Richmond daily Whig. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1842-1861, 1861-08-16
ANOTHER INTERCEPTED DESPATCH.

TO Oar Faithfal Mae Govsrnos: .sss
The eject Of our great victory Of the 2ls ia indescr-
babethe fruits Of Ii nnumersbls. As soon 20 We won
l. every seemed fred with the wish at the same H.
snt to carry the news Of it to Washington. Such no.
BILE emulation Fever witnessed. The cavalry put spurs
to their horesthe infantry threw away arms and equip
mensthe teamsers robbed the wagons Of their teams
and the artillery their guns Of the horses-a 70 get ns'
to Washington with the glorious tidngs was ever sucn
devotion to a ebief-such generous ardor for hoe-y
Nest incredible of all, members of Congress ieis-V
thing never before known)-unesten diRners and I'M
drunk champagne "stood not the order Ct their go
ing but went at once and With Foster lsadng jumped
into the swiftest vehicles the fastest horses they
could find, and Ho! for Washington Was the word
But far before a-longo intsrpao-went Wilson in bis
patent seven-eague selmade running boots, with
1.-THE Senate at bis heels" OF course it did not become
the FIRST in war" 70 be less than FIRST too In the sires
of peace Ny urin.hand vas too slow. l tipped the
wink quietly Ia Lowe, whom kept by me- took "a ha'ty
plate of SOUP while be biched the csr-and lo and
sprung aloft and onward, on the wings Of the wind
ia balloon, which 10 gust Of grateful Inspiration
named aid moi ct s Ds taidsra. -outspeeding all
compettors-and In 81 40"-sud at Oh. som. was the
st to announce the expecting chief and his caoine
news of our victory at unparalleled N
war; After glass or two of Cabinet for my inner'man
IA hand.bath of Railways Ready to my rscked joints
"A thought of Bella Donna for my heart-disesse-
sprinkle Of Eau de Cologne on my linen camoric-sup
ported on nv weak sid, by Lucon and on the other by
Bates, 10 whom, nudgng him. whispered II told you,
old boy, if you'd do up the writing, do up the hgh-
ing" I thus delivered myself ''r We have won such
victory as has no likeness in the annals OF wsr We
have taken the whole Rebel army that remains ave!-
They are on their way to Washington! We occupy, in
their rear with force variousy estimated at from five
to ten thousand men and five hundred horses the field OF
Nansssas The position of these Is one against which
no human force can prevsil-one which pledge myself
they can securely hold TO the day Of judgment Danish
all fears for them. The captiVated enemy is following
at the chariot wheel Of the vctors They bring on our
cannon and small arms and indeed, our equipments Of
every kiDd-whereOf QUEEN found it relief to divest
themselves We thought II reasonable, they compelled
Us 10 carry them to the field they should bring them
back for u.s. We have dragged them on after Us already
far as Fairfax but the poor devils sweat under the
burdens We have put upon them must give EN- little
time. Yet mus. admit they come with WILL Bates
aud tod you sir, they ready to throw themselves
into our arms, and SO, indeed it has proved!
think the war is now abou. over. After its results
far do not think the Rebels persist in their coz
tumscy. I'VE took, and possess aud occupy" all
the fields we have vet contesed-our troops possess and
occupy permanently Bethel and the Rich Mountain and
S. Georges Ford and Scarey Greek, and Carthage and
Bulls Ron, and Manassas Bu' IF course If hey
no, satisfied yet have plenty more troops that we
very well spare to occupy more Of their territory But
take possess and occupy" their territory willard
they can't help themselvesas long as We have mind
to. Now, when they so desire union with them
that will unite with them, dead or aivs-that, as
always said 7hs idca.ion Of tho swwd Is lesser srii
hdn secession, Floyd you know, has that printed the
other rsy) will they not the folly Of further A.
tcupts to break away from ?" Ny last words were
we'll received by the President and Bates. "Take pos
IS and occupy" aud "the laceration of the sword
seemed to take captally Further occupation and
conditional submission were fully determined on There
FORE hurry Up troops and let's 90 occupying
cur Southern lands We have more than 20 or 80 900
there established as yet zen psrusansncs." should
say readily spare 100000 for tina. purpose
without much Inconvenience. Send such can
spare best-men that have friends, lands and
money. If they conquer you know, they will get them;
if they don why, shall be safer without, them, and
have mere left for ourselves So, let's fight What's the
odds 10 usY Presidents and Cabinets, and Congresses
and Governors and Generallissmos Il ssy it under the
Resell don't fight but fought for-don't pay taxes
bu, taxes pay It don't bear the burdens, incur
the dangers of war. G,Ory ii there's auy-money, as
long as it llsts-sGfsty all the time-are share Of
III ~ G,b, IL H..
yolr earl with foreigners and abolitio1iss. Humbug
the poor fools to the top of their bent Tickle the
Italians by calling them "Gpi6aids"-cal the French.
men "Z,uaves"-give the dull Germans tobacco and
beer-bai! for Abolionists with riggers What il they
are killed, II win, you know, they worth less to
rs than tho niggers-and if lose their occupations
gone and there's for them. Then, send all these
on to u.s. We will provide land for them to occupy in
the South. Win lose you may safely promise them
that
I say again TO you, my ever faithful nine! hurry up
tbs troops Who would be traitor;
WINFIELD SCOTT.
Washington $50, July 81, 1861.
S-By the bye, you should know, and make it
kaown to our Braves-I have a dead.sure game on
these fellows, II we get In sight Of them again
shich doubt intend to shoot 'em at long tav. We
kuow you know the exact range of their guus-hat is
our guns that they took and possess and occupy"
3 miles quarters S3 yards is their uttermost reach.
Aud what's singular, they have 1888 Of them exactly.
have Just ordered 1000 Dell guns he over-nice call
EN- Dahlgrens to be Immediately cast to carry point
blanc four miles, and warranted not to miss Think of
that srs and be boody, bold and resolute." Besides,
to guard against confusion land other coungences)
have ordered for every in the army feet horse
pcketted behind him in battle aud 400 for the
Cabinet, NJ ca and Fighting Editors, that all may
have fair chance to be Ers to report next victory
The guns viii be ready 10 a week. Another Of easy
marching takes US 10 Richmond. Somebody said finely
OF Bousparte Ibis march plane Of continued ele-
yaoDs Il shall no lees truly be said Of me that mine
was place of continued depressons" his route, you
taow, was Via Nosno~ Up the steppss Of Tarsry aud
tie heights Of 81. RelsGs-oveEhsngiDg james valley.
hy destination is via Richmond doun the Fails to Pow
hassn, ia James valley hanging over James river
tJast u5der are Bher Tsrtsrus and Plutonic He'll But
ambition is co, 90 low that only mention them
a.ourious cOineidsnoestnteresngr ssemblances-aint
tLeysj Il OF my cOncet pretty love couceit. Cor
eli and fame are linked to Immortality in the ame of
WINFIELD SCOTT.
THE HANDCUFF5-A SUGGESTION.