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Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

No. IS Cedar at. y. Y.
DEAR
InclOsed ind t25. for which aerd box
CaphHle Pills" SrHd address Of Rev. WR &. IN
Ter, Re yn0ldshuFR. Franklin Co. Ohio.
Your Pills work like charm-~curs Headache aImosS
ins'nnIrr.
Truly yours,
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Purify the Blood
M0FAT'S VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS
And Phoenix Bitfers.

ETIHE high and envied celebrity which theEe pre-
emmett Medicines have acquired for their inE alu-
rendered the usual PRACTICE Of putting only
unnecessary, but unworthy OF them
IN ALI. CASES
of Asthma, Acute and Chronic rheumatism, Affections
of the BIa ldcr and kidneys
BILIOUS FEYERS AND oliver COMPLAINTS.
In the South AMI West, where these diseases prevail
they will be found invaluable Planters. farmers and
others, who once these Medicines will after
wards be wtheRt them
BILLInCs C;IfoLIC. sEROUS LOOSEN NESS. PILES,
COSTIYENESS, COLDS AND COUGHS. CHOlIC,
CORRUPT HCMORS. nROPSIES,
DFsPETsIA-No person with this distressing disease
should delay using these Medicines immcdi lately.
Eruptious of the Skir, Erysipelas, Flatulency
FKvER AND AGUE.-FOr this SCodrge Of the Western
country these Medicines will be found safe speedy ami
certain remedy. other medicines leave thc~ysts sub
iocI return of the disease; by these medi-
ctnes is permanent
FoCLSEsS OF ttNFIENIo<.
GESER Al. DEBILITY. 5OrT, GIDDINESS. G RAVET.,
Hcdaches, of every kind Inward FUver, ,nfiammatoTy
Rheumatism Impure Blood, Jaunlicc Lss tf Appetite
AERcURIAL BIsEASs-Never fails eradicate entirely
povcrful prepst-a tiDn of Sarsd Tarilla-
NItI T SWEATS, NERVOUS DEBILITY. NERVOUS
COMPLAINTS, or ALL KiEIs ORGANIC AFFECTl'}S
PTI-The original pruDrict>r OF these Medicines WAS
cured Of Piles of % years staining by the use Life
Medicines alone.
PAINS in the "a! Slr. Back. Limbs Joints, UrganF.
RIrEr Th,ss, afflicted m .lIis terrible disease
will be nr rrjiti by the life Medicines
Rush OF Blood to the Ioad sc''rvy salt Rhoum Swell
sCRoFrrA KINGS EvII in its worst forms. Ulcers
Of every description.
WORKS. OF all kin!s are eTsctually expelled by these
Medicines Parents will do well N a'Rl:n'stcr thom
their existence is suspected Relief will be
cor tain.
The Life Pills ard Phenix Bitters
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Wanted,
New Publications.

THE ELEcTRoK, by W. C. Richards. A Tsle-
u crap =ic Epic for the Times.
1.-TWO MHIIoSs,'' By VIM. Allen Butler author Of
it Nothing to Wear
TRUE TO TIN AAsT or Alone on the Wide Wide Sea- by
A s. Roh, author of the Star and the Cloud "a Long
Look Ahead !" Ac.
AGNES by the author of ttIda May''
LIVE THoUGHTs, by Henry Ward Beecher.
GEMS SPHRGEoN, Collection Of his Anestproduc-
tions.
TIMOTHY TIrcoMB's LETTERS YOUNG PEOPLE.
MIXES SFANDIsR ond other Poems new Velume By
Professor Jongfellt w.
Per e.Ie A. the NRw ROOK grozR.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Silver Eoan,

A NEW and Excellent Article for cleaning aIl.
~ yer and Plated Ware just reooivce az
Dec 1880 No. 3 WILLIAMS BLOCK,
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
FURs! FURsI!

TTighest market price paid for all kinds of shiI
II ping furs. lmRr. l5-fu.l A. STRAUSS
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
MRS. ROBINsON's CERTIFICATE.

VKRHuN, TrumbalI Co.. o., March 1858.
Th Is certifiVs that avcbc in very health for
years md found little relief after nTuying
Ier Of physciaps My disease I'ruapsis Uterr
hat- been reduced by that AMI Flour Albus until
bec6 ulcrrcd To a considerable extent. BY the adv
T. G. W. Bushnell rUrTrctl and took hotties
ofaT lallS Ct rnr tiicrr which enabled loutte I
tor husband in hs last sickness until he died, which
about yr since. have tSeu three bottles 81
his icath, which Las de able 70 lahnr and pport
family three children he CatholicGn has nearly
restored hrs hh IL the only thing that has mti-
gated my suffering for which, feel very grateful.
MARY Z. ROBINSON.
For sale by NJ. L. STARR BRn. DclBgRrc BESJ WILL
HAMS Delhi [. II. HYDE K SON, EasI ank J. R1G-
HAN, Lewis Centre; 3 CURRAN, Ashley J. WINTER
MITE, Norton and by Medicine Dealers generally. For
Med icincs address, Il b. kINGSIEY
August II '6o-HIy. Cleyelad Agent for Ohio,
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

Competition the Life Trado.''
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

H. c. srALpIse.
You Will prnse m two Of Your C~Phac
PiIls. Sead Them inmrdiatelY.
Resp Pretfuiy yours
JN'-. y. RINONS.
r.S-I used box Of your Fills and and 'hsIA
exerllGHt
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

AGEyrr yicAlssox & soS and Nj. L. sTARR & TKo
delaware, ho. Nov. ,'6O-sly
For sale in Delaware by NJ. t. STARR Bro. Druggist
No Williams Block. July 20-t1v.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
- JOHN z. LAE1MIER
TAKES this opportunity 70 inform
the citizens q Dela~aFs andi's Eiein-
Piano-Fortes and Melodions

and that be is opening Ware-room on SanduFky
street. opposite the Williams Blsck, where can be found
. good assortment Of PiANo-FORTES AND MEI.OnI0NS
OF ILLS OWN MANUFACTURE, and generals q ssortment
Of MUSICAL. AlERCIIASDIZE:-
Thankful tho liberal patronage he has Away re-
csived the citizens OF Delaware and its vicinity
he hopes by honorable and fair business transactions
20 merit a ntinuance Of the same.
Rz-Oid Pianos rebuffed and the made good as
new by prastble workman PianO-FoFtes and Aelo
dtOns repaired.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
GraRenberg Family NKedi.
cines Retail PRICES


H o NJ E T T. S T NJ o y Y.
HARTFORD, Trumbull Co, O., March I, 81.
thereby certify that have been dealing in the Graf
fcnberg Medicines for tho past year and truly say
that have never offered any medicines to the pubic
people tn thcs,, particularly the Pills and Catholicon
They will readily perform all and more than is promised
them have sold about fifty bottles Of the Gatholi
con the past season and hear the 6cs results ia every
Read What pr. Fl shncl says Of the Grachbcrg Medi
cnes- Ir. b. physician extensive practice. and
of the successful in county CTrumbul) in
This critics that have used the tsrafenbcrg Pills and
Marshall Caholicon, sold here by J. H. C. Johnson in
s ce to my entire nR q W R12F faSE 2Ta '
II tlord, Trumbull county. O.. March, 1857.
HEALTH OF AMERICAN WOMEN.
From the NetV York Daily Necs, (Editoral-)
Ne desire call attention to letter from l'r josh
F. Bridge, The Health of American Women, in
another coumu. He treats the subject in able
ner aR his skill and medical judgment may be relied
Eyna The Albany Morning Express.
a Harshals Uterine Cathalicon has proved TO be fully
vaua BILE as it claimed 10 be in many severe tests
md by .Aclical gentlemen and others Dr. Bridget
regular ply OF very fine aitanments man Of great
udgm mt and discrimination, ajudictous and highly sue
ssful pctiNncr, in all diseases, especially those Of
Momen and children
FROM PHYSICIANS.
Nlrshall's Uterine Cathocon will certainly curoal
the descacs for which it is recommended. -
=, There is no uledcine like it in this country"
= In the worst eases thai have with, MarshalPs
Utsrinc tat hoIicnn is u ccrtaiRond safe remedy
MARSHAII'S UTERINE CATHOIICON
s unhcsitatingly offered as reiabe remedy for
complaints to which every woman Is liable, and which
.link talk work becomes alike Of suffering,
IL mSssbility. Among the cOmpla ntsior which the
CathAl a remedy Falling Of the Womb Whites
suppressed, Irregular Painful MenstruStOn, BlOating
Iul- and Disease nf the Kidneys Urinary
Organs Retention ncOntintDcc Of CrIne, Heartburn
Costivencss, Nervousness Paintings, PaPitations,
Cramps Disturbed Sleep. and all troubles, organic
sympathetic, connected with the uterine ore gans.
Ladies who troubled with any the above symp-
toms, with spine, liver lung complaints ted
to address T. RrdcC, with full confidence that they will
find relief MarshaIis Uterine CathncOn a quack
medicine but it's ingredients have hecp known 70 the
Medical Colleges, and they at the service Of any
pcctablc physician III tho country,
The price # MARSuII'S UTERINE CRTHoIICoSi One
lar and half per single bottIe.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

WEST BEDFoRP. Coshoctnn Co., q. May Il, 1887.
Mr. II. b. kINGSIEY-Sir have been selling the
medicines Of the Graelberg Company for the last ten
" and have invariably found them give good
faction. The Pills have sold to great many families
regular their tea and coffee with they
have bee staple article.
HI1rShaIs Uterine Catholic prepared by Dr.
r0v medicine that has great amount OF good
lc Complaints tIle lay snid q
she had received more benefit from bottle of the Gath
ulicun she long course OF med
mcnt by the mostskfu physicians.
YOHrS truly JAS. WIMS0M.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
200 PlOws, 1000 Plow Shears,
For Sale.

uAyIEG improved the PlOws manufacture
I1 heretofore at the
FOUNDRY AND MACHINE SHOP,
am now offering the following
No. 5, Long Patent Cast Plowe. ....... Sc, 90.
No. 4, E" " " . $50
No. /, {" I" - Corn plows at A. 90
The above stocked with the very best material
aud well painted and ground.
Combination Plows with steel mould board, wrought
Cutter and with Clovis for sI2 without Cutter and
Clevs for $40.
Farmers will nnd il to their interest TO buy their
Plows and Pow Points Of the manufacturer and by
doing give employ yment TO their own mechanics.
Delaware March Is, '6I-ttf. J. c. EvAN5
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
r.. R. SMITH

ATTOR NE:Y AT LAW.
WILL give prompt attention 70 all business
wv entfustc to him
UIfcc No. 5, Williams Block. Up stairs.
Delaware, Jan. Is, 'G1.-ftf.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Lime! ! LimeI LimeI
Competition the Life Of Trad,

Competition the Lie OF Trade
YYAVING understood that other parties are SELL
II Ing lime AZ nnaiHdtty lower ratee than myself,
edetermned "n reducing my prices and hereby In
form my old customers and the public that shall soil IL
low t be had I'm the vicinity. while they may
rely upon getting Ja measure and superior GTtieIe
.5 Pure White Lime,
At my KSns GAe SctOaO RSrer " WAae Sulphur
a1fioR, the Springfield NJ Vernon PIasbWT0 RoiI
road, and m'los West Of DELAwARE, ONO.
-1 A SUPPLY CONsTANTkY ON hand.
This Lime las boen extensively used for several yeaFs
end 10 universally considered
The Best Lime In the State.
II will be delivered the cars Of the 8. Nj V. p.
ta. at n Switch, when desired. -
addressedto the undersigned Wlrecsive prompt
Rentios. RICHARD O0LviN,
ply 90. White Sulphur, Delaware Co. o.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

From the Examiner, SoyfrIk, Ia.
They have tested n than a thousaud ease
With entire SUCCESS
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Cutlery.

TgINE. Ivory and Bone Handle Table Knives
y Fine Rpeet Knives RazOTs scissors Of tho most
approEednz viii be found selling chfnV at the
JeWeIry Store Of {. PLATT.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Finn n, E,ou,uer. Norfs1E. Ia.

CsrhAIie Pills a~cn1ApIEh ohj-et W they
made. viz, Cure hendAehe In all its fprnS.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Rnnairinu

A IL kinds Of work pertaing to the Watch and
"a Jevulry business Vii ba 'l6c in the best manner
California Gold made up order Sewing machines r.
paired at No ) Williams Block by
Junc1 ,'6O.stf. G. ILATT.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Iruly you're
YrsrLANrr, MICH, Jan. IL, I9s'.
Mn. SPALDIEG.


long I o you for a box or CephaHe Pills
af SrrvauH ilrndAehe aud COSTenFKE. and
reesivrd Ihe and they had good effect that
induced 81 aend for
Please send by mail. Direct
A. Il. WHEELER.
YpAliAnt, Mich
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
,(TN V0SNvMsG SVSlSYEHSS,J

there are many cases where disease long allowed
10 remain uuchecked ed system and slight cSugh,
regarded at FIRST simply an Anuoyance ea"es oht)
life of the lent. An state Ot tns ooo
lhroug debilitatio of the lungs fills the system with
morbid huors aud pUatioR becomes ieeor or accrer
ated Eeverish intcnSity-the heart. liver, an6 kd
neYx separately performing functions Of vial necessity
we'll being imposed in their regular achsll-
the digestive organs faer in their task and refuse e
perform process Of separating the nutrtnus eeen b
from food and the whole mental behg is well nigh read
to burden Of life. The patient 81 afflicted
Complication or disorders and often
medication. from his thorough dis
belief in any prospect Of care. To such
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
NJ. D. VAN HORNE

may all times be found the Music Store and will
give Instructions the Violin and Noncello, furnish
String Music Exhibitions social Gatherings, and
write marx Visiting Wedding or ProfesEi0nal Cards
Prices reasonable. June 20, go -
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Foreipn and pomestic Fruitn.

on BoxOs Layer Rasins SO half 4 quarter boxes do
GO 20 boxes Valencia R1isins loo bu. Dried Apples
Peeled and unpeeled Peaches, Gran berries, 6e.
In store and for sale by
Feb S'6I L. r. HILLS SON
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

o, Il. McELROX,

TTORNE AT LAW.
omce: No. 5, Williams ,ek Up stairs.
delaware, Jan. Is, '6l.- II
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
RuiIdinR NKatariaIa.

SW4ANAA4A6 8sA1OUAAsAAHs
TKTE have made arrangements such 90 Willon.
WW able uA TO furnish
DOORS, SASH AND BLINDS,
of a quality superior to nything have ever had
MANUFACTURERS PRICESt
Sash oiled With Glass and Painted constantly hand
al less than they usually cost.
March IA, '50-@u c. d. POTTER 90.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

II. C. SPALDINe. EEr 81
wish elrcnArs large show bills. IN hring
your Cpphale Pills particularly heore my custom
II you have anything Of the kin1 P!eIse sand n
One of customers. who Is subject tn severe Sick
Headache. usually lasting days. cured % n
attack in one hour by your Pulls, which seRt her,
Respectfully yours,
W. b. WILKES.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
From aAe Adreyts.er, Erorsdencs, RI

II you are or hare troubled with 1hr hsndAeie
send box cephAlIe Flls that you may have then
in Of attack.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10

Anyof the above PIows can be had with other Steel
Cast shears both may be desirsd; and will be
sold manufacturers prices for cash without Rddien
for freights.
Feb ~ c. c. CHAMBERLAIN.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
FOR 8AG.R.

R LARGE COMFORTABLY REB~
a. ~ fDENCE, on Main street, contain -
&i ing rooms besides Bathing Room, wash,
Room and Cellar.
Also IIH acres Of land, House and Barn, EAsesids
Of the river. Il ]. RARHEY.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Wanted.

Wanted.
10O TONS Of old scrap Iron, for which I oil
4OO pay one cent per pound in Foundry Ware
Old Scrap Copper, Old Scrap Brass,
'' - Zinck, =" 4" Lead
viii take Wood and Produce in exchange Castings
and Work.
Delaware March Il, 'Gf.-fii, J c. EVANS.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
window Glass

TUsT received good stock of the Best city
q Brands, and for sals lCw by
Dec 2, .@tt C. c. CHAMBERLAIN. b.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
New OrIeans Sugar

A FEW Hhds very choice new crop Louisiana Sugar
~ IN Ttorc and for sale at lowest market RATES.
Feb g. 6I X. f. HILLS SON
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
GARDEN SEEDS.

TUgT received, a large stock Of FRESH GAR
% DEN SEEDS, from the most celebrated seed Gar
dens in the United States aud England put In small
packages.
Also large stock OF Fiold Seeds, put up I'm pound
packages. Also q large stock Of Peas, by the pint,
quart bushel OF the earliest and best vAFietesall
Of which will be sold At low prices.
March 10, 'oI-ftE c. c. CHAMBERLAIN.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
JWsT RNGE1VED,

DAsTN5, Prunes, Figs, Dates Currantg, Gtron,
na Stewarts n. L. fine favored Candies. Havana and
Principe Cigars fine Chewing and Smoking Tobacco
By the pound - dec21 ". :. LITTLE.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
Just Received,

A MOTHER lot of Solid Bored Tubeing for chai
IA Pumps anH for conducting water, = t02 inch Dor
sept 9, 'j9-"tr {. c. CHAMBERLAIN
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10


box fcsphAiIe Fls that you may have them
in case Of an attack
From tie AdueTtiser, ErOrideT'ce, r. l.
The CcphaIio Pills are said a remarkably sFertve
rr-dy r the h1aaehe and one Of the very best for mat
very frequent Plaint which has been discovered
FFow Ae WesteTn r. r. Gazette, CAioaOo, M.
heartily endorse MT spAldag. and his unrivalsd &c
phAie Pills.
Frons tie Kan0sOha VaIley Star, Ks|aarha, To-
We are that suffering with the headache,
who Try them, will stick to them.
From GAe SoEGAeTn Pash Finder, NelV Orleans, La.
Try them you that afflicted and We that
testimony be added TO the already list
that had received benefits that other medicine can Pro
duoe.
From GAe st. Louis Democrat.
Theimmense dsmand for the article CCePhAie PinD
rapidly InSfeasing.
From the GaFetie, Davenport, Lotrd.
Mr.. Spading would hs with article
he did KNOW possess real merit.
From 0s Adrstiser, FrOrideace, R. l.
The testimony their favor is srOng.from the most
From the DGily NeuCs, NeWrort, r. T.
CephAlic Pilssre taking tho place Of all other kinds
Frr4a TIE Commercial Bulletin, Boston, Mass.
said 10 be very emeaeIous for the headache.
FEous the COuaacrciaI. Cincinnati, o.
unerinE humanity can now be relieved.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
BELLE vERxoS, O., Jan. Is, 1851 .

RI. G. EPALpIEG, ESQ. -..
PlrRse find ipcosed twenty-five for which %epd
another box OF your Crphao Pills. They truly the
Direct A.STOYER. Pm.
Belle Vernon, W ynnd0l Co., o.
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
The Life Pills ard Phenix Bitter
= RrrrIrNr RInnd


And thus remove all disease from tht sy -teH.
Il
DIR. WILLIAM I3. NIOFFAT,
5 Broadway, corner of Anthony Strrrt New York
Fer sale by all druggists. lJunC q 60 ely
Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1861-05-10
GINS Combination Steel Plows.

TUgT received the largest stock oE steel Plows
81 Brought this market, among which may be found
the following, viz
Giirs Combination General Use Plow;
20 Sol q
g. TOosc Ground
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1861-08-30
TESTIMONIAL NO. 6.

The military editor of the New York Su,7dav Auos
testifes on behalf of the Seventy-rst, Fifth Sixth
Seventh, Twelfth Sixty-ninth Regiments the bene-
stroke.''
As a protective against and remedy for dysentery,
diarrhea, fever and ague, bilious, yellow other
1everS, and Of the effects of miasma unwholesome
ter; and excessive heat; general inYigorant and
restorative; also an external application for
reducing the inflammation of wounds. the Relief in
tallible When administered internally it instantly
arrests main
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1861-08-30

Embroidery, &C,

couple hundred dozen of Ladies White Cot
ton Hose at 64 cents pair, and about hundred
dozen that worth little more Every thing in
that department keep, besides many other articles
that have not room to enumerate. Suffice It to say
that my stock is ascompete any in and thatmy
prices all right 1t is this fact that gave rise to
the incident alluded to in the following
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1861-08-30
TO TIE PUBLIC At HOME.

The use of Radway's Ready Relefis CT equrI impor-
keep supply ofitin the house. It can be used for
70 many complaints ard ailments, and will all cases
give cas- and comfort to the sufFares
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1861-08-30
WATERFOWL REPUBLICAN.
Is Truth Stranger than Fiction.

n 4 Yankee pedler who stopped in coffee
house to refresh himself o,:c hot day, heard
very strange old gentleman remark, IN
an answer to a friend who had been relat-
ing some marvellous story, said to be true,
truth is stranger than fiction ?" So Jona-
than stepped up and slapping the aston
ished gentleman on the back said ::
YOU re mistaken right thar, old boss,
faint so-and to prove it I'll wager you
julcps for the crowd that / can tell you
one fiction that'll just go ahead Of any truth
YOU ever heard tell on"
Good" said the old gentleman, 'IG
like to hear any fiction that can 60 ahead
Of Christopher Columbus
a "Pshaw /. Christopher Columbus Amt a
circumstance, said jonathan, "but here
goes"
,"Once was standing by big river in
Sahary desert that was dried up. The sun
shone 50 alfred hot, that | was obliged to
tie my handkerchief over my eyes to keep
from bein' e blinded; and as | was stand
ing there, | happened to look down the
river, and seed a big boat without any
bottom come foatin' up stream with a hull
lot of fellers on her, one Of EN- had no eyes
another no arms, another no legs, and the
last chap in the stern Of the boat had nc
mouth Gosh never seed such sight
before | was skeered Ike blazes- and
just stood and looked at EN-.
Presently the chap as had no eyes look
ed down, saw three cent piece at the
bottom of the river, and the fellow who
had no arms bent over and picked it up,
then handed it to the chap who had nc
legs and he jumped out of the boat waded
to the shore, went to grog shop that
wasn't there. bought pint Of whisky and
handed it to the feler as had no mouth,
and he drank it up and al the rest got
drunk-and the last seed Of EN- the fellel
as had no mouth was Singin, Hail Co
lumbia - while the chap what had no leg;
was dancin the no eyed-chap was read.
in text in the psalm-book, and the fellel
what had no arms was elappin' his hand:
and wav'in his hat like blazes-and left
just about that"
''Juleps for the crowd, and charge tc
me? % reared the old geG tleman, as be bel
ted out of the back door.
The impenetrability Of the rhinoceros
hide is stated by recent English hunters t.
be fable, which arose solely from The
fact that walking sticks and whip-stoukI
as hard as horn are prepared from it by ;
tedious process among the natives of coun
tries which this animal inbabits A com
mon buckshot will in reality 90 through
the hide with perfect ease. We recolect
the same invulnerability asserted of the
alligator, and have disproved it by killing
the monster with charge of bird shot
fired into his right side, through the heart
the eye and the vent are always mentioned
rs his only mortal spots.
"A daughter of the author of the Stal
Spangled Banner was compelled recently
to permit her house to be searched by the
Baltimore police for secession arms.
1t is stated that the potato disease
has again made its appearance in some sec
tons in the eastern part of Maine.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1861-08-30
TAKEN INTERNALLY,

it will in few minutes relieve the most pains
occasioned by Diag7he0, Cholera Nordus Cote, Ferer
and -4yue, Sick HeadGcbe, HjGrJur7s, Cramps
Spasms, Pain IN the Stomach and Bosgeis Pain in
the Kidneys and Bladder, GidaaeSS, Melancholy, Hys
tcrcs, Bilious Colo, WealesS, LecHeSS o. SPIRITS
Sickness at Stomach, and will with few times using
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