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The daily Wabash express. (Terre-Haute, Ind.) 1857-1867, 1861-07-20
Dr. MeLean's Universal Piii.t

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l-f.ctson a. NcL@an's Universal Pill
Being enureiy veEetstis. fhsr arr p.rf-~-l, a.,
cent and can be taken BY th- most fe0fer No.. -
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m4l2rio1s Disfricte - -
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stomach or bowels though very actire AID sesrr,-
" ib-r ope'suof. promoting healthy soerst.or- =
ness. hesdsche and foul stomsch. sh~u - 60
remedy can be oetzinec' keer, th~un .a,.,.rsl- -
bsnd; single dos taken IN scason. nav r,-.,.S'.
q ois Gays and monihs q sickDe-- Asa for L. a
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coated. they sre tsssle~s Prize ouly % 60. -
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The daily Wabash express. (Terre-Haute, Ind.) 1857-1867, 1861-07-20

DISSOLUTION.

NHk firm of s,rover a Fa,rchild.
Il ha- heen dissolved - mutual co-seus All
srttiefnen's nus - rHsd- ~ish J.>eph Urov~r All
that Is dar - sAid hsn j. % be paid II him. ApS sn
inicefe'fness - th~ frrn - o. - paid ~ him
JOSEPH GROvFR
CHtRi.FS FATRCHlID
Jaas y. isn-iH
The daily Wabash express. (Terre-Haute, Ind.) 1857-1867, 1861-07-20
MEDICAL.

GREATEST REMEDY IN THE woRLb
Asn rae
Nest Delicious A Defiehrsaf Coz.
di"i Ever Taksnf
THE THOUSANDS upon thous
Il ard Mo arr cAily using NeI<sn's Strengths.
ois rer-cty fgr rerosing sat ryrI0oRATISG a.
shattered and diseased sysfern. purIfsfnr 49, "a
n.hing The hiooo-resioring N sici. srf-rfGs y
waltz
Health ana strength
rsEkf IS NO AusTAKE AhotIn
"a All car. Liver co.slsirs. u, - ps,. fx,f,..
Dysenlsry. hesdsehs. dspFess.ea ~ spiriss, rs12
.Sd Agus, inward F.scr. BID BrslA. - any bse..,
% Ne = ss u s,sn,seh % Be~eis
1911 y. O. 5ou wish q DO h~aiuy slfnss
LADIES, % you -ssa "a. hsassn q heslt, 10 .s.sus
v your oh~~s. aEsin'-thsn 80 81 cue. ard "a
hLtANs STRENGTHENING CORDIAL. AND
MOOD TTRifTERf
Dst-y 20 moment. n warranted a, cf.s ..s,ss
uon Il viii cure any disease II tho El.,n~~s wc.,s
os n.soast; fsniinf, Osirucfed Nsrsir1stios Fsl
n"g = me womb bsrrsnnsss o. any cisessr- srIs,r
f,"' Chrcnic - N.rv~u- nesil,y II !. a. sflsssss
remedy
For chfiarep.
~ yoa ~sni Year cslso.t.. a5ckley p.ny rs,iars.
y . heslthy. strong ald robesff-fb-n sixs fi.~.n
Milan Stfsngtbine Cordial Zee the direction ..
sseh bottle % i 6slicfoas N take
or.r tsbie-spoonfsi, tsAeE every tnsrrarx f.-sin.
saie preventive against chill and fewer. ,sfs-s
lever eho.ers 90 any prevailing dis~ss< .
CACriOSi-bessrs 81 Druggists CO 1--'--s -.
may try 20 palm upon you bottle q Bitter. or 80
sapsrilis which they buy cheap by saving Al 4,
Jetf a. goot- There are even aAsE a~nors. =.
steal part u my dab thelr VIE a.
rsns. AVOID such Infamous P1RATEs snc ,h.fr A.,
lsinoas cotnpounds AK Tor Dr J. n Nol.....
Strengthening Cordial and Bia.d I,ris.- -.
q - Ia u h onIt -tx
your blood thoroughly, and st the ssrne 49,
sTRf-<6TiuzS and fSki6ORATE the 49,, go
tasion Il l. pat pin isrgs ha<fls--sl r.r tssr.s
OF sis hattlcs Cor IS
DIX J. n NOLAN. sole pro.ra..x
The Nevada Democrat., 1861-02-07

INsANE.-Mr. Joseph Yates, young man
who has resided in Nevada and vicinity for
number of years, has lately become insane.
His arrangement was first noticed on Sunday
last, and his friends have since kept watch
over him and are in hopes that he win soon re-
gain his reason.
DISTRICT CoURT.-The case of Butts VS..
Sharp was dismissed to-day, at cost of plaintiff
In the case of Booth VS.. Small ct al, suit for
damages to mining claim, jury was empan-
neled, and the trial will probably be concluded
this evening.
FRUIT TREES AND VINEs.-Mr. A. c. Gil
lespie offers for sale large lot of fruit trees
and grape vines, Of the choicest varieties, at his
orchard one mile south of Nevada. Orders left
at Baruh's fruit store, Commercial street, will
be promptly attended to.
A MEETING of the members of Protection
Hook and Ladder Co., will be held at seven
o'clock this evening, at the company's house on
Broad street.
The Nevada Democrat., 1861-02-07
San Francisco Adv's.
SANDS SARSAPARILLA.
THE GREAT AMERICAN REMEDY
For Purifying the Blood.
CURES

This is the original and CUHES
genuine article, which by
its wonderful cures has sc. scRosULA,
cured the first and FORE
most place in public esti- FEVER SORES,
nation 1t has be-
come indispensable in fam SALT RIrEUM,
lilies for the most delicate
female and the youngest BoMs AND PMPLEs
child may take 1t all times
with perfect safety. 1t STUBBORN ULCERS,
not only cures Scrofula
and all diseases arising CUTANEoUs ERUPTloHs,
from vtiated and naam-
ed condition of the blood, PAINTERS cOIIc
but If timely used will
carry of In perfectly RHEUEATlSs
natural manner all
healthy secretions and ERYsIpELAs
prevent the breaking out
Of those unsghtly blotehes MKRcURiAL pIsEAsEs
sores and pimples, to
which persons of scrofu- GENERAL DEBILITY
lous tendency are all more
or less subject. ETC ETC. ETC
Price 81 per bottle, or six bottles for IS.
RsS- Ask for Sands Sarsapara and take no other
Prepared by A. B, q d. SANDS, Druggists 100
Fulton street, cor. William, n. Y.
For Sale by Redington Co., San Francisco r.
II. Mcdonald Il Co. and Or. Justin Gates Bro Sac
ramento H. II. Wickes Co., and Rudolph & Hunt,
Nevada. jan24lm
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10

AFRozEN SutP.-A whaling vessel
which sailed from London in the year
1s40, found in the Polar sea a ship
in the ice, with sails fnrled,
and no signs Of life on board. The
captain and some of he crew desccnc.
ing into the cabin, found coiied aii;;oo: aii;;oo":
the floor a large Newfoundland dog,
apparently asleep, but when they
touched it, they found the animal was
dead and frozen as hard as stone. In
the cabin was a young lady seated at
q table, her eyes open, as if gazing at
the intruders in that desolate place.
She was a corpse! and had been froz-
en- in an apparently resigned and re-
ligious attitude. Beside her was a
young man, who, it appeared, was the
commander OF the ship, and the broth
er to the lady. He was setting at the
table, dead, and before him was a sheet
Of paper, on which was written, ssonr
cook has endeavored since yesterday
morning to strike light, but in vain:
all is over" In another part of the
cabin stood the cook, with flint and ii.
der in hand, frozen, in the vain endea
vor to strike the fire that alone could
save them. The tcrrors of the seamcl
hurried the captain Fl ON the spot, who
took with him the loy-book as sol.
momento Of the ill-tatcd- ship. 1t ap-
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
"a Civil war was thus alluded to
by Henry Clay in one Of his noblest
efforts.


"a Civil war was thus alluded to
by Henry Clay in one Of his noblest
Senatorial efforts:
81 have ambition; but it is the am
bition of being the humble instrument,
in the hands of Providence, to recon-
cile a distracted people, once more to
revive concord and harmony in a dis
tracted land-the pleasing ambition of
contemplating the glorious spectacle
of free, united, prosperous and fra
tsrnal people! If there be any
who want civil war-who want to see
tho blood Of any portion of our coun-
trymen spilled, I am not one of them.
I wish to see war of no kind; but above
all, do not desire to see civil war.
When a war begins, whether civil
|or foreign, no human foresight is com
|petent to foresee, when or how Or
where it is to terminate. But when
= civil war shall be lighted up in the
bosom of our own happy land, and
armies are marching and commanders
are winning their victories, and fleets
are in motion on our coast tell me, i!
you cam tell me, II any human being
can toll it's duration. God alone know,
where snch war will end!'
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10

An ENGLISH IDEA OF THE ANGELIC
SrArE.--A gentlemn walking through
Knightsbridge, in England one Sun
day lately. overheard the following
conversation between a man and a
woman, who appeared as if just com.
ing from some pleasure trip in the
country: '*Blow me Bill, how tired 1
do feel. I'm as miserable, too, as a
starved. herring: What a miserable
world this is! wish I'd never been
born, that do; and now that / am
born, l wish myself dead again. -
Man-"Why, Bet, what's the matter
with you new? What are you grumb-
ling about?" Woman-Why 1 tell
|yer I'm as miserable as rat?"- Man
|-"Miserable, indeed! Why, what on
earth would you have? You was
drunk Monday, and you was drunk
Wednesday, and I'm blessed if you
havn't had pretty near enough to day,
If that amt pleasure enough for yer ]
don't know what is. I suppose you
wants to be downright hangel ere
hupon hearth.''
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10

THE Babe.

-. THE Babe.
Me shoon to hide her tiny tao,
Mac stocking on her feet,
Her supple ankles white as snow,
Or early blossoms sweet.
Her simple dress Of sprinkled pink,
Her double d,mplod chin,
Her puckered lip and baumy NOV,
With nae one tooth between.
Her cen, sac like her mither's cen,
Twa gentle liquid things
Her face is like an angels face
Were glad she has nae wings.
She is the budding Of our love,
A giftie God gied us:
We munna love the gift owr wcol
Twad be nae blessing thus.
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
CARL sHURZ PROMOTkn..


Carl Schurz goes to Spain inslead of
to Portugal; Cassius n. Clay, to whom
the Spanish Mission was just o6sredie.
going instead to Russia. The Pie.
mler's foot, which was Get down N
firmly at first on the position. that
Schurz could 60 nowhere as the rsb..
resentatiye Of the government in Eu--
rope, has had to come up gradually.
but most unwillingly. Spain was not
what Schurz wanted; but that vas :
better than Portugal, and as little. n:
he and his friends would submit to. )
we presume that Clay is satisfied With !
schurz's promotion, as it lifts him; TO,
the object Of his own ambition. II:
A footman learned from his master.
that malapropros meant s.out = Of
place." Meeting a brother footnnsn,
who had been discharged, he exclaimt-
led, "Ah my dear fellow, L am, eorrr
tor you; you are malapropos:' - ~
@-"Pray, excuse me;g said &.
wetl-dressed young man TO- a yoanks
lady, in the second teriof boxes It s
theatre, 81 wish to COUP stairs 9saN
lget some refrsshments- don't ,al8sSsr
lyour seat" A sailor seated linstAaf
box near his girl, and disposed to.db.
same thing, arose and said -ssHatfSa.
Moll, I'm going aloft'to 'wet my, eV(4ii|lsl., (4ill
tle-don't fall overheard while. fml,
gone" . 5oealat bae .ls9l
"A thrco year old nephew efo oHe Sc 81
my friends, had finished hiisss usual
.praycr at his mothers K nee. VI iht(iiHn, IN, 7.Ll
said: i SO .Gs ~ ~
'Now, Willie, pray fol, yo;hit grand.
father and grandmother" He aid a
directed. Now for your r;I;tl,li aall,tS ana
uncles." )" His petitions wcns ui,, siinGrrifiStt iit
for each class. "And now, willie.
pray for all the world said Ills nl{Ith::
er. Wearied out, perhaps, by t6s
length OF his exercises, he mmediat1lVt
exclaimed: "Mait's ~ mach . Il e. q,
do 'topray for my own 'latiohs.'' 6 p
"rom what's mohomAnyg'' aWbv.,
you see, Dick when a poor Woman
steals it is called larceny; but when'iis
a rich 'un, the jury says it's mononsany.
si'l.can't help it-=that's,ia'''
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
II O r + L S .
METROPOLITAN HOTEL.

MEEROFOLlTAN HOTEL.
Lcvcestreet, Immediately oppositethesteam
boat Landing Red Wing, Minnesota,
n. A. & E. L.TEELE, PEorR1EroRs.
VNlIIS new, spacious and commodious house
L IS now open for the reception Of guests.
1t has been constructed under the immediate
proprictors, and nothing has
been omitted toinsurc the comfort and convcn-
ience of those who may favor them with their
patronage. The numerous rooms are all we'll
lighted, ventilated ndtt1rnishcdi in asuperior
manner. In connection with the house is a
good and commodious stable.
Rcd Wing, March 1851. s3tf
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10

Hdly O1 our re3QerS KNOW WHAT IL Ii
1t was plan adopted years ago b,
manufacturers of cheap jewelry, t
buy of the really homes housest in tn.
trade, the moulds which they haG
made for the manufacture of reall,
first class gold jcwelry. In sucl
moulds, according to ! New Yorl
paper, our ''Dollar Jewelry" men make
up these articles which for the last 81,
years have been seen and wondered
over by the public, exhibited in certain
shop windows in our thoronghfafcs
Every species of jewelry ornament i.
made up the same; sets Of earrings
and breast pins, bracelets, watch
chains, rings, seals, watch keystone
set with those French glass baubles,
tinted to represent pearls; some with
polished white and colored white and
colored bone, cut and fashioned in imita
ton of coral; some with plaster mould.
ing and called cameoes; some with
daubings on shaded clay, to initiate
mosaics; all of them set in, attached
to, o,or surrounded by the 80 called gold,
and each piece displayed in the win.
dows, and spread out on cards in glass
cases inside the store, and labelled
prominently, with a card on which in,
staring letters, is painted, "Any article
Of jewelry in this store for one dollar. I"
Reader, let Us tell you that in seven.
eights Of this stuff there il net one
grain Of gold! and even in that single
proportion the quantity Of gold in
each piece does not amount to two
and half cents! The principal COM
position used in the manufacture OF
this stuff is q manufactured metal, the
invention of q Frenchman, and intro.
duced to the jewellers Of this country
several years ago, aud il known b.
the name of Oreife.
About ten weeks ago the first shop
for the sale Of this trash was opened;
in Philadelphia, and about the same
time another was started in Boston. Il
is not quite two months since the tsorig
inal'' one was started in Broadway
New York, and now they swarm il
every prominnet promenade and bust
ness street of each Of these cities, anG
are represented by at least ono IN al
most every town or city Of any prom
|inenco in tho Union. d,
Unless the public accept the warning
in time, these men who have gotten nj
this fraud will actually fulfill thei
intention in originating it, Of actuall,
duping the credulous of the city ant
country out Of more than FIVE millions
Of dollars, which they have earned
hard enough, but which in such cas-
as this, to purchase this stuff woult
be nothing else than casting it will
open eyes and clear senses, ye
wantonly, into the streets.-Neso Yoyl
paper.
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
KELLY HOUSE.
DAVID KELLY. Proprietor.

DAVID NELLY, TrUPr1ctOr.
Near the corner Of Main and Plum street.
The proprietor, who has just taken possession
of the House has furnished it in the most clc-
CANT and com nfortablc manner.
The Table is set with every necessary an.!
luxury the market affords.
All the appointments arc excellent, and the
position of the House, both as regards the
Levcc and the business part Of town is
better than that of any other hotel.
A good stable, offering every convenience to
tho teams OF farmers and travellers is con-
nectcd with the house.
Red Wing, March LIST, 1861. 239
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
GOODHUE HOUSE.
JOHN WILLIAMS, Proprietor.

This new and commodious House is situated
on Plum street, Red Wing. It has been built
and furnished under the special supervision Of
ventilated and furnished, , and all persons wish
ing to get The worth of their money arc res
pcctfully invited to give him call, and no
pains will be spared to make comfortable all
those who may favor him with their patronage.
In connection with the House is good stable,
acd we'll ofwuter. Ostlcr always in attendance
january 2nd, 1861. 1S9tf.
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
RED WING HOUSE.
[ACOB BENNETT ,Propris

JACOB BENNETT Proprietor,
RED WING, MINNESOTA.
Connected with the House is large and
convenient Stable. Stages leave daily for tho
interior. Teams and Carriages on hand to
convey Passengers to any part ofthe country.
April "a. 1861. 90-tf
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
pcared that she also was from London,
and had been frozen in that place over
years.

THE DEMON THIRST FOR LIQUOR,
Mr.. McLcon, an English writer, ,pnts
the following language in the mouths
Of those who visit the liquor shop:
There's my money, give me q drink!
here's my clothing and food, give me
a drink! There's the clothing, food
and fire OF my wife and children, give
me drink There's the education Of the
family and the peace Of the house, give
me drink! There's the rent I have
robbed from my landlord, fees I have
robbed from my schoolmaster, and in
Vulnerable articles I have robbed from
the shopkeeper, give me drink! Pour
me ont drink, for yet more I will pay
for it!
There's my health of body and
peace Of mind; there's my character az
a man, my profession as a christian.
I give up all, give me drink! More yet
/ have to give! There's my heavenly
and the eternal friendship
Of the redeemed; there is all hope Of
salvation! L give up my Savior l
give up my God! I resign all that is
great, good and glorious in the uni
verso; l Iresign forever, that may be
drunk z-a e3,
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
TO stWAx .FiGGE3e,; :;

~
The following is a'tetter written bv
Artemus Ward, from I'll seet,t,h;on in
the bosom Of his family, and contain.
/. toatchiug reminiscsuce Of ) forner
ftsbender:" ~ r. IT.. ~.
Hear in the buzzum ofmy flmify Il
kenoying myself at peas swiff III
mankind, and the win!iu foiks likexiis::
60 down to the villege acc.shnnlv and
(take q little old rye for stummicks sake :.
but l avoid spurious l,ckers Is Z rom
erai thing. No man evir seen mj iH.
toxlcated but once, and that aifi han:
pened in Pittsburgs A'patselof fonerv
cusses in that .mizerable city Bdttedi
inter tho hawl during the nite aud:
aboosed my wax work shameful. I.
didn't obsarve the outraius .trsneSc:-
shuns until the next evening. . vl,en
tns people had begung to kongrsgste.
Suddenly they commenced fora Is
noller and larfin q boysterous ssile.
See l good people what's up? Sexthat::.
them's great wax work, old MAN: s +
immejit!y looked up ter whore mt
wax WORK was and my blud billssat:T
think of the site which met my ,aa6e:.
l hope to be dodrabbitid. # thens
afoursaid raskals hadn't gone and aput
= kaved in hat cpter George Wath!
|ington' head and shuved ! short blsck.
clay pipe inter his mouth. His noto:
they had painted rcd and his trouser..
legs they had shuved inter his bui,r:.
NY wax fgger Of Napoleon Bouey
parte was likewise 1aaultrc.ted, his
sword was danglin: tween lis. .lees. his
coked hat was drawn k;s.n, DOM;
over his ize and he was plased ms =,
stoopin posiehun zsckly as he if-vns,
drunk as billed owl ,sas.z ~
/ Gineral Taylor was standin OH lii
he'd and Wingfe!d Skots coatia;i1
was Pined over his bod, and his iroveis
were completely torn OFF hissef M
wax WORK representing the last s;;;,ppff'
was likewise aboosed:: Thieot al ~.
Posties we're under the table. md tvo'
|of them had on tar powlin, hats and,
ragged pee jackets and ware smokin'
pipes. Judas lskarrion had o. q
cockedhat and was apparently drin.,
kin at a bottil Of whisky sot before bin.
This ere specerical WAS too much for
me. | closed the show. and .4hen,
3dros1sed naY sorrows in tie 1oHn
bole. ftsF q 515'.'El
| Probly lie rite you againsbefore i.
take my departure on the summer
campaiu: Very respectfully, youf,.
I ARrENus' WARD, =. II.
Grant Thorbutn, eotinh,ss to.
issue his personal bulletins. The last:
is as follows:
This day I enter OH my eiehty.,fintl;.
year. Mine eyes, and eaisr shd ltmbsr
fail, otherwise my health Is eoodl =
eat, sleep and saw stove wood. . COM
tortably as l did twenty years 400. +
am asked how l have lived. I shaver.
l was never drunk in. my life; Ineyer
eat cnotgh. since 1898 I have xofn
white flannel next my skin, from. nv
neck to my ankle, summer and winter
hence, Inever felt a rheumatism. ,n.;n::
nor headache; + have felt tho tooth.
ache and some twinges of the heart
among the bonnie Yankee lasses, to.
remind me that was yet in the bo:3j:
! GRANT TnoRBURN, senior.
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
THE RECENT POPULAR NANTES.
TATlONS AT WARSAW-POLAN
AGAIN GIVING SIGNS OF LIFE:


From the account published else
where, it appears that the recent pop
|ular tumults in Warsaw were of q mucl
more serious character than at frs,
represented. The Russian soldiery
who, since the affair Of tkt a5th,. bad
occupied all the principal squares and
streets Of the citX;r attempted on the
|27th 10 drive back . funeral procession
which was leaving the Church of the
Bernardians. and in the conflict that
etisued six leading citizens, who hap.
pcned to be crossing the street, were
shot dead. The excitement created
by this event became intense, and i,
was with the grsatctt difficulty that
the spopulaoe were restrained from a
general rising. A deputation, headed
by Count Zamoyski. Immediately
waited upon Prince Fortchalkoff to
complain against the military, and to
demand that the safety Of the inhabi-
tants should be assured. On the 2sth,
the bodies Of the victims were paraded
through the streets and taken to the
house Of the French Consul, who how
ever, refused to appear or take any
part in tho manifestations On the
LIST of. March the troops in accordance
With an assurance previously given by
the Governor, we're confined to their
barracks, and the funeral of the per-
sons killed, followed BY q cortege OF
moro than 100000 people, passed
quietly through the streets, the Rus
sian pickets presenting arms.
Thus terminated the disturbance
arising ont of this affair. Its after
consequences, however, are likely to
cause more trouble and uneasiness to
the government than = mere physical
demonstration. No sooner had the
funeral ceremonies taken place than q
petition to the Emperor wS:s imrnedi-
ately circulated, representing that
this tragic:l occurrence was oae oi
the inevitable results of . system which
deprived she people of all the legal
power 20 bring before the throne oi
the sovereign their complaints and
wants, and demanding the restoration
lof the constitution Of 1915. This
document was Ggned by an immense
number of citizens, headed by the
marital 81 the nobility. # is render
| ed still more impressive BY the fac
that the most of the Polish officials had
given in their designations.
Thus, like the Emperor of Austria
the Russian Autocrat is about t
acquire the conviction that no systen
iof centralized despotism: can unite
into q homogeneous empire q number
of distinct nationalitiee, each having .
separate language, traditions ane
customs: 1t is only constitutional inst
tutions that can give cohesion torace'
50 different and frequently 50 antago
nistic. Russia has made great strid
towards these in the emancipation o
her serfs. Until they were rendered
independent of the nobility, no rea
advance could be made towards thi
attainment.
It is to be hoped that this wise ant
benefcent measure will soon be fol
lowed by concessions, which in givin.
the Poles what they seek for, viii
assure to Russia generally the blessing
lof q representative system of govern
ment.-M Y Herald.
Red Wing sentinel., 1861-04-10
Alta dinner party, Erskine was seat

ed near Miss Henriettar, com-
monty called Miss, Hennic, who was
celebrated for hcrbcauty, but was then.
somewhat past the meridian of life.
''They say you're = great man, for
making puns," said Miss Hennie to the
wit. "Could you make apun on me?:''
"Ah, 1lennie," was the reply, ''ye are
uli liChicken!,'