Weekly Trinity journal., 1861-02-16
A. Ward Travels.
ONTO THE WING, December, 1860.

ONTO THE WING, December 1860.
Gents Of the Editorial Korpse Of Family Fair
Since last rit you I've met with mmence success
shown my show in vars places particly at Detroit Put
up at Mr.. Russcls tavern very good tavern too, but
Gouge Game me. ! brandished my new sixteen dollar
huntn-casc watch round considerable as was dresst
in my store clothes had lot of weet-scented
grease my hair am free to confess that thought
lookt putty gay 1t never once struck me That lookt
green. But steps clerk axes me hadn't better put
my watch in the Safe. "Sir' seq l. that watch cost
sixteen dollars Yes Sir every dollar of il You can't
cum it over me, my boy Not at All Sir, know d what
clerk wanted. He wanted that watch himself. He
wanted to make believe .ho he ockt it up in the safe
then he would set the house fire and pretend tho the
watch destroyed with the other property But he
caught Tomarter when he got hold OF me. From Detroit
go Westard hoe. On the he lookin female,
with green cotton umbreer in one hand and handful
of Reform tracks in the other She sed every woman
should have Spear Them didn't demand their Spears
didn't know what was good for them. " What is my
Spear? she axed adlressin the people in the " Is
it to stay home darn socins be the serlare of
show myself the ekal of man9 Is there sister in these
keers that has her proper spear?' Saying which this
times II finally jabbed me in the weskit with it.
81 have no obieeshuns t" your gon into the Spear
bizniss," seq ], but you'll please remember amt
pickerl. Don't Spear me agin, you please, She so
At Ann Arbor being seized with n sudden faintness
called for drop of suthin to drink AS stirrn the
beverage up, pale faced in gold spcctacles laid his
hand upon my shoulder sed Look not upon the wine
sez I, "This amt wine. This is Old Rye
IN stingdh like Adder and titah like Sdrpem"'
81 guess not" sed l. " when you put sugar in it,
That's the way alars take mine y
| :" Ilav you grown up SirY' the man axed
WALL replide, as put myself outside my beverage
! " my Artemus junior. Is going on Is.
"Aint you afraid if you set this example bel him. he
cum to bad endY
Hes to waxed end already. He's learnin the
Oemakin pereshun. rcpide. ~ guess both
git along without your assistance, Sir, observed
as he about to open his mouth agin.
This is a cold world - sed the man.
| "That's But you'll git into a by and
by, il you don't mind your own bizniss better"
little riled the fcllcr take nnythin only
temperance lecturer, and if he iniucc to stop
is retaied round the country, shall hartiy rejoice. Bet
ter Civ Prusck Assd to onct, than to pizen 'em to
deth by degrees.
At Albion met with overwhelmin success. The cele-
brated Albion Female Sen enary is located here there
air 800 young ladies in the Insushun pretty enuf
to eat without scasonn The yOung ladies
very kind to vountearin to pin handbs onto the
backs Of their dresses 1t surbme site to
300 young ladies goin round with advertisement OF A.
Wards unparalleled show, conspickusly posted onto their
dresses
They've got Panck up this way and refoozc to take
Western money. IL worth much and when
western who know what IL is, rcoozc to take their
it Is about time other folks stOpt handln it,
Banks Dustin every day, goin up higher any bal
loon of which hav record These Western bankers
air a sweet 4 luvy set of man. wish owned good a
hous a of 'em would break into
Virtoo is its reward. a. WARD