The Council Bluffs nonpareil. [volume] (Council Bluffs [Iowa]) 1857-1867, 1861-11-16

LITTLE Oh SoTHlNcs.
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DTve can nAks loss, be: is takes TIRES
20 make Wedding.
kT1Ie Who turns from svil habits doea
himself good turn.
6rDays ere less u Ianeniasioa ovef t6'
DE loskel days. 4
~rhss Of which proud people are efseu
the prosdess 10 their pride.
e~wheo l. . Eoct Of sheep Ike our eli
nsss2 WAes il is csmposed Of sil vesners
wWonen live for each o,hsr-shas IL.
for The lore Of criticism Of each Other.
TaThas ais your eye, Jot'''-"lso.d
. IMAM be lied, replied Joe.
r.Dsn'. touch me, or tn scream -
- the epgias- whistle said 70 sas ssoksr.
9Th. most impudens Of all things Is .
n,srss, tsf Is y ssasaaailJ casting rsasc
lions.
eF"vc.y good, bat rather too pointed y
- tas esh said when il swallowed the bate.
~Don't locate yourself on the back Of
Wild horse, unless you want to be dis 10.
Gated.
sTThs man whose word can always b.
depeodsd upon is sure TO be always honor.
ID.
GTTopers who travel about with red
ooses should DO indicted for circulating in
esudiary articles.
rHMoss persons have mortal antipashy
70 a snake, and JET be 10 said 10 be very
charming animal.
~ Why Is al inralid cured By. sea bath
ing ike confined criminal? Because be j.
ssa-cursd. lsesarsd.)
eT The right thing in the wrong place is
love letter wri!tea on Q mourning sheet
Of paper.
eT."You may depend upon me, wife
give you my word" 81 had rather you
would sometimes keep it, SIR"
when We find gres. natural courtesy
10 The poor, We only fad i, 10 company with
superior nasive sense or great tenderness Of
of feeling.
cT-Onc rose upon bush, though but n
that which bears i. TO be q true rose-tree.
EDA shoemaker was taken up for biga-
my. ''Whish wife," ssked . by.s,andcr,
twill he be obliged TO ak-?''-s.He ism cob
bier" replied another, sand Of course mus.
stick 10 the last.'
or Recreation is recreation, a second
creation, when WEAKNESS hath almost ami
bel IL L. IL. L..
the soul, which otherwise would be suhed
with continual business.
CT Words are nice things, but they strike
hard. We WELD them so easily that We
are apt TO forget their hidden power. Fifty
spoken, they fall like the sunshine, the dew,
and the summer rain--but when unity, like
the frost, ths hail, and the desoiating tenn.
pest.
cT"My opponent, Mr.. Speaker, persists
IN say'ng that he Is entitled to the loor.-
Whether this Is 90 or not, shall not inquire.
All ! have got TO say IS, that he via get
hoored II be interrupts me again"
CT Tho blackbird whistles for his dinner
jist IKE mesilf," said an Irishman to his
sompauion.-''iiow's that Paddy, my dar.
lint S'--'Why, you spslpeen, don't you sec
sha. when ho whistles, he calls, for his mate.
er"Doe, your dog take to water ?'' said
gentleman to rustic, who had Il water
spaniel following him. "Why, yes, sir, il
they put meat in it, was the reply.
gT-A reserved man is ia continual con-
fic, with the social part Of his nature, and
even grudges himself the laugh into which
he IS sometimes BETRAYED.
Cyan emigrant to Port Natal, writing
home TO one Of bis friends, says: awe are
getting on finely here, and have already laid
she foundation Of large Jail.
CT God has not taken so much pains 10
framing and furnishing, and adorniug this
world, that they who were made BY him to
livein IL should despse it.
rTThe mind Of a man Of genius is TO-
Gus which concentrates into one burning
beam the languid lights and fres Of ten
thousand surrounding minds.
gTif you have great talents, industry
will improve them; II moderate abilities,
industry will supply their deficiencies. Moth.
lug i, dcuied to well. directed labor; uothing
is ever to be attained without it.
CvA man might frame and lie. loose a
star to roll in its orbit, and yet NOT have
done so memorable thing before God rs
he who lets 20 golden. orbed ,hosghs to
roll through the generations Of times.
lie Who 10 il. false to present duty
breaks a thread in the loom, aad viii find
the aaw "hsn he may have forgotten its
cause
None are 30 seldom found alone and
are 80 soon tired Of their own company. an
those coxcomhs who are no the best terms
With themselves. ga.
eT To give moral subjects their true re-
ltes, you require, as in the sterenscope, to
laos through Two giasses--,bat Of the inte.-
lecs aud that Of the heart.
eFAn Irish .,a,ioner. after Advertising
avartesy Of articles, gives the following aoto
eene : =" 10 regular customers sell waters
Grasis."
eVf have one reqae,. to make of you,
nv dear Mr.. Grant" ANY dear widow.
VIII grant anything you say "Weil, SIR,
! want to be Granted myself"
eSLsdy Yarmouth asked Garrsck one
dav whv Love was always represented a. q
shsid? He replied: "Bscsu.e Love never
reaches the age Of wisdom and experience
~ The fsmsas William Penn had q
scapegrace relation, whom his punnins co.,
tempararies described as = pen thu, bad
been soften eat, never meejed..
ga schoclmas'er requesting . li,,le
hay sha BAD been whispering. TO step into
the next room. Is Witty spoken Of IS 's.ar,-
isx 90 whaling exredision.'
CO. nan. when asked. = few DAYS since,
waat induced him TO make hsrrixs.r Of bis
ssn. replied. .'oa be ~ss slwsys = wing lit /
tie feslav, and thought III aamsr h,s lead |
ING propensity"
aT All mea sso do snyshins ma.s eniurs
. depreciation Of their efforts. II IL the |
dirt which their chariot whsels thrav