Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1861-05-24
0riainal Matter.
For the Yorkville Enquirer.
Sandy Sniff1es to Abe Linkhorr


Most Craze and Potent Sir I've bin
rumenatin since my last to you, on the
state of the kuntry, and have bin strivin tu
fcks op sum plan to divest the calamitys
of war, if I mout knot be considered tn OBJ
sequs. Alough me tn give you my did,
gram As our trends tn the north seam tn
be sortur bilin for want of sumthin tn du,
and fearin you mout be in jeppurdy, OWN
tn the vortex of publik cousternashun, sup
posin you send for the Prinse uf Wales, or
them fellers what live in Japan. It would
be kinder Ros Du Gurree, as Richurd the
thurd sed tn mahommet, at the battel Nv
Knew Orleens, an keep them still til you
consume the powers that bee. Then you
ken xclaim, as Robinson Crusaw did when
he wus kast ava on Santer Rose Ilund, "I'm
monark of all I survey"
Kudent We git up sumthing that wood
pay expensis and help raise Reveuew til
We are abel tn plase barron septer in your
hand? Then you can proclame as gineral
Cary did at the battel Of Luudy's lane
"Td sooner be hog an suck the who!sum
vapors of demJohn, than such man."
How would manageree or theatre du ?
You ulster act comic everlasten vel. You're
old sensus taker of the publik property,
kud be Van Humbug. Bill sewerd mout
tend tu the monkys, be bein good judge Of
human mater, and uster them kind Nv var
munts. Chase kud poke up the elefunt an
sho him roun on act of his knc!edge oftryg-
ernometry. Blare mout worry the Tigers
and hieenas, OWN to his nowledge of stripes.
Camron wood answer nifty judigious, fur
Bill sticker, and kould soft soap the foxes
as be went ahed.
Where's Dubbleda? Kudent you git him
to take charg ov the musk ? He amt much
at composiu, but he's orful to bio. He
blowed powerful! in the crkus in Charleston
harbur, an if it hadent bin fur the fer
works, he'd astonisht the uativs. If hit
wouldent be tu hefcasus on my part, Id
keep dore.
understand that youv stopt the males.
I haven't diskivered anything of hit doun
here, yet ther still goiu on tn Virginia, an
pensacoler by che thousend, sum Of them
the most unarthly lokin varmunts you ever
seed. Tha look like nuthiu III do them
but fyght. l see Meyer, the CRATE Irish
Pat Riot is gettin up rigement of Irish,
tu make your callin and elecshun shure.-
Theyl do moustrous we'll providen you kan
keep them in the dark, but if ever you let
them git down here and tha find out ther
in free kuntry, I'm doutiu tha vii be ta-
ken with leevin. Sub Roser, as Joan de
Ark sed tu Gineral Jacksun, at the battel
of waterloo.
Sc your mersunarys are still kummin
on tu Washington. I think theirs no kinder
use Sendin them to this regin, as the nativs
ar like gerabaldi, ther jined to Idols, let
em alone. Whose Jineral Blocks ado,
what he sent tu Charlestun tu keep the
ships out? I fere he aint mutch of an hos
sifer, or that ship kudent hav run in. l
kalculate tho it was on account of the den-
sity of the atmospher, and the muskeeters
tugether. I must now konklude tu kun tu
close, hopin this will find you state 90.
Civ my respects tu all inquirin trends and
expect the same yourself.
Yours eturnully,
SANDY SNIFFLES.
Pc dee.-Whers Barnum, your CRATE
potograf an forerunner What's he arter