The daily Green Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1861-1865, 1861-09-21
From Vanity Fair.
ARTE1EUS WARD FEES THE PRINCE
NAPOLEON

papers III late, nobody need MT fatter their
selves that the undersigned is dcd. On the contry,
q still llye," which words was spoken by
DANIEL WEBSTER, who was an able man. Even
tile old-line wings OF Boston will admit MM.-
w EBslER Is ded now howsever, and his mantle
has probly fallen into the hands Of sum dealer
IN End hand close, who can sell 1t. Leastways
{ nobody pears to be gon round Wearin it to any
particlef Extent, now days. The regiment of
whom 4 was kurnel iinerly concluded they was
better adapted as Home Cards, which accounts
for your Dot hearing from me, ear this, where
the ba0ls is the thickest and where the cannon
doth TOar. But as American citizen | shall
never cease to admire the mastery advance our
troops made on Washington from Bull Run, a
short time ago 1t was well dun. spoke to
my Wits bout it at the time. My wife said 1t
was wellIdun.
II havin there4 bin determined to perfect
! Baldinsyille at all hazzuds, and as there was no
apprehension of any immejt danger, thought
IW0uldgo orr onto pleasure tower. Accor-
dinly lput on clean billed Shirt and started
for Washinton. Invent there to see the Prints
NAPOLEON, and not to see the place, which will
here take occasion to obsarve is about as unin-
terestin q locality as there is this side of j. DA-
v1s's tuthr home, if he ever does die, and where
l reckon they II make it so warm for him that he
will 81 Tor his summer close. 1t Is easy enough
10 see why man goes to the poor house or pen
itentiary. It's becaws he can't help it. But
why heshould voluntarily 20 and live in Wash
inton Is entirely beyond my comprehension, and
can ( say no fairer nor that.
put 10 to leadin hotel. Isaw the land
lord und sed, g How dye do, Square -
's Fifty cents, sir, - was his reply.
HalEa dollar. We charge twenty five cents
for Iookin at the landlord and fifty cents for
speakln to him. If you want supper q boy
will show you to the dinin room for twenty five
cents Your room bein in the tenth story, it
will cost you dollar to be shown up there
X How much do you ak a man for breath in
ia this equinomikal tavun ? " sed |.
!" Ten Gems a breth,' was his reply.
Washington hotels is very reasonble in their
charges. IN. B.-Ths is Sarkassum.
sent up my keerd to the Prints, and was
immeiitly ushered before him. He received me
kindly ard axed me to sit down.
Is hav cum to pay respecks to you, Mister
NAPoLEoN, hopin see you hale and harty."
III am quite well,' he sed. {" Air you well
sir
He seemed to be pleased with my ways, and
we entered into conversation to onct.
How LEWIS p axed and he said the
Emperor was WE'LL EUGENY was likewise we'll he
sed Then axed him was LEWIS good prov-
der did he cum home arly mites did he per-
foom her bed room at unreasonable hour with
gin and tanzy? Did he 60 to " the Lodge " on
mites when there wasn't any Lodge did he
often hav to go down town to meet a friend ?
did lie hay q extensiv acquaintance among poor
yonng widders whose husbans was in Californy
to all Of which questions the Prints perlitey re-
= +knt tl,o E,ny
was behavn we'll.
gss ak these questions, my royal duke and
most noble higness and imperials becaws I'm
anxious to know how he stands as a man.
know he smart He is cunnin, he is long head-
ed he is deep---he is CRATE. But onless he is
GOOD he'll come down with a crash one of these
DAYS and the DoNYpARTs will be Bustd up agin
Betyer life.
ss Air you preacher sir" he inquired, site
~ sarkasticul.
mo, sir. But beeve in morality. like.
wise bleeye III Meetin Houses. Show me place
where there ism any Meetin Houses and where
preachers is never seen land | II show you place
where old hats air stuff. d into brokcd winders
where children air dirty and ragged where gates
hay no hinges, where the wimin air slipshod, anC
where maps of the devil wild land - air paint
cd upon mems shirt bosums with tobacco jooce
That 8 what IL snow you. Let us COnSlue
what the preachers do for US before we aboose
EN-"
He sed he didn't mean TO aboose the clergy
Not at ALL and he was happy tosee that | was in
terested in the BoNYPART family
It's CRATE family" sed l. "But they
scooped in the old man.
How, sr?'
id N ApoLEoN the Grand. The Britshers
scooped him at Waterloo. He wanted to do toe
mach, and he did it! They scooped him in at
waterloo, and he subsekently died at ST. Hele-
ny There's where the gratest military man
this world ever produced pegged out. 1t was
rather hard to consno such man as him to St.
Heleny, spend his, a,st days in catchn mack
eril, and walkln up and down the dreary beach
in a military cloak drawn titely round him, (see
picter books,) but 50 it was. lied of the Army =
Them was his larst words. So he had bin. lie
was CRATE! Don't wish We had pair of his
old b to command sum of our Brgades "
This pleased JEROME and he took me warmly
by the hand.
a4ss ALEXANDER the Crate was punkins. - con-
tinnered, but NAPOLEON was punknser ALIc
Wept becaws there was no more worlds to scoop,
and he took to drinkn. He drowndld his sor-
rers in the howin bole, and the Aowin bole was
to much tor him. 1t ginrally is. He undertook
20 Civ snake exhibition in his boots, but it
killel him That was bad joke for ALIc. :"
Since you Dir so solicious alb u france, and