The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-08-08
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Wanted "A smile from the face of the moon
Dying comforts are dying moments.
There is class of men ever ready to pum
you to any extent, If you only give them
handle.
He who labols for mankind without care 70
INNS elf has already begun his Immortality.
hungry man will be sure to find time for
meal, and II lively Christian will find time fo
devotion.
For life in general there is but one deereo
youth IS a blunder manhood struggle; oil,
age regret
Men talk of victory as if it were somethin.
fortunate. Work is victory. Wherever wori
is done, victory is obtained.
Educate the whole mantle head. the heart
the body; the head to think, the heart to feel
and the body TO act.
Many poor woman thinks she car do moth
ing without husband and when she gets one
hnds she can do nothing with him.
A recent philosopher discovered a method tt
avoid being dunned! How 7-how ?-how /?
everybody asks. Nerer run IN debt.
All men who do anything must endure de-
probation of their efforts. 1t is the dirt which
their chariot wheels throw up
Why don't you quit drinking - asked the
divinity student of X.
Il do responded the joker; eight or ter
times day
Don't rob YOURSELF as the old farmer said ia
Inc lawyer who was calling him hard names.
We suppose there is quite as large an amount
OF craft on the land as there is upon the water.
1t sensuality were happiness, beasts were hap-
pier than men; but human happiness is lodged
in the soul not in flesh
1 feel sad said an old lady, that I've got
ABOUT through with this world. l shan't enjoy
much more trouble
+ There is Gaelic proverb:-Tf the best mans
Tau is We're written on his forehead, it would
make HIM pull his hat over his eyes
One reason why the world is not reformed is,
because every man is bent on reforming others.
and never thinks of reforming himself
Many a man has missed being a great man
by spIlttlng into two middlng ones Concen-
trate your energies, if you would make your
mark in the world.
A counsel being questioned by Judge to
know Tor whom he was concerned replied,
Il am concerned for the plaintiff, but I am EN-.
ployed by the defendant
a western editor says that "a child was run
over by wagon three years old and cross-eyed,
with pantalets on, which never spoke after
wards
A rural poet, in describing his lady love, says:
she IS graceful as a wafer lily while her breath
Is an aJmtul If clover His iae is certainly ap-
preaching crisis.
When an IRISH giIl was asked a few DAYS ago.
where her mistress was, who had gone to a wa
ter'cure establishment, she replied that her mis-
tress had gone to soak
Labor is of noble birth, but PRAYER is the
daughter of Heaven. Labor has place near
the throne, but prayer touches the golden scep-
tire. Labor, Martha-like, is bnsy with much
serving, but prayer sits with Mary at the feet
of Jesus.
As we stand by the sea-shore and watch the
huge tides come in, we retreat thinking we
will be overwhelmed soon, however, they flow
back 40 with the waves Of trouble in the
world They threaten US, but firm resistance
makes them break af our feet.
Dir. A dam Clarke. who had strong AVERSION
10 pork, was called upon TO say grace at dinner,
where the principal dish was roast pig. He is
reported to have said % Lord if thou ca! st
bless under the gospel what thou didst curse
under the law, bless this pig
Some years ago, a southern editor in ATTEMPT.
ing to compliment General Pillow as a battle
scared veteran was made by the types to call
MIN "battle scared veteran. Il the next is
sue the mistake was so corrected as to read
bottle Scared veteran
A widow woman's only son went to Mexico
fought well, and returned. His mother was
plous and after he had answered numerous
inquiries as to his health, etc. said she Now
tell me, Henry, you didn pint your gun at any
OF them and commit murder, ght agin the Bible
dld you! 1t would be so wicked?' Said he :
=! Gont know as killed any one, but made
elght Oh ten of them squat id sudden =
GEN. SCoTT On THE DlsAsTER.-A dis.
Eeattened member OF Congress said to Gen.
scott yesterday, "We're beaten" The old
man Strengthening himself up, replied, mo
or no, Sir we're not beaten the Govern.
lnent ls1t beaten - Some one remarking to
GOV: seward that we were not defeated on
sunday, he answered, We've found that out
now, but too late. - Tribune
The CRANBERRY CRoP.-The Mansion Sta,
says that parties who have examined the marsh.
eS' IN TINS and Wood County, state that there
never was better prospect for very large
crop OF cranberries than there is this year.
he vines are loaded with fruit. With fayora-
pie weather the yield must be enormous. old
cranberry plckers say they have never seen the
vines look better.-POrtage City Register.
OUR NoLUNTEERs.-As a proof that the
men OF the North who compose the great army
winch has so promptly rushed to the defence
OF the Union are not the Migrants of society
seeking brea1 and the adventurous life of the
lsoloier, such as I'LL the ranks of armies in 9th
er countries, but are men who have stake in
society, and have lett at home those domestic
hes which knit man to his country, it NAV he
mentioned that single mail on Friday brought
70 the Second Wisconsin Regimen: near fou,
hundred letters and papers, and smother day
near hve hundred; and one Rhode Island req
lheLt OF thirteen hundred men received by one
MAJ ABOVE one thousand letters and papers
we earn, moreover, that the booksellers il
inns city have frequent occasion TO remark the
literary culture and scholarly taste evinced nv
many privates Of the different regiments in N.
Applications made for books 1t is no uncom
thing TO had hem inquiring for portable con,
hf some Latin classic or other work heIcno;rp e
to he higher walks of polite Naf;on
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