The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-03-07
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Nothing is really troublesome that we Dc
The passions are the only orators who al
ways persuade.
By preparing for the worst, you may often
compass the best.
The injustice which man has most to fea,
is lis own.
! Black swans and wise lovers are great rari
ties in the world.
The memory should be a store house, not q lun,.
Der ROOM
No man has right to do as he ploases, ex
cept when he pleases to do tight
Love is compound of honey and gall. mix
ed IN various proportions for customers.
!, a parents forgivness of a daughter when her
heart Is broken, is pardon after execution.
Tears are natures lotion tor the eyes The
eyes see better for being washed with them
It is a glorious thing to resist temptations /;
out 1t IS safe thing to avoid them
A true philanthropist and wcll-trained horse
always stop az the sound Of aoo
Machinery, like some great personages and
a good many thieves, often travels around in
foge ss .sss4a.ss - Seer sAsgsel.s
More persons are admired and envied from
being unknown than from being known.
J Tradesmen often loose their custom as field
Sportsmen DO their tingers-by high charges.
In matters of conscience, the first thoughts
are the best in matters of prudence, the last
He who labors Tor mankind, without care
for himself, has already begun his immortality.
In order to deserve true friend you must
| first learn to be one.
1t is said of children who are born with silver
spoons in their mouths, that when they grow II D
there is nothing left of them but the spoons.
| The human heart beats about seventy-two
times in minute; or, in life of sixty years,
two thousand millions of times.
| man that can be fattered is not necessarily
fool, but you can always make Que of him.
To the man of strong will and giant energy,
possibilities become probabilities and probabil-
tiles certanties
| Wild fowres are the salphabet of angels.
whereby they write on hills and fields mysteri-
GUS truths
Well may every act, and every silent thought
deep hidden though it be-tend to the great
hereafter
| There is a Bible in the library of the Univer-
sIty OF Gottingen written on five thousand four
hundred and seventy-six palm-leaves
A couple of sailors were recently arrested in
New Orleans for throwing tar over each other.
1t was pitch-batte.
You need not talk too much to get a reputa-
ton for sense. One good remark is better than
twenty duh or common ones.
It's our duty not only to sea tier benefits, but
even to strew flowers for the sake ofour fellow
travellers in the pathway of this wretched
world,
Johnny how many seasons are there ~
six: spring, summer, autumn, winter, opera
seasons and 'Thompsons Seasons
Political Republics may be revolutionized :;
put the "Republic of Letters" will remain the
same always. From its very nature that can
never change.-BacOn.
There are seven thousand seven hundred
veins in an inch of motherofpearI. These de-
compose the rays of light and produce the
prismatic colois.
Maiame de Stael says, there is often in the
heart some innate image of the beings we ara
to love, that lends to our first sight of them al
most an air of recognition.
An elk can run mile and half intwo min
u'es an antelope mile in minute the wild
that. 2 'i'''''
Why there are more women than, man
Is explained by De Quincey 1T is IN con-
iormlty with the arrangements of nature; we
always see more Of heaven than earth''
Why is clergyman near the end Of his SER
hion IKE a BOY who has rent his integuments (?
Because he's tored has clothes Boston Con-
fter,
The Memphis APpeaI says that the four wears
OF MT Lincoln administration will be the
reign OF steel" The four wears of Mr. Rn.
chanan's have been the reign Of stealing - =.
Louisville Journal.
What if the worst fate befaH South Carolina !
Charleston lHercury
W ny, then the worst will have to come to the
wors..-LOWisriile Journal
A fellew entered hardware store m f,Iara
land last week, and seeing large buzz saw sue.
pended against the wall, remarked az had an
old dad ripped to pieces one day last week with
one of them fellers'
In the course of case for divorce. tried =
few days ago by Justice Creswell, at Toronto
G. w, the respondent said his wife was very
touchy, and was constantly annoying him with
curtain lectures. If he fell asleep in the midst
Of one of these lectures, on awakening in the
morning he found his leg had been scratched.
An freshman thought he must conform to the
la q mania in paying visit to the Falls
OF Niagara. Paddy arrived at the falls and 20
king look at the surrounding wonder. adde's
SEQ himself TO gentleman: "And is that Nj.
agara tails y Yes, was the reply. "And what
is there to make such bother about here -;
asked Paddy. Why said the gentleman do
you not see that mighty river, The deem abvss
the great sheet Of water pouring down ;" Par,
looking at the water, replies hesitatinelv -
"And what's to hinderg''