The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1861-06-25

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der my lcgl on mF va, home. s vss lal.
Tered l5 = oaihoa iiJ ilfcue 81 ~ gl
lgr iliaaaBs vhg haratd lur 0I Wand
az ihe top 81 thcsg y0iseA ] Uund thr
house ehoek iull 81 people Thar was
MIS- square Basier aud her three grown
up aaucr lawyer refkinses wife, 1abet.
thy Ripley Young Ebrn paruus. n5akan
smmgu FOLKS. lhe Skoulmager. Or 10f.
din, ytseitry clct,cry Mis- Wand was
ia the west room, which fines lle kliclhn.
Mis- Square Baxter was mixu su,hin II
Upper before ihe kilgl,iu FIRE & i small AZ
my u female wimmin weFe rusbin wildly
round the house with bottles Of camire.
peaees Of tannib Sc. / never seed sioh
hubbub IN my natal lom d.sse. coed
not stay Ia the west room only a mint, 50
strung ~ wa my ieclins, 50 ! rusht OCT
and ceased my dubbed barrild gun,
Whist on aiHh ales The man scz Ia.
bertby Ripley. Sakes ALIKE. what air
you doln q She GRABBED me- by The koai
tales. Whaa~ ibe matter wiih you she
c5utinncrsd.
Twins, marin, sez !, twins
know it, seq she, coyern her face
with her apun,
Wall so !, that's what's the matter
Nth me
Wall, put down tbat air gun, you pes
Ky old tool, Sea sbc
No, marm, seq I, dis Il Nasluna
day The glory Of this here daY ISN'T con.
fined to BaiiinsyiIle by darn site, On
youdcr woodshod, sed |, drawin myself up
to my full hito and pcaku n show actin
voice, vill fte Nashund salool
5ayin which turrl myself from her grasp
and rusht to the top Of the shed, WHARF /
blazcd away until Square Bakers hired
man and my son Auemus Juncyer cum
and took me down by name force,
On returnin TO the kitchn found quite
q lot Of people seated bed the Ere, a tall
kin the event over. They made room for
me & ! sot down. Quite a episode, sed
Doctor Jordin, ltin his pipe with red hot
coal
Yes sed !, ? episodes, wayln about
IS pounds iintIy.'
"a perfeck coop de tat scd the skool-
master.
j. pluribus unum, in a proprietor per-
sony sed |, thnkin Id let him know
understood furriu langwidges as well as be-
did If wasn't skoolmaster.
1t is indeed a momeuious event, sed
young Eben Parsuns, who has been 2
quarters TO the Academy.
| never heard twins called by that
name afore,' sed !, but ! spose It's all
right
We shall soon have Wards cnuG, sed
the editor Of the Baldinssille Bagle If Lib
erty, who was lookin over bundle Of cx-
change papers IN the corner, to apply 10
the legislator for City Charter
Good for yoy, old mani sed !, 'giy
thai air conspiekius place in the next
Bagie.'
How rcdicI,lus, sed pretty Susan
Fletcher, GOVERN her face with h,r knit
tin work & larfn like all possest.
Wall, for my part, scd Jane Maria
Peasley, who is the crosscst old made IN
the world, ! think you all act like pack
Of fools
SEE |, Mis- Peasley, air you a parent
SEE She, No, amt
Scz |, Mis- Peaslcy, you never will be-
She left.
We sot there talkin q larfn until the
switehin hour Of mite when grave yards
yawn & Josts troop 18th, as old Bill
Sbakspire aptlee observes IN his dramy Of
John Shepard, esq, or the Moral House
Breaker, when We broke up and dis
bursed.
Muther & children is a dom well & as
Resolushuns IA the order Of the day will
feel obleeged il you'll insurt the follerin---
Whereas, two Eppisodes has happined
up to the undersined's house, which Is
Twins; & Whereas like this stile, SADIE
Twins being Of the male perswashun &
both boys there4 BE it,
Resolved, that 70 them nabers WHO did
the fare thing by SADIE Eppisodcs my hart
felt thanks Is doc.
Resolved, that / do most hartily thank
Enjine Ko. No. II, who, under the inn
preshun frum the fuss at my house on that
auspishus mite that there was a konfagra-
shun goin on, KUN galyiantly to the spot,
but kindly rafrained from squiriin.
Received that frum the bottum Of my
Sole do / thank the Badinsyillc brass
band fur giyin up The idea Of sarahuadin
me, both on that CRATE mite 4 sinse.
Resolved, that my thanks is doc several
members Of the BaldinsYille metiin hous
who for whole dase hain't kalled nee a
sinful skoiier or ntreetcd me to mend my
wicked vase and jinc sadie mcctin house
TO onct.
Resolved, that my Boozum teams with
many kind enoshuns lords the iollcring
10 whit namelee- Mis-. Square
Baxter, who Jcnerusly refoozed to take
sent fur bottle Of camGrej lawyer Per-
knses wife who rit sum yersis 90 tie Ep-
pisodes tho Eediter Of the BaldinsYile
Bagle Of LiJeny who nobIy assisted ne
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