Bradford reporter. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, 1861-10-31
(From Vanity Fair)
Artemus Ward sees the Prince Napo-
leon.

Nothwithstandin | halut writ much for the
papers of late. nobody needn't fatter :heIr-
! selves that the undersigned Is ded. Oa the
contrary, | still live" which words was
spoken by Daniel Webster, who was a able
man Even the oid-ne wings of Boston will
admit that Webster IS dead now, however,
aud bis muutie has pro bly, fallen into the
hands Of sum dealer Iu 2nd hand close, who
cau't sell il. LeaStways nobody pears to be
goIu round weariu It 10 any particular extent,
now days. Tue regiment OF whom 1 was kuT-
ual fually concluded they was better adapted
10 Home Guards, which accounts for your not
hearn OF me ear thIs, where the battle is the
thckest aud where tue cannIu doth roar
But as a A mericau citizen | shall never cease
10 admire The mssteriy advance our troops
made on Washington from Bull Run, short
time ago. Ii vas well dun. | spoke 10 NV
vile about il Ut the time. My wife said il
was well dun
1t haglH there determined TO perfect Bal
diUsvIiie at haZZArdS aud as there was no ap-
preHeushuus D. any ImmejIt danger l thought
| wUuiu 20 ori onto pleasure tower. Ac-
cUruIugiy | pot Ou clean Billed SlHt aud
Started Tor Washington. | weuI there to see
the PnuIs NapuIeou, and Lot 10 set the place,
which / viii here take occasion 10 oOsarEe !,
about as IuterrsliR LOCALITY as there Is this
SIDE o; j. DaEI>s tutur home, If he ever does
Gle, aud where l recon they' make it 50 warm
lUr AIuI that he ~iH s. for htS summer close
Ii Is easy euuf 10 see why mau goes TO
tie poor house or the peuuyIeutIgTy. us be
caWs lie cant help il. But why be should vol
uutarliy 20 aud 1--we 10 Washington Is entirely
beyond NY cOmpreheus.ouS, AMI | can't say
uU IaIrtT LUr that.
puI up to q lcadn hotel. saw the land
lUEd aud sed How dye do, Square p
PITY ceuts, I'll" Was his reply.
Sr :.
Halt dollar We charge twenty FIVE
cents lUr hoki7 81 the landlord aud fifty cents
tor >yeaklu 10 hiu. If yUu want supper,
( Toy Viii SHOW TO the ding rOOm for tHeuIy-
five ceuts Your room Deiu 10 the tenth Sto-
: ~, II SIu cost YOU 4 dollar 10 be sbowu up
Iuere,'
How much do you AZ a man for breath
! in in IuIs equu0m,ka tarTuu ? sed
Ten ul. ! UTelh, Vas bis reply.
Washington hotels Is very reasonable in
their charges \. B-Tnls Is SArka>suu.)
sent up my keerd 10 the Pnuys aud was
ImmrJUly usher,d before him. He received
lie kluuy au1 axed ME To slI down.
| Uay cum TO pay my respects to yon,
Mister Napoleon, hoplu l see yOu bale aud
neaIty.'
i sm quite WE'LL he said Are you
we'll Slr.Z7
.- Sound as a cuSs y | answered.
de seemed to be pleased SItu my ways, and
We catered Into conversation 10 oDce.
HOAs Lewis = | aXed, aud he sad the
Emperor Vas veil Eusruy Was likewise well,
be said Then / axed hun sas Lewis good
prVyIder GId be cum hums aEiy mites dII
lie prIi0om her bedroom at Ous-asOuabIe
hour With gIu and laUzy DID ne 60 TO
g the Lodge" on nights ben there wasn't auy
Lodge dId be Oiltu uaT 10 20 down TO Josu
10 meet trend uId be have a extensive
acquaintance among pour yUuBg SldGeTs whose
husbands VAS iu CaAioruy To ali OF which
questions ihe Puuts perHteiy replied, gwen
me 70 understand IhAE The Emperor was be
baviu vel
ak these questions. nv ROYAL duke and
most uObie bigGuess sud IwperIais, beeaES
tm auxEOUs 10 EuUg bow be siaBas as ElaH.
| snow he's smart he i cuuuiu, ne = iOug-
beaded, he Is detP-he Is CRATE. But On.e,s
lie j god he'll come dJNG sI.h q crash cue OF
these says ana the BoSYPAsTs slI be Bast.d
Up aglu Bet Yer nlr =
AR yoa preacher, slE = he inquired, site
ly szrk4sIIcai
No, ssr. Bu. | bieeEe in morality /
ikeWtSe beleeye ia MeetIB Houses. Show he
place u aere thrre Isa't any Meetin House
aud TBere Preachers L never seen, aud III
show yuu place NheTe old hats air sladec
into UFO6en wJniers, where ih= children ar
dirty and ragged where gates have 10 hinges,
where the stmln are SlPshOd, aud SAeTe
MAPS 0f the deyIs e. SIl1 l4aG7 ar painted
gpoR meas shut EOsous EIlL tobacco jOOce
That's shas Ia Show yOu. Let Is consider
shat The preachers Do Tor 4 before We a0OOs=
en-"
q" He sei be didn't mean TO sbeose the cier
~. Not q. all, and he vas happy 10 see
that vas Interested N ihe BOBypsrI fsDHy
= las CRATE fanny" see. l. Bot Ibey
scodPsd IGe old man