The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-09-05
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Songs without words-Those Of that blessed
baby, ........
Why is the letter G like the sun because
1t is the center oflight.
The chap who fell into error was lifted ont
by the lever OF public opinion,
What ksy will unlock most mems miuds p
Whisvkey,
! Why is servants garnet like a comet ?-It
IS 'er attic, (erratic.)
Put your money into box if you lie; but
not dice-box.
Books are emhalmed minds. Fame is a dow
er upon dead mans hearty
The best penance We can do for envying
another's merit is to endeavor to surpass it.
1t is astonishing how keen even ignorant
people are in discovering imaginary affronts.
That man cannot be your friend who wi II not
allow you to teach him anything.
Wanted to knew-whether the volume of
sound has yet been found
1t does not follow that Rome was built in
The night, because it wasn't built in day.
A Il disease speak to US solemnly and eloquent
y, except the dumb ague.
rich young lady should be On archer, for
she can bend her beau as she pleases
Large men are less quarelsome than little
ones. The largest of all oceans is the Pacific
A public speaker like hunting-dog, should
give careful attention to his points
rennyson says that every sea is full of life.
lie should have excepted the DEAD SEA,
Treat your enemies as if they would some
time or other be your friends.
1t is only those that have done nothing, who
can fancy they can do everything.
Fancy runs most furiously when a oniltv
conscience drives it.
It is with love as with apparitions Every
one talks of it, but few have ever seen it.
Very few persons have sense enough to des-
plse the praise of a fool,
No man mas a right to do as he pleases, ex.
cept when he pIeases to do right,
Love is a compound of honey and gall, mix.
ed IN various proportions for customers.
Fast ionable people are apt to starve their
happiness, in order to feed their vanity.
Religion of the heart may truly and Justly
be called the heart of religion.
| 1t seems heard case that, when q man dies
his better half is entitled to onlya third.
| man is most likely to fall down unon the
ice when he ventures upon it slip-shod.
| ~ PNDoiSo III OuI pain weary US ana make
US tootsore more than the rocks
Most books in these days are like some kinds
OF trees "a great many leaves and no fruit.
If you are conscious of being green, and don't
want folks to see it, try to be an Invisible green.
Pursuit of pleasure under difficulties: At
tempting to eat soft mush and milk out of Jug
with knitting needle.
Call me pet names, dearest runs the line
of an old song. Gen. Lyons soldiers in Mis-
souri, affectionately called him Old Daddy
To forgive and forget is something of diff.
Guilty, but to forget and forgive is the easiest
thing in the world.
A lie always needs truth for a handle to it.
The worst hes are those whose handle is true
and whose blade is false
Love is the shadow Of the morning, which
declines as day advances friendship is the sha
dow of the evening, which deepens as the sur
decends.
In this world Of DISCUSSES, sometimes wall
among angels, and know them not till some
chance word or sign throws open the whole spir
ltual tree'masonry of our souls.