The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1861-07-04
WHEAT NOT?

THE Mother of States'' is having an unex-
pectcd visit from some other children.
Ifyou have no pegasus put up with a com
mon horse. Poets arc bern, not made.
Ifmind is matter, isn't it matter enough that
man abuses it?
Happy hearts and smiling faces around cot
tage hearth-stone. THAT is home
Hope makes May 'omises that fck!eness
prevents the fulflIment Of.
Be careful yourself and you will have right
to expect others to be careful around you.
To prevent chalk and water getting into your
milk, keep your own cows.
If you are possessed of a true heart you will
feel for the sorrow7 Of others.
While your eyes are called pretty and blue,
your sisters may be pretty and black.
Flesh is heir to so many ills that The doctors
in some localities have taken to drinking.
The day for action is to-day, FIR reflection
tomorrow.
Those persons who are continually talking
behind peoples backs, are usually great liars.
Betray no mans confidence. If he put faith
in you, prove yourself worthy of it.
Whoever loves no this beautiful earth must
hate himself good deal, and the rest OF the
human family as much more.
If your intentions to do good are good, you
cannot be blamed for the circumstances that
give color OF evil to your designs
BE you ever so well off in this worlds goods,
slight not your poor neighbor, for he may one
day be III position to return the compliment
If you know you are right, dare to do So
though the whole world rise up in arms against
you.
1t is said that if there be anything that will
make a,woman swear. it is hunting for her
niGhtcap after the light is blown out
The First 0ath-':I will kiss you Eve ~
said the father Of US all to our common mother
81 don't care Adam ifyou do she replied
Somebody has improved Shakespear. Thrice
is he armed who has his quarrel just But
SIX times armed he who hatha good revolver.
The more our ladies practice walking, the
more graceful they become III their movements.
those ladies' acquire the best carriage who don't
ride in one.
| schooi-master requesting little boy who
mad been whispering to step into the next room
IS wittily spoken Of by one of our exchanges
as starting on whaling excursion
bad wife is shackle on her husband S
feet, burden on his shoulder, palsy to his
hands, smoke to his eyes, vinegar to his teeth,
thorn to his side, dagger to his heart.
An appropriate tent for patriotic discourse
may be found in the nineteenth verse of the
Twelfth chapter Of Jeremiah - The cities of tn e
7 no Sbu md hall
them.
A pretty girl was lately complaining to a
trend that she had cold, and was very badly
plagued in her lips by the chaps. Friend re-
piled Obadiah, thee should never suffer the
enaps to come near the lips
Fast Days are becoming popular institu-
tlon IN the rebel States. They will be still more
frequent rom necessity, six months hence.
Men like books, should not be Judged by a
lnomentary glimpse; for at q second and more
thorough search we may find that which will
more than compensate for their deformities, as
well as repay US for our trouble.-Masom.
A Lady in paro1ism of grief was said to
lhaye shed torrents OF tears.-'Poer thing re.
marked an unfeeling punster, she must have
had catara in each eye
A lady in Rochester sent dress to a dyer.
with Instructions to dyeit with some colors that
would not run. The patriotic dyer returned
the dress covered all over with the eolors Of
the American Union.
EB~ The Bridegroom and bride give each
other their hands at The altar. as prize fighters
shake hands before they begin the fight.
Two gentlemen, noted Tor their fondness of ex
ageratlon, were discussing the fare at different
hotels. One observed that at his hotel he had re-
so strong that it was necessary to confne It in nm
IRON vessel AT mine" said the other. it i
made SO weak that it has not strength enough te
run out of the tea pot " y