The Grand Haven news. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1858-18??, 1861-08-07
MOE TITS
LIFE PILLS AND PHOENIX
RITTERS.


These medicines have now been before the pub
lie for period of THIRTY YEARS, and during
that time have maintained high character in
almost every part of the Globe, for their extra
ordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
feet health to persons suffering under nearly ev
cry kind of disease to which the human frame
is liable.
The following are among the distressing vari-
ety of human diseases in which the Vegetable
Life Medicines are we'll known to be infalible.
Dyspepsia, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating flow of pure,
healthy bile, instead Of the stale and acid kind;
Flatulency, Loss Of Appetite, Heartburn, Head
ache, Restlcssness, Ill-temper, Anxiety, Lam
guor and Melancholy, which are the general
ymptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish as natu-
nj consequence of its cure.
Costiyeness by cleansing the whole length of
intestines with n solvent process, and with
out violencc all violent purges leave the bowels
costive within two days.
Fevers of all kinds by restoring the blood to
n regular circulation, thro ugh the process of res
piration in such cases. and the thorough solution
of all intestinal obstruction in others.
The Life Medicines have been known TO cure
rheumatism permanently in three weeks, and
gout in half that time, by removing local in1am-
nation from the muscles and ligaments of the
joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and strength
ening the kidneys and bladderj they operate
most delightfully."- on these important organs,
and hence they have ever been found certain
remedy for the worst eases of GraUeL
Also Worms, by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter TO which these
creatures adhere. .
Scuryy, Ulcers, and Inveteratc Sores, by the
perfect purity which these Life Medicines give
to the blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Compilations,
Inv their Alternative effect upon the fluids that feed
the skin, and the morbid state of which occa-
sions all eruptve complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
win effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, and q
striking improvement in the elearness ofthe skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two in the worst cases.
PILEs.-Thc original proprietor of these med
icines, was cured of Piles, of 80 years standing
by the use of the Life Medicines alone
FEVER AND AGUE.--For this scourge Of the
Western country, these Medicines will be found
n safe, speedy and certain remedy. Other med
icnes leave the system subject to return of the
disease-a cure by these Medicines is perman-
entry them, be satisfied, and be cured
Bilious Fevers and Liver mplaints-Gene-
raj Debility, Loss of Appetite and Diseases of
Femaes-the Medicines have been used with
the most beneficial results in cases of this des-
cription: Kings Evil, and Scrofula, in its worst
forms, yields to the mild yet powerful action of
of these remarkable medicines. Night Sweats,
Nervous Debility, Nervous complaints Of oil
kinds, Palpitation Of the heart Painters Collie,
are speedily cured.
MERcURIAL DIsEAsEs.-Persons whose con-
stitutions have become impaired by the injud-
cious use Of Mcrcury,w find these Medicines
perfect cure, they never fail to eradicate from
the system, all the effects Of Mercury, infinitely
sooner than the most powerful preparations Of
Sarsaparilla. Prepared and sold by
w. b. M0FFAT,
335 Broadway, New York.
no. For sale by all Druggists. [nSl 1y