The weekly north Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1857-1867, 1861-10-30
WHOLE NO. 263.


| Many veal a'Shity rs tney 90 Clothes
all outside.
Railers at women are either weak fops
or vicious rakcs
The reward of a thing well done is (,
have done it.
Moral remedies will not eradicate pl,ysi
cal needs.
A pretty face attracts--a good heart gen
orally secures.
The foibles of the weak palate the vices
Of the wicked.
Cynics are either soured good men o,
morOse bad ones.
Many live miscrably and meanly, lust tc
die magnificently and rich.
Slander not others because they have
slandercd you.
The fellow who took oKense has not vet
returned it,
II our CLOTHES are not well cut, we arc
very apt to be cut ourselves.
Why is ice in thaw like philanthropy ?
Because it gives in all directions.
Indulge in humor just as much as YOU
please, il is not i'll humor.
1t is less pain to learn in youth than to
be ignorant in agc.
The pebbles in our path weary us and
makes us foot-sore more than the rocks.
lie spake we'll who said that little graves
are the footprints Of angel.
The blush If true moiesty is like the soul
of rose in the heart of lily.
W.
from necessity thln knowledge
Those who praise you at the beginning,
will ask favorS in the end.
Money is nothing in itself; il is useful
only when it departs from u.s.
1t is easier for the generous to forgive
than for the offender to ask it.
Men Of needless charity make more beg
gars than usurels do.
Women never truly command till they
have given their promise to obey.
The young lady who gives herself away,
loses her self possession.
Impossibiltie>, like vicious dogs, tiy be-
fore him who is not afraid of them.
Laws are always multiplying lawyers,
and lawyers always multiplying laws.
Those who heed not God $ writ, are often
forced to heed the shertfs
Man and wife, like verb and nomina,ive
should always agree.
He is but a poor g neral, who, like drum,
is made only to be beaten.
Follow the fashion: you had better dis
play other peoples foiiIes than your own.
Many pride themselves upon being wild
yo nS men, who are only wild beasts.
The cup Of Gree changed men to swine:
that cup is common now-it contains stron.
whiskcy
The snuff taknr is irrevcrent: She looks
upon Gods beautiful world merely as some
thing to be sneczed at.
1t makes very material difference to q
lamb whether he is gathered into the fold
by shepherd OF snake.
FEMENINE HEADAcHE.-A A fictitious dis
ease, by which women seek to conceal their
heartache.
BE AS careful not to provoke all enemy as
you would to steer safely near dangerous
reef.
No man can leave better legacy to the
world than well educated family.
10 all men the best friend is virtue; the
pest companions are high endeavors and
honorable sentiments.
Morose men are undelighted amidst all
delight, joyless amidst all enjoyment, safe
less IN the very lap of safety.
If you have gone so far as to cut the lions
claws, you had better not feel secure till YOU
have drawn his teeth.
There are two classes Of men generally
In the wrong Those who don't know
enough, and those who know too much.
A great deal of aonchai,,nce that passes
Tor phllosop y, is nothing more or less than
natural stupidity.
Some men are so far-sighted, they look
through and beyond objects, and swear
they cannot see them.
The busybody labors without thanks,
talks without credit, lives without love, ant.
dies without tears.
1t is no more possible to bring mems
minds to think alike, than to make their
faces look alike.
We are apt to be partial to our own ob-
servatons- probably for the observers
sake
Be calm while your adversary frcts aud
RACES, and you can warm yourself at his
fire. 5-
If sleep flies from you. don't 90 in hot
pursuit OF it; lie still and it will probably
come and kiss you.
Some people are so obtuse that one wod
hardly think that they could have All acute
disease.
lie who knows his own ignorance is the
posscssor Of the rarcst kind of valuable
knowledge. ..
Young women arc never in more danger
of being made slaves than when the men
are at their feet
Shut not up brood Of evil passions in
your bosom; like enra.ed scrpcnts, they
will bite their cage.
Poverty frequently imposes a species o!
meanness upon men, more disgusting to
themselves even than it is to others.
Has the tide of events" anything to do
with the "currcnt Of public opinion" that
is flowing:
Aioh using SlaSScS Oh inc nose, you See
an object single; from using them under
the nose you sec it double. E... ~.
To lover there are but two places in all
the world-sne where lis sweetheart is, and
the other where she isn't.
\ man in love may be likened to fly in a
spiders web, entangled by one of the most
fragile substances, yet the most difficult
from which to escape.
An article announcing the dccease Of a
person, says, "lIis remains were committed
attended by his friends"
\ lazy fellow begging aluis, said he could
not find bread for his family Nor L. re.
piled an industrious lscchanic i a,n OBJ.
liged to work for it,
Better to be alone than in bad company.