The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1861-01-10
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rare eeombination-io,lars and sense
Indians may be considered the Copper-fleei type
c: Mankind
Cold in the head isn't half % common a. cold in
the heart but It i great deal oftener complained
..Ycu should be ashamed, husband, to suore So
"Oh. it u entirely uninteHt0Ha; never do II with
ny eyes open"
steamboat Is being built to run on the sea Of
troubles
the q" shifts of the wind
An ingenious mechanic has invented plunmet
for measuring the depth OF Cbscurity-''
\ boarding-house keeper aivertises - board for
two gentlemen with gas
..Dawkter.'' saii an exquisite the other day. -
want you 20 tell what I can put into my head %
make it right IL wants nothing but brains,
said the physician
Kentucky Editor gives threatening notice 20 his
opuoneuts that he will make clean sweep at the
next election We are glad 10 learn that he con
templates becoming ' sweep We shall patrOnise
him a. often cur chinneys get fcuL--fmerieaH
Paper.
My son. said afectionate mother, to her
son who resided distance. and expected IN
short time, be married, ''you are getting thin
sYes. nother'' he replied, -. an; when come
nsxt, I think you may =ee my rib
Whatever you do. do it willingly. \ hoy that Is
whipped school never learns his lessons well 4
nan that i compelled 70 work, cares not how lady
: performed. He who pulls of hs coat cheertuily,
strips Up his sleeves IN earnest, and sings while e
works, i the man for u.
Dr. AruoiI when AZ Laleham, once lost al patience
With dull scholar when the pupil looked up IN hi-
face. AMI said. Why do you speak angrIly, -lr
Indeed am doing the best can Years after, the
doctor used tell the story % hi own children and
-ay. - never felt ashamed % myself IN my life
That look ami that speech have never forgotten
wnsr 4 PEIs1GxG OFFICE l. SoT.-A printing
ofce or editorial J. not place FOR Cuugng nor
i IL a public reading TooU- The exchange papers
taken for the eitOr Use, and not Tor that 81
the public. Advertising J. part Oi the regular busi-
ne 4 the publisher anl b does expect % do Il
gratis. any more than q build earnings for
nothing. And finally, elt9r J. not % be con-
serei the urver-al arUitsr o al disputes, the gene
Ta champion of all the distressed or the handspring
Of the Government. II you have business with al
ercr, transact IL with al reasonable dispatch, and
leave him @ attend % his dutes, and 10 not annoy
him hy interruptions, by reading his manuscript, or
by carrying OF his exehauges- II you have 10 bu=i-
ness with h.m stay away.--NlTysrHie Eryrsss-
Hu-E4xps AxD WrvE-IIISTs To TIE LoEDs
CEEsHOS.-Tnose delr creatures who are the most
inidereut their husbands those who are cCyet
By too much s1reitIuc Ct the sugarpiums and lolly
pops Of love I have known young beng. with
every wish gratiied. yawu n her adorInS hu=Dauis
face AMI prefer the conversation and pitts SONS 81
the mere=i BOBBY anil IDIOT; whilst. on the other
hand. Z have seen CniOe-at whom StrePhCu has
f1ug bis 10, filck in the morning, whom he has
earset before the at diuner-coDe creeping
aud fouiny h. knee teatiroe, when he = CON-
tFta1ie after Gttle nap anI Al7 E9al "lLes anu
pat HI head and play him his fIvoriie tunes; and,
when cd John. tae butler. or oil Mary, the maid,
corus- in with the Lei-canIie. looks round proudly
much n 90 say, - Now, John, look how gcod my
dearest Henry i 20
Make your game, gentlemen. then There j the
eoaIing, 6uIliug, alorjng line, when you are hen
Ieckel. and Louisa Is Indifferent and bored out %
her existence There = the manly selfish. eteciuaI
system where she answers the whistle; and come
IN a: Dy-a ChaYzef and knows her master; auj
frsks aad faxns about him; and muzLies at MS
knees; and - lics- the hand that's raised that's
rlsei % DO her good A. (I quote from memory Mr.
Pore 6nelv observes What used the Iamented
O'COnueIl 70 say. over whom grateful country has
raisei -u-h magnificent testimonial - herea'taTy
bcLdsEen,' be used TO remark, - know ye not, no
would be free, themselves must strike the DO" VI
course you must. IN political in domestic circles
- up with your cudses, ny enslaved, injured boys
-IhacksrGy's YiTsiaiGHs
How To PHosPEE II BCsISEss--In the first place,
n4ke up your mind 90 accomplish Whatever you IN
dertake. decide upon s5ue particular employment
and persevere n it All difficulties are overcome ~
diligence and assiluity.
Be not afraid to work with your hands. and dill
gently too. 4 cat in gloves catches no mice" lie
who IL the mill, griuds; not he who goes ana
e0ue--
Attend to your business; never trust it 70 any one
else a pot that belongs 10 too many Is l4L-stirTel
and worse boiled
BE frugal That which will not make pot, will
make pot-Iii'' " Save the pence, and the pounds
vii take care Of tbemselves-
Be aJstemiCus - hO dainties love, shall beggar7
Prove
Rise early. - The sleepy fox catches DO poultry
" Plow deep, while sugzar'is sleep, and you WiIi
have 70 eel and 20 keep
Treat every one with respect and eiyility " livery
thIng i gained, and nothing lost, by courtesy
- Good manners insure success
- Never anticipate wealth from any other source
than labor; especially place dependence upon
becoming the pJssessOr Of an inheritance - lie Wh"
waits for dead nen's shoes, may have &c 20 iong
tine barefoot He who runs after a sb sdOw, hath
UearisOme race
Above all things. never despair God Is where he
va. - lie helps those who truly trust ia hin-