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TTHE PEOPLES COMPLAINT.

| That times are very hard. and money very tight
That the people have not DIRK, and in bad plight
And that for Carpets and Crockey they cannot nav high
And that for all extras they must pass them by -
VI This and ether matters the people they COMPLAIN
And 1t makes me feel sad to their faces filled with
pain $3.50
And If by selling cheapif this will make them smile
Even II my money lose, they share it awhile.
therefore, have concluded without regard TO cost to
All of my Kitchen Goods Cutlery and Carpets as well
Also, my Crockery and Glass Ware at discount am
selling
With Brooms and Bru hes, and everything all cannot
be telling
Therefore, ladies and gentlemen come and buy upon this
invitation,
For have full supply of House Furnishing Goods at
my Poetical Station
is located in the Bay State Block at the Poets cor
"
Here have good Stock of Goods and as cheap ms any,
upon my honor.
Now come one and all, buy your goods and soon times
for better will change,
Andif yonr money little it will hold if you buy at
the Poetical Exchange.
And should capital at the end of the war be light
why then here energy and ambition witch is in Tor the
fight,
Rife is battle field, and if do right my customers
will rally.
And we put flight hard times, with one vigorous
sally.
And IN conclusion my customers thank for the tavors
that are past;
Also for those which receiving in the way of pat.
ronage-may 1t always last.
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REINFORCEMENT NORWICH & WORCES.
:ss5 ssssssssA TER RAIL RoAD.-SuMMER ARRANGE
IL hENT, May q, 1861.
Trans Going South, Leave Worcester

s-&z----5ga== hENT, May 81 1861
Trans Going South, Leave Worcester
At $50 a. m. WAY Passenger Train.) Connecting al
Plaineld with trains for Providence and Hartford
Arriving in Norwich In serson for train leaving
L. N r. r. station (west side) at 1890 a. M for New
London
At 1890 a. m. (Way Passenger Train) Connects al
Worcester with trains from Boston, Nashua, Lowell,
Concord Manchester &C.; at Worcester Junction with
trains from Boston, Providence. and Western road at
Norwich with train for New London there connecting
with express trains for New Haven and New York
AT 43O p. m. tWay Passenger Train.) Connects at
Worcester with trains from Boston. Lowell, Nashus,
stera 1t fItsi het1 RAJ ana a,
Providence and Hartford arrive in season for this train
Va Passengers from way stations for New York bY
steamer from Allyn's Point, will take this train
AtLO0p. M (Steamboat Express Train for New York 1
Connects at Worcester with trains from Boston, Con.
cord, Manchester Lowell Lawrence, Nashua Fitchbnro
&C Al Plainfcld with trains from Providence Leave
Norwich for Allyns Point at 9-l5 p m
Trans Going North, ie0Ue Nort5ich
- AT lSO a. ~, or on arrival Of Steamer (seaniboat
TlthG;no1Tg Lowell, Lawrence, Manchester, Concord
At 500 a. m. (Way Passenger Train) Connects al
Planheld junction with train for Providence arryina
IN Providence at $50 at Worcester junction with
trains for Springfield Albany &c. with trains of p a
Boston, Nashua, Lowell, Fitchburg, Lawrence, Man.
chester. Concord, &c.
AT 1900 m. (Way Passenger TranJ Arriving at Wol.
cester junction In season for trains Boston, Provi
dece Springfield, ana Albany; at Worcester for train
to Boston, Nashua, Lowell, Fitchburg &c
Plamteid Junction with trains TO Providence
ana Hartford Reaches Worcester in for express
train 10 Boston.
mehSO dit P. ST. NJ. ANDREWS, Superintendent.
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A t " Q o D s
QUININE TONIC
B I L TIE r S
The Best Aromatic Tonic Ever offered ia
the Public.
RECOMMENDED BY THE FACULTY
For its Superior Medicinal Qualities

This elegant compound, which has secured the conf
dence and endorsement most of the leading Physicians
Of New England, is paatable and efficient form Of
2atne containing all the peculiar virtues of PeraUc
BARK carefully combined with various and ston.
dchtes and cannot fall to meet the wants of the deba
ted.
1t is mild tonic to the stomach, Increasing the appe
Ute assisting Digestion pre- eminenty good IN dyspepsia
strengthening and invgorating to the digestive and
nervous systems after prostrang dseases and in fever
and ague or kindred complaints its aid is invaluable
For darrh9a, dysentcry and cholera morbus, the pub
remedy.
One of the very best Physicians in Boston has said
that is the best preparation Of Bhters that has
6eeR offered 10 the .ub[ic"
all may convince themselves ofits superior merits.
forurher particulars reference Is made to the printed
circulars. For sale by CHAS. ii. ATWOOD, 10 Central
street, Boston, and by Druggists everywhere.
VA For sale in Worcester by David Scott.
SEPT cody
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r II. JOHNSON gives SPECIAL attertlon
Us to Jobbing.-orders left at lG9 Main street at f.
ID Cheney STORE in the Theater building or at No ID
Arch street, win be promptys answered Persons NOV
ng IN MO or out OF the CITY, respectfully requested
10 favor INN with their orders. r. H. JOHNSON
tmchll DIFF "
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TO THE PUBLIC.

1.-THE undersigned. practical Watchmakers and dealers
for years past and having dealt in all kinds
of foreign watches for much longer period Of time, beg
to state that they dealt in watches which,
as class or individual instances have been sat
isfactory THEMSELVES and customers, whether in
spect durability, beauty of finish, mathematically
correct proportions compensation and adjust
ment of fine tme-keeking results, than those manu-
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THE ONLY POSITIVE,

The ONLY POSIIlN Il,
tisgSf5s,l 49,, LY FIRE PROOF SAFE in the
| ElAL[[lll ~ mi world
- Fprd ME When the contents of safes de
E1-l-Hi rA fsI strOyed they are invariably burned
| sAeEEt5l t.I by heat being conducted to them and
! gz42Gl- I'M The inside wood casing, through the
-==<Al door and doorway, by iron bolts and
&<- VI plates forming and fastening the iron
box to the outside iron plate the door, and Joining
recty to the inside wood CASING thus forming con;
Iuous conductor of the best heat conducting material
from the outside directly the inside wood casing
and contents of the safe
nsEf| all SAFES are thus built.
nSfT' ETdmtne yonr SAFE door.
The Maraud Patent Safe is constructed as TO entire
y off all communication of heat to this part by 81
constructing the door and the doorway of soap stone
or other nOn-conductDg material, to have iron
bolts running through the door iron plate around
the doorway connections from the outer TO the
part Of the safe thereby keeping the interior ami
contents OF the safe efectualy protected from all heal
that be applied 20 the door in other portion
the safe.
M. IL. BIGELOVV AND ANSON HARDY
Manufacturers and ProprIetors,
50 School street. opposite City Hall, Boston, Mass
Samples stores of Bush IL Co., FITCH Il OTIS
| G. H. HARVEY HIRAM FRENCH. and at c. FOSTER d
CO.'S. Agents. 222 NJ ain street dtf dSl
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EVERY FAMILY SHOULD USE
SPEER'S SAMBUCI WINE,
celebrated for its medicinal and beneficial qualities as
esteemed by eminent physicians, and some of the first
families OF Europe and America
AS A DIURETIC
it impars healthy action TO the Glands and Kidneys
and Urinary Organs very beneficial in Dropsy, Govt
Eruptons and Rheumatic affections.
AS A SUDoRIFIC
it opens the pores and expels all Impurities by insens
bic perspiration thereby driving off Eruptions and
cleansing the suace giving tone and vgor to the whole
system, and BLOOMING SOFT, and HEALTHY condition
TO the SKIN and COMPLEXION.
SPEER'S WINE
is not mixture or manufactured article but is pure
from the juice Of the Portugal Eier cultivated in tho
United states, recommended by Chemists and Phvsi.
Clans as possessing medicinal properties superior TO anv
other Wine in use, and an excellent article for ali week
ana ueDllnatel persons, and the aged and in6rm i'm.
proving the appetite and benetng ladies and Children
LADIES' WINE
because II Will not ntoXicate other wines ne II con-
tans no mixtures OF spirits other liquors and Is al
nred 1of lis rich, peculiar flavor ard nutrtve proner
ues lnlpartlng healthy tone to the digestive organs
ana booming soft and healthy skin and complexion
ALFRED sPEER, Passaic Nj,
is over the cork of each bottle
MAKE ONE TRIAL or THIS VINE.
A. SPEER, Proprietor.
VINEYARD at Passaic N. j. OFFICE POS Broadway,
New York.
For sale by GEO. R. SPUR. Agent for Worcester.
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Meoitinal.
M A Y o R S
OF THE
GRE AT CITE S.


We the undersigned, Mayors hereby certify that the
Druggists Apothecares and Physicians of our several
titles have signed document of assurance to that
he remedies of Dr. j. C. AVER Co.. of Lowell, (AYER
PILLS. AeuE CURE, and CHERRY Pee
roRAL have been found to be medicines of great excel
ence and worthy the confidence of the community.
HON. GERARD SMITH,
Mayor of New Orleans, La.
HON. JAMES COOK,
Mayor of Lowell.
HON ALBIN BEARD,
Mayor of Nashua, N. H.
HON. W. E. HARRINGTON,
Mavor of Manchester, N. H.
HON. JOHN ABBOTT,
Mayor of Concord, N. H.
HON. A. H. BULLOCK,
Mayor of Worcester, Mass
HON. NATHL sILSBEE,
Mayor of Salem, Mass
HON. F. w. LINCOLN,
Mayor of Boston, Mass
HON. VIM. NJ. RODMAN,
Mayor, of Providence, r. 1
HON. AMOS W. PRENTICE,
Mayor of Norwich Conn.
HON. j. N. HARRIS,
Mayor of New London, Conn.
HON. CHAS. S. RODIER,
Mayor of Montreal, c. E.
HON D. F. TlEMANN,
Mayor of New York City.
HON. H. NJ. KINSTREY,
Moyor of Hamilton, C. W.
HON. ADAM WILSON,
Mayor of Toronto, G. W.
hon. R. M. BISHOP,
Mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio.
HON. /. H. CRAWFORD,
Mayor of Louisville, KY.
HON. JAMES McFEETERS,
Mayor of Bowmanville, C. W.
HON. JAMES w. NORTH,
Mayor of Augusta, Me.
HON. HENRY COOPER, JR.,
Mayor of Hallowell, Me-
HON. JAMES S. Beck,
Mayor of Fredericton, n. B.
HON. WILLARD NYE,
Mayor of New Bedford, Mass
HON. ]. C. BLAISDELL,
Mayor of Fall River Mass.
HON. w. H. CRANSTON,
Mayor of Newport, RI
HON. FRED. STAHL,
Mayor of Galena, Ill.
HON. JOHN HoGDEN,
Mayor of Dubuque, Iowa.
HON. THOS. CRUTCHFIELD,
Mayor of Chattanooga, Tenn
HON. ROBERT BLAIR,
Mayor of Tuscaloosa, Ala.
HON. JOHN SLOAN,
Mayor of Lyons, Iowa
HON. R. D. BAUGH,
Mayor of Memphis, Tenn.
HON. HEMAN L. PAGE,
Mayor of Milwaukee Wis,
nov y" w VAUGHN.
HON. A. FAIR, wis
Mayor of Kenosha, Wis.
HON. JOHN C. HAINES,
Mayor of Chicago, ILL.,
HON. M. J. A. HEATH,
Mayor of Selma, Ala
HON. A. ]. NOBLE,
Mayor of Montgomery
HON w g HOIYBAD
Mayor of Columbus, Ga.
Certify that the resident Druggists have assured then
Certify that the resident Druggists have assured then
Certify that the resident Druggists have assured them
Certify that the resident Druggists have assured them
Certify that the resident Druggists have assured them
AYERS SARSAPARILLA
AYERS SARSAPARILLA
AYERS SARSAPARILLA
AYERS SARSAPARILLA
AYERS SARSAPARILLA
Is an excellent remedy and worth the confidence of the
comI4unty.
Is an excellent remedy and worth the confidence of the
community.
an excellent remedy and worth the confidence of the
community.
AYERS SARSAPARILLA
For Spring Diseases,
For Purifying the Blood,
For Scrofula or Kings Evil,
For TumOrs, Ulcers and Sores or Errnptions and
Pimples,
For Blotches, Blains and Boils,
For st. Anthony IS Fire. Rose or Erysipelas,
For letter or Salt Rheum,
For Scald Head and Rngworm,
For Cancer and Cancerons Sores
For Sore Eyes Sore Ears and Humors.
For Female Diseases.
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Foot of vestry strec;, New York.

mys diff st. NJ. ANDREWS, Sup,t.
1s5..z55s5s.,ss7 BOSTON & WORCESTER
ss::::.ss.s;!saRAILRoAD. = SPRING ARRANGE
s-sg- ---g1E-sMENT,c commencing MONDAY, April Is,
PASSENGER TRAINS ;eave for Boston, as follows:
Leave Worcester at 4S5 Exp Z, $40 a. m, l245, 3.2l
EXP 500, iO.lO Exp. The Z, $40 a, M and 800 p. m
trains start from the upper all Others from the Lower
Millbury, $40 a, m. 44O p.
Grafton, III, 1905 a. m. lOQ, DIS .. m.
Westboro T.30 l0.l7 a. M, liz $50 pm.
southboro i.Ss, LOIS m; l.2O $50 p.
Cordaville, IA 1928 a. m. %, 5;42 p. IN.
Ashland, 74S 1875 a. l.30 5.4g p. M
Milford ITO, $40 a. III. 800 p. m.
Northboro, I $40 a m. $50 ?; m
Marlboro, 724, 10 0S a. m 5.lS p.
Fgamingham; 5.25 Express, SEQ 1850 M l.39, 40j
Natick, 64S, 5 IT, IL 90 a. M l49, $50, 6l2p, M
saxonyille, s.25 a. m. 800 p. m.
N Met Se Lf%sF Ff rs @c To-? ~ Ro
a. m. l42, 1856, 6 o.. 633 wor., sl2 p. IN.
Brookline' 1873 I5 S. % o. 10 am IN; 5 n2So $780,
fin connection with trains on Charles River Branch
For Worcester at 100. $50 EXP. 100, EXP 4.S0,
$50 Exp, s 80 EXP. p
Mbury, 100 a. m 4 80 p. m.
Westboro', ~ a M, i,SO, 4.5O, 5.SOp m.
Cordavie, 100 a. m. 80, 4:30 p. IN.
Ashland, zoo a m. i.86 I 80 p. m.
Milford, 100 a m. ISO, $50 p.
Northboro', 100 a. m. l3O, $50 p. m.
Marlboro, 100 a. m. 80, $50 D. m.
Framngham. 1900 $50 EXP, a. m. l.sO, EXP. 40,
~ Satck tick %, $50 am + H. lsO 4sO, 500 PM
SewtOn S 7i5 s. $50, VOG M p r. 1870 ss, 4sO, sOO
Brookane, *75 1856 $780, IL a. M +l2l5 2sO 1870 5Oo
Albany, 7.UO8.SO Exp. a. m. LaG, Exp p. N.
New York, via Springfield $50 EXP. .. ~ EXP. and
~ New w York, via Norwich, $50 Exp p nj.
DTs new st ork oS Sh az ba ao al 0 H. En-
E. b. PHILLIPS, sup't:
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griueIrp, 6t.
AMERICAN WATCH

A CARD-THE AMERICAN WATCH
N COMPANY, of Waltz am, Mass, begs to call the
attention of the public TO the following emphatic
mendation Waltham Watches which has heen polite
Nv gwen by the leading practical Watchmakers and jew
eers throughout the United States The entire list of
signatures it in the Eastern States, is quite too long
for publication in advertisements but the names
presented will be recognized by those acquainted with
The trade in this vicinity being in the highest degree
respectable and influential At their establishments
NAV ALWAYS be found the genuine watches OF the Com
pBny's manufacture in great variety and at uniform
prices.
Signatures from many cities and t,wns of New Eng
land fully represented in this list will appear III
$3.50 alnr Aieua mt
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-03-26
Hungary.

The Hungarians are in utter terror least
British policy succeed in inducing Austria
TO sell Venice before Spring. If there be
not war next Spring in Italy Hungary will
wiring her hands in sorrow and disa2point.
ment. AT present, indeed the Hungarians
are preparing for that contingency. Nu>
merous arrests are made but this only ex-
asperated the affair. The Count Karolyi
passes thro' Debreczin; inhabitants ard
students rushed TO serenade him with ma
tional Slavonian music this is committing
'excesse' 10 Austrian language; a number
OF gentlemen are arrested, and Debreczin
Is supposed to be tanned; but the arrests
are Eow so numerous that it is said the
Emperor OF Austria is going to get get cut
or the difficulty by general ann ,sty the
worst of 1t is that nobody will thank him.
What is far more significant than the
Dehreczin affair is late festival at Agram,
capital OF Crotia, not in Hungary at all,
but as Slavoric as the Magyars it was in
honor of the national poet, Bogovitch. We
all remember how etfeetually the Greats,
under Jeliachich, helped to crush their
hungarian brothern in l849 They seem
to have discovered that this was blunder.-
And, accordingly, crowds of Croats and
Hungarians in fraternal procession fiocxed
to do honor in common to their Slavic bard.
Bogovitch addressed them 10 an impassion.
ed speech; told them to bury and forget
the tcuds which made Slavonians to shed
Slavonian blood in '49, and to be brothers
indeed for all time to come. At all this
counselors of State in Vienna tear their
hair.
Thus, all over Europe. the pride of race
is aroused and blood cleaves to brothers
blood. To be rio Of alien dominion-this
Is the great want or problem of the age.
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A SUBSCRIBER.

LINCOLN IN CINcINNATI,-The Cincin-
natl Commercial, in its account of Mr.. Lin
coins reception in that city, relates the
following incidents:
Our outside reporter heard SOME queer
talk whilst the procession was passing and
the President bowling right and left-some.
thing after the fashion of Mace Slnper's
conversations 10 the dark. One old LADY.
who prided herself on having seen "a
power OF Presidents in her time, was ter
ribly exercised about the soldiers. "E /
was man." said she with some asperity.
land was 'lected President, and couldn't
go on to Washington an take my seat
'thout bein' guarded like Linkum, I'd stay
at home Do you believe" inquired one
man Of his comrade, with an appearance of
great earnestness and some increduIity.
that he ever split million of rails in one
day?" Old Abe's physique was freely dis
cussed by the crowd, aud they were evi>
IDENTIFY disappointed at not finding him so
atrociously ugly as he had been represent
ed. 1t seemed to be the general impress
sion that he had used but not abused his
privilege in this respect.
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FIVE DEATHS At TINE.-A Frencbman
resolved to be rid of life, went a little be-
fore high tide to post set up by the sea
side. He had provided himself with a lad
der, rope, a pistol, bundle of matches.
and a vial Of poison. As lending the ladder
he tied one end Of the rope 20 the post and
the other round his neck /; then he took the
poison, set his clothes on fire, put the muz.
zle OF the pistol to his head, and kicked
away the ladder. In kicking away the
ladder he sloped the pistol so that the ball
missed his head and cut through the rope
by which he was suspended he fell into
the sea, thut extinguishing the flames of
bis clothes, and the sea water which he in
Voluntarily swallowed, counteracted the
poison, and thus, 10 spite Of his precautions.
ne remained unhanged, unshot, imprisoned,
unburned and undrowned.
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woRDs.-The small number of word,
which are use, in comparison with those
which every person who speaks the English
language, has q right to use has been illus
trated by Mr.. Marsh. in his lectures on the
English language in some curious iustap-
ces. The vocabulary of the language now
contains nearly ore hundred tbousand
words. OF these Milton uses only eight
Thousand. and Shakespeare only fifteen
thousand, and yet the vocabulary of these
authors, says Mr.. March, is probably TIE
largest used by any writers in the English
language.
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A WORD TO THE BoYs,-Seven classes
OF company are to be avoided, viz:
l.. Those who ridicule their parents or
disobey their commands.
2. Those who profane the SABBATH or SCOT
at religion.
8. Those who use proiane or filthy Lam
guage.
4. Those who are uDtruthful, play
truant, and waste their time in idleness.
5. Those who are of a quarrelsome tenn
per, and are apt to get into difficulty with
others.
g. Those who are addicted to lying,
smoking, chewing, drinking and other low
habits.
z. Those who are Of a cruel disposition,
and take pleasure in torturing or manning
animals.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-03-26

s~A candidate for Office calls at the
residence Of gentleman to solicit his
vote.
Candidate" Madam, is your husband
about?"
Lsdy.-"Yes, sir, he is gone to haul
away dead dog, and he will be back di-
rectly."
Candidate.-''Sheep killing dog, sup
pose, madam"
Fierce spoken urchin.-"No, sir, just
barking himself to death at candidates; 60
pap said"
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ANECDoTE OF JACKSON AND ONE OF HIS
SoLDIERs.-It is well known that General
jackson, during the last few years of his
life was an extremely religious man, a
member of the Presbyterian church, and
regular partaker Of the communion, that
an old Kentucky soldier who had fought
under the General at New Orleans, and
knew well what manner of man be had
been in his fighting days, attended the
Hermitage church and saw the aged war
rior kneel reverent!y before the altar. He
was transfxed with astonishment
After the service was over, he was OBJ
served to be unusually silent and thought
full, snd upon being questioned, related
what he had seen. lie concluded his mar
rative thus:
when / saw the msn who had fought
armies, parties, cabinets, and had never
fought without conquering, get down on his
knees in that church, l said to myself:
Well, when Gen. Jackson kneels, / tell
you, boys, it is about time for me to knock
under.'"
-Four weeks after he joined the church,
and lived and died an exemplary member.
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HAPPY WOxAN.--A happy woman Is
not she the very sparkle and sunshine of
LIEF A woman who is happy because she
can't help it-whose smile even the coolest
sprinkle of misfortune cannot dampen.-
Men make terrible mistake when they
marry Tor beauty, for talent, or for style;
the sweetest wives are those who posses
the magic secret Of being contented under
any circumstances. Rich or poor, high or
low, 1t makes no difference the bright liz.
tie fountain ofjoy bubbles up Just as mu-
siealiy in their hearts d. they live in q
log cabin the fire that leaps on its hum
Die hearth becomes brighter than the Gid
en- chandeliers in an Aladdin palace
Was ever the stream Of life 90 dark and
unpropluous that the sunshine of happy
lace falling across its turbid tide, would
not awaken an aswering CLEAN? Why,
these Joyous tempered people don't know
half the good they do.
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WoRK.-'Work.' ssid 1, 'airn your own
pork ..and see how sweeitit will be. Work.
and see how well you will be. Work. and
see how cheerful you will be. Work and see
how independent you will be. Work. and
see how happy your family Will be- Work,
and see how religious you will be; for be
lore you know where you are, instead of
repIning at Providence, you will find your
self offering up thanks for all the numer-
Gus blessings you enjoy Sam Slick.
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ABSENCE OF MISD.-Sidney Smith tells
OF clergyman who went jogging along the
road till he came to a turnpike.
"What is to pay ?"
Pay for what?" asked the turnpike
gata.keeper.
Why, for my horse, to be sure"
I" Your horse, sir, what horsel There is
no horse, SIR"
No horse?" said he. suddenly looking
down. between his legs, God bless me, l
thought was on horseback"
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An AFRICAN VIEW OF SEcEssIoS.-The
following is narrated in the Mobile (Ala.
Tribune
As soon as the information came that
Alabama was out. walked off toward
Government street, to be present at the
firing of the 100 guns for Alabama. Ar
rived halfway between Abe's Hone Man
sion and the cor oner, when an old stoop-
backed gentleman. as black as the ace of
spades, stopped me:
.Massa Doctor said be. excuse me, but
are zoe out o! the Union |?
Yes said /, Uncle. zoe are out of the
Union
He raised his hat, showing the whitened
wool. aad said:
Thank the good Lord Jesus ~
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11 We End in the correspondence Of
Vanity Fair" the following important
information
Col. Ellsworth is with Ms. Old Scott In
to resign in favor of Col. Ellsworth. imme-
diately on our arrival at Washington. We
all think Scott is played ont, and are in
favor Of Col Ellsworth. Scott is very old.
Dear me, yesl Col. Ellsworth is oulv
thirteen years Of age.
Juliet signal. [volume] (Juliet [i.e. Joliet], Ill.) 1844-1???, 1861-03-26

s%What are the wears but perishable
leaves, blown, one by one, from the ever
opening rose Of Time. by the same breath
that first created them.