Daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1865, 1861-07-06
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system, | went ovelinSo the village. Tie
srhouImaster scd it wn3 chccrin to see that
gigantic inleileck amobg 'cm onct more.
That's what he called me. l like the
schooimnstor, and alieHsend him tobacker
when 'm off on IL trartlii campane. Be-
sides, he is very teusible man. Such
men must he encouraged.
They don't git news very fast in Haldins-
vile, ;1S noihin but plank road runs IN
there twice week. and that's very much
out of repair. So nay uabers wasn't much
posted mp in regard rs the wars. Squire
Baxter sed hu',t tvottd tbs S'timc,atiG ticket
for guialo on f6riy ear, nif1 the var wHs a
dam blnek reRuhlit,tnfIiel 10. Stncknnlr-
who kills huss for thehS4,ris aud it's. III
nspowtrtul ii muscle into his arms, sed he'd
bet So lie couli lick tue Crisis in fair
stand up fgbi 1t be wouldn't draw Il knife
Oh him So it went-alm WAS for war,
aad sum was for peace The schoolmas-
ter. however, srd the Siive OligariSy must
cover vt the feet OF tht North ere year
had flowed hy. or pass o'er his deni corpse.
.Eslo perpetual he nddld '.And sine qua
non a!sa!p sci |, SteFnlf wishing to make
ii impression onto the Illagcrs. "Rcqui-
esr:,t in plccl sed the scloolmaster. "Too
troo, too trso, l anserd, it's SENDER
lus iacl!'
The newspapers got dong at lost, chocl,
full OF war, and the ptroiic fever fairly
bust out in Bn!Iin>villa Squire Bax'cr
said he didn't h'iieve Ia Coercion, and
could prove by Gle Of Eagles Of LiJeriy
in his garrit, that it w:s all 81 Whig lie,
gotup to raise tire price bf whisky and de-
stoy our other liberties. But the old
/ Squire got patty rily wien lie heard how
/ the rebrls was ruttin tp, and he sed he
! reckcned he should skU,r up his old mus
! kit aud do little squire fghtiu for the
old ilng. which had alleH bin on the tiket
h:'dvoied. and he was to) old to bolt now.
! The SQUIRE is all right at heart, bnt it
takes longer for him tqfll his venerable
! iilcr with steam than itnSad to when he
i was yous and frisky. As | previsly in
! formed you. am cnptin bf the B"iainsville
cnmpnu,. | riz grsdoodly but majestic
| ally from drutumers secretary to my pres
| cnt position. But found the ranks WAS
not fall by no MEANS and commenced for
10 recroot Huvin ngtised ginernl desire
! ON the part of young men who are into the
Crisisto wear cppyi;s, determined I"
have my company cbmposed eNcloosively
of otfisers, everybody to rank as Brign-
deer Giural The foacrin waS among the
| Questions which put TO recroots,
Do YOU know misked battery from n
hunk of gingerbread?
Do you know eHpyiit from piece OF
I chalk
If I trust you wIth fsaI etia, how
many mea;of So,sg ~ nIsapy DO oiypu
specG you can di5nsge = 4itiil dnrin the
/ war7
Hav you ever heard d Ginrnl Price, of
AIissouri, and can you .Frofd simlcr acct
dents 10 case of bItuel
HaS you ever had the hyaalcs, aud if 50,
bow many?
How air you now?
ShoN me your tongue, &c., &c. sum of
the questions WAS sarcusk skioal.
The ccmpany filed uP rapid, and last
Sunday we went to thu meetiu house in
!! full uniform bad ssris time gittin in
10 MY military harness, As it Was bilt for
me many years ago btit finally got in
side of i, tho it fitted me putty clost.-
Howsever, onct into It, / lookt finc-in
/. fact, aw-iuspirin. .'Doyou know me, Mira,
/ Ward ?" sed l, walisiu into the kitchin.
Know you, you old fool /: OF course l
do"
! / saw at once that she did.
started for the meetin house, and I'm
! fraid tried to walk too strate, for cum
very near faIlin over backards5 and in at
temptin to recover myself, my sword got
mixed up with my legs. AID fell in among
a choice collection of yoang ladies, who
was statriin near the cAurch door a-seein
the sojer boys come mp. Ny cockt bat fell
off. and sumIluw MY coat-tAles got twisted
round my neck. The young ladies put
/ their hnhdkarchers to their mouths and re-
+ marked Te he,h white my ancient fe-
male single friend. Sary Pensiey, bust out
Into loud larf She exercised her mouth
so vilently that her new frise teeth fell ont
onto the ground.
Miss Peasley," sea l. gittin mp and dns-
tin myself, /" you must be more careful With