The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1861-10-10
CATHARTTC PILLS

| OPERATE by their powerful influence on the
" mternai vlseera to purify the blood and stimu-
late 1t INTO healthy action They remove the
distractions of the stomach bowels liver and other
organs of the BODY, and by restoring their ;rreoular
action to health, correct wherever they exist such
arrangements as are the first causes of disease.
An extensive trial of their virtues by Professors,
Physicians and Patients, has shown cures of dan
gerous diseases almost beyond belief were they not
substantiated By persons of such exalted position;
and character to forbid the suspicion of untruth
Their certificates published in my American
Almanac, which the Agents below named are
pleased to furnish free to all inquiring.
Annexed give Directions for their in the
complaints which they have been found to
| For COsTIvENEss. - Take one two Pills, or
such quantity as to gently move the bowels. Co.'S
tiveness is frequently the aggravating cause of
PILES, and the of one complaint is the cure
OF both. No person can feel well while under
costive habit of body. Hence it should be, as it
can be, promptly relieved.
| FoR DYSPEPSIA, which is sometimes the cause
of COSticeHeSS and always uncomfortable take mild
doses from one to four to stimulate the stomach
and liver into healthy action They will do it, and
the heartburn 6odybt17l and SotlbsUn of dyspepsia
will rapidly disappear. When it has gone, don't
| forget what cured you.
For Foul STOMACH, or Morbid Inactio,a Of the
Bo1eis, which produces general depression of the
spirits and bad health take from four to eight Pills
at first, and smaller doses afterwards, until activity
and strength is restored to the system.
For NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, NAUSEA
Pam an the StOnach Back, Side, take from four
to eight pills on going to bed. If they do not oper-
ate sufficiently, take the next day until they
do. These complaints will be swept out from the
system. Don't wear these and their kindred dis
orders because your stomach is foul.
For SCRoFULA, ERYsIPBLAs, and all Diseases
othe Skin take the Pills freely and frequently to-
keep the bowels open The eruptions will gener-
ally soon begin to diminish and disappear. Many
dreadful ulcers and sores have been healed up by
the purging and purifying effect of these Pills, and
diSCuStno fO SAT
the whole system have completely yielded to their
influence, leaving the sufferer in perfect health.
Patients your duty to society forbids that YOU
should parade Yourself around the world covered
with pimples blotches ulcers sores, and all any
of the uncean diseases of the skin, because your
system wants cleansing.
To PURIFY THE BLOOD, they are the best med-
cine ever discovered. They should be taken fFe-S
and frequently and the impurities which SOW the
seeds of incurable diseases will be swept out of the
system like chaff before the wind By this property
they do much good in preventing sickness as by
the remarkable cures which they making every
where.
LIVER COMPLAINT, JAUNDICE, and ell Bilious
affections, arise from some arrangement either
torpidty congestion, Obstructions of the Liver.
TOrpidty and congestion vitate the bile and render
it unfit for digestion. This is disastrous to the
health, and the constitution is frequently under
mined by no other cause. Indigestion is the symp-
tom. Obstruction of the duct which empties the
bile into the stomach causes the bile to overflow
into the blood. This produces Jaundice with a
long and dangerous train of evils. Costiveness,
alternately costiveneSs and diarrhGa, prevails.
Feverish symptoms anguor, low spirits, weariness,
restlessness, and melancholy, with sometimes in
ability to sleep, and sometimes great drowsiness;
sometimes there is pain in the side; the skin
and the white of the eyes become greenish Yellow
the stomach acid; the bowels sore to the touch !;
the whole system irritable with tendency to fever
which may turn to bilious fever bilious collie, bilious
diarrhGa dysentery, &c. A medium dose of three
four Pills taken night followed by two three
in the morning, and repeated few days will remove
the of all these troubles 1t is wicked to suffer
such pains when you can cure them for % cents.
RHEUMATISM, GOUT, and all L'lt3ao'matOyy Fe-
rers are rapidly cured by The purifying effects of
these Pills upon the blood and the stimulus which
they afford to the vital principal of Life For these
and all kindred complaints they should be taken IN
mild doses, to the bowels gently, but freely.
As DINNER PILL, this is both agreeable and
useful. No Pill can be made more pleasant to take,
and certainly none has been made more efectual to-
the purpose for which dinner pill is employed.
PREPARED BY
DIR. j. e.. AYER & CO.,
Practical and Analytical Chemists,
LOWELL, MASS,
AND SOLD BY
Sold in Stroudsburg, by Holl! !nshead and
Detrick, and James n. Durling.