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SPECIAL NTICES.
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY
SIR JAMES CLARKE'S
Celebrated Female Pills.

Prepared from prescription If Sir J. Clark, ~. D.
Physician Extraordinary to The Queen.
isinvaluahle medicine is unfIing in the cure OF
all tiIosc painful and dangerous Diseases to which
b Female constitution is subject. 1t moderatcs all
cxce.s and all distractions and speedy
may be relied on,
TO MARRIED LADIES
II is rrcnary suied. It WILL in short time bring gu
the monthly period with regularity.
Each bottle price One Dollar, bears the Government
stamp Of G reat Britain. TO prevent uuterfeits.
CNCTIoS.
Tb.ss PiHs should mt he tubsB by females during he
EGySS7 THREE MONTHS If Pregnancy, they are
nrs 70 Lriry on Miscarriage, bit at any other tine they
are Sdfe
In All cases of Nervous and Spinal Affections, Pains
in the Rack and Limits. iIeaviness, Fatigue slight
Exertcn Plantation of the Heart, Mysteries, and
Vhit,s these pills will effect when all other
means have failed. and although powerful remedy do
ot contain iron caIuel anthony, any thing hurt
full to the constitution.
Emil directions accompany each package.
Sole AGENTS for the United States and Canada,
jon MOSES,
Iate |. C. Baldwin 4 co.. Rochester, n. Y.
NB.-Sl and postage stamps enclosed to any an
thorIzed Agens will insure bottle containing 80 Pills
by return mail.
sold by J. II. BROWN, Joliet, and all Druggists
Dec. !. $50. h-S7s
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THE INV Aids HOME
H. KNAPP, N ID,
FORMERLY OF y. Y. has oPESED
N f r. VI A r Y,

IN CHICAGO. ILL.
an new SYSTEM, which embraces the most approx
" ed methods 0f treating Diseases in this any
other country. All Female Diseases, Lang Diseases
caucsr- aud Rhcuusfi-n, sIiai Diseases treated
in this institution ia the Treatment Of which,
has had more experiucc greater success than tie
Doctor. Hi consultations, for years have averaged
from five 10 six thutgs .u year. The following dis
which are pronounced iHcEraNc by the Medical
Faculty generally, treated it'll success IN this In
sttutiOn. AL nervous and neuriigc afiretious, dis
Of all .nrms Of scrafus. Is siepsia.
stpgtiou skIH diseases, cauccruas and Tuherculuus
Affections. including pulmonary consumption, rhcna-
t-u- Paralysis, epilepsy. Asthma. salt rhrum. remit
tent and intctteu towers, the diseases of childrcn.
lie has had Extensive practice and wonderful sue
Cess in the treatment % CANCERS. which he cures
without the knife. lie treats successfully. on new
method, ali The dis~s-g- II the EYE and EAk-
Remember. the do-tor 1oe- promise all
stsces of DISEASES While diseases crRAELE Il
taken Ia reAs1n. all srACEs not. Your NAV BE-
durable th- week. not ueNt-tO day not tomorrow
hence. the danger ofdelay.
Tie Building Vca-nty located. spacious And Will
accumuo ats -evsra bundled patients No tzic will
b. received Wherr there any doubts Of OF
p, -ciau viii make all f,a home that Put thom-
selyA under the Gaze of hi. Institution.
TERMS-from % ff;rcH dollars per wcrk. iqrrri-
atty ~ 0draHcs No patient taken for les term than
month. lie satisfied a. % the benefit
thry may receive in Chronic Diseases IN les TIM.
Many patients WHO gre not abe 10 q the lnhT-
mary, DC successfully treated AZ me. which viii
cost from ten % ffteen dollars per mouth.
All letters, iucln-ing letter stamp. addressed 90
H. kN.PP y p, Boa sZ3, Chicago, Ill, will receive
prompt attention.
Consultation free. Once Hours from Q v 90 eP.N
ofce I7s south Clark 81. CiArk aud Monroe sts
sept IL, $50. Misty
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l. O : T

ID z the subscriber about the 5th inst. prom
isoFy note 10 j. p St Clair OF order. daed IN the
Spring Of Iste signed by Harry Lord, and assigned
BY J. p g. Clair u myself and past due. Pay
nent thereof forbidden - any other person than
myself viii reward the finder on his returning said
note - X. Z. BARRIER.
Joliet. Oct. 6. 1851
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White q ned Winter yVhcat,
FARMERS ACCOMMODATION SALOON
No. IL JEFFERSON sFREEF,

No. IL JEfEEASON stSEEk5
PETER CLAUS, Proprietor
DEGs leave to inform the pubc, that be has leased
the above Saloon, which l. open for the rccep
ton of visitors. His Bar will lie always supplied with
the choices liquors, also Cigars Of the best brands.
Cold lunch all hours Oysters. Sardines and other
kinds Of refreshments served mp on short notice.
q cd Stabling for 1.-THE accommodation Of horses.
Joliet Oct. Ist, 1851. nl5em
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NOTICE

\ "a persons are hereby notified not to harbor or
l.d r1si my wife Barbara Anderaggu. who feft my
~ and board without lust cause az will nav no
u'0s Of her contracting
RAsIMIER ANDERAGG "
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commissioners vo,ie.

NOTICE j. Eere5y given 10 all peFsons interested
that the Commits heretofore appointed by
Curnrla Council % the city Of Joie. 70 recon-
nle0i assessment fsT The repair the side Walk
the east side Of Bluff street. from Oneida street to
Cres - VIII meet a. the 1fee Of the City Cirk on
Wrdne=lsy the I'D day q October inst. az 10 oc.ock
A y Tor toe perPose u IerfoTniag their dszies a.
sas in7liis'rS, at Thie ti-us and Place We VIII
IElI.s q al shie Nals.
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strayed or stolen

IFkOM the subscriber. at Reed'a Grove about the
middle VI October Mare and Colt The mare
G dark brown, heavy built, middliug size, had de-
~ ~ tue left eye about 10 years old. The colt was
.'lsht bay, Whoeytr will return said mare and colt
- me OF give Information where they may be found
~ directing letter addresseGlto Ewood, o, H.,
s'il be literally rewarded.
Nov. L. 1861 n22
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Hay Wanted.

III ~ hundred Tons good Timothy and loo Tons up
~. %nd Prairie Hay wanted ut the Hay Press near
Nill be paid ''' '''' NV p''''
In, Nc. NILES.
Joliet Nov. l,ls6l
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RELIEF TEN MINUTES.
RRYAN'S PULMONIC WATERS u

The Original Medicine Establish in 1887, and
first article Of the Kind introduced under the
uame Of "PULxoNIC MATTERS" in this or any other
country all other PumOnic Waters are eonnterieits
The genuine can be known by the name BRYAN be-
ing stamped each Wafer.
BRYsS's PULHoSIC WATERS
Relieve Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, Doarseness,
BRYASs PULHUNIc v SFTRs
Relieve Asthma. Bronchitis Difficult breathing.
BRYAN's PULSOSIC MAFsEs
Relieve Splitting Of Blood, Pains in the Chest.
Bryans PuImoBic Waters
Relieve ineipient Consumption Lung Diseases.
BryAn's Pulmoinc Waters
Relieve irritation Of the UyulG sud ToRsils
Bryan's Pulm0uic Waters
Relieve the above complaints in Ten Minutes
Bryan's PuImouc HAfers
Are blessing to all classes aud constitutions
Bryan's Buimonic Waters
Are adapted to yocalisis and public speakers
Bryan's PuImonic Waters
Are in a simple form and pleasant to tho taste. Not
only relieve, but effect rapid and lasting cures Are
warranted to give satisfaction to every one
No family SHOULD be without box Of Bryan's Pull
monic Waters in the house.
No person will eseT object 10 gre FOR Bryans Pull
monte Waters Twenty-Five Cents
JOB MOSES, Sole Proprietor, Rochester, N =
Sold by J. H. BROWN Joliet, and all other Druggists
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Great Attraction.
N E w GOODS
THE FIRST OF THE SEASON.
r. M. P A R X E R .
Is now receiving large and select assortment OF
NEW FALL GOODS.
direct from the Eastern Markets consisting in part
PLAIN AND FIGURED SILKS.
Fine French all Wool Delains,
Fine French MeriLos, Reps,
Pamultas, English Poplins,
Pacific Hamilton Delains,
Also Fine French Alpaca,
French and English Black
aud Coord Ladies Cloth
for cLoAKs.
Also, a full assortment of shawIs.
Double and
Beautiful Patterns,
ALSO LADIES CLOAKS
Plain and ColOred of all prices and qualities.
Special attention is directed to the
DOMESTIC DEPARTMENT,
which Is unusually full and complete ia every de-
partment, and comprises all the most
Popular styles of Prints
sheetings, shrtings, Denms Stripes, Checks, Linen
and Cotton Table D,,p,sx pillow r,.so C,..o.
Russia Diaper, Crashs, Canton Funnel &C.,
.uofubich will he sold nc Low ~ ~. sam, ,.,,.-
,,,.,,. .,..-,
9OO P.hChS i hsrlmE Sl, eochee9' Pacific; nam
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NUrIcE is hereby given 10 the said defendant DrOm
~ icy Arader that writ OF attachment issued in
we above entitled capso Of the Office Of the Clerk
sd Court, Of date November It'll, A D. ls6l against
NE Estate Of said defendant for the Of Ono humid
red and fftytwo dollars and twenty-three cents in
isFor u said Jacob c. Wood, Clarence Willard and
JAM K. Prentice, who for the Of Lynde c.
Huntingdon deeeased TO the Sheriff II said Will Conn
10 execute, has leen returned by the said Sheriff
duly executed,
Now Their fore unless you the said defendant Brom-
~ header shall be aud appear before The said Chcu
COnri the FIRST day the next term thereof be
s9hen AZ the Court lisuse, In Joliet, ia said Will
Iouhy and State a Illinois, the FIRST Monday OF
pstmer next, and give special bail and plead 20 the
s.d Plaintiffs action herein, Judgment will be rendered
against you said Bromley Aeader for such sum OF
money as shall he found due aud owing herein and the
attached as aforesaid, will le sold to satisfy the
same with costs.
BIZ. RUSSELL, Clerk.
"VhRis / THOMAS, pins Atty.
So'irt Now, 1861 n22
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NJ UEREAS, default has been made in the payment
" Of ccrtHia proHisorv note executed by Aaron
" Riu'cs anal dated the 18th day Of October, A ID.
lNSN iayaIr ~ William %. Clark or order for the sum
500 and "a thc 18th day VI October, 1859, which
rndor.'A the words following viz: ''Oct 26. 1875
received on the note ninety dollars W. d. Clark,
Which -ad nutel- SECURED ly mortgage Of the
oAle aud duly executed iy the taid Aaron IL Barnes
and Lydia lsrre' his wife. aud by them Acknowledged
snd reoottci 10 the Recorders Office of viii County.
Illinois, ~ Book No. So Of Records, page 800 and
Ss'' on the 18th day Of October, d ISIS. Now
ihsrri ne m pur,u'1ce The power Of sale contained
N l mrrtgir" public notice Is hereby given that
1hur'lny tho l2th day Uf December, a 1861. ut
stk IN the afternoon 81 said day, ut tho north dur
c'the Court House In Joliet, Will County. Illinois.
saal ~Il AZ public yrndU' &C. the highest bidder for
Aaa tie premises described in said mortgage to- wit:
1T number four ~ Ia BlYck number u in South
I"spoEt Cunty AMI state 40 csad ,,nd al the right
hnI ruity u redemption uf said Aaron IL Barnes and
Lydia hln's therein, aud for the purposes in said
E,r'ahZ' U,Uti0ntd.
WILLIAM u. CLARK, Mortgage.
J. SPNEFR Atty for Moitgugee
LyAPau, Nov. .. ISL. ne
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INSTEAD q the prcfts for srnisnnuel dividen5s a,
addition u premiums UsuaIIy drawn from fhe In
eurcd by stock Companies pay Eastern stockbold.
cFs the rates N the ILLINOIS MCrUst are 80 otalx
arranged a. ciily 10 require from the Members sudi
Gent money q pay with TtdHfg. al L.. e. and rr-
l'enses. The ftruntl Notss now amounting - over
me Milo 81 Lo!igrs secured ~ a lien taf,on
the property insured valued a over Ten MiliioDs-
lhis an PIE FUND SoIds guarantee for the pay
n,ent 81 every lo---the security being all located Il,
Limos. ar-i suittci 10 lsus No politics are
issd Oslt 81 i1s state The M-mcrz are subject 4,
no HstgNt"uail l=-s- being adjusted by agreed arf5-
traiipD All losses casI-i within ninety dsv. th,.s
occur under Policies paid yearly in advance
BoAsD OF DIRECTORS
IS n lars LYMAN Trumbuli. Robert Smith
Samuel Wade. Ilas Iiilbari. Tiuno,lv Tr,,..
JW Schwi rrfe, b. I Gilman, IN VI BnIins.
B~Bj. D. Long l.. kelieIh,rger. Henry ~.
r A. Hoffman, John Atwood. NJ q Atuaad
OFFI GERS
,,,...,..-.. ~ @. ATWOOD. President.
l. hELbhNbEkSEk, Treasurer. aud speciaI Agent
JUN ATWOOD. secretary.
John Baisd'll Get. AEt- J. l. Howard Ass't Gen AS
"a Local Agents II every county town in III state
HIssELL q HEATH, Agents, Josset,
Sept. !, lssI. nIa
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Lost or Stolen.
NOTICE.

NOTICE..
NOTICE i hereby given thai all persons INDEBTED
~ % the tom Of y '. Denton co Or L. B. D. ben
ton. hereby icqu s;ed - make in-Jia payment
q me the undersigned and save cost
CHARLES CLBHENT, Assignee.
joliet oct. -, 1861. Ilgs.
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THE MARKETS.
IolletPrles curr+nt,

MARRIED..
:, hi, city, the 4tb inst BY Rev Charles Krnmin,
NJ LlgErNcE ULN, and Miss KATIE PAkIoLAr.
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I III +
JOLIET MILLS,
1luEsE MILES are now in complete order 70
FIGURING and Custom Grinding,

Being worked by experienced Millers who understand
their business hope 60 give entire satisfaction 20
all whu patronizr
We have ampis accommodations for those who come
from distance and u Necessity hays 10 remain over
night. We have openeia
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sTATE W. IJLIN1Is,l ( win
CorNrI % VIII, 80 Z
LYNDE c. HUNTINGTON
~ ASSN
BROMLEY MEsDER.

NOTICE l. herchy given 20 the Fad defendant Brom-
: = ley Meidsr that wit of attachment issued in
The above entitled ont OF the office of the Clerk
- ss' court. u date November It'll lS6i. against the
estate o said defendant for the sum Of Four hundred
sHd Que dollars and niucyeight cents in favor of said
Lnde G. Huntington. deceased. TO the sheriff Of said
HGuniy to execute, has been returned by the said
thrrfiuly cXrcutr,i.
Now therefore unless Won the snid defendant Brom-
y Neaher shall be and appear before tbs said Circuit
court on the rt day Of the next term thereof to he
holden at the Court House IN Joliet in sah VIII Coun-
y sui state II Illinois, the first Monday Of DeCcm
Or next and give special hail and Plead to the said
phlnlHs action herein, Judgment will lie rendered
sgilnst Won said bromley Meader for such sum d
money shall be found due and owing herein and IN,
estate attached Aforesaid, will be sold to satisfy thu
sane with costs
! P.RUsSELL, Clerk.
1oEhls THoNAs. paff's Atty.
a Joliet Nov. Z, 1851. NJ.
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tr4rg OF ILLINOIS, ~ Jwni County Circuit conrt
CorSrr ~ Will, -" Of the Dec. term, 1851
Jacob c. Wood, Clarence Willard andl
James Z. Prentice who sue for the
e'O VI LyRde C. Huntington, Assumsit by
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CLoAKs, cAPEs, BUSTERS, aANTLEs sHAwLs,
We have on hand, and are constantly receiving new
goods in cur
CLOAK d SHAWL DEPARTMENT
which will sch on the reasonable terms to ALL
sgCALL AND EXAMINE THEMES
. * I r. IT =
full assortslent Of
LADIES AED MISSES sKIRSs,
of the cheapest and beat qualities
BRADLEY's SPIRAL EMPRESS BUSTLE,
which will bOls mp the Skirts perfectly without the
shoulders being bound down with ss,aps.
1t is the only perfect Skirt Supporter made.
EXAMINE IT! TRY IT.!
WHITE GOODS & EMBRODRIES,
Consisting in part Of
Plain and Plaid Jaeonet Cambria,
Plain Plaid and Striped NuinsoOk,
Emeralda and Book Muslin,
BriIliants and Msrseiies,
White and Black Bobnet
And Figured Lace,
Victoria and Linen Lawns.
Embroidered Curtain Muslins,
Jaconet Edsins and inserting,
Jaconet and Swiss Bands,
Dinty Bands,
COTTON L BoBBIY EDGINGs and ISsERTINGs,
and Linen Edging All of which are marked at the
WEST CASH RICE.
MEN &C obs.
BILE AND BRO. LINEN TABLE COVERS,
BID, BRO. and COLD TABLE COVERING by the I'd
Bleached Napkins and Doyhes,
Linen Diapers and Towels, a great variety,
Linen Haukerehiefs for Ladies, Gents and children,
White and Blay Linens, Brown Holland, &c,
Hosiery and Gloves,
Our Stock Of Ladies' White, Brown, Slate and Black
| Cotton Hosiery is complete.
Also good variety of
Gents and Chldren's Hosiery,
Ladies' an ChiIdrens Gloves in Lise Thread silk and
and Kid, Long and Short Mohair Mitts half
| fingers, and general ASSORTMENT OF
such small and thread
| store goods usually
6und in q Dry
Goods Store.
Cloth s! Olot n S
Our assortmentof
JEANS, sATINETs,
DoEsKINs, cAssIMERBs,
AND BRoADCLoTns
For Men and Roys wear and Ladies' Cloths Cloaks
Capcs, &c. We believe is equal, If not superior to
that ofany other Dry Goods Store IN the city.
Dress brfcs, PnrasOis
Q N r Z LAs, Ac.
We shall endsavor at all times to Keep on hand such
variety Of Dress Goods are adapted to the
and such Styles as win please the great variety
Of tastes of our customers.
Call Oh us Call on usii
]
LOOK AT OUR GOODS, EXAMINE
AND PRICE THEM.
You will be always politely, eourteously and kind!
treated, whether you purchase or not. KOus
stock is not as large as you desire, re-
member that it can DO soon
increased With new
And fashionable oss, yos give yosr patrOug'
Our store IS light airy and pleasant. No goods
win be xisrepreseuted, and If at any time you
should get imperfect goods, let US knovit
Immediately, asd sztkfastory sd-
justment will be made. All
ask i. that you
TRY THE NEW STORE
as we feel confident we can please you.
) EatIonai Block, Exchange street.
R. EAMsDELL.
Joliet, July 80. 1861. s7sI
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CARPETS AND Old CLOTHS,
DRUGGETs CURTAINS, FIXTURES.

A large Portion of the above Goods W re purchased
ioT cal, at lowest rates and viii he sold low sny
other house in the West. 1 respectfully invite the
inspection OF the stock which will bc ceerfuIly shown
To all whether they wish to buy or not
Owing 10 the great change i'm times feel compelIcd
to sell hereafter Exclusively fof Crsbl
ALBERT II. DAY.
Joliet, Oct S, 1861 4ilv
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FLOUR DEPOT,

ON the corner Of jefferson and Chicago Streets, whers
are offering a superior quality Il FLOUR mH'ir
from the best Indiana, Michigan and Southern Hi
moi
Smyrna times., 1861-07-25

entagonlsm. Your lnaCton IS a virtual endorse
ment OF the rebellion, and if you DO rot there.
by give to the Rebels precisely that laid and
comfort spoken OF in the Constitution, you
Certainly afford them the most powerful en-
enlargement and support. That they regard
your present position as friendly TO them ,s
proved by the fact, that, in n recent inaciment
OF the Confederate Congress conGscatinr the
debts due from their own citizens to those of
loyal States, the tcuta due The people Of Ken
lucky are expressly excepted. Is not this sig
nlhcant Does it leave any room for doubt
that the Confederate Congress suppose they
have discovered under the gnise ofyour neu-
trally lurking sympathy for their cause
which entities you to be treated as friends if
not as active allies!
THE CHOICE.
will only add, if Kentucky wishes the wa
tcrs CT her beautiful Ohio 20 be dyed in blood :;
II she wishes her harvest fields, now waylug in
thel? abundance, to be tramrled under the
leet Q! hostile eOldery 6s flower garden is
trampied beneath tie lAreshjnc Of the tempest !;
Il she wishes Tic homes where her loved ones
are now gathered in peace, invaded by the
fFoS-riPtye fury OF a military GespoIisin, spar
ing neither lite nor property; If she wishes the
streets Of her towns and cities grown wilh
rottng at Eer wharvee then let her Join the
Southern COnltderocy. But If she would have.
the bright waters Of that river fluT on in their
gadncss if she wouid have her harvests peace
Iuiiy gathered TO her gamers; if she would
nave the lullaties of her cradles ana the songs
OF her hemrs uninvaded by the cries and ter.
fors CtbattIe :fshe wou'd have, he streets Of her
towns aud cities again ilcG with the hun and
thTongs c. busy trade, and her ilvcrs ard their
shores once more vocal with the steamer :
whIstle-that anthem Of a free and prosperous
cCmmerCc-shcn let her stand fast bv the Stars
and Stripes, and DC her duty and her whole
duty as a member of this Union. Let her
brave people say to the President of the United
States, Gou are our Chief Magistrate; the
Government you have in charge and are striv.
ing 10 save from dishonor ard dsmemtermen
s our Government; your cause is indeed sur
cause your battles are our battles max room
ter US therefore in the ranks OF your armies
that your triumph may De cur triumph also
Even as with the father of us all would
plead Tor sayatloA, so my Countrymen, as upon
my very knees, would plead with you tor the
life, aye, for the life, of our great nd benef-
cent institutions. But if the traitors knife,
now at the throat Of the repab!ic, is to do It's
work, and this Government is fated too add vet
another to that loug line Of se2ulchres which
whiten the highway ofrhe past, then my heart.
felt prayer 10 God is that it may be written in
history, that the blood of its life was not found
upon the skirts of Kentucky
Smyrna times., 1861-07-25
WHOLE NO, 7O4

Mrs. Ward -! sed |, walkln into the kuch,n
know you, you old fool! OF course | do"
saw at OnCt that she did.
started tor the mcetln house, and I'm afraid
fied 20 walk too strate, for Icum very near
iaI'ln over Backwards; and in attemptin to re.
cover myself, my sword got mixed up with nv
iegs' and tell IN among a choice collection OF
young ladies', who was Etandin near the church
door seem the suger boys come UP. NV cockt
nat iell Oil, and sunhow my coat tails got
|" "isted round my neck. The young ladies' put
'helr handkeTchers to tneir mouths and re.
'hHFke9' lie he while my ancient female
e'ngie friend, Sary Poasley, bust out into a
lGud iart She exercised her mouth SO VIC.
len'ly that her new false teeth fell out unto the
ground.
Mlss PeasIey," sed |, gettn up and dustin
myself you must be more careful wllh them
store teeth Of your'n. or you'll have 10 gum il
agln!"
Mothinks had her.
Id BIN to work herd all the week, and | felt
ra'tcr snoopy. Im afraid dId gIt Aalf asIeep.
tor on hearn the minister ask, " Why was man
mad 10 Mourn :" sd II give il up," havin
vague ldee Eat II was a conundrum. Ii was
aontoriunit remark, for the whole meetin- house
Io2"t al me with mingled surprise and indipna.
t'on. was about risin to pint of order, when
- ''""'HI) "CCuIICu 10 ne where was, and |
kept my seat, blushin like the red, red rose
50 to speak.
The next mornin rose with the lark, II
don't sleep with the lark, tho A iokel
My little GawiCr was execootin balIds ac.
companyin herself with the hand origin, and
sae wlsht me 10 lnger and hear her siLg:
-" Hark heer an angel oingin, an angel now is
onto the wing" "
" Let hun fly, my child" sed /, bucklin
on my armer, 3" | must 90 forth to my Biz"
We ar progiss.n pretty well with our drill
IS all air commandin ofi>sers, there amt no
Jrilsy; and as we air all exceedin smart. il
tam worth While otry to outstip each other.
Iae Idee of company composed exclusively
OF cammaEders,i chiefs, orriggernated sposs
sAurcely need say, in these Brane Consid-
cred as ldee, hatte: myself it is putty hefty.
we've got all the tacktlcks a our tongs' ends.
but What we partlcly excel in is restin muskits.
"e can rest n'uskits with anybody.
Our corpse viii do us doory. We 90 to the
ald Of Columby-we fight for the stars!
Wei! be choqt INTO sassige meat before we'll
exhibit cur coattalcs to the foe.
Wen fight I'll there's nothing left of us
bnt orr l'tle toes, and even they shall defiant
~ wIggle! Ever ef thee" A. WARD.
-Tanity Fair.