The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1861-06-08

1 -
Sir, you re inserlent. The pls;n aues.
ton is. will you haul down the star-Susa. )
| gied Banner, and hist the Southern Gao :'S 3
Nary hist ~ Those was nv reply.
50 Your wax works and beests is then eou.i
hsiicated, & you air arrested as Spy lsss
* 1" My fragrant roses of the.Soulh-
ern cline and Bloomin daffodils, what's the
tprice of whisky in this town. and how
many cubic feet OF that seductive food can
you Individually hold ?''
They made no reply to that, but said nv
wax fggers was coa6st;cated axed them
II that was ginerally the stile anong thieves
IN that country, to which they also made
no reply, but sed was arrested a. = Spv.
and must go to Montgomery in iruns. They
was by this time jined by large crowd Of
other Southern palrile, who commenst hoE.
/ lerin Hang the bald headed aberktioniss.
and bust up his immoral exhibi,ioaIp
was ceased aud tied to stump, aid the
crowd went for my tent--that water proof
1 pavilion, wherein instruction and amoose-
ment had been 80 muchly combined, aa IS
j cents per hesd-and tore it all 20 pieees.--
Meanwhile dirty faced boys was throRiH
stuns and empty beer bottles at my massiv
brow, and takin other improper liberties
with my person. Resistance was useless,
for variety of reasons, as l readily OBJ
sarved.
The Sesesbers coDfs6cated my statcots
| by smashin them to attums. They then
went to my money box and confsticated all
the loose change therein contained. They
then went and bust in my cages, lettin all
the animiles loose, small but helthy tiger
among the rest. This tiger has a excen-
trio way of tearin dogs to pesees, and al
lers sposed from his gineral conduck that
he'd hev no hesitashun in servin human
beins in the SEINE way if he could get at
them. Excuse me if was crooil, but
larfed boysterrusly when saw that tiger
spring in among the Peple. % Go it my
give you for bitin off my left thum with all
whose Lare has bin invaded by Seseshors!''
can't say for certain that the tiger Sc
risly injured any of them. but as he was
seen few DAYS after sum miles distant.
with large and we'll selected assortment of
seats of lrowsis in his mouth, and as he
lookt as tho he'd bin havin sum vilent ex-
ercise. rather guess he did. You will
therefore perceive that they didn't con6sti-.
cate him much. s .
was carried to Montgomery in iruns
=
! ornery edits, but the table was literally sur
piled with Bakin an Cabbidge. This was
q good variety for when didn't banker af-
ter Bakin could help myself 10 the cab
bidge. ......... ....
bad nobody to talk 10, nor nothing TO
talk about, howsoever, and was very lone
iy specially on the first day SO when the
; jaler parst my lonely sell put the few stray
hairs on the back part of my head (l'm
bald now, but there was time when wore
sweet auburn ringlets) into as dish hevild
state as possible, Il rollin my eyes like
manyyuck, cride Stay. jaler, stay L
am rot mad but soon shall be if you don't
bring me suthin to Talk +" He brung me
: newspapers, for which thanked him kindly.
At larst 1 got interview with Jefferson
Davis, the President of the Southern Con-
thieveracy He was quite perlite, and
axed me 10 sit down. and state my case.
, did it, when he larfed and sed his gsllunb
, men had bin a little enthusiastic in con-
6sticating my show.
YES" SCI I, "they confsticatied me
too muchly. I had sum bosses con6stica-
ted in the same way onet, but the conisti'
Gators air now pouudin stun in the Stase<
|, Prison at IDjinnapylus."
F. Wall, wall, Mister Ward. you are at
liberty to depart; you air friendly to the
South. | know. Even now we hav many
freps in the North, who sympathise with
us, and won't mingle with this fight"
"J.. Davis, there's your CRATE mistaik.-
f Many of US was your sincere TRENDS and
! thought certain parties among us was fusin
about YOU and meddln with your consarns
intirely too much. Bat j. Davis, the mint
Won FIRE gun at the piece of dry goods
r called the tar-Spangled Banner, the North
: gifts I'D and rises en- massy, IN defence OF
, that banner. Not agin you as individuals
! NOT aqin the South even-but TO save the
! far. We should indeed be weak in the
knees. unsound in Leart, milk-wbite IN the
liver, and soft in the he'd, if we stood quiet
;, ly by and saw this glorious Govyment
! smashed to pieces. either by Turin or
= intestine foe. The gentle-harted mother
: hates to take her naughty child across her
! knee, but she knows it is her dooty to do It.
: So we shall hate to whip the naughty South.
but we must do it if she don't make back
, tracks at onct, and We shall wollup you Qua
!; of your boots J. Davis. it is my decided
opinion that the Sonny South is maxim
, eereius mutton he'd of herself
a. Go on, sir. you're safe enuH. You re
2 small powder for me y SEQ the fresidens
of the Southern Conthieveracy.
WAT till go home and start ont the
BaldinsviIl Mounted Hoss Cavalry I'm
Gaping of that Corpse, am, and J. Davis
beTarei Jefferson D., now leave you =
Farewell nv gay Saler Boy Good bye,
INV bold buccaneer Pirut of the deep
blue sea, adoo! adoo
NV tower threw the Southern Conthiev:
eracy ON nv way home was thrlllin enui
far WELLER covers. 1t will form the su6Jeck
of nv next. Betsy Jane and the progeny
air we'll. Yours respectively,
=. A. WARD.
.MrcvuA SMALL spAcE."-Tbe Bos-