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New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
Can't Afford A Paper
A DIALOGUE OF THE DAY.

The Dayton Empire gets off the
following, which is true the world
over:
Spunge calls in every evening
nearly, and, after reading the En-
pire, says he believes he will take
it home to his wife! Yesterday
Spunge called in as usual.
"You are a Democrat, are you
not Spunge!" we asked.
Certainly" he replied, rather
'mazed at the question, and SEEM
ing to be puzzled how to take it;
why do you ask?'
Because, we like to know who
are our friends these troublesom
times. Ofcourse you do all you
are able for the spread of Demo
cratic principles!'
of course: he replied.
DO you leave any pay for the
Empire, Spunge!' we demanded
Of him suddenly,
'W-h-y-nor ~
why don't you!'
sThe fact is, am too poor!'
And the fellow moved uneasily
toward the door. ,,-~.-.
'How many cigars do you smoke
Per day, Spunger we asked
Lets see; about five or six; not
more than half a Dozen
what do you pay for them!'
Five cents apiece .#
Then they cost you 80 cents
per day!' -.-t.s
Yes; I 'spose.'
MAKING ~ ~ per week; 80 40
per month and sos 80 per year,
sAh! so much!'
Every cent of it. Now, do you
chew tobaccol' we asked.
yes, a Httle,' he said, rather
shyly.
How many plugs per week1'
Not quite one a day, about 5
per week. ~
'And they cost 20 cents per week
50 cents per month, and ~ 60
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
NOWARDAS OclATION,
PHILADELPHIA. ~


n Benevolent INSTITUTION established BY s,e.;al
Endo,oment, for the rsiief of tie sick and Dis
tressea, afflicted sg,tk Virutent and Epsdemit
diseases and especially for the Cure Of Diseases
efthe Sexual Organs.
MEDICAL ADVICE given gratis BY the
ASA Acting Surgeon, to oil who apply by let
tor with description of their condition, lsge,
occupation, habits oflife, &c.,) and in cases Of
extreme poverty, Medicines furnished free Of
charge. @
VALUABLE REPORTS on Spernatorhpa,
aud other Diseases Of the sexual organs, and
on the new rsmediss employed in the Dispens-
AIRY, sent TO the afflicted in sealed letter en-
velopes. free Of charge. Two or three stamps
for postage viii be acceptable. -.
Address DR.. J. SKILLlN HOUGHTON,
Acting Surgeon, Howard association, No.
South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, RI. By
order of the Directors.
EZRAD. HARTWELL. President.
eco. FMRCHlLD, Secretary v2ul1y
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08

is not proper, and any young lady
who allows herself to take such
liberties with a gentleman, loses
lis respect"
Was it my ward who spoke
next! The voice was clear and
cold a. Aunt James!
~ think you arc mistaken! |
see that I was wrong to love the
only person who has been really
kind to me since my brother died,
but l do not tLiSk my guardian
! misunderstood M. Still, l will
take your advice, and 60 back to
school till am of age. Now
mark me, not because you advise
me but because cannot live here
on cold, formal terms with m,
guardian, and will not give him
reason to despise me, by showing
that l am grateful for his love-"
The voice trembled a little, but
Aunt Jane merly said
"You have decided wisely" and
left the room.
kept perfectly quiet. heard
one choaking sob, and then light
steps approaching my sofa. A tear
fell upon my forehead, and then
soft, warm lips gently pressed the
spot. and Fannie went towards
the door.
In an instant l was on my feet
beside her. Never mind what l
said; did not offend her, and
when l sat down upon the sofa
again. the tiny form nestled close
in my arms. Only one question
about our future life did my
promised wife ask me
Aunt janet"
"Will return home the day we
are married."
And she did; a handsome pres
ent quite reconciling her to the
match, and repayipg her for the
three months she spent with me
to play propriety when l received
q visit fromtmy ward"
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
DIR. BIGEL0W,
CONFIDENTIAL PHYSICIAN

OFFICE No. 40 NORTH Sd, ST.. ST.. LOUIS, Mo.
NEARLY OPP. the City Hotel, entrance on Sd
and Vine sts.) -, :. -
|nR BPS TREATMENT OF AL m
- PRIVATE DISEASES is more
speedy and permanent than any other
physicians in the city. Cures guaran teed.
No mercury used. = i
] manufs cturer all my own medicines
which are pleasant to take, and will thor
eughly eradicate all diseases from the sys-
tenn in very short time.
Those unfortunate young mon who have by
: secret infatustion of selfabuse, united
themselves for either business or society, and
prodnced those fearful effects in body and
mind 30 much to be dreaded; to suoh we
would cay that having treated hundreds Of
such cases every year Of his practice in the
city. AID surrounding county, land which
test'monlalsin his possession will show) can
oner you permanent and eifectual cure
Medicines sent by Mail or Express. Persons
at distance, treated by letter. Addres
P. @. Box 1895, enclosing stamp. -
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
Hear What Physicians Say.
RESPECTING
Dr. Christie's
AGUE BALSA,lAE,

Many high minded physicians, who are
above the narrow prejudioes which govern too
many of tho profession, and are willing to &C.
knowledge merit wherever found, are using
the Ba'sam in their private practice, with sat
isfactien to themselves and undout ted benefit
to their patients. Ono physician writ .; II
with confidence recommend the Balsam o. su-
perior to any other preparation"
Says another: II have used it with uni
orm success, and can confidently recommend
It for all those complaints for which it il
offered as remedy"
Once more: my knowledge il has new
disappointed tho reasonable expectations Of
those who have used it."
Still another writes: II have no hesitation
in saying that it is safe, convenient and
very e6cacious medicine"
Doctors use 1t las sensible thing a. they cen do
F. N. BurLcR, Morenci, Mich. writes
Your medioiae is doing wonders here. Even
the N. DIS by II to take themselves when
they ars dick." ........'- -~
o.. JOHN D. PARK.
al. .,..... ~ tshs-sa, nisase III.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
.ATER'9
Ague Cure,
yoa TINE SPEEDY CURB OF

Remittsnt Fever. chill Fever, Dumb
49,, r':s as n H;e.asHshs, or h a,
for the whole class OF diseases orig inat-
ins a. Sais:ry dMs,r c cso:es BY
We are enabled here to offer the community 4
remedy which, while it cures the above complaints
with certainty, 10 still perfectly harmless in any
quantity. Such remedy is invaluable in distriets
where these affecting disorders prevail. This
AND AouE from the SYSTEM and prevents the de-
velopment Of the disease, il taken on the first ap-
proach Of its prcmonitory symptoms. ltisnot only
the best remedy ever yet discovered for this class
quantity supply for dollar brings it within the
reach Of every body and in bilious districts whera
FEVER AND AGUE prevails, every body should
have it and use it freely both for cure and protec
other ever discovered for the speedy and certain
of Intermittents is that it contains no Qninne
mineral, consequently it produces no qninisn or
other inlosou. effects whateve; upon the sSn'titu
they had never had the disease.
Fever and Ague is not alone the consequence Of
the miasmatic poison. great variety Of disor-
ders arise from its irritation, among which are
ness, 1oothache, Ea,achs, Catayrh, A,thmo, Fal
p':ation, Painful affection Of the Spleen, Hyster-
ics, Pain in tie Bowels, Cole, Paralysis and DE-
yaNgement Of the Stomach, all Of which, when
tuse, or secome periodical. This CuHs" e1pss.
the poison from the blood. and consequently cures
them all alike. 1t is an invaluable protection 10
immigrants and persons travelling or temporarily
reading in the malarious districts II taken sccx-
sionally or daily while exposed to the infection,
that will be excreted from the system. and eannos
accumulate in sufficient quantity to ripcn into die.
ease. Hence it is even more valuable for prctee-
ton than cure, and few will ever suffer from Inter-
mittents if they avail themselves Of the protection
this remedy affords.
Prepared BY DID, AVER e. CO., Lowell, xasA
Sold by, e :--' a
J. S.LAWvER,NEw OREeos, and By all
Dealers in Medicine everywhere. So 6m
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
VERNON HiI1;T|( lTllll|li]tSip

at all times keep on hand a full and complete
assortment Of the following goods; ING
Delaines, Ginghams, Prints, Cambrics. Sheet.
ing, Shifting Denims, Ticking, Cashmere,
Kentucky Jean, Over Coat cloths. Flannel,
Ready made clothing, Boots & Shoes, Hats
& Caps, Ladies, Gents and Chi!drens hose,
Needles Pine, Buttons Hooks and Eyes, Su.
gar, Coffee, Tea, Crackers, Salt fish, Cheese,
Tobacco, Crockery, Hard ware: &c &c.
Also, all kinds of Patent Medicines.
all Of which, / will sell as cheap, as
thu cheapest. t-#nr.i1
8All kinds of produce taken
in exchange for goods.
[n5v24m.j 60 S.H. NOBLE.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
FOR SALE

RY tho Subscribers at Vernon -
Springs Iowa, a good Double I'm
Wagon, a Double Harness and . -QH
Good Horse; very cheap for cash or grain q
Market Prices. ..7
Jan. 26kh 1851. -gara.
STROTHER ( xIaKPATkrCX.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
AYERS
Compound Extract Of Sarsaparilla,

the most effectual remedy which the medical
skill Of our times can devise for this every
where prevailing and fatal malady. 1t is con-
bined from the most active rcmedials that have
been discovered for the expurgation Of this foul
disorder from the blood, and the rescue of the
SYSTEM from its destructive consequences.
Hence it should be employed for the cure u
not only ScrofuNP but also those other affec-
tons which arise from it, such as ERvrrIvs
and SKIN DISEASES, ST.. ANrHoNy's FIlx.
RosE. or ERrs1rELAs, PINrLEs, PusrsLps.
BLorcHEs, BLAlNs and Po!Ls. TUMoRs, TErrn~
and SALT RHEux, GcALD HEAD, Rlxowoxx.
RHIUMArIsM, SyrHILIrIc and MxRcuxIAL Dis
EASES, DR0rsY, DYsPEPsIA, DEPUTY. and.
indeed, ALL COMPLAINTS ARISING FROM VITA
TED OR IMPURE BLoop. The popular belief
in -" in.purity Of the blood" is founded in truth.
for scrofula is a degeneration Of the blood. The
particular purpose and virtue Of this Sarsapa-
rilla is to purify and regenerate this vital fluid.
without which sound health i impossible u
contaminated constitutions.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
G. ristie's
d s y E 3 ALA NJ

Contains no mineral poisonous substance, as
will be seen by reading the following:
New York, Aug. o2d. 1855.
have analysed DR.. Christie's Ague Ba
sam, and certify that it contains neither @ u
nine, Arsenic, Mercury, Strychninc or an
mineral or poisonous substancen
LAWRENCE REID, Prof. Of Chemistry
50 3n JOHN D. PARK Proprietor,
Chicago, Illinois
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
Nip tho Evil In It's Bud /!
DOCTOR WHITTIER

CURES ALL PRIVATE DlsEA sEs and dis.
eases arising from eafabuse. His theory
and exposition Of sexual diseases is clear
Il delinestion Of all tho diseased conditions.
Send cents only to prepay postage. Charges
moderate. Cures guaranteed. Consultation
!tss: Box ese.-O6sS q Pine street, -.
Lss'S No. ns4.a9
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08

per year.
1T does look a little heavy, oil
this tobacco business, when it's
put in a pile!'
You will excuse me if l seem
impairment, but you drink ale,
and other liquors, don't you
Spungev
Nothing TO speak Of he replied
Cant you give the average mum
Der of drinks per day!'
Don't know: sometimes more
and sometimes less; les ee-not
more than a dozen at most
A man in enumerating his dis
reputable acts will put them at the
loscest figures!
We don't ofcourse know what
you drink, but each oink costs
5 cents!
Yes, s'pose.'
That would De 60 cents yer day
and evening; 81 20 per week; SIG
80 per month, and $20l 60 per
year!'
That can hardly be credible!'
But it's true. You have three
habits that are not only expensive
but very injurious to you and to-
gether they cost you not less than
five hundred and twenty dollars
per year'
Spunge looked blue, but didn't
reply. We continued
and you talk about not being
able to take a paper that costs
you but IS per year. while you
spend nearly all your money for
worse than nothing-enough cash
to pay for a hundred daily papers!
Why, if you but stop two out of
your dozen drinks for one only,
you could pay for the Empire for
a week,-to say nothing about to
bacco! And you would feel the
betters for it, and your family
would have a paper, and the prin.
ter wouldn't be swindled to the
amount of a dime per week. Be-
sides, Spunge, you wouldn't be
going to the-dogs, as you are now
BY the time we had finished the
last sentence, our auditor was ma
king tracks out of the passage
way..and we heard him mutter
something about, tending to his
own businessl' &c., a course of con
duct we were pursuing at that
very moment.
There are an alarming number
of Spunges in society, and between
whiskey and tobacco, they are
going to the devil by pieceneal.
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
Ns@ Oregon Ylain 4tatlr,

>>~-"~~ Wv wv
chose the moment when l was ab.
ssrbed in a:.knotty case to fly to the
piano, and play the liveliest jigs, in a
clear soprano voice, the most absurd
caricaturcs Of opera music, rolling up
her eyes, opening her mouth to its full
lest extent, and scattering the neat,
somcal trills and crcscendos upon the
ear, til! there Was 20 alternative for ME
and the papers were laid aside, to be
studied out after Miss Fannie had re
tired. No sooner did she che sec ne
disc ngaged than she was ut my side.-
She pulled my moustache to make it
grow, she said:; she pretended to find
white hairs amongst my black ones,
ana made this pretcncc for Jerking ont
dozen at time of my jet black ones.
She took my newspaper when l was
most interestedin it, to make mo a
cooked hat, and burned the tip of my
nose trying to light my cigar,
She had most splendid musical
ta'ent, asd played upon the piano with
wonderful execution and expression
One other favorite plans far tormeHting
m. was to propose Duets. l would get
my violin and the little witch would
take her place at the piano with the
gravity Of a deacon. She would throw
her whole soul into the music until she
SAW that | was interested and absorbed
in it,and then she would slyly dash off
the most absurd variations on some
negro melody or dancing tune. As soon
us stopped, she would look up with
an afectation Of grave surprise, and 60
on. with her part of the music until l
was again interested, when the jig or
polka came in again, when she would
gravely lecture me upon the bad exam
pie / was setting my ward by losing my
temper.
Yet I could not sincerely say that l
wished her back to school. With all
her wild freaks she was affectionate and
kind, and l often saw that her most
daring pieces Of mischief followed auut
James severe lectures upon proprlety.
They could not live in peace. 1t was
like Are and ice, and Aunt James Sc
we're, cold manner would have broken
the child's heart or spirit, had not been
there to shield, protect, and indulge
her.
I had never asked myself if I |
loved this hayward sunbeam;
know she made my home a home.
not a mere dwelling house, and
listened for her voice, as for mu-
sic; but she seemed to me such a
child in her free, frank joyousness
that never thought of love.
One morning I was taken with
a severe attack of nervous head
ache. I had been subject for
years to such spells, and I tn rev
myself upon the sofa iu the parlor
certain that for hours there was
nothing for me but quiet endu-
rance. Dodd came in to 'darken
the windows, get me pillow,
and put the camphor bottle near
me, and then was alone. Soon
heard a merry laugh, and then
a clear voice began to sing verse
ola gay song. 1t ceased sudden
ly, and Fannie said
"Sick! a headache! Of course I
will be quiet, Miss Jane. l am
sorry!'
Light footsteps came over the
stairs. the parlor door opened and
shat softly, and presently two
soft cool hands fell gently upon
my forehead.
~Can't I do anything for you!"
she whispered.
Nothing, thank you Don't
let me keep you here in the dark!'
"Oh, please let me stay. l like
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
Physiology for the Married or

Physiology for the Married or
A PRAcrIcAI, RATIONAL AND PRIMER Gov.
troll OF REPRODUCTIONS!
THIS IS, BEYOND ALL COM.
l. PARiSON, THE most complete
aud reliable work upon this subject
eve, offered to the american people. 1t is the
latest Of the kind published, and contains tn q
true and really useful Of all that have prece-
ded 1t, besides many important facts never
before allu ded to in any publication.
No thinking man will at this age Of scien-
tito research, be content to leave to mere
chance all that pertains to the increase Of
his family. Judgment will dictate the num-
Der of his children, and the time and circum.
stance Of their births. and surely nc intel
llgent woman vii neglect an opportunity Of
obtaining knowledge that may promote her
happiness, preserve her youth, diminish her
SORROWS and prolong her life
Sales Confidential. Sent to any address in
secured envelopes free Of postage, by enclo.
sing the price Zone Dollar to DR. BIGELOW
Box 1896, st Louis, Mo. [n6a-1yl
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08

u constitutional disease, q corruption of The
blood, by which this fluid becomes vitated.
weak, and poor. Being in the circulation, il
pervaties the whole body, and may burst out
IN disease on any part Of It. No organ is fres
nom its attacks, nor Il there one which il may
not destroy. The scrofulous faint is variously
caused by mercurial disease, low living, dis
ordered OF unhealthy food, impure air, alts
and filthy habits, the depressing vices, and.
above all, by tho vcnereal infection. What.
ever be its origin, It is hereditary in the con.
stitution, descending " from parents to children
unto the third and fourth generation; 4" indeed.
it seems to be the rod Of Him who says, II
will visit the iniquities Of the fathers upon
their children"
Its effects commence by deposition hon the
blood of corrupt or uleerous matter, which, IN
the lungs, liver. and internal organs, IL termed
tubercles; in the glands, swellings; and On
the surface, eruptions or sores. This foul Ger.
ruption, which genders in tho blood, depressos
the energies of life, so that scrofulous constitu.
tons not only suffer from scrofulous COM
plants, but they have far less power to With
stand the attacks of other diseases: conse-
quently vast numbers perish by disorders
which. although not scrof6lous in their nature.
are still rendered fatal by this faint in the
system. Most Of the consumption which de-
climates the human family has its origin directly
in this scrofulous contamination; and many
destructive diseases Of the liver, kidneys, brain.
and, indeed, Of all the organs, arise from a.
are aggravated by the same cause.
One quarter Of all our people are scrcfulous;
their persons are invaded by this lurking in
fiction, and their health is undermined by it.
To cleanse it from the system we must removals.
the blood by an Alternative medicine, and in
vigorate it by healthy food and exercise,
Such q medicine we supply in
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08

FARMERS, TAKE NOTICE.
YVHE undersigned having purchased the
l. Stock Of Goods kept at the Farmers
Store in
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08

u. ]. ]. Clemmsr,
Physician and surgeon, New Oregon, Iowa
will attend to al calls in his profession
vhsthsr by night OF. by day. O1es at biz
residence On Naln street, tsst der aereA
4 LAvvsr's drug stsss. IHNL
New Oregon plaindealer. (New Oregon, Iowa) 1859-1866, 1861-02-08
WANTED.

Wheat rye, tallow lard
eggs, hides and oil kinds Of produc. A. tho
highest market price, Constantly rece;.
wing new goods at prices to invite custom
Call and examine goods and prices bofore
purchasing else whore. v2n21v.
WVNSUN 8. P1lAlnn.2o
The Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, Ohio) 1853-1861, 1861-02-28


s-tg Headache is the favortc sign by which nature
makes known any deviation whatever from the natural
state of the brain, and viewed in this light may be
looked Il safeguard intended 70 give notice Of dis
which might otherwise escape attention till too late
to be rcmcdcd; and ts indications should b5 ne
glccted. Headaches maybe classified under two nancs
riA Symptomatic and ldi0pothic Symptomatic Head
ache is exceedingly common and is tue precursor Of a
grent variety OF diseases, among which Apopcxy,
Gout Rhcmasin and all febrle dssas g, In its ncr-
vos form il is sympathetic Of diseases Of the stomach
constituting sick headache, Of hcpatc diseases const
ting bilious headache, Of worms, constipation and other
disorders of the bowels well renal and uterine at
trctons Diseases of the heart very frequently at
tended with Headaches Anena and plethora are also
affections which frequently occasion headache Ido-
pac Headache is also very common, being usually dis.
tngshcd by the name of nervous headache sometimes
coming ON suddenly in state Of apparently sound health
and prosrdtug at the mental and physical energies
and in other instances it comes on slowly, heradcd by
depression of spirits or acCrby of temper. In most in
stances the pain in the front Of the head, over one ol
or both eyes, and sometimes provoking vomiting undur
this class may also bo named Neuralgia.
For the treatment of either class of Headache The
Ccphalic Pills have been found sure and safe remedy
relieving the most acute pains in few minutes and b,
its subtle power oiadcatrg the diseases of which Head
ache is the unclling index.
The Perrysburg journal. [volume] (Perrysburg, Ohio) 1853-1861, 1861-02-28
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on Business Customs, &c.
+, WElcu, Teacher of Double and Single Entry Book
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IN, and u. Il. Austin, Lecturers ON Commercial law,
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Rev, c. Rcu>UpS, Lecturer on Political Economy,
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Good board can be had in this place from $l.55 t.
-. 30.
This institution is now permanently situated in one
the haudSomco localities in Mouth Western Ohio and of
i2YS Ia its paupnS unprecedented advantages in the WAY
of completing thorough course Of Mercantile lnstruc
ton.
Our instructions in Book Kccpmg Commercial Calcu
latoRs and Accounts are conducted upon the Counting
Room SySm the object Of which is 10 render them pure
ly practical, enabling the stHd,M 90 enter NJ apol
he discharge of hc most intricate business with com
par,tve ease. students who have graduated from thi
Institution have found No difficulty in obtaining situations
giving entire satisfaction of their employers.
COMMERCIAL LAW.
Lecturers on this subject delivered regularly ever
Thursday evening, by one of our most pr0minent pac
t,ioners giving students the most thorough mstuc
ton IN tlIis important branch
PENMANSUiP,
Practical and Ornamental in an It's varieties, will b
taught in the most thorough and efficient manner Tn
good old Spencarmn sysgcm is standard
TO PARENTS,
We would say, Your childVn can here receive rs FIJI
thorough aad complete course of instruction in
Commercial Collage in the United States fVe lUm eN
posre 10 those poncious influences which in 9Ige cite
they ae liable to cope in contact with, Life Scholar
ships are issued. Stu3enS can enter az any time. ID
ploInas awarded oly 10 those who master the course
study, Situations prOO urd r students araS pdssbl
upon graduating Recolect that the eNp1Rse OF ciUpl,
ting course of Instruction in this institution is less ha
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,&~For ful particulars send TOR u Chcular.
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