, 1861-11-28

LlGlsT OF Ci1ENIsTKY.-A-sas-siz
The TINE THAT TRIES MEMS SoCL$,-Niu-
1er.
The first apple was eaten by the first
lai7.
The LAST DING OF THE DINNER pEL1.--
Pudding.
THE NAN WHO CARRIES ALL BEFORE HIM
The WHccllayror man.
SOLDIERS r1Ty FOR Tue WOUNDED on THE
DA1TLE-FlELp.-"Oyc the left ''-oncs.
What tribe os Indians could obtain i loan
with TIC most .s5c:-Iawn-ces.
WANTED TO rATEST--Tle Filter of Mis-
toriuAc, 10 separate true friends from the
sci1n.
~ youths love is lie more passionate
virgins love more virtuous.
VERY few persons have sense enough to
de=1i=c tho praise OF q fool
-Scn,ehody says that every cord of wood
given 10 the poor is recorded above.
If you do coed, forget it il evil, rcnlcu-
tvr and repent of it.
The most mischicyous liars arc those WHO
keep j,'sl vi tit verge Of truth.
Follow the fashion; you had better dis
play other peoples follfcs than your OWL
Those who heed not Gods writ arc often
forced 10 heed tie sllcritTs.
Women never truly command till they
i"Hc given illeir promises 10 obey.
The wise man justly regards goodness as
something to bc attained.
What Il hurthcn is leisure to a mind IN.
prepared iuT its enjoyment.
Live down ca}nmny; the best reply to
s:andcrous reports is good life.
In tlc end all men find the devils work
the hardest they ever undertook.
An angry woman, like an angry snake,
makes Il terrible exhibition Of tongue
Some people are so obtusc that one would
hardly think they could have an acute dis,
case.
He WHO knows his ignorance is the pos,
SCISSOR Of the rarcst kind Of valuable knowl
edge.
1t is not likely that tomorrow will prove
a more convenient season for your relor1na
lion than to-day. Reform no2c.
-TIlc superficial nlust converse with 9TH
crs, but tic wise can, in addition, converse
also with themselves.
WHAT IT TAKES TO Put DowS TIE REBEL
L1oN-P:entv Of bullion, and VIC must put {
good face upon it.
Mrs. Partiny;on says that there is not
enough Of the spirit Of iG i'll tic South to fl
| 1Euld ll1hE.
Why do our soldiers need no BARRIERS
| 81 c:ilse the: arc regularly shaved by tie GOV
NlHlASiiI tDlitIitttGIss
| For organizing an army, feeding, cloth
Ing and ct,uilpinE it, and going into war btlsi
ness Ill gtner:sl, the American people stand :
| lean.
! They pass best over the world,'' sale
| Queen Elizabeth, "who pass over it quickly
| Tor 1t is hut boy-if VIC stop nc sink.'
There are number Of heavy guns now i,
tlle forti1ica1ions Oh Arlington Heights, an,
at the risk Of being thought traitorous, vi
must say that We wish the rebels would TAX
the whole Charge of them.
| FR1ESDsl11r.-pro is no just scale
:tdicrsiiy is tic only b;a!aucc IL Weigh friend
! ii1.-PHtossh,
| CuIID1ES.-Tlc smallest arc nearest God
us the smallest stars arc nearest the sun
-HdH, It Ge'7naa poet.
|ASlTT.-Tlsc vanity Of llulna1 life is like
| river, constantly passing away, and yet con
| s1an1is coming on.-Dcaa Snift.
/ Forgiveness, tho noblcst of all sclf-dcnIal
is virtue, which lie alone who can practice il
himself can Willingly believe i'll another.
| 1t is curious to note the old sca-margin
of human thought Each subslding eenlur:
| yields some new mystery; VIC build wlcr
monsters used to hide themselves.
People WHO arc always talking sentiment
haSc usually no very deep feelings. The les
water You l,lyc in your kettle, the sooner
begins to make noise and smoke.
Learn in childhood, YOU eau, that l1l1
pincEs is not outside, but inside. 4 goo
l4eart and 4 clear conscience brin. Aappincs:
witch 10 riclcs and no circumstances Alou
ever do.
LIFE AND DEATH-Wi,llc nc are reasonin
concerning lilc, life is gone; and dcatl
though perhaps they receive him di1itreutl,
yet treats alike the fool and the phiIosop1,t
Hume.
MAS.-Man is a glorious poem; each life
can1o, each day line. The melody pla,
ftc!'y at first upon the trembling chords
lis little heart, but with time gains pow'
and beauty as il sweeps onward, until at III
tic final notes die away, far above tho worl
amidst the melodies Of fhcaycn.-Goethe-
EprcAr1oS.-What sculpture is to a bloc
Of marble, education is to i human soul, II
philosopher, the saint, and the hero; the wis
1le coed. or the !:rca' man, very often lie Ii
and concealed in 4 plcbeian, which prop
education might have disintcrred, and In
brought 10 liGEt,-Spectator.
The same o1ject seen from three diff
c1lt points Of yicw-tlle Past, the Present, III
!Lc Future-ottcn exhibits three differe
c faces to Us; like thosc sign-boards over sllo
d"nrs which represent the face Of lion rs
approach, Of Il man when We arc in front, ii
Vi Ill ass whei. VIC haze passed
He who is open, without leyity gent
Gus, without waste: secret, without Graf
humble: without lncanness, bold, without
s,lenee; cautious, without anxiety: regu.:
yet not formal mild, yet not tianid; firm y
not tyr:nnlcal is made 10 pass tic ordeal
honor, friendship, VIRTUE.
LEISURE Uor'Es.-Thcre is room enough
human liic to crowd almost every art Il
science in ii. II I've pass to-day without 4 Ii
visit place without the company ofa DO
we MAY will. ea=e FL, l;'r:T!vS, or EN-;
them Of their contents. The more VIC do. t
more w c:M Go; the more tusy We are, /
more leisure we Layc-Hns}itf