, 1861-04-01
Vanity Fairies.

SoSG FOR THE NAVAL LARTIILERY-"C ColIm-
bad, the Gun OF the Ocean.
PARADox1cAL IA clever artist may be ever
so poor, may net have an item Of personal
has Effects to dispose Of
ScIESTm1c.-lti is one Of natures parado1es
that II you want to keep q coal fire hot, you
must keep it coa1ed.
THE BEAUTY OF NORWEGIAN PoETRY-1ts
peculiar Finnish.
l4ExIooGKAFMc.-Sc7iug "a border, ed
ging.: The Border States, for instances.
SALVAGE s-Thtngs saved from ont of g ship
wreck Tae Border States, for instance.
ARGUMENTUI Id HoM1yY,-Sinee the hun
cry Aississiprians have received gratuftOus
supplies Of Breadstuffs from Chicago, the
Southern Confederacy ought to be called the
WesteEncorn-fed-esacy.
Bills OF LPR-Due Of our Youth-Tallor's
Blls.
On Sight-Opticiaus' Bills
Terrible Bores--Board Bills.
Wat a prize -Croton Bills.
Observation-Disclosures Bills.
Not lightly diexegarded--Gas Bills.
Lastly-Bootmakers' Bills.
LITTLE RHYMES FOE LITTLE BENJAMIN.
Beujie was besn., Benjie wat thief;
Bentie went to college ard stole a handkerchief;
Spphs swore at BsDjie-tea1s h1l'd Benjie'e eyes
Ben3ie next ste1e watches, pcuknives, jewels
meet
Prc1 want to Benjie. Benj;e straight confessed;
beDJae went to Congress, and you can guess the
BRAss VERSUS srEE1.-It is taid that every
military company at Charleston has power
fnl display of brass musical instruments :. the
peaceful musicians, in 1act, nearly riyalling the
Tarllke soldiery in number.
This may explain the language Of the Charles
ton -Neycury, which Invariably speaks Of the
Southern army as q Gallant Band!
FCsauR1AI--"Nai1 mills ia Fall River have
stopped fo5 want Of business knocked
In the head BY tho Nmes-r-f. O. Hae&3y Ds!ta-
We don't know how it may be ut Fall Ri
ver-but we saw = Mil yesterday in the Park
between two opple girls, In which Nails were
extensively used, and which certainly did not
stop for want Of business, so long as wesaw it.
SFEc1Ag1s OF SEcEssIoHAL SCHOOL BooKs-
-Pdnity Fair having discovered want Is IT.
solved to supply it. Our Seeding brethren
want food for the young mind frea from the
abolition Vtr1e, and We have accordingly pre-
pared series Of Biographies, Spelling books,
Gran,mass, DC, in which every idea Is q native
Of the Sunny South, and therefore appropri-
ute to Southern Sonnies. Our cayeat IS en-
tered with the excellent JEFF.
FROM ouR SOUTHERN GEoaRAPHY.-SouTH
GARoIlNA-A .3 vast empire, hounded On the
North by the Arctic Ocean, East by Fort Sum-
ter, South By the Tortugas, and West By the
Pacific The population ts illlmitaele,. the
productions fnca1culable, its resources dnex-
haustible. The people are happy because the
Better Halt OF themselves are slaves. Its
Ch1Ealry awes the World BY valiant deeds its
navy defes the battle and the breeza,
PRopUcT1oaa.-Sout Carolina produces
chatties of every shade, to suit the taste Of the
purchaser.
DIsEAzEs.-Th prevailing disorders are VIC
lent Retches md Slckseseio1. 4 DR.. JACKSON
once invented cure for these complaints.
LrIERkTURE-The standard Of literature Is
high. The Charleston Mar1ry, the journal Of
the western world, is renowned for tse purity
of ita English End the elevation Of Its morals.
It's circulation is enormous, It Justly holds
every man traitor who docs not steal 91m
The q. s. Govosasasrt.
oum sEoEss1ox Ga.AzplAR,-.The peculIsrity
Of this work is its proper use Of terms. Fer
INSTANCE ws say sTht nom ia the slaTe ct tie
verb" Tbs vez5 is the master Of the acer.
Eattve-" Great strees Is laid on Passfres ind
snptnea. ohedfsnce ie taught p evezy Ina
COPIES TRoA DUB RECESSION oopx BOOZE.
Poor whites are poor trash = -, -..-.. {. ::
Myu1'd tpoI the Niger xpsre the iaah.
Little boys when you fog don't mind gash, ," &c,
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