The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1861-06-27
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'sOh. that Tny father se.zel with = reInittent
fever 80 sighed young speHdthrfr a; college.
What have you to remark, ualaul. aOout ny
singing - Nothing, sir, It l. not remarkable
\ Punster. passing by the shop Of certain NJ;
TasFeIl, observed that his name would be As-Well
witt out the 7.
81 think, wife that you have great many ways
of calling me Z. - think husband, that you
have a great many ways Of being one
:. Sir, my party has quick way Of using up ras-
eaIs-''-'' No doubt.,t it, sir party that makes
such habtual use Of rscils must expect to some
Of them up; It's tools can't last always
\ Charleston paper thinks that Indian and his
sauaw padding down the Mississippi. interesting
specimens Of cauOe-bill felicity
In the olden time they had out seven wise men.
Now take their own valuation, and you won't
find half that number fools
Ii We we're asked what physician stood at the top
OF his profession should say il was the gentleman
who was in the habit Of attending patients a
I1ouUIneut .
:. WHATS agrafy, BiIs--.' It's telin' Of forrin'
Lands that We know nothin' about by cute chaps
that's ne5er seen en- Bill got government stu
alton
Memphis j. disposed be Outrageously boastful.'
No doubt saeis very dvantageously situated for play
ing the game Of - blud. =.
At the present day, Il tell you this in confidence.
or This i entire nous means simply. dOut repeat
il 70 more tan a dozen, and you viii DO me favor
A. Mrs Partinzton. OF some other old lady equally
rsnoEr,eI fo- wisdom. has said :'' There amt
more differences in folks than there IS in anybody.
Bridget where the ,r6iron 80 An sure.
r,s-auo. + fist after giving Il sisters own
cousin Bridget O'Fiaherty= the things - ful! OF
holes. it, No good Z all Z all
: verv absent minded gentleman being upset by
boat into the river, sunk twice before he remembered
he could swim
Do you keep matches - askei n wnE Of 4 retailer
.sOh yes al kinds. the reply ''WeN, I'll take
q, ,ro-rfr- match The retailer Immediately handed
him 4 tox Of BranirerE's pills
chan from the country stopping Al one Of the
hotels in Eew T0rk. being asked by The waiter
whether he would have green or black tea. replIed
a. l.t care a darn what color il was, that Il had
plenty 0f sweeteuIu 10 H.
In a country town In Massachusetts, many years
a-s lived . ugu known IS Uncle Z=Se Cushing lie
h4i 4 refy,bgr Tower, he hltei most rel Zi9usy Tor
-L s4DIe reason that Tower had kiliei his favorite
.rtr Tower died but not Cushing's wrath NJ
the funeral he looked upon the corpse, ani turning
away. s-ittiug his teeth, saying " XIII ny ram VIII
yOu:
The f,-I5gfr- n5-fse Of a marriage j. given in
ia -11e- on the 81 instant. Rev Nir. Williams,
a--i - wears. 20 Ms Polly Candle. aged Il years,
both 0f Green river Hollow
wte----r 1.'E SO Iyrza-s ra-v-
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All aa.as -ss1-.y hlr..s-
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wH-z- TuEEE'- A Wr-L. THEHE's = WA
r-.a--s .rrrrrt1-e iu El5u5ur-I- resolved % qualify
T7---s-f f-r higher profession Inc relation with
,br- ht lived very POOR and could rt a-.oFi =
-.rI-e auI -----ely q IRE ~ night, and a. u vas
- .f-s- shop hours that this young man had lei
- r. Tflf 10 alternative bg- 2 iut1 cHe streets
~ r--Hr. AMI plant hius-'t wita his book near
sE,--s7r{Iz the IjE1-s oi which enabled MN 70
- Il. and when trey we're pE- Cut- he used TO
-4-,b 3. fs-su-rr-t. AMI hr.I with the one hand
,rirz ne -aad vi-l tle 1-ler. That person lived 70
10 one Of t- greatest rrisE-l. scholars IN the world
and -he Erst to. 81 Arabic printed 10 >-e-.i-l' VS.
his 1-1duc-i---
%r-rss--E Every man must patiently Ctls ms time
rT -r-- w45-. i--l-- Ii.=usSs- not IN useless
80 rrs ia -ue-u- Ions iza--iru. hur N constant,
- rrf cheerful e-.isIv1-. always willing, fulfill
- --f .---uu Ii--r- his -L-S. sL8r when the ---a-
- -sre=- he may Re - IL- 90 -ue C--a-icn- The
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- f~ ~ without thought rf fame II II
- ~ all II x5lL come r=-Ia-- lr i i=-ervei, and
s.,r-s = = sought at-z-- I- = very iniiscreeJ
- .---tr-s-4-s lrIb-c- EL.-l cares much about
- ---- - -l- -Ie world says q u, 90 he always
j-r- IN the fl-s q others i1r approval @ - Al
- .--=-rs stcI- the eject O.: what ~ Do % say.
.---,-s shouting o. Eel- tLs ec-1 . our own
voices
- ,rs-- Ir-5-- his 'lre visit there gave h. iisas
= 80 constitutes civi-l-I-- Tie -lil '' Fr1vi-
- --r1=--~ II o. extent over this land the ceHe-
---s--r,--.- Vow. what IS civilization To =
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- AMI his rr-s' 1---srti1T -r --s -r=-t-s- -15t-
- o. -rsv .-= the Arl1- O. rIs dignity . trevIsn.
g--s.f among the-r instruction. 20 the same tine
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sf-.zs--7- from the earth 4.- the treasures which
P-,vi ielce hl- L-p.----i there ana which q 'Hl
,z--rpr- would .slTe sterile si'n = ellT IAl-s.n
an - =rz.- rot "a. ln o.