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Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

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To the county in any State sending us
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by the first Of January next, we will
present 4 NEW IRON FIELD PIECE,
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handsomely mounted on wheels, with cais-
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perfect order. Ii is FIVE FOUNDER,
and will wake % sleepy Democrat twelve
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PATENT SEWING MACHINES.
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Subscriptions can commence at any
time Address, ..'
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Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12
The " oeklv Plain Dealer

on the frs, day Of January next. 1t will
be enlarged to Double Royal size, and
will contain Thirty. six Columns Of close
ly printed reading matter. 1t will contain
all the current news and readable misceE,
lang of The day -such as Photographic
Reports, Markets, Taes and Jokes. aud
will aim to be ONE OF THE BEST
FAMILY NEWSPAPERS in the WEST.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12
PITY THE POOR.

.... 0, pity the poor,
The starving poor.
The poor so thiniy clad @..s .."
= .. For the winds are cold,
So piercing cold,
They must be suffering aud sad.
Don't ask if they're good
Nor say that you 'wonid,'
If you "only knew who they are y
They have theft sorrow;
No hope Of Tomorrow
Give them, lis better, by far.
0, how they implore,
Standing at the door, r
For only piece OF bread;
See how they shIver,-4.r~-. 2
t>F.a Msreiful Giver! .a1A~-a.A. +
They say, "Mother is dead.
1t may not be true,
No matter to you, n
They are hungry, cold and sad;r !.
So relieve their wants,
pray you, this once,
And make their sorry heart. glad.
m They were once innofenr 7 Z
so ' But have been misSert,-
Perhaps, led by want asiray;
It's hard to he good,
sa Even when you would 49,
.gs Upon the world, cas-. away, \ il.
Q, pity the sad,
Be kind TO the bad
The beggars that seek your door;
Treat them tendery,
Speak to them Kindly
IT'S not o sin to be poor
Winter grows colder,
Hanger grows holder,
And pinches the soul within;
But Charityis mild
AS u loving child,
And sottens the heart Of sin.
All Of one FATHER,
sr' Let us say" Brother
For this is the right we know;
The hungry to feed,
And she blind TO lead,
%, Thus liz hten the pangs of voc.
Ncrciful FATHER ....
Let not our brother
Go hungered from door to door;
Nor let our sister,
With no one TO love her,
Be cast on the worlds rough shore.
But let charity seek
r Fer all those that weep,
From cold, and hunger, and grief;
And lay up store,
To n At aNrrmOrS
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

The wind is unseen, but il cools the
brow of the fevered Que sweetcns the
summer atmosphere, and ripples the sur
face OF the lake into silver spangles OF
S'esuty. So, goodness Of heart, though
invisible to the material eye, makes its
presence felt; and from it's effects upon
surrounding things, we are assured of its
existence
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Several nice young gentlemen wen; to
the residence OF young damsel to give
her a serenade. After some time, the
servant stepped out and walking up to
one Of them exclaimed: My friend, the
folks are all absd; you can't get a cent
here tonight"
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12
SEVEN YEARS!
TUE seven yesvs Of unrivalled success attcndipa
Cosmopolitan Art Association. :.

b."
a.. -.
cosmopolitan ART Association .
have made il a household word throughout av.,v,
nuart.r N, the Cuuutr IVY
Irlor the anspirp: 81 Abs nounIar I.;,. re
over three hunllrrl thousand h,nps Lav. lnaru. -,
appr.ciateby beautiful r,rj<. Of AFT ON ,heir IN.
ana ,hui % literat. re- an thcir t.bIs H.. -, -
Gifts deriy,i from, b.cn.,irg :, a.. h., ;I,cr
Suiscrjntions orn now bning ,.c.i,.d i, ra,:
unpar,llrIe led with thai IS An, ,rpyi1is var
,,rn,,, 81, ,,.,,,,,,,rr,,,
ii."2 We +, ~ ~! peiHoo Can
''"n'e "t i'r pf S"''s'''"ii5 SAEt" ''"It"fs I"f
"h'u" WI T" 'nr, WILL villa '' ',', , -,
az ''eo ana 9oie'p 7'e"i engraving 90 %
ih'hTS' "i'!''o1'
:: FaIstaE Mastering his Feeruits."
2d-une cgtv ora yes, of that el ,,,ntIv iliu,
'f'te,1 m'Saz'hv' ii ="
., r.,.;'.,'
Gallery of p,,in,I,y. bis Rrnsdwty n " '1Np
In addition to the shove benefits. there will be
given 10 subsaribers as sr,tuitou, nremiumx oyer
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12
HAIL TO TIE UNION !
The lrrepressible Conflict
+ ~ lnaugugated!! -.
rnc Doslar DeaIer for IsGi.
otR MorTo.--". Onwa,d AID Jp9srd.'
Our EMBLEMs.-The 4m17cau Eag!e and
Fhe Stars and Stripes.

e. We will join oursclf 70 no Party
That will not follow the Elag and keep step
t. the Music o. the Union. STD. e.. =
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Life, we are tod, is a iourney-and
to see the way in which some people eat,
you would imagine they we're taking in
provisions TO last them the whole length
Of the Journey.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Isaac, can you describe a bat p Eyes
Sir, he's flying insect, about the size Of
. stopple, aas India-rubber wings and
shos-string tail; he sets with his eyes
shut, and bits like the devil.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

A young lady generally Losses her
freshness by mingling with fashionable
society, as bright stream does by ming
ling with the sea
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

"A California jury. III a suicide case,
. short time since, found the following
sensible verdict: I've the jury, find the
deceased was fool -
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Happiness must arise from our own
temper and actions, and not immediately
from any external condition.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Time never passes SO slowly and te.
diously as to the idle and listless The
best cure for dizziness is to keep busy.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Infants fpuad on the doorstsps in Phi
ladelphia are significantly called step
children
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

teeth at least can boast Of palslsl resi-
dencs.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Why is a muff like a fool? Becaase it
holds a lady's hand without squeezing 1t.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

-Shoemakers and mlt&pen make good
sailors. because they ara used to working
at the pumps.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12
Shingles !---s4s,s.c /!

1 CHOICE LOT or BLACK WALNUT SWIM.
y Giles for sale at raIucai prices Also. prime
article Of LIE y constantly On hand and Tor sale
cbAsp. Enquire Of
afT2i A. HAAS.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

He that makes an idol Of his inter.
eat, will make tnsrtyr Of lis integrity.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Where love is, there 10 no labor; aud
If there is labor, the Iabo" is love.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Brave actions are the substance Of
life, and good sayings the ornament Of it.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12
Eren--I'l0sagh Steel.

lust received by the steamer Erigrant 10.
y Of Iron aud Plough Steel Of all sizes. For sale
at the hardware store OF s..
iune2 4. 5ROAINiRk
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Little drops Of rain brighten the mes.
dows: ana little acts Of kindness brighton
the world.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Vanity Fair thinks that q link that
could be easily broken ia Stewards Lin
colnism.
Sioux City register. [volume] (Sioux City, Iowa) 1858-1871, 1861-01-12

Dig but deep enough, and under all
earth runs|water, under all life runs grief.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
THE MAILS.

New Orlssns-Tri-w weekly-A1rivcs
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sun
days at G pm. departs Mondays,
Wednesdays & Saturdays at am
Texas Nails--Tri- weekly-Arrivcs
Tuesdays. Thursdays and satur-
days at PM Departs Mondays,
cdnesdays and Fridays at a. IN.
Arkansas Observation-Disclosures
Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays
at6p.m. departs Tuesday, Thurs
days and Saturdays at 4a.ln.
Monroe Mail--Daily-Arrives daily
at AIN. Departs.daily at > y. VI.
Albany Mail-Semi- w eek kly-Ar-
rives Tuesdays aaM Saturdays at s
p. III. Departs Mondays and Fii-
days at s a. IN.
Natchitoches Observation-Disclosures.
Thursdavsat 12m. Departs Thur
days at l p. m.
Office hours-Erom to II a. m; from
2to 6 pm.
Sundays, from to 9 am.
II. HINSICkER, +, N.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
'l'hte / Daily News.
TO PUBLISHERS OF NE VS.
PAPERS.
F0rSa1e.

1. E. Hoe & Cs.'s Patent Single
Cylinder Printing Machine, bsd
36x54, with Rollers and Roller Mould,
complete in good running order, near
ly new Cost $1,000 in New York.
Price $3.50. .
Ruggle's Improved Printing Ed
gine.. Prints half sheet cap Cos:
s4OO: $3.50. In good running order.
! Also, 1000 lbs Agate, 1000 lbs Bre
vier, 200Olbs Bourgoise, 1900 lis
Long Primer, 1900 lbs Small Plea,
1000 lbs Plea t. 10000 lbs Fancy
Type, all kinds and sizes; so fonts
W ood letter, all which will be sold
in Lots to suit purchasers.
1 r. Hoe & Co.'S Bed and Platen
Power Printing Machine, Isaac
Adams Patent) Platen 26x4o.
The best book press made; in per.
feet running order for hand or steam
power. Cost at the manufactury
$4,000. Price s140O.
Together with Imposing Stones
Racks, Stands, Gases, Cabinets, Gal
leys, Composing Sticks, Leads, Brass i,
Rule. Large Iron Safe, WildeY's
Patent Desk, Chairs, Tables, Gas
Fittings, and every article needed
about a first class newspaper estab-
lishment. any os all Of which can b..
had at,3G per cent. discount, below
the original cost at the maslufactory
When the present duty OF "a per
cent on all goods of this description
from the North is taken into consid-
Grafton, the Advantages ofthissot}er
will be readily perceived by pur-
chasers.
Apply to the type Foundry and
! Paper Warehouse of
GEO. HI. VINTEN.,
No. lo5 Poyaras Street, Ncze Dr.
leans.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
I- Only $50. ~

Terms Establishing 50 etrxa
Printers know the effects of taking
proofs on the hand press The pro-
cess being not only slow, but injurious
both te>tle press and the type
This press "bviatcs all these disad-
vantages. 1t might also be used to
print small bills.
1t is made light for transportation,
weighing not over rs pounds, the bed
being made of seasoned inch plank
1t can be placed on atable Or box, and
requires but little room. Pc
Printers. visiting Shreveport are
requested to call and see the press.
fE Address H.: DICKINSON,
|, -'sa ,-se Shreveport. La
Papers publishing the above will
be entitled, to IL deduction of ten POI
cent. in case they purchase ,-f
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05

Portable Steam Engines with or
without wheels. Stationery Steam
Engines with double hue boilers.
Circular Saw Mills ct tue most mod
ern and improved construction. We
challenge the trade to produce a bet
ter or more effective article at Il less
price. Cotton Gin and Grist Mill
Skating. .
Circular Saws
burrows Corn and Elaslring Mil-
Straub Corn Mills. .
India Robber Betting
Woodwruth Planning and Matching
Machines.
Artesian Well Tools ana Pipes fur
nished to order. ..s ... bal. p ...
Steam Guages, Whistles, &c,
and every description of Plantation
and Railway Machinery. Sd
Send and get an illustrated cata-
logne Of our Machinery. free by mail;
all we ask is a preference at the same
price with equally good Northern
Works. Address Z. NJ. lVENS;
/ No. 53 4St. Charles ST., n. O.. ID
No. 3---ly g4 ss.s4s. ~ Nssi "a.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
Mansfield Female College
DESuTO PARISH |

UESOTO TARlSH Ia.
Hhe Fall sessiomof this institution
4 will open on Wednesday, Pad
OctoberlSGl with full and efficient
Faculty. The domestic department
will bc under the Immediate superin-
,cudcuce of the President and his
lady, and every effort wiil'bc made
to promote the comfort Of those en-
trusted to their charge.
- Cotton. prOrisjons, Co,yerserate
Bonds or Treasury aotcs takcu in luy
mcmt ot' Boar| and T@iIna. ..
For other information, Address.
CUAS. Il. STUART, President.
Mansfield, La.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
FINE ARTS:

Miss. Lula Mackie will take plea
sure in giving instructions on the
Piano Forte, in Draw ing, Painting OF
various kinds, Embroidery, Wax
flower making, Leather-worll &c
Those wishing to take lessons in any
of the branches mentioned, Will please
call and see Miss. NJ. at the residence
ct Mr. II. w. Rhodes. ........... ..
a9-4t.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
Particular Attention.

Items or advertisements intended
tnr lie Duly -Ncus, must be handed
in prior to four clock. Il. VI. other.
s''ise they will not appear ia our issue
u. the following morning.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
4. w: M7LLER's @
Ice Cream and Soda Water
S A LOO n i.

On Texas Street, between Marke. &
Edward, at Mrs Wells cid Stand
Takes pleasure to inform ladies
and gentlemen, thathe has re-opencd,
and keeps on hand, besides the above,
confe and fruits, etc, ard
would be pleased to receive (. visit
from his former patrons.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
d. d. O'BHIEN,
Newspaper Advertising

COLLECTING AGENT.
Office corner Canal St. and LAch&ncr
Place, No. 8,
New ORLEANS, ia.
Weekly City Correspond dence in
English, Freacll, German aud Span
ish Languages, furnished on moder-
ate terms. 81.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
MISCELLANEOUS.
~ IN
Texas Stage & Livery Stable,

-" 1li|am 81. opp"si/c kAc Inran.
-. duh Ho<el. s...
Y1Ni1E proprietor has been to great
L expense t" make this the ,nost
desirable Stable in the city, it is con-
T"aicnt to the Steam boat lan.ling.
Horses will be boarded by the day,
eek or month, on the most reasona-
b." terms. Persons visiting Shrere-
r":t or going to New Orleans, by
t""v!ng their horses at this establish
:h"nt, c'ia rest assured that they will
H~ w"ll attended to. Only give him
=. cai' ana satisfy yourselves. ~.
JOHN CALDWELL.
-, }9--ly -r..
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
Patested Jltnc Isl, 1861.
To Country Publishers.

i HE want of a cheap proof press
has long been felt by publishers OF
country papers and small job Offices
The undersigned knowing this from
experience, has invented press OF
this sort {silnilar to Hoe & Co.'S and
offers it to the craft as, the cheapest
in the market. Instead of solid
cast-irou cylinder, it is made of sheet
iren and filed, being a decided inn
provemcnt, as%it gives elasticity to
to the cylinder. The cost of an or
dinary proof press is $50, while this
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
THE SHREVEPORT
Weekly News,

Published ia the city of Shreve-
port, Parish Of Caddo, every Monday
morning at the low price of 50 So
The News will not be forwarded to
any address, until the subscription
money is received, as it is published
on the cash principle; and the terms
being put at low figures, will not ad-
init Of credit.
1t is the cheapest paper published
in the State, the sheet is "a by 3G in
chcs, and conlaius t'penty-cight col-
unaus IF rcu1ing matter, set in Said
type. The Weekly News is made
up Of the reading published in the
daily, and contains the latest news re-
ceived III Shreveport, and we'll Sc
hcted articles. In fact it is one of
;hc
BEST FAMILY PAPERS,
published in the South.
Specimen copies will he forwarsitd 4
to such as desire subscribing,
The columns will contain articles,
selected and original, which willprove
OF interest and tend to the welfare of
its readers. 1t will be devoted to the
interests of the South and internal
improvements iii the Parish and, Vi
cmity, Will receive the undivided at
tention Of the publisher,
The columns of the News will be
open to every person. Personal arti-
cles will not, under any circumstances,
(either rs communications or adver-
tisements,) hc published.
Correspondence is solicited from AL
sections.
JNO. DICKINSON.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05

L
t> s. ACE!
- .,.. CROOKES'S
Invigorating Aromatic Vegetable
St0anache Bi<ters,
EOR REyrORlNG & PRESERVING
HEALTH. t..r
Prepared from Aromatic Bitter Herbs
.UMbER THE AUSPICIES OF AA
-... EMINENT PHYSICIAN.
Are an agreeable and palatabIt
lavigorating Tonic, prepared from
Aromatic Bitter Vegetables, com
bined with Pure Spirit, improved
and perfected by. one of our venera-
bic and eminent physicians during a
practice Of thirty years, in the latter
part Of which he used those Bitter
Herbs, with unparalleled success, in
the treatment Of internal diseases and
for purifying the blood.
Mey stimulate and regulate the
functions of digestion; impart vigor
and tone TO the stomach; strengthen
the system, and are unequalled as a
purifier of the blood. By continuing
the use of a wine glass full morning
and evening, and before meals, for a
few weeks, they will afford conyin-
cling proofs Of their great medicinal
properties, and under the influence Of
their notwithstanding qualities, that
physical condition necessary to the
enjoyment Of Il sound body and mind
will soon be attained.
From their purifying influence,
the skin becomes steadily smooth and
bright, and they will gradually re-
move every trace of eruption or in
hammation from the face or body as
they progress in the publication OF the
blood.
Viewing them simply as a bever-
age, they equal in richness and deli
cacy Of flavor the finer grades OF
choice Champagne Wines-the bit
ter principle being only perceptible
whenfelt in the good work Of purify.
ing and inrigoratins.
For the use of old and young OF
both sexes they are admirably adap
ted, being grateful to the taste; Of al
exqisitely delicate favor-impartins
to the palate a soothing aromatic ct
feet, equdled only by its purity ant
richness.
! The following letter regarding the
purity and quality Of this Celebrated
Vegetable Tonic, from the eminent
and gifted physician and chemist
Victor E. Canning, so long and ia
yorably known III connection viii
the French Academy Of Science
speaks for itself .
MISUNDERSTANDING, Nea 3roodecay
New York, February 6, 1860.
! Mr.. H. NJ. Crookes:: Dear Sir
In accordance with your request o
the 10th ultimo, l have SUBJECTED
|sa,nple cs your Invigorating Aroma
tic Vegetable Stomach Bitters to
careful analysis and find tn e,n to b,
composed Of the essence of Aromatic
Bitter Vegetables Of ancient fame il
the medical. W osM yet l have nevc
before seen tlsem so we'll blended o
rendered SO pleasing to- tile sesse o
taste.
The Spirit used in their prepara
:ion I found to be- perfectly pure. ant
as free from, deletcrioiss. element a.
that procrea from tie natural juice
of tlae grare.
You doubtless had the assistance o
Inexperienced medical skill in perfect
ing SO excellent Il combination, as i
rarely occurs that. the bitter princi
pie, possessing SO much medicina
worth, is rendered 30 pal$table.
! Continue to prepare Your Stomacl
! Bitters, strictly i'll accordance viii
i the formula you havn already ader
l t.l .,Al tLnx- uan,,nt e. Z 4L, -.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
IRON RATINGS,

for galleries and balconies, which
will be sold at NAN NUEACYCERS
PRICES (addin-' transportation.
Purchasers are invited to call and
examine the various styles, at the
Southern Marble Works of
W. HEEON,
Corner Of Texas and Edwards SITS.
Ny Post Chiceis Shreveport, La.
no G-d1y. b.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
JNO. DICKINSON.
sections.

Ess Proprietor.
Papers publishing the above three
months, will beentiledto an exchange
for the Daily.
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
VickSj3glrC sun.

Published i'll NiclSbur@. Miss, by
!. :. Martin, ChaS. \. Cone, an,!
Geo. II. Elweli. Terms. SO per all
'i;a for the Daily; Weekly, s:'. The
Sun is the only paper in Vicksbuvs
published every day in the week.
Nl-uJ i-tf
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
IRON FENCING.

The undersigned having made ar
raMgcments with the manufac ct u1crs,
is now prepared to order every des-
cription of
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
IRDN FENCING.

suitable for enclosing buildings, gar,
dens, cemetery lots, etc, also
Shreveport daily news., 1861-09-05
NICTORE. ClIANNINC..

Connoiseurs in fine beverages and
those anxious to be relieved fro:A III
ward suffering are requested to test
their qualities fairly and impartially,
and give the public the benefit Of their
unbiased opinion .....s
CROOEES'S SINNIGORATING,
AROMATIC VEGETABLE STO-
MACH BITTERS are sold by Gro
GERS, Druggists and Dealers generally
throughout the country, and car be
had as a beverage at the principal
Bars and Saloons. sg, T., ....a,......
CROOKS. & CO. Sole Proprietors.
- ITO tTchoupitoulas St.. n. Orleans.
Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-03-04
Wntten Ton the Oinoinnau Pas
Blue Monday.l
NJ NJ A LIS M -.


The last mantle cobbler.
Motto for caulkers-pitch in.
The home board-husbands.
"A woNuan's~ stsy-law-her corset.
Feminine Observation-Disclosures.
Interesting yebus-A repeated kiss.
"A cold chop telling a tree in winter,
Popular s%piritua.l mediums-baikeepers
"A lofty mansion 1.-The mansion in the
skies.
The sum of South CaGOlina's wrongs
Sum-ter.
The worst mortgage on a mans life es-
tate is matrimOny.
The cause of the seeded South is q
vague-rant cause.
When persons stare at Others, they can
not be civil. eyes ed.
Ar artistic clothes-line-the last verse
of an elaborate poem.
Ne woman is so apt to fall as when she
believes herself entirely secure.
An appropriate tree TO plant at a dis
lance from ones house-a fir tree.
Women often may not be in the vein
but the vain is always in them.
Fond as Falstaff was Of women, he never
objected to their giving him the sack.
-PswnbrOkers should be attached to
actors, because they are addicted to spouting.
1t is very natural that a man who is fast
should often find himself in a tight place.
The prime dome of the opera are rarely
injured, yet they are constantly beset with
braves.
-Cobbler's Warning-what doth it profit
a man if he gain the whole world, and lose
his own soul2
If the Chsrlestonians attack Major An
derson, they will find him stubborn as a
Sumter mule.
What Spanish author would be the fav-
orite Of household domestics2 servant-ease
~(Cervantes).
Many women, like many stories, are too
good to be true. No woman is so kind as
after she has been guilty of deceit.
-Straws, with cobbler-drinkers, instead
of showing which way the wind blows, show
which way the wine flows.
The greatest iDducement for a husband
to do a thing, is for his wife to tell him, if
he does, that she will not love him.
The heavy villain in the drama of fash
ionable life is the ill-bred husband who
objects to other men making love TO his wife.
The orthodox papers talk much of
religious awakenings." They are very
common: they always follow the conclusion
of the sermon.
The most effective method of making a
woman love a maj is to give her a great
many of the very best reasons why she
should not.
Pride is not less a fearful foe than a
formidable friend; it protects us from with
out, but wounds us from within; is adamant
to the sight, but agony to the soul.