The Grand Haven news. [volume] (Grand Haven, Mich.) 1858-18??, 1861-01-09
OFFArT"s
LIFE PILLS AND PH0ENIx
M BITTERs.

These medicines have now been before the pub
lie for a pcriod Of rHIRry seAas, aud during
that time have maintained high character IN
almost every part Of the Globe, for their extra
ordinary and Immediate power Of restoring per-
feet health 10 persons suffering under nearly ev-
cry kind Of disease 10 which the human frame
is liable. la etfa.
The following are among the distressing yari-
ETY. Of human diseases in which the lsgefao"
Life Medicines are we'll known 10 be infallible
Dyspepsia, by thoroughly cleansing the first
and second stomachs, and creating a flow OF pure,
healthy bile, instead of the stale and acid kind;
Flatulency, Loss Of Appetite, Heartburn, Head
ache, Restlessness, Ill-temper, Anxiety, Lam
guor and Melancholy, which are the general
symptoms Of Dyspepsia, will vanish as a natu-
raj consequence Of its cure. ~. -.
Costiyeness, by cleansing the whole length Of
the intestines with solvent process, and with
out violence; all violent purges leave the bowels
costiye within two days. ,.tsei- ~
FeYers Of all kinds, by restoring the blood to
a regular circulation, thro ugh,the process Of res
piration in such cases, and the thorough solution
Of all intestinal obstruction in others.
The Life Medicines have been known TO cure
rheumatism permanently in three weeks, and
govt in half that time, by removing local infiam-
nation from the muscles and ligaments OF the
joints.
ching the kidneys and bladder; they operate
most delightfully."- on these important organs,
and hence they have ever been found certain
remedy for the worst cases of Graret.
Also Worms by dislodging from the turnings
of the bowels the Shiny matter to which these
creatures adhere.
scurvy, Ulcers, and Invetcrate Sores, by the
perfect purity which these Life Medicines give
10 the blood, and all the huinors
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by their Alternative effectupon the fluids that feed
the skin, and the morbid state Of which occa-
sions all eruptve complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable compilations.
The use of these Pills for very short time
will effect an entire cure OF Salt Rheum, and .
striking Improvement in the clearness Oft the skin
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two in the worst cases
PILEs.-Tho original proprietor Of these med
icines, was cured Of Piles, of 30 years standing
by the use Of the Life Medicines alone. 49,,
FEVER AND AGUE.-For this scourge Of th'
Western country, these Medicines will be found
safe, speedy and certain remedy. Other med
icines leave the system subject 10 return of Oh,
disease-a cure by these Medicines is perman
ENTITY them, be setisfed, and be cured!
Bilious Fevers and Liver Complaints-Geno
raj Debility, Loss Of Appetite and Diseases 0
Femaes-the Medicines have been used will
the most beneficial results in cases of this DIES
cription: KingsEvil, and Serofula, in its wors
forms, yields TO the mild yet powerful action o
of these remarkable medicines. Night Sweats
Nervous Debility, Nervous complaints Of al
kinds, Palpitation Of the heart, Painters Collie
are speedily cured. '
MERcuRIAL DIsEAsEs.--Persons whose con
stitutions have become impaired by the injud
cious use Of Mercury, will And these Medicines
perfect cure as they never fail 10 eradicate iron
tho system, all tho effects Of Mercury, infnitel,
sooner than the most powerful preparations 0
Sarsaparilla. Prepared and sold by
1l w. B. M0FFAT,
335 Broadway, New York.
Esfs~ For sale by all Druggists. [nSl ly