Cincinnati daily press. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1860-1862, 1861-12-13

And SO ali her artists stili sketch her;
Alas for the tate Of this tar Virgin State,
She ts now In the hands OF q Letchori
IT is the opinion of the docter that lawyers
live by plumber; but the lawyer thinks the doc
tor gers his by piHage.
A WAC says of woman: "TO her virtues
we give love; to har beauty, our admiration; to
her hoops, the whole sidewalk"
WIEN children who are born with silver
spoons in their mouth growup, there is seldom
any thing of them left but the spoos.
Vanity Fair says that the three ages of assn-
ator are-uie age, post age, and patron age.
1t might have added as fourth, verdi age.
THE two most precious things inclossd in
hoops are girls and kegs of po Eder--dsoger o
blowing up from both--keep the sparks away
from them.
"MoTHER, the end Of the world is comingl"
"What makes you think so, child?" "Cos them
trowsers what you said I'D never wear out has
got tarin' big hole in 'em."
THERE is a fellow in Vermont who has a
bugle, the notes of which are so sweet that,
when he plays, the whole neighborhood catches
them to use instead Of sugar.
Coming from the pulpit, after heavy sermon,
popular minister said to his favorite deacon,
"Deacon, I'm very tired" "Indeedl" replied
the deacon, "then you'll know how to pity
| u.s."
TIE latest advertisement Of an air tight
coffin is that 1t protects the form from deoompo-
sition, "apd can bs retained in the psrlor as an
elegant piece of furniture, without any annoy
ance whatever"
"GENTLEMEN and ladies" said the Snowman,
"bere you have the magnificent painting Of
| Daniel in the Lions Den. Daniel can be easily
| distinguished from the lion by the green cotton
umbrella under his arm."
To undertake to reason girl out Of love is
as absurd as would DO the attempt to extin-
guish Vesuvius with syringe. The only
thing that will break q love. fit is hard work
and mutton chops. Good advice and incidence
only make things worse.
THE following is written as notice on a car
running on araiiroad in the northern part of
the STATE rs. & W. The Saratoga and Wash
ingtoD, we presume: Passengers are re-
quested not to get off che cars to SNOWFALL while
the train is under full headwsy."
"wHAr shall help you to?"' inquired lady
of a modest youth at the dinner table. ga
wife," was the meek reply. The ysuug lady
blusbed, perhaps Indignantly; and it is said that
the kind Offices of Deighoorfng clergyman
were requisite to reconcile the PARTIES
hhOTHEh OHALLENGE IO oLONDlhs-We are
by (our oWD) authority enabled to announce
that, after Mr.. Blondin's last perform iuce at
the Crystal Palace, Mr.. Punch will cross the
traDsept in mid air, and, as he walks along,
will rOl up the rope after him. (Blondin, beat
hatO
LORD CAMPBELL, II is well known, was fond of
joke, and sometimes had the taoIes turned
upon himself. few days bsfore his death he
met a barrister who had grown very stout Of
late, and remarked, "Why, Mr. =, you are
getting as fat as porpoise." GIFT compaoy,
my lord, for the grea5 sea-" J." was the ready re-
patteo.
In the town OF T there was a shos-
maker, who at times ofioiatsd as preacher He
always wrote the notices himself, in order TO
save the expenses of printing. Here is one of
them: "There will be preaching in the pines
this Sunday afternoon on the subject, 'Au who
do not believe will be damned at three
O'clock"