Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1861-03-06
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politics or religion"
Greedy says he objects to Cameron
because III politics "Si'non says wiS
wag" to frequently.
Il joker says *you can certainly
retain girls affection if you never
retu,1, them"
Gov. Pickcrs is OH old !ogy-Mrs.
T.. on the contrary, is 4 perfect brick,
charming Ill who look at her.
a fellow asks why dogs bark only at
at"H moon' Probably it is because
there is not enough Of 4 2teac moon to
produce Lunucy.
A New York negro named Gu4iy,
was fined last week for teaching Free
Masonry to niue South Carolina negroS
who had just arrived. GunAy applied
y hot Sri|iron and charged them ouly
$3.50 each.
The Union ticket has carried Mis-
souri, by ) to 10 Thousand. Virginia,
Missouri and Tennessee, insist that
the North will yet agree to & compro-
mise. We shall soon know. All the
border Slave States strongly dcuouucc
coercion.
A German girl Of Is, rar away from,
Horizon, Wis, with q noc,ro boz q Is.
A,justicc at Fox Lake married tl!gn
The negro sworc they were both O:
ago and the father Of TIE Girl has pros
ccutcd him for perjury. Does WIS
cousin permit such marriages.:
The Milwaukee No'rs says . military
man Of that city insists on taking Ills
tavoritc boy to tho war down south.
On proposing to carry it Oh lis back
tho mother objected ':becauso the child
will be the first to be shot,
Robert Dale Owen Of Indiana, the
skcptic, the philosophcr,the spiritualist
and patriot, has made u great speech
OH the crisis. lie says our practical!
contempt for the christian spirit is tho
cause Of our disscnsions. True.
Mississippi and Louisiana Commits
sioners are at Richmond pulling at Ola
Virginia to join them this she will not
do, provided the Northern States arc
just and appreciate her efforts to keep
the family together.
The Republicans are row willing to
vote for national convention to
am end the Constitution. This is too
slow q remcdy--tho patient will be
dead before the doctors reach tic
chamber of council.
The paragraph going the rounds OF
the revolutionary Republican Journals
about LincoIn's "sui(irrin9 death be.
fore he will consent to buy the privilege
oftaking possession ofthe Government
&C., is one grand hoax used by such
journals to encourage the fire eaters in
their party. Mr.. l.. never said any.
thing luits SO foolish.
The Waukon formal dcrounccs
Greedy for quarreling with Cassiu<
Clay. Clay is for moderation and
compromise and Greedy is preparing
his batteries to fire on the new Adj.
mmistration. His hatred Of Seward
will lead him to destruction.
Parson Brown!ow's prayers seem to
suit the Republicans first rate. One
vi IlIS iitc lSt,CS ~ tltII ne HUU IEC
power to collect about Que hundrst {!
Republican agitators of the North and
sn unequal number of sccesslonists
South. l would scorch them in hell
70 that their friends could not recoc-
nizc them and then hang. the whole lot
Of them.
A man ut wellsvilIe, Ohio, gave
Mr.. Lincoln two fine large apples: A
wag seeing the donation made yelled
out, ''Say, Mr. Lincoln, that Teller
wants the post officer The apple man
felt himselfpccled. At q small town
in Indiana Mr.. Lincoln stated that he
received! a letter from young lady of
that place requesting him to let his
whiskcrs grow-Abralam asked ifthc
young lady was present? a reply O!
yes was heard i'll the crowd and a
Miss Of II was passed up to him to be
kissed tor giving the advice. The
Cincinnati Gazette, q Republicans sheet
tells this story as witty i'll the President.