Red Wing sentinel. [volume] (Red Wing, M.T. [i.e. Minn.]) 1855-1861, 1861-03-06
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elbow do you like the new Minister"
'Oh, first rate: he never NEEDLES With
politics or religion"
Greedy says he objects to Cameron
because III politics "Si'non says wiS
wag'' to frequently.
a joker says ''you can certainly
retain girls affection if you never
return them"
Gov. Pickcrs is on old togy-Mrs.
=. on the contrary, is perfect brick
charming all who look at her.
A fellow asks why dogs bark only at
a.fuN moon: Probably it is because
there is not enough Of 'lcec moon to
produce L,N10cy.
A New York negro named Gundy,
was fined last week for teaching Free
Masonry to niue South Carolina neyros
who had just arrived. Gunay applied
y hot gridiron and charged them only
$3.50 each.
The Union ticket has carried Mis-
souri, by 5 to 10 thousand. Virginia,
Missouri and Tcnncsse-, insist that
the North will yet agree to q compro.
mise. We shall soon know. All the
border Slave States strongly dcuouncc
coercion.
A German girl Of Is, ran away from
Horizon, Wis, with negro boz OF Is.
Ajusticc at Fox Lake married them.
The negro sworc they We're both OF
ago and the father Of the girl has pros
ec"tcd him for perjury. Does Wis.
cousin permit such marriages?
The Milwaukee Nears says . military
man Of that city insists on taking his
tavorite boy to tho war down south
On proposing to carry it OH his back
tho mother objected "becausc tho CHILD
will be the first to be shot,"
Robert Dale Owen Of Indiana, the
skcptic, the philosophcr,the spiritualis
and patriot, has made q great speech
OH the crisis. lie says OH" prac1ica
contempt for the christian spirit is tn.
cause Of our discussions. True.
Mississippi and Louisiana Commits
sioners are at Richmond pulling at Ole
Virginia to join them; this she will no
DO, provided the Northern States arc
just aud appreciate her efforts to kcel
the family together.
The Republicans are row willing t
vote for national convention tt
nm end the Constitution. This is to-
slow a remcdy--tho patient will b.
dead before the doctors reach til,
chamber ofcouncil.
The paragraph going the rounds o
the revolutionary Republican Journal
about Lincoln's 'sullcring death be
fore he will consent to buy the privileg'
oftaking pcsscssion of the Government
&C., is one grand hoax used 10y sucl
journals to encourage the lire-eatcrs il
their party. MI. /. never said any
thing Quite SO foolish.
The Waukon Journal dcEounce
Greedy for quarre]ing with Cassiu
Clay. Clay is for moderation ant
compromise and Greedy is preparin!
his batteries to fire on the now Ad
mmistration. His hatred Of Seward
will lead him to destruction.
Parson Brownlow's prayers seem t,
suit the Republicans first rate. On
ofhis late wishes is that he had til,
power to collect about one hundred
Republican agitators Of the North ant
sn unequal number Of seccss,onist
South. / would scorch them in hel
10 that their friends could not recoc
nizc them and then hang the whole 10
Of them.
A man at wsllsville, Ohio, CAV,
Mr.. Lincoln two fine large apples: a
wag seeing the donation made yelled
out, "Say, Mr.. Lincoln, that telle,
wants the post ottice!!" The apple MAJ
felt himsalfpccled. At small tow,
in Indiana Mr. Lincoln stated that he
received letter from a young lady O.
that place requesting him to let hi.
whiskcrs grow-Abraham asked ifth<
young lady was present? A, reply O
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