Smyrna times., 1861-06-20
WHOLE NO, GOO
From VANITY Fair.
Warlike Wit,

HERE THEY LIE-Jef Davis and his Vice.
stephens, are very great leaders, no doubt. bu,
we 90 think that To, nbs ought to be put over
them. F"' O'e'
b uNo TO Run" Government is a Ma.
chine. - IGlIeyrand
" ON that suit our Firemen Zouaves TO a
UNEXPECTED Advance IN SOUTHERN GRA1s
he advance Of our troops into the Virginia
corn fields.
Nor so BsD-The ladies' have adop,ed .
red white and blue hoop which is called the
war. hoop.
IHE BIcGEsT MILITARY THING Down SourH
Cotton drilling.
ovIrAFoUS The South thinks we are weak
and pnay, hut when we bepiD 10 burst ov~
Sh"s abe will fnd we are no Chickens. The
Blue liens Chickens" are full grown game
cOcks.
lr WILL SHARpEN TnEM-Efthose Southern
d +dte were Duil enough 10 spend all their
ened.
Per THAT IN YoUa PIPE, JErF.-Tf irving
co'"''f' 10 an enemy Is treason, let Jeff Davis
haES al he tobacco planters. Just see VIVA,
lot OF SoIace they have furnlshad 10 tba
North!
TIE oSLY WAY THE REBELS CAN TAKE.
WAsHINGroN =" Over the left"
NEW NcGrHgRN STATE THAT THE SoUrg
DiDH COuhr CPoI-The State Of War.
WHAT NoRTHcRH AsTRoNoHERs TREAr or
Slsre ana Stupee.
a SE&I TOO IoT FOR JEFF DAv1s-The Seat
OF Var.
The BoL1 Ens.-The European travel is enor.
'n"0s 'H's stsS's, and among the travellers are
"o''' IL" would 90 veil 10 stay here and de-
'r"u 'hCif naR. When our country is attack
fd, 20 true patrioi caH ever % over to The other
SIDE!
LXrRA0EDINARY.-No, nding the red
h'' SH i-40"iInonI,m that prevails more reb.
" a., thar ever II FTginia, Richmond. is said
L" b" thoroug hgOing Garrison town.
SorIhEkN RTsouRCEs In adapting them
-"f'es I" ctTcuE..'l .'lLces, it must be acknowI.
! edged III che G"uttrn revolters are not ca.
: j to b. ~ pas ed for, now that thew have
ort" cut ~ ir"u trade with the North, they
nave every where established f1ctores-that
~ Ani'tottor,es omen extensive scale These
ot Couvre, are detrimental TO the Olfaciories Of
a" those win v aOm secession is in bad odor.
MOTHER G0csE TO BEAUREGARD:
lhtile Boy Beauregard, blow your horn,
Our sh.ls hold your cotton, our meadows vour
corn;
Wher" ID the cash. YOU bold rebels, 10 paw,
Safe IN our Bank vaults piled awav,
hoRE CoNrRAGAND UNDER PErrIcoA1s-
An "'tri OF mrth'ul nature, to the lockers
on A. least took place at the RELAY House Of
4 I'D D.
day at eFnoon. The facts as stated in the
Clipper are ss fuilowE:
J. 1pprsrs that female known bv the name
"f Jenny Sm.th, hsd undertaken, in company
vi her paramour, IAN individual named Get.
~ to convey To iiarpcr's Ferry q lot of letters
snd sr'lc e. c0n'rabaRd of war" Her purpose
VS. anticIpnt"d however by deputy -marshaI
W lt'ame, WHO stepped upon the train at the
! ChGden -'reet depot with her, and upon reach.
ing The Relay, informed the military officers
there stationed thst ta was fully satisfied Of
lhe tact that MI.s Smiths clothing consisted
OF muEe than crInolIne.
ttow TO get al tie subject" was a uues-
ton winch, tor time, seemed 10 puzzle the
ge"'emsn inspectors, but it was finally pro-
posed snd aCcrded to that a committee of
lad'e- should be called upon to perform the
search Accordingly two Union ladies were
chosen, who at once proceeded to the task
OF Counting and feeling the texture Of her
garments, beneath which they discovered and
brought 10 light about ten thousand military
buttons for the eOltiers of the Southern Con.
| iederscy, considerable quantity gun caps,
large number ct letters addressed to well
kno%n chaTactfrs from Baltimore at Harper's
Ferry, DC. These were all nicely packed
and Strapped around her waist, beneath her
c'"'hIuR. On the person Of Mr.. Getty several
letters were found The capture of the prizes
was all that the soldiers desired. aud Miss
SmIth was allowed to return to the city with
her loved one