Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1861-12-06
MISCELLANEOUS.


What word may b pronounced quicker
by adding a'yllabls to nt-Quiek.
good many men are In the bsss health
when they are out Of 'pir't'.
Avoid little oddities In behavior. Hut do
70, despise man OF ~or'h. Tor b" having
something awkward. or les agreeable. In
lis manner.
You will not be agreeable 10 company. II
you strive to bring in or keep up subject
unsuitable to their capael,ie. OF humOr.
n We lack ,he .asaei,y TO discriminate
nicrly between our aequaln,anees and oar
irisnds. misfortune will readily do u Tor Ne.
Iii. better. in conversation with positive
men. to turn OF the subjee, 10 dispute with
.nus merry conce',. than keep up the con-
,enlion TO the disturbance Of the company.
We bear Of stealing . kiss. Bot Why
,h0ald lady charge q man With stealing
MA, she didn't have tll be gave u to her
the gif, being the very thing she calls
theft.
those who would render their charities
,.-lal should judieiou.ly disu-e them lie
who would have good crop must 'o~ With
~. hand. and no, pour on, OF the sack into
eas heap.
Ara,h young man ia this town has threat.
.nsi to apply the Maine liquor law to his
sweetheart. she inIoIicAlc. hin 80.
To give moral subjects their true relief,
,Js require. As in the 'tercOscoPe. to look
,hrough two slas-es-tha, Of the intellect
ND that Of the heart.
Beardls.s youths. .ay' Punch. are meet
-uns To arrogance and .elf-.ufcienss. AZ
ley gro~ older their whi.ksrs cover a great
90 a. Of their check.
\ little French girl was asked Why she
,, lopssr liked her doll. The answer was,
because u ys1s- me, mamma, 10 sse her
litter dressed than myself"
The name. Of he church ~ardsns Of St.
lake. Church. Bristol. England, are Duck
sod Drake. the bell ringer. name .. Chick.
ana The two sexton. bear The aPPella,iOn' Oi
Pain and Pair
MIR. DID you will &c, my Goa,
done ~ next Saturday, I shall be forever IN
o,si~i 10 you"
1t won't be done. =" aid to other, up
ca such terms "
Re rrudenily secret. Bu, Cont Aascs to
maze secret o, whN, all The world may
sao- Mr. give yoursslf airs Of being a.
siv.s a. eon.pira,or You will better die
.ppoin, i'ls curiosity By seeming to have
r5ilins to conceal
\ clergyman Opce pr,iAcsl hi. service
with My iriend., let us cav . few words
',l,re -s besis." Thi. !. .bou, equal to
ne gcutlsmAn who took . short nap before
went to sleep.
The Iri.h .borsseper who VA. lately cheat
NJ BY en- old woman stealing jar Of -hi'-
KEY. and lea,ing ur Of water IL ID, place.
de-eribsd her a. speaking a strange dialect,
neither Irish nor English. A puns,sr said be
bad reason TO COMPLAIN u the jarsOu, Gar
gone
learn in childhood. IL you can. ,hA, hap
pines Is not outside. bat inside. A good
heart and clear conscience bribs happiness,
witch no riches and no Circumstances alone
can ever DO.
T, Try whether your Conversation is like
~ To b acceptable TO people Of sense, mag
ihs wha, you would say written down. OF
printed. and consider hO~ !, would rad
ether /, would aPp-ar natural, improving
and entertaining. or affected. unmeanins
a. mischicvOus.
What nay - very entertaining in com
rany With i:noran; people. may p tire.ome
10 thu-, Who kno~ more II the matter than
yo1syii.
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