds reason in the simplest language;
little ones stumble in their grasp after large
words.
Water isn't fashionable beverage for drink
ing your friends health but it is capital one
for drinking your own.
Why was Pisistratus of Athens like tallow-
candle because it was in Greece that his
wICK-edness was brought to light.
Sir said lady to would-be wag, your
Jokes always put me in mind of a ball-'Of a
ball, madam Why so pray because they
never have any point
What is the difference between a supplement-
to a will and certain kind of fish after having
run into net !-One is a codicil--the other is
silly cod.
Worldly happiness--A Offering false dia-
mond, placed upon the top of smooth greas-
cd pole, which all try to limb anu secure
Truth itself becomes falsehood if it is pre-
scented in any other than its right relations
There is no truth but the whole truth.
Virtues-The first OF all virtues is innocence;
the second is modesty; aud neither departs with
ous being quickly followed by the other.
A gentleman calling at stable to see pair
OF horses that had been advertised for sale, and
finding but one Of them there, asked the man
IN attendance, Where's his mate Faith sir
an think he gives 'em mate but wonct week
was the reply.
OF this let every one be assured, that he owes
TO the lmpassloned BOOKS, which he has read
many thousand more of emotions than he can
consciously trace back to them. Dim by their
erlglnatlon, these emotions yet arise in HIM and
mould him through life like the forgotten Incl
dents of childhood.
Life-At best life is not very lops few
more smiles, few more tears, some pleasure,
much paid sunshine and song clouds and dark
ness, nasty greetings, abrupt iarewellS-then
our little play will close, and in ured and inur-
Ell VIII pass away, Is it worth while to hate
e ach other?
MARRY FOR LOVE, AND WORK FOR sILLER.
"A young lady, pressed by friends to marry
decent, but poor man, on the Marry fer
love, and work for siler,' replied, It's a. vel a
true; put kiss and tinnietu o. cauld water
makes gey wersh breakfast
An editor once, in attempting to complainant
the now rebel General Pillow after his return
from Mexico, as 'battle-scarred veteran WAS
maize by the typos to call him battle scared
veteran. In the next issue the mistake was SO
far corrected as to style him bottIe-scarred
veteran
A man who cheats III short measure is a meas
ureiess rogue. 1t III whiskey, then he is rogue
IN spirit. Ii he gives a bad title to land, then
ne is rogue III deed. If he gives short meas
ure III wheat, then he is rogue III grain And
1t he cheats when he can, he is in deed, IN spir-
IL, IN grain, measureless scoundrel.
On wet, miserable, foggy LONDON dav.
Charles Lamb was accosted by u beggar wo-
man with, Pray, sir, beStoW a little charity
upon poor destitute widow woman who is al
most pelishing for lack of food. Believe me
sir, have seen better days have L. said
Lamb handing the poor creature shilling
so have its miserable day Goodbye
Send your little child TO sleep happy. What
ever cares press, give it warm GOODNIGHT kiss
as 1t goes to its pillow. The memory of this
IN the stormy years which fate may have in
store for the little one will be like Bethlehem's
star to the bewildered shepherds. My father
and my mother loves me- Fate cannot take
away that blessed heart-balm. Lips parched
wltn the worlds fever will become dewey again
at this thrill of youthful memories. Kiss Your
little child before it goes to sleen