The Van Buren press., 1861-04-10
SOUTHERN issArrsrAcr1ox.-We find
the following paragraph in the Worth Ala
Lrxni I'm of fho 9Th or Ma-aL

SOUTHERN DIssArrsrAcr,ox.-We find
the following paragraph in the North Ala
Jamidn of the 9Th of March:
"Our neighbor Of the Consultation rath-
er pettishly.su suggests that if the::editor Of the
Aidbamian is not satisfied with the govern
ment Of the new Confederacy he had better
leave it. 1t all were to leave who are dis
satisfied, we fear the remainder would have
to leave or do worse, for they would have
few left on whom they could safely rely for
self-protection. 1t is a remarkable fact.
and why it is so we know not, that the sub.
stantial. physical force of the country-tbc
hard-fsted, hardworking men everywhere,
who are expected to do all the fighting when
their country calls--were from the begin
ming opposed to the ordinance of secession.
and are becoming daily more and more dis
satisfied with it. For while they wero
disposed to acquiesce but as they watch tho
further developments of that measure, tic
muttering thunders of their indignation
cannot longer be suppressed. Would you
have them all leave. and thus abandon the
seeessioa aristoeracy of the South to the ten
der mercy of Mr.. Lincoln That would
be too cruel.'
E1 North Carolina-as high minded,
as honorable, as sensitive to wrong, - ieal-
ous of its honor. as true to the South -
South Carolina, or any other State, and
which has as just cause Of complaint against
the North as South Caroline ever hsd--hss
according to the latest accounts, not only
decided against secession, but against hold
ing State convention 10 consider secession.
She doubtless waits (as all the Southern
States should have waited for united coun-
sells, united action, on the part Of the South-
ern States still in the Union. Had the whole
South acted together IN tho Union and for the
Union. instead of adopting separate scces-
sion, and dcserting the Union, it is moro
than probable that it would have. by this
time, secured every guarantee it asked, and
made the Union perpetual, safe and glorious.
I-Alera~dria Gazette.
RECEIPT FOR MAKISG TArrIrR.-Tske
one handful Of the vine called Runabout.
the same quantity of the root called MIN
bletongue. a sprig Of the herb called Back
bite at either before or after dog -days), q
tablespoonful OF Don't-you-tell it, six
drachms of Malice. few drops of envy,
which can be purchased in any quantity at
the shop Of Miss Tabitha Teatable. and
Miss Nancy Nightwalker. Stir them we'll
together, and simmer them for half an hour
over the fire Of Discomfort, kindled with q
little Jealousy then strain it through the
rag Of Misconstruct;on, and cork it up in
the bottle Of malevolcnce hang it up on .
skein of Streetyarn, shake it occasionally
for few days. and it will be fit for use.
Let few drops be taken before walking
out, and the subject will be enabled to
speak all manner Of evil, and that continu-
ally.
=. S.-Old maids and widows do nos
need SO large . dose.
Er A British officer, writing from Te.
heran. Persia, to the London Times 70.
r,arks !: "A Cathartic Pill manufactured
bv an American chemist DR.. j. c.. Aver
of Lowell. Mass. has cured the Shah, Of .
Liver Complaint that threatened his life.-
This simple fact. as might be expected. ron
cers the Americans immensely popular bers
while we English are overlooked. Doubt
less our own scholars made the discoveries
which he employs, and thus it is in every
thing we do tho labor, then the mousisg
Americans put their mark on it, and taks
the reward. Doct. Aver is idolizsd by tho
Court and its retainers here, which will
doubtless be rejected to him on gold snuff
box, or diamond hilted sword, while not
the name even of Davy, Chrstoson or Bro
die-the great lights by which he shines, ia
known.-Ns~ York Sunday paper.