Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1861-01-17
VANITY EARRINGS.

appropriate Hymn Of Rejoicing for tie Cap
tire Of Pekin.--A Teal eum.
Trio more ofthem-Messrs. Chang and Eng
the Siamese twins, have declared publicly that
they are in favor of the Union as il is" whelh
r the original compact was right or not.
By our Salesman CONFERENCE.-The worst
kind of Dry-goods for Skaters Fall Cloth
ing.
Anatomicol-The tip of the elbow is some
times termed the Funny Bone-on account,
perhaps of its vicinity to the Humorous.
By our PAHodclphio ContyiJutor.-If the
South Carolina Convention had remained at
Columbia. what sort of nation would have
been organized?
Wy, vaccination
by ar H|alminia.-"Presd dent Buchanan
is branded by tn age with the mark of nfan-
cy." Just. Epoch market.
Ho,c TO meet Bankrupt.-Take no note Of
him.
The Last Gasp.-Why is Brooklyn a few
shades ahead of Newport?
Newport is all beach BROOKLYN is all Beech
err.
We regret to say anything which can tend
to aggravate the present unhappy disturbance
of putlic orinion, and our regard for the Con-
stitution of our Country, forbid us longer to
conceal fact, the exposure of which must shake
the Nation from its center 1t is already well
known that Mr. Hamlin is Muatto. We are
now enabled to state from personal examna-
ton of the Illustrated papers, that Lincoln was
actually born in A shantec!
VERY OBLGING.-When a man wants mon
ey or assistance, the world, as a rule, is very
obliginS and indolent, and lets him want it
Punch.
Prentice styles the leaning tower of Pisa
the great Haiic in the literature Of alchitec-
ture.
A man in our State who attempt d to hug
beautiful young woman, Miss Lemon has sued
her for striking him in the eye. Why should
a fellow squeeze a Lemon unless he wants
punch?
Coal oil is found to be better than fish oil in
tanning leather, and it does not cost one-thrd
as much. 1t fills up the pores of the leather
more than the other, and gives better finish
The German and Irish millions, like the
Negro. have great deal of guano in their desti-
n.y. They are ferred over the Atlantic, and
carted over America, to ditch and to drudge, to
make corn cheap, and then lie down premature
ly to make spot of green grass on the prairie
An old man said "For long time puz-
zled myself about the difficulties of Scripture
until at last | came to the conclusion that read.
ing the Bible was like cutting fish. When find
difficulty, | lay it aside and call it a bone. Why
should choke on TIE bone when there is SC
much nutritious meat?"
Judge Kent of New York died on Saturday
Deceased was son of the late Chancellor Kent
and was an eminent lawyer. He was appointed
Judge by Gov. Seward, but resigned to accep
the position of Professor of Law, Prefrrins
his old home in New York, he shortly resignec
the Prolessorship and returned to that city
He was one of the Bell aud Everett Electors a
the late election.
A Kansas correspondent Of the Worcester
Spy says that the physicians from the interior
declare their fears of an epidemic getting il
among the people super,nduced by the scanty
supplies of food and the utter absence foI
months of fresh vegetable diet. The scurvy
has already made its appearance, and in the ex
treme Western and Southern settlements it ha'
made great progress.
In large city the most casual things, and
Things whose beauty lies in their casualty, are
produced as punctnaly and to order as the
bakers muffin for breakfast. Punch makes
exactly one capital joke week and the journ'
ais continue to furnish one good piece OF news
every day.