Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1861-04-19
LITTLE OR NOTHINGS.
DOMESTIC CANNIBALs.-Back- -biters.

LITTLE Oh NOTHINGS.
DOMESTIC CANNIBALs.-Back-b -biters.
Every art is best taught by example;
good deeds produce good friends. .E
An envious man repines at his neigh
boris life as much as if he supported him.
He who feels his own DEFICIENCIES will be
a charitable man for his own sake. '
One never regrets doing a polite or a
kind thing, no matter how it is received.
A man acquires more glory by defend
ing than by abusing others.
Of what use is it that woman can
prate about Bacon, if she cannot cook pork?
Which is the queen of roses in the gar
den? The rose of the watering-pot, for it
rains over all the others. e...
Happiness must arise from our own tenn
per and actions, and not Immediately from
any external conditions.
There are some human tongues which
have two sides, like that of certain quad
rupcds, one smooth, the other very rough
A SPORTING CoNUNDEUM.-Why isa bad
shot like an amusing fellow because he
is the boy to keep the game alive.
KINDNEss.--A word of kindness is sell
dom spoken in vain-it is a seed which
even dropped by chance springs up a flower
An important reason for benevolence is,
that though you may forget your own joy
from being 50 accustomed to it, the joy of
others seems ever something new.
GooD-NArURE is of daily use; but cour-
age is at best but holiday kind of vir-
tue, to be seldom exercised, and never but
in cases of necessity, I
Men often dread poverty the more, the
farther they are removed from it, as, the
more giddy the height to which we have
attained, the more frightful yawns the
gulf below. r"
SUCcEss.-There is no greater obstacle
to success than in trusting in something
to turn up something.
What is the difference between Char
lotte Ann and Ann Eliza ?-One is q
quack and the other chemist.-How SO !?
Why, the former is charlatan and the
latter an analyser.
A great poet says that the mountains
stand fixed forever" We know, however,
; that it is no uncommon thing for them to
slope.
A COMPANY THAT REALLY SHOULD BE
"LIMITED. "A company of crinolines ;
with not the slightest additional "power
to add to their number or extent
Punch Iii. #r
Mrs. Partington expresses her appre-
henson that the people of the gold re-
gions will bleed to death, as the papers
are constantly announcing the opening Of
another vein. e-5 n. ls sld
BILLY, how did you lose your finger ~
easy enough" said Billy. I suppose
you did; but how? 81 guess you'd have
lost yourn if it had been where mine
was" THAT don't answer my question" /"
"Well, if you must know" said Billy, Il
had to cut it off, or else steal the trap"
A facetious gentleman, travelling in the
country, on arriving at a roadside inn in
the evening. was met by the ostler, whom
he thus addressed: "Boy, extricate that
quadruped from the vehicle, stabulate him,
devote him an adequate supply of nutri-
tious aliment and when the Aurora Of
morn shall again illumine the oriental
horizon / will reward you with a pecun-
larry compensation for your amiable hos
pitality." The boy, not understanding a
word ran into the house, saying master,
here's a Frenchman wants to see you"
THE FRENCH MODE OF GRAFTING.-The