Randolph County journal. [volume] (Winchester, Randolph County, Ind.) 1855-1862, 1861-07-18
ARTEMUS WARDS
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o5 nInt. pa,in agItea laai iAara revised
ue ora-hau, tnl added .am 'hins nh..a
make. 50 atprepossef - ue i.nes taai j oia.
.rNi.e would hs. { hatt ti.o corrected O.
gram. mere arl runltaaai . ii. 10 my ovu
puutgaoatnb boe jAs. Tue priatn .n Vaui.
ty Fair oGlss can't leaktssass .f,l = c-ui..
FfuEs CITIZENS: I've bia haaored
with invite 70 nora.e before vo1 to-day
anl when .ay tha, skureey lee, csd
TO the ta,a Ian sure YOU VII b'4ieve
me.
Weathersfeli IS 'asty celebrated for
her onyins AM pa'r.tsm tie word over.
and To be axrd - paws and address yoa
on this. nv io,, pcri,sbesaal tower threw
New Enelar. causes me 20 'rel--'o itsl
Gmty say it caasc- nae % JSei lGrate ar
plaws They though, this was one OF
my eccentricities. while the fact IS vas
stuck. This between ycu and l.
lam plane man. don', know uothiu
about no ded languages and am Hii't
shaky on lircn ones. Therei. eaneet ao
aowcry talk from me Nhtt / shall say
will be the pint, right s,rate oat.
I'm not politician and M other habits
air good. I've no encmys to reward nor
friends to sponge. But Tam a Union
man. luy the Union-it {. good thing
and it makes ms heart bleed L. sees lot
of ornerv people a-movin heaven-uo
not heaven, but ,he other plsee--4nd
earth To bust i,un. Too much good blud
was split in couri.n and marryin that billy
respectable female the Goodies o. Liber-
ty. To cit divorce from her now Ny
own Statcof iniiany celebrlicd for un-
hirchn married pcp'e with ucatness and
dispatch. but yoa cant rit a divorce sln
the Goddess mp there. Notify no ns
The old gal has behaved herself too s.
to cast her oi. now. I'm sorry the pie
don't giv her no shoes or stockins.
the band Of stars upon her he'd must con
tihh'f 70 sH'he uhu'iaeu' i'ft',' :"
'o' ''' ''.'' 80 sue ar anu "','''''''' ''
tue arm o' every orhely c'.s VINO ".','i'-
P's 70 ou'' "''e uP' '.'' me- nav
Se"' - - u '''' '"'''' e'' anu 90
'"'' pun % ''c oi"'''u' = i'''' 'e'' e'""
'V'' '''' ""j''''0 ''''s
s'oerin the !efse nuh'er oi putty gas
pFesen' was more ira'a ol DA"FE"
SIho"A' ln's was li'Pronl?too ana seem
cd 100 a'n'oSe 'ncm very 'nue"I
feller Citizens--l hain't got time 70
notis the growth of Ameri6y irum the
time when the Mayiiowers cum over tie
Pilgrim and brawt r.ymmata Rock with
them, 5ut every skool boy noseoar kareer
has Din tremenjis. You VII excuse ne if
don't nrase the cry settlers OF the hol-
onies. Popie winch hung iliotie oil M
ia Tar witches burnt holes IN 0ah1ers
tongues ar eonsinei their ieller er tiers
to the tredmiii and p.llerF on tie siiiest
lprovocashun may hav bin very nice folks
in ther way, but must confess don't adj
mre their ,tile, and WI pass them bv. I
spose they meut well, AMI sa, in the novel
and techin lsnswiice Of She naseparers,
"peas to their ashis." Tbre was TO dis
kount. however, or them brave men hu 81
bed and died in the American Rceolu.
shun. Weneedn't he afraid of setting
EN- up two steep. Like my Show, tbev
viii stand any amount Of p-ssc. Cro.
WAsEIvGIoN was abowt tae best man ta.s
world ever sot eyes on. lie was c'esr-
headed, warm hearted, brave an ] s..3lv
goiu man. Henever sLoPr OVER. TIE
preraln weakness Of most pabiek men.
is to SLOP OVER! (Pat them words in
large le,tcrs.--A. W They eft fI,ea M
md slon Thev Rnsb Ts;,--
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baukv. o. course they oit t.rowel even.
tooual,yf not sooner wben tbay s,e
tbe npltitoed go-. +, Hind ,s-v ~ p
Mel with +, instid Of exsrtin ,s--es-,r.s
to set it right. Taey can't see that the
crowd which is now besrin them ,-;er
~ ~ on ITS s'olliers will soon diskiver
''' error ana cast 'Aem INTO tae boss pous
oi Ooa'yam without tae slites hes.t->aua